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. so. so.. so.. so so Thank you. so... so.. so Yo!
Yeah?.. Yeah.
Here.
Here.
... What's up chat?
How do we do? How do we do?
What color should the lights be today?
Wait, blue for EG or red
For 100 Thieves? We gotta go red
We gotta go, Radman.... Yo, what's up chat? Well, I don't use the treadmill thing anymore.
The only reason
I use the treadmill thing is because
on days that I didn't go to the gym,
I felt bad about not doing anything.
And that's why I had a treadmill
but I've been going to the gym so I haven't needed it.
Of the top five initiators
So I'm going to give you
a floor for you
to gas yourself up a bit.
Why?
What makes you
one of the best initiators
that we currently have
here in the Americas?
I mean,
we won stage one
but I'm not the type
of guy to gas myself up.
You know,
I just play so we're gonna go
to this eg game and you know we'll see who this is a big game today chat speaking about e.g
like the stage one champions but eg is also a very tough opponent and this
is a do or die for a playoff do or die for both teams you fear it today like what's what's the
situation like for the team going into this matchup today?
You always say it's a big game today. No, I don't.
We've been working hard the last few weeks so we're gonna do everything that we can to win this game
This is for playoffs, this is for champs
So we're not gonna let it go down easy
Well, we hope to see you on the stage today.
Good luck, man. And we got a special
guest joining us!
Aw, shit. Say it ain't so.
What's up, Randy?
What's up, brother?
I can't believe I beat you to your own watch party man This is crazy. You're early riser and then you got that on me
How you been are you
Are you just waking up?
No, I got back from the gym man.
I've had a long day.
Not long.
Oh, I can hear it in your voice.
You're not happy but lucky.
Stop there bro!
What's wrong with you right now?
How do you...
What are you doing to me right now?
I can tell by the tone of your voice what's going on man.
Where my flippers?
Tell me everything. Talk to the chat.
What's happening?
No, I feel good bro.
Is ED got you down too?
Oh fuck don't bring up ED, bro.
It's a sensitive topic.
You better be careful out there, brother.
It's on the rise.
Nah, how you been, man?
How was Europe?
It was fucking incredible, brother.
Besides all the travel issues we dealt with,
Italy was
the best place I've probably been to internationally
and this guy
stepped out and did me in my own
wedding
my wife said
she's gonna divorce
me so we do
another one
that's awesome
where in Italy
was it
I was in
Florence dude
oh fuck
yeah
it's good to be back.
Actually, one of the groomsmen just subbed in my chat.
What's up, Method?
You dumb bitch.
What's up, Methods?
I don't know Methods.
Funny fun fact, Methods was on CLG a long time ago during the same time I was on CLG.
This is probably like 10 years ago now.
Sorry to hear it.
Did you guys win at all or was he bringing down both programs?
I think both of us were losing back then.
Oh, nice.
Yeah, so...
How are you, man?
You still in the gym, bro?
Still cooking away?
Still battling these Radiant Demons, or? You're still cooking away? You're still battling these radiant demons
or is your rank flow getting a little bit better?
Dude, I actually haven't been playing Bower.
And I've been on the Elden Ring grind.
Can you believe it?
Oh my God, really?
Yeah.
I've been playing a lot of Elden Ring.
I'm kind of hooked to it.
Chad was saying you changed, man.
They might have been right.
In what sense?
Change is good.
No, you're right.
You've been having fun with it?
It's been really fun.
The boss fights have been...
Yeah, they've been cooking my shit.
It's addicting.
How many deaths are you at?
Not that many.
Well, that's not enough. How many deaths are you at? Not that many. Oh, well,
that's not a number we need to know how many deaths are you at actually two three four seven hundred
You're at 700 debts. Yeah, but I'm doing like a different type of playthrough one that has outside before uh
It's a speed run for deaths oh
That's very creative man wow. Yeah, I don't think anyone thought of that one before
Wait did you even get to the DLC yet? Are you at 700 on just the base game?
I don't know how it works but I think about 25% through the base game right now. Oh
my god, brother!
No, I'm at like 40-50%.
I think I'm almost halfway.
Wait, you're how far along?
I think I'm about
40 to 50% through.
But I've gotten a lot better compared to when
I first started, I think my first 4-500 deaths
were in the first 2 days
So...I don't..
I hope to beat the game before
I dunno 1000 deaths but maybe that's too optimistic before, I don't know, a thousand deaths?
But maybe that's too optimistic.
You're probably one of those guys
that you're not the best at it right away
but with determination
you become the best.
Yes.
You nailed it on its head I agree.
Yeah, I'm probably going to be pulling the same card on my guys so
The more you want to talk about it, the more material I'll have.
I'll write down some notes.
This is a crazy day for the team.
Nah, something's wrong, Chad.
What's wrong with Tarek?
What's wrong?
Tell me. Isn't, what's wrong? Tell me.
Isn't that what
we were referencing?
What?
Never mind.
No,
it's just the tone
of your voice man.
I just feel like
they were out
of like
you ordered McDonald's and the ice cream machine was broken.
The ice cream machine is always broken, dude!
Or you were just up too late.
Now you got me thinking about the tone of my voice, man.
You're making me overthink, but you're freaking me out
Oh yeah, you're freaking me out buddy
Welcome to this show bro misery loves company I need some people overthinking with me
We gotta match here that I got on my knees are shaking already
God match here. I got, my knees are shaking already. Oh god How many deaths did Kai Sanette have?
Because if he... I don't know actually, good question
You gotta be careful brother because he doesn't really game like that if people with less desks.
Bro, the thing is, people don't understand the fact –
I'm not a gamer either.
I'm a Counter-Strike player
I'm a Valorant player
I don't play these games
so I don't know
why I'm being grouped
into that category
me and Kai are the same
honestly you and I
might be the same person
I hate to jump on board but
we don't play these games bro
so it's a new experience for me
And I'm playing on keyboard and mouse
I'm not even using a controller
So I'm playing on expert mode over here. Oh, here we go
Listen dude, I've fought
every boss, you know, I'd like to say
underleveled, underequipped, so I'm not doing
no pussy shit here
This fucking parasitic thought
and delusional dementia
riddled fucking...
It's an epidemic, I can't believe we still got
keyboard mouse players talking
shit about a controller on a single-player game. No, I'm not talking shit about a controller
I just thought I would be more comfortable on the keyboard mouse
Which is why it stuck to it
But the keyboard Mouse with that being said is the master race and that's something that we don't even have to argue about because it's fact I
Mean, I'm not gonna agree
I
Love playing with keyboard and mouse.
If I were better at it,
I'd do it on more games.
Yeah.
You just feel more accomplished
when you get kills.
Yeah,
I can't really relate
because I haven't played too much controller but
um uh yeah I just feel nimble
glad man
what do you hey can you hear me right now
yeah
what do you think is about to happen in this match?
Well, I have a prediction, but I don't know if you want to hear it.
Well, it's not what you think it is.
It sounds like I already don't want to hear it, yeah you're right. Well no
the thing is that
you're probably confused on what you think it is
I'm always confused brother
Alright I'm just going to say
I think 100 Thieves will win here,
but I am a jinx.
Oh good.
So take that
how you want.
I'll take it to the bank, brother.
I'm trying
to get this sorted before we even start
but my fucking keybinds,
I decided to come home and they're just not working anymore.
Which part of it?
You need me IT again
no no I don't think
I need that I just
I'm not sure
what's going on here
yesterday I thought 100 Thieves
will win.
I said it yesterday
I thought 100 Thieves
Do you think we're
gonna win huh?
I do but
these days
the matches have been hard to predict.
There's a lot riding on this one.
I don't know.
A lot of the matchups that have been meant to be hype
have kind of fallen through, that have been meant to be hype
Have kinda-
Kinda fallen through, I'm not gonna lie
So
It's been strange
Wait is that Shanks? Hold on
Dude it's great to see you here man You look
You look great
You look uh What the fuck?! Wait Wait great to see you here man you look you look great you look like i like the outfit watch wait
hey why does he look so cleaned up like what the who the this guy how's everything been
history has been great we're ready for this EG voice game.
Even his voice sounds different a little bit.
His voice is a little deeper.
Maybe we just can't recognize him without monitoring two inches in front of his face.
Is that how you rock nowadays?
This guy turned into a cop!
I like it!
Oooooohhhhhh now wait how what do you mean what do you mean sure Oh shit! That's a good debate.
Alright, turn up It's gonna be a race to see who your chat will hate more and I think uh
recently it's going to be a tight race too. Okay i'm down.
How heavy is that thing? Oh wait, he doesn't have watch party permissions.
Yeah you might be fucked.
I don't know...
I didn't have watch party permissions for our own team playing at one point so good luck man.
I don't know how it works for the regular season.
Is it the form that you have to fill out?
I'm not entirely sure.
My advice would be just do it and hopefully they give you a warning.
But I wouldn't recommend dying on that hill.
Overall though, you know, it Shrever for Evil Geniuses...
Honestly bro, I heard if you give Taric 100 subs and give me 100 subs
Bryant will let you in.
I think we can get him a link if he needs it.
Yeah honestly everything has been amazing
I kind of do miss playing pro Valorant
A little bit but once you're a 2023 VCT World Champion
Things change a little bit but once you're a 2023 VCT World Champion,
things change a little bit.
Okay. We'll go back to treatment.
I'm excited to watch Super Play today.
Someone said, bro...
This guy changed it.
Someone said, bro,
Nadeshot is already talking way too much. There's no way you're adding more people.
That's crazy.
That actually fell.
He hasn't even started.
Yeah he called on G to the game.
Actually, he's gonna catch it Yeah, you call Longia the game. That's fair. That's fair. All right, well...
Actually, he's going to catch a stroke of good luck.
You know, usually when we start...
If we start losing, I tend to mute up.
Don't worry.
No, it's not even that.
The thing is if it's 100 Thieves playing he actually watches the game
but if it's anyone else he'll talk about anything with Valorant.
I've already recognized this.
He's likely to watch the game today.
I have ADHD, brother.
Don't we all?
No no no, you can't- We gotta get all this TikTok shit that was going on.
Wait what is THIS?!
Hey man, this is a terrible picture in there.
Don't worry my game's blocking it out.
Are they ranking us right now?
Oh shank... Shank's cooked! Number four who's number four? Don't wait shanks is cooked. No, thanks is actually close
I would never put you up on my table
Five after everything I've done for life named after him? Yeah. Top 5
After everything I've done for lengths
After everything I've done
Five is crazy
These are fighting words
i won't forget this i won't forget this it's a win-win okay w for twitch chat yeah all right number two oh wow he put himself you guys know this in his rankings
ttv world champion dude i respect that so you think you'll be first one piece
it's from moment we've all I'm just saying, could it even add some variety or anything?
All right.
Well,
it's the moment we've all been waiting for.
Shanks is number one Valorant streamer.
Is he going to be 10s FNS?
Everyone who plays Valorant rank should already know who now is.
Oh my God. This guy's a... Valorant rank should already know who Is That's a spy. Yeah, in all seriousness though someone needs to give him a chance he's insane.
What is it?
Oh my god.
This guy is pro.
Is Logan prod? I think that's prod right? Special mention to Logan, you deserve sex.
Is Logan proud?
I think he's proud right?
He's the best cypher player since we've been here.
Alright!
I would say overall that was a damn good game.
I'm glad we have a bull tag.
It literally looks like it has a bull tag.
So you're going to be co-streaming the games today? Yup, definitely. It literally looks like a bulldog.
Oh, that's very funny. That's very that's Nervo. I'm looking forward to the co-stream.
It's going to be awesome.
Logan is Nervo again.
Thank you guys for having me.
All right, guys.
Yeah, we'll catch you soon.
No, no, not Joe.
Don't put him on a spot like that.
Bro, Joe, there's got to be something out there, man.
There's got to be something out there.
Brother we've got too much content.
He watched Party in the Arena that's pretty hard He's on shank setup right now. That's what going on. Oh, he's still playing the game?
Is he watch-parting in the arena?
That's pretty hype though.
I actually didn't think that he was actually in the studio.
Bro!
Joel!
There has got to be VODs man! for playoff. Bojo! And the stakes couldn't be higher.
There's gotta be VODs, man.
Could they?
Let's go ahead and play a game of over-under.
Yeah.
Stage two edition.
There's gotta be VODs.
What we're gonna do is we're gonna place some bets on what is going to happen today and I'm gonna read a statement, and I want to know if the desk.
All right, y'all, I'm gonna take those pictures for you.
I got you bro.
I will take those pictures for you.
I got you bro.
I don't know where he's at.
Yeah! I was under now I'm over. I got you, bro. Where is F2? Hey! Oh! Yes!
I was under.
Now I'm over.
Whoa.
That was great.
Play some bets, eh?
No, no, no, no.
No, no, no.
Don't watch right through my face.
Hey!
No, Joe.
I have good intention man.
You gotta recognize that. You have to, no. Joe I have good intention man. You gotta recognize that.
My gosh.
You have to recognize that.
All right.
I'm so displeased about everything that's happened in the last 30 seconds.
I love it though.
Thank you.
As a guy who makes the dad jokes all
the time that was brilliant so well done all right first over under
cryo we'll get 230 acs today do you think
today's acs will be over or under chat you guys can participate as well
it is a big pressure match, so surely he shows up, right?
That guy's been in a slump until that MIBR game.
Yo!
He said it.
Nah.
That was foul.
He said it.
Cryo about it.
Okay, that wasn't me. That wasn't me. No. was No, no. He's back baby.
Okay.
I'm also kind of on the crowd in a bit of a slump arc.
I'd love to see him go over but I don't know.
I feel like he's just good at shutting down star players
like that.
Okay.
I'm pumping on the under. Alright, Desk is kind of
slid right next to us. Holy yabathon? It's an analyst, Desk!
What do you want them to do?
First kills, first deaths today
over or under?
That's an easy over.
Oh, that's easy easy over that's also an easier that's an easy oh that's easier
that's easy yeah he had a 18-1 the other day though i think he was positive yeah
18 and one the other are.
We're going to have to see if this all comes true in our pro show today.
He's gonna get plus five exactly.
Okay, alright.
Exactly.
Wonderful.
Alright, our next one.
Bustio will stand up from his seat ten times today.
Is the desk over or under?
Chet, are you over and under 10 times?
All right.
I also think that's an easy over.
No! I don't think so. that's an easy over.
No, I think so!
He's playing against EG!
But Buccio will say no 10 times today?
Okay, although it's probably...
I can see why he would say over.
Realistically, it's under.
10 is a lot. Well, actually... I can see why he would say over. Realistically, it's under.
10 is a lot.
Well, actually, if they start winning though... 10 is easy.
He gets 10 in the map.
Low-key, if they win the map,
he gets...
Nah, that's over.
It's over.
It's definitely over. he gets 10 or not
it might be over yeah his share is going to get wheeled into they win the map if they win the
map okay you know what so he stands up at the agent selects this at the end of the day because I am quite curious
All right. Let's do one more shall we EG Superman? We'll get four clutches today over
Clutch Watch Mimi Under. I guess when it pops up on the screen
and it says Red Bull Clutch Mimi
when we're contractually obligated to say Red Bull Clutch
Agreed, I'm under too
Four's a lot
Four is a lot But he is clutch four clutches is really challenging in a series like this especially because
four's a lot but he is I like this game. Are we betting on these or what? Just kidding, bro.
But i'm down if anyone's down
I'll throw 50 bucks in, fuck it
Where are my slippers? Hold over he's going over brother he's gonna do more than four
clutches today that's insane yeah because chocomo is gonna go in he's gonna die first a lot but
he's gonna set himself up or he's just he's gonna set up superman okay the 1v2
okay five times
anyone that's flailing the players on their appearance you're going to get
hands shade on tv congratulations brother oh seven
you in another chat room not here he was about a nephew no like yeah for real
he went from nephew to uncle in real time okay Alright, so what would that make you? Like a grandfather or something like that?
Yeah I think I'm like a grand-
The father there or something like that.
Grandpappy.
Hey I saw you beat Radon the other day congrats bro.
RadON?!
Brother...
I'm about to be fighting Mogg. Who da fuck's Radon? Brother, I'm about to be fighting Mog.
Who the fuck's Radon?
Put that motherfucker in the dirt weeks ago.
Oh...that's rude. Everyone else went EG. Who wants to go first?
I can't believe more people aren't on 100 Thieves.
I think everyone just looked at the name tags of 100 Thieves mivr and were like oh yeah they won because
that's the zero end whatever team but genuinely if you watch how hundred teams are playing
they were completely locked in back like I think this is a close series
but I think it's exceptionally winnable
for 100 Thieves.
I agree with you
and I agree that they were so back.
I know I brought up the like
oh, but it was against MIBR
I don't think that's super real.
They looked really good
in that series but I think eg have had a really great game planning
throughout and i think coming off the loss this team in the past has shown
we're going to be hosting the tariff club this year
sorry hopefully you were talking about it let's watch the sketch for
two seconds i'm gonna head to the bathroom and i'm ready to see us inevitably rising occasions
all right all right let's go ahead and start this show folks vct america starts right now yo what's up gamers peter park how's it going? What's up, baby?
I'm right on time. Right?
Right on cue? Yes sir
It's a big day
Peter. I know
This is like the term of playoff chances, right?
Yeah both teams are fighting for a playoff spot here
Oh fuck alright
Who you got?
Dude I gotta hunt my- oh hold on
Complicated question
Wait a second Yeah Yes it is I got a hot... Oh, hold on. Complicated question.
Wait a second.
Yeah.
Yes it is.
Complex question here.
Matt's not here right now.
Okay.
I'm rooting for EG
because I am a humongous
fucking jinx.
What about you?
I got 100 Ds, brother.
What the fuck, man?
What the... It's like you don't care about us at all
Nah, I-the thing is that in my head
No shut up
Shut up bro. You said 2L NRG
That's here, I'm here.
Yo, what's up boss? How you doing?
What's happening?
What's happening with you?
I can't believe NRG.
I don't know what the fuck happened to them.
Sad.
I got a bag of soap, uh...
fuckin'...I say we just beat
the shit out of Terran. 100 Thieves on number
Sentinels right now, I say we just do it.
Beat the shit outta me? What the fuck did I do?
I'm kind of in the way,
I got some anger I want to let out.
I'm 5'9", dude,
I've been living
my whole life.
You're 5'9"?
Well, 5'10".
I tell people 5'9", but I'm really 5'10".
Who knows?
You're at least 5'11".
Sorry to get this guy sitting on the mic.
Please! Please, genuinely please! world champions of the worlds? Who got that?
Hey, why don't you do something for the less fortunate.
Yeah, why don't you give us money?
What the fuck was this?
Well what up with...
Your day ones man we've been with you since uh
You got taking power check your big ball. Did it hit?
It's coming
Why listen who we gotta shut down today? What do you think's the X-Factor here? Is it Dogamon3D or who is it?
Dogamon100. Dogamon100.
Yeah he's nasty. He is.
I feel like Derek has been playing pretty fucking good too.
Yeah very solid. I'm just saying pretty fucking good too. Yeah, they're solid.
We love Derek around here
and Nathan for that matter but
I spend more time with Derek he's a good kid
100! opponents your states were america's champions oh shit look at our
handsome men
damn
damn
damn
yo no bullshit and listen you can say damn damn damn I just got made of this trailer Joe no bullsh**
and listen you could say L-Owner
it's fine but due to my
travels and just stupidity
i had no idea this match was today
and its probably better that I didn't
because I didn't realize how nervous
I would be knowing that
it could all just be done right here.
Yeah,
I feel like there's something wrong
with this format.
I won't talk about it in the end, but...
Over the past two years,
I've probably heard you say that a hundred times
and I don't blame you
because the format always is chopped!
Hey, I will say I stuck with my guns even when we lost i said the four-way was ass and
even though you only won stage one that's right before that was asked but i feel like i'm watching
our team I appreciate it.
I appreciate it.
It's just very creative
is how Al Gore did it.
Everyone's so creative creative is how i would work
lotus buying the sense That's insane. And it's Derek getting revenge against a team that is not getting into this year,
It's totally perfect but looking at the loss
we're kicking things off on Lotus
which means we get to see their show
and then the question is for HunterDeeves
are we gonna see a Neon of their own because they have to be He's just the way for Derek. That's my dog.
I really hope he's...
How about Buccio just eyes them down? He's legit eyes them
down across the stage.
He's trying to apply pressure however he can
Wait hold on what you doing up
on stage?
He supposed be filming a video right now!
This guy is going to log in.
I heard he woke up at 5am today to shoot content, that's crazy bro.
Shit, that's too late.
We gotta get up at 3, man.
If you're early or late...
Let's have them stay up
instead of get up.
Wow! They were playing Chamber on this map. And they've been banning it a ton ever since, not letting that map play.
Sinan watched the VOD?
I'm not sure what you... Everything in my head...
I cannot get sound levels right when I watch PartyHand people in Discord, so I know you said something.
I don't know if you're looking for a reply?
Nah, this is for me.
I need subtitles, bro.
Did I ignore you? Sorry, I slipped away for like 10 seconds.
If you ask the question my fucking body is going to get into game.
Nah nah nah.
I didn't say anything.
Okay okay.
When we played our last match and who was going to play?
MIBR?
Did you guys see any agents that weren't used to seeing 100Ds play it?
We picked up like a Neon in our bag or is...
I'm gonna check right now change already on splint
feel like we're back in league of legends just instant lock and
gnar every game i loved loved it, but damn...
Nah.
They didn't have no Neon.
They didn't have anything crazy.
They did have Cryo and Astro, which I thought you guys would see.
But he's at on it.
Yo, how does Gagamo know his Neon though?
What do you think about it?
I've seen a couple times now.
Gagamo is cracked on Neon.
He's gotta be like top three Neon in Americas.
Okay.
Wait who's number one?
Who's number one on Neon?
Actually, in the Americas he might be the best Neon.
Who would even compete with Juggamaw on Neon?
Maybe Ass Pass... In the Americas we're talking. pass uh is he gonna have a much better job at getting these americas with the stone fighting
yeah he might be number one i'm an ass passer probably the best neons that i've seen
unless you put static on that list. Who was it?
Crashy is very good.
I remember him playing a really
good Neon game on Haven.
Victor, sorry. haven't a long time Yeah. Derek, what's for dinner? Kebab brother.
Kebab brother.
Let's fucking go.
Come on brother.. Let's fucking go. Come on, brother.
Shoot.
Damn.
Oh yeah, Ziggs versus Potter. Yeah. versus potter clashing here on the stage yeah the story is here oh yes winning champions and obviously move over to 100 teams you notice is one of the better maps in this game Hell no, bro. Mmm...
There's a place called Nubiani that's really good Korean BBQs
there's a place called Bobbo's, it's good Italian.
And then...
I haven't been here but a reliable friend said Rosmella was really good sushi.
Alright we're locked in.
We're inching over towards C already.
Paranoia drawn out.
100p's happy to break off for a time.
APOP always on the way.
Oh wait, APOP has three things.
He opened that on his own?
Yeah.
Derek Doe may be unexpected. A second wave here through door He opened that on his own? Yeah.
Hey, Yoni!
I'm still meant to try that spot out.
If the sushi spot is bad
at yonstar in the chat. He's the guy that recommended it.
Just direct your flame towards him.
Going back, checking that flank.
Is there going to be an aggressive presence from EG there?
But there won't be.
They're just trying to re-clear as much of the map
as possible with the neon right now that horn ping though or at least it being destroyed Good scan. Easy. Ooh, okay.
Alright they got the stun coming in.
Oh! though State VMS crossfires He was sprinting. It was running, yeah it was fast. I'm like 50 ms.
We got a fucking...
We got games!
We got a game in the spirit room.
Maybe not on our hands but we got a game.
Yeah, I would never. We got a game
Let's play parts of the year There's no preparation That was quite the solo play.
He missed comms.
Damn, Ziggs got some fucking notes out there bro!
He's got the textbook on EG.
Vostok is dead. He's got the textbook on his ear. You could better do us than my opinion, Oxxy or Zekken bro
I will die for a second.
Oxxy is good but i'll die for a second bro that gives my dog bro that is my dog working close to
call again free sight happy to gamble on an eco round nothing is like it's free sir Nothing in life is free, sir. Not offered to get a single sheriff.
Nothing but classics.
I didn't have a follow-up.
I don't have a follow up either.
I haven't shaved in seven days and I'm a little rusty.
I need you to run, I'm sorry.
They might have had a spike here, looking like a...
Looking like a spiked bath.
We're paring those question marks! Oh my god! after that, you know they drop back in NA to a winless Furia team. The highs and lows
that they've experienced... I was going to ask which POV the players or coaches watch?
The coach has a POV of everybody. Pretty sure they can see all players.
By the way, if you're just tuning in this is an elimination qualification game
Winner goes to playoffs,
loser kicks rocks!
Everything is on the line!
They all died there though
so how much can you really glean from that as far
as 100 thieves level did they look good in the game, yes.
But were they tested?
I just don't feel they were.
EG
They certainly will put them up to that challenge though
Alright bonus Three vandals on bonus though put them up to that challenge though you can see four of the players from the defensive side three
vandals on bonus though it's looking good double stone they're full invested did he know i didn't
remember okay all right they're faking the a control and going for that B pop.
Oh shit.
It's looking promising because he breaches off so no win.
He knows now.
I didn't know you could one way that.
Yeah, I like that. Wait...
Have I seen that?
I don't know if I've actually seen that one there.
That's gonna be kind of a tough take.
Does Cryo have blinding- he has Paranoia. Paranoia sees
and the nade! Really good, really
good util
And the flank is coming in? Oh they might know
I don't like that
They're going to be aware of this.
Good go, he's low as well.
No, he rushed a little bit.
They have scan...
Oh my god what is Yorgamar doing? That was too risky.
I know that's cool bro, it's one of the answers to get for us.
Wow! Really good bonus, really good bonus there.
They did have that in the bag I would argue.
I think if Kyle gets that second kill and broken they win the round.
You know what it would've been a really good bonus if we won.
Yeah you're not lying. You are spitting.
Bro i'm just...
I'm just a phantom believer man
One of them had a phantom being sprayed like shit
Yeah
Diamond peak for the lads
Diamond Peak Diamond Peak I can't do this. Diamond peak.
Diamond peak.
Oh that was a nice job on the Omen!
Honestly, if you have a squad man
You should put Diamond Peak next to my username so they know
that I don't know what the fuck i'm talking about
Okay
Thank you, at these
fucking trips here and of course the anti-raise tech
from those troops set up prowler now from derek which
there's that close b as Apoth watches from the heavens with that cam.
So tough to break that, oftentimes he'll just stay up...
Slow player. Proactive for me G.
Again ready for that clear on C.
They're gonna split it I think with the Breach stun.
Yeah they're going to open the door and stun.
Here it is!
Oh good ult! Good ult!
Good counter, good counter.
Yeah, did they reset back to A? I would like it.
C feels kinda scripted right now.
Yeah...
Yeah this spot surprisingly doesn't get cleared that often.
Oh they're actually faking A with the smoke?
Oh! They're faking A I like this!
This is smart. Very smart.
Good call here.
EG's moving as well.
It's perfect. Masterclass, Buccio.
Oh my god.
Masterclass.
Really good call.
Testing the water Make their way in. Instead of plant, expecting some action from Waterfall with A-Pump
Good plant as well
Fiddle's on B
Ooh that's a good fiddle he got four of them
Sure Lee The lurk as well.
I don't like this phase with the fatal though so
Like...
They didn't really capitalize that much
The stun is gonna be big! oh my god. Oh my god!
Wait that stun was...
Asuna!
Yeah
He went crazy right there I think if're gonna die is that we take it on
I don't know why it feels better. It rolls off my tongue. Okay, I'm saying a smug laugh. How do we say... Is it EU?
Yeah yeah, EU.
Okay.
EU is happy to go to that later game Is it you? I've been calling you. Yeah, yeah. Okay.
That's it.
We're in the duality of jogamote here, he's had a slow start
Huttaphe's been teasing him out of
formation like it's Texas Ruin
Nature
Wow
They're abusing Mc though Nature. Wow.
They're abusing the C though, it's been like C control every round.
Oh and they're coming back into them kind of got a read
I'm nervous brothers
oh this is good, yeah
there's three there but
i think it should be fine. Spam kill?
Oh nice! Nice!
Okay
Wow
Wow he is looking sharp today
Oh my god!
Holy shit.
Peter's turn is a part.
Yeah, damn.
Back in with that fade utility utility the prowlers are so effective
in that area getting back in clearing towards rubble as soon as honest today actually it's a
very strong start very strong star hey cryo is shooting as well 100 thieves look great in this moment
in this moment they look great clearly are they are in the driving suit
but after yesterday's...
Incidents.
We cannot jump to conclusions. There was a smoke down on the roof. to catch someone like Jogger or Ant.
That C hit again 5 man this time.
Yeah that's a free site, they got Fade ults on EU as well.
There are other Faders still rotating for me.
Let's see when Repops' fatal probably soon that sees george moe can run
in and he can slide off the pressure made from the utility there it is like yeah I'm like, yeah he's about to hit it. Good call!
Really good hole, really good hole.
I think he got four.
Hold on, hold on.
We're good we're good we're good.
He has been playing so well holy
absolutely I want to say he got through those teleports. Did you have an insane match against MIBR? Absolutely not!
I think he was the point man in that game.
Yes, he was. He was.
Oh poor JaG, he's fucking 0-6.
Yeah, EG has been forcing this A fight and 100 Thieves have gone C every round.
Like they haven't contested them on C at all so it seems like there's a clear game plan here
for 100 keys.
Roman Lakers jersey is not amused.
He's leading now threatening to blow out for 100 Thieves.
It's another pistol save round here for EG.
Just a neural theft of work with and Apov can't go
for these like flank timings because he has been up on c not the b side as he often is
and that's been getting absolutely battered be proactive in this round
to sneak a player advantage at least
it's just this trap play towards Oh.
Oh wow! Yeah, that was a good trade by Derek.
Is it supposed to be pronounced Jogimo this entire time? I just keep calling him Jogimo.
Oh, is it Jogimo?
No way right? further away. Every little advantage 100 things can get you.
Wait, no way right?
I've asked him before and I'm pretty sure he said he doesn't care but
I've always held Gagabo.
Okay.
This is another fucking Sachi and marino situation in the map that only 18 seconds tony superman though nature to work with this
coming up from the back is cryo. Setup for a long angle.
Oh this EZ's map pick too, what the fuck?
Yeah
Why are we missing him then? We both have one more game to play
I'm not gonna say anything because I'm a fucking jinx.
Did they do it?
Welcome brothers, welcome to the show.
Honestly, if you see this map though, it's like...
We went fist on defense.
Oh they do!
Wait, I'm wrong about this. It's not an elimination game
I was wrong
Nice
Niiiice
Holy shit Oh there doesn't matter because it'll be head-to-head.
Oh, there it is. You're right.
Good call.
Good call.
It doesn't matter because they'll be tied and we'll go head-to-head.
Sorry.
I thought it was the last game.
I'm not going to lie.
I thought it was the last game. I'm not gonna lie. I thought it was the last game,
but thank you for
letting me know.
Shout out to that guy
for asking that question. Otherwise,
I would have not known. I just thought it was the last
elimination game because it's their last chance
but it's actually because it's going to be head-to-head and they'll be uh
on their side as well yeah we'll gohead and the team that wins here will qualify.
Highbreaker is head-to-head if it's two teams.
But if it's three plus then it goes i think map with the round
death wall that bang tends to respect he backs away over on c we've not seen any pushing up from
eg we've really seen that be the weak side of a map, that APOC has just sat
deep in with some trips for info
and hope that the rotates can come in.
Very much a post-plan plan
for EG.
When it comes to enact their plan, they find very little success.
Yo, social anxiety?
Would you all agree that the singularity shared is S here?
Yes.
Yeah, it's always been one of the best guys.
Yeah, although there's a hot tag time with Phantom confirming hell though.
Oh yeah. I mean, I still use it from time to time.
I think the Arcane Shard is a little overrated.
It's not safe?
I wish it had effects, that's it.
If there was effects, it would be S plus tier forever.
Like the Minima?
Yeah.
Exactly. Just like the minima.
I like the art game.
Oh, Jogamose!
Yeah having a slow start, offs out.
Uh oh... having a slow start pops out the first time we see easy reed trying to establish presence got him in the kneecap brother that's how they did it Oh yeah, he's a titan.
Thought I'm in the kneecap brother. That's how they did it in the Prohibition era
Ha ha ha Ha ha I don't need you.
Oh, slow...
Oh good lines! Good lines! Well done! the map up good observing hot hand here
even though we missed the pill i'm glad that we snapped the jogger mode
to come and test him now he's on the board he's online wait what was that what was that neon wall
i think he missed it okay expires still towards a go to thieves
okay it's okay bangs our boy things are boy Like you finally I'll play off the tire to the very least, but business like EG have finally found their
way into this game.
Yeah, and a good hold by EG.
Cause uh... that S-T was looking good.
Dog's back, yeah he's in the game now.
Who's mute? The second livestream you hear it twice Oh, now we're just gonna fucking... Smoke kill.
You probably have two tabs open.
You probably have two windows open.
Like it's... There's definitely some risk of playing there. It's felt like the same thing every round.
100% go see EG A
I think EG are probably thinking like okay they're gonna come
a this round this is the round that coming on yeah but they never go ahead right there's no
way to do it three times you know what you Yeah, there's no way they could do that ten times in a row!
Okay, free side with the KJL but they have good ults on the retake.
I like that they're taking deep control if they do.
Oh!
Oh wait, fuck up his nade.
Big fade ults.
They're in the wall.
They're always there. to back away Everyone's dead though. Let me see. Fuck.
Nooo, nice try!
That was so chaotic.
We didn't even see what happened on the site.
We don't even see
what happened on the site.
What a fucking play by Asuna, though.
Jeez, that
was crazy
I'm not getting too excited about EG yet though
on this side of the map
that we're still again
that close
and they expended
the rolling thunder
and the nightfall together
to just oh that was clean I'm not gonna lie.
Wait Dogamo's in! He just got a crazy round.
Dogamo is in! He had a nuts round.
Wait, there is a guy on EG that kinda looks like he could be TenZ's big bro.
Uhhhh... What are you thinking about? uh
is jork is playing out by mound with his up talking about a path Proudly, the job goes down to post up a little closer here all part of them have to play this weapon
I'm sure that's gonna have results for later
Although he was going to take broken, he's not gonna get any value. He's not
even open. And we did push them away so it wasn't that bad. He bought a lot of time. encircle this a time waste only is that showstopper
i would have liked to just move back around and he was there What?
1v1
He's keeping the two bullets
You can do it Initiator versus initiators!
Up late, up late. Nice job.
Damn, Bruce still had a nice lineup there.
That was a nice lineup.
I'm gonna go...
Oh apparently you two have been playing games.
A-POP?
Yeah, I'm thinking A-POP who like kind of a big brother if he had one.
I don't see it off thinking about it but I'm going to compare again when I see him on the screen.
Yeah, that might be crazy though.
Oh that's so nice.
Yeah Zuna's looking good.
Oh wait! They stacked dudes!
They've been in every round they're hard to manage.
And who is the A fight that one time they come oh my god
they've gotten so used to them not coming a it probably felt so strange
that's the first time yeah i think there was like no through line for
some of the trade for jungler yeah out the door yeah it felt individual job covering
those angles together on the push out the scaling was nice
oh no way oh no this is a half five for me i don't even know they're by here
weird I don't even know their buy here. What a weird buy, two of them have no money.
Who's Peter?
Peter Parks or Creator for 100 Thieves?
We love that one more round left in the hop for eg They still have a decent buy though. What's your order?
Funny you ask that, I literally just had to pull it today.
Brown rice with black beans...
I did not get any chicken alfa storage.
Wait why nevermind? You got white rice and phil beans? I did double chicken alpha storage. Wait, what? Never mind.
You get white rice and until beans?
You get white rice and until beans don't you?
Maybe...
I have the complete opposite of your order!
I get no beans.
Oh really?
Nah, I like the black bean. I get no beans. Oh really? Yeah I love that out of you, Peter
I don't trust anybody that eats beans
What the fuck! What's wrong with the beans?!
I just don't know how you look at a bean and think
I don't eat it cause I don't eat it because I love it, I eat it because it's good for you.
Oh...
You and Joel are the same.
Uh oh.
Bad timing.
Nice!
Alright, sure. Bad timing. Nice!
Oh, I should have... I need to tag Kylo there
3v3?
Peter took a lot of space They fucking shot way Yeah, he was playing. It was just shot shots. It was just shot shots.
God damn it! That was a fast half. I'm not gonna lie dude.
I gotta go grab my food right back.
Alright.
Yo what protein do you got?
Chicken?
Chicken off our story.
Oh you like it?
Yeah that's good.
You haven't tried it?
I think it's the best.
Okay. I don't tried it. I think it's the best. Okay,
I don't believe you.
I'm kind of a... Okay,
I don't know if this is
bad Jake
but I'm kind of like
a taco guy.
I like the three
soft flour tortillas.
Really?
Yeah.
This is going to be crazy but I've never had the tacos from Chipotle. It's for me! I just find that sometimes the burritos are like a proportion of where
the ingredients in the burrito are orangey. You know what I mean?
Sometimes you get a full
fucking bite of just rice, you know?
So... And then I don't really
I don't know. I just don't really like Rice Bowls that much.
That's probably the best to go
but I still like my tortilla so I just go with tacos.
Yeah.
I actually prefer the burrito as well
to the bowl because
it's more satisfying.
But yeah, I've never had the tacos from Chipotle.
Let's try it out
uh yeah what meat do you get yeah i'm gonna try to chicken up a store i usually get uh, I usually get chicken just straight chicken
I think yeah pick your steak you get the hot sauce or no i'm feeling spicy
You got hot sauce
so yes
But the thing is I don't think the salsa is spicy
but I don't I think I'm just fucking
Old or some shit because like that shit fucks up
My stomach
You're talking about the actual hot sauce
The red salsa
Yeah yeah
The red salsa fucks up my stomach
But like I don't actually think it's spicy
Really? I-I dunno
I kinda think its spicy if you
If you take a chunk out of it and it's just straight salsa
I dunno maybe my spice buds are uh shot story of this one off it was a very clear shift right because the first seven rounds eg only win their bonus i would
only barely hit that it was coming down to so many of these late round situations but it
was because 100 thieves were in such a good position.
Awesona finding so many kills, the first five rounds he had nine kills,
died one time, he was popping off at the start here.
Yeah and then the post plants to finish the job too for them
but saving grace was Jogamill actually picking it up
towards the later end of that half
and actually getting four rounds.
And we were talking, like how many rounds
do they need to make this a reality?
Four I think considering the start is great. And wow look at that.
Yeah because especially for Jogma like he started those first seven rounds where they went one six
He didn't have a kill then he finds two multi kills in the next two rounds and gets EG very much back
Let's not forget about Apoph as well who played a big role
Two of the rounds they were able to secure
in 1v1s and 1v2s that gave them this score.
It was the bonus round clutching that one up
And then it was Round 12 at the end there too
This game could have been a complete blowout for 100 Thieves
if he hadn't stepped up in those critical moments.
Yeah, but now we're going to be shifting sides
and we'll see now what Evil Geniuses can do
as they're going to take their turn
and well all pressure
is going to be on eg can they do it let's go ahead and send it back over to your casters
to call the action nobody here we'd like to set expectations for what we should.
What I miss?
Funny?
I'm happy.
I'm happy for you.
Big best one.
EG did not look nearly like that earlier on against 100 Thieves.
We didn't see those aggressive trap plays on defense,
those pops...
Really they gave up a fair bit of the map
and were forced into retake scenarios
which 100 Thieves were really comfortable in.
Absolutely, the retakes for EG
were one of the best aspects
of the game they had against FURIA
The Corinthians were well prepared
for that anti-deploy on C
Very very well.
And here we come.
Even a cam invested here over the A side so...
EG really trying to make sure.
The way is paved.
EG are still going A!
And 100 Thieves are still stack C.
Still no action yet from 100 Thieves they're not really drifting over for this
look at his third position he knows that no one has actually pushed up
further towards stairs from eg what was the stat it's been slow from eg in fact really peace skill
in terms of how they're taking this space but now a lot of things are convinced Something's a little fishy. Bootsy on here, something caught.
Thinks about the swing and the handle.
Yo this guy boos go by the WAR!
Yeah that was a lot.
Oh wow
Killing it killing it killing it It's okay cry Oh wow. Kill me, kill me, kill me!
It's okay, Cryo is still alive.
Yeah, winnable.
Three of them are low actually. of them are low, actually.
Alright, Deng and Cryo can clutch up.
I believe in him.
Oh, yeah.
Oh!
Confidence though.
Just for confidence
Oh okay
Pants?
You could've looked real silly he took a big wrist day i like it uh i think maybe they thought that was so insane of a tp there's no one
yeah they didn't read that all yeah they definitely heard that i definitely heard that
uh rotate excuse me back into the site
i mean were there were they ever prepared for what you couldn't believe his eyes
it looked like he's looking yeah
Look over
Anything to do I feel like he was still seeing if you didn't look up, but maybe... I don't know.
I'm not sure.
He didn't look up?
He's looking down?
Maybe, maybe, yeah. Maybe it was cut off on the screen. He didn't look up, he was looking down?
Maybe maybe yeah.
Maybe it was cut off on the screen.
What they shooting at?
...in the previous round.
Yeah, the starts are slow-
They cleared the corner!
So you two just fucking love A huh?
Yeah. That's what I was saying.
They're committed to A on both sides.
Yeah but look, yeah they stacked the A because they know
they love the A.
Let's see how easy you play this.
Will they just commit?
I can see them rotating.
Oh shit! They're playing hella slow my bad my bad gang
hey hey hog in the chat
so deep in that side the may as well be
in the marianas trench make it seem like
some crazy things happening
it's all fine that was crazy bro i haven't made a sound at e.g
for my choice oh my god, by keyboard.
Here we go.
Oh nice!
What?! Oh my god Please... FAAAACK
No! That's not bad, that's not bad
Who killed Arlo?
What's not bad, Teric This is how they call it. Thank you for the text, guys.
What's not bad?
What's not bad?
I don't know.
My blood sugar levels.
I got nothing to say.
You didn't want to hear anything that I said, don't worry.
Terry, listen, man, I heard a lot
of, like, that's not bad on NRG
side. I'm going to say that.
No! I wasn't even saying that's not bad.
We're three alive, you know?
That's not bad, that's not bad.
I'm just-I'm just objection.
I got no bias here.
No horse in the race!
You should have a horse in the race.
You should have a horse in the race!
Come on, we're boys!
We've got two guys here!
Let's go Thieves!
Let's go Thieves!
Come on!
That was a terrible
fucking lounge though.
That last round
was terrible.
At least you said something bro. It means a lot over here.
The judges are going to be in office
50 gifted
SHOOT
I don't even know what to do, should i get on my knees or some shit
That was crazy
Thank you man, I appreciate you
From the bottom of my heart I hope your rich if you're gifting subs
Saxaboo with another 10 gifted?
Is everyone just fucking gone out of their minds
Should i start gifting myself some subs
The fucks going on in here
Thank you guys you're gonna be dick
joker am i here creating a bit of spice hold on hold on what's happening here here What is this guy? What?! How the fuck did he get stuck in those camps?
Fucking Cabrera, bro.
The Juntz with another...
50-yard line. Damn, bro! I mean, I don't know what to do bro.
I think I'm gonna have to go home.
Fuck dude!
I hope the oil rig's doing well.
I hope the stock block rigs doing well. I
Bitcoins up, I mean fuck This crossfire Did you spam him? Are you fucked?
All timing.
Big kill, 22...
Wait wait wait, should we take this guy's DT energy and-
Oh my god.
He could've spammed them!
There is so much damage...
How the fuck did he do so much damage to a fucking roll?
Fuck the fuck!
God I can't believe what Apolypus was able to do. Yeah. Yeah. What the fuck? That was so close.
Paper walls!
I don't like these boards anymore, they're sucks.
Hahaha!
What did Apoc do to a fucking ghost?
I'm not even gonna say anything about it.
I just swear to God.
Hahaha!
I can deal with Asuna like that.
Outrageous from him. What did Apoc he say two fucking ghost kills
there that's crazy again bruccio was in a situation where
we has to anchor aside under it i would have picked two up This is scary.
Oooh, B-pop. That line is pretty rough. It is.
Eh it's not that bad.
But yeah they have the Bumble bug.
Okay 3-3-B?
Yeah they have a setup though!
Oh my god! Yeah, they have a setup though. Putting economic pressure on 100 Thieves. This is an eco break-round for the DKTaken.
Wow! We're ready!
I like this.
Ooh, I like his little mic in here.
White this one out.
Hold line to catch that corner, potentially.
But over towards Mauer...
Nothing is revealed with the door opening!
Nature peels off from even kills a lot of control for you
Spikes to keep an eye on that breech position. It's such a good setup
Prowler gets broken almost
Papa Almost. Juggs. Don't pop all that, you feel like you said there, right?
I really like the smoke on site for C.
Yeah, the lurk smoke make the right call oh nice shot
Oh nice
Good molly good smoke. Oh great molly. Great solo.
I think the committee will see that already.
Can't see us?
Oh he's getting
extremely telegraphed Oh yeah that's tough
Yeah Asuna come on. Come on Peter
They're all low except in the second half dominated while
on attack and this is too much surely i like that targets between george They're short though, anymore.
Oh my god!
Damn, you knew where they were too after that one.
What a peek from John.
If he thought his fly was bad at last round then you ain't gonna hate this man. You know, 100T's not known for their thrifty round. Actually we're known for getting thriftied.
I feel a thr 50 coming on dude We're good. Gabriel! Sorry to do that, one of those things in the match qualification elimination game.
Winner goes playoffs, losers off for the year.
There. They have a stabilizer for a time. Asuna has to play the passive line here alongside EZ.
4A? It's the right read.
The question is, do they clear the box?
For some of these 100 dudes players,
they'd be content if they don't
Maybe one kill banger boost. I'll take it through here same for
Arsenal we're headed towards a really big round in the next so many ultimates
There's no LCQ now
Oh they're gonna not go
Not a bad
They seized?
That needed a lot of damage.
Oh my god.
Gagamo's locked in though.
What's going on? dragon was locked in enough jork trends over to what's that b side
it's not all that bad though the score is nine seven it's gonna be nine eight it feels like they're starting to get pummeled but it's not all
that bad allow eg to work through the baby door go into beat
and the half has been bad but smoke the score is not bad I'm gonna get a special ult.
Oh!
Yeah, it's okay.
Damn. Good night Ace, good night Ace.
I just realized here have much to do at all. EG going to be able to narrow this down to a one round difference.
I just realized that this is not
that bad alive.
Is that a mad thing?
It's not that bad, no.
They're in a 5v3
they have better weaponry
but at the time things were getting very foggy
In terms of where they thought some of those 100 thieves players could be positioned
When Kriah put down that counters-
Oh my god anyone of these?
Okay okay this's a big guy around here.
Alright, I'm out of here boys!
Oh like an update
And there it is after 17 rounds of play hundred thieves only lead by a singular round
you hate to see that timeout is going to be taken out by 100%.
What the fuck are we supposed to do with?
Diagomo's got such a good haircut like this, dude.
Cut him off man! No more cuts before matches.
No more fresh cuts for you, buddy.
It's a new one.
Who's got striving?
There is a lot of mixed DNA out here.
Yeah, the stories they write themselves...
Mixed DNA.
The stories write themselves. The family tree is crazy that's right bg bloodline
he's got a read huh fire's gotta read it again we're looking at potter here of course running
the troops to the one-round deficit i think the question's been swirling all year is that
can she do it again?
You know this time around
she comes in with her team really untested rookies.
In some senses like struggling to bring
some of the pieces together.
I would have low keyed the goal you gotta say. I was low-key the GOAT, you gotta say it.
We talk about EU on 100 Thieves as this guy
Maybe not even low-key though.
He was on one of the best teams.
He was on a team contending to get into
partnerships up to G2 who ended up there
they're bringing in nature who was on a middling tsm roster superman from phase like giving guys
that hey fire shows them potential a chance
and potter is just such a scary coach In the playoffs in VCT partnership, they're beating top teams.
That's the plan tonight for EG once more.
A story that has repeated many times over this season.
300 views to win this for better promo of your mouse?
Facts.
We need to boost the other drop- Oh my god, Veejon! Bro you gotta stop brother.
Another 50 gifted?
I like that.
I would've hated it if he died, but I liked it when he didn't.
They're gonna think I'm selling a lot of money, dude!
Oh no, not that.
Okay, good.
Thank you. D-John! Yo everyone have B-John
You're the man
Well, don't actually know?
We appreciate you
Alright let's go!
Come on Derek!
Sports night! I'm gonna go for the Forced Knight! Wow, good trades.
This was really good.
Forced knight with 10 gifts and thank yous! Thank you guys so much brothers
I was giving money shameless to people. I don't know that's your fetish well shit I hope we never meet
These appreciate you. Smokey! took that fight roll.
Smooth vigilance, they're always looking for eye contact on the thieves.
Doji! Hey hey! Stop with the gifteds bro
we're trying to watch the game here.
...back on as the game winner 400 thieves
the ultimate's available the state of the evening right now
nightfall showstopper lockdown wipers pit all
available to ruin egG's economy,
ruin their chances of bringing this Lotus game back.
They've been so close to tying it up.
Forget him!
But he feels so far away when you look at the state
of the economy and ultimates at the moment.
Aimlock?
Oh, he's waiting for Viper all site.
Oh, there's a good pick on APOC.
That's a cool ult! He got all the site further delay now i'm still hoping for a timing maybe
okay good uh yeah good fatal two or three
wow lots of ut here. Good pressure.
They're just getting dumped right now.
I wonder if they pivot. Regis is looking B.
We have the...
Oh my god! He ran in and killed him?
Okay nice.
Me!
I'm dead three three to work with the time is ticking they're running out at least nature has a foot hold here over on the b side but he's about to get there are of nature here good
oh as well It's going to be hard to read. Is Bustio aware of the Lurk?
That's gonna be hard to read.
Spotted him, spotted him
nooo
awww
I'm not gonna say the moisture oh my god he would see if he couldn't He ran in to the Viper ult and got away with it. Yeah...
I think that's because he timed the Fade Dog
so if you drop a dog first, then you just trade off a dog.
Yeah...
That was three ults yeah, that was three big ults. There's a reaction to that win.
That was three ults, yeah.
That was three big ults.
Fade Ults, KJ Ults and Viper Ults.
The economy cracked!
EG could finally tie up the game.
It's been so close for them.
EG got Breach Ult now.
I wonder if they're using it on the eco. reserve for us now. Again, Arnie.
The stinger to compliment it.
Stairs already smoked off you.
Dax with a 10 gifted.
Thank you, Dax.
I appreciate you, bro.
Oh, waiting to swim up.
Shout out.
Fantastic first kill from him!
Can always trust that FKD's stat to be outrageous in his hands when he's playing the Neon.
Where does that turn he died?
AT, they're cutting noise. They really back off on this here. where's that turn he died
off on this here
probe in the walls Alright, let's chip some bricks.
Holy... this fucking movement is wild.
This movement is wild though.
Yeah his feeling pretty clean.
He looks so comfortable.
Nice!
They have Razor ult here on Asuna though
So it's not all gone right up there at the top of the list and uh i've seen
him do with this new agent let's see if they can just get the read in the rounds he's gonna
be a pause here looks like it so strong and it takes a player like him with the outrageous mechanics the quick thinking
with the utility with the movement to make another nice stun in the wrong hands you could just be
throwing your life away Yeah
I don't know you or him here
Oh, gentlemen, gentlemen
What a time. Wow...a couple of prods over the woods at
a site and then a very quick snap in towards
b where bustier was always going to be struggling
overran him very quickly so now the game is tied 10 apiece
100 thieves in a position to buy back in
and they still have that Asuna Showstopper
to work with.
They're starting to lose their grip on this
game again as...
Yeah, in the last 8 rounds six have gone to eg
and that first half austin had finished 16-8 the desk highlighted
the disparity but they're getting comfortable on stage.
And now it's completely flipped at one point.
George Moe 0-7.
Now sitting at 20 for 16.
The top of the leaderboard in the server.
0-7 to 26. I have this shirt in Japan, from Japan.
Sword cuts both ways, this time at least Tarkus is leveled
At the throat of a hundred thieves
We'll have that rolling thunder for nature as well all right to anchor those sites yeah
he just needs a little bit of spark.
I believe in him.
He's not a starter.
He's a finisher.
Yes, I hear that.
You can see Nature has that fault line towards B.
It's running.
You can see even on the left thing straight at bang there
it is and it forces him back that's no dear mound control acquired people geniuses early
into this all right just in control just alluding fuck? He broke the molly they have a turret at least know if somebody's actually committing their properly what the
he broke the molly what was that you actually followed through b main didn't see
is there just like game iq you know it's there? I don't know what the fuck that was. We gotta ask him bro
I bet I should've asked you about that
As he had, he has got to be
He knows the anti-strap mollies or what They're gonna have places he had it Big fight!
Pop them sleeping.
That's huge.
Sentinel. DG I quit 100 Thieves and joined... Sentinels.
EG Nencha goes crazy!
Beyond all the bullshit that EG went through the last couple years.
The EG clan tag is though...
I've always liked it.
EG's legendary org man.
We needed that run so fucking bad thanks to Lorde.
Yeah we got it.
In that fashion too.
The thing to execute him completely caught.
What a timing!
Wait was Bing the player that like popularized
That skin for the phantom? Recon Phantoms? the player that like popularized uh There's no way we can lose it. I forgot for a second.
I just lost my train of thought, but I had nothing important to say so that's probably better
how tense this moment is for both of them how much is on the line the
entirety of playoffs for each other Oh shit. This guy EU might have
motivated me to change back to purple
outlines dude, something about it just makes
me nice and happy. Wait is he on purple? Yeah.
I didn't even notice that interesting
I don't know anyone that plays on a long road
it's all about first achieving supremacy in the home region
she even one place on purple too? I didn't know that.
Somebody get that $100,000.
The only groundless defense
that I'm surprised by
is ever bringing out the Odin.
It's not been a part of their game plan.
We haven't seen that towards tree and
that in some situations will allow egypt to get alt orbs more results over on
that side Because Eric has won off that knife all the time. He's had several attempts...
I've really been prioritizing him getting access to us
I heal my nails, I heal buddy
Don't do that on C again
They've already done that a couple times earlier in this half
Always throwing that smoke down this one's gonna force hang off that angle hey pop all right towards a again
some crazy kills early in the half with
the ghost and then later on getting caught out completely he's getting
doubled up by crow and that is just how many resources are these
are willing to commit oh they might be moving in
things on his own here.
Are they gonna walk up on this?
Big orb!
This time Nature clears the turret over at B but there are actually bodies there to check for a walk up
you love that they don't raise his a now because he just rumored it they're gonna speed up c
because he has all that that That's what I'm saying.
They know they don't have to worry about the Raze ult
but, they got stopped with the orb instantly eats a prowler That's insane. That dribble is insane. Tornadoed.
Nice.
How does he make that one?
That's insane.
Way to the flame.
Oh, this motherfucker is a thorn in our ass.
He's wearing it. He's aware. Oh please don't look away.
Yes! They are on the fucking lead.
It stuck.
Let's go. Good. wow I think, well... The Tortilla is like- You know usually both sides of the tortilla are facing up?
Yes.
So you can easily grab it?
Yes.
They made it so that the bottom
Like one side of the tortilla is like
Flat on the bottom
Somehow And then have to peel it away flat on the bottom somehow
and I have to like peel it away
and not make it all fall apart
ok they just got a place there
sounds like
hmm shout out to that guy
I'd rather be on stage playing for my fucking life right now than have this figure out that time situation
good luck brother
we believe check it out past one of those Good luck brother. Thank you dude. We believe.
Yo check out how fast are those, it's pretty fire.
It hits right?
Yeah it hits good.
Oh that corner finally worked!
They've been waiting for this!
It finally worked!
Yo that read from EU on the flank last round,
I just want to bring some more attention to it.
That actually just won in the rounds.
3v5. And at this point, what can EG even do in the round? 100 Thieves are going to slow things down.
Play for retake with this Nightfall.
Alarmbach gets some info on C. They're drifting there already.
Anchoring towards that side of the, pop this is calm type shit
Let them know hey guys we're here I swear all the other two
Nature Superman oh they know. Kyle knows yeah
He's too fucking smart for this
Just gotta play safe here
So yes EG inched their way forward here my god Stop the plant. Sorry, my bad.
Got one!
Yes! Nice! There you go. come on Sorry, sorry. If I'm yelling too loud let me know my bad.
No no it's good.
It's good.
It's awesome with that first half was going crazy finish at 16 and 8.
Holy fuck let's fucking go.
Oh those glasses are gonna taste even better now. The sweet taste of victory. I know. That was a fucking go, man. You're now one of my elite employees!
Oh, that's funny, Max.
I'm just putting it quite-
That was a good try.
That was a great fucking go, man.
... first half.
That attacking half from 100 Thieves was just elite play.
Look at that right there trying to trade onto Ozzy and we just can't do anything.
We are now one of my elite employees.
We are now one of the best players in the world.
We have been playing for over 30 years.
We've had some really good games so far. We've played against a lot of teams. We've had some pretty good games. Look at that right there, trying to trade onto Ozzy.
You're now one of my elite employees!
Oh...
And honestly the only reason why I think we won that map was because
We converted Terrigal to be a 100%
I think I was winning 5A uh actually i don't know maybe you put two Jinxes in the call
And the fuck games hang around with each other
That wasn't true at all
Oh
Every time I need a new phone,
I have to switch characters.
Alright.
GG.
Congrats 100 Thieves.
Map 1.
Not congrats yet.
Not congrats yet. Not congrats yet.
Not just yet.
Who's this guy? I'm not sure.
Couldn't tell you. Ugh. area
area
fuck
boss you okay
I was trying to mute I was trying to mute that out Fuck it. Boss, you okay? You all right?
I was trying to mute that.
I was trying to mute that.
I don't know.
No, you're good.
You're good.
I'm at the order while we wait.
Just want to make sure
I don't need to call
like an ambulance
to your place or something,
you know?
Uh,
we lose blind.
You might have
two brother.
Oh fuck.
Pretty evenly
matched.
PTSD from fucking
team heretics beating
us on bind at Shanghai.
Or wait, we didn't even get to Bind. Never mind.
I have them.
You might need to call that ambulance, brother.
I think I've got
a problem
you guys want to play ad libs while we're gone
while we're waiting for the next map
what's up
yeah, you're showing your age. You can't tell them about ad libs bro
No one does it anymore
No? Chat GPT ruined
Ad libs I hate it
Sorry AI I'm just
Kidding Ugh Hey, I'm just kidding.
I was trying to use a word from the song.
Yo, Tarek, why am I getting this clip of someone...
From someone...
From your chat is titled
Ara,
Ara.
Oh,
that was some AI shit.
It was crazy,
bro.
That technology
is starting to
oof.
Damn, they changed their whole ass background Yeah, that's crazy. That technology is starting to- oh foof.
Damn did they change their whole ass background with the fucking AI?
That's crazy. Well that's what I'm saying bro.
I don't fuck with no AI no more.
Yeah I know.
Oh yo yo yo you better keep your head get your character in the shade, bro!
Yo what was that?
Yo he just...
Wait, that's not so funny.
Bro, the second that AI started getting bigger
I stopped calling Siri a bitch when I'd ask her to set an alarm and stuff.
They're gonna write that down.
Oh yeah, this club has
to be AI because you fucking said
that went kind of hard after going a-ra-a.
No, yeah, I wouldn't answer that.
My character would never do that shit.
100%.
Well,
that's not the answer.
There's another AI clip of you going,
uh...
They're fucking with me like that?
Yeah.
You can't find a girl to air, bro.
Have you seen the movie Her with Joaquin Phoenix? Really? You can't find a girl to air, bro. Hey, I...
Have you seen the movie Her with Joaquin Phoenix?
Oh, it's true.
Shit.
I mean, if I hit 30,
I don't got a girl.
Might as well.
Shit.
Let me know.
Hey, man. I can text you up on your computer, bro. I know people. shit let me know hey man
hey Terry can I have 30 yet? come on brother no offense sorry
come on brother
why you saying it like that? Brother, it's because
you're so wise, brother.
I hear you. You're wise
beyond your years. That's what I thought
you meant. Yeah, yeah. It's because you're wise.
I would never imply otherwise.
Oh no,
I'm 28.
Okay.
You're only 28? Shit.
I thought you were really man. You're only 28? Shit. Yeah.
I thought you were really wise, super fucking
wise.
Yeah no I'm not that wise.
Why did you let it float through because this was a big loss against Sentinels back in stage
one at kickoff and then it was the perm band that you guys had during Shanghai.
Um, we...
To be honest,
we just didn't like Sunset.
Lotus was a map
honestly that we were good on in the past
but that we felt we needed to calm change.
I feel comfortable sharing that now
But yeah, we thought we needed to calm change
but with so little time
We felt like because we had an open,
like we didn't permabent anything at
the time. We just decided
why not just permaben it? So
I definitely felt very good and looked
good today
a lot in part because of our antis
and a lot of, honestly GenG
just watching their VODs like we learned a lot
so big props
to them, big shout out to them but
yeah it was a very good match from us.
Hopefully it continues for map two.
Hopefully does continue.
Congratulations and good luck on bugging.
Fuck man.. you fucked trick that you uh you ever been a You fucked. Trick, butter, and salt.
Have you ever been a nasty girl?
Oh, I've been a real nasty girl.
You ever been
trying to find someone
to match your freak?
Oh, I've been looking.
Okay, yeah. I can tell looking okay yeah you're watching the video aren't you well whoa whoa whoa i don't know what you're talking about i'm just asking
i was going to point that out that was private on my of so i don't know who leaked that but
you oh yeah that's fucked up if they would
leak OF content like what the fuck man? They should
pay for this shit. People can definitely pay
to see this. Bad ethics bro!
See ya later from the people in the back
Damn... in the back damn I respect that you didn't blame AI this time
and that's just straight up
content
honestly your fucking slang here
like I get it.
Yeah, yeah.
I was not slaying enough of it.
Those hips don't lie.
You're fucking the shit up.
I love it when you talk like that!
I do love that they
use the fucking Derek Piper.
Yeah.
What is this trick?
I can see it live.
Holy fuck.
You're my goat.
It will...
Well, I'm trying to think here
but I can't think. Grit
frequent
often
Nah, it's too obvious
You've been a nasty girl
Say it like that one more time for me you've been a nasty girl
Derek wait are we doing in here? Something I can do. I'm starting to feel something in the air, bro!
I'm starting to feel something in the air.
You guys gotta tell me
ahead of time if we're gonna goon or
prepare. Wait you don't have your
lotion on your desk?
Lotion bro who needs that?
I respect it. High and dry
It's the way my dad did it so its the way i'll do it
This was a tough first map here. A tough
loss against 100Bs and... Alright, wait!
I can't stand you, bro! There's too much going on!
Honestly,
I swear to God, bro.
I swear to God.
I thought it was weird when everybody told me how weird
it was that I didn't use lotion.
You know, honestly? Easier cleanup, right?
What are you, fucking Inspector Gadget just walking around with a jerkin on your utility belt?
You know, you gotta answer the call when you're called upon.
Hopefully we'll see that for sure. Good luck Potter.
Ain't got time to go to the grocery store.
Alright so you've got some optimism there from Potter and the EG camp which obviously
you gotta have here, right?
This is a high-
I'm not going grocery shopping with you anytime soon boss.
No, nothing personal.
Nah that's all good man.
If you dip into the fucking mic. We're just joining us. We have the best spot left in the playoffs for your PCT. No, nothing personal. Nah that's all good man.
If you dip into the fucking like Asian section or something...
I don't know if you're looking for some sauce.
Oh wait what's that?
Marzini? Like a...
Uh, patronize?
I don't think so.
What's an Asian
hair smaller than her hair? It's not a pear but it's like Asian, uh... Pear. Small pear. Why did I not get that?
It's not a pear, but it's like
a small pea.
Oh my god.
Oh, lychee?
I couldn't hear that.
No joke,
I couldn't hear myself think.
I actually couldn't
hear my own brain.
There's way too much going on. There's way too much going on.
There's way too much going on.
You need to drink and get an Echimartini, Jeff.
I could not even think of it.
Change the light.
That's not even happening.
I'll get it next time I go off your rock.
Oh, Echimartini hits. What is it. Oh, Rucci Martini hits!
What is it called?
Espresso Martini.
That shit hits too.
Oh my god,
I had probably
a gallon of espresso martinis
in Italy.
You guys probably
had some good-ass food there, huh?
Oh yeah.
Pizza?
How was the pizza?
The reason why I love Italy now more than anything
is because when you order a margarita pizza there
they give you the best
tomato sauce
and just mozzarella.
They don't throw a bunch of bullshit at it like
they do in America.
They're fucking parmesan cheese all over it,
whole slices of tomato like...
Fucking buffalo sauce on the side?
Yo, fuck off, brother!
If the Italians did it this way,
stop trying to be Gordon Ramsay.
We don't want it.
What, you told me they don't put pineapple
on pizza in Italy?
That's crazy.
They might shoot you dead where you stand.
Yeah, it sounds like it's very just authentic, simple, efficient.
Ingredients high quality.
What's the best thing you ate there boss Bobby John's
wait wasn't our fucking movie hold on it was shit. There's that movie with Tom Holland
Wait, did I run out of ads?
No, fuck
it's based off a video
game. Shit
But yeah, he went It's based off a video game. Shit!
But yeah, he went to like a Papa John's or some shit...like an American pizza chain
in the middle of Italy or some shit
Fuck, this credit was easy That fucking movie Fuck. This is easy.
That fucking movie.
Damn.
Uncharted.
I actually think
I've seen Uncharted yet.
You could pass on it
or like if you want
a movie to watch
on the plane, might be a like a movie to watch on the plane might be good plain movie you know
oh man i don't see some way to look at it
i never plan ahead and download movies and then when i'm on a plane that has
the headphones i'm like well I already brought my sound canceling
headphones so I don't want to plug this other one in
and definitely not prepared enough
to buy an attachment to bring mine own.
I don't know it's all fine.
No no these days I'm pretty sure you could Bluetooth your headset
on some flights to the actual...
Hell no, bro. That'd take the plan.
737 Supermax 8 is barely getting
by. You add in 250
souls with 250 Bluetooth connections.
I'm pretty sure there's new tech for that.
Well, if you find a plane
just know I ain't getting on it.
You're not gonna buy a dongle?
I got a dongle.
I got a plain dongle.
Do you actually have a dongle?
Yeah,
I got a dongle for the plane man.
There's your dongles.
Alright, why am I staring at this? Why am I just staring at these connections
right now? What do you think all of the YouTube videos have been for?
I just can't believe I didn't get it!
Because it's so easy.
Uh, at least this one though...
Frequent haunt patronizing users
Words ending in numbers
Oh my god are you fucking kidding me?
You're gonna see it, Eric?
Am I crazy?
See what?
Apoth?
Oh wait, let me...
I gotta look along.
Oh, you fucking missed it, man.
He was like straight up
looked at the camera and gave a thumbs up
Give themselves, you know an opportunity to really I guess uh
It's very too honestly like your set of a beautiful story i am seeing something very different what
do you see they're off the omen oh no i'm seeing i've seen them is that why you also
it was yesterday yo happy birthday post on the chat i'll be belated bro
how'd you get later bro come on tell me a thought doesn't look like turning into big brother
like he doesn't look like I see a little, I see a little what you're saying. You gotta validate me, most people are gonna think I'm weird.
Nah nah, I see a little older son appreciate
it bro thank you thank you
check your memo big strike so this one
is you have a lot of initiator utility
to in the mid round re-clear these longs
uh
the long and on the other side towards showers.
Yeah, we'll be able to take that space in the mid-run
once those one ways are down.
I think though for 100 points...
If the game's too long, we're on that too.
...we can get a lot stronger on that attacking side
and I think the Omen is a little less strong there,
especially compared to that Viper you're giving up.
Well let's see if 100 Thieves can close it out with
a 2-0 here and now or will EG force
that Map 3 because you know they desperately need to let's go ahead and
send it back over to your castles for this one it's uber white yet again let's go i love things I love being sad.
He's so cool.
It was really cool to see a supportive esports parents
I wish i had one of those
Ohhhh Absolutely, this has been their home. Oh...
Nigh impossible to beat here
Until recently
Nigh left were able to
I think these days is a little bit easier
To be supportive right?
Back then we were fucking playing for
Playing for the fight back home
Yeah, I was talking to
BoostKeyer and he told me how his dad
Was the one that got him in the game
And thought it was really cute
Oh is Dad a gamer? I didn't know that. Yeah Bros been gaming Yeah.
The bros been gaming.
Alright, here we got that! Here we go, here we go. We're a big white. Here we are we go some that we hadn't seen
When's the busy against the comp play playoffs for your thieves, but I hit it in the gym chest rockin buddy
Oh Oh, good night. Two is big! Oh! I'm glad that's in national.
Oh yeah, Gekko holding top of the team. I think that's good.
Oh yeah, Gekko holding for the lurk?
Yeah and Nature is lit so effective. Ohhhh
Good discipline from Bustio? Okay
He's got a pocket shorty?
Oh my god, Bustio please get one with the shorty so it'll be hilarious looks like he's
almost smiling from the corners of his mouth playing that position with a shorty
he's got a good series But we'll have to keep playing for you.
You got a good series of one
this scary the ones who win these guys low
so as long as guy doesn't get another here... Okay. As long as people don't get those other out there...
Peter can you finish those tacos?
I finished! I finished!
Oh my god fast now we're fucked now suspense with the world
there's a world where they should be winning that!
Somebody get that man a banana!
Nah, that's not your fault. That is outrageous!
Apoc flew the ghost slam, he was doing it-
I'm just surprised Nature got that first kill on Trush
He double headshot him right there
And Apoc found a good timing in that moment to peek the side.
It's okay, Bang you got this.
Hold on sorry I'll turn bubbles on.
You only get one.
You either have cool parents who support you while you play games, or be good at Valorant.
There's no in-between.
That was tough.
Remember though gentlemen, he's a finisher not a starter.
Who he going for?
Redemption!
Hey no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
you're dead nicely done on that angle
yeah they really syncopate their
aggressions Come on, Austin. I guess two here.
Did he hit that?
He was moving.
Look at it Just gonna be EG left. Looking to converge the early San Taika
For all of that first map, Lotus it was EG they were down trying to claw back
Peter's jinxing Loki right?
Loki's jinxing
I ain't saying shit
Oh
That was always he cheese undoing always the refresher of these smokes from super
so frustrated you had to bite most of his time waiting for boost here to put Give me one, baby.
Wow!
What a beam!
What a beam!
That was a nice shot.
Nice shot.
Nice shot.
Nice shot. Nice shot. Nice shot. What a beam!
That was a nice shot.
Oh wow. Oh wow, straight away.
F*** eric getting close to that first thrash of course easy for gecko to just cycle that ultimate over a recall on chicken from california
wow your so just you know
reinvent them oh wait
yeah you're probably good i'm not dying yet
what the fuck does Salmonella take to...
Oh, it begins within six hours.
Okay.
That was sevens i might be here
here we go oh my god if i get fucking seven
oh some chick play me and and Colonel Sam is gonna show up to this bunch of red zone baseball bats.
What the fuck? You just shit on them!
Didn't see shit though.
Didn't see shit.
I feel like we mostly saw Bruce Geo blind or some shit and then everyone died around him.
Yeah.
We didn't see a single thing.
I've still never had a razor james
pushed into him right there bucio but lucia was not blinded
i gotta try it out to get that clean kill
well eu yeah they could count that counted dizzy timing on jogam
I really messed him up absolutely so it was mentioned not even try it no
I just don't try it so I can make that opinion for myself.
Gotta try it.
Oh shit.
Wait did he grab...
Wait, he got a throw.
Oh no!
He got three?
What is through?
Did you just fucking save here?
Like what the fuck?
I have to say for sure
but how did he get three?
Wait, the brash
they couldn't break thrash in time
I think. It got Boosty, right?
Yeah, Boosty wasn't
trying to kill, I think.
I think he was looking towards Shower.
I think their smoke kind of fucked them.
They had less time to shoot that thrash because of the smoke.
Yeah, we gotta get Jogma some chicken. We need to slow this man down.
Shit...
We need something that works faster, is he on?
Someone's coughing his mouth.
I can go pick up a homeless person!
Alright this guy's going a little too far... at the same time too a small thing to note but new nations
it's going to be a consistent battle
against EU and the showers area of the map.
Does he live?
Oh!
I didn't care what was that in the pistol round?
Okay, man.
Absolutely.
All right, let's give it for confidence.
Here it is.
That was dirty. That was dirty. Here it is. Oh Got a tip it there
I was gonna sell more fucking butterfly
If they want to butterfly I think it's chicken's head. It's got a mosh here, designed for Optigon. The one that you also can get there is the most important part of the map right now.
Oh, I don't know if this is a placebo effect but I'm feeling kind of funny.
Oh fuck!
Hey, I gotta stop at the grocery store dude,
I can get you some...
Pepto.
Yeah no, Pop. Honestly just because of the long way from Superman... Yeah no, I'm fine.
Great angle there.
You might have fucked me bro.
I'm gonna just head.
I'm at a what?
Wait hold on, hold on, how did he go first?
...as a result.
Bank's still very healthy here. Well he was the one that suggested How did he go first?
Well, he was the one that suggested chicken.
I thought we were going to get steak today.
Never check NAS tag in real life. That close. I'm going to go for the Super, very, very low. Yup!
Oh so close.
Nice.
There's two of us going out on my screen.
Are you just fucking...
He's my GOAT right now, holy shit.
So many fucking impactful kills.
Oh... he was so underrated?
Yeah.
He's been good lately.
He's been off...
His stocks are high.
I mean that...
I think lately is like selling him short
because obviously
he's regarded as a good player but
especially lately.
Dogmo got that bucky out on this map playing towards
finally g2 the extremities in this, free to shower for the extremity.
Brother I don't know what it is but I would hate to have to play Viper at like the beginning of a round in my own home.
You'd think it'd be nice but I've just been tweeting all night.
That's stressful as fuck because you're waiting for like a fucking lurk forever.
Yeah. Paranoia is how those cook.
I'm gonna check that in here. Fuck em up.
Guys what's Un cage you can't be sub 30 trying to claim this is orange brother there you go that's your rap name It's back and leave us all there.
Oh my god!
Bangs locked! Oh fuck. He's fucking...
Oh, fuck he's fucking...
I don't know man, Ong kinda sounds like some sort of disease or affliction you know?
We gotta find out where Wyatt is from bro.
This guy said Jogamow, Rep-recuscussions
Oh Jogg.. not Joggamo It doesn't hit like Joggamo no questions
jaja mode's got that dodgy mo you know that doesn't that dog That dogimo? That DOGIMO How do we bait Wyatt into saying caramel or caramal
I wonder what he'd say
He'd probably say chocolate What the hell This time buying in you price a chocolate
Good question weight on those uh i don't know it's a good question i've no clue into the league in this round it's three
apiece only reason i've seen is because my
sister she was a kid comprehensive job of
i'm not i'm not over-exaggerating,
every square inch of the
walls inside her bedroom
were like cutouts of Johnny Depp
from magazines
and other
media back then. Yeah, magazines and other... He lost his media.
That's crazy bro.
I actually know quite a bit about
his film history. Chocolat is one of them.
You got any questions about johnny dev don't worry going to need to be here
i just wish i knew the references i'm
just lost in the sauce and that's
probably my fault for
not knowing
that's when i hit him with it that's
crazy bro so that means that bang is forced to play back within octagon or even fallback That's when I hit him with it. That's crazy, bro. Looks like a shot gun! all the way safely into shower
and because of that look at the rotation
it's gonna be cryo
towards the B site
getting range with the smokes
Bangs aggressive? Again?
Oh, the dog though.
Good dog, good dog, good dog.
Why you say good dogs? Why'd you say a good dog for huh?
Who's side are you on brother? I think a good dog. What's the good? Brother
Oh Fuck. Wait, Superman died? I got him top trucked!
Oh...
2k's proud here.
Ooh, aim labs!
Aim labs!
Two TP's, two TP's.
Zinx you owe me a kiss.
Zinx you owe me a kiss.
Nailed it! Thanks, you owe me a kiss. You have to slow this up! Here comes our team playing now......trying the rotation of the road A
Body line catches EU
He's forced into play
Tendon of leech here from I triple
Standard smokes and he can't interrupt his plan
Oh, little fuckers are always plants dude.
Yo hurry up if Wingman plants to bottom I think he should run back
to you and jump into your pocket
If he makes it
CORNERS!! CORNERS!!! We don't click! Corners! Corners!
He's out there, bro!
Yo this guy Wyant. I swear to God we're going to go back and just watch the match. This guy just had a UK accent for a second man.
He's changing dialect in the middle of that.
I haven't... he's changing dialect in the middle of that i can barely hear the cats like that one guy on tick tock he's like a musician who faked being
australian bro's name clinton kane or some he like lied about his family being dead and then said
game not found himself that would have killed my dad myself
you don't have to specify that anymore it's the first time in the league what if i'm capable final test for him they need this
okay They need this game. I'm just kidding, I don't think you need to specify anything.
No, I'm kidding!
You have to specify.
That was a bad joke.
Now we're talking boys!
I was ready for it.
He's gonna fucking rip it dude. He's been ripped before! I was ready to go. Fuckin'
Fucking rip it dude
He's been ripping it!
More dad jokes, fuck it
Oh yeah
Let's get daddy down Thanks boys dead Right here. Ready? 3, 2, 1.
HELL DAMN!
That's some good util.
He got fucked.
... completely shattered on that b long position
Superman again has been ranging far and wide because that ultimate is available trying to dig something out
30 seconds left find a timing here on boostio maybe can isolate a 1v1 and teleport back to his teammates in hookah
there's no fast rotation though for the b-side players they can't go through tp
from hookah
so i see them in check elbow there oh my god there's no time to go back though
we got two kills wait were they double elbowed and both died
i would argue that's a good setup as well. I would argue that's a good setup.
Smoke bomb, smoke bomb, smoke bomb!
I don't hesitate... Oh wait! And frankly, it's 100 Thieves right now playing a better game.
I don't hesitate!
Oh wait...
Nice try.
Oh, it was 1v3. Nevermind, I'm shipping.
Awwww but the time is ticking superman shows himself then backs away cryo no other option to go for over here trying Why'd it get awfully quiet? Hello?
Oh, now I'm just over here trying to announce a second.
Starting out the fucking line!
What?! I think my chicken's starting But these players from EVO Dynasties just won't give up.
I think my chicken's starting to kick in now too.
Don't let that move you, brother!
Look at this, that swing over the satchel...
That is one way to get out of your deep hole. swing over the Then you guys I call him Jason because we're cool. You guys can't call him Jason.
I'm going to see you in Korea, bro.
I'm going to see you in Korea, my dog.
We're getting you on the launch party.
Hopefully if you're there when I'm there, which you will be this might be
your time, bro. there which you will be because this might be the timings at longer
this might be your time bro even back to the pistol round it was a two versus
four i am the nastiest man this might be your
time bro every single round someone from not gonna lie i haven't watched any of you guys This might be your time, bro.
I haven't watched any of you guys' matches so I have no idea what's going on over there but I'm glad it happened.
It ain't an international event without Paper Rex.
Oh, I'm definitely...
The groom that got married,
he texted me,
he's got a fever.
I'm like, yo,
they had signs all over the airport
for that dengue fever.
And mosquitoes
will get you.
Respectfully,
stay the fuck away
from me boss.
Love you man.
Oh I don't
listen I went
to four countries
no bullshit
in three
one week dude and I ain't leaving my house dude. Well that to four countries. No bullshit.
One week, dude,
I ain't leaving my house.
Was that intended?
That was not a part of the show.
My daughter went to more countries
than I did
By the time that I was 31
She's six months old, bro
That's a crazy fat, bro
She looks like a chicken nugget in her passport
It's got so many scans
That's a crazy fat You should ask me to go somewhere chicken nugget in her passport it's got so many scans
i've never dropped my daughter by the way
okay again he's that right is that where it kind of
now no i don't care about a twitch i'll take
a twist man Yeah! Yo!
Oh, what the?
Oh he's fucking dead.
You have flanks?!
Oh no, he tried making a play.
Tried making a play, couldn't though...
Wait they got crushed in their house so fast!
The guy pocket died. what a cool hit onto that
a site from e.g i was so fast trades in lamps
i mean i didn't see how soon it was moving but he was moving
just going this is not Just going right through the brimstone ultimate lay down.
I'm gonna take a corner, check your corner.
Doesn't have a care in the world!
Nice!
One versus two, the time is just dwindling so fast.
Yeah not even going to attempt to go for this.
I'm gonna bring that Phantom
into the next.
It's been so back and forth,
yet somehow EG have come away
with this massive lead. Every single
round has come down to the wire.
Except really for this one,
some dominance.
That timing
is insane.
Against his old teammate bang almost finding an engagement but they'll both
live to see the next round one gun saves all right with these comps this is a tiger's head or defense headed
With faith
What do you guys think?
Would be just drifting lamps
I want the retreat Just drifting past lamps. Past?
Ask the resident pro, Teric what do you think?
All I'm thinking about is how Saturday Night Live changed my outline to purple later.
Sam! What? about his house Opposite side they were standing towards be long I didn't hear shit, I was right back. That's fucked up.
Is it attacker side or defense side?
Look at attacker side brother.
Alright.
Hahaha! through the teleporter but it doesn't come to fruition we're back to this crossfire here at the top of b long for us don't need success oh again listen when you're up against
other kids you've got them they will love playing that little frost fire at the teleport
They do it
But I was doing like a week
Lindo black miss Bowers shit, I couldn't tell you I got play first i'm not gonna lie i've been having fun with the ring though do you like miss valerance
i couldn't tell you i gotta play first control and simultaneously Was that a blind kill? Oh no.
Yo, yo, YO!
That's gotta be illegal!
He's playing big-bump in here And back on Neon, dude. Jesus Christ!
Playing big bump in the hair, dude! What was that?
God, he has me so sorry, Tony. I really comprehend some feelings today.
I don't know how we could look like a fucking 92 Olympic basketball team and then we just forget how to play Vine.
Yeah, we just need attack ties and we're killing Their footing was struggling last year with 100 thieves
find their footing derek had the worst
year of his career and now this year
in all stack categories has improved
okay i'm not gonna lie chat
every last one and the structures couldn't be any different Okay, I'm not gonna lie chat.
Strategically, I have no idea what's going on in this game because I haven't watched closely enough But it looks lit as fuck
I'm trying to keep balance- I'm trying to understand what they're talking about in the call,
understand what you guys are talking about in the chat.
Actually, I don't know the chat that much.
All right, let's log in here.
Three ults?
Okay.
This is me trying to reel myself in chat.
Aw shit, they're going A.
We gotta get white on audible bro
I need this guy to read a book for me tabs and underpants so the life hurts
what is your exception right now i don't know about his voice i can't it's like um oh my god
that's you want me to talk about remember when we started losing God! You're just being lazy, bro.
Wow!
We are getting fucking demolished. What the fuck?
This guy is fucking...
I want a piss test in between maps, something here. Now it's your boy Boosie
You're a little too good
I was looking for a flash.
Oh, hell nah!
Superman? More like superman. Good one bro. That was hella good.
Wow. That was really...
That was some fire shit, bro.
You're hella fired up.
You're him, bro!
...to get on triple to take fights as much as Superman is awesome. He's really the only one. You're him, bro.
Guys, it's really big F4 right?
Honestly I'm surprised you're still sticking with us. Good on you,
mate. Good on you, man. What's going on with you? What's going on with you, buddy?
Anything off the trolley, Daze!
We'll take
the whole lot of... This guy on Biggie Binders. He's been I don't know what you're talking about.
I didn't hear him in my defense
I have no idea what he's saying all the time
Time out adjustments that they made to taking control of B and forcing
I didn't hear what he said dude dude. I didn't hear what he said. I legit don't know
what he's saying.
Shit.
Man heard British and thought piggy binders that's
exactly what happened seeing near the bottom of the minimap while all this is going on I'm gonna go with Hukarai, suggest. Dizzy comes down.
Go stall!
Man they're so patient oh my god he he flipped out!
This is Valorant baby! Molly. Clears the back of it. Of course that bomb buddy this easy crossfire is fantastic
Oh Oh They just take the tools EG not ready to help each other there.
That shot through the wall from Cryo he's not done much this half frankly.
What a round!
That was well played by 100 Thieves in the 2v3.
Oh my god, he shot his wingman!
He shot his wingman for a second!
That was a nice shot, holy fuck. Yeah the elbow shot right?
Yeah
Fucking saw six of them
Come here come here yeah winnable 4a we got this
watch that verizon ad again i want to see if he figures out how to read that contract.
Peter, you notice your metabolism slowing down a little bit dude? I normally got eight strips in front of me from this fucking salmonella riddled chicken
And I've only eaten four bro, I used to slam eight and call it a day. Oh shit
Appetite because my appetite has not changed when my metabolism has like I still eat more than ever
But I fucking I do not burn that shit off at all.
Maybe appetite, then.
I don't know.
I love this song.
I mean, that's good, man.
Why are you pocket-checking, buddy?
No, no, I don't want to be here be good listen there's nothing good about being a
31 year old father who's weighs 150 pounds brother
i'm about to start taking trend and just really really get fucking active. Oh my god, sorry.
Wait, the music was off for you guys.
Let's just go work out with Tarek.
That guy's got some muscle.
Bro, I feel like Matt...
Jax would throw me off so hard.
My what?
If you were jacked.
Oh, I thought you said my jumping jacks.
The jumping jacks would probably throw me off too.
You've got some goofy ass jumping jacks.
Oh, dude.
I got...
Oh yeah, it's a problem.
It's like a salmon jumping out of water. Should we hear the analysis?
Let's hear it.
I'm done.
It'll also give me an idea of what's going on.
Okay, 100 people with Pistol here?
We're in good shape.
80-40.
How about 100 days with him or you gotta get a hundred?
Can you hear me now? being the guy who has to fit into different comps to scrim against Lucio and Potter that team that went on to win champions
and now, on the main roster
stepping up
Is that it? Is that the baller? I forgot
Honestly what do you think is the biggest betrayal of this dude?
Tarik being a 100th man today
Or that...
...cellular ad guy
switching up and going to Verizon.
Verizon bro!
Oh is that like the same guy?
No.
Or...
Yeah.
Wait no.
Whoever the guys- whatever network it was-
That's right.
How good he went to the enemy brother. How do you know that? Okay man, get your
fucking bag.
I should have paid them more if they wanted
to keep him.
Know your worth,
you know. No way he had the same tagline though right like what do
one point three Yo, ask you chop No Okay. Okay, no blind on Omen now.
Got one!
Oh nice, nice!
That's aggressive.
Let's site.
Toxin is going up! That's Sight. Chill!
Little bit. a little bit a lot of distance to cover derrick and angel both are fascists here Push that smoke and win out of us, EU. Candidacy comes in though, boost yo! Keeping it locked down here...
There's a flank late?
Now to the A-pop who has that flank timing
alongside Nature was low.
Time, time, Time! Time! Time! Time!
Time? Time?! Sideshow clip!
What the fuck was that!?
I think he won regardless but...
Well, after we got the final.
Yeah, Jesus.
A guy like Crowe?
No biggie.
Damn.
Yeah, that pocket is all good.
Probably felt the pressure from the pinch. It's all good. Yeah...
I probably felt the pressure from the pinch.
But yeah, we're still fucking back baby.
I'm just fucking glad that Oz and I got that kill. That was a big opener.
Yeah. Oh, that flick was insane! What the f- that kill i would have been that was a big opener
oh that flick was insane what the he's getting dangerously close again
all of these rounds where it feels like the judge
oh i know my singer when they just need to go Dang has a quiet 15 kills?
He does got 15, stop lagging right now.
Nah he's had some good moments.
They ran through the nade.
This is very aggressive.
Oh wow, pig!
They're just standing there.
Wait did I not hurt?
How does he hear? How's he... wait did i not hurt wait how is he here oh yeah Where is this guy coming from, bro? Slow up play for this guy.
I'm gonna make his way through obviously 100 feet
armed to the gills
Four-dimension!
...for a pop on these long flank attacks I mentioned! Azur bangs bad. that with this sentinel list comp the flanks are always going to hazard bangs dad and they played with this enough
have that in mind they know how to watch those areas but
apoth has made it very clear to them early on that their eyes need to be open when they're going for
these executes that a player from APOP wants to become who could be coming
through there's only one guy that can flank it's calm
stop trying to be home off the think it was Frag that you were pushing on EG, they're an absolute unit.
Alright, boost hero is big this round.
Boost shield and nautilus to crubs. Alright, boost you as big as round. I'm shielding now Mr Krabs.
Bonus goes hard right here.
Chill! Chill!
Standard short wall throw Chill, chill! They're playing hella slow now.
The fastest two rounds in the world and now they are as slow as hell.
The pace change boosted me to a masterclass.
Let's go keep going, keep going. Oh, they're slow as hell. The pace change boosted you a masterclass
Let's go keep catching
Any garden variety tactics I need to see how the things put the money with about these
smokes down The game will be slowed down from hundred thieves
Going to accelerate anywhere too fast
Okay, is it a clear hooker recovered from boost here in the meantime just like my rank teammates we'll be doing over and
over on this it's a good thing or bad thing i can't tell so simple efficient around like
this didn't even have to just yet really kind of have a read on it.
It's not bad, there is two on A. They hit it soon.
There is Jogamaw though. Oh, that carry was big!
Good counter-util I'm not gonna lie.
What?! Two?
And he's looking for more! Oh no. Damn, he doesn't give a fuck bro, I was just peeking.
Oh you!
There ya go.
Okay okay, winnable, winnable, winnable!
Nature's trying to smart it.
Oooooohhhhhh! That was the kill!
1v2 is on.
Akos running again.
Olivia where? Wait... on this point Oh my god! He turned in the worst moments and he walked away with the best moments.
The duality
Double timing bro Double timing bro
I mean, she's got her bow
Double timing
Nah, I'm gonna have a bye here. I didn't have a good buy here.
So I'm honestly not terrible at it.
Yeah, and I stopped saying that you guys don't like
but yeah, not bad.
See, I can say it, you can't say it.
That's fair, that's fair. That's fair. I can't say it, so...
You hold on to it while you got it bro.
Listen in to thege shop's brain.
Yo, Taric, aim some hard this next round.
I wanna jail Gwala again.
Just jump spotting that towards B long something under thieves were
Fucking golf tournament on his monitor. Yes
Not to be so fucking un-mean
Okay, okay that's fair
Okay, I like what Peter was trying to do there He was trying to just judge him down while he was in dog, right?
I think he was trying to get past the dog and judge the guy running in, yeah
Yeah
Who's laying around a fucking butterfly wand
Yeah that's when you're trying to figure out these fucking blast packs.
Oh wait! That Juggfn's got a pig for it. You think they did that for fucking Lucio?
How did you catch that?
I'm a skin connoisseur, brother. It's about the only thing I can do.
Oh my god, jump up big on Asuna's judge.
Did anyone else see that?
I've never looked at the skins, I'm not gonna lie.
Rarely look at the skins
Maybe I have to
Oh it's a big execute
It's a big ex- oh!
Oh my god, the jungle is crazy.
Oh my god.
OH!
Get some damage.
Oh my god, Raccoon!
Oh no...
Oh my god if he died there Oh my god holy fuck
Thank fucking God
Wait how did Superman die? He got more from A
That was a little scary. A little scary.
Okay, we got big ults!
We got big ults!
Why is he shaking so hard?
It's his style bro that was good to hit the ground
he did plenty.
Ooh, took that nostril though.
Sexy, sexy, sexy.
Really the foundational element of this 100 Thieves.
They're going fast.
They're going very fast
wait, what?
he's keeping passing
Boostio went crazy
we need a replay going crazy! Holy shit! Oh my god.
Oh my god, he got two
blinds. He got two blinds.
You stay ready. one of the other
from a little and i was yes it would be up significance when you look at the
state of the hundred Thieves economy it has not
grown whatsoever this next round will be incredible just happens I mean that's What the hell just happened?
I mean that was pretty straightforward no? They did a shower crunch and got owned.
These guys rushed A, they did a shower crunch.
What is this observer doing that we haven't seen shit? I agree but also
I'm gonna go ahead and say this match has been
extremely chaotic
Extremely chaotic During the site execute
there is no joke, five people
dying at the same time
so I can't even blame
Looking to see if we can even get a timeout
into this next one, wouldn't surprise me
if there are still ultimates in play.
Hatchaboussio just Racked up a number of those killers there as well.
It's big for his ult too, they got three ults on the board?
Yeah.
A lot of ults this round actually.
He has four fucking ults though holy shit and honestly
if he saw that it was 2-0 away like like he's gonna grab all this round too
still hanging on to that orbital strike you know he likes to use it proactively they'd love
to come for that right blue feels close to alt again too what the yeah right you got three guys Oh, he fucked up. Oh, he fucked up. Oh, he fucked up.
Egg on the face!
Put 100 things to it!
It felt forced, right?
It felt kind of forced.
I think he missed his timing and kind of forced the issue.
I would do the same thing though.
I know he's a pro player but dude...
Imagine having to blast back through that door.
That just seems like hell.
Yeah, I agree the pathing here is tough.
How do you even snatch a lot of shots?
I think you have to single that off the entrance
time for that contingency and what do they doblazer's possible that's some really nice information
gathered from the igl nonetheless nature and he's calling for that rotate they're just trying
to push back b and they're going to work out
oh They'll get a plan here. Yeah, they'll get a plan there. It'll be a close plan.
We also got Cryo ult too.
Maybe... Lineups?
Maybe this is the world, yeah.
Seems like he's playing off though.
Is he fatal here?
I wonder. Nah, probably not. Larry Now Wait, who's in the open? Oh we got a kill!
What just happened? I didn't even see that
I don't know Peter called it
Jackal flash? you're calling it
whoa what the is going on that was that was crazy, man. Dead time. Dead time.
I didn't even see Apophonolz!
I'm not gonna lie.
I did not even see Apophonolz.
Oh fuck!
I was looking at the other guy running CT.
This is a good one.
This is a good one.
This is a good one.
This is a good one.
This is a good one.
This is a good one. This is a good one. This is a good one. I was looking at the other guy running CT.
Did he waste his fate ult or no?
I don't remember.
I wanna say he did, but i'm not sure. Hey, even within that we need to extract some of these ultimates.
David just on the cusp being enough for 100 things to win.
So all our old fall but that short is oh man man okay hundred thieves have the money to distribute and get
a full buy but all his ultimates now gone gone. We're going to go. The odds of catching EU here are so low, he's being so meticulous about how he probed towards showers.
How is the money here? Not great.
Oh...
Scary.
Scary! scary scary scary something you yeah no prowlers left
no haunt at least for now.
We're breaking in problems.
Man, honestly last round was decently close
considering how badly it started.
Yeah, 3v5.
We lost a lot of ult though.
That's the problem.
And this is big up over EGs. problem Gonna get back to be nature and Derek
in time
Two flashes between them in a mosh pit available for the defenders that can buy this time
And they heard him I think that that they're hearing him, yep.
It's a good molly.
Time is low.
Do you have nades?
They have brim all for A too.
Oh, they're playing retake!
They want to give it up.
Oh... They played full retake, they gave that shit.
Oh they are fully coming from Oh my god. He can't do it, he had no choice. We have to fight him, yeah.
They got fucked. They got fucked.
Fuck me bro!
Fuck me!
Oh that was a tough one brother.
We didn't really see anything happen again but it's hard.
They lost the elbow fight big time. every little thing you're not used to
getting okay you can't even blame us right there he saw an elbow off the guy
as he's in the brim holds if he runs forward he's gonna get killed by the guy
for free if he holds his ground it's his only chance of killing him
i think i don't know i understand why he did it there is a world where he runs out and kills him
yeah i don't know
What's not three you know stuff?
Or he's right. I guess easy at the end
Map through good question it sunset was tough to see that how no actually full site control earlier sense a sense Oh I don't know actually. Oh, it's apparently Ascent. Aaaaaah!
He could have run out and won the fight yeah hypothetically you
could have someone else walking in there because nature an elbow didn't even fire a bullet at him
off that audio cue i just played back, held their ground.
And went for that full set piece. Worked to perfection.
11-8 the scoreline.
The timeouts have been a little bit more sparse on Bind
they were coming round after round when we...
That's not over yet.
NRG lost 12-5 yesterday.
It's not over until it's over.
You're right, but that was...
...the champions win last year.
That doesn't happen.
It doesn't happen.
Back and forth their they're saying.
I mean there is a veritable chess match occurring outside of this game between the two of them.
It isn't over until it is over.
Look at this frag distribution EG.
Still able to buy a little bit here but it's a little rocky. Look at this frag distribution, EG. Everybody actually is pretty tight.
Half-by. They're going for the half-by. They're playing for OC.
No no no we win this round. So slow play. I don't hate it though.
There's a call here.
Bloody E with his gun, right? Are they gonna end A? Trying to hide away.
Are they gonna end A? Yeah, they are.
Here we go! duels against those weaker weapons. It offers a bit of a longer range
line, but Giorgimo will fall back.
EG are content playing this one
incredibly slow at the moment.
They walked through the smoke?
They did.
Nah, what am i watching though what oh wow Okay, wow. Where'd the other guy last spawn? I told you man he just went out here.
No, I like it Peter!
Embrace it, I think we got this.
Oh my god.
We were just one family boarding here.
The explosion all the side.
All right, guys.
All right boys don't make me look like a tag ass here please.
Good catch.
Great catch! And awesome way too ready damn yes I think on the entry. Yeah
It looked like a Zuna killed him fighting across I think it was Zuna that had his stinger there As well Hey just
i feel like we are missing a lot of the kills, but yeah again it's hard. Now EG they're on the precipice of being broken to force them onto an eco so effectively if 100 Thieves win this round, This could mean tying up the game.
Now we're talking Wyatt.
Yeah, Thieves.
I think I'm on a roll still there..... will be confirmed there.
Make sure what's the play?
Somewhat close to octagon...
AYO!
Cross map on this round,
Superman has actually pushed up a little bit deeper in shower Ayo!
I'm going 2B. Perhaps 8-point. Shot by two players. So going to be they're just going to feel that presence
Perhaps a pop or from the A side will begin to drift over it
Looks like I retake these anchors back off
I could see another five and five retakes
i mean i'm okay with a replay when they have a few eco guns you know superman still lynching
further forward hopefully they go in they are pretty cautious about this They are.
This is more promising though, they got no ults from the road type superman's climbing will be pretty
late it's being watched for anyway busy I don't know. What the fuck?
What's happening, bro?
Oh my fucking god and of course Apoth is behind the screen.
That's not Apoth...
Just kill me dawg!
I jinxed it.
I jinxed it.
Oh nooooooo...
It feels like i jinxed it,
but am I wrong to say that?
Oh god bro, I think we fucking triple swing out of the game It feels like I jinxed it. But am I wrong to say that?
Oh god bro, I think we fucking triple swing elbow there
and just go in
They had no control
I think the gecko flash fucked Asuna
someone had to shoot that shit. But yeah, I don't know...
Maybe you can pop right there for early or something?
I dunno.
What was it again, later?
Did you see that? Ooh, I didn't see it.
Oh the couples in the crowd?
Oh shit!
Look at our boy go!
Honestly fuck this map, I don't give a fuck anymore.
You know, I'm rooting for those two now.
So are we friends though?
Oh...
Bye! Oh. Back in, big round.
Soon as they reheat right now...
Turn that shit back on.
Happy to. right now. Turn that shit back on. Yeah, Peter's had a few tragic rounds. I want them to pop out of the smoke.
Is that crazy to say?
Probably.
You know with the gecko blind?
That's cute.
Just go wild.
That's your world.
You just have to pick it up and you're good.
I'm going to try this one.
I don't think we can do anything about it.
We'll see what happens. I'm not sure if we can get through this. I'm not sure how far we can get. Probably. You know with the gecko blind?
That's you! Just go wild.
He saw us and he can't kill a dog.
The dogs saw him, they got behind him.
He's playing like an idiot. I didn't kill the dog. The dog's gone. The dog's gone! I got by!
Alright, they're rotating Brim over Good model It's around each you haven't pushed up out of a good Molly. I'm not gonna lie
They're so comfortable playing retake
that was sick! That was a nice crunch, I'm not gonna lie.
That was a really nice crunch from Bang.
We like that aggression.
I think Bang did an improv play that was perfect.
Oh, Bang through the smoke, flanks the night away.
Bang's got it. I think Bang did an improv play, it was perfect. Bang threw the smart smoke flanks as they pushed out though?
That's good, I like that progression.
I think maybe they were planning on letting him have a retake more easily
but now they take the space. I like it.
Yeah, I like it.
Good job!
He got him?!
Was that a jumping kill?
Yeah.
Oh my god.
Two kills off of one stinger clip?!
That's insane!
Aw, look at um...
Smiles are out.
This is gonna be... It's crazy this round. from them that has been where coach who said it now that wasn't me dude
now they see 100 things walk into their territory, past that B site,
into Elbow,
into CT,
disrespecting Smokes and Uzil?
So what's the answer gonna be?
Do they play more proactively towards B main again?
Right. And now I'm curious to see...
We saw 100 Th teams on their defensive half
towards B long.
They're varying aggressive books multiple times
players talk towards the teleporter-
Is you the best initiator in America?
He's gotta be on that list.
Austin satcheling through is that something EG might opt for He's got to be on that list.
Been playing nuts lately.
I think best is hard to say. maybe control hookah because this gathering of players long 100
thieves they keep going yes no bias damn james just like that through long and meeting bang alone
through hooker so maybe they play two players in who could control yes no bias actually no cap
and have that as a give it to them location for the post player mine they are gathering up with
a lot more forces on b though you can see that already. I got to think about the other names, but I respect it.
At least initially when he's up in the smoke.
What are they cooking?
Are they playing for ot that kind of hard
even if they die without getting to kill this round, that's three ultimates into the next
to finish this game off.
Such aggressive smoking.
All right come on.
Come on.
Another one there right over towards the short.
Couple free rounds of OT, free Val.
That'd be great let's see.
Smoking it again.
I'll get him. I'm gonna go for a smoke. Couple free rounds of OT, free Val. That'd be great.
Let's see it.
Oh my god. and the sharks are beginning to circle
he hears it all does he go oh my god second that blinds me what the was that is he there bro please backwards we may make sure of that and our back bang retreats
he comes to play as out from heads as well.
Wow, nice try there, boys.
Holy God! Stop it.
What the fuck was that?
Stop it!
What?!
No shot man. That's outlandish from the rookie IGL, his first year in partnership.
No shot, man.
No shot.
No shot that ended like that.
There's no way. There's no way bro
I think he was on trial for you guys
Did he sign to you guys? I don't actually know if he signed
He was on trial for me
Holy F*** probably I wasn't listening to that much damn dude. Stop digging so hard, give me some props. I ain't losing nobody brother!
I'm watching the game.
Honestly, I don't even know what the fuck happened this match.
Yo, look at these pro teams losing their map picks though.
What's going on here?
Yeah... No bro... on here what a
what the
all right well
it all happened so fast you guys got me for at least another map
oh you got me for half a map why are those chicken tacos winning no i gotta
i got a thing to do at five. I need to prep for it.
Honestly, this might be for the best.
Maybe me not watching will make the boys less nervous or something.
I don't know.
They know Peter Park's watching.
It's different.
In reality, yes. them who Peter Parker is
they'll be like, Who?
You're selling yourself short, Peter
I'm still rooting for my boys
Oh my God,
brother.
Don't take them
pom-poms off yet.
I don't know man
the pom-pom thing
doing shit
I think it started
taking my clothes
off or something
I don't know.
Shit.
Maybe. Steve? start taking my clothes off or something i don't know shit i can get down with that
let's do those jumping jacks we were talking about
i'm down what shirt let's do it oh my god you've got great taste once I chat one sec
yeah we lose this match and i'm voting for joe biden dude i'll do it, I'll do it.. Okay.. Thank you. What's your opinion on Vicky throwing the head start?
What kind of question is that?
What game haven't we played today?
Contextile, are we there? there change the song
it's not a
I fuck with that.
It's not the vibe right now.
I need something to add me up.
I love Frank too Don't worry bro
Also
With that being said
We do deserve a map 3
We do deserve a map 3 man
Yeah We do deserve a map 3 man Damn who's gonna make it?
I don't even know anymore. It feels like a very intense game though
Even though we're fucking around on the
call. I want to see a run from the EG guys
yeah
I hear that side of the story
because no one really thought EG would be playing as well as they have
it's been cool to see you
many much bullet I mean, he might as well live.
Hmm. What's this
okay we actually made that joke on the call Might as well try. That's so vague. Work. Hmm.. What the fuck is this talking about?
I hate trying to figure out what the fuck it's talking about.
Work. Oh my god, this music's fucking hypnotizing me.
That's a crazy guess off of hypnotizing... Magic and game. What the fuck is this?
Talking about talking about
i have no clue what they're talking about here game give me a guess.
Circus.
Dungeon.
Them. Damn.
Dungeon... Alright, I don't know
Dragon
Fantasy
Yo you're cutting out like mad
No no sorry
That's my talk button
Okay
What's up brother
What's up brother
Um What's up, brother?
Uhhhh... How we looking? How we feeling?
Damn I fucking suck. That was not that hard
Not gonna lie
What is this music, I'm going insane? I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Each of who was a part of that EG championship roster...
I see the tens in there somewhere, brother.
I do.
...hooking up a gameplay...
Oh yeah, okay.
I'm not crazy.
No, I don't think you are.
Also, Superman kind of reminds me of like Vansili a little bit.
How much is crazy?
How much would be crazy?
You mean like who?
Uh, Vansili the caster.
Oh yeah okay.
Who are you cousins?
We gotta change our colors from red, bro.
I'm so sick of staring at the color.
Yeah fuck it, I'm down boss what are we doing?
Porter, Jayden, Joe's even going orange.
What's up Jody?
Ah fuck.
Maybe you can call this over and get him fired. I'm out. Let's send it back over to the casters, Uber to Water! This is important?
You're working with Jordan.
How are they?
It's been a good series, I'm not gonna lie.
There's a lot riding on the line here.
Qualification, elimination...
So these guys are playing their hearts out and uh third man was familiar with the state an adult uh finish things off the best aces you will ever see in the history of this game origin flavor better that's the first time i've ever really liked it no but it's yellow I like the pink one. There you go, he's back!
You got any weed or anything?
I've got some marijuana.
They're cooking! marijuana sex scene it's the golden super in trouble is gonna be peachy this
corner oh nice hold on no way nature crushes out
here right now smoke crack e.g fighting from a two
play to see dotage where are you there are few players that could get killed bg I missed my hook. Wait, did that not hit them?
Oh, man!
Oh my fucking god, Derek.
It's over bro. It's not that serious.
Little clutch attempt there from Derek but not going to the top of it. It's not that serious. attack favored map, especially with these standard compositions. We've seen for years now here all these players so excited about
tickets for the New York City Black Party.
I think they start selling tomorrow.
And someone said it was at 9am Pacific.
But, I don't know if that's true.
Good start.
Strong start.
I do like this guy. Cryo go kill him a fan of it really
Yeah, try on Jetta satisfying side a good so we can lock down that site entirely
And between Derek and EU we have some of the best in America sucks going on over there
Early posture waiting for that woman TP who wants to be on top of it hoping other things would test their one way and frisky
Ultimately though, it goes respect. Oh my mr. Double duelist matter. I don't Frisky Double Mike? Oh shit
I died
Oh my god
Alright we're good now
My bad, my bad Has it been the whole time? Holy fuck
There wouldn't be a better time than this for Cryo to
Little bit of introductions are slacking
During stage 1 and then especially into the stages options are slacking. There you go, they're is probing though Yeah, the lurks in. I like it. I like it.
Oh, boosted by a cocaine.
He's getting weird.
I don't know if he gets cleared here.
I think he does anyway.
You got one.
You got one though.
Go back to B! Go back to B! They got one. You got one though, fuck.
Go back to me! They're going back!
They hear you!
Wait no they're not.
Are they?
The fuck's goin' on?!
I think they just gave him the rifle.
This is scary as yeah why am i so nervous oh my god
oh my god i'm stressed there are also
meditation that though it looks like
It's because they're so many close smokes that they could just be hiding in this shit and they're like standing next to you
Someone has a gun. Yeah on cat something easy to apply it is a good old time was solo
Starting with keeping an push out of mid by jorge starting worth keeping an eye out for
w replay reaction enjoy our hot dog big man not gonna lie
keep that man advantage decent damage there as well as this one came through us in a very low i don't know if joshua needs to reswing that confidence or carelessness goes down either way just playing
the re-swinging stuff no wonder Yeah, you need to EU Lurk. The reswing is tough.
I just saw a redneck superman that wanted to straight fight that...
Looks like a midfight coming.
100 Thieves as bonuses? Probably not what EG are looking for! mid fight coming.
Oh my shit, Get the fucking ball This is winnable, bro.
Someone get the fucking bomb!
This one up too? Yeah decent chance.
Can't you be behind for the name for yourself yeah nice
to help his igl convert this the stupid one this holds the line They need him most He's an EG player. Why did he get a little drunk? Yeah, why DID he get a little drunk?
They're stepping up when they need him most!
When it comes to the fragging distribution of kills per round...
He sat the lowest on his team typically and that's not abnormal for an IGL
but when you have one who can turn up the heat at a time like this...
Dude, that's what he is worried about playing.
Goddamnit Superman turned up the heat!
On this map of sense specifically,
This is genuinely the map that I associate him with in my mind.
For years, the anchoring that he displays here on Ascent
is so, so strong, so steadfast, especially
on this A site.
Through the one-layer? Okay.
One eye? Oh he's got it.
Is that an AWP now? Operator, yeah. Oh no, Outlaw, yeah.
We saw...
Sorry, outlaw earlier.
Got one light armor so...
But we saw the impact!
That jog mode got too much order
but I can't take it.
Can you get boost here
my man's doing crunchy on stage. tide started to turn as well
hey trying to make a huge comeback. They were never in control of that.
APOF? Show me APOF.
Ping from APOF now.
Cage triggered.
Cybercage is definitely going to stagger things out
a bit more.
Oh, fuck.
Cam's up though.
That was full retake.
They love doing this full retake!
My god... This was scary, man.
Yeah.
I'm stressed, man.
Ult here? He's got all there you go EG doing? They're trying to flank. They're looking for an alert there actually.
That one's about to come in right now.
Tagged him! Go away! Tag them.
Easy one.
Yeah, it's off. It's off. They gotta save. Oh no...
They're gonna lock him in, they're gonna lock him in.
Yeah, I'm on a-
I'm hoping to save more guns. Oh my god that jump! That jump actually helped. but they'd much rather contain 100 Thieves in the blast radius here.
Oh my god, that jump! That jump actually helps.
Nice nice nice nice nice.
Good job by Noh and good round.
Holy shit...
Yeah, they had to land on their heads and hit the right side first couple of rounds. realizing time was never really on there Yeah, it changed.
You guys are both former pros. Is playing more stressful or watching more stressful? Watching 100.
I think playing you don't even notice
First stage
Small consolation, but easy to write piss down my leg if i'm being honest. Mine went fairly well, I don't know nothing I really...
Yeah, they expect to lose-
I'm not trying to- No, you're not! 400 so yeah When they finally do get on the buy round. Yeah, my bad.
I forgot what it was called.
You know, major one or whatever.
Just some snowball that 100H is creating right now.
Honestly man,
now that I think about it
we got
I got lucky
and I got lucky that I was on a really popular team
I would have loved to know what it was like
competing if nobody
was paying attention or giving a fuck
if you won or lost.
The Leafs have done a nice job dealing with this utility so far from APOC That's true. That's true.
It doesn't look like they're trying to...
They're angling for it.
Yeah, they were just walking around
but they are not rotating. Okay...
I'm not gonna say it.
Oh, what was his crosshair actually?
Interesting. Hmmmm here actually Oh my god. A fucking sheriff in a goddamn smoke?
Yo, Superman is insane bro!
Oh my God.
What a fucking round.
Yo, Terry, give me a second I'm not gonna say it is that still Jinx?
Nah...
...I'm not gonna say it?
Yeah, that's supposed to be a jinameson you're talking about something you're referencing
it you're referencing it look at the transfer
to spray down with the vandal part of feeling the energy from that one
as well.
You put the mask and cape on? Shit!
She's had a couple good rounds numbers here is not gonna lie one
guardian in hands of you
wow let's go and be outside
give me like probably back we've got
some bad shit with that convert oh my god Alright, we're back. Fuck that shit. We're back.
Oh my god! No!
We just got a two-phase to fuck up right here.
Alright, it's possible to out him now.
Oh good hold on him.
Out of heaven? They're going quick.
Oh my god timing! He got under...
Oh good paranoia!
Wow, wow, what the fuck?
Fan for Ben!
Man, Z and Superman got fucked
I think that was like the one guy
I I think that was like the one guy That had a full armor I didn't miss it
I have to guess
Wait, we gotta get Kayle on a track
Stop you screwed up!
What is it? I don't like
loser?
... I don't got a Glizzy. I don't got a Glizzy, he's nuts.
Alright lads, I gotta head out and get ready
Thank you for everything
It's been a pleasure my boy
Take care man
My pleasure
Oh it's having Peter in the chat rounds well done they get thrifty we go oh dear and then they produce around like that
about both dude maybe he's the solution and leave forever
he doesn't just need to stop his nuts soccer cheese nuts is crazy. He has just been
in this stage, he has not
been able to drop bombs on
enemies as he did in those
riots in stage 1 when
they were unbeatable. Out of his timeout though Holy shit. It's about to go down?
They're slamming D though, how many of them do you think they rip?
Lowkey zero.
I don't think they win the retake, even if they all won.
They shouldn't.
Look at these mollies!
He's playing in! Oh wait, his solo ball was saying outgrown.
Oh wow, oh wow.
Oh my God, attacking other...
That's a lot of damage brother!
Wait you got the kill though, you better have.
That was good. Got the kill though. That was good.
Got the wrong guy.
Alright!
One more lurk?
Oh shit. It's all good. Oh my god. They're're so aggressive I'm not gonna lie.
Wow that looked really awkward.
That push right?
Yeah it did.
I love aggression in this game. I love the grass. You know he's on the run?
Oh my God!
What the fuck?
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god oh my god that second shot was not
they had a free site there,
Apop got a kill, Soevii got an ult killer...
Damn.
It lucked out because he ult'ed the KO,
not gonna lie.
The fact that they is God asuna this fight for making a lot easier and then falling back into the site to play the
crossfires.
That round meant everything!
Now economy fully broken by EG They've been pacified
Nah, no way not again right previous rounds of this outrun oh man oh man
okay your reference is too fast. That was too quick
I've been trying to find a value on some of those rounds with the outlaw but was
ultimately
unsuccessful and they haven't had the economy to get an operator in his hands if they're
it looks weird is that this is a sidebar
the lynchpin of their setups setups We're playing so hard to get super easy anchors this side.
Come back, come back to Papa.
I got a read him on is the cipher cam here we're going to walk up on it and pop information
that you bring in early.
I gotta get these knives bro. He's holding back, right? Oh! KJL.
Honestly a good investment here even though it's Evo
It's really shit
A little scary I don't know what it is but a speed wave
i don't know what it is but anytime another team has a pistol or a sheriff in their hand it's magnets it's magnets
three of the rounds It will be brought to heel. Yeah. Three in the round, having these.
I'm keeping count.
That means six rounds on the attack side.
Dog more like hog.
Good one, bro.
I like that idea.
Bought that guy.
Bought that guy.
Just a lock up.
A critical round.
Keep their recovery building. They still have an attack? GG? They've already gotten six. What did we learn yesterday, bro? It's not GG.
It's almost GG, bro.
Might actually have to block the term GG.
And they've run away with it.
I'm going to go back and watch this game.
I don't know what happened last night.
I think that was a good thing.
I think that was a bad thing.
I think that was a good thing.
I think that was a good thing.
I think that was a good thing.
I think that was a good thing. I think that was a good thing. I think that was a good thing. We have to block the turn, GG.
And they've run away with this starting half. EG are going to be feeling...
Good start. Almost too good of a start I would say.
Kinda scary though.
Kinda scary good start here.
My body senses are tingling and by that I mean my ass is burning.
Oh fuck... oh I just checked. I want some, bro. That's when you've got actions.
That was... That's just too good!
That's just too good.
The fuck is GG mode?
No, GG means get good.
That's why you say it at the end of a game.
It was very good.
Way better than that.
Far too few of those rounds though usually the winning team to the losing
team they say gge which means get good all credit
to their controller super Superman who is just
as you said,
the immovable object.
Oh wow.
On the A site
they cannot route him out.
This guy's ice right now.
He can barely even do it
if he's just stuck there with a sheriff. That reaction These guys are ice right now.
Everyone's reaction time is so fast, no joke! We need help man.
I swear these kids look like they're fucking on it.
Well maybe, you know but that's the thing
Maybe when you are playing for sure
It seems like its's so much again like faster than it is like you're saying
it's faster as a spectator yeah yeah yeah when you're not the one like pulling the trigger and
making it stupid stuff yeah they really going for
a deep push right now
oh hi I'm sent in off see nothing
they're gonna go free
Oh you saw that though so my formation They'll see nothing. They're going to go for it. Oh, my God!
He saw that though?
He saw that formation?
He got down below in front of him.
Jeez, the fuck was that?
This is fucking terrible.
A good zero point sent out from nature, proper
timing finds a couple players...
One was here,
getting not ult or pass the 100 thieves
Turn this round in their favor.
In the favor of 100 Thieves who've...
Contact play is crazy here!
Oh, I love this!
Oh he saw him right? Did he? No, he didn't.
Oh my god.
I mean, Superman didn't see him.
Wow.
What a call here.
He has Sobol too.
I don't know how he can use it though.
I don't care how much
I like that butterfly vandal did.
I'm putting on guys after today.
Ooh, look at this.
It's like the fucking Lotus setup.
Nerd.
Nerd. wears off nerd could be able to blind both these players joker doesn't want to dash out behind this with the tailwind i'm sure
is That was on him. Oh no, how terrible.
That one's close!
Yes! Oh, Ben's over there. Y'all almost hit that shot though.
Oh my god.
Yeah.
Oh my god.
Right next to his head.
Yeah dude, twine.
Here they see Jimmy.
Oh yeah.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. was made on by as well
give up the smallest of angle and it's been exploited by a hundred thieves
they'll make them progress in through tree
then break up that crossfire with a plus flank
draw finds that one and misses the crucial shot on the corner
and initially it's their contact through Maine That Superman is just
Is there like a British country singer?
Like
You ever heard somebody sing
Like a country tune, melody
Cadence
But in a British voice?
I gotta hear that.
Nah, most of the UK rappers...
I don't know about Singer.
I fuck with that guy since we see you did. Yeah...
That's true!
Accents tend to get lost from singing
You can get applause by the way Nice to know he's got the bandwidth here
To hype up the crowd.
This guy is talking to a crowd in the hot time.
Is that legal?
And this guy doesn't want to do it.
There's a bit left in there.
What do you want us to do? You don't wanna put a camera on that?
Wait is he pressing someone in the crowd?
He's pressing someone and like- Oh it's Shanks!
Okay I see, I'm blinded
Okay I'm blinded
Wait I got blinded. Can I fucking run our test, bro? The best part is that they look like they're hitting each other.
Okay, I haven't seen it though.
He goes into his cancelling headset on Buccio.
He could only guess what Shanks was saying.
We'll have a second paid event.
Buccio versus Shanks out in the car park later after the show
oh it's a tech pause I'm actually zoned out
seven to three is the score line how did these have strung four out of the last five rounds together and enter this one?
Well with an alchemist and the hunter's fury blade storm for cryo
Is it a fast hit it might be why
Slam on attack fast hits it might be why We save them Oh Yeah, I think they're close here for 100 of these really just watches
the kale fucking res fuck old is so useful i know my simple jack be saying
that but like you just don't get that much usage at least in the pencil that i play in
i hear you they need this last one it
makes a big difference yeah no llama for nature
whatever he feels like five holes He's had at least two, probably three.
Ain't nobody going back there after a res dude ain't no way.
I'm one of them too, I'll leave you for dead.
That's the problem
with that's why people don't play kale and rank
in-game res we'll have to change superman
all right definitely a resume rock solid beast that's because your shooter
territory That's because you're a shooter, Terry. We need you on the front line, Greg.
Can't have you fucking deal with that type of grunt work.
Someone runs in for the love of God.
Like I fucking hear something. Razzed him. God Yeah above it anyway. Superman has to be so patient here.
He's gonna test this though.
Oh my god, the patience
paid off so much!
That was sick, that was sick, yeah.
Oh God!
Oh God!
He lost the ability to dash away because of that well-placed
knife from arsenal falling apart for eeg i'm not gonna lie nine three half anything's possible
on those james nine rounds on the center attack is just so strong.
Some great calling from Busey, and frankly, it was a very straightforward half.
They really just had free reign over the B site.
Nothing's something about it, Wyatt.
It was a reinvention of the wheel.
Chill, bro.
Oh my god, why work?
You know, man this is gonna sound...
It could sound stupid and maybe unimportant but
I don't know if it's like an observer issue, but for some reason
to me
probably the map and how its laid out
compared to others, but it's so much easier
to follow what is happening on Ascent
compared to some of the maps I was watching
earlier, I don't know if it's because...
It's a beautiful layout.
It's a way cleaner layout.
Very sure forward.
Let's fucking go boys. Good luck. What the fuck? 9-3 for 100p.
Peter, what the fuck? You can't be changing up the vibes like that!
We lose pistol and we're coming
throwing tomatoes at you.
Oh, shit! It is a simple map I suppose
Yeah in comparison to
like Lotus or...
I don't know even the new meta that's coming out of this?
You kidding me?
That's the weird part man.
It's like you already have such creative abilities
that can really warp and like alter the game.
You think what would make more sense is for the majority of the match to be as simple as possible.
I think they just want chaos though, I think we want people to go insane right?
Chaos on the maps, chaos on the agents.
Yeah i feel like there's got to be a balance though.
There has to be a balance yeah.
And that balance is pretty hard to achieve.
That's the only issue with more agents coming into the game at a certain point
you just can't control the chaos.
It might already be too far gone.
Nah.
But it'll be cool to see though.
I do really wish
we could see a variety
in it.
I'm not saying it's a problem and i understand that
every uh like class of character needs to be
used but i really do miss like the double duelist
oh i thought you were gonna say a new class or a new role
imagine that if anything i wish there were less roles and more
me and here are the same, bro. We don't like change.
Yeah.
The game is just so beautiful and fun and addicting I-I just feel like if everybody had one less ability or...
This round was so important in cryo he's been great all
game i had doubts i can't even do it after playing make
make the abilities more like alts where you really have to choose your spots
correctly and properly for it to be useful.
Yeah, I hear you. You're basically trying to get more gunplay than abilities.
But yeah...
When you put it simply like that i sound
like a fucking you know close-minded i love valentine
it's legitimately probably one of my favorite game if not my favorite game
i've ever played but
there are just so many moments where you feel like you made the right play and
you did something to take advantage of the situation and you
you did everything right and then all of a sudden
you're just getting hit with a fucking Omen blind
to a fucking
Viperol goddamn
whatever. There's so many variables. You've seen there's
almost too many variables. That's the point I'm trying to make.
Yeah. Yeah. too many variables that's the point I'm trying to make.
It is chaotic though,
The only thing I would say is that could apply to any game honestly
where you're at an advantage and you still lose
that's the position bro that guy yelling it's his second time i thought something was going
out of my house wherever he said so make me tweak for apoc who was just on the eg reserve roster last
year three monkeys are crazy now avengers mode where all the characters are juiced. All the agents are juiced.
Come back on or no?
Double hell?
Oh, really?! He got mollied!
Awwww shit... oh smashing that's it oh Yeah, that was detrimental. You know what happened right? The molly was heaven I believe and it just got him down below.
Really?
Yeah so we've got both spots.
I fucked up. We're all of our back players in the head of the case, you know that.
Very good. through all of our back players could be the beginning of something for them
there were a lot of back and forth
thrifties namely two of them
back and forth early on in that forth top that were both big momentum shifters 100 thieves bustio has
the lone sheriff for the most part both these teams throughout this series have
been opting for the five classics only.
Okay let's see how easy you've put them out here.
It's another game where we need to see Jorgamo get going.
Quiet, very quiet first half often getting caught out by these fast hits from the thieves
without their 800 it's only nice today. Saving my flash for later.
We're going to have to use that molly for wine though since they didn't have it.
Good clear, good clearing, good clearing.
They are walking into the stack so kind of unlucky here but let's see if they commit
oh it's risky around being late yeah Not sure about who might be dead. Asuna might actually assume that he's in hell, close to it at least.
Oh wait!
Oh wait!
Did they reset here? 45 seconds times low?
They're gonna force the issue.
Alright, this is kinda scary now.
Oh, this is kinda scary now! Catches them in that position they were routed to.
Oh, this is kind of scary now! Aw, this is kinda scary now!
They don't have Paranoia's though too!
This is scary!
Come on baby, give me something yes Oh, gosh. Wait. I'm playing with him.
Oh no!
They made that work?
They made that work?!
Oh man,
I got so awkward bro.
We got no value
out of that blind. He had to jump into the smoke to try to get a
kill yeah under two though very slow really shut ag down it's doable open the door for us He should have a shooter, come on. Oh dude he's a pixel off
I think he did blind didn't he?
Not a bad eco though
Really good, really good. He takes it nine times out of ten all the times his disposition is so cold.
It's too early to buy them.
Oh I see.
Even he always had like this mint green
or whatever they got on there?
They've been known for their blue
I kinda like it You know that went back to the old logo, right?
Saw that.
Yeah no, I definitely saw that.
Honestly now that they have
the old logo back...
I don't even remember what the fuck their last logo looked like now. Yeah, it wasn't...
People didn't really like it. very quickly now onto charge mo we're still wishing he had a vandal
kind of like the contents bro every time a new game comes out they just want to
change it because they want to make it their own
that logo is iconic Paranoia for EU? Oh, that hit him?!
I know he's here.
Aw, he crashed into you with the KO Flash!
Damn...I think it was hard.
It was hard. Nelson is aware superman down to 10 after those couple shots that came in from busio
remember Let's be your spam from Stanford Sam, I guess Time to win say the opera they're gonna lock him in. I think
Through the timing is so bad. The timing is so bad the timing is
so bad probably so sad right now situation hits
oh my god That is not good, brother.
Yeah, that's not good.
Waited too long? They were saving at that point for sure. Why can't it just be fucking easy dude?
Feel that.
Oh this one is awful in games until I actually like got last map that
frankly Still gotta lead though. Yeah, I know. Got him! What? and take his place
got him what oh my god he's down forward Yeah, that helped out a lot.
Got a Vandal in their hands as well?
I mean, he's keeping them.
The Batman spoiler was crazy.
Maybe it was the situation of dodging the solo though.
Yeah, I don't know. Hard.
Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't.
Alarmbot deep. Over to you Alarm bot deep through mid here EGS slowing it down
Still the alarm box either will herald a false position and yo
He's like out
What big brother moment? Big brother moment.
He didn't hear it!
Oh my god he didn't hear it!
What's going on?!
Those headphones really are soundproofed.
He's got a attack side on this Fury. He's got both.
Apoth has gotten in the speedway already.
Nature.
That's crazy by nature.
And he got scanned?
Did they know
he was there?
How'd they know
he was here?
I don't know what to do.
This Vandals
Every business is that's a shock darts
they are Molly winner each yeah ball yeah again the time of these you have to get involved Yeah, Molly. Yeah, Molly, yeah. We ain't got a Molly no more!
Oh no, I like that swing though, all three. Man, I guess with that one way there what are you gonna do?
Fuck me!
Was Derek smoked off right there?
Yeah.
Do you think they had time to wait it out or something
going up against this old team this year on e-chief, Derek has surpassed himself 100 times in every single statistical category.
Last year lost his game to Luster as this upcoming scary....in the region that absolutely
and has re-found himself on EG
under Potter's leadership...
He came into this year hungry with a chip
on his shoulder with lots a lot to prove.
The AWP needs to get active?
Yeah.
They're playing pretty safe here.
Cryo's picked up the AWPerator now. I'm playing pretty safe here.
Is that a mod for wine? Or fur... one of the most dominant defensive offers specifically in the game. His consistency at
finding kills, holding angles
is if not
highest in the world among the highest
This might be an alchemist here in
detroit some of that killed your utility already
got ambushed bro yeah Shoot!
Aw, missed the timing.
Oh, big shot!
Big shot, big hole, that was big. Hanged it really well.
Got the kill and got out.
Kind of got to kill him with a digital.
That was huge.
Yeah.
Fantastic on that back swing.
That was big.
That was big.
That's a flawless two.
Oh my god.
Flawless is bad. He can do it just as well.
A tight angle from Cryo.
Those are the situations where he thrives.
We haven't gotten to see him off in this series just yet. He's been on smokes both other maps
Oh, wow
Is where he takes over the game
Looks scary they got past busio who's watching that's what got one different vanity yeah exactly great anchoring
that round there from 100 thieves bang sticking back there towards hell i think to play off a
cryo no shenanigans towards amain on that round and this is definitely going to precipitate a timeout
buster thankful for the opportunity back on his feet he goes
jesus they're headed into this one on a bad buy
they've had i want all of them to stand up at this point.
Fuck it.
Someone's going to join him?
Hey, shit, man.
I'm surprised he doesn't stand
the hell up there though because when you get comfortable in your setup...
Like, I guess you readjust quickly.
Like, I feel like when I'm adjusting to how it feels,
I want to keep that growth.
Yeah, exactly.
Nah, dude. I 100% agree. Sometimes... yeah exactly in these last couple of rounds no dude i 100 agree sometimes i go to the go to the bathroom and come back be like wait into this someone's off here either Yeah
Chaldea mo is opting actually for a full armor. All right
100 credits see a little nicer blade storm so hoping that you know at the very least can find a kill we'll have that available for the next buy round it's a hail mary
of some other standards quite intimidating for the enemy team though.
Yeah, I agree it's way too intimidating.
Let's make it a rule. Can't stand.
Wow they're already broke on EG? Damn!
Those rounds were close to be fair
well that flawless round yeah it's noticeable
Superman did get pinged out by that owl drone that came up me and now you know cryo has this house locked
You just cannot feel comfortable peeking anything smoke him off this angle up down up down contacting pushing like that completely off the menu time now under one minute what is going on with eg i actually don't know
what they're waiting for.
Shit, I dunno...
I ain't asking questions.
Big dagger!
Oh!
What in the hell dude?
Brought to his knees again!
Brought to your knees!
He really needed him to be the star to stand up!
He said he's on the ground. We're down to 33 seconds. the star to stand up They scan both. What do they do? 20 seconds guys, we gotta go B!
Oh god are they saving?
Are they going A?
They're going B?! Where are they going?
It's no time
He wants to go back in and then he went back to you. That was a little confusing.
I don't know what happened there,
it over-cooked a little bit.
I know I've had a doula-star round then, but...
I think they should roll back every nerf they made to Jett.
Say it louder for the people in the back, bro!
Bro there was something about this game and
listen i know jet was like unbelievably overpowered and dealing with a jet off
was so annoying but like sometimes like that overpower is it's what makes the game fucking interesting to watch
I know it comes down to one guy trying to make an impact but
The moments you would have when JetObs was taking control
is so much fun to watch.
Yeah, I know what you mean.
You mean just the pace of the game felt different?
Yeah, I mean
I like the fact that there's so much teamwork.
But to be honest with you, it's harder
to watch when everything is kind of happening
at just one moment.
Not every round is just a full execute
of that.
The rounds are very chaotic as more agents get added
like even sometimes i have a hard time keeping track of what's going on. It's going crazy.
This guy is staring at the mini-mag, that's why. There are three on here!
Oh yeah they're getting c. Oh, that's good.
Oh, nice pass.
This girl is having a game right now.
Yeah.
He's been at the right spots too.
Every time he's been
at the right spot.
That was... the precipice of making playoffs 100 points burgeoning with confidence from derek for not three hunters fury in this
series five kills with them and none of those
ends up being a round win converted as Oh, bro.
I know that
I'm wrong and I know
that I don't...
I'm like a fucking rat
in the animal kingdom
when it comes to understanding value.
Based on the maps, the meta all these things dude just watching Cryo on his jet off man
So much fun
He's so good at it
I love that motion there.
So, that's why he wanted the jetball. Now I'm starting to understand him.
Did I make a dead obvious? the blades is what george had to fall back on otherwise it's a bucket did i make that out of these can repeat history to keep his team in the game
watch my man let down smokes you want to lay down and fucking train tracks.
Oh, let's go Peter!
Oh my god imagine...
Aw, Jock can't get the roll takes in. Oh it's over GG!
Damn! GG. And no, the squad is so far away!
He doesn't have ult to go and get it!
This is all but done bro.
Nothing's gonna happen this time.
The last guard gentlemen
Aw shit that was getting scary that's called
the Oh, what a relief bro! Let's fucking go man.
Damn...
I just tried to EG though they played really well not gonna lie
thanks john had a slower match than usual to close it out unfortunately
but i do think they put up a good fight definitely
it's just been so players that were either unknown or counted out to the top.
So close to doing it again and falling so short
100 Thieves, 100 Thieves! Locked in.
I'm happy for the guys, dude.
I know they slumped a little bit.
There was a little bit of high and a little bit of low but
They kinda settled down and got comfortable again.
Some big wins down the stretch.
Yeah.
That was tense too.
A lot of pressure.
It turned up. That was a good fight by EG too.
That wasn't even an easy game right there.
Probably it was not.
No, EG looked good the whole time.
Honestly...
EG looked like they were in control for a good part of this match
like that was even when we were waiting on a scent i felt like it was closer than
what it was closer than it was. And then, yeah, got in a couple of rounds closer.
Yeah, that's why we're going to put the big chase.
Yeah.
You go, Terry?
Can you get so qualified now they can't? It's safe against him. He's had a tough time so far in stage 2.
Is he going to still qualify?
No, they can't.
It's done.
It's done because even if they win their next match, 100 Thieves have the head-to-head.
So it's done though
to the top it looked like they were out for a moment this stage started so shaky
for them i mean a loss to the winless furia. No chance stood against Lev,
and now...
When do playoffs start here?
Do you know?
Playoffs start... I'm going to play right now know
we're gonna head down to the stage now with van silly for the bryce July 17th.
All right. I'm going to piss my pants.
One sec.
No worries.
Bangs what a quick turnaround you guys have had in the past two weeks but this game was an important one.
A do or die basically a repeat of like let's say that game that you had against
in my last year, but there had to be
some pressure building up to this day.
There was definitely some pressure for sure, but we tried our best
not to worry about it. I think we handled it pretty well and
going on to the stage once you
sat down, you had to walk in
that nervousness even come up
more for you? I mean honestly
the way our coaches like just guide us in the game.
We don't really worry too much about that kind of stuff.
We just play to try and have fun.
Try to pay as best valor as possible that we can
And we don't really worry too much about the stakes
and that kind of stuff.
Well speaking about the stakes and that kind of stuff. Well, speaking about
conversations with the coach, we had a conversation
with Coach Ziggs after
Map 1, and you guys basically
let Lotus go through it. He mentioned to me
you guys don't like to play Sunset pretty much, but
if we look back at a couple of weeks
EG played Furia on
those two maps, on Lotus and Bind
was the preparation going around
watching that VOD and trying to find ways to almost anti-strap evil
auntie for sure we were watching their vlogs you're trying to you know get as much so we can
as much info as we can but But obviously, like I guess...
I mean the way that our coaching staff works is
there's definitely some anti
but it's mostly just play around game
and try to focus on us
and not really too much on enemy.
Alright, and focus on your own game
without the conversation as well
because you get into
You get onto a third map of Ascent. It's a map that has never been played by EG
in Stage 2. So what was the conversation with the coaching staff then?
Like I said we don't have any VODs on them.
Let's play our own game.
Let's do what we do
because we're definitely
a good Ascend team for sure.
We're very confident in our Ascend
so that's as simple as that.
For sure.
Well,
the job's not done though
because now at least you've locked in
in that race with sentinels going toe-to-toe on who could get
the most circuit points to guarantee
that first spot.
So next week, there's still a play around and I'm playing all over again into both likely
and that's against loud and loud.
Most recently conversation from the fan base is like older they're like wounded because And Loud most recently, you know the conversation around
the fan base is like oh they're wounded because
they don't have a duelist so they're still trying
to figure things out.
But in your shoes as a professional player
what can you tell us about Loud?
Are they actually a very tough opponent
to play against? They are a very tough opponent to play against?
They're definitely a tough opponent to play against, you can never underrate them honestly.
Even though they don't have a duelist, they still have a really solid team and roster
I mean we are going to care in the match, we going to play like because we need that point for sure.
So it's important to us to win that next match as well.
It's not like we're not worrying about it.
And awesome.
And lastly, you know, there's going to be a lot of seedings
going through depending on what matches
with the results will be at the end of week number five.
Yeah, I think.
But who would you like to play against
if it's not gonna be Leviathan
because they're pretty much guaranteed first
at this point?
I honestly don't care that much about who you play against
i don't really care is everything gonna be easy for banging 100 thieves if you had a hundred percent
kill assist ratio on Ascent? Damn.
Okay, that's pretty nice. Not gonna lie.
That's crazy!
Wait, that's crazy when Astuna had a 100% kill assist trade participation in that match.
That's insane!
I'm pretty sure that means on every
kill that happened,
either he got an assist
or traded it
or got the kill. how's that even physically possible i think
that's what that means right i mean you tell me i'm pretty sure at the beginning of a round
or every round that happens sorry sorry not every kill. Every kill is crazy
it's every round. Every round
oh my god
what am I saying? Every kill would be crazy
every round makes way more sense
every kill makes way more sense. Fire Re-Kill
Nah, but that's slow nuts though
That's slow nuts
24 assists by the way
Didn't even notice that during the game. Not gonna lie. Why is it so quiet?
I can hear the voices in my head.
It's so quiet.
Did I see Bustillo's tweet?
Nah, hold on.
Let's check out the tweets in a sec.
I'm going to turn some music on because the voices are getting louder and louder and louder
and louder louder
hey you're gonna all right good child that heard that
hey how are you jay live i can't tell Heard that Are you jet lagged?
I can't tell if I'm jet lagged
Or I'm sick, I don't know
You're just all fucked up
Yeah
Playing sleep to me is like drunk
sleep. It don't really count for nothing
You might have slept a little bit here and there but
that body didn't get what it was
supposed to get out of it it.
You know I'm kind of in a weird place when my boy Rambo Jambo gets 100 subs and I'm not
fucking bouncing off the walls.
Rambo the walls rambo jambo who's that oh no don't worry about him you don't want to know
yo i'm not gonna lie matt you make some references and
i just wish i just knew what you were
talking about sometimes but I got no fucking clue
what you're saying brother
I don't either bro
I'm just gonna let you know, half the time
you make those references
I'm just nodding and smiling and that's Half the time, you make those references.
I'm just nodding and smiling and that's crazy, bro.
No, but that's why we love you, man, because
you kind of just go with the flow. Like, I'd rather
you give me a that's crazy
brother than just be silent.
Yeah. give me a, that's crazy brother. And just be silent. I just wanted to clear the air there.
No,
I don't think that was one of those things that just doesn't need to be said
man,
because half the time,
like I'll say something on my stream while watching with you and i'll
mute up be like oh god this guy probably hates me How many voices you got talking up in here?
You got a self-dialogue?
Yeah.
I mean, let's hear the interview, but... You know, a lot of people don't have self-dialogue? Yeah. I mean, let's hear the interview, but...
You know a lot of people don't have self-dialogue.
What are you doing?
Hugging my shit.
Is your yank in that thing?
Yeah, dude. Gotta get the poison
out. Wait, Rambo Jambo
with the 50 gifted?
Oh, wait, wait! Oh, Rambo
Jambo, that's you?!
And now you know. Now I'm getting the references, bro.
I'm starting to see the light.
I'm starting to see the light, brother.
That's my dog right there, brother.
Hey, okay. Someone in my chat
said react to the sketch news. Matt, I don't know if you talked about this but I can't believe this is getting blown out of proportion like this. Is this not kinda crazy? I don't know.
Why is this guy
catching so much heat?
I think everybody's
kind of on his side now,
but you know,
it's just like
when you're the biggest
in the game
and something like that happens
people are going to
talk about it.
He's getting a lot of backlash there. That's the part that I don't
understand.
Yeah, I mean, it's the internet
bro. Young kids
it's unavoidable but
I'm happy that Banks and Faze had his back.
Yeah.
Like I feel terrible that he's got to feel this way.
It's not like,
yeah.
Yeah.
I completely agree with you.
I really do.
It's hella weird to
change up on him
after hearing that
so hopefully his
friends at least
are on his,
I mean hopefully his friends are supportive.
I don't know.
I think they are man.
I'm not sure if you saw but when the news broke
and all these things started leaking, he left like
the FaZe house and went to the airport without telling
anybody. And then the FaZe guys found
out they told Banks like hey check in on him
and they convinced him to come back
right as you and I started the watch party, he went on stream
and basically said that he was...
Yeah, if
like, he only had two options
in his head, and one of them
just was not
it wasn't good like
the boys definitely reached out and
I don't think anybody is
mad at him or
he's a good guy he's done mad at him or it's just the internet.
He's a good guy.
Think about how quickly,
how big he got
and every clip I've seen of him
somebody going up to him
he's always got a smile
asking you know
taking photos.
It's like some people get famous on the internet
that definitely don't deserve it or...
I mean, maybe they fucking deserve it
because of the work they put in
but then they end up being a piece of shit.
This guy has been nothing but
humility and just being nice
to everybody, so I don't even get
why people are all up on him about it.
Yeah, I agree.
I agree.
Yeah, I agree. I agree.
Yeah, I agree with this guy in my chat. It ended up being like actually a very heartwarming day
like everybody's got sketches back. his bag
yeah I mean I don't know him but he does he does seem like a genuine dude absolutely brother yes brother
this guy
has been more impactful
than fucking COVID at this point, dude.
He's got like every guy in the world talking like that and has...
I can't stop.
No matter how many times people have told me like,
Dude, you gotta give it a rest.
They said, no thank you really I mean if you
think it's funny then fuck it that's how I see it at least
I don't even I don't even care if it's fun anymore
I just enjoyed enjoy talking like that
for some reason. That's what I'm saying to me, it's funny.
Hell yeah, bro.
Yes, brother.
I only do yes, brother.
Yo, Tarek, no bullshitik no bro you know what you need to do was that and you are you streaming tomorrow yeah can
you do a whole stream where you play on Oxxy's DPI and Sense, and don't change it?
What is his DPI and Sense?
800 DPI.23
That's slow as shit.
I know bro but i would just love to watch you play on it.
Wait, how is he entering on that?
I didn't know his sense was that low.
That's wild, man.
Bro, I mean Leaf used to do the same thing.
Yeah, Yeh as well.
1-8.
Yeh was on 2-7 which is a little faster but...
Lee's on point.18?
Isn't someone on point two? Who's on point two?
Demon1 was on point two
That was demon one right?
Damn bro look at us
fucking keeping track of their sense and shit some nerds shape for real oh hell yeah I just ordered a new mouse pad today. What'd you get?
The Type 99?
Uh,
I got another Rogue.
Rogue?
Yeah,
SRE whatever.
I got too much Chick-fil-A sauce and fucking
nut on this thing.
I could have cleaned it,
but that would have taken too much effort.
I'm like Justin Bieber out here, just
a new pair of underwear every day. I ain't doing no fucking laundry.
Somebody said
brother what? Listen man, I got dude.
I bet I could test every single one of you like a forensics labs and I'm gonna find
.01% nuts somewhere on every single one of you.
On the pad until marks on all you
your beat it out your setup bro now i mean sometimes nah
haley cass is not on the actual computer, bro!
Not on the computer or phone, I ain't that dumb.
You don't got incognito?
What do you mean you're not that dumb?!
If you're at your best, you might as well use the computer.
Yo, separation of church and state, dude.
This is where I'm not placing work on it fucking.
Hell no, dude.
What did you say?
Church and state?
Yeah. When keeping it real
goes wrong,
God damn.
I can't wait for you to slip up, bro.
You're over here talking about incognito mode.
It only takes one day, one chance,
one bus for you to fuck it all up.
What do you mean one bust?
One bust in what?
Bust the move.
I don't know.
Fucking what?
Context clues, brother.
Yo, Oxxy's chat's listening to you about yesterday's stream?
Nah, you're lying.
Hey.
I'm a band of motherfuckers that are snitching.
I'm gonna get their names one by one right now.
Well, it's Eric. I mean, I would stop
taking these names down.
Me being a
pissed little player, I would never
give you social pressure and make you feel guilty for not playing with me.
So if you don't play on your main and shit...
Next time you are on your main though check out my uh my match history and the day after you and i played
bro i turned everything around i had it coming to jesus moment man what's that supposed to mean
that i brought you down or i built you up well that one day we played i actually i'm not gonna lie like it was
all fun and games but as a competitor it was not fun or games i was actually pissed, dude.
I hit the range fucking A-blast.
I woke up at like
5 a.m.
the next day
like I was
fucking Rocky, dude.
Just swiping the...
You gotta at least do some cardio.
What you mean?
Like if you're not going to the gym,
you know?
Fuck are you talking about?
You know how many swipes per second I have?
That's enough to get the heart pumping.
What are you talking about, Tinder?
What the fuck?
I'm married, brother.
I ain't one of your fucking jabroni friends.
Jabroni friend is crazy!
I got a baby, dude. What you got, man?
What are you talking about swipes per second?
On the mouse pad with my mouse because my sense is so low. You fucking
moron. Nah, I don't know.
I don't buy it bro. I'm going to tell Haley
that you're saying this stuff.
Why are you snitching bro? That's weird.
Oh gosh, I pill attack anybody man that says they don't snitch on their boys or their
wife dude, I'll sell you down the fucking river.
I don't give a fuck.
I ain't getting in trouble for your shit.
Oxxy's talking to me?
What game?
If you ain't talking about your wife and everything going on in your head, I promise you bro.
Just follow him on the chat.
I don't follow him.
I'll tell ya that.
You're mostly a good man.
I'll take that. I'll take that,
I'll take mostly.
What's going on?
Hey man,
we gotta...
I know it's only been
a week since
I brought it up,
how are we gonna
find you this wipe?
Yo,
can we do
20 versus 1 for you and I set it up? Bro, Yo, can we do 20 versus 1 for you?
Can you stop with the life, bro?
Cypher!
I didn't say shit.
Actually, I don't have any problems in my life.
Yo, damn it up! I'm telling you bro your problems are easier to deal with
What's going on right now all those all those like late nights lonely thoughts other things
put that on your girlfriend if she handles the ring and then all of a sudden you got duo queue instead of solo man. It's great.
There's a game to get down with
you fucking nerd.
I don't know what he said.
I heard that brother.
That's crazy bro.
I just want you to be happy 24-7. That's crazy bro. I just wanna see-
I just want you to be happy 24x7 dude
That's all I'm asking
Just kidding
Calm down
You gotta
Wake up and smell the roses man
This ain't no romcom
You gotta go out lookin'
I mean it'll happen when it happens
But we gotta We gotta put a little effort in.
Okay okay, but be honest Tarek if you could come back right now who do you think your different?
When I get to Texas you're coming out with me and Haley and she's gonna wingman for ya.
What did he say?
I don't know what he just said.
Alright.
Oh God, bro.
She'll find you the one
and if she ain't the one
at least she'll find you
a good time.
Oh my god. If she needs one, at least she'll find you a good time.
You bro? Yup. Nah nah the thing is that me and you are kind of similar in the sense that we know we are both him.
Wait, is chat correct?
Taric probably has a girl low-key. Are you hiding her from us?
No, I don't got to go right now.
Hey, listen to it. Taric had Nah, I don't gotta go right now. I like that, see? Hey!
Hey listen to it!
Tarak has been an illusional for a long time.
I'm not talking about-
I don't wanna talk about personal life on stream.
Oh damn man.
Sense of the topic bro! Sense of the topic bro! Oh damn man, what happened to the parents? If you got 22k subs imagine if you had a girl social relationship.
Let's talk about Gracie.
How is she doing?
She's doing great man. Six months?
Oh yeah, I know.
We think she's like a day or two away from being able to
sit up by herself. No joke?
Hey! Hear me out.
Usually kids will start walking when they're around the age of one.
I got Gracie walking at 10 months.
Put money on it.
On God?
On God.
I mean she definitely – I can tell she's gonna be smart. She got a focus about her
You know every parent says it which I'm not saying they're wrong
True!
No this is it feel like she might take over the world and some shit.
I better treat her right.
I dunno if Grissy fucked with you though.
Not gonna lie bro.
That's crazy yeah I walk in a room
She starts smiling
She don't know any better yet.
I got every sound effect under the book dude.
I've got all these different movements
She'll start swinging her arms, smiling and laughing.
I'm sorry your mom's been a huge bitch today but trust me it's not going to get
any better.
I don't know what he's talking about again.
Marty like
pitting her against
me and my wife it's great
I feel like you're the odd man out in that family
bro hell no
bro here's the thing my wife wanted a daughter but
it tends to be
you know, daddy's girl
like mama's boy
daddy's girl, that exists because
its true My wife even said it, she was much closer with her dad that exists because it's true.
My wife even said she was months closer with her dad than her mom
It's going to be a long story chat
Buckle up, buckle up
Practice for volleyball
softball, fucking golf tennis.
I'm going to go get her ice cream cone,
cheeseburger for mom's telling
if she can't do something,
I'm gonna go around her back
and tell her no Gracie you can.
It's cool.
Good cop bad bad cop, man.
Type shit?
Damn, I can't believe you deflected it.
Made me start thinking about how much
I love my daughter and shit. That's crazy.
Look at this,
I'm getting roasted on my own Reddit. No more posting
on my Reddit. That's enough out of you guys, bro.
Are you gonna go play Val?
I'm about to play some Elden Ring a little bit
Well what are you doing right now right now. I was just browsing
What are you doing?
Just kind of sitting here trying to think
of jokes to spin your way, I don't know.
That's cool.
I'm about to go play, I think what are you gonna play?
These nuts yeah
Daddy
You and your wife got to be a committed front that's what she keeps saying but I
don't buy it
taggy take Twitter give me one guess of what you think is going to be in my
balance store right now.
Neon Frontier.
I already own that.
Reaver?
I got it.
Alright, you're rich bro, we get it.
Fucking two bundles, bro.
Oh, it's piss.
Never mind.
2-1
Evil Geniuses. Thank god I left that org.
That's what Busio tweeted.
What are your thoughts on that, Nisha?
Answer wisely, bro.
You got a reputation
to uphold here.
How can I ruin it?
Let's see.
I got nothing, bro.
Really? You got nothing bro really? you got nothing?
y'all always got something bro
I ran this content joke into the ground
if he thought
14 hour content day was bad just made till we do a 24-hour
celebratory stream Rosa no comment oh you've been tweeting anything good lately?
Nah man my Twitter game's
Been dry as fuck lately
We gotta both get a guy actually
No no no
You don't want a guy for your Twitter.
It's got to come from the
heart, Tarek. I used
to tweet a lot more, but...
You've got some pictures, some highlights,
some complaints. You've got a little bit of everything, bro.
I'm not going to lie here.
No, no, no.
Everybody's getting bad.
I'm getting a bad rap, bro.
What is this?
I made two complaint tweets
in the last...
Bro, you can search my Twitter.
I don't ever complain
to brands like that.
Find 100 Thieves Bundle. But as soon as you got it your own flesh and
blood being affected by the man in the corporate suits like you just you just turn into a karen
and you gotta hold them accountable.
I can't help it.
I got to post random shit more.
Yeah, what about some fucking risque photos from the gym?
You got to hit like the Vinnie Hacker.
Nah, I got to hit like the vinnie hacker nah i gotta find a new and find a new niche
niche what do you think you don't do anything other than play video games i got bad news for your brother he ain't got a niche that they that niche in the niche no more
yo yo can we get this guy video games and breathing
that's it
and a couple dumbbells here there
I lift dumbbell
hey man
it's okay
there's pride in that.
You should have sent them.
They're good.
What?
Oh, yeah, they are good. What? Oh, yeah.
They are good.
I know social media is real good.
Yeah.
I'm not going to lie.
It's pissed me off for the last three years.
Good.
Because that's how we keep it so good.
Keep you angry.
Yeah,
yeah,
yeah,
that's how she goes.
All right,
brother.
Well,
the sun's getting real low,
big guy.
All right.
It's been really fun.
Have fun casting spells, dude.
I'm going to go fucking...
You're going to go cast spells as well?
I'm going to get flamed by a 16-year-old for going double negative on Jet.
He's right. Insta lock lot of it's like random, bro
You're him
Nah, dude. I bet I'm a clove main now my
You're gonna play four games tonight you're gonna go one in three you call her right now
How much if I go one and four?
Well knowing you, you'll force the issue.
So sort of a dice.
Yeah hey check my career history
I've actually been hitting final no bullshit.
That's one match MVP 2 3 4 5
You're being too easy on yourself bro
If you want to improve you gotta be hard on yourself
You know that How can i be hard on yourself, you know that.
How can I be hard on myself when I'm already so soft?
I have ED.
Okay. You want to talk about it, Tarek?
You want my D? What'd you say?
No, I want you to tell me why I don't have a D.
Okay. no i want you to tell me why i don't have a d
erectile is speaking hey you want to join my you want to join the front lines of the flaccid frontier uh we're recruit we're
looking i'm already tier three
brother all right all right it's all making sense dude good night peace
we're in Alright, I'll see you later. Peace.
We're in.
Holy fuck bro, couldn't get rid of that guy, eh?
Bro's like What's something that sticks to you and just
You can't... Is it a maggot?
What is it called? I don't know. Whatever the fuck they're called, bro
Type shit bro
Elite Shadid, oh my god
Sloth type shit
You know?
I'm playing bro, Matt is actually hilarious even though I don't know what the fuck he's talking about half a time it still cracks me up and I don't know
why I think I'm just easy to make laugh but
I want to point that out to myself already know that point it out to you rather so so so I don't know.
Aren't you like 30? Why are you talking like an 18 year old type shit in quotes.
Yo, if you want to fight just say you wanna fight bro.
You don't gotta type all this dude are you coming at me bro But if you're Jax, my bad.
Hey!
Hey, you're right brother.
Absolutely brother.
I'm not gonna lie to you.
I'm just gonna say that I'm a little bit scared of the game. I don't know why. I mean, it's like... Hey, you're right brother. Hey, you're right brother
Absolutely brother hey really
Hey brother you could have her hey
You can have hers crazy. You can have hers, it's crazy. You can have her, it's crazy though.
Shit... Alright! Where the fuck we going?
Where the fuck are we going?
Dude I can't believe I'm still playing this game.
It's actually crazy.
I'm kinda hooked though, not gonna lie.
It's been fun.
Okay I just... Okay.
The sad part is that, like...
It's kind of sad.
I don't really know what the fuck is going on in the sense of a lot of things, really. But
what I do know is that if there's a boss
imma take him down.
I know I got that dog in me. And i'm here for that
I'm here to beat the boss's asses
But there will come a time where, probably can't beat him
Man should I give up now? Do I give up now?
Do i give up now before the inevitable happens?
Because there will become a time
where the boss is too strong.
Do i give up while im up? Or do i give up while i'm up?
Or do I give up while i'm down
Counter Oh shit, hold on.
Counter's up guys.
Locking.
I'm gonna go for the counter. Counter's up guys. Locking.
Wrong counter, my bad. Okay, chat.
I've got a travel date coming up soon.
Can't say what or where yet, because I'm waiting.
But uh...I'll let you guys know.
Soon!
So very vague. Honestly didn't tell you.
Honestly would have been better if I didn't say anything at that point.
Soul we bro we know? What do you mean soul, we know.
What do you mean soul
bro?
We know champs is not
for another like three
years dude.
You guys don't know
bro.
You don't know it's
okay not to know
hey
sometimes even It's okay not to know. Hey!
Sometimes, even if you're curious hear me out on this
it's better for you
to not feed your brain
that information because then you'll get used to wanting
to always know the answer now someone out there's gotta know what
i'm talking about?
Whatever.
Fuck it, okay.
Like Drake!
No...
Oh, fuck.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Alright, where am I going chat?
Actually, I don't know where I'm going.
Can we get to the next boss? Apparently he's like 20 minutes away.
Oh my god this city is fucking huge. Linedale? This is just a bunch of people. This dude looks sick as fuck, yeah.
What the fuck is that?
A dragon?
Oh! Bitch!
I run this city. Shut your ass up. Oh shit.
Do I have to fight this guy or no?
Had to go.
Honestly, I couldn't react to that.
He's got sauce! Sit down buddy! open up the road.
We got an Elden Lord passing by.
You want some too? Hey, you're not dead. What was that sound?
I can't read it. Look at that. so Am I just raking my way through the city by the way?
I don't know if I'm going the right way, I'm just going with the flow.
Probably, I'm probably playing fine. It's probably fine. I mean, I want to get to the next boss but...
I guess we'll get there when we get there.
Wait what the fuck? Am I back where I started?
Okay. God damn it bro.
Oh shit! Wait, what the fuck? Am I back to where I started? Okay. God damn it bro
What the fuck is going on here Do I have to go the other way
I missed the lift? Oh, I see it.
Fuck.
Half 30k runes you're right.
I gotta level up.
Wait, I need to turn my auto-adds on before I forget.
Oh it's already on, okay.
Alright.
I think the list was here yeah there we go Watch this. Wait, are these guys already dead? Okay... that's just immature.
Oh!
I'm gonna die!
I'm gonna die!
Oh my god! Oh my god! oh yeah these guys already dead okay that's just immature
thousands of mature That was just immature, if I'm being honest with you.
What's his level? I think i'm like level 72 right now. Fuck, I didn't have enough protein today bro. I already ate all my protein bars so I'm kinda cooked. You dodged me?
Sir Frong?
Smoked brisket sandwich? Damn. Damn, son! What the fuck? Am I not streaming this week? No, I am.
But I will be gone on
one or two days which are to be determined Again, I don't know where I'm going right now so...yeah. I need more...
They really do beat these knights.
What do you mean, don't know?
I'm just running around.
I can level up, yes.
I'm looking for a grace.
Not this way.
Okay.
Line up.
Line up, Larry!
What was the item on that? It's a Dryadman. That's probably good. so Go to the dragon for a cool weapon? Okay, how do I get up there?
Bros for real speedrunning now? Pipe shit.
Get on your horse.
Oh, fuck.
I can't ride my horse here. Yeah, no. I'm just gonna kill this guy I guess. No, I gonna kill this guy.
I already killed this guy, fuck this. There's loot there though!
Fuck the loot bro!
We're outta here. I've run this city.
Do i have to go that way?
Fuck man. uh so uh god These fucking knights are gonna be the end of me.
I just don't understand anymore.
I need my runes. Oh my god, where am I?
No!
I have to run there?! oh
where's the music going so I'm going to the horse. Can't go on a horse, it doesn't let me.
Chill motherfuckers! I got no beef with you! Sigh... uh I'm going the right way.
Oh, fuck am I? so so Move!
Yo, where the fuck is the fucking loot? Where did I die?
Oh, I jumped from the house over here didn't
i but where did i go when i came here oh my god i fell
come on if i do, brother.
That over there... There we are. Okay, I found it.
Yo! Chuck! Okay. Can someone tell me where to go We're not doing this again, bro. But if you insist, we will!
Run off the dragon? How do I get to the dragon?
Dude, we can't get to the dragon bro.
Oh no! Oh my god. OH MY GOD!
GO TO THE BIG MAIN ROAD, I'M OUTTA HERE.
Run down to the right?
This way? Run down to the right?
This way?
Oh, I didn't load it up. Oh shit. okay hold on.
Death counter didn't update.
It should update now.
There we go.
Nope behind the other other oh my god
dude you guys just far off man i mean i'm trying to do a speed run here buddy kick rocks
do i go this way
why the fuck is the whole town chasing me?
Like what is going on out here? Where do I go? Where do I go, this way or the other way? Is a grace on the right of the road?
I need to grace badly.
I need to grace badly. I had to grace badly.
Other way?
It's too late, bro. We're committed, dude.
I can't go that way. I gotta find the shortcut.
What about this way?
I can't go the other way! There's too many mobs, bro. I can't get past them. Oh here we
go
My god I have two Oh my god.
I have too many runes, bro.
It's not safe.
Am I going this way or no, chat?
Oh god, it's that end. It's that end! It's that end! Out of here!
Fuck man I'm so lost
I'm starting to go schizo. I'm Just wanna go schizo, just wanna go schizo.
Why am I in the sewers?
What's happening right now?
This town is so big.
Where are you going? They told me to go this way,
I just took a shortcut.
Not a shortcut but
oh there it is i found the grace see I knew what I was doing.
What the fuck do you want? My utmost thanks for bringing me to the base of your earth.
Here, I can govern my own movement and thus...
The accord is fulfilled.
I shall depart to ascertain the purpose I was given.
Farewell.
I shall leave Torrent and the power to turn runes into strength here with you
i wish you luck in realizing your, you have fought long and hard. I have no doubt you will become Elden Lord. May you take the throne.
What? I'm an Elden lord now?
What's up, and you know
Matingless once yet again.
Oh my god!
My armor is better, I beat Radim.
Alright chat where do i go? Direction compass
We're walking to the wall. We're legit walking to the wall.
I mean, where the fuck can I go?
I can only go down here. Back to the sewers, back to the sewers we go. Out of my way, fucking rats.
Wait, we're in New York!
We're just missing items on purpose? No, I'm not.
This wasn't looking...
Wait is that a monster?
I already killed that guy is good. Hey, chill bro! Ladder ahead? Wait, W.
Wait this is the dragon you guys want me to go up right? so okay see map so I Speedrunning type shit. See you later, bud. so so Out of my fucking face.
I'm done with you fucking knights, dude!
These guys are causing
problems in the city bro
you're not lock on I can, I just choose not to when there's multiple mobs.
Boom!
Bet you guys didn't know about that one
all right fine i'll kill this guy so so so Oh, it's going schizo for realsies. Are you fucked in the head? I thought that was that.
I'm joking about the... I'm joking about that, it's not that serious.
Clearly it is for you.
The fuck is going on out of here, brother?
What the fuck is going on outta here?
I literally got shot in the head What the fuck is going on out of here?
I literally got shoved into a locker right there, no joke.
What do you mean what am i doing bro? Did you see how I died?
Nah, I'm not fighting him. Fuck it, it's not worth my sanity no?
I could kill him but...
I might kill him but... I'm gonna kill this guy instead.
What the fuck? Wait, they both are strong!
My runes! MY RUNES!
My runeeeeeesss MY BROOMS! Wait, why is it so strong!
Should I just kill that guy now?
I don't know if i can though
try again so so I just feel like you're doing a little too much for no reason right now, but maybe I'm so so I'm not sure if this is the best way to do it, but I think you can get a lot of points for that.
This is where we're going to have to go through some more of these levels. so so Son of a bitch, you almost this kill room right here. I don't even close. Sit down, pussy.
Take that shit too.
Oh my god.
Got 4k back though!
Got 4k back though!
Fuck the 16.
Don't even care. Okay. What is that?
You thought I the other guy? Should I go down and kill the other guy?
Nah, fuck that.
It's not worth it bro.
Climb up the big tree.
Got it.
Your wish is my command. What's this new game everyone is playing?
This?
I don't think they are sleeping now. so okay i need a Why not go to Mog?
I don't know how to get there.
And Chat wants me to explore, that's where we are Not high enough level yet. poison Is there a boss in here?
Oh fuck, there is.
Godfrey! I heard about you
Chill!
I didn't mean what I said
I so Now you got it, King!
You're him! Now you got a king! Boom! Who told me to come up here! I hope I spawn back close.
Okay, I'm going to put this motherfucker down whether it's the last thing I do in this fucking game.
I'm greeting? I know I'm greeting.
I always start off greedy gotta see what i can get bro you know what i'm saying or not let me lock in here Can't hit him off the rip. I'm not sure if you can see the so so so so so so You're greeting those hits you little cocksucker!
Yeah, you are!
Oh I forgot my runes.
Fuck, I forgot my runes. Fuck, I actually forgot.
Fuck, I actually forgot...
I have minus 25k of runes on the day.
Minus 25k of runes on the day day i can't believe my eyes so so so uh so so so so No mana! I'm gonna go back to the base. I'm going to get a little bit of health. I'm not sure if you can see me, but I'm getting some health.
I'm just trying to make it look like I have enough health for this fight.
I don't know what's happening here.
I think I'm gonna die.
I'm gonna die.
I'm gonna die.
I'm gonna die.
I'm gonna die.
I'm gonna die.
I'm gonna die.
I'm gonna die.
Sit down bitch! Sit down, bitch.
Sit down, bitch!
I'm the balls!
What did I get for this guy?
Runes? 80,000? Damn.
Let's go
we could have 25k more but who's counting not me I can use more talismans?
Bet.
Alright, now that my mind is at 15 should I level up my faith now?
Jenny happy birthday.
Jenny happy birthday! Let's go Jenny.
Shout out Jenny.
Let's fucking go.
Yes? Okay.
Endurance to 20. Strength? Why strength? My weapon skills were fave, wasn't it? no It's at 30.
How many runes do I need to level up again? Maybe I can do another...
Wait Wait.
33k? Nah, no shot. Wait, 6? 10?
How much do I need?
17k?
Nanoshots.
6, 10, 9, 8, 9, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, Nah, no shot. 6...
10... 12...
14... 15... Ah! It's close! Not enough though. I don't, it's close!
Not enough though. I don't think that's enough.
I think I need like 1k more or 2k more
Only had a 30K I lost Don't't bring it up, bro. What's gone is gone.
Zombor smithing stone! I have five of those, or three.
Oh, Talisman's pot. Other way? Okay. What should I put here?
Maybe the Radagon Sorceal, or should I put
the Amber Medallion?
Okay. Medallion. Wait, raises... I don't need focus.
Clarifying Horn Charm?
Amber? Yeah. I'm gonna go up the tree over here. Wait, was that a boss or not really.
Explorer?
Miniboss? There's no cutscenes so it's probably not a real boss.
I'm gonna do a W message right now.
What's this?
I have to pee, chat hold on. so so so. He's gonna get beat up by Margaret?
Bro, I beat Margaret like 10 years ago. oh is it new bar grit? I got shoot her. What the fuck is this?
Bro, what the fuck is he doing to me? Sit your ass down. Thanks for the runes pussy.
I can level to go. so Press Y? Wait hold on, let me level up. What does Y do?
I don't know.
I'm not sure.
I think it's a little bit more difficult to get the kill. why wait hold on let me level up what was why there oh my god so Why? I'm pressing Y. What does Y do?
I don't know whates at once with Y.
Okay, that's it. I see.
I see him.
07? Is this the boss?
07! All seven.
Graceless tarnished. What is thy business?
Ah... Put that motherfucker down. They're coming up soon. The twin prodigies, Mikala and Raya.
They're coming up soon.
Oh fuck? For free?
General Radar.
Put that motherfucker in the dirt 34 tries by the way. Put that motherfucker General Radar.
Traitor Reikardt.
Luna Princess. Willful traitors, all!
Thy kind are all of a piece.
Pillagers emboldened by the flame of ambition.
Have it writ upon thy meager grave.
Filled by King Morgoth, last of all kings
last of his ass
the hammer's back! I'm not sure have to do this again. Don't want to detect though, you terrible try. Oh god.
You're supposed to dodge his attacks? Wait, really? Alright, let me try that this fight. so so so so so What?
Did he stab me on the side while he was hammering me from the right?
He just... stick it in me when I'm swinging up.
What the fuck is that?
Dammit
Alright, Vodafrogs
Don't watch, just don't watch just don't
watch bro
you dodge so early no shit hindsight
harry i can tell you that as well
it's in the heat of moment bro have you ever played on stage
in front of millions didn't think so dude sometimes you up wake up buddy it's the real world. so so I'm going to have to do this again. So, so so so so so so This guy's good.
This guys real fucking good. Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck. How many drives do I think?
I don't know.
Couldn't tell you right now.
Currently, I haven't got a read on the situation. so so okay so so so so so Finish him.
Why can't I stagger him? Why can't I... Whatever.
I can't do it to him?
I got half phase at least, progress.
Oh he wasn't staggered.
That was phase 2. Got him! so so so uh Wait, I can't punch those fucking swords dude.
You have to be careful there bud.
There's little circles around you?
Those circle swords?
Yeah, you can't go into there man. If you go
in to there your gonna get hurt dude. You should probably stay
out of those swords but I mean play your game
dude. You wanna be here all night and then
shit, shit
Who am I to stop you? Put those foolish ambitions to rest, they said.
I won't give up i said I'm gonna go back to the base.
Oh yeah!
Oh, that's a good one. uh so I'm going to try and get the bomb. This guy is fucking...
This guy's... he's back then This guy's hard, no?
Wait this is a hard fight, no chat?
This might be the hardest fight I had in the game.
No, this is a hard fight though.
This is a hard fight come on.
Let's be objective here.
Am i level yes?
Why? Oh am i low-level you mean?
Most streamers beat it in 1 to 3 tries? What?! Well clearly not. so so so I'm not going to let you get away with this. Back off! uh I'm not going to let you get away with this. uh I'm not sure if you can see it, but the Your mother! so I'm not sure if you can see the oh He greeted so hard at the end. Oh my god. Oh my god.
12-5!
12-5!
Oh!
Oh! Oh, oh. um so so so so so I'm not sure if you can see the so so so I I I
I
I
I
I I Take a fucking breather, dude!
No?
Ah. oh so so so so so so I can't fucking heal because you have to stop fucking, fucking me!
He's Asher Vore?
Bro, do you see the fight I'm inside of right now?
I don't have one second to breathe, bro.
If I look away for one second,
I'm dead.
It's hard to Asher Vore.
Yeah, I could've Asher V warded when he was doing the sword move
But I just didn't have time so I was trying to back off You start panic rolling every time you're low HP?
Yeah, because I'm panicking. so so so I'm not sure if you can see the so I'm not gonna touch you. I can't hold back. um so I'm not sure if this is the best way to end it, but I think it's a good idea.
I don't know what you guys are thinking about this one...
...but I do have some thoughts on how we should go with this. Fuck! so Fuck you. so so so I'm not sure if you can see the so so so I'm not sure if you can see it, but the Come.
Throne.
Scared for your guts?
Such a cowardly man!
Thy party is over. You'll know me for good.
I'm not a fucking menopause!
A black-haired menopause!
Men are fairies.
I don't I green healed, yeah. so yeah
cannot stagger this guy? so so so I'm going to try and get him. so uh I'm on the curve.
You're not there. Your impartiality shall not be... you will be there so so so so so so so so I couldn't see you because it all had a lock on off.
I greeted that fucking Astro Boar.
You are a fucking little bitch boy.
Ah! Oh, my gosh boy. Augh!
I don't have any heals left, I don't think. I need to heal.
How many times did I die on this boss?
400 and counting.
12-5 again, map two not too so oh so so uh I'm not going to let you get away with this. Your part in this shall not be forgiven. so Why do I hit this guy? How do I hit this fucking guy?
If i can't stand next to him, I can't-
What?!
I don't have Asher Warp
FUCK! Bro. Look at that donation. I'm so sorry, bro. No, I got the nation. so so so I'm not sure if you can see the so so uh I'm going to use the I'm going to use bad so I'm not sure if you can see it, but the AHHHHHH
I am your Elden Lord. I'm your fucking am your fucking elder 120k runes
not even worth my time not even worth my fucking
time time.
Should've beat him on the fifth try.
Should've beat him on the fifth try. Should have beat him on the fifth try.
Where the fuck's The Grace?
Oh, did I just leave?
I am your Elden Lord. As from now on you guys refer to me as Lord? Fuck it. Nah, that's weird.
Lord Taric
What?
Talk to who? Where is the grace?
I don't know. the grace. Should I max out
faith here?
Okay, Hello again. Old friend?
Allow me a moment to converse with you.
You are unable to enter the Erdtree, no?
Prevented by the mantle of barbs.
The thorns are impenetrable,
a husk of the Ur-Tree's being that spurns all that exists without.
The only way to stand before the Eldan Ring and become the Elden Lord
is to pass the Thorns. My purpose serves to aid in that very act, so I'd
like you to undertake a new journey with me
to the flame of ruin far above the clouds
upon the snowy mountaintops of the giants.
Then, I can set the Erdtree aflame and guide you
down the path to becoming Eldon Lord for me what is that?
Doesn't matter, we're pinging it.
Thank you.
Shall I turn your runes to strength?
Let my hand rest on yours.
WHAT?! Is this a scene you guys are talking about
share them with me your thoughts your ambitions the principles you would follow.
Alright, I'm maxing out Faith right?
Should I go 30 Faith and then put 1 Endurance? 18? Let's get 20 endurance going
i like that right 20k more runes
what's this can i do this No.
Ummm...
If I got his weapon, let me see.
Do I have to go turn it in? Where's the weapon?
Have to go check it out?
Fuck. The finger licks? I have to go check it out?
Fuck.
The finger lady?
You are so good now, Taric!
Chill bro.
Chill. I know.
Nah. I don't know about good i'm managing i'm holding on
hey where's the finger ladies over here here. Well, you know what this means.
The Earth Tree has burned you.
The fingers remain still...
...shaken by the stern of events they are busy consulting the Crito with.
When they're finished, their fingers will again offer their guidance
about thousands
If not tens of thousands of moons must first pass
No matter for me but you how will you ever manage to know i'm not copy oh my This is a dexterity build, damn.
I mean...I'm not opposed to switching swords frequently but someone in chat was saying this one's shit
it's mid. All right, well we should just use it right?
Should we just uh...
Should we just use it then? Okay.
Chat, I got bad news.
I'm going to call it here.
I'm ending early.
I've got bad news.
What did we say?
20 endurance?
I didn't want to say it before.
I'm sorry guys.
I'm sorry.
This is top 10 anime betrayals?
I'm sorry, we're going to pick it up tomorrow though. I promise we're going to pick it up tomorrow though.
I promise we are going to pick it up tomorrow.
I promise we are picking it up tomorrow.
Raid Zepa?
Wait, I am down to raid zepa because I've been talking mad shit to him.
I'm not baiting, I'm not baiting, I'm not baiting.
I promise we'll pick it up tomorrow.
I'm glad that we beat a boss though.
We are sticking to our one boss a day.
We are sticking to our one boss a day. We are sticking to our one boss a day, so there's that.
But I'm going to call it here.
AndanteHitsEva would have raided here but all love in the chat
Oh loving the chat
where's that
shows up with some love.
He's feeling the heat after shit, I don't gotta say it.
Alright chat
I love you guys and I'll see you guys tomorrow.
07 We 07. We run it back tomorrow. Love, love,
love. Peace and love. Peace and love people. Peace and love people salute. We'll wait for the turret grade. Oh, that's a chokeout.