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BIG DAY NEW RELEASE FIRST DECENDANT REACTS NEWS DRAMA FIRST @StarforgeSystems @MadMushroomGG @MythicTalent @OTKnetwork
07-02-2024 · 8h 08m
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... so so ¶¶ I'm becoming less defined as days go by, fading away.
Well you might say I lose focus, kind of drifting in the atmosphere is I can see right through myself Sometimes, I think I can see right through myself
Sometimes, I can see right through myself
Last concern
Ah! You guys hear me?
Yep. What's up boys how y'all doing? You on time recently? What happened?
I know man, trust me.
I'm just as surprised as you are.
Don't worry, it won't last.
I'll ruin it soon, okay?
But yeah, I uh...
Just got up maybe a little bit ago.
I got a pretty good amount of sleep which was good for once
and that's pretty much it!
So I went and I got a drink at the store
There were some weird uh some kind of crackhead i don't know what breed of crackhead it was but it
was a crack head and he was in front of me at the drink
machine he's getting in the way
It's like, I don't want to look at you
because if i looked at you this might aggro
you. Oh that's the last thing
we want! You know?
So I tried to do my best
to stay away from him.
I got my drink.
He had an argument with the cashier,
naturally.
And what was the argument about?
Guess what?
Him getting a drink that
he didn't want to pay for.
Wow!
What a surprise. Money, that's
right. And so I walked right around
him and I went done I, and I went done.
I went, I left, I was done.
You know, that's it.
If you aggro the crackhead, it's hard to disengage.
That's right.
And yeah, give me a free drink.
Well, he filled...
He had two cups up
that he had filled
each of the cup
like
this much up
with water
not soda
water
and he had two of them and and Not soda, water.
And he had two of them.
And why did you just fill one up all the way?
I don't know.
But that's what a crackhead does, right?
You can't figure out like in order to understand what a crackhead
does and how they think, you gotta
start doing crack. So it's
like if you're not willing to do crack, you're not gonna
understand the crackhead. That's just the way it is.
Same thing happened to me if it was tobacco?
Yeah, exactly.
You can't understand the ways.
Exactly. You've got to think about it.
Less weight on each arm. True, true yeah maybe for one of his
buddies? I watched him go outside
he didn't have any friends. He just had a bike
that he parked out there. That's what it was
probably a stolen bike but you know
that's the way it is.
Ugh! Smoke crack I might know but I stopped? That's a good idea
man. Yeah, isn't water free
on those machines? Uh yeah
it is. The lady was just like the cashier
she was like...
Cause he talks like a crackhead too right?
But he's not talking the way a normal person talks
And so she could see, like...
Uh-oh!
She was like, alright.
You get out of here right now.
Before you explode.
You know? Something's gonna go wrong.
So yeah, if y'all feel like crackheads yet
she said, you want a free drink? Okay, you got two free drinks
there ya go! See ya! Get outta here!
She didn't have her preachers video on you
I saw it got recommended to me. I'll talk about it in a bit, man.
And do you have steak today yet?
No, I didn't.
I'll have that later on.
I had steak yesterday though.
That's it.
Have you ever thought
about funding
a Web3 game?
So here's the thing.
I don't give a fuck about
Web3 games.
I don't care if they are
Web3 or if they're not
Web3.
I care if they're good.
You want to know the reason why Web3 games aren't popular?
It's because they suck donkey dink! That's the reason.
Why is it that Counter-Strike, for all intents and purposes, functions the same as a game with NFTs but everybody plays it and everybody likes it?
What's the difference?
Counter-Strike is a good game and the other games are not.
I don't think anybody actually cares about NFTs in games, they care about bad games that use NFTs as a selling point because the gameplay sucks that's the reason why
that's the worst kind of it is it certainly is it's at the bottom of the list so yeah
that's basically where we're at. The people
who care about Web 3 after making a video game? The people that care about Web 3
are the people that cared about crypto last year and now they're into
AI. They are an AI prompt
engineer, okay? Like that's
their new job. And nobody
pays them any money though, right? Except for
their mom that gives them an allowance.
But otherwise, yeah, that's the way
it is now. Like a lot of these
games and a lot of these different types of
new innovations
It's just a new innovation
The reason why Web 3 isn't popular is because
it has no value
to anybody else. That's the way
I would see it, right?
It adds value to the publisher, it adds value
to the developer but how does it add value to the user?
And that's a big problem. That's
why Steam is number one!
You wanna know why Steam is number one? I'll tell you
why. Because it provides a value
to the user first.
Like, you look at BattleMet... Holy fuck! What is this bullshit?
Oh wow! Oh f-fucking three more fairy mounts!
Get the fuck out of here!
What a joke!
This is just an ad, it's a bunch of fucking
advertisements that's all it is, just a bunch
of fucking advertisements. So meanwhile
Steam you just go directly to your games.
And Epic's the same thing. I talked to somebody that worked at Epic and they worked on the game store
I told them it was their fucking face!
And to be fair...
They were very receptive And and did not dislike me.
We exchanged contact information so we'll see what happens.
However, you know...
Yes I've told them this!
I fucking said it directly to them.
Yes,
I was at a fucking industry event thing and so yeah,
it was...
I talked to a bunch of people there.
I totally agree.
I applied the next ITG funding,
published the best Web3 skill
to earn game
period? Here's the problem.
Okay. Let's dial
something back. Let's go a little
bit back. Why is is it why do people want to do play to earn
most people don't there's this pretense that there is a huge contingency of people who want to play a video game and make $2 an hour off it.
No, they aren't! All those people are in South America and that's it. And maybe
Malaysia? I don't know if Malaysia... How is Malaysia doing nowadays? I'm not really
sure. Maybe Africa? You know some countries over there pretty much suck right?
And so yeah if they've got terrible economy
They're gonna want to do it but who the fuck is going to want to spend eight hours a day to make ten
dollars what are you talking about
what is this it's not fun the idea that
people want to make money playing video games
is antithetical to a lot of people who play video games.
They play video games to relax and get away from that.
So the moment you take money and
turn it into a component of the game,
you've destroyed the reason why they're
there in the first place. Again people are
not thinking about
the user you don't think about the user
you're going to fail that's the way
I see it so yeah
gaming as a job now what is for
people like you go in classic cataclysm,
you go talk to a gold farmer,
they're gonna probably be speaking
Spanish. They're gonna be
speaking some other fucking
Asian language and it's not chinese anymore
bro they have leveled up like yeah there's some bad places in china still
yeah but compared to how it was even 15 years
ago it's a totally different universe so yeah i play games deliberately to waste time
yeah people play games to get away from that man see you can't go and turn it and make
it the same thing did you see force gaming's tweet about first descendant monetization?
It's wild. Let me guess,
the Nexon
game made by a
Korean first party developer
has pay to win-win features.
Let me guess...
It is? Oh! Ho ho ho ho!
What?! Oh! What?
Alright.
Great, thank God.
Yeah I love when games in free content. Yeah exactly well
I'm not sponsored by playing this game
I thought I was gonna get a sponsor to play this piece of shit
But apparently I have to do it for free and so I'll go through the pay-to-win systems and we'll look at them directly, right?
Yeah. So I'll see it all for myself.
I'm not gonna do that right now but yeah...
Ultimate Descendants cost money or you'll grind forever to get them?
Well, we'll see how the game works.
I don't know what the details are but I guess we just have to find out.
Let's see here...
People crying about pay-to-win in Asian games are so dumb.
Well, that's fair because we're not in Asia.
It's like yeah, it is the way it is. We're not over there.
So you gonna make a game for a Western audience?
You know, you should expect that Western audiences are going to have different set of expectations
Like what the fuck do you want?
How do you not think that's going to happen?
Just don't play them?
Yeah.
If you're tired of eating d eating decks the maybe put down the fork
do not stop chewing spit amount
that's what i would say
so yeah i i don't know some people are like that but you know
that's how they are history answer i still think monetization could help the
competitiveness of the game though imagine if you could place a bet
on your name your next ranked league game
wouldn't you focus more?
If you could wager money
on a league game, yeah that
sounds like a great way to get your game
regulated by the EU massively.
See like a lot of people this is what you don't
understand. There are so many
rules and regulations that have to
deal with, um... Like, I
know 10% of this stuff,
right? Like, I own a publishing company and
I've dealt with this stuff.
One time... Let me give you an example.
So a community manager that worked at WoW
one time told me
because I used to do death rolls on the EU servers. And so he messaged
me and he was like yeah so i've been seeing you've been doing death rolls on
the EU servers.
And I said, yep,
I have them.
People have been liking them a lot.
He's like, that's crazy.
I see a lot of people
like them.
Well here's something
interesting you might
not know.
There are a lot
of rules in the EU about gambling.
And I said, really? He said yeah.
In fact there's a lot of rules that we have to follow and make sure people don't break?"
And I said,
Yeah.
He says,
Yes.
So sometimes whenever people gamble
we could get in trouble for what they're doing
even though we didn't put it in the game.
And I said, are you telling me
that you don't want me to do death rolling on EU servers?
He says yes please stop,
please fucking stop, please stop
oh my god, please stop.
And I was like, okay, fine, I'll do it.
I'll stop. And that's what it was.
That's why I stopped doing death rolls on EU servers.
That's the reason.
Because they didn't... Please stop. because they didn't
Please stop cuz he didn't he didn't he never told me directly. He never said don't do it
he was just trying to hopefully explain that to me because it's not like they I think that they feel like they couldn't say it because maybe that would make them
liable or something like that. But yeah, that's exactly what
it was just go here. Yeah there it is. It's the implication
Yes exactly should have death roll them to stop?
That's a good idea.
Thank God you could read between the lines.
No, it's fine, right?
Yeah, it's not a big deal.
But yeah.
And what's a death roll?
People roll at like they started
at 1,000 or a million
and then they roll all the way down to like...
Let's say you roll one to a million.
Then you roll 600,000.
Then the next guy rolls 600,000
or one to 600, thousand and then he rolls two
hundred thousand and like you just keep going down
and the first person who hits the number one loses
so yeah it's actually so fucking fun. We used to do this like every day
So yeah
it's not real money only in-game money
That's the crazy thing about the EU
is we had a conversation about that too
So yeah isn't that nuts but what happens if you lose well you lose
all your money yeah like basically it's like two people wager a hundred bucks
right or 100 not 100 on her box oh I a hundred gold right so like uh it's under golden
100 gold and so like if you win you get their
hunter gold and if they win make it your hundred
gold that's the way it works right gaming is
highly regulated in austria oh yeah no i mean i'm big fan of that i think that's what they
should do i mean until they do that you can't blame developers for adding loot boxes it's
i mean it's great for them but yeah technically gold is money too since you can buy and sell gold
it technically gold is not money because there's no actual exchange there's no exchange rate for
it and there's no direct way of doing it without breaking the rules of the game.
So yeah, that's not really true but I see what you're saying.
Yeah...
I can't even gamble with channel points?
Yeah, I think that's in Sweden or some shit right?
I-I think so.
I don't really remember exactly, but yeah, something like that.
Do you have drops of the first descendant today?
Great question.
Let me see.
Viewer rewards drops.
The first descendant...
Where is that?
The first descendent launch, Nexon...
It looks like everybody
gets them.
I think everybody gets them.
It's just... What do you call it?
It's like, yeah, you log in, that's it.
So, yeah, I'll play the game in a little while.
I'm not gonna play it like an hour realistically right?
But uh...I'll play later on today and go through as much as I can
Same shirt, this is the same shirt. I've worn a short for a few days but
yeah once human is better than the first
descendant well it's a good thing we can play both isn't it so yeah time to stack more random shit on my Twitch account?
Yeah, I don't even know how to get a Twitch drop
I have no idea. Though I don't give a fuck
to be honest. But uh...yeah
We'll talk. Do you shower and wear the same shirt
or do not shower? I shower once a week
usually. Uh...I don't really feel like
I need to shower more than that, so I
just don't. Uh...I've thought about
doing it bi-weekly. Like
uh...if I...for...like...I don't know in an alternate universe if I for... like, I don't know, in an alternate universe
if I ever had a girlfriend or something
like that, I probably would have to shower twice a week, right?
But other than that, no.
I don't really worry about it
that much. You... well, the thing is I don't sweat. I don't really worry about it that much. You? Well, the thing is like
I don't sweat.
I don't have any sort of issue at all.
I don't smell bad.
I'm very skinny
and so I don't have weird...
Have you ever seen fat people and they'll have like weird, like you know ever see like fat people and they'll
have these weird infections between
their fat rolls? You know, we don't
have to deal with that right? And so
I don't need to worry about that kind of
stuff. Yeah the folds, yeah exactly it's like a
like a pug but like their whole face is like their whole body's like that so yeah
most people don't sweat whenever they're being physically active
whenever they aren't being physically active,
you'd be surprised, man. You really would
be. So yeah.
Bacteria grows in dark, wet places
such as fat flaps? True!
Vector at all costs, what's this?
Get this incel bait shit out of here
Uh oh
I wonder what she is going to say
I'm sure it's gonna be something very
reasonable. Here we go.
I have never seen a woman make a broke man rich, but I've seen plenty of men...
I have.
I have.
I'm going to just say right now,
there are girls that have a boyfriend and the boyfriend manages their OnlyFans
and they milk
that cow to the fucking bank.
So...
But, that's a specific example.
But there is an example.
Make broke women rich.
Do you think that we have a problem in society?
We definitely do,
we've got many of them.
But why is it that like
a woman will never stay with a broke man?
But a broke man has no problem, like, providing and building up a broke woman.
Because the thing is, nowadays...
The reason why is because women are supposed to be like homemakers in a lot of traditional society, and women are supposed to have kids. And so if you have a kid and you have to take care of the kid,
you're not gonna have time to have a job. So the expectation really is that
you know woman stays home and takes care of the kids and
make sure that the kids are okay, provides them with a good upbringing.
And then the father goes out and makes a living and pays for the family.
That's the way it's worked for thousands of years.
I know that there are 19-year-olds on Twitter
who think that this is a bad way of doing things.
It's not.
It's the best way of doing things.
It always has been, and it probably always will be.
Most broke women don't even think
they're broke, they just think that
they are dating the wrong man. That's true
But then I look at a guy who is like working
60 hours a week.
Yeah.
And then, oh she not gonna say this because
she probably wasn't on this side of the fence
but then the guy is working 60 hours a
week making a bunch of fucking money
then the girl complains
that he's not spending enough time with her.
Ha?
He's doing his fucking best and she'll look at him and be like that's
broke boy energy no that's that's hubby energy actually it's it's fucking husband material
actually i feel like as women we have have such a strong desire to be taken
care of that we forget
that men
are human beings.
Well, that's just the way it is,
right? That's the way society is. You know, I'm very much a traditionalist. I believe in traditional marriage. You know, it's like I would never tell, like if I had a wife, I wouldn't tell her she's not allowed to work, but I would expect to not make her work.
Right? That's the way it is. Because like I know that whenever I was growing up
my mom was at home and she would work sometimes.
She would, but she would work from home
and I know how much that enriched
not just my life,
but also all of my friends around me
and everybody like Cody, Jeff, Cameron
and Zach, you guys, Dylan,
they knew my mom and she would talk with
them. This was such a tremendous value
to all of us.
We got so much out of that that I would want to give that back
to the next
generation.
And so that's the way I see it.
Now obviously there's a bunch of entitled girls
that act like this and it's just ho behavior everybody knows its
hoe behavior but the reality is that a lot of these girls that act this way are like 22 years
old they have a bunch of guys that are hitting them up
that are making a lot of money, and this is
the problem that a lot of girls have,
is that they think whenever a guy
wants to fuck them, that
is like a compliment.
It's really not after he does
that.
He will stop talking to you or
not care about you.
And so there's a lot of women who
like view, you know, successful
or attractive guys
liking them, or something like that
as like, oh well I can do
so much better. This guy
thinks you're a hoe not a housewife
That's why he stops talking to you
literally after he leaves your
house or after you leave his house
He doesn't message you again
So that
posts nut clarity. There is a whole word for it.
Right?
And so a lot of people on social media get like a super distorted view
of things.
And I think guys get the same thing,
but it's like a different version of it.
But like the version that girls get is that they
see a lot of these attractive, successful
guys that are interested in them but
they don't understand the context of what that
interest actually is.
You see what I'm saying?
Look, people is. You see what I'm saying? And I'm just, look people might not want
to hear it
but that's a fact and like that happens
all the time man
my girl earns more than me
but still wants me to pay for my stuff
all the time, meals, etc. Yeah, I don't
know what the fuck...
Some kind of bullshit with
interpersonal relationship
I don't deal with that at all. So, yeah.
I hope they'll perish and help in population
management? Well, no! I don't think that they're
not going to perish and help in population management.
A lot of these women are also at the peak of their
attractiveness, and whenever they get uglier,
then they learn and
have their ego checked
and they stop thinking that way.
That's what happens! I've seen it happen
I'm thirty fucking four I've seen it happen. I'm 30 fucking four. I've seen it happen
and it's
sad in a way
but it happens. It does
I know, I know man.
38,
two kids,
my wife stays at home
and gets to volunteer
with the classes.
Yeah,
yeah it's a good thing
and so
it's hilarious
when that happens
well that's what
I'm really trying
to get at
and I know
some of what i'm
saying is incel uh it's it's what in sales say well they're right uh in some of the cases
they're right and so uh yeah what she's saying is true but but it's still how it is.
That's all there is to it and my friends want kids? It scares me?"
Well the reason why Zoomers don't want kids
is because they can't afford them.
That's the main reason. and it's not any other
reason like whenever I hear about like anybody talking about
like oh why do you want kids or don't want kids? The majority of time
if you have an extended conversation with these people,
economics comes up a number of times.
And so yeah it's just that poor people will die out and then we'll only
have rich people left right? I think that's what's going to happen.
That's the way it works, isn't it?
Elden Ring, amazing cinematic
fight. Oh, this boss is so good.
I feel like this boss is really early on. It's not
really that hard. And so people don't think about how
good this boss is but this is such an amazing boss
burying shield herring shield oh oh it's the dlc yeah it is
a little art of war Hello, Art of War?
Jesus Christ bro.
What is this?
Man. Fake, you think it's a fake game?
I don't think this is real either, I think this is actually a video game.
Jesus! Ooh... so There's a little bit of tech going on here.
She's like two-handing it, one handing it all this kind of shit.
This fight does such a great job showing what the...
Oh, shit!
Man.
MAN!
That was epic, it was. That was so fucking cool, man
Like I don't know
This is modded to shit? You think it's moded
Well either way it was really cool
Yeah that is awesome. I wonder how many attempts
I don't know, man.
Elden Ring is more anime than anime part 257.
It's crazy, isn't it?
Imagine being the developer for like um
like the new
Star Wars game and seeing
this and being like
oh man
shit Shit.
Fuck, man are you kidding me?
Are you kidding me bro like oh bro
what yeah I'm not surprised that sucks
but see as well it is what it was what's this. male but curious what being a female is like oh i understand this must be a quiz for Oh, I understand.
This must be a quiz for Final Fantasy XIV players.
Yeah.
No, I played that game.
For sure.
There you go.
It's fake
as heck? I don't know if it is or not.
Let's see here.
What's metrosexual?
Male, like
straight guys
that act as if they're
gay, basically.
That's kind of what it is?
And they're kind of prissy
in a way? European? Not really? Well that's the
way I usually have heard it used. Maybe that's not it? No? Okay well either way, that's what
I always hear. It's European! Yeah there you go.
Holy shit. You get mad pussy though? Well I'm sure sometimes it happens.
Let me see what the rest of this is. I've got to go through a bunch more of these.
Oh my God. Companies
on July, 1st of July. Companies when it's June.
Companies whenever Pride Month ends.
God.
Jesus guys.
Oh fuck.
I've never seen Konosuba is it any good?
People have told me to watch it but I just haven't really done it.
You are wrong,
It's a person who cares about himself very deeply with skincare, etc.?
Yeah, I don't know. I mean, I think that
a lot of these terms were just kind of invented,
right? So it's hard to say what is it
that's good. Yeah, maybe I'll watch it. Who knows?
Man ages over two decades.
Public is shocked.
Many people lie to themselves
about Henry Cavill's attractiveness.
He used to be cute
with a full head of hair
and youthful exuberance.
Now his balding hairline
is tragic.
Body ruined by steroids.
Any traces
of old attraction gone with him being a creepy
weirdo gamer? I think that
that's what she's upset about. She's
upset that a person
and like, by the way henry cavill never actually said any of this stuff or did
any of the creepy weird gamer stuff it's all people making it up and he's not even on social media hardly this is
all fan fiction that people have invented about this guy
it didn't even happen who's never even said said, you know, look at her ad?
It explains misandrist.
Oh yeah, yeah, there we go.
Of course.
I wonder what she would say if somebody did a video...
A comparison like this of her.
You know, when she was 20 and now when she's like what 40
or something like that. Yeah I'm
sure she'd like that a lot. I'm sure there would be
no differences right?
Guaranteed, guys.
Oh boy, it's not about oil. What's this? Showing our Japanese friends what we're fighting for? Oh my fucking god.
This is so fucking stupid.
Goddamn.
But yeah, probably pretty much accurate I would say.
And that's gold?
Yeah, I guess so.
What's happening? What's this?
This is the mythic-only fight of a WoW boss fight.
Yeah, it's like a raid.
This is the mythic-only version.
There it is.
Yep, there you go.
That's a Taco Bell date gone wrong?
Ooh, not so good.
Yeah, true!
It's written on?
Here we go again. Oh right!
So...
Yesterday
I made a tweet
or my editors
made a video about...
So, I called somebody out for being a rat
for shitting on MrBeast.
So, um...
Let me see if I can find it real quick.
There it is. me see if i can find it real quick
there it is so
the person has gotten very upset about the fact that I made a video about them making fun of him.
Let's read what they had to say
Asmongold was calling me
stupid cockroach and making fun of me for 20 whole minutes on his stream,
practically directing his army of unwashed incel followers to harass me about my identity.
How is this even remotely acceptable
by your terms of service?
I want to let you know that the only thing
I said about his identity
is that he was probably fat in real life
and at no point in this comment has
he refuted that statement. And I
think that says a lot, doesn't it gentlemen?
I think that we fucking figured out
I think we got to the bottom of it, uh-huh
Yep, there it is and so yes obviously
uh i did criticize you and this is what happens right
so when you get criticized on the internet for having an opinion
you're not being harassed it's just that people disagree with you
and this is the same person that was trying to farm hate about um what do you call it oh it's
uploaded to youtube please it goes against your targeted harassment that's right when
you're being criticized as targeted harassment it's so obvious that they're coordinating in some
discord server community note any sign of criticism
of their favorite little streamer.
Never seen a more pathetic
of grass-touching deficiency.
I have.
I've looked at your tweets.
Calling someone
a fat 35 year old roach
is not criticism.
It's by definition targeted harassment, no other way to define it."
I wonder what calling Mr Beast is?
Maybe that's racist harassment.
Maybe you should get banned too!
I don't know!
Yeah, jeez, FG35?
I have no idea.
But yep this is what happens.
Hmm... So this person's obviously Bro, he's getting down in the trenches
He's really upset about this
I hope this is some kind of
Elaborate troll and if it is hats off
this is a good one oh my god
i want to let you guys know something
seeing posts like this makes me happy.
It does, because I think that
I'm doing the right thing.
These disgusting little rats love to go and insinuate that somebody doing a good thing like
Mr. Beast is anything less
than a person who's doing
a good thing
they like to use racist innuendo
they like to make
implications that don't exist and they like to make implications that don't exist.
And they like to destroy people's credibility by lying.
So when I see the opportunity
To set things straight with a disgusting little rat that does this I
Do it and i'm gonna keep doing it
Because it's fun.
I like it
and when you get upset
it makes me happy
so keep crying
it only makes me want to do it more
So yep, there you go It only makes me want to do it more.
So, yep! There you go!
Cry and bitch and get upset about it all you want!
All it does is make me feel good!
That's the way it is, because listen
they would be doing
the same thing to me if the shoe
was on the other foot
and even if they weren't
it still doesn't make it any less fun.
So, yep! There it is boys! Crying and bitchin' and gettin' mad
that you got pulled up for your public fuckin'
tweet! This is a tweet that you made
in public.
This isn't a private DM, this
isn't something you made on a protected account.
This is a public statement
and you're mad that people are talking
about it. Well, that's
too bad.
They're doing it to Mr. Beast? I've seen
other people saying the same thing about Mr. Beast
actually. Uh, I have. Let me see if I can find
it here. There's been
a little bit more of this clip part two.
Yeah, of course! Let's see if I can
find it. Yep, there we go.
Oh, here's another person. MrBeast, oh here's another person
Um...
MrBeast would be shocked to know that there are American
homeless who urgently need help
Telescopic philanthropy
is cancerous helping Americans doesn't get you
nearly as many likes, though.
Let's see if he's helping Americans.
Well, he posted a comment that said save South Africa.
Yeah but whenever MrBeast actually tries to do that
He's a bad guy!
What the this?
This is amazing.
Oh, oh I see.
This is a um... a what do you call it?
This is a professional tweeter.
The Civil Rights Act is one of
the most oppressive forces this nation
has ever...
Oh, we got him!
Oh boy.
What the fuck? There it is.
He's a revolutionary. That's right.
Oh my god.
Some of these
are just...
The only way I'll be happy post-election is
if Trump becomes everything the left
thinks he is. You would think that there's some kind of law
that forces married nurses to have affairs with married cops.
What?
Oh my fucking god.
Most of my arguments have devolved from structured talking
points and ideas to you have to go back.
Admittedly, it's just...
Oh my god!
Okay we got one more.
We gotta do one more.
People think I'm extreme now but I was suspended from 8th grade
for advocating for extreme eugenics
policies to curb low IQq birth rates to solve poverty and crime issues
forced sterilization in an iq cast system realistically i'm incredibly mild compared to that deck.
Decades! That means this guy's at least 30.
Oh my god. Yep here we go guys this is somebody
who's making the world a better place thank god
thank god we have somebody here that's able to hold mr beast accountable
for this horrible behavior that he's been doing? Wow!
This guy belongs in your ban appeal videos? You know what, I bet he's already
been in one. Imagine if Mr Beast
cared about his fellow countrymen
and went to Appalachia
and tried to help families struggling with the
devastating effects of opioid addiction
or if he helped veterans recover from life-changing injuries.
That would actually be worth celebrating. So we have two sides of racist.
We have the racists that say that he's a colonizer because he's only helping black people for attention,
and then we have the other racist who says he's only helping black people for attention
and should be helping white people instead!
Oh my god! This is crazy! Bro, isn't it amazing that Twitter is free?
Man... raw egg nationalist. Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! That's probably not him in that picture.
Neither is that!
Uh-huh?
Oh my god
Man
Offering are people who were obese as teens more likely to be obese,
as well? Obesity is an inheritance.
Well I could have told you that!
Yeah... of course
study finds no yeah it why did you yeah duh
fat breeds fat well no it's like you ever seen a big
planet? Of course there's going to be little planets
orbiting around it. That's the way that's
gravity. What's the problem with that?
You've got people
like this that love crying and they love getting mad about Mr. Beast.
This is crazy! It's nuts! What's going on here?
Do you want to go crazy? No, it's... no. The real reason is because fat parents have
bad behaviors and then they pass those bad behaviors onto their kids. It's really not
that complicated, isn't it? Like you need to study for this? Come on! It's really not that complicated, is it? Like you need to study for this?
Come on.
It's common sense.
And so anyway...
Yeah.
So you have all these people and I want to show you one thing that all of these people
have in common.
No tangible
benefit to society.
That's what they have in common.
They're not doing anything,
they are not helping anyone but they are complaining
and they will keep complaining and I respect their right to complain
But I also don't agree with them respect their right to complain.
But I also don't agree with them,
and that's why we're here.
That's it.
Poor breeds poor, rich be rich?
Yeah, of course, right?
That's just the way it is.
Do I not respect them?
I don't respect them but I respect their right
to have an opinion.
Of course.
If they didn't have
an opinion
where would I get my content?
Of course! Yes. Absolutely.
Probably watching right now. I hope he has MrBeast as the Antichrist
Read Revelation, he fits the bill to a tee?
No he doesn't you fucking idiot! It said the antichrists will unite
the Middle East and it'll be mixed race. The best antichrist was Obama
it was almost Obama. MrBeast isn't the fucking
anti-grace. Read your own fucking lore!
That's not the case!
Go look it up again,
you fuckin' idiot! Do you
honestly think that there is a crazy occult, uh...
...uh, fuckin' apocalypse prediction that I don't know about?
I know more about it than you do! You're fuckin' wrong!
No! That's not the way it says. Get the fuck out of here
Go read the lore again
go watch the one hour fucking youtube video
Shut up
Fucking idiot
What a dumb bitch!
It's 100% Obama, you're right?
Yes! Fuck it was Obama!
It's 100% Obama! Yes!
Is the mark of the beast?
Yes exactly! So did question.
Oh my god...
He didn't read the manga? Yeah he just watched the anime and it was dubbed
Anyway so yeah this happened
I thought this was funny
Let's see here the memes are just too good what's this
did i say nice i don't know if i have or not let me see
so let's get that steep but that's what you call him.
Than we've ever had. They can't stand it.
So let's get that straight.
And they like me more than just about any of them
and that's based on every single bit of information
as far as Russiaussia and ukraine
fucking stupid that's what you call them than we've ever had they can't stand it
so let's get that straight and they like me more than just about any of them,
and that's based on every single bit of information.
As far as Russia and Ukraine, if we had a real...
The part about this that makes it the most funny is the fact that it's immediately believable
that this could have been the actual reaction. gay what is this Hey, what's up?
What kind of business is this? No! No. No.
No...
NO!
What's going on?
You're the one with eyes!
Amazing! But it was a kid, right? Amazing.
So, there's a child and a little boy...
And then the female character with big boobs.
What kind of voice is that? Yeah, yeah. Man... man gay
there it is boys
why's always finboys
I guess so
bro that's bad
hentai watchers
in shambles I know man that's bad. Hentai Watchers in shambles? I know man! That's bad!
Jesus, no why?!
Oh fuck... Smarter not harder. Have your kid farm runes for you.
Ooh wow!
Oh, wow!
Go do it again. You did that really well.
You did a lot of damage there, son.
We're almost at 10 million.
Okay. son. We're almost at 10 million! Ten million runes, wow!
There you go
Oh man
Damn! Big brain? Yeah farm farm yeah that's smart. Absolutely. IRL macros? Yeah I already...yeah I just programmed a macro for that it was no big deal but yeah you could also have a kid do it too but uh sure yeah 10 million
genius yeah i mean it's a really easy thing to do to be fair uh i would expect him to somehow
jump off the edge at some point though aragon watching the nazgul trashed the wrong hotel
that's actually true man who mows lawn for free saved his sanctuary from shutting down
what a man who mows overgrown lawns for free recently found an injured animal while he was on the
job and he ended up keeping an entire cat sanctuary alive after searching for someone
to help.
Spencer from SB Mowing has made a name for himself by finding the most overgrown lawns and cleaning
them up for free.
Yeah, he does!
A few months ago, he was actually on his way to another job when he took
a wrong turn and drove by this abandoned house.
The weeds were so overgrown that they were covering the sidewalk, causing an accessibility
issue and Spencer knew right away that he wanted to take care of it. While he was working,
he spotted a cat curled up in the weeds not really moving. He let
spencer pet him and even pick him up, but he had a bad injury
under one of his legs. Spencer called
around and there was only one rescue
that said they could help. Edgar and Ivy's
cat sanctuary in Corpus Christi.
Their director Anissa took him straight
to their medical center
where he was treated
for severely infected wounds
and Spencer
was so thankful
to the sanctuary
that he offered
to share a donation fund
to his millions of followers
hoping to raise
around $10,000.
What he didn't know at the time was that Anissa
was actually on the verge of having to close
the sanctuary due to finances and
she said that $10,000 would be
life-changing. Spencer's supporters went above and beyond
and ended up raising a hundred eighty five thousand dollars. Now instead of closing, Edgar & Ives has
been able to rescue 630 more cats since spencer came in. The sanctuary ultimately decided to adopt
the cat, now named Espy. He's healthy and he's even strongly bonded with another resident
cat. That's good! That's nice! How nice!
Wow! That's just a good story.
He's about to get a long Twitter hate thread for that?
True, brother!
So true!
Oh, who does this guy think he is saving all these cats?
Oh, he thinks he's better than me
because he's going out and he's doing
things that I'm sitting on the internet
eating hot Cheetos. Well, I tell you
what. This son of a bitch is
colonizing these cats. He
wouldn't have done this for white people.
That son of a fucking
bitch. Who cares about a cat?
Yeah, no, that's what it's gonna be!
I guarantee it!
Just give it a couple of days. What
about the dogs?!
There it is. Let me try and remember this is the third or fourth set. Yeah, there it is.
Let me try and remember if this was the third or fourth set. Yeah, I don't get this because
I haven't been to a gym in a... Well, I've actually
been to a gym. I went to Mizkiff's Gym recently
but that was like a one-time thing
you know? They show WTEC dogs tech dogs are better yeah i've seen this 50
fucking times bro i looked at that as well when bros shoot his shot at the 10 of 10 and
he actually replies to the whole gang to step in for the next one.
I'm trying to think if I've ever had people give me
advice for like what to say
I don't think I've ever
done that cause I always
feel like
they probably
don't know what the fuck they're talking about.
Never? Yeah, I've never had somebody do
that. I'm really trying to think about it. I feel like it's pretty
much never that's happened.
Yeah, the War Council have gathered? Exactly.
XGemily gets harassed by a weirdo during
her livestream? Yeah, so
here's the funny thing is that I think
this kind of stuff is bad if somebody
is being annoying on stream. I don't watch it.
I think that the more you look at stuff like this
it breathes oxygen into it
so we're just going to skip it.
Yeah because you look at it, you give it attention
and then it's like
you breathe more attention and then it's like the it's like breathe more
attention into it right uh it's bad though
it's bad uh walking back to the boss
fight for the hundredth time knowing damn straight i will
not be adapting or changing my strategy in any way
your goddamn fucking right.
Well, the reason why is because, listen...
Most of the time
the problem
is you are bad and you got hit by the thing that you're supposed to avoid.
So if you just get good, then you're not going to have that problem anymore.
So yeah.
Lawful house fight. What is this?
A video
featuring a fight at
a Waffle House in Texas went viral
on Twitter and TikTok. The video showed a group of customers fighting with Which one?
Oh, I remember that one.
Yeah! She got fired. Chair Catch earned her nicknames like Waffle House Chair Girl and The Last
Chairbender, and even inspired a GoFundMe page set up by sympathetic fans.
The fight video which was actually recorded
a year earlier in 2021 sparked a range of reactions
on social media. Haley eventually
broke her silence on the incident,
sharing her side of the story in a YouTube video.
According to Haley's viral
attention the video received had consequences as she was reportedly fired from Waffle House a year after the incident occurred.
Why would you fire somebody for that?
I don't know. fire somebody for that. Like, I wonder
what is the reason they did
that? A year
after? Yeah.
Because a shitty management?
I don't know.
She should be mad at boomers?
I guess so, man!
Well this is the thing is like again you never want to go and uh
never never the companies are not your friends they're not going to help you. Make sure to do
whatever you can to fuck
them over. It's like, oh well if
you
don't want to do anything that you can get
legally in trouble for.
Too much, right?
But everything else, you want to do it.
Always be ABC.
Always be cheating. There it is. Always be cheating.
And that's just the way it is.
Poupon company time? Yeah.
So, Joe, you watch any of my videos?
Yeah, I might look at it. Who knows?
But do the break in a chair? charity i don't get caught exactly yet
not much but so some years ago that you can do when your pores fucking visit
rich friend Ugh, what the fuck?
That's nasty as fuck.
Doing some picture of themselves on their home
Bro look at this report
User reports
Imaru reports in Maru oh my god was this where's the fucking What is this?
Where's the fucking audio, why is there no audio?
Yeah she has a picture of herself.
Yeah there it is what the fuck Whatever happened to the audio?! God damn
it! No sound?
Yes! The hell's going on?
But Cora has a mentality 100x
better. Game is too hard.
The last boss... Well, what this bus feels like you should be this strong oh she played
oh the elden ring bro that boss boss is so dumb i was so mad that it wasn't another boss
we're getting half the info? Yeah, clearly.
Which one was that? Well, it just wasn't there.
Bozo moment?
Terrence has much greater odds of contributing to
the world of engineering than he does to the world of engineering
than he does to the world of mathematics.
I mean, the odds that he's doing something new in mathematics
are very small.
Even though I have patents on it
that shows all this of this is possible
He's really committed isn't he
I mean
You've got to hand it to him.
He really...
He's going to take this all the way.
The patents do not speak
to what you think that they speak to.
That's...
Okay.
Look,
you can see into my heart. I'm not trying to...
No! No no no no no no.
But we were talking about how they produce a supersymmetrical structure that...
When you say super symmetry, I don't know what it is.
What does superymmetry mean to you Terrance?
Supersymmetry means that all
things come together, fit together
relate to each other
they are self referential and
they are from a fractal that
comes back to that same fractals.
I think this guy could sell those crystals
like they need to, that's what he needs
to do. He needs to stop this math,
like, because this whole
science angle, it's only going to get
him in trouble. What he needs to do
is he needs to open up a shop
that sells magic crystals
that can deflect spells.
Because science doesn't have shit
to say about that.
Yeah, because's what...
Because this dude can sell it.
He can fucking sell it
but like
he has to be able to sell
like you can't know
what it is.
Thanks.
That's supersymmetry.
So, what you mean is a symmetry
that is amped up
but supersymmetry is
a reserve term that means something
hyper-particular between bosons and fermions. That that means something hyper particular. And that's what this is?
Between bosons and fermions.
That's what this is,
for the layman out there,
the whole boson thing
is the fourth-
I can think of a boson.
I could think of one Bose on right now
Yeah
At least
One bro like yeah for the layman out there
I just don't even know what to say
they just cut him off? Yeah, I wonder why
I'm sure it was going to get a lot better, okay
oh my fucking god
Bozom was a scientist
bro, is that right? Yeah, that's crazy
This acolyte ratio is
Head-butting lightsaber might be the coolest thing I've ever seen
It's retarded as hell
How did I get ratioed
That badly? Bots.
It's just that
I think headbutting a lightsaber
is stupid, I'm gonna be honest
I think it's really stupid because there's no way that you would connect your attack with somebody's head intentionally.
And also, well, I don't know how the light would work.
But if the light is coming...
Look, it's a lightsaber.
It's not even real.
I was trying to talk about what I
assumed the physics to be of a lightsaber.
Nobody knows what the physics is. It's a fucking
it's not real.
Okay? But like if I
was gonna think about it, it's not real.
They broke the law. Yeah, it's space magic." I
don't think this makes sense, okay? Like
I'm just gonna say it. I don't think being
able to headbutt a lightsaber
makes any fucking sense to me.
Not even close! You can't headbutt them if they cut through steel no no i mean okay let's
let's just stop Let's stop right now. We're not going to get into this.
This is ridiculous, this is a ridiculous conversation
this community is absolutely various furled finger max
smith That's smart.
That's a good one bro, like that's a real good one. Holy shit.
Yeah, that's sad. That's an American Mesmer?
I guess so bro. This is
what it would be like if they made Elden Ring in America.
I already saw that before.
The combination of colors, red and yellow
makes people hungry.
McDonald's, Burger King
tied in communism.
Oh, I don't know about that! Sounds bad!
What the hell is this?
Are you
serious? Oh my god!
Tide pods? Yeah, that was a crazy
two months, wasn't it?
Do you have a source on that?
Well, hey, you know what?
Somebody only turns into this guy whenever they hear something they disagree with.
If they hear something like watching
My Little Pony is correlated to having a
higher IQ, he'd be like, yeah of course somebody
knows that. Yeah it takes a very high
level of intelligence to understand
the nuances of the plot.
Yeah, of course.
Just another day on Twitter.
Do gaming addicts deserve prison?
It's very possible.
Video games are the reason for many social ills.
Eventually will come the time of cruel awakening
when holy men wield hammers and bust into homes,
smashing gaming PCs and Nintendo console.
Even GameCube will be smashed.
Wow.
I wonder where these people come from, man.
I really do.
Are they on some sort of substance abuse
whenever they're saying stuff like this?
Or is this just
what they do? I have no idea.
Actual schizo? Yeah, he's a fucking schizo.
That's the thing. War crime
more like skill issue.
I mean, listen.
It's only a war crime if other people can enforce it on you, right?
The truth is that all the big countries have committed many war crimes but that's not a big deal because they're the big countries.
So it's like, no, these are rules that we use on the smaller countries
to make them do what we want.
That's just the way it is.
Oh yeah, I saw this.
I think that Twitter has a better version. I saw this. I think that the Twitter has a better
version. Let me see if I can find it
and pull it up here.
So there is a
fan animation.
Keep it in mind fan animation so
you know there's a chance we could shut down
or something like this happened
but
until then
there's a new Berserk show.
In this world, is the destiny of mankind controlled by some transcendental entity or law? Is it like the hand of God hovering above, at least it is true that man has no control
even over his own will?" no control. Even Nova is all will."
That stockpile of weapons... it belongs to this man?
Yes, my lord. Enough to start the civil war all on his own...
Crazy bastard!
So... crazy bastard so the black swordsman has come you say I don't know. Is this Ganeshka?
He wields an enormous blade standing taller than himself!
He fights with a repeating crossbow! He's slaughtered the chasm of the half, I guess so.
Oh fuck! Deadly block of worms! blood like me dead deathless working words because i
fought with the king It's a wizard in that scene. It just, it's all there.
You sure? Yeah. Okay. yes you sure yeah Cuts.
This is my favorite, by the way. It's my favorite one. All of the anime... anything out there, any animation this is my favorite one all the anime anything out there any animation this is my favorite one
this is awesome I'm going to have to do this again. Hmm. Now it's part of the story, it was part of the story it was part of the story there's nothing weird so Man.
This is fucking awesome.
This is so cool!
Can't wait? Yeah, I'm excited man.
Where do you watch this? I don't know. They'll probably post it online somewhere.
This is amazing.
Does it have the same feeling as the original? No, It doesn't. I mean, I think that like really what
I would be excited to see
The most of is just the fact that they're going to be exploring
some of the content that the original
didn't really cover as much. That's what I would kind of hope
for. This is fucking awesome.
I'm gonna link you guys the tweet too.
Yeah, if you guys want to follow it and keep up with it.
Hopefully not DMCA'd by 2025?
Probably not. I mean, I
don't really think that they will but
they might have to for some sort of
legal reason but yeah this is amazing i
i love it more berserk is good yeah exactly man so berserker's a masterpiece it is as
i said it is my favorite favorite anime like so. Like so, so cool.
But yeah let's see where's the rest of these?
Someone made the perfect mod to fight
the last boss in DLC with?
This is actually funny. I saw somebody
brought this up, this was like some post on Twitter
but yeah there you fucking go man
Oh my god. Do I want to read it? Yeah
It's really good So people might not know this
i talked about it like once or twice before i had totally sworn off all anime
i was done with anime i I was finished with it,
and I was like
I'm not going to do anime anymore.
Anime is cringe
It's all for weird creepy people
And it's all about high school girls like it's dumb right i was totally off anime totally
off for like nine or eight years, okay?
I watched the Golden Age Arc of Berserk
for the first time.
And that made me start watching anime all over again.
This broke the eight or nine year spell of not watching anime.
Bleach almost wrote it?
Yeah, I know.
I think it was Bleach.
I don't remember which one exactly it was.
I can't be sure.
You're obviously saying I'll fuck with that weeb shit
on your streams?
Exactly.
And that's the reason because I hadn't seen this. This was
fucking amazing. This is insane.
Because I thought almost all
anime was just like cringe,
weeb sexual innuendo bullshit. And I was like
it's not like a good story. It's not like an
actual good story right?
Then this comes out. I saw that
and I was just like what the fuck
This is so good.
Yeah.
This jank animation... Oh! I mean sure, I'm sure it's not going to be perfect but
it's good, right? And that's what matters.
So yeah.
What is this here? Tell somebody to unban you.
Nope, you're getting banned in here too. Get out of here idiot! Let's see here...
I fell in love five times in a row. What's this?
Wrong answers only.
Jackie, wrong answers only. Wrong answers only. I don't know what this is. What the fuck?
Wrong answers only.
That's the right answer!
Okay, okay let's try it again.
Wrong answers only. Awww Okay, okay. Let's try it again. Okay! Wrong answer is only...
Awww...
Wrong answer is only...
The hell was this?
We're gonna change our guess and then we'll do the whole thing. Wrong answer is only... I'm gonna be real like I'm the kind be real. Like,
I'm the kind of person that like if you came up to me and you said this to me,
I would just immediately shake your hand because I'm probably like AFK at
that point.
And I'm thinking about,
you know what? I'm probably thinking about, I'm'm thinking about you know what i'm probably thinking
about i'm probably thinking about this like realistically i'm probably
thinking about berserk and so like somebody's like yeah wrong
answer okay you want a handshake? Alright, that's fine.
Yeah, totally not paying attention
at all. That's the way I am.
What's this? Oh, I already saw
this before. A new era of Steam
sales. Well look, this base game is 90 90 off and it's still 70 if you want all the
relevant content looks like somebody tried to buy destiny yeah there it is one word for
the rest of your life what would you choose this isW. Okay, we know what the word is.
Close your eyes.
I can't!
I can't!
I can't do it!
Jesus Christ.
God fucking damn, what's this?
I don't think so. Activate!
What's that?
You... you will?
Oh, okay, we're going to activate.
No no no my God!
Damn!
Damn, she knows what's up!
Alright!
Smart kid!
Let me show you Smart kid. Uh huh, that's good.
Bass Scythe? Yeah
That was actually really funny. What's this? Getting a job now
I have two degrees and my IQ is higher than 95%
of the population. Sorry you're not qualified enough
to be a pizza delivery guy.
Getting a job then. Tell me about yourself
I like to throw rocks at nerds, you're now a geologist
good one
okay let's see, I've already looked at pretty much
all of these, what the fuck is wrong with
the economy? I mean
I don't think that, it's it's probably like a 10 hour yeah so
the 40 minute video that's what i was betting let's see i already looked at best this
public libraries have to be 18 and above as opposed to social media? What's the logic here?"
That's a good question. I don't know.
In Suitser doesn't know which mental illness to have.
Sorry, mental illness to have? Schizophrenia. Probably fucking accurate. I didn't shower for 30 days.
My review... Oh my god. Somebody did show me this. Look.
It's... Alright, alright. Okay.
Alright. Hey guys, it's me again
And last night I ended
What happened to be the longest
Freak that I've ever had
Of not taking a shower
About a month and a half
This is an outdated video, by the way
I've outdone myself since then
but at the current point
this was true
I've leveled up.
Who's this?
Who's this?
Okay, that's
that dude?
That's that dude.
The one whose name
sounds like a what again?
You said he sounded
like a warlock
or some shit.
Well,
an egoromancer.
An egoromancer.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I remember him.
Asmongold
sounds like
a wizard name.
You know what's funny?
What's funny?
He made his career playing World of Warcraft.
See, I'm not crazy.
Hey!
This motherfucker is like a paladin or another sorcerer or some shit like that.
A necromancer. I'm just flashing. Did you say necromancer? as another sorcerer or some shit like that.
A necromancer.
I'm just flashing.
Did you say a negro-mancer?
Negro-mancer!
Hey, what up my d... No.
I don't even want to say the actual word
because I'm worried
I'm going to say that actual word? Because I'm worried that I'm going to
say that.
I'm so worried, bro.
Hey people,
what's up?
Run!
Yeah,
I don't even want
to say it now.
New York,
LA,
Philly,
Chicago,
everybody run! That's Negro Man LA, Philly, Chicago! Everybody rise!
That's Negro Man, sir.
Oh my fucking god...
Oh my god...
I was actually talking about that with friends. If that was a class in the video game,
where you got to just hip-hop and then dead bodies rise...
Set me up!
And instead of just running at niggas, they break games towards them?
That sounds like something that
Blizzard would do in order to
fill a
diversity check.
That actually sounds like
something Blizzard or Ubisoft could do this.
Like, really it's not that...
It's not that far off.
Sign me up!
Yeah Capoeira and fucking-
SIGN ME UP!
Man.
You doing stuff like that?
Yeah.
Sign me up.
Okay, okay.
It's kind of weird
it's like the pastiest white dude
that's been in the room.
That's a real answer.
But you know what?
Asmongold gets a pass
because he's cool.
Is he good?
Not taking the shower is not cool.
It
is one of those... Thanks, guys.
...tweet about this and I said that i hadn't showered in a month
there were a lot of people who i suppose weren't real viewers Is it that big of a deal?
It's not that big of a deal.
Oh, you're going to need
to give me a minute
for that month.
What's this?
What's this?
I'm not going to give you a minute for that musk.
What's going on?
There's nothing wrong with it.
What is up with the cup collection?
Look at the amount of socks he has here from like Chick-fil-A or whatever that is.
This is not way, or whatever that is.
That's his room.
Oh! Yeah.
Ho, ho!
My God.
To be fair, that was my room a while ago.
My room now... Okay.
Okay.
I'll show you. It should be fine.
Okay.
Yeah.
There it is! We got a bunch of stuff there but that's because people have been putting stuff in my room. That's not even really my fault to be honest it's really
not my fault it's like this side of the room is clean because this is where i
need to be streaming out but that side is where i put all the stuff.
Like this,
this has triggered no business
sickness from you.
You're cool with this?
You've seen this shit and you didn't holler, this is a
sickness of the
highest order and we do not want it.
What the fuck is that?
Oh no! do not want it what the is that oh no
oh no he doesn't we haven't gotten to 30 seconds of this nasty he doesn't even can do it bro let's try uh-oh i got some heebie jeebies right now there might be some benefits
to whatever you're doing their work if you're they're working yeah la paix I'm going to. Okay?
I made a tweet about this and
I said that I hadn't showered in a month
there were a lot of people who, I suppose
weren't real viewers of mine. No question, no for my niggas
My nigga
I'm sorry
not showering
does that mean not brush your teeth too?
It does not I brush my teeth every
single day, I never miss a day of
brushing my teeth, I've only got a few of them
left and we're gonna try to keep that going
for as long as possible
I do brush my teeth every single day
i do twice a day no i should be but once a day
i have no idea.
I don't know this guy.
I didn't watch his video for the first time in my life.
I think I'm experiencing anxiety of not taking a shower about a month and
a half.
I just get 15 days long?
That's crazy.
Okay, let's just watch.
Let's watch.
Let's watch.
There were a lot of people
who I suppose
weren't real viewers
of mine
thought that I was lying
and a lot of my
real viewers
said that it was a good start.
And with the amount of people who...
Okay!...I told myself, you know what? That would make a really good video.
And I'm going to sit down and share'm going to share with you guys my experiences of not
taking a shower for an entire month or over an entire month.
Yeah.
And kind of what the thought was behind it, and everything that went into it, and how
it felt.
Now, the first thing I want to say is that there are a lot of you guys out there,
got real jobs, you've got people that you have to see daily
maybe you have a girlfriend, maybe you have a wife,
maybe you have to go out and interface with society
well luckily for you, I'm not tethered by those things maybe you have to go out and interface with society.
Well, luckily for you I'm not tethered by those earthly desires
That's right!
And unable to dredge and delve into the depths of depravity
and experience some for you
and I'd like to share the experience with you. Who needs to experience this for me?
Who asked you? There's a lot of... Nobody asked, I had to do it like
i was going to say nobody asked you is this a die on the cross but we're not gonna go that far
i want people to experience for me this is not one of them. I never asked
for this.
I will say, he's a little bit considerate
the fact that he's like, wait guys
all those reasons
I don't have
those reasons.
I don't have people I don't have those reasons. I don't have people,
I don't leave my room.
What about you?
True!
Sometimes you smell the smelly smell
and the smell is too smelly! hey listen some people don't mind that
now that's the way it is for other people ask whenever i talk about this
is why why do you do that yeah it's actually very simple it's because i was
doing something else playing playing video games.
I was laying in bed.
Why would I do something that I don't have to do?
There were a number of reasons why I take showers.
I mean...
It makes sense! No, no, no.
Other things you want to do? No. Don't deny the logic.
So, the reason why I stopped taking a shower
so much is because showers
would take me like 40 minutes
and this is going to be
something...I didn't really talk about this a lot
but what ended up happening
was that
I would have to go into the boss fight
of washing my hair
and it would be like a three-phase fight because my hair was so greasy and so crusty
that I would have to wash it out three times,
and even then, it would still be fucking gross.
And I would use like, you know soap
I'd even used the special soap on it
It was really, really bad.
The ADHD shower? No, no, it was awful.
Yeah,
it's a bit too far? No, I'm serious.
Like shampoo? Yeah, well what I mean is
there's special soap for scalps like that it did nothing to me
did nothing and so like finally i was like all right i give up
i give up i'm all right that's fine. It is what it is.
What's wrong with that logic?
It's not a logic.
It is.
Yeah.
I got nothing else.
No reason.
The only reason is just, oh my days.
It's okay Asmodee do your thing or don't do it whatever you got to do.
God me.
One of the big reasons is so I don't look bald whenever I'm streaming but I'm not streaming right now.
That's the main reason yeah.
So I'm pretty much good. Now the reason I broke
this streak is... I used to do this a lot
whenever I would take, remember like when I would
take two or three month breaks from streaming
for a while? I would never
shower during that entire break.
I would just sit there in my room and play video games with all the lights off,
with a blanket over myself for like a month.
It was great, man.
It was amazing.
Oh God, it was so good.
I was still happy.
So I still do look bald
but this is about as good
as it gets.
It is.
Nowadays at least
and um That was a few years ago today but
apparently you don't have to be there so i pretty much showered for nothing and i ruined
you know what turned out to be a pretty good thing so as time went on and this is something that
people would kind of expect that you would just get dirtier and dirtier and dirtier you don't
but the reality is about 10 days in after you haven't showered for about 10 days,
you pretty much stop getting dirty.
That's true.
I want to preface this by saying I don't really sweat hardly at all.
Like, I don't know really why I never have.
I just don't. I don't really really why I never have. I just don't.
Yes.
I don't really think I'm dehydrated particularly, and I drink a lot of soda.
I drink water too a lot.
Oh my God!
And I always have a drink near me.
Why?
So I don't really feel like I'm dehydrated.
I'm just not really
the kind of person
that sweats a whole lot.
Yeah, I don't sweat.
all the time.
I don't really create
a lot of dirt
and a lot of grime
and gross stuff on me.
Sure.
For example, like if I can
wear a shirt for a week or so
it's going to be substantially less
disgusting than if somebody who sweats a lot would
wear the same shirt for a week or so. That's right.
But I'm sure I still do smell pretty bad um regardless the point
that i'm trying to make here okay it's not that i can't sweat It's that it takes a lot to make me sweat.
So like, I swear to God
I can walk down to the store
wearing shoes with no socks.
It's over a mile to the store, or a mile back in 100 degree heat
and i will have no sweat.
None.
No, I don't believe that.
I'm serious.
No sweat?
Why would you sweat from walking?
From the heat and friction and just exercise?
Yeah, 100%.
I don't
sweat a lot. And that's probably why
it's possible for me to kind of do this.
And also on top of that, I want to say
about 10 days or so into not showering you kind
hit a plateau. So like the time... You stop getting dirty
It's like things are getting dirtier
or getting dirtier and it starts to plateau or so around i'd say day
8 to 11 or something about day eight to eleven it starts to plateau.
And at that point you stop really getting
any more dirty and so
whenever you get to that point if you reach
that breakpoint you get to a
point where it's like well
if I don't shower nothing changes.
That's right. It's like a waste of time at that point because you're not going to get dirtier.
It's already happened.
If you showered obviously you might feel better or whatever.
I don't.
I feel great all the time.
And back whenever I started this ritual, we were too poor to afford hot water.
So I take a shower over at his house. So, this kind of...
I kinda just carried this tradition on for an indefinite period
time and I had the designated showering day. It's crazy for me to see
this, this is like kind of a weird thing that
I kind of don't want to show people but I don't
really care. So
if you look at my mouth here
let me see if I can show a better look at my mouth here um
let me see if I can show a better image
you see how there's like black
there
my entire bottom of my teeth
were like all rotted out at that point.
And it was so bad
that I finally got them fixed.
Yeah.
Like every single one of the teeth
was broken and half-rotted out.
Wow. one of the teeth was like broken and half rotted out was it painful yeah it was it was really really painful
yeah so that's painful yeah why uh just a lot of reasons did it smell um Yeah, sounds painful. Yeah, why?
Just a lot of reasons. Did it smell?
No I would clean them.
Yeah how expensive was it?
It cost a lot.
Yeah it did.
Look at that.
Good I got them all fixed.
At least the bottom ones are all fixed.
Was it like tooth decay? Yeah, they were
black and rotted over and everything.
And I had these crazy showering days of Thursday
and Sunday that were way past whenever we got hot water turned
back on in my house. And I just kind of did this out of habit
and later on, I got a girlfriend which is you know I just kind of did this out of habit.
Later on, I got a girlfriend which is as much
of surprise to you as it was probably me as well.
I guess my parents were just happy that
I was doing something but I guess my parents were just happy that, you know,
I was doing something.
But regardless,
um,
I got a girlfriend and she was not particularly happy with this,
uh,
designated showering days thing.
Yeah.
She didn't, she didn't...
She gotta go down on you
nasty-ass mother...
No, I would shower.
Nah, nah, it wasn't that.
She would just get mad
that I smelled bad.
It wasn't even that.
She'd just get mad that I was smelling bad and she like you smell bad i'm like no i don't and she said yeah i had to do it yes not my problem
not my penis yo he makes enough money
where some people
are gonna overlook that
so you know
that's what you need
be successful enough
for all that
fucking dick cheese
is not a problem
I'm not doing that
for other motherfuckers
I'm not doing that
for other people
some people really
into dairy let them have their day.
Oh my god...
Oh my god!
Jesus!
Oh my god bro, what? You thought we were the only ones who made little milk?
Jesus!
That's sick!
Puffs.
All curly and shit.
Ahhhhhhhhhh!
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Pups All curly and shit
Chunky and shit
That's why we gonna fight
That was a lot of work!
You gotta change your clothes after
you shower, that means you gotta do
laundry, if you gotta do laundry, that
means you gotta pick the clothes up off
the floor... It's a lot of work.
There's an irony about a World of Warcraft player
who has to spend
hours and hours
grinding the same
fucking useless dungeon
for gear
mats and stuff like that.
Hey, it's not useless.
I needed that. About a five minute
shower being a lot of work.
No, as I said bro,
I had to go
shampoo
and wash my hair three times in a row just to get it clean
and uh i don't know if i'm gonna talk about this in the video but i guess i'll just go ahead
and say it now so basically this is what happened.
I said this yesterday, right?
So I'm not going to go through the whole thing.
But like I had this issue with like skin flakes and dandruff and oily skin. It was
really, really bad.
I could take
a sharp knife and
scrape a bunch of skin off my
arm. It was really, really bad.
And so this had been going on
for almost my whole life
and it was really problematic
and it was so bad to the point where I didn't
even wear black shirts anymore.
And like, I used to always wear black shirts
because that was my favorite color and in high school
yes, I liked wearing black shirts
and I had to stop doing that completely because
of how much stuff on my shoulders
and everything. So what
I did
is I completely
stopped showering and washing myself for three months. It was actually more than three months, it was like 3 1⁄2 months maybe almost 4 months somewhere around there. This is 30 days i totally stopped i stopped showering
i didn't wash my hair i didn't wash my face i didn't wash anything washed my hands and wash
anything anything wash my hands and wash anything
and my body began cleaning itself
this is not medical advice by the way my body began cleaning itself and the equilibrium of my skin returned to what it was meant to be and now i can wear a black shirt and there's not a single fucking thing on it.
See it right here? There it is.
Holy shit! I see some...
That's probably just dust and shit like that from the house.
On the schedule of basically... And even
by the way, even if there is a little
bit it's like 10%
what it was, if that.
For past six months or so i think i said this in my last video i don't know if i did or not
uh i would just every month or so go to target and buy a new pair of sweatpants
and i've been doing this for about six months now so that's about five pairs of sweat pants that I've been doing this for about six months now so that's
about yeah pairs of sweat pants that wearing over the past six months so I
haven't really been doing a lot of laundry
that's what I'm trying to say it felt weird to do that
felt weird to be in or feels weird to be a normal person, but I am me.
And so ironically...
That's right.
...that girlfriend suggested that I could use dry shampoo because my hair gets very greasy.
I'm a very greasy boy and um
damn bro
i think this is all fake It's all lore for your stream?
You think it's all fake?
.... I just want you to see right now. So, this was in 2011. Okay?
This is way, way, way long, long time ago.
This was before I was really a content creator or anything like that.
And this is me taking
a straw out of one of my old drinks
that was up there, putting the old straw in
new drink because they didn't give me a straw
for my current drink. Okay.
This was in 2000 and, oh, here we go.
Eating
marshmallow cream out of the
thing with my fingers.
Oh, oh this is the ant infestation in my room That's right. Why are they so big?
They were higher level.
Yeah,
they were elites.
That's right. I will maybe one day make a video about why I'm like this.
We'll see what happens. Okay?
You the greasy boy is wild? I got all the ants though.
I got my mom's vacuum cleaner
and I vacuumed up all of the ants
into the vacuum cleaner
And then I put pre-fabbed cement over the holes
the ants were coming in from,
and there were no more ants.
Did you record it?
I didn't record that part, no.
I would use dry shampoo and I would rationalize
my hair looking good because that's one of the reasons
why I shower is so my hair will look good on stream
and if I used dry shampoo, I don't actually have to use real shampoo
so it actually that's right the whole shouting paradigm
and yes you know i got a lot of them out
and uh... as soon as our and I broke up, then...
Oh man.
Then I got to be who I really was.
You know, I got to be...
Yeah, greasy boy.
That's when I moved down to maybe like once a week or once every single week. That's right. I moved it down to maybe like once a week
or once every other week or so,
and then...
I shower now once a week.
I do.
I shower once a week
and I don't need to shower more than that.
That's just the way it is.
I've never really needed to
and I think that's not bad, yeah,
that's not bad, I think that's pretty good, right?
It's good enough, yes. It's sunday yes usually saturdays or sundays i will shower
better than nothing, that's right.
And things just kind of degraded from there
and I don't really even know why
making this video or something but regardless
I kind of wanted to share this and just talk about a little bit where
I'm coming from. A lot of people think that I'm depressed, a lot of people
think that I'm upset there's something wrong with me no
i is that him saying necromancer and zombie in another language?
Yes
That Yes. That's true, man. That's what I thought. Shit!
What the fuck was that?
Not depressed.
Uh-huh.
I'm actually very happy.
Every day I wake up,
I walk down to the convenience store.
I bought a bag of
beef jerky
and a drink
and I feel... A bag of beef jerky and a drink,
And...
I feel-
A bag of beef jerky?
He hydrates with soda
And he doesn't shower?
Yo, that something do I add
DANG!
What's wrong with that?
Beef jerky, bro.
People settled this fucking country...
...eating beef jerky.
Beef jerky is amazing!
It's great people love beef jerky, it's delicious
it's super healthy, it's awesome
What do you mean?
Release that
La somme doit être
big, Doug
I get up in the morning and i play video games
i talk to my friends and i do whatever the f**k i want
that's right all of the time and it's kind of a weird situation because I'm the kinda guy that likes doing whatever
the f*** I want to do whenever the fuck I wanna do it.
That's right.
And anytime that I can't do that, yeah, I do get a little bit depressed.
I don't really know why. I don't really know why,
I don't really know what that is
but it's kind of like
I don't know if you guys know this
A number of other people
definitely know this I'm not a big fan of commitments.
I'm not a very committal person.
Yeah, that refers back to the ex-girlfriend?
And I'm very afraid of commitments.
And I like being able to do things whenever
I want to do them.
Alright, that's a good point to end the video.
What did I think?
What do you think?
I think I's a plenty.
I mean listen, if the person
had me doing it whatever man
I wouldn't recommend it to most of you guys watching at home
because uh you guys don't live like this and i don't think you should
so nobody should live the way that i do
this is not a good way to be.
You do not want
to be living the way I
do. People have tried
living the way that I do.
There was that one guy who said he almost had to go
to the hospital after like two weeks of it
or something like that.
This is different.
This is totally different. At least you realize.
Yes?
I think you missed a point, they're just saying if you eat beef jerky and it doesn't shower, definitely stink.
No bro that's not it man.
That's not it.
Most people I know who live like this don't seem very happy but...
I mean if this guy is very content with his life and he wants to eat whatever the fucking trash he eats
and not take showers...
Would you date a girl who didn't shower for two weeks?
No.
It's fucking disgusting.
Of course not.
Anything. thing of course not anything
yeah bro i feel dirty after lessons you know
yeah yeah i just saw her the thing is i feel like
i feel see you in a bit.
Yeah, no problem bro.
I really just...
Oh la la!
No, it was kind of weird. Oh la, la, mes amis l'éternel.
Non, ça a été un petit genre bizarre."
I think he is the worst detriment to society
than people that are morbidly obese obese he's doing the same same thing. He just gets away with it because you slim
That's right, that's right
Yep That's right. Yep, I'm not causing any problems. I can fit into one airplane seat.
It's not an issue.
That's the way it was then, so I wouldn't be like oh yeah if he's happy doing it. No, eventually
if it wasn't my country
you know what? I don't damn well that would be the taxpayers
that would be paying for that and the way that he would die
and stuff like that so no, I don't
agree with what he does even though it makes him happy and he does whatever. Oh, that, no, I don't agree with what he does even though it makes him happy and he does whatever.
Oh, that... No. Okay, this...
I don't even think this part's true.
I actually think that morbidly obese
people save everybody money
because they kill themselves pretty early, right? And they get rid... They're out of the system. It's like generally a lot of the medical expenses that people have are like a lot of end-of-life and long-term care,
end-of-life medical expenses.
But if you're really fat
and you pop off at 53 or something like that
I mean, you pretty much
save society a lot of money
I'm going to be honest
you're kind of doing everybody a favor
That's grim
I didn't say it wasn't grim.
I just said it was right
I could be wrong, but that's what I heard
Whatever the fuck he does
because eventually he is going to be taking a toll on the society. He just gets away with it because he's slim,
but people should give him the same
slack that other people
are giving him. I've seen people being slim and
dying of cholesterol
and just croaking so that's right it is what it is yeah i mean listen at the end of
the day uh how these things affect you is going to determine we don't like behavior not necessarily
just because it's bad but also because generally leads to bad outcomes.
But if you're one of the people where it doesn't
then don't. If you want to never sleep
because you are one of those rare people who
doesn't need sleep and you can still function
then don't sleep. I would recommend... I don't know how people can do that bro like people see
for like four hours three hours there's no way like i tried to do that myself i can do
it for one day that's it everyone else not do what he's doing but i'm not going to sit here and look
at people who don't have severe medical issues
from visiting their doctors,
tell them to change their habits.
But as long as they're not preaching this
to other people and saying it's good for them,
then better watch out.
Never do what I
do
never even
do like
3% of it
never
do it
ever
yo you talk about a month Ever.
That's crazy to me, they don't even know that i did a bro i crushed that record i doubled it
yeah bro it's almost four months no showers nothing
a lot of places that's actually not that I've known.
Last I checked the French don't shower.
A lot of people, a lot of friends don't shower.
A lot of them don't.
Not as much as we do.
And a lot of other countries are actually very common, not to share that info.
I know, I understand.
It's just they got the penguin...yeah no.
Holy God man!
That's actually true, there's like African
tribes that do
that as well?
That's way...
That's crazy.
A month and a
half is just
fucked.
Really.
But I also like Shog
so to me
it's actually enjoyable
I don't
why not
it's a waste of time
huge waste
for me
it's not
chore
you know what I mean
hate it
listen
in my experience
this is what I think
when people have
super dirty rooms
like
if your room
is not perfectly
or that's one thing
that's fine
that's not the biggest deal
but
if your room is like filthy disgusting to me at some point it's a reflection of how you see yourself in your own life
it's a lot of chaos so you're right i am an animal
i am a fiend and an animal
a lot of um trope on dealt with issues and you know
you're going to hurt him speed about at the end which is a hyena
yes committal and it's like yeah i think that kind of reflects
in the space now these are fine for a single man
with no strong
responsibilities and not tethered to
a bunch of stuff who's just doing the things
he enjoys. If you want to live a bit of a hedonistic
lifestyle like that, that's fine. For people who want to have responsibilities, of a hedonistic lifestyle, that's fine.
For people who wanna have responsibilities
for do I like aspirations in long term?
I don't think that kind of thing is sustainable
because it's gonna reflect on a lot
of the other things
that you end up doing in some way, some shape.
You're right about that.
That's true. But again, maybe I'm just also speaking from my own personal experience.
But me personally...
You don't want to affect other people
negatively with your bad behavior.
Because at that point, it's like you just being a piece of shit.
I've gone to people's places and it's incredibly dirty.
Yeah.
Their work life or whatever it is most of the time reflected that.
Do you know? I think if someone...
Asmon has two beasts inside him and both of them are raccoons? I don't know who said it, but it's like how you do some things is how you do everything.
Fair. Yeah.
And thankfully streaming
is such a chaotic
and messy job
that I think
it tracks on well
with a lot of people
who live
in the stuff
but the minute
you have it set up
you don't have to do much after that.
Yeah but I think beyond streaming
Cause people just look at success and they're like
Well the person's successful that's all that matters
No not really
You gotta think about how people manage their friendships Their relationships to relationships all these other things and things that people generally want but he doesn't
want those things so like who am i the same thing if you don't want a lot of things that humans
traditionally strive for and it doesn't bother you not have them then who cares what i think
but for you guys watching at home who want to be married,
who want partners,
who want a real house,
who want stable jobs,
like,
you can't live this way.
True.
And I think he admits that himself.
What's there to really critique?
Even if you're a single person,
you shouldn't do it.
Absolutely.
I know.
Let us know what you guys think in the comments below.
Damn bro.
I can't believe they got that offended
at only a month and a half.
That's crazy!
That is not...
That was only a month and a half man.
Asmongold already looked like he doesn't shower.
That's the thing!
The guy who didn't shower for 60 years? There's the video.
This was fucking funny man. This was fucking funny, man.
This was great. Everyone's aware
medieval diseases have broken out in homeless
encampments in the US years ago?
This is why hygiene and keeping your space clean is important?
Yeah, maybe.
If Asmongold fell into a river
he would kill every macro and
microorganism in the river.
Oh my
God.
I can't how can i do be depressed i buy beef jerky is a crazy argument that's right the dudes know
after a few days and that's ran so they can't imagine
a month and a half
yeah bro this is the way it is
this is the way
I've done things for pretty much my entire life
and there actually is some like reasoning behind it of
like some of the reasons why i started being this kind of a person
it's a long story and it's like kind of a bad story in a way so like i haven't really wanted to go
through and tell the whole thing of like this is how things happen how everything fit together
right but like yeah anxiety no no it there's a lot of context to it it would probably be fit together. Right? But like, yeah, anxiety... No, no.
There's a lot of
context to it.
It would probably be
if I had to tell and
explain everything
about how do you get
from point A to
point Z.
It'd probably be
like a 30-40 minute video.
It would be a while to explain everything and put it all together.
You willing to tell it?
Yeah, I would be willing to tell it, sure.
I think that the short-term reason is that
I feel like, the more attached I am to
things and to anything,
the more unhappy I am.
Like basically this is like a general philosophy
that I have. This isn't anything
specific to any
one individual game or
anything like that. But
basically anything that I used to care about,
if I care about something too much,
it will end up making me unhappy.
So what I try to do
is I try to remove caring
about so many things from my life uh whether and i think the first thing right
is like whenever i was a little kid it was hard for me to get away
from caring about the way other people thought about me and then after i went through
and i had bad experiences growing up uh people didn't like me growing up certain
people didn't like me and um you know like i was just like treated badly in certain circumstances uh that made
me kind of it's like shock therapy right where it's like you get to the position where
you have to not care about what people think
about you because you know that they'll never
like you, right? And so
that was the first step of it.
And then the second step of it
I think this is whenever I got a little bit older
it was losing the attachment of
i guess like other people around me as much as i can right
to like not worry about uh you know like if something bad happens
to somebody, and just embrace
the outcomes
of life. And so for example
this situation with my mom
was extremely mentally damaging
for me in an incredible way.
But after
that happened it gave me a different
perspective on life and
it definitely helped me kind of like
be less emotionally attached
to the way things are
and to be more attached
to how things were
or what they were
and just appreciate the fact that
they did exist in the first place rather than being upset
that they're not like that anymore. And it's hard to do that, I still struggle with it now
It's not like I've totally overcome this or anything like that.
And so that happened and
then...so I tried to separate myself from
other people and the
step that I'm on now that I I try to move from is like separating even myself away
from myself.
Right?
Like I'm not my body and like I had to do that whenever I was 20 right because your
self image a lot is how you look, the way people
see you etc. And
to be 20, 21, 22
years old... You're balding
you have no fucking money
it's like everything in your life is going badly,
in a lot of ways. You're playing video games all the time
hanging out with your friends but you are still
a fucking loser. Your teeth
are rotting out. Your mom
is having health issues. You can't afford anything. You have no hot
water everything is bad it makes you... It forces
you to stop caring about yourself and about how you feel,
to not have any hope for society or
the future. And I think
that you can look at it in a negative way but you can also
look at from the perspective like if there's no light
at the end of the tunnel just enjoy being
in the tunnel and that's what I try to do
as much as I can. And so I try
not to even think of myself as my appearance
and so if people make fun of the way
that I look, obviously I don't like it.
But
that's what I try to... Yeah,
it's very weird,
right? And so I try not to even see...
Like, I try not to even see myself as myself.
And that has been the biggest struggle for me
is trying to separate myself from them.
You know and that's's why I was trying
to do that a lot
and like I was going to an emergency
room thinking something was wrong with me
and then I've tried to as much
as I can just remind myself like you're gonna die no matter what so just stop
stop worrying about it who cares and that's what i've tried to do as much as i can
and so yeah you made it though i mean you know we'll see what happens right?
But yeah that's like a very abridged
version. Nihilism? Oh yeah
I'm very much nihilist. I don't believe in any
afterlife nothing none of
that bullshit. It's all fake stuff to make
people feel good. Now obviously
I mean you know there are things
that I just can't predict right?
I don't really know that but like if I had to
flip a coin that's what I'd fuckin' imagine it would land on
so yeah
hmm
So yeah
Agnostic then? Yeah, exactly.
So now you have money, why not enjoy all of its perks?
Um...
There's no reason to.
I don't really like... i've already gotten to the point to where
like those things don't make me happy anymore
that's the reason why they don't make me happy i don't get anything out of them
it doesn't do
anything for me. So why would I do that?
Yeah, I'm already enjoying myself. Yeah exactly and
I know it's pretty crazy but that's the way
i am but yeah you ever consider you have
analysis paralysis yeah yeah i do all right 100
dude it's not even a question.
I would never deny that.
Absolutely.
You know you're sorry for this money
because uh...
you did it cause you enjoy it?
I do.
I enjoyed it a lot
and uh... I still do. What happens when you eventually
have kids? Oh, I don't know if that's gonna happen
or anything like that. I mean, I live like a degenerate
I'm an animal. Um, I think
that the more
Like, there are a lot of things people know don't know about me online and uh yeah they're not all
good things and so in general uh yeah i'm basically an animal i don't really think that
anything like that's going gonna happen like realistically so yeah
a clean house would make you more happy well i'm glad that you feel that way and um as
i said i am taking uh like as I said there was
food in my room. I don't know what this was but there's
food or something like that and it was
black mold. It's like food
turned into oil almost And I threw it away the other day.
So yeah...
Kids be animals? Exactly. Environment changes too?
Well yeah no, I'm going to try to clean up a little bit,
and I have been i've been cleaning it up very real uh
very regularly yeah i have so it's been no problem buy a huge trash can that'll help you throw all
away oh i have a trashcan right there next to me, and I've
thrown things away into it now.
So yeah.
He's getting
new mattress? Yep, that's gonna be tomorrow.
Getting a new mattress tomorrow?
A real animal would have ate the mold?
Oh, I've eaten mold before!
Yeah, how's the new bed?
Well, I'll know soon.
Someone said Scarlet Rot.
Oh, you're right.
I used to get toothaches so bad that
I would pass out.
Like, it would be
so bad, like
I would, like, lose consciousness.
It was awful.
And that was when
I was like 22
or 23 or something like that.
Still on my meal a day? Yeah, yeah
exactly and
yeah
I'm trying to think whatever And, uh... yeah.
I'm trying to think what else it's fucked up? Oh that's just the way it is!
Yeah, that's just the way-
That's just the way it is.
Uh, I mean...
What? Yeah. it is. I mean, what?
Yeah. What do you want me to do?
Go look for a health care psychologist or something? No, I don't think I'm crazy.
I don't. I think
that everybody else is crazy.
Everybody
else is crazy, and
I think that the way that I've had to evolve, and I think that the way that I've had to evolve
and uh,
and I don't mean this as like
I'm above other people
by the way
but like evolved
the way that I think
and feel about things
I think that
I think that
i think that gives me an advantage over other people that i don't really want to get rid of if that makes sense
yeah it gives me a certain... That's the way I'm abnormal. No, I am.
I'm very abnormal. I know that about myself.
So yeah.
That's what crazy people say?
Yeah, but that's also what people who are right say too.
Yeah.
The real modern world is crazy? I think it's crazy too!
I think that people are fucking nuts
nowadays
everybody's lost their fucking mind
like really
we live in a fucking clown world
i'm sorry yes I really believe this 100%
Yes
But do you know day lifestyle makes you happy fuck everybody else
uh you have a spiritual enter
well that's the way that I look at it right
is that if you can't be
happy by yourself, you're not happy
that's the way I see it.
And I try to be happy by myself and
be able to enjoy things like that, and I think that I do a pretty good job of it.
Mmm... that I do a pretty good job of it. But, as I said,
I've been trying very hard to
remove my attachment from myself
but it's been incredibly difficult.
And I don't know if
I'll ever fully get there,
But it is something that I feel like have to do.
It's a process. It is, it is. It's very much a process.
Let me
give you five minutes to talk about this same experience.
I don't... Like, everybody's gone through that
fire and move what you can't change. Yeah, exactly.
Do you ever get burnout from gaming? Yeah.
I do. I'll take breaks
from gaming and stop gaming maybe for
a few days and then I'll play a lot. Right now
I'm playing a lot. Other times I'm not
playing hardly at all.
That's a bad rule of relationship Other times I'm not playing hardly at all. So, yeah.
That's a bad rule of relationships too?
Well, I'm not in a relationship, right?
And there's a reason for that.
So, yeah.
I mean you've got to think to yourself, right? I am a fucking degenerate! An absolute fucking degenerate!
People only know about 50% of how much I am a degenerate
it is crazy
just find yourself another degenerate
no see that's
what they think that's what they think.
That's what they fucking think.
You ever want to ask our guests for fun though?
Yeah, not necessarily.
But yeah.
That's on you.
You can always change. Well, I'm glad. I'm glad you, you can always change?
Well I'm glad,
I'm glad you feel that way.
Let's see here.
Oh!
Oh boy.
It's a basic roll,
not a bad rule?
Yeah you know it's as I said there's a lot of like
Bad things that happened to me and negative things
That I went through growing up in my life
And its led me to the place that I am now,
but it's not a
place somebody should want to be in
But it's just where I'm at
That's it. This goes to Ducey
Yeah we'll look at it, right?
Let me go back over...
Oh!
It looks like Boogie has realized that he fucked up.
I don't really have much else to say except for he's an idiot,
but he is in fact an idiot?
Yep,
he's a big dumb
idiot. I don't know what he's thinking,
what he's doing, I have no idea but
yep there it is.
So
this was really fucking funny to me.
Let me see if I can find this real quick.
Yeah, here we go.
So, this
kid, right? It is
amazing that people do this.
Popular Democratic
influencer Harry Sison
is under investigation following
his comments earlier today
about the Supreme Court ruling.
So, this is what happened.
He makes
this tweet, he says according to the Supreme
Court Biden could now
send in SEAL Team 6 to take all of them out.
He could send in the military to take out Trump.
He has immunity for official acts now.
So Donald Trump's campaign manager just threatened me on social media.
I'm not joking.
In response to the immunity decision from the Supreme Court this morning,
I said on Twitter, according to the Supreme Court,
Biden can now send in SEAL Team 6
To take them all out
He could send in the military to take out Trump
He has immunity for official acts now
And I guess the Trump campaign didn't like that very much
Because Trump's campaign manager, Chris Lasavita
responded to me by saying
expect a visit. Now what do you
think that means? Is the Trump
campaign threatening me with a visit?
Are they saying they're going to send their guys to my house to try
keep me quiet so I won't advocate against
their candidate. Is that what he's implying here?
You know, I don't think so.
Rights to tell them how awful
their candidate is but of course the Trump campaign doesn't
believe in all that. Trump said he wants to be a dictator
on day one. This really
is the perfect summary of the Trump campaign
Their candidate is so terrible
they have to resort to tactics like this.
I think this is the perfect summary
of leftist voters
that
they constantly make implied
death threats
and they get shocked when they get called out for it.
What is wrong with you?
You're making an implied death threat on a former president.
What are you thinking?
You're so lost in the sauce, I don't even know if you can get a person back from that.
It's not a threat? Well, if it's not a threat then why did Secret Service show up? message to chris la cevita and the entire trump camp
and here's the thing did they show up yes
instead he's uh he's been invested he's being interrogated Did they show up? Yes.
Instead, he's being investigated.
There it is.
He's definitely a threat.
Yeah, absolutely.
Payne, no. I won't be quiet that tens of millions of Americans who don't support Donald Trump won't be quiet either because we see Donald Trump for what he is a con man, a fraud and convicted felon.
There it is
And so, its not a threat? I think that
anytime that if you think that its not a threat
then tweet it out.
Tweet it out.
Send it to yourself and tag the Secret Service.
Go ahead. Go ahead.
Go ahead, and I bet you're not going to do it.
It's a hypothetical that could happen.
Yes, exactly.
And so...
It's the intellectual dishonesty here.
But we're not the president?
Do it, yeah.
You can't make any comment like that towards a public official,
let alone a current or former president. Exactly.
It's not even a question.
It is insane that people think
they can act like this. This is
one of the new things that like people on the internet have done
Is like social media
Like algorithm programming
Has brainwashed
And like mind fucked people into thinking
That
Basically mind-fucked people into thinking that basically
they can wish death, and not even
really wish death. A lot of people do
that, but actually threaten
to kill somebody or talk about how to kill somebody or talk about how
to kill somebody publicly
and nothing's going to happen.
It's insane
and I'll tell you why it's happening.
It's that these people are so emotionally elevated
that they think this is
a normal response.
It's a nuclear reaction, it is. It's a massive
nuclear reaction. Yes.
I mean,
to bet they would do that because
they don't understand the repercussions?
Exactly, bro.
People need to learn to like saying
this stupid shit on the internet.
Like there's actual repercussions for it,
bro.
Like it's not,
it's not like you're gonna just go and do this
and then, oh well, you know, that's the way
it is. Thank God these people are finally
being held accountable for this stupid shit, man
He clearly isn't saying Biden has the ability
to do it, not that he's going to do it.
He's clearly implying it. You can see what he's implying. It's obvious that he's implying it.
He's obviously saying things that are like that. What are you talking about?
Yeah, it's not even a question. Speech is different. writing is liable? Yeah, exactly.
Let's see here.
Oh yeah.
There's apparently going to be a crazy taxi game
that's an open world MMO. I can't even believe that.
He's not implying anything, it's based on Supreme
Court ruling? Well, I guess the Secret Service will
have to find that out. He can explain that to them.
Yeah, in my
opinion, typing and talking like that it's very clear
That somebody is trying to imply something. It very much is
And you don't need to say things like that, it's unnecessary
Especially whenever its a publicly elected official
There's no justification for it, there is
no reason for it, there is no excuse for it.
That's it!
And also by the way
a lot of people actually agree with me even though you might
you might not like trump or something like that so you're like oh no that's
not really what's happening but you would never tweet this out yourself and
the reason why is because you'd be worried about getting in trouble,
because you know that it's a risk, and you
know somewhere deep down inside, the intellectual
dishonesty, you're not actually
going to do it, because you
know what I'm saying is kind of true.
So yeah, it's a risk he's willing to take.
Yes, that's right. It's a risk.
That's all I'm saying.
Imagine if a right-wers said that about Biden.
It would still be bad.
It would be bad no matter what.
Yeah, it's not even a question.
Did you listen to the new Eminem song?
No, I didn't.
I am going to look at
this though. Apparently
apparently
this has been like a new thing
people are mad at Alana
because she made a video talking about Elden Ring's difficulty. I'm
going to watch this and see what's being said, and we'll get into the controversy of
this.
Here we go.
Give me a second.
Okay. Okay, we're good.
People have finally spoken so listen up Miyazaki
Elden Ring's DLC is too hard." I have like a couple of kind of very different
branching takes to make in this video.
I am going to talk about accessibility.
She's obviously naming it right.
Because I think accessibility is really important
and how common of a conversation accessibility
is where FromSoft games are concerned
and why I do think it would be great
if disabled players could play
Elden Ring even though it is already currently their
most accessible game. There's a lot of room for improvement.
But we're also going to talk about...
I feel like you can play Elden Ring if
you're disabled. I'm gonna be honest. Like,
you just have to play the right build. You play my build.
Play my build
or you can play it.
You beat the whole game.
There are a bunch
of negative reviews
on Steam for Elden Ring
because Shadow
of the Erd Tree
is considered too hard.
I never thought we would get to a landscape
where people will admit that they found
a FromSelf game too hard.
Like, even if people do,
I never felt...
Well, this has happened with every single time.
It has.
It's happened
every time and they've
already nerfed the DLC.
This is another component
a lot of people might forget
that they nerfed
the DLC.
They changed
the way the shadow tree
fragments worked
and they increased the cap that they tree fragments worked and they increased
the cap that they give you so it already happened
but they would do they really yeah now it's worth noting that the presence of
this has been a little bit exaggerated a lot of the negative reviews on steam are
also people complaining about the performance problems,
which are there. They aren't consistent.
And that's a separate story that I've spoken about
before that people did not want to hear.
They didn't increase the count? They did actually
increase the count. Go back and read the patch notes again.
Which is that, yeah, FromSoft
really gets a pass for
a lot of things sometimes. Yeah.
The reviews were all 10 out of 10 even though most of these people
are playing on PC and there are pc performance
problems with these games those are totally valid um and thankfully have been patched so
though has the difficulty there are like two sides of this right
okay there's a thing when people talk about from soft games that i always
find really interesting people will say but it's part of the appeal that like you're fighting
something really hard and then you finally have a comment that's part of the appeal of the games
no no no while no, no.
While there are things
that FromSoftGames
do incredibly well
like I am obsessed
with their boss designs
and their animation
for all the things
we love about it.
Their bosses are so impressive in terms of art direction and animation
They don't even need to be like oh my god they're just
So good at that. The sense of discovery is unparalleled the uniqueness of
the world is near unparallel but there are a lot of things that from soft games do really well
but saying part of the appeal is beating it's not part of the appeal.
Thank you, thank God.
...design of the game.
Yes, thank God, please, yes.
Can I please
stop hearing about people that hit one
button while moving on the right around
the boss for like
10 seconds
about how this is all about difficulty.
Please fucking stop.
If you put these people
that fucking jerk themselves
off about how good they are
at Elden Ring or one of these FromSoccer
games in a competitive PvP game,
they would get rolled over in seconds.
They would get destroyed!
It's not about being good at the game. That's not
the point. If you want
to be really good at a game,
go play a game against other people.
It is
the core ethos, not something
that's programmed to let you win
or game design of any FromSoft game
is that you are supposed to approach a boss, be
willing to die the first several times
as you assess their moveset. You figure
out the puzzle that is beating this boss
You've retained information about their movesets
about what kills you, about how you can avoid it and you
roll into them. And then after a certain amount
of deaths which are to be totally expected
if you beat an
Elden Ring boss in less
than like three deaths, in my opinion that's an RNG
fluke and not you playing
the game well.
Except whenever it's me and it's actually
because I have a broken build.
Part of the game is learning how that stuff works
That's the point, you go in there
You gather that data and then you finally
beat them, that is
the point of these games
The whole point is for them to be extremely
challenging. I do think that people complaining
about the Shadow of Urtri
DLC should get good
by which I mean just pay attention to
the things the game gives you that can make it way easier.
That's not to say you're not allowed to complain,
okay? We are also really weird
I'm already tangenting inside my tangent
we are really weird about acting
like FromSum games can't be criticized they are immune to criticism
like you are allowed to i think that you can have a conversation about difficulty in something
without necessarily the problem is that you can never approach a conversation about
difficulty in a video game,
in good faith on the internet because the majority of people that want to
partake in that conversation are only doing so in order to basically look for reassurance or approval
for what they've already done.
Like,
they're looking for somebody to tell them,
wow,
you're really good at the game.
Or they're looking for a point where they can brag about, wow, you're really good at the game. Or they're looking for a point where
they can brag about, oh I'm so good
at this. Yeah, they're trying to flex, right?
So like nobody at any point is ever
really thinking about, is this
an interesting metric of difficulty? Is this a interesting metric of difficulty?
Is this a good vector of challenge or is it just something that's needlessly hard for no reason?"
And it's like, why is something hard? Because why something is hard matters more than if it's hard or not. In my opinion, there's a lot of bosses, for example the Final Fantasy 16 bosses like Titan and Bahamut. They're really
not that hard to do, but
they're amazing bosses. They're great.
They're the pinnacle of the game.
But that's not because
they're challenging. It's because they're fun.
So I think that you can create challenge and you can also create fun at the same time,
but they're not necessarily tied to each other one-to-one.
But you can't have these conversations on the internet because people
have such a big ego about it, and I
think that's what the biggest issue is
People have such a really, really massive
ego about these games, and they
don't want to relinquish that
complain about finding it too hard or feeling like a certain boss isn't
balanced still feeling like a hitbox is like you can complain about those things and be valid.
Yeah, like hit boxes
in certain games are bad.
Animations in certain games are bad
but the problem is that hitboxes
like bad hitboxes and bad animations make a game harder.
But they make the game harder in a way that's bad.
So what ends up happening
is you have people that are unable to distinguish
between the two things.
So like from their perspective,
they hear,
oh this makes the game harder
then it's good.
I beat this
then it's fine.
Being able to overcome bad design
does not make a good design. And that's a big problem
that a lot of people have with understanding
game difficulty.
I think like any criticism
of the FromSoft game makes you a fake gamer.
First tangent completed, I i apologize back to the video
course correcting patch dropped for the dlc meaning that this to me would indicate
that um fromsoft lean over a little,
kind of agrees with the criticisms,
which is pretty nuts.
He did say that he wanted Shadow of the Urn Tree to be the hardest thing they ever made
and it seems like that worked very well.
People are finding it extremely difficult even people who have been a long time
FromSoft fan, that was the intention
I mean, it would've been crazy to let you just finish
Elden Ring and then just continue as though
you were still playing Elden Ring like they did have to up the difficulty
for the DLC even justify its own existence in my opinion but basically attack and damage negation
curve scaling of the shadow realm blessings have been revised. The attack and damage negations
has been increased with first first half of the maximum amount
of blessing enhancements, and the second half will now be more gradual.
The attack and damage negation
granted by the final level of blessing enhancements
has been slightly increased."
And that does make a huge difference by the way
like if you go and you watch
somebody playing through the DLC right now
and you look at how much damage
they're taking, like let's say they just
came into the DLC and they have like four or six fragments
and then you go back to the first day
streams it is a massive
fucking difference. It's huge
so yes, they did do
it
Just to mean that they kind of So yes, they did do it.
Just to mean that they kind of agree and they were like oh
we maybe did make this too hot
okay I'll buy it which is super interesting
but there are things about this
that I have so many opinions
This video is going to turn out
so messy. First
Shadow of the Urge Tree
tells you what you need to do
to get good.
And I think really,
it just requires patience. You may
be... I do think this is true
with the bosses
in the DLC
there are games like I Think Lies have with the bosses in the DLC,
there are games like I think Lies of P made a lot of mistakes with this.
And I think there are other games that also have made
mistakes with this,
that they are difficult because the animations are not fully complete or they are difficult because the animations
are not fully complete or
they are bad. Like, I remember I played
Wu Long and I think this was also the case
where like the animations
are bad and they make the game harder
because they're just bad. They're hard
to read.
Elden Ring, like, and the DLC
does not have that problem.
Maybe there's like one or two annoying
animations but other than that, all the
animations are just hard.
They're not bad, they're just hard.
Familiar with
scattered tree fragments.
I'll keep this quick in case you literally are familiar,
but basically this is effectively a means of an accessibility feature that exists inside of Shadow of the Earth Tree
because it is optional and I love that they've done this.
So...
I don't think it's an accessibility feature.
I think that if,
I mean you want to call this an accessibility feature like then having a
weapon or like having vigor is,
it's very clear that the game is designed for you to have
collected all of these.
It's quite obvious
like this is the way it is
and so like leveling up yeah I mean
this is the way what I'm saying is like it's not
getting these fragments is like
accessibility, like the logic
right? It's like you hear accessibility feature and you're thinking
oh you're disabled. It's like these are
made for disabled people. No, this is the projection system of the game. It's like, these are made for disabled people. No! This is the progression system of the game.
Scattertree Fragment is a new upgrade material in Elden Ring
debuting in The Shadow of Erdtree DLC
Scattertree fragments are optional consumables
that can be used to enhance simultaneously offensive
and defensive capabilities at any
sites of grace, acting like a permanent boost to your DLC
damage dealt and damage negation.
That's right.
You go find these things, they will make you stronger
in the game. If you are having trouble with a certain boss,
you literally just have to go find these things.
They are made solely for the DLC
they only work in the DLC, they do not work
in the basegame. They are there specifically
for players who are having trouble with any bosses that
are already there, which is totally fine.
I... dude, I wish
they worked in the whole game
You know what it reminded me of?
It reminded me of remember an ICC whenever you'd have a 30%
buff and you would go in there
and you're like finally now I can
go big dick and do like max
fucking damage but then you go
back outside of it and you do Trial of the Crusader or something
and your damage sucks again, you feel bad.
I felt the same way about
the Shattertree Fragments.
Like, I would leave the DLC,
I'd be like, fuck man, now I'm only hitting for 2,000 and not 3,000 or 4,000.
You're
allowed to have trouble with it.
You're allowed to find it hard. But they haven't put
in the game to give you that option.
I love that they make this stuff optional, but it's like
yes, you have to go through effort
to be able to do this and in theory
need to look up a walkthrough and find the locations
of them, but I love that it is
thing available for all players who are having trouble.
Leave the boss, coolest thing about Elden Ring in general
for again where accessibility is concerned
when you play from games concern
is that you could just leave at any time
go find these. The DLC
will become easier for you. That is...
They put it in there for you and I
feel like maybe a lot of people have missed it.
One thing
that I would have liked more
is, I wish that...
Like, let's say there's like 50
of them, right? There's like 50 of them in the world.
Correct me
if I'm wrong. I think it's 50
I wish there was like
55 or 57
so you don't have to collect
every single one
and you can miss a few
and still cap out.
I would have preferred that
and I think that's the way that a lot
of other times, yeah it's common complaint, yeah sure
like the golden seeds exactly, yeah like the seeds
Sure A lot of also the design of Ellen right is
like in forms of games I never explain anything to you but yeah I'm finding this stuff very funny
these games are hard we should be allowed to
criticize things we don't like about them, they're not immune
to criticism. I do feel like Shadow
of the Ur-Tree literally has told you the thing
that you can do
to make it easier
but same time them patching it to make it easier.
But at the same time,
them patching it would imply to me that they were also like maybe a bit much
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I have never understood why players would ever argue against more customization options.
So this is the second half of this video where I'm going to talk specifically about accessibility and even...
Just a lot of people really not understand-
People have been mad at her on Twitter about this, so I'm actually
curious to see what's going on. I'm very curious!
...the conversation about accessibility and Elden Ring.
It has been brought up various times across various mediums by various people that
Elden Ring is not, or FromSoft games in general are not particularly accessible to disabled players
And people who are asking for accessibility, um...
I'm not actually asking for an easy mode. Play Magic!
That isn't the intent. Here's the thing I want to spell out where accessibility is concerned.
People who are disabled— I felt myself doing it
and I'm going to do it, is another tangent.
There are also multiple kinds of disabilities
especially where gaming is concerned.
There are long-term disabilities
there are situational disabilities,
there are temporary disabilities.
It counts as a disability where
video game like Elden Ring is concerned if you have
kid. You have a two year old
trying to play Elden Ring and can can't pause. That is a situational
disability that you have where
the game not having the option for you
to be able to pause, for example,
is a hindrance for your particular
disability... a situational disability. You may need to pause
to stop your kid from putting a fork into his socket
A power outlet. In Australia we call power outlets PowerPoints but when I moved
to the US like... So this is why people were so mad they're mad about this
why would they be mad about this? She's completely right.
I think the reason why people are mad about this is because she used the word disability.
And people are thinking one dimensionally
about the word disability, like being in a wheelchair.
But if you think about disability as something
that interferes with your ability
to play the game then it
makes sense
what she's saying
is completely logically true and just as i suspected the twitter clip
is completely misinterpreting this do you think she's type of check to park
in a handicap zone because she thinks having kids is a disability?
It is unbelievable to me.
And you remember I've said this many times, that if you want to figure out
what is the dumbest
most surface level thing
that the person with the lowest
IQ on their
face of the fucking planet can think
of, that's the most
popular tweet.
That's what the average discussion
is going to be about. There it is.
What? That is the quote they used.
That's right. What an unbelievable, completely fucking misinterpretation. This is insane!
And it's crazy
how popular this shit is.
People are so
fucking stupid.
But having kids isn't a disability, words matter? Disability is any condition of the body or mind that makes it more difficult for the person with the condition to do a certain activity. You are getting caught up about vocabulary. Let's be honest, why does the
vocabulary matter at all? Why are you
thinking about the vocabulary?
There's an idea that is clearly trying to be conveyed.
You are aggressively trying to misunderstand the idea, think that it's something else when everybody knows
that's clearly not what she is saying.
She's not conveying it though? She's absolutely conveying it though she's absolutely
conveying it
any reasonable person
would listen to this
and know exactly
what she's saying
you've always said intent matters. Yes, this is...
And do you remember what I said about how posts and people
like anytime that stupid people can feel smart
That's what your going to see a lot of people doing
that's where you get these commenters from they're stupid people who think that they can draw this
like really small semantic difference about the connotation of a word and then get mad about that
and completely not even have a conversation
about what's actually being discussed.
It is completely irrelevant, It doesn't mean anything.
She even explained it, yes.
She even explained it.
Listen. Situational disability. You may need to pause to stop your kid from putting a fork into a socket,
a power outlet that you have where the game not having the option for
you to be able to pause,
for example is a hindrance
for your particular disability
situational disability.
You may need to pause
to stop your kid from.
Yeah it's even a specific word.
It's a specific word. It's a specific word!
There is a mod for that.
People are being intentionally stupid to make people mad?
Yes, they are
intentionally misunderstanding what's being said
in order to assert themselves
as being smart on Twitter.
It is the most annoying fucking thing.
This is the reason why kids shouldn't have social media,
because 14-year-olds do this.
Just hating for no reason? Yes, it's just so stupid.
Putting a fork into a socket...a power outlet. In Australia we call
outlets PowerPoints, but when I moved to the US
I got bullied for that because people thought
that I was referring to like a Powerpoint slideshow
so... trying to get that one out
of my vocab. And there are temporary disabilities, you
break your wrist, you sprain your wrist,
you temporarily have trouble playing
video games. You would need something
to help you press certain buttons
if you're playing Elden Ring. The third one, long-term
people who have long-term
disabilities. They die of arms
I have tendonitis in both
of my wrists from playing too many video games
unironically that is a thing for tapping too much.
That means any rapid button mashing in any game
I'm going to have a lot of trouble with unless...
So what you have to do,
I'll go ahead and solve this problem right now.
There's a program that you can get, it's
called, a lot of mice have this and so here's
a macro that I've created myself. These different macros do different
things and right here this is the macro for farming runes
this is a macro for doing Bahamut. Here's also another macro for farming what
is this I actually forgot which one this is oh right that's for farming
uh what do you call it slimes and this is another refined macro for that too
so you just have macros abc gentlemen always be cheating Always be cheating.
ALWAYS BE CHEATING! Farmed 65 million runes last night.
There are accessibility options to prevent that. It's part of what I worked on
on God of War Ragnarok and it's part of why i always made an accessibility award show to like highlight this
particular thing is like i have a lot of trouble with fighting games i have a lot of trouble with
any game that's really button mashy if there are too many button prompts i'm gonna be in pain and
have to like ice my wrist afterwards and not
really be able to play it.
And here's the thing about accessibility in Elden Ring where any of those things are concerned
I think there is a misunderstanding that people think disabled gamers, whoever else want an easy mode.
This is not the case. It's that
the appeal of Elden Ring
being really fucked up.
I think that's not true.
What people are actually concerned about
is that the implementation of an
accessibility mode creates an easy mode for everybody else who
is not using the accessibility mode. That's really, I think, what the
conversation is it's not that it adds an easy mode.
It's that it allows people to use that makes the game easier.
So what?
I'm not debating it.
I'm just saying that's what people are saying.
...fucking hard is also appealing to people with disabilities.
They too want to play
the extremely hard game
that is very hard for them to beat.
They're not asking you to give them an easy mode and make it
easy for them to get through, they're asking for a version of the game
that can be played with their particular disabilities so they can still enjoy really hard
games as well. The complications with this conversation arise I I think, with Elden Ring specifically.
Like A yeah there are so many people who just dismiss it as like shut up
Who cares about you? You're disabled which, y'know, fuck off
Second, people just-
Well let's just be real.
Elden Ring should have a pause.
And let's be
even more real.
Elden Ring does have a pause.
How do you do the pause in
Elden Ring again? I might forget.
Do you have to open up item crafting?
Is that what pauses the game?
It's
the help button. Yeah, the help button
map help. Yeah.
So why not
just allow people to pause the game?
Okay. to pause the game. Because you can already do that,
so if you just let people
pause the game...
Like I can't imagine there being a legitimate argument that being able to pause a single player game is a bad thing.
That's crazy.
That's nuts, there is? Oh yeah! No and people can make an argument for why the moon
is made out of cheese sure they you can do that but it's just
that it's really stupid
assuming they're asking for easy mode and
that's not the case it It's not an easy,
it's not even less difficulty, it's more options.
The third is
the unique challenge with FromSoft
games of completing them
being such a point of pride.
They intentionally make these games difficult.
Like I already said, this is an established ethos of these games.
There's a lot of games that are difficult.
Why do we always do this? Let me scroll down.
This game is fucking annoying.
This game's difficult.
This game's difficult.
Let's see where some more of them...
This game's difficult.
There's some hard bosses in here.
There's hard bosses in this one.
That bitch and the fucking...
That mausoleum? Oh my
God, she was so annoying!
Like, what is this? This game's difficult.
It's not like FromSoftware
is the only people doing this on Nightmare Mode. It's very difficult.
Dragon Stogma Hard Mode is difficult.
This game's a joke, let's be
honest. There are plenty
of games that are difficult. What are we talking
about? Hades 2 is difficult. What are we talking about? Hades 2 is difficult.
What is this
idea that the only hard
games are Dark Souls games? What are you talking
about?
It's not even true!
They're intentionally very difficult.
Elden Ring is the broadest,
the most open you can use.
If you want it to be harder, you don't have
to. You can approach it
with as much or
as little assistance as you want and you
have still completed the game. Controversial
or not but yes if you use summons you've
still finished the game I don't care how
you play it do whatever you want. But
it's also just that whole culture of beating a from soft
game is such a point of pride for people and how do you avoid it shouldn't be it's just a video
game it was programmed to lose so you can feel good about beating the game,
but don't ever make that...
There's this really thin line
where it's like,
it's great for you to feel good about beating a game
and that's nice,
but the moment that you
take that feeling
and you weaponize it against another person
or you turn it into
I'm better than you
or I'm somehow above you because I did this and
you didn't, that's whenever it gets
really weird.
Yeah just don't make it your personality.
Don't try to protect it
because again
if you really
drill down
into why are people focused
on invalidating the accomplishments
of other people in these video games
you will find that the core reason
is actually because they're insecure about their own game.
They're insecure about their own skill.
Like, you never see Gino Maschino talking about how many runs are legitimate or not.
I don't hear Distortion talking about that either.
It's always the people that have beaten the game three times.
It's never
the actual good players,
it's the like
you know
sevens out of ten
the sixes
out of ten.
You see what I'm saying?
It's never the real,
because the real good players know that like
just because somebody beats the game with an easy mode
it doesn't even make them 1%
as good as somebody like Geno is.
Not even 1%.
Yeah, mid players.
Yeah, exactly.
Real pros don't brag.
Yeah, exactly.
Don't do that.
Boyd taking away that point of pride
that is one to one with our design ethos it
is making you feel a sense of accomplishment for overcoming something
very difficult it's a feeling humans love you get a
sense of accomplishment you feel like you did
something of value. Humans love that
and Elden Ring is like that in video games on crack
if I feel a sense of accomplishment
every time I get an achievement because
I collected 50 who's or what sits. It is like
triple when I beat
a boss in a Chrome Soft game. There are bosses in
Sekiro where I beat them and I threw
my hands up in the air and screamed
there are so few other games that have
an effect, and I do think everybody should be able to
have it catered to their own needs.
I don't even really have that effect most of
the time. I really don't feel that way.
I view it as a puzzle, and I want
to make this puzzle as easy as possible
and i like solving problems and so i'm going to do these three things
to make it work the right way and then i win that's the way it goes.
Accessibility needs.
Here's my pitch, okay? Hear me out at the end. Here's my pitch for
fixing the
problem surrounding
Elden Ring or FromSoft games in general
being so
just the discourse being so hotly contested
like it's
I've been making fun of people this week for saying that if you played with someone,
you didn't finish the game. That you cheated even though it's a mechanic
that's right there. It's literally intentionally there.
It would be like saying you didn't beat Shadow of the Erd Tree
because you used the scatter trap.
It's nonsense. They're in the Miyazaki put them in
the game. It's cool that we can adopt them or not adopt
them based on how we want to experience the thing of
the unique challenges that
we have because we're all different people right here's my pitch okay gamers
hear me i haven't had this conversation with anyone so i don't know how many holes there are
but this is my thought what if for every game that you finish,
especially for FromSoft games, there were an
ending title screen that you could
screenshot and you could share
very easily that details exactly how you finish the game are people going to reply
to each no this is the thing i don't think they should have an easy mode because I think that having a
shared struggle where you get
to watch the way that 10 different
streamers fight the same boss
and you know they're going up against
the same thing
I think that there is a value to that there's a huge
value to that because everybody has that shared experience whenever somebody somebody says, I beat this boss,
that means the same thing even though this person can do a completely
different method of doing it than you did and Miyazaki's goal is exactly this, yes, exactly
and that's a shared experience
so I don't want to see any special loading
screen or anything like that
because the truth is that
I have never seen an actual high-end player
like an Elden Ring player or any of these people
that do speedruns say
any of this ego shit.
None of them say that.
It's always mediocre people on Twitter
that think they're the best player in the game
and it's the same thing as
in WoW. Most of the time
people that are complaining about nerfs
on bosses are never at the top high-end guilds.
They're like the mid-tier guilds.
They're the guilds that, you know, they
clear the raid two months after release.
They're the ones with the really big egos.
It's always the people in the upper middle that are the ones that
have the biggest ego that think they're at the top you're not at the top you're not even close
you just don't don't give that attention like give that attention. Like there's no reason like
there's no reason
to even deal with those people.
It's middle management syndrome?
Yeah exactly.
Easy mode is summons?
Well there's a lot of ways
you can make it easy.
Not really beating Millenia with Mimic Tear
and Magic Build, and beating her with the mid-barrel
weapon are completely different experiences?
Yeah, no, they definitely are, but what I'm
saying is that that experience
you aren't experiencing the same boss.
Just because you're solving...
It's like the four number, right?
You can do two plus two or five minus one.
Both of them get to the number four
even though they're very different.
...who share that
and be toxic about it?
Yeah, people are going to be like,
you summoned Judah, I didn't beat you.
You summoned Zembe, give me him...
Yeah, people are going to be dicks. But I feel... be being a summon zombie to give me hemming and haffa-haffa
Yeah, people are gonna be dicks. But I feel like it would
maybe prevent some of
the extra accessibility
specific gatekeeping
Like all these people who are vehemently against accessibility options,
which is really again just in-game customization options no one's asking for less or more damage
but like less button presses or there's a large list of things
that can make it easier for disabled
players to play. Why would that be bad?
Like
I mean, I feel like
if you are the kind of person who advocates against having a pause button in Elden Ring,
You have departed from the realm of reality.
You're gone.
You're done. You're done.
You're way,
way out there
and you're not coming back
at this point.
You're way out there.
You're gone.
There's no reason
and again
you never reason with
unreasonable people. That's a crazy
thing to say. That's stupid
Play
a really hard game and still have it feel really hard, but still be able to play
it. But what if you get just a screen at the end with the credits
that shows exactly how you played
or what options you had on or off. In my head, this
would alleviate a lot of that discourse. People are
saying like no accessibility
whatsoever because I want
to be able to play Elden Ring the exact way that
I want to be able to play it and I feel like those people
She's not really giving an example
Like, I mean, I think it depends on what the
Example is particularly
Because if there's like an accessibility
Feature that gives somebody a tool
that just makes the entire game
way easier, then
I think that at that point it is
a conversation of like
is this actually good for the game to have or not?
Because I would argue that there are accessibility features
that make sense. But whenever accessibility features can be used as tools
to just automate gameplay and make the
game easier, then it becomes an issue.
Because if you really don't
like that, then you can download
a mod. There are a lot of mods that
you can download in the game that you can just put that into the
game and play the game that way instead so it's like here's like a mod where you turn into an
a helicopter and you shoot nukes and you kill every boss in one hit. You can do that.
So what's the problem?
Like the farming macros, for example?
Yeah, yeah, you can always do that.
So I think that you don't really need to. So I think
you don't really need to add
all, I think having those
options is okay but you
shouldn't make those
options, you shouldn't have
those options in the game
when they end up making
the game easier for just everybody.
I think at a certain
point it can be weird because it turns
into like, everybody is going to end up using
this because it just is a
massive advantage.
It does contrive the way because it just is a massive advantage
it does contrive the way the game is designed and the way people play what if they get one of those temporary situational
or short-term disabilities you break your wrist you're not going to have
player i think i'd need to see
examples for this, though, in order to
know whether I would think of it that
way or not.
The kids suddenly can't play Elden Ring.
They say it when they don't have disabilities but in 10
years when you do have some kind of disability i feel like you're gonna retroactively kind
of regret that you were like absolutely not-don't change anything.
I finished Tunic! That game rules and is very hard
And after I finished it, I beat the final
boss that you don't even have to... well spoilers
She was so
she was SO HARD
It took me days.
Tunic has an accessibility option in it that you can use to...
It's basically God Mode, I think you can prevent all damage.
I beat the game without that and felt so
accomplished and so proud of myself,
and I don't care that that mode
is there or that option is there
to help other people who still want to experience
the game without that. I think that's perfectly fine, but
I would have liked just a little something at
end... even an achievement
to give me the credit
for doing the hardest fights
on what is effectively the hardest in-game possible
difficulty because I didn't have it.
I think that they already have that, right?
You've got that with a lot of the achievements
in games, right? Many games
have this where it's like, oh you do something with some difficulty on and
it works right or you get this special thing like Hades right? Or anything else. So this is already
in a lot of games. Like, we already have this.
...accessibility options on. You know what I mean? Yeah. That's my thought basically. Elden Ring is already
the most accessible FromSoft game. If you're complaining
about Shadow of the Entry being too hard
you don't have to play it. You are definitely allowed to criticize them
and I also think that you should explore more
because you will find another build
or another means to make things easier
like I think your being impatient is probably
what's happening realistically This is for people who obviously don't have
accessibility problems, but what if so that we could actually allow disabled players to
play these games which is a thing I care about you just the end of the the game you get a screen with all your stats.
I don't see what are you supposed to do? Because disabilities exist on such a massive spectrum.
You have some people that are quadriplegic and so they can
only move things with their
tongue or something like that or facial movements
And then you have other people
she's saying, well they just have kids
and so they have to pause the game sometimes.
I think that adding in certain things like God Mode
does definitely make the game feel weird for people
that already have it. And I don't think I would really like
to see a God Mode added into the game, but things
that can automate decisions
that a player has to make are generally
probably better anyway.
So yeah, I think it really depends
on what the option is particularly because there's
always a way that you can download a mod
or something like that if you want to create that type
of experience for yourself. But
I don't think that it's fair to
change the entire experience for everybody that plays
the game because some people play the game that are disabled,
that want the entire experience changed because of them.
So it depends on what the decision is and like
what the change being made actually
is. Because I think, for example
adding an easy mode or something like that
could definitely change
the experience of everybody
but adding something like colorblind mode wouldn't,
or adding a pause button wouldn't.
And I think those are the types of improvements
that these games should make.
Because it's like, at what
point is it... So if this isn't easy mode
how was it like
one shot macros for the bosses
why can't you just use that
where is this actual problem coming from? And are these people using the tools that exist in the game to solve that problem or not?
There's a valid reason I have a pause button, no? Yeah. No, I think so.
Why do you care if there's an easy mode?
How does it hurt you?
I think it changes the way that people perceive the game
and when the game isn't being played
the same way by everybody it changes the way that people experience
and view accomplishments in the game. And it removes the shared
accomplishment that people have for beating a game in different ways.
So yeah, that's
the reason why.
There's a sense of community around that
and whenever you add an easy mode into it
then it damages them.
And I understand this is not a popular opinion
to have. This is not maybe like a
this is not the right politically correct
opinion to have but I think this is true.
How many times you died,
what options you did or did not have on.
So people can still brag
and still show off
because again
that is clearly a thing
people like doing with these games
but just feel like it would solve a lot of this
conversation, because it's really not about asking
Miyazaki from Soft
to make the game easier
or accessibility is concerned
It's about allowing more people to play it.
And sometimes people just need different
settings to be able to do that.
Yeah, I mean like colorblind settings or pause, yeah.
Customization to be able to do that. Does it make sense?
Yeah, there's nothing wrong with basically
yeah i'm just so surprised that we're in a timeline where literally enough people are
complaining about it like all of the games journalists gave it a 10 out of 10 but the
steam reviews the gamers are the ones saying it's just too damn
hard for any of those people who do not have
accessibility specific issues
You've just got to explore
more dude, you can do it
I think you're being impatient, I think you can do it. I think you're being impatient,
and to the accessibility conversation
that comes up every single time
FromSoft has a new game,
I would love to see them.
I just want to see
the accessibility conversation.
What are the explicit problems
and what are the solutions that
are being proposed to that problem
and is there an existing
game solution that creates that
solution in itself?
That's what I'm curious about. Like, what are these explicit
disability issues that people have?
Have more accessibility options.
I would not like to see them make the games easier or less challenging, and it's a difficult balance to strike obviously but i
don't i feel like i found kind of a solution let me know what you think yeah tipping 20
at us down rush just give me a minute.
I completely agree with her, I think that everybody getting mad on Twitter about what
she said about having kids being
situational disability is peak
Redditor behavior. It is the, I'm going to act like
I am confused and intentionally
misunderstand a point that
isn't being made so
I can assert myself as
smart on the internet
so other stupid people can see that I'm
smart and we can all agree collectively that we're all smart together. What a stupid fucking
thing to say, it was a completely reasonable thing said, those people are fucking morons and it's amazing.
It is amazing that these people are able to reproduce men.
How does that even happen?
How do they even tie their shoes?
How do they drive a car? Do these people have driver's licenses?
Isn't that scary?
These people, some of them drive cars.
Oh my God!
Situational disability is a bad term though?
You can argue about it being a bad term or not,
but that's fine. You can have whatever
opinion you want, but what I'm saying
is that it's still
not being used in the same way.
And if you are acting as if it is,
you're intentionally misunderstanding it.
So yeah...
Uh, stupid begets stupid.
Yeah, it sure does.
For some people, LFR is just as hard
as Mythic to a different person.
I think that they should add in things
that make the game easier to play
but not easier to succeed in if that makes sense like i don't like the
way that certain items you have to scroll through a menu in order to use certain items and if i
could bind each of those items to a different spell
or to a different button on my keyboard,
that would improve my experience as a player.
I would prefer that.
Now why is that not an option?
I can't think of a reason why that's not an option.
It's the same as being able to pause or having
a colorblind mode, or having a
mode above 60 FPS.
These are all very legitimate
complaints, and I think the problem is that accessibility
complaints get all lumped in together, where
it's like some people want an easy mode
where you one shot every boss and other
people want a pause button.
And I think that there's an obvious fucking distinction
between these two things, and
it's again
the intentional dishonesty.
It's the, I'm going to deliberately
misunderstand what's being said
in order to make some point
about how I'm good at video games.
Use the pouch, that's a key bind up
for four of the buttons.
You can use the pouch but in order to use the pouch,
you have to hold down one button
and then press a second button.
There is no option for you to just keybind
into one specific button
and use that deliberately.
So yeah,
that's annoying.
It's annoying and it doesn't need to be like that.
But the problem is that the people that defend these games are such super
fans of these games.
They're not even willing to accept
the slightest amount of criticism or
complain about it. Like, oh no, two buttons. Yeah.
Yeah, it's annoying. Wouldn't it be better
if it was one button? Yeah, it would be.
A really good example of this is like Final
Fantasy XIV. Like the community
in that game also has the same attitude.
The game developers can do no
wrong. Everything in the game is perfect
like Genshin's the same way to a lesser extent.
And I think that these people end up
hurting the game. They end up making the game worse
because they're reductive to improvements
to the game. They don't want to see the
game improved because improving the game implies the game wasn't good enough.
So, again it's just how would you fix it? How would I fix it? Very simple.
I would make it where you can keybind individual buttons to the pouch. I would
make it to where you could pause the game.
I would make it to where
you could play the game at above 60 FPS. Yeah.
That's crazy, right?
Wow.
Wow! Wow! That's nuts! It's not that hard, guys.
Yeah, these are slam-dunk obvious decisions that just make the game
better. There's nothing wrong with this at all.
So yeah, let's see I'll link you guys to a video but
what a crazy reach people made man
Oh my god! I agree but no pause is a design
choice?
Okay. And I respect
their ability that like
for an example
it's pretty clear developers mostly focusing on console experience they't really focus on PC. Yeah but that doesn't mean that I'm wrong for thinking that if you're selling the game on PC then you should expect people to want the PC version of the game to function
in a good way.
This is not a crazy expectation.
If you're buying a game
that's being made for a platform,
you should expect for the game to function well on that
platform. This is like... what are we even talking about
here? Like this
is insane! And so
if the decision
not have a pause button is a development
if it is a design
choice to not have a pause button
then I think they should remove
the ability to pause the game
from opening the help button in the map.
They should remove all
other functionality that effectively
pauses the game, because
then that's an exploit.
So like you have this weird middle ground
where you can pause the game
but there's not a pause button.
That's stupid. It's stupid.
It's dumb. Like, what are we talking
about? It's ridiculous.
What is this? It's dumb. Like, what are we talking about? It's ridiculous! What is this?! This is a thing!
It's so common sense!
Sekiro has a pause and it's their hardest game
I didn't even know that i forgot honestly do you see parallels to any of the casualization of wow i do whenever you look at it more broadly than adding a pause button.
Absolutely, and that's what I'm talking about. I'm talking about adding in very
simple, very obvious things.
Let's see here... Hmm.
Let's see here, just W1 at easy mode?
Shitsanabu with your argument about pause already being in it
It's the same for making an easy mode?
You think adding a pause button is the same thing you're a retard you're getting banned i don't even want to read your messages
yeah honestly it's just what what a stupid thing to say
but yeah like i typed out a whole paragraph just to get permabanned.
Like again there are always people that like to if you intentionally misunderstand or you
deliberately misinterpret something in order to make an argument against me,
you will be permanently banned.
It's fucking annoying.
It is like peak Redditor behavior.
I'm not going to deal with it.
Absolutely not.
How is a pause button easy mode?
It's not. And that's what I was saying, right?
That's instant perma. So yeah
it's just a waste of time
so yeah
but Sekiro has paused because
it's not multiplayer? Yeah, I don't think that you should be able to
pause in multiplayer.
Yeah, for sure.
It's the ego Andy delusional about what they like
and don't like?
The pause button can't exist with multiplayer on?
Yeah, I think that's fair.
That's totally fair.
Then make it not exist with multiplayer on.
Okay.
I agree with you.
Good point.
Yeah, okay.
You know, fine.
Who cares about MP?
Yeah, exactly.
Well, I mean also you can play offline.
There's already an option for that.
It's that simple.
How do you feel like games with – what's this here?
With a little more natural progression going from easy to hard?
Well, I feel like you already have that.
Every game has that.
But then you need a bigger gap
between single player and multiplayer?
Yeah, it's a bigger...
If a pause button is too big of a gap
then I don't know what to say i
don't think it is so yeah
even poe 2 will add a pause to the game
wow there it is
how about five Fantasy 16 did
talismans to automate things at the cost of a
talisman slot? Yeah, there's always options like that too
but anyway
I think people
It's so hard to have a conversation about video
game difficulty because everybody
that wants to talk about it doesn't
actually want to talk about it.
They just want to talk about their own ego
and how easy it was for them to beat
it that's what it's always been about
it's nothing else not there's no like oh let's have an honest conversation or
any anything like that it's always their own fucking
ego trying to prove
that they're smart.
It's fucking annoying.
Let me see here.
What am I going to look at?
I was going to watch this, the tipping video.
Bad faith argumentation.
Yeah, I think so too.
I'm just glad there's big ass controversy
and this is a big ass controversy and uh, this is a big ass controversy
and not some stupid DEI crap.
I don't think people really care about that stuff.
I don't get it honestly. Nobody else's game
affects my own. Other people play the way they want.
Well, they can. And you can always download mods for the game.
Like a lot of games have
functionalities like that anyway.
So yeah, I mean, I think it really
just kind of depends but I don't want to see an
easy mode added necessarily.
I think that it's just better
to add more options in gameplay.
And I honestly think like,
you know, if you can only play a...
If you can only play a souls game with one button i'm pretty sure you
can beat the last boss with a garage door opener if you use my build so just go do that.......... All right.
No. um This is it. I hope Asmongold
tackles a lighter topic
like the economic merits of criminalizing homelessness versus housing them.
I think that nobody talks about a third option which is processing them.
If we had a tool that you could take all of them and put them into a factory
and it could turn them into food for rich people,
then wouldn't that kind of solve both problems at the same time i think so, right?
Yeah.
We need a government that thinks better.
Got my vote? Thanks man! that thinks better.
Got my vault? Thanks, man. I appreciate it.
Oh.
It's brilliant? Yeah!
I don't know what the problem is.
I'm not finished with this one one and then watch it.
Am I honest, that proposal is? Well they're not fat!
Or Irish right?
But yeah close enough
Mmm Hmm
Great valuation, absolutely not Great value ice cream? Absolutely not.
The great value ones are bigger,
but they don't taste as good. These are better. these are the bluebell ones Nelson don't melt. Yeah, these melt really fast.
I mean lots of other street strong people but people don't give a fuck.
Yeah, of course
people don't want crackheads moving around them, right?
That makes sense.
Mmm.
Mmm. um Oh, that's so good.
I got recommended this video and I figured I'd look at it. It's a pretty short one.
Tipping 20% at a sit-down restaurant is still the
standard, according
to most etiquette experts in the US.
After holding standard for years, though,
tipping at full service...
How the fuck do you become an etiquette expert?
Like what are we talking about here?
An etiquette expert, according to who?
What? What is this?
...restaurants fell to 19.4% in the second quarter What is this? notching the lowest average since the start of the COVID-19
pandemic. So that's the headline
is that tipping is
falling. People are tipping less
tip fatigue. Thank
God. Thank Thank God.
Thank fucking God.
Like, this has been going on for my whole life.
Oh, you need to tip a lot.
Oh, well if you can't afford to tip
you can't afford to go out. I am so
sick of these entitled
fucks and these
upper middle class people
that like looking down
on the working class man trying to buy a fucking pizza for his family and
trying to shame him because he's not giving his extra four dollars to some delivery driver.
What the fuck are we doing? It's so goddamn
fucking annoying, man.
I hate that.
Working class? Yeah, I'm not.
But I'm also not upper middle class either.
Fuck them, man.
Those are the people that do it.
If you go on Twitter
and you see the people that are making comments
and talking about who needs to tip and oh it's so bad not to tip.
Every single one of them is typing
that shit from a fucking
MacBook. They've always
got money or they're a waiter
and they're like yeah everybody needs to tip. Oh, I wonder why you think that.
Yeah, let's be honest.
They're always doing that.
Just looking for another way
to look down on poor
people. It's fucking annoying!
He is largely to blame, the report found.
Yes. During COVID, everyone was feeling
generous, said Eric Plum,
founder and CEO of San Francisco-based
startup Uptip, which aims to facilitate cashless tipping.
The problem is that it reached a new standard that we all couldn't really live with.
He added particularly when it comes to tipping prompts at a wide range of establishments,
a trend also referred to as tip creep.
I think that this problem is a joke.
And I think that the fact
that this problem is a factor
Is also a joke
I am so upset at the reality
That I live in
that people are upset
because they're being asked
to tip.
It's very annoying
to me, because the implication is that they're afraid to say no.
You are afraid of the disapproval of a bunch of random losers at a random restaurant that you will probably never see again, thinking that you're cheap and you're willing to give away your money because of that. I'm sorry to say, but you don't deserve your fucking money. It's pathetic absolutely
fucking
pathetic
now I'm
reminded of
so I saw
this pop up
and there was
also this
kind of viral post making the rounds on Twitter,
This is so...
I don't know where this is from.
Yep.
Some restaurant owner,
I saw somewhere in New York
which sounds about right
but some restaurant apparently posted this message
directed at her customers, which says we expect you to tip 20% minimum. That's the end of the
story period. The number is even printed on the, so you don't have to do any math.
When you walk in the door, you enter into a covenant.
When I walk into the door, they also
enter into a covenant with me.
I will steal the salt shaker and the silverware
and I will leave the store. That's
the way it goes. That's why i get to go box
the things to go would be their stuff
yeah that that is the that's the expectation
i don't know why they can't meet that
it's not stealing it's yeah it's not stealing it's a covenant
that's right i used to do that all the time by the way anytime there was mandatory gratuity
i'd steal the silverware and anything else i could put in its go bucks if you feel any
kind of way about this other than 100% accepting,
you should stay home.
Invest in your own sound system.
Get some nice glassware.
Install dimmers on your kitchen lights.
Put out some candles and make your own cocktails.
I won't say that you should go elsewhere
because 20% is the minimum expected tip in bars and restaurants all over this city.
And your feelings about the fact aren't irrelevant.
And if you're uncomfortable with a woman having...
That's crazy because I feel the exact same way about them.
I do. I feel the exact same way about them I do I feel the exact same way
they're upset about it I'm gonna go in there and now I was gonna tip now i'm not going to
now i'm buying three drinks and i'm not tipping on a single one that's the way it goes how about that hi the 20% tip come from they just made
the number up you can tell the waiter
and ask their boss why.
Yep, there it is.
What's he talking about?
Lighters lights and dimmers.
The implication is like that aesthetic of the restaurant right
When you need to explain any of this to you again stay home
Go ahead and go buck wild in the comments if you feel the need
uh so right this this attitude by the way is part we hear about the
fatigue this is part of the reason? Well, this
attitude to me isn't a problem
because that person
is an NPC to me.
I hear
that and I'm like, okay, well there's plenty of annoying NPCs in games
yeah they're gonna be obnoxious you just buy it anyway it's fine
They're talking to you? Just don't look at them
It's not a big deal
yeah just just just go there anyway and just buy it just don't give him the tip
what are they going to do hope that they spit in your drink. Hope they do that, because
then you can sue them for tons of money.
This totally entitled attitude...
That's a best-case scenario. We've talked about tipping
over the years, really.
Because it's such an important issue.
And I will tell you that this is one issue...
I have been radicalized on this.
My own position
on tipping has radically changed
I mean, I used to be
a big tipper
and there's times in the past you can probably
find things that I've written or things that i've said years ago um
just passionately defending the practice of tipping and now i i tip anywhere i go out
i always if i do uber eats i give them the most amount of money
because i've got so much money it literally doesn't matter
it makes literal it no fucking difference to me,
but I don't think any less of people that don't do that.
That's the difference.
That's where it comes from, and I think that's what difference that's where it comes from i think that's what that's what the actual
problem is
visits people think that they uh... we caught
people think that they are doing a good thing or did like's it's mandatory to do what they do
it's about being forced to do it yeah it's about the implication that you're forced to do it
why generalizing now and punishing those who are friendly and hardworking?
I'm not, it's not a punishment for people
not to give you extra money for your job. That's not a punishment
that's what's normal.
Okay. That's not a punishment. That's what's normal. Whenever you get your paycheck
and your boss doesn't give you
a bonus,
that you're not being punished.
You're entitled as fuck, Yes, if you don't like not getting tips as a waiter get another job
That's it just get another job
Problem solved.
Now I find myself way on the other end of it.
Well, I don't want to tip anyone anymore.
It's not that simple?
Here's the crazy thing
it actually is
To me
it is
It's crazy.
Like, so you're getting emotionally attached to this and upset about this
and whatever.
Never had a job.
Oh, you're going to get mad about this.
Oh, you're wrong.
What does any of that have to do with me
what is any like i i i'm struggling to see how this has anything to do with what i about my life or my money selfish so let me get this straight. I'm selfish because I'm not giving you my money? I think somebody's being selfish, but I don't know if it's me.
What does it matter?
Like, oh, it's hard for me to get jobs.
Who cares?
What are you talking about?
Why would anybody care about this?
And I certainly...
It's crazy.
...I used to be 20% at a minimum.
It's crazy how entitled people are.
It's unbelievable.
Why would anybody give a shit?
And now I find myself way on the other end of it. Well, I don't want to tip anyone anymore and I certainly...I used to be 20% at a minimum.
That's your baseline, and you'd have to try really hard to get less than 20%.
So if you like C minus service, this is how
it used to operate. C minus service, this is how I used to operate.
C minus service is 20%.
And if you get up into B or A plus now I'm going 30,
I might tip 35, 40%, very generous.
Now that's not how I look at it anymore and 20 it's like
that's almost a maximum now your baseline is zero and you got to earn the tip and i talked
to a lot of people that feel the same way about it.
Look, it's not our fault you just pressed it way too much
In the customer service industry
Everyone wants a tip now everywhere you go
Even places where they're not doing any.
I think the problem is the entitlement for it.
I think that's what really rubs a lot of people the wrong way.
It's that people feel entitled
to being tipped because
they're doing something, and
like there's like this
righteous indignation
that these people have for like oh you're not tipping us extra money
that's understandable well i understand it but that doesn't mean I have to care.
Like, you know, of course I understand how they feel.
Of course they want more money.
Everybody wants more money.
But why would I care? You go to a coffee shop and you ask for coffee,
and they just pour the coffee
into the cup
and hand it to you.
Well, I could do that.
And there are plenty other...
You can just do self-service
and I could do that.
There's nothing about
your performance
of that job
that I feel I need to especially reward about your performance of that job
that I feel I need to especially reward.
You're already rewarded."
I actually don't agree with this argumentation
because the implication is
that there is performance
that deserves to be specially rewarded
based off of what the performance is and the nature of it this specific thing i disagree with
that because the implication there is that some people deserve tips and other
people don't. I think that the
fundamental problem is that if
you want $30 for something,
don't charge $20
for it and expect from me to give you an extra 10.
Charge $30."
That's the actual issue,
and it doesn't matter if they do a good job or a bad job that's irrelevant
if you want people to give you this much money then charge that price
don't go charge two different prices and then get mad when people don't fulfill your unspoken rule.
Your covenant, you know?
That's how EU does it. Everything is more expensive.
Yeah, that's fine.
With your paycheck and whatever you get paid it may not be a whole lot but it's probably basically what that is worth are you a few years maybe a few decades
out of school and wondering what the heck did i even learn what was the point of any of that he
might be thinking i don't have the time to learn something well if
that's you you're not alone and also the good news is it's not too late hillsdale college
is offering more than four this is this is just a bunch of other stuff but like i will
i will link you guys video video anything's talking about some other
stuff that i just wanted to watch the tip thing but um here's the thing the problem was the government
made tipping waiter wages which is crazy yeah no that's not the problem. The problem
is people do it. So if everybody stopped
tipping this would go away overnight so just stop doing them
Problem solved doing it problem solved that's it that there's literally there's nothing else more to it like
every time like somebody tries to get you to think about their life, stop.
Immediately stop thinking about it.
It doesn't matter how they feel
about it like oh this is I need
this job.
None of that matters.
None of it matters to you.
This person doesn't matter to you.
Don't make them emotionally manipulate
you into giving
them your money.
Stop it! If you want to give them money, then do it.
If you don't, then don't. But don't ever get manipulated
for it because if you do that, you're being
a bitch. That's the reason
why.
Problem is servers want a higher base salary
because if they meet a generous tipper
they can make a couple hundred bucks more.
I don't care about that.
That's not my problem.
My problem...
I don't care about anything that has to do with how a person makes money and
this is the same thing with streaming like it how annoying is it whenever
streamers bring up oh we need to get a lot of subs or like
oh we're doing this or I need
to make this money. Nobody told you
that you had to be a streamer
You decided to do this
and now you're expecting other people
to give you money for it. DSP is the best example
right? And everybody fucking hates it
This is the same exact thing
No, there's literally no relevance. Your problems have no relevance on me. That doesn't matter. It's totally fucking irrelevant if you you go and put this price
on the menu, expect
people to pay that price. That's it.
Period. Done.
And so anything else
is totally, totally stupid.
I'll read a few of these real quick.
When are you going to stop this service economy
to a production economy?
Oh, I don't think that's going to happen, right?
You're going to see more service jobs,
I think.
It's crazy how known DSP is.
Yeah, yeah.
Everybody knows that, right?
Then pay the employees more.
The employee payments
are not my problem i don't care how much the employees are being paid
that's not my issue that's not my job my job is to go to the store
and purchase the product the store
is offering
for the price that they're asking
for. I don't care about
oh, well these people are being mistreated
or oh Walmart doesn't pay the employees
enough or oh
that's irrelevant to me. That doesn't have anything
to do with me. That's them.
That's their problem. What are you talking about?
Imagine if it was like... and by the way this is always
a completely one-sided empathy because the moment that you think to
yourself well what about the people that don't have the money to tip?
Oh then they can't afford to eat out. Well wait a minute
right? Like I thought it was about
understanding how other people are and meeting in the middle
No it never is. These are people
that are just trying to weaponize
your empathy against you
and then simultaneously take advantage of
that, and get you to give
them your money
that's what it is. No, don't give a fuck about
them, who cares? Why why would you care that's it
are you talking about digital signal processing no no another dsp
people don't get it they don't understand the companies are putting
the burden on the customer so they can lean online their own pockets
but like this is the point that you're not understanding
there is nothing about that that's relevant to me.
The way the company
is making money,
anything else
like nothing
about that
has anything
to do with me.
I am a customer. My obligation is to go into store, into the store and purchase something for the price that's offered. That's it, it has nothing to do with the customer.
Yeah I'm there for a burrito not your balance sheet. Exactly yes yes that bro! That's so much better than what I said.
That's so much better.
Yes, you're there to buy a burrito.
You're not there to fucking figure out
their accounting table
and be like, oh well if you look at this number on your carrier 3
and maybe you could redo this
and change the way that you do this for the tax
code. No bro, what is
this?
If people stop supporting tips, companies have to change what they're doing.
Isn't helping the employee's life?
Yeah! Who cares about your economics?
It's amazing.
People have this opinion and there's always the entitled
people that think you need to give them money
And then everybody can collectively agree
that streamers don't
deserve money or don't deserve to get tips
just because they're streaming. But it's basically the same thing.
You signed up for this.
You decided to do this
and now you want everybody else
to pay for it! It's nuts!
What is going on?
Without the bullshit, yes.
You guys are getting gaslit to care about the air.
You're getting gaslit to care about a store.
Curious
to hear about more of your take with there being more service jobs in the future?
Oh, there will be.
Absolutely.
It's just different types of services.
Look at how Uber Eats has evolved, right?
That's a good example.
So yeah, tipping is like begging
with extra steps. Well well the funny thing about
that is tipping originated from slavery look it up
esp he's going to mull over this on stream oh i bet he will be
we'll have to watch the video for it.
Not being altruistic is different
than being selfish? Oh, sure.
If you want a tip, go ahead and do it.
But don't go and
shame other people for doing it.
That's what's very annoying to me.
Just gonna watch this.
There are complaints about the sub
increases, and people forget Twitch is still free?
Yeah, like that. The price this sub increase
What the fuck we talk about a sub increase for
We mean it's up a sub increase?
Like, yeah.
I'm not... I'm subscribed to like five people on Twitch and that's it.
The problem...
My best advice with using Twitch is to honestly get turbo.
Pay for Twitch Turbo if you're using it a lot, because like using Adblock on Twitch
is kind of annoying.
At least it is to me and I think that that it's like worth it, right? It's definitely worth it. Never sub, never donate. Now if you have an ad blocker that's better than go ahead and do that. But yeah, that's the way I see it. We have turbo turbo says says, yeah, look at all the Turbo users.
Exactly. Yeah, that's not
annoying at all.
Turbo has a sale right now?
Yeah, I think I have Turbo. I don't even know if I do.
I have no idea.
All the service jobs uh are going to be performed by robots in the near future
anyway no not all of them many of them they won't
be done by robots especially with like more
like specific things i don't think that's going to be
the case. But some of them, yes.
You don't run many ads? I don't need my
ad blocker? Yeah, I said this before
and I will...
What do you call it?
Isn't there an agreement that if you go to a service
that requires tipping,
that you'll do so.
If you don't want to tip,
don't go to the establishment.
Yeah, but if I can go to it and not tip then i'm gonna do it so
then you shouldn't do that that's the way it is yeah yeah no for sure uh but i'm going to do it
anyway way too bad huh too bad so yeah um that's the way i see it is an option it's not an option oh i do
want to say a little bit real quick. Uh...I'll talk about this for
probably like five minutes. Let me just put something on
and I'll talk about it for a while. So
there is going to be a good chance
that I might actually have
to um
um i might have to partner the channel
and because twitch
the truth is that
this channel is very popular if I look
Rank 10 on the entire platform That's a lot of money
That is a lot of money.
That is a lot, a lot, a lot of fucking money.
And so
Twitch is paying... I would not
be surprised if Twitch is spending over a million dollars a month hosting this channel
and they're not happy about it
at least yeah there it is
and so if I have to
do it and they're gonna put ads on it
i will partner with the channel because
If theres going to be ads im gonna get fucking paid for them.
I'll tell you that. Well, I'm not sure if that's gonna
happen. I just wanted to let you guys
know that could possibly be
a possibility, right? It's
not our problem though. No, it's not! That's why I said download
AdWalker and use Turbo. I don't give a fuck.
I don't care.
Like here is the thing
If people don't want to watch ads
There is no obligation that I have to do it. So
you figure out another way to make money.
Like, you always figure out another
way to make money. Like, I can figure out
ten different ways to make money off of stupid shit.
It's easy. So the people
that fail are people that aren't creative.
Just be more
creative with how you make money.
It's simple.
Yeah, if
you want to find somebody who's creative
I'll tell you
find somebody who's fucking creative
Find a poor crackhead
I'm serious.
Talk to one of them, and they're
going to have these ideas you've never even
imagined.
They're thinking... They're not outside
the box, bro. They're outside of the factory the box is in.
Yeah, the one at 7-Eleven
Exactly, yeah
Yeah, risk getting robbed?
I know but you might learn something.
What about Hunter Biden?
Hey,
I bet Hunter Biden has a lot of very creative solutions to things.
I bet he does.
Crackhead ideas
be landing you in jail?
Yeah,
you gotta polish it up
a little bit
but overall
that's true
and so
you got convicted though
yeah,
yeah
you can't win them all
right
but
you're the third English channel
right now? Well I don't know if I am or not. That's
nothing that-that I don't- Listen
If my channel is doing
well, great. If my channel
isn't doing well, great. Who cares?
At the end of the day
it is a Twitch channel
Twitch channels are super
fucking volatile
There will be twitch channels that are super popular,
they'll totally fall off and nobody
likes them anymore. I think Twitch is
a terrible place to build a brand
and I've cared more about YouTube and other
platforms and other businesses that I've owned
For like two or three years now
If it's not obvious, right?
I do. I care way more about that
So if my Twitch channel is doing well
I'm happy. That's great.
But it doesn't really matter to me.
Right? It-it doesn't change anything.
Use your main... Ah ha! It doesn't matter that not
It still matters a little bit okay so yeah
not quite but um if someone was starting today how
would they get to number 10 well you'd have to go to number 12 and
then move up to number 11 and then probably get to number 10 right
what do you mean how does somebody
succeed by working hard
what are you talking about
it's common sense.
Yeah, like
what do you mean?
Why not
multistream to YouTube then? Because I'm worried
about getting in trouble on YouTube and if I get in trouble on YouTube, and if I get in trouble
on YouTube then I would be doubling down on getting punished.
That's the reason why. That's the only reason I'm doing it.
Just be consistent? No, no being
consistent is a baseline. It's
like if you want to be
successful as a streamer
You have to be interesting.
And I'm sure you can say,
X or Y popular streamer that's popular isn't interesting to me.
You're right, they're not interesting
to you but to somebody else they are
so all you have to do
is be interesting, be compelling
get people to watch and that's it
It's pretty simple
so ours launch was one three through seven yeah true
i mean number 10 when you compete with boobs there's a lot of talent efforts oh
you think it's hard to compete
against girls that have their boobs out that's the easiest thing to compete against none of
those girls go anywhere like what were they sitting down there floundering around in a
thousand viewers with a bunch of simps that are jerking off not typing in chat
no they're never gonna be big popular streamers it's never going to happen
like they're just using twitch to sell only fans what have we been talking about
like what what what what are we doing
like you think these girls were running the site they're absolutely not
that's like a point five percent of the website
i don't tell twitter, but that's the truth.
Yeah, like who
cares?
Most popular streamers are male or
they not? Of course they are because
most people that watch streams are male, and people want to watch
a guy that they identify with.
And you're not going to identify with a girl as much
because of gender barriers.
Of course!
That's the way it goes.
Yeah, it's a male-dominated platform, exactly yeah. If this was a woman dominated platform you'd see a lot more female streamers that are popular. That's
the way it goes. How do you compete if you're not American?
I don't know, I think there's plenty of people.
Look at FPS Shaka, that guy pops
the fuck off.
What did he call him?
That Montana Black Guy, I think. What's his fucking name?
He's like a German guy.
XQC! Yeah, E-Buy.
Look at E-Buy. XQC number one.
Is he now?
Yeah, good for him.
He's French one. Yeah, good for him. Yeah, he's French-Canadian from Quebec.
So yeah, Gronk.
Yeah, there's another one.
Galls.
Yeah, exactly.
What are you talking about?
Oh, Showcase.
Yeah, there's plenty of big non-English streamers,
not American streamers. Non-American streamers.
Yeah, just be attracted to women.
Sykuno has a large female audience.
It's always better to be attractive but as a man it's not necessary
as a girl it is.
If you look at the top 100
male streamers
I'm thinking of one person in particular
many of them are actually not particularly attractive but if
you look at the top 100 female streamers every single one of them is attractive That's just the way it is.
That's just the way it is!
And people love to cry about this shit, but it's true.
That's men's fault?
I don't think it really matters whose
fault it is, right? Who's talking about
fault here? I'm talking about
this is what's happening.
Like, fault.
You want to talk about whose fault it is?
Who cares who's fault it is? That's just the way it is.
Yeah, I don't know what we're talking about.
No bigger mail streamer is i'll go too
i don't think that mail i think that mails streamers you cannot be
deformed you cannot be like deformed now Now you can be a ugly, weirdish looking guy
I think that i'm not really a great- I think im not a good looking guy right?
My camera, I look good on this camera, I think I look okay on the camera
But in real life I look like a fucking corpse so um for sure that's true
But it's like way less truth and that's what I'm saying
So yeah,
now deform could work too
I think looking plain is the problem
I think if you look at a lot of streamers
that are really popular, they have a very
unique look. Like
Jinxy looks a very certain
way, right? He looks
distinct. I look distinct.
There's not a lot of other people that look exactly like me.
I'm not just a traditional weird guy.
Kai looks distinct.
XQC.
Queso is distinct.
Right?
That's what matters.
S-Fan, distinct distinct miskith distinct tyler one distinct yes looking
looking unique matters Not all the withered out there? No, there's not.
Bald... yeah exactly.
What do you think about a man streaming with no camera or
a camera I think that it's okay like I mean
you can stream without a camera you're just gonna have some problems right I
mean like but of course you can do it. Yeah absolutely
Could women get away with looking
distinct? It depends on what that
distinction is. If that distinction
means that their boobs are really big
then I think that yeah they could get away with it
if that distinction means that their nose is really big then maybe not I mean, there it is.
Yeah, one large light. There it is ears or something like that
good taste wouldn't be distinct though um
disagree with has been a lot but i do enjoy stream yeah sure exactly
most women's shers are boring as fuck though?
So...
Do you want to know the real reason why that is it's because all the women that are like
really passionate and fiery and have opinions about everything everybody hates them.
They don't
want to watch that.
Yeah,
that's the reason why.
Yeah,
they're not looking for
some crazy...
I mean, and this is an issue, right?
It's an issue.
And now Ronner, yeah, that's the way it is.
And they're not yelling
and getting mad at people, etc.
People don't like that kind of behavior from a chick, man.
That's just the way it is.
They think you're crazy.
Asmongold complaining equals based.
Women complaining equals Karen.
There it is.
Opinions don't create personality?
Yeah, but there's a little bit of overlap,
don't you think?
So yeah.
And that doesn't mean
that you're boring, right?
But what I'm saying is
like you're not going
to get a girl
that's probably going
to act as crazy
as I do
because guys
don't like that
as much from girls.
That's just the way
it is. And
hey, by the way,
I welcome
any girl to prove me wrong.
Prove me wrong. Prove me wrong.
There it is.
Alright, let's see...
I'm sure there's some people that do it a little bit but again
being attracted
matters a lot, it is a huge factor
and even for a guy it matters but it matters even for a guy, it matters.
But it matters less for a guy.
That's it.
Someone proves you wrong?
Is that just the exception?
You have no female audience, old bro?
See, you don't understand how right you are.
See, you don't understand how right you are. See whenever people say I don't have a lot of girls that watch me
they're thinking about having like a 95 or
a 90 ratio of males. I want to let you guys know
that we are at the 99% here.
I'm talking about
99%. over that,
that are watching the channel
are all guys.
It's all guys.
I've showed the YouTube analytics before
and I can do it again.
It's the same thing."
Sounds about right.
Yep! There it is.
You gotta realize even YouTube is 70% more email
Twitch has been more... Yeah but YouTube there's a lot bigger uh more diverse
audience you know no yeah this is the no situation right
there's a few but like not a whole lot. Sure boobs are not quality
content they're not top 10 am I wrong to
think that they occupy like the top 100
yes you are factually wrong to believe
that it is a simply
untrue statement that can be verified by just simply looking at the ranked channels.
They are not even in the top 1000.
They are such a tiny fraction of the player of their user base on twitch it's not even noticeable
one percent of 30 uh 33k is 300 girls yeah but that probably half of them are just guys
they're using their their mom's a calendar their girlfriend's account it's
in no-girls group yeah there's no girls allowed in the stream
that's the way it is.
Have you seen the big news? Gamers from Japan are asking Ubisoft to cancel
Assassin's Creed Shadows with a petition.
That's big news, that there's another petition going on.
Yeah I don't think they're gonna cancel the big
game that they've invested 100 million dollars into man
probably not gonna happen yeah like let's be honest
do you wish you reached a larger women audience?
It would be better for my channel, sure. But at the end of the day there's
a lot guys out there and girls out there. People are going to have different types
opinions. The way that I behave and the way that I act,
a lot of girls don't like it.
Like just
very, very fundamentally
they don't like it.
This has been true...
I've learned this throughout my whole life.
Whole life
I've learned this.
Not a fan of...
And I'm not talking about just like
not showering or something
like that. I'm talking much like the tone
of voice that I have, the way I talk
about things, like calling people
fat, stuff like that. Girls don't like
that as much, right? It's off-putting
to them. But guys
think it's fucking hilarious.
And so yeah, it's just the way
it is.
Yeah, my wife hates you?
Yeah, I get that a lot.
Yeah, I get
that a lot.
I've had people come up to me at a grocery store or like a department store and
They're right, honey. Give me a minute. Hey ask for big dick big dick in the wife is like
That guy crying so much. This is that guy where I fucking hate listening to him, right?
Yeah, a hundred fucking times.
Probably not a hundred. It's probably happened like 10-20
times. Maybe 50 times at this point.
Yeah, it's been something like that.
You can clearly see the wife is not into it.
But you know,
it's like okay yeah there's the guy.
Want to follow up?
Let's hear what it says.
Makes it easier to listen to? Sure.
I like your IRL personality to be honest. That's why
I watched you put on a show. Yeah, I mean
my IRL stuff is a little bit different.
Anyway, well let's go ahead. I was going to look at this.
Women shocked that 90% of
people at a singles event attendees were women.
Thought this would be funny to watch.
I signed up would be funny to watch
i signed up for a singles event on valentine's day and here's how it went it was fun but there were more girls than there were guys it was definitely
like the bachelor a little bit men don't go to these
men do not go to these. Men do not
go to singles events.
I'm going
to another
singles event
and this is my outfit.
Stop paying money
to go to
singles events.
Men
don't go.
Stop it!
So,
I would love
to hear from you all
as to why
you think
men
don't attend
singles events. Come with us to a first day event no
attractive man found once again modern women get disappointed after attending a single event
the lack of male attendees
I didn't even know what a singles event was.
The closest thing I've ever had to
a singles event is I used to draft
and magic the gathering on Friday nights.
...is the main reason for
their disappointment, and some got mad
to the point of calling it a waste of time
and money. I signed up for a singles
event on Valentine's Day. Imagine how guys
feel
doing anything
here's how it went I was so nervous you guys this is a singles tournament at this paddle
club here in New York City city you would play with partners
every game it wasn't fun but there's more girls and there were guys it was definitely like the
bachelor a little bit there was food and drinks and a dj so the vibe was good but i wasn't really
vibing with anyone so please keep pushing me to put myself out there. Thanks guys!
I'm not six feet
I don't have a six pack
I don't make six figures and guess what
I don't care
Less than attractive guys would be rejected,
and the handsome guys don't want masculine
women. Women don't
want the guys who need singles events.
The guys women do want
don't need this event.
That's basically it yep there we go it's none of the girls that were going
there were particularly that attractive.
Like, I would say at least the ones that made the videos, they weren't that attractive.
And so why would a guy
want to go there?
And like, here's the thing is nobody wants to say it nobody
wants to go ahead and say it but like you look
at the girls that are there
and girls that are there.
And there it is.
They're not ugly?
Yeah, but what you have to understand
is that guys think
if you are
325 pounds
you smell like
an old
chair. The
last time that you saw your penis
was in high school
and your favorite thing to
do is talk about
armor and weapons from the Middle Ages
But you still think that
you deserve an 85 pound cat girl
that will cook you dinner
because
you're a king
That's right, huh?
And so why are you going to go to one of these fucking events?
What're you trying to do?!
That's simple. I have six pack and make 6 figures
Just not 6 foot foot tall so women will
date me and let me take care of everything while letting me know they
are settling i'm out jesus bro that's sad
oh my god.
Let me know
that they're settling?
Wow, bro,
that's fucking brutal.
Yeah, base?
Yeah, I mean,
there it is.
Look at his profile picture
yeah he's old
look he's balding right?
There it is
He bald
What are we talking about?
I remember the days that men used to pay for these single
events that were free to women.
We know- Well yeah! That's why they have
the ladies nights at the bars.
Like, of course.
I mean, it makes sense.
Yeah, that is the way it is.
It says you...
Yeah!
And look how much effort I go into trying to comb over my hair
and make it look like I'm not fucking bald.
Like, that's the... See?
I mean, I'm saying the same fucking thing, man!
What are y'all trying to start shit for?
How about
the girls
that go to those events or down for anything might be worse
worth a shot i don't know really i've never been to one of those things before
i've never i never had a dating app before i've never had a dating app before
i've never had a dating app now i'd
message girls on instagram
sure for sure i did that but um
you know twitter like that absolutely like that. Absolutely. But I never downloaded
Tinder or any of that other
bullshit man.
Never got into it.
...go to these single events because we had to pay for them and then no women would show up. Now they know how we felt years ago.
At least she was lucky this event happened, because others were cancelled due to the lack of men's interest.
But when it comes to this video I want to concentrate on this part.
It wasn't fun but there was more girls than there were guys and It was definitely like The Bachelor a little bit.
Our lack of interest in this type of event
is just the result of constant unsuccess
when it comes to what we want out of these gatherings,
and this is something that won't change any...
I think another reason why this is not as
successful for men is because there's not a shared culture
anymore like i bet events like this in like the
year 1953 were really successful because
everybody loved Jesus,
everybody was conservative and
everybody was racist. So
you have a lot in common with the people that are
there. So you go and you go to something like that, everything's fine. But now it's like there's so many differences in share, you know, like lack of shared values, that going to a big public event like this isn't as appealing
to a man anymore. You see what I'm saying?
That's the good times? Yeah, if you want that same thing
is- like you want that same experience now
just play Counter-Strike.
...times soon.
And for those who want to understand men's reason
for not attending a single event,
have a look at the next clip.
Tell you about my experience speed dating in new york city and we're like uh this
selection literally every single guy was five six or under and there was no one cute she's probably five one guy that was the feedback of
the event she attended and this is what most guys face when they participate in
this gathering what men would be motivated or interested
in a single event after comments like
this? Well, the men that
are taller, right? Obviously those are the
ones that are doing it but the reality
is that the guys that...
This is one
of the things that a lot of people, especially
young kids and maybe people
that don't understand the way it is,
they might not get. Have you guys ever seen
those different posts and shit like this
about how some girl gets
some rich guy taking her out
on a yacht, and
it's all these nice places this guy is taking
her and you know how great
this is and everything like that right? You ever
seen this?
Yeah we've all gone and seen this. And then
people say wow all of that work just to have your face bored out because she'll bore the guy's face out.
What they don't understand is that it was the guy telling her to fucking
do that.
90% of the time,
it's the guy telling her to do that
because here's the thing,
right? He might be married
or he's got another one lined
up for next week and two more
the week after that. And so if
he's got a bunch of pictures taking all these
girls out to this yacht it's going to look weird.
So he has her blur out the face and it's like, oh,
it's just for us baby. Yeah, for sure.
That's what you said last week to the other one.
And that's what it is.
So yeah, of course guys, like any
guy that's in a good position like this
probably isn't going to go to an event
like this. That's just the way it is.
Men up their standards as well? Yeah, of course.
Yeah, it's like if you're a guy and you're in a good position in life, you want to find a hot girl, right? A really pretty girl or at least a girl that will do the things that you want her to do.
So yeah,
it's the same common sense.
Never heard of this shit until now?
Well,
you think about it though,
right?
Think about it.
Like if you're a guy
and you have a like
let's say
you are the son of a ceo
and he's like the ceo of kellogg's right
you probably don't want to get your dad
in trouble whenever you're bringing a bunch of hoes
on your dad's yacht. Because
if that happens, then your dad is going to get pissed
off and he's not going to let you use the yacht
anymore.
You don't want to lose that.
So you've got to pretend like it's not you, right?
See, that's the way to smart.
You gotta be thinking man.
Got them cereal money? Yeah, exactly.
Most modern
women are looking for Chad only
regardless of the setting and they
are looking for those guys on a dating app single event and in any other possible
setting you can no i've seen some girls like uh you know i've had girls show me like their dating
app profiles and shit like this right right? Because I'll ask.
I'll be like, yo, can I see this?
What kind of guys
match with you, right? Straight up.
I don't care if it's nosy as hell.
Yeah, I want to know.
I'll see the messages
and like some of the guys
that like try to match
with these girls,
bro,
like
the whores.
Yeah,
it's bad.
And then you have
like the guys I've had guys just show show me the girls that'll match with them. Bro, like...
I'm not gonna... I've made enough jokes today. Everybody knows what I'm going to say.
...think of.
Therefore if you are the average
Mike who works at Amazon... We all know
Going to a single event will not make any difference because of the likelihood of being rejected.
Oh, it will if you look good and if you're good at talking to people it matters.
Sure.
It is the same as anywhere else.
What is the point as anywhere else.
What is the point of paying to be rejected?
We are well aware that most of us are not Chad, and we are clever enough not to pay to be rejected.
But there's a vital piece of information most modern women are missing they aren't aware that chad doesn't need to attend a single event to find women they already have
a large pool to pick from and with that being said they have no reason to attend it
now we're going to see a woman yeah there's a lot of the girls that are
going to these events like logically right it's like if you are
a really pretty girl you're gonna have guys trying to hit you up
and talk to you all the time.
So you're probably not going to have
to go to an event for that
because it's just your everyday life.
So by survivorship bias, the ones that are going to these events
I'm trying to sell the tickets for her single event, but she was clever enough to use a great selling point which is an abundance of male attendees.
Her advertisement video shows an event full of men let's have a look at what she is trying to sell
to women yeah it's a conversation event where everyone just happens to be single and we discuss
interesting topics and get to hear different perspectives.
We'll give you the conversation starters
and topics so you don't need to worry
about what to talk about next,
You can just enjoy chatting
with some great people
and suss out who you'd like
to get to know more.
There's a big grazing table
and plenty of chances to
go around and chat to those people who pique your interest
you need to come and check out our singles connection event our last one in
february was such a success head to our bio to apply we already
have i could not imagine bro
i'm gonna be i could not imagine doing that
that looks stressful as fuck
i would just, bro.
Like,
I do not want to do that.
And now,
to be fair,
any event with people
sitting around outside
talking to each other...
This automatically
is kind of like
a non-starter for me, right?
But I mean,
this is especially.
There are 130 new applications with this event. We'll see you there.
She is very intelligent and her advertisement video was well thought through, she knows that women are losing interest because men usually don't go go but to get around this fact and get modern
women to buy the ticket she came up with the idea of having a video showing an abundance of men but
we have to give her credit for her creativity. She deserved it.
And it's also like, you look at the guys here Like this dude is
ripped. Look at this. Like look at the
form-fitting pants. Like this dude
has got it on. Like look at that guy. That guy, he's got it on. Look at that guy. That
guy, he's got it on. All of the
guys in this video are good-looking
dudes. Absolutely.
It's not even a question.
Like that guy, that's a good looking guy. Yeah he's an older
guy and has got great hairline. That's weird bro
what are you doing?
But like...that's what it is. Paid actors right?
And this is what we're about to see in
the next clip.
And then there's the actual one right it's like some fucking
38 year old fat guy
that wants to talk about the Roman Empire
and she's like are you fucking kidding me
like he
wants to talk about like you know the merits of like, you know
Well what really happened during the Holocaust? And she's like oh fuck
Oh no not again. Oh Jesus
And that's the only guy that shows up.
Not again, yes!
One thing I don't see mentioned on these single event videos
and maybe it's different in every area, but in Virginia Beach, single events charge men more to attend, charge men more to be there
and wonder why it's all women. Man, that's crazy.
It all makes sense now? Yeah I guess so huh?
That's nuts! It all makes sense now? Yeah, I guess so huh?
That's nuts.
They want you to pay for everything and expect to do nothing in return
The risk is not worth it.
My boyfriend had to come to my country to find me.
It was so sad when he
was almost crying telling
me that he had never
come home to a warm
homemade meal and a smile.
We are very traditional and family oriented people homemade meal and a smile.
We are very traditional and family oriented here in
Dominican Republic.
There it is.
Yep, you've got to go get
them and bring it back. Yeah, hey, whatever it takes.
Absolutely.
All that independence
that they wanted so bad
has come back to haunt them.
I feel like this is, whenever I read a
comment like this, do you know what I think?
Unresolved
personal trauma
It's like you had a bad
experience with a girl in high school and your type,
you're talking to this.
What are we doing?
What are we doing with this?
It's so annoying to me.
I have to read this bullshit.
Yeah, it's always the men's fault.
Yeah, come on.
Passport bros are failing badly though?
Well look, you're going to have some winners and you're going to have some losers.
That's the way it is with anything.
Yeah, are Russian mail order brides real i don't know like go look it up
not entirely wrong maybe i wouldn't go to any of those women's single events
it's a complete waste of time men work on yourself
i remember i saw an advertisement for one of those and
it said that if the girl
I think this is one from like
Vietnam or like China
or something like that. And I just
turned this fucking thing down, this motherfucker
so goddamn hot, it says how much is this in my fucking
room? 89 degrees! Are you kidding me?! Suck
my fucking dick! What is this bullshit?!
89 fuckin' degrees and it's... Goddamnit! Bullshit. 89 fucking degrees in this god damn it. I put it to 69. Jesus!
This wall's as hot as a fuck- oh my god.
We need to get some insulation put in this shithole, man.
This is awful!
Holy fuck...
I don't want to turn that piece of shit on because last time I did,
I blew out the fucking light,
the whole power for the house.
Jesus. Jesus.
Maybe if I get a fucking fan,
hey, maybe if I get a fan and I put it right there
and it can blow the hot air down
that way.
That's probably stupid. It's probably not
going to work.
Yeah,
I don't know.
We got a figure of Yeah, I don't know. We gotta figure something else out about this because that's fucking ridiculous, I'm gonna be honest. It's absolutely fucking ridiculous.
It's so hot bro. It's so fucking hot.
It's higher than a motherfucker. You want to know what the
insulation is? Drywall.
That's what it is.
It doesn't have that cotton candy shit or like that uh, that fucking new foam
they have. Let me set my desk on me. Hello? Hey, what up? I'm on. What?
Okay, okay. Go ahead, go ahead.
Your wall is always
gonna be
fucking hot
it only
even when
your AC
is on
your wall
is gonna feel
hot
when you
put your
hand
on it
cause
it's
backing
up
onto
the
uh attic and it because it's backing up onto the uh oh yeah i know and um it's 110 out today yesterday are you
kidding me there's a hundred let me see no 101 101 Out of state of the year.
Jesus! Okay.
It's over 100.
Yeah...yeah I don't know.
I'm just thinking about another way to maybe put in that air conditioner, get the tube,
put it down to the bottom of the house.
You mean the portable?
Yeah,
it's just last time I did that,
I blew up the circuit.
I talked to Victor and I was thinking about maybe getting another line
uh connected at like where my computer's at
you mean a register uh no like another 20 volt
yeah oh for uh for a power load because right now i have the whole
power load i have an extension cord so
uh i think it's the refrigerator and one of
the computers is actually powered from another circuit
that's downstairs, so I don't have another blowout.
Well we put in a extra 220220 box out on the side
of the house. Yeah.
And he might be able to come off of that. That's what I'm saying, yeah.
Get him
and have you tried
turning the AC off and then back,
and then leave it off for a couple of minutes?
Then turn it back on.
Cause sometimes you need to do that to reset the,
uh,
the,
um,
thermostat.
I did that, and
actually, I've done... I did that
like a week ago,
and then I also...
I turned it down two more degrees. It's actually improved quite a bit.
Now I'm feeling a lot more air.
That sounds like a disservice that, you know, talk to Victor to test it out.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll figure it out.
But anyway, I might get back to it okay so uh a word on those
yeah um they used to be called nixers back in the day
and like
in the
50s
and all that
kind of shit
a lot of
that was
because people
didn't live
the way they
do now
just generation the way they do now. Yeah. They,
just a generation before
who lived on farms
and lived apart
and so they would
get together
and this would be
like a big deal.
Well,
I mean did you ever go to one of those uh
well i went to school dances which is basically the same thing yeah
yeah where all the guys don't dance and girls dance with each other you know?
You're right, yeah.
Back in the day...
Is that where you were selling alcohol?
Oh yeah!
I mean back then, I'm talking 1963,
62,
64 in there.
You could get a buck
for a little two-shot bottle
and a buck. I mean, back then
that was some pretty fucking real
money. So
you know, I could pick up those little two-shot bottles
along the road up there by my house
at 62nd Avenue where they used to
burn the crosses and the KKK
marched around it all.
Yeah, yeah, that whole thing.
Yeah, so I could pick them up
and boil them in my money on the stove.
Uh-huh.
And I told you how to obtain the alcohol.
Oh no, yeah,
I got it.
Yeah, I know.
You sit in the back of the parking lot
on your bicycle
still young
and then when I got my
motorcycle, I could use that.
The guys would come
home at 5, 6 o'clock and 4
o'clock in the afternoon or contractors
and shit and their wife would be right on them
right away, kids would be yelling
and they'd say
we need some more eggs or something
Ralph, you know whatever it is
and so the guy has to go to this grocery store.
Well, right across the parking lot is a liquor store.
Another ABC Liquor.
Yeah.
And the guys would always stop at the liquor store first Yeah. to the grocery store, go in the store.
90%, 95% of
the guys put their bottle under their seat.
Back then there were no
alarm systems or anything.
So you could just ride up there, open the door, reach under the seat that's not there
and you'll find it in about two seconds.
Bingo!
You got your bottle of booze.
Easy enough.
And she would cheat...you can get a whole bottle off of her.
So then I just very carefully
poured into those little two shot bottles
and
that was the man.
Wish to hell they had pot back then.
That would have fucking killed it, Carlos, and I would have grown the best fucking crops around.
Yeah,
alright,
okay.
You know like I smoked my pot for free
because I was a
one who knew how to roll cigarettes.
Yeah,
yeah,
alright,
alright,
alright,
I'm gonna get back to it uh yeah but that's what those mixers know
uh there's a uh that single ship,
I mean there'd be no chance in hell
I'd ever go to
anything like that anyway.
Yeah.
You know so
but
but I never mind
going to company parties
and I always had a lot of happy hunting there.
So like I said, I never had to leave the company.
Yeah, all right, all right.
Well, I'll talk to you later.
All right.
All right, yo, Alright, see ya. Alright yo bye.
See ya.
Oh man.
Yeah okay so there it is anyway um yeah my guy yeah what are you doing? Anyway, yeah.
What a guy.
Yeah, what a guy.
There it is.
So, yeah, let me go back.
Let me make sure I'm all caught up about this.
I think now it's better now.
Yeah, it's a little bit better.
You want to
haunt them?
I wouldn't go
to any of those
women's single
events.
It's a complete
waste of time.
Men,
work on yourself. you will be glad that
you did this is the reality of what goes down in
most of these events but those trying to sell the ticket
painted as if it is flooded with man. If you look at the footage closely,
you will realize that most tables have three women and only one man.
But at this point we can consider these events... Well that's probably also like a lot of guys...
You know, if you're my age or plus minus three years,
you probably don't have this issue if you're older than me.
But younger guys aren't used to talking to girls face-to-face as much.
Like they don't have to do that. girls face to face as much. Like,
they don't have to do that.
So it's like having
to do something like this,
that's kind of crazy.
And now it's got
to be a 3v1?
Like, holy fuck, man.
This is too high of a level.
Yeah, especially now.
That's nuts.
Successful because others didn't even have the opportunity to start as the host had a
cancer due to men's lack of interest.
Even though there weren't enough men for every woman present in that event, they should
still be happy because at least those guys gave them the opportunity to go out and
interact with others but i am glad guys are no longer wasting their time and resources on things
like this we know that paying to be... Well, if you were looking for
a boyfriend, why don't you just go
to the local Warhammer
store? Just go
there and ask
one of them what army do you play?
And before you know it, you're going to be married.
Problem solved!
So if... It's like here is the thing
You want a fish where the fish are
What are you doing over here
like all well there's no fish over your will be gathered that you fuck it that
sticked out at the ground it's not was the water here
more hammer is the water.
Because they're not hot chads?
Yeah, and that's why the guys aren't going there because there are no hot girls there. It's simple.
Rejected is a bad dating and financial strategy. Next we have another group of women who have something to say about the number of attractive guys they found in the event they attended.
Come with us to a thursday event pet talk before we leave
no attractive men.
Now... Now, I'm not going to say it
but Maybe next time. powerful woman need a singles event. I bet men did show up, but women today don't see those types of men. Chad doesn't go to singles events, good men
don't go either. It's a waste of time energy and money for us bottom 96 percent
of men we can stay at home and be rejected for
free if my true drinks ain't free you won't see me the men they want to meet True. object themselves to this. The goal of those events is loud
and clear. Well, it's like if a guy
has to pay more money to go to the
events, and then there's not a lot of hot
girls at the events...
If you at least go downtown
like if you want to see like if you want
to go to a place where there's hot girls
go to a fucking gym
go to a club downtown
there's going to be hot girls there.
That's it.
So, like again, fish where the fish are.
What are you doing?
Gyms are insane.
Yeah, there's plenty of hot girls at Jim's. What're you talking about?
I'm one of the biggest names in Warhammer.
I've flown around the world for Warhammer conventions and I can confirm that 99.9 male attendance rate yeah
and you want to know what that 0.1 percent is
wives and daughters oh i've got you know
i've got her for the weekend so
she's gonna come with me to this event or like oh yeah
yeah i brought my wife here see look at this see honey remember this
these are the tyrants because remember, so the god emperor and then...
The battle against his son
Horus. And yeah, that's
...
That's the.1%.
If modern women were going to this event with an open mind things would be a lot different
for them uh-huh if they weren't too focused on finding chad they probably would be able
to see other guys who could be a better fit for them
But their inability to look in other directions prevents them from seeing other guys
Then they asked why most of us are no longer interested in single events
Would they pay for an event where they have a 90 chance of being rejected i bet they wouldn't make this financial mistake most guys wouldn't
mind going to these events if things were different
but based on no guys don't want to go to that kind of an event because it's weird
that's the reason why is just a weird event like why do you
want to deal with this shit being a bunch of other people
like it's uncomfortable,
it's awkward. Yeah I guarantee you
these events are awkward.
Like guaranteed this shit is so
awkward.
What modern women are looking for most of us already know it's a lost battle which makes
going to the thing is like i i don't really feel a lot of awkwardness with stuff but it's
uncomfortable force interaction yeah but, like I can tell
if you guys... Like I'm the kind of person that
I try to make things
less awkward and whenever
I make people uncomfortable, it's always
on purpose.
I basically never make a person uncomfortable
unless I'm trying to which is a lot
but that's it
and so like...but I will see
in situations where somebody says something that makes everybody uncomfortable, and they don't even notice it.
And it's like oh god, I don't want to be there. It's like watching an episode of The Office but it's real life.
Single event
a pointless move.
This is all for today's
video. If you like
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Events are fucking weird? Yeah.
No, I think this is a huge
factor and I don't think that
there's going to be guys who are going to go to events like
this because again if you're
a successful good-looking guy
uh why would you do this there's no reason
if you're a really attractive girl why would you do this you probably have guys
talking to you all the time and so what's where is the real audience
here where are these actual people coming from i really don't know
so yeah in cell preaching you think it's inset So yeah.
Incel preaching?
You think this is like an incel thing?
Well, I don't know, man.
Like, I think that really...
I don't know if it's really incel... I feel like, okay, so 100%
this video
it's like
yes, there will be 100% incels that will watch this. I'll give it a like and
I'll link you guys the video. But yeah no, it definitely
will have incels watching, 100%. But there's also girl incels that's the thing it's usually a cop-out reductive answer
though and there are some things like i mean the thing is with a lot of this stuff in cell youtubers
and sell bait yeah absolutely there's going to be some of them. But there's
a lot of people like that. Fem cells
there are! There's so many
of them! Absolutely. And
if I was going to say
why I think girls are fem cells,
I would get in trouble. And I say
a lot of stuff.
I go pretty far
but even that would be too much for me.
Right? Yeah, I would get in trouble.
But Femso right here...
Yeah, exactly.
If I speak...
Yeah, there it is.
And so...
Oh, come on.
Hey, hey.
I do...
I take it over the line enough already, okay?
Why don't you just chill out?
Yeah, time to get canceled.
Yeah, there it is.
The same mentality as incels?
Sure.
Incel's massively overused.
Incel is usually used
whenever it's referring to a
male who criticizes a female.
So, like, if you
criticize a female then you're an incel.
It's pretty simple, right?
So yeah, goodness competition, exactly.
And I do think that's happened a lot.
It has.
Give me one second.
Hello?
Okay, all right Alright. Go ahead.
I didn't get in earlier because you were quick to hang up on the single thing. Yeah.
Uh-huh. Yeah, and... rest of your life make an ugly woman your wife yeah and uh the thing is they go to these things
and they want to get laid by a you know at at least an eight. You know?
Yeah.
Get laid and then that's the hell with it.
You know?
That doesn't mean
you're in some relationship with her.
Just ignore the calls and that's it.
And yeah if you wanna go looking for nines
and tens you gotta really step up your game
as you don't have the six feet,
you got to get
the six digits
or whatever.
Yeah.
And the fact is
that I've never
been big.
I was only like
6'9",
6'8 and a half
or something
like that tops. Yeah. So, Right. Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah. Right. know yeah okay and they were there at a great time but um uh you as i've always told you
there is a reason old pa lives over here in this house all in his little house all by himself uh-huh
with the doors locked yeah yeah yeah and that so you know it says that's the best way to go for you have a partner and it's a partner
in a wife.
All right.
All right.
It's just a little tip to pass along. Thanks. I appreciate it. All right. All right.
Thanks, I appreciate it.
All right, I'll talk to you later.
Uh-huh, I get it.
All right, yo,
I'll talk to you later okay okay there it is partner in life yeah
true true definitely where's the rest of this um one
of the video comments enjoy the alcohol and the sister code
with the unlifeable oh my god miss andrew is actually rampant in society
these days that's the reason why we're at where we're at
well it's because a lot of girls so like here's the reason why we're at where we're at? Well, it's because a lot of girls...
So here's the problem.
It's that a lot of girls get these comments
and they'll get guys
that are trying to talk to them
and they're so creepy and weird that
well, they don't want to deal with
that. Yeah, of course,
right? It's like if you want to hate men
make a dating app and pretend
to be a girl and then just look at your dms you'll see why they hate
men it makes sense really it does like i can totally understand it um give me one second.
Get this setup, there we go. It's a fact? Yeah it's a
fucking fat man
calling and so uh... but i don't date hip in some of them
okay arcade alright
so um we're gonna try this
new game today. Yeah, this shit
just came out today
got released a few hours ago
where the fuck is it?
It starts with F,
The First Descendant.
I said I was going to play it.
I've fucked around for a while.
It's time to stop fucking around.
Game's actually fun as fuck.
We're gonna find out.
We're gonna look at it. We're gonna find out. We're gonna look at it,
we're gonna see what's going on. It's trash?
Okay, let's see what's gonna happen.
Yeah, I don't know.
No, ever seen that shit? No, no, I don't know
what it's gonna be. Already level 30? No, no. I don't know what it's gonna be.
Already level 30?
Okay, good. Hopefully it's pay to win so I can catch up. It's kind of
boring? Well let's find out. Let's find out.
Literally just got released. Here we go.
I'm gonna play this piece of shit!
I was going to get a sponsorship for this game, but I don't know why the fuck I didn't...
So now I get to SHIT on it.
Thank God.
How are the cosmetics? I have no idea,
I don't know anything about the game. Like, I played the beta,
the beta was good, I enjoyed the game,
that's why I'm still excited for it. Okay,
first Descendant Publisher, next nexon oh this is for the bitcoin miner
okay we're gonna allow that
all righty
take the best pay to win ultimate skin Bunny has? Yeah, yeah I'll get to it okay? Just chill out.
Wow! Wow. So even their company logo is a loot box opening. That's cute. Okay, text language, voice language, English obviously let's go.
Okay screen brightness, screen contrast
okay HDR I don't even know what HDR is so we're just going to keep that as off
We're going to just stick with this, it seems fine to me.
Okay... Why is it lagging?
Why the fuck is this shit laggy?
The fuck is this lagging for?
Press enter to start.
Okay, it's probably doing this. Let me just let it do this then.
It's the Bitcoin miner? Yeah I know.
I played it before and
actually was very poorly optimized
that's crazy because whenever
I played it I thought the optimization
was great!
I wonder what the fuck happened?
Yeah, I have no idea.
I guess we'll find out.
Out of video memory trying to allocate... What the fuck is going on? Exiting.
What kind of
cock-ass bullshit is this?
Okay, so I've been running
three games at night
like AFK farming. So here's what I'm going to do.
I'm going to just go and restart my PC because I think I have a memory leak with one of those
games. I remember PalWorld did this to me before, so we're going to go ahead
and restart the PC right now. I think that's what has to happen.
It's going to restart. Here we go. And restart anyway.
There we go. I can read the messages off of my chat and my phone but yeah this shouldn't affect the stream or anything like that. But I think this is going to be a better option, and hopefully this will not continue.
Let me see if I can open it up
and read you guys' messages.
Where the fuck are we here?
Sakurar, okay no that's not it and there we go it's me i'm online wow okay there we go
yeah we're good.
So hopefully this piece of shit will work now.
You know, this game obviously has been out for a little while.
I remember I didn't have this problem initially,
so I think it's probably something that has to do with the game itself.
And yeah, that's basically it.
What phone is that?
I have a Samsung S20 Plus or something
like that, I don't know
My phone has worked for a long time
I haven't needed to change my phone
You guys know how your phone will just randomly
be a piece of shit after a while mine's been great
like i i don't need to buy a new phone so like why would i oh i need to buy a
new fire your brand new phone no you don't get the out of here it's
a waste of money it's another thousand dollars i don't
have to spend putting everything in my contacts again losing other messages
losing other stuff that i have on the phone different different types of like you know cached things. Valve hardware survey
would you like to participate in the survey? No thanks not right now
let me just get everything set up and then we should be good to go
Okay, and there's that and open up this and open up that
And hopefully this is gonna be a little bit better the game's already mixed on steam
oh we'll see what happens yeah all that transfers over now yeah
that's what they told me last time and then it didn't.
So that was crazy, huh?
It's crazy how like they said it was going to do that and then it didn't do that.
So yeah.
Okay, let me go back over here
and we'll open this up.
And make sure we get everything else set up.
We are almost ready, gentlemen.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay. You might need to underclock your CPU? Oh, I don't know about that.
Maybe I do. I've never...
I don't know what I'm doing, right?
Fuck, I have no clue. So yeah.
Okay!
Here we go!
God, I hope this is pay to win.
Press the turbo button?
Oh shit!
There's a turbo button on the PC?
They actually should make one of those
and then make the button not do anything
actually no you should have a turbo button for the pc but all the button does is make
the fans go faster so if you press it enough it burns the fans up and it sets the computer on fire
but like have it in the fine print that if you press the turbo button
it voids the warranty of the pc that way you can sell infinite pcs
it's too loud sorry about that let's see if this is any better
okay Okay
This is way better you guys see like this is way away
Press o for options.
Okay, um... Display. Borderless windowed.
HDR.
Okay, let me go back close
field of view I'll change that later on
color blinds sharpness I'm not gonna fuck around with
that city camera
I don't know about...
Graphics, okay.
Ultra. We want ultra on!
Ultra for everything. Everything on ultra. If it's not ray tracing on, you want me to put ray tracing on?
Ultra, ultra... big dick i'm gonna crash the game
let's do it Okay, we're good.
Additional options...
NVIDIA? DLSS quality? um nvidia dss quality okay good v-sync off and
video low reflex latency um turn that on maybe what do i do with
this wait I'll think.
On?
Okay.
Because I want to be fast!
Okay, so...
Where's the frame rate?
Maximum frame rate 60?
What the fuck is this 60?
It only goes up to 144?!
Oh, this is... oh bro look at the mouse.
Oh, this is good.
Go unlimited?
Oh, this is even more good.
Oh wow.
This is real good. See that?
Yeah.
It's like ASMR.
60 CS? Okay, alright. Low Reflex Latency. Frame Generation is gonna be off.
I don't know what any of this bullshit is.
Everything is on Ultra, gameplay off,
party invites off, receive support invites off show creator icon on. Hide nicknames
off for now.
Except, um...
Friends only.
Hide chat automatically on.
Chat window transparency very high, chat text size small.
We'll do medium so you guys can read it.
Weapon damage details...
All this is on.
Oh, yeah everything right? Like yeah 100%.
I'll figure all of this out myself. Okay good.
Save the changes.
Alright gentlemen, we got ourselves a new motherfucking game.
We got ourselves
a new game.
Crashing coming? A new game. Crash incoming?
I want the game to crash, that's what I want to happen.
That's just the way it is.
See here?
Hmm... Thank you, by the way, for the raid.
Thank you, Squeachan.
Thank you very much. I appreciate it.
Alright. much I appreciate it
all right well listen up this game is uh made by Nexon it's probably going to be pay-to-win It's probably gonna be a piece of shit!
But we're going to try it out anyway.
It just came out today.
Maybe it'll be a good game
despite that.
It's time to find out!
Get your credit card ready, boys? No I'm
good guys. I've got the money right here
and uh maybe if i do spins on this game i'll light it on fire
let's start the game
see this is going way better.
I tell you like that... Pow World has a memory leak, bro.
Like, I don't know what the fuck it is
but there's like a crazy memory leak on Pow World.
What?
Wait...
Huh? You might need new drivers.
Turn off ray tracing? No!
This is a 4090.
I have a fucking top-of-the-line PC.
There's something
wrong with the game.
Update drivers? Fuck!
Alright, if I have to do it again and it doesn't go
farther, I will update drivers, okay?
I hate updating drivers.
The reason why is that
i like the way that i view software updates
is that it's fine now and it can only get worse
that's how I see software updates.
Okay, let's go. Let's do this again.
We got to 53% last time.
59%. 59 This Bitcoin miner
is crazy. Holy...
Jesus!
I'm going to try it two more times.
And if
it won't work, I will
surrender.
I will surrender. I will surrender and I will download new drivers,
but not yet
it can't handle yeah the gpu rocking the 70 i don't know
this is attempt number one.
It's not your drivers,
it's not a graphics card issue,
it's CPU.
Well I don't know what the fuck I'm talking about.
How the fuck...I don't know!
I don't know anything.
I had to underclock i don't know how to do that
i'm gonna just keep trying to open it up until it works. If there's one thing that I've
learned, it's that beating your head against something
long enough will usually result
in the right thing that you want.
You just, the people who give up early are the ones
that don't succeed. Turn on
frame generation.
Okay, here we go. We're fine.
Here we go.. We're getting to 100%.
I think we can get
to 100%
two more times.
Yeah,
I think that we
can do it.
That was like what?
67%, right?
Because each time
it's going higher.
Terrence Howard made this.
No, if he did
it wouldn't work.
It wouldn't even turn on that's not the case
Here we go let's try it again.
Shaders are gonna crash it?
Oh, you know what?
I need to get rid of that reshade shit.
How the fuck do I get rid of that?
Uh... Reshade.
Maybe that's why it's happening.
That's not it? Yeah, I don't know what I'm talking about.
I don't know anything.
Okay, let's try it again..... 83%.
Boys, we are almost there.
We're almost there. We're almost there, guys!
Okay... Let me force quit again from Task Manager
Okay and in task.
All right, let's try it again.
One more game crash. Okay. No, no, no.
This is the way...
Guys, this is the way gaming is now, okay?
You can't expect people
to understand
how can't expect people to understand the way
the game works. It's fine.
I just beat my head against the wall until it
works. That's all.
Especially a known issue with 13th generation and 14th generation CPUs in Unreal Engine games.
Lowering my performance ratio? Why would I need to do that, I just need to keep doing this until it works.
No, I don't need to do that.
I got to 83%. This one's gonna get to like 90 at least if not 100.
Yeah, I'm not worried.
What do you guys think? 95%?
Look at this.... 84
A
84
how about that
still making progress. That means at the most, we only have 16 crashes left.
Yep, this is okay.
I'm not worried about it.
This is how you get through... Wait, you guys think this is how they're getting you
through the two hours for the refund?
That would make sense, but it's a free game.
You can play and download the game for free.
It's on Steam.
Oh! can play and download the game for free it's on steam it's free Okay. I'm gonna give it a minute.
Three, two, 1...
Go.
Oh it's going so fast
It's gonna hit 100 for sure for sure Oh my god.
Fifteen more crashes.
That's right, guys.
It's only going to be
15 more crashes.
Update your drivers?
No, I don't need to
there's no reason to see if you can disable shaders? No.
Oh, I don't need to disable shaders.
I just need to keep doing this.
Run it in admin?
No.
I am the driver bro. Yeah, I'm the driver!
I'm driving this fucking car right now!
You're goddamn right!
Here we go!
Oh it's going slow slow bro, I'm nervous.
87! 87. All right! We skipped one!
Fuck yeah, we're almost in the 90s!
Okay let's go We're almost in the 90s.
Okay, let's go!
Alright, what do you guys think the next one is going to be?
You were saying 93 89 91 okay here we go let's find out
brute forcing the update don't. Brute
forcing the update?
You have no idea
how hard I can
brute force something.
I once laid in bed for four hours with
my alarm on and i waited for the battery to die
because i didn't want to get up and turn it off
okay Okay.
I am an immovable object.
... so To be fair, we got lucky.
We got lucky with that other one?
Dude.
Is this it?
Are we stuck at 87?
No, no.
We're not hard capped.
It's fine.
You need the latest NVIDIA update?
Shut up idiot. You don't know anything.
You don't know what your talking about, you're just talking shit.
Yeah- did you download the latest update for your mouse?
Try to unplug your webcam!
Is the computer upside down?! Put it upside down put it upside down how many monitors does you have this is peak
gameplay that's probably gonna be better than the game.
Alright, here we go.
I'm gonna give it five seconds. One, two, three, four...
Okay let's go. Wow. Wow
Wow
This is big guys
I'm going to give it 10 seconds this time
We're getting close? Yeah we're getting really close I'm going to give it 10 seconds this time.
We're getting close? Yeah, we're getting really close.
That's what I'm talking about? Yeah.
Is this the game of the year? Is that true?
I bet it is, right?
... i bet it is right this is so much fun i know man you have to increase your virtual memory really okay
where do i download virtual memory? Is that
the same place you download RAM at?
It's on 4chan, isn't it?
Shut up, you fucking
idiot trying to give me advice. You don't know anything.
Apparently, it's a bug and I have
to downrank the PC,
the CPU but I'm thinking
that if the compiling is the only thing
that causes a problem then maybe running the game won't.
I don't know this, I'm guessing so if it keeps happening after this i'm gonna have to think
outside the box
all right 90 or 90 90. 91, 92...
Yoooo!
Ayy! Wow. Wow!
Okay, here we go.
Vulgus? humans were defeated by the vulgus invaders from the other world they're really big
humans resisted until they couldn't longer oh
is that the Witch King?
Who's that? Oh, no! His darken vision is driving both worlds to the brink of collapse.
Uh-oh, that guy sounds like an asshole!
That's a boss!
No... Descendant, can you hear me? I've been waiting for you. Is this me?
I bet it's me.
Cool!
Albion's command headquarters.
According to the investigative core,
The Ironheart is in the ruins.
The assignment is simple bunny will collect it
oh she's the one with the boobs so yeah from the trailer. I remember her!
View descendant info. Oh, uh... Viesa?
Active skill a debuffer.
Get the fuck out of here.
We obviously are going to pick this guy by the way.
Everybody knows that but we're just going to go through
the other ones just to make it seem like
it matters.
What's this exclamation point?
Dior
uses grenades to attack, clears the battlefield
with his right arm and grenades.
Okay.
And Ajax...
Leave it to me again, defense is my forte.
Tanker utilizes void energy.
Look at that bro, that's badass.
Ooh! Like Baptiste.
Yeah.
We're gonna go in on this. It's not even a question.
Select Des descendant. This game is mediocre trash. The cash shop will try to get idiots to spend their money
Okay
You're right I
Haven't played it yet, but you're so right.
I agree with you.
There's no iron heart on that side either. Only this side remains then.
Let's get this over with!
The Architect ruins... It took so many soldiers to find it. Hmm.
Shut the fuck up! Finding the Ironheart is important, I'd like to give Alvin some good news.
Finding the Ironheart is important, but so is retrieving it. The Vulcas also have their sights set on these ruins.
Don't worry about that Alpha! Compared to to me, the Vulgas are as slow
as turtles.
My force field will stop them now.
Every time.
Good to know you have my back!
Yeah. you have my back
yeah
oh this is me so do you know what the heart looks like okay let me just turn this down a little bit.
Gameplay, where's movement? Keep our mouse...
Six. I'll turn it down just a little bit more. No, that's too much.
Maybe we'll go to three?
I think four will be the option.
Yeah, that's good.
Oh, that's real good.
Oh, it's big good.
Oh yeah.
Okay.
Shut up!
So you can jump around... Oooh! What? Ooh.
Okay, let me in is there a motion blur I don't see... Oh, yeah.
There is? I turned it off.
Okay, let's go.
Stupid bitch, get the fuck out of here.
Hey!
What?
I'll come help you.
Nothing I can't handle.
I'll be there soon. Can I double jump Okay.
Can I double jump? Oh, I can!
Nice!
And I can do this too, right?
Alright, let's go
no need to brag come on shut up let's keep going going.
The game looks good visually. What is all this?
Huh, there's no way through.
This is the only place left.
There has to be something here!
Dude, I look so badass.
I look SO cool.
The hidden space... Ass game, bro?
Yeah, I know. Cheap Destiny ripoff?
So true.
I know. cover me oh
we can close the dimensional wall with this Cool. No! the colossi and the vulgus how awesome is that
what's it gonna do Is it going to blow up?
Why are we touching this? This seems like a bad idea. Can I press X to cancel?
Ooh, am I gonna go another dimension?
Actually yes! Actually, yes. I am going to go to another dimension...
...as a matter of fact. How do I, um... can I climb?
Uh. Does it tell me how to do this? Oh.
I see.
Oop!
We got it, we got it.
I might change that key bind but it's okay
i was close bro i should have used the thing. Okay, this is cool! Let's look out. Let's look at what this is so, this is like Legos
I'm going into the main it just reminds me of that one place in Final Fantasy. Remember
that? Before you fight Thordann? Ooh. Ooh!
What's inside?
... so so okay You're finally here. She better be high. This is a space where your unconscious takes place.
She is? Thank god. this is a space where your unconscious takes she is my god
i have been racing for you since the beginning
nice
i am your guide Nice. Like Cortana or some shit?
Initializing process
to access your consciousness.
We both meet the Ironheart. I can help humanity in this instance.
Oh, oh what's she doing?
Wait he's getting deleted.
Uh oh!
... Oh Yeah, yeah The hell? What just happened? Who was that?
Honey, did you see the guide too?
Yeah. I saw it. It took me to a weird place...
It's the Vulgis they found their right here. We gotta shoot him
I I seriously have no idea what's going on. Same.
Target security, I'm moving up!
She put it in her backpack.
Nice.
You need to stay alive.
We've got a lot of people here.
We're gonna get you out of this. Okay. I'll be right back. She put it in her backpack. Nice!
This is me playing, by the way. Nice,? Thanks, man.
You're really good? Yeah I know.
Okay! Let me look around.
I don't know what's really to go here. Let's just get on this one.
What happens if i get on top of this?
Oh oh, I hit the wrong button.
Wow! Absolutely fucking nothing. There's no reason for me to do this.
Total waste. Ooh... is that bad yeah no shit she's supposed to be the guide and
she's telling me that shit consciousness
oh over there wait i killed this guy what if i put the shield up? Ooh.
Oooh, look at that shield!
HP full, okay. Let's go up to there.
Use the control button to roll and evade, okay?
What are you doing?
I'm moving in. oh that's a fat one
okay let's keep going.
I'm not gonna roll bro like this is Dark Souls right now. We're not playing Dark Souls now.
This a new game!
Press that button to perform a sub attack? Okay.
Oh, okay. Actually I'm gonna re-keybind that. Okay...
I'll do that later.
Actually let me just do it right now.
Options...
Keyboard...
Where's F?
Oh! It's already there.
Okay. Nice. Okay.
Nice.
Okay, yeah, I usually have that as my main button for like meleeing.
Void Walk.
Jumps into the enemy camp and stripes them. Hypercube, raises a barrier that defends from all directions. Okay.
Expulsion is V?
You're under the influence of your unconscious mind! expulsion is v okay I just see this. Okay.
Oh! Damn, bro.
He just gets them.
It's been a while since your last report.
Yeah he was just getting on that.
I need confirmation. I'm kind of popping off i'm gonna be honest
i have arrived at the rendezvous point what's this location and there's my role bunny oh
oh i remember this is cinematic crash by game There's like a guy that shows up.
He's the bad guy guy I think. Oh shit.
Shoot him!
Shoot him!
Damn bro.
Do you think about how much money this guy spent on Damn, bro.
Do you think about how much money this guy spent on the shop?
That's a lot of money. Ooh, uh oh.
Guaranteed he has the premium battle pass. us is he gonna break her ears off pull her up by your ears uh uh so Ah! I'm in contact with the victim. uh uh oh
damn Damn.
What the? uh-oh
let's get his ass. um So he just gets away.
With the ball.
Well, that sucks. Yeah, you fucked everything up idiot all right let's kill it.
Go!
Some Claustus body parts can be removed.
You want a piece of me? It doesn't want me to do that?
Okay.
Okay, why can't I not?
It doesn't let me get up on that.
Okay...
Get the fuck out of here, pussy.
I'm not fucking destroyed!
There's a yellow grab? No, I thought I had to destroy it and then grab.
Maybe you're right. Ah, you know what, I think you are right.
Ooh... Oh. I don't know what the fuck anyone's doing here. the other two iron hearts before he does. The dimensional wall will be in danger."
I don't know what the fuck any of that means, but true!
So true! Absolutely! way
oh we're in the city now wait what the Oh shit.
Wait, what the f-
Enzo... Did you hear that voice? Man. Alright, we made it to the main base or the main area.
Holy shit! We made it to the main base, or the main area.
Holy shit! Look at all this stuff!
Alright...
Well let's go talk to whatever is over here at the purple thing.
Ooh...
Oooh! Oh shit, look how big this place is.
This looks pretty nice.
Oh! I got her!
It didn't let me double jump bro. Like you can't double jump in town.
They tricked me.
Okay, let's go talk to this guy.
A new hope to those descendants who have connected to me thank you for answering my call
this is albion This is Albion, the last bastion of humanity. Many lives have been laid before the Ironheart. I wish to help humanity. My system can locate the Ironheart.
Where is it?
My functions were damaged after I was separated from you. If I can find it... Oh!
Of course.
She's gonna betray us, you just look at her and know that. I appeal to all descendants who can hear my voice. Yeah we're going to kill her. Please help
me restore my system. Take me to the Ancestor's Facility.
A system that can find the Ironheart?
What is it exactly?
Alpha, looks like the Guide is speaking
I think the graphics and style of the game are pretty good.
I've uploaded the details of the conversation to the command console.
Thoughts?
Based on this...
The Guide seems to be more AI than spiritual.
That looks good!
Any descendant who's been contacted by the guide
Let's go over here and talk to this guy.
Now as a non-descendant how do you
feel i didn't expect you to be speaking
to the guide i thought you were headed straight to hq
well first off well done on the mission. This is the face of every main character in
every Eastern European game and also every other secondary character.
In fact, EVERY character in the game...
...is this guy.
Yeah it was Boris, Yuri...
Yeah exactly.
Ivan Yuri. Yeah, exactly. Ivan.
Dimitri.
Gustav. Egon.
Markov burris how traps are made everything has a price my staff officers however seem to have a different opinion uh-huh.
Okay, let's do it.
... The truth is, we currently lack any leads on the Ironheart. Enzo and Nel have determined that if the Guide can close the gaps in our knowledge... it will be worth it. Luckily there's an Ancestors facility within the territory we occupy. We plan on making contact with a guide there.
Descendant! This is your next mission. I would like you and Bunny to bring the Guide to the Ancestors facility in Kingston.
Okay. Deploying the descendants who have been
in closest contact with the Ironheart is our best bet.
Bunny, I know you're recovering from your injuries...
Check the store? I will in a bit....I'm sure you understand Bunny, I know you're recovering from your injuries.
But I'm sure you understand the importance of this.
I'll order the investigative corps to provide support.
I hope we see some results. Whatever the outcome may be.
Honey, you need to record the news soon before you leave.
Okay, we got a-
Alright so this is the map.
Okay...
Damn!
Okay world tier difficulty. Okay normal and hard.
Okay so this is like a world tier level.
Current zone... How many types of facilitators are in Albion?
Hover your cursor over this icon.
Okay, check the legend.
Next, G button to view the world map.
Alright so these are
different areas. I'm here, I need to go here.
Okay.
I'm just gonna look around real quick and see what else is available.
And then we're going to get started.
You've got mail!
Uh, what the hell is this?
Trendsitter...
and I- oh, I got an emote?
Oh my god!
I was worried I wouldn't have that.
Okay how do I do
an emote?
Fuck, I have no idea.
Is it T or like G or something like that? L? Okay.
Okay. okay Okay, cool.
Hey! Hey!
Decline? Ooh.
It's not a gang sign? Okay, let's go to Kingston
Check out terrain okay battlefield progress
check the mission start public or private mode for the zone you wish to
enter okay so i need to go to here a few other difficulty and i can't turn that on world map
all righty, I guess I'm just going to go to there. Oh! I'm gone
change field of view let me just play the game
oh wow what a nice place i sure hope there aren't any evil aliens here to kill everybody, that would be horrible. well now what welcome
please do not be alarmed oh this is the girl but what's the white one communication
i am linked to the arcade of descendants i can appear wherever you may be.
I am incomplete.
At present, only you descendant can see or hear me.
I need you to help me fully restore my system.
Only then......can I... my system only then can i help humanity ah there you are I'm Marcus from the investigative corps. I have orders for HQ to escort you, Descendant. This way please.
Alright let's go.
Oh, and I guess these are other players.
Look at this!
Do you have a question?
Yes.
Thank you for all your hard work during the operation to retrieve the Ironheart.
The results of that operation were disappointing, but we'll keep looking for other ruins.
The investigative corps will always support the descendants. Speaking of which, we heard you're heading to the Ancestors' facility in this area.
The facility was once used as a research center by the Magisters before it was abandoned.
I never thought we'd be going back there again it's been deserted for a long time anyway
we're gonna go over there then let's go sit tight security corps this is lieutenant Marcus from the investigative
court we have orders for HQ to open the gate
to the ancestors facility true security core do you got True.
Security Corps, do you copy? I bet they're dead!
What's going on?
My......Squad! Listen! One...
Support!
This is Security Corps.
Our attacker of the moment is in Explorer.
Security Corp, respond!
Security corp! Security Corps! Damn it.
Incendant, looks like the Vulgas have arrived. Coms are already down.
Use the emergency communicator to contact HQ while'll try and get a handle on this situation.
Alright, uh now I can play
the game right? Okay good. What's this? Start mission
I didn't read it, let's go!
I ain't reading shit!
They're dead...
What about that?
I blow that up? Fuck up you get out of here
a dick who's this bastards this doesn't feel like
a simple raid what's going on here?
Oh! Put it up.
Get the fuck out of here.
Easiest game of my fucking life.
Now what?
These are, yeah these are tacit discords you're right
i got red eye wait what the hell is red eye where are we inventory
okay so I've got three different guns. Well this is way better. This
if you look at the number on this one that says it's a bigger number let's put
this one on. That's a big- bigger number. Let's put this one on.
That's a bigger number, better weapon.
Interact with the
target. Turn off.
Okay.
Move to the operation Okay.
Move to the operation zone.
Oops, wrong button!
Okay... where they at?
Oh!
Is that bad?
I don't know if this one's as good As I thought it was
But I'm gonna be honest It's okay This one's as good as I thought it was.
I'm gonna be honest, it's okay!
Okay let me just go down. Let's start killing these guys.
Uh how the fuck do I get in there?
Um...
I guess I gotta go this way?
Okay. Damn, bro! I'm good at this game! Wow!
Okay, well we got all that done...
Nice! Let's go over to here.
Ooh! I'm level 2 now!
How about that? Oh wait did I just get a new gun? Ooh, I'm level two now.
How about that? Oh wait did I just get a new gun again?
Inventory?
Change weapon...I just did that.
Replace...
Where's the reactor saw...? Nice. Okay.
Uh... I don't think I'm really going to do this right now.
So, I'm not going to worry about it.
Oh wow! This one's way better.
This is 512 Oh wow, this one's way better.
This is 520 DPS!
Yeah that's insane!
Okay secure the district district? Now what?
Okay let's go this way.
He put mods? I will later. All right.
Whatta that?
Damn, bro! This damage is nuts!
Okay... The soulless? Okay.
The soulless?
Oh shit, it's that guy!
Okay... Not too bad. Okay.
Not too bad.
Yeah, this is going really well.
Okay, there's one guy over that way.
Middle mouse button? Oh, you're right.
Okay. They're dead. Let's go across.
No? Oooh!
Now they're over here again.
Okay...
Damn, these guys are dying really fast.
We'll go over towards that.
Okay...
One of them is mine! Okay.
I feel like shooting the barrels isn't really that useful,
because of how much damage I do.
Ah! All gates have been blocked, and it looks like we've lost all our soldiers. Okay let's turn around. Where do I go?
Okay, let's turn around.
Okay... Nice!
Set the descendant modules in your inventory.
Okay.
Alright, let me see how does this modules thing work?
Okay so weapon and then it's
this one, right?
Customize?
No.
Okay, this is just like different characters.
Descendant module... okay got it.
Increased HP
Okay well both of these are good so I'm just gonna put both of them on.
It's the easiest decision in my life.
Oh and these are different...
I see. Okay.
Alright, cool!
Did I get any new guns now?
No, I didn't. I just got more garbage.
Let's go to the next one.
Loadouts? Yeah.
Alright now what? Let's go!
Alrighty... let's go we can use the last of the remaining communicators all righty oh go this way
let me talk to this.
Is this...
Oh! Damn, he really showed up quick huh?
Okay.
Level three.
I'm gonna go ahead and get him. Okay. Level 3?
This seems pretty easy.
What's this, what's this, what's this? What's this? What's this? Is that what I have to do, I have to shoot it?
I guess not.
I don't know what that was, but it's not good.
Okay...oh. Those things have a lot of health.
Hey!
What the hell are you doing?
How the fuck did he get over there
okay enemy commander spotted take it out let, give up and retreat.
Got him? Got him.
He a dead ass.
Wait, that's a purple down there.
Wait, I thought they were gonna retreat.
This guy's not retreating?
Fucking liar. He's dead? Yeah, I killed him! I wanna go loot.
I wanna go loot bro.
I need to go loot.
I'm gonna kill him.
I got you.
I got you.
I got you. I wanna go loot, bro. I need to go loot.
It's done!
The communications repeater has been restarted.
Okay let's get our loot.
Now, let's hope the last emergency communicator is still intact.
Organic bio gel?
What the fuck is that?
Oh, it says there's a gun this way.
I see you-you see like the icon on the mini map?
What's this?
Albinism.
Wait, what's that?
800 damage?
Oh, that's way fucking better.
Let's use that.
Oh,
that's it.
Okay,
let's go this way then. We'll try out the new one. Yeah, my modules? Okay, let's go this way then.
We'll try out the new one.
Yeah, my modules?
Okay, let me try that again.
Okay, and I got a technician.
Nobody cares about that.
I don't have any good items yet or any good skills.
I need to unlock them, I think. Oh wow! items yet or any good skills i think oh wow
oh this is really good Yeah, I don't know.
It's okay.
Like... Nah.
Got low ammo. That's the problem.
I feel like I should just spray.
Okay. I should just spray. Yeah, this is so good.
Wait there's a purple thing? Oh right, oh it was blue! Let me get it, let me get it
What is it?
Technician? What the fuck is that?
Okay...
Let's go up here.
Fuck!
Okay...
Easy enough. Oh I got new items!
I got a sniper!
Gimme a minute... that's really important.
Okay, I'm replacing the sni- Oh my god...
Oh my god!
We almost lost the last one.
Okay, Descendant. You should join Bunny in the theater outpost.
I'll send a SIDREP to HQ with the emergency communicator.
Wait... focus signals are spiking. Oh... I'm gonna save it, because i only have two shots.
I'm going to save it for the boss.
Yeah, we're gonna save it.
Wait... this is the evil mob? That's the demon commander
his name is Greg?! What?!
... I had to help that guy.
He almost died! side
okay nice Nice!
Okay.
Receive orders from HQ at the outpost,
okay. Where's the outpost okay where's the outpost what exactly do you mean by that alpha i guess
let me just walk over there as soon as the guy arrives in kingston and not only that but it's
kill greg no no he didn't want to die.
Okay... We'll have answers once we investigate the ancestors facility.
It's too late for that! The Vulgas have surrounded the facility!
I'll wait, i'll let this finish.
We need you to retake the base seized by the enemy.
HQ will review the direction of the operation in the meantime.
Over and out.
Okay, view them out. Alright so I need to go over here. Let me go over there.
Woo!
Oh no! Okay. Oh, I have to talk to the girl?
Okay where is she? That's not her. Oh, there she is.
I thought I heard something! This doesn't feel good...
It seems like Alpha doesn't trust the Guide at all!
The arcane from the Guide felt familiar...
That makes me think she's on our side.
Oh, what if Alpha can't link to the guide because of Arkay? He doesn't use his Arkay abilities much these days.
What's Arkay? I don't even know what the hell that is.
Let's focus on the operation for now. Okay. I don't even know what the hell that is! I'll leave the Vulgus siege to you.
They're starting to spread out like they own
the place.
Alright, catch ya later!
Don't push yourself too hard.
Acquire bunny enhanced cells? What?
Okay, let me join this.
The hell am I doing? Let me join this. Oh, oh, oh!
What the hell am I doing?
Uh...oh.
Alright that's a big boy. Ooh, I just finished it like that?
Jesus!
I totally deserve to finish that mission.
I TOTALLY deserve that.
Okay, do I have any better weapons now?
How do I filter... can I filter these sort by new?
DPS. Right? Yeah okay good
So this is a rifle...
A hand cannon?
The fuck is a hand cannon?
Okay, let's do this here.
Ooh! Now what?
Kill this guy right here.
Okay, damn there's a lot of people
doing this.
The Vulgas- Wait! I remember doing this one in the beta and it was fucking annoying! And now other people have to do it!
Thank God! Now I'm just gonna stand around great hell yeah bet they weren't expecting us to use the pieces like that send it
powerful reinforcements have arrived it's okay if i don't remind you what to
do again 2000 did you guys see that?
That was insane!
I should've used it on him, honestly. I didn't even think of that. Okay we big nicked him.
Oh he got fucking destroyed! Level 5?!
I'm such a winner.
I got a new weapon.
What's the new weapon?
A thousand?
That's better than the other one because the number is bigger.
Let's go next.
It's not your concern.
Where do I need to go? You just some harsh words, but I will handle it.
I decided to go ahead.
What does the gun look like? Is it a mini-gun?
I respect Alpha's prudence,
But I do not want to waste what might be our only opportunity to work
with the guy oh now i can do the jump too
like that and then i can do a slam too?
That's huge.
Okay, record has been unlocked. What do I do now?
Leads into the future.
Okay let's go this way.
There's nothing to win? Well I don't know if there is or not. We're gonna find out.
Okay so... Oh, I have to double jump?
Oh this is going to be hard. I have to press spacebar two times. Okay, I made it. We're good guys.
Okay start a public operation we're going to do it publicly.
I'm going to join with a group.
Check the bunny ultimate skill in the shop? Yeah, I'll look at that stuff in a minute
Ooh
Oh this guy's playing on a playstation so he's like a caveman
oh wow He doesn't know about he doesn't know about computer Oh wow.
He doesn't know about computers!
Like an inferior life form, you know?
Now what? Okay, see that I'm a team player
Okay More importantly the enemy is having fun Okay.
Wait, nobody's even standing behind it!
Oh fuck this I'm gonna use the sniper.
Oooh!
Jesus bro he's got that much health oh my of 4 000.
what
just a minute.
Wait, wait I don't have RAS.
Okay, I feel like I did some good damage there.
I'm happy. Oh we got big loot this is a
big loot situation look at all the that i got holy
oh my god
i'm gonna get so much good gear now.
I got one shot left with my sniper rifle. to fully extract the data that the magisters would have already done in
until recently
what the fuck is she doing
if they have someone on their side
okay let's go this way.
Wee!
Looks like Widowmaker.
This gun has so much fucking ammo, too!
Oh they're all dead.
Oh, it's Greg!
Oh shit,
it's Greg.
Okay.
Wait...
Kill him right there?
Alright!
Greg's a bad guy! Can I jump on him?
Ooh, I did it. Nice! Roll away...
Okay this is a big loop situation, let me go get my stuff
Niiiice I still don't have any fucking ammo, man.
This sniper only has one round.
Resurrect! Resurrection limit? Wait, people can die in this game? How the fuck do you die? oh
let me just flip this up again Oh, oh. Oh, oh, oh! Ooooooh! See that damage?
We're all right, we're all right. See that damage?
Go away, go away.
Boom! Pull them all up.
Shit. No wonder we're dying. We have somebody playing on console.
Just the way it's going.
Alright, got that guy.
Oh, there are these losers over here!
This is inferior life for him you know?
Jumping on him. Okay...
Nice!
Oh we got a thing.
Start it.
Are we gonna fuck up Greg now?
Okay, I've got one shot. And that was.
I totally hit him!
I think I missed, though. Actually.
Do it!
Wait that's it? I beat it? Nice!
Okay now what?
Moving to Albion
What's this replenish supplies
Do i get more ammo now? No, and it has two shots.
Fuck.
Yeah, this is fun so far.
Okay!
Nice nice nice, nice... So I'm leveling up my guy.
Total damage, skill kill count, weapon kill count.
Total damage received 192.
Yeah that's probably because I'm just good at the game
okay uh we got a lot of stuff out of there holy fuck okay let me go ahead and close that. Oh, wow! Everybody's happy.
Yay! We won!
We did it, guys!
Okay, I'm getting the fuck out of here
what was the damage meter i don't know i feel like those guys were a higher level than me they They probably did more damage.
Shut up!
Look at all these people just say retrieve
it's nice to see like shared spaces like this i always like this in games
even like session based games you know like kind of like how this is like
i like having the shared spaces it It's nice. Buy skins?
You guys think I should spend real money on
the game? But it's a free game!
Why would I spend money? It's a free game,
guys!
I'll be right back. so. I'm going to if you can see it, but the so I think we can let this go today. let's see Okay.
We're good, sorry about that boys.
Alright let's get back into it.
Todd what's up?
Just get to the point.
Yeah... true.
Ooh a cinematic!
Just how much do you plan to rely
on that glide?
You prefer to keep sending in the investigative core?
How much time
have we wasted searching for the Iron Hearts
without any leads?
Alpha, this is the best opportunity we've had in a century.
Or it could be a trap.
The descendants are Albion's only hope,
and now it's like they have a parasite attached to their minds!
I love that.
He just walks out, doesn't want to listen to any of that shit.
That girl almost looks a little bit like Amarath. It's kind of weird.
It's probably just the hair, though.
Yeah.
Okay. hq is faltering yeah i understand after all hq shoulders the burden of protecting humanity it is difficult for the fate of humanity to be placed into the hands of something only a few can see.
But Descendant, my purpose is the same as yours.
Trust me. Do this and you will retrieve the Iron Heart.
Uh oh!...the Ironheart. Uh-oh...
Well, let's go!
I'm ready to kill some more stuff.
Nice. Okay now what? I'm ready to kill some more stuff.
Nice, okay now what?
Now what?
Okay, I was wondering if I could run on the edge of that but I can't
Okay Outfit shot Okay.
Outfit shop? Let me play the game a little bit more.
Served as Ascendant 40 years, wow that's a long time.
I'll look at the shop after this okay guys oh we're gonna shop after this also apologize to you now
it seems that divide between our opinions regarding this
operation may be too great. I did not authorize the
investigation of the Ancestors facility because I trust the guide. My intention
was to prevent the Vulgus from accessing the ancestors data
which is why regardless of whether i
trust her or not
that data must be retrieved we gotta get
it
bunny has identified a number of vulgus facilities located in the direction of the Grand Square.
If we investigate them,
we should be able to track down the location of the Vulgus command center where the data is being held.
As for the guide,
let's continue that discussion
after this operation has concluded."
So what I have to do is go over and get to where those are at. Right?
That's what I'm hearing.
Yep. Okay so let's see... That's what I'm hearing.
Yep.
Okay, so let's see what we got with the weapon.
So we got an alba...
Oh, this is a good one.
So we're going to put that on
and everything else sucks dick
so we're not going to use any more of this.
What's this here? Tamed beast? It's a launcher?
Okay, I'm gonna use that.
That's a rocket launcher.
Oh, we're gonna use that for fucking sure.
Oh, it's gonna use that for fucking sure. Well it's huge!
Aw fuck look at this...
That's a scout rifle I bet those are really good.
Aw fuck okay.
Mastery... wait, I have a rank up?
Is this what I think it is?
Yes, it is.
Do I rank up?
Rank Up Available I don't click, do i? Do i click? Okay it's rank up available. What does it say?
This is rank up available Gold map icon
well that
all Okay, okay we're gonna go over there.
Hello? In fact-
Invacta date prime hands you can raise the mastery rank by earning mastery experience. The higher the mastery rank, the more benefits
you'll receive. Raising the mastery rank increases the module
capacity. You need mastery rank to raise
your mastery rank mastery rank can be obtained when
descendants who have not assigned i don't know what the fuck that means
if you have met just let me do it.
Oooh...
Daaamn! Damn.
What the fuck?
That is way too serious to be level 2. Now I'm level 3? Or no, now I'm level 2.
Oh wow!
Oh wow! Oh, wow.
Hell yeah!
So I have to do that 30 times?
Okay, so...
That's done. Let me go back and double-check. Okay, so that's done. Let me go back and double check.
Okay, so inventory my mastery rank is six.
Okay, so mastery rank is I think baseline whereas this is your experience for that specific character.
And then you have... what's this here?
These are the different buffs to the weapons.
Oh, look at this!
Firearm crit rate, rifling reinforcement, fire enhancement... I'm just going to put everything on here.
That means obviously right? Yes save. Okay good. I don't really care too much
about this. Weak point insight. I'm going to put this on because it seems like
its really good. Okay. Alright
Good and then we've got reactor i let's see so this is skill power sub attack power
well I should use the one that gives me the biggest number.
Sort by new and sort by level.
If you look at this number, look at that number. That's a huge number. We're gonna put that on.
It's not even a decision.
What the hell is this? Max HP...
Is this my armor? xhp
is this my armor
oh okay
and then what about this
and this is i have to put a refrigerator on okay that's done so i put on all my gear customize customize. Oh, I think I just went to the store.
Okay
Descendant skins
Head skin head skin.. so so dynamite
oh wow
great
back at Great!
Back attachment? Oh my god.
Oh my fu- oh my...
What about weapon skins? What do we have for weapon skins?
What do they have for weapons skins? Okay, how about the sniper?
General.
That's stupid.
Do you have any good weapons? Oh, that's cool! Look at that- oh wow!
Actually this looks like shit. The pixelation on this is awful.
Oh that one looks pretty good.
Look at that.
That's badass.
Okay... High powered rounds? ass. Okay.
High-powered rounds? Oh, this is sniper rifles? Okay.
Wow,
that looks cool. I like that.
What about this?
What the fuck even is that?
Okay, what light speed...
Oh wow!
It's a leaf blower.
It's an intergalactic leaf blower. I need to make sure I get that
Festigial organ
Is this the game gotcha? I don't know. You want to find out?
Let's open up the shop.
Okay, so...
Popular...
Uh, a bundle of items that help you grow...
A battle pass.
Okay, ultimatecendant...
I don't know what any of this is going to show. Give me a second, actually.
Uh, I-I don't know how this works.
Okay. okay Well, there we go guys. There it is.
Get me my credit card?
Yeah, clearly.
Okay so you've got that there this is the bundle as well
you've got these are different other character models all right let me click on this
right naturally okay this looks kind of cool and oh this one it says this one is popular. I wonder why.
What about Premium Ajax Bundle?
What the fuck is this? Guardian Ajax.
Ultimate Ajax.
Is this better? Wait, so does it just do more damage?
I don't even understand how any of this works.
Okay let's see here.
Leap pick bundle Viesa
Limited skin
Bunnies speedy awakened one set skin. Bunny's Speedy Awakened
1 set.
Right, okay.
And what else do we have?
Okay so different versions of schoolgirl and maid outfits. Right! Okay, great! And then there's also a dinosaur set.
Amazing. What a game. Let's look at some of the other ones
well guys
i think i could have expected this.
What about the other ones? Okay...
Right, so every single one of them they're wearing like normal
upper clothes and then they're
wearing a mini skirt.
Naturally.
And okay
this is the school girl one?
Right.
Of course it is
of course and pro premium skin oh here we go. Premium skin!
Right...
With the combat helmet? Yeah, clearly. Okay so you got that and
where are some of the other ones?
Bunny's hyper-dimensional set.
That one probably doesn't look like
porn so we're just just gonna skip it.
Oh, this one's really...
Well that looks fucking badass!
No shit.
Premium skins as well, what are these? Damn there's a lot
of these fucking things huh? Holy shit!
Look at all this.
Common skins.
And these are just normal skins, okay?
Makeup?
Facial camouflage? Cosmetic items. Support. camouflage.
Cosmetic items, support material.
And are these just upgrade materials? Convenience features.
Oh god!
This is shameless! Oh look at this!
Oh my god!
Look at all the shit!
Oh man!
Convenience! Yeah there it is. So what do you get? It boosts the shard gain experience gain. Oh my god. Look at all this stuff!
Caliber? What the fuck is caliber?
Oh.
Oh, okay.
Descendant?
Okay, so you have all these characters the ultimate descendant it's just these
characters It's just these characters.
There are selectable characters? Yeah, at least you can move to Battle Pass.
Check the ultimate bunny?
I... Guys.
I fucking did that.
You really think
I didn't do that?
Okay, You really think I didn't do that? It's called, it says maximum power.
Great guys, there we go.
It was Vastia exactly. Great guys, there we go. It's Basti exactly it's a Waken skin?
Yeah I don't know
So should I buy this for the character
or not? Cause like if
I'm gonna level up a character shouldn't I going to level up a character, shouldn't I try
to level up the good one?
Check this starter path bonus.
Yeah, I feel like that's what I should do because
if I'm going to play the game, like, I should go and do that.
Like, there's no way by the way
I'm playing a girl character.
Like absolutely not.
Actually,
if it's overpowered
I'll still play it
but you know
I'll complain about it.
Okay premium starter package
what are the details for this?
Oh wow!
Oh wow! Look at all this new stuff!
Oh man!
Okay. Premium All-In-One Man. Okay...
Premium Ultimate? Yeah, we're not doing that.
Bunny is fun as fuck?
I just like- I don't know if I want to...
Like,
I mean the other guy looks like
fucking Master Chief with horns.
He looks so cool.
What the fuck am I going to be doing playing another character?
Come on, do it.
Maybe I'll do it.
Give me a minute, right?
Let me see...
I'll buy one of the things and then
I'll see what I get out of it.
Okay Okay. So do I get the things?
Purchase complete. Please check the details of your purchase okay so how's this work
again so inbox Inbox?
Oh, they mail it to you.
Okay. Got it.
... Got it.
Alright, move to Battle Pass...
Ummm.... Hold on Holy shit, there's a lot of stuff here.
I'm just trying to figure all this out.
Okay. I'm just trying to figure all this out. Bunny for the stream?
I'm gonna spend $ dollars for a 30 second clip Jesus Christ.. so Alright.
Alright, fucking bought it all right
fucking bought the piece of shit i bought it
all right give me a minute
let's see how this works good job uh-huh yeah
yeah yeah for sure okay and minus? I know.
It's not quite a hundred, it's only like 94...
93 or 94...
It's $100 man.
Okay, give me a minute.
Let me do one and then make sure I'll have enough to get everything people want
And then we will move on.
But
then you have to play her? No, I'm not gonna
play her. Absolutely not.
Dude, I'm just gonna get the cool
guy, and that's it.
User? Well- guys! Guys, guys, guys, guys, guys!
I agreed to get the character...
I didn't say I was going to fucking...
Give me a minute.
Okay, there we go.
Alrighty and let me make sure that
I get these I just want me make sure that i get these
I just want to make sure that I understand how this works
okay gold gain up, okay good. All right so everything should be fixed and good to go.
Alright, so.... I'm not sure if you can see it, but the How do I do it?
Just how-how do I do it?
Ajax, okay. Descendant list G. Are you kidding me? Well guys, um...
Looks like we got one of the new characters. Which is great. Awesome!
Yep, fuckin' $100 well spent
right?
You guys happy?
This is so shameless
this is beyond shameless
this is crazy!
Oh my god!
Stand still?
Oh, does she do like an animation?
Okay I'll give it a minute.
... give it a minute.
Use the emotes? Oh, shut up. You can't zoom in!
Watch the feet...
Why is your feet moving like that? watch the feet
why is your feet moving like that
oh there we go now she's doing something
she doesn't do anything else besides that, though.
The game is free to play by the way? Of course it is! That's why it's so expensive... Obviously.
So, let's try the emotes
um...
Okay Okay
I Wait, why'd I...
What the hell
wait how did i just randomly get invited by this guy what the hell?
Um...
... I don't even know what the fuck just happened.
How do I go back to my base? just happened?
How do I go back to my base?
Okay. Uh, let me go back to here.
Okay.
I was kidnapped? Yeah, I know! You were in a party and you got kicked?
Ok well now i'm out.
Anyway...
I don't know what that was.
Okay- ooh! What the hell?
Turn off auto party accept?
Okay. Yeah, I can see that.
Options... Gameplay probably?
Party invite requester off. There's no friends only. Hmm.
Private lobby? I don't think that's the Hmm.
Private lobby?
I don't think that's the reason why.
Because I can't... I don't even know how to leave the room.
Let me see how this works.
So it doesn't show me here at all of how to leave.
Off equals auto-invited?
That doesn't make any sense.
That's usually not the way it works.
Hmm...
Map? Okay.
Social.
Local players. players, okay.
And it doesn't even show me as being in a group. top left of the map
no that's not really it.
You cannot switch public fields to private.
You're in his party? Yeah, but how do I leave a party?
Uh...I don't even understand.
Super intuitive- yeah how is this
How? Okay here we go
But i can't leave a party
What the fuck
How is this real?
I left the party, but...
Press G to get Groot? Click leave game?
No.
That means you leave the game!
I don't want to leave the game, I wanna leave the party!
Now private? Okay, yeah let me try and do that now.
No this is a public area I can't do that.
Social then click your name? Sure. Let me try and see if that helps.
Social... I'm gonna click my name.
Okay so it doesn't do anything right okay so people just have no idea what they're talking about.
There's leave game and exit game?
No! Leave game takes you to the title screen
And exit game exits the game process
If I mouse over this, it says leave game and return to title screen
Yes. Uh...I don't want
advice, okay?
I don't like somebody's two cents
of like oh this is what you need to do. That's not how it
works, okay?
Backseating me with something you don't understand
Okay, let's go back
Let me get the other version of the good character, and then we're going to move on.
I don't really want to use this character a whole lot.
Yeah, I'll get the Ultimate Ajax and then we'll go and do that.
Okay...
So... We're all guessing as fuck?
Yeah, I just don't want to have people spamming me with suggestions
that are
guesses. You know?
I feel like that's pretty fair, right?
Okay.
So I'll get this character
Okay
And that's the good one.
Get a cooler one? No, he is cool! What do you mean?
He's getting salty? Of course I am! I hate being told what to do, and I hate people trying to tell me
give any advice whenever they don't know what they're talking about.
It's fucking annoying.
Absolutely, I'm getting salty.
It's really annoying to me.
Okay...
So...
How does this work?
Descender... and
Right. Okay.
... Great. And so this...
Let me tell you why.
So I feel like he's basically the same, right?
Is he better or what?
I don't even know.
Are these his skills?
I feel like it's the same shit.
It's literally just a skin? are you telling me that i just Oh my god.
Why didn't you guys tell me that?
It's the same, I just wish I had known that.
I really wish I had known that. I really wish I had known that, man.
Fuck.
Okay. Alright, that's fine.
Let's go back over to here.
It has better stats.
I literally told you, really?
Oh, I should have listened to you.
You specifically.
Out of all the other people.
Okay, so am I using the same weapons though? What's this?
Okay, so I can't play until I figure out how these people are inviting me.
Because I just keep getting teleported away.
So how do I handle this?
It's the same guy? Yeah, but if he can do it then other people
can do it.
You see what I'm saying? So, like,
I'm gonna block him right now.
But I don't think
that's going to solve the problem.
So, like,
if I go here
and click on him
we'll block him. Yes. Okay he's blocked.
So...I also didn't even know how to leave the group.
If I click on this, leave party. Okay got it.
All right so we're done.
Okay um...
I think we are good to go.
Set the private?
Okay, social. Where do I set the private?
Where do I do that?
On the map, okay.
You cannot switch a public field to
private so I can't do that.
Go to town first?
Well, I don't mind seeing other players
I mind whenever other players are, what do you call it?
Are like spam inviting me
Because i was getting invited even in town
So i don't see that as being a factor.
Guess you're... Yeah, people are just guessing. Like there's nothing
else really more to it than that.
Let me see. Uh I'll go back and see if this
helps.
Okay.
Backseat. Unless you know what you're talking about then I don't want to hear it.
I'm going to leave this and go back.
Okay so you can change it whenever you're not in the zone.
Okay.
... Alright, so that's done. Everything is fixed. We should be good to go now.
Alright let's try it.
Okay...
And what's this? Start mission.
Okay, let's go this way. You have to on public? That's not what...
Guys!
Okay, what happens here?
Pack data?
Okay, what's this okay we're gonna kill these guys
this is pretty good.
Doing really good damage.
Got him.
Alright, out of hacking range.
Oh! Oh I see, after standing now.
Okay. Got him.
Nice.
Okay.
I feel like I'm not really doing more damage Okay. Oh! Behind?
I need to get new weapons again.
Did I swap my abilities?
I don't think I did.
I need to do that.
Let me put this up now... Oh, I'm out of ammo! What the fuck?!
... Oh, I'm out of ammo! What the fuck? Okay. Nice, I'm level two.
Okay... I'm level two.
Okay, now i've got way more ammo. Oh, I see because I wasn't looting them that's what happened.
Got him, nice!
Oh that's a big boy.
Looks incredibly hard... this? No it's not hard.
But these are low-level missions.
Like I'm sure it's gonna get a lot harder,
It just hasn't yet.
I'm still learning the game which is good. I'm still learning the game, which is good.
I'm actually glad it's not getting super hard right now.
Do the boss solo?
Okay.
I'll do the next mission.
I'll do it solo.
I don't like how much I can relate to this weapon. Where they at?
Okay...
Oh, I got a Battle Pass level up! Oh my god.
I'm a fucking winner.
Oop.
Okay... It's a little bit more challenging.
Okay, got him
nice oh
yeah i definitely need to get more ammo for a better weapon.
Got him.
I wish I could throw like a grenade into them.
That's the only thing I feel like i'm missing level three
i'm actually kind of farming i'm gonna be honest this is going really well oh
fuck Nice.
Okay, now we're going to look at all of our animal and like everything we
ought to have graceful
effect
me go to the next one, then we're going to look at this stuff.
Okay...
Do I have to jump this? the game feels pretty good.
Like, I'll definitely say that's a pretty big positive with the game so far
is like the game feels like it has good movement
okay so let's go ahead and look at what we got so we've got new weapons and this is a one oh wow that's a tactical rifle
is that better than what i have let's find out okay and we also have... hand cannon? What the fuck is a hand cannon? I got invited by somebody else.
Jogier, why are you inviting me? Hand cannon is a revolver? Okay.
Do you have all the social except all turn off? Let me double check. So if I go to gameplay,
social party invite requests are off receive support request is off everything is off It has to be on? So let me get the logic here.
The logic is that I have to turn on Accept All Requests in order
to not accept all requests in order to not accept all requests?
No, I don't think I'm going to do that.
Okay. Let's go back to here.
Okay. Let's go back to here. Hmm Hmm.
Okay.
Can't hurt to try, it absolutely can! It's a waste of my time,
and it just encourages more people to give bad
advice for no reason.
We're gonna go back over here, we're going to complete this.
We've got the weapons,
upgraded those, we're good to go.
Alright!
Start mission! Let's do it!
Excellent timing!
Okay... now what?
I just happened to be in mid-battle! Help me by protecting my ship! Okay, now what?
Yeah this one's way stronger.
This is WAY fucking better! I'm not brave! Damn, but he is fast.
I wonder how I am supposed to kill this guy yeah i wonder what Can I do it yet?
Yeah, I can actually.
Oh you're right!
Oh bro he just turns around.
Oh no!
Oh no!
Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh, he just turns around.
I'm gonna try and get close then roll. Uh oh there's two of them now! Hmm.
Uh oh, there's two of them now!
Oh you just shoot him?
Wow. Okay
I didn't expect that Yeah, you literally just shoot him.
Okay.
Um...
Oh I can't use this.
I don't have the ammo.
Okay.
It's too bad.
Let me try these guys.
Let me try these guys.
Let me try these guys. Let me try these guys. Let me try these guys. okay
let me see where really can i jump up to here and then do the jump down to them
oh it's not letting me Okay.
I'm fine. Alright, that's better.
Oh nice, we got a purple gun!
Wow, it's huge!
Okay.
Okay. Alright.
I'm gonna do fire damage.
Damn, that did a lot! Did you see that?
That guy got fucking
destroyed.
Okay, I've got more ammo too, which is good. next time they come in i'm just gonna jump on them oh Got him. him easiest game of my life okay these guys come down i jump on them again looks like they're serious. Oh never mind.
CPR radar really is bothering us.
Let's show them what an electrifying attack looks like!
Move out of that Without that. Okay, jump over to them. Okay. I'm going to see if I can use my sniper on him. Okay, there we go.
Nice! That does a lot of damage.
Okay, let's loot all this stuff. I feel like I don't get enough rounds for my big weapons enough.
Okay, let's see what we got out of this mission.
I'll actually go to the other mission and then
I'll check after that because I want to swap in like redo all my
weapons and everything.
There's small ammo crates? Yeah, I just didn't feel like it'd be worth getting them.
I feel also that whenever you're fighting
It's only an issue if you're not going where the targets are that you're fighting it's only an issue if you're not going to where the targets are that
you're fighting i think the game is designed to like expect you to do that to be like running
around rather than like just like sitting in one spot.
No, I'm not sure but I'm just guessing. Okay, let's look.
Okay, so we
got this. Alright, let's see what we can do
with this weapon.
Ooh.
Ooh. Wow!
Look at that!
I think we use this.
I think we 100% use this shit. That's a purple!
Yeah, it's not even a question.
Okay. Um... Module settings? Was it in okay uh target detection
is there any reason that i wouldn't want to... wait, am I getting taken damage?
Yeah, I am.
By the way this is WAY better.
Okay... give me a second.
Just stack damage? Yeah., what's this?
Okay, we just put everything in. That's good.
Save.
Okay, good, and I'm not going to use that weapon right now?
And then we have the reactor... Oh my god!
This is way better! Holy shit!
Look at that!
Yeah, that's way better. Okay and then we'll look at... No, not Battle Pass.
Inventory.
Okay, we did all this.
I think we're ready to go now.
Okay, let's do it.
Hey, Descendant. I'll loot this shit too...
What the fuck?
Connect your receive to the battery What the fuck. Alright.
Oh, here we go!
Two thousand! 2 000. that's a lot of damage I gotta wait for him to get closer. Shit Oh, that's a fat boy look at him fuck out of here
Okay Get the fuck out of here. Okay?
At least I'm making good progress with this.
How'd I miss that? I just can't see how the sniper can be good.
I guess it's probably only getting in uh group situations
i'm actually doing really well now this is great see this is great okay boss weak points i don't know enough about that yet.
Nice!
Okay, all that's done. I didn't get any weapons out of that though unfortunately.
Okay wait what do i do now? destroy it?
Pick up. Okay, oh I have to carry it over. Okay, I get it now.
Okay...
Now we have to do the other one, right?
Let's do it!
Get to work.
Where they at?
Easiest game of my life. shit Shit! Pull that up.
See his cocksucker got fucking destroyed.
Ooh!
I like the barrels, The barrels are fun to blow up.
Now I have to knockback too.
Okay...
Where they at? Why don't you use abilities? Because they're not getting close enough for my
abilities to matter.
Like, I would love to use my abilities and like have a reason to do that.
But I guess I'll do this.
I'll do this for you guys okay?
There.
I just don't really think it's super worth it right now
because then if I do that I have to leave the area that I'm defending.
Yeah.
That's why I'm not doing it.
Alright, we'll loot
all of this and is this going to finish the mission or what?
Let me see. Mission complete!
Alright well there's one more I have to do. Let's go.
Okay. Let's go.
Okay.
Wow! Wow!
What's this?
Materialized mechanics reactor.
Who gives a fuck about that?
Let's go this way.
Here we go.
Before I do this,
I want to check and see if I got any better weapons.
I absolutely did not.
Literal fucking dog shit.
Okay, let's do it.
Hello?
Did you just hear something?
Did you hear Alpha? Time to swap ships partner!
To be honest... I wanted to be the one to capture the Vulgus Commander.
How infuriating!
The operation to retrieve the Ironheart failed, and I got injured.
That leaves a bad taste in my mouth.
I should go swap out my weapons and upgrade my modules if I don't want to be defeated again.
That's what I had to do.
Okay, so you guys want me to solo this one right
i'm gonna do it privately let's do it
see what happens.
It's really hard? Well, let's find out!
I don't know if it is or not. I'm also playing with an under-geared,
uh...underleveled character.
I'm a little bit nervous.
Is this where I have to fight Greg?
Oh, it IS greg it is yes
okay oh let me go loot this.
Does this increase my health?
I don't even know how the fuck
this works.
Okay.
There we go. I'll be able to intercept the transmission and secure the data. It's embarrassing we prevent the ancestors' data from falling into Corral's hands.
Whee! Woo!
I should have used that earlier. Okay... Okay. I don't really know if that's really worth it.
Kill them, easy!
Okay...
Got him?
Not so bad, so far we're doing pretty well! do not stop them Yeah, that ability him in one hit?
The melee in this game is really good. Got him.
Vulgus terminology device.
Dammit. Damn, that's going to take a while.
Oh I see you hit it and there's like different tiers of it.
Understood.
All right. Understood. Okay?
Nice! oh my god i'm an idiot i'm an idiot i hit wrong button
got him so i can use that as like a finisher attack
okay not so bad.
Let's do it. Next round.
Skill energy... I don't even know what my skill energy is! Oh shit. oh all right
i'll just go over to him now.
Got him! Nice!
I got lucky there, I gotta level up.
Okay... Skinner is a yellow bar?
Okay, got it.
Got him. it that's it Got him.
Alright, not so bad!
I wonder how do i get skill energy back? Rapidly damage? I don't know yet.
Okay, here we go!
Tower sniper...
Oh, I thought he was gonna try to-
I thought it's gonna be like one mini boss or something like that.
Yeah, I should have done that.
Quick talk to Selvyn!
I will collect the Ancestor's data.
Please focus on the battle.
Okay, here we go.
Come on! I was about to say. Move to the operation zone.
Uh oh! Easy.
You guys are telling me it's hard. I'm trying to play safe.
I can also use my grenade launcher. Let me make sure I reload it now.
Let me see how much this thing does
not all bro it's garbage that's so bad.
That's awful.
Alright.
I need to get more ammo too.
Oh. Jesus, did anything else happen? oh
jesus what's happened oh my god
okay that guy's dead.
Okay... Let me go up towards this.
I'm not getting any fucking ammo!
I'm almost out of ammo. Almost completely out of ammo.
Fuck, fuck, I'm actually fucked.
Okay, killed them. Okay, I got it.
Got it.
Running, running, running! Shit! You got me?
Shit.
Shit! I'm gonna have to run back.
Run, throw a gun... Kill that guy.
All right, not so bad.
Fine? Yeah, we're good.
Just getting a little nervous,
that's all.
I really wish
I had a better sniper rifle or something.
And also, almost ran out of ammo and I had to go out of my position.
I feel like my best ability is the shield... at least so far
it's the shield and the explosion around me.
I need to use that more.
Can you purchase ammo in the store?
Unfortunately, I don't think so.
Okay.
There's only one guy. Oh. Shit! On my ammo!
Shit!
Oh, my God that almost killed me.
I'm gonna use this.
There we go.
That was dangerous.
I need to get more sniper ammo, man! this is bad. Okay.
With how many of these am I- Oh fuck, I'm out of ammo!
Um... okay.
Jumping? Kay where's my ammo? Where's my ammo? I'm jumping?
Okay, where's my ammo? Where's my ammo?
Nope. Wrong thing.
Okay got it. Got it.
We're fine. I was nervous!
What?
Okay, I guess I can't...
It's gone. Good.
Alright, we gotta go this way.
Hmm... The location is... Got it.
Resurrection limit? Wait, oh fuck.
Oh fuck! Alright, alright let's do it!
Let's do it!
The data transmission is almost complete.
Big boom? Easy enough Big bull.
Easy enough. Where are they? I'm going to have to go back up. Okay. That was a little bit risky, but I think I went head off. get him
okay
is this greg
oh that's Greg!
Okay.
Uh... what is this? Okay I gotta, it hit me! Okay.
Fuck! I was thinking about something else.
Okay, that's the first phase over.
Get some more health too
All right
That simple Figured it out. Okay, that's simple.
Fuck bro like...
Jesus where the fuck are the shields?
Okay. I think
I know what to do. I don't know. okay Fuck, okay.
I messed that up.
Okay he reset.
Alright.
I know what to do
shit got it Wait, why does it not work?
I made a huge mistake there.
I was thinking something else was going to happen.
I got confused!
Okay... Okay.
Snipe the balls? I don't think it's gonna be worth it, because there is not a headshot damage multiplier and it doesn't do that much damage.
Okay, I got it now i'm getting the hang of it though. It's okay
Okay Is this gonna be it? Nice!
Holy shit. 100% complete. Data integrity verified.
Holy shit!
What a cocksucker, man.
Oh my god...
Wait, defeat Gravewalker? wait i'm not even done. Oh my god
Rip greg yeah, greg got fucked up
Ooh look at that.
Ooh!
Wow!
That's what it's all about.
Okay, let's go oh it's good back to albion or ultimate like prime frames I think that like some of the characters are... To all descendants,
I have obtained the Ancestors' data.
With this
I've been able to restore my system
If there are any
Descendants who can speak to me now. Please connect. I would like to speak with you directly. I have vital information.
This is Enzo standing by to upload records to the command console. If there are any descendants able to respond, please speak to the guide.
Okay Okay. Simple enough.
Sell items? Yeah, I will do that in a bit.
So she's an AI. Bringing me into contact with another Ironheart is a failsafe restoration method.
However, should this prove to be impossible...
There is an emergency restoration protocol put in place by the ancestors
by collecting particle elements from where the iron heart was excavated
a similar contact environment can be created. This protocol can also be applied should the Ironheart be damaged. The Vulgus wanted to secure the Ancestor's data to obtain this information.
When I was separated from
the Ironheart, the Ironheart
that the Vulcus seized was also
damaged.
The Void Erosions in the ruins likely occurred due to this damage.
When descended, there is something else that concerns me.
How did the Vargas know that the Ancestors facility had this information?
The only ancestors I can think of who would consider using a system restoration program are guides and anacostas.
Unless... I don't know. That's a good question, who are they?
The Vulgas are the bad guys. Uh oh. I can sense vibrations. They feel very similar to a void erosion, threatening...
Uh oh! Oh-oh-ooh-ooh!
...Dimensions make the technique. Colossus is approaching.
Colossus?
Dimensions make the technique. Colossus.
It's a great one
why are colossus now of all the times who
the fuck is this guy personnel prepare
for an intercept battle
deployable personnel make your way to seneca if Prepare for an intercept battle
Deployable personnel make your way to Seneca immediately and head to the void
You need information about the course ever since corral caused the boy to rotate into the iron heart the colossi have become more active according to my calculations
the expected point of arrival for this Colossus is at the Kingston border.
The classification type is Grey Walker, just like the one you encountered in the ruins.
That's best named Richard to the Eater. like the one you encountered at the ruins. So this is, like, the tutorial boss but he's hard? That special name was murdered due to
unexpected nature of a dimensional lake
But things will be different
this time. Okay
If this colossus manages to enter Ingress Kingston may Okay.
Uh oh...... that happens. I will send you to the Void Dimension
once you have finished your battle preparations.
May the intercept be successful, descendant."
Okay.
Okay, let me make sure i have all my weapons and everything ready
inventory okay my best weapon this is% the best one.
I'm gonna put this on instead of this...
I think that big attack thing is just garbage, right?
Let's see.
What else do we have?
Okay.
Everything else is fucking garbage.
And also, I want to make sure that we put
the buffs and everything on this.
Let's see here.
Module settings. Okay, so
I'm going to do that. Crit rate.
Critical hit damage. that crit rate critical damage okay
That's good. 1.7 K My inventory is almost full
It doesn't show that anywhere
Where does it show my inventory?
It says 71 out of 78
38 38% 71 out of 78.
38?
38%?
I don't even know.
Bottom?
Okay. So...
Select junk.
How do I sell?
I guess let's find out.
Okay, what does it say on the map?
Just an orange... Storage...
Way over here, right? Workstation.
Weapon lab director! Okay yeah let's go over there. I think that's where we need to go.
Dismantle?
Wait, can I dismantle from my inventory?
I didn't see that. Oh! Dismantled junk! Oh! Oh, dismantle junk.
Oh, okay.
Okay.
I see it now.
So I have to select each one,
and then I dismantle individually. Is that correct?
Hold shift.
Well, I don't want to sell every weapon I have. Should I sell every single weapon I have?
I probably should right because all these are garbage
if body cell items does it give me my modules back?
Yes? Okay, good. Fuck it. Let's get rid of every single item. They're all gone.
They're dead.
Okay, now what?
All this is good.
I don't need to do anything with this.
It said I need to do something with this.
Reactore.
Skill power. This is obviously like way fucking better
So let's go ahead and just equip this instead
And then we'll equip this look at that
That's massive I didn't even read it but you can tell it's better because the number is bigger.
Okay, all that's the same and then what's this over here?
I don't really care a lot about this but we'll just go ahead and put these in
might as well okay Okay, and...
Oh this one here? Yeah we already did that.
Weapons list, descendant module... oh wait
I'm so dumb! I didn't even put any of these in oh god okay
okay max hp let's put that in.
Hmm... Attribute resistance? hmm attribute resistance I have no idea what I'm doing by the way. Got it. Alright, we're good!
We got this! Got it. Alright, we're good.
Okay, defeat Grave Walker! Let's do it!
I'm ready.
And intercept the battle.
Gravewalker... Oh, wow! These are all
the bosses.
Oh, shit.
Swamp Walker?
I bet that's a graveve Walker, but it's...
It's green. Oh shit.
Okay.
Alright let's do it.
Didn't save? I did save!
Linked amorphous material
Alright, let's do it. Let's make a group
... It's time to win boys, let's go to work.
Let's get this shit done!
Let's go!
Where is this bitch ass at? so oh
in this dude's whole career!
I gotta shoot his pimples off.
Oh, I did it.
Okay, that's not my thing.
Got it?
Fuckin' fucker.
Okay, go up to there.
Go up to there! Go UP TO THERE!
I- Fuck it! Oh god damnit alright.
Wait oh this is my sniper. I gotta be really careful with using my sniper shot. Fuck he moved! Why's he allowed to move?
Okay, we let's do that.
Okay...
Alright okay all right we're gonna use the big uh big one
i see i see you want to jump to that
bro rollie police i'm the roly-poly get him out of here I'm outta here.
Killing him?
Gonna destroy this fucking axe- oh my god!
Putting a shield up?
What's up bitch?! Put your shield up.
What's up bitch? Can't do shit!
Fuck, I gotta run!
I gotta run G!
Okay...
Nice!
Fuck yeah!
Look at all the purples, look at all the purples! And I was getting excited about blues!
Blues are for losers.
Look at all these purples I just got.
Holy shit, a level 10?
A sniper level 10.
Oh man... A sniper level 10. Oh, man!
I'm a fucking legend!
Holy shit!
PlayStation 5? Nah, five novel i popped off
on your
but i did fine
like great I did great.
The easiest game of my fucking life.
Alright, now what?
Okay.
Let's see what I got.
No way.
Oh my god, you missed a chest? Wait so should I just re-queue?
... Should I just re-cue?
Okay, I'll re-cue.
Give me a minute. Oh, this is big dick look at this
oh this is massive
okay Okay.
Hero Scar, Scout Rifle... Is this one better than mine?
Can I shift? Toxic Attack... Fire attack... I feel like this one's better can i shift toxic attack fire attack
I feel like this one's better so should I just vendor all my gear right now Five, four, three, two...
It's gone.
Okay.
Alright nice. So all these are on there
okay put all that in those in good and fire rate up, right-point firearm attack.
Crit damage, critical hit damage, firearm attack.
Oh, this is big dick.
All right, all right.
So I have to do it again in order to get that item?
Is that correct
you need information about the closet yes okay let's do it again
that's not a big deal.
Now I want to see what my damage is now.
Okay, I'm gonna pull out the sniper.
I only got five ammo? Where's this bitch?
Where is this bitch ass? ass so oh it's dead got it This damage is insane! We got the rollie boys.
Let's go back on them home get him out of here
he's immunity Why is he immunity?
Get inside of this, pop this off. Do that get rid of him
I'm gonna just bring out the chip bucket. Okay
Alright, I'm out of skill power too.
Okay...
Oh they killed it!
I'm not even doing anything.
Okay, nice.
Okay, well we got everything-
Ooh! I just got a fucking yellow!
Holy shit!
This is a big loot situation.
Now what the fuck? How the fuck does this work? Okay, so use reconstruction device.
Select a morpheus material funny
shake
nice Nice.
Nice!
There we go!
Now, we gotta look at this new gear now.
We gotta see what we got going on
you can do that two more times yeah but like my experience with garbage video games is that
the two more times that I can do it with is
per all overlord bosses
or some variation of that
so I should probably save that weekly
lockout until the end of the week, and then get an upgrade.
I don't know what I'm talking about, but
usually most garbage games
that are like this, that are pay-to-win
garbage, play like that.
So that's what I'm gonna guess.
Okay, let's look at the gear
that we got. Alright.
Weapon.
Electric-y attack. Tactics Electra Key Attack.
Tactician's Rifle.
I feel like all these suck dick,
I'm gonna be honest.
Okay. all these suck dick, I'm gonna be honest. I feel like yeah, all of these basically just suck dick.
Maybe this would be nice to have,
this tac rifle?
I feel like my sniper's really good.
Rounds for magazine's 51.
I don't understand how this works.
Keep the second one? You think I should?
Okay, so
here's what I'm going to do.
I'm going to just go ahead and get rid of these
and then we'll dismantle the other ones, okay?
Actually, you know what? I'm going to put this on
because I know what this does, right? But wait,
let's go ahead and see if we can do anything cool with this weapon.
There it is, done.
Easiest game of my life.
Okay, weapons list... Oh, did I get a new reactor?
I did.
Oh wow, that's big.
That's huge!
Okay. Oh oh what's this
a set bonus.
Oh my god.
Oh... Oh.
I want a new skin! I think my character looks like a bitch. How do I do this?
Customize...
Active Skin, Descendant Skins
Body Skin of skin. Some head skins. Body skin.
Oh, okay.
So you get this.
That's stupid.
How about
this?
Let me see that.
I don't like how it doesn't show the whole thing.
I want to see how it looks together.
What's this? this. I can't. Sorry guys, I just...
It's too much.
Wait, I don't want my guy to look like this!
This looks stupid.
Oh, there he is. look like this. This looks stupid. Actually, let me see what my
helmet skins are.
Oh.
Isn't this just how I look now?
That looks kind of cool.
Back attachment?
What do I have for a back attachment?
A rocket ship.
Oh, that looks way better.
That's so cool.
Chest attachment? I don't have that.
Makeup? Okay.
That's decent, right?
It's not great.
But
I look okay.
Wait,
I'm running slower.
I think this armor is heavier.
I don't know about this, guys.
Do you need information about the colossus good work descended the colossus was stronger than average
you still achieved a resounding victory i know that however that's because i'm
good at the game wall remains open the invasion of the
colossi will never end until the dimensional ball is closed humanankind will have no choice but to live with fear of the colossi.
Descendant, securing the Ironhearts and closing the dimensional wall isn't just to defeat the Bolognese.
If we cannot stop the invasion of Ingerspire
and the Colossi
there will be no hope for humanity.
Remember your calling will be no hope for humanity. Thank God, it's over.
Remember your calling.
I will focus more attention on monitoring the boy in the mask.
That was a job well done,
descendant. While you were intercepting the colossus
the guy gave enzo some important intel it concerns the next operation so head
back to hq once you're ready all right let's talk to this guy descendant using the ancestors data
the guide claims to have discovered a zone where an iron heart has been excavated
after undergoing emergency restoration protocols at that location, the guide should be able to track the Ironheart.
The problem is...the Ironheart excavation site is near a Vulgus munitions factory.
What a convenient outcome!
It's a weapons production site where Cyborg Vulgus, the Legion of Immortality are manufactured.
Sharon and the Kolon Special Forces immortality are manufactured. Sharon
and the Kolam Special Forces along
with Jeremy have been deployed there as the front
line, and a bridgehead has been secured.
I've assigned
you to this operation as well
sharon has exceptional infiltration skills but i need someone who can lead
the battle that's me your mission is to find a
leader ironheart excavation site and restore
the guide system i still have my doubts about the guide
even for this operation i'm sending you into the lion's den on
the strength of her words.
But, after witnessing the intercept battle...
...I've made up my mind.
We must find the Ironheart and close the dimensional wall as soon as possible.
This is a copy of Warframe? I've never played Warframe.
Yeah, I've never played it.
I'll play Soul Frame when it comes out.
I've only heard good things about Warframe though.
Which is crazy for a live service man.
Wow, I never heard that before.
Okay so what do I do now talk to the
descendant instructor okay let's go over there
hot boy buzz.
Okay, there she is.
What the hell's this?
Congrats on increasing your mastery rank.
I don't want to read this.
Okay... Okay.
Training is formal, descendant only yesterday... that's a good
point. Yeah I agree there are different
varieties and theories of any module
okay? Alright so enhance any
module. Oh I have to go do this.
This is just like a tutorial on how to
upgrade your materials. It's not really that big of a deal.
Let me go do that.
Unlock bunny? I let me go do that
unlock bunny i already did bro
hi there what can i help enhance modules okay Okay, enhancing a module with effects capacity increases as well. Many of the modules are enhanced
Checking tireless modules. Shock Punch...
This requires Kineper Shards, okay so this is how they get you to spend money in the game?
Okay got it.
I'm just gonna put a defense plus 10 on him in the game. Okay, got it.
I feel like this is just the best one, right? Like like I'm gonna be honest.
Like I don't really know which one's better
but like I feel like enhanced HP
is better. I could be wrong.
Okay and so I can...
Oh wow, that's fucking insane.
I think we're gonna go with this.
Let's upgrade this right here at $600.
Remember guys, if we run out of money, we just buy more money. It's not a big deal.
Okay let's see here... Yep's just the way it is guys
remember the year is 2024. any solution and so any problem inside
of a video game can be solved with money.
Complete your descendant training, okay good... skip
Good alright talk to Colin good. Skip. Good, alright. Talk
to Colin. So I have to go inside
somebody's colon? Okay.
Uh, so where is that?
In the sterile land. Alright.
Sterile land. I guess it's over here.
And we have to go
over to here.
So how the hell do I get here?
There's mythic items?
Oh shit.
Okay, who's this loser? Oh she's hot. Okay cool. Welcome to the Vulgus Munitions Factory. You've made quite the impression at Kingston, so much so I was tempted to recruit you for Colon. But then again...the enemy isn't exactly a pushover.
However, now that we have The Guide as strategic asset
I'm sure the trajectory of this war will change drastically.
Shall we get started?
Based on the coordinates provided by the guide,
The Ironheart excavation site is playing the game quite a bit. based on data from the time of the Ancestors, and there's
a high probability that the topography
today will look a little different.
I'll do recon around
the Industrial Zone.
While I'm doing that, your mission is to create a
diversion to draw the enemy's eyes away from me. Even though I have active
camouflage things will be much easier if you can hold the enemy's attention.
I'll tell Jeremy to stay behind and provide operations for me.
Sorry! Just playing Nexon games makes me want to do that.
Jeremy seems unable to link with the guide so he won't be much use in finding the excavation site.
He'll be better deployed using his Arkay teleportation abilities as support for your diversion operation let's get moving we need to
restore the guide system what me was she talking about?
Was there anybody listening?
No, yeah.
I'm not sure.
Is something about like she had camouflage or something like that? Windex...
Oh, I am not supposed to do that. I have to go back. What's the sound?
Okay, let's talk to this guy.
Get to the point! Guide, guide, guide! That's all everybody
talks about these days. His hair is
almost the same as Hitler's.
When did the higher-ups at Albion conduct
operations based on the word of a
spirit? Almost.
Not to mention, excluding an
excellent descendant like myself
from this operation, everything's
clearly going very well.
Hey! You think it's funny I can't link with the guide all right then let's
consider which descendants aren't able to link with the guide right now.
Let's see...
It's only me and Alpha, yes?
Looks to me like the commander of Albion
AND The strongest descendant are the ONLY ones who are still sane.
If I were you,
I'd think carefully about why you've been designated as a bait
And...
...I'm going to do things my way
Don't even think about tagging along.
Huh.
Do you really think you can even attempt
to follow me? With my RK
abilities?
This is the kind of guy that complains about not getting tips when he's working at Starbucks. That's THE guy, okay?
That's him.
Okay.
I don't know what the fuck this is, but let's do it.
Oh my god.
Bro, what the fuck?
Jesus! Jesus! Jesus
Dude this gun is good
i kind of go headshot don't even get to do that.
I like this gun the most. Did I no-scope him?
Get out of here, bitch. How'd I miss?
High level Vulgus closing in
We confirm it's an enhanced variant in the air
and Damn.
Beat the fuck up out of his ass! Did you guys see that? He got destroyed!
We're gonna keep...actually, I need to start using a sniper bro.
Imma try and use the sniper on the next big guy
Cause like the sniper was
hitting for 10k
Let's go
Descending you need to protect the transmitter while it is operating.
If the diversion works we can detain a number of enemies here.
Yeah... Yeah, I'm not that good at the game. Okay.
Where's the thing?
Oh, there it is!
There it is!
Oh, there it is!
Oh, there it is!
Oh, there it is! Oh, there it is! Where's the thing? I've only landed that on Widowmaker like one time ever. so Multiple focus, we're closing in on the transmitter.
There is a high probability
that this is their zone of communication.
Continue to engage
them and solve for time as long
as possible.
... oh yeah you son of a bitch
why i'm making that sound?
I can see why. Alright, let's use this sniper.
Oh my god! I I fucking one tapped him.
Holy shit!
... Oh, right here
oh my god that took three shots
oh, oops. Okay, let me go back.
I was letting him kill it.
I wasn't paying attention.
Okay, do I have to go and do it again?
Let me see.
I guess I'll run back over there.
I'm an idiot.
Let me see what I got. Okay, uh...
Weapons...
Oh my god! It's crazy! Look at that
damage! It's crazy. Look at that damage.
360.
I wonder if I should use that. Um...
I feel like I should.
The beam rifle?
Oh fuck, you're right. Okay, let's use the beam rifle.
Uh... how do I go up there?
Is it that way?
No, it's not. Okay um can I just teleport back over where am I? I'm right here okay let me just go this way then.
Weapons get much better later on? Yeah, I don't know how exactly the weapons work
at all.
Let me see if i can do this one.
I wish I had known that, I wasn't really paying attention.
I was being an idiot.
Okay...
Start mission.
Okay, let's go.
I'm very curious to see how this weapon is going to work.
This mission is also part of the diversion tactics here we go I feel like that's really good against bosses.
But I do think the scout rifle is the best against like random oh Alright.
Bro, these fuckasses are just spawning right on top of me! So annoying... so annoying
maybe i'll go over to here. I'll fight these guys.
What? Why is he not dead?
Nice, I'll late. Okay...
He's dead?
That was pretty easy. Nice!
Okay, any good weapons there? Let me see...
Nah... Ooh this one's... mmmm... nah that's still garbage because this one is just way better.
Okay let's go to... let's go to this.
I think that might have been- oh my god.
That might've been what I was doing before.
Okay, go to ANAS and research money...
Oh wait no, I already did that see let's see i get it now
2860 yeah like i think the beam rifle is better because like the dps
is higher like the shotgun is going to do more damage,
but it's also going to be harder to use
and I think that overall
It's better to use what I have
I think I need to primarily stick with the scout and use that
and like if i got a full auto machine gun i think that'd be a really good idea
too really good idea too okay let's see if we can do this guys
we made one mistake now we just don't want to make two so multiple focus are closing in on the transmitter there's over communications.
Continue to engage them and stall for time as long as possible.
I have to be 100% good.
This is a zero mistake situation so That's my ammo. so so All right, we're doing pretty well so far Alright.
Wait, I beat it? Holy shit! I beat it?
Holy shit! I beat it.
That was easy.
That was way better.
Sir? Yeah, that was WAY, way better. Oh I can level up my mastery after this!
I'm gonna do that after these other two missions.
So we just did this one here... other two missions
so we just did this one here i need to go the purple area there's one more
okay Okay.
Hmm.
Uh, where does I have to go?
Okay. I actually have to walk over there. Fuck man! I have to move my character?!
This game is so bad...
Warframe is so much better right guys? Is that true actually?
Didn't I do this? I think I did this.
Wait no now it's telling me I have to did this. Wait, no now it's telling me that I have to do it.
Bro she's so Bro, she sucks. oops pick them up bitch let's go she's the one supposed to be doing all the work. I'm killing everything!
God, he's dumb.
I'm just gonna go do it myself.
Jesus, bro.
Jesus!
Jesus, bro. Jesus! Jesus what a loser this guy sucks!
This guy has no idea...
Does that have an melee attack? Yeah it does I. I can do a melee attack. I'm just not doing it.
Oh!
Oh, so if I participate that means then I'm...
Okay.
Now am I part of it?
I'm part of the system now
how do i miss
where they at?
It's that same dumbass dick sucker. We probably gotta go help him because he sucks let's go i got to show them how to play the game
bringing a laser beam.
I don't know how i feel about this gun.
Where is he at?
Oh, there was a sniper. This is Cherilee. I'm transmitting to all allied forces deployed to this operation.
We have an urgent development, requesting backup.
Number 17 has received details. Ain't that something?
All units, start to head to the mining outpost.
Well I guess I don't need that.
Okay.
Alright how do I get over there?
Let's go sniper shotgun that was insanely good of course he bought the $100 skin. Yeah, of course! I bought two of them actually. You wanna see the other one?
I'll show you.
That's the wrong one.
Let me tell you...
This is the other one i got It's a good game, huh?
Great game. game amazing game wow
i like the hair i feel like the hair.
I feel like the hair gets in the way, you know?
We're not actually going to use her, but there it is.
Where's this shit? Use this guy again...
Easy, easy, easy.
Alright let's go!
Descendant we have an urgent report on Sharon
Her current position is near the the Vulgus Munitions Factory. Thanks to her diversionary tactics she was able to reach the target safely, but the vulgus have appeared. This is the sitrep recorded by reported by Sharon's SEAL.
Operating Arctic Chalice matrix.
Calibrate of a detactic fuel project detected.
Probability of sudden infiltration, high.
Nine-fifth escalation to constrain. This This cyborg, Volgus Edlewake is a commando level model specializing in defense missions.
It's armed with arcade tracking functions.
What the fuck is an arcade?
And it seems that Vulgus already know about the Arnhart excavation site.
I was told that the Ancestor data was tightly guarded at Kingston.
If the Vulgas have gained access to it...
Oh, I'm good!
For the moment, Chown has requested an
attack on my repository's core facility
toward a Vulgus Commander.
Once the Vulgus have vacated the factory she intends to try and infiltrate it again
Send in! You and Jeremy are to launch an attack on the
Repository. Okay. Alright let's see to launch an attack on the repository.
Okay, alright, let's see.
Are you sure this guy can be trusted?
Didn't you guys win at Kingston?
Who's that little rat?
Shut the fuck up.
What the hell? Shut the hell shut the hell up who's even talking to until all of the data packets were combined.
The buckets managed to transmit around 90% of the data.
Defeating their commander prevented them from transmitting
the remaining 10%.
But, they were able to reconstruct the missing 10% themselves and read all of
the data. How is that possible? I don't know.
The Iron Hearts are the mother boxes, right? How... How pathetic. A full operation for such a minor target?
Guess the colon special forces aren't that special after all.
Jesus, this guy's got some nerve.
I'm not sure if he's going to be able to do it. Yes, the colon special forces aren't that special after all.
Jesus, this guy is so nasty.
So you can show me what you can really do with those high-falutin' skills of yours.
What a little rat.
Come on! Oh, I'm taking damage. What a little rat.
Oh, I'm taking damage.
Okay, start mission! Let's go!
Ooh, look at this area.
Oh.
Okay...
Let's go back over here
what do you mean it's not killing them in one hit or is it, broken?
Wait what the hell? Alright fuck this bro.
We're going all the way in.
Going all the way in.
Oh! There it is.
Investigate this bitch.
Number of kyber ores...
Oh, I have to stand in here okay got it oh
all right
let's go to the next one. I needed that extra health.
Where they at?
Oh shit! Easiest game of my fucking life. This guy has to do everything.
I'm just standing here.
He's having a bad time. Did I get it?
No, almost.
How the fuck did that miss got his tail see that little rat trying to run away from me?
Oh fuck, bro. I thought I was about to fight Kylo Ren!
We're good though. We're safe.
Okay- oh shit is my inventory full of weapons?
I think it is.
Oh wow. Yeah, it's definitely full up.
Okay so... definitely full up okay so i'm feeling like we just vendor everything right what do you guys think like all this stuff sucks it's all garbage let's just get rid of everything.
There we go. Thankfully, now we've... Oh!
I didn't do my mastery ranking.
I'm going to go do that real quick.
Yeah, let me go head back
to base and then
I'm going to make sure I mastery.
Why no bunny?
Uh,
I just... I haven't played her yet.
That's all.
Um,
to be honest, I wish I went with the normal
John Descendant
because he has a grenade
and I feel like I would like using
a grenade more than a lot of the other tools that this guy has
but i think that it also depends on what the situation is i really like his aoe and his shield
so that's why i'm sticking with it for now. Why did I come here? That's right.
I have to go talk to the hand.
Activate prime hand, Mastery Rank Up.
And... Capacity, Weapon Nodule, Slots, plus one.
Recard experience? Okay. Oh! So you can pool experience
you're playing at rage this dude's a tank yeah yeah no doubt
can you show the characters yeah i can show some of the characters. Sure.
Oh, oh, oooh!
Use the Fimboy? I'm not gonna do that.
This is the best MMO, I think, huh?
As somebody who played this game
like, I think Once Human
is better than this game. Like all things
considered, I think it's a better game even though
this games a lot different. I think Once Human
is better but you know,
I can play both of them.
So it's not like
I really have to make a decision.
You know what I mean?
So it's whatever.
So some of the other characters...
Let me go ahead and pull it up
so you guys can see it.
So we've got Descendants,
and then...
There's this guy right here.
This guy looks like he's from fucking Supernatural
or from Twilight or something like that. Then you've got her...
Wanna feel a the chill?
And then you got this guy here.
The grenadier.
Throw a grenade forward.
This guy just looks like a loser, we're gonna go to the next person.
Funny, we already have her.
And then... Ooh! have her.
And then, ooh. So you've got your traditional goth girl.
Do as I
say if you want to live? Uh-huh.
And she's toxic.
Yeah, isn't that a true?
What's this?
Oh my a little longer your mom will save you no matter what oh my god okay next viesa
okay we got a few more.
Sharon?
What's this? Jared Leto? So, what's my role?
Jared Leto.
Or arsonist.
Okay...
What do you get when you mix water and oxygen? Kyle.
With my strength, I will pull everything towards you.
Nice! final hit by enemies magnetism stations both hands the barrier blocks ranged
attacks I don't really know if I'd want to use this. This is kind of... That's kinda cool.
That's alright.
This guy does explosives? Don't build a mutation.
You exploded!
That's the dumbest thing I ever heard. So what is this?
Okay, so there's
different ways for them to put bombs on the ground.
Quartermaster. So is this like a support character?
... Supplies and support, naturally.
Okay. What about this one?
Is this his medic?
Oh, I thought this was a girl. not to get hurt. But nothing at all will
get to me.
I hate to say it,
but I feel like I played Lifeline a lot in
Apex and I feel like
usually these characters
are really good for playing solo.
Ultimate Gay.
The Death Watcher.
Huh... I actually kinda like this character, this character is pretty cool.
Yeah, this seems like probably a character that's most like what I like. Yeah it's got lifesteal and it doesn't have shield or anything like that just straight
lifesteal.
That's kind of cool.
I'm going to keep using this guy for now because I already have him, but you know
I might change it up. That mailbox is no joke!
Damn. is no joke.
Damn!
Did that crash you? Uh, no,
it just DC'd me. I think I just... weird timing, honestly.
Killed your whole PC? Yeah yeah it took me off both PCs
So yeah I don't know what the fuck that was or why it happened
Or anything like that I have no idea
But uh, IT DID! THAT'S THE WAY IT IS or anything like that. I have no idea, but it did! That's the way
it is!
Mailbox EMP?
Yeah bro, it was a pipe bomb.
It was an anthrax.
I don't even know what was in the mailbox.
You gotta change your character now? Fuck that, dude!
Did you open a spam message? Yeah, yeah. It said pleaseopen.exe. Was that bad?
Was I not supposed to put that in?
Okay so let's see here if I can log back in.
Am I having fun so far? Yeah, I'm having fun!
Right... okay, so let's log back in...
Hashtag ad having fun? No I'm not sponsored, I'm doing this for free, if you can believe that.
Only next-gen game
I liked was DFO?
Well, you gotta remember they also made Dave the
Diver, you know? People really liked that game.
I paid them. Yeah, I did actually.
Okay so
Descendant and is there
any more of this? Inventory
Mastery Rank Descendant Modules inventory mastery rank descendant modules okay I don't think I need to do
any more of these and let's go back over and do the other base or the
other areas in the base okay we'll go do this one here
equip recommended oh you know what you You're probably right. I should do that.
Let me go over and see how that happens.
Okay... um... ah fuck it. I'm not gonna worry about it right now.
Okay. Let's go this way.
Where are we at?
Oh, I should just turn around and do the
close one. Yeah fuck that.
Do you have to start over when choosing a new character?
Uh yeah I think so...
...to an extent!
Okay Target, Vulcus Kuiper storage tanks.
Okay. Let's go this way.
Alright. i did that
this is really bad research
i actually have to get headshots now you need to seize the car from the voice And if you can keep your commander occupied, it's better.
Wait is that a yellow? Jesus. I'm getting it,
I'm getting the alarm.
Materialized mechanics reactor.
That's good, right?
Okay. Jesus. I feel like I need to get better gear. I'm going to use this gun since i'm not one-shotting right now
yeah i feel like that guns only good if I'm one-shotting.
That's so good.
Holy fuck that's good! Okay, let's get this.
And now I'm getting big perps too!
We're gonna equip everything after this attack-
After this run.
Okay, let's go here...
and we'll loot this too. Might as well.
Okay... Let's go.
Oh I had to loot something?
I didn't even notice that.
Okay now where do I have to take it?
I'll take this guy here.
Here we go!
Got it!
Alright, now what? Let's go here.
Make sure I full reload and everything.
100% ready.
Dude, this laser gun is really good
by the way. This is nuts.
Oh! This is nuts.
Double 10! Alright, how about that? Oh no! that okay Where they at? This guy's got so much fucking health compared to the other ones.
Put this down?
That's SO good, man. Jesus. Alright, let's see if I can kill this guy.
Even him!
Yeah, this is a really good item. Let me see if we can snipe out the big guy.
So I think there's gonna be a big big guy I'm gonna have to fight.
No, not yet.
Oh! Look at that.
It does not even fucking matter.
Okay, let's go this way.
It's weird how some of the moms despawn and then they they just like... They turn into this weird middle ground
of hostile but not
actually hostile. It's weird.
I don't know why.
Okay, there's one more we have to do.
Let's go!
Now let's look and see if I got any better weapons.
Okay, it looks like I've got a bunch of fucking garbage.
This assault rifle is pretty good
And this scout rifle is actually pretty decent too what do you guys
think i think we should use this yeah let's use this and I'm going to uh disenchant this one.
Yeah, let's do that.
Okay and I'll go ahead and put all the stuff Okay.
And I'll go ahead and put all the stuff onto this... Okay, that's actually pretty good.
I think now with all those upgrades,
I should be able to one-tap with the gun again.
Let's find out.
Yes! Sound?
Alright. Let's get to work! All right.
Let's get to work!
Sounds good? Yeah, it does.
What's up boys? How y'all doing? sounds good yeah it does
that ability is so good Is that AoE? Yeah, adding in like
that extra toxic damage too helps out a lot.
Okay, here we go guys.
This should be the last one here.
Let's dig deep in.
Where do I'll be?
Ooh... Ooh.
I just gotta carry them, because they're garbage and i'm amazing.
Use the enemy's fuses to disable the generator that will bring the refinery
you're toxic? where they at oh do it see what happens. Arte tracking matrix operational. Descendants detected in the area of the Khyper Refinery.
Guardian unit Tara, highly suitable for security defense combat over there defense combat deployment ready damn looks like they're just standing one of their own
i was hoping the commander would show up I thought it said Nick Marks. so so
what a loser I thought I couldn't get on top of that But did it say that was Carl?
Is he dead? Yeah, looks like he's dead.
Okay.
We're gonna use the big sniper.
Where's Charon?
Where is he at?! is Oh, that's him! Holy shit. I'm gonna save the rest of my shots. Where's Karen?
There he is. Get the fuck outta here, loser!
GET OUTTA HERE BITCH!
Niiiice! Get out of here, bitch! Nice.
That was easy.
Yeah I'm gonna Yeah, I feel like this laser gun is so fucking good. So good!
Ain't no difficulty I'm on. I'm on normal because you can't
do hard mode right now. Oh, yeah. Kuiper facility. I really gotta hand it to you.
Oh yeah? How did I manage to get the slip
on Ederlik? He retreated as soon as the battle at the mining
site was over and headed toward a facility.
It looked like he'd planned to do so from
the beginning. I wondered
what he was up to, but he actually did
us a favor in the end.
I think the Ironheart excavation site is
underneath that facility a pretty hastily built
structure check multiple security devices
guarding the entrance?
Check. Commander-level Vulgus disappearing inside? You can see how it all adds up, right?
I need to assign missions to all operatives, to shut down the facility's multiple security devices.
They'll require specific procedures but...I've had experience in dismantling many of these types of devices.
Let's move! We need to get in there before the Vulgus can do anything to the excavation site.
I have to admit, not even my arcade can penetrate
the quantum area.
Okay, I gotta go do some other shit.
I'm gonna go ahead and do a review of the game,
talk a little bit about the game since I've been playing it for a bit.
Let me go back. before i do that though
uh i want to see what we've got for weapons what do we get
that could be really good that could be crazy good crazy fucking good.
We're not going to use it,
we're going to delete all of them.
But like yeah, they could be really good.
So
thoughts on the game so far um i think the game's pretty good right i mean is it the greatest game ever made i don't know about that right? But the game's pretty fun.
It's relaxing to play, etc., so like...
Where is it? So where's the equip recommended module?
Yeah okay sounds good.
Okay we got everything. Module additional settings
Mac capacity up
Should I use this so so Okay.
Sorry, I was just trying to figure out what the hell is going on.
So yeah, anyway, game's pretty good. I've enjoyed it so far. So yeah, anyway game's pretty good I've enjoyed
it so far, its a free game
It also has pay to win features
if you think that's garbage then
definitely don't play the
game. Now is the Pay2Win extreme? I don't play the game. Now, is the pay to win extreme?
I don't know enough right now
to know that. Like, I can't give an answer
to that right now but there are
things you could do to pay to win
like for example characters the ultimate characters are slightly better.
The other characters you can unlock with money. I don't know how to earn it in-game,
i'm not sure. There are also upgrade materials you can also buy on the store uh how much of
that is the case i really can't say right now because i just don't know enough about it but
we're gonna figure it out in time And so that's currently what my experience
has been with the game. Have I
enjoyed the game? That's the question,
right? That's what matters.
Have I enjoyed playing the game? I've been playing it now
for a while.
The answer to that is
yes, I have enjoyed the game.
It's been fun to play.
That's basically about it.
It's been fun. I'll play it more
probably off stream. I'll probably play it tomorrow as well, see how
far I can get. There's a lot of other games
that are coming out right and so like I've been
holy fuck I got a yellow? God damn
look at that holy Jesus
wow
So you know these Jesus. Wow.
So, you know, these games might be fun to play for a while and we'll see what happens
but Xenon Zone Zero
that comes out not tomorrow
but the day after.
Yeah,
that comes out on the 4th of
July. So yep, there
it is. So that's
not tomorrow. It's tomorrow
night? Okay, well if it's tomorrow night I'm probably just going to play
this and then I will play Xenosson Zero
the next
morning, right?
Tomorrow at 11pm. Yeah, I'm not doing that.
I'm just going to wait till the next day
realistically it was like a power world situation where
you play awhile and come back whenever dlc drops
yeah yeah i think that's probably true to an extent absolutely
but yeah i mean i've enjoyed the game so far it's been fun to play um obviously
you know it's like the first like imagine if the first day of a game like this is bad like that's
like the worst game ever right so um i'll tell you like with the beta in
this game like I didn't play this game as much as
I played once human. I kind of enjoyed Once Human more
but um, it doesn't mean the game is bad
So yeah, I would say like i don't have a
rating for like the experience that i had or if i enjoyed it or not but it was
a fun game to play i thought it wasn't entertaining for a while and i'll
probably try and play it a little bit more tomorrow
and maybe do some other stuff.
And yeah, I'll be back on...
I'll be on a little bit later tomorrow
because I have an appointment
that I need to go to
and I need to get that mattress.
So that's my plan for tomorrow.
Then whenever I get back home i'm gonna go back live and we're gonna
play this pretty much uh all day right do a little bit more of that maybe some other stuff too
i just haven't really decided yet but But yeah, that is the plan.
So thanks a lot for watching today guys.
I really appreciate it.
I'm going to be back on tomorrow as always
and when I do
I guess I'll see you then.
So yeah, thanks a lot for watching.
I really appreciate it.
We had a longer stream today
which is a good thing
and yeah
that's pretty much about it
so until next time
thank you all very much
for watching
and until next time
Peace! time peace