YourFriendKyle
🚨 FIRST GOLF ROUND OF THE YEAR (IRL STREAM)! 🚨 SUB-A-THON DAY 4! 🚨 !Merch !KontrolFreek
03-23-2026 · 3h 27m
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You guys can't hear me?
Yeah?
You hear me now?
Yeah.
You guys...
Alright, fuck it.
Finally, goddamn.
Holy shit.
Alright.
So now...
Are we good?
Fuck.
If you can't hear me,
I'm going to kill you.
It's so weird that it's still blurry like I can't
I know
But whatever
Alright boys so 472, get the predictions out if there's any boundings let me know
Uh, yeah, we're doing a breakfast walk we need to play
I'll fill that in a second.
Left side.
I
They said f so that's gonna happen if this gets too close so we got to leave us over here
It's a little funny seeing that episode.
Just rolls in.
There we go.
Oh shit, I feel like I'm not f**king able at all.
I'm sitting in that f**king chair, boys.
We outside now.
So I got this backpack if it gets easier till the light and then it has the long-ass cord with the charger
All right, so
You just do that
What a drive come on
Strunk
Need to need to have a good little round. So hey, what are the predictions and shit?
That freeze the timer button. Yeah, bro. I forgot our froze the timer. I'm streaming you guys for no fucking reason
It's yeah, there's immediate here right here. My boy Justin came out to help us a little bit today
You get to go watch the shitty ass golf. Oh my first one of them
So you're saying about
I'm just trying to put as hard as possible on this one, don't even mess with mine.
This is Castlewood Valley course.
That's a good shot.
Alright, come on Megan.
Right up there.
Got a little short shot in.
Try to get a little hard to start it out.
Why not at all?
So you know we're gonna flip in everything?
Yeah, that's right here.
good shot. Yeah, I was gonna use a fire to get a little bit more in, but now it's kind of weird,
but now we're right in the middle of the... It's gonna be good too, because here it's like the pace
of play is gonna be so fucking quick. You know, especially since you gotta start on 10, we're
just gonna be smooth sailing. Is the front or back easier? The front, the whole one is like the
longest part four, so it's kind of tough. Yeah. Like to start out on, and then whole three
read to me as the hardest hole in the course because it's the tightest you
have to tee off with like a six iron right that is not my shit but we just
left ourself in a good spot
you're staying close
oh dude I didn't roll one putt today
that's gonna be tough
oh shit what did I just do
Oh, it's not blurry anywhere.
I was on stream.
Uh, I mean, it don't, no, cause that one's delayed.
All right, I got 113 now. I don't know if this club's going to be right.
I just threw like all my clubs that I think should be in this bag in this bag.
What do you got?
About 52.
I'm going to take like a three-quarter swim.
That looks good.
That's a good shot.
That's a good shot.
Come on now.
Let's start it out soon.
Always fix your...
Always fix your diff.
only on camera right right right well baby come on baby well what did chaplain predictions that
oh this plate is so much harder than it looks it looks closer and everything over there
i think most of them are in the 80s 80 i mean i make sense there's gonna be some blow-ups for
sure but if the driver can stay in the fairway and then the coach chops a good idea
look at this course by the way dude you've never played down here no i've only played i've
I've played hill once.
Yeah bro, I'm gonna get you down here.
Whenever you want, you come down.
It's down here, it's so dope having two different courses
out of like two opposite, you know,
you have the hard ass hill course.
And then down here, it's faster.
You know, it runs out more, but like,
the greens aren't as sloped,
it's a little bit more doable.
Right.
All day I'm not gonna line up my putts.
There's one, I don't know what hole it is.
I feel like it's like 14, 15, something like that
on the hill course.
In the green, I swear it's like a 45 degree angle.
It just runs off every time.
Oh shit.
All right, Bernie, put your side up.
Here's the seat.
I didn't take any practice practice,
just needed to see how this could be done.
I don't know about that.
All right.
Hold your arm up there.
Oh my God.
They're usually the fastest, that's what I said, bro.
I got a fucking tight practice test here.
Oh my God.
It's the little uphill.
So these are the fastest things on earth.
That was scary.
All right, I'm saving it.
What's that rope in it?
Hit the ball, pussy.
Oh my God.
Holy sally ball.
That's what brief had to start it out.
Hit it with your purse.
That was insane, bro.
Oh my god.
It's alright, first putz of the day.
First putz of the day.
But I don't think I'm gonna be that good today.
That's alright.
Bro, literally, it's good layup, thank you man.
Oh my god.
But that's nice and closer birdie and fucking three-foot so we're one over through one. What's my when's your pedicure?
Hopefully soon
And now we have like a 200 yard park
That's fun
Fuck dude, we need a far there. Oh my god. I was bad
First old
That's all right, that's all right.
That second part rolled out crazy far too, so that,
I don't know, that might be a tough today.
I shouldn't have even went to the range of it.
I should have just putted it a little bit.
Right, cloak.
All right, one over, fuck.
I like how I said I'm not landing on my putts
all day on the second one.
I got worried, so I fucking lined it up.
Oh wait, I'm starting on my second.
When's the minigolf stream minigolf you know it's funny is I hate minigolf for some reason
really well I gotta bet dude when we went to Tahoe you like did minigolfing I was like
I'll pay for everybody because I was like fuck it and then we all got done and they
were like yeah that's gonna be like 45 dollars a person for like nine holes of just the
the shittiest man I've ever seen.
And I was like, what the fuck?
And I was just like,
it just put me in the worst mindset about it.
Like, it's just a scam.
I mean, you could have golfed up four times with everybody.
175.
There's seven.
Hopefully we just get close.
I can't believe I creeped up that guys.
I'm gonna have to get that back somewhere.
In high school, a bunch of people used to come down
here and fish these ponds.
Yeah
Just like little bass there's some catfish in there too shit looks hella dirty now. Yeah
Come back
I feel like a fucking, like a stiff log dude, Stripe Show, nah that wasn't a Stripe Show.
We get that 7 nice on the last hole though.
We're gonna have to get situated.
This is a castle with valley course.
I'm gonna see if I can just drive this over there.
Yeah.
Oh fuck.
Alright.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Jigra playing with the chirps? Dude, this is a fun round of golf.
If you see the conditions we play and when we're playing with the homies, there's never
like not shit talking.
Okay, so I'm going to bring it. I have no idea how far I can go.
Watch out for...
Yeah.
I can fix my board works.
Alright, I mean this is one we just got to put in here.
Yeah.
It's actually kind of a little bit out here.
We might, we might, we look, play in place, try to make it a little nicer.
Hopefully this guy hits us straight.
Yeah.
Dude the Asians here they're fucking followers
Bang oh yeah see automatic
This is a cheese
Little shot over the bunker
land it right on that little little hill
not the easiest look
how the fuck is it so wet out here?
sprinklish?
I guess, just over watering it
it's probably because it's gonna be warm today
I'm pretty sure leaving this in this bunker right here
Oh, that's so bad.
Yeah, go in.
Oh, that's rough.
That was a good shot.
Thank you, brother.
That was like a tough little spot.
Yeah.
You should have at least get bogey.
We just rolled right next to it and rolled out.
You can't get no spin out of that.
All right, see right here if I make this it makes up for that
That's not an easy put
Nobody pulled the pin
I'll just go to the right.
What's your handicap, doesn't it?
Probably somewhere around 20 years or so.
Never on that.
Just try to track this page.
It's good speed though.
Yep.
Yep.
We're gonna play bogey ball.
We gotta get some paper.
Yep.
We love two butts, yeah.
We needed a two-butt on the last hole.
We have some scorable par-fives
that will be coming up.
So we can
definitely get it back if we don't get a bird on the rest of the part of
the park so it goes I'll say it I wanted him to miss the putt Tyler
shotgun at the turn oh mindset get good shotgun at the turn will you ever
in bed actually I said mr. Heng logwood brother I think I can barely go
Riding how the fuck I'm gonna go golf let's use it. It's like a
That was weird cuz now it does feel like they're rolling how fast for that first one right that doesn't like you know
You kind of want to sling it start it out kind of where that guy's card is and sling it left
it's a dog like left.
It's fucking areas tight.
Right.
Let him go.
But what's that sound?
He's talking shit.
Mugiwets is really good at balling up here.
Bro.
He's like.
He bowed a three.
Yeah.
Tyhole and sling in the sun.
Oh this is cool, there's like no delay, huh?
I have to come to the hires, I haven't used them yet,
but I caught them just to experiment with them.
I gotta see how they feel.
I haven't even taken them to the range yet.
You two wanna sling it when I see a tyhole?
How are you even awake, Tyler?
Your sleep schedule's fucking crazy.
My Asian skin looks so good in the sun.
It's a lot of cum that just stays in my face.
Clean my balls.
Oh I do.
Where's the, oh he's gone.
Let's try to get a par.
This one where like if you have a decent tee shot, you should par.
That over that tree? Yeah, yeah, that was butter.
Striped, horses unreal. Yeah, it's very nice here. Dude, wait, you guys are gonna see some very nice holes here.
It feels so good to just be outside, dude.
I want you guys to see where this ball ended up.
So, look at this fucking hole.
You see how tight that hole is?
You just want to get it to draw a little bit left to get over this tree.
Dogs are left.
And look at where my ball ended up.
I think if God came down and placed this ball somewhere,
this is where he would place this ball.
like probably that is definitely the best driver pattern this probably just
position wise so I'm probably just fucking it up absolutely straight
when i mean mark where it's just like the moment even when i when i parked and they
brought me the cart i was like yeah the fuck's going on
this hole is fucked up because there's so many times we think you put it close
and it rips back it goes all the way to the bottom level in your buck
And if it bounces long, you're fucked too, because this whole thing, like you said, about hill, it's like sloped like that, so...
I've seen people flat on this hole and end up literally having like 60 yard chips from down there.
It's so cool.
Alright, get it close.
It'd be nice to get a birdie, but at least far.
I'm going to draw a little bit, down sound right a little.
I think that was the right test to fucking just blocked it out right.
Yeah.
Yeah, that would be good.
Why is that actually appearing?
Oh, did you think I was assing?
Hey, everybody, now, bro, I'm gonna be honest with you, though, and I'm gonna sound like
a hypocrite because I called out Riggs.
But the thing with Riggs is I've seen so much footage of him golfing over the years and
I felt a little bit uncomfortable with it.
But in golf, everybody's first instinct is to think everybody's lying.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
It's like crazy.
Like, in anything else in life, if you say, like, oh yeah, I work here, you're
never gonna be like, no, you won't.
Right.
He says oh, yeah, I drop the ball 300.
No, you don't.
It's like, okay.
I feel like it's because it's so hard
that people are like, most people are shitty at it.
So you're like, if you say you're good, they're like, no.
Like there's no way.
But it's definitely like the one sport
where it's like, all right, you have to prove that.
Yeah, for sure.
Even if somebody says they can dunk,
you're usually just gonna be like,
oh, shit, they can dunk.
And like, you're not even gonna really like double check it.
Right.
But with golf, it's just so funny.
What is this?
It bounced right. I don't know how deep it is.
Oh, right here.
At least it didn't roll down this.
It's a good shot.
It came out nice.
It's crazy how much it's rolling out after landing.
It's got like a new spin.
And with like how wet it is, it's never going to fit.
Right.
It's for par.
Yeah, it's going to be a lot of fun this day, I think.
If I play first round back, if I could just get no doubles,
I'll be happy.
Right.
When was the last time you golfed?
Oh, dude, it's been a while.
Because even before the Game of Female,
I was streaming to get everything ramped up
and the game would come out.
So we have been involved in.
And my boy that I usually golf with that does a virtual thing.
He ran a marathon yesterday for his first time ever, so he was preparing for it, so nobody would walk with him.
Yeah, that first putt fucked me up because now everything feels like it's fast and then
you know I would try to adjust it, try to put more speed on everything and now I don't
know what to do.
So damn I feel like I'm striking them all better than three over a group of three.
Yeah, I know you had.
I mean you caught some really good strikes.
You just got to get that putter going just in.
Yeah.
Did that putter go on Justin?
Yep.
Yep, yep.
You're just letting Justin putt for me?
Oh god.
But that's the thing, when I'm playing people for money,
like I always want to take them to the hill course
because they're just gonna be like what the fuck.
They're not used to it.
You know, especially...
No, the greens are nuts.
And if it's somebody, like,
I haven't been in the situation yet
where somebody was like talking shit
and I accepted them to bed,
but like, so like every time that I've played
People for big money at hill. I'm still helping them understand what's happening, right?
Right like I'll be like a this breaks crazy like this if I were to go there with somebody who
And I didn't want to help them
Yeah, like somebody who's just being a dickhead and I was like, I'm just gonna take their dough
Mm-hmm if I didn't tell them anything they would literally fucking shoot infinity up there
Bounty birdies are better 10 per. All right sounds good. Also 10 per birdie
Sounds good.
I think I'll probably get ten.
I mean I'll probably get one birdie.
I can see myself getting two birdies today.
But it looks like my driver's drawing today, so I'm gonna aim right where that card is.
Because if I'm not careful and I brought too much,
you could go out left.
So we're trying to aim it there.
If it fades, I'll still have a look.
If it draws, it should be pretty good.
So.
Just circling back.
These Asian dudes will play like three balls,
but they play fast as fuck.
So it's like all of their.
We might literally do this round in like two hours
in 45 minutes.
Yeah.
Watch no practice swings, just... boom.
And just fucking... it looks like he's giving every muscle in his body, dude.
They make golfing, like, so painful, but they always hit it...
Yeah. There's all the torque in his legs, twirling.
But they always hit it straight, dude. It's crazy.
Dude, are you gonna play a game with the helices?
You need to buy Superdollux Edition.
Who's in here? Chat, roll call.
What we got in here?
Oh, fuck.
Almost popped somebody.
I think we're good.
We've got like three chippy out, something like that.
Chats far enough.
What's up, chat?
What's up, everybody?
Baseball Dugouts in here.
That Shiazzy J-Hood Rockstar.
How many stubs do I get doing this?
Shit, I don't know.
Morse chestnut.
Biggest man.
I use the Ping G440.
I make you look horrible.
Ha ha.
We're going to have a fucking four out there, but when you're too close to the trees it
It ends up blocking you and I'll be able to get over it.
See that was too safe.
Alright.
Is it too bad?
No, it was okay. It's just, you know, I'm trying to like, trying too hard to not go out left and boys end up doing that.
Right.
But for me, like, that's my problem is, is I don't do that enough.
I'll try to get too cute and like, fit it perfect.
Right.
going out and then I'll go out and end up with like a tripler quad you know and
those are how my rounds get so bad because I'm not actually gonna get some
braids in a decent amount of bars but like for some reason I'm just a little
stupid and I always mix in like a tripler quad every round. Wait what did I
miss? Somebody gifted or something? What do you see? I think there's an activity we
have with this wait this won't go that far yeah this might be me right here
I'm gonna take off this tee box so I don't fucking assume it
oh damn dude
CJ duck gifted what did he get oh shit dropping five thank you CJ I
appreciate you man. This actually ended up really good because you know good
time over here you can meet like 160 out. This is pretty much the same amount.
We have one taking five and we can get over it here.
We need the 800, get over those trees, try to get it close. We can par here from this as a momentum.
Hey wait till you guys see the next hole. The next hole is hella nice. It's a short part three.
all the water and you guys are going to like it.
Two handsome motherfuckers. Why is the camera guy low key fine?
I need that Eiffel Tower for sure.
The Eiffel Tower? Nola.
Oh yeah, you know it's a horror, I wouldn't take that too seriously, don't fuck any of it.
Right.
Unless it's Diagos, I know I just locked one out right on this fucking dome piece.
Alright, 160's five out, we use the 8 iron to try to get over this tree, and hopefully just get on.
back a little bit
oh that jumped out of that
oh that's not gonna be a good shit dude I thought that was gonna be short but I
just thought it was gonna be on the right side of it yeah
What was that song?
God damn
I really didn't even feel like that was that pure either like I thought I caught it a little chunky
It sounded like it was
damage carried far like I don't I don't know where the pump that's
I
Like camera like camera get a celebrity shopping. I want him to putt for me all day bro. Yeah, the weather's really nice
Fuck how did that go so long, dude?
Please just be on the side
Oh, hard path at least.
We can move that off, but still I can't believe I went that long.
Alright, another one of these little chips.
We got to kind of hit the same chip that I hit last time.
I think if I landed in the fringe it'll roll down a little bit.
I gotta quit leaving myself these little shots.
Oh, but these are the ones that are- This looks tough.
Yeah.
See, don't just take a- Even a little short and then it ends up
fucking just staying in that- Yeah.
We'll just roll down.
All right.
We're going to...
I think I should use a... not a fucking...
I mean that's about as good as you can do.
Yeah. That's a good shot.
Thank you.
That feels like as good as you can do for me.
Keep that too hard, it'll just keep going.
No, that landed in a good spot.
They say good shot on anything. They better say it on that.
They say good shot. I see one.
I least one.
That is if you guys see how that was.
Yeah, I like that.
Good pipe.
Yeah, we gotta line up the ball from now on.
You can't come off the couch and kind of fucking up here.
That's a good part from where we're at.
We're in two tough spots.
Save it.
Momentum, boys! Momentum!
Momentum.
And that's the number three handicap hole, of course, too.
Let's go, boys.
And now we got a short par three we can take advantage of.
if we pour this or birdie this back on pace
oh yeah that's gonna be nice to see
it's gonna be nice for you
we got nice everything is here the stone steps a little pond down there
This isn't even the nice course here though, but Hillcourt is like the one everybody loves.
The views from that course are crazy.
Alright, so 99, it's like really a short one.
Hole in one time.
The thing I get worried about here is, it's like, it's a weird hole because you
One, I obviously put it close, but with the bunker right over it.
So if you hit it too long, obviously it goes in the bunker,
but my shit rips back usually on a hole like this.
So it's just about trying to get it to stick on my dream.
90, did I say 99?
Yeah.
Three-quarters to two.
Yeah
Yep
Keep going
Good shot dog a good shot came all the way down into it that would have been the cleanest shit
imagine on camera that would have been so nasty yeah that thing was tracking and
if you see where it's at like the angle where it comes down it all slopes down to
the hole if I just got a little bit more spit on that it could have been
fucking real real close but we can still get a birdie right now
could you imagine there's no on stream no that'd be crazy I'd have been
I mean, you'll see it. It's pretty close who's putting a bounty for a hole in one
If that happens I better get to 40,000. That's about the same. That's gotta be crazy
Sonny soap here. That's the person I've ever heard that in my life. I appreciate you
Dude people don't think I'm here until they play with me in person when they see me on video
They're like you and I also think you I feel like I hate my swing
All right, they're flying this ball up and get a birdie.
That looks like you're going to keep plugging down that part.
Yeah.
It slows down to theirs.
We're at Landedmore Earth Jackson.
The greens look cursed, I know they're fast as fuck, yeah the greens here are pretty fast
Yeah, that was a good par.
Good par, good par.
Plenty of good rolls on it now that I'm lining it up again.
Alright, so got some momentum now.
Now this is the number two handicap hole, or one handicap hole.
Long par four.
just said a good drive, it's not bad.
Damn, that was so weird.
I don't know if I pushed that put a little bit
because I played it just a hair out right
and it still ended up outside of it,
but it looked like it broke, so I don't know.
Yeah, it broke a little bit.
Right?
Mm-hmm, it was weird.
Good angles, cameraman.
He's killing it, bro.
Trying, trying.
Let's see if it'll...
Got some momentum.
In reality, if we could end this back three over, going into the front, that would be solid.
Yeah.
Because both of the par-fives are birdieable on the front.
So we gotta just limit the damage here.
It would have been nice to get the birdie on that first hole instead of a fucking one.
It's the first hole.
Yeah.
I just that's like my biggest cut if I don't care if I'm not hitting the ball
well right if my ball strike is bad it's just a bad day but when you're like
ball striking well and then you're three putting yeah it's like the worst
feeling ever dude especially right now like the chips are good everything's good
but
Yeah, yeah, I think so. I think his ball is like right next to that shot. Yeah, I know see him how quick
You guys get to see the beer belly from the sub-a-thon dude feels good to let it lose
How long was it again when you played at Hill?
I think it was actually like
Last April. Okay, so
Like almost a year now. It was probably Pierce Buck then. Yeah, it was nice
Took your shirt in at a country club. Adrian, you recognize this place, bro? Start taking thousands of Jews dollars, brother
Thousands
Thousands
Pay for the PCs everything like that. Thanks, Drew. Hey Drew. It's your funds that allow me to dress
However the fuck I want here is I can pay the premium. You know me
What driver is that I recognize the trees on the right?
What is that with driver what driver is that ping g440?
Why does car remind me of bluff so much who's bluff?
Is he like some really fucking hot dude?
watching golf and it's a costume let's go
Trent might be better than Riggs now you have to challenge him I literally
challenged Trent to a $50,000 match
like I actually did that oh wait you're talking about a different Trent you
talking about Barstool Trent I'm talking about a bucket with Trent he
golfs now on the left with weights in your ankles and GTA this is whole
All 10, 11, 12, 13, 14.
Oh, 13.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's one of those days where the misses are good.
Both strike, thank you.
WPC, I'll let you guess, 230, that's not that far, it's like a 210.
2-10 on a good day, it wins behind me.
No bloops on the golf course?
Yeah.
Yeah, bloops don't work out here.
Oh, I hope it got out of the tree lawn.
Are you overcome the fear of touching grass?
I mean, it's a fear that'll never go away in reality.
Nobody likes going outside, but sometimes you have to do.
Oh, that's...
I was about to be like what I've lost all my strength
3, 2, 1, 2, 3,
Bungie is there,
he's got 9 irons.
9 iron, hopefully we can get it next to it.
This is the only one we can find.
If we can find the number 1 and the number 3 mini-pad,
right off the gate, we're going to have it.
Come back.
That was a little bit hozzled brother.
I have a belt on.
I have a black belt.
Good blue thingy bro.
Good layout, good layout.
It's actually not a good layout because I put myself in the most fucking spot on there.
Yeah, that one was like completely just gross off and all.
That felt good.
I think it's open actually.
Yeah, it might be.
Ah, we'll see.
Gotta try to keep it low, I guess.
Don't think layup was the play there.
Yeah.
I was trying to give myself an opportunity to chip in,
but I couldn't pull it out of the way.
I don't start with that.
Oh, no.
That's kind of crazy actually.
It's actually using a terrible spot.
Just running a little bit.
Alright, give ourselves a try.
I feel like by the time we get on the back it should really dried out.
Yeah, probably.
It's hot.
I've never even got it.
Get that please.
I got that.
Oh you should have your guys switch it.
You can, you notice it drill when I'm fucking like golfing?
I can never notice what grip people are using until I like slow it down.
Using a baseball grip?
I, when I, if I haven't golfed in a long time and I come back,
like I have to do it until I feel like I'm like,
my body is timed up.
and I could go back to, if I go interlock,
I'll start like throwing my hands and shit.
I first started with interlock
and I feel like it was just fucking my pinky up.
Yeah, well, I didn't realize I had bigger hands
than like, like I have pretty big hands
and it was fucking, I had to switch to mid-sized grip.
I was using too small of a glove
and it was just like,
I could never get a comfortable grip on the thing.
And so I got to try overlapping all this work.
I'm not like lucky, luckily for me, like.
It's not gonna make that much of a difference
if I use the sawgrip, but the only problems is,
like, on that nine iron, sometimes I'll get to set up,
and it literally feels like I'm not,
my face is like wide open.
When I'm using the sawgrip, it's like the weirdest thing.
So I feel like I have to try to like maneuver it,
and then I'll get crazy like that.
I don't really shank it,
or like try to have hostile misses when I have interlock,
but my ball strike is way more inconsistent with interlock
when I haven't gone.
Yeah.
God's fucking saying it's a good start.
Good news for the chat right there.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I don't know where to put that.
They're laughing and going there
by six o'clock in the morning.
I broke a lot more leg than I thought it would be, I didn't think it was going to
Yeah
Geez nothing was that kind of snapping
Oh my god.
Oh, first double.
Damn, Kyle.
There goes those cars.
Dude, that was so hard to read.
Yeah, that first part was kind of crazy.
Yeah, I had no idea what either of those were doing.
That other one I thought it was going to be
kind of straight and it's still fucking is breaking left and it was end over end
with the line so it's just like battery
this guy's mowing in your back saying I'm gonna be honest with you like I
never use that as an excuse cuz I'd never like I'm so ADHD with everything
that there's always noise in my head dude if I can't hit a good golf shot
with noise in my background I'm a fucking bitch. I have homies that are fucking little
Jack their dick off during my backswing and then I'll jack them off while I'm backswing.
Right. Damn.
Oliver, you can actually see some of the fish there.
Oh shit. Dude, those things have to have fucking like cancer or something.
I'm not eating those fish. If I finish under, under this round five minute, I mean brother.
or was it if I finish under fucking five?
I'm sorry.
My goal that I set out yesterday was an 82.
I don't know.
I feel like I'm probably,
now I'm not really on pace for it.
I would have to get some cars,
but it's a part five.
I could burn you this easily.
This is a, not reachable, but like,
we could be down there.
We could be having a short pitch shot there.
It's kind of reachable someday.
He's one down the middle, man.
Is the 10 gifted for a birdie still on?
He's in the whole round.
Oh, fuck, I missed that, yeah, I missed it, damn.
Not that I was not trying to birdie it.
I feel like I swam way too hard on that.
I know I fucking deserve how much is a green FN
driver has been here today yeah need the putting to be pure man that's what I've noticed I've
grown up I've realized that nothing else matters if the putting the putters not on I really
really should have fucking I you know I hit some wedges and some irons before
Justin got here and I really should have just fucking putted because my
irons are never gonna be like atrocious
okay so I use on the funner I use low left-hand low that's what you're
ask it oh shit what the fuck yeah we got yeah we got this one
what the fuck how are we gonna have to put a bounty on it equal right now
Damn bro, this is the hole where you're usually like 260 out, right now we're 230 out with
the back then.
That is pretty good.
Alright.
I've done a couple of eagles on stream before.
I need another one.
some precision rings for the putter someone just
yeah this is a but the problem is the setups a little weird right now I
usually draw this seven wood I needed to fade right now two thirties a perfect
distance in the fades started out a little left just can't hit this tree
But I know me I can definitely hit that tree with this what hole are we on how far he's hit his driver
I mean on this hole right here
This is 544 and I'm 230 out on a back one and only manager 50 for an eagle come on fuck boy. Oh shit
Yeah, this is like 315. Oh shit
These bitches are crazy.
Alright, we just gotta get it to feel a little bit good.
Let's open up the stands a little bit.
Come inside and get a laugh.
Get through that.
Oh no, I was about to say I didn't see it come out at all.
Dude, I hit that on such a good line.
Alright, let's see where it is.
It didn't sound like it hit anything too solid.
That thing was kind of striped, dude.
Yeah, no, that ball was striped as fuck.
It's just the branches come out,
It didn't hit any thick branches, but regardless, it's not going to reach just because it knocks it down a little bit.
I mean, my 7 wood, that's pretty much your max distance, so...
But it didn't hit anything hard. I hope I'm right next to that bunger down there.
Oh, I think I... No, that's a good thing.
Where did that one go?
Was that it? Did it kick off enough?
No, no, there's no way because we would have heard it if it that thing had to I mean
I piped the shit out of that and it didn't hit anything hard
We should not be driving right here
Where the fuck is this ball? Oh wait. Oh wait, is that what you're doing over here?
I
Don't be happy if that was it, but I can't I don't know why I would kick out that yeah
I
Didn't hear it kick out like that. You know
That would be almost hard for it to do. Yeah. Oh shit. That's my ball. What the fuck
Dude, that sounded like the most that kicks hella for
All right, we need a birdie now then
No eagle, but I mean will you never know I guess
damn I wish that fucking just stays a little left of it 65 65 65 65 you land it
like 60 yeah we can land it on it
I
Go go
No idea I didn't think it was gonna go left either
Hey
matters.
That was kinda big. Definitely big.
Come on you fucking pussy, make this shit.
How many for Bernie, Drew?
You gonna put good roads on it? Just fucking trust it.
Someone said bear down putt.
What are we seeing, Chad?
I'm asking them what they see in the putt.
I think it has to just be...
I think it's going to be pretty fucking fast, but...
this oh yeah yeah we're gonna be going
i think they're going in or i'm gonna have a fucking
Can I give it a chance to break it?
That thing snapped, holy shit.
I think I mean I played that so far I left too and it's still snapped so
That was so unbelievably hard.
See, those are frustrating.
Obviously, I'm never really mad at a par,
but on that hole with that fucking 315 out of that drive
and we wasted it.
I need to see it.
I need to see it.
17. Who needs the Blair background? All right, so these next two holes, if we could get
pars on these, we're in good shape because this is the hole where, like, I mean, in all
honesty, this is the hole that I've had the most blow-up holes on. Because, like,
You gotta lay up, and even if you lay up in a perfect spot, you still have a weird shot unless you're in the...
There's like a...
You gotta be more right here.
There's like a creek.
Yeah.
We're gonna tail for the five iron, try to hit as well as we can along this right side.
If we're too left, it leaves us with a weird shot.
Oh wow, see this is, this to me is perfect like golf weather.
Oh yeah.
When they're shaved like this.
Yeah.
But it's warm, but you know, you're not hot.
Come on.
Let's get this.
Let's get this.
Draw.
That was pure.
I mean, was that not the exact spot I was heading to?
That was fucking good.
That was nice.
That was nice.
Jesus.
Check it out.
Hit up five iron with that every fucking time.
Five iron with the butt.
Yeah.
A few stadium selection.
You use T up in the front of the tips.
Front.
Do you think I play tips?
I don't play tips. I play one-up on my tips.
I drive by this, like every morning I have a school.
Oh, for real?
Yeah.
Oh my god, I mean this is...
I said how every spot's pretty fucked and this spot's not very fucked.
I got a score from here.
Oh, did you love it?
You wanna play? Play Girl Steeze?
Are you being sarcastic?
Is one of them the girl steeze now?
Am I just being shamed for playing?
There's no reason I should be playing from the tip shot.
Look at this shot.
Couldn't be in a better spot.
Yeah, now this is.
I'm 13, man, good, good club for me.
If you're long, does it just fall off a cliff?
No, it's not. It looks deceiving.
It's better to be long than short.
I'm gonna tell you what I honestly do every time,
and I'll probably do it again.
There's so much green,
and I'll probably land it on the right side
where I'm chipping up a hill.
I do it every time. I don't know why.
But just because I said that,
I'm gonna try to land it middle of the green
and be smart.
I'm not gonna pin her.
Oh, this little awkward thought.
That's a good shot.
What the fuck?
Short, damn.
Wow.
I really thought I hit a good one right there.
Thank you
Did I
Yeah, actually no, I think I took a
Yeah, I got mixed up I know because usually a three-quarter swing right there is for a hundred. I don't know why I did that I
That's supposed to be a full swing with that club I think
That was stupid
Because that's the same club I used for 100 out on that 4-3 year.
Yeah, but that's just what happens. Like if I haven't played in hell, I forget.
Usually I have my little clock system. I remember what clubs to use.
That felt right at first, but now that I'm thinking about it, it makes sense that that was like so short.
It kind of took an easier swing than I should have thought.
Damn.
You're 113 now.
That sucks. We wasted a good ball strike on that.
But we can still get part, baby.
Not a bad spot.
Yeah, not a bad spot.
Like I said, usually I'm always down there, no matter where I'm at, because I'll hit my five iron,
and even if I hit it good, I usually draw it over to that left side.
And then I have to go over the tree and I end up over there.
Yeah.
we've been chipping all right today too
like this is one where if we get that same chip we've been hitting we get in
that pretty good
go go go go
damn it damn it damn it
gotta sink it baby
bro slammed his PC I said bro slammed his PC I
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
That was a good pep talk.
Another bogey, fuck.
We just gotta fucking be able to take advantage of those.
We're hitting really, really good drives
and having really good spots.
And it's the approach shots that I'm messing up on,
which is usually kind of the opposite of what we do.
But it's only the front, instead of that time.
So, six over now.
So we reach our target, we've got four to play with, and we have some tough holes, so.
Next one's 18, man.
Yeah, yeah.
18's not bad, unless you hit like a, I mean, I feel like all the holes here, if you just
hit a good tee shot, the holes get less hard.
But if you hit a bad tee shot, every hole's hard as fuck.
Which should be all golf courses, but there's some places that are really open, you
know.
But right here there's OB right OB left I almost kind of want to use the fucking 3 wood
need some fucking burrys but trust me right now we've had some chances for some burrys
already for my like my ball striking and my driver and everything is so much better
day than I thought it would be but we're not scoring so it doesn't matter like
we're not I'm doing things well but just not putting together good holes every
hole I'm messing up on the one thing whether it be oh you know bad butt or
little bad chip or mitten fucking using the club it's got to be smarter take
some time dial it in yeah with how many of my driver and I trust driver
over here. Oops.
Alright, we're at 51%. I'm gonna put this backpack.
Come on, dude. We're on hole eight, or nine. We're on hole nine.
Six over three, nine is no game.
It's a double. If that was just a bogey, I wouldn't mind.
I just hate getting fucking doubles.
I'm gonna take out some of this stuff so it's like extra light for you.
Alright.
So literally it makes it so easy.
Oh fuck, after all, we could be slapping music right now.
Oh wait, no we can't. My phone's being used.
I
Don't keep strapped bro, hello chargers
So all we do
Yeah, it's basically like a laptop charger, it's a bit of a charger so fast.
And then this charger that I have is like the most heavy-duty shiz you could ever have.
So I'll just put it on.
I appreciate that.
The next shoulder is, you know, this.
Comfy? Yeah.
Oh, you needed a tighter? I thought it was going to be too tight on you.
No. It's comfy like that. There we go.
That bitch would charge it up real quick.
My boy looks like kind of like a professional cameraman with a good, good taste.
I appreciate you coming up for real.
Yeah, of course, yeah.
Especially voluntarily, just being like, you know, it makes it a lot easier to not stress
about it.
I was free today, so why not?
What did you usually pray?
Um...
You said spring break, that's why you're praying.
Yeah, but I mean, I technically would only have class Wednesday and then clinical
Friday, but it's like a whole lot of like self-study, like shit in between.
What is the goal? Are you trying to, you're just, your nursing school is it to become, like what's your, what do you eventually want to do?
Pediatric nurse.
Okay.
Alright, so right here, it's kind of a tough pull if I hit a bad drive because rides will be left as hazard.
Ideally, you want to be where that guy's car is, you know, if you saw 298-300 here, you have a very open birdie road.
That's what we kind of need right now.
It's a little tight. I'm trying to think of what my miss has been.
I feel like I've been missing left a little bit.
I'm just going to try to go over the street.
Let's see.
Yep.
Perfect drive, like that, jeez.
That isn't a good spot, God it's so unexpected for me to be this dialed with the driver and
this off with like little wedge shots and like putting which is usually my strong suits
and it's like so opposite to that.
The drivers usually, they'll get me in trouble.
They'll fucking swing, they'll go.
How many strokes, yeah, I'm fucking six over on nine.
That's them.
I've got a struggle to start with.
A lot of putts today, a lot of putts.
We're gonna make it right right here though.
I mean dude, look at where this fucking ball is.
That was straight.
Perfect line too.
Stop shaking so much I'm busy wrong the car
It's gonna say you jacked it. He's jacked it on me. I mean bro, look at this drive dog. No, that was crazy
Over that tree, I mean this is quite literally probably
The whole is 353
Try to look a bit dry.
Well, we have 53 hours, so it's exactly 3, but it feels like longer, almost.
Damn.
Alright, cool.
I mean, we just have to take advantage of this.
Look at what this fucking thing is, dude.
If I, like, come on.
There's been too many open birdies that I have left on the table.
This one, 53, come on.
Go.
Yep.
Oh my God.
Go in, go in.
Oh my God.
That would have been so tough.
Good fucking shot, man.
Thank you.
I was feeling it was a little bit behind it, that would have been just so clean.
That's pretty close, I mean bro if I missed this birdie we could just go home, I'm not
even going to lie, we could just go home.
Oh fuck.
Yeah, come on.
birdie putt here let's see it be the first birdie of the day yeah but it
would put us back on pace instead of 600 through 8 we'd be 500 through 9 yeah
Yeah.
Be nice.
I'm going to take my time with this one.
Yeah.
I don't fucking need it.
Taxi kind of a time.
Come on, then.
Then it's a big rock die.
Why the fuck doesn't it look like you're thumb breaking?
Where do you see it breaking?
I thought it was, I mean that thing all slung this way.
Yeah.
So I'm just gonna play it like if the pin was in, I'm gonna try to open it.
Yeah, I think I'm not leaving the cut, but you know, just left side.
Oh yeah, I was gonna say left edge.
You think that much?
I'm just going to trust it, bro.
Yep.
Yep.
Birdie.
Birdie golf. Birdie golf.
I mean, that was a flawless hole.
That was a nice little wedge shot, right?
That was perfect.
That's what we needed.
We needed to see a reward for actually playing well.
It's one of those rounds where I've been hitting the ball low, but I haven't been scoring
All right, so now that's the first time right yeah
But dude we've had some like it's us. We've had some good birdie looks that have gone a ways
Very old thank you, baby
But dude, I feel so good today for for how long it's been to that ball like
Like I want to do this again tomorrow
I think during the sub-a-thon we do end up doing this.
I mean, we're already on fucking time.
Yeah.
This is crazy.
Oh, my boy.
You should probably come in here if you want.
Thank you, bro.
Right on, bro. I'll see you. Let's get out, dude.
Doug.
Am I homey right there? You wrestling for a sack?
That dude gets fucked up and likes to beat the shit out of people.
That's a little funny.
What's up, chat?
chat on the show today yeah unfortunately you wanted to watch that
meat sign needs only slanging baby what is your point yet is what's up Rob Rob
you missed a little birdie just got a little birdie we're playing a shitty
ass round but but I'm not playing bad it's one of those rounds that's just
like just not scoring low but I'm striking the ball well driving the
fuck out of the ball. W10 gifted? He dropped the 10 gifted? Hey, I appreciate you. Book
it, sports! Trent, where the fuck are you? Where the fuck are you? You need to be here
with me right now. Where's Trent, bro? Fuck everything else. I don't want to talk to
nobody else. Rockstar, I appreciate the 10 gifted, baby. Trent, we need to play
a 10k trend don't talk come okay come get your ass out here you could stay with
me come I don't want to hear nothing else put the 10 bands up I keep 10 bands
on me at all times bro what the fuck we talking about trend
Where the fuck's my money? Oh my god. Where's my money?
Oh, there's my money. I keep it on me. I keep it on me Trent.
What's up that shit up bro? Are you actually down to fly out? Trent, fly out, you can stay with me, and then play a little 10k match and then you get on a stream with me bro.
Play some MLB and shit. Delay is crazy. Tell it delayed right now.
Probably got robbed by me.
For instance, sounds like, when are you free?
And when's the goat whale, bro? I'm trying to tell.
How's the golf game looking? I'm actually looking solid today.
I'm playing decent, it's just the score is not replicating it.
Strike in the ball. Well doing everything solid except putting
But I feel good. I think I could put together a solid old back
Go little jobs Wednesday. I'll send you a DM to set this up. All right for sure. You still got my number, Trent
Trim what's your handicap
Well, it's gonna be so lit
I'm doing a
I don't know how to do any of this shit.
W last hole looked good.
Keep it up.
Yeah, we birdied last hole.
We ended up five over on that back side, which is not ideal, but started out bogey-bogey-bogey
then went par par double par bogey birdie.
Like I said on his back, we're going to turn the fuck up.
finals up finals up
There's the exit. I'm gonna go get a water. Let's go.
How are we doing, Chad?
I'm not going to lie, this is the first time I've actually voluntarily watched a fall.
It's actually interesting.
Yeah, it's fun.
It's relaxing, honestly.
Why are you not shooting?
I'm just here to hold the camera.
I'm the cameraman today.
WCutChain.
Are you good at golf?
No, I'm not very good at golf.
It's also expensive, so I don't go out that much to golf.
Haven't let you play, that's up to him.
I'm not even gonna ask, I don't really care.
Just looks boring if you don't know anything about it.
Yeah, for sure, if you don't understand golf,
it can be boring,
because there's a lot of it's like walking around, but yeah.
What do you see?
just talking about someone said have them have them let you play I'm like I don't
care well that's why I was asking I was like do you want to come out and play
but the old days gets hella hard when it's fucking like usually you don't
know how the course gonna be you don't know if it's like I will let you slide
in in between these guys yeah and then you know they think you're single and
you're going yeah no I mean I was there either way whenever you want to
Come out bro, we're always here.
Want that?
I think he was here, I think.
Want that ball?
You should have hit a drive though.
Oh god.
What the fuck is a yard?
I have no idea.
You don't even know?
How old are you?
25.
Okay.
About to be 26 and April.
I can't get out on the six.
April what April 11 my dad's birthday's at 12 oh really why as humans do we feel
the need to share she like that but you don't know about that you know I mean
like what like why did I have to I know so many people I know like five
different people that have my same birthday yeah
like if you grew up in Boston it would be like oh my cousin was over in Boston the other day
yeah people just say shit like that it's like oh cool
all right let's stay hot with the driver yeah all right the goal on this back where we ended up
five over the goal I mean shit if we shoot a two over in front that's a 79 first day back that'd be
I don't think that's gonna happen though. I mean my goal I said 82 my goal is to get under my goal
so if we go
Four on four over that would be 82. Let's try to go
I want to start with a par here and I'm birdie on the par five because I'm gonna bogey that fucking
What half did you say was more difficult? I think this one? Yeah, just cuz like you'll see hole three
It's such a bitch, dude. I
A little lift.
That's fine though.
I don't know.
Maybe this is an open spot.
It's gonna be a long one.
This hole is already long.
Oh, hold on.
The old homie that I got here, he's the one that got me the membership.
Cool ass dude, he's a fucking big, thick ass Filipino dude.
He looks like like, you know, solely for monsters. Yeah, like he reminds you of solely
He's like that big like stature. Yeah, and dude
He just looks how the goofy and he is how the goofy and he's just a stick the first time I golfed with them
I golfed with them at Berlin game country home, and he shot a four-under while hammered
And I was just like what the fuck is going on dude. This guy is like the best golfer ever fucking seen
I mean lessons on my taken a couple years ago, I took probably like
10 lessons something like that
Probably I probably ignored everything that I've ever learned like now and probably not doing any of it
Well, no, he taught me a lot. It's just it's hard to when you get lessons
It's like bro. It's like getting your braces, right when you get your braces if you don't wear your retainer
It's just gonna go back to how your teeth were fucked up. That's how it is with the lessons
It's like if you don't practice and engrave that shit, you're fucked. It's a waste
It might right behind all these trees dog
It's not a good start.
What do you think I was doing?
You might have room to the left.
You have to have a little.
I'm just going to see it.
We're going to see how much air is in these trees.
I mean, there's no way I don't hit a branch if I go to the other side.
160 feet.
Get a little punch?
Yeah.
I'm going to punch a five and just see what that means.
Open up the feet trying to like, fade it on the move.
I'll get out of your way.
Doug, you get it, you get it.
Let's see you, Chad.
Okay, let's do it.
See how far it can go?
It's dark right now.
It just looks like it.
Thanks for...
You guys can still see us?
It should be fine.
Yeah.
I'm gonna try to like, hit like a punch cut with this fucking thing.
Oh my god
I mean that ain't bad
Just a little off the back
Just a little off the back
I came out like right where we wanted it to be
Yeah, it just rained out too much, the fire was too much there, but I'm never gonna be
upset about being green-sided right here.
There's no doubt they've seen me drive around this bitch and they're like, this kid's a
f***ing dumb f***.
I'm like always doing what we're not supposed to be doing.
Try golf challenges, the worst ball stream in La Troidea.
Yeah, bro, I'm sure La Troidea won't fly all the way from Toronto to come golf
when he doesn't even golf.
How we playing so far? I'm playing very well,
but we're not scoring very well, if that makes sense.
But for my first day back, we're hitting the shot if you want to hit it.
Just not, not making our putts.
When we have good one putt, like, good one putt situations, we're missing them.
When we have good two putt situations, we're pre-putting.
But we birdied the last hole, trying to stay hot.
Where did that end up?
That came through here.
Right off the back there.
It's back there.
Oh dude, that's fine.
That's crazy.
If you showed me where we were at and said that this would be...
That's not bad at all.
Go.
Earlier for like every time I was doing that it was just balancing and running and now it's sitting
That's unfortunate
Because now this play it's just gonna go straight down
All it had to do was go fucking put more
Let's slam the PCI again
Like one top bass is gonna be now all that I can do is get to this stage
I mean, we were in health in the beginning, it's not a bad company.
Thank you.
Yep.
I'm okay with it. This is number two Hain and Cap hole. I'm okay with bogeying this
and three. If we bogey those we can realistically play even on the other one.
Good try, Bob. Thanks, man. Hey, I'm gonna get another birdie-fee right here on this
part 5, though. Okay. Hey, I want you to try this orange. Bro, it's almost fire. How
How you doing?
This fucking orange, show them this motherfucking...
Bro, this fucking thing is a unit.
It is called a sumo orange.
A sumo citrus orange.
This is the best orange on planet
or if I'm telling you right now.
Watch how easy this shit goes.
That's huge.
Damn it.
Just immediately smells great.
Bro, it's just the greatest shit.
Okay, grab the earth.
Just grab that motherfucker.
How juicy is that bitch?
Damn.
Is that crazy or what?
It literally tastes like a huge cutie.
Dog, my girl put me on this?
It's just unreal.
Have you ever had an orange like this?
No.
It's all sweet.
Thank you, man.
Fuck.
Well, you sure are so good.
You have never had an orange like that.
Yeah, no, this is great.
It's like the most freshest, ripe orange you could possibly imagine.
Wow.
Damn.
That bitch squartin I don't know anything about that.
Yeah.
What do I like more rice or oranges?
I don't know bro.
Both can't live without.
I'll probably say rice man.
It's so funny because I truly do like rice as much as like
the stereotype says. Like I don't like eating meat without rice.
It's a console boy to Valley Course.
That's why I said no to the bagel. I was like, I gotta just eat my...
I wanted to fast today.
That's what you tell me, yeah?
Right? Bro.
What rice? White rice.
I hope there are non-agents that like rice as much as we like rice.
Jasmine is the beast.
Oh, you're actually asking me.
Technical.
Don't like eating meat with no hands?
What?
Pace of play. I mean dude, we just played the first the first nine in an hour and 30 minutes
Or like even less probably
Because we just got done with this
Worth her what ten holes and we finished out like ten minutes ago. It's like
Is it hot as fuck out there not it's warm. Yeah, it's it's getting there. It's not too bad or another
One more is back.
Is there Asian homie right there?
Yeah I think so.
I mean he is just not reaching that.
When I tell you that this Asian dude has been hitting the ball 110 is probably 370 out from
the green right now and he's waiting.
I mean I don't know what, and that's Bryson's in his golf bag waiting on him.
He just sheds us the fuck out real quick.
Just strikes it.
What's funny is there's literally not one golfer on earth that could reach that
from where he's at right now.
I mean that's probably 400 yards.
Oh my God he's actually doing this.
actually waiting. I'm so confused. Is he watching then? Oh, I'm at no fucking clue what he's doing.
Oh, is that another group over there? Oh, maybe.
Oh, okay. I was like, dude, what is it? Quite literally 420 out.
All right, so these trees basically I try to field goal that like heart tree right there
Mm-hmm, so try to get over that tree
I mean it doesn't even need to be a field goal field goes kind of perfect because there's a chance it gets on
Corpath and just goes all out, but if it's over that bunker, it's good if it's on the left side
It's good. We just want to be over that tree
That's the goal
So I'm gonna go over that right side if I draw it I draw it by fading I fade it
straight and straight and it's all good.
What's the temp out there?
It's probably like 75 or not.
Is it 71?
It's got to be warmer than that.
It feels a lot warmer.
It's about to get hotter.
I'm in Buffalo, New York
and it's snowing today.
That's crazy to think about.
My girl's family lives up in Washington.
Yeah. So it's like always
Super gloomy and like raining which I personally I love it. Yeah, but
But living there would just be like like I used to live in Pacifica and on nice days
It's like this, but it was mostly like fogging. Yeah, which I like the cold
But for it to always be like that like I've never seen a sunny day in Seattle before
Yeah, shit is hot
How you doing? Good.
I mean, that was sick.
That was a bullet, dude.
I don't know, the driver is so money right now.
This feels crazy.
I'm home in Seattle right now, and it's sunny.
Fuck you.
What about that?
Sunny in like 45.
How many people are in Seattle?
Man.
I'm a pile of pipe.
Me like a bible driver.
I guess.
So right now I'm 5 over 3 or 10.
I'm 6 over there 10 we had a rough start we were 3 over 3 3 and then we were
dialed and then we doubled I mean dude much into that guy but when we see how
far this drive is it's gonna be quite impressive over this car path like if
Be around this car path. It's good. We're over here
With a perfect angle in I need to eagle this shit, dude. I need to eagle this. I'm gonna have like once
We that was a crazy shot. Thank you. I'm gonna say we need to eagle it
183 out 183
We need this.
Oh, they're still on.
I like the interface that it is right now.
It shows them we're flying.
Are we doing so far? I'm playing really well, but I'm not scoring that well. I had one bad hole got a double
Started out with some three putts
three bogeys and then
Yeah, just like
You know playing playing well though, especially for the first round back like I truly feel if I came back out tomorrow
I could shoot like a low low round someone drop five you did who drop five
Rocket with the five. Oh, no rocket. You shouldn't have done that, baby
Because I'm about to get a birdie right now
Cuz I'm about to get a birdie right now the short game started good
And then the last couple of chips I've left short last time I golf before this it's been a minute. It's been
I don't know how long it's been I
Haven't obviously golf since the game came out and then when the game was
for MOB 25 I was trying to get the Sega channel up and running. I think in 2020
since in 2026 I've golfed like two times. And they've been in like February.
Like a rainbow get an eagle. I mean I'm 183 out on the par 5 if I just had a
good 7. That was beast. You smart though. If I get a good 7 I can get it like
I love this distance right here. I truly do love this distance
Pull it out first ever Albatross
Albatross is gotta be the hardest thing on there
Albatross would be alright. How much you guys giving me for an Albatross?
I just need to stay focused on a fucking birdie, dude. Fuck all this other shit
We're talking about like I haven't even fucking done anything for us to be talking about eagles right now
100 gifted it by what how about for an eagle boys are a birdie who's like what
about a birdie for an Albatross brother do you know how great an Albatross I have
two hole in ones in Albatrosses are infinitely harder than those 500 gifted
Albatross could you imagine bro
that would be so crazy I actually almost had an Albatross on Hillcourse
Three on hole two I fucking
You know because it's kind of a blind shot. I hit a three-wood that just went up there
We're like that has to be close did when we go up there
The hole is right here and it was right behind it like two inches or a tap an eagle
There's a crazy shit and you know it had come down because it was on that slope part
So it was pretty sick is right behind it
And two four that's why I'm well on my own we're on two but technically 11 we started on the back
I mean, yeah, we started on the back.
Why does this always do that?
Tell them that.
Eagle time, baby.
So an eagle would put me back at four over through 11.
That would be kind of nice.
Why am I talking about an eagle?
I need a birdie.
I need a birdie.
I'm just waiting for a birdie.
Whole two sucks, man.
I heard someone scored like a nine for some planet.
Yeah, Drew, you're trash.
Dude, I like, I know it sounds like I'm droggy
when I say how much money I've won off Drew here.
I've won so much money off Drew at this course.
one and only manager here that man has like drew in all seriousness how much
do you think you've lost to me at this at castle with two courses yeah I'm not
getting ahead myself if you par you pay to chat five dollars each pouring this
is definitely something I would end up doing for this at least five dollars
Yeah
The first time made him ever played here we played because I owed him like 500 bucks for a fantasy thing
Yeah, I was like
Leo when should I send and he was like just double it up and go I was like, okay
He ended up leaving down $1,200. So bro, it's like how does that even happen? All right boys
183 out. Let's get close for eagle
Oh
No, oh no
Hold on
You hit the car path
Oh my God, that's hilarious.
How much for an eagle?
How much for an albatross?
Yes.
Oh, you know, an eagle would be good here.
I just literally shanked that ball.
Oh my God, I felt so confident going up there.
It might have stayed in, which is crazy.
I've seen it bouncing a couple of times, at least
it's hazard, but oh my God, dude, that was so bad.
Literally could not have shanked it.
Like, that was just the most anti-climatic shank.
The fucking greatest drive ever.
It was like bouncing, was it further than this?
I think it was further than this.
See it bouncing up, up.
It's hard for it to stay in the middle.
Yeah, it's literally a cliff.
There's, it bounced like over,
it was in line with the tree.
Oh my God, it's such a failure for that.
Look at this little,
so we saw it bounce on the car path
and it's just straight down a cliff from here.
Did you find it?
I may require this again.
Right.
I was trying to save a ball.
Oh my God.
That is so funny though.
To just be set up, I knew as soon as I started talking like that I should have shut the
fuck up.
Open look.
There was nothing south about that shot.
And just to hit it how I just did anything left would have been fine
Oh my god
Let's save par
Let's save far you guys are talking crazy about Eagles. Let's just get par man
These are the ones I struggle with 64 but gotta just like run it low. I don't even know what the play is like
I don't know
Just do like a
If you play it low
Just like a daffodils like butt in the back of my feet, but yeah
I don't know let's just try it. That was so bad. Oh my god
God
This is such an awkward life
That's a really good shot holy shit damn
I
Mean that was a really good shot that's pretty good
Oh my god, I'm such a fucking pussy what I shank right as I joined dude
I I honestly felt so comfortable like I did not think that was even a possibility. Oh fuck there. She is
Dude hold on can you play that or no it's in hazard
It would just be so dumb for me to try I
Don't think so no I could have dropped further up though. It sucks. Oh good
Hey, we didn't lose a probey. That's all that matters
Yeah, I
Mean what a fucking shank though good like not even as soon as I hit the ball
It was just like yeah, you're gone. You're gone. Just drop it
There's just no excuse like it was the most open yeah, I was wide open myself yet the ring
So what's this for?
If I say part of I will say
Yeah, I ran out, wow.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
This is to not get double dude
This is to not get double
What do I feel?
Fucking perfect run
Might come a little wet
save Bogey
whoo, good fight
that's what you call it, tighten up
go give this one a battle level
alright
save Bogey, save Bogey
if you shank a ball and go into the hazard
and you save Bogey, you can't be too mad about it
but oh my gosh
That'd have been the worst fucking title of all time.
There is no worse feeling in hearing that sound.
The problem, it's not even the problem, like, like fuck that shot, that's fine.
Now, every time I have an iron, I'm gonna be thinking about that, and I'm probably gonna shank a few more.
Because I don't know what went wrong.
I'm gonna fucking line this ball up with my toe.
That was so funny.
You ever been down Foothill Road that way?
No, I was in there.
That's where my high school was at.
Was that on this guy's?
No, I was in Foothill.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
Was it late over there or what?
Was there a lot of trees?
Yeah.
I was trying to stay away from the house.
I was bad.
I was bad.
I need to take a final sub to come to the pleasure.
I wish I had a fucking foam roller.
I wonder if it's back enough.
What did you get, Jim?
Well, he said we'd be back.
Yeah, that spot, there wasn't much service in that spot, that's why.
It's a good city with treks.
We're on hole 12, we're on hole 13.
Wait, we're on hole 12.
This is my least favorite hole in the whole entire course.
This is a park?
A park floor.
But you see how tight it is and everything runs down to the right
and so like
Ideally you want to be in line with that bunker on the right, which is like super dangerous because if you're two feet right you're going
You want to land in the middle and hope it rolls down to the right?
So you have an open look to the green, but it's I've never birded this will ever
Which are and I play a G440
Yeah, I said I am playing whole 19 with Justin and of course I'd be better at
castle and it depends if I'm just playing for fun I like to play Valley just
because like there's more there's four par fives here up at Hill it's
technically more fun because it's harder but there's only two part five so
it's like makes it really harder be sure right now I'm seven over
Yeah, I'm 7 over.
It's not looking good.
But if I can bogey this hole or par this hole, then it is looking good because I'm saying
it's not looking good because I usually fucking double this hole.
This is like my least favorite hole in the fair, you know.
Actually, no, 18 at Kulipa is it?
Have you played at Kulipa?
Yeah.
18 at Kulipa?
No, not at.
The last time I played there, there was these two Asian dudes and one was like pretty old
and the older one was playing just completely barefoot with a cigarette in his pocket.
He just like walks up, drops a ball, he's like this, he just strikes it.
Oh, he's raw too?
Yeah.
Barefoot, it strikes it.
I'm literally using my 7-iron again, the hole in the club that I just f*****g shanked.
So how do I respond?
I'm using the club I just shanked on my least favorite hole.
On the hole that you can't be right on?
Yeah, yeah.
I might get asked to go back to Interlochen.
I cannot believe I should have done that.
Fiverr Overlap?
Nah.
I mean I try it at the rain sometimes just to see how it feels but it feels awkward
for me.
It's like all right now. It's all I ever do. Oh, yeah
Right now it feels all right, but I
Don't even know if I do it that much. I'm like really here. It's like I want to say it's like this
Yeah, I feel like I have to be indented. Yeah, if you're here
It's like I'm trying to think though. Hold on brother. Yeah, let me hold it
Oh wait, that's on me. Yeah, I know
Yes, yeah, that's crazy bro. It keeps my grip like loose. Yeah, how do you what group do you use?
Get over that.
Yeah, that should be fine.
Yeah, you're good.
like that you would think it's in a good spot right yeah I'm gonna have to
have like a hunt shot shotting it to the green or the tree oh there's trees over here okay
that's what I'm saying this whole market is so treacherous but no shame no
shank yep
no it was crispy it's just I was so scared to say dude there's there's like
nothing more mental involved than a shot right after you shanked the ball
castle wood valley course so I look at where we're at now
wait oh my god I'm gonna ball the way over here no way oh wait oh that's not
yeah we're chillin I mean but there's still this fat-ass right but yeah
If you go over you're going to be long.
For me to clear that, it's gonna go long.
So...
Fuck.
I don't be on oh my god just off the back I did look good that shot with like one less
club might have been might have been the move might have been the move all right but shipping
from there won't be too bad because it all funnels down. I could just kind of bump and run like a
little bit to get it to roll down, get far I think. But regardless right now we're not going to get
worse than a bump. You know this hole like I said is the treacherous one. Can we just get out of here?
Oh shit what just happened? Oh they might have let homie play through which means they'll
They'll let us play through later.
Cool.
We were on pace at a fast ass round.
I can't tell if it's flipped.
Oh yeah, let me just cut over.
That's not bad.
That's gonna run.
Come on, baby.
get it close, get it close
just keep running
What happened to the chip, dude?
I started...
How long has I so dialed in the first few holes and then I've just had such bad chips
in there?
Oh my God, dude.
What's Chad saying about that?
Someone said, just pull out your driver, man.
Oh my God, dude.
That would be worth for the car.
In the fact that like I like dumped and dragged, like.
That is just so gross.
This is going to be a slider to the left.
Oh, this is just so brutal.
If I make this.
I mean, chat watch where I'm playing this out.
I know.
I'm not gonna get wavering it.
I mean, that's a good part.
There's not much else you could do, honestly.
I mean, the best part of this is in the part I just said,
I'm not gonna get worse than a bogey.
No, I'm about to get worse than a bogey.
I didn't know I would have the worst chip that's ever been seen in America.
God damn hard!
PCI shrinkage in golf, so to say.
Literally golf.
That was just serveration, man.
I mean, this is going to, I just don't see this part going away.
I was saying that easy part either.
Huh?
I said this isn't an easy part either.
His thong is showing?
Yeah.
That's intentional though.
I will, Phil.
GG's.
GG's.
It all falls down here.
I mean dude.
How the fuck did I duck that so viciously?
What did you get on that?
I doubled.
Double?
I feel like I manifested that double.
All I did was say how I was gonna double that fucking.
Get a good drive on it, fuckin' guy.
All right, now we gotta really start ballin' then.
We gotta really start ballin'.
That's so mental to like,
double the two holes that I'm always worried about.
There's no reason to.
If I just play this as a new course,
I wouldn't be thinking of it.
I would.
So this is gonna be like 150 something.
We got a really dialed in on this back.
Kyle, what golf balls do you use?
I use the Pro Vs.
John Hooli and Willie Adonis.
What are you, half way, half way?
I think I'm a quarter black and three-quarters white
Okay, I think because I'm pretty sure my dad was half black, but he looks like he's mixed with someone else
Oh for real? Yeah.
You just never met him or what?
Well, I don't care. I'll say whatever. No, last time I saw him I was six.
I don't know I need to do one of those 23 in me or whatever you find out you're
like all Japanese I mean the lower half would make sense
That's why I don't ever have to do a 23.
Some people think I'm like Puerto Rican or something.
I mean you look like you could be.
Prove it, not on Twitch, sorry.
You'll have one kick right on.
All right.
Dude, fuck me.
Can't believe that.
Let's just have a good wall strike.
156.
A little nice.
Before you swung I swear I was almost like a watch out water boy
There's water all on the left and I feel like I always try to like consciously swing
out right to not fucking go in water. Yeah. But I wasn't even getting the worst shot ever.
I wasn't even fucking going to the time right now.
How are we getting worse as the round goes on? That's how I was expecting.
Very late. That was actually very late.
That was a very late foul out to right there.
I was trying to think of what the equivalent to like my back just like going out with me
I mean it would just be getting disconnected.
It would just feel like you saw the man from Austin's gun.
Might get a random disconnect.
I can't wait to get this shit back dialed in though.
I bet.
For a while I was like when I wasn't golfing throughout that time.
It wasn't because like I mean I was hella busy, but I also was just so burnt out for some reason. Yeah
I wasn't feeling the urge to go
Yeah, I'm just hoping so much and then now
Yourself I've been wanting to go super bad
Now it's what I'll be like practice. You know, I'll just go out and fucking stink up course
All right, let's see if we can do some a little better than we've been doing.
Chipping a putt.
Yep.
Got to get it a little high.
Pull it up.
That's a good shot. Go in.
Little laugh. Good shot though.
Did y'all meet on Grindr? No, he picked me up off the corner, actually.
Yeah.
On Mondays, Justin's always half off.
Yeah.
And it's just too good of a deal.
Yep, yep.
Most of the times, he sucks dick.
Today, he was like, I was like, can you shoot a video?
He's like, yeah, fuck yeah.
That was a good chip.
That's why he gave me the orange.
It makes my pussy smell better.
Yeah.
Exactly, that's the secret.
Last time I met him,
First time I met him, he was smoking black and white and stringing out the door to use.
It tastes horrible.
This would be a good part safe.
That thing was off right from the jump, didn't it look like it was just breaking away more
than I thought?
Or did it look like I pushed it?
No, I think it just broke a little more.
Yeah, I think it just didn't play enough.
It's the worst when you can tell right off the fucking thing that it's off.
Who is that?
What?
It's a...
Stitchy, Stitchy.
See, Wilkin misses the putt.
Okay.
Alright.
It's crazy.
My favorite thing is like I think the reason I love being like Asian with the Asian jokes
is like it feels like any other content creator like let's say it was a black dude I was playing
nobody could be like fucking like oh Jesse Jackson misses the putt like you wouldn't
feel as comfortable but with Asians they feel so comfortable you know like if it's a white
What are they gonna say? Tom Hanks, Mr. The Bud?
Well, like being agents gives people shit to like roast me. I love it.
Jack- BBL Jackie Chan
The usual suspect you're right at home here. Controller smashing. Bro, what's it say our viewership's at?
It's been stuck at 5.53 the entire time. Are we still at 5.53?
skinny g-man chile fucking up right now
let me see that Hideki vaccine I have the
we have 830 viewers right now so you
guys are all saying different that's
pretty sick it says 553 for me so what
am I sure right now I'm too under
through 18 you know
let's go appreciate you guys being in
here man appreciate you guys being in
Sorry you had to see the blow-up
Didn't know I'm gonna talk him or tell him he played ball
All right, so right now it's a shooting 82. We have to even throughout.
I can't believe I shanked that fucking...
Team who rush our eyes?
That's actually how it works.
I
Did you lose weight because they fucking hate me all right. I don't need updates now guys now. I'm gonna start feeling so fun does
Well, we're literally a we have a rush hour from to be
They get you like distance squirt. That's what grint does
See Jeff ice great
To you
How long have you been in the stream for?
I feel like you've been out for a minute.
I think since like 23, not like crazy long.
Oh, okay.
I don't know why I thought it was longer than that.
Honestly, I honestly don't remember because I started really playing the show again in
23 because I used to play like 16 and shit.
Yeah.
But.
There's just certain names you like remember.
Yeah.
I feel like I've always known your name and chat.
You know what I mean?
that's all I give anybody I mean there's not a lot of people that would be like
yo I'm done filming I'd be like yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I remember I think it
was 23 actually I remember I played you in an event in an event yeah it was to
get like there was an event you probably wasn't me no no there's a
video of it oh okay yeah it was to be it was to get like a tahtis or some
But I remember I was in a party and I was like no fucking way and I was like I had like five boys in the party
Going crazy
The ball's fucking striped.
Alright, can we get a birdie here please?
Can we get a birdie here?
Almost like that bit just popped off.
I'm so excited for baseball, dog.
Yeah.
If you guys are excited for baseball, sign up for underdog, using the code Kyle.
I gotta make some Seeky Gads, bro.
I hope these motherfuckers know.
That's what you're gonna think, what's my grit?
Uh, Kyle Munoz.
He's just my name.
Someone said Scotty Shephard.
Shepard?
Is that how you smell that?
Scotty Shepard.
Come on, dude.
It's just...
Scotty Shepard.
You're on the T-Block?
Yeah. You get really involved with those things, really.
They probably made that rule because of me.
Fucking tear these bitches up.
Back on the right side of it.
74.
I'm a Cardinals fan, absolutely nothing to be excited about.
You don't.
God damn it, I feel my back like...
Just tightening it.
Yeah, just on the right side.
Isn't that fucking the chair for so long that it's so brutal?
Back in the morning, I feel like my back will be fucked up.
Dude, I have the hardest trouble on earth. It sucks.
Hi, Jack.
You guys are so fucking lucky.
I'm, uh, Angel's fans on the same boat.
Back then, I didn't have Asian Tiger confirmed.
Literally. I'm high as fuck.
I feel bomb.
Congrats, man.
That looks like...
A little twink in the box.
74.
74, that's here.
I
Shot
The wedges besides that 17, I like to just use their own club, it's having good.
It's a fucking chipping, putting, it's not going to go good.
You learn that technique in the sweatshop, that's crazy.
See what does this become man?
That's crazy.
for the second birdy rock star in here let's see rock star in here
Ah, never mind. It's not as close. I thought it was like damn near. I mean, it's still makeable, right?
But I thought it was...
Let's see it. Let's see it. Let's see it.
Let's get a little closer.
It's far?
Yeah.
It's not reading these, right?
That was makeable, man.
Let's try that more out.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
What's happening there?
Fuck, we just hit a fucking, we just hit a...
Just a wall?
Yeah.
Oh my.
That's the problem with starting on the back though.
It's like it's cool on the back,
you're gonna fucking, they're gonna,
you're gonna get through it quick
and then you're just gonna hit the spot where
you're going on that front.
We gotta look back at us one time when we squatting down.
You're the same. Thank you earlier.
Keep this in the shade.
Who the fuck is he golfing with and why is he so tall?
What do you call that short? I'm not short.
How tall are you?
6'2".
Should I go to opening day or do you think we get spanked?
I mean, there's a good chance we win.
We get smacks free at home.
Even odds I would go regardless you can see here and judge
All right, I just need to go birdie birdie birdie birdie to end it
Easy
As we're coming up on that fucking 200 yard par 3
People a little shorter than 5 at 190
Yeah, I feel well
There's gonna be four teams opening series
I guess this son of a
Nice you're out. I'm not having a good round
I'm based should I get 84?
I'm gonna go to some giant scums. I'm sure I'm an ace fan. Oh, yeah, so I got no no, yeah
And a greater fan. Oh
Shit
Are you a warrior, Sven?
Like they left too.
Obviously I can't show it, but show what?
Is an IRL streaming at the return up?
At the game possible?
Well, that's what I was planning on doing if I go.
I'm not going if I'm not streaming.
I'm doing the sub-a-thon.
Should I do 123 this morning?
Definitely not going to shoot that.
That'd probably be me if I was playing there.
123? No, fuck me.
I wouldn't let you round.
Am I playing on the back? No, not well.
I had a better front.
When did Randall Park get here? You're gonna streak at opening day game. How many subs?
I need some bag
I feel like when you're like tired as fuck and you know
Do some shit like that it's just like so it makes me feel weird to be because I know I'm tired and then to have like a
Stimulant that makes me less tired. It just feels like I'm the fucking hallucinator something
Hey Keaton with the sub appreciate you baby. How long has take?
It's pre-order so couple weeks
Meanwhile, that was your lowest round last week
Well, I mean I've been actually playing better than the score shows. That's why I'm a little frustrated
If I was just playing like shit, it'd be different
But all my drives have been money. I've been fucking having a lot of birdie butts and just not taking my job
Someone told me you were asking if I wanted to get on the cloud last night
Yes
Yeah, cuz I'm pretty sure you've gifted 50 extra since you got on the wall. You had to I'm a six handicap
Xoriya I
Don't even know why there's that timer come in I'm literally on streams like that timer means nothing
I've been streaming so that timer is gonna be down
Shot 68 today, but I was too tired by the back of my head.
Played PGA on stream.
I have played on PGA.
I was actually solid on that game.
The answer is to why we sent.
Oh, Bryce Eldridge is not going to be on the team?
I mean, they're not even close to being done.
What if I come up here?
Fuck, you're going to get a tan.
What hole are we on?
Uh, technically, technically 15.
Damn, that's kind of quick, actually.
They might 130?
Okay, yeah, I got you, Blake.
Remind me when we get home.
Going fast as fuck, yeah.
That's country club golf, that's the one good thing about it.
That's kind of what you're paying for is the pace of play and the availability.
Castlewood.
You look 100 times more Japanese than my head, I don't find that.
I know.
Kind of rip, sex man.
That is not the word I would use to describe my physique, brother.
I am not ripped.
What's the best I've hit?
The best?
Women the best I've hit?
Like my lowest round?
I've shot a 68 at Poppy Ridge.
God damn, I've been falling.
I'm going to ask her almost, jeez.
What does Kyle smell like outdoors?
I don't know, it took you five hours.
Yeah, fuck that.
I can't do that anymore.
Wanna pay golf shirts?
Maybe.
Lost in those eyes right now.
Oh fuck.
188, god damn, dude.
I don't really get a break here.
There's hammer seven.
I hit a wall over here.
Great day.
I've gone long because six so many times here I'd rather use like a soft six but I always
hit the six in the water.
Oh it's water right off there?
All the left is all water and on the back is OB.
it's a very hard part to read, it's a long fucking 190
Did you see it come down?
Yeah, yeah, I did.
Dude, I couldn't even tell you where that came off of.
I think that was almost shanky too.
I have like a little weird thing in my back where it's like, it's not pain.
It just feels like it's like a little block as I'm trying to fucking loosen up.
little like I was gonna say twink but that just sounds like a word what is
twinking oh yeah that's it thank you really good spot to be on a part three
Oh my god.
Great spot here, Jack.
Lots of room.
I don't even know what to do here.
I don't know what could possibly go
low enough to knock with a tree,
You got through.
oh my god no that was nasty that was nasty that was nasty did that get
through like a little gap in the tree
Oh my god. That is unbelievable.
That is fucking crazy.
That doesn't even make sense that that ended up as good as it did.
Alright, let's fucking make that.
Kyle, are your grey P-rings the same as the purple ones?
Yeah.
Yeah.
No, that was dirty.
That's not right there.
Where did that even land?
It was like chapped.
Yeah.
I really knew.
Yeah, it was like chapped.
Yeah.
What did that even land?
It was like checked.
Yeah.
Yeah, it was like checked.
That was crazy.
Alright.
See the pond right here, Chuck?
Every bunch is a part, though.
I mean, like, it's like a close shot, but it's still gonna be a tough mate.
Breaking a little left.
Yeah.
How many subs did jump into the water?
A lot.
good putt that's a good that's a really good par
I did my back and started to tighten up so much, yeah that's a nice part.
Thank you.
That is crazy.
To see where I was at over there dude, that is a very low probability part.
I'm gonna put that, thank you boys.
Alright, back to back floors.
This is a long hole.
Oh, the seat feels like nice and warm.
Just warming up your tank a little bit.
Yeah, exactly.
Feel my taint hairs gristling a little bit.
What did that just say?
Oh, I thought that said steering wheel come.
Like what the fuck?
I wish I was the sea
Did you find the camera man on grinder that jokes already been made duo?
Don't that grinder video I don't even know what the title it but a better pop off because like do in all seriousness
Do you think average dudes know what grinder is I?
Guess guys
like
Cuz I want to say like I use a gate. I used a gay dating I used I used a gay dating app
Mm-hmm, I don't know if you could put gay
You know
Maybe just like a little rainbow emoji. Oh
Shit chat can somebody go on YouTube and search gay and see if videos come up. I
Will actually
It would be homophobic of them to demonetize gay
Right, right like what you're demonetizing me because I'm gay. Mm-hmm. That's
Homophobic a man-lover app. It's gotta be worded right though
Yes gay is coming up. I guess there's no way to know if they're actually getting paid for that
There's a video titled gay I
Got a phone buddy. I'm streaming on a dickhead. It's just a video titled gay. That's it. Yeah, it's all about the word
Oh, that's probably good. I used a male dating app.
It's probably good.
Everyone knows you, right?
I asked my close friends to build my team.
Male dating app is the one... yeah.
I used a male dating app to pick my battle royale team.
That seemed pretty good.
And then in the picture I could have Grindr, so they'll know exactly where they're at.
I'm sure if you title it I'm a gay little jab there won't be a problem YouTube doesn't want to be a home of public and
races there's two things Zesty always build my BRT that's actually hilarious
I'm a gay little jab it's crazy another loss for the death
What wedges you got someone asked?
High tones, take them in high tones.
Take them in high tones.
Kim Jong-un recruits gay for BRF.
I can't finish men to help build my VR team bro. It's just so funny that Adam's picture is used five subs for birdie
We gotta wait for these lovely ladies to get a move on let's try to have my back
You guys want to see this
Oh, fuck.
Dude, you cannot be more stiff than I am right now.
Don't say no turnaround.
Oh, fuck.
Get better angles on my back.
All right, chill.
angles
What's crazy is if you weren't coming in there I was gonna walk to this
I would have helped I always walk before
But it probably would have helped me stay loose on this thing
I
Love Hawks and she
Well, have you ever had metal work? Yeah. Oh my god. Yeah, that's the goat place. Oh, that's the goat place
You want me to take you to Chili's after this well to shift through
Chili's you want to go to get triple dipper? Yeah, I'm done. I'm done chat type one for trip
Actually type three for triple dippers. I don't see a three for triple dippers right now
Damn, do you see this fat fuck right here?
Look what Damon do is this fat fuck.
Dude, I've never seen somebody get so excited
about another man eating a triple dipper.
That was almost gay, Damon.
I'm not even gonna lie to you.
15 subs to hit the group in front of me.
That's woman.
I don't gotta say that, like I would do it
if it was a man, no.
You've ever seen the shit where it's like
somebody texts a random number,
acting like they're like chillies.
It's like respond, chillies, or whatever.
for an exclusive buy one get one
and type three
that's fully on gay bro
this motherfucker was a triple dipper
before you even ask the question
hey what's more gay
there's no saying triple dipper
or yesterday at home he's saying
grrr
were you in there
uh
bro was trying to explain to me
what he was trying to explain
and I guess I wasn't understanding him
and he goes
grrr
you're misunderstanding me
bro
bro growled in stream
stream. It was a funny shit. No the gayest one was by far homie that came in and said
Kyle I'm drunk with hella caves. I was like wow you just came in on a Friday night at
like 11 am I mean 11 p.m. telling me how drunk you are with hella caves. I'm so drunk.
I was like bro that looks like I thought my ex-girl was in the chat or some shit.
Oh, shit.
There we go.
Oh.
I thought you were better.
I was going to.
They're, like, close enough.
Because there was a lot of good things.
I'm drunk.
That's literally how we...
Oh, yeah, he typed it with hella ease.
Kyle, I'm drunk.
Gift 10 for a birdie.
She's the hardest hole, wait till next hole to do it.
I'm just gonna go, bro, fuck it.
Heh.
Bang.
Jesus Christ.
I don't know what to say here.
The shot was good too though.
My fucking drives have been so nuts.
I mean bro, if my drive, like when my drives are this good, this is how I shoot like low
ass rounds because usually my pudding is solid and today has been the complete opposite driver is
always what I can't take the guy yeah I mean it's tough bro it's hard to be consistent with it
I'm using yeah I use a ping g4 for you I mean every drive has been like
three to three ten today down the middle like not offline the ones that we have been offline
have been in good spots. I mean, like, it's the longest bar four in the fucking course
and we're... I mean, dude, this is insane.
That was a nice ass shot.
We're in...
I thought I'm 113 on a back pin here.
Yeah.
Well, that's just ridiculous.
What's harder, more impressive, let me see.
There's one message I was trying to read.
What's harder, more impressive, a two-one apart five or a whole one by four in Albatross?
I have two whole in ones and I feel like Albatross is really impossible.
Oh, yeah, I could get the fucking birdie on this hole, honestly.
You golf across someone should do a channel point for her better.
Yeah, they should.
What's the plan for tonight on stream?
Same shit.
MLB.
The club always sounded like the whip.
P-Police.
440?
Yeah.
Are these high-toe wedges?
Triple Dipper right now? Absolutely bro. I can't wait to do that.
All right, are we all good now?
Nose hair sticking out? There's no way. Nose hair sticking out?
You got one bro?
You feel it? Did I get it?
Yep. What the fuck? That's actually crazy I was able to get that.
It's crazy. I have a nose trimmer.
Can you moisturize your lips with my mouth for you? Yeah.
Triple Dipper.
I'm actually excited as fuck for that triple differ. That's going to be so dope.
113. See, this is that club that I left Hell of Short on 17. It's a full swing with that club.
So I'm going to do the same shit, but I'm going to take a full swing.
It should be a perfect number.
It's a back pin.
Kyle's used to taking triple at one time.
I mean, you're not wrong.
You're not using your time wisely if you're only fucking
doing one or two.
Got a multi-times.
13, 1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2.
It's a good shot.
I'm just hoping it's like close close
These what my wedgie games been stupid today try it's not close close, but
How many fucking birdie putts have I had today man?
Yeah, I was gonna say you kind of look like Josh, but you're you're more handsome like more in-shape version
Thank you. You're welcome. Appreciate that.
Challenge how many egg rolls can go up in his mouth infinite?
San your diva.
Bro, you could ask Chad I was sanding them all earlier now that my back's hurting. I'm just not trying to bend over at all.
That's gotta be my job.
All right, here we go again. He's got so many birdie butts and so little birdies.
Josh Naylor and Brian Wolfe.
I always forget that Josh Naylor is on the Seahawks.
I mean the Seahawks that married him.
He got traded, what, last year?
Yeah, he was on the Diamond Act for like, like two days.
I don't know if it's going to break or not.
My back is so tight right now.
Oh, that was a good pike.
3rd part in a row.
Plenty of easy simple golf right now.
I thought that one was going to be a 2ft line.
That was a good club.
Thank you, Ron.
Finally got the speeds down on the whole fucking 16th.
Left seat left.
Hi.
Brady bounty on this hole, boys.
I'm just saying that I, of course, just say I'm just wrong.
Okay, if you showed me where all of my drives were today,
and where all of my wet dogs were today,
I would be like, mid-seven, mid-seven.
Well, if my buddy doesn't help him, come.
I hope you attend, bet.
The Chili's got him down.
I'm so excited for the Chili's.
You watched the stream while playing ball today too.
I shot 86 on a 74.
I've never heard of a par 74.
I'm going to get a little 12 over on a solid.
Nice to meet you.
That's my uncle, Sean.
We'll see what's up.
Oh, what's going on?
That's my score.
I'm going to paste a shoe.
We started on the back.
I shot five over on the front.
the front I'm five over on the back I'm sure I'll get all right I mean no these
are both holes that could be birdie I wouldn't be surprised if I just go part
part and then through to 82 I had two doubles only one birdie it's been a
weird round dude I played really well this is what does it show how long
7th on the ending today. Yeah, probably. I would say so.
Hasn't been a lot of subs, so it'll probably end, right boys?
I've been told that it's even falling involved in your extreme training.
Alright, so we've got 10 for the off-star, 10 for the self-explanatory on this hill.
So I hit another good drive. If I pipe another drive, it'll be up by the green.
I've equaled this whole day more.
Yeah, I know myself though.
I don't even know what to do.
I don't even know what to do.
I'm about to keep it for buried.
I better go hide out this one.
Damn, blood!
Okay, it's going to be a good start.
This is the football stream of the life, being able to get it done in like 3 hours or 1.5 hours is like, yeah.
Wait, what if I don't know I can't come out?
I would, though. I got a orientation for my preceptorship tomorrow.
To be honest with you, bro, my back's probably not gonna get home.
Yeah.
But probably Wednesday.
But Garrett said he could film one Wednesday.
Don't leave your own scores.
That's me doing yard work. Can you give you a lap dance?
Imagine that was actually him.
Because he's the guy that you're talking about.
I was literally on his phone right now as you typed that.
Yeah, this is a par 4, the next one's a par 5.
Lulu?
Herb with a 10 stream streak.
Real man right there.
Appreciate you, baby.
Day equals funny? Correct.
Happy Gilmore, right?
I don't know.
I've never done that before.
I feel like I would not be able to do that.
Then at one time, I hit like a pop up to second.
Oh, for real.
Fucking skype it like off the top of the joint.
That is a pretty good point.
They do keep this place in very good shape.
There's no fucking leaves, no nothing.
Just like pure, fucking sexy things, man.
Dude, I hope as he gets cracked,
going the front of it and played all right.
We were playing, we started out bad,
got it back with a bird, some pars,
Ended up five over on the front and then five over on the back.
We got two kind of squarble holes.
It'll probably be like 82.
81, we're finished with the 81 or 82.
We're on 17 right now.
Damn, that went by fast, huh?
It went by hell fast.
It feels like we skipped holes.
If I hit a good drive, I'll be right where they are right now.
Right, where they are right now. They're like 295, 300. It's like 300 to get to the...
kind of to where that light is at right now.
If you like get in and it runs, you're not the one that you can get on.
I gotta be equal to this hole before.
Surprise how good you are, legit stick.
I'm not a stick, bro.
I have a lot of homies that are really good, though, so even if I golf well, I'll never
feel good because of how good they are.
All right, let's go.
little hook left
lets see if we can save something there
finally hit a bad drive
a little hook left, save something there, finally hit a bad drive, hopefully that one
just ran up a little bit more than that one.
I mean they probably looked to get at first but they had a quick day I hit a little hooker
so bad at the rigs, I was able to be rigged in my worst possible so I should be able to
be them on any day hopefully. Oh, where did that one end up though?
I'm gonna go up more.
I don't really see a bounce at all. I didn't see it either.
Kind of like I got lost in that sun right there, but it should be somewhere around here.
the good news about this area is like the rocks are gonna keep it from bouncing
OB
I mean, there's just no way it was this far though.
I think it was supposed to be four.
Yeah.
We're gonna get over there.
Uh, nah.
I mean, unless we missed the cable, we didn't see.
Nah, it's not over.
Oh, wait.
I see a ball on the track though.
You wanna go up here?
Yeah, I think I see one.
I should have hit a provisional. I didn't even know that.
It was close to being that bad.
I thought it was a very invisible bell.
Check.
This seems kind of short.
It's definitely not short.
It might be like in plain sight, we're not seeing it, it might be like, because normally
for a low runner like that it would just kick out like right here, why don't you whip
the cart and then I'll see if I can, all right, got it, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
Oh.
Is that you?
Nope.
Damn.
Three of them.
Oh.
Oh.
Is that you?
Nope.
Damn.
Three of them.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Is that a ball on the track? I can't really see it. Or no, is that a mark up? No, that's a mark.
It's weird though that's like, it should be, there's no where it could have like, boned
him.
Right.
I'm confused where it would be, it's not on there, it's all open over there, you can
see it there.
It could have gone, went in this hatch over here, but, could you just pull the card
out this way?
Yeah.
I'll get to where I can see, then it could have gone lost, and it's this hazard ship,
I don't even need it.
I have no idea where this is at.
I'm dropped.
Weird I knew it'd be
That's weird
oh shit yep yeah yeah
there we go
I was like dude there's no way I should get lost. Thank you man.
That's the greatest feeling on there.
You're getting ready to take the drop that yeah, I don't feel like this was lost
Oh, yeah, that was tough to find yeah, not the best spot, but all right
99 out gonna chop down on it. It's kind of buried
I didn't see it come down.
Actually, it's pretty good too.
I thought it was going to be a little blady because of how very it was.
That was a tough spot.
All right, so I mean
Fuck that
All right, so I mean we're hitting our third from over there instead of hitting our third from
That's one of my biggest pet peeves when you hit a ball where you're like, I don't think that should be gone. Yeah
I was like you couldn't see it from the other side you had to be on the one side of it
All right, you got some work to do.
Oh my God.
Bucket Sports is raiding with a party of 115.
Hey.
Tell my man I said what's up.
What's up boys? How we pulling today?
Hey, what are the locks?
What are the locks? I don't know shit about March Madness.
I need help.
Is there March Madness games today?
I don't know.
I'm not super in there.
I appreciate the raid, baby.
Trent, I'm excited to do this with you, bro.
to do this with you bro. It's gonna be fun. What's his score? This is hole 17.
Probably if I get a par it's, well now, there'll probably be an 83.
I'm uh, there's probably gonna be a little bit of puts in 11 over and you'll have a par 5 then.
I
Go holy shit, what a putt what a fucking
Fucking putt send it with a very cool
Fuckin' hot dog.
I flipped it.
That's all.
That was funny.
Oh no.
There it is.
I couldn't tell if I flipped it or not.
There's a screen's door.
But it's good enough.
Jovon, run line let's fucking go.
Oh my god bro.
I can't even imagine what I would do to Jovon on these sticks.
Jovon, come see me in MLB bro.
I seen you're in the...
I seen you're in the uh...
You're in the fucking...
No, I was in a birdie.
I was a par.
I seen uh I seen you're in the raised tournament bro you're gonna have to make
it out that first round and come fuck with me well of course Castle of Valley
all right last hole 10 over part 5
Damn, what a par, huh?
You found that ball.
You found that ball.
You make that putt off the green.
That's kind of wild, actually.
Same bed, I believe.
Lot of drama, that hole.
Thought you found the ball.
No, we did find the ball, but I fucking,
I, when I was hitting my pro shot,
we were under the tree.
We hit the top of the tree, so,
came out, hit that one,
Short of the grain made the pot
That's why I was such a big part it was the same arm. Yeah
All right, this is a birdie home. That's any with birdie finish with us 81 our goal was 82 today
Well, that's by my house
Someone said LLL that's by my house
All right.
That's all right.
Alright, so now it's three wood. I think we'll get it.
How people are saying there was an MLB the show tweet.
Saying what? That they're fucking retarded?
What was it saying, Chad?
It better say they're working on every fucking thing possible.
I think somebody said it over here.
Oh, shit.
We are aware of the...
Oh, fuck.
We are aware of the disconnects and issues being reported, our team is actively investing
in and working with them.
Some fixes have already gone out, so go down a little bit.
Thank you for your reports and your patience, because those fucking dumb fucks.
All that fuck shit.
It's not going to do anything for the game, play or nothing.
Get that more message, it's gross.
These fucking reeds are so...
You can't even like...
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my god
The whole game is this you that's what I'm saying like it's so overwhelming
Bro, if it was just serve issues and they fixed it and be like oh, let's go
Well, you know how sad it made me watching our video last night when I went to sleep
I was watching a little bit of it the VR videos and remembering like the feeling it we had while booting up that game
and just knowing like
Dude, I was just so lit
I
That shit against playful and beyond my god
What a tragic ending for real and anybody who thinks that I would really fucking for no, yeah, that's nice
How quick it was to like there's no way bro like I'm the most competitive dude on earth
Do you think I want to take a fuck ass? No, that was for sure my ball. Oh my line art
10 and 0 tonight. Bro, every run I enter on that shit, I feel like I'm gonna go 10 and
0. It's just so easy to get fucked. I had a dream about NLP21 last night, 10 drag.
Yeah, those are good times. Bro, how long should you do your triple dippers?
I think I actually had one like a week and a half ago, two weeks ago, that's where I got.
It's been recent.
Before that, like a couple months.
Yeah, for me it's been probably like six months since I got one.
Wow.
I can't fucking weight, I can't weight.
No beers, I don't drink alcohol anymore.
I am tired.
I don't maybe.
One's not so you drink?
Like anything?
Mm-hmm.
Maybe three weeks ago, I had one beer.
It was like a little bit, yeah.
Yeah, the last time I drank, I had a shot at Tequila
last in May for my aunt's birthday,
and that's the last alcohol I drank.
Before that, it was like January or some shit like that
when Coug's over at a beer.
I'm feeding over this TD, what can you do?
Oh, triple dipper.
Hey, you really are a fat fucker.
Now you're abbreviating triple dipper.
Is that the same guy that said that earlier?
Yes, that's him.
You're abbreviating triple dipper now,
which is fattest shit,
and your excitement for it is fattest buck too.
Subgolf or a drunk stream?
You guys don't want a drunk stream out of me.
You remember I used to get fucked up on streams, boys?
I swear my stomach just can't handle.
Bro, come on, fuck that all.
Something happened where my, like,
I started getting like,
I would get hell anxiety the next day,
even if I had a sip of alcohol.
It like rewired my chemistry and my fucking brain.
Once again, remember to be headlining
in Astro Factory?
Bro, that mother fucker.
I don't trust a fucking thing.
Not one thing at all.
Go drink a drink at a cafe.
I don't fuck with Cade no more, bro.
He mercied me yesterday.
I thought we were cool.
So I came in T.D., went to school.
Bro's talking about him like it's his first cousin.
Anxiety, but bro it's not even hung over like it's literally after a shot or beer
It's like it's like it poison poisons me
Now there was a while for like every time I would drink I would like immediately get depressed. Yeah, that's what that was with me
It's crazy
Hello these Asian women always are suited up so crazy
the umbrella would be nice how they're gonna lie what we got us somehow get it
up and over I'm literally going over like that Christmas tree looking one
yeah
You're going straight down the fairway.
I didn't have the hook on it, but it's fucking all the way down there.
Just have a good shot in.
How am I doing? I'm doing good. I mean, I'm not doing good, but my goal was to shoot an 82 first time golfing in a minute.
Probably going to shoot an 81 to 82 right now.
I'm in a good position to maybe get a birdie on this little four or five.
We have four parts of the road in this shit so far.
Honestly, bro, I'm just gonna, they don't want you two, I'm just gonna get this one
off their T-bombs.
It's like...
There's like nowhere else for them to move it.
I mean, this is a perfect layup though, fuck.
Yeah.
Literally like almost pin-punch.
If we got that jaw on it, it'd be interesting.
Right here, holes over there.
Okay.
Kyle, you gotta get,
we gotta get you at the internet invitational next year.
Yeah, that'd be fun.
All right, 70, we're trying to end this
on the very vertical, this close.
Let me know what you got.
go
go
there you go
there we have all the hikes
uh
there's a parking
can't park there
f**king ass
f**king ass
Oh, that was a good shot.
You couldn't say good shot, bro, if you saw that?
Fuck.
All right, about to make this birdie right now.
What's up, man? How you doing?
Good, how are you?
Good to see you.
I'm doing a little streaming right now.
Yes, sir.
Huh?
They're not seeing very good golf today, but...
That's okay.
Yeah, it's all good.
Golf is hard?
is hey if I make this birdie you got to come with me out back and give me a
Yeah, that's all right.
Where's the odds here? Five to one?
Five to one on this?
That's disrespectful.
What's up brother? How you doing?
Good. Finally back out here.
Finally back out here.
We're just streaming.
This is my back. We started on the front.
I mean, we started on the back.
All right, that sounds good.
Let's see it.
Good roll.
All right, we could've just went to 82.
That was our goal, but it could've been a lot lower, dude.
We got the front side of the start to both sides, fuck this up bad.
that was our goal but it could have been a lot lower damn front-sided and
start to both sides but it's that bad
good round man yeah so I appreciate you coming up yeah let's go get a fucking triple
let's do it
He's close by for a little, I think the other dude, that said it sets me to say I'm gonna
talk about playing a match.
He's the club champion here.
We did a match and this one I was really dolled up to the rake shit and threw my handicap
back down to it too.
We were playing a money match and I was actually whooping him on the front and
he did some cheat and shit there.
And I was just like, basically there's the OB on the left side
and they have a white paint.
So on the white paint, if you're beyond that, you're OB.
You're, oh shit, this guy's.
But if you're left in the white, you're an OB.
If you're on the right side of it, but you can't hit,
you can't move your ball,
you gotta free drop because you have to take an unplayable
because you're literally next to Obie, right?
Whatever you're at is protecting Obie.
He said you get a free drop and dropped it over
in the good-ass spot and then fucking saved Birdie to get.
Like we both birdied that hole and we were playing match play
so it like pushed the front bet to where we ended up
in a situation where he ended up winning money on the back
because of that bet.
Whereas if that didn't happen and he just took
a normal drop out of $200 just on that front
and we were going to do assault until he's never gone.
So, anytime he ever asked to play, I even like, no.
Literally.
You want to see the whip or what?
No, no, no license plate.
Can they see it?
It's the whip for you guys always asking.
Round over, yeah, shot at 82.
kind of slapped it around, but it's all good.
We'll be back in better on Wednesday.
All right, where is the chilies?
I think last time I went to Chili's here, it was...
I've been the last time I went to Chili's.
I've only been in a Chili's one time in my life.
And it was during a sub-ethon.
Where's my keys at?
Bro, that shit's gonna be so good though.
Oh my God, I can't wait.
Let me just put shit away.
Club chain parking spot.
I'll park wherever I want over here because they're actually getting tripled over here.
Bro, you think I fucking talk about this shit?
You really think I just talk?
I'm about this shit, dawg.
Of course I'm getting a tripled over here.
Bro, sign up for the rewards at Shelsie.
You get free chips and salsa anytime you go.
That's great.
What?
Damn, I felt like I played hella good today actually.
There's a good shot, huh?
Damn, that should have been the 70s round, bro.
That should have been...
We won Wednesday. Oh no, they're air-raiding hill right now.
The greens are punched.
That was a fast run.
Oh
What chargers
Fuck
It's a charger and do this shit so close this is just that 80% now
Yeah, and it's gonna be there for a minute
Bring this over
I'll be right back, champ.
I'll make sure that...
Thank you.
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