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FIRST STREAM OF THE NEW YEAR, WELCOME 2026! !agentink !makeship !vite !senpai !v1tech
01-01-2026 · 8h 41m
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ZU-CY-Starting of 2026 with Hating on Chat, SMH.
The man feels like I haven't seen you all all year longs entalune anyway's love you all even
asking he toast his enter heart cannot put into words how excited I am for this year with
you all's interest lapisos free in advance if I overdo it in some ways enter dead.
Happy New Year's End and All the Geckos
43 moons at the start of 2026, a nice moment, happy new year friends, much love.
My new year's resolution is to be more of an asshole.
What can I say?
I got to start the year off strong.
Frick.
Chat, I've missed your beauty.
Haven't seen it in a year.
them ellipse mean door.
First stream of 2026, let's get the stemming started early.
Bingoos, Spongos, Bingoos, Spongos, Bingoos, Spongos, Bingoos, Spongos, Bingoos,
Bingoos, Spongos, Bingoos, Bingoos, Bingoos.
Shing the steam with morning tacos, feels good man.
66 moons, man it's been a while.
Here's to another 66 Zen.
Well you know what they say, you are what you eat.
So take a bite's you cheat law pass.
They say life could be a dream, but so long as the beautiful clip is in chat, life is a dream.
Since stream of the new year, let's go.
Center Heart Center Heart Center Heart.
Howdy chat, you know what day it is?
It's the first out of touch Thursday of the year at Jam.
72 months, 6 years and I still can't find the exit, oh well-centered together's enter heart.
Happy New Year's End, it's time to make it the best year we can, then together's enter
hearts.
Void feels good to be home.
Happy New Year, 2021.
Happy New Year, 2021.
Two years with the Gegoos.
Center Hearts, Center Hearts, and Trace Lapse, and to Wag.
We are South, New Year, New Void.
Yes, it does have the great new Void smell.
Very good start to the year.
When to get a few groceries and saw they already,
and Valentine's Day stuff being put up. Give me a few freaking weeks to process at least.
Howdy gamers, Zentress Lack Zentress Lack.
Chet help, I cannot see, but awaits, no still cannot see.
Damn, a new year, but Chet is looking as beautiful as ever.
blind
Brake who the heck is ready here?
A hen!
Okay.
Get up!
Get up, get up, get up.
Up and down.
She did be flying enough the top pro.
Okay, or out of nowhere.
Did we just get out by a stinky lizard?
Ciri, make way.
I'm going ambulance, but not for me.
Holy shit that's scary.
Is this it? Is this the end of my journey? All I see is a clear horizon with no path in sight.
I think it's so over three from independent.
Hello?
We're so back.
Get up. After you dislocated our spinal cord.
Me and her name is Zensina.
I didn't do that. You did that.
I will get up when I get on bacon.
Thank you.
Is this going to be another year?
Bacon.
Somebody said bacon.
Pairs in.
Who's bacon?
He's bacon.
Who is Bacon?
Center Hi, Center Hi, Center Hi.
So, Zen, uh, you're going to do your live message on Twitter?
Or did you think he was jumping the camera was a better idea?
Er...
You start the year with Pitching Us.
Then demand we get up when we don't want to.
Well, at least you didn't force the Zen angle.
Oh wait, never mind.
Taken? Taken Gets Knots.
Hey, Zen, I haven't seen you since last year, how's it been? Still stinky? How's world domination going?
Then what did you do to us? I can feel my legs. Oh wait there just to sleep from
sitting on the toilet on. So then since we forgot to last time, how is the festival last night?
Beautiful!
Wait, this is the Zend her effuses to give us nubies.
Hey, what's up? Happy New Year. Happy 2026.
The fucking stream.
Oh, that's true.
Yeah.
Him to stream.
Then, if you still have early in the year for these shenanigans,
may we please get some rest.
Hey, Happy 2026 and welcome in.
Let's start this year off, Rick.
You'll put someone's eye out.
Fuck!
Hey, happy 2026, what's up guys?
Get in the stream. Let's start this year off right.
You're here here, Geckos.
Oh, sorry.
See that one was really good.
That's a good take, good take.
Sorry, I'm going to be up in your face, which is a moment here.
Pardon me.
Is that no one ever?
Yes, Doctor, a heavy lizard landed on me.
Do I still have my legs?
Why can't I feel my legs?
That's fine.
Take your tongue.
No rush.
Then we can't breath. We're dying.
What if we prank Zen to get 2026 started off right?
With gift subs 35% off, it would be a great time to bury Zen with subs.
Oh, such a good prank.
Being this close, I can't help but notice your skin is dry as fuck.
Vice-turized please.
Fuck off bitch.
Fanficritors, here is your cue.
Zen 2 close you smell take a shower.
Zen us where these angles will make my relatives question what I'm watching, but this point I'm
I can't do that then.
What is Corn's favorite holiday?
New airs Eve.
Then we can't breathe. Please step away.
Working on it. Hold on.
Brie, please step away.
Working on it, hold on.
Okay, let's see.
And then...
Oh, right.
Hold on, sorry.
You're blocking lovely chats.
I heard you were thinking about doing a fireworks simulator collab yesterday.
I didn't know you meant IRL, and your never didn't get told it wasn't happening.
Right?
Don't worry, this is fine, we are fine, it's nice and warm under here.
Let's see.
Third month's sub, glad to be here and happy new year.
Is this the prettiest of the zets?
Wait, did I say prettiest?
I meant stinkiest.
Oh, this is actually a perfect picture.
Thank you.
You, I see this is where you're going to sweat collect.
He's there.
How did someone shoot a firework into your truck?
Did you have the windows down or something?
Seems like a seal is used to be costly.
Can you work a little faster, please?
This is not how I wanted to spend the start of the year man.
hop to it. Do D. Let's see. Hold on here. Sorry, sorry. Hey, happy new year.
Pestorone.
And then let's see.
Instead of sending hugs, I will be sending snow by the truckloaders and three-years-low
It's getting hard to type with one hand.
2026 is definitely the year of the Zen Angle looking.
Hey, can we shoot that guy?
Thanks.
Happy New Year's and Thraier and Geckos, and a better year to everyone.
Yeah, wait a go, UV.
Ain't no way you've fucked that up.
Bruh.
First, start of the stream for the new year and you already timed out somebody, the wrong person.
Congratulations.
Clockyton Chat, 34 minutes into the first stream of 2026 and we got a Krunga message.
Setties.
Mods steal the guy's lollipop.
Orally have a moderator messing up.
I mean, like, dude, I can't believe you done this.
You had one job, UV.
You had one job.
One job.
Shaking my head.
I'm going to leave you as a model if I just like to shame you.
Get shamed, you thee. Get shamed.
And you're already baiting the weird shames.
For shames. You had one job to them.
Stare?
Fuck you.
Class of QV moment.
Having my 10 years is not a 20.
26 is going great.
Let's be honest, we made UV a mod because it would be funny, turns out we made the right call, you're doing a great job UV.
I mean I guess.
But being stinky is.
Chat, look you, you may be failed horribly, so don't be like you, and check out all the great Zen merch from Italy.
Senpai Squad V1 tech vitra with the gamer sums.
So don't fail like you, and get that merch to do.
Hey, got merchandise in Italy.
Wait, what?
I can relate that one gecko about typing with one hand.
I got a pizza and trying to eat it.
Happy new year.
Okay, fair enough.
Then your tummy gets a little bigger and no it isn't absets.
We trained you here long as a joke.
Sorry, I'm hitting my Instagram's 2025 cap.
I'm making the move.
I'm making moves, guys.
Did someone make a compor movie joke? Let's go.
Instagram still exists.
It does, yes.
Okay, that is updated.
As well.
Hi, then.
Hi, chat. I'm wishing I'm going to test for 22 months.
Much, much, much, much.
I'm going to be doing so much work this year.
this year.
Last year I just fell apart.
I fell behind on a lot of things.
Once the company exploded, I fell behind on a lot of things.
Depression took me.
I procrastinated a lot of that.
And the year before that. And well, you get...
There was so much I had to do though.
Don't beat your fucking apartment.
I just didn't have any energy anymore.
We all know the struggles you faced.
Like I said.
I mean maybe place yourself so 95% of it doesn't end up on the back burner again.
Yeah.
Then, roughly, I know you're radiant, but can you maybe turn down the sun a little?
I already need glasses.
I don't need a stronger prescription.
I'll get you some prescription.
Hold on here.
You did nothing for the entire year.
Only stared at us for many hours in silence and then abruptly in the stream.
That would be creepy.
Hey, wait, shit.
Shit.
Damn thing, darling.
We are proud of you for being stronger than the challenges that life gave you.
I've already been through enough challenges in my life, man.
I really don't need another test.
But, so it has appeared to have happened.
We already have a rock simulator, as an afraid simulator wouldn't be too far off.
Alright, I think I got it. It was freaking dead, hold on.
Instagram'd be more stinky than you, but we'll always support him anyway.
All right, look over here, hi.
Okay, oh shit.
So you all made it.
Me too, 20, 26.
Nice, nice.
And here we are.
want to get into it. Listen, listen, listen. Hi. I wonder how many cameras
then goes through in a year, happy new year. Surprisingly just one. Just one actually.
And that's been with me since like...
The first green tea wand.
The first green tea wand.
The first green tea wand.
The first green tea wand.
Yes.
Then can I get charla head charla to start the year?
I know you asked this yesterday.
And just because...
Okay, fine.
Surely, but there you go through way more GPU and CPUs than that.
Oh, wait, Centre Suffer.
Welcome everyone and congratulations for making it cross-pecarrot to Stilex's screen of
24.
6.
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8.
7.
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9.
8.
6.
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8.
8.
But that was a great challenge.
But that was a great challenge.
But that was a great challenge.
Two-for-step units, gentlemen, let's move on to the next one.
And check it she's the sacrifice of the entire society.
I'm a sin, I'm a sin, I'm a sin, I'm a fool.
I'm a fool, I'm a fool, I'm a fool, I'm a fool.
I'm a fool, I'm a fool, I'm a fool.
I'm a fool, I'm a fool.
I'm a white center-compensant for all.
I can't do that!
Get shot out!
I'm done! I'm done!
I'm done!
I can't do that!
Thank you very much for the past few years
and I'm sure it's difficult
that it's always fun to practice doing
and staying with him to get to a new world.
I'm done!
Something something won't teach you to die in a circular bone.
How can you use a minstrel?
Actually, for being the best second corner of the park, it was in my 2025, including so many streams where I just took your street up and walk on the sleep and then wake up to the tiny bird still streaming on my second monitor.
Here's to another year of the...
Did you just call me an angry bird?
Then do you think you could defeat Goku?
No.
I don't really have one hymn banging on my door if I said yes, you know, hymn and then
half of the Dragon Ball community.
So yeah, no.
Excuse me, Streamer.
Did you just power scale yourself to go on?
Yeah, it's like I haven't seen you in the getters since last year.
I don't think so, buddy.
Zoningory Bird collab win.
We're all in U.S. stuff going on.
It's so awesome that Mancey was able to celebrate New Year's Eve with her family and
chairs with everyone with a shot of cutitif for the first time.
2026 is gonna be a good year's store.
Awesome for her.
We need some Dragon Ball memes for Tengia.
There doesn't seem to be any such.
All the headpats to you, then you deserve them.
Center-pats and a pat center-pats, center-pats, center-pats, center-pats, center-pats, center-pats,
center-pats, center-pats
center-pats.
Go, go, go, go, listen to her, she's stronger than jeeran and she wants that smoke.
Katie and Fifth, we're getting...
Oh, my dear dragon, I travel far and wide to catch dragon.
Hell yeah, congratulations.
You should get a wish.
So I asked the, can you melt the other time I front porch?
No.
You could be to go to, just not physically.
You've got one extra brown fells compared to him here.
I know what I'm hell strong for, get go wide.
Happy year as the U.M. moves amazing and chats enter hearts enter together.
I'm anywhere.
I could beat Goku pretty easily.
Uh huh.
Okay, hey, listen.
It's up here.
Up here.
Wait, the camera's stuck.
Oh, shit!
You'll be might miss the correct chatter to kill.
Could be a lot worse, I won't be fair.
Could be a lot worse.
No half down here, he's right.
Alright, so hello everybody.
Welcome and happy 2026.
Happy New Year.
I hope you and chat have awesome new years enter hearts enter together.
Hi, Zen. I think our chat messages are showing up on the screen. We can't see us.
Sanche.
Well, somebody's a narcissist.
Spot it.
Let me see, hold on.
Damn Zen, can't believe I haven't seen you since last year.
How are you doing?
You're so funny.
I'm laughing.
Not really.
Let's see.
Oh, that's not it.
Let's see. Where's the...
Oh, it's not in there anymore.
Oh, I think I took it out of the hole.
I'm not banned anymore. Smiley, thanks emoji.
What is happening?
Here, the heck?
I see it.
Going, but I don't see it.
Wait.
Ah, that's why.
Okay, they're fine.
Here, how about that?
Better.
Better?
Zenken graduations on beating Sekiro, you should try the first Berserker cars in.
Might try code beta instead.
Code vein.
Anyways.
Hi everybody.
Come in, happy 2026.
You guys are having a wonderful start to your new year.
And if not, happy new years then I'm chuffed.
Don't worry, you'll be the first day.
We got a whole freaking year ahead of us.
So look forward to that and do your best.
So I know from my resolution.
Getting back on my schedule, which would involve getting up early again.
Probably around 8 a.m.
7 maybe.
Going to bed like at 12.
Maybe one at most.
Still have to decide if I work my work out for the late 90s.
Still deciding on that part.
As I was saying,
Still designing on that part.
What else was there?
Oh, right.
So we have three events this month, four months, four events, excuse me.
Events?
Four of these resolutions, be like everyone else.
Yes, junk food, more exercise, a ring-fit stream.
Yeah. Hell yeah.
Be bold, wake up at 3am instead.
No.
I don't hate myself.
Nor do I work graveyard shift.
So no.
Well, you made me forget what I was gonna say now.
Are you happy?
I already messed up my 2020.
Are you proud of yourself?
2027 will be my year for real.
Oh, right. Four events?
Okay, so.
The first event, of course.
is going to be dark souls.
I have to wake up with that.
That is continued.
Where you see it?
I didn't come there to get attacked.
So that's still continuing.
Next.
There's going to be martyr and lime.
We are going to be doing Eldon Ring and helping Metara get to the end.
Then another event is going to be heavenly at useu and useu.
are doing armoured core 6. Surprisingly none of them have played it. None of them have played
it yet. And then finally for the final events, the Halo 3 tournament. With two different
brackets. Pros and then casuals. So that will be all today. Trying to take place in the
span of one month. So I'm going to try my best to get this all set up. And I'm also trying
to get better at scheduling this time. This year. I want to get on top of that schedule.
Good. Excuse me.
Also, Ellie did me a favor. I think this is at an upcoming convention actually.
So what you're telling us is you're starting off the year with rage-bode games.
It's more like Phil Chettins.
It's more like Phil Chettins.
He's a organizing tournament.
She has done some bang-a-wands for the community love.
That's...
Rest.
Perhaps.
But as I was saying,
Ellie did me a solid and I have a booth. This upcoming event for an upcoming convention. I
on actually. It will be my first time ever trying to have my own booth.
They! I guess the idea is.
Have other VTuber merchandise along with my own and maybe a little TV stand with
You know the V-Tuber on it?
It was actually a pretty sweet deal.
Not that I specified.
I thought it was going.
It's still expensive though.
But?
I'm going to assume I can do that.
We'll see how the first one goes.
Go, go from there.
Let's see what else was there.
First three seconds.
I guess five minutes technically.
Then to heart.
Five events.
Technically speaking.
Five events technically.
Because this month is a two-demand role.
2D map.
The 3 years I tease been 3 whole years since I subbed.
Hell yeah, much love.
So there's also that.
What else is there?
Thinking.
Next month is the 3D Valentine's Day.
I do want to try doing something that month.
I might try to do it.
Pop up booth in Japan.
With baked cookies and everything maybe?
Or at a convention?
Might be a good idea.
I also, it's about time I said it, it's a scary thing, I know.
And I know you're thinking like, well, Zent, you don't have to.
I will be looking to join a VTuber agency.
I think I missed the groups and everything, as much as I get what people are saying
about being independent. I'm a person who likes having organisation. I like having meetings.
I like discussing future, planning.
I like being able to be part of group projects.
I like being a part of group projects.
That's what I did a lot in my life.
That's what a lot of my work was.
It was a lot of group projects for keeping the business afloat and all that.
You know you could start your own organization, just say.
I could.
That's a drawback, multiple actually.
That would leave me less time to do things to work with.
That would make even a more a lot of work.
And probably even less streaming time.
So I don't think that's a very good compromise for me.
Only because I want agency would lead to continuing.
I want to do it.
Zen, don't ever forget your worth.
They would literally have to fight for you to be honest.
So, that is the goal for this year.
You like to discuss future planning, okay? How about we talk about my future with chat,
raise?
Well, start talking. You can't just leave with that and then say nothing. Come on.
Confess your love. Do it right now. Tell them how much you love them.
Well, we're waiting. You're exposed to the firework into your car and locked in memory.
to memory. While driving at 40 miles per hour, 64 kilometers per hour, a softball
sword into the open driver's window, hitting my mother square in the head. Initial
shock, swirving, and screams later, things were fine.
What the...
Chat's fuck!
I love you more than Zen.
Get on the wall!
Jesus!
First we go on a trip to Venice, then we move in, and then anything can happen
Love.
I confess.
I love pizza.
I'm an order sum.
Happy 2026, everyone.
Hell of a...
Differences.
When you raided into fruit, she mentioned having interest in trying some soul's games.
I know time zones might be a sea, but maybe you could see if you can pull her into a game.
That's all just dependent on her.
It's just up to her, man.
Anyways.
So that's a chatter. What kind of pizza are you getting? Can I have some? I haven't eaten yet and I'm really hungry.
What kind of pizza?
What kind of pizza?
The best streamers in the one of the best communities I've been a part of. Through Helen and back, we survived.
What kind of bomb is that?
What kind of bomb is that?
What kind of bomb is that?
What kind of bomb is that?
What kind of bomb is that?
What kind of bomb is that?
Then be like, yeah, well, I'm going to make my own tuber agency with blackjack and
hawkers.
In fact, forget the tubers.
Pineapple and Hampi.
How do you go bankrupt?
Chat I love you as much as calling in air strikes on hordes of bugs for democracy and
and a palm is a great smell on you.
Meat lovers pizza is best pizza.
Oh, that's not bad.
Okay.
I just imagined that Chatechins and Tavenison cheese still in the screen.
Then crust supreme pizza in the air.
If you're gonna take me out too, Italy.
And I'm still on the screen.
at least feed me some spaghetti. Here, I'll even...
He's in. In having shrimp palfreda for lunch, do you prefer shrimp potchicken?
Center crashing out.
I also haven't eaten for entire year, and I made myself now some Boulder Cramon and
chicken sauce with Abonero tasty.
I guess I think it could be better would be if I eventually get myself some VTramons and
3-A-R-I-POP-A-C-LAP.
You can never go bankrupt when it comes to blackjack.
Just remember this easy tactic.
Always hit on 17.
Italy?
Forget about it.
I love and hate pizza.
I love it because it tastes so good.
But I hated for how much she tries to put me into a food coma-peeper-fattest.
Sorry, then. So I'll take this tomorrow, it's right now.
Someone will get you all that Italian Gaggle one day.
Somebody said, tumoless, and I'm locked in.
Please.
Keep talking.
So fucking good dude.
Delicious.
Brisket tomatoes are so good.
Yeah.
Tamales.
Cand, tamales?
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No. No. No. No.
I've been to the Christmas tomorrow is here. Go put that back. Not use in back up.
And go order your ones that are actually freshly baked.
What's wrong with you?
To Marley's and Strawberry Cheesecake for dessert, what do you think, then?
Tasty.
Tasty.
Okay, but the question is, which of the three's and three has likes to Marley's the most?
Me.
Me, I, me.
Hi! Meeze, on time!
She'll be milk.
She'll be the Kilxenter Wajangers, Enter Wajangers, Enter Wajanger.
I helped my mom make chicken tamales with pa-san-pewed beans.
I have never heard of tamales in a can. Why?
Yeah. Never get those.
I have a co-worker that was a little drunken.
It was going to be a flashback.
But he tried to eat the tamales without removing the husk kick.
Bro, get me some cheater on and turn tones, and my night is mere god damn.
To Marley's Raktin Banana Plant Leafs, taste-team.
Anyways, I need to see who the heck, or not who the heck, sorry.
Definitely because there are one there, right?
If you got.
When Lucia and May want to continue on their journey.
Hey Zen, is there any chance you'll be streaming on YouTube too?
Or at least upload Vod's time?
Yes.
Can't watch Twitch on my work, place anymore.
I am working on that.
I don't know about you guys, but I dig of this.
You have some test cards right now.
Yes.
It's cool to do.
A few weeks ago.
But enough about me for one second here.
Here.
Here.
My mother made some for Christmas, and I was lucky enough to take some home.
I can get to learn how to make them this year.
It will be time to...
You're just told me.
But it will be worth it.
Zenstering contest now.
Hold on, guys.
Hold on.
Important moment here.
So, I just got told by the chat today.
Katie, Fufu, Congratulations.
Congratulations, seriously.
Hell yeah.
I am so happy for both of you, man.
You guys are always talking about each other, so much, and it's very cute.
And I'm very happy for both of you, and I wish you nothing but happiness for the years to come.
So much luck to both of you, congratulations.
You're engagement.
Much love.
Well look who it is.
It's flock.
What's up, flock?
How's it going?
Also be sure to go check out Fufu by the way.
Wow, it's us.
It's good to see you.
Babes.
Babes.
The last time I saw you.
And they're both the last year.
XDD.
How's it going, Flook?
Wonderful seeing you.
Oh, actually that actually just reminded me.
Me.
Before I forget, I'm trying to get back on top of getting on things here.
Then you know what would the amazing way to celebrate their engagement?
By good old?
What's up?
How do you guys feel about a soul's game?
How do you, how do you guys feel about soul's games?
On this question.
You love soul's game?
Okay, okay.
Have you guys played Dark Souls 3 yet?
First, synapsing of the year, let's go.
Okay, Katie has and Fufu has.
Jesus, guys.
No.
Nothing like testing a relationship with us.
There's too many of us here.
You're crowding.
Get out of here.
Guys, you're everywhere. Hold on.
Sorry.
Sorry, guys. I'm trying to...
One second.
Hey.
Yo, get out of here.
Go on.
So, going back a bit in the hands of a woman to put her a good move on to interrupt, then, oh, that unlocked a memory.
Ok.
Ok.
I actually had a certain ape the husk on it to Marley, because he didn't know he was supposed to take it off.
We always wondered why he hated to Marley's, Lamal.
Got to say.
So, congrats to Katie and Fufu...
As I was saying.
So happy for them.
But Mom said it was my turn to be in the PS2 last week.
I'm not screwed.
I'm not screwed to do souls like games.
And there's so happened to have one spot if I try.
For not one spot, sorry, or one game slot.
Greetings to you, Zenith.
Docs Souls 3 has yet to be filmed.
Docs Souls 3 has yet to be filmed.
How would both of you feel about Beep?
You see Zen?
Middle is the goat. You passed on fighting actually peaking dark souls three.
Take that check mark off the list, but you ain't done with it.
Shut up, bitch!
That's a two month story.
I'm very proud of you this year's Entry Jamey's Entry Jamey.
How would both of you like to play Dark Souls 3 instead of just you to play our down?
At least let me finish the fucking sentence you dipsh it.
Help chat in on the floor and I can't get up. I think's end stepped on me by accident.
This isn't about you. Wait, what is that light in the distance?
This isn't about you.
Intempted to go toward it.
This isn't about you.
How about no?
How about yes?
Happy New Year's End. Hope your day is awesome.
Okay, so I guess you guys said yes.
So...
That means we are filling up that group then for Dark Souls 3.
I'll stop talking now. Please continue.
Listen here, buddy. You listen here. Listen to it right now. You listen here.
body?
Wait, Zenfone finally got carried in the middle fight.
Thank you Katie and Fufu.
I've prayed for days like this.
Zen will finally understand Pete.
Anyways, as I was saying.
Step on us.
As I was saying, have you guys done any type of souls cooperative mods?
Not yet.
perfect, that's actually perfect.
Actually, be the first time I actually have a group who's actually played all the
souls games. So, this will be interesting.
It's good that you guys have not done the cooperative seamless yet.
Very good, actually.
I always hear good things about this, so it'd be perfect.
This would be the Dark Souls 3 group.
I'm reading slash hearing that the Beastiers and Tenseks who are colliding and while I'm
hyped for it, it also makes me sad to imagine that huge collab that could have been with
and no one the others in lethal company.
And then going around killing everyone with her shovel.
We look forward to the future, not the past.
Alright, that group is set up there. We'll figure out the dates for those. That's
going to take a couple of days. That will take a couple of days. I mean, if you guys
a down for starting today.
Holy shit, that was so probably good as a head of schedule for me.
All we can figure out the days, it's up to you guys.
Because it is late for you guys, think.
Hey, okay, so I see that.
Honestly, as dark these years, my other scene was especially 2025, in my case, with me broken the eye of the night daily on of watching your streams and interact with chat on a daily basis it has helped an incredible amount.
To hear as to another five years at multiple decades, stay amazed balls, everyone.
Hell yeah.
Okay, so let's see.
Schedule Schedule Schedule.
Hello, wait, wait.
So then, if you start in the 20th of August, you're the 2026, I just wanted to say, how are you doing?
I'm doing awesome, thank you.
It should just take like three days at most since we are already easily familiar with Darsal 3.
We're already familiar with that so it shouldn't take that long.
It should take three days at most.
If only they would hurry up and release the Dark Souls 2 cooperative mod.
Oh, that would be so nice.
I hope they get to that eventually, man.
That's going to be the best one to do a cooperative mod for. Run.
It's going to be so bad to be honest.
Trying to think which would be the worst one for cooperative, actually, for the cooperative
boss, too.
Dark Souls 2.
The funny thing about Dark Souls 2 is that all the enemies are so far apart, but they
all have infinite aggro range almost. So it's going to be interesting.
Those hitboxes are going to be so fucking funny. Oh,
So, Fufu and Katie have a nice night.
Much love. Thank you for stopping by and congratulations.
Oh, let me see if these two are awake actually.
Time to get all these groups up and running here, really.
I haven't seen you since last year.
You and Zayuchi, what the fuck are you two saying?
See you guys talking shit, but I didn't get to see that in time.
Of course, Evelyn is hung over, of course, he is.
Let's see, next one.
chord 6, dark souls 1, dark souls 3, and Eldenry.
May is going on vacation.
So that means we got to do this early then.
That means we have to do this early.
Dependent on her, though.
Sorry, give it a second here.
You're still on Mordza Yuki.
Zayushi, you're still a freaking Mord dude.
Shut the fuck up and get back into the dungeon.
Away with you.
Go on back into the dungeon with you.
Go.
Don't even know how he got out, to be honest.
Oh my god. Yeah, I think this year, one of my resolutions. I think it's as fun as it is,
you know, doing the random collabs, spontaneous ones.
I want to get ahead on getting scheduling a lot more done now.
I want to get on top of that from now on.
And I think I also.
I forgot, I was looking at message, I was looking at fucking message from Zayuichi.
You piece of shit!
What was I thinking of?
I just... forgot.
Fuck.
Scheduling.
Scheduling.
Scheduling.
What was I thinking?
Central Jammie.
Oh, I remember, I remember, red.
Okay, so...
I also want to start putting out scheduled...
or, or see, excuse me, schedules.
I'm going to start putting out schedules this year.
You know, what's happening? What on what day is all that?
So if there's something like that,
you have to know the size and the height for it.
Especially with this month there's going to be a lot coming.
on. So there's that.
I'll believe it when I see your text.
I'm going to start getting on top of that. Yeah.
I'm not just hire somebody who can do the schedule for me.
You know, making the schedule.
and check the torture in those things.
I think it froze over.
Speaking of scheduling, how far I had to you plan your meat and greets?
I was wondering if you'd be doing one at the Denver fan expo in May.
Those usually come in about like
I'm not so neat on scheduling
I need some construction done
Or maybe like two or three months
So they're usually planning far ahead of time
Are you done?
But yeah, do we have anything for the Denver Farnexpo?
Lay?
Ellie?
Just message me on that.
Then we'll figure that out.
Happy New Year's End Geckos.
Here's to a fantastic 2026 for all of us.
We got this.
Center Heart Center Together.
It's true. It's the beginning of the year.
We make dreams happen.
You know what? Just because you said that, I'm not done.
Well, jokes on you.
Yes, Elliot. Yes, Elliot. Excuse me.
Okay, Lucy is not awake. Just yet, I think.
Please can you.
It down. Some of us are trying to shoot all up, so I'm ready to.
Payo everybody, sorry to interrupt you. Just wanted to tell you once more that I really appreciate you and your community.
Even if I'm mostly lurking and socially awkward,
never would have imagined I'd be here for four years.
Happy New Year to you all, and I wish that you.
I'll punch them for you, Strimmer.
Slash.
Message. Got cut off.
I just see that it ended up wish that this year.
That might just be the thing I need to break the hermitry.
I didn't think they finished out that sentence side.
But much love.
Sorry, awful timing.
I don't know what I'm doing, don't worry about me, ADHD.
Let's see.
Yeah, so this month is looking pretty packed.
Getting back on my routine.
Also I think for this year, or, you know, years to come.
I want to try and be more active with you guys on.
Hey, is it?
Or at least try to.
Or at least try to.
To my favorite dragon.
Got your post of framed and on the wall now.
Looks great.
All the best in how you 26.
What's up, Vex?
I'm trying to be careful with, like, trying to balance out our L with, work.
I don't want, you know, one thing doing too much the other.
To where it just becomes too much, because I do enjoy myself time, but I also want to
focus. On trying to get more into the community as well as well.
Can you try balancing their cations and not streaming pausecat?
Set up. Shut up.
31 months with my comiociant my favorite dragon.
Happy New Year's End. This year is going to rock. I can feel it.
I need to get on that, got the poster and keychain from novel, now am I wait for the
There is still merchandise available so don't forget about this game.
Two still. Hit the ground running. With awesome stuff.
You know damn well, I'm going to continue everything's already planned out for me.
It's part of my New Year's resolution of being more of an asshole.
XDD.
Shut up, Zayu-chi.
Hello there.
Happy New Year, Big Red.
Are you not worried of getting burned out on dark souls and dreading the co-labs instead
of enjoying it?
Absolutely not.
I love souls games.
I love the thrill of going back and thinking I'm going to beat it today.
That's an awesome feeling.
It's hard to put into, like words, but it's a very good feeling.
So I'm just trying to see.
If we're picking up Dark Souls one today, or if we're...
Maybe doing.
Lies a P or CoVane.
You all only put it into words, and we're still judging you for it.
What do you mean?
Oh wait, she's awake.
Are there any games you are looking forward to this year's end?
Zen, can I offer a third option?
Near two.
What's that?
Play near two.
Near two is peak.
Oh that's actually true.
You guys wanted me to play that?
That is true.
Have you tried Neo2? The weapon and build diversity in that game is amazing.
Okay, let's see.
This may not count as a soup scheme, but have you played any near-automator games?
I have not, no.
I know I keep mentioning Neo2, but I ironically think the combat and movement in
Yeah, I want to play that one a lot.
Other than the mainline soul schemes,
either elder ring.
Oh, I only want to play it because of the character.
Preasonally peak.
Listen.
I like games with character customization.
Immersion.
Immersion.
Have you ever heard of the first Berserker Carson really awesome souls and a chemo?
Somebody is told me. Yes. Will you return to Tainted Grail?
I might have left. We make a Poh for which game is next for the Gecko Democracy.
I can recommend to the Poherskwannon 2.
I'd fun with both games.
Moderator check, quick moderator check here.
What is it?
There's only one problem with Zeng playing Neo2. Neo2 is for you.
So she will probably never finish it, XDD.
Or demon souls.
All eyes of Peep excuse me.
Lies of P. Close enough. So those are the four options.
Perfect. There you go. The pole is up. Make your decision.
Choose your consequences.
All right, polar is still going.
Lies of P.
Man, but it doesn't have any character customization.
I just remembered.
I'm so dumb, you're so fucking dumb.
Fuck you!
Happy New Year's End and Chat, and to many more to come.
Shatters, I am rigging this selection.
If you vote for the year 2, I will give you a Dino Nuggy.
People shy.
Good to give you your ticket.
That's the question.
You may take care of them and get us one and all.
The outfits are great though and it's so fun though.
Exactly now you can't spread too well as making one.
Wow, okay.
The dripping code makes pretty sick.
That's what I like about the game, Niza.
Also, if you guys don't mind me asking, what are your plans for this year?
Let's hear them.
you hang over day.
Survive. Everybody's saying survive. Okay, relax guys.
You're gonna fucking get a meteorite to hit us. Relax.
Code Vain is pretty awesome. Everybody's saying survive.
And if the coming to the point where you're going to counter that,
and a meteor is gonna hit us. And if that happens,
I blame all of the fusses that have been here on the first day.
What?
Meet.
I plan to help flee get a new job, so I can get out of the grocery store I've worked in for six years now.
I hate the night show.
Oh wow.
For six years.
Wait.
question. Have you actually applied for any of the other positions in your stores?
It's a simple question, but there are no...
When I was a manager, some people didn't.
They complained about the position, but they never moved out of their position into a different position in stores.
Meet? I mean, yeah, I assume the meet factor is planned for the whole year, but that doesn't mean for the whole life of my heart count is it?
But also, like familiarity.
I'm planning on fixing up the money pit of a house I bought in July.
My take a few years, but I've got about $35,000 of immediate repairs needed and about 37 other things before this house is up to my standards.
I guess my main goals I can think of is getting long since I call all this, and self-improve.
Good luck, my God.
That is insane.
Holy shit, I meet you, we'll hit us if we keep saying I want to survive.
That's crazy. I want to survive. I want to survive. I want to survive.
I want to survive.
I'm believable.
I'm gonna get healthier, build new PC-so can play games with people, maybe a stream
for fun.
Nice!
Hell yeah.
My goals are kind of vague but generally it involves just making better life choices
and improving my health, also making sure my granddad never wants for anything as he's
90 this year.
So I'm going to be doing whatever I can for him.
Happy New Year's End Chat.
My golf for the year is to get into even better shape than I did last year.
Only to be disappointed at no GF who I love because I have to actually go outside and
talk to them instead of just thought of farming in the corner.
I mean, to be fair.
Plan?
What plan?
You might plan on mine as well.
They don't happen if you don't put.
After hearing my tip.
I'm changing my answer from move to Japan to survive.
Like the final Halo reach objective, survive.
But for real, getting back on a good schedule, going on vacation more frequently
and working out my bootie properly.
Yes, I've been a cart pusher and bag of for six years there, and I literally just moved into the night shift so I can force myself to actually start looking for a new job.
Being procrastinating all year.
That was probably not smart or to do that either.
I mean, I'm not used to this.
Who jumped over through the night shift? Because they saw the pay.
I am hoping to get more viewers from my stream.
Or they say, you know, to get more to the end.
I don't have to deal with customers.
About 75% of the time, or out of the same of the time,
They end up finding all I'm leaving and positioning like after a few months you're much in terms of planning. I take it a day at a time, MHM
My suggestion to you
My new year's girl is to enter the AMR and I know it kind of is kind of weird. So I can destroy it from the inside. Thus making ran cheaper again
Sorry, one second.
At all, you and many others.
I pray this new year will be better than the last my goodness.
I want to continue working to build some economy and maybe take some further education and travel to conventions to meet new and old home.
This year's resolution is right my motorcycle more than last year and try new foods to eat.
Goal would be make actual friends so I have people to game with and win my disability
case against the Virginia.
What?
Also have a go for a full renovation of my room.
Literally new everything so it will be a big job, but in my sight it to do it.
And judging by all as in my chive got and what's preordered I'm gonna need a dedicated
self for it's all.
Mine's pretty simple in Mr. Pauline. I just want to lose weight and score with the six foot
golf mummy.
My suggestion to you for wanting to move out of that position that you're currently in for the
night shift unless you actually like it guys. It's hard on your health and I've seen many people
crash out over just a few weeks. Take it from someone who actually likes nightcheaf.
Talk to your store director or whoever.
Sit down with them, say, hey, I would like to discuss.
Finding a more fitting position.
I want to do more.
I feel as though I am very ready to take on your responsibilities.
I'll point out your best benefits towards benefiting that position.
Hipe yourself up.
Don't say, well, I'm really bad at this or that.
Instead, go with I'm improving.
I'm improving on this.
I'm improving on that.
show that you are excited about getting that position and that you have a lot of your
thoughts. And you can achieve anything is one of the dumbest advice I've ever gotten.
As a manager, I've seen many people make that mistake of where they just like, pay.
like they're just like, hey, I'm really good at this but I suck at doing this and
swear I'll do better at this and I don't want to hear that personally speaking if
I hear that that's kind of just like okay so then there's a chance you might not get
better at that then that's what I hear
That's me hearing, like, okay, so you there's a chance you may at this position then,
because you aren't going to improve.
But if I hear somebody say, like, hey, I'm improving on this.
And I'm looking towards getting into this level of the position.
It's cool to me.
That sounds like you are wanting to really work for that.
Music to my ears.
Definitely would not recommend it, though.
Happy New Year's Zen.
Thank you for making the good days better and the harder days more bearable.
Zen to heart.
In the event that the really solid advice that Zen just gave you doesn't work out,
challenge your manager to mortal combat for his position, do it in front of other employees
too, his or her honour will be on the line.
they can't refuse.
Worked night shift for jobs for three to four years.
Unless you are a true night owl, or just hate the sun, go for it.
Fair warning, if you switch back to day shift, you will hate everything.
I promise you that.
Yep.
It's going to be hell on earth trying to re-adjust your time, frame.
That'll be fun.
tell ourselves that we suck into our bad at everything. I can't help but feel like I've been called out.
That's such a true statement. You can't go telling yourself, I suck at this. You suck at that.
I mean, you know, like, I can't do this. I can't do that. Try. Try to. Try to improve. Try to be
be better, fight yourself, improve yourself, make that change yourself. You can't do it if
you aren't willing to do it.
My resolutions for 2026 are keeping us always chances to be pruning new skills and keep working
on growing my twitch channel and community.
Helly. Helly, yeah.
Already, dude.
Ouch.
Happy New Year's Zen and Check Let's Rock this year.
For any goal, any goal.
Make it too broad.
Set milestones to make reaching the final goal more attainable.
It's the final countdown.
I did suck up running, but I joined the Run Club with a Murners class and I did 2-5K
races last year because of them.
Even if you just figure out where to start.
Also, then, pull your wedgie out.
That's such an important thing. Am I what?
Prove to everyone that you can do it, even if it's yourself that you have to prove it to.
As a manager who has to do flip shifts these past two weeks of morning slash closing slash 3RD shifts,
You might be able to keep your current pay rate without loss if you very passionate about the job.
True!
Very true.
I'll go and learn more Japanese and how to cook more Asian cuisine.
Oh, that sounds so good.
Hi everyone.
I hope this year treats everyone well.
Now, much love, center heart center together.
If a part of my brain says I can't do it, another part gets angry at myself and tries
to do it out of spite.
Do that is spite.
Wait, that's such a good one.
My goals for 2026 are drink more water.
That is the such a good, at least, drink it.
by a lot and also, to quit smoking and walk here and there for 10 to 20 minutes.
Just because you can get angry at yourself, and just, you know...
You know what?
Your telling me I can't do it!
Fuck you!
I'm gonna do it anyway.
DMXDD, then...
I made a resolute...
I like that sound!
I liked that sound.
And then I played what would plan in a boxing match.
Oh wait.
I'm not zen and I actually have beaten those, as it's tradition.
For this year I have a simple goal, a job, getting tired of constantly raising rent and
having to choose between eating and buying something fun.
Understandable.
There's something out there for you. Look for it.
You got that.
days and back to lurking.
My goals are to exercise more and to quit smoking and all other nicotine products.
I'm cheering you on.
I'm making more of a congenital out of getting in shape.
I got a pair of dumbbells and a naplola.
I'm starting out small to get used to it before uping things, but I've already been putting
them to use almost every night for the past night and off.
Hell yeah.
Love that for your man.
Heck yeah.
Oh man.
I know one of my goals was to join and another agency.
Night shift guy here.
Thanks for all the advice.
I actually really appreciate it.
I'm considering going back to college, not sure what for, but I figured I should give it another shot.
I think the most important thing I can ask.
When you're going to college,
As much as I want to say, like, hey, I'm going to do this really obscure, cool,
field.
You also need to look at the landscaping.
You need to look at, okay, what jobs are currently on the market?
where there's always a position open, where I know it's a, it's not going to be only one
position in the entire world. I think that's great to go for things like that. Don't get
me wrong. But the thing about that is what if somebody gets that position before you? Then
that position is gone. Then you have nothing there. Do two fields if you can. One train
I'm proud of you too.
And another way there's a broader...
Gaze Queen to stop smoking, it certainly helped me all to my...
When it also helped me discover a confidence to press on and leave them behind.
In nearly 10 years smoke free and it was the best choice I ever made.
Hell yeah.
Sometimes looking for a job outside your norm can be good also, I did that and I've
never been happier or healthy ever.
This is very true.
Just always.
No, keep an open...
...Burk...
...with all pages.
Traditional skills are also high-demand, roofers, electricians, comb repairs.
You get good and licenses for that, you can make bank.
It's true.
Trade school is an option a lot of people sleep on, but many skilled trades are in demand and relatively safe from air and automation.
Yeah, you also got to look for that too, that's true.
There's so much.
AI shit right now.
Taking over different positions, so just be careful about that.
Especially if you enter into a company that is starting to slowly roll out AI stuff that
is replacing people, I would definitely be careful about that.
I cannot stress that enough.
I would hate to jump into a position and then, immediately find out, oh hey, we're
laying off a few positions here.
Like one of the big trades are more of a hybrid technologies and repairs instead of
the cars have them.
Yeah.
It's it's rough out there.
So just be careful.
I really look into this feeling that you're trying to get useful streaming when I get better
internet.
I'm making my own stream assets until then.
Very nice, very nice.
I heard that blur actually finally got better internet.
That's what I heard.
So you finally got internet.
We finally did it.
I know what I really want to do this year. I've never done before.
I would love to do a Gecko Meetup.
Obviously Oscar's going to be there to carry me around.
But I've never done a fan Meetup before.
Imagine I'd have to do this a few months in advance for everybody to understand where to go.
It would have to be a large convention that everybody's familiar with as well, for cut, durability, comfortability.
So maybe like two months in advance?
Animate expo this year would probably be a good idea.
That might actually be a good idea.
One is that one.
At?
What if we make our own common call at Gekko-Kong?
We can have a ball and put in their punks.
It'll be on July.
Second and the fifth.
Or through the fifth, excuse me.
Would you guys feel about doing a meetup for that one?
One.
I have a really good idea, actually.
So let's say we do a fan meet-up in July at Anime Expo.
What is?
I bought everybody.
McDonald's or something forgot Meta.
What if I bought everybody at McDonald's for that Meta?
We will all go to McDonald's with Oscar.
And we will buy everybody, home, McDonald's meal.
And we'll talk about all of our favorite times.
Wanna go to that meat up as well, Ellie?
Yeah.
Yeah, go for it.
You can probably help Oscar navigate all those people.
Let me see here.
Does McDonalds have a 10,000 piece of nuggies?
No, you're not getting that.
Oh, let me get to you this one.
All right, this is my order.
I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two more people going to be living guys.
One with cheese, and a large soda.
We're going to limit you guys on what you can order.
I'm not going to have any guys on the line.
One that's nearby.
Six freaking.
Motherfucker.
Kids' meal.
Kids' meal.
Kids' meal.
Kids' meal.
Kids' meal.
Kids' meal.
I'm not getting a single McMugget.
Obviously you guys can get just like a combo meal.
But I'm not going to have, you know, somebody order.
Okay.
When will we tell you?
Can I have five burgers?
Like, dude.
Why do I just have a mental image of a Zen driving a minivan trying to take?
headquarters from a giant dog pile of geckos crammed into the back.
For every gecko who couldn't come to the meat up you're still a part of this geckos
strong together.
OK, so I will have early work.
I'm getting me set up.
There is gonna be an ex-girl with a fan.
The book among boxes is sent again, but...
I will have to ask Oscar Skiing.
If he can set aside some time, he's right.
To jump over to that meeting.
For the meetup and help.
I saw it a day or two after and spent the day screaming at the sky,
downing my cursed fate agony.
Oh, here. Got you.
Oh, I gave you. I gave you.
Who's the lactic the girl?
The scaring cheese.
Double royal with cheese.
But the cheese.
Cheeseie.
Okay, but just make sure you just have a time limit and we're not so I can get a pack and trade with Chatt.
She's burnt.
Now, Zen strikes is the type to pull up to the drive through with a fat ton of getters
and order a single. Black coffee for herself.
Constructive criticism about my avatar.
What is my ask to fat for you?
If we are talking about Collins, will you possibly be going to collect?
Can I just come into somebody's stream and say, hey, can I criticize your outfit?
Can we have the foodie guy that we watch come to you?
You can't do that. You can't. Nobody does that.
Nobody does that. Happy New Year, everyone. Let's enjoy it with the best stream.
I'm sorry. Nobody does that. You can't.
I will be accepting no criticism for my offer today. I'm sorry. It's perfect.
To me. Considering the fact of the meetups, would it be possible meetups like one for you?
It's perfect to another area since not all of the geckos are able to go to California.
It is true, at least you asked, I appreciate that.
Can we get some samurai max Zen?
What is that?
I haven't seen you since last year.
My nose?
What's wrong with my nose?
What?
What? What? My nose?
Are you criticizing my nose?
What's wrong with my nose?
This better not be a stupid joke.
Wait, you have a...
This is a fucking joke. Is this going to be a joke?
I feel like this is a part of something like being set up here.
Chat, you won't believe it. I just had a vision.
2026 is the year we get together.
It's hard to see when you're looking.
We're so bad less fucking though.
I'm gonna punch you.
I'm gonna punch you. I want you to know that.
I can't see it when you look straight.
Sam, you ride my car from the Japan McDonald's.
I'm going to punch you.
I'm going to punch you.
I'm going to punch you in your pocket.
My favorite thing about Zen is that you think there's no way she can read all
the messages, but she stays on top of it.
This woman sees everything.
Kelly, yeah.
What do you want me to do about my fucking nose?
Get those we successfully stole her nose.
How how what if you settle on a conveyor belt?
What do you want me to do if I know?
Channel for communicating before and during the con.
Yes, you can.
I can't believe I'm being criticised about my nose.
Dude, work.
Is this a nags stream?
Just curious question.
Here's what you can do with your nose.
Isn't it weird how your nose runs and your feet smell?
I mean look on the bright sides then.
If you lose your nose you won't smell any more hair.
Oh my god.
You started this by the way. I hope you know that.
Makes the nose hard to see because of the cell shading.
No, no, no, she can't smell herself but explains a lot.
Oh my god.
I actually have some shading on my nose.
Actually, your nose is fine. You can smell how stinky you are, right?
If this was a nice stream, see? There would be a lot less hair and a lot more than that.
See? Now it's there.
Or as I see.
I see.
I see.
I see.
Hope your first day of 2026 is off to a great start.
By the way, do you know what you can say about a bird that's trying to quit smoking
by getting into a freezer?
That they're trying to go cold turkey?
I wasn't gonna make a resolution but here goes I am going to get fit and talk to people I are
I'm also I can go to a con this year and enjoy it much more.
Hell yeah.
Love hearing that for you.
Awesome stuff there.
Well, then if that happens the meter, then you need more help on that and also someone
that has been a Tannermy Expo planish.
We'll see, I, I, this is all, like pre-planning stuff first, so I'll figure that out.
Yes.
Then, a question.
What's up?
Will you do the Dragon Challenge again like what you did back in 2024 for new years?
The Dragon Challenge.
What was that?
Refresh my memory here.
The hot sauce.
What Dragon Challenge?
Twenty-twenty-four new years.
The hot-sets chunks?
Oh, the hot-sourced challenge.
Okay.
But what if I do that with somebody else?
use nuts across your face, got them.
You should know by now.
Maybe Grimmick and donate the hit source.
Paisen, have you heard of this game called distance?
I saw fruit playing it and it definitely looks like something you would enjoy.
Kind of like need for speed with cyberpunkies aesthetic.
Suggestion for that somebody else, you already got Camila to eat a bowl of mustard.
What else can you make her eat?
The nice guys, they're nice.
Holy shit.
What have I done?
To that chatter, are you mad? Distance is a driving game, and Zen does not do well with driving games.
Bro, what the fuck did I do? Hello?
I absolutely did just fine.
Thank you very much.
Thank you very much.
When you've used that joke many, many times.
Also, remember you've said you'd attend that other convention virtually.
What was it again?
What is this?
It may be lucky to up again.
Merry Christmas.
Fruit sent me a gift. What is this?
Oh, it's distance.
It's that game you're talking to about.
You
You
You
You
You
I can't believe I'm buying NASCAR.
I'm mostly positive, so that's not a bad thing.
It's a very happy compared to life.
Compared to life, compared to life.
2K games and stuff like that.
It's actually doing good for itself to be fair.
I'm sorry.
It just says.
One friend has played this previously, Bird What the fuck?
I was not expecting to see Bird play this game.
Apparently she played this game.
That's interesting.
That is very interesting.
Also, if you guys don't mind, one, two, three, take it back, wait, let me think about this.
I'm picking on this.
Hold on, I'm thinking on this.
I'm thinking hold on.
Whatever.
I put it's almost 3 hours into 3D.
Let's go ahead and give me one second here, guys.
Ouch!
Yeah, everything's all right. Hold on.
I'm just swapping over.
Let's see.
This one.
Right.
Time to do your first touching grass of 2026.
Wait, where are going to go?
Where are?
Where are?
Where are?
Yag!
Let me see, maybe.
Alright everyone, getting ready for my defense.
I mean it didn't work out of the year. Have a good stream.
Hell yeah, I get it buddy. Get it.
Get it.
Alright, loading this up.
Awesome!
Oh, yeah, I can also probably do.
Boom.
55 months.
Thank you for streaming.
Mum, can I have some chicken nuggets with a large milk shake, please?
Okay, no, we're not doing that.
No.
I don't think.
How does the chat box work on this?
I just take a Ruben Fulanch and feel good.
What?
I absolutely pile on the sour crab because I love that shit.
Wait, did your clothes too shrink?
I see some tearing and I swear there was no tearing before the holidays.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Happy New Year's End.
No idea.
It used to a kick-ass 2026.
Heck yeah.
Happy New Year.
Happy New Year.
All right, so?
The plans are pretty simple today, then I guess.
Happy New Year's End.
Meaching you for the first time.
Look how I will test out the game, rude game for the one of the highlights of 2025,
despite it being a kind of shitty year was so much fun.
I'm planning on doing more cons this year and getting more Cuban-draft punk merch.
They did a stream of a 1999 broadcast yesterday and teased something involving their 2005 album,
human after all. With all the activity lately, they should just unretire and go on to this year
and next year, Kekwiena love.
Yo, much love.
Why did they get Rupert?
Wonderful getting to meet you as well.
I mean, if we're doing the racing one first.
How's Ellen Chat?
Just tuned in.
Hoping you're ready to eat.
What's up?
Happy New Year.
Hi.
Hoping you have a good 2020-6 then.
Thank you.
Let's see, where is... Can we get a ready to make this heck bigger too?
No.
Do not touch the hat.
No touching the hat.
Sorry.
All right, let me go over here.
Wait, do I even have my things actually hold on?
I don't even remember.
You can put that over there.
I think I put it over here, oh yep, there it is.
Before he has read of the ears, I'd like to remind you that 2026 is the year of the horse.
Indeed.
What what if I ask nicely? Can please have the hat?
No.
No.
No.
No.
Well, I do have the steering wheel, I don't know, which one should we do first, guys?
NASCAR, all the crazy thing.
I feel like 3D probably would have been fine with this.
If I just did like half body.
distance first, through twent out of her way to get it for us.
Well shit, now I got hot into three days.
Hold on.
What is your favorite Godzilla movie?
Mine is Godzilla vs Space Godzilla.
It feels like I found an alpha that I liked and I doubted myself.
So now I'm going to go back and change my wardrobe again.
Never fails.
One better 2026 is the year of the firehorse so it's going to be the year of boom as
ends enter we.
Alright, let's see.
All of this just to use the steering wheel for probably like 5 minutes and then get
so annoyed of it.
Oh, right, the freaking power.
That.
One, actually.
Where the heck did I put that at?
I remember, which part, cable this was?
I don't remember what was.
Oh crap.
I know I had it around here, so it's around here somewhere.
I know that.
The correct cable is the one back plugs into it.
Hope this helps capture.
Thank you.
Shit.
Not the this one.
did not think this went through.
Not that one.
Nope.
This looks like it.
Not it.
Dammit.
Why would I not put it together?
Someone called she-
Why am I so-
We need to get this support.
Oh my god.
I did it with a freaking cable together with...
With it, I did not put it together with a fucking thing.
Why would I do this?
This?
Why would I be so stupid as to forget to put the power thing?
Thing?
Shit.
Let's see. I have it around here somewhere. I know I do.
That's what I'm saying. Maybe I can get away with swapping out this.
In your opinion, how late into the year should someone say happy new year?
End of January, beginning of August, and in case it's end of this stream, happy new year.
Unbelievable. Thank you.
Let's see if this works. Oh my God.
I think this should be the right voltage as well.
Let me just double-check.
I also have the stick shift here, just in case.
Maybe we do without it because got all these wires already though.
I don't know, all these fucking wires all over my fucking desk, dude.
I would prefer not having that happen.
Let's see.
Let's see. Did that work?
Not booting up.
Oh, it unplugs.
Shit!
It's not the right cable. I thought it was.
Dammit, man.
Where the fuck is the cable?
I guess you could say she's pretty much where to go.
This is the one I always...
Keep losing. Keep losing.
Chat, don't get your wires crossed like send us right now and miss out on all the great
Zen merch that is available.
Alright, from the Pads of V1 tick, to the tasty treats of gamers, subsoned vitramin, to
The great successor is from Senpai Squad, Agent Inkandotaku.
There is sure something for everyone.
So chat, don't suck like Zen and get that merch today.
Brah!
So should we start betting how long till she figures out which cable it is?
Find it Zen.
Hold on.
Maybe one of your new years resolution is to manage your cables.
maybe invest in label. I have a little just size that has all the stuff in it.
Maybe this one.
Oh my god. Fuck dude.
I thought I had put it here.
Is all the other things.
Good time to mention, the distance has a lot of mechanics that make it difficult to use a steering wheel.
Well now I gotta find the freaking plug there.
Now, I have to, because like, I need it.
I actually do need the blood.
The plug.
Maybe it's in this.
Oh, wait.
Is this it?
Zen, I assume you read the totally real and not at all fake memory of that all that's need to insult Zen during the new year as insultings and moves 18% more much.
Don't blame me, blame you, I think this is it.
Yeah, this might be...
No, I don't think this is it.
This doesn't seem like it would be.
Why is why is everywhere, nor any connection to make?
Nope, not that one, I guess.
Come on, man.
Where did I put it?
This looks interesting.
This also looks too big.
No, it's totally not that tasty strawberry flavoured wire eye was chewing on. Right?
Up this one. How about this?
This one looks promising.
Oh that's a perfect fit actually.
This might be the one.
Let's see, what happens if I plug this?
Oh, it's working.
Okay, wait.
I think it's actually going to be...
So then I just need to...
I'm pretty sure the thing is supposed to.
Register.
Settings.
Okay, I don't see it.
That's awkward.
Shit.
So that's not the plug.
Plug. It's not enough power.
Dude, what did I do with the fucking blood?
Where's that damn plug? Atman.
I don't understand why.
I didn't put the plug with the fucking thing.
I don't know why I did that.
Like, since, come on, Zen.
Like, common sense, dude.
Fuck.
You heard her blood for the blood guard.
I'm going to figure this out. Hold on.
Oh shit, Jesus.
Okay, that actually worked. It's just...
Whoa.
Apparently the drum kit one is enough power for this thing.
The blood comes on down very easily.
Oh come on now.
What is this?
I...
Got all the wires tangled. I'm going to lose it.
Please.
I've been here for, like, 20 minutes trying to figure this out.
Please?
Are I haste to break it to use end?
But if it takes this long to find the right cable for a steering wheel, then I'd
fear for the efficiency of your scheduling endeavors this year.
Are you sure that is a plug and not a fork?
I know you get things mixed up all the time, but putting forks into outlets is very dangerous.
Oh my god, the stupid fucking plug is on the stage.
It doesn't wanna stay in.
Are you fucking serious?
Please fit.
Saying that.
I'm losing my mind now.
Get dude!
Where the fuck is it?
Tis the stalling that doesn't end, it just goes on and on dear chat.
Some Gecko started chatting it, not knowing what it was, and they'll continue chatting
it, forever just because.
Tis the stalling that doesn't end, it just goes on and on dear chat.
Some Gecko started chatting it, not knowing what it was.
They'll continue chatting it for ever just because.
Oh, my God.
Maybe you can do it before the year ends.
I'm just soaking pieces. So what?
This is wind stream now. Everyone get comfy.
Just confused as to the word wins.
Okay, I'm apparently just cannot talk today either.
So that's cool, I guess.
It's got to be around here, man.
Like, what the hell?
Where would I put it?
Center together, center together, center together.
Maybe it's in here.
No.
Chat isn't there an untangling court simulator game I steam that I have seen. We could play
that after this so we can experience what Zen is going through right now. Only think better
is to then follow up with some paint drying sim. That would be pake.
Guess it's time to buy a bomb one.
Truckers have taped them to all the important stuff so we can track them in your office.
Looking.
Yeah, I'm...
You know you don't have to use the steering wheel, right?
Have you tried check on the content smile?
Where's your throne I'll get you some Velcro cable ties allow?
I'm losing, my mind.
Over here.
Stand back, I gotta practice my stabbing.
Ha ha ha!
Go!
Please!
Like my mall would set mood stuff, look under things.
Well, I had everything organised. That's the thing. Everything was organised.
But apparently I don't know what I did with this other.
I have no fucking clue where it went.
Currently the content is you losing your mind over a cable. You'll be dying.
dying and chat going insane. I wonder if this would work. Happy New Year.
Let me try.
That's too short. Think.
Fuck.
I lost it.
I don't know where it is.
It's not with all the other wires that I have.
That's so weird.
This is the only one who can see the non-special variety, anyone wants some.
It's so funny to me.
This is the only wire that I've always continuously lost.
Having a bunch of boxes with random shit in it, the app organized.
It's not random shit.
All the stuff for like the console wires and the controller wires are in those.
And they're just a cable with us right now, Zen.
And they're labeled.
So that's why I'm just like fuck dude
I'm pretty sure this wire should work
It's then to think.
One has to work.
Watch, it's going to work.
It in fact did not work.
Okay.
That's cool, I guess.
Finally said he ate it, so you will probably get it back later, let's fucking shit.
This is so fucked!
Up!
Do you think it's a little ready plugged into the wall?
No.
It should have been with the other wires.
I don't know where it went.
It should have been right there, dude.
This is the only fucking thing that I always do.
This is the only fucking thing that I always do.
Every single fucking time, dude.
It's always the fucking control.
The wire for the monster is connected, maybe.
Every time.
It's always this one.
I'd bet it was Chester.
I'm fixing to throw it up because I'm getting sick of losing it.
Genuinely getting sick of this thing.
Always losing a fucking wire and it just disappears.
Every fucking time man.
This is the only one I have issues with.
Genuinely, this is the only one.
I'm trying something.
You also always let's see your mind when doing this, too.
So don't forget that.
Oh, and your sanity, but I guess that has been gone for years now.
Uh-huh.
I do the work.
This is not gonna work as good.
Wow, Zen, not having a proper wire management since the last year is wild.
I wonder if we can use you if it's a keep the wires organized.
like holding the wires or something.
Yep, well, we're good.
We're cooked.
We are very cooked, man.
I'm going to have to go through the entire office and find it.
Because this is ridiculous.
The way that this wire has caused me so many issues all the time.
Again, this is the only wire that I consistently need.
We need to use our collective brain cell and try.
The time.
The time.
The time.
every time I want to use it, it's gone. It just disappears flat out, and I'm so sick of it.
I'm so sick of having to live this stupid thing every time. Every goddamn time dude.
Girl, you're the one putting it away, don't blame the cable cap.
Try this one last one.
Oh, there's one real success unit to put it all in a tote when you are done.
That way it is all in one place. Just a thought.
Guys, it was enough.
I'm trying to do that more in the new year to not lose stuff.
I have a box that has the wires.
Can I use the big steering wheel or the small steering wheel?
All right, I'm good. Give you one. I'm just going to get a new one, dude. I'm so sick of this.
I'm so sick of it. It is the same thing. And I'm going to keep it in the fucking box when
And I'm done. With it.
I'm sick of fucking looking for this fuck ass thing, every time.
Every fucking time man.
I'm over it.
Make a universal fucking power thing.
The love of God, dude.
How hard is it to make a universal power called
Like Jesus Christ, dude?
Very angry.
Hang it on the wall next to the computer, maybe.
Note to yourself.
Vine new steering wheel and make sure you leave it in the box.
Never under any circumstances take it out, unless it's for gaming.
Happy New Year to use and throw in all the geckos.
I hope this year brings you all so many awesome things throughout the year
and that we all have a wonderful year.
Much love to you all, zeantibonanas,
and you guys want me to watch this thing on a zentibonanas,
entibonanas, entibonanas,
and to be on a zentibonanas,
and to be on a zentibonanas,
and to be on a zentibonanas,
and to be on a zentibonanas,
Holy fucking shit dude!
Zentuit!
This stupid steering wheel requires a very specific power cable, and I prefer not giving
somebody this headache. Just saying man.
It does not use a universal power cable. No. That's what I said. Very specific one.
That's why it's so fucking annoying!
Alright, well...
Controller it is.
My whimsy enjoy is gone.
I'm kidding.
Am I not supposed to be hearing the game or look what?
The heck?
Oopsies.
Stupid 2026 for destroying Zensfun and Wimzi already.
Well, guess we have to work.
It's just a single case.
It's just a single case.
Shit.
I'm good.
It's not even anything to be mad about.
It's just annoying, that's about...
It, that's it, honestly.
Yeah, that sounds about right.
I can still play the game, just fine.
I just wanted that extra immersion.
Hold on one second.
Emerson?
How about you immerse yourself in a shower?
Keep her finger.
I wonder if the like-how racing games have a peripheral driving wheel, what if paint
trying some an abrasion paint bucket peripheral you could buy, oh that would be so fun.
All right, all right. So fruit got me this game.
Surprisingly, I actually do like racing games a lot.
They usually might, favorite of mine.
I used to play a lot of them back then.
Fuck with that, all right.
You could probably turn your controller like a steering wheel if it makes you feel better.
I could do.
You're so fucking funny, buddy.
Interesting.
They did have the fucking racing wheel.
Oh my god I hate it here.
All right, let's see.
What is this?
That was pretty cool.
Hello, welcome in.
And...
Okay, whoops, let me see here.
Oh!
Oh!
Regenerating?
He's there.
What's up?
All to best.
I see.
I see.
Faster.
Faster.
Faster!
Faster!
Faster!
Faster!
If you wait for me to meet you, I'll be here soon.
Faster!
Even faster!
All-Made.
Danger.
Entering back in.
Anyone else getting massive equipments in here is fun.
Wow, that's awesome.
And wait.
Did it.
Well, that was easy.
Alright, watch is gonna pick up, right?
Wait, real hours.
Really?
Hey.
Hey.
My supposed to go.
Okay, okay, it didn't tell me to do that.
Unless I missed that.
Oh, that sucks.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, wait, wait, wait.
I wish you would tell me like what the buttons are.
Instead of telling me zero.
I don't know what zero means.
Hello?
It's telling me zero, I don't know what button is zero.
Hello?
Yeah, I don't know what button is zero-wise.
I'm using a controller.
Unless I'm missing something here.
Yeah, it just says button.
All right, let me try that again.
It's not set.
What do you mean?
Yeah, it doesn't do anything, see?
I... tried to re-bind it.
That needs to be an update, I guess.
I guess it's time to find out their hands with.
I think I got way too much, yeah.
There might have been a little bit too much air on that one.
What the fuck?
Hello?
This is giving me my plump device, except you have a lot more fun things.
Oh, we restarted.
Oh, there's a map now.
Okay, okay.
Let's see that.
That was tricky.
Centering, centering, centering.
20-1 months, he is to another unit with the best dragon in the world.
Shit.
Oh, what the...
Okay, how do I get past?
Oh, I guess that works.
Okay, then.
Can I grab that?
Oh, I guess that works.
Okay, then.
Can I grab that?
Oh, I guess that works.
Okay, then.
Can I drift?
I guess we're about to find out.
That's not drifting.
Okay, so no drifting this game, got it.
My face went no drifting, so sad, man.
I want it's drift.
Oh shit.
My face when I got too fucking boogest.
I got way too focused.
Hey, my car just went in, huh?
I'm fucking with this. I like that a lot. I really like that a lot, okay.
Yeah, I'm telling the Disney's so hard. But I like it. This got a little difficulty in there.
Okay, feeling.
Teleportation walk!
Oh, fuck.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, fuck.
Two fucking soon.
Oh, actually two nights.
Whoops. Okay.
What in the world?
I don't know where I went, but I went somewhere.
but I went somewhat.
Definitely went somewhat.
I'm just getting used to the controls. Don't worry.
Oh my god.
Oh shit.
Holy cinema.
Where am I going? Oh shit. What the fuck? Oh fuck me dude. Oh bitch.
Oh god.
Oh, keep me back back up now, please.
Get me out of this car, bro.
Get me out of this fucking car.
This is tripping me out.
Where's my NASCAR attitude?
Oh my god.
Take me back.
Take me back to the ground, bro.
McDonald's, no.
Not yet.
Okay, this is getting interesting.
Very interesting.
The one part that I shouldn't have hit, but all right?
Looks end-laving tripping walls right now, but you would feel like too chatty if you saw all the great savings and Zennlurch from Vikram and again, as if when you need his code Zennet check out.
So chat, start flying at a day and get those saved, I'd say.
Fuck.
Oh my gosh.
I was aiming for the bushes, I'll have you know.
Oh, I'm so good.
I'm so fucking good at this game.
All ready.
Guys?
Help.
Oh shit.
Wait.
Where?
Pain.
I'm not going to let the poor fucking sound.
Whoa, that was tricky.
I am picking balls.
I get it. I see it now.
My brain just reconstructed.
It has seen it.
I understand it now.
Now let's get wicked.
She's beginning to believe.
If this is a freaking car game, we're a horror game.
I can't tell.
I see it.
I see it all.
Where?
Where?
Oh boy.
The hack?
Remember?
What is going on guys?
going on guys got them guys what is going on I thought this was a racing game
What's happening?
Learn, go beyond the plus ultra.
What have you ever raised for your life?
Have you ever raised for your life or not?
This game has elements I've not seen since Sam Fence's current rush 2015 now.
This is the horror that side was encased in their nightmares as they tried to overexstate
The HECK?
Wait, why did it have me going the other way?
Then, the HECK?
What is happening?
What is happening?
It's so quiet now. Where's the music?
I was expecting some fist bumping.
Well, how about that?
System failure.
Oh, come on, man.
Oh, go help.
Help!
Oh god.
Yeah.
Don't you get it to them.
Okay.
This isn't getting it.
This is a trap trying to tell you the accident what's on your fault.
Oh god.
You will wake up now, then.
Please wake up.
It has been 13 years since that attack.
It's a lot more finicking.
Then you're imagining.
It's a lot more finicky than you would think.
Oh god.
Help!
Card dancing simulator.
That was a little bit confusing.
I'm going to see if I can... the hang of those.
That is definitely fucking me out though.
Goodbye guys.
Explosion.
Okay.
Now we do it.
Goodbye.
God dammit.
Oh, you have to do it all right, I time.
You gotta do it at the right time.
You've got to do it at the right time.
You've got to do it at the right time.
You've got to do it at the right time.
Okay.
I have the angle at the perfect timing.
Wait.
Why?
Oh.
Shit.
Well, that's awkward.
Okay, this time, I'm locked in.
This time.
This is how the hell it's saying we make more to have run a look like.
Why?
Oh my god dude.
Please.
I'm so locked, right?
Goodbye.
Ouch.
And Jesus.
What? That's trippy.
Oh God.
That's so fucking trippy.
I'm tripping out, too.
I am so tripping out right now.
Why would you take my wings away?
Oh my God.
Good bye.
Where am I going?
Oh my god.
I'm getting rotated home.
Why? Oh my.
So wait.
Am I not supposed to boost?
I'm wondering if that's the issue here.
Oh goodbye.
Oh my gosh.
There is a bit of a f***ing difficulty curve.
There is a small little curve here.
Then, I thought you were a game.
Oh f*** me, dude.
That is a tight timing left. Oh my god.
Early timing dude. This is all just perfect timing, sometimes.
Okay, that's kind of scary.
Oh we're a bit worried, some of that all right.
And then it froze me that curve.
Oh my god.
That curve wasn't safe.
Okay, this game is gonna be crazy.
Got her.
Let's go.
Why would you do that?
Why would you take my cool moment away from here?
Not cool game, not cool.
Oh there is flying, fuck you.
Oh no.
Help?
Hello?
Where am I going?
Hello? Where am I?
Oh.
Oh wait. What?
What?
What?
Wait, did I just go backwards?
Am I going backwards now? What happened?
Hello?
Wait, is this backwards?
No, I'm just tripping.
Maybe.
Weakless environment.
If we just dripped, we...
That was fun.
Oh dear, what is that?
I said I think space obviously is going to start playing.
Space Odyssey.
Hey, well guys, watch this!
Hey, did you guys see that?
Really cool.
Famous last words. Oh shit, I forgot.
Play every one. Watch this.
See I got it?
Holy shit!
There you go.
Very fun.
Very fun.
Very fun.
Come on.
Give me some challenges. I'm ready.
I'm ready for this shit.
Oh shit.
Think I'm right in this something.
Oh, that goes the...
Wait.
Okay, never mind. I'm kind of sick with it.
I don't know.
Ouch.
What is full of you?
Oh, God.
Oh my god, the mechanics.
Help.
Also, how can you use the things?
New year's fruit.
Thank you for the gift of game.
Goodbye.
Oh shit.
Okay, I think I got this.
I don't got this.
I think I got it, and then I don't got it.
Wait, I think I got it.
Wait, wait, wait.
I think I'm getting it. Hold on.
I hope you had a wonderful new year, friends.
Oh, oh shit.
Help. Help. Help me. Help.
Where am I going? Help.
Okay.
So nice.
Hey.
Am I going backwards?
Why am I-
What is happening?
Oh my god.
This is so trippy dude.
Oh!
The arrow on your car is the gravity.
So it's pulling me to the left and then the right.
What the fuck?
Oh shit!
I wonder.
Okay, well...
There is a lot more than I thought that would be.
Hold on, I'm getting this.
This thing also has a multi-player, I saw.
I'm actually kind of scared.
That multi-player shit's gonna scare me.
Oh God.
Custom tracks.
Why is she laughing for me?
Why did she make me evil laugh?
What is that fucking mean?
Hello?
That was an evil laugh.
Why is he evil laughing?
Oh!
Oh no.
Oh shit.
Okay.
Ouch!
Okay, I think I'm doing this now.
How did I survive that, Hano?
Oh, Jesus.
Wait for it. Wait for it.
I think I'm about to do something really cool.
Hey, wait a minute. What happened?
The distance project is far apart from life and death.
We aim to escape all of them and expand to new horizons.
Well, this is weird.
Faster.
Come on.
Oh my god.
Got them interested in seeing what those custom tracks look like.
I did not see that.
That might have been hoops.
Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit.
Okay, the mountain curve is indeed.
And I hit that one paw.
That's very impressive for me.
Okay, well.
I gotta be scrolling on purpose, right?
I gotta be.
Okay, let me stop fucking around.
So that's a new thing, okay?
Giant base beam got it.
I am surprised that actually killed me.
It's now in the plane.
Holy crap dude.
Jesus.
Oh, fuck.
The virus is nowhere to serve closely.
The control in which your illness is still on.
The virus is still in.
I'm true.
I'm fucking true.
This is it. This is the zone. All I see is the track in front of me.
I also did not see that thing in front of me as well.
Oh shit.
Wait, I wonder.
The
Hello.
Where am I?
Oh.
Oh god, dammit.
Oh wait!
I forgot I got to use the thing.
Oh, shit. Where am I going?
Oh, my god.
This is fucking me, I'm so bad.
My God, dude!
If you can't get out of here, you can't get out of here.
Fruit, did you already beat the game?
Oh, goodbye.
Shit.
Twice, I'm...
How in the world?
Even the challenges.
My God.
My brain is trying to figure all this out.
This is a lot.
My God.
You are impressive.
I'm still struggling to learn this.
Very impressive.
I'm in the place.
I'm in the place.
Five, two, one, stop it.
Eat it.
I said, it takes you, Mr. T.
We've gone from one hour left to 47.
It's a kind of step-up.
It's not really fun.
God.
My brain is melting.
Oh my shit.
Oh fuck.
Well, how did I go the right way?
What?
Oh, what?
What?
What?
What?
Are you telling me about time?
It's going into the...
Okay.
You have been chosen as resources continue to fade, deviation opens our door to reality.
Okay, my God.
Directions, hello.
Oh, wait.
Help me out, buddy.
Stop it here.
Oh shit shit shit shit shit
Hold on
What?
Oh shit shit shit shit shit
I fucked that up.
Oh, that one's throwing you off.
Oh, well, there goes that.
Am I just...
I know the platforming in this game is so hard sometimes.
Fuck.
Like, timeiness is better.
No, please.
Oh fuck.
Wait.
No, don't you do that to me.
Oh my god, I'm sitting up for this.
Oh my god.
What the hell?
Fucking shit.
Oh, there goes the top.
Just.
I am not good at this game. I can admit that.
I am not good at this fucking game, dude.
I can't. Actually, safely, but I am not good at this.
My God, dude.
Jesus.
Oh, maybe I can fly, no?
Okay.
Jesus.
Oh my god.
Oh my god what the fuck do's?
What just happens?
Oh shit, huh?
Oh my god.
Oh fuck.
Oh fuck.
What the fuck man? Okay.
That is so tough.
Okay.
Okay.
Oh, I have it just...
Oh, this is so ridiculous.
I craved!
Fuck.
Two next.
Oh, fucking hell.
Jesus, Jesus.
I feel like I'm making this harder than it should be.
And that's enough. And it's just that difficult.
The sequence is nearly complete.
Remembering that pieces fell into the room.
Perhaps need to do it.
Oh, there was something cool happening there for a second.
Oh, shit.
You know what, I think I know what it is.
I think I know what it is.
Hold on.
On.
The sequence is nearly complete.
Remember the pieces of film will all pass the need to the doors.
You heard you had a wonderful screen, much love.
Be sure to go check it out and thank you.
More shit.
Wait, wrong button.
Okay, hold on.
I got okay.
Oh, that one's gonna kill me a lot, I think.
Not yet.
Oh, that's just to go the wrong way.
Yeah, that would happen.
Oh, shit.
I hit something.
Thank you.
I wonder.
Ouch.
Ouch.
Thank you for the gift of sauce.
Much love.
Thank you very much.
Very kind of it. Thank you, guys.
This time, I lock it in.
Oh my god.
I will literally play cooperative mod with you.
It is so easy to do.
easy to do. Keepo shy.
It's very easy, set up, and it's not a hassle.
And it is a great way to...
Into the Dark Souls series.
The first that we pinched this.
I would like to ask you.
I would like to ask you.
I would like to ask you.
I would love to walk you through the dark circles.
First game.
Without holding your hand too much, because obviously I want you to enjoy the game yourself.
I...
Yo, much love.
I would probably set the percentages for the Boston by, like, extra 5% instead of usual 200% for co-operative.
That way, you can kind of just let you do your thing.
Can chat hold fruits, men?
He goes shot.
Yes, he can.
And by all means.
This is true.
On the low we get to the property of your time.
Let's then suffer in this wonderful,
I'm even more fond of this wonderful game.
What makes you want to get into a dark-solid series?
Is it a thrill of the challenge?
Is that what Francis did this?
For the sun, give a cookies.
Oh, what the hell!
I am so tripping balls.
Is this minecraft?
Did we just go into a minecraft?
What the fuck?
What in the world?
This is very pretty.
How can I hear a cricket the way over here?
Somebody kill that cricket.
That is allowed, motherfucker. Then...
What the fuck?
That was the entire fucking campaign. Was it?
Wait, wait. Oh, fuck me dude.
I knew this was... too good to be true... fuck!
Oh, they won't need to suffer like crazy. Got it. Wait, it is. Oh wait, it is the end of this. Never mind.
of
I bet the dead's going to expect the dry action of their own horsepower.
Potter.
Potter.
It was a lot of...
2006.
What the...
Has this game not been out of the pool?
Was this game out in like 2006 or something?
2014.
Oh, but yeah, fruit.
Let me know if you want to do the dark soul stuff.
If you want to set up a date for whatever, like a scheduled day.
What is this?
Hello.
Dream Capture 21 here.
Thank yous and for giving me the confidence to talk to Geekers and VC and make some friends.
Thanks for joining us for new years too that was sweet. I hope 2026 will be kinder to you and that you keep spreading kindness and hope like you always do.
Anyway, have a wonderful day and rock on.
Wait, I just remembered, guys.
So more campaign of distance all eyes of the world.
There's one person only need the...
Does one person only need the cooperative mod or no?
Or is it both?
Okay.
Let's see.
I need to give her the link.
Let me see. Where was that out?
It was in the group chat with. Here we go. Cool, cool.
I think this should be the entire thing.
So you guys not paly long drive beyond horizon, but like cars, and no mods needed.
One second, guys.
Oh fuck.
All right, let's see, what is this one?
What is this?
I'll probably be on my other alternative count for fruit.
Or the souls there.
Oops.
This campaign had you pulling your hair out?
What am I doing?
Why am I doing this?
You said everybody said you were so good at this game, and then you just told me that.
Oh, what is this?
Fuck.
All my training levels to death, I've got to go.
That would happen.
That would very much happen.
Yes.
Oh, okay.
You
You
You
You
You
on the stand.
The seep note.
Oh shit!
Me?
Me?
I hope you have a more small screen.
Much love.
You sure do go check.
Thank you so much.
And happy new year.
Please enjoy the rest of your day and...
Please enjoy the rest of your day and happy new year.
This is my first time playing this game.
Because I've got to have mercy.
This has been a hell of a trip.
Okay, I gotta show off.
There was no showing off.
There isn't yet.
Just kidding.
What? Okay, that one's actually notorious.
Okay, this was a little bit notorious.
Much more.
Much more.
That one isn't a toy, it's one.
I'm gonna go, go, down it.
That is an interesting thing.
It's this route we can normally drive from Madison Threa is from.
I don't think we have 15 in turning ways like this.
Fuck!
I don't...
This is the average DMW product along the German road to the park.
This job makes no sense.
What the heck, man?
Wait, I'm just kidding.
I get it now.
Oh, I get it.
Okay.
Oh.
Hey, what's this, dude?
Never mind.
Nevermind.
I thought I did it.
Apparently I didn't.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
I'm there.
I'm there.
That's what it's so works.
No, it doesn't work.
I'm leaving.
Okay, dude, really?
This game pisses me off. I'm good.
I'm good, man. I don't want to deal with this wonky ass controls anymore.
I'm going to lose my mind if I have to keep fucking doing this.
I can't, man. Oh my god.
The controls are just killing me, dude. Fuck.
I would rather play dark souls than play that.
I would rather play Sekiro.
I will rather take that one.
Lies of P.
P-P.
P-Po.
P-Po.
Thank you for the gifted subs.
Much love.
Thank you very much.
Okay, fine. Fried poop. There, are you happy? I said the fucking name.
I swear, I thought I installed.
Did I not?
I did.
Oh, but this game doesn't get it.
What's up?
Okay, dude.
Okay.
Okay, you've had enough fun with that.
I kind of also want to check out Neo2.
When I have bad news, we have to delay the construction of the Gestard.
Some go to keep dropping all our metal pipes.
Do D.
Wait, they also read his usual heart emoji.
Thanks for all the love.
It's playing this game.
And unhinged moments.
Happy sub-aniversary, then.
Some one keeps dropping metal pipes down, I hope we catch that guy.
OK, OK fine dude, lies of P, whatever.
Okay, alright man.
People shy.
I'm gonna lose my mind.
Alright.
Well, I'm downloading the game, give me a second.
Getting there.
just going to start a new game because I do not remember much on this game.
Also, me and fruit are going to be playing this weekend doxels. I'll probably have to make the
what is it? thumbnail?
I'm a big fan of racing games.
It was truly astounding to witness 2,024's gamer of the year's intrayer be the absolute
gamer of Texas, and hilarious to watch trashing out.
OK, man.
No, I'm not double-booked.
Thank you very much for the generous donation.
From what it looks like.
Lucia and Maywana try and shoot for the third or the fourth.
If anything we can also just do it when May gets back from her vacation, which would
be on the 13th or the 14th, there's also that.
Too bad, I didn't even get to try out NASCAR.
I wanted to try out the NASCAR game, dude.
Hi Happy New Year's End and Chat.
Hi Happy New Year.
I don't know what to say to that.
If you know, you know, I guess.
Kind of a random Lord drop there.
Eight months.
Some faith, thank you for being here.
Thank you for never giving up this past year.
Thank you for being a like to others and for me.
When we are down and have a bad day, you break my day.
When you are down we do the same as best we can to brighten yours.
The Gecko's Love You Dealy and We Show It May 20, 26, be your year.
You're ready.
You've got this.
Thank you very much.
Much love.
Alright, here we go guys, it's about done.
Oh my god.
The game you guys have been requesting for a while.
It's about to happen.
One.
I got a 12 pack of that gorilla. That shit you can only find walking along the
Hasey's transport paths in Azerbaijan. I'm smoking on Bootanese Shedogarden groan dark
evil pack. They watered this with the blood of 36.
That is bro, yes, thing about.
That Dracula Flank, oh my god.
I made it to stream after the Jim and Shower Year's Interpog Love Year's End and
Fellow Gecko.
Hell yeah, welcome.
I make my day that much brighter.
Here's to nine months and more.
I don't remember too much on this game, so better to restart.
I was only like two hours in.
That was about it.
I think two or three hours in.
Let me go get a drink.
Speaking of track, just showed a buddy Dracula Flow last night.
That shit remains peak.
This shit ain't nothing to me, man.
What better way to start the year than with a Souls-like game?
Since this is literally going to be a Souls-Mump,
with four games of Souls with groups, all month long.
And my very own solo game of a new game.
What we're eating today, Chat, got some barbecue popcorn chicken pizza people
All right guys, let's go.
Fried poop, thank you very much for the gift, it's up to much love.
Thank you, thank you.
Can you hear me?
Poopy. Poobies.
Poobies. Two months with stinky poop.
Poobers. Poopy.
Kaka.
Fucking shit shit.
Hey, you stopped that.
No cursing.
Oh my god, so festive. Wait.
What was that?
Oh, that's cool.
Yo, I fuck with this, hold up.
Wait, what's kind of goes hard.
Sorry.
Wait, this actually kind of goes crazy.
Sess the person who cares like a sailor just now.
Hey, sorry, my bad.
And a weapon.
Wait a minute, then I'll do finally to the ground you always were.
You suck!
Let's get you out of there. Find something that might help.
I can't seem to run, by the way.
Oh, there we go.
Hello?
Enjoying the...
I can't hear what I'm talking to you.
Turns of love, Sam.
As a soul's friend, I just love through the years.
It has become a gaming killer.
I was so hyped for this one and another one called Bleak Faith for Sakin.
The latter still needs some polish, but I just love sales games so much.
Centro's into that, then to heart.
Oh, this is a good weapon. I can tell.
Wait, this is already a good one.
Good starting weapon, holy shit dude.
Very good starting weapon.
Oh shit.
Like, can I parry?
I just realized, can I actually parry?
Oh yeah, a little bit there.
Interesting.
Okay.
Dude, I think Sekiro, and now I just want to parry everything.
Like, I know I shouldn't, but like, now I got that in my mind.
Set.
It's just like, yeah, I got that shit.
Perfect God, okay.
Now is a good time to test the sounds.
Super tight.
That is very tight.
Oh my god.
Holy shit, that's hard.
is like very pitch perfect.
And so, it begins the learning.
The learning has begun.
Damn it!
You're much love.
What is going on down there?
This game's Paris system is definitely more like seek eros than soul's games.
You kind of have to find a rhythm to really get the perfect guard going not as.
Thank you for the gifted Serbs.
Jesus Christ!
When it comes to Parian,
hasn't he found his name?
Friir and smile.
A hundred gifted subs is incredibly generous of you.
Thank you very much. What the hell?
I don't know. Did I just perfect Parian or not?
Pique, why is everybody saying Pique?
Is that an email that I, I can't see it?
E-moat.
070v just sucks, got it.
Actually, my chat just froze.
Oh, no, 17 just went down for me, I guess.
Or I don't know.
Oh, there we go, I got it.
Never mind.
All right, so resting on that one.
I think there are a couple of the stargazeers strange.
Motivity?
Of course.
More damage, please.
I'll never say no to that.
Interesting.
Okay.
What's up, Laura?
Very nice. Very nice. Okay. Ouch. That's spicy. You're going to explode with joy.
Don't explain.
I hear big feet.
Oh, never mind.
Everything's a robot. That's so cool.
With a perfect guard.
Okay, that was not a perfect guard.
Sick.
This is going to take some debt in use too.
Different flow of a game.
Wait, the heck?
Is there any place for me to rest?
Definitely feel like I need a rest.
I have, like, no health, dude.
This is not ideal.
Happy 30 months, then, happy nine.
Is it all right before I ask for a happy birthday for my birthday, then, today since it's past midnight?
Happy mother fucking birthday.
I also got a remember, I don't have to carry.
I genuinely don't.
I can play this, like, secure or I can play, like, a normal soul's game.
That's a normal thing to do.
Happy New Year, everyone.
Here's to a yearfall of dreams coming true.
Of course, that includes you, your stinky streamer.
Okay, that's much easier.
Oh, check the gate. Okay.
Sure, give me a second.
I haven't heard about any hard bosses from this game.
Surprisingly.
I haven't heard anything about having like some of the craziest, hardest bosses.
Oh.
On lives of P.
The final boss in the DLC is pretty insane.
Interesting.
Happy New Year's Netherlands Chat.
Happy to see you starting it off with time.
Happy New Year.
It's one of my favorite souls like games of all time.
Here's to a good 2026.
Interesting.
Alright, let me rest.
I could also probably level up too.
Oh wow, I messed that up.
Cool, I guess.
I mean, not cool, obviously, but...
We can pick the hardest difficulty by chance.
It brings back the base aim to the level's close to the game launch when it was much more challenging
Yeah, I put it on normal
I guess that's what it shows
The weapons do break. Got it.
Not a fan of that mechanic, but I mean...
It is what it is.
Well, there, welcome to Crot Visitor.
I didn't think there were any of you in here?
Figures.
The whole organization fell apart.
All that's left are one of these and amateurs
who, you ought to buy something while you're at the festival.
The festival.
Oh, is this the...
Holy shit, it's monster hunter.
Alright, what do we got here?
Alright, what do you do now?
Oh, I see.
You... you got somewhere in there, buddy.
More aggressive.
All right, nice.
Very nice.
Foxes in this game feel incredibly small compared to Sekiro.
That was nice.
That was very nice.
That is you. We are just coming off of secular. That is very true.
So we got a nice little bath. We got the patience buff.
Take a step out and look at what they're doing.
All right, let's see.
How did I find the glitch?
I don't know.
It just was in my inventory.
No idea.
It might have been the DLC.
Yeah, Sekarou really taught me just like to be patient.
...
That's pretty fucking cool looking.
Oh wow.
Is this...is this?
Is this fucking cinema?
Then I'm considering getting back into souls like games again, but I never
You just got a jump into one.
Don't think about it.
Well, does he kind of look like Timothy Sholomem? Or is that just me?
He kind of does, doesn't he?
Yeah, that kind of caught me off guard.
Oh my god.
Or I was instantly lost right there, Lulu.
Like, who the fuck let this dog in?
What the dog doing?
Purchase.
Interesting.
Okay.
get into lives of the key.
Oh my god.
Oh sorry.
Hello.
You should take this to better let it with me.
Wait was that a blue butterfly in that cutscene?
I fucking knew it, Emily's scuff infected the robot,
and they started illurprising. God dammit.
Yeah, that would make sense.
That actually would. To be fair.
The sound of it alone.
That craftsmanship comes to me.
The sound of it alone, that craftsmanship comes only from the hands of Chibeto.
You must be something else.
A custom arm from Chibeto himself is quite an accessory.
Oh, I forgot to introduce myself.
I am Yujeni from the workshop Human.
I know my way around weapons of all kinds.
I'm sure Master Chibeto would agree.
If any of your weapons need work, bring it to me.
Cool, cool.
Cool.
Oh is this the backyard?
Okay.
Who's this?
Oh, it's all laddied.
I am Antonio, and this is my hotel.
Welcome.
I knew from the moment we met the children's parents packet.
We could have a few room schools.
Peters, skills are undenished.
Does she?
We could just turn up soon.
Oh, we'd go on rooms where the law is fine, but I don't know.
Okey-doke.
Upstairs, right?
Maybe.
Possibly.
Patience.
Indulatively.
Perhaps the chance...
Poor for all.
If you'd be so inclined...
Okay, let's go.
This way, right? Or...
...other way.
Yeah, here we go.
What?
So which way are we going here?
Oh yeah?
How are you finding it so far compared to other souls like games?
I just started.
I have no comparisons just yet.
Okay, so then this way.
way. We go this way, right? Oh, yeah, this looks like it's right. I'm ready to fight.
Fight, fight, fight. Fighting, fighting, fight. Fighting, dreamer.
Oh, fighting dreamers.
Oh, what a fuck.
But don't be alarm the heck my name's Jimny. We'll talk later. We're safe
Okay, then I guess don't worry Zen this may be the end to the campaign, but there's still plenty of challenges left in the game
What
Oh, we just started. What do you mean?
He's a time traveler, I think he's still stuck in the past.
more chance.
Cool. Cool.
What did I do that for?
I chose the wrong thing.
What's this?
Or a farming intensifies.
I love it.
Love it.
Very nice, all right.
I do like that.
I got a frame.
No spell casting.
No spells for you. Sorry.
Go be a wizard in the corner, UV.
No, you can't join UV.
It's the corner of shame. Stay there.
I need more stamina.
I really need a lot more than that.
I really need a lot more than that.
That's what I'm saying.
Star fragment.
Interesting.
How morbid.
Good lord, dude.
Everybody's dead.
I feel like I missed something, but I'm not sure what I missed.
You're a great guy.
You're a great guy.
Lumi.
You're a great guy.
You're a great guy.
First off, happy new years to you.
I hope you're doing awesome.
Much love, of course.
You sure to go check her out.
She is always doing some streaming.
She's always working hard.
And she's very adorable. You guys would love her.
So if you haven't checked her out, please do so.
And go give her lots of love. She's super sweet.
Happy New Year's, Lumie. Here's to a new year.
Much love, much love.
And let's see here.
Hope you had an awesome stream as well.
Much love. Seriously. Thank you so much. Be sure to go check them out.
Much love and thank you. Please enjoy the rest of your day and happy new year.
Heck yeah. Oh shit.
We are playing my first debut, the Lies of Peat.
We just got done, beating Sekarou.
So now we are on this game.
You know what?
Oh, that's awkward.
Oh shit.
A bit awkward mate.
Just a wee bit.
Minus aura.
Oh shit, no.
Foyflake!
Interesting, a bit of a toughie.
Pardon me.
seemed to be in the way.
Very nice, very nice.
Take that.
Might as well heal. Whatever.
Oh, that's not a good thing.
That is very not good. Okay.
Hey.
I need a little rest.
Where is it?
Waiter.
Reff.
Reff, do something.
Where's the fucking point?
Reff, do something.
Yeah, nice drive, but. I...
I've played too many souls games.
You can't make it that obvious. For me.
I know your games.
I've played these games before.
Oh, yep. I kind of figured that would happen.
I kind of figured there was somebody up there.
I couldn't even imagine.
I could have a better way to spend the last hours of new years than with a Zen stream and the Rose Bowl.
Go who's he is?
Dude, where the heck is a freaking?
Where is a damn fucking checkpoint?
That's... it was so long through no point there, man.
Like what was that?
I went for so long without finding one.
The fuck now!
then you should check your weapons favourites when you can, also you healing stuff refills
from attacking enemies.
Probably a ladder around you got to you?
Oh, you piece of shit!
Hi.
What are you doing there?
Away with you.
Adios. Oh.
Also works, I guess.
Let's see, what's this?
Ah, is that the...
Very cool.
Very cool.
Short cut found. Okay.
Where's the big guy?
Is he a one time thing, really?
Oh, that sucks.
He was so easy.
What's up?
Oh shit.
Hey, you want to see something cool?
Come here, bitch.
Not this time.
Yeah, not that time. I got that. See?
Just because I see you.
Oh crap.
I wonder what's down here.
Let me take a look
Aha
You're so interesting, buddy
How are you doing Arthur? Happy new year?
Arthur, you're not
Your humbling is now and never to-
Okay, Terry
There we go, Terry
Terry
See, I got it.
Terra.
Terra, absolute fucking Terra.
Sheer, fucking Terra, my gut.
Up we go, up we go.
Alright, I'm ready for a fight. Let's go.
Alright, this one. I'm wasting all my stuff, my bad.
Whoopsie daisies, silly me.
Oh, baby.
Oh shit!
I better not waste time.
I did not want to get hit again by that, probably for the best.
Oh, is this what we do?
Ouch!
Not cool guy.
Not cool.
Hi there. What are you doing?
Get down here. Come here. Yeah. No. Oh, come on man, really? All that and you die.
Amazing. You just made my life more annoying as all. Then we fall down again.
There you are.
Come here, you.
Take care of that.
Oh, damn it.
Who's the big guy?
Is there no check point somewhere?
I feel like I've been kind of traveling for a bit here.
Right after the big guy, okay.
Well, shit.
you don't get accurate, I drink, that's interesting, I like that, okay, this is a very
Game
very forgiving. Okay.
Life ambulance? What's up?
Oh, Max HP. Nice.
I found life alert.
Fuck you.
Fuck you, buddy. Fuck you.
Piss off.
Oh, hi there.
I know what you're worried. I'm afraid you're in.
What do you got?
I don't see anything of interest here.
I think I'm okay for now, buddy.
Let's go this way.
Oh my god.
Of course there's one guy hiding in the corner as per usual dude.
Alright, this game is just gonna be doing that all the time I'm guessing.
Okay, that's how we're gonna playing this game.
All right, this is Dark Souls 2, got it.
Dark Souls 2.
Get over here.
Interesting.
How did you miss that?
It's really curious about that, by the way.
Let's see.
Hey, don't do it.
Happy new year.
Much love.
Strange, jeepers, not a fly.
I used the air flow already.
If you want to check it out, I can take point.
Interesting.
20 months, let's fucking shoot.
That's fucking shit.
Going down.
Who's over here crying?
Who is the baby?
Hello?
This must be your first time.
The petrification deceased quarantine's for most people, and I'm one.
I have that way to my baby from Malababe.
Thank you so much.
Good for all of those night.
She said the baby was at City Hall, and she didn't check it out.
The baby is safe.
Oh, what's up guy?
Uh-huh.
Yeah.
Very interesting.
Evening is then.
Just finished moving.
What's up?
A season with some season salts and some tackle season thing.
It actually tastes pretty good.
Nice, nice.
Come on, buddy. I know this is hard.
Oh, no, we don't.
Oh, what do you got there, buddy?
What's up?
Oh, that's a nice tool.
What are you going to do with?
Aha.
Well, I appreciate your enthusiasm.
Oh, I see.
Shortcut unlocked.
Oh, this one looks like a pain in the ass, though.
Bunch of dogs and a bunch of traps.
Oh my god, it's him.
He is him.
Just kidding.
Going up.
Hey, buddy, what's up?
Going back down, don't mind me.
See you later.
All right, I guess we're gonna...
Ah, I see.
Okay.
I thought that's what that was.
Open setting.
Nice, awesome.
Okay.
What's happening here?
He's got a donkey head.
Oh sorry my bad.
I know what you are.
You're the devil's puppet.
You can't sleep.
I know what you are.
I know what you are.
Sorry.
Okay, out.
Okay, okay, guy, all right.
I see I see, okay.
Oh!
Okay, then.
That was weird.
I really know how to ruin the scene.
Finally, we need some...
And so dream come true.
Seeing you like this, I understand.
You mean me with the dog head?
Really?
I invented the puppets after all.
Is how you envision this meeting?
Father, I'm a furry.
Oh, this just makes it even better.
This just makes it... even this just takes the cake.
Good work that guy can't really just lay the dog that out.
He tried to borrow his ineptitude, but he ended up just cleaning a mess.
Well done.
Well done indeed!
No, that's not what I said. Relax. I'm dubbing it, everybody.
Lacks.
Oh yeah. Level up time, I guess.
He always kneel about your first owner.
Shut up!
For once, you've admitted to not liking the S.
Okay?
Oh, you're so funny.
Oh, Swick.
Sweet.
Do I just use this?
Does this mean you and Papa my cousins?
Oh no.
Don't okay.
I can at least see I can use this one though, right?
Now, haze.
Very nice.
I'm Jimny, you're friendly puppet guy.
But last time I woke up so few was there, sorry.
Let's see.
Hello there.
Oh, you can not lock it. Very well played.
Good bye.
This looks cool.
What do we got over here?
Oh, hey big guy.
What's up buddy?
Oh, you lost your head.
Hey, can you let me go ahead and- Oh, that's unfortunate.
You're not a very nice person. I'm going to fade that out.
I'm trying to pay you.
There we go.
That's what I wanted to do last time. Thank you.
Okay.
Insane that being.
I'm short or work.
Perfect. Nice.
Hi there, what's up?
Ouch.
Oh, item.
Nice.
Nice.
me what you got.
Papar destroyers amulet.
Wow, really at the start of the game?
Wow.
I only have one health.
Or I guess like one...
Potion.
Seems like there might be a boss fight coming up here.
Let me rest really fast here.
Nice short cut.
Oh, really, dude.
Okay.
We just started the game today.
Like literally we started like what like less than an hour ago?
Do you have our take?
take.
Well, there's the boss, I guess.
What?
That's creepy motherfuckers who's...
Let's see.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh, that's awesome.
Ouch!
Ouch!
All right, let's see.
What do I do on the lightning area?
Whenever he goes into phase 2, what do I do on that one?
Looks like I'm tricking damage over time.
Wow, I was not expecting a grab.
I was not expecting it to do a grab.
Okay.
Oh boy.
Down.
the
He hits a fucking truck of the hits me.
Jesus, man.
That lightning shit is what's hitting me the most.
I feel like I'm just getting beamed by that thing.
No shit he hits like a truck, look at the size of their fucker.
Oh, that's come on.
Then, maybe to avoid the lightning, you need to stay grounded in the juxtapes and stay
positive.
And I need to understand what you need to do.
God damn it man.
Like fuck.
Blubbers.
Oh my god.
I believe Erweppon has accounted if you push Triangle in a special attack if you push
shell one and try angle. I guess you could say he's end got scrapped here.
How am I supposed to...
Upgrade my weapon.
Let me try one more time.
Okay, just opening off the bat, all right.
Oh, I fucked up, ready.
Yeah, I'm dead.
I think this might be the first time I've ever died to a first boss so many times.
Wow! The girl at the hotel to upgrade her with a new triad moves on the dummies in the air in the afternoon.
H1 and no what this boss's favorite movie is?
See I know you're probably going to say robot hot, but it's actually nights in Odenthee.
I know my way over.
I know my way over.
I don't think there's much I can do.
I can do.
And hit the capacity to beat this fight.
She just has to resist, and she will be inducted into the hall of fame for beating this game.
Dark Moon, Moonstone of the Covenant.
Like what?
Like what?
Yes, but there's still nothing to be done.
That's not going to be that much.
Of course.
Of course I do.
It's not that much of a...
Go try your favourites on the dummies in the courtyard might help you out.
Darts. What is that?
Interesting. Okay.
Wait, is the other one a counter?
That one's account to then?
If you trick your weapon you have two different favourites.
Oh, it's an empty fucking way. That's broken.
Wait, that's kind of busted.
That's just an in-scene.
Instant fucking attack, like, oh wow.
Okay.
I'm done for trying that one.
Fuck it.
All right, let's see.
All blades and handles have different fable arms, but they also have different energy
used in Joel's so.
How many times can they be used?
How do you get the energy down?
Okay, we've lost to a great start.
Really good start.
Or a farm's
Well, that's what I did to those nutshenogy.
I guess.
Oh, wow.
Very nice, dude.
Very very nice.
Very nice.
And where we go.
Oh boy, Daddy.
Daddy.
Oh my god, we could see Daddy.
Guys, I have a father now.
You should be jealous.
Well, you've returned, always remember, speaking of which, there's in my friend, the
The castle grants a like to your powers.
Collect the courts to get the strength you need.
Remember, the whole tell is the last safe place in Crop.
It's our only refuge in the city for the perils.
It'll be extremely dangerous if anyone had his ill intentions.
Careful who you tell about this place. Be wary of him.
Interesting.
Bob knows spent it.
More health, please. I guess.
Or how do I do this?
Oh, these are bonuses. Okay.
Oh, this ought to be good.
The city has me.
Let's see.
Wait, I can activate all these.
Oh, I already used them all. Never mind.
I'm a broke bitch.
He was poor, man. He was poor.
Feels poor.
Camilla is drunk, happy new year's bitch.
You can only use one cataclyphalosis for a run break, you also need quartz for upgrades, the butler cells, some more.
It's 2,800.
So why can I not use these again?
You get special weapon.
Uh, oh hold on.
Hello, Camilla.
What's up?
Zen Zen.
Yes.
Okay, I have the very...
Wait, what are you saying?
Are you saying anything?
Okay.
Happy New Year's.
Awwww.
I hope you're here as awesome.
Oh my gosh.
You know what?
I have to say to that.
Wait, they can't hear you.
Oh, but I'm giving you one moment so I can try to sort this out.
No worries.
Can they hear you now?
Can you go?
Baba Baba Baba Baba Baba
Yes, Baba Baba
Ah, Baba Baba Baba
Okay, I fixed it, they can hear you now
Baba Baba Baba Baba
Okay, so here's the wait
Did I already tell you that I hope that you get everything you want and more
Maybe, tertiary.
Okay, well, yeah, I hope that in the year of 2026 you get everything that you desire for
because you are very, very sweet and individual and you deserve the absolute best, no matter what anybody tells you.
That's very sweet.
Thank you very much.
You're so welcome.
You're gonna get a little bit of an awesome as well. Guess what you're gonna get $2 billion this year. Yeah, that's right
2 billion. I will split it with you
with
with me
For existing oh
My gosh, that is oh
boy, that is so sweet of you. Well
Then that leads me.
I am listening to me.
Okay.
We both had a rough year last year.
I want you to know that.
You are doing awesome.
And I'm very proud of you.
Oh.
And you made 26.
And you're going to do awesome.
And Yoshika, you're going to have a lot of fun.
Now I don't want to, now I don't want to ask you the question, because you're just so pure, you're so pure, you're just one of all your crazy.
No, no, I can't, because...
You guys have a question now.
Oh, okay, I suppose.
Um, Zentrae of E-Tuber, is your refrigerator running?
I mean, it is on technically.
Yeah.
Oh, wow.
You've been a good catcher today.
Yeah.
Oh, I doubt you.
I doubt you.
I doubt you.
I doubt you.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
This entire, I don't want to bother you from the lies of BP.
I'm going to let you go now.
My grades.
Both of me.
Both of you won't.
Okay, well, then I'm going to, I'm going to, I'm not a good note, then.
I may particularly not be the greatest with words in this current moment, because of the
I've been taking in, but I just wanted to say that everybody, and I mean everybody, including those who are currently watching you right now, will have you so, so very much, and there's nothing you could ever possibly do to make them ever think otherwise, because you are one of the best, bestest people ever to exist on this planet, I don't care what anybody says.
I love you so very much, and thank you so much for being my friend.
I can say the same thing to you.
Hey, do me a promise.
Yeah.
Don't ever stop being you, no matter what.
Because that is the best thing ever.
Okay, I'll do you one better.
I'm going to Pinky Promise you that's in Tria.
Hell yeah.
Then you do the same for me too.
Happy 26, Camilla.
Happy 20, 26, and so on.
Choo, choo, choo, choo, bye, boys and...
Hell yeah.
Bye.
Much love.
Mmm.
That was very sweet.
Very sweet, dude.
Very sweet.
My gosh.
It's gonna be a good year.
I'm excited for this year.
I'm ready for the time of the walk mask you get him to come back to the hotel and then you can trade yourself.
Master, is that just a question?
Yeah, this is the new year.
Make the best of what I can do and I'm going to work hard.
I'm going to be better.
And, hopefully, sometime in the future, I can fix some things.
If people are willing to let me, I would like that.
We are in it to win it. You've got this then.
All right, let's see. Where will we at, even?
I think it was here, right?
One day at a time. Oh yeah.
Meet the guy with the wolf mask.
Center together, center together.
Where's that guy at?
Maybe I missed that.
Let me go give the person the baby.
Almost forgot?
Silly me.
Where is she?
I don't remember where I saw her.
Who casually carries babies around?
Nanny?
Kneem mothers.
Mother's new technique.
Or dads.
Or grandmas.
Sometimes grandpa.
Or that one guy from Death Stranding.
Or that one guy from Death Stranding.
Exactly.
for some reason, animal, sometimes.
Okay, here baby.
Well, that was depressing, damn.
Feel.
Oh, it's a record.
Okay.
I'm really surprised they make those big guys only a one-time person.
I was expecting these guys to always keep spawning in, very surprising about that, by the way.
I see Zen understands the assignment. Sometimes the truth can only bring more pain, even if it's the right thing to give a person.
That's why I lied to myself every day.
Wait, what?
Oh, hey, big guy.
Oh, out, buddy, out.
Okay, this guy, I need to read this guy.
Oh, I really need to read this guy's dangerous.
He is dangerous.
That's a big pleasing, lie to yourself because you hate yourself like a child.
Thanks.
Okay, I think I read him.
I do know. I'm a Noah.
If I want to lie to myself, how to read, stream a nose?
You're like...
Fuckin' nerd.
Why don't I just spend all that?
I actually kinda need to get there.
I guess.
I'll try to drop.
Dude, I needed that.
Why did I spend it?
Oh god damn it dude.
Lies of penis.
Actually Zen.
Fuck us, e-mo.
All right, where am I going?
I think I'm in the wrong area.
You're going on a trip in our favorite rocket ship,
Soaring through the skies, geto and stine.
Tell a port to the boss. Okay.
All right, we are here.
Peace of candy.
Hello, welcome in.
This looks promising.
This playboy animal's brilliant inventor and crot just ask him not just puppets
Those every machine and training crots are quite clear
We gotta be curious about it
Wish we could find him that is if he's still kicking it big guy, okay
Well shit
Oh, that's not good.
Hi, big guy, don't mind me.
Need to take care of all these other guys first.
Then the only thing that is really a piece of candy is the savings you will feel when
When you use Codes, then on your next order of game and suck the game's nature move.
Good chat.
We'll see you all in a day and make you lose sweet savings.
All right, big guy. Let's go.
Ah, of course, there's somebody bugging me here.
Of course.
Oh, you stuck.
Wait, are you actually stuck, dude?
Oh, that's hilarious. Wait, you're actually stuck.
Oh my god.
That's so fucking funny.
That's so fucking funny.
There's gotta be at least one chance.
at least one cheese moment.
Who the fuck?
Get over here.
Very nice.
Oh, what's going on down here?
Hello?
I see a good spot, safe point, 1984.
Jane, I hear a big guy, by the way, sounds close.
Big Guy?
How to read Big Guy?
Big Guy?
You don't like the emote farming.
You just fucking did it, you dipshit.
It's okay, pal.
Jeremy's looking out for ya.
Ouch.
Oh, damn it. Oh, fucking warman.
This fucking game really worked.
A guy's in the sums of near-my six year early in the get-no community, happy new years, and every one of them.
Oh, that's a very intense delay, okay.
Also, much love.
Thank you for 70 months, Matt.
Always been a pleasure to see you.
The fuck?
Oh hey, piece of candy.
I guess we can do it.
Wow, he's so cool looking.
Alright, what do you do?
Oh, okay, I see this already.
Come on, let's go.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, look at interesting.
Oh, that hurts.
Is this the fucking gecko?
There are gecko inside of there with the two shields.
Unbelievable.
Only you guys would think of the two shields.
We are the skill check.
Hidden moves don't.
Alright, I should be able to do this now.
Okay, that hurts.
You've got to get co-violating you to remember.
I mean, what's ever been shielded?
Two kills, am I right my fellow Giacoms?
Motherfucker hits like a truck food.
Come on, open up!
He expected to adopt the more he used to play blocks against them since they so tanky.
Dude, oh my god.
That sucks, man.
You know what they say?
I forgot about his second weapon.
I'm going through.
A town where's gets the last laugh.
Shit, dude.
I forgot he does the second attack after the kick.
He's not tough.
He's just gotten annoying little gimmick.
That's literally it.
Maybe check out the area on the left.
He really is.
He also kind of has a stupid tracker.
He's able to face really fast despite the fact that he's slowly like the first person.
There's huge virtue to her prior sample attack style and voice.
It was quite funny to witness.
I would try to run around him, but he has a very tight window for that.
He has a he can 180 very far.
I should not attack, okay.
Why are you doing that for? I'm not even a tanker.
The heck?
Awesome.
Alright.
I think I'm getting the pairing down pretty well.
Securo has trained me well.
Congratulations. You defeated the Maghageko and can now proceed. It was a funny sequence
of kicks and flailing from both parties.
Yes, I'm enjoying the game so far.
I'm really enjoying that pairing, it's very tight, but it's very...
We're warding in some aspects.
Hey!
Some weapons have favourites that enhance value.
I just felt something hit my ass.
That was like, well, that was so close. Jesus.
Goodness gracious, great alls of fire.
What's over here?
Oh, look at that, I see. I need to stay all that. Never mind, I'm dead. Oh, that's not good.
Corruption, man.
You know what?
I'm feeling risky.
Okay, so there's a really funny thing about this weapon, by the way.
If you double tap it, or not even double tap.
If you press it twice, it attacks on the first one.
So, when you tap it again, you expect to do another swipe.
But instead, it actually ends up doing two animations.
One, two.
It's not just...
I'm not pressing it three times. I'm only pressing it two times.
So the second one is E. Ouch. Sorry.
It is a double animation.
So this one is a little bit frustrating to you sometimes.
I don't enjoy that.
I would prefer being able to control my combo.
I'm not a big fan of being told hey.
You have to do a second animation for this even though you press two times.
You're stuck with doing that, that's just how that goes.
Do not like that.
I would prefer if your TTS doesn't have the task.
Sorry, my bad.
One raising with their helps with stringing the time together.
Hey man, can you let me do my thing?
Are you fucking spamming the one fucking...
He spammed the one singular fast combo.
Dude, where I can't wind up.
Oh, that's such a bullshit thing.
Okay, man.
Of course you do.
No matter I'm fucking deep in your ass, you got to start timing the one thing.
Very cool, by the way, very cool.
fucker god damn you and damn you fucking friends
can you freaking all my god?
You're so easy but you're so annoying for this.
Do not stop spamming those smaller attacks when I break you.
Thank you, oh my god.
You are ridiculous, you know that, right?
A annoying.
Give me that. I deserve that.
Easy, motherfucker.
Now I can go back and rest.
Okay, there we go.
Wait, he's... well... you know what?
I did say why don't these guys spawn more often?
I did say that, didn't I?
Oh, could be you, buddy.
There we go.
Good bye.
Yo, this guy drops a lot of stuff though.
He's kind of a farming spot a little bit, a little bit, a little bit.
The fuck?
Oh!
Ow!
Damn.
Hidden means, Tony.
Was that the only reason for coming out here?
Okay, cool.
That was easy.
Now to run towards the ball of fire.
Good bye.
Okay, hold on.
You fucking asshole.
Die!
I told you you die.
Hey, larious.
Great, free points.
Thank you very much.
Elden Ring has taught me well.
You hate to see it.
I see treasure down there.
I don't think I can make that though.
Oh, you motherfucker.
That is such a dick.
Move.
What a dick move man.
Jesus.
Hell yeah, wait, what?
Fire-acxblade.
What is that?
as much as the usual.
Still looks pretty cool though.
That's my fault.
That's my fault.
I thought it was a little bit further ahead.
Yep.
High beepers.
Great googly moogly.
Oh what's this do?
All the lever, of course I will.
Then can you do me a favor and explode beepers?
Thank you.
Ok, Doke.
Who's the big guy over here?
He looks very interesting.
I don't know.
Interesting.
Can you do jump down attacks by the way or no?
Can go back to the stargaze of Bison.
Is that a thing?
And the guy you have to lead you up the stairs in the air to your ass.
Yeah.
But big guy.
Humongous guy.
of
I think you just smacked me.
It doesn't happen if those two guys literally just... keep freaking throwing stuff at me.
I was literally at the mercy of the guys throwing shit.
I had to take care of those guys, unfortunately.
If those guys weren't there, I can probably fight that guy easily.
Teleport to the stargaze that at the beginning of this area, then go to the left of it.
Go to the left of it.
Oh, hey, nice.
Oh, you do it two times. Okay.
There's not a way you did that two times.
Very good to know.
Thank you.
Oh yeah, look at that.
That thing's really cool looking.
I got to go back though.
All my stuff is over here. I gotta grab that really fast.
I do not think I can kill the giant thing.
Mostly because there's no health bar in it.
So I'm not gonna fall for that trick.
All right, now we can get this guy.
Oh, that's crazy.
Oh no!
I fucking hurt, dude.
That guy can just like, one or two shot me.
Down, dude.
You can kill the giant thing once you've drained the water.
Also, if you talk to guy right, you go up the stairs,
he will ask you to find his buckler.
All right, well guess this game really does want me to use that, all right.
Oh God.
Why is everybody saying Ellie for?
the
fair enough
Come on over here, buddy.
I don't want to face you with those guys throwing shit at me.
Yeah, you can wait.
A thing that actually works?
My god.
Okay, out.
Stop.
Stop it, dammit.
That fucking hurts.
Oh, I missed my moment.
That's unfortunate.
Okay, apparently that thing does not want to work, that's kind of cool I guess.
there we go where's the point out the heck yeah I don't think he has a finishing point
That was weird.
I didn't see any little red circle that told me to stand.
Also, a health resistance potion that actually helps in a souls game.
Impossible.
I genuinely thought that was my fucking phone.
I thought that was my fucking phone. I'm not going to lie, dude. I thought that was bad.
I thought that was my alarm.
Shit, dude.
So wait, that was a non-boss, right?
So that means he's going to keep spawning in.
So I'm probably just going to run around it because that's a boss area right there now.
Well, shit.
Checkpoint above. Okay.
Go back.
Oh, stalker is just a lip.
You mean in here?
Up the stairs.
What stairs?
Talk about these?
Nice.
All right guys, where is this checkpoint?
You guys were just telling me about?
Back. Where?
Back to the stair.
I see what you're looking at.
Very nice, very nice.
I have to stop there, man.
Who is he now?
Don't need to kill me.
Surely we can discuss this life.
It's like, we hold on.
I'm not stalkers, we're supposed to back there with actual yield.
Interesting.
But boss fight first.
It's time for the boss fight.
Wait, the fire guy didn't spawn in again.
Wait, I guess he actually was the little mini boss.
for a farming, hello?
Oh, this guy looks fucking cool.
Way.
Wow, that's pretty sick looking.
That hurt.
Okay.
Wait a minute.
Hold on.
Never mind.
He's doing a little spinning thing.
Ouch!
Oh my god, what a fuck the hit dude.
sky fucking hurts.
Okay.
Keep this in the end.
Tink.
Tink?
Welcome to 2026 Lads and Ladys.
Looking forward to a fun-filled year of gentriverse shenanigans,
chat calling the streamer Stinky.
Epic gaming thing.
How's Dad?
I mean moments.
Along with many lives.
How fucking Dad?
Sen hope you have a lovely 2026, Cheers.
Wow.
Yeah, the fireguide never respawned in.
Interesting.
Okay, I just need to get his timing down. That's about it.
First time I've seen fire crops take them literally.
So that doesn't work.
1.
1.
2.
1.
2.
2.
2.
2.
2.
3.
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What is he doing over there?
Oh, he's fucking pissing.
That was fucking weird.
If you're keeping her a new one, that's being sealed up.
Oh, he's going ham.
Oh my god.
He started going crazy with all the red attacks.
He really starts spamming that dude.
I don't have those red down, just yet.
Man, I bet you're missing the revive you get in Sekiro, huh?
No, not really.
Game was more rewarding than anything.
Heels proper?
Wait, so these second phase is him working eventually in his popular adventure.
Blinds of TV just mean penis.
Oh shit.
Every time that one keeps hitting me.
I'm so used to him flying to the side with that.
I'm so used to him flying to the side.
I'm not used to him just charging at me like that with that thing.
Did you hear about the furnace that lost its job?
The boss said it gave him a superman when it got fired.
That is so fucked dude.
I don't know if I can kill him or not, but I don't know if I can kill him or not, but I don't know if I can kill him or not.
Oh my god, that was a sucks.
Dude.
Yep, I'm dead.
That fucking delay for the hammer bringing down his brutal.
That one delay for bringing the hammer down is what killing me a lot of the time.
I feel like I can nail all of his attack.
It's just that one parry for the overhead attack.
I wish I had a better view on him.
I wish the camera was just a little bit further out this guy.
Okay, what was that? I don't remember.
You've got this. I can leave you in here. There's so much you want to move into the
Oh, now you can suddenly kick.
Where all of these bullshit attacks coming from?
So now he can start fucking kicking.
My god.
I can't read a fucking kick when all he does is overhead attacks, man.
Come on, what is that?
The
Installing
Starts off with the overhead in unparalleled
Fuck that attack me.
Can we not do the kicking man?
Like I really don't like that man.
Oh my god, dude.
I think I'm just tired. That's probably why.
Alright, I'll call it here and see if we can pick this up tomorrow or next week.
Because we do have dark souls with fruit.
We do have dark souls with fruit.
So, depending on hopefully she's up for that, I'm down for that.
Another awesome run would be cool.
Especially with somebody who is fighting the game.
His face is on the bottom and his legs are on the top and he has won I.
Oh great.
Anyways though.
What a wonderful wonderful start to the year guys.
Start to the year guys.
We have gotten very far in the game already.
So I'm very happy.
It was a very smooth ride today.
Oh my God. And with that?
It's all we go.
Just you.
No. You.
Keep an eye out on Twitter or Discord.
I may or may not be streaming tomorrow.
So just keep your eyes open on the Discord.
I haven't decided just yet.
I might, but it just depends on how I'm feeling, but anyways, let me see here.
I hope you guys have a wonderful day on night wherever you guys are.
Stay safe, everybody. Stay awesome. Stay strong.
And there's always rock on guys.
See you tomorrow potentially.
And Happy New Year's.
Happy New Year's, Zemner and Gets a Peace Shop!