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so so. so so.. so.. so. so so.. so. so so. so so.. so Yo! Yo! Oh my God.. Yo, what's up chat?
That's Yamal's goal.
Yeah,
I did.
I saw the clip.
I didn't see it live.
I saw the clip.... Sorry.
That was fun! That'd be fun. What's up chat?
Who do I got, France or Spain?
Obviously Spain bro
Who has France?
If you have France
You don't know ball
If you have France
You don't know ball.
Yeah, block party ticket? Let's go! Apparently it sold out already.
Also apparently its free. How are we making money
on this shit? Nah I'm not gonna lie
I got some insight
into like
how Riot put this together and everything.
They went all out,
and the fact that the tickets are free is crazy.
It's crazy, bro,
because like the venue that they're holding it at
is already fucking sick
and like yeah,
everything they got going on there.
Yeah.
So wait.
Free tickets are crazy The music's too loud? Yeah.
Can you find me out of Europe, rich guy?
Nah, you stay home, bro.
You stay home, big bro.
Alright.
Well, I'll actually wait.
Wait,
we're here.
There's a Reddit thread
about it.
Look.
Tickets are free
I feel like the New York City block party is them testing
the waters for hosting a larger event on the east coast which
I'm begging for hopefully a lot of people show up and
give energy y'all fucking W I'm trying to see what angle I approached this one.
Why am I just a meme lord? I Got nothing to say. I got other than a say, I gotta go to say I can't I can't come up with anything
What do you want from me?
You Thank you. You This guy grabbed the extras bro, but how does it work and you just grab 20 tickets? How does that work?
Demon1 said I don't make the cut for his new team roster.
Bro,
iClearDemon1 a cut for his new team roster, bro. I clear Demon 1.
I'm gonna
make that statement right now, bro.
Let's just say, bro, me and him are not much
different. We're both teamless. We're both streaming
fucking games, and we're both
not competing on stage.
If you really think about it,
we're much more closer to each
other than you think.
Also, arguably my
Ray Satchels are better than his but I'm not cool on my reddit.
I opened it up. What's this?
9 different tarics and 9 different styles
I didn't actually open it, so let's see. What?
Wait, this is insane!
Wait, this is insane.
Who is this guy? What?
What?! This is the coolest thing I've ever seen! What?
This is the coolest thing I've ever seen.
Oh my god!
Oh my god, this is the coolest thing I've ever seen.
Wow. Wow!
Wow!
Wow, this is so
cool. This is so cool. This is so
cool. I don't even know what to say or do.
What the fuck? Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Wait, this person
is insanely talented. Who is
this guy?
Oh my god! Oh my God. The Simpsons one's cracking me up personally.
Dragon Ball Z is crazy!
Oh my god. South Park looks like you exactly?
Wait, it's with my little bro jersey and the necklace I wear
Wait this guy went crazy!
This guy went so crazy, bro.
Oh my god.
This guy went so crazy.
Look at the family guy one, bro!
Oh my god.
Oh my god...
They're all pictures of me, you're right. They are all pictures of me, you are right.
They are all pictures of me in different themes.
Look at me! My forced smile in the Naruto.
Oh my god!
With a sentinels
Headband this is the coolest
Thing I've ever seen
The viper cosplay
It's not AI no
I think he hand drew each of these bro I think he hand drew each of these bro.
I think he hand drew each of these. This is not AI
If it's AI i'll be sad
But I don't think it is bro
I think this guy did this himself
I think this guy totally did it himself
It's too good to be AI
It's too good to be AI
What the fuck is going on here
Why is it uh
What Why is it a...
What?
Damn.
Wow.
Oh, wait!
Okay, wait, there's a Cloud9 cereal bowl.
Wait every picture has lore
This is when I was at the event in um
Which country was that? Was that Brazil?
It might have been- this is Brazil
This is my little bro with the necklace
This is my Viper cosplay
Cloud9 Cereal Bowl
I don't know what the rest of them are
This is just me wearing a white tank top maybe
This is uh
I'm not sure but i don't know oh it was it was istanbul wasn't istanbul maybe it was you
attack on Titans one is the one on your Insta?
Oh my god, the selfie, right?
It's the selfie.
Oh my god. I don't know what the Dragon Ball Z is.
Damn, this is so good.
Like I don't even know what to do with these
like, I wanna pay this guy and like do something with it That's so good. That's so good.
That's so good!
I'm gonna send this to my brother
cause he's a big Rick and Morty fan Get a print of it?
Yo, I should get
A print of this
Yo, Trigon get a print of this.
Yo, TrigonX!
My fucking goat, bro.
Where's this guy's Twitter?
We gotta plug this man, dude.
We gotta find this fucking guy.
TrigonX.
What the fuck is that name of a stock exchange?
Hey!
Where's this guy's Twitter, bro?
Wait.
He made someone else a year ago, Polk Laws.
Wow... he did the same theme for me but different.
Wait this guy is like a fucking mastermind or something He did the same theme for me, but different.
Wait, this guy's like a fucking mastermind or something.
He just does it for the streamers he likes or some shit, I don't know.
How the fuck do I edit titles and shit?
Oh my god, I'm a fucking Reddit noob.
This guy's a fucking Chad bro.
This guy's a fucking Chad.
He has no idea how to use Redditdit even, he's just like me. The South Park one is really good, though.
The South Park one is really good, though.
Oh my god.
Demon won raid?
Demon won, bro bro i was just talking about you so it's funny that you're here
what'd he say yo when are you queuing ranked again? Yo, this guy is blind.
I am blind.
When am I queuing ranked again?
Bro.
You know me bro.
I don't play unless it's on stage buddy.
I only play if it's on stage.
But uh, listen dude, that NRG loss might have been the best thing to happen for your career.
They might not pick you up but they definitely might look in your direction
and sometimes a look is all it takes.
Just a little bit more than a glance
and you might be getting in somewhere.
Are you guys picking up what I'm putting down or nah?
Thank you for the raid, bro.
I appreciate you.
We gotta run it back soon but I play ISO
because your ISO low-key
my ISO's actually cracked, bro. I play ISO, because your ISO lowkey.
My ISO is actually cracked bro.
Your ISO's cracked we missed you demon1
You gotta get back on stage dude
Put the haters to rest.
Is it Yorubane now?
Don't get ahead of yourself.
Bro, this is so good!
Look at this! This is so good.
Yo, is TrigodX in the chat?
I'm on peace out later?
That's it? Demon1 didn't say shit.
He just heard everything I said didn't say shit. Alright just heard everything I said, didn't say shit
All right, I fuck with you. Oh yeah, oh he did say something wake up. I'm just a content creator
It's okay. I'm back on jet. Aight imma peace out later
Bro type is like an iPad kid
that's why I fuck
with him
yo this Yo, this is so good!
This is so good.
Nah I think I print this out and frame it no?
I legit print this out and frame it for sure dude.
Like I have another picture here
that I'm gonna show you guys,
that's really good.. This was given to me at an event.
This shit's fucking sick too.
Look at that. Look how fire that is bro right right but this was given to me at an event.
The tape is not it.
Bro, what?
Bro.
I'm not arts and crafts over here, dude.
What the fuck do you want me to do?
Get a frame?
I don't know how to fucking do that kind of shit, bro.
Nah, nah, nah.
Well, it's nice though.
It's like on the wall but it's probably not that nice.
But bro! What do you want from me dude?
Simple guy over here.
Bro has a single tape holding that shit up.
No, it has three pieces of tape.
But I did just rehang it up with the one because
laziness.
Okay. A friend can go on the wall.
Don't know about that technology.
All right, dude.
Fucking, hey.
Try God X.
We're going to find you one day and we're going to fucking figure out what the fuck we're going to do with this.
You're my fucking goat,
my goat of the day. Little bro and tree sentinel. I didn't think it was that funny. Why is this not funny? Why is funny this
Am I like walking up on a cliff or some shit, or like walking up like I'm the boss It's not funny because it's me.
Hey, why the fuck didn't I just wear some shit like this?
Bro.
Why the fuck didn't I wear some shit like that?
Look at me, bro God damn it, bro
I didn't know this thing existed
I would've just put the fucking swimsuit on.
It was way easier!
What do you mean, I put no effort into it? I put WAY more effort into it!
I bought each individual piece of it. The thing is, it was last minute though.
I literally did it the day before.
So that part was fucked up,
but I put effort.
This is less effort than what I did because he just has a mask in this,
also I have a custom made mask!
But anyway his looks better though
I'm not gonna lie.
Terek roasting C9 for two minutes straight?
Oh fuck.
The first thing I hear is C9 are done for
Wait, okay chat
I'm doing a sponsor stream today in 50 minutes.
Wait, I need to download the game.
Hold on.
Wait, I can't download it yet.
It's being released today, I'm pretty sure.
Should I tell you
guys the name of the game or no?
It's a free to play game but I can't download it.
Add to library. Install.
And install and i'll be playing with summit and
sacriel sacrile. Sacrile, right?
I think that's how you say it.
Sacrile!
That's what I said.
That's my boy!
Have I played with him before?
I may have, I don't know.
Alright should we watch this or no? Have I played with him before? I may have, I don't know.
A 16 year old scored for Spain?
Why do you say a 16 year old scored for Spain bro?
That's fucking Yamal dog yamali 16 year old literally a billion dollar
prospect right there i have the game on my tv, but I haven't watched really.
I saw the score though.
Alright let's watch.
Another...
Another end season choke from top 9.
Ha ha! End season trope from cloud 9 Yo, someone send this to Zeppa please
Wait actually Can we get Zeppa on the call and watch this shit together Wait, actually...
Can we get Zepp on the call and we watch this shit together?
I did go hard on that.
I don't know what happened, bro.
I lost control of my senses, dude.
But for some reason...
The thing is they were playing like shit.
Why did I go so hard on them?
I don't know.
I don't know. If you can hear me, no joke, remove everyone except Oxy.
Start from zero or just with him it's like 4v5 i'm out there and
it's time to make a winning team again but this time you gotta make those plays at this point
i still love you bro going for the one v once i still love you bro. I still love you
Look at me burning bridges and building them back building them backups slowly at the same time
What the fuck everything
i just don't understand how prom 9 convinced us all into thinking they were
a good team.
Yo, it's like I'm doing VOD review at my watch party
This is like I am doing VOD review of my
watch part- you know how as a pro you would go back and watch your games to see like where you fucked up
This is like me going back into my watch parties and seeing where I fucked up
Understand how we were convinced
Oh we were convinced. I'm genuinely confused right now.
I knew these guys were shit!
I don't want to be These guys were shit. Am I hating?
Not hating, bro.
Just saying it how it is.
This is disgusting.
You can't be a top team and lose like this
this is not even competitive dude
I mean NRG are playing insane
but these guys look bad
oh my god
i love my self aware Oh my god. I love myself aware
Fucking, my
20% self-aware side
If anyone clips that and does into the zeppelin no joke we're gonna have
problems because that's my voice though i with zepa more than heavy eyes on the side it's
not his fault it's not his fault that's what I'm trying to say though
You're not the problem
The follow-up to that statement is you're not the answer, which is fucked.
That's fucked bro.
What a problem bro. I love you dog.
But this is bad
man.
It's gonna make it even more difficult for them to really try This is bad, man.
It's going to make it even more difficult for them that really tried to split towards this piece
after me got a smile on the face.
Oxi looking for that place in it.
Am I gonna play about today?
Well my plan was to play one game before
the sponsor stream but at
the pace for moving unless I stop this and go what play a
game right now
no I love will make it oh we got one kill coming through and crashes the most mid
oh my god the off and they're aware of the lurk
it's done for you oxy you might have peaked early in your career bro
it's time to hang it up. Retire. Broke.
Blocks anything, bro.
It's just not for you, dude.
You guys are so fucked. of cloud nine inside this beast in an assistant there's no flashes i guarantee vanity's laughing show me In the first round you get an operator He's got a half smile, half smile
I still think his smokes needed to be on site But what the fuck do i know
I'm just a fucking spectator.
Let me get a pro to confirm that I'm fucking right, because I know I'm right.
I KNOW I'M RIGHT!
You guys might not believe me,
but I know I'm right.
I STAYED UP FOR THIS?! Oh shit... I stayed up for this?
Oh, shit.
Alright.
Alright, W video.
Guess the pro's agent by their action.
Pokeman ignoring Tarek's messages.
That's not me.
Why does this have 13 comments, bro? You
Now you got it was a DM, but you guys are weird for that
Wait do I have the same picture on my discord server
and if you care she responded so now what so now what?
So now what?
I mean, why is that even like a thing though?
Like, why is that even a big deal?
Wait. That's not it. Wait. These guys are wrong. Wait, uh...
That's not it.
These guys are wrong though.
That's not a Discord server bro.
But look at me trying to defend myself.
Bro that was a DM bro!
That was not the discord server bro yeah ibm there bro yeah yeah i'm him bro Bro, I talked to her bro.
I swear.
I swear I talked to her.
Wait, oh I closed it by accident. in it
Send bundle imposter edition. Oh my gosh, we all have same classic. Wait, wait, is that for
pull it out again? Pause.
What? Oh my gosh, dude.
Let's all touch same classics. Everyone put
it in the back. Yeah, same. Wait, is this scripted
or is it real? That's crazy.
We got five. Oh my god, that's actually Wait, is this scripted or real? That's crazy.
Oh my god that's actually insane.
Alright everyone drop your classic and then buy another one all right cypher
all right right now Is this your answer? Guys, guys, guys.
It was actually funny
I'm gonna send this to Sean.
Wait, I sent it to Rob. Rob would love it.
Rob would love this, but I don't know how to send this to him on my phone.
It's alright.
Alright, next.
Alright, by the way, if you you just got here we're doing a sponsor
stream of 40 minutes
for a new game
that just came out
I'm just going to say
the name of the game
it's called Once Human
uh
it'll be my first time
playing it
with uh
Sacrio and Summit
um with uh sacro and summit um
so right now we're just
chilling
yeah
challenge for tarik
how many likes on my tiktok for you to send me a decent gaming PC that can make my dream as a streamer come true?
I'm just trying this out.
Please no hate it.
Chat, how many?
What's like a high number but not too high that he can't get it.
And how will we know if he boughted it though? Is that a thing?
I don't know. If it's a legit 100k, we'll do it.
Like bro is frugal too.
He didn't even say like a crazy game.
He said decent gaming PC.
You know?
I guess the small details there that matter.
Hey Starforge!
Can i go half seas on this or nah?
It's all good,
I'll cover it
Fuck me.
Yo, I'm not gonna lie chat... You see that?
You see that behind the plant, you see that behind the plant hidden in the corner.
That's my PC.
That's one of my PCs back there.
That shit is decoration! Nah, I actually made it! Nah, I actually made it. Nah, my intention is to give
it to my sister but I just haven't gotten around to it.
Nah, but I actually made it.
I got a decked out PC as decoration
in my crib. Bro, this
is the end game. This is the endgame.
I got a PC as a nightstand.
I got a box on that PC right now.
This is endgame.
Someone clip it and send it to Starforge.
Actually don't because they might ask for it back.
Nah, I'm going to use it for sure though, what the fuck?
Obviously it's not gonna sit there forever.
He said now you rich motherfucker
You're not one of us anymore
Derek, I want you to paint
Sure a portrait. Can I send it when its done?
You?! No! I don't wanna see what the fuck you're gonna do
Maybe hold off on that brother
Cause if you are asking
Then that means It's probably a bad
idea bro. Cause this motherfucker
that made this, he didn't ask me
shit. Cause he
knows he got it.
But shit, I mean if you want to try it, you can try bro.
Alright!
Alright let's play that game and fuck it. I mean looks like we're just stalling here but hold on
Well, I want to point out though with the bo Poki thing. I just also realized this.
Hey!
Hey!
W uh...
W fuckin' uh...
Fuckin' uh...
Everyone fuckin'... What's the word here?
White Knight on me, bro. Look at that.
Bro, thanks to those DMs. What a fucking...
Hey! I mean, this guy got cooked,
I'm not gonna lie.
Wait, what? Wait.
Yeah, you guys cooked this shit bro. Hey W bro. W for cooking
that shit. Fuck it. Even though you guys were wrong?
W.
That's when you know you're a real one bro.
Even when you know I'm wrong,
you still gonna back my shit up.
That's how I know you're a real one dude. What the fuck?
Why does this look so weird?
I haven't played on full screen in a while.
I'm going to use
a word from the song
That's a terrible guess though
Womp womp womp womp Fuck it
Not bad.
Elder Ring! Good guess though Slime?
Climb.
It's what it be, buddy. Flood?
Blue. flute
So that it's on blind that a word
Hold on B and the E.
What else can be here?
I think that E's the last letter for sure. Fluke.
No, it's a B though.
Where's the B?
Fuck. EB Where's the B? Fuck, L...
EB. It's E-B
L IEB
LAEB
R no A-E-B. L R No,
L-T
L
Hmm
I think the first letter is B
for sure.
B-L
I B-L-A
It's gotta be U
Fluke
Fluke
Blook Luke...
Am I complicating this? Bloom, is that a word?
I had the right idea though. What the fuck?
Blake?
Is that a word?
Blaine.
It's got to be this. Blair's gotta be this.
Blair, there it is.
There it is.
That took a second but we got it baby.
Oh yeah baby.
Oh yeah baby oh yeah baby oh yeah baby
let's see if we can do this fucking mini
crossword substance used by violin
players
oh it's the little thing the horse thing or the thing they used to fucking clean the strings. No, I don't know the fuckin name of it
Stone Stone?
What is a stone?
One of the world's largest land animals,
familiarly. I don't know what the most largest
oh, largest
land animal
fuck Fuck.
Call a friend, call Maya?
Big animal!
Big animal, big animal, big.
Big giraffe bear.
Uh, lobster? giraffe bear lion no you We're going to come back
To you brother
Trojan War Epic
What?
NBA team that recently Agre agreed to its first trade with the Knicks in over 40 years.
Mavs, right? What did we just get?
Was it the Mavs?
Fuck!
Lyric Poems. Why is it the same answer for two of them, these fuckers?
Well-oiled.
So it's not the Mavs.
It's the...
Petty ill will.
Petty ill will. Petty ill will.
Skip me in a game.
Non-verbal agreement.
Non-verbal agreements. Nod.
Quit.. Fuck, bro.
This is bad.
This is real bad.
This is real bad.
Wait, is something wrong here?
No it's not. Hippo.
Finally!
Okay, we got one. What the fuck's The NBA team
One of the world's that NBA team?
One of the world's largest animals familiar with an H in the second letter.
Okay, we can do this.
A-H T-H. I don't know, man.
I don't fucking know these animals.
Oh, whale? No.
Fucking bitch.
Is it Rossen?
Oh my god, I can't believe
I got that. That's crazy.
Okay wait hold on. I'm actually cooking.
And then this has gotta be like
Raid Road?
Alright like raid road rhino bang we're getting there, baby! Nuts! Bang!
Lyric poems.
No idea.
Petty ill will skip me in a game
I pass
I don't know what the fuck they're talking about here man
Who's a war....
.
.
.
.
.. I don't know. What?
Should I re-chat? I don't know what the fuck they're talking about here.
Lyric poems
This is like an english class term i don't fucking know dude i don't fucking know or some shit like that fucking love big looking ass
i wasn't listening bro i I'm not gonna lie.
We barely made it off the hood.
Odoms?
Otos?
Otas?
Otis?
Illiad, it's gotta be Illiad and this has got to be... SPYTE!
There it is. Let's go.
I don't know what Iliad is, but it hit.
Let's go!
I cooked that!
No, that was a hard one!
I think that was a hard one.
I swear to god I didn't.
I swear on my everything.
Iliad?
Is like... Okay, to me, Iliad is like a
he's a raid boss, no? Or like a god.
I don't know. I have no idea, genuinely.
I swear to God though.
I actually cooked here. This was a hard
one.
You don't know the Iliad?
Of course, I know the Iliad. Everyone knows the Iliad.
You don't know the Odyssey? Of course, I know the Odyssey.
Everyone knows the Odyssey. Bro, I don't think you guys
understand, bro.
I graduated high school. That was cool with cool my teachers I should not have graduated 100%
Don't know how I made it out of there
So when they talk about Iliads and fucking Trojan Wars
Shit
If it happened, it happened to happen bro
if I happen to happen bro
type-shit Type shit.
You also said Will for Land Animal? Nah, but that one I knew I slipped up on. That one
I knew I slipped up on. But that's why I'm playing this game, bro.
This is me studying, dude.
Now I know about the Iliads. Now I know about the Odes. How long is the sponsor portion?
Bro, we're not even there yet.
Can you chill, man?
Next!
Scrub mop...
Shit. Thought I was onto something, eh? Shit
Thought I was onto something, eh?
Thought you were onto something, eh?
Hedge fund
Hedge.
Trimmer?
No.
Tangle, Weed
Shock
I hate this game
Register I hate this game. Register
Record
Journal
Log
That's something.
Chronicle what?
I don't fucking know, doesn't matter.
Mop
Trim
Weed
Tangle?
I don't even know what we're talking about here.
No.
Scrub, mopop. Tangle.
Hog.
Man this game is so hard.
Cheer Shock?
Wait, mop.
Shock.
Scrub.
And weed or hogs? and
weed
or hog
or
tangle
main Tangle.
Main?
Cheer?
I think tangle or hog, hog!
Boy this is wrong order. This was a part of it.
We're fuckin' cooked bro.
We are so fucking cooked here.
This is not possible to beat.
Maze?
Tangle? Weed? I don't know, I got nothing. I give up.
Maze,
Rectangle...
I give up.
Fuck it.
I don't know.
Mess of hair... I don't know what a main is talking about.
Mop, shock, tangle.
I don't know what they're talking about here, dude.
TV shows minus the S.
Scrubs, Weeds, Friends...
I don't know what Cheers is.
Words after Hedge. Wait! I had to read on that but I don't know Hedge maze and hedgehog damn those are Hog?
Damn.
At least I had a read.
Oh, Hedgehog!
Oh yeah, you're right.
Sorry, Hedgehog.
Like Sonic the Hedgehog. Oh yeah you're right sorry hedgehog like Sonic the Hedgehog oh yeah that's true I don't know how to maze though Arnold Hedgemaze
You Now what?
Kevin Vallow, we can't play a game.
I have sponsor stream in 20 minutes,
should we play a Swift Play
or...
I don't know what else
we do.
I haven't played it in a while. Let's play Swift Play, fuck it. I literally haven't logged on Valorant in like 10 years
It feels like Thank you. Wow.
Wow, wow. Thank you. Okay, Swift Player.. Elden Ring?
Sponsor stream, then
Elden Ring.
I got you.
Yeah,
I saw it now.
Death counter.
Why is he playing a swift play?
I'm just doing one swift play.
We missed Valo streams. I'll play Valo again
soon.
The score is still 2-1 of that match?
That's insane.
... you Match found. Am I rooting for Spain or France?
Uh, I mean, I think Spain's gonna win Am I rooting for Spain or France?
I mean, I think Spain's gonna win. Am I rooting for them?
At this point, I'm not rooting for anybody.
Turkey is out bro.
Keep it a full stack with you buddy.
Just take a seat. I got this.
Sponsors, Stream 4 is a new game that just came out today
It's free to play so you're gonna
hear about it soon. 20 minutes.. I think the game came out today. I'm not mistaken.
Little Bros on Phoenix?
Yes, sir.
Yeah, it's called Once Human...... You're not playing Valorant anymore because you are making a comeback in CS LOL.
Oh, you read me so good bro.
What's my dream car?
I'm going to be honest, I don't have one.
The thing is it's don't know what they're walking into like your first car supposed to be like a car
that's not that sick cuz uh you gotta fuck it up now
but I've already been driving for like three years now. So...
Even if I haven't had my
own car per se
I gotta skip that stage, no?
Yeah, I got my license when I was 25. When I was 18 to 25 I was pro NCS so I was barely home.
Also I live in New York so um yeah I didn't really need a car. also other than your excel
everybody car
the Why am I trying hard? That's done. Calm, calm bro! I think it's been.
I don't know if you can see that. where they at calm bro
yeah i think it's big
one eight twenty chill chill buddy one enemy remaining i got this remaining. I don't miss shit!
Let's go with you guys.
Not much?
How is your day going?
Pretty good, I lowkey just got on so...
I kinda woke up not too long ago.
Why don't you play Rengt?
Uh, because I just woke up.
Bro, I've choked on domos so many times.
Yeah, I literally just got 100.
Okay JL let's keep it.
This is warm up
oh what about you? Yeah, I
Don't want to answer this. Oh your gold too
No
My four by four days only terror really like it a lot. lie yes it was why the with tarik being a
swift player yeah honestly fair enough but
my territory Fuck! My territory, my group
I have them now
It's not me
Yo i'm not gonna lie
I feel like I haven't fucking FPS in so long
I haven't had to use my mice.
Oh you're not buying a swift play?
You are so right, I saved like it was ranked.
Oh my god!
I SAVED LIKE IT WAS RANKED!
I'm buying an off now fuck it. Is it true that Swift plays like a dating app?
Absolutely. You're trying to date...
Yeah, you guys ever got a match or no?
Yeah, I do.
What's up bro?
Oh my god! bro hopefully i'll play with you in the future
okay out of all that oh, damn I'm kidding but you have to care about it a lot
if i had to
do what i feel is true
fuck i don't care
last round in the half No point saving. Bye, Zoloft!
Hi, sir. Is Leon's birthday King's Nightly Birthday? Nah... I'm good.
Don't be nice.
Once Nadeshock in, you're evil bro.
Every time I play him... Nade shot is boosted bro!
He's hard boosted bro.
Every time I play him he...
Happy birthday Lian! You're gonna have the best year of your life!
Why? Cause I said it.
Oh, what the fuck is wrong with you guys?
Oh hell nah
What the fuck, what the fuck I'm gonna go grab the orb and run away.
Go, go, go!
They gotta be sniping now Nowhere to hide!
Can't hold on.
Show it up.
Watch your eyes!
Fight me! Watch your eyes! Fast.
One enemy remaining
oh shucks bro he's feeling Bro he's feeling it, he's feeling it.
He's getting shy with it!
Is that a word? I don't know.
I didn't see what happened.
Yeah i think this is our half i'm feeling it
i'm feeling you feel on that let's go wait not like a non-type way you know? Yo check chat that's my face right now.
Really this is my face right now?
Yeah
What the fuck is that face?
Yeah your into that
Oh you're gonna get held-
What do you mean? I use that!
Just hit him with that
Hell no Don't run away from you no i'm not doing that
chill dude Chill dude! Yo what the fuck bro?
Ah, save me! I'm gonna go. Go, go!
Ah, save some! Go, go, go!
Wraith's on it.
Good lucks, good lucks.
You were a real one for that.
Flank!
Just kidding, don't know.
Gotta be back. I would do it.
Hold that.
Hold that shit.
We should've ulted but...
He's upset. Nah but i gotta be the change
I want in the community. I me to go through my chat logs.
Like from the first day I played Valorant now that's what i see that i've said Stop it! Time's up!
Yeah, I'm good. I'm good.
Oh, word.
It's all good.
I'm good.
Yeah, now you're fine.
Welcome! Yeah, now you're fine. Yeah I can't even reach the tower with that gun.
Tsss I'm gonna die already. Shucks! one enemy remaining sharks you must fall
then all near me
Play power-up after finishing oven ring No fucking shot dude. Literally no chance. I've seen Power World, there's no way I'm playing it. I mean it's probably cool but...
Didn't I play- no I watched the song play. Where the fuck they at?
Is that guy's sight?!
That whole time he is hiding side.
I heard something too.
Yeah, oh god god put a swift point to confirm this game is still i feel better one enemy remaining
it's because i made a bad player
last player standing
don't joke Don't choke.
He's a gap.
Timothy!
Found him.
Found him! Nooo! Ew.
Oh yeah!
Match point! Hi, fight's not over yet match point
hi, fight's not over you know
yo their slow play streams every round i'm gonna swing hard
how hard?
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
Right to the face
Alright
Like Mourning Woodhard like he's swinging hard but
He's in there dude she's gonna know she's left side holding that what
oh Oh
She was even there you guys like Damn Break it!
Damn, good shit.
Fuck! FUCK!
144 deadlock.
Oh shit, it works. One enemy, buddy. Oh, we got one.
Nice.
Love you too.
Bye bye.
Attackers win!
I gotta go to the GD world.
It was fun playing with you today.
Love you.
Love you.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye. Bye. Bye. It was fun playing with you today.
Alright, that's the Valorant gameplay for today. No joke though
I'm gonna play Elden Ring after this monster stream
It's been real it's been fun
When is the last time I played? Let me see.
June 28th. Oh my god!
How many days is that?
11 days. I haven't played in 11 days.
I haven't played in 11 days?
Is that accurate, or did I play on my Smurf?
Has it been that long?
Wow!
I thought it was going to be like a week. It's been like 4-5 days. It's been 11 days. Oh my god, wait
And I think I'm the happiest I've ever been
Correlation not saying it
All right, let's get prepared for this sponsor stream. I need you guys on your best behavior for this segment
Everyone act cool while i figure out what the fuck i gotta do
Uhhhh... where is the game? Where is the fucking game?
I gotta change my title one
um wait wait oh okay Wait, wait.
Once human and I got to pin this message
You you Oh
And be me to your fast flow
Then what else I gotta do
I'm downloading a patch? Oh, that's quick. Okay, there there's a change. There's been a change hold on gotta fix something We got a pin new message.
All right, you guys listen to music for now. Thank you.. I have to restart the game one second chat
okay I think we've got it all let me open up the game am i in summits this hard?
Oh fuck, I gotta find it.
Hold on...
Fuck, fuck, fuck Oh fuck fuck
Ah shit son. Oh son What's crackin' huh man?
What is going on man
I'm chillin dude
Dude, Summit why do we only talk
We only talk if there's a
new game for us to play together.
Just
once every six months, I guess, huh?
Dude, the last time
I talked to you was when we played Street Fighter.
It was actually insanely long ago.
Oh yeah, and you fucked up that fortnight.
Don't bring that up, bro.
That was such a good time, dude.
You kept hitting me.
No!
Don't bring that shit up no don't bring that up
it's funny somebody did it the next time around i was like dude someone did this last time who wasn't there like, TERRY! Oh my god.
Yeah...
We're gonna have a good time.
Yeah we all be playing our own games you know how it goes.
I feel that, I feel that.
We gotta run it back one of these days though.
Get like the lobby going for CS or some shit. Yeah, if we have some now.
Alright.
I'm back on CS a little bit here and there they got the left hand view models ah thank goodness
there you go i can actually dab like the button to switch it now right
you know that and uh
if You have the bind metal. Yeah, yeah, I hope I can swap it back to right hand
It's kinda nice
Do I need to put something on the... is there a stream asset? No.
No, I don't think so.
Have you guys played before or it's the right one.
Have you guys played before or is this the first time for everyone?
I've played a little bit of the last time.
You guys spent a few hours?
In the last access,, but everything is wiped.
Oh okay I see
I am going to shoot you the server that Zach sent me
This my first time playing this game chat uh quickly i want to give a
shout out to once human for sponsoring the stream and letting me try out the game i think it i think this game is officially out today actually
it's free to play as well
is that on steam by the way yeah okay got
no did you send it on steam i mean sorry
no i'm sorry i sent it on Discord.
Oh yeah.
I sent it on Twitter.
You want me to send that to him?
Uh... Yeah!
I'll message you right now.
Yeah.
Alright, hold on.
Thanks a lot. Is this something I should hide?
Yeah, yeah, I suppose so.
Okay, gotcha.
Select the server...
Oh, there we go!
There's that guy. That's cool. Select the server.
Hold on, I'm trying to get in right now. Do you think I replaced Yes with with Summit a lot, yeah.
Back in the day.
Back in the day.
Used to play a lot of CS.
Okay, I'm doing cutscene right now.
Do we have time for this cutscene or is it a long one?
We get time.
Alright, I'm actually learning about the game here as well, chat.
But...
Quick, brief... but quick
brief
it's a post
apocalyptic open world survival game
free to play you can it solo or co-op
and
that's what we're getting into right now
just for a little agenda
Oh my god it's a boss oh god ptsd A glimmer within the void.
The spark of life still burns, and evolution forges a new way forward
Fuck once your faith overcomes despair.
Once you move beyond death.
Sorry, fucking Derek.
Once life returns to this world... Sorry. Fucking Derek. We will meet beyond that path or that finding fuel you can sometimes find usable fuel in the Finding fuel.
You can sometimes find usable fuel in the abandoned vehicles
you often see lying by the roadside.
Done.
You can drive cars?
Oh!
Okay, I need to not take a long time on this
because knowing myself
I'll be here for 10 years.
Should we be a chick?
I'm gonna be a check? That'll be
a check.
... I'm shit. Name character?
Wait.
Oh face.
What?
What's this do?
What's this doing?
A hairline.
I can't even see that forehead
can't even see that either you guys can't see huh hold on i gotta move my camera sorry
just leave it?
Yeah, I probably should.
I probably should.
Okay,
I'm just gonna skip through here a little bit.
Browbone eyes.
Ah, what?
Yo! Ah, what? YOOOOOO
Wait, what was the default options
Is it normal? It's fine. Hair and makeup oh my god there's so much
customization for this all right we're gonna leave it because there's too much height that would be a shorty fuck it head size
back line backline
shoulder thickness
what
what so so We gotta go, Tarek.
We gotta go, Tarek. We gotta go bro. Her head looks small as F? waste? bro
you guys gotta stop, bro
oh
i'm gonna go
wait Gotta stop, bro. Okay.
Okay, here we go.
Fuck it, fuck it bro.
Character name... fuck
What are we doing here?
What kind of name are we going for here?
Tarika? Alright I'm on the little tutorial part right now.
Cracking through.
Okay.
I'm finishing up character selection
right now, or design, sorry.
Nah, you're all good brother what liquid nitrogen negative 195.79 celsius physical movement or brain function not detected.
Subject status, stable.
Dagger still stuck in the sheath.
Inspection 481 complete.
Requesting a higher power outlay
for the isolation chamber to prevent
any further outages.
What's that? Oh, hell no! chamber to prevent any further outages oh hell nah Yeah, just briefly. Hold on, hold on.
It's okay they didn't see shit.
They didn't see shit bro.
You leaked our Steam messages?
Yeah, bro. Come on, bro.
What?
The roster changes in everything?
The feet pics?
Oh, fuck.
Derek, should i be scared actually don't know i mean i'm gonna get scared
you're done a year That's me.
Remove. That's me.
Remove.
Take the Tiger out?
I think we're doing tutorial right now by the way chat, it's a cutscene though right now.
Damn! Hey, I'm looking like a unit out there no?
What the fuck?
Take activator.
Okay. Take activator. Use activator
Alright we gotta get through the tutorial tech. I think they're waiting for you brother.
I mean, I don't want to speedrun it because I haven't understand what's going on but...
Okay, we got that. Move the mouse to adjust the camera's direction.
Move sprinting.
Got it.
Got it.
Is that where I'm going?
Explore the lab and find the password
0728.
Oh, it tells me thank god.
I like these.
I like these instructions a lot.
Can we see her from the front?
Alright, let's focus on the game here.
Let's focus on the game people!
Find the access card and enter the research lab.
Alright... got the access card Alright.
Got the access card?
Open your item backpack, I...
Okay, what am I... Hey, do you know
what your user ID is
in this?
Like to link because I'm trying to link it for the drops.
Oh.
Oh, should we be doing that?
Oh, I see it in the bottom left.
Is that what that is?
Oh yeah, do my thing.
Let me do that chat really quick because you can get drops by watching.
So anyone that is getting the game,
by the way, it just came out today.
It's free to play on Steam.
You do get drops for watching but I have to link my account for you guys, I think
or do I not? i don't know uh hold on
where is that where is that
i think it's in settings account settings connections and then
other connections
How do i find the connection of this game though
or just link to my steam account no We're already getting them? Oh, okay.
Then you guys are good.
Okay then you guys are good then.
You're already getting them?
Okay.
I'm going to go back and get the other one.
I'll just wait for him to come out of there. Yeah. I think he's coming out of here. Find the access card and enter the research lab.
Okay, it looks like it's this way.
Oh no, that's where we gotta go. Oh, no. That's the...
That's where we gotta go.
We gotta go up here.
How do we jump?
Space bar, buddy.
How do you jump is crazy.
V is melee attacks, control is roll. Oh wow that's a leap
Tab is function wheel and then N is flashlight
Oh my power plant And it's flashlight. I'm pretty sure we're gonna fuck shit up
at some point here
after we get out of this tutorial.
Canned lunch meat
and boiled water, claim all.
Looking for the access card people.
Wait did we already investigate this
yeah Oh, what's this?
Head kit?
Like those?
Uh... I don't know if I missed it. Did I miss something or no? Maybe I can just go down there. I have it?
Oh, I picked it up?
Did I already pick it up?
Did I already pick it up?
Did I fall?
Wait, am i good? I think i'm fine.
I'm starting to limp a little bit though
I'm starting to live a little bit.
What are they doing to me?
WTF?! Is that ME?! What?
Oh, I talk. Talk to the strange bird well it's good to see another face
i thought i was on my own
and you're a metahuman too what did you just call me i'm not a human I don't know who you are, but I know what you are.
You awakened at the Cradle and that's something only a metahuman could do.
You've lost your memory. Do you remember who you are?
What happened?
It must have been that fluctuation just now.
It trapped me in the cradle, it could've robbed you of your memories you can call me v
it seems that our interest is this going to be my pet met a human
but you're a talking bird.
Call me a beta? No, call me a meta!
Why did you come here?
I came to secure a deviation.
A paper butterfly.
But I think something must have scared it.
Right now, though, we need to move.
I can show you the way out of this place.
How can I trust you?
Complete my mission first, alright?
All you have to do is listen to what I tell you
Alright, shit, I don't got much choice here
I'm down
Weapon crate, let's go
Machete?
... Wait, is this a... Oh my god.
Flatbread? Wait, like pita bread?!
That's fire. I gotta be hungry.
Do I have a stamina? Oh, I'm pressing the wrong button. Sorry.
I was pressing the wrong button.
Use space time to scan this round.
How you do that?
Go try to roll. I did try to roll a little bit.
Let's go this way I think. Oh wow, oh wowza!
Where is my weapon? How do I bring my weapon out?
Shit.
How do I bring it back out?
Oh no
Oh there it is
Thank you
Does it come out on its own?
I don't have to have it out, I guess?
Some boots?
Don't mind if I do! Do you want to put those on?
It's automatically on.
I have them on, we're good. We're good.
We're good.
Sup?
What's up pup?
What's up, pup? I'm trying to get through the tutorial
not speedrun it but
I want to get through so I can go play with these guys
I don't know if they're waiting for me. Hopefully not
Activate space time to locate Space Time I don't know if they're waiting for me, hopefully not. How's everyone got him? Um...I'm going through the tutorial, but maybe I should try to speedrun it a little bit here.
Yeah, it's up to you, I guess.
How long is this story? Is it longer now?
I speed ran
the text
bits. Okay, gotcha. So I kind of
read the first few words to get the gist
about what they're all about and then hit space each time but
there's a lot of audio okay i see
what's this?
I'm gonna go a little... I'm going to try and get through this chat a little bit.
Those are ghosts of the past.
That's who this is.
Wait, wait there's a crate over here. Hold on. Let me get this.
Yo do you guys... Okay so they gave us a code alright?
That it says, once human is out now and free to play use code ONCEHUMANKFBT!
To get free in-game rewards
but it doesn't say where to redeem that code
so i'm not just i'm trying to figure that out is this the steam code that you
just put on steam i think it's a steam redemption code, no cause that would be like-
That'd be like a game.
Like the DSMF dash.
Yeah.
I'm leaving down here.
Here I go chat., I can fire this?
Wait what is this in my head?
What the hell is this?!
Uhh there's a button at the top that says uh user center but that seems to be for like reporting people in shape not for
creation we found it reach out your left hand Redeeming.
Wait, say again I'm sorry?
In settings there's an account tab with a user center but it seems to be for reporting people and appealing bans and stuff not for like redeeming
wonder if i'm flipping in game to see if i can see anything
can we go over there?
I'll grab it.
Okay, thank you.
I guess i'll figure this out in a little bit.
Cause I wanna push through the situation where he tutorial speedrunning as well.
Motion betters on?
Is it on?
I can turn it off, sorry.
We're still in the tutorial chat so we're not actually in the main game yet but once
we are we'll probably be running as a group and have a better understanding of what's going on.
Oh, what the hell?
This looks legit.
I like this.
I like this! Is this my crib. found. A Meta, only just woken up. They were kind enough to activate the cradle and set
me free."
Thank you, Metahuman.
Mitzuko?
You can call me Mitsuko.
Oh fuck.
I will be a Metahuman as well.
Mitsuko!
Rosetta, do you have any ideas for what we could possibly do with this thing? You can call me Mitsuko. Oh, fuck.
Mitsuko!
Rosetta did all kinds of experiments on me.
That is, until V saved me.
Mitsuko was a very special Meta.
She can sense even the tiniest
fluctuations in the Stardust. It's thanks
to her that I was able to take
refuge in this place ever since.
Is she like, the banker here?
You're safe here.
Yeah. You're safe here. Volume?
I'll turn it up in a sec.
Okay. i'll turn it up in a second fluctuation must have startled it the important thing right now is to secure
it and ensure its safety see that thing
in the center of the room it's a device for securing deviations. This makes them more useful and safer to be around.
Okay... I'm going to turn up the sound chat.
Sorry.
Sounds...
Yeah, it's way too low. Sorry. Sounds...
Yeah, it's way too low. Let's turn off
motion blur. Is it on? I didn't really
go into all the stats here
Vsync disabled, Motion Blur low
Disabled. Motion blur low. Disabled. Apply.
Use facility.
What is this about?
Sync to cradle.
Designated target to attack with butterflies and machinery. Auto attack activated. Next, cradle this guy right?
Leave it cradled.
Oh 60 FPS?
Good call.
OH MY GOD!
It's a new game. Holy shit.
Okay I'm gonna keep it cradled.
Not entirely sure what cradling it does but we're going keep it cradled learn more about deviation from
uh i'm not going to say your name deviations can be very dangerous if not taken care of
they can radiate stardust which can lead to all kinds of unpredictable consequences
This is why we created the mayflies
We make cradles and securement units to keep deviations contained. Oh
We have to bring the deviations back?
We gotta bring
the deviations back and cradle them up kind of thing?
No one's exactly sure what they are, just that they're not bound by the physical laws of our world. They came from another dimension, something we call Rift Space. When deviations get stressed, they release stardust we think this brings our
world and rift space closer together sometimes it becomes possible to pass
between the two planes of existence and when happens, all hell breaks loose.
Yeah, I don't...
Some deviations are friendly, like the
butterfly. But others,
like the ones inside monoliths,
are extremely dangerous. It's not practical to secure all of them
but if we can learn more about them maybe we can find okay i'm gonna skip a dialogue a little bit the stardust just
be careful a siren i'm ready i got you guys let me lock in
here i'm telling you i'm a shooter deviation i'm telling you i'm gonna I'm ready. I got you guys, let me lock in here.
I'M TELLING YOU I'M A SHOOTER!
I'M TELLING YOU I'M A SHOOTER!
I GOT YOU LITTLE V!
Okay, I'll take the butterfly.
Unsynchronize this guy? Wait...
No.
Do it with crates and room for available resources, okay. Don't mind if i do!
The vest? Okay wait take it
Take it, take it
Any more crates in here? Yep.
I wonder what kind of guns we got in this game, or
like what kinda weapons we're gonna have.
Okay... Okay Use the pickaxe to gather logs
Oh my god, okay we're questing
Let's go
On my way
What is this?
Oh What's this? Oh yeah!
Oh yeah.
Okay.
Like that. I like that.
I like that!
Wait, what's... Can I hit this one?
Oh yeah, that's easy loot.
Easy loot.
Equip a gathering tool before you start collecting resources
is much faster than doing it barehanded.
Oh, good call.
And how... call and how would I know no no press the wrong button function real restaurant
well no no No, no, no, no. No, no, no, no.
How do I put um...
Yikes.
And I'm not doing a barehanded, but...
Apparently you can put on a tool.
Oh no. Okay we'll just keep going for now.
It is working.
Okay this is the pickaxe here.
I'm almost done boys.
How do you know you're're almost on no idea, okay?
Have you are you far past the part where you cut the trees and mine doors
Behind you I think you haven't cut trees. Okay, great
Let's get there and I just got to the I just gotta introduce of the lady and get up on the grid
I'm slamming through though, okay? Oh
Wow I'm slamming through though. Okay. Oh wow!
I did this last... oh, I just started chopping trees down.
Yeah.
That's where I'm at basically.
... so I can craft arrows with these materials I have. Okay. I like that.
Should we just max it out?
Nah, we don't need that. We just need five arrows
are fine bro. I'm a shooter.
How many
arrows do I need? Use all of them?
Shit, even if you insist.
Alright. Craft a rustic bow wait no don't make
all the arrows i need that util cancel
in your rustic bow
type You need a rustic bow. Type shit
Equip
Wait, did I make it?
Think I made it right yeah think I made it right. Yeah
Alright, I think we're good.
We might need those arrows on second thought
I thought i needed that stuff
AHHHHH Ah! Now we're shooting. Crackdown
attacking deviants, alright here we go. Is this like a bow? A bow and an arrow...
What is in my hand? I don't know it doesn't matter.
Wait on regular FPS or no restriction FPS
This is so much better. Holy shit.
This is so much better.
Pick up your arrows? Wait, did I not get my arrows?!
Are you kidding me?!
You're lying! No, I have them! It's equipped! I saw arrows!
No, I have arrows!
... No worry, I won't need many.
I won't need many.
Maybe three or four on this guy. I got a lot of experience hunting these bosses.
Wait, wait, wait... we didn't say anything about all that.
What? This siren. So strong. Yo, this guy is not gonna die.
No?
How do I stop...
Alright, setting up a campsite.
That looks good!
Wait... Oh yeah.
Did I summon the butterfly? Where's my stamina at? Beep. You doing it?
Three watts.
Making some arrows.
Auto attack is on, no? some arrows.
Auto attack is on, no?
How do I summon these guys? F? I think we are shooting.
The butterfly is already attacking it?
Okay, okay. I think were good. Keep going!
Can i shoot him up there?
Oh, yeah!
What about here?
Oh, what the hell?
Headshots are better, buddy!
Are you kidding me?!
First try, by the way. way control and security deviation does approach nearby what the yay hold fire
come over here buddy. I'm attacking deviance now
Yup, that's what i'm doing as well
About to go fuck him up with my new crossbow
Tell them it'sull about the deviation...
I got something for you, no big deal.
Damn! First try by the way.
What? That was a difficult fight.
Just driving it away was enough. I didn't get anything enough and it's all thanks to you meta for saving us
you're tougher than you look that's twice now you saved me Okay, I'm gonna try to skip the talking a little bit so we can get into the game with these guys.
I'll go back-
I'll go back to the physical world with you.
Take the butterfly with you.
Put it in your cradle.
That way, I can lend you some of- hopefully we'll meet again one day it looks like this is
goodbye before you go peace out but i don't know how anything i'm not gonna lie but i with you heavy
we out I don't know.
Metsuko, mitsuka. That's not how you say it though I don't think. It was like something different
Wait I didn't take the butterf- don't say that.
Wait! We're fucking dead! wait we're what we're dropping like this off the battle bus oh my god
that's a cutscene.
Is this online?
Open worlds?
Oh, this is interesting.
This is interesting.
Okay I just got in.
Um...
Wonder if we can add each other as friends or something?
Yeah. Like once you're in the world.
Yeah that would be good cause
I don't know how big this map is.
There's someone waiting for my landing.
This guy has got to be watching the stream.
No? Maybe not.
Maybe he's just a random...
He's a random. Set just a random. No, he's not. He's a random.
He's a random.
Hello.
What?
Hey, did you kill the last... Did you kill that boss in tutorial with your bow or the minigun?
Um, I activated the little things on the side of the house like in the- on the porch
And then I just shot it. I just shot it in its head
If you shoot it all the way at the top antenna,
It does the most damage.
Yeah, gotcha.
And then after that,
You're basically done.
There's like one more dialogue.
Oh bro...
Did you get the deviation or did it escape? is skates, but I was close though. I'm kidding
Okay, I'm in the world so yeah, I gotta add you somehow probably right
Yeah, i think so yeah i think so okay um let me get there i'm almost there okay
this is on Steam?
Yeah, this is a free-to-play game.
Just came out today on Steam.
I don't want to build this yet.
I want to build it with my boys.
Okay so you press escape and then top right there's like a little friend zone.
And then search by...
Do you know your ID?
Or wait, your ID.
Yeah, 1500
or 192. Wait, sorry 1500?
15000
4192
Britishman
Adfriend Sent Yeah. Okay, ad friend sent I'm Terabear.
Cool.
Let's see if we can find each other now is there a map?
Yeah there is okay that's good. I wonder if i can see on my map now
no let me see maybe let me try and maybe it's like a squad system or something
similar okay maybe the soccer squad system isn't in seven okay we go land on this random
gas house while he's building I'm invited Yup, there it is.
Wait this guy's...
I see you on the map now, are you like a flashing tomb?
Yeah, yeah I see you as well.
Is there a compass here? Where's the compass chat?
Where is the compass?
Okay, I'm headed towards you.
Tell me what your username is and I'll you as well. Or maybe you should add him
so we can invite him to the party.
Yeah.
What's your name, SumSum?
Um...
Uh...
Like my character name?
The numbers in the bottom left.
150 012 956
Wait I'm low on a real shot
there's an invite
she won the many that you're right
what's my as the people are going to know about number seven.
There we go.
We're about to go crazy right now, I feel.
About to pop off dude?
I don't know what's going on chat this is kind of crazy you know holster weapon H oh good call all right wait chat if
there's people in the way well there are people that have played because this
game was in beta chat if you're someone who's played please do
advise me on things I can
do better or correctly
cause I'm learning but
If you want to give me tips I I'm totally open to it. Backseat me!
Apparently it's a bit like warcraft with the paradigm shifts well
Like you can be in the same place on the same server but different channels or something
Oh, we need to figure out how to get on the same channel
Drink water? Collect the dirty water.
Oh, you mean the water in my inventory.
What is that doing for me?
Oh, is my character thirsty on the bottom? I see.
I see!
W tips.
You've been thirsty this whole time
Terabare and you didn't say anything?
Alright.
Let me kill this thing right here.
Get my gun out.
Hold up! That thought you did.
That was a friend, yeah.
Don't mind if I do.
Holster.
I'm running towards you by the way.
Wait chat, I gotta change my flashlight key
Chat I gotta change my flashlight keys
My talk button right now uh keyboard
right top right of your screen above your mini map it'll say what what channel you're in
and says world one i think yours might be different because i don't see you here
sorry I think yours might be different because I don't see you here.
Sorry, once...
Very very top right next to your latency.
Fuck.
It'll tell you what shard you're on.
Oh my god, oh my god!
Let me see right now...
I'm on world 8
Ok yeah i'm on world 1. Why are you on third?
How do I check it?
On World 9.
We're not gonna find each other!
Okay, hold on. I'm trying to use the flashlight key.
Where's this flashlight key that I was just changing?
Oh my god did I change it already?
How do i go back to defaults?
What the hell.
Is this fun? It's fine. Didn't change, am I blind?
... I passed it?
In-game teletower.
Oh, there it is.
There's a...
Oh my god, okay.
I need to get my freaking motorcycle already.
Yo, what the hell dude? I can't find the key that's not used.
Oh my god!
I can't find the key that is not used. What key is not used?
There we go, there we go thank god.
So wait, we gotta go to the tower you said?
That teleportation tower apparently.
A teleportation tower alright let me find that real quick
Uh, it's exactly where you landed I think
Is this... is this where Summit landed? Oh it is! You're right Oh its where we oh it is you're right
oh it's where we all land that you're right okay it's on summit
yeah i see it okay Okay.
Sorry chat, sorry chat for the slow start here I promise you
once we catch...once we get into a rhythm it's gonna be
smooth sailing people!
Smooth sailing! Alright sailing people smooth
Sailing
Switch to another world there's a command in chat, but if you're not aware
Once human makes sense right is officially free to play on Steam so you can go check it out as well. I'm on World 1...
I don't know if you can swap to that or if mine's full or there's no one empty.
You're on what? I'm sorry?
I'm on world 1, and you're on 9.
Monolith or whatever? EXO?
I have no idea. Mine just says
World 1 safe in the top right corner of my screen.
I'm running to the teleportation tower safe in the top right corner of my screen
i'm running to the teleportation tower right now how much a little one okay i'll be there soon
oh yeah you're cut your icons like purple now instead of gray so i think
that means you're on the same server as me.
Where is this tower at chat?
It's up there? Oh my god.
How do I get up there, around...Oh God!
Do I get a horse or something? Or do I get a car? Motorcycle?
Transportation please. Taxi now!
They got Uber in this game? Motorcycles after you build your base? I see.
Oh my gosh, she's tired!
Okay. Oh my gosh, she's tired. Hey yo what up Tarbear?
Yo chill bro! I don't know how to talk in game.
I don't even know if you can talk in game. Wait you can talk in games where you can talk in games together talking to me
But now think of that five
Five is f5 at all yeah, if you look in the bottom left over show your king hey
Can you hear me?
Wow. Okay that's cool
Okay that's cool
That my fish dog
Boy that's kinda fire? Did you go fishing- did you just throw it
in your backpack a little fish?
It's a melee weapon for some reason. Oh, it's a weapon?!
Oh I thought- okay, I see.
Don't know how you switch to melee actually.
Oh three.
Yeah melee is three yep.
Wait can you hit each other?
Is it PvP? Like open PvP?
I don't think its open. I think its like opt-in
You go to a certain area or you fight yourself
and maybe get more rewards or some shit
Oh, I wonder how the PvP is?
Alright...
Okay, are we uh- Where are we off to right now?
We gotta build a bench.
Should we build our bases together or does it not matter?
I don't know probably doesn't matter but
it might be useful to be together in case there's like a boss
spawn or yeah some shit you want to bring to your base then? Yeah.
Yoink!
Wait, is that loot? Hold on...
Oh shit can we get this apple tree?
Wait wait what I didn't get it what is that kettle doesn't matter bro taking everything right now
yeah my base is down south okay i don't know what fall damage is like here so well
i think you can i slowly glided down the hill earlier it was like over here yeah
tell me you come with us
i think summit's got uh......a hill catch up.
Means, I don't know what he's doing.
Think it's just vibing? Yeah.
Wait how did I get down from here?
Wait wait I might be deadshot.
Oh my god.
W glide.
Space to glide?
Wait what?
Hold space to glide?
Wait off the hill?
Oh!
WTech didn't know though.
Wtech didn't know though.
Apparently you can glide jump off the hill and hold space
no summit when you come down summit when you jump down hold space well if you die it's not my fault
though
you just don't have any choice you just jump off hold space?
It's just a toggle, yeah. If you're in the air and press space it toggles on and off
Oh I see okay
That's kinda dope. That's cool.
Is this you right here?
On the left?
Yeah, run for me if you want.
Okay.
Wait actually I can't be next to you! Wait actually I can't be next to you.
No this is mine. Sorry, I see what you meant.
Yeah yeah, mine's further down.
The kettle is for dirty water so boil it. W tips in the chat, w tips in the chat.
Rip to my knees? Say what?
You can assert dominance by standing in this guy's base with a fish.
Yo Summit when you jump off the hill
You can just glide like just press space when you jump off
Yeah, I gotcha and you can just glide towards us Yo Yo!
Fucking summit. I can't believe I haven't talked to summits since the last time I played them.
What they need me with this ladder is give me some sort of cool down where I can do a quick boost with the more he goes.
This is my base here,
so build it anywhere here, I guess.
Where's your base?
Oh wow, you decked it out, no?
Yeah. It's New England ice if you access them to your
crib you'll be able to craft and build what we need.
Hey, what? This is my whole base?
I don't have enough logs.
I need logs brother!
Get me out of here.
How do i take a holster?
How do I holster chat?
H. Logs logs, cut!
Cut!
Sorry
Wait what was it
That tree!
Doesn't matter bro logs are logs.
Yeah homies you're talking to me.
Yeah
Yeah I need like a good tree over here.
Damn, what the fuck bro?
What is this shit sack?
It's New England mate!
Would you like a cup of tea a cut of tea damn dude that's looking pretty good could i interest her in a water bottle okay full of water a bowl water look up why A bulb will... Look up while hitting the tree?
Why?
Anyone know how to redeem the code? Apparently you're redeeming it in game.
I don't have the materials. redeem the code apparently you're redeeming game materials how do you build again I like it back to building
shit Shit, I'm on.
We need to get our fucking motorcycles, bro.
What was the button to build chat? Or, build mode?
I had to get gravel. There's literally one rock around us.
The place we chose is such a dead area man.
Probably because I farmed there already.
But what are some of the objectives that we need to do in a minute?
P?
What's the build?
What do you have to press
to go back into build mode?
B
Oh, that makes sense
Do you want to know what
the key is for inventory?
Surprise surprise Don't know what the key is for inventory? Surprise, surprise.
You can't- What?! Wait, what kind of...
Insufficient material. I made a judgement window.
Are these guys kidding me? How many materials do i have?
A judgement window?
I can just sit here and look at Taric and judge him
from the compass of New England.
Hold on, hold on brother!
I'm trying to figure this shit out right now.
How do I build some fucking walls over here?
How'd you get those walls going?
So, you have to hold tab and then move to the right where it says cradle
And release tab and it brings up a menu
And on the left,
memetics is basically like skill points
that you've spent.
Okay.
Then go over to the last one building
and basically get wooden support,
wooden doors, roof and storage.
Oh yeah hold on, hold on, hold on...
Then once you've done that...
I lost in the wash now.
It's just B right click to bring up a menu
And you should just see the walls
Wait do i not have enough material? Um You should just see the walls.
Wait, do I not have enough material? Oh this is where we can build stuff, okay. Hold on.
I need to chop more trees. Press tab?
I am pressing tab, it's not doing anything though that's why i'm confused
Chop more wood
Like in the build mode it's not doing anything. I need more wood?
You only had one to spend, you spent it on support?
You have 8 points to spend.
Oh really?
I did when I first clicked it.
I don't have walls unlocked? How do I unlock walls?
Press B and right click on the outside of this thing
There's loads of stone in here. I have a tonne of logs.
Loads of stone and stuff over there if you need to go in.
You just told me how?
Okay, I lost him because I was pressing cab
and nothing happened that's why I wasn't confused.
To the north-west. Oh yeah sorry good call.
I can buy- I can get this workbench.
Oh there it is
Hey, you know one digging people yes
We sell our points No, this is I wasted all my points.
Yo, this is...
This is a terrible position for my house!
Unlock the disassembly bench.
Yo, this is a terrible spot for my house!
Can I move this? Alright we're gonna
rock it cause we're already here
This is a terrible spot for my house
Hey Man's got a deke I understand it.
Aw dude look what you've got here dude.
Yo! This is not a good location for my house dude. it's all fangled inside.
Wait why can't I overlap with existing building structures? Can I move this guy?
Relocate... you gotta go over there in the corner or something, my boy.
Yeah we got to build...
We have to make this a little bigger now.
Insufficient There's stones, you said where?
Over there?
Yeah north of the river.
The rocks without the copper sticking out.
Where is my compass? Copper is sticking out.
Where's my compass shot?
Why isn't my map not opening anymore? I've just been shooting every deer I see, just one-shotting them with the bow. You get XP
Oh it's just North bro I think North is just North brother
I'm thirsty
I need to drink some shit
You picked them up in this tutorial it should be on your 4 and 5.
Nice cup of tea!
I have a shock right now?
Dude hold on bro, let me cook.
I'm going to fix my house once I got the building down
which I have it down a little bit now
Seems kinda cool actually
Did you guys ever grab any copper yet?
Sorry bro You ever grab any copper yet? I'm sorry bro.
I got like one piece of that.
No compass, north is just north. It's kinda sick though Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's kind of sick though.
This whole process
of building my own house
is kind of sick.
I need to get more logs
just in case.
Actually,
I have a lot of logs.
I don't need any more logs.
I need more gravel up here, up here.
What do you think on the top left tells you what to do?
Press tab to open the cradle.
Unlock the bench.
I see it.
You're right, hold on.
Let me just get some more rocks.
Bro, I'm gonna come back and build a mansion bro.
I'm gonna build a mansion dude.
Oh this is exciting.
I love... I don't know.
What's going on?
I love stacking up resources.
Just something feels
satisfying about it but all right i have 100
i hope that's enough for now how do i level up on my deviations or whatever or my uh
how do i get more of those points you think just killing yeah
just yeah anytime you kill something on the
left it'll say like xp plus one or a plus five or whatever i can't sorry god so good i just killed
like five things and i got leveled up okay i can't move my entire house, right?
You could probably remove your foundation or whatever. Like the thing in the middle
Might say relocate or destroy something, not sure
No maybe not with raw.
I don't know.
Can I take back everything or no?
How do I take this stuff back?
I want to take it all back.
Demolish? Just demolish it?
Why get it back?
Man, I fucked up by not following the strategy of the game Mosh how do I get them off this thing?
Okay Okay.
Hold on... What the hell is going on?
What's happening?
Did my mouse die?
My mouse just died.
Yo, what's going on?
Yo!
Is someone rolling up on me?
Okay I think my mouse. That's bad timing.
Okay now we can build!
Wait how do I build the floors? Where's the floors?
Bro, there's nothing to shoot!
I'm trying to find something.
I'm gonna keep going south of this
overlooked town and see if I can kill stuff.
Yep, should be a lot over there.
Oh, I can remove points?
Foundations...
This is... Oh.
Oh, okay. If you get 30%, it costs 30%.
Wait like this floor? How do I move this entire location?
This ground is bad! don't want to be here
i don't
i want to be over here or some it's not
i want to be like over here see Pressing Z I'm going to move my camera so you guys can see that as well. Can I not move too close to another territory?
Is it open here?
Yo, this territory is terrible!
How do I move it?
I can't move in here.
Can I be here?
Take the terminal.
I can't!
Okay, I'm trying to move my territory but it's not working on me at all. I can't demolish it. I tried.
Insufficient permission. insufficient permission
all I see
got your hair as our Wait, is that how you do it?
I'm looking down on you. Both literally and figuratively.
Bro, bro!
I'm trying to move my territory because I have uneven ground
but there's no territories for me to take over here.
Nothing wrong with uneven ground,
it's only a Nebraska or something.
Okay maybe I'll just keep it,
I'll just rocket chat.
Everything is taken bro! I'll just take it.
I'll just rock it.
I'll just do a very tall tower.
Oh that's crazy.
Okay, so move territory actually just allows you to move your buildings.
So when I press Z
it brings up a menu and I can move my entire
house.
Okay, I'm gonna be over here.
I'm setting up shop.
Now we got to chat. Now we got it, now we got it, now we got it.
NOW WE'RE ABOUT TO GO CRA- Is this a good spot to be?
Doesn't matter.
We're locking in here bro.
We're locking the hell in here. We are gonna build a... Gotta have membranes now, bro.
We are going to build an absolute unit.
I'm at except four.
Okay.
How much logs do I got?
Does it tell me how to use them?
Yeah! How many logs do I got? It's like I'm playing Sims right now.
300?
Fuck!
I already used them all! I don't think you can move. I feel like I'm playing Sims right now.
300?
FUCK!
Already usable!
There you go, there you go.
Alright who- we need a resource guy.
Ohhhhhhhhhh... Oh shit, I'm still in the thing.
Okay, no joke, someone from chat I need you to pull up and just no-joke bring me resources because we're not...
I'm using my streamer privilege right now. I need you mining at all times. All night!
You're mining, you're cutting trees. You're bringing me resources.
We're building a complex.
An apartment complex here.
I want you day in, day out.
Mining.
No stopping. Mining. Mining! No stopping...
mining
mining that's all you know
mining
mining
mining
Where- where is the big rocks?
Like I need some
fucking juicers Where's the big rocks? Like, I need some fucking...
Some juicers.
Yeah, I saw some over here, but...
This gravel runs out quick, man.
Yeah.
Is there like bigger rocks?
Probably somewhere, right?
Why are you laughing?
I don't know.
This baby rock is just not doing it dude!
In case you're just not doing it dude. I guess your right.
Yeah that's what i'm out of right now too.
Got two big rocks behind ya?
I'm gonna be here all night building a palace right now.
I can
teleport? Okay.
Get on your flashlight. Got you.
Don't need Got you. Only copper.
That's only if I'm like next to a teleporter, I think.
I can go this one down here, fuck it.
Yeah, I think we should mine to like at least 250
gravel right now because the gravel is running quick.
The gravel
is running quick bro.
We'll build a house till later.
Did we skip this house part?
No, but the house seems fun bro.
I need at least a foundation dude.
Let me at least close the walls and build a door like damn bro.
Okay. I need some water too maybe. A little bit. When I go back, oh god help me.
It's gonna be crazy.
Can you look up when mining?
Stop!
Are supposed to drops beyond the other option? Can you look up when mining? Stop!
Are supposed to drops be on? Yeah, they're on.
Do the objectives in the top left? Okay I will, I will. When I go back I will.
Is this good? I think we are good let Let's go, let's go This is exciting
Okay, okay, let's go
Let me do it
What do I gotta do?
Tab function
Cradle and enter the medic screen.
Unlock assembly wrench.
Cradle...
Medic screen...
And I'm here to steal everyone's travel
and then yeah if you go to a teleportation tower
oh nice that's your best can you tell me from your basement
i don't know, actually. Maybe.
What do you think of New England?
Do I reset this? That's actually insane that you've done that. You're such a doofus.
Oh...
Thank-thankyou?
Apparently he can't answer. thank you and uh... fairly can answer
of the gathering type
gathering tight
gathering tied gathering time
gathering time Gathering type. Gathering type?
Isn't it this? Okay, so... Where's the gathering type? This assembly is right there.
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on, people.
Advanced workbench? Why are we down here?
Hold on...
First one top left
Unlocked assembly bench
under the gathering type.
Okay.
Oh, there it is.
Okay. I have 30 gravel. What do you mean gathered 30 grab 100 sub gravel
I'll get some more for you though.
It's for the quest, though.
Look at me bro!
I'm gravelled up baby.
Alright let me build these walls real quick.
Let me build these walls after I...
Alright, I'm gonna go build the walls right now.
I'll build the walls right now.
I'm about to be a raid boss soon!
Wait, the game just came out today, I can speedrun to max level first
Yo what's going on in the chat? People are typing shit
Alright let me- alright everyone quiet now.
Let me focus.
Come on, wait take this one.
What?
Eric's trying to build a big fucking maze.
Wait how do you know about that, how do you know about that?
How do you know about that?
Look at this guy's fucking platform yo
Chill! I've been farming
Man is taking up all our gravel so he can build a fucking big base.
He's got the gravel monopoly going,
and he's gonna take over the whole region.
Chill brother, don't mind me
Wait maybe my base is too big chat fuck
Should I build a furnace first before I do this? Let me just close the walls at least, man.
We'll re- we'll build it bigger later!
But don't get it twisted, this is only the beginning.
I'm gonna make that very clear to the people watching.
How do you build a door?
Build a furnace. Okay, I can do that. Do that.
I need to build a furnace too. Might as well put that motherfucker in the corner.
Small tours, got it! okay how do i build a door
get some light sources is dark i need copper ingots i need to furnace first so Type shit?
Type shit?!
Is it crafting?
I would guess the door would be in structures but i don't know. What?
That my boy?
That's my boy. Chill, bro.
I'm working right now.
Structures, interior.
Where's the doors?
You guys got a door in your house?
I don't have enough... Oh, I need to level up.
How do I...
Unlocking the memetics screen?
Medics medics infrastructure bronze crafting
Where's the doors Maybe we don't get a door for now bro
Maybe we skip the door
Shit
We might have to skip the door
We might have to skip the door
Put a roof at least
Can I put a roof
To have level for that
Okay Put a roof at least? Can I put a roof to have level for that?
No, I can't have the levels.
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. How do we unlock the walls in this fucking option menu over here? Anyone know?
Crafting...
No. Building! Wooden support... Confirm no building wouldn't support
confirm don't give a buddy yes
now we can do it. Look at that!
God!
Damn it bro, we're gonna be mining all day. I'm trying to find...
I'm trying to unlock this fucking furnace, bro.
That's what i'm trying to figure out.
Where the fuck did it go?
Bro, I don't have enough materials for my ceiling!
My house is way too big!
Oh, my God!
It doesn't say furnace
it's under smelting essentials.
I already knew this.
I already fucking knew this, dude.
Okay.
I already unlocked that, man!
That's alright.
What do you mean I can't-
I'm in this, I'm in this.
Chat! Is someone mining materials?
Each task you complete,
You'll unlock some supplies we can use.
So far...
What we got won't do much against those demons in the order of-
Claim my rewards.
50 XP, 30 energy link, some abandoned rosetta that's sick okay maybe
we could find some useful supply crates there I've marked their locations on
your map nah hold on brother we're not leaving right now. We gotta start mining.
Break that tree!
Is anyone doing a resource run chat? You trading this game? I'm trying to get the chatters
To start mining resources for us.
No idea for us no idea I want someone I want someone cutting wood all night when i
come back on 50k logs
some of the fun woodenining Wars all night!
I'm building a complex here, people.
Okay, okay, I'm gonna get carried away with this house though.
We should probably set up...
We're not here to take part, we're here to take over.
Building the mansion and shit. Are you on the evil side? We're not here to take part, we're here to take over. Yeah.
Building a mansion and shit.
Are you on the Eve of Evolution task?
Eee... yeah.
Where like you have to go through the ruins to search for supplies.
One sec, sorry, fighting...
I think i've done that. Oh you already went to the ruins?
Okay shit okay.
I think it's nearby.
It's like a couple hundred meters away.
Alright, I'm about to go through the ruins chat.
I'm about to pull up on the ruins.
I'm about to pull up on the ruins now.
Yeah... my structure is a little messed up.
Don't worry you could crash in my spot
Alright I'm gonna go through this place. You need foundations when you can just use ceilings.
How do I put foundations?
Where am I going to the ruins?
Is that a path for me on the map?
Wait, did you guys even see them up
listen i need you guys to see everything on the screen because
i could miss something very easily am i going the right way yes yes bro it's very simple
bro it's actually laid out for you perfectly it could not be easier to see what do you see?
You just follow you follow
Barb trying to join son huh don't start chopping wood buddy
shit Huh! Tell him to start chopping wood, buddy.
Shit.
That's for you.
I'm going the wrong way?
Follow the marker? I'm going the right.
It might not be the best, because I can't close some of my walls.
What the hell?
I was like going the first one to die here.
We're good.
How old is this game? Literally came out in a minute.
Oh, it's not even that bad. We're good. How old is this game? Literally came out today so I have an excuse to not know what's going on
And you probably don't know what's going on either, that's the bigger problem
Usually i can rely on you guys but you guys are learning as we go as well
Watch this Dang Dang
That's a headshot buddy
Take my meat
What you got for me dog? Take my meat.
What you got for me, dog?
Deer milk? Take that!
Don't mind if I do...
Alright, stop wasting time Tarek!
We have tasks bro.
We're questing forward. By the way this game
is free to play on Steam right now there's a link in
the chat
Lock-in buddy. Free to play, free to play dude, free!
There's not many things in this world that are free but this is one of them
Cut You ever look at yourself in the mirror and... What the fuck you got going on here, brother?
At least you've got a divider in the house to all respect.
This guy made a room for himself! At least you got the way you go. You gotta divide her in the house though Yeah, I can't
These balls don't go up so maybe have to wait till I can move my structure To a different spot or something. Oh, yeah
That's what happened to me. You have to relocate
You go into build mode and press Z
And then you go find the new spot
But you gotta find the spot that's not already claimed
And don't be close to me, cause I don't need you
building all that shit by means.
Don't be close
to me he said.
A blanket? Pipe shit! Got a blanket pipe shit
got a blanket
okay
I'm not gonna lie
this is kinda sick though
alright
I wonder how
the bosses will be
alright
build a storage crate.
Wait, look for six discarded items nearby at five out of six?
Wait what?!
How dare you run up on me like that!
Who the hell is this guy?
Catch these hands too.
I love that this game, like...
Is making my life easy with these
little yellow
diamonds. It's beautiful.
Well designed! This is like
I can understand what's happening here.
This is beautiful designing. Don't you guys think?
Like, there's not much confusion on what's
happening on your screen. To me,
that's a good job to them.
Not even just trying to sell it though.
I have an idea of what I'm doing and that's great. Is he trying to sell it though like i have an idea of what i'm doing that's great
let us try to talk to me check discord dm what do you say
where hold on linux i can't check it unless i go on my phone. Is it urgent?
Hold on.
If you DM me on Discord,
it must be urgent.
What do I do?
Do I fuck up?
Not necessarily. I'm going to figure it out for you. I gotchu dog.
Lennox, I didn't respond to you but if you hear me, I got chu bro.
Alright we're going back type type type Everyone focus!
We got a task at hand, buddy.
Who the hell? Hey what's up Mary?
Alright! I didn't see your name on it. If you're gonna get sassy with me
I'll get sassy wit'chu I think you're ahead get sassy with me i'll get sassy with you i think you're ahead of
me on the quest now you're pretty cocky for someone who doesn't even have a weapon quite
impressive to be honest check this out bro i got Is that a cradle on your back?
You don't have a balcony, bro.
Your crib is not that big.
Okay.
You called that a balcony, my guy.
I'm going to go see this.
I'm skipping the dialogue. I'm sorry. can't be a balcony if it's just on top of us you know i got a gun i'm going back um
this i'll balkan out bro have you ever heard the phrase you versus the guy she tells you not to worry about I'm the guy who taught you
not to worry
sex as far down city is looking good
well that's nice rock so gonna back in everything we can use it to make a real
girl
let's check got a deck and everything.
How do you keep back to your crib?
By going to a teleporter, I think.
Goddamn, bro.
Why don't they build
a fucking storage crate, bro?
I already know how to build it, I think.
Who's this guy?
You got loot for me?
So you press um...
Press B and then right click. And along the top choose facilities. um... Wait, how do you make a balcony chat?
Look at this house!
Wait their cribs look insane. Chat no more questing
we're building only. We're building only
Their cribbler's looking insane. They make my shack look like dog shit
No more! I need people mining and cutting wood all night, dude
How do i-I wanna build a...
How do I put like a little uh ramp right here?
Hold on hold on no talking to me right now How do I put like a little ramp right here?
Hold on, hold on. No talking to me right now. I'm locked in.
How do I put like a little ramp type thing over here you know?
The fuck is this tri-ceiling
That's not what I need brother that's not what I need brother. That is not what you need brother
You mean stairs? You have to unlock stairs? Oh fuck. Okay right now it's gonna
Have to be a leap type situation then
Okay what do we do chat What do we do chat?
We gotta start putting some windows or something
We gotta get some airflow in here
Shit shit shit, shit, shit, shit.
Wait! Oh my god. How do I shorten these
motherfuckers? Alts? I built the storage. Let's go.
How do i do it? What is that thing?
Alt plus middle click?
Oh, alt plus scroll wheel.
It's not working though.
I think I changed my bind on alts. You probably want to give it me for safekeeping. I think I changed my bind on alts!
True...
I'M GONNA BREAK SOMETHING!!!
Controls, where's controls?
Where's controls?
Basic furniture we need. How do I reset my
controls?
How do I reset my controls?
Wait, where is the keyboard...
Resets. oh my god chill
F
build menu, stairs alt. It's not working.
Oh, yeah.
Remember to keep periodically hitting J
and then clicking claim in the bottom right
on all the different things
because you get loads of XP
and stuff from that.
It's not working, chat. How do I do it?
Hey, he said.
J for Juliette.
And then any of them that are yellow like quest
complete Warcraft style, yellow.
They're not shrinking anyway.
You got lines of XP?
I should turn my line on, no I don't know how.
F*** when did you see it?
It's not...
N sorry.
Oh yeah.
Accepting those claiming those things
gives you 50 XP per
and you get 5 XP
per kill
for each one of
those claims
it's like 10 kills.
That's only for the
second floor
but still I can't change it.
Whatever fuck it. Okay no stairs for that entrance whatever.
Let's keep moving. Let's keep moving.
Whatever we're getting stuck on it.
Next!
Alright how do we make this house better?
What have we got to work with? Not much here.
Yeah, loads of expo- How do I make a second floor?
We're making a second floor. Give me those stairs back.
I don't give a shit, we're making a second floor.
We gotta have a second floor. Yeah let's go explore the monolith. Actually maybe we need to get some weapons? We still
have our crossbows right? Make arrows and shit.
Oh shit I need to make arrows actually! what was the thing that made arrows What? What? Why is it not...
I'm not sure what the hell.
At the camp, maybe?
I don't know. At the camp maybe?
Oh yeah, your camp you make arrows. This is too big of a house Chad I'm not gonna lie
this is going to be too much utility
I'm going out there and that the change it up FST
and put next to base T thank you about them some shit around a whole lot is
gonna be quick but I promise you that.
You're going to have to go over here for now. You're going to have to go over here for now.
We are going to have to resize really quickly.
Some crucial things I guess... resize really quickly
the Hmm.
This is just, uh... Hey, Why is it not?
I'm just gonna get a shitload of arrows, but yeah, I'm going to see my leg less over
Over Yeah, I have like over 100. Is that a fish in your hand?
I gotta get out of here though Chad.
I'm not gonna lie, I'm too locked in on this house right now.
I just happen to see you.
I'm way too in on this house right now. I haven't just happened to see you.
I'm way too locked into this house.
You know what's crazy?
If there's- I've got like a weapon calibration bench
and if i go over there
And select what to calibrate this fish
He lays the fish on the table
Like you'd upgrade a weapon and it's
flapping around going mental. It's really weird
Oh, level up nice! Level six... Antibiotics healing bandage
Oh can we heal him?
Let's go!
How is this going to work like this? Hold on
You might have the fissure, I just went to my press i and then gear.
Then on the right you've got your knife or whatever?
I just had the fish there.
The knife...
Yeah, you made it up in slot.
Click on that and then it should show you options you got.
Oh, nada.
No. You haven't got that fish game like me did. Guess not. uh... another fish came up with it
i got there
and nineteen arrows
but the fact that
what they're going to work What the hell? They go to war.
When you enter your territory,
your energy and hydration loss is minus 80%.
Pipe shit!
PIPE SHIT!
I can research if i cant make it.
We can go to the model and test some shit. 10 You know what I'm saying or nah?
You wanna stay upstairs or downstairs, you're going on
craft some jeans you can craft them at this um
this thing here is it the gear workbench I want to use to get like eagles or guns made and shit?
Oh, I've got the bench. It's the... what's it called?
Gearworkbench, yeah.
Can I make a deagle?
You've only been up the stairs little bro, you ever been inside of the house?
What?
Oh. Oh shit, I'm the proud owner of a deagle!
I got no logs brother, I got no logs.
I'm not gonna lie, I used all them.
Okay let me relocate this...
I probably need to make ammo though, shit
How do we make ammo?
Yeah, I got-I gotta start playing with them chat
We gotta get out of here. I know you guys want me to add lights but
I don't think I can. I'll look really quickly
I'll look really quickly if I can add lights
Lighting... Can't add lights bro
It's not happening. Build a supplies workbench first
So what is the supplies work bench for? To build a gun?
I think that's the gear workbench
That does that.
Supplies workbench and gearwork bench...
Yeah, I need copper for this supply workbench.
Probably will need sulfur for ammo.
Yeah, I've got tons of sulfur. Just need the copper. sulfur for ammo
yeah i've got tons of sulfur isn't it the copper can you drop resources in this did we figure out
not sure
how many ciphers do i have? Oh, I see.
My deagle's broken because it does less damage than an arrow.
Can you make stairs to go up? I want to see the second floor. What you talking about make stairs to go up Yeah, we can model this whenever you guys want to.
It'll probably be pretty simple with just bows so...
Okay I'm done, I'm done.
I'm down.
Did you guys make a lot of arrows?
Where'd you make the arrows again at the workbench?
Press T.
If you press T, it'll replace your little territory.
You have that outside or inside of your house?
Outside.
Oh!
Yeah, ring the bell brother.
These studs are too far apart this isn't to code so I'm gonna have to call the inspector
Okay
I've got a deagle and fish fish. No, that's not what I'm looking for.
Also along the top you can craft armour.
Where are arrows on this menu?
Weapon crafting...
Oh, you press craft by hand or something.
Whatever button it says is craft by hand. I think it's F.
I got no logs. Okay, I need some logs quickly really quickly.
I got hella gravel though, I need some logs quickly, really quickly.
I got hella gravel though so we can't trade, right?
I don't think so.
How do you drop gear?
Yo,
it's kind of sick though.
Chat,
no joke,
if it was up to me
I would be building this house
all day long.
But we should go play the actual part of the game where you fight the mobs and stuff too.
But I like it though, I like it.
There's a lot depth in the game it looks like.
A lot of depth to the game. Wait, what?
How many arrows you guys got?
Like 200 each.
I have over, I have 100 something.
Alright, I'm just crafting and waiting for it then I'm ready. 30 seconds.
Ahhhhhh for it and then I'm ready. 30 seconds. Ah!
We took over this little area, bro.
I notice you don't have a balcony
over there, Terry.
No, on the other side.
Oh okay.
Bro!
The problem with my house right now is that you have to jump together and I couldn't build the stairs up front.
Oh god, dude...
No! I'm not doing anything more to the house right now because I'll get obsessed with it.
Why are my legs so thick?
I think I fucked up one of my sliders and I didn't realize.
Okay, do I look British yet?
Yourself like your character?
Yeah, my character.
I look British, I can't say.
Popped on a little suit.
British man...
Okay 20 seconds, i'm ready sorry
i made some more chat just in case because i might be whiffing out there
who knows
and we'll make him coppering gets more out boys
i didn't build um the gear workbench and shit, should I do that?
Before we go?
Or does it not matter?
It doesn't matter so we're not on that mission.
Okay, I'm good to go.
That's it. You think they're looking at the top?
Yeah.
What the heck?
Holster.
Alright we are going to go to war chat dude what is that movie
you'd look like he'd be one of those freaking british agents and that wait what what is that freaking movie called it's like a double
yeah Kingsman even cover his house up what is this
let's rain on all your shit dude you
got feelings in this bitch
I can't be here to show you see my
balcony about his fire i'm not gonna
buy that I just have a box somebody
pursue my house it's very plain So maybe you're going to see my house.
It's very plain,
I'm not gonna lie.
Yeah?
It's a big house but it's empty.
It's got no personality.
It's got no personality.
It's gonna get there
once you start getting more stuff, bro.
Don't worry,
I agree.
I agree. I agree.
Alright, you guys ready to run?
Yeah, let's get out of here.
Let's rock, let's rock.
We have to go.
Sorry, no shit.
We did a lot.
We did a lot of house stuff.
Check your settings on this game, it runs really hot? What?
Y'all are missing some health by the way you might want to hit whatever is on is on your hotbar looks like a syringe yeah
i refuse until i take more damage and maxing already man i only got four of those mad things
so i don't even know how to make them yet it make me like 10 what's the max level you guys know?
This Blue, okay. Let's sell the stuff to disassemble.
I see a gold box back there. If you press Q...
It looks like it's a scanner thing.
Right. So, are we going into a fight right now?
I hope so.
I'm just wondering if we have to finish this building quest part before we can do it. I think there's two separate quests, you've got the yellow one which is like...
Oh, I see.
Like the storyline and then
The other one is like the intro quest
To just make your base functional
Unlocking medic storage expansion
Okay
I gotta do that
Storage expansion...
That's...
I mean, I should just unlock all of them
that I need.
But which one is it?
Which one is it i'm trying to storage expansion where's under infrastructure
oh wow come over here.
I just found a purple chest with the little trick thing.
Over here.
If you climb up this shit here
and then jump through the air there's like a glowing orb up there,
and when you touch it, it spawns a chest. Purple chest.
You're a liar.
I'm opening it right now.
I just jumped through that purple thing
and when I landed, there was a purple chest on the floor.
What the hell?
Whaaat?
Oh, that up there you have to touch the bottom.
An AK-47?!
What?! Imagine... AK-47? What?
Nah, imagine.
Oh yeah, shit.
Shit.
You got me.
Okay, I've got some stuff there.
Yeah, I've got some like purple resources and shit.
Look up for secret chat...
Wait look!
So somebody put this note here? Yeah, like a dark cells.
Climb up and jump to the purple thing in the air
to get a chest.
Is that how you figure out?
I'm talking about storage expansion!
Where is it?!
Where is storage expansion?!
Oh... EXPANSION! Go basic storage on their building?
... I'll teleport to your territory. Oh, that's our question. I spoke to that woman who got the gun thing. I think tarik already did that
let's start on the left return to your territory teleportation recommended
yellow dots babes.
Am I blind? What yellow dots on the lefts?
Second tab from the top.
Top, second, left... okay.
And then what am I looking for again?
This?
Four. Yeah baby, the earbench is coming.
In the building tab?
Oh my god, where is it?
I'm so fucking lost.
Build a supplies workbench. It wants me to build a supplies work bench
I need more logs
Oh my god, there it is. Oh my god I actually didn't see it.
Okay we got it.
You broke the shotgun.
Everyone chill bro! Build any storage crate.
Did you guys build a storage crate already?
Yeah.
How's that go? That's where I keep my tea bags.
Now I go back to my base and do it?
Shit.
I'm sorry, chat.
I'm sorry, chat.
I'm sorry, chat, for my... For my silliness, really.
Really more than anything.
I haven't ate.
I need to eat. I need to eat. Maybe I need to eat? Will make my vision better? Probably
TP press B?
You can't TP. I'm on a teleportation tower, bro!
You're the only one who has a teleportation tower, buddy.
Come on dude, let's go. I'm gonna go in the other room.
Do they want me to build again?
Which one?
Build any storage crate, okay.
Supplies work, okay. Supplies work bitch.
Any storage crate...
Which one's the- let's just do that one.
Oh my god this is Little Ass Dang? What the hell is this?
... little ass thing? What the hell is this? Store items.
Fuck it. Probably goes into a tab, okay. I did store an item. I need my water though.
Oh. Oh, wait. Where did it go?
It's not into the crate.
Where did my shit go?
I see what you mean.
Is this... What is this materials?
Is this my inventory?
I see, I see.
Where did the...
Where did my shit go?
Fuck.
I want it back.
Whatever, it's fine.
Let's just
Just move something here materials tools consumables here it is I
Don't need that
Take that back as well. Yeah, howlla shit in there, what the fuck?
Basic furniture one
I'm sorry chat, I'm sorry that I'm just like
moving slow here
It's gonna get better
with time.
That is not what I'm doing
I don't have enough memetics. Wooden doors and windows or wooden roofs? Yes
I don't have enough memetics for this.
How do I get more ciphers?
What are you guys up to?
Are you guys doing the basic furniture shit?
Yeah, we're You guys doing the basic furniture shit? Yeah
I'm going to get that train. I need more ciphers for the next step
Yes I didn't be seven. Oh, yeah, yeah, you're right, I gotta claim my shit right.
Do i get ciphers through here chat?
Well I gotta claim all these.
Okay, I'm starting to get the hang of it now. I think that's how it goes.
That's how it goes, yeah.
Go to bed?
Okay.
Okay... Okay. Okay, okay now we're starting to talk.
Now we're starting to play.
Holy shit I'm making a thousand rounds of SMG.
Wait what?
Oh shit we got a problem here.
Okay whatever, we'll fix that another day.
How is he making guns and shit?
What am I doing over here building beds and shit?
We should probably move that though no?
God damn it. We're not playing Sims dude!
Sleeping in bed.
How are you making all those guns?
Is it on the workbench?
I'm just following
kind of like the tutorial.
The journey one?
It's a combination of a gear workbench and a supplies workbench.
He is just following the
stuff shot like the gear one makes the gun the supplies makes uh like arrows and ammo You're fucking kidding me.
This is what you get for...
It says a teleportation at Deadsville is recommended, it's activated.
Oh god...
I need to cut some shit.
You guys let me know when you want wanna go to uh, the next area.
Gedsville is what I got on the thing.
Okay.
Going to Wisconsin?
Yeah, I guess.
I'm going! I'm going chat hold on!
We're getting there
One step at a time baby
Copper pickaxe
Copper pickaxe I see a copper pickaxe there I don't see copper.
I don't see crude, buddy.
Maybe I gotta get a crude first? First. Calf the copper in here?
There's no copper pickaxe.
I only see copper like other shit.
Build a better supply bench?
What does that mean dude?
Should i just build this and see what happens?
I've made a judgement centre where I can sit and judge you.
What the fuck dude?
Maybe I have to level it up or something.
It's a judgment center.
It's something British people built
on their property.
Yeah?
Oh, it probably wasn't doubled up.
It probably wasn't doubled up.
My house needs to get
a little bit of...
It probably wasn't doubled up
as it was.
You seem not planted any corn syrup yet.
You should probably get on that.
Yeah, listen.
I'm working on it.
Listen, I got cool shit too, right?
I got an SMG.
Hey, why can't I do this?
Actually, I shouldn should be talking shit-
AH!
Copper pickaxe chat...
Actually don't know.
Fuck.
Copper...
There's no copper pickaxe in the menu
Use memetics and check tools
Oh there it is, copper pickaxe
Yeah wait where do you find that?
That's what I'm looking for
It's at the tree at first
Copper pickaxe tree...
Like specifically on the sides of your tree.
And then you can make it at your Spicework bench.
There we go.
That replaces my other one right?
I see it.
Make sure you really like that probably. I didn't know how to load it up.
Still not here, still not here. It's still not here!
It's still not here!
Gear bench? Should I build another bench?
Okay. Okay.
Copper and got...
Dude, stop fucking building your judgment area, bro.
Dude!
Where else am I gonna judge? You have two benches?
It's the wrong bench?
It's the wrong bench really?
Oh...
Oh facilities Oh... Oh, facilities.
Tacos is the reason we have tree problems around here.
That's probably true.
Is it a gear workbench maybe?
Alright boys, whenever you're ready to go
to Deadsville we gotta do that so we can get our
motorcycles home then you can build a
garage for it okay? Then you can feel cool about doing that.
I don't know...
Why is this copper pickaxe...
Oh, no, it's not showing on this fucking workbench.
I'm so confused why.
I already leveled it up in the tree too.
Supply bench.
Oh, the supply bench? Yes! That's what I'm on.
And you sure you leveled it up in the... whatever.
Okay, I see it. Nevermind.
Craft and furnace. and then whatever okay i see it never mind craft infernus oh my god oh my god
i see now
it's red that's why okay we found out oh my god we're moving slow over here man we were moving slow over here you already made guns and shit
that's crazy bro
he said i build windows to keep the smell out while he judges me man Oh god.
Add some windows? Bro, we're not adding windows right now!
Build a ward gear bench.
Oh my god I'm so behind these guys right now.
Hold on hold on.
What do i need? I need copper fast.
Wait we don't have copper, we might have copper.
We need 30.
Shit wrong button. Oh, shit. I'm done.
Craft copper.
27?
I need more. What is it that i need?
Copper or charcoal...
What do i need for charcoal?
Bugs. Fuck, any copper, any copper, any copper!
I'm stressed out man!
I'm stressed out man!
I just wanna be ready when they're ready, but I'm behind right now.
Use the other pickaxe?
Alright. It's okay, let's just go for now
This
Let's forget about that this.
Alright.
How you doing? I'm'm getting there not there yet though
i need more material chat i don'tending like I'm shooting at this guy. I think I'm gonna need more material,
I'm not going to lie.
Pretending on base camping just getting ready.
Rust cosplay.
Hehehehe! You're a rust-rust cosplay.
Am I using my copper chat?
Or am I not? I'm not, I don't think I am.
Why am I? No, I'm not. I don't think I am. Why am I not though?
Let me take that out of my inventory. come on copper copper go run run
Your inventory just use it. I'm pressing zero, but it's not pulling it out
The fact that I can't even get into my house unless I jump is ridiculous, but that's a whole other story for another day.
I don't know...
I don't actually know how many I need.
Okay. I don't actually know how many copper things i have right now.
What am I trying to build a work gear bench on the see above my window at 12 honey I need 18 more and he spelled Center wrong. That's crazy.
He spelled it like British style.
Bailed! This is ridiculous ridiculous, you know that?
This is getting fucking ridiculous.
It's the English language, I might have to misspell words.
I'm a new Shakespeare.
Fuck your furnace is hella slow right?
I like this though, I like this.
Honestly, I didn't even get to play it. I don't know what I was doing there. about our new shakespeare your furnace is hella slow right i like this though
i like this honestly i didn't yeah i like that you
honestly you got a little bit of stuff spelled it like that and i would have
believed you that's what i thought hey why the other one not building
while we're waiting. You said garage wrong, like a garage instead of garage
Shit like that you know you fuck up on some stuff
Go mind what you were waiting for
I'm coming over to your fucking house
Okay okay I'm getting close, I'm getting very close
It's in the furnace
Dude! I'm not gonna lie, I was panicking for a bit here
I'm not gonna lie
I was freaking out for a little bit but
I think I figured it all out.
I got stuff in the furnace, so I'm just mining materials to be effective
while it's cooking.
No entrance to your rooftop, huh bro?
Uh... yeah. Don't bring up my house or I'll get obsessed.
I'll get obsessed. Okay, here we go.
Your workbench thing. Here we go.
Get a workbench... Dang.
Oh, I forgot how to put my weapons back on and all that stuff.
Craft an early weapon.
Pistol? Wait no, fuck a pistol! Don't need to do it at a synthesis bench pistol wait no fuck up his tool
Characters make something bro. They're waiting for you buddy get a pistol
Insufficient materials, what do we need hold on hold on people what do we Do I have to unlock it?
Yeah, you're right. We do. You're right, we do. this one
okay yeah Okay, yeah. Insufficient materials? But what is this that we need?
Pistol frame and all this shit?
How are we gonna...
How'd you get the materials for your weapon?
If you click on
the little plus at the bottom, it says like this will need a gun barrel or
something.
And if you click on the plus, it will let you select junk to make it.
I see.
Okay. Hopefully he picked up enough see. Okay.
Hopefully you picked up enough bullshit. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The crossbow is the best shit early game anyways.
Yeah it hits a lot harder than my deagle
but the deagles like rapid fire I guess
Okay, I see
Like semi-auto
We should go mine while we do this
They got 40 seconds in there. I'm cutting wood while we wait.
Nah, I should be close.
I should be very close.
This guy... Let's get out of here. Why is my guy using a rock to cut a tree down?
We're good.
Oh, when you crafted your copper axe did you equip it?
I have to equip it. I thought I should have it in my inventory
How do i equip it.
Mine went on my hotbar.
On the gear?
Oh, I have to actually have it on my hotbar no matter what
make it so it's equipped essentially
yeah i think so oh so the hot bar is not just for key
binds it's like legit what things you know what
okay didn't know that.
I'm not gonna have enough for this, am i?
Thank god I do. I would've freaked out if I didn't have enough, I would actually freaked out.
Coughed any ammo in the supplies workbench?
Okay...
Any ammo?
Copper pistol ammo.
One?!
Forty bullets, I need more copper pistol ammo.
Just about... yeah. I have 40 bullets is it enough wait
i just noticed uh smg dead spell no we already do that okay and i need one more minute a thousand bullets let me over a minute every quick
will let us get to places much faster and avoid any dangers along the way What do I need for the ammo? copper SMG ammo just okay this thing
that's a GM oh yeah I know I see now I
might have been wrong one on the first one.
It's okay.
We're very close.
We're so close.
Empty your bag for max storage.
Oh, man.
Don't have shit in my back.
We're so close baby.
In fact what am I gonna do about fucking water now when I run out of water?
I don't even know...
How did we get water?
Water uh you get the dirty water in the pond and then you have a kettle that you boil it in apparently.
Oh, this is the best game ever.
If you can get water and use a kettle, I'm sold.
Okay. I'm sold. So you've already done that?
Get off me man!
Alright, I got hella ammo.
Did you guys craft the melee weapon too?
Shit.
Does it say go to that wall?
Dude, look at it. It's magnificent
It's got music and everything dude Melee weapon. Where do I craft the melee weapon out of this?
Yeah we charge for tickets now so I have to put music in
to keep the kids entertained.
You've gone too far!
Go to Deadsville?
Yo, come look at this fucking thing. Tarek. What? Yeah, it does.
It does? Okay. Come look at this thing.
Wait did you guys make armor or no?
Okay fuck this let's go. I made something better than armor
Okay, I'm coming
Okay let's go I got a gun now
How do you boil water?
A furnace?
Kettle Kettle A kettle? I'm good.
A kettle.
You made a kettle?
Wait, can I use your guys' crib for shit or no?
Probably not, right?
Yeah.
Step into my building!
Where do you boil your water?
I need a campfire...
I need a campfire.
In here.
What the fuck is this?!
Oh my god.
Wait, wow!
You have windows you can open?!
Yeah how do you think we keep the smell out?
That's fucked up Come Come have a look at the front!
Which front? Where, where?
The window over here.
Oh my god!
Wow, wow that's so cool
Now I see what you're talking about
That's ridiculous look at him
He thinks he is better than us that's so cool it's ridiculous, look at him That's so hilarious
He thinks he is better than us
So ridiculous bro
Are we going? Okay.
Alright, I'm gonna go boil water while they fuck around. How'd you do it? You just went in the furnace? I got ten bowl of waters.
How'd you do it? You just went in the furnace?
Yeah, I just went to my camp
and then made And then, yeah.
And I made the blood water there.
Gotcha.
Now I just have it on my hopper.
What about food though?
We gotta start...
We gotta kill some deers or some shit?
I actually have somebody
at the time it's about. Or how to cook it.
Oh there's a stove! You have to remember to search your stove.
Do you have to create a stove?
Well...I would presume if you want to cook the meat,
you'd need the stove unlocked.
I mean, I am guessing but...
Damn how does this guy already have fucking um
He already made lights and shit!
Bro he's the home entertainment.
It's in memetics. You have to unlock it first.
Facility... Oh, it's the last one building I think
maybe so actually maybe it's the...
Oh logistics sorry. The one with the plant on it.
It's a top one.
Yeah I'll use one to that okay?
We make a quick stove so we can get some food because I'm sure there will be a problem later.
Call them. Call.
Uhhh, where's the stove? There it is.
Wait, insufficient materials? Are you fucking drunk?
What do I need?
You have to keep hitting Jai and play Mino your shit.
Copper and charcoal...
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! Me too!
Okay... Me too. Okay, we're getting there
slowly but surely
The game seems fun it's just that there is a small learning curve for myself but I
think that's just a me thing.
But uh...
I think its pretty straight forward like if i was to be honest.
I think things seem pretty straightforward here.
You need copper ore too, not even ingots.
Yep.
Alright you guys wanna do this thing first and we'll come back?
Yeah sure. Don't do me now the meat i think we'll be fine
without it unless you're really hungry all right let's get it then i don't think my characters are
hungry yet right oh i guess i we're... I'm getting there.
I'm in yellow.
Like halfway.
I still have a thing of food
to eat though.
You should have loads of food.
Like you get like...
Where?
Press I
and then
in your main invent
I have like
wait a sec are you clicking into the second tab
oh yeah you are
because I have like 10 cab lunch meat i have awful juice corn on the cob flatbread
where's the water yeah that's probably because you got upgraded account bro oh those leave the
water out of the water no i don't know to be honest.
Maybe you just
happened to loot that stuff
while we went
to those areas.
This game was like
advanced for us.
I never played Rust
though
to be honest.
Actually no
I did play Rust
but I never really
played though.
Alright, okay we're ready bro let's roll.
We're ready?
Alright.
Fuck...
We're going to the next spot.
I don't think you're selling your gym jams and I'm wearing a full suit.
Oh, you didn't loot anything in the tutorial zone.
Oh.
How'd you get a suit on?
I was about 6'0".
I was like $1 or something.
Yes!
No, you didn't dude.
You're so stupid. How have you done all this already?! dollar or something. Yes! You didn't, dude.
You're so stupid.
How have you done all this already?
Alright.
Just watch your
things.
That's crazy.
Let's go to the
fucking tower.
I was trying to figure out how to...
Uh, I'm roasted by me it's 15 seconds then I'm ready for real.
For real?
For real.
This is good fun man. This is cool. for realsies
This is good fun man, it's cool. It's cool
I'm so hungry chat in real life that is i'm so hungry in real life all right i am coming
i have food but i want to keep it moving here. I don't know what I just did, but I just claimed all of something and got some extra canned food.
Let's go!
Wait, what?
Alright, let's roll.
I think we got it marked.
I got it marked right?
Yeah, I got it marked up.
We gotta get over to the yellow brothers.
Let's hit it!
Should we go left here or should we go right here?
Right?
Nah, let's go left.
Done. That was good intuition. Let's go left. Let's get into it.
Let's get into it.
Ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha! Wait, I...
Oh yeah we could teleport there bro.
We have to go back to our base.
No shot dude.
I think we can teleport from our base there, I think so.
Yeah, I was about to run.
Pretty far.
We're okay, we're okay.
Do you need to build something in the base of Tadpole or no?
I don't think so. Hey where'd you get those shorts Summit?
You built those?
Yeah it's one of my sliders got a little out of hand though. though
how are you teleport from this?
Yeah, uh, you like click the little symbol on the top of- On the left side and then you can F.
Hold F to tell it.
Little blue thing.
That's good. Uh... Little blue thing. Oh!
I can't do it, my teleporting is like grayed out.
Hmm... My teleporting is like grayed out.
Can you do it, Tarek? I'm here!
You have to get closer...
I was inside my house when I did it yeah, I'm inside my house. Um
On your map right?
Yeah, so press m and then click on that thing where you are
that's film does it say on your questing to go to thatadsville? Oh shit no, not yet.
Ok that's why then.
Oh sorry unlock... ok one sec.
It's uh yeah.
I think I need to spend more
I'm gonna pee, imma pee fast one sec I guess you guys have a motorcycle.
At level 5.
I've got them. I can craft mine without the resources
Oh, craft an MP7
You made a Deagle and an MP7? Damn.
This guy sells meat, roasted meat anyways. I'm going to need one coffer and get that quest.
Sorry.
Waited all my resources on my summit observatory.
Yes, we have a footsie there. all my resources on my summit observatory. Yeah, my food's heating up!
This is exciting we're finally going somewhere!
Oh wait bro there was an ad for Variety? Bro I've been playing I'm so hungry. You got a suppressor? What? Almost, it costs $10.
Oh my god.
I don't even know what that is.
It's like a I'm so hungry right now, man. You got suppressor? What?
Almost. It cost a thousand fucking things
at this shop here. Oh shit!
That's crazy.
Yeah and it goes on the MP for MP7 too. Were you back in the day like 1.6?
You were a suppressor-on or off gunner kind of guy?
I was
suppressor on
most of it.
A man of culture.
I like how they added it
so you don't hit right click to accidentally take it on and off anymore.
Because that used to be a thing,
I'd shoot at somebody,
actually hit right click,
my guy started taking the suppressor up his gun.
What can i buy my flashlight to chat?
What was that thing we do the claiming stuff?
J for Juliet no journey yet
Oh yeah baby lots of claims.
Telepoint C now I think I've unlocked it now.
None of these weird keys are working.
Cool, cool, cool.
Yeah it's just like a launch thing to say congratulations.
Oh good call. I love this chat so much bro you guys are like so smart Hey, I'm here with y'all.
Alright.
We need to talk to one.
Speak to Mary.
Mm-hmm.
Who's that? It's me. speak to Mary ooh I have enough money
to buy the suppressor should i do it?
do it dude
in band I should put it in there.
That's me! Bessie hit the tower. to let you travel between worlds but i haven't been able to figure out how
either way i'm glad it got you here deadsville is the perfect place
to dig up info on the area that merchant over by the old truck looks like she gets around
Speak with the trader on the side, oh is is that where you're doing this espresso thing?
No I just... no. I was just looking around waiting.
I'm gonna go talk to this person now that you're here.
Come take a look.
Anything that catches your eye,
I'm always open for business. Wait, I've never seen you before but... You're a mayfly ain't ya?
Oh thank goodness.
I could really use some help.
My name's Claire. Claire Lay.
Normally, I'm a wandering merchant, but now I'm stuck here.
I sent a team over to a place called the Rotten Manor three days ago,
to collect some goods for me.
But they never came back.
It's possible that they ran off with the goods.
Don't be so cynical.
I've been through thick and thin with them.
They wouldn't do that to me. Rumor is the rotten...
Why does my character not talk? Am I supposed to talk? Am I supposed to talk what i heard from that gentleman over there he should be able to tell you more there's no question that guy stands out we'd better talk to him and see what he knows.
Good luck! Oh, and I'll happily pay a reward if you can recover my stuff for me.
I'll mark Rotten Manor on your map. Make sure to stock up on ammo before you go, alright?
Alright Alright.
Gotta go into the house?
Oh, wait. This guy. Ooh! Deagle suppressed our And know the place for the first time Oh
Some pants bro i am samuel low
yeah i got a motorcycle oh do you always now you're interested in the deviation inside that monolith aren't you?
But the tower is locked.
Rift anchors.
Spot on!
I gotta get through.
Indeed.
I'm looking forward to it by the way.
We'll take a ride now right guys?
Where ya going? forward I guess we're going yeah you guys already did you do all this artist on that yeah I gotta go to rotten manor and I got my motorcycle out front waiting.
I'm skipping dialogue. Cut.
Pretty sure I've got a rare one dude. Bigger engine.
Goes faster.
We'll see about lucky roll
get the motorcycle oh shit
oh yeah this looks like it'll be fun to ride.
Ohhh! Now we're playing!
The game has begun. Now we're playing!
The game has begun.
Motorcycle gang, out?
Alright, you ready? Let's roll. How do I wheelie? I do it really?
Are we the bad guys in Walking Dead?
Yeah, looks like it.
Wow! I can see you're riding on the right, the correct side of the road to me. Yeah taking a left here.
Don't have to wait for a light just so we don't get hit by something. Yeah, taking a left. Taking a left here.
Don't have to wait for light just stop it on red.
Wait why is my divine stand again? Before exploring danger areas build a campsite nearby.
That's why all these are here.
Hehehe Sorry, sorry, sorry.
You're good.
I got it.
What's the key to get off?
T... oh, uh, uh... F?
F? Ah thanks.
Drive or refuel?
... What? assassinating I'm going gonna stop.
Oh no!
What, what, what? Nothing, nothing.
What funny? What funny?
We don't know what happened there.
Alright, we're going in here. Two better teams than me. all right what are you doing here
oh back now he's stuck at 20. 11 oh i'm running the boss
how do you rollat ravenous hunter is our opinion.
You guys doing that?
Controls roll
Did you access this purple thing? I know.
I don't...I dunno
Where the fuck have you guys gone? I didn't see you on the map
We're in like a boss fight right now
I think you activated it without me, that's kinda stupid of him.
It was all ones, it was all ones.
Yeah, it's like a solo one.
You just investigate the little statue or whatever that was.
I can't seem to activate them.
Damn my SMG fucked this dude up.
Yeah, I got him in like four clips...
Actually three.
That's pretty nice.
Oh, I see a second instance and got it.
Yeah.
I should've tried first person shooting there actually.
First person? How do you do that?
Just tap your right click instead of hold it.
Oh, nice.
Maybe we should wait for this, right? I don't know if we're going through this together.
Uh yeah, we'll wait.
Type shit! Type shit! type shit
type shit
you know what I'm saying or nah
how do i store my inventory here
and this is bad fucking
inventory, uh im not gonna lie bro. This is a bad loadout
Let's start moving shit around a little bit
Let's get the meat in the front
What else do we want here? Copper pickaxe? Not in particular
Not in particular
Maybe just put it...here, I don't need that really.
Okay, I did nothing.
Nice.
Alright.
Have to pay respects on this...
Can't hit it!
Got it.
Uh, explore settlements in Dayton
wetlands and unlock enough rift anchors, so we need to do three more of those
The fuck is going on?
Motorcycle gang out hold on hold on
Boys out. Sorry good well done
Go first Alright, we're good. Where do we want to go first? Maybe the southwest one I guess?
What do you guys think?
Yeah, Southwest.
Oh gee, yeah.
Southwest sounds smart. We'll look for a way Yeah. Southwest, south of Smart.
Or you go southwest and wrap around right? Like go down to the...you know?
Go south after?
Pick it up while going down?
Yeah. Alright let Pick it up when I'm going down? Yeah.
Alright, let's get in.
Yo!
What the fuck?!
If you just right click it...
If you just press a map and right click it,
It'll put like a waypoint 4 down for you anyway.
Man everyone get the fuck out of the way!
Boy that's sick!
That's great man! Yes!
Oh I hit that dude.
You get points for that?
Nah, I lost health actually.
What happened?
What happened?
What happened to you?
It's a race. Do you guys have some classical music playing?
Yeah, I do.
I've never felt so British in my life. up this is that's what the inside of an english person's head sounds like at all
times That's what the inside of an English person's head sounds like at all times.
This music ain't actually live? Nah, it's kinda interesting...
Oh you can press X to change it?
Yeah, X changes it. Mine is not changing though! Oh you can press X to change it? Oh, yeah.
X changes it.
Mine's not changing though.
Yeah, I wish we did that.
Oh, oh I see it.
OH SHIT!
DEER CROSSING!
Oh shit!
I didn't see no sign.
Oh shit! Oh shit! I haven't seen a sign.
Nah, I was feeling the classical beat. What?
You're so stupid! what what do you want from me
fuck this I'm out bro, I'm out. Wait why is it not pinging? Why is it not pinging this? We're going to the next yellow objective, yeah?
It's this way.
I can't ping the nice one it's weird.
Mouse over and then move your mouse down to the yellow bit,
And then right click.
We're going on a Mayfly's path?
Uhh...
South one?
Yes yes yes.
Oh my god what is going on?!
There's an exclamation mark there, I wonder what that is?
Like a quest gift or something? Is he in exclamation on the map there, I wonder what that is. Like a quest gift or something?
You see an exclamation here?
On this corner? Yeah yeah like
a quest or something
I don't see it
I can't see Yeah, see it. See this guy there?
I don't know what that is.
He crashed really partners into him.
Come over and lend me a hand.
Being out
in the wilderness alone is not safe, maam do you need help getting back home no i
don't want to do this now you're very kind but that's not what i need what the fuck
should anybody do you'd like me to retrieve some objects as reminders of your friends?
Yeah, peace. We're gonna get our shit out by your friends, Doc.
Get me outta this man! I don't even know if I can't i think i have to accept it
it doesn't change anything come on thanks for wasting my time lady Oh my god, I've lived in Canada long enough now that driving on the right side of the
road does feel natural.
Yeah... Does that make me a traitor? driving on the right side of the road does feel natural.
Yeah, there you go. Does that make me a traitor?
Yep, a little bit.
Yeah, a little bit!
Wait what's the last bar chat?
It's time to open a summon wheel and speak to V or head to a neutral settlement and-
What?
You commissioned. You've got commissions.
Um, we get all of them.
I think you only get like eight at a time or some shit though.
These are like Okay, five at a time.
These are like... I think these are just missions to get extra experience and stuff?
Make 30 servings of boiled water easy.
Hunt 20 animals easy. Drive over 3,000 miles of boiled water easy. Hunt 20 animals, easy.
Drive over 3,000 miles in a vehicle? Easy.
Is all of ours different?
Build 10 structures!
Easy for SAC.
Oh god... It's just like an extra quest board. Meet and marry under the monolith.
I'm slowing down!
I'M SLOWING DOWN!!!
So is mine.
I need to eat? Wait, why?
Oh good call.
Oh yeah. Where do we meet? Mary?
Should be a yellow diamond on the map.
Yeah, there's one to the next one right?
To welcome back? yeah i guess so
oh nice they made the bike faster compared to one. What the hell that person
I got this back
Say craft Did your past quest say craft a melee weapon? Uh, I can't see it right now.
No mine says look for the mystical crate.
It's kind of just two quests.
There is like your personal quest and then there is like a tutorial one.
Yeah... It's like your personal question and it's like a tutorial one. um Where the hell is a mystical crate? Yeah, where the fuck are we supposed to go now?
Look for- oh I think we're supposed to explore the area?
Are we? Look for a supposed to explore the area? Are we?
You're in a different quest than me.
I'm doing Explorer through Ville
Yeah how the fuck do we get on this?
I guess it's because we're at a town called Thruville.
I think if we leave it, we'll get out of this class and keep going north. Oh, maybe you're right actually.
Oh my god are you kidding me?
It's like a looting town.
Gotta loot while I'm here though.
Kinda cool.
We should come through here and loot cause it's probably good to have some infrastructure.
We're there?
Golden seat to the left? No there isn't.
Yo! Oh my god I'm losing it over here.
I'm losing the
plot.
Oh shit. plot. Please put on some
pants?
I gotta make some, bro. It's gonna take a while, not gonna lie.
Pant track before the fucking ass. I would love to.
... I don't have anything on my quest anymore.
Yeah, that's what chat is saying.
I untracked it but i don't even know how
Press l on the left press l and then open the sections on the left and find it
Oh, yeah welcome back it's about right yeah okay you just press oh yeah yeah somehow I think me and you go through that area
on track this
yeah Yeah, you're right. Yes sirski!
We are moving!
That was another quest over here, yeah.
What? There seems to be some area stuff... Yo, these fucking little obstacles are gonna be definitely yo Oh, God.
Are we in a PvP server? God no!
I'm not trying to die to you guys.
Made it! Yes sir!
Nice! Obtained tier 1 armor, craft Yes sir. Nice.
Obtained tier 1 armor, craft one of the- okay that's like we're going back to our base now huh?
Uhhhh... uh is that what you guys got?
What are you doing over there, Zach?
Um
For some reason, I'm ahead in the quest chain.
I was behind before we started so I don't know how.
I'm just following the yellow diamonds.
The quest chain brings me back to...
Did your quest chain after that one, Teric? Tell you to go up to tier 1 armor?
Yeah. I'm on it as soon as you can.
Do you have that, Sac?
I think you're doing an area quest. Let's go to Sac right away.
Okay. I think you're doing an area quest, let's go to Sack of Ripper.
My welcome back quest in yellow says follow the guidance
To explore the monolith
Yeah yeah So his is... to explore the monolith. Yeah, yeah...
So his place is different than ours?
I don't know. Did you get all the things that we're supposed to get yeah maybe we've already
crafted a tier one armor
oh yeah i have like yeah at the workbench you can make like a shirt and some gloves or something.
We're gonna make him do it again though? For the quest? Not sure.
Nah we'll make him do it again. It's an to make him craft the optional craft ammo.
We can TP, I'm pretty sure if we get off the motorcycle.
What we could just...
There is a teleportation tower up where he is all the way through that.
Well, I think we can just TP right away like this.
Try.
Yeah. Okay.
Just go straight back to the house?
Yeah.
Let's hear what armor I'm gonna get.
I guess we'll do that real quick.
Yeah, don't know why my one's ahead.
It makes no sense.
I mean it does because you made the armor already we haven't oh maybe
i accidentally did the objective so just skipped that bit for me or something yeah
yeah
i think they have to unlock the armor right? It's in the second tab of the bench.
We gotta get some...I need some material.
Shit, you said explore the wilderness to send those scraps.
Okay, I need scraps for sure. shit son
need some charcoal real quick
and then I'll throw the copper on the thing
and then I'll go mine some material
let's be productive here, people!
Alright.
The question is, chat, How do I get these scraps? That's the part that I don't know.
Wait what? Why is he using a rock?
Where's my...
I'm missing hide.
I might have to go kill some animals real quick.
There we go. Yeah, I gotta go kill animals.
We need hide as one of the things?
Yeah.
Where do i get scraps?
Loot towns and dismantle shit? like it's rocks the town this message
in my business over here here. Where's my gun?
Is this someone's house?
Oh no, I don't want to interact with this.
Master another quest.
Just land below the bench and you can get scraps from that?
Seems like it's really hard to come back.
What is it?
The animals, they're not gonna be everywhere.
Right.
Oh no no no! Where our houses are over the river,
the other side of the river north of it.
There was like ten deer and I was killing them
And they were respawning by the time I killed half of them
They were back again.
Bring a garlic bat?
I'm sorry to hear everybody...
Unless someone else is there doing it
There were tons where I built the base.
The assembly bench is where I can get scraps, but I think I need stuff to...
What's this? Oh my turtling again. to
what is this i have my territory oh yeah you're right there is a time
get thirsty all right hold on buddy. Holy shit I just got like seven. assemble bench chat where do you think I get the scraps?
Craft it all.
Is here one armor, not a helmet.
I mean it's all the same shit now
Disassembly vents, you already have it built. But I don't have anything to throw in is what I'm trying to say though.
Like, I need more scrap items. Shit, I need like a lot of scrap.
I need to go to the town and get scrap.
Man, we should leave that town while we were there. Yeah.
What is this? Just like random shit you pick up?
Yeah it would just be like tablecloth...
...blanket...
You know metal posts and some random shit.
You bring them to your thing in your vest and you just grab him up.
Yeah, yeah.
Look at this motherfucker's already got a spot for his bike bro! Which mother fuck fuck you talking about
well you you do this i can't have a summit observatory
without a garage next door can i that's crazy so there what am i a heathen crazy well my heat them
through the should be really good i don't know
again for a little bit
ceramic Should I make blue armor or should I make...
I'm getting crazy.
You probably don't have this.
I don't, those red pants I don't have.
Well that being said, I just feel like i've got an old dinner helmet on from tarkov now
oh i do love this raid actually. This raid taught me.
Oh it's gonna make me take off my suit now!
Now you want some different shit?
I don't even have an ass. Screw him.
I love that!
God damn it.
Hello? 10 to 5 Time to farm some more copper, baby.
I didn't want to settle for less on the loot dude, I wanted to look sick.
Don't mind if I do for a rifle not much scrap here though chat
not gonna lie that's too much crap here check out here
well maybe down here the is this?
Where the fuck am I?! Oh shit. What is this? I don't know what that is.
Oh my god.
I just found some crazy shit, I don't know what this is.
I got a blast suit, I'm in like some tunnel or something and I just got a blast suit.
What? He's cheating get him out of here where do i put this thing on from Don't put it on?
How do I even
Put it on?
How much longer Am I playing for? I think we're actually done, I want to save it.
I'll just run if its fine.
There's so much copper ore around our fucking I was just running at this point.
There's so much copper ore around our fucking spot, it's crazy bro, I'm stealing all of it. Oh shit! chat how do i put the blast suit on
does anyone know or not really so I'm gonna go.
You found the blueprint?
Oh, I see. I didn't actually find the item,
I found the blueprint.
Wait, chat, I feel like I found some sick fucking town here though some w explorer no Bring out ammo.
You've got a suppressed AK!
Let's go.
We have a suppressed ak yeah
what
i don't know what's tiny it's like when someone says you don't
have what i didn't have except this time I do have it.
Did I depress this?
I don't fucking know.
Find weapon and armor crates, oh i'm almost done with this quest I just realized
I didn't mean to do it. I don't have much ammo so I don't think i'm gonna with these guys too much
oh there it is oh
this guy's through my weapon crate wait these guys took my weapon crate Oh
This guy's to my weapon crate
Yeah, I'm no more Emma what this guys saw my weapon tray I didn't know it was like know it was like first come first serve. Are you kidding me?
What the fuck?
That's weird. I thought they were like a...
Yeah, I thought so too
survival yeah I have all the scrap by knee, but I want to finish this quest.
Look here.
How are we looking on health and shit?
We're doing fine.
Oh, I found one.
Wow!
This machete is insane dude.
Are you kidding me?
Oh shit. How was that?
Oh... Oh. Oh, we did the quest.
Nice. Alright I think we can TP back now.
I'm moving on to meet Mary under the monolith of greed
Roger
Let's go let's go.
Let's go. I think we got hella shit honestly right there. Let me do this real quick
claim our shit
Use my ciphers What What do I want to...
what do you want to focus leveling up into memetics?
Like whatever you want?
Just go for whatever it is.
Yeah, I don't know. I guess after tutorial stuff, probably whatever.
Well, I feel like we would want to target the guns right here. advanced ammunition? what about a better gun?
advanced gear, workbench. That's what I need.
But to be fair...
...I still haven't even made the guns that I can make.
Save it for later? Should we save them in medics for now? Maybe we could save it for later? Should we save the memetics for now?
Maybe we can save it for now.
What are we gonna try to do here?
Make armor.
We got a lot of scrap now.
Select all.
That's real good.
That was a real good run, I'm not going to lie.
That was a real good run.
Oh my God.
Got a helmet?
Equip that.
What's this?
It's the best one here
Uh, tier 2
We should go tier two for sure.
Rustic or test subject?
I think test subjects looking better now.
I got armor our my inventory although i have I'm gonna add this, um...
I think about the objective you're coming to.
Summit. It's like a raid boss spawn or something.
Okay. Might be a public event maybe?
I think it's an instance dungeon. You walk up to it and click it
and select the boss you want to fight
then select your team
When all three of us are on it we should be able to get them god damn
it bobby i'm trying to build this stupid thing should i get the gloves in the full set what do
i have right now hold on let me see what i have i want to make the i want to make sure
the gear is matching right so it makes sense
like my helmet is not going to be the same as the rest of my armor this is a rustic jacket
should i just make a rustic build chat what do you think god where am I supposed to build this I think we are
today yeah probably later oh I need logs! Oh, fucking A. I'm dumb
I need to fucking hide
Yeah just kill a few down
Yeah should be somewhere north of where our bases are The closer you have on, the faster you can run. I'm on my way. Everybody else built theirs here!
Their bases?
There's like a shitload of them all right next to each other.
Why is it better there?
Cause you get to respawn for em.
Oh, like for the- to go into the fight?
Yeah, so that you can respawn here.
I don't have any ammo, Shad. Yes, I can respawn here.
I don't have any ammo shot. You want me to put your little cap or thing down?
Level 7. Let's go! go.
I don't know if you're up here, Zach.
I'll see you up there.
No, these deers are running from me!
I don't have any ammo!
God!
That's so annoying. I don't have any ammo.
That is so annoying they're just running.
Do you have my bow? Do I have a bow?
On the bike man. Alright, where's my bow at?
You're a bit hungry.
Oh fuck.
Grab man, grab!
I'm gonna go get the gun.
I'm going to go get the gun. I'm going to go get the gun. I'm going to go get the gun. Grab man, grab.
Oh there it is. It's right there.
Good call chat. Good call, good call. Can you target the enemy?
Or no, just aim at it bro what do you mean target?
What are you talking about dude?
You said you can't even target the enemy.
Oh my god.
I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. dude he said you target the enemy
i thought with the other one i didn't do the other one or is it looting them Or...
Is it looting them? These guys didn't have loot?!
How did I switch shoulders like that?
Caps lock. Oh, thank you.
I forgot that I might angle my mouse right now.
I'm just finding you.
Yeah, so I
You ready to do this part up there?
Uh yeah, I've already done it so I'm just gonna grab some shit down here.
I didn't put my camp down so I was going to go place a camp and then come up and meet you in a sec.
I remember doing this on our last playthrough.
I didn't spend as much time on my building
in the last playthrough
Ugghh Do my mission? I'm just trying to get a full armor set before I do my mission.
But maybe I don't need it, maybe I don't need it to be honest.
Maybe I should do my mission, you're right.
You're right, I should do my mission.
What the hell?
We'll come back for the... we'll get the armor on the way there or something.
Unlock my medic garage, yeah I can do that real quick.
Garage was under......structure.
This is fine.
Minotaur's married.
You finished the Welcome Back quest? Uh, summit? I'm on a Rift Beacon and it's into rift space right now.
Okay.
Doing some crazy shit out here, bro.
Should I just keep going forward them
What are you gamers giving me no cap? think it's fun.
Whaaat?
We'll just give dialogue, so we can keep it moving.
Ah, fuck! I have to wait for you to get here.
Yeah, we'll be done in a sec. Sorry. sorry let's go into guy brought some ammo and meds for us as well now let's
go this guy next to me he's got a fucking lmg
but that wasn't even the quest that i
was trying to do
oh there's an elite higher need to get up for quest i think there's a what elite I
Don't have SMG ammo. Oh, yeah your right that's what I needed wrong way
You're right. That's what I needed needed all right we can keep going for now and then
I'll go back and build something or something
oh jesus christ this is huge
i did not have enough armor to kill it.
Yo, what the?
Why am I going so slowly? Uphill? This music is epic though, I'm not gonna lie.
Hey am I not supposed to be right over there?
These things are different classes.
Oh wait, probably was over there.
Why does the location keep changing?
I'm so confused. Where's my gas by the way?
Down there?
Yeah.
If you repair your motorcycle then you can upgrade it as well.
Cool, okay I found you guys. You made it.
I knew I could count on you Mary.
Of course, you can count on, Mary. Yes I am!
I'm a good teammate.
Find the rift beacon and enter...
Wait are you guys waiting to enter the rift beacon or have you already went in?
Oh okay I have to go get
ammo but i'm going to come here
you can do it here?
Okay, great.
Copper SMG ammo.
He ended up picking up more ammo on the way
and now I actually have like 1, well what if i don't have the copper
i got like 25 meds too let me know they have a furnace in here?
No, but most of the mobs outside
just drop copper bars when you kill them. Like smelted bars.
Is it normal that we haven't got boss. Oh, okay.
Is it normal that we haven't got one of these backpack ability things yet? It feels like
that was one of the main things in the tutorial but then
we haven't had one yet.
Yeah really, I don't have the dude or the little rift thing.
It's a counter on my backpack right now.
The gold crate? Oh wait. That gold crate might have it.
Shit. What's up Krabby? wait my gold square might have it
what's up grabby okay you're right you're right both could have something good in there like well i don't know if it'll have
ammo but level and why is it changing
oh it's an apple crate i think it's a radiation level not like your level
like your account level okay so like the longer you you hear the more radiation there is
something and it goes up and down I don't really understand it there
I have like 600 bullets I feel like that should be good right yeah that's okay yeah dude honestly we
wouldn't even need our extra bullet guns maybe i think we can crossbows probably just handle it
so us having the extras would be better it would be fun Oh, it says the rewards right there. You get a random weapon mod, you get an electronic bar, we get an energy link and we
get a weapon mod part. Okay so if I just click enter does it
pull us all in? Yeah. I think so because cause we're in a team.
Team please wait for leaders action
that's from me.
Oh! He says you refuse to join
Oh shit.
Alright get the fish out!
How do I, how do I, how do I go to sex?
Just beat him.
Get- come here!
Beat the cowardice out of him.
I dunno, uh...
I'll try again okay dragon dragon
oh we can put it on check-it-out. There's difficulties
Yeah, there's almost like double 60
Yeah, what 50 and 60?
Let's see 50
No, okay ready yeah I think Am I in now? Get ready.
Press Y, I think.
Why?
It's the main screen so you can control your character.
Nice!
Oh, I'm pressing N to the client this is my talk button
ah that's what's happening no way yeah i can watch this cutscene
somebody in here
help me Help me!
Fucking sounds like someone's done sex engine.
What the fuck?
You think I didn't hear that shit dude like why is this dog chain shot and i went to listen Even without their submission. um are still waiting
i think ginger person's soul
god chad i think we're doing a dungeon now.
You can sound the alarm, brothers. Sway control! Sway control!
I hit him for like 297 headshots with the crossbow.
What do you guys do?
I'm doing 39, 47 each shot.
But I'm losing ammo quick.
Actually, that would be fun.
Stay back and throw the molly.
Stay back, safe.
Stay back.
Whoa! Grenade has 900 damage? Stay back, I'll be some fire.
Whoa grenade has 900 damage?
Holy shit! Damn...
That burned through about 200 bullets. Oh shi- oh rockets! Whoa whoa whoa whoa.
Bunk another molly so we're back.
He's immune he's immune don't shoot him.
Oh whoa what's going on? don't you?
Whoa, what's going on? Where is my...
These lasers are
beaming at somebody. The mic These laser beamers, I'm gonna need.
There's like some blue shit on the left here maybe we need to go west?
Yeah yeah there's something we can kill over here on the left.
Yep yep there's one on the right too.
They're... they're not ours or something.
Oh he's shooting there, he's shooting there.
I see that.
Yes! close
all there Oh I think he's back in the center, yeah.
He turned up his barrel! I think I can pick it up with F or something.
Yeah! Use the force!
Look for a barrel on the strong bar line. Yes! One for barrel, that's the wrong one I have.
Oh he dropped a gun or something, I think you pick it up with like defaults and some shit
Oh dude Wait, the shitties insane
Don't fuck god. Final phase, it's the final phase!
More whelks left side.
More whelks.
On your right.
And a lift!
Shhhhhh... And the lift! You feel the blue thing, Jax? Yeah.
I'm gonna kill that.
I'm in now.
Remember to hit a six and get your heal going or whatever you can use there.
One.
Oh!
Oh! Oh! one oh oh i'm fine
just drinking some tea out here
That's the way, that's what you're gonna do
The very bottom channel
Drink that shit
Just make sure I'm staying hydrated boss
not my hp but i didn't do anything oh wait that's my other
i see it i see that's my other i see I feel like PvPing this would be hella fun.
Alright, what did we get?
Treasure chests!
Wait, control max gain controller 11 out of 1.
Eliminate in game.
Wait, what does that mean?!
Control Max Gain...
Up!
Alright. Fun.
Oh I get to pick what I get out of the chest
I'll take the AK, sure.
Got an LMG
Weapon Mop Parts
Stardust...
I didn't get shit. Yeah this guy, chance to secure is 20%.
Wait did i get a weapon Chuck?
Did you guys get it? I got the back! Yeah, yeah we did.
Did you guys get it?
I got a bat!
Oh, I got it.
Wait do we get it all chat or is it one each?
So wait. I don't understand. Click the menu in memetics, okay?
Available special nodes... Click to view V's presentation and learn about the random train. Did everyone get all the items?
The melee is actually strong as fuck I know, but...
I don't think we all got it.
I think it was just like a first come, first serve type thing.
I'm taking jump booster.
Where's that at?
On memetics?
I don't even know how the fuck you do this. Where is that at? On memetics?
I don't even know how the fuck i'm here, i'll be honest.
I went to memetic specialization in the top left
Oh, I see
And i'm lost now, I'm lost now.
What the fuck is this?
I might not have a specialization yet.
Oh... uh We're running back I think, we can just fight again.
You guys figuring out the specializations yet?
I have no idea what's going on in the menu, it says gear workbench for me.
Yeah, the menus it in the future. I might call it here gamers. Then it's cool I got an AK.
Is there a suppressor?
Do you want to go back to base or how does this work? Oh you have an LMG you son of a bitch.
Yeah i'm pretty sure only one of us...
We don't all get the weapons right?
I've no idea how that works.
Did we actually through here?
Oh no.
Do you have to press use on this or something?
Shit... I dunno if i if i took all this out oh it was uh there's something about it
by the way chat this game is free to play.
Alright gamers I'm gonna catch you guys.
Thanks for playing. You got challenged again, you can fight it again.
Okay chat I'm gonna get out of here but again I want to give a final shout out
to once human for sponsoring the stream um we we spent uh
probably a little too much time building that house but it seems pretty cool i'm
not gonna lie.
I was...I feel like for the last hour
I've just been
kinda going through the motions of
what I'm supposed to do
But it's also I think fairly straightforward too so yeah it was cool
again thank you guys once human I appreciate you guys let's get out of here for now
exit game all right all right alright Alright. Alright!
Alright!
Alright.... Shall we? Thank you. Is it time?
Do I eat up food first or just keep pushing? I mean, I just ate but I feel like I want more.
Let's get in game first let's get in game first. Let's get in game first.
Damn dude, damn.
I mean that game was actually pretty cool though no cap dude
No cap tho
Like i was having a fun time.
There's a lot to the game.
There's a lot to the game.
Is that a highly anticipated game?
Because I feel like it's got
a lot of...
I don't know.
It's just got a lot of content inside of it
no not even sure not even sure i mean it seemed cool because i'm pretty sure my weapons are gonna
get strong as the boss is going to get harder uh I don't know it seemed cool
ever heard of it I see no no I'm not even just saying that though
I was enjoying it
Okay
Look at us no 80 bro 36 hours clocked and locked all right give me a second to like reset
right now i feel like i feel like i've been just
like dialed in for three hours so give me one
sec when We nearly done?
Oh!
I forgot all the buttons.
Alright, give me one sec. so so.. so so All right. Who's been a nasty girl?
Who's been a nasty girl? Okay. New York City tickets now live?
I'm pretty sure that just sold out a minute ago.
So chat, I feel like we've made a lot of progress in Elden.
We just beat the Godfrey boss as well?
Okay, where are we at right now?
Where are we going?
Do we keep exploring that city that we just got to
oh wrong counter wait let me turn the death count around hold on That's...
I just ate. I shouldn't eat again,
I don't have to eat again.
But i do have to start eating more
I haven't been eating enough earlier okay that's good all right
i think the next boss we need to fight is mog how do we get some og chat This is a Mog chat.
Is this his red mark on the map? Over here? over here.
Oh, fire giant?
How do we get to the fire giants?
Should we go Fire Giant first?
Alright, where do we get to the fire giant from?
No, this city?
Go to the first pin. Okay. The red mark?
Did we just go up this red mark? The remark is how to get to the fire jam,'t get my horse out?
Oh my god, I forgot all the binds.
Go the other way? Get more flasks first? Nah nah nah nah.
... I
Haven't you balcony grace, okay having your back in the grass All right is what or that i'll have that
jerry's go from here up there
i'll have that craze
You thought i'd be mesmer in the DLC? I heard the DLC is way harder than the real game
Which is crazy to think
Ohhhh Oh.
Um, okay.
I think we go up this way, no? Then we go up this way.
No? Go back to where you opened the black door in the city?
Dude, I have no idea where that is.
Ahhhh... You want to be able to be Mog at this level you need another 30-35 levels. We should go to the fire giant is what I think but...
Where do i get to the main road?
What's the easiest way here? here
east capital rampart someone's giving me directions east East capital rampart over here
Where is the east capital?
I'll have that east capital island idea these Capitol Rampart down to the floor central road main gate got it
Oh Down to the floor, central road main gate. Got it!
That's usually the right one? Oh my god I forgot forgot all the binds dude.
Down to the floor?
How do we get down is it from that tower over there? That, uh...
There's a little thing
over there.
I think I have the shortcut.
I think I have the shortcut
over here.
Okay. All right. Do I not have this? Chill! That ain't that serious dude. is and then where am i going from the main road
yet Yeah This is the map.
Oh, I gotta go right out.
Chill, chill bro! I hate these knights so much man.
Okay cool dude.
Don't mind me buddy! Wait, did I go the right way?
I can't get past this gate. Unless it opens
oh that's nice so Oh fuck with me buddy.
What's going on here? Beast blood.
Old fang.
I mean, I could explore over there but it's fine.
Honestly that last boss I fought...
Yeah, I didn't kill him that quick but...
Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa
wait what are you why am i going that turn These guys have like invulnerability or something going on. I do not want to die right there. Watch your stamina, yeah. so But Those guys in the sky I can't hit him
This game is crazy as fuck too. I'm not gonna lie well all these games are crazy to me to be
Wait this is a boss the boss it's him again, I forget who this guy was but I remember fighting him.
Oh my god. DTSD for real
Yo I can't believe yesterday I lost 25k
in runes, fucking vicking
around and shit. Okay we don't have to kill these guys just keep going bro because
we don't have a grace if i die here let me get that uh item if i die here i'm gonna be tight There's a mod in the sewers of this town
Taric, I've lost 450k runes
In DLC
What?
Wait Also I heard that um 50k runes in DLC? What? Wait, also
I heard that
you can't
play the DLC until you beat Mog.
Is that true?
This is the boss.
And we're done. Wow, that's interesting. That's interesting
What's up Durko?
Yes, wait Durka you played Elden Ring 2? Durka already beat the?! He's a gamer bro! Oh my god. Like, chat I know we
did that sponsor stream like to me i'm genuinely fascinated by this shit
because...I mean I noticed someone saying like it's like a classic open
world type game but like i've never
really played that shit so I feel like
for me it's like there's a lot going on
I don't know
but wait Durka beat DLC? That's legit bro There's a lot going on, I don't know.
Wait, Durka beat DLC?
That's legit bro.
Respect.
That's unlucky by brother. You don't have to use your active war on everything though.
Not gonna lie. Why is he backing up?
Why is this guy backing up and not even going to attack me?
Last boss took longer than everything else in the DLC.
Who's the last boss in the DLC?
Spawn spoil?
In spoiling? Nah, actually one of my friends kinda spoiled some shit for me I'm not gonna lie. What'd they tell me?
About um...
I don't know what to say.
I don't remember the name of it but it was like a little bit weird. It's just that he didn't want to do anything with it. He wanted to make sure that it would be good enough for him and then he had to go back what they tell me about um
there's a boss that starts with an r ragnar
apparently they're hella hard.
Am I gonna spoil the chat? Well wait, most of you guys have already seen this shit bro!
BOOM No, no, no, no. I'm not dying to you buddy. What the fuck? that's
ragnar i don't know who it is but apparently they're hella hard to fight
like harder like the last boss in the game is not as hard. so Also, I heard that the DLC is like...
How big is the actual game?
Is it 60 gigs?
I don't know actually.
The DLC is like 4D.
That's nuts, that's nuts. Is there any loot over here What, what, what, what?
The fuck is that?
That was no spam, I mean I'm just looking for the easy way out honestly.
Red tree ahead... Could this be a tree?
What the fuck? This somberstone?
Where?
Flyer. Flyer! fair liar
flyer i don't believe you it's fine
the beetle oh the beetle is gives you somstone? I actually never fought that beetle before.
I never
fought that before.
Honestly, I think I've been too
focused on trying to just go through the game
that maybe I should take it a little slower but
I don't know we'll go with the flow whatever feels right
I mean, I know I'm not speed running but I've just been going for boss fights the
whole game I mean like over here we can loot everything around here but honestly...
Wait, i cant even pull the lever.
Oh its right here.
But honestly fuck that.
Go right Tarek?
Fuck!
Should I go back?
There was a Graves?!
Did I fuck up?
Don't go back.
It's fine.
Hit the Grace down here.
Is it outside? Probably outside, right?
Seek a and then try jumping? A lot.
Maybe rest as well. Should I get more mana pots?
Okay.
Can I do like a... okay
can i do like a 8-3 split
I think I should Honestly with the sword against a fire giant?
Am I at the fire giant right now?
I have no idea. oh looks like i am
I'm going to them again. Oh fuck. That doesn't matter. I'm not gonna die here. I'm just gonna go to the other side and then we'll see what happens. What the fuck?
Thought that was a mob.
I mean, I was running on my...
Yeah that's fine. What the fuck?
Oh my god.
What the fuck was that?
Okay I don't think uh... Am I on a cliff right now?
Where the fuck am I?
God help me.
GOD HELP US ALL!
I can't see shit! Oh move, move.
Block the content bro, we're speedrunning.
That was a lesson learned right there.
Where are my fucking runes?
Is that it? Why is it uh... oh my god I ran past it. so one bloodstain there do the bloodstones appear automatically Golden tree! Missed the beetle again? I always run past those little balls.
I've never killed them really.
Is he gonna give me a somber stone?
I'll kill him. Where was he?
That's a red flask one? Oh, okay.
Which beetle gives us umberstone?
What color? Like that's the blue one let's not give me
all right i just did this
white one so worth getting bell bearings for stones later on will save you a lot of time
uh i don't know exactly what that is
i don't know what these are giving me he's just healing me
blue flask is a reboot i see oh that's heal and that's uh okay This fucking thing is bothering me oh so so so um He's fucking me up.
Nah, nah I'm not locked. so so Thanks for watching! I'm dead.
Wait, I thought that was where he stays still? Fuck!
I'm dead. He's in the way I bet this is the last.
All we gotta do is read it all, all we gotta read it all. What the fuck, am i out of mana? I'm panicking
That fucking claim I'm panicking! I'm panicking. Boom!
That was terrible.
That was bad.
That was not good.
AHHHHH!
So that's the fire giant, right?
Run past him? This guy's hard.
No, he's not. I'm gonna beat this guy.
Nah, nah.
I don't have to fire a giant.
I'm gonna beat this guy for sure. Where's my runes?
I'm definitely beating this guy.
Wait, why would I run past him?
I was kidding.
I know that's not the right time.
Oh! You fucking......girly shit. oh so so so Ciao, brother. Chill out brother, it's not that serious. early
no! thought it was done. NO! thought it was done again oh You're reading that list. You're reading that list!
A24 is crazy crazy
Have I banned you using kek w
Good second try. can beat him for sure. don't know mean. I don't think he's that hard.
I just...I think that like
people who can go up to these guys and beat them
I guess it's impressive cause there is improv in it to be fair
Like I'm improving right now, I don't know what moves. There's a lot of patients there, for sure. Oh, here I'm coming in, bro. Oh!
Oh, he went in front of them though.
Fuck, early man. I can't predict the moves though. I don't know the moves.
I DON'T KNOW THE MOVES? HOW CAN I PREDICT THE MOVES?!
Shit! Shhh. Is BAM rolling?
Yeah, I know.
We're not runes.
The Blade of Ash also heals you for this yeah not wrong Boom! so so Oh! No, no, he's backspinning me. No, no, I'm not going to die here.
I'm just gonna go for the kill.
I don't know what that is.
I'm just gonna go for it.
I'm just gonna go for it.
I'm just gonna go for it.
I'm just gonna go for it.
I'm just gonna go for it.
I'm just gonna go for it.
I'm just gonna go for it.
I'm just gonna go for it.
I'm just gonna go for it. I'm just gonna go for it. Oh! No, I don't know what he's backspinning me.
No, don't hit me. No way, Terry! Come on. You've seen that one before. He's dodging my fucking hatchet more, it's fucking me.
I'm not fighting good today.
I'm self conscious.
Wait you jump?
How about you stay still?
Fuck!
I don't know man.
I'm just gonna keep going. I'm just gonna keep going. I'm just gonna keep going. wait John I don't know man
not locked at all.
Not locked at all right now. Wait, my runes!
... so Oh my god.
No, I'm not running past him.
I want to beat him.
I don't think he's that hard.
I'm just not locked, man.
I don't think he's that hard.
I don't think he's that hard.
Come on! Let's get into it. Where are my runes?
Oh.
Let's get active as the kids are saying. I'm going to get him. No.
I can't even see it! Where'd he go?
We're getting this ice word so hard man. I'm reading this actual word so hard and not going to lie to you. patience so so so so What! I'm interp. That was better though but fuck. I was gonna go heal actually.
Ah damn it.
I was doing good.
I was getting better.
I got him. I got him!
I got him right where i want him!
Right where i want him
Fuck your ego little bro run past him? Nah
Trust me i beat this guy in the next five tries so Great.
Good.
Oh, shit! That was pretty good. uh so so so This is not going well.
This is actually going very badly. Give me a fucking hit! so so so No!
Finally.
I got lucky that my Azure Warhead hit him there, not gonna lie.
I did it!
Yes we did.
Yes we did that's what he did
i was like no get us get your sword to plus seven or plus eight well i don't have a somber sound, we got me to do.
80k runes let's go level up!
Where is the next grace?
I found it. is that a grace?
That way. Which way? That way.
Oh, there it goes again! Anyway. Alright, level up.
We said endurance 20 and now should we go back to faith?
Yeah right? This is good, I think this is good
How am i gonna go with it
W level up.
Check the strength scaling?
Oh shit, I didn't look at all.
I thought my weapon skills off of faith though. Will this strength hub as well?
I should look at it.
I actually haven't been looking to see that.
I've just kind of doing it.
Next time i'll look Oh, no.
Voice Medallion?
What?. so Is this what I'm supposed to do?
Probably.
What happens?
There's another boss here oh The fire giant's coming, I can sense it.
Surely right? what That's it?
Bad ending? Worst ending?
... I beat the game?
I'm your Elden Lord? Oh, I see. so so so so Sean Faux ahead, therefore first grace thank you try fire a fire Try fire? Finally, we meet who the fuck's this guy
who would be lord oh my
why the long face i fear that you were previously acquainted with this person.
I feel like I should turn the lights off.
That is most unfortunate, for he's dead as for his flesh.
He gave it to me.
Shabriri... I hope you can make your peace with that.
Ah! I hope you can make your peace with that.
You were about to sacrifice something precious...
The life of a fair maiden, That you would toss into the fiery sea I have to pee here. You guys let me know what he said. Your ascendancy requires her sacrifice.
Whether she wishes it or not, but how would the Lord crown so?
Be looked upon. so so What is that?
Taric is allergic to any story slash lore.
Dude, I'm not allergic.
It's just... It's hard for me to fucking follow. I'm not allergic. It's just hard for me to fucking
follow. I'm not gonna lie, dude.
I get lost in the sauce. Like, I have no
idea what's happening in this game. Actually, I have an idea.
It's something along the lines of
like...
There's a different world and we're trying to kill these
people and send them to that world and these guys i don't know actually, I have no clue.
Chosen tarnished and would be lord
Dare to tread the path of true rigor
Spare the poor girl
And singe your own flesh in her stead, if you are prepared to show resolve and attain lordship through righteous hardship...
I think that's fine yeah i think
what kind of name is that shabibi chosen to descend into the seek audience
three others and the flame a frenzy Oh, I thought it was...
Kill him? No! I'm not killing him bro. I don't kill NPCs
bro. I'm a good player
Seriously kill him? is kindling and the girl seriously going to be sped sitting you on the righteous path of Lordship the path everyone's saying kill him for real
holy how's he at snowfield already read the title buddy
and incinerate all that divides and distinguishes...
Shut up, bro!
We're trying to decide whether we want to kill you.
Does it sound low?
It's kind of epic though.
This guy is going skit-so though. take the world
this guy's going schizo though for sure
chosen okay we already heard all those. Okay chat, kill him or no?
What- What?
You're gonna heal?
You're a free-low, kid! You're a freeload, kid!
You're a freeload, Chaviti! Ooh. Come on, let's go.
Ooh!
Yoink! Yoink! yoink yoink
all right we already got this grace right I need a new drip anyway.
Is this a...
Liar ahead? Fire ahead. so actually i'm gonna do the same thing again I don't know. Which one is it in?
The fuck, why's this thing not going? Where's Lyre? Try finger butthole? What?
Not a fucking button.
Okay. It's on people? Oh my god, I didn't even
So it's gonna say liar ahead and then i'll be calling this guy a liar who's saying
liar ahead which will lead to them going through this message and believing it.
Should work.
Should work. Did I kill this guy?
Why not?
Oh, no! Really, bro? That's how you want to play?!
I'm good.
Personally, I'm good.
I'm just going to go for the kill. how you wanna play i'm good i'm good personally i'm good
what the is this Really good?
Wait, this guy's kinda strong. What the fuck?
WHAT THE F- You can't just dodge those bro!
That's not fair.
We're going
band for band, buddy!
I gotta take off this helmet though, is Loki fucking me up now?
He's just the mob no reward. Bro this is not about mob or not dude
This is about me being the Elden Lord and I'll take down anything in my path.
Put that motherfucker in the dirt now.
Hold on, let me pot up. Let's go then.
Swing!
Okay that was good.
How about that?
Yeah, that's what you're doing. so so Oh my god, he almost got me thank God. Wait what the fuck?
Can you give me like 5k runes?
That's a normal NPC by the way? Not for me bro, that was like a boss.
That guy is like a boss what the fuck?
I mean i don't know that was a hard fight.
Usually the mobs are easier.
I don't know what kind of fun fucking mob that is So there's the ruins to your right?
Alright, hold on bro.
I'm exploring!
As the kids are saying.
What?
What the...
These motherfuckers are hurting!
What the... for no damn reason Stop, stop, stop, stop. Chill, chill, chill, chill you fucking little bird fucker.
Dude what the FUCK? What are these birds eating! They're so strong. Why are they so strong over here? Are we supposed to be in this area?
What level am I?
What level are these birds?
Does anyone know?
Oh, there's a bird!
There's a bird! Oh, there's a bird! Oh, there's a bird! am i what level are these birds anyone know
i mean i'm them up but they're me out back that's the part that's annoying do we explore over here? so I mean, I'm already lit up dude.
Is there another grace over here?
I should just run by.
I'm not gonna lie.
These guys are too strong over here.
Oh my god. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. I'm not gonna lie, these guys are too strong over here. Oh!
Found something! Oh! smithing stone miners bell bearing wait this is what they're gonna have to get someone following me so so so I think that's him over there.
He's at the round table?
I see, okay.
Can i make that jump?
I'm not gonna try.
I don't wanna die right now.
Oh my god.
Fucking bitch.
Nacho.
No! Grace. Nacho.
Grace!
Wait, am I back to where I started? I think I'm back to where I started?
I think I'm back to where I started.
Oh my god, what the fuck is going on out here?
Talked to Milena? Might as well, fuck it.
There's something... as well. Fuck it. But now, I act of my own volition.
I have set my heart upon the world that I would have
regardless of my mother's designs
I won't allow anyone to speak ill of that not even you what is bloody yapping about so Do I have to go this way?
Do I have to go down there?
No.
It's safe to go north, no?
Well, not enough. I should go north now.
Wait, this is where I was. I shouldn't be here.
We take the elevator?
Yeah?
No? Okay.
Um... I mean, I ran through the town as far as I know.
But maybe I missed something.
Maybe I can...
Go through the town to the left?
I think that's what it looks like, right?
Message of praise!
Let's go!
Plus one.
I think we have to go up there or something.
Yeah, I'll be right here.
I think so at least.
This way? No, no, not up there. There we are.
Here we are!
Yeah, I'm good on this.
Not gonna lie.
I'm good on this.
Y'all take care though. oh seven i'm gonna boss fight soon. so Hey what? so I'm not sure if you can see it, but the so so I thought you scared me.
What?
What is this, what is this, what is this?
Oh my horse died. No, fuck that.
Nah.
It'll come back when I go to a grace, no?
Just use it? Alright.
You're gonna just let him do that to you bro? We're not here to fucking kill mobs
We're here to kill bosses There There's gotta be a gracer on there. Wait, it's Umberstone 8.
Big no? No? What are you doing? Stay somewhere.
Okay, wait.
You're just letting the horse die dude.
What are you doing?
Okay keep going.
Keep going.
Keep going.
Go.
Keep going.
Get out of here.
Get out of here.
Oh my god. I'm so scared. I'm so scared. Keep going, get out of here. Get outta here.
I mean there's gotta be a grave somewhere, I just don't know where.
Oh there it is.
Okay. I need seven, yeah.
I mean, I don't have seven.
I don't have seven yet.
Go get seven?
It's back there? Oh. I don't have 7 yet. Go get 7, it's back there?
Oh...
I don't have 7.
Where is it?
We should upgrade our sword before we fight the fire giant but where's seven
i don't even know how i've been finding
these somber stuns.
My sword is shit for the fire giant? hmm so 1x dropped by a teardrop
What are you talking about, 1x?
I don't know What do you mean by 1x. I'm going to go ahead and get the There's a frozen tree? so so so so uh What the fuck happened there? oh
good grace oh my god Where's the somberstone at?
There's a frozen tree.
I think I'm about to fight someone here now.
Probably.
What the fuck?
Tell your face.
Where's the guy what the so so Oh, it's turning. I'm not sure if you can see it, but the Can I not roll through it?
Just run away from it.
Fuck...
Gotta do it on the horse, you think? Don't fight if, you're on their levels?
I can beat him no?
I'm the only guy that's telling me he can't beat this guy with a level 6 sword. Bro, I...
Most dragons are a waste of time.
Alright fine, I'll skip it.
Where is this fucking frozen tree at chat?
So i can get my fucking somberstone
Back at the ruins? Do I have to tp back to the ruins?
Elden skip? Alright, I'm killing him to bug it.
Where is this bitch? so so I don't know if that's the right slide. Are you kidding me? getting ready so so I'm not sure if you can see the so so so Fuck this boss bro.
What a dumbass fucking boss! Can we get the...
We have to get a stronger sword first.
Alright, where is this somberstone's ten or seven?
Can I try one more time? I think I can kill him
I haven't seen his hugeGA, alright fuck it then.
I'm just gonna get my runes and dip.
Where is it? The big black bird you killed earlier found a corpse inside of the giant skull in the Hell.
Dude, where the fuck was I?
Oh my god how the did i get all the way over here so so Alright, so I'm saying to go back over here.
So that i can get my fucking sh. I didn't get my...I was reading a text, that didn't grab it?
Should i go back for it or RIP?
Should we say RIP?
I'm going back for it.
I have no rush bro! I'm going back for it. I don't give a fuck. I got, I have no rush bro!
I'm here all night.
I'm here all night.
I'm going back for my 10k runes.
I already lost 25K the other day.
I don't give a fuck.
Sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry bro.
I'll turn music on for the run.
I'm gonna go get some food.
I'm gonna go get some food. I'm gonna go get some food. I'm gonna go bro. I'll turn music on for the run.
I miss Runes and it's here? so Chill, brother.
Got no beef with you kill it brother Church!
And someone said, oh thank god. Boom.
Boom and boom.
And my favorite part.
Yes, sir-ski. Yes, sir-ski. and my favorite part yes sir ski yes sir all right are we good here are we good here or no Wait, did I get a somber stone? I didn't pick up a somberstone.
I need seven still.
I'm going to the ruins, yeah?
I picked up a bell bearing?
You can now buy it at the round table.
Oh, I didn't know that's how that works. Both of the twins?
The twins...
Where were the twins at?
Other side... I actually don't even remember the twins. Where's your twins?
Who the fuck is this guy?
I missed them, are they in here? Oh, I don't remember talking to these guys in a while. so What should I offer the...
I guess I'll offer all of them, right?
Okay. 6
but six but
we need seven, right?
Oops. No 7? Are you guys fucked?
You guys are giving false instructions when I knew I had to go to the ruins because you
couldn't buy it because i know it only lasts a six
okay where was it again?
You said... Where was this skull corpse again?
We can't tell where you are in progress.
You never show us?
Where am I supposed to show you?
In the ruins? Bloodwings betting 10k on a hand with a blackjack?
Shit, he's trying to pay off the 100 gift that he got me huh?
He gambles?! the 100 gift that he got me huh
he gambles like that
i mean maybe we do one Maybe you get on him busting.
Buster?
Do I put all my 1,000?
500-500?
On each?
All right, that's it then.
Let's do it.
I say don't do this. Wait, why not we do everything it's called the Mickey Mouse
that's what you do a bit and send it to the crowd.
I think he is recording from here because he can't show the table.
He has got big ears.
Did anybody hit? You already do it?
Yeah, yeah.
That's yours.
Thank you very much.
Great. Just social. That's yours. Thank you very much. Can I get some info?
Great.
That's fair.
Oh, he just got the money.
He's got the money.
He's got the money. Wait. He's got the money. He's got the money.
I'll give you this back so you can tear it up.
Yeah, I appreciate that.
He's not a high roller dude.
If he was a high roller, he could record at the table bro.
He's a little guy.
He's a little guy, he's a little guy.
Yeah just one hand.
Okay, okay that's cool.
Jumping in would be crazy I appreciate that. Jumpin' in, you see a guy...
I mean, I guess for some people it'd be...
Doesn't change it like actually but the mental
There's an energy in this world he's in vegas for one hour then he's going back home though hell He's drinking?
Are you playing any video games?
Look at Ludwig making small talk? Look at Ludwig making small talk.
Look at Ludwig making small talk, you play
any video games?
Yeah I try to
play some games occasionally Yeah.
Okay, is there a 10-kid here?
Oh okay, thank you very much. I appreciate that
Why is he not even at the table? Yeah, I've never seen these before
Reason is a chip
That's awesome. All right okay, 10k in the middle 100 on each wait what is he doing 10k in
the middle of numbers is that what he's doing
yeah the side bets paying out if i get a bus or some random cards
you said it sticks deck yes 10k just on blackjack
Okay, I don't know how that works. I don't know what this is
This is the most I put all in one hand
Yeah, I guess that's fair.
Okay,
alright.
Is he playing blackjack
or is he just
playing roulette?
Sorry.
Great cut.
Appreciate you.
It cuts about confidence.
And it was confident.
Oh, he's playing blackjack. Okay, I see.
Stress not bless no EDs.
Alright. Appreciate it?
OH NO!
DEALER! YESSSSS!!! Oh no! Dealer!
DEALER! YES!
Sorry
Oh my god. Is he on? Oh my god.
Wait, he wants NK.
Blackjack!
He blackjacked?
That's not blessed.
Oh my gosh.
Holy shit.
Let's watch the bust.
It didn't bust it didn't bust it. It was already good action. Oh my god.
Sir, can I give you these $300?
Thank you very much, Steve.
I hope you have a great rest of your evening.
That was a pleasure. Damn, $300 tip is fire!
Am I good?
Yeah, you're good.
Alright.
Oh my god.
You can't get bigger than that.
Alright, okay.
Yeah, I might.
I just put 10k on Blackjack and it hit Blackjack.
And now, I get to go home.
Yo! What up? Appreciate you baby!
Wait don't you get paid even more on blackjack? Oh my gosh
Where's the cashier? Oh the cashiers over here I was following her
Like 2.5 right yeah Yeah, that's cool though.
Oh my god Chet it was blackjack.
That's insane.
It was straight up just fucking blackjack.
I got an ace followed by a 10
They had a 9 This is what i have right now
uh dude i'm shaking so much it's 25k oh my god dude that's crazy that's insane
i told you that's crazy. I told you! That is crazy.
Every time he said it dude...
He used to backdoor but the same thing.
That's crazy.
That's crazy.
That's crazy.
I'm doing marbles money.
That-that's crazy but this is fucking like oh my god.
Now everyone's gonna go and think like nah.
But that is...that is crazy though.
I'm not going to lie that he blackjacked on the one hand.
You're not going to win gambling this is crazy luck though
yeah I'm over here trying to get my 10k ruins he's over here batting 10k the fuck all right
where is this fucking somber stone at
man I gotta heat up food i'm fucking
losing it child we need a one-minute break
as well Okay. Where is this um...
Sorry sorry sorry no music.
Where's the somberstone at? Ow. Gonna eat the end?
No I'm not.
I know you're gonna get hit by that, but... gonna eat the end no i'm not
I am hungry though There's a somber stone somewhere in here. What was that? These guys are too fucking strong, man. so so Not over here. It's gotta be in the other part, right? Oh this is it. This is the ruins. These are the ruins
I already went down there. Over here...
I don't know. Okay, who knows where this fucking stone is?
Down here?
Oh, here it is.
No...
North of the ruins Going for the runes.
Over here? I don't think it's over here.
Guys, what is north of the ruins though? Like back over here? No its not, it has to be over here?
No it's not, it has to be over here somewhere.
A teardrop scare a painter from a frozen tree after Xamber runs to the north.
I feel like no one actually knows where it is.
Is it up here? on this frozen tree?
This is exhausting, Drawing in circles.
It's on a tree.
Maybe...
Is it up there? so Oh, there's a path over here. so Fucking birds are gonna be about to meet. so I didn't know it was a fucking like that.
Oh my god, thank God.
And i don't have to go into that grace, if i do
Oh my god... what the fuck bro
Woo! oh look at rivers of blood what the fuck is that
don't pay me anymore. Just lay out your own...
My food's ready... Okay.
Alright, let's fight the fire giant now.
Yeah or no? I'm ready.
Is he over here
why does it still hold hold. so There's a map here. so I don't know.
Open your mouth, oh yeah you're right sorry
well
this one This one?
There we go. so so oh What the fuck?
Relax with the eating? Bro, I'm so hungry.
And I just ate.
So I don't know what's going on. Grace? Grace?
You can't be saying that.
There wasn't a grace.
Was there?
There is.
Shhh! I don't know why.
Yeah, I don't know.
I can't see this shit though sometimes.
I know i'm reading chat as well, but...
Still
How do I get down from here? so What's tomorrow? I don't know.
Is tomorrow VCT? He won't see the map, man. so so What is this song?
I don't know.
Sorry, I'm just like eating right now chat.
Ow! like eating right now chap ow so What the fuck is that?
Wait, uh church?
W. uh church w
i'm eating so fast Want to fight? Let's fight. Phil, let me help!
Yeah, everyone is dodging that these days. so so Oh shit.
Fuck! Fuck! so
it's sort of good to use it i wasn't two-handing oh my god
those two handing his meal but not his sword. What the fuck? so so Stop, stop!
Oh my god.
Off the phone buddy
chewing chewing chewing hot up buddy alright Derek don't fuck around was one
this box right away not even a boss so so This guy's strong!
This guy is real strong. What? Okay.
Okay.
Let me guess, everyone in chat first tried this boss. Am I just an anomaly of a human? human like you know
didn't even need to try it wasn't even a first try because I didn't try it was
actually our first bit try should i
un-equip the source eel but people are
starting to troll me about that.
Are we going to increase death going carrot? Don't know what that means.
Oh, is the death counter off?
Shouldn't be.
Oh it's accurate no?
Download updates?
Fuck your update, brother.
It's 832...
Oh maybe let's just keep it now? Nah I'm kidding hold on.
They're saying you can download an update but it should-
It says 83030 on here. Why?
I don't know. Let's leave it for now.
I'll try to fix it after.
Fuck, I'm going the wrong way.
Fuck.
Grace and Fucking one the wrong way Grace in church should I get the grace and Church first probably because you might die to this guy two or three four more times
I'm free stride him everyone first tried him.
Everyone first tried this guy.
Everyone first tried this guy.
Nah, he's strong!
Am I underleveled? Someone tell me if I'm underleveled, please.
Okay. Underleveled, please!
What the fuck is yawning on you? hey let me pot up pussy
you want to fight let's fight wow wow you're strong we get it
bitch so First try.
I'm him, you're not.
Wake up! Let's go.
Wait where is my...
What the fuck did I just get?
Hey, does this mask weigh me down? I'm gonna keep it on.
3.6 is that a lot?
Shit, little bit
Oh, bat rolling now bit well if that really no fuck i can't rivers of blood is the most broken sword in the game looks like we're doing uh what do they call it respect you wanna go back to the round table and respec?
We got nerfed. Looks like we're not. Cat giving him the most basic bitch builds OML?
Who?
The fuck's OML on Who the fuck's on my life. Oh, my lord. Oh, my lord He plays with a backseat?
He loves a back seat.
This guy said he plays with a back seat.
If you're
new to the stream, if you're from the Eldland community
I actually have no idea what's happening
in all honesty
I just do the combat
The rest is the chat
i'll talk to her fuck it
we're almost there the flame of ruin lies just ahead.
I'm glad it was you,
I traveled with.
I must tender my thanks to Torrent too.
Thank you, Torrent.
Mommy her please?
Please continue to lend your aid
till the end
Are you yapping about okay, so should we... Show.
Show! Should she?
Should we?
Should we use this order now?
Wait, I can use it. i just need 20 arc.
Alright fuck it. It's fine. Alright!
Where is the fire giant?
I'm ready.
Wait can we level up right now and see...
Well not quite. I'm not sure where we go from here.
Tvh, wait did we just get here?
I think we keep going down The big red circle on your map is the fire giant?
Thank you. on your map is the fire giant
thank you that's fine. what the And how exactly are we crossing here Oh, we have to go that way. How do we get there?
Did I just come the entirely wrong way.
Do I have to go all the way around? There's a grace near me? so so someone said west!
Go back? Oh my god, I hate the fucking trolls. so so Oh my god. Where the fuck am I?
I can't open my map right now.
Cause i'm in combat. open my map right now.
I'm in combat.
But,
I guess we're checking it out over here Still in combat like what how do I get?
You chasing me. Oh, okay now. i see why we're still in combat so Dude, what the fuck is fighting me?
Yeah I think i'm good on that.
We're just going in circles, Lunk?
I know.
I have no idea.
I'm lost as fuck because I can't open my map so we are just going in circles. so There's a Grace over here apparently, but I don't see it so I'm just going to give it
up.
I'm just gonna go back.
Oh!
It's not over there
Speak of the devil go back through invisible bridge.
Nah, I already crossed that bridge.
It's all good man.
I don't got it in me bro.
I don't got it in me right now bro don't got it in me right now, bro.
I'm barely holding on right now.
How do we get across?
Nah.
Ah, I died the way you wanted me to dude! Oh my god... nah but i don't know what you want to meet you there
all
cards
oh my god.
Where the fuck did it spawn me? The chains? We're message farming? No, I'm not message farming at all.
I ran past it? Oh, I see it now.
Oh my god, I'm actually fucking blind.
Oh my god...
AHHHHH! so The fatigue is settling quickly and abruptly
oh so What? He didn't do any damage. Does he not take damage from fire?
Can I not Astro War him?
Alright, we might have issues.
Oh! We might have issues. so Wait, what? Did I stagger him?
I couldn't't do anything Oh my god. so so so I can't fucking get through. I'm gonna take a long time to fuck. I
maybe the play Hey, why did it spawn me here? Do I not have a grace closer?
There's another chain?
Oh, I see.
Very well.
The other chain?
On the left?
Oh, I see, I see, I see.
Fuck, I don't know... Wait so my Ashen Ward doesn't work on him at all?
It does. I missed, oh god.
I'm starting to get tired. Let's see though, let's see what we got! The fuck, why can't I lock? so so so so uh so so so Dude!
I don't know why I can't see shit! Dude, I can't see shit.
There's a lot of...
Shit.
Ohhhhhhh
I'm triggered I lost my runes, it's fine.
Never gonna beat him with a sword.
It's going to be very hard with the sword, I agree.
Is it just like he is resistant to fire right?
... uh resistance to fire right
need the horse of a giant let me try dodge with a horse.
I don't know how I can dodge that, can I jump through it? This is hard to dodge with the horse.
I don't know how I can dodge that, can I jump through it?
I don't know how to dodge those... and the horse is dead
yo yo this guy's
no i'm tickling him so so I'm going to if you can see the so so How am I going to avoid the fireballs? so so so so so so so I'm not sure if you can see the Oh my god, I think I've hit him like 50 times. Okay, should I don't have the build for it. I would have to change my build.
Get off the horse!
I can't fight him off the horse, fuck. Change it?
Should I go back and
respec to use my
bloodfang and beat him?
Because I think
it's going to be very
hard like this.
I don't know.
I can try again,
but... Use your horse when he rolls away.
I already have my blood thing is already upgraded.
Where's that shit?
It's plus six. 6. Don't use the sword of steel?
Okay.
What should I replace it with?
Wait, flame drake Talisman?
This sounds amazing. Why the fuck aren't we using this?
I'm gonna go get that I mean, I don't know the strategy here. did you hear so so so Samadar? So what's your mana flask to a health flask? Not a bad idea.
Not a bad idea.
I'm not going to be using Ashe of War in this fight, I'm gonna have to horse it out.
Oh shit man.
Stop horsing around. Good one!
Nah I think I can...
Fucking grief him like this but it's just fucking hard I guess.
What's up Stu?
Trying to take some money off for a swim and all your answers to trade offer. Shit, alright.
I'll get you bro.
I appreciate that 1-15... only 1-15?
Shit.
Still you beat the fire giant yet or nah?
You don't know about the fire guy really bro I hope Star is dead. It's not a good idea.
I don't know what you're talking about, but I'll try my best to get through this. so so so so so so I'm going to go ahead and get the Oh so so You're not even at half HP yet! hello like what are we doing here Yo, this guy's got even at half HP!
Stop hitting that foot?
Why does the foot matter?
Hit his left foot?
Hit the exposed leg. What do you mean? You gotta hit his weak foot.
Attack the leg without the shackle on it, It does more damage.
Okay... I can't see shit right now! Oh. Okay
I can't see shit right now
Is it because there's no lights on?
The vision is worse
It feels foggy in here
He's ranked the 7th hardest boss on some websites.
Oh, I know.
I've heard about him.
Why am I fat rolling? I don't know why I'm fat rolling.
Oh, this fucking mask dude!
I forgot about it. so so The I'm not sure if you can see the so so so so so I see him rolling around like a... I don't even know.
Like a puppy?
That's why he's rolling around like a puppy.
Rolling around like a puppy on your fucking head, buddy.
Fucking dog shit boss.
Dog shit boss.
This is the worst boss fight in the game.
Get off when you're close using fire on
fire boss yeah cuz I'm a Chad not even
closed I didn't get into half there your
sword is ass does no damage do i just go
for a respect and not waste time here yeah do we just respec
and not waste time here get the bloodhound thing out and just two of them
let's not waste any time here, people. How many Larvas do I have? I have no idea.
But it doesn't matter, I need one right now so I'm going to use them no matter what.
Now the other question is...
What do I need for the Bloodhound thing? equipment.
17 dex
18 strength is that all I need?
Where did I do it again who does an EG or is this guy who does the thing?
Is it the guy in the anvil room? No, this guy doesn't do anything.
I'll knock out of you.
Oh, it's the queen that does your right. It's like next to
the finger lady.
Yeah you're right.
It's me.
What? Wait, what do I have to do here? Oh it's not this lady it's ranella at the academy
oh is that up here
you're my mouse
do you even need to respack? Yeah.
And this lady?
Okay, let's get this to 40...
What did we say? 18 strength? 18 and then we're going dex. Let's get endurance up to like 20. I don't think we need mines.
Do we need mines? Thoughts on this build?
Arcane, I don't know what arcane is for
Need Arcane for bleed procs
good Good. Good.. so Can I upgrade this sword?
Do we have a somber stone in seven?
Can we buy a somberstone seven or no? We can't, only six right?
Wait rivers of blood?
What?
Why did I get 18 strength then?
I was gonna use the Bloodhound thing.
I'm going to use the Bloodhounds thing, what are you guys talking about? Where the fuck was he?
Rivers of Blood is OP. They gave you a build for rivers, the Arcane's useless now?
Chatters trolled I don't know.
I think we guys are confused on which weapon I was using.
I was planning on using the Bloodhound thing,
but if I made my build for the Rivers of Blood
should I just use that now?
Well... I've never used this other weapon. I don't even have runes to fucking upgrade, wait...
Can i upgrade the rivers of blood back all right I'm at sir
surely I have some fucking runes.
Do I have a remembrance?
By chance?
Let's see my runes first. I have to go to Eiji, to get a somberstone one. Are you here?
He's up here, no? So we're using the fucking katana? Read. so so Do I have a somberstone 6?
No, but i can get one. From where? Uh...
Somewhere.
Round table, right?
Twins. Yeah yeah that's what it was
Do I need runes? Yeah...
I don't know if i have enough runes. I'm not gonna use a remembrance
I'm not gonna lie. I have a remembrance in my inventory that I don't think I'll need
Think I'm just going to pop that shit
Is it this way? No. It's the other way.
Bloodhound thing is garbage, that's cap bro.
Bloodhound thing is cracked.
No joke. Okay I have a remembrance that I'm gonna use...
Somewhere...
Oh, there we go! somewhere what did it look like even
let's see the categories This is all recent items.
Don't I have a remembrance? I do. I passed it, it's in the second tab. Oh, I do right here.
This one!
I don't know what this No, I can't. What about somberstone 7?
I can't buy that.
No, I can't.
Can't.
This weapon's sick though?
Alright honestly I'm down to do it this way.
As long as my bow makes sense for this
because I've never used this sword so
It'll be nice to use something different
I like the sound of trying out a new weapon anyway
Now I have seven Well, I took you now that you lay out your own.
Now I have 17k runes though, that part is annoying as fuck.
Because I have to loot my runes every time.
Oh my god... I think we need to level up before i go back Where can I get um
where can I
buy a six or some stuff?
I can't buy seven.
Where can I level up quickly?
Or get runes quickly, sorry.
I can't buy a seven!
I can't buy a seven.
Where could I find the seven then?
Khalid?
Which part of Khalid.
Mog's Palace? Okay. Should I just go to Kalid and try the farm? I don't know which part of Khalid, but I'm just gonna go here. whatever Nothing here?
What the fuck am I doing here?
Nothing here. Let's see how hard it is.
Oh wow!
What the fuck?
These guys give me no runes.
These guys give me no runes though.
He's the Ashen War I want to kill.
Chat, where is a spot where I can get runes?
There was the spot.
Is there like a mini-bosser here or some shit?
Pop most of Khalid, farm.
There. Oh yeah, it was over here. You're right I remember now this is where it was those little guys.
What the fuck? Wait, is it like do I have to follow it up and
Do it twice or is it once?
This sword is insane bro
Did he kill the giant? No, I'm re-smacking right now. Not yet.
That has three follow up moves? I see.
Pretty sick.
How much runes do I need to level up?
40k? Oh my god!
I gotta kill 20 of these guys, no joke.
And I have no mana pots, great.
Kill the dragon.
Dragon kill the dragon? I'm down. Let me change my flask thing. um I'm not doing a level up to win the fight, I'm doing a level up so that I don't have
to re-loot my runes. There's going be a nine as fuck.
I'll do no damage to this guy.
Quite literally.
The fuck is this? Is it supposed to be damage from the bleed or where's the dude right there. so so so so so so I don't know what that seed i'm using is. Oh, it's my flasks! Holy fuck, that many runes?
I thought it would give me like 30k max.
Now, I still might have extra left over this actually like it's fucked
I'm just trying to get enough runes so that I don't have like fucking 20k in my bank that I have to relute every single time
Alright, what should I do here chat do i go 40 decks
and just max it out 41 What do you want All our King
I don't know who to trust. Some mind, people are saying.
Mind for Astral Warspam?
Should I do this instead, 40, 10, 20?
Look at the sword. How do you even see what it's doing?
Over there on my right...
I see
FP is the act of war yeah, the ash of war
I'm down
How much does this bringing it up?
How much is this doing?
Barely shit, honestly
Alright imma do this this.
Arcane is better? Okay, I'll do this. I'll do 10 mines one down there. That is fine.
The problem is, I still have 20k runes so again I need to just get 20k runes somewhere
so i can not have this in my hand.
I need 22k runes
Where can I kill the dragon over and over?
To level up easily
Where can I get 20k runes? Just wasting time.
I don't want to carry the runes around, dude!
These give me 1k each.
But I'll have to kill 20 of them which I'm'm fine with but i just can't find them that easily
And we can go 20 of these really quick. But is there a lot of them? What does this give me?
What is this giving me? so
spinning stone line I need an 8, Stanley. It's actually big though. Oh, I needed a 9?
Oh really?
You're right.
You're right.
He did a nine.
I need the next level up,
right?
Do I need the next
level up?
All right.
Where do I get 20k
runes?
Did I just keep
killing these guys? Don't stress over the 20k, it's whatever.
Nah I'd rather level up again and not have runes on me.
I'm gonna kill 20 of these guys if i can. I'm farming right now.
The fuck did I just punch him? I'm going to get the other one Is it 200?
There you go. This sword is insane. I'm not gonna lie dude.
This sword is insane. I'm glad I switched because I'm also trying something new.
... I like the sun.
This is a good song to farm on I don't know if I can take off my sword. so Oh fuck, is there a boss there?
Nah, I'm good.
Not right now.
I'll kill him another time.
No!
Did I kill him?
Fuck it might as well. Sheesh.
Amen, brother!
Amen to that, brother
No bleed on him? I can kill my horse probably but I don't know if I can fuck
Let's not waste time with this though let's just get the
I mean
Honestly
If I kill him and get a shit ton of runes
and I level up more, the boss will be easier
I'm lowkey gonna kill that guy and get it more
leveled up
I'm lowkey gonna
kill that guy and get a higher level
Oh I'm lowkey down to kill that guy and get a higher level.
I think I can kill him by my horse. Billy Grace
besides him
alright
beep beep beep so Yeah, about that.
He drops 88k?
Easily one of the hardest fights? You're lying is really so so
this guy is hard. Fuck!
Give me a couple more tries here.
Can I dodge his abilities and beat him? I don't know if i can, it's gonna take
me time to learn it. This might be a waste of
time right now. Fuck! But it would be nice to
beat him. I think what is smarter is to go kill the other
dragon again To be honest kill the other dragon again.
To be honest, the other dragon was easy as fuck.
Now fuck this guy, I'm gonna kill the other dragon.
I gotta pee, one sec.... Oh, they don't respawn.
He said Gen Z kids in their instant gratification? Jesus lol. What the fuck does that mean? Okay, let's just go that I was told about.
Let's listen to it.
If i can find the name of it... fuck. fuck Hold on.
Looking for the song name. Fuck. I forget if I'm... I can't find it.
Tarek, you're skipping every boss now?
What do you mean skipping every boss now? You I'm going to fight that dragon in front of the
house
I'm gonna go through the fire giant. I was gonna level up and go to the fire giant right now
Oh so so so How much did I need? so so so so so so so I'm going to go ahead and do that. Peace of mind. um I don't have it yet. I'm going Arcane yeah for bleed um hey what the fuck this is the song I was talking about.
All right, let's go this time.
Put these lights on.
I think it's too dark.
At least one of them.
Okay. them okay do we level up yeah we did so Alright, let's go.
Let's first try this shit right here. Yeah, I gotta turn my meta-bots off. so so so so so so Fucking tapped out! top dog Oh, I didn't get to bleed him once.
This guy's gonna bleed right eventually.
Does he also horse when you're under him?
Well, no.
I don't think that's the move.
I-I think it's fine but sometimes
I'll get off and do my active active or I need to change this hold on
We need one more pot. I think one more pot
Already have 9-2.
I think that's good.
I think 9-2... ah, 10-1 lowkey
I'd be surprised if I used 2
Let's keep it 9-2 actually, let's keep it 19 so so There we go. And what the fuck is this? so so so so so so I'm not sure if you can see the I bleed a lot though, I need to heal.
Fuck!
I still haven't even gottenin to bleed.
You can jump on the horse to dodge? Yeah.
Oh, he did bleed? Really?! And he's still at a fucking quarter?!
The bleed didn't do shit to him!
I had 4k on my bleed did that really okay that's good then so Cool. My horses think that. my horse. so so so I'm not sure if you can see the so so so so I don't know what I'm doing over here.
Oh, that was a hot plate of wool! It's not doing much damage, I'm not gonna lie. I don't need to lock on him? so so so I can't fucking dodge this if they're with me.
If someone's gonna get hit, then I'm gonna hit by that every time I heal.
Like what the fuck? I get hit by that every time I heal. The so so far This is so fucked.
How do I dodge these first two abilities?
Should I just fight without my horse or is the horse definitely to play?
I don't know how to dodge this first ability.
Double jump it? Oh, good call. The horse is not shit though
I know that what the so I'm not sure if you can see it, but the game is still running. so so so I'm not sure if this is the best way to do it, but I think you can get a lot of points for that.
This is where we're going to have to go through some more so so so so so I'm bleeding a little bit. I was going to wait for another opportunity to heal. that was better i was better it's better it's better it's better Well, this is only good for closing the gap.
Please, with love and God you're making it so hard.
Okay I'll try without the horns this fight.
God damn it, early. Nah, it's not gonna work that way.
I can't run around fast enough though, That's the problem.
It's not gonna work without the horse, dude I know you have to dodge but it's impossible
for me to dodge fast enough and get back to him
You 100% have to fight him on the horse in my
opinion I don't think off the horses is a play at all like not even nearly
I understand dodge but he runs away so quickly and he's moving so fast it's so hard to hit his feet while i'm running.
Like its so hard to hit his feet why would not just want to be more mobile with the horse?
The only downside of the horse is that I miss
sometimes, but I miss even when
I'm on my feet, so it doesn't matter.
100%
the horse has to play.
... it Why the fuck do you dodge that? so oh Fuck! I'll attack the wrong way as I go.
Oh, there's another one out there.
Fuck me! It's already bad.
I need to stay by his feet. It's already a bad one.
I need to stay by his feet the whole fight. I'm not sure if you can see the so Thanks for watching! Don't worry about the Ashen Ward, it's unneeded for him. Is the Ashen Ward not helping a lot?
Or no? Does the Ashen Ward not make it easier for him to bleed?
I think jumping off an ash of war is big. so I
Don't know how to dodge this ability still don't know how to dodge this ability skill. I dunno, go later i guess
Yeah the horse got hit a little better. I'm going to have to try this one. so so so There's no way.
There's no way! so so so so so so so I'm not sure if you can see the I'm gonna go back. I think that's the power of luck. so so so so so so so I don't know his abilities well enough. Fuck, I shouldn't be close to him on that one at least.
I can't bot shit on the horse.
Can I jump through his shield when he hits me on the horse
the rivers of blood is nerfing you?
This build, like this sword.
And the bleed is nice but it's not doing enough really.
Especially to the Bloodhounds? so so I don't understand that.
Oh, there's a This is stronger for sure.
This is way stronger.
I don't understand how I can dodge his first ability, bro!
Just dodging off the horse probably.
I tried jumping, and still doesn't work! Even if I double jump it, the horse gets hit.
I should just double jump to let the horse get hit but it's hard to time that
Guys! I can't beat him without the horse! Stop saying
Get off the horse! There's no fucking universe, dude.
There's no universe I'd beat him without
the horse.
Oh my god.
Have I tried it? Yes!
I get owned!
Oh my god. try to yes i get owned How does this work? Why is my active world not working? That should work. I don't know what Bloodhound is it either.
I don't think this is it either, I think the other weapon was the best chance really.
I just have to dodge more.
It's not two handed?
Oh my god
Oh He does more damage just getting hit. Alright, I'll keep trying to...fuck it.
I need him to get into his feet with my horse you can't beat this boss without
being able to hold your attacks
maybe I have to be about feet, I don't know. so so Why is my active ward not working?
I forgot how to do it.
I literally forgot how to do it.
Dude, what the fuck was going on man? so so Why is it not following up?
I don't understand. what am I doing wrong? Like it's not working, I don't know why. I don't know what happened to it.
Like it's not...
Oh I think that's just a bug.
I guess I don't know what was happening anymore.
This is nuts. so There we go. Why is my partner up? Wow, this guy's got so much fucking health.
Does it look better though with the sword?
No hordes in the trap, though? Does it look better though with the sword?
No horse in the trap, though?
Yeah I'll try. Maybe I'm being stubborn.
I only get on the horse if I need to get closer to him.
But...I don't know. I don't have a great read on dodging still so so so so Oh my god. It's so hard.
Dodge...
Yo, I didn't react fast enough.
Or like,
I don't know.
I didn't time it.
It came...
I don't know.
Couldn't time it.
Couldn't time it.
To be honest with you.
How are we feeling? couldn't time it
how are you feeling not great I'm not sure if you can see it, but the Bro, it's so is to hit him right now? It's not possible.
I can't do it without the horse, man!
I can't do it without the horse.
There is no fucking way...
I can't even get to his feet dude.
I can't even get to his feet without the horse.
But I can't
dodge with the horse, so I don't know what the fuck to do.
Anyway,
I was dodging better without the horse.
Or with that horse, I mean...
I just need to stay so close that a shield wouldn't hit me. so What the fuck is this? so...
Are you going to stop reading or no?
... You hear that sound breathing or no? so so so so
phase two there's a facetail?!
I'm gonna die oh thank you He ripped off his fur, what? I'm sorry. oh my god that's crazy so so Thanks for watching! uh so so Because you might so so Oh god.
Common, Kvatch! I'm going to dodge.
Why do you try to dodge I'm not sure if you can see the I couldn't out kill him.
I can jump through those shield hits though, right? Or no?... so Get rid of your metapod since you're using this uh I'll do this hard. That was a good start. I'm not sure if you can see the so so so so so so so so I'm not sure if you can see the so so I'm dead? I have no stamina, my stamina's gone so fast.
I gotta stop spam I have no stamina. My stamina's gone so fast!
I gotta stop spamming- FUCK!
Fuck, how did I get one hit there?!
Oh my god. He has one shot for part two.
Dude, I had eight pots too.
That's actually a good run.
Tossed the enemy horse into stamina.
Spears in the horse, yeah.
What great runes from the great bosses? I don't even know what that means.
There, there... uh so so so so. so so Oh, that's not good. uh so so so so so I'm not sure if you can see the so so I'm going to have to do a little more research on this.
I'll be back with the next one. I wonder where his daddy is in the car. so so so so I'm not sure if you can see the so so so so so Oh, fuck.
That was a long ass fight.
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
It was a long ass fight though I'm not gonna...
Dude I feel like that was 15 minutes longer than me slashing him.
Oh my god
180k runes is crazy Oh my god, we did it.
Where's the grace?
I can't see anything.
My eyes are literally foggy.
I really can't see a single thing.
Is there a Grace here?
Oh my God that was one for it
long-term
along for it
on the lawn That was a long fight. oh my god Alright, what are we doing with this build?
I have no idea anymore.
Are we maxing out ducks I don't think i have any
I don't have any fuck. Do my remembrance?
Is the sword from this fight trash? Yeah, okay let's just use it then.
That doesn't help I'm gonna have leftover runes again. I might have to go to fuckin'... wherever it's called, to uh...
I have to go to Khalid again, not gonna lie.
Kill the fucking little imps.
Where was it? is it over here
how much runes do i need to level up
go up first?
Okay, hold on. I need 48k.
Oh! That was a long fight, dude. I think i'm going to put on my uh, bangs and kill these as fast as I can. Like, isn't it? so I'm not sure if you can see this, but the game is actually pretty much a so so Oh. oh so I'm not sure if this is the right way to do it, but I'll try.
I think that's a good idea. so so uh The katana is really cool. so so I already killed the dragon behind me bro. What the fuck are they?
I already killed a dragon behind me bro. BOOM I'm not sure if you can see this, but the What's the next boss chat?
Who do we fight next? god skin duo where do i find those guys What, did I kill them all?
WTF!
Did they not respawn? Malachi Malaketh?
Where's malaketh?
Back to fire giant, we just beat fire giant. so so what am i hitting so so Three more, two more or one more.
I need 48k.
Fuck.
They must respawn, right?
There's a mob.
They don't respawn or is it like a slow timer?
What the fuck. Rest?
Oh, that's smart, that's smart.
... That's smart. so I think that's good. Okay, who are we fighting you guys said?
The godlike duo?
Bro, are you fucking kidding me?
Malakaf! Okay where's Malakaf at?
BOOM BOOOM Go back to the fire giant grace. Okay.
Or I just fucking
I'm just going dex chat,
right?
Or should I start building my health?
We're level 90 now.
Endurance? Okay, maybe the next one.
Where were we? We were up here, no? I should order food.
Should order food.
So we're fighting Malakif next? I should order food.
So we're fighting Malakif next?
Is he close by or is it pretty far away?
Oh my.
Godskin first.
Is godskin up here? oh my god I'm gonna get down there and scout out. Is there a path?
Sorry.
Is there a path, I'm sorry.
Bow bow bow!
Alright, I'm over food.
Think I'm gonna get like a bowl or something to eat. so Where am I going?
Oh, there's a Grace. I see it.
Then how do I get down here?
Why don't I wanna go down there? Oh my god that fucking beacon is what threw me off.
Fucking beacon... fucking beacon these damn beacons so boring i have long observed the lands between. This world is in dire need of repair and death. Indiscriminate. Are you prepared to commit a cardinal sin?
Oh yes I am! I thought you'd never ask.
Rest upon you for but a moment.
Huh?
Is this the scene you guys are talking about? so Watch there. I'm watching, I'm watching, I'm watching i'm watching so so Oh, Earth Tree. You shall burn.
... Burn, for the sake of the new lord
my girl's burning she's hot right
thank you for guiding me here.
Our girl's crazy, my girl. The one who walks alongside flame.
It's the good ending!
Shall one day meet the end of the game, right?
I hope so goddamn.
I hope to god it's the end of the game
I'm sick to my stomach.
Bye, Mileena.
You're a real one, FR.. What's happening?
Well, this game never ends.
It just keeps going boss after boss after boss.
Like holy fuck, when will I be the Elden Lord?
I've been playing...
I got 50 hours in the game buddy!
Where do I go I think forward what do i go I think
forward where do I go? This is crazy.
Can we finish the...
Oh my god, that just made my day. No joke. That legit just made my day.
Do we know Jordan finished the game today? Is that possible or no? Not for you?
Who the fuck said that?
I saw you in the masses, bitch.
We might not know your name but we know who you are.
Hide him! Hide him! I want to go home and then edge is crazy.
Applaud.
Try crouching, then time for a dungeon
time for dong is he like pooping that what he's trying to say
i don't know
i'll leave the messenger too. Seems like a hot spot.
First off, can I put multiple?
No. Why is it always... Could this be a... That's kind of terrible.
No head ahead. Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Wait, no. It's not the...
Wait.
Wait what?
Why is he not...
I thought he was going to ball up.
Oh there he is.
That's not that funny. I don't know.
It's okay.
It's okay.
It's okay.
Can I see how my messages have been doing?
If only I had a lover got 13 and one poorer.
Liar ahead got 1. Bam.
... Damn, I gotta come up with some better shit eh? But my message is new so maybe like a lot of people haven't seen it yet skinny short required ahead what
oh where the do i go hey what the Look at this, look at this fucking monstrosity is how i describe it
holy he's got a strong as
i think not!
Ha ha ha. Nice try buddy. oh
oh no Not all this for nothing! Fuck!
Where'd those guys come from?
The next day fuck
anywhere you saw him?
Why can't I see those things on my screen?
Can you guys see?
Like, I don't know.
I don't see this fucking shit.
Do you have any glasses? I wear glasses, I have contacts on.
Can I put my glasses on and see if my vision is better? right so. Holy fuck.
It actually looks clearer.
Holy shit, I'm going to die here. Holy fuck!
It actually looks clearer. The fuck?
Maybe I can't see shit with my contacts. so so so Why the fuck is there a big ass reflection on my glasses?
What the fuck?
Broke out this far and couldn't even see.
Oh my god, it's bright as fuck in here now!
I can't see a fucking thing...
Alright.
Who said that?
Is this guy dead
why does he like look alive uh so This game is crazy though.
I'm not gonna lie, this game is crazy bro.
Clear sky!
I wish I thought of that. That fucked. chat i might have to get lasik dude i think my vision is bad well it feels better with
the glasses dude i don't know i think i see better right now, but is it just placebo? Wait.
Well let's see, let's see, let's see.
Let's see as I play with the glasses if there's a difference.
Not worth the risk? Bro, it's less than 1% chance to go blind. If I had gone blind then
I was probably going to have something very unlucky happen in my life regardless. Nah, my brother got LASIK.
He totally recommends it.
Anyone that's gotten LASIK that I've spoken to says this is the best decision they've ever made.
Oh, I'm on top. 07 in the chat.
I don't think you can heal when he's attacking here, but what do I know.
The thing is like, I can't use my horse on the dragon all the dragon fights i use my horse
so this is fox so
can i try it Did I drive? Now this guy is too strong, I'm not gonna lie.
I'm out.
I'm good. I'm good, I'm good, I'm good!
I forfeit, you win!
... I think it's time to go.
There is a grace after.
I'm playing on mouse and keyboard. after.
I'm playing on mouse and keyboard.
He gives a good item drop, it's
low-key worth the effort? Bro, I did
one damage... Nah, it's not. It's not.
Trust me, it's not. Maybe we'll come back to him another
day.
This sword is the best
sword for killing uh bombs it's the best store for killing
bobs easily that i have at least so I don't know.
Are these things open? Nah, they're not usually like... like
you can dual wield katanas if you have another one oh Oh my god, imagine that. Holy fuck.
Liar ahead? There's no message ahead. Lightning and Grape Bowl, what the fuck is up? Lightning Grable, the fuzzah. oh oh
what the fuck is that He has like 30k runes? so huh huh so These katanas are so cool man.
I think i'm going in circles right now.
I gotta go down.
Or maybe I'm not, I don't know.
Oh! so so no way dude!
Did he snipe me? Fuck.
I didn't even see what hit me.
I'm running past actually i'm gonna kill the guy that killed me though foreign I'm not sure if you can see it, but the game is still running on its own.
It's a bit of an understatement to say that this was only in the first place.
The game has been released for a while now and we're still working on it. I'm going to try and get the gun. so so so so so I'll tell you later. Okay, I'm running past.
I don't know where the lightning guy was i thought i killed him there's another one though so so so so Oh my god, there's a jump there.
Oh! Oh, what the fuck? so They coming back to life? Now we're out of here. so What the fuck?
Got a sneak attack prepared. What was that? I'm not sure if you can see it, but the I think we'll keep running, these guys will take their backs alive.
Are they even giving me ruins i haven't looked so so so so
you don't buy in one fucking hit there? Like jeez dude
Oh my god
I can upgrade the katana, yeah let me just keep going
forward for a little bit.
Let me get my shit back at least.
Oh my- are you fucking kidding me? It's not that far, it's fine.
Someone said I'm glad this is even getting fucked though. Okay. Sick.
And my runes are gone
and my runs are gone let's go minus 30k
baby
oh my god i'm gonna cry
because i try to go back fast.
It's fucking hilarious, it's actually fucking hilarious. Plus zero.
What an annoying area.
I'm gonna go this way instead. so so so What the fuck are they feeding these mobs, man? Go upgrade your weapon, you're at the boss. Alright should I go upgrade right now?
What am I upgrading though?
Who am I upgrading?
Am I upgrading my fang you mean?
Should I just be using my fang?
Fuck this shit. I mean, this weapon is sick
though, I said. You wanna fight everyone's favorite boss? Alright'm gonna go upgrade my weapon it why why can't i travel to a side of grace I don't have runes to upgrade?
Oh, I have runes brother. uh so I don't know. What are we upgrading?
What are we upgrading, my blade?
Are we upgrading my blade?
What are you guys trying to upgrade?
Or the...
The fang.
I'm in the Fang right your arms let's get Smithy those little twins you have bell hearing. What are we trying to upgrade?
Do I want to use the blade or the katana?
The katana feels sick though!
I'm not gonna lie, the katana feels sick and I don't know but I think the blade might be better
The blade might beat what is that?
What the fuck why are they just leaving loot around, what the fuck?
What the fuck's going on in here free guns Sombra stone seven and 8 are available now
okay we need runes
5000 runes.
20,000 runes. Should we use the hero rune? Yeah.
I think we're gonna need a lot more though. So let's just use all our runes yeah
please use great rooms i don't know what that is.
You got 30k on your dead body, it's gone buddy. Oh We need seven, right?
But the question is what am I upgrading right now?
Might as well get the 8 as well.
Whatever we upgrade, we go both ways.
Now i have no money for fucking uh... Do I have a remembrance? Both weapons are S tier, choose whichever you like.
I like the Katana better i think.
Um... I don't have runes.
We might have to... should we sell some shit or should we just go farm?.
.
This farm...
. This farm.
Alright.
I don't know how much we need to upgrade.
I guess we'll just kill like a little bit.
15k every 30 seconds? That's fine.
I mean, it would probably be good to know but it's fine.
I'm gonna upuse that fucking map. what I'm gonna seeing anything. Hold on, this guy's confused. so. How many runes do you think I need to upgrade these weapons? tanky or what so so Format Mogwin?
I don't know where that is.
This is my farm spot
that I know of.
Probably not enough. Where's
Margaret? It's probably enough anyway.
Where am I
going to... Am I going to
hang it at the anvil? I'll just go Am I going to...
Hang it at the anvil? I'll just go to edgy, fuck it.
Might as well.
Sigh Greetings. Alright, I'm doing it to the katana.
Oh! Pust 9!
PUST 9?!
This is my strongest sword I think.
This is my strongest sword I think. This is my strongest weapon.
Where were we was on
over here
fuck one
over here right?
Where do i pick up here, where do i go from here chat?
Where do i go next?
Where's um the god duo
classic streamer gets baited with rob wait this swords feels sick though the Alright where do I go chat?
Where's the next fight? Food break?
Yeah?
Food break, food break.
Food break, food break. We watch the video while we eat and then we continue. Let's see what this and the old one that I haven't seen.
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This delivery driver was caught slamming down food that someone ordered.
I got onion rings, I haven't had onion rings in a long time.
This is why it's so dangerous to put water into a bird's mouth.
You see the open hole on his
mouth? That is his airway
That
air way, that opening and closing
right now if one
tiny bit of water gets in that you pretty much drown them. This guy decided that he wanted to become a sea lion. Oh!
Some fast food places now have delivery robots that are allowed to drive on the road.
Their pet bird loves a hang out in the mask hammock on long car rides. So, he's gonna have to do his best. Um... Mike, please go away.
Do we watch an Elden Ring lore video?
So I can understand the game better?
Or will that be a spoiler
dog 10 hours wait chat you know what I heard
now you know what I heard I heard that there's these guys well there's a game called dark souls one dark souls two and um golden ring obviously and
there's these guys that will play the entire series without getting hit.
Like, at all.
By anything.
Is that true?
Um...
And they'll do all three games in a row without getting hit.
They'll do all three games in a row without getting hit,
and if they get hit once, they reset, right?
Isn't that insane? They don't get hit by a mob.
They don't get hit by a boss. They don't get hit by a boss nothing and if they get it once
You watch this guy yeah time only means that quite 30 minutes I designed but many of these outside already minutes! To this end, it sent a golden star hurtling towards the lands between.
The Elden Star's incantation tells us that this Golden Star was bearing a beast...
Restart?
Our story doesn't begin in the Laird's Between.
It begins in the cosmos, far away with an outer god called The Greater Will. There are a lot of Outer Gods mentioned in Elden Ring – you can think of these kind
of like the Great On ones of Bloodborne.
They're distant beings, they're all powerful and they're quite... I'm spoiling it for myself? Stop!
What should I do then?
Wow, this guy.
It's been a while since I've covered a new world and, well, what a world it is now.
When I- Nah. Watch Genki. Where are you seeing bro?
Go back to the original video, it's fine
you're not doing the quest anyways
It's not gonna take 30 minutes to eat?
I mean, we're just going to watch it for like 5-10 minutes probably.
I'm already done eating, I'm not going to lie.
It begins in the cosmos far away
with an outer god called the Greater Will. There are a lot of outer
gods mentioned in Elden Ring, you can think of these kind of like The Great Ones
of Bloodborne they're distant beings, They are all powerful and quite un-millable
by design. But many of these Outer Gods want to make their presence felt in the world.
The greater will may be most of all. To this end
it sent a golden star hurtling
towards the lands between
The Elden Star's incantation tells
us that this golden star was bearing
a beast, an Elden Beast. The Elden Remembrance calls it a vassal
beast of the greater will. If you didn't know, a vassal is someone who holds land on
behalf of their overlord. Obviously, this is fitting in this case
because the Elden Beast occupied
the Lands Between on behalf of
the Greater Will and was a living
incarnation of the concept
of order. As such,
this beast
would later become
The Elden Ring.
I have no idea
what he just said
in that one minute.
No clue.
...up of runes
of power
some great some small that... minute. No clue. He's not going to presents order. The true nature of this order is a subject of
constant... He's not going too fast for you guys?
Bro's spitting
out knowledge 30 miles an hour.
...debate and research undergone by
fundamentalists.
But two of the key fundamentals are the laws of causality and regression.
You can think of the law of causality as cause-and-effect,
where actions have consequences
and those consequences are new causes
that branch out into infinity.
These are the relationships between things.
Then there's the law of regression
that states that all things eternally yearn to converge and return to their roots
Fittingly then, the Elden Ring is housed within the Erdtree, which towers over the Lands Between.
But it's very important to stress that life in the Lands Between
did not begin with the Erdtree, the Elden Ring or the Elden Beast
No, the Lands Between were occupied well before the
greater will came there were other beings here
There were other factions here
There were other gods here
and there was even another great
dog donation
I'm going to replay it
Peric please watch your video on how
to get to Mog's place without
Vary, without Ve'er.
So you can get to the farming spot so you don't have to worry
about runes.
Alright.
I trust you because you donated a lot. regarding the Erdtree comes in. So, there are incantations in the game called Aspects of
the Crucible. According to their
descriptions these are manifestations
of the Erdtree's primal
vital energies and I quote,
they are an aspect of the primordial crucible where all life
was once blended together. But how could all life be
blended together in the Erdtree if the Erd tree appeared after
life existed? Well there can only be one answer, right. That the Erd Tree is a
parasite and it took over a tree that existed here before.
This ancient tree was called the Great Tree.
So, the Great Tree
was almost certainly
the location of this primordial crucible
And...
It must have been a very powerful primordial force Oh my god, this motherfucker! the greater will in the first place. It also explains why spells
and enemies related to the Great Tree's
crucible would eventually be
looked down upon. For example,
the knot talisman is fashioned
from a knotted vestige of the Crucible, and it
was considered a signifier of the
divine in ancient times, but
is now increasingly disdained as an
impurity as civilization
has advanced.
Enemies related to the Crucible are The Omen,
The Misbegotten and The Crucible Knights
And all three of them would be shunned, enslaved or imprisoned
Those who speak for the Erdtree don't want you to know its roots, so to speak."
According to the spell, protection of the Erdtree, in the beginning everything was in
opposition to the Erdtree but through countless victories and war it became the
embodiment of order in america's own words who's that the airtree governs all oh my god
she sounds like so with the order
I don't know if you sound so funny divest myself of it. Why is she breathing into the mic? Like hello
She's inside my brain.
At the fringes, a powerless
upstart.
But The Greater Will needed more than
a big tree. It needed
loyal agents in the lands between.
To this end, it has The Two Fingers who are its envoys.
The Two Fingers' heirloom has a weird picture of them but reads
Of course fingers cannot speak yet these are eloquent. reads, of our faith. These words are interpreted by
the Finger Readers. These are the
undying old crones that you
would have found throughout the Lands Between
They pass down the wisdom
of the two fingers, or at least they used to your fingers please your fingers
what the fuck bro what kind of freaky are they covering up in this game, bro?
What do you mean your fingers?
Granny?
I can read them.
I mean, I guess everyone needs a little bit of loving.
Most of them appear to have lost their purpose
and they're desperate to read your fingers
and tell-
If she a fan, she a fan.
That was from the chat by the way
...since their two fingers are likely dead.
You're right. I think
that was a little bit too direct about this.
And yes, of course there are multiple sets
of two fingers you would have
found their corpses on the tops of the divine towers
Atop these towers, you loot
the fingers in order to activate the
true power of a great rune
Specifically though, you are giving
benediction back to your great roots. Alright, enough
yapping dude. I'm gonna give this video a
thumbs down
Wait, finally I can find
out what the game I played for for a hundred plus hours is about
Amen, brother
amen, Brother
Can't believe how difficult it is to follow this okay?
Al yes
I'm glad I'm not the only one then.
This makes me feel better.
The problem is like...
We beat the game in 50 hours and that's good if you did
all right should we keep going?
You're worse than most because you don't listen. I try listening and then
it doesn't work and then I zone out. And then I
back in and already missed something so the next thing doesn't make sense
What am I supposed to do
Ah uh Alright, where are we going?
Where the fuck is the finger... Oh, not the finger lady.
Where's the mog
wait where were we where where are we going oh we don't know where we're going where are we going The god skin, where's the god skin? Where's Godskin? Have I felt old playing this game?
I don't give a fuck.
What do you mean, felt old bro?
That has not crossed my mind ever. What do you mean felt old? I? That has not crossed my mind ever.
What do you mean felt old? I was playing Roblox
two days ago. I don't care. Where am I going?
Pfft so alright I'm going gonna tell you guys straight up. If my life depended on me beating this game without any help, I would be dead today. I will be dead today I would be dead
Nah, I would figure it out somehow
No, actually though
I wouldn't though
Because I wouldn't know any idea of how to fight the mobs.
No, I would definitely not...
I definitely wouldn't.
I definitely wouldn't.
I had zero knowledge starting the game
there's no way I'd figure out
how to fight the mobs on my own.
I have no fucking idea what's happening.
Yeah, no i would definitely die. All right where do i go? Forward.
Up here?
Or, no I came from there.
This way.
What? Wait my new sword! Let me try it you bitch!
Oh shit
I just dodged this guy now i remember where I am
I see where I am
Oh im popping a pot. This guy's strong.
Chill man!
Fucking nerd.
Why'd you say, oh my god rivers of blood 2?
Does everyone use this this sword or something
where's my runes But what is this? sit down bitch!
Only 3k runes? Oh okay yeah. I'm not doing that again
I'll see you
Alright, did it once, that's good enough for me
Chill brother Chill Chill, brother.
Chill.
It's not that serious. Oh! I'm going this way.
... oh i'm going this way Nope, not today.
How do I exit? What? There's two of them?!
I think I made a mistake using the sword.
Not gonna lie, I think I made a mistake using the sword.
Guys, I should have stuck to the Bloodthirst man.
Get another one dual wielding that is broken?
I don't have another one.
This damage is so bad, no joke this boss broke Ludwig
Wait where's the grace by there? Oh I can upgrade the other weapon too.
I don't have a somberstone seven or eight
I can buy it run straight and jump down.
I think I should stick to the butt thing, chat. What do you think? Oh it's right here
But like dude, I'm losing HP even getting into the fight
I'll jump! I'll jump if you...
I'm gonna push him off.
No, I'm not.
Okay. Should I go back to the house and
upgrade my...
Wait, should I use my Blasphemous Blade?
Low key.
Do I have a... Can I buy
Somberstone 9 from the store or no?
Oh, I can't use this i don't have the attributes
i have a spare i want to upgrade my thing. I wanna upgrade my thing.
Do i have runes?
I don't have runes.
Another $30 donation, please?
Go to the Mogwin farm so you don't have to worry about getting runes?
Where's the sword I'm looking for? Wait, I need to see what he can sell me.
Wait this guy doesn't sell the shit. Does he? Who sells the shit?
Who sells the fucking uh...
Is it edgy?
Oh, the twins.
Let's see how much I need.
Okay, should we go to the Mogwin farm?
Or the Moogs palace?
So that we can farm runes easily?
Is that what you guys are saying to do?
I think I need to upgrade this
weapon.
Wait, what?
This lady doesn't sell me shit.
She's not the twin dude! What are you doing?! Oh my god bro...
I'm freaking out bro. I'm in the fuck up
ok 7, 8
I need 36,000 runes
Like Amazon primes
Should I just start selling shit? like Amazon Prime's
should I just start selling shit? or what do we do
Or should I just go back and try to beat them with my katana
I don't know i just go back and try to beat them with my katana all right go how do i get to the mogafall palace
or the farm spot where do i get there how do I get there
you gotta YouTube it? You guys fuckin'
why the fuck would i be streaming if I'm gonna YouTube it?
What are you at, ladies and gentlemen?
LikeKoloss here.
And today I'm going to tell you about
The two best room farm locations in Elden Ring.
And I'm gonna tell ya how to get there.
Now for those of you who already know how to get to Mogwin Palace...
The spot where your gonna be farming is right here at Palace Approach.
And the two different farms are number one,
You need a bow and you can-
Bro this is totally cheating I'm in.
Just shoot this bird queen.
This is going to get me-leveled and overpowered.
This might be our ticket to endgame.
And then you need to run
to the right, and he'll follow you and just
jump right off the cliff. Make sure that you
run to the right because I find if you just shoot him and stand there,
he'll just run up to the edge of the cliff and he won't actually jump off.
How do I get a bow and arrow?
The second method is to kill this large group of enemies
that's right next to the site of Greece.
This is much more effective with a powerful weapon that can do
a large aoe attack i don't currently have a weapon like that on this character so i'm doing
the bow method so those are two methods let's move on to how you actually get to Mogwen Palace.
So the first thing that you're going to need to do is come through the Rose Church.
You are going to talk with this guy right out in front it's the guy from the rose
church Can't do this method? You already killed that guy? so So it turns out if you took out Whiteface Vare,
You can still get to the Mogwen Palace and take on Mowglore the Blood
And most importantly do one of the best rune farms still.
Now this is some crucial information
that I wish I knew before
because I was going to have
news when I figured far enough into
the game until you're up at the mountaintops
of the Giants.
That is one of the downfalls over taking out
white face fire take on you can disrupt footage the boss at castle soul which is located right
here but there is a way that we can just glitch over here
which I'm going to be showing you how to do that and once you get over here
there is a teleporter that will send us over to the Mowgli Palace, which the
teleport is located right here where my waypoint is so starting from
the ancient snow valley ruins set of grace i'll be again technically how you get over here is by
defeating the boss at Castle Soul.
Anyways, yeah, so starting from here
I'm just going to go ahead and speed up
this footage. Just want to head this way though
and we're actually going to be falling
to our death off a cliff however when
we spawn back in we're gonna be over in that area which is really convenient i'm
not exactly sure when the developers are going to patch this
but at them so starting from this area, which
once again technically how you get over here
is by defeating the boss
at Castle Soul Hall. In which yeah so
starting from here I'm just gonna go ahead and
speed up this footage. Just went head this way though
Oh, why are you speeding it all right?
We're actually going to be falling to our death off a cliff
However when we spawn back in we're gonna be over in that area which Which is really convenient, I'm not exactly sure
when the developers are going to patch this
but at the moment you can still
do this to get over there quicker
But yeah, right up here past these
enemies will be the legends of cliff that we'll have to jump off
We could just a glitch that we can do. Why don't you guys keep telling me shit? That's already pasture I can't do
Oh Go to fight commander neil kill the boss where's the boss so Before we get into the video, here's a quick shoutout to
Remember Kulu? Turn on him. You'll need a specific item I'll show you how to get later into the video, here's a quick shoutout to......the little guru.
Turn on him! You'll need a specific item.
I will show you how to get later in the video.
As soon as you enter the boss room, he will summon you to Starwood Wallet
thinking it would intimidate you.
He doesn't realize that we have The Branch of Power
The Bewitching Branch
This magical twig when activated in the face of his subordinates will confuse your friends I don't know this con. How do i get there? Here?
And then...
The castle right there. That castle?
How the fuck did we get there?
Out here? whee What the fuck is happening, dude? Hey where am I?
I went too far.
Oh my god, where the fuck are you going bro we're just going up the hill Did you get schooled in New York?
Are you saying that I attend the school?
No, in New York you don't have to go to school.
Only middle school and then after that it's up to you.
Over here the laws are different.
What the fuck how do I get the fuck down from here?
Chill, bro! so What is that? What is that? Did I kill that guy or no?
Go borderless window.
Oh, maybe not here. You go borderless window?
Maybe not here.
Not bad. My bad! Maybe
Like you going down Where am I going? What a dumbass fucking game, but that is just beat my shins. That was barely a fall.
Why are you being so fucking impatient?
Just go around dude. Oh my god, man.
I have to turn music on.
The fuck am i doing here so We can go ban for ban. so so so so so Where are we going again and why? I'll do it again in wire. I don't even know where we're going.
The dynast to get the snowfield?
Did I kill the guy?
Stop. Too late, brother.
Oh you're gonna get it. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Show show show! Go fighting! so dog shit sword
dog shit sword what is my sword right now?
Oh, I have the Bloodhound Fang on right now. Fuck!
I have the wrong sword on.
Hold on one second brother. One second brother!
Are you serious right now? You're not gonna let me swap?
YOU'RE BEING WEIRD!!!
WHAT THE FUCK?! What the fuck?
Yeah! Hey, do it.
Hey why is my special not working?
Oh yeah that's what I thought was going to happen.
Oh no... Alright, where do I go? I'm not budding you guys. Oh my me. so Your shoulder is looking good AF, I've seen that. that
That's actually funny. That's actually funny. I'm done
Where do I go? Where do I go? Where do I go and no one even said that's the best part.
Oh my god...
Where do I go from here?
Oh... What?! from here. You're a fat ass up there, dude. so so What the fuck did you guys send me, bro? What are you fucking out of your minds?
What? Where do I go?
Just keep going straight bro, I don't fucking know. so I want that loot, I don't give a fuck I'll die for it.
Grace! Where? Am I fucking blind?
Oh shit
oh shit Oh shit. Ah, it doesn't even matter no more! Y'all mad?
Kill me fuck it!
What?
Oh shit. it. Wait, death counter though... I just wanted to point out that at the end of my Elden Ring trip we minus 100 deaths from me trolling
Cause i definitely got a hundred deaths in there as troll
No joke
Left stroll No joke. Left straight or not?
Don't mind me... oh my me I found them all you're gonna get it
oh you're gonna get it oh you're gonna get it What the fuck? Alright, Modfogs skip ahead three hours. Why the fuck would you guys send me here?
We came...
Where are we fighting someone else and why am I spawning so far away?
Dude,
dude, I don't think these katanas are it,
dude. I'm not gonna lie. These things are costing
me but I don't know
i might have to go back to my sword though i don't know if i'm just like being uh so so so so so so
sick bill I fucked up my combo.
I went ban for ban with him, but he came back in for him so... This guy said, this is the most fucked boss in the game.
Fuck this dumb fuckery face fucker fucker.
I swear to God I will murder his whole bloodline
he probably beat this boss a second try Fire at him, Pod. so so so so so story so so so I'm going to have to do a little bit of
like, in reference...
What? so Lost my...
You fucking suck Commander Neal.
Damn
Um, yeah I don't know I feel like like I'm not looking too good out there right now.
Have I worn off? How many hours-
I've been live for 9 hours! Holy fuck.
I dunno these troops-
These Elden Ring troops have been flying by
I'm not gonna lie.
I don't even know how the nine hours...
Use a Bloodhunt?
Should I now use the Katana?
The Katana hasn't done anything good for me yet, I'm not gonna lie. I think it's a plus six is too weak, I think you're right.
It's not bad but I don't think it's the play.
Why are you letting both knights spawn and kill one while spawning?
Yeah, your Rax should just combo him off the rip, right?
You're right
This is plus nine
I gotta make it work somehow
I gotta make it work
this should be a four feet what do you mean thousand best craving thousand dust is when the game starts
thousand this is when the game starts. Thousand deaths is when I start trying.
Kill the shield guy on spawn? Who's a shield guy on the left? Holy fucking dick balls!
Jesus! Cheese and crackers! What the shit? You can backstab them as they spawn? You can crit them? What do you mean, crit them?
How do I critical backstab?
How do I do backstab? How do I do that?
How?
Go behind and left click, what?
Oh shit I've never done that before. I have no joke, never done that before. That's some new tech.
Wait, you're flying at me too?
Fucking weirdo. What are you doing Tarek?
Why aren't you tanking them? I think I have to kill a double sword guy first.
Yeah, the shield guy is easier because he moves
like a fucking turtle.
I think I have to kill the sword guy first the shield guys easy go to
sleep Jim and come back why am i not
looking good out there bro this run is icing me dude
usually i'm back in the fight in three seconds i'm getting iced out here Get the shortcut to your left?
Wait, fuck. No no no I'm in. It's too late. no so brother, brother, brother, brother.
You have survived it. Hey, hey! Was it not quicker, not backstabbing?
I think my combo was doing better no more damage.
I think my combos doing more damage than the backstab so so so Taric!
Bosh normally. Patience, everyone check the fuck up in the chat. Let me lock it right now
Greed! GREED! GREEEE, DUDE!
I don't know. I just feel very strong though... Ah!
Ah! I don't know, I feel like I'm not using any of my like LS not locked in I think that burger fucked me up
and the burger fucks me up bro not locked in anymore
what's longer am I playing for? I'm not sure if you can see the I meant to do that. so so so so You got a problem problems bro.
How do I active ward this guy?
I don't think i have a window, I think no joke I have to ward this guy. I don't think i have a window. I think no joke, I have to pepper him
fuck
I'm rolling slowly right now.
You guys are huge, one of those year, really? You're choking
like B-Rabbit right now.
Why no ashes?
Brother! I didn't see any windows there
i don't know if we're fighting the same boss or watching the same fight but
not a singular window was open
there so so Wait, I fucked up. I'm not sure if you can see the difference between the two. Yeah, you're not dead.
Yeah, you're
not fucking dead already! What did I press?
I'm pressing the wrong buttons.
I think I'm freaking out over here.
Oh my god, I don't know what's happening right now.
Is this a simulation?
Oh... How the fuck did you take Duelist's fight without, I mean dude this is not the fight
i would think about.
The people that are beating these games without taking any hits on
anything those people should be jailed
because there's something wrong with
them for being able to do that I can't
leave fucking i can't leave a yeah i don't know
i can't leave hometown without getting hit like i don't even know what to say so I'm not sure if this is the best way to do it, but I think that's a good idea.
I don't know what to say about this one... We got lucky on that backstab last time, bro.
Dude what am I doing?
What am I doing? I was trying to get three on them oh my god okay
okay this is bad i think uh
i don't think it's gonna happen here i I'm not gonna lie, this is not looking good at all.
Looking for that backstab as good yeah but like i got owns He's extremely hard.
This fight is extremely hard, it feels like it.
Maybe hit Neil instead of the soldiers?
Nah. Not the plan. I'm not sure about that. maybe hit neil instead of the soldiers nah not to play so so Oh, no. oh so uh so so so so so I'm not sure if you can see the That was cool. I don't know how to do this again. You're just getting too greedy, you got it?
No, the reason... Bro reason bro listen bro i'm getting
greedy but like the only reason is close because i'm greedy that's the problem really What the fuck?
Dude, are you fucking kidding me? me so so so so so
keep your distance, Tarek! Dude, that kick is so fucking nice bro.
You see that kick goes up? Boom!
That's a nice kick dude. I'm not gonna lie, that was a nice kick.
He got good mobility bro
For someone his size and age
Oh so Someone's like, good luck in DLC XD. we're not going to do the other little about
little but it's true so so so so I can't dodge their attacks bro.
I don't know if i'm greedy, I don't know if i'm just not aware or I don't know if they're
just changing it up. I don't know man. I might have lost the plot here
I panic roll too much?
I agree.
What the fuck? Dude, can this thing stop that though? so so right so so Yeah, I don't think you can hit him doing that.
Some people say you can hit him while he's slinging his sword, but that's not true.
Whoever said that, we're going to find you and ban you, dude.
Fucking dumbass advice.
Who said that shit?
I'm telling you someone told me I could hit him in that combo. I did it before?
I know.
I don't know how it works before. so Alright, let's go. I'm gonna try to get him. A lot of Pinnacles there. There's no windows for this guy.
This guys just swinging and swinging! Leave the shield guy and go for the boss, you'll despawn.
But the problem is that...
I have to 2v1 then, no? I need to get better at dodging. awesome so
oh stand on Oh, standoff. no you do ever stop here or your stop and just think about it for a second? so I hit him once for that.
This guy's talented as fuck. I didn't even know I have to like-
I don't know how to-
I don't know what the fuck is going on in this server
I don't know what's happening in the server, bro
Everyone's shooting different today
Just like
Might have to run am before the next one sword is good chat
the sword is good I'm melting
the first guy I'm getting into
good the problem is I need to
get better at dodging that's all it is
i need to be better at dodging
this so everything is fine. Like, this fight is fair.
This fight feels fair.
It's just a hard fight I guess. so uh Adash! I'm going to go with the shield first. No, no, the other guy's annoying. He's aggressive. so I'm not sure if you can see it, but the so I tried something different that time, it didn't work.
As you can see.
I'm gonna get a thousand deaths here.
This might be the thousand death fight.
I knew this was coming.
I knew there was a time that this would happen.
Just tanking hits?
Yeah, at that time I went ban for band it didn't work
Why is bro not using summons what has he got to prove?
if I use summons there's an asterisk next to my thing dude
right now i have two exclamation marks
next to my fucking uh, Elden Ring completion cause
I've been playing on hard mode
so I'm not trying to get like you know
this don't show the shield got one time just try it fine it fun so so so so Close, but no cigar. I'm gonna go to the bathroom. so so so Are we killing ourselves with that? I'm going to try and get the so I mean, what am I supposed to do right there?
Obviously, I'm going to panic roll out of that situation.
Or you just wait and see what happens.
I don't know, I'm not playing good I guess.
I guess I'm just not playing good.
Is this a hard boss or do I suck multiple cocks? Cucks.
Cucks. Cucks? Cucks? Why not both? What the fuck? so
this guy has to stop hitting me Guys, we already established that Ash of War does more damage than the single attack from
the back.
I understand there's a crit you can do but I want you to understand that my Ash of War does double that damage.
And do it from the front? Well...
No, because he can hit me from the front? Well...
No, because he can hit me from the front.
You see what I'm talking about, iRig? Hey!
Dude are you fucked in the fucking head?
Oh I'll do it from the front this time so uh I don't buzz that.
Are you awake?
Oh, my God! i don't buzz that are you oh are you awake oh it does that oh I'm not sure what to do with this guy. so so Keep to the right! She's real angry! We can go BAM for dead!
I don't know man, i'm greeting a lot.
Now im convinced you dont't dodge the farm ads.
Dude, no!
I'm not dodging because I don't know what the fuck how to dodge these abilities that's being thrown at me. Yeah, I think I have to go back to like...
With this weapon, I notice that i'm bleeding a lot more
because i want to get that combo in but i have to go back to like single hitting
them and just peppering them but the problem is
with this weapon the ash of war is too good so so so so so Oh wait, the other guy is still alive!
I thought he died.
You greeted so hard, Dave. so so I Lock in then I gotta lock in man.
I'm gonna lock in, let's turn these lights off.
Phew so so We'll do our music run, fuck it. so Uh-oh. I'll swing from the front. uh so so ah so so so so uh so oh my god man how do i cancel that Hi Omnitrix.
What's going on? I'm going to have to go back and get the I don't know his timings at all.
I'm not going to lie to you guys, I don't know his timings at all. I'm not going to lie to you guys,
I don't know his timings at all.
He's a hard boss man, this is a hard boss.
This is way harder than the fire giant if you ask me.
But I don't know how true that is actually.
I don't know...
Hard to say. so so I'm going to try and get him. so so so so so so so so so That was better, but I didn't see all that shit coming.
The kick is crazy right now.
Ash of War is griefing you?
Low key it is griefing me.
Because I'm in combat for way longer than I usually am.
It's just like a different fighting style.
I'm taking 4, 3 or...
But the problem is that it's my own fault for committing
to the whole combo. That's greed.
I can commit to not the whole combo.
I can cut it off.
To be fair, it's kind of my fault. so oh what Oh, what? I didn't even see him and I thought I got away already.
Fuck!
I might not beat this guy today chat,
Not gonna lie, it's not looking good.
Stop committing to the combo? Yeah. 900 oh my god we're at 900. that's insane so so That time I didn't even commit to it. Oh, that's why he's running away. oh the front is wonderful Bad timing.
Oh god!
Ah man, I'm not reacting so so so so Dude, what the fuck? I'm going to try and get the so Wait, your blaster is every dodge right now. Oh my god, I'm missing every dodge!
Oh my god.
This is bad right now. It's pretty bad
right now
That was a single move, I know.
I might be coming back to this guy tomorrow.
Break or sleep?
Oh my god.
It's gonna be sleep for sure.
... so uh I'm going to have to go back and get the key.
I'll be right back. Damn bro.
I think it's a tomorrow angle. shhh Brother. Brother! We go next I think
I'll do one more try and that's it
If there's a bad try, I'm done
I think I'm cooked
It's been a lot bro. and everything I'm getting worse, that's the problem.
What can i do God damn it, bro. so Oh, my God. That J'avor is fucking me a lot. so so so Why is this guy charging at me now? so so oh so so so so I gotta head in there.
What the fuck was that? I don't know. I feel like i'm driving myself into a wall right now
Sorry we did a lot today what is my level?
Fuck it man, fuck it
I hate to be a quitter im not gonna lie I hate to be a quitter, I'm not gonna lie
I hate to be a quitter but it's been a long day
We will beat this guy
We will beat this guy
Alright chat, I love you guys.
I'm going to see you guys tomorrow.
I'm going to see you guys tomorrow for the next one.
Enjoy the rest of your night, rest of your day.
Thank you for kicking with me.
Peace out guys.
Love you guys.
Peace!....... you
all right chat I'm gonna see you guys tomorrow love you guys peace hey space place