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03-10-2026 · 0h 33m
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Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. This is not true.
Jack, is the... Why is he just lying? I mean... Is he just lying?
Yeah, we're just joking.
Check
I'm excited. I'm excited because we're all out here chat and it's um, it's a fucking it's a it's a huge Tuesday
I cannot wait for this Tuesday stream. Wowie. Hey, we just
Did I don't just positive it
Nice day that they dealt with my health then
65 months I need to see full prime juice of that. Shut the fuck up.
Um, yeah. I had a big problem. IUS introduced new emoji. Trombone, treasure chest.
60 months B.
Instorted face, hair creature, fight cloud, orca, landslider. Yo.
Excuse me, my girlfriend got me pregnant. Thank you so much
Hold on
Yo, is that the big foot?
Yo, is that the big foot?
Yo
Somebody at Apple knows what the fuck is up chastity. Yes. Is it confirmed?
So that means that the research have found the real Bigfoot, but why would they upload
Bigfoot?
If they didn't find Bigfoot, it doesn't exist at all.
Why would they upload it?
If they didn't find it?
Dude, this will go on trouble for racists, okay.
What?
your girl talking to a man. You are allowed 43 hauling passes.
What the fuck is a whole pass? Yo, what the fuck is a whole pass? That sounds insane.
I don't know what's a good idea, but like, wait, what did my agency say? Yes. All ready
to go
to go
i'm already live
and
my boyfriend
decided this morning that after two years he has a problem with what i do
so he broke up
and i'm totally having a mental
breakdown live on stream but i'm ready for the sponsor
well what was that
i don't know if it's a good idea but like wait what are my agency's
um yes all ready to go i don't understand
Yay as the over one million people in the queue for his loneliness concert then.
Hmm.
Why are people still supporting Kanye?
XQCL.
That's what I think about that comment.
Okay.
Okay, a new karaoke feature will be added to festival
Every jam track vocal in the format that supports a new karaoke feature, which for it is warrior for many months
Oh, I'm only a shit
Was that yo was that yo
50 years in the ass crack ex QCL
Who gives a shit
I don't get it.
Yo, that's crazy.
Fifty K, fine for this.
Fifty K?
Yo, yo, chat.
Why do they find budget, but just pretend the truth.
The NBA referees are all fucking paid off.
One, they have parlays, chicken wallet, chicken, chicken, chicken, blockchain, whether the NBA refs have so many parlays
They have multiple accounts to fit all those bets. I'm not brain-dating. I'm not, yo, they have, they have at least
five accounts
They have parlays on all websites. I'm not dumb. I'm not fucking stupid. Yeah, like come on, bro. Everybody knows this shit
Okay, guys, I've watched enough games, chat.
I know this sounds brain dead chat
and I'm gonna say something that has to be done, okay?
But it doesn't mean, once you've put $5 in betting
on any sports games of NBA,
and you can see the game behind the game,
just the gambling part of the game,
you understand the direction of doing it.
Like, when you have money on the line,
you actually understand what's going on.
Like you can see the game for what it is, actually.
Should cosplay as Leon and get XQC as Grace?
I think that would work.
We could sell that.
You said what?
Should cosplay as Leon and get XQC as Grace?
I think that would work.
Yeah, I think it would work.
We could sell that.
But then I'll kiss those at what's the point.
like true yo yo true chat chat yeah yo yeah I've ever received it in the in the middle
of your favorite it was a bonk chat I've had it before and it balk yo it's
BONG! Dude, that is crazy.
It's the same when you go under the covers, chat, and you receive the fucking
un-imprompting fucking self-headshot. You know what I mean?
Chat, anybody?
Okay, wow dude, really, um, you're a freak.
Yo, yo, yo, that's coming up, Chad, that's coming up, I'm cooking my shit, there's no reason.
And proper no reason to keep my shit frame-marked.
We don't care about the fucking Aizu leader anymore. These guys that go now.
62 months.
Let's go get a drink, let's go.
I'm here too, what do you mean tonight though?
We don't give a the Aizu anymore man, we moved on.
Hey, welcome to-
I just wanted to say we got a whole lot done here today.
We got a bunch of mining done.
We got a whole bunch of Shmeety leather.
Damn, this X guy can't do shit.
Anyway, so I hope you guys have a good time
and don't forget to hit that like and subscribe button.
Kachow!
Yo, yo, that's crazy, after they suck on my fucking XP book, there's a bunch of fucking worms.
Yo, every day they take my book and they fucking suck the fuck out of it.
And I think I'm done with doing anything.
When all the XP is mine, little buddy, holy fucking shit, I cannot.
I cannot XP suckers.
Okay.
300.
You know what this is probably $400. I
Okay, okay, which is chat. Yes, I find it sadder that people have price for knives on God. Hold on let me cook
Some of these nights at the devins in a buyer in fucking years like
It's $200 dollars who the fuck buys a shit that nobody would goes guys. I want a falchion knife for lore
I'm gonna go look on the store for a falchion knife for lore. Nobody does that shit. Nobody buys a garbage
I'm fine with that.
Right.
The final price for your knife, $113.
Yeah, yeah.
This is something they would do. Like this is a fucking scam.
This is a fucking scam!
Chat.
I'm not kidding when I say-
Chat, I'm not kidding chat.
Guys, you- guys.
I don't- I don't like- I don't like people that are saying that this is gambling.
CSKs are not gambling.
They are so bad RTP, it's- it's inverse gambling.
It's you know for a fact you're getting scammed,
you're opening it because you love the game.
Guys.
RTP in slots is usually 90 plus percent.
You know what the archbishop box is brother? It's a reverse
If you think about gambling laws, it's the exact opposite
It is so bad if you considered a legal scam because it's it isn't scam because it's dog shit
Is the jungle it's bro. It's like it's like seven percent jungle
It is
Jack if you actually choose between this and go into the casino, don't do either
But if you have to choose go to the fucking casino, you can't win here
Joe thinks you know the owner of this game and right with owner
He actually owns his own yacht company like he bought one of them
You didn't buy the yacht he bought the whole company that produces the yacht
Check
Yeah, I don't understand job what people think
Guys, I think I think if anything check
But if anything, I find that that would be ethical.
They've had a system in place, and it held strong on what that is, and they don't make
more money off of their shit.
It's always been the same exact model.
The model's never changed for fucking decades.
And now, oh my god, this is bad as again, everybody agreed on what this is.
And because of the use of the market, because of the behavior of the players, now it's
bad, fuck that.
What a joke, dude.
Active busters
That was been here, but it's a lawsuit over loot boxes in the Washington
They're like are you the system users that same as the fragile mechanics as fun like a single game?
Now the mobile games
Now do mobile games. They don't know what game is because it fills their pockets up. Yo
They don't do mobile games or lawsuits because their pockets gets fucking heavy of this shit
and they can't make money off the CS sheet.
There's always one that'll do it.
Yo, if the box has had a button that a child could click
and it says, buy 5,000, click a button
and it drained your parents' credit card,
they would not do any lawsuits, they would love this shit.
They would lobby the system to keep the system
and say, yo, who's your head in school?
Put it at the school door.
When the child enters the door
and puts his hand on the door,
charges five thousand dollars this is what they would they would love this shit that's what they
would do like this is a fucking joke man okay um if Anna Lizette are kids and I don't want to
fight 10 shots I ran us home and everything we're almost inside there I was put a bell
life in jail life in jail they're trying to literally throw a ray of
of what is it a ray of force at me to push me down you're not I don't want you
and you don't go there and you know what God's judgment is going to be
overwhelming against you when he grabs you and throws you down I've already
seen it you saw Rihanna you saw her picture she has a very big forehead and
and an ugly, ugly nose. That's God's judgment on her. I keep telling her it's not...
Jack!
90% plus RTP you are insane. If you think gambling is 90% return to profit what are you smoking?
What are you drinking? What are you swallowing? You are absolutely insane if you think gambling
has 90% profit return. Stop laughing.
Yo, yo!
71 months to this pepega.
Okay. It's not a return to profit. It's within the provider. It's a return to provider.
Brother!
If if if your players are spinning a hundred a thousand spins, right?
Do you know I did any any idea how much money you lose?
Even if it was many seven percent of
Even if the margins three percent for the casino, it's a fucking incident money. Are you fucking brain?
Oh, we're doing a player. Oh
Thank you for the program next I
Was a provider
Yeah, give me the player. Yeah, I've been playing a lot by mannequin. So what they would call it returned
We're within a provider. It's because it's the model over there. It's the model over there. So I mean do you blame me?
Yeah, the margins yeah 3% is what is yeah, that's true, and that's pretty
Normally to be online a good casino will be using 90 a 96 5%
Provider 3.5% is a margin real like you see knows are more like the more like
70 percent, I mean, 68 percent, or like that? It's just a model.
Harassing me. Just stop harassing me. And she keeps doing it. She keeps harassing me.
And I already bought stock in Ulta, and I have state in Ulta.
So now those energies can't harass me when I go into Ulta anymore.
When I go into Ulta, did you hear about a new Minecraft server cosmic prisons?
Yeah, you should try it if you ever hope to survive an RL crash.
Yeah, I think uh, uh, uh, if you should like this, I think your, your people should be able to, uh,
like put you into a mental hospital like at 50 or 50 or whatever.
Also, uh, here's an approval.
Online slots are these what usually you're looking at.
96 to whatever, like I don't know what would send this is, and I'm,
this is fucking off on Google.
Um, like 96%, 96, 965, 963, 96, whatever, 90.
Starting this argument again, you should fold your toilet paper, not scrunch it.
Now when you go to Vegas, look at the side of the machine, look at the fucking game
version and look at the R2P.
It's fucking abysmal, it's awful, like it's insane.
And then look at fucking cases.
What the hell is this?
CSGO is archipede.
More spelunky today.
Why did alkaline get banned for so much?
Oh my god!
Who?
Fraud?
What did alkaline do?
Serious threats of mass violet?
I
Others against their will
Oh
Anyway
Chack me won't you chat chat look at the shit in leadership RTP on cases and 4% 18% 50%
18% 10%
14 percent 25 percent anyway that's my word today still doesn't excuse the
double tap only reason for that is to kill medical well of course you should
kill their medical like if they're helping of course you should kill their
medics like if you have these people that are helping these soldiers that are
terrorizing you and fighting against you you should of course shoot them
dog like what are you talking about that's a war what what yes absolutely that's a war crime what do
you mean the medics yes absolutely chat it's a check I could be wrong but I think it what he's
saying is that if you if it's not a normal war it's made a terrorist I don't think though the
rule of war apply is this correct or is it false hey ex love you may I get a welcome to the
jungle false what am i wrong that's not what it seems like it um what well chat
it's something a war crime if it's not war
coming west was in the best line again i can't wish her the best because she
would end up with me i try to group squared in this clickbait
how close is michael from from here are we is he within a eyesight from us
In the last year, I don't know here here. He comes right here. He comes so let's get right back down
I'm trying to make you watch Michael cross the line here. Michael Kamau from Kenya
Yo
Wow.
It is a photo finish for crowning of the 202686 LA Mirathon
champion.
I'm not sure.
No work, if we can only see just a little bit beyond.
We have to see that playback.
It is like the horse that shines like the horses.
OK, how close is Michael from here?
Are we, is he within eyesight from us?
He's in the last gear.
I don't know.
Here he comes.
Check, check, check, if the horse sees a horse in front
I'm right and he would and he's got the bladders on it. He's got it's gonna send me the catch up
You know me so they go they go way they go way harder
Check this out. That's well done.
Uh, prove that Cranavance can ruin a training.
Um, Cranavance?
Michael Kamau of Kenya was impeded by a woman holding a Kenya flag.
And Morgan directed him in the wrong way.
Is it a war crime if it's not war typical candy and behavior masters of doing war crimes
kek
Yo, how about you tackle them a free Houston Geo guess around so how about these events when I see a fucking person
This isn't as striking it on the fucking field you tackle the burger you see a burger on the fucking road
You tackle at it. Well, how hard is that? How about you just start fucking self-policing the on event it?
self-police your shit so that you don't think you can't complain it otherwise
it's part of the game what tells you that some guy that the other guy didn't
get misled or whatever by some other guy it's part of the game if you look so
that's part of the game then it's part of the game then tackle it
also he didn't get misled and it's the opposite he got correctly led she
went to the wrong place he went to the wrong place I mean that's that's
If anything, he means not her, like, what the fuck is that?
Nope, that's coping, they're coping. Coping on my timeline, buggers.
You can expect schedule to be released this year on International Men's Day.
Yeah, true or false then.
Yeah, do men get a get a day off on the chat do men get a day off on Wednesday?
They should have.
You can just go to Cuba, like even right now, you can just go to fucking Cuba, okay?
And people don't even know that.
Really I asked he did not respond
Okay, great
You can just go to Cuba like even right now you can just try this this like when it when it independent
You took a youtuber. I guess like fucking 50 subscribers, right says that's we asked on the Apple CEO Tim Cook for a comment
She did not respond to our request for answer
Okay, I mean sure go to fucking Cuba
Okay, and people don't even know that
Invite I show speech. Really. I asked he did not respond. It would have been great
I just want to give a few times, you know that 73 months Wow, I can't believe this while of you everyone
Hope you amazing day and stay safe excuse you
Yes, Canada. They don't have an embargo with with kuba
We're back in a day isn't so we used to go to vacation over there
I'll get nice resorts and nice places, but we would actually I'll go by the resort and go a visit whatever
it is a little bit saddening how it's a little bit poor it's a little bit but
I think it's nice though.
Yeah, that's beautiful
Grow up poor yo my mom worked all day all night. Okay, so we could get a vacation every like five years. Okay, oh
My mom saved all her money, so we can go to the gym sometimes, okay?
Everyone's like, yeah, yeah.
We went like two or three times.
Three times.
Um, anyway.
What the fuck? Who lived this? Companies are miles each other.
It's a millions of dollars every year in California is ground zero so basically people steal Medicare numbers
They enroll them in hospices and then bill for tens sometimes hundreds of thousands of dollars
Chases is this necessarily fronts so over 700 of the roughly 1800 hospice. Yo. Yo
Chad, this is Jimmy McGill at home
home. Gene McGill at home. He should go to the spot and instill a set for permission.
to his show we wanted to get some answers okay so my name is Adam and I'm
with CBS News and we're doing the story a lot of hospice and we're just trying to
understand how and why there's so many hospice agencies in like a small
cluster in our county would love to speak with you I'm sorry you have no
comment okay Medicare hospice fraud can happen in a few different ways so I
medical blotzo again?
Is that true?
Yeah, they go to chat, they go to the dark web.
I believe they're not chat.
What they do, they use the internet,
hold on, surf the web,
but they go to the dark web when they buy illegal numbers.
Just give me the Medicare number and I'll see what you're eligible for.
And then, boom, they're off and running.
They can charge tens of thousands of dollars, and in some cases,
hundreds of thousands of dollars on that one Medicare number.
Some like to say that a Medicare number is like a government gold card.
Now there are real doctors who are involved in these schemes as well
well because they've got to sign off on this supposed care they get rich taxpayers get
screwed but the worst part is it's kind of a joke no