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07-06-2024 · 7h 45m
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...... good uh yeah she was weird then again i really don't
uh i don't really worry too much about what chat's saying during a debate
um because i understand a lot of nuance and context can be lost i'm not really
worried about it uh yeah so um anybody upset with me
what the hell is that not a massive mask off back towards you
congratulations so why would that hurt me?
Why would it hurt me?!
Can you explain why that would hurt me?
COMES SYNDROME WITH ME?!
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU EVEN SAYING?!
She was messaging in the friend- er, in the chat the whole time
What the fuck is this?!
...happy like all of it.
Like dude, it was bizarre.
It's so weird after seeing the DM she sent you
it's like what the fuck? Why the fuck were
you in chat like that the whole time yesterday?
She came in late and didn't know what was happening no
no oh okay yeah yeah you can pay me however you want i am literally telling you your own
actions and you can't face them because they're on this screen
Which is why you try to pivot over and over and over again. No, no you are pivoting
No, dude, I can't even words on a screen
I'm sick hidden words on a screen i'm saying
let me guess this is over zenless zone zero it's probably about zen with some zero right
yeah it is.
That's crazy!
You know why?
I actually saw a video yesterday
that TekTone made and it was about people quitting zenless zone zero
and he criticized mtashed in the video
and i bet this is probably some sort of fallout from
that. Am I right?
Somehow, this is related?
Yeah, that's crazy!
I just woke up and I already-
yeah wow. That is nuts
Did someone get butt hurt?
Well here's the thing right
Is that Zimazon Zero did not PVP
so creators have to PVP themselves. Yeah, no,
I know, I get it, right? It's the
spark, but it's more about jealousy of success.
Success. So
let's see. It was because Hax and Techie
got into a debate and Intash defended her for no reason.
Oh my god, he was talking to Hex
and M-Tash didn't like the way he talked to her?
Man, that sounds pretty stupid.
That's dumb as fuck! I believe it. Yep, that's dumb enough
to where I believe it instantly. That was the whole thing. Yep, yep there it is.
So uh Hex backstabbed Intash though? Well here's the thing right, this
is what happens whenever... I think this is the proof that Xenless Zone Zero is bad.
Because
the game's been out for less than
three days, and people are
already fighting with each other because they ran
out of shit to do in the game.
Like, in Star Rail, this took like two
weeks. It took a while
before that happened. Mediate a call between
them? I would be willing to do that, sure.
But I'm not going to try
to put myself in a situation
it's up to them right?
That's the way I see it.
So no forensic
on decoration
I didn't want to believe it
yeah so
I'm not going to
go fucking insert myself into this.
But yeah,
that's why Star Real Best got to...
Yeah, they're both heated right now.
Give them time to cool down.
I think Tectone's done with him.
Well, here's the thing.
Like,
the way I look at it is that
I do
what I do and I think also
TechTone's got to understand this.
TechTone, his stream
has grown a lot. The truth is like if you look at
that which tracker you look at his numbers
history and has been going like this right
so what happens whenever your shame is going like this
and other people's friends is going like this and other people's streams are going
like this, what happens
is that the people that are going like
this get mad at the people
that are going like this.
And so what happens is that like whenever you have somebody like
tectone that sees success in a certain place and in a space
you have everybody else that like once
somebody gets popular or successful enough,
they feel like it's now socially acceptable to take shots at them.
It's socially acceptable to get mad or whatever.
And to be honest with you,
it's kind of true.
For me, I have people taking
shots at me all the time.
People, I don't even know who they are
talking about me. They're thinking about me.
They're like oh did you hear what Asmongold
did? Look at this fucking
thumbnail of him being an asshole
Like yeah I got no fucking
idea, that's not what happening today Yeah, yeah, but no fucking idea what's happening today.
Yeah, yeah, no I'm saying but like that's what happens right?
Is that people... and this fills every element of content creation
thinking.
That's what people care about
because you think about it, right? This is your job
and so let's say
you're making
if you have your job. And so like, let's say you're making...
If you have 10,000
viewers, you can make
a million dollars in a year.
There it is, right? I'm going to just say it.
So if you see somebody that's in
that position, that's gonna make
other people jealous.
That's not a cap bro, that's a fact.
And so anyway, of all
the people to know, I should know better than basically
fucking anybody. Right? And so
anyway
M-Point was not defending Hex
it was to prove Texone is a narcissist
Yeah but like you think about why is it important
to you to prove that another content
creator is a narcissist? Like
that's really the way I look at it is that
when you try to
make a moral judgment about
a content creator or about an individual uh you have to ask yourself why is it
important that other people see that and agree with it.
And I think in almost every single circumstance,
the reason why it happens is because
some degree of envy or jealousy
or resentment that they're
trying to evolve
and do something with because
it makes them feel a certain way.
And so I think he admitted it was a bad idea
Yeah yeah right?
And so anyway, that's the way I see it, right?
Like I'm not trying to – I don't really know what happened,
but I'm saying like I know this for a while.
Imtash lasted two days before quitting?
Well, he's playing the game right now.
Like look,
He literally got it up right now.
This is him playing the game.
Well,
He's looking at his YouTube stats,
But like,
He's level 20, and he's playing the game
like fucking crazy. What do you mean he's not
playing the game? He didn't quit. Yeah,
the thing is that Zenless Zone
Zero was not as popular
of a game as I think a lot of people had hoped it to be.
And,
a lot of gotcha content creators
want the games to be popular.
The reason why content creators
play up games,
like there's,
you know,
they're excited for them,
sure right?
I'm not saying it's all fake
but like at the same time
it's beneficial for them for people to be excited about
the game because then they're going to watch the person stream
like that's just the way it is so like you compare the release of Zenless Zone Zero
to the release of
Wuthering Waves for example
or to the release of Honkai Star
Rail or to the
release of G genshin impact all
of those games were incredibly popular
and a lot of people were playing them
and zenless on zero comparatively is
a fraction of that
a lot of people don't give a shit about
it so zenleson's you're already of that. A lot of people don't give a shit about it. So,
Xenon Sun Zero already sold Wuthering
Waves first month? Maybe, but
people aren't interested and like that's the
thing right is that there are a lot
of games like Clash of Clans. Great example, right?
Clash of Clans. Great popular game. However, nobody cares
about watching it on Twitch. People don't find the content to be compelling or interesting.
That's obvious with Sinless on Zero
and I think it makes sense,
right? If you look at the way the game is
and everything like that, it makes sense
So yeah, that's the way
I see it. And that's the case with most gacha games.
Yeah, exactly. But anyway
what ends up happening is that
I think the Western audience is sick of more pay-to-win
free-to-play gacha games. Now we don't need
more? No, I don't think that's the case i think people are
actually more okay with it now than they have been but anyway i'm going to go
back and talk about some of this other stuff right is that when you're a
content creator in the space like you see this with... Like, you saw this a lot
with Ninja and whenever
my stream started popping off and
now that my YouTube videos are really popular
there's other content creators that retweet
and post negative shit about me all the time.
They're all the time talking shit about me,
and I view this as a compliment
is because I've
transcended so much of my own
content that people don't even view me as like because they wouldn't say
that about another content creator, so they view me as different than they are right?
And so I view it as a compliment. It's an ego thing, right? Yeah and that's the way it is
but
when like you have somebody that pulls ahead
and does really well in a certain space
you're going to have everybody else going
to crab them down. Now is that what's happening with tectone i don't
know about this circumstance but i want you guys to know that all the criticism against
him from other content creators is going to be with that context in mind it will have
that in mind because they will see the success
that one person has and they will want that for themselves.
That's the way it is man! That's just the way it is.
Gathering attention? No no, that's assuming... you're right
obviously its assuming. Like what do you think assuming you're right it's a suit like obviously
it's assuming like what do you what did you think it
was so like no but that's what i think is happening
like i'm assuming that i think i'm right for assuming it but i am assuming it
so yeah there you go now that's what happened with enviosity was
doing better than him yeah and so inviocity is a great example enveosity right tectone is doing
better than enviosity enviasity starts tweeting about Tectone's divorce, right?
Like that's just the way it goes.
This is what rats do.
So that's the way I see it.
Sorry but Tectone's cancer
for every community.
People always have criticism like that,
but every time that criticism
and that type of behavior
and what you're saying,
it's a mirage.
It's a complete mirage.
The closer you get to it
to actually seeing what it truly is
the more it evaporates and disappears
because when people
say like, oh well he did all this stuff
where's the stuff? Well everybody knows about's the stuff well everybody knows about it
well if everybody knows about a good example
well i don't know right now i'd have to think about it there's just so many of
them right it's like that's that's the way
it goes and like i've had people say that about me
so like obviously i'm very used to seeing
this so yeah and uh you get talk your ai self today oh yeah i forgot all about that do you
think you're biased because in your org yeah org? Yeah, for sure I'm biased.
But I think I'm right.
Yeah, I think I am right and I think also
time will prove that right.
Ugh... I touched on it, but I can see why someone would find him abrasive.
I think being abrasive is fine though, right?
Biden ABC interview? Yeah, I saw that before.
Anyway, so whenever I see drama like this
happen, I think that's the real reason
for it. That's what happens the majority of the time.
There's evidence him and other streamers are
arguing about gotcha games and getting things way out of hand that apparently
makes anyone a racist yeah clearly right but um
what if you're wrong well everybody can be wrong like people
can be wrong without being biased like let's be honest right plenty of people
can just be stupid and arrive at a conclusion that's
wrong it doesn't take a bias to do that so yeah i think people don't like him
because the way he gets his correct point across.
Oh, people get mad about the way he says things?
Oh yeah, sure, right?
But that's just its tone policing.
Like, I'm not really going to take that seriously.
Do you expect me to take that seriously?
Of course not.
So yeah.
I don't really get why MTash decided to go after Tectone.
Why did he... Why did MTash go after Tectone?
Like what actually happened?
I'll listen to this. I don't want to spend a whole lot of time on
this because it's the kind of shit I wanted to do today
but I'll listen to this. He baited him
like, what happened? Just because
they
didn't like each other
is basically a thing Boyle They don't like each other?
Is basically a thing boiling over?
People hate Tech Tom for stupid reasons, yeah for sure.
He said it himself his frustration boiled over But why is he frustrated?
But why would you
be frustrated?
I don't get it. Yeah, I'm confused.
He was upset about his conversation
and Tecton thought he treated Hextree spoiling
the way
he's treating his friend. He clashes with Tecton's
personality. He feels like he's always trying to step
around pissing him off.
Tecton made multiple videos on him quitting when he didn't even quit the game.
I mean...
Didn't mtash say in, like i saw the part of the tectone video
didn't tech imtach say like basically he's playing the game because it's his job he said some
variation of that like maybe i'm misremembering but
yeah, that's what I remember him saying.
So yeah, I mean
I don't really think it's that crazy to say
that. I feel like that's literally what he said
and Tash thinks that he degenerates on the like that's literally what he said.
And Tash thinks it degenerates unnecessary hate?
Yeah, I don't know.
Everybody's going to have
a perspective on that, right?
It's about TechTown being-spirited in debates.
Maybe, I don't know.
Like, I think it's like if you're getting mad
at how somebody talks to somebody else, like yeah, maybe
sometimes it's bad but like I'd have to really
listen to it. Like I try to be as fair as I can whenever
I talk to people, right? There's clips showing
MTAF saying he quits the game. Yeah, I mean, like, what do you
expect, right? So, it's
really not that complicated.
Basically saw a reason Bash Checkectone has been unhappy about this
turn 2v1. Intest doesn't like Tectone to
notice Intest? Yeah, it just sounds like some bullshit, man.
Like I'm going to be totally honest.
There's always new gacha drama. I wonder why.
Yeah, I wonder fucking why.
Drama's pretty simple?
Yeah there it is. Tom Policing's lame as fuck.
Yeah, I'm not gonna care about that.
Let's see here...
Would you watch this dragon ball what's this oh oh It's Piccolo. You're not my opponent!
What did you say? How do I know that you are lying to me?
I don't know.
I'm done with you!
Is he gonna cut his arm off?
Huh?! Is he gonna cut his arm off? What's all about Man Man. Man! Good one.
Master Roshi?
My fucking god.
Is that krillin Oh my god. Ooh! I forgot all about this part.
So silly, yeah. Oh my god.
This is so dumb.
This is like five episodes, by the way?
I'm sure it is.
Wow!
Damn!
. um yeah at least it's at least it's funny, you know?
Oh my god.
So fucking stupid.
Yo Bulma is a dude and Gohan is a girl.
Hey! You know whatever works right?
Is there a new game today boy? Yeah, yeah
I'll probably play some of the fucking
First Descendants something like that
we'll see what happens right but uh yeah
we'll see what happens
I'm still switching fromulate pcs today and the advice
all right yet make sure to download ram before you are before you log in
employ games on a pc man
vt-bers are taking over what's this
this is goron Oh my god.
That is insane!
Oh my god, can you imagine the grandpas watching this?
Man.
Oh, yeah, there's a big event.
I had no idea about this.
This is amazing.
Holy shit.
Didn't fight for this.
Yes.
What the fuck?
Normies are no longer normies.
Yeah, bro.
Like I wonder what they're thinking about this.
I wonder like how they feel about it, et cetera.
Right?
The star
player is Japanese.
He's the best
player in baseball.
Holy shit,
I had no idea.
Yeah,
unironically much
better than
Dragon Ball Evolution.
Oh,
the other one?
Yeah,
I agree with that. And probably just
think it's a cartoon. They're having no...
You're right! You're right! They probably
think it's just like, oh, that's one of them
anime things! My grandson
watches that.
Yeah, oh boy, I think he's gay but you know,
that's just the way it is now, right?
When we get a place of baseball
you know,
that's probably what they're thinking.
They've probably got no fucking idea about any of this shit man!
Yeah bro I'm sliding... exactly yeah
No idea is one of them anime's?
Exactly! What do we think chat?
Have I told you that all my students say
chat all the time it's baked into their speech patterns chat is this real a dozen times a day
well Well, I mean, whenever I see this,
I don't really get offended or annoyed by it
And you know why?
Because whenever I was a kid
We did other really stupid and annoying things like this
It's really not that unique or special.
Oh, wow! Kids getting
together being stupid?
What a surprise! What are we talking
about? This is not a big deal.
I think it's just stupid fun. Yeah, it's just stupid fun yeah it's
just stupid fun here's the truth is that i do genuinely
think by the way i do genuinely think that kids are dumber
now than they used to be and i think the reason why there's two reasons is that
number one kids are taught not to critically think because that goes against different ideological
dogmas that will get them in trouble number one number two is that you have technology
that does critical thinking functions for you so if you think about
your ability to critically think and you think of it as a muscle basically
nowadays, you don't have to exercise as much. You have a computer that's able
to do this. You don't have to logic things out because there is an app that has already done
that for you and it solves all those problems on its own some of the
nonsense youtube children's videos are so bad yeah but like i'm sure
plenty of five-year-olds watch stupid videos there's nothing special about
that so yeah we should say suck it and know your role shut your mouth all throughout high school
yeah yeah i did that one too like maybe i was in like elementary school or like middle school for
me but yeah now they can't navigate computer
Yeah, no you're right like kids nowadays
can't use computers etc.
I'll read some comments about this
i'm sure this will be really good
my pronouns and chib in chat please respect them
Kids in America want to be YouTubers
and streamers instead of doctors
and astronauts.
Apparently it used to be in China
they wanted to be doctors
and astronauts.
Apparently we've done such a good job
exporting our culture around the world
that China's ruined too
now so yeah there's just a bunch of people
over there thinking that they're going to be popular influencers that are
promoting you know like a different vacuum cleaner
every day and being millionaires.
So yeah, the same thing's happening over there now which is kind of funny
right? It it's funny whenever you have like oh Americans are stupid, Americans
are stupid, it's like look who's stupid now right? There you go
You're doing this too. It's already happening? Yes
Managed to stop China using a
different plan? Yeah exactly. Internet is
too Americanized? I think in some cases that's
probably true. Actually in most cases I think that's true.
But yeah, kids in America won't be YouTubers.
Definitely true.
Every generation has their own stupid little sayings.
I have my own.
Let the kids have them.
Yeah, exactly.
Not stupid theory that fourth person pronoun, let me tell you.
Similar issue with POV, kids just randomly start saying sentences whether it makes sense or not
Yeah but everybody's always done that like that's just... Internet culture is wild
The younger folks who work for me say things like
T-S-Y-M instead of thank you
and will leave the room and say
BRB? I don't know if I hate it
or I think it's actually hilarious.
I don't know. Like, I never even really think about this to be honest with you.
Yeah, I never really do like maybe...
Just a sec. Oh my god and BRB have become normal?
Yeah, I think that's generally the case. That's the case
with a lot of things, right? I mean, a lot of people...
These terms
and everything, like what... Let me think of an acronym
an internet acronym that I say
in real life.
Um... fuck.
An internet acronym, I-I say AFK
Yeah but like I'm saying
generally on stream.
I don't really say that in real life.
I say that as a joke on stream.
NPC?
I think yeah,
I do call people NPCs.
Yeah.
Yep, that's basically a GG. Maybe every once in a while.
But not really.
You know?
That's not really my thing.
And pulling aggro.
Yeah, but usually like I'm saying that stuff ironically to like make it funny.
Like I'm not actually saying it because that's a mode of communication.
Right?
So yeah.
Uh...
I don't know.
I would say probably NPCs.
IRL?
Uh...
Yeah!
Maybe a little bit of IRL.
GG became common in my country? Maybe.
But yeah, there's a lot of
kids that want to be popular and
they want to be like popular streamers, etc.
It's really not that big of a surprise, is it?
Farming? Yeah, I do say farming. That's actually a good point
American comic book industry
Yeah well you know why this was popular?
You can see why
Do you know why this isn't popular? Well you can see why. Do you know why this isn't popular?
Well, you can see why.
It's pretty simple!
I don't know why people need to reinvent the wheel.
Yeah, it really-
You really don't have to.
It's pretty fucking obvious.
Do you space- Do you say Spurg Lord IRL?
I say Spurg, but like not
Spurg Lord. No, I think that's too much.
But yeah, this is
pretty much the way it is, right?
What a fucking surprise there.
Great. Let's see. y'all be drinking this is this what i coca-cola has i saw this wait what many surprising uses
it can clean rusty tools when soaked for 30 minutes.
I literally saw this.
Wait, did I? No, this is a new one. Boiling coke in
a burnt pot makes it easier to clean
oh my god pouring coke in a kettle and boiling it removes scales should we stop drinking this
mixing coke with detergent removes kitchen odors and stains
adding coke to laundry so moves black mold
coke egg white shines stainless steel a mixture of coke, toilet water, detergent
baking soda and vinegar
can clean a dirty washing machine
Pouring coke in the toilet, letting it sit
and flushing removes stains.
Really? No way, I should try that!
That's crazy, I don't even believe that!
What the hell?!
Yeah no, I'll probably try that shit out myself
No it doesn't?
I bet it doesn't bro
Like yeah right
Fuck that
Phosphoric acid for you
Maybe, I don't know
What's this?
I was sexually assaulted by my childhood hero?
What's this?
I was sexually assaulted by a child of your hero? Well that's a dark way to look at it
We view this as hilarious
Is this... I'm assuming this is about the boys show
i've seen like people complaining that like there's something to happen it was
like sexual that people don't like i really don't
know what happened in the show i have no real yeah i i don't know anything about
it so yeah sorry to say the boy sucks now yeah i don't know that's usually how shows go people
criticize like the way that they were like talking about political
messaging but i don't really as i said i don't really watch it so i'm not sure You be careful, okay? I'm surprised that I have to watch out.
With all these Islamists running around...
We'll see about it.
Come on!
Breathe in.
Okay. I'm going down. The fascists are a minority.
You want to buy your bread and you think there's only antisemites?
There is no antisemitic! des antisémites
islamist muslim Okay.
Okay. Okay. What's he looking at me like that for? Oh, the cow! Every time it's a fascist.
The look on his face...
It's clear this is an Islamist.
And besides, he's blond.
Shit, I've fallen in love with a Nazi. Team America vibes, yeah. is I can't get up there. I'll take the stairs.
A Jew and a fascist! It's a trap!
I'm taking the stairs!
They're going to attack me!
Follow me, kiddo!
You have to be careful! I know you're not alone here. I take the stairs. They will attack me! He follows me, the bastard follows me.
I don't believe it.
The bastard wants to please me.
We're all going go down the stairs. Wow
Wow
Man I Think that's the way it is with a lot of people.
People listen to a lot of, you know...
They watch the news too much. And then when they're watching the news all the time
They're getting riled up, you know
They're getting emotionally elevated to the point where they get really excited about things and really upset.
So yeah, right-wing propaganda makes people afraid?
It's not just right-wing propaganda.
It's all propaganda.
Like it's not like, you know,
Republicans or right-wing people
are the only ones that do propaganda and make
people afraid,
bro.
Like all this shit about how like all the cops are like out there shooting
people constantly get the fuck out of here.
It's just,
that does no business.
It does no good for anybody. It's just, that does no business... it does no good
for anybody. It doesn't help
anybody to say that or think
that or put that out there.
Everybody is trying to put out this
crazy fucking propaganda about how like you go outside and it's like a
battle royale but like most people are just trying to get along and i'm sure that there
are like genuinely incompatible cultures, for sure.
But most people are probably not in that category.
Most people just want to get along.
That's about it.
Turned off Twitter and now I'm happy.
Yeah, yeah go to Walmart people are going
to be getting along man. That's the way
I see it. Most people just
want to get through life? Yeah exactly most
people just want to get through life. It is that fucking simple
People already blaming the right, imagine that?
Well they're gonna blame the people who
don't like and they're going to say
the people that do like are trying their best
to stop the people that they don't like
but it's not working so they've got to keep trying harder
that's the way it is with everything man it's really not that complicated
yeah i just want to get taco bell in game yeah i think there's a way a lot of it's
the way a lot of people feel let's be honest okay let's get started
what's this if you had 24 hours with me and i couldn't say no what would we do since we have
24 hours it's going to give us just enough time to learn how
the do the raging demon shortcut
so normally when you do the reading teaming
like punch like lunch
forward likely
that is five actions. One,
two, three, four,
five. Right?
So it looks like this.
Jesus
bro! This guy knows what he's doing. Holy fuck!
So it looks like this
Alright, so I'm gonna show you the easy way
The shortcut is going to be only three actions so it's light punch, light punch and
then forward like me and heavy punch all at the same time so it looks like this one two
three okay so allow me to demonstrate
all right damn Jesus.
I'm gonna be honest, like
I do feel like these are really fucking annoying
The me or the ps5 or like if you had made for 24 hours, what would we do bro?
It's so fucking annoying
Like it's like its's attention-whoring
at the highest level.
I'm trying to think, is there
a level that goes beyond this?
I'm not even fucking sure.
Yeah, comment farming? Yeah, exactly. It's an OnlyFans funnel? Of
course it is! Absolutely it is! What do you think that's happening? Yes, of course. Raid
Shadow Legends ads? Yes. Well that would be better actually.
Current state of Nintendo?
Excuse me sir! I do believe
I'd like to purchase one Game Boy K.
It's no longer possible
to make Nintendo eShop purchases for Wii U and 3DS.
Dirt!
But I'm willing to pay you!
Yeah...
Nope, no purchasing allowed.
I'm trying to be a good paying customer.
Why not put the games on Switch?
They aren't available on Switch!
Don't you have...
Why not make them available?
So, you could make your legacy content available there at any time.
Theoretically.
I'd like to purchase those games on the eShop
with my money!
Without resorting to piracyacy which you so thoroughly despise
So you should make them available for switch
Makes sense to me. Yeah, do it
We currently have no plans to offer closet content in other ways and also don't pirate our games.
I don't know why they do it to themselves, man!
I don't understand it. Yes! Fucking exact-
It's infuriating, yes because also like, I want Nintendo
to have it because if I get a new console,
I don't...
I want the save data.
This is a value that Steam provides
is that Steam has cloud saves
so I can go and play my save file on a Steam Deck or another PC, it's no big fucking deal.
But like you don't have that if you pirate the game. There are genuine values that Nintendo providing it could do,
could give you.
But we don't get those.
I don't know why.
Can't sell for old games at full price?
I mean,
you could just sell them for like five or ten dollars.
People would be probably happy with that.
Yeah.
They want to slowly funnel these old games and milk you dry like a money cow.
Well, the thing is, like,
I don't think that's even what's happening
because when you go to a legacy, like if you pirate the game they're not getting money and if you buy it from like a legacy shop or an antique game shop then they're also not getting the money either. It's not like Nintendo gets
a kickback from that. That's just
the way it is. So
why lazy motherfuckers? Yeah.
It just doesn't make sense to me
that people would do this.
It's so silly!
You can sell them at full price, people will buy it because it's more convenient?
Yeah, it's simply more convenient and easier to access.
Oh by the way, yesterday... So I was playing a game
Yesterday we saw this
I was playing
A game called Zenless Zone Zero
Now I have not had a chance to play it off stream that much so i have not completely formulated an
opinion however i played the game on stream for two days really one and a half days because i ended
a little bit earlier yesterday and after playing it for that much time
I can conclude that the game isn't very good so far.
I think it's not very good, and it is the weakest Toyoverse game
that probably...I mean Honk probably for its time was really good right
this isn't even good for its time it's bad so like this game would have been fine if it came
out after honkai impact 3rd but now now that Genshin has been out,
Wuthering Waves has been out.
People have seen Azure Pramilia.
They've seen Arknights Enfield.
They've seen Blue Protocol.
They've seen Wuthering Waves. I think there's another one
out there I'm not thinking of.
They've seen all these other games that are just the same style,
or Granblue Fantasy Relink.
You see
it's like the
It-it-the game is so shallow.
It's so, so shal-
It's a one dimensional game.
It's such a shallow game.
Reolink is not a gacha, though? Yeah, but it
plays the same, right? It basically
plays the same in a lot of cases. Like you're
building up characters, getting upgrade materials for
characters. You're not spending money, you're
spending time. So like, it's not the same but
ya know its close. Anyway so
Relic is a complete game. Absolute great
game 100% recommend it.
The game got
so bad and I was so
bored
that I started looking up
I'm not even kidding you
mattress stores.
That's right.
I was looking up mattress stores
on my phone while I was
playing the game, the last like 30 minutes of it, okay?
I ended
the stream, I went over and got the new mattress.
It's getting installed tomorrow.
I'm getting a new mattress tomorrow
it's going to happen.
Yes! I did it, I spent the money
I cleaned up part of my bedroom
There was a lot of stuff
I had no idea
So that...I've been sleeping in mold
I thought I got rid of it
Apparently fucking not There was even more mold in my room. That
was crazy, I had no idea.
So apparently did you guys know
that shoes can get mold on them?
I didn't know that could happen.
I found that out. I looked at some of my old vans from high school
that I hadn't gotten rid of and was nostalgic about it a little bit.
Oh man those are like my skater shoes, I want to have a skate in these shoes
you know its one of those things.
And so I looked at them and was like
maybe I'm not going to get rid of these.
Bro they were covered in mold!
It was so nasty!
Humidity...yes it was crazy. So
I had to throw away a bunch of
stuff bro like I threw away a ton of
shit but you know it's done
and the mold got up. Yeah
I've been sleeping in mold.
I can't even imagine that.
And it's been... Like, I threw away some of the moldy pillows too.
And yeah, that's what happens. Mold stays. It does.
Do you have air conditioning? No, I have air conditioning. I do. If it gets humid mold can get in. Well, I mean, it's probably
just been like that for a long period of
time. So yeah,
some of them... well no, I mean, I got
rid of the moldy pillows. There's two of them and I just put them out in the garage
because I'm going to wash those because I like
those. But yeah,
that's basically it. And so
you have a leaky roof?
I did but I don't anymore. I got my roof replaced
maybe five years ago, something like that.
So I went and I
got the new mattress and
I got a bed frame for the mattress. They're
going to install that, do and uh i went to target
you know i got a uh you know like a new set of sheets
a couple new pillows and um like five bags of beef jerky
Reese's peanut butter cups
brownies
uh
like these half-brownie
half-cookie
mix things
uh
and then I also got
oh pizza goldfish
dr. Pepper cream soda and
Fucking Oh protein bars
Yep Because I wanted to eat healthy and so yeah there it is
and uh that was pretty exciting i was gonna buy a new shirt or some new clothes but um
uh there's nothing there protein bars yeah yeah yeah there it is and a nice run
absolutely so yes i did get the mattress the mattress is getting installed tomorrow
it's happening i am very excited for this i it was a lot of money right but
i did it and it's done so yeah what mattress is it i got a tempurpedic
mattress uh i'll take a picture and show people.
Uh, I'm probably gonna have to, cause like
all the people over there... I might
clean the blood off the wall. I'm not sure
if I will or not. I might just put
a poster over it because that's easier.
But, you know, we'll see what happens.
Depends on when I end today and like,
you know, what I feel like doing at the end of the day.
So yeah take it step by step.
Yeah exactly, step-by-step.
And so, yeah...
That's basically what's going to happen and I'm excited
I am
Use Bleach? No just use Windex it'll be fine
I've done before. So yeah it's not a big deal
Thank you ZenlessOnZero. Yes,
I actually probably would not have gotten the mattress
if it wasn't for ZenlessOnZero.
So, huge
Ws for that game. Amazing
game. What a great game uh the
game is so bad that it made me want to actually improve
my life in real life
that's crazy like that's so bad like i had to result in love i had to
result to leveling up in real life holy fuck
yeah i guess it did change your life it did it did absolutely and so uh again you know
so sleeper bro bought a mattress yeah for real and uh anyway let's see i gotta think about what
else that i get done because like i've been trying to get my house cleaned up
uh what else was there oh um yeah there was the fruit that had turned into oil
like black uh like a black liquid i think it might have been bread.
I got rid of that, and then
I think there was something else...I got rid of that too
Yeah, I didn't know how that happened either. Did I take a picture
of that? Usually whenever I find something really crazy like that,
I will...I'll take a picture
of it. Oh no! It looks
like I didn't. Sorry guys.
Yeah, that's not gonna happen.
Anyway so uh... It's free penicillin? Yeah, I guess so right?
But yeah, I just wanted to give people an update for that because obviously you know
I did the whole video about mattress shopping everything etc. And
want to let you guys know it's actually finally fucking
happening. I am getting the new mattress
It is going to happen and
it's literally fucking tomorrow. So that's the plan,
and your home is more open and clean? Your mood will improve? Yeah I don't know about
that but we'll see what happens right one step at a time so yeah there you go
I figured i'd give an update
and there it is.
You're probably in a constant state of tripping?
Oh, yeah. I trip over cords all the time
but that's just the way it is, right?
Oh, I fell down my stairs the other day I forgot about
this yeah I fell down the stairs I was walking I was like really tired and I
fell down the stairs yeah a little fun little bonus event there. Good for you? Yeah, yeah.
Find that trip too much?
Are the stairs okay?
No, they're fucking dangerous. Remember when my dad
came over and I said watch out for the fucking stairs?
You break a hip? No.
I just fell down and
it hurt for like five
seconds, and then I got up and I kept going.
What do you mean?
Now, last time I fell down,
I fell down like three stairs.
And I remember because I stepped on my pants
and my pants were so long
that when I stepped on it
and it slid out from under me
and I remember I dropped... I had like my personal heater because we couldn't
afford heat in the house at that point and a soda and i just went like this whoop
i just dropped that and i remember i was sitting there, and I was like
um... A part of me was bleeding or something
and I was just laughing bro! I thought that shit was funny
I was sad that I didn't record it
But uh yeah, that's what
it was. Yeah, that's fine.
Someone doesn't care about falls? No!
I mean like...
There is no real way to get it fixed right?
I don't know how you
can fix this. Just fell down the stairs. Right? I mean, that's
nothing else you can really do about that.
But yeah, I'm probably
going to get... I had a
stair rail, but
I got rid of the stair rail in order to move a mattress upstairs so yeah it's
still like in the garage or something like that i can probably get it put back in for
like uh i could do that myself would probably take me like 30 minutes or so.
So yeah, it'd be no big deal.
Should we go up the stairs?
Get one of those stair chair
things? Oh, for old people?
No bro, I'm not going to use them.
So yeah. We for like people old people no bro i'm not going to use that so yeah wheelchair elevator for stairs yeah we'll see what happens but uh that's basically what happened yesterday
what's this guy landed on the wrong roof sky landed in the wrong roof. This guy landed in the wrong roof!
I'm in this happen before. was in fortnite
but i've had the same thing happen usually they'll come out and shoot you though
yeah has anybody else dropped until Tilted Towers and had this happen? oh oh That is nuts.
That's fucking crazy! Oh my god!
That dude
is smarter, dumb? I know.
That's crazy. Holy fucking
shit, man. There's no other roof to land on?
Well he just lands in the gra-
on the fuckin' sand right?
And uh... He's an idiot, he could have died
Yeah I know but he didn't which is what makes it cool
Yeah I know! Balls of steel? Yeah, yeah.
I mean if he had died it wouldn't have been
as funny to watch, right?
So yeah, of course.
Security guard's got a heart attack?
Yeah, exactly. Sauron build.
What's this?
Oh my god.
He's using the fucking helmet from the girl in the DLC.
Oh my... he's got the fuckin' madness eye.
How does it work so well? That's what's
crazy about this, is it works so fucking well.
Madness' OP and PvP? Yeah I think that a lot of people don't know how to deal with it.
It's badass as fuck. Yeah I think the way you deal with mad-bad attack
Is you have to move into the player which is like super counter
intuitive you know it's a bug yeah i haven't really i don't really do a lot of pvp it's just
not really my thing but uh it's crazy to see how people play at night it really is i like watching
people play pvp i don't necessarily play it myself
two-legged robot dog making a list.
He's gonna remember this.
Yep, he'll remember this That's what people really want the robots for right there anyway so um skynet was just revenge
yeah i guess so and uh it's just for science... yeah,
I don't know what to say but
I'm gonna be real like
It's kind of impressive
Like you take away the
Skynet element and watching how this thing doesn't
fall over. That's pretty fucking impressive, man.
I like it a lot.
Yeah, Skynet backstory unlocked, clearly.
And I think this is obviously
just going to keep getting better. Now, what they need
to do is... This is a bad
test. What you need to do is
go to San Francisco and
look for the zombies in San Francisco
apparently there's a lot of them, and you
send the robot over to them
with like a donut on top of it
and see if they can catch the robot.
That's how
you're gonna test if people can really knock it over.
Because nobody is going to put it to the test like they will.
Yeah, terrain test? Well this is the crackhead test but it's basically the same thing.
Put it on a freeway? Yeah exactly.
What's this?
The black lady who appeared in Tom and Jerry is indeed
a real character. The actress is African American
Galen on the Oscar she has to show her body without
her face to arouse the curiosity of children um
i guess that kind of makes sense
i didn't even know that what the fuck god damn yeah huh no I mean it's not there's nothing weird
about it right it's just it's just a terminology but yeah I had no idea
about this what the fuck yeah they were respectful to her wishes?
Yeah, I had no clue about that at all.
I saw this.
Bro!
I had no idea
this guy was like actually legit.
Let me see if i can find this.
Give me a minute.
Where the hell did this go?
God damn it!
Somehow I didn't find it, okay.
Well anyway...
Here we go.
This is Badlands Chugs
Badlands in a zone here i don't know the it's like a wave machine
jesus oh
ladies and gentlemen
Badlands Booker
a new world record
21 seconds on I heard that.
21 seconds, a new world record!
You guys can't see this it says fourth straight title.
What's so funny about this is look at the
other two guys.
If you look at
this guy's size,
this was the obvious
winner. Like you really think
this guy... You think Napoleon Dynamite
or Airsoft Fatty here
even had a fucking chance?
You think they even had a
slight fucking
1% chance, man.
This dude was built for it.
I had no fucking idea!
Oh my god.
I think they got obliterated.
Look at these guys.
It's not even remotely
fucking close.
Yeah, trained all his life
yes this is
insane man
as surprising as the barrel was good
at holding a drink though, yeah I know
holy fuck best competitive eaters
are slim? Well, not the drinkers
apparently. I'll tell you that.
Holy fuck! You can drive from drinking
so much liquid like this? Oh yeah,
for sure, that's definitely what could happen.
But if it doesn't happen, it would be bad
as Chugs he drank all...
Is this what I think it is?
This is what you want.
So
let's get it I remember this shit bro. Not the ocean, no!
Oh my god bro. This classic? Yeah I know man
Oh my fucking God
Is my creakwood dried up last night? Oh my fucking God.
Is my creakwood dried up last night?
Yeah, I guess so.
So that's what happened to the earth and Starfield.
Oh my God.
Jesus man.
This dude like I saw this.
This was fucking crazy.
I didn't even know like... Because I'm not a big drinker.
You know?
Like I can drink
maybe one and a half
of these a day. That's about it. Like for me,
It's always impressive to see people eat a lot of food because I could never
eat a lot of food.
I've never been a big eater.
It's just not something that I get into, right?
But can you chug it?
Absolutely not.
No, I don't know how people do this.
Watch the ending.
It gets better.
I don't know where it is.
Somebody have to link me
the rest of the video, man.
He was featured on ESPN for this chug?
I bet he was.
Like, I mean, look at the...
The other thing
is like, look at the technique.
Right?
The way he's moving.
Look at that.
Yeah, the form.
These other two guys...
Fucking... Yeah, the form. These other two guys?
Fucking casuals!
He's a veteran, yes! It's not even close! Oh my god grad step yes what a fucking machine yeah wow it's an
ash of war I guess so they. Dave Chappelle out of his time
What is this?
How can black people rise up and overcome?
How can they rise up and overcome?
The best thing is like in the 90s the early 90s there were actual like shows on daytime television where people would talk about shit like this.
Well, can they?
That is correct.
Operations that is acceptable. This is a rap lyric Separations.
That is acceptable! This is a rap lyric?
No, I'm sorry this is an actual question.
Alright.
There's a complex answer there.
That is correct!
Staying alive?
That is correct. Yeah, true.
Stop cutting each other's throat.
That also is correct!
How can black people rise up and overcome?
Get out and vote?
That would be incorrect on that one. vote? That is incorrect.
Oh!
This show was so good.
I remember I would watch like anytime this show
was on, I would never change the channel. You know, I This
was one of those shows where it's like if this is going
on and I'm watching it like that's it.
I'm locked in. yeah love that show absolutely
asmongold going to his streaming setup every day he will never clean his house it's a problem You know what? I wonder how many likes this has. this as What the fuck is this? I have to make a dog?
89,000 likes.
Oh my god!
Wow how many viewers? Like yeah, that's insane
Bro
I don't know how this has happened
I'm gonna be honest. I really don't
It just came out of fucking nowhere
Watch XQC's reaction to it. I saw it, I actually did see that
Yeah, your love though?
It's all in good fun? No
it is not
Let's read some of the comments from TikTokers
Okay? Wait what? Don't have? Wait, what?
I don't have an account.
No, I don't want to...
Can I just read the comments?
Oh, here we go.
I can just scroll down.
Okay, never mind.
Asmongold probably got the Dishonored Rats.
Asmongold has no haters?
Then I have left this...
If Asmongold has no haters
then I have left this world.
No, it's not in good fun.
These are people...
They fucking hate me.
Like, you've got to understand.
I am the example of everything wrong with the world okay
you have to understand this i despise asmongold with all of my being.
Let me explain.
I am an asshole, but I have plenty of friends.
I'm lazy, but I have plenty of money.
I'm bad at video games, but I beat them.
I live like an animal, but I am not fat.
Everything that should have happened not fat.
Everything that should have happened
didn't happen
and it makes people think just for
a few seconds that maybe spending all of this time investing into like oh
I'm gonna do this I'm going to live my life this way I'm going to be this way maybe they were wrong
the system is rigged, it does!
And so that's the thing
They see me sitting around
on my stream
I'm not even getting paid for it
and i'm still making money I don didn't give a shit, right?
Who cares?
Oh, it's not monetized.
Yeah, I'm making too much money."
Do you know how fucking mad that makes somebody who is like 19 and can't afford a fucking
phone? They're fucking furious
about this. And so they see
this shit, some 16-year-old
can't afford a new fucking video game
and he's got me like, oh yeah, I guess
we'll spend some more. Another $300
on this game. Oh, it doesn't matter. I just write it off
by taxes. Like, I fucking
hate this guy! Who is this
fucking guy? Like, why does he do this?
And yes!
People like to waste their time because they're fucking furious about it.
Yeah, Ultimate Bunny.
I'm gonna buy the ultimate bunny skin. Look at her butt.
Okay, I'm never going to use it again.
That was $100. Yeah, whatever.
Who cares?
Do you know how fucking mad that makes somebody?
The fucking furious.
And also all of these things go wrong.
All of these things happen wrong. All of these things happen, and people are still watching me! In fact, not only are people watching me...
Look at this!
Uh, where's it? Twitch track.
Uh
Look
Number six on the fucking platform
Why Why would this happen platform. Why?
Why would this happen?
Somebody who did
everything wrong,
who did every single
thing that you're not supposed to do.
You grow up being taught, don't be this person
and then this person has all the things you want to have
Yeah they're fucking mad
yeah they're pissed
furious brought to god yes that's it and fucking furies.
Protocode, yes that's it. Yeah with
an alt code. Yeah exactly. It's because you're very
authentic. Most people online are phony as hell
Oh I goof around and I fake shit
all the time. It just doesn't matter, I just say it's true. That's
just the way it is. I like to play things up for this stream
and it's an entertainment show. I like having fun.
What's wrong with that?
Yeah, because you're genuine, it's not
their only reason. There's a lot of reasons why.
But yeah, they're upset about it.
No, and I understand it.
I get it.
I totally understand it.
Being jealous is pointless though for the small minded?
Yeah, that's why they're on Twitter or sorry TikTok.
That's why they're on twitter or sorry tick tock that's why they're there
genuine question yesterday he has a right-wing grifter that likes to have his ego stroked
he'll capitulate to anyone who feeds his ego which are often
right wingers trump flag etc trump flag etc. Trump flag.
That's crazy! Ain't that something wow yeah so the american flag is the
trump flag i don't know if that really works
but yeah um a lot of people love getting mad about me. I despise Asmongold with all my being.
I hate him and his teeth blood. It's crazy to me Bro is in his 30s acting like a child.
Allow me to introduce you to conservative. is in his 30s acting like a child.
Allow me to introduce you to conservatives.
Bro's not acting like a child, that's
the average 30-something gamer guy with a
Funko Pop collection.
To be honest he just achieved his dream. He doesn't care about having a family, he just achieved his dream.
He doesn't care about having a family,
he just wants to play games and complete this for himself?
I'd argue that's happier than all of us.
Opposite bro!
Twitter and Reddit don't know what nuance is.
Man...
Man!
The thing is, like for me everybody's gonna have bad things. They hate you but they know everything
about you?
That's crazy, right?
Hoes mad.
True.
So they need to...
No, it's like I...
It's kind of surreal for me because like, you know I...
I mean
I don't like, I mean
I just go to the grocery store. store I get my food I talk to people like I mean
I don't really like talking people there but if you'll talk to me I'm normal like
that I just have good in the same place my
whole life like I really, like...
I never thought it would go this far.
I never did.
I never thought
this shit would happen.
You're also the top of r slash youtube? Oh, I am?
Yeah, I'm sure they are very happy. I don't know what I did wrong but it was something.
Well, that's almost always immediately political know what I did wrong, but it was something.
Well, how it's almost always immediately political?
Well, it's like these people get mad
because I don't have
the exact same views that
they do. Yeah, it's basically like
a celebrity really? I'm not really a celebrity
I just make YouTube videos, right?
It's not really a big deal but
yeah obviously people recognize me occasionally
or something like that but it's not that's
i mean who cares it's just a fucking like
wow you're making youtube videos that's crazy oh my god
yeah use the wrong words in the wrong sequence. Yeah exactly.
There it is and we shouldn't care about those comments
It's cause you have money and they don't?
No I mean, I don't really care
like obviously I would like if people didn't
have viewpoints right? If people didn't have viewpoints right
uh if people didn't dislike me i would like that more
but
but this is the next best thing right this is the next best thing and uh do people ask to get
pictures with you yeah yes sometimes for sure like i went out to dinner uh you know like before
my meeting and like people were like, yeah, I recognize it.
It was at the Texas Roadhouse.
But yeah, usually
it'll happen. It's not that big of a deal.
Like, I don't really give
a shit, to be honest. It's fine.
And I think you're popular precisely while you're polarizing?
I do think that a big
reason for it is because I
do everything that you're not supposed to
do and none of the bad things
that happen to people have happened to me.
Like, that's the reason why people get mad.
Because it directly refutes their entire worldview.
Yeah? it directly refutes their entire worldview internet gets people saying all things in real life oh yeah definitely and uh i love exactly
and so like yeah because like growing up like i said this. Because growing up... Like I said this before, right?
Growing up,
I never wanted to have a job.
All I wanted to do
was collect money from the government
and play video games all day
with my friends.
That's all I ever wanted to do.
I never liked... You know know what was your ideal career? Like I don't
know. What's the one where I don't have to do anything
like that's basically it. Yeah. One can dream
yeah, like I thought that was my plan even
whenever I was a little kid man
is That was my plan even whenever I was a little kid, man.
You should wash your health though?
Yep, all in that face. Oh yeah, I do.
That's why I was getting beef jerky. Beef jerky is very healthy.
Taylor is shaking right now because they can't shut down your opinions in the messy room.
People always find something bad to say
about me, it's not a big deal. There's endless
things to complain about.
Leslie Headland admits
she's using Star Wars and the Acolyte to push discussion on gender norms.
It's so wildly intentional.
What is this?
Okay, she's a showrunner of The Acolytes uh okay
she's the showrunner of The Acolyte
confirms that she's using the show to push
discussion on gender norms
speaking about costumes
and symbolism I love how this plays into gender norms
you have the slowly outfit that kamir uh has on with osha is a mech
i see people starting to pick up on that because he's so femme coded. Man.
Man.
Man. That's crazy. man
that's crazy and his clothes are the fact that he's cooking for her and he's very soft-spoken then you have her wearing the pants and being like
i'm gonna kill you i'm going to kill you.
I'm going to shank you.
It's so wildly intentional.
I don't know what to say.
She would go on to elaborate.
It's so clear what's going on.
So anybody that's picking up on it,
congrats. Awesome!
But again the dynamics had to be what they are after
what he did in episode 5. He cannot seem like an
alpha male intimidating we know what he is capable of
from five but that can cannot be as dynamic with her
it wouldn't make sense
We have to see this other side of him
Oh boy
This is also again
the story of the bad guys
Unlike Rey and Kylo, where Rey
is always in these lighter colors and he's in black
then the Sith would be in white and the character
would be really struggling with both sides and be wearing grey
it seems like that way.
The idea that men and women have set roles is a ridiculous idea?
No, it's not.
That's the way the world works.
Just because you rewrite Star Wars and pretend to RP
and, you know, LARP around like
this isn't the case while actors read
lines and pretend like that's not the way
the world works. You're going to go home
and in a hundred years nobody is going to remember the show but people are going to go home and in 100 years, nobody's going to remember the show.
But people are going to be acting the same way.
Men and women are different.
They have different roles in society.
It's fucking obvious.
I don't know what the complication is.
If you don't think this this you're delusional you've actually departed from reality like this is more unrealistic than star wars realistic than Star Wars.
Crazy! Pope Francis explains, it's true that masculinity and femininity are rigid categories possible to come some ways.
This is for fucking...Pope Francis, what the fuck?
Okay, nevertheless Hedlund might be trying to push the transgender ideology, given she's previously confirmed
a show to push disordered lifestyles. Yeah anyway so I'll talk about this for
a few minutes right? So basically
The people that try to push agendas like this and push these different...
Like, oh, this is the way we want people to think or see the world.
This will never work.
The reason why it won't work
is because
it is so contemporary.
This is something
that is only relevant
in the year 2024
and by 2030, nobody's
going to be thinking about this in this direction
anymore. You're going to look back
on this and just see it as like a badly
aged comedy movie from the 2000s.
It's going to look like garbage,
right? You can't force things in people? Yeah,
exactly. And there's
a lot of people that don't understand this
and I don't understand
where a lot of these neurotic women are coming from
that are trying to like reverse gender
roles and thinking that like
if you do this to a TV show
then maybe people in real life will act
differently.
Maybe stop basing your life around TV shows.
Yeah, they're angry? I don't know
what it is but it's
again, it's what I've
said before. It's the mental health crisis of America. That's what matters
exactly. Gender issues only exist in times of peace. Yeah, exactly. Like, I guarantee you like
you know um let's see the idea that men and women have set roles is a
ridiculous idea. I wonder if this person
thinks that women should sign up for the draft?
You
know? What an
interesting question.
Who should pay for the first date?
They should for equality, yes.
This is not something that they believe in.
These are people that are incredibly entitled that they believe in. They just want to,
these are people that are incredibly entitled
and they're like
they want to maintain
the privileges
that women have
while simultaneously
taking away things
that men have
and trying to reinvent the world in trying to like reinvent the world
in order to fit with their own neurotic worldview
please don't draft lemon will lose immediately one just saying right
uh... people clearly don't believe equality everybody knows Everybody knows that's not the case.
Everybody knows it. That's why people
say women and children first whenever they're evacuating
something.
It's coded into our
DNA. You're not going to just reinvent this with a Star Wars show.
It's so stupid, and I think the reason why
so many people are pushing back on it
is because it's so evidently antithetical to the way life is.
That's why people, that's the reason why people are just so against this
Because it's obviously fucking bullshit
Everybody can see it, and that's
why they're pissed.
Evacuate men first? Yeah, exactly.
I'll read a few of these comments,
and whoever said we'll lose immediately is on my side.
No, I'm not going to deal with that. I think they stopped
doing that nowadays. It's children and elderly
first? Maybe it is. I'm not sure.
But if
it's between men and women, it's going to be women
first. That's what makes sense. Gender roles exist
for a reason. It's not malicious. Yeah, I know.
I think that a lot of these people
if you were to ask them
what their relationship with the men
in their life is,
it would probably be very bad.
And I think this is also the case with the alpha male
right-wing influencers. It's the same
thing. If you look at their relationship
with a lot of women in their life,
it's probably really bad.
And like, oh, why do you think all women are trash?
Because you didn't have a girlfriend in high school
or you did and she cheated on you, right?
That's the real reason is that a lot of these people
that have these world views are just trying to work through personal trauma
and put that into put that world that personal trauma
and turn that into the way the world works.
Yeah, they're influenced by trauma. That's what it is. Unresolved
personal trauma. They are pushing it because they don't have a place in society
so they create their place while destroying what made us human?
Well, they're never going to have a place in society. That's it.
They never will. They are never going to fit in. Nobody is ever going to like them.
They're living at odds with biology. They're living at odds with reality and
at a certain point they will come to
realize this and they will
come to the realization that they've
wasted their time and wasted their life
around fighting for something that is literally against
their fucking genetic coding. Stop fucking fighting against this, it's so weird.
That's what Santa? Yeah, exactly.
This can be taken out of context so easily? Good! Have at it. Have fun.
I look forward to reading the threads about it.
You're doing the same with hygiene and exercising?
Yeah, you are right.
Yeah it's bad. I should exercise more and shower more for sure.
So that is the difference though, right? and shower more for sure.
So that's the difference though, right? If somebody says you eat
unhealthy or you do things that are unhealthy
I don't need to make a story
about a person who eats unhealthy
and then wins the Olympics
Like I'm not going to write a story about how who eats unhealthy and then wins the Olympics.
I'm not going to write a story about how there's
a guy that only drinks Dr Pepper and eats
Little Debbie zebra cakes, and he ends up
at 400 pounds and wins the olympics that's the difference
now i'll call it golf master oh yeah john daly i remember him
but uh yeah Now I'll call it Golfmaster. Oh yeah, John Daly? Yeah, I remember him. But uh...yeah, John Daly.
Most people don't realize that they give you content?
Yeah exactly, doesn't really matter to me.
Um, I'm probably not going to watch this if this is a concert and sfw there's
probably some girl flashing or something like that yeah i just got told to kill myself from
a game developer great Great
Alright let's see what this is
Do not buy this game
For those interested You literally misled the game store of the game.
The developers make it feel like the store that is in the game
is a full release.
Nothing could be further from the truth.
As you progress far enough in
the game you come across beta or coming soon text some achievements can
literally not be obtained because of this
also the balance and several levels is ridiculously bad
causing you to lose constantly
and have on other lower levels
so you can collect coins again until you can try again.
I've already wasted 12 hours trying to beat level 1, and I still
can't do it. The above problems
have been brought up many times by the community.
This always...
Excuse me.
This always results in a standard response from the developer but he doesn't do anything
about it do not buy unless the problems are addressed and the developers actually make
changes instead of just posting standard responses actions Actions speak louder than words.
I will also write to Steam support about this
since the developer has created achievements
that cannot be achieved and is misleading customers."
The developer responds, kill yourself! Oh, man.
Yeah, he spelled it wrong.
Oh my fucking god.
You know what?
Honestly, can you expect a different response from a game called Coin Pusher?
Yes, exactly! You're playing a casino game.
What do you think? Like it's supposed to be a scam.
If it's not a scam, it's false advertising.
WTF report him and contact Steam and other
services about this.
Am I the only
person that, like...
This is going to be probably a really unpopular opinion
but I really like whenever developers tell us how they
really feel. Because at that point at least you know
you're dealing with a real person. Now you're dealing with a real asshole but it's still a real person.
I want the honesty. Yeah if the developers like...
I remember whenever Mike Ybarra said oh yeah Asmone doesn't like WoW now?
Yeah of course he doesn't because he sucks.
He was the president
at Blizzard at the time. That was fucking
hilarious.
I'm like alright great you know now we got
a real dialogue going on. Now I'm talking to a real person
this isn't a PR machine or anything like that
it's a real fucking person
like a real person over a lying rat, exactly
was he wrong? He was completely wrong
absolutely he was wrong but you know what?
At least your talking to a real person.
I've got no problem with that.
Better than Corpo speak that says nothing.
We hear you.
No you don't!
Shut up, bitch.
You know they're thinking this.
Like whenever they sit down for lunch,
they're fucking saying this shit all the time.
Absolutely.
Reported the death...
God, bro.
Oh my god.
Oh, fuck.
Oh my god, I just-
I think this shit's fucking funny man.
I'm gonna be like, report it!
This is the right place to go so much as death
thought you could slap a kill yourself
and move on like nothing happened you know what's really
funny is i bet nothing will happen i wonder if it will 120 30 hours in a
game called point pitcher yeah it's an indie game you can take a
lock and leave it open yeah that's probably true
what do you expect from trash casino
games awful scene with terrible people what do you mean casino games are wait
you're saying casino games or scams no no No.
No!
Absolutely not!
As a human, this being,
this is unacceptable. It's never okay to tell someone to kill himself.
... it's never okay to tell someone to kill himself. It's really weird for me to read comments like this.
Because I've been on the internet For nearly 25 years
And it's like in the last three or five years so many of these people
have these people have emerged.
And before then, this was the norm. Like we had a high school teacher who would tell us to kill ourselves. Cody had the same teacher tell you the same thing! That's just the way it was I don't understand like what what happened man
suicide rates gone up people are now more sensitive to it maybe you're right but it's
just crazy for me to read this because like in my mind 2008 wasn't that long ago right it was like maybe like five ten years
ago in my mind no i know it was like way longer but
like that's what i'm thinking it's nuts, man!
I grew up hearing things like this? Yeah!
People getting so upset about this...
This is crazy.
Review Down Bomb Lawsuit if you really
want to push things further? Oh my god,
bro, like...
Jesus Christ.
This OP's in a good mental state, didn't create bad consequences? Holy fuck bro.
Overly serious emotionally unstable redditors. Here's my fucking
advice. If you
are emotionally
unstable, get the fuck
off the internet.
And I know that obviously it doesn't justify
the behavior, and I'm not trying to
justify the behavior, but
here's what I am going to say.
It's gonna fucking happen.
So if you want to go... It's like you can go into a swamp
But if a snake bites you, you shouldn't have been in the fucking swamp
Now you still want- yeah, snake is still bad. It's a bad thing that happened
But why the fuck do you go in a swamp?
What are you doing? You put your hand
in a beehive and you get
your hand stung. You say
damn bro, like why would they do this to me?
Get your fucking hand out out the beehive.
What are you doing? So people go courting disaster.
They go courting things that are bad for them and then they cry when they happen.
It's so exhausting!
It's so fucking exhausting, get the fuck off the internet if this is going to upset you
The whole world is not going to whether
you think it should or not it's not going to baby proof everything and it's
not going to uh bubble wrap everything and make sure the whole world is a padded room for you
to bounce around in. That's not the way the world works.
It's so annoying!
Yeah, get the fuck off
the internet, man.
Jesus.
It shouldn't be why you're there?
It should be how you go about being there?
Yeah, it's just weird.
But then you'll... But then you'll be sad about Technoblade and make a clip about men's health. Was Technoblade a suicide? I don't even remember.
It was such a long time ago. I thought that he died
from like a disease.
It was cancer.
Yeah, yeah.
That's what I thought.
So what do you bring up?
Technoblade.
What?
You don't even know what you're talking about, you're trying to do like this emotional
blackmail thing right but like you
don't even know what you're talking about.
Bro
like yeah people are still gonna do it and also
like again
whenever I see stuff like this I always
think about it from the perspective of like what
makes it go away most your viewers
are emotional no they're not it's just there's always
going to be emotional people that come into the chat because they hear me say
something like this and they automate like they automatically assume that
like i'm saying like this is a good thing the developer's saying it, right?
Obviously it's a mean thing to say you shouldn't
say that. But
I would rather people talk like this
than people just talking all these
platitudes and euphemisms, right?
I would prefer that. That's my personal
opinion, right? And I'm not...
If somebody says I'm wrong for that, that's fine.
I don't care. I'm still not changing
my mind. So yeah.
If people get mad and they they start crying about like this get off the internet man yeah stop getting up stepped
stop getting mad etc emotional people are more likely to throw comments before thinking
about it yeah exactly from a business standpoint telling a customer to kill themselves isn't the
best approach yeah but it's not the worst approach either
because like you look at the tobacco industry
they've been doing that for years. They don't
tell them, they just do it
yeah, no
I mean, no it works, there's plenty of industries that are built around killing people.
What do you mean?
Who cares? Yeah there we go!
Games... Gamba industry can do whatever wants.
Yeah bro, people love gamba industry can do whatever wants. Yeah, bro people love Gamba
There's their crap on your shirt. No, it's just a
It was just a fucking sure
Ultimate what the fuck who cares? it's all right to report such language
oh i would report him too you know why i would report them because he made the
game bad and the game was bad and i wouldn't even i would report him so this
is something i would do in wow is that when I made somebody mad and they started DMing
me, I would make them more mad
and make them use profanity
and break the terms of service. And then I would
report them in order to get them
suspended. Like, I would keep riling them up
more and more and more until they say
something against the TOS then I would report
There it is right? Well the thing
my perspective is like if you are making me mad
My goal is to do whatever I can to make your life worse
So why would I want to argue with you when I could get your account suspended?
Because that would be even
better. So it's like
I don't think about from the perspective of
what's fair, I think about it from a
perspective of like, what's the farthest
I can go?
Yeah, like a rat. Absolutely. Absolutely
Yeah if somebody else is acting like a rat
I could get right down there with them
Yep, there you go
That's a Redditor move?
Hey! I've been doing this since before Reddit existed.
I was doing this in high school.
It was one of my favorite things to do.
King of the rats, absolutely.
Yeah, cancel culture bad?
Oh, the thing is that...
Yeah, it's stupid
that you can get suspended by it.
But if I can use it to fuck somebody over
of course I'm going to do it.
That's the fun part.
What do you mean?
Twitch when they finally get ads on Zach Rahr.
Twitch when Zach starts a third channel.
Oh my god...
The third channel
Man Asmonrar, that would be really Man.
Asmon Rahr, that would be really fucking funny if I did this.
To be fair, like, this would be really fucking funny.
This is so stupid.
There's a big part of me that wants to do this
just because of that.
That'd be hilarious. Do it for meme history?
I guess
so.
Third channel name,
I don't know what
I would call it now
and I really don't.
Does he dare try?
I genuinely
don't understand
why he doesn't go back
to his main channel.
Yeah, neither do I.
Okay? Like, I don't have a reason
for it. I don't have an explanation.
It's just a weird mental block,
and I can't give people a more satisfying answer.
Sorry.
Would someone be so kind as to give me a tlr i'm the main channel
aha yeah sure for sure go to kick and wait for twitch to fix their moderation kick is
a cesspool most streamers are literally retarded. People said the same
thing about Twitch, uh wish he'd stream
on YouTube too but oh well maybe
maybe I could try that
still being subbed to his main channel since day one
gotta keep the badge
oh man oh man channel since day one. Gotta keep the badge. Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Zach Farrar's channel is the singular reason I watch Twitch
instead of just watching YouTube videos tuning into a stream
I instantly get hit with ads.
I will do whatever I can to minimize the amount of ads. I will do whatever I can to, like, minimize
the amount of ads and I will always
do that because I just don't
like ads that much and I think
that they're annoying. Like, that's
really about it. Fuck Twitch and streamers for giving max ads
you okay okay so i want to make sure this is very clear so streamers
and by the way we have so many ads on youtube i do sponsor streams i never by the way, we have so many ads on YouTube. I do sponsor streams.
By the way, I never want to appear as a guy
who's trying to talk down on people who are trying to get money
If you're trying to get money. If you're trying to get money,
go for it!
Go for it!
Do it! I'm not virtue signaling
about this at all. This is the way I feel
This is my own personal choice It doesn't make me morally better than anybody
There's no like weird ego shit going on
this is just what I feel like doing because I don't really give a fuck right that's it and so in its personal choice
Anyway, I want to make sure i make that clear next thing um
i i want people to understand like with the
twitch ad incentive program a lot of people don't understand how it works.
People...
How many times have you had somebody
stream or say, and there are some
exceptions to this that actually do make sense.
Like one exception to this...
I don't...
I don't
know if it's... Yeah, I guess it must be, right?
Like Hassan, right?
Hassan has to run an ad every hour like he
has to do that like that's part of his contract as far as i know
and so other than that and this is also by the
way it was a contract that he signed.
Like, he chose to have this contract. He wanted to have this contract.
He signed and says yes I want this contract.
All of these other people...
They did not sign a contract. But
they are signing a monthly deal and the way that it works
might be different now is that you
basically get paid for a certain amount of ad density on your channel
based off of your average viewership so you agree with twitch that twitch will give
you this amount of money and you will run
six minutes of ads an hour or eight minutes of ads an hour
or four minutes of ads an hour. Those are real numbers, I've seen them
i've had friends show them to me. So when a streamer complains that they have to run ads,
They are complaining about this because
they signed up to run ads. It's not like Twitch is making them
do this.
Twitch gave them the opportunity to make more money,
which is totally fine.
But let's not blame this on Twitch.
And let's also talk about how much money it is.
I had a friend of mine...
This person gets under
1,000 viewers.
I'm just-I'm not gonna say a name
I'm not going to do anything like that
They get under-actually I'm gonna going to say a name. I'm not going to do anything like that. They get under...
Actually,
I'm going to go even farther.
They get under 600 viewers.
They showed me their payouts
for the highest amount. It was $8,000 outs.
For the highest amount, it was $8,000 a month.
This was a while ago.
The rates may have changed. Other things
like that, $ eight thousand dollars a month
that's on the top on top like i'm not talking about subs
i'm not talking about other shit right uh donations etc
like eight fucking thousand dollars so you have other shit, right? Donations, etc. Like $8 fucking
thousand dollars. So you have a situation
where streamers are
being incentivized to
effectively sell out their channel
and I find this to be problematic now
the truth is that i think that this this is problematic
in practice right or sorry in theory but the practice of it does not indicate
anything and i want to show this right now so if you go and
you look at twitch tracker and you look at statistics and the overview for how
many people are using twitch wow it's actually going down a lot.
This is crazy! It was not like this. Now it's actually going...
Holy shit! Hold up! Hold up! now it's actually going to holy shit hole up hole up guys is twitch dying? Oh my god.
Kick and YouTube.
Oh my god.
They lost Korea?
True.
There's a Korean streamer girl that used to stream on Twitch, and she can't do that anymore because of this. back to normal yeah exactly summer vacation european football etc um easy literally easy disproof
July August September
let's look at
March April May June
March
April May June 2021 March March, April, May, June.
2021, March, April, May, June.
Let's look at 2019.
March, April, May, June.
This is not a reflected pattern
at any other point in time. Your conclusion
does not seem to be supported by evidence.
COVID though?
Yeah but COVID wasn't in 2019.
Yeah I... that's why I looked at 2019 because
I knew people would bring that up. 2020?
Okay so if you read this number what does this number say
uh oh it might be actually hard for people to read how about now is that better
yes yeah okay so I know
I thought of that
there are a lot of
think about it like this
There's only one right way to read a graph
but there's infinitely many wrong ways
So, it makes sense that people will get it wrong
Okay? People trying to gotcha? Well,
people don't know how graphs work. See
the reason why people can't understand
this data is the reason
why people don't vote for better candidates
in politics because nobody can understand what the national
budget is but everybody can understand if a man is actually a man or a woman is actually
a woman and so there and who what bathrooms they should use that's something that's easy to understand
so that's what people are talking about that's the reason there it is fair point yeah people
are like and i'm gonna this is a conspiracy. I don't have a tinfoil hat,
but you know, this will have to do.
Um, I think that people
and young people in America
in public schools are being intentionally
misinformed.
I think that they're being taught
intentionally stupid things
and I think it's on purpose
And people are being...
It's designed for people to be stupid
They're intentionally kept stupid.
Yes, I think that's what's happening. But yeah
if you look at these numbers here, January
2.6k
July
2 million right? Sorry 2.6 million to 2 million
so 2.62 million that's obviously uh six
so that would be um about a 22 decrease
right and so that maybe 21 somewhere around there that is a crazy decrease
losing 20 of your people over 20 of your people in, what would it be?
Seven months, six months.
That is crazy.
July just started.
That's true.
July just started, but that won't matter.
Why would
July just starting matter?
It's a seven-day average?
Yeah, but an average like it's a small sample size so you think that the man
man what is your argumentation?
That because there's a small sample size you think that
There's a six month trend in one direction
But you think this smaller sample size will in some counterintuitive way actually when it's fully
investigated indicate the opposite trend what what precedent do you have for that
that's well how do you How do you come to that conclusion?
Like, I don't
understand.
It would be less severe?
Good point. You could be right about that. and i think we'll have to find out but
it would go different i don't think so at all 25 isn't small yeah no it's not anyway
so uh its first weekend this month? Oh god. Okay anyway...
Twitch... I hope that people have reached the end of the ads right? Like there's been too many fucking
ads on this website.
It is crazy.
Like if I want to watch somebody stream
I can't do it because of how
many ads there are.
I don't know what to... Oh, there's a spider on the wall.
That's one of the...
He's fine.
No, no. He's the small one, right?
Yeah, no, it's okay.
Yeah, I got to get turbo.
You should get turbo, absolutely. Spider's good.
No, there's a few of the bad boys
so I have these spiders downstairs.
And basically
so there was this spider. It was like
the size of
it was the size of
the top of a soda can. It's like this big right?
It was like this big of a spider maybe the legs were a little bit more
and it was in my sink!
And I was like well what is this? There's a spider on my
sink so obviously I got a knife
I was going to stab the spider to death or like cut it in half
and I tried to do it
and it was really late.
I was like tired
and I'm just like,
oh fuck right
and I didn't get him.
He got away from me, and they almost never
get away from me. But he did! He got away. I said fuck it alright you're good.
You know you've passed the natural selection test
And now he lives in the house
that's it no scissors yeah i didn't know what for scissors i didn't find a gap
yet now he's in the house
hero stout exactly as if often survivor man house. He roached out, yeah exactly, he's a fucking
survivor man. I also looked
up what kind of spider it was
etc. This one let's see
is he going to pass the natural selection test
he's getting too close to me
alright let's find out i'm just gonna
smash him with my hand ah
all right No, no bro like he heard me. It's like he fucking heard me. I have a to-do list. Oh, oh wait for the second
Well now he's making me mad
He thinks he is going to walk around. Okay here we go
Sounds like somebody just got selected.
We're good. Wash hands?
Okay.
Ah! That's good.
Is this crying? It's not a big deal, people eat bugs all the time it's not a big deal.
What are you all crying about what are y'all getting upset about it's not a big deal. People eat bugs all the time, it's not a big deal. What are y'all crying about?
What are y'all getting upset about? It's fine.
Palms off, yeah, it's okay.
I've eaten
poison before. It doesn't bother me at all.
Like as I said said i can drink i can put my uh my tongue on a lemon
like a raw lemon that feels just like water to me
it's just like water. Because I drank so much soda!
For content? Yeah, exactly.
Anyway, I'll go back to this
right? I want to get back to this.
So... and by the way there's only like one leg on my hand who cares right?
There's barely even that!
So who gives a fuck?
Anyways so uh yeah it's not like all the guts were on there and anyways
yeah so there's a bunch of ads but like what i'm saying is like people basically
they get given a deal that is such a good deal
that it's like basically Twitch is paying them
to kill their channel.
And I think that's what happens with a lot of these people,
and you get presented
with like do you want to make top 10 wealth for a first world country or do
you want to play less ads? And like,
you ask a normal person,
right.
Like an average,
like,
you know,
you're 28.
Um,
you've been a streamer for three years.
You know,
like I think that if you're not making
$100,000
a year as a streamer
you should look for another job.
And
I'm going to explain why.
I think Miz said this, and he's very right
The reason why is because streaming for
95% of people doesn't last.
And whenever I say 95%,
I'm talking about 95% of the 99.9%
that are actually successful.
So like you're talking about,
like you already take the top point one percent and then ninety five percent of
that top point one percent will not last
and if I think back for myself, right?
When I first started streaming
How many of the people that were popular then are still popular
and how many of them are not
Right? So like you look at live channels um let's see who
else do we have who's on today uh lyric the legend the uh, the timeless one
Lyric absolutely
100% with him but a lot of
these other people right? Like Rubius
I think was kind of around but like not
as much as he was. Chance was around obviously
but you scroll down and you see some
of these people
These are newer people
A lot of these people are newer
They came in the last three years
And I remember whenever or newer. They came in the last like three years, last five years.
And I remember whenever my channel popped off and this was in
2018 so... yeah
2018 and I went from getting like uh
like fucking like 10k viewers to
um like maybe like 2030k in one
month. And it was crazy.
Kai destroyed
it? Yeah, well, Kai popped the fuck off.
You have people like Kai,
Keso, Jinxy,
Playboy Max. Let's see
what are the other ones? Sketch
Bruce
right? Bruce look at Bruce popped off for a while
like he's gone through like much of drama
bullshit, right? But like for a while
bro, he was popping off
Aiden, yeah, Aiden. Thor, look at Thor
right? Very new streamer. Speed. Yep, there you
go.
And you're under Gandhi whenever
Classic came out? Oh yeah, for sure. But like I'm
just saying in general, right?
Neon? I don't know about
Neon. He was
a lot of U-Botting etc., right?
Bruce fall off so fucking hard.
Look, I...
Like...
I just think it's sad.
I always liked Bruce, like
I-I think it's sad.
I hope he can get his shit together at some point and like you know because he's
like like whenever bruce was at his best he was so funny and so likable now i just hope
he can get back to that right he can like if he goes back and
he does frames like it used to he'll build it back up it'll take time
but uh it's up to him it's his own decision
he crashed out yeah but you can always put it in reverse
you can always put it in reverse. You could always get a new car.
This one's about the high payouts for low viewers?
What about it?
Yeah, Bruce still funny?
Yeah, yeah, you can put it in reverse.
There you go. And so,
he's got to do something. But here's what I'm really trying to get at, right?
People don't understand.
A lot of these streamers,
they're running all these ads and they're going to kill their channel by doing it.
I think what happens
and what will end up happening is that... I think what happens. And,
What will end up happening is that
you're gonna have less streamers
the Turbo payouts are helping a lot more people
getting Turbo and streamers are getting credited for it
I think that's great Like, I would recommend everybody to get Turbo.
However,
you'll never have
a free service will
never have a conversion rate to payments.
Remember we talked about those,
I can't say who it was
that we talked about this
but we've talked to people at Sven
about this exact topic and you know
It's true like you always have a very
low conversion rate yeah yeah
and so you will never have
more than 20% 15%
conversion rate of getting people
who are using a free service to pay for it.
So what ends up happening is that people that are using this free service
It's a very bad value proposition
to degrade the quality of your product in order to force
people to pay for it.
It's antagonistic in nature.
So I worry that people will move off of Twitch
if it gets bad enough.
And,
I'm gonna be real guys.
This is a very
bad six months
for Twitch.
Especially if this trend continues in
July, and people are right
that this trend could change
but this is a very, very
bad trend. Kick is rising? I don't know. I think kick is... you
know, I'd have to look and see it for myself. Nads are getting longer
and longer. It's just too much. Ads are not the reason why a stream will die.
It seems so counterintuitive. Feels like most people don't actively watch streams
it's almost in the background so ads don't bother them that much
They're not bad but they're also not good
They're not adding anything with any sort of like
real value
they are making the experience
worse and you will have people
that will leave for ads
it's crazy kick is dead as fuck I mean I don't know for ads.
It's crazy, kick is dead as fuck. I mean, I don't know, it depends on
who's on and what time it is.
But yeah, streamers are getting paid out
for these ads, that's what it is.
If you're watching an ad, then realize I don't care
what's on stream and then go to another
streamer and it's the same ad again. Instant
YouTube swap? Yeah, I've had that happen
too where like I justI just don't use Twitch
or like I have
I have Twitch open
and then I'll look at a stream
And it will have an ad and its annoying
and I end up going to YouTube. Because like the YouTube ads...
YouTube has ads
but
I can just skip the ad after
15 or 5 seconds
The Twitch ads are really bad because they're like minimum
30 seconds and there's
usually a chain of them.
You're sitting there watching
at a minute and 30 seconds of ads.
That's crazy. There is a crazy
amount of ads, whereas on YouTube
yeah I get ads but they're not really
annoying to me
They are not as annoying to me
Finish my Wukong costume what What's this? Holy fuck, this is good! Oh my god...
Yeah I saw some people at Anime Expo and shit like that, man. Like I thought about
going to Anime Expo. I think that could be kind
of fun but I feel like I would be
uh... I don't know. Maybe
people would like... Because there's a lot
of anime profiles that don't like me on Twitter right?
And so yeah I don't know if I want to do that.
So we'll see what happens but uh it smells
Yeah but I don't really have a sense of smell
I can't smell hardly anything
Whenever I pull this guy up smell hardly anything.
Whenever I pull this guy up, there's like eight ads.
Yeah, it's just too many fucking ads, man.
If it's in
the game, it's to be used. Even the
game's creator uses the strongest thing. Everything sucks,
The greatest truth is that there is only
one correct way to play Elden Ring
as Souls-like. Introducing the Lobotomy Run
Ultimately, the biggest weapon we need
to get rid of is our own prefrontal cortex.
Think about it with me. This is the part of the brain
that recognizes patterns.
This way after dying different times to this same enemy
you will memorize its movements thus
beat at some point. This is incorrect and makes the game
trivial making things much easier
So the real way to play this is simply
get rid of memorization a lobotomy
If you didn't do the lobotomy
You didn't really kill the boss. Well,
the fact is that I played Classic WoW
and there's plenty of people that play like
they have a lobotomy anyway. You don't even need to
do that. Driver
breaks the law? What's this?
Let's see what's going on here.
Okay. I feel like I'm watching Grand Theft Auto.
Yeah, you really fucked up, man.
But you real... like there's no reason for this
there's no re you didn't need to hit him.
Come on! Look at that time, that's like a whole second almost.
The cop ran in the red? Of course he ran in the red! Okay.
It's the cop's fault? No, he had his lights on. The cop had his lights on.
Look. had his lights on look
yeah the officer has lights on like the cop's not wrong
yes still his fault no, it's literally not.
It's literally
not his fault. He has his lights on. That's what the cops should do.
So this is the... Domas Chatters, yeah, that's the cops should do. So this is the...
Yeah, that's the way it works.
It literally is.
It's definitely the cop's fault.
Bro, like, cop is not at fault
at all here.
He's not.
Also, like, am i the only person who whenever
i was learning to drive my parents like especially my dad told
me just because the light screen doesn't mean that it's time
it's good for you to go.
Because there's been so many times
where I would have hit somebody that was running
a red. Yeah, exactly.
So it's like safe driving.
Like, I feel like this dude...
Like, yes, obviously the cop is responding to a crime
that's being immediately committed in real time
like this person right here
that literally just ran a red light.
Yeah? this person right here that literally just ran a red light cops need to be able to directly and immediately respond to crimes
that's what they're there for so So, if you were to say the cop is at fault
You would have to say that the cop doing the function
The cop is made to do is wrong
Which is not true
You can't have people running red lights
the other officer is clearly chasing that guy that's also another really good point
it does seem like the other officer, this guy coming up here.
Yeah, bro.
He immediately goes...
Yeah, there it is.
Is he already fleeing? Exactly. So I think this guy totally
fucked up. Absolutely.
The light was green for the guy? It WAS green.
But so here in...
Maybe you guys are
in another country
so it's different
but here in the US
if the light is green
and there's an ambulance
a fire truck
or a police car they have like an ambulance a fire to uh a fire truck or
a police car they have like insta right away
if they have their lights on like if they have their lights on that
overrules traffic laws.
Yeah, same thing.
I don't know how it is in Europe.
I've never been to Europe.
But yeah,
totally overrules traffic laws.
So yeah,
the guy was not wrong.
Now if he didn't have
his lights on
then yeah, I could see that being not the case but
also i've seen cops turn their lights on
every single time they do that i've had a a cop turn their lights on on me.
It plays a sound.
It's like the siren or the horn.
Is that thing in Sweden? Yeah, yeah, no doubt.
It's the same, still cops' fault?
I don't think it is.
I don't think that there's any logic
of that. The police have a duty
of care when crossing so it swings both ways. Yeah, but this guy
was clearly evading a police officer. That's why
the cop immediately got out and arrested him.
Right? Like what do you think the odds of that are?
Come on. Like let's be honest.
Like the guy was in the middle of committing a crime
it's not like this was a normal
average driver
yeah exactly
driver was speeding even on green
maybe, it's hard to say.
Let's see here. But no, totally
support the cop. Cop's totally in the right.
The guy's a fucking moron and it's totally
his fault. Let's see here.
These are Nietzsche goods from Pakistan and this is how they walk what's this back man
that is crazy it's fucking sick yeah i know it's biden followers
and biden followers will say this is
Trump followers. Absolutely.
There it is. You skipped the letter because I saw
it yesterday. That's the reason why.
Yeah, that's actually really good.
Me walking into the club in 2006. yeah
yeah
man
the whole crew?
Jesus.
How is the music so good, man?
V Rising Vampire Valheim?
What the hell is this?
Is it a short movie? What the hell is this? Is it a short movie?
I don't know.
Oh, this is just a fucking...
Here's your pie chart.
Oh no.
Gentlemen? Gentlemen
We have the data
Yesterday I said that
I wanted a pie chart
For how much time did I actually spent
playing Xen Lissane Zero
versus how much time I spent
in cutscenes.
Now, what does kinda
playing mean?
I'm assuming
kind of playing means
maybe moving the
TV thing around.
And this is cut scenes,
yeah it's probably moving
the TV around.
So I'm going to be honest.
I'm surprised it's this high.
13%.
That's pretty good.
Walking between scenes?
Yeah, exactly.
Reminds me of Final Fantasy XIV.
Well, the thing about
Final Fantasy XIV is that
this story was like better
so it wasn't as bad.
You didn't need to be critical of it and get mad about
because this story is more enjoyable.
This story is not that good.
I don't think it's very
good, like... And the reason why is
that it's too meandering.
Like, have you ever, like...
There's nothing that I hate more than a person
trying to tell me something that doesn't get to the point.
Like, if somebody's trying to
explain something to me and they don't explain
it to me concisely in plain English
and they start like they're talking about
something and then like they're bringing about something and then, like, they're bringing up
okay, uh, you know, some other thing that's
like irrelevant. Like I am immediately
my brain just like turns off
I'm like, okay this person is fucking
annoying me. That's one of the worst? Yeah, exactly.
I hate that. Beating around a bush? Yeah, exactly.
And so
this is kind of the same thing. They're trying to get
the 500 reward count? Yeah, exactly.
Create a copy if you want to change anything on the pivot tables.
Terms, explanation, event, what happened during the time
duration... This is a spreadsheet of
Asmongold time played
Playing or not
Event distribution Battle? This is playing Playing or not event distribution.
Battle, this is playing arcade gameplay.
Cat...
Okay so that's the cat game play.
Skippable TV quote game play.
Unskippable- Yeah so so kind of playing was the TV.
Okay. And then right here is the skippable stuff.
And then unskippable is right here. This
is a small amount. Okay,
so even if I only did the unskippable amount it would be 50 50 at the best
i feel like zzz story front loads too much and bars you out of content for
too long compared to star rail i I completely agree, any game with
a long exposition is fucking annoying.
I hate that. It's
so, so obnoxious.
This
is amazing. Thank you.
This is exactly what I was looking for.
It reeks of bad writing, but it's also
bad writing too. I'm going to be totally honest i think the characters
i think everything about zenless zone zero is just very very shallow i think
the combat is shallow i think the gameplay is shallow i think the world is shallow. I think the gameplay is shallow. I think
the world is shallow. I think the characters
are boring.
Nothing
about it is like...
It's just not deep at all, right?
The fan service is shallow.
Yeah, it is.
I thought you liked the yesterday.
I think it's okay, right?
And again, it's a five or six And like, I think it's again,
that's a five or six game.
Sure.
But I said Starfield was a five or a six
and I talk about
Starfield being bad
all the time.
Like I don't even play
the games that I really
think are a one or a two
right?
Nobody does. You wanna know the game
that's an actual one or two?
I'll show you a game that's an actual
one or two. Banana
This is a one
or a two. Okay?
This one sucked.
Gogshit.
So no, I'm not going to say that everyone would like it when they're getting paid
to play it. Oh, I didn't take a sponsor for this game.
I felt the same way about Penicone.
Too many words.
Words.
Far too little gameplay in his story.
Yeah, but the Penicone story was better.
So it was more okay to deal with.
Let's see here.
Dragon Age?
Uh... Is this the new game right here?
The new ogres are horrible, the art style for Darkspawn hurt my soul.
... for Darkspawn hurt my soul?
I don't think this is that much worse.
I'm going to be honest,
I really don't think
this is a good example.
Okay. I really don't think this is a good example. Disney Draw Line?
Hey, I'm not saying it's good.
I'm not saying it's good. I'm not saying it's good,
I'm just saying I don't think it's
that bad.
Are they mad because it's a change
in direction? Yeah. BioWare
is gone. Few if any that made the studio are still there. Seems unlikely
we'll ever get the same quality from them again. Well just be happy you got it in the
first place man. The model on the left looks like a big ape,
the one on the right wants someone to say Yas Queen?
I don't...
I really don't think this is a good example
of it being bad.
I don't.
I don't think it's that big of a deal.
Maybe I'm crazy, guys. Maybe I'm fucking crazy
but I don't think it's that big of a deal.
Truth on direction? Both are bad, maybe.
Looks like a nitpick?
Yeah, I think there'll be many more
things to complain about
beyond that. Putting the DLC map over
the main game with the tower in the middle is crazy. To be fair, a lot of this is unexplorable.
I mean, yeah,
I think that the DLC
is about one-third
the size of the base game.
Like if I had to guess, like yeah, probably
about one-third.
Just say you don't like the game, no need
to nitpick? Well, I mean again, when
Dragon Age comes out, I will 100%
play this game. Right? Just for
nothing else than the YouTube video, right?
Because I made video content about it and people are going to want
to see what I say now that the game comes out, right?
So yeah, I will do it.
But we'll see what happens.
We'll see if it's actually good or not.
Have you watched the lore video?
I have not yet.
Think like a farmer.
Don't shout at the crops.
Don't blame the crop for not growing fast enough.
Don't uproot crops before they've had the chance to grow.
Choose the best plants for the soil, irrigate and fertilize, remove weeds.
Remember you will have good seasons and bad seasons.
You can't control the weather
or only be prepared for it." Could this apply to developers? No
It could apply to almost everything in life
Of course it could apply to developers! It could comply...it could apply to developers.
It could comply... It could apply to streamers.
It could apply to running a store.
It could apply to anything.
These are just, like...
This is just common sense stuff.
The difficulty and verticality of the landscape makes it feel
like half the size of the base game? You're right about
that. I already looked at that before.
The new Zenless Zone Zero that we
want... The new Xen'Lesson Zero that we want?
What's this?
Pretty good.
This UI is awful. It's an actual mobile
UI. I'm gonna be real.
This game looks okay,
but Chang Li
looks way better than this in Wuthering Waves.
And there's a reason why Punishing
Gray Raven is their last game
and not their current game.
Now, if you showed her,
then yeah, it would definitely look better.
Waifu gambling addicts?
Yeah, there you go. PGR
combat's still better? Oh, it's better than
Wuthering Way's. Listen.
Better than ZZD?
Everything is better than that.
The combat in that game is awful.
The Dancing Lion, but without...
No.
No. No...
NO, BRO!
... Oh. The bald lion? I want to see this.
Oh horned and beast from higher sphere delivered, take root inside the tower sculpt sculpture keepers, and perched within we beg of thee, rise. so down oh this is weird With the eyes.
Jesus, man! with the eyes
jesus man this is so good
god damn God damn.
I want to unsee, so it's a 2v1?
It is!
Jesus! Take root inside the
tower's gutter keepers
Wait, so it's really just two dudes? Yeah, it is.
And within we beg of thee
rise... we better see rise
oh my fucking god
oh The Lion Dance is not something new? Yeah, it's like thousands of years old right?
Something like that oh my god
isn't it crazy that we are lucky enough to play these games that are this good
i think about that sometimes.
It's like...
Like, I was there, you know?
I was there
the day Elden Ring released.
Man...
It's not that good. I think it is.
Yeah, I...I...I think it is.
Luckily not be born in the 1600s?
Yeah, I fucking bet.
Holy fucking shit.
This is so cool.
Yeah, I love this kind of shit by the way. Like I think it's
so, so awesome.
What is this? The furnace going?
Let me link you guys the video.
This is the golem video.
Just a few hours,
the guy can do something.
Let's see how many hours the guy can do something. Let's see how many
hours the guy can do to do something better.
Hey, hey! If you want to do something
better than Elden Ring, you know what I think?
Please do. Please do.
If you think you can do it better than From Software
Let's see it
I want to play it
Good luck, I mean that
We need more games
I already beat Elden Ring Five five times i want a new one
is this just a video on it yeah that's a big boy
are those fire giant heads?
Dude, look at that art, bro.
To me, this is what it's all about
you know like that
this is what it's all about
she hadn't realized yeah
101 concept to result
yeah pretty much
I didn't even notice that these were hands
I had no idea
music idea oh my god i didn't notice this either Why am I in such a good mood? Because I'm looking at Elden Ring. That poor horse. That's my horse by the way, yeah he stepped on me
oh they even have the faces of these people look at this let me go back to it.
Oh, that's so sick! Look at their face!
Oh man... Oh, man.
Man.
It's what they deserve?
True.
Oh, that's the guy I couldn't kill! That reminds me of the coiled sword in Dark Souls 3. reminds me of Dante's Inferno art direction.
Yeah, like I'm going to be real.
I never noticed this until they just showed it earlier in the video that they had to fire giant heads. That is nuts! so It's like Medusa, almost.
And this by the way,
this NPC
is actually kind of
very reminiscent
of a monster
in Berserk.
BERSERK Monster and Berserk. Naturally, yes. No way!
So is Mesmer, too.
Not entirely, but his face and the helmet he's wearing?
Medusa mask has the same amount of horns as fire giant? Has a lot of pupils?
What the fuck? It has a dragon inside of it?!
Oh my god, I didn't even notice that.
That's insane.
It is surprising to me that these characters can have more like more emotion on like these charred faces than the characters and npcs in starfield had in the entire game
it's nuts, man.
It's really nuts.
I remember like the day that I knew that I was going to beat the DLC
and I was like,
I know what's coming.
I almost didn't want to stream that day
because i knew like it would be over you know
i'm like man like that's why the day after that i'm
like i'm just gonna replay the game. I don't care.
There are things you never notice?
Yeah.
That's why I kept dragging out the DLC. Yeah, that's what I did with Elden Ring.
The base game? I dragged that out like crazy Man.
Man. Man.
I don't know, not my style.
Don't understand the hyper person.
I love it, man.
I think this stuff is so cool.
I really do.
Like,
I'm such a huge fan of this stuff.
Like the dark fantasy angle
and like the aspect
all of that stuff i think it's amazing
i've seen this already before this is somebody else uploaded the video
that's good i'm glad that somebody did let's see here, and the president of Algeria... so so I don't know.
I mean,
I don't know if that's really what he's doing it's hard to say
yeah i'm not sure if i can be certain about that uh guns inside average corporate marketing Guns Inside Average Corporate Marketing. seven seconds
we were gay
for seven
seconds
seven voluntary
seconds
ah involuntary second seven
seven
long
god damn it
we were willfully dead.
Seven seconds!
Seven unrewarded seconds.
Not seven seconds long!
I can guarantee you that if I was in middle school, my friends and I would be quoting this video to each other for like six months.
Darren fucking... six months. Aaron fucking T'd.
What's this
here? Um, Richelieu's point
is running eggs. Who says I'm...
I don't even know what's...
I don't know what that is.
The Growing Hatred for Finance Influencers?
What is this?
I will watch this.
No, actually, I do want to see this. Let's see, I think I've looked at pretty much everything
else right? Yeah, I have. Okay.
From a broke college okay
from a broke college dropout to a multi-millionaire today i'm going to share my whole story with you lately i've noticed my perception of finance
youtubers slowly shifting.
From educational resource to scammy salesman.
And I'm not the only one that thinks this.
Financial YouTubers are a cancer!
Time and time again they keep getting away with chilling terrible advice to their
massive viewer base and there's never any accountability
there's a growing sentiment from their followers online that feel the exact same way.
I think the problem is that a lot of these guys take
so this is the issue, I think, is that
and I'm sure she'll probably say this in the video
it's when they take one
of the videos, and they put
an ad in the video, and the
ad is about a finance topic
and then people are like oh well i'm going to listen to this because
this person i go do for financial advice that's what really really happens always
like this it's the things they promote trusted
sources of financial wisdom are now slowly being perceived
as greedy grifters always has been
let's see it
hey guys this video is requested by one of you shadow orcid purple 420. okay today we are going to be talking about finance youtubers now this is a very broad genre, so
specifically we're going to be talking about the educational sector.
Graham Steffens, Andre Chase, me Kevins... And and this is
problem right? Is that people go to these guys
for advice. But there's no accountability
for the advice they give
These YouTubers have given practical
advice for the everyday person
What's an IRA? What's an index fund? Yeah.
In terms of finance, the educational influencer was
And also in a lot of these cases
the baseline low
level advice that they're giving is
extremely useful and beneficial.
Because, like, somebody doesn't
get a big channel making
up everything.
Right? Like, they're not making all
this up. It's not like they only give bad advice
i think considered one of the most trusted as opposed to someone like ty lopez
but people are starting to distrust them as well a few few weeks ago, that was made...
I wanted to
improve my sales without spending thousands of
dollars so I decided to purchase Tai Lopez's
course for Black Belt Sales
Persuasion Mastery for $97.
It turns out the course doesn't even exist.
After buying it, I couldn't
access it because it's calming soon
so because I basically spent
my money on nothing, I decided to give him a chance and email the support
on multiple channels about what the course
when the course come online.
Since in all honesty
I don't want to learn sales next month
or even next year I need it now
well nobody answered me after waiting over two
days I decided to request a refund we'll surprise I didn't get a refund
I think that he should say thank you to Tai Lopez.
Because he learned something even more important than sales,
not to trust people who are selling courses on the internet.
And it only cost them $97.
That's a pretty good lesson.
Yeah, there you go.
That's a life lesson.
A few weeks ago, that was made even more clear in a video by CoffeeZilla.
The peak of this distrust has been prompted
by a video from CoffeeZilla called
YouTuber Bank Won't Let Me Withdraw Money.
They were talking about...
This is about, again, it's a sponsor, right?
This is the issue.
A bank promoted by YouTubers that's now become a casino
and users can't get their money out.
In short, YouTubers such as Graham Stephan,
Nate O'Brien and Andrejic promoted
a product that has put many of their followers
in financial ruin.
This product was Yotta Bank
A banking service that seems to have turned into a casino and now
viewers can't withdraw their money. Individuals on Reddit calling Graham a snake oil salesman
that got them screwed. To be fair to Graham and all the other YouTubers
that promoted this bank, including Markiplier
it's not completely their fault
Well it's not their fault at all
really I mean they didn't know what
they were doing, its just that when you take a promotion for something like this inside of the field
that you've built a channel and a reputation for being accurate about,
you can't be surprised whenever people take that
and they correlate it to thinking
that this is something that's also beneficial,
that falls under the categories that you have outlined
that you think are important.
So yeah, take some responsibility for shit you promote?
Well, you can but like
realistically
they... Like basically
I think about it from a perspective
did this person act in good faith
by doing this?
Did they at any point in time ignore
something that they should not have ignored?
And I think in a lot of these circumstances,
the
circumstances that caused
the bad thing to happen
were not public.
So it's not like they really knew
this was going to happen.
It's not like they knew,
oh,
this thing is really bad.
I'm gonna promote it to my followers anyway. I'm going to promote it
to my followers anyway
because I'm getting a lot of money
and I'm not saying that
like that totally absolves
them of accountability
but if you say
that it doesn't
then think about
how many other bad things
have happened over the years that are
scams.
And it's like, is everybody who's promoted this accountable?
Probably not.
But I think the issue explicitly with the finance is the fact that they're doing it
from a position of authority.
That's the difference,
rather than just a YouTuber promoting some bullshit who cares.
It's that people go to them for financial advice,
then they get the advice and the advice is bad.
You see what I'm saying?
There's no way for any influencer to foresee this disaster.
In short, the reason users can't withdraw their money is because of a middleman dispute between
yada's banking partners the problem is a bit complex so i'll link some articles that will
explain this in detail if you're interested but essentially essentially, two intermediaries, Synapse
and Evolve Bank, can't agree over
transaction and balance ledgers.
As a result, thousands of customers
have been unable to access their funds because
these companies can't agree on how much they have
or don't have and who has what.
And realistically,
nobody
is...
The people that are promoting this could have never known
this was going to happen.
You could have never predicted this
there's never a point where
good advice
someone went and they would forego good advice in order to take this
blaming an influencer for this would be like blaming mr beast if his sponsor let's say
that game brawl stars ever glitches out. It's Brawl Stars' fault
if their game glitches, not his
Yet one peek at Graham Stephan
Well it would be his fault if he knew
it glitched out and he did it anyway
And there's a very big difference there so like at a certain point
there are people that don't do enough research into a sponsor in a lot of cases
and i think that people want to find somebody to blame.
And because they trust YouTubers, they want to get
mad at YouTubers.
But sometimes it is a YouTuber's fault,
sometimes it's not. It really depends on what
the situation is.
Comment section today after this fiasco shows you just how much animosity there is still towards him.
On the surface it seems like a case of a mob angry because everyone else
is angry but it's not
coffeezilla even acknowledges that there
is no way for these youtubers to predict
this disaster yeah everybody agrees
because its animosity has been brewing
for these educational finance influencers
for years.
Am I about to clap some millennial
money? Cheeks!
Except for Graham. the only intelligent person
on this frickin' panel of bozos.
I love how the reference source
is a random guy with his shirt off in
his room talking shit
about a podcast. It's like, yeah
see what he's saying? Yeah
you see him? Yeah that's what
people think
except for Gwaine it's pretty funny you see him? Yeah, that's what people think.
Except for Grant. The only intelligent person on this frickin' panel of
bozos. You have people who claim
they no longer watch them. Others
accuse them of being scammers. Meet Kevin's
entire subreddit has completely turned
on him. What's interesting
He was so confident that Tesla will jump
over 200 once Elon gets his
package
About this phenomenon is that the once Elon gets his package.
The thing about this phenomenon is that the criticism isn't
just towards one guy.
It's towards almost all
educational influencers across
the board. Gonna call them that for
the rest of the video it's shorter and makes things easier
so why is everyone turned on them i can answer that shady sponsors read the algorithm that's technically four words but
i never know if people count the m though whenever they use that phrase let's go back to 2015 where 15 where social oh my god
is this guy bro
it's just gone
how do you trust, how do you give this guy
$97
how do you give this guy $97?
How do you Give him 97
Who do you think can fucking give this guy
$97 for
Why would you give him $97
The media was filled with these Sc scammy salesmen who illustrated themselves as financial
gurus here in my garage just bought this uh new lamborghini here wow they showcased their
fancy cars as they gave advice to their audience.
They talked about how they got rich with the spectacular
view behind them. This influencer
showcased beautiful women, interviewed
high-profile celebrities, and
seemed to live a life of luxury.
The problem with these types of videos were they were always selling something
the promise of... Yeah, you want to know how to be successful
like them? Tell you're successful and sell a course on
how to get successful that's how to do it it's simple yeah Yeah, sell courses.
I wish that somebody actually went out and did that.
That like my...
Like yeah the way that I got successful was selling courses on how to be successful
So how do you know how to be successful? Oh, I don't!
I just looked at what other people did and I figured
maybe that would work.
That would be fucking funny.
Their lifestyle. And for the
low, low payment of $1,000 and your soul, you too could become a millionaire if you buy my course.
It was so salesy and inauthentic almost everyone other grandma knew these videos were essentially ads.
God, I've seen every deep story. grandma knew these videos were essentially ads. Kind of obscene how every detail in this video is so purposeful, the Lamborghini,
the garage, the gut shelf and he's- watch your mic! so f***ing bad dude. He's thought about this
video a lot.
Well the thing is, is like the kind of people that
get influenced by
oh my god! Expensive car?
Where do I sign up? Where do I give my money away?" The kind of people that get
influenced by that are stupid. And again, if you want a stupid person to give you their money,
sell them hope sell for stupid and desperate people
that is the most finite resource in their life. Sell them hope, take advantage of them and they'll give you all of their money.
However by 2016-2017
You had new voices coming into the finance genre.
Education. They were
teaching viewers all about credit,
what the hell dividends are, and ETF
versus a mutual fund.
And I bet if you look at these videos they are incredibly accurate and very informative
I bet in a lot of these videos like these are good videos and all about the stock
market some of these YouTubers such as me kevin even did deep dives on
some of the scammy salesmen that dominated early youtube getting sued by grant cardone
these guys were actually carving out their own section in finance YouTube, where viewers saw them as a separate entity from the scammy salesman. They were educational, trustworthy and informative.
Yeah sure! And I am here to provide free easy to understand financial education
dare i say millennial dave ramsey or susie orman
this era in finance i think that those people like a lot of people just don't learn this stuff because
for me, I'm very lucky, right? Growing up my dad was executive at the company knew
a lot about Finance always had invested money been doing it
for 50 fucking years
so like I grew up
and like around him and his friends
my family like everybody
knew about this right
it's not a big deal but first Like, everybody knew about this, right?
It's not a big deal.
But for somebody that doesn't grow up with that... Yeah.
How the fuck are you going to figure it out?
Yeah, what are you supposed to do
youtube was i mean honestly kind of life-changing for me my parents are immigrants so their
financial advice to me was just save money credit cards are bad and it teaches you nothing by the way maybe they did just wasn't
paying attention well they do they teach you about cells and they teach you about how to
divide a fraction in a theoretical situation. But part of the reason
why I opened up a Roth IRA was
because of Graham Stephan's videos
I was so annoyed by all the Tai Lopez's
promising this unattainable dream
but these finfluencers were like a breath of fresh
air. They actually gave me
something practical to use
for free that I could do that day
But there's a problem
with sensible education content in finance.
You can only do
so much of it. Unlike Mr.
Beast's content, which thrives as long
as his brain works, some genres have
a natural limit on the amount of content that can be produced.
I believe finance content
just makes me think of like
you know every time there's a
teaser for something and Vat, VattyVidya
makes, like, a 30-minute video about,
like, you know, the screenshot of Shadow
of the Earth Tree or, like, you know,
there's a spot... There's, like,
a fucking Ashes live stream and like
narc makes like eight videos about it
yeah
no this is very true because
like people it's their job to continuously
create content but whenever you're inside of an industry that
doesn't lend itself to that type of mentality then yeah you are going to kind of invent things
at some point that is sensible and educational
as one of those genres. There are only so
many ways one can explain the difference between a
Roth IRA versus a traditional IRA
or which credit card is the best
for beginners.
Take me,
for example. I think I represent...
You see, somebody who does it the right way
is like there's this one guy,
I think he's in Austin, his name's Caleb
and he interviews people that are really stupid with money.
And that never gets old.
So like if these finance influencers want to keep having more content,
start talking
to people that are bad with money
and nobody will ever get
tired of that because they're probably
also bad with money. The ones who are watching you but they're probably also bad with money, the ones who are watching you.
But they're not that bad
and it makes them feel good.
Sounds so funny?
Yeah, yeah, there it is.
Caleb Hammer.
Yeah, exactly.
One type of viewer that a lot
of these educational influencers had.
I'm an average person just looking
for a way to optimize my current
income. I'm not trying to take
a big risk right now, picking some stock where I can go all in and become a millionaire.
I was literally just looking for how to do the basics.
How did you wait a month or a year?
I kind of stopped watching them. And that's a problem for these guys as you should
know by now creators are paid based on how much viewership they garner from their videos exactly
and sponsorships of course but we'll get back to that.
The more memes they can't the more money they make.
If you have a viewer base that will eventually stop watching you after let's say 7 videos
That money is going to be less than it was before.
I see this a lot in the education
space in general.
This is what always happens, is everything
happens in the context of needing
to make money.
So you have inshitification of everything because you need to do something regularly
in order to make money, but not everything needs to happen regularly.
Get what they need and then they leave.
Take fitness for example,
the beginner just getting into gym culture
will often watch a fitness influencer
to build their own fitness routine
and sometimes their diet.
After they perfect their form, and build the routine, there really is no reason to keep
watching.
This is why a lot of fitness education channels have inconsistent viewership.
Their channels are revolving door of new people coming in and out.
In theory, this sounds okay because there will always be
new viewers. In the eyes of brands it's not so great
Well its in the eyes of the people that are making the videos
it's not so great
because usually this is what happens with views on videos
Right? Is like I, and everybody knows this.
It goes like this.
Right? Or it will
actually go up
and then it will do like this.
This is the way almost every video works. Is it will do like this. This is the way almost every video works
is it will plateau out
so whenever you're right here
this is the good time
and this is the bad time
because the difference between these two
is very small.
So that's why people keep making new videos for stuff.
It's simple.
Influ influencer is unable to build a loyal
community they keep leaving after
everything they need
this leads to less likelihood of those
new people purchasing whatever product.
I also think that this
is only a problem for people
that are not creative.
If you want to exist
as an entrepreneur in any field
and be successful, especially
in a competitive field that
has no barrier to entry like YouTube.
You have to be incredibly creative.
You have to be able to think of
ideas and think of solutions to
problems that nobody else has thought of
before or synthesize other
solutions that people have and make them
work for you in your industry instead.
So, like, that's every
business? That's what I'm saying, right? But, like,
it's every business, but
it's not every person in the business.
That's why I said entrepreneur.
So, like, I try to... every person in the business. That's why I said entrepreneur.
So like, I try to pick my words right clearly.
So if you're trying to exist independently then yes,
you do need to do this. You have to be creative.
However, the fitness genre has been able to solve this.
Lifestyle content and fitness entertainment is a growing community with
consistent viewership.
Viewers are watching for the creator
rather than just the info, so
after exhausting basic sensible
topics, these finfluencers had to target
an audience that would actually become
a community like in fitness entertainment.
Is it even possible
to do that in the genre?
The person that sticks around isn't
a safe investor who invests long-term.
Again, they've already learned
basic finance from early videos.
I mean,
you could probably look at any of these guys' videos
sort by oldest and find that everything used to be basic
and educational. Today it's all clickbait
How to plan for retirement? top 10 undervalued stocks, how to buy stops for beginners.
I don't think this is problematic.
Artificial intelligence will job like, I mean, yeah, there's obviously a difference like i mean
yeah there's obviously a difference this is also something that's created on
youtube as well just like through the
algorithm
this is just my speculation here,
but I think the person that watches
The Finance Influencer
isn't someone who's experienced.
And I'm not trying to diss them.
Anyone is free to share their opinions
on how to invest or whatever.
I just doubt that people who are experienced in the world of
finance are interested in hearing the opinions from people who make their money solely using
content creation or selling courses the type of viewer that these guys are able to keep
are probably beginners, but
beginners with this...
Well, that's what they're intended for. I don't actually think
this is a diss at all.
I think that clearly, like clearly these guys are not...
Do any of these finance
guys know as much
the ones on YouTube, do they know
as much as the guys that are senior
partners at Goldman Sachs?
I don't think so.
Yeah,
I don't,
I don't think they do.
Hell no,
exactly.
No,
but they think they do.
Yeah.
But like,
that doesn't matter. That's not a big deal. Yeah, but like that doesn't matter.
That's not a big
deal.
It's not like
you don't need
an MIT
professional or
an MIT
professor to
explain how
gravity works.
Other people
can explain
that in a way
That's easy to understand for like
A layman
I want more, I'm gonna be rich too
For these viewers it's like
Okay you taught me how to set up my Robin Hood
Or whatever brokerage. Yeah. Tell
me what stock is the next
Tesla so I can make a lot of money
again, selling hope
to stupid broke people and that
is where the greed starts to kick in. Yep,
there you go. Instead of giving that same
level-headed advice as they've done before
many influencers started to feed
into the emotional and irrational
tendencies of their viewers,
like producing videos on which individual stocks to buy.
Which in my opinion I think that's totally different.
Like I do think that's
a completely different scenario
it is yeah
buy now, buy this now
everyone meet Kevin here
I just came back from a run
and i'm so excited to be able to share my stock with you i'm going to show
you everything let me tell you right now there isn't one expert that can tell
you which stock will make you a million bucks.
Otherwise, we'd all be listening to that expert.
Unless it's Nancy Pelosi.
Isn't it crazy?
If you happen to see her buy something, you do it.
Tick-tack-toe. A winner.
So... Man. Tick, tack, toe. A winner. So why would these YouTubers think of themselves as any different?
They don't. But these videos do get views.
Investing is always going to come with risk, obviously and advice has to be catered for
the individual but for simplicity sake, and this is not financial advice.
One of the most generic and common pieces of advice that's often
given is to invest your money in a broad
index fund like the S&P 500.
The advantage of doing this is that index fund
investing has outperformed 99%
of active investors over a 20-year period that's boring and it
doesn't get any views it's been said yeah exactly like what do you did you
want to hear about how somebody lost six pounds in five years
or how somebody lost 60
pounds in five days.
I mean, come on! You want to have
the one that's more exciting?
Yeah, you're always
going to have that. This is the same with like
remember those Warcraft gold guides
where it's like how to make some
ridiculous extrapolation of money per hour and it would be totally wrong
and i would go back back in the day i would go back and actually criticize these guides
and i would say this isn't how it works. And the reason why
is that a lot of people misread
and don't understand data.
Remember that shit? Yeah, I did that like 10 years ago.
A thousand times
before by them sometimes!
In order to cultivate recurring
viewership and get that delicious ad
revenue, many abandoned that
level-headed image by introducing these
risk-care plays. They didn't outright tell you which stocks to buy because Yeah. these viewers tended to follow the world of finance religiously because they needed to know how
the market was doing so they didn't...
There's an implicit trust that's
created
because the implicit trust comes from the fact
that they are already speaking from a position of authority
or assumed authority lose money this is how many of these influencers were able
to transition into news now this was all fine and dandy until so many of theirs well somebody says the transmog
ones actually worked it would just take forever to sell if you have a bunch of auctions like i used
to yeah so this is the problem right is so I'm going to explain why that's
see like
with like the gold farming guides
uh this is not
actually completely different than this
is that whenever you talk about the amount of time per
hour that you're spending doing something
and you don't add in
the administration time
and view it over a long period
of time, then you are painting an inaccurate
picture. So if you
know what the sale rate of
an item is and you know you're going to sell
one per month but you think you can
farm five of them an hour, you can't
make 15 of them
and then make that money. That's going to be
a constant two or three day investment
all the time
And that's the difference
is that people don't understand how to amortize time. And that's the difference, right? Is
that people don't understand how to
amortize value and then how to balance
fixed costs versus variable costs
and how to average them together in a long-term view.
It's because they don't really...
I remember
so clearly
when I learned about supply and demand,
I was leveling up my blacksmithing
in Burning Crusade,
and I was putting fell steel gauntlets
on the auction house.
And halfway through
putting up 30 fell steel gauntlets,
I asked myself the question.
Are there going to be
30 people that buy these
within the next 24 hours?
I don't think there will be.
And then it was like a fucking light went on in my head,
and I was like, oh my God,
I'm a fucking idiot.
That's one of the good things about MMOs, by the way, is it teaches people this stuff.
Sounds like a management manager? Yeah exactly! It just that's how it works.
You mean PeeWee Trade? Yeah exactly. works. Stock picks began to lose their viewers' money.
His entire channel grew off of
a scam cryptocurrency,
Shiba Inu coin and penny stocks
We are seeing millionaires printed
That is how he grew
his channel to 600,000
subscribers. Obviously you should be
called out for that. In a video uploaded in
2023 Carson Gall found that listening to andre jick
would give you a return of minus five percent listening to financial education
minus 53 stockmo minus 68%.
Jeez, this isn't even the worst one.
What's going to be here?
This video by Cooper Academy
that was uploaded last year in July
found that meet Kevin Stockman
that he titled my top... YouTube guru who got rich while his fans
got poor seven stocks was up barely two percent well the market at the time was up 32
wow what's funny well maybe not for people that have lost
money, is that a lot of these influencers
sell a course on buying stocks
See this is how they
really make their money
How they're really making their
money is through these courses and
getting, again, stupid
desperate people to give them
money because these
people like, again, it
is so easy
to make money.
Just sell stupid people hope.
Religion doesn't.
Politics doesn't.
And so does the finance world.
That's the way it works.
It's so easy, they'll give you
all their money.
I don't see anything wrong with this per se
gatekeeping is dumb and anyone should be able to
give their opinion but should you really sell
a course if your results are minus
53%?
Well yeah, on how to lose your money.
The veil is beginning to lift for a lot of their viewers.
Meet Kevin's subreddit has turned into a space that seems
dedicated to criticizing his every move
This isn't
some case of subjective
hate where you made a cringy music video
and now people hate it
Finance Influencers content has the a cringy music video and now people hate right
the finance influencers content has the potential to cause
life-altering situations people have deleted themselves if you know what i
mean over stocks.
Well here's the thing is that if you're investing
your money based off of what some random
guy on YouTube tells you to do
you're a fucking moron
and like I don't have any sympathy for you. I
don't know. I also think
that they're bad actors. But whenever
somebody says, oh, this bad thing
happened to me whenever I made a bad decision,
I say rip bozo. you get what you fucking deserve.
I'm sorry.
That's just the way I am.
But at the same time, they shouldn't be out there
doing this shit either.
Another tempting high-view topic that these influencers could produce videos on was crypto
not a lot of them did this because while it was a popular topic if they advised their viewer the
wrong coin their integrity somebody, should we not have compassion
for stupid people? I have
compassion for them but
actually I don't.
I just don't have compassion
for the scammers. I genuinely don't have compassion for the scammers.
I genuinely don't.
Like, if somebody's stupid and they make a bad decision that hurts them,
I say, oops, you're stupid.
That's what you get.
You deserve it.
Yeah, I actually don't care.
However,
I also don't think
that the people deserve
to be able to scam them either
because usually
the people
that are scamming them
are only slightly smarter
than they are.
Yeah,
so,
I mean like it's not that
like
I don't care
about them
or sorry
it's not
that that means
that I don't
think anything
should happen
I just
don't really
I think that they do deserve it even though I just don't really...
I think that they do deserve it, even though
the people that are doing it are also
bad and they should be punished.
Right? It's both of them.
We would deeply suffer
considering the fact that not a lot of cryptocurrency them. especially if you're viewed as a level-headed finance influencer.
The most prominent person who decided to take this risk was Andre Dick.
Look at that!
Oh my god.
Two million dollars wow hi my name is andre jake hope you're doing well i'm still not a crypto
channel so come for the finance and stay for the crypto it's a phase leave me alone you could say the jig is up
good one cryptocurrency in general yeah no I think it's definitely right.
With a lot of these
crypto things
if you really get down
and like... So this is something
that I've learned
looking in sales.
Do you want to know how most people
make sales predictions?
So what they do
Is they have a dartboard
Okay
And they have a monkey with a blindfold
And they spin the monkey
Three times around the dartboard
And then they throw it.
And then the number that the monkey hits, well,
they don't pick that number.
They just randomly pick another number.
And that's what the extrapolation is.
That's how people decide what their sales
decisions are.
Yeah, they throw the monkey. Yeah, yeah, no,
they don't even pick what the monkey picks.
So a lot of these times that
people make these decisions like with crypto etc
if you actually break down how they make the decisions
a lot of points in time the decision because
the decision making process should be what's
important. Not necessarily
the outcome of the decision-making process
teach a man to fish versus giving him a fish
so the decision-making
process is never really fully explained and that's because it doesn't
exist it's guessing role in even explaining what certain coins are in my opinion
is fine but if you were viewed as an authoritative educator in finance,
you really should not be promoting, even if it's implicitly
altcoins that are highly volatile. Again their
demographic is likely the irrational beginner who wants to be rich like them.
The moral thing to do is not to feed into that irrationality.
We'll be missing out on some views, but at least you'll keep your integrity.
Andre always had a caveat.
It will also damage your brand in the long
term because people will grow
to think that you're a scammer
or a clown.
It's not something that's going to happen
overnight
It's not like, oh there's going to be
three of these videos and then you're
going to be disliked. It's something
that accumulates over five
or ten years
Sadly it didn't work for Logan Paul. What do you mean? A lot of people think he's an idiot for the crypto zoo thing. A lot of people do. Absolutely, it didn't work. Now he can do something else but he's not doing that again is he
in his crypto videos along the lines of explaining he wasn't an expert
he also never explicitly said buy this crypto and you'll be rich. But show just
how much he invested into certain altcoins.
And if you are that
irrational beginner, you're likely going to
copy because he's not
Tai Lopez. He is a financial educator.
As you might have guessed,
some of his picks didn't do so well.
His notable videos include Cardano
which was uploaded when it was around $1 and 35 cents. If you sold three months later,
you could have made a profit because it hit
almost three bucks but if you wait until today
it's not even a dollar.
Then there was sheep.
Well the reason why why this is the issue
is that there's no logical reason for it to go up
or for it to go down.
It's not like something happened
that caused this to change in the market. A lot of
this is just bag holding, so you can't extrapolate
any sort of a pattern because there's no pattern that exists
The only pattern that can exist inside of crypto is a pattern that is um uh what
do you call it reactionary to regulation which she promoted promoted in October of 2021
right at the peak.
It had a small pop recently, but it's never
returned to those all-time highs
again. One of his
worst picks, in my opinion Was the Crypto Omi
At the time of Up
I guess
I don't know if she'll get mad at me for saying this
But I'll say it
So you guys know Pink Sparkles, Izzy.
She made a ridiculous amount of money on GameStop.
A crazy
amount of money.
So it does happen for some people.
It's nuts.
A lot of people did, yeah.
So like it happens but like that's false sack. It's linked to the stock
market.
So then why not just invest in a stock market?
If its correlation is with
the stock market, then why wouldn't you just invest into
that?
But like Why wouldn't you just invest into that? But, like, sometimes people get lucky, right?
Winning the lottery happens too.
Yeah, people sometimes just get lucky.
They put their money in and it goes well.
Load, it was 0.009
cents. Today,
it is worth 0.30
and something cents.
What's worse is that if you listen
to him and bought when he uploaded his video,
it never hit 0.009 cents ever again,
meaning you only lost money.
Damn.
So this is like advice
on how to lose all your money?
That's crazy.
Like I'm going gonna be honest.
People that do this... How fucking dumb
do you have to be
to do this?
I'm sorry.
I'm such a fucking asshole.
I'm such a dick.
And I love it.
You are so
fucking stupid if you invest in this bullshit based off of a YouTube video from a guy wearing a Back to the Future t-shirt.
You're so fucking stupid. It's crazy.
We good?
Is everything alright guys? yes okay good all right sorry about that hey but the views were worth it. Right?
Horses aren't bad. Crypto isn't bad. Well certain ones at least But of course you're going to get criticism if you position your s-
Investing into crypto without any sort of context and
listening to a YouTuber tell you what
to invest in is bad, and you're
stupid for doing it.
It is bad.
I will be very clear. If you are listening to a YouTuber that's telling
you to invest into meme coins and you lose your money, you're a fucking moron.
There it is!
...self as an authoritative figure in finance and the things you teach or
the crypto you've invested in lost yourself money and,
or your viewers money.
Yep.
Other fin influencers like Graham Stephan have really tried to avoid this controversy.
He hasn't done any videos on which stocks to pick, he doesn't tell you which crypto if any he's invested in.
If he talks about crypto it is a very general general sense his content still caters to the beginners
and he focuses on news good for him now i would go as far to say that graham stefan is probably
the biggest educational finance content creator there is.
If he were to make videos on which stocks to buy or which crypto
to invest in, those things would go to the moon. His views would go to the moon.
To Graham's credit, he's done well.
They wouldn't.
That's the thing
is that it's like taking
like drugs
or something like that
like steroids
like yes
it will help you
go to the moon
in the short term.
But you're not going to be able to go back to Earth.
So like after you make that decision and after you shift over to that,
You can't put the cat back in the bag.
At that
point somebody's reputation
is damaged and people won't treat
you seriously anymore.
It's like at the moment that somebody starts selling out
like that, there is
an expiration date
for their channel.
So it's only a good
idea if you're
thinking in the
short term.
So yeah, he would make more money in the short term but he would lose money in the long term.
To avoid that and protect his integrity. However there is an incentive to make up for that loss in potential revenue.
I asked around the sponsorship deals were absurd.
I know a guy much smaller channel than me making half a million a year. 50k a month
just to promote FTX US. So I know
the bigger guys were getting...
FTX
Oh yeah
Yeah
Ooh Oh, yeah.
Ooh.
Much more.
Some of them probably steals more than millions.
Graham, among other influencers
have a horrible track record in promoting products
that have completely destroyed
They only care about views, treat it like they're good guys
people can't see through their bullshit. Like this is
a completely fucking like
what does this mean?
Like th-th-this is such a stupid title.
Such a stupid post."
"...their viewers financially. We already talked about Yotta Bank
but he along with other influencers also promoted
FTX.
Which by the way so did others
like other people
The reality is that
a lot of the people who take the money, this is like a larger conversation. Is it ethical to promote things that deal with money? I think that it depends on what you're doing
and it depends on what the thing is specifically.
But, I think that for a finance content creator
it is worse than if it's a random person.
That's why, for example
I think Markiplier had promoted that yada bank but
nobody's getting mad at market plier because he's not seen as a position of authority in the topic
many of the large personal finance youtubers, including Graham Stephan, Andre Jueke, Meet
Kevin, Minority Mindset and Jeremy from Financial Education have promoted this exchange in the
past. FTX's failure likened to enron scandal or
scandler birdie madoff's ponzi scheme similar to yada customers could not
withdraw their funds this time from a crypto exchange.
I think that what really matters is like,
if a person is going into this and they don't know about it or sorry,
like there have always been scams with sponsors and not every scam with the sponsor is the fault of the person who takes the sponsor.
Because you just couldn't have predicted that you didn't have that information available to you,
so how could you have known?
And I think this is the case with anything.
Like you can't get mad.
It's the same as as somebody who's friends with
somebody else who gets in trouble.
Like Nick Merckx, for example.
Like Nick Merckx, everybody was shitting on
Nick Merckx because he was friends with Doc.
The implication is that Nick knew what Doc was doing because he was friends with Doc.
The implication is that Nick knew what Doc was doing,
but what if you just didn't know because doc didn't tell him?
So like people are looking for someone to blame but just because you are looking for someone to blame
but just because you're looking for somebody to blame
doesn't mean that somebody's worth blaming.
In short it was an alleged scam and went bankrupt.
Yeah. That's the scariest part so many of these experts
who are giving you guys as i'm being so soft youtubers well no it's because i understand how
sponsors work and i know how it works uh i think there's a lot of cases where this is the case.
Getting randomly mad at somebody
for not knowing something that wasn't public knowledge
and that was intentionally hidden from them,
like you can get mad if you want to be mad but you're not really going to solve anything
it's not gonna improve anything, it doesn't do
anything. You're just getting mad for nothing
and that's
what I was saying before about how
if you are
against this, you should be against all types
of financial advertisements period.
His advice totally bought
into this Sam character as this genius billionaire, right?
The most generous billionaire in the world who also happened to be paying them handsomely of course.
And I just think it shows how bad the discernment is out there making videos on how to invest.
It's alarming how many people fell for this guy's ruse and it's alarming how easy
it was to convince them like some of these guys believed in Sam
because he drives a beat-up car!
Oh, but wait, there are...
Who cares?
I mean, it's not a big deal, right?
It's medical financial advice don't get advertised?
Yeah. Are there
sponsorships of what you know nothing about
just another greedy grift? Well I think that it's
not about like what you don't know about
it's about the information that would make it
bad isn't made public. So like
somebody says this is a good thing, but
privately it's not? How are you supposed to know what...
Like I mean, you don't know that. How could you possibly know that?
You see what I'm saying? No one knew. Yeah, people didn't know.
There are other things that influencers have either promoted or put money into
that have gone badly. Andre Jek and Jeremy from Financial Education
backed Voyager.
People like Meet Kevin and Andrejcik again put money into BlockFi.
Sponsorships also lead to a conflict of interest.
FTX, BlockFi, Yotta... these companies are smart when it comes to
marketing. They know humans have a cognitive bias called anchoring. It's
when humans rely heavily
on the first piece of information
they receive
when making decisions.
Here, you have someone
who has built a brand
that illustrates themselves
as a responsible
financial educator. Yeah, I
think this is really the concern. It's not
even that it's the bank or anything
like that. It's that
there's this conflict of like this
person's coming at it from a position of authority.
That's where
it's really problematic.
It's like, for example,
I think the guy's
Dr. Mike, right?
I bet on YouTube,
I bet if he was promoting
something that was
health-related that it would be held to I bet if he was promoting something that was like health related,
That it would be held to a higher degree of scrutiny
Because people listen to him for health advice.
It's just common sense right?
This first piece of information anchors a viewer's
perception of them as a whole with two out of the three of those companies involving crypto
it's going to be extremely risky to invest in them.
The perception of risk is mitigated though
because it is being endorsed
by the educational
influencer.
One of the most common arguments finance influencers use, not necessarily to justify bad crypto
slash stock picks or bad sponsorships.
But more to dismiss their fault is To say that they got scammed
Too. And I think this is true, yeah
These influencers didn't have insider
Information that the public didn't
Have but i can see how this argument
Would frustrate a lot of people. On one
hand, the finance influencer positions
themselves as an authoritative figure
in the space. They call themselves educators.
That's why
people are really mad about it. They're really mad, and also the sponsorship is only apparently a small part of this. I'm really surprised. One thing I learned from this video is I think it's crazy.
It is
fucking crazy that
these guys are promoting actual
individual stocks. The ethical choice
would be not to promote something with incomplete knowledge.
You can't promote something with complete knowledge.
You're never going to know everything about it, like just realistically it's not gonna happen.
Like I'm just
yeah
this is again
a thing that people
like saying because it sounds good but in practice this is not functional
but i i think it's crazy they're promoting actual individual stocks
courses they make informative videos. That's crazy.
They're an expert. They supposedly know a lot and want to
share that knowledge with you, but then when they
make a mistake all of a sudden it's
oh I don't have experience in this. I'm just
like you. Yeah. You can't be both!
This is why so many people call
them greedy. They're an expert when it's
convenient, when they want views or when they
want to sell their courses. But they're an
amateur, just like me and you,
when their stocks slash crypto picks don't work out.
Some Finfluencers like Nate O'Brien have realized
that they've exhausted a lot of topics in basic finance.
I had said everything that I needed to say.
I've made all the videos
that I wanted to make
and the thoughts
that I wanted to share,
I feel like 95% of those
I've already done.
As a creator myself,
I do understand that they're trying to keep their business afloat
and a portion of that is through views
Be creative
Just be creative it It's easy.
Be creative, beat the competition.
If you can't do that...
if you can't do that then you deserve to lose.
That's what my perspective is.
If you can't beat other people and you can't be creative
to stay relevant, then you deserve to die.
And somebody else will take your place that is.
I don't think Graham was the worst guy ever,
but I think the problem with these finance channels
is they do a lot of fear mongering
and a lot of what they're doing is strictly just like it's
like entertainment and bad advice as opposed to like actual genuine uh good advice that'll
actually help people that begs the question what's the line between running your youtube business but
also staying educational and ethical if you pay close attention you will notice that more qualified
creators like richard at the plane bagel who is an investment analyst and has a CFA
and Ben Felix, who's a portfolio manager avoid making financial recommendations because they know
isn't that interesting how the people that are the most educated and the
most informed
and have the most credibility in
the actual like
professional space aren't doing
this.
I feel like if you see that,
like that's one of those
common sense
checks where it's
wow. It looks like all the people that have a lot of
credibility professionally aren't doing this
and the only people that are doing it
are these guys that don't have credibility.
Huh?
Oh, wow!
What's what's this?
You see what I'm saying?
How do you not come to that conclusion
without doing more harm than good.
And I think the choice to not give wild speculative advice
is why their audience is significantly smaller
than these more exciting characters."
Regardless of the answer to this question,
the criticism finance influencers faced is well
deserved jeremy yeah do you want to learn how to make a thousand dollars or how to make a million
dollars i mean come on which one's gonna get more clicks. From financial education is a fraudster,
he's a scammer, he's
an idiot, he's a moron.
These vocal critics aren't mere
internet trolls. They were once
diehard supporters, many of which have faced significant losses hard to trust
finch monsters got my money stock involved and 95 is goneed and started investing? Listen to a finfluencer on YouTube and trusted
him because he recommended the app, said good things about it with confidence
who should I blame yourself blame
yourself you're fucking idiot shouldn't have done it. You can blame him too, it's also his fault but he is going to keep doing what he is doing and the only person that is going to live with the consequences is you.
You can't control what he's doing, but you can control
what you do." And I understand some people
get upset whenever I say stuff like this because nowadays the biggest allergy
that people have is to personal accountability but this is actually true
everybody always wants to blame somebody else who should i blame
yeah you ever thought about blaming yourself you put yourself in this situation
all right guys i mean putting aside the bad sponsorships i don't know if this is a YouTube thing like as
a whole or just the finance genre, but the content now
feels soulless. So... Oh so
yes it's actually not a finance thing i'll give you two examples uh the
first example i would use would be uh original titles or something like that
i'm trying to remember the established titles
so this was a meme
thing where you could become a Scottish
lord if you bought property in a certain
place through this other company,
but it turned out that the entire thing was
in fact a scam from the beginning and actually this is yeah so that
that's the first example i would use it was a scam and this had nothing to do with finance it did but
it didn't uh and then the second example i would use would be BetterHelp. So, BetterHelp was like
an
online therapy thing and
it was basically very
badly run. And I think that
actually in the case of established titles and in BetterHelp,
I think that in both those cases,
the people that promoted it do have a degree of accountability
because the problems that were evident with BetterHelp
were public already.
It's not like this was a secret,
it's not like you never tried it yourself, et cetera.
So those two things are examples of this being a problem that is way farther beyond just YouTube.
Or sorry, just finance.
The one time I'm buying a tree and you get something? I can't remember.
Well, that was accurate. That was MrBeast if you donate money,
a tree will be planted. That did happen as far as i know it happened i think i'm going to end this
video by reading a comment one of graham's viewers left on his video judging from the thumbs up seems
like a lot of people agree i I've stopped watching so many creators
I used to follow because it's so obvious
their content is solely based on their affiliate
marketing and chasing the dollar rather
than providing the true value they used
to. This is so true.
This is a massive problem that a lot of people on YouTube have,
is that they lose the passion with what they're doing, but
they have to keep doing it in order to make money.
So they're just trying to cash in and do whatever they
can to make money. And this is the case, by the way, this is like I mean wow content creators
i cannot imagine what circle of hell that
you would have to be in, in order
to be making PTR guides
for World of Warcraft Dragonflight.
Like holy fuck, that's
past the river Styx, I'll tell you that. It the river sticks. I'll tell you that it's fucking
awful. I would not want
anybody actually, I would say I wouldn't wish
that on anybody. I would but
there are very few people that
would wish that on its awful so yeah, people that I would wish that on. It's awful.
So, yeah, people that are stuck...
And you can see people.
Especially WoW players
because this is the community
that I'm most familiar with.
It's so sad for me to see people that used
to be like mid-tier streamers and then now they're getting
80 viewers, and if they do anything else other than
one little narrow thing that
They're known for their complete existence gets is like, it's gone.
Right?
And that's what happens right and adapt or go yeah, that's what happens, right? And adapt or go.
Yeah, that's the way it goes.
Losers lose.
I mean, hey,
I don't feel bad for people
whenever this happens to them
because you made this happen. Like every,
like in general I just, unless
something happens to you then it's like yeah you get hit by a car
like oh yeah that's sad but by a car. Like, oh, yeah, that's sad. But also sometimes
people don't look both ways before crossing the
street. So it is kind of your fault still.
So everybody always wants to
talk about what's somebody
else's fault and nobody ever wants to talk about what's their
fault some losers decide to win hey there it is that's the end of the video
I will see you guys next time stay safe yep
there we go that's the whole video I probably should have just See you guys next time. Stay psyched.
There we go, that's the whole video.
I probably should have just let it finish with being... I agree with pretty much everything she's saying in this video, by the way.
She's completely right about basically everything.
I think that the finance YouTuber resentment
is about the stocks.
Yeah.
Good video?
Yeah, absolutely.
What if people accuse you of victim blaming?
I am because sometimes
people are victims
of their own stupidity oftentimes victims and things that
happen are partially responsible for it happening my goal is not to sound good.
My goal is to prevent a bad thing from happening.
So I don't care about the optics of saying something.
If it sounds like victim blaming, well then maybe you should think about why that is
sometimes the victim does have blame absolutely
it's stupid to think otherwise. The only people that don't
think like that,
this is the problem, right?
Is that the internet
is dominated by
people with room temperature IQs
that care more about
how an argument sounds
than what an argument is. So these people actually don't
want to improve anything, they don't want to like make anything better, they don't want to solve a
problem, they want to sound good and virtuous at the expense
of other people being damaged
so I don't do that. My goal
is to try to say things that
are beneficial to
people like you can use this,
this will help you.
Rather than
this is what you deserve,
this is what should happen,
this is the way that society
should be,
I hope this happens.
This is all bullshit.
It's all fake bullshit that people
invent to rationalize why their
life isn't the way they want it to be.
So yeah, no one deserves anything
exactly and so
nice try but you're pro-taxes so
you're just as guilty i am pro taxes absolutely i am uh
and and you are too by the way because if you didn't have any taxes there'd be a warlord that would show
up at your house, rape everybody in
your family, kill you and take your stuff
That's why you pay your taxes
That's what happens
Because all the places in the world that don't have taxes, they've got that instead.
So you're either paying a tax to the government or a tax to a warlord.
That's kind of what they do already yeah but it's not though
right it's really not so taxes equals protection yeah people
don't even understand it it's sad to see what people say like that.
It really is.
You should sell a course on your life skills?
I don't think so.
So this has been a theory of mine or an idea of mine
that I've had for a while.
I'll be curious to hear what people's perspective on
this is.
I've thought
about doing an advice stream
where people can call in
and ask for advice.
And I will give them advice on whatever
they want.
You guys want that?
The queue will be huge.
And it's like, basically the Loki meme from Thor 2
that you must be so desperate
to come to me for advice.
It's like, you're going
to get advice from the worst person
that you could possibly get advice
from. Of all the people that you could ask,
you're asking the worst fucking person.
I think it'd be really funny to do that.
No offense, but unless its streaming related
I wouldn't want advice from you. That's the funny part
That's the good part! That's the good part.
That's the whole point. There's definitely
going to be times it's content is fuck, yeah
exactly. If you don't know the answer
will you let the person know? Well of course
yeah. I mean if I just tell people it wouldn't be
it wouldn't be entertaining if i was just giving bad advice
or i was just giving advice intentionally to troll?
Of course.
How are you going to stop people from trying to get you banned?
How could they get me banned?
Wow, somebody comes on the channel and
they say the N-word?
Okay, well then I just... Wow, somebody comes on the channel and they say the N-word? Okay.
Well then I just stop the call and call somebody else.
Who cares?
Like, I'm not going to get banned for that
it doesn't matter
they get banned, yeah I don't care
like
it's not going to get me banned
that's why people don't do it as much nowadays they get them to yeah exactly
and uh gotta give good advice so bad people keep guessing yeah exactly can we call just
to argue with you oh i'm sure somebody will do that exactly. You can use the Twitch call feature. They get banned. Oh, I don't know exactly, but I'll figure it out either way. This is something that I'm considering doing. I think it'd be really funny, but yeah, that's what the plan is right now.
That's a good idea except for one thing.
This is Twitch and Twitch chat.
90% of the callers would try to troll you?
No, there'll be people
that actually want advice
for different stuff.
I think that's the case, absolutely.
I'll be right back......... Yesterday I went to Target and I got a scented candle.
It was like $10 or $20
or something.
Can you believe that?
What a waste of fucking money.
Alright, where's the thing We got it. We good, we good, we good!
Pressed over a candle? Hey, hey,
yo that's like how much what how
much money was that it's like 20 dollars that's a lot of fucking money man
like i'm not about to just go waste twenty dollars
i mean i would if it's something funny but
I'm not gonna just do it for no reason okay why'd you buy him
I don't know I thought it would be nice that's the reason why
it's really not that complicated yeah how's the ac in the summer right now we're chilling man
literally so everything's fine let's see here what, what the fuck is this? The end of
Supercell, I might watch this later on
don't feel like watching it right now
Why I quit Zenless Zone Zero
Damn
people are not liking this game.
So anyway, let's see. I was going to show you all some other shit.
Give me a minute.
This was fucked up.
They changed the guy from being Asian
to white and this dude says it's wings of redemption
That was nuts bro, I saw that shit. I was amazed
Where the fuck is this?
So there was a
interview with
Biden
and After the debate, we ran a poll.
And every single person we polled thinks that you're a retard.
We polled African Americans. They all say you're a retard. We polled African Americans, they all say you're a
retard. Hispanic Americans also think that
you're retarded. They call you el retardo. We even
polled actual retarded people. even they say you sound absolutely retarded
you see where this is going mister president
was just had been
after the debate I can't believe they would say that to him, man.
No way this is real?
I mean, what is really the difference between what happened and what this is? How much different is it though four years of bad nights yeah that's crazy that's ai it's obviously fake you guys think it's fake
what happens in five years
or eight years when
an interview with the president actually
goes like this?
They've got, like, the retard meter and oh well people are saying you're 60%
that's a really high percent
Oh geez yeah guys trust me If you think it's getting
bad now, you'll be amazed
what was said was fake. The actual discussion
wasn't great though? Yeah, yeah, no doubt.
Let's see here. Oh, I saw
this. This was really fucking funny to me so this guy is obviously this guy
says uh he's commenting on this girl's post he says fat tits don't count if someone's fat
and he's
literally DMing her.
Oh my
God.
What a fucking loser. That is crazy. It's fake? I think this shit is fucking hilarious, man.
Um... Oh there's this one too
Well guess what they're trying to push me out on a race
Well let me say this as clear
as I can.
I'm staying in a race!
I'll beat Donald Trump.
I will beat him again
in 2020.
Well, look Everybody makes mistakes.
Hey, everybody makes mistakes.
Now it's a lot of mistakes but everybody makes mistakes.
So, gentlemen...
I'll just play the video.. Man.
No shot?
Okay. Man, no shot? Guys.
I think we might get Bloodborne on PC before the end of the year.
It's not ready yet.
It's obviously
still fucked
up, they
can't get
the game to
run but
they can
run the
title screen?
There is a good chance this
shit happens soon.
This is a big improvement from the black
screen? It is!
It's a screen. Something is working.
I'm gonna tell y'all this.
I will be keeping
tabs on this and the moment
that this goes live, I'm fucking playing
it man. They can get to character create screen even?
Let me see if they have any other videos about this.
Yes, but guys
it might actually be happening.
This is the
biggest breakthrough as far as I know for getting Bloodborne on the PC that we've ever had.
Was Bloodborne that good? Well, yeah it was really good but also like also we just want to play the game.
Yeah.
From Soft making it happen though?
Yeah, but as long as the game works
that's what matters, right? And it looks like
you can get to character creator but it's just a little bit fucked up.
This is a massive fucking development man.
It gets the emulator- I would do it myself, but I don't really see like the purpose of it
I just wanted to show you guys. big surprise for y'all. The first
PS4 emulator that gets
to the character screen on the Bloodborne game
That is nuts, man
Imagine all the PS4 games? It's going to be insane.
If Sony doesn't release it on PC first,
they're fucked? Yep, that's right.
Sony next month,
PS5 Bloodborne remastered?
I fucking hope so, man.
I really do.
That is
insane.
I hope the Bloodborne port succeeds. Yeah,
have Bloodborne be a time-loss?
No, no. It's a matter of time.
I didn't realize
it would be so soon.
This is crazy. Better hurry.
Sony copyright strike's incoming.
A copyright strike isn't going to stop it from happening
because people will just do it anyway.
Like who cares about that?
It feels yeah. I mean this is insane.
This feels similar to Biden
where things were so hopeless that just a title screen
working is victory in itself.
Hey, yeah, you answered all the questions.
Yeah, you're right. But hey,
I am very excited about
this. Insanely fucking excited.
I hope it's going to happen.
So yeah,
I wanted to show you guys
just as a bit of an update
for what might be coming
I'm thinking, guys.
Honestly?
This could be at the end of the year.
Now, maybe this is copium.
Probably this is copium.
It's copium, but...
There it is!
I'm selling false cope dreams? You're exactly right. That's exactly what I'm doing. If a gamma
is occult following it will happen. Yep there
you go
So
listen
to this
This is why we talk about mobility Listen to this.
This is why we talk about mobility, because actually if you can get people to share a car, you can take out a lot of cars in the streets.
I think it's Singapore where they looked at how
they could bring it down to about 40%
of the cars if we would use them smarter.
And the interesting thing about technology
is that it makes sharing easy and fun,
not annoying. It used to be a little bit difficult
to share you know? You would have to go somewhere in the other end of town
get a key... I mean that's not what you want to do if you
take your car. But if you can just use
your neighbor's car because you have a smart phone
and an app and don't even need to know
the neighbor to get into his car
or if you can find ways of carpooling, and this is what technology helps you do.
It's much easier and more fun to share
and then you start thinking completely different about transport and traffic
And I think it's very important that we do not just
try to fix yesterday's paradigm but think about how do we want a city to move so this
so i want you guys who are worried about the World Economic Forum taking over and making
you live in pods and eating bugs, I want you to know this is where they're coming from.
This is what they're thinking about. This is how they're thinking about.
This is how they are thinking about it.
So don't worry guys.
Yeah, don't worry everything's gonna be just fine.
They want to destroy private
ownership? Well listen, I mean
you can get a bunch of dumbasses together
in any room and get people to come to
a conclusion that's stupid.
It's not really that impressive.
Easy for you to say in Texas, you're goddamn right.
Absolutely.
I can't believe people pay these people money.
What a stupid way to look at it.
Meanwhile MrBeast is selling houses?
Yeah, yeah, exactly.
They're not be taking my car?
Well these are people that um...
The problem is
the way they think about things
is devoid of human logic
and human behavior.
It's almost like
they're designing something
for robots,
but there's never any
consideration of human friction
that's taken into consideration.
And that's the reason why a lot of their plans
fail. It's because they're
not thinking like people think. They're thinking about how what would be
the best system theoretically for people to move around in and that's the issue, they assume blind
trust yeah exactly. In a perfect society what she's saying is not false
I mean, I would say in a perfect
society you would have better public
transportation and you would have
residential areas that would have places
that you didn't need to drive to in the first place, right? So like
even her premise is wrong.
Like the premises built off of
a foundation, that's stupid
and like a lot of countries
sorry, a lot of cities and even countries even have already solved this problem. Right? With better public transportation. So the solution that she's talking about is a solution to a problem that's a symptom of an actual disease that's separate from
what she's talking about. She's
solving a problem that should
not need to be solved in the first place.
My country is small, I can get literally
everywhere by train in less than three hours?
Yeah, that's insane.
Here in Texas, you just can't do that here.
In a lot of places, you can't do that.
I feel like it's extremely rare that that's even possible to happen.
Let's see here.
China has better
infrastructure? Yeah, they certainly do
and I think that's what's going to happen for a lot
of other places too.
Can I explain about this topic?
No, no,
I don't really care
to be honest.
Have you ever seen
the math of passenger trains
in the US versus EU?
Yeah, yeah,
I've seen it right.
I mean,
I think that the really
like here in... It's like in a downtown
area you don't really need a car as
much as you do in like
a suburban area because
like in suburban areas I think that obviously it's a lot different.
And I need a car right? If I want to go basically anywhere,
I need a car.
There is so much more dense trans make way more sense.
Yeah exactly keep your
show local don't go political yeah exactly japan has 50 percent of its
people use trains and bus it's amazing yeah i mean like i'm not sure about
like japan specifically but i think in a lot of cases that's definitely
true. And it's a good thing too.
It's a very good thing.
Always been jealous people live right next to things?
Like I told people if I ever move
I will never move somewhere where I can't walk to a convenience store.
I will never do that.
Like at that point,
why the fuck do I have this?
It's just annoying.
It's fucking annoying. It's fucking
annoying, and like, I don't want to
deal with it. You drive in Vancouver, yeah
it's not a big deal for me at all
Yeah, walking places is so good
And it's not even... Usually 90 90 of the time i drive but if i want
to like and walk and it's not that far away if i want to go to wendy's it's not 15 minutes
it's like five if i wanna go to taco, it's not 20 minutes, it's fucking
5 minutes too.
So yeah, I'm going to be honest.
It's just better in general.
This is such
an American problem? Yeah, I know.
But yeah the people that uh...that invent this kind of stuff are just so fucking stupid man.
Being born in a city I want the opposite?
Well I mean I don't know. I mean it really right? But I can see why people think that definitely.
I have a 24-7 shop near me. That's amazing! Yeah we used to have 24-7 Walmarts and now we don't.
It's very sad.
But yeah, five minutes away from fast food isn't a good example?
Yeah it is! I want fast food.
So if I'm closer to it, it's easier to get the food that's a perfect example what are you talking
about would you think like yeah i want the food disorder delivery
i don't want to do that i want to go get the food
like that's the whole point
we're normal yeah it's literally that simple.
COVID ruined 24-hour stores.
Dude, Taco Cabana used to be 24 hours.
Walmart used to be 24 hours.
Now nothing is 24 hours.
It sucks.
You can just walk to 7-Eleven
here and get a chicken in the 60s? Yeah, exactly!
Like we used to be able to walk to 7-Eleven
get a hot dog
eat it in front of the store like
Jay and Silent Bob
walk back and play
Halo 2.
That was the fucking life.
It was so good. And if you
think like, oh yeah, that's bad. No.
It was amazing, man.
The iPod I have near me is still 24 hours?
I'm gonna be real guys.
IHOP has turned into dog shit.
It used to be so good
nowadays it's really not like Denny
sucks more than I hop and Waffle
House is a PVP zone, so
I wouldn't go to any three of them.
They all suck.
I don't know what the hell happened.
Yeah, like in 2007
IHOP was way better.
You know Waffle House is great? Nah man
try out First Watch. I've never been before. I don't even know what the fuck
that is. That's a restaurant or a fucking
game. I have no idea
I live in Vegas almost every single place is 24
7. Yeah, like if I lived in New York
man, like I would be going out getting food
like that all the time and I to be fair
though I've actually been I've been a
very very good boy recently like I have
been sitting and going to bed early like Like, I'm talking like fucking
two and three in the morning.
It's been insane.
What's up?
Yeah, why is it not gonna cook? Yeah I'm just saying like that's...
You're just getting older?
No, I'm not getting older. Like
I can easily stay up later but
I've been trying to go to bed early
and be on early and maintain a schedule as much
as I can. Blood sugar not alright?
I don't even know what the fuck that is. It's probably
not even real. But anyway,
what I know is real, is like, I've been
playing First Descendant. I've been playing the first descendant i've been playing the out of that
game man like i've been uh nearly addicted to that game and yes early streams exactly so
how do your 30s why now i hope I maintain the schedule. Right? Like that's
what matters a lot
Boxing video on loop is hilarious
Yeah it's fucking funny
But um
Blood Sugar's hot right now
It'll be today., it's a really,
really good game.
What level weapons
do you have in First Descendant?
I'll probably play it
in a little bit
and talk about that
and get into it
but like right now
I'm just kind of chilling
talking about shit.
You mean Bunny?
No, I'm playing Ajax.
I like Ajax more.
Like Bunny seems
like it's a better character
but I just
don't want to play as a girl.
Like I just don't.
I think it's stupid.
And so if I can play
as a big buff guy
with horns
well I'm going to play him.
So yeah.
Ajax is more your style for sure?
Yeah exactly. Bunny's good for AoE.
Ajax is insane at bossing?
Yeah he's really good. I like him a lot.
Have you played Stellar Blade? I played it but I didn't a lot. Have you played Stellar Blade?
I played it, but I didn't finish it.
I will play it eventually though.
Or I will finish it eventually though,
I mean to say.
Ajax Cooley the protagonist?
Yeah, exactly.
But yeah, I've been playing Ajax Clue, the protagonist. Yeah, exactly.
But yeah, I mean like...
I've been playing that.
I've been playing a lot of games recently.
And right now I'm in one of those phases where I'm just playing video games all the time like i'm just really playing video i'm just i'm getting really really invested into playing a lot of games right now and uh
other than that like i've been playing PAL World. In the next couple of days
I think I'm going to do... Maybe tomorrow
I'll stream PAL World
and I'll do all the
level 55 stuff like summon the boss
and the raid pals and all that.
I've gotten everything ready
and I'll be good to go. Did you see the POE
teaser? I didn't but I'm sure
that probably...I don't know if I'm going to do POE or not
this season. I want to but I don't know. Is'm gonna do PoE or not this season. I want to, but I don't know.
Is this the best year of gaming ever?
I feel like gaming is really good.
The people that complain about
Oh! Gaming is bad now!
It's like what are you playing FIFA? You're waiting for the
new Call of Duty? Oh yeah? You don't like
gaming? Oh wow!
That's too bad, I wonder why
Get the fuck out of here
It's crazy
Log expansion year the fuck out of here it's crazy blog expansion uh years are
the best years yeah i mean how is wow doing nowadays
let's take a look and see okay we'll look on Twitch.
How is WoW doing?
Here we go.
50,000 viewers.
Oh they've got this event going on?
That's pretty good. Classic Fresh?
There is no fresh server. They didn't make a new fresh server what
people talking about fresh for
yeah did they make a new fresh server it's community community made. Okay, so it's not fresh
then. Yeah, I didn't think so.
Yeah, I was about to say
Kata is fucking
fun, not gonna lie. Dude, I quit
Kata
Yeah, I quit Kata.
Yeah, I-I quit that like I raided one time we wiped on a boss and I quit the game.
Bro fuck that like I don't want to waste my time on that. Like I beat this boss 12 years ago. I beat it whenever it came out
like i'm not going to waste time
oh you didn't move out of the fire? Okay, I quit
I'm done. I don't wanna play
People just play like fucking idiots, man.
There's drama for the fresh server
too? Oh I'm sure there will be.
People don't
listen on Nefarian? Yeah.
Like for me, I'm past the point in my life where
I care about
clearing a raid
If i'm wasting my time
and people aren't doing what they need
to do,
I'm done.
I'm done.
Like,
I don't want to figure it out.
I'm not going to sit
and wait for people to learn it.
Like,
it's very obvious people are not doing the thing
and that's it.
I'm fucking done.
Are you excited for Delphs?
Yeah,
I'm going to play.
I think that The War Within,
the excitement for the game
is very, very
muted. Like it's good
to see some people doing
Mythic+, etc., but
I just can't... I just can't...
I just can't get excited for it.
I'm gonna be honest, I really just can't because
the new expansion feels like
the old expansion expansion feels like
the old
expansion
what feels
like the
other
expansion
before that
which feels
like the
one
before
that
one
and
I don't
know if
I could
really get
did you
do
dragon
fight raids much no i
didn't the seasonal model of wow makes me
uninterested in the game straight up like i have no interest interest in playing a seasonal version of the game.
Used to play all day.
I'll probably clear until I clear the raid and quit.
Yeah, exactly.
I can't get excited.
Like every single season of WoW what happens is like...
The patch comes out. Everybody's gear gets effectively reset
And then you have to do the same thing that you already did
So you were clearing plus 20s
and then you get reset the clearing plus fives and then you get up to clearing
plus 20s again I just...
You have a new raid to progress.
But like,
raid progress isn't fun for me.
Like listening
to somebody... Okay.
So if you just played
the sounds from DBM
to a prisoner in Guantanamo
Bay, there
would be a very good chance that you could get
charged for cruel and unusual punishment.
Listening to, like...
I'm serious, right? Like if
you go back and you listen to somebody
raid and all the different sound
effects that it plays,
that's the same type of shit
that they would play to terrorists in Guantanamo Bay.
It's outrageous
to just take a step back
and think about
what are you really doing?
Change them then. But the problem is
that they exist, it's not what the sounds are, it's the fact
that they exist.
I still hear the horns? Yeah, I do too.
Are you gonna play the new expansion? Of course I will! Yes!
It doesn't help the emotional connection you had while it was gone? What you said in the past oh with my mom yeah
yeah no definitely that's a factor but like the big factor like i wasn't playing it even before
then like i had lost interest in a lot of cases just because...
...I feel like the game is just played out.
That's the way I feel more than anything.
It's just played out.
You excited for Phase 4 Sod?
Yeah, I mean...excited?
I really don't know if I want to use the word excited
but I am anticipating it.
So yeah, I will play it. I'm burnt-out will play it i'm burnt out well
i'm burnt out but like the reason why is that the game did that on its own
oh it's a Simon said thing?
Yeah, exactly.
WoW 2 with the same team will be bad?
Yeah, I think so too.
But...
Wow just needs a visual reset and a new engine?
Yeah, it's like... I don't know
really. Like, I can
talk about this for a minute,
right? But, like,
I just think there's too much shit
going on in the game.
There's just too much shit going on in the game. Like this, there's just too much
shit going on.
It's too much for me man.
And like
if I wanted to play and
I wanted to take it seriously, yeah,
I could play
and take it seriously
and be part of the 1% again
playing the game.
Absolutely.
I think almost anybody
could if they really
put the time into it.
It's not like being good
at this video game
is any sort of
real test
of mental ability.
It's a video game, really.
And most of the people that play it don't take it seriously.
So if you put eight hours into the game
that people are just playing casually, you're probably going to be better
than they are. It's really not
complicated right? But I
don't find the motivation to do it
anymore because I don't think that the game
doesn't inspire me to do that.
That's the way
I see it. Am I hate-watching? A little bit, yeah.
Usabilities
don't get hit? Yeah.
I have a new
good thing for you. Lost Ark Season 3
raid content? You've typed that like
what, 10 times, right?
Yeah, you've typed it too many times your permaband.
Yeah you've been typing it all stream... yeah just permabanding
If your message doesn't get read in the first two times that you type it, if you type it again
You're risking a permaban. It's annoying I don't want to read you typing
The same thing to me to give you attention stop, it's fucking obnoxious.
I'll look at that whenever I feel like it. I would've looked at it when you linked it to me the first time.
It's everyday bro? Someone on this? I know man.
Well it's just like Twitch chatters you know they just don't get it.
Did you check out the Forever Winter? No I didn't see that.
I don't even know what is.
Wow in Unreal 5?
It will be 2005, Search Turtle WoW 2.0
Why would I want to play on a private...
It's a fucking private server!
Why would I care about a private server?
Any private server. Like, any private server, I immediately don't care about it.
Yeah,
I don't give a shit. Now, ideas
they have could be interesting but like
they're making the game Unreal 5? It's probably going to look like garbage.
There's plenty of Unreal
5 games that look like garbage. I'd rather play
Classic WoW than a lot of Unreal 5 games.
So it's not really going to mean anything to me.
So yeah, either way what I'm saying really going to mean anything to me. So, yeah.
I mean, either way, what I'm saying is like with WoW
the game is just simply
not legible. If you're looking at that
it's just overcomplicated
for no reason.
I overcomplicated for no reason. I hate all the combats
it's the same thing, there's no actual mechanical diversity?
Uh...
I think that there is in a lot of cases
but there's just too many fucking mechanics man. There's too
much shit going on
I do miss playing WoW
I do miss playing WoW
You miss me playing WoW?
I...I miss playing WoW. I miss playing WoW
as well, but not that much.
Like,
I think that playing WoW was really fun,
but
it's just like
I don't know
like
what's with your aversion to private servers?
Because I think they're all selling gold
They're all pay-to-win
There's no
reliability that the server is going to stay
up. There's no integrity.
That's why I'm against
private servers.
So yeah,
their business just like retail wow yeah but i'm not
i'm not saying retail wow is great either right
so yeah i can't yeah you can't stream them like why i don't want to
talk about a private server. I don't care about private server.
Yeah, it's fun, but why play WoW
to get caught? Yeah, exactly.
Some people play it more because it's their life, not only
for the game. Don't forget these people, man. Oh yeah, no
I get that people care
a lot about the game. I get that they care a lot about
the game but
I just...
I think World of Warcraft is in dire need
Of a complete remake
Like, a reimagining of what this game is on the most fundamental level because right now it's not there
like there is something wrong with the game at a fundamental level
not going to happen yeah it's like there are
they're just too risky never gonna happen i agree with you and i'm talking about this is what i think right
it's my opinion what the. so I'm not going to drink it, by the way.
But I just wanted
to see if it would explode because I thought
it would be funny if it exploded on camera why not cuz I can't set it down that's gonna fall over
it's just a soda can like I'll just get another one.
It's likely fine? Yeah,
I know it's likely fine. So I know this might sound weird because of like the rest
of my lifestyle but I
actively refuse to drink or eat anything that is even one day past the expiration date
like unless i'm doing it for like a joke on stream,
I will never eat anything past the expiration date.
Fuck that? Yeah. Even if it's something you know is okay...
No. Just based off principle no
the risk isn't worth it yep that's right a day after is nothing you right, but I don't do it.
Who writes and determines those dates? Somebody with more understanding of it than I do.
How many calories would you say that you eat in a day? than I do.
How many calories would you say you eat in a day?
Um, how many calories?
Probably like 3,000.
Maybe somewhere around there
like 2 to 3 thousand
calories a day.
I think.
I'm not really sure.
Like 500? You think so?
Yeah, I really... I'm not even sure what calorie
I don't really believe in calories.
So, I don't think about it a whole lot. Definitely not? Yeah, I think that
shit's all fake anyway. No you get fat?
Yeah maybe. Exactly they don't exist?
Yeah it's like calories... Like atoms exist!
Calories bro I think its just made up
That's a lot for your building activity levels i don't believe in gravity
no no you have to because it's there
so true just eat everything
you don't believe in calories i think you'd uh i think you'd be skinny if you ate 5K calories every 24 hours.
Maybe, but that's because it's a lot of food not because of the calories though.
I just don't believe in them man.
Oh and by the way
I have no idea what I'm talking about
I am not a doctor
MrBeast says that he'll run for president
if they lower the age requirement
If we lower the age gap
to run for president, I'll jump in
the race.
I'd vote for him, sure. Sure why not? Yeah let's see what happens.
Yeah yeah sure why not?
No?
Don't do it?
Why?
Why? It'd be funny.
Like if- nah it'd be fucking funny if it happened this is somebody's oh yeah
i'd be hilarious it would be it'd be great it'd be amazing to hear
there's an age requirement yeah you have to be 35 requirement? Yeah, you have to be 35
to run for president.
You have to be born in the U.S.
Those are I think
the only two requirements
to be president.
What's this here? Somebody says they won't vote for him.
Oh yeah, I should... you know what?
I'll read some of the quote tweets for this
I bet this will be really good.
View post engagements
We staged a coup to overthrow government
Hey! That would be fucking funny right?
I think this is bad but next election is gonna be Mr. Beast vs Taylor Swift
Would you vote for him? I would
Abso-fucking-lutely
It's happening too fast.
And then you have a man who left his family to wear a dress?
Oh, about that Chris?
Who gives a fuck about that?
The presidential battle if it was good.
Markiplier versus MrBeast.
Man.
MrBe Beast is now performing miracles for millions to see. The second beast performed the great miracles that made fire come down from the heaven and
earth out of nowhere by the way i want to let people know
that is this person
uh they're into it looks like they're into NFTs, so they're probably professionally retarded.
Okay. So MrBeast doesn't fit almost any of the different categories of the
what do you call it?
Of the Antichrist in the Bible.
Like he doesn't, so anybody
who says that MrBeast is the Antichrist
is a fucking moron.
Also like the word
beast is focused but like
the Bible was written in Aramaic.
It was translated like three times over.
So like the actual words and the implication...
Like you're using the King James Bible interpretation of an Aramaic
word as- it's just so fucking stupid!
How can you believe that?
Take your meds numnut. Yeah exactly it was written in Greek
Was it Aramaic, Greek, Old English, English?
Is that- is that it? I don't know.
Oh, was it Latin? Yeah yeah, jeez, Latin ofin of course right yeah yeah no you're right
and uh yeah i was either way right it's like a lot of things have obviously gotten lost society of mr beast Beast was president?
This is all LOLT he, a YouTuber, is running for
president but I'm calling it right now. The beast pivot
to politics as Zoomers reach voting age
there's going to be a force to be reckoned with?
Good.
I don't know why
anybody would be complaining about this.
You know what you should complain about?
You shouldn't complain if you're mad
that Mr. Beast is talking about running for office,
you should be mad at the fact that people are going to vote for him
and also hey you know who you should really be mad
about? You should really be mad about?
You should really be mad About the people that are in government right now
That are making people think
That a better solution is a YouTuber
Maybe
You should think about that
Oh my god Maybe you should think about that!
Oh my god.
We have literal decades of MrBeast ahead.
I'm gonna be honest, guys...
...I think the MrBeast hate is totally fucking
fabricated by
morons.
Totally fucking fabricated.
The only people that are getting mad about this would you still make YouTube videos if your the president I probably focus on writing
largest economy on earth well I mean yeah it doesn't mean you wouldn't make
any youtube videos right just have somebody else do it.
Did people forget
that Trump was literally
a reality TV star?
Yeah,
but he's a reality TV star
because he was successful
in real estate.
Right?
I mean like let's be honest.
Right?
But at the same time, yeah mean look at uh ronald reagan
more on contrarians i think that people don't like mr beast for a number of very stupid reasons
i i number of very stupid reasons. I think that people
should ask themselves, why is this happening?
Trump's an actor
in Home Alone
yeah exactly
if people can't find
something they'll make it up
yep
literally caught for tax fraud
and it's a success
well yeah of course why would people care about
tax fraud like there are the crimes that people
care about and the crimes that people don't care about
like for example people care about. Like, for example,
people care about crimes like animal abuse,
murder,
anything sexual, etc.,
but people don't care
about crimes against tax fraud?
Who cares about tax fraud?
Why would anybody care about tax fraud. Who cares about tax fraud? Why would anybody care about tax fraud?
It's just not the way it works.
Starting wars?
Well, yeah. If something is abstract people don't care about it.
Taxes theft anyway?
Tell that to the government.
You think that if he would be successful he wouldn't need to do tax fraud? No. That's stupid.
No! You can be successful but if you do tax fraud then you save even more money.
So like... Do you want to save $1,000? Did you want to save $2,000?
What are you talking about? Yeah. Why would you risk it is what i mean
uh that's a great question that's a really good point and and that
I think that's the strongest argument against what i'm saying
is that it indicates a person has
a lack of judgment to
get caught. Like basically
I don't care if people commit crimes
but it does matter if you're getting caught
because if you're getting caught, you're incompetent.
If you're committing crimes and nobody finds out about it, it's okay, right?
It is what it is. But if you're getting caught, it means you're a fucking idiot.
You don't want to be a fucking idiot
Would it be successful if he was born into a poor family?
I don't know who cares okay, so you can spend all day debating that and there will never be an answer
that means anything.
Alcohol used to be a crime
yeah people don't really care about the law that much
at least
a lot of people do if you hurt someone
doing crime it's not acceptable
uh depends on who you hurt
really um like it's like yeah it really just kind of depends
what no i'm just being honest
uh define hurting yeah no I'm just
saying like this is just it what yeah
absolutely that's the way that people see it
100%
sorry what yeah so like if you're stealing
something and you run over a random
guy, people aren't going to think that's
as bad as if you run over
a pregnant woman. Absolutely.
It's not even a question.
Yeah.
Of course there's a tier list for this.
Duh!
It's the two
for one? It is the two for one, right?
But even if it's like a young kid
right a young girl or something like that yeah it's totally different
is this that game where zach says the dumbest thing possible and then tries to
get chat to agree or flip out well it's not the dumbest thing possible it's very true
yeah an acceptable vehicular homicide tier list hey there is one though, isn't there?
It's like whenever a female
teacher hooks up with a student versus a male.
Yeah, exactly. Like people think that the
male hooking up with young girls is way worse
than female. Like it's obvious, everybody knows this.
Like that's just the way it is.
Now you might disagree with it right?
You might say that's not the way it should be
I didn't say it's the way it should be
I said it's the way it is
you know what i know everybody knows it
that's right
please make a controversial opinions to
your list
um
i could do a conspiracy
i should do a quiz on like how many of the conspiracies do i really know
because i would like to i i would like to do that. I just haven't been able
to find a good quiz online
that works well.
What about the soldiers
that got left behind
during Afghanistan?
I take tax fraud over that.
Yeah, but what the fuck?
This is on the other side of the world.
It's some other person.
You don't know who they are.
They're in the military.
It's so abstract.
Nobody's going to give a shit about that, right?
Let's be honest. Somebody's really going to give a shit about that, right? Like let's be honest. Somebody is really
going to care.
People are not going to really make decisions
based off of them.
You want to see your character right now?
Oh God. I do need to do that
the thoughts on this a lot of wow streamers jumping my just for asking
what are you what are you doing thoughts Thoughts on this?
I don't know. Probably something stupid.
I'm not even going to worry about it.
Are people now making decisions over Benghazi anymore?
No, I bet if you asked the average voter what benghazi was i bet
you would get less than well if you asked them do you know what it is they'd say yes and then you
ask him what is it they'd say i don't know what it is. Right? So, what's Benghazi?
It was basically like an
American embassy that got
raided and attacked and people got hurt.
And so, yeah, that's Benghazi.
And Hillary Clinton was considered at fault for this uh yeah that's benghazi and like hillary clinton was like
considered at fault for this hillary's fault yeah yeah right
and so like this happened like over 10 years ago i bet less than five percent
of people would care straight, less than 5%. Wasn't that a long time ago in the Civil War? Uh yeah
that happened awhile ago. I recently got kicked from a raid group for not having raid experience, toxic community or get better.
It's toxic if you join
a group that's an experienced group and you don't have experience,
then you're expecting to get carried.
It's toxic if a new group expects people who have experience to carry them.
The expectation comes from a mismatch in expectations,
rather than the expectation itself.
There are toxic elitists but there are also toxic casuals.
PPSDev remember Benghazi
signs in their front yard? Yeah, but people
also say remember the Alamo and they don't
say that either right? That's just the way it is
People forget about stuff like that. Nobody gives a shit.
Would I ever visit South Africaica south africa oh no probably not i don't think it's safe like uh
i i could be totally wrong about this but
like the way people talk about south africa it makes me think it's not safe
straight up like that's just what i think i think
it's not safe
doesn't warm soda bug you? You mean raw soda? Yeah.
Brother, I'm from South Africa. It's safer than any US country.
Uh...safer than any American city.
I don't know what the data on that is.
My understanding
is that, like, the United States
is extremely safe if you take out
a lot of the PvP servers, right?
Take out Chicago,
take out parts in California.
Take out Compton.
Take out probably
a few places in Florida.
Take out... I don't know. Like, a couple
other places. Other than that, it's probably extremely fucking safe.
No, I'm being serious right? I mean what, what, what, who is going to get mad at me?
I am just saying how it is. right? I mean, what? What? What? What? Who's gonna get mad at me?
I'm just saying how it is.
GOP cities have way higher
gun violence rates? I don't know.
I don't care. I'm just saying.
Bro, just saying.
Bro, just go stop being a pussy? Yeah that's true.
Yeah yeah you're right about that.
The murder rate of the top 50 cities in us by population is higher than any city
and Europe I mean we're really best at
everything so it makes sense right
that's the way it goes
you can play dad probably placing firstcendant for a little bit, get into some of that...
But I figure I just sit here and talk and fuck around for a bit.
Like uh- I'm getting my uh- I'm getting
I said this earlier, I'll say it again, right?
Because it was like
we're at the beginning
of the stream.
Yesterday,
I was playing
this piece of shit
Xenlestone Zero
which I think is
a genuinely
very shallow
and mediocre game.
Infinitely worse
than Honkai Star Rail, infinitely worse
than Wuthering Waves, just an inferior
game. And the
game was getting so fucking boring to me
that I started looking online
for the times that places would close
that sell mattresses.
And I ended my stream last night
or yesterday afternoon
and I went and I bought a mattress.
I did,
I bought the mattress.
I went and I did it.
It's getting installed tomorrow
and I had to clean It's getting installed tomorrow.
And, I had to clean up a lot of my room.
Like, I didn't know this but
shoes can get moldy.
So, a lot of my shoes
had mold in them and I was like i didn't even know this could happen
but yeah so i had to show the room oh it's not clean yet but a lot of it is cleaner
than it was right finally his room i did take a picture of my room
because I was like, oh, I'm going to
take a picture before I get rid of it.
Give me one second.
Let me see if I can find...
Is this a good photo?
Yeah, I think
this is a decent photo.
Just want to make sure.
Okay, yeah I'll show it to you guys this is the way
it looks right now.
Okay... There we go!
And... I'll pull it up right here. Nothing problematic.
There it is! That's my room, I cleaned
all- this is by the way, this is clean
Uh, this is after
I cleaned the floor. this entire floor and everything on
the floor was filled with like totally filled with
this is after I cleaned
yes, this is the
after photo
and I sleep right here
go in a vacuum
not bad
yeah
and this is the sheets coming off
The carpets from 2000s. It's actually from the 80s
Or maybe 70s or something like that
You're getting a bed frame? I am getting a bed frame.
I am.
The reason why is because...
...I can put stuff underneath it.
That's the reason.
Why do you have two mattresses?
No,
it's just
I don't even know what that is.
Yeah, your bed's probably moldy.
Is my bed moldy? Oh, maybe it is.
Uh, I don't really know.
But
yeah, this has been my room. You room. I've had this bed as old as I am.
And so tonight's the last night that I'm going to sleep on this bed.
And then it is getting removed. It is gone!
The Blood Wall? Yeah, yeah...
I'll probably have to clean some of that up.
I don't want the other people,
the movers staff
to deal with that.
What was a human roach?
The bed sheets?
Oh,
I don't
use sheets.
I just use
one big blanket,
and then I put another blanket on top of that
blanket.
That's about it.
Yeah, I've just...
The Nintendo thing is moldy? Oh that. Yeah.
But it's been like that for 20 years.
SimShields server rated? Yeah yeah yeah. Switching switching pads yeah i'm getting a new one
gotta see improving i know i know it's weird man it really is you're gonna want
some sheet to protect the new mattress?
I already bought the sheets.
I bought the sheets last night.
Uh, I went to Target...
...I got...
...I got new sheets,
I got new pillows.
Because some of my pillows were moldy too and i'm like there's probably a lot of mold in this house
i wonder how much mold is in the house.
It's so bad for you? Yeah, because like
I had a thing and it was like a bag of potatoes
And... The potatoes had turned black.
I didn't know they could do that because usually the way potatoes evolve is
they get those you know those green things coming out of them but yeah
holy fuck yeah bro that no they had evolved beyond that they were just like dead
yes sprouts yeah there was like black like goo and uh it's like you know returning back to oil
so i got rid of that i got rid of those i threw them away
they decomposed and died yeah Yeah, no I'm serious.
Like that's the way it is. Spoil timer ran out.
I think the mold moved out
The banana... my banana turned to black oil once. Yeah, that's just the way it goes.
Is there mold growing out of that outlet?
No no, it's just that the outlet is damaged a little bit. That's about it. But yeah I mean it's just...I think honestly I've liked this bed a lot but laying in the new one is just a thousand times better
are you gonna change the flooring my dad wants me to i might
i don't know like basically uh two mattresses no wonder you have back problems be careful
well oh the back problems have pretty much all but gone away by the way yeah they're
pretty much totally gone even sleeping in the same mattress i'm
pretty much totally good uh i can wake up every day and i don't
feel anything i feel totally okay so yeah it's not an issue whatsoever do
you ever get sick um do i ever get sick
when was the last time i was sick aside from food poisoning, I got COVID.
Before that...2009 2009.
Yes.
And do you have a lot of headaches? I do. I get a headache about once a month, maybe.
How many times do you get food poisoning then?
I don't know, maybe like once a year?
Something like that?
How did you get covered
you never go out well i don't know it just happens
do you take vitamins no i don't take any vitamins or anything
yeah once a month is fine.
Is that bad?
That's not bad? Once a month
is nothing? Yeah, yeah, something like that.
Headache Headaches are a sign of black mold.
Those are eye strain headaches?
Uh, yeah, maybe a little bit.
Like I don't really have any problems with my eyes or anything like that at all.
You're supposed to get them once or twice a year?
Maybe, I don't know.
But I get very tensed up a lot
so that's how it happens quite often.
During Witch of the Wild expansion
did you get sick? Oh, Wrath of the Wild expansion, did you get sick?
Oh, Wrath of the Lich King.
Yeah it was Wrath.
Um... and then before then
I would only get sick in school
like maybe
Like once every other year,
but I would fake sick a lot.
Like I would fake sick as much as I could.
Like I remember I would fake sick in middle school
more often than I would even go to english class
because english was after lunch and i'd be like oh man my stomach hurts after
lunch i guess i've got to go to the knock that go to the nurses station
again oh wow go to the nurses station again. Ooh, wow!
Too bad.
But yeah, other than that I don't really ever get sick or anything like that.
You have post-nasal drip for ages which is caused by black mold?
Yeah, I used to have really bad allergies whenever I was a little kid but it's pretty much gone away now.
Like yesterday? I had pretty... like kind of bad allergies
But I was breathing in a lot of mold and dust and stuff
So yeah of like mold and like dust and stuff so yeah
did your mom know you were faking
i think she knew because like i would i would She would pick me up and she'd drive
me home and she'd be like...
Because I convinced her that the one
thing that would make me feel better
would be Taco Bell.
And so every time I'd get...
Excuse me. Every time, I would get Taco Bell and then
I would be done right? That would be a don't know yeah exactly
anything sick yeah clearly and uh sometimes it's better to allow yourself to get tricked uh so that you know what's going on yeah definitely not gonna talk about slapped
yeah i used to go talk about with her all the time like probably like once a week even
try one of those air purifiers i have one i have an air purifier
i just don't really use it the the reason why I'm not using-
Well, I do use it, it's just that I need to replace the um...
Uh, the filter in it.
I was actually gonna do that a couple of days ago
but I didn't do that because
I'm uh fucking lazy, right?
That's honestly the real reason.
The air purifier is covered in mold.
Okay. I don't know.
Maybe, like maybe a little bit.
Yeah, I'm not sure.
Like yeah,
I don't know. Ninja got an air filter
that you wash no need to get a new one
yeah but it's probably not that good then
when's the last time you changed the air filter
do you want to see the air filter
what it looks like right now?
You guys want to see it?
All right. so so is that good No?
Oh.
Uh, Oh. Um, alright I'll be right back. I think I have one, I don't know. Let me see. so I do, we're saved. It's okay.
I've got one right here.
There we go.
Go ahead and put this on.
Yeah, I actually didn't know this. I remember I bought these at Home Depot or some shit.
I got the expensive one where it's
the black one that costs a lot of money and i bought like five of them so
I'll put it in right now It's done. Finished!
Throw that away...
Ugh, it'll be black again in a week?
Yeah well I got another one after this.
So I can just get another one it's not a big deal.
Your lungs thank you? Yeah I don't know.
Let's see what else do I have here?
Do I have anything else interesting in this area?
Not really.
I feel like I don't have a lot of stuff.
Yeah, pretty much showed everything that's all around here save the old one why
like i've got i'll just have it that that one will be uh it'll be new soon
do a stream of all your chores so now you're motivated to do them?
It's a lot of work, man. ZenlessZone Zero changed you?
I mean that's how bad it was, man.
Are you on a mission to kill yourself?
We all are.
Have a giveaway for the old filter? Yeah, I don't think so man.
Yeeeah, yeah, yeah don't know about that.
Did you say so bad?
You woke it up?
I know man.
Why don't you pay a company
to clean up your house
tear down the old one
and get you a new one?
Look, look, look. This will walk a new one i look look this is a lot for me to do yeah it's a lot for me to do
i'm excited though imma be real like i'm excited for uh once human i'm gonna be real like I'm excited for fucking Once Human. I'm going to play that game a lot whenever it comes out.
I've been playing the fuck outta this one.
Like, I've been going hard as fuck on this game.
Just a second...
I'll show you guys.
This game is fun? Yeah, it is.
20 hours?
Easy 19 hours.
Have I left the game on?
I don't think I even have.
I think this is all like like this is all me playing time
just straight up me playing the game what was wrong with zzz there's nothing really
wrong with it it was just a really shallow game. Has your opinion changed
on First Descendant? Garbage game, bro.
Pay Tetris?
We'll see what happens.
Is it better than Destiny? I can't
say. I've never played Destiny before.
You're going to play Once Human?
I absolutely am.
When I play a game,
I beat the game.
And whenever I say I beat the game, And whenever I say I beat the game,
I don't mean I roll credits for the game
I totally fucking demolish
the game to the point where
it's a fucking joke.
Like, I was max level in Once Human I had built up my base
I had all the best armor
I had upgraded blueprints
I had everything.
Monster Hunter? Hey, yo,
I played the fuck out of
Monster Hunter. What do you mean?
What do you mean?
I crafted like bonus swords, extra
items, all that stuff.
This is my guy.
I'm all 34 right now.
I'm alright. Doing okay.
Nothing too crazy.
I had to play... I had to kill this dick sucker.
Oh my god.
34?
Is 34 high?
I don't even know.
This is... Is 34 high? I don't even know. His dick's
second name was like a devourer.
Like, they've got these bosses here, right?
And I remember I was fighting... Yeah, this one here, right? And I remember
I was fighting
yeah this one here
Devourer.
Bro
people were having
the worst time
fighting this guy.
They were having
the worst fucking time.
It was awful.
Like, Greg too?
Well because I sold it,
I didn't.
I just queued in with a group.
He's easy...
he is easy but people didn't have the damage and they weren't killing the things.
And also I didn't have a shotgun. These are my weapons right?
So I've got these right here like this gun's kind of decent right?
Now I haven't really done a whole lot in the game yet.
How much did you pay to win?
I don't even know how to play.
I just randomly run around and kill stuff.
I'll show you guys how I'm doing.
Let me see here. I'll pull this up
knock out some of these bitches
He heals while the poison spheres
are in place? Yeah he heals like fucking crazy
I actually thought that-I think a lot of bosses in this game are pretty good.
Like, they're not amazing.
This game is not like the greatest game ever made
but it's a pretty good game and
it synthesizes a lot of existing tropes and ideas together from previous games that are good.
It will synthesize them together in a good way.
Ooh! I got an item!
Oh, it's
a pistol out of care.
Yeah, my damage is fucking insane.
Ooh, these cops The damage is fucking insane. Look at these cocksuckers over here.
Almost killed him.
Yeah, the damage is so good.
Why not Bunny?
I haven't really played her, and also
I don't want to play as a girl.
Yeah, I'm not trying to play
as a girl bro like what do you mean
Eliminate the appeared target?
Okay... where is he?
Is that him?
It's not even a big deal
There's no appeared target. He's dead. That's it? Damn, that was a joke!
Okay let's go to the next one.
This sounds very loud.
I turned it down.
It should be better now.
Half cleared?
Hey bro, half cleared is still clear.
Oh, I gotta go to that one.
Can I go around?
No, I'll go back.
I don't know how to get around in here.
Humanity's
divided. I mean, I don't know what the story is.
I'm going to be real guys.
Like I skipped a story in this game.
Like there's endless on zero story
is like good enough.
It's good enough to get mad
that it's bad.
This story is just like literal dog
shit garbage, and I
listened to it for a little while
And at this point, I don't even know
who any of the characters are
I know that there's like an AI
you need to talk to or something
and uh,
There was a guy named Jeremy that's bad
And he WAS good but then it turned out that
he was bad.
And so that's basically about
all I know.
Oh fuck, I thought I could go around here.
He's a traitor? Yeah, he's really bad. We don't like him at all.
All my homies hate Jeremy.
Let's go around the other side.
I'm kinda fucking up here.
I don't know how to get to this other area.
I think I have to go around
this way?
This game is just a shallow Warframe and Snowbreak ripoff?
You think so? Yeah, I wish I knew.
Like, I haven't played a lot of these games before, so like, I'm kind of
new to the whole genre so to me a lot of this seems fine
game's good you think the game is good i think it's all. I've been enjoying it.
Now there are some things about the game that I don't like, but overall I think it's been fun. I mean shit okay, it should be right here right?
Thank fucking god this took forever to get over here
Okay
Where the fuck do I need to go?
Ancient transmission display. I think the missions are kind of repetitive
that's definitely one like the weak things about the game is like these missions and everything are like super repetitive once analysis like basically every there's
like five different archetype submissions
and then that's about it but you know shooting things and everything like that feels pretty good.
So escort? Yeah it's an escort mission basically.
They're up here. There's a lot of these fucking guys on the line. Who exists?
Holy fuck! We almost got ambushed there. I actually took some damage.
Who the fuck are they? Oh, they're coming down.
This gun I have is really good.
Okay, is it gonna move now maybe i have to move back in Jesus. You need to recharge your shield? It is recharged right
how's it not why is it not recharging What the fuck?
Bro, how do these guys keep showing up?
Okay is it finally ready?
Okay now its finally moving.
Okay we're good.
I never had that happen before.
This sniper scout rifle is my favorite. This area used to be teeming with the order of truth, but it looks like their numbers
have reduced a lot.
Yeah, there's so much damage. This is actually kind of a bad spot for me to be in. Goddamn.
There's a lot of these huh
oh shield recharge thing happened
I had no idea
this looks just like Warframe to me I had no idea.
Is this just like Warframe to me?
Yeah, see, that's the good thing.
For me, I never played Warframe.
So I can't even get upset or mad about about that at all to me it's all new
as we have to grow you can use it to gravitate above the ancestor facility as well. You need to have that.
You definitely should, Warframe's boring?
I don't know,
I just feel like the gameplay loop for this game...
Like the fundamental gameplay
like how it feels to shoot somebody and hit something
feels very good which matters a lot
I'm going to start data collection
It's delicate process and generates specific tables
how the do you kill this guy?
I don't know.
Jesus!
Oh, I'm not reloading. That's why. I'm going to die.
The injuries is big! Jesus, I'm actually going to die. Wow.
Oh, I got it!
Holy shit!
Jesus.
I'm amazed.
Yeah, easy win? Yeah, no. I'm surprised man. I really am.
Okay let's go this way.
Mission failed successfully? True.
Okay, let's go down here.
Shouldn't have gone down there.
Okay how do I get over to that oh somehow it actually put me
down there okay great let's keep going
are there other characters in the game yeah yeah there's other players like usually you're playing
with other people like sometimes whenever you're doing it and like there's like the uh
guys come at you from both directions it's like hard to deal with it.
Like those big guys?
I don't know how to fight them.
I don't know like
really what's the
uh
what the counterplay
is against them.
Yeah, what the counterplay is against them. You have to super punch?
Really?
What's the level cap?
I think level cap is...
Oh. Level cap is... Oh.
Level cap is 40, right?
Is that right? Yeah,
40? And so like how does
the prestige system in the game work why would you want to
press these down they see prestige down to zero yeah 100 on weapons?
Yeah, yeah. Like weapon levels can go up to
100, I know that.
For extra mod capacity?
How many times can you do it?
Is it just once or is it like uh five
times or what
ten times holy shit we have to remove your barrier oh my god!
That's so fuzzily blinding.
Holy shit... It is. do it and eliminate them right yes but be careful the inside of
barriers very dangerous stay focused Jesus. I'm going to just use another gun. That was really close.
I'm going to be honest, like, I'm struggling a lot on this this is going super bad What the fuck was that? Getting health back at least
Okay, things are going kind of well Getting health back at least.
Okay, things are going kind of well.
Well done. Where's the big guy?
There he is.
Got him. Shit. shit
oh my god!
Yeah, I'm just gonna use this for now. There's too much going on.
Oh my god... going on
okay got your pitch The barrier is getting weaker. Eliminating the final Vulcus to save the energy should open the way. Weak. Got him.
That was my last shot.
Fuck.
Bro, I'm struggling a lot on this. Oh my god.
I wanna see if maybe- Maybe I have like better armor or something like that
Let me get over there first
That was close. Stole as hard as fuck? Yeah, that
was bad.
I feel like-
People are gonna think I'm lying right?
I've actually never struggled as much as I am right now
And I don't even think it's streamer do
you know
i think it's just like the shit's harder
now
okay
you gotta level your mod cards i don't even know what that is!
Yeah, I'm not-I don't even know what the fuck that is man.
This area's kind of a reality check. I'm gonna
be honest, like it's not really hard
It just like..I mean it is
but like i just need to play better and
not make mistakes.
It's really not that complicated.
That's a pretty good fucking sniper, look at this shit!
Oh fuck, we got- it's a big number! We got a big number, we're gonna use that.
Okay and I get anything else good? Just 2.7k No looks like everything else is garbage here yeah this is all garbage
This gun is really good
should i upgrade this gun because like i don't
i don't know anything about the game. Like this energy activator?
No, do not.
Use it on your descendant? I already did.
I don't think i can do it again.
Extremely hard to get those?
Yeah I had two of them.
Dr Hammond, I haven't actually submerged myself yet.
Okay let me go this way. This is the closer one.
Okay... here we go!
Save it for now? Yeah, I just don't know how it works.
Nice!
Get the fuck out of here.
The damage, dude... Like I'm gonna be real like my damage is so good
i feel very good about it
i think it's just this gun
how do i have two of them? I don't know.
I'm just shooting people
Okay, we gotta go to the next one.
I'm gonna use this more.
Where they at?
What?
He's not dying in one hit!
What the fuck?
That's so dumb. Okay, that's pretty good.
Better than what just happened.
Shoot the weak points?
Yeah I didn't know what the weak point was
look at that even a headshot doesn't kill him that's so dumb The hitboxes for these characters are actually pretty good, I would say. Okay. Don't get it, idiot!
The gameplay is too easy?
Um...
I can see why people say that.
Gotta get the sniper out. Fuck!
That damage is so fucking good.
It's insane!
Okay, let's go back over to here.
If you like this game, you should look into Warframe.
Yeah, do I
like this game or not?
I think that I do like
this game.
I've been enjoying it so far.
... I do. I've been enjoying it so far. Warfram's ass?
Stay away.
I don't know
i think that like for me like i have no problem playing games that some people don't like but it just depends on like what the experience is and you know like
if i'm going to enjoy it or not.
So, is playing solo
really that bad?
Okay, I guess I need to go to...
We'll just do this one first? Why not?
At least this is a nice place!
Warframes also pay-to-win, is it? Nice.
Okay. Get outta here bitch!
... get out of here I really don't like the fact that I'm not one-shotting okay dude this is insane oh my god There's another one?
Okay, fuck it. I'm just gonna be aggressive.
... Okay.
Okay, behind us. Okay behind this i'm trying to reload bro I can't reload shit bro this really Shit!
Bro, this reload... Where's my teammates?
I don't know.
I got really lucky with that level up
That was a really good for me.
Security has to be safe.
Okay, where is the thing?
I'm also missing a lot of my shots.
That's like the main reason why this is hard honestly just making mistakes
Okay, let's go up and get all this stuff.
Hopefully I can get a weapon that'll one-tap him again.
Right now
I think that's what really holding me back.
If I had that,
I would be good.
Okay, let's go get it.
Get back up there? Upgrading mods will one tap them?
Yeah, I don't even know how to do that.
Like, I haven't done any upgrades or any level ups
Or anything like that at all. Like I'm just
running around.
It's an Albionion okay after i do this area
i will um i'll go over there and you guys can show me
because i really did i have no idea.
Okay, here we go!
I wonder if i can do this one? I've started working on security, keep the
It's so fucking many now What? so Easy Jesus! That one went way fucking better, Holy shit, that was a joke!
What the fuck was the other one then?
Yeah, that was insane!
Okay let's go back. Yeah, that was insane!
Okay let's go back.
Is that trying to say Warframe Challenge impossible? A lot of people have complained about the game being similar, I just-I mean, I've only played one of these games before so like, I really don't know what's similar and what's not.
Hipfire sniper is 100% accurate? I didn't know that.
I might try that. hmm
the upgrade systems are similar i'm a warframe player top 50 world and it's pay to win a cell?
I mean...
I think games that are pay-to-win,
it's only like
a really big deal
whenever you can
infinitely pay-to-win.
Like if you could buy
something that gives you an advantage,
That's like not good but it's not as bad as it could be
It's like infinite pay-to-win
Use three shots together?
What a bunch of bullshit that is.
What?
Who the fuck is hitting me?
Wait, what? Oh, what the fuck
i didn't even see them I'm just gonna use this, man. Like, after I kind of lose control a bit,
I feel like I need to use this gun.
Okay, yeah, it's these cocksuckers that are coming in from the side man. Okay they're dead.
He's dead.
Okay, move out of that.
Okay...
This is actually going pretty well.
I'm gonna be honest, I think this is good!
What? They're immune?!
What the fuck do you mean they're immune?!
It's dead. It's over. Fuck!
Shut up! shit 30 seconds. Okay.
Okay.
Mission fucking failed.
Fuck!
God damn it.
I didn't- well, no. It's like those guys at the beginning put me behind.
That's why I died.
Do I get any better guns?
Okay, I got a better sniper rifle.
Great!
Anything else?
A fucking course knot.
Shit!
Send a tele-resurgence Let's go again.
I think I can get it this time should be no big deal.
We need to check what's going on.
Oh, I just have to watch these fuck asses over here. so Right here. See? Now I killed him, no big deal.
See that? that but i can't even damage him so Jesus! I
Okay, knock him down Fuck no Fuck! No!
Okay...
It's dead. It's dead. It's over. You know how much it costs to repair that thing?
Not so quick!
I'm not going to let you do this.
I'll just go ahead and get the car.
Okay, I got it.
I'll be right back.
I'll be right back.
I'll be right back.
I'll be right back.
I'll be right back.
I'll be right back. I'll be right back. It's over. It's over, it's over I'm just gonna run away.
It's alright, I can't kill that.
It's over.
You don't have skills?. It's just like...
Bro, it's like the highest health
base mob with immunity
and a shield on every other
mob around them. I'm not gonna kill that.
It already put me too far behind,
I had two more minutes to go.
Skills hit them? It didn't matter.
I-I already lost too much at that point.
Yeah, I-I hadn't The communication from Peter nearby is transmitting an emergency signal.
Yeah, I had no chance.
Okay let's go.
Kill the minions connected? No you fucking retard that's not how it works they're immune so Okay.
High level energy source detected
oh my god it's another one of the fucking shields I have to kill this guy first.
Dead.
Like, super dead. I'm super-dead. Jesus fucking Christ!
It doesn't even matter. It's over, it's over I gotta try again.
Jesus Christ!
This is bad.
It's like if I get one that has that damage immunity, it's over.
I can't beat it. The communication computer nearby is transmitting an emergency signal.
Hit the immune guys with your abilities? Nah, it doesn't matter. It wouldn't have worked.
You need to check what's going on.
I'm gonna do like this one-I'll try and do it a couple more times, then if it doesn't work, I'm just going to stop.
How am I getting hit from here? so All right, things are going well so far. We need to protect the repeater. That is delicate equipment, so be gentle with it.
I'm coming for you! All right, things are going really well. This is great!
Nice. nice Keep coming! Watch out for those with heavy weapons. They can blow lives and destroy computers. I'm going to get the other one. Shit!
I got 50 seconds left and it's almost dead.
Fuck!
Fuck, man!
Nope... NOPE No!
NO!
No, Oh!
Bro, I just let them get around me man. Okay... Okay.
This is fucking brutal, man! Send it, everything's urgent.
This is fucking brutal man.
I've never failed a mission this many times.
That was way better attempt? It was only better because i got lucky
it's not better because i played better i got lucky and the mobs that i wanted to spawn spawn so so Okay, this is going really well.
Jesus Christ! Jesus man. Okay. so be gentle with her. Okay...
Fuck!
Motherfucker, get the fuck out of here!
Okay... Okay.
We might get it this time guys, this could be it. Okay... okay
wait why not work?
Okay. This guy?
Fuck!
I'm gonna die. Jesus Christ!
... Ascendant, the repeater is being attacked. High-level energy source detected. If they hit the repeater... I don't know how long it'll last.
You know how much time we need to wear that thing? Stop it, quick!
Fifteen seconds. Four.
It's not over? Yeah, yeah I gotta kill this thing.
Oh!
He's managed to keep the communication communications from being destroyed
oh my god that was fucking brutal man jesus christ
jesus
first try yeah i mean well again i just like i almost lost it there man you didn't use your z ability
i don't know what it does yeah i've never used it before i have no idea what it does
i probably should look into it.
To ensure safety of the ruins area, we're commencing an operation to annihilate the enemy.
Our goal is to completely eliminate all
enemies in the ruins it's like a shield really seems pretty good Yeah, see like this is no big deal.
Some of these missions are just like crazy hard so Yeah, I don't know how to kill those guys really.
Why solo? Because I don't really...
...I don't like playing with other people generally.
To be totally honest...
Okay, so how the fuck do I kill this thing?
Well that worked. Don't let your guard down. Where is he?
Where's the big boy?
I don't see a big boy.
This is nothing! Oh, that's a fat fuck!
All this hillbilly nice holy shit man that was brutal
oh my god Shit, man. That was brutal.
Oh my god...
Jesus...
Okay, big check- yeah that was easy? Yeah I know, man.
Press Z? What does Z do?
Huh...I wonder what this does?
What's that supposed to mean?
Hmm... immediately it's a big bubble shield this mission symbolizes everything that humanity has long awaited
see if there's anything good that I got here.
Damn! Why do I keep getting garbage?
Oh my god! Wow hear me well that one's really good to try and meet you
i'll be waiting at the ruins that contain the prime hands
there's something that i don't know if i want to get rid of that
mastery wrench oh yeah yeah yeah
oops Oops, this is the wrong gun.
Okay let's go to there.
Rate the game out of 10? I think it's like a 7.
About seven, somewhere around there.
It's decent.
Uh, it's not like super good but it's decent.
That's what I would say.
What makes the game fun? The gameplay, if you don't like the gameplay then it's bad right?
I mean like what the fuck its not even complicated
Descendant complicated okay
let's fucking do this Is that really how you feel? I have not given up on anything, Major.
Just as you have not...
You only did 10% of the content?
You think so?
I guess we'll find out.
If you could trade premium currency for in-game items, would you rate it higher? Oh I mean that would be... yeah then it'd be a real game. The entrance to the rooms is blocked.
Let's go.
We need an engineering unit breakthrough.
We'll send you an engineering unit once all vulgas near the entrance have been removed.
It's lagging?
Mugin will lead the engineering units to the scene while keeping an eye on the rooms and the walls.
Understood, HQ. On where are they? I'm keeping an eye on the roof. Jesus! Look at the damage.
Like, I'm not killing these things in one hit. This is weird.
Okay we gotta go this way. I'm about to hit max level.
Holy shit! I can't believe you. Wait, what is that voice?
It seems to be the voice of the ruins' internal system...
Okay.
...but we have no records of any such system.
Perhaps the ruins are reacting to the Iron Guard. What's this?
It is what it is. Sometimes you take damage.
That's the way it goes.
Oh, I remember this area! This was in the beginning of the game.
BOOM stormed my fell in that operation by seizing the eye of God.
Lieutenant, I will send you the route by comparing it with past records. Use it to get to the Prime Hands. Over.
Gotcha, bitch!
I hate those fucking things man. Those are the only things that make me have to play differently you know watch a being able to like run through and do the big explosions do feel really good though.
Shoot him in the cock? All right, good idea! In this area of electromagnetic energy...
The area around the red sphere and areas connected to the prime hands, or any iron heart have powerful electromagnetic fields.
It's one of the clues that humans have used to locate the iron cars...
The platforming in this game is pretty clean, all things considered you know?
It's pretty good.
Actually no it'll probably teleport them over.
They should be fine. We have detected a Vulcan signal That went pretty well
dude my damage sucks dick
why is my damage suck so much dick?
This is bad.
Mods, you really think I need to upgrade my mods? I've never upgraded mods, as I said.
... Yeah, what's get it after this. Okay guys? I also played Remnant 1 and Remnant 2 on the hard difficulty, so...
...I'm used to bullshit FPS stuff.
That was way- that's way harder than this Bring it to me!
This shit looks like Dollar Store Destiny.
You're playing with three players?
No I'm not, these aren't...
What do you mean 3 players? No way!
You think I don't fucking know that?
Okay. I would prefer to delay using the iron heart.
We've already had this conversation, can't you just trust me for once?
It's not about who writes it on alpha
I just want to use the information we received from Dean's or his team Okay.
Okay.
What a cocksucker he was.
That immunity shit drives me crazy.
According to the package, there is some out. the place where you are fighting is a very important facility
any remaining vulgas Okay. This is going well!
Is loot shared?
No, I think everybody gets their own loot right?
I don't really know.
Oh that's a big cock!
So what happens if i use z now oh i don't need to give me the wound
what a piece of shit!
What's this?
Huh, that's cool. What's this? Huh.
Oh fuck this.
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?! I need to be recharged.
Get the fuck out of here!
Just gonna go over it man
surprised actually got hit by that jesus the phase ship device has been activated now we can get to the prime hands
jesus Jesus!
I thought I was gonna fall off there. I'm glad I didn't
Yeah bro, I thought I was done.
Who's this cocksucker?
Oh, this bitch? okay let's go That was a big fight. What's happening? Jesus! Jesus.
This bitch has so much health.
How'd I miss?
Two more?
Oops.
I'm just gonna use the big gun.
Fuck.
What's she doing? Please don't put those balls up All right, big numbers. It's kind of a stupid way of playing the game, but it works. What the fuck? Alright, she dead.
She dead!
Get the fuck out of here what it's my fault What the fuck?
I'm probably doing the most damage.
Oh, why am I there?
What the fuck?
Okay. Why am I there? What the fuck? This does a lot of damage.
Alright!
There we fucking go, boys.
She traps you in a cube? If you touch the walls it freezes you... is that right?
Okay Is that right? Okay. If that is what HQ wished.
These are the mother boxes.
Mail has lost and found, so you get the items you missed picking up.
Okay I will.
Yeah true...
I watch this cinematics but don't listen to the dialogue.
So like I don't really know why this is happening.
Basically there's these balls that
This guy that's bad wants
And then this girl
Is an AI But you can only see her if you're a wizard.
It's breaking the fabric of reality.
Oh no!
That's bad.
What the fuck did you do?
What?
Is that bad? I think
that's bad. It is my role to protect you. Why would you hit the armor
that's me by the way
this is actually pretty cool.
It's probably the coolest cinematic I've seen so far.
To help humanity. One has to know this. uh-oh
oh cut him in half.
Is he dead though? Probably not.
Nice! That was cool.
Okay, let's get the fuck out of here
Alright
Dude
The guns I must have got
Out of this area
This must have been crazy bro like i i like the this damage is gonna be nuts
okay here we go results that leave much to be desired what do we get however there is still one final option
there's something i wish to tell you now
to tell all of humankind
starting good It's not even good.
Can I lock an item? How do I lock an item?
You? Why wouldn't you...
Because everything else here
sucks big fat donkey dick.
Let's be honest, like everything here sucks.
We're going to get rid of all this stuff.
Okay, what about the upgrade thing?
Where are the green numbers? There's no green numbers? Okay they're all bad.
Max shield is plus 30.
I kind of don't want to get rid of 5% crit
I feel like 5% crit's really good.
... I'm gonna get rid of this.
Get defense, look at the ammo types, I know what the ammo type was
Okay so after this I'm going to upgrade my mods. Is that correct?
Yes, Okay.
Me too!
Are you going to destroy the Ironheart?
That's your true purpose?
If that's the case, the Ironhearts could have just been destroyed in the first place.
Yeah we didn't have to play the game. She probably didn't know until she saw what happened when we used one
and there is no way Alpha would've allowed it.
Okay and yes I will do this. There are no way Alpha would have allowed it. Okay, and yes I will do this.
There are no other options.
Descendants...
...I have received the details of your conversation with the Guide.
I wish to speak with the descendants regarding the operation.
No,
regarding the future of humanity.
I invite you all
to return to HQ.
Okay.
And so... Capacity is 2, alright.
Alright, so that's done. And we gotta go talk to this guy
yeah i haven't upgraded a single one you get an ultimate smg that you can upgrade
I don't even know what that is destroying
okay so now what oh i have to talk to the girl
what do you want important operation oh she's hot
i understand every What do you want? Oh, she's hot.
Done! DONE!
Finished!
Talk to Valby? Who the fuck is Valby?
Oh I gotta go back over there.
Alright, so...
Upgrading mods. Inventory.
How do how do I do this?
No, there's an NPC.
Oh.
NPC Oh. NPC west of map?
Module master, I bet that's who I need to talk to.
I have to talk to the module master.
Yeah? That's what I thought.
That's what would have made sense you know?
Let's go over here... okay
Uh yeah Okay.
Uh, yeah. Ooh! I've never been in here.
What the fuck?
What the
fuck?! Enhanced modules What the fuck? Hey there, what can I help you with?
Enhance modules.
Um... um What do I do?
Do I upgrade the purple ones?
Rifling fire rate.
This one here?
Should I upgrade this? this Okay.
Wow!
... Okay, now what?
Shock punch? Okay, I'll do shock punch next. Should I do it again? Skill cooldown.
Oh, that's really good.
I want that.
Increased HP.
I want this too. More HP- DAMN!
Oh, I'm gonna do this one again!
And so it doesn't matter if I'm wasting this on blue ones? Does it even matter?
I guess I should do one of the defense, right?
Upgrade punch? Okay.
How many times?
Max it out? Really?
Really? really
i don't know guys i'm gonna get more defense.
Yeah, I feel like I want more defense.
Skill effect rate, that's really good! I'm gonna get this.
We'll do one Moe again. No, two, two,
two, two. Capacity is the important thing? I don't know what that
is! Who cares what the fuck that is?
Okay so nimble fingers... fuck that is.
Okay, so nimble fingers...
Oh, maybe I should do- oh yeah, I'm gonna do
skill cooldown.
All attribute- I'm gonna do one more of these.
Module capacity is at the top? Yeah, but I'm not even close to it.
Damn! Bro this maxes it out a lot!
Wait so I've been playing without any
of these defenses? That's why Shroud wasn't taking any damage.
Oh fuck, I had no idea!
This makes so much sense.
This makes so much sense, guys.
Increase shield?
Oh I should do that. I'm going to do more shield.
Skill expansion. What's this?
Oh, I should probably
get that too.
It said no mod It's a no module run. Get more HP? Okay.
Ooh, we're big dicking on the HP. Look at this!
Wait, I'm getting
20% HP per upgrade?
This is insane!
30%, 30%?
I'm such a fucking idiot. I had no idea about this
Oh my god
upgrade your death no i'm upgrading this because i want to do more damage to more guys we'll do some more death now.
One mo'. One mo' again, and then we should be good.
Alright, now let's look at the weapons.
Agony... do I want more agony?
I wanna get one more of this since it's cheap
okay so Oh, this one
i wonder which of these is good Huh.
Okay. So, now that I have
How much health do I have now?
Does it say?
It doesn't say Okay Okay, so for my weapon mods... Um...
Fatal Critical.
... I think I should get rid of recoil, right? This is 8%. That's really good.
Reclose useless? Okay, we're getting rid of it.
I feel like...I don't even want to know if i should go with fire rate.
I feel like this is also bad.
What do you guys think? Fire rate adds to DPS? Okay.
Rounds per magazine...
Um.... Um...
I think let's not get this. Let's get more damage.
I'm thinking about accuracy.
Search crit or attack? Well let's look at the
purple ones. When attacking enemies electrified with
attacl-trationarm, that's garbage.
This is pretty good right here. Look at this!
Sort by new? Oh, sort by quality? Okay.
Wait purple is better than yellow?
What? That's not how games work.
Oh... Oh.
I hit the wrong...
Okay, good.
Okay.
So... That seems good That seems good.
That seems really good.
That seems good too. This seems good. Wow! That's crazy.
So these have been in the game the whole time? Wow.
. wow
click on equip recommended no it only puts on the blue ones i don't think
the blue ones are good we're gonna cancel that if they were
good they'd be purple
purple goes down yeah I feel like right?
Should I get this here?
Because I feel like this is really good.
Go max attack?
Should I do max attack or max crit? Okay. crit attack okay so we're going to do Pinpoint Shot.
Crit Rate.
What? so What the fuck would it be incompatible?
Read this screen, Doesn't make sense.
It says a module of the same group is equipped already, this isn't the same
group, this is a sharpshooter, this is a pinpoint
This one says attack, this one says attack.
Which one
is the group?
The attack group. Okay, so attack is the group.
Okay, got it.
Alright, now I understand that.
Well then I should do crit damage, then.
Yeah we use this.
Okay... Yeah, we use this.
Okay.
Max out rifling?
Okay. Ask me anything about modules. Oh, but if I do it again It'll max it out and I won't be able to do it
So then should I just keep maxing all
these out
you can click the arrow oh i see you can't do that in off slots no it says 42 out of 42.
Max out shock punch?
No, it's like 15,000 man I don't think
I should max this out.
Max module capacity oh that's really good i should do that
okay never mind. Okay well what about my modules? I feel like that's really good. Hmm.
CDR?
CDR?
I don't know if CDR... Maybe I should get this.
I think skill cost reduction would be really good.
Like, I think that'd be really good.
Hmm...
Not on Ajax? Okay people people don't like the idea that...
Did I put that there? No.
Okay.
What should I go with then? Okay.
What should I go with, then?
I feel like this is good. That's...
dog shit. I have that equipped already.
Energy collection? You think this here
pick all defense mods and iron will node, I'm gonna do it.
And I'm going to upgrade it.
Enhance... it welcome to the march enhance
that's big value even at level 1? Yeah, I think so too.
It's 47%.
Okay, I've upgraded.
Huh? Okay. Oh no, I'm fine.
Never mind, I got confused.
I've upgraded so much guys
I feel like
i'm ready to do anything
i feel like a god now
i haven't even played the game i feel
like a god yeah
craft a weapon well why would I craft
a weapon? Shouldn't I just pick up a better
weapon? Why the fuck would I do that?
Yeah, why would I do that?
Like, I just go and get Mash Falls on my weapon.
You can craft an ultimate weapon...
...you can't pick up ultimates?
Huh?
Well, like, wouldn't I just replace it eventually?
Because all the weapons I get,
I just end up replacing.
There you are! weapons i get i just end up replacing
there you are are you hurt our faultments are craft only entire gulch called the eye of truth. Should I try to...
Should I try and go
and do that?
Okay.
I'm gonna look into weapon crafting
after i do these dungeons, okay?
I wanna try- err... these missions
I want to try it out and see what the differences are
We have Wait, I have 5000 health now. That's way more than i had before like my health doubled
holy Holy shit!
Where they at? Yeah, I'm definitely doing way more damage. hide here artillery fire
yeah this is really good I don't even need to do anything, I just stand here now.
Can I just put up another shield? This is nuts! oh
jesus Jesus!
I can just tank everything.
You didn't even upgrade weapons that much? Yeah! Dude, I don't even take damage.
Oh my god... This is insane. so Even now I'm still not even taking damage at all. Maybe a little bit, but not really.
This is basically Diablo with guns?
I mean it feels like it.
I scammed in bombs? Like, I don't even take damage?
This is amazing!
I just put a shield up, who cares?
... This is really...
Man!
This is a whole different universe.
Uh... yeah!
Have I done hard mode yet? I don't know how to do hard mode. while I check the situation. Okay.
Enemy reinforcements have arrived.
Are they really trying to stop us?
Smoke on the wall! This is really good, man.
Like I'm kind of in shock, honestly.
I just thought the game was getting harder.
Yeah!
Damn, so I just...
Imagine with the ultimate weapon?
Yeah, we'll see about that.
What's this?
A bunch of bad boys
ham Where's the bad boy?
There's an elite bad boy.
Where is he? This is nuts, man.
It's like I just started playing a new game.
What's this? Oh, I gotta go over here. Elite Abomination?
Oh. Shaking watch out in the trap i can feel water drop shaking
a powerful focus must provide what
jesus Jesus. Jesus. so okay so what happens if I just put this down and I just start I just start blasting Fantastic.
Wait, it's actually working! I'll be at the um That's crazy.
Wow.
Okay, how the fuck do I get over there?
I don't even know.
Let's go this way.
I'll figure it out. Ah, I see. here we go
you know see even types of weapons yeah I feel like you want to do that
to maximize ammo recovery, right?
That's kind of what I'm assuming.
I don't really know.
But that's what makes sense to me.
I like it? No, I
like the game. The game is good.
Like, I think at endgame
there's probably gonna be issues
because it's a new game and usually
at endgame that's never new games suck. But, you know... Oh wow! I
have another player! What the fuck? Who is this guy? guys Oh, oops.
Do I have a heal?
I gotta run.
Where's my health?
Okay.
By the way, this is the laziest fucking then whenever the balls respawn that's the worst part. Just, can you do it for me? I don't want
to do it.
Exactly, yeah, it's just like
really stupid.
... shit get the fuck out of here, fuck you! Jesus man, he just respawns his balls. so Shoot them in order?
That's so fucking annoying.
Is that really how it works?
That's such trash, bro. Like wow! What fucking retard did that?
It is such a stupid fucking mechanic what are twice yeah
that's crazy how bad that is
it's like impressive. so it's like if you're not watching it actively you have to re-kill them
jesus christ the guy keeps dying yeah i know
see i can't even see it!
Jesus Christ. And they move, yeah it's just... and he turns around
what a bad game so so Thank God.
Wow, what a piece of shit okay how the fuck do I get out of here I had no idea you have to kill them in order.
I remember playing the game yesterday and thinking maybe that's why,
but then I thought there is no way they are going to do it because
that's so stupid. There's no way they'd do that
that's crazy
it's only for that boss.
Well, it's for any of the bosses like I just think the ball mechanic is fucking annoying.
Let's go over there.
That's not that bad. No, it is.
It's garbage because if you play with other people
You have to keep in mind the balls move around and the boss turns around
So if you have one person who isn not on the same page, they can wall
you and fuck up the entire game. That's garbage.
It's shitty difficulty, and it like lets one person sabotage everybody else
because they don't understand a mechanic that's
not intuitive. It's just stupid. You ever would know by hard mode?
Yeah, but people probably like... the thing is that
People aren't going to get to hard mode if they don't understand the way mechanics work.
Right and things just aren't understand the way mechanics work.
Right? And like things just aren't, things don't make sense.
They're not gonna play that far anyway.
That doesn't matter. Let's just
keep going.
Okay. Okay. that doesn't matter let's just keep going
okay
the electronic jamming signals are gone let's go
yeah the damage here is so much better Is the game worth playing?
Uh, yeah.
I think it's worth playing. That's a fat boy.
God damn it. That's how it's fucking done. There we go! I'm gonna make him do the work. so That's the game. I think that the game, like as
I said there are some things that I would want to see
like a little bit different but
overall I think the game is very good
Uh I don't even know about- game is very good.
I don't even know about... Maybe not very good, but I think
the game is good.
It's a good game. It's a good base.
It plays well.
Overall,
a lot of positive things to say.
Now is it the best game that's ever been made?
No.
But it's pretty good.
Yeah, that's what I'd say.
Nice!
Okay.
After this we're gonna look and see
once we get the next set of missions or like next big mission i want to
look and see this legendary weapon thing
good enough and fun enough yeah exactly like i've been going in on this game a lot
like you guys see obviously like i started today at like level 35 that's
what i mean because i'm playing a lot off stream you know okay so
so how the fuck do i craft this legendary weapon
that's what we need to know.
Shot for hours? Yeah, I don't want to watch them.
You should have a quest to craft it. Is this...
Where's the quest?
Thunder cage? Okay.
Tracking on.
Okay, let's go talk to Anass.
Is this it?
Uh...
I don't think so.
Where's an ass?
Oh.
Okay, let's go. Alright get the fuck over here.
What happened to Xenazone Zero?
She's not that good.
Ooh!
You can get a new descendant or weapon through...
What's research?
Here various items are proposed.
Check the recommended research list.
Select the topic you want to research.
What the fuck? Why would I want this one? There's only 184 DPS. Looks like a piece of shit.
Cause I look at the gun, and I see this motherfucker. This looks like a big-ass fucking gun.
Look at this!
That's a big boy right there.
You can get levels on it?
Okay.
So what's the best gun guys, what's the best gun, guys? What's the best gun?
Thunder. Okay a lot of people are saying thunder. We're gonna go with it.
Alright. Research request...
Okay, can be accelerated. How do I spend money to make this accelerate?
Done? Alright.
Tractor received an item. Yes! Okay good. all right
trajectory see this item yes okay good Okay, so...
I've done it now let me equip the gun I can junk it?
Well, I probably don't want to do that because it's legendary.
So... go to the weapon bench.
Bad rolls? You think that's a bad roll? I think it's a good roll.
... If you need something for battle, go find anyone better.
Why the fuck would anybody do this?
Workbench, okay.
Weapon level transmission This one says 7. That's a bigger number.
So I just do this?
No, the highest DPS is lower.
This one is the highest because it's the highest level.
Okay, I'm gonna do it. Guys,
I'm doing it. It's gonna happen, I'm doing it! It's going to happen.
I'm doing it right now.
It's 60.
Okay...
Weapon readjustment.
And I can re-roll these things.
Crit rate...
I feel like this is the bad one, right?
Okay. this is the bad one right
reroll all I just re-roll right now. so Okay, let me do it again.
Block the yellow? Why?
Why the fuck would I care about the Legion of Immortality.
It's bad.
Yeah, like that's...
Keep the electric damage It's kind of good, right? That's kind of good.
So we should get rid
of this one then, right?
Because this one sucks.
Okay. It's too expensive to keep three. Keep the golds? Why would i keep this it's garbage
why would i keep garbage
so I think I should keep this one.
I don't
think I should keep any other ones besides that.
And crit damage?
No, it's only blue! Keep fire?
You're gonna actually keep the purple one?
That makes it cost 5.
It's 20 to reroll one stat. I'm doing it. so Got it.
Alright, Enhanced Unique Ability? Enhance unique ability?
Keep it- yeah, we're keeping that one for fuckin' sure.
But now I have to get rid of my good gun this is my favorite gun
that's my favorite gun i gotta get rid of it Keep it? Okay.
Remove the DMR, this?
Fuck no!
Re-roll my favorite gun?
What do you mean, reroll it?
What?
Wait, what?
What?
So I can just keep upgrading my own gun.
Why the hell would I fucking... Wait till 100? Okay.
I'm gonna make sure
I have this on lock.
Uh...
Who cares? Okay. Let's go do these other missions
Thunder has AOE
put mods in a new gun
Oh god.
Well, I don't think I should use the new gun. I don't think it's good.
I think the new gun is bad.
I don't like it.
Why not? Because it does less damage i can tell what those are damaged obvious
try it okay fine okay fine huh
so if it does electric and its thunder cage i should do electric conductor right?
Yes.
Okay Okay.
Do rifling? No, I don't think so.. I'll do that.
Fatal crit? Did I put that in there? purple
i should put that in there too, right? Hmm.
I'm gonna get this.
I'm going to get Markman
I can't do that, I can't do this...
I can't do that...
I guess now we'll just put in blues.
That seems pretty good.
That's crazy.
Why can't I?
This is better, 10% crit's way better. It's not even close. Okay Okay.
Now we're good.
Hopefully this gun is good, guys.
Like if this gun is bad... I don't know what I'm going to do with myself. Hmm.
It's garbage? Chat's trolling? Let's find out.
This better not suck dick guys. Better not suck dick!
Let's go! I think it sucks. I can investigate without getting caught.
The other gun did the same amount of damage and had way more ammo.
How's this good?
I spent half my time reloading.
Man, it's not like it's bad right? It does AoE.
Alright alright, I'll stick with it, I'm gonna stick with it okay guys? guys
it's got this weird hole in it too
let's see this AOE damage. It was really that good.
Look, I have a reload. My whole life I'm spending reloading.
That was kind of good. ah Ahhh. I guess I'm doing some Aooe damage which is kind of good It's like the damage map.
Like, that's good, but it's not big dick.
You know? It's just okay.
And also it's like harder to control the recoil for it
Like...
I don't know.
Oof! Hitfire instead of ADS? Okay.
Let me try and use my other gun. Did I do it? Yeah, I did. Okay.
Where they at?
Let's see if this gun is any better.
Damn, it can't even come home in one hit?
What a piece of fucking garbage. This gun sucks.
Yeah, I mean the AOE is really good. I'm gonna have to say like that...
Like it does come in. It's a mob gun? Yeah, yeah.
It's not that bad.
Fuck out of here! Oh, that's right. I keep ADSing.
Let me go get all my stuff. What a loot, what a loot, what a loot, what a loop.
Okay, we finished this?
Yeah, I don't know guys. Like, I feel like it's okay but like...
Is okay good enough for it to be good?
Not really. I feel like it's just okay.
Oh yeah, it's just like...
I mean, I'm not saying it's bad.
But like, it's probably just not my
playstyle too.
And I think also like
it probably will be better like whenever i'm max level and that way
I'm comparing it to like you know the other max level guns I love these exploding boys, man.
Why is this loser dead?
Probably because I didn't put the shield up for him. Yeah, that's probably the reason why he is dead.
Ah fuck'em. What?
That's so annoying it doesn't kill them all the way. God damn it.
So soft, yeah. I'm not... We gotta get a bigger gun then.
I should have gone with that gun that I wanted to go with.
It was a mistake.
What's she doing?
Also, I'm probably gonna get a better gun out of this anyway so it doesn't even matter.
It does feel really good to do that.
Yeah, I like the Tamer a lot man.
I think that's a really good- really strong gun.
But I haven't gone to all of them yet so I don't want to make a decision 100%.
Like it just- I'm always out of bomb.
I feel like I'm always reloading
that's what makes it bad Reload speed?
No, no.
That doesn't solve the problem.
Right?
I think it's better to have a gun with a slower reload that you can actually wipe out a whole wave of monsters.
Right?
That's the way at least I see it.
Alright where is this shit? Man, this mission took like an hour.
After I knock out... wait, what?
There's an appeared target?
Where is the appeared target?
He's over here.
Where is the big boy? That's what it's all about! That's what it's all about bro, I just deleted that bitch.
Okay here we go. Let's do it!
Oh this cock ass bullshit? man are you fucking kidding me? so so How? How?
How? Okay. Okay, I can finish it. What a dick sucker.
What a dick sucker.
Wow, that was fucking stupid.
Wow! Wow! Wow. Thanks for your help. I'll send the data to you, Jen. I made it.
Where do I want to go?
So I guess they explode when they die, it seems.
I don't know if that's actually what's happening or
it's just coincidence but it seems like they explode
and they die.
Okay. I gotta go all the way over there. It's fun whenever you're good at using a grapple.
Yeah, that's why it's not fun
i think I'm all righty using a grab bomb just not like great at it
who's this guy? What do you want? Get the hell out of here.
Where's Fatboy, period?
I feel like we might have to just bring in the big boys.
Like,
I think we could use the big gun.
Like,
I don't think this is really going to work.
I mean, his damage is okay
but like let me go get the sniper.
Where'd he go?
Where'd he go?
Oh.
Nice.
I swore to fucking God, he's got the
fucking piece of shit!
Aw damn it
i'll have it here all right now i'm gonna pop off on him
where'd he go?
I don't know where his weak point is.
Damn!
What the fuck? That guy died so fast.
Holy shit!
I had to figure out what gun he's using and just use that.
Oh, he probably used his shotgun.
I feel like shotguns are really good at killing things up close.
I might actually swap over to that.
What? Oh, there's a bug. I'm an elite hacker.
I'll use the device. i'm an elite hacker Where they at?
Why she got so much health? This would have never happened with my old gun. Hit him! Got them all. Nice.
We gotta check out our new weapons pretty soon.
See, this one's easy especially with somebody else.
Yeah it's like having another player makes it so easy. Get the fuck? He's gonna jump off.
Wait, people are dead?
Oh we got it.
Where'd the guy go?
Oh, he's back. Okay, we're fine.
Yeah, see, I just don't think this proc happens enough in order for it to be really good.
It's not like its bad, it's just like...
...I just don't really see this having better value than the gun I have.
Damn, I gotta kill a lot of these.
Okay, I guess we'll use this one first then.
You got to upgrade it oh i can upgrade the explosion as well bro tamer is broken for ajax especially yeah it's like okay so i'm not crazy then right like it's actually big dick
where is him Oh, I thought I needed to go up there.
Namer's best? Okay, good.
Alright. Yeah, I just
started using it and it was just like so good
jesus man i feel like this character is insanely good man
like i really like this character.
It's like you just run in there and dive bomb on them.
Where they at Yeah, like the two AoEs.
It's so strong and also the shield that's
so good
one more tamer eternal Willpower are two great
rifles. One's a machine gun and the other one's a normal assault
rifle? Yeah I just like...
I remember in Apex for example
my favorite gun at the beginning of the game was called
the Spitfire because it just had a lot of ammo
and I could almost
always outgun somebody with it.
Bunny's Coomer bait but Ajax is Bissed? Well of course he's Bissed
Like you look how big
He is, it's obvious that he's good
What do I need to go What's down here Obviously, it is good. We're running into them.
What's down here?
I see, I see.
What the hell They brought their backup power slowly on time.
When the attack is moved, your hands are tied.
Okay...
Like this right here.
Jesus! I'm detecting a powerful enemy. Man.
The sniper is so fucking good, it is insane.
Like I really like using a sniper.
I think that at max level
I'm probably not going to use sniper
I'll probably use the shotgun
since I feel like the shotgun or rocket launcher
The scout rifle does what the sniper does it
just doesn't better but like the rocket launcher does something different there's
one last thing i want to check
gather the collectibles.
Or that.
Ooh, that's a lot of cock-suckers.
Oh I thought that was an explosive bomb.
Oh I hate this fucking one then.
Like, this mode where you have to grab the thing and take it back to the box...
...I don't know what dick sucker thought this up at Nexon...
...but it's so fucking bad.
It's so bad it's so stupid such garbage These are doing pretty well. The one escorting a drone?
No, that's better than this one.
I hate this fucking one.
Where they at? to be fair it's only bad so well i feel like in a group it's not as bad
okay Okay, pussy. Oh shit. Nice!
We got it.
I have enough sound, we's get them right now.
Nice! Everyone, gather in the backpacks.
Okay. And now we'll go back to here.
And we should have a lot of weapon upgrades here too.
So it should be a very good day for me
manual pickups look tedious yeah they're super fucking annoying
the problem is that you can't do anything whenever you have them.
Activate new battlefield, okay let me go over there.
Damn what's this bitch talking about?
Especially solo? Yeah yeah.
Do you have to repeat missions on grind levels so you can play free-to-play?
I have no idea.
I think that if you're complaining,
even in the campaign about redoing missions
you should probably just quit the game.
Just quit the game. Just
quit the game because
it's gonna get worse. Like, it's only
gonna get worse. So like
yeah, just give up right now.
Do yourself a favor.
That's a big dick gun, look at that
gun! That's a BIG dick gun. Holy
shit! Let's get that right now.
Okay and this is all the stuff that I had before right?
Fire attack.
Damn, I didn't do any of the sniper stuff
i think I'm just gonna stick with this man
yeah I'm gonna be honest.
Do I have a better number 4 or something like that?
Plus 16?
Holy shit.
That's garbage.
Okay, and then oh look at this...
Look at this!
Oh my god!
Oh my go- oh my god oh my god
that's so good
77 000. 77,000.
Look at this!
That's so much fucking better.
51,000? That's so good.
I'll just put that in.
Might as well.
I did the thing, right? I did.
Okay, good.
Firefly.
Seems like a piece of to me
okay all right we've got ourselves a big gun
it's like i think about this.
Maybe I should do the upgrade on this gun
because I feel like this is my gun, bro.
Like, I could
module max capacity this
right now.
Like, I just don't know if it's the right decision
people say no yeah tamers ridiculously good like you know what I'm gonna do?
I'm gonna do whatever the fuck
I want.
I'm doing it.
It's done.
Okay. Okay.
Well, I should probably actually put new ones in right?
Account ruined?
Yeah, I know.
This is so I have an excuse to play Xenless on Zero.
I'm just kidding.
I would never do that. fireman out pretty good.
Don't care about the, uh...
Fire damage would be kinda good.
I'll just take a pistol and go back.
Just pay money? Do I have to- do I just buy those for real money? Do I have to just buy those with real money?
I don't even know... um. so... What? Alright, so
That one's fucking garbage
This one could be good I think this is going to be really good.
I know some people might disagree,
but I'm feeling good about it.
Okay. I'm feeling good about it. Okay, next...
This Defense Master shit could be really good too.
What? Not this one! good too. But I don't think that will really hit. Proliferation like that's really good too
hmm um I'm trying to decide.
Oh, that's pretty good.
Weak point damage goes hard.
Not for this gun because it's too big
max up your fire rate and rifling so true bro's do that right now. Let's go do that right now.
We don't wanna get out of our ship.
Can I teleport directly to it? No.
Upgrade modules, EZ Godmode... Yeah, I feel like that gun...
Oh, that's a big dick gun!
I'm just saying...
That's a big- is like- th-that gun? Like that fucking stupid ass yellow piece of shit you guys had me use?
Get the fuck outta here!
What a joke! Things suck. What did I get in my mail?
That was his passion, who gives a fuck about this?
Come on... What? I don't want that.
Way better than that thunder gun, you mean the piece of shit? Yeah true Shit. Yeah, true. Let's go down here.
Okay...
Weapon level transmission?
No, that's not it. Weapon readjustment?
Do I want to readjust this gun? No, of course
not. Honestly, like...
That's a really good
fucking gun.
That's a really good fucking gun. That's an insanely good fuckin' roll.
Okay, enhance unique ability, reactor enhancement...
Oh I'm actually-
I don't even need to be here.
I'm totally fucking out of my mind.
Let me see if I got an upgrade for this.
Ooh, damn.
Ooh, damn.
Ooh. Oh damn Ooh
Look at those numbers
We're gonna put that in there
are we live? Test. Test.
My power went out for.1 seconds.
It seems like we're okay though. Alright, good. Max shield...
Do I have any more frisbees? No, I don't.
Okay, I don't.
Okay, I'm not going to worry about these right now. Purchase slot? Wait what?
Add an equipment slot?
Huh? huh can i equip more gear now bag space oh who cares okay
so now we need to upgrade these things.
Enhanced modules, alright
so looking for weapons, tamer, and then we want
to have fire rate up, and then rifling.
Let's do...
I'm just going to do like three of them.
Enhancing this module will cause a oh
this is the piece of shit gun yeah
nobody cares about that
okay and let's do fire rate now we're
gonna do fire rate, and we're gonna do fire rate...
We're going to do it to here for sure.
Devil's Call? Who the fuck cares about Devil's Call?
Dog shit gun.
Okay... Should I go even more?
... Should I go even more? Max it?
Fuck it. Fuck it, let's just do it!
Fuck it.
Fuck it. And I guess I'll get a little bit of this.
Attack? Yeah, I feel like we go a little bit more onto this too by just to this right not not a whole lot but just a bit.
I don't know if I want to use that or upgrade that yet.
This is going to cat me out, so I'm actually
going to do it...
I'm not going to do any more. Let me stop now.
Okay,
now we're going to try with the new gun. The good gun. Alright?
This is the big dick gun.
Check out that legendary launcher. I don't even know what to help that is all right
here we go big dicking You're goddamn right.
This gun, I'm really not that excited about this gun. I feel like this one's gonna be a piece of shit
but we're going to try it out and see what it's about
Did you level up your tamer?
I didn't need to, it was already leveled. I just looted...I-I looted him wrong. Okay here we go.
Here we go let's see the damage.
Jesus Christ! oh my god Oh.
Alright, alright big dick damage
Let's see it
Spawn him
Where is the guy? I gotta go over here? Do I have to walk over here? must be a hatchery. Oh, how are things with your head? Um...
Dr. Han! I found the control panel deep inside
the facility.
It really is a horrible place. Oh my god.
Oh shit, my inventory's full! I need to stay here and confirm there's nothing significant.
I'll deal with this at first.
Let's try this new gun...
See if it's any good.
Wow, what a
piece of fucking garbage.
This thing really sucks dick.
We're getting rid of it.
Oh! sucks dick. We're getting rid of it. This is the best. It's the best gun.
Yep, it's the best gun guys.
That's just the way it is. Yeah.
Best gun.
It is...
Yeah, it's so good. Especially, like...
So another reason
why the gun is really good
is because of the way the game is designed.
Like, the game that it's designed, you usually
need about 100 shots.
At least right now where I'm playing
in order to finish
a wave of mobs.
So it
works really well with the way that I'm playing.
Okay, we're just gonna disenchant everything. Like I could hold on to these different items
but i'm just going to designate everything as junk and then just
dismantle fucking everything okay and then same with oh oh i need
to get rid of my reactors that's what it is Okay, there we go.
That's more than enough room.
This guy knows I'm carrying him so he's probably wanting to wait for me. Makes sense.
Yeah, I'm so good man. Are there any actual difficult mobs over there?
No.
Watch watch watch watch watch.
Oh, throw lost your energy.
Aw, bro like...
It's funny for me that people try to play like that other uh
That bunny character bro like this is what it's all about man
it's this right here here this is good I don't care about that. I gotta get a better assault rifle, man.
Like my or sorry
like scout rifle like this sucks dick man what a piece of garbage Watch this, watch this, watch this.
Jesus man
Actually best character in the game
it's not even close. shit Gameplay is crispy.
Gameplay is good.
The criticisms of the game primarily are
people don't trust
the developers because it's next on okay all right all right big damage
where's the boss
just seeing how much damage i do It's too bright, bro.
That's the only thing
that kind of sucks is it's hard to see.
I feel like that's got to be
a graphical bug.
There's no way like having epilepsy is a difficulty metric right okay that's the big boy so It was always getting closer to the answer. Damn.
That's really good!
Okay, let's go this way.
Is it down here? I don't think it is right?
What the hell?
Upper hatchery...I feel like the upper hatchery
would probably... see that one
okay we gotta go around so it's got to be we're gonna go around
game's fine because love to hate i think that people don't trust nexon which is fair uh there's no reason to trust nexon other than that i think that oh I just jumped down here.
Okay.
Seems pretty simple.
Other than that,
I think it's fair to say
a lot of the gameplay
and missions are repetitive.
I don't know, like that's about it, right?
Okay.
Well, I guess now we'll go over to this one.
Just like any other game?
I mean, that doesn't necessarily
mean that the people's opinions are wrong though, right? I mean, like that doesn't necessarily mean that the people's opinions are wrong though.
Right?
I mean if someone says this game lacks originality
and you say other games lack originality
that doesn't necessarily mean
that the game doesn't lack originality.
So I don't know the game doesn't lack originality. So, I
don't know. Like, and I'm not
saying that I necessarily even agree with it.
Like, I can see where those people are coming from.
I don't think that they're
really wrong, but...
I think it depends on like kind of what you enjoy
and like what you like.
Like for me,
I don't really care a whole lot about that
because I just like the gameplay.
I think the gameplay is good.
But... That's the way
I see it.
It's just a looter shooter?
Yeah,
I think it pretty much
is right.
I mean yeah.
Okay let's go work
we're going to find as many missing descendant through the operation going forward.
This game is no need to be an online game?
I mean...
I don't mind games being online.
Like, I've never really understood that a whole lot, I mean
I don't mind it. are and i quote find a way to destroy this god damn
evil thing
the fuck
outta here
I GOT A BATTLE PASS
I LEVEL UP MY BATTLEPASS class all level up my battle for us I can hold myself up.
These green boys are really fucking annoying.
Shit!
Yeah, see like that's what it's about right there like that damage is what really just makes it good
i think that crit damage by the way the bonus to
that quick damage was definitely the right decision. bigger numbers yeah exactly
where they at?
it's just so good though It's just so good bro.
It's just so good. We're dead. Where they at? Get ready. Nice! Nice.
Yeah, they really gotta fix this lighting shit.
This lighting is fucking garbage, because it's not like
this in the rest of the game with this gun. That's such trash.
Okay, this is gonna be a big one.
How's the game? Game's good.
I'm not even gonna die! Got him. Oh!
What a bunch of cocksuckers.
Are you kidding me? Okay, oh! Okay.
Oh, I can't use his name! Nullifier bubble? Yeah.
Shit was just as fucking annoying
as it wasn't QE.
I don't think those are actually part of the thing. so bitch he's gonna get his ass again.
Stupid ass.
Alright, we're good.
This is Eckhart.
There is a way. if you go deeper in communications can be related to your scene
we have to hurry temperature inside the facility is rising damn Damn.
Jesus... I'm just playing like a piece of huh I gotta get that health.
Jeez, I put myself in that situation too
That was so stupid.
Yeah the lights bro
where's the boss This is what's happening communications I Damn. Damn!
A dick? She did, absolutely dicked.
Um... I don't know how to get over here together i'm on my way hang in there
i'm supposed to go this way? I'm not, right?
Good luck on the upcoming boss fight. Thank you!
We'll see how this goes... Oh i see, i see, i didn't realize that was a pathway down.
I thought we should use this to travel and go even faster.
Do some big bosses? I know I'm about to, apparently.
Okay...
So true! I agree agree let's go all right big dick let's do it
bio lab i'll lab
for
like a one more person Any PvP?
I don't think so.
Oh! I think so.
Oh!
What's up bro?
What the hell?
Oh there we go.
By the way...
What the hell is this place?
It's covered in bio-tissue.
What the hell? How the hell do i get in there
oh i gotta go around This gun is really good, man.
This gun is a gun.
Like, this is great.
Okay. this is great
nice how's it going yeah it is so good i'd say this dungeon so far is the most interesting one that i've done a lot of
the other dungeons just seemed like other outdoor areas that were instanced
this one seems a lot more uh complex I gotta get a better scout rifle, man.
It's bad.
You should get this mission over with quickly,
so we have time to give up our point.
I'm not even gonna use this gun bro it sucks.
It's so fucking bad!
What a piece of fucking shit.
Got it.
Nice. D4 bad?
I feel like D4 is way better.
Like, I'm gonna be honest,
I think D4 is kind of good now. If you're a casual player, I think Diablo honest. I think D4 is like kind of good now.
Like if you're a casual player,
I think Diablo 4's a good game.
I'm going to say it.
It's-it's genuinely a good game.
Vint! Not confirmed your location. You'll see your family soon.
It's over, you be sick of this!
Don't give up!
Outta the way, you bastards! Where they at?
Oh, hey.
These guys are so skinny I can't even barely hit them.
Oh, just killed everybody.
Got him.
See, Ajax is so fucking good! I don't know why everybody isn't playing him.
Everybody who I've seen playing the game is playing another character.
Shroud's character is a girl with the maid outfit.
Like, I'm like
what the fuck? Like maybe Bunny
is really good but
I feel like this character's awful. fuck like maybe bunny is really good but looks
like i'll just have to say i feel like this character's awesome Oh, the.
Okay, we're going around. Yeah.
Like this one
is twice as well like this watch jesus christ bro that's what it's all about bunny has great a wing yeah so do i
fatty get out of here
eugene how are things on your end did you find your core members
i'm still approaching mina said they were all together. I thought he said still a virgin
and I was like, what the fuck?
Yeah, this is by far
the best one.
I wish that...
I feel like that's what they need to
do, it's like if you have
a really good mission like
this, you need to have an earlier in the game
That way all the game reviewers that play the game. That way, like all the game reviewers
that play the game for three hours and then
tell everybody they should buy it...
Like, that way they'll actually
get a chance to see that gameplay.
Because I feel like that's what happens it's like oh that's a big cocksucker
let's get him i missed 200.
Jesus! I think this door connects to that one.
How did you open it?
There should be a security device in front of the door. There's some more cock boys down here.
Oh, they're not dead.
Now they are dead.
Did I?
Yeah. Okay. Okay.
Bunny AOE carry?
I mean, I feel like she's doing pretty well i'm gonna be honest Okay, here we go. I'm trying to tell you. This is cultivating device that generates the longest bodies.
Same shape as the entry with, though it is stabilized and curved.
Judging by its size, this will produce soldiers with being far greater than that of regular equipment.
Bobby, could you give me a hand?
We open the organic matter storage tank to gauge how much raw material has been used. Go ahead and get it ready. Yeah, I bet there's probably going to be a boss after this for sure.
Like an actual colossus, you know?
Whoa!
I messed that up.
I kinda wanna play a character with life skills. I messed that up.
I kinda wanna play a character with lifesteal, but...
What are they gonna spawn in the beginning, in the middle. I heard through this now everyone can outwit Mr. Sullivan's magic spell.
They've cut down on you from the rest of the place to scale up the enemy forces.
It makes the life of a student the number of units that could use your spirit skill. his forces I wonder if anybody that's played this game has actually paid attention to the story.
Like, if there's been a single person
you know it's just hard to say no yeah yeah i don't think so either Yeah, at longer distances the gun isn't really very good. That's whenever I need to get those other guns like that way i'll have like everything and i'll be like totally good to go
that's the one thing i'm missing out on dreadful abomination
that sounds bad Oh, I'm out of ammo.
What the fuck?
What the hell? Too bad. Got him! Please don't give the balls, please don't-
Fuck!
Okay, we're gonna get this guy.
Okay, I'm my shots? Okay I got 200.
Revenge! You're... you're already in! Brummel.
Heh, heh.
So... free? Oh my god.
Oh my god, this annoying fucking mechanic.
Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ.
Oh, Wait, is everybody else dead? Everybody else is dead. Oh. Alright, we're good.
Yeah literally everybody else on the team died.
I didn't even realize that.
Well, they're not gonna shoot it are they? It's gonna respawn.
No, it actually worked.
Okay...
Dude I'm out of ammo! I actually have no fucking ammo.
I'll use this for now, I guess.
Where am I?
Put this up.
I messed up.
That's wrong, doesn't it? Dang it. I messed up. Not the drone button.
Okay.
Alright, I got more ammo.
We're good.
Alright, it's time to big dick him.
Wait until we're dead dead again let's go
see it's fine so And I'm out of ammo again! Shit, we gotta respawn.
He's gonna teleport in the middle.
This is bad, this is really bad.
Where's my fucking ammo man? This is really bad
Where's my fucking ammo man?
It's not over there Awful This is awful. Yeah, I got that help thing. I gotta go get this guy.
Gotta get him up! They gotta wait.
They gotta stop!
See these fucking things keep respawning!
They don't understand what to do.
This is why I hate this mechanic bro like it's so fucking annoying.
It's confusing? Yeah it's the same mechanic and there is no visual indicator of like which one is which. It's never explained, there's never a point where you get it...
And there's no fucking ammo!
There's zero fucking ammo. There's zero fucking ammo.
I'm just getting fucked
right now.
I'm getting mega fucked.
Okay, I finally got my ammo back.
Okay now we can actually kill the boss. okay Okay. Wait, is everybody else dead?
Oh, everybody's dead again!
They gotta stop being dead bro, this is bad. Does she try to make him dizzy?
He dead. Nice!
nice, nice, nice Nice nice nice
I wish Hmm Thank you,
Mr.
H.
Hmm.
Who is this?
HQ.
Jesus!
Oh, oh!
Confirmed evidence of large-scale
focus production that the
order of truth may be... Talk to the descendant
Oh no, that's another one. Okay let me loot this before I leave
24 million damage? Yeah, did a lot probably there
See if you can change weapon now? Back hurt from the carry? Nah, nah it's fine.
Yeah I mean like I... oh shit. This is the big guy. I'm not sure if you can see it, but the Feast your eyes upon the road that will lead us home.
The time has come, we shall culminate in a descent of fact from anatomy and change mind! We shall soon be ready to descend and fight for the Darkseid? Yeah, basically it's Darkseid.
Yeah, it's even not the... yeah, yeah. The guy next to him.
... My conquest will be complete.
Raise your weapons! Crown heavenly fear!
I now command you to let you get away with this!
Kill them all!
Kill them all!
Take them out! Kill them all! Take them out!
Kill the wolves!
You're going to set me free!
I'm not going to let you go.
I'll be right back. That guy's armor set is fucking badass. time to go
okay this is hq all zones in albion are now on Okay.
See if we get any other guns. Okay, uh... let's see.
Looks like a piece of shit!
Oh my god...
I got another one?
That's a good ass fucking gun too.
Oh my god! I'm just looking to see weak point damage.
I think it's better.
The roll sucks? You think
I should combine it? I think I should combine it too, honestly.
Yeah, I think I keep mine and I disenchant that one.
12k more DPS? Yeah yeah.
Fire attack 56% though? It's not 56%, it's 550 damage or something like that.
That's not enough!
Okay, we gotta fight a boss now. Like an actual boss.
I gotta go this way?
We'll see how this goes. Weapon level transmission, right?
So I use...
This gun and then I equip it with this gun.
Yeah, that's insane! equip it with this gun.
Yeah, that's insane. Oh, I can't do it!
I don't have super alloy.
Fuck. Fuck.
Takes ten minutes to craft?
How do I do that?
Is it Laboratory Manager or...
An ass? Okay.
I wonder if I should even do this...
Isn't it material, weapon material probably? Enhancement material? material phase exchange was it phase exchanger
okay yeah that's this one here Okay, wait did I get it there?
I'm missing.
Okay, I have to loot it
don't waste your mats you really don't think so like i'm gonna do it anyway
because like this is for a boss.
And I feel
like for a boss I should do it.
... Like, otherwise I think that you would be right and it's bad.
But because I'm about to do a boss fight...
...I think I should do it now
blue mats are common so you're fine yeah i think so right i mean i
i'm pretty sure defeat pyromaniac
okay there he is.
Let's fucking do it!
Hmm... He's hard? Yeah I haven't done this. Hmm.
He's hard?
Yeah, I haven't done this. all right
i'm stuck here yeah let's see what happens
see if I will be too He's taking a lot of damage. so What the fuck was that? Bro! What about the other... what about everybody else? I'm gonna scout him down.
Just getting dicked man.
How am i getting dicked? okay we got more more weapons Where's he going?
What is going on?
Okay, that's fine.
Easy. Okay, that's fine. That's fine.
Easy.
Okay... Don't shoot me.
What's this? You need to be recharged.
Give me that shit, bitch! You mess shit bitch.
Here we go, here we go.
So does this just infinitely expand or do I have to jump over it?
Okay.
Simple. oh
it's actually pretty hard. this
we back on him oh we're back on them
let's go okay I'll probably finish this and shoot these guys down.
Okay...
Well, Peg, I ain't brawned. I'm doing really really well what are you talking chip for nice i broke that off so
okay okay I'm out of ammo again!
I gotta get the ammo, let's go, there it is.
I'm gonna try and do some snipes.
Get the fuck out of here.
3k.
I feel like this damage kind of sucks, man.
I just put the wall up, bro. I just put the wall up, bro.
I'm not going to deal with him.
Build the wall!
Thank you. Okay, kill these. Got that guy for zero. Oh, back to back of flights.
Look out!
Oh my god he mad You can throw up another wall. Not a big deal.
Alright, do it again.
Gotta make sure I'm full health.
Alright, let's do it. What the hell?
That's weird, I wonder why that happened.
Okay... Okay. Okay, that one's dead. Alright here we go!
Wooo!
Oh my god! all right here we go
he does it two times right i'm pretty sure he does
no he's done he's done bro he's gassed out already oh this is our game
whoa that's a ball
The wall of
Over make you all these fuck asses up here I just like literally aimed in the middle of them and that should have been exactly how long it took.
Might be close... got three minutes. You're right you're right we've got a big dick.
Really got a big dick on.
I didn't even realize that.
What, did we shoot his ass
all right Wow, I'm so bad.
I hit the wrong button.
I'm actually so bad. Okay. oh so I need to get more ammo. I'll take a, take aggro as much as I can. Come on, don't go immune!
Okay we've got one minute.
I think this lasts for less than Okay, we've got one minute.
I think this lasts for less than one minute.
This dumbass left the fucking mission!
This cocksucker! His cock sucker!
I didn't even know you could kill him whenever he's immune. Nice, That was close.
This is a big dick situation, guys. Look at all this loot.
Look at all that LOOT! He seed? thought i thought he rage quit because it went immune
there are one of the components.
Which one do I go with?
I don't even know which one's good.
What's going to go with that?
Big dictum?
Yeah, we did. That went really well.
No? Who cares? Alright!
See if we get any better loot...
I'm telling you, bro.
Like... This character is so good.
He's so fucking good.
He's like insanely fucking good.
You got carry? Do you think i got carried bro i think i did really well to be fair i did die at that one time
that was stupid but like other than I think I did pretty well.
Farm attack...
Switch to scout?
I don't even like this base gun model right? I think that base gun is bad
Like, I want a scout that does a lot
of damage per hit. But I don't know
which one that is. I'm just going to keep playing
and eventually I'll get one.
Have you gotten it upgraded? You might not have gotten in time.
Maybe you're right! Yeah, I mean it was one minute man.
That's why I fucking upgraded.
Six mil okay for that boss?
I have no idea. Man, I feel like I did pretty well.
Especially if you're killing all the adds. Like,
it's been a lot of time killing adds there.
Let's talk to this loser here.
As all of you know, the situation we find up...
Commandant.
Okay.
We must move quickly.
We need to support the descendants...
You got the 3% loot?
Yeah, I know because I'm a good player.
What do you expect?
Descendants. Yeah, I don't even know what it is
Hi Ghost
Oh wow! There's only one more
I'm almost done with the game. Holy shit.
Okay, uh-I gotta stop for today.
Research Park?
Yeah we gotta stop.
I've been going a lot and I have to do
some other shit today
so I have to pause
but
I want to say
obviously
we had a great stream
today
long stream
which was good
tomorrow I will be back on I have today. Long stream, which was good.
Tomorrow I will be back on...
I'm getting that mattress delivered tomorrow
so that's going to fuck up my schedule a little bit
right? It is. It's going to fuck my schedule up
however
after that's done it's gonna fuck my schedule up. However, um...
After that's done
I'm going to go live
and I might do Elden Ring tomorrow
I might do something else
I-I really don't know yet
Stream it? No,
I'm not going to stream it. It's weird.
I'm just going to get it cleaned up, get everything set up and that's
it. So yeah, might do more Elden Ring.
I might try to finish this game. I haven't
really decided yet. I'm just going to kind of go
and, you know, play it by ear, right?
Are you still doing Chain Together? I am.
I think we'll probably play that
realistically probably after
Phase 4 Season of Discovery.
Right?
Because I'll be playing with McConnell and a lot of the guys that I end up doing Chain together with anyway at that point.
Like S-Fan... Probably could be like S-Fan me, McConnell and Grayson or something like that.
It's not a big deal.
Sod is doo-doo?
Yeah yeah for sure but it's doo-doo
that I'm contractually obligated to eat
because I've played WoW for so long.
So yeah. It's that simple.
Investing in a matcher a mattress best investment for yourself yeah maybe you're right chance together
is going to trigger asthma on maybe i don't know i haven't played it but yeah But yeah.
You got some prophetic? Yeah I did. Did you buy the Battle Pass?
I don't think so, uh...
I don't even know how to buy it or what to do or anything like that.
Do I like the game? Yeah,
I think it's a good game. Like,
I've always liked this game.
You see Andy Milonakis tweet? No, I didn't see it. but yeah
I've enjoyed this game
a lot so far
and
I'm just hoping that
I can keep playing it
and enjoying myself
might try it out
yeah
yeah
I think it's worth trying out.
Like if you don't like it
It's a free game and
it has things that
there are elements of this game
that are undeniably pay to win.
That being said, I still think
the game is good regardless
of that. I do.
I still think the game is good. good
can you go unlock the new ultimate character you looted from the boss uh i don't even know i i don't even know how to do that
how do i do that?
I have no clue.
I'm assuming I've talked to this person, right?
Not using your energy module on Ajax. I don't even know what it is.
Descendant... Is this it? Bunny... I already have bunny.
It was some girl? Yeah. I think I got this one.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure it was this one.
I'm not sure though.
Valby?
Where's Valby?
Oh, you're right.
Oh, I got that... Oh... It's the ultimate code!
Damn! So I'm going to be able to unlock her?
You can have 72 module slacks on Ajax?
No, no. I know that.
I have that.
I did that.
See?
77
Yeah and unless I'm crazy or something like yeah yeah i did that
well anyway guys uh i'm gonna head out uh thanks a lot for watching i really appreciate it i'm
be back on tomorrow and uh yeah that's pretty much about it.
Thank you guys for watching.
Appreciate it.
I'll be back on tomorrow.
Peace!