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Welcome to the jungle, XQC-L.
Try hard, Seven.
Yeah, yeah, I think, yeah, I mean, of course it's quite fake, but, yeah, I feel like it's kind of sad that, like,
if I roll up and I'll function, it's like, just because you share that, people won't do it.
You should do it because it's so expensive.
No, I mean...
Good morning, Mr. XQC.
I'm permanently enjoying my stay.
Oh, good, good, but I didn't see it.
I can't wait for Jean-Paul tomorrow. Excusy. I was here recently things have not been the low
excuse you've lived your life in this city made a home here but the dream of the city had turned
to dust the economy collapsed the streets of Los Santos turned to chaos order had failed and yet
life went on, fear became routine, violence, the new normal, safety has become a privilege.
So you did whatever you had to do to make sure you could survive in a mental health
or a sling.
Burger shit.
Check.
Should I put it in up chat?
Yes, yes.
Back in the days, okay, everybody was poor and the people that made, that had money or
people that worked at burger shit back in my days.
If you work at burger shit and you had the good shift, you're working bank.
I mean, nobody had money in the British Envoy's stand and dootspeed.
The people commanded action, and city hall listened.
The government was too weak to save the city, so they turned to...
NEST.
NEST has years of experience re-establishing order in areas devastated by instability,
with a proven record of success.
After partnering with the government, Nest made a promise to work tirelessly to make Los Santos a city for its people once more.
And so, the reconstruction began. Thanks to Nest, a new Los Santos was born.
A city where you can afford what you want, live where you want, and do what you want.
What is that, some Tommy shit?
A city built for you. Welcome to the future.
This public service announcement is brought to you by NASA.
So, what did you think?
Exactly this plan.
Interesting.
And then who was that? Yeah, who was that?
To whom characters it says this is like fucking Marty shanks from fucking Publix ever
Which I think like like, you know, I mean
Anyway, you wait you guys don't remember that it's Rami, so it's Rami in the trunk
Interesting.
Jha has not worked out with the rules or whatnot that...
I guess he can't fight. He can do all that.
I'm just saying, I'm just saying...
I'm just saying, imagine if the guy was in KO whatever, and then you walk out like that.
Do you lose?
Ted, do you lose?
So, I mean, what are we doing here, man?
Buy clankers?
Four clankers.
Very cool.
um a
From body to becoming the bot that acts interesting. Okay, um
Tell me what they say anything you think?
sup baby xqcl
Any plans from you gta rp, but I didn't think it was gonna be that much. It was pretty close
So I'm watching close
What the fuck?
He sure ain't in a lot of energy like two hours ago but it shats off a lot of bots.
Good morning, ex-QC.
Can I get a welcome to the jungle?
No?
Okay.
Fuck you then.
You?
Arar?
You?
Arar?
You?
Yep, I mean a chat it's sad I predicted this chat
I complained I complained about about people that were having their slots in chat
I'm just this and people people listened and they made it happen. I mean, I'm not kidding
Wow, no, no, it is issue
I'm the first one to have said that there were they were bots and
Employees in chat for one of them shit grass and people listened and it acted me is not that shut the fuck up
Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!
Oh my god, holy fuck. Oh my god. Oh my, what the fuck. What the fuck.
I'll be slater, Link.
Mr. Beast, what's your name?
Listen, dude.
I'm not here to bash the guy, okay?
Do I think he's ingenious with some of the stuff he does? Of course.
But a lot of other people need it at arm.
Do I feel like that I was done dirty and X was done dirty and that whole thing?
Yeah, of course.
But, it's in the past, I'm not sure if he's not a good shit, and I can't critique someone
that actually does goodness to the world, whether it's for a camera or not for a camera.
That's not my business.
At least he's doing that, right?
So I can never ever say, oh fuck him, he's weird as fuck, piece of shit, because he is
helping to do that.
Yes, he might be personal selfish, greed, need, whatever fuck, but at least he's helping
somebody or people.
My whole biggest thing was
Any con notes, XQCL
I just wanted this shit to be a pretty good cause and I want to tell you guys right now
I would love to run something back with charity if Whippies and X, if one of the fuck else
wants to
Let's do, let's go get back to the people that are in need in America
I'm not saying that all these other countries don't need anything
But like, America has a lot of issues
Let's go figure out a way to like, what do we raise?
How much does Whippies and water?
Chad, Chad, I don't think the province of America is able to charity the suit
That isn't a problem though.
So the problem is that America's problems are like charity solvable problems.
Most of them anyway.
Well I'm just saying, I'm just saying.
There are problems that are structural systems that are failing by design.
I think that's like a problem.
Happy birthday to you.
That's something you vote for, you know what I mean?
Look behind you
When a real guy's going to realize that noon is a city up that guy's a but holy shit fuck a chat
Some GTA chaos not today before our pee
So your hairline is going back on the public version when it comes out in um, yes
question mark amount of years
Yep, yep, you can be there
Yeah, you can have a golden patch that's in the pixel orange
You're gonna love her pizza
Bro here's going insane and he's counting to 100,000
Jack this is probably one of the least bad bugs
Love her pizza
65 anyway
All right chat, what else um what is that?
The rulebook um uh-oh
So, what is that? Class A bug? Class A band? Class C. Jesus. I mean, I don't even know
how that works. Stay in character. Role play through restarts. Licensed music. Metagaming.
But oh Felix. How is your day?
Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna give me like a puzzle to police. Let's be honest
People just people just made a game all the time and it's gonna it's gonna rabbit it as I'm gonna do about it
Thinking Alexis Purcell could do numbers for you if you haven't found her yeah, I'm excited. Yeah, my I'm having trouble launching the game
Oh, good. Why it's been my whole day troubleshooting that that's good
That's good. Well, I worked earlier once you said that I was like, I gotta try
Like when it launches you just closes?
Yep, done
So what is that?
No, it's stuck in that like, you know how DVD loads?
Yeah
Um, yeah
Mm-hmm
I wish I could use your mind
I'm working on it
A D4, can I ask you to do something real quick?
Yeah, bro
Go to Richard Hawthorne
That's me
Hover over him, like at the bottom, middle?
Bottom, middle or...
Like over him at the bottom, like his selection picture at the bottom right
right yeah and then switch over to the right woman and then just keep going back
and forth oh I did with her hair bang bang but no it's not her hair you might
have failed 2026 is almost the one that's still has the minecraft record
away no I think it's chill after six comes out no things are not gonna chill out
Because I'm gonna be streaming that but first what I'm going to be doing
first and foremost is
I'm gonna do what we're gonna call the final mission
I'm gonna do one final last playthrough of GTA 5 and
I don't think we're gonna live stream it
I think we're just gonna I think we're gonna record it because I've been a pretty good guests
All kinds of different guests whoever I can get big shots small shots huge shots
whatever celebrities not celebrities pro athletes whatever I can get I'm gonna
bring on strong and and then we're gonna chop it up as we play the game I'm
gonna get solo on I'm gonna get Steven on he's gonna come on yeah that's right
Steven's gonna come on he's gonna make an appearance Steven awesome and you know
No, we'll talk about what's going on.
Any characters tonight today, bro?
Trevor?
Yeah, so, uh...
Trevor was a wild shit.
Um, maybe I got clean by doing whatever.
Maybe those holes are for my breasts?
No, they're not.
Come on.
Not like a...
No.
Yeah, he didn't play the game because he reads a book or something like that.
He said he reads a book.
I don't know what he was saying.
Even in Okonama, three Mopics, like me, Greco, Tyler, Raj, Patel, and all the other tough guys,
It's a little guppy gene pool, you know.
What?
I don't need you to get it.
Did you?
Did you spray it?
That's what happens.
Did you spray it for that?
Ah!
That's what happens.
One second.
Dude, what the?
It's there.
It's okay, sir.
Oh, it's nice to see you, by the way.
Shout, shout.
How?
Did you explain it?
Did you explain it?
How was the air agonization, all of this?
Like how can civilians go so close to a plane crash?
How is this not like locked air typing?
It's labor day.
There shouldn't be any labor day for tragic events
and agencies that deal with massive problems.
Like if a plane crashes.
Oh, dude, can't investigate this because we're on break.
What a joke, what a joke.
You get, they call you, you go straight to work.
What?
Let's take a picture of those.
Twins, kill them.
Kill them, you're a twint.
I'm a twint.
You can stop it.
Come, Cam.
Stop because it's everyday, it's because of what then?
Do not turn it to me.
Yo, what the hell?
We can touch the trash plane.
Go and do it.
Alright, get a bit of it.
No, take it.
I mean, that changes the kids entirely.
Yeah, it's not, it might not be a big part of a, of a, of a certain, uh, uh, a big case
or whatever, right? But how can you say that the crime scene was, uh, wasn't, um, was intact
if the people were able to touch the evidence like civilians were able to interact with the
evidence, uh, uh, uh, at play? Well, I mean, it is a probable crime scene. Yeah. I mean, you don't
know. You don't know that. You don't know that. If, if, if let's say it was a, okay, if it, let's
Let's say, let's say if there's something involved that they don't know about, right?
How do you know it's not a crime scene yet?
Uh-huh. Left and right.
Well, when I was playing this war game, I was playing on the walkie-talkie.
We're humans.
Humans have emotions.
It's an investigation.
I know these nerve signals, that's what's called emotions.
Emotions are nerve signals that we send to our brain.
Yeah, that's true.
Emotions is a nerve signal?
Emotions, when we have emotions, there's nerve signals that get sent to our brain.
of these emotions that we make these emotions like
i'm sad it's because it's it's not nerve signals
signals no the fuck is he talking about nerve signals it's not nerve anything
then when it's nerve it's like what you feel in the body
our brain is full of neurons it doesn't still in this for sure
it's what is he talking about it's we've got out of signals
new laws nerves same thing we have nerve signals inside of our brain jason
the wing is atoms in our brain world everything is atoms everything in
in his world as atoms. You're Adam. We don't actually feel pain. That's just atoms. That's
just disrupting the, we don't feel pain. I feel pain every day. Theoretically, we don't
feel everything. Theoretically, we don't feel pain. Pain is this, we say clutch, it's a
nerve-finding pain. It's a record. Stop stalling and starting finding these problems.
Yeah, Jack. Speed is right, Jack. It's a good, good, good, Jack. It's wise and honest,
and something is so, something can break your heart and you can, you can, you can not feel
Yeah, yeah, it's actually one of the most important thing
Rejection rejection
As you develop to be very very social over right
All those pains and what up it is a signal for you to stay with the group so you wouldn't die
It's a survival mechanism this this part of our body needs to get touched up
If you didn't feel bad for being rejected right is he talking about maybe a problem
Because then you'd be out here for the groupie the other took in and you'd go to the other than dying
Everything in his world is animals. We're all made of animals
What's the matter
You know what a matter daddy is what you like it even though you think I'm a savior like oh, what's the matter daddy, huh?
Okay, cool.
I'm going to jump that way.
Ah.
Is that a jump?
Yeah.
You see?
You jump that way?
You see?
You jump that way.
And then we show it to you.
I think we show it to right now.
I'm going to add them in the form.
You know, you know signals.
He doesn't still feel you.
Well, I mean, then he did have signals.
Yeah.
I mean, he was right.
I don't know what this is.
Er, er, er, er.
Can we?
I guess this is like being on content brain,
I guess.
I don't know.
Make that jump?
Hey, we can't make that.
The roof, the roof underneath you.
The big roof.
To the left?
Yeah.
Okay.
To the window!
Oh.
But look, there's a loot right there.
Oh!
Oh!
AHHHHHHH!
Chahal, they so anew, but...
Man, fuck you! Fuck you, Mr. Chahal!
You're really about to kill that guy!
That fucking nerd grenade.
That's great.
I haven't used this, as you.
When I'm learning the most certified out of the Lord.
The only chat...
I'm the only out of the Lord because I'm the only one who played the game with no information from the internet.
because I really made the blueprint.
Alex Sight, are you for GTA 6?
Stop reaching and play a game we don't care about,
these dutch, fuck you.
Hi.
Happy 33.
Yo, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna,
I'm gonna flip it.
Fuck, what's going on, man?
Alex Sight, are you for GTA 6?
I feel nothing inside.
Really?
I'm not a gamer.
Really?
Yeah.
So they're all?
I've never played video games.
Have you played GTA 5 at all?
No.
No.
So I feel absolutely nothing.
Like someone said yesterday at one point, you should play GTA V.
He said, why?
They said, they're so great.
And I said, well, one day you should read Dostoyevsky's crime and punishment.
And he went completely blank.
Shut the fuck up.
Do you know who Dostoyevsky, Theodore Dostoyevsky is?
So there you go.
Shut the fuck up.
Why don't you read that?
Are you excited about that book coming out?
No, fuck them both.
So is there like some fan event or whatever?
I mean, I don't get it.
Why did you shoot out of the game while signing things about it?
It's kind of dumb, no?
I mean, it's kind of weird.
We'll look into it now you mentioned it.
See, it's the same thing.
What?
That's true.
Books are my thing.
This has been wonderful.
Thanks.
Bye.
How excited are you for GTA 6?
I feel nothing inside.
Really?
Not sure how in the game we'll get in,
but I'm excited about what he's doing then.
But he's in character.
But if you're in character, and then you speak about an
experience that you had in real life, I don't know.
I'm not a gamer.
Really?
Yeah.
So they're all?
Absolutely.
I've never played a video game.
Have you played GTA V at all?
No.
No?
So I feel absolutely nothing.
Like someone said yesterday at one point you should play GTA V.
I said why?
I said, this is so great.
And I said, well one day you should read Dostoyevsky's crime and punishment.
And he went completely blank.
Set the fuck up.
Do you know who Dostoyevsky, Fyodor Dostoyevsky is?
So there you go.
Set the fuck up.
Why don't you read that?
Are you excited about that book coming out?
No, fuck that book.
Interesting, I guess, who knows?
I don't really get it.
Classic.
Actually, that's not my name.
But, I'm not the meaning of it.
I've always kind of...
Anyway, we're not dealing with names today.
You can tell me, or not tell me yours, or a fake one is fine.
If I need to talk to you, I'd prefer something other than, hey, you.
Either way, you all come highly recommended. So thank you first order of business. We have a long drive ahead of us
I have a cooler of water in the car some soft drinks. I don't drink coffee
But there is a diner on the corner also a bathroom in there in case we need to go before
We go second order money
Just to be clear that the agreed-upon fee of $500 per man is
is...
So this guy did a really good job at making a character.
Fucking absolutely to hate.
I hated this guy, and I was like,
you know what, I actually love that this guy
did a good job at making a ha...
Yeah, agreed upon it.
If that's acceptable.
Yeah, I have a thought.
Yeah, yeah.
How about you give me and Man Mountain 750 each
and send Uncle Fester there home?
He's not carrying a gun.
He's useless.
Is that true? You didn't bring a gun?
I didn't think I'd need one.
It's a protection job.
It's basically common sense that you need a gun
to protect your employer.
I mean, duh.
Good way.
He's just a third wheel without a piece.
I'll tell you what.
If I need a gun, I'll use one of his.
Really? One of my guns?
Any picture of that happening exactly?
Well, I guess I'm gonna take it from you.
That is just special.
Huh? Take?
How are you gonna take one of my guns?
Come on, Billy Jackoff.
Jack off take my gun from me we see it yeah I'll make it easy for you yeah the
green screen in the back is very bad it you can make it not so easy sure thing
or whatever the bucket is at the back like it's just looks like a one-gauge
Maybe just the camera or whatever.
Ha ha ha ha!
Man, that's impressive.
So many guns.
I don't know which one to use.
How about you?
You want one?
All right.
Yeah.
let's go but we need three guys no yeah that's Pimentel let's go
yeah is that not the end of this episode of Pimentel
he'll be fine and now that I'm doing the job alone I get the full 1500 not
this is not a location shooting it's not that I mean it look at look at the
This is not a Logan shoot at all.
It ain't no way.
Take.
I think it doesn't look like it.
Take.
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Hey, hey, hey, hey, LCC.
By the way, I've been watching for 75 years and basically last night I went to get ice
cream and all of a sudden something happens to me that I think is incredible.
Now hold on, give me a minute because I need to explain real quick.
I was basically walking down the street and I don't give a shit.
I don't care.
I can't be fucked with any of this shit.
Where's both of you, man?
I'm just gonna, I love the chat input.
Ch-ch-ch-chabeebo, the-the-the internet, the internet.
I-I went off-stream, I slugged him.
Bang, bang, bang!
Uh, and I'll afford it.
Holy fucking jugga-chatter.
I mean, you know, like,
World's Right to Minecraft!
16 minutes, 46!
BONG!
Hey man, dog died, fish died, cat died,
mom died, a train derailed,
plane crashed, building eviction.
Fuck!
Okay, dude!
Motherfucker!
Man, dude!
I mean, yeah, I mean...
So what is that?
While on patrol in Pompano Beach, Florida, a deputy spotted rapper Kodak Black's pink
Jeep Grand Cherokee stopped in the road and blocking traffic.
The Jeep took off and the deputy followed attempting to pull Kodak over.
Kodak eventually stopped and got out to speak with the deputy who immediately recognized
the rapper.
The deputy noticed Kodak was wearing the same Tony Asperge jersey.
Later that day Kodak posted on Instagram wearing the same jersey, turning this photo into evidence
linking Kodak to the crime scene.
You good? Hey, if I'm behind you, you gotta pull over.
Hey boss, just pull up on the side right there.
Then a minivan pulled up and two armed men got out claiming they were Kodak security.
I thought you were going to the waterfront for the purpose of me.
Fool. Fool.
I think I'm hungry.
I don't think that with me, boss. No, stay right there. You good. Stay.
Back up, bro. I'm on the traffic stop right now. I'm on the traffic stop right now. Go
back to your car. All right. Appreciate you. Hey, y'all just holding up traffic.
In the middle of the traffic stop, Kodak suddenly takes off.
Vehicle choose to throw balls from the truck itself.
It's a piece of armor on the hand.
It's a peak, jeep.
It's Kodak occupied three times.
Here's the kiddie, we'll go here on the side.
That guy just hopped out of the car.
All right, hold on.
Take down the thing.
All right.
Five minutes later, they've claimed the car.
Jeff, I don't think he's finished anything.
I'm not going to give too much to it.
But Kodak is nowhere to be found.
Instead, another man named Terence exits the driver's
car.
I'm not giving too much slack because if they know what
the vehicle is and who the person is,
they can easily deliver at a lower risk.
It is what it is.
He claims he's just washing the car.
Or you want to wash the car?
Wash the car.
OK.
Come over here.
He's called me over here.
Get it pulled over all these people.
I'll get it pulled over right here.
Yeah, a canine unit searched the Jeep
and found 16 grams of oxycodone,
a little weed, $26,000 in cash,
some high end sniper game jewelry,
and keys to a Rolls Royce in Bentley.
It was already shit.
All right.
So I throw it back.
I don't give a f***ing reason.
You see that?
It's not a camera.
It's on.
It's on.
It's on.
It's on.
But with no direct evidence
tying Kodak to the drugs,
a warrant was issued for fleeing
and eluding law enforcement and resisting an officer.
Three months later, Kodak turns himself.
Wait, he's the one driving the car.
That, I mean, Jack, isn't it by law?
Ben.
Wait, somebody has, it has some of these.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Okay, look.
That's not gonna work, I can't take him down there.
Oh, okay.
We have no proof, we have no proof.
He's driving the car, he's driving the car.
He's within his responsibility.
They would all catch it.
Okay, I don't know that for a while.
It's for normal hurts.
Can we hand him a hand?
No, I don't know that.
Okay.
Where is it?
Okay.
I don't know that for a while.
He's telling me.
Excuse me.
What's up, honey?
Wow, you got a set.
Yeah, you ready?
Yeah.
All right.
Faster we get you there, faster we get the north.
Okay.
Ready?
Oh, yeah.
I need some chills.
Are you swept down?
Yeah?
Going to demolition.
Going to demo? How's it going?
Yeah, we can't do it.
We've gone down, where do we go?
We can go down with you.
What?
We can go down.
Huh?
I said, well, I'm gonna go down with you.
You know, it's gonna be a couple hours.
I know.
Put it in the stomach later.
Sorry, I was losing my thing.
I shouldn't say that long. Yeah, I'm gonna get them and the people in rest there after.
That's on them.
Ready for?
Yeah.
Ready for?
Huh?
Oh.
What is it?
No.
Just say let him talk to anybody.
Oh.
What the fuck?
It's the amazing brain now.
No.
Stephanie Hobbs is gonna pass you down real quick.
I don't know. So I go back or else? Yeah.
No phone? No. Okay.
Do you want to take that chain with you or do you want to leave it? The one on your ankle?
You want to leave the bay? You want to go all the way to the rain?
Yeah, so you're not the site that will get you stuck there.
Welcome in there.
Uh-uh.
I'm in the staff.
I'm in the staff.
Yeah.
I'm in the staff.
Thank you.
Is that all with you?
Yeah.
There's one down.
Jack!
What the fuck am I watching?
Good.
Aye, sir.
Aye, sir.
a few minutes, we're going to finish the confirmation and then we'll be on the way down. Okay, so
as you know, told them, so we ain't got to take a long time, you know, we got pulled. You've been
doing this for over 30 years. I can't tell anybody anything. They've been waiting for three days.
So as you know, the lawyer was supposed to be doing, you know what? So I'm not going to call down
there and say anything. I'm just going to do it. Right. So and listen, all I can say is, hey, we're
bringing somebody into what they decided to do is on that. I can't speak to them. Don't speak that
more about.
Do you understand low risk, not to say something down, but three months, three months for a
fleeting and looting, right, uh, I think getting out of the car and all that seems pretty insane.
I mean, I would, I would expect them to deliver that within two days at most.
I would expect the police to do it within the hour, right, or within the day at least.
Like three, three months.
Uh-oh.
That's on the jail.
Remember once he's taken from our hands up the jail, that's all you can call a
call. I'll call like I'm nowhere in town. I can't get to what they say. I don't want
any promises because there's nothing I can do. There's a bus pulled in in front of us.
Right. The bus don't need that pull. He's going to pull in. He's going to go in from
out. All right. That's all I'm saying. I know you got pulls been doing over 30 years.
Go to hell, I'm praying now.
Yes, yes, yes.
That's out of me faster.
OK.
He got the ass on him.
He doesn't have anything else.
He's got to have a switch.
He was charged with fleeing and eluding law enforcement
and obstruction resisting an officer without violence.
Kodak's lawyer argued that the deputy never
activated his lights or sirens, and no one
used an intercom to order Kodak to stop.
The resisting charge was eventually
dropped while the felony fleeing charge is still
active in a waiting trial.
His bond was set at $3,500 and he was ordered to not carry any firearms.
He left jail with a blanket over his head to avoid reports.
But he acknowledged the car by getting out of the car and engaging in a dialogue, which
then he was then instructed, or at least he was, it would be obvious to know you've been
being pulled or there's others that had some form of assumption, like what?
Then a few months later, a letter pleading for mercy was filed with the court.
It was from a local church saying that Kodak had donated over $150,000 to help keep roots over people's heads, saying, quote,
What an act of kindness. We need more people like this. His next court day will be on September 8th.
I
Show show the floor floor the floor the cops to do
Hey, what?
It's what right?
behind the whole creation of the song
I don't know
Just made a vision.
Yeah.
She said, I just processed the real.
Well, chat, chat, chat.
Ha ha ha ha.
Chat, you want me to play it?
You know what I mean?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You see?
Ha ha ha ha.
I don't know what.
Just work that run.
Ha ha ha.
Your reaction to the song.
shit I don't want to know just made it big
shit holy shit that's actually inside of it
okay that's not on Twitter but I need to watch it
Okay.
What?
Is it a trap?
Is it a trail?
Can I say it right?
Okay.
Is it a mine?
Okay, I'm not going to watch it.
Why doesn't it have actual license plates yet?
Okay, I'll watch it later.
What?
Uh, disparage of the fans that, uh, that she engaged in an active gruesome murder, and
then also, uh, tried to self-form in the process.
Jack, Jack, Jack, I was looking at a clip, they, they, Jack, of her son's, uh, a suit,
and you know what I'm saying, Jack?
Jack, I remember you did well.
Jack, I remember you did, uh, the bitter call, Saul, when he goes and bites all the random
flashy suits in the store, and he gets, he puts them all in his cart.
Do-do, post-partum psychosis.
Post-partum, depression, post-partum psychosis is a real issue.
you know in the aftermath of complicated pregnancy, women sometimes can go through this process.
Difficult to identify, difficult to deal with, right?
I kind of understand why people would fail to comprehend what it's like to have postpartum depression,
postpartum psychosis. I feel like these are... this is an unfortunate byproduct of our medical system.
Being somewhat patriarchal, not somewhat, but just like it's a byproduct of existing in a patriarchal
system where the average person looks at such a heinous crime. And the...
Yeah, I'm going to give it a buck. I think in the eyes of the public, at least it devalids a lot of
victims and a lot of sufferers of said things because these aren't murderers and they're
being painted as such and it's an unfortunate, it's bullshit.
It's bullshit.
I don't understand.
They're like, this is not human.
They're able to suffer from things and don't do and fucking go and kill people and that
it just, it's just, whatever you make excuses like that, it just makes everybody look bad.
It's the least...
It's the most anti-human thing of all time, a mother killing their own children.
And yet it happens.
People diagnose it.
It can happen on any of those things.
And there's a diagnosis and there's treatment for it.
So there are numerous instances where the system failed.
It's very clear.
But I'm not of the mindset that the husband set this up and murdered his children and
then tried to kill Lindsay Clancy but then failed to do so or rather thought that he
would be able to pin the blame on her.
i didn't even acknowledging the existence of of that is braindead
well he's using his language because his viewers are fucking braindead
uh... his audience that pays for his meals and pays for his fucking mansion
are uh... mega cucks and he knows this
and a lot of them
they want to apologize for everything
and they want to justify every act of violence possible
so if he tells him to be telling me he's not going to be able to eat caviar tonight
if you did it they won't be able to buy the fucking super shocker three thousand
they want to buy last week he won't be able to afford it
if you did it if he denies that person and then
live the rest of his life
i think that lindsey clancy
has failed by the medical system
although she did get treatment
it clearly didn't work
I assume that, um, if judging by the defense,
I assume that the moment that she started hearing voices,
she probably should have been sent to the hospital
under psychiatric evaluation.
But I also don't agree with the people who operate
under the notion that, like, she just did it
without any sort of medical condition.
Oh, because there's the other side of the story where people are like this is the most
Gruesome most heinous crime that one can commit because it's true
And the question is whether or not
She did it the question is more so
whether
She did it deliberately
Or did it as a consequence of
of postpartum psychosis.
Interesting.
And I think that the defense had a decent amount of evidence
to show.
Ouch, my ears, don't do that with the microphone.
This has probably played a role in this,
because I also can't understand why anyone would take this out
of the prosecutors, basically, and assume that she just
did this for the s-
it's cut in the way that makes it seem like he's the veneer.
Well, it's not even cut like that.
I mean, look at that.
The prosecutors were.
I mean, when he talks about the people that are wrong
in declaring or the wrong that he thinks on that,
on the other side, he doesn't choose his words very carefully.
And when he chooses the other one,
he chooses his words carefully.
I mean, I also am saying,
like you don't cut that in a way, it's just branded.
Yeah, I mean, yeah, that's a part of the financial backers room.
That is Vandal and the reprisal from rapid online feds.
Interesting.
I don't get much of this other information.
This is like, I know that the argument is always because they didn't do it
because they're misogynistic and they he didn't even think about it at all.
Oh, my God. What?
I know the cops are not very good at their jobs, but.
Do bro, what is he watching? Oh, man, J. Look at those dumb ass fucking tiktoks. I cannot actually J. Look is that is one of those fucking
brain-dead zoo IQ tiktoks like it's a
Husband is very America be coded like no one was presenting this and no one thinks this it's entirely
Obtained by the internet. Do you see what I'm saying like Lindsay Clancy says she did it
But the defense is operating on the understanding that she did it, and their line of defense
is postpartum psychosis.
Like, that's what's so confusing to me about this process because-
It's not confusing at all.
It's fucking retarded, and you know it.
But you don't want to call it retarded because you don't want to lose your audience because
you know that radical online leftists and mentally ill women that support Lindsay Clancy
or a Venn diagram with those circles being very close together.
Correct.
You were afraid of that.
That is true.
No, no.
Postpartum psychosis level has gone global.
Very, very children.
That's the question.
Hey, I mean, it's so funny for me to see this man.
It really is.
It's so fucking funny.
And what makes it so funny to me is that I've never seen him more like afraid ever.
Like he's just he was so afraid of saying and like condemning her because he doesn't want to make his audience mad rattled
Yeah, like this is like he hasn't been this this scared since the federal government started investigating him for working with Cuba
It's kind of crazy. I am lining. I didn't pretty much. I mean, it's a it's a it's a normal arguments to have. I mean
I don't think it was correcto
Does get worse into the parabolic with a look for Oscar Biaf, he can't find his way back!
He's open into the wall!
Charlotte Clare into the barriors and out!
Get worse! Does get worse into the parabolic with a look for Oscar Biaf!
Wait, that's terrible!
He's open into the wall!
Charlotte!
Okay Jack, question check for all the F1 heads out there.
Jack, if they know this is a high-risk area, that's why there's so much,
why don't they just put more?
I mean it's like it's like they're gonna miss something like oh, no, we're gonna have less gravel or whatever
Oh, no, we're gonna have less little rocks. Whatever. I don't just put three more tires of six layers
so it to improve
The the squishiness
Clare into the barriers and I'll get worse just get worse into the parabolic
I'll get with a look for Oscar B. Astrid. No, it's enough. It's not enough, look.
No, we're gonna say it's enough. They clearly was excess energy there.
The wall!
Shower Clare into the barriers and I'll get worse just get worse into the parabolic.
Um, yeah. Yep. Yeah, I mean, he's right. Who's he?
Yeah, that one!
Lily Hassan, boss I guess.
Can I get this? Can I get this?
Good job.
Oh, oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
I'm spreading it around.
Did I get you?
And now I got you with this.
I said, Jimmy.
Yeah, you know what?
Holy, holy aura.
Backwards.
Yeah, I was gonna hack it for him when he got the job
With the cocoa bowl desk
And it I understood why he was throwing it all the way it makes sense
He just wants to be the fuckhead and he wants to be the slip and Jimmy
But it's got it's gonna set it, but they really built that character so well. You know I mean
Actually forgot what that with the lights which is I think it's some fireplace switch or something like that
I forgot what it is in the room
I think they tell me not to open it up last night
What the fuck?
Yeah, why is there not a fucking switch from the outside you can kick and it fucking rips
the whole roof off like just like one pin that goes through the B pillar right and it
It goes to the top and it just goes boom and the whole top removes.
What? Because the doors will break and they're harder to open when they're broken.
So that's even unopenable.
So there's a fire, they got to be straight inside if they can do.
Yo.
But it's rare. I think about a roof though. No, no, no.
Danny.
I still put it there. If the car rolls, well, not really.
Thinking about the next fives, they do the...
Straight into the side, but there is Oli Melroy. He's okay.
Thank goodness.
They're right open and they roll in the other guys.
He's got himself out of the car. He's being attended to to very interesting. Very interesting
Yeah, but I want to do a race
I'm still wondering now to this day again why the devs didn't tell us it was bugging from the get-go
I mean they didn't send us a DM or something like that
I mean we do we're doing a shift for fucking weeks and some gut chat yes you guys those who know the Lord
Yeah, here's a good story. Here's a good story
We're doing this puzzle game with his like 16 steps again and every supposed to be done in the correct order
order. You have to find the order and we're trying to figure out the order by doing one,
three, seven, two, right? But some person was a hacker and he was invisible inside the
boat and during our attempts, we would do a puzzle and he would touch another puzzle
and he would cook the order and we would fail. So let's say we had validated one, three,
And then he would go, okay, one, three, four.
And then he fails.
We're like, wait, wait, but one, three, four is validated.
They should work.
Cause some guy was touching like seven or eight
down the line.
He was invisible.
So he was bugging the puzzle as we were doing it.
We're robbing in every tax day.
I got it, I got it, I got it.
Stack it up all this fucking money,
buy all these houses, do all these high-tech,
everything, you have no analysis.
Look at it, look at it, he stole that set.
For 16 hours a day.
Good job, good fucking job, maybe six months straight.
It wasn't that, it wasn't that.
We caught him, one day, we caught the hacker,
inside of a fucking window.
We caught the hacker inside the inner window of the boat.
We literally, we literally saw him.
Are you just as good?
I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just.
We had nothing to do but be brothers.
That's all we could, that's all we could do for them.
I miss us, you know?
What is it all about?
You know about the chicken?
Is he ready now?
How about a second?
Are you going to shoot me right now?
No.
I'm going to do the rest.
Oh, wow.
Um, I was going to say something I forgot.
I love you, I think that's all about this.
No, we did all that.
And then Martin is going to do the best RPC in of all time
and to shoot his only friend.
All these other friends are all fake anyway.
Marty's friends are all fake and all bullshit.
Marty's son is only friend.
So you're like, buddy, you're like, buddy,
you're like in a city with your new fake friends
and fucking moron.
You had one friend.
Hey, hey, hey, help me, help me, help me, help me.
You were like in the Facebook movie, right?
When Andrew Godfield looks at Mark and he says,
I was your only friend.
That's me and you.
Fucker! Fucker! Fucker! Fucker!
Look, I was your only friend.
Four documents. The first two are common stock purchase agreements allowing you to buy stock in the newly re-incorporated Facebook
with the old shares that you're now worthless.
The third is an exchange agreement allowing you to exchange the old shares for new shares, and then finally a voter holding agreement.
How many shares are stocked while I own?
Uh, 1,328,334.
Oh, that's very rich.
That's a 34.4% ownership share.
Why the increase from the original 30%?
It's diluted to award shares to new investors.
I love working with business majors.
That's awesome.
You should know that Mark has already taken his percentage from 60 down to 51.
Oh, Mark doesn't care about money, and he needs to be protected.
Uh, Dustin Moskowitz owns 6.81%,
Sean Parker, 6.47%.
And Peter Thiel, 7%.
Would you like to use my pen?
Eduardo.
Eduardo.
Can you please repeat the question?
No, it was an outrageously leading question the first time around,
and now you want us to hear it twice.
Yes, would you read it back please?
I'll go ahead.
Counsel, and when you signed these documents,
were you aware that you were signing your own death certificate?
No.
It was insanely stupid of me not to have my own lawyers look over all of them.
In all honesty, I thought they were my lawyers.
I thought you were a friend.
I was your only friend.
Yet one friend.
Okay, Eduardo, did Mr. Zuckerberg say anything to you after you signed the papers?
There was a lot of handshake, King, and a lot of congratulations.
He'd already told me that he wouldn't be coming back to school for at least a semester.
So we were saying goodbye for a while.
And then before I left, he said...
But you gotta come back.
Somewhere around the end of November, early December,
Peter wants to throw us an amazing party when we get a million members.
It's gonna be out of control. You gotta come back.
It's gonna be out of control. You gotta come back for it.
A million members.
Yeah.
Chad, Chad.
Chad, what was the company's ownership share diluted down to?
The algorithm?
Oh, the windblower person?
0.3%
Yeah, I'll be here.
the
holy shit classic
what a classic
guys he confirmed it wasn't him
he fucking popped up and he just slides out his pants
what the hell was that guy
It's fucking Michael Jackson, then
What?
Look at it
It's fucking Michael Jackson
Yeah, look it look he was right there look this fucking sniper
Yeah, look he was right there
What the actual fuck is happening it and the thing is I think you're right
I'm not getting the guy the guy was okay the guy was in a glitched wall
Yes, I'm not insane it's a true clip
No, I don't know the puzzle was bad is only that because it was bugged if you look at the puzzle
It was actually good
Yeah, it's like the fifth window on the top floor. You can really jump into or the one before the top floor
A long time ago. We skipped something like a look
Dude, that's crazy
Look at this guy
We skipped something with my
See that
That's crazy. I can't
Uh, how's that unproven, eh?
A group?
Like, what are you talking about?
We're a family.
You know, I hated my brother for a long time for abandoning our family, but...
Yeah.
Actually, I'm glad he found a better one.
Until I put in my name is X, my real name is G, G, Paul.
I hate my family.
Wait, who's back to you?
1060's Sean Call.
Oh, correction.
That's my brother!
Oh, Jean-Pierre.
Jean-Pierre, il est mort.
My love, but I mean, I don't think he's...
No, I mean, he died.
I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
Oh, I have grimped her!
I'm so sorry.
I'm sorry.
Those we know!
I mean, I don't know if Flaunt told you, but our father wasn't the nicest.
And our mother died when we were really young.
So we didn't really get family life on that.
Do you ever feel violent?
Yes, I do.
What do you feel like doing?
Showing people.
What the fuck?
Yes.
what the fuck chat chat chat link over the grenade chat link link over the
grenade chat it's a classic classic editor holy aura editor i cannot
um hold on hold it no i'm not this chat anybody's got anybody knows what they look
my motion where is my motion
I still see like Marty is one of my best friends, you know
Well, you guys can be on the Alex and still be friends
I don't think so
Well, maybe you guys are better off friends instead of, you know
You know
You have no announced
I have nobody else but you have my own new name on the call
All we used to do is win, until he started hanging out with losers, and then we lost for the first and last time.
We actually lost, I mean it.
I mean it. I built crews with only winners.
Hell, my axe is my musty.
My bro is like a magnet towards fucking losers.
Get out of the car.
Where is my Morton?
Where is my Morton?
Oh, it's just
um,
John was a tip.
John was a tip dog.
The game was so ass out of two hours.
He spends the last 20 minutes writing a bad review and then going to steam and looking
at other bad reviews.
I'm sitting.
Thousands of dollars from customers.
The game is a shit game.
Guys, I guess not all heroes wear capes, someone wear a banana on their head.
There's a huge snack right now.
Stop saying Gaiat, better say Good Gracious, what remarkable proportions.
Chat, and we said the editor, what are you saying?
Better say I confess, I know not.
Stop saying FR, better say indeed I speak the truth.
Stop saying...
Somebody have it!
Better say my most esteemed...
It's lost media?
guys guys guys it's a clip with the grenade is nobody had it I'm gonna take
a look in the chat
he was southbound on popular
oh no no no no no no
anywhere at all
okay
hahahahah
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what the fuck am I
what the fuck
ah
what the fuck am I
Sir?
What's going on?
I don't know, I'm sideways.
Sir, you okay back there?
Sir, it's going on the coast!
I don't know on this week.
I like the last one.
I can't hear what's going on.
What the fuck did you have?
The way you look at that.
Yeah, the guy packing his delivery to the place.
He gave me a big ass package.
I don't even know what that is.
I know it.
I know it.
I think.
That one. That one. Hold on.
Oh, there's a shield on.
All right, you're good.
I'm gonna say suck, bitches.
I think.
Can we get on the radio?
Sir, bitches!
BOOOM!
GO! GO! GO!
Keep shooting me on my toes.
I'm gonna tell you this is like a sort of weapon.
Uh, good idea. Yeah, I mean, you weren't there during the, um, the terrors and days, so you wouldn't get it.
see it
seriously
um
I mean they had it coming
they had it coming
The BBC of the Trump stream, excuse me now.
What?
You killed him!
You killed him!
What is this?
No!
People glad Rose.
Classic.
Shall I repeat?
Well, I don't even know if there's a spy when there were several releases.
I don't even know if there's anything...
I don't even know about any any mechanics at all on the server. I don't know what like six nine sixty nine months
It's like a phrase to you. Well, I don't because I don't I
I know I know I know about zero mechanics actually zero. I would tell you if I knew I mean I would know what I care
I mean, why would I even lie about this?
Come on, of course I'm not deceiving you.
The Thanos?
I'm engaging with you as a human being.
Hmm?
I would see you.
There's no...
There's no reason for me to do that.
Okay.
38 months, can I get a welcome to the jungle?
Hurry.
All right.
Please.
Okay, good job.
I don't understand it.
He's always being real.
5 tomorrow it is finally time goes trying to
Still hasn't responded to any of my calls. Yeah, I call it excuse you like every day by the way
I'm trying to do this and I texted him. I'm trying to do this stream
Where me and excuse me do a stream where we build a PC on stream and then we beat a game together with that same PC
Cam is built around realism and we simply couldn't settle for a compromise
So after months of research experimentation
Yeah balls PLS performance show up was simply unavoidable
Excuse me still hasn't responded to any of my co-job corners. Yes. Yes, by the way
I'm trying to do this in a text in a month stream. Is this the one I will finally be welcomed chat chat
What about what about what about us last show really do what about it a
A, which I think is what it is, right?
You got nothing, you saw it in the middle of LA, right?
With some money in pockets, okay?
X, Q, C, M.
And then it's a full day streaming.
And on go, both guys go and go shop for computer parts.
And with a certain budget, you have to build a PC
from the ground up, optimize it,
and after like a few hours, right, on that budget,
we do a benchmark, and whoever has the highest benchmark
wins the game.
Check, check, think about that, think about that.
You get like a thousand dollars, right?
And then you have to go and get the parts,
put it together, right?
Boot it up, BIOS, update it, optimize it,
then start at the bank.
How long did it do this for years, really?
See, do a string where we build a PC on the stream
and then we beat a game together with that same PC.
Kim is built around realism.
This is going to be the biggest
SPACTER WARS!
ARGH!
Ever!
See, normally we build a PC,
but this time we build a PC
and we transform a completely empty room
into an epic gaming movie watching paradise.
Well, this is like an interrogation room.
Our budget?
$1400 US dollars.
That's gonna be easy, that's a lot of money.
Well, it sounds like a lot of money
until you realize that our judges will be evaluating more
than just how many FPS we get.
They're gonna be looking at the game experience,
the movie experience, and yes, even the vibe.
Well, it's kind of the same thing, but not really though.
Meaning, if we fall short in any key area,
display acoustics, or even decor, that's the GG.
Although the scope is bigger than ever,
The rules are mostly the same.
No using our influence or connections for deals.
We're only allowed to message and pick up items
during the agreed upon hours,
and we can only use parts and peripherals that we buy.
Show the Johnny Silver hand videos.
Think of value villains trying to find throw pills.
Yeah, that's not like a ZA, it'd be like a ZA.
We have.
Come down, please.
That should go hard tomorrow.
It's shedding.
I can try and shove it a little further.
But I'll have a piece of the light,
wouldn't that part, wouldn't it?
Are there?
How about now?
Yes, yes.
Okay.
Yeah, we're good.
and so she can go pick them up.
So we don't actually want five though.
We're getting three, but 20 bucks each, that's mint.
We are picking up sound paneling.
It should have a static feature.
I never did that on the PC.
Yeah, sorry.
It sounds like you're a mystery character.
It's about the middle of your room,
and not the middle of your rooms.
And what are your thoughts on it
from the top 10 all times?
And then, and then we take the PC,
and we put it in the LA, in the middle of somewhere,
And all you can see is a top down view
and people have to figure out where it is
and we have to come and get the PC.
Whoever goes there first gets the giveaway PC.
The PC's are people that have it.
Did that mean?
Or?
Yeah, that's about it.
Yeah, check it out.
I'll call Ron.
Um... you. I love your GTA-RP gameplay, let's do this.
What's in the script?
On June 14th, 2026, Mitch McConnell died of a fatal heart attack. As of July 20th, he has been dead for about 36 days.
The government is trying to prevent a special election from taking place, so until August 4th, he is a living man.
Do not let them get away with this. Spread the message.
interesting chat chat what about a gaming got like that like it's like it's like
the first one to get a win in like to jump in like like ten games I mean like
a lot of a bunch of games right and it's a it's that being together in like a two
players like all the other guys it's actually first one to beat a bunch of
games that's it no it's a yes it's an
omitted idea no it's not it's not
Le Mans idea and I was not even use
idea in the first place what you're
about to watch is the greatest clutch
and everybody stills ideas but you guys
some silly ideas when I actually tweak
an idea and make it fun when it's in
its original it's insane everybody
joins my idea direct from the source
every but this may have you anything
remotely close anybody else a business
up that being it's insane I'm craft history
listen by number one what no you are not stop talking like you're you need
for specials use the potion yes oh my god why are you crushed up so here's how
to not take damage from a magma block you have a few options and you build
incredibly difficult so you might want to take notes first you can use a fire
resistance potion enchanted golden apple or even put on frost walker boots to
Completely avoid damage if you don't have those you're left with two options jump. Yeah, you can you can you can click the button the shift
And it's like
You are holding the crouch button which will stop all damage, but good luck doing that first try
What you're about to watch is the greatest clutch in Minecraft history. No lava under it's not it's not guaranteed
It's actually it's actually I'm chatting doesn't even generate lava under those pillars. I don't think it does
No, I don't think it does not in the basalt wait
Chat don't don't love lepsahore plays don't do not love lepsahore. It's a big mad
Please stop please stop please stop
Okay, okay, okay, okay
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
I have an idea.
Nope, nope.
Devote her son, two absolute morons going at it.
In the cinema.
In the comes, stop it, I said it.
Hey, Mr. Cowher, the gaming god,
would I get a welcome to the jungle?
Excuses you.
If you dig the magma block like in the VD,
no, no, dig magma equals lava,
Or not lava not lava
We will do ten blocks if there's a more than five lava challenge
Oh, oh, oh, so now you guys vote with me.
Oh, I get it.
I get it.
You fucker.
Now I understand it.
Chances are, ever since I'm rolling, I'm licking it, but then chat votes the opposite.
Oh, so you're going to be a fucker.
So they're gonna get the chat about it.
Yeah, chat, I don't even think I need to read you again.
Chat, I don't even think we need to...
We don't even need to test the theory in it.
I mean, I would do my point there.
You guys say something,
but you actually believe the other thing.
All right, you know what?
Okay, hey, hey, hey.
I don't have my crafts.
Dots.
Yes, I don't have my crafts on this PC.
Uh, yeah, it was refunded mods, but anyway, I'm right. It's it's it's really less than it's less than two
Guys, it is really less than two by the way. It's less than two
Anyway, LFG
But show me show me in
Mods refund them
This was the idea
It doesn't have a lot of energy, most of the time it doesn't.
Anyway, I'll take it one more time and then we'll move on.
What the fuck is this video man?
Is this it?
What the fuck is that?
Chat along each other, there's nothing more unfun than pvp'ing with these guys. I gotta be honest with you.
Happy 58 months. Thanks for all the great time. Love less than three.
Anyway, I'll be awesome.
Yo.
Mom.
Are you okay? Yeah, I'm fine.
Okay, stay safe, please.
Okay, okay. No, actually, thanks.
Where's that?
I told you not to do this. It's the location server.
can I refind? I'll do it. Prediction, delete, that it.
Can I kiss those big juicy lip-sex?
What is this video man? It's dumb. I'm not watching that shit.
So what do you do always always it gives me like the most valuable shit
No, the rocket
Anyway, what else?
Louder
Like what? What is that? What?
79 years. Welcome to the jungle, my doc-eye.
Jack, technically, couldn't you just get the blueprints or CAD files of a bunch of 3D objects that already exist and modify them slightly,
but making different dimensions, and then generate actual fresh new assets from scratch, from publicly available blueprints?
Blueprints? Yeah, you could do that, I mean.
I'm just gonna destroy the fun build. It's build on...
...and new RPS, or is that?
Well, you cannot use...
You cannot use CADs...
...files to make the objects again...
Or in a whatever thing
So no it makes a game playable like this, I mean just stop
Yeah, it probably looks and plays like fucking dog shit, and it's awful. I mean there's no it's one now make a game on stream
What
I'm not sure if I'm gonna be able to do this.
I'm not sure if I'm gonna be able to do this.
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that's it
that's it
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Take a fucking nap
I am I'm tired of it. I'm done. I'm so I mean Chad these are they tell I mean
I mean this guy is going full speed, okay
There's a sip RP. He burns the red light goes straight through the internet and then he goes the exit bracket
fucking dog shit, fucking county
is that dog shit county?
cause we're on the dog shit server
Chad, we're taking the color of the server, what is it?
Chad, is it upper left?
I'm tired of it, I'm tired of it
I'm so...
That's actually fucking annoying, as green-counting.
No, I fucking wish I did.
Don't even bring up the loot right now.
Judging by your voice, you're not the smart one, but I'm gonna check a- I'm gonna double-check.
What was that?
Sorry, what was that?
I'm not the smart one?
I don't know, I just think I guess-
You're not the good-looking one, clearly from your fucking face.
Jeez, okay. You're gonna go there.
Classic, yeah.
I mean, an insult for an insult, right?
What I'm saying, just because you just had a shunt
and then he's out, doesn't mean you have a nice ass, right?
Jesus.
And I haven't heard him.
He's playing clever.
You're just mad, but you can't hit it.
Chad, is this called no?
Chad, is this called no in your audience?
Okay.
You can make a role-play concert, whatever, with somebody
that's like okay with that role-play environment.
play environments. You know what I mean? Okay, um, what else? What else? What is that? I think
I just forgot about on the virus. What does this show then? About me video games. What
What is that?
Favorite game.
Do it.
Is that actually fun?
My favorite game is, I actually don't even have a favorite game, actually, I don't even
have a favorite game.
I
Don't think I'm probably overwatched for sure. Well, honestly, this is gonna auto-fill some fucking way shit
So what's my favorite game though?
Okay, hold on hold on hold on
Yeah, you know what?
Hold on I have I have a crazy ball knowledge taken
hold on chat what about this this on beyond game and this like an immersion
game hold on hold on hold on needs a remake this is yeah yeah fire watch
Exactly this get knows it. Yeah, I have my favorite immersion game slash on the other fire watch
But I know why you put that it is fire watch one of my favorite games of all time. I like I play fire watch like five times
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This looks fantastic!
It was also made like fucking ten years ago.
It's just art style.
But you don't understand though.
You don't understand though.
It works though.
There's nothing that works nice.
I forgot what it was.
Let me look at it for you guys and I'll try to remind you.
No, I'm not going to remind you.
Nope. It looks right. I if I could have most things in this style, I would. I would.
Oh, I also enjoyed the art style of the new game that we played it.
Battlefield one.
It's not generic. I don't think you understand it. If you play the game, you don't understand what
I want to mean some of the choices that comes out to like reflections and shit. It's just nice. It's good reflections.
Is that it looks nice.
Yeah, I think it's a great art direction overall. I mean...
Yo, yo, realism, there, okay, there's nothing between realism, okay, and this type of realism.
It's knowing what to make fake, right, to make your realism better, knowing what's
a fully realistic, like, that's why our direction is such a big thing, because if it was realistic
it'll be shit. It's it's just enough not realism that it looks real. Now that's
like it's that that's why I enjoyed Battlefront 2. I agree that Battlefront 1 is
it's hard to beat. Whatever. For now I'll leave it like that. Okay you know what
big person in back fire watching then fire watching. Then that's why I put my
game. That's up a fire watch. Yeah, I usually hate just game yet yet you have
to walk and nothing happens. But fire watch literally nothing happens fire
watch nothing happens. But but somehow I thought my time was being well
invested. I felt rewarded with nothing and that's that's rare. For a competitive
gamer like me, I don't like to play against I go to you. Nothing happens and I
I failed fulfilled that's that's that's um a masterclass that's a masterclass
Best combata
Is that combat game or combat overall as a combat designer?
I think Sekiro is great
Sekiro is actually kind of great low-key
But yeah, I think it's too linear in the what it wants you to achieve it
I think I think it's like your fails in their way that like it doesn't let you do what you want to do it
Bricks into doing the Perry style, which is kind of fucking annoying. I've been in it
You literally can't win it unless you do the the Perry spam
And chances because America because because you're a fucker I can't
chat
More down one
I'm doing more that combat I
Don't give a shit. I think more not combat to me was one of the most fun. I had in combat in actual combat
There there's the the
The the what? Yeah, just to know
OK, SHIV 2 is about the same with less complexity.
More house, more complexity.
When they come, show hours, I don't have a lot of hours
in that game.
But I play PDP, and I saw some high-ranked people,
and it was insane.
They do like the, I have like five hours, I think, at most.
Let's check.
12 hours, 12 hours, and I still think it's a great comeback.
Um, guys, it's my list anyway.
It's my list.
Um, okay.
Overhated.
What's it gonna be if people hate it, actually?
I don't think it's bad.
An overhated game.
I
Believe it's over hated it
That's my 21st how is it overrated it?
Lee does it feels birth game and I see a mobile game with zero
Adaptability in the in the build which is the only options you get to
Everybody has the same one build and the same one leveling blueprints is zero
Flexibility. The only thing you're gonna change in your build is one single item or two if you're feeling very crazy
Nobody change. It's the same or how is that? How is that a moba? It's hated because it's shit
It's shit
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And how he becomes the Lichcainian, I mean it's busted, it's busted, oh yeah, yeah.
It's not a style job, you know, this is not really to a story, to a memory, it's related
to a story, a story that has no age.
Like, that's like saying that the fucking, oh yeah, nobody cares about Jesus Christ or
whatever, it's an old book or an old story, I mean, okay, I mean, that's fucking brilliant.
I mean, it's brilliant.
Wow, that's a nice question Mark, because I give you an example and you're mad about
it.
Yeah, it's a little bokeh, but it's still valid.
A story, a kind of game of time-less.
Best soundtrack is very hard to chat.
I think, I think, Alan Ringer.
Oh, Dark Souls 3 is crazy.
Dark Souls 3 is crazy.
this chat hello yes I see that we have a lot of opportunity it's all good I
can't get mad at you because you're a fucker you may you have maybe you have a
growth in your in your head making you say this I can't I'm not gonna I'm not
gonna I'm not gonna be able to excuse you so you have some form of cognitive
problem. I'm sorry about that. Okay. Just look at the menu. The menu itself is absolutely
And Basteda
Oh yeah
Is that the Kagon?
Wait, it's different!
What does this mean?
What does this mean? How does that not say it?
Okay, okay.
Oh, hold on.
Yeah, but it's a bit unfair though, because this is an orchestra slot, but it's a bit
unfair though.
I think that near its range in terms of soundtrack was an immediate problem.
It's great soundtrack, but it lacks a little bit of range.
It's labeled in the same ballpark the whole time now.
It's just indie-slop, but it's still good though.
I think E.T.A.3 is great.
For my recent experience, I think I'm putting it out of the ring.
I think it's something to say 418 walls.
But that's just one song though.
That's just one song though.
Yeah, then yeah, then it gets better.
E33 is crazy, but they also stay within the same level.
But no, they're actually a wide range, I don't know.
Best soundtrack goes to Ocarina of Time, actually.
Um, I, I mean, okay, I'm gonna have time, uh, succeeds in every way that it, that, uh,
OST is supposed to, uh, it has the range that goes from all the way right, all the way left,
right?
And also almost every song in, in Devil Park is iconic, and it ended up being, uh, a staple
and ended up being a blueprint for other developers to make music the way it is in games for
fucking decades to go on it. I mean, you look at a temple song. Temple song's good.
Oh, wait a minute. Chat. Am I am I am I am I love Webster Horror? Uh, it's medieval.
Hold on.
Okay, yeah, okay.
Um, oh, you know what, you know.
Garudo Valley, Garudo Valley, it goes hard.
Um...
Bop-bop-bop-bop-bop-bop-bop-bop-bop!
Hold on.
No, no, Jack.
What is that?
Is that trumpet?
I don't know what it is.
Wait, wait, hold on.
I don't think this is enough time, is it?
I thought that was in the Hyrule Field, no?
In the other game, man.
I thought that was Majora's Mass Herald Field or whatever the fuck, the outside park.
Whatever.
Anyway, this is the best.
Okay, Jack, love it, love it, love it.
Jack, this one! I was gonna say, I was gonna say!
Jack, Jack!
Banger, banger, banger, banger!
We'll get it on the phone, Deacons, we've got it.
Oh, I mean, are you good at it?
Look, um, Ocarina of Time, uh, Wendell, the Wendell guy.
Okay, okay, somehow the Ocarina mechanic,
still a mechanic that nobody can beat.
Nobody's ever invented a mechanic that's as interesting
as the Ocarina mechanic.
I mean, genuinely, just as a raw mechanic.
You know what I mean?
Whatever, that's just my thoughts.
Best multiplayer?
I mean, it's like impossible.
As a multiplayer.
Let me think it.
Shaddy call 3D.
Let me think it, Shaddy Caldry.
All right, I have to pause the music again because Shaddy got on.
Think about the Caldry as a whole.
All the early days shift, the innovation, the private lobbies, the private lobbies,
the public lobbyists, the war zone, proximity.
Dude, Halo though.
Halo 3 takes the cake over here, unfortunately.
Unfortunately, I gotta give it a Halo 3.
It's easy to make a multiplayer
when the blueprint is already made.
Halo 3 literally made the blueprints
for most multiplayer innovations in the one game
that any games ever have seen.
Oh, you're probably.
The invention of the forge changed gaming,
but that was from Warcraft 3 a little bit,
but not as much.
An accessible forge like that.
The theater, the forge, the parties, the social games,
it's hard to beat that.
It's hard to do that.
Um...
Yeah, it's hard to do that.
Yeah, you don't really do that. Sorry.
Yep.
Shall we go ahead and jump up right after?
Um...
Minecraft.
What?
Oh, no, my best friend's there, my best friend's there.
My best friend's there.
Bloons.
Yeah, balloons.
Question, am I tripping?
Well, man, all in that was all the question.
Best multiplayer, yeah.
Because in my opinion, if you do best this, best that,
it's just gonna be modern games.
It's only gonna be modern games.
Like, I need to think about what is,
it's easy to be everybody.
It's easy to be everybody.
But to be yourself so much that to put a mark in the industry is what I'm looking for in these games.
I mean, all these games literally made their mark, kind of. Almost all of them.
And that's important.
Oh, this is for now? I mean...
I'm not gonna fall for it. I know you I know you I know you're dead
You're raising me to increase the player count. I know you're I know that that that that was that that was it a
Bunch of don't know my mom I'm not gonna fall for it. I'm not gonna engage with that. I don't know. I mean next time
I need to pay more money
best retro game
Play a retro game it may be my me
Undertale
China is that right Joe?
Oh, I was an old Pokemon yellow
Pokemon yellow
Pokemon yellow
We had the little Pikachu follow you around in the already best format of all time and it's a mechanic that
Um, they've been already failed it. Let me get you
spent all labor day weekend playing Nintendo
Peach at the Pikachu mechanic. Literally. Thank
Christ. It has been so draining and I've been ignoring all my
schoolwork. But I am taking a week off work soon to catch up.
Wish me luck chat. Enjoy man. Enjoy. Um, once you begin
iracing it, you'll you'll probably get mad at it and
you'll you'll probably quit the game. But I hope you enjoy
I don't miss a childhood game
Warcraft 3 for sure
Warcraft 3 for the phone
Not rank us wait wait for the phone
Rose in the runner
hold on Tony Hawk 3 2 or 3 which was the one where you do the transfer on the
airplane on the PC to oh what about underground oh underground
Underground is heavy I
Do on the ground to buddy on the ground was that was a perfect balance hi there a muck's gun shit
My god need for speed
Needless man the ground to
Yeah, probably actually I do jazz it's hard jazz eat the knock more
It's it's it's it's it's hard it's hard. Um, I'll keep it like I'll keep it as is
Never want to play
That's actually that's actually hard
So that's actually hard
I don't know what game check it for me again. I want to play it is a game
That you can pick up and it you don't need to be a handheld the whole way through
Life is strange one
No, no, no, sorry
I'm sorry, I was talking to somebody about, I think it was Aiko, about Love is Strange and how much of the game. Wait.
You don't need to be a pro gamer to play the game, to enjoy the story. It's easy to just pick up and just play the game.
And it delivers a story regardless and I think that that is good and I think that um
for everyone for everyone
It's easy to be a non gamer and just say it's a wild god knows you won't play the game in rights
Yeah
Yeah, yep
Last of Us 2 can suck it. Last of Us 2 can fuck you in it.
Last of Us 2, they could re-release the game 20 times and they would never even come close to making the list.
The list doesn't allow. That's not even a game. It's not a game.
Last of Us 2 is not a game. It's not a game that you play.
It's a piece of shit that you eat. Or you don't.
I'm not going to allow that to be on the any list.
Bang.
Yeah, yeah, I mean, he's right.
I mean, I think this is a solid list, for sure.
It has a bunch of old stuff, middle stuff, recent stuff.
It's a good mix of ball knowledge as a 1000 plus games owner.
Well, they're like a shit.
Um, Deadlock is like, uh, knowing that, let's say, gamers don't like water levels, and then
starting the game in water, puddles everywhere, ocean everywhere, everything's about water,
and every only cast water spells it, and it's like, dude, you know this is bad, and you
keep doing it.
That's Deadlock right there.
It just keeps getting worse.
But we'll call it.
We'll call it a great game.
And I think it's one of the top games ever.
But, but I don't think that it goes beyond
its sphere too much where it's to be,
it's not a God at anything.
But it's like a jack of all trades.
It's like a master of all trades,
but not like a fucking absolute juice lord, you know what I mean?
Actually, what about this trash, buddy?
That would be a good platformer, I guess.
What is that?
What the fuck?
Everyone should play Elden Ring.
You know what?
Actually, you're fucking right.
Um, I don't agree with Baldur's game, but you should play it.
Most people won't know, I understand the mechanics.
Most people won't even engage with most of the product.
People will get bored, give up on it.
Everyone should play it.
This is everyone.
You're talking about your dad, your mom, yo, you're moving.
You gotta take Baldur's gate off the list.
Yeah.
I mean, yep, I mean, yeah.
Elden Ring is actually gonna go here.
fucking right. You've still never
reason being off B2W. If you can beat Elden Ring, you can play everything else.
favorite game divinity to best story eatery to me. Yo, fuck you. Yo, okay. Now I know
so that is that is he's ready to be in his red wedding. So there's rage baiting
Everybody man is doing a breakfast. I know he is he's trying to get a click or some shit. It's fucking annoying
It's it's RB. It's it's RB
Best story, bro. He doesn't even know what the fuck the story is about
He probably didn't know what the story is about man
Yeah, the story is half completed. Are you dead ass?
The story is not even complete it, okay, just forget it
Hades arsas, okay, I think
Oh, actually, I don't think, I think,
the reason why you think it's a great story
is because there's a lot of mysteries
and it makes you all, it makes you tingle.
Oh, I don't know, it makes you tingle.
But the actual story itself is pretty incomplete,
you fucking bitch.
Alder's Gate, not everyone should have to play it.
Not everyone's gonna like turn-based, that's fine.
Okay, that's really insane.
I'll best come back to it.
I disagree.
I think Sekiro's combat is what, you know what I mean,
when you say sloppin', I think it's a little sloppin'.
The problem with Sekiro's combat is-
You just unskipped all of the dialogue in the game,
and you are saying the story is half completed.
Well, the story's incomplete.
Sorry.
Okay, okay.
It doesn't matter what you do in Sekiro.
The game just bricks you into doing
the bullshit posture paramechanics.
In other games, you can engage with some,
most of the mechanics, and so play your way.
In that game, you cannot play your way.
You absolutely can't succeed.
There is no flexibility in combat at all.
You have to do the paramechanics.
It's so lame.
The combat has no flexibility.
Look at every stage room,
it'll look the exact same for one place or the other.
Competed all other souls like games, man.
You're still here from elsewhere?
I'm the one who made that take the, in the first place.
I'm the one who killed the stake, initially.
And everybody hated me for it.
And now you're saying, oh yeah, everybody says this.
Fuck you, fuck you.
I made a second.
An Elden Ring.
Everyone should play Elden Ring.
You know what?
The exit overheated.
I rated Night Rain, false, uh, overrated GTA V.
Um, maybe a little bit, but it's a, it's a great product.
It's, it's a great game.
I don't think overrated though.
I mean, not really.
You're fucking right.
I'm going to take Baldur's Gate off the list.
It's a product.
It's a product.
Yeah.
Elden Rain.
Shut up.
The Colossus doesn't need to remake it.
Um, yeah, it doesn't.
And the new, the new Colossus thing is douch it because the
The game is good the way it is, it's kind of weird in tedious or whatever, it's a niche
that doesn't need to be re-explored, they just need to innovate again, and like a new
game that's completely new, it has new, more mysteries that are interesting and mechanics
that you haven't seen before.
Thing is actually going to go here.
You're fucking right.
Tom Ramon, I've never seen him before.
Witcher 3, it's a cool protagonist, but very one dimensional.
i think i think that the uh...
very much of and i think he he lacks a little bit
of odd-depth variety
he's he's a little bit just
uh... yeah
reason being
if you can be delton ring that's right play everything else content king
always supporting while working all this game
not everyone should have to play it's not everyone's gonna like it
categories xql ring not saying Sekiro has the best combat but your entire
playthrough was you not interacting with any game mechanics including parrying
lol okay but then there you have it then well then there you have it you you
but it is from a point that you can say he's right but this is from a point that
You say you were so ass, yo, yo, you should be able to play the game in a style that is
not exactly what you wanted to do and they still have some form of success.
You literally cannot play the game.
It would take you hours to do a boss in the way that they want you to play it.
It's annoying.
Uh, Poulter's good.
Uh, Mr. Pany is fantastic.
I think they felt better on it, but then it felt like it's better now.
better now. But the friends, Minecraft clears, that's cool, maybe SSX tricky, maybe 1080.
These are all great picks. It's a ball knowledge.
I'm just annoying the fuck out of me.
Let's look at the last boss's mechanics and how this guy, let's see what this guy does and how he plays the game.
Because at least rolling, there's different rolls.
There's inside rolling, your melee range, your far range, your back stepping, your back
rolling.
The actual dodge mechanic has multiple ways of interacting with the game and how many
styles or whatever.
This is just, I'm gonna click the button
where the sword comes close to my character
on the computer.
I'm gonna, I'm gonna,
pay me the hit.
Shit!
Hey, let's see how the next guy plays it, you know, randomly, I'm going to get another
guy.
Let's see how this guy plays, uh, or this guy, how he plays the game, well he's doing
challenge apparently some some shit but whatever
very very very very red spell red spell okay hold on red spell okay because the
Now go look at other soul's like games and look at people's nearest playthroughs, people
use items and bows, spells, items. People sit on the inside, on the outside, people
run around and do, uh, do, uh, uh, hit trading or whatever. People do maybe, uh, heavy posture
damage into stuns or whatever. Uh, fat rolls, not fat rolls, block, use shield, no shield,
use summons. Those summons, this game has absolutely zero variations in combat. It's
completely bricked one style and doesn't go away with this iteration. It's fucking bad. It's bad.
After all this time around you, I know you have chicken patty nips. I just can't...
I think the game is great, but does that mean it's the best combat? Fuck no.
Is there better combat? Absolutely. There's better combat. There's better combat.
It gets cleared by Dark Souls and Elrhenian by a long shot.
He's like...
Um...
He's like...
It's a fucking RPG where you are playing a samurai sorry you can't spam abuse or jumping to a hand weapon attack.
This doesn't make sense.
Well did samurai fucking spam the carry back in the days?
He's going well smile.
Yo, yo, the samurai guys went bing bing bing bing.
Firecrackers, firecrackers, firecrackers,
right in the hole!
Bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing.
Firecrackers, firecrackers, firecrackers!
No, I don't think they did that.
I don't think they did all that.
Um, all right.
I'm done. I made a good argument about the combat, and you are failing to give me a
kind of argument.
That's serious. It's so much to the point where I'm probably going to replay. I'm actually
about to replay it after streaming.
It's like...
Jack, this list has more slots than Ron has games played. How can you complete this list?
He hasn't even played 20 games. How the fuck is he able to play 20 games in the air?
I don't know how to describe it. Playing that game calms me down, bro.
Who the off-camera minding with your rain in the background to your mods pivot that is not over in the elder ring
Is the greatest Jesse? What do you mean wrong, bro?
Like you can't just give your opinion and just tell me that I'm wrong like it's my opinion, bro
True true Jesse play it he's wrong
It's peak isn't that good of a game
Mario paper on paper is a good game, but it's a shit game
He's right
Well by galaxy great game, so great game
What else?
Okay.
What was that?
I think it's not awful, but, um...
No, no, Victor, Victor, Victor, Victor, Victor.
There's a, there's a, there's a, there's a, there's a, there's a, there's a.
Let's start.
I'm okay, I'm okay, that's the name of the car, I mean, buddy.
Bye, babe.
Yeah, I think it's trying to over the faces. It's it's yeah, I think it's it's not putting faces in context and it's making it look so terrible
My faces are always super brightly lit because of the lighting setting and it looks like a crispy
They look that these are look bad in context always
Oh
Any new merchant works at skew C. We get something without rain though
Judge me call but shit dad. I'm nearly died. Oh, you give a shit about is this fucking bone. No, it's not that
Looks pretty good
your fucking fault
I thought it'd be too crazy, but it's gonna work.
Jack, why would they use a modern version of the game and add this on top of it?
the horizon it was like you can play even better prank do you do me a favor get
this kid a ride home at me fix this thing I want to hit but the road
interesting in that's cool by me yeah well we'll see I'm gonna deal with that
shit is like absolutely terrible but I guess this looks kind of decent I mean
and more rain again of course because gamers are simple a simple line of
people they see reflections and rain reflections and mirrors and they go oh
my this this looks good this is good this is a good game this is books actually
this is good with the fix man
why I think it was good but I mean I mean the rain is like make it it's like
embarrassed so it's like I'm trying to see like not rains more rain I mean I
can't put this fucking bullshit video more rain I mean I mean I just give me
stuff with it I mean I'm more rain again more rain again
Why am I going to my garage that much either, um, but bad graphics, you're gonna need great
graphics, but bad graphics and bad optimization definitely is worse than, uh, the opposite,
like.
It's not interesting, but actually I know one of the implications here, like, can you
make it rain in your room?
What does the other spy actually do?
Is it only some AI shit or what?
Help, Imlockter.
The filter?
I said a forbidden word.
Can I be forgiven?
But if where's that one?
No ghost we mentioned this in the weird game in there more or less looks like the same game with better
Human features like skin eyes not significantly different
But like shadows casted from hair or the nose like generally I think
Oh, that was terrible of it.
That one was like...
Can we see the difference in between both of them?
That looks so horrible.
Oh, hell no.
Cut scenes and at night watch dogs fared a lot better. I'm not sure what about night made it this
This is shit. This looks like this is like like like our man. Aiden Pierce looked like goo in those daytime shots
I'm wondering it if the problem I described with the low-resolution
terrible a problem here, but
New lighting stuff, so it's not just going from grand thought out of four
I hate how it makes most of character outlines.
That being said, what it's pulling on.
I don't know, I mean it, Jeff.
I really hate the way it deals with the lighting
across the edges.
It gives them an outline like in fucking overwatch.
It looks like a grain skin, exactly, and I hate that.
I think that my North Star with DLSS5
is gonna be, they need to be able to mask skin
skin and do the effect more subtly on the skin and less subtle all looks a little
more gritty and cinematic but I mean I don't think you would the ghost thing
a version of yeah that's fucking devil it's I mean feedback like you need to be
able to mask yeah that is it and make it subtle so that it's just less of the
effect on skin I'm not even gonna bother repeating what I've said about
performance, we have not had good luck with that.
I mean, maybe if people like tweak the setting on a game and recommended it on every game,
like this is like, like, truly testing people rated their shit like, okay, these settings
are actually good and I had a good time on it.
For every game that people play, then you probably have a better result this for sure.
You know what I mean?
Like, you go tweak with the settings, whatever, and then you play a game and then they recommended
it.
You know what I mean?
What is the fuck is this?
Hold on, I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I just want the bat!
Bro!
That's so weird.
I'm just gonna say...
Okay, hold on, buddy.
Wait, this is a different camera.
What?
It's a different camera!
I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I just want the bat!
Bro!
Yeah, there's a different camera, entirely!
It's a different...
It's not a filter!
It's a different camera, man!
Oh, that's a job again.
Um...
What the wrong? Look who's on exit. Bang!
Hey, did you guys know?
That Victor sold me a car in the game? Added any mail?
Flashback.
Okay. I think nobody works at the PDM anymore. Nobody ever works there.
It's kind of hard to even buy stuff. See who works at PDM.
PDM.
I need to buy a vehicle, can you come down and play with me please, man?
I'm here right now, man, I got you.
Oh, I see on the phone now.
Oh, you do?
Yes, I do, coming over.
What's up, how can I help?
So, I'm looking for a small type vehicle, your smallest bike, like a moped.
Is there anything even smaller than a moped, do you think?
All right, so I got a couple of our smallest vehicles out here for you.
Sure, I can show you.
Now, obviously nothing's gonna...
So in terms of cars, we got the AC positive and so on.
No, no, no, no, it's gotta be a bike.
It's gotta be like a small bike.
Bike? Yeah, yeah.
I don't think it's anything smaller than the moped.
Honestly, the Fagio Sport just got right here.
Is that it?
Yep.
Different versions of the Fagio.
So...
That one's a little more vintage style.
so we got the regular faggy over here and then they all might need the
pages baggy or not 96,000 for times as you can see that little more
customization options you have struggle seeing your room your wide spots well
this one okay when is new pixel 5 late you think this is gonna really because
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chat what is that um that baits motel yeah it is I don't I should just went for it I
should went for it I should I should just think of a guess I should begin a guess could
be a couple shows it's a bad show is what it is yep it's that show Jesus Christ
was that
um is that glee what about another another is calling it okay I'm gonna
This is not a good show, bang, it's not a good show, it's not a good show, it's not a good show.
I didn't have it back in my days, we had it at home, barely, it barely, it didn't even run the show during our time, after our school, at the time.
This is Temple, yep, I was right.
Yeah, why is it how many of Marvel shit is it?
If this is some more Marvel shit, I'm done.
Oh, yo, it's even worse somehow to magicians.
I don't know what that is.
Game, now to let's play this game now with only good shows.
Let's play this game with shows and art and shit.
I mean it!
No, I can't. I'm done.
I'm done. I'm done.
I'm sorry, I only watch good shows, I don't watch bad shows, my apologies.
What is that, subpanos?
I don't know what this is, I don't know what this is at all.
Fuck you.
Dexter.
Okay, um
It's the same show man
Um
Wait isn't isn't that
Is it really a show
I
Mean fuck out of here next
The fact that you guys watch this sloppin' it makes me worried, yeah.
I worry about it.
I worry about it, guys.
This is shit.
These shows are shit.
Not one of these shows, none of these were even considered average.
Most of these shows were way below average.
We're talking about some four and some fives, I mean.
This is sloppy toppy, don't you?
Uh, yeah.
Uh, chat.
If I don't know what I want to do today.
Um, Aberdeity Stream, League of Legends, nope, I'm not doing that.
This is a fun game.
This is a fun game.
Maybe we get a group with some games as a group.
Oh yeah, I was on the verge of finishing last time, no?
Oh, that's what I said.
Wait, that many?
What?
I cooked them.
Who the fuck is it?
Piotr.
Wow.
May I kiss a welcome?
Close the busses.
Who the fuck is a piotre?
Wow.
Man, I guess I welcome you to the XQCL.
The BUSY?
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Per day
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I mean, probably me percent, I mean, I could have done better, I had done better, I mean,
I'm going to go with this game
What is that?
I'm gonna play that but looks like a little
Chat chat I want I want to get this a few a few million runs because I was I was finishing the game chat
I'm feeling like it today
I'm feeling knowledgeable
Or to play
Like a big group present games
Darkest dungeon elven ring is on boy. Yeah
Ark vaders get across the board honestly
It's the same thing
We were slightly late.
Guys, I honestly hated it back.
Yeah, those guys were fucking kidding, by the way.
Yo, I'm not a fan.
This game fell off so quick.
Well, it didn't fall off. It has a shelf life.
I think they're walking and the boss isn't walking here.
I mean, I mean, I'm getting the average playtime in 60 hours.
The game falls within 60 hours.
See, there's still a lot of hours for a game.
I just feel like they just sold everybody on the fact
that they were going to have a continuous update when they just didn't.
You're going to whip out the rock, and you're going to throw it at that guy right there.
I
Actually
Last advice if you ever get a zombie bite or fear one is imminent the best you and you'll swallow the answer
Okay
Back there the crowd he fatty see her what?
All right, bro, we're gonna grab it
You said what hold on the light green. I'm gonna have to see you later
Hey
Someone tip him good what the fuck you got the food in the back
He's got pedal assistant
There's no other playing this shit. There is just no way
People like it because you can't lose the game you can't lose in the game man
Guys are you okay?
You need help
You say this ain't good. Yes. It's good. Yes. I'm gonna say last time. It's not my city. Oh, fuck you. Okay, man
Hey, man, whose property is this?
Hey, hey, hey, hey, no, you got to ask me twice.
I'm about to play some peak.
Hey.
Oh, now it's not good.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh, I get it!
I get it!
The test is doing it, the test is doing it!
Oh, there's good!
I don't have full storage, it's just my, my, that's all.
I'm lagging. I'm lagging.
Okay, I'll give the game another third review.
But maybe that maybe the maybe they fix the game. Maybe the game is actually good. I'm just I was just so bad that I just
Just the cute a lot
Starting item perk deck
Slippery
Oh, oh, you're gonna have to start again. Easy.
Seriously?
They did not remove the sex scene, there's no shot, zero chance, literally zero chance.
My game did not beep.
Yo, I mean, are we serious?
Is it?
Yo!
Can't wait to see you play this big game, Poggers.
Yo!
Interesting intro today. Three hours of dog shit takes from yours truly. Excited for more Darpy tomorrow though, XQC-L.
Madman I'm alive, Madman I'm alive, Madman you react to all, Madman get Madman all games, Madman any game, what's up with your game, like buddy I look like you just sit down and you fucking knock on the keyboard.
Okay, so what you're saying is that the game just won't just load it?
loaded
ship out
i'm begging you to send me a far
on michael's app around
throw some terminals in their toot-poop part welcome me to the jungle thanks in advance
I didn't play the game I didn't do the tutorials I didn't win I just get back
new player 64 months
what the fuck
I'd like to go faster.
Wait.
yo
Wait
Oh
Finally an actually game than shirts millionaire gonna be a good scream boys
Dead dead
Well, you have to get everybody now not just the players I mean
All right
What the fuck was that?
Where's that cursor mark?
Where's that cursor mark here?
Can I bike around with this?
What is that?
What's my middle clicking fucking died thank you gay
Aha
Excited for tomorrow
What ah
So Jack, what am I- L control, control R?
Okay, control XQCK.
Feet.
I've never seen a game like this before.
That's the reason you're buying.
Wait, club of the house?
Aha!
Wait!
Eh?
Some bitch!
You see now
Come on buddy everybody
I'm playing nearby. I'm just a player. I mean all of them get away a little bit. It takes a while to finish this game. I'm pretty sure. Oh
What is that chat
Can anybody fill up all of it?
I don't know, I don't know, that works.
Oh, the noise was a little bit, oh, hold on.
There you go, that's right there.
How spurned down dot no job.
Patheticized away.
You can use the proximity chat as a killer and talk ship to the survivor's cinema.
Really?
Hello?
I forgot my push is back up.
Good timing on playing this game so you can unleash your anger before tomorrow.
The cops on NoPixel are thankful I promise you.
Hello?
Will you leave me alone? No!
Hello, hello!
Wait I forgot I forgot I forgot my self-work here.
Control E?
Help me! Help me!
I don't want to send the jet to um...
Oh my god.
Knife from the fort?
You did it.
Hello!
You are about to die!
I
How is it that that's it
Hello
I got him!
What?
Um, I don't think I've ever had, did that, I think I've done it once or whatever.
He's not human!
Come back!
Come back!
what
Yeah, it's done about
What we stuck in how they already stopped it
What does any do
Can I not respawn here?
Hello?
Gabe!
Hello?
Hi.
I
Love it when you start like this then
I mean Chad I mean they escaped sure but I don't I don't think that's
It's even the point of the game though.
The saving is like the last thing that you have to do.
And saving is not the main game.
It's not the general mode.
It's just not.
These guys, they show the game by saving it.
Is that it?
Give me any points or what?
I don't know how this works out.
Run!
What? Help! Help!
Stop.
Ich!
And then-
Sssss.
Sup!
Chet, actually I won cause I let them escape so when you think about it.
Hello?
Hello?
I
Was that you
I'm doing this again with what I got, I mean this is just how this game is played, there's
not much else I can do with it, this is just how it works.
I was the next victim right here right here close it slide you know it's
Give me just some music to play, or it's not.
So I know what my other things are.
What is that?
I guess it's footsteps.
I'm confused what that is.
Excuse me.
Yeah.
Is it in here?
Could have said these people are already dead now.
I think I have to use TVs in chat.
I think I have to use TVs.
Umm...
Huh?
In here?
Check, this is nothing right?
What does that do?
I mean, right here, on it.
There's an escape, but I mean, this is definitely the point of the game, though.
You don't have to save people and do a bunch of tasks.
Um, so what is that you?
It just admires.
Interesting.
Oh!
Let's see how many somebody...
that has to be this end of the has to be follow up to last month's show a
Hello? Hello? Anybody here?
Seriously?
Aha!
What is he doing?
Hello!
Should I get more points than doing this?
3, 1, 2, 4,
SUCK!
So what would I want to carry on that?
Do I get more points if I, if I, if I, if I like, put him somewhere?
Or blood thirst?
Um, stop asking me to share shitty mobile app.
Can I eat him?
He's got more people.
Chat, I mean, what are the rest of my bidikas?
I need to find the last Tanya girl.
Alright, I'll find her.
Tab for Mappa.
It's really hard to get out of the area, I really hate it.
Light Control R.
Um, is that energy being...
Do I have to be a TV?
I think I'm about to find out.
Hello?
Hello? Anybody home?
Aha.
They tried to hide her.
Hello there.
Excuse me.
No, no, no, no.
I'll get more points then.
Kits?
What's fancy killer?
How do you like a fancy killer?
I
I
I mean, that's a lot of blades, my bad!
Not me though!
Not me though!
Stop!
I got not happy as-
Bob survived.
That's a set!
5,000! I don't- There's no way I lose this!
7,000!
GG's do you, Mike?
GG man.
No harp- No harp-
but the fire is both your home-standard, you know.
Slaughterhouse!
I- I've never seen it before!
Slaughterhouse!
Chad, that's-
Hey, I got some new glasses.
I
See like he looks young and all that the same is like I don't understand
I mean you guys not a good mark when I said it they left early the dog shit that I mean it did make a dog shit
Edit loadouts. Surely there's visual abilities you can put in.
Level...
Well, you unlock new shit at level 25?
Okay, out of shape, jump, no matter what the circumstances, whether downed, in light, or
being watched. It allows you to enter exit shape jump anytime.
Wait, so that's written in Q, right? That's written in Q?
Uh, so that, and then it pulls energy, uh, there'll be more seconds and I can find structures
in a large area.
Blackout, blah blah blah, that goes, anything, power to be temporarily disabled.
Okay, I can set this alert here.
Um.
Okay, I'll do one more, I guess.
I mean, it's just, it's just, it's just very doubly balanced.
When you're down, you can play with them close and insta-kill them.
Animation. Oh, very cool.
Did I say this is what?
You know, I'm not Thomas.
If you get the organs on the ground.
But there's no range though.
That's the problem with the game is that there's no range of damage in Shepin.
Like, but it's whatever.
I mean, it killed her always once anyway.
Pretty sure, no?
I mean, how do you even lose a skiller? You can just kill all the NPCs.
Check this a bit over here, I would know, right? Because of my, because of this kind of senses.
fences. But maybe as this here, as you just run around until I see through the walls pretty
much. Because it's kind of a peak, you just walk down the middle and you see like this
guy there. Hello? Hello? Hi. Hi.
Why am I actually going backwards then, no?
Why are the NPCs spawned in the police center?
Hi!
See, they only kill civilians in it, but not a social one, at least.
Any residents?
I guess I'll go down this road and...
No, chat...
If it's an automatic building, you should have lights on, right?
I'm being stalked.
Is that Invisible Warrior? Oh yeah, I'm inside the map.
Oh, I'm inside the map, that's why I was doing that.
I'm fucking stupid.
I'm not a great at it.
Oh easy, I can just go in the bike and just air weed, air weed and look at the BC's.
I haven't found a still empty yet, that's insane, I mean that's crazy.
Not one.
Maybe one right here.
Maybe one here?
Wait, she didn't see through the walls?
Well, I thought she did!
Wait, she doesn't!
Hey, Donald!
You good? Then listen to me, because people are in danger.
That doesn't sound good at all.
People are dead and more are going to die if we don't work together.
This is the best chance to die.
I'll have him go for help, and then I'll have him hide.
I'll have him stay for help.
You see.
Map shows the city spots, huh?
Oh, it only shows you, push marks.
I'll come back and pick him up in a minute.
Is that Michael over there?
I don't think so.
Hi!
Oh, she's apart!
It's my turn now.
We must get out of here!
I need like the key for this shit, right?
Um, yeah, I need key.
We need to find exits. There's one over there, I see.
Ow!
Wait, where's the NPC?
Well, I do have a key, but I don't think that's it. That's like one of those key things, no?
No, no, it's not it's not it is a crowbar entity. Oh
Yes it
We need to fuse.
We need to fuse this, mate.
Don't die me!
We lost another subtle target. Very cool. Very winnable.
This bug is sliding on the ground. Hi!
Maybe I get more NPCs?
Two houses here that are for digital NPCs.
Hello?
Oh, somebody died here.
You know, I had to keep it, that's a different thing.
I need to find a fuse.
Hello?
I'm gonna put the code in there.
How they gonna smoke that?
Should I smoke it?
I'll go smoke as is that
Hi I have to go I have to go sorry
Watch the door though the door sticky be careful the door sticky
See ya bum get a job you moron
Oh
Hey, we'll bag you
Oh
It's a pretty large provision area that will take it
Hey man, hi
Jump in the door please!
Um...
Chad, why haven't you been to my Emmy though? Where did she go?
I'm just gonna stamp all the cups and fudge it.
Wow
Rightful, ooh, okay hold on
Sorry man
I have to go up to go up to go inside what you do though it's sticky
Sorry, but that I had to add you excuse me
Sorry man, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Wait, Jack, did any of them escaped or what?
I need to find more points.
That's good, that's good, that's really good.
I have to go back to this guy right there and make him escape for sure.
for sure
i'm the only one kind of i guess i have the decision progress but it's kind of
oh what was that
did i hear that there's a police right there
i got a few NPCs it's just that um the guys in that is going to kind of on my
trail the whole game
I'm running out of stuns, too.
Buddy, I've been using the map, man.
What do I do here?
Maybe we call the police more times?
Dude, what the actual?
It's on a loop around restore the power and color enforcement tell her that I
Was having dinner with my dad and I missed the intro didn't I tell you not to go live till I am done with the
I am so sad right now. You ruined my night my juice. I
Didn't say that I have to have to jump out well, so the
power on here no
There you go, maybe spaghetti bang
Now I will go and
Call for some
Just get fit of water
He turned it off again?
I have to go. I'm sorry. I I'm late. I'm late for work, man.
You get if you had a job you bum
Get off of me you bum
Wow, wow. Watch out. The creep is behind me. Watch out.
I wasn't finished with my dinner. I'm the man wearing champ feelings.
We'll do the power-on please and keep it on so I get called for some reinforcements. It's right there behind you
There's a bunch of dreams to help cheer me up where my rental state gets slow
Thanks for all you do feel excuse me. No, you missed it. You missed it. It's a red one there
But it's on the side you know what you know what forget about it. I'll just do it myself
There you go
Lock the doors man.
What was this possible?
Wait.
No!
Leave me alone!
Yeah, we need to split up a little bit so that we can achieve some progress.
You know what I mean?
No!
What it gives me off the power behind you he's behind you he's behind you watch out
Hey, you guys need to turn it like do something so well, so I can do this so that we can't do that
Oh, he said carriages, I only got one man.
Why is he...
Just forget about it man.
I'm not going to ask any questions.
Um, can there be some more civilians here, no? Remember?
Hello?
No, no, no, no, no.
NPCs are not the main NPCs, like side NPCs.
There was like a guy earlier, remember?
It's not like a main guy is like a half guy.
I'm gonna try to find that in two rattle.
Just call more police.
All dead at the top?
We get more points if we use the other escapes or not.
Like if we go and do the other objectives.
The sedan, the gate, all that.
Yeah, surely we can make more points.
bracket please wait how did he end early
Let's just say...
Wait!
If you kill NPCs and leave the game, we can't get points!
Wait!
You win by le- this game wins by leaving the game!
What?!
Eh- explain!
He wins by leaving the game!
But I don't understand it.
We get more points and we could have won if I escaped.
But this guy's an incentive to leave the game as soon as we get...
If you get 3 NPCs from you, lose the game and you win.
Like...
Because I'm sure I found points.
He escaped. No, he doesn't escape. I think he left the game. I'm pretty sure.
How many of you escaped?
I'm just interested in how can he do this for months?
He killed two of our three NPCs and the rest escaped.
I couldn't even play the game and he escapes and then he wins.
Like he just brute-forced the game.
I mean, he can brute-force the game.
Um.
Game needs to remove all NPCs or create a separate mode.
It's 3k, 3k points equals one other man.
If I get 3k points, it's so easy. I had 8000 then I was in China.
So prior was saving people pretty much.
So I should go to all the places that have a cushion marks and whatnot that should rush and make him come towards me or whatever
Any NPCs I guess not
Yes, it's good, right?
Yes, it's good. This is also good
There's a house here surely you find something that was we saved
To up whoa
Hello hi
Nice brick in your cupboard
What do you need?
That was stable
Please just a regular night a masked madman is out for blood
So ready when you are follow me there's safety in numbers stay close to me
Consider me
Yeah, should I go also call the police is that I'm not gonna help them today. You know at all
Hello, this is Lori Strowed I need to talk to a police officer
Feel sure oh
Please don't hang up. Just need someone to talk. Oh, I think about that. I mean
I wish I could click both buttons anyway, just to make sure.
Yeah, I can. I click both buttons and it still works.
So, now I need to help her escape, right?
Does she follow me on foot at all or not?
I will go through the building.
Um, hi.
What happened?
What am I doing?
Is the bad guy in your mic?
We can repair the car.
I have the car repair and the gas.
Do you have any keys?
They have a car key?
They have a car key?
They have a car key?
I think they have a car key.
It seems like it.
Wait, see how long it takes to put the purse down?
Like...
It shouldn't take as long to do all that.
Hello?
Manchikin clap manchikin clap
Yo can you give me the key so I have all the items so I can help her get out, thank you.
Now I can help this girl get out.
Um, where is she?
Now it's locked, very nice.
Lady! Get out of there, man!
Oh, shit!
Have you seen my...
I'll talk to her again?!
Oh, my God. Where are we gonna die?
Focus, okay? If we stay smart, maybe we can put a stop to all this madness.
If we die. So, how do we escape him? This isn't make-believe kid stuff.
And now we're losing people.
Just follow me.
Follow me, follow me, lady.
And if you find the car, we need to help her get out so that we save her, okay?
Let's go.
What is she doing?
Follow me, stop.
Oh my God, what is she?
We have to find the sedan car and I've never know where this one is at.
You know where the sedan car is at?
Excuse me, is that you?
You must find the sedan.
Where's the sedan car?
I'm not sure.
i have items to repair the car
oh i'm being stalked
he's stalking me
Um, Sedan?
Where's the Sedan car?
Is this the Sedan car?
now the the car usually has like the trunk open like the the lid
all right let's look for the sedan car then
I've enjoyed sixty five months can't wait for sixty seven sixty seven sixty seven sixty seven
ah Rachel's stuck following me somehow
oh Rachel's dead very nice very cool
Rachel is very smart. I love Rachel.
She's probably bugging her in any NPC loop.
If the car doesn't exist, the car is gone, I guess. I don't know.
Where is the car?
Um, it's top of map.
Graveyard or alleyway?
In the graveyard?
Inside of it?
Hi!
Well, how's it going?
All hell is focused loose, and we need to stay out of trouble.
Well, don't keep it to yourself, go on.
A psycho is on the loose, and we need to come up with a plan.
Okay?
Don't fall behind.
Stay out of the shadows.
Yeah, I don't know.
Where's this stupid ass core, man?
So, I saw something right there.
Is that Michael?
Is that a sedan? Is that a sedan? Is that a sedan?
Have you found the sedan core?
I'm so happy to own it.
I can't find it.
I don't even think it's here.
I look everywhere!
I am about to blow up a... chat. Where is it?
be top right no wait no no we just wait here
ain't no we blow is conducting a full-scale FBI investigation for a four
door sedan bro thinks he's buying a car ain't no way I found it I'm going to
fuel this vehicle. Wait, did I miss the prompts? Yep, that's the one. Well, I'm not
paying attention to the prompts. They're too small. I need to repair, I think I need
to repair it now. I think it's repair, I think it needs the keys. Is it a pair? I have the
You have to find Eric though, is this guy Eric?
Um, not sure.
15 months, 6 cubes here.
I think so.
The guy behind you, the guy with you, is that Eric or not?
I can't see his name.
Yeah, I can't. I can't see his name.
Oh, so then he's not better. Then we need to find somebody else better.
We need to go find Eric.
Well, if we don't save Eric, we don't get points.
they've been appreciate we lose yeah we lose if he kills Eric so what do we do
maybe you drive out and I get out the air council or somewhere else I mean I
think I would do it for Eric yeah but then we won't be able to save these
guys then
Police, respawn available.
But how?
Oh, I get the card, right?
Then I can respawn, and then maybe I can heal that as proper.
What's your fireworks?
You need to get the car and then get to response.
What is this guy doing?
Nooo!
Not this... the second the game is still in the game!
What are you saying? It isn't.
I literally did not patch.
The hot takes okay, I will do it that's it
I think he's gonna give it up.
It says that a lot of people are playing this game, but most players that I see, literally give up and middle of the game.
Oh, there he is, he's back.
Chat, I- I need to wait to get a respawn prompt from the fucking cards.
There's no AI letters to escape.
Wait, is that true?
No, use that, no, use that, use that!
What, I mean, then you just need to do that then.
If you can hear me, no you can't hear me.
If somebody needs to tell you, you gotta get the fuck out of here, man.
So why wouldn't the game just end then?
If you can't win anymore, I guess we get a... Oh, there you go!
Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!
Wait, what?
Wait, no, no, I need that! I need that!
Uhhh...
Wait, what was that?
What's up with the lake over there?
Lane, what was that?
Is that not like a fallen busy?
Hey, hey!
You have to escape, man!
Where are you going?
Lady!
You have to escape, man!
Lady, I'm the police!
I am the police you must escape you gotta help me you gotta help me okay I'll help
you let's get out of here shall we follow me follow me okay I'll follow you
Michael is behind us by the way he's very useless though he's adding some
of the episode. He's got some sort of very rare mail postpartum or something, so be careful.
Anyway, where's the escape? You tell me how you do it.
Ah, very nice. I got you. Hello officer. Oh, what an officer.
You are under arrest put your hands back and see them don't stand up don't stand up
I'm
I'm
I'm
I'm
I'm
I'm
Hey Michael, come here. Let me talk to you.
He has a timer, so if he's immune to being stunned, I mean, what do you mean is the
point of stunning them?
It's the point of seeing if he can just get back up.
If somebody wants to work on the escape pod, they just can't because he can just get stunned
I'm not, I'm better than just, like I don't really get it.
36 months, can I get a welcome to the jungle?
Like how long does it really take to break this thing?
Is this installing or what?
I'm not sure.
Holy cow.
We win surely right, I mean it.
What?
So do you go nervous?
No, I thought that we sucked it.
I don't think you can win as civilians.
I think it's just impossible.
I don't think there's a single way to win as a civilian.
You're literally safe now when you are trash at the game, buddy.
Let's let's beat that one score, buddy.
You can get two kills after that one score.
You cannot lose that skill or you can't lose.
Oh, you're Michael now.
I've always been Michael.
No!
Is it true, is it true humans that want to be my victims?
Ah, yes, more blood for the taking.
Ooh, wow, hold on.
More blood for me.
All right, well, it's test to how it possible is to win a civilian surely I don't lose here
Otherwise, I'm probably just don't shit by losing. I mean I'm terrible at the game
They're gonna find me right here
Hello!
Lilian!
Alright.
Gee, where is he?
Bang!
Chat, I think level 2 basically gives me more points for sure, there's no way it doesn't.
And now I can do ctrl r?
What is that?
Suck!
That's one of them, alright.
I guess we do this again.
Oh.
Anybody here?
Environmental hell.
Aha!
Don't come any closer, please.
Stop! Ow, my eyes! Owie, owie! Ow, stop that!
Flashback.
Now I can do... now I can do... Control E?
How do I stop it?
So the game's just gonna lie there.
6, 7 month sex cubes again.
Hi!
Help!
I need help!
Hi. Hello. You're hurting me. Bye. Level three, two. Bye-bye. Yummy. Okay, then that's...
So what would I hide the buys and stuff, y'all? What does that even give me?
Wasn't somebody back there?
Hello?
Let's cops.
Oh, okay, yeah, makes sense.
So what is level 3 even hit me?
It's my house man!
More power.
Hello.
Hello.
1, 2, 3, 4, 2.
Is it me bloody?
Watch out!
hello one two three four two is it me bloody watch out die
gee whiz
I have to carry you look quicker
I will hide the body
I will hide the body, side face.
I did that to complete useless but I mean, control R, check for people, aha!
QCL.
Why are you telling me to edit your review on this game?
Hello?
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
Nobody says no to Michael. Can't do. Where are you going? Friend, friend!
I
Was watching
Hi
Until next time the markets
Damn
I should eat you're right. I should eat out of it
Powers out easy
My what was it? Oh, there is
This police though what if the other guy
Yeah, I need to look for the other guys, the NPCs or not.
Lag?
Oh.
We should have just stopped them already.
Wait!
Hello!
Hello!
Wait!
Shout out XQC, shout out RUB1, shout out Canada.
Here, skater's a madder and that's not what I'm looking for.
And that's not even going in.
Oh, yeah, that's a flare, yeah.
Ow, my eyes, owie, owie!
Why is he so slow though? I mean I'm full-blooded with that.
Really?
I need help!
Hi!
What?
Okay, I'll go to the wall.
Whatever.
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello
Come on, just one kiss please
Hello?
Hello?
Um...
So you know everybody's dead. I'm pretty sure I still need to do the civilians, right?
And the sense would be here and writes
I mean I kill everybody I mean I mean how else more than I do this is busted it
Now that I get tricked
What was that?
They saw you die!
Can I not go through here?
I can't, I...
Hello!
3-1-2-4-2
But I go...
Goodbye.
Wait, there's a bunch more as well. I mean, there's a bunch.
I mean there's two plus the other ones, right?
So...
There should be one on the one that was right next to me, right? So...
I could just... yeah, there's just Redo again.
Wait, is there any that does more there? Or am I getting trolled?
Oh, I see him! I think that's police though.
I
Okay, mind you man!
Do it!
Do it!
I want to see a belly out of school.
Hi!
I'll just get hit instead of him.
He's next, uh, officer, sorry, I had to, I had to!
Officer, officer, officer! I have a crime to report to!
I
Hi
Shoot me shoot me
Shoot me
I like a photo murder yours
There's one last NPC. Alright. Let me chat. I think that's a full massacre. I don't think
anybody would save this runner. Oh, what was it? I wasn't paying attention. I think it's
This is the radio.
Oh, there you are.
Try this, there's just no one, can you see, no?
Not only a hitter, actually,
but there's four more one special ones.
Hello?
Please, I don't want it, please!
Don't do that!
What's wrong with me?
No.
Hi!
you
you
you
you
you
You
Hi!
So not him.
Is there more?
Yeah, ready.
Yeah, ready.
Is that any good, though?
Hello?
Hello.
Okay, where is Richard in the chat?
What does it say he is?
Is that a Kashmarka?
It is not a Kashmarka.
I just don't see it.
Oh, wow, he's far away.
No, that's the other guy.
I killed everybody.
It doesn't matter.
I mean, everybody's dead already.
All right, let's see.
Okay, 3.6k.
I've had it.
4k.
6.7.
Okay.
had it 4k 6 7 it's not a house no it's not a house I mean what how how more
What more can we do?
Man, how? I'm just confused. How these hits can win and how could they win then?
Yeah, I'm playing one last one as silly and I just want to see if I can actually get a
winner.
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Who's ma...
Oh, what a nice skin.
Is that rare?
Wait, there's no Michael.
Who's my oh what a nice scanner is that rare wait there's no Michael
Huh
When the map will go to yellow
What yellow?
All the yellow areas.
All right.
You good?
We're in terrible danger, but we can fight back together.
I'm with you.
What else do you want?
There's a killer out there.
I need your help.
Look at me.
Let's stop this together.
Just follow me.
I am.
Be okay.
Please.
Center it down.
Should I hide him first or what?
Um.
Okay.
I'll talk to Bennett.
Find a hiding spot and stay hidden.
It's no problem for me.
I'm not going to hide you.
I'm not going to hide you.
I'm not going to hide you.
I'm not going to hide you.
I'm not going to hide you.
I'm not going to hide you.
I'm not going to hide you.
I'm not going to hide you.
I'm not asking myself.
So now he's going to go hide, right?
Okay, I'm playing perfectly then, because I gotta settle talk to somebody.
Wait, it's a locked bike.
There's nothing I could have done better now, I mean literally.
Padlock keys and bolt cutters.
Okay, padlock, key or bolt cutters?
Is there even worth doing that?
Probably is, right?
I can't jump down one note.
I'll have to get a bit of damage this time.
Hello, sir.
What do I do with them?
Do I hide them as well?
Call the cops?
Consider it done.
Bulkers! Bang!
Okay so this guy got killed, that's unlucky, teammate dead, okay, use bulkers there, okay,
Oh, I'm being vected again.
Check.
Is it an amount of people that can escape out of this?
Or is it just a flat, um, tie-in-up?
game excuse you so it's a mount that amount okay now where's the guy hidden
minutes. No, it's 60 time I guess. Uh, escape. Oh, so he's opening it.
Wait, who used my escape?
Why, somebody use my shit?
Is it the guy I told to hide?
Wait, is it my teammate or is it the NPC?
Yeah, I think it's died.
Ummm...
Alright.
Now, should maybe actually get the bike here?
Is the bike here?
Is it locked?
It's locked again.
I should just bolt cut it, no?
Wait.
Ah.
What?
I am confused so I cannot bolt cut the bike but I can I can break the bike
catch do I give a fuck about this in the music for me or do I go to yellow wait
There's no more yellows. Where's Marcus?
Cards? I mean...
Oh, oh, oh, sorry, sorry, sorry. Hey, listen.
We can talk about this, man.
There's no light here, it's a terrible...
What?!
The mechanic doesn't work?!
The firecrackers don't work!
Excuse me, you're out.
I don't need to know.
Why aren't you late, you're supposed to be on the mechanic, no?
You're supposed to be on the mechanic.
It doesn't matter, we're probably going to win anyway, no?
I know you're going to get points.
like who the fuck is this guy police
hold on is that a jay this is a rapeseed oh wait what is he doing
Check. I mean these guys, this is what I get to.
Oh, so we have to stay back then. Easy.
Wait, why don't we go to the players then?
They have not the game?
Let's get those what he's doing.
Ah, never mind.
Buddy, is this guy fucking brain dead?
Wait!
Right in front of
Now they need bullcutter
Check can he aim at the at the thing and break it
Wait you get break the whole thing yet
I think he's giving up.
I can just watch the least if I do the minigames and I get the card if I haven't gotten the card yet, so I mean
How is Michael not finding her I mean she's doing a wide open
Excuse me, I've been the car that I'm getting into her
Nope
Just fucking not
getting the car to chat why is it getting all what why is it opening all
the fucking powers on them well there's no Michael in the game
what the fuck
Huh?
Wait, why is the music getting like this?
Wait, why is the music keeping him like this, like he is there!
Why is the power's on?
It's NPC Michael, I don't think so, is it?
I kind of seem to shiver a little bit.
Yeah, that's, uh, I'll lose this NPC.
Yeah, it's NPC, because this guy just filmed the skill checker.
Don't check him.
Nah, he's human.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 escape, sir. They can't. 6 escape. No way we lose this.
Wait, I don't know. We only have 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 then.
I am confused.
Police, got it.
Alright.
Now I need to find, um, wait.
Help, isn't this a scaper?
Hey guys.
Any residents?
Oh, I remember what they're after.
In the core.
Banzaios, right?
The police wagon has been called.
Wait, that's actually OP.
man that's big job as that's big job
okay guys get the fuck out of here
oh yeah motherfucker hey hey wait why is there a problem there's no prompts wait
Okay, is he blind?
Eww!
Buddy!
Okay, I'm glad to see you're still alive.
I don't
There's something in here
Watch out man watch your face
I guess he's not stunned. I mean I guess he's not stunned. I don't know what to tell you
Hey, is he only got half stunned? I don't know
Five boss was not enough acidity acidity a little bit more than five headshots
What are we waiting on now though, I really don't get it
I mean five headshots and it doesn't get a full, a full stun.
Even if you can't do something to the animation, it should still at least stack some damage.
Like it shouldn't go nowhere.
They went nowhere, in fact it was really useless.
Like!
What in the fuck is this game?
Okay, we have to wag it at least.
Channels most of them are left on the server, look it.
Is it that there's three, right?
Is that why it's not at the top? Let's get it.
one more and where is he I mean do we know where
blue spot on the map. I'll give it a shot.
of
some
of
a
a
What's up, bitch?
What's up, pussy?
And what did you do?
What's up, bitch-ass?
Hey!
Watch your head!
Hey, motherfucker!
So, yeah, you're getting blasted, pal!
So yeah, you're getting blasted pal, where's he?
Where's he?
We can't kill him because there's an animation going on, you know what I mean?
You can't get out of here!
You can't get out of here!
You can't get out of here!
What's up bitch?
I mean, how do you stop the game, then?
For a game of three points, then?
That's proper.
I mean, how do you stop the game?
You can't arrest them.
The game is bugged.
I mean, this is actually stupid!
You can't rest on them. The game is bugged. I mean, this is actually stupid! It's literally
unmanable. No, we're running close. The guy won like
I form into the lobby. You win at 3,000.
Okay, you're saying that our rest mechanic is possible.
I mean, find me one video where somebody gets arrested.
Last time we had 12 cops around him, and he was downed.
Three players, four cops, actually.
It couldn't arrest him.
Oh, yeah, it's just that you add all that you give him as a sit-in.
Oh well, that's cool, I guess.
The game is as bad as it is, so why did they remove the second mechanic card?
game looks incredible and for only $40 what a steal please remove this part of
the at the tarantula man
Ooh, very, very spooky.
Icon, look at this.
Bang. I mean, what is this?
Is that matchbox?
Yeah, I think that was a little bit, um...
Once you get level 20, that's when you get good upgrades.
By level 20, it takes hours of gameplay to get to level 20 though.
And you get one spell, I don't think it would change much of anything.
Okay, just hang in here.
All right, ready for games?
Beetleball one.
Yep.
All right.
I am not a worm, worm, worm, worm.
What the fuck?
To arrest Michael at the end game you're gonna need to spawn in as a cop or have a Loomis
on hand.
With Loomis or the cop you simply get in a range and then you're gonna be prompted with
the arrest symbol.
That symbol starts flashing colors is now time to make the arrest but first you're gonna have to down it
Once he's down on the ground you have to swarm him all together as a group the more the better
Everyone will have to go through a set of skill checks. They won't be easy
But if everyone completes them, yeah, but you do the control in mechanic. Yeah, I mean
No
Yet me three at the same time. No, that's that's that's
You're going to motherfucking jail, booty boy!
To arrest Michael at the end game.
Chat, if you have 3k points, you're still in the game, though.
You still win the game if you have 3k points, which is just like 2 kills. I mean...
Fuck him up!
Get him down, you fuck him up! Oh, Tanya said fuck that.
Alright, when he comes up, we can get him, we can get him.
Come on, Myers, get up.
Oh, we get him, we get him!
Oh my god he doesn't know. Shit. Wait what? I missed all my skill checks. You hold it bro, you hold it, you hold it and then click it. I missed every skill check and we got it.
That only took six hours.
All right.
That's what it was.
You hold it while you do this.
Very interesting mechanic there.
Gigi saw.
Hold on, I don't see.
You hold E and then click.
Did he win or lose?
I mean, how bad was this guy? I mean, he didn't get a sense. It seems to be a killer. That's
Let's bust it.
Alright.
By the last bit, I know this.
I don't have it.
Alright. Very interesting game. Oh, anyway. Hello, let me see. It says, uh, how do you
think gamers really want to remove the controversial sex related minigame? Yeah, but well, why is
it controversial though? Well, adult characters have sex encounters with teenage characters
Wait, really? Huh? Some of the kids were underage. I don't know, remove the feature. Who was underage in the game, actually?
Why, I didn't know.
know this is a no cuz there was a six-year-old man
that's that's um maybe this one maybe that one
that was a good game man
like how is it how does it look better fucking 10 years ago I don't get it man
It literally looks better ten years ago! Explain how!
Only it doesn't. Wait, it absolutely...
Okay, now I know you've never seen me play this game before.
The game... Okay, these graphics...
Well, this is pre-release footage. This is pre-release.
Wait, chat, you didn't have lava?
Yeah, they gave them a little bit of metal when I played it.
They skipped.
Yo, that's not crazy.
They knew it looked goofy when they made the game, and they skipped the animation.
Look, they skipped it!
Bro, they skipped on the fucking...
What are you...
I can't.
That's absolutely insane.
I mean, the game was...
The game was a good one, but they first came out as well anyway.
Oh, the Texas Chainsaw game.
Yeah, that game was pretty nice.
Um, but yeah, everybody, yeah, exactly, everybody like metagame did with Jorn.
Why's that?
I'm not sure what I'm doing.
I'm not sure what I'm doing.
I'm not sure what I'm doing.
I'm getting some fucking dog shit.
Wow, I'm gonna build.
They already have the animation, why would they just stick with it on the new game?
Playing the video is better, I mean, they're making it worse.
Oh, I don't get this one, eh?
Well, I mean, I feel like if I if you swap those I think you swap the original and recent
that people say the same complaint with us because this one this one has waves and it's
more real and this one just looks as better texture or see-through but you
can work with this less though because if you had ways with him
you know what I mean like it has just different.
Complex after a woman reportedly attacked her neighbors with a metal bat as officers arrive.
What are you doing? Hey ginger I need to talk to you.
You the owner of the car? Yes sir.
Got your ID on you?
I don't have my water, I'll put this back here.
You back there?
Yeah.
Well, who's this guy?
Tim?
Yeah.
Tim?
I may have him for a little bit.
Steering wheel.
I'm very hungry right now.
Back that way.
We should stay right there.
Got it?
Yes sir.
See those hands dropping in, you're going to have a problem.
You were here about a month back
We're passing through this car. Yeah, give me a store
I just met her and she was like, oh, I said, yeah, you can drive to the store and I just rolled with her and then I came out place
I was like, I don't know. I didn't have any
I'm gonna go ahead and stand back. Hold on.
You got a warrant?
I don't know.
You know your Tim Conway?
Or Connor?
How are your teeth blacken?
Hold on a minute, let me see.
This is Connor versus Timothy.
I showed a warrant out of the kids app for you.
Ring the bell.
No, you can just keep your hands right on that steering wheel.
You're gonna arrest him, you don't have to be all tensed up.
Any weapons in the vehicle.
No guns, knives, bombs.
Chad, what is he shooting on at?
Russians, nuclear weapons, nothing like that.
Someone else?
Is it what?
Is it a nuclear weapon?
If they watch it and you're going to jail, if they don't watch it, then you better take
care of it.
Can we just stay in that out here?
Yeah, but you're trying to stop. The ramp is red.
Dude, there's no good footage.
Check! Is that also Labor Day 1?
That wasn't after you.
I'm after your view.
Really?
That's why I think he's closed.
That's why I think he took off.
I have to get in the car, so...
Cheers, guys.
Hey, Tim, I locked the door. Come on out.
they want you they want you get to go to jail yeah unlock the door
unlock the door you want me pull you out of there
no open the door or it's gonna be the end of you open the door
You and me are going to have problems.
Open the door.
You can get a sight.
You can get a sight, get out.
I can't get out.
Get out.
Better not.
You better not.
Oh my god.
Put your hands out the window. Put your hands out the window.
Welcome to the General Friend.
Get your hands out the window. Right now.
Boy, wow, Gunner. The other one reached in there and made the worst way you can.
Okay. But you still gotta get out. I gotta write ya.
Shut up. Shut up. Get out.
We've got the keys. Okay, yeah. You have to go back because it's got to be that he was rich for a gun.
And you want him to approach to get the keys so he doesn't escape. I heard that point you would
any any any rational human being would would
Try to survive it rather than catch them
And then we prioritize like what yeah
If you can still chase them and then they can get him later if you get shot I mean
You better listen to her.
It's up to you.
Jay, you had to have been prepared though for somebody not cooperating though.
Like, getting ready to break a window and shit.
You guys are just gonna slow.
Oh my God, sir!
I think I've got such a bled north on one of them.
Yes, sir.
Oh my God, sir in there!
My radio was on the car, it's gone.
Thank you.
I got a video too. Go ahead and stand over there, Ginger.
I'm going to park over here.
Okay.
Do you know this guy?
Do you know he had a warrant?
No.
I lost my wallet.
Block trade.
I don't know where he's the main one.
Sketchy's giving me gold for that backpack.
I didn't know what he had in that backpack.
Do you have a firearm?
I don't know.
Whose backpack was in the front seat?
That's his!
That's the answer?
Parked car, not far from...
That's a nice display, isn't it?
Can't you see I'm in the middle of nowhere?
The police indicate that two hours later,
the suspect collided with a parked car,
not far from the traffic stop's location.
As a deputy arrives at the collision scene,
he spots the man behind a nearby shed and approaches him.
Hands!
Show me your hands!
Show me your hands right now!
Fuck.
He's got a gun shot!
He's got a gun shot!
He's got a gun shot!
He's got a gun shot!
He's got a gun shot!
Just fire! Just fire!
Crawl out here on your hand!
Crawl out here!
You good?
Yeah, I'm good.
Holy sh**, man.
You're okay.
I'll be okay, quality anyway.
Put your hands out.
Suspect down.
Start aid.
I don't have a radio.
Start aid.
Doing start aid.
The gun was in his right hand.
I don't know.
Oh, hey, buddy. You're getting to see the guy.
Guys, I'm insecure.
What the fuck?
We're gonna be code 4 this time.
Drop the gun!
Put your hands up!
We are just off of the motel in the parking lot.
I can't see Israel.
How long does that go for?
It's nothing.
What?
Put your hands up.
Put your hands up.
Mr. Count.
They can't tell if it's the gun.
Is that the gun's hand?
I'm going to break away while I cover him.
I'm going to try and get a better view over here.
It's still active.
I'm confused.
Okay, I got a visual on both hands.
Brian, I'm going to move up.
Yeah, I'm coming behind you.
Okay, I could see the gun.
Okay, I'm going to move up with you guys.
Hold on, stop, stop.
Who's going hands?
Do you have gloves?
I do not.
I've got gloves.
Okay, I'll grab yours.
No, I don't.
Do you have gloves anywhere?
No.
I've got my other gloves on here, so hold on.
Let's get him in cuffs.
You got a pat of down too?
Just be sure.
I don't feel anything else.
He's barely.
There's his backpack right there.
You all right?
He wants me to try to save my ass right there.
I don't need to get the f**k off dude.
Get back!
I need this whole area dude that the expedition over there was involved in a collision. That's his car
All parking lot, everything.
Oh, we're all recording.
OK.
I'll handle stuff I've got then coming.
OK.
OK.
You all right then?
OK.
Oh, that's different.
Yeah, I got that.
She's OK.
All right, Ginger.
We have to have another agency come investigate this,
so I'm not going to get a story of what you saw or anything
at this point.
I'll let you know when I show up.
Do you think that I'm going to get my stuff?
Nothing out of the car at this point.
OK.
You know my dogs are OK?
I know they call animal control to take custody of one
so I'll find out and let you know.
Okay.
Okay.
Are there dogs with you?
No.
I got a call from the car.
Greg, I told I had to wait to get them.
They're in the car?
That's what I was told.
Okay.
Just like, I had to be in there like this.
If there's anything in here, I'm not going to get timed out.
I mean, it depends if you say dumb shit, motherfucker.
The suspect 49-year-old Timothy Connor was facing two counts of second-degree
of a child at the time of the incident. After being released on bond, he failed to
show up to a court hearing regarding that case, which led to a warrant that the
officers seen in the body cam footage attempted to serve before he fled the
scene. Tim had pleaded not guilty to the sexual assault charges. However, reports
indicate he had previously already confessed to assaulting the victim,
saying, quote, yeah, I messed up. Following the shooting, Tim was treated by
medical personnel but subsequently died from his multiple gunshot wounds, bringing
Well, yeah.
That's it.
So, yeah, he has jumped up.
I didn't know him, don't jump up.
Last week, he was on the kitchen, I think.
Because we had John Law, and then we had John Sheriff.
I didn't like it as much.
She also wrote she didn't think Connor ever believed she'd be brave enough to stand up and tell the truth.
When you hear that, this number hits different.
An estimated one in four girls and one in 13 boys experience child sexual abuse.
Remember, she spoke up. Maybe there's a kid watching this right now who needs to hear that.
Yo?
We just wanna help out.
This ain't never one.
What the fuck?
She still has the bat and has now armed herself with a knife, forcing cops to get creative.
You ain't Stephanie?
No, Doc.
I'm trying to find food.
Why don't you talk to me?
I said don't talk to me, kid.
Come talk to me.
Yeah, I'm talking to you.
What's your last name?
Go.
Go.
Go.
I will.
What's your last name?
You'll be nice, right?
You gotta stay the f*** away from the crime, Stephanie.
You ain't gonna do that.
We ain't gonna have all that.
Oh my god!
Come talk to me.
Go f*** yourself, Gerald.
I'm not sure who Gerald is.
I'm not sure who Gerald is, Stephanie.
No, I'm actually not.
No, come talk to me.
You ain't gonna hit me with the bat, Wayne, don't do that.
Stephanie, hi, Stephanie.
Stephanie, come talk to us.
Do you remember me, Stephanie?
Don't talk to me like this.
You're a piece of shit out of my face.
Do you remember me, Stephanie?
Don't fuck with yourself, baby.
Don't fuck with yourself.
What's your problem?
Why are you so upset?
Why are you so upset?
I'm gonna take the shit out of my face, baby.
Come talk to me, Stephanie.
I'll put the knife down.
Come here, Stephanie.
Yeah, don't f*** yourself. I gotta get back.
There's some doctors in the United States right here.
They're a few years...
I don't know what I was thinking about.
They're gonna pull that child out of the house.
Yeah, wait, no, she's gotta...
She's under arrest. She tries to go in the house.
He's free.
Right.
You still be here?
If you open the door, though, I'm personally open.
She's definitely angry.
I mean...
I thought you'd get a gun out, little pop.
Come out the hide.
It's your window.
I don't care if you break it.
You're breaking it.
If you break it, I'm kind of sorry.
I mean, why don't you open the door
and start running out of your window?
They would lose that pipe, literally.
Come open this door.
Come open this door.
Now.
Careful, so you don't go back.
Let me know if she gets up, Joe.
Come in the door, Stephanie.
Come on.
Come outside.
You know, she doesn't even welcome me.
She doesn't laugh in the back.
I don't know.
I don't know if she'll get up.
If you do it again, then I'm right, I'm right, I'm right, bro, bro, I, I don't think this is classic dumbass chatter thing, you're right, that thing, that you went at this distance with a knife, with a gunner.
Even if, even if you trade it, you're cooked anyways.
You see, yeah.
Why would you, you know, put, you know, put, you know, in a spotter?
Open the door! You're talking to her!
Come open the door!
Still there?
Yep, she's still there.
She's trying to turn the radio up more.
Come to the door, Stephanie.
Come to the door, Stephanie.
You wanted to go in when we were talking.
Come to the door.
I'm gonna come in.
I don't need you to open up for me.
I'm probably gonna give her my work number.
She'd say if she comes out, call me.
You think that's gonna give us a triple that that's $2,000?
No, for ag battery, you have a crazy money.
Keep an eye on her.
Soda!
What are you doing?
I'm thinking I'm a kid.
We're not going to do it.
Have a good night.
What's up? How are you?
I apologize about your neighbor there.
It's alright.
It's a little dangerous because she's, you know...
It's a good thing for a life, for a day, right?
She's that voice. Holy shit.
I have to smoke her mother's in there.
She opens that door, I'm going in.
Holly.
Holly, right down there.
Jesus
Come on
Yeah
it's
They're all smoking every second smoke in there. I guess I mean I'm gonna I'll be right back. I'll go back in if I were you guys
That's what I was gonna do is pull up
See you back out I'm gonna try something
Illinois was that
People smoke in Illinois and what else they do in the smoke city
Bye!
It says I-L, what does that say?
Nope.
She threw the bottle around the player over here.
She's inside.
Good one.
She went inside.
Move your squad.
Move your squad.
Your squad car.
Move it backwards.
I'm not in here.
Hey!
Yeah, but it's not gonna take you to the US.
I'm trying to go to the park. I'm just trying to go to the park.
What?
Why?
Why?
Hey!
You're under arrest! Stop! Stop! Stop!
You're under arrest!
Why the fuck are they chasing me man?
These are born stupid.
Jack! Jack!
Yeah, low key my invention wins again.
If they have this super blaster, my invention,
they only need to do anything here.
Come in, blast, bang!
It's again another rank from my invention.
These guys have nothing to deal with the knife shit.
Russian
My adventure is a big-ass gun
It has like a big ass boom bag and it's bomb at super pressure like 10 bags and it causes
so much shockwave and it brings you to the ground like a stun.
I hope you die.
I need to stand here.
I'm gonna stand.
I promise.
I haven't ate in two days.
You have to grab the cannon.
You have to eat in two days.
Are you the mother?
Okay.
I'll call the G9.
It's gravity go has nine cannons.
Capulet.
I'll call the G9.
It's gravity go has nine cannons.
You can't give me food!
No, you didn't give me no food!
Could you go inside? I'll come talk to you.
We'll talk to you, ma'am.
Get this f***ing thing out of me, too.
The paramedics will take care of it.
Yeah, f*** you. I'll pull it out myself.
I wouldn't do that.
I'll do it.
Get these cuffs off of me.
No, ma'am.
You. You.
Why, do you know I'm not a senator?
I mean, you...
that's not 7.
I mean you
7!
The G6, you said it already exists.
Yeah, thank you, Ray.
And that's the super epic stream of old ways.
Public Pt, and transported her to jail.
According to court records,
45-year-old Stephanie was charged
with felony aggravated battery
causing great bodily harm.
Felony aggravated battery in a public place,
felony aggravated assault on a peace officer,
felony aggravated battery on a peace officer,
and resisting.
She took a plea jail, pleading guilty
to one count of aggravated assault on a peace officer
while all other charges were dismissed.
She was sentenced to two years of probation
and 60 days in jail with eight days of credit as it was watching this does one
decision i guess i'm gonna get to when they first get inside stephanie's got the
knife in their hand they've got the taser on her and they keep telling her to
drop it personally i would have rather seen that taser
used before she got to the stairs because they had the opportunity right
there once she starts going upstairs you've got somebody potentially
falling down and fighting um wait hold on they actually
as one of these.
Sorry, so about 30% of the maximum pressure and this happened.
Not bad, but it's like this, but it'd be nine cannons though.
With chat, you know, the minigame, if you'll play, they toss bags into holes.
Chat, corn dog or corn bag, whatever it's called.
Like a cornhole you put cornhole bags into nine of these in a circle and you go kaboom
Point blank shop, that's if it works. This is like really point blank
Okay, I mean okay, that was all the crazy lucky
That one might be a maybe too strong. Yep. He worked
it definitely work anyone be able to be as long as there's like what it's just too
much
What's going on?
They got us.
Jeff, what are you doing?
Jeff.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Jeff.
Well, none of these.
But if there is a projectile,
It wouldn't do that.
This is direct pressure.
It wouldn't have that.
It is a projectile.
It wouldn't do that anymore.
What happened?
What happened?
The table broke.
What?
What?
Do you see this?
The legs of the table.
I won't say stop talking to me.
Wait, hold on!
Hold on!
Yeah!
No, hold on.
Exactly that!
Hold it
But chat if that if you cut the victim
Then that was the way to overkill I
Mean I can really make the doors with this invention change the government on boarded it my
Yeah. Um, yeah. What is the slip? Is this a drama? Um, but yeah, I got a lot of messages
saying like, oh, thanks. XQC sent me and you should be locked up in an insane asylum.
You're welcome. I didn't even have to like be online seeing who was saying what to know
who was saying what because also this is similar to Gamergate. This is similar to Amber
heard. This is a case that the right and gamer gates. Oh, yo, yo, if I speak, if I speak,
I mean, it's done. You want to Jason, right? So losers like X, gamer gates, gamer gates.
Are we that ass? I mean, no, she referenced him right in the car here. But because also
This is similar to Gamergate. This is similar to Amber Heard.
This is a case that the right and anyone adjacent to the right, so losers like XQC, who have no ability to generate any content of his own that is not just like low hanging fruit or farming hate again.
Well, this has nothing to do with the hate or far farming hate. I mean, this has nothing to do with any of that.
against people like myself or farming hate against people like myself.
I wasn't even mean.
I wasn't even mean.
I didn't call her any Adam and Eve today.
I was not mean at all.
I was not mean at all.
I think it was a table take and I was like, yeah, I hope she doesn't go there.
I'm like, why are you doing that?
I was zero Adam and Eve.
Not a smart person, his audience is incredibly gross and so it's easy content to just be like
oh woman, evil, bitch, slut, whore, stupid.
When the fuck did I do that? When the fuck did I do that? When do I ever do this? I mean are we the
ass? And then these losers have nothing better to do and nothing going on in their lives that
that then they go forth as like some soldiers of the King of Losers and utter, utter whatever
slop they have.
All I've activated is that when people say men mental health, they mean, they mean men,
men, men, literally mean as is, as, as like men mental health, when it comes down to,
um,
Guys, I think she might be a brainless.
It's pretty much a blanket, right?
Like when you will say advocating middle, whatever,
in a case like this, like more specific than,
I mean, no, we don't give a shit.
I mean, it's that simple.
It's simple.
Don't compare crazy lady dumbass
who caused atrocity, right?
Because of potential mental health
according to the case, whatever,
with overall, general men in mental health.
Because that's not what men mean by that.
It's not what anybody means by that.
It's a very selective way of doing it.
It's deliberate.
It's awful.
It's very lack of benefit.
Now each baggy is the content.
I am aware of.
I don't want you to tell me all these words and these things.
I mean, it's like, I wasn't involved.
So I am aware of just how many different,
Just how many of these losers were talking about me based on these specific messages
I was getting, which indicated where they came from.
Okay, genuinely, I don't mean this, I mean, I mean this with my kindest heart, more of
a question.
Why is everybody like trying so hard to like be on that person's side?
I'm okay with people being neutral.
I'm absolutely good with it.
I'm always going to be OK with this.
We're saying this is a trial, and I have no opinion
until all the facts are laid out.
I'm not mad about that.
Yeah, neutralized, and I'm not going to have an opinion,
because I don't know the facts yet.
I think I would still be OK with this.
Anything from negative to neutral, right?
But why are you all going and trying to best defend that?
And trying to put it on the front.
Like why are they trying to avoid it?
I don't know, I'm re-understand it.
I mean...
Welcome me to Jim Domore.
I will tie myself to a missile and point it at Israel.
I think maybe I think their brains are bricked
Those things is incantities as in as in what incantices of what?
I I mean what's trying to solve and watch a lot of it anyway
Okay, yeah, I think that they're back into our corner because their audience is shit then
Yep
I think we're hitting the crust on the internet where their audience is shit and they're back into a corner where they have to defend terrible people, right?
Every time. And they look fucking stupid.
So what?
Dogty, we got everything here.
Come here, I'll put the minute.
I was gonna watch it today. I took it, I didn't watch it.
It's like a romance, I haven't it.
And she was a mother of three and there is currently, she is on trial for the murder
of her children.
And so part of her defense is that she was...
That's a lot of the psychs then.
Psychotic.
And we'll explain what that means.
And so therefore is not responsible for the death of her children.
And why am I talking about it?
Because it's not just the trial.
So we're going to start off by talking a little bit about the trial going over some
of the documents.
the internet phenomenon this has become.
And the internet phenomenon this has become
is getting like really weird.
Like so I wanted to show you guys stuff like this.
So you're really breaking up.
Jeff, you don't think I've noticed that?
Is that everything is beginning weird.
Jeff, we're in a place on the internet
where something happens.
Oh yeah, some guy got shot.
There's like 10 mega spotlight on the dumbest shit
that has nothing to do with the case at all.
Nothing.
Like everything is, it's either,
It's not them, it's CIA, it's Israel,
it's fucking, it's Mossad, Mossadi, whatever the fuck,
I don't even know what, it's Trump, it's Black Rock.
What the fuck is that?
I'm not breaking up with you over an opinion,
I'm breaking up with you because that opinion
showed me a fundamental difference in our values.
I can have compassion for someone struggling mentally
without excusing what happened to those children.
If I'm choosing someone to potentially be the mother of my kids,
I need to trust their judgment completely,
especially when it comes to protecting them.
What you said created a doubt in me that I can't ignore or gamble my future
children on. So like this has gotten to the point where like,
it's starting to impact all kinds of things.
And, and this is something that, that even has, has crossed my plate.
So two days ago, my wife was like, Hey, I don't think you're.
I'm on to this video hoping that I agree with him.
Cause I would hate to disagree with him on something.
And I was like, I was surprised by that.
So there's something going on here
where this is not just the case.
The rabid interest in the Lindsay Clancy case
is uncovering so many things about what
is going on with us as a society and what
is wrong with us as a society.
And so this is going to be like not a simple take.
There's a really good chance that no matter what you believe,
whether you believe she's guilty,
whether you believe she deserves compassion,
whether you believe this guy is justified
in breaking up with her,
whether you believe that a woman is justified
in breaking up with her male partner
because they're not supportive enough of Lindsay Clancy.
Whatever you believe, there's a decent chance
I'm gonna piss you off.
So I'll give you guys just a simple example.
So one of the things that's going on
is that a lot of women on social media
believe that Lindsay Clancy is basically being framed
her husband. And her husband is really the guilty party. She's taking the fall for it.
He divorced her a few months after this happened. And so there's like this whole element. What I
realize is like a lot of these people are operating on. I don't think it's a lot.
I think it's I think it's algorithms are becoming really good at giving dumb fucks what they see,
Which is dumb fuckery and these people are being fed exactly that is dumb ass shit
And the numbers look like a lot, but it's not it's a really stupid
Let's take it it's an all-grammaric problem that makes problems seem louder than they actually are like women's intuition and
And then it ropes other people that are prone to this more in and now you're creating now
it's creating those people. It's why I think that these social medias have to lock in because I think
that they're creating those schizos. Genuinely, they're making them. The things I've learned as a
psychiatrist is to, and that sounds weird, believe my female patients. And I'm not trying to be like
a champion of feminism here. I'm just saying, like when a patient comes into my office, my approach
is, you know what, if a patient says something, let me at least see if it's true, instead of assuming
And there's evidence that, so here's where I piss everybody off, women's intuition is
not significantly superior to men's intuition, but that there are some features.
What women are better at is like reading facial emotions, okay?
But if it matters to men, we are basically in the same ballpark.
But women are able to detect discongruity.
I feel like Jack, I didn't look at the study, but it's very mixed up because men are maybe partially blinded by what I'm just saying.
Jack, I feel like men misread or women take this all the time.
This is kind of my political point.
What I understand women's intuition to be is they can tell the truth.
But it doesn't tell them necessarily what the truth is. That's how I understand it based on my experience.
So when I have a female patient and they tell me,
hey, I think something bad is going to happen,
like I think it's really worth digging into it
because the conclusion that their mind jumps to
is not necessarily correct,
but the suspicion that their mind has
absolutely is based on something.
That's the assumption that I operate under.
Does that make sense?
And that nuance I think is completely lost
on social media.
But I didn't see those studies though,
But what if you're suspicious about way more things,
but you still have a lower accuracy amount.
I mean, if you're, it's not about 20 things
and you get one right and somebody else is worried about
five things and it's one of them right.
I mean, he has a higher accuracy amount.
Fascinates me as a psychiatrist is like,
hold on a second.
So she's being tried by the state of Massachusetts
for murder.
So this is the government against Lindsey Clancy.
And they're saying she murdered her children.
Her defense is not that she did not kill her children.
Her defense is that she was psychotic when it happened.
There's a second lawsuit,
which is she and her ex-husband on behalf of their children
are suing all manner of psychiatric providers.
It's a civil lawsuit that says,
you guys did not take care of me appropriately.
That's why my kids died.
It's your fault that this happened.
So what's really interesting to me about this is like,
Wait, wait, is that problematic?
Oh, hold on.
Does that mean that the husband would probably
want this case to go straight in direction
to use it in the other case in order
to get that win on the other end as well?
Does not dispute that she killed her children sort of.
And there's even on the record, she
has confessed to killing her children.
And yet, this is still happening.
A lot of people believe this.
Now, this is what's gonna piss everybody off.
So if someone believes this and I make this statement,
you're already like, oh my God, Dr. K, you're one of them.
You're one of the people who doesn't understand.
You're one of the enemy.
And then on the flip side,
there's gonna be a lot of people that are like, duh, bro.
Like, duh, like she confessed to killing.
I don't understand how people can believe
that this is not factually correct.
Like what on earth is going on?
How is this guy, like what is going on?
So from the get go, I'm absolutely 100% okay
with somebody getting not guilty by insanity
and then getting fucking cooked for the rest of their life.
I mean, it's worse than prison, so I don't give a shit.
But to me, it's like, whatever, I don't care.
And this is where I get curious.
How does someone get from the person herself claims,
or does not dispute that she killed her children?
They could get out, but it's the psychiatric society
and all its body's work to detect what it's...
malignant or not as in if they're faking it and that I mean
To there was that they have to be so locked in it all colluding if we're to do all that and then where to get out
I mean it wouldn't make sense what being framed and this is where I'm gonna piss everybody off because this is exactly
What's wrong with the world today?
We have a world today
Where so many people are behaving so irrationally and what we tend to do is
Is make no attempt to understand what we do is blame what we do is call them stupid
And if you're like, haha, yeah like all those stupid people all those stupid women on the internet who are like
I think he's missing one part of the internet then the people that understand but don't care a lot of times chat
I'm kind of like this. I don't know you know, I get it. I get it. I don't get a shit
It's that I mean I do get it though. I think that it's
I don't care.
I don't care.
They're all done.
No, this is my point.
I want y'all to understand this.
This is happening across the globe, to all manner of people.
This is just one pimple that is like popping.
The reason that there is so much conflict in the world.
If you ask me, Dr. K, what is the one thing, if you had to pick one thing that is the root
of the world's problems today, and I don't mean a person's problem, I mean the world's
problem. Why is there so much strife? Why is there so much war? Why is there so much
political stuff? Why is there a gender divide? Like what is going on? We have
political-
I'm posing again. I think that the number one cause for most of the problems that are
evolving that shouldn't be India thing that's wasting everybody's time is the
algorithms that are min-maxed to just fuck everybody over for no reason.
That's why I'm lost.
everything's getting worse. Why? And it's one simple thing, because we are no longer living
in the same reality. So I've been following this trial, and I've been following this trial
on Reddit, and my wife has been following this trial, and she's been following it on Instagram.
And the interesting thing is that our perceptions of the trial are completely different. And the
The more that a human being gets data, like the more that they see something, and this
is what algorithms are doing, I think like literally algorithms are destroying society.
Because if I spend eight hours a day in front of a screen, and the platform is like, okay,
we're going to give you what you like, but this is not a problem.
Right now, the Dota 2 International stuff, which I love, I mean, it's not a problem.
I love like that's why I use the platform right like I want to hear what's going on
What's going on in the interview who won who lost right?
So this is the way the internet like like the whole purpose of the internet is that when you use it
It shows you things that you're interested in but somehow we have gotten so good at this
That we have now become distorted from reality
So Lindsay Clancy's fans have raised over seven hundred thousand for her after she killed her three children
Well, on a cocktail of prescribed psychiatric drugs, she's about to be jailed for life for
something her husband did.
He killed the kids.
His was the voice that she heard.
He threw her out the window.
She woke up and did what she was told.
Okay.
Let's take a pause and analyze this bill.
I mean, what the fuck?
Jack, what is this peanut bill?
I mean, he heard.
He thought he did what she was told.
Since this trial has started, I have not been okay.
in here, voice in that dire, we heard her own, she loved those babies with her heart,
she carried the entire mental load.
So if a woman is crying, making a video about some, oh, I can't do that.
Close to children.
And millions of women across the internet raise, support her, raise hundreds of thousands
of dollars.
You can say that these women are all brain rotted from conspiracy theories.
I think there's an element of that that is actually true.
But this is something that a lot of people do not understand.
It seems so irrational.
I don't get it.
And so this is something that I've learned as a psychiatrist.
Shocking thing, one of the most important things I've-
If she was pretty, I think that the consensus of women would say that they would go against
her.
I said it.
I said it.
Most of the schizo, I'm going to say it.
I'm going to say it.
I don't care.
I don't care.
99% of people, 99% of the time, I don't know if that's statistically correct, ballpark,
let's say 95% of people, 95% of the time, are not behaving irrationally.
Irrespective of whether you think there's rationality or not, one thing we can all agree
on is there's an incredible emotional energy that is coming out of us, evoked from us,
triggered by this trial if you're following it.
And that's what I want to get into today, because if you want to understand what's going
on with the Lindsay Clancy trial, not just in terms of the courtroom, but what's going
on in society. You have to understand that. Why is everyone getting so caught up? Okay,
so Jeff, Jeff, you have a dealing where you get trippin in the chat. That's what I do.
You watch these trials and you close the chat and you watch the only the video and you don't
watch any of the recap. That's why I do. There's a, I watch a trial live or after I have,
I watch the bar and I close the replay or close the live chat and I watch it. It's
awful. I don't give a f- the chance of degenerate. Degenerate. There's two legal proceedings.
Number one is real-
It's real-
It's against the
Second thing is there's a civil lawsuit from Lindsay Clancy and her ex-husband, so they're
suing the psychiatric provider. So this is the civil complaint. This is a wrongful death
brought by Patrick Clancy, individually his personal representative of these states of
his deceased children. Patrick's wife, Lindsay Clancy, is alleged to have murdered Cora Dawson
and Kaelin. Prior to the alleged murder, Lindsay sought medical treatment for anxiety and increasingly
deteriorating mental health condition. Lindsay began her career as a nurse working at the
Massachusetts General Hospital, my alma mater. Patrick and Lindsay jumped into parenthood
and worked together to provide the best possible environment for the raise of their children.
This is the plaintiff, right? This is their case. This is... Go back. This is possible
environment for the raise of their children. This is the plaintiff, right? This is their
case. This is not the truth. This is a civil lawsuit in which these people are alleging,
these are their claims, right? So when someone sues you for doing something bad, they are going
to emit lots of stuff that let you off the hook. It's not going to be fair, right? Which is another
really important thing you need to understand about this trial. No one is trying to be fair.
No one is trying to be correct. The prosecution has a job. The defense has a job.
job. The civil case has a plaintiff that has a job. It's your fault. And the defense in
that case is going to say, it's not my fault. It's your fault. Okay, so everyone has an
angle. No one is talking about the truth. In order to spend more time at home with their
children, Lindsay began working part-time night shifts in the MGH labor and delivery unit.
So this is an important point. Then she has Kailin, who I think is her third child. Patrick
Rick returned to work approximately 12 weeks after Kaelin was born, and while he was able
to work from home, for the first time Lindsay was challenged with taking care of three children
single-handedly during the weekdays.
We're going to play a fun game chat.
And this game is going to be Read Dr. K's Mind.
Why didn't you-
I mean, if you choose to have three children, somebody has to lock in.
I mean, it's a choice you're making deliberately.
Somebody's got to lock in.
And if your job is to be at home and do all this shit, but that's your fucking job, bitch
I mean I don't care. I mean it's your job. Okay. Highlight this passage. What do
you think is the importance of this? Taking care of kids during the day while
also working the night shift? Was husband unable to help, not sleeping? If
he's working from home, how is it single-handed? It's not the beginning of
the decline. Okay so this is really important. In bipolar disorder, the best
medicine. If they both work equally then they both have to lock in. It's okay.
It's not a proportion.
It's all about proportions.
It is sleep.
The moment that your circadian rhythm gets messed up, you increase your risk of problems
with bipolar disorder.
One of the key symptoms of bipolar disorder is inability to sleep.
So this I think is an important data point.
Dr. Tufts treated Lindsay from honor about September 15th to 2023, prescribed a variety
of different medications but failed to monitor her reactions to these medications or to attend
her worsening psychiatric conditions.
remember this is the civil suit. I personally don't think that this is the case, based on
what I've seen. I think most psychiatrists and most mental health professionals don't
really consider this to be a failure of treatment, FYI. A lot of people will criticize decisions
that get made, especially by the mental health professionals. So I want to talk about this
for a second. The defense attorney finds this in Dr. Tufts's notes and says, the patient
It was paranoid for getting suicidal ideation.
She was worried that she would become suicidal.
It basically says like, why didn't you do more?
This trial is a great example of a lot of stuff sounds bad.
It sounds really bad.
But I want y'all to play the tape through to the end.
If you are someone who is not suicidal, should your doctor hospitalize you because you are
worried about getting suicidal?
What is the appropriate course of action when something could happen?
If you get soft from understanding, um, not, not yet, so you get therapy, people will go
through the press because they don't want to feel like it's so dark that they have no
way out.
And that's the, that's exactly what this is for.
It's like a textbook, um, I'm believing I'm putting a bandaid and being worried is bleeding
them going to us.
I can just is bandaid, uh, hospitalized for the possibility of suicidality.
And when does that end?
So this is what's really challenging about being a psychiatrist.
There's a great paper from I think Matt Nock that basically shows that about 50 to 60%
of suicide attempts happen within five minutes of making the decision.
That generally speaking, suicidality is a highly impulsive act.
This whole media idea of putting all your affairs in order and all this kind of stuff
is like not usually what happens.
It's highly impulsive and highly acute.
So this trial has a lot of like arm tricks.
Okay, okay, for my understanding,
from what I've seen, hold on, hold on.
Maybe, I don't know if you can speak about this.
Chat, isn't it more, okay, the act is impulsive,
but the overall decision making is very elaborate
and sometimes months, sometimes years, no?
Where the little buffer becomes smaller and smaller
and now that impulse can just tip over.
It's just that people don't plan, oh yeah, but it isn't fucking 10 months or whatever.
Quarterback, actual hindsight of 2020, except it's not 2020.
What it has is a lot of oversimplification of complicated things.
So I think a lot of this stuff is on short form content, right?
And this is why I don't like short form content.
Now how did we get here?
So after her third kid was born, she started losing her mind.
Postpartum, anxiety, depression, paranoia, insomnia, and evolving psychosis.
in 2022, she started telling mom and husband that she was having thoughts of killing her
kids and started seeking big time medical help. Now, at this point, she's on at least
12 different medications.
So this is the kind of stuff that-
Okay, but how? Why don't you get 5150 if you say that you're so ill, you're gonna kill
other people? Like, I'm saying that you get, okay, if you do harm yourself, why not harm
for others? Should be the same thing, no?
But I think it's really scary because I think a lot of people will comment and they'll summarize,
But she's not on 12 different medications.
This is what her medication regimen looked like, and we'll get more into this.
This is where she's not on 12 medications.
She was prescribed 12 medications, which is really, really different from being on 12
medications.
Okay?
So this is where a lot of people will simplify, but this is important stuff.
Being prescribed 12 medications is not the same as being on 12 medications.
The problem is that if you want to put together a timeline like this, you have to sit down
and look through her prescribing history.
So these kinds of things, instead of working to identify the source of Lindsay's condition,
I don't accept that Dr. Tufts didn't do that.
I think that's actually what was going on.
There's one psychiatrist, Dr. Tufts, then there's Julie Paul, who's a nurse practitioner
in a different program, who is now independently, as far as I can tell, I don't know if they're
part of the same health care system or what prescribing medications right so so by mid
November her insomnia became so bad that she was so how a nurse patented has even even allowed to
prescribe these like super strong things like that like that I thought if you only dox in approximately
three hours a night went to the emergency room prescribed a tracidone right so now an emergency
room physician is prescribing something in an attempt to assist her daughter-in-law Patrick's
mother, a nurse that's out to show her health. So now what we've got is we've got the mother-in-law
calling someone that she knows from work and is like, Hey, can you help my daughter-in-law?
Right. So this person is like, of course. So now we've got a third person prescribing medications.
And then this also is to me, this to me is wild personally. Like, I don't know exactly what the
situation was, but to prescribe Ambien, Clonopin and Ramaron all at once is like, doesn't sound great.
So if you get a good night, um, on the same day to go to all three scripts sleep, which
one of these bad boys is responsible?
Now it's very possible that because this is the other kind of detailed thing, we don't
actually have the prescribing pattern in lawsuits like this, right?
So one of these may have been a standing medication, remeron every night, clonopin as needed once
in the evening and ambient for like breakthrough.
And to me that sounds excessive, to prescribe three things all at once.
But I think what this shows is that she was in immense distress, which she kind of talks
about quite a bit.
Reported nurse Paul, she was still struggling to continue to sleep, feels disoriented, forgetful,
not connected to my body.
This, by the way...
Well, I mean, if you think that if she's only on the 2 and then she takes Ambien, I mean,
yeah, I mean, yeah.
It's one of the features of psychosis.
If you guys want to know what psychosis looks like, this is what psychosis can look like.
And do we screen for all of these things?
But absolutely not.
Like body...
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, go back.
And do we screen for all of these things?
Absolutely not.
Like body disintegration, somatic depersonalization, bodily estrangement, boom, right?
So here's what's really interesting.
If you go through Lindsay Clancy's complaints, you will see a lot of this stuff.
This is like very hard to use clinically because insurance will not pay for this.
And for a psychiatrist to go through these takes about an hour.
The only place that I've ever really been able to use the ease is on inpatients who
are there 24 hours a day, who are hospitalized for psychosis.
So then nurse Gelada enters the picture.
So like now we have another provider involved is reporting the, so she's getting physically
dependent on benzos in order to sleep.
I'm just going to use you how they prescribe shape to fix a problem that takes a lot of
time and dedication to figure out what the problem is, but then they already have the
solution for problem that they didn't even know, even exist or even had. I mean, I think
it's like backwards as fuck. I mean, I'm saying that.
Mine is constantly running. It's feeling overwhelmed, feeling afraid that something awful might
happen. Then she reports that she has experienced intrusive thoughts of wanting to die and contacted
Aspire crisis support over the weekend. So now there's another group of people involved.
So then the symptoms persisted, presented by Lindsay Koss, nurse general, to ask if she
was having thoughts of harming herself or children.
So now this gets really interesting.
Denied having such thoughts, but has this vague sense that something bad might happen.
So now we have a psychiatric provider who's actually asking her, right?
So this is good.
Like the nurse practitioner is like, hey, are you going to hurt somebody, including yourself
or anybody else?
And she's like, no.
So now the question is, now what happens?
So Patrick called Nurse Gelada's office, asked for a call back and made it clear that Gelada's
office that was fairly urgent. When Patrick and Lindsay spoke to Nurse Gelada, they advised her
that Lindsay was still experiencing panic and suicidal ideation. Nurse Gelada advised Lindsay
to continue taking the medication. Right? And this is also where like all the conspiracies...
I think just that should be enough to be to be put in a cage or like an anti-kill cage or whatever.
Nurse Delotta advised Lindsay to take the medication.
Right?
And this is also where all the conspiracy theorists who
were saying, oh, Patrick was a bad dude who was not supportive.
And it's like, hey, he's calling the nurse practitioner,
and he's worried about his wife.
And he's like, hey, this is not working.
On January 16th, no suicidal ideation.
And then on 24th, she did so because she
started hearing a compelling and unrecognizable singular male
voice that told her, this is your last chance,
that she had had to take them with her. She also reported the voice indicated to her that she
should die, that this is her last chance and that her children would suffer if she was gone.
Lindsay then cut her wrists and neck and jumped out of a second floor window in her home.
She fell approximately 20 feet to the ground below and suffered traumatic spinal cord injury.
Yeah, but why is she so good at doing it to others and not to herself, though, is what I'm
asking. I mean, how is she so successful at doing it to everybody else and then she can't do it to
or something properly. I mean, what's going with that?
Injury, she's now paralyzed below the sternum. So let's talk about what's happening.
What is the prognosis for postpartum psychosis? So this happens in about one to three women per
thousand life births, which first of all is like really high. About 10,000 prognosis for postpartum psychosis.
So this happens in about one to three women per thousand life births, which first of all is like really high.
about 10,000 babies are born each day in the US.
Let's say 2 per 1,000 live births,
which means postpartum psychosis is happening to 20 people
every single day in the US.
This is not a rare condition.
The 1-third.
And postpartum psychosis is extreme.
The thing to understand is this stuff is a bell curve.
So the number of people who get postpartum psychosis is like 2%.
But what percentage of people get close to postpartum psychosis
or 50% of the way there, or get severe depression,
that number is astronomically higher.
And this is something that I think
we don't really understand as a society,
is that this is like way more common than people realize.
And that for every one of you that does the degree
of those things, probably very massively,
where it ends after whatever my time,
or surely there's a insane degree of all that.
a dozen or a hundred or two hundred people that get halfway there.
So I think this is going to be like, we talked about the messed up
American health care system.
And I think this is a good example of kind of everyone's to blame.
So no one's responsible.
So why does Dr.
Tufts have a 17 minute visit?
Because that's what insurance will pay for.
Why do people not review medical records?
Why do they not see medical records?
So Lindsey Clancy calls the suicide hotline twice.
Why does Dr. Tophs not know that because the suicide hotline and Dr. Tophs don't know how to talk to each other.
You've got at least five, not including the inpatient or pro-doctor.
No, they're not in the network because they're not in the circle, they're not in the environment connector.
That makes the additional bonus plus covered by the, you know what I mean?
And it is coming.
I mean, America's going to tell me what to say.
You have seven people trying to take care of this person,
and very little communication in between them.
Look across the sky.
They should communicate.
I totally agree.
And my question is, when?
In what hours of the day?
So how many fewer patients should I see per day?
Because I'm on the phone trying to get medical records
from seven different people over the course of a month.
And this is how bad the American health care system is.
Yeah, it's a good example of the natural history
of this illness is not good.
What a lot of people don't realize is that mental illness
can be terminal.
We don't think about it like it's terminal.
But the mortality impact of something like schizophrenia
is really high.
So why is there a sensual system that
has all mental and medical records into one box?
Says, oh, who are you?
I'm 234739.
OK, I'm pulling this up.
Okay, you're this blood type, you're that, whatever,
you got this type of surgery or whatever,
so that everybody can be on the same fucking page
and they'll look at who the fuck are you.
I'll be for that.
I don't wanna, I don't wanna,
I'm gonna prescribe you some shit,
it's gonna kill me because of the other interaction.
It gives a bad medical interaction and I'm fucking dead.
This is life expectancy by like 20 years or something.
I don't know what the exact statistics are.
Like that's insane, dude.
Bipolar disorder, I'm sure has a mortality,
it's not my area of expertise.
I don't have the stats right on my fingertips.
And I think this is a case of, I mean, I don't know if her husband's a bad dude, never met the guy, you can do an astrological analysis, as some people have done to demonstrate how bad he is, fine, I'm not, I'm not privy to that, I can't comment on that, I don't know what his chart chart says, but like, men's illness is bad y'all, and pregnancy
He's making a joke because of the women on TikTok
that were making references, whatever, too.
He's done it because he's a whatever star sign
and she didn't do it because she's a Pisces or whatever.
Part of the period is bad.
And what I think is really scary about this is like,
sure, Lindsay Clancy is on trial
and we're all paying attention to it.
But my point is that like literally this happens
to 20 people every day in the US.
So in the last year, Lindsay Clancy is not the only person
that this has happened to 6,000 women, 7,200 women
in the last year in the United States.
Did we realize that?
Maybe it's 3,000 women, maybe it's 4,000 women,
maybe it's 10,000 women.
People thinking like this is like a super rare occurrence.
This is the case where things got really bad, right?
And then when people are like,
what is wrong with these people?
They say her fans have raised over $700,000.
But like I want you guys to understand that like this isn't I don't think this is women being crazy
I think this is women
Understanding that this system has really let her down even if you have the perfect system
You're still gonna have back. Okay. Yeah, this way that that's what I meant earlier when I said that that I understand
I don't give a shit that oh
I understand you're a psycho and I understand you have all these problems are making you a fucking demon
I'm not getting money to a fucking demon and I'm not gonna go. Oh my god
The demon was being demonized like I understand I get it. I don't care outcomes
I think there's 6,000 women statistically somewhere in the ballpark who experienced what Lindsay Clancy went through
They didn't kill their kids. Thank God or at least not that we know of or not that was public publicized or sensationalized
Okay, that's why people are rallying behind us. Also. This really demonstrates like a lack of understanding of what psychosis is
Well, this is this is really to me an ignorance of what mental illness can be because now what's happened
This is so sad
But as mental illness has become so popular right and there's a bunch of tick-tock diagnosis and everyone's depressed and everyone's got trauma
We have this vague idea of mental illness as a bucket and it's like bra. You can be as depressed. I struggle with depression
I have trauma. I have ADHD. I'm not going around killing people psychosis is when your
Your experience of reality is so distorted, right?
I said that.
I said that.
It's not safe.
It's not safe.
Hey, my kidneys are rotting inside me.
Can you please surgically remove them?
Like that's a documented delusion called the cotard delusion.
People believe this.
People will go to a hospital.
I've seen these patients and they will ask you, oh, you're a doctor.
Can you please remove my kidney?
And then I'm like, what are you talking about?
And then they turn around and they said, I tried to do it myself, but I couldn't get
the the angle right and that's when you see there's blood dripping down their
side and it's like do you think this person is responsible for their actions?
Are they in their right mind? That is psychosis and this is what's also scary
about it is like the distortion of right mind that most human beings are
familiar with like depression or anxiety. We say that too is not right mind and
I'm with you but the really scary thing about psychosis it's like
distortion on a whole different level. So I'll tell you guys,
uh,
version. And by the way, you guys do not need to be scared.
Okay. But people with schizophrenia,
I did really are you that ass?
And this is going to play away as people will go to a hospital.
I've seen these patients and they will ask you, Oh, you're,
I have ADHD. I'm not, I have ADHD. I'm not going on.
Psychosis is when your experience of reality is so distorted,
Right, that like, psychosis is also,
hey, my kidneys are rotting inside me.
Can you please surgically remove them?
Like that's a documented delusion
called the cotard delusion.
People believe this, people will go to a hospital.
I've seen these patients and they will ask you,
oh, you're a doctor, can you please remove my kidney?
And then I'm like, what are you talking about?
And then they turn around and they said,
I tried to do it myself,
but I couldn't get the angle right.
And that's when you see there's blood dripping down their side.
And it's like, do you think this person is responsible for their actions?
Are they in their right mind?
That is psychosis.
And this is what's also scary about it is like the distortion of right mind
that most human beings are familiar with, like depression or anxiety.
We say that too is not right mind.
And I'm with you.
But the really scary thing about psychosis is it's like distortion on a whole different level.
So I'll tell you guys a pleasant version.
And by the way, you guys do not need to be scared, OK,
of people with schizophrenia or even who are psychotic.
Very few of them are violent.
So I'll give you guys a great example, my favorite example,
of a patient that taught me about psychosis.
I was working as an intern.
And I was working with a patient who
had a delusional disorder.
She had all kinds of delusions.
And one day she comes up to me and she says,
you know I'm your mom, right?
I'm like, what?
She's like, yeah.
there's a conspiracy.
They don't, they're not going to let you know, but like you're my, my son.
And I was like,
and if she's like, no, really, you are like, I know it's hard to accept,
but you weren't there when you, like you don't remember your birth.
I remember your birth. Like I'm your mother. I'm like, no, you're not.
Lady, you're like 10 years older than I am. And she's like, no, I'm your mom.
He's coping it.
He's like, if you don't believe me, get a DNA test. So I was like, okay,
see you tomorrow. Next morning I see her in the hall she's like hey did you get that DNA test?
I was like no. She's like well she'll probably get that DNA test. I'm proud of you son.
And the next day she's like did you get the DNA test yet? And it's like I don't even know like
what do you do? Like I'm not gonna get a DNA test. Well not right because a DNA test would be I
need to collect a blood sample for her from her and I have to go I guess draw blood somewhere
And like I'm not gonna go to my attending and be like hey like so I can't prove
I'm gonna add yes every single time she gives me like knowing smile. She's like yeah, I know oh you didn't get it
Okay, oh
Probably safer that way and this is this is the thing is like I work for a lot of patients with schizophrenia and psychosis
Many of them are like really pleasant wonderful human beings
You know really is the illness
Sometimes they have like bad days and things get hard, but I think Lindsay Clancy is like a good example of in some ways a good patient
They're really trying right and I think that's why her that there's a tendency to sue her providers because she tried really hard
Which is what her civil complaint seems to paint. She was absolutely engaged in treatment. I think the sad truth is that
is that even if there isn't a successful,
I mean a messed up mental health care system,
we still are not, we don't bat at 100.
Like part of the problem with psychiatry
is that we can't MRI you.
We can't do a blood test.
We can't know definitively what's wrong.
What's really scary about this is we can ask,
the most we can do is ask,
hey are you suicidal and then someone says no,
but that could change tomorrow.
And how do you sit with the like-
Did she never get commuted?
I mean I'm just confused why nobody just sent her
to the fucking mental hospital
and get her locked up until they get fixed up.
what do you do? You just hospitalize people until they're, what? What's the outcome that
causes you to discharge them? Because they may still be afraid of becoming suicidal in
the future. So I think what I see in women who this is affecting deeply is that there
is a strong sense of empathy. What people are seeing, what women are seeing with Lindsay
Clancy is there would I be but for the grace of God. What they see is in the back of their mind
there was one path, rare path, but you can see the possibility of everything just really going
downhill. And they see a woman for whom everything went downhill. They see a woman who did try to
get psychiatric help, right? And they feel those feelings, they grapple with those feelings,
and they oftentimes felt those feelings in complete isolation.
But what is the problem if we'll just care?
Is that explaining the part why I should care?
Because I'm not being sold as an idea.
I don't give a shit.
I don't care.
Why is this thing why I shouldn't?
Because there's so much shame for having those feelings.
And it's such an immense, lonely struggle.
And so I think a lot of people rally around that, right?
And I think if we really want to understand what's going on,
we need to understand. You can absolutely rally around that and isolate that. You can absolutely
care about this and isolate in a way that doesn't intermingle with the killer aspect. And I don't
think it's very hard to do that. I can do that. And if you're a dude on the planet today and you're
confused about why all these women are rallying behind Lindsey Clinton. Here's another good level.
Wow. Let's say this woman is attractive. Wow. She's very attractive. Oh, this person
killed 60 people. Oh, then that person is a fucking demon. Okay. That you can do that.
That's still within the realm of being rational and then you're not being a, you're not a
psycho for thinking that, right? But then here's an example of one thing that I don't
know. I don't, he says, an example of how that can be a problem. There's this, oh, it
or they kill somebody or people, I can fix her.
Okay, see that person is doing kind of the,
the big, it makes like that.
See, I guess I'm making an analogy,
making an analogy to see that you can isolate things
and put it aside.
I understand what this person went through.
Oh, oh, yeah, I get it.
This mental problem that I will have,
or I get this, and in the part of the people,
I don't get shit, I'm putting it on the side.
I'm not gonna mix it together, what am I gonna do that?
What you really need to do is talk to a dozen women
about what they're experienced at having children.
No, it's not, you're trying to fix the problem.
I'm not some psychiatrist person
trying to diagnose into whatever, not my job.
job. What if, what if, what if, what if, what if, what if, what if when they even support
that? I mean, they're, they're supporting that they're not supporting whatever they're
supporting the problematic version of it. You know what I mean? Um, how many, how many
people that have all those illnesses that harm themselves and themselves only and cause
damaged their lives and then these guys support them.
Do they go around on TikTok and they find those kids
and they go and support people who self-harm
with those mental illnesses?
Fuck no, but absolutely, I guarantee you,
I would be incredibly impressed.
I would be ecstatic because you saw one single person
of any of those TikToks people,
anywhere, one receipt of a donation to somebody
that had a problem or some self-harm version
Of that, not a singular person probably has ever done it to any of these ones.
But oh, here's the one I tell everybody, oh my god, I care, I'm empathetic with this.
Fuck you, you're a loser, you're a loser, buddy.
And I was the government, I put you on a fucking list, and I'm gonna be on fucking
surveillance, I'm putting flock at your fucking house, and I'm looking at what you're fucking
before you're doing, then make me make a single mistake, I'm putting a fucking jail, are you
kidding me?
You know, it's unfair for other humans to be around you, you're not threatened.
If you support the shit, you're a fucking threat, believe it?
You're a fucking terrorist, fuck that!
That's crazy, these are more insane!
Like, why am I, why, if I walk the sidewalk, am I sharing this fight with these insane people?
They should put in a fucking steel cage or two by two or in Ross, man!
Holy shit, these are fucking insane!
And I hate to do these arguments and to tip you to a random topic and...
Well, you're demonizing mental health, you're demonizing...
Dude, I'm demonizing a fucking demon!
Like, it's not that hard, man!
This video is made for educational purposes.
Actually, man, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, it's worth it.
Everybody's worth it, I don't give a shit.
I've written a significant original text commentary.
I'm not emotional, you can be emotional if you're in control, it's got to be passionate
about a club I got.
The hell, man?
My thinking is rational.
My dialogue is emotional.
You need to understand that again, the separation
between these two events is a two different event entirely.
Oh my gosh.
I got to ask though, what the fuck are they doing?
Well, okay, I gotta ask though. What the fuck are they doing?
Uh, got my fault, I don't care. Got my fault.
They want to hear you talking about the realist grandson.
Cops have sirens on and lights on.
If they see somebody coming in, they're not going to go.
He's going to stop.
He's going full speed.
He's going to stop.
Probably need a look.
Come on, bro.
Are you the S?
Like, it's still a job to look like, holy shit.
If some firetruck is going fucking 50 miles an hour,
they go, I'm going to break them in life.
Hey, hey, if there's a problem, so be it.
Jesus take the wheel.
Like dude, you're gonna get an accident most every time there's a fire you're gonna get an accident.
What?
Oh my god, I just...
Jesus, oh my god!
Holy sh-
What the fuck is this? What is it? What the fuck? If he's lost all these cryptos,
Jeff and Dabba leave with the mental health 100%. What the fuck is this guy talking about?
What am I reading in chat? Yo, mods mods, you're chasing us as long as you guys are
going to threat Loki. What the fuck is that?
I'm gonna call 911.
I've said this when I had 100 viewers and I'll say it today.
I've always had a very good baseline happiness level, regardless of having absolutely nothing.
I would say my happiness level is slightly higher than it was when I had absolutely nothing.
You act like it's some strings that you're going to pull.
Lost his dad, I understand it.
Lost his dad, but lost his head when he had nothing already.
I don't know if he okay.
Is he okay?
Santa, are you okay?
Are you okay?
Santa, stop, stop, stop.
I'm sorry, Santa.
I'm just very traditional, like.
That's what it's like.
What an asshole. You're one of them men.
Oh.
Hear him.
BOY!
Yo, how do you ever do that?
Yo, roadways coming out while you're handing your pocket. They tell you to get poked, buddy.
Oh boy.
Yo, hear that one.
You're a go-kush of two-nighter, right?
No.
The thing is, I got this, and I got...
We got a camera.
I know I got a camera, but I have your dentist appointment.
Oh, who's in the wrong?
It's just some guy from Virginia.
I don't give him my number.
He's coming up.
He's gonna chase him.
He's doing that work.
I'm letting this guy get ahead of me.
me.
Then there's the platform.
Holy f**k.
What the f**k?
Holy f**k.
I don't wanna check that line.
Oh my God.
Hey, what's up?
Oh my god!
You get paid?
Yeah, I get paid.
I want action to keep me.
Alright, what do you want?
$600 for the game.
What's the type?
Wapo was not easy.
Mr. Cedophite said to me she was killed in order that she should not speak.
I agree.
He went under saying she was killed before she could tell us what she knew.
I said, or what she did not.
I think it was possible.
I've seen them the truth. This is the rush bringer was killed because she could in what is this fucking audio block man
Oh Jesus Oh
I mean
There's got some place to be a yes
Okay, Garmin save video
Okay, Garmin save video
I was like, they went and got me, they were all like,
she's like, I'll get you to talk about this.
Yeah, yeah, I'll help you.
Oh, kid.
Yeah.
I mean, video is fighting.
Whoa!
Jesus!
Christ!
What the f***?
Holy sh**!
Yeah, yeah, Jesus, man.
What the f***?
Jesus is going, huh?
There
Jesus
Salivated three times
What is wrong with that white car? Yeah, exactly. I don't know
Now that well, it's like on Texan Drive, buddy
I mean, you can look at it in the rear of your mirror, but at the most speed, you can't
accelerate at somebody out of the spot, good enough, but you just can't.
You wouldn't be able to react fast enough, somebody not braking, because of that brake
distance, you can't get enough acceleration to get out of the way, I mean, you're just
GG.
is like the one of the only accidents that you can't really avoid.
Again, chat actually thinks that a break distance
you can accelerate past the break distance time at any decent speed.
I can't fucking, you can grok it, I'm not doing it, grok it, you cannot, you can't do it, not possible.
I don't even know a sports car. Maybe with a test on launch mode, maybe you can
Just did it? I didn't see it. Where?
Where? What's the guy? Main guy or the other guy?
I mean, the guy's in the middle, he's in the middle of a fucking lane
I mean, but if the guy is going in the middle, I'm stupid and it's so different, you're
They're so stupid.
The guy is going in the middle.
He's not, he's not, he's not re-raining at me.
I think he's trying to line me.
Uh, actually, he's just denying.
I'm not going to engage with that bit of it, that freaking bridge bit.
I
Chasin I know all right all right
It's not about a go post is that understanding this situation. I will join it. We're joining. I don't give a fuck
All right
This is the tarmac. This is the tarmac. Okay. I don't give a fuck. I don't know. If you're
like, if you're like, wait a minute, wait a minute. You're gonna sit in fucking. Okay.
And this is the lanes. Okay. Lane one. And then there's the lane two. Okay. Um, if you
are here, okay, if you are here, there's a major difference between somebody that's projected
to be hitting you directly on and somebody that's going in the middle.
Even if you were like this, moving out of the way if you're red or purple only takes
a slight amount.
you would only need to deviate a few inches.
The zone to move is this one.
It could be a few inches out of the way and you're out.
If you were to move away from blue,
you would have to go almost an entire car
with a difference.
You would have to go this much of difference.
How much does it take for a car to get out of this full distance
from being stationary?
Even forget the no more human reaction time.
It would have gone from, it's almost impossible.
It's almost fucking impossible.
You would have to calculate them the break distance
at which you would think you wouldn't be alerted
if you're human, right?
Let's say, I'm guys coming in, right?
You would think, okay, this guy is like way behind me, right?
You'd say it'd be three car lengths, right?
Can you move one car lengths in acceleration
from a three car lengths deceleration?
Absolutely fucking not.
You absolutely cannot.
Even with a sports car, you can't, Antenna.
Yeah.
That's what when I said,
when I read Fred chicken flavor,
I was like, oh, but also, why would they be?
Oh my god.
This bitch.
Oh my god.
They've probably drunk us.
Am I tripping?
No bro, we weren't.
Oh my god.
Ain't nobody has license for that.
Most druggies for the normal license, they maybe try it illegally.
The DMV is a war zone.
This is a bumfuck nowhere.
Oh nice bike, I'm okay
Yeah, but then he would just go then.
He's like in the middle of the road.
He is.
He is.
He is.
He is.
He is.
He is.
He is.
He is.
He is.
He is.
He is.
He is.
He is.
People get gridlocked because they don't let it have a buffer in front of it, right?
In the middle of the city, in the cities of the
I have a Florida, a QC license, and also a fucking, a, um, a genie lift license, like
I can drive construction trucks, and I can just play around with my arms and my, my,
my hands.
Yo.
Uh, maybe.
Yo.
Uh, I'm in it.
Hey, buddy, people like me built your house with the construction cars.
Okay.
Who are you?
Who are you?
Getting a house is not hard.
It just takes time.
I just didn't have the time.
I would have had it when I was younger.
I actually had my permit when I was 16, you know.
Which is, didn't do it.
It's didn't finish it.
Didn't have fun.
I'm supposed to be being a pro player.
Chat he relates to us.
He was working in construction with his hands,
people happy.
to actually
way actually
so five in what direction
roe used to run around on the beat up by delivering newspaper
you know nothing about street laws little bro
yes to be
uh...
and i do
uh...
uh...
okay
well
was that
and i was looking for my shit
uh... perennials that if i knew it would go
i'll see what i'm going on and i'll solve it with some uh...
here this of all of this is going
I can finish it, I can finish this game without cheating.
Yeah, I think I did the talk off chat, I guess I want to kill some turn of bosses, I think it's fucking, I think it'd be fun.
What?
I'll be there tomorrow, I said noon.
on traffic rules over ex-QC's.
Noone ESD.
Don't listen to them Q.
While they were out partying you was on the grind
being the best overwatch tank in history.
Yo! Yo! Yeah!
That's right! How the fuck did he know that?
Yo! Oh my god, how'd you get the chills? How'd you get the chills on that?
I heard you got full body chills.
I'm lucky, I'm lucky.
Bang?
There's a one in front of you, right?
No, no, no, I'm playing.
Tomorrow will be live at like 10 am.
I'm gonna be live at like 10 am, really.
This is the one I'll be live at like 10 am.
I'll be live at like 10 am literally.
I'm live at like 10, 30, 10, 45 at the very most.
But at least an hour before the fucking server opens.
Like I get my ship and my ship's already ready, but yeah.
Okay, um, hold on.
I am, I can't probably. Nope, nevermind.
Yes dressing bread French yes that's it wait yeah French yeah how many sides
is a hexagon? Um, hexagon? Uh, yeah, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. Five, six,
Oh my god.
I can't even ever sell that.
Yeah, I'm not a big fan of a pooch, dog.
But the only thing that's available is Alabama.
Do you know how many days are there in a month in America Celebrating Wednesday?
January, February, March, April, May, June, and Massimo choose his D, oh my god, oh my
I did the knuckles thing. I did knuckles thing. I can't believe it actually worked out.
I mean, you can literally see the fucking challenge screen. I mean, it's not like I can't, I can't
even have onto. Muzzle.
Are you guys a Tuesday?
I'm not sure they're going for that one.
Let me get a play- um
I think Maria, I'm pretty sure but I mean I need to wish my friends anyway doesn't matter
Let's go with a
What year the pilgrim fathers what the fuck
What
I think it okay check it was like the the the 400th year in 10s I think I'd be 10
surely
hey yep Canada for sure it's you should have listened to that voice that's the
wrong answer I really didn't handle that one at all
The 400 years of the years was in 2017, no?
Wait, I was right!
Chusee was 16-08!
I really, US was later on?
I can't believe it. I can't believe that much of that.
Okay, so Canada made U.S., so we made you, though, Papa.
So we made you.
Yo, yo, what up, Canada?
Y'all probably still think this is India.
Oh, God!
Americans would be like, yo, we found India!
And you even say actually hold on now true
Chats got no bomb allergy they thought that they were leaving the other down there and they got to the coast
You want to do at the wrong spot?
fucking bomb
I
Disappear you brother. Okay here comes here comes here comes here comes here comes here comes the dumb fucks
Oh, oh, they're actually they did they did fine. They did find it because of because of Brampton
I know!
Brogian
I'm making a lore of this, I'll be in the lobby for some reason
Hold on
It's me, of course
You seem to be convict
Urban, vegetable!
Yes, that's it
Urban, Urban!
And then we get into the projecting part of the dog phase, it's a muzzle
my god says that it's a muggle okay see I'm going to tell on that 1986 that Matthew
You brought a brick!
Let's go with A.
That is not the answer.
Oh, but I'm so slight.
I forgot, I forgot.
Oh, shut the fuck up man!
You didn't know this! You did not know!
Stop being my balls matter for you did not know no you didn't know you didn't know you didn't
You're not him, buddy. You know him I can
Remember diamond there. Oh, it's a
Is it a Trinidad it's a big oh
What actor lent this feature of protagonist's quantum breaker?
I think it's a but I think it's also C. Yeah I fucking knew it.
What disease does Andrew Beckett have when we fill out the LPA?
Dude, what the fuck dude two lifelines
Massimo chooses D
Yeah, what is it about check what does it say about a brilliantly executed success?
Good luck to you for this new question.
No, but that one's the right answer.
When is the stream introduction going to end and the actual stream going to start?
I
Yes, that's it. It's the only non-dumb word
It's me of course and easy six days
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday.
Good hunch that it's safe.
And what will be the...
And unfortunately, this is the wrong answer. It's the end for you.
I really didn't handle that one at all.
It's disappointing.
Congratulations.
You are leaving here for months.
Are you going to lie right when it drops?
Tomorrow or will you be alive beforehand?
Monday.
One, two, three, four, five, six.
Oh, funny.
Uh, yeah, I'll be like, ten.
Ten, forty, something like that.
before let him know
Elevator most
Shut up
Yeah, that's him, that's him, he is him
and then the one who didn't is him
in the movies
That's the one.
I literally have it next to my computer somewhere.
I forgot what it is, but I have it.
What is the US state as coastline on the Gulf of Mexico?
Texas.
I'm gonna say B.
So long.
Gang gang.
Texas yeah.
What are these is the future of sabbatical in Nebraska the badlands I would say be obviously
We need some air zone as an event. I had it
Watergate was an office walker
What is the capital of the Republic of North Macedonia?
Why we did it outside I forgot is not scop chip
Was this garbage it?
I don't remember this.
No, I don't remember this, I don't remember this!
New question.
The switch is made for these kinds of questions.
Let's change the question.
I knew it, did you?
Um, Obsidian?
Uh, it's this or that.
I'll do Obsidian, I'm pushing it to Obsidian.
It wouldn't be by the way, would it?
Is there any of this right as a post-prandule?
If it was, it would have to be post-natal, no?
That wouldn't make sense, right?
So it'd be bath or meal?
Bro only gets the answers because he has 1000 hours in a game with limited questions.
Not it's D. I missed like that.
I missed like that.
You saw me click it.
I missed like that.
You saw me click it.
You saw me click it.
You saw me click it.
You saw me click it.
You saw me.
You saw me.
You saw me.
I corrected them.
I corrected it.
I clicked one and I clicked it on that.
You saw me do it then.
I mean I'm more into this than I look at fucker.
I'm having ease getting all the way to the top, I mean I would have two lemons if I got
I don't know what I'm saying, but it's a good hunch that it's C.
I just want to get that much more.
I guess 46 months is something. It inspires confidence in me.
Unfortunately it all ends here for you.
This is not the right answer. Sorry.
I'm actually mad at him.
I mean, I'm mad. This is just fucking stupid.
I mean, I would have had it that.
I would have had it that.
I'm going to say.
A drill, of course.
I don't believe that about about Mary
Uh, Airbnb, I forgot what it is. It's just B, isn't it? I know it's B
I know it would say B
Fuck this game, man
Um, Karma Geden
Um...
Good hunch, let's see.
Yo, of course we call Karma Geden!
Is it fucking L.A.?
Of course! Of course! Karma Geden!
Is it fucking L.A.?
Maybe it just had to be.
It's Arborette!
Nothing's going to be a-
Oh my god!
The Lilo!
Hey there the Lilo, what's it like in New York City?
I'm a thousand miles away, but girl!
Aw...
Aw...
Aw...
Aw...
Aw...
Aw...
Aw...
Aw...
I think it's just 4.
Fuck!
It inspires confidence in me.
And I would say, B.
Why, seriously?
Altitude.
Height.
No pressure.
Well, pressure means you would be at a certain height, no?
That's no more.
That's Florida, Louisiana, 992, um, hold on.
Edward, I don't actually know.
Oh, I'm so far up.
Think it shows Edward
Was it you choose to play I think Edward for sure. I definitely if I think like that I'm gonna chosen Edward
It's B of course I
Think so
Camel! Very nice, sir! Very nice, sir!
Shadow didn't know that. Shadow didn't know it.
I actually know all the questions at the top, by the way.
Oh, I think he was getting past the 2k and I went in the gate to breathe.
What the fuck?
Who's the only president?
I
Mean
Yeah, they didn't even have any final answer you sure
No, they didn't even have parties exactly let's move on to a home
I'm gonna say
This is the support I think it thinks the mp2 it's gonna get real hard to do on it
I forgot what it is I feel you forgot I forgot I forgot I forgot
isn't it true romance it's me of course unfortunately it all wait I got I got a
last I know wait how did I get it last time and then I got it all this time
It's not a no no it's okay. I mean, I'm infallible now.
I love to talk about this. I love to talk about it. I've been addicted to this fucking game.
I've been addicted to this game. I've been addicted to this game. I've been addicted to this game.
Because of closeness.
Uh, Eerie.
My god says that it's C. Okay, C.
Oh.
B or C low key.
I'm going to choose date, right?
The cartoon canary.
Tweety bird.
Tweety bird is talking about.
I'm choosing V. He inspires confidence in me.
What a pity.
This is the wrong answer.
I really didn't handle that one at all.
It's disappointing.
It's the wrong answer.
I'm really sorry you win absolutely nothing.
Wait, it's not Donald Duck?
Explain how it's not Donald Duck, eh?
Ah, I'm not gonna read it, cuz I'm not reading Jackson.
I mean, I'm not...
I haven't made you the answer to that yet.
Made it.
I mean, I made you, I mean, I made it.
I'm
Bullfrog games
Okay, this is my last one
I
Mean
I'm winning!
Ah, I'm gonna give you some!
Well, actually, it's me, Andrew Devis-Felmer.
Probably be- be lowkey. I don't even know, man. I don't- I don't know.
As in for the- Of course, it's fucking Harrison Ford.
Bill Wright said-
What is the name for spit he is in cooking in?
Let's go for C.
Throw it this way.
What is the capital of Mongolia?
Who won the car?
Let's go for A.
What's the name of the city in Russia?
I'm choosing D. It inspires confidence.
It's a nice burger.
What's the name of a woman's day?
It's not about the holiday.
It's only air B
Okay, I guess that's it
That's the wrong answer sorry oh, but I'm so ashamed so ashamed
I told you that is the exact question at which the questions become unreliable and of course
I hit an unreliable. I mean it's it's the exact question at which the lifeline is bullshit
Wait
What?
Why breaking what?
Oh it's a movie.
Oh.
I'm gonna say.
Despacito, ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma.
Come on, Bob.
Yeah, this is a few minutes of arena.
Oh, that's a cat key.
How many meters are there in a meter?
10 per 1.
And then 100. So 1,000.
Okay, see.
Oh, he doesn't.
Ooh.
And Massimo chooses D.
Except that it's the game. This is not the right answer.
I really did.
Oh, I'm going to have all white. It isn't made of white.
It's made of lambs and made of white.
Wow, you already started. Good thing you're my juice, Lord, or you'd be putting the fries
in my bag, now.
It's Canada teaching anything? Canada teaches respect, love, and also it teaches us the
knowledge of free health care. Now don't, hey, don't get sick, you have to go to the
doctor. Hey, hey, help, hey. What happens when you break your arm, you have to break
your piggy bank and fucking dump fuck? Hey buddy, buddy, how much is a hospital bill?
Fuck you!
Fuck.
Alright.
You have a B.
Let's go for C.
It's as bad as you are, that's what I'm doing.
And then I'm going to fight the other guy.
I'll do the show talk after I report tomorrow's update.
I can't believe it.
I'm not broke.
Good hunch.
I'm putting my arm up.
I have to get my mouse pad's face.
Oh
It's a um, it's um
It's
Is that a thing to say it's the wrong answer. I really didn't handle that one at all. It's disappointing
Unfortunately
It's not deli for deli, it's for delicacy, you fucking dumbass.
It's for delicacy.
It's also a french word that you fucking bum bitch ass.
It's not even what you think it is.
It's for- what?
Yes it is!
Yes it is!
You're a BITCH!
Man, I hate it when the chat is just delivered to me.
just deliberately roam with them there
i mean i get along but
the thing is, correcto
if you ever late at the end i don't think so
That's a good punch. That's a good punch.
That's a good punch.
Let's go for C.
Oh.
That's a good punch. That's a good punch. That's a good punch.
I am done anyway.
Wait what I've watched this a few days ago
Japan I can't believe it. I did a session
New York let's go for a
Let's go with a
Oh well, I really didn't see that one coming.
Oh that was the wrong answer.
I got tricked because there's a four player multiplayer, not a four player campaign.
The campaign is a duo, right?
You play that meme by brother, but we didn't even try to form a campaign, we didn't even
try it on the Halo 2, we only did a dual campaign.
And that's true, that's true, you probably didn't even know that.
There is a dual campaign on Halo 2, there absolutely is, yep, there is.
I remember my email, I have like 15 emails.
All right, I'll show us some truck off before I run out of time.
I need to realize I have to be up by 9am.
Oh, tomorrow I'm going to have my owner.
Cool badge.
If you watch them all, I think you get a twitch-wide badge.
Yep.
Yep, um, yeah, you get a JP badge in it.
Hold on, let me see.
I'm not gonna leak it.
Yeah, you get a JP badge for watching it.
Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.
I'm trying to organize something with the co-editing for kick as well, but it's a very
like let me know today that force frame in a run so I can't I got busted by a
fucker that had a barely to glitch or bug it but that it's really all the
same it's not a bugger me when I said you are no pixel can you prove it by
adding me to the whitelist real quick
ex-qc
uh...
chad i'm i'm i'm gonna go like it
okay i have an idea
a true zero hero
i start now i'm not gonna start scat i'm not gonna do anything but i'm gonna start
uh...
yo
there is nothing to do
Well, if I could finish the task here.
Oh, shit.
Thank you, streamers, for tweeting and showing the badge they will get for tomorrow.
Show us the cinema badge.
Um, sure, look.
It looks really nice in small, in small mode.
You'll see when it's down.
Because it's pixel art.
Do you make it small? It looks really nice. You'll see it looks compact and cool
And it's what you it
Locate and mark the fuel tank trucks on customs. I think I'm gonna wait for Ico to do this because I've been doing my occurs with her
And customer
Wait
PMC? Oh, but an MP5?
Wait, actually, you said to kill players?
Yo, I'm bad at getting fucked on, I can only tell.
I think I really think PMC is like, ever.
I'll just play like a small armor. I'm not gonna trip around.
Chat, is there even good ammo for this gun at all?
Like, like, is there any available good ammo for this fucking shit gun?
There isn't any, right?
Only, only luck maybe, no AP, but I don't think you buy that.
Chat, can I change the attendance on the gun or do I have to use whatever they give me?
You can change I probably do better with it with my eyes on this right
Though easy need for press buddy, what do you mean?
AP okay, what if I do this I can't bite
I guess this maybe I'll buy this I'll buy a hundred twenty ammo this shit you know
I mean I'll buy 150 ammo this shit okay and then wow I can't I'm ready top load
your AP. Well, I mean, yeah, no. Chad, does the old flare work in, in, in, um, as like
a flare thing or nay? Wait, it doesn't. Really? So why, why did I buy that then?
I guess I'm just a big guy, I guess.
Chat, where's the ammo that it's bought?
Forget it, let's load it into the fucking game, fuck this shit.
Okay, shut up.
Oh, put the nickname in each mag.
Wait, is this just smart actually?
Hold on.
Wait, wait, is that genius?
Wait, is that genius?
So you would do 20, 20, 20, like that.
Only broke people do this.
I can't buy the fucking ammo.
I can't buy it.
Even if I was at that $10 billion,
I'd be able to buy the ammo.
I can't buy the it.
The game doesn't let you.
Are you stupid?
You're just gonna die after your first 10 AP is shit.
Buddy, everything is shit.
Tarkov ammo yo, I know you're re-bran it look
Um
Yeah, that's still really good. What's that's still really good for four at four is not bad at all
If I seconded everybody, I mean by that.
Wait, if I kill people with the another gun and this on my sling, it still counts as a
press?
What, really?
No.
That's cat.
That's cat.
How am I going to kill players on those maps with this gun, though?
I mean, this gun is shit.
I mean, I'm dead anyway.
This is already over.
Over.
The arms, I may have to make it there.
There.
Shhh.
There.
Slime's got it.
I heard that.
Bad fall auto.
Oh my god, oh my god, BANG!
A 120 BS ammo!
That's the best item in the game!
It's literally the best item you can get in the game, pretty much.
Oh, second best, not bad.
Can't put it in the pouch, not allowed to.
I mean this game needs to know what gun you're using it's a little bit what what what how good quality you should is
If your ammo is bad, you can't kill anybody and it's like one of the best I'm on the game
64 therefore it's the best it's the best item that you get in the game
of
the
of
the
of
I thought it was a player.
BTE!
That's good!
Okay.
Chameleon, you're lucky.
Is that not good?
AP...
I mean...
BTDS? Back to that? I mean, that's not that old!
Is that better? Then, uh...
What do I got?
on paper I should extract this ammo no?
what do you mean no?
I mean on paper it's pretty much that's it!
I'm M-shaped anyway. I mean, I'm already dead, I'm on screen.
But yeah, I'm already dead here. There's no chance I'll survive a fucking prime dorms with this fucking piece of shit pebble shooter.
I stand no chance here.
Oh
Fine, look, I said, I said I'm dead
I'm so dead 32 months Wow will you be playing gta rp tonight juice Lord tomorrow
Oh.
What was that?
Shh, shh.
What am I gonna do?
see that player would fuck me if I was there
guys camping outside yep and some guys coming outside again fucking bitch ass
like a fucking pussy I'm shit I bet it's so long
I didn't really match up oh code's good right I can get it all what a zb
whatever whoa
Oh, what is that?
Another grenade hit!
Does it think somebody's in the budget somewhere?
Shh, shh, shh!
It's coming, it's coming!
Should I push him?
I mean, I can't, I'm bad at debounding.
I should have to be able to see them.
Rebecca, I have to be really bad at it.
I lost.
And middle stairs, middle stairs,
there's no middle stairs,
you have to go to the one next to me, no?
Unless it's outside on the middle plate.
No, he's outside, chat.
Up the side, upside down, upside down.
I think he went outside.
I think he went out of the building.
I think he's escaping.
I don't want to kid, but I mean, attention, should I shoot from here or that's.
I'm going to get fired over there, all right?
Wait, hold on.
Wait, in the belly!
Come on.
Please, come on in.
Chad, what are the stats that pushed that building that I'm going to?
With the new patch, Chad, they changed the three-story building.
How do I push it in?
where's the loot?
Now everybody's usually bad when it's fooded, but the other day I had a military crate that
was maxed out.
Fuck yeah, I'm gonna send it again.
Check, check.
How do you push the building these days then?
They changed the doors.
I know which doors was good at.
Armando?
Armando?
68 month sex QCLLLLLLL
I think he's at- no, it's not a scap, it's a player!
Yo?
Yo?
Yo, yo, hey man, I'm only here for my quest, man, yo, I'm only here for my quest, can
you, can you let me do the, the quest room please, and I'll get, I'll be on my way.
I need my quest thing, and I'll be on my way, man.
Can we agree to a truce?
Maybe a truce, perhaps.
Yo.
I can't hear you, it's muffled, man.
I can barely hear you, hold on.
Let me get close to the window.
Hold on a minute.
I'm going to put it back to people.
It says it's the one after you find the crime.
It's after you find the crime, you have to find evidence.
What is that, 220?
No, everybody says that.
Is it digging down? Is it over?
Yeah.
You know what? I'm going to go somewhere else. Fuck this shit.
This place sucks anyway.
I hate dorms! I hate dorms! I hate dorms! I hate shit!
This is a shit map!
are you okay this ain't talk ravers bro are you okay okay okay there's some
guys skittering around who is that they're your buddy see that you're
Okay, is that a scout again? Is there any extra loot at all or not?
What about extra loot though?
Okay, if you kill me you're going to get dog shit because I'll have his dog shit.
I
Think I'll take my ultimate I
I'm gonna suck up. I'm gonna take my minute. I've been out check check if this guy kills me. I
I will turn into a only bad person in this game for the best my fucking life. I
Here comes
You know
That's my knife, I have a knife for it.
Yeah, come on, I'm gonna get some loot.
Come here.
Good bro.
Come here.
Where are my flashlights at?
There's an unloaded body out there.
They'll just take that.
Wait, is it on more?
There's two more dead players,
or three more dead players down there?
They don't have really shit left on them.
Really?
but I'm not messing with what I got these days I mean I could use some of
this or whatever they got I'm okay to look at you right here shit I mean this
isn't bad all I mean compared to what I got and this is not bad at all man he's
gonna switch play you sure you don't want the switch blade he has a switch
Did you hear that one there?
I'll take it first, you good?
Yo, say fucking less.
Yo, thank you, man.
I need it that bad.
Incoming!
Incoming!
Incoming, my son!
What did you say?
Incoming, my son.
Got him.
Are you sure?
Buy that again!
What's up?
Hey, come up here.
I was in my room for you.
Really?
Somebody's doing it.
What's up outside?
What's up? I'm going to show you.
I'm going to show you.
If you shot me, I'm going to turn into a villain for the future.
But now I'm going to turn into a saint.
I'm going to be a helper.
I'll help her looter.
Really?
Oh my god, is that a new tenter?
As-Val!
Oh my god.
Ah.
Dude, I don't think I've seen you on parkour in, like, a long time.
Yeah, no, I've just been playing off-stream mostly because it's usually bad on stream.
But I've been enjoying it.
I'm gonna unload this mag and just toss this shit away, it's worth nothing, right?
Like MP5 mags?
I can't see what you got.
MP5 mags, bad?
Ah, yeah, get rid of them. You don't need those.
This right here, this big gun right here, we'll have ammo in it that you could use for, uh, sniper rifles and shit.
Really? I like the TX as well. The TX is my favorite gun.
I'll try it.
I'll grab that and drop one of the MP5s.
Okay.
Oh shit.
Oh my god, that's insane. Is that good?
Yeah, it's all right, it depends on what you like.
There's this too, you can sell for some cash, I don't have Stratbjörg, I'll be training
you for training you for training a lot.
Oh my god!
You got a lab scored!
Is that how it works?
Like, millions these days?
It's like, no, not more than that.
Wait, why is my card so juice compared to before?
Is it in your patch?
Uh, yeah, they buffed it.
I mean, it's not as good as it was.
I mean, it's not as good as it was.
I mean, it's not as good as it was.
I mean, it's not as good as it was.
I mean, it's not as good as it was.
I mean, it's not as good as it was.
My cards so juice compared to before this is the new patch
Yeah, they buffed it. I mean, it's not as good as it was for the end. I even be honest
I took a long break, so I don't know how good it's been before the seasonal stuff, but it's been pretty good
Well, there's some
Wow
The M1 of this shit?
But this doesn't get affected on it. I mean even if it's like itself, it's like fucking whatever like 60k or something, no?
Crossroads and shit, uh,
Crossroads and shit, I always love the code and maybe spiders, spiders, both. I have the code for spiders both.
I love it, the accent.
Move!
Move!
Ah, shit!
Fuck!
Is he dead?
You okay?
You okay?
Have you tried being good at the game?
I keep seeing you die.
Maybe you could watch a tutorial.
Come on!
Check! Is this going to use the one on or not?
I'm scared!
Okay, hold up, hold up.
Yo, it's been blocked.
Oh, it's a wrong mount.
Thanks, GG.
I'm scared! I love to do it!
Hello?
You're A?
There's enough loot for both of us, man!
You killed my friend, it's all good!
I'm trying to get out, man!
Just loot him and I'll be out!
I'm fucking go- I'm going blazing!
I'm bleeding!
This is for my boy!
Ahhhh!
You didn't comply? I'm coming with the machine gun!
Fuck you!
I
Want it
I'm just gonna get out of here.
I'm just gonna get out of here.
No, I think I found it, I don't think he died, I think he went the same way that the
a scav rat, so it seemed like he died.
If you're here to fuck a machine gun I'm ready to use it.
Bang!
That's Max-Win!
That's Max-Win!
Chad, how many fucking guns is that?
That's, that's, that's like six guns!
Chad, all of the right thing was the biggest hole ever.
Like, actually, ever.
Chad, that's, Chad, at least a mill.
Chad, that's like a mill worth of money.
Now, man, that's like a mill worth of money.
Yeah, that's like, that's like a mill worth of money.
Man, that's like a mill worth of money.
I don't even know what to do with it.
mill. That's like a mill worth of monies. I mean, just the ammo itself is worth like
fucking 200k. Hold on. Let's look at the whole chat. A brand new as Val, a beautiful TX and
360 with the ammo on it a fucking mp7 mp7 a TT bullshit trash it but then I got
to beat the ammo the m80s in the pocket of it a yellow keycard a BS double stack
one two or 120 yo
I
Now Jack can't be the villain anymore because this guy was nice. I mean
I never cooperate in this game with anybody, but I mean this is nice. So it's still dog shit. Hello. I mean that's fine
Do what are you thinking stupid? You want yo, yo, yo, what yo what a baby downer. Are you fucking stupid?
Yeah, I mean you're a talk of love her that shit is working in same money
I
Look like it's a rat in Yahoo
Yeah, whoo I
Parato I'm my friends
Bro change bro changed
No, I cannot accept the Gephton.
Is this loaded?
Huh?
Huh?
The wallet was by empty and they're usually empty.
Uhhh...
I like this armor, no?
This armor's got decent, no?
I think it's got overall decent. It's not great, but...
I'm scared of using good gun now, though.
Isn't that an 835?
Oh, it is. I don't have any of this. An 835 good ammo.
Yeah, nothing good to put in this gun, might as well just fucking not put it... not use it, right?
And that's like your fears, is that I cannot use the gun if it doesn't have good ammo. It's the point.
I'd rather use the fucking good gun or bad deal with good ammo.
Unless we're doing viewer kicks and that's a whole different ballgamer.
I'm
Load ammo
It's good Pierce 28 sp6 is what
48 that's gonna max no
I could use as well, but I don't have a lot. I don't have a lot of ammo. Maybe I use a viewer tip, okay?
I'll put my own kit in this bag.
Let's do viewer kit, surely I don't.
Do friendly... friendly... friendly... kit... kit. Please.
How do I... how do I invite a friend?
China! China!
Check.
Check.
Bottom left.
As you laugh like the good old days, I can't go to the lab side of the lab card.
Jack, is there not a way for me to get the documents to trade for a lab card?
Jack, can I just get BT keys? How do you get BT keys?
Kill BD. Also, if somebody says you have factory labs, what does it mean factory labs? Well,
You can't trans it into lives!
Oh, and a key.
It's like you can lay me a shit, man.
Oh, what's a good map to have fun in?
Yo, yo, let's do custom services so I can do both of these.
Streets, you know what I mean Streets in.
Save tasks out of mind by that.
streets of lag machine
I've seen it.
Um, wait.
I have two settings that a friend told me to do.
I have good settings.
Somebody said that if you have any sort of color altering
processes, you chop your face in half.
Oh, wow.
96 months, childrens.
I used to play cock-nack.
Yo, yo, holy shit.
I'm gonna shine high.
Oh, do you how?
Is that good?
Yeah, put on my gear, bro.
Oh, hold on.
I can't see ahead, it's E30.
Holy fuck, I mean, I can't, I can't lose with that, what?
Yeah, you got the side plate on,
as long as you don't get head eyes.
Why, you got, there's armor on the head,
on the, on the head as well?
Yeah, it's a plate, it's plastic.
The best plate in the game.
Yeah, thank you man.
That I actually thank you. That's such an insane it.
Somebody shoot me.
Hey, hey, hey, is there anybody to do, is there anybody to do BD to get the, to get.
Shut up!
Yeah, they're making BD on my mouth.
Alright, let's go fuck them.
Come on, come on, come on.
Come on, come on.
Go fuck them, bro.
Come on, come on.
Let's go, let's go.
Bro, I scouted your profile. You have like 140 raids.
How much you playing off stream?
I play with my governor. I try to teach you the game.
Ah. You like seasons?
Oh yeah, it's fun.
A lot of times we just load in like naked with like a pistol with one bullet there and we try to do zero to hero.
We load it with one bullet there and we try to get a hatch on the scab and if not we're completely fucked up.
I'll let you know if I hear the BB. It might be on the map.
Shaxen, say how I bust it.
They roam around.
Yeah, I'm shooting a scab three shivers away, but it's not hitting. So good.
That QP is usually a little rougher range.
Wait, I didn't know that there was bull job in this.
I mean usually it's kind of instant though.
You gotta run with me, okay?
Okay.
Go, go, go.
Careful, they're on mid.
I'm sorry.
Oh
Come here
get to the front of something
OW!
I'm trying, I'm trying
What the fuck is it happening?
I'm not that much
I'm shooting my, I'm not that much
I'm shooting my legs, I can't even peek, I can't even peek
I'm shooting my legs
Brother, I have no limbs, but I also have no CMS
You have no CMS? Save your ear
I'm fuck this is it oh
I'm gonna
Three let me limbs instantly. It's all good. That's all good. I
Mean, I don't have to pick this guy wide or not
I mean it I think I had to get out of the fucking bleachers or whatever it's called
Yeah, the roof stock ones are rough. They'll typically only see you
Uh, isn't this a special slot to...
My video?
I brought a whole lot of compassing.
I was doing quests, I was doing quests, I was doing quests.
Oh.
I didn't know that showed you where your quest was.
Is that new?
No, it's a quest, it's Papua's first quest, thank you.
Thank you
Can't wait
Yeah
Are they always here, do they always spawn here?
Then what, then why wouldn't I just spawn in here and do it all, do it all day then?
It should be easy money, no?
I'm getting the ability in front.
I forgot how to cancel the heal every time.
I think as soon as you see the number, right?
You cancel it with the first or second map.
So you just let it heal for a tiny bit,
and then you cancel it for a tiny bit.
Like this, right, Jack?
It takes too long.
It plays out like half the animation.
All right.
What?
Alright, here, hold on.
I'm gonna loot the boss.
I'm gonna try to find you a keycard or something.
RPK, is that good?
RPK, you mean PK?
Yeah.
Aspect key, is that good?
Uh, it's okay.
It was the...
The door...
The building...
Coming from the outside.
It's just like slinking people that are in here.
Unfortunately, no key card.
Gosh, fucking darn it.
But, I can do finally kind of sugar-fighting.
I need to slew that.
Can I get this backpack out or not?
I don't think I can.
Can I get this backpack?
I don't think I should have managed to get the gun itself on.
footsteps
there's a rotating footsteps in me
Also, do I keep the mags of the PKB?
T46?
Oh, what's that?
Do I keep the mag or do I just get them out?
by the animals good though no 41 beds is that is that that go to settings then
game tab and press health condition to always be shown in health color scheme
polychromex QCL
I
Ready to go
If this guy does a guy turning next to me he's turning I can hear turning
Yeah
No, no, no, I swear he's turning it maybe on the roof
Yeah, I hear him, I am turning, he did it again
C monster
Yep, I also got, I also got, I got it, I also got it,
I got a tango
See monster tango guys, I need to shake it
Fuck is the animal don't know about oh, whoa
Yeah, it's indeed that's hard.
Is there any more of the guys that are dead in Flamie, are these guys have a good ammo
or what?
I don't know, that's it, that's it.
In going, I need more.
Okay, that's a good thing that was like incinerating, no?
Acknowledged!
Acknowledged!
Yeah!
All right, walk.
Yeah
I talk
What about you guys in a little niggaz
I mean
Uh, you know TAR points? The end game currency? Find it.
Where?
Uh, TAR bank over here. Right, it's real.
Let's see.
I'm not loading this well at all. I'm controlling the game enough.
Can't put all the match wins in my backpacking. So I know it's a match win, you know what
I mean?
You're supposed to believe how?
Wait, but how do you know, though?
Um, I saw his face.
Yeah, but how do you know he was there, though?
Oh, because I heard him go in.
You ready?
Yeah, more! More left side!
Let me carry the big gun on your back seat.
gun let me kill the big gun it's heavy it's heavy I'll carry it I'll bring it to your
If you're a fan, then you're going to leave the left side of your hair to leave us.
Yeah.
Biden! Help!
It's done, it's done, it's done.
More right side as well!
Lock the fucking WT!
Right, lock down!
He's gonna get it!
Let's go!
It's a guy on the right!
Danny food!
and what you know if you give me some food man
we're gonna eat him alive but don't come with me
hello I see you I need food come here my friend
That's not me. That's not me. That's not me.
That's not me. Fuck! That's like 3 million in my budget, man!
I mean, chat. Listen, I'll be understanding.
I made the correct inputs with my computer, but you don't have those shots.
I'm ready. My character is still new.
Guys, I'm wobbling it. I'm wobbling it. I can't fucking do anything it. I'm I can't do anything
I said I need food. I said I need food. I said I need I need I can beans. I need to show cuz I
Have no food adds your energy man. I
Think with no energy leaned to the side with too much fucking weight it like I
I don't understand it
I fucking hate this game.
Even with the backpack, it doesn't fucking matter.
I'm not so fucking mad, I lost everything.
Sexy.
Okay, yo, yo, yo, yo.
Let's do it again, but don't worry about anything.
Don't worry about anything.
Let's just get in there and I'll just loot the fucking
the busters on the ground because that was traumatizing.
I lost all the ammo.
I lost all the ammo and all the guns.
Chad, that was like multiple millions of dollars
for no reason.
Did you just deliver the match with it?
For what reason?
Oh my fucking god, man, I can't do that.
Don't worry, don't worry, don't worry. I know you're doing a fucking billion dollar quest or whatever the fuck. Do you think I just bring in some
Maybe I roll as Valjet with one mag
If you have the can of beans you could have thrown it at him and done more damage than you did with a gun
I'm gonna get some bullshit right now, no, no, no, I'm not gonna get scared, I'm not gonna get scared, okay?
and uh don't bring anything don't bring me anything i'll loot i'll loot i'll fucking buster i'll loot one
of the one of the guys we just killed him
my no mag inside
wait
huh
I can't believe I'm in it, I-
UGH!
Okay, what's it is where?
Um, only gun one mag or two.
Anything else.
You guys are loving it, you know how I play this game.
With no food, no energy, and overweight, I had everything in the game against me to
speak there.
I don't understand.
It's terrible.
It's max loss of aiming.
the three biggest debuffs for fucking aiming it except for having broken arms.
How do you have water and food?
I already did that.
Even if I dropped the bag, I was already taking damage from how little food I had and no energy
either.
Okay, let's, okay.
Let's go back and we're done.
If you have no energy and you're ABSing, you literally aren't hitting nothing yet.
But then, but then, if you have no breath and you're peeking, it's also dog shit, okay?
And then, if you have too much weight, it's already also dog shit.
Add three of these combined at the same time, at the time I peeked.
shit nobody hits a head shot there I like I literally didn't really play if I
even did I did it in a head shot
I did shoot I hit it I had at least at least a couple shots in there is that
Probably eat it in at least one etchup.
Alright, send it up.
No, you have to choose the game like a horror game, not a PvP game.
This game is not PvP.
There's nothing PvP about being a low armor and getting one that by a fucking camper.
Like you're fucking stupid.
You have to like get the clear corners and fucking give it a bone to buddy like it's
a horror game.
It's not this game is not PvP game.
How many times do they gotta say this?
Can I play PvP in the PvP game mode you play the fucking whatever arena bullshit.
There's nothing PvP about fucking picking a corner.
Okay, and I need some guys sitting at a fucking pixel one headshot.
Fuck that with the stupid delay in the netcode.
Fuck this.
Oh, whoa.
That was on me.
That was on me.
I literally couldn't.
Thank you.
I was gonna kill everybody.
That gun is really good. It has like no recoil.
Oh man, this is, I like this better than China.
Oh, we're getting spunky, we're getting spunky.
Like!
Yeah, this one was really good.
It's shooting!
Yeah, this is kind of cool.
Wait, there's no way out of this one?
He's over there.
What?
Towards the orange truck where I'm looking.
Can I pick the way over there?
I'm over there.
I'm trying to peek on this.
I'm trying to peek on this.
I'm going to hide outside.
I
Him in the head probably
Hey, where are you?
Yeah, I just...
There's slappers, man.
There's not even 100 percent.
Yeah, whatever.
Wow, my, my head shot bounced.
Chat, I got a bounce off with the ammo that he gave me.
Delivery successful.
Really?
I'll get it.
I got head shots and it just bounced off.
Look, I mean, hit counts to 30 damage with the best ammo in the game.
I mean, seriously?
It's boring. It's really boring with members. It's a game so boring.
Um...
Don't bring me any guns. Let me just go with this. Yes or some shit.
That is the limit of the S.A.S. in all day.
Like, actually the most lame shit fuckin' ever.
Big 34, thank you, XQC.
Um...
Oh, I mean, baby, wait a minute, it's more than fucking.
You think it's some fully-kitted-out people
and literally looking all the way down there at the spot?
I mean, you're just stupid.
Oh, no, you're wrong.
110 so hype for tomorrow, oh, oh.
I'm answering.
Let's do this on a setter.
Don't bring anything.
I'm okay with one more of my pistol.
Chat, show me the clip that I just played in.
That I literally did headshots.
It was in bad spray.
I played that right for me.
You're just a mola.
I feel bad, I'm making him lose all his money.
The zoom wasn't the problem.
The problem is that they're gonna pick me, I didn't even know you could pick me out on
that window.
I know you could pick out, I know you could pick in, I mean he's laundry anyway.
The guy, the guy didn't even hit the nail like a fucking dumbass across the desk, like
I knew it, but Kyo just tossed it up and used the bad player.
The idea was leaned out like a bitch ass, like how hard is it really to fucking wait there
and just hit shots when you're being pressured by somebody else?
Like he's terrible.
But I standing peak with no with no stats and almost got these bounce ups
Okay, that might be I mean you see
Look look at look at I can't eat it's unplayable. It's unpedal. It's a little playable
That's the other one. That was the other one
That is literally a headshot.
That is literally a headshot.
That is literally a headshot.
That's what I mean.
That's a really headshot, that is a really headshot.
I can't be fucked.
It literally bounced off.
It literally...
Buddy!
You're not gonna lie, we got the worst spawn on the game.
Alright.
We were trapped between three spawns there.
Well, I mean, also that was a headshot.
Because it did zero damage.
If it was a body shot, it did zero damage.
It did zero damage!
You're more on it.
If...
You see that last shot there, sir?
With the ammo that it is!
You bitch ass!
With the ammo that it is, it would have at least a damage if it was a body shotter.
How do you 20 damage with the best one in the game? It's a bounce off one.
Oh yeah, this used to be the best spot, no?
Uh, this room is really good, yeah.
Who is it be?
I'll take all the stuff for now and I'll drop and see you later on.
It's okay, it's a zero to zero runner. I'm just going to get quick as I go.
I heard it. It's supposed to come also.
Wait, did not. Am I going to go?
I do now.
I keep it in my pocket to keep the weight in my pockets.
Okay.
Yeah, you know you got this.
TV.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
TV!
I need to breathe, I need to breathe.
What was that?
Being a little pervert, being a little pervert, anything?
I just put myself because of you.
Are you hurt?
I'm not hurt.
I'm not hurt.
I'm not hurt.
I'm not hurt.
I just put myself because of you.
Are you hurt?
Are you hurt, baby girl?
He's not like a predator, man.
Wait, what's that? Excuse me.
Kill him.
Hey, your boyfriend's dead, man!
Your boyfriend's just- SHIT ON!
SHIT ON!
Wait, I need to open the church.
I
Was that you do not
Yo, is that you do not
wait what wait how that's that's what that's a pixel that's insane
I mean this guy's gotta be changed or anything, there's no shot.
Prestige 5?
I need to open tracks, I need to check, I need to check.
Yeah buddy, you're Prestige 5, you're Prestige 5 in this game and you can't pay your rent.
You haven't been able to afford food in the last year, and you're fucking prestige five get a fucking job
The only time I'm gonna interact with you next time is I tell you ketchup mustard whisk my coffee for fucking bitch
I flip my burger bitch ass
fries in the bag
Donut in the bag suck it
I was like your friend because he's dog-choppy again
I made your friend open wide and I took a shit out of his throat, you fucking pussy.
You're shit.
You're probably cheating as well, brother.
Chat, how come I'm close to the door?
I don't even see a single pixel and I died before.
You're invited.
Um...
I'm scroll zoom
I'm trying to get out one more time and I'll go to bed
Don't bring anything good man I feel bad about it bro
Bro you play this game all day to make a few dollars and then you lose 10 million in 10
minutes
This is fucking gullible.
I can't believe it.
Explain to me, Jack, because I don't know how this game's gonna give you a work, son.
Explain how I die there.
I mean, I'm the one who's the inside out, so I have a better concave, yet I die before I didn't see him one time.
I don't get it.
I'm going to open to it, give me a minute, don't shy it's him.
I like Louis Amongus Slavre.
I haven't seen a single person that's in prestige, one or two, I think like two of them, like
a hundred rated.
And then, I think that it's lobby, and they prestige five, surely it's random.
Let me open the door, guys!
Like, what do you...
I know for a fact that you're a fucking cyber-runner,
and you're playing with it.
This guy will resell his fucking own mother and dad
for a few rubbles.
You know it for a fact.
You know for a fact that this guy,
will literally sell out the family member
for a few rubbles in his game.
Alright, I'll go.
I'm not mad at this game after this game I'm I'm I'm I go drive the level around that
After the only way to do it, you're gonna go in your cold-ass bed and get frostbite on your toes!
Fuck it, bitch!
I'm done.
Fuck you!
Not gonna lie, I'm looking at your stone.
Ah, but the first thing though, I cut his cheeks though.
Fuck.
He's finna eat a burger though.
Where is he at?
looking
That's what we respawned last time, this is where they spawn and use spawn rush to us.
Yeah, let's go see if the bomb is up.
I'm gonna get some BB, nevermind.
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie, I'm out of battle with this game.
Also, don't worry about me losing my first round.
Yeah, but explain how the other guy killed me though like on my screen it was like
Like that I had no chance zero like I didn't get the fight at all I saw I saw one pixel of black and I was already dead
again I reclined it off of the genic maybe I've been playing that sometimes when I'm bored
you want a Gaker? I heard something
I found your ass
thank you it's a yeah oh oh
I
You ladies love it
Is it up?
Yeah
are you also tar coin?
no
no no no no no
I don't give a fucking tar coin
it's a scam
I can give you 19 cents on the rail
who the fuck is tar coin?
I don't give a shit
what the fuck do I give a fucking tar coin, bitch ass?
how about a fucking gun, some bullets?
how about a rig or some or some mags and let us suck it
2
5
5
5
5
5
5
5
5
I heard an, I heard an amperature.
Okay, did it window jam?
Oh!
I hope everyone is having a fun night or morning wherever you may be.
If you are ever feeling down, don't be afraid to reach out to someone and talk.
People care about you, XQCEL.
that was one of us
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Who is he?
What?
Huh?
I don't get it.
I don't get it I don't know where he is at, he just went through the door, just randomly
And hitting shots accurately?
This is not in front of me. I don't know how people play this game at all.
I guess this guy hits all the proper shots through the fucking door, I guess, and he just betters the game.
I mean, I guess he's just a better player, I guess.
I mean, even if I was stopping, I mean, the odds of getting fucking 100-0 is crazy.
Alright, chat, it's 1am, chat, I wanted to get up at 9 in the morning, so I'm gonna go
There's Sando. Yeah, sorry for that. I lost all of your gears under this.
Um, these are fucking bunch of busters though.
How could I know how to peek or push that?
I don't know the map. This guy's sitting behind fucking three doors and he's sitting behind lineups for Minecraft.
Like, I don't even know where the fuck he's at. I don't know what the fuck the map even looks like.
looks like he's getting fucking pixel shots through fucking five plywoods like
like I don't fucking know what I'm gonna be looking at
chat tomorrow tomorrow is a no pixel 5.0 it could be up at noon and I would be up
probably at 10 a.m. be there be square yo
there's also gonna be like like badges
the people that are watching me should be fun
I don't know what to say.
Don't you worry.
We'll just leave our game, it's over access now.
No it doesn't even matter.
Don't you worry that it's all about.
We hope you enjoy your day.
It's good to have you with us.
Even if just for the day.
Yeah, also talk about should remove this this piercing damage. I get it's a realism game
whatever but um through the walls amy is fucking lame it is so lame it's not
it's just not fun I don't give a fuck that it's real or it's it's not fun no
we're having fun with it with it it's it's shit we don't care