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ESCAPE THE BACKROOMS | PARTY GAME NIGHT | GIMMICK X JOHN X HABIBI | #BUNGULATE
07-25-2026 · 5h 57m
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The End
I wanna die, I wanna die
I can kill myself, but this is gonna be a golden piece
I need your help, I need you to kill me, please kill me
I wanna die, I wanna die
I wanna die, I wanna die
How are you, Marculation?
What is fine, fuck your fan, my name's gentlemen
Ah, it is a, you, wait, where's my music at?
Where's my music?
Oh, I almost do the background, oke
Oww, are you monkeys, for the spiiiine?
Fuck a Man Friday, gentlemen
Wat wa wa wa wa wat wa wa wan
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Wakwa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wad wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa
Wat wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wad wa modern
I tell youai something, gentlemen.
For those of you who did not make it to the 24 hour Halo evaluation
Pshhhh
Yass
We beat the entire campaign on Legendary Lasso.
It was honestly easy.
It was honestly too easy.
It was honestly too easy.
I didn't need to up the difficulty.
I didn't need to up the difficulty.
I mean, it was simple.
I was about to run it back again.
I was gonna do a duplicio.
I was gonna do it twice.
So nice.
I was about to do it twice.
I was about to do it twice.
That's right.
That's right, that's right.
Yes, and now we are back.
Now we are back.
I'm not gonna lie to you gentlemen, all right?
I don't know if you can tell,
but I am not at maximum power.
I am not at maximum power.
Not at maximum power.
I wanna die.
Now let's ride.
Yes, let's work.
No reaction.
Look at my face.
Look at my face.
This is the face of no reaction,
it was light work. Light work absolutely no reaction because it was light work. Light work
requires no reaction. If it was hard work it would require a reaction but it wasn't hence the
futile reaction. You understand? Does that make sense? Is that clocking to you? Is that clocking
to you? I don't know if it's clocking to you. I don't know if it's clocking to you. I'm sitting on
business, alright? Yeah, that's right. That's right, that's
right. Yeah. Yeah, I know I'm in another thing. And another
thing, and another thing, and another thing. And this is
that this and that. And it said over here, and over there is
a man up there, down there, and all the way, and over look over
there and look back there and take a look at that and
another thing and another thing. And that and this thing and
tension tension um
you're the only person other than pete los polos i watch live thank you to see my Friday night p
love you always lock the fuck in uh mr los polos i don't know much about that guy i noticed that
everyone calls him it what is that have you seen that they don't call him like that guy they don't
say like he just did this they go it is live it is sad it is showing emotion it is talking about
McDonald's it have you seen that what's on that about what's going on there what is that have
you seen that is she not an entity such as us is he not sentient is he a is he a is he a robotic
fashion you're bald I am not bald I have a luscious maid under this hat fuck
you Sam how you even functioning after the stream last night this is dedication
at its finest and made my day let's go up thank you all these years thank you
good sir thank you good sir thank you my boy be decent brother that's very kind
of a big man and mr. grudge you might want some one good man good man thank
you my boy be decent my boy what what what what what now let's take on the gang
Let's take a look at other gimmicks again. We have a BB and mr. John so far. I think gimmicks gonna be a little late
We're gonna be here in like 15 minutes. Well tonight. We're playing a bunch of random games
I don't know what we're doing to be honest. I am so fucking out of it. I don't even know what plan
I'm on we're gonna start with escape the back rooms
Which I've never played before and then we're gonna play sitting ducks
Which I've never played before recommended by a BB and then we're gonna play gang beast
Which I thought I played before but then I just went to buy it, so I guess I didn't play before I don't know and then after that
I don't know. All right, let's grab the gang. Hey, baby. How you doing big man?
I'm doing excellent. I had a great night's sleep
Like I got into bed
Just tucked myself right in you know duvet right up to the chin
Drempt of little birds singing sweet songs to me. It was such a nice restful sleep. How are you doing? Oh?
My sleep was restful as well
My sleep was restful as well
I hopped off around noon 30
ordered breakfast
And while I was sitting there waiting for it my head cocked back, and I passed out
my dog freaked out when the food arrived so I was able to wake up and grab it and then
I slept for about four hours and then I woke up about six and I was 6.30 and then I'm here
and now I'm here.
That's amazing.
Honestly, you know, how much more rest do you really need?
Too much sleep is bad for you.
Guys, you know that now listen, I know Peter anatomy is a little different or whatever Peter biology, whatever
But human biology you are supposed you aren't supposed to eat sleep eight hours. You're supposed to you're supposed to sleep
Four hours twice. You know that?
It's true. It's true. Very true. It's very true. That's true. And look it up Google it
I could be making it up. You'd have to Google it. I might have dreamed that I'm not saying people making up the other shit
Yeah, you not beating all the other stuff. Yeah, not beating lasso on legendary. I mean those guys
I just want to guys making that stuff. I just want to put this out there guys if you say that I didn't beat halo on legendary lasso
It's because
You're a racist
Guys, I don't make the rules. I don't make the rules
Unfortunately, so
Yeah, sorry. I don't make the rules. Yep. I just don't. I mean, I know the rules. I know the rules, but I don't make them. Right. I know them. I don't make them. Right. Mm hmm. And then honestly, to be honest, just being a racist, you know, it's bad. It's a bad thing, but you can change. Yes, you have.
All you have to do is admit that I beat Halo on legendary last so that's all you have to do.
Yeah, I have to bring you a way out of this guys on top of that.
Wait, that's all I have to do?
The requirements.
And then I'm not.
Well, no, no, you have to stop being a racist, but also you have to,
you also have to admit that you were lying about.
Oh, yes.
Something like that.
Ah, it's like kind of a combo.
It weighs me.
What do you say?
Wait, what do you say?
I know I thought he was, I'm not racist.
No, I'm obviously, you know, we're able to support a company that's racist.
And what did you say?
Actually, I wasn't even, he was, what did you say?
What did I just greet you?
I said yes after you.
And now I want to make sure that it wasn't so exciting.
Are you sure you want me to repeat that?
Because it could be very dangerous for you.
John, I wasn't saying back because I'm not going to lie to you.
I didn't hear him.
And then I just said yes.
No, no, I'm just kidding about saying oh, that's all I have to be raises. Oh, then he explained what to do to not be raised
Oh, no, no, no, you I say you
Actually, I'll be on Twitter for a week. Nope. No, I don't think you know the drill
I'm going on Twitter way more because I'm saying wild. I got my boys back. Let's get let's get okay. Let's get it to it
Let's get it to it. All right. We're doing back rooms first. We're doing back rooms first
Dude, I'm turning off the engine
Holy shit, I haven't even started this scary game and I feel like I'm in Chicago. I'll be shaters
Are we sure that scary the game? I?
Don't know but I can't get gunshots whizzed by my head. Oh, yeah
Well, maybe don't go to Waffle House
Yeah, that'll happen that'll happen the baby game is a baby game
Baby game made by babies. Yeah, it's made by babies. They're sitting around in like a baby game development
Office
But very easy. They hold on. Are you saying that this game was made by babies for babies?
Made by babies for babies using a baby
Conference room with a baby CEO and everything. Yeah, but the CEO of the company is a baby that made the game
Escape the back rooms and the whole development team is babies
It's all babies and they sit around a baby conference room
The conference rooms made for babies. It's like a smaller version of what?
Is going on here. Oh, hello, Mr. gimmick. How are you on this?
Apparently and my screen just broke what a sweet treat
Yes, we are but well, it's not a baby game per se. It was made by baby
Oh, that's okay. Are they smart babies like that one movie?
I would imagine they are stupid babies.
Stupid babies. They're probably dumb.
They're probably dumb as shit.
Yeah.
Have you guys-
They probably don't even- they probably don't even live.
Really?
I mean, I think about it all the time.
I'm stronger, faster, and smarter than all the babies that made this game.
Whenever I look at a baby, I just think I am so much smarter than you in every way. Yeah. Yeah, say that you ever say that to them I
Say it and they're so stupid. They don't know what they just giggle stupid idiots
Someone from Chicago is really mad that I said idiots
I talk shit about you can tell them anything and they'll just believe it because they're stupid babies
You're like, I'm a leprechaun. I can grant wishes and then and you didn't you
You can grab a broomstick and pretend to fly away on it
I mean, they won't even know the difference.
They won't even realize that you're just walking away.
Do you know why babies like peek-a-boo so much?
Why?
Because when you cover your face up, they think you vanished.
That's because there's stupid babies.
What about stupid idiots?
Object permanence.
They don't have object permanence.
Oh my gosh.
Oh my gosh.
Can you imagine stupid idiots?
Stupid idiots.
Idiot babies.
Stupid idiot babies.
Oh my god.
I mean-
Maybe you're disappearing and reappearing.
Maybe I'm a wizard or something just because I cover my face.
They are that is ridiculous. That is ridiculous. I could not even imagine he's so stupid. Oh
My god
Literally, I need to I need to boot up my stream, but what are we playing? What do I need to play escape the back rooms?
sitting duck
gang beasts and then all the classics that we usually play
Wow, it's gonna be a hell of a night. All right
Oh, hold on. Oh, that reminds me, I gotta get some chili juice in me. Oh, yeah. Should we do Escape the Backrooms together?
No, no. I've already played that game. I don't want to play that game, you know.
Escape the Backrooms? The Superior Backrooms?
Wait, which one is the Superior Backrooms game, guys? Is it Escape the Backrooms or?
Escape the Backrooms together. They're both great. They're both great.
They're both great? Okay.
Escape the Backrooms together, I think is greater.
I think that was one doesn't matter is it for better updating escape the
back this one's better one ducks ducks are for if ducks are for boys boys
sitting ducks sitting ducks sitting ducks sitting ducks yeah yeah
I
Friday stream party games out have you tried
bending over
And licking my shaft
All the cheese in my fold sir. I heard it is quite nutritious
I heard it is quite nutritious
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. You could love. I mean it's a great act
gaming
Imagine where the gaming world would be without friends luck
I mean we will be playing rainbow six siege and we could play rainbow six seats for a month
And then we could kill ourselves and then bang bang boom problem song
Fuck that in the game of course. We hold on. What's in the game?
Right, wait, should we go play like rainbow six each? I've never played before so we all go play Rainbow six
Oh god no.
What?
I'm not gonna lie to you.
Pull him back.
I just got off this big stream.
And that's kind of like a relaxed stream for me.
I don't know what you're going to do.
I'm just going to have a game.
Oh yeah, you know what, actually, in that case,
Rainbow Six is very relaxing, I heard.
It's a relaxing game.
It's a relaxing game.
It's a little Minecraft.
It's too relaxed for somebody like me.
I think Nick Merks and Cloaksy is probably a better team
to play that game with.
Like a 24 hour
I'm getting word that we should play rainbow six seats
I'm getting word I'm getting word how about this let's play escape the back rooms. I won't figure that out with living
That's not a good idea. Yeah, that's a good idea me
I just want to throw it out there that I have a long day tomorrow, so I'm probably gonna hop off early
I'm gonna give you a long one tomorrow if you do hop up
Okay, so that's we're down. He's like an impasse now. We've reached an impasse of maybe
Listen, I'll take the heart. I've take the long
Stick the long way. I'll take the stick the long way
I'm going downtown tomorrow. I can't
I
Was just getting interested
It's a good host
Yes, I want to make sure my guys taking care of it pleasure
Um, I'm saying maybe maybe every time he gives me a packet
Let me tell you I party mailman outfit was the best purchase I've ever made I party was I party
It's where you buy Halloween costumes. I've been your mailman for six months. Thanks for the hand jobs
Yes, any time any time. Good job. Um, uh, okay. Wait, are we ready to play? Give it. Are you ready? I'm in
No, I think I got you up. Give me
All right, let me let me start the game. I'm gonna fight you guys. I'm gonna grab a quick silly juice while waiting for you guys to join
Yeah, good idea. All right. I'm gonna mute. I give me like five ten minutes
You guys can start without me though because I'm pretty sure I can just join mid game. Okay sounds good
sure I'm gonna be there
hmm these little dummies here they're called the fuck is fuck
they get the call yeah fuck fuck my feels fuck the guys what give good
degree beyond as I say fuck is probably not the hardest part is the hardest the
of the game is decided on not like hardness, but like read this the hardest is if a player
dies everyone gets it back to level zero. Hardest every player must find the exit to
Continue if a play if one player is killed in each place sit back to the start of the current level normal is
You eat your one life. It doesn't matter if your friend next he dies. Oh
Okay, I think you're normal. I'd say normal. Yeah
Yeah, because that just sounds annoying. I just wouldn't do Halo and that that sounds
Yeah, like only a baby
Developer would come up with a with a difficult system like that. Exactly exactly exactly exactly
Exactly. All right. I I invite you guys
You guys see events?
Yes.
Normally I would do them.
Yeah, I love doing cocaine and watching your streams.
Any chance you can turn the music up?
Hey, hold on.
Wait a second.
Wait, is that you under an alt account?
Wait a second.
Wait, hold on.
I thought you were talking about-
He does legal math.
Guys, he does legal math.
He doesn't do cocaine.
Yeah, don't put that on him, dude.
Dude, it's math. It's math but from a doctor. It's math. Yeah, I just realized that that way
You might take that run
It's math from a doctor. He sent me another another one. Oh, yeah, I'll see you know what he go you go watch shit
Hmm. Yep. Oh
Have you heard smash?
You guys have you ever smashed a hello is full
Lobby is full. I'm still talking to you guys. I ever do that. I think that's like like a crazy
Halo game where they can't swap out all the all the the vehicles and the weapons and stuff and all that stuff. Yeah, I honestly
I'm gonna play that one day. Yeah, are you gonna join this or what?
Am I talk who am I talking to when I'm saying that the lobby is full?
We be the lights for it. I only have John here. What I
When I say the game is saying
failed to join game lobby is full you only play backers with two guys no I
think you might have to set up how many people maybe in the lobby
entering lobby is full what the hell alright let me back out let me back out
we do it quick put yourself in the mind of a baby because this is a baby game
made by babies for babies. You shut the fuck up baby.
Oh my god. Someone fucking. Maybe shut up. I don't know how to
back out of the lobby. I didn't really go. What the fuck is
going on? There's no way to back out of the lobby. I don't ask
you. Somebody tell me how to back out of this fucking lobby. I
I can't understand this baby game.
Wait.
Alt F4, oh really, really?
I don't know what's out doing that.
This game just keeps me to say,
you're fucking, I'm all defaulting.
All right, okay, all right, maybe this game is good.
It doesn't have a way to back out of the lobby.
You have to destroy the entire game.
We struggling to play video games two days in a row time to retire not gonna lie well, that's a very nice
Well, this is on a BB. I'm not struggling. It's a BB. It's struggling. I
Don't think it's a BB. I don't think you need to get anything
You're a bad man. You're a bad man. You're going to hell
Relay a baby joint versus a John. That's you've done. Do that. Try it. Try it. Try it. Oh
Oh
It's awesome. It's just me good. This is son of a fuzz boys good bad good
I'm bad one person dies
And Mr. Burpee the plus move for Twinkies boy good bad good. I'm bad
Thank you, my boy. Please eat your my boy. I hate little gobes suck
Fantastic, it was honestly element three
Okay, I'm now hosting. Oh, yep. You were right. I I made two plays only that is what happened
That is in fact can you see that happen?
I was what I
Didn't hear that I said I
Said if you didn't hear me correctly
Yeah, I
Immediately waste no time at once at once. Mr. Hibby be at once
All right now you both should see it by you guys here
I see mine I'm joining attempting to join server. I'm loving this project. Thank you
Thank you so much. Thank you so much. Don't repeat yourself to Canadians. Yeah, honestly,
you're right. Yeah, why am I letting this Canadian? All right, talk to me. Talk to me
like that. Damn right. I have thought about that. I guess.
We don't remind you guys. We are the reason for the Geneva Convention. Let's not bring
That's fair that's fair all right guys they do guys there they do guys they do guys that is true
They do they do guys there that is pretty fire that is pretty fire. I won't lie. That is pretty fine
Well, we I mean we want up it because we're the best country I'm playing it, but I will say that's three cred
That's three cred that's three cred that's three cred
Mm-hmm. Yeah, that's about boys. You're talking about your job. That's great. That's great. I put that shit on Klarna, dude
On Klarna the loaning app that we can take out a loan for Taco Bell
I'll put that shit on Klarna, dude
Catch me outside hold on. Wait a second. Did that company ever officially go out of business?
What one?
Klarna did it?
Everyone's going out of business like two years ago
What is it no it didn't
You know how is a company that Lake lets you take out a Morgan's for a big Mac?
Still operating. Oh, that's the one we were talking about early. Yeah, he tried to get a focus field to get it
Is that yeah, yeah, man?
I need people to be able to buy focus fuel and put that shit on Clara dude interest
You know interest or saying interest
So you're talking about someone who is paying for a Big Mac over the next 30 years
You're not making any money off that guy. What are you talking about?
I
Didn't imagine dude. Oh my god a hard credit pull for a fucking sample pack of focus
Seven to ten years on your credit report for an 1899 sample pack
Joken, but I have it like a it's like a alternative
Tangia actually
And they people can put that shit on on Klarna actually
Wait, really?
Tangia redeems on Klarna dude. They're spending like a hundred bitties on Klarna. That's 25 bitty over four months
You're gonna join or what I feel like when you sit here doing nothing you just invited me for the first time
We've been shooting for 30 minutes. We haven't done. I was in your lobby you kicked me and you
Had it invited me yet. All right. Okay
All right, we have me at this point. Do we just wait for gimmick? I mean, I've been digging around for so damn long
Let's just talk. Let's just talk
No, you know what fuck gimmick we're going in we're going in you can join up in a second
All right
Um, um, if I'm going to go into debt for something like that, I'm just going to do cocaine.
That's a cocaine guy from earlier.
Um, I feel like if you're buying cocaine, you don't need to use Karna cocaine.
Yeah, I think that should be expensive.
Yeah, that's I mean, I pretty sure you got to be like a baller to do cocaine, don't
you?
That's why I Michael Jackson and like the like big pop stars actors and stuff.
Yeah.
You're not sure you like
So it's your first time trying it out and crack is much more economically efficient
Back me up on this a bit on Karna
You put crack on that's what you do
You buy five grams of crack on Karna and you pay it
Are you pay it back over three to six weeks or to me harder for the day to find it exactly?
Hard to find it in small thing about it like this, right? Like if you can buy how much is cocaine, let's just isn't like
Let's say like how much I couldn't even begin to guess if I Google it like, you know, yeah
I don't want to be on the left side. I'm gonna Google it's forty two one hundred forty two one hundred one
One hundred and fifty ball cocaine per
You buy in I say per ball
$1500 per ounce. Okay, let's just say you're buying $1500 of cocaine for an ounce of cocaine,
right? That same $1500 could probably get you 10 pounds of crack. So that you're just thinking,
I mean, if you're, you know what I mean? So you just got, you're not, you're not thinking,
right? You're not making money moves. You're not making money moves. If you're doing,
If you're doing the first day and time out you're not making money moves money moves. Why is buying 15 pounds of crap?
That's money moves. That's money talk. That's money talk. I'm not just go
You let out. Let's just steal it off them
Well, you can't rob a drug dealer go kill you
You're not robbing drug dealers. You're driving. You're robbing people who just bought it. You're robbing
the
You drop you're robbing the pores that just bought I don't know what you think is
15 pounds of crack that guy's probably living in a penthouse
You just go down the street man. There's an alley and there's a probably like
Crackins there about math. You're just robbing them. I don't know. I don't know
I don't know. Yeah, I feel like if you're gonna rob someone for crack you rob a tweaker with like half a gram
I mean
That makes sense like when you're selling coffee. You're selling so many more coffees than you are selling like a steak dinner
That's my phone. I'm selling more coffee. You catch bees with honey. You catch bees with honey
Never heard that saying so what if yeah?
Okay, okay. What okay? Hold on what if you you you establish a crack selling business model
And in order to show that it's great product you go in the middle of a mall and just do tons of crack
So everybody know your crack is really like the bass and I'm out. You mean can you yeah, aren't you cracked out?
Hello, okay. All right. Okay. All right
All right to be honest I did not expect peanut to be streaming today
I was gonna start at a tasteful six six thirty cuz I thought oh I only started at five my time cuz peanut started five
I thought, you're insane!
You should be sleeping!
I'm in the middle of a mall!
He has a headache now because you just made him scream.
Good job.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Sorry.
Wait!
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
Alright, I'm sitting here in the invite.
Let's actually play a video game, shall we?
What a sweet and tasteful idea.
Okay, it actually put you in a separate area than us in the first list.
I feel like you are playing a different game with the exact same name.
Are you playing Escape the Backrooms?
Yes, we are playing Escape the Backrooms, but as I just aforementioned, it'd be a separate
game with the exact same name.
Escape the Backrooms.
Now, there's Escape the Backrooms together, and I'm not playing that.
I am playing this.
Well, I just said you didn't invite me to see it.
Um.
Yeah, yeah, I'm playing the right game.
You dirty little dog.
Well, can you join the damn lobby?
There we go.
All right.
Let's get crack collected.
I'm going to grab a quick light tasteful.
Wait, are we ready?
I'm going to grab a quick light tasteful.
As we're starting.
certain you back a beer back
the game you make if I shit my pants
gimmick's fault is gimmick's fault
I might need to eat before I drink this much
nope nope it helps
helps what?
I'm ending early today John
no you're not you can't how early you
saying like ten this early I'm saying
ten eleven o'clock all times
you're gonna be gone in like an hour
Yeah
You're gonna be gone in less than an hour. What are you doing? You're on a sub-a-thon, aren't you?
Yeah, and you're ending it
No, I'm not in the end. I
everything oh
By the way, I think it was easy in game chat
You're confusing me baby. Nice. Nice. Okay, where's all my teammate Chad? Are we doing every game chat?
We're supposed to be in game chat, aren't we?
Oh, yeah.
Well, how the hell are we supposed to test it?
We're nowhere near each other.
Perfect.
We'll hear each other.
Audio.
Oh, I see someone.
He's somebody.
Fucking Darth Vader just shit.
Hey, what's up?
Hey, how you doing, Mr. John?
Hey, what's up, man?
How do we do a win game chat?
How do we do it?
I don't know.
Oh, I rebound minded caps.
Yeah, it works.
It works.
OK.
Where do you rebind it?
Uh, in the control section, buddy.
Controls.
Oh, yeah, I got it.
All right, see you guys in the game, Jack.
All right, lock it in, boys.
Lock it in.
All right, kiddie, everybody.
Right, that's great to hear.
That's so great to hear.
Give it, kiddie, everybody.
Wait, hold on, wait. Hold on. Wait, you guys, can you hear me?
Hello.
Yeah. Yeah.
Oh, that's so pretty.
Yeah, you got such a tiny thing.
I've got a regular size head, just like everybody else.
No, it's a tiny head. Your gas mask is for children.
Yeah, your head's pretty small.
Oh, my head is regular size.
Well, maybe your head is regular size, but that gas mask is barely hanging on there.
find John John over here is we give him just over you get this job like a job
John mr. John did he poop his pants did he poop his pants he might have pooped
his pants I was here do not I don't know how I was here since I compared to my
head size. What do you think he's saying? He's saying, do you say my head is very small?
How is he standing? I put my pistol cock on to opening my chat so it's just opening my
chat over and over. Fantastic, fantastic. So does anyone know the objective of the game?
Yeah, you gotta fuck, there's a spot over here.
Oh, look at this.
Can we just go through it?
That thing doesn't want us to escape.
Hold on, let me take a little peek.
That thing doesn't want us to escape.
Exit, fix it.
Well, do we have to escape?
Can we start a new life here?
Yeah, let me take a look.
Yeah, I think we should try to get out of here.
I think that'd be okay.
Exit.
You should turn on your gunshot, Tanjiya. Trust me, it helps.
Um...
Are you sure?
Yeah, I've shittin' my pants seven times so far, and I'm really awake.
Oh, my God.
Oh, yeah, alright.
It's building up.
Yeah, okay. Tanjiya Dan actually just told me to do it.
The Tanjiya guy.
Oh, I'll turn it back on. Sure.
I'll turn it back on real quick, absolutely.
That sounds like a wonderful idea.
That sounds like a...
I have oh that sounds like a great idea. Oh, all right. There we go. Oh
All right, follow me get on of me one for how delayed how to late how to late
On the corner. He said no we looked right at each other
Howard look over here guys this way
21 minutes
I still Santa I'm still waiting for the ad bill to kick in.
You can lick my butt.
Yeah, you're Santa.
You're definitely Santa.
Okay, sounds good.
Sounds good.
Yeah, we can do that.
You guys see this is the butt cracker.
There's a hole in there.
There's a wound.
There's a butt cracker.
Do we get through there?
you guys is there is there an option in the settings to make the buzzing in the
background even louder I feel like it's not loud enough oh yeah surely I think
so early I'm gonna turn that off
oh my god oh my god
please don't tell me it's following me oh my god
You see that, you see that, by the gods, he's alive, we gotta find someone, we gotta find
I'm gonna find someone quick.
Hello?
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
Sorry, I hear a ball.
Oh, John, is that you?
John, I have a baby.
Guys, I found a door.
I don't do it.
I'm speaking.
I'm speaking.
I'm speaking.
I don't believe this.
God.
God.
God.
God.
God.
Be very sticky.
Be very sticky.
What happened? Wait, what happened? What happened to Gimmick?
I- Fuck him.
Never liked him anyway.
Yeah, dude, he's got fucking mutilated.
Nice guy.
Did he change?
I found the door.
Yeah, somebody got ripped into shreds.
Oh, well that'll happen.
Gotta be careful.
Yeah?
Gotta be careful about that.
Gotta be careful about that.
I don't know anything about anything.
Oh, there is a door. Look at that.
I
have to take a key it's just a knob the media isn't gay key I don't know I don't
know I don't know that's how that works we wish mr. gimmick at me John when
giving died to this body stay or can we find it?
Shit! Dude!
Holy!
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Let's go check, let's go check, let's go check.
Okay? Okay.
It's okay, it's okay.
Where's that?
Oh, he's down here.
Oh!
It's a crack.
Oh!
He's around this corner.
Where are we?
Yogi.
No, no, no, no, not that way.
That way, that way, that way, okay, right?
I'm not quite sure, you know where you're going.
I know I do I do I do just now really I really know
It's too far she would stay
If I do come on come on come on John, I'm almost now certain 100% serious serious. Oh, no, yep
See
this was where that's him then this is him right now what's that over there this
is his sludge hey gimmick sludge oh hey wait hold on wait a minute you think his
butt still works I I don't see his butt I don't see his butt I'm sure it still
works
John you gotta open that door doors require keys usually well you were a
key is okay oh you something oh that's just the same time as up for what what
what happened what happened
if I were a key where would I be do we have flashlights
We don't got
What there's no way this means nothing there's literally no way this means nothing dude come on
Hey, well
And I was dark and scary over here
Hmm
Yeah, maybe the key is in gimmick's ass you go dig it out
Fox
You about that was John
This is John
But
Right, right. We're missing a baby gimmick's dad. We know where a vent is and I know I probably did
Perfect and nothing else
We're doing pretty good. We're doing pretty good. We're doing pretty good
Yeah, I'm not really so certain how we're supposed to figure out what we're supposed to do next
Me either we all for clues you know look for clues you got them for clues
Is there a clue back there? Oh look at that
Stand aside buddy. I'll see how you use a ladder
Uh, gimmick says I'm coming to hot, gimmick says I'm coming to hot you I have very long
fingers.
Good, oh god.
Oh gimmick don't.
gimmick don't.
gimmick don't.
Do not.
Please don't.
Oh no gimmick.
Oh no, that's him.
I'm now leaving it's just gonna be you and be it now and yet nothing to do with this
I'm gonna
What happened John just like happen up in this lateral yet? I I did not catch a single part of that
I did have one
His fingernails felt like a tongue
What's the hell's wrong with them? Oh my maybe it was a time
Well, so there's no way this can also mean nothing how the hell you supposed to play this game, huh?
I don't understand this at all
There's like a key where mentioned
She'd a random month
You think he's okay?
Come on!
Die!
Die!
Die!
Die!
No, no thank you, no thank you, no thanks, no thank you sir, no thank you sir.
Um, it seemed to slide and go nowhere, so I'm, uh, I'm gonna go away from here while John cleans up his pricey wood.
We won!
We did it!
We did it!
We've been here!
We've been here!
About time you got here, we've all been here!
I found that vent ages ago!
I found that vent like an hour ago!
We've been waiting for you here!
What the hell's going on?
We've been stuck!
We've all been stuck!
Where's your fucking...
Where's your ropes then right here? Don't ask questions
Look at that. That's not a rope. That's a rope. It's one of those new high-tech rubs
Rectangles shape rope
This and a little that
Okay, let me put up by a D card
You just brute forced it
You just brute forced it. Are you kidding me? All right? Well, I guess we're
Supposed to go I think that we're supposed to do
You just guessed the code?
You guessed the code?
I just guessed it.
I did off the machine.
What? They were skipping this whole level because they mean he guessed the code.
Yeah, yep.
Hell yeah.
Hell yeah.
All right, okay.
All right, sound good.
Sound good.
All right, all right.
Sound good to me.
Oh
Let me skip maybe what was the code
It was yellow green blue red. Oh
Of course, I don't remind first guess as well
They say
From the rest of here
There's no more monsters luckily in the game all the monsters in the first levels now. It's just
Nice relaxing puzzle work. Ah good. That's good to hear
I think they're both. I think. I think we'll be just heard.
I don't know what to say about the idea.
Yeah, they're dead.
Yeah, I don't think it's good.
Oh, how do you close?
These two idiots are going to die very, very fast.
Like an hour.
These two idiots are going to die within the next two minutes.
I can almost guarantee it.
Are you afraid of John?
The thing that was just disguised as one of us?
I
I called it. What did I just say? What did I just say? I called it.
Oh, it's time for this other move.
Adam Cookeman.
Humans can't open doors.
Is that deep in configure on door technologies you'd be
Excuse me.
Yeah.
Adelabne.
Adelabne.
Excuse me.
Adelabne.
There are indeed more monsters.
More monsters chasing cheeseburger rolling out of the hill.
You have enough.
Looks like this.
Good work, everybody.
Good work, gang.
Good work.
Let's...
Good work.
All right.
Good work gang good work. Let's
Alright
Good on the first time everybody knows that
Let's do the exact same thing again
You know who knows where he's at he could be anywhere
What the hell are we doing what are we doing the door guy
I wanted to get you, you little...
You little guy!
Oh my god, that's not giving it! That's not giving it!
That's not giving it!
Get in! Get in! Get in! Get in! Get in! Get in!
Who's this? Who's this?
Clean it, lock the door.
Seems like someone's beating their meat the next row.
This might require further investigation.
I think it's just the parking
What? What's this?
I'm gonna create a diversion.
Listen, you owe me...
What?
You owe me 299,997 Focus Fuel Bags.
Okay?
We're over here! We're over here! We're over here!
We're over here! We're over here! We're over here!
Genius. Oh, there he is.
Oh, he's coming. He's coming. He's coming.
Did we really go the other way? What do you guys think about going the other way?
Maybe the other way is the way.
I heard they can hear us. Oh, can we trap them?
Oh, he's got a wild walk. Look at that.
He's walking like the old D-Lag.
She's the latest man. No time to talk.
the talk. All right boys, let's go this way. Let's go this way. Okay. Okay. I was
over there. Do I get them all killed? And she opened the door themselves.
For me, boys, for me, that's
gimmick. What are we looking at? Surely that's an ally.
Which is surely that's an ally. Surely that's an ally. It must be. Must be one
of us. It's like John will leave me. It's an ally. Oh,
Oh
Gosh that is
Yeah, right
That guy is fast
It's a quick little bugger you guys
You're trying to get another one of them killed that one we can ride
Well, talk to Mr. Hibibi and Mr. gimmick, they will lead us to salvation.
Right? Okay, take that.
Okay, one body.
If I die, do I T.V. lock me up one more time? I'm 2013.
One body? Surely somebody's still alive.
Hello?
Hibibi?
Peanut?
I know John's dead.
Oh.
It's a beanie hat.
Wait, how do you even beat this level?
It was aimed to die right off the wrist.
Oh, Jesus!
Ha!
Monashah!
Be gone in the name of Jesus Christ!
Be gone from this place!
Be gone from this place!
Monashah!
Monashah! Monashah! Monashah!
Oh, the tongues of many angels we seek you to leave!
He's good, he's good, he's good.
Excellent technique. Excellent technique.
Right there, there, right there.
Well, there's spawn camping!
I see a ghost.
A ghost?
A pool or a ghost?
Oh my goodness, graces.
Oh my goodness, graces.
He really does walk on the underplays.
His gimmick's slightly attesting my chance.
I don't know.
No, no, no!
Excuse me.
Well, that'll happen.
Just a minute, Savas went again.
I believe that BB is actually the only one that has solved any level of this game so far.
Complete the other job.
So, I'm...
I'm...
John?
What happened to the game?
John!
John!
Oh, we're all in water.
Is there like an instruction booklet on this game or something?
I don't know how you're supposed to beat any of these levels.
Is there like a thing that tells us?
Is he just winging it the whole time?
He just sees like a cone that's kind of weird or like a wall outlet that kind of seems a
little off.
There we go.
I'm not going to lie to you, I'm praying that everything starts to fall.
I'd like to play the game that I purchased.
If we speed this up one for 24 hours, yes, yes, quite one, quite one, good chat.
You told me in the beginning of the game that if you learned how to read,
I read the piece of paper and said, there's a bad guy.
He doesn't want you to leave, but you do leave.
I read it, I read it, I read it, I swear, I read it, I swear.
Wouldn't be leading downfalls for him immediately.
Whatever the opposite of blessing is on curse,
one million curses for Mr. Hibibi right now.
Oh, I see. Okay, I see what you're talking about. Four keys!
Well, that makes sense, that makes sense.
Die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die!
Get away!
That's what it's fucking about!
Well, some to die, you'll be fine.
Yeah, I said the...
Have you seen...
Yeah, we got to see the...
Excuse me.
Oh, hello.
Fantastic, what does he think?
There we go.
All right, third time to try, boys.
Third time, Josh.
All right, gang, I know the first two attempts did not do super good, but we got this third
one.
percent hundred percent
hundred percent
we did something wrong
find a couple keys and we'll be fine
let's not go that way
yeah that way seems dangerous
yeah i'll give you a key in that
that room
i don't know if you saw it but wait
look at the keys
four keys
Four keys.
Because you found four key slots in the room you died in, you absolute mailbox.
You played this before, baby. You know this.
Keep your peepers open, boys.
Thank you, sir. Thank you. I've been working on my glutes.
I can't look at there are two Santa Claus over there. Go ahead and give me your wishlist
Oh, they're running oh, they're running oh, they're running
Do not close the door do not
John's I already John John are you okay?
I don't even know if he ever left the element.
Neither monster's beaten off out there again!
He's an elevator man now.
Look at that walk.
Oh my god.
The movie of the day.
Nice quad! Go Yurik! Come on!
We have about 80 keys in it all!
are you fucking real? are you sure this is real? you're right now! it's me
it's me it's me it's me it's me it's me it's me it's me it's me it's me it's me it's me
No! I'm fake!
You stupid bitch!
Me!
Okay, that's obviously John.
Are they both dead?
No, that's obviously John right there.
Yeah, no, I know John. That's John.
John!
John!
He's just a little shy!
You gotta call his name louder, get a little closer.
I think Mr. gimmick and Mr. John might both be dead.
Let's get to get a quick beep.
Are they both dead?
Oh, shit.
That'll happen. That'll happen.
Listen, we gotta find...
We gotta get the keys for them.
We gotta get some keys.
Let's, let's get, let's get the key searching.
I was a key.
It's gonna sneak around a bit.
Shhhh! Shhhh!
Oh, you know...
Oh, hey, wait, check this out, what is this?
Oh, you sick fucker!
Oh, that's right! This is shit!
What the fuck?
What? What?
Oh, what the?!
What the fuck? Who are you?
He got me killed!
All right guys, what have we learned?
Hey guys, what have we learned?
Never trust gimmick.
Never trust gimmick.
Never trust peanut.
Block the door with a fat body.
And then maybe open the door on purpose to let the monster in and kill me.
Peanut tried to kill me.
Yeah, but he actually killed me.
He didn't eat it. Well, I was gonna run out. I didn't work
Fantastic fantastic
Better to wait guys. I need more than you can lock the monster in the room
Well, I heard you that's what I was trying to do that. I was trying to give them to kill you
No, I want no part of that. No. No, I don't want any part of that, unfortunately. No, I don't want any part of that
So I'm gonna go over here. I'm gonna go over here for now. I'm gonna go over here for now
Looking for keys
Keys
No keys in this area
I feel like if there was four keys the keys would be way more abundant. There's only like four rooms on average
It's supposed to be one room per key unless one room has all four keys.
Oh.
Oh, word.
Ah, fantastic.
Ah, this is going great.
This is going great.
Ah, better run on the stairway and my more likely to be in this right then and there.
All right, here we go.
And...
I thought the door was on the other side!
Shit!
I
Gimmick are you dead?
We take the right side to press F for all that door
Did you trap him?
What are you doing?
I'm getting word that an ad played on Twins right before I reach the room.
I hope they'll figure out what happened in about two minutes.
Hey.
Hey.
What?
I'm never leaving this room. I'm never leaving in this room you can't make me. I'm never leaving
There's four keys on the wall.
That's a piece of paper on the wall!
Wait, what if we just try one more time?
Everybody get to a spot. Everybody get to a spot.
Let's just try it. Let's just try it.
Alright, three, two, one, turn.
This guy doesn't know how to come to me.
Okay, whoever's over there, do the double. Do the double.
Alright, three, two, one, turn.
We need four keys, guys. What the hell are we doing?
Bumping around here. We're just bumping around we are just gonna get four three two one
John did get the memo on the countdown
In I've signed that ended up not being very helpful for the team, but we did
We did trap them. We did our part. We did our part. It's over. There's no work out there.
How do you even get that? Well, not you, Tedgie and Dad.
All right, buddy. Is that you, Dandy and Dan? Is that you?
Was that you? Was that you? I just want to let you know, buddy. I'm already playing a scary game.
I was up for 24 hours playing that stream. I got four hours of sleep. If I have a heart attack as the gunshot,
you're paying my medical bills.
Or the...
funeral bills.
Fuck.
That was so fucking loud. Yeah, that's my one acceptance with that Tangier is it also punishes all of you
This fuck eat my ass fuck you
Enjoy the suffering with me. Enjoy the suffering with me
I'm never leaving. I'm never leaving.
I don't think there is four keys. I think we when we die, I think we just go straight
to that keys.
You're safe. You're safe. You're safe. You're safe. You're safe.
You just have keys in them?
That one has a key on it on the right.
Oh, they have three out of four of the keys using one key!
Ohhhh!
Ohhhh!
We stored the accurate sand cap.
I don't know if Santa Claus was in the Chernobyl explosion of 1977, maybe I'm not sure, I don't know.
Listen, don't date check that, I need that to know.
Well, good things can't last forever.
Uh, 1906, damn, I was close. Holy shit, I was close on that, damn.
who actually like
Last in ten years off say something gimmick gimmick is that you say something
There we go, there we go, we're gonna get this guy killed, we're gonna get this guy killed.
Then we can respawn and complete the mission.
He's trying to take a dump.
He's on the first floor.
The whole place is on the first floor, jackass!
There is no second floor!
This we start the level, we have to wait for the speed to die.
How's he going to turn four keys?
We do have to turn off all of them at the same time?
That wouldn't make any sense.
That wouldn't make any sense.
The backwards apprehension has guns.
I don't know if that would work. I feel like the whole part of the macros just say you don't have gods.
If we've got gods, we might as well just call it AC 130 on this place.
There's a literal demon walking around the building.
I want to get rid of this fucking level.
I'm sick, dude, I don't know how to play this game.
Oh, y'all, we are back rooms professional over here.
Oof!
Uh, professionally.
Oh, shit, in his back room.
Fuck this guy.
Oh, shit, fuck. This piece of shit.
die already die
leave us no v-dice
MLG MLG
you got the key?
yeah but you see you have four people to turn on the keys?
I have no idea
oh thanks boss
Oh, you see wine?
You get good rest, Mr. Gut?
Oh, you do a good job.
I'm dying inside, and my peanut potty is failing me.
I think a quick silly juice cannot fix, gentlemen.
Cheers, boys!
Cheers, gentlemen!
I think they have a baby office.
They have a delicious baby, a baby, a baby office.
That's what I thought.
You would not spot amnesia. I played amnesia, buddy.
I quit on the first level, but I played it.
I played it. I played it.
Technically speaking, technically speaking.
Oh
How much Adderall are you on this day good? I don't do Adderall pal
I'm not you gave me not like a religious purpose or some type of moral code
I am just too lazy to refill my prescription in multiple years
Trust me body
You're getting weak long straight
Good work a baby as honestly, what if the babies could be the last three levels all by himself every level even
What if we just let mr. Bebe just do all the levels which will just go fuck ourselves
And I'll stop
stuff in general
Anything you hear what he said by Lee gimmick. He called us
Fuck you Habibi fuck you, you know that
Yeah, we could have easily complete that level that was so easy
We just wanted to be a few special
Honestly, it was too easy. That's why we all buy it.
Honestly, I want to speak down to the intelligence level that it would have taken to compete that level. That's why I do it.
Nobody cares. That's right. That's right.
Big facts. Big facts.
That's right, dude. Like, nobody cares.
I don't know how many times I've talked to you about this.
We should get that flashlight, guys.
No...
Just look at that flashback!
It was in the first room, the first room.
It's in the second room.
Be careful of the flashback, quick!
I
Get you valley never done say I appreciate that I appreciate that is valley never appreciate that I appreciate that
Hey, oh, yeah, I know I'll be right there
Sir.
No, I will not be right there.
I will not be right there.
That's his own journey, gentlemen.
The thing about a man is that he has to go
on his own defining journey.
He cannot have help.
He cannot have help.
That is what makes it the defining journey.
He is on his own and he will solve it.
He will figure it out.
That is what is most important.
We're just gonna chill here for a little bit, we're just gonna chill here for just a second.
And we will proceed.
You can really use a flashlight right now.
Is anyone out there?
Oh hey, I'm here.
Hey John, how you doing boss?
You happen to have a flashlight, could you say?
No I don't.
Already that I'm sorry for bothering you sir, okay
I will first like oh, well gimmick has sees to exist. Oh
There we go. There we go up. Did me to get you a mischievous carry on there
Oh, excuse me body parts of mr. gimmick
Oh, yes, Mr. gimmick is incapacitated as a reason.
I do not believe he wants me to serve him.
Now, if I am looking at this level correctly, how would I escape?
I died trying to show you that flashlight.
Well, it seems as if gimmick is trying to speak to us from the afterlife.
From the afterlife, yes.
Oh, you should have found me.
Free open water.
Three flags, my hey!
Have a good one, Mr. Baby. You're not survivors.
Journey.
Let's see here. A dark corner.
Another dark corner. Another dark corner.
Hey, John, you're a real person, right?
Yeah, somewhere.
Okay, good. That's good. That's so good. Oh, that is so great to hear.
Oh, wait, hold on. I'm just going in one big circle. What is this place?
How are we supposed to escape? Oh, hold on. Right down here, Mr. John. Look at this.
Okay, now we're cooking. There we go.
No?
Hmm.
If you were back here, oh god.
A clue.
Look at the door slot.
It's some type of device that has notches on a metal short rod that can activate the
relievers inside of it.
What?
A dental floss.
No, no, no.
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Kill him!
Please kill him!
I don't need to be without water and housing!
Please kill him!
Please kill him!
I can't go away!
I do none of that shit!
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Alright, see you later, John.
Hey, John, how you doing? Thought I'd just hang out for a little bit longer.
Hope you don't mind.
There seems to be some type of environment outside. Very windy. Very windy today.
Very windy day today. I've seen an overdraft could raid.
I'm just gonna hang around here for a second.
Alright, alright. Oh, John, are you coming with me?
Alright, okay.
Okay, okay John, how you doing John? How you doing Mr. John? How you doing?
Well, thought I'd just come hang out for a little bit longer.
What the fuck was that what's going on?
Oh was that?
You see that?
I
Just kind of get down to the lower levels now
Without meatball man fucking my ass
Oh the upper levels
Perhaps the upper levels maybe the lower levels have the lock door and the upper levels have the key to it
Ridiculous
And on the road again
Greet journey starts with just a few steps
No journey can start without the first step the first step is the most vital part of any journey
I were a kitty
Sounds like he's got two dead, wet raccoon cartons to take to his feet.
Let's see here.
Oh gimmick!
How are you?
I thought I was on the level above us.
I was on the same level all the time.
That's getting removed I just want I that is getting removed fuck all of you that is not happen to me every 15 minutes for the entire duration of the stream that it I'd no no thanks
no thanks you get like two more of those you get like two more of those and
it's gone and then it's gone
I'm trying to find this key yeah who's that downstairs area how do I get back
Right down to the downstairs area.
Let me see here.
Downstairs.
Oh, is this it?
No.
Oh, here we go.
All right, there we go.
Making progress.
Maybe I know you're listening.
Fuck you.
I'm about to solve this in the next 60 seconds with ease.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Yeah, I know you're listening to me. I know you are. I know you are. Watch this. I'm
gonna find this key. I'm gonna find this key and get it all out of here.
Hmm. Hmm. Let me see here. A lot of places a key can be. That's the problem. That's the
I don't- OH MY GOD!
oh my god!
nope
well
that'll happen
gotta be careful out there
that big guy's I did not find the key
I thought you were slow
you were so close
you were gonna find it
I'm gonna find it
fuck you
where's he
flashlights
I said, oh right over here. No, unfortunately the key was cost playing your father
Was never found. I'm gonna find so you can double fuck yourself chief
With your souffle a fuck out of double on top of it with a scooping of whip
Guys get the flashlights
Where?
There we go. All right. I loved it gang. We got it. We gotta find this key
Grab an almond water to grab an almond water to
Grab an almond water
Oh, this is one good man. Good. Ah, man
Listen, Mr. PJ. That's one good man. Good. Ah, man
Thank you, my boy. Thank you, my boy
You're key. That's my key. And I haven't heard anything for a while. I'm the elevator
Let's go to this one's generators. Yeah, yeah third floor and then straight all the way to the right is door to the elevator
Get in
Wait, we don't need the key to that door
Okay, what's the door boy
I mean, are we sure the elevator's not behind the key door?
My feet?
Was the machine door the last one?
You hate to see it.
You hate to see it, gang.
Wait, don't go there.
You hate to see it.
It is never a pleasurable experience to see that guys, but I'm just glad it's not us this
time.
I'm just glad it's not us, it's an ice shake.
That and him and us.
That and him and us.
Oh no, he's not.
It's not him.
He'd be nauseous.
We don't know that.
We don't know that for sure.
We don't know that for sure.
then an ARGH of pleasure and I just found the key was that an ARGH of I'm
joining Habibi in the afterlife.
Judging by the 12 gallons of blood in his left leg outside my door, I think you found the key.
Fantastic, fantastic. Okay, thank you, I do it. I'm coming to you, Mr. John. Let's
find this. Where's the elevator at? You said you knew where the elevator was?
No, someone said it in my chat, but I forgot.
Well, I think the elevator's behind the locked door. What do they make sense of this?
That there'd be a locked door with nothing behind it?
Exactly.
I bet there's a key that opens that door that the elevator's then behind.
Well, he's the place I haven't been before.
Oh, what?
John!
John!
John!
John, listen to me, John.
I did not lock you out of this door.
I'm telling you, ever since last route,
getting this weird animation like I'm playing dead by daylight and I'm in one
of the two cupboards where I open it and then you see an animation where you
close the door behind him I did not close I sit on purpose what is that my
is anyone else getting that animation night is the time I open the door like
you regularly open the door oh it's fine the elevator
Yeah, he's bottom up, he is.
What is that?
See, now he's open it regularly.
Weird.
Fascinating.
very fascinating oh shit I don't need the key I'm already won the game I'm already
I'm the winner
Right now I'm gonna press the FBI and I'm gonna see what happens
Okay, all right, we're in the room
We're still in the room. We're still in the room.
Why was it key?
Huh. A lovely delight. A sweet treat of magnificent proportions. I cannot wait for my butt to be eaten.
Like Rose-Rans.
Oh! We got the plank! Don't let me get the plank! It saved our lives!
Let's go!
Where's this damn key at?
Where the hell is this damn key at?
This is ridiculous!
This is ridiculous!
There's no key anywhere!
wait have I already been here I don't know where I'm at I feel like I've already
been here but there's doors will be open where's where's where's the key
oh
Let's go!
Eh, yeah, too easy, too easy!
Good work, boys, good work!
Oh!
Ha!
Eat my shithead, baby!
Oh
Yeah, oh, yeah, there we go and we go boys and we go
Hey gang, I do it. Hey, man. I was rooting for you. You know, I was fucking rude for you
Wait, you did it close door. What's the hell you did it? Yeah, I do. I see this isn't this isn't did it the hell
Yeah, I did
Yeah, I do have you did you see it on my stream John? Do you see the animation plays?
Yeah, yeah, we can see it
What are you doing to do that? I'm telling you I don't know it's your ass multiple times. I know it's completely random
I've never seen that I
Played this game. I think I think when you sprint maybe when I'm sprinting full speed
That's the only variable I can think of maybe when you like already been sprinting for like five seconds
and you hit the door while still spending maybe I don't know I don't know
talking about easy mode the desk no one the designated easy game play with them
let me try right here right here we're back up well the door has to be fucking
closed you want
All right, we go
And it worked that's sick
Thanks, bud
That's just saved your ass multiple times. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
You mean you want to do it?
All right
It's hold it down versus click
Hmm. Hold on. It level selected. What is this?
Hmm. Oh.
Let's meet the one.
Oh, wait. Is that what we were looking at? That's how we came in from?
We got to go back to the digital codes. We got to go on the computers.
Are you kidding me?
Where'd this go? Is this the next level? Meg? What's that? Yeah, how's all this work?
Engorged
You've got to crack this code hit the button, you know that brute force
How do I check how do I do how do I do it? Yeah, just just just hit f
Oh guys, oh my god, this is so simple. It's super easy. It's oh my god guys. This is easily
theory of relativity
Theorem
Mathematic for one to the hex
Oh, he's got one of those too. Oh my god guys. Can you please just give me like 30 seconds?
And it's I mean you can literally see the patterns you can literally see you did you not see the patterns?
it's
It's elementary even it's elementary
Socrates was a with a trick say he was a prank say you like to throw in some tricks. Let me give it one more try
I have no idea what the fuck I'm looking at.
Am I supposed to be selecting?
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Hold on hold on now hold up wait a minute hold on hold on wait a minute hold up wait
Wait a minute, something's right.
BEEP
BEEP
Hmm...
Fascinating.
Very...
Fascinating.
Hmm...
Very fascinating.
Very fascinating.
hmm interesting interesting very interesting very interesting this is a
puzzle that is quite complex
Hmm. Hmm. Yeah. No, yeah. I said, yeah. Okay. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Okay. Hmm. Okay. So, yeah. Yeah. Okay. So, that's, yeah. That's that. Oh, yeah.
We got that, and then we got, you know, okay, so, yes, yes, you know, so, let's see here,
you know, so, you got to, you know, so, you got to, let's see, let's go, let's go, okay,
see, okay, we're gonna go ahead, yep, okay, let's see it, okay, no, okay, yeah, I see that,
I see it.
Okay.
No, okay.
No, okay, so...
Oh, no.
Yeah, I said that's unsolvable.
That's unsolvable.
That is unsolvable.
No, no.
Honestly, you just gotta put it...
If you put that shit on Klarna, you'll have no fun.
We guys make sure we don't read our tags for this.
We gotta solve it by playing the game.
I can't read.
Yeah, okay, good.
That that we're okay, then okay, just jump to the three percent you do
Don't tell us how to do it. No, we want to figure it out
Why don't you do it? Give it a shot man. Give it a shot. I
Yeah, you kind of a smart like you smart from like it's like a disabled cat
Let's see just like throwing a basketball into a little time
Yeah, very simple very simple
That was not John
I will solve the next one I will solve the next one it is it is honestly
element three. It's honestly elementary back home gentlemen. I will solve it. The next one's on these computers.
I will solve it. This is, I mean this is ridiculously easy. Even for a simple 10.
What happened to my flashlight? Oh yeah. Even for a simple 10 this is too easy.
only painted mmm okay can we turn the
damn lights on yeah mm-hmm yeah yeah
okay yeah I know that's yeah okay oh
thanks John thanks John dude that was
great thank you for taking on us
Yeah. Yeah. All right. You guys saw the next one. All right. I will. This one's easy.
You guys got the easy one. Ridiculous.
Hmm.
Is it open? Did I open it?
Guys, is it open?
Can I talk with my mother-computer?
Oh.
Oh, excuse me, good sir, excuse me, good sir.
Oh.
Hmm.
Hmm.
All right, it should be unlocked now. It should be it should be I unlocked a high security areas or something
I'm not certain exactly what I did. I'm at high security areas. Oh
One of the doors should be open
All right, you all the commuter say anything follow me. Why isn't there like a password for this for this?
Okay, okay, they're all the same. They're all in shape. Okay. Come on, Mr. John.
Run good. The password is not password.
We found the password, John.
All right. You who work, everybody. Let's just pop on over here real quick.
I think everybody's just like...
You're gonna play shift at midnight really place. I'm not a hot hole. You say it played again. I mean, I'm playing again
I was actually pretty fun
Because we play shift at midnight again. I
Don't know. I don't know. Just say it's at some point tonight another day another week. So it's a boy. All right
Oh, that's pretty fun game. Yeah, oh
Thank you, so you play it if you guys watch I'm not playing these serious games. Don't ask me to play serious games
Say I'm not fucking playing
Oh, okay, I'll ask the boys. I suppose that somebody want to do explore
Let me die
What's up?
What's up?
Oh, well, there it is, everything's, what do you think we're doing?
How do you think we're going so far, BB?
I don't think we're supposed to be in the dark.
I think we're going to be in the dark.
Ridiculous.
That doesn't sound right.
That doesn't sound right, BB.
What could possibly be wrong with the dark?
What are you, three?
You scared of the dark?
Elementary.
You just watch this.
Routementary even.
Baby, follow me over here!
You make me so bad, I made you for no reason.
Baby, over here! Come on!
Good man.
Sucker.
Good man.
You wanna die for that?
When did you ever die for me?
That is a good man idea.
When did everybody die for me?
It's always, oh fuck you, Habibi.
I'm gonna beat this level by myself.
I don't need you, I know what I'm doing.
Fuck you, fuck you, and fuck you!
Especially.
literally
Guys
He's losing it is guys I think
He can snap at any moment he's obviously he's out of his mind he's losing his marbles
Oh, thank you so much gimmick for sacrificing yourself. Thank you. Yeah
I could have kept going because you I could have kept going
They're saying oh
Oh
Oh, some were not too lucky.
Chum?
They're not too lucky.
Huh?
Oh.
Wait.
Oh
Wait I will sacrifice my life
All right, everybody's gonna stay alive for the first 10 seconds of the match
Welcome back everybody welcome back welcome back
We're not gonna count that one. We're gonna
Does anyone have a flashlight that could be very useful
No, but I think there's some of the drawers
I thought some almond water
Oh
I got I got to open water
Well, we give it what is all the water do for you boys?
You're still gonna hit I get you oh
You're a whole inventory system like one
Williamson Bunny!
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
Oh my god, gimmick, oh my god!
The almond water boys!
No one can stop the almond water boys!
The almond water boys!
I'm an almond water boy!
It's time to make my way!
Oh
Wasn't even scared for a second
The bike man is scared of nothing not even the dark
I found nothing
I'm gonna get the contest.
Careful, be careful, be careful, be careful.
Water boys gotta get high IQ moves on.
No!
Go, go, go, go, go, go.
You choose how much he's got.
Water boys.
Oh, shit.
Oh.
Oh, my arm is just...
Water boys.
This is their closet.
Water boys did it again.
Oh, I'm gonna water boys.
I'm gonna water boys.
I don't know what that means.
One of them must still be alive out there.
Wait, is this like the end of the map?
Yeah, because one of them's still alive.
He's got to be.
Did the FB Halo I had in town?
Yes, yes, we beat Halo Legendary Lasso!
What happened to the Waddup?
OK, I think they're dead now.
OK, now, we will try this again.
Let's try this again.
Good work!
Dude, that was pretty easy.
Well done, boys.
About time you guys joined me.
God damn.
Ah, yeah.
I'm gonna water boys gotta do everything I said
John thinks right so we always being our anchor and doing absolutely nothing
Someone's gotta do it
Give me you strike me like if almond milk or oat milk guy is that true?
Yeah, I'll see you definitely do have some weird stuff in your kitchen
and like
like off brand Nutella and like
like salt but it's
specific salt and he swears by doesn't buy any other type of salt
and like his milk bottle doesn't look like a jug
it looks like a chalice fit for a king
you use. And he's got more oatmeal than it would take to feed a village for a month.
And you guys are treating him like a vegan just because he's from California.
His dog food probably costs more than human food on a very regular basis.
And what kind of milk do you use? Do you use?
You kind of strike me as a fucking piano when it comes to the food stuff.
John uses
I use 2% milk
It's fucking idiots. I don't use milk. I'm not a pussy. I'm not a pussy ain't no milk in my coffee you pussies
Yeah
Yeah, dude, but god damn right. It's not well. Yeah, that yeah, that's why your arms
You got no bones in there.
You might as well have been on a Zibbock for the past decade.
No, I said, but I lost you.
You got a jack-o-m-ass.
No wonder you say something.
You're drinking something.
You're drinking something.
You can't make it to Todd.
That's all work.
Todd can't drink black coffee.
He's literally got to help me with that.
Hey, I give it to big muscles.
Hold on, boys.
If the milk is 2% milk,
What's the other 98% I hope it's calm I hope it's calm I'll switch to that
What do we mean by that 92% cow 8% milk
I'm sure that 2% milk is 2% milk or is it 2% that 2% milk 98%
I'm just gonna tell you guys something. I'm by my chocolate man chocolate milk pre-vexed
Yeah, of course
Oh, I thought I was gonna be an outcast of the group from here on out
Like whenever we play games you guys would have like little meetings without me and talk about me but in a negative fashion
Okay, alright. Alright. Thanks guys.
Well see that's the thing, that's the thing. Listen, I would totally do that.
The problem is, as I'm kind of a weirdo, so your spit is getting on the side of that bottle
And then your spit is then staying there for like the week you have the chocolate milk
Maybe a little drop goes in the chocolate milk mixes in I know it's my dude and you can't see it
You can't taste you can't really measure it, but you know it's in there
So I think you're not in your territory. You're marking your territory. You're marking your territory. It's nobody. Yeah, that's why
That's my boys are too much. You're too much. I'm the same way exactly. Yeah, that's right. Yeah
Like guys, I'm totally fine with the debauchery and the bachelor lifestyle of drinking safe from the milk cart.
Totally, hey! Yeah! I'm totally with it.
But if I'm drinking from the milk cart, I gotta finish it that night.
Because I'm not having spit going back in the fridge, marinating with the milk.
You tell me what?
You don't tell me what you don't tell me?
You don't tell me what?
I keep them lubed up. I get this
What the fuck is milk milk milk is
What it's it's what cows pee
Be honest, that's not do you put your lips? No the entire circumference of the gallon when you drink it
I actually inhale the whole top cap part of the gallon and
Pretend it's a large Brawling man named Aquavius and the milk is his semen
All right, let us proceed
Let us proceed let us proceed
Yeah, I think you say gimmick
You guys
They're fucking with me
The hell are we doing?
We're blocking out the channel.
We're blocking out the channel.
Is this going the other way?
Fuck you guys.
It's just a very convenient way to not take you.
Because I've been a god-dude every time.
Oh my god, dude.
Together you Canadian.
I thought he was...
What the fuck does that mean?
Is that an American drink out of milk?
Your milk's in bags.
You can't even drink out of it. You gotta pour it every time.
Every time
Stand benefits of bad milk
There's no benefits of it. There is a benefit it lets everyone know that you're a communist garbage country
You ever suck it out of the bag
It goes right back to the day one dude it's like a
a TV flashlights. Wait, who does bag milk? Can I just bag milk? Yeah, it's like in a
bag and then you just like break it from it. It's super weird. At the corner of the bag
and you suck on it, you suck on it. It's heinous. It's heinous. Exactly, exactly. Time. You can
get a lot more mills run run run run
don't look back
oh my god we did it
All right, so we're gonna go ahead and what now include that bagged milk is
disgusting and your piece of shit slot
absolutely listen you don't know what I feel out the room everyone knows
I
Say aye aye
I'm a slut for wanting to remember what it's like to suck all on a milking titty I'm a slut for that
Wait, what is orange juice coming what is water coming a little bit of
Yeah
Bags besides being milk is the only thing that comes in bags, and it's only
Nostalgia are you certain are they far you see you not getting like orange juice and a cow's bladder is it is everything just walkie-up there
Is it I'm not done with you. We should be me and far large when at risk here
I would be boys doing more investigation, but inside move follow me gentlemen
I got him with it.
No, no.
Follow me boys, follow me boys.
Ridiculous, absolutely ridiculous.
Oh, gimmick, you see me sometimes.
Don't worry, it doesn't open.
Ridiculous.
The devil's door.
Hold on, that's pretty well done.
Why is this thing doing here?
I can enter it, I can do it.
west substation the door opened oh another door you open the same door
blinded and I think it wants us to be okay we can do that
It's okay that I'm gay
Because it's not a big deal
But my wife's gonna be pissed
If only it happened before I got married
Yeah
I don't know if...
I don't know if gay is something that happens
It's just a random point, isn't it?
It is, it is
Well, if you drink back milk
And it's not a problem
But problem is if you're already married to one of them
It's going to be a real mess, it's going to be a real mess, it's not a problem, it's not a problem at all.
I don't know maybe she's pissed.
Can you catch it?
I don't know maybe catch it, I don't know.
Maybe you're kind of under something.
You know what, maybe you're kind of under something.
Hold on, how do we get the blind, the...
...mush?
I don't shoot the messenger, I don't hit the player.
Okay, guys, what are we supposed to do here?
What are we supposed to be?
We're just don't shoot the player, hate the message.
What are we supposed to be doing here?
What are we supposed to do here?
What are we supposed to do here?
Yeah, we gotta turn on some power box.
We gotta chop a little baby up into little pieces.
I bought a power box over here, but I don't know how to operate.
Oh, everything's really quiet now.
We gotta find more of these.
would you open it does it then turn it green when you do the puzzle it'll
turn it green well there's a puzzle back over there that I figured out how to
actually like move the controls back in that first hallway maybe a bag of milk
oh reason for pipes hold on I know what to do this way this way I really go back
that map in the beginning so you're gonna not wait hold on i found something wait hold on
i don't see any power boxes in here no this is confusing there ain't nothing in here this is
because he was in he's just we need one more up on this front part let me check
they peanut we want more you have a pillow a white you have a pillow I'm a
pillow yeah yeah oh we did okay okay I got a lot to do so a pillow is a pillow
Yeah, okay, how much milk how much do you like but but pillow and milk
Yeah, milk pillow
Why wouldn't it be mellow why wouldn't be pillow and milk?
pillow
Okay, and I'm milk is spelt
M I L K that's what I'm saying no
You shut up with a BB would try to find am I fucking crazy am I fucking crazy are we still talking about that?
I don't know what this guy's talking about. Oh, there's one right there. There's one right there, peanut. Where there's one right there
It's red. It's got a red light. Oh, I'll buy boys
There we go.
He said, he said, he said, he said, fuck you, fuck you.
Done!
Look at what you work, watch him, nanny.
Oh, hold on.
Nope.
Hmm.
Focus, focus, focus.
Focus.
There we go.
There we go.
Well done, well done.
Big puzzle energy.
Well done well done big puzzle energy
Oh over here now it's over that door the jail door over here
It was your door here. Oh, yeah
We need two more. Oh, there we go. We don't even six more
Right six more but two more areas with three each
Oh no! Oh God, God, say anything, anyone see anything?
Anyone see that?
Are you going insane?
Drink your almond water!
Oh, drink your almond water, you're going insane.
Good thingy. Good thingy.
Please watch, please watch.
I'm also going insane.
Please watch.
I'm also going insane. I'm also going insane.
It's like a nice almond water to calm the nerves.
Alright, alright, listen.
Pee, I got a question.
Yeah, what's up? Yeah, go ahead.
Oh, what the fuck is that watch hard something really weird um, you know like when a woman has a bit and she's got like a child
Yeah, right? Yeah, but you like you like her right here. Yeah, she's like a mother. She's a mother. Yeah
I like okay, and and
You gotta get all the water. I have it, but how do I use it a
milk
So say that again and what I'm milk
Give me how do I actually know okay in my inventory now?
What's your stuff one two three that comes out of a cow that you drink?
Malak you did it. How do you know there's got an energy bar?
Hey, that'll help. Are you an idiot?
Am I am I crazy?
We have a great team, a baby basic items that someone might have in his household.
Thank you.
Oh.
Thank you.
I think a baby's making one of you for saying milk instead of milk.
What do you think?
Milk?
I'm not making fun of him.
This is an educational-
He didn't finish-
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
He's agisic, educational.
I hear a dog.
No.
Sorry, guys.
My stomach- I haven't eaten so my stomach-
stomachs rumbling that's me I don't say I just say much
yeah I got that Texas nut drill son I got that Texas nut drill I think I'm
gonna die you guys we don't want to be out there right now but say it was
Give it you'll be out there. I'm from Texas. I like oh, oh, oh, that's a baby. He's just
Oh my god, what is that disgusting future? I was even scared. I was just
It's friendly it's not okay friendly
It's friendly guys.
You sure it's friendly?
Oh another one right here. Yeah yeah yeah.
Just stared at it for a while. Very simple, very easy.
Oh, it's a more almond wire.
Hey, hey, oh.
Man, you're pretty, you're pretty.
You got a dog, Zad.
Got it.
I think it's very friendly.
I think it's a baby.
it's a good boy is a good boy I think it's a good boy
I think it's a good boy
grill cheese and do this
oh my god he's making him a knife
he's making him a knife
wait hold on guys look it's fine
it's fine it's not is it just a thought
not every family looks like a monster
Is there a power thing back here?
There's a power thing right here.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Where's the power thing at?
I don't see it.
These dogs are huge but too deep.
No, you're a good boy!
No, you're a good boy!
I like that dog.
He's a good puppy.
That dog is definitely making him a knight.
He's a good boy. He's a good boy.
He's a rescue dog.
Listen, just because he's not a pure dog.
Oh god, I'm going to get changed!
I'm good.
It's raw, but water.
No.
Very refreshing, very refreshing.
Okay, we got two out of three.
There should still be one more.
Um, do we go in here?
Wait, no, we got three out of three, right?
Wow.
Yeah, we got them all.
Oh, I'm doing it!
backtrack, backtrack
we got em all
oh oh oh, slow down there Mr. Phoenix
I don't know where I'm going
I don't recognize these places at all
yeah, this is it right here
let me go, hold on, let's check, make sure we got it
yeah, we got, we got all three
One more, one more, one more, that's easy, that should be easy.
I think it's over here, it's over here.
So many flashlights.
Yeah, I don't know why there's like 100 flashlights.
Hold on, are we going this way?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's the way, all right.
Over here
You see what's in the power things
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
This game is going to get me hard.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
They just eat your neck, honey.
They don't want to scratch you.
Oh my god.
Who put a shock trap on the ground down there?
You still don't, you still don't.
You still don't?
You still don't?
That's what I'm talking about.
Hello, sir.
Yes, hello.
Does he even have a bike?
Does he get a haircut?
Looks good. Looks good.
Come on.
You'll be conjured with the boys?
Ah, that one is as good. That one is as good.
That one's pretty far from there.
Not K8. You got one too, huh?
Come on, quick.
You're my good boy.
Good boy.
Well...
That'll happen.
That'll happen.
All right, gang.
Gang, I am throwing this up the air.
What do you guys think about moving to the next party game of the night?
I would love to switch games.
I would love it, too.
You guys down?
I'm down for whatever.
Let's play, let's play Habibi's game, the duck, duck, uh, Senate, yeah?
OK, OK, how are you doing?
I'm doing good, making days like today way better, all right?
Oh, on a day like today.
On a day like today, it's very hard on a day like today.
Oh, thank you, good sir, thank you, good sir.
I was the next game we're playing is a game of Habibi recommended.
I don't know if it's cool or if it's horrible.
We would take a little peep.
I have no idea what it's about.
It's called duck stickin'.
Mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm.
Oh, let me make sure.
Oh, you know what it does, it's called sitting ducks.
It's called sitting ducks.
Mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm.
That's all right.
300,000 days.
What if he sunk a basketball and then, you know,
as a joke, he whipped it at the net,
thinking he's just gonna smash your net
and it went right through the hole.
Wait, who did?
Me, you wanna see the clip?
No, it was pretty bad.
Well, I'll see you look at the clip, you said, oh man.
Also, if you guys didn't realize
the flashlights were what made those dogs friendly.
Well, yeah, he said it on the wall
when we first came into the room.
Yeah, yeah, he shined your flashlight on him,
but john didn't have a splash
i've seen you guys
that's why he murdered me
he's a sigma, he's a sigma
he doesn't need one
okay, i sent the two
it's just breaking my entire
computer again
send me the code
i'm gonna take a tinko brb
sounds good, the game is already broken
my entire computer
i love all these games we're playing
to just take my elgato
and just fucking.
Take a shit on it.
And just fucking.
Yeah, just fucking.
Mm.
Mm.
How happy.
This is what I got to.
I'm doing a quick research for the game.
I mean, can you give us a quick rundown
about what this game's all about?
Yeah, quick one.
Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-
Oh, I have no idea.
Oh, thank you, thank you.
I'm gonna go watch a clip for the 17th on BRB.
Well, I have no idea.
Well, you're a duck and I think we have to survive. We have to maybe craft things find things. It's kind of like
Like every other game
We're a
Every other game. We're a duck and we have to survive
Mm-hmm. Oh
Yeah, no. Yeah, whoo. No, that sounds
That sounds like the average daily player out here now that you're right, right?
um that makes every game that makes sense makes sense like every single game
oh my thing is still not working hold on now hold on now let me see what I can
tinker up right here a little bit of tinkering a little bit of tinkering ah
the max framerate is 60 when it's retreat that's always fun that's always
enjoy I love playing on Xbox 360 frame rates in 2026 on a $6,000 PC that's
one of my favorite top 10 things to do top 10 things to do top 10 things you do
No.
Mmmmm.
Where is this?
Oh, maybe I just rewatched it.
It is so stupid.
Your face, your face killed me.
I didn't do that.
Did you realize?
I didn't do that.
I was just holding it as hard as I could.
I was like, nah, no way.
Where is this?
You got building materials.
We grab, we grab Madison to your pieces for control.
Yeah, I'm not a doc.
I'm eating my Swirma.
Hold on I thought you said I was a dog. I
Mean my shawarma does that mean?
It's like food. Yeah, but I thought I was a duck, too
Hey, not rucks. It's your game bow. We don't you're not
Yeah, what's going on? Well, no, no, it's just a figure of speech that was sitting ducks
Listen, the world is ending and things are getting very, very stupid.
There's tidal waves, meteors, zombies, blizzards.
One disaster after another is heading straight for us and we have minutes to throw together
something that might keep us alive.
It's a one to six player chaotic physics survival game.
So we ducks are not!
We're sitting, we're ducks, you're just sitting in a pond as a guy who comes by to
you're sitting duck.
You're not talking about this.
I'm going to have to fuck you.
I don't know what you're I don't know.
I don't.
You've seen that.
I like your magic words.
Magic man.
Say that magic.
I like your magic words.
Magic man.
Magic man, but I don't know what they mean right now, but you playing you be right now, but you playing me
I'll put that shit on Clara. Dude. You're playing
Oh, am I in a tutorial am I in the lobby? I don't know what that was
Or or you hosting yeah, I'm hosting new games you'll enter a balance of
Uh, wait disaster difficulty starting tier. I don't know how to change it. I
Actually don't know how to start a game. I press host a game
That's something I guess
I'm here. Okay. All right. Yeah, what do we do? I don't know
Oh, I...
Is it me again?
ABB is wanting us to play this fake duck game.
Sitting ducks.
We're not even real ducks.
I'm a real duck.
I mean, part...
I'm half duck, half human.
I...
We're not even real ducks.
I'm half mallard.
Wait, what?
Are you guys in the game?
I'm hosting the game, I don't know.
What's the lobby code I don't even know I don't know where oh shit I just leave the lobby
code oh well yeah yeah that'll happen that'll happen usually a quick hide button uh for you
know developers out there be making a game a quick hide button would be fantastic take
way and that's it all right guys just nobody press the pause button at any
time I must play this game at all okay guys everybody got that chief yeah yeah
that's good what not hit the pause button at any moment I'm playing this
Oh
Not everyone's a streamer
Hey, hold on
Are you sure?
Are you sure not everyone's a streamer wait a minute?
In the games where it's like as the narrating voice because not everybody's fucking blind
Get it out of there, dude
Get it out of there, Chief!
Get it out of there, man!
Get the freakin' heck!
Mom, I'm hot!
Not everybody's blind!
Come on, honey!
I'm aware!
Not even to Steve or dumbass!
I'm gonna go wash my hands.
I'll be right back.
You better fucking wash your hands,
because you're shit.
He's gonna wash his hands in this conversation.
It's a cold blood option!
Pfft!
Yeah, now!
Get him out of here!
Not everybody's cold blood!
What is this stuff?
Wash his hands in this conversation.
Wash his hands in this conversation.
What?
Mmm.
What?
Wash his hands in this conversation.
So pissed ducks aren't in the shitting ducks game. That's what I'm sad. He lied to us by the dogs
He's gonna wash his hands in this conversation. I
Still don't know how to start a game. I John's in my lobby
Hell yeah, okay, I just joined you. Maybe I can just shift. I know you I might all of you
No, I was way I was looking at discord for a lobby code. I'm in I'm in I'm in
pausing now
You're not much you're not much help what what what this fucking thing's following me
Cut that out I got it. I had one come on
It's following me now
Like give it oh boy. I was good sandwich. Oh, it's a sandwich
you're being very disrespectful very disrespectful wait peanut don't move
Oh
We do in here. Oh, I got it the game it was this game called
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I think this is when you start the game, but I don't know how like that. Oh
This is hold after start the game. Oh, I don't think that's it
No, no, wait, I would be already got it. Oh, we change the game world is in game
Charlie's ducks
Hey, Charlie's angels
Wait, the premise of the game is that, oh, media is down at 350.
Okay, so the game, the world is ending.
What do we do about it?
I'm locked on 60FPS or anything.
Yeah, I'm locked on 60FPS.
I don't know, can my mods do that?
What? Do what? Do what?
Do what? What? What?
I was supposed to be muted.
Wait, I don't know.
Wait, I don't know. Okay. Listen. Okay. I got this. I got this. It's pretty easy. Pretty easy. All right
You gotta build a hut or something build a house or by the meteor
Okay, how are we?
Let's do it. Okay. Okay. I'm pretty good hot building spot. This is our part. There's already a wait. There's already a
Well, I welded this
thing to the ground as well as this half part
okay all right where I this is this will be in the middle I'm gonna weld that
there I'm gonna have my own I'm gonna build my own base your own base there's
like five pieces of wood well I guess stage is on really oh you guys give me
We gotta build a base right now before the media's oh, right click and you can
Hold that right click you can oh my god. No way is that how that works you hold that right click
No, that must be to technology
Well, here we go now. Yeah. Oh, boom. Now. We have some shelter. Yeah guys
Pretty nice. Oh my god, Peter. I was welding that. Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry
For this family I worked so hard for this family now
Can I talk to you real quick, mr. Peanut me?
Yeah, what's up?
idea okay all right I'm like this stupid fucking game
okay oh my god I got a fucking log all right guys let's lock in let's lock in
guys you guys lock in guys lock in guys lock in lock in just you wait when I
survive and you guys are dead you'll see they'll we got the bell special there
the whole town buddy. We got
the best shelter in the whole
town. I don't know who you're
talking to. I mean, look at
mine. I'm chilling. I got a
door. You guys got a door? I
give a door. Oh my god. Don't
worry about it, man. It's just
it's just things you probably
wouldn't understand. No, I
know I understand. Why stop
bias?
Well, do you understand
doors? No, not the way I
I'm real good at us. Yes
What?
Guys, I'm not even lying. Our stuff is gonna fire. Oh shit
We got a good good we're gonna cook him
Maybe maybe I don't think this C4 is good. I don't know
Oh
There's no way he just did that with six what oh my god a baby just made it
I have a shot. I have a shot
Baby has a bomb a baby has a bomb
I'm not gonna say it, but some kids have a literal fertile meteor hit me directly on the forehead
We're fine. We're fine
Dude, did Habibi just see for our base that we were working so hard on?
That's what just happened.
That she did.
That she did.
That she did.
It didn't talk, and now a great shelter, Habibi, great work.
Habibi convinced us to download this game just to blow us up.
Just to bomb our house.
Habibi bomb my house!
Habibi bomb my house!
Oh yeah, the opponent wrapped us in a great groove for me.
But don't worry, don't worry, see?
See?
What did I say?
We all died, we all fucking died.
Ridiculous.
Ridiculous.
What do you want me to do?
That's what I'm going to do.
I'm going to do that.
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
That's scary, guys.
Hey, what's that?
This shelter looks like garbage
I also kind of had a feeling that Habibi would bomb my house
Why do you say that why do you say that
No, you li- I'm not a light-a-bomb!
Who here out of the forest would know how to light a bomb?
Oh, I know!
The guy that did it!
Of course.
No, that's not supposed to be me.
The guy that did it, obviously, because he wouldn't have been able to figure it out.
Me, no.
Exactly.
Yeah.
The guy that did it.
Exactly.
The guy that- because I mean, he literally did it, so he obviously knows how to do it.
So.
I think.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
That's the worst shit.
as a ghost is is so it just insane are we ever coming back to life I don't know
how this works I would say just restart okay this is my huh yeah hey dude
thanks for killing our base it's gonna get a lot of killed yeah thank you awesome
great thank you so much yeah thanks for suggesting a game and then literally
Killing all of us here. Don't we sir?
Wait, what do you mean? Shout out
Let's hold F to resurrect. Hold on. Let me just dance a little bit
Oh, thanks for like a miss a minute 37 on building a house. Thank you
I
Think man
Big shocker he's gonna get another C4 because he's the only one that's on the island so far
So I would expect it was a tidal wave. Oh shit. This was a tidal wave. We should get up on this on this mountain
Okay
And see here
That's I need to be perfectly straight I need to be perfectly straight
I'm gonna freak out
We have to
There's a time when the next life where he must
Decide to live or die
Yeah, that's good. That's good guys. We only have 27 seconds until the title it comes
But I feel as the title it doesn't come from the sky
You're right
But it still looks nice though. It's cute
It does
Wait, what since it's a wave why can't we just jump on the
mattress, we I mean, so get really tall very fast
No
I'm up, I'm up, I'm up, I'm up, I'm safe, I'm safe, I'm safe, I'm safe, I'm safe, I'm safe.
Woo!
Woooo!
Heh!
Look at you idiots over there.
Alright.
Everyone knows tidal waves get rid of natural... things.
Man-made structures, that's what it's at.
Hey, I don't fuck- I don't know you, G!
You got this. I don't see you do it. I'm slapping on this.
Do not mess with my board. Join me. Join me. Are you kidding me?
All right, not do Sammy boy not do Sammy good work boys. I think John died
Somebody moved my board it was a baby won't be anywhere at the top
Are you kidding me? Are you just the bad guy?
Guys I give a you should have came over here and and then with my house
I survived. Oh, who died
Oh, John!
Oh, New Island!
We're going to flood the beaches on the beach!
John, we're going to flood off of our little island!
How do we get out there?
Zombies?
How do we get out there?
We gotta build. We gotta build.
Um...
How do we build?
Well, well that on to this and I'll just carry you up
Well, sometimes it just doesn't let me I leave you one to the ground you mean
Oh
I welded this one. Okay. All right. Let's build off of this. Oh
And okay. Oh, oh, you got okay. Okay, that works. We need the weight. We need the weight so that we don't
I don't think we need actually need weight use use your oh wait we do we do
Wait, what if we pick this up? Oh?
Everything you turn on it. Oh god. Oh my god
You're out. Oh, we got that
This is difficult if we just want to this or has infinite weight
Hold on. Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait brother's tree
So
Check this out
Hey, all right, yeah, I'm cool. I'm cooking right now. I'm cooking myself. I'm cooking up a five star to play
Whoa, oh shit. Is this a peanut? I think I just found peanut you guys peanut. They're right here. Oh never mind
Oh, yeah, there we go. Oh, go go go. Oh shit. Oh, she anymore. Oh, no, I need to see if she's keep
It's
Hey, oh
Me jump on my god. Hey, where's the way it's not even up here. They're not even up here
There we go. There we go. There we go. There we go. Oh
You have gotten us killed every time Habibi and don't want to hear it
Alive
There it is you want more much help me send me from the way you have more heads
We owe you. We owe this is perfect size. We can put this up here
It's not about that
all right boys all right yeah baby is up there oh I did it very easy very simple
oh there's zombies zombies are coming wait what type of shelter do you build
against zombies
fuck is that is is there a specific is it like oh is it like a modern open a
modern open open concept open concept vaulted ceilings that's for depending
on zombies probably good question good question who's next oh there's traps I
hate how sprint is reversed if I don't hit shift I sprint oh if I do I walk it's
You're messing me up, man.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh.
All right, we got four minutes.
What are we doing?
Oh, my god.
Oh, my god.
What's he doing in the sky?
What's he doing up there?
I'm in the shit.
Oh, no.
I'm in space, boys.
Oh, no.
Oh, god.
Oh, god.
Guys, come to me.
I've made something amazing
Oh, why are you hard at me? I'm bringing it back.
Ooh, baby.
Come on, scary balls.
Hey, guys, check this out.
What?
Check this out. Come to me. Come to me.
Watch out. I need witnesses.
I need witnesses.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Okay. I thought that was going to be a little more.
Okay, hold on. Can I maybe pick you up and put you on the on the okay?
It could use a little little more. Okay, let's get off of this thing. Let's weld it. Let's weld it like this
We all rotate them. Oh
Hold on we'll put them down right there
Oh
Sorry I
Can't get off of the toilet. There's no
They didn't add a button to get off of the toilet.
Oh!
He's going to do an ace.
What?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, do I?
We got to wait.
Wait.
OK, OK, OK, OK.
OK, put him up set.
Here we go, there we go, there we go.
I don't know how.
Get well back to the toilet.
Yeah, which way?
Anyway, put it on there somehow
All right, here we go. Hey
I got a turn around. I pressed the button peanut. I
Pushed the button. Oh, I pressed the button.
Literally in your lap. I
Pressed it. It's not ready. No, it's not ready
All right now press the button. All right, hit it
It doesn't do that to boys
What an enjoyable experience
Thanks so much for sharing this with me
It doesn't have it doesn't have that much power. I like it. I'll move you
No, I don't want to do it get it. Yeah, you put the toilet down put it on put it
I said you got some bees in a minute and a half. That's how you do it
okay yep yep yeah see there it is all right well done well how do we defeat
good zombies in one minute I would have just built a little hut next to a
mountain you guys can fuck yourselves completely optional but I highly
recommend it really doesn't you know at first I thought this is a co-op game but
the more we play it, I just feels more like a PvP game.
It feels more like I'm an idiot.
It's a stupid game.
Hey, little PvP game.
Wait, why am I invisible now?
Hey, let me get out of here!
Hey!
You like that?
Wait, watch me!
Oh, wait, oh my god, oh my god, I have the best defense.
Holy shit.
Oh my god. No. Get out of here, BB.
Oh, that's pretty smart therapy. What are you doing here?
Oh my god. Yeah, I got kicked into here. I mean, you guys get out of here. Watch
Watch and learn boys. Watch and learn.
This is how it's done. Oh, shit!
I'm breaking 90s. I'm breaking 90s.
I'm breaking 90s.
Oh shit. Oh shit.
Oh shit.
It's bad.
Oh, yeah.
Too easy. Too easy.
Oh.
Oh my.
Ex-exclamation.
Oh
Yeah, this game's fucking
Yeah
We need to cook more
Maybe it's a little I get the concept is a cool concept
But like I can't weld half the time and I don't understand why yeah, maybe like ten months from now
This game would be sick
Don't do it we can talk about it
Like if I could have done it
No, the game is too bad
I am doing it
I am a god, but you're so hot dude. Come on. I know I'm hot my cock is fat, but I
I
Please dude. I'm cause of seven
Yeah
Oh well
I
Got your fucking hot
We get a piece of that fucking ass
Anytime. All right, we gotta switch to it. We want to switch to the next game. Gangbees gangbees. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. All right
All right, I gave you time
It's a shame
The idea behind it, I get it. It's a Gary's mod style game where you survive waves cool idea
But they definitely need a little more time for this roast
Oh, the oven's hot. The oven is hot. You just gotta leave it in the oven. The roast ain't good. Oh, yeah.
The roast ain't good. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The roast ain't a little longer. A little longer.
Is deer passengers out? Or no?
Uh, no. I don't think so.
No. Everybody, every day, every day tells me about that.
I even had my guys reach out to him and they just haven't responded.
Oh, I don't know what the guys are up to.
I think that's gonna you guys have coastward Dawson's Dawson's
Megan
Just wanted to say thank you for always making my day
Son if you for taking a day off
Can you pet your dog?
We probably need a couple more
Anyways
works out my schedule. Are we ever playing shift that midnight again? Dude, actually shifting
about midnight was kind of fire. Honestly, I see why I see a vote shifting midnight or
gangbees right now. That's what those two really fun right now. Have you played ever
played peak? Have you ever played peak? Yeah, I played peak. It got a little boring after
a while. I mean, we can play again. It's her play. Yeah, no, no, no, I just make sure you
played it before you played it you played it it is kind of the same thing but it's a fun game the first
15 hours for sure. Yeah shift at midnight is three players by the way we can't do it.
Oh my god yeah one of us died one of us could perish and die forever and then we could play.
Oh it's one of you gave me some to one of us gets off and then we'll go do shitty midnight.
Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
We do that and then I get off early.
And you guys do shift them in.
Get off on me.
I'm gonna get off.
Okay, two plans, two plans.
We just had to pick one by the end of the night.
Sons of the Force 2, I'm here.
Sons of the Force 4, that's not a game you just start willing to.
That's not a game you start willing to really get.
That's a 24 hour.
That's a 24 hour scene.
That is a 24 hour.
Yeah.
No!
Don't crush me, give it!
Yeah, I can't, you need to tell me you need it!
No, no, no, hurry, hurry!
No, Genghis, Genghis, Genghis!
Wait, did you play badminton?
Genghis, Genghis, Genghis!
What did you say?
What?
What?
What?
What did you say?
Genghis, Genghis, Genghis!
What?
Dang this!
Dang this!
Dang this!
Dang this!
Dang this!
Dang this!
Dang this!
Dang this!
Dang it!
What?!
No, not air, bee and bee!
Dang this!
You understand?
What?
What?
What?
What? What?
A brand new USB-C cable?
A brand new...
No, not A! B!
J! B!
A! B!
No, not A! B!
J! B!
What?
What?
Are you guys ready?
Well, I still don't know what we're playing.
Are we playing gameies?
Okay, I just bought it. I gotta download it real quick.
Hold on now.
Okay, online.
I like how it writes my name in three lines.
That is aesthetic.
That's aesthetic.
plain cheese, plain meat, wet feet, dang beast, guys, dang beast, hung meat, dang beast.
Now I'm, I'm telling you, I could have swung this game before, but I had to buy a tag.
So
Three games exactly like I'll probably put in my console party animals is just like it
There's like another game. Just like it. They're all like identical
Hello, hello, who's that the hell who's that who's that? Who's that?
Bibi, why do you want to close it in your phone?
Yeah, why do you want to close it in your phone?
Sorry guys, I just like to put this on PlayStation controller and Windows is a piece of shit
So just give me a second
It's a microphone
Yeah, it's your microphone just switch your controller. It's very simple
All you do is go down to the bottom two bar of your screen, Bibi. Click the Windows icon
icon, left click on the search bar, and then put Gasly in your computer and light it on
fire and chuck it out your window.
That should fix any problems you're having.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
I just knocked over an empty beer can.
Fantastic.
Fantastic.
Fantastic.
Take a bow of silence, cut your hair bald, and move the top of the mountain to the only
soup.
That's step two, by the way, if you need.
Oh, hello?
one yeah I can't wait for step two I can't wait I think it's I think I think
tonight's going great what do you guys think so far excellent choice of games
So far
I'm not gonna like I don't know if I'm gonna stay out all night boys
I already felt like shit and these bright lights and having to
here you guys yelling my ears for hours I'm just just do a quick little four
hour street you're fine not for I'll go I'm good to go I'm good to go I'm just
fucking around did we get an invite out hmm did I hold well we buy I'm saying
after a while we buy guys we buy was obviously not for a while I'm not
saying I'm good you guys play dude we gotta bring back windrows windrows
Wind Rose was cool.
Did you play Wind Rose?
I played for like two hours and obviously, yeah.
Dude, it's so good. It's so good.
One game I missed is Icarus.
Icarus.
Yes.
I never played Icarus before.
It's been on the list.
It's been on the list.
I love Icarus.
Progression is amazing.
It's not too much action.
It's survival crap.
I love Icarus. Icarus? Yes, I would love it.
I'll take a peep. I'll take a peep, guys.
Yeah, it's a survival crab. Great.
Oh, I'm seeing a ton of guys. I see us funnel runners.
Even though we already played it.
I didn't play it. Oh, yes, it's out.
Dude, we should play it. That was great.
We just need more levels. That was amazing.
I loved funnel runners. I'm down to play gangbees
for like 14 seconds and then go for it.
Oh, we can play this game and we can play
I'm not gonna lie to you funnel runners is a good game, but it kind of
Little bit ruined it for me, but I thought that
Preparing the car was the first step and then you go on an adventure
Well, I do but I think that was the first level
Is the whole game was like that that's chill
But it's still a fun game.
It's just like when you set that expectation in your mind,
that's step one, and it happens to be every step.
There we go.
Hmm.
I hear you, I hear you.
But I mean, I assume that I think we just played the first level.
And then there'd be other levels, right?
Maybe.
Maybe, but now you've got to do it what I did.
For what?
Who's invited?
Who's invited?
I'm inviting. You guys ready for your invites?
Oh, okay. I just invited gimmick.
Yeah, I'm ready. Oh, just gimmick, huh?
Let's go fuck. Let's do the rest.
Fuck, honey. Let's do all of y'all.
Yeah, yeah. I'm just gonna do all of y'all.
Oh, can you send it? Oh, never mind.
Wait, what?
gimmick, I'm gonna kiss you.
You're gonna kiss me?
I'm gonna kiss you, dude.
Put my hands up.
I
You can be broken you kids. Yeah, of course, of course, I'll be wearing socks
This weekend
I mean we're shifted midnight is six players. I thought it was three as well
I heard that too somebody said that in my chat, too, and they said it confidently not in it. Not it's scary
No, you lie to me you fucking lying to me or what?
Oh, it's just one of the players. I got a fucking liar
There's a lie
I think we're at six now. It's six players. They just are the six
I feel like I'm getting five guys. I feel like I'm getting five guys
I feel like Google would know that oh my god five guys way too expensive, but pretty decent
I'm the gourmet burger McDonald's is better. I feel like I would know that
No, we the pads nodes
That's not I'm getting word that they just updated to say like right now
So everybody that's saying three and six can possibly all be telling the truth based on the dogs. They have
that's that's that's when one guy that's we're getting one guy is top because
then you don't just have liars and truthers you have all truthers the
information is so huge you don't know we're waiting to ready up I feel like
we're waiting for someone to ready up I don't know who I hit submit and it it
opened my fucking steam proof is it is okay I'm gonna have a
speedy boss looks like oh it's six wait a minute it's hope
why is it just a guest why is it cheaper as I press submit it out of the
verb peanut one is that a gas lock submitted this game for the night this
is a right horrible oh god wait wait wait you haven't even played it this is
the fucking lobby I'm gonna have a
conniption I'm gonna have to do is that
somebody else yeah no that's that's
you play it from this dog shit me
yeah that's not even real how did I how
I get rid of them just so are you playing
on keyboard yeah well then hit back oh
good work now we're good I know he's
Yeah
We finding other players
What?
You put it with other people
We don't believe that brocks that was racist
Wait is it us four versus them for no, I'm against gimmick
Wait, what's that? What? Oh, I have a mouse on my screen. Why does that mouse on my screen?
What is what is going on John I just got hit by a fucking train
okay this game is not even working fine isn't either what are all these stupid games we're
You're playing.
Oh, fuck.
Yep.
What the hell is going on tonight?
We're beating Sabatua.
I beat you with a stupid game.
That was stupid games.
Those guys beat my dick.
This game's awesome.
They're scissoring.
They're scissoring.
Scissoring
What's the band to do it? You try to just throw people to their death dude. It's hilarious
It's like party animals a party animals with shit. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it's not that party animals
But you just had us download Bob the Builder zombies, and it was terrible
My cursor is on my screen the whole time. It's messing me up. Me too
I
Was fighting who right now I'm the construction guy. I'm the construction guy. I don't really know what to do
I'm sneaking I'm sneaking
themselves
by a trade
I was up from getting back up. I'm sneaking
us. I'm
sticking over. I'm no winner.
Oh, one more. One more.
It's getting it. It's getting it.
We gotta get one more time.
Oh, wait.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Oh, god.
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Yeah, we touched his panda need to be hit by the train to die. That's the second time
Damn how did I
I
Just give it get absolutely
I
Don't even get up the fucking thing. I got a cursor on my screen. I can't it's a very disturbing
How do you what is going on?
How do you even punch it's got to beat my dick why are we playing with random online player?
I'm here to see
Fantastic fantastic. Oh, I'm alive
Why was there two trains back in fact that makes no check
What? Every other day, they're like all minutes together and that was two seconds.
I don't feel good about the investment into any of these games thus far.
Thank God it was zero.
She's not happy, Peter, not happy.
I just wanted to say thank you for giving me this fucking round.
Me dying! Me dying!
Huh?
How do you grab me?
Huh?
How do you grab me?
Okay, me and Panda are getting rid of gimmick. We did a Mafia deal and I used to do the Lucent.
You let me go!
Am I going down you coming down with me?
Let me go!
Let me go! Let me go gimmick!
I don't get no!
Dude, I don't know why they beat each other to download this game. It's ass.
How do I, how do I?
Hold on, I just might have something to do it.
I just might have something to do it actually.
I'm being nice shit. It's all gone. It's not working. I've been oh
No, oh you turn to the water with the ocean ocean
It's not over to the family
I can't climb I can't climb
Oh, we're thinking we're thinking we're thinking no
Oh
We knocked them out. Yeah, that pin is good. It's definitely a fun game
I hate that my curses
This game, yeah, I want to get rid of this mouse of his feet
I'm using some portals windows. It'll work. I'm a switch of a switch be back. Oh
Oh, you can't pause the game literally doesn't have a pause screen. No, it doesn't
Just thought with the games over. Oh
God she got you by one again. No, it does. No, it doesn't come here
It was it's coming
This guy's about to push me off. I mean literally it doesn't work. There is no point of this
oh you guys why don't we kill them there's no there's no for us no there's
only full screened windowed oh my god I'm on the way model mr. he'd be my no
I'm not sure what's going on.
Oh, well, he lost me.
Not that I don't like camera angle.
Is there like a oh.
Oh, that's how you do it.
You cheated.
You cheated.
That's how you do it.
Cheater, cheater, boogie eater.
Oh, this is this level.
I've seen this level before.
What's that game called?
Playing with people online.
I don't know how to play.
And I don't even know how to bring myself up.
Help me.
Help me kill this guy.
Help me kill this guy.
I'll be right there.
I'll be right there.
I don't know how to.
I got you.
I got you.
There you go.
There you go.
You're welcome.
I'm going out.
Don't worry.
I'm coming out of here.
Come here.
Come here.
I'm coming out of here.
It's only worked
No, we have you too. Oh, yeah, you need some help as well. Okay. He's about as well. Why don't I actually
Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit
One yeah, man. Fuck you
These guys are good these guys are good
Why don't we kill them? No, I want to kill you
I
Think I can use
Holy crap, I'm a master this game you can headbutt somehow I should probably look that up oh my god another clean knockout
Quintuple knockout
How are you climbing? How do you climb? I'm holding space. I'm using my left left button.
Oh, shoot.
You hold space to climb. Hold on. Let's kill Pino.
B is deep. B is deep.
B is thick.
Got him. He's knocked out.
Push him up. Push him up. Push him up.
I was kicked.
I was kicked. I got kicked.
Don't let me be his ass.
Be his ass.
He's this.
He's ass.
I got kicked from the end.
I got kicked from the end.
Go for it. Go for it.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
I kicked him out of there.
Why did you kick him out?
I don't like him out.
It said I was AFK.
I was hiding and literally I'm hiding
and I kicked him out of there.
He's going to he's going to throw me.
He's going to throw me.
I got you.
I'm going to go.
Yeah
We got the baby we have the right thing you did the right thing not in the game anymore. Good luck everybody
We did the right thing, all right, let's go play follow runners
All right, no, uh, by the way
Okay
That one game you were saying it might be six players is six players. Someone's having a screen is six players
We double you should have been back. Oh, oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's actually six
It's not scary.
I didn't get scared.
It's not scary.
Oh my god, my wifi.
I didn't get scared once.
Let me tell you something.
Let me tell you something.
The game is very good.
Very good.
It's not scary to science.
You didn't scare your papa here?
You care your papa here?
You care your papa here?
My stream is crashing.
I'm not scared.
It's not scary.
It's honestly, if I can be honest, it's made.
Thank you for being honest.
Made by babies.
I just, oh my God, he's doing it.
Oh, it's another one of those baby games.
I just, you know, like a miniature baby conference room
at a baby development, game development company.
Yeah, but the game development company is ran by babies
And the CEO is a baby and the investors are also babies and they run on not Amazon
Similar service to Amazon that is not AWS
We do you want to start on night eight out of 13 from our last one or do we have a time? Yes? Yes? Yes? Yes? Yes?
Okay, okay. Yeah, we don't we all know how to play. Okay. Okay. Yeah. Yeah, I'm trying to beat this game
I don't know how to play it. Let's beat this shit. Let's beat this shit
All right, we need you to do the big standout meld by the gas pump and shoot everybody you see
wait
I was pissing his pants. Yeah, we do wait wait wait quick question quick question John you have a
a wife and kids and you're 35 and we're and you stand and you're scared of a
$5 video game. What is that about? I'm 29 crazy, but everything else is true. What
is that about? That's my question. That's my question. Yeah, let's carry
Well successful. Thank you. Thank you.
Thank you.
Oh.
Oh.
What do you I do be a password?
Which one am I the dog that slightly smaller dog?
Famous cat or hard to say what every hard desires here.
I'm in the I'm going to invite you boys one for gimmick one for Hibibi one for John.
He's a boy so you go hop on in hop on in.
29 going on dad.
Whoa.
going on dad. Whoa. Is it? Is it? I just. Yeah. I just. Oh yeah. Honestly, John, it's
already open. Mike, it's already over about. Oh, it's wrapping up. I got it. I got it.
Open Mike. Yeah. Yeah, you will not be able to speak to your chat set often because it's
open bike you know what I'm gonna speak to my chat I'm actually gonna read them
more yeah you know what I'm gonna do I'm gonna read twice much he I think he
doesn't read chat to me go to chat tonight
John is so sexy oh yeah I got a good one John I got a good one
I got going. Yeah. Yeah. Thank you. I want out of 34,995. That's crazy that you guys can listen to this, but you have a problem with T in constant TTS that it's a problem, but you guys can play and do an echo and yell all of you at the same time.
I don't read my chat once. Why would I want to read it twice?
Yeah, how much how much you how much you how much you shut up bed. How about that?
Listen here. Yeah, I'm gonna feed you. Yeah, how are you talking me like that?
I'm gonna give you a halal shawarma
Hello, hello, hello shawarma. That's very hard. I'm
No, it's not do not lay eyes on my short. Ah, that's very hard. I'm now. I'm just gonna feed you
the shawarma feeling me a scurra is very
haram it is not haram it is very halal
no I would know it is very halal it is
not port it is not halal it is not
halal it is haram you don't know anything
about you know nothing about haram and
halal and shawarma we got John Halal
over here thinking he knows everything. Let me tell you something. That is very
hard. John, hello. It's a different. What was the one that was open?
Mike gimmick. No, it's just that we didn't do push to me. Or do you make it's talking
two miles away from his bike? I what? Oh, it's probably wrong in the
Okay, fine.
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
I am going.
I
You definitely not
You mean the a-bosh yes, yeah, I can hear you back. Yeah, we can hear you
I can you you yeah
Out of the store
He opens the mayonnaise before he buys it and spends on his nipples and starts sliding around the floor
He's already on his fifth time this week. I told you that in confidence sir
We run a fine establishment here without the likes of you
They might do
Oh, dude, again, dude, again, dude, again.
Shit.
Come on, come on, come on.
Hey, hey, hey.
Who cares?
I'll just go.
I'll just go.
I'll just go.
You can only sit down here.
Go get him.
He has a spending my money.
Shut up.
He's not haram.
He has a what is that haram?
Oh, what you're doing right now is extremely haram.
No, it is not haram.
You're bad.
Bad balls.
Yeah, haram is, buddy.
Watch these wits.
I'll press that.
Oh, do head, do head.
Oh.
Oh.
Sweet.
Here we go.
Here we go.
I'm the king of this convenience to waste.
We're out of money, Todd.
You got us more money, Mr. Little Rom.
No word delays, expecting guys.
I'll get a couple.
What is this game called? Shit, it's midnight.
There's no word delays.
Try it, guys. I think we got enough money.
We got more money.
I think we can gamble again, you guys.
I hardly know her.
Hold on where's giving cat is your dad?
By the way, he said he's actually gonna read his chat today compared to like every other day where I think I think that's what he's
I'm gonna read my chat with hoping Mike. You guys are gonna suffer
You guys are gonna suffer. Yes, okay?
Everyone read their chat with open mics. Hi
Right now
Can I read your chat?
Yeah, you can read my chat.
You can read my chat.
You can read my chat.
Let me pick a comment from your chat.
Hold on.
Let me pull it.
I'll read his Ligma Nutsack.
He's so sexy and smart.
Unlike him.
That's actually a real talent.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Guys, oh, no, I'm so sorry.
I can't meet the game.
And you guys have to hear all the chats I read.
Oh, my God.
No.
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh my god, no.
Yo, Pax is supposed to get clean.
He's trying to get rid of the fog.
This is such a bad situation, guys.
I'm gonna get your gifted for you.
Oh god.
Keen, its nuts are so big.
Your chest's kinda sick.
John is fat.
A BB is very not nice.
Oh.
That sucks.
That sucks.
I had to read that aloud, too.
Oh god.
What do I do?
This is a liability clown show.
This is a liability clown show.
Where's this liability clown show?
I thought I came here for good streaming content and adult games like Tarkov.
Where's this liability clown show?
Is this a liability clown show?
Kool-Aid's instant.
Mr. Peanut Man, please wish my wife Alicia J. A happy 30th birthday, but also curse her
140 plus.
Happy birthday, Alicia J. Happy birthday!
Happy birthday to you.
No, you have to read this side right here right right by the way
Shit
Everyone read this
Oh, hello, Sheriff.
Wait, wait, wait.
Go ahead of the car.
Go ahead of the car.
I'll handle the guy.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay, Assistant.
Right at yourselves.
Oh, hello, Sheriff.
Oh, welcome in, Sheriff.
I'm Sheriff.
Come off.
Come off.
Come off.
Sheriff, we have enhanced our convenience store amenities for customers.
Please allow my assistant here to jerk you off.
It is one of the many five things
that our establishment separates us from our competition.
Sales quitin'.
Sales quitin'.
I'm joking you off, literally.
I'm sure you've heard about the calendar killer by now.
He's no joke, stay alert tonight.
And let the state help out,
but between the two serial killers
after the police force has spent two days.
I gotta stay out there and protect the part on,
but Stacy's right, all right.
Okay.
Make sure this guy who's he is, so he says he is.
Roaches have been spotted crawling out of the vents
around the store, they negatively affect the store rating.
Use a mop to squash them.
John!
What?
I need you to go kill cockroaches with a mop.
All right, I think we're clear on your boss.
I don't know what I need to do, I don't know.
Around the vents, in the store.
I see you're the sheriff, do you?
He isn't his uniform, he's wearing glasses.
Okay, he's the real deal, guys. He is no doppelganger.
He is no skid walker.
He is no skid walker. We're good. We're good.
Have a good day, sheriff. Have a good day.
I'm being asked.
Oh, yep.
There's something going on in the van.
Oh, that's just my meatloaf that I don't ask, please.
I'm not Mr. Red.
Who's got the gun?
Who's got the gun?
I've got a gun?
Oh, yeah, you might want to come.
Well, hold on. It just may be a lady with a face disease.
Let me check if she's a doppelganger.
Hold on.
Oh, is it ground beef disease or what?
Beth Callaghan.
Hey!
Oh, he's stealing! He's stealing!
come back oh you're not the killer
you're not the killer
she occupies you're not feeling it
I don't have a job and I don't see how that affects your doppelganger interrogation
but you do you
scar on her left cheek
you got it you got a little
a little something there
Little lotion
Little lotion every now and then on a routinely basis. I'll go away quick. That'll fade away
Yeah, guys, I have no evidence that this person is a doppelganger except for that her face is made of brains
Is that enough to be doppelganger
yeah yeah I said go on a limb go out on a limb and just shoot her
limb at first let me take her money have a good name and
SHI-
GUNSHOT
God, yeah
There weren't more, you're working!
What?
Oh my god
Oh wait, I thought it was push-to-talk
Push-to-talk isn't working, huh?
No, you tell me about your job, Mike
Hmm...
Whoops
Wait
Oh!
Hello, sir
David Kennedy
Oh!
Yeah, I know what your relative's
Yeah, I'm done
Hopped up
He did not do good in that car with the sniper rifle.
Haha, watch it, just like Uncle John.
Sorry, tax accountant, specifically, okay?
Alright?
Oh, oh, oh!
I'm often in business at times.
Oh, he's healing, he's healing!
God!
No, no, no, not him!
Oh shit, it's not him!
Oh, sorry.
No, don't kill her!
God!
I got a rat, I got a rat, I got a rat!
Put him on the ground, put him on the fucking ground!
Put the rat on the fucking ground!
Good work guys! Good work guys!
No, he's just a guy in doppelganger.
He talking about a chance to be your Mr. Kennedy.
Mmm, that's not suspicious.
That's not suspicious.
Wait, what did you just say to that last time?
I'm traveling from home.
I'm traveling home from work for the E-Way.
What, Greg? Good.
I don't know.
It's just like a bunch of it outside.
This guy has too little information. I kind of looks I feel like it looks bad on our business
These guys good right
Cat ears
Oh, wait, fuck.
Ah!
Wow!
Come back when you got some ghoul!
Oh, okay.
Back, back, back, back, back, excuse me, hot guy!
Uh, there's, uh, what this guy here.
Look at my hat, look at my head.
Oh, I'm slain!
Oh!
Evening shitty rounds will break these fucking behaviors.
Nice!
Oh, oh!
I'm watching this guy!
Oh, he's a thief, he's a thief!
Fucking kill him, fucking kill him!
Well, got the item back.
All right, let's see what's going on here keep our greens
You really a train conductor sharing
Let's drive around town usually the afternoon ships with trains don't drive around town. Do they they go in one straight line?
Is that weird?
I know. Sorry, brother, you're welcome.
Trains don't do traffic at Congress.
Where's the Congress?
I'm starting to think he's like a trade, like one of the ones in the middle of the street, like in Brent.
You know what I mean? Where traffic does apply.
And you can't do traffic.
Like in Seattle, where they're just on the, on the, yeah.
That's a trolley. Yeah, trolley and train are the same thing though, right? Yeah, that's just the train. Yeah
I don't see how that's a problem you guys
This is gray hair gray hair
I
Don't know guys. I don't know is that suspicious for a train conductor to complain about traffic
Is it like train traffic like I think he's good. I think he's good. He's good on trains. Yeah
That can't be right I
I don't know you guys kill him or do we let him go
oh my god she just killed him she's just diarrhea everywhere
Oh, let's get to work, John.
What do you think it would be? Can you look at him?
I think he's good, man.
I mean, he's driving trains. He looks like a train guy.
Look at him.
I don't think he's a train guy.
That's a pretty standard train guy.
That's a pretty standard train guy, yeah.
Sorry, John. You got a shipment coming in.
What he did to myself? He already bagged it.
I had a left out.
Yeah, that guy's good. That guy's good. That guy's...
That guy passed.
Don't forget about the car.
There's rats everywhere.
The rats killed the rats.
I got him! I got him!
Fucking murder him.
I got you. I got you. I got you.
Real estate agent. That checks out
Where's gold jewelry? She does.
Who's our cockroach guy? Where are they?
I just see a couple
I'm not
I don't even think that's real
What is ghastly?
I think it's a regular lady too
I don't think it's any wrong with this lady at all
I think so. Let her go. Let her go. Let her get her treat.
Have a good day ma'am. Have a good day.
Have a good day ma'am.
Have a good day.
Oh, welcome in welcome in
Gotta go outside
Yeah, I think we might go
They're trapped by the door and super non suspicious state. It's been a suspicious
not suspicious
You look
All right
Okay, something's weird here
Mother stuff to this ladies offering me candy, and I just met her this ain't no Donna
Kill it do I smash her head in I'm not gonna lie
You just say the oh
She floating what the hell John
put it back put it back listen you see the word you see the word
wait this lady doesn't have a picture killer fucking murder
good call good call that's good call a couple stars down we might go a
couple stars down oh she was definitely a doppelganger guys she's only three
fucking years old and she looked 90 look what did that one do
relax a little baby oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear what
what are you guys doing how you know my check down for what I was eating I was
What are you guys eating? What did you guys do?
What?
We're fucking dead!
Get the guns boys!
Fucking no!
What?
Oh...
Oh...
Wish I got a game.
Quick game, quick game.
Oh, I'm wasting my heals.
I
Guys I'm getting word that you always take their money and then we kill them out of that words
Oh, I didn't change that.
I felt like it worked for sure.
It doesn't work.
Oh, what the fuck?
Oh, shit! Oh my god!
Oh my god!
You got this boys come on
What the hell are you doing here with you?
Peanut.
What?
Look up.
Listen.
Stop coming.
Why is he coming?
I'm gonna come.
I'm gonna come and hit that.
Something in this van is gonna be coming.
You should run, but you should go!
SON OF A BITCH!
If I didn't want to hear you cry!
Oh no.
Stop!
Hold it!
Oh, hold nothing back.
I'm on fire!
The BBs are out, the BBs are in me!
Easy.
Get one, boys! Get one!
What? Why are you killing everyone?
Yeah, baby
Parking a dog for me pussy hell reviving
I
Don't
Know we got clean up. Yeah, yeah, boss
Well, how do we get rid of these cockroach you have to smash with the mob
Well you were why that lady diary and everywhere. Oh my gosh
What the hell
That is so rude
So much clean it up, you know
He's going Diary on people's walls.
Yeah, yeah.
The hell?
I said I'd do the bunch boys.
Good work, good work, good work, good work today, gentlemen.
That was a good shift.
I
Like that was
There's better than shotgun, I guess.
Before you learn to walk, you learn to walk.
Better than shotgun.
Before you learn to walk, you learn to call a soldier.
Yeah, start making out for me.
Get in the bus.
Take out from my amusement.
Kiss each other.
Kiss each other.
We got it.
Kiss each other.
Spit on him.
Spit on him instead.
Good work boys, good work!
All the work, work!
That was a good day!
That was a good day, I think.
Oh, man, I had money.
That's brutal.
Don't do this, dude.
We just let the...
How did you know if you were stealing stuff the whole time?
Well, no, no, no, no.
But they're all doppelgangers.
Yeah, only doppelgangers steal, I think.
We only get penalized for doppelgangers that check out.
How the heck did we leave four?
I'll tell you, I think we'll all know on this next list.
I don't think you're allowed to check them out and then kill them.
I don't know.
Let me see.
Well, Dr. Mingus, one more detail, Dr. Mingus is medical bill.
Oh, Jeremy, Jeremy, my sweet Jeremy.
Um.
We know the way the train guy was not a train guy
That's crazy
No, okay. All right, so the first doppelganger was not my phone that was a BB out the car
Second one was a we're not supposed to fucking read the newspaper
These guys were all
Oh
David and Keith were both doppelgangers. How we possibly know that was okay. I kind of get the train one
I kind of get the train. Well, you got Keith because there's three
Well, no listen listen. No, no, no David claimed his twin sisters at home and the newspaper on the notice board displayed in the obituary
That's crazy. Yeah
Where you've been an obituary. Oh my god, that's how you supposed to know that
Oh, the real one is a train conductor, but this one believes he's a bus driver. Oh, well
well if somebody had said something if somebody had told me that trains are different the
drawlies that would really help. Thanks for nothing. Thanks for nothing guys. So you know
you just you think you can count on a fella and you just and you can't count on me. You
But there's always tomorrow. There's always tomorrow guys always tomorrow guys and that's on me. Yeah. Yeah, I forget I forgive
I forgive. I'm an easy forgiver an easy forgiver
Easy easy for you. Sorry boss. Oh
Accept accept. Oh, let's proceed. Let's proceed. Let's proceed
All right, new night, no on the counter, brand new night, brand new note, on a brand new
counter.
All right, there it is.
New permanent doppel detection hardware.
This is the anomaly lens.
it to inspect customers if the screen reveals any anomalies or differences from reality.
Customer is a doppelganger. You are recommended to briefly scan every customer with the anomaly
lens.
I don't know if that makes sense.
Um, surely.
Okay.
Makes sense.
That makes sense.
Are you saying, are you saying that we all need to read this note?
Like all of us need to read it?
of where not just three of us all four ten dollars
I
Speed us fit
Hey
If I'm with it. Oh
Fuck me ten dollars
All right gang, is everybody with the note
Oh
Good guess
Long day, I didn't realize it was this late. Oh my god
Hey a jack-o-box music bass has recently been spotted in the area.
That is a doppelganger if I've ever seen one in my life.
Do not allow the song to finish three times.
Oh shit!
Wait, I've forgotten.
Can we check them out and then shoot them?
We can.
We killed the grandma with no pictures.
No pics, we can check them out, right?
I'll give this up for you.
I'll make this clean.
I think we can.
I don't want to do that over here.
Not anymore.
OK, OK, not anymore.
This is an official warning.
The Jack-of-the-box music box has recently
been spotted near the embassy.
If you see it, rewind the music box immediately.
Do not allow the song to finish three times.
Oh, you got it.
Sorry, ma'am.
This item is no longer in stock.
Let me explain.
She doesn't have a registration.
She doesn't have one.
What's that guy?
The car's the spot.
Check out doesn't really check out though. Hey, what's the license plate? What's the license plate? Oh
Okay
Oh, there's a dwarf on a motorcycle. Get him! Get him! Get him!
Get him! Get him! Get him!
He's too fast! He's too fast!
Get that knob! Get that knob!
He's too fast!
Get that knob!
Got him!
Holy crap, sorry to keep you waiting sheriff. Good to see you again. Good to see you again. Nice to meet you
Since things are but sinister things are
Sinister thing I said this is either a doppelganger or the sheriff has dementia
I just cleaned up.
Oh my God.
We're doing good. We're doing good.
I got it. I got it. Give me.
You're a special guy.
You're not going to make that. You're not going to make the store wet?
No, no, no. It's getting kind of pulverization.
You're gonna wet the ceiling.
Hey buddy, look who you working hard, love that energy.
Take five, take five.
Okay, let's get this guy out.
Daniel Flores.
I'm ready, I'm ready to smash him in the face.
Elementary school gym teacher.
Yep, I get to pump kids up every day, best job in the world.
Always smiling.
Okay, alright, he's smiling, yeah.
Lined in the lap time.
Is it like that next time?
I'm ready. No, I'm ready. You just say the word. I'm ready. You say the word you say the word
Little paraphrase it wouldn't hurt. Please you say the word
You say the word
Don't see them any whoop. You just let me know. No, no, no, I think this guy might not be a doppelganger. I don't know
I see suspicious
I don't see these suspicious doppelganger wise
Guys, I know that thing he said was kind of weird, but we only look for doppelganger crimes. That's it says specifically
the game show.
Um, um, wrong eye, no, that's his left eye.
This is left eye, that's his left eye.
right there as his left eye is blind.
Can I kill him boss?
No! This guy's good to go!
BAM!
Oh! Boss is coming! Boss is coming!
Rise and shine, Knucklehead! It's the boss!
Hope you're enjoying another peaceful normal night because apparently the store is now
allergic to peaceful normal nights. I'd say in response to this warped roaches feeling
out of the business, he's EGV, you know the drill, clear a map and I'll give you your
damn bonus. What are you waiting for?
What are you doing?
I'll kill him, I'll clear the map!
Guys, everybody on this team, everybody on this team!
We need bombs, we need bombs, everybody grab the bombs, quick, quick!
Josh is standing around, Josh is standing around doing nothing, he's standing around!
I need to kill him!
Oh shit, he's on the slide now.
There's no way it's over
Oh my god we got it we don't have to get them all
Oh, oh, yeah, nice. We're a gag.
A lot of smuts out here. Let's not be cleaned up. I'm here seeing a lot of smut
Get in, boys, lock, get in.
There's a lot of schmutz out here that's not being cleaned up
and is pissing me off.
Get out of here, baby.
Get in, lock.
I'm fine, impact grenades.
What?
Oh, you're doing well, thank you, sir.
Thank you, I hope you're doing well, sir.
You're watching Extreme Cards for my son.
He's really into baseball.
Something's off about that.
Evan Walker, you say, huh?
There's his son of yours.
There's a couple grenades at your feet there, Pete.
He has a son, he's alive.
He's about six years old.
That's like seven, six out.
That's six out.
Good on the skin.
Good on the shamp, on the shamp.
Probably the Fendash is so much bigger than this guy.
Nobody wants your names?
Nobody's a fan of your names?
I've never seen pretty normal.
This guy's seen pretty normal.
Fuck this stuff.
Oh fuck me.
Oh my god.
I
This day and a
Guys that guy was good to go that was not a doppelganger we go the wrong guy
You took three quarters of my house the grenade
Oh my god
Yeah, it was an accidental grenade drop.
I was trying to give you guys the mouse.
It was an accident.
They were throwing things up.
You wouldn't believe it.
That was not a grenade.
Let's see here.
I'm a sergeant.
I've got to lead a bunch of assholes.
Why don't they come by and give you a hard time?
Let me see, oh my gosh, she's got some kind of, she's got, wait, yeah, honestly, wait,
let's ask her about her feet, oh, never mind, let me know when to drop this grenade boss,
somebody, wait, hold on, every time I click close and limbs, it says the same thing, the
close or what's bulky, not me, I promise, I click on limbs, she says the close or what's
Bokee got me. I promise
Should I throw this grenade at her?
Yeah, I'm ready with the grenade as well. He's got I don't know. I think it's just
Now he's just a regular person
Yeah
Double drink is one good man good a man!
Oh man!
Oh man!
Oh man!
Oh man!
Oh man!
Oh man!
Yes!
When will you stop being so cute and hot and handsome?
Never!
Can you wish my wife a happy birthday but not a nice approve?
Uh-uh!
Happy birthday Emily!
Hope it's a great birthday!
Happy birthday Emily!
Happy birthday Emily!
Oh!
Happy birthday Emily!
Happy birthday Emily!
Happy birthday Emily!
Happy birthday Emily!
You're being very rude.
Come on.
It's not me.
It's not me.
Please.
I do like to be a little bit
Yeah, I'm good that was literally
No money no money the customers, you know what let's just kill both of you
I
We go they can't do any damage for the ground just it just slipped out of my hand
The ideas for something I can give my twin sister her name is Mia and she's getting married
You got me
Baby, can you see bleeding on the floor? It's ridiculous
We look up this can
Me I have it harm a car bleeding all over the place. She's live. She's alive. He's live
That's good. I have it hard a customer
He's unemployed
often keeps a hair in a bun is that is that a butter or a ponytail always wears
her blue necklace not twins differ days
Really?
I think it's gonna be two.
I think it's gonna be four.
I think it's gonna bleed out.
John, I hope.
Hmm.
I think you look strong.
Hmm.
You look happy.
How do I get the punishment for you killing everybody?
I didn't kill anybody.
Wait, guys.
T-meeting, T-meeting, T-meeting, T-meeting.
I mean, guys can twins have different birthdays?
No.
No, unless one's delivered at 11.59 and the other one comes out at midnight.
But that's extremely rare.
Excellent.
Also, I think it can...
Well, it's a difference of two years.
Well, no.
What the fuck?
No!
why did you kill me you killed the customer I didn't kill anyone Habibi
did twice oh sorry that's I was getting shot at I don't think that's true
No, no, I was being...
Die!
He did good here today.
He did the right thing.
He did the right thing here today.
The right thing here today.
P!
That was...
Now you're talking...
PIT ME UP!
YOU'RE GONNA NEED TO HELP!
I don't know...
You killed a bunch of customers.
That's not gonna help us pick you up.
They were the mentors.
They were the mentors
Hey guys. Oh my god. Wait guys. We really have to do the defense. We won. We got everything right
Oh, the people you must kill must have killed the right
Well, no, no, no, that's not true. Wait, no, no, I they still
I'm Bob proof
Oh
Oh, that's Eric. Oh Eric. Oh Eric. Oh, he's not oh it's all good. He's not he's not he's not
Why get onto the bus to be me do not let him be me up let him crawl to the bus
It's a shame come on over let him crawl to the bus in shame. All right. Good word team
game. Yeah, that was the first time I haven't had to have to face. I know. I know. It was
the first time we've never fucked up except for when we killed humans. And how many get
punished for being realistically killed? Oh, uh, one human was that's it. I don't know
which one human. Oh, but it was 750 on some video. Maybe the 750 pop. You never know.
I check between us.
Oh, Dr. Dingus is back.
What happens if you don't pay the bill?
Mr. Dingus, fall you die.
Canada dies.
Yeah, well, we just go about our business living a meaningless life.
I guess.
What kind of fucking medicine are we giving them that they'd never get better?
Probably poop medicine.
There's no killing humans at random.
We gotta make sure we get it right.
Okay?
I listen, I'm the reason why we won that
without fighting the enemy.
Just really just answered your question.
The two people you killed were literally 750 each.
Literally the two people that have maybe killed them.
Oh, we were right about the twin thing.
We were right about the twin thing.
We were right about the twin thing.
Yeah, we were right about the twin thing.
Yep, we're right up to it.
We're right, twins are born two years apart.
Oh guys, guys, guys, seriously, we can't kill 80 humans.
We can't actually kill a human, y'all okay?
Seriously, you're right, you can't go.
You can't go, you can't go.
Oh my God, I still have the scanner.
It used to be, it used to be some type of natural occurrence.
Oh, Mr. Dingus, Mr. Dingus.
Hee hee hee, Mr. Dingus, Mr. Dingus.
What is how, dude?
Hello, Mr. D. D.
That's my goose.
Hold on a minute.
Hold on. Do you have unlimited eye bags?
I think John Kidd death is happening.
I
Don't have a gun
Okay, right see with me see with me
Yeah, we all
Missing dog we're limo Brown Labrador what?
Guillermo remember Guillermo yellow caller $50 call if you have any info
Okay, wait 555 9 8 3 2 3 3
Okay, I was just all let me know that we're on the search
All right
Oh
There's a dog here
You just noticed
Hey you guys
There's a bunch of Eric's out back
There's a bunch of Eric's and I mean a July
Yeah extra Eric's today
Oh
As everybody read he's a paper on the wall the back
Yes, yes, I have yep. Have you read it John except for the man with the dog
And by the way, that's Terry back there. That was Terry is amigos
I don't know.
Oh, oh.
Ready yourselves, boys?
Ready yourselves?
Confessional, professional.
Oh, is the car outside?
You got that. You got that. I'm gonna hit it.
Let me know. Let me know.
Oh, there, ma'am.
As you may have noticed from the rain,
a blood moon will occur tonight.
For those unaware, a blood moon signifies
that an entity attack is guaranteed tonight.
The means of action with doppelganger
I
I'll show you how to do it boss.
Yeah!
I'll clean that up.
Thanks boss.
That was great.
I'm going to go and get your boss.
John, is that your dog?
Named dog?
Yeah.
Go on now man.
That's your beautiful name.
Thank you. Thank you. Oh my God, give me, let me, hold on, let me see that tongue again.
Oh, incredible, incredible, incredible. Hey, baby, come over here, baby. Yeah.
What, what, it's just 10 nights, 10 nights for me to be home.
Oh, good evening on a bit for nine, I hope.
Let's just look.
You just keep open the doors.
Look at the other direction.
Anita Barma.
You guys are trying to look towards each other, but you're leaning back.
Lawyer, mostly corporate, sometimes shim will depend on who's gang.
After that, bags enterize.
There you go, some bags.
Here, dyed in dark red.
Oh, yeah, that's how you do it.
That's a quick scan.
Oh my god.
What do you guys think?
I'm thinking she's pretty normal.
What do you guys think?
Definitely.
What about the blood on her shirt?
I think that's pretty normal.
It could be just tomato sauce.
It could be just tomato sauce, yeah.
I
Got everything cool everything good
Killing every single customer that comes in which is double-ganger. There's blood all over her clothes
Are you sure?
Yes, I also wired their stacks of tablets. Whoa. He said hello boss. I buy this one item
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Hold on. Hold on.
Where's he? Okay. Where's he? Is that the robber? Is it?
I got you. I got him for her boys. Yeah.
He said, Hello, boss. I buy one item.
He said, Hello, boss, I buy this one, please. He could just
not have egresses his first leg wings.
So
for me to say about him, he about paying you. That guy's paying
you.
Yeah, what about paying you?
English grammar is a small problem. I knew it! I knew it!
Well, wouldn't he have said English?
He's got the Harry Potter scar. Not English.
He didn't say English. So...
Problem number one. Wow.
Callus hands? What?
Is his hands Callus?
I think we let this racist play with us.
What? They look pretty Callus, I guess.
He should four-hands car
You look pretty normal me boys
Yeah, dude, let's pan you go
Yeah, I think this guy's good. I think he's got good. Let's see if he has reason to let can you go
I'm just saying you guys know my reason already. Oh, yeah, we scared him. We said he's fine. He's fine
As this scanner ever helped
Stacks of scanners behind us. Oh, just use me more. Oh my god. She's hot. She's hot. She's hot. Oh my god. Hi
Oh
It's the no, it's the no scan this lady scan this lady scan this lady
Oh
Mm-hmm. We guys I think we should have went into the lady come up to the counter to account it
Readies my I mean I please purchase these five alcohol beverages this evening. All right, that's
I
Can't solve this is a 13 year old boy or an 89 year old lady
That's life
That's not you.
You're taking it off.
It can work.
God, I'm not always that.
She's a fucking liar.
This is what he is.
That's not...
Oh, yeah.
That's not you.
Um...
Guys, can somebody take a look at this ID?
See if that matches up.
Hey, Marcus, what up, dude?
That's our boy, Marcus, right there.
She's so proud of him.
Oh, fuck, Scott, fuck, Scott.
You gotta clear the meat.
I can't shade him.
You know you are kind.
Come into forest.
Oh, it must be Terry
Guys, Terry needs us in the forest
Why game?
Let's go
Gary
Terry he's taking a bubble bath
Oh, we got all you piss me off that
That's our boss Terry. He just needs a little help
Terry just needs a little help guys
This could do to it this could add a link
I
Don't see you more fucking some p
Do I see you more buckets of
You can usually with it one more book in a
Yeah
What your fighters bugging some piss man
She would see more bugging some kids. Oh, see we got customers
Really
Wait wait guys, I don't think we should find buckets. I think it was supposed to take that bucket to the barrel
Yeah, yeah, I already grabbed the barrel. We gotta find another barrel of pee.
Hold on, I saw another barrel of pee.
It's back over here.
Is that the barrel of pee?
It is the barrel of pee.
Oh, this pee.
It serves you the law. Out of the law.
You dumped the pee.
Let's get Terry back, huh? Let's get our boy Terry back.
Terry, back in place!
Come on back, Mr. Terry!
Terry, thank you. Born, thank you.
Oh, why is it the hell?
Is Terry gonna miss the night shift or not?
Because this is his third absence this month.
I'm not covering for that again.
Yeah!
I'm telling the police.
As long as there's these kind of things, there's a limit to these kind of things.
It's not right.
Oh
Wait a second
Wait a minute, uh hold on a second. We were up to bring
Back for further investigation
You're an asshole. You're an asshole, God.
You're an asshole. You're an asshole.
Oh, shit. Oh, Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ.
We have a lot of parts here.
Alright, lock it in, boys. Lock it in.
Look at that!
Where's that gun, Jack?
I don't know.
What the shit up?
Okay, who set this trap here?
Who set this trap right here?
Well, it's also unlocked later.
Later, we have him, right?
Oh, yeah, it locks in.
We gotta hide for the first part.
Oh my god, I forgot to put that trap there.
I'm taking this trap with me.
Let me get it, let me get it.
Close the door John! What are you doing?
I'm going for the God you're going for the God you're going for the God you're going
Anybody wants a hose down and
Well, I can use another hose down I walked out the blood rate again
Stake by, Stake by, son, I feel like, uh...
I feel like I cleaned that part before.
I don't think you could come into work with it.
How was your clean when you had it on out?
I'm gonna get you back to the corner, I need you to get back to the entrance, you...
I don't need to be afraid here!
Do we have recreational shoes? What's the hell?
I wasn't shooting nobody!
I didn't do anything!
Ah, that's a beauty cheater.
That's a beauty cheater.
I'm thinking, I'm thinking.
Staying out of it. I was just trying to stay out of it.
I see how he did. See how he did, boys.
We only made a hundred.
That's because you guys keep killing the PUSTIMANTS!
Oh my god!
It's our worst night ever!
You know what, John?
We are...
...Gib?
Oh no, John and Havini do not get guns anymore.
My 80 weapons!
We need to keep him back!
I was one time!
You've killed more than I have!
Me?
Yeah!
This is my job!
Yeah!
You've killed three innocent ones, I've killed one!
No, but not on purpose!
Mine wasn't either, he was one of them.
Actually, I don't think I have killed any innocent ones.
Actually, I don't think I have.
Yeah, you did the first round.
$250 surgery, oh my god.
I don't have that much, I got a hundred and thirty-four.
Dude, you guys killed two humans that round.
Okay, I'm telling you, Anita.
Well, how come they were worth 45?
Like, are those other humans worth less?
They were worth 750 a pot?
Wait, how is Hao Chen not...
How is Hao Chen?
He literally, his ID was a black man!
He uses a fake ID, but searching him in the data interviews, he's just trying to buy alcohol.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
He killed a child.
Okay, we need a shot on Ken.
I need to just have a blood on our suit.
Guys, I thought it could have been cleaner size.
You guys have that one.
You gotta really inspect them.
You gotta make a lot of money this round.
Dr. Digges's funds will be too low and I think it'll play play in the game
And we're so close to the end boys. We're so close here. We're really they tap their teeth
He got this one good round lock it lock it. We got time. I need one good round. Oh
Perfect round
Well, every reason to do is he is darkness a blackout hit the east side just after midnight last night cruise
Hope you missed a part two days. He's the powers out. Maybe a little bit of camera will fix it
Oh, that was a bad one. That was a bad one. Oh
My god
Hey boss. Oh
Back inside back inside we go back in time we go on our own accord because we want to
Did everyone read
Shared spins it's shared spins
I
Guess we got an email from management you drop you feel that
Rising activity and troublemakers in the area these are humans that will come in and find any way to annoy other customers
Unfortunately, since they're humans
You may only deal non lethal damage to them for example throwing toilet paper
Okay
He's gonna be shot with the sound.
What if we soak him?
Maybe he should put the water hose.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Why don't we hose him?
Maybe he filled up the sounds and stuff.
Occupation receptionist.
I had to pick up a job thanks to the divorce.
Thanks to the divorce?
Hold on.
Evening to stocking up for my two little ones.
We hold on
You're buying a can of soup to a Lula sauce and two toilet paper rolls
Two kids is that enough?
Yeah, it doesn't seem right
Hmm, it doesn't seem right. I wait. I figured out why we don't have any money
Why yeah, have you been spending all of it on a session is buying
This is a sunglasses display.
He hasn't even been consulting.
If my goose dies because of your need to get
Gumball machines and sunglass huts, I swear to God I'll be beat.
Uh, listen, I've kept our fucking establishment at a full five stars.
This seems like she has.
Five stars.
And it sounds like you guys are talking shit.
Who cares?
This was probably her ex-husband.
Are you telling me we don't need this sign that says no legs and no arms because no service?
That's a kid. That's another kid.
Hey, brown eyes, okay?
Oh, that's right.
Got them from me. Okay, she's got brown eyes.
She's going in the back.
Hey, her kids check out. Let me see.
Very short hair.
Very short hair, okay.
Okay. Mother of two. Wait a minute. I got she's stealing stuff over there. Leo and Ben.
Does he have the name of the kids? Leo and Ben? Yeah. Check's out. Okay. I think we're
good to go. Hey, we're good to go. Right? Is it me, CDB? Is it me, so do it? Yo, it's
best to check this lady out. Get that money, money, money. Hey, you man. Hello, I've got
life that when I woke up you were still working rock-on-men up to go to the
point this game is just a little scared of yours and you got here
all right she's gonna go she's gonna go there's a father's dog what you call it
I'll be yo yo yo I'll be here this column oh hey this guy hey this guy hey this
guy hey this guy in the aisle
Uhhh...
Don't leave, what?
There's not even a customer here.
Wait, no!
Guys, we can't use lethal force to step by, I just beat you up.
I wasn't lethal, that was just an ouchy.
Wait, what?
It's ouchy, it's ouchy.
Okay, this guy seems to be...
I'm getting out of here, don't worry.
Wait, who's sleeping?
We got the fucking homeless person.
The homeless person, spit on him!
Get out of here!
What the hell is going on here?
This guy looks suspicious.
He has no eyes.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
On his ID, he has one eye.
Did he lose the other eye?
He said I looked Jack.
No, no, no, no.
He said both eyes are done.
He said I looked Jack.
I've got a fresh perspective.
Oh, he's a doppelganger.
He's a doppelganger.
That's what he said last time.
Die!
Oh
She's annoyed she's annoyed
I got it, I got it, I got it!
Good work!
What is that?!
What is going on around here?!
Dadder!
This is a respectful establishment, Sheriff!
No, Jack!
What the hell?
Hello, Sheriff. Sorry, Mr. Ethan Boss. You need to keep you waiting.
here. Rejection. Owner of East Midnight Laundromat.
Smells of detergent.
Hey.
It seems fine.
I
Long night had the laundry bat running till real late
Wait, I think everything seems fine with this guy. Oh, yes. Yeah, yes
Nice guy, just got your guys
Yeah, he's good. He's good. He's good. He's good. Let him off. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. No, no, no, no, no, no, no
Jack them off
Guys guys guys guys guys guys. Wait. Do not do not do not let them go. Hold on. I'm saying one thing
What a blackout hit the east side just after midnight last night
And this guy runs a laundromat on the east side
Specifically a midnight laundromat meaning midnight would be a time when it's open
I
Thank goodness dick Merck's is in play
Getting his anus pegged by an emu I love you peanut fuck the Mercs
Really does not like mr. Merck
I don't know. What's up, sir?
What's that sound? Is it power
levels or something? I don't know.
This guy's gone. Um, he did
night out. He looked like you
could use a dress. Oh, what the
hell? Hit him. Hit him. Hit
him. Don't break dancing.
Like you'd use a drink. I don't know if she's flirting with me. Maybe maybe maybe she's thinks I'm thirsty like I need to stay hydrated
Tasha land
Like ship bartender that you guys is only it's peaceful after midnight
Often a makeup
I
Why isn't she at work? It's a
It's a night ship
What is that sound?
The phone's ringing.
Oh my god, hey, you guys? Hey, you guys?
Huh?
It could just be a day off.
Hey, you guys, someone open this door?
Can't a bitch take a day off.
Oh, so sorry.
Oh, so sorry.
Thanks, thanks.
Cheers, cheers, cheers.
Sorry, sorry.
Sorry, sorry.
I'm gonna kill the man.
You wanna make sure everybody saves?
You wanna make sure everyone saves?
um guys guys guys give me a question what is he doing what the hell is going on
I have a quick question for you this lady said she works at night shift
it is nighttime right now is that worthy enough to kill her okay okay okay okay
I think so
Okay, okay, okay, I think you did the right thing. I think you did
What to do about the corpse in the bathroom we
Drop them off, right? Oh there we go from job
And, uh, ma'am, the register is over here, ma'am.
Do you guys want to, you don't want to?
See here, Stale's assistant.
Okay.
Hey, my idiot boyfriend left me at the club.
Um.
I
Mean
Yeah, I think she's fine. I don't really see a reason
Check her out let her go get the money
Still figuring that out
I think she's good
Hmm. Scan her feed.
Oh shit. Get her out of here. See, don't lose this customer.
Oh my god. Hit him. Hit him. Hit him. Hit him.
Ma'am, I'm gonna need you to take off your shoes. We're about to need ya'll.
Y'all, you might do a quick sniff-cat down these ladies' feet.
I hate her.
All right.
You three to go.
All right.
Okay.
We're doing good.
We're doing good.
We're doing good.
Oh, hold on now.
Hold on now.
This seems to be gimmick aisle 2.
Some type of sex freak.
I'm going to see him.
Let's check him out.
He's being sort of a good looking.
That's lame.
I'll watch.
I'll watch while he's scrubbed.
I'll watch you scrub, John.
Perfect, perfect.
Hold on now.
He's being turned around.
This is doggy cake.
His ID is fake, and he also thinks I may be gay.
Those are the two things I know about him so far.
It's just cool.
Okay.
I'm getting that too.
I think we have to kill this guy.
He doesn't have a real idea.
Pretty sure.
Good move.
That was a good move.
get this group out of here get this group out of here
i can't handle this it'll kill him
all right get this group all out of here get this group all out of here
real wet since you a child side thank you thank you
okay you thought okay this guy is sweaty mr. Krabs is gonna go sweaty again
end if we don't sleep together right now okay I'm gonna have to do it hey hold
on let me see let me see the world will end if we don't sleep together right
now I'm gonna have to go back man have you seen this power plant operator
Gilbert I can take care of you overweight can you change if he's
overweight
it looks pretty slim to me listen this is beauty okay it's not the middle
please don't die area everywhere body positivity big scan positivity hmm I
I think this guy made his B.M.
He's dirty dirty lady.
I think he's a greasy guy.
You may not like it, but that's what peak male performance looks like pal.
Why don't we let him go?
Yeah, we let him go.
Please don't let him come back.
Let me hold him down a little.
Now hold him down a bit. That guy's sweating.
Wait, we did it.
Guys, we won. We did it.
Really?
Don't mind the dead body of the bathroom.
Oh damn!
We're getting good at this game!
Oh!
We're getting good at this game!
Oh my god dude, Jeremy's gonna get hit!
Jeremy's gonna get his medical treatment!
Oh!
Okay.
Wait, human killed?
Oh, oh, hold on.
Uh-oh.
Hold on now.
Wait a minute.
Hold on now.
let's see let's see let's see oh my god it's 250 dollars for the next surgery
guys we only have a hundred ninety nine fifty one shit yeah we got two days two
days to make okay okay okay okay we gotta lock in though we gotta lock in
um wait hold on why are we killing Tasha oh that was good that was good she
works at night shift and it was nine times we killed her okay yeah that's
crazy no no it's not it's not crazy at all we are working a night shift we are
working a night shift yeah but we wouldn't leave the night shift work to
go somewhere and tell someone that we're working the night shift
Oh
Okay, you get to say about that. All right. All right. We're doing good lock it in lock it in what day are we on?
Is it day 12 or day 11?
We got this guy's we need to get around to get around to good rounds lock it in lock it in
Do you mind talking to so much?
Big game will quickly get up first things first
Let's get another there's really missing for 10 dollars in that times county fair was successful. I'm a strong turnout
Oh wait take a look at who he's gonna come in 100% we have to we have to fuck him
Hey who's the guy who's the guy who's the guy who's the guy
Thanks John. Thanks watch. Oh yeah do you bail? Call the chef tonight
convention to visit the store tomorrow mr. dingus will live a long life but you
cannot is that it no no that's not it wait wait you cannot afford surgery can
you call the chef tonight convention to visit the store tomorrow mr. dingus will
live a long life you guys I think it was coming no no no try to kill the sheriff
No we can't- Oh! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Oh, it's George Sheeting! George Sheeting!
FUCKING DOOOOOOOM!
What was that?
He was a human.
The- Oh, somebody's trying to kill the sheriff.
He was a human.
He's trying to kill the sheriff.
Oh.
Strong stance.
Let me check again. He looks older in the pit.
Yeah, I know. Yeah, I know. That's not him.
Now, God, that guy looks much older.
Do you need to get a purchase with this?
Okay. All right. I think we're good here, God.
I think this guy's...
This person?
Hey, this guy's chilling.
I think this guy's a real guy.
I think we're good. Right? Right, we're good.
Okay.
Yeah.
Oh, no, yes, yeah.
Oh, yeah, he's done. He's done. He's done.
All right. Have a good day, sir. Have a good day, sir.
Oh wait, we should have looked up his brother. Wait, hold on. Wait, what was that guy's name again?
God. Uh, $12 of gas, gimmick. How do we remember it? The plates at the front, she said.
We got
GJ oh
He's a brother-in-law. Oh
Thank God, oh, thank God. Oh
You guys hearing what I'm here. I'm not hearing anything now
Oh, yeah.
Hey, gimmick, this does not look like a medium.
Comic book store owner.
OK, all right, that's cool.
Let's go.
Large tattoo of the nest to the left arm.
OK, very nice.
OK, go ahead.
OK, because makeup ever heard of a makeup virgin?
Hell, please.
fire
Okay, so he's good to go
It's a Mia. It's that ladies twin a
Mamma Mia, Mamma Mia
Mama Mia
I'd say he's good. Yeah, he's gonna go right. He's gonna go. I
Trust you
We'll ask about her sister. Oh, yeah, good to get it. Good to get it.
Oh, yeah, we know, you know, she wasn't twins. Remember? She wasn't twins. She's good. She's good. She's good. She's good. Remember? She wasn't twins.
Oh, Mr. John, Mr. John, where'd you get that cool mask from?
I want it.
You want it? Is there any gambling money left?
Yeah, that's right.
give a good look
oh yeah there it is there it is there's the money there's the money wait a
minute let me check the process more as C grave army veteran World War II back
than the enemy world uniform made killing him simpler.
Hmm.
Full-it-grade scar on his left ear.
I think that's...
Wait, hold on.
Wait, do...
Do ear...
Do ear...
injuries from World War II require bandages and still produce blood?
I
Yeah, yeah
How long ago it's World War two though in this in this country still pretty long
He was born in 1925. I say the word. No, they said the word it
No, I said net you said I was harboring something came in rifles raised. I held the stairwell and caught lead for
I
Cut in the same 643 never saw reason to change
I don't know wait pictures a different picture
but yeah wait in this picture you guys have a bandage on the day guys I think
yeah I think this guy's an imposter and it's a doppelganger all right
I think we fucked up.
What?
I think we fucked up.
Oh, what the fuck?
What the fuck?
I told you that was happening!
They're sick, huh?
They're sick, huh?
I just had to kill all the guys.
I can't go home.
I'm low family, I'm low family.
I killed them.
You hit ugly me.
I know I love you.
I just came from a date with my husband.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Are you looking at me?
Man, look at the groceries you're buying.
Who goes to the gas station convenience store
after a date there?
Mm.
Red, red, red.
Hey!
Hey!
They are, hey.
These are grocery.
Mayor de Villa.
Tax accountant.
Left eye smaller than the right eye.
More under left eye.
That was that.
What happened?
You scared her off!
John!
What?
Hey, that!
What is that?
That's not a custom!
That was a loyal paid customer!
I'm gonna make literally no money today.
Jeremy's dead.
Jeremy's literally dead.
Who's Jeremy?
My dad.
Wait.
Oh my God, guys.
Her husband was the missing guy.
Yeah, you're welcome.
No, that means he's a doppelganger.
He could have had dinner with him if she's fucking missing.
Oh, baby.
Oh my god, John actually is blue and oh my goodness
He's a double dingle
He's got some supplies for my 38th birthday big one you go
Okay, all right, wait hold on
We did the right thing gang we did
Jesus
I
Well John what the doppelganger go so we're fun. Oh look at that
Let them go I hate them and you let them go fuck you John
I don't know how to pull with those bots, I don't know how to pull with those.
I
Boarded up both doors
Where the hell right here, right here
Also, it's called a bathroom and communist fuck
Oh shit, oh shit, let me in!
You sick fuck!
Welcome in!
Welcome in!
You sick fuck!
Uh, hey, you got a lasagna behind you guys!
Get him, I'm coming!
Get him, I'm coming!
I'm not putting up to water!
Oh
You should've been trapped, trapped!
You should have been trapped in order to kill as one!
De-cha-cha! De-cha-cha!
Get up, get up, I can't fake it.
I guess I'll pick it up, pick it up!
I...
I just can't fake it!
Oh my god!
I know. Everybody look away at the same guy.
3..2..1..
Look away!
Oh!
So, I...
I'm gonna set it up again!
Set it up again!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
We put it right under, we put it right under.
No, no, no.
Alright, three, two, one, look away!
Oh, there we go!
There we go!
Good work, D.
my shit. Oh yeah that's why I paid you big bucks, boss. What about the guy that went
missing? We never did anything. Oh we know that was a lady in red. Lady in red, lady
in red all right let's all leave you sure baby mr. I don't know any big other
back in time
Yeah, that's right, baby. That's right.
Oh, gee.
There we go.
There's something to shit.
I'm chewing at what else, too.
Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
We got to call the sheriff. We got to call the sheriff.
Okay.
No, I'm in a monkey trap.
We don't have to do a peanut memory yet.
We're dumpster boys.
You have to call the sheriff. It was part of the
Wait wait, no wait, we lose we go to the bus. Yeah
Complete oh good work team. Oh my god. Oh my god. I'm a 9 12 out of 13 boys last night last night
You went on I'm at I'm at 236
See we need a big money
We need a big money
I'll be right
I killed a man claim that if you call the sheriff and have him visit the store tomorrow
Mr. Dinkins the surgery cost will be covered because I don't call don't call I say don't call
You sure?
It's too suspicious to call Clyde
Called Clyde dude. We should have called Clyde guys reply should have called Clyde. We need to make $14. We only need to make $14
Jeremy has killed the most civilians in the world!
I've judged 14 times 4, which is...
If Jeremy dies, I'm blaming Habibi!
I got 100 bucks!
Habibi has killed the most civilians in the world!
Okay, this guy apparently was a human.
We did bad.
Yeah, we did, uh...
The lady I got saved from...
No point for causing any money if you let a doppleganger go.
It's just the boss is different to the one shown in her ID photo
How did we not notice that?
I'm going to shop
She's he we do she guys are not taking a shot
Now I'm gonna take it by myself. Oh
He's gonna make you guys gonna make me take a shot
I
Well, I'm waiting I just took mine
All right, wait, what's been lucky it last night was the last night look at it. Look at it
Today marks 45 years since the untimely suicide of the great celebrated
Mayor Bill Dotson remembered for his selfishness the love he showed throughout his time in
office.
That looks suspiciously like the murderer they've been warning us about the entire time
he's been playing the game.
As well as the guy that keeps showing up on the roof of the building and the bus when
Oh
I knew had oh, yeah, oh there it is there it is there it is
Oh
Okay
We got customers!
There's a hood again outside, there's a hood again!
I got him, I got him, I got him!
Customers have begun to leave without paying if they wait too long for service.
Customers have more patience if the store rating is high, if a doppelganger's patient
runs empty it will alert the entity.
Wait, what?
Okay, she, she, she, oh, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, okay, hold on, okay, okay,
we gotta start skating faster, please officer, officer, please officer, she has set up a
Um
One two three four five six, okay, there wasn't a fat pig in the way
I'm seeing seven. Yeah, I've seen I'm seeing seven. I've seen seven
Oh
Um, I think I think we're good. I think we're good, right? I think
Oh wait, we're just getting impatient.
Hey we got him, we got him, we got him, we got him.
We got him here, we got him here.
What the hell is going on?
This place is puking all over our shit.
Get out of here.
The hell?
Oh, we should ask about that outfit.
Oh crap.
Oh no, oh damn it, we should ask about that.
He's dancing, he's dancing, we just scared him.
What the hell is that?
Oh yeah.
Oh, you're just a groovy guy.
We see, we see.
I'm coming, just don't be, I'm coming.
We see, we see, we see.
Tell me.
I'm just gonna take the words out.
Yeah, don't get groovy in our store.
Don't get groovy.
Don't get me, don't get groovy in here.
Fuck, what's the area?
The off-limits groovy zone.
Oh, my God.
What the hell is that, we're just in the hall of shank on the back?
God, God, God, it's back.
God.
Oh no there he is!
No! Oh shit! No! I didn't mean to do that!
I'm so stupid!
I killed him!
No, no, no!
What the hell?
I think I just murdered him.
We're in negative money now!
See? Are you kidding me?
We're getting the weight off my sledgehammer!
Who does that?
Oh, she got it.
I'll have to do something.
Uh, Peter, you killed my four innocent people.
No, I didn't kill anyone.
We've got the gun.
I've got the gun.
OK.
Wait.
Wait, I didn't say he's good.
I didn't say he's good.
OK.
I didn't say he's good.
I didn't say he's good.
OK.
OK.
She wants to get back herself.
Back herself.
OK.
No, yeah.
It's back.
what? we got a car we got a car
we can we can scan scan scan
we're good we're good we're good ok we're good
Have a nice day man
I swear to god mr. Mingus dies
I swear to god
I
Just got a dog
John
This is breaking a part of the state in the dog
You can't just join in I've been
oh my goodness that's on you guys that is but you literally killed the customer
I've been one taping them all night you came and turned the clock sideways on
them that's different I literally haven't killed a single customer I was
I mean because if you shot him before Adam
You shot him yeah, I didn't see you can't shoot the customers you can't kill the guys
You kill like five of them I would I would bet John I'll bet you a thousand bucks. I haven't killed a single customer this round
Well, this round, yeah, it's a bad bet to take.
Oh, wait, okay, let's see.
Land of Roe, art student, art student.
Big shipment, big shipment.
Hail complexion.
And she have that written out.
Maybe we can't spend money.
I don't know.
It's a different money.
Just the same money.
It's not the same money.
Go check the computer.
I will click.
We have to be a clip of me shooting someone or we're killing somebody
Short hair
Okay, I just looks pretty good
Your time is going up you better go fast. I think we're good. I think we're good. I don't know if you see anything weird I could
Um, I don't know
This is obligated, right?
Scan looks good.
Scan looks good.
Scan looks good.
Wait, this is the sheriff.
Says there's no one at the counter.
That's the guy.
That's the guy.
Yeah, the sheriff.
On the poster.
That's the guy on the poster, too.
Dawn?
Who threw that?
Who threw that?
I did not.
Why did you replay with me?
What the hell are you doing?
What the hell are you doing?
You horse girl.
What the hell?
You're such a horse girl.
He's dance lighting.
Everybody just dance lighting.
Stay out of me.
I can't believe that.
You guys.
Oh my god. Guys.
Oh.
Run!
Run, run, run, run, run, run, run.
get out of my way get out of my way
That's the mayor of the diner!
Oh, well, back to work.
Alright, alright.
There we go.
That's good.
Alright, let's go.
Happy Friday, happy Friday.
Happy day at the office, boys.
It's another day.
There's another day in the valley.
blue collar work
I'll be taking pto for that he better not yeah, no no pt of that no no no
No, no, no happens be everywhere. Yeah, that's just over here. That's just a real character on here. Yeah, I don't know
I think it's just happen. Oh
Our bosses got a chill
I
Need dollars we I think we might have it up for mr. Miggits and all of our gooses and dogs. Oh, we and yeah, yeah
I think
Maybe
I killed nobody
Are we done?
Yeah, we're done.
What are you guys doing?
Oh.
Yes, you did.
I've still haven't seen one clip in the town of me killing somebody.
If you've got a clip of me killing somebody, tell me.
Not that last round you did.
Dude, that was the last night.
Did we get enough?
Oh no.
That's a terrible wage.
Oh, I think we got it.
We got it.
We got it.
This is done.
Mr. Giggins is going to be okay.
We need to call Clyde.
We need to call Clyde.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, true ending.
After weeks of desperately scraping together the money, you finally earned enough for Canada's...
Jeremy!
Mr. Dinges! Mr. Dinges is...
Ah, sure.
The openers for initial success.
Yes.
I tried to toss you the still drops by from time to time, bringing a cheaper beer and the older stories you'll never mention while you're solid during the final night at the gas station.
Next, are you making fun of Italian people right now?
Because...
But this is a file as a change from what the post of story model you may continue to play.
I was just immersing myself.
back at the store maybe it would be the game listen mode now we beat the game it
said it's in this mode now we've gone down and beat it oh good word game we've
gone down and beat this game oh Lord have mercy are we playing in this water
know yeah I think I think now that there's no Jeremy's okay I do quit yeah
I
Yeah, yeah, now that mr. Dinges is okay
All right
Killing a guy that round by the way I
Saw you first hand
Give me the clip. Give me the clip.
Well, it's in any clip is welcome.
All clips are welcome. All clips are welcome.
Any clips? Oh, is it a clip?
But should we be any clips? Any clips?
I don't see any clips.
Oh, I'm kind of too busy.
I'm a little too busy to miss this right now.
I'm trying. I'm trying.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Let's quit walkout. Let's do a walkout. Yeah, let's do a walkout. Let's save time protest
We're out of here
All right, buddy, this is where we're walking out of a gas station this isn't a game stop in a protest chill out buddy
All right, let's wait
Let's go. Let's go. I'm going to play you. Um, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You got to use super
water for those fires. Oh my goodness. I'm going back to this one. I don't know how much
longer I'm going to stay on boys. I feel like poop. I don't even know how you're playing
tonight to be honest I'm gonna go ahead and just say good night to both to all
y'all I'm gonna get ready to head out hold up hold up I'm I'm gonna get up
soon you're playing I get off early tonight what if we both hash it out and
we agreed to do a couple rounds of iron bar before we got what about that okay
yeah okay that's fair come around the line bar that way we get up early and
And then everybody gets what they want.
Everybody gets what they want.
That's a great idea.
Beautiful, beautiful.
Great idea.
Great idea.
Yeah.
Yeah.
After that long stream and the minimal sleep I got, and excuse it, whereas I feel like
poop.
I feel like hootie-dootie.
Yeah.
I feel like hootie-dootie.
You're a fucking soldier, buddy.
You're a soldier.
There goes my hero.
Say, that's some great work ethic.
Oh guys
And peanuts show he's easy. He's a great example
To everybody watching. All right, you guys are about to call in sick tomorrow
Just don't
Don't call him sick. Hey chief. I play video games for living. It's not like this. No strangers job
Who do you call when you call in sick as a streamer?
Do you call Dan Clancy?
Call Dan Clancy. You call Dan Clancy.
You call Dan Clancy.
Are we supposed to do that?
Oh, my God.
Oh.
I have to fill out a fucking form.
You say Dan Clancy, I know you're probably busy swiping
through the 400 only fans girls on your Twitch feed,
but I would love if I could have the day out tomorrow.
Please!
Please!
And then he goes, and then what he says back to,
he says, you know what?
Everyone else is getting $500,000
to donate to this water charity I will give $1,000 and you can have the day after.
He says you can have it the day off but tomorrow.
You know what he says, I'll hand over these dang Clancy Tugs. I'm telling you,
what he says I'm gonna get in trouble with these dang Clancy Tugs.
Dude, if I haven't gotten in trouble, you, dude, I had a viral clip of me shitting on
dang Clancy from when I met him at TwitchCon, so if I'm still here, if I'm still here,
Yeah, we're good.
Did you see that one time when Mr. Beast was like,
I think he was like raising money for like water or something or whatever the shit.
And everybody was giving like $500,000 and Dan Clancy.
He was like, I like to pledge $1,000.
Here goes my hero.
Here goes my hero.
What a man he goes.
Add my Dan Clancy. Add my Dan Clancy right there.
That's my Clancy. That's my Clancy. That's my Clancy. This is why we clash!
This is why we clash!
I don't want to do this shit tomorrow.
What?
Dude, watch your mouth.
It's gonna be a bitch.
My bitch, my bitch.
I forgot I'm on this.
I'm trying to push the mute out.
For the first time.
Get the exhaust off.
Oh.
It's better than nothing. Yeah, no, it's still better than nothing. Obviously still give you the cherry
That's very that's very kind of them
It was just it was just funny you because you would see it next to all the other clips of people getting like half a million dollars
Of course, I'm not really. Oh fuck you don't anybody you leave water. Obviously that's a good thing
It was you had to see the video. It was right next to it was like
It's like a it's like a guy doesn't work out going in a bodybuilder competition
Like, you know, good for him for being confident and trying to prove his body.
But it's just in that specific scenario.
Is it there's a stark difference of quite
competing with that?
All right, we do lies.
All right.
But no, lies.
Why am I booted up?
Also, I just have to say, yeah, it is.
It's just a rule of life of being a human that you're always always allowed to shit on the CEO
That's true. That is true any CEO you're allowed to sit on any time. That's so great
Even if they're great except for one of them
except for
except for
Gaben
O'Neill gayman
Gaben from steam separate gayman. That's the only one you're not allowed to sit on
Joey when you're not on shit on Gabon. Yeah, except for gabin. He's a good man. That's a good man, right?
Well, the reason I love shit on him is because he is no man
An angel there's he touched by an angel
That was based off of that was based off of him see that was based off of him
Oh
You're pretty bad
So
You guys should play yeah, yeah, it's perfect for you guys to sit game
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie to you. Yeah, I've had all the items for a while, right in the slot game, but
I think I've been playing like people company and repo and all that stuff for a long long time
Kind of been this the value of yeah, you're doing boys. You're doing Randy Joe to sent Mr.
Nut. Can you wish my fiance the happiest of birthdays? We love watching you together. Biggest hooray
Happy birthday
Happy birthday
I hope it's going to pull it back to collect everything.
All right, we'll see you guys in months.
Yep.
Oh, what happens?
What happens?
Oh, I quick swaps Ruzi on the Hoosie-Doozie.
here we go guide you see swap your titles boys swap your titles
fantastic fantastic right all right how about it boys the one is fine the one
it is fine so you boys a quick advice one for mr. gimmick one for mr. heavy means
supple keep it up keep it up I'm keeping it simple I'm keeping it simple
taste for even this is not a garrison or brass endeavor this is a taste
I
Word word word word word word word word
I got like one or two rounds, and then I gotta
By the way, John, I've not I've still I've seen a single curriculum you guys I defended you
Wow. I said you didn't kill anyone that round.
That's right. That's right. Bam!
Good job! Good thing, Gabby.
Wow.
Gabby said false prophecies.
By the way, guys, I don't know if you played the new Halo or the old Halo of Halo 1,
but if anyone could beat Halo 1 library with all bad schools on, like the ones that punish you,
I will literally I've genuinely seen you as pics of my butthole. Like I will actually like you can if you want to play offline
Like this is working for peanuts butthole. I will give you a piece of my body. It's impossible
I'm doing it. I mean if we get all the skulls
Yeah, all that's all bad. It wasn't help you. I
Thought it was a impossible somebody said it was actually impossible like like it's not ready yet or something
That's that deals not for you guys. That's TLS. I think for me to make that tend to be
whoops it's just me John who made that deal I don't know why you guys think
I can see John is choosing his character John you look sexy that's the one
you look very strong I'm looking down the I see I see don't think it's possible
I see I want to see a video. I
don't
I want to see a video of somebody doing library on legendary with all hard skulls on nothing to help you everything hurts you
I don't think I don't I genuinely as possible. No, I don't know where you're going that
Yeah, I seem dumb
We tried it. It was impossible. It's literally impossible. I'm telling you boys.
I'm looking for, oh, miserable.
If you can get a video of you doing libraries on the New Halo with all the bad schools, none of the golden schools,
I don't know what I'll do. I'll do something. I'll put Jumpy up with a video of Piazza.
I'll say this is the man. This is the big man. This is the guy. This is the dude.
This is the dude. This is the man. I'll put the video up here. I'll play the whole thing.
This is the dude. Well, it'll play to you like five hours. I'm gonna play the whole video.
But I'll play the whole video like five hours or something.
It's impossible. It's impossible. It's impossible. It's too hard.
Yeah, top buggy there. That would be the top buggy there.
I was just gonna say, oh shit, what did I do? What did I do? What did I do?
I think we're doing poker.
I try so hard.
Is this poker or is this the other one?
Alright.
Is this poker?
I think it's round one.
Yeah.
Oh no, it's soccer.
What are you helping?
We're talking games, talking games.
It's a fucking game.
It's a fucking game.
We're not losing like last time.
I'm not losing.
It's a sequel game tonight.
Oh, there it is.
I'm not losing.
It's a sequel game tonight.
Oh, yeah.
Oh.
Yes. Very simple.
Bullets speak truth.
Simple work. Simple work.
John's drunk.
Nobody says that. Nobody says that.
No, I sense that
Box for diamonds what they're bloody whore
You know what they say about
That's what these
Look at...
Old...
You know what, you guys?
What?
What you guys?
What?
What?
What?
What do you think?
I'll go all in.
Oh!
Oh my god!
Nope, not me.
What do you call that?
A cowards bowl, I believe?
Dactyl retreat?
Cowards bowl?
We call them bullies where I'm from.
There's no bullets in here.
See?
Oh, impeccable impeccable.
I hope I will kneel if I'm choosing the view.
Is this, is this, are we, is this, is this, is this, is this, is John just a slut?
Fucking horny little slut. Okay. All right. She's just a dirty whore
Let's be civil all right, let's be
Okay, well if you had the opportunity wouldn't do with you
Beautiful single
It was going on around here
You just call gimmick of pussy do say it's over doing that
You just fold it
Yeah
Techniques
Excellent
That's all the rest work. All the rest all the rest
Yeah
You scared me.
You scared me.
You scared me.
You scared me.
You scared me.
You scared me.
I call. I'll break you down.
3, 4, 5, 6, 7,
Hmm, they don't go out too early.
Oh yeah, let's see what goes on here, gotta make sure.
Alright, alright, alright, alright.
Alright, I just want you guys to know that my hand is incredible.
Right, I feel bad because you guys are stupid and
John's a slut. So I'm I'm gonna fall I thought I'm gonna fall
Nothing what happened to me. I didn't even load this gun and he's gone
Oh, don't you get it those were blacks those were blacks
If the gun powder and horsefowls before I gave you they wouldn't even fire
Okay, back to your genius
Think of a genius. Oh, I'm willing to pay
The second match I
get him a
John you
I feel like John has no idea what day of the week it is right now
I was a good man
He is a cheater
Don't worry guys
Cheater, puk and eat actor
I was cheater
Ha ha ha ha
Oh my shiet
Habibi, wait back up we'll go to the next round
Habibi
Habibi
Habibi, Habibi and stop messing around
Habibi shut up Habibi
There's a game tell you tell that lady fucks for diamonds shut the fuck up
Daddy's just
All right, what's going on right here?
You don't scare me. I scare me. You don't scare me. I scare you.
Holy shit. Wee. Nice. Wee.
And it was like we were in the head of the violence. You gotta have that.
I have a queen.
I have a queen. I have two queens.
I've got three queens.
What?
Yep. Yep.
I ain't new to this game. I can't prove this.
Queens let's see them let's see them I want to see your queens mine want to see
my Queens I want to see your queen yeah I'll show them to you I'll show them to
you pussy mmm I bet you will
Wait. Wait.
The good ol' two pair fight high.
What?! What?!
A-side, motherfucker. A-side.
I have three pairs, though!
I have a whole other pair!
Oh, maybe there's another game where there's such thing as three pairs, but not this one. Adios!
God will save me, Mr. Givick.
This will have no effect on me.
Someday he's sleeping. There he goes. There he goes.
And a lappin'.
And a lappin', boys, and a lappin'.
I had to do it for the ore game, for the intro ore game.
Oh, Lord of Mercy.
The barbeque sauce. The spicy sriracha.
Mr. Peanut
Little something something little dabble doble
Doble dabble
I can't see you got charges type of something
He said
Oh yeah
Oh
I should have baited you along a little more
Oh shit
Unless you got balls
I mean maybe you got balls
You should have played with your fives in the hand
That's what I'm saying
I had three pan
Shit
Gonna be egregious
Oh my god, what did I say? I told you this whole time John is
I know how to play the game!
I just have that towards!
Okay, one of these is a blank.
I specially loaded it.
I see a meatball.
You think God knows no one else who's fucking for diamonds, John?
I see a meatball.
I see a meatball.
I told you.
We're not losing sex with boys. We are not losing sex with locked in it locked
Fuck you, Mr. gimmick we're playing poker game we're playing poker game
And they're not gonna lie I got me this one. I got me this time my last one. I'm gonna rage you had a guy
I got I'm gonna die
How do you think you should not have seen today's terrible decision fuck yourself give me fuck yourself
Yeah, we should still be asleep you should still you shouldn't be just waking up just all too much sent hey, mr.
Hey, finally catching you after yesterday's show. It was funny watching y'all play through a beloved game
Much much love. Thank you my boy. Thank you, but what?
I've loved Hale Abbot's channel to weeeeee be not one of the best fans I've ever
What is the reason why we are all gathered here today?
Come that bear behind mr. John
He's coming for you
He's got a booger on his finger. Oh, he's wiping out your head. Oh my god, he's got a gentle soul
All in
Less I'd worry
What do you have, Mr.
What do you have in your hands?
Show me your cards.
Pocket aces.
Holy shit, he's going to win.
He's going to win.
Oh, I hit the wrong button.
Oh, my God.
Oh my god
Just do I had fucking issues. I'll just know I had fucking issues. No that
Who she boosies
Wow
So
Yeah
Everybody go all in quickly
I'll chase the straight fuck it you're good man
Yeah, baby!
Oh, shit.
Let's do it!
We're at the edge of this Earth for our feet, huh?
Oh, we got it!
We got it!
Oh, my god, it's just, it's easy for me.
It comes easy for me.
Oh, lord, have mercy.
What have you here?
Wow.
So, boys, that's a 100% win rate over here
with the mission.
We're playing one more, we're playing one more, we're playing one more.
I'm not dying on a one bullet full on the first hand of the last game.
I'm not going out like that, I'm not going out like that, I'm not going out like that.
Let's see it, maybe.
Perhaps I have given enough blessings in my life to be blessed in this moment here.
That's not, that's not, that's not what we mean.
Wow, I'm exhilarating round and exhilarating round.
We laugh, we laugh, we cry.
Amazing, amazing.
I mean, I'm getting word that I had a full house.
We fight in full.
Oh, oh my God, you did.
There's a pair on the table of threes.
You had a three and there was another.
Perfect, perfect.
What did you there's a full house beat of straight or is a straight beautiful house full house?
Oh, it's a straight. Yeah
Oh, yeah, very nice very nice
Very nice. Yeah, there's there's a pair of twos and you're doing very nice very nice very nice great to hear
That's great to hear that's great here. That's so good to hear
That's great to hear. Hey all I'm saying
Lock it aces man
Fuck me. That was a knife.
That was a knife.
I died out there.
I'm talking to my voice.
Sorry.
Alright.
What this one was?
What this one was?
Hold.
Now without seeing the problem.
I'm seeing the problem.
Forward fold.
Okay.
I'm the LG?
Yep.
What?
Off the what?
Off the what?
It's been a hell of a game.
No, right?
See you later?
See you later.
Nah, I'm alright man, there's nothing in here.
Hmm, I put a blank in there, it's a joke.
Huh.
He's a good guy, he's a good guy.
I will go.
I will go.
I call.
You don't scare me, I scare me.
I
Faked worse
We are
We are fun. I am going all in
We have pocket issues
Fuck you!
Oh my god, I hit the wrong button!
I hit the wrong button!
Holy shit!
All the fucking aces round two!
What are the chances?
Oh, if I die right here, by the way, I actually fuck all of you.
No, no, no.
If I die right here, fuck all of you a thousand years.
Alright.
All in.
He breaks also a bit.
Do it John John that would be stupid
Yeah, but
Where she pulls them out of them
Not exactly like I wanted to see there
Is
You know John feels about dying
I'm doing word I would have won again
fucking they fucking
Classy man
And I'm laughing you see I rolled him up like a meatball and put him in my spaghetti
I don't know how to play this game
But you shut the fuck up. I also have been trying to think that I don't think he knows what he's doing
He's dead right now. I've seen you go all in multiple times with one pair
You're not even alive!
I said you!
You've been a decayed corpse!
All according to my plan.
C.S.T.S.P.
Now.
If he's losing this one, I know I could smell it.
They've been at me left, I'm worried.
I
Call bullets speak truth
I call as well I call as well
Get out of here
You're not out of here!
Listen, listen. A skilled man doesn't go out on two bullets.
It's all about how you finesse the trigger. You can feel the weight and weapon, you see?
See, you can sit just like that. I'll teach you guys if you want to.
Ace, King, Queen.
You think Mr. No, oh, oh, I'll be I'm just hanging around
No, I'm sorry. I'm solid. I'm solid. I'm good to go buddy. I am good to go Jason
Should I should I keep going 100% you would they say always chase a river always chase river?
All right, what do you think John? I said Jason you got a wrath. I hope you die. Yeah, it's an old friend
I've been doing a quick swap of real quick swap of reals. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh, that is people. That is painful. That is painful.
Okay, um, that is that. Wow. Okay. Okay. Okay. All right. Okay. Is this next card is
what I think it is?
No, it's something else.
What would you want to do, John?
I hate...
Oh, it's not.
Hmm...
You're fucked.
I'm going all in. I'm going all in.
I'm going all in.
You're going all in?
I'm going all in. I'm going all in.
I doubt you're going all in.
I am. Pass in, buddy. Pass in.
Pass in. I'm going all in.
I'll go all in I'll go I'll match you all right
Okay, I mean what do you have fault and default
Yeah
Are you reading chat?
I've got King hi
You got straight
What are you fucking fuck
I thought maybe something like happened something I don't know.
but it doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter because God is about to save you right here.
I've sent chance.
I will not be down here.
There's not even any boards in this guy.
Did you actually see me put the boards in the chamber?
That was a slide-a-hand trick.
Was it-
Yup.
A double reverse slide-a-hand.
Oh, yeah, double triple, good jubilant.
How you doing over there on the floor?
You good?
I feel like you can have anything.
Oh, I'm doing great over here, John. Thanks for asking, boss. How are you?
I'm really good.
That's right here. That's right here.
I call the monster still hungry
Which which other place I don't know. I think it may be comrad walrus
Taking my chances don't do it don't do it because I'll do it
He's got an ace. He's got an ace, 100%.
Yeah, you think so?
I call. You don't scare me. I swear to you.
Oh, come on.
He's not in this too early.
He's not in this too early.
I can't see any of these cards, but this is because of 7 out of 10.
Taking my chances.
Can you, uh, cancel a switch?
No. No, you can't.
Oh, I know.
I switch
Yeah, well, you know
Let's just fucking
Let's just fucking, let's stop fuffin' around, dude, c'mon now.
Yeah, you know what, fuck it, we'll do it live!
Let's stop fuffin' around!
Fuck it!
We're doin' it live!
We're doin' it live!
We're doin' it!
We're doin' it live!
We're fuckin' doin' it live!
Show me.
Show me.
I'll show you.
I'll show you.
I'll show you.
I'll kill you.
Two-fifth.
There.
Yeah, there he is.
Wait, what is that?
Shit.
Chasing?
I thought maybe I'll chase him.
I thought he was a little tiny bittersweet.
No, wait, Ty.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
You may send one.
Oh!
Oh, because your power's the force.
That's right.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's like...
Did no way give it one every game in life.
What? It's like what? I want to get it. It's just his day. It's just he gets a day. You know every panda fox angel has his day.
That's a saying I used to say. That's a saying. My great pet pee.
You should be dead. This is heinous. This is
What?!
What?!
Oh my god, dude.
No way! Look at that!
I should have won this round.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
I'm gonna be, I'm gonna be, I'm gonna be, I'm gonna be, I'm gonna be, I'm gonna be, I'm gonna be right.
Holy shit, there's no way he's gonna see that.
There's no way he's gonna see that.
The devil is sitting across from me.
The hell is that?
of
what's he gonna do
what's he gonna do
what's he gonna do
can you see my cards p
don can you guys see my cards
oh god dude
you're talking to the dead
you're talking to the corpse
pfft
You know what, I was thinking my chances.
I switch.
Switch? Are you not confident?
New cards?
I call the monster...
No, I'm not very confident in my cards.
It's just one of those things, you know what I'm saying?
It's like, oh man, I wish I had better cards.
Oh, it's just like I wish I had better cards, you know what I'm saying?
I'm a call friend.
Oh, excellent idea.
Excellent idea, baby.
Let me just kill you twice.
Let's see if God saves you again.
Let's see if God saves you again.
I hope I've been saying your prayers.
You know what, God?
No, what?
What?
What? What? No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I had a king and an ace and you do this to me.
You don't let me win.
No, no, no.
You don't let me win like a hero.
No, I had a king and an ace.
Oh my God.
Double pair, ace, hike.
I hate that.
I hate any time this.
Oh my God.
I can't believe this.
You fucking coward.
You fucking coward.
You coward.
He's getting hot.
He's heavy.
He's getting wet.
What?
I'm just kidding.
Hold on, I'm just kidding.
What?
What?
Let's get a sp-
Let's get a sp-
Let's get a sp-
Let's get a sp-
Let's get a sp-
Let's get a sp-
Uh, river, possibly.
Wait, how many bullets were in Hibibi's gun that time?
I'm sorry.
So nothing.
So you had nothing.
So you had nothing.
I would've kicked your ass.
How many bullets were in the eye shots?
I had two kings and two races.
I had a two-
Yeah, I got a two-
You had two races and you were chasing the river.
I'm sure.
Yes!
You don't get to put down-
You were chasing-
You had nothing.
One round, one round.
You scared me.
You had nothing.
Lived twice?
Oh, there you go.
Guys, the significance of him living the first gun right before I went to the bathroom
is that every single chamber in that gun was full with bullets.
That's it.
The second one, that was just a 50-50 shot of him living or dying.
That was not that important.
That was not that special.
What the hell?
It was the first gun right before I went to the bathroom.
You got a 20% chance.
You said you're done for dance when there's all eight bullets in it, that's what happened to us.
Are you still on your side? Looks like it ran out for you, Mr. Abuse.
I don't know, I think it ran out for you.
I think I can get three in a row.
I think you got nine in a row.
I
Got give me can you talk to us one time much?
I love these angles seven and two seven
No way you found an exploit
Yeah, that's what we mean
Yeah, I can see your cards. Yeah, I'm not supposed to be able to but I'm sure these are kids sometimes
I
Taking my chances
If you
Swap that wait wait wait wait wait wait what?
He's got the question mark. What did he just swap out a car?
Wait what?
What?
Did you just swap an ASOB for a 10?
Taking my chances.
Yeah?
Just swap an ASOB for a 10.
What are your chances?
I switch.
This guy stupid?
You want the cards on the table?
I'm willing to pay.
Oh, look at him.
Look at him.
Okay, well now I can ask you.
Why the fuck did you just swap an ASOB for a 10?
for a cat
hey hey oh
whoa
what now
what now
i'll be to be honest you actually
have you been gaslighted this whole time you don't know how to
mods are banning people for no reason mods are
banning people for no reason mods are
banning people for no reason
well you don't want to play texas hallbombe
as much as i'd love to believe that
and put a whole investigation
and
And really get to the bottom of it, make sure the mods are acting right.
You are putting that in all gaps.
The entire chat is your chat.
And your name is quite literally Buttfucker3000.
Now if I had to list credible sources, okay?
But fucker three thousand isn't gonna be in the top five and just just how it goes
It's just how it is, okay
No, the mods are gonna get to continue doing whatever they're doing
Just for fun, I'm not low-maging
Pussy like you insistently folding off the block
Oh yeah, he's not gonna like his car, he's gonna fold
Amazing username. Amazing username.
What a time to be alive. What a time to be alive.
My not sounds on stuff. Yeah. Sounds great. Sounds fantastic.
Taking my chances.
Oh, is my mic on?
He's got a king and a jack. We swapped the jack out for a tense.
He's got a king of hearts and a tent of diamonds.
I hope you got something.
Give me cash.
You know what, I'll take 63.
Give me, can you put your cards up for a second?
Oh my god.
Oh, what?
I pocketed it.
Listen, I was let go two times.
These guys, you get God's sake, now they're going to take you.
You actually have pocketed it?
No, I'm not here.
Do that.
Give me, give me, give me, give me your cards, give me your cards.
Woo!
Woo-hoo!
Oh, shit, you actually have pocketed it?
No way?
Oh
There's another guy
Being in my youtube jet and his name is quite literally
Clitsucker eight seven eight
Guys if you're gonna make you want
Thank you for letting me know sir, thank you for letting me know sir. Thank you. Thank you so much for giving me update
I appreciate that
Yeah, what's up? Yeah, what I see you read I see you're readied up mr. Peanut. I think the host always is ready up. Oh
Yeah, but no, well, I
Feel like fucking it's a good man. Yeah
That's a good call. That's a good call
Everybody
Night boys. Hey good games. It was yeah fun time. I'll bite her
Yeah, we learned what games were not to play.
That's right.
And that was as important as games to play.
Yes.
Yeah, yeah.
And we finished the game.
Like we beat a game.
Yeah.
It's good.
And it's about the friends we made along the way.
All right.
You guys have a good night.
It was good playing to you.
It was good playing to you.
Good night.
Good night.
Good night.
Good night.
Good night.
Good night.
Good night.
I know I'm getting off a little bit early tonight, boys.
Those of you guys that weren't here when I said it before,
or weren't there for the Halo stream,
you streamed Halo for 22 hours.
I only slept for like four hours,
and then I hopped on this stream.
You can probably hear my voice.
You can probably hear my voice.
I sound like I've been doing crack for the last 60 years.
So, yeah, it was like 21.
It was quite literally 22.
You son of a bitch.
I'm gonna get some sleep.
I'm gonna get some sleep.
I feel like shit.
I feel like shit.
You guys have a good night gang.
All right, I will see you boys tomorrow.
I don't know what we're doing tomorrow yet,
but we'll figure it out.
We'll figure it out.
We'll wing it.
Honestly, we usually do part of games on Saturday,
but that's what we did tonight.
So, honestly, up in the air.
50-50 coin dots, coin dots.
We'll figure it out.
We'll figure it out.
We'll make it a banger stream. We'll make it a banger. We'll make it a certified banger for sure
We'll make it a bangin. We'll make it a banger. Oh, Mr. Apex and Mr. Stink Drip. What's good, man? Good, uh, man?
Thank you, my boy. Thank you, my boy.
Uh, vagina, black flag, re-sync, please.
You know, I did skip over a lot of the side quests. I don't know. I don't know. We'll figure it out guys. We'll wing it. We'll wing it.
Is that something you guys like?
I don't even know what it's about at all.
I don't even, I've even seen a picture from it.
It could be a board game for all I know.
I have no idea.
I'm seeing mostly yeses, couple it's asses,
and then a few it's meds.
All right.
And that guy is talking about something about,
something all right, something right there, okay.
All right, okay, all right, I will look into it.
I will look into it.
Goodnight everybody, goodnight now, goodnight, sleep tight.
Do not let the bed bugs fuck your ass, gentlemen.
Goodnight now, gay, have a good night everybody,
goodnight now.
Goodnight now, everybody, goodnight now, gay,
have a good one, goodnight everybody.
Goodnight now, everybody, goodnight now, gay,
have a good one, rest up, rest easy now, gay,
goodnight everybody.
good night everybody good night down gang good night now everybody good night
now I've been debating if I'm gonna do the yelling good night I'm not gonna do
it I've decided fuck yourself I can't my thoughts destroyed good night good night
now good night everybody good night now gang have a good night down good night
everybody
I don't know what to do with this game, but I'm not sure what to do with this game.