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07-04-2024 · 8h 14m
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. so I'm going to play it. say so fast is It's a shame you get out to die my dear
No one's getting down on you
I'm alive
It's time is now You guys hear me
yep yep what's up boys how y'all doing man oh man back at it. I just got done... actually I got up
I've been laying in bed for a while bro like
It's weird to me think that its's fourth of july already holy yeah happy 4th
of july guys you playing zenith on zero today uh yeah if the download finishes i am
I'm gonna play, I don't know what it's going to be like, uh you know we're
gonna find out!
But yeah that's the plan.
You see last Epoch patch notes?
I haven't.
I haven't kept up with that game a whole lot to be honest.
Where were you yesterday?
Um... Right here
Yeah, I was right here streaming
yeah, yeah I remember that
yeah cause I streamed yesterday like
6-7 hours seven hours yeah remember that
yeah i was here yeah it's crazy huh but uh
yeah anyway uh download finishes you guys don't have internet
uh not me like i don't have like super fast internet. I just have my regular old fucking internet
and I haven't felt like I needed to get any
anything else besides that so
I didn't do it! So yeah
ZZZ is fun followed by its bad
I don't know what's gonna happen.
You can do fireworks at the S-Fence today?
I don't know.
I got people trying to make plans with me and shit
I don't know what I wanna do about it.
Right now I just want to scream
and not think about anything.
But yeah, anytime I always have
at times like people
be like three different groups of people trying to make plans
with me and I just end up staying home
so I don't know what I'm going to do
but we'll find out you know about only a sequel chain together? I don't know what I'm going to do. But we'll find out.
You know about Only Up's sequel, Chain Together?
I don't know if that is a sequel to Only Up or the same person made it but I know about
the game.
Yeah absolutely!
Same with me yeah yeah I know uh let's see here ccc is fine uh some content creators are just negative
i guess you have to find out right i mean like you can't know or
terrible committer i hate to commit and plan.
Anything that requires me to plan,
it's out.
It's out. Nope. Nope.
Like something spontaneous?
That's okay. But like if I have to go
and think at this point
I'm gonna do this thing... Nah.
Nope. No, I can't
deal with it. Cause I just
you know, I can't be thinking about shit like that right
I can't be dealing with it
It's like I get stressed out by that shit
Like uh, hate it
But yeah, that's basically it
So you say no until the last second
You decide to do it Or I say no until the last second decide to do it
uh... or or i say yes into the last second i decided not to
right that's it
but at the end of the day i just hate
hate fuckin' making plans i hate making plans hate having to do shit like
that
but yeah anyway i'll figure it out later.
It's not a big deal right now.
But yes, just came in.
Happy 4th of July? Thank you man, I appreciate it.
Thank you very much.
We're making Helldivers music with AI if you're interested.
Oh, good for you man.
What the fuck is this?
Is it just bad 95% of the game you spend on minigames?
Well we'll find out right because I don't know what to expect.
I want to try it and see it for myself, man.
I like things planned.
For me, like,
I can't make plans
because there's too many other people
that try to make plans with me.
So I just have to let people
down, right? That's it.
That's what I do most of the time.
New mattress, right?
I gotta get that man, I do.
Um, I need to check my- I like yesterday bro.
I just didn't do shit after that.
So yeah, Untruth or Bullshit is lying?
Yeah either way I can't deal with making plans right?
Anyway, point is that uh yes
I just got up a bit ago
Uh went and I got myself a drink
We're chillin'
Now, I'm gonna try this new game out
I played a little more of the um
Not this one
Uh where I had to un-download some shit.
Where the fuck was it?
The First Descendant.
I've been playing this more.
This game's been fun man!
It's been a fun game.
I don't think it's like amazing or anything, but it's been fun.
Hey, spontaneous plans because I was trying to do nothing at home? Well yeah,
I mean it doesn't mean I'm going to do the spontaneous plans. It's just that if somebody tells me
this is going to happen on this day,
I say bet.
You know?
Like, I bet it's not.
So... Hmm.
Burst of Sin reminds me of Skyforge.
See, I haven't played a lot
of like looter shooter games ever.
I just never got into
that genre.
So for me,
a lot of this stuff is kind of new.
Whereas I think for other people
they've been like...
You know,
I've seen like 10 of these games
or 15 of these games. Right?
So it's much more annoying. No more First
Descendants. I didn't say I'm not going to play it.
I just said I'm going to play Xenoblade Zero. That's it.
Did you see what MrBe and kai did i did
i didn't see it i will everybody thinks that it's a set
and they didn't actually blow up the room which to be fair
after looking at the evidence I agree with them.
I think it probably was a set but I will watch the video and see that in a bit then.
Any thoughts on how Zenison Zero did their free 180 pulls thing?
Since you have to jump through, like, six different hoops
to get it all. Uh...
No, I don't know. Like, I'd have to look
and see it for myself. Like, I'm really not sure
what it's really like
but I feel like that's a good thing. I think the
reason why is that a lot of these games
a lot of people
play the games to do the Gamba
Like, I'm not a gambler
right? I don't do Gamba
But a lot of other people do and that's I'm not a gambler, right? I don't do Gamba.
But a lot of other people do
and that's like the main reason why they liked the games.
You seen Mallrats?
Yeah, I remember renting Mallrats at Blockbuster.
I remember renting Mallrats at Blockbuster. That- yeah,
uh, I remember that! Oh fuck,
that's crazy!
Yes, I remember renting that shit.
Yeah it was a long, long time ago.
You saw video of your room? Is this the stage?
Yeah, yeah sure but
anyway so that's it without I show
speed. I'll look and see what some of this shit is
right? I haven't seen any of this or looked
into any of this stuff right now. Like, I just...
As I said, I just got up a little bit ago and so
we'll take a look at some of this shit and
get into it.
So what is this exactly? So Eyeshow
Speed is... He got attacked by a mob in norway what the fuck okay let me see it There he is. Jesus!
What's that guy doing?
Oh my god.
Oh my God!
Where's the police?
Jesus! That is insane. Did he tweet about this?
Let me see if I can find it... Did he tweet about this?
Let me see if I can find it.
Oh, where the fuck is this? Never fucking coming to Norway...
never coming to fucking Norway again!
Okay yeah there you go.
I mean, I don't blame him, bro. Fuck
that!
Fuck that dude! This is dangerous!
Oh my god!
Look at this!
What is going on here?
There's no police there usually no need.
Yeah I don't know what to say.
That is awful though. Pulling his
hair and shit? They pulled his hair out?
Did that actually happen? I saw
like a clip about that or like
a tweet about that but then someone else said it was fake
and that wasn't actually what was happening.
So I don't really know.
But
here's the thing, right?
It's obviously fucking bad. There is no question about it or anything like that, it's obviously bad
So yeah... What's this here? Not a single Norwegian in sight
I mean i don't know, so you're saying it's all like
immigrants?
It's pretty hard to say
Maybe? I don't know
they're still in the country right it's hard to say
I don't know what a Norwegian
Norwegians are just all white
people right there's some people that have
light skin here but are they Norwegian?
I have no idea.
But yeah anyway,
Yeah very white
of course they're right
but anyway so
good you mentioned Norway
wouldn't be able to guess
it was a scary audience
to have the rip his eyes out
for some tick-tock views well i mean like that's that's just the way people get with
everybody right nowadays people are so fucking crazy. So, yeah.
Maybe they're from a super sunny part of Norway?
I have no idea.
All I'm saying is in general like
I see this kind of stuff happen and it's like
I don't know why the
police wasn't involved, right?
I mean, this is, it's like
basically a fucking riot. I mean like how do you let something
like this happen i don't even know norwegian police does not even carry
guns crime is so low well apparently not yeah i don't know
what to say man yeah Yeah police are just scared?
Yeah maybe
Aren't teen girls the same with boy bands?
Yeah, I mean I think that it's okay but
whenever it turns into this guy jumping
into them like That's crazy you know like where is it
like right here i think yeah there's this kid right here watch bro jesus that is crazy who does that yeah like i mean i'm okay with like i
mean because this has always happened with anybody who's like popular
somewhere like uh you know a boy band
fucking Michael Jackson anybody who's
popular people do this but like this is
nuts man yeah that is cra is crazy. Crazy.
That's all immigrants? You think so? I mean
I don't know. Like maybe a lot of them
are immigrants. It's hard to say.
That's like
celebrities have bodyguards? Yeah yeah well he should have got more
oh my god holy fuck yeah that's scary no i accidentally built a jeep wait what
but am I done?
How the fuck is that a suggestion?
Was Sith a derogatory slur used by the Jedi? Man! Man. Well,
somebody's rent is due
and so they're trying to write something that'll get them a lot of attention.
Turns out the Sith are just Jedi who were discovered to be gay,
And then all the evil Jedi kicked them out and insulted them?
Oh, let's add some spice to it by saying the way that gay Jedi try to get around being kicked out is
by stroking each other's lightsaber using The Force.
The worst part about this is
I don't know if this is actually part of
the story or not. If somebody
went and told me, yeah that's what happens
in the Acolyte, I'd be like okay
Yeah for sure
Yeah it's true, maybe maybe it is we'll never find out i hope not uh you can make
a better argument still this cultural appropriation the actual sith race by fallen jedi but they're
now known to be extinct now. Who cares?
I think the real thing here is
this is just a dumb person
trying to write an article
to get a lot of attention
because they probably have a nice studio apartment
in San Francisco that they can't afford.
So, they need to get as much ad
revenue as possible before they get sent out
on the street. So, that's probably
what's going on. This is not really serious, I don't think any serious normal people think this.
This is just something crazy people think and people who want to create drama think.
That's what I think is really going on here, my thoughts exactly
yeah it's not worth getting mad about, it's not worth anything
else. To be honest this show just seems like garbage
My perspective has always been with these shows that
why would I care about this show?
I could just ignore the show and not give a shit, right? That's it. So
why would I care and worry and be like, oh my god this show is so bad who cares if it's bad
I'm just gonna ignore it
Yeah, it's the same. I've done with like Lord of the Rings stuff as well
Sith found pride in being called
Sith so these articles are moronic?
I mean...
It doesn't necessarily disprove it but um yeah i'm saying like you can watch k
dramas and said yeah it's fiction by the way yeah well this is the problem like i've said
before with like all western now, is I feel like
almost all Western fiction has to have
all these parallels to
real life social events
and real life social politics.
And I think that's why a lot of people get tired
of them, and a lot of people are fed up with shows
like The Acolyte for example, is that it feels
like a lot of these shows try to...
They're not as focused on like telling
like a what's the word for it?
Like an authentic story
as they are being focused about telling
like basically a, what do you call it like basically
like putting a message out there right that's about it
art and life life and art yeah exactly it's about pushing a narrative yeah
yeah exactly and i think that with a lot of these
western studios because there are so many no-no's
that they have and things that they won't do.
I think the kind of content that they make feels artificial.
It feels like you're not really watching something that's a creative
endeavor. You're watching something that's
designed as a vehicle to push a message
and I think that's why a lot
of people have grown to resent
things like Disney
other things that people, you know,
other things that people say is woke etc.
I think that's the big reason
How come Hollywood hasn't caught on that no one likes this?
Because I think the reason why it
keeps happening is
this, it's because a lot
of the people that do this kind of stuff
like a lot of the decision
making is very high end and end. And I don't
think those people have a very good read
on what actual
public wants and
what's been an issue now is that
a lot of journalism and a lot of
media has been pushing
this message as well. And I
think that the people that are like the real
decision makers for stuff like this,
those people listen to the media
more than the actual people because they think that the media represents
the people and journalism represents the people. Does that make sense?
That's what I think is kind of happening right
and uh public drinks up anything shameful yeah i'm not really sure circle jerking echo chamber well what i'm saying is like basically so this is the way it's supposed to work.
Right? Where there's the public that expresses how they feel
The media that synthesizes how the public feels, and then
the companies that listen to
the media that package what
the public feels.
Right?
I think that's what happens.
It's like a three-part thing.
But, like, what happens now is that the media is totally misrepresenting what
the public wants. The media's totally misrepresenting what you know, actual people are saying
and what people's values are. So, what happens is that
you have these shows
that come out
and these shows
are like really well liked
by critics
and by the media
but then
the actual public perception
is really bad
and I think
this is a problem,
it's primarily a problem with journalism,
right? It's a huge issue with
the public is sick of PC.
Yeah, pretty much. I think actually you're right.
I think a lot of people are just
sick of seeing
things that
they know are inauthentic.
And I think that's why they're sick of it,
They're not even really sick
of it because its political correctness
they're sick of it because they know it's fake.
The actors and screenwriters come out and defend it with poor excuses well that's another thing
right is like you have basically what what this has turned into is it's turned into
like almost a class war, where you have
a lot of these people that are really
well-off and wealthy that are
constantly patronizing
this unwashed mass of people
that don't want to hear this message.
So I think this is what happens, right? It's turned into all these
rich and privileged have high-minded opinions
constantly patronizing and talking down to their
audience. And I think that's what's led
to such a huge disconnect
and I think that's why people are so angry at things
like the Acolyte. It's why people
are so angry at The new Witcher show, right?
That's why they're angry at anything.
And I think also that anger that people have has also been misplaced too.
In a lot of cases, they're mad about any inclusion
of like a minority or any sort of like a, you know, like somebody who's
like gay or something like that. Like oh my god it's done this is DEI
or something like that. So I think that there's been like a reverse over
reaction but i think that reverse overreaction is like you know it's like if you put your hand uh
like against my dad always told me this right if you put your hand against like a dog or
like a cat and you put your hand against their side they will try to push against you so you
don't push them down and if you move your hand away, the cat or dog will like fall
over because it's been so
used to pushing you back
that as soon as
you go away, the cat falls over
right? And so that happens. It does
it does and like you think about what
does that really mean? Well I would say
what that really means is very simple
it means that a lot of people are
just like they're so used to seeing this
that they're just hyper-vigilant about
it. They're hyper-worried about it all the time.
So yeah.
The exclusive black people in their culture
was authentic. Now it's just mass tokenism and stereotypes.
And I think also this is another issue
that the people that write the stories aren't
very good at writing the stories.
And so
I think that a lot of them actually lean on representation as a crutch to kind of avoid criticism.
Like basically, we can't write a good story. so we're going to do this instead.
Listen, lean on me when I explain it? Yeah sure people are sick of hollow corporate diversity.
Yeah exactly and so I see something like this
And I think that's the real reason why a
lot of that stuff is happening
nintendo w nintendo says it doesn't need
generative ai to make games because it
has decades of know-how
and doesn't want any intellectual
property right issues.
What goes around comes around,
huh? And so yeah I see that
that's fucking funny. Yeah, how does it feel
now? No, I think that really generative
AI is... I bet there's probably some that really generative AI is...
I bet there's probably some version of generative AI
that almost everybody uses to an extent.
I think that really it's like
people think about AI as
those weird videos that people make, that are
like you know, that meme of the guy turning
around with like the girlfriend and it's
like the boyfriend looking at the other
girl. Like they're like
that gets animated and it still looks really weird and
they're like oh that's ai right but there's like a whole spectrum of
ai i think and you know there's probably a good chance
that a lot of other ai is going to be used much more commonly
youtube will soon be able to delete songs from uploaded videos
yeah i would expect that i mean, technology is going to just keep
getting better.
I think it's also insulting people of color
because it adds their message to a story
they're not worth showing.
I really wish someone was ballsy enough
to make a huge movie for Mansa Musa Empire,
for example. The problem is that
it's a huge echo chamber
and I think that this is... It's a growing pain
right? And in like 10 years this won't be
as... This issue will not
be the same as it is now in 10 years.
It's just that this is a
transitionary period and I think that's what's really
happening the most. But yeah,
I mean,
I'm a fan of generative AI.
I think generative AI is a good thing.
I don't think that you need to use it all the time.
I don't view generative AI...
This is a really good way to say it. I don't view generative AI... This is a really good way to
say it. I don't look at generative
AI as a good or bad thing,
but I think that some people do
and they're mistaken.
A lot of people say, ''I don't like cgi in movies but you actually probably
have watched many movies that you love with cgi but you don't notice that it's cgi because
it's really good and i think this same case is made with AI
is that people don't like whenever
something is made by AI when
they can tell that it's made by AI
but I think that being
something being made my ai actually
affects somebody's enjoyment of it on a fundamental level
i don't think so no so yeah young candy valley thing
yeah i think that's what people are really uh against right
so i like the technology but not how people use it
I mean I think the technology and how people use it is fine it just depends on
which people want to be creative in which people don't write I mean that's
all there is to it someone
selling an ice show speeds hair this was fake it was already proven to be
fake uh what's this here this is why i stay indoors and play video games
what's this this oh god damn Oh, they're running.
They're running.
Holy shit!
What is this? Grand Theft Auto?
Holy fuck. Like what even happened here?
Oh wow!
It's Monday in America? Yeah, yeah. Upstate New York?
Oh my god, that's brutal, man.
Holy shit.
This is crazy.
Photorealistic GTA is wild?
Yeah, I sure see that.
Oh, my God.
Defeated She-Lo, but a mortal creature even Sauron knew to leave alone carried the one uh ring and gave it up willingly stayed by frodo until the very end to assure his quest was completed
went back home and slammed private to see and got 14 children has there ever been a side character so based
no there hasn't been and it was written with that in mind. Oh, fuck. That is awesome.
How about this?
If I can beat you in a foot race...
You don't give me a ticket.
Get out the fucking car. Where do you want to go, huh? Where Where you want to go? Huh?
Where do you wanna go? Let's fucking do this
Come on!
... Which side?
Which side?
Right there in front of us.
All righty.
Three, two...
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Three, two, one, go!
He's gonna turn around.
And then he's going to go get the car and drive away, isn't he?
Hey! Hey.
I didn't expect him to get away with a cop car, though.
Who's laughing now?
Yeah, holy fuck.
I thought it was going to be some stupid shit It's always come from yeah, that's fucking funny man. Oh my god. What's this already saw that before
You know cuz has quit Wow why is this The topic of your World of Warcraft session
at what point did you realize
that you were in too deep and needed to quit cold turkey
When my agent would
sign on to talk to me
What does it mean to be a frost mage?
He's the mage, he's a class of frost mages you throw ice instead of fire cause fire
mages fireballs and ice mazes will freeze with you.
So I was both and had pigtails and pink hair so she's a gnome
she played in no image of course because you know yeah you know the exact She played a gnome mage. Of fucking course.
Yeah, you know the exact hairstyle.
Uh-huh. There you go.
Holy fuck. Most successful
classical player? Well, a lot of people played WoW, man.
Like, WoW is huge.
No clearly a lot of people played WoW, man. Like, WoW is huge. No clear link between
increase of murders and cannibalism
and orc presence in the Shire.
Hobbits can be cannibals too. Is this
true? Wildly anticipated debunking of this
disturbingly popular conspiracy theory is a major blow
to the non-compliant charlians which is better term
than hobbits because hobbiton doesn't belong to the hobbits.
God, man...
It's bad! It really is bad, sorry Shireance
I didn't understand what the
I didn't get it whenever
I read it but yeah
it's satire right? Yeah I'm pretty sure that's
satire guys. Come on.
What do you do whenever you have a language barrier?
Howdy-bop!
Bop-bop!
Howdy-bop!
Howdy-bop!
And death!
Laughter foreign That's so good.
Man, that's so good.
That was a
great sound
effect?
Yeah, it
was!
That's
impressive! I am! Yeah, it was. That's impressive.
I am.
Yeah, the universal language chicken.
They're starting to get really desperate.
Oh, this is another thing about The Acolyte.
The Acolyte showrunner Leslie Hedlund says that the Elden Ring community inspired the lack of armor on Star Wars shows villain. When you summon people, you always summon people that aren't wearing anything.
Okay, so you know what this tells me? This
tells me she's probably never played
Elden Ring, number one, I think that we all know
that number two
the one time she read an article
it was about this guy with
a pot on his head.
That was it. So like you saw this one point on the graph,
You made your own line and you said nobody wears armor when you summon them
And then that was it
She probably didn't see your run?
Nah, I bet she fucking didn't.
Yeah, she didn't know shit about the wall!
Just probably using Elden Ring for the trend.
I don't even think that's...
And also, by the way,
nobody uses armor really in Star Wars.
The only person who has armor, really,
was Kylo Ren kind of had
armor? Darth Vader had a suit
but he had to have a suit.
Other than that, yeah.
I wouldn't even consider Darth Vader as accurate. Like that's not even Boba Fett?
Yeah but like he wasn't a Jedi right? That's what I'm saying.
Like I'm only thinking about actual Jedi because bro you slice right through that shit.
Like if you had a lightsaber, I'd be done
Isn't that what happened to
fucking
Yeah
What was it?
Mace Windu
just fucking took What was it? Fucking... what's his name? Mace Windu! Mace Windu
Just fucking took care of him, man
That was nothing. Yeah yeah
Did I say window? Mace Wind? That's funny. Um... but anyway
here is what I'm saying right? It's like
with uh- with a- Like this is always
how it was! Like Darth Sidious
didn't have armor. Like
Luke Skywalker didn't have armor. Who the fuck ever had armor? What?!
In Acolytes this dude headbutted a lightsaber and the saber broke?
I've seen that. I did, I saw that.
So like if you head butted the light... why wouldn't you just get him in his shoulder?
I don't know.
I mean how can you possibly
know? Obi-Wan and Anakin
did in Clone Wars?
Yeah, maybe a bit.
A Jedi had
armor on Warrant? That was in the cartoon A Jedi had armor and wore it?
I mean, that was like in the cartoon, right?
That wasn't like people though?
I don't know Plot armor is the best kind
Yeah, exactly
IGN should keep doing this
Let everyone with half a brain cell let them know they're nothing?"
Well, wait a second. I mean...
IGN didn't do anything wrong here!
IGN is just interviewing a person who said something stupid.
IGN didn't do any- Like, look,
I have no problem. IGN didn't do any... Look, I have no problem
criticizing IGN and saying
they're wrong or dumb
or something like that, but they didn't do anything
wrong here. This isn't...
All they're saying is this is what a person that does the show said.
What the hell? They are just quoting them, yeah!
Yeah, obviously pandering to The Elden Ring crowd
They pissed off their own fans so they see the Erdtree
and they want to tap into that market.
What happened to toxic male gamers?
Well, the thing is that if you're making content
about Star Wars, toxic male gamers are your main and only audience.
So if you're not making content for toxic male gamers
get the fuck out of Star Wars!
If you go and see a Star Wars convention it's a bunch of guys. Okay?
That's the way it is! There's not a bunch of girls...
It's all guys.
That's just the way it is.
Now there's like three girls right there's three
girls and two of them are wives that got dragged there by their husband so that's about it a bunch
of sense yeah know your market You have to know your market.
It's IGN this game called out the fact that they claimed it was inspired by Elden Ring?
No, they're using a quote from this person, right?
They are using a quote so clearly that is the implication, right? They're using a quote. So it's clearly that was
the implication, right?
So yeah, not really.
What about Star Trek? Same.
No, no, Star Trek is not the same.
The reason why is like Star Trek isn't violent
the way that Star Wars is violent.
Like you know what young guys
like? Sword fighting.
Fucking cutting each other up.
Yeah, bro, like
Star Wars is way more violent.
What are we talking about?
And I bet also Star Trek
is primarily guys too. But I think
that there are more girls that like Star Trek.
Yeah.
It's in the name, yeah, yeah, fucking Star
Wars. Like
there's guns,
there's swords, That's for guys.
That's what guys like seeing. Absolutely!
And I know that people every time I say something like this
there has got to be somebody who is like
well actually I know somebody... Jesus Christ stop it we all know somebody but if you
look at the fucking crowd what's the norm? Yeah.
Brain rot is always going to exist in one form or another.
What's this?
2012 2012 This is brain rot
What
Here's the thing This is so annoying to listen to.
But this is completely true by the way
Like they're totally fucking right about this
It's always the older generation
looking down on the younger generation for liking
the same stupid stuff that you liked, but because it has a different
name now's dumb.
No, you don't think it's dumb
because it has a different name.
You think it's dumb because you're 28 now
and you have a house to maintain
and you have to worry about going to work early so you don't get fired.
So like, yeah, you don't think scabidi toilet is that funny
but if you were fucking 12 again
You'd be laughing your fucking ass off
You'd think it's hilarious
But you're not 12.
Yeah of course! It's always
content for 12 year olds. What the hell do you expect?
It's like Teletubbies or something
like that. Yeah guess what?
Teletubbies is made for little kids. So if you watch
it as an adult and you're like, man, this sure
is stupid. Yeah, I'd fucking hope
you think that. Hey, imagine if you
don't. We've got a whole fucking name for people
like that. It's bronies. Who wants to be a fucking
brony? I didn't think so.
So yeah, whenever you talk about oh I can't
get into these children shows, these shows
for kids. Well why don't you try to get into
My Little Pony and tell everybody about that
and see what they think?
Get the fuck out of here.
It's so annoying
to see these 30-year-old guys,
25-year-old guys,
oh, it's not the way,
it's not as funny as it used to be.
Now I will say
there is one element of this that
I do agree with but I do not think it's generational.
I hate
the memes that are repeat the meme.
And I think that they are indicative of,
they are the most popular memes
because there are the lowest IQ memes, right?
So you see like for example now Marco Polo,
right, the Hawk Tua thing.
Right that's the new one
that people are saying now if somebody types
that I assume that they're retarded
that's just the way it is and you know what
I've never been wrong and so if i see something like this
or i see Harambe, or something else.
Guess what?
I think they're dumb
because that's what happens with a lot
of these different memes is
that the ones
that I hate are the ones
that add no creativity.
They're not interesting,
and that's why I hate a lot of Twitch memes, by the way,
is because they're not creative or interesting
because I used to like making memes
and doing it myself,
and you guys remember the old 4chan threads?
Where somebody posted a template
and then everybody made their own captions
and it was funny? you know, funny. That
was awesome right? That was so cool. I love those. Those were
so fucking fun man. I spent tens of hours probably hundreds
of hours looking at those things. Yeah, those are gold
right? And it's like the reason why it was funny is that it's a creative
collaboration where people are being funny
together rather than
oh he said this thing or he did this
now I have to do the other thing
right? So yeah That's's the way I see it.
Boomer take? I don't think it's a boomer take at all
because I think boomers do the same stupid
stuff, right? Like, it's
not like for example young kids
do this and older people are smart. No, older people do this and older people are smart. No! Older
people do this and they're dumb and younger
people do this and they're also dumb. They're all
dumb so I don't think there's anything else like that
or anything besides that
Do you think the Kai Sanat firework thing was real uh no i don't
uh i do not
i'll watch the video because i know i know I pulled it up. Where is it?
Yeah yeah. Alright. Here we go.
We'll watch this.
So he did this last night? What's up my dog? What's goody, what's goody?
What's going on nigga?
How you doing my boy?
Oh boy.
Jimmy!
Jimmy! Are we still balling lately? I don't like what you're carrying. How are you doing, bro?
Are we still balling late?
We got Davis and the God damn crew!
Where's everyone else at?
I just want to make sure they don't play come basketball.
Yeah, yeah, I got you.
This is kind of cute though.
Yeah, I thought it was a little excessive.
Okay so look, you know what's going on tomorrow right?
What's going on tomorrow. Right?
You know why I got here to Defense Mechanisms.
Yeah.
To hell and high sand.
Defense Mechanisms.
Anybody who fucks with me...
Okay?
This goes for everybody in AAP okay?
Mm-hmm.
Anybody who fucks with me gets fucked up.
There it is, sir.
That's what I'm saying.
What the fuck is this?
You just walk around a crib like that?
Yeah, it's something that says professional use only.
It ain't nothing crazy about it.
Nothing crazy?
I'm just kidding.
You know what I find interesting though bro?
I was thinking about...
I kind of feel like the Air Mags,
The Rollie.
Like I appreciate-
W Mans!
Yeah now you're W Mans
but I feel like it was a little bit ungenuine
You know what I'm saying?
Huh?!
I feel like it was ungenuine
like you trying to buy my peace.
Nigga what?!
I got you that for your birthday!
Airbag and a rollie, and I'm grateful but it feels like
It came at the right time.
And you're going to want
to go to war tomorrow,
all right?
See,
this house here starts...
He needs a reason...
Bro,
you see,
Chad?
Chad,
you see?
He needs a reason.
You know where
I spent the last year?
Where?
Not at the A&P house.
Oh, because they blew up your room?
I lived at my mom's house.
I rented a hotel.
I got a condo in the city.
That shit to be fair last year was fucking hilarious
Imma be-I thought that shit
was fucking funny
All cuz of last July 4th. Bro, look!
Okay, no, no, let me tell you...
That's crazy!
That's insane, yeah.
No, no, no, no, no!
I was keeping a man!
They spent the whole day shooting fireworks at each other in the house?
Out of his home! No, out of his home! shooting fireworks at each other in the house? No!
Out of his home.
Listen, I was streaming, right?
Last year, regularly,
I said, yo, if anybody drops a firework
in my room,
I am going to go to war. Off the defenses, right?
Wait wait wait!
I have video proof.
He literally took it
and
licked the thing right behind me.
I have an epic clip of me going like this
and absorbing it, my aura went up and everything.
He literally has a clip of him throwing in my room.
Chat, facts or not bro?
Listen.
Chat, facts or not!
Have a question for you Jimmy.. I have a question for you, Jimmy.
If you live in the house of somebody
and I throw a firework
in the middle room
and somebody throws
a firework
at all your clothes
everything you own
your PC gets messed up. Which one is worse?
Kai.
What?
You came into my room!
Hey!
I got an idea.
How about this year, I return to February?
What?!
On my lap!
On my lap!
On my lap! On my life!
Davis, on
My
Life
All my fucking life, if...
I ain't gonna say nothing. I'm going to volley.
This is not even fucking safe dumbass!
Tomorrow!
Hey, I'm sure Ty didn't do it tomorrow tomorrow hey i'm sure i can't call you didn't mean to you got me I'm coming. Word to my mother, Davis!
Word to my mother!
You got me gifts?
You got me gifts?
What?!
To my mother!
You got me gifts?
Hey you got me gifts?
To try and buy peace.
Nigga I gotta speak up for free!
My peace is not for free though. My pee's not for free, Jimmy get out.
Are you serious?
I'm serious, get out.
Is this like con-tune?
You don't see me doing a fucking thing?
Davis wait! Word to my mother
I'm warning you bro!
Wait! You're going to shoot my fucking setup!
Alright last attempt
You guys don't want to just be You're're gonna do my fucking setup!
I promise you, you'll get on here.
WAIT!
Hey chat!
Hey chat y'all see this?
I'm not playing, stop!
Watch out, niggas.
Y'all see what it says, Jack?
Professional use only.
Peace, Tray...
Peace, Judy Davis!
I'm peace Judy right?!
I'm peace Judy right?!
Are you deadass or something?
Say I'm God or deadass? Watch out. Say I'm God, you're a deadass.
I'm God.
On God,
I'm deadass.
Look,
bro,
say on God
you're a deadass.
On God,
I'm deadass.
Bro,
stop!
What the fuck? You're not doing that shit on god you're gonna
pay for everything i got bro they're paying for everything i've got
where my mother do like that shit i swear i'm gonna i'm gonna
bro stop playing with me bro stop stop they're like what Watch out! Watch out! I'm not fucking with you.
Stop! You're not playing in my room, what am I gonna do?
That's a lie for you!
That's a lie for you bitch ass nigga!
Bro stop!
Where is my mother when she used to sit sit there and I'm gonna come tell you.
What's my mother gonna say?
There won't be no crib!
All my life there wouldn't be a crib!
All right, what am I gonna do?
I swear to God y'allall gonna hate me bro.
Ha ha ha Shhhhhhhh No! Oh my god, what the... so so Jesus. Jesus!
Man.
Man.
I thought it was funny.
I think this shit is funny.
I think that 100%
it was fake.
100%
it was fake.
Like,
but
it was entertaining enough to be entertaining.
You know what I mean?
That's the way I see it.
As a matter of fact, that's way too much money.
What the fuck?
This is not a lot of money to do this.
It's probably like, what, 30 grand, 50 grand
to do something like this. That's nothing.
That's nothing man.
You're going to go and spend that much money
on this. That's not a lot of money.
You know how much money they spend
on making movies?
Like if Mr. Beast is spending millions of dollars
on every fucking video, it's nothing bro! It's not even a big deal!
I'm just saying, it's all year's salary. Yeah, but you
ain't making a movie. You're not making entertainment.
So what the fuck are you talking about? It's
a totally different thing. Yeah, it's
nothing for them, man. It's not a big deal at all.
So yeah, movie versus one clip?
Yeah! And people are going to remember this shit
like fucking 104
1.4 million people watched that shit
It was funny man. That's the way I see
it.
Yeah, chill out.
They gave away $300K that day as well?
Yeah, exactly.
Like, it's not the same thing.
But yeah, probably written off taxes
as well? Absolutely it was.
Yeah.
30K is nothing must be nice? I'm just saying
right? I mean like if you've got a big
business like this things are going
really well spending this much money on something
funny like this is no big deal, right?
Yeah absolutely not.
Didn't that burn down the house?
Nah, nah.
People said it was a set.
They said it was a set
that they made
to make it look like Kai's room
and MrBeast
is going to make
a video out of it.
That's like
the current paranoia
I'll link y'all this shit
when they sold Born West
yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't know definitely a set
you saw Mr. Beast maybe I think that if
it is it's funny definitely it is funny that they did the...
So yeah, do you think MrBeast fakes
his videos? I think that he probably plays
some shit up in the videos but
I don't think he like hard fakes them.
Right? And that's what I think a lot of times
with reality TV shows and
shit like this. I think that they don't
hard fake things
but they kind of
give things an entertaining nudge,
if that makes sense.
They try to push it a little more in the direction
of being funny.
So yeah, I don't think it's like...
It's not 100% scripted
but they try to put in that direction.
They set a story. They guide things
in a certain way. That's what I expect
Yeah, I think this was funny
This was good.
I believe it's a set. There's some money to be paid for built and destroyed like that. Is there
definitely some money to be paid? Yeah, 100%.
Absolutely. You set things in motion
and it plays out? Yeah. I find it obnoxious, I don't. Like, I'm gonna be honest, like, the thing is that, like, I'm older now but man we used to do this same shit like we light fireworks in the
house all the time actually not all
the time we did it like three four times then my mom
found out about it and that was the last time
but like we would do this shit a lot
like yeah it was fun, man.
I'm going to be honest.
This is just like...
Yeah, as a guy?
Bro, growing up we'd do this shit constantly.
Lighting fireworks in the car.
Lighting fireworks in the room.
You know, yeah, absolutely. The fun police
and chat, yeah!
Yeah, never did that? We did! Oh!
We loved that. That was fun.
That was a lot of fun. You had a bomb in your house?
Not a bomb. It's a fucking black cat or like a smoke bomb
or something like that. It's not a bomb! Like show the fuck out! What are you talking about?
Yeah... throw mortar shells and storm drains?
Yeah yeah we did that too absolutely Throw mortar shells in storm drains? Yeah, yeah.
We did that too.
Absolutely.
Too many EU viewers?
I guess so.
Seen Bros duel with Roman Candles?
Where is that? Uh...
Where's it- oh man,
where the fuck was I? Uh... shit.
Um...
Was it Jimmy?
Fuck no! I guess that wasn't it
well anyway you excuse me today
yeah we did this like
it wasn't even a year ago
we were doing that
yeah we were shooting roman candles at each other a year ago we were doing that.
Yeah, we were shooting Roman candles at each other a year ago.
Like, yeah, I would have been like
oh, back in the day, it was like last night
New Year's, yeah exactly.
It feels like that normal yeah
like what the hell you mean
outside yeah outside it was outside it
was s fan stream yeah i know
two skinny bald skeletons not that
you're a miner at Twitch.
Why don't you shut your mouth up?
I love how they actually managed to make it kind of creepy. That's good.
Players who complain about DLC being too hard haven't met this guy?
Are these guys hard?
Because with the big sword, you just hit them one time and then they don't move anymore because they're dead. Yeah I don't think these guys are hard.
Yeah what do ya mean?
Who the fuck thought these guys were hard?!
What is this?
What's this? One of the funniest fights ever oh See ya.
Keep going. Goddamnit, she won't play with me!
He's sleeping.
I will show you some.
Damn!
Bro! Look at this watch
Bro he was out
He was fucking. He was fucking
OUT! God damn, what was that?
Yeah not just fucking out
The beginning of this I thought
this was like... because these guys were so so much just like southern rednecks
i thought this was a joke i did
i thought this was dude i thought this was, dude, I thought this would stage for a minute.
But no, this is real! oh
all right puts his sunglasses down I will show you something. Jesus Christ
man that was
nuts and the thing is
this dude's totally in the right. They're just
arguing and this dude just starts going
in on him. And what the hell
is this? What are you doing
man?
What is going on?
This how Europeans see America.
Yeah, this happens all the time.
This is the way it is.
That's peak male performance right there.
Yeah, exactly.
Holy fuck legal fashion game of the...
Oh my god. I never even saw
this shit. Like what? Is this another one
of those costumes in that game?
I didn't even know this one existed. I gotta go start
playing this again. Yeah, no, this is just the way the game is like a
big surprise it's a korean developer korean developers love doing this man she misses
some important pores yeah too bad it's free-to-play slop.
I mean so far I've enjoyed the game. Like if you don't enjoy
the game, I say quit that bitch. Quit
that bitch. Get the fuck out of there.
What are you doing playing a game that
you don't like? Absolutely. But I've had
fun playing it myself, right?
On a personal level.
But yeah, that's it. That's like
reverse close. Yeah, I know. That's the best part.
Some game designers
hate players?
Ooh.
Let's look at it.
Okay.
Oh boy. Oh boy. It's spicy. Yep, let's read it.
Am I allowed to say this?
I kinda hate gamers.
I'm a professional game designer and I'm worried that I'm starting to
hate gamers watching the gaming events on YouTube last month with the chat-on
was an extremely disheartening experience every time a character wasn't assist hat white oh
okay this person's already drank the kool-aid Wade.
Yeah, alright. Well I mean that case closed really
I mean you see that straight
the hell yeah bro he's already in
too deep. He's there
and so anyway
quit the industry. Well let's read
the rest of this. A white man appeared on
screen. The chats would fill with messages calling the game woke or complaining about DEI. Every game that wasn't a shooter or a hyper-casual competitive online game garnered ZZZs and boring comments.
I'll read it, then I'll comment.
And then I checked Twitter
and it's just people complaining that Metal Gear
Solid 3 Remake is not yellow enough,
people telling me there are right
and wrong ways to beat Elden Ring
and people hating on the new Dragon Age trailer
because the trailer doesn't match the tone they had
imagined for it. I've seen people
implying the main character in Fable trailers
is ugly, because it's a
self-insert of some random level designer
working at Playground who they have deemed not fuckable enough?
I don't know. It's the internet magnifying negative voices, I guess, doing what it does best
but it's making me real tired of gamers." And so this was posted on r
slash gamedev, and
naturally the comment
sorry, the entire thread was locked.
So just remember there are tens
of thousands of gamers who are really interested in games as a true form of art
yes nothing says the true form of art like filling diversity check boxes
absolutely you're so right about that uh there's one thing i've had to realize
recently it's the internet's very loud and amplifies toxicity,
even though that's really the minority.
Really? Okay, I guess that explains
why all these other
studios are shutting down.
That's because the majority actually loves these games and it's just the toxic online
gamers that don't which is why the studio shut down let's see here uh watching gaming events on
youtube with chat what kind of person even considers it worthwhile to comment
on a gaming event chat? Well hey,
a lot of people do. Right? I mean yeah
Do you hate gamers or just take Twitter and Youtube chat
Very good point As a gamer since the late 90s in a person that
was on the internet long enough you can never make it right for everyone you're right that's true
somebody will always be mad if it helps most people aren't like that most people aren't like that.
Most people aren't like that. Why don't we just do some math?
Is it allowed in China for you to show a relationship between gay people?
No.
There's a lot of people in China.
How about,
how are things in India?
There's a lot of people
in India.
This whole concept that these people are somehow the crazy minority no they minority? No. They are the super majority. I'm talking like 80, 90% of people. If you look at the entire population,
that's what they think.
And you don't have
to go and reinvent
this stuff like, oh I wonder if this is true or not.
Look at the countries.
Look at the laws in those countries
and then imagine what kind of country
has a law like that.
Who are the people there?
Oh, I know who they are. Everybody does. There it is. Don't confuse governments for people. Oh, I'm sure that the government... Listen, you're right that governments are not going to be one-to-one with the people.
But they're not gonna be zero and one either.
There's gonna be some degree of alignment there.
Hmm...... This isn't the same shirt from yesterday?
A band shirt? No, it's a shirt. It's the same shirt I had. But like anyway...
I go and I see this
And these people don't realize
how much of a super minority
they are. They are
like a fractional tiny
minority. And that's it.
Thank God, yeah diversity has its own thing. So anyway let me actually read this person's
comments. Anytime somebody uses the word like cis-head
or something like this, I automatically assume
that they are
you know, they're like a
already left the point of
reasonable conversation, right?
It's like one of these, There's a lot of people that say
words and these words
are an indicator that this
person has been radicalized by the
internet. And whether it's
this, whether it's this whether it's like calling other minorities
another word, like it just
one of those words like okay, this is a person
who's been radicalized right? That's all
there is to it. They're dog whistles? No
they're not dog whistles
they're just terms that indicate a
degree of extremism right that's it what's this at uh cis means that you are non-trans you're
just a male who identifies as a male and het is heterosexual, which
means that you're a guy that likes girls or you're a girl
that likes guys.
That's basically it.
So yeah, normal? Yeah, that is the
norm. You're right. It is. It is the norm. It is the norm. You're right It is. It IS the norm
for like 90%
of people
it's absolutely the norm
So yes, it's a slur for Normies
I don't know if...I would not call it a slur,
but I think that people can use
it as a slur, right?
There are a lot of words
that are not bad fundamentally
But when they are used with malicious
intent, they become bad. I
think this is definitely one of those examples
But I don't think that it's
not fundamentally a slur, right?
So anyway, it's only used in
a negative way um i don't know like i mean i could
i i i don't see it that way if somebody else sees
i don't honestly guys i really do i don't honestly guys i really i don't care about this
cover i don't care about this argument about whether it's a sore or not it's totally irrelevant
to me because i just i still care right anyway, you want to argue with that
with like woke people.
That's fine.
I don't have a strong opinion about this.
I think that sometimes it is
sometimes it's not
people want to argue
with me about that.
Go ahead.
I'm not going to really keep going.
Anyway, the point is that
if I read somebody that says stuff like
this, I do assume that they
are past the point of no return.
Right? And
the reason why every game that wasn't a shooter or hyper casual competitive online game garnered zzz's and boring, it's because the games were boring. That's the reason why. Like I don't know how many of these cozy games I had to sit
through and listen to where it's somebody
talking about building a farm
and then having a relationship
an emotional relationship with like an animal
Like get the fuck out here! That's boring.
It is. It's absolutely boring.
Who the fuck do you think
sits there and watches
video game announcement shows?
Do you think it's a bunch of these, like, super wholesome
chungus girls that play Stardew
Valley? Fuck no, it's not!
It's the people that are bat-chesting whenever
Doom... The Doom guy fights
a fucking dragon.
It's whenever, you know
Dom saves Marcus from falling off
in Gears of War.
Who the fuck do you think does this?
It's crazy!
Like it's amazing that these people can be so fucking
delusional. Like go ahead
and look at the analytics for
these games, look at the age
breakdowns, look at the gender
breakdowns, and you're gonna see one direct picture.
I love how people like to say
girls and guys there's more girl gamers than guy gamers
that's the dumbest fucking thing i've ever heard
yeah sure if you count phone games
but we're not talking about phone games
We're talking about serious PC
online gaming. There are a lot
of guys and it is a majority guy
audience. It is Unless it's a majority guy audience. It is, unless it's a specific
game that has a specific
vibe, and there's like three of them.
Other than that, it is a male
dominated space, and it always
has been. Will it always be hard to say but it certainly still is now
it's like 85 15. there's a lot yeah there it is and so so I get that obviously these things are uncomfortable because people like to live in a fantasy world but that's just not the way it works. It's just not. That's just the truth, yeah.
No one is saying that shit? They are!
They say that shit all the time.
It's like if you have a bunch of these games
it's like okay look at it like this
Why would...
Like...
Oh man.
Because so...
I can't do this. What I wanted to do
is I wanted to pull the analytics because I could go to my YouTube channel
and look at the amount of people that watch my YouTube video for this stream
but that's also my audience, so that's not necessarily accurate
but whenever I see
people doing this stuff
it's almost always guys doing this stuff, right?
That's it.
A lot of aging male gamers enjoy cozy games
too, no?
They do.
But a lot of aging male
gamers enjoy cozy
games because they are less involved
with gaming which means that
they're not going to be sitting there watching the live game announcement show.
Take your logic and argumentation one step farther
and you'll see that would lead you
to the same place that I'm already at.
So, I agree with you.
WoW's my cozy game? Elden Ring is
my cozy game. It's fucking amazing. I love
it.
I like all games most of the time. I play shooter and action games? Yeah, definitely.
Hmm...
I never see aging male gamers flock to cozy
games? You're actually right!
Whenever I think of aging male gamers,
do you know what games
aging male gamers are excited for?
Kingdom Come Deliverance 2.
Warhammer 40K Space Marine 2.
Helldivers 2.
I hate to say it, but we're getting up there. Gears of War E-Day
Age of Mythology Remastered
Flight Sim 2024
Factorio Star Wars Flight Sim 2024.
Factorio.
Civ... Yeah, Civ 5 or 6
or whatever fucking number it's on now.
Those
are the games that like, you know
the 45 year old guys
the 55 year old guys
those are the ones they're excited for
it's not some weird
pixel art bullshit where
it's about some girl that lives on an island and she talks to the person
that sells her flowers and there's like a whole relationship you can have with this person no i'm
not playing that but yeah i'm sure some of them do but no no majority kingdom come deliverance what are we
talking about it's crazy
it it's really sad how delusional these people are.
And also, people complaining Metal Gear Solid 3 Remake is not yellow enough?
When you say people do you mean three people?
Because I've seen
these conversations about Metal Gear
Solid 3. Nobody thinks this!
There's like three people that think
this. Other than that, I think most people
are like super
positive about the Metal Gear Solid 3 remake
so far. I've only heard
good things about it. People like
I even saw there was a young man made a video
and he said, it's going so
well, I'm worried
because people are worried that something is gonna
go wrong. I'm gonna play that fucking
game. It's gonna be awesome
So amazing, yeah I'm going to play that fucking game. It's going to be awesome.
Looks a lot amazing? Yeah, fuck yeah!
Let's see here.
There's right and wrong ways to beat Elden Ring.
People hating on any Dragon Age terror because it doesn't match the tone they had imagined for it.
I love how this is supposed to be
This is supposed to be
that gamers
are wrong
What a fucking... what a stupid, stupid thing to say. Let me explain why. You don't get to tell people what tone they
want for a game.
Now, you can put a game out
and you can say this is what I've made
and you can choose to play this or not
but you can't go and tell them
you have to like this.
Absolutely not! If
I do, like
I know this for my stream
and I know this for games and things i know this for for like games and things that
i've promoted if i've done it if i do a game i sponsor
a game or publish something or do something
and that game doesn't hit that audience of people that are like
part of my core audience that like you know a super dark fantasy
game right if i play zenless zone zero today there's going to be people complaining because
I'm not playing Elden Ring. That's the way it goes, because that
is their freedom
as a fan. They're
not obligated to stick with you
through thick and thin
and care about this. People are just obligated
to consume the content. That's it!
What are you thinking about?
So if you make something,
and then people don't like the thing that you're making,
and you get mad at them? Well, you're just a
fucking idiot. What are you doing?
You forgot what your job is.
Your job is to serve them. They don't
serve you. You serve them.
It's such a...
This is why, for example
this is why it always makes me sad I see people
shitting on Kai. Kai serves his fucking
audience. Whether you like Kai or
not, you can't fucking deny
he puts on a fucking show.
He puts on
a fucking show and he keeps
people entertained. And for the people that
like him, you don't have... And guys, please
don't be one of those fucking boring
30-year-old losers in
chat that are like, oh, but it's not
my type of entertainment.
Who gives a fuck?
For a lot of people
it is, and he puts on a show
for those people
And because it's their type of entertainment
He's the biggest streamer on Twitch right now
And that's a fucking fact.
So whenever I see people crying about this
shit, every
single time like Elden Ring
look at Elden Ring
they don't think about oh they don't like the vibe or whatever
because it was good content. That's what matters more than anything.
Yeah doesn't need to be my type yeah that's it
sort of like and makes an effort
in great production? You don't have to be a fan
of somebody's content to respect the effort
they put into the content, right?
There are a lot of people that I respect
the effort that they put into content
but I don't really like the content itself of people that i respect the effort that they put into content
but I don't really like the content itself.
It's very simple so if you are making content for an audience
and you call it Dragon Age, and then it's not like Dragon Age.
You can't be mad that people are
like, fuck, what is this?
I've seen people implying the main character in The Fable of Trey Rose
is ugly. Yeah, because she
is. She's fucking disgusting.
Absolutely. It's not even a question.
What are we talking about?
Absolutely!
She is! What's the quotes?
What's the quotes for this? It's fucking obvious.
It's amazing
to me because it's even a conversation.
Yes,
and also because they've deemed not fuckable enough. Yeah, who do you think's playing Fable? Like, you go back and look at Fable the first game where the primary romance option was a blonde chick with massive fucking tits.
And you ask yourself, who the fuck do you think played that?
Well I know who played that, me whenever I was 14.
And it was great.
It was amazing.
Absolutely.
A target audience, yeah.
So what are you surprised about?
Yeah, Fable, it's a game for...
Guys play Fable.
It's a medieval fantasy game
where you go around shooting people
with magic and arrows and cutting people up.
And you can do evil things! That's a guy game!
So, if you have an ugly girl character
you're gonna expect guys to be like
oh this is great? No they are not. Who the fuck thought this?
It's like these people are rediscovering
fire every fucking six months whenever
they make one of these games and it doesn't hit because
they're living in a delusion.
It's crazy! How do you do this? How can you be this
fucking stupid? It's amazing to me!
How does this happen?
Not true, it's bullshit? Yeah. It's nuts man. I'm refining columns... okay yeah in Fable 1 you can't even play as a female?
... I didn't remember that because
like, I would always play as a guy character.
Yeah, there you go!
There it is!
For some reason, series are like that
in a sense. Yeah, so many people explaining this
and the game devs don't get it. They don't get it
And the thing is that
The game developers
who do get it will succeed.
Ugly women are the functional equivalent to a neckbeard cheeto eater?
Who wants to play either of those?
Exactly! Nobody wants to...
nobody wants to play as an ugly chick like if if you are making a character in
a video game and the female character is like if you have a side character it's like just
like one character in the game but you should absolutely have attractive
characters in a game never put ugly characters in a game it's stupid
anytime that i see somebody that has an ugly character in a game, and it's not like
basically a bad guy?
Like here's a really great example.
So I've been playing the First Descendant
recently. Okay this is made by
a Korean developer so this is like ground zero for toxic traditional values.
The only fat people in that game are evil and you shoot them. And they're called predators. That's just the way it is. nobody wants to see that
this is did that sounds about right yeah there it is and so these people they need to they it's like they need a reality check
that's what they need they need a reality check some
people take things through personally well it it matter right so a person of
curiosity do you think metroid would have been as successful if samus wasn't hot because the
game is still amazing either way um samus being a female isn't even part of the game.
It's totally irrelevant.
It's like you're not a furry because you're playing Star Fox, right? Even though like Star Fox is
like uh...you know like
fucking what's it called um
anthropomorphic fox
Right? Like you're not a furry because you're playing that
That-that's not the way it works.
It's not core to the
gameplay like there's no
story that's attached to
this.
There's nothing that's
going on right?
Yeah,
like you could play Sam
like that's that's the
joke right is like
samus isn't he like a lot of people didn't even would make jokes so i
didn't even know samus was a guy or sorry it was a girl excuse me, I definitely paid
Metroid on SNES that day because my
friend told me Samus takes her armor off at the end
and she's hot? Yeah of course!
And yeah they made Samus hot. Big surprise.
Why wouldn't they?
Yeah, anytime I see a game
developer making ugly characters
or characters that are not
high levels of attractiveness
I assume that the game is going to be garbage because they're
focusing on some sort of bullshit message rather than making a game for an actual audience.
It's like they are making a game for themselves rather than making
a game for an audience.
So yeah, if this game developer is saying that they hate gamers
let it be known
that gamers feel the exact same way
about you.
If you go into an industry
and you are at odds with
the user base of the industry
and you hate those people
and you resent them,
the best thing that you can do for your mental health
is go somewhere else that respects and appreciates your view on things
that's what my perspective is remove yourself from the situation you're not going to change biology
you're not going to change the way society thinks about people get stop it Get... Stop it.
Can you ask how much diversity is good? Can I ask how much diversity is good?
I think that diversity happens naturally
when you allow people to collaborate and do things freely.
I think that's the truth, it happens
naturally. And if you look at a lot of
the old game development studios, it's not
all white guys, yeah, a lot of them are white guys
yeah sure right? But like not all of them no. It's the same as a lot of them are white guys yeah sure right but like not all of them no it's the same as
a lot of groups of gamers like how many of you guys like ask yourself the question
how many of you guys that have played online games for over 10 years
like you know it's like if you were to uh
if you were to get all the guys that you play games with regularly
together it's not going to be all one group of people
there's gonna be tons of different people right that's it mankind peaked in the 1990s yeah
it should never be forced yeah it's not a big deal mostly white yeah big
surprise yeah i bet i bet yeah absolutely like
racial differences exist
right? And like people can see that
and being a certain race is part of
person's identity
gaming allows people to overcome
but overcoming something implies that it exists so yeah of course there's
going to be majority of people that you're going to be interacting with that are going
to be like you but there's also a huge contingency that aren't. And that's my point.
Price differences didn't exist,
culturalists exist?
You want to argue about do whatever the fuck. I don't really care.
My point is that
obviously people are going to feel more
at ease around people that look like them. It's not
really that big of a surprise. That's human
psychology. That being said, I think that video games
what I find to be so sad
about this and this is the
real tragedy
and this is the last thing I want to say about this and I want to move on
The last probably move on.
The last... Probably move on, right? I mean, I have a million things
to say about this.
The real tragedy is that I think online
gaming has done more
to get rid of xenophobia,
and it's done more to get rid of racism
than anything else almost in the entire world.
And the reason why... let me explain why...
It's because you can ask a question that you're not allowed to ask
and you can get an answer that you're not allowed to answer.
You can ask
somebody, like I
remember I was playing a game and
I was talking to some guy, he was in the Middle
East, and I'm like so do they let women vote
over there? Can they drive?
So can they do that? Like, so what happens
if a girl like... So like did they go
to the beach, right? And you just ask that.
You just ask the question
and you have an honest conversation about it,
immediately banned right? And like you can't do that in real life because there's
a degree of social decorum that you're supposed
to uphold. There's a way that you're supposed
to act and there's a way that you're not supposed to act
but on the internet, you give somebody a mask and they'll tell you who they
really are and you can they really are. And, you can actually
get people to have genuine
conversations. You can talk
to a guy that lives in Poland
or you can talk to a guy that lives
in Argentina, and you're playing World of warcraft and you get along with
him even though his name is like i think over in south america they've got four names right
pedro hernandez, I don't know, Guevara, some other shit.
That's the guy
that you're spending four or five hours
a day with. Somebody that you would
never meet, you'd never know
anywhere else.
And you become friends with this person,
and being a race or part of
a certain country or religion is irrelevant.
It's totally fucking
irrelevant, and online games
have done so much to move that forward
and they have pushed
and I think the reason why
it's so good is because it happens naturally.
Right?
It's like, cause you're on a group
You need to invite people
and you wanna do something
And you play with these guys, and it goes well
and you keep fucking playing with them.
That's it.
It's not forced. Yes, it's just the
way it is. And the problem
is that there is a good chance that there will be bad interactions. In the same way that there are good interactions,
There are also bad ones and there are a lot of bad ones but that's natural
and i think that the good interactions outnumber
the bad ones 100 to 1.
And I think it does so much for getting people to understand other cultures and other people,
that it's sad for me to see people always focus on the negatives of online gaming.
Because I feel like it's been such an enriching
force in making people
globally conscious and reducing
xenophobia worldwide.
I'm a huge advocate of that. And I think the reason why it's been successful is because it's totally fucking unmoderated. You can say and do whatever the fuck you want and there's basically nothing
that's going to happen to you.
And it's beautiful.
That's the problem?
That's the problem for losers
and pussies, but that's the beauty for people
that actually want to grow as a person.
You live in Arkansas, you hear about how
black people are bad all the time, maybe your
family is racist, then you play with some people that
are black online on Xbox Live
for a couple of years and before
you know it, you're not thinking the same way
anymore.
That's what happens.
And yeah, you're right some people they get racist and everything
sure, yeah but people have been racists forever. They probably already
were going to be.
Strong character development, yeah! It's sad to see people
that are so reductive to something that has been so beautiful.
What about minorities who are exposed to racism
that's right, that'll happen
yeah, it's gonna happen
100%
also everybody is exposed
to racism
anybody who has not Also, everybody is exposed to racism.
Anybody who is not quote normal
is exposed to racism.
You have a voice that makes you sound like
your gay people are going to call
the F word. You have a voice that makes people think
that you're black, even if you're not
black, people are going to call you
the N word.
Like if you have a voice
that makes you sound like
a redneck, people are going to ask
if you fucked your sister.
They're going to call you like a loser or something like that,
inbred or something like that.
If you are a girl, people are going to make fun
of you for that, call you a bitch or
go back to the kitchen, right? Something like that. Every single person
gets shit on. Everyone gets shit on! If you're from the Middle East people are gonna bring
up terrorism or something like that. Absolutely. That's the way it is if you're an Indian
people are going to bring that up and
start trying to do the indian voices
to you right? That's the way
it is
And they do it each other other, by the way.
It's not like it's only white people doing this to minorities.
It's minorities doing it to each other too!
You know what the worst thing is?
Is that a lot of people who aren't from young guy aggressive cultures
don't realize that's usually how friendships start
between a lot of asshole, young guys.
I know I've had that happen. a lot of asshole young guys.
I know I've had that happen.
Many times, many many times. And, many times.
That's how I bond? Yeah, exactly.
And the reason why guys bond that way
by the way
is that it's a shit test
to filter out people
that are uptight
and unable to deal with conflict
or not socially
adept
because like if somebody is to get bent out of shape
or upset about this,
they're probably a weird pussy
and it's better to stay away from them.
So you just get that
outright in the open. It's it's done okay let's move on
i just laughed yeah there's the reason
most young people fall into this category no't. No, they absolutely do not.
Most... I bet if you went
and you talked to a bunch of
13-year-old guys
and there were no cameras
they knew that their parents wouldn't see what they were saying...
They would be probably acting a lot the same
that we did.
That's what I think.
Pretty much the fucking same numbers on sharpest like yeah that that's that's how it is before and I've already seen this saw
yesterday we put a smile on that face.
Amber Heard has known the movies in the works after changing her name
and moving to Spain? Well, good for her!
Hopefully she doesn't cut
somebody else's finger off.
I kinda lost respect for grums. What's this?
Final Fantasy XIV Gone Woke
Steam reviews dropped to mixed, video clip added
Let me pull this up and see it for myself
Where is this?
So, this seemed to be controversial.
Final Fantasy gone woke, Steam reviews
dropped to mixed, players are upset with the latest MMO
expansion which shifts the story away
from the player
to focus on Wok Lamat
an NPC that they find insufferable
and who is voiced by a trans voice actress.
The story in voice acting gets considered so bad
people want to skip every cutscene involving her.
Listen to yourself in the attached clip,
personally I don't care if the voice actor is trans
but it certainly
does sound pretty wooden and stilted and forced here. I'm also curious if the
English in USA is the only place they cast a trans voice actress. Blame is
falling from everywhere from bad writing.
So, Steam reviews... Let's look at the steam reviews.
Let's look at it ourselves. Sorry, sorry. It auto plays it's super annoying. It's really loud.
Okay that's mixed. Alright let me read some of the reviews
Probably a third of the way through...
People don't like Wok Lemaitre
There's one person that said that
MSQ I have no idea what
the story was about I don't like fake option choices
it's a disappointment the trials are fine
permanently handcuffed to an unlikable character for the entire expansion.
It does seem like a lot of people are bringing this up,
I mean there's been three people that didn't like the highest rated uh comments so let me listen to
this so this is the those are the three people laura consultation english oh I see so the implication is that like she's super woke and
so she's making it happen okay the expansion hinges on whether you like her or not since
she's the main character in
story I got sick of it really quickly okay let's listen to it
hardly I know little about your land and nothing about your parentage.
Ah, but in my eagerness I've gotten ahead of myself.
I can't expect you to agree on this part when we've only just met.
If you have any questions, I'll do my best to answer them. Just know though that if it's really that bad.
I mean,
I don't know.
I don't really think
it's awful.
It sounds fine.
Yeah, I...
Sounds okay, doesn't she?
Don't see the big deal.
I mean,
it didn't seem terrible.
That's how she's written.
Yeah, I mean mean if the character is
written badly, it's not because
like...
I think that this is an example of
like... I think that Mark
Kern does the same thing
That woke people do
Where it's like
People say this game is like
Every gamer, every person is racist
Or sexist or something like that
And it's like if you know if you're a hammer
every problem looks like a nail
I think when your Mark Kern
every problem is not always woke
Right?
Now there are some people...
Garen fucking Teep.
Garen fucking Teep.
There are some people that don't like it
because the actress is trans or some shit like that.
But the amount of people that even know that, you're
talking about a single digit percentage
of people? Do you think people are looking up
what The Voice actress... Like, The Voice
actress' sexual history
of a specific character? Who the fuck does this?
Like, nobody's doing this.
It's super, super rare that anybody's going to care.
It's a non-issue.
That's a complete non-issue.
Like just actually think about this, right?
It's probably how the character is written.
And she didn't write the character. She's just...
Okay, say the thing.
Okay, go over there.
Alright, done.
That's her job.
It's done.
She's not deciding what's happening.
Some anti-woke people are overreacting to everything?
Calm down and turning into the same thing?
Yeah I think so too.
Apparently someone is? Oh yeah.
Yeah, I think that's
definitely true. There are some people but not a whole lot.
Hmm.
Did I get that vibe from him.
I don't hate him, but some of his takes are odd.
Yeah, I think that he's constantly trying to look at it from that lens.
Isn't she in charge
of localization too?
Yes, but localization is not going to make a character unlikable.
That's actually not entirely true.
There are extreme cases where that could be the case,
but it's extremely rare.
And I don't think that's necessarily what's happening.
Remember Dragon Maid?
Yeah, but that's like...
Okay remember that one example from eight years ago? Yeah.
That's my point, right? That's the main
point of contention is there was that one thing
that happened a long time ago. It's not
extremely common. And I
think also Final Fantasy probably wouldn't let that happen because of the way they control VIP versus the way Crunchyroll adapts things and things like that.
So, I don't think that's necessarily what is happening.
The point is that...
...I don't think this person being trans
has anything to do with it.
Local Mads know definitely no Mary their ethics department that are really destroying another gaming franchise.
Local Mets definitely know Mary Sue.
Grifting on Dawn Trail,
haven't even started the expansion yourself?
Your clip isn't even from Dawn Trail,
it's from a very short showing in Endwalker's post patches her voice acting and don't rail is not wooden switch to jp voices it's just that easy
if this ideological infection continues to spread, we may one day see a final Final Fantasy.
I have no problem if somebody...
Like, I just...
Here's the way i see it i really just don't think that the voice actors
um sexual orientation
has anything to do with negative reviews on Steam.
I don't.
That's like crazy.
Because you have to think of... so you think of the concentric circles here
right? There is all the people who play the game, all the people that are raiding
the game, all the people that played through the game, all the people that have played through the game and have an opinion on
the character.
All the people who don't like the character,
all the people who looked up the person who voiced the character,
all the people who know about that person and have read about their
history,
all the people who don't like trans
people. And you've got this tiny little
fucking circle of people that
actually give a shit about this
and everybody else thinks it's fucking ridiculous.
So that's,
I mean like, and again this is just
logic. I can't
see how this isn't true.
It's been
a very divisive expansion, a lot of power of friendship.
Yeah sure right? I mean but that's not because of one character having
trans voice actress for one version of the game. Like I'm sorry
but that is not the reason why. This is an insane reach.
It's crazy reach.
So yeah,
I'll read some comments about this on
Twitter.
This is boring? That's it? Yeah, I was going woke because voice actor's trans? Yeah, that's it yeah i was going well because voice actors trans
yeah that's just that that's that's crazy right uh i don't want any of these talking about my
game they can right off all people gonna talk about whatever they want right you just
gotta fuck off can't wait for the three hour asmongold video where he pauses the one minute clip every millisecond
to read what his chat is copy pasting.
I expect an apology.
I will be,
I expect
a,
an apology tomorrow?
I do.
I did not
do that.
The video will probably only be one hour, in fact. And...I do not agree with Mark Kern.
I think that it is a mountain made out of a molehill.
So, uh... yep just go ahead and you know like maybe
just edit your comment say that you were wrong
and stupid or something.
I don't know but I'll be
looking forward to their apology tomorrow
for such blatant
and horrible slander against me.
Talking about drama, nothing, what a non-event.
Exactly yeah!
What's this?
Broadcast someone else right,
A Bald Goblin is nothing if I can say in the game.
Just got defeated by Stormblood.
Got defeated by us to stop playing the
game. Chill out man!
Yeah!
Just gotta pause for moments for arguments and debates about hype man
chat calling people stupid any different opinion i'm defending at all
oh i see i see the old as we'll have some credibility
with the games and now they're just lost. Try to use legacy. Jesus Christ,
credibility from video games.
Man, I really am on Reddit, huh?
Jesus.
Credibility from video games.
You're getting canceled again, yep. Well either way
I expect an apology tomorrow for this uh just actual
libel against me. Uh I-I just more
misinformation. It's disgusting, living rent-free?
Yeah I know. It's terrible isn't it? Nice getting cancelled?
Yeah, it's been the first time this week actually.
CSGO players after getting a kill what's this so God damn, we gotta add this knife in CSGO now?
Yeah that'd be...that's fucking crazy man.
I already saw this before.
Finish the game Baldi part 2 Crazy, man. I already saw this before.
Finish the game?
Baldi Part 2? Okay, guys.
Like, listen. There are so many games I need to finish.
It's crazy, actually.
I don't understand how
there are so many games that are coming
out, I can't keep track of everything.
There's just so much.
Like, yeah, it's
just there's so many fucking games. I'm playing
games non-stop and
I can't even do them all.
That's it. It's too many. Yeah, I know.
I'm not going to watch a 30-fucking-minute video
about feminism destroying Star Wars.
Even though I agree with it.
I do.
I think that like stop focusing on powerful female characters
in an audience that's like 90 guys
like you're not going to get people to do that like it's just not gonna happen
you're wasting your time and money it's just stupid let's see here
back on titan i already saw that before the joys are dressing up
anyway i'm gonna dive back into the fun ooh check out this hot little number i don't know if it's a Ewok or a space squirrel.
I can't wait to rip into that.
How do you know who's underneath the mask?
Look, I don't know what's underneath the hood and I don't give a shit!
I'm insatiable!
Now if you excuse me old Boba Fett's gonna give this squirrel a couple nuts to hide
You know Boba fett he always fucked the space squirrel at the end of movie audience knew it was coming
Audience wanted it was coming. Audience wanted it.
Audience got it.
Man, what Star Wars was he watching?
Man, what movie is this
I don't even know
yeah
I don't know
what Star Wars
that was
can I copy
I already saw
this
nah it's
bullshit
behold
Star Wars
Acolytes target audience?
Lesbian headlamp wrote what she knows, sending women to talk with a man who greeted them naked?
What?
I think I like the dark side, so it's just an attractive guy and there are girls talking about him okay it's not really that exciting
oh here we go Shoot him.. hey so so um things amer America got right.
Oh my god!
Cars and freedom.
Fuck yeah Man
Is this Kingmaker?
Maybe that's where they got the idea
You're goddamn Fucking right Maybe this is where they got the idea.
You're goddamn fucking right.
This is amazing.
Holy fuck.
I've never seen this before.
Now, that's a commercial?
Yeah, you're goddamn right. That's amazing!
Oh I've seen this...I have. So......I do plan on playing this.
This is the new only up game.
Oh, poor lost souls!
Do you want to escape the flames of hell?
Unfortunately, for I was born bored flames of hell? How fortunate.
For I was growing bored,
I've concocted a little game.
If you're brave,
you may try to reach paradise.
Not sure if you're capable though.
I eagerly await your fall and the very first hurdles.
Man! Man. Do you actually think you even a glimpse of sunlight
oh my god
oh it's just like only up holy shit
it doesn't seem to be working i must devise another strategy
guava mode holy Waba mode? Holy shit!
I like how this is the trailer for the game, and the character that they're showing for the trailer is Shaggy on crack.
Oh, boy. It's going to give me PTSD. Man, I bet this is going to be so Man.
I bet this is gonna be such a good stream whenever I do this.
Holy fuck, this is going to be good.
Yeah, I'm excited. Thank lord-
Oh yes! There was a new Elden Ring patch today.
So, yes.
Do you remember whenever
I said that the grab for the
Golden Hippopotamus was bugged?
And it was bad?
Well, I'm going to read the patch notes that were
posted today.
Fixed a bug where the unblockable bite
attack of the golden hippopotamus would
connect with players more easily than intended.
You know, sometimes it gets tiring
being right about everything.
I just wish people would believe me
rather than having to wait for the
patch notes to come out and confirm that
I was right all along.
Yeah,
I always dodged it. Oh yeah, I dodged
it multiple times too but it was harder than
it was intended because it was a bug.
Have you tried being wrong before? Well
I have but that just isn't an example of it you're not getting a peer
review from me i know a lot more than you do about a lot of this stuff oh boy here we go.
You're not getting a peer review from me.
I know a lot more than you do about a lot of this stuff.
You're getting an elite review,
and my elite review
says that a
lot of this
is bath
water,
but a
small amount
of this
is baby.
And
that's not
available
anywhere.
It's
not
available
in a
university,
it's
not
available
in a
journal. That's available on the it's not available in a university it's not available in a journey
in the journal that's available on the joe rogan experience and you know neil's right uh
if what you want is peer review you should go to a journal and they will laugh
you out. They will take one look at your
email address and if it doesn't end in
.edu, I promise you
you're not going to get hurt.
I don't think Neil deGrasse Tyson actually knows the history of peer review. This is Google engrams, and it tracks how often a phrase is found in the corpus of English language books published in the world peer review basically begins
in the mid-1960s now there were various forms of editors. Editors in particular were very distinguished individuals who were chosen to not peer-review things,
to simply take a look at things and see who should be published and who should not. Can we bring that back up?
By the way, I want to say that this definitely
goes into... This is another
thing that I've been saying a lot
is that I think that the best way to stop people
spreading misinformation,
is to directly counter it.
And I think that if there were more instances
of things like this happening during COVID where somebody was able to spread forth a narrative
where it was, you have to inject this thing or drink bleach or something like that. And they
were actually able to be confronted directly rather than just being censored
directly off the website.
I think that people's skepticism
against the government
and other types of forces,
social media would be a lot higher.
Their trust would be higher.
Skepticism would be lower.
What ends up happening is that somebody
like Terrence Howard says a bunch of crazy, stupid
shit and then he gets
taken off the platform for saying a bunch of
crazy, stupid shit. But people
don't actually stop believing
it. They just read it somewhere else.
And I think that this is the right way to approach crazy and dumb
misinformation, is that you address it directly
like one on
one head
on
and also
politely
he's being
the guy is an
asshole
but he's not
being a huge
asshole But he's not being a huge asshole.
More or less, from what I can piece together... Yep.
Ghislaine Maxwell's father, who started Pergamon Press, destroyed... Jeffrey Epstein's
Galen Maxwell? Correct, correct.
He figured
out how to destroy science
and make a fortune by blowing
up the number of journals
and forcing every
university to subscribe to every journal
that he could figure out how to publish
because to not subscribe
to all of the journals required an admission
that you had
an incomplete library.
So he diluted
the quality
of the editorship
of the leading journals.
This was a
group, a very informal high quality
enterprise. Now most of the destruction
of science
in terms of how high quality
it used to be
has taken place relatively recently post
Robert Maxwell because now we have an enormous number of journals staff I
don't know who can't spot publication cartels where we agree
to cite each other's work
and we agree to publish stuff, you know
pay for play. All of the nonsense
that you see with irreduced
Remember what I said before about how like games journalism was
probably the only version of journalism that we understand because like we're all
like gamers and so we know a lot about it but actually this stuff is happening everywhere
yeah irreproducible research comes after this peer review thing the
peer-reviewed thing got woven in so that people think
the scientific method and peer review are effectively
the same thing, where one is an unwanted infection
from the biological biomedical universe, which had peer review much longer
than everything else.
Neil is giving you a very cursory back of the hand brush off okay i felt it all right
yeah that is insane i think this is, by the way because if people like
do you guys agree with me about
how people like Terrence Howard
and other people
they
deny this stuff or
have anti-authoritarian science
and then they get deplatformed for having it
and then it causes more people to believe it.
I feel like that's what happens a lot.
And I think that honestly,
this is the right way to approach
this problem. It's
100% the right way to approach the problem.
You just straight up address it directly and talk to people
honestly and there it is so many journals cited their feral journalists finding real
and true oh yeah that happens a lot most important thing is misinformation. This is about this misinformation science is the history of the government's deciding if we know or not. Yeah. I mean, Karen Towers was smarter than the entire chat just doesn't know
the nomenclature well either way right it's like
i think it's better than just banning people and i'm glad to see this happen
uh absolutely let me see i'm pretty sure i went glad to see this happen. Absolutely.
Let me see, I'm pretty sure I went through all the rest of these.
I was going to watch this.
I think I will at some point.
Yeah, I will play this
whenever it comes out too.
They're like doing a vampireire Survivors thing or something like that.
Yeah, I don't really know but we'll see what happens.
Terrence Howard is a smart moron?
Maybe he is, maybe he's not i mean i don't know
i didn't listen to a lot of the things that he was saying
i just pretty much ignored it to be honest with you but um
you know maybe he is i can't say let's see here oh god
there's a new masculinity patch out.
You guys ready?
This is the new alpha male boot camp.
Clean my soul and i cry uh with all the joy and the sorrow on the field
oh i let myself cry
Oh, I let myself
So this is a new my's a new one of those
like male boot camp things.
Something like that.
And
man.
. Man.
Man! I don't even know
no ice or speed visiting nor Oh, I saw that.
I did see it. God damn, bro. This shit is weird.
Like, I'm gonna be honest. These people are fucking weird.
First answer, yeah, I guess so.
Okay. for censor yeah i guess so here in the pavilion at manhattan beach and you're looking at christy ellison
is up now in the country needs two spikes to win the match
just like that she got a great break with crossover but she'd like to have
this final strike and she was striking a bunch in practice
here in the pavilion at manhattan beach How do you do that?
I don't even know, like is this curve- yeah! What the no way it's real?
I don't even know if it's real or not.
Like, it's from the 80s or 90s and shit
was crazy unhinged.
So yeah, I didn't know.
Oh, by the...
Bro. Oh, yesterday people were telling me that I was wrong about saying Dark Souls 2 was a bad game.
I wanted to provide example number 351.
It's a bad game.
It's bad.
Bad game.
It's the way it is.
You just look at it it's bad
so i'm not going to watch the whole video but i'm going to talk about it for a minute
so alana pier Pierce made a video
yesterday
that I reacted
to
and it was
about
Elden Ring's
difficulty
and adding
a pause
button.
The entire video was distilled down
into a 15-second clip
of her talking about something called
a situational disability and referring to somebody having kids interrupting their gameplay as a
situational disability. The entire internet has now come together to condemn this
and get mad at her for saying this because of an intentional
and deliberate misunderstanding. You said that Twitter was going
do that? Of course I did. Do you know why?
Do you know how you can always predict what Twitter is gonna do?
Because, you have to think of the stupidest thing that could happen
That's what they're going to do.
It's that simple.
So if you think of something really stupid and like okay,
that's what it's going to be.
So yeah guys,
I hope that she knows this will change no one's opinion. Nobody will watch this video and think to themselves, hmmm I may have been misled by propaganda on the internet. I think that I'll have reevaluate my position and look into this issue further said nobody ever
never do this.
I have done this.
I... I am so
like, anytime
I've said something on Twitter or on YouTube and everybody is saying that
I'm wrong about it...
I have never been able to get people to see my perspective.
And in fact, I have never seen anybody else be able to get anybody else
to see their perspective either the reason why is very simple they just don't want to deal with it.
Yeah, they don't
want to deal with it. Why would they want to be wrong?
There's no reason.
Yeah, it's crazy.
Not wrong, just long schlong?
Yeah, exactly.
Pointless to reason with idiots.
Yeah, clearly. You're wrong, you've changed
my perspective? Exactly.
And people always what do you call it?
Stuck in these 15 seconds because they've already
debated her other dumb takes
Yeah I know. Well that's the issue right
is that that's the opinion they're able to have
because every other opinion is bad.
I think that's what happens.
So yeah, at least like that's the way that I see it.
Why do I hate her so much? I think that a lot of people get
mad at her for this because
um,
I think it's because they don't want to
they just
don't wanna deal with it, right? They don't wanna engage with an argument.
So instead of that they get really mad.
That's the main thing.
Seems pretty logical to me.
Yeah I guess so but...
I did see this and thought it was pretty funny for it to happen right
human brain is insane yeah exactly so some dumb people oh shit give me a second
fuck all right give me one sec. so so so so.
Yeah, sorry guys. What?
The computer?
It's nice right?
This is one of the new Star Forge ones
I unboxed it we're going to give it away hell yeah
yeah right time then uh-huh oh no i'm not talking about that right like
that's that's not what i meant yeah, yeah...
We got you something so nobody can-
I got you something. What's this?
We got you something.
It's probably the most expensive thing you are- well maybe not
Oh Dylan has something to tell you too by the way
Oh yeah we accidentally
We? I'm not driving
Oh did you hit the fucking car
Yeah accidentally sorry
It's fine Sorry. No, I'm just...
It's fine.
That's fine.
If you hit the car,
it's not a big deal.
Yeah, it doesn't matter.
I mean like...
No, we didn't actually
hit the car.
We thought about it though though we're going to do
on purpose
I almost want to go out there and check
but i'm gonna be honest yeah okay we
got my dick oh yeah
ok what definitely just anything are yeah but yeah probably Yeah, yeah. I know. When did we just hit the car?
Yeah.
But yeah...
What is this?
It's probably the second most expensive thing you own so nobody can ever say you don't smell
good.
Okay what is it?
It's Prada cologne.
Prada Cologne?
What the fuck?
Yeah.
Okay, let me smell it.
Uh, how does it work?
Oh shit, okay.
We blast zone here.
You gotta click it. Nah bro bro this shit is some disgusting and fucking no bro like this
is happy this is so Mike it smells like
skunk shit or something on myself almost
had him you You're going to spray it yourself? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's a good call
making the first spray good smell and then the other ones let bad smell.
Yeah.
Oh, he didn't spray it yet.
Okay.
I did it.
All right.
Thank you guys.
I appreciate it.
Thank you gentlemen.
Thank you very much.
Okay. Okay. You see like this not that's not my first rodeo
like i've seen how this happens right yeah
yeah that's it what y'all been doing fucking chilling
around yeah basically yeah cody's, he answered the door shirtless.
I was like, damn!
I didn't even have to pay for this.
It was pretty awesome.
I was like...
I didn't think it was coming that quick.
He just...
I ended up screaming and he was like
Oh, I'm about to get there.
And I was like, what the fuck?
Like where?
Oh shit.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'll just, yeah.
I'll be streaming.
I'll be streaming probably for a fucking bit.
Right.
I figured I might as well go live,
get into it.
I've been streaming every day man it's
been a lot yeah you got some off the wall schedules
what do you mean that's been pretty consistent lately well
i've been chilling man A week is a long time.
That's a while.
Before that shit was out of control.
It was actually it was really bad
Like uh...
It was so fucking bad like
I was starting going live at 6
6pm bro Like it was so bad
Did you play Dawn Trail?
Yeah dude yeah I'm already done with the story just finished it yesterday
Are you kidding me? You finished the whole fucking
You liked it? Okay, it was great. Okay, so here's the thing.
Real quick, what did you think about a character? Because people
are talking about some bullshit with a character.
Okay, I'm gonna
fence it on this one. Alright, alright, so
like first off, no spoilers right?
I'm not going to be
any spoilers
but the only thing
I will say
that is kind of
like spoilers
is that it's
like Texas anime
basically.
That's like
wrestling?
Well the cultural
stuff I was like
I get it right? So like a lot of this stuff, there's
a point... I don't know how deep
in the spoilers I can go. Basically, there's a point where
there's a quest where you make
al pastor tacos basically and
I knew that. As soon as I saw them prepping it, I was like
they got the banana leaves, they got this
They're making plenty of mini tacos
So for me, I was kind of hooked
from the beginning. Some of the stuff that's
bullshit that people are like
It's just filler stuff I are like, it's just filler
stuff. I was like, it's good.
Alright, back to the fucking character
Wukong. Yeah, yeah. She's actually
not like half bad
I will say that I definitely see, like there's
some parts...I can't say it obviously
this is a bit of spoiler
the part at the end
100% agree
It was kinda lame as, but for the most
part I thought it was a pretty good character. It's not that bad.
It's okay. It's alright. So you don't think
the negative reviews are because of her?
No, I think that
people who rush a story probably are going to have
like the strongest negative opinion about it.
And then the people who are paid actors...
Dude, give me a break.
I got a lot of complaints about Final Fantasy XIV.
I'm not going gonna go on my...
Don't fucking ruin it for me, dude!
Well no, it's just like the same bullshit
I've been talking about for the whole time
The dad did? That's pretty dope
It's pretty cool.
Actually can you pass it over?
Are you still sponsored by them by the way?
No no no.
What bullshit do you mean though?
Just like the server tick rate.
I made a video about it.
Oh! You mean like that lag shit?
It's so bad. And here is the thing right... I made a video about it. Oh, you mean like that lag shit? Yeah.
It's so bad.
And here's the thing, right?
This is the craziest shit.
Is I made...
I made a video about it
and I actually had like...
So like are you familiar
with like the WoW Classic Doomers
that are like just stupid
they'll argue about you with like the dumbest shiters that are like just stupid. They'll argue about you with
the dumbest shit. Like they'll be like, spell
batching was the best.
We love spell batching. It's like
this same fucking bullshit in the Final Fantasy
community. They're so dumb dumb i can't believe that
they're like you're like it wouldn't be
final fantasy I didn't play like a piece
of shit and I'm like fucking walk out
he stupid because if you look at 16 it
doesn't work a piece of shit at all
it's perfect it's super responsive It doesn't play like a piece of shit at all. It's perfect. Yeah, yeah. It's super responsive
so what are you even talking about?
I should not...
Go ahead.
He's already been raided.
You want Pepsi?
Hell yeah. Yeah dude I was like what does this taste like?
Oh yeah, I got this shit right here, this white claw shit
But it's uh non-alcoholic
Yeah they're disgusting
Dude yeah but should I root for Haps? Oh my god bro, he hasn't played
the DLC. He hasn't played the whole game. So you're talking about Elden Ring? Yes!
Why the fuck man? Alright so Elden Ring? Yes! Yeah, okay. Why the fuck man?
Alright so Elden Ring...
Look it's just games too hard
I got stuck on this one boss like the tree sentinel or something like that
Jesus Christ Dylan
It was way too hard
I'm just fucking with you now
I've gotten halfway through the main game
No I'm just fucking with you now. I got like halfway through the main game right? No, I'm sorry.
No no no, the first...
Oh god how far did I get?
I can't remember the last boss that I did
I know I did the Grafted guy.
Godric the Grafted.
Yeah, Godric.
I beat him.
That's the second one.
Okay, well...
No, I went further
than that
but that's the last
one I remember.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, yeah.
Now, I've gone farther.
It's not like it's too hard or anything. I just... I was playing Yeah, yeah. so I'd have to start over
and I'm like
I'll get around
to it eventually
I did finally beat
Dark Souls 1 though
It's fucking good right?
Yeah
It's so fucking good
It's easily top 5
games of all time,
in my opinion.
Cody, did you finish
Dark Souls 1?
No.
I don't think you
did because I remember
you started whenever
you were playing on
I'm going to start
Dark Souls 1 again
after I finished
Elden Ring for the
second time
because the first time,
I saw you struggling on a lot of bosses and...
Your builds are shit.
Literal dogshit build.
You're right.
Literal trash shit build, you're right. Literal trash.
I felt bad
because I was like damn dude
I'm playing this fucking build and
I was like this is so fucking stupid
Did you see the new build that I did?
Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. That shit was
crazy. Yeah, the wall. Yes.
That is even...
I felt like that was more cheese than what... Well, I don't know.
It was the most pathetic cheesiest
guilds I've ever done so far but then i saw your redon kill and my radon kill yeah
and yours took like 20 minutes and mine took 27 seconds you talking about the dlc radon kill yeah i
killed him in 27 seconds in four pulls
yeah
are you not doing that she's doing this shit
hell yeah fucking new bro what the fuck
dude yeah exploit early,
exploit often.
There it fucking is.
Yeah, I guess so.
And guess what?
They fucking nerfed it this morning.
I know, I know.
You text me about shit.
Dude!
I'm so pissed.
They nerfed that.
They nerfed the sword...
The chicken wing? So Blood Fiend's
arm? Oh yes!
Dylan you need to play this game. This is like I swear
to God Elven Ring Has there ever been a game better than
elvenring maybe like classic world of warcraft in 2004 right fable yeah something like that but
like i think eldon ring is top five if not like... It's top 10 100%. Top
5 best games of all time.
It's so good, dude. But, dude...
I still have one build that is
never gonna get nerfed because it's from
base game and it does more damage than the buff of those.
What is it?
Dual Gargoyle Twinblades.
Why? Because it's a bleed strength
build, so it's all strength
so even if you don't proc the bleed
You still hit the boss five to six times per attack
And it just like...
I think that's good. Yeah
I mean, it's definitely good
Yeah
I mean
I yeah there's a lot of
There's a lot of really good builds in that game.
Like it's nuts.
I love that fucking game.
You just can't be a wizard dude and be like...
I finally did it.
I finally played Wizard.
Honestly, I felt stupid for ever playing melee.
It's so broken,
Like you actually will become worse at the game
The more you play a wizard because you're no longer playing Elden Ring
Yeah, yeah
I mean that's just like wow
Yeah, it's so fucking easy.
It's like when you
give a shadow
crease to a
mechanic and
they're like...
Yeah, they don't
know what to do.
But I'm
Shadow Crashing!
I haven't finished
Elden Ring though.
For me, I think
I have a hard
time thinking that
I will put it above Dark Souls 1
but also I haven't finished it yet so
just throw my...
What I want to play is Sekiro
Okay, so you did you did elden ring did
you do did you do bloodborne no okay you can
you can borrow the ps5 if you if you want to just like play
bloodborne yeah i've never played a Souls game so like
Elden Ring was
my first ever
Souls game that
I started like
two weeks ago
and it was
insane.
Sekiro is
unironically
a perfect
game.
Like Elden
Ring has
things that
are wrong I think I like Elden Ring more I think Elden Ring has things that are wrong
I think
I like Elden Ring more
I think Elden Ring
is a better game than Sekiro
but Sekiro for what it is
is a perfect fucking game
It's so good
I think what
Elden Ring's problem
is
is like
What?
Everybody's trying to get Dylan a chair i was like should i just sit in
cody's lap you can sit on the go on the computer should i i don't know i don't know
it's not ten thousand dollars for nothing bro that side is tempered glass, dude.
I'm going to fucking crush it with my bad ass.
Dude, he just gets his shard up.
Yeah.
No thanks.
Imagine we got an inch room,
we got a table in the hospital
and you're like like what happened?
Fourth of fucking July.
Yeah he's just got a fourth of July that is probably going to get his asshole in.
Well hold on if I break it does that mean I get to keep it?
Oh I don't know let me see Starforge in the chat yeah is that how it works guys?
I don't know
Yeah, well, hey there's a wait test dude
They've wait tested it for you
Like he's breaking
It should pay you
Yeah
That test
I truthfully actually just rebuilt my PC recently
Really? Yeah What yeah yeah check this out
what was that what did you put in it it's a 3070 super which it was just
because i was like i'm trying to build an all white PC
Let's see if we can find the video
I knew you were going to laugh at this stupid shit
Did I miss something?
Nothing, nothing. Go ahead
Yeah yeah alright cool Dude Did I miss something? What? Nothing, nothing. Go ahead.
Alright cool.
You think so?
It's too fucking many.
Are these all your old ones?
Yeah, yeah.
No, no, no.
It's like a computer gray kid.
No, no, no.
These motherfuckers... That's not old.
There's no fucking way.
Well, it's older than the ones I have.
But like, yeah, no,
it's not old.
You're right.
Okay, here we go. It's not old, you're right. Okay here we go
Top 7
What the fuck?
Okay I see it
Oh Jesus Christ You put that together i did he died damn
i mean i work in i.t not that that's yeah that's indicative of being able to build a pc but yeah
i'm like i'm the computer guy that That's what I do.
Well, fuck yeah.
That's good.
What graphics card
do you have?
3070 Super.
That's still fucking
fine man.
Yeah.
Like I bet you can
run basically anything
with that.
Pretty much yeah.
I got it because
I was like
it's a budget card
and I'll upgrade later
But yeah
I mainly just wanted to get one that was white because I was like I'm 38 you know 3080
Yeah
Yeah, okay starforged said send
him the Oni so i think i'm just gonna go ahead and take this one home. Oh yeah, yeah it saves time right?
That way we don't have to pay shipping twice. Well yeah. Or you could just
get a PC by ball
yeah for sure
oh I'm so stupid i forgot yeah yeah
yeah but no I did see a Linus Tech video.
Oh yeah?
That reminds me of you fucker. This guy was like struggling on his first Elden Ring stream and I was sitting there watching
He's just like what's wrong with the stream guys? It was going
five frames. And I was just like
bro do you have this bitch on 4K
ultra settings or something?
Literally streaming capped at 1080p
just turn the fucking game down
and everybody
in the chat was like
no,
it's not the resolution.
He turns the resolution
down and goes from
immediately
five frames
to a second 45.
I had like
the ray tracing on and shit
it was destroying, my PC
blew up 15 times
Bakia was there he saw it
He knows, he sure did
That's one of my mods here.
And he does everything for me.
So how long did it take you to beat Elden Ring the first time?
92 hours faster than this.
That's pretty fucking good man I'm gonna be honest.
You didn't spend 5 hours on Rikerd then, I guess.
It took like 20 pulls.
Like every normal
person? Yeah. I was pretty impressed
with myself because I... Okay, I was telling Dylan this
and I saw like... Yeah. I saw like you,
like X,
uh,
like Kai,
like Miz
and...
Yeah.
Other streamers,
yeah,
people playing through it.
And you...
Right.
He made sure to tell me
before we came over because I beat it faster than all of them.
He told me like four times.
You guys are struggling bro!
I struggled but I mean, I've never played a Souls game and I was like
I started playing the game like two weeks ago yeah
you know yeah okay okay all right yeah so you're that guy in chat
that's like yeah well you think you killed it fast? I did it way
faster than you did. Wow.
So you're actually not as
good as me.
I get harassed by these
motherfuckers. You see all them over there?
Yeah, yeah.
So I get harassed and they're like,
you're not playing the game correctly.
No, doing it right with your eyes, bro.
That's just the way this is going to be.
Dude, they were mad about
the certain builds I would get
or if I took a left instead of going to right
it's like, suck my nuts bro, like
let me play the game how I want to play. Oh no,
I had that sense. I had to ban people over that shit man.
Oh yeah dude, I almost thought about it.
It's just like... I'm going to
counterbalance you on
this one, Cody.
I might hold the
record for the person
who took the absolute
longest to beat Dark
Souls 1.
I bought the game.
I literally have the
Prepare to Die edition
so I bought it
whenever it first
came out.
That was 10 years ago. Yeah, it was 10 years ago. the prepare to die edition so i bought it whenever it first was like 2000 and
like that was 10 years ago yeah it was ten years ago i made it last year
holy shit so holy fuck i mean i've been ring two
years ago yeah i loaded it and Zach was like,
dude, you got to play
this and I played
it.
I ran around
Liengriff for
I looked 42
hours.
I ran around there.
I never got to
Margit.
I never got to Godit I never got to
uh
Godric
I ran around
Leanberry for 42 hours
just killing mobs
I had no idea
where the fuck
to go
I'd never played
a Souls game
nobody said shit
I uninstalled
that bitch
and then i started playing it
again two weeks ago okay beat the DLC and I'm about to be the whole game the
whole thing down new game plus yeah it's such a good game man
this is my it's probably my favorite game right now yeah like i'm gonna play through that whole
fucking thing again yeah it's really yeah i mean it gets...
Okay. So like I was in a race, I felt like within my
own self to beat the game
I guess because I'm super competitive
faster and better
than what y'all did
and now I'm going faster and better than what y'all did.
And now I'm going back and I'm like,
holy shit!
It's like I'm still playing
a brand new game.
There's so much shit
you're looking at.
I've put...
What does it say on my shit?
It says 400 hours or some shit like that.
Yeah, 408 hours.
Damn, we're close!
I got 296 in two weeks.
Holy fuck.
Jesus Christ. Holy fuck
Jesus Christ you kidding me?
Fuck I got two hundred ninety hours of the two weeks
Close to that.
But the one for me... Bro, you hosted me the other day?
Yeah.
I had been live for 22 hours playing Hell in Reef.
Jesus Christ!
Yeah, dude.
I was like, oh shit,
I just want to go back.
The best shit about it
is that there's also mods for Elden Ring.
So after you beat the game
you can play the other version.
Rim World
you've put 2,4... 2494 hours
on RimWorld?
What the fuck is that?
Yeah,
RimWorld is like
a colony sim game
so it's like
a story building
slash colony sim game
So yeah so it's
pretty cool
holy fuck that like the game you were
talking to the guys and spit they're
going to spend like 40,000 off for star
citizen
I don't know what happened on another
one
yeah you missed okay i No, no, that's not that one. Yeah, yeah.
You missed- you missed? Okay. I will tell you
right cause I'm- I do mod for you
and I feel like for some reason
I'm the only idiot that's a mod
that has my whispers open and after this
you know why now
yeah no I leave mine
open because it's
fucking hilarious
okay first of all
finish your story
so my whispers
and friend requests
and messages
are all open on
discord and shit like that cause my own personal and friend requests and messages are all open on Discord
and shit like that
because my own
personal friends
will message me.
Yeah.
So I fucked up
modding for you sometimes
and, like,
these fuckers
messaged me
and I'm talking
hundreds, dude.
Right.
And I'm talking in mod chat and i'm talking like hundreds dude right and i'm talking in my chat
and i'm like am i the only one they're like i don't
know what you're talking about yeah there's no way i'm the only one getting
all these messages right and like i'm getting a hunch
dude i had a full conversation with this guy because he peaked my interest the dude you didn't get to talk to him
I get it like the content was kind of done. Yeah
Sorry
But Yeah, you gotta move on. But... Oh my god, stop.
But... This dude spent $19,000 in the game already.
And yeah, he hasn't even bought that shit yet.
And I was asking him like what about this
the dude blew my fucking mind
first of all I don't even have $19,000
to spend on shit
they're saying whispering is it because Cody's not
enunciating properly or like no, no is this because people are messaging I'm like whispering
Hell yeah
No
I leave my I leave my whispers open because it's so funny when somebody
comes to me with a real issue they're like
I was banned and I'm just like
I was banned for a political reason
I stated my opinion
I got the best one yesterday, bro. The dude said
uh... I was banned
it was basically like that. It was just- Right.
I was banned and I was like
oh
what the fuck do you want me to do
Motherfucker like you didn't say
The problem, you didn't say what you said
Did, may or may not have done
Resolution
He's just letting you know
That's crazy I mean I left shit, I don't give a fuck. That's crazy, yeah.
If anything...
I mean, I let them ban.
I don't give a fuck.
Fuck them.
Yeah.
Like, bro, stop whispering me.
Somebody was like,
I got banned because I said
Zach was bad at the game
and I was like...
Yeah, that was me.
I fucking did not ban you. Fuck you.
Dude, and then they want to know if we can get
justice. They're like,
well, was it Asmund that banned me
or Ahmad? And I was like,
it doesn't fucking matter, bitch? You got a van either way.
Yeah what do you fuckin' know- well yeah why do you even care about that?
The reason why is they try to start
this shit and make my mods look bad
and so then my mods
will post the receipts and all their messages
and they just look like fucking idiots bro, like
The biggest fuckin' morons
It's like Nomad, Burn
Probably not helping with that I guess
Or any of them dude if I see all of them ban him I don't revert it because
I know all of them personally so
I'm not reverting it. If he banned you
why would I go against it? And if you banned him, I'm never unbanning him.
Fuck em.
I'll be honest guys
sometimes whenever I die in Elden Ring
or some shit somebody calls me I will just ban... Somebody calls me bad?
I'm pissed because I died. I'll just fucking Parma
ban them. Fuck them. That's the way it is.
Yeah. Who shows it?
Exactly. That's right.
That's exactly... That's it. Yeah, fuck
them. That's what they get. It's exactly, that's it. Yeah fuck em. That's what they get.
It's like bitch who shows it?
No its always the people that are
oh well I got banned for a
political reason. Oh
I got banned because all I did was give my opinion you read what the opinion is
And it's that six million wasn't the number
Kidding me bro. Like this guy said fucking stop this guy said
he must have
gotten sniped
banned and
one of their
excuses was
I must have
gotten sniped
banned
it was a
complete accident
the last thing
I said in
the chat
was yes
and I
was replying
to this
you're gonna look into the situation thing I said in the chat was yes and I was replying to this. And so, I pull it...
You're going to look into the situation.
I look it up and I'm like, hey dumbass.
And I wrote him back, hey dumbass,
that's not why you got banned. You got banned for
this. And he was like, are I said yeah and he was like
are you sure
and I was like
I'm looking at your shit
yeah yeah
dude like
so funny
you got banned
for being a fucking idiot
it's almost so bad
that I could make content
on my own stream
pulling up your b bands like that's how
bad it is well i'm gonna pull this read this loser read this retard
uh-oh give me a minute here look at this
read that shit bro
Like no shit
Oh my god
Bro like
Dude like
I feel like people's brain
To
Fucking fingers
Like
There's just like miscalculations.
These fuckers just spew whatever the fuck...
It's like something's just going wrong.
We're gonna perma-ban that bitch ass right now.
Yeah.
Yeah, we're gonna perma-ban him.
Jeez, dude. He'd be like... Yeah, we got a Barabam. Geez dude!
Somebody says it's probably the Jew guy.
It was! Was it?
It was! We got yeah, it was.
We got him.
He,
we got him taken care of now.
I don't understand like,
I mean,
dude,
it's like they,
I can't fumble words out
in my mouth.
Oh no,
it's crazy right?
I mean like,
I fuck with you when you stream all the time
Yeah yeah
He's like oh I troll him
I'll troll him and shit on him
You were talking about games that old
what is it, white men or just
all the men like everybody in the chat
was just naming games I typed in cyber
furry fucker and I was like we didn't
reckon he didn't see that one
yeah
it's probably true
though
I mean at this
point
you're not wrong
like he'll say
something dude
and I'm like
damn
he didn't catch
that one
dude obviously this is stupid shit.
Oh no,
I fucking bet.
Here's the trick.
You just gotta
like fucking write a paragraph
and then
That way I know
it's like an invitation
to like a duel.
Yeah.
It's like somebody is fucking gonna like, a duel. Yeah. Like somebody's fucking gonna...
Like they want to argue with me.
Like you're going to type a paragraph in my joke?
You're fucking bad.
Yeah.
Yeah.
The larger your statement
the more likely it is it gets read.
Yeah, the dumber it is.
So what are y'all doing today?
Uh... well
I'm doing a family thing in like
5 or 6 years.
Probably gonna do that shit with S-Fan
maybe go on over there later on yeah i knew y'all were related
yeah what related to one you said you were gonna do the family thing with this oh good
yes it is very stupid sorry excuse me i was like wait who the fuck am i related to?
Okay no no
I just like yeah I'll probably go do that in a little while
Some new bullshit game came out
When are you gonna tell them your lying to them
About what?
About cleaning your house.
No, no, no, no, I haven't.
So if you go look in the refrigerator there's fucking nothing
in the refrigerator.
I threw up straight up bro like grocery shopping no no because yeah that's why right because
like there was this thing and it was like i don't even know is it like bread or like uh
should i snopes it am i gonna fact check this real quick before i do this is i just cleaned my
pool i become like a bit of the cool boy oh yeah check it out damn i even got it that's
nice i got a new umbrella for you? Here, let's show Chad.
Dylan and his thong kitty on the floor...
There's nothing on there anyway but you know...
Yeah yeah, you got going on man. That's good!
Yeah!
Nah I have nothing-
It's a nice fucking pool.
I have nothing incriminating in here.
Okay this we had the conversation over here.
You've been saying you're gonna clean house Like I guarantee you
I can go pull Phillip
And you don't even know who Phillip is
It's the fucking roach I killed in like 9th grade
And I guarantee you he's still back behind
The fucking dresser over there Oh, i know who you're talking about yeah
yeah yeah no that's no you're right about it i guarantee you've been saying you're going to clean
for 20 years i'm more interested in when the head shaving stream going to be all bad it's gonna
yeah one of these days getting close
man that's good real quick I'm thinking
about this um yeah i know yeah real
fucking fun yeah yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Look,
I'm waiting to see
how it's going
to go with Miz.
I'm waiting
to see if it's
going to fuck
his shit up or not.
Wait, Miz is
going to do it?
He already did it.
He already
fucking got a
hair transplant.
I haven't seen him in real life since then. Do you know who he needs to talk to? Who's that? He already did it. He already fucking got a hair transplant, I gotta say-
I haven't seen him in real life since then.
You know who you need to talk to?
Who's that?
Bandy.
Why?
Because she dealt with like her husband and helping Brian and all them when he got his done.
Brian got his shit. Like real shit. Like-
Brian got his shit done?
Yeah!
I didn't even know that.
Yeah exactly.
Well there you go.
And she did all the care for him
and everything and I was like dude
can you talk to Zach?
She's like yeah everyone's... Yeah 100%, you should talk to her. She's like, yeah, 100%. You should
talk to her. Alright, yeah.
I'm gonna see myself.
But it's not an uncommon thing.
It's like if
a girl got her titties done.
There's a lot of that.
Or BDL.
I'm going to get knee surgery someday.
A what? Knee surgeries.
So, I can be six foot.
Come on! Isn That crazy shit, man
I thought it was like damn did you see
the VA pay for that maybe?
No its just some bullshit okay never mind
No im serious's a real thing
Yeah i know it is
Dude they can make their butts bigger why can't I be fucking 6 foot
That's true
I'm tired of like the messages and they're like oh how tall are you
You just gotta get platform shoes Well How big are your kids? And then they get upset.
How dare you!
How dare you, and I'm like, well how fucking
dare you? I can't control how tall I am.
Yeah, for real. Well now I can.
Exactly, yeah there we go.
No, I might do that.
Like, I'm thinking about it.
I gotta take that fucking Finsterade shit.
That's the reason why.
What?
But no, I've cleaned the house.
I've cleaned the house.
My house.
Finsterade?
It's like some hair shit. Like like it helps you grow your hair.
Is that the rolly thing?
No, it's a derma rolling or something like that.
That shit looks so stupid!
Somebody does that shit and you look like a fucking idiot.
I'm like bitch
yeah
I woke up
one day
and my beard
grew
like
yeah
no
my beard
is fucking
fine
if you don't
have a beard
you just got
low tests
true
true
I'm really glad I have a beard for today's conversation okay
i've only been growing it for about two months but you know that's pretty good though dude well thank
you the big problem for me is the mustache
but you know
just give it like
it's cause
I have like
blonde facial hair
it's like weird
yeah yeah
isn't that prostate medicine
what the fuck
oh I don't know
if it is or not
I don't think so
yeah I don't know about that shit I not. Yeah, I don't think so.
At least you got the beard done.
You could be bald and rock a hat dude
No, I gotta work out if i do that right?
Because like if you are bald
And your skinny like I am bro that's cancer.
But, I mean, I'm just saying right?
That's the way it is. So yeah
True
Yeah but I will clean this shit up True. True as fuck.
Yeah, but I will clean this shit up.
I've been trying to fill up the garbage can every fucking week
and just throw away like just random ass fucking trash.
Like a lot of this shit in here. I haven't liked it
It's not really throw away like oh, I got nice nurse helmet look at the ship what the fuck yeah
Oh my god
Oh Oh my god! See this shit? That's nuts. Dude!
Can I put it on?
I don't give a fuck, go ahead.
Oh my god bro.
I should probably...
Here please.
Dude that's-I think that's probably better than the millennia helmet that he broke on
stream.
That's sick dude. It's badass right? That's sick dude!
It's badass right?
That's fucking sick dude!
Bro, what the fuck?
Is that a deer?
I got a big ass head so...
So it wouldn't fit me.
Yeah. It uh...
Oh, for sure. It's heavy too, that's crazy.
Thank you. No, it is. What? It's really fucking heavy.
Yeah like here put it on your head. Dude they sent that to you?
Uh, it was during that thing where we got the preview and like
we could play like one dungeon before the game came out and like yeah yeah that's nice right
oh yeah this way too big he's padding yeah. Yeah. Dude, this fits perfect
on your big ass head dude.
Hell yeah.
I think that I actually have
did I give you
one of the
Elden Ring Collectors
editions?
I have some
like I gotta go find them
but I'll give it to you
next time I come over
like I just gotta fucking find them, but I'll give you the next time to come over. Like, I just gotta fucking find him.
Cause like- I got the World of Warcraft Dragonflight picture that I took from here.
Yeah there it is.
Hey you saw- You took his-
That's where I-
Yeah cause he was right there cause you didn't even know
it was gone
I didn't
it's been almost
a year and a half
did you take
the end walker globe too
yeah
I took that too
you still got it
yeah
can I get it no come on mother fucker play
that game yes I do
nothing heaven's ward okay forever
Heavensward fair I said do It was right here? Yeah, I know it's right there.
To be fair, I said do you want this and
you said
Yeah, I thought we were doing some shit.
And then you're like I don't care just take it
and I'm like alright all right. And it's the word of war card It's a dragon flight dragons picture frame
That's where the end walker glow went
that's crazy
Did he really just take them without telling you to?
The hand Walker, He had two of them
He gave it to me
I didn't have two
I didn't have two it to me and he was like I was like dude how does it float? and i remember Yeah
He's like oh dude I found another one
They actually only made what
10 of those I think
and sent them out to like 10 specific Manific people man one of them was cody isn't that crazy
yeah that's nice that's why that's why i was like one of ten baby one of ten
yeah bro that's wild! Yeah.
Dude...
No I had no idea actually like I don't give a fuck.
I really do not give a fuck.
Dude you have two!
Yeah.
Maybe I do.
You do have two?
I'll go downstairs and figure it out.
You had to yeah now. Yeah, no
Yeah exactly but nah
I'm probably just go and fucking stream for a bit get into this do all all that. And uh yeah
thanks for coming by gentlemen
I don't know if you bought a bed yet
but i know the perfect bed you'll buy
I already have it planned out
Real quick just wanted to announce since we're here that Zach will officially
be returning to Final Fantasy XIV next week.
You had to tell them that?
I thought it was gonna be a surprise!
Oh man! oh man!
I just totally made that up. Yeah, yeah
For sure now guys-now people
are gonna get mad. Me when I
tell lies on the internet. Uh huh
Do you want more of
that shit?
Like there's a bunch
more of these
fucking things.
Yeah.
I got some of them
and yeah, there's
just two more.
Oh hell yeah, are
these non-alcoholic?
Yeah, dude, I should
go get this to Jeff
and be like yo let's
go shotgun these
and he's gonna think he's getting fucked up.
And they're non-alcoholic.
Honestly though dude, I would drink these
I don't think I would even open these in a car
even though they're non-alcoholic
I would do it on purpose
Yeah you were just talking about Jeff
You know like
There's a cop just like
Feel like imma get my ass beat
Nah yeah they just
gave me those I said dude
yeah you literally do all these people
always have issues like the cops and
shit bro
yeah i got if you don't yell at them and spit on
them the chances of shooting you are pretty low
never got my ass beat is is the is the statute
of limitations up on that one thing which one we're
maybe i shouldn't say it on street no i think it's fine you remember when
you were driving whenever you were like 13
and the cop pulled us over?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
See, people don't believe it.
They don't think I was
driving in middle school, bro.
Here's the thing.
Here's the thing is that
he was driving at like 12 or 13.
I was in the car.
I was 16, had my
fucking learner's permit and the
cop was like does anybody in here have a license?
Oh yeah and Dylan was the only
one that had a license. I was like I have a learner's
permit and he's like can you step out of the car?
And I thought I'm gonna get in trouble now. What the fuck!
And he just put me into driver seat and he's like drive safe son
I was like cool
Fuck him that's it
That was... Letting me drive at 13 is 12.
It was 12.
Yeah, 12.
Drive to McDonald's.
Who would have known
that teenagers could be irresponsible, right?
Yeah.
Imagine that shit.
All right, guys.
I'll see y'all later.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Uh-huh.
Yeah.
Oh, again.
Yep, for sure.
Happy 4th, guys. Later, bro. Yeah, for sure. Happy 4th, guys.
Later, bro.
See ya.
Oh, fuck.
Ugh.
Give me a sec.
Y'all gonna look at that shit? Go ahead.
They're going to take more of my shit.
There's 100%. I'm going to come down there and something is going to be gone.
Somethings going to be fucking gone,
And the way I look at it is like if I don't notice
it's gone they didn't even take it
cause it's like, I mean like I give a fuck
bro like really
yeah
I'm looking for my vote i know man
let me see how long they're gonna be so so then so so so. take care. so so so so All right. We're good.
Give me a minute.
Okay, what the hell are we doing here?
I don't know.
I'm not sure where to go. Give me a minute.
Okay.
Where the hell are we?
They actually weren't stealing shit.
That's not what it was.
I was actually going to try to give Cody That Elvin Ring shit
But
I thought it was
Something else
Like it ended up
Being another box
For some other shit
That I didn't even think of
Yeah
Yeah
Did you poo
Did you beat him
No no I'm chilling You're skinnier than i realized yeah
your goddamn right i am you're goddamn right yeah you know why i need too much
food don't destroy earth with that perfume oh yeah I got that right there. You're right.
So he finished Elden Ring? He's gonna go through it again and I'ma tell him like honestly
I've got so many other games for him to fucking play if he likes that one. There are so many,
so it's going to be a lot. Any plans on watching AOC stuff today? I don't know.
You're gonna play Xenous on Zero? Yeah yeah i'm gonna play it today.
Uh I just haven't done it yet there's a bunch of other
shit i gotta look at looking to get into right all that absolutely so excited for 5s through 14.
yeah good one man real Real fucking good one.
Let's see I went through all the rest of this shit... Go through everything else where the fuck is this?
Yeah a lot of lapping in Zenith Sun Zero but it's actually a fun game.
Yeah!
I feel like that's probably the way
it's going to be with a lot of this shit.
Like, I mean, I think that
with...
Like,
I bet the gameplay will be okay.
I just wonder if it'll be
how long it will last.
Are people going to be excited for
it on a
regular basis? Are people
going to come back and play the game regularly?
So many children characters in ZZZ, it's crazy.
I don't like whenever they have characters that are obviously sexualized
that they say are underage.
Like why would you do that like why wouldn't you just like
you know theoretically make it to where the character was of age and it's not an
issue like why do you sexualize a character
and then say that it's underrated. It sells more?
I bet you're probably right.
I do,
I bet you're probably right.
Bro, so apparently Donald Trump...
Look at this bro.
I thought
this shit was fucking funny bro look at this
what did they do with the debate the other night
that old broken down pile of crap.
Yeah, it's a bad guy.
What did they do with the debate the other night?
I love how he waits for them to say that he did well on the debate before he gives him the fucking money.
Isn't that...
That was clever, bro. Like, yeah.
All broken down pile of crap.
It's a bad guy. He just quit, you know.
He's quitting to rest. Is that right?
I got him out of there. Is that right? Yep.
I got him out of there.
And that means we have Kamala.
I think she is going to be better.
She's so bad.
She's so pathetic.
It's just so fucking bad i just can't imagine but
can you imagine that guy with dealing with putin and the president of china who's
a fierce person he's very tough guy yeah behind his younger son
yeah it's a sun or some yeah he's probably quitting
jesus christ Jesus Christ What did I do with your baby the other night?
You're not that fat
Yeah
We called Joe Biden an old broken down pile of trash.
Jesus Christ!
He's like, that's what I-
That's what you go into the shit!
And that's what you say about the lawnmower.
You know what I mean? Like, you say that shit about a lawnmower.
That's presidential.
Yeah, God fucking damn, man.
I saw this, yeah.
Oh, fuck. Oh fuck
I'm just so fucking pathetic like god damn
and uh yeah I wonder
and he even, so this got leaked
and he even like fucking retweeted it
He's like yeah don't pay tax on tips or some shit
like this. It was fucking hilarious
man. Both candidates
are trash tragedy? I mean you know
what else is new?
Right? Yeah he reposted it.
Hey, just give a fuck man.
So I went and I saw this,
this was kind of,
this was sad bro.
Like so I saw this.
Another studio got shut down.
This is another studio that they got rid of it,
and let's see if I find this shit real quick.
It's this guy here. It was his game. Let me go back, I'm gonna
find it real quick. Thank you so much for checking in.
This would be... What is this here?
Delivering a noose today.
Let me see if I I find it, sorry.
It's gonna take me a minute or two
to get through everything.
Where the hell is this?
Yeah.
But anyway so this game... This is the game here that they made.
This is a guy
that made this game and
people were
really shitting on this game. I feel bad for the guy because i remember whenever
i looked at this game and the game looked fine it actually did the game look totally
fine nobody played yeah that's what happened right is people just didn't
play the game and I feel like this is
one of those examples of a game
that was for his father
yeah this guy he made a game
his dad passed away and
I've been making this game
for years and it came out
and badly marketed?
Yeah, I didn't even know it was out yet. It came out. The gameplay
is terrible? Well, if it was terrible then that's
then they did a good job hiding it in trailer because whenever I played
the trailer i saw the trailer i mean uh it looked
good it did it look good it's collateral damage from sweet baby
pushback yeah so i feel bad for this dude
that like this game got such a bad rap and people were so like negative about like it being a dei
game and shit like that because the truth is that... Yeah, apparently
he made it for his
dad and it's like he's a black guy
who's making a character game.
It's a black guy. There's nothing really
DEI about that, right? What the fuck are you talking about DEI for?
But like it's sad to see
people that are in his position
they get shit on and like people
are like celebrating. I saw this shit, right?
People were celebrating This shit
Of like everybody
You know
Like oh wow
Look
This is what happened
Right
And it's
It's disappointing
He defended the DEI
Did not
I bet he probably
Defended himself
I don't know
If he defended The DEI, uh, who the fuck knows?
It's a game about African history, not DEI.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Like what the fuck it's just, it's, I feel like you're,
you are seeing that counter pushback, right?
You're seeing that counter pushback and it's sad.
It's sad because it is based on something that's a lie.
This got very positive on Steam? Yeah, it's disappointing
but yeah the studio
they put this shit out
I'll take a look at it and read it right here
unfortunately surging growing number of studios
layoffs
what's this here in this year with just over a
dozen people affected is difficult time the game industry we ran incredibly
proud continue work on Sal looking to future
and execute our projects yeah over does some people yeah they had to get Continue working on Zao, looking into the future and executing projects. Yeah!
Over a dozen people. Yeah they had to get rid of people.
It's sad.
It's sad bro it is.
Critics score out of 76? There are plenty other games out there?
Yeah but what do critics score? Who cares about what critics say?
Critics score? Who cares?
Like that's the last thing I want to hear
about. They're showing better release
in games. Click on the game. I have no idea what platform it is.
It's just a video on loop. Yeah, that's true
so
Victim mentality make your good game and won't have five active players
No
No
I get like look I'm an eye giver you're saying but I gets still sad to see this happen to a studio.
It's like they got AOE
damaged from this whole
kind of counter pushback thing.
That's my perspective.
That's what I think and I saw that and it's my perspective. That's what I think, and like I saw that
and it's just disappointing.
It's sad to see it happen.
Another victim of Sweet Baby?
Yeah, there it is.
Sweet Baby trying to crash the gaming industry.
Another studio slaughtered by Sweet Baby.
I don't even know if they were involved with
Sweet Baby, to be honest with you. I have no idea.
I know that with the trailer,
I never heard anything about it.
So yeah.
This guy was from Sweet Baby and Sweet Baby advised on this game?
Is that it?
Yeah, I didn't even know they were.
Yeah.
It's crazy how much that affects it, man.
It really is.
It released too close to Prince of Persia? Yeah, I think it, man. It really is. Is it released too close
to Prince of Persia?
Yeah, I think so, too
because whenever
I heard about it
I forgot all about it
and then
you know
I played Prince of Persia
it was okay
you know
it was an okay game.
Was it a great game?
Was it the best game?
No, but it was a good game.
It was a solid game.
I don't think it deserved
the negative feedback that it got.
I'll tell you that.
Yeah, so bad timing?
I think it's a lot of
bad outcomes
and stuff like that
just kind of happening
all at the same time
and
that's where I think
it comes from the most.
But biggest mistake on time is release? Yeah, yeah.
Anyway, I will go and look at this other shit real quick
This server meshing thing
I'll probably do this and maybe play some of of that Xenolisk Zone Zero shit.
I haven't gotten into it yet, so we're going to look into
this...I'm not gonna watch the whole thing obviously
but this is apparently like a
really, really big update for
Ashes of Creation. They've been
doing server meshing and
this is something that we saw a version of it with
Star Citizen but now you've got an even bigger version right here let's
take a look I could have just sent them a video summary if you want something shorter.
Yeah, no, I get it.
I just wanna see what they say.
Hello? no i get it i just want to see what they say hello everyone welcome to our glorious server mesh technology showcase segment exciting yeah it is
I'm Margaret Hone, your director of communications
and of course with me as always
let me see if they're going to show it here
viewing players from across the servers
yeah i'll watch the NARC video about it
because this shit does seem confusing.
Because I didn't know what it was.
Yeah, I'm going to just look at this
because it seems like that's going to be an easier way, rather than have to go through
the whole video.
Hey what up boys?
So today was a rather unexpectedly poggy stream as we were treated not only to an incredibly
detailed showcase of their servo tech systems,
allowing for a next generation massively multiplayer open world
but we also got an announcement of Alpha 1 key holders finally getting into the game to test this exciting new tech but before we get
into that our beautiful patrons and cooped out the wazoo twitch subs and i would love for you to
grab yourself a
cupacula
because Alpha 2 is approaching fast
my friends, and oh
boy. I am super excited
to finally get into this game in a few weeks.
But enough about that, we can talk about that in later videos
because today we've got a copium-filled livestream to go through.
Now with all that bollocks out of the way let's begin shall we
a breakdown by the day okay so as stated in the intro this live stream
was very technical but i will attempt to break down this over two hour showcase
into a nice neat tidy package for you to digest obviously server meshing is our topic
this month and intrepid went into a lot of depth about how
that... So there's going to be one realm
for the entire game.
Is that
my understanding? Is that accurate?
Thanks Is that accurate? Thank fucking God.
That is actually a best case scenario.
Straight up.
It's not going to work, yeah, but I'm glad people are trying it
even if it doesn't work, I'm glad it's being tried
So yeah there goes the FPS
I mean fuck
I'm so happy to see this
What the last- I'm so happy to see this.... and what goes on in the scenes, as most
companies do not reveal such important
back-end information. Holy shit!
If you're not very tech savvy or
genuinely don't care... hey listen I don't
blame you because even I had a hard
time wrapping my head around this one. The
TOVR was basically broken into
three segments. An introduction
to what networking tech actually is for an MMORPG,
the problems modern MMOs tend to have when trying to render a massive amount of players
and Intrepid's next generation solutions to such problems.
We'll of course skip over the first two segments
and jump straight into Intrepid Solutions.
Server Gridding is the name
of their server meshing technology
and Ashes Of Creation's intrepid
tech, as they've dubbed it, has
approached the problems differently to
current. I wonder if they're
gonna have layers.
You know like how in WoW you can be on the same place as somebody else, but you're on a different layer so you don't see them?
So there's gonna be no layers. No servers. everybody is in
the same fucking place at the same
time I'll believe that shit when I see it
and
I want to fucking see it
I want to see it so
fucking much. Oh, I want to see
it! But
we're going to have to find out.
Server meshing technology like
Star Citizen. As we discussed in our videos leading up to this stream
star citizen uses a replication layer i know i'm ready to find out between a server transfer
however this has been entirely removed in Ashes of Creation,
and they have instead replaced it with a completely different approach that I won't get into the details because
let's be honest, it's a bunch of bullshit that we don't really care about.
Just trust me bro, it works!
Is pretty much the gist.
Unfortunately, the lack of a replication layer also creates a problem.
Without a replication layer, one server cannot communicate to another server on the other side of the world.
Therefore, Intrepid have created a brand new concept known as micro-services
which can be visualized like additional servers floating above the standard ones that
communicate all of the information to one another.
And now we get on to the final solution, solving the large numbers of players coming together
in one location
dynamically, dynamic server meshing.
The problem Star Citizen has been stuck on for many
many years thinking-
This is the problem that's holding back MMOs generally.
I think people love the idea of an MMO, but they hate
the idea of a MMO where there are different servers
I actually think New World, one of the big reasons
why that game died is because of servers
I think that WoW also
died a lot and lost a lot of players
because of servers
Servers should never be a limitation And there's never an advantage to having a server
that like actually exists to a player.
It's simply a technological limitation."
"...hundreds of millions of dollars into it it and they still have yet to solve it ashes
of creation are approaching this in a slightly different way again through the concept that
they call dynamic gridding without going too too in-depth, it is basically
just splitting the already static
server grid into additional
smaller servers within the same grid
and the most interesting part about this
is that it isn't five years away either the team are aiming to have
this dynamic grid ready and live for the alpha 2 launch just a couple of months away doesn't
i believe it when i see it
i want to see it
prepid currently have a plan yeah how to accomplish dynamic gridding or is it just we want it but don't know how? Right now, dynamic
gridding is in place. Right now what we are doing is we are optimizing
fixing performance around that. And the current goal which is on target
is that dynamic gridding will be online by the start of Alpha 2.
All of our tech was built to get to the point where we can do
dynamic gridding. This has always been
the end goal overall, so
dynamic gridding is still in active development
right now, but... I bet they probably
can't do this because Blizzard does this with
the way that they do servers.
Blizzard's servers are
bad, but the fundamental of
changing servers and phasing
to different places seems really easy.
Or not really easy but it seems
that they're doing it very well.
The plan is
by Alpha 2 entrance criteria
we will have dynamic gridding in a bug
sturdy place that is optimized
and working as
we need it. Now the rest of the presentation
was just kind of
yapping about tick rates and other bullshit.
So I won't go too deep into it,
as it's pretty nerdy for the general audience.
What I recommend though, if you are
interested in this next generation tech,
is to watch the full 1 hour and 20 minute presentation because
obviously a balding middle aged man cannot do intrepid's work justice in just a single
10 minute video.
Therefore, I-
Yeah, I don't really understand a lot of the server tech
like, I can understand like a philosophy
of it but like, I don't know the details
this is nuts though
We'll be following this brief breakdown
into a much more in-depth video later
this month. So I'd appreciate your support trying to digest
this information by subscribing and tuning in to that upcoming
video now will conclude today's breakdown with the rest of
the stream information related to
The Studio Update and artwork.
First up,
The Studio Update went into a very interesting discussion
about Alpha 2 key sales.
So apparently,
because of this server meshing technology,
Intrepid can now host many more players
and many more servers.
Therefore, the Alpha 2 key sales
are coming back.
However, they're not coming back
in the state that we had them before
No more FOMO cosmetics
We think they're just coming back as a key sale
on their own at a much lower price
The information is coming soon
Yeah, they got a lot of criticism for that because
if you donated $500
to the project, they would say
that you were guaranteed Alpha 2 access
or Alpha 1 access
and a lot of people started turning it into being like, oh
well playing the game costs
$500 which is like it was
true but
I don't really think that was like the purpose of
it. It was kind of what I assumed to be
one of those intentional
misunderstandings where it's like,
I'm going to deliberately misunderstand
what you're trying to say so that I can get
mad at you. I don't think it was a big deal but it's not a surprise
if they're going to get rid of it so yeah i'll keep you guys informed with that in addition
the alpha one is getting into the game soon as soon
as this month apparently with some
NDA tests. Finally
they did leak what the end of this months
livestream topic is, coming
in just 3 weeks by the way so so not long to wait. And yes
that's right, The Bard is
finally being revealed and
Steven almost dropped the ball about something
else Margaret was concerned with so
we're also likely getting the character creator at the end of the month too
sadly interesting just a few pieces of armor to go through including the helm of the grove
the cloak of ill omens and a new armor set featured by the male
Pyrrhae model. Pretty cool
stuff. And that's pretty much
everything from this month's live-
One Realm is crazy
One Realm is fucking nuts.
Like,
whenever I hear that
I think to myself
there's no
fucking way man
because like
it's what
I've always wanted
but at the same time it's like I've always wanted, but at the same time,
it's like I just don't even want to believe
it to be true because of how extreme
that type of a
promise is.
I really want this to happen.
Show me the proof? I, I wanna see the game. I wanna play
the proof. If somebody shows it to me,
I wanna see it. This is a total scam?
Well then don't spend money on it,
right? Like, I mean, it's pretty simple. If you think the game's a scam, then don't spend money on it right like i mean it's pretty simple if you think the game is a scam
then don't spend money on it i don't think that like as somebody who's followed this for many
years i don't think that there is any data to prove that it is a scam. I also don't think
that there's any crazy data to prove that it's not really a
scam, I think that at the same time you just have to look at
it make an educated decision with your money and with your time
and with your energy and then make a decision based off of that i i really don't think it's
that complicated as usual we'll be deep diving the stream frame by frame over at twitch.tv forward slash narkoverse so come join us for some copium takes
As Alpha 2 approaches over the next couple of months because you're high on copium i really hope this game is going to be good
i do i hope it's gonna be. I hope so much this game is
going to be fun.
I don't know if it's going
to happen, but I'm sure
that they're going to
happen.
I have a very good feeling
that you know, they'll
have a lot of problems in
the alpha, but like this game is probably one of
the it has like the highest ceiling
of being promising and really
fun than like any other
MMO that's been announced in a long
time.
So yeah, Ashes will break some MMO records. I don't think it'll break
MMO records just because the game
is... Ashes of Creation
is a very popular game
on YouTube and
inside the MMO very popular game on YouTube and inside
the MMO community,
but every game that
breaks records,
the reason why is because
those games are just simply really,
really popular.
Right?
They're insanely popular
and they break out of that mold
and they hit everybody.
Right?
They get everybody to start looking
and talking about those games so yeah like riot mmo
will break records it absolutely will but besides that i can't really say i'll link
you guys to video narc isc is great.
He's struggling, man.
Like he's playing this fucking game and like there's no new
content for the game. Bro, give
him some support. He needs it.
He streams a lot. He actually played PAX Day,
did a lot of stuff with PAX Day as well.
And yeah, hopefully the game comes out soon for him, man.
I do.
GTA 6 will break records?
Yeah, I think so.
I think it probably will. You're right about that.
Yeah, we'll help him out. Yeah.
Inverse Copium? Yeah, exactly.
And I think that also a lot of people are very enthusiastic enthusiastic to say that the game is a scam
i think one of the reasons for that is because people are so tired of being disappointed by
mmos they're so tired of getting excited about a new game
and then one month before the launch
of the game, they announce the pay-to-win system
and it's like, the game's
bad and it comes out and it sucks, right?
Nobody likes it. So I think what ends up happening
is people have that happen
a few times
and then they start to...
They start to be very untrusting,
you know, everything like that
and they're like now
kind of negative about it etc interview with steven soon i mean
i would love to after the alpha 2 comes out i'd love to do an interview like with
like stephen or like with their team and talk about kind of like what they're thinking for
the game and if i do that obviously i'm gonna take a lot of questions from you guys so
you know i'll make like a youtube, you know, not YouTube,
like a fucking
Reddit list
where people can
upvote questions
that they want to see happen
and want to see asked.
And I'll try
to ask those questions
myself because
I feel like
it's a very popular
MMOs.
I don't think that it's a coincidence
that every popular isekai
functions under
MMO terminology and MMO logic.
Almost every single
one of them does. It's because
people want to like these games.
They want these games to be the future,
that's why they're watching shows about them because
the game itself doesn't exist yet you see what I'm saying yeah we all wanted to Argentina yeah
and I think it really it's just who can make That game and bring it out the first
Like or bring it out in the best way
Which is what I think kind of hasn't
Really happened
But anyway, I will look
We'll try a little bit about this game.
I don't really know like...
I don't know what to expect with this shit at all.
Let me go back and pull this up and try it.
Shield Hero?
Yeah, yeah. shit like this.
So we have a new
game today!
A new game!
So
last night
or today
a game called Zenless Zone Zero
was released
a lot of people are saying
ZZZ as in I'm sleeping.
They think the game sucks.
Well,
we're going to find out, aren't we?
We're going to find out. We't we? We're gonna find out.
We're gonna see if it sucks or not.
I hear a lot of people...
Some people are being positive about it.
Hey hey! Sometimes people are going to be positive
But uh, we're gonna find out I downloaded it before the stream today, and we're going to take a look
and see how it goes. Genshin install is right there.
I actually could install Genshin Impact right now.
You're right.
I actually could.
That's crazy.
Anyway, so yeah.
So this is a new game.
It's... I think this game... So this is a new game.
It's... I think this game, like especially
because Wuthering Waves just got released
a lot of people have been super
skeptical about this and negative about it
like oh I bet this game is going to be bad
I want to say
that I don't
think I've ever been sponsored by Weathering Waves
I'm not being sponsored by them
to play the game. I'm going to
play this game, I'm going to give you my honest thoughts about it. I'm going to tell this game. I'm gonna give you my honest thoughts about it.
I'm gonna tell you what I really think.
And so we're
gonna go in there, we're gonna try it out
and we're gonna see what's going on.
Why?
Because I have to see what's going on. Why?
Because I have to eat all of this shit
in order to tell you which ones are chocolate So let's start eating shit.
Is this shit not gonna load?
This is if you fucking spaz out some shit.
Okay if you f**king spaz out some sh**
okay Stay in your mind. your heart be pleased agree to all that All right.
Alright, this is the first time. First day. Everything like that. Now...
Are y'all ready? I like your Evanescence shirt.
Thanks, it's not
Nice shirt dude, yeah for sure
We're going in. Yeah, y'all ready?
Y'all ready to go to work?
Everybody says this is boring Guys! How y'all saying the game is boring? It hasn't even...
I haven't even started the game!
Wait guys! Alright alright real quick. Get your credit card ready.
I already have it, bro.
I got money right here. It's fine.
We can play the game.
Alright, let's try it out.
This takes a while for it to pick up.
Do you guys think that all of the people that are saying zenless zone zero is boring are actually paid by kuro Games because they're
Wuthering Waves
agents
trying to make
Hoyoverse look bad.
That is?
It's true?
I think so too.
Yeah,
I feel like that's probably what's going on
okay guys let's try it out here we go
download off fucker down some. Okay give me a minute
It's the Cold War as usual? Yeah
Does this game have a rootkit? Yeah it was like 50 gigs or some shit
Nah it actually fucking sucks.
We're gonna find that out.
We're going to go in.
The game's been updated?
Oh my god I've got to log in again.
Give me a minute.
Jesus.
Jesus.
Did I do this shit again?
Oh, my God.
Get me in this fucking game.
Okay.
We're good. Alright! Let's begin!
Okay that's another loading screen.
Okay we ready to play now? Alright here we go! We interrupt your regular programming for this breaking news.
A companion holo has suddenly appeared on 14th Street and has already breached level 3 containment.
A holo? Is this Dark Souls?
...has dispatched a team to the scene
to carry out emergency protocols.
Evacuation in nearby blocks is underway. Please stay away from the 14th street area wise come check this out
what's that 14th street let me guess that's me earlier
this looks like a generic anime protagonist that's probably going to be
me they say it's already breached the level
three controls yeah public security were conducting a man
hunt over there today.
Evacuations may not be going as expected.
You're the girl, I'm not fighting this girl!
Fuck that shit!
I'm not-I'm not a girl!
We'll be seeing some business coming our way, sir.
That's what I thought thought okay select your character so you could be a girl or a guy
i'm gonna be a guy
i think the only game where it's acceptable to play as a female character is Wuthering
waves because the female character in that game is really hot.
Whereas in this game and in Star Rail, she not really that much hotter.
Yeah, the female rover is hot as fuck.
We're not gonna play as a girl bro.
Confirm? Absolutely.
Cool! Now we play the winning game.
Ugh! Now we play the winning game. So can I do spins yet?
Chapter 0, Business Strangeness Justness
What? chapters your own business strange in this just
the uh go go they got nerfed i don't know if they did or not people say that though.
Inside a high-rise building on 14th Street...
Yes, citizens? I'm the head of the Jan Quarters Public Security. Currently conducting an operation on 14th Street.
Why's everybody got these old-ass TVs?
Uh...I regret to inform everyone our operation has been disrupted due to the appearance of a hollow.
I'd like to remind the public we are in pursuit of the red fang tank!
Robots over the terrorist attacks on the central town.
These are dangerous dudes, I mean criminals, particularly their leader miguel silver Those criminals need to get f***ed. As soon as we find them,
We should just f****** f*** em all
And then f*** em again!
Excuse me Mr Mr. Reporter.
I'm still giving a briefing on the case.
Let me...
The entry for this
it's like
Ocean's Eleven for weebsbs i don't give a listen here you bad man
don't think the hollow can protect you the public's Air Force is on the way! You're f***ed!
That right, officer?
There's a window! Boss, we can get out
this way! Shoot at the window.
But that's a hollow down there. Dude, she got super Shoot the window.
Dude, she got super knocked! Oh my god!
Are you kidding me?
What a joke!
What the fuck is going on here?
That's like a 50% nerf!
The in-game model is fine. Okay, okay
It's fine.
Ugh... Ooh! Ooh.
It bounced off! This glass must be tough.
Uh-oh.
Damn, I knew it wouldn't be that easy. Uh-oh.
Can I, uh... Can I autoplay this?
You won't be able to break it. Top right? It says menu, like if I click menu...
Auto
Okay
I didn't know that was gonna fuck it up
Not a job agency! The Cunning Hares... Okay. I didn't know if that was gonna fuck it up.
...Job agency!
I mean, uh- It's not like-
Why?
It's not like I wanna click the button-
We just deal from the Red Fang Gang!
My men went through so much
trouble to
you stole the strongbox from the institute!
We're just returning it to its rightful owner.
Hey, don't make it sound like we are the bad guys.
This is outrageous. way too little cleavage we're all trying to get by on the same street
this is outrageous
why would you be helping the cops?
sorry but it's not public security that commissioned us. And also...that's none of your business anyway.
Of course it is! They had people steal from my territory!
So I have to teach them a lesson!
Why don't you just give it back to me?
It's so important to us that I'm willing to exchange it for your lives!
So, you need the whole
gang armed and ready to handle
three people? This
is The Silver Tears?
It's even weirder than
the rumors.
Wait, it's even weirder than the rumors wait is that a flashbang correct it's a gs2 high lumen military flash bang the blast is quite strong.
Awesome! Time to wake up Billy!
Who's Billy?
Eyes open everyone!
Say cheese!
Okay What would that do?
My eyes!
So you choose to resist?
In that case, I have no choice but to...
KILL YOU ALL!
You've made a mistake, mister.
We aren't your enemy.
That is...
Falcon 4 to Commander! We've arrived at the source of light and found the Red Fang Gang.
Repeat, we found the Red Fanging awaiting orders boss it's the Air Force
that flash paint just now it was to instruct the helicopter!
You finally noticed? Now, it's your turn to choose you crybaby.
You can stay and fight us, And then get caught by public security.
Or you can run,
And we all get to live.
Damn you!
Cutting hairs!
It's in a hare's nature to avoid getting caught.
Don't hold it against me.
What? You found the red-faced b******t?
Then what are you b******* waiting for, Commander? You found the red fake?
And what are you waiting for, Commander?
Pick the biggest gun and rain down justice!
Well weren't they gonna kill everybody then?
Yeah.
Wait why is the reporter giving orders?
Uhh...
What the hell?
I can see why they released this on 4th of July.
I WANNA FAIL AND COMPLAIN! i wanna fail a complaint
so they all fall into a black hole or some shape some shit so Oh wait, yo I can play this? Wait so you can play the game? What?! Yo! Hey hey that's nuts Okay.
Crazy! Wow!
Kay...
Let's go over this way.
Sup pussy?
Yeah, yeah whatever.
Yeah I hit the button to light it up.
Ok I get it.
It's really not that complicated you know what I mean?
R1 spam? Yeah basically.
And this is how I walk on?
Yeah okay.
I'm not gonna play this character by the way This is only a four star character
We're going to wail like fucking crazy
Just get the best character and beat the game
Didn't you choose a guy? Yeah.
I mean, she's pretty cute.
I'll give you that.
She's alright.
Is she alright?
Uh, wait you can unlock FPS. Why not do it in the auto?
Good! Headset still works and recording function is normal. No, oh no we not skipping it. We going uh-uh boys. Oh, we're going in
We're going in probability of getting lost in the hollow is at 96.4
I will be making a voice log of my experience
Let it serve as evidence for future investigation
You see, it wouldn't be a Hoyoverse game
without four hours
of mandatory yapping
and proper nouns with no explanation
I can confirm this is the old Metro Junction area of the Cretan Hollow with no explanation.
Walk it in, boys! Alright, Leroy Jenkins... seven point eight percent if i don't consider my next step carefully all right
lero
anyone doubts the nature of the hollow's spatial distortions please use
my recording as proof of their danger please don't enter a holo unless you are
a professional investigator otherwise who's ambi
there you are oh she's angry i knew you'd be okay whoa! What's gotten into you? You almost got me.
I've met another being of reason... He looks a lot like my colleague, Billy Kidd.
What are you talking about?
It's me! Billy!
An investigator has previously
encountered Ethereals who can mimic
human speech and behavior
The Investigator rescued the ethereal pretending to be their
teammate, but once they got out of the hollow
it revealed itself
The city made a huge sacrifice
But it was unable to defeat
the monster
It was only thanks to a courageous investigator who gave his life
To drive the monster back into the Hollow that the danger was averted.
Come on! The ethereal would be done for the minute it left the hollow.
Wait isn't that the plot of that movie that was in theaters not long ago?
There was a long list of victims involved in the incident. I've read all their names.
That's called a cast list!
Question,
who would you most like to have dinner with?
Huh? Dinner?
Of course!
That'd be the big screen superheroes It's really the late-night truck I'll tell you!
It's really the late-night drama actress from... Oh, sweetie.
Monica.
All clear. The individuals are... Yeah. 67.8% I'm glad you're okay Billy
Yeah
It's been a while since we fell
Nicole must be trying to come up with a way to get us out from the outside
Well, she's the hotline. Let's go get her.
Will she be willing to pay for the help?
You know how Nicole is.
Based on Nicole's tight-fisted spending habits, I'd say your original
analysis is likely correct.
Damn, now you've got me worried!
Let's not get carried away! We have to work together to get through this!
As usual, you take the front and I'll provide fire support from behind.
Okay.
Does that mean I get to play the game?
Yo!
Okay.
Yeah, I get it you hit him and then they do the same
okay another move chain attack okay got it
i get it.
Wow! Okay, uh...I feel like this shit's loud, bro.
Like, give me a minute.
Uh...
Display mode FPS is 60.
What the fuck?
60!
60?! Get the fuck out of here!
Okay, everything else is
good. Distortion all this
is good. Color filter strength, I don't know about
this. Input, all that's
fine. Camera is basically fucking
fine. Let's see here.
Mouse and keyboard. I'll change this shit later.
It's not a big deal. Unlimited
power? Yeah. Audio? I'm gonna take
this down to like a 9 bro like i feel like this
like this sound effects is like i'm not just like a seven brushes wow
okay good me when in background okay that's good
okay yeah that's better all right where they at two more agents
presses to swap between them oh
okay nice It's alright. Okay.
Oh! Get the fuck out of here!
Alright, I got this. Get the fuck out of here Guys that generate decibels. What's this? Okay, so it's an ultimate attack I get it
Oh Yeah. Nice!
Ooh... oh
combat's okay music's loud i'm gonna take it down then youitten Hollow, what's this shit?
I think the combat is alright.
It's alright right the enemies i'll aim for your weak spot
it won't hurt good one Time out! Stay focused.
Whoopsie daisy!
Wait, who's that over there
oh is this a boss we're gonna kill him oh is it that guy?
The strongbox was right at his feet.
You're right! Awesome!
Saves us the hassle of searching for it.
Slow down Ambie. What are you gonna do? Mm-hmm. Why don't you just shoot him in the back of the head?
Just shoot him, man.
What the hell are you doing?
Looks like ether corruption.
This mutation is so intense.
I don't think this guy has that is. So he's turning into like a demon or some shit?
Uh oh.
He's already...
He's already fucked up!
Help!
Destroy!
He has COVID?
It's the core! He has COVID? Uh-oh.
Uh-oh!
What happened?
Let me guess, he turned into the boss. Oh my God. It's Midra
from Elden Ring.
Okay. this guy's a tough one ambi get ready roger that
okay let's do it it okay This is easy. Wait, I hit the button! What the fuck?
How the fuck? oh yeah fuck off this guy's actually pretty good
damn if you pushing me back, bro.
I don't know how the fuck I'm supposed to do that.
Dodge red flashes? Yeah, but do i hit it whenever he does the flash or whatever okay it was on flash i see So he left. We're gone.
Damn!
Oh, what's in the box?
Couldn't he open it because
he has like a laser sword?
But he doesn't have
money anymore because
he's an elemental being with a black hole for a forehead.
So I guess he doesn't need money.
The store... what's this here?
Oh shit.
Oh shit. According to our sources, the explosion was set off by public security
Damn they fucked up.
For an operation against the violent Red Fang Gang
Public Security took extreme measures
including the use of Air Force weaponry.
The leader of the Red Fang Gang has fallen into the hollow
and is yet to be brought to justice
because the security
has refused to comment. The bomb squad is on This guy here.
There's a girl!
Hey, listen up up i was there when that explosion took place yeah this is an emergency billy
and the end of the target of my commission
have fallen into that hollow.
I need a proxy's help
now!
Am I a proxy?
It'd be nice if you didn't knock next time.
I feel like I hear your urgent needs at least three times a month, Nicole.
You can make fun of me all you want after you help me deal with this crisis!
Please, Legendary Proxy Phaethon!
What trouble did you get yourself into this time?
Oh wow, okay I'm playing the game.
Okay, so...
Alright?
This is like a little, uh...
It's like an arcade store.
Bang bro!
Huh. Okay. I didn't...
I wouldn't have named it that.
But okay.
Oh, it's like all the old
games? That's cool. Or maybe it's like all the old games. That's cool.
Or maybe it's actually a blockbuster movie.
That's cool I like that.
Well look! That's just what he called it. Don't get mad at me.
Don't act like I'm like weird.
Damn there's a lot of TVs.
Yeah I feel like she is still pretty, let's be honest.
Special event!
Yeah... yeah that's still pretty good guys. That's still pretty good.
Well it's like us down on proxies
they set up a hotline and
okay let's get straight to the point okay nicole as long as you get it yeah
shut the fuck up what do do I have to do?
I need you for an important commission
with pay!
Uh-huh.
She's a Trump voter? You think she'd vote for Trump?
So Billy and Ambie fell into a hollow vote for Trump?
Yep.
Hell yeah, brother! Oh no! it's an emergency and you're the only ones who can help
oh no application with the hollow investigative association i don't want to make us a target
for the association right now if they found we've been involved
in holo raiding we'd be in big trouble and it'd take a small fortune to pay those greedy vultures
off but i can't just abandon my squad right yeah you can yeah you can
employee rescue budget.
Look, all in all, my request is simple.
All you need to worry about is getting my people and my client's stuff out of the hollow safely. You don't accept basic proxy work now?
Faithen, finish this job and I'll clear my entire bill in one go
i think this one will reduce and less dialogue so i'm gonna click this one. Alright! Come on. You should have held out for that bonus, bro! Great! There's no time to waste! I'll be waiting for you in Apollo!
Alright, see?
I think I heard something.
Did I hear something no i don't hear anything
don't push yourself nicole rest a while we'll need your help to take eos somewhere
close to the hollow later oh deploying your bamboo double huh
okay bro how about you tend to move far was a good idea to name them hdd and help
you with the prep work too oh god well then who good idea to name them that.
Oh, God.
Who wanted to name...
Why would they
call them...
Okay, story commission's now available.
Commission rewards...
Story commissions sounds like a
fucking battle pass
Ok so let's talk to this thing
and authentication verified user login phaeton target hollow location okay so let's click on this
investigation the hair in the Proxy. Okay, next challenge mode combat is harder
okay
good we're gonna use both of these characters.
I'm sure challenge mode's gonna be way harder, guys.
The mobs might take two hits to die.
You can put ES through now! the mobs might take two hits to die okay right little one yeah we'll see done bangbo's on the way
so can we start it up wow Is that um... You know, is that pokeball okay here we go Damn, another fight? I have to break my ammo's depleting.
I can see it blocked in my efficient...
Oh, Nintendo doesn't see this. True!
Alright let's go.
What happened?
Did we get a third character?
Wait, wait, wait.
That wasn't me!
Hey, over here.
Wait, it can talk?
Oh! They don't know about it.
That's me.
I'm the guy!
Okay...
The main character controls it?
So I'm the bang bro?
You're him? Yeah.
I'm already laying down.
Nice!
That was dangerous! watch you're a man.
You're inside the bank, bro?
...available as always!
Oh, the bus? Yeah I remember that.
Give me a few more compliments and I might give you a discount.
A few more compliments like that... And I I might give you a discount.
A few more compliments like that,
And I might just give you a discount.
Really?
I think the proxy was just trying to be polite, Ambie!
Speaking of the commission fee...
...I thought with Faith in being so expensive, Nicole would have left us to fend for ourselves.
I didn't think she'd actually hire you. If you hadn't come, I'm afraid we wouldn't have made it out of that ethereal's territory.
Well thank god I'm here.
Thank God!
Speaking of which...
I've always wanted to ask you about the device in your store.
You know, the one that lets you stick with Bangboo and communicate in real
time within Hollow." I'm just never gonna not hear...
Even Public Security and the Hollow Investigative Association can't do it!
Why would they call up that?
Why didn't you just join the association? Whatever way you look at it,
looking with the Colorado Raiders has to be more dangerous than the profit is worth.
Man! that's crazy
that sounds like an ethereal so soon it has to be on purpose it's gotta
be we have to get out of here unless Billy, you'd like to stay here forever?
That new Starlight Knight belt you wanted... I guess they'll place it at your grave next year.
Damn! What a bitch!
When did you say anything about that poker face of yours?! I can't tell if you're joking or not! what a
let's get moving let's get moving follow me okay
you just focus on leading the way well i thought i was going
to fight with the rabbit uh the electronic rabbit furry oh good wait what's this okay so
okay good. Wait, what's this? Okay, so... Dang.
Okay.
Got it.
I'm not gonna read this.
Okay, uh... so I go here-
Ooh! Oh no!
I was just randomly hitting buttons.
Yeah, I was just hitting buttons randomly
like okay
okay so observation data the more the
better
three sets of observation, beta.
Okay so I have to do all these...
Okay got it.
Ooh ooh that's a purple oh wow
oh wow
ooh now what i feel like I'm playing Monopoly.
Okay here we go.
I just Okay, here we go. I didn't see the other Godman.
Yeah this guy does like way more damage. He's got alien down.
And this is on challenge mode
get the fuck out of here pussy fuck you
are we doing that again? Fuck you The challenge is not falling asleep
boom
The fuck out of your bitch
Big big yellow job wrong popping the fuck outta here, bitch! Big Nicky, I'm a job bro. I'm popping the fuck off.
I'm doing great.
Except that-that was really bad.
Ooooooooh... Ooh!
Nice.
Okay, I did that. What's this green shit huh what's that shaking uh-huh ethereals they're catching up proxy What happens if I go to one? one
oh shit Oh shit!
Uh, yeah I...
I mean that's the first thing I'm gonna try right?
Yeah, of course I'm gonna try that.
Okay...... Where'd I at?
I don't know if I did something wrong or not. I'm pretty sure I did.
Oh, there it is!
I just got annihilated.
Oh, i got hit
well i'm just hitting the same button and it just does everything for me this
is great
i don't even know what the fuck i'm doing oh he just runs into you
nice Nice! NICE! Nice.
Okay.
Let's go here.
We can use this! Let's go here.
Well no shit. Big money?
Scanning for safety valve data.
Yeah?
System log shows that the valve is unlocked by inserting a preset amount of gear coins
i guess I'll just hit it nice choice okay and I got all the data and then i leave right
Continue
I did everything
Okay now what oh it's a boss get goosebumps Bitch! I think I'm winning.
I'm pretty sure I'm winning.
Damn bro, I'm getting up i'm not winning at all the ultimate starlight So I win. Almost dying in tutorial?
Hey, hey, hey!
This isn't a tutorial anymore.
This is the first real level Hey, hey, hey! This isn't the tutorial anymore.
This is only th- this is the first real level.
It doesn't really make it better but...
...it's not really the tutorial. Okay.
Full speed ahead full speed ahead understood
full speed ahead wait a head but that's a wall in front of us smash
it you want to snatch through it i don't have the kind what my brother says yeah
voice
oh it's the other face don't take over my channel like that
don't jump onto my channel all of a sudden bell
yeah keep that bitch in line sorry sorry yeah get the fuck out of here
billy andy can you that's right my brother was
right about the escape route do you know what asshole
yeah totally distorted? That means...
A way out may look like a dead end, but a dead end may also just be a dead end.
Thanks for the explanation andy yeah after getting out has been
arranged you can trust us hey bro you can cut
that connection now
i'm hanging up now. I'm hanging up now, talk soon.
Okay? Now what? It's gone quiet.
It became a regular bamboo.
Why would they desync in a time like this?
Going straight forward, price for impact.
We're gonna crash!
What the hell? Pass through the walls if it was nothing?
Uh huh. We're out! We're finally out!
Okay.
Faith got the time and location spot on.
Hey, you two get in the car!
There she is!
Now what? Ooh! Ooh! Ooh.
Okay, so I completed the mission.
I did everything.
I got first place in everything.
I'm a winner?
Okay, awesome.
Naturally, right? okay awesome
naturally right it's just the way it is
that was fast that was fast nicole did you run a red light again?
No! We just passed a normal green light, R255 in the RGB scale.
Oh right! I made sure I wasn't followed the whole way.
Ambie... What does an R255 green light look like?
It's the same color as
your jacket.
Nicole, they've both been extracted.
I guess it's time to pay up
not so fast that's not what we agreed on the condition was my people and
the client's item oh my god completed the first half oh my god. Oh my
God!
Mm-hmm
Yeah Hey, talking like that isn't good for your reputation you know. The commission isn't over until we get that strongbox back!
According to what we saw before extraction the Strong Box should be in a territory of a highly dangerous ethereal. The White Star Institute has it
registered as Dullahan, a superior ethereal."
That's the one! That Red Fang dude was unlucky.
His ether corruption must have been pretty
intense, considering he's become such
a dangerous imperial.
Ambry and I tried to grab the strongbox, but
that guy was so tough! Do we get to fight him now before
we got extracted we did find this along the way though
what exactly is in that box is it worth all this effort? Mm-hmm.
We'll find out soon enough!
Ha ha ha!
Take a look at this!
Wow! It's got a USB slot in it! Wow.
It's got a USB slot in it.
I ain't gonna move the camera around all the time every time they move the character,
it's too much work
so it looks like a necklace but it's actually a flash drive
that's right it's a mini storage device it's
silvers i picked it up in the building before I got out of 14th Street!
I noticed it before, he always had it on his person so it must contain something important!
Heh, I bet it has something to do with a strong box but it's suffered some
damage yeah look at all those burn marks Nathan Say, Finn, can you do some of your...
magic using that complicated computer
of yours?
The HDD is mainly used to process
holo data. Man!
But if we only need to export what's in the flash drive
hey bro maybe i could try to recover the data with the proxy network's computing
power great it's a deal then we'll try to
locate the strongbox on the holo we'll come find you when we learn something new Okay.
Goodbye? though see ya manager goodbye now what
i have something to discuss with you? We don't offer discounts. You know Nicole, I back your hand. That's what I say first.
Give us a discount or Nicole won't let me...
Oh never mind thought that said something else.
Don't read out... okay.
Wait so we're giving this bitch a discount? Why?
Why would we do that?
She needed our help.
Okay.
So now I can actually move around in the game that's crazy
okay so they're just sitting there waiting
let me go inside then
okay Okay. I guess we'll talk to the, oh we gotta go in here.
I can't wait for every every time after a discount.
Update item, I have to create a new account? Oh fuck!
Enter username... okay Enter a username.
Okay, Jesus what the hell is all this?
Internauts commission logistics
What the hell?
What's all this?
Is this Twitter?
Yeah.
Schedule.
Oh, my God. What the hell is all this?
Enter not level. Okay, okay, I understand this. This is a battle pass Wait, no it's not
This is your, uh...
Okay no never mind.
It's not the Battle Pass it's like your
Resonator level or um
What's it called?
Account Level. Yeah it's your account level. Yeah, there you go.
And it's out of 60.
Okay, I'm level 4.
All right.
Guns are already set up.
You're so wise.
I know.
Okay, post-med Chop, Marvel School seems
quite anxious. Let's go take it to commission.
Okay.
Probably taking the request, and if I say Amsgol
probably not feeling very assured. Go to them and tell him you know
okay i have to go talk to this guy and talk to susie okay
what do you guys think about the aesthetic of this game?
I feel like there's part of it that I like and part of it That I don't
Oh, that's actually kind of funny.
Th-that, that's f... I'll... that's funny.
Family? Yeah. The flying cars.
It's very polarizing? Yeah, I think this game has been very polarizing for people so far.
Okay, now we get to go outside on 6th Street.
If this is Austin it means you're about to get stabbed.
Or injected with fentanyl or both.
Take my routine newsstand? Okay... Freebie annual newspaper. Gonna follow your dreams, okay nobody gives a shit. Alright so these are all the different places you can go to
oh she must be like 28 or 29.
yeah for for like there to be an old person in the gotcha game
yeah geez yeah she old as hell man graphics are amazing graphics alright, yeah, I think they look nice.
Oh man, yeah, that guy must be 30.
Jeez.
How much can I walk around in this?
I feel like there's gonna be... Yeah, I can't. Okay. Can I go here?
Oh wow! Oops! I didn't even
Okay, I'm gonna- wait it's hagrid wait no that's Let's go back.
Well, that's cool.
The skateboards is like a bench...
Creative!
Wait this guy- does this girl has horns?
What the fuck?
Okay I don't know how that works but all right
let's talk to this guy over here what that's a dog!
You can scratch... Wait, I have a scratch-off ticket?
Wait what?
Wait, I get to do this...
... Is that good?
I got basically dog food.
I feel like that's bad.
Yeah, I think
that's bad, right?
You got 13,000?
I didn't.
Okay head to the shop go general shop okay good so ooh who's this guy
how annoying wait what what's the matter scan take your order.
Ingredients haven't arrived, ah fuck a hollow disaster.
Ingredients and our idea I've already bought replacements elsewhere
I hope nothing happens to the poor courier
I've already posted a request on internet
approximately and asmogold accepted the offer earlier
and the account is new though so i'm not sure if it's reliable or not
actually i accept the job?
Okay.
Good new account makes certain things easier.
Wait so I created a smurfing account?
What the hell?!
Just came directly to this store for help
I shouldn't have wasted time at Internet
Since you've taken on the job i'm somewhat relieved i'll leave the whereabouts of the truck
to you okay so i have to go and get that guy i have to save him susie from the gadget store needs help what
okay what the does she want Okay.
What the fuck does she want?
What a surprise,
the female characters are being voiced.
That's smart. Perfect. It's smart my boss says I'll need your help with something
Go ahead
Could you elaborate this isn't the first time?
I'm helping your boss he wanted a message to be delivered verbatim, so here
it is.
I've found a new way
to source awesome new gadgets.
I'm sure you'll like them. If you're
willing to help, they should be available in the
store soon.
In the store soon in the store you sound just like your boss
in the store i'm not finished yet this new path is blocked and i've lost
uh oh with the assistant I sent there.
Could you help me sort it all out?
I'll send more details soon.
That's it! Everything my boss said.
As expected, it's about W engines what about l engines with the gadget stores underground
double you engine business i think that's run that's what runs world of warcraft into a hollow
and they need me to clean this mess up i'm not sure exactly what happened but it sounds like there was
a problem with the gadgets they call w engines aren't they the ones you and your friends are
collecting since it's such an urgent request,
Boss said that apart from the regular payment,
I can also give you a sample as a thank-you gift.
Hope you like it!
Wow, what a nice girl.
Wait a second, isn't it?
This texture... This batch of goods must be... Wait a second, isn't it? it can release ultrasonic waves that effectively resonate with the active wavelengths of various
ether weapons according to official data the average initial weapon performance can be improved
by up to 44.21 and the combat survival rate of personnel equipped with such gear can be increased by at least 30
What do you what are you, what is this keep it down
susie may be working here but she has no idea w engines or weapons
better not say stuff like that in front of her huh ultrasonic waves.
Weapon performance.
Nerd alert?
Nah, she not...
She a hoe though.
Like, she got that choker on.
Is she 100% a hoe?
It's the latest slang?
Yeah I mean come on.
Come on.
Okay. I see. No wonder I sometimes hear W engine fires arguing which one is the strongest
Guys, hang on so true. The boss just texted me and he has a message. He wants me to share with you
Looks like what is it? A connoisseur! Good gadgets truly shine in
the hands of someone like you. If
purchase one when the shipment arrives,
I'll give you an exclusive customization.
Whoa... Who would have thought the boss will get involved
himself thanks but there's no need I do want to buy a new W engine
but even with the account balances of the three of us cutting hairs combined
we wouldn't be able to afford the latest model account balances of the three of us cutting hairs combined
we wouldn't be able to afford the latest model
then i'll do you a favor because i'm a simp
in that case i'll do you a favor the boss is about to give me one as a
thank you gift it won't be of much use to me so i'll pass
it on to you ambi okay this will make dealing with that
superior thing i mean player a lot easier oh
it sounds like you're planning to meet other w engine players don't worry
with the boss's skillful customization you'll be sure to leave a lasting impression! Just hold on a sec.
Susie walks into the store alright?
Sorry to keep you waiting
the gifted sample has been modified
wow what the fuck is that
the hell is this supposed to- it's a ball! Yeah, I like the design.
Uh huh...
I'm glad you liked it.
Your design and color are perfect for you.
It will surely work wonders in your hands thank you hence the boss too
i'll treasure it okay have a dungeon try it out. Okay.
Into the menu...
Oh right, okay.
Agents.
Oh these are new characters.
Okay.
Go to my equipment.
Core available.
Equipped a W engine, okay. Enhance your W engine.
Oh my god! Okay yeah I get it.
Okay um... Okay, yeah I get it. Okay...
Sure?
So you have different appearances?
Okay cool! So should Okay, cool.
So should I just like auto add all of these?
I feel like I do that right?
Yes, do it! like I do that, right?
Yes. Do it. I'm gonna do it.
Okay. Now she's at level 10.
That's good. Ooh.
Oh, it gives soda.
It's like a fucking vending machine.
Alright.
I don't know exactly how all this is supposed to fit together
and these are the different characters that i have okay so you've
got this girl need something my services are expensive
standing by nothing to fear the cunning hairs are here
ready for me needs? My services are expensive.
Okay...
Nothing to fear, the coming hares are here!
Alright... Alright.
Okay, um anyway so what else do you have so these are the other characters
so you've got the cat girl
the dangerous girl don't look down on me the monster tomboy i shall follow your
orders Monster tomboy.
This- Okay, wow!
Holy shit!
Okay.
Uh...
Then what's this one? Of course, the school... What the hell?
This is a tail! Is it a shark girl? Yeah, what the fuck?
Damn there's a lot of- what the fu- oh never mind no it just resets okay uh let me see so you've got
those and then that's your service jesus Yes.
Okay, um...
And then you got this one right okay
i'm sorry the goofy like you know timid school girl it's our turn bro bro! The cool guy.
Good day, Proxy.
The character of questionable
age. So Kaku,
ready? The other monster
girl.
Probably the character that resembles the actual people playing the game the most.
And just another random girl added on.
Okay.
Great!
Awesome!
So now what?
What do I do now?
I'm gonna face her, owner's gift is good Get into investing, be able to join when she finds out
okay spend money in my place let her know.
Okay see you later all right?
Let's wisely leave our shops good to you. Okay.
Get your boss down and it'll be okay.
You see the guests? Let's head to the hollow and retrieve the missing W engines, they're worth a lot.
Okay...
Exploration commissions are now available.
Alright let's go back over to there. Okay.
This is a nice little city they have here.
It's not like super exciting or crazy, but it's nice.
This is fine.
When are the polls? I will do
polls in...
How about
I will do polls in one hour.
How does that sound?
Oh, what's this?
People said to check this.
Yeah, alright, one hour.
Oh god. Oh jeez. One hour. Excuse me... Oh, God... Is there something I can do for you? Anything at all?
Oh jeez-
Oh ch-
Oh come on!
Oh my god...
She's good, though?
Jesus.
Right. Okay, well we got
her.
I don't know what that is.
Agents, okay.
Well at least I've got all three characters now.
Alright let's go inside here.
Okay.
Okay. General Shad, uh, proxies around the Hall of Fruly is something most people can't be getting there
Agents come back to experience their cunning hairs and handle ethereals
to be able to trust them, okay
Signal search has been unlocked
Left alt
Oh, okay
Yeah, I got it
You can quickly obtain agents or WNs Oh, okay. Yeah I got it.
You can quickly obtain agents or W engines from signal searches.
Oh!
I know what a signal search is.
Yeah.
Now we can finally
play the game.
Okay, selectable agents.
Okay so you can get all these characters, you can do demos of the
characters alright that's fine. So this is
the normal banner, this is the normal banner this is the new banner and this is the
new character banner with the shark girl okay
and time for some joker right
right
right touch my tail Right.
Okay, um... So...
Do I have to do a spin?
Do they want me to do a spin? does this work i don't think so right
oh i do i do i'm supposed to okay so i have to do a 10
i have to do a ten pull because i have 21 of these okay i'm gonna do i'm gonna do one
yeah it's right here all right guys you ready we're going to do we're going to do some right now
because it literally gave them to me, and I might as well.
Alright.
I have two 10-spents.
Gamba 10x. Here we go, guys.
Now we finally got into the real game.
Okay, let's do it Oh.
I did get two purples, bro.
I got two purples. That's pretty good.
I'm happy.
Two purples is decent enough.
Okay, literal trash...
Also trash...
Move it up a little bit.
Okay, next.
Next.
Skip?
Well I want to see if I got a new character. Jesus bro, I'm just getting softer balls. Ooh, I got her again!
Okay so that means I can like upgrade her right?
I guess it does mean that,
pretty sure it does.
She's good? Yeah.
Ooh! We got that girl I didn't give a shit about.
Like, I feel like I probably would like her play style if she's got like one
really big weapon. I kind of want to try and use that character so we've got two
different characters all right that's pretty good
That's decent enough alright let's do it again. Y'all ready?
Is it time?
I think that-I think think I deserved getting a yellow.
I deserve it.
Okay. Oh my god. What a bunch of fucking bullshit, man.
What a joke bro like what a fucking-
WHAT A JOKE!
Oh my god who cares?
Oh great.
I got a special one of those. Who cares?
Jesus.
Alright, so can
I buy more?
Oh, I can! I can buy one more set.
Wait.
Oh fuck, it's 480.
I don't have enough yet.
Shit!
Okay. So... yet okay so at 300 jesus christ okay uh so i did that.
Check the shop...
Well no-no, I can definitely buy more of them right? Like of course I could buy more of them in the store. Like no fucking shit i can do that but
i'm not ready to do that yet
okay you can buy monthly polls in the shop for free
what do you buy them with
look i i just don't know what...
I don't know.
Okay so
There's pity currency okay i'll deal with it later anyway let me see if i can upgrade my characters
uh agents so i have her and then how does this work?
Anbi, so I click on...
This is where you click on that base stack select.
Okay, and then Sinema.
What the hell was this?
Okay, so this is the fourth The fourth hit of Ambi's attack.
Energy regeneration rate- okay
So this is like an awakening thing.
Got it? Nice!
And there are six of these
Okay Then there's this girl too oh yeah her and then her
all right should i try to level her? I feel like she's pretty good.
Maybe I should try to level her up.
Yeah,
yeah,
I think she's good yeah i think she's all right
she's your best team yeah yeah let's go with that
all right we'll level her up all the way.
And I think she's already got a weapon right?
Those are her skills... Okay and then her item there
This is level 10
Okay I guess I'm just gonna stick with that
And for the other character- I'm just gonna stick with that. And then for the other character...
I'm going to keep this guy as well.
Alright so this guy will give him equipment as well.
I don't know which one is the best one for him to have,
but
I guess we're going to equip that one to him?
Maybe? I don't know.
Oh, I see.
The other ones aren't available.
Well, crit rate seems better, we're gonna equip that to him.
Alright good...
And the third character...
I don't know if I wanna go with her, like is she the best character
I should go with?
No? Okay
Well let's just stick with this for now.
And if I run into trouble, I'll just go ahead and level them up again.
Alright here we go.
Missions... Explosive mission, navigate your paths, exploration mission, navigate your paths
combat mission
outstanding commissions too. Okay
So I need to do combat commission
Logistics disaster
okay so we've got her...
And then we got him.
Commission's a little bit more dangerous, it's gonna take some preparation. Let's raise the level of the agents
Oh! It's gonna make me do it? What the fuck?
Okay auto add
Okay they're maxed out now.
Okay, good.
And then so he's good.
And then the last character to go with...
Like I don't really know what the best one is. I think we're just going to go with. Like, I don't really know what the best one is.
I think we're just gonna go with her.
We'll select her. Okay good?
And...we will de-poly. Let's go!
Don't even think about it Let's go. That's a lot of them.
I feel like I'm doing pretty good damage
let's get down to business what's he doing oops Oops! I know he's gonna do that.
That totally didn't get done on purpose, actually.
Okay here we go.
I'm not even sure if this is a good idea to just kill him or something. I totally didn't do that on purpose, actually.
Okay, here we go.
Okay. I got you! okay
i don't know how this works yet.
Okay...
Well, that went really well! okay my bullets never reset their targets This is easy, you're just sitting there doing nothing. That was easy.
Nice!
Okay... now what?
What's up loser?
Okay I thought it was an inferior. Asked about the driver
Not gonna read all this shit okay wait what's this wait did I beat it
well yeah
that was easy!
Okay, ascending commissions won.
Alright, then we go to explore
and we'll do this. The ultimate collectiblesibles all right we'll pick these characters again Hmm.
Okay, let's go!
Got it! Yeah, fucking obviously! Let's check the area.
Got it, yeah fucking obviously!
Okay...
Now what?
A new route has been marked, let's go! Now what?
So I can skip the bad guys. I'm not gonna do that, but I could've!
Okay... Okay. Oh, there's more over here. God fucking damn!
Let go of, Sandy! Jesus, bro. He beat the fuck out of him. Oh my god, that was really good.
I'm gonna go get you, Sandy. Oh my god, that was really good!
Yeah I feel like he does the most damage.
This guy's popping the fuck off. Okay. I'll take care of him.
Yeah, I need to figure out how to do the dodge the right way. That's the one thing I'm not really sure about.
I feel like she's
really good at taking group up mobs.
Like, that's
crazy good.
Just mash buttons? Like, that's crazy good.
Just mash buttons? Yeah I totally knew what I was doing there.
Okay we got more stuff great
okay... What happens if i do go down here? Nothing. Alright
Now what
What the fuck
okay So we have to get that thing What the fuck? Okay.
So we have to get that thing.
Okay... Okay. This game makes bad players feel good about themselves? You think so?
I bet it'll probably get harder over time.
That's what i would expect!
Oh, it's only a one target thing...
Okay, take a break. I do feel like
I'm doing a lot of things that I didn't even know I was doing.
It's just kind of, like...I keep clicking the same button and it's like uh
It just knows what to do- What for me to do
Yeah?
Yeah, I don't know if that's like... If that's normal or not.
I'm not sure.
Okay. Well let's go to here.
What's this?
What's this? What's this?
Okay.
Alright, well that's good because I wanted to go down there.
Oh! Okay. down is there anything heavy enough oh okay
well how do i push it around
oh i see now. Okay...
Kay... Okay. What does that do? Oh, okay.
Alright, yeah I pushed it over that's pretty fucking simple
Okay... Nice big Okay.
Nice, big money!
What the hell is this? Got it.
Alright...
Now what's this?
Nice! targets appearance mission complete nice winners win let's go okay we're done Okay.
Okay?
Continue.
I think. Okay. you i think
you haven't spent any money yet it's a new record yeah i know
i haven't had the chance to dangerous target detective suggestion
this is a dangerous target please the boy as quickly uh button.
Yeah, so I don't want anybody to think that like i'm pulling some kind of like fucking next level shit
Like i'm just hitting the same button
Okay
So now what?
Got the commissions done, go tell Susie and General Chop.
Okay, let's go talk to them.
Is this game for dumb people? To make
them feel better about themselves i don't know
you guys think so
the background sit down okay The back ones are down, okay.
I'm sitting here for nothing? Okay so reliable reliable treat your meal back and forth
what do you want to eat today okay let's find out the menu you name it i make it eat noodles
to gain buffs lasting for three battles okay that seems fine vegetable noodles okay well i don't want
that but we're gonna get it anyway because that's the only thing i'm able to get Damn, okay.
Alright, and attack plus 30?
I think that's good, right?
Alright, let's go talk to the other girl.
Okay. Wow. Is everything sorted out? Yes.
Where's the beef jerky noodles? Yeah, true. Boss is here for your help.
Asked me to pass this thanks to you.
Here it goes then.
Excellent! I know I can trust you
and new tools will be on the shelves very soon. Thing goes to the future,
uh...
I'll do my best
to keep you out
if you're buying
cool new gadgets, okay?
Okay.
Come to the store whenever.
Let me ask you secretly
the W engine the boss gave
you did you give it to that cute girl for fighting
did i get busted yeah i meant for battling other players right so did you win of course we won a total victory
okay
i don't know what that's supposed to mean or what
that's supposed to do but okay that's supposed to do, but okay. Use relevant materials
gadget store to buy W engines?
Okay.
So what happens if I... Can I go in here?
Oh, I see. I see.
Okay.
Okay, so these are like new... Okay, there's A, B...
There's no S tier ones that I can buy.
Recycle.
This is where you disenchant them.
Oh, this is all of them okay so
it shows you all the ones that are available
okay that seems like that makes sense
oh god no not people texting me in video games too.
Got it.
That was fast.
Scheme at the neighbors, okay?
What's the matter?
Just got a DM from Nicole.
They'll be coming over to the video store real soon, okay?
By the way, once you're done, there's some new stuff that needs to be done on the account,
okay?
Let me go back over there.
Compendium unlocked.
Oh my god. what's this?
Oh my god! Okay.
Trial number one out of five.
Wait, what the hell?
Okay.
Jesus!
This is like an adventure guide, I guess?
Okay, we did all that.
Looks like your dailies and shit? Yeah.
Yeah, I think this is like dailies and errands. Oh god, errands.
They're just gonna call it that. That's great.
Alright, now we'll go back
inside the video store.
VCR rentals
What year is it?
Milestones? Yeah
What do you want Nicole lead on a strongpox I've gathered from workbench yet check it out any time ready head to the parking lot and wait for Nicole okay
sounds good let's go do that.
Alright.
Special event.
Here you are! We figured out where the strongbox is. What about the top Special event.
Yes.
Spending $2,000 the straw did they have that
okay everyone thanks to the proxy's help preparations are complete
it's time for the next step andy explain the plan.
What the plan be? Okay everyone please look at this map of New Eridu
Our plan is enter the Cretan Hollow and defeat the superior ethereal Dullahan
Then recover the strong box. That's easy
That's it that's
We have to show some professionalism. We can't let our partners look down on us. Otherwise it'll be hard to bargain with them th-
Saying too much again billy why weren't you paying attention
it's not my fault how was i supposed to know this was a professional meeting
We can still hear you
We can still hear you. Um... we can still hear you guys.
Anyway,
as Ambie said the goal is
simple find and retrieve
the strongbox.
Since there's no way to monitor the real-time situation from the outside,
we'll need your support and guidance
inside the hollow."
Okay. Well then let's go.
Alright, let's go. Alright,
let's do it.
We're gonna go inside here.
This is like the first
probably like the first real mission
I'm assuming okay story commission
all right let's find this investigate the proxy and the hair. Next?
Okay, we're ready.
Let's do this.
Man, I feel like I'm gonna see that loading screen a lot, huh? We made it into the Hollow. Now let's find my strongbox. Speaking of which, boss... Who told you about the location of the strong box?
That's a trade secret! You thought I'd just spill the beans like that?
Mm-hmm.
But since we're on the same side,
I guess...
...I can let you in on a little secret?
You just wanna show off.
Nicole......you just wanted to show off right
Please don't put her on the spot like that. The call can be sensitive in times like this
Hey, I told you to stop blabbing so much envy actually it was really easy
i have a few contacts at the association who just so happen
to have the records of routine observation missions and ether resources for this holo.
I gave them an offer they couldn't refuse,
and asked them to help compare data from the last two mutations.
Locating the strongbox was as simple as circling up the difference
nicole you're good i gave them an offer they couldn't refuse
when are we gonna kill the, uh...
Okay.
Right.
You say that?
You can't yet, you're level 1! No I'm not, I'm level 10!
Shut the hell up!
What do you mean?
Go here first, then we can remap again okay now I can move my character all Alright let's go! We gotta fight these guys
We're getting closer to the strongbox's signal. Oh, these are like... what are these? Like level 9?
Oh I see okay.
I gotcha!
Alright.
Yeah I feel like this guy does the most damage. yeah all right
yeah i feel like this guy does the most
damage can put him in like the same place that's so good jesus
i think i did it didn't't I? Did I win? I think I won. What?! Oh, she's got fucked up. neutralized
all right so a lot of damage that was really good
the air around here seems to have grown thicker
yeah resolution on my video sensors just dropped too
that means we've arrived at a designated location. Right, Proxy?
Yeah...
Sorry I didn't catch that. What were you saying Nicole?
Don't drift off while guiding us!
I paid top Jenny to hire the best proxy around
Watch out or you might just get a negative rating on internet
Okay I should get another question on Facebook. Okay, this might be a problem.
That it better be a joke.
Though,
I think there really might be a problem.
It's not night-wise. there really is something wrong with the hdb
it's reporting an error wait a sec i'll think and try to debug
manager do we want to keep going?
Listen up guys. The ether activity has impacted our HDD signal. Be careful!
Okay... so now- ooh... is this bad?
Never mind, okay. I was about to say...
Alright. And what's this? The fuck?
Data connection unstable.
Attempting to reconnect, white noise...
What the fuck?
Okay fuck the target location seems to have changed monsters to stay in one place well weird is that a boss?
Nice, huh, boss? oh is that boss resizing nice up boss how are you guys doing Oh! Okay.
Ambie's left the squad?
Wait, what? Bro I upgraded that bitch like crazy!
What do you mean
huh wise why did you disconnect i didn't come back voluntarily i was ejected the connection between the hdd and the hollow was severed. The connection between the HDD and the holo was severed.
Start an emergency debug!
Right.
It's no use...I've tried everything!
I can't restore the connection strange hollow shouldn't so easily affect the hdd
the real issue is nico Nicole and the others.
Without the HDD, we have no way of contacting them inside the Hollow.
No carrot? No proxy? Even with a good aptitude for
ether they'll be corrupted if they stay in the
hollow too long well fuck them you already got their
money there's one more thing we can try what's
this reset it haven't you heard the saying turn What's this? Reset it! Uh...
Haven't you heard the saying, turning it off and back on again can fix anything.
That's actually she right.
Belle didn't you shut it down?
Why is the screen still on?
So,
the connection problems
aren't on our side.
I thought you'd never figure it out.
It's 4chan.
Oh, so this is all the famous proxy things...
Bro, it's 4cha- oh shit!
As you can see, my system is... Bro, it's 4-cha. Oh shit!
Okay.
What do you want?
I want the code to the strong box
what code strongbox wait what's strongbox wait
what's strong box oh tiny dumb do you not understand what's going on
just give me the code to a strong box you can keep repeating yourself but if we don't know
what it is we don't know what it is so you're playing dumb. Okay. I'll have to refresh your memory
This device I've taken control of seems to be important to you
What is this's trying to what
what's this this guy is trying
what's he trying to do your punishment
for lying
database formatting in progress
cinemas formatting complete no my alpha Database formatting in progress did a mess for mine complete
Oh
Damn proud of into meaningless ones and zeros. Damn!
I'll delete some of it this time,
but remember your fate is in my hands now.
Your clients are messing with the wrong person.
They've gone after something they shouldn't
the strongbox i know you have a password from silver's drive
think carefully before you reply this guy it could be a girl!
Alright, let's see
We don't have a...
Oh! The TV!
Okay, I'll transfer the video to a tape.
Alright so we gotta watch this on the TV-
oh shit on the TV. Oh shit! On the Ghetto TV, alright.
That's that system? It has something to do with Nicole?
Okay what does this sir?
Screen flickers in action the videos playing Watch the side Oh. No! More enemies behind too!
Watch the side.
Hey, is this really the right way?
Oh, this is me I'm AFK.
Uh oh. What's going on with the manager? this is me I'm afk Huh? Proxy?
Angry perhaps, because Nicole haggled on the deposit.
Really?! Is that it?!
Of course not!
I got no face... of course not
i got no face strange ever since we entered the hollow it's like the proxy hasn't been leading us are they in some kind of trouble on
the outside hey is everything all right
oh my eyes are red i got the red rings of death
Stop them!
Protect the proxy!
Okay.
Ooh, am I playing now?
Oh shit. Okay.
This mace is actually pretty good.
I'm going to be honest, yeah. I feel like she's actually pretty good.
Especially if she can whoop away- what the fuck?
Okay, alright, we'll fight this guy. okay Gotcha bitch! oh Nice.
Damn, hit him for a thousand?
Holy shit! Okay. damn him for a thousand holy shit okay
girl they're like our landlord on rent day!
Mmhmm.
Oh... there goes the timer again.
You've already stayed in The Hollow four times the recommended amount!
If you don't get in contact soon you can forget about me paying my bill
damn she's going karen on him are those monsters back again?
Not the Ethereals. There's a hollow investigation squad up ahead.
Of course! It's the investigators...
Wait, investigators?
Boss! We're saved!
They're from the investigative association! They have a carrot!
We can ask them
for help and follow them out of the Hollow!
Don't be stupid. Don't you see those public security guys with them?
We're Hollow Raiders. Even if they help us, they'll arrest us right afterwards.
That might be true if it were just us, but with that...
Don't you remember? Public Security's policy!
If you report a proxy they may expunge your record! Wait, they're gonna betray me?
Wait, what the
normal okay boss it's your call to make
what a nasty fucking rat.
Goddamn!
Hmm... Bro, she better not betray us.
Ooh, okay.
Now what?
... Now what? She's a good girl, you think so?
I don't know about that.
I have to say...
I'm touched. Proxies and holo-raider I have to say, untouched.
Proxies and holoraters are wolves stealing profit from the hollows behind the investigative association's back
all constantly ruining each other in the name of greed.
But to protect your secret identity, we actually gave up a chance to escape!
Unfortunately...
The ones being rescued don't seem to plan on returning the favor.
Okay I'll tell you the code. Okay, you've got me.
I'll tell you the code
When's the gameplay? In 30 minutes what- I said that right? Yeah, I said 30 minutes ago we're gonna do spins in an hour
Yeah it so that's to be in 30 minutes
that's whenever the gameplay starts but i need access to the system to do so
still trying to bargain with me you still haven't learned your lesson don't panic the password was recovered
using the proxy network's computing power
and there's a backup on the network we can get
the password if you give us back system control no way proxies hello raiders
none of you can be trusted including ph faith i know you've been secretly trying
to take back control okay wait there's a backup on the proxy
network hand over your internet account i'll
retrieve the strongbox password myself.
Hey, answer me!
Ugh...I almost forgot. The proxy network is the foundation of a proxy's business losing the account is losing
any proof base and every existed isn't that a good thing those in the hollow you'll have to
think quickly they'll become monsters if they stay there too long.
We... we give you the proxy network account, and then?
You've ruined our system! So who will save them?!
I promise I'll save them!
How's that? You have no choice but to trust me
okay i'll give you our proxy account why would
you give it to a hacker oh my god they're literally giving a hacker. Oh my God. They're literally
giving a hacker their account number?
Holy fuck, man.
She's stupid, yeah.
She dumb as hell.
Uh-oh. good mood ask me what's in the strong box that's so important oh something someone like you will never
get your hands on wow i can reveal a little
okay what is it the hollers are changing all the time because it's used to get out function
by calculating a huge amount of hollow data however holo observation equipment accumulates
errors when short date remains valid it must be recalibrated using the hull Uh-huh. the hands of the city's rulers
okay valuable indeed Okay.
Valuable indeed.
I see.
So it really is valuable.
Mm-hmm.
For proxies and holorators,
it must be a dream find.
But has nothing to do with you.
Okay, enough talk. Tell me... What is it don't misunderstand
we are friends so don't push your luck my question is since you're such a master hacker, why not just steal the password from our system?
You learned that passwords are backed up on the proxy network. Why not hack the network and steal it?
True! I don't know what I'm talking about.
Uh oh... You haven't implemented anything else a hacker would.
Instead, you just blackmailed us with Nicole and the other sick Gaelic-some kind of kidnapper.
Well... it looks like that's the best you've got. Which is not as good as you claim to be.
Stop! Just tell me where the backup is!
Don't worry, mystery hacker.
We're helping you.
Uh-oh. Listen carefully.
Can you hear sirens nearby?
What did you do? Oh shit
Did they report him to the police
Damn bro He about Damn, bro!
He about to go to a re-education camp.
Bro he getting swatted.
Oh my god i just called public security and gave them information about a certain internet account wow i get it so that's it it was planned. Wow! You can't abandon your identiest faith and then trick me.
No, you're wrong.
We aren't giving up our identity.
Just our account.
This isn't over.
You'll pay!
He going to jail? We did it!
We've regained full control of the HDD now.
How do you like the game so far?
Um...
I have very mixed feelings.
You're one to talk!
You offered to give them the password
out of the blue
weren't you afraid i wouldn't understand
yeah
i'm kind of uh i'm very mixed about this
great connection restored let's get nicole and the others out of there
okay so now what reconnect to the hdd and save the Cunninghairs.
Alright, let's set off immediately.
Yes!
Let's go on and do it.
It's gonna work! oh this is the boss
oh
nicole and the others are waiting Ooh!
Okay, uh...
Oh wait I messed up. I hit the wrong button.
I'm big stupid stupid that's my bad
oops i hit the wrong button again okay all right all right all right
turn the brain back on.
Okay?
I gotta think, bro.
This shit's hard.
It's just designed for mentally ill middle school girls.
So, like I'm not supposed to even understand this so it's not even my fault.
Okay, so I did that...
Finished! The HDD system is reconnected! Okay, so I did that.
Okay...
Ooh! There she is!
Oh there it is! Oh... I've mutated into a monster.
Rawr rawr!
Oh, that's me!
Andy don't bite my hand. You're gonna hurt your teeth.
Sorry. I was just trying to cheer Nicole up...
...I guess i'm not so good at this.
But you're right!
We've been in the hollow for a long time
even with our ether aptitude it just means we'll become monsters
it's crazy for me to think about how long ago people would say that
unironically this isnically it's not weird it's been like almost 15 years
not caring about others that's nuts
what the bro so you're secretly a good person What the fuck, bro?
So you're secretly a good person?
Is this game
a gotcha as well? Of course it is.
Here's an easy way...
So if there are anime characters on the screen,
It's a gacha game.
You could try to sound a little happier to see us now. It's a gotcha game.
Yeah, so if you see anime characters it's a gotcha.
Just the way it is.
Except Granblue except for one game of Granblue you waiting we've actually been online for a while now except granblue yeah
except for one one game of grand blue he were probably
so pro thank pearl lily thank you very much
to the raid i appreciate it thanks a lot hi guys
hi everything thisa gotcha?
I don't know.
I'm happy to go glimpse of your true self.
Does this game just cutscenes?
Um,
no, it's only 80%. Is this game just cutscenes? Um...
No, it's only 80% cutscenes.
Okay, well now can I go and do the thing?
Billy, Andy, and Nicole are back.
Alright.
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
We're gonna big dick this guy.
Where's this dick sucker? Where's this dick sucker?
Where's this dick sucker?
We're gonna destroy him.
Alright, let's go.
Oh!
What the fuck?
Oh, I gotta get him in there.
Ooooooooh!
Look at that damage.
Look at that damage.
I'm doing all this with one button by the way.
Dumb bitch. Get the fuck out of here
i'm so good at this game okay oh they're all dead
okay good let's keep going
Ooh I wonder if mobs are gonna spawn here
Oh my god! They did
Okay
I actually think this girl is like insanely fucking good.
Like, because she groups the mobs.
Like that's INSANELY fucking good.
She in bad? No no it-it's not even about like...
...about what you're doing. She ain't bad. No, no, it's not even about like... About like her damage.
Her damage is dog shit.
But being able to do that
is so OP.
I should've leveled her up.
Look at that dick sucker trying to attack me. I should have leveled her up.
Look at that dick sucker trying to attack me! Get the fuck out of here, fuck you!
You see that? That's so fucking- dude how is that not insane?!
That's crazy!
Get out of here, bitch.
Looks cheap? I bet you can play this on mobile.
I got a good feeling about that too.
I'll bet you can!
I think your right!, let's go down over here.
Ooh, I see.
Ooh, there's a purple one that's a boss that's a mo-flugging boss
what's this
that's not a boss it's just a random guy how are you feeling
yeah see how insane that is So fucking good.
Yeah, that black hole she does is nuts.
I feel like
that's super useful.
I'm not just saying that because she's hot, right?
Like actually...I actually think that like that's so good
Crazy oh shit
Fuck out Oh shit, okay. Get the fuck out of here.
This is on a hard mode by the way.
Okay! I wish I knew when to hit the button. gotcha Get away from me! Ooh. Ooooooh!
Okay,
now what? I guess we'll get that.
Big money. Let me get this big money get that big
money and then we'll go to the green thing
what's the green thing i don't know but let's go to here
the cretin hall deeper than an abandoned mine fading tracks flash drives
okay is that so the manager cut off all comms with us because a hacker infiltrated their device. So it wasn't because of Nicole hackling on the price?
Could I have gotten even more? Hmm. So the proxy thinks there's something up with the flash drive holding the password. Is that hackers using it to trace you?
We checked the HDD for security risks and that was the most likely
oh that's the case happy america day thank you man snatch the strong box for themselves
they're working a commission for someone else
just like us if it weren't for the proxies intervening
we'd be the ones on the firing line isn't that called this game's march 7th oh yeah she is i think she's hotter than mark seven
thanks i think uh yeah you guys agree on that yeah i think Thanks, I think.
Yeah, you guys agree on that?
Yeah. I think...
Mm-hmm.
Hmm... Hmm. I like March over Nicole, honestly.
No, March has a better personality but Nicole has bigger
boobs. So Nicole's better
I got a charge
double my price to that agent
Nicole
I suggest speeding up the search
We're reaching the limits of our Aether aptitude in this hollow.
If our combat strength drops again due to corruption...
How long have we been playing? I have no idea.
Probably like two hours, something like that?
Accidents?
You mean like that red fang dude
who mutated into that superior level
ethereal?
Yeah, that Delahan is probably still looking for us in the hollow.
Ambie's right! We have to speed things up and find the strong blocks before that monster dies!
They weren't dragons as long as we're true.
Lead us to our target!
Carried around their heads like a lantern.
Uh oh...
Oooh, we gonna do the boss you say that shit manifestation of spatial disorder
show the Fisher once you step into it you ready to fall i'm ready to go
get a little tough here let's go okay we're seasoned hollow raiders
season powell raiders okay oh wow it's another set of TVs.
Okay.
Looks like we'll probably do the spins after this event
after i get back into the main area is this where the strongboxes
slow down taking your surroundings first you have to plan out our best route.
You're the pro, so you call
the shots. Does I get
to go and do the thing?
Okay,
I'm just gonna run around.
What happens if I go into gas mat- wait what?
Ooh...
Uh...
Corruption inflicted radicalize both enemies and allies deal more damage. Well, that's good.
Okay.
So what happens if I attack this guy?
Nothing?
Okay.
What about this?
Not yet.
Okay, I want to go do this
Ether dewdrops
What does this say? Collect and store
away for now.
Restore everybody's health, okay
I'm gonna just get a health restore
Let's do this
I'm ready to go to work. damn
damn we gotta fight him
all right
let's do it.
Oh, what's up pussy? Get the fuck out of here!
I'm gonna get you! i thought that was animation welcome so i figured Nope Bitch what's happening right now?
Nobody fucking knows!
I have no idea. I'll show you! Ooh, that's a lot of damage.
This guy's getting destroyed eliminating Yes.
I know this might seem pretty crazy,
but I could have played that with a garage door opener and
I probably would've done better.
We still have a serious issue to solve.
The data we used-
Your call almost died?
Yeah, but it didn't.
It's level one.
This traction path is no longer valid. Yeah, but it didn't. It's level one!
Does it feel as button mashy as it looks? No, it's more button mashy than
it looks.
Damn!
So unfair!
I didn't even get the chance to have dinner with Monika!
But... it's been a good life.
Calm down, we'll figure something out.
It's a bit early to give up i have another idea
but it requires your authorization nicole
oh Go for it!
Listen to the planet first.
The mysterious person who hacked into my system said the Strongbox contains something like the Rosetta data, Something that could be used to get in and out
of the Hollows. If that's
true, we can use it to get out
of the Hollow. But I need your
permission to open it."
Uh-huh? that doesn't your client want it too aren't you gonna think about it even
a little it's life and death here besides if i don't get out who's gonna bring up the strong box
just open it you already know the code right
yes what's the code warn you this is a gamble i'm not sure what the consequences of forcefully accessing
the data might be great there's one thing i don't understand
why risk coming back to help us when your real body was already outside the hollow?
You could have just left. What are you planning?
Abby!
What are you suggesting?
Uh oh.
I promised to get you out. So that's around two.
Of course, I have a backup plan.
If i fail the HDD system will automatically post a commission
To get you out on internet
If that happens, I'll...
Don't worry.
Whatever happens, we'll go to the store
and save you!
It'd be nice
if you just paid your bill.
Ooh, is this like Cyberpunk?
I'm gonna put this in my head and then Keanu Reeves is going to pop out?
Uh-oh
okay Okay.
I got an X there?
Oh, I see those are corruptions...okay, I get it.
Now what?
Oh, it's a nuclear explosion.
Okay.
... I'm sorry. so is that like bad or some shit you're
scaring me wake ups and conditions
Shall not authorize others to use
May not be transferred in any way
Manager
You did it
We Got out manager you did it we got out
you agree to give full authorization when necessary to protect i don't even
know what the hell happened of you and this existence
the bangboo is twitching we better go to the store and take a look okay what terms
what is she saying?
Fine with me. I disagree
Nope
No bitch I ain't Nope. No, bitch!
I ain't part of the system.
I disagree. Uh stop, it hurts! Uh uh brother.
My entire body!
Uh uh I ain't signing that shit.
Fine with me okay I, I agree- Man...
Ma- Bro!
I guess they must have got this from Microsoft.
Damn, how about that?
Force consent? force consent Ghost? Genie? Yo-kai?
No, it's fairy.
The world thinks they're about to get interesting!
6th Street Video Store.
What's up, bitch?
How did I get back where's the data chip where's nicole and the others and how did i get back here hey take it
easy they're still recovering.
I'll explain everything but first tell me what happened after reading the data.
Okay...
I explained this fucking bullshit!
That sounds like a bad dream or something you'd watch in a movie bullshit.
Well, that's funny. How do you After you read the data on the chip our bangboo went out of control
It seemed to have some kind of how do you call it? Bangboo man like
Stage lights at 404 live
We thought the extraction plan had failed
Of all the names.
Like, how do you do that?
You didn't secretly record me did you she didn't secretly record me did you Bell that's what you're worried
about I'd known you'd be in such high spirits
they would have recorded you
damn okay just let me finish
i was all in a panic then nicole and the
others rushed over with a mysterious
doctor
an acquaintance of theirs i guess. They pulled you out
of the HDD. The cunning hairs
went out to investigate.
There is some good news! She paid her
bill in full! Although
some of it went to the medical bill and bangboo repairs.
I haven't told you the real bad news yet.
Damn, bitch!
Go take a look at the computer...
But be prepared.
Damn!
You're stressing me out!
Now, don't freak out.
Barry? You there? He's finally here.
Belle... this is...
What's this? well this is
what's this it's a milk bottle oh oh
what's going on? System reset complete. I am in type 3 general UI equipped with sequential integration. Development code, fairy.
What the fuck?
So, bet that gave you a shock.
What's the fuck?
The HP system rebooted after you passed out and there she was. Hacker, we're in! What the fuck?
Hacker, we're in!
Yep.
I've heard this voice before.
It was in my head. Oh was unconscious oh that's actually oh
yeah correct ima type 3 general purpose ai equipped this is going to be the future next year
you can call me everybody's gonna be anime,
we're going to have robot rabbits
and AI is going to do everything
And we are going to bring back VCRs for some reason
Wait! What user agreement? Oh yeah sounds great See everybody thinks Vcrs are good that's like a self-report
that you're not you're like a zoomer no challenge like no they were not
like you have no idea how much better dvds were leave it to me yeah okay all right
here we go i'll give it a try would be worse for it yes the worst everything master i know
and transfer of data to a third party, which will hinder your career as an illegal holo-investigator commonly known as a proxy.
I can assist you in recovering your losses and rebuilding your reputation as a proxy. Oh. So she's just gonna tell us to do deleted data, but I can help you rebuild your database.
So she's just going to tell us to do all the work again?
Over 80% of all smart devices in the city.
Oh, that's what people are worried about.
And real-time analysis of hollow extraction patterns. That's what people are worried about.
Okay... Okay. services and private information gathering commonly known as internaut to find a commission that is appropriate for your current state please choose an appropriate time
to carry out the operation according to your preference. I look
forward to working with you, Master.
A fairy actually had filtered
out some of the commissions. Difficulties just right for a new
account? Okay, our ability is the real deal.
It's too early to confirm.
No need to rush.
You just woke up Pantheon's account.
We lost everything.
The new account we're using is Asmongold.
It's a fresh start.
Oh if its' a new account I shouldn't end at ZachRar.
Checking
new commission background. Talk about
everything once we get everything else ready. Okay, good.
Alright, good.
Well fuck yeah.
Oh I have to go up- oh I can go upstairs now!
Oh wow...
November 715? wow November
715
does it go that high?
okay okay
it's getting late let's hope i don't run into any more trouble let's rest
after this
what's this?
This one has a lot of red things.
Let's do this!
Wait, what did I just do?
I have no idea what the fuck I'm doing.
So much happened in one day. It's overwhelming. Okay.
Wasn't a dream, I wonder what exactly our agreement entails?
Hopefully tomorrow is more peaceful.
Good morning and did you sleep well? I had trouble sleeping. Okay. stores be on the back burner it's really been too long since i took care of the store okay
let's retrieve each of the overdue video tapes our neighbors borrowed okay
this seems like a stupid enough thing that after i do this
after i do this we're doing the spence yeah this seems super dumb.
Yeah, let's do spins after this.
Goddamn.
She can keep it.
Okay.
Good morning.
All right. video store is reopening
Little vacation there, so they can come all this way
Okay, yeah sure
Great and she wants us to play the arcade
That's nice.
What a nice girl.
What's this?
Ten Master with his big wooden dick nose.
What's up man, how you doing?
Welcome!
We have a new roast in today. Please, have a taste.
The cafe isn't open? Oh why not...
Okay... Oh it said I had to have to return some videotapes.
I should've said that. I'll be there for sure.
Okay so we did that and I guess this introduces
you the other characters. Oh oh wow it's three rabbits
ask give change wait why would i want to give that thing money right here here you go it's about to
overduce today quickly is this more open
did i know yes is it open or not?
We're open and we're getting a store ready right now.
Renovation isn't
done yet. Okay so
it doesn't ready.
Yes, it does not ready.
See renovation Yes, it does not ready. C-rank materials...
Okay so I can buy this?
Confirm.
I should buy this?
Oh, it's locked! Okay, I can't buy anymore.
Okay so this is like a store thing.
Got it.
Bro I found a mysterious creature could it be a sprite or wild tiger?
Are you in danger?
I'm on my way!
I found a cat.
Okay...
Great, now we don't have to worry about dinner.
Let's go i'm hungry man i haven't eaten since yesterday
what's this oops that hit the wrong button.
There you are but petting it for so long come on and try-
Wait she wants me to pet that
Fuck this bitch fuck this bitch
Get the fuck out of here bitch!
Fuck you man.
Fuck you bitch!
Oh wow... Oh, wow.
Wow! It's a cat that's crazy so they have those in this game um I just infinitely pet the cat until I press exit?
You've been petting that kitty for quite a while now aren't your legs sore I want to stay with the cat forever and ever.
Don't worry, I'll think of something. Let's take a picture that way you can be
with the cat at any time
what is smart cat it's good at finding a camera
what if the cats actually uh f i... F. I'm pressing F.
I'm pressing F. Press and hold F. Oh.
Okay.
Oh, I see.
You're not in the picture.
It's just a cat.
Oh man!
That's a real good one guys!
Look at that!
Damn...
Oops. That's me not you sorry.
Not you.
Is the photo taken? Your photography skills are as reliable as ever.
The cat got me so distracted I couldn't think straight.
Jesus!
Intro
not perk pal? What
the fuck is... Bro, is a that's that's that's a scam event
has been unlocked
internaut ad for newcomers okay I want
to stroke the cat. Wait...
Can I pet the cat again?
It doesn't let me pet the cat again! What the fuck?! Why not? Ohhhh! Oh!
I see. So those are like special boxes that I have to go loot. Can I go in the dumpster?
No.
Ooh, can I go up there?
No.
Nice!
Okay.
Gamba... I think it is getting pretty close guys
it's getting pretty close we gotta get started on that True. Oh,
young lady storms through the door while you're discussing
the restocking plan.
You guys are getting new stock? this girl looks like she plays animal crossing i've already
watched every video's tape in the store 10 times are you stupid're super loyal customer.
The video store always has the same videotapes, do they really want to stay
open? I come back here because your taste in
movie aligns with mine?
Are you planning to reorganize?
You formulated a new business strategy.
Business strategies, okay I'll do my best
to beat customers needs. Seeing 18 be
so enthusiastic makes me want to help. Oh, that's one
of the bang bros, right?
I can help with that. Wait.
Wait, so this girl wants a job?
What?
... Wait, so this girl wants a job? What? Okay.
I don't want to give this bitch
a job. Who cares about her?
Lucky boo? Oh! about her. Lucky
Boo? I thought that was a
lucky boo. It's
Saturday morning, have a great day.
Wait, it's not.
It's fucking Thursday.
What the fuck do you mean it's Saturday?
Give me my nightseas bathroom.
We'll do the spins in just a bit.
Don't worry about it.
That's F1? What the hell is F1?
What the fuck?!
Okay, I'll be right back. so so so so so so all right what the hell this Why is their booze big?
I don't know.
Like, what... I know why actually
so that way people would buy it.
So let's see.... This is some bullshit here
Okay these are all just like
the new items. Okay got it
Start demo to get
the rewards. Fuck that!
Okay, we're in some store management tips from Bangro18
Okay, let's get our tapes sorted
Okay... choose the most popular genre our tape sorted.
Okay,
choose the most popular genres to attract more
customers. Starlight Night?
Add.
Coffee Mate? Add. Don't Touch? Add. Coffee Mate, add!
Don't touch, add!
I have no idea what the fuck this means
Okay Copyrightity videotape.
Leave store promotion?
What the fuck, a store promotion?
When dinnies pour in
prosperously currently open...
Oh, so this is like...
It's like farming currency.
Okay I got it.
That makes sense.
18 looks so cool when he's promoting the store.
Okay, don't reopen old wounds. Okay.
Jesus, bro!
Sure let's go. Alright, let's do it.
Okay and... Let me go over to the arc- wait there's an arcade.
Okay lets go to the Arcade. After we do this arcade thing were gonna do dispense
Yeah I actually wanna see this
Manager! You're finally here!
Yeah I wanna see this.
Uh it's only been a few minutes since
he messaged me. But...
It's only been a few minutes since you messaged me
I know but all the hustle and bustle minutes since you messaged me by the way have been released one is called snake
The two dudes having a snake duel?
Is that it?
Teaming up with you sounds fun.
Alright.
Woohoo! I knew you'd
come on, let's show everyone what we're made of. Hell yeah!
You better not slow me down.
Don't you worry about that, I was studying tactics through the crack in the door
before you got here. Let's get
in there! Godfinger is pretty
packed today. There won't be any
seats left if we dilly-dally.
Okay, Dilli enters the arcade. Let's see the arcade.
Alright let's see this... ah yeah.
Oooh! Alright, let's see this. Uh yeah...
Fuck no bitch!
Arcade mode?
What the hell?
Oh my god look at all this.
Snake duel clash?
Alright, ranking...
Game leaderboard not available yet. Select!
Okay I'm not gonna read what to do.
Yeah I'm just gonna play the game.
Wait am I playing against other real people?
Fuck.
I should have read it!
It's PvP?!
Oh fuck!
I didn't know that.
Match? Okay.
Wait, no there's no way. There's no way.
Which one am i
oh these guys are losers So does this work like Slither.io? Or if I...
Fuck, he's getting away! or like if i
fuck he's getting away
okay we're gonna oh That guy's a loser. I've never played this game before.
I never did this game.
It's not even fair! What a dick sucker,, are you kidding me? Okay let me go over here. Alright.
Oh I'm so good at this game. I'm so good at this game.
I'm so good.
These guys suck.
I've got a whole minute left?
Oh, it's over.
Yeah, it's so over.
Okay, let's get this one.
Yeez- oh man bro!
Okay lemme go get all these.
Bro it's laggy. It's lag!
I'm being serious.
There's like lag bro.
A what? No! I'm not sure if this is the best way to do it, but I think you can just jump on the platform and get a little bit of health.
You don't have to be too careful with that, though.
The only thing I'd like to see see this, but the game is actually pretty much a. Wait, I won?
Oh, we're on a team.
Was I trying to kill my teammate?
Oh!
I didn't even know that.
So what else is this soul hounds so you can play game what the hell is this so This is awful.
I can't fucking...
You have to put J? Why would you want J?
Who the fuck would make J the attack- oh I guess I just play like this.
Oh no!
Okay... okay is this good am i winning i feel like i'm winning right Oh shit, I can't do that. Okay...
I think I'm
doing-I don't know what,
I don't know any-I'm dead!
Fuck!
Okay...
Alright, what are the other ones? There's one more right?
No it's these two. Okay
The pvp version of it no i'll lose
Grab the achievement no, I'm chilling man. What are the achievements? Oh shit
Holy- oh my god. I have to beat these games?
Oh my oh my
oh
holy shit
okay so we did it then thanks Thanks for coming! Hope you had a great time!
Multiplayer mode sure is more fun than single player.
I didn't do too badly there. You're just as good as me.
A little bit rusty these days. there you're just as good as me
a little bit rusty these days give me a few days practice while ourselves real contest okay billy left redundant okay go back to the rest all right gentlemen
is it time?
I think it's time.
All right.
Store!
And we've got... This is the, I guess a battle pass or some shit?
This is some sort of bundle thing?
I don't know how this works signal shops
i don't know what the fuck this is okay now i know what this
is okay so f, free pulls.
Free pulls and F1.
Okay?
Where are they
cunning generosity
wait it just gave me?
Wait... wow.
Okay! Awesome!
Holy shit! Awesome.
Holy shit!
Damn, I'm probably getting paid to fuck out!
Holy... Okay.
Watch the official teaser to have trained Polychrome? View now.
You're about to exit the game and head to a browser.
Okay...
Damn, this shit says it's got...
Wow.
A million people have done
this shit?
Okay.
Let's watch it.
Okay. okay let's watch it so so so so oh this may i'm the guest of honor so so what the What the fuck? Bro, I have no idea what's happening.
... Oh, that's the same mob. the fall was easy Damn.
Damn!
Wow, free codes here? Yeah, I'll look at the codes and shit like that. Okay, claim.
Alright, I watched it.
Great!
I have the feet girl. That was...
Bro, that was some of the shameless... Like, that was some of the shameless like that was some
of the most shameless i've ever seen that was crazy wow okay so i can claim
that okay good and then this is trial number two and I guess this is okay. I'm understanding this
Okay got it. All right, so
The next thing I need to do
Is The next thing I need to do... is
Okay Okay. Give me a minute.
Gamba, it's time? I wonder if they have my payment information saved from the other game?
I guess we're gonna find out right now.
Finish this standard pull first? It doesn't matter, I'll just do it now.
Okay... um... it actually does.
It does.
I don't know what I was expecting, but yeah.
It absolutely does have it saved.
Okay.
So...
What the hell?
Okay. What the hell? Oh.
Okay... Okay.
Payment successful! Oh, good!
Alrighty and there we go. Give me a minute.
Funding the CCP?
Yeah I just hope that they can make sure
That people learn to not disrespect the state
Absolutely
Okay
Yeah, 100% brother Okay.
Yeah, 100%, brother.
Hopefully they can build a few more camps with this.
I bet it probably takes a lot of money to keep all those people
in those work camps, man.
They need the help
i bet you again that's here on your first spin oh i know i will
okay uh i'll do one more and then I'm done.
I don't want to do a whole lot.
I wonder if this is... I think this is the fifth time.
Let me see if my bank locks the account.
It did!
It actually did!
Transaction rejected. transaction rejected oh my god okay um did you authorize this yes i did okay
um call the bank well the bank's trying to help me out.
Let's be honest,
right?
Yeah,
that's what they want.
Yeah,
W Bank.
Yeah,
exactly. Okay um let's see here
Alright
Okay all right okay
alright
man
who's ready to waste money on this piece of shit?
Who's ready?
You guys ready to waste money on this piece of shit game?
I'm so ready, absolutely!
Oh yeah.
100%.
Okay.
Um...
So let's see what we got here.
Did the game change your life?
No, but it changed my bank account balance.
Okay!
Here we go!
So we have our...we have here uh this is, I guess, the
banner. And this is the
base banner. So let's
start with this one.
Like, because this is a
what do you call it?
This is for the 10 polls and everything.
Right? So I should do these now
And then wrong poles.
No, no, no.
Cause this get, you get a guaranteed in 30, right?
Because it's like a new player thing.
So we hit 50 on this
and then we go to the exclusive banner.
Trust me, I've played this game
four other times before this. Like, just
so you know, every
single one of these games is the exact
same.
They're all
the exact same. Like, every
one of these games does this it's the same mechanics
the same design everything it's the same you've got your uh those are your standard polls
these are your uh you know season polls or your specific banner
polls. That's probably
your
free-to-play currency.
This is probably the pay-to-win currency.
These are the different banners. There's the banner banners there's the banner for the character
the banner for the empowering device for the character it's like if you've seen one slot
machine you've seen all of them and this is the same thing okay here we go if it ain't broke don't fix it well speaking
of being broke let's go ahead and get started all right let's go easiest game in my life let's do it Oh.
Easiest game of my life, let's do it.
Come on.
Give me a fucking yellow.
Give me a fucking yellow.
Come on, come on, come on, come on.
Fuck!
I got two reds... er, purples though
That's decent
Yeah, no that's fine
That's not a video
Garbage, garbage, garbage
Ooh, garbage Garbage is bad.
That's bad. Nobody gives a shit about
this bitch. Get the fuck off my screen.
Okay, get out of here. Okay, I don't want her.
She's stupid.
Actually, like, bro, this guy's really good
Like I'm gonna be real like I'm happy. I got him. I am I'm glad why he's actually really good
Okay Here we go. We'll do another one Okay.
Here we go.
We'll do another one.
Bro, she spins with a two-handed axe?
Maybe she is good then.
Is special animation if you got yellow okay?
Yeah, we'll see.
You're gonna see that special animation right now because I'm about to get it. Here we go.
Damn, bro. Damn bro I got one.
Oh woah this is what a joke bro like wow! Jesus oh god this is
this is bad bro like skip i'll skip after i get the purple one that's usually how i do it okay all right Okay, alright bro.
Alright, alright.
I guess we'll play this bitch.
Like yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, we're gonna have to now.
Alright.
This is the guaranteed five star.
Now of
the characters that I could get...
Hmm.
Not the dog.
Not the dog.
I don't know what I would get, but not the dog.
There's no way
I'm going to get the dog.
Here we go.
The dog is
peeing?
Really?
Oh, fuck.
Okay.
I guess I've got to be a furry today. Oh! Oh, I see.
So it does that.
Damn!
Damn!
We got ourselves an S. Alright, let's go.
So it plays a rap song if you- Bro, that is so
fucking funny okay the furry song let's see all right
alright if I get him I'm happy come on Come on.
Ooh, that's garbage,
garbage, garbage.
I think you wasted your selector? No,
that's not how the game works.
Ooh! Okay. Add time! Head of Bellabog Industries Instruction Team at your service. Okay...
Alright, here we go.
It's going to be the next one I'm pretty sure.
Next one.
Next one 100%.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go. Reporting for go, let's go, let's go!
Is- is that good?
Was that good?
No. You try, try, shame up In the cell to find me No need for a
Pulse of heaven
So you try
Your eye on
this You got timer attacks? Ayo, fuck that shit.
I ain't doing that!
Better ambi?
Wait so I leveled that bitch up for nothing?!
Damn!
She's cool as fuck, has a fire sword?
Okay. Yeah we're gonna try her then
Well fuck yeah
Daaamn
I got Soldier 76
Fuck yeah!
Big stats, look at that crit rate
skills
Basic attack, physical damage, fire damage
That's cool.
Alright, we gotta try it out.
Okay.
So now I have two more
single pulls for standard.
Maybe
I should do one more ten pull
just to get the rest of these
and then I'll do
the other one
because it's basically then I'll do the other one.
Because it's basically like I got two free ones already, right?
No? Okay, alright, I won't do it.
Alright.
So we got the new character.
It's going...
All right, let's see.
You have 10 free pulls in this door?
I already got them.
Hmm. Hmm. I already got them. Let's do it, guys.
Insufficient bullshit, okay.
I don't know what this is but it's just gonna... Okay there we go!
Yeah, let's try and build a slide so That's crazy.
Hey, yo, yo! Look!
Look, that's just the way it goes!
That's the way it is!
What? What what what?!
Woah, what y'all mad for?
Well, I think that's just the way it is winners win
that's right it's the easiest game of my life streamer fire? Cry all you fucking want!
Fuck you, you lose to 50-50? I don't care if I lose it or not.
It only took me 10 pulls polls I'll just get
it again
I don't have any of the new characters
so if I get in if I can a new character
that's good for me
I actually can't lose right now which I
can't lose right now. I can't lose.
Here we go.
Like a boss? Exactly.
Ooh, garbage.
Only took you ten pulls fix. I'm good
Garbage Second one of him I got.
Yeah, shut up pussy! Get the fuck off the screen.
Next? Great, I can't- Dude, i love going through different color soccer balls
bro i got a red power ranger soccer ball That's just what I wanted.
Alright, alright here we go.
Welcome back.
I forget what comes next.
Wow!
On my first fucking one.
That's crazy.
Damn.
We got her, boys?
We did. we got her.
That's...
How is it that easy?
I'm surprised this is that easy man!
Holy shit!
Winners win? Yeah, I guess guess so you're really good
i know it's like you bro i'm a professional at this
on my literally my first one Wow Oh my fucking god.
That is so fucking funny to me.
That's hilarious.
That's the funniest thing that has happened to me all day.
Should I go get the weapon?
I think I should go get the weapon, right?
Her damage is insane yeah yeah let's just go let's go get the weapon too why
not right i mean shit
god damn man God damn, man.
That is crazy.
Like...
Man. Man.
That's nuts.
That guy's watching?
I bet he is.
I bet he is, aye.
It's just business as usual.
It's just like literally so...
Do you remember whenever i got G on in the Wuthering Waves closed beta on my first tentpole?
And then I got two seals at the beginning of Honkai Star Rail.
And then... uh... fuck what was the other one oh i had every single character six starred out
in hunk and uh in what was it called tower of fantasy one time I got three in one pull.
Y'all might have
forgot this shit.
I still have it saved on my desktop.
Wait, do I?
Oh, maybe I don't
Where's this shit
Yeah
Remember that?
It's not a big deal bro, like that's just the way it is.
What was crazy? Yeah you deserved it of course yeah the easiest game in my life
how many times did he roll once i've rolled one time
literally one time.
Show us that drawing picture earlier?
I don't have any weird shit, like bro you think I save weird shit on my fucking phone?
On my computer? No, none of this is
weird shit. This is all just like normal
random ass shit. Like oh here's yeah I got this one
Let's see what else we got
But that well Not that.
What are we doing on here?
Got a little bit of Burning Crusade!
Oh man...
This is some good memories, man.
This shit was fucking stupid, bro.
Whatever happened to Aiden Ross?
Well I got anymore of these?
Oh man...
There's gotta be one more dumbass fucking photo this is titled i can fix her oh my god
man i could go through these for a while.
Jesus! Man. oh god
oh never mind
let me just cancel that
it doesn't work.
Oh yeah!
Us rating tier 5?
Damn there's a lot of these.
Holy shit.
Oh, this is me playing Vampire Survivors.
This is all the way back from the Final
Fantasy days.
Holy shit, alright, alright, alright let's go back.
I can reminisce later on.
Where's the horse pictures?
Yeah, I don't know about that.
Sure man we saw it, I don't know about that. Sure man we saw it...
I mean yeah!
I had a picture of my ex-girlfriend saved on my computer
Yep, that's right
I did
Yeah, it was an old computer. That's right.
You all saw? Yeah that's...
Yeah that-that's the way it is.
It should yeah, way it is.
It should? Yeah I mean there it is. I mean yeah it's not a big deal.
Alright here we go!
Horror pictures you're getting mad because she's showing her boobs?
You can take it up with her, man. I don't give a fuck.
Alright here we go let's do this!
Let's see if I get the weapon.
Okay, I got one purple. That's fine.
All trash? No it's okay! If I get... no, I need a lot of the purple weapons right?
The purple weapons are good.
Skip! Yeah, yeah, you're right.
You're right. Skip, skip, skip.
Okay, where's that? What'd I get?
Oh wow!
Ooh! i get oh wow
what the what the oh my god all right all right that's for What the fuck?
Oh my god.
Alright, alright.
That's for electric damage.
Okay, let's do it again.
Let's hit it again.
Deep Sea Visitor.
That's the one I gotta go and get.
Alright. Oh, I just got that one there. Okay let's do it.
This is a ten-pole? Let's get it again.
I got the drill on ya, I know.
Alright big dick, big dick, big dick, big dick. Big dick! Big dick! BIG DICK!
BIG DICK!
Come on...
Two purples
TWO PURPLES
TWO PURPLES
Yes I got it
Alright
This one down here is purple
My webcam's covering it up
I've got two purples that's a big dub oh wow
damn actually looks pretty good i'm gonna be real. I think that looks cool.
Don't worry, you got it?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I know, I know, I know.
Let me get the next one.
Only weapon?
Yeah, yeah. This is a good weapon for base support. Yeah, I agree, yeah.
That's a good weapon for base
support? Yeah, I agree, man.
Like that was decent enough. What's this?
Alright, it's gonna be the next one right here.
Ooh!
I got another drill. Alright.
I don't know if that's good or not but I probably should get whatever uses that.
Alright, let's hit it again. This is the third one.
Third spin. Here we go.
Another one. Let's get another one
here we go
is this a um just real quick.
Uh, is... I only got one.
Only got one.
Is this a 75%
or a 50?
Okay. Is this a 75% or a 50? Look at that.
75, okay, alright, alright.
That's easy. I get that 100%.
100%, you rounded up. That's 100%. right all right that's easy i get that 100
hundred percent you round it up that's a hundred percent
that's three right was that three? Okay. All right, so this is going to be four now we're at four.
All right.
We're good.
Hit it.
Let's see it.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on. Come on. Come on. Hit it. Let's see it
Come on, come on, come on
Two- two purples, two purples There's only one
Motherfucker bro, mother fucker
Oh my god!
I just want two purples, bro.
I just want two purples.
That's it.
That's all I need.
A bunch of dog motherfucking shit.
What are the- oh my god.
I got this thing.
I do think that this one is so cool though like
the design of this is amazing.
I love that. That's so cool.
It's actually a really cool design.
Okay let's do it again.
This for the blue girl nah we don't want that all right let's go sure
i kept pulling for another allen doesn't matter i'll get that after this here we go
two two two fuck i didn't get to okay
Nah, nah bro. We didn't get it oh
But we did get the red power ranger shit, right?
I mean that's what it's about
It could be worse, right?
There we go
Launch counter Okay so this is just like
an all-around good item. That's
decent. Yeah, not so bad. Use up all your luck.
No, no, I haven't.
I haven't. Like sometimes you get
unlucky but like sometimes you have to...
Anytime that you're getting unlucky this is like a um...
This is the way that you have to gamble.
Is that when you're losing,
you have to keep gambling
because eventually
you will win
and you will break out
of that losing streak but if you quit
you're quitting a loser right and then whenever you win
you want to keep playing so you keep winning.
So basically the advice is
you never stop gambling.
That's right!
You gotta ride it out,
yeah cause if you're winning, you're not gonna quit on a
winning streak and if your losing, you don't wanna
quit a loser either. So the only right way to do it is
to just keep gambling no matter what
give me two just give me two give me two. Just give me two, just give me two. I got one.
Dog shit.
Literal dog shit.
Like actual dog shit bro like that's six out of eight?
Okay this is gonna be like my uh my soft uh soft pity right so like all right
it's fine because if i get this it's all doesn't matter
like does not even matter all right let's go let's get it
here we go can you explain how the letters work yeah
uh b sucks a is good and then s is really good
it's the yellow one you're looking for the yellow one.
Alright, here we go. Only got 1A. See that's an a that's not so good
that's also good that's seven to eight bro so am i gonna hit hard pity then
don't am i I gonna hit hard pity?
Damn, bro. What?!
Oh my god!
Alright alright alright That's fine
Do one single? I ain't gonna do that bullshit.
Let's go!
Let's get it done!
Alright, this is the easiest game of my fuckin' life.
Watch this
I'm just
losing on purpose so i don't want people to
feel bad. Alright here we go
So i should hopefully get it for sure, right?
Yes
Damn all right All right Damn! Alright.
Alright.
We're looking for the shark.
We need the shark, bro.
We have to get the shark.
It's gotta be the shark.
Come on!
Come on! I'm gonna go for a shotgun So enjoy the ride There are things you can't control
Or just be cruel
And that's the sound
Embrace your resolve
Stop, get this war Get away from me I
feels good sure does am
got damn I was here yeah Damn.
God damn, I was here? Yeah maybe it's a double It's not, it would show us the double
Cause like it shows
the amount of ones you got ahead of time
The game is finished Win No, bro. Winners
win. That's right. Winners win, boys.
I
win the 50-50 on my first
pull. I win the 75-25.
I'm winning everything, bro. I'm winning everything, bro.
Like, I'm winning everything.
How is it this easy for me to win this game?
Like, honestly, like...
Bro, like, I would just quit.
Wow!
Easiest game of my
fucking life!
So fucking easy!
God damn! Do all gcha games play rap music when you spin no they don't that's a new thing
it needs to be an old thing i'll tell you that all right we're gonna we're gonna roll another
one of these characters we're going to see if i can roll another one of these characters.
We're going to see if I can get another one of these motherfucking characters.
And also I could get another one of the characters in the game too which would be good.
Now how fast do y'all think I'm gonna get it?
The blue girl?
Yeah, I can maybe get her. How y'all think
it's gonna happen?
In 20? You guys think 20?
I'm thinking like 50, honestly.
I'm feeling like 50. honestly. I'm feeling like 50
because it's going to average out right
but
if it's less than 50, I win
Like, I like
It's a big win if it's less than 50.
Okay, here we go.
Okay, okay. That's the first one i got i got one i got one i got one let's see what it be
let's see what it'd be let's see what it'd be. Nope!
Get off the screen.
One more, one more. Get off the screen.
Dog shit.
We're just gonna skip this shit.
Sukaku? the shit dumbass fucking name that shit is get the fuck out of here a stupid-ass monster girl bullshit get the the out of here
all right she's good yeah good at getting ignored that she wears a mask though
that's probably a good idea all right all right all right that's the first one that's the first
one let's get the second one here we go
you keep getting little girls bro let me tell you something in this game even the guys look getting little girls? Bro, let me tell you something. In this game even the guys look like little girls
Like I'm just being honest
Let's see so Just shout it all the signs Like a kingdom, it's my unite
I'll present a treasure for him to find
Reach up far away and take your prize
Lock it or not at least you try and take a prize I can't lie
at least
you try
she must
eat yourself
he loses
or I answer it
no doubt
face
north side
your children
so you join the rock this I
Heard it. Hey, I heard it Ready to have me shut this shit off?
You ready?
Y'all ready?
Yeah. Y'all ready? Let's get it.
That's crazy!
That's cra- wow!
Wow bro, that's great! Wow! Wow, bro. That's nuts! And that's something special.
Stop cheating? Oh I'm just playing the game man
and that's just the way it is.
Ready for duty. Anytime. Great!
Alright...
I think it's number 5, i think it's the fifth one
all right y'all ready who's ready I've been waiting for you monster.
Oh man, That's crazy
Damn, that is crazy
Where'd he go?
Hey where did he go? WHERE'D HE GO?! EY! WHERE'D HE GO?!
Awww man, aww what the hell happened where did he go?!
Aww bro, wha-
Awww shit
Damn Awww, shit! Damn.
Damn man I say that's something special.
That's crazy!
That's crazy how fucking easy this game is.
Goddamn!
Honestly, I didn't even really want this character again.
To be real-I was thinking maybe I'd get
another character. I didn't even
want this one, I just got it. You know?
That's just the way it is.
Got two of them in 30
pulls? That's just the way it goes, man.
That's the way it go!
Man...
You're way too lucky- Yeah maybe I'll have to do standard pull banners.
Yeah, I have to do that, right? I'm gonna
have to. What crazy
fucking luck? This is normal for me
See, that's what people don't understand
Like this is
how it usually goes.
Like that bullshit that happened with uh, I forgot like what character it was...
...like no, I usually have this happen.
Not even with the cat ears? Yeah bro, like I don't know where the fuck those are.
As for RNG's next level...
That's just the way it goes man. That's just the way it goes man
that's just the way it is
man man never stop gambling that's right boys
jesus voice. Jesus
Jesus
That's nuts
That's nuts man
And what so funny about this...
Here's what's funny about it.
Is that I don't even need
this luck because
I can just spend more money, right?
It's a free-to-play player
that needs this luck. But I'm
eating it up.
So I'm getting the free-to-play player's luck.
That's what's funny.
That's fucking hilarious hilarious ain't it?
Ain't that crazy? Ain't that something?
Damn
Wow
So how do you
so you know what let me just take a second here
so what do you do now because like so okay
so i got the character that's pretty cool
and then i select the character and then's pretty cool. And then I select a character
and then... Oh, I have to click this
and I unlock it. Oh wow!
So I can
unlock this here. Hitting an enemy
gets a... I'm not going gonna read this but i got oh wow
oh wow that's crazy how about that, guys?
And then... Oh yeah! That's right. I got the weapon too!
Oh yeah! I guess I might as well level up
the weapon too. I i mean yeah why not
seems like this is smart idea i mean of course i would level up the weapon
and i can't do uh i can't level that up yet but i'll do that so i can't level that up yet. I'll do that soon.
I can't level that up yet,
but I'll do that soon.
What the fuck?
Oh, he raided me?
Damn.
You know what's going to be funny
is that if they force me to partner i could run an ad right now and then his viewers
could be paying for me to get a third copy isn't that crazy Whenever you think about it.
That's cra- like, you think about that, that's something special I'll tell ya that! That's something special, I'll tell you that.
That's amazing.
Wow.
Damn, the rich get richer?
I mean look
it is
just the way it is right? That's just the way it is, right?
That's just the way it is.
Run ad.
Yeah, I just got to run a three-minute.
I mean, I'd just be done there.
You're going to add some nonverified edition?
No, no.
But we're going to figure that shit out pretty soon though.
It's going to be done.
Man...
Touch her tail? I guess I should level her up too, right? Since I already got two copies of the character.
I feel like I should level the character up too before i do keep doing more spins
seems like just a smart idea oh i don't have those yet yeah time for some joker
yeah i mean damn like that's just that's the way it is right uh give me a second
your best team is the blue girl and the wolf guy? So I gotta get the wolf guy too? Is that it?
80%-10% gameplay, 90% gacha pull content? Yeah.
And the blue Onigirl nice yeah exactly what that is uh... best agri unit you
think so
one-second now he's not uh give me one sec all right there it is let's see here where's this this.
Okay.
Yep, yep.
You're giving advice? Yeah, I told them that you had to sacrifice
an animal before the stream
and if you did that... See, you guys
didn't see that, right?
But in the backyard I have like a sacrificial altar That I have to put animals onto
And that's how I end up winning these
No!
Hey guys!
That's just the way it is,, that's just the way it is, right?
That's the way it is! It's not
my fault, I'm just playing the game.
So let's see here.
I didn't make the rules.
It's fair, yeah, that's just the way it is. Alright, alright, alright, alright.
Do we do it again? Is it time for me to get another one?
Because if I got three,
that would be fucking disgusting.
Send again... I feel like I should, right?
I mean, I feel like i should right i mean i feel like yeah i probably like i mean pull on standard no no no
i just keep doing this one because i failed the 50-50 eventually, right?
Yeah.
It's not a big deal.
All right.
Here we go.
Here we go.
I think that having to 50-50 makes it more exciting.
You to 50-50 makes it more exciting. You said you can't stop
if you're winning?
You're goddamn fucking right!
What we get? What we get? Okay, we got one purple. We got
one purple that's fine I'm good with that.
Now what we want to get-we to get that Nicole bitch like we're trying
To get her like that's it. That's a good one
That's the go one give me give me that one
Give me that one
We got him
All right all right, we got Mr. Anime right there.
You know not so... I don't know if he's really that good like she gets naked at E6 by the way?
No she... How do you know how do
you know that
is that true
no i will we gonna figure it out.
Bro for a second I thought I hit it again.
Two fucking purples already.
God damn.
God damn, bro.
That's nuts.
Man, bro.
Even when I lose,
I win.
That's something special, ain't it?
Holy shit!
Holy fuck! Not even surprised?
Yeah, no. That's just the way it is, man.
So yeah, if we get her, that
would be good but the other ones will be alright too.
Like it depends right?
Right now...
Yeah bro I'm gonna max this dude out.
God damn bro!
I could get a lot of these motherfucking things holy shit.
Jesus!
How many of those am I going to get?
Is he good?
He better be good, right?
Damn, people said
this is good.
This is good. Damn!
That's the second one i got holy that's good right this is good
how much for a ten pull uh this is what I do every time I do a 10-pull.
That's basically what it
is. Now, it's not exactly that much but
it's like
close, right?
But yeah.
That's a felony?
Just don't tell him.
Yeah guys, we're just keeping our secret.
Damn bro, we got it
Ooh! We got it let's go
Jesus
Alright So we've got two purples like i'm happy with two purples man
two purples are decent here we go
yeah everybody hates inflation but suddenly i do that now
everybody's mad at me like what the fuck that's crazy here we go Two, two, two
Okay, that's fine
Alright, hopefully we get that right character
The one I wanted
Let's see what we get Where right character, the one I wanted.
Let's see what we get.
Let's see what we get.
Where's the gameplay?
Bro.
We do the gameplay- I might get this shit-
Oh, I got that red thing.
Okay, that's fine.
That's fine.
I don't really give a fuck about that's fine that's fine i i
i don't really give a about that but it's okay
this is the game but like whenever you play one of these games you gotta understand like this is the whole game this is the whole this is the whole thing this whole thing like this
is the best part of the game but now the game that the
why they have her why they have their nipples poking out
that's crazy
why not that's a good point. I was just saying, right?
Okay let's see here
I might get it right here.
I'm getting it.
Right here.
Nope.
I only got one.
Only got one.
Alright, let's see what we get. Oh! Oh! Yep
Construction team well, how many is this guy am I gonna get? Jesus!
Look at this. How many of these have I got so far?
I don't even fucking know
It's nuts
Alright Alright Is he good?
Like, he's good
Right
He's not bad
Is he
He's good
Yes Okay Alright Good Alright Now we're in Not bad, is he? He's good. Yes.
Okay.
All right.
Good.
All right.
Now we're in the territory of getting it,
right?
Because that's been four,
I think.
And so now we should get it right here.
Let's go.
Okay. And so now we should get it right here. Let's go. Oh, I got two perils. Oh.
But I got two purples, it's fine. It's too- I got two purples so it's fine.
We good, we good, we good?
It's two purples. No no no that's fine.
I'm good on that.
Damn bro, damn!
How about that?
All right!
People say this character's real good.
Fuck that furry shit?
That's not a furry, bro.
That's a monster girl.
That's different.
That's a different mental disorder. Now, they're both mental disorders, but that's a different mental disorder.
Now, they're both mental disorders but that's a different one.
Oh we got it!
This one this one this one!
Nice!
Nice bro! Nice
Nice bro there we fucking go
Easiest game of my fucking life
Wow Wow. Remove the moles.
Does she have moles?
I didn't even pay attention.
I didn't even see that shit.
The blue girl does crazy damage?
Yeah, yeah.
We're going gonna try her out
Damn! There it is
Alright
This is 60 right? So this is where shit gets real This is where shit gets real.
This is where I have to get it.
I have to get it here.
Is this hard pity? No, it's soft pity. Did you get the dog? No, i hadn't got the dog yet
all right let's see what we get
Let's see what we get. Let's see what we get.
It's fine.
It's fine.
It's fine.
Nobody gives a shit.
Next.
Next.
Next.
Next.
Next.
Next.
Next.
Next.
Next.
Next.
Come on.
Next.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's wrap this up. This is the game. Just the whole game. Just the, next. Let's go. Let's wrap this up.
This is the game.
Just the whole game.
Nope, next.
Next.
Let's go.
Give me the blue one.
Give me the blue girl again.
I want the blue one.
Come on, come on, come on.
The word lose doesn't exist.
Holy fuck, bro.
Are you serious?
How the fuck I get him that many goddamn times?
Holy fuck.
Hey, Jesus.
That's insane.
How many times am I going to get him?
Going to max him out.
Holy!
All right, this is 70.
Is that right?
Is that 70?
Are we thinking about 70 right here?
It's 60. Alright, let's find out. Is this 60?
Alright, let's go. Let's get it
Two two two two two just Just one. Fuck man!
Alright hopefully I get the blue
Alright this next one like
I'm down bad if I lose the next one
If I lose the next one
I'm down bad.
Like not overall right? Overall we're up so high it doesn't even matter But like...
I am down bad if I lose the next one inside of this
Inside this like- This one here.
That's fine. This girl is alright.
Yeah she's alright.
Okay. Here we go Yes! Yes, got it.
Fucking got it.
Fucking got it. There it is.
Yes! Ooh! got it fucking got it there it is yes oh oh they're just giving that I use but
actually i'll go get a drink dr. pepper i got some dr pepper face on your side That's the way it is.
Every single time boys,
easiest game of my
fucking life
Good Good. all right y'all ready to see it face on your side you're trolling so enjoy the ride there are things
let's get it worked number two all right here we go. Big dick! Big dick!
Big dick! Big dick!
Is she good?
I don't even know. Is she good?
Damn, she got two tails?
Cat girl's good?
I don't know if she's good or not.
Man... I don't know if she good or not. Man.
She's the best?
Yeah, chill bro, chill.
Chill, she's pure DPS, that's good right?
I feel like that's good
Ayy
Easiest game of my
motherfucking life.
Do you know what a Nekomata is?
Probably, um...
Cat robot or something like that right cat machine
cat demon oh Cat demon? Oh shit.
Oh shit, she a motherfucking demon?
Damn... I didn't even know that.
Okay, that's a whole different situation.
Alright alright here we go.
We're going to get it right here. Here we go, here we go.
Alright, alright, alright, alright. The blue one! We want the blue one!
The blue bitch!
Got it!
OOOH! It's so fucking Oh
It's so fucking easy look at that
Jesus How is it? So fuckin easy she a devil
When that when they're doing that new chainsaw man season, when are they gonna do that?
I like that show a lot.
I thought that show was fucking great.
Yeah, when are they they gonna do that shit
is a movie they're making a moving oh really damn okay this is like demon slayer
come on i got one i got one all right blue
blue girl again.
That's fine that's fine that's the way it goes you can't win them all right?
That's just the way this is.
That's the way it goes that's the way it is. That's just the way it is. That's the way it goes, that's the way it is.
That's- look!
That's just the way it is right?
That's life.
That's life.
Let's go, let's go.
Another wall.
Another wall, let's go.
Easiest game of my motherfucking life! go. Easy to scam my
motherfucking life! Let's go!
Damn, bro. It's been the same thing every time. It's been this one on the top
every time. Alright, alright, here we go.
Blue, blue, blue, blue,
blue, blue, blue motherfucker.
Motherfucker. Motherfucker!
Motherfuck- How many do I have now?
How many do I have?
How many is it?
Wait, I actually have already maxed it
because it's giving me 20 and not the thing That's it, I've maxed it I have already maxed it. Because he's giving me 20 and not the thing.
That's it, I maxed it.
I've literally maxed out Anton.
That's crazy.
How the fuck does that happen?
What is this?
He better be really good.
Wow. Wait. Jesus! He better be really good.
Wow, wait so does it make them naked in their thing? Cause I can max it out and they'll tell me.
It's our turn bro.
Wait what did she say?
Time for some tail care. Wait, what did she say? Tail care?
Wait hold up.
Let me see how this works.
There's no way, there's no way.
It doesn't do that. Okay. so It does
It actually
Does do that
I didn't think it did
That's crazy I didn't think it did that.
That's crazy, I had no idea.
Wow! How many brew girls you got? Uh...I don't know.
Let me see so kaku ready uh let me see how many does i got
three so i'm halfway there
yeah i halfway there.
That's actually pretty good.
Okay, we got that one.
There we go.
So... Okay, let me do this.
Alright, alright, alright.
Let's go- let's get back to it.
You got a max route?
Yeah yeah yeah yeah.
That's what I'm hoping for.
Alright, let's get it done.
You need three more to strip her?
Good one, buddy.
Alright, let's do it!
Come on!
Come on! I got two A's.
I got two A's, two A's.
Okay, here we go, here we go.
I need the blue girl.
The blue girl?
Or that Nicole... The Nicole girl world one or the other what the hell is this
shit what the fuck bro like the hell with this shit that's what the... what the hell? What the hell is that?!
Next one.
Anton!
That's crazy.
That's crazy. Wow.
Wow, that's nuts. So I got another an-
Damn!
Daaamn! How about that?
Wow! Y'all know I didn't have
enough of those!
Daaaammnn! That's crazy. Wow. Alright, here we go. Here we go. Easy. I might get to here i'm actually gonna get to here right watch watch I only got one.
That's fine, alright.
Alright, one...
No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
Blue blue blue girl. blue girl come on one more one more blue
the word lose doesn't That's crazy.
Alright, I don't want to kill the vibes
but I'm going to let you guys know on this next one
that I'm going to get it.
I'm going to get the gold 100%.
I don't want to give y'all a spoiler,
but it's about to happen.
Yeah, it is.
It's about to happen right here.
Watch, watch, right here watch watch watch
what no i'm serious
it's gonna happen what
easiest game of my motherfucking life.
It's not gonna be him though, it's not gonna be Anton.
It's not gonna be him
that's crazy.
Wow, that's crazy wow damn ain't that something that's it. That's it. I was just one off.
Alright and we got a purple and we
got a motherfucking purple there we go
s anton no no it's not gonna be I can't stop.
Anton's coming home, bro.
Like he's getting evicted.
He's done.
Here we go.
Come on. Come on. here we go come on come on That's a World War I helmet?
What the hell?
The hell is that?
Oh, shit. Shit. oh shit
alright here we go who got
determine how to get it Is it a German helmet? Yeah, yeah.
That's the one whenever my dad was over here the other day and he was talking about that hat
that's the one he got me
Whenever I was a little kid
Alright, alright Alright watch, watch, watch, watch, watch, watch, watch.
Real quick, real quick.
Easiest game of my mother fucking life.
Goddamn!
Damn!
It's so fucking easy.
Guaranteed bro? I know
I know that shit is guaranteed, I know that
Dang it Can't be stopped? I know bro Damn.
Can't be stopped? I know, bro.
Wow!
I'm glad actually that I got a new character though. Like real shit, I'm glad.
I have 11000 left. I think I,000 left.
I think I just burn it all.
I think we burn it all and see how far we can get.
Yes, let's burn
it all. Let's go. Let's do it.
Next Yes, let's burn it all. Let's go. Let's do it Next one send it yeah absolutely right? Yeah fuck it
Six more Anton's ah bro that's not about to happen
there's no way that's about to happen right like there's no way like it's one is one this one that's another anton no no no no no
it's not like that surely there's a victory feast after the mission. Right?
Two more.
Two more.
Two more, boys.
Two more. It's just that easy.
Look at that shit!
Man.
Winners win, you're goddamn fucking right.
Alright, we need two more of those. Do standard?
Shut the fuck up.
Here we go.
What are you gonna send Tectone
into therapy?
Look... Bro, are you gonna send Tectone into therapy? Look.
Look.
Watch. watch watch watch real quick watch watch watch watch watch me get one he'll live no no he good he's good he's good what We'll see how fast for him.
Heading out?
Yay!
Let me handle this.
One more.
One more!
You get one for free, bro? Is that right right how are you winning so much honestly man
i don't even know like i've been popping it. This is crazy.
This is nuts.
Like, I feel like
things are going really, really well.
This is crazy!
Where was one? Yeah, let's see, let's see let's see
let's see we got we got way more we got way more at six thousand seven
thousand left all right let's go to work i don't even
know what the goal is here there is no goal okay
here we go I got two.
There's two.
Alright, let's go to work that's good
that's real that's real good for me two anton's uh-uh bro
oh bro what you talking about that ship for get the fuck out of here ain't that something crazy
damn
damn bro
that's something special
look at me
look at me.
Look at me! Holy shit!
Easiest fucking game of my goddamn life.
If I get Anton here, I'm not even mad. Yep! I don't give a
fuck. I don't give a fuck because I already
got this character and I don't need her.
That's fine. No no it's fine. I-I don't give a shit.
Let me see what she looks like
with the E6
Alright here we go.
Uh... five?
Oh it only shows a midriff?
I don't know guys.
I think that's...
That could have been way worse.
Yeah.
I don't know guys like a little bit of yeah
It could have been way way more um
Shameless let's say that
Way more shameless.
Okay, I have 6,000 left.
If I hit another W...
That is gonna be fucking insane.
Okay, here we go.
Does she take off more clothes if you get more copies?
Yes.
Okay. Yes. Yep!
Alright, here we go!
... at this point any of them except for the two that I already have is a W.
Like if I get another dupe like that's the way it is right?
That's the way the game is but I feel like I E6
that one.
I'm in a very good situation.
It's not Anton. It's not very good situation. It's not Anton.
It's not gonna be, bro.
Like, it's not gonna be.
Like, chill.
Chill, chill.
It's not gonna be.
Hi, Anton!
Hey. and time All right next all right, here we go. Here we go. Here we go
We go It's one Here we go.
That's one.
Alright.
Next! Swe big pillar! Nothing stands in my way!
Damn, that's a big boy. Damn.
That's a big boy.
Big Ben!
Yeah, fuck yeah!
Bazooka Bear?
Yeah exactly! Men love him? Zooka bear? Yeah, exactly.
Men love him?
You know what I could-I bet I can go on a couple of websites and confirm that
That's whats, right?
Damn, I got Mr. Bear.
That's good,
I got a new character.
Okay,
this is my last one unless I have to do singles.
This could be my last one unless i have to do singles this could be my last one i'll see if i can buy like two more on the store so i can do one more spin after this
find a shop no no it's fine that's's my last one. Yeah, here we go.
Come on! Please's please, please, please, please, please, please, please.
We go!
Girl, the shine you go inside
Let your inner spark a night
Find your treasure
A growing bride
Reach out for it
And take a flight
Lucky you're not
Elimist
You tried
Chin up
In yourself Confined Nobody you try That's crazy, wow. Damn! Ain't that something huh? Wow. This is wow
this is wild no this is normal this is the rough take it easy have fun its just enough
thats the way it usually goes for me
im a talented gambler
youre joking around but I'm not.
I'm not. That's the way it is.
I'm serious.
I'm unironically really good at gambling.
That's why I don't do it.
No! really good at gambling. That's why I don't do it. Alright, here we go. Let's see it. Y'all ready?
Next one, next one.
Another one. Another one. Why? next one another one another one another one watch watch real quick
real quick real quick the blade is dropped
easy game people said this character is good
There we go
Easiest game of my motherfucking life
She's good as fuck? Yeah, she's OP? Yeah exactly
But you want the wolf guy though?
I'll get him
Why am i worried about that shit
yeah, I'll get him.
Jesus man...
Jesus! Look at this shit!
Okay, so
if i do this...
Oh, nice! Nice, nice! Okay.
Okay, perfect.
Okay, so now she's got two of them.
That's good.
And create damage. Okay, let me
make sure that her equipment... Yeah, she's
got the equipment on. Okay, good.
And then Ambie, let me
go ahead and see how many I got for her.
I think I got like two for her right?
Yeah it's 2
It's not great but it is decent right?
Level up her weapon?
I can't, I haven't even played the game, bro.
I only got one for this guy.
But we're not gonna use him anyway. It doesn't matter.
What about this one?
What's this bitch?
Is that the... Oh, it's the cat girl jesus bro like
oh my god All right, let's see here.
And I upgrade her one time as well.
Let's see here.
Rapid heat.
Okay good and then we have Nicole. Okay, good.
And then we have Nicole. We got one upgrade for
her too. Easiest game in my
motherfucking life.
And then Big Bear. We're not gonna deal
with him right now.
Oh yeah, this girl. We're not gonna deal with him right now. Oh yeah, this girl. We got a lot of those too. I wonder if she's
any good? I don't know. So what makes
the wolf guy so good?
Like, why is he good?
He stunlocks?
Oh, okay.
Okay. Yeah, I'll probably eventually get him there's still four characters I don't have
yes second one is bigger for sure.
And then nobody gives a shit about that one... Okay.
Nope! Alright so... What else do we get?
Oh should I level this girl up
like i feel like i probably should right since she's like a uh five star
we do that yeah yeah let's get her let's get her capped out. Alright, here we go.
And then hold that.
Get that. There we go. Equipment.
Which one are we going to go with?
I'm feeling like we go with this one, right?
Watching electric damage go with this one right
launching electric damage from basic attacks does she do electric damage i'm pretty sure she doesn't just fire yeah i think we do this red shit right
like the starlight engine yeah it seems like do this red right like the starlight engine
yeah it seems like an easy decision right
yeah let's just do this
and then we enhance this yeah because i feel like this is is a one-size-fits-all type thing.
So we just go with this and get it. There it is done. You can enhance it...
No but I don't want to use that on another character. That's why I don't want to superimpose it yet.
I know what you're saying but I i don't want to do that right now
i don't think it's a good decision okay
so i now i can make my characters, right?
I can actually have like a good team
Oh wait
So I guess I choose the agent's permission
so it doesn't even matter
Damn bro Like I'm gonna be real Like I popped the fuck off even matter.
Damn, bro. I'm gonna be real. Like, I popped the fuck off there.
Like, I got
crazy lucky.
Try them? Y'all want to see
me try them out? Okay.
I'm gonna chill on this shit, and then it's probably going to put me in a combat situation
pretty soon. Let's go do that!
Yeah, let-let
me get him into a combat situation.
Trials? No, fuck the
trials. Bro, I want to put my actual character
just on an ordinary sofa
the fuck out of here.
Level up the shark weapon?
I'm like 95% sure I did.
Exceptionally clear, okay.
Now what?
Hello independent service broker.
One.
To speak to customer support. Haha you really bought it!
If you kept speaking like that I could have swindled you out of your private info
or credit card info. You need to wise up
fraudsters. How did you know
it was me?
I'm your intelligence broker.
I wouldn't be good at my job if I didn't, okay?
I'm just glad you guys told me about all this alt account.
So they have an alt account like
me? That's crazy. Don't forget us to get us more commissions
okay here we go now we get to do the combat
i'll wait for unusual spot
smite I'll wait for you in the usual spot.
Smiley face! Okay, let's go here.
Alt account is a new meta? Yeah, clearly.
Alright, Shepard...
Hey old friend!
We talk about private affairs, maintenance appearance... Don't miss heart yet? Built your electric
from scrap? Okay thanks
Call me a broker and internet
Urgent need of reputation boost right now
considering its account level so I have
slightly challenging commission for you. Okay here we go!
Showing others what you got, the commission was posted by Vision Corporation
which recently scored The Metro Renovation Project. I think you'll be happy with
their offer. Leave it to me.
Let's go to fucking work.
Let me make sure
I got that shit upgraded real quick.
Because, like,
you got me thinking about it.
Fuck! Because you got me thinking about it. You fucking dumbass, I had it upgraded the whole time.
Alright let's go.
What dumb bitch just said that?
Challenging?
No, no.
It's going to be challenging...
The game can be hard probably
but you know
that's just not going to happen.
Okay, unauthorized what the bro like system update
insufficient support you're welcome new commissions detected new information proven succeeds 99 of
new error do support plugins, because I spent a bunch
of money. Alright, let's get this done.
Escape from certain doom.
Okay, that sounds really good.
Okay, so we're getting rid of
Ambie? I actually think Ambie is...
I think that she's
cuter than this one.
Like, this girl is just basically a hoe.
But I think Ambie is better.
Like, all things considered.
Maybe it's because it reminds me of 2B.
You know? That-that that's my opinion.
Right? Like, I'm not saying this
is a fact but like, that's just my opinion.
Okay so we're gonna get this one...
And then we're going to get Shark Girl.
Alright.
And then what's the third one we go with i think we go in the call right
for her to group them up oh no no no we no, no. We get this girl.
Oh shit, we gotta get the demon girl. You're right.
Damn bro, I didn't get her leveled up.
Let me go get her leveled up real quick.
Yeah, I'm gonna go
get that.
Okay, equipment.
See, this is why
I wanted to get her with this... Oh, shit.
Bashful Demon? Ice Damage? Oh, very light. Let me equip this. Okay good and then I'm gonna enhance
this. Get it to... there
it is! Easiest game of my life, and then level her up as well.
There we go. So fucking easy. Okay good.
All right now we're ready to go
where's anton gold he's in the garbage can where it belongs standing by okay get this one and then this one here and then we need this girl
all right boys we got ourselves a team let's go to work
let's do this challenge mode has been activated did he pull you're goddamn
right Did he pull you're goddamn right?
I have no idea how to play this character either biosignals of the trapped personnel has been detected please search in this area I'll help you reconstruct the hollow path and quickly locate the trapped
personnel let's move.
Okay.
Exploration route information updated.
Okay. The trapped workers have been
located. Ooh, it's the
dead rabbits! They are in an unsafe environment. Ooh, it's the dead Rabbix.
Oh!
What about that? What is this shit? Return to this evacuation point after rescuing the target. Oh, I get it.
Okay.
And I can't do that so I gotta go in this.
Take me into this wormhole.
Okay?
And I can't go to that yet, right?
Yeah, yeah. I'm not... I'm not enough money yet.
Okay. We gotta go talk to this guy?
Who's this?
It's 50% yapping 40 percent TV 10% combat I'm about ten percent calm that's probably
less than yeah it's probably not that much
oh this is gonna probably take me up right Right?
Did I land on this bitch? I see, I see.
Okay let's go back up. Do I go up?
Right?
I click it?
Okay.
Alright, we about to beat some ass so let's go to work.
Damn! Damn. Alright, let's go to Duel-
What? Is that a new weapon?
It's not a shark? Wait, oh it is
a shark!
Damn bro, this bitch is crazy! You see that damage?
Holy fuck!
Damn! God damn. Look at that damage.
I'm so lucky.
I'm so lucky.
I'm so lucky.
I'm so lucky.
I'm so lucky.
I'm so lucky.
I'm so lucky.
I'm so lucky.
I'm so lucky.
I'm so lucky.
I'm so lucky. I'm so lucky. I'm so lucky. look at that damage
well i'm out of control!
That was kinda cool. I'll try and do something else.
See ya, bitch!
So it freezes him?
Jesus this guy getting fucking destroyed.
Hold down the dash? Hold down these nuts? Shut up, bitch!
Docile sheep? That's not a sheep.
We have reached the trapped worker
searching for signs of life. Work ID 1592380. Vital
Signs, highly excited. Corruption status none. Needs to be calmed down. Suggestion a slap Oh, I hit him.
That hurt!
I've never been struck by a
bank boo before.
Sorry. I'm getting out of this hollow right now. Oh, I see.
I get it.
I feel like y'all ever heard the phrase
fucking... The tail wags of the dog?
Y-y'all ever heard that phrase before?
Feel like that's the way this TV system feels with the game. It's like
the tail wagging a dog it's like this system is like what you see what I'm saying?
That's my opinion.
Trying to negotiate the price The location of the data treasure except the data okay good so i got it for free
easy gg let's check out the location the holorator gave us Easy, GG.
Okay, nice!
What's this? Ooh, I wonder which one I'm supposed to go in.
That is an area the HDD system can't scan.
Okay...
What about this?
Let's try applying this carrot data. What about this?
Y'all see what I'm saying?
Like maybe I'm crazy, but like that's my opinion Combat missions are all combat?
Maybe, hey,
maybe it's going to change and get better.
Right? Like that's definitely the case.
Like there's a good chance it could get better over time
all right here we go here we go. Here we go! More damage!
Jesus bro, I almost killed him in one hit!
Holy fuck! holy
god damn
jesus that half health though.
Oh I thought. Damn! Bruh, she is crazy.
Yeah yeah we got him is crazy. Washington Knights? Yeah, yeah
we got them.
Combat looks great actually.
Um
my honest opinion about the
combat is I don't really think it's amazing.
So far, I'm actually not convinced that it's that good.
It feels brand-dead.
Yeah? Brandon yeah work ID one six eight six three eight nine
the trash worker has gone to a safe location. Please continue the search and rescue commission You're not at end game though?
Um
That's true.
I hope it keeps getting better.
Nice!
We have reached the trapped worker work id he's in a coma 6305 he in a coma
the trap worker has gone to a safe location okay good all the survivors tend to evacuate well i should go get that thing though right because like there's another thing could go down at the bottom.
Where the hell was that?
No, it's not that one.
Okay... Okay, it's probably this one here right? Let me check.
Yeah yeah it's right here.
See I figured I might as well get that.
It's a big money situation, i mean like that's five thousand dollars
is the easiest five thousand dollars of my life
okay now we're done workers have all been rescued commission complete you've goddamn right it has okay mission accomplished Damn.
There we go!
Alright, now what?
In the parking lot?
Oh, they're going to have a fight in the parking lot?
What is this some kind of weird ritual?
It must be, right?
Okay.
Okay. to several low frequency signal jammers with these we can talk freely without worrying about big brother over there oh true very look bro we really need to talk about her
just a second sorry we really need to talk about her
just a second
is this trash talk the newbie time i hope so it's okay talk the newbie time yeah anything good shit on this fucking bitch.
Yeah!
She's already trying to friendzone me?
That's your sister, man.
Yeah.
So?
Americans don't care about that hey yo over 80 of the smart devices in the city yo real quick telling the truth what
the are you trying to go and talk this shit about Americans?
Like, your royal families collectively probably have less chromosomes in them
than one person here in this fucking country.
Shut the hell up about inbreeding!
Get the fuck outta here!
Uh-uh.
Anyway...
... only glimpse a corner of the hollow before now thanks to her we can see the entire thing
but
but faith in's proxy account is gone. Even if we can become better proxies ourselves, it'll be hard to get back to the level we were at before.
This is really important but right now I want to talk to you about this fairy problem.
Fairies' powers are something the elites of New Eridu would all kill for.
This is way too hot for us to handle.
And when she forced you
to become her master,
she said that you should
bide your time
and wait for the opportunity
to complete the agreement
Forced you to become
her master?
Wait, what?
But refuse to reveal
anything further.
Something just
doesn't feel right.
We can make good use of their abilities?
But if we can make use of her abilities,
we might finally get some leads on what we've been investigating.
Our teacher's lifelong dream just might
yeah anyway we need to figure out where fairy
came from there's no of course let's take it slow at least she's really good at staying hidden so we don't need to worry
about hackers like last time oh let's just try get one just try and get along with fairy for now
despite being an ai they got lizard squad in the game but that's the way it is i guess oh yeah do you remember i asked the kenny hairs to help investigate
but there's not been much progress i'm afraid
nicole got the strongbox mission from an anonymous subcontractor
they didn't get to meet anyone related to the commission.
She said she was gonna try looking into the Red Fang gang a few days ago, but I've not heard back since.
I doubt they'll find anything concrete.
Let's just hope that they don't get themselves into any trouble.
They're good at making mountains out of molehills.
Okay, we've talked enough about this for today.
Let's leave it at that.
You've been so busy improving our reputation on the proxy network and running the video
store did you get the furry character no man absolutely not i ain't about
that life fuck that go back in your room and watch tv with Fuck that.
Go back in your room and watch TV with Belle.
Oh, good. How romantic.
Oh, good.
Want to watch TV together?
It's been quite eventful and with the election coming up...
Oh, true!
Immersive storytelling mode is designed
for an immersive experience and includes the main storyline,
upon entering this mode
the main character's activities will be restricted.
Choose carefully you can continue
unrestricted when not in this mode okay
let's do it.
I'm locked the fuck in then.
We lock the fuck in.
The construction project to renovate
the old capital metro
is now officially underway.
Oh wow.
It's our honor to interview Mr. Charles Perlin,
the chief representative of the contracted company Division Corporation. interview
reconstruction area commonly known as canvas street could you give us a rundown on the
process good question young man after the whole thing Boatley comes out for POE. Boatley?
Hell yeah, brother!
Look at him!
He's fat. That means he's a bad guy
Yeah
Yeah, he's a bad guy
I know why he's bad.
He's white? Oh true!
Double bad.
Fat and wife.
I see. But there is currently no way to pass between canvas street
and the city right how does vision plan to transport the
explosives
correct but vision always looks to the future not bald though yeah you're right
electronic if he was bald he'd probably be the last
currently located at the demolition command center
a fat entrance to the dead end bald and white? That's bad. It doesn't get worse than that! The tunnel
from New Herodotus to the demolition zone has been completely consumed by that very and hollow however some metro lines within this
hollow are still intact so we decided to use a special train
To transport the explosives through the hollow
We were very careful
To avoid any Ethereals
And finally managed
to transport most of the explosives
to the Demolition Zone.
Don't worry!
They won't explode without a dedicated detonator or a sizable external force
I really wanted to show you around
But to avoid signal interference with the blast we've had to shield
the entire blast area. Currently only our dedicated frequency band is available for communication.
All civilians have been cleared of the area, but communications are still being blocked as a safety measure?
Vision has thought up all the details!
That's right! That's right.
That's the vision of The Vision Corporation,
the well-being of everyone in New Arundel.
So how long is this gonna go on for?
As we had mentioned a few months ago...
What the fuck?!
The Vision Corporation won the contract
for the old Capital Metro renovation project.
Hold up!
Hold up what?! cost division corporation won the bid with a significant advantage over
the highly regarded bella bug industries our special correspondent tried to contact
those involved at bellabog but was unable to conduct an
interview
do you have anything to say about this victory over the rising star
bellabog industries well bello bog Industries is a respected competitor we can learn from.
I'm sure they'll do better next time.
You can skip? No no if I skip I won't know what's happening in the store.
So, could you tell us the secret behind your reduced project costs?
If I skip, nobody...
This shouldn't be.
I have to watch it.
What other question should it?
If I don't watch it, nobody will have watched this.
This question wasn't included in the outline you sent
mr perlman we're live right now uh-oh that's right fatty there's no
question of improper cost reduction relating to vision corporations.
Thank you, yeah I have to watch it.
We welcome the scrutiny...
It's like Jesus on the cross, ya know?
...Mr Perlman will also be available at your site
to oversee things till the very end.
Exactly! Right! I will soon be joining our technicians to take
the train to the surveillance site in the blast zone.
The construction site is near a hollow...
They had to relocate all those people...
Thank you for your sacrifice.
You're welcome.
They really could have made the female main character shooter I think they could have done that video rental is about to expire or
thing are plotting against the store it's just a customer
i'll go get the door what she's pretty cute she's cute but
she could be cuter
oh shit that's the character i got No!
Oh shit, it's the character I got.
Wow... my nose.
Rover or this one? It's not even a question oh boy it's the cat girl you could give him meowing before opening
the door just said me flying uh
meow welcome to sixth street's greatest video store
what the hell would you like to sign up for our membership?
We could've done a little three rentals look at her doing the little cat thing
jesus bro
Jesus
sorry You're a phaeton! I've got a prophecy commission for you. Sorry, I've got no idea
what you're talking about.
I think you've got the wrong place.
Wait! You don't have to worry about me
My name is Nicole Mata.
Nicole told me to come.
I'm not a baddie.
Nicole?
What Nicole are you talking about?
Is she one of our characters? She's my first S character?? Damn bro, like that sucks.
I'm sorry. Hmm. It doesn't look fake. That definitely is the bamboo Nicole uses.
Ooh...
Is she for sale?
They will be! In five years, they'll be able to make these in real life
said there was no one inside but that's a lie
i just hope this set of trouble didn't i just say i hoped they stay out of
trouble do they have a good reason for being at vision Didn't I just say I hoped they stay out of trouble?
Do they have a good reason for being at Vision's instruction site?
E1 is making them- Yeah, I'm serious guys.
Now look! There's something! My commission!
Mad Fang Gang are causing trouble!
There has been several fights...
And so many people like
Cantuna!
Slow down and take your time.
Bitch, shut up. How is Nicole's problem related to
Cantuna?
Well... I don't know where to start.
Right! Nicole's Bangboo!
It's got the visual data from the past few days.
Just have a look! You'll get what I mean!
That would be difficult.
Only Nicole, the Bangboo's owner can export visual data and to force access we'd have
to contact the original manufacturer...
Shane Dawson tried to make them?
Nah he never did that.
What's a weird sound what's this hearing strange noises
Is this game better than wandering waves
So far I like fl Wuthering Waves more.
I think the story for this game so far is a lot better than Wuthering Waves, but the new story of Wuthering Waves is better than this one.
Like it's a 1.1 story.
It's my opinion. point one story.
It's my opinion.
This is more polished?
That's a better story presentation yeah please say i'm stupid what i am stupid not nice try damn
damn we gotta talk to Catgirl? Alright let's go.
We're gonna attack her right here...
No, Nicole trust you so much.
We're running out. Let's look what's inside. Watch now.
Ooh. We're running out. Let's look what is inside. Watch now. Ooh!
Uh oh, uh oh, oop! data
data read complete commencing playback whoa
you've got an image!
It's really funny isn't it?
It's so crazy like once you see how...
They go and they do it.
It's like every single game is the same fucking shit bro, like...
Chapter 1, cats lost and found?
Ooh...
He's even sweating, bro!
He's even sweating!
Oh god... Ha ha ha Oh God
Oh god! You think it's unfair? After all, it's the Aether corruption that killed your boss, not us cutting hair.
What do you mean?!
You're risking it all on a mistake. Don't you think you should try thinking for yourself?
The cutting hair's entire savings are in this briefcase
I'll give you half if i bet there's nothing in the briefcase.
Oh...
Bro, he got a fucking gun
Damn street kid ruled number one Damn.
Does that mean she's for the streets? Cool. And you thought you could take something from me
This street kid rule number two never leave your back open
That explosion came from over here get them these two idiots got taken out she couldn't have gone far go after her
where they're going where they're going
cat girl you're not here to ambush me you you're not here to ambush me? You...
you're NOT with the Red Fang Gang?
Well, quite the opposite.
I'm as much a victim
of theirs as you are.
I'm Nekomi Yam amana but you can call me
nick omada i've got a commission for the coming
years but before that we need to get out of here
okay okay I'm confident in nicole's adaptability
but considering we're being targeted by the red fang gang
things aren't looking too good lately
if it weren't for the manager commissioning us to look into the strongbox, I really wouldn't want to go anywhere near these guys turf again
Billy do you really have a cold if you hadn't sneezed earlier and exposed our position?
Does he sneeze?
How does that happen?
That doesn't make sense. The immersion is broken.
This is outrageous.
Oh, and... why are you coming from the direction of the hollow oh and who is this kitten he's gonna call her a kitten oh boy oh boy
finding work at a time like this!
Such a role model.
Man.
Would you approach Nicole yourself?
Don't worry, Andy.
If it weren't for Nicomata I'd still be trapped in the red Fangames territory
There's something I need to get back from the Red Fang Gang.
Several years ago,
the Red Fang Gang's leader, Miguel Silver,
took an heirloom for my family.
I infiltrated their territory
to get it back, but I haven't managed yet so what you mean is game sucks no
worries let's maximize sexualizing every character yeah that won't be easy the red
fang gang might be a mess right now, but as you saw earlier they've got it in for us because of Silver's death.
Let's just say our well-being is not their biggest priority...
That heirloom is really valuable! Uh huh. Damn, she gonna go up that much so fast
nicole it's american i see everything sexualized no no no bro like dial this back
they're doing it on purpose.
Nah, bro they do this shit like-
They not making them ugly.
... But in movies, new companions appearing around the main character at times like this are always being deceitful. Later on they might turn into scary ghosts or have monsters that can't be heard.
American DEI is better.
There's no monster inside me! Do you wanna touch and see? So you have to choose between like no white people or underage sexualized cat girls.
Those are the two worlds that you can live in with gaming right now.
There it is!
Ooh... We get a fight? the coming hairs got you i'll take you all on we're gonna fight Whoops! That was close.
I didn't expect any Red Fang gang members to be here.
He might have ruined our plan if he made too much noise.
Wow, you're good kitten
knocked that guy out in one hit
man
is he really going to call her kitten the whole time
I'm working hard
Billy give her a scratch under her chin.
Jesus...
Are you satisfied that Nekomata is sincere now?
It was a clean hit but the guy's reaction was
He seemed to recognize her.
Of course!
I've been following them
to get my family heirloom!
I can't help if they know me by now.
At the same time, I also found out about all their hideouts
from what i've seen the red fan gang has three night outs where these store important items
and my family heirloom is probably in one of them.
There's been a lot of holo activity recently!
Unfortunately, these three hideouts were all swallowed up.
The Red Fang Gang doesn't have enough manpower right now so they they're all having trouble getting their stuff out in time.
Hmm... I have to admit it's a good opportunity for us.
Alright! Nekomata on behalf of the Cunning Hares,
I accept your commission.
You've got information on the Red Fangame.
Plus you can fight.
So why don't you come with us for now?
Sure!
I want to get my family airline back as soon as possible
we've got a deal then let's go back and get ready
we'll meet up near the hollow later all right here we go here we go. Here we go. Uh... There's something familiar about the way she fights.
She's got skills only someone involved with the gangs would have,
but you're the one to make the call.
I'll follow your lead.
Andy, I understand how you feel.
I was here first! Or... whatever.
Is the Nusselt Zero better than Eld elden ring you think so
no skin off our nose right even if must be giving a huge bag i'm playing this game for free
remember i told you guys i'm trying to play every new game that comes out
I've been trying to i've been trying to dial that shit in and play every new game
That's unfortunate
this is our chance to find out about the strong box
and not to mention the substantial commission payment so why shouldn't we do it you thought of everything boss No.
No. No.
Thank you for your service? Oh shit, wait yo!
Yo, wait what? Hey, what's this?
Whoa wow oh wow
cool cat girl she's actually pretty good
that's how and get them together. She's beating the fuck out of him, huh?
Where is the next guy?
Oh! Did we end you? I
Feel like cat girl probably does the most damage brother white cackles crazy Damn get the fuck out of here.
Get the fuck out of here.
There we go. Ooh, that was a lot of damage!
Damn, so I just hit the same button?
Okay, now what
ain't that something
what's going on? It's been hours. The pickup guys still aren't here? I'ma bounce if they aren't here soon. It's just some old gang junk. Even if we sell it outside, it won't be worth much.
Huh! This job
ain't worth becoming a monster for.
Even if you don't turn into an
ethereal, there's no chance of survival
outside the Hollows if you suffer serious
corruption i give it a couple of minutes there's
not much we can do hey you type that dust to dust again
you're gonna get banned. You've done it like eight times now, stop it! Fucking
retard get the fuck out of here. It's fucking annoying!
We weren't like this before dude. Remember the days when we had just made a name for ourselves on Canvas Street?
We were ambitious and proud.
Look at us now.
We've got nothing left. I heard our old turf is part of the blast zone, so everything's going up in smoke!
Uh oh... uh they got a meowing
what they were saying had nothing to do with your family heirloom
yes you were listening so intently is there any particular reason that That's a strange question. I'm a cat!
I get distracted by things all the time.
Does that mean people
have ADHD or cats?
Forget that for crazy. I would have never known that. see if the client's heirloom is in there let's roll
we can take out a few guards before the pickup arrives
oh am i gonna no way no way no way oh shit
i'm in the game
Okay, let's go
Ooh it's really nice
Damn this bitch is crazy
god fucking...
well she's nice nice
the you must Perfect! Jesus!
In my stomach.
Feel the ultimate stimuli! You asked for it. Oh Is there another wave after this guy?
I'm not seeing it
Yeah, Catgirl was so much better bro
She is so much fucking better.
Well how do I get through that?
Oh, I just trade the boss for her.
Uh...
F?
Wait, that's it? Damn Damn I was gonna use my ability.
Taking a guard... oh here we go. A flashlight, old magazine, broken ashtray...
Huh?
Eww!
Smelly socks?!
Gross!
What on earth did these gangsters leave in their hideout
What you find Nekomata's family heirloom
That's crazy, right? I family heirloom is the most amazingly awesome epic shiny starlight night emblem of the last 10 years
how that hurts consider that from nekomata put that useless piece of metal back
predatorium and final fantasy a better cutscene gameplay uh rate than this
i'm gonna be real my hand i don't know why people didn't like A Realm Reborn.
I thought it was great,
I loved it.
I-I don't know where they were coming from.
It's fine yeah it was great great am i supposed to think andy nekomata how about you
did you find any clues here's something let me see what the news looks seems expensive Ooh.
Damn!
What a nasty little bitch!
Why is there a picture of Nicole in your wallet?
That's a group photo.
Give it back, or I'll...
knock it off you two.y put the blade down nekomana give the wallet that
we've gone through most of the stuff here but just showing
you the random valuables we find is it working? What is your family heirloom exactly?
If you were another odd job agency you're the cunning hairs what's that supposed to mean did i
share that correctly?
What's this?
Damn.
Damn! Damn. Damn, that's not good! Ooh... I totally believe in the cutting hairs ability, Miriam!
I'm gonna go ahead and kill you!
I'm gonna do it!
I'm gonna kill you!
I'm gonna kill you!
I'm gonna kill you!
I'm gonna kill you!
I'm gonna kill you!
I'm gonna kill you!
I'm gonna kill you!
I'm gonna kill you! I'm gonna kill you! I'm gonna kill you! But don't be discouraged. I totally believe in the Cutting Hair's ability, meow!
After all, you did me a big favor.
Really? How so?!
He saw it on the public forums! You lured silver into a hollow and defeated him all by yourself wait did i
we did something that awesome even big names like silver are no match for us coming here finding
your family heirloom will be a piece of cake Wow once we finish the mission billy's gonna treat you to a big dinner
as a thank you i'm in a big dinner she's 80 pounds dinner's on the kitchen wait why me remind me who said they wanted to treat
everyone to a big meal at the starlight night themed
can you meow too of course I can. Oooh! thanks for inviting me but i'm afraid i'll have to say no
i did hear that cat people only eat with people they trust
that's not true. They eat anywhere they want.
Cats can eat whatever the fuck.
Any unusual habits of violence you've heard about are just gossip i'm just not very interested in superheroes
plus i'm a bit picky about my food oh my god is that so in that, we won't force you.
Anyway, what's important is finding Nekomata's heirloom.
So let's get to the next hideout.
Nekomata, lead the way. Oh shit.
Oh shit, okay.
Alright, we back in it.
Did you guys forget y'all forget what your plan again Now what? We go over this way?
Where that at? Damn, that's a lot of damage.
Oh! damn that's a lot of damage Wait, is that guy using a machine gun on him? Oh!
Yeah, she's actually really good man.
Like that cat girl? Even though she's annoying bro it doesn't matter.
Like she's actually super good. oh Are we on the right track? Why is no one here?
Look, there's something burnt on the floor.
It's some kind of book...
No! A ledger.
A ledger should be important, right?
Nicole never showed ours to me.
Why are they leaving such confidential
stuff lying around?
Right now,
the Red Fang Gang exists in name only.
It'd be a wise choice to get rid of these things if the remaining people wanted to start over with a clean slate.
All-in-all... seems like Mikamata's relic isn't here either.
It's not some relic!
It's a family heirloom!
Why do I feel like you don't have my back?
Damn, bitch. Chill out. Since it isn't here either let's get ready to head
to the next time damn chill the fuck out the car has already mentioned it
the red fang gang grows to power on Canvas Street.
Their last hideout is in the Dead End Hollow nearby.
Just follow me!
Okay, let's go.
What did you just say?
The Dead End Hollow? Boss, you know the place come on you must
have seen the news right division corporation's old metro
renovation project aren't they shipping explosives to the
blast zone through the dead end? Hello
Vision had to go through a lot of trouble to ship the explosives because of that infamous ethereal lurking in the hollow
Exactly. I heard they even considered eliminating the dead-end butcher to make the hollow smaller, and to open up a safe route to the blasting zone. But this butcher thing is really tricky, and it's harder kill it than to just transport the explosive through the hollow
nickel minor
You never mentioned anything about entering a holo with an infamous ethereal in it
We have to renegotiate the deal oh of course the deposit is non-refundable
am bro she's changing the deal that's not very professional i asked the smart courageous and righteous
who defeated the red fan gang in one fell swoop even going into the dragon's
den will be no big deal busting the gang in one fell swoop.
Seems even the cunning hares are afraid of a dead-end butcher...
Guess I'll have to hire someone else!
But it's okay, my family heirloom is crazy valuable anyway, so I can definitely afford to pay their price.
She trying to do that reverse psychology shit.
Price for pie to lose?
Wait! I never said anything about aborting the commission.
What I meant was, we need a professional plan for such a high-risk task.
Plus the proper equipment, devices and all sorts of other professional...
Oh. I see. That means you want to increase your fee?
No problem!
I can increase the commission fee by 20-
no 30% Is that enough? Okay. Deal!
You sure you wanna make such a rash decision boss?
We'll just look for something in the Hollow, dummy.
It's not like we're gonna start fights with Ethereals. Okay. Since our client wishes it, we'll go check it out tomorrow.
Okay.
Okay!
I trust you can buy my family air room now? It's just a... I actually forgot that it was Really? Okay! I trust you to buy my-
I actually forgot that it was a TV.
I totally forgot.
What, you mean all those meows you add when you talk aren't it?
Yeah.
Of course not! That's just how cat people talk!
Okay, I've got a better idea of the situation now.
You and The Cunning Hares were looking for the Red Fang Gang's hideouts
And that's why you went to the Dead End Hollow today!
That's right!
And then lots of things happened!
Anyway... Nicole and the others are in a blast zone right now!
Master... The news channel is currently broadcasting information that is most likely closely related to the commission
please watch it welcome back we're now live as the last vision corporation
train is about to depart and travel through the dead end hollow Why does she have a barcode on her forehead?
I don't know.
Maybe she escaped from the cat girl factory.
Yeah...
Oh no! I can't believe the last train is
leaving so early there's not enough time to finish
watching we have to come up with a way to stop
the explosives otherwise nicole's gonna be to hell how do we stop them
we can't stop the train in full view of the public will be arrested by public
security immediately the safest way would be to report it
to public security.
But if we do that, the Cunning Hair's identity as Hollow Raiders might be
exposed. Proposal! We can intercept the train
within the hollow.
The outside world can't see what's going on inside, so we don't need to worry about getting caught!
Right... If we infiltrate the dead end hollow
and try to intercept the train along its route
theoretically it's plausible is anyone
actually following so can you get the
real-time location of the train
basically um
calculating a safe route Basically, um... fucking...
Uhhhhhh... the fuckin'...
So like... Okay so...
basically...
Okay.
That's good.
Story commission now available.
Okay.
Good.
Now what happens if I do this?
Like let's say I do like a combat commission, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Whatever. Logistics. a combat commission, right? Yeah yeah yeah whatever. Um...
Logistics disaster
Commission details
So like there's no way to even farm this shit out.
What's going on? Yeah, I don't know.
Let me see.
Yeah, I've got this level.
I'm level 10 already.
Personal homepage?
Oh boy!
Okay, um...
I don't know what that is.
I'm trying to see, like maybe i should try to um
how do i use my energy on in the game how do i use energy After the next mission, everything unlocks? Let's do it then.
Yeah let's fucking do it.
Okay do it okay the agent trial mode toggle uh i don't want this get this off my screen when disabled you use your own agents.
Okay, yeah, I get it.
I get it.
Okay.
You cannot switch agents...
Wait, wait, wait.
So I can't...
I have to...
Confirm?
Okay, good. Yeah, I want to use my own guys.
Okay,
I think this is
additional ability currently activated the okay the fuck okay how are people level 20 already they probably just speed run
again like realistically i'll just speed around
in a game like you if you skip every cutscene you only do the combat bro like
if i just did combat i would have got here in like
i'm not even kidding like 20 minutes Loud and clear. This is cool!
I've never seen a proxy that's able to communicate with a fellow.
It's been a whole lot of time- That's true, yeah
I forgot it came out last night.
Always glad to hear that
It's time to put the plan into action and stop
the train. Before that, we have
to go over each step. No problem!
I've got it down pat.
Our target is Vision's train carrying
the explosives
if it's controlled by a computer in the driverless mode we can put obstacles
in certain sections to change this trains route and force
it through a tunnel
i'll find a way Ooh!
Then it's my time to shine that's right wise your task is to enter the train through the vent on the roof
and head to the driver's compartment to shut the train down don't worry barry and i will
assist you throughout the process as for the dead end butcher unfortunately we still can't pinpoint
its location be careful out there good luck guys
let's get started let's go I play the game now?
I'm ready to go to work!
Ooh, that's pretty obvious
Hurry up and switch the tracks, man, what happened?
What happened?
What happened?
What's going on?
Wait.
Why do I feel like it's coming from nearby
oh what's this high risk unit detected holy now we finally got a boss
oh yeah
what an intense Where'd he go? I wanna fight him.
I wanna fight him!
I can't fight him.
I can't fight his ass?
Fuck.
Let's keep going.
Another level of TVs
I can override the controls for the track so you can alter its direction
okay
crack it, let's go the train coming from the marker
okay there is a decelerator device in this area. Use it to slow down the train for a chance
to board.
Got it!
Got it, changing tracks now! Okay. Nice! I don't know what the hell I'm doing by the way. Ma'am? That sound... is the dead end butcher back?
Uh oh.
No, the train's coming!
Ooohh...
Uh oh.
Do it quick ma'am or it'll be too late! Uh oh.
Um, I guess I go to this what's this through
uh we're gonna collect it now because
we're at full anyway
okay uh revives two drops okay that's
good let's go down this way
Okay... obstacle okay you are small and the client is essentially a cat
perhaps you can squeeze through okay let's see if we get through
the hell The hell? are we going the right way that gomata there's no problem with your route judging from how the train was damaged by external forces
it's very likely an ethereal through it here
oh that's some scary strength.
Your next stop is on the other side of the train car.
Do you think you can get across?
Ooh, it's going to make her do this thing.
I could probably get across, but not with a bamboo.
And with all these sinkholes around i don't think we could just walk around the train um
excuse me Who's this? Who speaking?
Is that the train car with a gorgeous lady voice?
Excuse me, Miss Train.
We're in a rush here.
Could you please go to the side and let us... Why does she keep making that noise?
Because she's a cat.
Stop playing around.
Quit fucking around, bitch.
Stop playing around, Nekomata.
Someone's on the other side.. Yeah you dumbass!
Excuse me? Are you investigators from the Hollow Investigative Association?
She sounds like Firefly.
Can we help you with something?
What's up? Can we help you with something?
Hang on a sec! Whether we're with the association or not shouldn't we find out who
this train is first in this line of work people usually introduce themselves oh sorry i didn't Ooh.
Yeah, she's pathetic just like Firefly is.
Yep. Okay... I'm at Gemini, RH negative blood type.
She's so pathetic bro like let's be real. Be real.
Uh you don't have to cover all the details.
Anyway how come your in a place like this
there was a very dangerous ethereal nearby i got separated from my
companions while hiding from it i don't have any carrot data with me if you're investigators then
you'll know the way out of here right could you please lead me out So she's just an ordinary person-
She deserves to get bullied?
You think so?
What the heck is The Lost Maid doing
somewhere so dangerous?
What do you think?
Should we help her? What do you think? Should we help her? What do you think? Should we help her?
Not unless we can somehow break through the train car to the other side.
Otherwise, to stay on time for our plan,
We've got to turn back immediately and choose another route.
Excuse me! we've got to turn back immediately and choose another route excuse me sorry i was listening to your conversation jesus
are you saying if i can get you to the other side,
I can come with you?
Yeah. You could get us through.
Almost... Hang on!
I'm nearly there was she stuck you wanna go underneath
what the hell?
Oh, you almost got her man.
Nice try. Oh!
It's this one.
Damn, I thought that was a boss.
They hired a Discord kitten
for this character's voice actress
uh i think that there are all discord kittens let's be real
yeah they're pretty much all just pretty much the same
are you really just a mauled are you really just a maid sorry
uh well we work in many different fields including the hollow services oh right
you're in a hurry aren't you i can help as long as you take me out of this
holo please what do you think Please.
What do you think? Now that she's helped us destroy the train car, we can move forward on our original route right?
As long as she doesn't talk too much. As long as she doesn't talk too much.
That's right, yeah!
Yeah I agree it's wise.
Yeah shut up bitch!
She's a stranger.
She may be hiding things
That's right! That's right!
Why are there no ball characters? There are, we're gonna kill them.
Okay now what?
What?
Damn, these guys are dying fast.
He didn't mean it. I thought we agreed not to talk too much.
He didn't really need to be completely silent.
Really?
I'm so sorry! Get lost! Oh!
Oh, bro. I hit that at the right time.
I don't know why the fuck that didn't happen.
Ooh, what the fuck? she got a fire sword
damn y'all see that shit I'm going to go around and around and stop. oh i forgot i was doing this foreign could you help us move something happy
the goal is to use it to wait on the switch Alright, do I get to move oh i can
move i can play the game yo what
valve status and the lock is not smart okay uh let's do this.
Ooh, big money!
Let's move this out of the way.
We'll get this here.
Let me fight this thing
okay okay Damn, bro. He got fucked up. By the way, Kordovar, are your companions as strong as you? Huh?
They're much stronger than me!
I'm not sure if that's true or not...
I don't know what to say about it.
I think they're just too weak for us.
I mean, we can do this.
We can do this. We can do this. We can do this. strong as you huh they're much stronger than me oh there he is oh
oh that's a big boy
pocket uh Clear out!
Got his ass. Okay, now what?
Okay let's loot this. Nice.
Get that. Nice.
Get this. Nice. Nice, okay.
So I need to go and push these things back
Uh oh Okay, I'm gonna push these over.
Okay good there's one more. Huh, the train seems to be going the wrong way today.
I feel like i'd be pretty stressed if that was happening. How they're not stressed out about that
well how the do i move it Oh, there we go.
Okay.
Now what?
What's going on here? Now what?
Ooh, here we go.
This is when we get on the train.
Alright, let's get Great. Let's drop off Corrin on the way out.
Alright, let's get her out of here.
Nice! Free money. Okay. Warning. Hollow exit detected within 100 meters. The commission for the housekeeping company employee, Corinnein could be completed
huh did you say something
i guess nothing is saying your guest
recently that's not nothing i was just saying that our guest reached her destination
Thank you so very much. Without your help, I'd be lost in this hollow forever.
You did pretty good yourself. Thanks to your chainsaw, we really cut a lot of time there!
It's my first time meeting a real-life Bingboo Hollow investigator...
Can you please tell me your names? I'll come back with my companions to thank you later
bobby wasn't happy to say thanks sounds great i'll be looking forward to it.
Yeah? You for real? Wouldn't that expose your identity?
Oh, I get it. After being so defensive with me,
it's no problem if it's corny
my apologies for speaking out of turn
i think i should be leaving now yeah whatever happened to that thing where she's supposed to shut the fuck up
remember that
now all we have to do is wait for the train to arrive.
The train's slowing down! Wait, this isn't the regular route! Everyone on alert!
Do we get on there?
Let's go. Now is our chance. Let's jump!
Okay... Let's do it!
In a tunnel?
Go, Proxy! please make sure that you and your client are ready
careful master your posterior struck the train roof with considerable force nice Nice. Nice. Don't be discouraged. Your sibling liked your appearance. I believe, tiny and cute was how they described you.
My apologies for not being cute enough normally.
This window is small even for Nekomata, and she's basically a liquid.
But it's a piece of cake for you.
You should be called King of the World.
Now, King of the World, Please head to the driver's compartment
To complete your coronation
Okay, okay
Just need to press
The emergency stop button
I'm not going to have to move this shit around, am I? Hey, Captain said we've deviated from the route. What's going on?
Looks like this train was loaded with a lot more than just explosives. The news didn't mention any of this come in captain
a talking bang boo just fell in from on top
of the train should we hand it over to
director perlin yes sir
eliminate immediately
damn what's Damn! What's going on here? Oh, wait.
Over here!
I'm coming for you!
You're not getting away from me!
I'm coming for you!
I'm coming for you!
I'm coming for you!
I'm coming for you!
I'm coming for you!
I'm coming for you!
I'm coming for you!
I'm coming for you! I'm coming for you! I'm coming for you! What?
She's trying to help us.
What the hell?
Okay, now what oh fuck Oh, hey. You're back. Why don't you go get some
rest? I'll go check on Eos.
What
about the girl? Any news from
Nekomata? I haven't been able to get
a hold of her. She should still be in the Hollow.
She said she had a carrot, but the exit is probably pretty far.
But it's not all bad! The news just said Vision is putting off a demolition on Canvas Street until at least tomorrow night, due to technical difficulties.
When you put it like that I can finally breathe a sigh of relief...
But you know, it is strange.
Right.
Vision must have already realized the train deviated from its original route,
that they hid it from the media.
What's more, Vision clearly said
it was an unmanned train with explosives
but it was full of armed soldiers!
They were dressed like public security
But I heard them saying...
What is that weird fucking emote for?
The fuck is that shit?
The hell?
... I'm getting something from us too. We should ask her when she gets back. But let's not think about that for now. You should get some rest before she gets here. Sinking with the bamboo can be very draining after all. Take a nap, you must be exhausted or keep an eye out?
Alright
Holy shit.
Get some rest? Okay.
So does this unlock everything right here? Or did I unlock everything right here?
Or did I unlock everything already?
How does it work?
Sleep first, okay.
I'll just stare and feel more relaxed. Okay.
Video store manager.
Hello, tin master.
Coffee shop normal routine.
Okay, good. Jesus. jesus oh
okay nothing just under a street corner
nothing as dramatic staff found out
today the coffee
shop uses vr players some sort of superstition sounds like a good thing to me okay
these players wants coffee before i start playing okay
can't give them sudden searching customers you're not working wait
i have to work what the i have to work at a coffee shop
god damn it at a fucking coffee shop? Goddammit.
Fuck.
Okay, um...
I gotta stop because like
I was hoping after that mission it would be over
so I guess
I'll probably just finish this tomorrow
yeah, I'll give
some thoughts about the game
and get into it.
Now, this is my first time playing the game.
I think that...
Um...
Is that what you want to find? Yeah, I'll probably do stuff with Sfand and uh
You know. Do stuff
With him in a bit so we we'll see what happens, right?
I think that...
I think the story sucks.
Just period. I think it sucks.
That's number one.
Number two,
I think that
I don't think
the gameplay is as good
as Wuthering Waves,
the action combat
gameplay.
I think in some ways
it's cleaner than
Wuthering Waves
but like maybe like you could think of it like this right wuthering
waves is like a deeper pool whereas this is like a really pretty pond so it's like this looks good but like a lot of the things
that i ended up doing that looked really cool on sk on camera and on screen i was just pressing
left click over and over,
And these things were just automatically happening right?
It's almost like I was playing Final Fantasy 16 with all those automatic dodge,
Automatic attack, automatic parry parry. Everything right?
That's the way I was feeling, right?
I think that the gameplay is gonna get
really repetitive and super boring
when you're only in
the same handful of different environments over and
over. And I'm sure that in some
places, that's not going to be the case.
But it feels
extremely repetitive
because like, I played the game for like four hours and i'm basically doing
the same mobs in the same areas over and over and over story presentation in the beginning is much better than genesis on zero
oh it's better than weathering waves at the beginning yeah it definitely is it's way better
um
the aesthetic of the game is okay,
but I feel like the open world aspect
of the game
is inferior
not only to a game
like Wuthering Waves
but it's also inferior
I would say
even to a game like
uh... Nice.
Um, okay, never mind.
Uh, compared to
a game like Honkai Star Rail.
Like there's no...
It's basically just a lobby, you know?
You just go to the lobby and that's it.
And maybe later on in
the game, there will probably be another
area like this that i will probably unlock
but i bet it'll probably have the same
it will have this the same issue right where it's like kind of very um
very like, controlled
I guess you could say.
Where it's like there are these things, right?
But why would you really do this? Who cares?
Like, you can't even open up a map
at least I don't think you can, right? Can even open up a map. At least I don't think you can, right?
Can you open up a map?
No it looks like I can't even open up a map.
So Tower of Fantasy might be better.
Yeah so it's like
A lot of those things about the game I find to be kind of problematic.
And I think that it's going to hurt the replay value of the game.
And that's really what it comes down to more than anything.
It's that I think these things and these limitations
are bad for the replay value of the game
because there's just not really a lot
of nuance or interest to it.
So... not really a lot of like nuance or interest to it so I think honk at my third is a lot better I don't know I I didn't really like that game very much but um
like the combat for this game is decent right it's decent
but so much of it feels like i'm auto playing
like i feel like i don't even have autonomy over what's happening half the
time
so thoughts on the tv mechanic i don't think the tv mechanic is that great like and i'm not
out on this game right i don't think it's a bad game i'll play it more i'll probably
play like i'm probably not going to stream this game a whole lot more
than like maybe a little bit tomorrow but uh other than that i mean it was it's all right
it's just not you playing on challenging mode or normal mode i'm playing on uh challenge mode
but it's not about like whether it's like the it's the mechanics like if
the mobs did twice as much damage and had twice as much health that would not make
the combat better. That's not what makes combat good, if it's hard like having hard
combat isn't having good combat.
You gonna play Wuthering Waves again? Yeah, yeah, of course.
I've been playing it a lot.
I wanted to grind the fuck out of...
It's alright, this game I'm already bored.
Yeah, that's kind of the way I feel about it, right?
In Wuthering
Waves, like I remember whenever I wasn't playing it on
stream, I'd always look forward to finishing my
stream and then I would grind it like crazy off
screen. And I feel like
this game is much more, like...
So this is a bad parallel.
But I'm going to use it anyway in order to hopefully explain
a point that's a little bit abstract.
If Wuthering Waves or Honkai Star Rail is like let's say that game is Elden Ring this
game feels more like Armored Core in the way that it's an extremely narrow experience
but that experience is pretty good right the combat is good in this game it's
clean but it is a very narrow slice of the
experience this is still
chapter one? Yeah, but like go back
and look at my first impressions of Wuthering
Waves, Chapter One. Look at my first
impressions of Tower of Fantasy
Chapter One or Honkai Star Rail chapter one you see what I'm
saying it's too simple but yeah so that's the way I feel.
It's a lobby game?
Yeah, yeah, I think it definitely is
and again
That doesn't mean that the game's bad
I'm not shitting on the game. I haven't played
it enough to really have a strong opinion,
but if you ask my first impressions,
that's what my first impressions are.
It's just...
A lot of the dialogue is just as annoying and
meandering as the Star Rail dialog, right?
A lot of the conversation points are a waste of time.
They're bringing up things that don't matter.
It's just half of it is filler.
It's bad,
right?
But yeah,
that's generally what I think about at Toyoverse though... Yeah. That's generally what I think
about it. Toyoverse though? Yeah but I'm saying
like, it's still bad though
right? Like even if it's the same developer
like it-it's bad and also
some people might like that storytelling i don't like it
and this is my opinion not the opinion so
that's what my opinion is i think it's problematic in the same way
also i think that the story in like let's say Star Rail
was automatically a lot more compelling than this story.
Like The Wuthering Wave story
was very mediocre at the beginning and i think that the only good part of The Wuthering Wave story was very mediocre at the beginning, and I think that the only good
part of the Wuthering Wave story was the end of the...
The end of like the launch story. Like you know where you're fighting a Threnodian and everything right?
That was cool.
And then 1.1 was really good from...
What do ya call it?
What do ya call it?
Fuck what am I thinking?
One point is very good for Wuthering Waves.
But if you think back on Bellabog
with Star Rail
that was amazing.
That was great. That was so good and this is a lot worse than that in my opinion
okay so our bell bugog was peak. Yeah, it was really,
really good. It started off strong.
This is almost like if they had started off Star Rail
in the most filler arc of the Lofu, you know?
That's the way I feel about it.
Don't compare Wuthering Wave to that piece of shit.
Well, I mean, I'm just saying like these are all the different games right?
So...
Bellabug's at the bar for Gacha story arc? Yeah, exactly.
This story has a completely different tone. It does. And I'm
trying to take that into consideration
but like, I don't find any part
of the story interesting. I don't think
the characters are particularly interesting.
Like, the cat girl is probably
the most interesting character so far
The rest of them seem like they
are
stereotypes in a way?
No- I mean like maybe not
archetypes. Better way to say it
they're just archetypes. Tropes?
Sure yeah tropes.
Whereas like the Kakarot was kind of really stupid and weird so at least it's unique
Cookie Cutter? Yeah
Kafka was immediately interesting
yeah, and March 7th was immediately interesting Don Hung was immediately interesting. Yeah, and March 7th was immediately interesting.
Don Hung was like kind of interesting, right?
Like Himiko
and Welt are pretty boring.
It's like imagine every character
being like that
and like they're better characters because
you can have a boring character but whenever it's
a boring character inside of an exciting cast, it can make the boring character
more special.
Well, that's cool. No, no
and yeah, of course the characters have improved, right?
I'm comparing the beginning of the stories,
right? that's it
so you're still in tutorial to be honest. For sure, man.
And as I play more of the game...
...I will have hopefully a different opinion.
But this is what my opinion is right now.
And so as it evolves i will change
what i say and what i think right
this should not have made a six hour tutorial yeah that this... it's a crazy amount of time for this to be a tutorial.
So yeah, you'll hate on the TV later.
I think that TV mechanic is uh...
I think it will become tedious extremely quickly.
Like,
it's not tedious to me yet
but I think
it will become tedious
very fast
and also I think that there are like it will become tedious very fast.
And also I think that there are like so many loading screens that i bet farming materials in this game will be annoying too
It will almost probably feel like
Starfield
yeah, where it's like you have a
loading screen and then your intro screen
and then the closing screen
and then the credit screen and then the closing screen and then the credit screen
and then the loading screen again, right?
It's like you're spending more time
in the loading screens
than you are playing the game.
Open world collecting is pretty tedious but I wish the combat was better.
Yeah, for example, I played Granblue Fantasy Relink
which is also basically a hunting game
so like...I get how-I get it. Right? I get it. But that's just what my first impressions of the game are. Did you play Starfield? I'm level 200 in Starfield. I'm level 200 in Starfield.
So... Oh, by the way, with
completely maxed out gear
every combat stat is maxed out
like, yeah.
... stat is maxed out like yeah
you don't even get an achievement for getting level 200 by the way you do for level 100 not for 200.
i'm a rock picker
yep on Uranus
actually
like literally that's the exploit
that's how
I level so fast
can we just play power world tomorrow? Yeah, I might
Play Pal World tomorrow. We'll see what happens
Genshin will bully you away after this
Yeah yeah sure
But that's my first impressions of the game
That's what i think. I think if i were to rate my first experience
with a game it would be a six i would say this game is a six which again like a six
is is like i will play a game that's a six. That's fine.
And I think that it will get better in time.
And I spent
like fucking four or five hundred dollars on it
so, like, I'm invested. Like, I'll play it for more
than one day, Right? But um...
You know like let's be honest
So uh
600 yeah maybe
Music is 6? Music is okay
It feels generous with what we've seen at least.
I think that people don't
know what a 5 and a 4 and a 3
and a 2 and a 1 really are then.
I think this game is a 6.
Like it plays well it plays well,
it functions well,
the story is voice acted,
the systems work,
the UI is fine.
There's a lot of the like
things you take for granted
that are all like
kind of basic things
that a lot of games get wrong this game does get
all those things right but that doesn't make it a good game that just meets the baseline and
that baseline is like a four or five right so yeah I think it's like right now
my experience with the game
is a six.
And I feel very strongly about it being
a six. I don't think it's close to five
but I don't think it's close to seven.
I think it's dead right there in the middle of a six.
So, yeah.
That's what I think.
Yeah, and so
that's my opinion
I think that also the characters
are
like I can't run around with
my character
I don't know if that's gonna change later on, like
running around with the
shark girl or anything else
but if you can't look at the character
you can later
You can later.
You can't even jump?
Yeah, why can you not... Okay, that's good.
Why can you not jump?
Yeah.
But there's a lot of little things like that
that's nitpicky stuff.
But um... That's really about it.
What score would you consider Star Rail in comparison?
Star Rail for being a gacha game is literally a 10.
It's basically a perfect gacha game.
I'm, like, really
like that it's a 10. Like
yeah, it's amazing.
So It's a 10. Like, yeah, it's amazing. So an 8.5?
I mean, like, look...
I'm saying that...
Yeah, it's a 10.
Wuthering waves is probably, like, say an 8.5 or 9 right now
I think with 1.1 it went from an 8 to an 8.5 to a 9
But yeah, Star Rail is a 10 how? Because it does everything incredibly well.
That's why.
Yeah I mean there it is.
No skip button so 9.5?
I don't think that's a that's not a big deal to me so yeah uh that's
what my opinion is about the game uh i don't uh i i don't hate the game i don't think it's
really great either this is a game i would probably like after
i kind of play and go through all the content in this game
i don't know if i would come back and stream patches of this game unless I was being
sponsored or something.
Which is like, that's not necessarily the game's
bad it's just that like I could do something
else so like unless they make it worth my while
to play the game then I'm probably not going to do it.
And there's been a number of games like that.
But yeah,
I'll probably play more of this
if it's not tomorrow, it'll be the day after
or it probably will be tomorrow
and I might also tomorrow, it'll be the day after. It probably will be tomorrow and
I might do also like more
PAL World First Descendant
you know, might do some other shit
Like I'm probably just gonna be fucking around
with a few of those different goofy games
until the 8th, which is whenever Once Human comes out.
And I'm very excited for that game.
I'm actually more excited for that game than I am
of this game or First Descendant and that's coming out on the 8th.
9th? Oh yeah I think it's like ninth for other parts in the world but
it's eighth here, i don't remember. Well yeah anyway guys thanks a lot for watching watching that means you think hunk i sorrow
is better than armor core six no i that doesn't mean that if go back and listen to the vod again
i'm not going to explain what i said because you're stupid and
you deserve to have to waste your time and look
back and see how you're wrong but uh yeah anyway guys thank you all very much for watching i will
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and so yeah guys thanks a lot for watching really appreciate it uh we had a great stream
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