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[DROPS] THRONE AND LIBERTY RELEASE+REACTS/NEWS/DRAMA #AD @StarforgeSystems @MythicTalent @OTKNetwork YT@AsmongoldShorts1
09-27-2024 · 7h 45m
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You guys hear me? Yep. Yep. Yep. All right boys. What's up?
Hey, I'll do it throw liberty day. Yep. That's right. That's right. I'm excited. Uh, we'll we'll see what happens man
Yep
Ashes creation updates stream today as well really oh shit
I'll probably not kind of watch that live, but I'll probably look at the you know the updates and everything like that later on
Forever winter today. No, bro. We plan thrown liberty today. That's the plan and
We're back. We're back absolutely fucking loopy man. Let me see here
Sorry I had to read something but yeah anyway, you're gonna stream today. Am I gonna stream today?
I don't know. I haven't decided yet. Yeah, I really don't know like I'm thinking maybe I think I will yeah, why not right?
They are fixed on Liberty. Did they ever fix it as far as I know? I'm not sure
Yeah, I really actually don't know
I hope you don't see a spam, I write the same message every day, yeah that's probably about
right.
Well don't write it too many times and it's okay man.
So yeah, new Genshin drop, check it out, for sure man, absolutely.
Throwin' Liberty had its combat revamped again.
Yeah, I'm gonna have to look at it and see what's going on with that.
I've got the game downloading right now and so we're gonna play it later on and
just get into it right.
It's a new MMO, it just came out, it's like the early release and so we'll
play it and we'll try it out man so yeah I put another Assassin's Creed shadows
video yeah I saw some of the stuff about that I will look at it today
obviously the Assassin's Creed stuff like there's been some it's crazy what's
been going on like I'll just tell you that it's been absolutely nuts man and
yeah Dethorn extreme today I don't even know what the hell that is so yeah
and I hate the early access bullshit here's the problem with early access
right is that it's so free like you've got people that are hyped up about a game and all you have
to do is ask them to give you a bunch of money it's like basically buy the game by half of the
game again to play it three days early like if I was if I was making a game and I knew it had a
lot of hype I would absolutely do early access at 100% because it's one of those things where
it's like it doesn't have any impact on the long term like health of the game
it doesn't I think I do with the game right and so if you do this you're gonna
get a bunch of fucking money you're gonna have everybody buying yearly access and
guess what it's not gonna affect the product so it's a huge reason yeah it's
paid more more to be it's more like paid would not be three days late not
early well whatever you want to call it I definitely would do it right
Because it's just so easy to make money with it, right?
I mean, it's probably the in terms of like the value to
The like negative impact that it would have on the game like everything coming together like
Early access for a game is probably the highest value
Lowest impact thing that you can do, you know, and so you can't really be surprised with companies that want to do that
Obviously, it's frustrating, but that's it
When they really put no work in the video. Oh the forever winter video. I don't know
I'll I'll have to look at it and see for myself
Where is this IGN?
Let me see
Okay
Let me see here
Where is it?
Yeah, I don't even know
People are unhappy about the forever winter. I'm trying to see if I can find it
Yeah, I don't see it anywhere here
Yeah, it must be something that's like a older like I'm not really sure but it's only them walking around aiming down sites
I mean the thing is that
The way that IGN is gonna play the game is probably gonna be the way a lot of people are gonna play the game, right?
I mean like for sure
So I don't really know if they're entirely wrong. I haven't really played the game. I've no idea
So yeah, it's just stupid to start an MMO with early access
It's like saying fuck you to every player. The problem is that they would do it anyway, right?
Like if you what here's the question, right?
Is that with early access like if you knew that you were gonna make 20% more money?
By having an early access, wouldn't you do it because like in my opinion I would absolutely do it
It's not even a question. So yeah, and so for everyone turns out in a mile. Oh, I'm not talking about that
I'm talking about the throne of liberty, right?
Yeah, I absolutely would.
To no brainer.
Yeah, 100% you would.
And so, yeah.
Doesn't it hurt you long term though?
No, it doesn't.
There's tons of games that did it
and it didn't hurt them at all.
Like Space Marine 2 did it.
Hogwarts Legacy did it.
I think there was like another game recently
that's done it too.
Yeah, it's not even a question.
So of course they're gonna do that.
Yeah, it goes without saying.
It's not even a question.
There you go.
and a scam mechanic, it's not even really a scam.
Like that's the thing, it's actually not.
I would say early access is one of the least scam things
you can do, man.
So yeah, people forget about the early disadvantage
within a week, they do.
Because it totally goes off the table, you know?
And the latest update to Steam terms and service
in regards to refunds to early access game,
if you request a refund to an early access game,
Valve will no longer give you your money back, regardless of time limit, and instead credit
you with unsalted peanuts and hard boiled eggs to feed the crows.
Let me look it up and see what this is.
Where is this here?
Steam new agreement.
Let me see if I can take a look at it here.
14 hours ago, yeah, I got this too.
It got removed by the moderators.
Okay, well, is there like a main post?
Okay.
So what is this?
There's a new steam update, I guess, and I'm trying to look at what is really going on
here.
So we've updated the Steam subscriber agreement.
Yeah, this popped up yesterday, kind of out of nowhere.
And so I'll go ahead and look at it.
So we've updated the Steam subscriber agreement.
The updates affect your legal rights.
They include changes to have disputes and claims between you and Valve are resolved.
They updated dispute resolution provisions in section 10 and require all claims and disputes
to proceed in court and not in arbitration.
I don't know, like what does this have to do?
Valve's case getting dismissed here.
Okay, so apparently it's like some legal case thing.
Yeah, this doesn't really seem like it's that interesting.
I'm gonna be honest, it really doesn't.
And so, yeah, not really worth looking at it.
This is a good thing, I think.
I'm not really sure, you know, I don't think it really is going to play a role one way or another to be honest with you.
So I wouldn't worry about it or think about it at all.
And am I going to watch Death Stranding 2 event at Tokyo Game Show? When is it?
Yeah, I'm not sure when it's going to happen at all.
But yeah.
And it's agreeing to be the human centipede.
I don't know, I mean like, I feel like with Steam is, you know,
At the end of the day, I look at it from the perspective of yeah, sometimes a terms agreement might sound bad
But if I have trust in the company, I'm willing to generally go along with something as long as it's not like very egregious, you know
What do we know about the Tokyo event so far well, they've announced a lot of games recently
Like I've looked at some of them, but I'm not really entirely sure
You know, it's interesting ones the what's this here? Oh fuck um
Why Nick got a pity party after of him being single wait Nick got a pity I don't even know about that man
I have no idea. Did you hear about the new California online only games and digital licenses? I did
So this happened like yesterday. Let me see if I can find it here
Let me see where it is here fuck
No, that's not it
Yeah, yeah, here it is. So let me see if I can pull this up and show you guys this happened yesterday
uh... let me go back and double-check here
uh... california's new law will force storefronts disclose that buyers don't
actually own their digitally purchased media
i think this is a very good thing by the way this is great to me one second
but yeah it's a good thing yeah absolutely
and uh... california governor uh... gavin newson signed in the bill a lot
that won't stop companies from taking away your digitally purchased video
games movies and tv shows
but at least force them to be a little bit more transparent about it
The prohibit storefronts from using the words by purchase or another term that a reasonable person would understand to confer with
Unrestricted ownership interest in a digital good alongside the option for a time-limited rental. And so this is a very good thing
Basically, I've talked about this for a while is that this is a
It's an issue right now with digital ownership where nobody knows what digital ownership is
is, nobody knows what digital ownership is supposed to be.
Yeah, Gavin Newsom confirmed gamer.
I mean, hey, this is a gamer move.
Like, I think it's great that he did this.
The law will go into effect next year
and companies who violate the terms
could be hit with a false advertising fine.
This applies to ebooks, music, and other forms
of digital media.
Yeah, this is great, because a lot of people buy,
they buy games, and then they have no rights
to their games.
Now in my opinion, I would love to see this be changed from if you buy something, you have
to give somebody a degree of ownership of it, right?
If somebody gives you money and like you take away a game that's not an online only game,
basically like if you take away somebody's access to what they've purchased, I think that
you should have to give them their money back if you're doing it in a way that's
punitive.
So for example, like let's say you play an online game or well actually it's not
online game. Let's say you're playing like Elvin Ring or something like that and you get banned
and they take away your game like your account. I think they should have to give you your money back.
That's what I think. Even if it's being banned for something stupid, I think that really like
taking away something that you buy is something that's very problematic. I don't know why more
people aren't talking about this to be honest. It's been an issue for so long. Years ago,
someone tried to give the ride to their kids and Apple said, no it's not yours, kick rocks.
No, it's been an issue for a while. Yeah, I don't really think it is a good thing. It'll still end in the same place
They'll say they can't
But now they say they can't say it's your fault and get mad since they clearly tell you the fuck for you're fucked in the beginning
I don't agree with that. I don't like the idea that
Like just because a company explains the way that a like type of service works
Doesn't mean that it should exist that way and what I see it with a lot of these with a lot of these things is that
these companies try to, I think they just try to,
to effectively like leverage and edge out your rights
and your ownership more and more and more.
So it's like now you don't own the game,
you own a license to the game.
And if you say something bad in another game
because they own the launcher,
they can shut down your access to this other game.
Like at a certain point,
like if you're taking people's money for something,
I think that that person should have a degree
of like fucking assurance that they actually
are going to be able to own what they've paid for.
So yeah, it's fucked for real.
It is, yeah, they're eroding your rights, yeah, they are.
And so it's good that they did this,
but I don't think this is the solution,
but it is better than what we have now.
So yeah, it'll be in the small print.
Yeah, exactly.
Like really it's about accountability for other things.
I think that if you buy a game,
you should be able to play that game on your own,
but they should be able to take away
access to online servers.
So for example, like Elden Ring does it the best.
So like what Elden Ring does is that
if you're found to be cheating,
they put you on another server
or they just don't allow you to play online
because you're banned from online.
But it's not like you get banned from the game,
you just get banned from online.
And so I think that's the way they should change things.
That's what should happen.
The problem is they're not saying you're buying the game.
A real purchase would include everything in the game,
even the assets.
I think being able to take away somebody's digital asset without any sort of like, you know, process of that and they just like okay
We're gonna decide we're gonna take this away
I don't think that purchasing something is that way because like you could apply that logic to like old video games
And old video games didn't have this problem
So I think that there's clearly a line for ownership that most normal people understand and that's why I find it to be
Problematic that they're trying to you know like hide this or confuse people
Minecraft movie trailer drama is going crazy. Did you watch it? I did not. I didn't watch any of that stuff
I have no idea about it and just compare it to all video games that we already bought in stores that work great
Yeah, exactly. And so if they wanted to take away your access to that they could do that, but I think that's really
That's really the way I see it more than anything else, right?
And Minecraft movie drama, I mean, there's not really any Minecraft drama, right?
I mean, it's just that people didn't like the trailer is not that's not really a whole lot of drama
I mean, that's it and
Senate petition and UE which forces companies to support servers or provide ability to maintain private servers
I think that if a company stops maintaining a game, they shouldn't be able to
Shut down somebody else from maintaining a server for that game because at that point it's basically abandoned where and
And, uh, yeah, I think they should be able to.
I don't think that they should have to provide any access to it or do anything for that person.
But, um, yeah, I think that they shouldn't be able to shut you down for it.
It's abandoned. Yeah, exactly, right?
Because, like, at that point, like, they've effectively sold you a product that you can't use anymore.
And so it's like, that's fine.
But, like, the fact that you can't even do it on your own, that's crazy. There's no reason for that.
Yeah. Sorry, I had to download that game.
But, yeah, as long as they don't monetize it, yeah.
i don't even really care that much about monetizing it but i think that you
could be right with that yes sure
probably be right
but yeah this is a good decision it is a rare california w
and uh... this is a good decision and something in favor of consumer rights
so i'm really happy to see this
there you fucking go
and so uh...
the uh... was a mccountees uh... season this was their smash k t it's
pretty funny
no i i didn't see any of that shit like i usually don't pay attention to a
lot of that
uh... like unless somebody links it to me or sent it to me i have no idea what
it is
so yeah
and hopefully the law spreads to other states in the whole world
uh... i i think that you need to have more rights as a consumer when you buy
something
like having it disclosed isn't enough to me but it's definitely better than what
we had before you know
sad news harry potter's dame
uh... uh... maggie smith has died age eighty nine
i mean shit man
if you're eighty nine like any time it it's it's always sad
but i feel like if you're almost ninety indian nineties into your late eight
ease
uh... i i think that it's again like you know it is sad but it's also a
celebration of a person's life you know
uh... lived a good long life uh... you know they yeah exactly
and so uh... good for her man
and uh... she was great in this role by the way
absolutely credit see that's the credits roll yeah there you go
press after respect that you go good run not going to lie absolutely so uh...
yeah i uh... obviously you know i watched all the harry potter movies
growing up in everything just like pretty much everybody else my age
and so yeah i it is definitely sad to say
so for sure
but i a plus is bonus time off for a lot of people it is yet
deadlocks new anti-cheat let's people turn all right okay so let me see if i
can find this year
uh... so
Steam has done something, Valve has done an absolute gamer move.
Added an initial anti-cheat detection system, excuse me.
When a user is detected as cheating,
during the game session, the opponents will be given
the choice between banning the user immediately
and ending the match or turning the cheater
into a frog for the rest of the game
and then banning them afterwards.
The system is set to conservative detection levels
as we work on the version two anti-cheat system
that is more extensive.
We will turn on the banning of users in a couple of days
after the update is out.
When a match is ended this way,
the results will not count for other players.
Oh my God.
So take a look at this.
Wow.
This is almost as good.
So the best troll that they did was,
let me see if I can find it.
Let me see if I can find this real quick
No Valban
Unboxed maybe it hasn't I guess I can just explain what it was I I'm gonna it was a Dota 2. Oh
Oh, was it Dota 2? Okay?
Dota 2 I think it's 2024 right. Oh
Damn it. Yes. Yes, and so this is what happened. I
I actually think this one might be a little bit better, but it was really fucking funny
So valve whenever somebody was detected as a cheater this was for like the Christmas event
Look at this. This was for the Christmas event. Look what happens?
What did you get from the gift chest?
So you open it up to all frost of this gift open gift
High toxic lump of coal your Dota account has been permanently banned for smurfing another violations of the steam terms of service. Yeah
What what we just face bro
What what
This you can't do this to me
Yeah, and
until 118. Wow. So I ended up using a service to boost my
fever score and the fact that like Valve has permanently banned me. Yeah. Over 10
games kind of bullshit honestly. Well you know there it is and so this was for
the yeah the Christmas event highly toxic lump of coal and don't you feel
bad form I just think it's funny right? And so they have the best way of handling cheaters.
And so now in Deadlock if you're cheating you just get turned into a fucking frog. Do you
get spanned on Twitch every three months is that right? Yeah I have no idea. Santa works
for Steam I guess so. Oh my fucking god. Yep there it is. And you get what you get
that's right. And Americans are building a racing simulator playing iRacing? No, absolutely
not and but first thing to detect cheaters well I mean I'm sure like here's the thing is that they
are going to detect some cheaters but they're not going to get every single person right uh it's
I mean that's the way cheating is in every single online game is you're going to have some people
that are cheating and some people that are you know like doing it the right way and warzone
cheaters will see fake people and their bullets do no damage it's so fucking stupid uh but yes
this is another pro gamer move by valve and i'm very happy to see this fucking
hilarious man
and uh... yeah
anyway finally some justice what's this
breaking
three years eight months combined for throw in prison for throwing soup
febe and anna have been sentenced to two years and twenty months in prison
respectively after throwing soup over the glass frame of van goes on flowers
wait a minute
so they didn't even get it on the painting they just got it on the glass frame
and now they're in jail for two years
all man
dang that sucks
while
repose of a city i guess so
and uh... while will show it's a sympathy forum
uh... people serve further three months from marching the road for twenty
minutes
uh... place to be games when stupid prizes
And what's this here? The painting is protected by glass? Yeah, so they just wasted...
They wasted soup. They wasted two years of their lives and they wasted the people's time in the...
in the... what's it called? In the museum. They're all mad. So yeah, they wasted some soup. Exactly.
Most importantly. And so it ended up doing basically nothing after everything.
And the thing is if they're not punished, activists will go there every day and throw
whatever artifacts or paintings because there's no consequences.
One day something priceless will be damaged.
If you attempt to destroy something like this, you absolutely deserve the small sentence,
fuck around and find out.
I absolutely agree.
Yep, 100 fucking percent man.
And oh, here's somebody, it's so wild how exactly what you said can be said to these
oil companies but instead of a painting, it's our fucking world, okay, then hold
them accountable legally through you know enacting legislation that makes it
against the law for whatever you think is doing they're doing that's bad it's
actually so simple it's crazy how retarded this person would be get the
fuck over it it's painting well get the fuck over it it's only two years it's
not their whole life it's only two years the world's on fire and getting
worse well then stop making it worse that's it yeah just make the loss yeah
that's the way it works guys yeah you don't just get to it because you've
decided that you're aggrieved you don't just get to decide to break the law that's not what the
fuck how does that work it's impossible two years vacation from twitter it'll probably be good for
him i'd say two years feels like foreign prison trust me i i agree i bet prison is awful uh for
throwing soup is not what you threw you can try and twist it all you like vandalism can be with
a break or soup if it damages something especially a painting which is easily damaged
especially by liquids. Yep, there it is. There's zero chance it could be damaged.
That's right. And that's the funniest thing about it, is that they didn't even
damage or break anything in a meaningful way. All they did is get
themselves sent to jail. They have a right to the internet
access in prison in the EU. Oh really? Okay, well then there we go. Now they
can still be mentally ill and inside the internet. And so yeah, this is a
great thing. I think that all these protesters that want to commit
crime and vandalized property and destroy things in order to get their opinion across.
I think that every single one of them should be facing some degree of criminal charges.
Do they all need to go to prison?
It's hard to say.
But I think that anybody doing this kind of stuff is in the wrong and they're doing
something bad.
They're ruining our culture.
Well, they're ruining something they don't own at the end of the day, right?
That's what matters more than anything.
And it's disgusting.
They don't respect history.
And I hate these people. I do. It's all performative activism. Yeah, this should be fine at least 50k
Destroying something priceless and historical and only receiving two years in jail is very lenient. Well to be fair
They didn't destroy anything the only thing they destroyed was their lives
So nothing of value was lost and it seems like hey
You know the painting's fine
There's glass there. It doesn't really matter. So who cares?
and two years for trying yeah two years for trying and why do we why do you
value government property more than people well why do people value
disobedience more than their with more than their own lives so why do I value
government property more than people it's because when a person destroys
property they destroy the physical manifestation of people's lives so when
you destroy somebody's house if you destroy somebody's car if you
You destroy somebody's art, you do something like that, you are taking away a piece of their
life that they have invested into making this thing and now they no longer have that.
So I don't really think that there's a big difference between like property and the
people's lives.
And I think also it's a matter of intent and whether behavior is good or not.
So if you look at a person who's behaving in a bad way, who is doing something wrong
and you try to think to yourself,
how can this person be treated fairly?
You're thinking about it from the wrong direction.
You should be thinking about it from,
how can we make society safe from people
that have malicious intent who want to hurt other people?
And so I do care about property more than people
to the extent that the people
are willing to destroy property
because I don't want people in society
that destroy things.
It's that simple.
And I don't think anybody does.
and uh... everybody by the way everybody thinks this
the only reason why they uh... they think that it's okay is because it's not
happening to them
uh... if somebody did this to your house or they did this to like you know
someplace that you are out
uh... you'd be absolutely furious about it and you want them to go to jail
uh... but the moment that happens to somebody else people are always very
generous with other people's money and other people's possessions
but when it comes to their own
then it's something different
uh... the truth is that if you behave this way you shouldn't be taken
seriously at all
uh... yeah
and uh... yeah but those who make peaceful revolution impossible make
violent revolution inevitable
well uh... then then be violent and see what happens
fuck around and find out if you want to be violent you're gonna go to jail
for more than two years
uh... also destroying property isn't being peaceful uh... that's crazy
like i that's not a peaceful protest whenever you go and destroy property
especially like priceless art like that's not peaceful
what are you talking about peaceful is standing in front of the capitol building
and protesting
like that's not it at all
and uh... it's not
i'm not positive but uh... wouldn't destruction of government property come
out of our tax dollars
uh... in a lot of cases indirectly yes
uh... that's what i would say and if you don't make an example of people
destroy property to prove a point only escalates and gets worse that's
true to you have to set an example
And if you don't have, like if you apply the problem is that if you apply rules to people subjectively, then you don't have rules, you have weapons.
And so those weapons are used against people when those people are doing something that could be considered problematic.
So yeah.
A revolution for what? Yeah, exactly, right?
And art is not going property, it's everyone's property.
Sure, their MOs succeeded though.
They are protesting a cause and how much attention was given to the story.
Um, I really don't think that that's true, uh, so like, you're saying that because a lot of people are talking about them that they've succeeded in their goal, I don't think that's the case at all.
I feel like if anything, every single one of these protesters that does this probably makes people less negative about oil and about, uh, these big companies because of how obnoxious and annoying these people are, because it's always privileged white people that are doing this.
doing this. Every single time it's just privileged white board people that are looking for somebody to
nail them up on a cross so they can act like they're a victim of society. That's what it is every
single time. And I actually don't think that it's doing, I think it's having the opposite effect.
They ruined their own life. They'll be forgotten in five years. Yeah.
Always upper middle class people. Yeah, it is. You see, I just up oiled it. Someone
on just soup the painting again just now.
I mean, the thing is that they will keep doing that
until this becomes the norm.
Because like there's a reason why
none of these people would just stop oil.
So you think about it logically, right?
So where does oil come from?
Generally it comes from the Middle East in a lot of cases.
Are they going to Dubai
and are they destroying property in Dubai?
No.
Are they destroying property in Saudi Arabia?
Absolutely not.
And the reason for that is because they're afraid to
because they'd get too, they'd be in trouble.
Like it would ruin their life.
They'd just like, that would be it.
That their whole life would be destroyed.
And so I think that like these people do make decisions
based off of what the risk of the behavior is.
And if you just keep putting people in jail,
they'll stop doing it.
Yeah, they could go home exactly, right?
And 50 years minimum over there,
they would literally die instantly
if they tried in the Middle East.
I don't know about dying instantly, right? I mean it's not like a savage place over there,
but the point is general there. Why don't you suggest how to solve climate change problem
peacefully since talking has been effective so far? It's not up to me to find a solution for what
their problem is. It's up to them for finding a solution to what their problem is, and it's
also up to them to find a solution in a way that doesn't violate the law. The world does
not owe you a padded room for you to bounce around in. You can vote, you can speak, it's
not illegal to do this. The idea that you have to destroy property. And also, the problem
that I think people like you have is that you operate under the presupposition that
what you're saying deserves to be heard. Like people deserve to hear what you're
saying, people deserve to care what you're saying. No, they don't. They do not.
And so a lot of people think that like they are morally right and so people have to hear
them.
No.
No, they don't.
Bantam?
That was a gotcha.
I don't think that was a gotcha.
It was almost a bantam, but it not quite.
Let's see here.
Mordaisa?
Colorist?
Potom?
Would you support throwing Super Sony's HQ to get them remastered Bloodborne?
Oh, that's different.
Yeah, that's totally different.
Let's be honest.
They run people's effort to protest peacefully as well.
Yeah, I think so too.
Do you see a story of Marcel Williams who's wrongfully executed, whether his evidence approved
as innocence, but the jury was against the execution?
Oh, that guy?
I mean, wasn't he a 15-time felon?
Like, he was a 15-time felon, like he, what do you call it?
Like he confessed to the crime, what was the other thing?
He had the victim's belongings.
I'm sorry, but like, if you expect me to cry a fucking river for a 15-ex-felon that
it's executed? I really could care less. Maybe they shouldn't have executed them
for the thing that they executed them on, but a 15x felon, this is one thing I can
say for fucking sure, is that the world is a better place that he's dead. That's
a fact. 15 felonies. That is crazy. Absolutely crazy. Who the fuck does that?
Yeah, two day. Yeah, I couldn't get it right. Yeah, that's fine 15 is kind of insane exactly and
Someone in this combo they did it's too bad man. I
See in the car. I'll call a gotcha video. No, I haven't seen it. No, dude. Look into it, please
Evidence did not prove his innocence
well
Let me get a
I don't understand this. I'm very confused. Do you know how difficult it is to get 15 felonies?
Yeah, I what is the
What's that? What's the new information the government shouldn't be executing people at all? Sure?
No, I and like that's fine if you want to say that the death penalty is bad
That's fine, but I don't think that anybody should be looking at this guy like a martyr, right?
I mean the guy was a piece of shit
He committed tons of crimes even before this one instance
The only thing that you should be mad at is you should be mad at the government
You should be mad at the government that he was out of jail in the first place to commit the crime that he did
He should have never come out of jail after 10 felonies. They should have kept him in jail for the rest of his fucking life
It's not even a question
Yes, so yeah, you should be mad at the government. You should be mad at the justice system, but not for that
Should be mad that they let it happen
That sentence is wrong until you're the victim. I feel like the death sentence. I
I think that there is a logical and moral argument against the death sentence that I would agree with even
I think that it's bad to have death sentencing because of how many like basically here's the reason why it's bad
It's bad because we're spending a bunch of money
Like basically a person deserves to have a certain amount of appeals before we kill them, right?
So I think that's fair and just right and so because a person gets this many appeals
the amount of money that that ends up taking is higher than just keeping them in jail for their whole life.
So if there are extra levels of appeals that I think are morally and ethically required before you kill somebody and
those the the value and the cost of those appeals is higher than just keeping them in jail,
I'm sorry, but uh, it's a very easy decision for me, right? It's just about money. Now if it was cheaper to kill them
I'd say let's kill them.
But it's just a waste of money. That's all
It's like I I don't like it's not something that like I have a moral obligation against I have no problem shooting them
That's fine. It's probably good right? I mean public executions bring them back. That's great
But if it's costing us more money, then that's not an effective use of people's tax dollars
You know like we have homeless people out on the street
Or we're gonna spend it on on shooting people no way. Do you not believe in the right to live?
No, I don't
uh... not really know
uh... i think that if somebody does something that
uh... is unconscionable
uh... like for example like you know child molester something like that no i i
think that they forfeited their right to live
i don't think that people have rights i i think this is a human construct
and uh... nobody has rights and the people that usually were talking
about their rights
uh... to live are the people that have actively denied somebody else their
right to live
and so because they're usually murderers are some sort of serial killer
or something like that.
So no, I have no sympathy for them at all.
Absolutely not.
And do you think that humanity lives within everyone?
Yeah, but to different degrees.
And those degrees can sometimes be too little,
and then you gotta kill them.
Right, so an illusion is just a social contract?
Yeah, exactly.
That's the way I see it at least, right?
Prison spaces are getting hard to find prisoners now
in a lot of places.
Well, I'd hope so, right?
You go back and finish the Blastos 1 DLC that you missed.
Oh, yeah, there's a few bosses. I don't know if I'd ever do that or not.
So, yeah, and, uh, can't have someone being executed because they, uh,
had a slew of felonies, questions of his innocence, uh,
of that murder, which led to his death sentence. Um,
here's the thing. So let me, let me read this.
Can't have someone being executed because of a slew of felonies. That's fine.
If you think that,
if you think that this person shouldn't have been executed,
I think that's totally fine
You can be mad about that all you want
But all I'm saying is that this person was a lifelong scumbag and the world is a better place now that they're dead
Do you think that I'm wrong?
Really, do you think that I'm wrong? This is a 15x felon
What are we talking about?
Like it's not even a question
Objectively, yes. Yeah, it's yeah exactly. I can't even imagine not thinking like this
I'm not sure, right? But all I'm saying is that, like, whether that craze was done badly or not, I don't think that really stops the general point.
And so, yeah, Jerry was speaking, you're correct. Well, I'll give him a minute to respond.
I mean, he can be thrown on jail 15 times for stealing cars.
Yeah, exactly. Well, I think if you steal cars more than two or three times, you should just stay in jail.
That's my perspective. You know it's wrong. Everybody knows it's wrong. You're
committing a crime. That's it. You know, like, it's just, there's no, why tolerate
that? Why let that happen? It's crazy. BBC reports that three more people through
soup on the same painting again protesting the arrest of the initial
two. Okay, I'll look at that in just a minute, okay? Let me, let me see if I
can get a response from this. This person's taking a long time. Jesus
Christ, man, it's not that simple. None of it is. Execution should be the ultimate
last resort for people who have nothing left to rehabilitate, doing it for some
sense of revenge is illogical. It's not for revenge, it's to send a message.
It's to send a message to other people that we will literally kill you if you
do something that's this bad. So, no, that's... it's about basically sending a
message to other people. And I think that's fair. It's a deterrent. It is.
And also, I didn't even say it was a good thing because it costs more
money. That doesn't work. It doesn't deter. It absolutely does. It absolutely does. It's
not even a question. Okay, this person isn't only responding. Yeah, of course it does. It
deters my ass, it does. Absolutely. The punishment for a crime will absolutely serve as a deterrent
for people committing that crime. So here's a great example. If you got a DUI, like,
DUI is a good example of this. If a police officer pulls you over and you are over the legal limit
for being intoxicated while driving, the police officer takes out their gun and shoots you in the
head right there and they kill you. Way less people would drive drunk. Way, way, way less people
would drive drunk. Based? Absolutely. And so there we go. Judge Dredstine? Yeah. And so I think
that people saying like it doesn't matter innocent people have been wrongly executed what happens
then well that's why i don't believe in doing it right that that's the whole reason why i said that
i don't believe in doing it i'm saying like i don't feel bad for the guy uh but like obviously it
could have been the wrong decision does that make sense disagree with that if there's one person
that could have been judged wrongly and innocent there should be no death sentence because life
of one innocent has way more meaning punishing a pdf for mass shooters i don't think so the life
of one person is more important than punishing a bunch of people. Like, that's something that
sounds good, but it's not really true. Ultimately, you actually can judge those things against each
other. No. Yeah, no, I don't think that's true at all. Of course, you're going to have mistakes
happen. That's the way anything is. Any human system, any system that has people involved
with it is going to have a degree of human error. This is undeniable. You have people
that fuck up anesthesia in surgery, you have people that get arrested for things that aren't
their fault, like there will always be human error inside of any system. Yeah, so you admit that
you have error, then why a lot of distance? Well, because based off of that same logic that if you
have errors, why admit a death, why have a death sentence? Well, actually, wait a minute, what
What are we even talking about?
I said that I don't support it.
I don't even support it.
Why am I arguing for this?
I said I didn't even support it.
What are you, what are we even doing?
Yes, it's not even a question.
Like, I never even said I supported this.
Like, people are arguing this.
That was 12 Angriement, for example.
Yeah, exactly.
Legit stun law.
Yeah, I feel like this is crazy.
And I think there should be a difference
in deliberate and accidental.
Yeah, I'm very confused by this.
Anyway, uh, let me see about the just top oil, um, just, stop oil.
These are the masses of people who have no analytical skills.
That's usually how it is.
Harder punishments don't lead to less crime, it's a mythos.
Really? I wonder how many people are littering in Singapore.
That's not true.
Yeah, I- I- any, any logical person knows that's not true.
None? Why is that?
Well, what a surprise.
Yeah, it's just, it's so stupid.
Breaking, two Van Gogh paintings souped hours after Phoebe and Anna are sentenced.
So these are more people that have just tried to damage paintings again.
Let's take a look at it.
Government policy.
Well.
Up to sustain the threat of outfakes, helpless headlines, and the result in political pressure.
Future generations will regard these prisoners of conscience to be on the right side of
history.
Well.
Phoebe and Anna have got some some some cellmates now what a bunch of fucking idiots. That's fine put them in jail, too
There it is. Yeah, I think that's fine. They want to go and fuck their life up over this go ahead
Have fun. Yeah five years for that absolutely
You're committing a crime. You're trying to destroy priceless art
This is not something you have the right to destroy put them in fucking jail
No reason to tolerate this behavior
absolutely yes and they know it they know their committee this is an oh I'm
accidentally speeding in it I'm doing 45 in a 35 mile an hour zone ah ha right
yeah no you know what you're doing you know this paintings can be fixed easily
well hey they'll probably live for five more years after that they after they
get out of jail. I mean, hey, the thing is that if you destroy something like this, I'm
sorry, I don't really have a lot of sympathy for you. To be fair, that painting is mid.
Look, that's, it's kind of funny for me to think of somebody who's a protester, and
he's just protesting because he doesn't like the art. You know, there's no grand
design for this, there's nothing else. Yeah, he just doesn't like the art. Yeah, he's
Yeah, this stuff sucks. I'm gonna destroy it all. Yeah, that's it. Yeah, it's really kind of funny for me to think of that
But yeah destroying a natural treasure. Yeah, exactly. Was there glass to protect it? I think so. I don't even understand the logic
Why are they trying to destroy priceless art? Is this meant to support their cause?
It just gets a lot of attention and I think that like again, you can always find a reasoning for something like this, but
Man, the biggest clowns in the industry.
I feel like Just Stop Oil is being funded by Shell and Exxon.
I'm gonna be honest.
I really think so.
That'd be logic, yeah, I think so.
Cause like, there's nobody who can be this obnoxious and annoying.
And by the way, I wanna say again, who is it that's doing it?
Who's doing it?
Board upper middle class white people.
single fucking time. There it is. Oh my god. You know, classic privilege, white people?
Yeah. Man. Don't try to understand, their brain's not working. The tossing soup on the painter
glass, the paintings behind the glass, yeah, it's just, the court knows it's behind the
glass. This is nothing more than a public nuisance, but it does not warrant a prison
sentence. So they're tossing their paintings behind glass. This flash got
how performative outrage. I was over the top. Why should we allow people like this
to exist in society freely? Why should like, here's the question, right? Is that
if a person has shown, has decided and shown themselves to be willing to
commit crime and destroy things, why should we allow that person to
exist in society? Yeah, I'm like, where's the where's the
moral obligation here? Because I think that any sort of like
ethical evaluation of this type of thinking immediately will fall
apart. You've been outside of glass? No, no, no, I mean, why
should we allow a person like that? To exist in society? Very
simple question. Why allow it to happen? Answer your
question? I wasn't asking you. I don't know who you are.
Answer a question? Yeah.
Always scared to answer.
That's because the reason why people like this are scared to answer is because they know that there's no moral high ground for this.
It's not ethical, it's not morally justifiable, it's not in any way acceptable.
And the moment, the reason why it becomes easy to understand is that they only look at it from a direction that is presupposing that they're right.
Uh, does it matter? There are no consequence of anything if Beg's more copycats to come across and do dumb shit to a pan of glass knowing there's no permanence for their action?
Well, there is permanence for their actions because they go to jail.
Does it matter? Well, of course it matters because they did something that they weren't supposed to do.
There are no consequence? Well then why not put them in jail? If anything, it Beg's more copycat.
Uh, no it doesn't because they don't want to go to jail.
I-I'm not, like, how do you- I don't even underst- how- what?
None of this even makes sense to me. What is he even talking about?
I'm so confused.
Yeah, Contrarian? I guess so, right?
He answered his own question. Yeah.
I think.
I'm just so... I don't know what to think about this.
Yeah, I'm just gonna clean that up. I'll give him...
I'll give him one more chance to like, respond, but I want to move on.
Vandalism is vandalism, regardless of the cost of what you're vandalizing?
Yeah, I think so too.
Maybe they're lost in Convo? No, it's okay. I'll give the person one more response and then we'll move on.
Help museums not crack down on the soup issue because people will always find ways to get through different systems.
Like that's just the way it goes with anything.
The moment they toss a brick at the painting, I'll agree. Until then, it's performative outrage over nothing.
Yeah, the person's not responding to it because they know that it's not really defensible at all.
at all and uh yeah you talk to me co-gina game yeah it's just some other random stuff
paintings aren't real uh those are reproductions you're getting emotional about this um i'm not
emotional at all about it i mean like i'm just saying this is what happens right it's like
for example like if i walk in my house and i see there's like garbage in my house
or like you know something like a dead animal in my house i would take it and throw it
outside i'm not emotional about that it's just that's what you do you're just throwing
garbage one. Yeah, it's not a big deal at all.
The argument was, since nothing was actually damaged, that makes it okay. They're wrong.
Yeah, that's stupid. But anyway, this is a huge W, massive W, and I think they should
put these people in jail too. And if they keep doing it, and they just give them
longer sentences over and over, then they'll stop doing it. It's that simple.
Yep
It's that's a boy this is so easy to deal with that
Let me see here
Western developers. Oh my god. Oh my fucking god. How is this so good?
Gotta carry them all I know this is amazing. I don't even know what to say
Yeah pulling up for a second. I can answer that even though I agree with you
I give you an answer why a person like that should exist in society. I don't want to waste my time with that
Yeah, I'm just gonna time you out, but man poor Sisyphus and it's accurate too. That's what's so funny about it
Holy fuck
Second yeah, let me see the rest of this. I shouldn't be white though. I don't know
Square Enix back to its root. Tifa's Bahamut skin and Final Fantasy 7
nice
Yeah, what a surprise
This looks like it comes straight out of like stellar blade or something. So yeah great and
We need more content like this. I think this is this is amazing. Absolutely
See mother god. Yep. Ghost of Yotai has done literally nothing yet. Everybody is freaking out
Let me see
Do you agree? This is another one from a PlayStation boss the game has only released a singular trailer yet
We're having so many discussions on whether or not the game will meet our standards based on things that do not directly relate to the
Game itself genuinely. It's weird
You will have discussions going on about the link of a voice actor
former Sony employees are saying don't like it, don't buy it. Meanwhile actual devs haven't said a word.
So this is where the concern comes from.
The concern comes from the fact that the lead actress who
is like, I guess voicing and like, you know, being the character in the game has a bunch of
retarded opinions. I'll just say it. She's one of the people that's talking about how police is white supremacy.
You know and she wants to abolish the police absolute fucking like retard opinion that no normal person would have right and
A number of other issues as well, but I think that's probably the best and easiest thing to look at right
Humongous retard right a hundred percent. So when you see something like that happening
It makes people concerned
Because they say wow this person is deranged and delusional
I'm worried that this could affect the game
Don't care about that. I don't really care about that either
I don't think it's a big deal
But it's undeniable that people that have had these types of like extreme world views have used video games in the past 10 years as
Vehicles to push those world views. So when somebody sees a person who has these like weird extreme world views
And then they see them in a video game. They think to themselves. Oh fuck. I hope this isn't gonna happen
You see what I'm saying?
It's a pattern.
Yeah, it's like humans are programmed to develop pattern recognition.
Right?
The easiest tell that you can see exactly.
A voice actor does not influence shit about the game.
I'm not, this is what my opinion is about it.
I don't give a fuck what she thinks.
I said the same thing about Harry Potter.
Like I remember I was going to look up what JK Rowling said about trans people and
And then half way through thinking about looking it up, I thought to myself, this is an author.
She's not a scientist.
She's not a sociologist.
She doesn't have any background in this.
Why am I going to look up what her opinions on trans people are?
I don't care.
And I just stopped doing it immediately.
I don't even know.
I think she thinks that they're not the same as real women or something like that.
Like a turf type thing.
But other than that, I'm really not even sure.
Just as common sense.
Well, that's not common on Twitter, apparently.
So yeah, it's not about their influence on a game.
When you have a choice of a VA,
why choose someone who has deranged views?
Exactly.
And so this is the way that people see it.
It's not about their influence on the game.
It's when you have a choice of voice actor.
Why choose someone who has deranged views?
You think, hmm, maybe these views
aren't deranged to the hires.
That's right.
And that's why people are concerned and worried about it.
I don't think that that concern has any foundation right now.
But I think that it's also unfair to say that the concern will not have any foundation.
Given things that have happened historically with games and people trying to put their agendas in games over the past 10 years.
So that's my perspective.
That's how I see it. It's a mining canary. It is. It's a mining canary.
And it doesn't mean anything really that much, but it's a very important point on the graph that people should look at.
People are incapable of differentiating between art and artist.
Well, I feel like a lot of art artists try to put themselves into the art, right?
And that's the issue.
Same with celebrities and forcing politicians, who cares?
A lot of people do, unfortunately.
So, yeah.
She also voices Skector and Mortal Kombat 1, which is a sweet baby ink game.
Yeah, but that's not, she didn't decide to hire a sweet baby.
So why are people in a panic when they have nothing to go off of if they're scared of DEI previously look at the previous game
It's the same exact people that made the samurai game we benchmark Ubisoft with so until proven otherwise
Let's relax and wait for something real gameplay story wise other than hypotheticals. I
Agree with you. I don't think that we should act like this game is going to be bad either
There's no there's no reason to do that yet
However, I can see why people are doing it.
Of course you can see why people are doing it.
Like, if you can't understand another person's thought process,
then you can never understand, like, that point of view.
And so you're fighting against something you don't understand.
People are a lot of opinions without being demonized, deranged as subjective.
To stop people from getting a job because of worldviews is very dangerous.
I agree with you, but those people do it all the time
These are this these are the exact people who would be on the forefront of a cancel mob for somebody who said something that they disagreed with
So you can't be surprised that when you're in a circus other people pretend to be clowns
That's what happens. And I think that also if somebody would do something to you you should do it to them first
Yeah, never let never never take the high road never turn the other cheek
Always match with force and if anything do it worse than they did
That's my perspective never let people bully you around
She really wants the police to have no jobs like what yeah, I mean if this isn't
It's not like a normal opinion right it's crazy
So we want some viral cops. Let's be real, this is only acceptable because it's a Sony game
and this was a Ubisoft game with the same name. Everybody here will be raging. You're right.
Well, that makes sense though, right? Because Ubisoft has had a history of making bad games
and Sony with Ghost of Tsushima did not have a history of making bad games. So people are
giving it the benefit of the doubt because of its prior reputation. I think that actually
means a lot, right? Because that kind of goes into what I was saying about how like reputation
matters a lot. And things that are perceived as like being bad, if you if you have like a bad
reputation, could be overcome if you didn't. If anything, let's be mad at her and not the fucking
game devs. Well, I think so too. The sub will constantly talk about how other subs are Gekko
Chambers while being one themselves. Every sub is an echo chamber. Completely agree if they
gender swap an existing lore change, it pisses me off, but it's alright to burn it down.
But if they make a new original story with a female lead, I'm completely okay with it.
Yeah, I don't really give a shit that much like as I said, I'd rather play as a guy, you know as a guy, but other than that, I really just don't really give a fuck that much, right?
Let's see here, Gen-Gender Swamp King Arthur. Yeah, I don't know about that. First one was great. Second one probably will be too. If it's a good game, I'll play it. Yeah, I think that's the case for everything.
So yeah, a lot of people that want this game to be at least as good as Ghost of Tsushima, that's all.
This sub had 10 plus posts about the voice actors' political views.
I just think that, um, I think that it's unreasonable for people to act like the concerns that people have about a voice actor having these like super extreme opinions are completely irrelevant.
Because if you hire somebody, they've probably done diligence into what this person's worldviews are.
And so if you're okay with hiring a person that has these types of extreme world views
It is potentially concerning because maybe you think the same thing and you're going to make the game a vehicle to push those world views
And I don't even really know if this is true. I think it probably won't be
But that's what people think and if you don't understand that logic. I'm sorry, but you're misunderstanding the whole problem
You see what I'm saying? Western devs are to be true. Sucker punch less likely. We'll see what happens.
But yeah, I'm not really out on the game or anything like that.
Former PlayStation boss is a message for Ghosts of Yotai haters. It's a game, an entertainment, a story of creators believing they want to do this.
It's a game. If you don't like it, don't buy it. In fact, why not make a game you want for yourself?
Um, I'm not sure how often if you don't like it don't buy it works. I feel like it never works
Yeah, I'm gonna be honest. I think it basically never works
Nexus mods deleting a mod whitewashing a character and God were right now. No, I didn't see them
I'd have to look and see
She's also the face of main character. Not just the voice. Yeah, there's that too
guys
This is what's going to happen by the way
I genuinely think this is a bloodthirsty beast and people are only seeing it now. It's like, oh, it's so cute now
It's gonna kill somebody bro. Yeah mood hang. Yeah, exactly, bro
Like two or three years from now. You're gonna read the headline, you know beloved mood dang
kills, you know
The the handler a person that got too close something like that or like drastically injures somebody and it's gonna enter
it's evil arc yeah the kid yeah there you go it's not even its final form
exactly is Kratos next to be replaced surely there's a pattern here what is
this hello yeah I I know yeah I know mm-hmm all right yeah exactly mm-hmm
All right, I'll let him know. I'll talk to you later
Yeah, bye
Yeah, okay, I'll call you about it later
Yeah, bye
My dad said that hippos kill more people in Africa than crocodiles do and so yeah true
That's the baby one. Absolutely. Look at him, bro
Look at him. He's biting like this or she it it's by the yeah, bro
scary but it's a pygmy it's gonna do the best it can you don't do the best it
can how about that mood dang is they gonna kill anybody besides children it's
the type of other won't get huge it's a smurf hippo all right all right all right
maybe it'll just injure somebody soon we'll see what happens auntie's a whore
auntie's a whore what is this auntie's I don't know what the I guess this is
like dude girl maybe yeah I'm not even I'm not certain yeah before and after oh
oh okay so yeah I guess that makes sense I didn't play the new ratchet and
clank I haven't played any of these fucking games honestly I have no idea but
yeah enabling bad behavior true sad news for gamers Hideo Kojima will no
longer be continuing his role as Hideo Kojima it was an honor to voice
Sibiyokajima. Will you continue with this role in the future? No. Jesus Christ.
So where is this? Okay, this is the big post. Oh God. So let me see if I can pull all of this out
and we can talk about everything here. Okay, so let's actually take five or ten minutes here,
probably a little bit longer realistically, and I will go over everything about the voice actress,
because this has been a very big topic. A lot of people have wanted me to talk about this.
We are now going to talk about it. So the new game goes to two hours. It's not going to be
two hours, guys. It's going to be one hour and 53 minutes. So anyway, the actress for this game,
I'll go back. I'll read it. Ghost of Yotai is a progressive activist known for hating the
police and telling straight women who disagree with LGBT to log off is not just the voice actor for
the game she is also the face and motion capture for the new sucker punch title it's an asset ready
to save money and this is the person right here i will say before i say anything else about this
i think like her build her facial structure like just the way that she looks if i was going to
think of what does a female you know samurai Bushido like whatever you want to
call it like some female warrior in like feudal Japan look like I would say
basically her I do I think that I think she definitely fucking fits it it's good
casting yeah it's definitely good casting and so that being said let's move
on so she does have some pretty let's read some of these here I also can't
help but notice the article focused on the mechanics of our game and not which
Pokemon is most fuckable which we spent far more time on that episode but it's
fine am I the only person who I think this is funny I think this is this is I
mean we talked about this with uh yeah this is funny it's out of context
yeah who cares it's just goofing around yeah it's low-punny by the way for
Sure, um, uh, fat man, I caught a Pokemon.
Oh no, Joker.
Oh no.
Yeah, it's Vaporeon, Gardevoir, or low punny, right?
Everybody knows that.
Abolish the police.
It's unconscionable to allow this racist institution
to terrorize the citizens that they're sworn to protect.
Abolish the police.
So this is obviously retarded and anybody who thinks this is dumb.
That's just all there is to it.
It's just stupid.
Literally that simple. Look, it's now time to reach across the aisle to Trump supporters
and tell them fuck racism and homophobia and fascism. That's not a difference of political
ideology that's oppression and we reject it. Okay, she doesn't like Donald Trump. Great.
Drunk guy got right up in my space at the arcade to ask, are you single while I was
playing a rhythm game? I shouted, dude, if you bother me again while I'm playing
a game, I'll kick your fucking ass. As my girlfriend and a femme fatale walked up
flank me haven't seen him since I okay I I'm gonna be honest the only one that I
think is stupid is this like wow she has a stupid political opinion this is the
only one that's like really that bad and also by the way I bet she didn't yell
at him or something like that it's like we weren't here we didn't see this
reaction I mean who the fuck knows so yeah r slash that happened exactly and
so let's see here some details being discussed the voice actor pushed to be
part of the role the developers want to expand on LGBT on binary themes for the
first game but take even farther it's possible that the main character will
have a romance with other women I don't owe about like her being I really don't
know about that I'd have to wait and see yeah that hasn't happened and I
I don't think there's enough evidence for it.
She's also in Dragon Age New Vale Guard.
Hearing that not only there's gonna be an option
for me to be trans or non-binary in the game,
but also played by a person I admire
who navigates the world in their daily life
is a huge step for my community.
So her being a voice actress in Dragon Age Vale Guard
is a point of problematic behavior, okay?
No one's showing the facts.
Here's more mainstream journalists
who are already attacking the original game
to praise the new female lead.
so that's the information and that's what people know about it
is this person problematic
is this an issue
i think this is stupid
and i think the people that think like this are stupid
but i don't care
because she's reading the lines that they give her
and i think that she fits a decent physical archetype of what a female
you know japanese warrior would be
i don't really give a shit about this
so when i've said before i don't care about the political opinions of actors
or actresses or things like that
a lot of people who say that mean that
they're trying to justify bad political views that they agree with
when i say i don't care
i actually mean it
i legitimately do not give a fuck
and so if she's got a bunch of dumb fucking opinions
then that's fine
think whatever you want
just don't put it in the game.
But they are trying to push an agenda.
We don't know enough about the game in order to know that.
I think that it's fair for people to be trepidatious
about it and to be worried like,
oh wow, I'm concerned that they might push an agenda.
If you're one of the people that's thinking,
I'm worried that because they're hiring this person,
this could indicate they're trying
to push this type of agenda.
I think it's fine for you to have that viewpoint,
But it's also important for you to contextualize that around this is simply pattern recognition, and it's not based on any information.
This is like a worry that I have, it's a concern that I have, and it's not based off of anything. Does that make sense?
Sure, yeah, wait and see. I can see why people are upset about this, of course.
But I don't think that there's enough data right now to get upset about it, or like get that mad.
Americans really need something more important to worry about.
I mean it's people all over the world that are like this, right?
And there's the difference between the concern and people automatically condemning it if it's woke though, which is going a bit too far.
Well, I'm not doing that. That's fine. I mean, I'm not doing that.
I'll be playing on Japanese dub, English dub. I liked it for Toshima anyway. I did like for Toshima anyway.
That way I completely bypass her altogether, so it doesn't matter. I mean, it's her face for the character, but okay.
If the game is good, it won't matter. True.
Please let the game actually be good.
This is the 10th post about this person on the subreddit. Yes.
That's why I wanted to address it because a lot of people have wanted to talk about it,
and they've wanted me to talk about it. But yeah, that's my opinion about her.
Yeah. That's it. That's pretty much what I think.
I think that people, it's fair for people to be concerned, but
I'm not really that worried about it until I see more of the game.
Yeah, that's it. So actually 15 minutes exactly she just shuts fuck up and a
little more and don't answer bullshit we don't know anything about yeah I think
just wait and see what happens and see what happens with the game. Has she
blocked you on Twitter yet? Surprisingly no but I'm sure that will change
after she sees this video even though I'm like kind of you know more
ambivalent me defending her I can see people like this probably getting
their feelings hurt anyway. But yeah, there are, are there, there are pronouns in some
of the developer's profile for the game? Yeah, for sure. And like, I think it's fair to be
concerned about stuff like that. But at the same time, it's, it's not enough for me to
say that the game could be problematic, because there's a lot of games that are
made by people with pronouns in their bio, and we like the games. Who cares? Well,
a lot of people care because it's an indicator of an ideology they don't agree
with. It's pretty simple, right? I mean, it's easy to see why
somebody would care about that. Yeah, dangerous ideology. Well,
regardless of whether you think it's dangerous or not, all I'm
doing is I'm trying to you have to understand what other people
are thinking, right? Like you can't just like go and like
just talk to yourself and oh yeah, this is what I think it
should be. No, I think it's important to make sure that
you're you're talking and you're thinking about
reality. That's all. Basically, people jumping the gun on being angry. Yeah. Right. That's
it. Let's see here. 2004, 2025. Fable, Doom, Grand Theft Auto, Metroid Prime, Met, Wow.
Damn, all these, that's actually weird. What the fuck? Yeah, I, okay. I didn't realize
I knew that 2004 was a really big game, or a big year, but I didn't know it was like this.
Living in a simulation? Yeah, this is nuts. Let me see here.
Uh, is this Asmongold? Anytime I complain to my husband that we don't have anything
to eat in this house. It's so stupid! It's so fucking dumb!
Okay, let's see here. Um, putting pronouns is no different than putting your race down
in America know what the country does this it's a social construct that we
created it's uninherently dangerous um I think that the I don't think that people
look at it as like dangerous but they view it as an indicator of an ideology
they don't agree with and they find to be problematic like it dangerous
probably isn't the word that I would use they just don't like the ideology
it's a worldview yeah they think it's a bad worldview and they don't like
it. It's that simple. I find it stupid. Sometimes, yeah. And forcing people to do it and then
shaming them for not doing it. Yeah, I think that's the issue that a lot of people have.
Well, it's illegal and actually punishable by death in other countries. Oh yeah, but I
don't think we're talking about those. The enemy was inside the house all along.
What's this?
In the U.S., there's 11 ingredients. In the U.K., there's three, and salt is
optional. An ingredient called Domethylpolysiloxane is an ingredient preserved with formaldehyde.
That tastes so good, man. Neurotoxin. Oh. This is Skittles. Notice the long list of
ingredient differences. 10 artificial dyes in the US version. No, no, which one tastes better, though.
Like, I don't know. I don't want to hear this. Like, unless I get to taste test them,
like, what do these chemicals really taste like? And titanium dioxide. This ingredient is banned
in Europe because it can cause titanium dioxide in skittles? What? DNA damage artificial dyes
are made from petroleum and products containing these dyes require a warning label in Europe
and they have been linked to cancer and disruptions in the immune system. This on the screen back
here is Gatorade. In the U.S. they use red 40 and caramel color. In Germany they don't. They
They use carrot and sweet potatoes to color their data rate.
This is Doritos.
The US version has three different artificial dyes and MSG.
The UK version does not.
General Mills is definitely playing some tricks on us.
They launched a new version of tricks just recently
in Australia.
Oh, good one.
It has no dyes.
They even advertised that when the US version still does.
This is why I became a food activist.
My name is Vani Hari, and I only want one thing.
I want Americans to be treated the same way
as citizens in other countries
by our own American companies.
Well, wow.
I'm gonna be honest, I think she cooked, man.
I do.
Yeah, she's right.
And also, if you want Americans to be treated the same,
do you wanna know why they do that in Germany and Australia?
it's because they're legally obligated to do it in Germany and Australia.
It's not like the companies do that because they like Germany more and they want to give Americans cancer.
It's because they've paid enough money in America to give people cancer.
So if people are unhappy with this, they should definitely look at holding the companies accountable
and then holding politicians accountable for taking lobbying money
and then advocating against these things here.
That's what needs to happen.
She's completely fucking right about this.
Yeah, so they're not breaking laws?
Exactly, well then change the laws.
So if the problem is they're not breaking laws,
then just change the law to where they are breaking it
so they can't do it anymore.
It's easy.
Like that's how you make rules.
Of course, right?
And Europe lobbying is called bribing, yeah.
They will not change it.
If they change it, Americans will not buy it anymore
because it doesn't taste great anymore.
We want cancer, they need to understand that.
I don't know.
But I think that definitely making something that's unhealthy and, you know, is like proven to be like poisonous is bad, you know?
Imagine that.
How do we end up as become the most sensible person on the internet?
Oh, I mean, that's not what the internet would say.
Yeah, they don't think I'm sensible at all. They think I'm fucking crazy.
So yeah, we crave the cancer. Absolutely.
Belior taste in American food and says it tastes like dog shit.
Well it could be that he's used to it and I bet maybe if I go to the UK and I taste the UK's food
I think it's dog shit too. It's really just hard to say
Yeah, but the money tastes better, right? Money usually doesn't taste very good. I've tried eating it before
Imagine sugar back in our soft drinks. Dr. Pepper with sugar is 100% better. I actually have some of those
I thought I didn't but actually
So basically remember how I told you guys I found a dead rat in my house
So in the process of having the dead finding the dead rat in my house
I
Cleaned up a lot of my house. I
Had to because I was like looking frantically. I was like where is this fucking thing?
I don't want to have to get woken up by the smell of this fucking dead animal again in the house
And so I cleaned up. I didn't even realize this
But I still have some of the dr. Pepper with like cane sugar soda
And it was buried under like five layers of boxes
So I don't even know how old it is, but I'm gonna drink it later on today. Yeah, it's it's from yeah, it's from the year
1876
That's a treasure exactly. I found some loot out of it, but yeah, like I
so basically
my entire floor was
Garbage bags and shopping bags like you couldn't even see the carpet and
Like now you can see a lot of the carpet
I cleaned up a lot of the fucking house in order to find that fucking rat.
I was pissed and I did find him by the way I got his ass.
I took him, I threw him out in the street.
Jews of Accu? No.
No, there's no reason to.
But that's it, auction it.
Vintage Dr. Pepper.
I guess so.
House tour now?
Well no, it's not really cleaned up,
but I did have to clean a lot of stuff up to find it.
Least attractive feature.
What's this?
What is your partner's least attractive feature?
Um, probably your lower back hair.
I knew you were gonna say that.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, you're like a monkey, dude.
All right, well, she's North.
What do you think about her?
She's the best.
Um, probably that he's a man.
I'm not gay.
Right, yeah, I'm not gay either.
So us being together.
Yeah.
But what is your partner's least attractive?
Probably her vagina?
I'm gay.
I prefer penis.
And I don't like his penis because I'm a lesbian.
I hate your penis.
I don't like your penis.
It's not the way I want to have sex.
This is so smart.
Sorry, he isn't on a date, right?
What?
No.
No?
No.
What's your partner's least attractive?
Well, I don't like anything about her,
but she's not a man.
I'm a dance.
And I am gay.
I'm also a liar.
I lie to you.
I don't like penis.
I don't like his balls.
Who's talking to you?
Yes.
Are you a dance?
No.
What's your partner's least attractive?
Nothing.
My sister's perfect.
I love everything about my brother.
Higers, snakes, slombats, higers, fish,
different kinds of fish.
This is actually good.
I'm gonna be honest. Like usually some of these are dumb, this is so good.
Like they had me, I was thinking, I was like wait a minute, like what the fuck?
But then I realized, yeah, it's a scam.
And uh, Sweet Home Alabama, I guess so man.
Those videos of L.A.B. drinking old soda, not sure you wanna do that, you might get sick.
No, of course I would never do that.
Uh, like the Crystal Pepsi one? Yeah, I remember that.
Uh, but no, it was just probably from like a few months ago, that's all I just don't remember getting it.
Former Sony Head Responses Complaint with Us Gachima. Yeah, that's another thing
Almost every game journalist look at this newspaper. Ah, the journalist seems like they've never worked a day in their life
So many basic errors
Okay, good the new expansion the layer coming in
Empire of the ants. Oh my fucking god
Guys I already had this game in my house. I did
I showed y'all this, look, look.
Yeah.
Well, I had the early release.
I've had the alpha and the beta edition
for Empire of the Ants for years.
Did you patent it?
Yeah, I think actually,
I think they owe me royalties now, don't they?
Or like some sort of,
I must have like the copyright on like ants or something.
Yeah, they should probably give me some percentage
of the sales.
It's a remaster, I guess so.
Thank God there weren't termites. Oh, yeah. No, it was a big issue. It was like just like two dozen a lot as long time ago
The day be right. Oh my god
so um
Let me see if I can find this here
fantastic
The makers of the day before are back
Everyone deserves a second chance
We deeply apologize to everyone for the day before and take full responsibility for what happened
Check out our plan
Fantastic 2.0 where we share how we'll fix our past mistakes and are preparing to return better. Oh
Boy, you really need to get sued. I cannot believe you had the audacity to ask for more wait
They're asking for money
The plan for recovery I have to download a PDF. I'm not downloading a fucking account. I'm not downloading anything from this this company
No, yeah, there's nothing from this website is going on my fucking computer. Okay
What's this here? What's changed since the closure and why'd you just then decide to return? Oh, I know why money?
How's the change team changed? So they actually have a Kickstarter now and they want to keep going
Where is the Kickstarter? I want to see it. 21 hours ago. $500? 25 retards. How do you...
Wait, is this... this isn't... wait, this isn't fan... Oh, it is. It is. It is fantastic. Sorry,
I was confused. Introducing Escape Factory. Oh, Fall Guys. Yeah, okay, got it. So,
So they're moving around. Yeah. Yeah. So it's like, okay. So they're making fall guys. Oh, wow. Oh, wow. Look at that. That's crazy. They probably paid themselves to boost it. I guess so.
So they're making this new game. And so basically instead of stealing things from the Unreal Assets store, they're stealing assets from Pixar now with the Minions.
So that's cute and they've already raised $500 reduced for this new game.
Looks like a shit game honestly so that's pretty disgusting.
In before the move all dogs go to heaven and there were some dogs that went to hell.
Ha ha ha.
What exactly happened with the day before?
After an unsuccessful launch of the game we were unable to continue development due
to financial losses.
Among the factors that led to the failure were overly ambitious goals with a low
in the budget, a team with no AAA experience, and excessive marketing, which we deeply regret.
Man. Oh, man. Well, and also, by the way, I want to say that we returned the funds to
all players. So, you returned the funds to all players because Steam did that. Steam
did the refund. They didn't do the refund. Steam did the refund. So unless I see Garin fucking teed
that you asked Steam to initiate the refund, I will not trust you. I'm sorry. And publisher? Yeah,
they were forced to. Because they did have a big publisher. Steam did it? Yeah, exactly.
This game was Concord of 2023. Except it didn't have a billion dollar budget.
but it was just about as good. And actually that's not true. The day before had
more players than Concord. This is so crazy to think of. The day before was
like infinitely more successful than Concord was. Holy fuck that's right I
know. That's scary. Concord was a was a function in game though. I mean it, hey
Everybody has pros and cons right publisher wasn't big publisher was from mobile gaming
That's the reason why they failed well the reason why they failed is they made here's a picture of Moe Deng
It's oh god
Jesus okay, um well you're gonna love this so yes one of the biggest scammers in the games industry
The people that made the day before which is a game that promised a they promised the world and they delivered
Uhhh, like car alarms.
Like there were, I remember all the alarms they had,
like everything had an alarm going, nothing, yeah basically shit.
Now that's it. And that delivered fuck all, yeah.
And Steam actually refunded everybody's money. That's how bad it was.
The day before developers are back and they want forgiveness
and they want your money. Oh my god.
unbelievable. This is a level of shamelessness that I'll be honest with you
guys. I'm kind of impressed by. Most people do not have the audacity to be this fucking
shameless. But here we are. The PR for the game was peak though. Well I mean
people really wanted to see it happen but it just wasn't very good. Shameless
with crazy protesters. Yeah it's honestly impressive that they're willing to do
this so they're asking for another chance and they've already had $500 given to
them that's what's crazy to me about it is that anybody would have given this
any money unbelievable fool me once shame on you fool me twice shame on me
hey we don't get fooled again so yeah oh somebody made this of me this was
really good. I'm impressed. Look at this. Yeah, bro, I look like a boss from Bloodborne.
It's awesome. It is. This is so good. Yes, you said that's an avatar. This is what I'm
talking. Yeah, by the way, people say that I think water tastes bad. The only water
that taste bad is bottled water. I like drinking tap water because it has more
glass and fecal matter and dead animals in it and it has a better taste to it. I'm
being serious I just drink tap water all the time I don't drink bottled water
yeah that's it more flavor to it yeah it does it has more flavor.
Saccharide doesn't like water either yeah how'd you take these exclusive photos
of Asmongold just normal drawing of Asmongold 10 out of 10 this would
go hard in the house of torment game. Is this pre or post-dead rat war? I will never sleep
again. Accurate. Very accurate. Do me. Thinking for yourself. Others thinking for you. Good
one. The worms and shit coming out of his eyes. Oh my god. Yeah, it's really good,
man. Yeah, I was very impressed by this. You'd love Mexican tap water? Yeah, I've
heard about that. And, uh, man, loves this war. I've been tap water. Absolutely.
Now that's why I have my brain be calcified so I can't actually activate my third eye
and see that Hillary Clinton is trying to kill me.
But yeah, I did see it.
I'm just crunching.
Yeah, I think it's cool.
The art was very badass.
Let me see if I can look at the rest of these two, actually.
Let's see.
Oh.
So I'm sure this comes as a complete coincidence, but a few days after the announcement of the
near-automata or automata, I don't know how to say it, collab where you can play as 2B
in Stellar Blade, they have redone the physics of the skirts in the game.
It seems like this is, yeah, just a pretty interesting coincidence here.
up yeah wow there we go guys zoom in yeah looks interesting it's a good game
it's worth playing I would say it is don't forget yeah and they also at the
same time what's really weird is they added in photo mode too isn't that
crazy so they're adding in to be the skirt physics and photo mode wow how
How about that?
Hey, that's something that's crazy, right?
Game's still expensive?
I don't know.
But yeah, then there's also Star Wars Outlaws is still trying to post.
They're still trying to post.
They're trying to save themselves, man.
They're trying to do everything that they can.
They're trying to like, guys, guys, it's going to keep happening.
Have you seen Witchfire?
I have.
I haven't seen that.
And, uh, pathetic. It's sad. This is Ubisoft's Concord? No, it's not. Their Concord doesn't come out until February.
I think Assassin's Creed is going to be a lot worse. That's what I would say. See if I can find this. This thing got deleted. Ooh.
Never mind. I can't even show that. Uh, fuck. Let me see if I can find the rest of this.
Oh, um, uh, there was a guy in face, he announced a $2 million operation to prove that pigeons
work for the government.
He says after three works of working on the operation, three months, him and his team
have found absolutely nothing to prove that they work for the government, and it was
a complete waste of money.
Well, you know, he got outsmarted by the birds, man.
I guess that must be it.
I'm shocked, I guess so, fake news.
I have a feeling that it's probably bullshit, but it's still really funny to talk about.
They got paid by the government to say that.
Oh, you think maybe the government paid them off to say they didn't find anything?
Well, that's a good idea.
Uh, me and SJC striving to SF tomorrow the Troll Squad are for the weekend.
Oh my fucking god.
Actual AAA pirate game, I saw this already.
Ubisoft strikes again.
Bruh, who is writing these corny-ass lines at Ubisoft headquarters?
What is this?
I wanna see this, but I wanna see the audio.
Okay, Rainbow Six wheelchair guy.
Okay, we've got it.
Are you guys ready?
Because I'm not.
Here we go.
Oh, it's a girl.
So you're telling me that this woman can have two fully, fully controlled autonomous robots
that move, walk, and shoot like people, but she can't have the legs herself?
So you can have a fully operational robot that walks around, but you can't have her with
legs that walk around.
See this is the problem with a lot of these types of inclusion of characters with disabilities
is that it's so surface level performative that you can immediately tell that no creativity
went into this other than the self-aggrandizement of the people who made it, trying to make themselves
sound and feel like they're doing a good thing. It's not even authorized chair. Yeah. And also,
wait a minute. Yeah, it's not even... She's got to roll...
Things change, though.
She's rolling her own chair around? You're telling me that this fucking, like, bro,
razor made this wheelchair it would be like $40,000. This is nuts! What is this? This is a fucking
an elite gamer chair. I don't even understand this. She changed the... it's ridiculous!
She's trans also. I'm not sure about that. Doesn't say anything about that.
Her counter stares. You're telling me that she can build walking military grade shooting
robots but not a self-driving wheelchair. What's next? A blind sniper? The wheelchair is a reference
to the state of the game. The fuck is this game now? Tom Clancy's coffin spinning all the way to
the Earth's core. At this point, it's changed the name of this game. It has nothing to do with
Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six. Invent robots? Yes. Invent exosuit? No. Exactly. Why not give the
person an exosuit? Like for example, do you want to hear a really good example of diversity?
how diversity is done right in the fantasy universe. This is how you do diversity right.
So basically, when a space marine is injured and their body is damaged so much beyond repair,
if their devotion to the emperor and the cause is deemed to be worthy enough,
they will go through a transformation process to take the remaining parts of their body,
to then have them fused permanently with the metal to become an instrument of war a dreadnaught in service
of the emperor of mankind or you can have this it's not even close what are you talking about
it's just sad it's so fucking sad bro oh my god that's too ambitious for ubisoft i know it's
embarrassing I know why doesn't one of the robots push her great question really
good question man also like don't you have Wi-Fi why would you be like because
the odds are this is where this is the way I think this character will probably
play the character will probably play kind of like Abathur and Heroes of the
storm if you played that where it's like the actual unit itself is weak but then
the NPCs they control were powerful so it's like what does this tell you it's
basically like you have to go find the person in a wheelchair and then shoot
them because they're easy to kill it's just her robots oh so she's not even in
the game wait a minute that could be wrong no okay okay it's just the
robots. Oh man. That would have been really funny if it wasn't. Yeah, they
need to make a take down and pee by kicking it over. Jesus Christ. Okay,
anyway. Wow. What is broke? I don't even know what to say about this. We finally
got Professor X in Siege. Oh my fucking God. What a world. So she's a drone
pilot? I guess so. Yeah. I wanted to post this again, because as a handicapped person, I
hate this shit. As someone who's paralyzed in a wheelchair, this shit's more disrespecting
than anything. I speak for all wheelchair users knowing as fuck about having an operator
as a wheelchair in the game. Well, here's the thing, man, is like you ask somebody,
like any guy in a wheelchair, you'd be like, okay, do you want to be this? Or do you
want to be this. It's not even a fucking question. It's like every single person is going to fucking
say this is badass. This is awesome. It's part of the lore. And this is the issue is that the
problem is that I think that disabilities used to be incorporated into fantasy in ways that were
were like intelligent, clever, and enhanced the story. Like, Kardath Blade Fist had like,
you know, the Blade Fist, right? And then other people cut off their arms and like solidarity,
right? Steampunk, exactly. It was innovative. It was respectful. And like now, I feel like
a lot of disability inclusion with video games are, this is, dude, bro, it's so fucking
exactly yes even this guy does bro it's just so fucking sad what is this oh my
god it's ridiculous is that real yes it is it's real I just it's so outrageous
man that's not real I'm still upset about watt expansion it could have been so
good I just think this is the same I just don't think this is the same as
topscarts for example a wheelchair can be a style choice yeah but like the problem is that
i don't know about every person that's handicapped but i'll tell you this if i was handicapped
let's say i had my arm cut off would i want to have no arm or would i want to have a robot arm
like Will Smith and iRobot.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, God, I don't know.
Oh, geez. Yeah, or Bucky, right?
Yeah, exactly. The Winter Soldier.
There you go. Yeah, it's not even a fucking it's not even a question.
It'd be fucking badass.
Yeah, Darth Vader is a perfect example.
Yes. And then like also Darth Vader is such a good example because like
In the lore of Star Wars, Darth Vader's suit is actually causing him pain in a way that's unnecessary
because Palpatine wanted that to happen as like a punishment for him losing the fight
and also so he could always maintain power over Darth Vader.
So like there's all these like levels of depth and complexity to it and nowadays,
nowadays this is your representation. This is it. This is you.
Sekiro arm or Berserk? Yeah, exactly.
Inclusion was cool when in Doctor Strange the guy who was disabled was up and playing basketball because he was already healed and meaning to feature that sci-fi fantasy.
I know, man.
And, uh, you see Trump humiliating Zelensky? No, I didn't see that. I heard about it.
If someone had a wheelchair, IRL as a style choice, would it be disrespectful?
I think that it is, it's very hard to say, right?
but I think that it's basically, this is my opinion, right?
I think that the inclusion of people with disabilities
should not be focused on what they don't have.
It's on about how they are still able to contribute
and be part of a team instead.
So I think that the best way to treat somebody
with a disability is to treat them like somebody
who doesn't have a disability.
Obviously, you know there are some cases where that's not possible, but in general
I think that's the best way to humanize and to take a person like that seriously
Because like otherwise I feel like you're patronizing them
You're speaking down to them or you're infantilizing them in a way that being in a wheelchair doesn't make you a child
Being in a wheelchair doesn't make you a lesser person
You just can't fucking walk because you're fucked up
so I think that it should be like
Like representation of characters that have disabilities,
I think that you don't need to give somebody a disability and then take away their autonomy and then take away their, uh, their dignity.
I think in a lot of cases.
And I feel like giving people that have disabilities a dignified type of representation that's not just one dimensional one for one in real life
Is much more meaningful to like I would I think right? I'm not disabled really right so I don't know this
But I'm thinking I'm thinking if this was me. This is what I would want to feel
And I think that would be better
Don't understand why some of me your lips are present you I mean, I don't know it's people always like to get mad about stuff
It's not a wheelchair. It's a pimp chair. Yeah
The fact they constantly reminded of their IRL disabilities I play wow this get to escape. Yeah, exactly
And so that that's how I see it right is like it's a focus like with Warhammer
It's a focus on power autonomy and it's turned into a good thing
In this I feel like it's just very
surface level
You know look at us look how much we care about people that are disabled
It's embarrassing. I think
Let me go back and look at the rest of these. It's just virtue signaling as well. Yeah
Let's see if we can find the rest of these posts.
Unless it's Pal World.
Steam makes a move to save Pal World.
Yeah, we'll see what happens.
Guys, this is going too far.
What?
We're making a game where you play as a courier rider
in 13th century Mongolia.
No combat, just you, the horses you've tamed,
bred and trained in the vast wilderness.
Would you play this?
No.
Um, awesome game engine?
It's Unreal 5.
Oh, so you people can't develop for shit.
It makes sense, doesn't it?
Woke Studios always, always use pre-built engines
to make games because they can't build their own engines.
That's good.
Oh man, that's real good.
Oh my fucking god.
And everyone is Unreal 5 though?
Yeah, it's just, to me it's just funny
because it's stupid, right?
That's it.
more than anything else
we see if i can look through these
and funny concern is big civil war going on during the time
uh... with what i don't remember
anyway let me see what the rest of this is
baby four is back yet we already talked about that
version five point zero
pieces are pretty a lot of updates there
attitude system oh yeah the fraud that's right
and uh...
does you know how a game is made for that that's uh...
I don't dude. Here's the thing
This is just a random spammer. Oh god
Yeah, too many spams. I just for reading that person's logs
Imaginary football club makes their own football instead of making you be a normal existing football. Yeah, exactly
Oh, seven. I know people it's crazy how people do that because it's like I don't know why people spam like it doesn't make any sense to me
Yeah, it just, it doesn't make any sense to me because I can't see how anybody would want to, uh, would want to see that or like that.
What's the stupid spam? I don't know. Let me go back. I might watch this today.
Let me see what the rest of this is. Oh yeah, I was gonna watch this. Give me a minute.
Doc should be nice. I mean doc is doing pretty well like if I look up and I see
like how many people are watching him he has 18,000 people watching him he's
fighting yellow long oh god oh yeah it's actually wild like if you compared
that to twitch right and you looked at how many people on twitch have that many
viewers like he would be like right here so he would almost be on the
second row of the entire stream or on the entire website it's actually kind of
crazy that 18k is wild yeah exactly and not only is it 18k but it's 18k on
YouTube and like on YouTube 18k is insane because there's just less people
that are dynamically on the website on Twitch would be number one I think you
probably have 10 million more viewers or sorry not 10 million 10,000 more
viewers 10 million maybe not I don't think it'd be 10 million right but 10,000
more viewers yeah you should have 24k maybe but he would say million actually
yeah he did used to say that let me see what this is here so a game show for
Tokyo is tomorrow I'll look at some of the new stuff from from the game show
today let me see if I can find it because they did announce a few other games and a few other things
let me see yeah there's a handful of these unknown six not really sure how
yeah the graphics comparison maybe a couple of things that looks like not as many as I had
expected actually monster hunter looks great yeah it does being anti-ubisoft makes you far right
Man, man, that's crazy.
I guess I'm far right.
I just, where do these people come from?
As you probably know, there's been some major Ubisoft news occurring over the last 24 hours
or so.
Stuff that we also talked about in the second segment of the day yesterday.
So if you saw that, you should be in the loop with everything.
But just to recap super quick, AC Shadows has been delayed to February 25.
Ubisoft admits that outlaws is underselling, and in a message released to investors, Ubisoft
address. I don't think that underselling is I think they're
underselling the fact that they're underselling. I think that
it was a like because they're coming out with like roadmaps
tweets. They're explaining no guys, please keep playing the
game. Please play the game. Yeah, I think it's way worse
than what we'd imagine. I've never seen a company do this
in a way that was not cataclysmic, you know?
Very problematic.
There's a number of issues at the company, and outlining some changes that they're going
to try to help fix them.
This following an internal probe also going on to Ubisoft, trying to understand why the
company has been failing so massively over the last number of years.
And finally, Ubisoft CEO, Yves Guillemot, did I get the name right that time?
Oh, he's made a statement saying that Ubisoft really doesn't have an agenda.
And this particular statement has actually enraged none of it.
upset a lot of people because them saying and coming out saying that they don't have an agenda with
the game what that does is it it basically makes the concerns that you know these people that are
considered like oh in cells or whatever uh it it validates them because it says like you are
important enough for us to respond to you. Briff armature activists and similar types of journalists
that's what we're going to be going over in this video as it should be very entertaining so I
So I hope you're ready and let's enjoy.
We start with Paul Tassie, who's responding to Stefan Totilo, who said, from CEO, regarding
polarized comments around Ubisoft, I want to reaffirm that we are an entertainment first
company creating games for the broadest possible audience and our goal is not to push any
specific agenda.
We remain committed to creating games that everyone can enjoy.
That's right.
That being the statement from Yves that I mentioned earlier, and Paul Tassie responds
saying, it is embarrassing, Ubisoft is admitting, that they're actually rattled by the
Cold War stuff over Outlaws and Shadows. They're not rattled by it. The only thing that's being
rattled is their balance sheet. And if people aren't pre-ordering the game and they think the
game's going to be awful, that's really fucking bad. And it doesn't matter at a certain point,
like this is the problem, is that these companies are realizing that they, like,
you can have like an agenda with the game and as long as it doesn't like you know completely
overshadow the game people aren't really going to care but if you champion agendas and viewpoints
that are not really what your audience wants to see you're not going to sell the game it's
that simple and i think that this is becoming more true and more important as gaming becomes
more worldwide. So, like, I'll give you a really good example, Blacksmith Wukong. Blacksmith Wukong
has sold more copies than almost any other AAA game in a very long time. It's sold over 20 million
copies. And why is that? It's because they appealed to an audience of people and they met that audience
of people. And the issue is that Western values and Western journalism values, even more narrowed,
are becoming less important inside of the market of gaming, because gaming is being like it's being
outsourced or not really outsourced, but it's being exported to other parts of the world. And
this is a great thing, by the way. It's being exported to places like obviously there's the,
you know, like Korea, right? It's been gaming for a long time, but now they're more involved
socially. Now you're seeing China get involved with gaming a lot. You're seeing the Middle
Get involved with gaming tremendously right even with tournaments and stuff
You're seeing another really really big one the best fans that you can possibly fucking have in my opinion
Are the guys from South America and people in the Spanish community?
They are ride or die like I am jealous of some of the people there. Yes, they are they are crazy rabid
They're super supportive everything like that and come to Brazil. Yes, exactly Brazil goes crazy
and
So you're seeing these narratives become less important because as gaming was made basically
By the West for the West
It's going to be Western centric. It's going to have Western values
but now as we're seeing gaming become more worldwide and
Incorporate more cultures it becomes increasingly more difficult to put narrow
Western viewpoints into video games and not have them alienate other audiences.
Because the truth is that a lot of issues that the West is more progressive on,
things like trans issues, LGBT issues, women's issues, things like that, like let's
say we're at a seven, a lot of places in the world are at like a three. And so
for those people they will make a purchase decision based off of that and
they will think that it's bad. So and I'll give you this is like an example of that. So there are a
number of games in China that are like gotcha games that do not have male characters. Azura
Pramelia which is the new game that Azur Lane is making that's like kind of a mix between like
Genshin Impact and Pow World has come out and stated preemptively guys don't worry we're not
going to add male characters. So that's the way that you can see how these different companies,
like, will be affected by these audiences. Because the companies never cared about these values.
They only cared about money. And they only cared about the values to the extent that they
thought it could make them money. The moment that it's not going to make them money, they'll kick
the gay people out. Like, if Nazis took over again, they would talk about how good Nazis
aren't. That's the truth. That's what I think. And hey, if you don't believe me, ask Hugo
Boss or Henry Ford. It's not even a hypothetical.
He had more to say than that. But before we get to that, let me share my opinion on this.
Just simplifying all of these issues into culture war stuff seems like a very odd take
by Paul Tassie, because this situation involves people in Japan talking about their country
being disrespected as they're all culture. That's I mean, it is that is culture war.
It is definitely this.
I too, by a massive corporation regarding their own history.
But apparently to Paul Tassie,
all of this is just culture war stuff.
Now, if you're not familiar with Paul Tassie,
he's often been criticized in gaming circles
for numerous takes that he's made over the years
that seem dismissive of the issue people have with things
such as DEI, for example.
I think that a lot of people do that
and they try to dismiss it like it doesn't matter.
And this is probably the,
it's probably the best strategy that I think they use
is that they basically make an appeal to triviality
and they say, why do you care about this thing
that we're doing?
It's not a big deal.
And I think that a lot of people don't have
the right language to counter that type of an argumentation
because yeah, it's basically who cares.
Well, it's like, who cares?
Well, you care, you're doing it.
But people, like it's a very good strategy
because people don't see it that way.
And so that's why they do that.
It's not a big deal, then why do you do it exactly?
Back when Ubisoft issued their apology
to the Japanese community, Paul Tassie had this to say,
when the hyper force pushback to your game
is the not Japanese culture we're talking point,
of you putting a DI samurai in your game,
I would not engage with these people at all.
You have to, and this is the thing,
is that if there's enough people like this,
you have to engage with them.
Like, I bet a lot of the people in China
that are making Azar Lane, think that it's retarded,
that they won't buy characters that are male characters
and that they're gonna quit the game over that.
But at the end of the day, the customer is never wrong.
If the customer decides collectively
that they don't want this in a game, then that's it.
That's all there is to it.
There's not, it doesn't matter like what you think
or like how you think it should be
or anything like that.
you either make a product and you appeal to a market
or you don't.
And if there's enough people who don't like something
and they make that, like for example,
like I'm trying to think like a good example of this,
like a gay inclusion, right?
You're not going to just convince the Middle East
to be okay with this,
because culturally that's not what they like, right?
They're not into that.
So guess what?
If you're making a game for that company
or for that place in the world, for that audience,
and you put that in the game, you will not sell your game.
That's it.
It doesn't matter what your values are,
it matters what their values are.
And there's not an equal footing here.
The customer has all the power
and the company only has the power
to meet the customer's demand.
That's all there is to it.
When it engages people at all.
Yeah, and also they didn't engage with them.
They didn't engage with them with Star Wars Outlaws.
And I think that's what happened
is that Star Wars Outlaw came out
and the game had terrible sales, probably.
I mean, they said it
and I think again, they're downplaying it.
It had terrible sales.
And so now they see the same thing
potentially happening with Assassin's Creed
and they're freaking out.
They're worried.
Yeah, they're like, oh my God, if we do this again
we're not gonna make enough money.
So it also looks like he has a history of dismissing the issues that Japanese people
have with AC Shadows.
This is of course just one more example.
I don't want to go through all this guy's tweets, just giving you a little bit more context.
It's a truly bizarre thing.
How many armchair activist types and journalists, etc., etc., are incomplete denial about the
failures of DEI.
In my opinion, DEI is largely something that companies have tried to use for profit
motives.
Attempts to appeal to ESG funds and things like that.
And I think that also like you have a really bad feedback loop with DEI stuff.
So when a company shifts towards trying to like seek DEI funding, the reason why they're
probably doing that is because they can't seek funding from another perspective.
So you know, the game can't exist on its own merits.
So they add in a type of representation that qualifies them for a certain amount of money.
And what that does is it creates a feedback loop where games that are, you know, forcing
DEI in order to get certain types of funding will be more often bad because the reason
why they're getting that funding is because they couldn't get other funding.
And the reason why they couldn't get other funding is because the game wasn't good to
begin with.
You see what I'm saying?
Like I understand it's like that's kind of like a long chain of logic, but I think
it very much tracks.
Or I see someone defending those sort of practices, to me they just come off as massive corporate bootlickers.
Now as DI has been failing and actually been costing these corporations more and more money in many cases,
the topic comes up more and more, and we see more people criticizing that stuff,
as well as more people like Paul Tassie, seemingly attempting to dismiss those criticisms.
Another example of this, albeit perhaps to a lesser extent, were some of the takes that he was making during Concord,
where he seemed to be in denial of sorts about the game's terrible player count after launch.
It's been two more hours. I've been waiting several hours for Concord players to break 700 and it hasn't-
Come on man, you could do it. You could do it. I'm genuinely wondering if something is glitching.
This is the 70th something most sold game on Steam, which isn't good, but like, you would have to imagine there'd be more than this.
Like, dude, this was crazy.
It's glitch, man.
Like, I remember I had this glitch happen in Overwatch where I downranked from gold to silver.
And I still think it was a glitch.
I do. Nobody else does, but I think it was a glitch, man.
I'm just wondering if it was even just a glitch or something.
It's like it's impossible for some people to admit the issues with the character roster.
And now practices such as DEI largely contributed to a number of issues.
I knew this wouldn't go well, but it's legitimately weird.
Suicide Squad launched with 20x more players.
I'm actually wondering if there's something else going on.
The timing is weird too.
Like it peaked early afternoon and didn't even add a couple hundred players
after work in school in America.
I don't get it.
I do.
How is it that everybody understands this?
But him.
Everybody under...
Like, and this is the thing, right?
It's like if you live, if you bury your head in the sand long enough, you think that's
the way the world is.
But no, no, people didn't like it.
That's why.
Again, now, I'm not saying that all of the issues with Concord were simply DEI related.
For example, the price point in the saturated market, sure, these were also contributing
factors to Concord's massive failure.
But when you see people ignoring the DEI related issues as well, it comes off as ignorant
or bad faith. And for those that don't know, the person Paul Tassie was talking to in those
screenshots, Gene Park, who was also seemingly in denial in their own way, claims to be affiliated
with a Washington Post. Anyways, back to the-
Well, I think Gene puts out some pretty decent content. I think I follow him on Twitter.
I like him. Yeah, I like Paul too. I just, I really, you got it, you got it, bro.
You gotta come to Jesus with this shit, man. You like Paul? No, no, I think he's
said the thing is that I might disagree with him on his opinion and like his
viewpoint on this stuff but I think he's had good takes on other games and good
takes on other topics so like to me it's like I don't really I don't really
think of it like oh there's one thing that this person has that's bad and so
like example I think his opinion on seasons with Diablo 4 was really good
and I also liked what he said about I think it was it was a destiny to I'm
trying to remember to give me a second about Powell world and like the way that
Powell world's like player numbers were. So like that's two examples that I can
come up with right off the top of my head. Yeah, sure.
Perry News with Ubisoft and Paul Tassie's takes on this stuff going on right now.
He added this to his other tweet saying, Outlaws could have starred a guy who
looks like Han Solo and Shadows could have starred a guy who looks like
Jitakai and I do not think it would meaningfully change the fortunes of
either of those games. Who knows? I think this would be a larger
contributing factor to AC Shadows. Star Wars Outlaws has a number of other issues aside from people just not liking the MC.
For example, a lot of people said that the gameplay was just boring, especially the stealth segments,
which is a large part of the game. And that it didn't feel all that much like an outlaw.
Like you were very limited in the so-called immoral stuff that you could do in the game itself.
Exactly. And I think that's really the problem is that a lot of times like the female
protagonist, you know, like black protagonist is not really the main issue. It's that that
ideology that causes people to make decisions like that permeates the rest of the game. So like
for example, with Star Wars Outlaws, how you can't kill the animals, but you can pet them,
and you can only steal from police officers. Like the problem is not like that there's
that one thing. The problem is that that one thing is an indicator for a worldview that
the game is developed around, and that worldview creates a very flaccid experience.
That's really what it is.
It's lack of focus on what's important, right?
Yeah, exactly.
But like, that's just one point of an indicator, right?
Maybe Disney didn't allow it.
I don't know what the reason is for it.
All I'm saying is that it's not good.
Of course, there's also been numerous glitches, and these are just a few brief examples
of some of the issues that people have with Star Wars Outlaws.
But for Paul Tassie to suggest that having an actual Japanese male lead for AC Shadows
wouldn't meaningfully change the fortune of the game, seems like an absolutely insane
thing to say.
And once again, like look at Blacksmith Wukong, right?
The game farmed and respected Chinese culture and it got 2 million concurrent players.
Absolutely appealing to an audience of people will get you to have those people play the
game.
It's not even a question.
Yeah, they're trying to love it.
Yeah, they did. Obviously.
So 2.5 is a lot.
And it also seems dismissive towards the issues that many people in Japan, many
Japanese people have with the game.
It's really odd that Paul Tassie seems to have a recurring theme where he's very
dismissive towards the issues that Japanese people have towards AC shadows.
I think that the reason why is that a lot of the people that are Japanese,
that have problems with assassin screen shadows are living in
Wisconsin, and they live in Massachusetts, or they live in
Florida, and they have Google translate, and they say, you know,
I'm not Japanese, but I think this is bad. So that's the
reason why. But I think in general, a lot of journalists
have tried to compartmentalize and act like the concerns that
people have over names like this aren't valid, and they're
not meaningful. And I think that in doing so, they've
damage their own reputations. It's like basically like you can be, you know, behind a burning
building and be like, yeah, everything's fine. This is great. And to a certain point,
it becomes so obvious what the elephant in the room is that the people that are not
talking about it seem delusional.
I think there's other issues that AC Shadows has. I mean, there's clearly other reasons
why Ubisoft delayed the game. The probability of them changing Yosuke at this point
seems near zero percent. So there's probably other things that they're trying to polish,
which also falls in line with the other parts of the statement. Which, by the way,
is absolutely necessary. Like it was the game was awful. It looked awful. Like I think that,
again, people get focused on like, oh, wow, Black Samurai. Oh, bad, bad, bad.
Look at the combat portions of the game.
Oh, the floating doors, yes! As I said guys, it's not, that is not even going to be in the top 10
problems with this game when it comes out. That they made. Also as I mentioned yesterday,
there's also just a general negative perception and a loss of goodwill that Ubisoft has had.
So perhaps they're gonna try and spend the next few months trying to recover some goodwill at
least before releasing AC Shadows. The point I'm making here is there's other issues going
with AC Shadows besides just Yosuke. But again, Yosuke is certainly a huge factor.
It's the easiest thing that people can say. It's the easiest thing that people can latch on to
and be like, wow, like it's the same thing. Remember what I said before about how like
the reason why identity politics is so popular is because it's very easy to go, oh, well,
I think that men shouldn't go in the women's bathroom well uh uh well if you're black and
oh god but they're white i'm black oh god and like identity politics well women women should not be
able to do this like what the fuck are you doing but the fact is that that type of thinking
is the most, it is the most common. It is the lowest common denominator. And because it's
the lowest common denominator, it's going to get the most people. So that's why everything
is reduced down to identity politics. It's because identity politics has no bearded
entry of understanding it. Whereas like, you know, seeing physics and games, understanding
like are these items from actually this period in the game, you know, like what about this
combat thing, there's like more barriers to entry there. It's more accessible. Yeah. Like
this literally is face value. And so it's simple. It's easily weaponized and it's it's
weaponized to the largest mass of people. All of this leads us to an article that Paul
Tassie wrote today for Forbes titled After Assassin's Creed Shadows Delay. Ubisoft
acknowledges Outlaw's issue, anti-woke pushback. It's funny that he complains
about culture or stuff, even when that label is oversimplifying the issues going on and
is also as I mentioned rather dismissive towards the issues at large.
But then he's also going to simultaneously write an article that's like, oh, it's just
anti-woke pushback.
Seems like this guy.
Well, even if it is just anti-woke pushback, if there's enough people that are anti-woke,
then the games have to be anti-woke.
It's just that simple.
Like, and this is what I said before about like the Chinese, like, gotcha players.
It doesn't matter like what the company thinks the game should have in it.
At the end of the day, if you make a game with male characters, they're not going to
buy them.
So you can talk about and like trying to like admonish and like punish and like talk down
to and shame the audience into purchasing something is never going to work.
It's not like you can just talk to these people be like, oh yeah, you need to buy
this game.
It's bad not to buy this game.
They don't want money though.
Well, they do.
That's why they're going to change it.
So that's that you can't bully an audience into buying a product.
It just doesn't work.
Okay.
It's actually propagating culture or stuff of anything.
The article goes over some of the stuff that we've already covered here in this video
and others.
So I'm skipping all that.
And let's check out this section where he writes, then Ubisoft surprisingly tacitly
acknowledged the narrative that his games have become too woke or agenda driven according
to a segment of the internet and posting that statement from Eves where he denies
Ubisoft having any specific agenda.
He then writes, while Ubisoft already apologized to its Japanese audiences over some questionable
promotional materials for shadows, the pushback was also about the inclusion of Yasuke as one
of the two leads, a legendary black samurai where there was an ensuing debate of whether
he was actually a samurai, and a stated idea that it shouldn't be starring him at all.
It's pretty funny that despite all of the evidence coming out that Yasuke really
wasn't-
Well, I mean, the legendary black- and this is the problem, right?
Is like this type of writing, legendary black samurai.
I think that again, like if you want to be persuasive,
it's very hard to read this and to not see
that there is a very clear agenda with what's being written.
Like it is, there's just obviously an agenda with this,
right?
And like if I read this, I'm thinking, okay,
well, like is it true or not?
So legendary, nobody knows them.
I guess so.
Yasuke is more fable than legend.
I don't know.
I don't really think it matters, right?
but at the end of the day if you want to call the guy a samurai and then base
your work off of a person who
sources themself on wikipedia on an alt account
then i don't think that you should really
like you shouldn't really ride that horse too hard
people clearly see through this bullshit uber soft stock went went down
sixty percent exactly
and that's the thing is that
if you do something like this
there's going to be a negative effect
and conclusively a samurai, something that Ubisoft themselves has also admitted.
Here's Paul Tassie claiming he was not just a samurai, but a legendary one.
He goes on to write,
there was similar pushback to K-Vest, leading Star Wars outlaws as a woman,
and a not attractive enough woman at that.
So he-
Well, of course.
There's people like a lot of people that-
A lot of people that are into Star Wars are guys, and so they want to play a hot chick.
Yeah.
Duh.
I mean, what?
Of course.
Like, what?
Like, what are we talking about? Like, obviously.
No shit, of course.
It's so weird.
It's so weird. What are we talking about here?
I was really not going to mention that the main issue here was that
Ubisoft made her less attractive. Like, they went out of their way
to make KVS less attractive than the actress that she's based on.
I don't even agree with that.
I think that the people that made the game are just bad at making games and bad at their job.
Everything about this game was bad and I don't think that this was an outcome of malice and it was just pure incompetence
I don't
I just think that's a very bizarre and certainly worth pointing out
But hey Paul Tassie ain't going to mention that part here
He then says no historical accuracy complaints there as it was pretty straightforward. Whoa slash DI talking points there
Yeah, but it is surprising to see Ubisoft entertain this at all. There's enough. Well, it's not that they're entertaining this
it's that and this is the problem right is that
Ubisoft entertaining this is a misunderstanding of the power structure that companies exist inside of.
Companies do not exist as a tool to spread an agenda. Companies exist as a tool to
capitalize on culture and to make things that enhance the culture. So the idea that the like
Ubisoft is like, you know, giving this attention or like entertaining this as he says. Ubisoft's
job is to entertain people. They're an entertainment company. So if they're entertaining what people
want to see, then they're going to make money. And if they're not, then they don't make money.
It's that simple. And I think that also like it's again the problem where I think that
people are so entrenched in their ideological positions that they think that everybody
else thinks like they do, and that the entire world revolves around this.
Most people don't think like this.
They don't worry about this, they just see it, they see some comments, they say the game
looks bad, and then that's it.
But the article I found has very odd coverage, to say the least.
Regarding all this Ubisoft stuff, this one from FastCompany.com, the author Chris
Morris writing, Video Game Maker Ubisoft in Chaos after anti-DEI backlash.
I didn't even see this.
Assassin Creed Game Maker, delayed its biggest launch of the year, reduced forecast, and is
facing calls to sell, and what is being called an in-sell victory.
What bro, this is like, this is the reason why people hate journalism.
What is being called an in-sell victory is, what is by, what is being called, being called
by who?
Who decided it's being called this?
Did you decide this?
Are you calling it this?
Buy three people on Twitter with a like that has seven likes?
Oh, wow!
Oh, man.
What, and so it looks like this? Yes, aren't you king of the incels?
I've heard that before.
Are there much busies? It's nuts, man.
Okay, first of all, I haven't seen anyone say incel victory anywhere.
Seems like this guy just made that up.
And once again, I'll point out how these sort of people come off as such bigots, man.
dismissing the issues that Japanese people have with this game very reasonable and understandable
issues and then saying this is like an incel victory seriously well to be fair
like and this is the problem is that incel alt-right racist dei anti-woke all this is just put
together in one bucket right where there's a lot of people that aren't incels that don't like this
and there's some people that are in cells that do like it
so it is just buzzwords right yeah they're just buzzwords it's basically
like um...
you know like word diarrhea
uses strawman argument always exactly
is virtue sailor types in the house over critical and they're also just
weird i mean who even talks like that oh it's an in cell victory like either
this guy made a nice i'd i would say something like that absolutely i say
stupid shit like that all the time
and i definitely think there are a lot of themselves that do think that it's
to victory, but to title the article in insubmit, that's crazy.
Up, or this must be some like, termally online redditor talky or something.
Moving on.
Because spoiler alert, it's as bad in the article itself or arguably even worse.
He pulls out the classic, oh, the backlash is just from the far right.
My gosh, these people are boring with their rhetoric, saying the same-
Well, the thing is that if there's enough people that are on the far right, then
it matters. That's the truth. It's literally that simple. And
that's what I said before is like, if you get enough people
together, you can do anything that you want. And if you try to
relegate this viewpoint and like pretend like it's only a
small subset of people, but it's actually not, then you're
not going to have a lot of sales for your game. So that's
it. It doesn't matter. Like, and I think that again, you
You can only act like this isn't a small group of people.
You can only do that long enough until eventually people ask, you know, well, if it's so few
people, then why are there so many people not buying our game?
Constance, for years and years and years, and they wonder why people don't listen to
them anymore.
Check it out.
Right here he says, the bookings shortfall was technically due to the delay in disappointing
sales of Star Wars Allows.
However, the underlying reason for both of those, at least in part, is the far right opposition
to diversity and inclusion.
If they're right, if that's true, then the company has two options.
You either meet that demand or you go out of business.
That's it.
Those are the two options.
So if you think this is true, because like the company isn't going to be able to like
XIA people into buying this. They're not going to be able to like, you know, mind control people into buying this
It's just shifting blame. Yeah, it did that
again
Just because you think the market is immoral does not make the market change. Oh
My gosh, what a joke. Yeah diversity and inclusion something that corporations love to gaslight people about oh
Hey, we really care about this stuff. Not really. We just want money
But hey, if you criticize these corporate yeah outlaws which has received a female had a female lead character received mostly solid reviews from professional critics
professional critics
But many players gave it a zero rating out of ten on meta critics citing forced DEI narratives including developers spent more time on
World culture than the story in gameplay
Well
Then it's got a zero
That's it. I just I
It's crazy how a per how people like this can be at such odds with reality
That's what's so astonishing to me about this.
It's like they're completely against reality.
Like they can't even see what's clearly in front of them.
They're writing themselves into a different reality.
Yeah, exactly. Like professional critics gave it a good review.
Well, if professional critics keep giving a good reviews
and these reviews aren't resonating with an audience,
maybe you shouldn't be a professional critic.
Shins, you're apparently far right.
Far right for criticizing corruption and corporations.
He goes on to say, Outlaws, which has a female lead character, received mostly solid reviews
from professional critics.
Oh, professional critics.
But many players gave it a zero rating out of ten on metacritics, citing, quote, unquote,
forest DI narratives, and claiming the developers, quote, spent more time on the, whoa, culture
than on the story and gameplay, unquote.
Some players were also unhappy with the optional season pass model that tacked an additional
40 bucks on the game's price for extra missions.
True.
Review bombing, driven by anti-DI backlash, seemingly worked and set off a chain of
events.
Of course it worked. You know why? It's because there was enough people to do it.
You get enough people together you can do anything you want.
Absolutely. Yep. That led to Wednesday's announcement.
I forgot to mention this. In the intro of the article he says
Ubisoft abruptly canceled its appearance at the Tokyo Game Show and postponed
all press previews of the upcoming Assassin's Creed shadows. Wednesday we
learned why.
Anti-DI backlash has set the company spinning. So for one as funny as that
is
there's also a lot more going on with Ubisoft than the anti-di stuff.
Like for example, they've been mismanaged heavily for years,
but leave it up to the so-called journalist veteran to not...
Isn't it funny how there's clearly a lot of people with these views,
but he just dismisses them as if their view was meaningless?
The reason why they do that is that they think that if you don't talk about it for long enough,
that it will cause people to just move past it or not think about it.
That's what they tried to do. Yeah, like they're like, okay, well, let's pretend like this, this
doesn't exist. And that way, we don't give it more power. Yeah, they're hoping you're like,
yeah, let's marginalize and pretend like this doesn't exist. And then maybe it will go away.
There's something to be said about critics giving favorite reviews, reviews, not because the
character is a woman, but a lot of negative reviews do focus on her being a woman. No.
Well, no, that's not really true because a critic exists to inform an audience and if a critics information isn't resonating with an audience and a critics purpose is invalid.
So if a person is reviewing things and the reviews are not serving a purpose to the customer, then the review has no reason to exist.
There's no like basically it's the chicken and the egg thing, but it's actually not. It's the egg is first and then the egg turns into the chicken.
chicken. The egg is the consumer, not the fucking reviewer. The consumer creates the
desire for the review. Their review does not create the desire for the consumer. People
got it all fucked up. They don't understand what their goal was. They don't understand
what their purpose is. Knowledge that. And to try and smear all the Ubisoft critics
as a bunch of far-right incels as he seemingly attempts to defend this massive corrupt
corporation. And that's about all that I have to say on this topic. Just as long as our stuff from
these journalists. However I suppose that's to be expected in this day and age. And part of why
they're now such a disgraced profession. Let me know what you think about all of this stuff
in the comments. As always thank you so much for tuning in and if you enjoyed my coverage
consider liking and or subscribing to the channel for more. And I'll see you in the next one.
Well, um, give me one second, as you probably know, I think this is so fucking funny.
I'm gonna be honest, I think this is fucking hilarious.
Because again, like it's a narrative that would you admit that people are hyper fixated
on finding agendas over actual gameplay experiences?
They are.
People are hyper fixated on it.
And I think that the reason why they're hyper fixated on it is because the fact
that those agendas exist in the game makes them feel like the game is taking advantage
of them and isn't representing them in a proper way that they feel like is respectful.
So like whether you and this is the problem is that like you are making a value judgment
on whether this person should be allowed to have this opinion or not or whether this
opinion is justifiable. And that is not the right opinion to have when you're trying
to sell a product to a market. And this is true with streaming, too. You can think that
you had the best stream ever. You can think that you make the best videos ever. But if
those videos don't resonate with an audience, you're not going to make any money. That's
all there is to it. And so you have people that are so focused on the good or bad of
what they're seeing or what they're doing, that they're not thinking about the reality
of what is there is not it's not about what should or shouldn't be it's about
what is and isn't
and i think that a lot of these people don't understand that
and they think that they have like an ability to control what other people
think
which is not what happens
they saw their jobs in journalism so they're still making money yet but
they're making a lot less money than they would have made
ten years ago proportionally
because there is not monetizing in the same way
Skeletal court. Yeah. And so that's the reason why is that like you might think that that review is invalid and you might think, Hey, I think this is stupid that they care so much about this gender issue when there's other issues in the game that are more important.
And if you have this viewpoint, I think you're totally justified in thinking that. But the problem is that that viewpoint does not invalidate that other person's viewpoint. And at the end of the day, he has the same vote that you do.
So, if he chooses not to buy the game, then that means, like, it doesn't matter what the
reason is behind it.
The only thing that matters is whether it happens or not.
So, a lot of people, like, again, they're trying to, like, base their decision off
of, like, justifying this.
Well, there is no justification for it.
It's not people, like, because you're asking people to justify their reviews, and asking
a person to justify their review presupposes that they are accountable to you. It presupposes
that you have to justify why you gave your review to me. And the truth is that they don't
have to do that. They're not accountable to you. They can have whatever opinion they
want and that's it. It's that simple. A few objective game journalists left? Yeah,
sure. Let me see here. And I'll link you guys to video. It's a good one. Give a
After them dominate an industry like this, they have to find hidden narratives that weren't even on the game.
Just a second. The fuck just happened. Oh, I just clicked on a...
As you probably... Okay, there we go. Sorry about that. That was weird.
As you probably... There we go. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry.
I scrolled down. I didn't see something. There it is.
Let me drop some video. Yeah, I'll look at it in a minute.
The same audience can share the same opinion.
Yeah, there's the video right there. Give it a like.
give it a like I I I totally agree with us. I think that's what
happens.
Which I poddress you excited for the Starfield DLC. Am I excited
for the Starfield DLC?
Ah, geez. Oh, man. Oh, I got it. Oh, yeah. I'll be right back.
Okay.
People at KB. Yeah, I don't know what this is. I was gonna
watch this because I never even heard of this guy. Like I
I don't really...
The thing is like, I don't really go on TikTok at all.
I don't know shit about TikTok, but this is just what happens with a lot of content creators.
Is that they get popular and then everybody just decides to fucking hate them.
Watch this.
Kaby Lami's comment section has gotten pretty brutal.
All of this crazy, your time is over bro.
Put the fries in the bag.
All of which have appeared in just the last few months.
Why has this pretty likable TikToker suddenly had his entire audience turn on him?
Well, judging by another comment reading, why did we make him the most followed person on TikTok?
People are starting to think that he doesn't really deserve it.
He gained 162 million followers by repeating a pretty simple formula.
Find ridiculous videos of people exerting too much effort on the most basic tasks.
Then show how to do it in a much easier way.
I can't believe he got that big just from reacting to humans being dumb if I'm in danger
Even Kabi Lami himself stated my videos are simple and easy
But achieving a point of simplicity was actually very difficult
He gained just nine views and only two followers during his first month on Teg Talk
Which only grew to four thousand three hundred after posting a crazy amount of volume
Yep, I was posting like six or seven video a day his main yeah content widely relatable skits man. That's crazy
That's crazy. Wow
Seems pretty
Pretty familiar
Man about that. I will limit it by a language barrier as Kabi Lamy only spoke Italian
Yeah, I don't understand what he's saying and someone translated, please
I love your videos, but can you please do them in English?
Carby therefore devised a simple solution.
Only make videos where he didn't need to talk.
It's said the fact that it's not spoken makes it a universal language.
Every kid, every person around the world can see the video and get a laugh simply by watching the images.
That's smart. Yeah, smart guy.
Yeah, physical humor. Absolutely. Great point.
Fortunately, KB was now basically limited to mocking cringy videos, although this worked
unbelievably well as he began to celebrate milestone after milestone.
$300,000, $400,000, $600,000, whilst his ability to silently clown on others only got better
and better.
He'd begin taking already viral videos and add an unexpected stitch to make them even
funny are leading to his first properly viral video where roasting a girl for her non-existent
haircuts.
KB's respect from the audience was building higher and higher.
It's just funny, like everybody tries to take everything so seriously nowadays.
This is fucking funny.
What's the problem with that?
Yeah, what is this?
How people find this funny, I don't understand.
It's not funny as in some deep psychological, you know, like, I mean, this isn't like some
like Dave Chappelle standup routine.
It's just a goofy guy doing something that's funny for a few seconds.
It's just a dumb kind of funny.
There's not anything to it, right?
It's just funny.
It's simple.
It's a quick chuckle.
Yeah.
I am leading to a further 60 million views after roasting another Tik Toker for his strange shaving video
This then double 230 million when he joke about a factory worker eating his chocolates
However, it'd be this
These are good
Yeah, this is good. Why are people mad?
Video here that changed his life ever
Rocking the stupid life hack gained him 250 million views, repeated in another four videos,
which followed a similar premise.
Suddenly every video was gaining at least 30 million views, whilst his moves were being
copied by famous soccer players.
Carby was called the wisest man to ever live.
Yeah, exactly. It's just... it's a good formula. Yeah, it is. It...
Jesus.
Do you say so much without saying anything?
It celebrated a million followers on the 22nd of February,
which by the 23rd of May had grown to 50 million.
Jesus!
Although with somebody calling this a big alpha TikTok,
Why?
There were people who weren't happy with Carby Lamy's fame.
Judging by 46.2 million followers for what?
And I-
For being funny!
For likes for what?
Look at this!
Bro.
Bunch of 30 year old men
getting here
fucking mad!
Just why the fu-
Like this is it, bro.
This is your average fucking hater.
Right here.
This is a good looking dude, so we don't want to talk about him.
But this guy
ball this fucking hell
talking shit
8 million likes for what?
For a chuckle!
It's 8 million lights for a chuckle.
Is it really that problematic to you?
Is it really hurt you that much
that people think this is funny?
Is always the boomers who can't be happy for someone?
Here's the reason why people like this get upset.
They get upset about it because they see somebody like this guy
who does something that's so fucking simple.
It's so fucking easy.
It's so obvious, but he does it in a way that people like.
That's it.
That's the reason.
And again, there's a lot, look at, you know, you can go back as far as, you know, Andy Warhol.
Oh, wow, he's painting photographs of soup.
Yep, that's right.
And it worked.
And people have a fixation on the meritocracy of success.
And what I mean by that is that they don't like the fact that some people get successful
doing things that are stupid.
But remember what I just said before about markets.
It's not up to you to determine what the market thinks is valuable.
If the market thinks something is funny or valuable, then it is.
It's that simple.
It's not people want to assign a value judgment to this because they think that it's unfair.
8.8 million likes for wards.
People thought there was too much reward for too little effort which can...
Who thinks like this?
Who's like, think about like the point in your life
where you're worried that like,
this kid is getting a lot of likes on TikTok for something.
But what is this?
White tooth?
I mean, I don't know if,
I don't think race is really a factor here, to be honest.
People say the same thing about other people
that are different races too.
I'm sure for some of them it is, yeah, definitely.
But like, I don't think that's really a causal factor.
Could be sure, sure, but not as like a norm.
Jealousy things like this?
Yeah, bald guy's probably on his late 40s
thinking about retirement and he can't afford it.
Yeah, and then he sees this kid open a door
and he's like, oh my God, this is so unfair.
And turn into a person becoming hated.
Take for example, the hot tour girl.
She's not disliked because she's a rude or terrible person.
She's disliked because her success hasn't been earned.
And it's like who the thing is that the idea of earning success is a fixation that only people who are unsuccessful have.
You're not going to see somebody who's massively successful, who's doing something very well, focusing on whether somebody else has earned that success or not
The fixation on shoulds and shouldn'ts and deserves and doesn't deserves, this is a childish
concept that is invented by people that are trying to rationalize why the world is unfair.
That's what it is. And the people that do that are kids. They're kids or people with the
mind of a kid. They're completely subjective opinions, they are. It's a coping mechanism,
it is
saying his history on the platform
viewers might say carby in a similar way
as a low effort tick tocker
who makes 750,000 per
post
I need to uh
I need to start doing tick tock
I think that uh
I think I'm gonna make a tick tock account
yeah I'm thinking this is uh
pretty decent, pretty decent idea
yeah
and also
the thing and I've said this was screaming before. There's a lot of people who think screaming is
really easy and anybody can do it. And they think that it's low effort. It's just playing video games.
It's being boring. Right. A lot of people think that there we go again. Exactly. I'm going to say it
again. Classic. Here we go. That's right. And do you know who thought that? I did.
I thought that. I was right. So go do it. Go do it. Yeah, go go ahead. Go do it. Like, yeah,
that's fine. It's always very easy to, you know, talk shit from the peanut gallery, you know,
to sit in the back and be like, ah, it sucks. I don't like this. I don't like this one bit.
But then you have to go up there. And it's too saturated at this point. People said that
that whenever I started and I guarantee you next year you're gonna know the name
of somebody who didn't believe that. That's always bullshit. People like to cope
and tell themselves these things so they can rationalize why the only option they
can have in their life is sitting around doing nothing.
Holding out his hands in a 20-second video. The main joke is that Carby
gained over a hundred million followers by doing nothing. On the unpopular
Opinion subreddits when user wrote carbilam is boring not funny predictable low effort and famous
What oh
Okay, yeah, that's true
Okay. All right. All right. I'll tell him all right. I'll talk to you later
Yeah, bye
My dad said everything is easy if you don't know what you're talking about
That's true
Man, that is fucking true. Oh my god
Yep
And I've learned that myself
The road carbilam is boring not funny predictable low effort and famous just because he uses other people's content
90% of his tech talks are low efforts. He has a few quality bids, but that's it
He shouldn't deserve the recognition. He's got right now
What website is this on guys?
Reddit it's on Reddit
Oh
It's on reddit. Oh shouldn't deserve this is what I said, bro like a moment. I hear those words. I know I'm dealing with a loser
That's it. I really have nothing against the guy just clearly
clearly
Awesome people who put real effort and can't get through and I don't think that's fair. Oh my god. Oh
Jesus I
I wish that I could go through and read some of these people's profiles, because I think
that, like, basically, I think most people have viewpoints like this, but these viewpoints
are circumstantial around their own life circumstances.
So like, I can't get a job, I need to pay my rent, I see this guy that makes a lot
of money on a TikTok, now I'm mad.
So it's actually not about him.
It's not about what content he's doing.
It's about them and being upset that the world isn't congruent with their world view.
Who said life is fair?
It's not.
It's human nature.
It is.
It is human nature, but it's still embarrassing.
Would you say various entries are low?
Of course the barrier to entry for making content is low.
You can just make something and put it on YouTube.
Yeah, I would never imagine there's so many though. You never imagine there's so many people like this. So here's the problem and this is why it happens. So we live in a world now where we have wealth disparity and income disparity on a level that has never been experienced in human history.
Like, yes, Rome was bad. Yes, the, you know, 30s or the, you know, like 20s, and like that,
you know, the earliest 19th century was bad, you know, Gilded Age type stuff. Yeah, sure,
this was bad. None of it is even as close to as bad as it is now in terms of disparity.
Right? It's some bullshit in a lot of cases, right? The disparity. And again, people
nowadays live with a lot of advantages now that they didn't have back then. But
i think that the and also more so than disparity
it's the awareness of the disparity
it's the fact that you constantly see people
there like you know like you're a guy and you see some girl that makes fifty
million dollars on only fans
and she's like twenty five
you're gonna be fucking mad about that right
and so
yeah i mean the the genie index uh... was actually lower than the current
next western world yeah i know that
A genie index is the indicator of like, you know, like the wealth inequality.
It's like an economic term.
But like the point that I'm making here is that I think that when you have such
conspicuous levels of wealth and then you also have such massive wealth inequality
and you also have people that aren't able to afford basic utilities
because the world is becoming tighter, you have a lot of resentment.
Like you have a hotbed, a breeding ground for resentment.
It makes sense why this happens.
Others didn't like him simply because they thought he wasn't funny.
Yeah, it hurts me because these just aren't good and he has so many likes.
Honestly, I'm glad I'm not the only one who didn't find him that funny,
but there's a much stranger reason that people began to hate him.
Carby posted a simple Instagram story.
Say No to Racism, posted with a separate video in which he'd help a white person
pull a sword out of the ground.
Who is captioned in a racist society? It's not enough to be non-racist. We must be anti-racist, but often...
Well, there's the problem right there is nobody wants to be...
nobody wants to be
patronized by a person who opens car doors as a joke. For sure.
Like that that's the reason why he turned activist. Yeah, and it's not about lecture to yeah
People don't want to be lectured to. They don't want to be told what to think. They don't want to
think about racism. People watch these videos precisely because of the fact that they are so
fucking stupidly funny. There's no agenda to them. There's no hidden message to them. It's just
ha ha funny. So yeah, if you take your platform and then you try to push some sort of like
world view or something like that, don't be surprised when people don't want to see that.
As soon as you bring politics in it's 07. Yeah, of course, right?
And I think also like it's about the kind of content that you do. Like I talk about political
content and there's some people that like it, some people that don't. But also like I talk
about other stuff in general. So there's not as much of an issue. How is being anti-racist
political? Because people don't want to be reminded of racism when they're just trying to
watch a funny video and they're being confronted with like now we're like the idea it's not enough
to be non-racist we must be anti-racist what this is doing is it's telling you to do something.
It's like basically it's not enough for you not to be like this now you have to pick up our cross
and carry it. No, people don't want to deal with that. They don't want to be told what to do.
They don't want to be told what to think. They don't want to be talked down to. They don't
don't want to be patronized. They just don't like being treated
that way. It's that simple. It's literally that simple. So and
it's not about and this is the problem, right, is that you have
this idea where it's like, Oh, but it's a good thing, right?
It's a good message. That's not the point. The point is they
don't want to hear it. You just want to relax. They don't
want to think about this. We're sick of being preached
that yes, people are being people are sick of being
preached at. That's it's that simple. It's a vibe killer.
Yes. Cubby made a brand new story. I'm saying a lot of comments where people
says I unfollowed you because you did this video. I don't mind guys. We are
almost in 2022 and people still use racism. Oh, I see. So he's saying that
people don't like him because of racism. I'm sure this is true for some
people and this is a problem that a lot of people have is that there will
be some negativity that I guarantee you that there are people who don't like him because
he's black. Absolutely. Because people are racist. That's just how they are. However,
to act like this is the norm and to pretend like this. Oh, people don't like me because
that's not really what's going on. Because they have nothing to do in their life. Yeah,
you can also unfollow me. I don't care about the numbers. I care about your hearts.
This is followed by another post reading, instead of wasting your time writing negative
comments criticizing, try to help people.
Although this is always a mistake.
And like I've, I have been, I don't know if you guys know this, but I have been the
subject of a number of angry mobs of people.
There have been a lot of people mad about what I'm saying, whether it's, you know,
way I live, like, you know, my opinions on some video game, political opinions, like anything,
right? There's always a new, there's always a new thing that people are mad at me for.
And what I've learned is that you will never win people's approval by trying to win their approval.
You will never convince people that you're right if they've already decided that you're
wrong. That's it. It's impossible. Because why would somebody want to admit defeat? Yeah, just keep
making content. Yeah, you just ignore it. So unless I can make content that makes the hate and
negativity entertaining, then I don't generally talk about it. And you might have noticed this,
but I very rarely try to actually justify my actions. Like if somebody says I did something
that's racist, I'll say sure. I know. Yeah, that's just what I do. You know, because the moment that
you try to justify yourself and you try to like explain yourself to people, then you, what do
you call it? Then, then now you're losing, right? Based? Yeah, exactly. If the glove fits, yeah,
own it. Yeah, exactly. Well, it's also about like not taking it seriously. Because the moment
that you start taking it seriously and you start talking about it in a real way, what you do is
you give it oxygen, is now you're providing a platform for it, you're talking about it, and you
see by the way that my strategy works. That's how Trump won the election in 2016, never apologize.
Yeah, you never apologize. Like, there are, there have been things that I have apologized for,
but I never apologize for something that I think is actually like not like, if I make a
mistake it's like yeah my bad right and that happens everybody makes mistakes but just because people
disagree with you doesn't mean that you're wrong and so embrace the meme yeah only apologize once
illegal yeah exactly apologize admitting guilt sure and so anyway I think that like look at for
example Mr. Beast your doc or like Logan Paul like all these people have done things that are
incredibly disagreeable by the public and the more that they give it attention the worse it gets
just ignore it. They don't matter. That's it.
Pontraversey only ended after being overshadowed by a brand new scandal. Comments began to appear
on his videos. I hope this man baits Charlie. Kirby's more talented than Charlie. I have
have a feeling that he might pass Charlie.
Charlie D'Amelio was TikTok's most followed person,
although Carby was right behind her
with only four million less.
Charlie losing her title therefore became a possibility
resulting in a war between the two creatives.
People began devising strategies
to make Carby the most followed.
If you wanna help start commenting Carby to number one
on every video that you see on your FYP.
Charlie's fans fought back,
writing there's no way people actually support Carby Lamia.
He's literally racist and sexist.
He body shames people.
What a stupid platform.
What a stupid bucket.
Bro, there's no way this girl writing this isn't 13.
We all know damn well that if Charlie did one of these things,
her career would be over.
Oh, wow.
A different video added.
So basically, Kabi did something so bad.
He body shamed a girl.
What?
What were these TikToks even talking about?
Well, an account named canceling Kabi Lami
Re-uploaded one of his videos with the caption,
Why is this man obsessed with body-shaming girls?
It showed three examples of Kabi reacting to women poorly,
which was paired with another video of him joking about a dude's obesity.
People then discovered Kabi telling women to wash the dishes,
resulting in mainstream news articles and some pretty heavy backlash.
Body-shaming is so disgusting. Ew.
That's so rude, I can't believe he'd do that.
As a result...
So the problem there is that, and this is the issue that a lot of people have, is that if you're the kind of person that has these viewpoints and it does jokes like that, you can't high road people.
So like, you can't go and talk about like being anti-racism and then do jokes like this because it's like now, it's like now you're playing both sides.
This Kirby lost 400,000 followers before the day was over, although people then recognized
what was going on.
Yeah.
They're canceling Kirby because he's gonna pass Charlie.
Yeah.
Kirby therefore regained 1.5 million followers the very next day.
Nobody gives a fuck about this stuff.
Here's the thing.
Is that mentally ill teenage girls on TikTok don't matter?
They don't.
Yes.
It doesn't matter, like, wow, there's somebody who's mad about you.
Who cares?
Who gives a fuck?
Numbers and these, yeah, exactly.
And the thing is that most people think that the people that are complaining about this
are absolutely cringe-fucking losers.
Like the biggest losers in society are the ones that sit around and try to cancel
other people for doing something that they disagree with.
biggest group of losers. So, and also like the reason why people don't like them is because
they're telling them what to do. They're saying you shouldn't like this content and then they're
trying to shame them for liking that content. Nobody wants to have that happen to them.
Yeah, Karen. Yeah, exactly. You and Mr. Beast work under an umbrella to change society. What's
your goal though? You're talking about the night media thing. Well, I know there's a lot of
people that try to make agendas like this because he's a Chinese sellout you enabled middle ground
something fundamentally wrong so um mr beast isn't a part of night media uh he left night media uh uh
quite a while ago actually so that actually isn't true anymore yeah you just retarded
you don't you don't know what you're talking about you think you do but you don't and so anyway
why are there so many retarded people? Because one of the most one of the most appealing things for
people on the internet is to think that they're smart. There is a larger audience of stupid people
watching things to make themselves think that they're not stupid more than anything. And also
this is an example of that to an extent. Wow, these people are so stupid telling dumb people
that they're smart and actually it's a big conspiracy is super popular.
Done in Kruger effect? Yeah basically right?
Chances from ban requests? Yeah maybe we'll see what happens.
But anyway yeah nobody wants to be told what to do or what to think.
Ironically helping him become the most followed TikToker.
Although Kaby Lamy's reputation has been trending downwards ever since that day.
Brody disappeared from my FYP after he became the most followed on TikTok.
Ever since he passed Charlie, he's not been on my FYP, also being noticed by Noah Glen Carter.
Because he's basically done nothing since becoming number one.
Like, he never even made a video celebrating or acknowledging that he was now the number one most followed TikToker.
And since becoming number one, he's posted once, maybe, so he was right.
Whenever he said he didn't care about getting people, getting viewers, yeah.
I think that's fucking based.
He hit number one on the whole platform, and he didn't even make a video about it.
Bro, that's so based!
What do you mean? That's awesome!
Why so weird?
As mentioned, Kirby went from making six or seven videos per day to basically never posting.
He instead began to state, I want to make films.
This is my main objective.
I've wanted to make movies since I was a child.
This is a mistake.
Um, I think that if you try to go and, uh...
Like, making movies is very different than doing skits.
And being able to understand like different types of media is a really big challenge and you see this a lot with like people on YouTube and also with people that are on Twitch is that the way that you make a YouTube video isn't the way that you make a stream.
And the way that you do TikTok isn't the way that you make a YouTube video either.
either. So you have a lot of people who don't really understand about they don't understand how to
like operate in different types of markets, right? He can learn it though. Yeah. And by the way,
like, oh, wow, there's, you think there's a market for physical humor? I don't know. Let's
ask Charlie Chapman or Mr. Bean. Like, yes, there absolutely is. Gallagher, right? I mean,
I mean, there's a million fucking examples of physical humor being massively popular,
so it's not like he can't do it, but at the same time, being good at doing TikTok doesn't
really qualify you to do films.
Most implying he was better than his TikTok audience.
When he did post a video, it was often just an ad.
Kabi did promotions for Airbnb, Hugo Boss, even Facebook, and by disrespecting his audience
with loads of different ads, the audience would also lose respect for him.
He used to be so famous. How did Bro get forgotten?
Yeah, I think this happens with a lot of things. People don't like to see a lot of ads. I mean,
I think that seeing ads was okay sometimes, but I think the problem is that when it becomes the
majority of the content or people feel like the content isn't authentic, I think, and this
becomes even more important on like TikTok, because TikTok capitalizes on like the naive
parasocial relationship in a way that other platforms that have older
audiences don't really do anymore. So there's a lot of people on TikTok that
actually think that the TikTokers that are really popular have basically the same
lives as they do, even though they have like whole studios where they record
seven second videos on. But they don't understand that because they're kids. So
when you start breaking that wall and like start advertising a lot and doing
the stuff, it stops the, and like, you know, being like famous, and it's like, oh, I'm
at this big place. For a lot of people, it kills that relatability. For obvious reason.
People started posting TikToks such as maturing is realizing that Kaby Lamy was never funny.
And that whole race for him to Charlie was lame, as well as broke. And we all agree that
Kaby Lamy wasn't even funny. We just wanted him to pass Charlie D'Amelio in followers,
which on its own gained almost a million likes.
I mean, sometimes he was low-key funny,
but it got old real quick, hinting at Carby's next problem.
As far back as 2021, people were already stating.
It's the same thing every single time.
I know exactly what's gonna happen,
you shot the end video.
Honestly, Carby's videos were funny at first,
but the joke got old after a while.
This is also a big problem that a lot of people have,
is that it's hard for them to reinvent their content
and reinvent themselves.
Like, and this has been something that like,
I actually think that like, for me,
I'm not trying to like, you know,
but I actually think I do a really good job at this
because if you look at my content from two years ago,
it's very different than my content is now.
And if you look at my content two years ago,
it's very different than my content was four years ago.
And if you look at my content four years ago,
it's very different than my content was six years ago.
And I think that continuously evolving
and changing what you're doing
is necessary in order to maintain an audience.
And it's not like a lot of big changes in a lot of cases,
but it's small things that readjust you
in a way that keeps it fresh.
Reaction, well, there's different things, right?
Playing different games, it's called adaptability.
Yeah, you have to be able to adapt in a market like this.
That's just how it is.
So you're trans, I guess so.
It's really funny at the start,
but his joke is getting,
Oh, he never does anything else, but these kind of videos.
Well, now it's three years later and the joke still hasn't changed.
Yeah, his lack of changing content becomes a lack of growth
for which the audience trashes him in comment after comment.
But it's yeah, I think this is so weird.
Like the guy got really, really popular.
He had a huge, huge success story, right?
He did really, really well.
And now he's not that popular anymore because this is obviously in 21.
this is like at the peak of COVID.
Like it's just hype beast and these like this happens
anytime that like a stream gets really popular.
Have you guys ever noticed this that there's like
the type of viewers that will watch streams
because they get a lot of viewers.
And then when the stream stops getting a lot of viewers
those people will turn toxic and turn on the streamer.
Have you guys seen this happen?
Yeah, yeah, viewership and these exactly.
And the you fell off and easy exactly.
And they typed it, they typed the view count all the
time exactly and like for me I very much I hate them right because like they
don't ninja obviously well for everybody right it's that way and so yeah
the 40k I'll stay exactly it's like oh yeah there's this many viewers like it's
good stream like it's a huge problem on social media like the bandwagging
bandwagging that people have and I think that on twitch it's the worst
it's so bad on twitch they do it all time for you on your channel yeah well
they do and then they just get banned, right? It's pretty simple. Yeah, because I see somebody
doing it. It's like, Oh, that's weird. Okay. You know what, you're banned, right? That's
it. And so because it's like that kind of a viewer is like super toxic. People love
a downfall. People don't love a downfall. People love a power dynamic and a power fantasy.
And people love the power fantasy of being able to bring somebody up. And they also
of the power fantasy of being able to bring somebody down. That's why it's popular. It's
because they don't like the idea that somebody can grow and be successful without them because
it's power fantasy. Why? Because it makes them feel better about the inherent unfairness of
social media and fame and popularity and money. So basically what it does is it collectively
gives people a false power fantasy that they can control how well a content creator does
because that offsets it in their mind of what the unfairness is that this person is in that
position to the first place.
The power trip?
Yeah, exactly.
That's how it works.
That's how I think the psychology works.
Like of growth, for which the audience trashes him in comment after comment.
But it's been especially bad recently.
On the 14th of August, this person commented,
Carby always knows how to keep it simple and hilarious,
but only two weeks later, the same person's now stating,
just put the fries in the bag bro.
In the-
He's only doing that because he got negative feedback
and this gets popular reactions.
Most people's opinions on social media aren't real.
So this comment only got 14 likes
and then he saw other people saying bad things about him.
And this gets kids like what, 14, 15 years old?
He doesn't care about this.
he's just trying to get a lot of likes for his comments because he thinks it makes him popular.
That's it. And this is the same thing on social media. Have you guys ever seen the comments on
social media where it's like everything I've learned about Aspen Gold has been against my will?
And then I'll click on their profile when they're following me?
Well, you're just saying the thing that people think is popular because you want to
be popular. You're just looking for attention. That's it. I wouldn't take this very
seriously. As of comment 14 likes, neither comedy is 1200 likes. No, it's comment that
reinforces the viewpoints of other people.
In the past, Kaby Lamy stated,
Of course the people, they will always have found something bad to you. I think it's just
part of the life.
And turning his back on TikTok has definitely had some benefits. It appeared in the recent
Bad Boys movie, is now a judge on Italy's Got Talent, and most notably, he's about
to release his own feature film called Double O'Cabi.
My dudes get you loo-
I don't think that-
So I think it's a huge mistake to try to apply like TikTok short form content, like strategies
to like long form media.
And I think it's the same thing as like with streaming.
It's like if you try to make a stream and you try to make it like the same as a YouTube
video, it's not going to work, right?
The only thing that works is if you make something for that platform, right, it's a different
content medium. Yeah, exactly. 2.5 billion likes. Yeah, a lot of people watch this guy.
Absolutely. And I think honestly, like why he's been suddenly hated, imagine making
a guy famous for nothing, then being mad that he's famous for nothing. The internet
audience will be praising him in three years for what he did and hating on him now
for the same thing. These people can never be happy. They're only doing it because
it's a power fantasy. Why did we make them those followers account of TikTok self-awareness left
the chat bro doesn't talk and still getting canceled on God this generation is cooked at this point
of stage hating has become a trend yeah that's the way it is for everybody so like almost all
content creators and you can see this on like LSF for example like how many of you guys have
seen like content creators that have go they go through this transition where it's wow look
Look at this new content creator.
Wow, look how many viewers they're getting.
Wow, they're getting so popular.
Like we knew they were great.
Oh, wow, here they are.
Oh, I don't know if I like them anymore.
Like, oh, this isn't, yeah, it's the same stuff.
Like people, basically people love the power fantasy
of being able to bring you up.
And they also love the power fantasy
of being able to bring you down.
And so if they can't have both of those, they get upset.
And that's it every time they've changed.
Yeah, exactly.
And that's how it is with everything.
They were always bad.
Yeah.
And it's fun as a commenter.
I mean, I guess, I mean, I don't know why it would be,
but I guess, but yeah, here's the video.
I'll link it to you guys.
Why do people watch him?
Yeah, LSF thinks they control streamers.
A lot of people think that they do that.
And it's again, it's all about a power fantasy.
Once you understand that the reason
why people comment stuff like this
is for a power fantasy and for attention,
everything else makes perfect sense.
it all fits together and it's not confusing at all.
Let's get in the movie where they made a,
I made you, I can unmake you, I don't know.
Would you be mad if we tried to bring you down?
Well, there's people that try to do that all the time, right?
I mean, people always try to make you look bad.
People will try to like, you know,
make you look stupid or whatever.
I think that's very, very common, right?
It's not anything that's,
it's not even something that I would take personally.
It's just, this is the way it is, right?
I mean, people just treat you this way
and they get frustrated and jealous.
And so they wanna figure out a way to make you look bad.
That's it, as well as some of the trolls.
For me, I don't really think about it a lot.
I think it's just part of the job.
I do, you're obviously going to have people
that are frustrated or mad.
But at the end of the day,
you can't base your decisions.
One of the worst decisions that a content creator can make
is if they cultivate their content
for people who don't like them.
So for me, when people don't like the fact that I'm doing,
you know, like, I don't know, I'm playing a game,
I'm doing a react or something that people don't like
or whatever, you're hating on viewership Andes,
but you adapt your content to them,
you change your content, in my opinion,
after Johnny Depp case blew up from Reacts
and you're not a wild streamer anymore,
nothing wrong with adapting and moving to what's popular.
Well, the reality is like, so if you think about like,
for example, like the Johnny Depp trial, sorry, not trailer,
that's actually not true.
Because if you go back and you look at,
and yeah, this is a, you know,
like Needing Curve the Pog, Genji 74,
yeah, you're a wild player, right?
I feel like that's probably like what's going on here
is that I did it to myself.
Yeah, so like before I did that,
Like in 2020, I played WoW a lot,
but I didn't just play WoW.
In 2021, I transitioned over to playing Final Fantasy
and I played WoW like very intermittently
and actually rarely.
And I played other games after that.
In 2022, the Johnny Depp thing,
that's not even true.
Like before Johnny Depp,
I was playing Lost Ark and Elden Ring every day.
I wasn't even doing that.
And I was playing like New World at the time too.
So I had actually already shifted away from WoW and that was 2021.
Oh, where? Yeah, I know. It's fucking weird.
I, yeah, people change.
Yes, it was playing WoW.
Didn't you slowly introduce Reacts through WoW?
Yeah, I did.
And it was a strategy that I did consciously.
You're reacting way before the trial.
I was.
And so if you go back, I'm not hating just an opinion.
Well, like what I'm saying is that I stopped being a WoW streamer in 2020.
I would say and I think that guaranteed I stopped being a live streamer in 2021
That's whenever I completely stopped playing wow, and I played Final Fantasy every day
Like that's that's stopping being a live streamer. So like the Johnny Depp trial was like way way later on
Yeah, I mean that's it media shares or reacts. We ever streamed out again at some point. Yeah, sure
No, I'm not I'm not I'm not banning you. I'm just saying
What I'm saying is that a lot of people that have a viewpoint like that
The viewpoint that they have is actually not right and not not that it's not right in their head
It's that it's not accurate. And so if you're making decisions based off of people that are thinking about something in some in a way
that's not true
you're going to make a lot of mistakes and
Don't go back there keep doing what you're doing. Well, I'll do what I feel like doing, right?
I mean, that's always what it's going to be but my point is that
when you make content for people that don't like you and you try to make people like you,
what you do is you alienate two groups of people, because people that don't like you will still
respect you for not caring about them, but people who do like you won't respect you for not caring
about them. That's what happens. And so again, a background is you happy? Yeah, yeah, sure,
right? I mean, that's that's what I've done for a very, very long time.
That was Dark Souls 1, the first game that you streamed other than WoW.
No, PubG was, but I did stream Dark Souls, or sorry, Dark Souls 1.
That was the time. I remember, dude, I forgot who I was talking to about this.
I remember the day, the first day that I started playing Dark Souls 1 so fucking well.
I remember I woke up and I was gonna play, I was gonna play WoW for a little while
And I did an intro for Wow and I remember I hit like 10,000 viewers in like 20 minutes or something like that
Which like at that time was like crazy for me and I was like what the fuck like where are all these people coming from like
there's all these people that want to watch and
People like yeah, let's see Dark Souls. Let's see Dark Souls and I remember like that day I
Got like 37,000 viewers which like at the time you've got to keep in mind, right?
I mean this was like 2018 and like it was insane like it was like the mainstream for like that whole day
everybody was watching this right and
people were going crazy and
What ended up happening was like
So I did the stream the stream did extremely well
It was like massively successful like hugely successful and 2019. No, it wasn't it was 2018
It was the because I remember because that Christmas
Like my girlfriend at the time came to visit during Christmas and it was 2018 into 2019
So it was like November. I I think it was like October November
November or December of
2018 and then at the end of it I finished the stream and it was a long stream and I remember s-fan didn't that come over to
pick me up and
And we go out to eat barbecue to celebrate.
And like Esfan and Zach are like, yeah,
this is gonna be great, man,
because now you're gonna be able to host us playing other games
and like we're gonna be able to play these games with you.
And then like we can be on your stream.
And it's like, and then I remember,
I'm pretty sure I bought everybody dinner that night.
I don't remember this exactly, but like, yeah.
And like I was like totally okay with this, right?
Because I'm like, okay, if I eat everybody eats, right?
These are my boys.
You know, I'm gonna help my friends,
but it was so fucking funny, man.
I remember I started talking about it.
Yeah, yeah, we were celebrating it.
And then I remember S-Fans started playing Dark Souls 1
and then you started playing Dark Souls 3.
Yeah, bro, at the same time you said before
that you did it by dinner, I don't remember it.
That probably was another time for it.
But yeah.
And so I remember that day very, very clearly.
And that was 2018.
And even back then I realized that just making wow content
would not work, right?
Can you look at SmashJT on YouTube?
You got a cease and desist.
It's such a stupid cease and desist.
It might be worth looking at it.
Yeah, I might look at that.
I'll probably look at it tomorrow.
That way I can see it.
But yeah, weren't you frustrated at one point
that you couldn't learn a new game?
Glad you got over it, dude.
Glad I got over it.
I will be too when it happens.
yeah
i will be too that'd be great though such a good day because bfa sucked exactly
yes master she can retire grams of the kind of a watch i'd have to see it and
look for myself i don't want to look at it today right but i'll look at it at
some point
will well ever come back to its glory days tell stop it stop it just try to
listen we had such a great time playing while everything in while was super
fun
but right now i just feel like the games kind of stale and i'm not that
excited about it
and uh... you know if it comes back and i get more excited about the game that
i'll play it again right i mean i i i don't really have a lot of like real
like negative emotions about it
but that's the way i feel about it
you talk about the vtubers or band at the end of twitchcon
no i didn't see that uh... which vtubers got banned at the end of
twitchcon i'll talk about this for a minute i want to watch this and then
i think uh... i i did download the game
and we're gonna make a goal bro we know we don't think this
i'm ready
uh... yeah which uh... which vtubers got banned
who got banned
unhappy while happened so i had to pull the plug i i really love the game and it
was great
yet transmog of malnoss maybe
well either way um...
i think that it's weird because sometimes vtubers get held to a higher
standard that real one then real women do
and i think it's just it's very very fucking annoying i hope all of them
i'm a very big vtuber fan i like vtubing i think it's a good idea
and i think that also like it's
it there's a lot of reasons why i like i think the two things i'm not got a
channel back yet of course you
uh... that's it
grows your favorite i i don't know if i have a favorite vtuber right i have to
really think about it
but um... there's a lot of vtubers that i just
like if you basically
if you play any gotcha game you've probably had to watch a vtuber before
right i mean there's a lot of them to do that
i don't i don't want to say favorites okay
they're all my favorite
I'm VTubing's biggest hater.
There you go.
Hey, there it is.
So I know this might sound crazy
and people might not believe this, but I've actually never downloaded a dating app.
But apparently
they're fucking awful.
People hate dating apps now.
You're lucky.
Well, it's just it's honestly just because I'll just message her on Twitter or
something like that, right?
I mean, it's not like I don't do it.
It's just that I don't use dating apps.
So the other day I was thinking about dating apps, right?
And I was wondering how they were getting on.
And it turns out that they are not doing great.
Jesus.
I mean, again, like I do feel like this is again COVID.
This is like a COVID readjustment.
I mean, these are effectively tech companies and a lot of tech companies have had this happen.
Bumbled actually down 92% since it first went public.
public and match group the company which owns basically every other dating app is
this is legal wait what the hell this looks like a monopoly to me what the fuck
yeah it is doing pretty badly as well wow people are falling out of love with dating apps and this
is affecting gen z in particular who are becoming less likely to spend money on yes in fact Forbes
was half run a survey and found that 79% of Gen Z respondents said report
experiencing some form of dating app burnout.
Yeah, see, here's the problem, right?
Is that if you're on dating apps, if you're a girl, like I've seen girls
dating at matches and it's like this can be like a 21 year old girl.
And every 45 year old dude that owns a Camaro is matching with her.
He's like, yeah, I got three kids. Yeah, bro. Yeah, I've got like five bumper stickers
on my on my truck about Trump. Like it's just, you know, all this other stuff, right? You
know, the wraparound sunglasses. Fuck yeah. And like they'll message these girls and they'll
say weird shit. And then like, if you're a guy, it's really hard for you to get matches
unless you're like probably top 10, 20% of like attractability. It's bad, man.
So like there's just different problems that like men and women run into.
Like it's not like they have the same problems, but they both have problems.
And it's also become pay to win too.
You might have even seen that the companies have resorted to some some interest in marketing
techniques.
For example, Bumble got in trouble for some ads that they ran trying to convince women
to no longer be salibate, I guess.
You know full well of all of salipacy isn't the answer.
What's wrong with it?
People would cry as professional problem havers who who the fuck cares it's weird. I mean, I
I don't know maybe a little bit but like is it worth getting upset about or putting an apology out
for I don't think so too happy with these adverts. Yeah, this is a far cry from the promise that
day gaps made for us when they first launch it would be difficult to believe that around a
a decade later they'd be launching $500 a month membership programs.
I could believe that.
Yeah, I could easily fucking believe that because it's like, of course,
you want to do that. What the fuck? Well, it's just conspicuous consumption.
So people that make a lot of money can, uh, you know,
find women that want guys that make a lot of money.
It's that simple. Are people that desperate? And then there's also like,
thing is that people generally want to date inside of their income stratosphere, like obviously
for guys, it's like, you know, culturally, right, it's like, more acceptable, like the guy makes
more money than the woman. But like, men and women both want to date somebody who earns
around the same amount of money that they do, right? So there isn't the perspective worry
of an ulterior motive. I mean, it just logically makes sense, right?
We tried to understand how we ended up here.
We maybe can come to some interesting conclusions, not just about these apps, but maybe about
human relationships more broadly and the assumptions that we might make about each other.
The first thing that's worth explaining is that the decline of these apps is in large
part a signal of broader trends in technology.
There's this idea of enshafication, the phenomenon of online platforms degrading
the quality of their services.
You know what the Twitch app is?
The best fucking example of this.
The Twitch app is so fucking bad for this.
And shitification, yep.
The time leading to an overall decline
in user satisfaction and overall value.
This is something that's really brought across technology.
It is best characterized through Airbnb.
Starting initially as a promised land
where you could rent out a spare room
at the fraction of the cost of a hotel.
But ending up in a situation
where people are paying $200 cleaning fees
and have curfews and service fees for a rental.
The most-
Yeah, and this is always how it is.
It's the same as DoorDash or something like that.
It's like, oh, it's $5 delivery.
Well, what about the service fee?
What about the tip?
What about the transaction fee?
What about the delivery fee?
It's like, how do you have a service fee,
a delivery fee, and a transaction fee?
Get the fuck out of here.
And then that's not even counting your tip. Yes. Oh my god
This example of ancient vacation is a BMW you in 2022
launched a
subscription to just unlock the heat seats that were already in
the car
crazy
This makes me so mad
Because like this it should be illegal to do that
like it should be legal like why are you doing this like there's no reason to do this going
backwards yes it's so stupid it is. Dating apps are not immune to this problem as fundamentally
they are technology companies. The most obvious manifestation of this identification is the
idea that subscriptions are king. I don't know if you know this but Tinder actually has three
separate subscription options on top of the $500 a month subscription plan. These look more like
Tinder, Tinder Plus, Tinder Gold, Tinder Platinum. You know what this reminds me of? It reminds me of
only fans girls or fansly or Patreon girls and like their different tiers of like okay this one you
get personalized videos, this one you get one-on-one messaging, this one you get you know
like everything else, right? This is nuts, man.
Like insurance plans and dating apps.
Dating apps have not become immune from this subscription mania.
And their monetization strategy has led to them feeling more more like a
gacha game. If you don't know what a gacha game is, it's a game.
Yeah. Yeah, that's I could see that.
In that uses like a loot box mechanic where players buy in game currency
and use it to gamble effectively.
In fact, Tinder actually rolled out its own in-app currency that you could use to buy
special features that would increase your chance of finding it.
Yes, skip the line, be the top profile in your area for 30 minutes to get more met.
Oh my god, bro, this is nuts.
Well, it's a very overt shift towards gamification, towards implementing game-like
mechanics in a non-gaming environment.
Yeah.
The literal CEO of the parent company of Tinder is a man named Bernard Kim,
who was the former president of Zynga.
If you don't know him...
They make games.
Who Zynga are. They are the company that is responsible for all of the worst mobile games.
That's crazy. Wow!
What a coincidence!
Damn! How about that?
You know, the ones that look like this, right?
And it's no surprise that these mechanics have been transferred directly from mobile games,
which are some of the most addictive games in the world, to dating apps.
This idea of gamification, broadly put, is simply just driving engagement and driving usership,
not by providing a service, but by hijacking your brain's reward secretary
and making you addicted to the app, rather than enjoying the app.
As these apps have become increasingly gamified, people have responded to much how they would respond to you.
I think that they're just trying to figure out ways to make more money off of people
I don't even think that we need to go into like psychology for this
It's just like okay, we're going to put all these ankle weights on you so you can pay us to take them off, right?
Like that's it. It's the same as everything else
You're an actual game by trying to to exploit the mechanics of the game in the world of
Dying this model has as hinge hacks
So this is cool
Well, which I didn't know about of people sharing techniques and tips that you can use to make your experience of
using dating apps a little better. Some of these things include refreshing your hinge
feed by threatening to delete your account, which supposedly flags hinge. It makes you
way more...
Jesus Christ. I didn't realize how down bad people are. Is it really this bad, guys?
This is crazy. It's... oh my god. What the fuck, man? This is crazy. I didn't know
other people's speed. Other people's decisions have been things like choosing to use AI wingman to create a profile that is optimized for these algorithms.
Oh God. Yeah, so people were talking about how they wanted to make AI versions of themselves to talk with people so they could filter out bad matches.
It's just, it's just, it's, it's, this is really something special.
The certification isn't necessarily a complete explanation though, because despite the fact
that many other services in technology have been getting worse and worse, the companies
seem to still be doing great.
And there are some unique dynamics of these apps that make them especially prone to collapse
and that can help us understand the mass exodus.
Part of it is simply the fact that these apps promote the idea that they'll literally
change your life.
Hinge, for example, markets itself is the dating app designed to be deleted, which
which is an extremely big promise.
It's a promise that I personally, as a cynic,
feel like that isn't necessarily true.
Of course it's not true.
Absolute fucking bullshit.
Yeah, you're just saying that.
Yeah, exactly.
Met my wife on Hangeman Married 2.5 years now.
Oh, there are a lot of people
that have had success stories with dating apps.
Like I know people that have personally.
So it's not like it's uncommon,
but it's not like it's also super common either.
hinges owned by a $9 billion company.
Yeah, of course it happens.
Won't you delete any of their apps?
I should mention that I try to consult a variety of sources.
And sometimes that leads you, especially with dating,
down some uncomfortable rabbit holes.
And so I want to maybe address a few preconceptions
that people can often have after having had a bad experience
with dating apps.
They're not an enjoyable experience for anyone,
regardless of gender identity.
Around 80% of women report feeling some level of burnout
around 74% of males report feeling
some kind of burnout as well.
Oh yeah, people always do this thing
where it's like women have it so easy on dating apps
and like men have it so hard, which is like,
yes, this is true.
Women, it's easy to have sex.
Or sorry, yeah.
Basically for a woman, it's hard to have sex,
but it's easy to have sex,
but it's hard to have a relationship.
And for guys, it's very hard to even have sex.
So like women go on and they're looking for relationships,
but it's just a bunch of guys that wanna fuck them.
And then men go on and they're looking for sex,
but it's just a bunch of single moms
that want you to pay for their kids.
So it's just like basically you're there,
but you're looking for the,
you're not getting a thing you're looking for, right?
A market player, yeah, that's what it is.
So true, I guess so.
The unenjoyable experience is pretty evenly split across the aisle.
We have some very different problems that I care, but no set of problems is more significant than the other.
Interestingly enough, men outnumber women 3 to 1 on Bumble and Tinder.
And women report higher rates of negative experiences.
That's not to invalidate the fact...
Yeah, it's because there's a lot of guys that are just trying to hook up with girls and that's it.
Yeah, obviously.
Like, duh. Yeah, of course. Women have more experiences, yeah.
That men obviously have incredibly high rates of negative experiences, but rather to emphasize
the fact that nobody enjoys the experience of dating apps. The grass isn't greener on
anyone's side. Men are far more likely to experience feelings of rejection, feelings
of being ignored, whereas it seems like the issues that women report are more, well,
different to the different at least right. So a 2023 survey found that over half women under 50
who'd used dating apps had been sent a sexually explicit message that they didn't ask for.
I'm amazed that it's not higher. As I said, if you're a guy and you can stop yourself from
sending unsolicited messages with pictures of your dick to a girl, you've automatically beat out
20% of guys. You've already beat them. If you could stop yourself from sending pictures of your
dick to people, you're already in the top 80%. Like 40 maybe. Right? I mean, to be fair, it's just
one guy. I mean, it's one guy showing the same dick to like 30 different girls. So yeah, it's 50%.
But like that 50% only comes from maybe 20 or 10% of guys. You know, it's just
It's complicated.
But generally, the issues that lead people to feel burnt out are more broadly the failure
to find a good connection, being ghosted, being lied to, feeling rejected, and having
boring or nutsubstantial.
So is it actually true that like on dating apps, there'll be like people that use photos
of themselves that are like really old?
And to be fair, like I actually do this.
Yes, it is true.
this photo I took this picture when I was I think 25 maybe even before then so like
this picture is almost 10 years old yeah it's iconic now though it is I and like
now I can't change it but yeah no I get it so I guess I'm doing the same thing
guys it's coming on these apps have you guys ever gone on I'm just gonna say it
Have you guys ever gone on a date with a girl and then she's over 50 pounds heavier in real life than she is in her photos?
Has this happened?
Man that happened to me twice both times. I just left
Bro doesn't want to jump on a grenade
That's crazy. I
saw
There was a photo of
like a picture and
And it was like apparently it doesn't show you the photograph of a person, but it shows the board version of it and
It said this girl matched with you and
The girl was really fat. It was obvious that she was really fat just based off of like the silhouette and the caption said
Even
Even in the fog of war a tank is visible. Yeah, I just like bro. I saw that. Yeah, I lost my fucking shit, man
This is so fucking funny!
Destruction, yes!
I don't know where it is. I gotta find that fucking shit. It's on my phone somewhere. Yes. Oh my god.
I started working in this company. I was talking to people with T.M.
Certain photos they came out to me the office didn't know who they were because they're both fat and old.
So there was this guy.
So there was like one of these like, you know, you guys have like your better call Saul like local lawyers.
Well, one of them was at my fucking gas station.
And it was like a photo of the guy right and it's like, you know, he's like this, you know, like really
You know like established like Hispanic man, you know, like very well manicured
You know black hair, you know firm face, you know, he's gonna fight for you, etc
I go into the store. I see some fat old
cray-haired man buying scratch offs
It's like five of them in his fucking head.
It's like, you son of a bitch.
You're really doing this.
And I can see his car park there.
Yeah, peak mail.
Yeah.
Okay, that photo was taken in 1996.
Now, let's maybe understand a bit more about the user experience and what kind of leads
to these super high rates of dissatisfaction.
And whether dating apps are actually benefiting from this or not, because it seems like they
aren't benefiting from this huge level of dissatisfaction that people are experiencing.
I want to explain a little term from economics called adverse selection.
Planet Money wrote a little piece explaining how adverse selection might be an important
factor in understanding why dating apps have gotten so bad lately.
It's possible that dating apps face adverse selection.
Basically, a new app starts up and hopeless romantics looking for real love begin flocking
to it. But so do sleazy types who lie on their dating profile. Over time, the earnest daters
go on a bunch of bad dates, encountering people who have no interest in real relationships
or who's profiles. Well, and this is a problem like a lot of guys have, is that they don't
understand what would I call it? The Hocabulary, which are the words that women use on dating apps
to make something sound like something else. And so there's a lot of, yeah, they're pussy, right?
And so the issue is that a lot of people don't understand how to watch out for like different
problems, right? They're slang. Exactly. Like for example, real man treat me like a princess.
Let's see, boy mama. Yeah, this can mean a lot of things.
uh oh quote from uh taylor swift uh or any anybody else like that um passenger yeah pass
it i was thinking about this by the way okay god this is gonna sound really bad this could
be taken in such a really bad way. All of their ages started with two. Okay. And there were
two digits, by the way. Let me preface it by saying that I have never dated a girl that
had a driver's license. I don't know what to say. Is that your type? I don't know.
And is there a red flag from it? I guess so. That, hey, now you know why I prefaced
it. Okay. Yep, that that's a C C say a game. Yeah, put that out of context. Yeah, there
you go. Let's see what the rest of this is. But yeah, um, what now about car licenses?
I did a lot of reasons. And yeah, are completely misleading, like lemons driving good cars out
of the used car market. Maybe sleazeball push great catches out of dating apps and
ultimately ruin the quality of the whole app experience.
So people go to a new app in the hopes of finding something
better and the cycle starts again.
This idea of adverse selection is basically the idea
that people can take advantage of the meta on dating app
to promote themselves as something they're not
and ultimately lead honest, well-intentioned users
to feel like the apps don't have any other honest users
because they're only interacting with people
who know how to game the app.
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah, of course, because that's what people
are gonna do, right?
makes sense. It's the same as like botting in video games. Like
whenever a game first comes out, there's no botting. But then
later on, people design bots, and then they start cheating. Yeah,
of course that happens. Any birth certificate? Yeah, clearly,
right? Predator play for a equilibrium. Yeah, sure.
This whole idea of, you know, hinge hacks or using AI tools
to beat the system, yeah, it doesn't necessarily make you a
better person on a date, makes you more representative of what
the market, supposedly looks like to someone who's just downloaded the app.
Well, it's everybody that does that thinks that the reason why they're not getting matches
is because it's like some sort of algorithm thing. Like, oh, well, I'm not in the algorithm.
So that means, you know, like, that's why I'm not getting matches.
And it makes people who download the app feel like everyone is awful. There is a
way to actually minimize these bad apples. This is something that's actually been
done before. If you can give the users as much information as you can, they can make more informed
decisions, right? That's intuitive. However, the more information you provide to those users,
the harder it makes for the app to be gamified, because they can't rely on the fact that you
don't know things about other people. This is most clearly show. That's actually a really good
point. That's actually a great fucking point. Yeah. So it's in their best interest to
to not show you information about the other person so they can pay wallet.
Yeah, the fact that hinges premium program hinge plus and hinge X, they both allow
you to actually add more information about yourself.
They allow you to filter your dates by location, by activity, and to
fine tune exactly what you're looking for, which inevitably leads to a better
dating experience and reduces this problem of adverse selection.
And this isn't just theoretical.
We can take the example of okay, Cupid, which has actually gone
through a bit of a transformation from being a dating app that dealt with this problem
of bad apples a lot better than the new school dating apps.
And there's also apparently girls like so I hear that girls use dating apps to just sell
subscriptions of only fans. Is that true? Like they basically aren't even looking
for a date. They're just looking to like, you know, promote their only fans. Is this
through and Instagram. Yeah, apps are fucking literally that's nuts.
Or escorting, that's true.
Yeah, it could just also be escorting, right?
It's like this girl that's like, oh, yeah, I just do only fans and I'm here to promote it.
Oh, wow, I mattress somebody that has a five hundred dollar a month plan.
Yeah, let's see what he's doing.
He's becoming another tender clone.
I found this comment.
That's a good point.
You describe their experience and I think it captures quite well.
What's going wrong with these apps?
Okay, Cupid used to be really great before they were sold off to match matches the company that owns tender and hinge and all of the other ones
It was a pretty simple concept that worked really well
Start people off by forcing them to answer at minimum like 25 matching questions around things like politics religion
handling money
Hygiene etc core factors that people would consider when dating essentially
But the kicker was that you also got to specify how you would like your potential match to respond to the same question
And you got to wait that response based on how much you cared about that particular question
After about 25 questions you could always get a large enough sample size to match people
But it worked best at matching people that had answered over a hundred questions each. It was like a surprise
Magic anyone with over an 80% match on that site always ended up being a surefire amazing conversation
Well, they had to get rid of that. Yeah.
That well, then now you can't make any money off of them.
Person is describing without necessarily realizing is this idea of adverse selection.
The idea that just by having more and more information about who your potential
matches are in terms of their interests, their likes, their personality,
you can basically make dating apps be fantastic.
However, the issue with that is that they can become a bit too good.
Right. And you end up in the situation where every person you match with
There's actually a pretty good person and you're therefore extremely likely to stop using the ideal situation for these apps is this weird
Middle ground where they want you to find someone you like but not too often and not someone that you like too much
Yeah, then you delete the app, but they don't want you to have zero matches because that means that you'll delete the app
Super quickly. That's kind of the optimal model of a dating app
What's called it?
The thing is that he's completely right because that's logically how they would make the most money
me. That's crazy. But yeah, space, I guess, is far.
Where you get a reward at an unpredictable interval, you get a reward that's big enough
every time to keep you chasing the next one. 36,000.
They're pretty much like balancing game, and they're clearly not doing a very good job
at it. When it comes down to it, ultimately, people want what they've always wanted,
which is meaningful connection with others. And I think the real danger here is that
people have been generalizing their experiences on dating apps as broader generalizations of
how quote unquote society is today. And I think that's a big problem because I would hope that
most of us understand that say social media isn't necessarily a one-to-one representation
of how people behave in real life. Yeah, that's true. I mean, I go to the store and I see girls
there that have boyfriends that are fat and ugly all the time and there's guys that have
wives that are fat and ugly too. But there's plenty of fat and ugly people that are dating
other people. It happens all the time. But usually it's just you go on an app and people
aren't going to see it that way. They're not going to have that viewpoint. Yeah, it's
like the girls looking. Yeah, exactly. I only date baddies and I'm fat and ugly.
Hey, bro, like that's it, man.
Why not?
Yeah, the key to a woman is to focus on yourself.
I mean, I don't know.
I mean, you talk about like what the best way
to attract somebody is like a million different things,
a million different people, right?
But like at the end of the day,
yeah, there's plenty of people
that have options like that.
But if you're on a dating app,
you're literally looking at everything at face value.
So it just makes sense that
that's where things are gonna be reduced to.
I had premium tender
So I could see who liked me.
I got matches every now and then.
When I let the premium run out within two days,
I had 10 matches I couldn't see.
They have crazy tricks at play.
It's crazy how they can have all these different apps
that are owned by the same conglomerate company
that effectively act as like faux competition
inside of a market.
That's so fucking funny.
You took Twitter posts, for example,
to be the representation of how everyone behaves in general.
You'd be scared to go outside.
If you took Instagram real comments, you'd think every woman was incredibly racist all
of the time.
It's an algorithmic mirage.
And if you looked at YouTube shorts, you'd think that every woman is stupid.
Yeah.
No, I know that.
That's absolutely true.
Yeah.
Social media gives you a very distorted view of the world.
Yeah, exactly.
It's an algorithmic mirage, right?
These algorithms are so capable of building a mirage that makes you think that what
they're showing you is simply a direct representation of what reality is when it's been filtered
through layers and layers of algorithms and psychology in order to fundamentally change
how you interact with it. The good thing that we can take home from this is that people are
ultimately voting with their wallets, which is by far one of the most effective ways you can
actually create change. There's a big trend that you might have seen it of run clubs now.
A lot of people are joining run clubs in order to find love and this see that's smart
because who is it that can't run?
It's crazy, huh?
Man, how about that?
To me, it's ultimately a good thing.
It means that people are actually choosing to create
the wrong alternatives,
which is exactly what we need right now.
There's many, many angles you can approach this from,
but ultimately, the biggest reason they're doing so badly
is that they're not providing the service that they promised.
The collapse of dating apps doesn't mean
the collapse of romantic love.
It means that it's actually going to spread
bit more towards the places where it needs to be towards these organic spaces. But then again,
I'm also incredibly, incredibly single. So, you know, yeah, I wouldn't listen to my opinions on
this kind of stuff too much, right? Let's be honest. Yeah, in my sense, a good cardio for
a good sense, simply. I mean, I'm just saying like in general, right? I think this is true.
And why does it need to be an organic place? I feel like you can talk about like organic
or not, but I think at the end of the day, right, really your ankle club is a half-flight back,
I guess so, right? And the outcome will be even more singles whenever dating apps are falling off.
I guess so. Best dating advice? I mean, like, I think just try to try to talk to women like
people and not like something that you're trying to have sex with. Like, that would be my only
real like, yeah, just try to treat people like people and take an interest in what they're
saying and talking about, and don't send them unsolicited pictures of your
dick. Like that would be like, I would say those things would really help out a
lot, right? Being not cringe? Yeah, exactly, right? It's that simple. Oh my
god. Let me see here. And uh, tell us that. Yeah, there you go. And the problem
is how do you create a dating app that's financially incentivized to lose
customers when they find a match? I think that people can't expect a
for-profit company to exist for their best benefit.
And if you expect that, you're going to fuck yourself over.
So yeah, I don't think you should try to do that.
You should try to use it as a tool,
but you should compartmentalize its use as it being a tool
and not expect it to change your life
or do anything crazy like that.
So yeah, I'll link you guys to video.
I agree with a lot of what he's saying.
And yeah, it's crazy how basically,
They make money off of not giving you information that would help you find a date more easily.
Yeah, this guy makes great videos.
I've watched a few of them before and I think they're really good.
The running club seems like a good idea.
The running club is actually such a five-head idea.
It's insane.
Yeah, I love it.
Okay.
So, let me see here.
Make sure I'm good this way.
I have a good idea for the Rainbow Six operator.
Oh, true.
How about a $1 subscription while you're matched,
while you're looking for it?
I think really, I mean, it's a dating app.
You shouldn't look at it to solve your life.
No app is gonna solve your life or fix your problems.
Like, I wouldn't expect that at all.
She wouldn't even try.
Yeah, I don't know, I would never really
get a dating app myself.
Like, I am a degenerate and so I don't think
that would really work very well for me.
Let's be honest.
so yeah anyway we are going to try this game so this game came out i think
yesterday
we're gonna play it
this is a new mmo
it is finally fucking time
give me a minute
okay good
somebody already took your name
no
no
no
there's no way
So I bought the, uh, I bought the one that cost it a lot of money.
And so hopefully I get like, uh, I don't know how this game works.
I don't know anything about it.
And so we're going to try it out.
We're going to see what happens.
We're going to make a guild and everything.
Um, if we can load the game.
Okay.
There we go.
We're good.
Minus $700.
Oh, that's it.
Man, that's nothing compared to lost arc.
Vanessa, don't mess Lollipop chainsaw repop.
I don't give a fuck about this.
It looks like the biggest piece of shit I ever seen.
I'm not gonna play that.
Is this a free to play game?
Welcome to Throne and Liberty.
You can set whether or not to use the game access voice guide.
When activated, the guide will lead you to join the game.
No.
Just a minute.
Come on, 43%? 46, 47? Okay. Good. We're already over half. It's not going to crash, gentlemen.
This will not crash. This is my song. Music's good yet is. 81% gentlemen. Come on. 90 do
Do not crash. Do not crash my computer.
Okay, let's fucking do this.
All right, English, voice English.
You mean American.
Before you play, to enter the past world of sodium,
you must agree to Amazon games code of condix
and the total terms of service.
Protect the community.
Okay, so I can't use the N word, I can't cheat,
And I can't shut it.
What?
What?
Oh, come on, guys.
Oh.
All right, classic mode, action mode.
Classic control mode with separated character and camera controls.
I think I want to go with action mode.
Yeah, I think we go action mode, right?
Turn it down.
Yeah, yeah, sorry about that.
Yeah, I don't know what it's like.
Press one button and it changes it. It's not a big deal.
Okay, continue.
Headphones, obviously.
Reduce ear-stream. What the fuck is ear-stream?
Oh, brightness and transparency of the image.
Well, I'm gonna be honest. I can't even see it.
I can see it here.
Like, but I'm gonna put it like this for you guys.
I'll do 70%.
Yeah.
It's because it's basically like this monitor that I have is like very very like low brightness
And I also have the light right in my eyes
It's like I have the Sun
very very bright
Subtitles chat font size will do 16 point font no camera sank
Shake excuse me blood effects. Absolutely
Epic recommend me
Epic I agree
Okay, so let me look at the settings here, control mode,
prevent failing,
Q skills,
auto move, toggle basic attack, toggle aim skills.
I don't know whether this is gonna be good or not.
I'm just gonna try to base it off of this.
Okay, controls, character, character name transparency.
I wanna see my name.
Uh, Astral Vision, countin' what that is.
Wind Indicator, Damage, okay, all this should be fine.
Show my nameplate.
I wanna show my character name.
And Matty, I guess this is like a pet, I don't give a fuck about that.
Okay, that's fine, Items, Auto Acquire consumables, okay good, Camera, I'll decide
that when I'm playing. Okay, content. I want to make sure we've got everything ready here, okay?
Fixed camera while fishing, chat. UI, UI size. We're going to make larger. We're going to make it
four. You see, you guys can see it better. Actually, I think three is better. Never mind.
Chat bubbles. We'll see everything for now. People are annoying. We can turn it off.
Okay. Notifications. Notifications are off. Okay, good. Community. Okay. Content. All right. Taxed. I don't, I want to, yeah, I don't want taxes. Brightness is 165. Vertical sync. Okay, that's all fine. Quality.
Okay, we're all like I mean obviously I have a 4090 right Starfords by the way, so this is not a big deal for me
Sound okay all this is good
Other characters. I'm just gonna turn this down already
Okay, I think that we are ready to go motion bar graphics
Motion blur
right there turn it off we're good thank you all righty gentlemen it's a new
little well it's fine I was gonna work it gets laggy in towns good that means
there's a lot of people playing the game let's enter the game okay what's the
most popular realm probably the orange one right turn oh I can't I can't
Thank you character there. Okay, so let's do
Lashland I
Think we do this one here
Because this one I'm betting the orange color here is
Eastern oh, this is West
Cancel I'm just gonna cancel that
Yeah
Yeah, so we want to go orange is beans busy. Yeah, that's good
I want to I want to play on a realm of a lot of other people right like I don't want to play in a dead realm
fast okay we're gonna go to lash land guys yep we'll make an account there
server transfer anyway all right yep it says good busy and full okay so the red
one is full this one's not full but it's less character creation lock what the
fuck okay so we're gonna go with this lash land
the star of sylveth it is said to be the seal stone containing sylveth yeah
goddess of destruction this magical star of destruction
were shattered into pieces all across the world and those who were born with this
fragment were called the Starborn. Is that me? In 1192, during an age of
conflict, the Archean commander Khazar sought to use the power of the Star
Fragments as a tool of rule. The wizard Jan Junith sent Calanthia, a witch, to
Oh, shit. Well, not one. Oh, is this it? I remember they showed this one before I
had seen this. I love how there's killing a bunch of little kids. Just killing everybody.
Great. Uh-huh. They deserve it, yeah. Oh, we got the wizard here. Nice. Oh, fuck.
Oh, she turned on the zombies.
Uh-oh.
Ooh, bro, he didn't buy...
He didn't play Pay to Win.
Oh, shit.
What the fuck?
Okay, let's go ahead.
We're gonna be a guy, obviously.
Okay, appearance settings.
So, let's look at...
Alright.
Which one of these are we gonna go with?
I'm going and looking about these. I don't see anything really that good. I feel like probably just just this one
This seems decent right? We start with this and then face type a
Can I move this around I?
Can okay, I've got a pretty thin face
Yeah, yeah, that's good
Okay, and then shape for skin
Glossy skin, that's grease, right? So I want to have it about right there.
Color, I think that's just actually about right anyway. Wrinkle depth.
Oh shit.
Okay, we're gonna have him... we're gonna put it like maybe...
We don't really have wrinkles. I would say probably just zero. Yeah, let's have it at zero.
Freckles?
I don't have any freckles. Let's turn that off.
Opacity, doesn't do anything, scar types.
I don't think this really even shows anything.
Oh, that was kind of cool.
Always got a scar on the side of his face.
Yeah, let's do that.
Yeah, I'll be badass.
You can upload your face.
You can import your photo.
No way.
I think that we should just go with the normal picture,
right, the third one?
Yeah.
Okay, open image in new tab.
Alrighty, we're gonna save this one here.
Give it a minute.
Um, okay, uh, desktop and we'll save it.
Okay, me IRL.
Okay, it has been saved.
And accept.
Okay, my photos.
How's this work?
Alt-Tab?
Can I drag it on there?
Um, give me a minute.
I think you need to activate Steam Overlay.
Use the QR code with my phone.
Oh, will that show, like, photos in my phone?
I don't take pictures of myself on my phone.
Like...
I'm trying to think, like, the last photo I have of myself on my phone.
Uh...
Yeah, I don't have any.
this is from June. Um, I took one in April. I took a photograph of myself in April. Well,
what? Yeah, why would I take a picture of myself? Who wants to look at that? So, hmm.
Oh, man. If I scan this QR code, will it show all the photos on my phone? Because like,
would be a very bad thing hide screen and try it that's a good idea okay give me a
minute show options okay link okay select image okay I'm trying to find a
photo here should I just hmm do one right now wait so you guys want me to
take a photo and then it seems like a lot of work guys yes okay all right fine
okay we're doing it okay and select image all right okay done apply this was
the photo I sent them okay just so you guys can see it give me a minute I gotta
pull it up okay um well uh yeah that didn't work at all one-to-one yeah um
man that man that that that's bad that's real bad Jesus change the hair and go
with it guys guys I want to try let me see if I could try a couple other ones
okay I'm gonna do the one I'll do two of them okay I'll do the the one for my
this one here for my my Zach Rar account and then I'm gonna do the one for my
main Twitter okay because I don't think this looks like me at all give me a
minute I'm saving these it doesn't yeah it doesn't like wait if I show you
guys the QR code you guys would be able to scan the QR code yourself and then
upload photos of yourself right anyway let me see if it changes the QR code yes
it does okay do we want to see what you guys look like do I want to see what you
guys look like this is probably such a massive fucking mistake who's this so
this is one of my viewers it's this guy right here hey hey this guy it's a
good looking dude yeah it's all right all right we got another one unable to
find it okay all right another one that's literally me that's my average
viewer all right let me see if I get another one oh shit oh shit that's me
is that you oh my god yeah this is the average
Jasmine gold viewer guys, what do you expect?
Okay
All right, let's go again. Oh
shit
Bro, my viewers are good-looking dudes, man
Yeah, these are some good-looking guys
Look at that
French guy. Oh, there. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
It's gonna work again
Soyboy with liver fail. Okay, CC yellow. Oh man
Do the girls next there aren't any there's not gonna be any girls
Like that's not gonna happen
Yeah, there's
It would probably scan if it was a girl's character. It would probably just change it
Yeah, sorry
There's no good. There's not a single girl watching the stream guys
Right man
How about that I guess this month this guy must be but he's probably been watching since classic wow oh
man
Okay, all right
And got an Asian guy maybe watching that's decent was it in fresh? Yeah, I guess so
Okay, you think that could be a girl
Maybe
probably not I'm a probably yeah I don't think that's a girl probably just an
Asian guy you know I'll give it a few more okay damn damn all right yeah the
youngest asmongold viewer I guess so it's pretty fun yeah this is fucking funny
man Savics yeah little yeah it kind of looks a little like Savics yeah I can see
that okay bro a lot oh my god oh my fucking god all right we'll do a nice
got it this is actually so good through the dictone photo what the hell what the
hell who's this guy this could be a girl is Michael Jackson yay you think so
man okay Jesus right yep there it is change the girls okay um I don't know
jump highest fuck Michael is that you oh my god man maybe some of these could
be girls yeah I think that's probably what it is it's gotta be that's that's
It's gotta be what it is.
Emo girl? Yeah, that's gotta be a girl, right?
Do it again, guys.
I'll do a few more than I wanna actually just pick one.
Is that right, guys?
Man, that's crazy.
That's another one of you?
I guess so.
Yep.
This is why inclusion matters.
Uh-oh, we got another one.
Uh-oh, uh-oh.
Man.
Man, this is diversity. Yep, there we go.
This is good content. Alright, we'll do like two or three more, then I'll want to move on.
Inclusion done right? Yeah, I guess so.
So these are the faces of my viewers as, uh, as discovered by Throne and Liberty.
This is so fucking funny.
Do girls too?
No, because I feel like it's just gonna be guys uploading photos of themselves and it makes them look like a girl.
I don't think it's gonna work.
Are all of my viewers bald?
But what is this? What's going- like yeah, half of my viewers are bald.
This is insane, guys. Come on.
Oh shit. Oh my god. Yeah, there we go.
Either bald or they have massive beards. Great bald hope. I guess so. Yeah, they're wizards.
Holy shit. Oh my god.
Oh, it's not working. Give it a second.
Oh shit. Who's face? Well that could be a girl. It could be a girly boy too. Yeah
alright. Mewing? Clearly. Yeah bro. It's mean like crazy. Sephiroth? Yeah. Uh-huh.
Do a few more. This is actually really funny. What the hell? Who the hell is
What is this?
Is Thorin in Scabidi?
Yeah, Jacksepticeye's a kid?
Is it a kid?
Yeah.
You're a soy boy?
Is that it?
Damn.
Well, I'm gonna be honest, like a lot of my viewers are good looking dudes.
Yeah.
Yeah, man.
That's a lot.
Damn.
Another hot guy?
Yeah.
What is this?
This is the average ass.
It's crazy how many of you guys have really big beards.
Like really, man, so basically my audience are middle aged men with beards, primarily
with beards.
Neckbeards?
Look.
They disable it?
Get any more!
Away from me!
Oh no!
A crashes server?
Oh shit!
I think maybe I... oops.
I messed something up.
Okay, too many requested.
Okay, we're gonna have to start with this one then, okay?
We're gonna do this.
Nice ad, bro, yeah, I know.
I guess so, all right, so let's, we'll start with this.
Can I, and I can't even upload, man, that's crazy.
Do you toss the sponsor drink? I guess so. Restart the game? Um, Alt Tab? No, it's not there.
Yeah. Moon Moon, yeah, we still have them up on the steam overlay. I don't know.
Okay, well let's just, let's stick with this for now, okay guys? And let's see what the, wait.
Wait, I can't even do, oh okay, okay, there we go. Alright, alright, we're good.
Take from saved viewers. Wait, okay. Share appearance designer preset. Okay, let's
just go with this. All right, we got this character. You can. I did. I did for a
second. Okay, cheekbones. I don't really care a lot about this. Jaw. Okay, length of
my jaw. I don't really have like a big jaw with a pretty thin face. Yeah,
Definitely protrusion. I don't know probably about like right there
Shin I
Don't even know where that should go
With I've got pretty thin chin height. Yeah, that's about right
Okay
Please play shut up bitch shut up pussy
Okay, what do we got here?
Um, and pretty big eyes so we're gonna go with this instead cool. Let's go with the big eyes
Iris, okay, uh both sides and we're gonna go with
We'll go with brown also
Dark brown, okay good
That's good type
I think yeah, that's good size
Damn, okay, um
I'd say like right about here, maybe 21, okay brightness
Probably about like right there
Damn, I really I look like a fucking demon. What the fuck? I didn't even realize this
damn, uh
Wow
That's crazy I need a longer face
Can I make the face longer?
Okay long and narrow
Uh, that's about as long as it gets.
Wait, so the problem is that...
I literally can't make my face long enough.
I'm outside of the slider.
Uh, okay.
Welp.
Great.
Awesome.
That's- that's- that's great.
Okay, and I- we'll change the hair in a minute, guys.
Chill the fuck out.
Okay, eyes, eyebrows.
Okay, uh, let's see.
I think probably like that one that should be good eyebrow type
Okay, probably that one there
Opacity there. That's good eyebrow details. I am not even going to leave it like right there
I'm not gonna fuck around with that anymore nose. I have a really small nose. We're gonna go with this one here
I think I
Think that yeah, I think number one is good
Okay, mouth. I have really thin lips. So we're probably going to go with this one here, number
two. And then ears. I don't see headphones on here, so we're just going to stick with
this. Makeup. Okay, let's see what we have for makeup. Ooh. Ew. Oh. Nope. Oh my god.
absolutely not by the way like just just absolutely fucking not okay eyeshadow
eyeliner war paint we're not putting any of this bullshit on him all right now
we have hair and beard okay so hmm I remember my hair used to be like this
when I was 17. That was 17 years ago!
So, um, let's see what else we have.
Um, fuck.
Ooh. Okay, uh, let's just look at hair here.
Okay, normal. No.
Absolutely fucking not.
No. Let me actually just do like this.
okay um that's decent oh emo hair okay decent whoa shit I kind of like this
one damn bro look at that that's good yeah your cousin that's good okay um I
think we're probably just gonna go with I feel like probably just go with
this right i mean like i would go with this if it didn't have the side shaved
like this one's almost like i i mean i guess i could go with this like i don't know
i'm no no we're not going bald okay i don't have another character that's
fucking bald absolutely fucking not long hairs better six
Oh no, I don't like that one too much. This is way too emo. Way too emo. Fuck. I think
I'm just gonna go with this, honestly. Yeah, I think we just go with this one. This seems
good enough, right? Okay, let's see, brown hair and dark brown, dark brown hair. Okay,
it doesn't look brown to me, but it's good enough. All right, decent, contrasting color.
We're not even gonna fuck around with that at all. Let me see. Actually, yeah, I will.
uh dark as well okay beard okay now we have the beard this is the important part no no but
it's kind of funny no no no no no no and okay all right long beard mustache there's no way
Hopefully I can make the mustache more narrow, right?
Okay, anyway.
Um, what are the other options?
Um, let's see, uh, okay, so you've got this.
This is how my, yeah, I used to do this when I was like, 18.
There's a big beard.
Jesus.
There's not that many options.
Can I change the thickness here?
What the fuck?
He's got like an invisible beard.
the hell is this supposed to be? Okay, so he's got a glowing beard, yeah, and
visibird? Okay, this looks like Soldier Boy. We're not gonna go with that. I feel
like we go with this, but I think this is kind of silly. I could also just go...
I don't know, maybe I do that. Four? I think this looks so shitty, but we're
gonna go with it. Yeah, you guys like it, but it's the closest thing even
No, it's not all the way
We'll go with it. That's fine. All right. Let's do it. And then my beard is actually more yellow
So
Actually, I think I made a mistake by trying to change that
Okay, it's a little bit brighter, but that should be fine
Too on top
No, no, that wouldn't work. Oh
Oh, wait a minute. Oh
Oh shit! I see. Okay.
I think that I have...
Is it really one? Like...
It's in between. I guess I'll go with one. Yeah, okay.
Alright, that's fine. We got it. It's okay.
Yeah, that actually looks good.
Okay, um...
Alright.
And... Alright, that's good.
This is fine bottom one's better. It should be fine
Wrong hairline start the game already. I'm not gonna start any faster. Okay tall and skinny
I feel like it needs to be like right about here, right?
Yeah, I feel like yeah, we do like right about here height
Okay, I'm like six three so
I'd say that's like a 20 like I have 31. That's probably like a 27, right?
So, down the guy? Yeah.
Can we see fat? Shut up. Upper body.
Okay, I'm not going to change head size or neck size. I have a pretty small
neck though, I'm going to move it there. Neck length. Oh shit.
Alright, we're going to keep it right there. Shoulder size.
Let's see. I think that's about as good as it's going to get.
Okay, good. Shoulder width.
No, probably about like in the middle I would say and looks good thinner neck. No, it should be fine chest and arms
Okay torso width
Okay, very skinny biceps
Put this down to zero forearm size. We'll put this down to three
Hand size. I have small hands. I'll put this down to put this down to eight
Lower body waist size
Okay, pelvis size
Very skinny. Thigh size. Jesus. Calfs. Okay. How's this? Blanket? Oh! Do I? That's about it. Yeah. Where is it? Yeah. Three bones? Yeah. One to one. I feel like it's about as close as it's gonna get. T-Pose? Yeah, exactly. Okay. Not skinny enough? Yeah. This is already at zero. It doesn't go into zero.
Zero it doesn't go into the negatives. Okay, let's see. All right outfits. I
Don't really give a shit about this
I'm just gonna go with this that's fine
Okay, body type randomized appearance
All right
We have done it. I have created my character
for
Okay, yeah, it does look cool
gentlemen wait a second move my camera down alrighty we have our character pretty
decent right not perfect not great but pretty decent let us begin start game
Well that's cool. It's Sauron! I'm not supposed to do anything, am I?
Uh-oh, uh-oh. Ooh! Ooh!
Oh, okay, okay. Alright, it's me. It's me.
Wraith Arbiter. Arbiter, these nuts!
Oh, oh, oh! No, no! I just... I didn't even...
I just hit all the buttons at the same time.
Okay, um, camera adjustment, okay, that's fine.
All right, finish this tutorial.
Wait, what?
Wait, I didn't even stop them?
Q?
Oh, okay.
Okay, so that's four.
All right.
Oh, shit!
Oh.
Oh, so it's like a timer here.
Okay, so what happens if I...
Okay, so let me zoom in
Can I parry?
So this is just like me swinging on them
I'm trying to it's only purple. Yeah, I didn't know if it was a parry thing or not
Okay, press the button wait the button. Which one does that button do?
Shit
We got shoot this bitch and bro this gun sucks. Yeah, this gun sucks
Wow, bro what?
Wow what a piece of shit
Okay, let's go this way. What's this?
Fought through rates your bow skills. Oh
W and shift to dash, okay? Oh
I'm a dog. Oh
All right
Who's this bitch?
Okay. All right. All right. Let me let me all right. I got five. All right. What's up, bitch? Oh
Get out of here nice
Uh-oh, uh-oh.
Oh no.
Oh no!
Oh, it's the guy!
That's bad.
Oh, shit.
No, it's cool!
I said, what the fuck?
So now, now it's me.
Okay.
Ooh.
Wait, is this like Baldur's Gate 3 narrator?
The guts? Yeah, you can't remove their teeth.
Yes? Okay.
I remember that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, no I do, yeah.
Inter name.
Let's go with Asmongold.
Use his name.
Wow, somebody took the name.
What a surprise, how about Asmon?
Somebody took that name, okay.
All right, Asmonglor.
Okay, let's go ahead and use that.
There we go.
Good one, guys.
Real fucking funny.
Okay.
Real cute.
Fucking retards.
Oh, hi.
Why wasn't I able to have that hairstyle?
You have an eye mirror again?
Okay.
Alright, let's do that.
Okay.
Morph like animals
Okay, I'm gonna pick up the map
Press the n button to open the mouth
Okay, so I'm at the resistance depot
Okay, there's no content great. It's just like every other one. Well, okay
Sounds good. All right. Let's get going. Let's go. Oh
Oh, I'm a furry!
Is that a mount?
Okay, so what do I do now?
I gotta run around?
Fortress A- Fortress A-ron.
What was this?
F10 made many a checkup various content, open the codex.
Okay.
Uh, I- uh, what the fuck?
Oh my fucking- oh my god.
Oh my go- oh my go- oh!
Oop oop great sword long bow
Okay, so what so we got daggers swords great swords crossbow
staff and one I
Think we're gonna go with a great sword in a bow. I
Feel like that's the best idea right
But we go with that
Double great sword. Do you think so crossbow might be better crossbow would be pretty cool. Yeah
I don't know. Why don't I just go with a longbow? I feel like I just go with a longbow. Like, yeah,
I mean that's fine. That's fine. Why don't I just use a bow? Like, it's just a bow. Like,
there's no way it's gonna be bad. Great sword staff, Gandalf build. Ooh, crossbows better. You
guys are saying crossbows better. Longbows S tier? Let's just go with it. All right, who cares?
Oh my god unlock conditions. Okay, that's fine. All right quick slots
Okay, so we have our skills here and I need a active skill book club. Okay, where do I buy these on the store?
Okay, and then we have a level 39 indomitable armor
We can affect. Okay
You can't buy it. Wait what?
Lottie. What's up, bitch?
Shut the fuck up
to go back and get it why are you going to moonshade town i need to repair
something in crescent town
yeah here already do you want to go to the training grounds with me
it's the training grounds action what if we go and be late i'm sure it's
nothing too serious it's urgent besides today is the day we don't get
right passes by the spirit with spirit will be full of energy today so
Let's take it easy. Who's that? Oh, it's fatty over there. You can't keep using that broken soul of brother
Okay
What do you say?
No, let's go. All right
Be careful my friend seems like clay is here to give us this is nice
We already saw him
Okay, so now what do I do?
I love how they never explain the fact that I can turn into an animal.
It's like yeah by the way hey man just go turn into a dog.
Yeah go turn into a dog.
They did not really.
What's this?
I talked to this guy?
Yeah.
Today want to try out some weapons. Mm-hmm. Yeah
Great sword
Sword and shield
That seems stupid. What about daggers? No, that's too stupid
Longbow, I actually think that we're gonna use the crossbow because the longbow looks like it's made for helping my team and
And fuck them. I just want to get a brain team that yeah, let's do this
Staff that's kind of cool. I'll tell you that it's kind of cool
The one oh
It's the port last the pussy. We are fucking do that shit. Yeah
Okay, open main menu
third info right pain view of a line, okay
so
Crossbow
Oh swap up and sets. Okay
okay yeah great sword and crossbow I think that's what we go with guys easiest
decision of my life okay and oh my skills so I'm eating I'm defending
against enemy through attack defense skill each weapon okay so it's like the
Perry got it okay okay okay okay let's try it um oh my camera got fucked up okay got it
all right let's kill this guy oh oh oh oh there we go there it is
all right it can't be used what do you mean it can't be used oh i didn't put the skills on my thing
I know what I'm thinking of. Okay, give me a minute
Okay, I'm gonna use this I'm gonna use this
I'm gonna use this I'm gonna use that
Okay, perfect
All right crossbows. Yeah. No, we got it now
all right
Six
How was that?
Okay, this is yes. Sometimes it's like weird to target
Okay park the Stummy. Oh
oh damn okay seven with seven do oh that's big dick damage okay nice okay
we're gonna stick with this this is good and shoot them in the nuts oh good
idea yeah zoom out no I want to look at my character okay leave fortress oh
oh shit bro you went all attack on Titan on us okay let me take a look here
shoot him yeah you can like turn into like robots and some shit like that
okay
the town buzzes with excitement and energy during such an event you and Lottie
left with scewian's fortress
how nice is it free i have no idea
they gave me a link for it
a peat on peat on these nuts
here yeah i i have a link for let me see if i can if i can do that real quick
fuck let me check here
Uh, okay. Uh, yeah. Okay. Do you have keys? Um, there, I think that should be good. Okay.
I don't think they gave me keys. Okay, let me do this. All right, Peton. Good. Duh.
You would not have made use of the peaton and your grappling hook to continue on, what I think.
No more wrestling.
Okay.
September versus spring? Yeah, it's like an early access thing, I'm pretty sure.
Oh, what's up pussy?
What's up pussy?
Oh!
Wait, what were my attacks?
What were my attacks?
Were he dead?
Oh, shit.
Okay, never mind.
Move towards the Great Tree Wispyryon.
Okay, let's go.
Where they at?
What how's that? Oh
Oh, I just realized I just looked at the map. Let me go back
Okay, all right, we did get this guy. Oh wow what a loser. Okay got him
Where's this dumb needy bitch? Oh?
There's over there. Okay got it. Can I shoot him? Oh?
Oh, okay, um, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, bro, I feel like Crossbow is okay.
I'm gonna mainly just work on the sword, man.
I feel like I need to work on the sword more than anything.
Oops, how did I turn that on?
Uh, the shift tab, okay, oops, so I'm a big idiot.
Okay, bam, bro, he got dicked.
Can you guys see that?
That's 300 damage.
True.
Why doesn't she just turn into a dog?
Hey.
Hey, bitch.
What, she turned into a fucking dog?
There we go.
OK, good.
Let's go.
Oh, no.
What's happening?
What's this?
Oh.
To Moon's Shate Town.
It's the only way to get there without a boat.
Maybe he has an idea.
I will try to find a way.
You go ahead and take care of the injured.
Oh.
Okay, so now what?
Help her? Wait, what's this?
What's this purple thing?
What's this Pymon shit?
Okay.
I'm trying to figure this out.
Okay.
And I'll click this.
Oh, uh-oh.
Cinematic.
Oh!
You really came?
Jesus. Look at that. She- I mean it's kind of cute. The best thing about it is it
doesn't speak English. So I have no idea what it's saying. Yeah imagine if it was
talking and you hear what it was saying. Holy fuck. Okay. Wait. Did I? Of course I did.
Holy lift prevented you from reaching Moonshade town really suddenly a mysterious being bathed in light up here and
Led you to the top of the great tree
Okay, shut the fuck up
What do I do here, okay, I just go ahead and press F. Okay
Use this space
Okay, I'm a bird
I'm a bald eagle
Whoa, wait shit nice. Oh
I see I got stamina going on
Okay, wait, am I about mother to fall? Oh shit. I ran out of juice
Okay, I finished tutorial now I know how to be a bird hello
What a loser, bro. It's kind of like a nerd
Was it not get the fuck out of here have the star fragments power, okay?
My name is clay
We got scuffs in it sue over here talking shit with his monocle like he's from Monopoly shut the fuck up pussy
Let's go kill this guy
Okay, let's kill him. Oh, I messed up. I messed up. I was supposed to do something. I didn't do it
Okay, he dead. Oh, okay. Okay. Yeah
What's up pussy? Let's go kill this guy
fat bitch
What I thought I hit the thing
Okay, let's kill this guy. Oh, it's the big attack
Yeah, I need to keep that out use that all the time. Oh, I see how this works. Okay
All right that guy's dead
Okay, we'll go around that. Okay, I fucked up. That's fine. That's fine for commander
Okay, he's dead. Oh shit. We got to use this
Got him nice. I gotta change my keybinds on this shit, too
Wait, oh, no, he's making a shield
Okay, so do I like jump over this?
I mean, oh, okay, we go this way. Let's go. Oh
Look at them all look at them all
Look at him up. Oh, wait, it didn't even do any damage.
Why'd that not do damage? Okay, got it.
Oh, damn, that bitch got destroyed.
What's up, bitch? Look at that, look at that.
Oh, damn, that guy got fucking destroyed.
Okay, nice. Let's go here.
Press Q again. No.
sphere of fury okay now what oh okay okay now we're gonna use that we're gonna
shoot him what why am I not gonna shoot ooh I didn't press Q in time why is it
not working I'm trying I'm trying to learn how it works
hey press T uh you to roll that's annoying okay why can't I just make
Oh.
Okay, got him.
Okay, we'll do the big attack.
Okay.
I think I have to do it earlier.
Like, I'm trying to do it the exact same time.
I feel like that's not what I'm supposed to do.
Okay.
Shoot him.
Nice.
Okay.
Big damage, big damage.
Let's go.
Dude, I feel like melee kind of sucks.
Yeah, I feel like maybe I just go range, man.
you have to be using a great sword to parry you're not even using your sword
yeah the the way it works I'm not understanding it yet like y'all gotta
remember I just started playing this game I played the demo for this like for
like an hour that was it come on Samwise you can do it yeah of course this
guy fell off wait that's me oh nice wait no way I'm about to kill this dude
with this basic level one axe that's right pussy get the fuck out of here
yep it's a magic axe nice oh it's the guy oh shit that's me that guy's actually
kind of a jeep wake up okay that's strange I wasn't told about any serious
injuries you guys me yeah it's the it's the guy you ate here I'll call the
Uh-huh. Okay. All right, perfect.
Oh, no.
True. True.
Uh, okay, so how do I, how do I target this?
Oh, right click. Okay, got it.
You're finally awake. I was worried about you.
He blasted the orc away. Turn purple. Okay, let's go this way. They all have these cute
little things in every game bro. Oh it's the girl. No, I was asleep. Okay. Let's go talk
to him. Alright, there he is. I've heard that before.
Defeat of King Bert. We were able to fight off the archie. Why is it? Why haven't he the sky has closed as well?
I don't remember what happened to be killed by King Bert when your star fragment went into a frenzy and overwhelm the enemy
That seems like a lot of them able to defeat him. None of us would have survived
I'm thankful the elder protected you 10 years ago
So that today we could stand together to defend so that was me 10 years ago. I was the kid
I'm sure you feel guilty over what happened to the elder
You didn't cause his death you should know that damn please don't blame yourself I
Try to think about it that way. Are you all right your power?
It's clearly dangerous to leave as you got what's pissed. Yeah, I know when a star fragments power overloads like that
It takes a heavy toll on the bearer's body
You could even kill you carrying such a powerful star fragment makes you a target for the Arceum, too
That sounds bad. What should be done?
One dialogue choice? Yeah.
named Melky and he will help you okay got it when you're ready to leave touch
lunar zero's head to temporarily enhance your blind ability that should get you
all the way to castle is that lunar zero I wish you all the best okay oh
no this one is what the hell oh what am I doing that what the fuck what the
Oh
It's like dragon song dragon song mature
It's definitely caught by a bird. We are the bird. Oh shit. I've never been outside the island. Oh
Name is healthy
Well that makes sense
Because it helps you
Are you gonna whale? I don't know how to whale in the game. Yeah. I'll learn. Oh looks good. Oh
This is bad that is not for a trailer. It's for a trailer
Yeah it is. So that's how it happens. He just flies into a window and dies. Oh wow. That's
cool. Is this Austin in five years? Yeah this is Austin. That's like the furry gathering.
It's a furry convention. The world boss. That's a lot of people fighting something. This
This is a siege, I'm pretty sure.
This looks good.
Oh, wow.
And everybody can be a bird.
Can I buy a microtransaction to turn my bird into a helicopter?
I want to be a helicopter, not a bird.
Yeah?
An Apache?
Yeah.
Looks like guided missile capabilities.
Uranium missiles.
so there's like a undead that's crazy I would never expected that that's nice
those leap rocks this is me spoiling the whole game is this cinema yes it
like I think this is where you see everybody else throwing liberty all
Alright.
Chill.
Okay, we have everybody here.
Are these all players?
Oh shit, I think all these people are players.
Wow.
Okay, um...
So this guy's a little 23.
What a loser.
Okay, um, so we have everybody here.
Okay, well let's go this way then.
Is the game free?
Is the game free?
Uh, I think it, um, I think it will be, but not yet fallen paper.
So true.
I had to collect that book.
Ooh, a worker golem.
Okay.
Well, work.
Oh, that's cool.
So you can make these guys like, yeah, you can prove it on
Steam.
Yeah, I think so.
I'm not sure.
Okay.
Storage manager.
Okay.
Let's talk to this guy.
Oh, it's a goblin-o.
Okay, and great leveling log players can review any content that they've unlocked. All right, cool. And so
What's this
Is that what
Hobbs the throne but his dominion was taken by the Arceum Legion
huh yeah however last one was freed again by the founder's order led by captain
the vinci that's good for him the last and ally resistance forces were founded
here yeah so that's the okay cool all right let's go this way then is she hot
yeah she's hot okay so we have to talk to the firekeeper and then we're gonna go
over and talk to this guy here.
Oh, he's a merchant.
Oh, he's, look how fat he is.
Oh, wow.
Jesus.
Okay, let's do this.
That's done.
Yeah.
Sorry, he's a shopkeeper of size.
That's what I meant to say.
Okay, let's go this way.
We've gotta go do the main story.
quest skills researcher hello I'm looking for a red flower okay
okay
fearing the archian region when you showed place token to the villagers told you where
to go and gave you the full password the light fragment whispers let me see some of the people
Can I interact with people?
What's your business?
Thanks to Lord Hobbs.
What about this guy?
This guy looks like a bitch.
Oh, he's a player.
This guy looks like a fucking idiot.
Wow.
What a dumbass.
Okay, let's go somewhere else.
Jesus.
Okay, what's this?
There's wolves?
Yeah, I bet.
Yeah, bro, I see P. Yeah, bro. He's going for the gathering of the juggalos
Okay, uh, wait the light fragment whispers the dark mask. Okay, let's go
Okay, I
Hey
Hello
Nice
I've been searching for a cure.
If you're suffering from the effects of monofrezy as well,
a monocomming potion can alleviate your symptoms. Yes. I brew one for you.
But I just used my last batch of ingredients.
Unfortunately, I must stay here for the time being.
I guess I gotta go get them. Let me fetch the ingredients.
What a good idea!
I'll tell you where to go and what I need.
Of course!
Cherry in the golden rye pastures, you'll be able to find some rancid powder
Bring me some rancid powder and I'll make you an improved monoculming potion. Okay
I'll get to it right away. How to use waypoints, right? No
Go ask priestess grace using them makes it a breeze to return after procuring materials
I'm having withdrawals
Wait, who's this guy? Wait, who's this guy?
Okay, a little bit suspicious, but alright. So we are due. Level 2 now.
Okay.
Look at everybody. There's a lot of fucking people, holy sh-
Magnet side effects
Jeffrey Epstein has dripped the fuck out. Look at that. Oh
My god
Jesus look at this guy
Look at these guys only level 12. He definitely bought that set on the store. Oh
Look at this guy
Cope junior
Let's go wait this guy's a little 50 already
But he's almost 50
What the fuck?
What's he using so uses a crossbow and dagger, huh? It's pay-to-win
Where oh shit look at this guy this guy's level 52
Didn't his shit come out yesterday. What the fuck where these fat asses playing the game all day?
Jesus
The leveling's easy
okay people got max in three hours okay so I have to get max level and in two
hours then okay so I know in the first person let's do it somebody's outfits are
I want to look at some of the characters okay all right that's pretty hot okay all
the girl characters are wait oh I thought that was a girl oh my god oh
oh shit okay let's see that's a nice get the fuck out of here
got away bitch oh that was a nice hat bro look at his hat I need to I need this
hat in real life okay we're off this guy this guy looks like a hey hey come
Come here!
Come here!
Hey!
Son of a bitch.
Okay.
F?
Play with the dog.
Huh?
Duh-uh-uh!
So I can do that with dogs?
Who's this guy?
How can I help you?
You can't.
You have no dialogue options.
Let me talk to this book.
Okay.
I'm looking around.
I'm feeling like maybe I should go...
I shouldn't use great sword, but I'm gonna use it anyway. It's fine because I think it looks cool
Great sword isn't bad, right? Like it's like it's bad
Okay, it's really good. Okay. All right, cool. All right, let's do this
Actually, there's something else. I'm curious about
Yeah
True read that fucking shit. They'll talk to me
Okay, would you like to look around Castleton again?
I guess I have to, right, in order to complete this?
Okay, um, good, and then now I have to go over here.
Alright, now we go out into our first adventure.
Wow, move constantly.
Okay, wait, I just did the button, it doesn't work.
I said uh huh oh it's that one okay every weapon is good if paired with a good
sub weapon crossbow isn't that great for greatsword really this is a nice looking
game like I would say hey yo y'all do this shit I'm gonna block you chill chill
I'm I just let it do it
But just just just chill that's it. That's a beater
You like that, huh fuck you
Get out of my wife. It's a beehive wait nice
first person I know
Okay
Let me jump
I'll just run around for a while
Wow, look at everybody
Three wizards
Yeah, that's why you need to get to slave wizards
that was only used by a few wizards okay when the wizard play completed the
schema for waypoints it enabled anyone to teleport freely oh what's this pile
of straw I set it on fire nice oh shit it's a beetle okay beetles dead okay
Herbalist apprentice
Okay, let's kill this guy
Okay, he's dead got him. All right skill this guy
Yeah, I'm trying to think like how am I gonna make this work with like my weapons
Do I auto loot by the way am I auto looting? Yeah, okay. All right, cool
and
I bought the I bought the expensive edition. It was like a hundred dollars
Oh, is there something that I can buy that's going to
Have it
Nice
Thank you
Is anybody listening to this shit?
Ash-Ton.
What do you want Ash-Ton?
How do you operate these waypoints?
I'm not going to read that.
Let's go.
Equip your skins?
No.
I like the visual progression of the character.
So wait, if I'm not equipping the skins, did I spend $100 for nothing?
Okay, guys, we need to start running ads, or sub-button.
Make that money back.
Scans in early access.
That's good.
That way, by the time that the new players come in to play the game when it releases,
I can kill them, and I'll be level 50 max level add, and I'll be level one, and I'll
win the fight.
Yeah, that seems very fair.
This is good.
The sub-button?
Yeah, yeah, clearly.
this are those potatoes yeah those are potatoes in there okay the visuals of the
game what good like the graphics are are good like they're kind of generic but
they're like they're not bad right man man jerks okay let's kill this guy wait
what hello oh I thought I had to kill him why you man get out of here bitch get
out of here pussy ass so I just I just have to shoot and like he just pops off
on them okay that's easy alright now let's go back over here skill effects
look better it's definitely better than the than the beta I'll tell you
that it's an ass load better I'm thinking about man maybe I shouldn't use a
melee weapon because I feel like melee is kind of annoying it's like finicky to
do about that yeah well I could have done that myself okay let's go why are
handsome first person I don't know great sword plus sword and shield is very
and jorbal so far go range I'll try I'm just gonna try with what I got like
because I can do good damage with melee too okay let's open this up while you
search for treasures hidden in ships wrecked by storms yeah that have been
drifting you'll encounter the masters of the coastline who's that from a
distance they look like normal crustaceans but when you get up close
you'll find that there's a greater threat than you anticipate no they won't
Is it tank, heal, and DPS?
Ah, good question. Yeah, does it have like the Trinity system?
Yeah, it does. Okay.
ingredient from the mandrake farmstead while you were able to meet the herbalist wilson he always
entrusted the apothecary to his apprentice and collected herbs alone he apted into all sorts
of dangerous areas to get medicinal herbs but his pupil was a coward who would be at the site of an
ant okay so you can level really fast to 50 is that how it works yes okay cool and then once
Once you get 50, is it just like, uh, you know, doing hard dungeons to get gear?
Is that pretty much like the way the game is?
Can I, can I, like, go up to here?
Dungeons and PUP?
Okay.
World bosses?
Okay.
Ooh.
Look at this.
Who's this fucking idiot?
What are you doing following me around?
You fucking weirdo.
What are you doing?
What the fuck are you doing?
This looks nice.
Let's go here.
I would live here.
Um, only if they had the internet and the Chipotle, like that building needs to be a Chipotle if it's not
I don't want to live here. They can get fucked
Only then it's a dev. Tell me to put- tell me- tell me to give me the best gear.
I want to be- I want to level up
It's PvP fun. It's hard to say. It's like definitely siege PvP
So it has the potential to be fun probably
Rather than like oh, let's make MMO competitive PDP and it's fucking annoying
Like oh, yeah, let's let's make a worse version of a MOBA
We gotta go talk to this girl
We're gonna go talk to Amorath
Yeah, did you find ransom powder?
I'm glad you're all right the ransom powder you brought is high quality. I'll make the monocleming potion for you right away
do it why don't you try it and see how it works okay what oh thanks for the
mana calling potion oh now what oh we got talk to her yeah yeah just as I thought
it's sure of course I tried to improve the efficacy but I didn't expect the
results to be this school the calming potions effect is very effective this
time I need to the effect is very effective but as you know I'm in no
position to be wandering around outside I'll give the calming potion to your
sister this is the same calming potion that I made you bring this to Mina at
Windhill shores okay
my sister is you see Zeroth's men might follow me and find my sister if I go
see her myself Zeroth who's this Zeroth the leader of
Laszlin's occupant. He's one of the kaza's top commanders
He wants the power of my sister star fragment and will stop at nothing to get it
Okay, if the power is strong enough the mana will go into a frenzy the calming potion is controlling your power for now
But you can't hide from Zareth forever. Please be careful
Okay, so now what I?
I guess I got to go talk to the girl the other girl
Okay
Thousand miles away soon after you drink the potion okay, let's go
Nice
Yeah, okay, so that's my loop creating a potion more effective than her other attempts
That's all my gear that I've got here equipment
Consumables
Okay, so I've got my storage
Expand it. I guess probably that costs money. I'm not gonna worry about that. Okay, let's go
I'm gonna run just so I can see what the game is like. I want to just like get an idea of the visuals for the game
I know I can do the thing, but I'm not gonna do it. I feel like it's more immersive, you know
That's 1000 meters
0.6 miles meters
What the fuck is a- what the fuck is a kilometer?
What do you mean?
You're killing a what?
What the hell?
Try to teleport once, it's the best to teleport and then all because you ever did.
Okay.
When I get there, I will.
And what's this here?
Protection.
Okay.
Look at this fat ass.
Why is he bigger than me?
Why- why- why is he bigger?
Why is this dog bigger gathering you can gather various crafting materials depending on the weather
Okay, how do I gather something?
Is there something I can get I don't even know where there's something to gather I'll have to take a look out
What about this?
Can I gather this?
No
Okay, let's go here
It's a true unit of measurement. Oh, you mean a mile. Yeah true
One kilometer is 647 standard Chipotle meals. That's a lot of food. That'd take me
like at least three days to eat all that. What here? I'm speaking Chipotle or soda.
Yeah. Later you'll get a better dog too. Okay. And so it has a sticky targeting it
seems. All right. We gotta go talk to new news from Mira. Let's see what she's
doing. All right. Here's the calming potion. Nice. Where's she at though? They went to
she ran away it wasn't enough to control her power damn okay let's go okay
Okay. Ooh, what's this?
Ooh, that's from the, uh, from the-the-the steam page. That picture.
I've seen that on Steam. Okay, go up here.
Nice. Steaset movement. Let's go inside.
It sounds like there are people moving around behind the entrance.
Oh, shit, those are the bad guys.
Look at them.
Unfortunately, we're a bit late.
Uh-oh.
Nothing must have taken Adriana away!
You have a star fragment just like that.
I will be going home empty-handed after this.
What the fuck?
Bro.
They suckin' my soul out.
No more?
Oh no!
The plushie is taking the hit!
Wait, what?
Is it dead?
Okay, let's go. Yeah, I feel like it's okay, right? But like, um, I feel like, I feel like
yeah, it's like, that guy's dead. Okay, let's get on this guy. I'm trying to figure out
how this works. There it is. Get this guy. Oh, I feel like, yeah, great sword is really
good it does a lot of damage okay so now what does I do examine the fated journal
okay oh shit the rock west
huh did you discover her research papers and a diary she had left behind mm-hmm
There, she had clearly recorded the difficult times she had been through.
Damn. It's locked and it can't be opened. Ornate Book.
You can rotate the investigation of the book. What?
You can rotate the object, hold down where the cursor changes. Oh. I get it.
Oh.
Uh, great.
I have a key.
Easiest key in my life.
Nice.
What's in the box?
Study the parchment.
What about the bow?
Ooh.
Mm-hmm.
find some way to gain control over my power. You found a document which contains details about Janice
Carter. Someone Adriana had met. Janice, recognizing the strength of the star fragment that Adriana had,
advised her that the only way to be free from the Arceum was to leave as soon as possible
and find a way to control her power. Okay, so we have to go find her. Now what? Ooh,
infinity wheel. What the hell is this? Oh shit. Is this the girl?
Arceum forces captured Martinet, the younger of two twin sisters. Damn.
By keeping her hostage, they forced the Shaman Adriana, who wielded the power of a staff
fragment to call forth the Reigns. As the ritual began, rain cascaded from the sky,
accompanied by crashes of thunder. But the Arceum forces had altered the ritual.
Their tampering caused a cursed rain to fall on Lasslan.
Nyawn.
Wherever the rain fell,
creatures transformed into violent monsters
that attacked people and devastated the following.
Adrian made the crabs mad.
That's what she had done.
When the arching forces turned on the sisters,
meaning to kill them now that they had served their purpose.
The awe-inspiring power of the Star Fragment
that laid dormant within Adrian
Adriana flooded out, and their enemies were annihilated in Adriana's...
What the fuck?
In the aftermath, Adriana was beset by unspeakable disfigurations,
swallowed by guilt over her role in causing the cursed rain.
Damn.
Damn.
Still would? Yeah, of course.
Okay, well let's go down here.
Exit the White House.
Oh, nice.
I know where that is. That's where I was
Okay, okay, we're gonna bird mode and oh that's the map
Okay, let's go to this thing. I'm gonna try and use the
What's it call it? I'm gonna try and use the thing the waypoint. Yeah. Yeah the waypoint
Bird up. That's right
Why'd you lost in a room after getting the tentacle hand? I think that's why yeah
But nobody wants to look at her. Is this the Elyon killer? What do you know what game that is?
Yeah I have no idea. I'm trying to think like what is the last MMO I played besides this?
Like the last new MMO. It's been a while. New World 2? Oh shit. New New World. Once human?
Yeah, yeah, I guess you can say once human
Okay, so I'm gonna go here
Would you like to look around okay, so how do I is this a waypoint like cancel my
Soylent?
You can tell point check them out. Yeah, I understand now. I didn't know that
That's cool. Okay. That felt nice
That was a lot easier than I thought it would be Wow
Nope
Shut up bitch
Okay, we got to go talk to Amorath again. Oh
Oh shit, she's gone. You must have come to see her. Where's she at?
She left behind to find a new treatment and she gave you a letter. Okay, what's the letter saying?
Adventurer, because of you, I was able to hear about my sister before it was too late. Thank you.
You're welcome.
Now that her hiding place has been exposed,
Xeroth's men will find this clinic sooner or later, putting the villagers in great danger.
So I also decided to leave before it's too late.
I wish I could have created a true cure for you. I'm sorry
My calming potion won't be enough to fully control your mana. Okay, it's too powerful
But it'll keep it from raging out of control for the time being
I'll focus on developing a proper long-term treatment. Thank you when we meet again
I'll be able to cure you completely. We're never gonna need her again
Please take care of yourself and be safe out there. Uh-huh. Don't forget that Zahra and the Arceum Legion could be off to you
Okay
Clean the place up. That's right
Yeah, clean this shit hole up the tiefling actress and D&D moving
I heard that movie was good
Killed this stupid ass kid. Oh fuck. I gotta talk to it. Damn it. What?
But why are you worried?
I have to say yes.
There's literally one dialogue option.
Yes.
Uh-huh.
Let's wrap it up.
Yeah, let's wrap this up.
Come on.
Abby to leave some offerings last time I made some gloves for him using the hide of a rabbit
that I caught let's wrap it up yeah let's wrap this up come on said he got it from participating
in the wolf hunting contest that is held in Henry's memory does we be good does we be good
yes okay I don't know what that wait world server wait what the fuck just
What? Hey! Hey! It took me out the fucking game! Oh, that's me, ass-mongler! Okay, let's load back in.
2000Q? No. Okay, I just- we went through this. I got it. Jeez, shut the hell up. Okay, so we gotta go this way.
wait oh mr. goblino wanted to talk to me I gotta go I gotta see what he wants
how far can I zoom out I can zoom out actually a lot that's pretty good okay
where's he growth stones okay great let's go this way
192 let's go to that one you didn't respect her speech enough no I did I
listen to her I had to that way I know what to do in the in the story I'm a
dog is this pay to win if it is I haven't figured out how yet because if it
was I'd already be winning if I find out how it's pay to win we're gonna start
winning let me just tell you that this guy looks like a loser I don't want to
hear what he says was concerned that the bait he was using for the wolf hunting
contest wasn't effective enough. Okay, let's go this way.
We decided to solve this problem by developing a new kind.
Uh huh. To get a keepsake for Soiri, you must first gather the
ingredients for this new bait from Windhill Shores.
Okay. We only listen to the dialogue of female
characters because some of them are hot. I don't want to
listen to that loser. Okay, now what? We'll go this way.
this is shipwreck chest. How's the game so far? Um, it's fine. I mean, that game's fine.
Like I, there's like some, uh, like kind of, I'm trying to think of a word for, like the
targeting and the movement feels a little bit rough. Like it doesn't, it doesn't feel
like as good as like wow does for like movement, but otherwise it's been fine so far. And
I'm also like, I'll try to like, I'll try to get used to it before I start complaining.
And then I'll be complaining a lot.
You ingest it? No, no, I don't mean like that.
Eugh. Eugh.
Okay, let's go inside this uh, inside this uh, what's it called?
Um, uh, uh, a boat.
Shit! Okay. Oh, every time I do this, I think I go into an instanced area.
I'm pretty sure that's the way it works. I'll just jump down here.
Oh, shit. Oh! Oh, damn, he got me.
Okay, let's go. I'm not trying to just shoot him a little bit. See how this works.
Okay, uh, I don't know what I'm doing.
I'm too far away. Wait a minute. I'm too far away.
Hang on, bro. This guy didn't take any damage.
All right, let me go in on him.
I'm gonna go in on him right now.
Get outta here, bitch.
Get outta here!
Let's find the bait and the chest.
We gotta bait the chest.
You don't need to spam E. It's just toggle.
Oh, okay. All right.
So, investigate the small ball.
Wait. Ooh, a limp little ball.
It's like, healthy.
Exit the wreck ship.
Let's go, let's go, and get the hell out of here.
Crustaceans called Crackles are often found in the wrecks near Wind Hill shores.
Crackles are as ferocious as they look and have a pungent smell.
It's said that a hunter once won the wolf hunting contest by secretly using Crackle
meat as bait.
Damn.
Can I, can I swim?
What?
What?
pay money to change the hat. I want to wear a tortilla on his head, not a leaf.
This is gonna be funny. Okay, so I have talent points, right? So let me see how this talent
point shit works. Okay, uh, shop. Uh, no, no. Skills? Okay. Okay, so now I have Da Vinci's courage.
Wow. Okay. Okay. And these are all passive skills. Okay, so I don't even need to do anything
for this all right am I getting a 10 no no I'm not gonna attack okay skill
specialization so how do I do that how do I how do I how do I you guys say I
can level up my skills where I do that leveling log milestone it's all 15
damn see all lying to me again that's crazy Wow guys that's fucked up okay
Let's go back over here. It's P. Oh, oh, I can put my stat points in
Okay, give me a minute. I gotta use about that skill. I got it. I got it. I got it. Shut up
I didn't know that many have died because of this evil
dollars on this game
Where do I do that? Oh shit. There's one of the bad guys
Let's go
Let's go talk to this one first
Weapons crafter wait a minute. Who's this? Okay, um, I feel like that's way better
I feel like that's way better. Who gets
So something I guess I feel like
No, okay. I don't know if it's the right option or not
Wait, I thought I already killed the crackle
You need to bring materials to crafters like us to make armor
Since you came through Dave's introduction, I will provide the materials just this one time.
Try crafting the armor you need.
Okay.
The latest aid Dave introduced you to an armor smith at Castleton named Rachel.
Rachel gave you some materials and told you to craft some armor.
Um, so which ones are good?
That material and you need to possess the equipment, quantities, okay?
Okay.
So I'm trying to get an idea how this will work. I
Think I want to go with this one
because
It looks cool. I feel like we go with this
Yeah, let's go with that
Pick the hood. I mean a critical hit chance seems really good, too. Yeah, maybe I should use this
the breastplate this says what leather hmm this one gives me strength oh it's a
it's a blue armor this is a good shit make three armor okay I guess we're
gonna get hmm this one says 80 60 maybe I should go with that this one says max
health though. I'm gonna go with this. Okay we're gonna craft it. Nice. Okay and then we'll craft
the helmet too. I'm gonna make the hood because it gives me crit chance. So easy bro. Easiest game
of my life. Okay and we've now crafted everything. Okay good. Now how does inventory work? Press
I for inventory I guess equipment okay and we're gonna put that on and now what
do I oh look at me now I'm looking good all right let's go now what we're gonna
put a point into so strength uh Dixterity hmm wisdom perception okay
Let's put points...
Umm...
Let's put all of our points into strength.
Yeah, I think that's a good idea. Yeah, yeah.
Let's put all of our points into strength. That way, yeah.
Oh, I do more damage.
And then we got this. We got the Greatsword.
And I can't do any more levels.
So... Oh, I see. I see. So this is like different equipment sets.
Oh, shit.
Oops
Okay, cool
So all that makes sense to me and we can reset stats if I choose to no title
Holder of secrets whisper island hero. I don't think I don't want either one of those
Okay
How's pay to win?
Mmm. I don't know like I will I will let you guys know that I
Don't know how much I'm gonna play this game, right?
I don't know if I'm gonna like it, but if there's pay to win in the game
You know, it's gonna be like some random get gambling shit
And so I'll definitely do it if I play the game more
What 100% you know, it's like sub fucking bullshit, right?
Oh, she's hot damn. All right
probably a dude
Fuck
Oh God
All right, let's talk to this guy. What's up pussy? What's up Dave? His name is Dave.
Hello?
Where'd he go?
Where'd Mr. Parrot go?
I guess I have to go this way?
Let me make sure there's nothing else I'm missing.
Okay. Yeah.
Wait, where's the...
Oh, it's up there. Okay, let's go.
A lot of quests. No, it's okay. I got it.
What's this?
Ooh, nothing. That's what it is. It's a bunch of nothing.
Oh, nice.
Okay.
Movement feels kinda good.
Oh, it's a nice place.
This is a nice little cute area.
Aw, wow.
How's the game?
It looks nice.
I don't know shit about it.
Yeah, that looks cool.
But that guy's got a way better helmet than me.
I look like a bitch next to him.
Who's this guy?
Who did I talk to?
Age-erbedar.
Okay.
I have to choose my final re-war.
Let's go back.
Ooh, I messed it up.
Wait, is there a tower here?
Or a watch stone or some shit like that teleporter?
Oh, man. I can go all the way back over there, too.
Swipe?
Yeah, I don't know how that works.
Okay.
Let's go here.
It's a free-to-play game, of course, and you pay to win shit in it.
I hope so.
I really do.
Burn mode!
Let's go!
Get this off my fucking screen. Is there fault damage in this game? I
Don't know
Okay, we got talked to the rock
This vast plain was once a cherished village landmark before the packs of giant wolves appeared now even seasoned hunters avoid it
Those who trespass into the realm of savage beasts must prepare to face death. Yeah true
so true
Okay, so I got to probably what I got to kill wolf or some shit
I talked to this guy
I'm gonna say eating out the first time. I you know, I haven't been in and out and probably like six months or a year
I feel like that's a place. I don't really go to very often
It's kind of what I was thinking too
Okay, let's kill this guy right here
Most overrated fast food ever. I don't think it's overrated. I actually think in an ounce really good
I'm gonna be honest. I really do think so. I don't even know what I'm doing. I'm just hitting all the buttons on my screen
Okay, I got a rekey buying this to something else ground and directional. Oh, I see
It's too bad that only hits one dude like that's what sucks
Okay
How's this work? Oh, there it is. Yeah. Oh
Nice, okay, I guess I just keep killing these until it's over
I'll loot that there's a lot of these guys too. Yeah, I'm a we have now
Okay
Feel like I looted a lot of this
Yeah, I'm done
Symbolizing the death of is kale the gray thing who's that why is there mind me a lineage?
Shit, that's another dog
We're on the same side
Wait, this is a player he is she that's a girl. Oh my god. It's a girl. No, it's probably a dude nevermind
That's probably a guy playing a girl character
false alarm guys
This lineage three basically same universe. Oh, yeah. Yeah, wasn't this game?
Like wasn't it originally called lineage and then they renamed it?
Or is that another game? I don't remember
The beacons are lit. It's also meant to be like Diablo. That didn't happen.
Okay, now what? Oh yeah, it was like isometric, right?
I just took steam, it's not out for me yet. Ooh, somebody sounds like a broke boy.
Wow. Damn. A broke-ass bitch. Imagine, imagine, you know, not paying for the
release you get late access wait what happened I wasn't even paying attention
okay let's see okay well we did all this we did that I guess I probably you know I
should go to this watchtower right should I go over there yeah I'm gonna go
over there before I leave that way I have the the waypoint you know I feel
That's a smart thing to do
Is this a leaf here?
Where's the leaf? Oh shit
Bloomed wild herb. I got lemongrass
What the hell is lemongrass?
A deer the divine beast is here
Okay
This game that voice chat built in I'm not sure. I don't think so. I didn't see any options for it. Wait
What's this skull?
So he's level 50. I don't think I can kill him. Yeah, because he's just really high level like I yeah
That's the divine beast. No, it's not because it would say that that's not his name
Do it pussy. Yeah, right. You're probably gonna do like one spell in one shot me. There's no way
Let's go here
Divine Beasts is up in the air. That's the guy that spent a hundred thousand dollars on the game
There he is
Let's go this way. We found the whale. I know. Asked for a refund too. Yeah
Tried to tell him his account was hacked
Okay, let's pick this up and then we'll go back
The magical ritual of the Phonos orcs the festival of fire greatly amplifies their aggression in the past
Travellers passing through here during the festival were frequently killed by the orcs
Saddened by the deaths Lord Hobbes built the lastly watches post on a hill overlooking the orcs
villages in order to prevent future loss of life uh-oh so now we have a tower to
stop the orcs from coming in here we just shoot them in the head I don't
want to look in the direction of that yeah we just shoot them in the head
ooh what's this a conflict is about to begin recommended level the patrol
manager told me that early I'm gonna try and go over there because it says it
drops the sword. I'm going to try and go over there. It says level 19. I'm going over there
right now. Let's go. Let's go. I'm going to try this out. We're on our way. It's PvP.
Let's find out. If it's PvP guys, let me kill you. Yeah, I'm going to kill you guys so
I can get the sword. It's a purple sword. Yeah, just try real quick. Fuck them up,
boys no no no it's good to have like a it's good to see a game that like it
doesn't have like that bullshit loading screen stuff like for me like I hate
loading screens man like anytime that a game has loading screens like an MO like
it feels like it's not an MMO like it's nice so you can see like the whole
world and like explore and it's like one of those things were like it like I
see this and it's like why would I ever play something that's not like
this you know I mean probably breaks immersion yeah exactly ever quest now it's
like blue protocol yeah I still can't believe that game just straight up went
and died like I had to ask somebody from Amazon like what the fuck they're gonna do
like is it just dead like that's it I heard that they're gonna take it and
they're gonna make it like a mobile game or something stupid like that let me
see here oh we can go and get this thing too I don't know who he's talking
to never got to play it you the only good thing about it was that you could
make characters with really big boobs and you could hold hands with them that was
the only good thing about the game everything else about the game was bad
like the combat was bad the graphics were bad the itemization was bad but
you could hold hands with cute anime girls so I probably would have played
it damn look at everybody holy shit we'll get all these people God fucking
damn where's my uh where's the where's the thing oh there it is it's a lot of
people it's early access oh yeah long ago the majors of Venilux built an
observatory to watch the stars in the sky but the Archeum destroyed the
tower, leaving it in ruins. It is now being used as a base for those adventuring in the
Estella Fields, Carmine Forest, and the Nesting Grounds.
Okay, cool. So, let me go over to this. We're gonna try it out. Oh shit. Look at everybody.
Fly on the whale? I can't. Come on, fuck zone. All right. What? Wait, hey. What?
I just died. I don't even know what happened.
I just got killed like in a second.
You got conflict zone? Let me try. Alright, I'll kill somebody here.
Alright, let's go.
Let's go. Alright, alright, alright, alright.
Guys, I think I'm too low level.
I feel like, uh...
I feel like this is really just not working.
Yeah.
Like, I think we should go back.
Yeah, let's go back, cause I feel like I'm getting killed.
Yeah, it's like rigged or something, right?
Yeah, I thought it was like a PvE event, I would just get carried, but no.
That's a PvP.
White gear and no upgrades?
I don't even know what the hell I have.
Let's go this way, talk to this one.
Okay.
Okay.
Here's what I made.
Okay, perfect.
enchanting window enchanting okay so I can melee defense common okay that's fine
each upgrade attempt okay okay let's try this that's I think good right I think
I think it's good.
Ooh, I'm level one.
Uh-huh.
Okay, level up.
And then what if I want to level this one up?
It always goes to 35%.
I feel like it's not really much of a gamble, like...
Yeah, that's easy.
Equipment upgrade rate.
Oh, what? Wait.
Oh shit.
Wait, so this means I didn't get walkie?
Cuz I keep getting to 35%
Oh, this is stupid, bro.
This is stupid. I didn't get anything good. Alright, I'm gonna upgrade. Actually, I probably shouldn't even upgrade green gear, right?
I mean green gear is bad.
So like I'm not even gonna upgrade that shit at all. Fuck that.
So a piece of fucking shit. Let's go here. All right, Tom ass
What do you want fat boy
reminisced about the past and recreated the same kind of wolf hunting keepsake he made in times long gone
He vividly remembered the days when is kale rated his town
Recalling that alongside young Henry who bravely set out to rescue the children was an unknown hero
wow what a good guy oh it's over down here okay never mind what's this oh it's
the girl I forgot all about her I forgot what I was supposed to do you better be
I'll put this in.
Wow! How nice!
Actually, I'm not a fan of the word.
I'll just keep safe so I can give it to them.
Okay.
If you need to remove it in the Abbey.
Uh-huh.
Okay.
Alright, I will.
Oh, really?
I didn't sign up for this.
Okay, good.
Let's go this way.
I guess I have to go turn this in.
Let's go.
You're gonna time travel and be that hero?
It's gonna be me, bro, yeah.
I'm actually not sure if you can time travel in this game or not, I have no idea.
Like, honestly, I've just been kind of playing the game.
Like, I don't know shit about this game, I don't know really what to do.
You're him?
I am that guy.
Damn, alright.
Oh, I see, I gotta go up through here.
Okay.
Yeah, it's up there.
Uh, wasn't time travel the gimmick of Quinnfall?
Oh yeah! Whatever happened with that game?
That was the game that
Like everybody said like all of the everything in the game was like from the Unreal 5 asset store and
The image that there was a picture of the people's office
But it was actually another office and they just photoshopped their logo onto it
And they said that was them
Did they ever release it and then they said they were gonna make an MMO in one year in Unreal 5
That was gonna have a server with everybody on it at the same time and
It hasn't happened yet. So I guess it should be pretty soon
Yeah, we've only got three months left in the year. So it's gonna be coming up real quick. Oh my god
Are you seeking?
What in the hail?
You fire game so eerie the wolf hunting keepsakes you've gathered
She was overjoyed expressing her gratitude earlier in the day so you hope that people would continue to remember Henry for years to come and told you the location of the abbey where he died.
Oh, I'm not, I just, I hit the buttons.
Uh, I really don't understand how the fuck this combat works.
It's hard for me to understand.
Ooh, he died real quick.
Okay.
It's simple?
Yeah, that's why I don't understand it.
Who's this loser?
You're welcome.
Ooh.
I don't know.
Uh-huh.
Are you how did you end up in a dangerous place like this? Uh-huh
You must leave the wolves will be here soon if you head down here. You'll find the village. They'll be safe there
Okay, I have to look after the others here the wolves attacked and the people in the Abbey weren't able to flee the village
There are young children among them. We must rescue them quickly
If they're still alive
All right, let's do it
Let me add my strength to yours.
Okay. We'll follow this guy.
Boy with a sword.
Oh shit!
Oh, get him out of here! Damn bro, this shit does so much damage.
Get the fuck out of here.
I was so scared. Did you come here to save us? I want to go home.
Yes.
Because of his care, so many people.
Damn, he's killing everybody, right?
I couldn't save everyone, but it affects to you the children are safe. The wolves could
be back any minute. I must get them to the village.
It won't be easy to protect the children while we make our way down in the dark.
Can you help me once more?
Yes.
Thank you.
I don't know where you came from, but I'll never forget your kindness.
Oh, I haven't properly introduced myself yet.
My name is Henry Casper.
Would you mind telling me your name?
It's your boy.
I won't forget.
I'll leave the way.
Please check on the children to make sure they're keeping up.
So let me get this straight.
I just went back in time because a deer decided that they want me to go to another world
to save a girl in the past with her damn that's crazy okay yeah it's it's a fucking deer man
oh shit oh oops oh where's this go get out of here bitch
open the door can't open the door the door is locked how do you know
It's okay the wolves are gone please open the door, huh? I think it's broken. What do
we do now? Over here? You might be able to break this wall. Nice! Yeah, what the hell?
Did she spit out? I tell you I don't know what that was. I tell you it won't
American though. Yeah, he's sure as hell won. Oh shit. Okay, let's go. Okay. Okay, it's
dead. Where's this pussy ass? Oh, big damage. Big damage. Big damage. I'm hitting all
the buttons on the screen that's right that's right that's right mr. dog what's
the girl let's take a break are you hurt uh-huh the children must be startled
could we catch our breath for a moment yes speak with helpy where's helpy
that's mongler over here Henry mustn't over here isn't it strange just killed
died ten years ago in Henry two I'm not sure it's happening either well it's
obvious what happened. We talked to a magic deer after seeing this. We're having a vision
and we went back in time to save them from dogs. Yeah, that's what happened. We know that.
Let's go. Let's go, Henry. I sure hope Henry doesn't die.
That'd be really sad. Yeah, yeah, sure. True.
Why? Fuck him. What do you want? Where are you going? Why aren't you coming over?
Oh shit. What do you mean?
the abbey in my dream only i know how to defeat iskale and after that battle an age of peace
returns to castles oh now i understand the meaning of the dream hammer said me i know what i have
to do i'm not sure why hammer chose me i just know that it is my duty okay i think it's already
So this guy's on my new game plus or something
Okay, oh got him. Oh
Oh, there we go nice now what oh shit, let's follow you to the Abbey
Okay, oh, she's gonna fight the dog
Oh shit protect the children until you reach the village okay I guess I got to
take him this way oh shit okay kill these guys nice
Fuck them, fuck them kids, true!
Okay, that guy's dead.
Killed this one too.
Nice.
No shit!
Get the fuck over here!
I love how they like alternating between this in Korea and randomly.
Money.
Giving money.
Oh shit.
No.
I can't.
He's killed a monster.
I hope she went good stand against him alone.
And Henry's weak.
If he went to fight yesterday,
he'd be killed in a heart rate.
Talking shit.
I hope we can find some way to come back safely.
He dead.
Oh, what's this?
Oh shit.
That was too soon.
Yes, Mr. Deer.
You have the power of the Biscayne
and the heart of him.
Why would I have this heart?
I stole his soul!
Uh-huh.
where Henry and Iskall fought, unfolded before your eyes.
What was Hamill trying to tell you?
If you are able to control the dangerous astral force,
where will your path lead?
This guy's from Bloodborne.
This guy's actually a badass, look at this.
Jesus.
Ah, damn, man.
That guy was hard.
Look at that.
Let's bust for you. Yeah, bro. We gotta go on and so we gotta buy that
Okay, now what?
Okay
What's this the sacred deer of the black how planes met his demise
And his death heralded is Cale's return
Led from the walls found themselves isolated in the abbey is Cale with the power of the star fragment and backed by a pack of ravenous wolves set upon them
It's just a dog.
Damn.
Makes sense.
So he just blew everything up.
That was okay.
That was decent.
Yeah.
Alright.
Not so bad.
Let's go back this way.
see a terrorist yeah he was terrorizing the dogs we're gonna go to this one first
background war yeah that was pretty good like I'm gonna be honest actually that
was that was pretty good ascend on more so is this game at fall damage yep okay
there is a way to make your skills strong uh-huh you'll need an active or
passive skill growth book depending on which skill you want to improve yeah you'll need to use skill
growth books to learn new skills they're divided by skill level so be sure to read them carefully
say didn't you visit me before i don't know i knew it thank you for helping out
i will prepare special items for you just all this once okay enhance your skills with active
and passive skill growth books. Give it a try. It's easy.
Okay.
Tell me Thomas' advice. You visited the skills researcher, Adrian.
Adrian taught you how to craft and use skill growth books.
Ooh, all these suck dick.
On the same knowledge, you now have the potential to become even stronger.
Okay. I got a Scarab.
Okay, let me claim that. Claim the final rewards? Okay. Oh, I can't do it yet.
Okay, shape shifts. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Okay, so I get a new item. I'm gonna use the long sword.
Okay, good. And what about this one? Okay, I can't finish this one. Claim final reward,
So I didn't beat this.
Okay, so...
Active skill growth book.
And then I craft this.
Nice.
Passive skill growth book.
Okay, I can't, I should have just done that.
Okay, and open the equipment enchanting window.
Okay.
And then select the...
Oh, we're big-daking this.
Ooh, we're big-daking this all the way through.
Come on.
Daaamn, 60%! Alright, good.
Okay, let's do it again.
Daaamn.
Nice.
I'm gonna do another upgrade.
I know that.
35% I got fucked there.
35% I got fucked again.
5% I didn't get fucked. Okay, good.
Okay.
Oh, I need to breathe.
FUCK!
I didn't get enough. You can't fail? Yeah, I know. It's just you either succeed quickly or slowly. I get it.
Uh, I can't do E. I can't. Okay. Uh, so, uh, transfer traits, uh, equipment. I don't know how this works.
Um, okay, that's fine. Let's go up this way. Oh, I gotta equip my weapon. Wow.
Wow.
Oh wait, I think I actually have two swords equipped.
P for profile might be?
I see.
Oh sorry.
Okay.
So this one, let's get rid of this, we're going to replace this with this.
Okay, we're good now.
Alright.
How's the game so far?
It is a game.
That's what I've heard.
Um, let's go up this way.
This is the right way to go.
Ooh, this is a nice place.
What's over there?
Whisper Island.
Time flies for me every time.
Like two hours ago, what do you mean?
They put this shit in the game for girls.
It seems like it's time, wait what?
I had a good job.
So I lost my uh, my prime on.
Is that right?
It spoke it said farewell until the day you need again and wish you well on the path ahead
Is that right you roofily talk to from the little friend who had been by your side from the beginning
Continuing your journey alone
Yeah
That's too bad. You have a new amatoy. What the hell is an amatoy?
Who the fuck knows what that is wait what the hell who's this loser?
user. This isn't Helpy. Where'd he go? What the fuck is that? What's this Shrek looking
ass do? What the fuck? Uh, was it called again amatoids? Summoned. Forest sapling. Okay,
Oh, wow. How to acquire.
Codex. Sand in the sand desert.
Okay. And these are all the different little plushies you can get.
That's a good one. I like that one. He's comfy.
This looks like a power world, the wampo from power world.
That's a, I think that's a dog. Oh.
It's a Yeti
Damn, they made a lot of these fucking things, huh?
These are cute. They're nice. Sure
Yeah, some of these are okay. This I like this one. This one's cool. This is the coolest one I've seen so far
Look at this one. Ooh
That guy looks badass
This looks like Gengar. No
Shameless Joker
Okay a ghost
Damn look at all these fucking things. I like that one now. It's cool
Thieving Nick that's his name
fighter dent work
This guy's okay
This guy looks like he's fat. We're not gonna lose him. Oh, this guy's cool. I like him a lot
About this one. That's okay
Okay
So
All right, so it's all these guys
damn they got a lot of these fucking things huh oh my god Jesus what the
fuck is a moca-co these aren't like moca-cos they're like there's pets in the
Lost Ark that are kind of similar to this but I do I do think that these are
really cool designs you know it's like this is like one of those things where
if the game does really well you make these in real life and then people buy
them for like how much you sell one of these for probably like what 45
of dollars 50 60 bucks right like the kind of people that buy plushies are
fucking losers right there's like some shit wrong with them and so like if you
bought like this one here like this one was I think it was like like $35 or
something like that's like $40 and so I had this one and then this one a girl
got for me. I don't know what he just a fat little chick. I got one more. I bought the
little chocobo here and I got this one. I ordered him in like November and they like
this was like $30. This seems like $30 and I don't know. I have to look and I forgot
that I even had him until it showed up at the house and I was pleasantly surprised.
Yeah. I don't, I remember what it was. So yeah, I've had a lot of these. I like,
this sounds like gay, right? Big gay, but I like the plushies. I think they're cute.
I do. I think they're cute and nice. Big gay, yeah. I know it is. What's the rest of this?
Okay that one's okay. This one's stupid. I like this one. This one's good.
This is a good one. Oh look at that! Damn! He is sharp! Look at him! Okay where's
this one? The red knight? Oh that's like this one though. Yeah look at this. It's like an
egg. Your audience has bald men with beard Zach? Yeah who do you think buying
plushies? Bald men with beards who are balding who are like man I wish I
I was still a kid and I would have a full head of air.
But I'll buy a plushie, you don't remind me.
He'll remind me of the year 1997.
3000 years ago.
Yeah.
So what's this?
Oh, this one's nice.
Look at that one.
This one's real cute.
These are the ones that are at the bottom
and they have a different color of name.
So this means they're probably expensive.
that's a real cute one what about this one here it's like a Valkyrie plushie
look at that oh wow oh yeah this one's really cool
guess it's fucking awesome okay we got three more this is Sparta yeah nice this
one's really good I like this one a lot look at his stupid ass fucking horns
Check your mail. I don't even know what the mail is fatty. Is he fat? Which one's my favorite? I feel like this one's really cool
Okay, I like the style of it
And what's the one I like the most? I like this one. This one's cool
But it's kind of simplistic. I think I might like this one the most this one's really cool
Yeah
Yeah, it could be or it could be this one. This one's really nice too. I like him
this dude fuck you up some are pretty nice yeah the succubus one was dope wait
you thought one of them was a succubus what the fuck all right so that y'all
said male right personal male yeah I haven't gotten shit bro okay let me go
over this way it's in the store I'm not even gonna try and figure that shit out
man let's go this way we gotta go turn this in okay when swept document there's
a document on the ground look below what does it say read it to me
narrator read read read me to what it read me to what it do be I don't want
have to read. Do I have to read? Damn, I took fall damage even from that. Deliver it to
the contract manager. Let's go. Stores for pussies. Yeah. Check the battle pass and shop.
Uh-huh. I probably will at some point. Like, I don't know, like, really how hard I'm
gonna go on this game or not. Like, I'm just kind of, like, really? I just kind of
play in the game. I don't want to, like, really go and set, like, a fucking commitment
for some shit, right? Like, I mean, this is a fucking video game. Like, I'm not trying
to do that. One thing I did have a, I have set a commitment for, though, is, uh, I've
been, uh, I've been playing Black Myth Lukong, and I'm already on New Game Plus 2. I'm probably
gonna finish it pretty soon here, and I'm gonna have everything unlocked. Yeah, I got
Max Level 2. You can play a game. I can. I actually play more games off-stream than
I play on stream we got at least do a siege we got at least get 50 right like
that's the goal you got to get 50 look on new game 3 is so hard really like the
new game 2 seems pretty I mean I'm gonna be honest like just the move sets for most
bosses or like it's not even that they're easy it's that the game gives
you enough tools to solve any problem that the game gives you right so like I
don't really think it's that bad I'm also level 342 as well so I have
everything unlocked and like ever I did everything so I'm max level which we get
Sekiro to yeah yeah Sekiro was a good game man dodging is OP yet is I mean
just forgot how to play the game with friends and do single-player games I
usually mainly do play single-player games recently now yeah like I'm trying
to think I would multiply I feel like I'm like I like real talk like the
The reason why I bet is probably because like I feel like now like I've always got people talking to me
I'm like maybe like for me like video games are like an escape from other people. Whereas in the past
They were a way that I would like interact with
You know
Do I horror games it is said that long ago the seeds of a flower with jewels for petals fell on an unnamed land
And it became the beautiful field it is today probably both. Yeah
Goblins have long occupied in mind
Goblins!
Oh my god.
Oh!
We gotta kill him.
Does the gameplay feel like? I feel like the combat like definitely needs work.
Like there's like a certain clunkiness to the combat that I really don't like.
Other than that, I feel like it's been fine.
But it's like the traditional like MMO leveling, you know?
How much money would it take for you to eat vegetable soup?
um vegetable soup like uh i would eat vegetable soup probably for like i don't
know like not that much money like because i actually like the thing is i've
eaten vegetable in soup before it that's okay not for a thousand probably like
well like that yeah i wouldn't i don't know like i don't like eating
shit for money i think that's just stupid like honestly it really is what's
What's this here? What's this box?
Nice.
Generic mon- monstone.
Okay.
Great.
Let's go this way.
I'd eat shit for money. Fuck it.
Good for you, man. Hey, hey, hey.
Stay based.
What's this?
A device whose purpose is unknown.
I know what the purpose is.
This is to look cool.
Oh wait, I already was here.
here I could just teleport it over here okay yeah I've already been here
before all righty contract manager contract meant to the resistance part of
the resistance take the rewards oh what the fuck okay um accept and I'm gonna
Accept I'ma accept I'ma accept. I'ma okay
Use the star color stone. I don't want this
Yeah
I'm gonna abandon that
Yeah, I don't want to do that. That's stupid. See I just want to do the quest that say kill
Like I
What do what do I kill?
About the contracts I have
Okay, all that's done. We're doomed! They want me to kill Goblin Sheymans.
I gotta go talk to the rock. Hello? I had to do this.
Should I do these contracts? Should I do these?
How we hell there's a lot of people yeah
No, there's a lot of people play in the game like I mean this is just the early access to you got to keep that in mind
Like when this game actually get out of here bitch
Get out of here pussy
Let's go
Okay
Yeah, this guy got a lot of help. Why's he not dead? There we go. Okay. He's dead now
All right next I guess I gotta just keep shooting him
Yeah, I'm not sure exactly like what the best way of fighting these things is.
Damn, that guy got fucking destroyed.
Okay, kill this guy here.
I'm too far away.
What do you mean I'm too far away?
I'm right there.
Oops.
Okay, let's go kill this guy.
Oh my god, he stole my mob.
Okay, let's shoot this guy.
Oh my god, look at all these guys.
Look at all these guys.
I gotta fight everybody at Sink Han.
I am a warrior after all oh I messed up I'm gonna die okay gotcha bitch okay oh
we got this guy too yeah the crossbows don't seem like they're really that good
like they're okay but like not really feel like I'm not doing big dick damage
unless I'm using my great sword other than that I'm not really doing a
at anything try the daggers maybe like I could use great sort of daggers maybe
that could be cool oh yeah what's up bitch get out of here okay he's dead
destroy the goblin ritual tools I gotta keep killing these I can't there's a
a lot of mobs I got to kill here. Now we're starting to grind. Okay, that guy's dead. Easy.
Yeah, I got to get used to this combat, man. It's hard for me to get used to it yet. It'll
take some time, but then after I'm there I'll be understanding everything. Okay. Does
the combat feel better than before? Yeah, it does. There's like a degree of like,
I don't really know what the word is for it, but like clunkiness to the combat, and I'm
not a fan of that, but otherwise, you know, it's not bad.
I think it's also a degree of like me, like I need to learn how to use it, right?
Because like I don't, I just started playing the game, so it's like, guess what?
I'm not very good at it.
And so I think that I can give it some more time and try to play it and understand it.
The classic mode is better.
Yeah, I'm trying to figure out like how that works.
Oh, well I'm just parrying everybody.
Right?
Nice!
That feels good.
I'm going to be honest, like this feels really good.
Okay, yeah, this is this is this is all right like I'm parrying everything
Okay, they're all dead. Did I finish I think I pretty much did I
Gotta go plunder the sack nice. Okay. We got another thing. We got a plunder over here
Manna recording device
Okay. Got it. So, and contracts complete at completion, right? Collecting evidence. Open
world map. Oh, I see now. Try great sword, sword and shield. It's fun with OP with the
counters. Yeah, maybe I should try it. Nice. Okay, now I'm level, what's this here? Defeat
goblin shaman where is the shaman where did he go is that him I don't see a
single one oh shit there he is oh no I think I have to wait for the kill oh
wait no never mind okay let's go turn back turn this back in I understand
now staff is ultra big to damage 20 of a we two yeah I'll have to like look up
and see what the weapons that are good are because I don't really know yet
press V no you should put great sort of main hand dude your auto attack is determined by
your main hand well wouldn't having the bow be better for main hit no it wouldn't because I've
got a bad bow okay um okay uh C maybe character how the fuck is it P yes okay so main hand
How do I know what my main hand weapon is?
It's the big, is the big circle?
The main hand?
And then I can swap it by just doing like this.
So now, now I'm, I'm, I'm main handing, right?
Okay.
Cause the circle was bigger.
I see now.
Okay.
Thank you.
Okay.
Um, I don't really want to do this again.
There's no reason for me to do this again, right?
So let's go back over this way.
You can swap in combat, press like this. Oh, oh, yeah, you're right
Pick daggers is second. Yeah, a lot of people are saying to use daggers
What are their games combat? Would you compare to this?
um, I
Don't know like I
Would say Final Fantasy 14, but like that's not really accurate. It's just like the closest thing I can give
Like it's not even really true. I don't know
Concord. Oh, no. No, no guys
No. Come on.
Like you don't have to- you don't have to go that far. Let's go up here.
What game is this? Corekeeper? Yeah, this is Corekeeper.
Go turn this in.
I'm gonna join the game. It's alright.
Yeah, I've been- I've been playing it now for like- oh wow.
I think like being part of like open worlds like this, I really enjoy with like other players.
Like even if it's a game that I'm not really gonna like that much, I just like that experience, you know?
This movie was perplexed after seeing orders. Goblins always write in sets of three sentences.
But the last sentence had been torn into ten pieces.
Ruby said that if you went to find Henson, the former watch captain, he would help you find the torn pieces.
We're all like games with men. Yeah, I don't want to play a game with a girl in it, man.
People are mad about the fact that I said that. They're really mad.
Which is kind of crazy, like, uh, you know, it's weird to me that, like, people are mad about that, because, like, they're the same people that talk about how much representation matters.
But the moment that I say, like, I think representation matters, now I'm wrong.
It seems a little bit hypocritical to me.
Because, like, if the whole argument was about how, like, well, people wanted to see themselves in the character,
and that's why we want to have representation of these kinds of characters,
and then I say I want to see myself in the character, but now I'm wrong.
Well, what the fuck?
It's either true or it's not.
Yeah.
It's interesting.
Is because you're sexist in their eyes?
For sure.
They're right. They're right about everything.
Okay, let's do this.
Yeah.
That's a good point.
Okay, what do I do now?
Defeat the goblin agitator.
Who the fuck is the agitator?
what the hell I guess I oh I got to go that way okay let's go to be honest I'd
be a hot-ass big-titty girl if I was one see like for me like I know it sounds
weird but like I'm actually I don't even do that like I just want to play as a
guy got him like that's just the way like if I if I could play stellar
blade as a guy I would I would have probably done that too even though the
The characters are really, the characters are really hot.
Like, it's just normal to me, right?
Yeah, I don't know, maybe I'm gay?
Like, I guess, guys, I'm gay.
This is me coming out, I'm big gay.
It looks the better, yeah.
Does it have pay to win content?
I don't know, I didn't look up the story yet.
I'm big gay.
What's this?
Approach to somewhat different goblin?
I'm called a goblin.
me oh shit huh the fuck what what all together sway groovy oh my god no no I do
it oh shit okay it's like that the color damn it's rain and rain rocks got him
let's try that again brother what do you mean got it I'm a winner okay so now
what I have to talk to the agitator okay the last sentence
On the day of battle, the Estella goblins tear off the last sentence of their chieftain's orders and divide it up to carry amongst themselves.
If you gather all of the pieces, you can complete the missing sentence.
Okay.
The missing sentence said that an elite contingent of Estella goblins was headed for the Starlight Observatory ruins.
Oh!
You went back to the ruins to warn the guards of the ominous news.
Let's go. Can you turn off the aerator? No. We gotta go down here.
All right. You hear about the attack?
Attack!
Uh oh. We're gonna be gnomed.
Uh oh. Okay. Let me kill these guys. Okay, gotta A-Wee them down.
okay Jesus bro look at them all magic traps I can't even okay I can't okay
bro we're running we got run we got run we got run come here hit them hit
Hit him! Hit him! Guys! Hit him! Hit him!
Okay. Okay. Okay. They're dead.
Uh, I use this. I think it gives me more health, right?
Um, okay.
Uh, I have to use this one too.
Is this getting around me? No. Okay, we got it.
Okay. Alright, so now what? Okay.
Let's do it. Bull they ass up. Easiest game of my life. Okay, now what?
No. That's right.
Okay.
Okay. I think it's over here, right? Yeah, it is. Okay, I got it. Incomplete magic trap.
Okay, do it. Ooh. Wait, didn't do anything. Oh, they just died instantly.
it was a bit risky this time we've been in quite a pickle if it hadn't been for
you adventure oh fall damage thank you adventure oh shit oh shit look at fat
boy here okay I don't have I don't have the like I'm gonna I'm dead
bro like I'm like Omega dead I'm big dead yeah guys I'm oh that did a lot okay
his name's gonna war okay let's kill this guy okay okay nice okay that guy said
We got it. We got kill another shaman. Okay, I wish I could do more damage man. I feel like uh some arms a little bit slow
There it is
Okay, carry that
Do skill specializations?
That would require me to know what that is
Which I don't
Okay, let's kill this guy
Damn this guy got a lot of fucking health man
Jesus boy. He's really even moving. I need to stop using up
I feel like I'm doing decent damage. What's this hero? Use the uh, this like,
oh, I missed. Nice. Oh, I got him. I parried. I don't know what any of these
abilities do, so I'm just hitting random buttons. Okay, I probably should move out
of that, huh? Okay. The parry system is okay. I don't mind it too much. He's
He's almost dead.
Nice.
Ooh, he ran away.
Okay.
Easiest game of my life.
Get out of here fat boy.
It's a visor.
You wear that on your head.
Examine it any further.
Oh, okay.
Did you find this?
It's my own movie. Thanks to the rain. Thanks guys
Do you mind bringing this to Ruffalo about time this arm bank. It's itself a new owner
He'll get more use out of it than me
Come to think of it. I don't think we've had a chance for introductions. Where are you from?
Your mom
Wisp Island, do you happen to know anyone named Jan Junof?
No.
Uh, I own my wife.
Ah, I see.
Jan is my friend who used to travel around Silesia with me.
If it weren't for their insidious Calantia.
That was such a long time ago.
I'll see you later.
Okay.
So, uh, I gotta go back.
A true cat tan.
Okay, let's go, let's go over here.
Do you skill specializations? Yeah, I gotta figure out the way my skills work.
No, I know that.
Like I'm just trying to, I'm trying to just like kind of process everything. It's like a new game and there's like so many new systems and shit.
It's a lot.
Okay, let's talk to this guy.
Are you all right?
Okay, perfect.
battle a decade ago okay it's time to go and find the rest of heroes let's go
Baldur's Gate no I mean that the narrator thing is a good idea I think it is at
least okay let's turn this in what's this many years ago craftsman in the
employ of the Archimegian secretly visited the resistance soldiers at the
observatory offering a huge reward for aid in stealing gems from the goblins
The soldiers, who were suffering through a famine, were overwhelmed with temptation, all but three of them left the camp.
While the guards were away, the waiting Archaeum battle platoon, readied for the attack.
Watch Captain Henson understood the situation all too well.
He told the three remaining guards to flee, and one of them, Ruffalo, escaped into the woods with his head hung low.
These are pretty cool.
Ooh, he died.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
who drove back the enemy forces nice although the bravery of Henson and his men
saved many lives he blamed himself for the death of the soldiers and resigned as
watch captain ten years later he still quietly defends the front lines and is
admired and respected by the local resistance forces nice now what
Papa? Hi Cassie. What's up?
Nice
Who the hell do I do now?
What the hell I do now? Oh there it is. It's out the bottom. Oh
Oh, I get this
Skill growth book claim reward
claim final rewards what's the final reward okay oh shit Jesus there's a lot
of these huh okay that's done can access from mobile 18 okay collection okay
Hamel that's the that's the deer oh I have to do level I think level 18 for
that one okay all right I'll pause here I think this is a good time for me to
take a break you speak of the guy yeah
there's a lot of people here we're gonna play the game tomorrow we're gonna keep
playing keep farming keep doing work first impressions like the world is
nice my first impressions of the game are like kind of mixed right I I wish
that the combat was like more fluid. I think if the combat for this game was as fluid as like
classic WoW or like BDO or something, like the game would be like S tier, right? I think it's,
it's not like it's bad, right? But like it's definitely held back because of the combat
and it gets better at higher levels. Yeah, there's that too, right? It could get better.
And also there's the component that like maybe I'm not very good at it. So like once I understand
more the nuances and I play it more it'll be probably easier to do but like
moving around in the game feels like okay it doesn't feel amazing but feels
okay the open world I think is really nice the style and like the story the
The story is the traditional, you know, you know, it is one of this, right?
But otherwise, what's up here?
What's this idiot?
Well, that's nice.
And yeah, the story, there is a story.
I've heard that there is a story.
You can enter to kill bosses, speak with a lady in the corner.
Yeah, yeah, I might try and do some more of that stuff.
I'll try to maybe play the game a little bit off-screen and get a better idea of like kind of how it's supposed to work and
That way I can kind of show everybody
Where's the lost Ark the combat Stephanie not as it was lost Ark lost Ark's combat is S tier. It's really good
The world is way better than lost Ark though like an isometric world like there's so many limitations in terms of like the
Escapism that an isometric world can have and so like I like being able to have like a free look like camera
etc. So yeah I like that a lot. The TLDR narration, yeah the TLDR narration is
really good too. They're following a build not screw yourself. Yeah that's why I
didn't use any of my skill upgrade stuff. That's exactly why. Lots of quarter on the
screen. Yeah there are a lot of these. Like I don't know really what to do with
something like this but otherwise yeah. I was gonna drop a new video. I was
gonna watch it today but I didn't have time. Are there flying mounts in the
I think that you are the flying now like but it's not even really flying. It's like more or less like controlled gliding
Comment gets better once you get better to be honest plus skill specializations. Yeah. Yeah, and I think I'll try to give it more of a
More of a try I think then
There's an arrow on the top died quest. Yeah, but like it's not I don't want to hide the quest
I just want to hide some of the quests
So, yeah, I'll stick with wizard 101. Yeah. Yeah, they gave me a link for it
Let me see if I can link it for you guys.
Um, I don't even think I have like a personalized link or anything like that.
Let me see.
No, I don't.
I literally just have fucking there.
Yeah.
There's a link.
No, it's very in classic era.
I don't know.
Um, I haven't tried the classic version.
Um, I tried the like action combat, but apparently you can swap between them.
Yeah, the action motor.
Yeah, I'll have to go back and forth and figure it out.
Are there drops? Yeah, I think this game has drops. I'm pretty sure it does
Do you have a guild for viewers? I'm gonna make the guild tomorrow. That's what my plan is
Yeah, I'm gonna make the guild tomorrow and I try everything out and get everything ready and I'm on the server
Lash in or lash it or whatever it is
Doesn't game it out for a while. Why are so many people playing it again?
so this game released in Korea about six months ago and
And Amazon Games is publishing it here in the west and so this is the release of the western version
It's kind of like lost Ark really
10 months ago. Okay. Yeah, I've somewhere around there
So, yeah, we'll be there too. Thank you ready to donate your best weapons. Good. Yeah, that's right
You're stopping at same point someone G. He's a smart guy man. Great minds think alike
And so yeah teleport system is worth a mention to very fast loading
Yeah, it's got a number of those like small, you know, intangible, good things.
Why is the Western version different, culture reasons?
I think it's a matter of localization where like the game takes time to like translate
and make it to where like it's a, you know, comprehensive experience
and there's, you know, things people understand.
And like they've probably made a couple of changes in terms of the way the game plays
because like, you know, Western audiences are like generally like more like adverse to pay to win
than like a Korean audiences. So maybe this version is less pay to win because that's what
happened with Lost Ark, but maybe not. I just don't really know. I never played the uh, like I
didn't keep up with this game as much as I kept up with Lost Ark. So like I knew way more about
Lost Ark than I know about this. This I'm like very much kind of casual. I feel like I'm gonna
enjoy the game. I hope so, right? They changed the storage and the gameplay. Yeah, a little
bit. They probably made the characters uglier. They had to add in some fat people so the Americans
would play the game. They could relate to it. So yeah, I'll be back on tomorrow and I'll play more
of this game then and we'll kind of just get into it. You know, it's that simple. Hit your
bit power spike at 19. I hope so. Yeah, we'll see what happens. But we'll figure it out. So yeah,
Anyway guys, thank you all very much for watching. I really appreciate it
And there's link for the game too as well, and I will be back on tomorrow. So until next time gentlemen
Peace