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WAR WITHIN RELEASE HITTING 80+REACTS/NEWS/DRAMA BEFORE @StarforgeSystems @MadMushroomGG @MythicTalent @OTKnetwork
08-23-2024 · 8h 26m
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You guys hear me? Yeah
What's up boys? How y'all doing so far? No issues my PC. I got here. Yeah, so far. Hopefully you didn't get it
See what happens, right? But yeah, yeah, you do a mythic plus or raises expansion for a while
I think honestly, man, I'm just gonna do I'm gonna probably just do whatever the fuck man. Like
I'm not really sure I had I was late today
I had a boss fight in real life
There was an elite loss
And it was like not actually really an elite is more like the rare spawns
Because like the elites of the red ones right the normal ones are the yellow ones and the rare spawns are the black ones and
We had a black one and he was mad bro
He was pissed off and so I had to get him. I got him. I cut him in half like three times, bro
He's crawling around. He's dead dead dead and so he's done and so yeah
It's like those spiders that I've been letting in the house. They ain't doing shit. Let me tell you that
They ain't doing nothing
So I don't know what the fuck we go. We gotta start killing everything pretty soon here man. Did you do anything?
No, I just left them. I let him rot and
I'll deal with it in a day or so something like that, right?
Over the iFriends? It's easy. I mean like you got to remember like animals are stupid and so it's easy to kill them
So you just have to know their mechanics and like if you like I've like there are certain animals like I'm real good at killing right and
so are getting them right and
It's easy. It's so easy because you know what they can do like they can do like three things
And so you just get ready for it and you get them. Yeah pre-fired a lot. Yeah pre-fired on them exactly
Yeah
You mean bugs I mean in general. Yeah, especially bugs right as kids. Well, I mean you just run them over that's easy
Right, but that's clearly what I meant man. Stop asking a clip you full send it to pita. Oh, I know I know I love killing them though
I do it's fun and how do you kill mice?
the way you kill a mice is
You take a knife and you stab it in their neck if there's instantly kills them
Uh, that's the way you do it, by the way.
If you want to know how to do it, that's how you instantly kill them, right there.
Uh, yeah.
And I've had to do that a few times myself.
What the fuck?
No, it's a mouse.
It's a rat.
Yeah, you're savage.
It's not savage.
Savage?
No, you mean savage.
That's the easiest way to do it.
What do you think a mousetrap does?
What do you th- Man, y'all actin' like I'm crazy.
I'm the only one.
I'm trying to be reasonable.
I'm trying to be a good dude.
Savage is biting his fucking head off.
Yeah, you think I'm Ozzy Osborn?
Just chill the fuck out, man.
Yeah.
Step on him.
Less savage than a blue trap?
Yeah, that's nasty.
I use blue traps to send a message.
You know what message a blue trap sends?
It sends a message to you that the mouse is dead because it smells bad.
You think I don't know what that is?
Yeah.
Do you stab anyone back in the neck of the county?
Oh, there's no, that's actually not true.
So like, there are certain animals, if you cut their head off, they still move.
Like for example, a snake.
Like, as a snake, you can cut their head off, they can still bite you.
And the way that their venom works is like, no, no, no.
So you gotta understand that chickens, well chickens are just telling me, they're so
fucking stupid.
I mean, were they ever really alive?
They're basically walking food, right?
And so anyway, yeah, it's the same with, I mean, a turkey.
I mean, like, you see some animal, like, this is just walking food.
But let's be honest
So yeah, clutch with me. Yeah walking nuggets exactly. So venomous lava
I'm not even sure if that's true, but either way. No, no, you got to understand the mechanics now
I never fuck with a venomous snake though. Like I'll tell you that like those like I
Can be cavalier with a lot of stuff, but you get me near
Uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh.
Uh-uh, uh-uh, not about it.
Yeah, I'm not gonna take that risk at all.
Descendant of a T-Rex to walking nuggets.
Bro, like, that's a fall off if you ever seen one, huh?
Chickens and turkeys is the number
of wonder why they survive long enough to be farmed by us.
I think turkeys make sense.
They do, I've never seen an animal
that's more vicious than a turkey.
Right, there are tigers that are less aggressive
turkeys are. Like, turkeys just like... they're just mean. Just assholes, yeah.
Like, for no fucking reason. Like, yeah. It's a goose, yeah. Like, really? Emo Wars,
yeah. Yeah, the Emo Wars, yeah. I remember who won the Emo Wars. Think about that.
There you go. What about geese? I never had to deal with a goose.
But you just grabbed a fucking neck, I guess. I don't know. Like, I've never
I never had to deal with one before.
You see the sod news?
I did. I think Makano said he's still going in on sod.
Like, for me, I feel like...
Like...
Like, I'm kind of waiting for BWL.
Because if they do that hard mode shit on BWL again,
I'm probably just, like, not gonna play sod.
Like, this is just me.
Like, I think it's so stupid.
I don't want hard modes.
In the game.
I don't I don't want them, but I like I get that like
It's a stupid thing right I get stupid, but like that's the way that I feel right
Have you ever actually seen a rat or an inner a chicken pen the chicken destroyed the pieces?
Well, they're not destroying it. They're just having fun right this playing a game
Yeah, it's just chickens. Geese will try to actively hurt you and succeed
I don't know. I never had to deal with one of those before do you think dogmas better than wukong dragons dogmas
They're different games like they're very different games. It's hard to compare, but yeah
BWL already too hard for classic players. No, it's it's 8 Q 40 where the reality check happens. So, yeah
Now you're right plus no difficulty differences for classic and right. Yeah, you see Hassan get kicked out of the Rehabilitan Convention
This is a Democrat convention. I did see him get kicked out. Let me see. I'll find it
where is it so
Let me see if I can find it right here. This was funny and
Where is this? No, no, there's no other comments
And so, I love how this is what's so funny to me about this is that Sneeko is the top
response and he says, I wonder who really controls America.
Now he's talking about Israel and Palestine.
Now what do you think Sneeko means by that?
I don't know.
Nobody knows.
It's a mystery.
Juicers?
You think XQC viewers?
You know what?
I think you're pretty close.
Yeah.
Yeah, you're actually pretty close.
How about that?
Yeah, let's go ahead.
We'll watch the clip.
So Hassan, I guess, was a DNC at his stream set up and removed after he made these comments
about Israel and Palestine.
I want to tell you guys the reason why Hassan probably really got removed is he
didn't pay 500K for the place he's at.
They're like, you know, you can't scream here and make a lot of money without giving us half a million dollars. Yeah, you got to get out of here. Okay, here we go. Let's watch it
In terms of like literally only having Israeli victims and their family members right be held into question
Well, Palestinian pro-Palestinian people are getting fucking beaten out. Yeah, okay
Like they're they're literally the delegates themselves that are that have dare that dare bring up the the
The Palestinian casualties get fucking booed, they get humiliated, they get kicked aside.
It is fucking ridiculous, okay?
Yes, of course these people have a right to speak, and yes, of course they deserve to
have their child back, okay?
I am not a fucking soulless monster, I'm not a heartless piece of shit, okay?
There is no, there is no like boo, like I can't believe she's doing this, I can't
believe the Democratic Party is doing this.
But the fact that after all of the commitment that the Democratic Party has given to the
Israeli government to just basically absolutely eviscerate entire Palestinian family.
That's not true.
It's not eviscerate.
Because eviscerate is to cut up a body.
The type of bombs that we make nowadays, there's not going to be any pieces left.
Like that's not true.
Yeah.
like vaporize maybe evaporate
eviscerate now not mad at him
is with american made bombs that they can't even fucking have
a palestinian
a palestinian person
uh... uh... a new family members
come and speak in this similar fashion is
disgusting to me
this conversation better get uh... this conversation itself better turn
around into one that specifically is
that specifically focuses on
benjamin in the aloo and is disruptive attitude towards the ceasefire
negotiations are also a little bit
but but
he was going for five seconds
and then there was a hockey
for five seconds
shut it down
all godbro like all man
that's crazy i don't even know what to say
yeah i'm not not even cares uh... what is on has online
well if there's enough people that think like i think that has sons perspective
on this is represented by a lot of people
i think that a lot of people view it the same way that he does and i think that
it is basically like i mean because you see this happen every time that there's
an election
were like they'll pay lip service to like these like friend issues
and then the closer to the general election it is
the less you care that they put towards the jet that the fringe issues
and the more it care they put towards the lobbyist issues right
those like that at the top like that those the issues up there and i'd like up
like his issue and like his issue up there
that at the last week of the election we're talking about them bro
right now you know maybe a few of these people get to talk
but up in the last week of the election it's about them
you severely overestimate how many uh... americans care about palestinians
being bombed
no i do all i'm not saying the americans care
like what i am saying is that i think that actually if you were to ask
like if you were to explain the situation to an average american
i think that they would probably say
like i don't want to have anything to do with this like what's fucking what let's
let let's piece the fuck out right
i think that if you asked an average american like you went to wal-mart and
you explained it to them for three minutes
like the one minute right
because it's the tax money, right?
You explain it's like your money's going to this, right?
And they're like, oh, well, no, I don't want to do that.
So no, I think that's really what it was.
And we agreed to have no business there.
It's money we could be using, right?
Yeah, exactly.
But you're right that the average person doesn't give a fuck.
No, no, you 100% right.
But this is what happens, right?
It's like people like, and you saw this happen
with Hassan in 2020 with Bernie, right?
And like he wasn't really screaming in 2016,
but I'm sure he was probably thinking the same fucking shit.
You may be on the young Turks at the same time,
is that there's the time where they pay lip service
to caring about the people,
and then the closer to the general election it is,
the time is for unity.
We have to have unity in the party.
And what does unity in the party means?
That means that everybody here,
let me make sure, let me explain how the unity is.
We're gonna go ahead and we're gonna take
a little picture here how the unity and the party works.
So we take this right here and we go and we do this
and so then what we have here is we have a nice little,
that's the wrong color, it's not gonna work.
We'll just do green since it's better.
So we'll have this as the unity
and so it's unity around this very top point, right?
this is the unity. We have to all unite to this. And that's the way it works. That's the
way it works. And, you know, like that's just, hey, that that's life. Unity means alienate
everyone who disagrees with you. No, it means that you disagree with us, but you hate us
less than you hate them. So give us your vote anyway. That's the real reason that
actually that that's what happens and um no like it it's honestly i'm surprised that hassan was
there for as long as he was uh i am but uh yeah no they kicked his ass out uh which by the way is a
joke absolute fucking joke like a political commentator gets kicked out of the dnc uh-huh that
sounds like a great idea yeah wow nothing says nothing says democratic party more than kicking
people out who have an opinion yeah hey hey that's it all right that's just the
way it is right actually pay it is nuts he didn't pay enough money yeah yeah
that's probably why they mad that's why they pissed off sounds like we're
missing context yeah I don't know that wasn't why they ever moved him yeah I
don't know why they ever moved them but it seemed like he didn't do anything
wrong like I saw some of the clips I didn't see anything like that so yeah
could you imagine if Matt spoke to us on the convention no I saw a little
of like I mean the thing is everybody likes to treat politics like you've seen like clips of like
the guys at these conventions that like hate each other on the internet and they shake hands so
like it's nice to see you right that's the way normal people are by the way like I know this
might be upsetting for the internet users but like every time you see somebody in the internet
you disagree with like there's not like some kind of fucking like a anime showdown it's a big
big drama show. Yeah, yeah, that's it. It's like it is what it is, right?
Who played my favorite song by a singer? That's one of my favorite streamer.
Hey, does vote for us anyway. Just remember to hate the other side more.
That's all it's about, man. That's all it is.
So yeah, Secret Service moved a bunch of people.
It was just the rooms, nothing that anyone did wrong.
Yeah, we'll see what happens, right? I just, uh, you know, I don't believe that.
Like after watching like any time that like there's actually a reasonable
explanation for why a person who has a dissenting opinion just happened to be
silenced. I don't believe it. I don't. I'm sorry. I don't believe it. Now maybe it's
true. Hey, maybe it's true, but I'm not gonna start there.
Okay? I'm gonna start as in like, I think it's probably not true and you're
using this as an excuse. Because if I were them, that's what I would do. That's
That's the way I would see it.
So yeah.
Right, they're moving.
That's the point.
Seems fishy.
That's how he's talking.
I don't know.
Who knows?
But anyway, that's the way I see it.
You see a couple of Tim Walls, Yank his son's hand and give him a disgruntled look.
No, no.
I saw it.
This is like, it's crazy.
Twitter, bro.
Like, look at this.
This tweet.
Ah, I'm Tim Walls' son.
I'm fucking gay.
Has 29,000 likes.
1.5 million people like this is bro
Everybody says Twitter is like bad because everybody like it. There's all this bad stuff on Twitter
You know why Twitter is bad. It's because it has freedom of speech
And you know what people think?
They think a lot of stupid ass shit
They go I don't actually has a mental disability bro. That's the joke
The joke is that he has a mental disability and the joke is that whenever Trump was doing this
he was making fun of somebody else with a mental disability.
The whole joke is the fact he's got a mental disability.
Well, listen guys, there's nothing like, very rarely are there things that I won't joke about,
right?
Like, whoosh, yeah, that's a whoosh.
You don't even know.
I guess he like, he's like 16, so he don't remember this.
And so yeah, that's what it was.
It was like something Leafy would say.
Yeah, from back in the day, probably you're right about that.
So yeah, Tim Walsh ODing on horse semen.
What's wrong with people?
No.
with people? Uh, nothing, nothing. Uh, it's just that, uh, I think that it's just like
you talk about what's wrong with people. Oh, people are so wrong. They're wrong. People
are bad. Like, shut up, like shut up, stop. Like something's like, what are you thinking
about? So yeah, no, I don't think like that at all. That's life, man. Welcome to internet.
No, the internet is, um, it's not the internet. The internet is just, uh, it's just
a microphone. That's all. It's just a micro. It's not like the internet.
act different on the internet. Like, people act the same way in real life. That's just
what they're saying. Honestly, I didn't think Trump was making fun of his disability, though.
Trump always talks with his hands. I don't care. Like, I don't give a fuck. Like, I
don't care. Like, do I really like, what do you think the odds are that Trump has made
fun of somebody with a disability before? I know what the odds are. It's 100%.
Absolutely he done that. He asshole. Like every, every leaked clip of him talking
about people? It's like you thought it was bad at the rallies? Bro, there's a reason why
all those rappers used to be like, man, Donald, they had so much respect for Donald Trump.
Donald Trump could drop a diss track on somebody just in the middle of a conversation. He could
say something worse than like some rapper could think up in like a year. He could
just be like, yeah, yeah, by the way, you know, and that's what it was. And
like this yeah he slips it easy so he's yes exactly so this guy yeah they not
like us exactly and so he has a gift he's a gift for being a fucking asshole so
yeah no I think absolutely he did that now was it that case that he did I don't
fucking like what eight years ago like 12 how long ago was that I don't remember
why that happened who cares but I'm just saying in general he's a asshole
boomer hundred percent he is he's easily I hope the early access was worth it
for you Blizzard. Wow. Let's read the comments on this. Let's see the comments are
for a while. I did. Should this pre order bonus? I know, you know,
but your ship is not indicative of sales more like war without.
Thank you. So it takes this long to get the real comment,
but it takes this long. Like it's actually crazy. Um,
It's actually crazy how much people care about
Narratives and how little they care about reality
So and this is what's funny, right? Is because like the war within like let's be honest
Like I pulled this shit up on Twitch right now, right? Let's let's get it. Let's get it pulled up
So the war within a hundred and thirty seven thousand viewers
There's almost nobody playing the game, but you got two
Two two well you got you got four and you got Quinn right they're doing work playing the game good for them
Right that that's two variety streamers. These are people what I mean by that is like these are two guys that are not
Wow streamers why obviously you got people that are wild streamers playing the game
Wow, I would have never bet that but I'm saying like you know the lyrics the NMPs
I don't think emaru would be playing this shit. Um the
uh let's see i don't know the summits right like you soldier bully soldier
bully is streaming right now you know what he's streaming right now mother
fucking wu kong and he about to kill the boss
uh heal heal heal what are you doing no way you're gonna throw this away
you are not about to throw this away you did the pole attack oh my god he's
He said that attack is hard to dodge. That's that's the fastest he's done
It's over. It's over. Wait
He gonna get it. He gonna get it. Why cuz like y'all gotta admit like that's a throw of the century, right?
Like I mean he really
That's a wrap that is a wrap
He he should have killed it. He told
Why freeze one other side of the map? I mean I froze the mobs in the air before anyway
But like bosses stuff like an easy he knew it of the game like I mean he knew the game
He maybe he don't play a lot of these games so like it but it's just funny right because like you don't got anybody else, right?
Like I go through my recommended channels
And you got a bunch of people that are like these uh, you know variety variety andies, you know Anthony confetti
This guy plays like he's played well before is he playing well right now?
No, he's he's fucking playing dungeon born
But he and so you see a lot of the people that are
But even Rob Rob is like I mean he's blizzard right he's a blue plays Diablo 4
So like that's why would Jason but he don't even try out the new expansion
so like I
Think that like the expansion is definitely way more flaccid than the last expansion
But you want to know the real truth is the last big expansion, but let's look
You know, we like to look at graphs. I like graphs. We love graph. You know why I like graphs because they're real
Um, so if you look at this right here, this is 2023. So 2023. No, this is 2022.
Is this Dragonfly? Was this your Dragonfly? Like,
this is Dragonfly, right? Yeah, what was? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, was.
Okay, so, um, and then this was, uh, what the hell was this? Like, sod?
Was this like a race to world first like oh only fangs damn I forgot all about that
Holy shit. That's crazy. So only fangs wait a minute
There's a chance that only fangs would probably go even harder than
The expansion how does soda keep getting away with it? That's sad
That that that's wow
Wow!
So, so here's the reason why, why Dragonfly was so high.
So you look at this number, 400,000.
That looks like a big number though, right?
You look at this number right here, it says, what is this?
I mean, it's going to be somewhere like 380, right?
Because it's a little bit lower.
So this was during COVID, right?
This was like, Shadowlands was peak COVID buff.
So we're going to go ahead and we're going to let this one go.
look at the uh... look at uh... we call it this one right here this was classic
while
and this is bfa
so the truth is that
shadow ends was massively fucking popular
dragon flight was massively popular
but that's because of the drops
and like i even can show you guys how much drops make a difference
so i remember
uh... you know if you all remember this guy right like the this is from a
long long time ago and let's see when was the last time I streamed dragonflight what was it
um drops transmog what the fuck am I even doing here
damn I streamed for a bit huh and so let me see I can find this uh where was whenever I streamed dragonflight
uh dragonflight release yeah there we go and so we have right here and so I remember this so like
basically the expansion was out for like you had to watch for like three or four hours or some
shit maybe two hours and the moment that everybody had the drops everybody stopped watching because
people stopped watching now why is it why is that that why is that the reason because people are
watching for the drops they're not watching for the streamer that's the reason why and so like
Asmunt, man, man this fucked up. This fucked up. Does that care about you? Exactly, and
that's the way that's the way Drops viewers are though. That's the way it is. So yeah,
from 100k to 90k, everybody's just watching. I'm saying like that drop, that sharp drop
is the way it is. And like you see I watch where it boss kills and drops. It's the
same for Rust. It's the same for any game. It's the same for New World. Remember
Shroud with New World would have like 200,000 viewers like Lost Ark 200,000 viewers like you had people going crazy
With with viewers for these games. Why is it? It's because it drops
So you look at why dragon flight was so popular
It's because dragon flight had a drop for a mount that was worth eight hundred dollars at the time
So obviously you're gonna have a lot of people
People that want to tune in to make sure that they get on top of that.
That's the reason why.
So you look at the comparison here, it's not fair.
Drops matter.
Drops don't matter.
They are definitive.
Like, I'll pull up a few other categories that do drops.
Like we're going to look at two or three.
Guess when the drops are?
Oh, I was thinking of another one after I forgot which one was
I'll start no rust rust this was it just when the drops are just when they're at
Just want to be that's the reason that's that's why
Now that's out on the rock of white point. Yeah, but they don't do big drops like rust and shit like that
Like fuel care more about those you're comparing an older player base majority of 30 plus people that don't want streamers
That's like wow's entire player base. That's such a faulty logic karate. That's such bad logic
So like let's let's look at this argumentation
So wow is the game you play not watch
So was dragon fight a game that you played but what were the worker is it's dragon fight a game you watch
But war within the game you played
But I just want to like I want to think through
But let's think through what you're what you're saying because I know that people like to say this as a cope
But I want to have a like a I want you to think about what you're saying just for like a couple of minutes here
Yeah
Just just think about what you're saying
You right, but he's wrong at the same time. No, he's not
No, we're not
Delusional shit eater. He's not a delusional shit eater. I just think that people buy into this I
Play dragonflight more than any expansion. I watch zero streamers
Okay, well, we have a sample size of one. Thank you very much for your insight
I really appreciate you, and you've added a lot to this conversation.
Anyway, so if we go back to the graph that's aggregating millions of people,
you'll see that this behavior is reflected systematically.
And so, yeah, anyway, he's like, he also watched me.
Yeah, there's that, too.
So, talk about, this is the way people are, right?
Most people can't conceptualize numbers.
They can't conceptualize a number outside of themselves.
So yeah, they're laughing straight to the bank. I ain't watching shit.
Release is the best thing in expansion. I don't want to ruin it.
Well, you already did, bro. If you didn't play the release yesterday, you already are late.
You're already late, bro. Like, that's it. I bet the healthy half of my liver that this count
was captured when half of the world was asleep. No, no. It's probably just because it's
because of drops, bro. Like, it's because of drops. So yeah, that's the reason why it
happened. By the way, the war within has pretty much just as much of like a soy fucking like
testosterone void expansion feel that dragonflight has had so far. But I like the aesthetic of
war within more slightly. But like it is all this like girl shit, bro. Like I'm so sick
of this girl shit. Why it's who the fuck is this for? Why not me? I'll tell you that
not me power of friendship the soy within yeah is Barbie's issue is just dumb
man it's dumb like yeah for modern audiences yeah it's like that's I don't
know who make like why you make this show who the fucks this floor yeah get
over it I did that's the problem I did a lot of people did grow up I did that's
That's the whole point.
That's the reason why this conversation is happening.
That's it.
Not really talking about a lot, of course.
Of course, it's one of my favorite games, yeah.
We need Trump in office as soon as possible.
We get rid of this.
True.
That, that, bro, that's all we need.
Yep.
Because remember, Trump won in 2016.
You know what happened in 2016?
Illidan happened in 2016.
Hey, hey, I'm just saying I'm just saying right. I mean like I mean it's interesting how these two things seem to come together, right?
That's it
We need big sweaty men again. Yeah, exactly. And so that's the way I see it
That's where I'm at. That's what I think and it was mainly because it drops people want to farm hate on this expansion
This expansion is just as slowly and testosterone void as the last one
The I think the aesthetics are better
You know like the the cinematics are better like the war within is better than dragon flight
I think so far right but like again, I thought that both of them like it's just
It's not wow like it's not that it's not the way wow should be
Let's see here
I'm surprised she lasted seven hours fair enough the target audience didn't show up
But I did gamers going live at 4 p.m. EST 30 minutes from now to give dust born a fair shot
Let's play together a Lincoln bio stream on YouTube. It's a 10 gigabyte download
This is the most painful thing I've ever suffered through but I gave it a fair shot of seven hours in my time
Real tax dollars funded this game and I feel like every person should be able to sue the government for it
So I saw a clip of this game
It's funny. I saw a clip
Then now this some other bullshit
Watch this
This is part of the game
Play it
it would be funny if I played this game and honestly if Wukong and Wow was not
out I probably would play this game I would I would play it for content but
you guys got to remember like I have no problem to take to you know do something
stupid for content that's it let's see so listen to this one tell you're with
the black kid dresses like a writer as you know anything you are racist tell
you're with the black kid dresses like a writer as you know anything you they
seem super weird about race think we can capitalize on that anxiety so calling
so I don't understand it's like I mean maybe it's like there's a there's like
some other like plot to it look at their face like it's nuts like who does it like what a perfect
game yeah there's no way this is real i mean i'm worried that it might be i am yeah that's out of yeah
uh it seals extremely out of context i hope so i do how is mentioning blackie races i don't know
like it's just nuts how this is trigger uh triggered power up goes crazy yeah bro like this
Oh my god. How you even think of doing this? Like who thought this was a good idea?
It's like this got focus grouped on Twitter
It's like a quick time event to say somebody's a racist
Yeah
Yeah, no that actually is true. That's literally what it was. Oh my god
Describing people their skin colors racist now. I know yeah, it's funny. They use the word trigger as the word
I know yes, so this game this game really didn't work out too well. It's like nobody played it and
Man, like I feel bad for the people that you know, I'm sure there's some good people that worked on this game and
Man too bad, huh?
Too bad
They're gonna lose all their fucking money. They thought they were trying. I don't know. I mean like I I don't feel bad in
in general, but I can recognize it's like, you know, remember,
we all ever see clerks one, you ever watch clerks one if you
haven't, you're stupid, you need to watch it. Um, where they're
talking about like the guys that work on the Death Star that
got blown up whenever they're just like a janitor and shit
like that. But I'm thinking about them. You know, I'm
thinking about them. It's like, yeah, yeah. No, because like
you can see because it's like, yeah, they knew that they
were working for the empire. But hey, I mean, they're
just washing clothes, right? I mean, that's it. Yeah. So I
I get it. Yeah, he get a retire in three days and then they blow up the desk. I get it. Yeah
So Empire did nothing wrong. Sure. They're just cleaning up. It's good pay. Exactly. Blacksmiths is what massive? Yeah, so Blacksmith Wukong
This is crazy
Has sold 10 million fucking copies
That's insane
That's fucking crazy
10 million copies. Let's see how I can find this myself. Yeah, there it is
Announced that they've sold and there's like 10 people tweeted about this the game's doing very well worldwide
Yep, there it is. Thank you all the players with support and love. Yeah, there is have a great gaming weekend for context, right?
Dragons dogma 2 sold a little bit over 3 million copies a few months after the launch of the game
Like this game went hard as fuck
Like it did it went crazy crazy hard. Do you think it'll win game of the year?
Do I think Wukong will get win game of the year? I think it should so far. I think it should
It has a chance. Yeah now like I POE 2 though. It's not coming out this year
POE 2 is not coming out this year. Elden Ring DLC DLCs usually don't win game of the year
I'm not categorizing that I think it'll be weird if a remake of Final Fantasy 7 1 because it's an old game
Call me weird. I think that would be weird
Now I so yeah, yeah, no, I think that it I
Do think that we'll call probably should win so far now we got listen. Hey, we got three more months
And so we're gonna see what happens you call that a success check out the concord just released did it?
Maybe it's because the number is so big that the estimation they can't estimate how big the number is
Because the number is so big
Yeah, that must be it guys. That's all the developers. Yeah. No, that stands for the the 600
This is for each millions of towers that they lost on again
Yeah, yeah, no, it's all right. And the crazy thing is like they didn't even pay any streamers to play it
I remember they played they pay Lyric to play it a little bit
Like I to play Concorde as a as a as a sponsor for sure now
It would have been really hard for me to do it because then I wouldn't be able to make fun of it for like an
right or at least like you know I try not to as much but like man like is I
feel like they would probably like you know what they should have done they
should have paid me not to talk about the game I feel like that's the way that
this though that I think this is this should be the new sponsorship is that
game developers that have bad games then to know that like I'll make a
video about them I think they should pay me not to talk about the game like
I don't have to do anything. In fact, I'm being paid to do nothing like that's it. It's an on I'm basically
Be it's an on-part. Is that it is that called extortion?
That's that's illegal though, right? Like I mean cuz I or is that just is it just like frowned upon?
It's kind of bad. It's bad. Yeah, but is it illegal this frown? Okay, that's fine, right?
So, yeah, what they should do that's what it should be. Yeah, and so yeah
They should just pay me why if you know you're gonna release a game this full of a bunch of bullshit
They should just pay me not to talk about it. That's all there is to it. Yeah, it's simple. It's just a friendly suggestion
Yeah, just finish out sponsors for Concord instantly switch to will call when the sponsorship ended. Yeah, I wonder why
But yeah, we'll call and sold 10 million copies, which is fucking crazy. That's not a surprise at all
Is really not I'm bringing new world idea where you get paid to not play the game. That would be hilarious
I forgot even why that with it with it Amazon should have paid me to not play the game
But I feel like there's probably a reason for that
So yeah, I'm kind of tired people giving grums attention the man hasn't made a good game in decades
There's one of the more disgusting people on the internet. He makes a good point one out of a 10,000 tries fuck that guy
That's crazy man. Well anyway, so yeah, apparently it sold 10,000 10 million copies
And so that's what we're talking about and so that that there it is and so yeah
I mean, that's a lot of people
You know if you're unhappy listen man. Hey, I want you to think about something
You're getting mad on the internet because I'm looking at a person's tweet that you don't like
You being a fucking loser right now. You're being a massive fucking loser
But take a step back and think to yourself. Am I being a loser right now?
The answer is yes. You're being a loser stop being a loser
But like the fact that you have emotional energy to invest into that. That's a problem
Stop it. Just stop it. Stop stop stop stop stop stop.
By this logic we shouldn't have chatting games because people are toxic or multiplayer as some cheat.
Why don't games bring back custom creation emblem feature?
You could make something so creative. Average creative emblems. Yeah?
I mean, yeah duh. What do you think people are gonna do?
Like also by the way I
Am 99.9% sure
That you can easily have like a dot like a a dot map matrix
Identifier to where like if somebody is making something that looks like a swastika it will be instantly fucking flagged
So like I don't want to see like this is some kind of rule why you can't do as an AI filter
Yeah, it's like cuz it really I mean they do that with CP they do that that like and thank God
By the way, they do that there used to be people that had to be paid
Money to go through and make sure that posts like that didn't get seen and now there are bots that do it for them
Image DNA. Yes, exactly. Cyberpunk, cheese pizza, and so it's a good thing. A great thing.
And so those people had their fucking live ruins, lives ruined in some cases.
So bring back emblem and somebody says by that logic we wouldn't have chatting games
because people are toxic or multiplayer. By the way, this is what's happening.
Like, you're seeing more games not have voice chat because people are afraid of people being toxic in the game.
It's so embarrassing bro. It's so so embarrassing like I'm so sick of of gaming being
You know like it's like we got a cater to the lowest common denominator
It's always the lowest common denominator
Why is it that the low like if you if you can't like everybody else is doing fine if you can't fit in get the fuck out
Get the fuck out like you can't like dude. Oh my god
The people are catering to pussies man, but you cater to pussies you get a world full of pussies
Yeah, low expectations will be met games being weenie world. Yeah exactly. It's just embarrassing bro
Like this police let everybody game police told what to say what to do by what like for who for some like oh
You're mad just block them who cares and like there's a point where it's like if you're the kind of person and
Every lobby you go into you're calling people the n-word
Every lobby you do this I think you should get banned because you're obnoxious
You're annoying right like that's the reason why but like if you have somebody who says some racial joke with his friends
I don't want to see him get banned like what the fuck
No, no who cares who's got a problem with this
Like it's weird man
I'm a bully hunters back in a day. What for like one day
Yeah, the only reason Custom Icons weapons skins aren't a thing anymore is literally money. They sell them
That's actually probably the real reason. Yeah, is that you yeah, you can't make your own skins because now they can sell them to you. That's it
Whatever happened to the sticks and stones saying well the reason what happened to it is that um
It's this is what I think
Okay, I'm gonna say
so
the reason of what happened is that
Jimmer my dad called me the other day and he was talking about how the only reason why guys were like into the
anti-worship is so they wouldn't get drafted and they could get laid. For a lot of men the only value that they can
add to a woman's life is subservience and the only way that they can get attention from women is through
being obedient and so what a lot of these men do and you see the pictures of all
these guys these people are like the bike basically you know if you were to take
Anthony Fantano and then AI generate five or twenty different versions of him
that look worse this is basically all the people that talk to us about how we
need to change our language on the internet and the reason why is that
a lot of these people grew up fat losers with no girlfriends, no self-esteem, and the only way
that they can attract female attention at all is to be subservient and obedient to anybody's feelings
because they think that's the way that they need to act in order to attract female attention.
That's the reason why. It's all about that. They're looking for scraps. That's right.
They're like hyenas, except for they're active and they look like pigs.
That's it.
And so I feel a tre- No, that's the real reason.
That's the real reason why I think it happens.
Now, that was, maybe that's harsh, but I'm right.
I'm right.
I'm right, every single one of them is like this.
Yep, that's one of this.
Oh dear, and tell me what Tate's about this?
I don't know about that.
Most bass thing ever said?
Yeah, so this is the reason why.
Do they ever realize what they're doing and turn in so yeah, they do but usually they go back and forth and and things like that
Right, that's all it is
And so that's how I see it
Ironically enough though they make a like these guys they make them like these guys less well
And also like here's the other thing is that a lot of these people are also the ones that end up being
like if you look at 10 guys that have an earring and they wear like shirts that
are like ironic shirts of like Marvel or like Iron Man and they were a beanie to
hide the fact that they're balding like if you look at those those guys and like
you know like all the ones that have the opinions about how people need to
act on the internet and like have a talk and everything and if you look at
like how many of them have emotionally abused a girl in their life I think
that usually that's over 50% is always like, because these people are always the worst right?
And these are the these are the wolves that hide in plain sight. These are the people that
are the most abusive and insufferable and controlling and aggressive, like not aggressive
as in violent, but aggressive as in like I want to emotionally hurt you type person.
people are awful. And so that's the way I see it. That's where I'm at. And Wolf and
Sheep's closing, passive-aggressive, yeah those people are terrible. And so that's
the way I see it. And I hate those people so much. And that's the reason why I
think it's happened by the way, is that those guys are the ones that enable
this behavior because they think that that's the only way that they can get
attention from women. That's the reason why. It's that simple. Like and
And like again, the reason and like the way that I reason out like why I think people
do something is very simple.
It's what do they get out of it?
Because if I can't figure out what somebody gets out of something, then that's probably
not why they're doing it.
But as soon as you can figure out like what somebody's getting out of any type of behavior,
then everything else begins to make sense and you can start to understand the reality.
So that's the way I see it.
And in this fourth talk, I don't want it.
Yep, exactly.
No more than I was once a woman,
you spot red flags and men still fucking fast.
I know.
But is it the attention they want?
I mean, who knows?
But let's see here, is it the modern audience?
Yeah, no, this shit's dead.
We already saw this before.
It's like been like 10 times.
Look, the way Anduin looks in game
is the last problem that Anduin has.
Anduin is the biggest bitch.
It's actually crazy how big of a bitch he is.
I have never even seen a bigger bitch than Anduin.
It's unbelievable how bad it is.
Like I don't think, yeah he looks fine in both of them.
Like I think his end game model looks okay.
I'm exceptionally disappointed.
He's supposed to be the king of Stormwind man.
That's right.
Princess Peach would beat his ass.
It's not even close.
My PTSD argument incoming? You're the king of Stormwind. Like, that's it.
Was this? How true is this? He spends all his time playing video games with a fucking nerd.
He's so shy. Oh, this is about how, like, if you're attractive people will like you more.
Yeah, I guess this must be Dabby's first day on the internet. Yeah, there was, like, a list of,
like, all these things that, like, girls like and don't like on about guys, guys that
that play video games, etc. Yeah, by the way, if you're more attractive, people will view
the things that you like more favorably. He can't even drive. What a fucking loser can't
drive yet. Does he need to live somewhere? Yeah, so this is always true. It's true with
girls too, by the way. Go back themselves. Yeah, it's incelogic. No, it's not incelogic.
It's just logic. Like, yeah, of course, if you're attractive, people are going to
perceive you better. It's called the halo effect. It's a scientifically observed
phenomenon that even has a name for it. So like I understand that like again
there might be some young guys that come in and you know they have this
experience once or twice and then they realize like you know the world isn't
fair and they post a tweet like this but yeah both men and women prefer attractive
people who knew yeah left guy clean shaving get a haircut use conditioner
I mean he's not gonna look you got to lose weight that's what it is he's fat
in cell posting not understanding both men and women prefer preferential
treatment based on looks. Yeah, exactly. It's crazy how delusional some people are. It really is.
By the way, I've been having this thing going on and I gotta figure out what this is.
Let me see how I pull this up real quick. Y'all can help me with this.
So I've had these retards that show up every day and they'll try to request to come on my stream.
How do I block this? This is the most annoying thing that Twitch has ever added.
So you have these cringe-worthy, like, and every time I just ban him, right?
But how do you block this?
Activity feed?
What do you do? You block it? Because this is, you can't?
Because there's no way to turn it off.
I don't know how to turn it off.
XCC, you try to call? Yeah, but that's different because I know him.
I know him. That's different.
Like, it's like, if I know you, it's totally different.
It's updates? Yeah. Creator dashboard you can opt out. Let me see if I find this real quick.
All right. I'm gonna see if I pull this up. Okay. Sorry. It's like lagging for some reason.
Yeah. My PC is lagging like crazy. Okay. Um, I think it's ads.
Yeah. I actually think I'm like lagging out because of ads.
You a friend mother or something? Just give me a minute. Like my PC is like lagging out for
for some reason I don't know why.
Like, look at this, like see, it shouldn't be doing that.
Like the little text, the text icon.
Yeah, no, I'm trying to open it up, it's broken.
Like my PC is just like, it's like breaking.
Give me a minute.
Yeah, I'm gonna see if this is gonna work
and then hopefully it'll get better.
Yeah, I don't know.
What, we got, we got, we got to send that processor
to Gamers Nexus, man.
we're gonna get that shit cut in half.
So yeah, but no, I wanna turn this off
because it's just people do it every day
and have been doing it every day,
especially like it's like 99% people I don't even know.
And I don't even know how it works, right?
And damn, this is actually crazy.
Give me a minute.
Is it amazing how bad this is?
Like wow.
Like what the fuck is going on?
Give me a sec.
I've never had my PC act like this before I'm gonna go ahead and just end task
real quick I think it's a Firefox there's some like some sort of memory leak
on Firefox okay let me reopen it see if this works again there is now it's
probably because I had a tab open for like I mean Wowhead has like so many
ads now it's crazy so what's that link again I'm gonna look at it sometimes
have to drop your PC yeah yeah can you see me that again because I want to see
if I can fix this because I'm just I'm tired of seeing it happen so how to
prevent anyone from calling in with guest star I remember I like this comment
okay so nobody likes this which has launched this awful new feature called
drop-ins as part of guest star and they kind of force you into it right
away I know I never I never opted into this I didn't want this it's fucking
annoying, it's super intrusive, I don't like it.
I'm saying, hey, remind me later or add panel.
If you click remind later, it's going to just keep telling you over and over again.
So you're going to have to add it temporarily.
The only way that you're going to be able, because there is no way to actually turn
this off completely, you can only turn pause collaborations for the stream or for
one hour.
Insane that it just doesn't have until I try it.
So I have to add this panel, turn it back on, but okay.
going to have to tick this, tick this, and tick this, make sure that they're all
off, so that your permission structure is only two favorites. You're gonna get this
panel down here that talks about your favorites, and as long as you have no
favorites in this area, that means that this feature is now disabled, and
people cannot call in. At that point, you can then just go in and edit the
stream panels, and then remove it completely, and now it's gone. You
Don't have to worry about it anymore. I have to edit a stream panel. How annoying, bro. How fucking annoying
That's crazy. Wow
What an annoying ass thing? Yeah, but I have people doing this shit like and it's fine
Like, you know chance was doing it like I don't know. I didn't just join our fucking discord
Like, you know, like XQC doesn't like I know them, right? It's fine
But like I have these people like the one viewer Andy's like trying to fucking pop up on my stream
And I just power ban every single one of them that does it right because I just think it's like it's like squashing a bug
And so it makes me feel good at the process, but sort of just wanted to test it. Yeah, no, that's fine
Like I'm not not like that's different. It's totally different like but like some random person is nuts
Who the fuck thought this was a good idea who the fuck thought this was a good idea to put in randomly?
Why didn't Dan put it in there?
I think that he'd probably like, listen, Dan has made a lot of good decisions.
Two bad decisions were this and the Twitch app.
Those are two bad decisions.
I hope he figures them out.
I should maybe DM him and be like, listen, this is a big problem.
I know you probably heard about it, but I wanted to just let you know, right?
He's made a lot of good, I mean, listen, if you're in charge of shit, you're
going to make Ws.
You're going to have Ls.
I get it.
I fucking get it.
but yeah, that's my topic.
That app is awful.
The app, bro, like,
because I had the original app,
I never had any fucking problems.
This shit came out.
Oh, my mother fucking God.
I have never seen a worse app.
This actually is probably,
I'm trying to think if I ever had an app
this worse than this.
In fact, I would say even that there are viruses
that are worse than this app.
It's unbelievable.
don't even know what to say. It's crazy. They try to make it look like TikTok. I mean, it's worse.
TikTok is better. Like, TikTok's way better, right? It's a thousand times better. So, yeah,
and I better than this app. Yeah, yeah, no doubt. And so they need to fire more people. No,
they just need to get somebody who's making decisions who's smart. That's really all there is.
The classic engineers dilemma where shit is functional and already work more or less
to their board and they fix it and make it worse. Yeah. It's like engineers need to figure
out a reason why they don't need to get fired. And so they got to destroy everything every
few days. That's it. I couldn't agree more with the app. It genuinely makes me not want
to use it anymore. It's so unintuitive. Well, it's not that it's unintuitive. It's deliberately
bad. It's like they make it bad on purpose. RFK is endorsing Trump. Let me see. I pulled
that up RFK endorses Trump. Where'd say this? Are he doing this now? What's he doing? Why
is it not working? It's in 15 minutes. 2 p.m. Eastern time. It says live. That's 30 minutes.
Yeah, it was 30 minutes ago. Refresh. That's this is so weird. Like this 1 p.m. your
time yeah you can see my clock it says is 132 like that's eastern time that's
over on the east that's like over there right and so like I don't know like what
the fuck let me see did he just make another tweet about this damn bro this
is actually crazy like oh that they changed the time oh yeah that bro they
late they late that's what it is they late yep for sure cuz cuz yeah they're
probably like yeah veil guard available October 31st great that's it's gonna be a
horror game yeah so it's gonna be in like what 15 minutes 10 minutes something
like that yeah we watch it sure I guess 1 p.m. central yeah so we had a
situation we got a situation right here and I'm just curious bro I do you
know what my policy is on spamming? Do you know what my policy is? Because I'm curious.
Do you know what my policy is on spamming? Because you've been following since August
10. Well, you probably got banned the last time, right? So like now you're doing it again.
But do you know? I just because like we got 10 minutes until the start so I can I can
fuck around with you for just a little bit, right? I just I'm just I'm curious like
kind of what what is what is what is what is going on here you're gonna make a new
account I guess you're gonna have to I give it maybe two more minutes and I want
to move on so here's the way the policy works is that if you ask the same
question multiple times I will permanently ban you it's not about what
the question is, it's about the fact that the behavior is obnoxious and annoying. And
I also will not do what you want, because if I do that, I then create a reward structure
around behavior that I don't want. You understand? Don't ban him. I'm not going to ban him. I'm
going to perm a ban him. So you do this. Sorry, I didn't want to annoy you. Do you
think no no no you didn't want to annoy me do you really think this isn't annoying
no really tell me tell me do you really think that you're not annoying every minute you've
put this message in chat because like you need a reality check man what do you even think what
the fuck are you thinking like i'm trying to do you a favor by the way do you have any level of
social awareness at all you think you didn't want to annoy me so you ask the same question
every minute for like an hour? What? It might be young? I hope he's a kid. I hope. I hope so.
You know why? Because he's gonna learn today. And thank God that we are here to do this for him
so his boss doesn't do it for him at McDonald's and he gets fired.
Next year when he turns 16. I was excited for your reaction to the game. I didn't ask that.
What does that have to do with me?
I'm asking you, like, do you think I would be, like, what is my policy on spam?
From a philosophical standpoint, playing as devil's advocate, you may say your stance could be obnoxious and annoying.
You're right, but my stance is my opinion.
And it's like everybody is going to think something's obnoxious and annoying.
But you can effectively ban my stream if you feel that way by not watching it.
That's the way it works.
You think that you're being smart. You're just not
You're right. What I did was pathetic it was
It was pathetic. It was annoying and pathetic and obnoxious
Get the fuck out of here
You need to learn how to act the most annoying attention seeking behavior is unbelievable
Absolutely insane
God weasels way out. I mean the thing is like listen listen, I and I want to let you guys know that
That I am I
Believe I'm doing
The right thing
There and there is nothing worse than me when I when I'm being an asshole, and I think I'm doing it for the right reason
There's nothing that's more annoying than me doing and I know that about myself
I know that but I am doing the right thing because somebody likes that needs to be checked
You're probably 11 years old exactly. I remember and the thing is that I
I had that happen to me whenever I was a kid
and it was one of the best things that ever happened to me.
That's the reason.
And so like that's it.
Cause like, and again, yeah, what happened?
I was annoying and vent.
I remember I was being annoying and vent.
I was being really annoying.
I was yelling and vent talking, talking over people,
being annoying, trying to make everything about myself.
And the guild master told me, he said,
if you ever talk like that or yelling to the mic again,
I'm gonna kick you out of the guild.
He said, I'm not playing with you, you need to stop.
I said, okay.
never did it again and it was in front of everybody by the way everybody in the
guild why I got put on notice in front of everybody and did you cry after I
felt really bad I did I felt really bad I was like you know I didn't even know
what to think but thank God that happened yep yep that's right and yeah
But did you get banned? I didn't. But I basically did get banned. He said
He get banned like that's it being humble. Yeah, I could just make another account. That's it. So people grow
Yeah, imagine being put on Blastin for us 30k people exactly
That's it
That's genuinely how it works exactly
I got the same most an IRL from a friend for our 67 people
Yeah, and it's like it's better that it happens to somebody like this that uh
You know we're like there it's in a safe environment really it's a safe environment which is and so yeah
Let's see here. I think they'll be very upset black wukong devs when they read their reviews from the Western journalists
Yeah, true another so-called journalists. I already saw this yesterday
Ubisoft peak masculinity with Prince of Persia warrior within
2024 2004 excuse me versus modern Ubisoft the timeline is unreal a mal
man
Talk about a dude. There's got a look at it. It's like this remember what I was talking about a little bit ago
You know what I was talking about those kind of guys
Just right there. That's not a guy. It's a guy or a girl or whatever somebody looks like that. I don't give a fuck
Should women be allowed to breastfeed on a battlefield?
Why would you want to take your child to war in the first place? You said anything about a child?
Man Twitter is crazy how that shit's free man
It really is I've never in my life they did a man who plays video games. We're all adults correct. Why is this a debate?
I mean, okay
She don't want so like this some girl doesn't look like here's the thing
like maybe this is just me but
Posts is waiting moderate or whenever day anyone who puts all our shit online 24-7. We're all adults correct
Yeah, who's tell me I can't enjoy playing games like so I see these girls, right?
that like to talk about how guys that play video games are losers. I don't take this personally.
I really don't. Because like if you think that that's fine. There's plenty of other girls that
don't think that. I just talked to them. But you guys got to understand that like you look the
way that I do. You get used to being rejected and having girls not like you a lot. So like if
there's a girl says like just for some category that you have no control over, you're getting
denied I'm like oh okay so I guess today damn it's a Tuesday you know like fuck
and so I don't really worry about this shit like I don't need to defend I don't
need to say like oh this girl's stupid like yeah I wouldn't date you anyway like
who cares you have money though money so what I'm living in my house by myself
I got plenty of money apparently that didn't fucking help there's plenty of
people that were that did a broke that have girlfriends people that did a
rich to don't but it's not like listen everybody always thinks it's that one
thing that like oh well if I had this one thing then all my problems will be
solved most people's problems are inside themselves unless like you're like some
kind of crazy fucked up but yeah no it's me I'm the problem like I'm it's I'm
the issue it's like yeah obviously I look weird and everything but like that's
like that's a big issue but it's not the only issue right it's also my
personality like that's also a big problem money solves all problems so don't
like how to hey hey hey listen if you're broke and you feel that way the odds are
I probably would solve all your problems it would no you're right you're right no
no definitely like yeah yeah no you're definitely right there are like cuz I've
been in that position myself to and you know be lucky be lucky that that's the
I wish that money could solve all my problems I do. I wish more than anything like of the problems that I have in my life
I would give all of my money away to have them go away. I
Would say in a fucking second that
instantaneously the problems that I actually have in my life
Some but not most yeah, and so fine philosophy. Yeah. Yeah, it doesn't last though nothing nothing lasts
But, uh, hey, listen, what's the problem?
You definitely wouldn't.
Okay.
I mean, listen.
Uh, well, thank God, let's start.
Hello, everyone.
Welcome so much for being here.
Um, I'd like to introduce everyone to Robert or bring on Robert F. Kennedy, Jr.
Yeah.
All right.
Here we go.
This is a guy.
I'm sorry to keep everybody waiting.
16 months ago, in April of 2023, I launched my campaign for President of the United States.
I began this journey as a Democrat, the party of my father, my uncle, the party which I pledge
my own allegiance to long before I was old enough to vote.
I attended my first Democratic convention at the age of six in 1960.
And back then the Democrats were the champions of the constitution of civil rights.
The Democrats stood against authoritarianism, against censorship, against colonialism, imperialism,
and unjust wars.
We were the party of labor, of the working class.
The Democrats were the party of government transparency and the champion of the environment.
Our party was the bulwark against big money interests and corporate power.
True to its name, it was the party of democracy.
As you know, I left that party in October because it had departed so dramatically on
the core values that I grew up with.
It had become the party of war, censorship, corruption, big pharma, big tech, big ag,
dig money. Wanted an abandoned democracy by canceling the primary to conceal the cognitive
decline of the sitting president. I left the party to run as an independent. The mainstream
of American politics and journalism derided my decision. Conventional wisdom said that
it would be impossible even to get on the ballot as an independent because each state
poses an insurmountable tank of arbitrary rules for collecting signatures.
I would need over a million signatures, something no presidential candidate in history had ever
achieved.
And then I'd need a team of attorneys and millions of dollars to handle all the legal challenges
from the DNC.
The naysayers told us that we were climbing a glass version of Mount Impossible.
So the first thing I want to tell you is that we proved them wrong.
We did it because beneath the radar of mainstream media organs, we inspired a massive independent
political movement.
More than 100,000 volunteers sprang into action, hopeful that they could reverse
our nation's decline.
work 10-hour days, sometimes in blizzards and blazing heat.
They sacrifice family time, personal commitments, and sleep month after month energized by a
shared vision of a nation yield of its divisions.
They set up tables at churches and farmers markets, a campus door-to-door.
In Utah and in New Hampshire, volunteers collected signatures in the snowstorms, convincing
each supporter to stop in the frigid cold, take off their gloves, and to sign legibly.
During a heat wave in Nevada, I met a tall athletic volunteer who cheerfully told me
that he had lost 25 pounds collecting the signatures, and then 117 degree heat.
Not fucking bad at all.
To finance this effort, young Americans donated their lunch money, and senior citizens gave
up their social security checks. Our 50 state organizations collected those
millions of signatures and more. No presidential campaign in American
political history has ever done that. And so I want to thank all of those
dedicated volunteers and congratulate the campaign staff who
coordinated this enormous logistical feat. Your accomplishments were
regarded as impossible. You carried me up that class mountain, you pulled off a
miracle, you achieved what all the pundits said could never be done, you had
my deepest gratitude and I'm never gonna forget that. Not just for what you did
for my campaign, but for the sacrifices you made because you love our country.
You showed everyone that democracy is still possible here. It continues to
survive in the press and in the idealistic human energies that still thrive
beneath the canvas of neglect and of official and institutional corruption.
Today I'm here to tell you that I will not let allow your efforts to go to
waste. I'm here to tell you that I will leverage your tremendous accomplishments
to serve the ideals that we share, the ideals of peace, of prosperity, of
of freedom, of health, all the ideals that motivated my campaign.
I mean, here they describe the path forward that you've opened with your commitment and with your hard labors.
Now, in an honest system, I believe that I would have won the election.
In a system that my father and my uncles thrived in, a system with open debates, with fair primaries,
with regularly scheduled debates, with fair primaries, and with a truly independent media
untainted.
You know, whatever happened to that fucking Kamala debate?
What happened about that?
A system of nonpartisan courts and election boards, everything would be different.
all the polls consistently showed me beating each of the other candidates both in favorability
and also in head-to-head matchups. I'm sorry to say that while democracy may still be alive
at the grassroots, it has become a little more than a slogan for our political institutions,
for our media, and for our government, and most sadly at all for me, the Democratic
Party. In the name of saving democracy, the Democratic Party set itself to dismantling it,
lacking confidence in its candidate that its candidate could win in a fair election at the
voting booth. The DNC waged continual legal warfare against both President Trump and myself.
Each time that our volunteers turned in those towering boxes of signatures needed to get
on the ballot, the DNC dragged us into court state after state, attempting to erase their
work and to subvert the will of the voters who had signed those petitions.
It deployed DNC-aligned judges to throw me and other candidates off the ballot and to
throw President Trump in jail.
It ran a sham primary that was rigged to prevent any serious challenge to President
Biden. Then when a predictably bungled debate performance precipitated the palace coup against
President Biden, the same shadowy DNC operatives appointed his successor, also without an election.
They installed a candidate who was so unpopular with voters that she dropped out in 2020
without winning a single delegate. My uncle and my father both relish debate. They prided
themselves on their capacity to go toe-to-toe with any opponent in the battle over ideas.
They would be astonished by the Democratic Party presidential nominee who, like Vice
President Harris, has not appeared in a single interview or an unscripted encounter with
voters for 35 days. This is profoundly undemocratic. How are people to choose when they don't know
whom they are choosing? And how can this look to the rest of the world? My father and my
uncle were always conscious of America's image abroad because of our nation's role as
the template for democracy, the role model for democratic processes, and the leader
of the free world. Instead of showing us her substance and character, the DNC and its media
organs engineered to surge her popularity for vice-president Harris based upon, oh, nothing,
no policies, no interviews, no debates, only smoke and mirrors and balloons in highly overdue
Chicago's circus there in Chicago, a string of democratic speakers mentioned
just on the first day. Who needs a policy when you have Trump to hate? In contrast
the RNC president Biden was mentioned only twice in four days. I do
interviews every day. Many of you have interviewed me. Anybody who asks gets
to interview me. Some days I do as many as ten. President Trump, who actually was nominated
and won an election, also does interviews daily. How did the Democratic Party choose a candidate
that has never done an interview or debate during the entire election cycle? We know
the answers. They did it by weaponizing the government agencies. They did it by
by abandoning democracy, they did it by suing the opposition and by disenfranchising American
voters.
What most alarms me isn't how the Democratic Party conducts its internal affairs or runs
its candidates.
What alarms me is the resort to censorship and media control and the weaponization
of the federal agencies.
And the US president colludes with, or outright coerces, media companies to censor political
speech.
It's an attack on our most sacred right, a free expression.
And that's the very right upon which all of our other constitutional rights rest.
He's right.
That's...
President Biden.
Yep.
Mark Vladimir Putin's 88% landslide in the Russian elections, observing that Putin and
and his party controlled the Russian press and that Putin prevented serious opponents
from appearing on the ballot. 88% so they had to kill 12% of the population.
The agency also prevented opponents from appearing on the ballot and our television networks
expose themselves as democratic party. They're the ones that have to go to Ukraine.
Over the course of more than a year in a campaign where my poll numbers reached at
times. In the high 20s, the DNC-aligned mainstream media networks maintain a near-perfect embargo
on interviews with me. During his 10-month presidential campaign in 1992, Ross Perot gave
34 interviews on mainstream networks. In contrast, during the 16 months since I declared
And ABC, NBC, CBS, MSNBC, and CNN combined gave only two live interviews from me.
Those networks instead ran a continuous deluge of hit pieces with inaccurate off and file
perjuratives and defamatory smears.
Some of those same networks and colluded with the DNC to keep me off the debate stage
representatives of those networks are in this room right now, and I'll just take a moment
to ask you to consider the many ways that your institutions have abdicated this really
sacred responsibility, the duty of a free press to save our democracy, to challenge
always the party power.
It's just called the fiduciary responsibility.
Instead of maintaining that posture of fear, skepticism toward authority, your institutions
that made themselves government mouthpieces and stenographers for the organs of power.
You didn't alone cause the devolution of American democracy, but you could have prevented it.
The Democratic Party censorship of social media was even more of a naked exercise of
executive power.
This week, a federal judge, Terry Doty, have held my injunction against President Biden
calling the White House's censorship project, quote, the most egregious violation of the
First Amendment in the history of the United States of America.
So far.
Doty's previous 155-page decision details how, just 37 hours after he took the oath
of office.
We can do better.
to uphold the Constitution, President Biden and his White House opened up a portal and
then invited the CIA, the FBI, CISA, which is a censorship agency, it's the center of
the censorship industrial complex, DHS, the IRS and other agencies to censor me and other
political dissidents on social media.
What a surprise.
Even today, users who try to post my campaign videos
to Facebook or YouTube get messages
at this content violates community standards.
Two days after Judge Odie rendered his decision this week,
Facebook was still attaching warning labels
to an online petition calling on ABC to include me
in the upcoming debate.
They said that violates community standards,
or community standards.
The mainstream media was once the guardian of the First Amendment and democratic principles.
And it's joined this systemic attack on democracy.
It also, the media justifies their censorship on the grounds of combating misinformation.
But governments and oppressors don't censor lies.
They don't fear lies.
they fear the truth.
That's what they censor.
And I don't want any of this to sound like a personal complaint
because it's not, for me, it's all part of a journey,
and it's a journey that I signed up with.
But I need to make these observations
because I think they're critical for us doing
the thing that we need to do as citizens in a democracy
to assess where we are in this country
and what our democracy still looks like
and the assumptions about US leadership around the globe.
And are we living up?
Are we really still a role model
for democracy in this country?
Or have we made it a kind of a joke?
Here's the good news.
A mainstream outlets denied me a critical platform.
It didn't shut down my ideas, which have especially flourished
among young voters and independent voters,
thanks to the alternative media.
Many months ago, I promised the American people
that I would withdraw from the race
if I became a spoiler.
A spoiler is someone who altered the outcome
of the election, but has no chance of winning.
In my heart, I no longer believe
that I have a realistic past of electoral victory
in the face of this relentless systematic censorship
and media control.
So I cannot be conscious, ask my staff and volunteers
to keep working their long hours, or ask my donors
to keep giving when I cannot honestly tell them
that I have a real path to the White House.
Furthermore, our polling consistently
showed that by staying on the ballot in the battleground
states, I would likely hand the election over to the Democrats, with whom I disagree on the
most existential issues, censorship, war, and chronic disease.
I want everyone to know that I am not terminating my campaign.
I am simply suspending it and not ending it.
My name will remain on the ballot in most states.
If you live in a blue state, you can vote for me
without harming or helping President Trump
or Vice President Harris.
In red state, it's the same reply.
I encourage you to vote for me.
And if none of you do vote for me,
and neither of the major party candidates win 270 votes,
which is quite possible.
In fact, they are polling shows them tying it
269 to 269 wait is he really gonna like conceivably is he'll end up in the White House in a contingent
election?
I love it!
Oh man!
This is cinema!
I'm going to remove my name and I've already started that process and urge voters not
to vote for me.
Oh man!
It was a sense of victory and not defeat and I'm suspending
He's real clapping to one of the media.
Not only did we do the impossible by collecting a million signatures.
The nuclear option.
We changed the national political conversation forever.
Chronic disease, free speech, government corruption, breaking our addiction to war, have moved
to the center of politics.
I can say to all of you who have worked so hard, the last year and a half, thank
you for a job well done.
The three great causes drove me down to this race in the first place, primarily, and these
are the principal causes that persuaded me to leave the Democratic Party and run as an
independent.
And now, to throw my support at President Trump, the causes were free speech, a war
in Ukraine, and a war on our children.
I've already described some of my personal experiences and struggles with a government
censorship industrial complex.
I want to say a word about the Ukraine war.
The military industrial complex has provided us with a familiar comic book justification
like they do on every war.
At this one is a noble effort to stop a supervillain, Vladimir Putin, amendating the Ukraine
and then to thwart his Hitler-like march across Europe. In fact, tiny Ukraine is a proxy in
a geopolitical struggle initiated by the ambitions of the U.S. neocons or American global hegemony.
He's not totally wrong. Even though I support Ukraine, Ukraine. He had other options. But
the Russia is war. The war is Russia's predictable risk.
about Israel. The reckless neocon project of extending NATO to encircle Russia, a hostile
act. The credulous media rarely explained to Americans that we unilaterally walked away
from two intermediate nuclear weapons treaties with Russia, and then put nuclear-ready
ages missile systems in Romania and Poland. This is a hostile, hostile act. And that the
Biden White House repeatedly spurned Russia's offer to settle this war peacefully. The Ukraine
War began in 2014 when US agencies overthrew the democratically elected government of Ukraine
and installed a hand-picked pro-western government that launched a deadly civil war against Aztec
Russians in Ukraine. In 2019, America walked away from a peace treaty, the Minsk Agreement,
that had been negotiated between Russia and Ukraine by European nations. And then in April
2022, we wanted the war. In April of 2022, President Biden sent Boris Johnson to Ukraine
to force President Zelensky to tear up a peace agreement that he and the Russians had already
signed, and the Russians were withdrawing troops. Kiev and Dombos and Lugans. And that peace agreement
would have bought peace to the region and would have allowed Dombos and Lugans to remain part
part of Ukraine. President Biden stated that month that his objective in the war was regime
change in Russia. His defense secretary, Lloyd Austin, simultaneously explained that America's
purpose in the war was to exhaust the Russian army to degrade its capacity to fight anywhere
else in the world. These objectives, of course, have nothing to do with what they were telling
American about protecting Ukraine's sovereignty. Ukraine is a victim in this war and it's a
victim of the West. Since then, we have since tearing up the agreement, forcing the United
States to do it, we have squandered the flower of Ukrainian youth as many as 600,000
Ukrainian kids and over a hundred thousand Russian kids, none of whom, all of whom we
have died.
He's going in.
And Ukraine's infrastructure is destroyed.
War has been a disaster for our country as well.
We swindered nearly $30 already and these are badly needed dollars in our communities,
suffering communities all over our country.
Nord Stream pipeline sabotage and the sanctions have destroyed Europe's industrial base, which
formed the bulwark of U.S. national security.
A strong Germany with a strong industry is a much, much stronger deterrent to Russia
and a Germany that is deindustrialized and turned into just an extension of U.S. military
base.
We've pushed Russia into a disastrous alliance with China and Iran, closer to the brink of
nuclear exchange than at any time since 1962, and the neocons and the White House seem to
care at all.
Our moral authority and our economy are in shambles, and the war gave rise to the emergence
of BRICS, which now threatens to replace the dollar as the global reserve currency.
This is a first-class calamity for our country.
Judging by her bellicose, religious speech last night in Chicago, we can assume that
President Harris will be an enthusiastic advocate for this and other neocon military adventures.
President Trump says that he will reopen negotiations with President Putin and end
the war overnight as soon as he becomes president.
alone would justify my support for his campaign. Last summer it looked like no candidate was
willing to negotiate a quick end of the Ukraine war to tackle chronic disease epidemic, to
protect free speech, our constitutional freedoms, to claim corporate influence out of our government,
or to defy the neocons in their agenda of endless military adventurism. And now one
One of the two candidates has adopted these issues, as is the point where he has asked
to enlist me in his administration.
I'm speaking of course of Donald Trump.
Less than two hours after President Trump narrowly escaped assassination, Callie Means
called me on my cell phone.
I was in Las Vegas.
is arguably the leading advocate for food safety, for soil regeneration, and for ending
the chronic disease epidemic that is destroying America's health and ruining our economy.
Alley has exposed the insidious corruption at the FDA, the NIH, the HHS, and the USDA
that has caused the epidemic. Alley had been working on it all for my campaign, advising
me on those subjects since the beginning, and those subjects have been my primary focus
for the last 20 years. I was delighted when Kelly told me that day that he had also been
advising President Trump. He told me President Trump was anxious to talk to me about chronic
disease and other subjects, and to explore avenues of cooperation. He asked if I would
take a call from the president. President Trump telephoned me a few minutes later, and I met
with him the following day. A few weeks later, I met President Trump and his family members
and close advisors in Florida. In a series of long, intense discussions, I was surprised
to discover that we are aligned on many key issues. In those meetings, he suggested
that we joined forces as a unity party.
We talked about Abraham Lincoln's team of rivals.
The out arrangement would allow us to disagree publicly
and privately and fearlessly if need be
on issues over which we differ.
While working together on the existential issues
of which we are in concordance.
I was a ferocious critic of many of the policies
during his first administration, and there are still issues and approaches upon which
we continue to have very serious differences.
We are aligned with each other on other key issues, like ending the forever wars, ending
the childhood disease epidemic, securing the border, protecting freedom of speech,
unraveling the corporate capture of our regulatory agencies,
getting the US intelligence agencies out
of the business of propagandizing and censoring
and surveilling Americans and interfering with our elections.
Following my first discussion with President Trump,
I tried unsuccessfully to open similar discussions
with Vice President Harris.
Vice President Harris declined to meet, or even to speak with me.
Suspending my candidacy is a hard-rending decision for me, but I'm convinced that it's
the best hope for ending the Ukraine war and ending the chronic disease epidemic that
is eroding our nation's vitality from the inside.
And for finally protecting free speech, I feel a moral obligation to use this opportunity
to save millions of American children, above all things.
In case some of you don't realize how dire the condition is
of our children's health and chronic disease in general,
I would urge you to view Dr. Carlson's recent interview
with Kelly Means and his sister, Dr. Casey Means,
who is the top graduate of her class
at Stanford Medical School.
Is this an issue that affects all of us
far more directly and urgently than any cultural issue and all the other issues that we obsess
on and that are tearing apart our country. This is the most important issue. Therefore,
it has the potential to bring us together. So let me share a little bit about why I
believe it's so urgent. Today, two-thirds, we pay – we spend more on healthcare than
any country on earth twice what they pay in Europe. And yet we have the worst health
outcomes of any nation in the world. We're about 79th in health outcomes for that. What
can be the reasons for that? Costa Rica, Nicaragua, Mongolia and other countries. Mongolia.
Nobody has a chronic disease burden like we have. And during the COVID epidemic, we
had the highest body count of any country in the world. We had 16% of the COVID
deaths and we only have 4.2% of the world's population and CDC says that's because we are
the sickest people on earth. We have the highest chronic disease rate on earth and the average
American population. We're in a hard nation. COVID has 3.8 chronic diseases so these were
people who had immune system collapse, who had mitochondrial dysfunction and no other
country has anything like this. Two-thirds of American adults and children suffer from
chronic health issues. Fifty years ago, that number was less than 1%. We've gone from 1%
to 66%. In America, 74% of Americans are now overweight or obese. And 50% of our children,
120 years ago when somebody was obese they were sent to the circus, case reports not
about them.
Obesity was almost unknown.
In Japan, child obesity is 3% compared to 50% of Americans have pre-diabetes or type 2
diabetes.
When my uncle was president, I was a boy, even out of diabetes, it was effectively non-existent.
A typical pediatrician would see one case of diabetes during his entire career, a 40
or 50 year career.
Today, one out of every three kids who walks through his office door is diabetic or pre-diabetic,
and might have controlled his order.
That caused diabetes, also causing Alzheimer's, which is now classified as diabetes.
And it's causing this to our military budget every year.
has been an explosion of neurological illnesses that I never saw as a kid, ADD, ADHD, and
I think it's a classic three months, an Archolepsy, ASD, Asperges, Autism, and the year 2000,
the autism rate was 1 in 1500. Now autism rates in kids are 1 in 36, according to CDC.
No, it's one and it's one and three of those one and every 22 kids in California as autism.
No, it's higher.
This is a crisis that 77% of our kids
cannot are too disabled to serve in the United States military.
Yeah. What is happening to our country?
And why is this in the headlines every single day?
He's cooking, man.
else in the world that is experiencing this is only happening in America. Oh, man. 18%.
And by the way, you know, the, there has been no change in diagnosis, which the industry
sometimes like to say there has been no change in screening. This is a change in the instance
in my generation, 70 year old man, the odds and rates are about 1 in 10,000.
In my kids generation, 1 in 34, I'll repeat, in California, 1 in 22, why are we letting
this happen?
Why are we allowing this to happen to our children?
No more social media.
These are the most precious assets that we have in this country.
How can we let this happen?
California, bro.
About 18%.
going on in California. American teens now have fatty liver disease. That's like one out
of every five. That disease, when I was a kid, only affected late-stage alcoholics who were
elderly. Cancer rates are skyrocketing and the young adult cancers are up 79%. One in
four American women is on anti-depressant medication. 40% of teens have a mental health
diagnosis and 15% of high schoolers are on the Adderall and half a million
children on SSRI. What percentage of streamers are on the Adderall? It's causing this
suffering. I'll name two culprits. First, in other words, is ultra-processed food.
About 70% of American children's diet is ultra-processed. That means
industrial manufacturing, the factory. These foods consist primarily of
processed sugar, ultra-processed grains, and seed oils. Laboratory scientists who
formed many of them formerly worked for the cigarette industry which purchased
all the big food companies in the 1970s and 80s deployed thousands of
scientists to figure out chemicals, new chemicals, to make the food more
addictive and these ingredients exist 100 years ago. Humans aren't biologically
adapted to eat them. Hundreds of these chemicals are now banned in Europe but
ubiquitous in American. The second culprit is toxic chemicals in our food,
our medicine, and our environment. I had no idea about this until two years ago.
food additives, pharmaceutical drugs and toxic waste permeate every cell of our bodies.
This assault on our children's cells and hormones is unrelenting.
In name just one problem, many of these chemicals increase estrogen.
Our children are ingesting so many of these hormone disruptors.
America's puberty rate is now occurring at age 10 to 13, which is six years earlier than
girls were reaching puberty in 1900.
Oh, man.
Our country has been doing this puberty rate of any continent on the earth.
And no, this isn't because of better nutrition.
This is not normal.
cancer is also estrogen-driven and now strikes one in eight women. We are mass
boys, all of our children and our adults. Considering the grievous
human cause of this tragic epidemic of chronic disease it seems almost
fast. It's us to our economy. It is crippling the nation's
finances. When my uncle was president our country spent zero dollars on chronic
disease. Today, government healthcare spending is almost all from femme boys. And it's double
the military budget. And it is the fastest budget, a growing budget item in the federal
budget. And chronic disease costs more to the economy as a whole costs at least $4 trillion.
Five times our military budget. And that's a 20 percent drag on everything we do and
everything we aspire to or in minority communities suffered disproportionately people worry about
DEI or about you know bigotry of any kind this dwarfs anything we are poisoning the poor we are
poids systematically poisoning the right minorities across this country is nice right
obvious and made sure that most of the foods and lunch program about don't worry about
70 or 77% of school lunches are processed foods.
Bro, these bullet points are crazy.
Nothing that you would want to eat.
We are just poisoning the poor citizens,
and that's why they have a high as chronic disease,
a burden of anybody, any demographic in our country,
and the highest in the world.
The same food industry lobby to make sure
that nearly all agricultural subsidies.
I didn't expect this to go so hard.
The party crops that are the feedstock of processed food industry.
This is insane.
These policies are destroying small farms and they're destroying our soils.
We give about, I think, eight times as much in subsidies to tobacco, and we do to fruits
and vegetables.
What?
It makes no sense.
What?
We want a healthy country.
Hold on.
that we can change all of this, and we can change it very, very quickly. America can
get healthy again. To do that, we need to do three things. First, we need to root out
the corruption in our health agencies. Second, we need to change incentives in our healthcare
system. And third, we need to inspire Americans to get healthy again. 80% of NIH grants
Let's go to people who have conflicts of interest.
These the people, virtually everybody who sits in Joe Biden just appointed a new panel
to NIH to decide the food recommendations.
And they're all people who are from the industry.
They're all people who are from the processed food companies.
deciding what Americans you know here is healthy and the recommendations on the
food pyramid and the record and what goes to our school lunch programs which go
up what go to don't take you might check the program I would eat those every day
program those were good food stamp programs they are all yeah and conflicted
individuals these agencies the FDA you know that's what you don't know yeah
all by giant for-profit corporations. 75% of the FDA's funding doesn't come from
taxpayer, it comes from pharma. And pharma executives and consultants and lobbyists
cycle in and out of these agencies with President Trump's backing. I'm going to
change that. We're going to staff these agencies with honest scientists, and
doctors who are free from industry funding. We're going to make sure the
the decisions of consumers, doctors and patients
are informed by unbiased science.
A sick child is the best thing for the pharmaceutical
industry.
On American children, or adults who
sit with a chronic condition, they're
put on medication for their entire life.
Imagine what will happen when Medicare starts
paying for a zempic, which costs $1,500 a month.
And it's being recommended for children as young as six
all for a condition of obesity that is completely preventable.
And barely even existed 100 years ago.
And 74% of Americans are obese.
Whole cost, if all of them took their Rosambe prescription,
is $3 trillion a year.
$3 trillion.
This is a drug that is made, a Novonortis.
The biggest company in Europe, it's a Danish company.
And the Danish government does not recommend it.
It recommends change in diet to treat obesity and exercise.
That's a good one.
And in our country, the recommendation
now is for ozempic to children at age six.
That's, oh man.
No, but in order to make a company in Europe
and versing its entire value, it's
based upon its projections of what
it's going to sell, the ozempic
it's going to sell to America.
And we have the food lobbyists have a bill in front of Congress
today that is backed by the White House,
backed by Vice President Harris and President Biden
to allow this $3 trillion cost that is going
to bankrupt our country.
For a fraction of that amount, we
could buy organic food for every American family
three meals a day and eliminate diabetes altogether.
we're going to bring healthy food back to school lunches
we're gonna stop subsidizing the worst foods with our agricultural subsidies
we're gonna get toxic chemicals out of our food reform the entire food system
and for that we need new leadership in washington
because unfortunately most of the democrats at the party are in cahoots
with the big food producers
big pharma and big ag
which are among the DNC's major donors.
Vice President Harris has expressed no interest
in addressing this issue.
Or more years of democratic rule will
complete the consolidation of corporate and neocon power.
And our children will be the ones who suffer most.
I got involved with chronic disease 20 years ago
not because I chose to or wanted to.
It was essentially thrust upon me.
It was an issue that should have been central
the environmental movement. I was a central leader at that time, but it was widely ignored
by all the institutions, including the NGOs who should have been protecting our kids against
toxins. It was an orphaned issue, and I had a weakness for orphans. I watched generations
of children get sicker and sicker. I had 11 siblings, and I had seven kids myself.
I was conscious of what was happening in their classrooms, into their friends, and
I watched these sick kids, these damaged kids, fat kids,
and that generation, almost all of them are damaged.
And nobody in power seemed to care or to even notice.
For 19 years, I prayed every morning
that God would put me in a position to end this calamity.
The chronic disease crisis was
one of the primary reasons for my running for president,
along with ending censorship in the Ukraine war.
It's the reason I've made the heart-wrenching decision
to suspend my campaign and to support President Trump.
This decision is agonizing for me
because of the difficulties it causes.
He said it.
My wife and my children and my friends.
But I have the certainty that this is what I've meant to do.
And that certainty gives me internal peace
even in storms. If I'm given the chance to fix the chronic disease crisis and reform our food
production, I promise that within two years we will watch chronic disease burden lift dramatically.
We will make Americans healthy again. Within four years America will be a healthy country.
We will be stronger and more resilient, more optimistic and happier.
I won't fail in doing this. Ultimately, the future, however it happens, is in God's hands.
And in the hands of the American voters and those of President Trump, if President Trump is elected
and honors his word, the vast burden of chronic disease that now demoralizes and bankrupts the country will disappear.
This is a spiritual journey for me.
I reached my decision through deep prayer, through hard-nosed logic, and I asked myself,
what choices must I make to maximize my chances to save America's children and restore national
health?
I felt that if I refused this opportunity, I would not be able to look myself in the
mirror, knowing that I could have saved lives of countless children and reversed this
country's chronic disease epidemic. I'm 70 years old. I may have a decade to be effective.
I can't imagine that President Harris, a president Harris, would allow me or anyone to solve these
dire problems. After eight years of President Harris, any opportunity for me to fix the
problem will be out of my reach forever. President Trump has told me that he wants
this to be his legacy. I'm choosing to believe that this time he will follow
through. His son, his biggest donors, his closest friends, and all support the
subjective. I joined the campaign will be a difficult sacrifice for my wife and
children, but worthwhile if there's even a small chance of saving these
kids ultimately the only thing that will save our country and our children is if
we choose to love our kids more than we hate each other that's why I launched my
campaign to unify America my dad and uncle made such an enduring mark on the
character of our nation that's a good one not so much because of any he's
had some really good ones on this. Because they were able to inspire profound love for our country
and to fortify our sense of ourselves as a national community held together by ideals.
They were able to put their love into the intentions and hearts of ordinary Americans.
And to unify a national populist movement of Americans, blacks and whites, Hispanics,
urban and rural Americans and inspired affection and love and high hopes and a culture of kindness
that continue to radiate among Americans from their memory. That's the spirit on which I ran my
campaign and that I intend to bring into the campaign of President Trump. Instead of vitriol
and polarization, I will be able to value the United States. The goals that we could
achieve, if only we weren't at each other's throats. The most unifying theme for all Americans
is that we all love our children. If we all unite around that issue now, we can finally
give them the protection, health, and the future that they deserve. Thank you all
very much man so uh let's go ahead let's summarize um uh rfk uh let's see no more wars uh put fat
people back in circuses. Yep. Yep. Six year olds should not be on
ozimpic. I mean, I feel like these are some pretty strong
points. I do. I think he's I think he's really I think for a
lot of examples I think he cooked now in my opinion um no more cheating yeah yeah
there we go right and healthcare spending cooking yeah so I think that if RFK had
the same voice as Charles dance the guy who played Tywin Lannister in Game of
Thrones he'd probably be the fucking president the guy is so painful to
fucking listen to that I don't think that he's gonna have a chance of like being president
just because making like having to listen to him makes you feel like you need to clear
your throat like and that the voice debuff is massive it is it's a massive fucking debuff
but I think that some of the stuff that he said was accurate and hurt my throat no
No, and I'm just, hey, yo, have you heard Kamala?
Yeah, it's a lot better than him.
It is, it is, it is.
Like, and like again, I'm the kind of person
that I will say the dumbest reason
and people will be mad.
They'll say you're dumb.
I say I'm not dumb.
I just know that other people are dumb
and you are in denial.
That's it.
And so that's it, sounds like he's dying.
It does, it does.
And so that's the way I see it.
That's the way I look at it.
Kill me and clear my throat.
Yeah, yeah, no, it matters.
The way you talk and how you act
and the way your voice is
makes such a big fucking difference.
It's insane how big of a fucking difference it is.
Give me a second, my dad's calling me real quick.
What's up?
Hello?
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
I know his voice is fucked up for a reason.
No.
But at the end of the day, it's fucked up though, right?
Yeah, no, I know, I know.
I totally understand.
Yeah, okay, all right, I'll let him know.
All right, yo, why?
My dad said he has a, I think it's called spasmodic dysphonia.
That's what the term was, what was?
And yeah, no, no, he, because he's trying to say,
like, it's not that his voice, yeah, yeah.
No, he knows tons of shit.
and um yeah no it's it's not like yeah his voice is just like fucked up because of the way he talks
but i'm saying like it's still a debuff it's still hard to listen to right that's that's really what
it is he used to have normal voice no no it's fucked right it is it's fucked and so that's the
way it is but um rfk is actually worse than trump for making shit up though he just again look
Look, I mean, I'm the kind of person that, like, I don't really ever, like, this is going to be a
weird thing with me, and it's something that gets me in a lot of trouble. But I learned this playing
video games, is that if I could find a person that I hated for 10 reasons, but I liked for one,
I would figure out a way to use that one reason and ignore the other 10,
Until I could gain what I wanted out of that person
So like I am conditioned to dealing with people that I disagree with people that I dislike
People that I might not agree with 95% of what they say
But if there's this thing that I can do a thing that they can do that's beneficial to me, then I'm gonna do that
you know
sociopath holy it's not being a sociopath it's being it's being reasonable
it's being reasonable and
Again, like if I look at something my goal is about getting what I want
My like it's not about the person. I don't think about the person
I'm thinking about that like how do I get the thing that I want to have happen?
How do I make that happen?
That's it. That's the only thing I'm not thinking about who it is who's ego it is who else it helps. Uh-huh. Nope
I get yeah get the loot get the loot. How can I what do I need to tell you?
It's like this is why I never get an argument to the grocery store is like a woman gets mad at me the grocery store
There's an issue. There's a problem that you know food orders wrong
What do I need to tell you what are the words that I need to tell you to make you do what I want you to do?
That's it. I'm not thinking about how I feel about it. I'm not thinking about who's right,
who's wrong. I'm thinking about how do I get what I want out of this situation in the fastest and
easiest way that's as effective as possible. That's it. These are not the droids you're
looking for. Right, exactly. And so that's it. The outcome matters most. As fast as possible.
Yep, that's manipulative behavior, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
It's absolutely.
I'm manipulating the outcome in a way
that's beneficial to me.
That's my primary goal.
That's what I want to do.
And that is my exact purpose.
Yep, you are completely right.
Yes, I am the ends justify the means.
Absolutely.
And if I have to take an L for it,
I'll take an L for it.
There have been a lot of times
where I've had to do things
that I didn't really want to do.
I had to deal with things
I didn't really want to deal with.
but i thought that the outcome of dealing with that was better
and it would cause me less friction in the long run
uh... i've taken plenty of else for things
but because i think it will be the right decision in the long term
uh... that's it
that's life yeah that's life and so i think about that with people too
so i can hear somebody say a bunch of dumb shit
and then i hear them say one smart thing and i say that's a good idea he's
right about that right that's it
uh... i i don't have a
and attachment to it, to people.
Any recent examples?
There's actually a really big recent example that I could use,
but I can't use it because it's NDA.
But it's a reason that caused me to lose
upwards of six figures.
And I thought it would be a better,
it would be better for more people
and it would be better for me in the long run,
because of that decision.
And after looking at the outcome of that decision,
it was the right decision.
It totally solved the problem.
And I came out ahead and I won.
That's right.
It's happened many, many times.
And one of the easiest things to do
is to allow people to,
like this is the easiest thing to do,
to let people's ego win.
And it's hard for some people to have an ego,
but the moment that you realize
and you disconnect yourself from your outcomes,
you can be successful.
Like that's it.
You make more money hating AOC
than accepting their money for it, game or move.
Well, it depends on what happens.
You won, but you lost hundreds of thousands of dollars.
Um, again, uh, there are like, I don't think, I like, I only think about how do I get to
point Z. I don't think about how to get to point B. Like, how do I get to point B, C
or D?
I'm thinking about like my end goal and how do I reach my end goal?
So I have no problem going backwards sometimes in certain cases because I think that's
what's necessary.
Sometimes you have to go backwards, sometimes you have to have L, sometimes you have to recalibrate.
That's just the way it is.
But like that doesn't matter because if you're moving towards a goal, then you end up winning
no matter what.
And that's it.
And so, no side quests, well sometimes you do a side quest, but when you do a side
quest you're not always wasting your time.
So again, I could talk about this for a long time
and get after the rest of this.
Do you think it could have gone better looking back?
No, it couldn't have.
There are a lot of situations where I am,
in a lot of cases, the only person who can solve a problem.
And if I don't solve the problem,
the problem doesn't get solved.
It has to be me.
I have to do it.
That's it.
And so that's it.
And so like, yeah.
And if I have to do that, I have to do that.
That's the way it goes.
Like growing up, I was, you know, like usually I,
I don't have any brothers or sisters,
but I have a lot of people that grew up around me
that were basically younger brothers, primarily, right?
A few girls here and there,
but primarily younger brothers.
So I've always been having to carry people
or help people or do things
that maybe I didn't necessarily have to do,
but it's like, this is just what you need to do.
Cause it's like, you've got to, you know,
You gotta make sure that they're not, you know, falling behind.
And so that's it.
You gotta do that.
And so, uh, those are all fight Canada's death gloss, get the new Vegas.
Yeah, no, you do what you can.
No one can help you, but yourself.
Most people, like, I don't really ever, like, there are very few people in my life,
you know, as my dad, maybe like two or three other people in my life that helped me.
But the reality is that I don't get help from hardly anybody.
Almost nobody helps me, because they can't help me.
And by the way, I get frustrated sometimes, I think to myself, and I'm like, oh, I feel
like I'm always helping people and nobody's ever helping me.
That's true.
And thank God for that, because imagine being in the opposite position.
Thank fucking God.
Because the opposite position is not being able to help yourself and relying on other people
because you can't do it.
So yeah, needing help sucks, it does.
Every once in a while I do, but I try to make it as few as possible.
But anyway, that's about me.
So yeah, when I hear this guy talk about something, I don't think about it the
way that other people think about it.
I don't see it the way that other people see it.
And so people might get mad that I'm saying things in a certain way.
I think this is kind of, again, I'm not a huge RFK supporter.
I'm not a huge hater.
I think he says some things I completely agree with.
He says some things I don't really agree with.
But overall, I can respect W's and I can complain about L's.
You know what I mean?
Look at this tweet below.
CNN.
There we go.
CNN cut away from RFK's speech as he was explaining how the DNC rigged the primary.
At the palace coup against President Biden, the same shadowy DNC operatives appointed his successor, also without an election.
They installed a candidate who was so unpopular with voters that she dropped out in 2020 without winning a single delegate.
My uncle and my father both relish debate. They prided themselves on their capacity to
go toe to toe with any opponent in the battle over ideas. They're cutting it out. They would
be astonished to learn of a Democratic Party presidential nominee who, like Vice President
Harris, has not appeared in a single interview or an unscripted encounter with voters for
thirty-five minutes into independent candidate robert of kennedy junior
from phoenix uh... outlining
what uh... led him
uh... to his quixotic quest for the white house
to now dropping out
man
all man
they're really shitting on them
they proved his point yeah
uh... relinquishing the title of uh... democrat he had a series of
uh... complaints about the party world force going to continue watching his
remarks
there's a back-and-forth over whether he's not a window or so quick so i could
refer into don keody john stingett when mills being delusional
they're saying he's delusional for going for it
mccratt he had a series of
uh... complaints about the party uh... world force going to continue watching
his remarks
there's a back-and-forth over whether he's going to endorse former president
donald trump
we're gonna break that down on the other side of a quick break stay with
man that's crazy so they're like yeah bro cut the tape that's it communist news
network I mean I don't know what but that censorship I think that really it's
um this is what the the mainstream media does a really great job at making things
seem like they're not actively trying to push an agenda but still pushing an
agenda. And I think this is why they find people like RFK, like they find people. This
is this isn't this isn't across the spectrum thing. They find people like RFK, Alex Jones,
the young Turks, Hassan, Charlie Kirk, Stephen Crowder. All of these people are all threats
to them. They're all threats. They might be threats from different directions, but they're
all threats. Yep, to Andrew from channel five. Yep, channel five is a threat. Destiny is
a threat. Yep. Dangerous opinion. Santa is a plummeted ratings in YouTube lately. Yep,
absolutely. Never thought about that. Yeah, no, that's because like that's what really
matters the most right? CNN that's incredible man. Wow unbelievable. I do like the nuclear option of
I'm not dropping out because if I can prevent both of them from not getting the delegates
it will go to some sort of like committee and I can still be president. Like that is
that's crazy. That's crazy and the thing is that I actually think that see like last time
I thought that it wasn't going to get crazier than this.
I actually think that 20-28, I think that we're going to look back at this and think
I remember whenever this used to be presidential.
I think that we are going to have a major season finale in the next four years.
Like, 20-28 is going to be, it's going to be insane.
20-28 sounds so fucking weird.
Yep, exactly.
be present boxing matches yeah you can say that now though no no no no no no
see like that's what you think I'm thinking like it's gonna go it this is
what we're getting into something crazy like it depends on how come all of us
I don't I don't like I don't know we're bringing back
gladiatorial combat I I don't know what's going to happen but I think that
it's something will be very interesting.
There's no way you want to accurately believe
that MSN is so biased,
but think alternative media and those pundits are better.
If anything, they're way worse.
You're completely right about everything that you're saying.
You're saying that mainstream media is biased,
but the reason and the difference
is that mainstream media is presenting itself
as if it's unbiased.
If you go to Alex Jones,
Everybody that goes to Alex Jones knows that they're getting a
perspective of the news that is
biased so the problem isn't that a bias exists. It's that the
Will is being pulled over people's eyes and they're being told no
This is the real media. This is the real truth
Whereas alternative media is like this is what we believe this is how we're gonna report it and then
choose to look at the facts how you want. That's the difference. That's why
alternative media is a threat. That's why I said all of it is a threat. It's
because it's a fundamentally different goal. You understand what I'm saying?
Even Fox News cut away from RFK. The unit party is pissed off. Yeah, I wonder
why. Bias is okay as long as it's transparent. Yeah. MSM has way more
liability and competition compared to alternative media. It only has to
appeal to their audiences? Well, the liability and competition seems to be going away though.
Why does MSM have more liability and competition? Because of these invented problems that they've
defined in order to make themselves seem like they're more important than they actually
are. I think that the mainstream media is not even really the mainstream media anymore.
I'd be very curious to see what the actual viewership is on these kinds of things. Like
I look at CNN, I look at the people that are talking about this stuff and I don't
really see them getting a lot of views. I wonder, like here's the real truth, right?
Is that if you were to measure, if you were to measure a concurrent viewership, where
would everybody rank? Where would CNN rank versus Hassan? Where would they rank versus
Philip DeFranco versus fucking, uh, like, uh, Matt Walsh? Where would they actually
MSM is dead. Yeah cable TV is dying. Yeah, Ben Shapiro
Yeah, that's what I want to know because I don't believe this
They're probably much higher that I want to see it because I don't believe it how do you read any actual NSM articles?
Well, yeah, yeah, of course
Of course, what's the point? Yeah
No, I'm confused. Yeah
Trump will be the new mainstream media based on audience numbers.
I'm confused.
Yeah.
Yeah.
No, I don't get it.
Hey, guys, that mainstream media enjoyer, I guess so.
Almost all of these alternative media pundits have formed total echo chambers around themselves.
Meanwhile, CNN, New York Times, Washington Post, follow-over themselves to find anything
that can shed on Democrats and make both sides seem equal.
Well, of course they do.
But have you ever considered to yourself that maybe the reason why is that they're
trying to growl people into two slaughterhouses rather than just one and maybe sometimes that there's
maybe there's a place that's not a slaughterhouse that people want to go to instead I understand
like this is uh look look I mean like you I think that you're illustrating the issue very well
you know we're retired no no I I think that again like he'll he'll learn he'll learn he's
all right maybe he's even what Matt Walsh was new video no I haven't I've no idea I don't
I don't pay attention to what he does.
I just know what he, I know of him, right, et cetera.
So yeah, the voting for RFK was not going to be a vote
for Trump or Kamala.
I assure you a big part of his base
is not going to vote for any of those.
His endorsement is not that big of a deal.
Yeah, that's probably true.
You're probably right.
It's not going to make a big deal.
No, no, you're right.
Yeah, for sure.
True.
Yeah.
Yeah, definitely.
MSM is just remnants of the Operation Monarch
and Project Boobard and the Testarors.
I don't know about any of that fucking bullshit. Like that's like more like conspiracy shit, but like or like CIA shit
But in general I I think that he was right about a number of things. He was
so yeah
An election is close all it takes is maybe 1% to slow it to swing at the right place
Yeah, do you follow any kind of media when it comes to politics?
I don't really follow media particularly like any particular type of media
I'll just like read like the way that I figure out whether something is true or not is
I'll read like 10 different people talking about it
And if there's one thing that they're all saying I'll assume that that thing is true
Like I assume basically everything that I read isn't really true and there's like some sort of like spin on it
So the more different positions that you can see something in the more different ways that you can kind of see through the bias
the same yeah like that's why i'll i'll read like 50 different things or a 10 not 50 probably 10
different things to see see what's going on cross-reference it's not even cross-reference
it's you want to see what other people are saying etc and go from there
or if gay followers might be more inclined to listen to reasons since they listen to him
well hey i mean like whatever they're gonna do they're gonna do right
all the government agencies say 9-11 wasn't an inside job well of course they're gonna say that
The problem is even news is about engagement, real neutral news is boring by nature, so any
smart discourse is brushed aside by issues put forth in drama will not make society better.
I know that's why I was saying that 2028 is going to be even better than this one.
Because I think that just now, just now people are realizing that entertainment is
more important than policy.
This will entertainment Trump's policy, 10 to 1.
Absolutely.
CNN had 107 unique viewers in May.
CNN had 107 unique viewers.
Well, let me see how many viewers I, actually, I don't have my main channel open.
But like, I'll tell you, I probably had, you know, at least probably a quarter of that,
I'd say, on my YouTube channel.
Yeah, it's really not that many.
Hmm, and that's also just like that's just me right?
I mean there's other people that have like bigger news channels than I do and I don't only do that
Entertainment's always been used as the distraction from politics. Yeah. Yeah, sure. We play wukong today not today, but I will soon
While their viewership is like airports and doctors offices shit like that. Yeah, exactly
It's all part of a of a machine
But yep, there it is
quite the opposite look at Democrats. They already think the entertainment is everything and that
will change. Um, entertainment being everything. Oh yeah. Yeah. No, you're right. But like, hey,
they come out ahead in a lot of cases. Your idea of ranked choice voting. I think the big
problem, this is my, if you want my honest opinion, and this is going to sound really bad,
I think the biggest problem that we have is the fact that every single type of person can
vote, and we need some sort of a way to filter out stupid people from voting.
Like uneducated stupid people that don't know what they're talking about, we need a way to
filter them out.
And they should not be able to vote.
Like an IRL capture, basically, yes.
And bye bye all Trump supporters, yes.
And all the Trump supporters are going to be saying bye bye all Biden supporters.
You know what I say?
Bye bye all of them.
The people that are saying it to both sides, because I guarantee you half of them are going
to fail the fucking test, the filter, whatever it is.
Yeah.
And so 100% elitist?
It is.
It is elitist.
And I would want people that are elite to make decisions for the country.
That's correct.
That's absolutely correct.
Yes.
That's right.
And hey, there it is.
Crackheads.
I don't want crackheads voting.
I don't.
You don't believe that?
I do.
That's why we had presidents like Thomas Jefferson,
and now we have presidents like Donald Trump.
Okay, that's what I think.
We tried aristocracy, it doesn't go very well.
I think there's a middle ground
where it's not like just people
that are like born into it or voting,
and that's the problem, right?
That's why I'm talking about like,
this is a conceptual problem that I have.
It's a conceptual problem that I don't know how to solve.
Like I can understand what the problem is,
but I don't know how to solve the problem.
Like I understand the problem is that there are a lot
of people that are really dumb that are voting
and this ruins elections, right?
But I don't know how to solve that.
I don't know like what to do.
But I do, I think I understand what the problem actually is
and I think that is the problem.
Yeah, oh yeah, oh, I forgot about the other,
the other RS casing. Don't worry about DEI. We're killing them with food. Anyway, that
was a that was great. Oh my God. What a take. Yeah. Did he say that? Honestly? Pretty much.
pretty much like it yeah you really like it was a couple of extra stuff but
yeah it was basically like oh my god he didn't I go back and listen to it again
for the most part he did I feel like he literally did yeah he literally did say
yeah I don't know what to say man and we're community others more people's
responsibility to educate the masses it's called civil society you can't
educate the masses you can't teach a dog to play chess they're just a dog
And there's a lot of people that are never going to be anything better than basically a
Smarter version of a dog that no no no
This whole idea that oh well, we're gonna educate people and they're gonna learn what to know. They're not they're stupid
They're always gonna be stupid. They're never gonna be able to figure things out on their own
Like they're just like it's the it's the bell curve. It's the bell curve
There's people that are at the bottom of the bell curve. You're never gonna be able to reform them
You're never going to teach them how to think they're just look they're stupid like that's it
Like I've rated in classic. Wow guys
my
expectations of the
capacity of human knowledge
Are as low as they can be
You don't get lower than me
Yeah, that's it. There's a huge black pill when it comes to dumb people
There's a reason why most people are peasants back then well, I don't know about that really that's the only reason
But yeah, RFK's sister called out RFK saying he goes against the values of that family
I mean who cares whether he does or not. I mean his sister's mad at who gives a fuck. It's some family bullshit
I think he leans too much on his family name anyway
It's just a minute of my adult my dad and my uncle. It's too who gets shut the fuck up like they're not there
They're dead. They're gone right like what about you? Yeah, who cares like I think he leans on that too much
Anyway, like that's isn't that that's irrelevant to me either way
let's see here and I never did a grill it wears makeup are we clowns or what I
don't know like that's that's my that that sounds like you're probably I don't
know and my uncle murdered a woman they voted him in the office until he died oh
yeah yeah that oh yeah I remember that was the Ted Kennedy right I think it's
Ted Kennedy yeah of course and let's see here feels all too familiar level one
level 60 level 100 no this is level one this is level 60 this is
a pre-order edition. That's not accurate. Oh, New Lord, that's right. I posted this on Twitter.
So there's a lot of people who have been upset about my comment because they say,
isn't this the guy whose house is full of cockroaches? And this is because I said about
about, uh, uh, Wukong, if Stellar Blade is an 8, this is a 10, and I think Stellar Blade
is a phenomenal game. As I was born and laid by Black Mouth Wukong, I revealed why it deserves
Game of the Year. And so a lot of people were unhappy about this because it was me
that said that. And so, um, I said, does this guy have cockroaches? I said no, they
They have been upgraded and this is the new spider that I have.
And a lot of people are upset about this.
The problem that I have is that the same one joke.
Yeah, it's the one joke.
So I've actually started writing out a Google Doc of other things that I did and have done
that are gross so people can have a...
They don't have to use the same three examples because I find it annoying to see the same
three examples all the time.
Is that a recluse?
No, it's not.
Anybody knows that.
So I've gotten to, I wrote some of it like last night and we are on, I think this is
page three so far.
I'll read one page of it.
This is page two.
I don't really use soap to wash, instead I use a sharp knife to clean myself.
Number 2.
When there is a spider in my house, I try to cut it in half.
If I can't and it gets away, I let it live as it has passed the test of natural selection.
Number 3.
One time a wasp was above a steak that I was cooking and I sprayed it with poison.
The poison got all over the steak.
I just cooked it into the steak and ate it anyway.
The taste was sour in a generally unpleasant way.
When I was unsure of what fast food to eat today, I would throw up into my own mouth and
whatever food I didn't taste, that's where I would go.
And so we've got a lot more.
I've got a lot more.
You have to explain the knife one.
There's nothing really to explain.
That's just the way it is.
Yeah.
And are you not a...
You ate the bug poison steak?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I mean, it is what I was curious to see what would happen.
Yeah, new war is insane.
Let's see if there's one that I've never told on this list.
Oh, here's one.
Most of the holes in my clothes I have are from rats that would be trapped in my room
and would eat the clothes I'd leave on my floor from the residual moisture.
This was a symbiotic relationship because I liked how it made the clothes more breathable,
so I let the rats keep doing it.
So we'll probably get to like 10 pages of these
and then I'll post them.
Yes.
Did I ground do that?
No, no, that's actually kind of a newer one.
And yeah, bro, you're insane.
I know.
Yes, stopping so proud, it's not.
I, the way that I did,
so this is really the reason why I lived this way
is that I tried so hard to remove myself
from caring about anything about my life at all, and to just exist as an animal. And the more that
I try to think about living in a certain way and being a certain kind of person the more unhappy
I am. And so I try to just live pretty much just like an animal. And that is the only way that
I feel comfortable and I don't feel like some form of existential stress or worrisome, right?
Yeah. And again, I live like a crazy person. Nobody should live like the way that I do.
Yeah, as far as I was living, a healthy lifestyle about the spiders in Hunter
Roaches and spiders are more healthy than roaches. That's right. There's about the ecosystem of
his house. That's right. Even for asthma and the sink is bad. Yes, I'm gonna probably have to
get everything clean and everything. This is normal for him. What is this here? Oh right,
this is the original video. Yes, it's a higher cleaning lady in pest control like Aspenall.
Babe Bro is living the Trash Day song by Weird Owl. Yep, there we go. And that's embarrassing,
funny comeback for totally exposing yourself at the same time. The reason why I do it is that
I, as a kid, I used to care a lot about like the way that people would see me. And then
Then what happened was that, and this happened a lot for me whenever I was like maybe, I don't
know like how old was I, like I'd say like 21 or 22, something like that.
And this is whenever my teeth started falling out and like a lot of my friends were like
their lives were getting a lot better and my life was getting a lot worse.
And I realized that I would never be a normal person and I would never be able to experience
happiness in the way that they did or the completeness of their lifestyle.
And so I totally gave up on being happy or having any sense of approval from society
because I had already failed in so many ways as a person that I no longer cared about
anything about myself.
And I've tried so hard for many years to not forget that.
And so that's the way I, that's the way secondary, yeah, you're right, normal, subjective, yes.
But even in that subjective definition, that's it.
And rock bottom, right, yes, something like that.
And so that's the way, and again, it's very, there's a lot to it, there's more to it,
there's more to it.
But at the end of the day, that's the way it is.
Have you tried therapy?
No, I don't care about therapy.
therapy cares because of fuck no anything you deserve better absolutely not
I'm a fucking animal I'm awful in so many different ways no of course I don't
deserve anything that the people that if I hear somebody say you deserve I'm
like oh boy here we go okay here we are alright yep now we get to hear
somebody's fucking worldview no man that's it and so great yeah no I'm
I'm not that worried about it.
Check Concord players?
I don't really give a shit about that.
It's obviously bad.
Nobody gives a shit about Concord, let's be honest.
That's why the game is basically dead.
So yeah.
Deserve love, Azac, one day you'll understand.
Okay, thanks a lot, I appreciate it.
Anyway, so yeah, let's see what the rest of this is.
Exhausted 38-year-old woman moves into a retirement home
to slow down the pace of life.
This sounds like a new anime.
Oh my god.
Yep.
Man.
How did you overcome?
Um...
So...
You guys remember how I- I like- I would always have problems with screaming and I would have like these like panic stress attacks with like screaming
and I would have to in-screen regularly and I would take big breaks from screaming?
It's because I was still attached to the idea that I could be happy.
Well, I stopped that.
And now I stream every day and I stop thinking about being happy or
uh, you know like trying to be uh, you know like oh well one day things will get better
Maybe maybe not
And at the end of the day who gives a fuck anyway?
That's the way I try to see things
I have as I said
Um, if you think about my life philosophy think about an onion
that just gets darker and darker and darker that's it so yes that that that's
basically the way that I see things as well channel just over the blushes of
it yes and so that's why I I don't really spend a lot of time like talking
about like the way I think about things etc right and no no no anyway
Okay, giant steps in Peru, what the fuck?
Oh, is this like a person that thinks there's giants?
Giant steps in Peru.
You have got to be kidding me.
Probably already know that this isn't a giant staircase.
There still seem to be people-
Is this like an agriculture area?
Because they used to have like stepped farming.
Yeah, like this is terrace farming?
Let me just drive into the ground one last time.
This is Oyante Tambo. It is an Incan terrace farm.
Why would it look- it looks like stairs.
Alright, riddle me this.
If this was a staircase built for giants,
Built for giants. Why is there a human sized staircase in the middle of it?
And another human sized staircase on the side of it.
No, maybe you had human pets and a little pet on a guy on a string?
That really looks like a giant could live in it.
Oh yeah, and this doorway too, it's like five and a half feet tall.
Let's use some context clues.
And what's that over there? Is that a terrace farm?
Of course that's not a terrace farm. That was a staircase for baby giant.
You ready for this? This is my favorite part.
There is an entire valley right here.
Where were they going?
How would you feel the need to take gigantic steps up this hill and into these tiny ass houses?
Look at that. There's no stairs down the other side of the mountain.
And this is what your giant stairs are made out of.
Imagine a giant picking this up.
Yes, we're gonna make a staircase so I can get over this hill.
Giant conspiracy truly makes people believe that the human race is a lost cause.
Well, the reason why people believe in giants and stuff like that
is because they're so stupid that they don't even know that they're stupid.
They don't even know about terrace farming.
They have no idea about this.
So, when they see this, they think to themselves, oh my God, we found it.
We figured it out.
The earth is flat.
Yeah, what about Sasquatch, exactly?
That's the way it is.
This is, remember what I was saying before about how people are voting and shit?
See?
The real indigenous talked about giants, now.
So you're talking about and also this is another like so you you've created a you've created
you like look there are good cases and there are instances that I think are mildly believable
that there were versions of humans that were much larger than the humans that are currently
in existence.
I do not think this is completely impossible.
I do not think that it probably happened but I don't find it to be impossible.
I would rate the probability of this at like 30 to 40 percent.
But I do not look at the indigenous stories of a culture that prides itself of how are
we going to speak to the spirits by getting high and smoking mushrooms.
And this story that has been passed down of generations of people that have gotten high
and smoked mushrooms, I don't really look at this with the same type of historical
accuracy and relevance, then like I don't know something that you can literally see.
You don't smoke mushrooms? Yeah, I don't give a fuck. Like eating mushrooms, like whatever you
want to talk about, smoking like different herbs, like I don't know. I don't care. At the end of the
day, like yeah, that's the point. There's proof that giants are real? Sure. And that's the thing.
If there's proof that they're real, that's fine, but this isn't the proof.
You understand?
You see the logic there?
So it's like, yes, maybe there were Giants, but no, these steps aren't proof of it.
Nobody knows how to think anymore.
Yep.
They're already playing basketball?
No.
Whenever people are saying Giants, they're not talking about a guy that's seven foot
three.
talking about a guy that's 17 feet tall, like it's not the same thing as like just, oh wow,
this person's tall for like a human being. No, this is like 20 feet tall or something
like that, right? 30 feet tall. Yeah, it's a totally different type situation. Yeah, it's
like attack on Titan, not necessarily on that scale. But yeah, some some very Andre the
giant. No, this is again, it's like a totally different like, uh, I don't know, like, it's
like the largest Pomeranian versus the largest Husky. Right. Like there could be large Pomeranian
dogs, but like not compared to like a Husky. You know, that's it. Andre the giant times
10. Yeah, basically, right? Something like that. Logan Paul attempts to kill his dog.
he couldn't even do it. What do you mean? Like, yeah. I mean, if you want to kill them,
we can just shoot the dog. I this bullshit or Reddit comments showed more info by tried
to rescue the dog. He's a piece of shit. But this wasn't animal group. Yeah, this seems
like bullshit. You try to kill his dog like videos longer. Yeah, it sounds like bullshit,
bro. Like, what do you mean? Huh? Yeah, like try like who does this? Yeah, Redditors,
don't think you people just want to hate Logan Paul they're looking for a reason for it and they're
looking for an excuse that's what it is Jesus so fucking stupid halfway through i thought it was
legit black myth wukong should be your first souls like souls like ah people call it that a whole
lot i don't think it's really that big of a deal that is just a second uh but yeah what's
What's this? You're choosing an excuse to hate Logan Paul anyway?
I don't know.
I think you need an excuse to hate Logan Paul because the reason why is that you are looking for a justification to invest emotional energy into an internet celebrity that you'll never meet.
And you should be needing an excuse for that.
Think about what you're doing.
Think about that. What are you doing?
What do you think? You thinking about that?
You thinking about Logan Paul?
Why don't you think about yourself?
Let's see here, Epix Hill and Bones released in Steam
with 47 online players.
Oh, wow, that's a lot.
Yeah, that's, damn, all right, 47 people.
I hope they're gonna make their money back.
Yeah, this is the other one.
Oh no, please, oh no.
Broly, I'm going in.
I'm going in, come here, Broly.
I haven't been scared of this in a while.
okay yeah and then they're gonna put it on like slow motion so cuz his hand was
there she's petting the dog man people really people really just looking for
something to get mad about huh like this pathetic and dumb yeah they're just
looking for something to get mad. Like actually John Dawes is stupid. Like what
do you expect? Yeah, like it's just it's people looking at yeah, I was in big
brain. People on Twitter just love to cry and get mad about everything. Yeah,
any reason to dislike Logan Paul? This is what people use. Yeah, I hope that
people like this know that whenever you make up fake reasons to dislike
somebody, it just makes people take the real reasons less seriously. I have
been wondering for a long time about whether these children, we have three
children, whether they're mine or not, they're all so ugly and they're ugly like me. I'm a real
handsome dude and these kids look like they come right off the street. Okay, Mrs. Willis. Yes. I mean,
y'all have been together for a long time. We've been together for over 50 years. Wow.
Yeah, one time I came home and I pulled in the front of my way and I saw this car down the street take off
Because somebody came out the back door. It was the repairman. I told you the washing machine was broken
She's stuck in the law. Yeah, I've seen that before
Mr. Willis you are not
That's wrong that's wrong that's wrong second child
That's that's gotta be it's a mistake
Mr. Willis you are not the father
You are ridden someone else's file. This can't be true. I have a mailman and a plumber
Just y'all three
Mr. Willis I play in our home, please, but you are not the father
This has got to be fake right
right? Like, there's no, this is insane. It's stage, it's got to be staged. Like, I'm sorry,
but I'm not going to believe this unless, no man, I'm not believe, no way after 50 years,
I don't believe it. This is the sandwich I give to transphobes, okay? So it's some
fat guy. Wow. The fat guy is being like an aggressive fat guy, like guaranteed you're
not going to be. Look, I was going to make a fat joke, but we're not going to make a
fat joke. All right. What's this? People can't seem to grasp the fact that I'm a lesbian.
First of all, you are a dude. But if you identify as a lesbian, it means you like
girls so you are not I am very confused so if a donkey want to be a camel
but he don't like the camel he go like donkey so hey brother I identify as a
the bank owner from now on. It's always funny for people for me to listen to
people that aren't from like Western First World countries to try to parse out
like some like complex like sexual social issue in our countries like
they're like just trying to wrap their head around it they're like okay wait a
minute okay all right so let me think about this all right so yeah it's not
complex. It's still fucking funny, man. It's really fucking funny for me to see this.
What is this? Want me to play God of War from 2020? Yeah, yeah, one day I will. We'll see what
happens, okay? I don't know, but we'll see what happens. So I'm a little calling the O-Ring
rivalry. Too bad they didn't gender band Elreng's race. Is this the in a movie
1996, 2010, 2011, 2024? I don't know. It's pretty good. Yeah, this one looked
pretty good. What's this? I already looked at this. Oh, all men who say shit like
this about Angela, a character sexually assaulted, should be hung by their
butt. Oh yeah. Yeah, this is probably some fat girl on the internet that's
pissed off at me yeah I mean what is it like I saw this yesterday no the thing is
like people like this always like to get mad and and cry and it's not complex
it's just stupid yeah we saw this yesterday we did there's nothing really
else to say about it besides that I really don't take this shit seriously I
I just think it's funny. Testing speakers in the mall.
Nazi song? Yeah. What a surprise. This is the testosterone that WoW needs. You can
sound primal. What's this? I actually feel like a T-Rex would probably be pretty easy
for people to kill because you have to remember like the day you were like
they're like chickens now right and like you think about how easy it is to trick
a chicken into doing something stupid I bet people probably kill dinosaurs easy
I do I because they're so stupid man but you ever seen it like you see how
stupid birds are like yeah I bet they're dumb as fuck this is the way
This is the way wild should be?
Yeah, you're right.
This is great.
Yeah.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
I remember Pigeon being game faster than you.
Nah, that was fake.
That was a different game.
And also, Pigeons were domesticated
so they had an advantage.
Yeah, they were trained by people.
So, something.
I've never seen this at all.
Oh, Jesus.
Yeah, I figure, like, I don't know how much, like, overlap people have with dinosaurs, but I bet what people would probably do is they would probably just, like, get, like, a rock and then put meat on a rock and then put meat all around the rock.
Zero? Yeah, but, like, if we did, you could probably just get a dinosaur to eat a big rock and then the dinosaur would die from trying to eat the rock and then you just go eat the dinosaur.
Because they're just stupid
Like yeah, they just stupid like I mean I
Guarantee you yeah, run them down. Yeah, give them to run off a cliff
Yeah, I get a trap. Yep. They fall down
Yep, and then you just poke them until they stop moving. That's it. Yeah, no
I guarantee you it probably be easy as fuck to get rid of these things now. Yeah, I thought we were smarter than this
Yeah, like tie pods
Do your does your take derived from wild dinosaurs? No, it derives it like if you ever seen a bird
But you see an ostrich an ostrich is so fucking stupid you looking or not
That's a duck like if you look into the eyes of the bird you will realize that there's nothing there
Literally fucking nothing there now. I'm not talking about a parrot right those are elite birds
I'm talking about like normal birds like this
Crozier smart? Yeah, you're smart for being birds. Ravens, yeah, these didn't come
from Ravens. These are like chickens and like e-moos and shit like that. These
are the dumb birds. The real dumb birds. Normal birds aren't smart. Yeah, normal
ones are dumb as hell. And they're smart and dirty. I'd argue they're
smarter than some people? Well, I mean, sure, but like, uh, I
don't know if that's that big of a deal. Yeah, I mean, I feel
like that's not that hard to do, is it? I feel like that's
easy. Yeah, what's this? Crows are scary, smart. See,
everybody thinks a bird is smart. Until you try to outsmart
a bird, you outsmart a bird so fast. Like the thing is, as
I said it I bet is so easy to get these things
But look at this
Look at this see this exactly what I'm talking about
Look at this. Oh
Wow, oh
So oops
See
These are dinosaurs and
This one one of them tries to even act out
He tries to act like he's better than the shovel but I can handle this
No, you can't the fucking the water idiot shut up
Can't handle the shovel
The fuck out of here? Yeah
Fuck you
respect the shovel
Yeah, fair enough. Yes. See this is so you want to add like oh wow why we wouldn't be able to handle these things
Yeah, this guy's soloed like 20 of them man. He a we farming them
That's it
Yeah, people had a war on emus and the emus one that's not people that's Australians had a war on emus. That's different
Like with Wukong were all historical events. What's this?
Damn, so this shit's real
Wow
What the whoa shit?
Jesus
No wonder bro. No wonder they all bought the game
Oh, they had that too
What the rolling head? Oh?
Wow god damn
Pete China propaganda. This is China propaganda
Yeah, I don't know about that
Bro imagine imagine they go from like this and then they show real dragon. I thought they're gonna pull off some bullshit
At the end I said no no what's this gonna be?
Yeah, why why why this is a real-world location when we've got to see a fucking dragon
They had a lot of them in China. I don't think they did, man.
My name is Noah Soros. I use Keyday pronoun.
I'm just really excited that we have the first black women
that could be the president of the United States.
And you know, my wife, right? We're in a polyamorous relationship.
The lover that my wife took is African-American.
And I've learned so much about the struggle that people of color go through
as a result of my wife's work.
So I'm excited to lose my heart and feel solidarity
The most marginalized community, the best way to do that is to get the first woman of color to be the commander's chief.
I'm really excited. I'm so proud.
Where are you guys from? I'm excited.
When Joe Biden will win.
I mean, listen, I would go for a course.
Overvoting for Donald Trump. He doesn't even discuss the fastest-flight supremacy pin.
But now, we get to really make history. We have.
Like I said, we have the first woman of color
to be president of the United States in like, North country
was founded on the values of diversity, equity, and inclusion
and in Kamala, Paris, there's nothing in body
those values more than the Kamala Harris presidency
so I'm pumped like I'm ready
you know, I am so excited
I'm a proud white dude for Kamala, Paris
baby let's go!
Woo!
Have you, have you, always been in the United States
that a democratic event like in every
uh...
no listen this
it's amazing you know like
you can't generate
i couldn't speak
any more excitement
the only way there could be any more
excitement is if you know maybe
you have like an art or a celebrity
perform in the open
or in the hall of life
no this is amazing
this is like a celebrity festival
That would come through to my Irish presidency and it's the economy and you know I'm really excited about how much we could cap on prices at the grocery store.
And you know like look even if price controls you know may lead to like shortages of food and basic goods.
You know shortages will lead to rationing and rationing that leads to equity
And we need to be more equitable place in America
to stand for our legacy of Western privacy.
So thank you so much for carrying out voice.
So many voices like me.
People like that, Miss Country.
Everybody's at the mall.
Scratching his ass, picking his nose,
taking his credit card out of his fanny pack
and buying a pair of sneakers with lights in them.
Oh, yeah. Yeah, this is very popular back then.
So I have solved this little political dilemma
for myself in a very simple way.
On election day, I stay home.
I don't vote. Fuck them. Fuck them. I don't vote.
Two reasons. Two reasons I don't vote. First of all, it's meaningless.
This country was bought and sold and paid for a long time ago. The shit they shuffle around every four years
doesn't mean a fucking thing.
Oh my god.
Second, I don't vote because I believe if you vote you have no right to complain.
People like to twist that around. I know they say they say well if you don't vote you have no right to complain
And where's the logic in that?
If you vote and you elect dishonest, incompetent people
and they get into office and screw everything up,
well, you are responsible for what they have done.
That's true.
You caused the problem.
You have them in.
You have no right to complain.
I, on the other hand,
who did not vote, who did not vote,
who in fact did not even leave the house on election day
House on election day
And then no way responsible for what these people have done if I've ever got to complain as loud as I want about the mess
You created that I had nothing to do with no
So I know that a little later on this year
You're gonna have another one of those really swell presidential elections that you like so much you'll enjoy yourselves
It'll be a lot of fun. I'm sure as soon as this was it was 1996 that oh
All bill that Bill Clinton. Yeah
I'll go.
The election is over.
Your country will improve immediately.
I'll go.
I'll go.
The next one.
I'll go.
This is Vice President.
The only difference is when I get finished masturbating, I'm going to have a little something
to show for our folks.
Thank you very much.
But if you talk to one of them about this, if you isolate one of them, you sit them
down rationally.
You talk to them about the low IQs and the dumb behavior.
Oh God.
This is 2006.
Ten years later.
They start talking about education. That's the big answer to everything education. That's what we need more money for education
We need more books more teachers more classrooms more schools that we need more testing for the kids
You said oh well, you know we've tried all of that and the kids still can't pass the test cuz they're fucking stupid
That's why I don't you worry about that. We're gonna lower the passing grades. Oh
Yeah, a lot of these schools now they lower the passing grades some more kids can pass
We did this in our school what nobody could get under a 50
This is how I'm in max school is you couldn't get under a 50 so I would get a 90 and then I would get a 50 and
You put a 90 and a 50 together you average that together. That's a 70 70 passes
So you work kind of hard one semester you get an A
Then you don't do anything and
You still pass
It's past the school looks good everybody's happy the IQ of the country slips another two or three points
I'm pretty soon all you'll need to get into college is a fucking pencil.
Yep.
Got a pencil?
Get the fuck in there.
It's physics.
And everyone wonders why 17 other countries graduate more scientists than we do.
In any case, politicians know that word, they use it on you.
Politicians have traditionally hidden behind three things.
The flag, the Bible, and children.
No child left behind.
No child left behind.
Oh, really?
Well, it wasn't long ago you were talking about giving kids a head start.
start left behind someone's losing fucking ground here he really was the best he
really he really wasn't that it is man yeah but there's a reason there's a
reason there's a reason for this there's a reason education sucks it's the same
reason that will never ever ever be fixed it's never gonna get any better
don't look for it be happy with what you got because because the people gonna
figure it out. That's right. The real owners, the big wealthy business, it's just to control
things and make all the important decisions. Forget the politicians. The politicians are
put there to give you the idea that you have freedom of choice. You don't. You have
no choice. They should play this to the Palestinian protesters at the DNC right now. Just play
this for them you thought you thought have owners they own you they own
everything they own all the important land they own and control the
corporations that long since bought and paid for the Senate the Congress the
state houses and city halls they got the judges in their backpockets and they
own all the big media companies so they control just about all of the news and
information you get to hear they got you by the balls they spend billions of
dollars every year lobbying, lobbying to get what they want. Well, we know what they want.
They want more for themselves and less for everybody else. But I'll tell you what they
don't want. They don't want a population of citizens capable of critical thinking. They
don't want well-informed, well-educated people capable of critical thinking.
That's right. That's why as soon as religion fell off, they replaced it with political
dogma and the one thing that the two things have in common is that they
require you to accept realities that don't exist that's the way it is that's
the way the world is now you have to live in a world where your mind is in a
cage to react and everything happening like the you know the the lack of
privacy that people were starting to become aware of like this is a big
1996? No, the first clip was from 96. This is from 2006.
The country know the truth. It's called the American Dream.
No, Bernie Cousset came out in 2007.
That was another good one, bro. That was...
Because the owners of this country know the truth.
It's called the American Dream because you have to be asleep to believe it.
Man. And here we are, another election year is upon us. Question.
Oh man.
How is it still relevant? I don't know.
I don't. Yeah, I thought this shit was so fucking crazy.
Yeah. I mean, there it is.
A complete eradication of Fourth Amendment. Yeah, people don't care about Patriot until 2012, 2013, when Snowden made off with the NASA files.
No, there was a lot of people that cared about it in the mid-2000s. It's just that they, um,
they were viewed as like kind of like just just wrong right oh this is from
seven days ago oh my god it already has said the public sucks yeah true the
public sucks yeah I wasn't a comedian to did your yep so we've gone since 2008
and this routine is still right on the money it's crazy how some things never
change man it really is you should watch your seven words you can't say
on TV. You really think this is the first time I've seen George Carlin? I know all of
the, I know all of, I've seen this one before. Yeah, I know this. Yeah. Yeah, people think
voting works. I mean, it's the, I'm like, I would still, I still vote, I do. I vote
if I feel like there's a like I don't I don't allow myself to get corralled into the lesser
of two evils. I don't really like that. But if there's something that I view as a positive,
then I will I will vote based off of that. I will because it's like, it's like, why
wouldn't I? It's like, you have to do something like to me. I always it's like, if I can,
I will do something.
Let me see Theo Vaughn interviewed Trump.
Yeah, I saw this.
I didn't really watch it.
I'm not sure how much of these clips
are actually from the show or not.
Let me see if I can find some of this.
Yeah, I guess we could watch this.
This could be funny.
Yeah, I mean, he's a good interview.
Yeah, this guy's really,
he's really doing well for himself.
I'll be right back.
Okay, all right, we're back.
Theo Von just had Donald Trump on his podcast this past weekend, just days after interviewing
Bernie Sanders on the same platform.
Do you like Bernie?
Is he, are you friends with him or something?
No, I've met him the other day.
Are you friends with him?
I like the first time.
The first time.
Were you impressed by him?
I, yeah.
One thing, he's still sharp, right?
Oh, yeah, still sharp.
He doesn't suffer from what Biden did.
No, no, no.
Oh, man.
Does he always yet?
Man.
No, mental dullness.
Yeah
And you know, he's somebody put a merry-go-round in his head
Do you see I really do think that like as soon as they took Biden off the ticket and he could just be himself
I feel like I actually am not completely convinced that Biden
I think there's a good chance Biden was pretending to be retarded
So they would get rid of him because he didn't want to run again
Yeah, he's like yeah guys. I'm a big idiot. I don't know you know
well
Duh, and they're like all right find you off the right. It's like yeah, so anyway
Like him I do he's very disaleming he gets up there
He says whatever the hell he was doesn't seem like he's not a book that was a thing
Yes, that's right. And so that's something the same as you it's like it feels like they're speaking for themselves
Whether you agree with maybe what they believe they believe what they're saying
And that I think comes through I think you're right clearly to people
I think you know he's certainly unusual gets up there and he rants that he does his thing and he's not necessarily I'm sure his advisors go crazy
Kid Rock is one of his advisors
Kid Rock is a he's terrific. He came to the convention and he knocked everybody out. He was and he's a great guy
He's just a great guy. He's popular very popular. Oh, he saw he's definitely he's a real dirt serpent, too
He is a legend, I guess, in a true sense.
Donald Trump's episode of this past weekend was little under an hour long, and of course,
a good chunk of time was spent discussing the UFC, which both Theovon and Donald Trump
are known to be huge fans of, and even share a few memories from attending the same fights.
What is Theovon from?
Like I don't know where this guy came from.
Cause like, is he a comedian?
He's a comedian.
Okay.
We do walk-ons with Dana and Plays sort of likes it.
Oh, yeah, I've been there.
But then, yeah.
I was behind you in one video.
USC became my favorite sport during the pandemic because Dana was brave enough to stay open.
He was it.
He was the whole ball game.
He was the only sport and he'd open up in arenas with nothing better than very
good fighters.
Yeah.
And they would be fighting at some of the best fights during the pandemic.
Yeah.
Exceptional there it is right there. See look. Oh, yeah, you are and I'm right behind you there. Oh my god
Oh, that's great. That's right. The white guy in the hat is right. That's great. Yeah
I mean there's a lot of us there, but I was one of them for sure
Yes, he that's me right there. It's for doesn't it? Yeah, I'm a Dustin for you saying so he's great
He was a boy. I take he's a warrior that last fight he had whether you like it or not
He is a warrior. Yeah. Yeah, it felt like he didn't get the he didn't get the victory
But it didn't feel like he lost. No, he didn't lose that fight
Donald Trump has done a few other podcasts before like full-send and kill Tony
But this is really the first time a comedian has ever interviewed the former president like this for a long
Is it is Aiden Ross a comedian?
I mean he's a funny guy. I guess he's not really a comedian
On time people have been waiting on the Joe Rogan Donald Trump podcast
But in the past Rogan has indicated that he does not think he'd get a real version of Donald Trump on JRE
but rather someone who is just using his massive platform for their own gain.
However, this conversation with Theo Vaughn might change some things.
Although the episode was on the shorter side,
the discussion between Theo and Trump only really got political
when Theo asked specific questions regarding certain issues.
Other than that, the podcast was well balanced with regular stories mixed in.
And just try to tell me you can't envision...
Well, I don't think that's really a surprise.
I mean, Donald Trump was in, he was in like reality TV for like 50 years.
Yeah, it's not a surprise.
Thea Vaughn was talking to Trump about doing coke.
Yeah, I saw I saw a clip of that and it was pretty funny, right?
Because it was like Trump trying to act like his.
Trying to act like he didn't know how people did coke.
Uh huh.
This story on JRE.
Right first fight you ever went to whether it was UFC or boxing or anything. Yeah, I do it was Joe Frazier
Muhammad Ali in Madison Square games many many years ago, and that is the first fight I went to I liked
I was like the boxing how old were you remember? Oh boy, I know you can deduct it for what I am now
But it was a long time ago, but they were two undefeated fighters. They were both undefeated
Muhammad became a friend of Minnesota Joe or Jolt and Joe
he was
They were two great fighters. That fight was incredible. I think they had like many heart attacks that night literally heart attacks in
Madison Square Garden, England's Madison Square Garden. The fight was so unbelievable. Two undefeated heavyweight champions of the world
There was no UFC and there was no competition really. It was it.
I remember that Muhammad wasn't allowed to fight because of lots of different things and he was a terrific guy. Both terrific guys.
They finally made it happen. They finally made it happen.
That was a two undefeated heavyweight champions fighting and who took you to the fight you remember I went with my father and my brother Robert
No, I must have been very young. It was a long time ago, but you would never forget it. That was one of those moments
Oh, yeah, that's literally there were like many heart attacks in the arena if people having too much fun
Or when you just driving heart attacks because it was such a crazy
It was so the people were just I know a friend of mine the father
He went he had a bad heart attack literally they took a mouth. They were taking people out
Donald Trump also much so positive things about RFK jr. During this podcast with Theo Vaughn
Which Joe Rogan would obviously want to address if they ever did a podcast together if you don't know Donald Trump recently put
Out a message on his truth social platform about Joe Rogan
Rogan yeah RFK jr. And we made a video about it
that will be on the end screen right after this.
There was a rumor that you almost had RFK Jr. as a potential vice president.
No.
Just a rumor and did, um,
I like him. I've always liked him.
But yeah, I like him too.
Bobby and our friends, he's a friend of mine.
I've known him for years.
He's a good man.
Yeah.
He's in there pitching and stuff.
It's a two party system and he's a third party.
You know, it's a tough thing.
You can't get registered now in New York.
I see New York and the Democrats have really opposed him vehemently.
I haven't, but the Democrats have really opposed him.
So you think he should be allowed to run everywhere?
Well, the laws don't allow that.
Okay.
It seems like if Joe Rogan was ever going to change his mind about having Trump on the podcast,
it would either be sometime soon or years from now when Donald Trump is not a political candidate
and can openly spill some government beans.
But also, there's been such a big stink made by other people wanting this podcast to happen,
so-
I don't know why Joe Rogan doesn't want Trump on the podcast.
I think that he doesn't want to do it because people already accuse him of being like super right-wing
and so
He thinks that if he has trump on the podcast
It's like a confirmation of that
And so that's why he's avoiding it
That's why like because it like that's in in my mind
That's what I would assume it would seem like an endorsement
That's what I think would happen, but I don't know
It's my best guess
Greatest podcast of all time never interviewed Trump. Oh
Time that he didn't do that. Oh, dude, that's great. I don't believe it. Why not it had to be personal
It had to be this so to me I
Think the guy that's gonna interview him in a way that nobody else is gonna interview me you
You can ask some questions that you want to know about
So you know, hey, what happened with JFK?
Oh, we're really gonna find that can you commit to us. They're gonna come up with the files or no
So I really want to know last time you said you did but you only gave us 80%
That is crazy, it would be funny if he went on Joe Rogan and he just said so do we kill JFK or like so what happened?
So how much did we know about 9-11?
Like what?
Yeah
Can you get the other 20%?
Just
Aliens, what the hell is going on with these aliens?
Yeah, we're the aliens
Do you think we should know?
I'm not gonna tell you anything about that
But what I'm saying
I think that would be a waste of time
Yeah, but what I'm saying is whatever angles you choose to take
Okay, it's your show you get to take whatever angles you want to take. I think it'd be very weird
To look back
There's gonna be no mainstream media 20 years from now
You know that I know that to look back and say Joe never interviewed Trump. That's kind of weird
So that's my pitch to you. I like what you like weird. I don't know about that. I think I think I think
Joe is obviously uncomfortable about this and there's probably something that we don't know about
about that's the reason why he doesn't like there's also this
chance to write because I know there have been instances where
I haven't done things with other people and the reason why is a
non public reason that that people don't know about but
like it's better for people not to know about spot if I won't
let him I don't think that's the reason why I think you
know I think one why don't you interview but anyway if you're not already please
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Yeah, I mean like I think it's weird that he doesn't have on but I think like yeah
it's either one of those two things right is that it's some unknown personal issue
that we are not aware of or it could be something that's like him just not
wanting to play into the narrative that he's like right wing I think it's
one or the other. You know? He can't have a normal talk with them. I don't know. I don't
know why not, you know, of no idea. Why can't it just be the reason that Joe Rogan said?
Well, what was the reason that he said? Like, I don't even know what the reason why he said
was. Yeah, they always shake hands at USC. Yeah, no, I mean, I'm sure that like they
just don't. It's not, but yeah, like what, what, why did he say? It's a waste
the time. I mean, there's no reason. There's no way it's like you could invite it's a waste
of time to have Trump on but not some other random ass guy. Like, no, man. He's always
want specific questions to be able to ask the questions you want to. I don't know.
I could just see I could see it being so fucking funny. If Joe Rogan was able to
ask about aliens, 9-11, JFK, like, so, like, did we go to the moon? Like, like, what is
really going on? Like, just ask, like, all the fucking stupid ass questions. Yeah. Be epic?
Yeah, the Epstein stuff. So, like, what about this Epstein stuff? Yeah, so I'm hearing about
this so like what really is it so what is that yeah that's so weird you know obama's bursary figure
why don't you do it i mean i don't think that uh i don't think i could get an interview with trump
right i mean like that's not like i'm not a uh i'm not a network or like that so uh anyway uh
what the fuck is this so there's been a new game that's been released uh this is a new korean
game. It's a hyper realistic life simulator. Yep. Here we go.
I got Anzoy. I don't Anzoy.
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You can create realistic appearances with detailed controls over facial and body features
You can also customize hair and outfits to create a unique
Yup. I think this shoot's gonna get more and more popular, the more realistic it's gonna be.
And I think that the game like this is gonna be better than the Sims because you can make hotter characters.
Like, that's really, it matters a lot.
Like, I look at some of the characters in the Sims and they look like they're ugly and fat.
Sims is dead, yeah.
it's like really like I mean I wonder I wonder why this will be forgotten with
GTA 6 release well I don't know man substitute for real life yeah exactly
not even find a genre yep you can give him cat ears naturally no way that's
crazy wow man maybe a little kid why what about the space where your Zoe will
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I think that a game like this is actually going to get really popular.
I do. I think it's going to pop off.
Maybe not this one specifically, but a game like this definitely will.
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You want to create your character and house.
Robots for adults? Yeah.
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You can also adjust the city's cleanliness, safety, and the
We're already topping up in the Sims community.
My mom loves the Sims.
We need a world where everyone...
Yeah, this is girl...
Like, remember what I was saying before about how, like,
you know, like that game, Kadon, the first Berserker,
and it's about a guy that doesn't even dodge attacks.
He just blocks every single attack and he only wears a shirt
and there's blood all over him.
Remember, like, that's like a guy game.
Like, guys buy that game and they play that game.
Like this is the game the girls play
Yeah
Yeah, this is a girl game
How much of this is gonna be porn that's like 80% right
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Man. Man. You guys ever notice how none of the characters are fat? That's how you can
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been fat. There was one fat guy. He probably like a bad guy. Yep. Oh, getting arrested.
Can't wait to watch Doctor in 10 years. Different laptops hanging out with each other. Yeah,
no, I mean, like it's a swamba. I think that this is what people imagine like that weird
fucking the me avatars like the Wii U me avatars that like Mark Zuckerberg tried to make
with like uh the metaverse like that shit was stupid right but like this this is gonna be really
popular like girls are gonna be into this shit like crazy yeah gives you the opportunity to
experience not just one life but the collective shows events accidents joys and sorrows of
everyone in your city that make up a human experience.
Guys play this game. In Inzoi, you can create the reality you desire and in the process.
Yeah, just like girls, girls play Kingdom Come Deliverance.
Even find that the true gift of life is the journey we all share.
I hope these realistic experiences in Inzoi can enhance your enjoyment of life in the real world.
I think that's the last thing that's gonna do
Yeah, like the only thing that I ever get excited for about like this
Like a game like this is like how
how on rails is it and
Like can you convince the whole city to start a cult to kill themselves
Why not? Can you have a race war? Because that's the first thing I think of. Right? That's
the first thing. And y'all think this ain't a girl game? Look at the thumbnail. Guys. Guys,
let's be honest. It's cat equal girl. It's just that simple. So yeah, this is the way
it's looking like guys and I uh I'm not surprised I feel like the Sims has been really popular
for a long time and now you're seeing like more of these games come out and life simulator
games because here's the reality is that people can't afford to have a normal life they can't
afford to uh they're not skinny uh they're fat and uh you know they have like a bunch
problems they can't own a house but they can play in a video game and pretend
like their real life isn't real. There's no boob slide. I guarantee you there's
boob sliders in this game. Like what do you mean? Of course they're gonna have
this. Yeah they can own a video game house. Yeah it's that simple. You have
to stream it at some point. Yeah I would stream a game like this. I would.
There's body types though as well sadly. Yeah I really don't know. I'd
have to look and see for myself but overall the human conditions in a
virtual matrix you can create a character right now well maybe I should
maybe I should do that that'd be a good idea it's nuts man play the character
creator I could I could try to make a character that looks like me but I think
I'd probably get banned they probably would I feel like they would ban me if
I'm at a character that looks like me yeah which that would be smart like
And if I were them, I would ban it, too, because like, yeah, because like, then people wouldn't want to buy it because people wouldn't want to buy the game.
Yeah, that's the reason.
Do it and make a hot chick.
No, I don't know.
Like this might sound weird, but like, I don't really play like, I don't really do that whole like, oh, I want to play like a hot character in the game or something like that.
Like, it's just that that's not really like, that's not really my vibe.
It's not what I do.
Yeah, the character creator is available on Steam right now. Well, maybe I should do it. That'd be a good idea.
This is literally prototyping the software for when they shove everybody in the pods. Yeah, no, I think this is the beginning, right?
Do it for the memes. You're more on the self-inserts. Well, I want to have a character where it's like...
Like, I don't know. Yeah, kind of. Yeah, I want to be like, this is me in the story, right?
And like I'm playing as like this badass guy like I don't want to play as a girl like no
Fuck no, absolutely not now like I mean it's not like it's a big deal to me like this
I like I'm not gonna be I'm not gonna be upset about but I'm not gonna play a girl character if I can play a guy character
I'll tell you that so yeah, it's just that simple. It's immersion. Yeah, it's just that's how it is
Yeah, an idealized version of yourself. Yeah, basically like me with with more hair, right? That's that's about it
So yeah, I play as a girl because in my past life I was a woman. Well good for you, man
That's great. Who knew the Matrix update would be called Insulin. Yeah, I know it's crazy
But yeah, I've been seeing this shit and people have been talking about it a lot and I'm not surprised
Obviously games like this are gonna become I think more and more popular as you see people that have been, you know
collectively removed from their life and
and everything in their life is just collectively getting worse.
And you have video games like this
that make them forget about that.
And then maybe just for like three hours,
they can be happy, you know?
Like a connective watching?
Yeah, yeah, I will, well, no, no,
we're going to get back into it today.
Like I'm trying to fucking get this shit started
and do this.
Do you even have the option
to make your character conventionally unattractive?
Yeah, you probably can, absolutely.
Can you imagine if this dropped during COVID?
If this dropped during COVID,
I don't think we would have ever left the quarantines.
Like I think this could have been the,
this could have just been the solution, right?
Like you wouldn't have had any issues at all.
I mean, if there was the S-fan care, that was crazy.
Yeah, that was crazy.
That was so close.
Let me see here.
Life in Greek, do we get a word play on there?
No, I didn't even know that actually.
I had no idea.
I'm gonna try and hit level 80, man.
Dress stream yesterday?
Yeah, yeah.
Can you stay home and play video games?
Yeah, yeah.
I'm going to see McConnell's lawn and we're going to get back into it and see what's going
on.
Let me see.
Let's start a new pandemic for the sake of a social experiment.
Well, I like that.
It sounds really good.
Yeah, I know there's people that are already level 80 and shit too, man.
Like it's nuts by people been doing work and like everybody always tries to like shit
on people for doing that.
Like leveling fast is like its own fun, right?
So like I don't really ever try to make it to where like somebody is wrong for
having fun in a certain way but like it's all about doing the thing that you want to do and
having fun the way you want to have fun man somebody hit level 80 in like two hours yeah
hour and hour and two minutes exactly let me see i invite mcconnell invite fuck uh invite mcconnell
sar garras okay let's see if he's on all right he is on uh i send an invite
Yeah, give me a minute. Almost 77, I'm taking my time. Yeah, yeah, no, because like when
I hit 80, like, what am I going to do with 80? I feel like I ain't going to do shit really
at 80. Like, I'm just going to fuck around. Like, while I wait for McConnell, I'll do some
of the like little side quests and shit, you know, we'll like knock some of those
out. Someone has 12, also level 80. Oh, that
Meers guy on Twitter. I saw that
Yeah, no, it's not a surprise. I mean like it's like you see a lot of people that get into that and they really really like
They like leveling fast and like, you know being super serious about it
Like as long as people are happy playing the game then I think that's all that really matters men
And so like if you're not getting if
We got to do another
Oh fuck, okay
I guess I gotta go do this and I'll knock this one out right now are the dungeons goodness expansion or not
They've been fine man. Like it's just the game is it is the game man like
That's that's really the way I see it. It is the game
Like if you're gonna get like if you are expecting this game to be different than what like classic what like
What anything would suggest additional trading posts, okay? I need to click on this
Yeah, yeah true there we go whether the recommendation
Easy as the easy of my life. Ah damn bitch. Like you got me gonna be doing all kinds of work
Okay, let's go get all these done and we're gonna do this until we wait for McConnell and then we'll do the campaign
I'm assuming that's probably what's all again. I'm gonna happen and so I'll knock some of this shit out
Would you recommend WoW to a player that's never played it before?
Yeah, I mean I would say so like it's a it's a fun game
Like in a way like my quest log's full fuck. Okay. Give me a minute. Let me go ahead and just get rid of some of these
as we're span
band and quest
band and quest
waking shores band and quest
I'm gonna just get a bunch more of these I'm gonna do one more. Is there a let caverns?
Quest falls the incarnate's bad request one more
Warband sanctum of domination. I don't need that. Okay, there we go. We should have plenty of room then should be no issue
It's good to use restored coffer now or wait till higher delves who cares like just do whatever the fuck you want man
Like don't put yourself in a situation
Um
Yeah, don't put yourself in a situation where you're doing something that you don't want to do and so like
That that's my advice
Right. I mean like if you're not enjoying yourself and playing the game in a way that you find fun then just stop
Straight up just stop playing like there's no reason to do that ask your question
Our ancestors used to think the cosmos and antiquated way
The Azeroth was flat.
Incorrect.
Wait, what?
Can I get a clue?
Well, there it is.
Okay, so I went all three options.
I didn't even know what it was.
Okay, never mind.
Well, fuck.
All right, let's go this way.
You probably have to find a book with the answer.
Yeah, something like that.
Let me see what this is.
Meet this guy at the infantry.
There's a lot of these little quests and shit around here, too
It really is there's a whole lot. I
Gotta click on these people
What is it some sort of icon
Oh
I gotta go through this and open it up this way
Azeroth literally is flat though. Yeah a little bit
Is that a vessel from the original raft?
No, um, I didn't get invincible until Cataclysm.
Uh, I got Cataclysm, so basically I got invincible in Cataclysm, and then I, uh, I didn't really
master loot it to myself.
I, I did something kinda weird, right?
Where it was like so, we did a GDKP for invincible, but then when I ran out of money,
I ended the bidding
Like I made the trade really fast before somebody could know and then that's what happened
Mm-hmm, and then somebody offered a bunch of money, but by then it didn't matter
It's called stealing. No, I wouldn't say it was stealing. I don't think that's really what happened
Wait, I thought I just got the teddy bear
What the fuck
Quest okay, there it is. All right. We're good
And we got there's damn there's a lot of quests in this area. Holy fuck
Yeah, there's a whole lot of this
You see what happened. He's borrowing and indefinitely. Yeah kids annoying. I know
Let's see. I guess I gotta kill these guys
Yeah, I gotta get them done
Let's see. I got my talents in too. Okay. Yeah, we're good
And as McCollum already 80, I don't know. I like I'm waiting to see
Coboss slain damn I got to get 300 500 of these fucking things. That's a lot
How do you like it so far the expansion?
Is decent
Like I would say that it's basically it is basically a wow expansion really
Like it's really just that simple like it if you like the previous expansions
You'll like this expansion if you didn't like the previous expansions you probably won't like this one either
Like this is
It's like like I feel like wow is in a position now where like it's such a known entity, right?
like everybody knows what to expect out of a wow expansion people know what to expect like out of the game and
so now like
there's not the same type of a
Like I don't think that like there's as many like possibilities nowadays than then like what there used to be
Cuz like back in the day like it's like you never really knew what you were gonna get with an expansion
And I do feel like ever since Legion there is a
It's kind of like very much
Formulae right is like you're gonna get the same thing every time they're afraid of experiments
Yeah, yeah, I mean maybe to an extent. I mean you could say that
I mean not always but I do think that they're probably more afraid of experiments than they were before
For all these cock suckers here. Hopefully I can aggro them. They haven't come up to me too
Just get all these guys
Yeah, there we go
Yeah, is that basically the more mobs I aggro like it's just like the more damage I do
so I can just it's like if I'm gonna kill one mob I might as well just kill like
every single mob in the game like a prot warriors fucking insane like that's
why I play it game has been good in 10 plus years I don't know about that right
I mean I feel like again it's a dragon flight is it definitely kind of dampened
a lot of I think the mood that people have with the game because what is this
up here okay um uh it was like kind of like let me think of a way to put it like it was very
it didn't really feel like wow i guess like i i think that's like the best way to say it
and it's like at least for like a a person who's been playing
a like old wow from like a long time ago uh it definitely doesn't have that same kind of vibe
I, 90% of Twitch Chess hates, it's a lot of hate while.
No, I watched, I read the YouTube comments
of like the video and like people were, excuse me.
People were very negative about the game.
They're very unhappy about it.
And I just, like I can see why.
I think that at this point, a lot of people
are kind of just fed up with like the way the game is.
And so, there's not really a whole lot that they're going,
there's nothing left for me here.
What is this?
It's a little kid.
Got a little kid says that.
The fuck?
Okay.
Anyway,
Zatath feet though?
Like again, like any,
I know that people make Coomer stuff
seem like it's a big deal.
Like, I'm gonna be real.
Like, I'm not really about that Coomer shit.
Like, I think it's funny.
And I think like in games, like it's good in a way,
but I'm really not like a,
like that's not really a thing
that I make decisions off of, right?
Like it's just something that like for me,
I think it's good in games to have,
wait, there's a chest, it's a lock.
Wait, how do I open the chest then?
There's a clue?
Well, how the fuck am I supposed to know
what the clue to open the chest is
if I can't even open the chest?
Motherfucking piece of shit.
How do I do it? Is it rock?
Fuck.
It's a bonus.
Having kind of cultivated audience that dislikes wow.
How do you even praise him out for us two years to be way less of those comments?
I think that I try to give whatever I consider to be as
reasonable and fair of feedback that I possibly can.
And obviously like everybody's gonna have like a different definition of that
Some people are gonna be like oh, no you don't like you should talk about it this way or whatever
but like for me
Like I try to think about it from the perspective of like I
Want to be able to do it and like think about it and play it. Where's McConnell? I'm waiting on him
He's he's online. I sent him a couple invites. I'm just waiting on to accept and I joined discord and shit
And so like if he's gonna come in and play then good if not, then I'll just keep farming, right?
That's it according to leech charts while still very popular
Yeah, but I wouldn't really put a lot of stock into that honestly. I really wouldn't
I feel like I don't need to kill these it's like the things that are above me. I'm pretty sure
Yeah, yeah, it's these fuck-ass boys here
But yeah anyway
like I
I just don't really know like whether I would trust a lot of that stuff and
Also, it's hard really for me to know like how much of it is a
Like I think for example now like what wow does a great job of now is
It does a great job making sure that the people that are like
Like core wild players are happy and
I think that wow doesn't really do as good of a job as it used to with like kind of making that circle bigger
but there could be a case where it's like at this point they feel like that's it, right?
Like that's as big as the circle is gonna get and now it's like, you know, let's double down on our fans
Let's make it to where like, you know, we have the people that like our game and we're gonna make content for them and only for them
And that's it and like I can respect that right. I understand that I think that makes sense and so
So, for me, like, as somebody who's like, not really a big fan of like, I guess you'd
say like, New Wow, like it's going to be hard for me to be like, oh yeah, this is what I
want the game to be like, right?
Because it's kind of not.
But also like, you know, they also have the right in a way to, to change their,
to change their audience.
Oh, there he is.
He's in.
Okay.
right to do that and make content for a different group of people.
So yeah, Gantz been around for 20 years, yeah, it's like, because they can't just always
rely on the same people playing.
I gotta kill, I guess, one more of these cocksuckers, yeah, maybe two more of these
cocksuckers.
Easy, that would take a sequel, yeah, I think so too.
Let me see how much of the campaign he did.
Umm...
Uh... how much of the campaign did you do?
Cause I'm trying to see like if I should just keep farming the campaign or wait for him or like we're gonna do that, I don't know.
Jesus, there's a lot of quests here. Holy fuck!
Damn! Level 80 already!
be prepared god damn holy shit all of it okay I got a farm then I gotta I gotta
catch up I was using a sword from sanctum brother source so fucking good
this is the castle in the after you set to all right all right let me get I got
to get started on it then my net was bad and I was worried I get it let me
get started so where the fuck do I go the final front it's this one here
Let's go
Yeah, I'm gonna farm and get caught up because like yeah, no his his internet's been fucked up like crazy
So I'm not surprised
You're 76 yeah, I don't think if souls like to prove most players want mature content. I think that um
It is about mature content and I think that it's about like a
I don't know like there's a lot which which wild expansion gave while its current graphics look Legion
Like there were three big wow expansions that like changed the game like
Actually to cataclysm and Legion
Those were the two big ones
Wod Wod didn't change the game. Wod was just more if Wod was just less of cat a
Okay, here we go. Let's talk to this bitch. I have the lights read out
okay let's get the fuck over there let's go on over they
wad completely changed the character models and updated the art style yeah but i feel like
legion was like i feel like wow one was like vanilla to to wrath wow two was kata to legion
or kata to wad and then wow three like we're in wow three right now like that's that's that's
That's the way I feel.
Where is it?
Maybe it's up here.
Oh, it's got to be up here.
Yeah, it's 100% up here.
Wait, is it?
The fuck?
Oh, I guess I have to get on this boat, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
OK.
We must buy the villagers time before the reckoning can launch.
All right, let's get this ship done.
We've got to save them.
Let's go.
So Slade9Gale now and I love this vlog.
Yeah, no, it looks badass.
Is that a boat?
Yeah.
Question was about the look of the game.
Yeah, no, the visuals of the game look great, right?
I mean, the visuals I think are amazing.
But at least in some cases, right?
I think that there was like a certain degree
of like Frazetta-esque like sharpness
that I wish the game had more of, you know?
Like I think that it does have like
kind of a soft vibe to it in some cases, but not all cases.
But again, like I'm very much like,
I like like hardcore dark fantasy stuff, you know?
Like I'm not really much into, like,
and if I do like the non-dark fantasy stuff,
it's like the super, you know,
like the like Tolkien like level stuff, right?
I don't like the in between
where it's just like kind of soft modern.
Like that's what I'm not really a fan of.
Like I feel like the Witcher TV show
is kind of like soft modern.
Like where it's like a fantasy universe with all the,
with like all the values of like traditional
like 21st century Western culture.
I find that to be like very boring.
And it like, it doesn't feel like escapism to me.
Disney shit, yeah.
Something like that.
Isn't that what WoW is?
I think it wasn't like it used to not be right. I mean I could get out the Warcraft 2, you know,
you know, the fan art and everything made by Metz and but I don't think it'll I don't think it'll be
soon until they're able to like really kind of read, like redefine that version and that vibe of the game.
You know, like it'll take it'll take a long time for them to get there. Do you read books? No, not really.
The reason why I don't read books is because I think that like I don't like I think they take too long
Like I only read for information like I just want to know what happens and then know how something happens
So like when I usually read I feel like there's a lot of words that like don't need to be there
if that makes sense all right we turn these two things in what's this now
rise of the reckoning or the reckoning and slay 150 cock suckers okay let's
kill some cock suckers who cares where and the one is let them die let them die
man this man excuse me calm and a bro that's supposed to be the king is like
oh my god use fair and ability to fill an area with holy flame okay okay so I'll
just use that that seems way better than the spears it's kind of cool how it
those like the AoE damage what's this hilarious abilities to pull enemies
together okay okay that's kind of cool move your view around to see more
ships can I just do this yeah I feel like this is really not that hard to do
damage is the same like 700k yeah I mean the numbers to me like I really
I could not give less of a fuck about that, like it's,
like that to me is like always,
like I like the big numbers, I do like after a while,
like for a while I thought I didn't like it
until I played Lost Ark and then I was like,
actually it doesn't really matter.
Cause like I feel like it would be cringe
if they did a stat squish in the middle
of like an arc like this,
because it feels like your character's supposed to be
getting like more powerful to fight like some sort of,
you know, important, uh, like boss.
So like if you, if you feel like you're not becoming more powerful to fight this,
like, you know, eldritch, like being, it would feel weird, right?
Cause like, it's like, how did we go from like one expansion,
like some expansions that makes sense, right?
Like legion, stat squish kind of made sense because it was like,
you had artifact weapons and everything.
But like with this, I just can't really see that happen.
Drain artifacts. Yeah
What the fuck is this?
Yeah, I can't reach these guys
Anduin acts so much more concerned with himself and his feelings than his kingdom
Yeah, that's why I said like Anduin is like the pinnacle heroic character for new males, you know
It's like where their feelings and how things make them feel are more important than helping and protecting people that put their
Their like responsibility and like lives in their hand
like he is the quintessential new male right where it's like it's not about
duty or honor or responsibility it's about how this makes me feel and like you
know my experience where it's like well what about their experience where like
their lives are like arguably worse because of you and it's like well that's
not that's not part of the story and like that's just that that's my
opinion you know everybody says it's PTSD like I don't want to look at some new
PTSD it's it's like that's cringe like I don't want to see that it's just
depressing let's get into one finally all right let's save him see winning of
course I'm winning I'm always winning okay let's go
oooh, oooh
fucking kill em
alright
just shoot em
nice
so there's like an elf or some shit
they like some kind of elf
this is avatar
oh I thought I was about to die
uh, fine farer in, okay I gotta kill this I guess
okay, uh, now what, what, what's you want?
how will fall?
okay, uh, I gotta move away
812 wounded people okay talk to a larry a two what's up bitch I
Guess I'll talk to this guy too like fatty was fatty one. He has to be down there. Yo fatty
Yeah
Straight from golden Corral
Let's jump down
Okay, and aid this
Straight from McDonald's. Yeah
It's weird how they have the this thing. I can't wait till I get the 500 of that
So it does quits telling me that I have to like keep doing it
What's this? What's the best thing a golden corral the mashed potatoes?
I love golden corral and people that think that they're too good for golden corral are losers
That's just the way it is
Like golden corral is an amazing place. It's basically like
You know like you have the seven wonders of the world
There's like one one like there's the seven wonders of America
Nuclear bombs McDonald's golden Corral Walmart
Cost no, no, I don't think Costco like
Yeah, I think there's four at least right but Golden Corral should be there
Yeah
Golden Crow is too good for me. I'm not worthy. It's too expensive. That's the problem
It's like so like that's why I need to we need to elect RFK is because like if we
get like less fat people, what's gonna end up happening is like golden corral won't be as expensive
because you won't need to because like the problem is like you go to golden corral
and everybody there is fat and they just can't stop eating food and so they have to make the
prices of the buffet really high because like they need to offset all of the hogs coming to
the feeding trough but like if you had a situation where like not everybody was fat
you wouldn't be able to get like a $10 buffet because people would just get two plates of food
You know like that's what happens and so
No, no, no like as you think about like this is the ecosystem of how this happens
What I have to do scrap of the weather relic. Okay, let's go get this
And what's this music is music gonna be anxiety?
oh
It's a sheet of paper, okay
Thank God I got that I was worried I wouldn't get it. Oh
We got webbed up with the boat the boats. Oh shit
That's bad
Where's the thing what I lose? I guess I killed these guys. I'll help and kill these
Can't back RFK because he dropped out. He's back in Trump. No, I know I saw it. I saw it. I watch a lot
I think that I
Think that if more candidates were willing to do what RFK did you wouldn't see as much corruption in the political parties
Because like he basically went with a nuclear option, right?
Like if you had more people that were willing to do crazy shit you would have less people that would be willing to fuck with you
Right facts. Yeah
So like and I'm not saying like I think he's right about everything or some shit, right?
I'm not saying that but like what I'm saying is that that kind of stuff is uh, I don't know
What I'm having you to do this. I probably should just do the campaign, right?
Um, I killed this bitch
Like I killed the Ruby ins I already did that
Bleach bones this is up
It's always hard to know like where things are
Maybe it's like inside
It's no it's up, right? Like there's no way like who's it at?
I ran past it twice, oh that damn I didn't even see it lit up
Fuck
Okay, never mind
Yeah, we got it. We good. We good. We get
Finished campaign only ended up a little 75. Well, I'll finish the campaign like and then I just hit 80 real quick
Right. I mean like his leveling is easy
Like I'm not even worried about that
like I'm just trying to get this shit done and then I'm gonna just as soon as
I finish that up then I'll be I'll be pretty what the fuck a web mine
campaign was underwhelming again well I'm gonna finish it before I get my
thoughts yeah I want to finish the campaign no okay the breathing pit
Let's go jump into the breathing pit
All right, let's go here this area looks cool
Ooh, I can jump into this. That's what I got if I die. I'm gonna be so mad. I
Didn't okay, but there's a poison and shit
Okay
Chin the chonga all right friends in low places
All right, let's get this done work to cleanse the pit for not so vile. Let's go
All right, let's get this done people are complaining about the campaign, but it's not over yet because lots behind renown
You shouldn't expect people to like but they're gonna be complaining about it based off of what they see right?
I mean obviously it's not finished yet, but like I
I feel like very few shows like like very few stories are unsatisfying until the end
Like can you guys think of a story that's like that because I feel like many stories like are
Like they're good the whole way through
Yeah, it's like I don't know like this logic that like you like you have to wait till it's over in order to have an opinion about it
Like, I don't think that's really the way it works.
Gamma thrones?
I feel like that's the opposite, right?
Yeah.
Legion?
No, I thought Legion was badass every single way through.
Yeah, like, that was cool all the way through.
I don't agree with that at all.
Oh, we got a fat bitch over here.
We gotta kill him.
Gonna make sure I aggro all these.
I feel like my damage has gone up a lot.
Like, I haven't really even recognized, like, how much damage, how much extra damage
I'm doing here. Why is Alliance always get the trash leaders post-variant?
I mean like what does Horde get like I mean y'all got Sylvanas like that shit was crazy that bitch was crazy
So like I'm not
Like I mean definitely I'd rather have Sylvanas than Anduin, but like that's like I mean that's not very impressive is it?
Okay, I guess we got to find these extractors
I don't know how
This is fear the old blood isn't that from
I think it is
And how the fuck do I get around in here?
She was cool during BFA
Now Sylvanas was cool and like cataclysm like she was really cool back then
But then I think that they tried too hard to like make her
Like I think actually here's really what I think happened
I think that they had a plot line for Sylvanas
but the people that had the plot line got fired from the company because of
like the sexual harassment stuff and so they didn't know what to do with the
character. So it's like you got half of the story and then you kind of had to
like finish up the second half. Like it was like that picture of a horse where
like the first half of the horse is like drawn really well and the second half
isn't that is a joke. Like it's like you know stick figure. I think that's
kind of what happened. That'd be hilarious is true. No no I really think
that's what happened because like one of the guys um his name is like a alex
aphrosia be okay so do I turn in back to her it says I go back up right okay I
guess I go out all right let's go this one you have a sexual harassment
stuff wasn't like lesion right no no it was in the middle of like BFA was like
But like the idea was like he was the guy that pushed the idea of like some honest brain down the tree
That's what they said
The guy that self-inserted himself as an Thanos. Yeah, he got fired they got rid of him
And also like that guy like
Like I think that he definitely did get kind of like scapegoated a lot
But at the same time like
he
Would what turn the shit in or not like
There we go
That's a big dick ring
Haste mastery or crit haste. I didn't want to go crit haste. I don't know what the fuck I'm doing
Let's see this here
Alone in the dark
Okay, let's go this one
Oh
I already had a good ring. I'm gonna get crit verse instead even though this is a higher item level. I feel like crit verse is better. Oh
Verse master is even better
His master increases attack powers attack. I do think I'll probably try to get um, you know
If I still play like I'll probably try to get like keystone master in the first tier
I don't think I want to do the mythic raid though
Like um, oh there it is
It's just like I feel like mythic raids are too hard to be fun for stream content like uh
This looks nice what I was telling you about framing
This is clean very clean
So you follow your path and I will follow mine.
You have survived so far.
Keep doing so.
I hope we meet again.
OK.
All right.
What we got turned this shit in at?
We got to talk to this little loser here?
Spindle.
Dang!
What the hell you want, bitch?
We'll walk away again.
Was this Aljol Neroob supposed to be meant in wrath?
Yeah, I think so.
follow spend all right let's hear oh shit he going he going real quick our team
always goes through the music I think the art team is good but I think it's too
cutesy in a lot of cases like when's the last time like some crazy should
happen like I like I think that honestly like the cinema like even the
Diablo four cinematics are like
Like they're good
but
It's like I went back and I looked at the Diablo two cinematics
Man, that was something special
What I got to do is weaver's pile. Oh
I got a
Shit no interruptions on ascension day. This guy's only got 800k health. I'll kill him
yellow forfeit feels like fake brutality and people do want to replicate
brutality it's hard to say right I mean I think I can general like I'm just a I'm
the kind of guy that like I I really like I really like stories that are but
I like but I like stories that are like they have like very great characters
And they have characters that are like evil but charismatic like to me those are the most interesting stories
Scary on okay, we're gonna keep scurrying
nest egg
Where's the egg? Oh, I bet the nest is probably underground right because they're like spiders and shit
Yeah, yeah, yeah, no my okay, so where we go?
Okay, so these are like the good norubians
Oh
Okay
Okay
you rise yourself with your surroundings and no doubt you have questions for me as well.
Oh listen what you're saying. Okay.
Step into my parlor, but now my beloved queen is dead and her daughter has been led astray by a so-called harbinger.
I will not allow this creature to use serve our great kingdom for her own ends, but I cannot stop her alone.
uh-oh
The Ascended
I thought said on erect
might from within. I'll be watching the Queen's abilities. Even if we do not engage the harbinger
directly, the more subtle approach will prove equally as difficult. What I need is an ally in
Ancerek's inner circle, someone who can come and go without suspicion. The genocides of the
burrows speak of a vizier, some man of patriot who works from within the Queen's walls.
He would do nicely if only I knew his identity.
Okay, so we gotta dock some guy.
Alright, so we did all that.
Do we turn this in now?
Okay, good.
And we gotta go get this thing done.
So, I see him.
We would use Psychonic Characters to the level of Cobalt and Elwynn Forest.
The quality and narration.
Funny argument I read.
The plot's written by some fetishes for elf girls that no one should touch in the game
Because he thinks that they're his girls.
I don't think that's true, but I think it's funny that people think it is true.
I do. I think it's funny.
What's this here? It's a blacksmithing? Okay.
Yeah, it's funny.
But yeah, oh yeah, about that guy, that Steve DeNuzer guy.
This dude was like a total...
Like this is what I said before right about like the way the game looks look at this. This is this is nice, bro
You got different architecture for like each different area
Like obviously like food that spiders would eat shit like this. I don't know what a spider would do on a bed
Music's great. Love the music. I'm very big fan. Oh
shit
That's a mailbox
It looks like a can of Raid.
Okay, any delve on any difficulty.
Okay, I guess we'll do that.
It's an end for other races as well, hence the bet.
Oh, true, true, true.
That's a good point.
So yeah, Denuzer was the one that removed Garrosh's voice line.
Yeah, but they got rid of him and they didn't keep the voice line.
So I'm not going to hear that.
I'm not about to hear that shit at all.
Weavers gift located okay let's go this one.
Oh shoot.
Yeah they could then they could put it back in.
But they don't put it back in.
So obviously like there's people there that agree with it.
Hard to put it back now.
No it's not, you just do it.
Ooh that's a big boy.
Yeah it's easy.
What do you mean?
I don't know.
Okay.
Rations and revelations.
Hand off the revelations.
Okay.
I guess I'll just pick these up too while I'm here.
Damn, they got a lot of quests in this area.
Why, this is a crazy amount of quests.
Holy fuck.
God damn.
Okay.
Let's see, next one.
Okay.
They even doubled down on Ruby and Classic Cata?
Yeah.
See, you're right, Chatscoping.
Yeah, no.
Cause here's the thing, right?
It's like Sylvanas is a bitch
Everybody knows it
We all know she a bitch
Absolutely. She a fucking bitch like what do you mean like if you ask Sylvanas she would say she's a bitch
She knows she's a bitch
The only person who says that she's not a bitch is a fucking sim
Yeah
What are we talking about?
Garrosh agrees, yeah.
Okay.
Oh.
Mmm
Get him out of here
No, oh all right
Okay
Kill these cocksuckers and get these things. All right, let's go
something for this weevur so she'll give me an antidote let's see how do I
being alive how do I fucking I don't know how the fuck yeah I have no idea I
forgot his aggro all these kill him some Disney shit right there you think so I
guess we'll find out they need to bring Flynn back from BFA I think he's all
Like he's a he's a decent character. I don't mind him. He's not a he's not annoying. I
Think that's it. Oh, it's up there. Oh
Man, I was even paying attention
Okay, where's this fucking thing here there it is
Creative emptied vials
Gotcha, bitch. Oh, it was a rare
Where's a rare no idea what that means
Wait, where's the rare it literally just popped up. Okay, I might kill it I can kill it
Oh big dick it on him. Oh big dick it on him. You'll die at 78 when scaling catches up my man. I
will not
What are you talking about like these mobs are 78 like if I'm not dying to 78s. I'm not gonna die to 80s
Like let's be real like I'm chilling like I'm gonna I'm gonna ride this all the way to 80
He's playing tank. Yeah, I'm like aggroing like every modern area and killing everything
But what are y'all talking about? Probably coping because like your class sucks
Play tank next expansion you see you see what it's really like what it's supposed to be like
This is me awing down like I haven't over leveled at all all my gears quest gear did my health go under 99% it did not
Stop being a pussy. Oh, here's another one. This is a level 80. It's a level 80 elite. Should I try and kill it?
I'm gonna try and kill it. You know why some a fucking winner
Let's do it watch
Probably gonna die. I'm not even taking damage bro. I didn't even take damage
Oh, but then it's dead! Good night, darling! Good night!
Shut the fuck up, pussy! Fuck you.
Uh, yeah, just reflect that. Have a magic reduction.
Look at this. Brain-dead-ass game. Yeah, look at this.
Oh, wow, it's all 80 elites in 78 DPS DK. Yeah.
This is a joke. This is a joke-ass game.
I'm laughing. I'm not even looking at the mom.
Can I reflect that? I cannot.
What we get? What we get? What we get? What we get? What we get? What we get?
Damn, I didn't get nothing?
Fuck!
Uh, do I even need to be here? I do. I do. Okay, let's go here.
Ooh, it's over this way. I see it now.
When are they bringing back leveling difficulty? Never.
Never. It's not gonna happen.
I think that's like a thing, right? Because like if you...
If you don't teach people how to play the game and then...
they get all the way through the game and then they can't play it and then they
like get to the very end and then like this is what happened with me with like
revengeants right is I'm gonna be real I feel like the actually that's not even
true I just think that the way that the like mouse moves was like that that
sword cutting thing I just think the way it moves on on keyboard and mouse is
bad like I actually think other than that is the game's fine but like like if
you have a boss that's like like way way way harder like you should expect people
to like crash out on it right because like if you make a game that were like
you train people to like play at a low level because like every other boss you
think about it I beat every other boss in that game like it was nothing it
was a joke and so then I go to the last boss I can't I can't go anywhere
oh oh this big day oh this big day all right what were we thinking about we
think about a new weapon or we think about a new shield let's get a new shield
because we haven't gotten a new shield yeah let's get it I should get a new
weapon but like I think a new shield would be a good idea, especially if I'm
starting to take extra damage you know. I'm about to hit 77. Sundowner is supposed to
be a tutorial for that mechanic. Yeah but like you can't blame people for not
doing a mechanic if they don't have to. Right that's my point. It's like why
would somebody do a mechanic if they don't have to do a mechanic? Like is
like you could do the hard mechanic and make it harder or you could do the
easy mechanic and walk behind him and then you win and then you don't learn it
and like again kid take weapon uh don't do damage yeah I do I do crazy damage my
damage is great what the fuck are you talking about what this is I'm not like
one-shotting mobs I'm not McConnell like McConnell's gear is fucking insane his
damage is nuts let fly what's this oh you played season 4 you just destroy
everything I didn't the same about pairing it's just a one to Perry chain
attacks on blade wolf yeah but like that's easy like that was easy compared
to him oh shit I have an interesting delivery of a useful ooh I hit level
77 all right there we go nudge gas why don't we that is
Yeah, I'm not the vendor all my shit
New hero talent, okay your tax trigger lightning strikes more often versus shield slam deals more damage
I mean like
Revenge next you damage increase. This is single target. This is a we I feel like because I already have the other lightning strike bonuses
and so yeah like I and I think I'm getting that thunder but yeah I like I
I'm gonna just go with this okay now what do I do
apply his mark oh he's got to come on me I think yeah maybe try to second your
etry no no I haven't I figured there's no reason to can you explain the
pheromones more no I don't want him to explain that I know what it is it's
It's spider come
No, that's just what it is like. I mean
It's not my fault. I don't get mad at me like I'm just saying that's what that's what the game is
Okay, let me bend draw this shit
Then draw that yeah, we got to get rid of all this shit
It's nice how like you get the item level and shit from I'm just gonna go honestly guys
I'm just gonna go with highest item level better gear like straight up like I'm not even gonna think
about like what's best or like anything like that like stat wise I'm just gonna go like if
it's got a bigger number then it's a better item versatility like this is a bigger item yeah
Yeah, better item, bigger number, better item.
That's simple.
Yeah, I'm just gonna go like raw item level.
I just ended up, that's a leather, I don't even care about that.
The motion chart, use, okay I don't use items.
625 crit haste, I got that new shield too, that's big on me.
532, bigger item, oops, I've ended up the, ah it doesn't matter, okay.
I feel like we got rid of a lot of stuff there and that should be a lot of it in the ocean.
Okay, perfect.
Let's go.
Uh, Siege, Dominant.
We have to kill this guy?
Move X slain.
I don't know if I'm supposed to kill these guys or not.
Um, like if I got to kill him, I just kill him, right?
Oh, he's dead.
He's dead.
Okay.
I'll wait inside here then.
Stubbing and Pussy, play Prott, play Fury God.
I think Prot's really good. I'm having a lot of fun playing Prot.
I'm having the same as you as Frosty K. You don't need to be tanked.
Yeah, for sure, man. But I'm playing tank and I'm enjoying it. I'm having fun.
So I'm gonna just keep doing that.
You're right, killing these singular mobs like this does take a while.
Right? It does. But I could also just pop CDs and kill it faster.
And also, I like the idea of being able to A we shit down.
Like, to me, that's always been like, the first WoW video, the video that got me to play WoW, was the video of a mage, his name was Faxmonkey, AoE and Mob Sound.
Like, I think any game where you can do that, like, that's like such a cool power fantasy.
And I love that.
Battle Stance.
Uh, yeah, you're right, I probably should go Battle Stance.
Actually, no, Defense of Stance doesn't reduce my damage taken, or damage done anymore, so it doesn't really matter.
Okay, let's go over here. Why'd you not play mage? I did in the beginning. The reason why I stopped playing mage, I guess he spawns here.
The reason why I stopped playing mage is I played against a warrior in a battleground and it was a twinked out warrior, but like I didn't know what a twink was.
So I thought that's just the way warriors played and like so I got destroyed by a warrior and it was like
I got fucking annihilated and I was like
What like am I stupid like what's wrong with me like why am I doing this? Oh, that's a rare
After this we're gonna kill that rare
What's a twink a twink is when you have somebody that like it's a low level character that you give really good gear to
So it's like more powerful than it should be
And they getting fucked up now
Usually 20 answer this yeah, yeah, yeah, and so like 90. Yeah
Yeah, so like you'd have like the best since like you're at level 19
And so like I just couldn't do a dent in this guy's health because he was like twinked out
I was new to the game so I was also bad right and so like because of that
I went and I was like well fuck like what am I doing playing a mage this this is
like this is a bad class and so then I started I started playing warrior because
of that okay that's not it okay here we go
Oh, people should talk Brazilian practices still by early access well, of course I do I mean it's like my job, right?
That's like saying like I might beta testing a game
Like of course I'm gonna do it if people want to people want to get mad about it go ahead
But like that's just that's always what I'm gonna do
Okay, hey smash very quick mastery. He's verse. We're gonna go. He's first
I'm a big fan of versatility. I think versatility is really good
Okay, Dalaran's most distressed. Let's get it. Yeah, I don't hear it all. No, no, that's it.
Okay, and then where's that cloak I just got? This is bitch. This is bitch. People are rich,
so let's waste money. Well, I think people get mad because they feel like if you buy it,
You incentivize the practice and like then more people will do it which actually is true. It's very true
if you
We gotta wait for this bitch again. God damn um
If you're spending money on something you're voting for it
So like you're definitely right but like the way I look at it for myself is that
like I view myself as like a tester for games and so I
I want to play the game like in a way it's like you know how Jesus um Jesus like had to die for
other people's sins and so like it's kind of the same thing with me whenever you think about it right
is because like you like if i'm playing the game and uh yeah no no that this is the way it is right
if i'm playing the game and people watch me play the game and then they don't play the game
I'm effectively spending my money so they don't have to so I
Really think that I'm doing a service to everybody right? I'm trying to help everybody out and
So yeah people people gonna be like oh, it's bad. You do this or whatever, but in fact, I think it's actually good and
it's selfless and
Kind of me to do
just like everything else let me go over here I got I got to turn this one into
I guess I go inside this what's this it's off of this loser
class hello have you seen and win okay they're over here what what okay we
gotta get this here. I thought I had three quests. Alright. Oh yeah. Wait, I can't be
on a boat. Ooh. And before someone makes a shitty Twitter comment, could it appear in
South Jesus? Well, I'm just saying that's the way it is, right? It's like somebody's
gotta die on the cross. And honestly, I think the fact that I get persecuted on
Twitter so much really kind of just adds to my point yeah that's actually that's
actually a good point oh all right let's go we gotta get everybody escaped out
Shut up.
He told that bitch to kill herself.
He said, he said kill yourself.
Oh man.
Alright, let's go over here. What's this?
Man, they're gonna make them run.
You can't pull everything like that whenever you're 78.
Alright, let's find out.
Yeah, let's find out.
You know what I think is gonna happen?
I think the whole thing is gonna be easy for me
and I'm not gonna struggle at all.
Uh, at any point in the campaign, even slightly, I would be amazed if I even go under 50% health in the entire campaign.
That's what I think is gonna happen.
The most intriguing investigation. Meek Vizier, okay.
Ooh, conspiracy!
why am I here? what's this? okay um a possible drug sighting okay uh what's this?
gonna talk to this guy? campaign ends before you reach 80? that's fine then
I'll just go and do it when I'm done like I'll do the other question I'm
done I'm not I'm not worried about it what do I do arrive at the burrows
Where's the burrows?
Oh, it's Mr. Bird!
There's a Maxillocampan? Yeah.
That's the shame you play early access promoted even though you're cool against it.
It is, and I'm going to keep doing it too.
Because like my job I think is as a video game reviewer,
is that I think that me playing it early
gives insight to other people to help them to decide whether they want to play it or not.
And also like by the way, it's only a video game and I don't really care a lot about it either way
Like that's really the truth too
Yeah, I really just don't really give a shit cuz it's just a game, right?
Like am I really gonna get upset like and like care about like what am I gonna change my behavior over like a video game?
Not at all
Oh
There it is
We got and when he's safe
We almost got rid of them
Have two men apply the pheromones, okay
Yeah, this one expansions request voice I think they did a lot of it in like
Cata and then it just like kind of got more and more I think wad was a pretty
big jump and they're like Legion was too oh this bitch is mad I always thought
that it was just my quest for it while it is full again give me a minute what
going to get rid of Thalderaz's? There we go. Tazovash. We don't need Tazovash. Okay.
You don't read any of the quests? I don't really read the text. I usually just listen
to the dialogue. I feel like most of the quest text is just kind of like noise. That's
what I've like. That's been my experience. It's like primarily that's what happens
like filler but I'll listen to the dialogue and like what happened can I go
into this oh oh I didn't wait what the fuck was I supposed to do that like it's
this 300 yards so probably not no okay let me go back up to this there's
something I have to go all the way up here there's no way why does it say I
have to go up here now it says 700 it's confusing what's this game story worse
than Hawkeye Starrail you think it's worse than Hawkeye Starrail I don't
know about that oh we got a bad boy on me something's not quite right this is
level 82 the Raticator is marking you for ejection from the city why I gotta
kill all these guys okay you can't hang with us what the fuck son of a bitch it's
middle school all over again okay let's try this again so I recognize now what
I'm supposed to do okay because I usually don't read or think about
Anything
Oh
Well, oh
Who's this weird-ass bitch?
Pet battle master these guys look really cool
Yeah, I like I like the way they look a lot
Okay, let's go the next one and who's this guy?
Discover the cuisine stalls. Okay good and
Like a spider on a wall attempt to meet Marieke. Who's Marieke? Oh, he's probably over here
There's yet
Okay, I guess maybe I disabled this too
That's probably disabled one more right
I might do it
Uh, fuck.
Oh, that's a Dell! No wonder I couldn't fucking figure out how it works.
Damn, I wasn't reading shit!
Okay, let's get this.
See ya, bitch!
Okay, let's go back here.
Ooh.
No, that's not it.
Let's over here, I see.
Let's talk to Anduin.
learn about on Zurich that's all okay we've observed enough yeah we are kill
them all I'm right with our
renewed strength our kingdom shall be reborn feel the voice influence upon her
I guess I would happen to trump.
Okay.
Is she dumb?
Yeah, she's dumb.
Uh, defeat.
Damn.
No wonder Tarellian thinks she's a crazy bitch.
God damn no wonder trawling and think she's a crazy bitch
Yeah
Yeah, no wonder I don't blame him man like damn
Chill the fuck out
All right, they're all dead. That's easy
The hot ones usually are
Yeah, I guess so
Didn't you say yesterday white them crazy? No, I
Know I never said that I literally never fucking said that
Absolutely not. I did not say that. Not a fucking chance.
Okay, I'm gonna go through. I'm gonna just walk right through this shit. That's how winners win right there. You see that?
Silk song.
Damn that does a lot of damage now.
Uh oh, I'll say that um, I think the meta of like elves, like especially like these
like ancient elves like warlords, like I remember they did this with Tyrande in uh
in Wod, not Wod in Missa Pandaria.
Being like irrational and dumb is like I think it's silly because like Tyrande is
like a she's like a priestess of the new like she not like she not supposed to be
stupid and like irrational same with Jaina yeah but Jaina it's just like some
crazy bitch right Jaina's everything I'm getting in I'm sure it's like yeah you
try to talk a crazy girl out of being crazy that's what's gonna work for sure
Yeah, you're just gonna talk him out of it you fucking idiot fucking moron
And fixer has an arm from Sylvanas. Yeah
Yeah, you couldn't fix your sister. You can't fix her either
Okay
You pretty easy like I feel like I'm killing these real quick even as a tank. This is jump
My fliers are dead.
You're a jump. Okay. I lost you. All right fine jumping it is. Thank God
Seeing you. Thank God
You pretend not to be you're the only one to hear
Am I?
You've slain hundreds to find me
Really all is it just your nature to destroy grace of you?
Why does she even do that for?
Okay, so I guess we go turn this in.
Now what?
But alive.
Let's get to shore.
We will find Xalatar.
Just...
Okay, let's see.
So we got a necklace.
Versed mastery.
Ooh, that's a big neck. Big neck.
Okay.
That's a big neck.
Huge neck. Let's go.
I'm gonna come out of the mouth, looks amazing.
Yeah, I like the, uh, I like the, the armor.
Looks okay.
Alright, so now what?
Okay.
Let's see, Vizier's Commendation, alright.
Uniting several threads.
Okay, let's do that.
Alright, Shadecaster activated.
And then I do this one too.
Speak to the Weaver.
Alright, let's do it.
Supposing of Salatath are people like this story so far. How would you rank this story one at a time?
Yeah
What would you guys rate the story?
No
The bitch is crazy.
Okay.
Alright, so that's done.
Now what?
Let's go.
Meet with Mora Thoroson.
Okay.
Oh, oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Does this finish the campaign for me?
Let me see if it does.
When does late access start?
In a few days.
You mean poor access?
Is that what you're trying to say?
Like a broke boy access.
that don't want to waste $40 access? Yeah. Peasant access? Yeah. The game's already been
discovered access. Good to see you back. There we go. Adventure mode. Okay. Speak to
Faerun and Lothar. Okay. I mean I guess I should probably just keep doing more of
this. Okay. There's still much we need to do in Kazalgar. Okay, let's go do that.
Because I probably should just keep completing these.
Okay.
I still get quests, right, or experience for this show?
Okay, good.
So then, let me make sure I finish this, right?
Reach level 80.
Okay, alright, so now I need to get level 80.
So I think the fastest way for me to get level 80 is to get to, um, you know what
I want to try and do?
I want to try and do a dungeon solo with only followers.
I want to try and do a solo dungeon and see what happens.
Yeah, I'm going to try it here.
I'll re-invite McConnell once I get 80 followers are easy.
No, I want to know what it's like.
OK, so how do I do it?
I do dungeon finder, follower dungeon.
On Kara City of Echoes, I never did this.
So I just click on this, I'm good.
They're piss easy.
Okay, let me see.
All right, this is one of the new dungeons.
Okay, let's keep going.
So we'll pull all this.
And what if we just pull the boss too at the same time?
What happens if I do all this?
Can I survive?
So I can.
Easy, holy.
This is nuts.
Bro, we're big dicking it.
This is insane.
And they're healing me to- am I getting healed?
Oh my god.
No EXP.
Wait, let me check.
I'm at 196k.
Oh, let me aggro them too.
Okay, here we go.
I'm 170.
I feel like...
It's better for me to do the quests.
I feel like I should just go do quests.
Like, I'll do the other dungeons since I haven't done it before.
But then after that, I want to do the quest. I feel like that's a better way to do it
Delve quest give a lot. Oh, you guys should do the delve quest. Oh
That'd be a good idea
one shrill voice remains
Okay, let's kill this thing. I was getting half a level of dungeon
Okay, well, maybe I'll get more from the bosses because these are all like trash mobs and shit too
So keep that in mind
Yeah, some of this damage is nuts
Okay, so what do I do here mr. Spider? What do you want? What's he doing? What's he mad for? Oh?
Oh, I'm a battle shadow wait, he's already 70%
He's half health
What the hell?
We're gonna have to damage by on the tank. Yeah, of course
Wow
That's crazy
Damn
These don't stack do they?
Okay, they don't all right good
Well, I guess if they don't stack I might as well just pull everything right I
Want to see how much I can pull before I die
Cuz like so far I haven't I haven't been able to die. I don't think I can do it
I'm really close by I'm here to do it
Nope, it's close
That was really close. I think if they didn't if they had run back with me that they would have we would have killed it
yeah why I can stay alive for a bit man like this this shit where they said
there was a tank nerf I'm not feeling it at all yeah that's nuts you focus on
killing one one at a time no no you're right because of the because the victory
rush I just thought that like my AoE damage would do that passively I
wouldn't have to worry about it it turns out that just that just wasn't
true yeah like look at this damage bro like these guys are stacked god damn
you shield charge I think honestly I was just like so far behind it like wouldn't
even matter and also like by the way I'm out of practice I bet if I was better I
probably would have been able to survive that I'm just out of practice pull
these guys this is just a single-player game now yeah yeah nobody plays nobody
plays with their friends anymore it while all MMOs are single-player now
I feel like these people take a lot of unnecessary damage though like they stand in ship. They shouldn't be standing in
All right, what about I think I can pull all these right should be fine
Just like real players. Yeah. Yeah, exactly like they make them stupid so it feels realistic exactly
No, honestly like the trust system that they have with this is actually pretty good
Like obviously I'm playing like I'm trying to like I'm trying to limit test it
You know you can see right obviously and so
Man!
Yeah, these characters are actually pretty strong.
Uh, what am I supposed to do? Like, do I- can I jump down here?
Oh, I gotta go around. Okay.
Ohhhhh! I went the wrong way.
Oh, I didn't even realize that.
Okay.
Damn.
Yeah, put a skull and see if they react to it.
What, if they don't, then they'd be like actual real players then, right?
I remember it was like a skull was killed first X was killed second star was staffed moon was sheep
Purple was fear or seduce
Orange was oh no no blue was trapped
Man what am I not thinking of
Yeah, orange moon is the circle CC put moon green
worry, how do I get over there?
um, did the door open?
um, maybe there's something I need to do.
I need to kill all the mobs.
Let's find out.
Okay.
So everything is dead.
I bet there's something that this character does.
It doesn't.
Okay.
Ooh, 1492.
I'm almost done.
1495.
1995
There's a doorway. I passed. Oh, I didn't think it'd be that simple like damn. Okay
Wow, all right
Great. Let's go
The dungeon looks good
How good's war within so far
decent
Nice, I finally finished that fucking quest
Okay, let's go losers. Let's go you fucking losers. Let's do it
Okay, you probably got a bunch of ads then right?
Let's not hit the tornado
Nothing really wait boss is already at half health
Burrow charge
Is this like a new barack or a new brocon? I mean he's got a hundred energy. Does that matter?
trap you with an eye of the storm that's crazy okay cool all right so literally
nothing dropped because the boss I'm only one person that's super cool okay
next blood overseer that's cool y'all want to see if we can do another big
pull again because now I think they don't have like that AOE shit let's see
We can do it. Oh, I can't mount.
My people thrived under the guidance of the Black Empire.
Everest refused to reclaim that glory.
But no more.
I got loot when I did it.
Yeah, well, they don't want me to get loot, bro.
They don't want to see me win.
I'm rooted. Why am I rooted?
Massive slam. That sounds bad.
I'm stunned.
Okay, I guess I just have to pop this.
It's like a little mini boss kind of.
yeah so it's like you eat like the ads take a lot of damage the guys on the
side fucking y'all up I don't even know what those are yeah I don't think there
are any guys on the side oh damn blood overseas here's about that yeah give a
fuck about that bitch he's like he's all the way over there damn we are taking
a lot of damage this healer sucks bro can you vote kick them you can't that's
too bad okay all right so I'm assuming you probably got to walk in
No, so these things just run around randomly and if you kill them they'll like drop a void pool
Maybe it's like one of the situations where it's like this. Yeah, I
Played this game a lot. Okay, uh
Got it
We got a chess piece
Bro like we didn't get shit for levels out of this. This is a joke
Oh, this is just, I ain't getting nothing out of this.
I'm halfway through.
I'm still 77.
You got loot?
Who cares?
I got level 78 loot.
Get, bro, I'm gonna get away from these losers, bro.
Like, try soloing a normal dungeon.
What do you mean a normal dungeon?
I thought those were normal dungeons, was it not?
Like, ooh, Allied Race, nice.
Okay. Regular dungeon better? Wait what are you talking about? A regular dungeon? This
is the same dungeon. Follower dungeons are easier than normals? Why? Were they for like
retards or something like that? Cause they're NPCs? Yeah but like players that's the same
thing as a player? I mean what's the difference? I mean I'm not really seeing it. Yeah I'm
I'm just, I'm just, you know, I'm just being me, right?
Line workers, or they're gonna try and make a union?
We gotta kill them before they do that.
68K bonus experience.
I don't wanna spam dungeons, that's boring.
I'm just gonna do the quests.
Because if I do the quests, then I complete the,
if I do the quests, then I can do everything else.
And then I also don't have to worry
about doing it later on.
I feel like that's just, that's a smart thing to do.
Rep? Yeah, you get rep and everything like that too.
True, yeah.
It's like spamming dungeons.
Like that shit's so, like, it's so boring, bro.
Like, is there a difficulty level up to it?
It's follower normal.
Like, I don't know.
I just like, I just wanna play with myself, man.
That's all.
Okay, let's pick this quest up.
It's brain dead, yeah.
Here in Channing, what do I have to do?
I'll enchant my gear.
Um, find all tricks, just contrast wise, okay.
Uh, I guess I'll go do this.
Yeah, I'mma just knock these out.
I'mma just get to work, man.
Do every single fuck on one of these.
What is your command?
Five hundred, five hundred, ooh!
Ooh!
We got ourselves a new set.
Damn, you know what all these look like?
Shit.
They all look like shit.
Let's go do it. Let's talk to her at the council ward.
This is my favorite zone, by the way. I like this zone the most.
It's like, that's like my favorite. Like one of my favorite old zones is like Lock Madawn.
I like like the smaller and scope vibe of it, even though I like the Arathor zone a lot too.
I feel like I enjoyed this one more.
It feels more...
Howlfall? No, I get that. I can see why people like that one the most.
I think it's fair. I wouldn't be surprised that people would like that one the most.
What's the next mount off? I don't know, like, the next mount off, like, you know, I would do, I would farm mounts, but I feel like
there's so many mounts in the game now where it's just like, the way that you get a lot of the mounts is you just have to do the same thing like a hundred times.
And I wish that mounts were like achievable by like some type of activity that was interesting
Rather than just like the same activity
You know like and and that's just the way that I feel
God he's giving up. Yeah, of course I gave up
Wait, is that bad?
Yeah, I thought her casual. I am a casual
absolutely
Yeah, like
But 100% man like I'm trying to just enjoy myself and
It's a fucking game. Yeah, it's a game like
I'm just saying like that's kind of the that's the way that I see it
I feel like too many MMO players treat playing MMOs like it's a
Like it's some sort of like test of valor something like that, right?
Or it's like I get that people like it, but um
I have calibrations.
I have calibrations.
My directive has been moved.
My directive has been moved.
My directive has been moved.
No.
I'm very happy with the way that I play video games now and you know, I'm happy that I enjoy myself the way that I do and I can play things and do...
What happens if I... oh wait, I think I know what happens if I... yeah.
Okay, that's good.
Yeah, because I saw the other skeletons, I was like, wait a minute, my OCD can't complete not taking everything?
Yeah, no, I get it, I get it, I get it.
Damn, look at all this stuff. Dragon Isles Blacksmithing. What about the new one? I don't know.
Let's see if I can learn Kaz Algar. Learn some of these.
Okay, so how do I solve for Dragon Isles? There's a gear belt.
Oh, I see now. Got it. Okay.
So this is all the new stuff. Okay cool. Alright well we'll do the engineering one
too. This area looks really cool. I love the way this area looks. This is awesome.
I'm sure I learned my new my new professions too. But yeah one thing that
kind of fatigued me was that I felt like everything that I was farming in
the game was like always these like super low drop chances and stuff and
I just felt like I was getting my time wasted by the game
Because it was just like I was like farming like a 5% of a 1% and
I was asking myself. I'm like, you know, who am I doing this for and
I just didn't really I didn't really feel like I felt that it was something that oh
What's this? Oh?
I got this to get my skill up nice cool
Okay
And that that's that's how I got that one. Is that what burnt me out too? Yeah. Yeah, and like
Cuz like there's I've still got you know in a way
I still got that dog in me, right? Because like I play
Maybe I buy this like I'm assuming I have to buy this right
It's not because like in like weathering waves and like all these other games
I'll still try to a hundred percent the game, right? I'll still try to do it
But I think that like wow became like such a like cyclical and like
Like easily expectable
challenge that it kind of
It's like, you know, you climb to the top of the mountain how many times
Until it's like, okay. Well, maybe let's go to another mountain
You know what I mean?
Yeah, they need as I said bro, like you need to find a reason to get players to go and sit in the ends
That's the next thing Blizzard needs to figure out
Okay
Liquid opal so we're trying to help the earthen
Sounds boring. I don't think so at all
Yeah, I don't think so
Why sitting in and boring but we are the city outside and isn't
Right like a sitting in random areas isn't boring. Okay
Slot machines in the end. Oh, that's a good idea. Yeah
Yeah, bro, you add in Gamble that's smart
that's big good all right let's go in here all right now what
chance to chat yeah no I appreciate people that are positive like a a lot
of people I know that there's been a lot of negativity surrounding like we
got to kill this game oh we can just loot it nice I guess I'll just kill
this a lot of negativity surrounding the game but I know that there's a lot
people that just like watching the game and like everything's chill and like good and like that's
you know that that's my that's my my hope right is like you make make content for people like that
they just want to relax and enjoy the enjoy the experience and so uh you know you're always
gonna have people that are gonna try to figure out something that they wish was different but
at the end of the day uh you know you want to do what uh what you like doing
Okay. As soon as I finish all this, I actually want to just go out and do kill quests.
I'm going to go up here. Yeah, it's this guy. Okay. Yeah, a lot of these quests, like I'm
not really getting a lot of experience for them, but I figure I might as well, again,
I might as well just do it now. It's better to do it now than not do it. Easiest game
of my life. Look at that. Better play the game for us. Yeah. But I do like the
way the game looks like the visuals are pretty nice okay need to fix that bug
enter wait what's this here intermarix and confront Osborn okay there's Osborn
bad potential only fangs run to me I don't really I don't really want to
play like classic WoW
I don't want to play classic hardcore WoW
It's...
Pastry and Accepted, you may first-
Oh shit
Oh shit
Not hearing anybody out
Oh, we gotta kill him?
Let's do it
Let's kill his ass
Fuck him, man
Did a quack, give him the boot
Unfortunately, we know some more stuff
Yeah, I mean like
I thought our Dashremons were fun and hardcore but that give a shit can be annoying.
It is but it's good it's fun content right? It's not like fun uh like I'm
thinking a way to put it it's like fun it's like twitch it's like twitch
content right it's not it's not fun right it's like when I play hardcore I
I feel like I'm working, right?
Whereas like, right now I feel like I'm just playing a game
on Discord with, you know, like I don't wanna be
parasocial, right?
Like I'm just, you know, seeing on Discord
with like friends playing a game.
And so it's like normal.
And so that's at least how I see it.
And I'm like, when am I gonna get this shit done?
This Earthen Race takes a bit, huh?
I don't wanna be a slave to video games?
Yeah, yeah, exactly.
Why do I just I want to be a slave to the right game
Man, bro, like they are it finally they got me in they got me into and work now. Thank God
That's your life's already exciting. That's what you yeah. Yeah. I mean like for me. I
You know, I always have like oh never mind. I'm misunderstood
Seditious, so we gotta we gotta stop
They're trying to bring in like some civil war shit. We got to get rid of it
So you just waiting for POE to like the rest of us?
Well, I'm waiting to be able to enjoy myself playing a game, and that's really the only
thing that matters a lot to me.
And if I'm not enjoying myself playing a game, then I don't really see the purpose of doing
it.
You know?
Like, that's where I'm at.
What's the cooldown shield slam?
Shield slam?
That's actually just 45.
What's the cooldown shield slam? Shield slam? That's actually just 45.
The hallway must be protected.
Try Space Marines too? Yeah, I'm gonna play the fuck out of that. Like, that's gonna be really exciting.
Speak and be heard. Do you have a word?
Uh, where is it?
It's over here.
You changed your race and went to Horde? Why? No, I didn't. Shut up.
I've been Alliance for like fucking 20 years
But yeah, anyway, so that that's the way I see it, right with like any any of these like games or anything like that is
Like I actually want a game that I want to know life again
But I don't know if I'm really ever going to like am I ever really gonna go as hard on a game as I did with Wow and
I don't think that I ever will
like realistically I don't really think so and that's not really like POE to no
no no like you guys don't understand how hard I went on wow like you like when I
what like my like your idea of going hard on a game is like I'm gonna play
this game eight hours a day that's not that's not what we did right that's not
the way it was and so like your mop lead to Legion era was peak yeah no I was
really really into it then but it's like if I could get all that time back and
like undo it I never would I never would I don't regret anything about it
like I really had a lot of fun playing playing the game back then I really did
it was so fun and so like I don't have any sort of like negativity or like
resentment of like my investment of time it was so fun for me I remember I would
play the game with my mom too it's amazing talk to this bitch over here
farther so yeah like I remember like we would level together and I actually
really stopped leveling with my mom because she was slow and I was like you
not you're not you're not playing the game the way I want you to right but
before then like I would do that a lot mom was a druid the only reason I had
my mom play druid is just it's so she would heal me straight up but that's the
only reason why you want me to play druid I'm like I don't know but they
have like this spec called restoration and you know it can like heal
warriors and she's like what do you play I say I play a warrior must be like oh
okay I get it but like she played um like she she was in the Dungeons and
Dragons and like she would play like text adventure video games on like an IBM
computer computer right I mean like I even I found like it's funny to say but
I found like the ancient original text it was in like a binder and it was all
these like ancient maps and shit like that that you uh that you had for uh for all that I might
like photocopy it and post it online because I just think it's like really cool for like
if for no other reason than the uh you know gaming history and I even I took it to her and I
was like is this what I think it is she says yeah this is the uh this is the original text
Alright, let's go get this guy down.
People who use it for their games too.
Workout 3 and 4 had different box art.
Well, there's no 4, but I don't know if I'm supposed to do bad business.
I guess I'm just gonna go do this.
Yeah, I figure I'll just do all the town quests and then go from there.
Stewards rise.
Oh, it's in here.
Okay.
What's my column? He's already 80 so because he's done an internet problems
So I'm trying to get 80 quick and then catch up with him
That's what my thinking is
Okay, so we did everything here and so now that we did everything here. Let's go start working on
Let's go start working on these in this area here actually look let's just go do this one
We'll just do whatever is closest, right? I think that's smart. No ride depart. Oh shit
okay spam dungeons with a little level it's super fast yeah for sure oh we got to fix
the cemetery this plus sign do be kind of sad though I mean this is just the way
it is oh what do you think people say early access is not an advantage well
depends on what you define as advantage right because like whenever like so
obviously I think a better way to say it is like early access is a value that the
game has added that like where previously you had multiple tiers you had one
single tier of yeah yeah true use explosives to collapse their tunnels
Okay, where are they?
Where the bombs at?
Cobalt pickaxe, what's this?
Oh!
It's an axe! It's a 450. Oh, that's garbage, am I?
I wonder if I get it from these?
Let's see
Braun's timekeeper. Oh, oh right. I know what that is.
So I
Guess I mean candlelit big boomer. That sounds like somebody that has dynamite
like I feel like that's somebody that has dynamite yeah they're literally
throwing dynamite okay it's in your bag explosive sticks oh yeah you're right
wait no wrong one you finish Wukong no I'm gonna finish it in a couple of days
but I wanted to get this done okay so okay I even see this you gonna do the
raid yeah I do every while raid nice okay they sure do that's why we got to
kill him on there they remember I thought we did this cobalt infestation
dealt with oh shit we got to kill they ass let's just get a bunch of little
rats you finish the campaign I did pretty anti climactic murdered them and
steal their candles yeah I know that's what I just figured we do for fun right
I'm almost 78 there it is take no plunder all right let's get this done
12 invaders slain okay let's just go get 12 you guys do a we kind of that's
I like playing prop bro. I stand right in the bombs. I'm gonna stand right in all the bombs
You know what happens to my health nothing. I just get to level 78 because that's how good I am
We're gonna get this point here easy
Okay, oh
It's sundering outside
It's exciting
Okay next to to go. That's right. That's right
That means we get better gear now, too. I feel like leveling in an MMO should be hard.
Like, I think classic WoW leveling is the best leveling in any MMO that I played. Obviously,
like there's MMOs I haven't played, but I like it the most. I'm like a, honestly,
like, I'm actually like a really big classic Andy. Like, I actually think like,
unironically classic wow is a better game than like uh pretty much like all the other mms
including retail wow all right now what you take no plunder
cutting the wick the great collapse all right let's get this
oh now we gotta do it again it's like an overlap oh i see there's like a daily quest and there's
also this one the quest line you don't play any of their mose i played final fantasy 14 for like
300 hours i played a long start for a thousand hours i put a thousand hours into new world um i played
there's like one more a tower of fantasy i played that a lot i was uh like one of the
highest ranked players on the realm. I played BDO, I was in a top, like whenever I would
log on my name would be on the highest levels of the game. And so, let's see. Yeah those
are the ones I played a lot. Okay we're gonna kill, I'm just gonna kill this one instead
right now. Hairless. What's his name? That's crazy. How about that? Destiny 2 is a scam
changed my mind. I never, never really got into Destiny 2. Like, maybe I should have,
but it was just not really my thing. I need to use my cooldowns more often. And so like,
yeah, I played that a lot. I mean, basically any MMO that I played, I usually played
pretty seriously. Chill out. Damn, bitch, calm down. Ooh, who's this? Great Heister.
Great Heister just sitting here doing nothing. Lost Ark was mostly Tang. I mean, like, really?
I mean, I soloed all the Guardians level appropriate. I mean, like, I was... I mean, I wasn't
like great at Lost Ark or anything like that but like I mean like what else you
want me to do I beat all the content that was there and venture tone yeah I
hundred percent of every adventure tome I had like the golden horse like you can
you could get ahead of like the renown or like what was it called in that game
like a fucking repertoire or something like that rapport rapport that shit was
Annoying bro. Like that was so annoying
Clumps of ore. Okay, I'm gonna get this. I actually wish that um, I wish that you could get every gathering profession in the game
Like this is just like a personal thing and wow is like I wish that you could like I think that you know like two
Processing professions make sense or maybe even one processing profession
Well, I think you should be able to get all the gathering professions because I think that it just makes the world feel like more interesting
that's the way I felt about lost art where them rocks that I love new world
just being able to do anything which we core do you use for crops I don't even
know if I have week wars like I'm gonna be honest like I don't even know like I
used to like have everything like all the way it needs to be but now not not
not so much man, not so much, yeah
I always thought weak auras and bvm was for losers by the way
like I thought it was for people that were bad at the game that couldn't pay attention to like what was going on
and so it was like it was a a crutch for people that were stupid
and so like I eventually had to download it for like a boss
but I actually like never really had any respect for the add-on
And I only I remember I had to use it for siege crafter black fuse
I think that was the boss
Because like I it had to like like register that like my name was in it and so I had to download it
But until then I would never download any add-ons because I thought there are any things like that because I thought they were just for
Like losers that were bad
It's hard to pay attention. Well, I felt like what would happen is like people would um
They would do this and
I'm ready to begin.
Let's see if I can still do this.
Toss me some of the ore.
Oh fuck.
It's one of these.
Let's see if there's ore, coal, and then cores.
Okay.
Need more heat tossing coals, okay.
We gotta stay focused on this one.
It's getting hard to concentrate.
Uh oh.
What am I making in the lantern?
Oh shit.
Charge core.
who are you tell me what drives you need more heat okay a new experience may your
looks like I can't remember the lanterns absolutely magnificent the last
journey wait for four again and then regroup at the tongue okay may all pads
be open to you I need to meet outside okay what's this you got like all
timers or some shit no no we have to find him help her help her find them
all right let's go get his ass where are you where he where he be at there's his
lantern my oh there he is our board paths intertwine let's commit our meeting
to memory what do you say for me must be important all right okay now what
Communication is sliding down hell fashion and lantern a good idea change your tradition
Okay
Meet Alanto and Corgan
Okay, let's go
It's time to go. Who are you? Where are we going? It's me. We're gonna go to the shore. You're talking to Joe Biden
All right, let's go
People are pissed at RFK now
Of course they're
There it is during the walk sticking to every tolerance for recognizing, you know
Okay
We gotta do both of these
They giving you ads now why our case book the truth
I don't know what why people mad on there's mad cuz like he supports Trump and they don't like Trump like let me guess
Like that is that is that pretty much the the gist of it?
like that's kind of what I would assume
yeah it's that simple yeah they're so fucking mad he called people fat
oh yeah that's right this fat people are mad yeah of course they're mad
yeah um I mean hogs always run wild whenever you try to call them out
there's nothing special or new about that that's just the way it is
fat on a mat no it's just how they are you shouldn't get mad at them
right it's just it's it's it's that's all they can do
i might as well do this too while i'm here
i don't know if this is anything important but i might as well get it done
it's a peacock fat fucks true get this one get that one
get this one get that one that's like five hopefully i get four horns out of five of them
right? I probably won't. Let's see what happens. Easy, so I got one. You're gonna be here for a bit.
By a bit I mean like more than like one minute. That is your fatties? No, it's people love to cry
about like that kind of stuff and I think that Twitter like the problem is that like there's
a lot of people on social media that like they live their lives by like with like so many
different levels of like reality distortion that when you have a person that says you know people
nowadays have autism now at a way higher rate like they like is people are like they're they
don't want to hear the truth and they don't want to hear any sort of like reality to anything
they only want to believe what they've already decided this true because reality sucks man
Yeah, I know, but like the moment that you let people that are unreasonable and crazy control discourse and dialogue is
The moment the discourse and dialogue becomes unreasonable and crazy
Like my perspective is that you never ever ever reason with an unreasonable person
Never ever seed any ground to them never like reason never try to like see it from their perspective
Never try to like meet them in the middle
I don't do anything with unreasonable people now now obviously like you have to in some cases, right?
Like where it's like a family member or something like that and I'm like so like and like
Publicly like if I'm out in public and there's a crazy person
I just want to tell this person whatever they want to hear to like make them stop being crazy
But I'm speaking like kind of as like just as a collective
You should never ever allow those people to like dictate or like have any control at all
Because they're stupid and there's no reason to listen to them
Damn I thought, did I not get them all?
Oh maybe I'm outside of like the zone so I can't get credit
Stupid but there it is
Never try and see it from their perspective, that's absolutely absurd
Critically think
thing because the perspective the thing is like do you ever try to see something
from the perspective of like a rat when it's in your house no because it's a
rat it's a stupid fucking rat like you don't care what its perspective is it's
an annoying animal just get it away from you and really like there are people
whose levels of reasoning reduces them down to animals and they're really no
different from animals and so when I see that the answer is actually yes. Yeah
there's no reason to even try to see it from their perspective. Like you can't
think like an animal like that. You can't reason out a person like that
from from a reality. Super El Tec? No, it's not. And if you spend enough time
around people like that you'll realize that it's not only is what I'm saying
true but in fact it's inevitable it's you you can't not do that okay now she's
gonna like have this guy like what walk out in the water as he departs
Damn, that's it.
The ocean will erode my body and take me over to the dark sea.
Oh, shit.
So he frozen out.
There it is.
He done.
He turned off.
He still has full HP though?
Yeah, that's, yeah, they need to uh...
That'll work itself out.
Didn't pay taxes anymore, yeah.
That's why every quest better and more will grab. No, I mean, I think that was that's a good little quest line
I've always felt like wow does a good job telling small stories, and it does a bad job telling big stories
Like maybe that's like weird, but I feel like it's true. Okay
But yeah, yeah anyway, so like I don't think you should ever like you never listen to people like that that are bitter dumb
and a lot of people like to
There's always people that try to make it your problem that you don't see things their way, but
It's really not and
Wait, oh
Applying honey joint it down. I'm taking a lot of damage
Yeah
Sounds okay. There we go
And I think that like what happens is like on the internet is you have
You have people that like have like these mindsets and like this way of the way this like way of seeing the world
That's like you can't bring some people back to reality. I think I think that like they just you know
they've gone into another plane of existence and
It's like another good example of this like Scientologists, right?
Like I'm not like can you reason a Scientologist out of like thinking that like, you know, like Xenu was real no
It's impossible you can't do it and so like why even try everyone online has lack of intelligence
That you tell them something logical they cry about it. Yeah. Yeah, and so like
And and you really you do yourself like a huge disservice
And you you make your life a lot worse and more stressful when you think to yourself and you
You try to like see it from their perspective
Because you can't what he's
Why do you have to reason them out of it?
Let them maintain their belief system so long as it doesn't cause harm to others?
People can think whatever they want, but the problem is that they don't want you to think
whatever you want.
And that's the issue.
It's that RFK saying that obesity is a problem, and then people getting mad about
them for calling out fat people.
So it's not that the fat people can't be fat, it's that somebody else can't
have an opinion about it.
They don't want somebody to be able to speak out against their behavior.
I've said this before, it got me in a lot of trouble, so I'll say it again.
I think that fat people on average have a lower amount of self-control and are higher
in the rates of being indulgent.
And I think that that's just evidence primarily by the fact that they're overweight.
I think that the fact that they exist in that way is self-evident, right?
And so people get mad about that, but like, when you really think about it, it just makes
sense.
It's just common sense, yeah, it's just common sense.
People that over-indulge are more likely to over-indulge.
Imagine that.
You're wrong, brother, it's bad, yeah, but how they get that one?
And so, yeah, no, I'm a huge, I'm a huge dickhead, you know?
And I think it's IQ related.
Most things are.
But Dickman Gold, to be honest, there's a lot of these, huh?
I'm sure I try to aggro all these over myself.
I'm just saying you wouldn't have been fat if it wasn't for your high metabolism.
Everybody can get fat if they eat enough food.
And also, like, I make a lot of other bad decisions myself, too.
like uh i think that the difference is that like i don't i think it is an indicator of
like i i've made a lot of bad decisions and like because those bad decisions i've had bad
things happen because of those decisions and that's what i get i deserve that because that's
what happens when you make bad decisions is it makes your life worse like that's just the way
it goes the teeth from it yeah regarding food like what plenty of stuff you can't tell you
bad decisions by way of work yeah they can if I smile um yeah they definitely can absolutely
is there a cap on professional knowledge uh I don't know yeah I never even did the profession
stuff in dragonflight like I really kind of pieced out on dragonflight pretty much like
after a lot of this stuff came out and then I got kind of bored of it I guess
I'll do this one now not really sure if I'm supposed to do both of these now or
not let's get this one done you know I had to do the other one and 15 count
ours is a bad life decision hope to become one of the most popular streamers a
lot of people might not realize this but um you know before I streamed like I
I was streaming in 2007, I was streaming in 2007 in like my high school and how?
We were able to connect the, like you know, the red, the white, and like the yellow like
things.
We were able to connect all three of them in and then it would broadcast to the, it
We broadcast to the school network and we play Smash Brothers.
It was like a me, Dylan and Austin and another guy named Ian.
And that Ian's the one that makes fur suits now.
And yeah, Ian makes fur suits.
Dylan is married.
Austin moved in with his girlfriend that he met in WoW.
And yep, there it is.
That's what happened.
Help, Janky.
What do I have to do?
Okay, this easy.
So I just pick these up.
Does this push them away?
Oh, I see.
I see, I get it.
So can I push these away?
Not really.
Oh, oh, I gotta kill them.
I didn't realize that.
Okay.
You slam?
Yeah, yeah.
So yeah, I used to,
what do you call it?
I used to stream all the way back then.
So like and then I also like I started making videos at like age like 10
and like back then it was a
It was a lot different than it is now because like you even to be able to upload content onto the internet
It was a struggle. It was hard to do and so like when I was able to do that. It was like a big deal for me
Because that's what I wanted to do
Why do I have to do this talk to him? Help me? What the fuck do you want, bitch?
I guess I'm just gonna run around and kill shit. Yeah, I figure like this would just work itself out.
Filled wow guides, yeah. Was that anime, video club, and high school?
Yeah, I was in anime club and high school. And then I also joined like a video club as well.
And then I did movie making as well. I hated it. I absolutely hated movie making.
and so then I moved to broadcasting instead and I did that and then I was
also like in computer repair weave club yeah I only did that because I thought I
would meet girls there I didn't work so I stopped going yeah like I mean like I
like anime right I mean anime's nice but like you know I'm there to you know
even before I started playing wow I was still farming mouse right and so that's
Is it the Aspen Wars thing?
Yeah, no, so like, when I first started streaming,
like what I'm saying is like so,
and you can tell this with like a lot of my friends like IRL,
like none of them really like,
it's pretty obvious don't really give a fuck
about like being on camera,
because they've been doing this like our whole lives,
like literally our whole lives have done this,
which is like kind of crazy to think, but it's true.
What was the drop rate?
Oh, it's 0%.
Yeah, this is your person.
Yeah, yeah, no, uh, that, that, but you know, hey.
Inhance to having a massive burst, it feels good.
Yeah, I like playing Proth.
Like, I feel like I'm doing work as Proth.
I got two more.
This is Flower.
I like the new herbalism things.
They're like, uh, they're exciting.
They're cool.
Close to doing half of his card clubs?
Yeah, yeah, we had that too.
Um, like, we played Magic the Gathering at, like, lunch.
Uh, like, I was really into that.
Uh, I would play, like, uh, Friday, Friday at Magic, too.
Okay, uh, Infesting Sentomite.
What the fuck is that?
How do I get these?
Let's run these over.
Because I got some of them.
I just don't know how they spawned.
Maybe they're drained bees,
and so, maybe they're drained by the mites.
No, let's find out.
Oh, you know what?
I think I use this and it spawns them.
I think that's what's happening.
Yep, there it is.
Okay, now I get it.
That's a bitch.
I'm going to put him in the closet.
He's 80 already.
He's been farming.
Like, I'm actually pretty far behind.
Okay, got both of these done.
Okay, delivered to pollen, delivered to bees.
Okay, and then so I, okay.
Oh, this is cool.
And did that make some evil again? Or mad?
I'm trying to figure out how all this works.
Okay.
Oh, a lycee.
Why didn't they take the eagles to Mordor?
Because it was guarded by the Nazgul.
They couldn't have done it.
And also they had tons of anti-airship in Mordor.
Like, you know, like those birds and shit that the Nazgul had.
The Nazgul, the dragons. Yeah, exactly.
The eagles rescued them.
Well, not from Mordor, really. And that was actually, well, it was, but like that was after Sauron was destroyed, so like the Nazgul, like after Sauron was destroyed, like the ring, the influence of the rings was what kept the Nazgul alive, and so as soon as they, as soon as the ring was destroyed and Sauron was destroyed through the ring, then also they were destroyed because like they were effectively just like Sauron.
Okay, so that's all that's all done. Okay, let's go do this
Wait what I still have to do something here help him home is where the candle is
Okay
Why didn't the blue mages come to help?
Because they had already
forsaken their responsibility
As a story and this happened like the blue mages came to Arda before
Saruman and
And Gandalf and and Rattagast it
Um, yeah, they were there like a long time ago and then they went to the east, right?
Yeah, they did.
They just basically peace the fuck out.
So, Blue Mages went to ruin the east, yeah.
And I think that really the reason why they weren't, like, talked about more is actually
because the Eagles were servants of Monway and he was told directly not to interfere
in the mortal world.
The eagles were servants of Monwai?
Why?
Because Guaihir is the eagle, right?
Is that actually...
I don't know if that's true.
Is that...
Is that true?
Yeah, I actually don't know that.
Oh, well then that does make a lot of sense, because Monwai is the Baelar who actually
sent Ulren, who was Gandalf, right?
That's like his, like, spirit name.
That's who sent him.
So then, yeah, I guess that does make sense.
That's like a piece of the puzzle I actually didn't know.
Okay, uh, I guess we're gonna go do the weight of duty
Let's go do that
That's why I came to Gandalf's aid
Yeah
Get some really some of it, but not all of it as you can see
Okay
There she is
All right
You're gonna watch rings of power. Yeah, I am I think it looks good enough to where like I'm interested in watching it
I don't think that it's amazing
I don't think it looks like great or anything like that
But it looks like
It's like it meets the the benchmark
And why they all autistic
So like now what oh right I thought wings power season almost kind of shit. I hope to is better
Yeah, I mean you got to keep in mind that like I want to I want to like brings the power
I want I want I want it to be good
Cuz like I'm I like Lord of the Rings
Have you watched Dungeons and Dragons movie of Chris Pines really good? No, I was actually talked to my dad about that the other day
I was like we should watch this
Cuz like he uh, he loves watching movies like that
Let's go. Yeah, let's go knock these out. So like all this is done
Okay, let's do it. It was good. Yeah. Yeah, it was crazy because I remember Cypher Cypher PK
He had like this event and he was like yeah, he should you should come to this event for like this movie
I was like all right, and so like
So it was like me and like some of the other guys we went there and the event was fun
Like we enjoyed it, but it was like mainly like you know
It was a good I think it was a sponsor thing that he did and so I was like sure
You know like that's fine, and I didn't I thought it was just like another like one of these like Hollywood movies
So it was really surprising for me to hear like that the movie was good
because I think that like going into it a lot of people expected it a lot of
people I expected it to be garbage I thought was gonna be trash but it did
seem like it was really good I remember I got a sponsor for it too
everyone expected that yeah yeah and so and I think Chris Pines a great actor
by the way like I really like them as a Captain Kirk and in Star Trek so
fucking quest log are you kidding me Jesus Christ
let me just get rid of this
Jesus
you know, probably like it cast is great
yeah I said before right I make a lot of decisions on whether I want to watch a movie based off the cast
seem Deadpool and Wolverine no I haven't
I think I assume it's gonna be really good
lost moss will look bad okay whoo am I is this part of it or might as well kill
him soon okay the Q do we have some portable war bank skill who cares I'll
just pick it up again later on and if I can't I was put in a ticket and I'll
just do it for me there's no reason to stress out about that bullshit like I
It's just who cares. Oh shit. It's back. Okay. All right get in the box
Nope. Oh, I get okay. That's fine. So
Like I just did that for nothing. I just did that shit for fucking nothing
All right guys was let's go over here. Okay, um,
Misha. Oh, I gotta go get that one done, too
It's spawns
Oh, let me guess.
I actually, after this, I have to do quests that I've already opened, because I'm out of quests that I can delete.
Is it Pat? That's a cute little sheep. Easy.
Okay, now what?
Lethargic Mosswills Roused?
Oh, okay, so we gotta beat him with the peon hammer.
boom bitch wake up this is that's right yeah if your pet isn't listening to you
this is how to handle it okay oh it's back here this is the actually the the
crazy thing this is the least abusive what do you call it American agriculture
method okay and now we get to find it here little mossy Rossy oh shit now
Nice!
We ballin' out now!
Eat it?
No, it's a rock, bro.
Moss would try their sling.
Oh, okay.
Okay, one.
How many is this?
One.
Two.
Three.
Four.
Well, it's five.
Five now.
I'll do half and half, I guess.
Does someone know if the game's any good?
It's all right.
Yeah, it's all right.
Uh, it's got, um,
You know like it is
Like here's my advice if you liked if you like Shadowlands
Like gameplay if you like Dragonflight, you'll probably like this expansion
So like yeah, oh man
Oh, we gotta kill the sheet too. Hey, hey, it is what it is
Shadowlands is terrible. Well, like you like the gameplay in it, right?
That's really what I'm talking about more so than anything else
Let's go turn this shit in real quick. Done.
This is bitch. Durazan.
Shadowlands had great raids. Really?
I thought Castle of Nathria was great. I thought Sanctum of Domination was like so like...
I thought Sepulcher was just like Sepulcher of the first ones.
What's the vibe that Sepulcher should have had?
It should have had the vibe that remember at like the end of Heavens Ward if you guys played Faw Fantasy 14
Where you're going down into those different areas and like you're about to confront King Thordan and
Like you're going at like these whole worlds like shifting around you and everything
Like that's what it should have been like I think the reverence. Yeah, it just like it wasn't I
think that it was
Like Shadowlands, in my opinion, I think should have been one of the best stories that Blizzard ever told.
I think that's why I'm kind of like I've always been so negative about it.
Is that I think it just had like so much really great potential.
And I remember when they released that ether cinematic with like that uh, what was her name, Davos or something like that.
Like that was probably like one of the best characters they've ever made.
and then they just killed her like they turned her it's weird because like Blizzard
it's like very obvious they're like trying like they're like working overtime to make
a strong female character but like in an ironic way it's like every time they try to make
a strong female character I think that they toned and the one time that they did they
killed her off in a way that I thought was just so disappointing because I thought
that she was one of the best characters blizzards ever thought of or made and like if you go
back and you watch that cinematic I think it's actually like and I don't even think it's
close I think it's like by far the best one they've ever made because like there's so
much of the story that like that it tells like inside of like five minutes right the
the Davos one? Yeah, yeah, it was so good. Like every scene like meant like two or three
different things. And the animation was so good. Yeah, it was crazy. We got to rescue
Mr. Goat. Can we ride him back? Every cinematic was so good. No, I think the Draco, I think
all of them were garbage except for that one. Like even like Denathrius was pretty
decent, but I don't think it was like, I don't think it was like as interesting
it as it should have been.
Oh, modern monial writers don't know how to make a strong female character.
I think that they do.
The way modern monial writers write strong female characters is they make male characters
and then they gender swap them.
And I think that's why it doesn't go over very well.
It's because strength as a woman isn't perceived in the same way as strength as a man.
And so like for somebody who doesn't like have a good relationship with like what you
what the difference is. I think that you see a lot of things that get lost in translation.
So is that why Anduin's a woman? Anduin's probably the biggest woman in the entire fucking story.
Like, let's be honest, right? Like, what are we even talking about?
Yeah, there it is, the beta character. Well, like, I think there are a lot of strong female
characters that are in stories. But I just think that they're written by people that,
And also, I think that a lot of times whenever you see people that are writing,
that are writing female characters, they try to write them, I feel like, in defiance of
like current like cultural ideals. And I think that comes across really badly. And I think that's why
a lot of stories that have like Eastern female protagonists don't have as much negative feedback.
do you think women and work after more hot would they be more favored like more
but like not really I mean like I don't really think that would solve the
problem yeah like it like that would be it would be good be nice but that
wouldn't really do anything a company okay I gotta follow this stupid thing
Where's he gonna they're gonna they're gonna 1v1?
Damn bro like you don't do anything really like Jesus this thing this thing
sucks okay oh my god that's in the dwarf story this expansion it's okay but yeah
I'm trying to think like other like I think obviously you know I like one
really good example of like you know like really I guess you could say like
strong female character that like people really liked a lot was um uh what do you call it uh ripply
from uh what's it called uh alien right like people really really like that character a lot
and uh warcraft beast sovannas and jayna were done really well yeah i think so too
yeah it's only got one health is that bad oh bro he's trying to get hooked up with it nice
Nice.
Nice.
Alright.
Oh, there's a rare?
Where's a rare?
Ooh, can I handle this?
Yeah, yeah, I can handle him easy.
That's another deal.
I just gotta wait for my CDs to come back up.
This is a level 80 elite.
That's another deal.
As soon as my CDs come up, I'm gonna be cooking.
I should have reflected that.
Fab game plan.
I don't think this really matters, right?
Uh, can I fear it?
Can I fear the cast?
I I always forget like what buttons I even have
Reflected it. Oh, I can look how much damage that does dude spell reflect like I feel like they really buff spell reflect
Like it was in Legion whenever they really made spell reflect super good
Remember you could use like spell reflect on a what was it?
Like a few different like things like that guy in maw of souls that would just do so much damage
That was so fun. Sure
Okay, um
let's go turn these in there should actually maybe get me a 79 I don't know
yet let's see there we go okay there we go we do cat a revamp why do cat a
revamp like to play cataclysm again no I won't play cat again the game's too
hard people are bad at the game and they're stupid and it's a waste of my
time to play because nobody wants to listen or follow directions. Easy, there it is, all right.
So the introduction Thunder Blast reduces damage take. This is obviously better.
This is actually insanely good. Even though I like Thunder Blast a lot.
And I feel like I probably should play more into Thunder Blast, but I just
do like that. It's like just more efficient and better.
Is it better for leveling?
Is it better for leveling?
I think that it is good.
Is it better?
I don't know.
I'm just playing it, you know?
I don't think it really matters.
How's Mountain Thane Prott?
I'm actually really enjoying it a lot.
The thunder clap stuff, I think is cool.
Elemental Slain.
Let's go.
And I also just like being able to round everything up
and like AWE it all down.
Like I think that's really fun. I hate it whenever it's like there's mobs like this because they're so far away
Like I want to be able to get like 10 of them at a time
Like as prod I feel like you're only being efficient as a prod warrior playing if you can do every uh
Every quest in like one pull
The zones look so good. Oh, yeah. No the zones and everything like that look great
Uh, yeah, absolutely
Shallow shell the clacker. At least it's not the cracker. That'd be fucked up man.
I wonder how much experience this shit gives me. I don't even know. So Victory Rush is
like a mini last stand. That's actually insanely good. That's like that's really
good for so many things too. I really need to use Ravager more. I'm not using Ravager
enough. Like if I use Ravager inside of my damage rotation I feel like this thing
probably been dead by now. You feel a little claustrophobic in the zones? No, not really.
2,000 experiences in half of it. At least not in this zone. I like this zone the most,
but I also like the Arathi zone too. We can't get any more Realisticles and Tannanus.
Does it matter drinking Burkama? I mean it is... I mean combat in WoW like it gets a lot harder,
but I think that like an issue that WoW has is that it doesn't like train you to be good at the game it trains you to
Like just be bad it like it basically like
Trains you to be bad at WoW
Basically, right? It's like it. I don't know like that's what I think it kind of does
Titan console
Like you you learn things that are
are just some higher priority than revenge.
Yeah, I usually try to save it for like,
if I have like an individual mob,
and I wanna kill that individual mob.
But that is, so like there's a reason
that I was doing it, right?
Even if it was maybe not a good reason.
Because I try to like rotate like two sets
of A-Week cooldowns, I guess.
Because I know like this will kill all of them
like really fast.
Or is like now like I'll have a Thunder Roar and Shield Charge for the next set.
Gigathunderquap seem fun.
Yeah, I hear it's not meta, but that's okay.
Electric eel. Where they at?
Okay, just click them.
Okay.
Fucking easy.
You got one.
Okay.
You got one.
Does it feel like 2006? Wow, no.
I feel like the last time I felt like 2006, wow, was um...
It was in Season of Discovery. I kind of felt that way. Like I'm not saying it was the same, right?
I don't think it was really the same, but it was like close to that.
And so yeah, I would say that was like the last time that I really kind of felt like I was playing like
S.O.B. Phase 1. And it was fun. S.O.B. Phase 1 was fun. I just felt like in Phase 2 they focused a lot
on trying to make the game harder and that made me lose interest in it because I couldn't
pug easily because the people that I was playing with were stupid and if if I can't pug easily
and play play easily then it's not really going to be fun.
Sod phase now makes well fun.
I just I don't want to play a game with difficulty levels like I don't want to play
classic wow difficulty levels I think it's stupid and I know like you could
say it's like it it that's dumb but like that that that's my god given right
to be stupid and I will be stupid hard doesn't equal fun for one well it's like
if I want to play a hard game like I thought about going back and playing
Valorant again like I just like I view to there are like games that are like
I play PvP games for a challenge and I play PvE games to relax
That's that's the way I see it, right
Offered the electric eels
Damn these birds like these ears a lot
Why they doing this tornado shit on me though like that's a little bit rude
Got him. Oh shit. We got him all in a circle now
Okay, so we finished all that let's go to the next one next island
Do you believe in aliens? Yeah, I think aliens probably exist, but I don't think we know where they are.
Like, I don't think we've ever seen aliens. I don't think there's any definitive proof of aliens, but I think they probably do exist, yeah.
Oh, they're here? Yeah, yeah, it's a Fermi Paradox. Yeah, yeah, a lot of conversation about that.
I think it's kind of like a lot of common sense stuff too.
Cataloging.
Okay.
Let's see where are we? Seven Titan artifacts. What do we get? I gotta kill
these cocksuckers and then steal them. It's okay. I think there should be enough
space. When do you think you'll play Wukong? In probably three days. I will
probably have to take one day off next week because I have two appointments
that I need to do. And then probably after that, that's gonna be on Tuesday. And then
I might go live later on in the day. It depends. Because like, I took a doctor's
appointment and the last time I had a doctor's appointment and they did a
blood test I had like a panic attack that lasted like two days. So I'm kind
of concerned about planning to come back and stream because I'm gonna like they're probably
gonna want to do a blood test etc and so I don't really know and like I've been like
holding but I haven't wanted to get a blood test at all because like I was just like
I had such a bad experience like I was like really really bad and so but like this time
I'm like, I'm going to do it, right?
Doesn't matter.
I'm going to do it anyway.
So I'm kind of like, I don't want to promise a stream
that day, right?
Don't stress yourself.
No, it doesn't matter.
Like, it's going to happen even if I do or don't.
Like, it doesn't matter.
But yeah, so if I do, it'll probably
be like a shorter stream that day.
But we'll see what happens, right?
I don't really, I don't have like a lot of plans.
Just don't look at the needle.
It's hard to say like how it made me feel, right?
Like I'm a weird, I'm a weird guy, right?
And so, and also maybe this time it'll be fine
and it won't be an issue
and it'll just be a complete non-problem at all.
What the fuck, now I have to kill these things?
I didn't see that quest.
Oh, okay.
Let's go 12 of these.
I hate when that happens.
Oh, these are real fucking annoying, huh?
I guess if I, I guess, I guess me using my ability
that stuns all the targets would probably be a good idea.
Damn, these things respawn fast.
Yeah, this is gonna be like a new spawn
where people like probably try and farm like farm ship.
This is really efficient.
They already are.
Yeah, that's smart.
Like this is, yeah, this is like super fast response.
Like if somebody's played a while on time,
like this is something I'd make a farming spot for.
Cause this, this can be easily exploited.
Super super easy. Yeah. Yeah, this is hyperspawn. Okay
Because it's shiny. All right, let's get it. Who's this bitch?
Yeah, shield send really does do a lot of damage. There we go
So far it feels like a combo of Mop and Legion
Expansion, I don't know about that
Let's see if you can type more about
A lot of classes feel pretty good to play with
Yeah
Oops. Oh. It's okay.
This is like Dragonfly, but with more Scaly boys and more insects. Yeah.
New expansion, new fetish.
Okay, and now we need to go over and do this one.
Am I just farming Renown? I'm just leveling.
And so like from my perspective, I thought it would be the best way for me to level
would be me doing the quests
rather than like just like spam dungeon farming because like I thought that
would be boring and yeah that's like that's what my my thinking was dungeons
are super fast yeah I think they are but like I'm getting a level like per hour
right so like I mean it is that not good enough I feel like that's great I
guess I could do these delve quests too yeah I'm gonna try and do some of
those. Okay. Let's see. Delves aren't great for experience. Yeah, probably not. Yeah,
bro, this guy's got Jesus fucking Christ. Okay. Those are kind of math. I feel like a
lot of people's expectations were pretty much met with Delves, with them being kind
of met. But, uh, you know, we'll see what happens when we try this one out and see
what happens okay place to honor those that have changed here I done this one no
I haven't okay oops and talk to this guy is there anything items like it's
probably new items I got that is having really who cares we'll do let's go 515
is there anything more than 515 nope 518 nope 525 there's 535 that's male
armor. I guess like with a lot of these I just need to go and and kill everything
right? I mean I feel like that's what I should do.
Oh am I taking a lot of damage? Oh wow.
Um what was that that killed me? The blazing wick. Oh wow that did a lot.
Okay let me try and just fight him again.
Yeah, I just need to not stand in front of this and I think it'll be a little bit easier
Because yeah, look how much damage this does. That's like one tick. That's crazy
This is a dungeon by the way not a delve
Uh
No, it says delves. It literally says delves
What are we talking about? It's not it's not a delf. It literally says delf
Y'all are stressing me out
Okay, where's the next one? I think I'll just keep going to the next area
I wonder how much of this I can just totally face roll oh fuck there's more
of these things shit all of it is caught yeah it's pretty good huh to be fair I do
have to move out of one ability which is a lot that's a lot of work man out for
the count I wonder what that is oh I guess Bran died oh well that's the
way it goes I mean losers lose I just realized that my health was going down
because I didn't have a candle I thought it was because I was just making
mistakes okay there we go just another one there one more over here all right
next room oh we don't have any candles here oh damn there's a lot of cocksuckers
here oh my god that's a lot of cocksuckers oh I'm taking so much
damage. Probably should have popped more CDs there. I was about to die. I'm not. I'm gonna die? What the
fuck would I die? I already died one time before. I don't think it's gonna happen again.
Because like now I know what to do. Okay and let's get this one. There we go.
and next what's over here so there's an elite here where's the elite whoa that's
a big cocksucker oh I think I'm gonna die yeah I'm a hundred percent dead
100% dead damn okay um is there a repair I don't know if there is okay
Let's go to here. Okay, we'll run away. Oh
This guy's getting fucked up easy
Yeah, this is a lot easier whenever McCall could just one-shot everything that knockback hurts. Yeah, it does
There's a lot of damage
200k
Okay, and so let's see. I guess you have to go to the next room
Let's go. Oh, yeah. Honestly, I think it's better. It's faster just to wait. This is like tour gas
uh no yeah not really oh that's a lot of damage I just I just stopped like
running into the fire yeah I feel like I feel like it's scaled for like basically
I'm like 79 right so like all these mobs are 79 so like it's scaled basically
for 80 so I gotta get that better gear from like dungeons and shit okay we got
one more right? Yeah. Okay. Now what?
Kringvall's hammer recovered.
You've finally moved the candle decreases? Yeah, yeah, I don't give a shit.
Don't give a fuck. I know that. Okay.
So, oh it's in the box.
Nice, I'm done. Nope. Damn, bro, we got a lot of
hell, we got a lot of fire we got. Jesus.
Oh, Ravager. What's he doing? Is he supposed to do a lot of damage or something? Raging
Tantrum. What was that there? He does more damage? Okay, I'll just do shield wall. Okay.
It's funny because like the boss is actually easy. It's the trash mobs that were hard.
Like this shit's a joke. Easiest game of my fucking life. So was that good experience?
don't really know it was okay okay let's go see what's in the box no yeah I get
like a little bit extra but that's about it I think we should do the quest that
also depends on which ones they are I bet like I might have been pretty slow on
that one too okay you died three times though I did true okay make sure I've
I've been drawn this to turn all these in and then I think we'll probably just keep doing
these quests.
There are different tiers.
Um, yeah, yeah, there are.
Um, I haven't really done any of the different tiers or any of that stuff at all.
Broken stone heart, okay, that's done.
And then we have this one here, Delver's call.
That's 17,000 experience.
I feel like if you factored that in, it's a lot.
Okay.
Oh, I gotta kill this guy.
Ramo List?
Okay, nice.
He gonna eat the food.
This is my kind of a quest.
It's fucking easy.
It's fucking easy, brain dead quest
that you don't have to think about at all.
This is this is a perfect quest special assignment unlocked wait what
Wait a seasoned adventurer cash
What the fuck
Okay, I'm gonna go do it
Wait what?
Oh
Big loot
What's this?
Every day. I'm snuffling good one
10 years late, but hey
All right, well let's go over here and do this. Is this the expansion worth paying $40 to play now?
I don't think you should ever do that unless you really want to.
I'm gonna kill- this guy's named Sanders. Let's kill Sanders here.
You should do what you want with your money, man.
If you feel like you're having fun and you want to play the game
And you want to do it do what you want to do with your money
But like nobody else can can like tell you the value of your money other than you
Idiot ring. That's a pretty good ring
Okay
What's the percentage on this I got to do?
It's a lot always gives me a lot of experience actually
Let me just go do this one. I don't know if I can aggro all these without the first ones the aggro
This is probably leveling boys. Oh, well, whatever you get to the higher level, it's gonna you're not gonna be
I'm shut the fuck up bitch. Who said that?
Fuck you
Like Joe, let me just go ahead and pull a bunch of more of them. Oh fuck. There's like no more mobs. Wait
I just I just kill all of them. Okay. There's a little bit more over here
It's like this guy and like this guy. That's it. The pep battle is up. Yeah. The pep battle is up.
Now it's down. That's the way it goes. You know, it's fine. Easy. Okay. And what's this? Yeah,
So I thought okay, so there's a quest over here. It says eroded Titan construct slain
Well, where is it oh fuck
Wait, you can use to take it down. Oh, okay. I wrote. Oh a storm look. Oh, okay
Let's go. Let's go
Wait
Flap upward to fire
It didn't work, but use whirling search to what?
Where's where's bomb where's just?
flap upward
Wait, this is doing like no damage
Okay, okay. Okay. We're doing all right
This is all right. All right
Okay, I missed that one that was that that's that one's my fault. It's an hour later. Yeah
Yeah. Okay. Maybe this is like intended for like more people, you know? Actually, you know
what it's intended for? People that probably follow the directions and do something that
I'm not doing, that probably would have taken it like three seconds to do. Because like
you have to admit like this would be cool if there was like 10 people doing it, right?
This is a pretty cool idea for Blizzard to do. I don't really think it was implemented
like very well but it's a cool idea it's a live event yeah and I bet like nobody's
like 80 right I mean I find nobody I mean like nobody like no like normal
players right like obviously you have like streamers and no lifers that are
80 but like average players are probably like 73 right now and I thought
that would have killed him. Got him! Easiest game of my fucking life let's go!
And I got my special box that I can't open great. Okay, so let's go this way
Wait, did I just steal the mount is this is this my mount now wait, can I can I use this mount to kill?
Wait, there's no way this works, right? Oh
Fuck no, okay. I was wondering if I could like use it to just like kill stuff, but no apparently that's not what happens
Okay, let's turn this in.
Okay.
Moss Groot, Fungal Folly Delve completed.
Okay.
I have to get spores.
Okay.
Well, I know how to do that.
You just kill everything.
Easy.
I had a bad dream about spiders last night.
No cap.
Oh, sounds like somebody needs to turn on the arachnophobia mode.
Uh-oh. Uh-oh.
Look at this fat bitch. Oh, I'm not supposed to kill him yet.
Yeah, they made a mode just for you.
You have to turn on the mode. It says,
I'm a huge, massive, pussy bitch,
and then you'll be okay.
Yeah, just make sure to turn that on in the game,
and you'll be good, man.
The bitch mode? Yeah.
Yeah, turn on bitch mode.
Okay, um, let's turn this in.
Welcome, Outlander.
Okay, uh, what do I have to do here?
There's some sort of thing I need to click on, probably inside of this house.
And it's something that's in this... okay.
Earned, searched.
Ooh, we're trying to set up another one of these things, I see.
Anduin has bitch mode on.
Yeah, he really does. What a pussy man. What a massive pussy bitch. Like crazy.
Infected wildlife, Clint, Stone Ward destroyed. I wonder if I need to kill this guy.
I probably should try to kill him, but maybe not right now. Because like maybe
like usually if they have an exclamation point, is it chess? I know. I'm
trying to do the other ones right now. Now's the good time to get in a
wow it's as good of a time as any like a new expansion is probably the best time
to get into wow but obviously like you know people are gonna have opinion is
this wildlife yeah it's not okay so where's the actual wild life I don't
see any wildlife I just see mushroom fuckers is this wildlife just a lot of
mushroom fuckers huh just shoot him I know they said they're not much man just
chillin we'll level you I like 74 or something nice to be 80 by the time
the next expansion comes up the one after that the one after that yeah now
I haven't played yet today what are you doing I I was out doing some stuff and
And then I went to Mizz's thing for a few minutes.
What do you do?
Just to stop by and say,
he's doing like a press conference for his MMA.
I thought it was tomorrow.
Well, tomorrow is the fight.
Yeah, it's the event, right?
Yeah, so I thought.
Yeah, so they're doing like a press conference
the night before?
Okay.
That's a good idea.
That was all right.
Yeah, I remember I didn't really get a chance
to watch the last one a whole lot.
I'm probably gonna try to watch this one
this time around.
Yeah, it was like, you had a bunch of guys go up
and they were like one on one punching each other.
Yeah.
That's usually how these things go.
Yeah, keep or take, more or less.
Yeah, I mean, I've just been playing this shit
pretty much all day, honestly.
Like, it's been fun.
Some of the leveling is like, it can be a bit slow.
Like, after I finished the campaign, it was a bit slow.
But I'm just trying to do,
Yeah, I'm just trying to do like all the little quests and everything because I figure like if I'm gonna play at all like
You're gonna have to do that shit at some point anyway, so it's like you might as well just do it now
Yeah, I
Think it's interesting finishing the campaign before you hit max level, but at the same time
You don't really want to make them have to keep doing the campaign to unlock stuff after you hit max
Well, because what expansion was that I did that the thing is there's actually a max level campaign too
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I never really I never really like that. I don't mind having to do campaign like as long as it's interesting
Like yeah, this one is like it's okay, right the campaign's all right. It's nothing that's like crazy
exciting or like anything like that but
It's it's decent. Yeah, it's pretty much like I feel like if you liked Dragonflight you'll like this one
Man, well, that's not good
Yeah, something like that, right?
Well, I mean, playing yesterday didn't even think it was bad.
I mean, I've been playing yesterday.
But the thing is, bottom line, and this is what it's always going to be like with WoW,
the game on its own can only be so fun, and it just comes down to the way in which you
play it or who you play it with.
This is the bottom line.
Yeah.
Because, especially if you're a long time player, like, I would probably have stopped
playing and gotten bored yesterday if I wasn't hanging out with you and McConnell
realistically. So I mean it's just the way it is. The same reason why I quit whenever I've came out.
Oh yeah yeah because like your guild or some shit like that right?
Well no it was just uh it wasn't my guild necessarily it was just a lot of the
personal friends I had had quit. So I was like uh yeah they completely reworked
Rat and I didn't like it as much and then yeah so I just kind of didn't feel
like a connection to the game anymore?
Yeah, I mean, I can see where you're coming from, right?
And I think there's a lot of people
that probably feel that way.
I think that's what's happened with like a lot of people
that have been, you know, like more focused on like
trying to just like enjoy the game.
It's like your, your focus on the game is like
totally about like, are you playing with people
that you like, that you enjoy?
And if you're not, then you're probably having
a pretty bad time.
Yeah, pretty much.
Yeah, I'm doing some of these delves.
These delves are okay too.
But I think that they're going to become very tedious.
Oh, you don't like the delves anymore?
I think that they're fine.
It's just that I think that like once they get to higher level, it's going to be like
min-maxing.
I don't know.
The tour?
Yeah.
I'm kind of curious.
I mean, like, I was just playing the game and the next thing I know, I was like,
I'm questing in a minute dungeon with four bots in my queep the health. Yeah, that was my favorite
Yeah, that was like that's how most my dungeons go. Yeah, yeah, but these ones couldn't talk to me
Yeah, usually they can't do that either. They're speaking like Spanish or something
Portuguese
Yeah
Here's what it is Ragnaros. Yeah, Ragnaros players. I
I don't know what it is about like those uh those people man like uh
Ragnaros players are really something else
I feel like it's not as bad as he needs to be
Well, I think I think like uh people always have like language barrier and they'll miss understand like what the other person
Say like there's a communication or whatever like those people. Yeah, it's exactly what I meant
Yeah
Yeah, naturally
Let me let me find let me find out how I can be perfect this is the worst way possible. Yeah. Oh
I'm gonna turn this into a Twitter threat. I'm offended now. There's fucking things. Oh, I think that
Jesus
Yeah, like also every time I kill one of these rares like I don't get shit out of it either
like
Like they're okay, but like I feel like I'm not like really popping off because of it, you know
Okay, um
So if you can even die in Delves, yeah, I guess you just started watching.
I died like four times in the last Delve.
Because like I intentionally did everything wrong in like the worst way possible.
And I died. Yes.
It is fun to like stress that stuff like that.
Yeah, yeah, it's like, well, what happens if I stand in the red thing?
OK, I'm dead. Well, that's what happens.
I stand in the red thing. Yeah. How much can we see?
they say not to stand in it but what if I do I do that every pull yeah exactly
listen to 15% health okay so I don't want to I don't want to lose my
health or I'll I'll lose that buff I have to be careful yeah I'm trying to
think about like what's the next game like after I finish playing Wukong I
feel like I don't know what I'm gonna play after that besides just like maybe
coming back and like playing the season one of wow I think that's gonna
to be like man mad at yeah right as man coach coach as man mad and stream I
don't think I've ever played a sports game seriously in my entire life getting
either of us yeah yeah don't tell him
it was throwing for content yeah there you go bitch thrown in liberty yeah did
Did you play the throne, Liberty Beta?
No.
How was it?
Really, really, really did not miss out.
Like I'm telling you like that game sucks.
Like it sucks.
Like I don't know how like they're like because like these Koreans are like oh nah
bro it's gonna be so good.
I played it, this is like, it's like, think about like, you know how like Final Fantasy
14, have I kind of like floaty and like weird combat?
Yeah.
This had combat that was worse than that, and it wasn't even close, and it was just
for no reason, too.
So like, well, because it was supposed to be like, it used to be like some like
Korean, I don't know, like some Korean paid-away and auto-play game, and then they were
Like yeah, okay. Well, we're not gonna do this anymore. We're gonna make it now. Now. It's a real game now. It's like, uh-huh
Yeah, sure it is
Yeah, yeah, Amazon's publishing
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, they really
They really know how to pick winners
Sure do well, they pick one of they do in a way right because like the amount of content I get out of Amazon games is pretty impressive
Actually, it's yeah, I
just I mean
Maybe I'm an asshole if I ever hear from MMO that's playable on console. I
My expectations immediately just get like knocked down several matches for me
It's mobile like if I if I see a mobile MMO mobile to you
like and like I like I I say that I don't feel this way about mobile games but
like I it's more like I know that this bias exists and I don't want to like it
doesn't need to exist it shouldn't exist but there's a reason why it does that
the whole mobile bad thing yeah there's a reason why mobile bad exists yeah it's
It's kind of stupid, like these biases and stereotypes about certain types of games.
It is a stupid thing that it exists, but it's not entirely wrong, because so many people
before and so many games before, the current game that is out, there's a lot of patterns.
the thing is like you can't expect people to like not see the patterns like over and over
it's like yeah they're not they're not crazy like you can't make them all think they're
fucking crazy yeah and when so many other people before it before you blow it like people just
not gonna trust it anymore and yeah at that point it's like okay well it's like oh it's gonna
to be another one of these. I think I'm going to use these to kill the boss. Actually, they're
doing just 2,000 damage. What the fuck? Certain types of games have to work on mobile, too.
Like, specifically, like, like a vampire survivors will work on mobile because it's
think-tual-school. It's so simple. Yeah, of course, right? I mean, there's games
that are like, it's fine for it to be on mobile, but like, not every game, like,
It's just that when a game is on mobile, my expectations for it just become lower, right?
And that's it.
Like, I just assume it's going to be bad.
Now, it's not even that it's going to be bad, it's going to pay to win.
Like, basically, like, you can have, nowadays, you have three different options.
There is, you can have a game with, like, attractive characters.
You can have a game with good gameplay, and you can have a game without pay to
win.
only pick two of them. So you can have attractive characters and the game can
have good gameplay but it's pay-to-win. Or you can have good gameplay and no pay-to-win
but the characters are fat and ugly. Those are western games by the way.
And so like that's basically the way MMOs are. Like first descendant, there
you go. Games pay-to-win, definitely is pay-to-win. Not bad pay-to-win but
still pay to win that's the way it is every single one of them falls into that
category I don't understand this obsession with like fat and ugly yeah I
mean I could like I could like go off on this red moon but like every adult human
male should be exactly six foot two and two hundred and fifteen pounds of
Muscle with yeah with like you know, I see eight to ten right? Yeah eight to ten
Oh, yeah, I'll give you a little yeah, that was like and if you are outside of those exact specifications
Your character as a person is just less than it's like you think about I'm wrong
If you go to Target and you go to the kids aisle and you see the the brony who's buying my little pony merchandise
Do you ask yourself?
Man, I really wish I could make a character that looks like this to be fair. I've seen some people's other main characters answer
That's yes
But generally fuck. No, you don't
Absolutely fucking not
So it's like yeah, you don't want to put you you don't want to be this in real life
Why the fuck would you want to be this in a video game? I?
Think that they should have a game there should be like a gotcha game
It should be like an American gotcha game and every character is like fat overweight or disabled
Or there's like something wrong with them and like see how much the see how much the game makes
It's just like a like an experiment, right?
Yeah, yeah, you need you need to make them all
And some kind of debuff that's what we'll call it. Yeah
Yeah, I'll call it quirks
Yeah, they're called quirks now
Okay, well then yeah, then you have like a like a pro attached to it. Yeah, I know I know
All the characters are delusional. There's there isn't any yeah, there's none. Oh
Yeah, and that's like if you want to be on a boat like if you want to be on a small boat
You want the boat to sink really fast being fat would help that. Oh
Oh, yeah, yeah, like Michael Scott. Okay. No, that's yeah, that's good. That's good. Okay, so
Yeah, you could like try and like board somebody's ship and and you're trying to sink it
Oh, that's a good idea
So like you could have a it's like clash of clans and so you just have like you could have like 10 normal units or like
three McDonald's Americans and
You could just have them get on there and ship because of the weight. It just fucking sinks
It's like they're almost like sappers from Warcraft 2
human yeah I like how you're thinking about this yeah yeah really good idea it's
the new strength the good strength yeah I just yeah I don't know I get that like
joking aside joking aside yeah yeah I get that you can't have everybody look
the same right but like people should look a certain way for like a reason I
I think that like you want to it should be part of their character you want it in like a story-telling game
if if you are making characters in a game and
Only fans girls aren't cosplaying your characters
You are making a mistake
There it is because like if people don't want to be your character then why would they want to play your character?
Yeah
I'm trying to think of an argument against what you're saying
to play devil's advocate yeah what I'm sure I'll read it on Twitter soon I can't
think of yeah because you want I mean you want people to cosplay again they're
cosplay right cuz like free advertising yeah there's yeah this is a really good
one that this actually fucked up somebody says there's no rule 34 for
Concord compared to watch. Oh
Yeah, I remember. Yeah, right
Most people didn't that would scare you shall is it's actually crazy how
How bad that game was received?
It's like impressive even like
It went into early access it had like 500 players six it had 600 apparently on steam
wait what yeah for a game that big yeah I mean it also can't on console though
right and early accessor sure for sure everybody's playing it on console sure
yeah it's probably several million on console yeah 600 I'm yeah I think that's
what makes sense yeah there's millions on console nobody plays it on steam
though that's probably yeah yeah for sure skull and bones yeah skull and
bones like also like 47 players or something like that on it it's just
like insane I just I wonder like because like it's one thing if you make like an
indie game and like the indie game doesn't like do super well because it's
like oh you made a small scale game it is what it is right but like if you get
$250 million from Sony and you light it on fire like I feel like like if I
If I made one of those games and I lost the company that much money, I would take out a life insurance policy
like I
Would because like I mean bro
Like that's just a mistake. You just can't let somebody you can't let somebody make that mistake twice
Sonya though. They did they did they did
You're right. I'm like two and a half bars away from a little more than that actually
away from 80 I don't even know like is there anything to do at level 80 like
yeah cuz like right now you keep you have to kill rares to kill rares farm
money franchise okay off to open up donations again it's to me like I find
it to be so crazy that people have accepted being able to buy gold for
real money like this is normal like how do you are you okay with this like if I
stand yeah it's super I think it's super weird to yeah but but they had like so I
talked to somebody about this right yeah actually multiple and they all on
separate occasions give the same that they all on separate occasions gave the
same answer and that it was the wild token was like the most effective way like former formables
employees uh-huh it ended up being the most effective way of like combating the bullshit
do a blind golden stuff but like it's still not good like it's not but i don't really see like
because it's like you're doing it you're doing it yourself it's like we're going to stop illegal
like it's like how do you how to get rid of illegal drug sales make the drugs legal it
That went that made all of the illegal drug sales go away
It well, so here's the idea
The idea is is that somebody like a human is forming that goal, right?
It's not like bought it but in like my bought form or whatever
That's the idea. Yeah, it's like another person is forming it and somebody is
Buying a wow token with real money and then they're trading it in
gold
for electing there are how hard
these law tokens are funding the economy of hard-working south americans
look it's in venezuela that is just the yeah that is the logic
yeah that's the idea you know like you have to buy these law tokens or you hate the fact that they did they have democracy
like i remember messaging them and i was expecting to get chinese letters
And like I was messaging them like you remember those guys who like farm botanica like you know 12 hours a day
And I was expecting to get like some like hello blizzard player
You know so like bullshit and like the guy just speaking Portuguese to me
And I'm like are you fucking kidding me is this really what's going on and yeah apparently
It's ques.
Where's this fucking turning?
And then you can't get on the mount.
You gotta fucking walk around.
Oh my, this is insane.
I don't have like some like,
they gun shoes.
I'm like, calm, I can't use them.
Yeah, go to the top of the cave.
Man.
Outside is detected.
Now it says go to the bottom of the cave.
There we go.
Great.
I think it's there it is okay do you intend you hit rock bottom that's just
about as it is more opal rocks how many rocks do I need to get there's a rare I
know I was waiting for the quest because I thought maybe I could wait and do
that then I saw the rare it respawned really fast I thought it would respawn
again it's okay yes see now I'm multi-fasking see this Emperor pit thing
ooh it's a spider it's shaped like a snake snake spider they'll get you won't
they okay done I think I finished these and I hit max level I'm pretty sure I
do you have arachnophobia mode on? I don't uh like I don't like wasps like but
whenever I say I don't like wasps what I mean by that is that I like killing
them like it's not like I'm afraid like I'm afraid of them they're on
they're unsettling to be around but like if I can kill them oh man like
Like that's my favorite thing.
Like there are very few things that are as good as that in life.
I'll take, I like Shadowlands more than Dragonflight.
Um, I don't know, like I just, dude, I'm in position, I'm on a point now in my life
where it's like, the last expansion that I really had fun playing was BFA.
Like I had fun playing BFA.
I didn't have fun playing Shadowlands and I didn't really have fun playing Dragonflight.
That's just my honest, like the honest truth.
But like this one?
I mean this is the intro experience.
Intro experience is always good.
Oh, I gotta go all the way up to the top again.
Okay.
Okay, we gotta go up to the top again.
That's crazy.
All the way around to the top.
No, it's okay.
It's okay, guys.
Remember any everyone hating on BFA don't we got worse?
I
Mean like me having like I had fun playing Kata right I enjoyed Kata a lot doesn't necessarily mean Kata was good
Like I didn't like the reason why I
Like I just I don't want to play a raid with people that
Shouldn't be allowed to have a driver's license. I
I think that's basically the way I feel.
Thanks you few for the raid. I appreciate it. Thank you very much.
Alright, alright, here we go. Is it 80? Come on, please, please, please.
Get the fuck out of here. Alrighty, boys.
There it is. Hell yeah.
Fucking got it.
A sentimental moment? Yeah, true.
All right reward five percent additional experience up to level 80. All right. I hit level 80 boys
There we fucking go
Dungeon Unlock city of threads
How about that?
Adventure guide
Now what now I get to go lay down
Now, yeah, finally. Finally, guys, I get to lay down.
Just a chance to use your Slivs. That's really good.
Now you beat the game. Yeah, exactly.
Fungal Folly. This doll contains a bonus treasure chest that can be opened with restored coffer key.
Oh my god. Oh my god, I need to go do that.
Wow world lost world last the chest okay my seasoned adventurer cash weekly cash
containing materials for upgrading gear gold and and more here we go that's
pretty good five that's yeah hey hey I'll fucking take it that's really good
Fuck
Yeah, damn
Let me make sure I get all my best gear on now
518 oh we got a 548 that's a good number. We like that number
545 that's another good number. We like 545s
535 we'll be like 574 more all right
I got that special item remember that that trinket that me and McConnell got where was it
fuck I can't even find it anymore I didn't vendor it did I just no way I've entered that
shit maybe I did I took beat it again I'll drink it you know where they all went shadow
lessons if it's a trinket yeah I'm an idiot maybe I've entered it okay so there we
go we have all that and so what's this here dungeon finder dungeons and raids so
you can't wait you can't even queue heroics yeah it's on Tuesday you cute
heroics okay heroic is mythic okay Monday okay new season oh delves okay
configure my brand and then I can't do any more of this because the season hasn't
started you can't do mythic I okay so what item level do I get dungeons okay
So current season what war with them? Okay the Rookery
Okay heroic
Wait, it's only 564
567 that sucks
Dell level 4 is better
Yeah, fuck that. I'm not gonna farm that shit out
Brooks will drop 580. What about the raid?
Nehru bar palace
Oh, we just need to do the mythic raid and then we get we get 600 gear
yeah yep that's all it takes 590 for like the raid finder what normal normal
600 item level champion hero about mythic upgrade level mythic one out of
six. Extremely rare.
Oh, these are very rare.
639.
600. Isn't that crazy? No, it's not.
Having five million health just at like level 80 is a lot though.
It really is.
That's nuts.
And so there's like world quests and shit to do now too.
I'm just looking to see like cough.
Oh my God, there's so much stuff.
who's 80? I did. I hit 80, I beat the game. I did it. Man. Winners win. There it is, boys.
Game was fun. Yeah, good game. Beat the whole thing. Now what? Yeah, just beat the whole game. That's it, it's over.
Um, I'm wondering what I'm gonna do now. Because like, I think what I should do is I should just wait until Heroic comes out.
because I bet we can clear the raid we can clear heroic with this gear so I
think I just like I'll do like some of the endgame activities and then we do we
just wait till heroic get the arathi armor set I can't it's from delves and
the delve unlock doesn't happen until season one yeah that's so that that's
how it works you can't do it till September 10th yeah you can do delves
now. Okay. Heroic item over requirement. It doesn't matter. You can walk into them. I could
just make a group that way. And also, like, once you do, like, three heroics, you're gonna
have enough gear to where it's easy. Like, that's just how it is, right? Like, it's
like your first two or three heroics are hard, and then once you get, like, those
big gear upgrades, then it's easy. You can do some quest lines that you need to
unlock the earthen race yeah yeah no i it's just doing all the quest lines and
everything like that yeah how was your question
it was okay um i mean i wish that there were male characters in the story
but you know i played hunkai's star rail so i'm used to that
that's about it does it know sun zero is the worst the amount of females
no it's not because at least in the sun zero has that bear
with like the chain on he's cool there's got the other guy
What's the name? Ricardo or some shit? That's stupid hair.
Anton? Yeah, Anton. There you go.
What's on the market? I don't know.
How would your old self go hard on this?
I would complete every quest in a game.
And then I would do all the rares.
And then I would
look at the quest achievements and do all of them now
before the season came out.
That's what I would do.
But I'm gonna go and chill for a bit.
Like past few days have been like really late streams
I'm not looking to do that every single day, but tomorrow I'm gonna come back
I don't I don't know what is today to say today Friday or Saturday. I don't even know today's Friday
So Saturday, I think we'll probably play a little bit more. Wow and then
Maybe on Sunday
It would be fun to do more Wukong
it would be maybe on Sunday that's what I'm kind of thinking about because I do
want to play that game more I also want to play this more and like maybe do like
a little bit of PvP or fuck around etc but I'm glad I hit level 80 the
profession experience the leveling experience was pretty decent I think
that they should have made the campaign give more experience but I think that
They also kind of expected you to do a lot of side quests were a lot of side quests in the game and
Yeah, so that's that's about it
Rated solo QBG's I don't think they have that in I'm not I'm not into I don't I don't want to do rated combat in an MMO
Like I'll play like I
Feel like I'll just play a shooter for that
How many hours does it take for 60? I don't know
Get concord play concord. Just do random BGs. Yeah
Yeah.
Dells are open to level three.
Yeah, I did those.
It's easy.
Yeah, I like one shot every single one of them, other than like dying like something stupid.
How is the story?
It was, as I said, it was a girl story.
I just, it's like, it's so girly, man.
And I'm being, I know I'm being a toxic male gamer by saying this and like, I'm
owning it. That's exactly what I'm being. That's exactly what I think. Absolutely. Yep.
Gives a fuck. Well, I'm sure there'll be people that are upset. I just want to lead
her and to when is exhausting. He's just such a loser, man. He's such a self-indulgent
new male loser. It's so pathetic. And it's so pathetic to see like all the other like
self-indulgent new male losers and people on Twitter defending him. Like, it's like all these girls
that defend Anduin. They're like, oh, well, you know, it's like, I guarantee you, if your dad was
like Anduin, and like he wasn't like helping you out, and like your life was like, worse,
because of somebody like Anduin, you would be very, you would feel very differently about it.
And it's like I know it's a story, right?
but
If I need to hear about a loser guy that can't get anything done and stresses out about every moment I
Can just look in a mirror. I don't want to see that in the fucking video game
such a bitch
Honestly like the only good thing about anduin and this makes me feel like I'm not a bitch
because it's like I can look at Anduin and be like wow I might be a loser but
I'm not that bad Jesus I was gonna say yeah but that's what I think that's my
opinion is but yeah vibe of this like expansion like the like the visuals are
really great art was great music is I think phenomenal music is S tier like
I think better than Dragonflight by a large margin and Shadowlands by a large margin
So yeah music S tier
Etc, but that's what I think about the other story and the gameplay has been good to gameplay's been fun
I like the hero talents. They're cool
So other than that guys, that's about all I've got. Thanks a lot for watching today guys
I really appreciate it and I will see you all tomorrow
Back tomorrow bright and early and playing more of the game and doing more stuff
So, thank you guys very much and until next time boys, hoos see ya!