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I had my PC rushed,
the sizing on the cake.
No, it's not that I decided to come back.
My PC just restarted it on the phone.
Maybe it was, so I'll windows up there or something.
I
Stooped a game
He's not making you look wrong.
Turn that on to the street and then sell it.
We call it the traffic light.
Back again, huh?
Do it now.
Nah, I said no money to the
So far, I'm not gonna go.
Yeah, this train crashed.
My PC crashed, I'm just gonna.
I can see this reset, everything just reset, I can make it back.
and
Oh my god you're such a man
I'm waiting for this deep two money to hit me
I think it's just the same about me.
It's fast, I'm sorry.
You're trying to hide it, it's gonna get funcers.
That's fucking a thing, man.
and I didn't put the senses of eyes
still entering it more
he has an enemy
and he's not there
picking up
You're fucking...
Street hit, I'd rather kill myself.
What does it do?
Dingle dingle the farm.
Oh, we all think that gets hit.
Lampsie think of the time a bunny bunny think of the prime and crumble think of the prime
Well, she's the forbidden
Jolbeite check on
Oh dad, I think
Exquisite
What are you doing? I think you're going to bed. No, I never said I was going to bed
I think you're getting lost and then you know you went a cave for 15 minutes. No, I didn't I never said I was getting off
Not happened
chat
Run the fucking hate
I left and I came back and said I'll be right back
And then my PC crash. Mmm, let's see
setting your back in the PCB, so yeah, I didn't say that on his dream house, me
right.
You will not be able to find that in his in his ward where I set that, but I think so
down.
As a thing, it's probably on pink.
I don't know if I can cut it.
That was real good one more, actually.
Hurry up and come see me.
I do not mind me.
Oh, mini party.
I'm not going to die.
Being quick both clicks at the same time to craft past.
Or to click past.
Yeah, I said it would have might be my last like.
I said I might I might get off.
I know I'm sorry guys.
I go lock in, lock the fucking lock in.
If I see one more stupid message,
Jonah's gonna start landing without saying anything.
Just do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it.
Sick.
That is working.
That is the first victim.
I'm there, we have it.
I don't know what I'm doing.
I love playing with him this.
Bombers in the lobby are in the lobby.
Bombers in Beniz?
Yeah.
Yeah, I don't say that.
Let's go.
Come on, let's go.
Come on.
Come on, come on.
This is fucking scary dude.
On there, on lightning.
On there, on there.
On there.
On the 90.
Mug up!
That's not insane.
No way.
Oh, this guy was just good.
We got to find him.
I'm supposed to get him just kill.
He got him.
He got him.
Okay.
I'm here on that way, by hatching.
There he is, he is killed, come on there.
Look at him.
He's here for the ball, but he's not here.
Hey, close. Are we still doing our body?
Close, okay.
Okay, let's take our first.
I'm still on the right side there.
Like this?
My guy is out of the pit.
He's in the slightest.
Hi guys, good.
I'm out of here.
So like this?
It's in the middle.
I'm gafing and I'm gonna throw up a little bit.
Hey.
Hey.
There it is.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Okay.
Okay.
Oh, my god.
Let's go, let's go.
Let's go, let's go.
Let's go, let's go.
I'm not going to do that.
All right, now now now now the know-do thing.
Not that, but that's she just, he's trying to be a little cooler, he's dealing with
the have at four.
Run.
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Are we assuming we're aggressive?
We're talking about that between two
We're talking about F überall
Hello sir!
Hello?
Hello guy
hello
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why?
Bro, it wasn't any help
your welcoming
YOU BELL UP
Run!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
She's gonna kill me!
No! It's a fucking fucking fucking bitch!
No!
No!
I don't remember this!
This is a fucking bitch!
This is a fucking bitch!
I need a gun!
I need a gun!
You got it?
Yes, I got it.
You got it executed, but you got it.
Oh no.
You even if you get a gun, you can get out.
As well as since it's always since always oh you've free had it no no no no as
you can do it while they're finishing you if your camera pants over and you
interact you can never cancel never I know 100% I did it in November
I did it in November I've done it to people and I've been helping to me it's
I can't get out of here.
It shows me.
And then he's dropping fucking lotus biomass clam.
Yeah, we cares about it.
Yeah, bro, I fucking all have it.
Well, that's the third time that I've got not well-being finished, so at that point, is it luck?
Where am I to go?
it's smoking, power, why didn't you, jitter alert, jitter alert, I can't remember, we're
second wave.
It's your eyes.
On me.
I don't say that, but it's exploding.
Could be coming a second.
I got the grenades.
They don't put in a noor.
Tower?
Bumping.
So three seconds is gone.
Is that the word?
Do you hear them?
Did it at TSA?
Walking over.
Oh, god, god, god, god.
Oh my God, it's warm.
Oh my God, I'm a ghost.
Uh oh my God.
Oh thank God.
Yeah, there's a fucking shredder up here.
Okay.
Now it could be a cheater.
Alright.
Let's try to hack it.
That's a player inside that shirt, I'm sure.
Do you want me to open your bladder?
Uh, the second.
I'm just going to get him.
I'm going to get him.
Bring him the corner.
After he ignites out.
I thought this is it.
I'm almost ready.
He's literally one bullet just at him.
I almost ready.
He's literally one bullet just at him.
I'm going to get him.
There.
Take another.
There.
He's close on this corner.
I repeat, he just did it.
I'm free head off to the camp.
I'm getting a cup of service right now.
There we go. He's jumping up in the middle.
I thought I fought through the parking park.
I'm not going.
I'm not going.
Only in that spot.
I see him, I saw a lot of kills.
I saw my dead shit.
What the fuck is that guy now? Where are you, buddy?
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Oh, the golden papa.
Oh, the golden papa.
Make the old joint the party.
Chief, you finally got him right?
That looped a mess.
Let's go.
Yeah, close to let me know
That should be good
Then I leave you and then I give it close to and then he'll fight
Oh
Open you up
Close you home
He's getting him
At this hour
We're close you guys are tough
He's that guy
Yeah, I close
Yeah, all ready to trigger me. I am there cheating.
I went there cheating.
I don't feel like I'm in trouble.
I'm so useful.
I'm not gonna fucking fool that English speaker.
And secure.
You
Came chicken profiles one guy was probably a buzzed
You don't know
They shot the wall while standing behind and trying to trigger because they thought I was standing in the corner on their side of the wall.
They need to kill us!
What was that?
I don't know, I was shooting!
How do you know?
Oh, wow!
See that even, we called him a cheater?
All right, last one is Blue Shield here.
There we go.
There we go.
There we go.
I must go around here.
Stop right in.
I'll keep going.
Happy day!
Read a check or a bye!
Another virgin of me.
I'm not a scoofing to be a fucking place, I shouldn't dare.
Let's try and go get 30 days in my mail, stop cheating.
That's it, we're fucking fucked in.
Oh
There's people in this as I think you're dead
Let's get away from door
I'm gonna get a new one.
I'm gonna get a new one.
I'm gonna get a new one.
Yeah, the bridge here.
I'm not going to get a new one.
That could really hear like 6 fucking lost in my ear.
Yeah, I was just gonna get your ear to it.
One year?
Not that they might have gotten a little biter.
Definitely can.
I think one of those stuff.
I think that's her own territory.
You know, I just cross Eleanor.
kind of body. I look like they want to jump off of a branch and survive and
and they'd have a couple of after.
I like you, too.
I spit for a minute.
There.
This one, oh another team in the back.
I wonder what they're going to do now?
I'm shooting for this.
Maybe.
Good luck mate.
I look just man-oing.
I'm on strike by 37.
More slide.
Not really me.
How about our cheetahs right now?
Pretty bad.
I mean, at this point there's literally no reason to not take it.
The only people that wouldn't get caught cheating is
I don't know if this is all I would get, I would get caught out of here now.
You can just play the end of your wiring too.
There's no repercussions.
You can cheat.
Almost infinite amount of times on the one's team account.
If you have a invitation
It's going to close in the middle of the city, but it's going to don't
It also don't fall in half of the things and faster backwards
It's the same speed and I'm in the direction
take a look, they could do a lot of things
this is another Harvest city, I don't know how to wait more
I don't dare to, I don't dare to ask her
I dare to ask her
That was a lot guys today.
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that's the stream and draw
I don't know if I could do that
and I never see them play
but that is true though
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as a
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I used to play in Fortnite.
It's a challenge over.
It's a challenge over.
That's it for that place being in a jade, I don't know, well if people and mean they can
squash the beef, then fucking pussy and see if you can too.
I used to have a lot of things in my room.
I don't know.
I'm just going to do it.
Guys, I can work to use a common sense, and stuff's the same thing that we're going to do now.
If not, you go face the car.
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What are you doing Q-Tine?
Why do you look so miserable?
Because I am five.
I thought I thought you died every here.
I would rather not talk about it because it's kind of ruined my ball here.
All right.
Sounds good.
So the raids were good and the last four ones
Five ones I died to stream stepper
Rage hacking stream cyber rich hacker I died to no audio three times and then my stream crashed
So it's like everything put together so it's like a compound of me getting fisted and also
People see that I'm already tilted so they try to raid spate me because they see they can get an easy
Easy max win off of the raid spades
Max is a button, but not the raid spade. That's right, but it's like
It's it's it's insane to get a raid spade off of like nothing, right?
Yeah, like when there's no compound then you know you hit a fucking
Shoot sir, but yeah, if you're kind of cheap if you're
You're rage-bating someone that's already about to break their monitors
But maybe that's just me
you're a better cup. Yeah, all about to. So, I started with two
binators, lost them all, then I got five rows of
binators, and then I recycled them, and now I have two
and a half. If Q and a half, then? Well, I had four
rows when we were out, but then the thing happened.
I show.
Dints.
So.
Wait.
No.
Waiting.
Okay.
These rates are going to be good.
Uh-huh.
We're going to have fun.
We will run into a lot of the gamers.
Uh-huh.
We're getting ready to kill them all because they're all bad and we're better.
I'll even wait.
Since I message you.
Oh, that was like, bro.
I literally message you.
Good.
How do you get that up now?
What do you mean?
That's nothing.
That's food.
Do you mean the half hours?
That's normal.
Wait, no, no.
Wait, no, no, no. You've been up since yesterday at 11. And you went to well 12, but you went to sleep at 11. And then woke up.
I guess I saw that bad.
But yeah, so I went to bed and I woke up at like 10 pm, then I ordered food, and then I brought the food inside, and then I fell asleep before I ate it.
And then I rebook up.
Right, that's the worst, uh, ordering food and then falling asleep, but it's in the fridge.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's pretty bad.
But I totally forgot to eat for like 30 hours.
Did you on the admiral?
No.
I slept.
I'm never taking an arrow in my entire life.
Well, I don't know what I'm talking about.
I'm fucked with you, you know, like appetite.
Yeah, I've never eaten.
Ever taken out of all my entire life ever you probably should though
Bye
I feel like at least from what I know your ADHD is fucked
But I'm not a yeah, I mean no, I mean yet definitely but like think about it
If you think about it, thinking, yeah, I don't really know. You're probably right.
Yeah. No, Pina is not ADHD. Pina is not ADHD. Yeah, Pina is just an idiot.
Yeah, did you know the artwork at QS?
Well, I didn't know. I didn't know.
I ripped on accident today.
Like, I ripped it like 17 times last week.
Like, how is that?
I heard Pina like he was like, oh, when I got your boyped it,
I was like, wait, did I say something about it?
you know, then a lot of peanuts, Chad said, you know, he doesn't say that word, but they're like, you know,
she, yeah, I didn't know it was to us, she, it, I can mean two seconds that I'm going to go.
But has anyone ever gotten banned for a thing that I feel like, no, I feel like it's only
to like the all-gitchery like use that term against someone who I actually has like a mental disability or something
Yeah, I don't really know
I feel like you can care about that word like on
You know like I think you just say way worse
This would I have had to like
Well, it's a much that same as when gold says it
and they hate as many goals so they would just clap him for a bill
yeah two chates and possibly he doesn't play ads in it he like physically like
fucks on the rancher he's a money okay hear me out
I he not came up with a theory that
and I honestly think it might be true you know came up with a theory that
Twitch is running more ads on bigger streamers channels than the big streamer wants and then pockets the money
And then I thought about it and that would make sense like as the gold and peanut and shit like that right
Like what's stopping twitch from just running the ads and then just pocketing the money
Well, I think they do that if you don't run at least three minutes of that's power, right? That's like a known thing that they fuck you
Ready?
Yeah.
So if you don't run at least two minutes of ads, people get pre-rolls.
So when they click on your stream, they instigate it with an ad.
And also you get less of a cut.
If you don't, if you run less than three minutes, I'm pretty sure.
What the fuck?
Fuck, are you ready?
For Naked off?
Yeah, you know, I think you got melted, but also like,
you know, feel sorry for it.
So, maybe he's hopping on the tiffer.
But I told him, fucking 14 hours ago,
well, 12 or something,
that I'm getting off whenever you get on.
And we can plan to tell them, so,
I hear.
Yeah, well, that's my fault, my fault.
I
These
These are going to be probably going to run into a decent amount of emers
I know, I know
I know what you mean, I know
Echo
You know, yes, humans
Get in in in in say the mountains have like set inspection dopamine from saying I know
Hey, being able to say I know to something yeah
Yeah, well, I never say I know but maybe I got to start
Because I don't really know what I didn't think about that, but it's kind of true
It's because it's kind of like you like
Ahhhh
Someone in my chat just said, you should say you're right instead of, I know
to make the other person feel good
What's up with fighting him?
What's up there?
Oh my god, I'm out there
It's about here, I do, right?
I think I see one in front of us. Took the rocks, but it's straight.
I've seen this in my pocket.
It's not with my first game, it's my A&M.
I'm not a tournament, I'm not a cross-eyed man.
I'm the side beam.
but
uh, something's actually gonna take by the way.
You can't get up and head to your office.
Yeah, yeah.
It's spring. I think they're in this tower.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Wait, wait, wait.
These are three people by the way.
Uh,
Good.
Good.
Did you stop there?
Hey, Jaypek.
You're going running?
Yeah, I'm going to start the game.
I can't wait to start the game.
Did we do this?
All right.
One is out here.
There, that one far left.
That one's directed in front of me, south.
Hey, looking protein it.
Yeah, the data's still in front of me, south.
One's down here.
Yeah, this might be stupid
I'm on top of a giga rock, I know
Oh, see anyone
But I'm in a pretty good spot
I think you should take this round. I'll take my bear
I see you on the water towers, but that's not the most interesting, there's still like
Riding.
Yeah, they're riding.
The two of us have to make a quick jump from here.
They're by the bunker.
I haven't shot on that way.
Okay.
What is best night?
Yeah.
I don't know what that was.
I see a team.
Yeah, no.
They've got time to ask for the hit.
You did a faulty month, eh?
We're starting to shoot the spell.
I see another guy running right here, okay?
Oh my god, the song is actually so cute.
Oh, little dude.
Nikolai there, find out the size of passion.
What's running bottom of that bottom of that right here?
Yeah, the rapid call.
Oh, wait, man, that's not me.
Not it.
Okay, I'll make the call.
Watch out.
That's where you get your bomb on the left.
Okay.
If you don't manage, wait, it's right.
I just needed that.
You hit the button, okay.
I'm gonna die.
I'm gonna die.
I'm gonna die.
I'm gonna die.
Clarem.
Oh, we're getting ready for the fucking sniper team.
I'll spray the election. They're coming vehicles.
They're saying hello.
They're saying hostile.
Yeah, I think we're just filming them.
Bye.
Okay, you don't shoot me then!
Okay, don't die, shout us first!
Okay, you don't shoot us!
I'm the whole guy there.
Yeah, I get a good morning!
I'm the whole guy there.
I want to try and make them so bad.
This is good.
No, no, no, no, no.
Just give me a break.
I don't give you a break.
Yeah, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys.
Those assholes.
What are you guys doing?
Guys, guys, guys, guys.
I'm actually good at that, I got two other people with me, they're just hiding, they don't stress their guys out, but I trust you guys
Yeah, you can kill them
I gotta get out of here!
Today is a prank!
The hell!
Will you stop me?!
Uh, come loose em.
I'll show you the fuel the bullets.
Alright, come with me guys, that's it, I like it.
Okay, I'll do that guy, do you move the other thing?
No.
I'm not shooting!
You don't shoot me!
Okay, don't shoot me!
I need to shoot you guys.
Okay, that's it, first effect.
I mean, I was going to go right there in, but then go back and start shooting.
He's looting my buddy.
He's looting my buddy.
He's looting my buddy.
He took a whole packer. I'm not sitting.
Wait.
He's looting my buddy.
I don't have the risk.
I don't have the risk.
I don't have the risk.
I don't have the risk.
I don't have the risk.
You have any shows on me?
Yeah, yeah.
This sucks.
I kept hanging in the building.
The chaos.
That's not right.
I wish I had this gun to mince.
Oh my god.
or a lot of people down here they literally have been to
shameless I have a whole packer I can't say I have a whole
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