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07-21-2024 · 7h 49m
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so.. so so comes down um so Shiver comes down now. Hey, you's up boys?
How y'all doing?
I just got up a little bit ago and uh... back on it back in that again man
i went to the store dot myself a drink
always reading some shit and uh... mad
look fresh today.
I um...
I went out last night like I uh
There was a friend of mine that I haven't hungout with in for awhile
and so we got and got a Korean barbecue
and just hung out for a bit last night.
And we were chilling, it was good man,
It really was.
Is your shirt smelling right by now.
No, no.
Did you see the Honkai Star Rail drama
with that voice actor?
Yeah,
it was stupid.
Korean barbecue is a goat?
Yeah, yeah.
Bracha was good.
It was.
Green and green?
Yeah, yeah, for sure. It's's good I went there one time with Izzy and then ever
since that I should go there a lot more. You see Chris Tyson drama?
Chris Tyson, that's the um...
Transsexual like Mr. Beast thing right?
Is there a new drama with him?
Like what happened?
Probably something stupid right?
You got the fan made characters from the streamer
Yeah yeah yeah
And uh Chris Tyson drama is kinda creepy
What is it?
What happened?
Yeah, I actually don't know.
Was there not drama surrounding MrBeast?
Never?
It's just that people like to make shit up.
Most of the time...
I mean, MrBeast
doesn't do anything right?
He doesn't have anything to do with it.
She's a lollicon?
Man, man, that's interesting.
Wow.
I don't know if that's the case it's sad but uh
you know like it's not my fucking problem
I'll tell ya that. That's sa- yeah it's crazy
Yeah I know
Nice banner. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Something like that.
But yeah we got food and um...
What do you call it? We got food and hung out for a bit
Like he's doing well, man!
I was glad to see it.
He is making over 100k
a year now
And he works less than 20 hours
a week He said actually more realistically
like 25 hours a week.
Most of it is remote, comes into
the office once a week.
You know playing in TrndaGate here?
Yeah!
He's doing alright.
IT?
Yeah he's an IT guy.
We used to fix computers back at high school together.
What's his job? He does some kind of IT stuff. back at high school together. Yeah!
What's his job?
He does some kind of IT shit, I'm not sure what the details are. Yeah, that's a
dream it is man, like he's
got plenty of time man
and yeah, that was it.
Bro's getting his money up? Yeah, I mean
he worked for Pizza Hut for the longest
time, right? And then he finally got
you know, went back to school, got a little bit
of education and
now he's chilling man.
So yeah I was really happy to hear that, I was.
Let's see what the fuck...what'd I miss out on here?
Do you do that for I work all the time.
Yeah, yeah, I guess so.
Let's see here.
Did you write this? How is it
a goblin posing as a human
has the most... Oh boy, oh. Oh, boy. Oh, boy.
This is a 4chan post?
I wonder what board this
is on. I actually know
what board it was on. I'm pretty sure this was
on poll. Somebody showed us to me so i've
uh... i thought of seen this and it was a very uh... very contentious
conversation that's you know
if you couldn't assume that much already
yeah so big surprise and
let's see here. How is
it that a goblin posing as a human
has the most logical rational and well thought out
takes of anyone? When everyone else falls
victim to propaganda and pressure to join one side, he remains
steadfast in his determination of objective truth.
And this is titled Did You Write This?
Uh-huh.
Yeah, so true.
Even previous respected minds such as Sam Harris are now just blind to reason, but not Asmongold.
Biden and Trump have both done things to elevate the political temperature. I've said that. That's true.
Incels are dumb yet so is making all women look like men in games. Very true, absolutely.
Abortion's okay within limits.
Also subtly stating that
I don't know what this is, are freaks?
Oh by the way,
I'm okay with any abortion.
Like I don't think the government should have
any restrictions on abortion at all.
Not because I think that you
should be able to have an abortion at any time
it's just that I don't think the government
should be deciding that.
So that's actually not entirely
true but close enough
that Trump was brave during an attempted
assassination also to have politicians
ferret again does increase tendency for violence
yeah sure well I mean at it attracts people that like the political
violence, right? Not sure if it increases...
not always increasing tendencies
but definitely attracts people
that are like that. Protesting is okay
but get the fuck out of the road, true. Sending money to Israel
is stupid yet so is sending money into Ukraine
endlessly. I'm
much more a supporter of Ukraine than Israel
I'm ok with supporting and helping
Ukraine. Israel not so much okay yeah not not not so
much on that i support abortion up to five years after birth yeah yeah i mean that way it's like
i mean there's a lot of stores that have a return policy
and I don't see why kids should be any different
Yeah, no, that's a good point right?
Where is the rest of this?
Oh, wokeness is for something.
Yet endless focus on wokeness is also pure.
I think I can guess what that word is.
So let's read some of the comments about this this will be good
you guys parents return him yeah exactly and uh
Israel's on the offensive and they have tons of money from the USA yeah of course
they are that that's why the reason there isn't a ceasefire over
there is because we're making sure that there's not
this what happens you're not emotionally charged about sensitive topics yeah i
think this is the real reason like I'm not really an emotional guy hardly at all and because i'm not emotional
hardly at all it makes me seem like i'm more reasonable than i i really actually am
because i just simply don't care about it because people usually...
One thing I've noticed is that
anytime I've made a decision
based off of how I feel about something,
it's always been the wrong decision.
And every time I thought things out
and been logical, then
it's always been the right decision.
Anytime I get mad and I say something
or do something, I always think
back and I'm like, well that wasn't a good
call. I shouldn't have done that
what's the reason to support ukraine though uh as a method of reduction of russia expanding its
influence and also to portray nato and like the Western forces as being strong.
Because if Russia can do that, they already annexed Crimea.
No I don't think we should do that.
Yeah we should have a bad take?
No I disagree, I think we should push take? No, I disagree.
I think that we should push back against it.
I do.
Absolutely.
Yeah, there's no reason for him to be invading.
There's people getting killed there. Keep in mind
Ukraine is not
invading Russia. Russia is
forcefully invading Ukraine. People have
died because of this.
Absolutely we should push back against it so it's not even a question
It's totally unwarranted
There's no... Like yeah
it used to be like this 200 years ago
Okay well that's not now
What do you mean? It's not even a question we're in history anymore well
history doesn't matter like whenever you're bombing and blowing people up and they're
civilians then what is hit what is history who cares cares about history? Why would
history matter? Like, oh yeah
this bad thing happened in the past so now
I can do this. Doesn't make sense
Yeah, no
and by the way like I'm the way I don't hate Russia
Like, I think that they're making
a wrong decision with this but I don't think the Russian people
are bad. It's just that yeah
This thing is happening and I don't support it
I don't think a lot of people support it.
Yeah, Putin doesn't have
a lesson in storm cares?
Yeah, no, I know
a lot of people feel that way.
Russia's the aggressor?
Yeah, it's obviously
the aggressor.
It's not even a question.
What about NATO bombing
Yugoslavia?
If you're trying to say that Russia is somehow like, or the US
is like what about the US being bad
I agree with you, I think the US is also bad
There's not... it's not either or,
it's both. Like what do you mean?
Yeah. I don't even
know what the question is.
I mean Putin has a reason, you can disagree
with him but it's essentially his version of Cuban initial crisis.
I understand what his reasoning is, but like
all I understand too is that
we're on the other side of that reason.
So yeah, I think we should support it.
Not indefinitely, not forever, not completely
but in general yeah, I'm okay with
offering some support
the degree of that is obviously up to debate
so yeah, of course
let's see here, I'll read a few more of these.
Let's see.
I only get emotional when I play games.
Let's see here.
Where are some more of these?
Abu-Basman is what people would consider as a centrist. At least that's how I believe, how centrists think. Yeah but people have you
think centrists are just closeted right wing? Well if you look at like what this accusation is here uh the accusation
is fundamentally that being right-wing is something that you need to be in the closet about or you
should be ashamed of i don't think there's anything wrong with being
conservative like there are conservative viewpoints that i think are wrong but it
doesn't mean that you're wrong for being a conservative right uh that's it in your
words it started by russia um For fun bombing people at the other side start buying people in 2024
I understand that you're going to try to like you want to debate me on this if you want to debate me about this and you want to argue
You can keep typing if you want to debate me about this and you wanna argue,
you can keep typing if you want.
But I don't really give a shit.
I've expressed the way I feel about it
and I don't think that like
your two sentences on Twitch chat
is gonna convince me that I'm wrong.
So if you want to debate this, that's fine but
I'm just really probably not going to read it.
I just want to let you know.
Keep typing but it's just
going to go into the void.
So yeah.
Let's see what the rest of this is here.
Say
history doesn't matter in war conflict
only civilian life. That's so L.
Yep, you're gonna go ahead and again that's so L. Yep, you're going to go ahead and again
that's so L.
Well, you know what? I think
I'm going to change my world view now.
What kind of a retard
types something like that and thinks it's gonna do anything?
Who does this?
Wh- what are you thinking?
Wha wha wha
What is this?!
Oh my god, putting words in your mouth. Yes it's crazy!
No I'm not gonna waste my time with that
It's stupid. So yeah
These dramedy gang beat up pretty bad right now
They sure are. Anyway where's the rest of
this? If you can't be herded and
you're a proud non-centrist. Yeah, sure.
I confirmedly discovered in one year.
Wow! People are pretty positive about this.
Oh my god. Morals exist but
unfortunately for decades to term
certain facts
2 plus 2 will never be 5
Yeah true
The stakes are generally good
His bad takes come from when he's judging something with half information
or just incorrect context.
Since he started to cover posts in the subreddit,
he's making bad takes daily.
Do you want to know what this post doesn't have? It doesn't
have examples. That's right, there are no examples
let's see
who this person is
r slash atheism
r slash conservative terrorism
more
conservative terrorism
boomers being fools. White people Twitter.
Atheism... I guess this is a...
Oh, this an anti-Elon Musk subreddit.
Russell Brand?
Man! Man.
Anti-work? Okay. Man.
Oh man.
The thing is like the reason, sometimes
people say oh it's 20 year old pink hair
overweight. I don't know does it have a biography
about this person?
Uh I'm pretty sure it doesn't but
what i do see is I see somebody who
was probably... you wanna know what my bad takes
are? It's the ones that he disagrees
with.
How much do you want a fucking bet?
Yeah, absolutely. That's
clearly what it is. Look at this chat history.
It's from another, it's not really on here, right?
Yeah, exactly.
The disinformation campaign begins.
Yeah, exactly.
Not like any big special reporters get anything read either.
Personally disagree with this good-bad labeling culture."
Yeah, sure!
As far as our reporters in some cases...
yeah, what are the censored words? I think we all know
what those are.
Oh my god.
Mistakes on Israel
and Ukraine are bad.
Let's see who this is.
Wall Street bets, people woreesus on a cross
feminism and movies feminism in reality it's been removed from the subreddit
conspiracy vaccine conspiracy theories.
Uh-huh. Good one, guys. Real good one.
Well, it seems like there's no... Oh man. Just simply no justification
for it at all. Not a conspiracy anymore. Yep, well that never moves.
I know man. Shit writes itself. Feels like
a hate watcher? I guess so.
And yeah, let's see here.
Ukraine using Russia. Ukraine blew
Russia dry. Yeah, sure.
Let's see here. Most of us thought before the internet control,
what's the censoring of words?
These are thoughts that go through a normal person's mind.
Yeah, I think
that that's the way it is too.
My opinion about it
is that
I actually think
there are a lot of people
that his take on
how it was so completely
brain-dead and NPC tier
that Brandon Herrera
entered into the comments
and said him straight.
Brandon what? He removed
the hat!
They took the hat off
the website!
And and yeah, and also
I don't think that they were trying to promote
violence or anything like that. I just said it can be
construed that way
What do you mean? or anything like that. I just said it can be construed that way.
What do you mean?
They agree, yeah!
It's amazing to me.
Somebody could look at something that's blue and say it's actually red.
No! That's not even what happened!
What do you mean? Like...it's insane
yeah i don't understand this read the next comment how to set them
straight he said a lot of comments disagree with him because that's when
they have spine change opinion 90% of people, oh, Brandon
explained a specific part of his political campaign whose
entire narrative was making politicians afraid of losing their
jobs. It's the second to top comment
on the YouTube video for sure.
For sure. Oh shit, Tectone Raid? Oh wow!
Hi guys!
How you doing?
OmniRosh? What the fuck did-
I want you guys to know
You type these stupid ass emotes, I don't even see them.
I don't know what the fuck you guys are saying!
I have no idea, no clue whatsoever.
Even with waves? I have no idea yeah so just
just keep that in mind guys see I mean either yeah I keep typing it it's fine
but I just want to let you know let's see, Amin Roshi means interesting?
So,
yeah, thank you TechDome for the
raid. I appreciate it. Thank you very much.
I hope you had a good stream, man.
Brandon explained how it was part of his political campaign's second or top
comment, when the government feels the people there's liberty
and when the people feel the government there's tyranny
There's some
debate over whether or not it was Thomas Jefferson
who said this regardless of various famous quote
americans you don't know their own history then get to whine about it are
going to be instantly disregarded in my opinion
so so let me get this straight.
I thought it had the wrong... I-I thought that it could be misconstrued
The guy that did the hat
said like, yeah, I can see where you're coming from
even though that wasn't what I meant. And he
took it down. So
the only person who's really mad about
this is YOU!
Of course everybody knows that like,
do I really think that Brandon was trying to push
political? Fuck no. Of course not! But it's-
the question is why would a person who's motivated to do political violence be attracted to you?
And I said maybe it's because this statement could be perceived as being a promotion of political violence
that's all i said it's totally reasonable completely
reasonable anybody could assume this and you're getting mad what are you getting mad for?
It's crazy.
You really want the hat?
Yeah,
you can go get the hat
or go buy another hat
probably 20 other hats like that
do whatever you want
so yeah what's political violence as opposed
to let's say violence the same is a hate crime versus a crime it's like if you have
if you're attacking somebody and you're doing it because of their race, then it's different than if you were attacking them.
I'm not saying one is worse than the other but it's a classification. That's all. It's the motive and intent, yeah that's simple easy to understand.
What is this? Yeah Jesus. No it isn't, it's thought crime bullshit.
What?! No it isn't, it's thought crime bullshit. What?
What do you mean?
Brandon Herrera has a new video where he recreates earshot I saw this.
You know what was really weird about that?
Is they made this new video,
and I saw this. This was so dumb.
I don't know why they did this. Let me see if i can find it here. Oh fuck
Yeah, yeah bro like so
They made a video about like showing what it would be like if you got shot, right?
Uh... Like through the ear.
And then for whatever reason they went and took out their fucking watermark!
I feel like if your gonna post somebody's video,
I mean, you could at least give
the- Like, at least give the guys credit
and this isn't like...
They've gotta go out there and do all of this shit.
I mean this is complex!
It's not just them talking right?
But they put some work into this
And you don't even put the watermark in? Why?!
It's not nice yeah it's like what
what's the point of this how does this help anybody
so yeah well i mean that's not a big deal but like it's just still kind of
weird to do like why do that if you don't have
to? That's my perspective.
Republicans don't understand
consent. It makes sense.
Man, I can't
wait to read your Reddit post about the next thing that i say that's wrong.
I'm sure it'll be great.
Yeah, I-I'm sure...
I'm sure that will be a real good time for everybody.
Uh huh!
Let's see here, um...
But yeah anyway so I think that what
ends up happening is that people
get like really uh
Oh my god
Um This is a new
fucking subreddit banner. Uh
So yeah, anyway
Do you want to follow the channel?
Did you see the Unpickable video of you? I might watch it today.
I'm thinking about
watching it today.
Yeah, we'll see
what happens though.
Have you seen
Soulframe Reddit?
I saw one post
that it was said
that I was ruining
Soulframe.
Let me see if I can find it... Well, actually let
me finish talking about this.
Obviously I appreciate
all of the kind comments
There are other comments made about me, about
how I had to dress up like a
girl and kill my mom in order
to complete a satanic ritual
to become part of the Illuminati.
Those comments were a bit weird,
you know, definitely a bit
weird. What? Yeah, no, this is just
but I mean hey if you're on the internet all
the time this is what makes sense. Did the ritual work?
It didn't right and so I'm still not part of the Illuminati.
It didn't even work. No, the thing is
like people that make jokes about that
it's obviously weird or wrong
but I want to let you guys know
it's not going to personally offend me or upset me.
If my mom was still around, she would have read it and laughed
And so don't worry about it too much
Uh the truth is that uh
It's just a schizo It's just a fucking schizzo, it's messed up.
I used to sit around and read hate threads to her
And like, I would read the messages people would send me
And she would love it bro
Like we'd laugh and like just do that like every
every week almost right yeah so it was pretty funny not even the lower end of the illuminati
i mean as far as i know i'm not one right i mean Maybe I am. I just don't even know it.
So yeah.
Anyway, me tweet to Asmodee. Yeah, exactly.
And so anyway
the comments and everything
I do appreciate it. I think that really what's happened is that
i think that
basically what ended up happening let me see if i can find the term for it
um Let me see if I can find the term for it. So this is a
term that I think
is actually really, really
strong
for...
I guess I'm just going to use the
Google explanation.
This is a term
that's like a really, really strong indicator of what
I think happens and what's wrong with a lot of
discourse and people talking about things on the internet
is something that's referred to
as audience capture.
It's basically like somebody
keeps talking about stuff and it
says right here, it's a self-reinforcing feedback
loop that involves telling one's audience what they
want to hear and getting rewarded for it.
So what ended up happening
is that a lot of people i think create narratives like for me for example
one of the big reasons why i got a lot of pushback whenever i was criticizing the hat
is because a lot of people that are conservative started watching my coverage
of, let's say the Trump stuff or whatever
because I haven't been just like unilaterally against it
and I've been like oh this is entertaining, this is funny
I agree with this right?
And this is something in general a lot of conservatives kind of get
totally alienated and with me they only get alienated some of the time so when i end up doing
something like that i go against the grain that I've kind of created.
And what ends up happening is that
if you attract an audience of people
and then from their perspective
bait-and-switch them
and now your criticizing their side, well this is
really hard for people to grasp because
most people don't really like thinking
about things a lot. They just want to get mad
right? And so
I think this is again a lot of the internet and conversations on the internet.
It's just basically recreational anger.
People don't really care about the problems.
They don't really care about the issues.
All they care about is getting mad and then
you know basically
talking shit and causing trouble
and being part of a team right
it's basically a sporting event for them
so what I see here is that
there's a lot of people who... like a lot of content creators
they are really afraid to push back against any types
their thinking or of their side.
Because they're worried that if they push back against it
they will get harassed
and hated. I'll give you guys some
examples so you can know what I'm talking about.
I think one example is J.K. Row example is J.K. Rowling.
J.K. Rowling obviously was a
really, really outspoken feminist.
Very well
respected in that community
at the time.
People were very respected in that community at the time, right? This was at the time.
And people were very... People were very much on her side for like
the stuff, the feminism that she was talking about.
And then she went and she said that trans women
aren't the same as real women.
And now a lot of those people now hate her
because she was on one side
and she didn't go farther
onto that side. Well then
she alienated a lot of those things.
TERF not feminist?
Well, I'm not trans-
TERF is not feminist.
TERF IS feminist.
That's what the F is.
Trans exclusionary radical feminist.
It's in the
name.
Fuck, okay, anyway
let me just move on. So yes Okay, anyway.
Let me just move on. So yes, J.K. Rowling is an example of that.
Another example of that I remember Hassan
even during the Hogwarts Legacy
got massively attacked
for him saying that like
the boycott was like
he didn't think it was going to work
and he wasn't really
gung-ho on it, right?
It wasn't even that
he was negative about it.
He just wasn't pushing it as much as people wanted him to,
and people harassed him for that.
They got mad at him for that
And he was right too.
But that's the way anybody would have looked at it.
But that happens with somebody like
that. Another example is H3H3.
You know, like with
the whole Israel thing.
And people really, really fucking hate him
for that. And I think what happens is
that a lot of people don't want to
engage that type of
hostility,
right? Vape Nation guy. Yeah, the Vape Nation
guy, exactly. And
what ended up happening
is that I think a lot of those people
and this is just some examples but
a lot of those people end up...
You can't have an opinion that's outside the spectrum, because
if you do then those people consider you like a betrayer.
And I think this is the same thing that happens with video games
and like for example i think that warcraft is a great example of this is that for a lot
of people to play wow the wow players that that are super vocal
and are always talking about WoW on Twitter,
etc., they will treat you
playing another game like you
cheating on them. This is like
a personality flaw
that you're playing another game besides
WoW. Yeah, classic WoW indies, exactly.
And I've seen this happen a lot
and you've seen this happen probably
with other WoW streamers. Have you guys ever seen this happen?
Like, there's somebody who streams WoW and...
Uh, you know, all that stuff happened.
Yeah, and people got like really mad at them.
And then like, there's like a bunch of resentment, etc.
Hmm. a bunch of resentment, etc. Sneako is an example
of that? Yeah, maybe a little bit.
And Whispering?
Yeah, so they fear you'll never return.
Yeah, exactly. I saw an Ethan audiences
clash. Yeah, yeah, sure, I get that
but what I'm saying is that for me
one of the reasons why I try to avoid
doing this and letting this happen is
because I think that
the more that you create content
for one group of people, the more
that extreme group of people will
start watching what you're doing and try to kind
of claim it as their own,
and being like oh he's on our side where it's usually the people that are
worried about that kind of stuff are generally insane people.
So they're not really a good, it's
not a good group of people to
have right just in general.
So what I try to do is
I just try to and
I go through this pretty regularly
where there's cullings of
anything...
A lot of people will get mad at me
about every two or three months
inside my community because I
will do something or say something that goes against
what they think that I think.
And a lot of other content creators don't want to do that
because the ones that have serve, like think about how many people hate me on
twitter and just massively like you know every bad thing that they can possibly say about me
they just absolutely vitriolically hate me for so
many reasons, and
ultimately you can say
the reason for that could be any
specific thing, but what you can't
say is that other content creators probably look at, like, what happens
to me and, like, how that affects
me. And... Or at least, like, not
how it affects me but, like, how people talk
about me. And they're like, I don't want to have that happen
to me. And so they avoid trying to go against
the narrative. And I think that's
really the reason why you don't see more people
that are pushing out opinions like I have.
It's because a lot of people
don't want to because they don't wanna deal with the friction that it creates,
and they don't wanna deal with all of the people
that will get really mad at them
and will freak out.
So that's what I think basically happened.
Now, I also like you're willing to look at
what the other side is trying to say.
Yeah sure, easier not to challenge your narrative?
Yeah yeah, that's basically what happens.
And they don't have a large enough following to survive it? Yeah and that's basically what happens and i don't have a large enough following to
survive it yeah and that's another thing right is that like if you're a smaller
creator and you like go against like your
narrative like how many of you guys have known like wow streamers that have tried
to diversify from lao and it killed their
string because i've known a lot of those myself Yeah, exactly right. And actually I know that the extra light you go against the grain sometimes fresh perspective is always welcome.
Yeah for sure and I think that's
one of the good things.
It's obviously a good thing
but a lot of people
don't see it that way.
I don't see how
normal humans
can hate someone
for having an opinion.
Well, I mean like
I think it's very easy
to have that opinion
to think that there are plenty of opinions
you'll probably hate somebody for
It's just that you're not classifying those as opinions
But either way
Yeah so that is the reason why
it's like that and also I'm not really an emotional person hardly at all
so because of that people perceive a lot of people make bad decisions because they get
invested in them emotionally, and they get too close to what's going on.
How should one build a community?
Do what you think is the right thing.
There's not really a right way to do it or wrong
way to do it. Do what makes you comfortable
and don't do what you think is gonna work.
Ubisoft is blatantly lying to investors? What's this?
Said in the selected market we delivered a solid start
to the year...
The gameplay we presented for our two highly anticipated upcoming premium titles, Star Wars Outlaws and Assassin's Creed Shadows
was not only praised by players and critics alike
but also highlighted the cutting edge capabilities of our game engines.
We also presented a strong pipeline of content to continue feeding our live titles."
Yeah, I mean like how do you say...
Like what?
There's no way!
Check the editor's video?
Really?
Did they put one out about this?
I don't even know.
Um...
Oh,
this?
This?
Yeah.
No, I know.
Okay. No, I know. Oh wait.
Oh, I didn't even see this.
... Oh, I didn't even see this. this happened i discovered ubisoft had his earning report just two days ago so naturally
I immediately assumed a revenue miscaused it but nope Ubisoft beat estimates and even
reported strong guidance for future earnings.
So I immediately thought, how could they provide
strong guidance after the disastrous reception
of both Star Wars Outlaws
and Assassin's Creed Shadows?
And then I listened to the earnings call... The gameplay for our Yeah. Shadows was not only praised by players and critics alike, but
also highlighted the cutting-edge
capabilities of our game engine.
They said this?
It's a strong launch for Powers Auto that reflects
the fact that indeed it's among
the most awaited game of the industry this year
and reflecting a really strong positive community sentiment
and also Shadows to be the most ambitious title
of the series should do very well for the busy season.
Okay, so when you talk about it being the most ambitious are you hoping for it
to be the best selling Assassin's Creed game. Is that how I can read
those, that commentary? Could you talk
about pre-orders for both Outlaws
and Shadows and how they compare to previous
titles? So in terms
of...
We don't disclose nor comment pre-orders usually. What we can say is that what we've been observing and measuring is that our two big titles actually are indeed among the most awaited games of
the industry and they enjoy very strong positive community sentiment overall.
Shut it down!
Turn everything off now!
Ban them all!
I can't believe.
I love how, like...
At the beginning
Like he was so well spoken
And then as soon they asked about pre-orders,
Uh...
I was so awed.
Oh my god bro floundering
I know
I didn't even know this fucking happened
I had no idea about this holy shit
oh my god yeah works more than that's
one yeah boy i let them do what they're gonna do right
holy fuck man yeah the editors caught this
oh my god. Wow.
You guys looking for a new job? Yeah.
Well, now I can see why the stocks
went down. Note that
Ubisoft said they reached their estimate but not what
the investors expected. That's why it's down? Yeah.
And I think that again
you should expect that
they will present
their performance
in a way that's favorable to them.
Now, you legally can't lie at an investor's meeting.
So like that's why he said we can't disclose this
because he can't say that it's fine and it's not fine.
That would be illegal.
So,
he would have to say
you know,
that he had to do that.
He doesn't have an option.
Bro's evading hard? Yeah, exactly.
Yeah, it's
clearly not skull and bones.
I think it's a loud minority, and let's be honest, what most of the
Reddit YouTube commenters fail to realize is that this will probably sell a lot.
The same way Assassin's Creed Valhalla
made over $1 billion in likewise Hogwarts
Legacy.
I mean, I don't know. I feel like I wanted
to play Assassin's Creed Valhalla and I just
didn't. And I did play Hogwarts Legacy.
I don't feel like the only reason
I'm going to play the two new Ubisoft games
will be to make content out of them.
Like, I don't really think they're going to be that great.
I want to go into them with as much of a free
and open mind as possible but
obviously you can only do so much
So we'll see what happens
Valhalla was hyped? Yeah it was way more
hype than this was and there also wasn't a
bunch of drama. Yeah that's what
I would say too.
They initially hoped to sell Shadows to 11 million people
but lowered their estimate to 9 million
yeah that's a lot i mean that's almost like 20 right that's a pretty big drop
so yeah i mean of course the game will sell well and i'm sure they might make
at least some money on it will Will they make their money back?
It's hard to say, man.
And also will this game affect the ability for them
to make their money back in the next game?
Because like if you're running a company
and you're running something like this,
the current product isn't really what you're running something like this, the current product isn't
really what you're thinking about. You're thinking
about how the current product fits into
the product offering of
the company. So yeah,
sure, it might go pretty well for the beginning and you know maybe this one does
well. I think that's what happens with WOW is that like WOW was doing very well just continuously
drawing on people's good faith and good trust. But eventually that stopped,
and now the company is
defunct in a lot of ways, right?
I mean, every single thing they come out with
is met with a massive amount of
negative criticism and negativity.
And I think that's happened as a direct result
as of all those
brand withdrawals that they've done, and all the damage
that they've done to their brand over the years.
So yeah, I think that that's definitely what happened.
I think this is fucking hilarious.
They're not blatantly lying
but they're doing as close to it as possible.
Chinese game devs
know what gamers want?
Oh, this is that game I saw yesterday.
I can't watch this.
This is disgusting.
I'm not going to watch this.
Yeah, nope. This is disgusting. I'm not gonna watch this. Oh my god...
Yeah, nope!
Game of the year?
I just- no.
Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope!
Don't forget about Soul frame? Oh yeah!
Let's see if I can find this...
Alrighty can find this. Alrighty.
So, a lot of
people are being super negative
about Soul Frame.
Which I think is pretty funny.
I do. I think it's funny that this has happened
so if maybe better if it was focused on souls instead of anime uh cheeks feet i mean i don't know like what's wrong with feet listen, if people like it that's fine.
I'm just not one of them. So yeah
combat animations need to change because
it looks cheap
Putting Soulframe with good tens of hours into it, I do not mind.
It's nice fights are medium risk you can die and they don't pay attention
but half the time you'll be having a blast killing with sword throws.
So many people are crying over something
They haven't experienced yet it's a closed beta
just wait and see. Yep.
That's just about right.
Uh-huh.
When it comes out,
It's gonna be totally different!
Absolutely!
Oh yeah!
All right!
It's gonna be way better you don't even know yeah how many times does a game come out
and it's like yeah everybody thinks it looks like garbage but
it comes out and it's actually amazing oh that's right never it never happens
so yeah holy shit yeah it's just insane hopefully they'll change it Yeah it's just insane. Hopefully they'll change it.
It's like bro there is a bow you can use as the primary weapon
I'm not sure that...I don't see the need to change their content fundamentals
at this time maybe polish more, but the fundamentals are
fun.
Man.
I really feel
bad for these guys because
they guys because they don't know like,
they don't know
what they're doing
to themselves.
Yeah,
I'm going gonna be honest.
Like yeah, they don't know what they're doing to themselves.
A polished turd is still a turd?
Yeah, I think it is.
The delusion stick?
Absolutely.
Professional shit eaters?
Yeah! I mean, I think that really
if their perspective is about this
they're just gonna get...
Let me see here. Here's another post about it
Looks like Lords of the Fallen,
the very first one,
very clunky.
It plays less clunky
than it looks.
Uh-huh.
Okay. Yeah. Yeah,, of course I think people are being a bit dramatic about the combat.
Man... Man.
Here we go. Has Asmongold ruined the SoulFrame subreddit.
I didn't even know I did this, but it
turns out I've already
destroyed another game
that's not even been released.
That's right, gentlemen! I've ruined another subreddit that I have.
So yes guys, let's go ahead and read what they're saying here
Yeah, I's go.
I don't watch Asmongold. What I will say is the combat
looks bad. Does he subscribe
here? Oh, here we go.
Nobody had a few words about the latest gameplay reveal
and all the hate seeing in there is just echoing his words
and opinions granted he's admitted to never playing or even uh playing even warframe for a reference
so let me get this straight.
So everybody's
saying the same thing that I'm saying
and the only way that you
can make sense out of that is
that they're all listening to me. Well, if you
show a picture of a banana
to ten people and ten
people say it's a banana
maybe the reason why
is because you're looking at a fucking banana.
Maybe it doesn't have anything
to do with who said it first.
Maybe it has to do with this is a goddamn
motherfucking banana and everybody can see it.
It's obvious!
If it quacks like a banana, then it's
a banana. That's right!
Is Warframe that bad? What do they mean?
I don't even know!
Oh my god... here's another one i can counterpoint with this the only people
in a position to voice those opinions at this moment are the ones that have
actually played the game not someone watching it like myself really
really that's crazy because i thought
that as a customer
i have the right to give an opinion
about a product.
I did,
I thought that I had the right to do that.
I guess not.
That's crazy.
Opinions are illegal,
right?
Yes,
exactly.
And so stupid OP gets ratioed.
Yep,
that's right.
Everyone didn't have their opinions here. Oh, here we go. So you agree with
all his takes in knowing Warframe
and Soulframe prior? I love
the logic that because the
previous game was bad in some ways
that it's justifiable for
the new game to be bad.
What kind of a fucking idiot says this?
Who does
this?
Like, what? So so oh he doesn't understand the old game so the bad things in a new game he's wrong about they're not actually
bad they're just from the old game which makes them good?
What the
fuck?! Who is
this?! Who is this guy?!
So you agree with all
his takes on Warframe and sulfur.
Criticism is always important.
I wouldn't want it from someone unwilling to learn,
but I wouldn't want it from someone unwilling
to learn and try out the game.
That's not true at all.
I'm sure there's been plenty of food
that this guy has been served, and just by smelling and looking at it he turned away
And said you know what? I don't want to eat this. It doesn't look good
Would somebody go and tell him no you have to eat this in order to say that you don't want it? No!
It's-it's-in no other
world does this make sense.
Nobody thinks this.
What do ya mean?
I-I-It's like a This is fucking video game logic.
Yeah, people talk shit about food all the time though?
They do! Of course they do!
What's this here here no different than someone to hate on a restaurant from outside for years but once the newspaper comes out saying it's good
now he's got to try it i'd like to hear his opinion on 1999 reveal.
Uh-huh, sure.
Warframe is a different game who's commenting
on the melee system and it consists in both.
I... I Really feel bad for these people man, I really do. I do I really feel bad for these people, man. I really do.
I do. I really feel bad for them. Shit-eaters are eating hard? Yeah, I know!
Like he's... Oh my god.
DE has quite a track record with other games. I'm just commenting on the game that I'm looking at, I don't care about their whole history or anything like that.
This was a demo stream and people have been playing it for a year now?
Man.
I really feel bad for these guys because I know what's going to happen to them.
The game is gonna come come out and they're
gonna have the biggest amount of cognitive dissonance that they've ever
experienced in their life because
every single person that plays the game
almost will come to the same conclusion as I have.
They will, and it will be undeniable
And all of the copium and circle-jerking
and safe spacing away All of the copium and circle-jerking
and safe spacing away from criticism
will not save them
from the game being incredibly badly received
and probably never receiving a sequel
or any improvements in like in the future because it just
won't be successful why would they continue developing a game that nobody plays um obviously
the best example that i have of this is new world do you remember whenever
i made all these criticisms and these complaints about new world
and then the entire subreddit got together to have a therapy session about how i'm wrong about
everything and i'm stupid. And then they turned around
and they agreed with me two months later
because the fact is that
I was just better at the game than they were,
so I got farther faster
and they wouldn't get to where I was at
until two months later
and then they realized
that I was right about everything yeah exactly and this is
the same thing that's gonna happen trust me i played every single one of these souls like
combat games i've played all of them i put thousands of hours into these games. If I'm telling you
it looks like shit, it's because
it looks like shit.
Trust me.
And hey, don't
you know but
don't be surprised
when it doesn't
work
the new world
incident gameplay
looks horrible
yeah
you need to tell
me I have eyes
yeah exactly
Warframe fans are very defensive and aggressive since for yeah you need to tell me i have eyes yeah exactly
warframe fans are very defensive and aggressive since first descendant
release yeah i don't know about that i'm just saying in general like with uh
with soul frame the game looks like shit and nobody will play it
and people will say
that it's garbage when
it comes out.
That's what's going to
happen if they release
it in the state that
it looks like.
And I watched the game
a year ago,
and I watched it now
and the combat has
made no progress
and it's still just complete garbage
and i think that this should be very concerning to anybody with a brain so yeah uh that's what
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Yeah, of course that's what's going to happen. Of course people want
to be able to do that. Like it's not even a question.
Yeah, of course people are going to pirate
shit. What are we even talking about?
It's not even a question! Duh!
Yeah!
She just discovered piracy?
Of course this is how it happens.
Yeah, that's why F movies gets taken down? Well yeah
I mean obviously the sites go
up and then they go down. That's just how everything
is. SNK Capcom
I think I saw this on Twitter
Let me see if I can find it here.
Capcom censorship for English version.
Is it just me or is the West becoming more
like the Middle East? Let's take
a look at it. So
SNK versus Capcom SVC Chaos censored on English version.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh, here we go.
What a fucking surprise!
Give me one second...
Wow, we've never seen this happen before! What a shock!
So, this is
apparently the...
I guess this is the Japanese version
and you can see this is the character
right there. And then you've got the english version where she's covered
up oh when they move the other girl off there too. Look at this! I didn't even notice this.
Yeah look at that so they got rid of the girl too at the same time? And they also removed all of the cleavage.
Man!
It's just the advertising poster? Well if it is just the advertising
poster, why do you feel the need to
change it? Don't ever
let somebody make you think that you're being
stupid for
caring about something like this because they were
the ones that were stupid enough in the first place to change it.
They're changing it on purpose, and they are doing it because of some sort of weird fucking personal agenda.
It's weird! Why is it being censored in the first place?
Why are you doing this?
Yeah, they don't know guys buy these games
I know!
It's nuts man
USA is under 18 and over there it's 18 plus. Is that it? Let me see.
So, it has a different rating in the US and that's why it's changed is that is that the case
it's weird how games can show hot women but on social media it's so much only fans lemon
yeah excuse yeah exactly you're growing the bottoms Yeah, shit excuse? Yeah exactly.
The girl on the bottom is still there but darkness is covering up her exposed body?
Yeah I know.
Notice how none of the guys that got covered up are in Sydney Muskewer?
Yeah, I know. The pair in black... what's this here?
Let me try and remember what this is.
Yeah. A lot of Western women
hate hot girls.
Not the worst argument if
the ratings are different though?
Uh, yeah I mean
I would say that was the reason they did it but other than that I really just don't think
so. Isn't Nikkei 13 plus?
Yeah, I would say so.
That's how chat pulls out
the obvious. Why don't they censor the guys
too? The reason why they don't censor
the guys is because this censorship
is being pushed by soy boys
and fat women who are insecure about
their bodies. Those are
only two groups of people who are pushing this and care about it.
And unfortunately, there are some guys that try to pretend like they care
about this because it's the only way...the only way that they can attract
female attention is by being subservient
simps and doing what they're told.
And so because of that,
they see stuff like this and they try to
overcorrect because they're probably freaky
or weird in real life, you know like
personally and so
they have to put on this act as if
they care about this kind of stuff in order
to counteract you know like
probably what's in their own head. I think that's really what's happening
That's really what it is
and that's why you see all these people
It's always the biggest virtue signorers
that get exposed for being the biggest freaks
It's because they're the ones that think they have to overcompensate
because every other normal person
sees something like this and is like, oh yeah
that's cool she's hot but some
freak like that sees it and he says
oh wow this reminds me that I'm a fucking
freak. And I have to act like
I care about this so people don't know
that. That's what I think is really going
on
There's your projection? Exactly.
This is literally just so they can show it in more places
like magazines and stuff
I don't know, there's plenty of stuff like this in magazines
Like there's plenty of girls in bikinis and magazines. It's ridiculous.
That's not the reason why. Yeah.
Uh... that's basically it. You talk about how stupid the comment
The West is bigger than the Middle East middle east is yeah it's stupid Oh, Biden's out.
Ooh!
Let's take a look at it here we go my fellow americans over the past three and a half years we've made great progress as a nation today america has its strongest economy in
the world they made some historic investments in rebuilding our nation and lowering prescription
drug costs for seniors and expanding affordable health care to record number of Americans.
We've provided critically needed care to a million veterans, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
okay, and we passed the most significant climate legislation in history of the world.
America has never been better positioned to lead where we are today.
I know none of this could have been done without you,
the American people together.
We overcame a once-in-a-century pandemic
and the worst economic crisis since
the great depression we've protected and preserved our
democracy and we've revitalized and strengthened
our allies around the world it's been the greatest honor of my life to serve
you as your president,
and while it has been my intention to seek re-election I believe that is in
the best interest of my party and the country for me to stand down
and refocus solely
on fulfilling my duties as president
for the remainder of my term.
I will speak to the nation later
about this this week.
For now, let me express
my deepest gratitude to all of you that have worked to see
me so hard to be reelected i also want to thank vice president kamala harris
for being an extraordinary partner in all this work and let me express
my heartfelt appreciation to the American people in faith
for all the trust that you've placed in me.
Oh, my God!
Holy shit.
Wow, I'll put that in the title bro like that's nuts holy fuck
that is insane
it's actually jover
holy shit Holy shit.
It's fake? No it's not.
Like, it's from his official account. This is the account, this is the post right here.
Wow!
Oh my god it's Jover, yep. Wow!
Oh my god I went to vacuum clean for three minutes and now a new historic moment happens?
Yeah something like that.
Yeah yeah we had another one of those situations.
So who's in charge now?
Uh, well he's still in charge
He's just not running
for re-election
Yeah he's just not running for reelection
yeah i mean it you know he's gonna finish out the term and and do that and
then he just doesn't run for re-election that said
he's still president of january yet yet he's president president until January? Yeah, yeah. He's president for a while
guys.
You realize that's not his account?
You think it's not his account?
So he has
so if you look
right here, it has the official statement here, a verified account.
It's a government account.
This is a special verification that Twitter does explicitly for government officials.
He has 38 million followers
this is a post that's made right here and you can click on it
it links directly to the post and if you see this here
you would look at it and
See the exact same thing that I just read.
It's real guys!
It's fucking real!
He is dropping out!
This is historic, this is insane
Oh my god
Wow
I actually respect Biden and
I'm happy he made this decision
Yeah, I think I am too i actually respect biden and i'm happy he made this decision
i think i yeah i think i am too honestly this is the best thing that he could
have done especially after getting covid and
everything else? Yeah.
This is a good decision for him to make. It was forced? Well,
regardless of whether it was forced or not,
it's the right outcome to happen.
Yeah, this is
the
best outcome possible Yeah, this is the... This is
the best outcome possible.
He could finally actually
retire? Yeah, why do people hate Kamala so much?
Um...
I don't think people really hate her I just don't think people really hate her.
I just don't think people really give a shit about her either, right?
I mean like that's about it.
It was useless.
I mean, I don't even know what she does.
I mean, she's vice president, right?
They're going to nominate Hillary and Michelle Obama? Who do you think will run
now?
You think Michelle Obama?
I mean,
I feel like Michelle Obama
would probably have
one of the highest chances
of running or winning.
I don't think she'd win necessarily
but she's got a pretty high chance of it
I really
don't know what's gonna happen
I'm gonna be honest
yeah, Shoehorn RFK Jr. in? There's no way they're going to bring that guy in.
He's not part of the Democratic Party... he's not part of their end group.
Like, he says he's a Democrat and
you know, yeah sure right but he's
not part of the club
let's be honest. He's not part of
the cabal. Yeah like let's be honest
The establishment clique? Yeah
I mean maybe it could happen I just don't really think Like, let's be honest. The establishment clique? Yeah.
I mean, maybe it could happen.
I just don't really think it will.
You see Alex Jones saying...
What do you call him?
Alex Jones saying
Hillary will replace Biden They're going to replace Hillary Clinton. Alex Jones saying Hillary will replace Biden?
They're going to replace Hillary Clinton?
Yeah, I don't think that's going to work at all.
I think like realistically it's just over right
that's it, it's just over
there's no
it doesn't really matter who they run
or who they put up there
Trump is going gonna win 100 now
i mean i can't imagine somebody like coming in and uh
and being able to do that yeah it's jover it is
yeah i mean i how come no news network is reporting this?
I don't know. It probably just happened a couple of minutes ago.
Yeah, I don't know.
They probably haven't done it yet because
yeah, literally just happened.
Jover is trending on Twitter? Let me see.
Yeah! Let me look at it right now.
Uh, this is some other shit.
Yeah it seems like it hasn't really started trending yet.
But there we go! Wow.
Holy fucking shit
I can't believe it
Actually, I can
But still
Wow
Probably for the best
Yeah, I think so wow probably for the best
yeah i think so it took him long enough to be honest yeah i feel like i i think like when does the election happen it It's in November right? So like you've got
like three months to build up a candidate
to like make people vote for that
candidate instead of like Trump
Like I just, I don't see that happening
November 5th. Yeah, that's like three months then
because it's already the 21st in this month
so
yeah, it's not going to work
a lot of his campaign funds can only
go to Kamala and not a new candidate. Oh,
right, legally? Yeah, I guess that makes
sense.
Man,
I wonder who they're going to bring in now.
Also got to fund them too? Yeah, I know.
France
did it in two weeks? Yeah, but like
I don't know about America doing that, right?
I don't know about what happened with France
that well.
Fun thing about anyone? Gavin Newsom.
I feel like especially
with that recent trans
kids bill, I think that that's just a uh
that's not gonna fly with an average person it's not
that's not going anywhere let's be honest
it's been jover since the debate let's be honest. It has been Jover since the debate, let's be real? Yeah.
What Bill now? There was some like Bill where
schools were not
obligated to tell parents if their kids
were identifying as a different gender at school.
And I think a lot of people,
pretty much universally online we're against this.
And I think that if you communicate that to the public,
most
average people will see that and be like,
what the fuck?
Yeah, yeah.
I can go through it and talk about
It more but
That's basically what happens
Who cares about online
No I think that really
If you communicate that to
Like an average
voter population,
this will be
incredibly unpopular.
Insanely fucking unpopular.
Regardless of whether you think like
and I think that a lot of people are like
oh but I agree with it, I think it's the right decision
because like abuse to parents or something like that
sure, right? But like I'm saying
that you can still acknowledge that a lot of other people will not see it that way
i think you're wrong on that
so let me get so i th you said I think it's a good idea.
You're not listening to what I said.
Did I say it was a good idea?
I could see where they're coming from with doing it right
because they're worried that the kid
could come out and then get abused by the parents i see
why the bill was written right i can see the logic but i'm saying that if you present this to
an audience nobody is going to fucking agree with this.
Sorry. It's not gonna
happen. Whether you think that they should or not,
it's not gonna happen.
It's not even close. So yes,
I don't know who they could bring in ap news just confirmed it yeah of course
what exactly is an average voter population in your mind people that are over the age of 40.
people that are over the age of 40. people that are over the age of 40 and generally more
conservative
because i think that there's a lot of
people who
are more conservative but they just
don't like some of the policies Republicans have.
And they just want things to basically kind of stay the same.
So any of this weird sex-gender stuff... They're not really going
to understand it because it's not intuitive
to an average person, right?
It's like an average person.
There's men and women
and that's it.
Now you can think in your mind
but it's actually all this other stuff
and there's science to this
but you're not going to communicate that to a person that goes
to Walmart every day. Right?
You're not going to communicate that to an average
factory worker or grocery store
worker or something like that. They're not going
to see it that way.
So yeah, I'm that they're not gonna they're not gonna see it that way so yeah trump won now well trump one after the debate to be honest with you guys i think that's what happened
this is just basically a victory lap. This is confirmation.
Does this ever happen to a president? Um, I don't know.
I'd have to really think about it.
I'm not sure.
It's crazy how slow Google and mainstream news is compared
to Twitter and live streams.
Yeah, it's because things have to like Like you know, how do you turn?
Is it easier to turn a canoe or is it
easier to turn the Titanic?
Or like an aircraft carrier.
So yeah, LBJ did that? Is that right?
We have confirmation from the source?
Yeah, exactly. This is good for
Democrats? I can see why you
say that.
You're thinking the Democrats are hoping to coast pretty much off of...
Basically off of negativity? Like,
To hopefully win based off
of enough people hating Trump.
I think that that probably
would have worked pre-assassination
but now I think
a lot of people
have kind of tempered
their hostility towards him after that.
I think it's definitely changed the temperature of that.
Not really?
I think so, and I don't think it's been a big factor,
but I think it's been enough to
like kind of flip the scales.
That's because you live in Texas? I don't live in Texas, I live on the internet. Like I'm not going outside
talking about this one way or another.
Trump still has time
to mess up? He does. Absolutely.
Dog, your internet brain is too narrow?
Okay. Well, um...
You know, I guess we're gonna find out, right?
This is what I think is gonna happen
and I think that this has absolutely happened
Like, I-I think that after the assassination like attempt and all
that, like shooting his ear and everything,
I think it has changed a lot of people's perceptions of Trump
And I don't think it's gone... It hasn't taken
80% of people, but it's changed
5 or 10% in the middle
and I think that's enough to flip
the public sentiment.
I do think that's happened, absolutely. And
even if you think that hasn't happened it has also happened
like...it made his supporters way more
positive. It made them, uh... what's your evidence?
Vibe check! Total vibe
check. This is my opinion.
I don't have evidence for this.
I don't have proof for it.
I've just been reading the internet. This is what I do
Yeah, no really it's a vibe check
I think this is what happened
I'm guessing this
My proof is that I made it the fuck up. Absolutely.
Yeah, and if you think that I'm wrong about this,
You have every right to think that.
But this is what I think happened,
and we'll see what happens.
Did Trump steal all his fun? Yeah, who knows.
Is robbing assassination
boost approval ratings based?
Yeah.
Do I need a PhD to have an opinion
and go ask the people at Walmart?
Yeah, sure.
It's your lived experience?
I'm living my truth, okay?
You're 100% wrong?
Well hey, if you don't like Trump
you certainly hope I am, right?
I mean yeah, there you go.
NBC News just made an article about it.
Yeah of course, what a surprise they made an article about it yeah of course what a surprise they made an article
about the current president stepping down in the middle of an election cycle wow that's crazy i
would have never expected that yeah yeah i bet that is what happened right? That's crazy. So yeah. Wow. We'll read some of these.
I love this season of USA Peak Entertainment. Thank you. President for your service and stepping aside
another banger tweet
Joe the Democrats threw away 15
million votes
Biden just retire
please buy them Joe is resigning only because he got caught?
Everything we are witnessing is the result of a stolen election?
Should I read all that?
Trump 20 take America back.
Democrat Party, oh boy.
We love you Biden thank you for doing what's right. You really love your country. Democrats know how to kick
Trumps ass for sure. Thanks, Grandpa.
I hope this helps. Sober you're retarded.
Now what?
Lol, 18 hours ago.
It's a miracle, folks. Donald told the truth for once. It's the most important election in our lifetimes and I will win it.
Well... he should have said
He won't lose it
Because if he drops out
He can't lose
So in a way
Joe Biden will not lose in 2024. there you go yeah he rage quit yeah exactly i didn't
bro i didn't lose to you i left the match what do you mean he didn't win though
yeah but he didn't lose either oh my god wait so it's actually Jover this time?
Oh my god. Well done! Bro finally-
That's not him.
Oh my god.
Good, you geriatric fuck!
Man... Man... Man.
You sure lost that debate?
He did.
The DNC wrote the tweet, How do you not all see that?
Does anybody here actually think Joe Biden wrote this?
Nobody actually thinks that, right?
Of course not! Yeah of course no we're asking actually thinks that, right?
Of course not.
Yeah, of course. No, no, right?
And so, no.
Obviously he didn't do that.
We know that he didn't write the tweet but he probably looked at it and he's like,
uh, yeah.
And that's about it? That's all
I need? He signed off on it?
Yeah, he just
agreed to it.
When he tells me Trump will swipe away any newcomers
from the Democrats even hard-hitting did with Biden
oh yeah no doubt you could have went out
with so much dignity people saw this coming two years ago
but mainstream media didn't want to report on it. Don't you think so?
I think that Biden's
cognitive decline is absolutely
the emperor's new clothes. I think
that it damaged mainstream media's credibility
tremendously. It damaged Democrat credibility and it damaged everything.
Absolutely, this happened. It was obvious to any person with a brain that Joe Biden's cognitive ability has declined
and the constant
refusal to talk about it, and
the beating around the bush.
I don't think Joe Biden is
mentally
like... Basically,
here's a normal person and I think Joe Biden is about right
here but here's where the
president needs to be. Is he up there?
Nope, he's not
so I can easily assume, yes, maybe he's able to...
Like Joe Biden isn't disconnected.
He just has high latency.
He has high ping.
So he can do things in the game. It just takes him longer
So yeah sure, but do you want to have somebody with high latency?
How many of you guys ever raided with someone who lived in Australia?
Holy fuck! They're messing
everything up all the time, it's so fucking annoying
and yeah they've got a good head on their shoulders
but the PC isn't so good
is it? And that's the difference
Dial-up connection... Yeah he's on dial-up!
And so yeah... I think for
sure he was
probably competent enough to make his own decisions
etc., But man,
being the president...
I feel like you have to be at least above average
intelligence to be president, right?
Meeting
the base cognitive level that like,
the doctors make you take to see if you need to have a caretaker at home.
I feel like you need to be at least a little bit above that to be president
right? I mean like what the fuck
Yeah, what are we talking about? Yes
yes sure
So Trump is saying
Bush and Trump
I understand that you guys think
Bush and Trump are stupid
But can you acknowledge the fact That you guys think Bush and Trump are stupid.
But can you acknowledge the fact that Joe Biden is way more stupid?
I understand
Bush said some dumb stuff.
Trump has said dumb stuff.
Absolutely.
But the cognitive decline of Biden,
like again, bro if you go
back and you watch his speech that he did with like hillary clinton's campaign in
2016 bro this dude would have wiped the floor with donald trump wouldn't even been close who'd
blown him the fuck out it wouldn't be like i'm telling you guys it would have blown him the fuck out. I'm telling you guys,
it would have been probably one of the biggest landslides ever.
And you can't watch that speech
or any of the other speeches he did be before that you can't watch that and
then see him now and be like what's the problem what's wrong What do you mean?
Why are you talking cognitive decline, what is that?
What do you mean by that?
Yeah he would have eviscerated 2016
He would've. It wouldn't have been close so you
think trump's stupid i don't think
trump is stupid right
and but like trump's obviously above
average intelligence right
he's obviously a smart guy now you might not think he is the smartest
person out there. You might think that there is somebody who can do
the job better than him but to say that he is stupid
is...
Listen guys
this like a redditor opinion. If you
genuinely think that you're smarter than somebody
who has the ability to run for president
and run all these businesses
and do all of this stuff
These are the people who think they're smarter than Elon Musk.
You're not!
This is peak Redditor hubris.
Peak Redditor arrogance.
You're not.
You're not even remotely close.
Accomplish 1% of what they do You're not. You're not even remotely close.
Accomplish 1% of what they do,
then maybe somebody will take you seriously.
Yes, you're absolutely fucking delusional.
And that goes for Obamaama too or or biden or nancy pelosi these people are not stupid they're not stupid
they're stupid with some things aren't they but within a general sense they are
not stupid.
Yeah chat's triggered?
Bro like being born rich equals smart?
There is plenty of people smart equals successful?
Uh yeah I would say that in a general sense,
people that are successful or smart at a much higher ratio.
And also like this isn't being successful.
This is being president of the United States.
This is the pinnacle of the Pinnacle.
If you think somebody just meanders around with a 90 IQ and accidentally becomes president,
You're fucking delusional.
It's insane. Anybody would even believe that for a second. Peak
Redditor delusion. Peak arrogance.
Peak hubris. Just
insane that you could even believe that.
Anyway...
Yes, Elon is streaming? I don't think so.
But yeah, uh,
I think Trump won won. 100%.
100%
It's not even a question
Man, you please add the Biden emote to Twitch it's so good
I guess so. George Bush was kinda dumb. Why, because he talked a certain way in a few speeches?
Why?
Man... Man.
Man. Do you think the Democrats run somebody young that could attract voters who don't want a geriatric president?
No, because Trump isn't perceived as being old.
He's not. Like whether you want to admit he's 78 right?
He is not perceived as being old in the same way that Donald or sorry what do you call it Joe Biden is
like for example like he is? No, he's not
It's not the same thing
Like Bernie isn't perceived as being old in the same way that
Biden is either
So like, for example, people don't view
Trump's age as a massive negative. And I think the
Democrats and people that are against Trump
have tried to create, like, a false equivalency
between, like, Trump's age and Biden's
age where it's not
really about the age. Like, Trump dyes his hair
he wears that weird
orange shit on his face
he's walking and moving around
he doesn't need help moving around
like, he doesn't perceive
project the image of a person around like he doesn't perceive he doesn't project
the image of a person who is
old or elderly at all
and if you think that it's the same thing as Biden
again, you are on
copium. You are so fucking delusional if you think it's the same thing.
Biden is only three years older? Did I say that? Let's go watch
The VOD again and listen to what i said, you're arguing against something i didn't say
judge most of the fighter pilot somebody else is very talented something yeah no
doubt the perception thing absolutely yeah
it's not age it's cognitive ability yeah absolutely
there's little videos of trump needing help walking sometimes i haven't seen them
and even if uh even if they are out there they're not as prevalent
and people haven't seen them a whole lot. It's
not the same thing with Biden. It's all about perception it's
not even about what's real or what's not real. It's about the perception.
Hmm.
When Trump runs against someone much younger, he's going to look old for sure.
Maybe you're right, but I don't think that...
I personally don't think
that they can use Trump's age
against him in the election.
And I think especially
they're not going to be able to do it
because they just spent a bunch of time trying to
explain how Biden's age wasn't a problem.
So, how is it the person who's
even worse than Trump isn't a problem?
But now that it's not your guy
now it's an issue. The messaging is completely wrong.
You can't do it.
It doesn't work.
Sorry.
Yeah,
it's just not going to happen.
Joe Biden just tweeted again. Did he say JK?
Oh, he made another tweet? Okay I'll read it again
Our fellow Democrats have decided not to I'm going to go ahead and start the poll.
My fellow Democrats,
have decided not
to accept a nomination
and focus all of my energies
on my duties as president for the remainder of my term. My very first decision as the party nominee in 2020 was to pick Kamala Harris
as my vice president, and it's been the best decision I've made today.
I want to offer my full support and endorsement for Kamala to be the nominee for our party this year.
Democrats, it's time to come together and beat Trump.
Let's do this. Oh no!
Oh man!
Well, now we don't have to talk about a theoretical anymore
do we?
Jesus what a terrible choice.
Wow!
So he's endorsing Kamala Harris for president. I think this will bring it up, right?
This is what Trump said about this will bring it up right
this is what trump said about kamala
harris
there was a video that was recently
leaked shitty audio give me a minute um
former
US President Donald Trump was caught on camera.
I think she's going to be better, and that means we have Kamala.
I think she's gonna be better. She's so bad.
She's so bad she's so pathetic Jesus Christ.
Man...
Didn't lie? Yeah, exactly. He didn't have a choice
that's what happens when we endorse far-left
ideologies for votes. Well it didn't work
out! We should all
vote for Kamala Harris to to make hillary clinton mad
i feel like that's probably the strongest argument i've heard so far
yeah uh you know what i i feel like you know what that might have just got my vote right there
she always looks drunk to me. I love how everybody was like happy that he
was stepping down and now he endorses Kamala Harris,
And it's just like...
Hey! Here's one thing that
you can be sure
of though is that now we
know that it actually was Biden
that put this out and it wasn't his campaign because i don't think that anybody
would have done this except for biden yep because it's stupid. It's dumb.
It's so stupid.
So yeah,
it was actually him guys.
What did he step down?
He did.
Yeah.
Screw the 14 million primary voters who cast their ballots for you am i right
who will be kamala's vp candidate
hillary clinton i don't know Are you stepping down due to the number
of ratios you've gotten on Twitter?
Ratio. Oh my god.
Thank you! You can't do this,
your grandson Hunter is next in line
of succession so you can't just skip over him to a sitting governor that's
true it would have to be fair the most entertaining outcome
would be if he had endorsed his son, Hunter Biden.
To be fair, like, if that had happened...
That would have been awesome.
Crack is back? Crackdown on crime!
American Dentistry? Yep, there we go.
I wish... that would have been insane.
All drugs are illegal? Well they wouldn't be legal. They'd be mandatory.
You weren't gonna win anyway. Kamala for president! Who's with me?
Nobody? No one?
Oh no!
God damn.
You will be forever remembered as America's worst president? Jesus... Wow Jesus.
Wow! You are going to the dustbin of history
while we continue this struggle for free
Palestine.
Oh snap, there it is.
Will the rest of the Democratic Party also get behind this?
So you capitulated to the Obama-led coup and ignored the will of your Democratic voters. Yeah, something like that.
Yep.
Obama's at it again, yep.
Kamala Harris is the worst approval of any vice president in U.S. history,
so naturally Joe Biden endorses her. Yeah. Only 3% of respondents said Harris was their first choice.
Wow! Trump's 5 million popular vote victory
just turned into 8 million
God is on our side
if you're not capable of running
you're not capable of running, you're not capable of being president.
Ah, yeah!
I mean...
Well, I mean,
he's not going to back down.
He's just going
to keep doing it.
It'll be fun probably, right?
It'll probably be fine.
Yeah.
The dude could barely walk? Yeah.
Oh...
Man...
Oh man, I look forward to the next debate.
You fuck your supporters?
If i was Trump, I wouldn't even do another
Debate. I would be like listen
Like cause it's any in any debate
like there's no way it could make things get yeah there's
no need yeah i wouldn't do another one because
like the only thing that can happen is that
you can look dumb in front
of this other person. So right
now, nobody knows or really cares about
them. So people are
probably going to get I guarantee you
do you want to know what's really sad?
I'm going to tell you
what's going to happen on November 5th.
Millions of voters are going to go in
to the ballot box
and they're going to say,
Donald Trump...
Man... Trump.
Ma'am, where's Biden?
What is this more of that elect interfere? Where is he?
It's true. That's what's going to happen.
That's the average voter, okay?
This is a messed up ballot this is this one of that. This isn't one of them Dominion machines, isn't oh
Boy What's gonna happen Oh boy.
What's gonna happen?
Excuse me, this one wasn't made in China now was it?
I think Russia put in these machines. They took Biden off the ballot box.
That's it, yeah.
Like they're not even going to know why the fuck this happened.
Biden will still win via
write-ins?
That would be really
entertaining if that happened. Horrible decision,
you deserved far better.
Thank you for all you've done for this country. Horrible
decision, yep, absolutely. You fucked
your supporters. I would vote for a golden
retriever over any Republican
at this point. Well,
interesting.
Anyone but Trump, anyone but an isolationist thank you for everything president
biden you only served four years but you can take solace in the fact that he made
an enormous impact during that short time of Of course, the impact was totally disastrous...
but it WAS ENORMOUS!
Please stand by. Oh my god.
No.
And I saw such incredible deep state pressure last week, I said,
I think Biden will be gone
by the... I think I said
the 20th or 21st.
... so Democratic sources, this is happening all of a sudden. Everyone said it would happen gradually and then all at once
And that's what's happening
According to my sources, President Biden has agreed
to step down as a Democratic nominee.
It will happen as early as this weekend.
A speech has been drafted for him.
While other networks lie to you about what's
happening now.
I think I shed the 20th or 21st
It's the 21st today,
right now
How the fuck did this happen? I mean, I know how it happened. Right? It's because
he makes predictions every single day and he makes a thousand predictions
And one of them comes true and they're're like I knew it he's a wizard.
I know how it happened but it's still crazy
that he ended up being right about this
one because this is a pretty big one you know?
How does you know? How does he
know? I mean
it's the end of the week, right?
Sunday is the beginning of the new week, right?
You know planning it off of COVID
I feel like
I don't know know planning it off of kobe i feel like
i don't know maybe he has maybe hey maybe he has a time machine
maybe he has sources maybe other people
told them etc oh my god joe just dropped down. by the Democratic primary voters to drop out because he's down in the polls and losing?
I mean,
I heard last week you would resign at this exact time and date. It was widespread knowledge in D.C. The real powers that be are discarding the old puppet in favor of one that has a better chance of fooling the public.
They fear Trump because he is not a puppet.
Well,
I mean...
We'll see what happens, right?
Uh-I'm not a god joe biden drops out of the presidential oh my god holy shit
biden is already quits the president this is nuts
holy holy fucking shit who's the new candidate um well uh uh I
Kamala Harris
it's Kamala he endorsed
Kamala Harris for president
yeah president. Yeah.
And also, like by the way
him doing this is like a huge
fucking L because now
that like everybody is talking about
this and people's first impressions
are super important so
as soon as people hear
that it's Kamala Harris
they're not going to like...
They are going to kind of stop paying
attention to it. They will say, oh, it's Kamala Harris
and they aren't gonna know that we'll get
change. They just see he made
this post and said this and that she's the nominee.
So like, this actually
damages any other candidate
besides her.
Instead? Yeah yeah exactly.
Who's gonna be VP if it's Roy Harris? I don't know.
It killed any excitement for possibilities? Yeah, exactly.
He did so she can get his campaign funds?
Hmm?
It's not Kamala, the DNC hasn't happened yet.
Yeah I know that but what I'm saying is
that the media messaging
that Joe Biden drops out
and endorses Kamala Harris
is going to make a lot of people
think that Kamala Harris
is the one who's gonna be running.
I'm sorry, guys.
Like remember what
I just said before about how people
are going to go to the ballot box and wonder where Joe Biden is?
People
are stupid.
See, do you want to know why
I believe this? It's because in World of Warcraft
there was a change made
in Cataclysm to where you couldn't
run 25 man and 10
man raids twice in the same week
And it took people until the end of
Mists of Pandaria or into Warlords
of Draenor. This by the way was like
five years in the future to
figure out that this change
was made because they would keep joining raids for 25 men
oh i guess i'm saved i forgot they were the same oh yeah no guys wow has given me No, guys.
Wow has given me the
truth about the way
that people are.
Yeah, Ben there? Exactly.
What's the alternative to Kamala? Everyone else is unknown or unpopular or unknown.
I think Michelle Obama would do better than Kamala Harris,
I think that Gavin Newsom would do better than Kamala Harris, those are two of them.
Yeah.
I mean, that's...
Maybe somebody else? I'm trying to think
the main ones that I can really think of.
Yeah.
Vogue Newsome?
I'm not saying
that, like, he's good.
I'm saying that people
know him and
he would have
a degree of awareness.
That's all I'm saying.
I'm saying, like,
these are the...
This is the most possible,
like the most well-known alternative.
I guess we'll have to wait and see what happens.
People saying Newsom are idiots, we all hate him here in California?
Um...
Okay but you- if you hate somebody it means you know who they are.
You see what I'm saying?
Like...
People KNOW him.
Question marks? Yeah. We? Exactly, you still voted for him?
Yeah he still won the election that's true
Kamala plus another female VP would it be an immediate L?
Yeah. I'll be very curious to see what's going to happen.
I think that the chances of Kamala Harris winning the election...
They're zero. It's just not going to happen.
There is no possibility for it.
There's not like a maybe. It's literally zero.
There it is, it's 0Y.
I don't think anybody takes her seriously.
What has Kamala Harris done?
I don't think anybody even knows.
Like, they're not gonna... she looks much younger and people aren't going to take that seriously.
Uh yeah, I mean really? 100% wrong?
Okay.
Alright! it wrong. Okay. Alright.
She's not a felon and is funny?
That could help her? I don't think people really care about that.
Unless something huge happens with Trump? Yeah, no doubt.
What do you think will happen if Trump
wins without
the fear-mongering stuff realistically? Do you think people...
Do you think Project 2025 is going to be a big thing?
I don't even know what...
What is Project 2025 doing?
It brings back slavery.
It takes away women's right to vote.
And what else? There is something else, right? It bans porn. Yeah I trump disavowed it. Yeah, he's gonna disavow
it a thousand times
and people are gonna say
I can't wait for him to do it.
Like, it's just...
People are just stupid.
Let's read some more
of the posts about this.
Is there anything else going on?
So I'm not running for re-election, it's just people that are reposting nothing too crazy man
isn't it crazy that like so many of these things have happened while i've been live
like i'm thinking about that a lot myself
and it's really kind of weird.
Yeah, like, I've been live
and just watched this happen.
Holy shit.
Think you underestimate the amount of people who just won't vote trump no matter what regardless
if it's terrorists or not i do i i do think that's a lot of people but i think that that number has
gone down i feel like the reason why Trump lost is because
of COVID. If it wasn't for COVID, he would have won
in 2020.
And so if you think about it from
that context that it took
a 100-year plague
to cause this guy to lose.
That the media, even
whether you think that this is fair
or not, the media did, I think
successfully blame COVID's proliferation in the us on trump they got a lot
of people to think that this happened because of trump now you might not think that's true
or you might think it is true. But you gotta admit, a lot
of people thought this and they did a really good job
with that messaging. So yes
I think that absolutely
It's not even gonna be
close
So if he lost by like It's not even gonna be close.
So if he lost by like... what did he lose by? Like a few million votes?
After, like, a 100 year plague that everybody had their entire life changed for uh and that's not happening now no i don't see him losing again
i don't see it happening true social post yeah we'll see what happens let me see here Oh boy. Crooked Joe Biden was not fit to run for president and is certainly not fit to serve. And he never was.
He only attained the position of president by lies,
fake news
and not leaving his basement.
All those around him
including his doctor
and the media knew that he wasn't capable of being
president and he wasn't. And now look what he's done to our country with millions of people coming
across our border totally unchecked and unvetted. Many from
prisons, mental institutions, and record
numbers of terrorists.
We will suffer again greatly because
of his presidency but we will remedy
the damage done very quickly make America great again." There it is!
Yep, what a surprise.
Before the shooting you said trump won't win again
no i didn't i said that i thought trump would win
i thought i thought he was going to win.
What do you mean?
No,
I've said that for a long time.
I've said that
for like six months.
Yeah, but I'm gonna go ahead and do this.
Yeah, like what do you mean?
There's a single person on
this planet getting fooled by this felon? i mean that's what people are wondering about people believing that joe biden didn't have a
cognitive decline the truth is people believe what they want to believe that's all that matters
like that's just the uh that's the truth that's how it always is.
Finally he can sleep.
Man.
You don't just get rid of your candidate because he's losing.
Oh! There's a myth that President Biden is running for president. I think they just put a brain-dead hollowed out husk of a human being in the White House because that's more convenient
for them. The risk is a thinking person could change
their mind. They don't want somebody who can change their mind,
they want Joe Biden. Mark my words,
Joe Biden will not be the nominee for the Democratic
Party. We know he's not even
the President of the United States. He is a puppet for the managerial class.
Step up and be honest about who you're actually going to put on so we can have an honest debate
Biden should step aside, so we could see whether it's Newsom or Michelle Obama whoever else
just tell us the truth
so we can have an honest debate.
Man!
The president is healthy and vigorous, fit enough
to perform his presidential duties.
Fit for duty. Fit for duty.
Fit to successfully execute the duties of the presidency.
Excuse me, dealing with everything we have to do with uh... look if we finally beat Medicare...
Man.
Man! Man. Leaked memo shows JD Vance's anti-woke ideology on foreign affairs,
and then he retweeted it and he said they got me?
Oh my God.
Jesus Christ. god speech it's a square by text
that
i actually saw little bit about this and we see if I can show you guys.
It'll take a minute scrolling, because it was from yesterday or something.
Where is that?
I think it's right around in here.
Yeah, leaked memos. Yeah, this is what
happened. Leaked memos show
that JD Vance is so hardcore against wokeness
That he froze dozens of ambassador nominations over their views on gender transition and DEI
To do this, Vance asked prospective ambassadors if they'd increase the number of
gender-neutral bathrooms in embassies
boost resources for gender
transitions and raise the pride
progress flag or celebrate
Pride in general. if they said yes
they'd be rejected.
He made himself
the quote single
biggest obstacle to confirming
career ambassadors in the Senate, according
to the State Department.
Jesus!
Oh my fucking God.
Why you read posts from random Malaysian men?
Because he said what the article said.
I don't care about like,
You're trying to be like,
Oh this person is an American so like
You're stupid for listening to their tweet.
I'm not reading their tweet. I'm not reading their tweet.
I'm reading what their tweet says.
I'm reading the words,
not the person.
That's all?
Yeah,
I know this might be confusing for you. It might be upsetting.
Well, phobia is funny? A lot of people are in favor of this honestly and I'm not surprised.
Let's see here...
Man! surprised. Let's see here... Man, they got me! Holy shit! Oh boy, oh boy. I always talk about the importance of self-care and
i know that as the vice president you don't really have many time off to
really do anything for yourself because
you're helping run the country.
But when you do have time to yourself...
Do you think he leaked it himself?
Yeah, probably. Well Well I work out every morning
even if it's only half an hour
but for me that's a time to just
kind of mind body and soul
so I do that
one of the things that I do that I find most enjoyable
and it just grounds me is to
cook Sunday family dinner, so whenever
I can, to make Sunday
family dinner for my family. This doesn't seem
that bad. It gives me joy and it grounds it grounds me yeah so those are a couple things
that i always doesn't sound bad oh she posted of course right yeah this is that seems reasonable
that's nice yeah nothing wrong with that yeah i was just looking at this
i've never even really seen her talk about how much of stuff hardly at all honestly let's see
what this is you know blackout stories to discusscuss my Trump assassination, oh God.
Jesus.
Thanks Obama.
Wow.
Man... Well, there it is!
Dasan who the vice president should be?
I don't even know.
I'm pretty sure it has to be a guy.
I'm pretty sure, like...
Because you're going to have
a lot of people.
There are already people
that are going to be, like,
on defense about voting for a woman
like i understand that you might not oh that's wrong
you shouldn't do that
okay sure that's cute so i think that if they're gonna go with somebody it's gotta be pretty much
a uh they're probably going to go for like a generic white guy
i would assume some form of it or another
of that because you've already kind
of captured a
like,
it's not going to be
a diversity ticket.
I'm trying to figure out the
right way to say it but basically basically, there's already a perception
that you're catering towards minorities
because obviously she is a woman and a minority.
So I think that they're definitely going to try
to bracket in a lot of those more race in know like race in the back of their mind voters
by bringing in probably another generic white guy yeah checking boxes yeah like if i were
them that's that that's what i would do that's what i would do. If I was in their position...
It's going to be the whitest dude
in the world? Yep, exactly.
So you're saying
DEI pick is a generic white dude now? yeah if i was them that's what i do
yeah for sure i'm not saying it's the right decision or what they should
do i'm just saying that like if i was in that position, that's what I'd do.
Is that gonna happen? I don't know.
And having a woman gives them more women votes?
Yeah but they already have that
you see what i'm saying
like they already have that so they don't need to get it again right so that's that's it
man
i still can't believe this shit has happened.
I'm gonna be honest, it's really crazy for me to see all of this happen.
It's incredible. Rudy, if you call her a minority when she is vice president with such statements women will always be minorities even if they run the country for next 16 years?
I'm going to ban you because you're stupid.
You weren't rude, but you're dumb and I don't really
see the value that you typing in chat
will add to anybody else because i said a woman and
a minority i didn't say that so like you're you're
mad that i said something i didn't say right yeah i didn't say right there yeah i didn't say that
what's it disingenuous yeah anybody who like uh
misquotes me and then gets mad at what they misquoted
this will get you banned.
Oh, is this happening after the failed trump assassination well maybe you know
uh you know maybe that's it i don't know do you not think you underestimate how much
roe versus wade hope hurt the goP vote.
No, I don't really think it did a whole lot.
And also like women are not universally
in favor of abortion either.
So like
women are more in favor of abortion than men are but i think that even in terms
of conservative women uh conservative women i think are more in favor of
of like pro-life than not.
So it's not like it's 100-0 where men
like abortion and women don't, or sorry
women like abortion and men don't
that's not the way the that's not the way the numbers work
it was delicious yeah
abortions evil prove me wrong I
don't care right you think whatever you want to think
but like all I'm saying is that's what happened
worst president is trending?
Is it? No, it's not. What do you mean?
No!
I'm not seeing it. At least for me, I'm not. Maybe somebody else is getting it.
Yeah, I'm in favor of abortions
and saving from a few mistakes?
The point is that
it's not universal, and i don't think getting rid
of her versus wade is i i don't know it definitely was really big but i don't
know if it's big enough to change an election i personally don't think so but i could be wrong after the
failed assassination attempt it makes me consider that these security lapses are being more sinister
than previously thought they probably thought they had a fair chance if both candidates weren't going to run again.
I mean, it is an interesting question. Do you think that Joe Biden would have dropped out
If they had actually shot Trump.
No? Yeah, I kind of feel like he wouldn't have either.
Check the 4U... I don't even know what for you is.
What's this?
Talk to you all day, and here is why.
I spoke to you pre-debate,
and you told me Biden would not be the nominee.
You've been saying it over and over
and over.
Post debate, I suspect you still believe
that but tell me how it plays out
Look, I think
the reality is the managerial class
around Biden has lost their use
for him. This has been obvious to me since last year,
play out the incentives.
He is not the strongest candidate they can put up
and these people,
they have stopped at nothing
to keep Donald J Trump out of office.
You think they're gonna stop at this step?
I think it's actually one different game that are playing, Kaylee.
They want this to happen as late
as possible into the cycle.
They want it to be in the honeymoon phase
of a new candidate.
Initially, it gets to the honeymoon phase
before the scrutiny comes. If that
swap out comes in August or even after August they get to put up a candidate who will not
yet have had the scrutiny keep Republicans guessing.
And that's I think the game that's actually going on here.
And the reality is, I think there's only two viable choices really to think about it.
The Democratic Party is wedded to identity politics. The only reason Kamala Harris got
that job frankly, is because she was a black woman.
Don't take my words. Take it from the words of the Democratic Party itself,
which these comments are Michelle Obama. That's where I predict this plot ends and
I don't think it's going to happen particularly soon.
I think it's in their incentive to wait as long as possible
and that's exactly where i think the game goes from here. Interesting, so
August and you name two individuals. In the meantime we need to know what's going on with our country.
Troops have died overseas. That phone does ring at 3 a.m., and I don't
know that Biden's answering, and we need answers. Do you believe that Congress
should use their oversight authority to subpoena whomever they can?
I don't know if they could do this with current administration.
They can certainly do it with former administration officials.
Should there be congressional subpoenas, to see if KJPp is correct that nothing has been hidden from us
look i think we should use every toolkit in our arsenal right now every leader in washington dc
has heightened obligation now more than ever because we have a president of
the united states who is absent forget the election this year even aside from the election
just speaking as an american amer Americans deserve an answer to the question
of who is actually
running the country?
And keep in mind
we've had this happen
in the past
like this happened
with FDR
and I think it also
happened with Wilson
as well
was it Wilson where towards the end of with Wilson as well.
Was it Wilson?
Where like towards the end of it,
yeah,
basically the wife pretty much ran everything.
It's clear after that
abysmal debate performance
it isn't Biden.
But that's a worrisome concern at a moment when we are facing some of the greatest risks
in a generation right here in our own homeland.
Yes, are there parallels to LBJ and 68?
Of course there are.
There was a war
that we shouldn't have been in
in an era of global instability.
You see that
in some cases
multiple times over
not only around the world
but at the risks we face right here at home.
Now is not a moment for us to have a commander in chief whose seat is functionally vacant
and so should congressmen or anybody else in D.C doing everything in their power to
secure our country in this time of
absence at the top, absolutely is
the answer. I think Vivek
is right in pushing the narrative that
they are
like
if Biden is
unfit to run then he's also
unfit to serve. And so
the fact that they're keeping him there
indicates their commitment
to disorder.
I think that's very strong messaging.
Breaking new reporting coming up about who is running the country?
They have a new White House aide.
You will not believe
who it is.
Thank you very much, Vivek.
Yeah.
DNC nominated Joe to keep RFK as a
possibility out? No, they nominated
him because he was the sitting president
and that's the way that it's pretty much
always been done. Like, let's be honest.
I remember whenever that came out
and people were upset about it.
That's the reason why it happened.
Who runs the teleprompter?
The person who runs the country. Obviously.
Reagan was
deep into his Alzheimer's in his second term,
I guess maybe two years into it, but his son confirmed
that Reagan was not running the country in the tail end of the second
term. Yeah, i guess so joe biden is just
cosmetic and grants no advantage to gameplay I'm waiting to see what she's going to say.
Yeah,
I'm really curious.
If Joe Biden ends his re-election campaign how can he justify remaining president?
Not running reelection would be a clear admission that
President Trump was right all along about Biden not being
mentally fit enough to serve as commander in chief, there's no
middle ground?
I think that there is middle
ground but the middle ground and the nuance of it can't
be communicated to the public in an effective
way.
I think that's very
simple where it's like, you know, yeah
sure, like I could see him he can still I could see him. He can still probably
run for... he can still probably manage things
and run things but
he's not going to run for re-election
It's also about the next four years
right? He could be
in good mind and state everything now
but in three years he might not be so he's planning for that in the future but i don't
think that met that messaging is too nuanced in order to like really play with a larger audience
so yeah that's not going to happen
it's good the people think biden has been the president lately? Oh, you think that's it?
Biden runs the dropout. Yeah, I know.
What do you think of age and term limits should be in the USA?
I don't believe in age or term limits
i don't i think it's stupid
i do i think it's stupid
so how many of you guys...
Why? Simple. Really simple question.
How many of you guys believe in term limits or age limits, but you also support Bernie Sanders?
I bet a lot of people do.
Yeah, and so the truth is that it should not be age like somebody's age like there are people who are 70
like bruce willis is like a pretty sad example of this uh bruce willis had like early onset
i think it's called aphasia. And it's like a deteriorating
mental disease that makes it to where you can't function
like a normal person.
So a lot of people have this happen
and human biology is
there's a trend obviously but it's not like binary
where its at 40 you get gray hair. At 50
you get wrinkles. At 60 something else happens right or whatever
That's not the way it works At 70 you get dementia
at 80 you go blind
that's not how it happens
so I think it should be based off of competency
obviously
and there are plenty of people that are sharp as fuck who are 90, and there's plenty of people who are completely out of their fucking mind who are 72.
So I don't think you can look at age and say this is a defining factor
that you should base things off of because i think that you can always like whatever
you set the age limit to you can always probably find a person who has the problem that the age limit is meant to avoid
who is below that age limit so that's why i disagree with it
my grandma was fine until she was 94 yeah I agree, but Biden isn't the case.
Exactly.
But Biden isn't the case not because of his age,
but because of his mental ability.
I think that's a good point.
And then we have another question from the audience because of his age but because of his mental ability
right i mean bernie is older than biden and i would have no problem voting for
bernie sure
i think he was 81 last time he ran.
Good point? Yeah.
Thomas Sowell is smarter at 90 than me at any point in my life yeah exactly what's your opinion on
minimum age limit i don't know i don't really have one to be honest with you
i'm sorry i don't have a hot take about everything
yeah i just don't really don't really know.
Joe Biden will go down in history as the most failed
unsuccessful and unpopular president?
I don't think that's gonna happen.
Yeah... I dunno happen yeah i don't know
the average in america is 38. yeah let me see here
what about no tournament for supreme court uh i understand why they have it uh i i
i think that's a good idea but i don't really i'm not going to argue this you know river so so when you're sleeping so take flight down beautiful down down all right
all right we're good I like that. The night is young, we're falling down, down, down by the Red Band.
A good thing you know a lot of times the press would say he gets along with Kim Jong-un.
He has a lot of nuclear weapons. I got along with him great.
You were never in danger with me as your president.
It's a good thing to get along not a bad thing.
I used to tell him, why don't you do something else? All he
wants to do is buy nuclear weapons and make
them. He...I said just relax.
Chill! You got enough. You've got enough.
We've got so much nuclear weapons,
so much.
He said,
Just relax.
Go to a nice... Let's go to a baseball game.
I'll show you what a baseball is.
We'll go watch the Yankees or we'll come watch michigan at its home opener okay how about
a good thing you know oh my god.
Can you imagine that? Yeah, chill out, stop making bombs and just come here instead.
Holy shit.
Well there we go so I got this unit you want to talk too much
on me I don't want to talk too much while I'm eating.
Is there anything else to look at with this?
I feel like it's pretty much over
yep
it's jover holy well he's gone.
Wow.
Does anyone think Kamala has a chance of beating Trump?
I don't think so.
I think Trump won.
I feel like after the debate
and after
the assassination attempt and now this bro the chances of
of him winning are like a hundred percent in my opinion it 100% let's be
honest.
Some people think that's
not the case.
I think it is.
I think it's pretty much
100%.
This horrible impulse, yeah.
I don't see people voting for her.
I don't see more people voting
for her than Trump.
I can see people voting
for her though.
Absolutely.
65% on the vote voting for her then absolutely 65 on betting go bet yeah maybe i should right i'm not really much of a better but yeah anyone coming in this race at such
as this point is disadvantage because lack of time to campaign. Yeah, but that's also an advantage too, to an extent right because it's less than time to criticize and scrutinize what they've done so I don't think it's entirely like that. But yeah.
So there we go.
Holy fucking shit.
I did not expect this to happen today.
This is insane.
Wow! Three months?
Yeah, I guess so. Holy fucking shit. Past due? Yeah, I guess so.
Free content? This is a wild election.
I wonder what's gonna happen. Like who's going to get put in there or anything else.
I have no idea but you know, I'll probably cover this if new information comes out
But I feel like we've pretty much talked about everything that's happened.
So dangerous
to promote him saying 100% getting elected
not biased pog so
dangerous to promote him? Yeah
I think it's 100% going to happen. Like yeah, I do.
You can say it's dangerous or not but
like you're mad at me for
being unbiased but like or not being
biased but like I feel like anybody could
see this. I mean if you can't see this, you're delusional.
I'm sorry. You're
fucking delusional.
What's this here?
I already saw that before.
I found a middle ground with some of these woke positions and whatnot, but after
a decade I still didn't get the pit bull folks. People have pit bulls? What's this here?
It's a dangerous breed full stop. Why?
I've met many plenty of good pit bulls and they've been
hella kind, nice and playful. So
is a six foot guy dangerous just because he's tall
and muscular or because he's German?
You base your dislike on nothing
substantial, on statistics and genetics.
This is about people
that get killed by chihuahuas but then
this isn't people living in a Mexican state of Chihuahua
Yeah, it's about right.
Well here's the thing.
The reason why a lot of people defend pit bulls is because
I think that
the arguments against pit bulls have too many parallels to people's racism arguments.
So, people feel uncomfortable saying that it is a bad breed because of the optics around it and how people can try to turn it into being like
a race argument or something like that.
I think that's the reason why people talk
around it. Wait, what? Yeah, no,
I think so. It's an NA problem?
It is. It's a bad breed
I think that pit bulls should require
an exotic animal license
That's my opinion
I don't think you should kill all the
pitbulls or make them illegal to have but it's very obvious that
pit bulls are very dangerous
and the capacity
that they have to deal damage to somebody
is extremely high
and they are the majority, as far
as I know of human fatalities and dog attacks
So where is
the problem coming from? The problem is
coming from owners that neglect the animal
and don't know how to take care of the animal
and allow the animal too much freedom
and the animal pops off.
So I think that having somebody
that has a special license to do that would remove and solve
that problem without making the dog illegal because really it's like having
a lion. Like let's say a lion has the exact same temperament as a golden retriever.
Well, I still think you should need
a fucking exotic animal license for a lion
because the capacity the lion has for damage is so much higher.
That's why, for example, it's okay if a Pomeranian is aggressive
but it's not okay if a pit bull
is. It's common sense
or an ocelot or anything else, right?
Yeah, exactly. What about about a horse i don't know
what a horse like i mean our horses going around killing people i have no
idea i don't know what the rules on that are
so yeah uh kind of sounds like gun legislation well this is the reason why people can't talk about pitbulls.
So there's two reasons why.
Number one, it's because
I think that people are afraid to make arguments
against them based off of the way that they're
genetically made,
because it sounds too much like a like race argument or something like that. And people can construe it that way. Like
for example, six foot guys dangerous is tall and muscular.
That's a lot of the messaging that people have here
in the West.
And I think that's why they're afraid to say anything
like that about it.
No, it sounds stupid eugenics right?
It's basically eugenics exactly.
And I know it sounds stupid
and that's how i know it's true
it's because it's the dumbest possible thing and so that's probably what's
happening so that's number one and uh number two
obviously is that people are unable to conceptualize
statistics they're not able to like you know for people are unable to conceptualize statistics.
They're not able to like, you know for them
they had a pit bull growing up and the pit bull was fine
so the idea of this is horrible to them it's terrible
So they're unable to think about it
from a perspective outside of their own.
By that logic, Roddies
and German Shepherds should be illegal because they have stronger
bite strength than Pit Bulls do, so
they have higher capacity for damage?
Maybe, right?
I'm just saying that like for pit bulls...
Why do you think that...
If you
think that it's German Shepherds
and Rottweilers
did our bitter they have a higher capacity for damage
why do you think it's the pit bulls are uh
why do you think pitbulls are the massive amount of fatalities why is that happening the owners
I'm going to be very clear
and very honest
you are retarded if you think that the only reason why pitbulls are more aggressive and more dangerous is because of the owners.
You are a fucking moron.
I'm sorry, that's the truth.
Obviously the owner plays a role,
but it is not
the entire thing.
And I think
also, if
the owner plays a role,
then wouldn't it be a good thing to have a higher degree of licensing so that those owners would not be able to buy these animals?
I feel like this kind of solves the problem.
There you go!
Yes, absolutely they're purely bred to fight in the UK. Pull me up I can actually speak
to this. There's no reason for somebody...I don't want to hear...the strongest argument
that I've ever heard for why pit bulls shouldn't be regulated at all.
Is a picture of a pit bull next to a baby.
That is the argument of most people that are in favor of pit bulls.
It's oh, I have this cute
dog look how cute it is pull me up
I'm not going to pull you up it's a waste of my time
The truth is that yeah
You should not make them illegal or anything
like that the ownership of pit bulls is estimated to
be 6.5 percent making them a relatively common breed
when it comes to dog bites and injuries pitbulls are significantly
overrepresented people's responsible for a notable proportion of dog-related injuries and fatalities.
For example, pitbulls account for approximately 65% of fatal dog attacks.
Wow! Wow! Wow.
What a coincidence! That's crazy!
Uh-huh, sure.
... Uh-huh. Sure.
Oh look, statistics backing up the fact that they're dangerous? Yeah anybody could see this it's common sense.
You can see almost abused dogs for a reason... Abused dog breed. I think this is true.
No, I don't think that pit bulls are universally...
I think they have a higher capacity for violence.
And I think they also have
a higher propensity to be violent.
I do think this.
However, I also think
that a lot of people
who are owners of pit bulls
should not own a dog.
And I just think having
an exotic animals license
attached to a dog like
that would solve every
problem.
That's really it.
I,
I think it's literally in my, in my opinion, I think it's literally in my in my opinion i think it's a perfect solution
same as gun to be honest since regulations yeah
yeah of course you should have regulations. Absolutely! It's not a good question.
God love to hear your take on racism.
Uh... People aren't dogs
and I also want to say that this is the reason
why a lot of people don't push what I'm saying
is that they're afraid of being
called racist because people try to correlate
what you're saying about a dog
and they try to say,
oh well, what about minorities?
What about men or something like that.
This isn't going to work in any position.
That's the Twitter argument okay.
Like if you think I'm racist
I don't care if you think I'm racist, I don't care. If you think I'm
racist, I don't need to disprove this.
I know that I'm not and so if you're
going to try to push that, I'm not
going to try to like fight against
you and like prove myself that I'm
not this kind of person.
If you want to go off on that tangent and attack a straw man,
you can.
Go ahead. Knock yourself out.
Can I be pulled up? No, there's no reason to.
There's literally
no...
There's no debating this.
You look at a statistic and it says that
this dog is accountable for 65%
of the fatalities, and it's the fucking dog.
You should obviously do something
about it. It's not a question.
No reasonable
person that looks at this logically would come to any conclusion other than that
and i think that most of the time a lot of the arguments that people make about it
come back around to i had one growing up or i was around one and it wasn't like this
and in my opinion the moment that i hear that argument from a person
i assume that they're an idiot because they can't understand how statistics and averages work.
It's about the environment? Sure, then wouldn't it be a good idea
to make sure that they're not in environments where they're
not taken care of?
Let's see here.
You'll get shown up.
So why do you think the dogs are...
Why do you think that they're responsible for so many deaths?
What do you think is the problem with having an exotic animal license for having a pitbull why is that a bad idea
and i want to let you guys know that this is another example, right?
This is the reason why people don't like criticizing pitbulls.
Because people try to turn it into being about black people.
Now, I'm sorry, but if I'm talking about dogs
and you keep bringing up black people,
I'm not going to think that I'm the racist.
I'm going to think that you are.
It's not going to work here.
Look,
I get that this works on insecure weird know, like insecure weirdos on Twitter.
It's not going to work. Stop it.
It doesn't work.
You're still wrong because they're a status symbol?
So wrong because they're a status symbol so the status is that the dog kills people
what a retard i'm just i even going to waste my time on this. Really, I'm not even gonna waste my time on it.
It's... what are we doing? Right?
What are we doing wasting our time on this?
The people of the city wasting our time on this
the people's status symbol it's a status symbol that you live in trailer
in a lot of cases like a lot of the
people that are like really big pitfall
fans
are like the biggest like rednecks, trailer trash people
that I know.
I'm going to be honest, right?
And that's again another reason why I think
they should have better licenses for those dogs
because it makes it to where those people can't own them.
I agree with you but I have a point. What is this?
... What is this? Pitbulls can be cheap.
I'm not really sure if I understand this.
Someone said,
someone in chat said 65% isn't that high?
Yeah! 65% isn't that high? Yeah.
What do you say to that,
you know? I think no one should own them. I think that
you can make an argument for that
but I think that really really should be an exotic animal
license. Again, that's my perspective on it because I think you
should be allowed to own an animal like that?
I think so right? Like I don't see why people say you shouldn't be able to but like
i i think having an exotic animal license would probably be the best idea that way you have people
that are like this is like a person who actually wants to invest and be trained
And understand how to take care of this animal in the way that it needs to be taken care of
And you don't have some redneck trailer trash
Fucking idiot that has like a pitbull chained up to like a metal post outside in the backyard and
then it's like oh yeah i'm such a badass i've got this like really bad ass dog that's the last
person that you want to have that has a fucking dog like that, right?
So I think the correlation there...
It's really just common sense
to do this.
That take,
it can easily move on
to another dog breed. so let me get this straight
So you think that they're going to move on to another dog breed well maybe why
don't what I wonder when they're gonna move on the Pomeranians
what an idiot way
that's insane
irresponsible
I do agree that not everyone should have them
okay then what are you even arguing about what are you talking about just wasting everybody's
time
what's this here we have somebody who's unhappy
asthma just love punching below his weight class what does this mean
yeah what's this? am i punching pitbulls and i'm kind of confused
he's saying you only argue with other chatters instead of the streamers, I think.
I don't know.
Everyone's getting pulled up today?
It means you're dismissing idiots?
Yeah, I-I don't really want to waste my time listening to somebody who's stupid.
I'll read the comment but then I wanna move on and do something else.
People stress you with anone? Yeah, yeah.
I used to own a pit bull and it was the nicest dog ever however she was also beaten by her previous owner that she ran away from.
He owned many other pit bulls so it was hard to get services to do anything
to protect those animals yeah i mean i just think that it's it's sad
that people do that the reason why i pulled this person up
really is i thought he was going to be an idiot. You're punching... Whenever you're
talking about punching
below, what you mean
to say is punching above your weight class
if you are saying that I don't understand what I'm
talking about.
Yeah, so you're not even using the insult in the right way
because like the idea is
that like you're doing something
that you're not smart enough to do
because like what you're implying
is that this is so simple
it's very easy for me even though you're implying is that this is so simple, it's very easy for me.
Even though you're disagreeing with what I'm saying.
He doesn't even understand his own insults.
So yeah. People are confusing capabilities with behavior?
Yeah no doubt.
I think he's saying you're pulling up dipshits.
Well I pulled him up and I think I was right.
I think HE was right, excuse me.
Dog breed is made to fight
and is aggressive. Wow!
This person really thought
Chihuahua dogs kill 60 people a day?
Yep. Their logic is the same as they had
kids. My kid didn't do anything wrong.
Yep, absolutely.
Totally agree I'm a dog lover. I can't hear if people's
get bad rap. I can still feel
sheer capability to inflict harm is high
absolutely
yep
holy shit you should take the percentage of incidents by
pertenance to population of the dog anyway is madness?
Rottweilers and German Shepherds are more aggressive than pit bulls?
Um...
I'm not sure if that's true or not,
but what I am sure of is that
so there's two factors right.
There's the animal's aggressiveness and the animals ability to inflict
harm so for example you could have an animal like let's say this is kind of like the example
i use like with lions for example is that a lion can inflict
a lot of harm but at the same time
it
it's really bad
right?
But it might not be that aggressive
so it doesn't really matter whether it's like a...
What do you call it? Whether it's a Rottweiler or not. It's not just about the aggression.
Like, a Chihuahua is probably more aggressive than a Pitbull in a lot of cases.
But we're not talking about them
because they're
not killing anybody.
Yeah, 200 pound
chihuahuas.
Yeah, it's insane.
This is just
about the lesser
two evils.
All large dogs
and that pie chart
have fatalities and need exotic licenses, if this
is a discussion? Yeah, but I think the best
thing to do is to talk about the one that does
65% of all of the fatalities
just by itself.
So yeah, again, I think that the reason
like we've talked about this
I think we pretty much covered it now
so yeah
I think the reason why people are afraid to criticize
and say bad things about pit bulls is because people try
to turn it into a parallel for race.
That's one of the big reasons.
I think the other reason why people are afraid
to talk about it or don't like talking
about it is because people are unable to conceptualize
the idea of statistics.
They don't understand how statistics
work, they had a pit bull, the pit
bull was fine, how is it the dog breed
if I had a good dog? I think that's just the way
most people are. They're stupid,
and that's what you can expect.
In my opinion, I don't think you should kill every
pit bull. That's insane. But what
you should do is make them require an exotic animal license
It seems like animals, like pit bulls
are extremely propensi- they have a
They're very prone to violence and
that propensity leads to deaths
65% of all dog deaths are from
one breed, I think there's a problem with
the breed and if you think it's just the owners
you're fucking delusional. Absolutely
so yeah, I think you should need an exotic
animal license and that's it.
Most months are classified as pit bulls for bite incidents? Yeah.
Doesn't have some kind of take, is black people committing more violent crime? There it is. Again, if we have a conversation about dogs and you keep bringing up black people as an argument to make me racist...
I think that you are the one who is
racist
yep you're the one not me it's not my fault
dog whistle detected yeah exactly uh it's not good it's not going to work here If you make a license requirement, there'll be too many pitbulls that have to be put down?
No. Just make it where it's not retroactive. Pretty simple.
Yeah I don't think they should have to put them down or anything
like that. I think it should be something that they should do
They should say yeah if you had the dog
at this time, it's okay
but all future dogs
or maybe make it like in five years
or something like that?
Some mental gymnastics cannot see the obvious correlation
Yeah I know. I think its again people are
afraid of saying anything that could be perceived as eugenics.
Based on these, you can safely say Ubisoft probably won't exist six years from now?
Oh, with this graph?
Um... I mean, you could be right.
I mean, Ubisoft makes a lot of games, right?
I don't think that they're going to completely fall off
but there is a good chance they could do they could have to do a massive downsize i could easily see that they'll be around yeah it's hard to say
i mean i wouldn't be surprised if that did happen and they did actually totally fall off.
Absolutely!
What's this here? Uh, what was Ubisoft's
Lost Masterpiece? I don't know...
I feel like they've released a couple of, like, OK games recently.
It's just that they're not, like,
a massive big studio like Blizzard or something
like that. But yeah.
So thick. Oh god.
Imagine contacting Tribes with this kind of a show
what the oh my god What the fuck?
Oh my god!
See this is one of the reasons why I think aliens aren't real. It's because if there were aliens out
there, I bet it would be amusing for them
to like create fake miracles
just to fuck with the people on Earth.
You know?
Like, absolutely...
You know how like
people have like ant farms
and stuff like that?
Like really you think
that never happened?
Like yeah bro,
like
yeah maybe they are
or you think
yeah that could be it.
Fuck man. yeah maybe they are oh you think yeah that could be it man maybe they already did i guess so entering the boss area to get a
drink What the fuck?
I hope the drone is alright.
Thanks. front is all right nice what the who does this it's one a year ago yeah i how's that even happen
no man's sky is at its highest concurrent Steam player count since 2022,
and it's climbing every day.
That's insane!
I mean, that's what happens when you make a good game.
Let me see if I can pull it up and look at it. No Man's
Sky, here we go. Charts
And... three years?
Wow!
So, it kind of popped off in 2023
but even this is like
its higher than any of these other times so this is i guess they do a big
update every year and this is the update that they're doing about this year because
this was july 2022 september end july yeah yeah that's about what it looks like holy man July 2022, September and July.
Yeah yeah that's about what it looks like holy shit man well good for them I mean I
think that No Man's Sky is a really great example of a game that you you know, they just
kept their heads down. They kept working.
They improved the game and they earned back
the trust of the community. Imagine that.
Cassie drew
in a banner for Asmoglass.
I saw it. I saw it i saw it yep yeah we have a new a new banner on the subreddit now oh boy look at my fucking forehead.
Man...
Huge? Yeah, great.
Now we know what Mercedes Zach bought. Good choice. It works.
What do you mean? Is that even a Mercedes? I don't even know!
Yeah, what do you mean?
What's this?
I'm confused.
No other news?
No one should be buying a Mercedes these days?
Yeah, I don't know.
A car works fine for me out of the loop yeah is that a mercedes yeah i have no idea
what the let's see here new streamer tries uh dark souls 2.
i've seen this.
That's right, guys!
This is the game
they try to tell you
is actually good.
This is it.
It's
good! No, it's actually
Good. No
No no you don't understand
See this game
No no
Just get good! Level adaptation. Just do that!
What a piece of shit! Did you play it? Yeah, of course I played it. I beat the whole thing. It sucks.
Yeah, it's
a literal shit game.
The absolute shit game. If it
wasn't for the name Dark Souls being on
it, everybody would be memeing
on this game saying its garbage. The only reason why people make
excuses for it is because it's called Dark Souls
I already saw that before
Going off to each morning? Each like night for money? Yeah of course.
Did you know that in terms of male human and female race breeding, Argonians are the most compatible race for humans.
Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised
of mammals. Argonians are an average of 6-0-3 tall and 147.9 pounds vaporeon
yeah she's lost it she has officially i mean
she's not totally wrong though to be fair
That's a huge thing
Oh What?
That's a huge thing. No, that's a big boy yeah god damn
hell yeah brother of course humanity yeah goddamn the pantera was gay So scary.
Oh my god, the forbidden fruit? What is this? Oh Jesus Wait Bishop Vess Wait, Bishop there attacking his queen? When he takes my bishop I have a knight there! they might bet it's a trickle for when he loses came like my face please
this is the scoffer check yes I need his kill again. Take the look!
Oh my days, that is the best play I've ever done. That's the best play and he takes my...
What? Pfft, what?
This guy's an idiot!
Oh-
It was the king right there. Oh god, that sucks!
Yeah, there we go, it do be like that- I never really played chess hardly at all.
Like, I never really got into it.
Rip bro?
Oh jeez.
She's got the printouts of the DMs?
Oh god. Oh, God.
Oh man that's bad! Yeah it's Jover
It is man! Holy shit!
The work is done for the day. I've just had dinner
and received a usual message from my friend
Game?
I excitedly join chat server along with other recuers Hm?
Uh-huh.. Eventually everybody's
there and we choose the same old thing that we've played every day for weeks already.
Somebody suggests we could try something new, but why take that risk? And so
the game begins... and then that guy you always forget to invite joins
and asks if they can play as well,
and you all feel terrible because you all really like this guy
but for some reason always forget to invite them.
But the games are fun!
And you all have a good time.
So good in fact that you beat up another one Mm-hmm. But the games are fun, and you all have a good time.
So good in fact that you beat up another one,
and then another.
Then as the night wears on,
you all split off into the usual smaller groups for hardcore play one last game
while some other people go off
and do something else instead.
Yeah?
And you know what, it's bliss. You look at the group you're playing with
and you look at the games you're playing
and you wonder why it was ever anything different
You've all discovered something wonderful
and you all belong and it feels like it'll
last forever. But gradually things do start to change.
It takes longer to get everybody together in the chat- people are flakier than they
used to be! You don't hear from so and so anymore
since he got that new girlfriend. Those that remain decide to play one fewer game than
they used to. One day a member decides not to play and never comes back.
Perhaps he tried a new gamemode that one time,
and some people seem to prefer that one but others prefer the old one.
Then there's that one person on the server who's becoming overly competitive- he's tired of you
all holding him back! And makes it evident in voice chat, creating rifts in the group.
One day, you join the server and discover they've already started a game without you.
Ooh!
And then the day comes when YOU have other commitments...
...and you don't know how it happened, but as quickly
as it all started that bit of your life
is over for good and you'll never find yourself
doing the same thing with the same people
again. You're told that the day comes
when your parents pick you up for the last time, but what happened
to the last hundred you all played that game together?
Well... I think I'm gonna be okay.
Sure! You always knew it wasn't going to last forever,
But you thought it would have lasted longer than it did. When you thought you had hundreds, you only had one. Jesus Christ.
I haven't seen this in years. to return, and there's no going back to how it used to be for any of you. In my life
I've been a part of many of these groups
And I've spent even more time between them
Where I don't really belong anywhere
Where I'm just floating about joining random lobbies
and groups. Sometimes I'll find another group like the ones
I've been a part of… only this time I'm that weird outsider who joins a few times
before flaking again- either because I didn't feel part of the group or because I didn't
care particularly for the game.
Or maybe just because I had other things I would rather be doing instead.
SURE!
I don't think a social life is something you should have to force, but I do still appreciate
the invites.
It isn't just games either- but it has tended to be since lockdown began.
There used to be clubs and crafts
or a group of friends who would hang out on a Saturday night
for that weird period
that we kept up
for a while in the mornings.
These routines feel so normal until they aren't anymore.
People eventually move on and the group is no more.
And that's life.
Whichever stage you find yourself at right now, whatever it is that you're doing, know
that those times are finite and fleeting.
The good and the bad won't last forever, but it's very important that you document them.
There's a point where the past becomes equally important to you as the future is, and then
even more so.
So store those random recordings safely away in a folder somewhere, and for the love of
god have some footage of you with your grandparents, because it's always a joy to look back at these things
Now blessed with hindsight
and the knowledge of what comes after
Suddenly the uncertainties
you had at that time seem unfounded
And life back then seemed simpler. Life isn't about the things you do
and the people you do it with. It's about creating weird and intimate connections
with others. It doesn't matter if they last only that you make
them in the first place no i'm getting sucked up this is your life and the pages are turning
there will come a day when there will be no more.
I used to think that was sad, but now i think it's kind of beautiful
Man bro like this shit was real
God damn Like I didn't expect this This shit was real. Goddamn.
Like, I didn't expect this.
Oh my god.
Is it making me upset?
This happened to me.
I mean, has this happened to you guys?
Because it's like...I feel like this happened to everybody right?
There is a video. That's such a good video man! I never saw something about two years ago.
I don't know how I missed something like this i feel like this is like prime things that
like i would watch yeah holy fuck i mean here's the thing like i used to be like very negative
and like sad about this and this is why i always like made videos
and everything too it was because I had the same mindset
even when I was a kid.
I knew shit wasn't going to last forever but
man, it was
good then and I never wanted to forget
it. It was so fucking fun.
Yeah, I can remember the Great Childhood Land Party.
So yeah, exactly, man.
Actually yesterday,
it's really funny that like
I see this now
because yesterday
the friend I was hanging out with
he's a guy I went to middle school, high school
with. I hung out with him many times
we've grown up together
and I hadn't seen him for a long time
it was good to see him again
because we used
to do so much other... Yeah, he would
bring his Xbox over and he'd stay
the night and we'd do all that stuff.
We watched Obama's inauguration together you know
like we would we would egg cars together uh you
know and you know he's the one that threw up on my futon and so like yeah
we grew up together and it's like I
think back on the good times
we really just had so much
fun man, and I try not
to think about how much
because it does kind of suck right right? That things have changed.
But it's not really just like
that one thing that's changed. It's
everything around it that's
changed. The world has changed.
Our lives have changed.
Parents are different, you're not living in the same place
your perception changes. Everything about it
changes and I think that in the process of that,
it makes it to where like you can't
hold on to the past as much.
And for me, the biggest example besides real life friends
was my original
guild in WoW.
I remember I would wake up
and leave my
Ventrilo
account on, logged in overnight
because I would just walk away from the computer and pass
out. And I remember
I would turn it on and then I would hear all
my friends talking whenever I would be
walking to the computer in the morning.
And, I was like, alright boys we're ready to cook
you know it's going to be going all day, all night playing again
and it was like yeah I could hear them from a distance
right before I picked up my headphones.
And,
uh,
I remember I would drink gate,
I would get Gatorade and I put,
I drink it and I put ice cubes in the rest of it.
And then I would just drink Gatorade in the morning and play wow.
And it was fucking amazing.
It was so good. Like I good And the thing is, I wish I could go back
To those times. Like, I would do anything
To go back to those times. It'd be amazing
But, you know
It's just not in the cards, right? We don't have time travel yet. So here we are talking about it instead. Peak athleticism? Yeah, exactly man! Life goes on. what about girls yeah yeah so funny thing about that
yeah real funny thing what do you what do you think man yeah what do you
think no i don't think so and uh
what about him? Yeah exactly.
Remember our time travel? What's the closest thing you've got isn't it? So yeah
Holy shit man
That sucks but...I do try to be as positive about it as possible rather than
like feeling shitty and unhappy about it.
Is this too long?
What's this people love they yell at each other oh that's asking he's been
married for how long over 20 something years look at him though he looked mad
you won't look happy know he look mad
yeah cause he's a how a former t b show
they look at her and harris county deputy charged with his wife's murder. Oh my god.
What the fuck?
I didn't think it was gonna end that way!
Holy shit!
We must be on our guard reports say the
gna might attack us revengeful now entering
the war
command and conqueror generals is very
politically incorrect
was it i don't remember
probably at all.
I remember the graphics
being better.
GLA, Lopez!
We're going to attack!
GLA! wait i just realized.
Oh my god, they're all suicide bombers?
Oh shit! shit
home right now
I i don't remember any of this
she's fucking hilarious.
Voice over accent too? Yeah!
Oh my god.
Command & Conquer Generals? Yeah, I had this on my first PC.
Yeah, I was really into this.
I love that game. I played all the other Command & Conquer games.
These YouTube
comments are wild.
Oh, this? Yeah, of course.
This is garbage. Now we got MrBeast?
Yeah, of course. Like, youtube comments have always been scuffed
but now it's really bad what is this oh remember your pain the pain of having
your homeland stolen we will never give
up our struggle
we will take back our world from the scourge of the machine wow
we are perpetually trapped in a never-ending spiral of life and death.
Perhaps... Perhaps we're not so different after all.
I've actually never seen this game be played. I've seen a lot of cosplay of this game, but I don't know anything about this game at all.
Except that the girl's a robot or something i don't know Is that all you've got, little android?
We will not fail in this mission. Man.
Did you find Nier Automata? Yeah, that is insane!
Holy fucking shit. We're in marketing? Yeah this is insane
I had no idea about any of this shit.
Oh my god.
Is it actually an android?
Yeah, something like that.
What?
I don't know.
Maybe I should try this game out and play it.
Yeah, I don't really know anything about
it or anything else but yeah
maybe I should try it out.
Guys, this is her last chance.
Twitch bans Invader Vi for the 10th time.
What did she do?
Why?
Why did they ban her?
Is this a girl in the short shorts screaming about
the animals leaving and it cuts to the Cod kill streak
with a 360 no scope
Yep, that's the girl
Her bloodle of the viewer
Yeah why'd she get banned?
Classic never perma.
But hey keep in mind Destiny is permabanned
I mean oh there it is look who it is
Destiny you don't have to be that rude i'm being really respectful you're not being respectful you're actually evil the idea that
you can walk around and as long as you say the worst type of imaginable
in a nice enough voice but be treated with respect is absurd in
no other function in life would anybody ever be treated that way you have no concept of anything
related to the insurrection you have no concept of what's even happened aside from what you've
seen i guess on twitter. But you're out here
tweeting along with every other insurrectionist
supporting f***ing in my country about how
Donald Trump is treated unfairly in the media
and Joe Biden isn't fit to be
president? You have no idea what you're talking about for any of this, though.
Well, that one didn't age very well, did it?
That part
didn't.
It's okay
for Joe Biden voters to make a life-size version of Trump and put a fake
guillotine over him.
Do you think that contributes to anything?
I would say no, that is not acceptable.
Were Democrats or protesters doing that outside of the Capitol building?
Except instead of a guillotine of Trump, were they talking about Mike Pence?
And were they doing that because the president of the United States said
that they needed to pressure...
I think this is like...
This is like... This is, uh- Like,
I think this is conservative right wing
dogma.
Where it's like you have to
act like January 6th
wasn't bad.
It was obviously
bad.
And if they hadn't gone inside the Capitol
building and if they had just protested
normal people, then nobody
would be upset about it.
It was obviously bad.
Now whether you want to say it was an insurrection
or not, sure
you want to argue about that
but like anybody acting
like it wasn't bad is insane
It was obviously
fucking bad
Mike Pence
and when Mike Pence wasn't accepting the pressure he tweeted out that uh...
You baited them? What are these people animals? That they got mind controlled?
I have to go in!
Get the fuck out of here.
They shouldn't have done it.
Should've never happened.
Did that happen? Do you remember any of
that or is it another thing that's conveniently mind-washed
from your brain. I thought, did he tell them to call
for his assasin...
Oh okay, I'm sorry ma'am so he needs
say the exact words. need to go assign someone
for him to be culpable. In that case, you would agree then
that there's not a single Democrat
in leadership that you hold responsible for any
amount of violence, right? Are you going to show me some kind
of tweet or video of a Democrat saying we need to kill
conservatives? I've seen some crazy
statements coming from Democrats.
I didn't ask for crazy statements,
I asked were there explicit calls for violence
where they said we mean to go conservatives
i believe i've seen similar things maybe not by elected democrats but democrat
voters oh wait excuse me democrat voters people
always talk around it like nobody says it outright. Destiny's right about this.
It doesn't have to do with anything! I was talking about the President
of the United States and now you're gonna appeal
an average everyday citizen? Like they have the same
level of moral responsibility?
Trump did not call for his followers
to go and do something insanely violent.
Yes, he did. He called for them to go march
to the Capitol grounds and
protest the certification of the vote
in the United States ofica to prevent the peaceful transfer
of power which is i think that marching to protest is okay it's whenever you're doing it with the
intent of force that's a problem like the kkk can. Everybody can protest like the right to peaceful process, even for the stupidest reason is protected and I think that's fine but the problem is whenever they went inside The Capitol building and started stealing
Things, and destroying everything
How could anybody
Defend this?
Like I don't understand.
It's not even a question.
Nobody does?
I think they do.
Trump supporters...
I think a lot of them defend it.
They did for some number of hours. A protest
is illegal proceeding. You can
protest peacefully... Did they protest
peacefully? Exactly! Yeah. I believe they did.
How do they get into the building? So he agrees, I think he agrees with me
like if they had never gone in there and
they'd never done anything violent
I don't think Destiny would have a single problem
with the January 6th
I don't think anybody would've It have just been a bunch of people getting together, mad that they lost the election saying it's fake. Okay. All right, go home and then now you move on.
It's the violence and going in the Capitol. That was obviously
the problem. From video footage, it shows
them just walking in as... Hold on, excuse me. Do you think that the first people
who got into the Capitol, do you think they just walked in?
Well, did you see them
just walk in?
No, they didn't
because I actually watched
the videos, man.
Have you seen any of them?
Have you seen any footage
This is live footage
of them being let in.
And as you can see, the glass did break
pretty easily so
is it really their fault?
How is it that if you're breaking into a
house and the glass breaks that easily at
that point, doesn't it kind of want you to come in?
...come from Tim Pool, Elon Musk, Steven
Crowder, The Daily Wire, Tucker Carlson.
Have you watched any original recording on this?
I literally exclusively watched whatever conservative shit down your throat.
If they didn't want people to come in,
they would have used harder glass.
So I think they wanted this to happen.
How did the first people get into the Capitol building?
So you're telling me that there's video
that exists of people violently
approaching the building and breaking
their way in
you can't honestly be seriously asking
me that question are you not aware
that it is uncontested that the first
people that went into the building broke in?
Are you telling me right now
that you don't believe that to be the case?
Well, I'm just asking you
if there's footage of it.
There is plenty of footage, yes.
And now I'm asking you,
are you under the impression
that the first people that got into the Capitol building,
that they walked in?
Yeah.
That's what I saw.
The only violence that I saw that was happening, like broken windows or the guy shouting there standing,
his name was Ray F.,
I think he was standing and shouting
saying we need to go into the Capitol! And people around him were appalled
at what he was saying. No you're not true that's not true you're lying and didn't see that okay?
You saw that the night before I watched all of these videos
with Ray Epps. It's one of the favorite of you conservatives
to try to blame.
It's like saying Kai started
the riot in New York.
To me... I think that like
I don't really have
a very strong opinion
I don't really know
a lot about it
did Trump really
cause this or not
I mean did he want people
to invade the Capitol building?
I don't know.
But I don't think it really
matters, does it?
Like anybody anybody...
The problem that I have
is not that there's a debate around
the intentions of what January
6th was. My
problem is that anybody is trying to
paint it as anything less than a
disgrace.
It's clearly a disgrace what happened.
It's bad that it happened.
If you want to say, oh yeah but they didn't
want it to be that way I don't care about that
but trying to like hand wave
it and act like it wasn't a massively
embarrassing moment is insane.
It was.
Everything on him,
which is also...
You needed to be bullied
so much more in life, okay?
Jesus fucking Christ, okay?
The videos of Ray Epps calling...
I know enough about you.
I know enough about you
to know that your opinion is worthless
and that you are one of the strongest arguments
for why there should be an IQ limit
to actually get onto social media and post opinions
about politics.
Yeah,
in general I don't know why
it's
weird to see how many people are completely unwilling
To even look at something that's completely obvious
An attempt to assassinate a presidential candidate is not a disgrace
Can you... grace can you um can you elaborate on that i'm just i'm really confused.
Yeah,
because I just want to know if Asmon at home...
Okay, yeah, big funny man.
Great.
Let's see this.
Sorry to take him seriously, when he claims the person should be assassinated And calls people like you
Don't see things aligned with his views
No I'm just curious about this
Yes I mean society is still accepting
An assassination of him
So what? mean society is still accepting an assassination of him so what i'm so confused about what do you
even say what are you even saying i i'm just
this is a waste of everybody's time
I'm going to stop it right here
so yeah
they think
it was fake, yeah I don't know
just trying to have a debate and he was making fun of her calling her names they think it was fake? Yeah, I don't know.
Just trying to have a debate and he was making fun of her calling her names less hostility
would have won her over. I don't
know like if you want to talk about destiny
like oh he
debated in the wrong way go ahead like I! I don't really care about that all that much.
So yeah... You guys don't realize what Asmodean's doing right now? He's picking an easy argument to make both sides to validate his right-wing views okay all right
all right This is you.
And you're not happy.
Okay. And you're not happy.
What's wrong?
What's wrong i mean you just got pulled up.
Come on!
Oh my god... He's gonna have to type something, right?
I mean it's...
Is he scared? No let him cook. It's fine. He's scared? No, let him cook. It's fine he has time.
Is it a four year follower? He barely types.
All you do is talk down to people,
assume that they have the power to turn it off...
This is somebody
pulling me up asmigold and making me look like an idiot
And this was six months ago?
You're such a bootlicker
Holy shit, Zach, you're spilling bullshit
So you've been following and watching me for
months?
Okay well you finally got pulled up.
Yep, you finally got pulled up.
Chat grow your opinions? Yep, you finally got pulled up.
Chat, grow your opinions?
Well... I mean like...
Don't you have anything to say?
You've been hate-watching me for years!
I mean... Don't you have like it isn't there anything that you'd want to say
i mean i feel like if i got pulled up, at least have been following you since your OG YouTube days.
Great! Well, why are you unhappy about what...
You're clearly unhappy about what i'm saying
i can tell that based off of your numerous messages that have all
expressed your displeasure so what is it that's
that's happened That's upset you?
I actually wasn't hating on you
Until this year
Great, well I'm glad to see
Now you've become a full-on hate watcher.
Congratulations.
So what are you unhappy about that I said?
Like, I get that. Yep! You either die a hero or live long enough to become the villain.
I guess that's what's happened all you lose your spam IDMS
to death threats right now go home hug your loved ones Oh what are you doing
reading your DMS do all you have to do is type one
message
Oh What's this?
Pretty simple, right?
Not much of a question. Well we'll see what happens.
This guy can't debate and complains you pick up only people that can't debate?
That's why I like pulling people
like that up.
It's because, you know, everybody thinks that but...
it's not necessarily true.
You've been here, you've been waiting for this for a year. You've been wanting to get pulled up for an entire year.
Come on man.
It's been a whole year
what are we doing come on come on look i'll give it like two more minutes then we gotta move on okay this can't we can't this can't be going on forever. you all literally only pick the retards
instead of the real intellectuals who can debate
you it's damn near bullying
you know who the people that I pick
are the ones that say that so what does that say Uh oh. Uh-oh.
Move on, Zach. You're not going to get what you want from me. Your chat feeds off of your rants.
Yeah! feeds off of your rants. Here's what
you have to understand is that we've already
got what we want from you, okay?
So that's already
happened. Like the clip has already been made. It's already happened. Like the clip has already been made,
it's already happened, people have
already started laughing...
I think that the reason why you're saying
this is because you actually have no
point, you have no argument, you're just hate watching and
you don't have any logical consistency. You're not thinking about what you're saying.
You wanted to be pulled up in this is like a month ago. You really wanted to be pulled up in j- and this is like a month ago you really wanted to be pulled up and now
you don't want to be pulled up. Now, you're like move on! You know what I think's happening?
I think you're roaching out. I think you're roaching out. You're afraid,
you're getting cold feet because now
you've finally been put in a position
to actually explain what you're saying
and you can't do it!
You had an opportunity here and you can't do it
you had an opportunity here and
you're wasting it how does that feel like you're wasting this opportunity.
Obviously, you've been watching my stream.
When's the first angry message that you posted?
I want to talk to you on discord and have a reasonable discussion
This was November of last
Year this is from 2021 you're arguing
you've been mad for literally years.
I have many points, Zach.
I'm not going to debate you
for two minutes in chat
before you dismiss everything
I say and close my chat logs.
I don't think that's true.
I think that you're afraid of it,
and the reason why is because
you asked for it multiple times in the past.
So did you get dumber?
Did you forget what
you were going to say back then?
Like, what is it about now that now you don't want to talk about it?
I'm very confused.
No, Zach,
I actually just got tired of your bullshit?
No you didn't! That's why you're here. If you were tired of my bullshit
You'd be watching something that didn't make you mad all the time
No, you're addicted to making yourself mad
Going into my stream on a regular
basis, saying negative
things and then leaving because you're upset.
And we've
spent all this time, you haven't even brought up
a single point. Don't you think that you're
doing a disservice
to everybody who has your same mindset
by actually getting
an opportunity to speak out against
my evil and the damage
I'm causing to the world,
you just spend it talking
about yourself and being afraid.
Really!
I feel like you're misusing this opportunity.
Like you're representing a lot of people out here
and you're making everybody who thinks
like you look stupid.
I mean, I'm sure you must be
like you must be like you
must have some degree of accountability
for that right i mean damn
ignorance is a mindset yeah i don't know
what to say.
You've been dropping in saying this for such a long time
We'll give him, we'll give him a little bit more. The last thing I am afraid of is you
I'm still gonna watch your Stranger Gaming content I'm afraid of is you. I'm still going to watch your change for gaming content
I'm not always hating.
You're right,
you're only hating 99%
of the time.
I'm sure one message...
There's got to be
one person.
How are you going to decide? You really don't know if the guy died
wouldn't matter?
You're insane if you're Narthasistic View.
No, no. We've got to figure this out.
We've really got to figure this out.
I've watched you for years before saying anything in chat.
For sure. So what are you unhappy about?
What right-wing opinions do you think that i have that you think are bad
or what am i doing that you have that you you you think is problematic. We'll give him a minute. It's okay.
Giving him a free therapy session? Oh, I don't know about that! You spend, Taz move on.
Yeah I feel like if he's not really going to explain anything it's just
not really that interesting top three funniest chatters yep uh oh Uh oh. We'll give it a minute.
I don't think he's going to say anything, guys.
I don't. I think he's going to say anything guys. I don't,
I think he's just honestly,
I don't think he's going to say anything.
I don't think he's going to do anything.
It,
this is pretty much it. It's pretty much done here.
It's disappointing to see somebody like this behave
this way, it really is and I think what's
really disappointing about it the most is that number one he can't get
farmed for more content and number two i've said three things
that aren't even showing up okay that's fine i'll give you a minute
try and space out the words is because of banned words or what okay no no no no no all right
we've got a bit more time let's see this give me a minute that's funny hello Hello? Hello?
Can you hear me?
Hello? so i'll give it a minute no it was like i think his phone's like no it was like i think his phone's like no it was like i think his phone's like messed up or something
there we go hello I can't hear you if you're calling me.
Your phone's fucked up.
Considering I don't know why
you're calling,
I'm going to go over there.
Yep. I'm gonna go over there and make sure everything's okay.
Sorry guys, uh...I can't know.
Uh, I'll put on a video for you and then i'm gonna head over
um
i guess he some with my dad.
Finally happened.
Is volume good?
My dad's here for the podcast in person I'm so glad to meet you. Take your hand again.
I watch you adjure my son all the time and his hijinks
and all that kind of thing
and all that well not even a minute in and i'm already getting this is
just this is going to be great all right yeah
should i call you dad or what would i what am i allowed to call
you well you know when uh
he kind of i don't know how he signed me on to the
you know,
online there.
But put it down as Asmond Dad.
Yeah.
And I was one of the many times
that I've had to call into his show
to correct this bullshit,
Of course. As it should be.
I said you know
one thing I want to get straight early on was
I am not Asmund's dad.
Yeah.
He has never called me dad in his life.
Really?
That's true.
No, and never. Yeah. never why except for when he's talking to other people
yeah because i hate the fucking name dad.
Why?
Because of my old man.
My old man was the lowest slime crawling yellow dog piece of shit ever known
in my life. Seriously.
I mean...
We're gonna get into already
crazy shit? Yes, sir!
Why don't we dial it down a little bit before it goes too
too over the line this is less than five minutes this is great
yeah oh you know i get it though i'm gonna drive like you do
holy fuck yeah this guy's
driving with grandma I suffer the
windshield I told him today,
why are you leaving all this space
in front of you? Well, I like to just
zone when I'm driving. And he said,
oh, that's real safe.
And he talked to me about the way I drive.
Uh-huh.
Who's been a more active?
I've heard stories.
Oh, yeah, I was a truck driver professionally.
Yeah.
You know, for Tractor Trailer and Solid Body.
And of course over at Nomadroke Trucks and solid body. And, of course, over
non-motor trucks and all that.
But anyway,
with the dad thing,
that's kind of the gist
of why
he was That's kind of the gist of why, you know.
And so he was known and we I called him dad.
And after he left, we would refer to him as dear old dad
you know satirically
so no way
he was calling me dad and my mom
one of the best pieces
of advice she ever gave me.
Everything's fine.
His phone just wasn't working.
He called to tell me that Biden, I'm sorry,
I'm just a miss.
Oh. Oh my God. Oh, give me a minute. Okay, alright let's get back to it skim off no it's not that um it's like you
guys don't really see a lot of this but I have people that are like But, um...
I have people that are like
constantly when i'm streaming
I have people trying to draw on my attention
and try to get me to notice them.
You're messaging
me, it's just so fucking
hard. I just can't
fucking deal with this shit. Like, it's exhausting bro like...
Holy fuck
Ugh Ah If you do a few days off it doesn't matter like
it's just that I just I just cannot deal with the amount of people that try to talk to me and message me.
I just can't mentally deal with it.
It's just over simulated, yeah I'm getting like discord text messages
people calling me
it's fucking exhausting
it's It's so fucking exhausting.
I just...
I don't care about this anymore. It just doesn't matter.
Just do whatever you want to do, it's fine.
I just wanna look at something else.
Oh fuck! Oh, fuck.
Mute and take a break from social media?
I get that you guys... I... I don't think
honestly
this is my personal problem
this isn't anybody else's problem.
Let's not talk about it.
There's no reason to talk about it, there's
nothing that will be gained from talking about
it, there will not be anything that's improved,
nobody's going to get a better understanding and that nothing is
gonna happen this is going to do
nobody any favors so yeah let's just move on
completely move on i don't want to think about it.
Alright.
Let's see here.
And I think that today
I will watch... I will finally
watch this, but more watches.
So we were talking about live services the other day and how the market is oversaturated
and new
ideas seem to be
lacking. A lot of the live services that
we're seeing pushed out
just feel kind of uninspired chasing trends
just because that's what they are that's all they're doing is they're just trying
to do the same thing that everybody else did to make money
it's not because it's a better way to serve A video game experience, it's just a better
Way to make money. That's the only reason
Feels like they're trying to cash in rather
Than kind of use the genre
To create something genuinely innovative
and something that pushes
the genre to a new level
and to new heights.
It all just feels iterative
instead of innovative.
And so that's led to a situation
where there's just too many live services
out there right now, and the majority
of the ones that attempt to
kind of get a piece of the pie and tap
into this oversaturated market end up
shutting down unceremoniously.
I talked about how that happened
exoprimal, I talked about
how multiverses is well on its way towards a mass decline that's going to see potentially... like the way that this
comes into
play is
because a
lot of
times people
see a
popular
trend but
they're not
able to
so there's
a very
popular
saying how do able to... So there's like a very popular, I guess it's
like saying of how do you describe
three men
three blind men describing an elephant
and they're describing oh it's really big
or its the trunk or the legs right and each person has a totally
different view of like what the elephant is i think that that's the problem with live service
games is that it's blind people trying to identify why a live service game is popular
and then just trying to
re-emulate that and assume it's
the same thing. So,
there was a trunk? Yeah, but they're blind, right? And so
they don't really understand the reason.
So like for example, multiverses
like why would anybody want
like does the community
do people really want another Smash Brothers?
I feel like they don't this isn't really like who asked
who wanted this but like if
you see the success of Smash Brothers
and you see the success of live service games
if you look at this from an
abstract perspective of like, oh
okay well all these things
are the things that are
what do you call it? These are
the things that make money and we should
do them then yeah it makes a lot of sense.
And I think that's what the
issue is. It's that a lot
these people aren't motivated by trying to
create a good product they're motivated
by trying to capitalize on the trend.
It's shut down, especially for a free-to-play game.
These numbers are just not enough.
Then we got Skull & Bones which didn't break a million players
after February 22nd, 2024.
I don't know what those numbers
look like now
but I do imagine
this is a game
that's performing
particularly well.
Arcane Austin
had a shutdown
Redfall and the studio itself was shut down by Xbox.
You've got Suicide Squad killed at Justice League, which is well on its way out.
And things are bad enough where they're trying to give this game away for free in the hopes that people come back, but
look at the player numbers. It's just...
It's dead. It's a dead game. Like, that's it.
It's done.
I would say
they delayed this game because it was so bad.
I mean, come on.
It's fucking dead.
What do you expect?
Low triple digits
nowhere near enough
to sustain this live service.
You've got Foam Stars
which crashed pretty quickly and lost 95% of its player base in a short amount of time.
Because the game is just a scuffed version of Splatoon!
You're not gonna be able to make a shitty version of an existing game like i guess you
could say stumble guys right like that's an example of it working well but like and
that's the problem is that somebody will look for the needle in the haystack
and say, let's just get another needle.
You're not going to do that. That's not the way it
works. You're not just going to
randomly, yeah, okay, well let's just
recreate this 1 in 1000 probability of occurring thing.
It's way out for sure.
Rocket Arena shut down earlier this year.
You've got this shooter from Tencent called SYNCT,
which I'd never even heard about before but it shut down exactly a year after its launch.
So on and so forth, you get the idea
And now it seems as though live services are saying
I've got one more in me.
Yeah.
In the form of Concord, which is the PlayStation published live service.
For those who don't know,
PlayStation's trying to delve deep into making a bunch of live services.
Too many. At one point, they had 12
that they were planning to release by 2026.
That number has been reduced to six
but that's still too many. Among
them is Concord, which is basically
this hero shooter
that is
essentially Overwatch with
hints of... It's essentially Overwatch.
... essentially Overwatch. Yep.
Destiny and Guardians of the Galaxy
in terms of its aesthetic,
and the game doesn't look awful by any means,
it plays fine and does
the thing, but it doesn't do
anything to stand out either.
That's kind of what the general consensus has been.
There's one article here from Washington
Post that best describes this as
this being a game that's a few years
too late. Maybe it would have enticed folks
It would have never been good.
Nobody would ever want to play this. Look at the
characters. These characters are ugly and weird
like who the fuck would wanna be this guy?
This guy looks like me. This is
awful. Who the fuck would wanna do that?
Like,
it's just these are bland,
boring. What the
fuck? Who thought this was a good idea? It's insane!
...would have
released before some of the other hero shooters became standard
but now concord is just coming in late to the party and it's a game that nobody
is really particularly interested in and that's leading to a result that is
less than ideal when you look at
player numbers right now.
So for those who don't know, Concord had
a closed beta not too long
ago, and you can see right here the numbers there are pretty
paltry. But you could
potentially argue, well, you have to pre-order
the game to access the closed beta
and so numbers would be low
but even then... Bullshit.
If it was a good game
the people that pre-ordered it and liked it
would have said to everybody else
hey you should try this game out, it's really good.
Total bullshit.
By this being closed beta, the numbers were so abysmal
that you have to wonder how many people actually
pre-order this game. But
the real test lies in
what is now the open beta. The numbers
that we're seeing right here represented are those
of an open beta. Keep in mind
that Concord is going to be
$40 when it launches
and so if the
free trial... If people won't play
it for free, how many people do you think are going to
play it if they have to spend money?
...of this game can't draw in an audience?
Can you imagine this game doing any
sort of major moves and making
pushing a lot of units and
being a financial success when it launches?
So the numbers in the open beta look
as follows, it peaked at a mere 2,388 players and we are seeing the beta still run
And in that time the 24 hour peak sits in the average of roughly
1,500-1,600 players.
This is a minuscule number
of players for a game
that is this major
AAA live service.
No, if the game releases
and it has any degree of success like this,
everybody in this studio
is going to be fired
and it's going to be shut down.
That's just what's going to happen.
You can't recover from something like this.
Like,
this is literally like tens of millions of dollars lost.
That's... you can't... it's Jover. It is!
... pushing significantly that is free to access right now.
You know, I've seen other... Like if I was working there
I would start immediately
looking for a new job right now
because like there's no way that they're going to be able
to recover the game
because they can't change the way the characters look
because in changing the way the characters look
that's capitulating to people
that are considered racist or sexist,
so they can't do that.
They can't change their image and even if
they do people will think that
they're fake for it.
The gameplay is bad...
It's dead!
I don't think that there is any path to success.
Betas or early access
periods where the game is free...
Hell, I've seen even some early access periods where they charge money
for it, where the numbers have been
significantly higher than this,
indicating that... Is the game DEI
heavy? Well, I think the
DEI stuff is like...
I think that's, like,
the super viral part of it
that people see this
and they immediately,
like, have a negative
opinion of it.
It's like when you see
a robot
that has pronouns
and the pronouns of every character
are on the character select screen,
yeah, absolutely this
plays a factor. 100% it does.
And I think that people are vastly
understating how big of a factor it is
because of how fed up people are with that stuff
they are massively fucking
fed up, it's so fucking annoying
and you can see this all over Twitter, all over social media
it's everywhere. People are totally
fed up with this. Like body type 1
and 2 get the fuck out of here.
It's so ridiculous but
the truth is that these companies are still doing it.
And if they change,
like they can't change because of the industry
because the industry pushes everybody to do this.
So if they change, that will end up making them the enemy.
They're not going to do it.
Elden Ring has type 1 and type 2, type A and B.
I know it's stupid there too.
Yeah, it's stupid no matter which game
has it. For sure.
It's like bad reviews
push people away for it? The game needs a masterpiece
to compensate? Yeah, exactly.
Why is it stupid? Who cares?
A lot of people do.
Enough people for the game not
to be successful. I think that if this
game was full of really hot anime girls
that looked like Widowmaker
and Mercy and D.Va,
I bet there would be more people playing it.
I do. I think it's that simple simple i think there'll be a lot more people playing it
there is some semblance of excitement that there are some semblance of hype
for the title but in the case of Concord,
I don't know if it's just a case of people not knowing
that this game exists or them
knowing that it exists but being so uninterested
by it that they decided to skip it.
But these numbers are indicative of a game that
I think will kind of be dead
on arrival. Keep in mind
that Concord is going to have to compete with the
likes of Overwatch 2, which
despite all the criticisms surrounding it,
still gets tons of players.
We still get... And this is on Steam right?
I would assume that BattleNet
probably 10x's this
if not more. Of course people are going to be playing Overwatch
because Overwatch is a good game.
24-hour
peaks into 50-some
thousand players. And Overwatch
plays better than Concord does.
Like, just watching Overwatch,
it plays a thousand times better than Concord.
It was a good game?
What I mean is that like
you can think that the balancing for
the game is bad. But the nuts and
bolts of the game, of how your character
interacts with things...
The balance is dogshit.
Maybe the game modes are dog shit, but
the actual gameplay, the way that
Reaper fucking die
and it kills everybody around him
that plays really well
you get the chain with Roadhog that plays really well. You get the chain with Roadhog, that plays
really well.
That's what matters. This is just Steam
by the way. We probably are seeing much
greater numbers if we combine Steam
numbers with the Battle.net numbers?
Destiny 2 is still seeing, you know,
80,000 players every day, 70-80,000 roughly.
Somehow Destiny is still growing.
Somebody even highlighted the rather sad fact that
Valve's unannounced game, Deadlock
has more players than Concord.
I've never even heard about Deadlock
until I looked into his news.
And yeah, looking at the numbers here, it has a
bigger... It has a higher all-time
peak number than freaking
Concord which is a game that is a couple
weeks away. It comes out
later in August, and the numbers
here for open beta?
This is
a really bad sign, ladies
and gentlemen.
The people that work at this company, like again, get the life rafts out right now. Start looking for another job. Put in your applications. Take this off of your resume as soon as you can and pretend like it never happened
nobody wants to play ugly characters yeah exactly it's not
like it's not even a question. I'm actually really glad this happened because it proves again that I am being validated and vindicated.
Like okay great now I'm right.
There it is.
...staying itself with these kinds of numbers
and if the free access period
is getting such low numbers,
I don't know if the final release will see numbers
that we'll be able to sustain Concord and not have it...
I know if it will, it won't.
...suffer the same fate as the likes of Suicide Squad
killed at Justice League or Marvel's Avengers, United... same fate as the likes of suicide squad kill the justice league or you know marvel's avengers
you name it and keep in mind that even if concord gets 10 times the players at launch
yeah it's still going to be in a dangerous all-time peak range where it might peter out and die off like
even if we well let's put it into perspective i'm gonna bring out a game and nobody's going to want to see this.
Oh my god, it's actually
not even on the search terms.
All the way down here.
New World...
is higher than Concord.
Twice as many players.
And that's, guys... Keep in mind,
that's twice as many players
for a 24-hour peak.
Concord,
that's their all-time peak.
All-time peak of 2,000.
And again... all-time peak of 2000 and again having 2 000 concurrent players for a small game
is really respectable in a lot of cases but concord is a massive marketed game that PlayStation put as a flagship
product for their trade
show. That
is insane.
Let's apply this all-time peak by 10,
it's not as high as Marvel's Avengers
all-time peak of 31,165 players.
And Marvel's Avengers
is a game that eventually petered out and died off so
160 people even break past
Marvel's Avengers numbers, even if you know if it gets ten times the players at launch, which again costs $40 compared to this free-to-access open beta
then I don't know that Concord can survive in the long term.
I'm even wondering if it can reach the all-time peaks of Suicide Squad,
Kill the Justice League which peaked at
a rather abysmal 13,000
I think it will probably peak at like
maybe 20,000 people playing
it at the beginning that's what I would kind of assume but for a general in a general sense
Yeah, no this game is done. It's cooked
It sucks because even PlayStation mostly pass is uh... Pass is releasing garbage as well.
Yeah I know.
459 players
and it's kind of
average player base was not particularly
high throughout its lifespan, which is just
not great numbers for a
high-budget AAA game.
I don't know that Concord is quite as high budget
as Suicide Squad or Kill the Justice League,
but it is a game that the
folks at Sony and PlayStation
and the studio that's working on it will
have to maintain consistently, it is gonna
be an investment
that doesn't feel like it's gonna pay itself back
and the issue lies in the fact that concord is just kind of
generic uh... you know it's not that it all bad again i get it's not an awful game and
there are some good attributes to it. I think
visually in terms of fidelity
they got some good...
In a world
of Unreal Engine 5,
the visuals
in this game are not impressive
in any capacity.
Just
not.
It's I'm just not. Like, it's like
It has decent graphics
sure but who cares?
Stuff going on in terms of the graphics and some
of the art style elements going on here.
And, uh...
The individual heroes, a lot of them do have
some unique play styles
and powers, and the gameplay is solid and it you know
that's not a game that feels bad to play or anything
arm you can have some fun with it
it's just there
games of this genre out there that are more established,
that have a better player base, that are more
fleshed out, that have been added for
longer and are more feature-compatible? I think that's
another big reason is that like why
would somebody stop playing Overwatch to play this
instead? I could see why
somebody might want to try this game out
in a vacuum. But
why would you choose to...
For example, if somebody's
selling the identical type of hot dog
and one of them is $1
and the other one is $2, everybody
is going to be buying the $1 hot dogs
assuming all other things are equal.
So, if $1 hot dogs, assuming all other things are equal. So if the only purpose you serve
is to be an inferior alternative
to your competition,
that's a pretty bad value
proposition.
It is! That's really bad!
Concord
equals Overwatch 0.2? Yeah.
Pleat. Concord, especially
for its $40 asking price
just doesn't feel like it's
doing enough to stand out from
the pack or for it to justify...
Look at these characters.
This is so boring.
This is garbage.
What the fuck
is this?
This is trash.
Like, compare this to
Lucio,
Bastion,
Soldier 76,
Winston, and
I don't know, like Farrah or Widowmaker.
It's not even in the same universe.
Like it's just garbage.
Yeah, that's another good point too. price point when Overwatch 2 is free to play.
So for Concord to charge that premium price point of $40, it really has
to go above and beyond to be able to compete
with all the free-to-play stuff that's out
there.
Watch some new Overwatch 2 hero?
I'll look at it after this.
I think that's a big mistake for them to
not go free-to-play with this,
to charge $40 if what they have
on offer is kind of
being presented right now, which is not a whole lot
compared to what other games
of this genre are doing.
Now we don't know what the PlayStation numbers
look like. This game is coming out on both PCs.
Somebody's, somebody says do I only do hyperbole now?
Let's see...
What about this as a hyperbole?
Haven't even played it. What game is is this i'm probably talking about concord about this too
what is it Is it so hyperbole?
How about it
Oh I think yeah I'm just curious like what you mean by that
it's a devon chat
no no do Do it. It's fine.
Right...
Here is the thing. They are awful
and if they weren't awful,
people would be playing the game.
That's the truth.
And there's nothing
that's going to... it doesn't matter what...
Uh you know little things that your roaches out and they get pulled up.
Yeah cause full of shit just talking shit being annoying.
Yeah 100% sure yeah its so annoying bro like deserved yeah
It's like talking shit and then not even explaining it bro
Like you don't have anything to say
You're just talking shit
... PlayStation
And by some miracle may very well be
that the level of engagement
of this game
on PlayStation
is significantly higher.
But what I usually discover...
Why would that happen?
...is that if a game is performing well on one platform, it'll perform well on the other platform as well.
If people want to...
What a surprise! A sample size is indicative of performance.
What a fucking miracle, absolutely
that's true he is completely right
The only people who are saying
thats not true are the people on Copium
Certain game they will play
across both platforms you've got both audiences who will tune in
and engage with the game if you ask me the fact that concord is seeing such abysmal numbers during
its open beta indicates to me that even on playstation it's you know maybe has higher numbers but
and here's another thing is that there's another big factor
that needs to be taken into consideration which is video game entropy. And that is when a game is perceived to be dead,
it dies. And then when a game begins to die, that begets a faster
death cycle. Because
now it's a dying
game. So people don't want to invest
time into the game anymore.
Now people are leaving even faster than if the game anymore. So now people are leaving even faster
than if the game were to just carry out
its natural life cycle,
like it's the death spiral, right?
And as soon as it starts spiraling,
it just gets faster and faster and faster. And you
saw that with New World too.
Yeah, New World entropy as well
right? This is what happens
It's a self-fulfilling prophecy
So because people are talking about the game being dead,
it kills the game
because nobody wants to play
a game that has a reputation for being dead.
You reckon
it was free for Overwatch or be considered a great game? No, absolutely not because if it was free for Overwatch or would you consider it a great game?
No, absolutely not. Because if it was such a great game then
you'd see people playing whenever it was free right now which they're not
Not by a whole lot
Not enough to make a difference in terms of future prospects
as long-term, as a viable live service
that can attract enough players
and have them spend enough money
for this to be a worthwhile venture.
So, I would
not be shocked if Concord
was dead on arrival.
I would not be shocked if its initial
player numbers indicated a live service that Sony and PlayStation will not want to support for more than a year,
maybe two tops if it gets lucky.
But who knows? We've seen plenty of comebacks and plot twists happen in the past.
And by some miracle, they can make that happen.
I don't think that they can do it because a lot of their image problem
has to do with the way the characters are designed
and then changing the characters to the way the characters are designed and in changing
the characters
to the way that people
want them to be designed,
it would be betraying
the ideals
that are held
very sacred
in the gaming industry
with like not
objectifying women,
not having over-representation of like any,
it's like no white guys in the game and the trailer.
Like this is obviously weird.
And it's like, guess what?
A lot of guys that play these
games are probably white guys. Let's be
fucking honest. So they're
not going to do that. They're not going to add that
because in doing that
they would be effectively giving credit to a group of
people that are considered awful.
Not white people but the people that
try to promote it and the people that try to push
that kind of stuff and like you know sexualization
of women and all that even though that's the
reason why overwatch is popular
the reason why overall i bet overwatch porn
is more popular than the game is now
but the truth is that everybody
knows those characters and girls cosplaying these characters. Nobody's going to want to cosplay something in Concord. It's insane, it's not even a question. And women like Ascentidies?, exactly. They literally can't solve the problem that is going to make a lot of people go into the game and immediately distrust its authenticity.
That's really what's going to happen.
And with this game, great!
But you know as I said before the over saturation of this market is becoming harder and
harder to deal with. The more
you go in making
a live service game with the mindset of like
cashing in on a certain genre
and a certain trend.
The problem isn't anything
to do with representation, I think it does actually
I think it absolutely does because
Overwatch did a really great job
of adding in a character that everybody can see themselves in.
Like, if you're an older 38-year old guy and you like craft beer, Torbjorn
is you. If you are
a teenage girl,
Diva. If you're
a hoe, Widowmaker.
You know? If you're just like a hot girl,
Mercy. If you're an edgy
boy, you're playing Reaper.
If you like katanas and fucking
swords and stuff like that and dragons,
Genji.
Right?
If you're being Legolas
or an archer
standing back
then you're Hanzo.
There are so many different
archetypes
that exist in Overwatch
that are very very well uh crafted
they're extremely well crafted and i think that people can see themselves in the characters
now people might see themselves in the characters
In Concord but in a bad way
And be like wow
She's fat just like I am
Oh god
He's ugly just like me
Why would anybody want to play that?
It's that simple.
My black man,
I played Divas. I mean, I'm actually a teenage girl.
Now if that's what you're getting out of what I'm saying,
then I really feel bad for you.
But yes, absolutely having characters in a character shooter
that people can see themselves in and identify as matter.
Absolutely!
It's likely it is that you'll succeed at like only a few of those kind of breakthroughs
There are only so many gamers in the world
They only have so much time and money
We keep shoving in live services into the market
and hoping that all
of them will garner the kind of audience
that Destiny, Fortnite...
Somebody said in chat
Concord has zero Fortnite. Somebody said in Pet Legends,
Concord has zero on Rule 34 and Overwatch has
130,000 plus numbers
don't lie? And that's what matters
whatever Overwatch does,
that's just not a viable strategy.
The expectation of infinite growth is
absolute. Somebody says you think the game
failed because of the art design of the characters?
Really? I think it was a big factor.
I do.
Yeah.
It wasn't
the only reason, but it was a
big factor. Absolutely.
Okay. But it was a big factor, absolutely. Ridiculous and short-sighted
And the fact that even with this trend of so many live services dying off from being a huge waste of time and resources despite all that
seeing sony confirm you know initially planning 12 life services by the end of March 2026 and saying that we'll just cut that down to six.
Six still being a lot.
The fact they're planning six live services from one company within the span of two years,
good luck on
the money you're about to throw away. Maybe
one of those will pop off and maybe that's what they're riding
on because if one of them pops off
at the level that something like Fortnite does, then it'll pay itself
back a thousandfold.
So maybe that's what they're betting on, that eventually they'll hit the bullseye after
investing too much money on too many live services.
Many one of them will become the next Fortnite, the next Destiny
whatever and pay dividends
and make them a ton of money over the long
term. But
that's a risky proposition
and there's going to be a lot of wasted potential
And uh...a lot of likely layoffs as the devs get blamed for the failures of leadership and their
mandate.
Oh yeah, they're done
like I think this is
like with a game that's
this big to have this
big of a failure.
This is a studio
closure level failure.
This is a you can't do this wrong two times in a row. a studio closure level failure.
This is a you can't do this wrong two times in a row level failure.
It's done.
For the kinds of games
that they want to ship instead of letting
the developers cook. That's the sad part? You could say it's
sad, but they're the ones that made the game.
I mean...
you shouldn't have done it.
This is what happens?
What they should be cooking...
But I suppose only time will tell how Concord
will play out, at the end of the day we don't know for sure my prediction is tell how Concord will play out. At the end of the day, we don't know for sure.
My prediction is though that Concord
will not last
very long at all. I've seen this
trend before. It's covered enough live services
to know that unless there's a major miracle or
crazy comeback that happens, which is the exception not the rule.
Concord I think it's doomed to repeat history.
It's done. At the very least, that's
one man's take. Let me know in the comments below
what your thoughts and opinions are on
Concord. Have you played the game?
The beta? What do you think of it? And do you think
it has the potential for long-term
viability? Share your thoughts in the comments
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Yong out!
Welcome back, yeah...
So we were talking about live series? I think there is no way they can recover.
There's no path to success for this game.
It's not going
to happen.
I'm sorry, I'll link you guys the video.
I think that he's totally right.
I feel like a lot of people are talking around
the reasons why people don't like it.
Like for example,
like the pronouns thing,
et cetera,
because it's not something
that you're supposed to talk about
or you're supposed to lend any credibility
to, but I think that it plays
a tremendous
role. Like a
massive, huge, gigantic
role. Especially now whenever you're looking
at... Because a lot of the people
that are seeing the game right now
are people that are part of the online
space. Like sure, Concord
and Sony will do marketing
that will appeal to people
that are outside of the gamer space
when the game finally comes out.
And those people won't have
the previous messaging
that shades their perspective
of the game.
However, until then
you're going to have mainly
the way that people figure out this game
and figure out about this game
are people that are online talking about it.
People should give them names
what's this here?
No, they see it. They even need to mention
pronouns in the game. I just fucking had it.
Well, this is my perspective is that when
I see that in a video game
I don't take the
game as an a video game, I don't take the game
as an authentic
piece of art seriously anymore.
I don't. Like, the immersion
for the game is broken to me because every
time I see that it reminds me of the fact that
this game is a manifestation
of some world view
that the developers have
and it's basically like
propaganda. It basically is right.
It's a political message.
And to me,
it's like,
as soon as I see that you don't have
that escapism from the game anymore.
And I think that,
I mean,
you could say every game has some sort
of a message to it,
but sometimes the messages are portrayed in a way that's
like less
patronizing and less annoying
to me.
So yeah.
Starfield have pronouns?
But who cares? The gameplay loop is why it sucked?
Well, there's a lot of reasons, right?
There's a ton of reasons why it could happen.
But I'm just saying that's one reason for me.
You're in a bubble if you think the game
is failing because of the pronouns thing. The game itself
is just not good and it's not worth being $40.
I think that at this point
in the life cycle of the game,
the pronouns...
Of course it's not failing because of the pronouns.
It's failing because of like 10 different things.
It's failing because of that,
the bad character design,
the fact that the game wasn't really very well marketed
The fact that the gameplay is pretty much just
worse Overwatch. It's failing because
I don't know if it's the character design but there's that too
It feels slow to play
You know like for a while you had
to buy the game to get into
the beta.
But like you are on copium
and you are on massive,
massive, massive copium.
If you think that
a 2000 player open
data for a game
that was announced
at Sony State of Play
is anything less
than a colossal disappointment
and a massive failure.
This is the kind
of stuff
that investors
like fucking
have nightmares about and they wake up oh god
i thought i was invested in concord
oh oh jesus okay it was just a dream.
Alright, we're fine.
Same thing as yesterday, right?
Same fucking thing. Check out the new
Overwatch hero? Yeah, I'll look at that.
But it's a factor and it definitely
is because right now the only people that really know about Concord
are the people that like...
Because Sony hasn't marketed to a wide audience,
really.
They've only marketed towards people
that are invested in video game news on the internet.
So you're gonna have a higher proportion of those people
that care about like more in-depth issues into the game
than just an average audience,
That's why I said before,
Like yeah,
I'm sure it'll find
an audience with people
when it comes out
with those larger...
Just a general audience
but will that
general audience stay?
Six-year clone of...
Look at Steam Ch charts for Paladins.
Six-year old Overwatch clone that has hot girls.
Paladins?
I mean, yeah, how's that game even doing?
Paladins.
Yeah, I don't know anything about this game.
Even this game has more players than Concord does.
It's nuts, man.
Epic wasn't it?
yeah even that does that's 5,000 people
I don't rely on life
prone to the character
that alone makes me
not want to play the game
they hate their audience
yeah
I think that's the way
a lot of people see it and
I think also like that won't really be
as true as the game reaches
a larger and larger audience because people
don't care about it as much but
at this point in the life cycle of
the game then yes it does matter a lot absolutely
it does uh it's a big factor okay
all right All right.
I need to use the bathroom, and then we're going to watch it.
... Oh boy....... All right.
Well... Well, somebody has made a 40 minute video about me. How about that?
That's crazy!
Oh my god!
40 minutes.
The Asmongold rabbit hole.
Uh-oh.
And it's a picture of me and my fucking room.
Let's get it!
Something that is always chewing away in the back of my head, nibbling away, gnawing away
like a worm in Robert F. Kennedy Jr.'s
brain is the fact
that possibly one of the largest streamers
on any platform
has one of the craziest pasts and potentially the poorest health a human
being can imagine we're not talking about dr spec we're not talking about excuse me not
looking airsoft fatty okay we're not talking about any of these guys. Ludwig, no, nope.
Today we're talking about Asmongold, the hero
of today's story, AKA we're doing a deep dive
into the legend of Asmongold,
the man with mythical status
of legendary asmongold,
The man of mythical status
of legend in my own mind.
I'm a fan
I don't like the politics shit
I don't like any of the politics stuff
and that's not what we're talking about today
We're talking about
the man, the myth
the legend Asmongold!
Yeah, it's a LeBron of WoW, apparently.
And uh, looks like he might have shit
himself over that. And it's like, think
about the game- the narrative
that creates, right? And exactly what makes him
so mythical and what people
are always taught. A lot of people hate this
man. They sure do. You yourself probably
have seen him. Maybe you don't have an opinion
formed on him already.
I don't know about that informed on him already, but-
Oh I don't know about that.
I think most of the people have an opinion.
Seen him in his coverage
of Johnny Depp versus Amber Heard.
He made like 3000 videos. Something like that. think it was close to 87 which is a lot
at this point your honor uh mr council is asking to move into evidence and public
i bet they are defendants exhibits this was crazy objection all! Objection, alright cut the
tape guys, cut the tape!
Yeah we milked
the shit out of this. Did I win yet guys?
The dude's been pretty mad relevant for a while
now and he just loves posting so many videos long look at how
many videos there are just one day ago one day ago two days ago two days ago
two days ago two days ago two days ago two days ago three two days ago, two days ago, two days ago, three days ago.
Bro, like...
There's a lot of fucking videos. Yep.
...stream clips where he's
And keep in mind this is only one channel.
If you
laugh at a joke
from a guy that's gay
You are gay. It doesn't make you
gay? You are gay.
That's not true, you're gay. So if somebody
says something funny and you
say that's funny... Now
you're gay. But you find out later that they're gay
You're gay
You didn't just become gay if there was a Hollywood walk of fame for twitch streamers
Asmongold would be one of the first to receive his monument.
Also, because he's doing this...
He's been doing this for a long time.
By the way, he has legitimately posted 80s...
Yep, I've been streaming since 2016.
That's right.
Making videos since 2014.
Seven
videos in regard to the
Amber Heard giant theft trial, which is
very awesome.
Or at least that's according to a playlist that claims to be complete.
Streamers in general blow my mind, but it blows my mind specifically
that this guy has committed so much time and energy towards reacting
to a trial in which two people detail some of the worst moments
of their life because it was funny and people loved watching him oh there are so many viewers
over 100 000 viewers every day watching this shit. Of course I fucking
watch it! Absolutely!
Yes!
You think
I'm above making content
out of people's trauma?
No! That's the whole reason I'm here.
What do you expect? know, I looked at it on stream. I made a couple videos about it but like 87, 87 videos.
That's like 30 hours of video.
That's crazy.
Never mind, it's way more than
30 hours.
It was the highlights.
Yep. He's got about 80 hours of footage of him talking about amber amber heard johnny that is that's legendary what i'm asking you, sir...
Oh god!
...did you comply with the ethical requirements of the APA when rendering your professional opinions that we've rendered today? When reference... Sir?
Oh my god.
It is a requirement of the APA, it's not THE requirement of the APA.
That's the first domino for the big legend two whole work weeks have just
yeah that's what i did 100 do you know whether And I'd do it again
and I'm sure something
stupid like this will happen
and I'll take advantage of that also
Records, medical records
That's right.
Objection and honor
lack of foundation
Oh my god!
Thank you.
Great, we made progress.
This is what it's gotta sound like dude
reaction channels commentary channels that's just after a while
yeah dude 80 hours three full days no eat no eat, no piss, no fart, no make
sweet, sweet love. 33 days
just talking about
Giant Neck and Amber Heard. Either way,
it doesn't matter. Something else cool about it is
the fact that very few of these videos have under 500 000
views which means he could have made millions of dollars off all these videos
but we got over a quarter of a billion views that month on youtube not a quarter of a billion views that month on YouTube. Not a
quarter of a million, a quarter of a billion. Yeah.
It's crazy.
He is a legend, and by the way he spent none of it.
He spent none of the money, especially not on
health or cleaning stuff.
Or anything that normal people...
To be fair, this is before I had any money.
Like, this was in, like, 2010.
Put your money down.
Quit doing that.
I'm in a garage.
I like watching the ants come in. I like watching the ants come in.
Oh but now when I do it, it's a problem!
So the ants are fine but the roaches
aren't? Who decided that?
That sounds like bullshit to me!
To be fair, I did have ants too though.
They're all down there-
I'm kinda like my own personal little Asmongold.
Got a lil' colony down here.
I'm gonna go in the garage now, though okay there's no ants in my house
i've got to say you know this whole ant bug thing i'm bringing this up really early because
this shit is mind-boggling if you don't know anything about asmongold you're in for quite
a wild ride do you guys remember that clip in TLC with the
Thousand Pound Sisters where they put behind
Amy Slayton while she was talking about how
dirty her house was and how sad it made
her to climb up the wall? Remember that?
In the past, in my YouTube channel,
a cockroach was
in my video
and then
the fans
and haters
seen it
and people were hating gonna mean so much that's is she crying about a cockroach?
You're crying
about people making fun of you for a
motherfucking cockroach?
Damn,
you all kinds of fucked up, huh? It's not a big deal man. It's really not!
That's how Asmongold is in real life, not added and imposed with VFX. This is real life, not added in post effects.
This is real life.
Who is Asmongold
or Zacharor? However you want to refer to the man he hasn't
always been a react streamer he hasn't always been
the man who he is now and what he's become in recent years
in fact as of the writing of this video he's reacting to his subreddit to over 25
000 people right now how about that and he does this type of every single day the guy is
prolific if i die an elden, it's the game's fault.
It's my mouse's fault.
It's the computer's fault.
It's Chad's fault for distracting me.
And there are a number of other faults that it is except for mine.
So yes, obviously it's not my fault.
$25,000? That's a lot. How do you get this large-ass audience? Well, World of Warcraft. Ever heard of it?
Wow...
Ooh, the 6.2 arms warrior. I remember this.
Yeah. 6.2 arms warrior, I remember this!
Sitting- and by the way, this is from 2013...
...I am sitting in the exact same place that I was then ain't shit changed our channel uploading his first video in November of 2013.
Two years after my first video, so take the L, Asmund.
Okay, alright. I had a YouTube channel
in 2008. I had it before you
did if you had it in 2011 or whatever the fuck...
Nah, bro.
Like, I was in high school when I had a YouTube channel, bro.
Like, what do you mean?
This is my second channel i prestiged
or you gotta start from the bottom to get to the top my first video was
how to mod 13 only 13 years ago yours
is way worse than mine.
Alright, you guys, I'm going to show you how
to mod Borderlands today.
It was only 13 years ago, guys. Come on!
Pretty easy. A lot easier than modding Fallout New Vegas,
I think. A lot safer
and have a better chance of doing it, so... Fallout New Vegas, I think. A lot safer and
have a better chance of doing it. After posting
a lot of WoW content including
bangers like my rant about
learning real world skills from
playing World of Warcraft, in which he says that
if he was an employer and his guild acted in person like they do
in game there's no way he'd hire them. If I was an empl- Yeah
Let me ask you guys this simple question.
Would you hire somebody in your
classic WoW raiding guild?
Boyer, and I knew
how half of the people that I've raided with and the
people that I raid was now actually act when things don't go their way yep there would be
no way i would want that person in my guild. Or, if someone's in my guild working for me.
There is no way at all.
So yeah, that's pretty cool.
There's also another video titled Elliot Rodgers played WoW?
He did!
If you guys don't know who Elliot Rodgers is,
he's a murderer. He was
the supreme gentleman
that's what he called himself
and uh...he was an incel murderer
he went out killed a bunch of people
and in his manifesto
he quoted none other than
Garrosh Hellscream
in his
manifesto of why killing women is what he needs to do.
...who had a YouTube channel, and there's a lot of content about him.
I don't even know if you're allowed to put pictures of him on YouTube anymore.
I'm not sure.
Yeah, it's bad pretty bad stuff between november 5th 2013 and july 5 2014 asmongold uploaded 198
videos about world of warcraft that's's a lot. For his 199th
video, he uploaded a video titled
Streaming in which he announced that
he was going to begin streaming
He also talked about Raccoon. Yeah, I did that because I was
like this could be fun and then people
gave me a lot of money and then I was like
I guess I'll do it again.
And here we are!
In his house which is a small piece of a much larger
puzzle we will talk about shortly.
Last night I did... Let's see.
What did I do? Oh, I did
ICC.
I talked about raccoons in my house yeah they were getting that all the time out of
my house and i think i did one other thing and i don't even remember what that was maybe that
was his 199th upload by the way i'm I'm not sure of the significance of that,
assuming no videos are deleted or anything along those lines,
which I'm assuming is probably not the case
because of the Elliot Rodgers video still there.
You'd think we had deleted something else.
Anyways, two years ago he reacted to his stream announcement.
Well,
it's not like I was saying Elliot Rogers was right for killing a bunch of
people.
I mean,
he played wow.
He did.
And I thought that was interesting and there were other people that went on shooting rampages
that played WoW as well.
Anders Brevik also played WoW.
I thought it would be funny
for me to name my character in WoW
off of his character in WoW.
Blizzard didn't think that was as funny
as I did.
I had to change the character's name.
And how it got 250 viewers,
which is very impressive
for a first stream. For anyone really
The first stream that I ever did, I got
250 viewers. Like a lot of people tuned in
to watch the stream. He then reacted to the
raccoons in his house by laughing, face palming
a bit and saying nothing ever changed.
And that was two years ago
which was eight years after the announcement.
I talked about...
I don't have raccoons in the house anymore.
What happened is that
basically my house... what happened is that the so basically
my house
there was like they had to do a
house insurance inspection
and when they did that
they said that they won't insure the house anymore unless new
siding gets put on the house because there were too many raccoons and holes in it.
So I had to get new siding put on the house and so there are no raccoons allowed in
the house right now as far as i know moons in my house
and how they got that's nice and then how i got them out of my house
and i think it did one other thing and i don't even remember what that was
and so the best thing about this is the fact
that like nothing ever changed yeah like nothing ever like it was it's always been
it's been the same the whole time to be fair at this point in the video i had already
changed it but i think i was just referring to like later on like it like already changed it, but I think I was just referring to later on.
Like, I changed it in like 2017
or 18 or something like that because I had to.
When Asmongold
started streaming on the Asmongold
Twitch channel, of course a lot of WoW content.
It grew the channel to 3.5
million followers while continuing
to post YouTube videos on the OG
Asmongold channel. It's the heyday, pretty much.
What's up y'all? It me oh my god and today i figured
i'd do a little holiday video for everybody just kidding he's still growing massively
he's not falling off even a little bit. You're goddamn right!
I don't know the lore for and
with a five minute Google search
couldn't find information for
I've also reached out to Asmongold before
Really? Or just didn't see the dm on twitter whatever either way
doesn't matter to me he's got massive big time ultra youtube internet legend status in my eyes so
kind of a cool kind of cool whatever i I guess. I don't have any idea
I'm sure someone will be like well actually
Dude, I just got done it that's awesome
Yes, that's cool you guys and you're like 30 year of legend in my I don't have unlimited respect for you
You're a millionaire
You made a million dollars just reacting to this bitch this shit
And you still got the raccoons crawling on you. That's crazy!
I had a cockroach the other day, remember?
I had to catch him.
I caught him on the wall.
Let's see if there's another one.
Let's see if there's another one of these fucking things.
There's a moth.
But that's about it.
Yeah, no, there's no more right now.
Yeah, no, I'm chilling.
I mean, it's not a big deal. Like you have a robo- word power?
Yeah it's not a big deal.
It's just the way it is. the original Asmongold YouTube and Twitch channels have been abandoned, which is strange.
He stopped posting on his YouTube channel-
I never thought of that!
No you're right, yeah!
I stopped using the original Asmongold Twitch channel and the... Oh, God.
Oh, God. That's bad.
After 919
videos with his last upload
being in October of 2018
he stopped streaming on the Asmongold Twitch back in 2022 and has been since streaming
on his second channel ZachRar which is not a partner channel and is therefore not monetized.
Pretty cool.
Guys awesome. Guys, awesome.
What a legend. This channel is massive for not being able to make any money
for the streamer nor the platform in which it's hosted on
It probably cost Twitch a shit ton of money
that he just streams and is the seventh largest channel on
the whole platform insane by the way how the does that happen what the everybody else doing
according to twitch tracker which might need to be taken with a grain
of salt he's averaging 26 000 whatever 26 500 streams and now primarily focusing on just
chatting in that world of war. I assume it takes a lot
of bandwidth, and they're not making their money back.
No, they're probably pissed about this shit, yeah.
Or does it?
I like it. Take the L.
46k? Yeah, I mean, to me it's Take the L. To me, it's whatever.
A lot of people are going to watch this show.
People watch this show
because it's entertaining. They like it and I try
to make it entertaining as much as I can.
I try to cover stuff that people like seeing,
etc. I think a lot of streamers
are boring.
And I'm sure there's a lot of people who think
I'm boring too, right? So so like you know it's each their own but like
yeah.
They actually talked about how much money
he costs Twitch in
a recent video. Apparently he cost them about $8,000 a stream and
he says he tries to stream every single day but he subtracts 20 days missed from the year so
Probably something like that yeah
345 days that's about about $2.8 million
he costs Twitch a year.
If you look at $8 million,
I think they should give me
$2.8 million.
I think they should just give me that money instead.
I think this is a good idea.
Why? I mean, I just feel like that's the right decision.
Let's go in here and we're going to say that I streamed for about 8 hours. the right decision.
Let's go in here,
we're going to say that I streamed for about 8 hours,
we're going to say that we have 9000 viewers or whatever,
we're going to put the average at about 8000.
If every one of you is watching it 1080p
and you haven't been the whole time, it costs Twitch $4,360 to run this stream.
That's how that works.
That is why Twitch is losing money. This is the reason.
For your- no! For THIS stream.
It's THIS stream not for Mug.
THIS singular stream at 8 hours of streaming.
Dan must fucking hate me.
Yeah!
Rock? Kick that guy off what and he's dirty he's got bugs on him what to be fair though i think
that's what makes a lot of people mad, is that I live like an absolute degenerate
animal. I don't really give a fuck
about like, oh wow, you're leaving money on
the table.
Do you know how much money isn't
on the table?
I took off of the table more than enough
it's not a big deal
it's just not i i think that a lot of people they see me and they see a person who's done everything
wrong literally everything wrong i live like an animal, I talk like an asshole
I live at my mom's house
um, I don't
shower, I have raccoons
and roaches in the house
uh, I play video games all day.
I don't exercise or really
work out a whole lot.
I exercise semi-regularly,
but not a whole lot right now.
And you know, still
people are watching yeah the american dream i guess so
the estimate does come from a website that estimates
the cost of bandwidth for Twitch, which I love
using the website. It's pretty cool. It could be more
it could be less. There is a reason
Let's see where it's at right now
... channel basic standard
1080p hour stream
6-7 hours a day.
Viewers
46,000
and
then so channel closest region to your average watch duration is about 50p actually
I would say in between this
So it costs Twitch, today's stream is costing Twitch $20,000.
Oops.
Uh oh...
Sounds like a lot, it's nothing for Twitch? Yeah, I guess so.
Man, that's crazy.
Amazon bought
Twitch because they have AWS and it's like
you know, vertical integration.
Classic classic though just over a week ago Mr.
Asmongold himself said on his stream that there's
a good chance he'll half the part of the channel
that so that Twitch will will play ads on it
so they can start making shit.
That's very impending.
I might have to partner the channel
off of content and he's just React farming
and then uploading it to YouTube and making a bunch of money off of...
I know,
it's ridiculous.
They're just waiting
for him to slip up on that.
Yeah man,
he's been doing fine
off of YouTube
I assume
if he's been doing it right
and actually activating the ads.
He's also a founder of OTK,
one of the biggest career organizations. One True
King. Bunch of well-known people in there.
Jay Sklatt, SFan,
Mizkif etc.
He's doing fine and realistically whatever amount of money Asmongold has coming in he doesn't need that much of it.
No!
He is a very simple guy most people don't need that much money
He's not flexing Rolexes and shit like XQC.
I'm supposed to close that
Like this?
And in a recent interview
he says that he only utilizes about 1% of his income.
I probably spend less than 1% of what I make.
Yeah,
that's true.
A hundred percent.
And I don't really spend any money for any reason unless it's eating food.
Unless it's something that's related to my job.
1%?
Are you kidding me?
Yeah.
That's crazy.
Well, just because
you make more money
doesn't mean
you need to spend
more money.
I mean,
if you get $1,000
it doesn't mean
you have to spend $1,000. You can just get $1,000, it doesn't mean you have to spend $1,000.
You could just get $1,000 and say, damn, I got $1,000.
I mean, fuck!
What's complicated about that?
I invest all my money.
All of my money is invested
So you could say I spend ALL my money
What are we going to do with that money when you die though nothing it you see this is a weird thing
people might not really understand this people just i just don't really give a shit about it.
It doesn't really matter
a whole lot?
Yeah, it's whatever to me.
Like, I'm just living my life, enjoying myself, and that's all that matters.
Frugal.
Living within his means.
What are you going to do with the other 99%?
What are you going to do with that?
You ain't going to spend all that,
are you?
Nothing.
It's not important.
It's not relevant or important.
It doesn't really matter.
It's just whatever.
Yeah, I mean,
I don't need something to do with it.
Like there doesn't need
to be a purpose
to what I'm doing. why would i care it's just
it is what it is
yeah did i i just i don't know i just don't really think about it a lot.
Like, my life isn't
about money.
I mean, money is great.
I like making money.
But
money is
a tool.
I can use the money
to start a business
and then we invested more money
to start another business
and then we invested more money to start another business and then we invested
more money to start another business and then after
that we invested even more money to start
even more businesses and so yeah we have done some stuff with the money
We just don't need all of it.
Does the percentage not go down or is that
the more you make?
Or does inflation balance it out?
Yeah I don't know
please spend money on more on content stuff think about it
yeah i just i i don't know i just don't even think about it or worry about it or
care about it hardly at all.
You definitely care more about money if you didn't have it so much?
Absolutely.
You're totally right.
Wait, yeah!
100%.
Yes.
What the f*** is the point?
Might as well throw it in the trash or something.
Or give it to me!
Yeah, yeah.
The darks...
Oh!
Uh-oh.
In spite of being able to sell out a sports stadium worth of live viewers
every single day. There's a dark side
to Asmongold, aka
Zach Rohr, aka Zach
aka the guy that reacted
to and talked about Johnny De depp and amber heard for three consecutive days straight
with no time for poo pee fart piss drink those were the highlights it was way more than that a lot of people have seen this darker side they
know the meme they know the mythical status of this man's life but the average content
consumer may not know and that's what the point of this video today is,
I think their shit is so interesting.
Genuinely, I do.
I don't understand it even one little amount
but I love it, I tell you what.
So Zach Lee has lived in the same house for over 10 years and under
normal circumstances over 30 years i've lived in my entire life minus maybe six months
when i was a baby my entire life I have lived in this house."
That's
normal! You found the place you love, there is no need to move
maybe if you love the house,
you should take care of it. If not for your safety then at least
for your health which is the only thing human beings
actually have. Two things. Their attention
their observation and ability to your mind rationalize
and
their health their physical health
mental acuity
attention
physical health yeah or whatever
zach has documented how he does anything but take care of his home
and therefore himself as an extension of the things that he lives in and loves.
He's documented this over the many
years of him making content, just
sort of nonchalant. You see...
This video was from 2010
by the way.
...might be his second Twitch channel. It's actually the name of his first YouTube channel.
He started uploading to the Asmongold YouTube channel 10 years ago,
but Zach Roar saw its first upload 15 years ago, titled
The Rat. That's right!
This is where it gets crazy.
The video begins with Zach getting hit in the head
with some kind of wooden beam. He heads inside...
Yeah, I used to break things on my head all the time
I had a lot of practice. I built up
like a tolerance for it
You see the state
of the home that he lives in
There's debris all over the kitchen floor.
Debris everywhere.
And smack dab in the middle of this debris is a rat.
It almost feels like an episode...
No, no! That's one, it's one rat.
It's one
rat! We're not talking
about ten rats!
It's one rat!
It's not a big deal!
Damn! rat it's not a big deal damn of orders remember that guy Glenn the guy with a thousand rats I only have one read probably two or three
I don't have that many rats!
And I'm not petting them or anything they're just there.
What would you ever want a rat for? Don't knock it till you try to.
Zach's video titled the Rat is reminiscent to me
of the moment in which Glenn from Hoarders
began his rat obsession and eventually ended up with a thousand rats.
Zach did not do this.
They're everywhere.
They are coming out of the walls
Out of their mattresses
He sees them as his children
Instead, Zack became a very famous and successful Twitch streamer
Similar! Reminiscent
There was actually a big spider It was like the size of my palm of my hand.
It was in the kitchen and I tried to cut it in half with a knife
and it got away and I said you know what?
That's natural selection.
I'll let him go.
He's in the house now.
He's still in the house right now.
Yeah, he passed
no if i try to cut one of them in half and they get away i just let him go
it's not the same. Clearly.
Yeah. Back to the video!
He shakes the box around, and then he takes the rat outside
and dumps it in a trash can. That's right.
It looks like its dead I think it is.
We killed it.
Or was it dead when we were filming? I'm not exactly sure. It looks like it's dead. I think it is. We killed it after the video.
When he was filming,
I'm not exactly sure.
I have no clue
but it's motionless
and it does not look good.
I'd say
it's not that sanitary
of a living condition
if there is an alive
or dead rat
within the walls of your home.
A RAT! Oh, shit!
A rat? That's not even
a big deal! Like what are you stressed out for?
It's probably fake but yeah- yeah, wha-
A rat!
Not a mouse.
A RAT!
You motherfuckin' rat.
Imma whoop yo ass!
That's not...
I'mma whoop your ASS!
Like, omit either rat or mouh!
That's kinda big deal. It's not a big deal
It's not a big deal
Stop it. Hey, the rat dude
Have you ever? I've never seen a rat
I don't think in real life
I mean its just a rat you see him there he is like
i have probably caught in my house more than 10 rats over the years
yeah it's been a lot of them man.
...rats...
Like a ma- you see mice and stuff!
But a rat? It's just nature. The rat video is only scraping the surface too which is very cool.
13 years ago Zach uploaded a video titled asmongold's lair
would showcase the this was the beginning of the legend right here
of like me being a degenerate this was it it was
this video right here
this video went super viral on reddit
like
i remember i got like so many fucking
people messaging me talking to me about
it it was insane.
Humble beginnings? Yep.
This is the first one. This is the first time one of my videos got really popular.
It was like 2000 and 11 or 12.
Maybe 13. Yeah. He objects himself to it every single day. With fast food so old, he can't remember when it's from.
And a desk and floor completely covered in microplastics.
I don't even remember when I had that.
Yeah, that's Taco Bell, I can tell.
That's... oh man those were the days.
Those were the fucking days right there. Holy shit. Damn. Man. Oh, OG Wrath? That's the original Wrath of the Lich King, man.
Yep.
My character.
I just got that now! Reminds me of that movie
Science, leaving the drinks all around
Dude, I leave some shit on my desk, nothing like
That man. I imagine being in
Asmund's house is like playing Russian roulette, except with three fully loaded-
No. I can hear the soda.
That's not true. I can hear which one is the right one.
Through the carbonation,
I just have to listen to the soda
and I know it's
the one that I have.
I can smell it,
and I can tell if there's a difference between
like, uh,
that zero sugar soda
and the shit that's not zero sugar.
I can hear it bro like
yep i can easily hear this absolutely
it's i've never made a mistake.
Actually, maybe once or twice but hardly ever.
My whole life.
The one that is unloaded is the only drink in the entire house
that doesn't have a colony of living things within it.
No wonder there was an issue with rodents! Come on!
He even uploaded a video about his raccoon magnets, and every time...
Yeah, my mom and I, we printed out these magnets here,
and it's like those World War II
planes where they would put skull and
crossbones for all the people they shot down?
Well, we did that for raccoons
so every raccoon that we would catch
we would print out A new picture
And then put a magnet
On the refrigerator
Of that raccoon
That we had.
They would catch a racoon
They'd put a magnet on their fridge and you know that was 13 years ago
there were 6 of them I wonder if the tradition still
lives on today I assume
not he should sell raccoon magnets
though that'd be kind of cool
I concede that it could potentially take a long time
for someone to change their ways or
specifically to realize the
error in their ways which they need
then change their ways
and its cool we get to look back and see zach six years later he gave us
an update in 2017. that was a bro that looks really nice i mean that's pretty damn good. Hey! How about that?
You see that Gatorade bottle right there? I still got it. This is my original webcam stand.
Yep.
In 17, pretty early into the on here because it's so dark dark, but you guys can just
guess. Yeah, I stayed up all night. Which is awesome!
I would stay up all night and then I would wake up...I'd go to bed
in the morning and that would wake up early enough to go
to Wendy's for breakfast.
And then I would come back to my house and I would eat Wendy's on an old sofa mattress
that I stole out of a not stall, but I got out of a sofa mattress that I stole out of a, not stole but
got out of a sofa
you know one of those sofas that you can
pull it out and it's a bed? Well I got
one of those mattresses I had on the floor
and I would eat Wendy's chili.
And then I would just basically pass out
on the sofa mattress.
And then I would probably get up
and jerk off and then go stream.
That was my life every day.
That was what life every day. That was
what I did.
Yep.
Changed WoW.
This is a man we're looking at.
He's prioritizing his video game addiction over
any kind of human being living
he shows us his desk after
showing us a full 30 racks of
Dr. Peppa on the ground
an ex-girlfriend made me get rid
of this.
Now it's out in my backyard
molded over.
I still have it, it's just
that
it's just in the backyard
and there's like destroyed
and there's like animals living in it now
but yeah
There are definitely less
styrofoam cups which is good pink sparkles maybe get
rid of it I still have not forgiven this
who's wrong the mattress was amazing still quite a few of them.
30 rack of Dr Pepper, dude. Huge
ups on that. I love Dr Pepper. Yeah! Fuck yeah!
It is the nectar of the gods.
It's delicious. Yeah! Uh... it's nutritious
Just kidding, it's terrible for you. Don't drink it. No, if it's so bad
for you then
this is like you get your fat
sodium carbohydrates
and a zero protein
I mean, I has zero protein.
I mean,
I don't know.
I feel like I've drank in it a lot.
It's good.
I mean,
yeah.
Don't drink it.
I don't know if there's more or less
in this update video. Maybe his desk is just't know if there's more or less in this update video,
maybe his desk is just bigger,
Maybe there's more room for all of them on the right side
Yeah
Of the L rather than in front of him and
Oh those headphones were such pieces of shit
Or around him
And we do also see
that he's got the big old thing
in Dr. Pepper cans
which means he's using
less microplastics,
less styrofoam,
but still drinking
a shit ton of soda
which is cool.
Oh absolutely.
Gotta keep that up,
gotta stay hydrated
still surrounded by old food
that's rotting and molding,
and it sits next to him
when he spends 10-plus hours of his day
just seeping into his body. His respiratory system
just pours. He probably smells like old food.
I do not. Okay, alright let's stop right there. I do not smell
like old food. I smell great, everybody knows that.
Has there ever been somebody complaining about me smelling bad?
Absolutely fucking not.
No way!
I don't smell bad, that's gross!
Fat people smell bad because they're sweating all the time from being fat.
For me?
No way.
A little cheeky six-year update.
Let's see how he is doing in 2021, four years after this we get a video titled,
A Day In The Life Of Asmongold.
He shows us his breakfast the most important meal of the day and
he starts off strong with a delicious
nutritious meal of everything a human
body needs to function and properly fuel
itself through the day. Aresis
genius. Aresi genius.
And I just want to start off first thing of the day here is I
want to have my first breakfast
there we go those Those are the special,
if you look at those right there,
you'll see that this is actually
these special Reese's peanut butter cups
that are the holiday
edition which are the better peanut butter cups
because of the ratio
of chocolate to peanut butter
than the actual baseline
Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
So every time
one of the holiday events happens. So like there's a number
of events, there are the
jack-o'-lanterns that happen in Halloween
the trees that happen for Christmas
there's hearts that happen
for Valentine's Day.
And then I think they do another one every once in a while in the middle of the year too.
And the eggs for Easter, right?
The eggs for Easter.
There's the other one.
And so you have all these
and I would buy usually 10 bags
of this,
And then I would eat them throughout the months
in between the holidays.
So like if I was buying it at Christmas,
I wouldn't need to get as many
because like
it would only be
like two months
and then it would be
you know,
Valentine's Day
and then it would be
like two months
and then it would be
Easter.
Right?
And so but But on Easter I
would buy like 20 bags
and then I would just eat all those bags of Reese's
Peanut Butter Cups.
Got ourselves
a Reese's Peanut Butter Tree.
Maybe there'll be a good meal of the day somewhere.
Nope, he goes to Wendy's.
What do you mean?
Wendy's is good.
What's wrong with Wendy's?
How's it not healthy?
Like, Wendy's... There's chicken.
They've got meat.
They've got potatoes, potato chips.
Are potatoes bad now?
Are we going to pretend like potatoes are bad now?
They're delicious!
Later, Jack in the Box.
Fingers crossed gentlemen
we're over here at Jack in the Box now.
Not to mention there's a nice 12 hours
of seated computer time between those two-
531 in the morning.
How is he so thin how was this how does that work yeah i guess
how am i skinny i'll tell you how i'm skinny you know how it's because i don't eat
a lot of food that's the reason why it's not a big
fucking secret. You want to be skinny?
Stop eating so much fucking food.
Oh, I don't know
how I'm so fat! Well because you're
fucking eating food all the time. Stop eating food!
What are you doing eating all the fucking food for?
Quit it! Quit going to Golden Corral!
You don't need to be there! Get the fuck out of there do you limit yourself sometimes yeah like
I don't go all in on food
I went yesterday to a
Korean barbecue place
and I ate a lot of food there.
Sure, but that's rare.
I hardly ever do that.
He's malnourished, right right like that's a lot of people say there's some
people who are skinny fat they're the
people that are skinny you know who the
people that talk about how skinny
people are malnourished
you want to know who those people are? It's called fat people.
That's right. It's fat
people trying to cope,
trying to come up with, oh no!
It's the same as me!
No it's not, you whale.
Shut the hell up fat ass
talking shit ya damn pig
Fuck you
I've been having to fucking see this shit
my whole life I had people that were making fun of me for being
skinny in school, and you know what they are now? Diabetes! That's where they are,
and that's what you get because they're eating too much fucking food being fat.
They got problems with their knees and shit
because the fat
is how it is.
I had to deal with that shit my whole life.
People talk about
everybody, you're not supposed to
talk about how fat somebody is,
but you can talk about
how they're skinny.
It's more punching up.
And I think the fact that
it's called like that,
it's okay.
It implies that being skinny is better.
Now, I'll tell you another thing.
I have paid the...
I lost all my teeth.
I only have four teeth left of real teeth. I only have four teeth left of real teeth.
I only have four teeth left, guys.
And I got a bad feeling it's probably about to be two or three pretty soon.
All my teeth rotted out of my fucking head.
That's just the way it is.
You're just not good at metabolizing food?
Nope.
Compared to like someone who's morbidly obese and they can
eat like the same amount of someone but the food is so low quality in their bodies just
so allergic to it causes so much inflammation their body works so inefficiently to digest. No, this is fat coke.
This is literal hogwash, bro.
Like it's hogwash.
They're trying to make this shit up.
Uh-uh.
Nope.
Nope.
All fake.
It's all fake. All fake.
They just don't gain any weight.
They just gain fat. Their muscle...
Of course.
It looks like it could be possible.
Also in this video it looks like his golden corral that's not biology
that's what they should do they should rename golden corral to
biology or you know what they should do rename
golden corral to genetics and then maybe finally the fat people would tell the truth
doesn't look too great it seems like he may have gone a while without
showering.
Shortly after uploading that video,
He uploaded a video revealing
That he hadn't showered in a month
Hey guys!
It's me again
And last night I ended what happened to be
The longest streak that I've ever had of not
taking a shower.
I've got to say, that's awesome.
That's awesome.
I beat this.
I more than 2x'd that.
Occasionally, I'll go 3 or 4 days
I don't think I've ever gone more than 3 or 4
Actually, I went camping for an entire
week so a whole week
I didn't go with the shower almost four you know that's a lot that was outside
i just can't imagine that i just really can't imagine what's the reasoning behind it i don't
know will we ever find out we kind of kind of figure it out a little bit.
It's a waste of time. If I could shower,
then that's going to be like 30-40 minutes
because it takes me time to shower
because of how greasy
my face gets and my hair gets.
And so then I have to wash
my hair, and I do shower
once a week now.
Right now,
I shower once a week.
This shower once a week. This abstinence
from the shower
was during a break
he was taking
from streaming?
That's right.
And he said
that he only showered
in the first place
so he wouldn't look
bald on stream. Yeah, because like my
hair gets greasy. Like y'all can see my hair is a little
bit greasy here, right? It's a little bit
but what happens, see like this dude
he might not understand it. So like i had really bad dandruff
and shit like that whenever i was a kid uh i did like it would be like uh like snow on my shoulders
like one of those christmas trees but what i did and i had a big problem with this and i still have
a bit of an issue with it right if i don't shower for like a whole week it can be you know i'll
like skin flakes and shit like that but after i stopped showering for three
and a half months 90 of it went away
i'm not kidding 90 percent of all the dandruff problems and skinflake problems that I had, because I had to recalibrate
the homeostasis of my body and i did
since he wasn't streaming there was no need to shower that's right
reasons why it takes showers I think one of the big
reasons is so I don't look bald
whenever I'm screaming but I'm not screaming right now
So I'm pretty much good
Now the reason I broke this streak
as you guys can see in my hair is well I still do look bald but this is, as you guys can see my hair is...
Well, I still do look bald.
But this is about as good as it gets.
Yeah.
And that was a long time ago and now it's worse.
He also says he broke the streak because he thought he needed to be somewhere so he showered
for that but ended up not actually having to go.
So he showered for no, but he ended up not actually having to go.
I wasted my time.
He showered for no reason.
I thought that I had to be somewhere today,
Yeah.
But apparently I don't have to be there.
So I pretty much showered for nothing and I ruined what turned out
to be a pretty good thing.
That's pretty cool. Hey man, clean your penis! I ruined, you know, what turned out to be a pretty good thing.
That's pretty cool hey man?
Clean your penis.
Clean your poop tip.
Zach clean your poop tip and your ball sack
And your gooch
And your asshole please
And your armpits
And your mouth.
I brush my teeth
every day.
You don't need to wash any of that stuff.
That's not true, see that's what I thought too
but what happened is that like on my chest
I was actually developing scales
and I noticed it because I touched my chest and I realized that I couldn't even feel
my own fingers, and I realized that I couldn't even feel my own fingers.
And, I realized that I was actually evolving
and...
That's whenever I nerfed myself
and started showering again.
There were actual scales
and like armor that was being built up on my skin
it took three and a half months for that to happen. You don't need to wash your face, it's all nonsense
but clean your mushroom tip
and your asshole please. More of this video talks about how he got a girlfriend
And that she demanded he shower more which you did
He had to do laundry more
And that was a lot of work because it wasn't like I said then she would get mad if I would ever shower and wear the same clothes after i
showered she would get mad bro she'd get mad at everything Oh my God.
I just get by myself and everything, but like Jesus!
The ground?
I got a girlfriend and she was not particularly happy with this
designated showering days thing, and she pretty much insisted that I move it up to about three or so
And that was...that was a lot of work. You gotta change your clothes after
you shower, that means you got to do laundry if you've got to do laundry that means you're gonna
pick the clothes up off the floor. It's a lot of work, you've got to deal with it.
That's based- I do hate laundry,
I think that's lame as shit.
It's one of the reasons I have a girlfriend now.
Just kidding guys!
We assume he has gotten better but even as recently
as two years ago, he talks about only
showering once a week. So... I don't really know
Listen guys, I know this might
be a surprise, but I shower
about once
uh.. Once a week yeah
Maybe somewhere around there like whenever my hair like the main reason why I shower
The hair is greasy. My hair looks bad
On stream now, I'm jokingly to wash your an asshole
But there are plenty of health risks when you don't shower enough and you're disgusting and you live in filth.
Yeah, no, it really was incredible what would happen.
And so for a long time, I was very sensitive to the cold.
And I would get cold very easily and I would get overheated
and the longer I didn't shower
the more that spectrum evolved.
So,
like if I could only be comfortable in between 70 and 80 degrees by
the end of those three months,
I can be comfortable within 60 to like uh 90 degrees
and so yeah like no I I feel like I was
yeah it was nuts was upgraded yeah it was
that's growing your own insulation nuts. Was it upgraded? Yeah, I was. I was
growing your own insulation? I was, yeah.
Eat terrible
foods and are a health risk basically.
You ever heard of an outbreak monkey?
Also this is you shouldn't shower too much either like every other
day or two days something along those lines. This is fake.
Overcleaning is bad according to Harvard Medical
School there's such a thing as
over cleaning it gets rid of too much oil
off your skin and there's little colonies of bacteria that live all over your body.
See, that's what I was doing.
I was overcleaning.
That's why I stopped showering for three-and-a-half months.
See, Harvard agrees with me.
That's the thing is that everybody laughs at me,
and then Harvard does a study,
and it turns out I was right all along.
And they can't live in a sterile environment,
and the absence of normal microorganisms on any organ in your body
can even lead to the reduction of what's called immune memory,
and your body won't create the normal protective antibodies that it needs.
See I knew this.
I didn't read this,
I just... I learned it
through experience.
...needs to protect itself
from all sorts
of different things.
So wash your
in your asshole
and then other than that...
Take it easy.
Sorry mushroom tip!
So yeah overcleaning potentially bad doesn't mean you should shower once a month!
That's not recommended by doctors.
Once a day is fine.
Hey guys also turns out leaving food and drinks
out in your home
for days or months
in this case
at a time
it can impact
your health
the U.S. Department
Yeah, um
I had this happen
so
people had like you know how everybody thinks that like the earth is 6,000 years old and dinosaurs weren't real and they were put, the fossils were put in the ground by Jews to make the Christians doubt their own faith.
Like we all know that, right? And so I actually learned firsthand
that's not true.
Because I had food that was put
in my refrigerator
and the food, I don't even know what
it was originally, it turned into oil.
It was like a black goo.
I could have put it probably in my car.
I threw it away.
I threw it away....agriculture's food safety and
inspection service has a page about molds...
It's real, guys. It's real.
Food
and the potential dangers that these molds can
cause allergic reactions, respiratory problems
in some instances... Yeah, I was like
sneezing in some cases uh like i would wake up and i would have
like a little bit of allergies and then i learned that i went out and i looked at like my pillows
and a lot of my pillows were like damp and they had
mold on them. I don't know how this happened, honestly
I have no idea but yeah
I put them all outside my room
I got
I had to wash some of the pillows everything. It was kind of annoying.
Yeah, moisture? Yeah! And so I was sleeping in like mold
for a long time. And then I thought I got rid of all of it.
Then very recently... This is maybe when i got my new bed um there was actually this
was crazy uh i didn't even know mold could grow on shoes and like i had these vans from
like that would wear in high school and they were all molded over it was crazy
it's kind of sad i so i had to get rid of a lot of shoes and my clothes and stuff like that too
this is very recently yeah grows on your skin maybe it does well not a not me I would never have
mold growing on me it would be other people that's disgusting you can produce
poisonous mycotoxins that make you sick. Black molds, black mold's very bad. I love mold every
now and then i get a loaf of bread that's really moldy i'll like let one mold and
then i'll put the bag on my head and i go
That's good that's smart.
I don't do drugs or smoke
or anything like that but...
I hermetically
interact with mycotoxins
I think that's a good idea, right?
Just kidding, don't do that. Malt is not the only
substance that can have an impact on your health
and after Asmongold's month
without showering he posted a video talking about why
he doesn't drink or use recreational drugs. Some of his reasons are
totally understandable reasons perfectly based, perfectly redpilled.
Today I want to talk to you all about why I don't smoke,
why I don't do any recreational drugs, and why
I don't drink. He'd rather have his money spent on video games
as opposed to drinking or drugs. At the very early stages
right back in middle school whenever I first had some of my friends drinking and smoking weed and doing a little bit few other drugs too. But mostly just like you know, the casual middle school, you know, early high school stuff why I didn't do it then pretty simple
um could spend 30 on weed or like it's been thirty dollars on a video game he's also yeah
worried about developing an addiction potentially.
Whenever I was a little kid, this might sound kind of crazy
but whenever I was a little kid
I always expected that would grow up and be a drug addict
Yeah, because you know
Because I acted crazy
And so I just assumed that crazy people would
grow up and do drugs.
Just dreams?
Yeah.
Watch movies and stuff
It's like, yeah that would probably be me
you know I'm kind of a crazy guy
these crazy guys doing these drugs
Yeah, I could do that
And then I got older and realized they were expensive
and I changed my mind So as a family history of substance abuse
he used to drink all the time and we've had a number of alcoholics in the family and the number
is all of the people basically in the family, but yes.
You know I ask my dad and I'm like oh what happened to
grandpa?
Alcohol poisoning.
Your great uncle whoever
liver failure. Not
good. Starting to see a pattern here.
He also acknowledges in that video
that he does not live a healthy lifestyle
and that he does do some unhealthy
things. I do not live the healthiest life.
I don't treat my body
like a temple, I treat it like a zoo.
It's been the same
way for my whole life.
Like an animal animal I have always lived like an animal i do not treat my body
like a temple i treated like it's what
I said and I've always done things like
this but he wants to minimize the amount of unhealthy things that he does
The point is that I do some
unhealthy things as well
Let's keep that to as much of a minimum
as possible. He's looking at it
as if it's an in and an in-and-out stat point
Yeah, he didn't upgrade any points and exactly alcohol which to me. I feel like you're better off probably drinking
Drugs and doing alcohol in moderation then you are just completely avoiding those things and then not
showering for a month. No, that's
not true. There's no way. Like, showering doesn't
make that big of a difference.
That's bullshit.
Bullshit. I know. I also don't drink and I don't do drugs.
That's bullshit.
I suck, I'm an incredibly boring person
And people have only liked me since
I've been an old man
And now there is not drinking as much or doing as many drugs.
But when I was, like, 20 years old,
I didn't have any friends. Nobody loved me.
So me and Asmongold can relate on that.
Just kidding, that was me. Don't put that out.
I'm sorry. I didn't mean that.
He's a great guy.
Actually, I don't know.
He's got cockroaches on him. I don't know, actually he's got cockroaches on him
I don't know, he's legendary
that's for damn sure
son of a bitch. I'll also say though there is
a difference between eating healthy and living healthy
because you can go eat like McDonald's and shit
yeah, and then have a clean house
uh, and not, you expose yourself
to irritants, molds
McDonald's is not bad
it's not that bad
you don't have to do one or the other there's other ways to act It's not that bad.
It's not that bad. Oh yeah, this was so of his living conditions, where there are millions of ants in his house.
Oh yeah!
This was so annoying.
Oh my God.
Oh they were
so annoying.
I have hundreds in my garage here
but I'm in a garage.
Yeah.
I can't stop them.
There's a garage door right there
and just creatures get in here.
It's crazy.
There's a spider right there that's like this big around.
He's got millions of ants in his house, maybe billions
I'm not exactly sure anymore.
No, I got rid of all these. I got a vacuum
and I vacuumed them all up.
They're gone. There's no
more ants.
There's also cockroaches
climbing on him, literally climbing on him literally
planning on him in his room yes
disgusting by the way but you might
think the one place that might be clean
and the asmongold world the shower his
shower was at one point so nasty because he threw up in it and left it for months, claiming that it melted the bottom of his shower curtain. And his mom had to clean it out after some was still on the bottom of the curtain and
it started to smell like barbecue so i don't know what that means it's
disgusting all this was in a story he told to train wrecks
in person i threw up at my uh my bad this might not necessarily part of this
but you want some of the
and
do you have to that
i kept going there and i was no special sent her personal or also and I always smelled this very strong scent of hickory smoked barbecue.
Oh, so good!
It was disgusting.
And I cleaned all the stuff so that I never felt anything
then we replaced the shower curtain
and I saw at the bottom of the shower curtain was melted with rotten
puke. And the puke
oxidized to the point where it smelled
like barbecue, and I almost
didn't really want to give her any shower curtain.
So yeah, that's pretty damn... Yeah, that's what happened.
I mean, yeah,
that's one of this...
I mean, for a while
um...
I can't believe that?
Yeah,
I mean like...
It is what it is.
Bad.
I'm going to be honest.
That's pretty abhorrent,
disgusting,
degenerate, etc., But my god is it legendary!
Smells must be something that Asmongold doesn't pay that much money for.
I can't smell anything.
I have no real sense of smell.
I can only smell a few things.
I can only smell a few things.
I can smell dead animals,
and
I can smell
primarily dead animals.
I can smell soda, yeah,
I can smell the types of
soda, yeah.
Maybe steak a little bit
like that?
Yeah, other than that
I don't really have any
sense of smell.
If any mind at all he uses have any sense of smell.
To, if any mind at all he uses a
dead and decaying rat as an
alarm clock at one point? The thing is
I used to use a dead rat as an
alarm clock actually for my stream because I found
the rap by the way yeah whenever the Sun would come up it would start cooking the
corpse of the rat and then it would start smelling again
And then the smell would wake me up
So I would use the rat effectively
as an alarm clock
As soon as, you know
it got hot enough, Awful.
It would wake me up and then I would know
oh shit
Yeah.
it's time to stream.
That's pretty badass.
Also
Yeah.
left a rat in the room full of junk
that had just piled up for five or six years
before he cleaned it
and covered the stain with a rug anyway what
happened yeah is that iraq got in there and it died yes and so i was like man this smells really
bad we've gotta deal with this problem with the dead rat in that room."
So I closed the door, and that was pretty much about it.
And the smell went away after a while
if you ignore a lot of problems they do go away
don't ever let somebody tell you that's not the case
there are tons of problems
if you ignore them they'll go away
I didn't go into a room anymore
so anyway I go back this is like five or six years later
I'm going to clean up this room
and I actually did it.
It was like
I felt like Hercules
cleaning the stables
right?
The land stables.
commanded by Zeus
and there was just so much shit in there right? It was like commanded by Zeus and,
and like there
was just so much
shit in there.
It was insane.
It took me a week
to clean this out
and I had to
throw things away
fill up my garbage can
we have like the
biggest size
garbage can
you could possibly have. I filled it up every single fucking week with stuff and it took like three weeks to get everything out of the window,
And uh... It was kind of annoying to me but we got rid of them and the problem got solved
and there was like as soon as i got my room cleaned up my mom ordered a bunch
of extra stuff on amazon to put in my old room so now it's just full of more boxes.
Yeah, she's like wow!
Look at all this space! Holy shit! You know what we need another
thing up? We need more plates.
Let's buy more plates!
Ah, fuck.
Big like a...
There was like a stain on the floor and so I put a rug over it. Yeah. And um...
everything's fine now. That was where the dead rat was.
It's a miracle that he is still the fine specimen
that he is! Just kidding! Oh yeah, no
I mean definitely uh.. So
yeah the rat was like half of the rat's body
was like decayed.
I took a picture
of it because I thought people wouldn't believe
it. Everybody would always
you know, like they'll...
They would always act like I was lying.
Let me see if I have the picture of this.
Where did it go?
Okay. Where did it go?
Hmm. Oh, this is one of a possum. There's that. That's from 2021. 21. let me see if i can find another one
where is the dead rat i don't know where the hell it is because i remember i took a picture of it
where did it go?
That's so weird.
Huh.
Check the date?
No, I thought it was there.
I'm not going to look
too much longer I'm just going to look too much longer,
I'm just going to look for a couple more minutes
and then if I can't find it we'll just move on
but I really thought that I had it here.
What the hell?
What in the fuck? Oh my god.
There's no way I lost this. Maybe
I took it off the phone.
That's probably what it was. I might have gotten
rid of it on the, off the phone
because I took pictures of my room
and so I assumed it would be about the same
time, but
maybe it's just not
there because it's really crazy
like half of the rat was...
Oh, this is a raccoon?
That was
a raccoon that I got
and
that was cool.
Do I have any other good ones?
You name it.
Not really,
I mean...
Yeah,
I'm sorry guys,
I'm not able to find it.
I'm a big idiot,
stupid dumbass.
Yeah, damn it man, it. I'm a big idiot, stupid dumbass. Yeah.
Damn it man.
Okay.
The effects of the way that this man lives are
seemingly clear.
It's pretty clear. It's affected his body quite badly, and when you ask the question what are the red marks on the wall in this video
you'll find the answer that he was wiping blood
from his teeth on
the wall so we didn't have to get out of bed.
What?
Yeah, because a lot of my teeth at that time had been rotting out
Because I couldn't afford to get the fillings replaced
So I couldn't really fix the teeth
And so they just like...
The fillings just come out.
Right? That's what happens. They have to be replaced
regularly. And so
then over
time obviously if the tooth is
exposed then it just decays over time there's nothing you can
really do about that it's just how it is that's why you have the enamel on the teeth and so
the teeth would just decay and uh yeah my new dentist oh no I mean and yeah, I knew Dennis.
So no, this was a long time.
How do you even wipe teeth on the wall?
Well, I would do like this
and I would just get it off of my teeth
that I'd put on the wall.
Like that's what it was really hurts yeah
it was really painful it was bad and uh is that a problem you can ignore
yeah i did i ignored the problem and the teeth went away
uh yeah exactly and um so is it painful? It was so painful that I would pass out from the pain sometimes. That's how bad it was. And so yeah
and so that would happen
and I'm trying to think what else
besides that indentures
yeah yeah
and that's why I had it happen.
And I was like 21 at the time.
Like 20 or 21.
I was still pretty young.
Maybe 22?
That's crazy. maybe 22.
that's crazy how do you even do that your teeth were bleeding are your teeth bleeding dude she didn't ever get into bed i had a little booger area when i
was a kid yeah they would they
would that's too young for teeth problems
yeah well that's just what happened yeah that's just that's just how it is
when i was like and i didn't have the money to get it fixed or anything either, so I just had to let it happen.
Infant! Like four or five years old there was a little booger wall. Little booger area and then I got in a lot of trouble and I'd stop.
Cause I'm normal!
Or at least, I'm not even that normal
I have ASD level 3
or...ASD Level 1, I don't know
There's no excuse!
Aslan's teeth... Not doing too good No There's no excuse! You can't eat certain food.
Not doing too good?
No.
His teeth were so bad at one point he broke a tooth on a piece of pizza and used pliers to pull out the remaining chunk.
I used to be an animal, a degenerate and
Not exactly. One time I broke my tooth
eating Sam's Club pizza. A pizza at Sam's Club
Yep. And I had to raid lead the Lich King Heroic and
the Shard of the Tooth that was still there... Because people kept moving- would not move out
of Shadow Traps which is like the mechanic in Phase 1, I had to keep calling them
out. i couldn't
do it i remember very clearly yeah i wonder how i knew what's gonna happen and i went downstairs
on the break for the raid and i got a pair of pliers and i broke that piece of my tooth off with
pliers in my bathroom yeah then on stream i basically took it and i still have the
flyers in my bathroom uh i took the pliers and
i just like crushed it and then that pretty much solved the problem
and i came back and we raided and killed the boss by the way
and i have invincible now Raidlet and killed the boss, by the way. And I have Invincible now.
He has lost
so many teeth between
the ages of 21 to 28
that after getting all...
It started at like 19 probably was whenever they started
to like really decay
but then
I wasn't until like probably
20 or 21 whenever I
had to have them like start having him pulled out.
Fixed? He now only
has a single digit amount of original
faith.
I actually think that my face Your face is more round?
I actually think that my face got a lot thinner whenever I was like,
I'd say 21 to 28 or so
because I lost all of my teeth.
So I never all my teeth. So, I never brushed my teeth in high
school. I would brush my
teeth maybe once every other week.
The reason why
is that I didn't really see the point in it
i had just always assumed that i would probably kill myself or something
like after i graduate high school because like i just didn't really want
to live the life that people wanted me to live. I was like, what's really
the point of this? Like why would I brush my teeth
Why would I give a shit and so I just never did
I never thought about the future. I never thought about
What would happen and so yeah
You see The point now. Yeah, I mean it was definitely regrettable right?
It was not a good decision in retrospect. Yeah, it was not.
You know, now my face
is probably about the same
as it was like
whenever I was younger
like even younger
like 16 or 17
because like
I got the teeth replaced
so those muscles
are in my face again. How many teeth did you have?
That's why I have a beard by the way
is because I don't have a jawline anymore
because all the teeth are rotted out
and my jaw is contracted to the point
where like you can't even put teeth in so i have no back teeth at all
loose lose um
I have a single digit
number of actual real teeth
yeah, I'm not ashamed if it's four
four teeth left.
Was that depression
that you were going through? Uh, did you not
think you'd get anything help? Any help? Oh, who
cares? Oh, Jesus Christ.
What is this fucking... Some depression blood but get the fuck out of here. Yeah
Yeah, yeah it was bad. It was bad. That's the way it is everybody has problems
So like I don't know how many you start with.
I'm not sure. 32? Damn. Yeah that was
28 of them. Holy fuck. And some people point out his teeth on stream as
there's something in him. Let me see, is it something
in her teeth? Yeah, that's called one of my teeth
actually, let me see.
Yeah, right there.
No, that's fine. You guys want to see?
I'll show you.
Let me see, I took a picture
I'm not going to upload the photo but
I will just show what it looks like on my phone
and you'll see how bad it was.
Give me a minute.
Okay. There's so many fucking pictures on my phone! Oh, my God. I'm going to be able to find this, right?
Guys, I might not be able to.
I'm sorry if I'm not
able to here.
Oh man!
... home and sheds
where the hell it is
well anyway i took a picture of all my teeth right like the bottom row of my teeth and the entire thing had like pretty much totally rotted out,
uh,
like every single tooth they had to pull out and,
uh,
put something on and like grind down.
And like a lot of them were
black, and they had been decayed
and had stuff growing on
them. It was crazy.
Yeah, I don't
know what the hell happened to the pictures.
Yeah, I don't know what the hell happened to the pictures. I guess I can't find... yeah, I don't know what the fuck.
No, it's supposed
to be there unfortunately.
That's one of my teeth that I need to get fixed.
It sucks but there it is. anyway so let me see if something in our teeth
yeah and he acknowledges that it's just a tooth that's rotting because
the tooth just turned black, basically.
Much soda and he doesn't drink water and it's foreign to him.
I do drink water. I play this up.
Who the fuck drinks this shit?
I drink water sometimes.
Yeah, just- ugh...
Ugh!
His teeth are bad man, it's tough to maintain the balance of your teeth
I've never had braces or anything
I got pretty good teeth
OOOOOOOHHHHH It's cause I BRUSHED THEM I've got pretty good teeth.
It's because I brush them!
Yeah, I never brushed my teeth at all.
I think I really started brushing my teeth
at like age 20.
I think it was like maybe 19 or so.
But before then,
I would never brush my teeth.
Yep.
Dink water! And all that.
So yeah, it's pretty interesting stuff by the way and I'm no stranger to talking about Zach Asmendold
Yep. I've been a big fan of his antics for quite awhile now
No my parents tried to make me do it they tried to
push me to do it i just wouldn't do it i'd just tell them i'd do it i just
don't do it
my fiance uh girlfriend on the some ordinary podcast and it was only a matter of time before he reacted to that
of course he reacted to it and i you i gotta give zach credit here dude like obviously
i'm just poking fun this dude's an internet legend this is a bunch of it's
a big ass meme right this whole thing is a big meme this is one of the most interesting character
traits anyone who's been famous on the internet has ever had and it's funny and it's disgusting and weird but you know it's
entertaining for sure i've got to give zach credit for being able to acknowledge that he is in fact
living quite poorly he has acknowledged it repeatedly. Oh, I live like an animal
I absolutely live like an animal
It's not even a question
Like a tramp and it's really
not a shot on the chin to be honest
What are you doing man? That seems
bad. I also want to apologize for
what I said in the Subordinary Podcast.
I said that Asmongold looked like
you could feed him an apple through a fence
because
he...
I was making a horse
joke. Oh, I have horse
teeth. That's just the way
it is. People have been making jokes like that
about me for the whole time and then also
another reason is because
so because I don't
have any muscles in the back of my mouth
obviously I can't eat that way
and so it shifted like
my facial structure to where
I only have muscles in the front of my face.
And so it makes me look like a horse.
No, I understand.
Yeah, that's just what happened.
You're not mad at me for making i do and uh i'm pretty sure that i heard one of his friends say that as a meme on stream at some point. That's where I got it from.
People have been calling me that my whole life.
I didn't say that ever.
I mean, there's a reason for watching his content.
I just meant it as a light joke.
I wouldn't be making this video if I hated Asmongold or wanted to
actually make him feel bad about himself
outside of his
dirty house and room.
It's not cool to make fun of the way that someone looks,
so I apologize for that.
It doesn't bother me.
I know I look like an animal.
I look like a deformed fucking disgusting degenerate animal.
I've always looked bad, that's just the way
it is. That's life
Bad RNG
He is slowly
improving his situation over time and
his lifestyle is getting better, but it's taken over a decade at this point
and it seems like he goes through a bit of an ebb and flow.
Guys, do you know whenever I started having anybody tell me that I didn't look like shit?
Whenever I started becoming popular as a streamer.
Before that, nobody said anything good about me.
Nobody ever said anything like that. Do you really think I'm going to believe that?
You guys know I have a mirror right?
I have a mirror
like,
I know what
I look like.
You don't need to
guys,
this isn't some
weird thing
where the girls
come together
and they tell
the fat girl that she's beautiful
and she feels good
and then, you know, like they act
like they did something special. Hey
guys, listen
I've got a fucking mirror.
Okay?
It's okay.
Normal dirt.
Yeah, no, I mean,
I know the way
I've been treated my whole life
and the way people think that people have talked about me my whole life and the way people think that
people have talked about me
my whole life.
No, absolutely not.
No people.
The only time I ever got any
type of positive like you
know anybody saying anything
good about the way I look
after I got popular streaming
mean come on let's be real just the way I look. It's after I got popular streaming. I mean, come on. Let's be real.
It's just the way it is.
Maintaining his environment.
I just want to know how his brain works. He's really
good at WoW and organizing stuff in WoW
just not in Wheel Wife.
Wheel Wife sucks. We do
find out thanks to this reaction
that the room we see him in the most is
called The Lair and that is the cleanest
room where he spends the most of his time.
Yes.
And it's not in a good state, though, even here.
It's pretty bad.
So the other parts are probably worse or something like that.
I don't know.
I wonder if he just has, like,
a little den that he records in and he actually lives at,
like, a normal place?
Oh my fucking god. That conspiracy? Yeah.
Where the fuck does this come from? This is not- no...
You wanna know that the truth is that this is the cleanest
room in my house.
Because this is the one
I'm in all the time.
It's the rest of the house that's bad.
People at the mansion thing? Yeah, exactly. This is pretty good.
Well, actually... I mean
it's not. Also when we brought him up on the
Some Ordinary Podcast he says that he
wanted to come on at some point and maybe
this video will encourage him to come on dude how
about that i'll be getting him on by the way when asm gold is free the dude streams like 36 hours
yeah invite me on the podcast i do want to go on there eventually.
I just haven't done it before.
I'll move it up so you guys can see him.
We don't want to miss out on him.
How about I spend a week with you in your house?
That's what I would like to do.
Be careful what you wish for. mere mortal can move with asthma gold
um the last time people went over to my house they got hives rashes acne uh no no this is no you do not trust me document the whole thing that'd be really fun
that would be awful trust me in wilderness. Imagine having a sleepover
at Asmongold's house.
There is just rats and shit everywhere
assimilated organisms
The life of Asmongold to me is really interesting
because it goes to show that social media
and this whole internet thing, making content
on platforms like YouTube, Twitch, TikTok
whatever... It can change someone's life
absolutely elevate that person's
life and also it can happen
to anybody.
I can't imagine Asmongold would find
success in many other high-success fields.
I'm sure he could live a normal life, I'm sure of that.
But like, you know, fucking being the salesman guy or another...
I don't know. Some cringe shit.
I'm not sure.
Dudes mailed it as a content creator in spite of...
No, I never...
Having wrapped...
Growing up, I never wanted to have a job.
I never wanted to have a job.
I never wanted to do anything.. I never wanted to do anything.
All I wanted to do was steal people's stuff, play video games all the time and hang out with my friends.
That was all I ever wanted to do.
Yep.
In his house and cockroaches crawling on him in blood on the walls from his rotting teeth.
Incredible. We also talked about the fact that blood on the walls from his rotting teeth. Incredible!
We also talked about the fact that Zach only spends about 1% of his income,
and that is on food and stuff for
his job. In the same
interview later on it's brought up that he could just spin two percent of his
income and completely revolutionize yeah change his life for the better do you think spending
that well is okay because you could spend 2% of the money you make.
And then what would it do?
Completely change your quality of life.
He can replace his dad!
You know, the one he's had for 25 years.
How could that possibly happen? Okay, invest
in a good mattress.
I have slept on this bed
for 25 years
and I feel like that bed has got to be
fucking gross. I don't know about that,
but I feel like it's nice.
Okay.
I like the bed.
He could hire a maid!
Yep.
That'd be really easy.
Then he wouldn't have
to surround himself
with irritants,
filth,
mold and contagions.
Get some maids, clean the house.
Yep I was right.
Clean his house, clean the floors that are stained
with food, rat remains
blood, drinks, shit probably
and vomit. Upgrade your showers to where showering
is even like the
bathroom, like the
carpet is like
because the refrigerator would leak
and then the carpet would always be damp, like growing up.
And we never
really replaced it. I still have that carpet.
It's there now.
Yeah.
We just put another...
we put an outdoor mat over it
so it didn't get our socks
dirty whenever we would walk over it.
Easier?
I'm getting a water head charges i spent way too long because
i'm a big guy and i just wanted to be done with so
waterhead give me soak in seconds yeah like i do
your mom i would love to sit down with this guy
and just ask him so many questions he's very fascinating man is
it laziness stagnation simple acceptance and surrender does you see does he just have like a
buddhist mentality of just,
I will accept all things that happened to me violently.
He subjected himself to living in an unclean environment from habits that maybe they stemmed
from necessity and doing the best
that he could. I don't know,
it's no longer the case because
he makes so much money
he can just hire someone to fix his problems
So, it's gotta be some kind of logical thing
I have no idea
Please wash your your and your ass. Thank you, Zach.
I love how he knows
I'm going to watch this. He knows I'm going to see it.
Abso-fucking-lutely.
What a fucking video, by the way.
Oh my god!
I will say that he got almost everything
right.
He did,
he got almost everything right about it.
Now obviously
this like so
the way that I live
is
in like I do end up
like yeah i live like an animal i
definitely do
so
wasn't right yeah points video no no i don't i don't take any of it personally
like beth you actually hired an interior designer oh i was going to have a somebody
renovate the house.
I was gonna have it done for my mom,
but my mom didn't wanna have it done.
No, sorry,
I didn't do it because then COVID started happening
and because she was compromised
and she wouldn't get the
vaccine either and so like i was like okay well there's no way that i can
like i can have people in here doing work like no way.
And so, yeah, that's the reason why it never happened
because I would have done that in general.
So, yeah, I mean, I think for me is...
The reason I started living like that is that like growing up like i always felt like i wasn't really a normal person i wasn't
really a person i was like an animal right or like some sort of like in between between an't really a person, I was like an animal or some sort of in-between
between an animal and a person
because I just felt like I never really connected
with people. People didn't really like me a lot
and
no, no, really
I wouldn't be able
to interact with people furry.
No, no.
Um...
I think a good way to explain it is
homunculus or golem. Right?
It's like you look like a person,
you act like a person, but you're not really a person.
That's always the way that I felt about myself
growing up because of how much...
Like, I have, I have a number of pretty
weird friction points growing up where
it was kind of a shock
for me to see how much different I was
than other people and
I think that after doing that, and then also
like I didn't really get along
never had girls like me
I didn't really have the normal
growing up experience
that a lot of people did
and I was always treated quite badly
in that respect too, and
I thought to myself like well you know
if I live this way
even despite living
this way like people don't like me and I still feel
like shit. And people
still don't want to be around me and
don't like me. What's
the point of trying to take
care of yourself? What's the point of trying to do this?
Why am I trying to take care of yourself? What's the point of trying to do this? Why am I trying to
fix myself if
the fixed version of myself,
people don't want it anyway.
People never liked me anyway, so who cares?
For yourself, I don't
care about myself. That's not
important to me. What would matter to me
is the way people see me.
And I will tell you how much that's not,
how much that's true.
I have these side
of my teeth fixed because I usually
look at my monitor from this side.
My teeth here are missing because I never felt like
fixing those, because people don't see that a lot on camera so it's not that big of a deal
That is the only reason one side of my teeth is fixed and the other isn't
It's cause this is the side I usually am seeing on my
camera.
That's it.
That's what it is in content brain? Yeah, exactly
right. And
you can see it all the time. Yeah, I probably should get it fixed.
I might do that at some point, but
yeah, no, I live like a degenerate.
I live like an animal, and
I think that it took me
a long time to, like- Because it was weird, right?
Growing up.
And especially having a lot of the...
Like, I had friends
that were able to go forward
and do things in their life
I was envious of
growing up
I had to help my mom
take a lot of student loan money
any money I and give all that
money to her because
she wasn't getting a job.
And if I didn't do that, then she'd be
homeless. How could I take care
of her? Right? And so I had to do that.
And so I couldn't really go out and live a life the way that, you know,
I think a lot of other people like would naturally want, want to write.
I couldn't go out and do, you know,
live in an apartment with like other friends of mine. I couldn't go out and do, you know, live in an apartment with like other friends of mine. I
couldn't go and have different types of experiences that people had growing up. And then my teeth
started falling out and it's like everything in
my life was awful right is he making this up no i mean i wish
i mean you can go back and look at the videos yourself
right i mean like it i mean i've recorded everything in my life right
it's not like it's a big secret.
Effective relationships as well.
Yeah exactly!
Like I couldn't really have a girlfriend because like I was dealing with this and then
I had other issues that didn't have money to go out or do anything.
And so yeah, it's never good enough.
No,
yeah,
and that's it
and so
that happened
a lot
and
it
got to the point
where like
I had to
because I cared a lot
about what people thought about me when
I was like
um like I would
say how old was I maybe
like
hmm like old was I? Maybe like hmm
like
I would say 15
and under, right? Something like that
15 and under. I really cared a lot about it
And then growing up,
I realized that people would never really...
It doesn't matter what clothes I wear,
how I act, anything like that.
People are never going to like me, right?
It's not like I can convince people that
I'm not what I am. So
I stopped giving a fuck and so
my entire life, I think
has been in a lot of cases
a
process of caring about in a lot of cases, a process
of caring about less things
as possible.
Growing up, I've
had to stop caring about the way that people
felt about me and how people perceived me
then having to deal with
my mom, and then my dad getting
super fucking sick
I had to try to disconnect
come to terms with the fact that I'm going to lose and
have everybody around me die, right?
And that already happened with my mom.
So that was really awful, and it was
hard for me to come to terms with that, and I still haven't
really entirely.
And now I'm getting older, right?
I see my friends of mine
as getting gray hair
and
sometimes I get afraid of kind of getting older and dying, but
I try not to think about it as much anymore or care anymore
because there's nothing you can do about it. It doesn't make a's nothing like you can do about it
it doesn't make a difference like balding yeah balding absolutely
my friend came over yesterday completely fucking bald
yeah exactly and so i had that happen.
Now,
I'm much more in the process of trying to just
separate myself
from the way I look
or anything like that,
like my self image.
Like I try not to
and this is like something
that happened when I lost my teeth, right?
Because losing your teeth
and having all your teeth falling out
and rotting whenever you're
ages 20 to 25 falling out and rotting whenever you're ages
20 to 25.
That's insanely bad. People look
at you, and they're just like, it's disgusting.
And it was because it is disgusting.
so it's like you have to because it is disgusting.
It's like you have to develop a certain degree of...
You can look in the mirror and see yourself,
but you think about it as like
an intellectual perspective
where it's like
you don't really see yourself
as like you don't have
an emotional attachment
to the way that you look
or what you are.
And I felt like
I had to develop that
a lot in my life
and then now
I'm even having
to do that with myself
as an individual
because obviously
I'm getting older,
I've had issues with my back, etc.
I've been very lucky that nothing
else like that has happened.
Learning to let go of yourself is a pretty hard
thing to do.
There's a lot more to it
like experiences I've had
growing up especially
so I try not to
think about it or care at all
because I think in the end, it doesn't
really matter.
I'm not a big believer in
an afterlife or anything like that.
I think it's all just bullshit
that people tell themselves
so they can feel better about
the fact that
people are just fucking nothing, right?
It's just meat
and so
yeah
that's the way I've seen it.
And I have a very dark
outlook on life and pretty much
everything. And I think that the more
that I explain my
perspective of things,
the darker it gets
and so i think a lot of those things contributed to like the way that i live and
so this Hmm. So, yeah I think that's a lot of the reasons why I did it.
It's not crude matter? It doesn't matter.
I mean, it's whatever right?
But that's the way it happens.
You're dark and you're kind of real? No, I
try to be realistic about it as much as possible.
And do you believe in God?
Nah, it's fake. It's possible,
right? It's definitely possible. I just don't
think it's happening. Like, I don't think there's any proof
for it. And
I think that it's a cope.
Do you believe in free will? I do, in general.
Yeah. About family life and the
kids? Growing up, I always assumed that I would die
alone because of how weird
I am and like how much
um
I guess
this is a really weird way to say it.
Is that, you know people feel
like they feel something whenever they touch another person
and I remember like when ever I first had like
a girlfriend and stuff, I always hoped that I would feel that way
but it just felt the same to me as touching
like a chair. Like,
I never really felt anything, like being
around or anyone
and I realized that like
you know, again, I'm like an animal
or something. Like, I don't even
know. And so yeah
I figure fuck it. I might as well live like
an animal too
So this fucking Oeris? I know! fuck it. I might as well live like an animal too.
So this fucking O'Hara's? I know!
I know, I don't even...
Yeah, that's the way it is.
And when faced women
are chairs.
Hey you know like there it is
Try touching a dude? Ah that's a good one
I like that
And have internalized a lot of people enjoy your content no that's fine i know
the people like me right yeah of course their extreme case
yeah uh no that that's the way i see it too
and um yeah it was a very
very weird realization. I remember
in sixth grade whenever I
started to realize that about myself
and
again, I think that it's a
It's like if you think of an onion there are just like more and
more layers of it and the moral layers the worse it gets so So, that's basically
it. There's a reason
why I'm in my house
that has mold and garbage
and animals everywhere
living in mold trash trash blood on the wall and this is just
the way i buy myself with the doors locked
so you're shrek i'mrek, but I'm not fat.
Yes. Were you ever resentful of your parents
whenever you were younger? Absolutely!
Of course I was! Yeah...
Sure. This sounds like the Yeah, sure.
This sounds like the dissection of the personality of a serial killer? For
sure. For sure.
Yeah, out of sight, out mind. Yeah, there you go
Uh brother why did you get your teeth rotten at such a young age?
I just never brushed them
Uh bad genetics was a part of it right
I mean for sure but it was only a part of it
Uh that was it
You'd be surprised at how but it was only a part of it. That was it.
You'd be surprised how many felt the same way
growing up?
Oh,
it doesn't matter to me
how many people feel
the same way that I do.
If people feel
the same way
that's great
but like
I'm not looking for validation.
Yeah, it doesn't matter to me.
Yeah,
I've moved past
that.
And also keep in mind that there's probably a lot more to this that I don't really tell people because it would change their perception of me.
In a way, it would be too much and so i'm not fully displaying my power
level of being crazy uh it's just a um uh it's just a small part of it but yeah
you very generally care to know why you are the way you are no
it's not relevant it's not important. It doesn't matter.
Are you gonna make upgrades to the house?
I don't know...
Yeah, I-I don't think so either
Is that also- is that also alto- do you guys
have autism? I don't know, like
I feel like- Let me link you guys this video
I find it to be so flattering
that people are making
40 minute videos about me. Like I'm some kind of
a fucking uh like uh, so like
like Bigfoot or something.
It's-I think it's
growing up, like I never thought
would get this far.
I'm gonna be honest, I never did.
Give it a like this is amazing!
Oh my god...
Yeah it was fucking crazy in Enigma?
Oh Jesus...
Yeah I've told you I have Asperger's
But
I think being told
That I have it
Did more damage
Than maybe actually having it
Yeah
I have a lot of the
A lot of the
What do you call it
The commonalities
Of having like autism or something
like that but i honestly
I don't necessarily think that I do
I think that
I think what's wrong with me is a lot
worse to be honest.
Like autism is like a mild dysfunction.
What you're talking about is being 180 degrees in the wrong way.
So yeah.
What would happen
if you showed your craziness in full? Oh, I don't know.
Is there only more?
Yeah, sure.
People have whatever opinions they want, right? Yeah, sure. I mean people have like whatever opinions they want, right?
So yeah.
Somebody have the game faith that's in your
house? Yeah, it's a lot man.
You're sort of situational? Good thing you became
a streamer?
Yeah, I
like streaming
a lot. I've always liked making videos
I was going to go to law school and I
was finishing a degree in computer information systems whenever
I dropped out, and I have a degree in business
and Business Administration which is basically cosmetic.
It doesn't really matter. And so
yeah, there was that.
I wanted to become a lawyer because
I realized that you could use the law
to scam people
because my friend Jason in high school
knew all the rules to Magic Gathering
and he could figure out a way
to like shift rules in a way that would make him win the games and people couldn't argue with them.
I thought to myself,
I bet lawyers can do this same thing in real life
and I can do it to other people so I want to learn everything about it so I can do the same thing in real life, and I can do this to other people. And so I want to learn everything
about it so I can do it to them.
So that's why I wanted to go into law.
That was the reason.
I never really followed through
with that, but that was the reason for Code of Ethics?
Well, again, that's not
really the way I looked at it.
But, that was it. Went to law school for the same reason? Yeah, exactly!
And... Hmm. Similar to how you think lying is cheating, but legally? Yeah, exactly!
I'll read a few of the comments.
I can't wait for the 4-hour dissection of this by asthma. Yeah, there it is
Please clean yourself. It's just so annoying
Yes
Sure
I didn't shop for six weeks straight which resulted in me getting pneumonia what the fuck bron? Bronchitis. 103 degree fever.
I had to cut six inches off my hair
because I had a big tangled...
Ah, come on!
Yeah, you got it.
It's not so bad.
Six weeks.
Asmina lives online.
His house is his prison.
I like that.
I don't think Pink Sparkle was breaking up
because he refused
to leave his house,
refused to leave Austin,
refused to travel with her or meet
our family is peak need. There it is
true
let's see here I use Asmont's
motivation to clean my apartment as minimalistic
approach to life despite its colossal earnings absolutely baffles me
well it's because I don't view any of that
stuff as mattering
It just doesn't mean anything to me
That's really it
Yeah, sorry
and whenever I say that that like i have a nice new
mercedes right they got a 2024 car when whenever i say i don't care there's like a degree of
like people that say they don't care because they try to find pride in
having things that are cheap.
I'm not like that.
Whenever I say I don't care,
I mean,
I don't care.
If you want to give me a really expensive car,
as long as it doesn't like draw attention
to me that's fine.
If you wanna give me a piece of shit
that's fine too.
It's okay because
as I said before
I don't care.
So there it is
under 1%. don't care so there it is under one percent oh i mean that month it certainly wasn't yeah that was yes that was like 60k like 50 60 k something like that yeah you're a car guy Yeah.
You're a car guy? No, no not really. Uh, not at all.
Hardly. Does it have a soda
holder? It does. Yes, it has two of them.
I'm 40 and I want to wash my teeth.
I have four fake ones probably five the next year or something like that?
Well good for you! That's a good start.
You know what brand of Mercedes is?
It's like a 300 or something like that i don't know i think c300
yeah how's the stereo sound oh it's fine yeah did you get insurance
i have to it's legally required. Oh yeah, no, I don't do anything wrong or anything like that.
I try to be a good boy and not break any rules or do anything that I'm not supposed to do.
Okay. do anything that I'm not supposed to do. I'll read a couple more of these, and
what do you call it? And then
I figure we'll probably play that Swarm game.
I downloaded... I have to download league of legends to
play swarm right so i i downloaded the game so i can try
it out
yeah okay
all right yeah i'll i'll try that in a bit
Do you think your sociopath?
Uh...I don't know
Yeah, I-I think if I answer
That question uh cause it's not
A yes or no.
I think I shouldn't answer that.
Yeah.
Plus my Mordekaiser in League of Legends? I'm not playing League of Legends. Fuck that! Absolutely
not. Um, no like I'm playing Swarm
fuck that I don don't wanna play League.
Then I'll play the ARAM?
No, I'm just-I'm just playing Swarm, that's all.
You have to log in and do updates?
Oh really? Oh, really?
Yeah I might do that in a minute then.
Biden's speech Twitter
I'll look at it later
Craziest Asmon lore for me
was watching a stream of some friends feeding him
fruit for the first time in his life.
Man.
Yep.
Did you have good grades in school? I had nearly perfect grades in every standardized test.
And, I was good enough in school that I would whenever I would start
into six weeks or like the semester, I would figure out by reverse
engineering the values how much each different project and assignment
would cost on my final grade
and i would min max myself getting a 70.
and i would do as little work as possible
i would just there would be like huge assignments that
i would not do because this was only 8% of my grade. And so it's fine
I can skip it. Yep same exactly
... Exactly.
That was the same way? Sounds like ADHD, that's amazing. Yeah yeah
but um no I remember
I uh...like they had me take the SAT whenever I was 12.
And then also, I was the only person...
There were nine people in my whole school that like passed and was able to
like take college classes uh for like all the subjects and i was one of them and so no i mean
i i always like it's not like i was like stupid right? Uh... it's just that
I didn't give a fuck.
I never did.
And uh
You know my IQ test
No, I don't really think I have a particularly high IQ. Like, I don't
think I'm very smart. I'm just very good at
remembering things and
basically being able to
remember things and
being non-emotional is perceived as intelligence,
so people think that I'm smarter than I am.
So that's really what it is. Is this efficient? Yeah.
IQ tests are fake anyway?
It doesn't really matter.
Memory is a factor in IQ?
I don't know.
Do it online now? Oh god.
Yeah, reading faster than remembering?
Does he watch the Emma woman standing at table in a blue suit?
No no but you know to remember everything is a cheat code? Yeah it is
It's... and I
think like that's a really good example where it's like
that's one of the reasons why I don't really feel bad about
other people because like
not being the same way as other people
is that because I can remember things
and I can know things the same way,
this is a huge advantage that I have over other people.
And it's not really something I've learned
or earned or anything like that. It's just
how I am, and so
you know there's different people they're going to have
different advantages for different things
and so that's just one of mine
Yeah the grass is always greener? Yeah exactly. Have you commented on just one of mine.
Yeah, the grass is always greener?
Yeah, exactly. Have you commented on Biden stepping down? Yeah, I think it was a good decision.
I think it's the best decision for him as a person
and I hope he's able to
retire and have some degree of dignity
and spend time with his family,
and he's okay.
I mean for better or for worse
the guy was this public servant
for 50 years
and he was our president
and you know I support him.
Always support the president.
And so yeah,
I hope he's able to retire with dignity and grace.
I'm not a big fan of Biden.
I don't really like a the things he's said,
but he's still the president
and I still support him.
Yeah, let him take a rest.
It's been 50 years.
The guy deserves a fucking break. So yeah, they should never put him in there
in the first place man.
Anyway let's go ahead and look at
the rest of this
does it deserve to ride into the sunset or
yeah maybe I don't know
uh let's see so let me see if
I can get this game started
I've never really played this before, so how do I start and get into Swarm?
Do I just have to press play here? How does this work?
Yes. Okay. Alright, let's try it out. I've never loaded up this game before in my life
and I have no intention of playing it but we'll at least try out Swarm.
Play, play and swarm? Okay.
Alrighty.
Connect to win, compete to win...
What the fuck is this?
Respect my- what does this bullet-
Protect myself and my community be my own life
Okay What do I have to do here? do my own. Okay.
What do I have to do here?
What are you here to play?
The top
one? Okay.
What is this? I've never seen this before. Montage of cutscenes? Oh, okay.
Yeah, I don't remember any of these.
Okay, so...
Um...
Okay, how do I... Do I have to sit through this? Or...?
I do?
Okay. Give me a minute. I need to use the bathroom. It says it's patching anyway.
Did I pick the wrong one? Did I? I don't know!
I'll be right back......... Okay. okay
so
what do i do here? How do I handle this?
Click the X. No, this will close the whole game
alt f4 and open it goes away okay
i exit I exit.
Okay,
I'll give it a minute and then
I'll do it again.
Don't do it? I mean, I don't know what I'm doing. I've never played this before.
I have no idea.
Okay.
So... Okay, so...
What do I do here? Legends of renterra
uh six percent oh okay okay that's fine yeah we'll just wait for that to go then I
Had no idea
Okay
Once it patches top left will say play and then click place warm. Okay? Yeah yeah sure i'll go ahead and just wait for that
please try pvp you mean like league i don't know like i don't really
i do not care at all about competitive games.
I just don't.
Because, like... I know that I will be bad at them
because I'm not
putting in any time. Like, I'm not going to be
better than somebody that's played the game a lot
so what am I really doing?
Like why am I playing this game that
I'm bad at, that I'm not going to
invest time to be good at into.
What's the point?
Don't care because it's bad? Yeah!
It just doesn't matter to me
okay so i click play is that it
play okay Play? Okay. 5v5 summoner's risk
PvP co-op vs AI
... PVP co-op versus AI.
Click PVP.
Swarm.
Oh, wow! Okay, okay, here we go. Great!
Alrighty... Alrighty. Team up with a friend
or venture solo in this Horde survival
mode? Alright, we'll click on
Swarm and then
Confirm! Here we go!
PvE gameplay, play solo unlock everything
complete 100 plus achievements to unlock weapons okay let's get started
select the champion.
Okay, I can only play a girl?
I have to play a girl?!
Fuck!
Uh...
Wait, is this one better? I don't even know.
Here's open- okay let me turn that off and then... Jinx is cooler?
Okay! And now I just do find match. Is that correct?
Also, um how do I make match is that correct
also um how do i make this full screen
um It'll go full screen by itself?
Okay.
That's just the launcher? Okay, yeah I don't really understand it. Okay so now I click find match is that correct?
Oh no! Let's fucking do it.
Here we go.
So...
Oh boy.
How am I in queue? I thought this was a single player thing.
Ooh, okay. Alright. And accept threat detected. I need to change this.
Okay, alright, now we're better.. Okay so what do I do?
I just kill these little bugs? Seems easy.
What the fuck? It's a joke. Okay...
Yeah, I finally get him?
So I have to actually aim?
What do you mean I have to aim?
Oh, okay. Damage. Fires projectiles that create lingering arrow arrows...
Okay, that seems really good. It's a new weapon.
Yeah, it seems insane.
C is auto?
Oh nice!
Okay good, thank god I was gonna have to play the game.
I was really worried about that.
Okay fire's a crescent shaped orbiting orbiting projectile... Oh, okay!
Yeah, we're gonna go with this too. Is this like Bible
or something? Yeah, this is way better.
Holy shit! This does way more damage!
Oh my god!
This is way better bro i'm a god
okay okay here we go. Ooh! I took damage.
These Crawly Boys are dangerous man!
Use three? Wait...three? What does three do?
Cyclonic S slicers.
Okay, let's go with that.
E?
What the fuck was that?
Okay.
Why am I so fast?
Jesus!
Okay.
And let's see here meow
meow
is that good I feel like
this is better because it
literally doubles the damage
yeah cause it This is better because it like literally doubles the damage.
Yeah, cause like its gonna kill a lot of incidental mobs.
I'm going to try and get all these levels.
Okay yeah there we go. Ooh!
Oo-woo blaster?
Oh my fucking god...
Oh my fucking god. Okay. Alrighty.
Kay, this is going really well! Yeah I feel like I'm popping the fuck off.
Okay...
Yeah now that I have those other attacks too, that helps out a lot.
Maybe I should try to move into those. axe too. That helps out a lot.
Maybe I should try to like move into those.
Okay, max health.
Should do slicers.
I think I'm going to do slicers again.
I feel like the more of the same thing I get, the better
Like just in general, I feel
that's the logic in these games
so...I just have to keep getting more
What the fuck?
Uh okay fuck uh okay um
okay so i can't get that close to him.
Kay... Oh wow! What the fuck?
Holy shit!
Okay... holy okay that did a lot of damage that's my ult i guess so yeah it's an r
okay okay and then i guess i should just keep using this right like i feel like i should if i can
all right now what's this?
Searing shortbow again.
I think we're going to go with
this level 5. We're going to just keep
maxing this out.
Because I feel like if my ult is that strong
I can probably just rely on that to kill bosses oh what are these dogs
oh man uh
yeah these things have a lot of health.
Little bit worried.
Okay?
AFK time? Not quite.
Jesus!
Is this so much damage? That's it?!
When am I getting my health back?
Okay, where are these coins? Where do I get these coins?
Can I get around there?
Okay... these coins right with these coins can i get around there
okay
what the fuck?
Um... I'm dead.
Jesus, I thought I could walk through him. Oh my god!
What the fuck?
Okay view abilities select... wait what?
What do I have to do here?
The center one? Okay.
Select. I'm on the case!
Okay.
What happened? Survive for two minutes. Blade O'Rang. Champion Leona.
Okay so can I change my character then?
Let me see... What did I just do?
Play and then I went to Swarm Arena.
Okay. And what does this girl do?
I don't know!
Invite by name, okay...
Upgrades...
Oh, I see! So i can buy upgrades here okay i'm gonna buy that
okay good that's easy all right let's try and do it again.
You can toggle auto-aim on and off?
Yeah, I don't know how it works. Okay... try again. Okay.
Try it again. With C?
Okay. That's me!
Okay, That's me.
Okay, so I guess that's the way it works. Alrighty...
And there is no like dodge, dodge, right? No, there's no roll.
Okay.
I think we're gonna go with the slicers again.
I feel like those were really good...
But, I don't know.
Sword and shield?
Yeah,
I bet she probably has
like more armor
than me
or some other shit
so that should
probably be better
than what I have already
you know
and yeah she does way more damage too.
I don't even know how to hit me.
Okay...
She'll probably have like reflect damage
or something like that too i bet okay um
i think we're gonna go with damage this time and not go with the bow
yeah i could be totally wrong about this but like...
...I'm not sure what the right decision is.
Okay and then I do have E. What does E do?
Oh, shit!
What the fuck?
So it's like actually garlic Okay, and we pick all that up.
Alright max health damage we're gonna go damage again.
Damage is like I mean just more damage is like insane
because it just scales everything
I feel like this is worse than the other one, man.
I'm going to be honest.
I feel like it kind of is.
Okay.
Pick up all these.
So yeah, if I use that, that's insane. Okay, pick up all these. So yeah, if I use that,
that's insane.
Okay, I'm going to use this because
this is one of the new abilities
so I want to see
if it's any good.
Okay. Blade rang is OP late game?
Yeah, but here's the funny thing about late game...
I'm not getting anywhere near late game.
Yeah it's not even close to happening okay um fire is a crescent shaped horizontal
i think we're gonna go with shield slam level two i feel like that's better yeah like by the way i have no idea what
the fuck i'm doing just keep that in mind
i'm a fucking idiot.
As usual? Yeah, of course.
Okay... Okay.
See, I wish she just had that up all the time.
If she had that up all the time,
she'd be good.
Okay. Alright. Okay.
Alright.
Bro, I don't know if i can even kill this guy. Okay... ooh, should I get this again?
Uh...I'm gonna get it again.
I think right? I don't know.
Okay Okay.
Yeah, this has like... Dude.
This guy's hard to kill.
Fuck. Oh. This guy's hard to kill. Fuck!
Okay...
Dude, Dude.
Dude, I'm so fucked right now. Um...
Okay, that didn't work the way I thought it would.
Uh okay, okay, I'm gonna take it.
I thought if I stood on top of him Okay, okay. I'm gonna take it.
I thought if i stood on top of him at this shield would keep refreshing
I was totally wrong
Big mistake
Bro, this character sucks okay and then armor shield slam again uh i i probably should get more health honestly but i But I'm gonna go Shield Slam.
I feel like whenever you start going for health in these games...
You're just losing at that point, right?
Dude.
This is bad. This is bad
healing fountain wait there's a healing fountain okay oh i can't even get to it it
i'm dead jesus christ holy fuck man okay Holy fuck, man!
Okay. Let me try it again.
I can't buy another one, can I? No, I can't.
I'm not gonna play her. She sucks.
Yeah, we're going to use her instead.
Yeah.
You suck? Of course I suck.
Okay, look at objectives. Lino's legit broken legit broken yeah i just don't know
okay check the objectives i didn't even see that
yeah as Yeah, as with everything, whenever I'm playing video games I'm totally...
I'm totally checked out whenever I play
games.
Okay, oh that's insane!
I'm gonna get that.
Yeah like, I'm not thinking or
anything.
Totally checked out mentally.
Doesn't matter what game I'm playing.
Okay...
That sucks more? No, this is really good!
What do you mean? Yeah, this is really good. What do you mean?
Yeah, this is insanely good.
Okay and I think this is good. I don't know if it is or not. I guess now, actually see for myself
Wait this sucks!
Why the fuck did i get this?
This is awful
Fuck
Press tab Tab for what?
I don't know what the hell that is.
Okay, and...
We're gonna try this Lioness Lament thing.
Yeah I wanna see if this one's any better.
Okay.
Yeah this is really good.
Yeah, this is way better.
What happens if I do this? So it gives me it gives me like a shield oh i took damage
okay
yeah i feel like the first character is the best
okay we're gonna keep going with the
sound wave i feel like soundwave is insanely fucking good
okay Yeah, this is fucked.
Okay, uh... deals area damage over time in a cone?
Well that's insane!
I think I'm gonna go with that. Well, that's insane.
I think I'm gonna go with that.
Yeah, that's really- what the fuck? That's really good!
Holy shit!
Okay...
Now I'm doing really well. I feel like I'm... I'm good now!
Okay, we're not gonna go with that.
We're gonna go with this.
I feel like that Ulu blaster thing is a piece of shit.
Okay... okay
come on we're doing okay okay now we have the boss
what the fuck? okay is health is going down so slow dude i feel like nothing is good is as good as that first character man.
I probably shouldn't have used that there but i did anyway okay
oh
jesus Alright, she's almost- he's almost dead. Okay there we go good!
Alright now what? Oh fuck!
Okay alright Oh fuck! Okay, alright.
Try and do this...
Okay, aaaand now I guess we're gonna go with this again.
We're just going to get weapon upgrades as much as we can
because like these guns are so good
this is why i really need to get levels in it's the fucking guns.
Okay.
I'll probably save that, uh... Yeah, this is already
way better than it was last time time okay good sound wave and i think we're
gonna go yeah we're gonna go soundwave again since that's like the biggest one
okay Okay.
I don't even know what that does, but it- oh, it does the AOE. I see.
Okay...
Nice! I killed it. Well fuck yeah
And I got another one of those see I told you this bro this oh yeah this oh what yep? Yep
We're good we're killing it now
This is so much better.
Okay, I need to get my health back.
What do they got spiders coming in here for?
Okay.
Oh, they died real fast. Okay. Okay.
And I guess we're going to use this again?
Jesus! Jesus.
Oh, bro, now we're killing it.
This is insane!
And we get the spinny boys? I feel like we get spinny boys too yeah this is it
i'm pretty sure guys. I think I won
Holy fuck we get the guns again
Pepe laugh? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay. That's easy. okay that was fucking close.
Alright.
Got him?
I gotta focus bro, I gotta turn off talking.
I can't be talking.
Got him?
I didn't see that.
That was lucky.
Got it.... This doubles damage.
I probably should have gone with like base damage, but I didn't. Okay, good. I'm gonna try and get that heal.
We got him!
There it is, there it is!
We are popping the fuck off now, guys.
Okay and we're gonna do... I'm gonna do base damage.
Ooh that's an explodey boy.
Okay.
All right running away from those we're gonna get all these Blues.
Okay good.
Uh... we'll do damage again.
Because now I have all the weapons, so like the damage applies to
every single one of them and I feel also some of the abilities, some of the weapons I have are kind
of dog shit. Like that ULU blaster thing is fucking garbage,
I think.
Or at least it seems like it is.
Fuck! Fuck fuck! Fuck.
Fuck, fuck.
Alright.
Just gonna stay focused. I get through this...
Um,
I guess we just have to go with the
I don't even know like I actually don't know what the right option here is
i'm gonna go with this like i'm actually getting no i never you
never go health never go health health is a uh it is a lie
because the moment you start going health then you
you uh you get behind in damage and then you lose
like getting health is choosing to lose in 30 seconds
getting damaged is knowing you're gonna win in 30 minutes.
Okay, I'm going to get the heal again.
Not in this game? Oh, I don't know what I'm talking about!
I just made that up it just sounded good
Okay and we're gonna go with this the slicers again
okay Okay.
Ooh, what's this fat bitch?
Oh yeah, oh,
this guy's getting destroyed.
This guy sucks
okay now they're all oh my god holy shit bro i'm popping the fuck off
okay let's go!
There we go. Don't tell me it's another one of these
fat pieces of shit.
... Where is he?
Where's this fat bitch?
I don't know where the hell he is.
Is that him?
No, okay.
Damage again, base damage.
At this point,
I think we just go hard into base damage.
I want to make sure I pick up all these
because I missed them earlier.
Okay. I want to make sure I pick up all these because I missed them earlier.
Alright, now we have these fucking golems.
Oh there he is.
There's the cocksucker right there.
Oh, he's so fucking dead too.
He's done. Alright, now I get another upgrade?
More damage!
Okay, there's
probably something really stupid that's gonna happen
in ten minutes.
Yeah, especially since they're like clearing
all the mobs off the screen...
yeah I feel like I'm about to get fucked here
Yeah, just looked at the time. I don't want to use the ult yet. I'm gonna be locked the fuck in, man.
Bro, why is he not dead?
This is insane!
How the fuck is he not dead?
What is this bullshit?!
And now it's got other mobs? Dead. Got him. Okay, got him.
Okay we're good. Easiest game
of my fucking life.
We'll do the blaster again
i don't know if i should get heels right now i think i'm gonna do it.
Okay.
Maybe a bad decision, but it's 2-8.
It doesn't... Fuck.
Oh. Oh. It's fine, it's just the way it is. We just kite him around.
That's all.
Just kite him around.
Okay. That's all. Just kite them around. Eventually, they will die. Okay, getting'm about to have my ult up too.
I can AoE everything down.
Okay we're gonna do armor again.
Okay.
What should I do it?
I don't know when the right time to use the ult is. Now.
That didn't do as much damage As I thought it would, unfortunately
Okay, we'll do max health
Okay Okay, we'll going to be 100% focused now. so
i think i'm fucked Just staying focused. I can't.
I almost can, but I can't.
Okay, more health.
Health again? Actually let's go armor.
Fountain? No I I don't want to. Okay. I wanted to get this and then go to the fountain. See? Okay Okay. It is one of those so Jesus!
Wait, what the fuck just happened?
I don't have any health, I'm about to die. Oh my fucking god. Fuck! fuck
oh
Jesus Jesus
Oh my god, I got fucked up there.
You didn't evolve a weapon? How the fuck would I know how to evolve a weapon?!
Damn, I've got a lot of stuff there holy fuck oh my god
jesus Jesus! First tab to see the evolutions? Yeah, yeah. I will. Give me a minute.
I think I'm gonna play this girl,
I feel like she's the best.
Garlic Pog?
Yeah,
I don't know.
Okay so... Movement Speed, Projectiles
We'll go Damage and then we'll also
go Movement Speed We probably should damage and then we'll also go movement speed.
We probably should go projectiles but I didn't.
Alright, let's do it.
Region? The region wasn't my problem like I didn't die because of region I died
because I was just getting fucked and I didn't have the damage.
If I killed more mobs
and I killed them faster, it wouldn't have mattered.
You died because you didn't evolve?
Yeah, I know. I get it.
Okay, let's try it.
The evolves are more RNG?
Yeah, I don't know how it works.
Okay. Okay.
Am I taking corresponding passives? Yeah,
I'll look at it in a minute.
Because now
I understand. Like if you said press tab
I was like what the fuck are you talking about?
And now it's like okay, I get it.
What the fuck?
What even are these?
If Vampire Servers get Massive and Max Weapon.
Yeah!
Okay... Okay.
I feel like that's really good, like that's insane.
Bro, chain lightning? What the fuck?! That's insane.
Bro, like chain lightning? What the fuck?
Yeah all I need to do is have that go off all the time.
Look at that! That's crazy!
Alright...
And also, this is gonna be way better for killing that boss.
So if I can get there with this character, then
I'm going to be in a much better position.
Okay, should I go with this or not this blade or
not
no Okay, let's do regen.
Oh, why am I so fast?
Ooh, why I I so fast? Ooh! Why'd I be so fast?!
I have no fucking idea.
Is this a passive? Oh nice.
Shit. Oh nice. Shit!
Oh but it doesn't matter cause I heal!
Cause of health regen!
Okay... Okay.
I feel like... oh wow! That's way fucking better Oh wow.
That's way fucking better. Okay Okay.
See, now I'm attacking faster.
Kill all these. Hmm. And so this makes my sword do more damage?
Okay, yeah.
Got it! I actually don't got it, I have no idea what I'm doing.
Kay... that i have no idea what i'm doing okay
we'll do sword again two yeah you know we'll always go sword
yeah this is really good this is insanely good what the
yeah i just do health right yeah i just do healthy
yeah i feel like that's obviously the right decision.
Okay... What the fuck?
Wait, what the fuck is this?
What the hell?
Damn.
Yeah, see how much damage that does? That's insane! It's so much better than every other class.
Look at that.
That guy got destroyed! What a joke
What a little fucking bitch Why am I blue?
It says battle feline gun improver
I'm a little cat okay
now press c for manual aim?
Why would I want a manual aim?
Do you know how much work that is?
I'm not manual aiming.
You can't play this game to fucking aim.
Okay, meow, meow.
I think we go more levels into this.
I probably should have got move speed.
I feel like next time I should go move speed. Yeah, because more move speed means that I can get myself out of situations
That would make me take damage
In retrospect, maybe I should have gone with that.
I don't know.
I'm going to try and use this more just so I can take advantage of the...
What do you call it?
Of the damage.
Okay, um... Ooh-woo blast. I feel like
if I go with that
I'm gonna want to eat my own dick.
I just that i'm gonna want to eat my own dick
i just i don't think i should do it i think it's so stupid
i think i go move speed, man.
Yeah it's just...
Get the UL blaster? No fuck that, it's garbage.
It's literal trash absolutely not okay here we go Okay.
Oh, this is really bad.
Jesus.
This is actually really bad. Fuck, I couldn't even get that.
Okay, give me a minute.
Radiation field. Oh, we go with this 100%.
Okay.
I just want to get that card, man. Okay, I just want to get that card man.
Okay got it
And his skills with health so its good
Okay perfect Okay, perfect.
Okay the bunny guns... Are those good at anything?
Yeah, I'm feeling the same way.
Yeah, I certainly don't have the damage that I did last time at this point.
But I have more controlled damage.
And I think that also with this other thing......I'm'm gonna be doing way better
okay shearing short bow i feel like that's garbage right
that's big garbage let's go damage damage
okay we're gonna do maybe i shouldn't do blade now what do you guys think because i already have the upgrade with the move speed.
Yeah, you guys like that?
Okay, let's do it.
Oh, I feel like I'm a god now.
I'm actually...
I'm out of control.
I don't know what that is, but I bet it's good.
I'm not going to get in until there's a boss.
Okay, and we're going to do Gatling guns.
I will do damage again it's magnet okay got it
oh i could get Cyclones.
I'm feeling really good about the Cyclones.
Big dick?
Big dick. Let's do it.
Yeah, see how much easier this is now that I can move fast? I got fucking destroyed.
Oh my god! Okay. I get a new blade, that's good. Move out of that.
Ooh!
I took damage
okay we're gonna go with the gun again
mr red fish oh
okay good red fish. Ooh! Okay, good.
I got another garlic.
Oh, fuck. Z, I'm chilling man.
I'm in a very good situation right now.
This is a very good situation for me to be in.
Um...I don't know which one's better.
I'm gonna just go with this because it's like more levels.
It's better to finish
it off first, you know?
It's like a multiplier, I think.
Or multiplicative?
Okay. I guess we're going to go with the blades. Let's go with the blades again.
Yeah this is so much better!
Holy shit, I'm out of fucking control.
Wait no, I think I might die.
Wait nevermind. No, I'm good.
Okay... Okay.
Let's go over to that.
Okay, more money.
Shit.
100% focus here. so easiest game of my fucking life far i didn't need it i didn't need it i? I didn't need it. I didn't
need it. I knew I didn't need it, that's why I didn't get it
If I needed it, I would've got
it. Did I need it? No, that's why I didn't
get it
Okay Look at this.
What a fucking loser.
This guy got destroyed. I feel like i only use it whenever I need it.
What's this?
Oh, it's like a oe
okay there we go good health regen two
okay Okay.
We're doing really well, guys.
We just need to get more levels and get those upgrades
proceed disable auto-aim why would I why don't want to disable auto-land auto-ain is great yeah why would I why for any reason would I do that?
So you aim where you want. It is what it is, right?
What's this?
70 kills.
Oh!
Damn, I didn't read the ability okay well it makes a lot more sense now
that's why she moves fast sometimes okay Okay. Manual aim's better?
Yeah, for you!
I don't want to deal with that shit.
Okay, where's this cocksucker?
Jesus how much fucking health does he have?
How much fucking health?
Got him. Okay, good.
Let me go to this first.
Okay, big money.
Nice! Spinny boys again.
We're going to do level 4 on this.
That's why I do big aoe
big regen yeah i'm in a very good situation right now
yeah i'm actually a fucking god.
I missed magnet?
Did I?
Let me go back.
No I didn't!
Nope, y'all lying! People making shit up
bottom right? Okay i'm gonna go over there I still don't see it.
Yeah, probably despawned? Okay.
I see it, I see it, I see it.
Okay. see it okay move speed obviously
spinny boys okay
oh that's a bench i didn't realize that okay so
got him Got him. Uh, we're gonna go damage.
Just base damage. Okay, spinny boys boys i don't know what that
is but all upgrading oh nice okay it's fully upgraded then
let me get both of these
okay we're really good then okay now we're... Wait.
Okay, uh,
we're gonna do base damage again. Okay? And then we're gonna do base damage again.
Okay and now we're going to do garlic.
Now we are doing amazing! We're killing it! i'm out of control
look at me go
what's this here decreases the cool down time of weapon abilities that's really good
yeah this is the best character in a game by the way it's not even close
okay we're gonna do slicers again.
Spammy?
Uh...
There's no real reason to.
Does that... I don't think it...
Does it, like, make mobs spawn faster if I kill them?
I don't even know.
Okay.
Okay. okay it does okay so i should be using them
who's this fat This guy's got a lot of fucking health.
Not enough, though.
Okay, there we go. Good.
And we get... Wait wait enemies killed do explode oh that's really
that's insane
okay good Okay, good.
It'd be good to get more movement speed against that boss if we have to fight him again.
Okay,
we're doing really well now.
This is great! Oh my god, I much damage there is, but you'll all be able to regenerate.
I got really lucky with that ability.
Okay, we're going to get a sword again.
Okay. so Got it. Okay, we be good? so so so All right. so so Got him! Fucking got him. There it is.
Easiest game of my fucking life.
Holy shit!
Mmm.
Holy shit, that was hard. Am I ever gonna beat level 3, I don't know.
I don't even know what level three is!
Map the outskirts unlocked?
Oh fuck...
Reach level 25.
Yeah, bro.
Like we're 100% just playing her.
She's so good.
Projectile count passive champion.
That's nobody cares about her ability haste vortex glove 200 a battle bunny boondary what the okay okay
i feel like maybe i just do more damage since i can't buy projectiles right now, I just do more damage.
We're gonna do this... we're gonna do this...
It's done!
And then I can change my level, right? Yeah, I can okay.
How do i... I've selected it connected it.
X button? Oh, okay. Alrighty...
Yeah we're not gonna play her. We're gonna play the same character. Okay.
Ability Haste Evolve gives her the best weapon?
Yeah no I know that, I will.
Alright, I'm ready.
Leona's better? No no like this character is insane. Like it already
worked out the first time why would
I change my- like if
things work why would I be like, oh it's working. Let's change it!
No! No! Why the fuck would I change it? It's working! I'm winning!
Okay...
Where is the, uh...
Wait is there not a health thing?
Where's the health thing?
Where's my health upgrades?
No health. What the fuck?
WHAT THE FUCK?! What the fuck?
Dude, I'm barely even getting any balls. No.
Ability haste, yeah.
We'll do that. Attack speed.
Okay. Yeah, it's obviously better. Let go with this.
I'm not getting anything crazy good.
This is not looking good, guys.
I'm very concerned
like the last game i feel like everything just happened exactly the way
it was supposed to
like i just want i want i want to have this same game again
that's all i need is the same exact experience.
Wow!
I feel like I did this last time and went really well.
I should go with it again, right?
Two always.
Okay, fine.
Maybe you're right because it's the sword that i really wanted
if it ain't bro true true true
i feel like i should have gone with something else. Okay, we got these cocksuckers that shoot balls? That's not even a big deal.
Okay... Okay.
We're definitely not doing that, we're gonna do ability...
Uh, we'll do maybe damage- uh... I feel like it has to be damage, right?
Ability.
You guys really want me
to go number one.
Okay.
Like,
I feel like that's too heavy
in the number one
but like what the fuck do I know?
Right?
Okay... Okay.
Oh, who's this fat bitch over here? Okay, we gotta kill him. A lot of balls in this game.
A lot of balls.
Okay, nice.
I think I need the movement speed.
Yeah, I feel like movement speed just gives me so much control over the entire game We're gonna go with this again.
This is insanely fucking good. Insanely fucking good.
HP for sword? I want to get regen instead, I'm not going to get hp i'm gonna get
regen You need HP for the sword of all?
Fuck, really?
Um... really um
should i get radiation i'm doing good about radiation. We're gonna do it.
I don't think this is the right decision, but I did it.
Out of energy?
I don't even know what that is.
Okay... Hmm. It's a massive cannon? Oh, okay.
I am doing
a lot of damage with these attacks
i feel like i'm not leveling that fast though that's that's what i'm worried about
what's this thing up here?
Oh, that's the fuel cell I guess. Battery- yeah, yeah. I get it.
Well these cocksuckers are spawning at 4 minutes in. This is a little bit worrisome
it doesn't matter who gives a fuck i'll regen it.
Shouldn't have got hit by it though, let's be honest! Okay, I gotta focus. I think I have to go max health.
I have
to do it. I have to lock
a bin.
So, if I'm not gonna have the health regen
i just need to not take damage Yeah.
I've just got to be good. This is some kind of like an AoE thing. okay
oh it's those weird fucking dogs okay where's the dog
there it is. Okay. Okay.
I think I do radiation field.
I really do,
I'm feeling good on radiation.
Yeah,
radiation is good. Big WFJ. big W
okay two dogs two dogs.
Two dogs.
Once we get both of them together
I'm going to pop up the bomb.
Okay. Pogsucker. Okay, that's one down. nice sword again Um...
Fuck, I don't know what to go with.
I could just sword again?
I feel like maybe sword. Like, I-I don't know. I feel like maybe sword like i don't know i feel
like because i'm gonna evolve this anyway right so like okay i'm gonna do it i'm doing the bro if
if y'all are wrong on this, I'm mad.
Like, Imma be honest...
Okay good? No!
Okay, good.
I think we do blades... What do you guys think? Last one's blades?
I'm feeling like we go blades.
Everybody's saying two.
Two for the evolve,, let's do it.
The buff... Oh, big money. We go one? Okay, let's do it. One. I'll suffer. Projectiles. Man, he died fast as fuck.
Battlecap Barrage. Barrage. damn he died fast as battle cap barrage bullets now pierce dealing less damage to targets hitting the cooldown tip
oh my god oh my god
oh my
oh my Holy shit! We'll go in on that sword, man. We need that sword.
Jesus, bro!
They can't even stay on the fucking screen
oh Get the fuck out of here, bitch. got the green yes What the fuck is that? Ooh!
Jesus, he's broken? I know!
I can't stop winning!
This is insane.
Go get the fuel cell? Why, I don't need it.
I'll get it when i need it
I think I might need it pretty soon
No, I'm good. Never mind.
Oh, oh, oh.
Quest? Okay.
Let me get this first
fire Fire!
Okay, I looted it. Oh no... All right.
We're doing really well
right now.
This is a big money situation.
We're gonna try to go that first so we can upgrade it.
That's a dog! That's a dog!
Dead dog, dead dog dead dog okay good kill them Oh, oh, oh, oh. oh well I feel like I have a Harold of thunder man or no Harold of ice like this feels good because they just aoe each other down
pick up your experience i know that's what i'm doing. What do you think i'm doing?
Okay We'll just Spinny, boys.
Take it to the cannon?
You think I should do it now?
Okay, I'm gonna do it right now.
Okay. okay i'm gonna do it right now
that respawns?
Oh, okay.
Okay, I kind of understand.
I don't know what's going on
look at that loser bro
oh well i didn't see what that did.
Jesus! Bro we got fucking deleted!
Jeez. Holy shit!
I can see him.
Got him again?
Radiant field?
Maybe I shouldn't have picked that up.
I should've saved it because I feel like I have to loot a card in order for an evolution
to occur.
I probably should've gotten two more levels passively,
but that's okay it already happened
yeah i didn't realize that until now
it's okay i'm sure there'll be more
what's this oh cdr okay good Well, they're getting dicked. jesus so Yeah, we're doing really well.
I'm just,
I'm nervous something could go wrong.
Like some crazy shit's about to happen.
Alright.
Okay. All right. I'm just looking and thinking, like I need a fucking magnet. That's what I fucking need!
I need a MAGNET!
Who is this cocksucker?
Fuck he got me.
Okay, this should give me an upgrade.
Explosive Embrace.
Okay, good. Okay. so Okay. Okay, I guess this is like high health or something.
They got shield? Yeah.
Okay, and we're gonna obviously go move speed.
We're gonna do health, actually because health increases my AOE damage.
... I keep looting these as much as i can. Fuck, I got hit.
Do health again.
Okay here we go. Briar? Who the fuck is Briar? Wait it's the girl with the feet from...
Oh yeah I remember that!
Okay move speed?
They showed her feet in
that one event. Yeah!
Okay...
Alright All right. I didn't think that would hit me.
I did Velvano's before. Fuck.
Uh oh, uh oh!
Dude I got so lucky with that move speed. so I'm not quite close, that I can do damage.
She'll stop.
Oh wow! Okay, this's like a phase two It's actually good. Oh, God.
Whew!
Damn!
God fucking damn, almost got sh- almost got shit on there!
Better ask you that first try? Yeah, yeah I went pretty well.
Yeah... Damn!
Hmph Damn! I don't think that we should use the fire thing.
Subterranean lab.
Yeah, I feel like the fire thing is not that good.
Weapon bunny mega blast?
What the fuck?
The fuck is that? Upgrade experience.
Champion abilities still have 200 times, ability
haste, defeat 15 enemies, areas
oh shit
Okay I feel like
I should just do projectiles
Because like projectiles is
Like it's such a massive multiplier
That like it's not even a decision
Right? Like I'm doing it. I already did it. It's done
It's done.
Obviously the right decision. And then we're gonna go into
how much is it 5% experience? Two more levels? Yeah that
that's better if..., yeah, okay.
Alright, so there's three
levels. Okay, let's do the third level now.
I'm gonna be honest, we beat
the fuck out of that game.
We destroyed it.
You're dying on this 100 let's find out
yeah i'm ready bro like i'm ready to go to work.
Three's kinda hard, okay. Well let's see how hard it is. Here we go.
Change characters?
Why the fuck would I change characters?
I already have the best character in a fucking game. Like, it
literally just shoots two ranged abilities
It's insane
Yeah like maybe it's better.
I don't know. Okay. change champion i'll play another one after this just to do it it's pretty much the same as it was before yeah Yeah, it's not great but I'll take it.
Play Leona next for the ultimate garlic experience? That character sucked.
Character was a joke bro, like no I'm not gonna play that shit!
Absolutely not.
Ability haste obviously.
Easiest decision of my life.
Bro, I'm already killing it.
Wait what the hell? There's a boss already?! What the fuck!
Oh easy. Okay good. Nice! I got another one of those.
It's not a boss, just an elite?
If it... yeah you're right.
I feel like my damage in the last game was so good.
Okay projectile count obviously gonna go with that.
It's not even a question top right oh oh mr cat we have to
go to mr pat give me minute, we're going over there.
I'll only get the box.
Oh yeah... Okay. What do I do?
Destroy the vases.
Is this a vase?
Oh, it's these. Okay, got it.
I see it's around this one
are they over here no i just i don't know where they are. Tabbers?
Oh, I see now i see now
i can make it so I feel like all these are bad, but I think we should go with number two.
Long range? Okay, let's do it! I barely hit him with that. Okay, easiest game of my life. And I get all this?
I think
I go health regen.
I'm really feeling good about health regen.
What do you guys
think?
... what do you guys think damage I could go Health Regen and Spinny Boys.
I think we do Health Regen and Spinny Boys.
I don't know what i'm doing
and we're gonna do sword again
yeah Yeah. Need HP for sword?
Oh yeah, forgot!
Oops.
It should be fine.
I'll be fine.
That's the last slot? Yeah.
Um, I guess it will be, yeah.
I'm worried that like if
I don't have movement speed, that's probably gonna really fuck
me on the boss though. I'll just have to play
differently, it's okay.
I'll figure it out.
I think we're just gonna sword.
Yeah, let we just go sword
yeah let's just go sword
yeah we'll go health uh we'll go help at the end that'll be our last buff is hell We got these big boys. This is like four minutes in and it's already spawning the big boys.
Yeah, this does seem like it's a lot harder. Let's do projectile again.
I feel like we just need more and more projectiles.
Like,
I really don't want to go into health until I need to. Right?
Okay what's this? Movement speed which is really good. Okay.
These blades kind of suck.
Yeah, but I bet that...
Okay, we're going to go with this.
We're going to go with the Maxill.
Also make sure
I have it.
Okay. also make sure I have it
okay get the glove is the last slot okay I will That's a fat bitch.
Got one?
Gonna keep moving away.
Okay, nice! More health regen? I need more of that.
Yeah, that way I can make more mistakes and just recover so it doesn't really matter.
Okay we're not gonna get either one of these, we're going to get haste.
Because the more ability hastes I have the faster my abilities are i mean pretty fucking simple right
so i feel like that's way better Yeah, it's not even a question.
No no, just remember we already learned our lesson.
We learned our lesson.
Yeah, we learned our lesson with that bro.
Not again.
Who's this cocksucker?
Why is he not dead? Bro, why is he not dead?
I'm starting to get stressed out.
Okay, never mind.
Okay, we're good.
Okay, yeah, we need a lot of those.
There's another cat quest!
Okay give me a minute.
Let's go over there
where is that there's no cat quest what the are they talking about? It's spawning, okay.
Yeah Yeah. Okay, what does it want me to do? What a loser. That guy got destroyed! Okay.
... This will synergize with my movement speed.
Yeah, this'll synergise really well.
It's just too bad I didn't get move speed.
I didn't even know that was a thing. Okay. every single one of these is garbage i think i should go with the blades. What do you guys think?
Three is OP I really just don't know. Like...
I'm just gonna do the blades, like because...
...I don't know. It's not number two because I have so much projectile multiplication
Yeah, I'm really kind of fucked here. That's really disappointing
I got that.
It's basically
pretty much rigged against me.
Literal dog shit.
Okay, and we're gonna go with this just so he max it out.
Just like the election? True! So true.
I still can't believe Biden dropped out, man.
Holy shit.
I wonder if we can get a whole week that goes by without having an historic event occur, you know?
Uh-I don't know. Maybe.
Okay, we'll do...
I think it's better for us to evolve
the cast first
before we get ability haste. I think that's better,
especially now since we're later on
in the game and we're going to be getting evolution soon
anyway.
Okay, okay this guy's dead easiest game of my fucking life So maybe what I should do here is
I should hold on to my upgrade
until
um, or I should hold on to this until
i'm uh i have one at level five
oh these dogs drop poison i just realized that
yeah yeah that's what I'm thinking.
Exactly!
It should be soon though, I'm not too worried about it. Bottom? Oh, same with that.
Okay I've got two of them now then.
We'll do level four.
It's best to just max out one as soon as we can, you know?
Oh, perfect. you know oh perfect perfect perfect there it is easiest game of my life i got the wrong one maybe i get another one i did but it's
the wrong one again okay we're gonna billy haste
man i'm getting scammed. I'm just trying to farm as many of these
As i can
Okay we have another banana over there.
I'll use that later.
We got five minutes left yeah i know i know but
five minutes until the boss the boss is probably gonna be really hard I'm waiting.
Pick up the cards? Not yet, I'm waiting.
I have a strategy in my mind.
Oh, they despawn!
I didn't know that if i wish i had
okay level five now we go now we go over there we get the first card
easiest game of my fucking life no cards i know i was talking about the magnet.
Oh my god. Oh my god. I think I'm gonna hit it.
Because, like, at this point I feel like I just should.
Yeah, I'm gonna get all these other bosses anyway. Like, I might as well go for it now.
Ah, it's dog shit. It's fine, it's fine.
I made a mistake.
Oh no! I had to go in the beta.
I'm dead.
Jesus Christ,
I'm such a fucking piece of shit. Oh my god. FUUUCK!
UGH I'm so mad.
Fuck, man.
Okay.
Ability haste... I think we should go one point into this and then we do
I think I'm gonna do pickup radius honestly I feel like that's really good
and then we'll do another point and experience.
Yeah, that's
the best thing to do. Alright, let me... I want to try this
again.
That's Briar? Okay, fine. Fine, fine, fine.
I don't know this character seems really stupid to me but well, I'll try it anyway.
Hmm...
I should have just ran.
Okay, let's do it.
Use the freezing points too? I mean to be honest,
I just didn't understand what was happening
and
I just made a bad decision that put myself in a worse position.
Okay...
What the fuck?
60% damage and move speed based on our missing health?
Okay.
Pillary Swipe...
So we should get max health on this character then?
Yeah, I feel like we 100 should
yeah it's not any question
okay easiest game Okay.
Easiest game of my fucking life.
Well, this is pretty easy
read E in passive I feel like I do projectiles, right?
So she just tanks everything
okay
all right and so there's a blood frenzy 20 damage reduction.
What the fuck? Okay, we're gonna go swords right? I feel like I need to go swords
Yeah okay so
yeah i don't know about this guys
okay good we're doing more damage now.
Alright that was pretty cool. Yeah I don't know guys Do we do Cyclones?
Two? Okay, let's do it.
Okay. Okay, let's do it. Okay...
How many boxes? Oh I need three boxes.
There is one
at the bottom.
What the fuck was that?
I guess we get health regen. engine
is it gold or i don't know it's three like
oh i think like yeah this is like it's guaranteed a w
right right?
Ability haste, right?
I think. so Yeah, I don't really know how this works. Ah, bro.
Like I'm just... I'm not feeling it.
Yeah, I don't know if I like this very much.
Oh! I don't know if I like this very much.
But, I'm trying to be reasonable.
I'm trying to try it out, you know? Ooh, do I do it with the blasters? I feel like I shouldn't right? spam my e okay
let me make sure I pick this up first.
Ooh, uh... is this any good?
It's mid? You think so?
Ah, fuck. I really just don't know.
... so
you I feel like it's just, like, range is much more my play style in a game like this.
Like... You have to trust the E? Okay.
And we are going to go with this because people said to go with it, I'm gonna do it!
Oh no! Okay. We can go over to that. Okay, this is...
Yeah, let's just go with this.
Is that any good?
No?
Okay.
Okay, it's not.
Alright, I didn't know.
Damn, that's really good.
Okay. so so Don't cancel E?
Yeah, no. I'm a spammer.
I just spam.
I didn't realize that.
Ooh,
ooh,
eww.
I don't know,
what do you guys think?
Two?
Okay,
let's go with it There it is!
Okay, um... I think we go with this. Imma be honest, I really do. I think we just go with this. I'm going to be honest,
I really do.
I think we just go with it.
Y'all really think
I should go with three
but like what even
is the last one
I want to go with?
Oh for garlic!
You're right!
Oh true! with safe all for garlic you're right oh true Can I just...
That was a really big mistake. Okay, I'm dead here.
Okay let's go this way so Man, this is risky.
Move the mark? Oh, I see. Big dick.
BIG DICK! Let's go!
I'm gonna get this guy, and then we'll see what happens.
I don't know if he's going to die or not... big dick let's go
this is literally 20 damage 20% damage. That's so good though.
That's so fucking good.
I feel like that's better.
I do. Fuck. do
oh okay okay it made the decision for me all right
i forgot i can't it's okay that's what i wanted to go with anyway
Yeah, I really do think that's the right decision
it's a long's the right decision. It's a
long-term right decision.
Fast shield? Yeah.
Um... that shield yeah um i forgot if i have anything else at level five
do you have anything else at level 5. i don't do i have anything else at level five i don't do i
no okay Why is my pickup radius so bad? I think we're gonna do ability haste.
Oh, I thought it was plus 100.
wait it's minus 100
fuck okay Fuck! Okay.
I didn't know that! How the fuck was I supposed to know that? I'm dead.
I'm dead.
It's over.
I'm dead. It's over so This is such a cocksucker.
This is such a huge cocksucker!
... okay now we're gonna go and get those levels Let me get around here.
We're doing great so far.
Your aura heals a lot, but I didn't need it. I didn't need it i didn't need it so you thought i needed it did i no i didn't that's why i didn't
use it if i needed it i would have used it I want to hear that shit.
Okay, let me loot this.
I've got an extra card anyway, this should be fine.
Alright... Anyway, this should be fine. so oh we're doing really well now Oh!
We're doing really well now.
This is great! I'm just gonna stand still.
If i don't move they can't hit me. This is the part that made me lose before. He's past twothrough this now.
Radiation field? oh
well i just big them holy shit you see that All right. I'm not out yet. I'm about to be, but I'm not out yet
i'm about to be but i'm not out yet It's over. I see the cat quest.
I didn't see it until now.
I have to pick this up now.
Fuck, that was not the one I wanted. I'm gonna just loot some of these cards.
I feel like I need it.
Okay. so Let me go to this. This next big upgrade I should get like two levels.
And then I do the cat quest after that.
I'm gonna go with this.
Got it. got it oh my god boys there it is
now we go over to mr cat so so I double clicked. I'm dead.
Oh my god.
My hands are too shaky.
I just always do that,
I'm a spammer.
I don't feel like
that character's very good.
It's too risky, and I
feel like
there's too many chances
that you have to take,
and I feel like there's not really a...
Like, there's an advantage to having...
It's not like the character is bad, right?
I mean, it's just that, like...
I don't think it's, like... Yeah's just a lower play style. Yeah, we're the best character. I don't think it is
Yeah drinks your place out
Yeah
I feel like being able to move and like kill things and like stay away. I feel like that's way better.
Jinx will be able to survive
later on?
Really?
Yeah,
I don't know
but so far
I feel like she's way better.
Try Leona? Yeah, I'm gonna chill for a bit. And uh... eat my food, probably go do some other shit.
But this is actually like- actually didn't expect this mode
to be very good.
I'm gonna be honest. Actually, I thought that it was going to be bad.
The reason why is because
I remember somebody told me it was bad
and I was like okay. This actually was a lot more fun than what I thought
or what I had expected uh I think this actually it's quite good yeah it's better than what I
thought it would be so yeah to change? Yeah, I don't know.
But how do you feel about visual clarity?
It's okay.
I mean it's hard to see what's going on but I feel like in any of these games it's hard to see what's going on.
Nothing special really with this game.
Now when are you playing in normal mode?
Yeah, bro, like
I feel like that's not gonna happen.
Um
But, you know
we'll see what happens.
It gets better with higher difficulties
yeah
no doubt
but
oh
I'm in front of my friends
maybe right
rage immediately no I think
it actually was a fun game
is better than what I had
expected but finish it
tomorrow I might we'll see
what happens why I got the
podcast tomorrow so I don't
know when I'm going to start or anything but we'll
figure it out what are you hitting rank one in league no bro like that's like one of those games
like you have to really want it sounds weird but like i don't want it
i don't really care like if i lose
i'm frustrated and annoyed that i've
lost
but i'm not really that agitated
i'm not like oh man
I'm gonna fucking think about this
and change my behavior
and play for it
yeah try ARAM
it's going to be casual
there's other games I'd rather play, right?
I don't know if I'd want to play League.
Yeah, well, it's just a game.
Yeah, I know. For me,
I just...
I like playing games with a like, a progress bar.
You know?
Like, I can work towards a goal.
So, like,
games that are competitive
you don't really have the...
In the same way
I don't at least feel
that way with competitive games.
So, yeah. Yeah. way. I don't at least feel that way with competitive games, so...
Yeah. What do you like?
Yeah, yeah. I mean, it's just...
I just don't like playing competitive
games.
Straight up.
I don't have the...
I'm too much
of a sore loser
to enjoy them
when losing
and I'm too lazy
to push myself
to win in them.
That's basically the way I feel.
Yeah, I'm right in that middle part.
Yeah.
So you enjoy Swarm?
I did.
I actually thought it was way more fun than I had expected.
So yeah.
Anyway guys, thank you all very much for watching.
I really appreciate it.
We had a good stream today and I will be back on tomorrow.
Alright boys, peace!
See ya.