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Alright chat, I'm here. Thank you guys for tuning into the stream. Good morning. Good afternoon. Good evening
How's everybody doing? How's everybody feeling?
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie. I'm not excited. I'm not really excited about today
No, I'm not giving the aisle another chance
I'm just gonna chill out with Nick Sarah for a little bit
Play a tad and then I'll figure out what the fucking play after that. I just
I like hanging out with all these my friends that we got into the game
You know I mean basically but the game itself is just absolutely killed my heart and soul. It's horrible. I
can't fucking stand the thought process of
Their balance just to put it into perspective yesterday we had
five
Five stagos all in one group together
Trying to kill everybody they were there they were together all day
then a dibble showed up teamed up with them so that's six and then two more
stagos showed up and then not to mention they didn't just show up and like
we're fighting like like straight-up fights right they were like hiding in
big bushes trying to like get kills on dinos and shit walking by with seven
of them scattered around the Highlands right like complete douchebag behavior
maybe really put into perspective how fucking stupid this game is, you know?
Uh, maybe, Comic-Consonant, maybe.
It's not a terrible idea.
There's no balance.
It's a Dino-Sim, not a PvP game.
Yeah, you can keep telling yourself that.
You guys don't have enough content in your game to call it anything but a PvP game.
Sorry.
Call it Dino-Sim, all you want to.
Ain't shit in this game that you can call a Sim.
Suck my fucking dick.
Stupidest fucking answer you can possibly give.
It's not a PvP game.
That's all you have.
just to throw it out there dumbass literally all you have know your own
game fucking beating around the bush the fucking 17 million of the bushes that
are in the fucking game by the way that it's not a PvP game yes it fucking is
what the fuck else do you do eat plants stupid ass if there was more content
Sure you don't have content
You have a fucking map and some dinosaurs
I'll sell your dumb ass to suck my fucking dick. You're gone. Listen, dude
If anything this dino game is really helping me get rid of some of the fuckheads in there
Complete dipshit. Oh, you can't expect to be to share our a
Stego one-on-one. Yeah, about seven verse one, which is what we had until his four friends showed up
So suck my fucking dick the biggest diva syndrome and we might start calling it stago syndrome in any game
I've ever played like for real these guys running around on stago
Think their shit don't stink and like they're the best players in the game
That's the easiest fucking dinosaur to get kills on in existence bro
There's never been a further fucking line from how one player is playing to another than in this stupid fucking game
it is horrible and I'll just be here for one more fucking day to take up your
first slot on your shit category just to spite you dumbass community fucking
stago loving pieces of shit dude I'll sit here one more day and your fucking
channel stupid asses man every time I talk about this as always these fucking
idiots that come out of the woodworks like oh bro you're not supposed to be
able to fight a stago wait you're gonna shut the fuck up man go play a
real fucking game bro come back to me see how well you do you don't have the
stago crutch has zero balance no thought process of balance
that messes can't interact with dibbles can't interact with stable or stago
just smiling fucking wave because you can't kill them can't fight them the
game is so bad bros I'm here to chill with my boys and that's about it as soon
the boys are not playing this I'm out this bitch I feel bad we got next air
involved I'm gonna see if you'll play some Daisy with me a little later yo let
it be now the only fucking reason is to hang out with my boys I was going on
but you are not the regular
There's not even a balance on like numbers
Okay, it's like if your character right your dino shouldn't be hunted by such-and-such dino
Why the fuck is there seven of them running around in one area all teamed up?
Six dibbles in a group what part of that?
Makes you think that they have any idea what the fucks going on their main dev
plays Dibble, knowing full well that for like a year it's been broken. Bro, you
can't make this up. Six Dibbles in a pack, they're broken, the main dev mains
Dibble. We'll just smile and wave at them too. When the T-Rex comes out and the
T-Rex kills the stago, hooray for everyone. Who the fuck's killing the
t-rex then we just smile and wave into him next people just don't play the
Sarah or the a stego anymore they just start playing the t-rex like that's the
big solution for game just go kill little things dude trikes will kill it
t-rex is will kill the couple dinos will kill a couple dinos I can't if you
guys don't see the problem with that in the video game for me I don't know
just watching like a couple plate carrier guys like walk by like hey
guys just walking by with my Burger King don't worry sorry as they fucking mean
mug you as they walk by right that's the equivalent Daisy plate carrier fucking
new tube rocking right gas mask wearing fucking gas rocking offensively
right those fucking grenade things right and just fucking mean bugging you
as they walk through your town like what's up and you just spawned in right
And then just like what's up, motherfucker?
You know, suck my dick.
And that's what they say.
They say that to you.
They say, suck our dick, bitch, what's up.
Do something about it.
And they just keep walking.
They just keep on walking.
That's what it is in Daisy.
Now, in this game, it's just seven Stegos
show up to one location with an eighth buddy
and they just sit there all fucking day.
You don't respect the Dino Food Chain.
Sarah's Hunt Stegos.
We fought plenty of not full grown
Like young stagos yesterday, you know what I'm saying?
It's like still fucking difficult.
Why do we lie? Tiger, who you talking to? Who you talking to, Tiger?
What dino you playing right now? I don't fuck, who gives a shit?
Okay, so Tiger, shut the fuck up next time you're gonna say something that's incorrect.
For you to call it out on, right?
What's up, JohnBuzz? I don't know.
To be fair, there's a lot of dinos that should be or that without a group
group are useless, but Seigo should be capped at one to two. I promise you
Stegos are not useless in any way, okay? Unless you just smile and wave at him, I guess.
Even a Stego alone is very dangerous. Before the four Stegos got there
yesterday, we were fighting one and he killed three of us before his four
homie showed up. So you can kind of assume how the rest of it went.
Try to armor reforger once you have office, it's just so much fun.
Yeah, eventually, eventually. We'll see what's up.
Crocs used to be able to face-to-face fight stagos, but it's not, it's not,
you can't, with the right click anymore, but the right click attack
made it near impossible.
But bro, you're not supposed to kill a staggo, man. That's why they made it like that.
They just have this dumb fucking doofus shit-ass class that can't be killed by anything
It's like literally D.va walking around amongst the fucking world of McCree's
I'll just have to ask the stego swings
Those are to myself
Time to ask them to show it or something
Are you gonna have to grab?
Well, this is that nerd dude that plays stego
Yeah, that's so fucking stupid, bro
These dudes don't know what the fuck they're doing
The word balance doesn't compute
in that depth team oh shit dude does that big swing he's doing take 20% of
his stamina one I beg to differ two you guys don't even need fucking stamina what
are you talking about what do you even need stamina for and stay go what's it
stop you from doing sprint oh god you don't even barely sprint anyway she
can't be offensive for like two seconds at a time sometimes oh god forbid yeah
We make them vomit they don't give a fuck bro. I think it's like the stegos that got their shit like twisted about this
You guys are playing some fucking character that is in video game history never been easier to play
You know that you're playing the fucking Elden Ring boss on everybody else is playing a character
You get that right like you shouldn't for a second think you're anything good and anything
thrown that out there
There's like, there's not like some fucking skill set that you have that you're utilizing.
Alright?
I just want you to understand that you still fucking suck.
Sorry, what?
What?
These dudes rolled up with like five to seven to eight actually motherfuckers yesterday.
They were like shaking their ass at us and stuff like they were like sick.
You know what I mean?
Did you see Mr. Green made a Stego video?
Yeah, and I'm sure it's the easiest thing he's ever done.
Now I'm just playing with Nex and some of the boys today.
I'm not, by any means, giving a fine fuck about this game today, and they're gonna enter an island busy.
Just ignore them, bro.
Goon, Wola, thank you so much for the 10 gift-dust, brother. I appreciate you, sir.
Welcome, guys, to the squad. I hope you enjoy.
Thank you so much for supporting the channel at the moment.
Goon, Mr. Goon.
Jay Radd, uh, native, thank you guys for your prompts a little earlier, man.
Appreciate it. Boozalooza, Backfire, the Blue Hunter, thank you guys as well.
Mellow, uh, mellow one. Much love, dudes. I'm feeling pretty mellow.
Let's not change that. Let's not forget the fact that the game has like no like
Direction whatsoever you just roam this big-ass map
That's too many for a hundred dinos and then half of the dinos on the map are just hiding in bushes
After they're done eating, right?
And it's like you guys have a thousand bushes
So we're supposed to eyeball these other dinos. You know I'm saying like no shit
You want to fight this day? Go you can't find anyone else unless you go to South Plains
God forbid you want to travel around the fucking map to see nothing
There's another one for you
They should add dinosaurs with guns also
G cheese for the fight with the nine steaks this morning still hate them. Yes, apparently I was banned
2020 in chat. Can I possible get a nun ban?
smile
I guess. Thank you for the dough. I appreciate it brother almost like the devs took out the tooltips that were in legacy game to help new
People 50% of the map is useless. I it do
50% of this map is fucking absolutely useless. You're right
It is it's like you don't so you get on the aisle you get full-grown
You don't want to just go to the stupid spots like Northlake like West axis like fucking
Like South fucking planes, you know I'm saying go to the stupid fucking spots where people just meet to PvP
You know I'm saying there's no like matte flow at all for you to like
stumble into other
Dinosaurs and like somewhat of a fucking consistent matter to make your your world feel alive or even to have
Interactions once a fucking hour. It's pretty sad. It's it's as bad as Daisy in the sense when you need to when you run the northwest airfield
How many fucking people you gonna see? It's like it's like that level
You zero map flow
That's why I say you guys can't say it's anything but a PvP game
Take the PvP out and what the fuck are you guys even doing like you can say Daisy's not a PvP game right survival game
Right. You're fucking looking for cans. You're fishing. You're creating fires. You know what I mean?
You're fighting the wildlife like bears. You're fucking fighting zombies. You know what I mean?
You can change the shit to be fucking harder and harder. But what the fuck do you do in the isle?
Take the PVP out. Name it. Eat plants. Drink from rivers. Hunt what? Deer. Bore.
some I just
Daisy you're using key cards open spots. You're going to fucking alien planets. What the fuck are you doing in the aisle?
When you take PvP out shit
Where's like a progression point in that at all?
And I'm not just talking obviously you're not gonna go like grab a key card
I'm a lot like it's a dino game, but what you should have is your dinosaurs
spawning along just like Daisy like a southern like fucking shore or something
like that with the worst food possible it's horrible you can barely live there
and then you have to make your way fucking inland to find the good plants
maybe you find some fucking something dude something something to make them
want to move not you just spawn in South Plains and then a hundred percent
Stego is just fucking there and it's like bro. You asked the dev about it
You know, bro, you're not supposed to spawn in South Plains shit, dude
That must be really hard to fix considering it's been happening for chat. How long have you been spawning in South Plains?
Okay
You're not supposed to spawn in South Plains man. I can't even understand how fucking hard
Apparently it is to change a spawn when you're a dev
I can't fathom that because I'm not a dev, but it's got to be something fucking hard
It's got to be difficult as hell
Because it hasn't changed in
How long I love was just thinking about what devs do when they go into an office
I just picture them the first thing to do is like hit the vending machine. You know what I'm saying?
Maybe get a coffee
You know, I mean figure out what useless fucking stupid shit they're gonna do that day, you know
Make sure when you fucking eat a plant, you know, I mean that's your animations perfect, you know
Make sure that when you're fucking in these bushes, it's your your whole fucking character can fit inside of it
So you can't see a goddamn thing. Let's make sure all those fucking things are on point. You know I'm saying
God forbid you change a fucking spawn point
That has been broken forever. Oh, but the new human zones broke. Yeah, that's fucking absolutely useless fucking areas
Nobody fucking goes to
They're on the edges of the map or a pass-through point in the middle
They're cool-looking, but you can't sit there and
Say that that's what you've been working on and that
Why am I raging so bad when I get to an end of a game? It's usually what I do when I'm saying goodbye to the video game
Bro, they added a map that has no visibility at all
Like if there was a dyno here
How the fuck am I supposed to find it dude sitting in bushes on bushes on bushes?
No line of sights at all. I
Were how do people even engage one another?
90% of the map are not even finding each other the best part of this game is
the sanctuaries I'm not gonna lie the best fights have come from sanctuary
fights sanctuaries are the best part of the game this is fucking Hutch's fault
got me to waste so much time on this shit got me to waste so much time in
the stupid shit to run into seven fucking dipshit stagos all in a group
You know what I mean? Just smile and wave, dude. Solution of all solutions.
Oh, this sucks. And Hutt should go ban that fucking 7-man Stegos squad, cause fuck all his dudes.
That's just a grief squad. My tummy's empty. Yeah, this guy's probably gonna die unless someone shows up.
Hey, dude, when you're not getting one tap by a Stegos, some PvP fights actually happen in this fucking game, huh? Who knew?
Who fucking knew?
This one's probably modern, you know, red, orange, or brown.
Dillos are the stagos Achilles heel, yeah?
That's crazy that the dillos are just been broken for fucking- how long did the dills were broken?
Like a year? Sheesh. Listen, I'm no dev, but that must be really fucking hard to fix.
You know what I'm saying? Right up there with spawns. I'm sure. I'm sure.
Bro, it's because they're coming out with the big dinos.
So why balance the game for their current player base they'll balance it later, bro
When the big dinos come out dude, just fucking wait
What are you guys so impatient for?
Don't you yeah, we have the big dinos coming out then we'll start fixing things like the little guys
That's the craziest
You know whiskers, I appreciate you brother man. Thank you for being concert
I know that's not what I'm being right now and it's not necessarily deserved, but thank you
but yeah, some some no troll all serious question here
Is there no chance you maybe give retail while a try the new season just dropped today?
It could maybe be a funny down there too. I can't bro. That's just I
Want to say yes, but that shit just kills my channel a little bit too heavily
Like classic while is one thing retail while as a whole different level people really like watching retail playing
It's another thing watching it. I do appreciate you brother
But I did I played wow for a little too long
The dino with eight tons of weight surely it can one be one of six tons stega. Oh wait three head shots from stega kills crock. Yeah
Don't worry. They can keep coming up with these weight excuses
Though they're way into balance that has as soon as the as soon as the t-rex the trike the allosaurus all come out
Stegosaurus again. Look that next. Don't worry, brother. I'm not saying so it's died on a suitcase
Dino motherfuckin sukus actually they might just go look at stago to make it a little stronger
Yeah, listen dude. I don't know how easy it is for devs teams to do hot fixes and stuff like that
It's probably easier said than done
But I I'm a firm believer that some shit deserves to be fixed with
With a sort of like urgency and
Some things you know need to get it's fine
You know taking your time on it, you know I'm saying and pushing it through normal updates, you know I'm saying
But like when shit is like so fucking stupid like you spawning in South Plains is
What a brand new player is going to experience when they download your game if they can figure out how to get to the
Avrema branch without anybody telling them first, okay
The first thing they do is they open your game and they wonder what the fuck's going on in legacy
Why aren't I playing the same game the streamers playing right then they figure out how to get to Avrema and then
they figure out that they're spawning in South Plains with a bunch of 100% guys. That is their new
game experience. And like you don't think that that's an urgent thing to fix is mind blowing to me.
It's a very simple thing that is a terrible experience for the players. You know? Like
What? I don't understand that.
Explain that one to me.
That don't make no sense, my man.
You're giving people reasons to just fucking close this bitch.
I'm gonna be honest with you.
And that is not what a...
...Deaf Team is really known for doing, I guess.
I get yi...
...not fun.
Ah, nah, this is my- this is the last day, Mick.
I'll wait for an update on this game.
We'll say that.
The last update was just, I mean, just, really, they're like, check out what we've been doing.
The best part of you playing I'll with your friends was it was based on your podcast.
Pretty fun to listen to when I'm working.
I appreciate you.
Yeah, like I said, one of the big reasons I have continued to play this game is
because it's a simple enough game that my friends all like to come through and
play it but you know me I play a game for a little bit longer I start to hate the
fucking thing that's just how it goes I'm gonna stretch yeah I mean almost all
games I play catches this very similar amount of smoke to be honest yeah
your last go at retail wow caught wow the most amount of smoke I've heard you
put on in a long time and that was in the first two days of trying it
Motherfucker
I'm just sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry
Were you drinking water?
No, no, I'm eating burritos
I mean, a real life motherfucker
I thought like were you drinking water near a gate or something
Oh, I see what you're talking about
I said were you drinking water, this guy said no
I'm actually eating burritos right now
Yeah, no, I'm trying to survive in North Lake
But like I keep running into these carnows, man
It's crazy
What's going on here? You all right?
I'm crashing out a little bit
I heard I heard someone told me
He tweeted about it and I went and checked it out
Yeah, listen, I like hanging with the boys. That's the only reason I'm still playing
I mean, there's other I mean there's other games, but I think at this point we're kind of just
Waiting for the update. You know what I mean? Yeah
Does that make sense?
Yeah the update, huh? You got higher hopes of me on an update dog
I mean, think about it, right? We get a T-Rex. We can take on Stegos.
Yeah.
Bigger Dino, take on Bigger Dino, leave other Dino and dust does not compute to me, to be
honest with you. So, got me on that one. Little Dinos fight little guys, big guys fight
big guys, and then the really little guys fight the big guys, the guys. Like, they're
just like, yo, go play Trudon if you want to fight Stegos.
Okay
Yeah, that ain't happening
Hey, I just can't get by another the weirdness of this shit
Like I said that whole like if you were a part of that fight I should I feel like you would have been just as turned off as me five stagos
at
five stagos at
Highlands
one dibble
with them
Two other stagos show up later
So take just to put this in a perspective for you
We were fighting one stago with like six of us seven of us
He killed three of us by himself then four of his friends showed up
So you imagine you can imagine how that went then the dibble shows up and then these guys aren't just straight up fighting us
They are hiding in bushes trying to sneak attack us
Then yeah, the other two stagos show up. So we're talking eight eight eight people seven stagos and one dibble
And it's just like this has got to be the one of the dumbest things I've ever experienced
I gotta watch that I'll play it back, but you want to know what I sold today on
survival
What'd you say?
or stagos
And like three dibbles
All just hanging out of each other. That's what I'm saying, bro. That's like I
Mean they broke off eventually, but you can tell they're all just climbing, you know
And then I thought two dibbles of one.
Yeah, they wouldn't be breaking off if you started a fight not to mention these motherfuckers that will beat that those stagos will be together all day
Now we're in a two-stage limit
Literally saw five of them running around last night all grouped together a thousand percent
Like I said literally seven stagos and one dibble
we have we have haunted as a bird the whole time watching everything so if we
look at hawnes on you will see everything this is on MF server correct
crazy so I got off last night like fuck this stupid game like why would how can
you not put limitations on this shit you know I'm saying like this fucking
ridiculous stuff I thought that was on a different server that's fucking wild
No all in this one seven stagos and a dibble all teaming up in a fight and one of them already had killed three of our Saras
So then at the end it was four Saras
Versus versus five stagos and I'm not kidding this dibble
I have a bottle that's you this dibble is hiding in a bush
Waiting for people to walk by so that he can knock them down to get his stagophran a kill
it's the ultimate this game sucks slash stupid yeah I don't know that's a whole
whole thing I'd like I said watch that dude it takes forever to grow stago is
the big excuse bro I'm sorry you have to sit in a bush longer brother it's not
my fault they made the stago that long you see I mean I wouldn't make it that
long and I wouldn't I have nerf you motherfuckers so about that does that
you feel better if i was the dev i had somebody piss at me today the hop and said i think it's
dumb that you have eight sarah's stay this should be op while i watch netflix and grow yeah there you
go dude there's only two of us were full grown and these parts of the map that nobody goes to
and even if anybody does go to them the odds of them finding you are fucking 99 to 1
0% shit basically 1% chance of finding you in this fucking dense forest where you guys level
I went to the reddit. I went to the reddit, it's stupid.
Tell us, it is about 75, 25, in favor of Stego and Dibble supporters there. Naturally, it's
a bulletin board, it's a forum, the book readers are gonna be there, right, let's
be on the turtleneck wearers, you know, the Barnes and Noble fucking...
is their community, their loser community.
It is crazy
In their mind this game is a dino walking simulator it really is it's not a PvP game anybody who says that is so fucking stupid
It's crazy
Yeah, but yeah, okay, so then ask the dev is your what do what do you have outside of PvP in this game?
No, it's all PvP. The diet system is PvP. It's
Look at my diet doesn't pack the titans completely shit on this game when it comes to everything else outside of PvP
If we're talking like that right like it actually has content
Right
It don't get me wrong don't get me wrong I get that okay, but I'm just saying we're talking about calling the game a PvP game
Or not if you take PvP out of path of titans, what do you have?
Probably still something you take PvP out of this fucking game. You have fucking nothing
Absolutely nothing. Yes, correct. I mean you're not wrong
So anybody who says it's not a PvP game like what your dad doesn't even know his own game
It's like Division one all over again, bro
The second rendition of this game is gonna be a fucking dark zone the smallest of the first one and a focus on PvE
I thought that was crazy. I definitely thought that was crazy because it's going that route it's going that road
She's
not still their diet unless they pvp
if you're a carno you probably just gave her a dead himself
you got a pvp bitch
appreciate you bro thank you large mouth
appreciate you brother for the tender man
good to see you that's ringing out
unfortunately it looks like
people are playing uh what is that
This came as goat simulator without PDP.
Goat simulator was sick for us.
Yeah, I actually really like that game.
What is that when people talk about like in Red Dead, when people just hang out all day and just sit there?
What is it? Say again?
I've seen memes on my think talk of people just like playing Red Dead and just sitting around all day.
Oh, yeah. Oh, there's some more audience. Yeah. Yeah. Like, that's just like...
Sure. Look at me. I'm just sitting here.
It is when I hang out and play, uh, what is it called? Friends Forever?
Yeah.
They're not friends forever. If it was a PvE game, you'd be able to slash me, talk to everybody.
Well, those are the dudes that are playing the stagos, you know, and the Divils, right?
Well, they think...
Those are the chilling classes.
They feel like they have more of a right to dictate the spirit of the game because they've been here for a while.
here since the beginning that's their mentality oh we stuck around we've been
here like what does that mean you know what that is it's the same people that
when they play sports if they play sports everybody gets the trophy like
everybody it means they've been playing a bad game for years and they just don't
know it everybody's a winner here it doesn't matter like bro like what the
Are you talking about so basically boys don't throw the reddit
Reddit reddit is ridiculous everything streamers
You play Tarkov years
We talk about our car gave great or gave incredible content you fucking thumb
They were in their tail
I had incredible content with Tarkov
Is it in the place I wanted to be today?
They, of course nots, but it's still ten times the game this is.
Give me a break, bro.
It's not even comparable.
Give me a fucking break.
People are literally playing single-player Tarkov.
Shit, I don't fucking know why, but they do, so listen.
Keep Tarkov's name out your fucking mouth if you're one of the dinos, okay?
It's not even comparable.
How can you argue with reddit enjoyance?
Yeah, it has two categories MMO and online PVP today. Happy to have reddit enjoyers.
It's not an MMO, right? We know that. That's crazy if you have to reach a certain level to do
PVP in a PVP area. Only bro, not just that you will literally spawn in the PVP areas.
People just spawn, grow there, never leave, and that's the PvP spot.
You know what I'm saying? It's so fucking... It's bad. It's bad.
There's so many parts of the map that are not utilized.
They have plans for that, so I'm not going to hate on that too much.
Hopefully that gets changed.
Some of the best PvP in this game comes from, and I've mentioned this before,
comes from Sanctuary Fights.
And it's because
They're like pretty much straight-up fair fights
You guys damn near meet there to do battle because you day because herbivores go there to get plants and shit
Carnivores go there to find herbivores and other carnivores
So we gent you know you can get PvP there and when you do you get a good start and it's good
It's pretty fun PvP
It's actually you know, it's funny
You want to know the funniest thing about this game is youngster PVP is literally more balanced than their full-grown
PVP I'm just gonna throw that one in there. Just gonna toss that little wrench into the bitch
So as you get more grown the game is getting more and more in but yeah
I just posted a full grown stable kill with a true a true don't pack on my channel took about 20 minutes
Loving streams, I hope you keep playing although all your points about it.
Yeah, yeah, what happens when four other stagos join in on that?
Is this still a successful kill? I do appreciate the dinner brother man. Yeah, I'll take a look
looks at it I'm down
Hey, what
Yeah, pull oh, yeah, I remember you saying that
just go to where we are.
Are you going to fish or what?
Shhh!
Shhh!
Shhh!
You hear me?
You hear that?
Yeah, I hear you.
I'm here.
Alright.
Yeah.
You in there?
Missed the proceed.
Okay.
We've got him.
Yeah, maybe we should think about getting into some daisy or something.
It's like listen, I'm liking this game too. Don't think we're wrong, but at the end of the day it's trying to piss me off
We need some of them here and there. I don't want to hold you guys down, man. You know, I've never really played so
I'm on my variety arc, baby. I'm down. I mean that just means we bait you you die you go again
We still your loot
So you're the Daisy Daisy does not matter skill wise you could be a terrible player. It's all good
So I killed two people my first day, all right
I bought it a long time ago. It says I have like 70 hours, but that's not me my nephew
Yeah, we come over and I was the only one the PC is
Shocked to see playing chat was right about something for once. Well, listen chat knows me better than I know me
And they know that if I say I'm gonna quit a game that means wrong like that's like my two-week notice
Listen guys, I really enjoy hanging out with my boys lately. You know I'm saying
So it's not it's not often we all come together on a game
because the simplicity of this game is actually nice. I don't talk shit on it because you say
it's not a PPP game, but I actually do enjoy the simplicity of the game. It does deserve better
spawns, it does deserve better map flow at the very least. Outside of all dino balance,
this game could use real map flow on it. I think most people should agree on that,
even the doofus dino's. And I myself, I myself, as a solo
Sarah fought off like six or seven yesterday as well do the same thing that the one that I watched
do. You can send some of a body and have trees around you and you win. You win every fight.
That's it. You're not going to have any trees. But if you ever get charged by a full squad of
Raptors, you just need a dead body underneath you and make these trees around you. That's it.
Very, very difficult.
You will survive.
You will bomb the entire squad.
Yeah, I think you're right.
I hide did it yesterday,
and I watched someone else do it yesterday.
Here's the thing though, here's the thing though.
We are supposed to kill Raptors,
but they could still properly fight us.
That's kinda like what I ask
amongst like all the fights, right?
It's like, can we fight a Stego?
Yes, is it hard?
Yes, you just get one tap though,
and that's crazy.
Imagine if Raptors were just getting one tap
by Sarah's like, I don't think they'd feel good about it.
No, they're good with their mind.
Yeah, no, they do.
They're some of the loveliest creatures.
Do I guess they're going back to darting?
I mean, we do.
We both.
So I find croc to be pretty balanced.
Much less than cannibal.
Only need three raptors to pin to Sarah.
I think raptors versus Sarah is kind of like a back
and forth battle.
You need more raptors, obviously.
Eight raptors versus three Sarahs,
I think it's pretty fair.
Maybe two what's the point of this game exactly to be a dinosaur around it's not a PPP game
Yo, put the avenues of travel
Not the destination spots need to catch these punk gases. Oh, sorry. He didn't say punk asses
He said punks as they try to meet up with their friends
Okay, so don't go to the points of
The travel destination to seven point of interest that's really okay. Okay. All right
Okay. Okay. Alright. I like that thought process. Camp some routes. Catch some doofuses. I'm
down to change my style of play. Or something, Giff. Don't make fun of me for loading up
the game again. Alright. Stop. I did not install it. That should have been an inclination
that it's possible to go through. But listen. I'm blaming it mostly on my friends.
Once we all transition to day Z, it's going to be a thing of the past.
I'll keep it up.
I mean, I like this game enough that I will keep an eye out for updates.
If an update catches my eye to give it a gander, we'll give it a gander.
It seems like it's a very easy game to open.
Even if there is a dinosaur anywhere here, I just don't know how I'm expected to
even eyeball shit.
Like if I'm going through the forest, with a specific reason of trying to find herbivores,
even if I use like these symbols they have, right, oh it's a migration zone, you know what I mean?
Like, still, like, I still think it's difficult to even find activity.
I've been liking to punish myself with bad video games the last couple years I don't
know what the problem is.
It's just hard for me to smile and wave at PDP in this game, you know?
That was super daring of us this morning.
Nothing really, I just, if I decide to play some Tarkov, I can make that game fun regardless.
I mean, getting cheated here and there, will fucking suck, whether or not.
But, um, I used to have a good time with my Tarkov.
Yeah, let's look through here and see if we can find a random diamond.
I've never actually found like, have you guys ever just been walking, looking for herbivores
or whatever, found a random set of footsteps and followed it?
I haven't had that happen to me yet and I've been kind of like looking for it.
Never in 400 hours.
I mean, something like that would be pretty helpful, tracks being maybe a little bit
more prevalent.
because right now it's like it's just like needle in a haystack type of like
looking around then after two hours of looking I'll find a stega and after that
long I'd be willing to throw my Sarah's life away what am I supposed to I just
like it's such a clusterfuck there's not much to see plays a stega on a
dibble to learn their habits I mean I could just ask you guys for you like
to hang out I don't think I need to play as long as I can probably be quicker just as
But I feel like you've already figured it out.
It just comes down to finding them.
What the fuck are we going into the herbivore territories?
Searching for the gods of the land.
Searching for the enemy.
Gibles are usually West Access or South Plains.
Who hangs out in Delta and who hangs out in Eastern?
Nobody?
Hey some some the edits Trump you have to return the army's tent now I know you
needed a hat that fits that head but it's no excuse all right thank you I
hate you oh turtles thanks for the doubt about me
and do a real sad brother now what update yeah thank you uh Drezak by the
the staggers are swamps gotcha this whole eastern part of the map very weird to
me it's one big continent this jungle stuff is pretty much everywhere in the
map it's a jungle map I suppose like very heavy junglers not really like as
many like open areas yeah I don't I don't know what's going on with this
half of the map you've entertained me for the past 10 years and got me through
all kind of days for that I thank you and I appreciate you love from Romania
Hey, thanks for being here for so long, man. Appreciate you, sir. And, uh, yeah, man. Pleasure, brother. We'll be here hanging out if, uh, if you are, dude.
Ten years. Okay, well, shit.
Ten more chilling, man, hopefully. Thank you, brother, man. Thank you, Ace.
If I'm saying that name wrong, I'm sorry, brother. Ten more years to saw me. Can you guys handle that?
Any senior full-ground? This bar.
Forty-four- I'm forty-four percent grown, uh.
can we go under the wall I think right yeah under the wall dibblos are dibbles
yeah dibblos are broken actually they're stupid OP they're just as hard to kill
the stagos they just don't kill you in one hit so it's not quite as bad but they
will knock you the fuck down with one hit and then hate you two more times
while you're on the ground so one hour of roaming is how long I haven't been
not for an hour, how about it?
Yeah, you're right, actually.
That's pretty bad.
Well, I ran it for a while, so.
Well, I mean, shit, dude.
Here's the thing.
It's quite a combination of your map is too big for 100 people.
Some areas of your map are damn near useless,
and it's so packed with dense forest and jungle
that you can't actually eyeball other dinos.
you're gonna be walking around for long periods of time
without seeing other dinos.
Unless you just sit at South fucking Plains,
at West fucking Access, at fucking Highlands.
It's kind of sad, honestly.
Like what are you supposed to see?
Even if there's a dino here,
the odds of me catching him while he's eating
and not in a bush,
not to mention just catching him in the line of sight
is fucking horrendous percentage
i mean i wronged those are elements of the game
that's like you like
how the fuck you supposed to find each other
when the dumbass herbivore decides to make a call out you know i mean
you mean only the stegos
and the dibbles
maybe the tennis sometimes if they're feeling good
say how's everybody feeling this game sucks
are you alive or are you there or are you on
I'm like by Northlake looking at the dead area of their map just kind of seeing it
kind of you know just not not doing pvp stuff you know just just checking out their real
part of the game you know the part of the game that they had intended not the pvp
shit. Yeah. I'm just going to check it out. I think they have an area that maps specifically
for this the Eastern Plains. You heard of that? Uh, no, I don't really go there often.
Yeah. I think it's specifically designed for, you know, the real part of the game.
All right. Okay. Let's go in lines. We just get a sit around, you know,
rally at each other. Yeah. 100. I don't see anybody. I just roam out here by myself and
be a dinosaur. Oh, really? Okay. That makes sense. Yeah. Okay. Child's our dream right there.
You shot here playing the real game, bro
Wait guys, I I found PvP and it's incredible. It's a true dawn my god
I'm in jumps incredibly excited about this moment
I'm this the one be when I'm looking for
Let me just tail swipe them one day the mood
Become a smaller is to me
I came out here to the herbivore lands to fight a Trudon.
I don't know what's going on over there, raptors.
Morph of me.
Let's go check on our 0-0 door to this gate.
I'm going to sprint away, kind of let my blood fade or get circled and patched up.
I'm not full ground these guys are full ground it looks like.
This is the type of PvP I would love to find but I'm not full ground and I won't be able
to fight them.
Unfortunately.
Not to mention even if I was full ground these guys would fuck them murder me.
I'm not even hiding in a bush actually.
I'm just staying still.
Dinos can't see what's not moving.
Well, you need to one call more to find randoms to team up with.
Okay, good try that.
50% remove them slowly.
Is that one of you guys on Sierra Yellen?
No.
No, I'm not going to.
I don't think I'm going to like Path of Tynes.
Beesa Bermuda, I think play style wise would probably be the best, but
graphically is, I don't know if I can look at that game.
But if Beesa Bermuda was more balanced.
across the board
i'd be a little interested
but they do have flying snakes that's
they have flying snakes
pat the tines is for twelve-year-olds
to be fair
i would have fucking loved that game if i was a twelve-year-old
feel like they're hitting the right market there
so now it's on console
shit like that
on a controller
i get it
i was playing fucking
was I playing
I was playing Halo 1 on Xbox Connect
and then when Xbox Live came out
I was playing uh...
fuck what was that armored core game it wasn't armored core it was like these mechs very simple
I gotta think hold on
mech assault
I was playing fucking mech assault
open world survival game
didn't even
yeah
actually sick
great game
It's like a old mech game, um, came with the console.
I think, uh, Xbox.
You're sick.
It's like you roam around cities and just merge it as a mech.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's not a PvP game, but it's just a mech roaming game.
Yeah, it was cool.
Yeah.
All the mechs get together and just hang out or what?
Yeah.
Nice.
Isn't that how Fall Guys does?
I'm pretty sure that's how Fall Guys does.
Yeah, absolutely. I mean just like, we all go line up and they just have a kumara right there.
Yes, I do.
Hang out in a circle, you know.
Looks like GTRP nowadays.
Bro, I was playing a little bit today.
B-subur-muda.
And you thoroughly enjoyed yourselves.
No, I got off in like an hour.
Let's say Raptor PvP. Let's see how this looks.
More very skilled Raptor PvP.
So what is what are all these question marks?
Raptors just jump these are the invas guys
What the fuck is the question mark is teammate I don't think is there anything that looks oh shit
those were I think those are go we got to figure out a water source real quick
100% growth that's decent yeah yeah they're the they're the harder ones to
get but yeah you start out with civilian weapons and then like as you
progress through the map inland or wherever maybe on the map you start to
get some more higher tier loot and military ass shit and stuff you know
stuff the aisle doesn't have map progression and map flow reasons to move it's from your
fucking starting location just go on is it like can you have groups of people like how
do you know if people are in a group like can you yeah you just you just have to know what
they look like oh okay got it very raw dog there are servers that do the the map and
You can join a group and see names and stuff like that too. So if you want if that's more your jam you could find stuff with that
Oh, yeah, you can also use arm bands, right we can get colored arm bands
Yeah, correct
raincoats
so i got
cut em up
yeah daisy is uh...
it's deep but
also just fun to learn all the way to all the knowledge very knowledge based
game but
it's like
it's very easy to play
not having any info either
it was definitely one of the
funnest experiences i had like learning a new game
you know
I can't wait like today's like that first time I played it was when the MF servers went up
So it was a blast like you'll have fun. There's our P&M too if you want to fuck around a little bit
I'm just saying the starting areas you're gonna run into people. They're gonna be a little goofy here
I'm just saying you know you're gonna find some freaks
map flow enjoying spawn zones
Pretty important to a survival game
Now days we can go tough and then you have the keg sitting on the top and then you blow their ship up
It's amazing that they just finished. They load all the cakes up in their ship. They still love finding cakes in there
And it proves those. Oh, gosh, dude. It's the best time in the world
You tuck inside it. Oh, yeah
Or you die, you know, you just go to war. It's like a
Split versus a galleon just him with a ball. I'm just giving the second floor. Yeah
Yeah, that's a crazy. That's one of the best balls for me rush
Rasters up here in North like anybody wants to join me for this PvP. I'm still by myself. I got your nature center
I can make my way up I am 57
Oh same area, okay. Are you over here still or no? I met the Eastern plains at the moment. I have to go up north
Raptors and there are Carnos earlier, but we can take these raptors for sure. I saw two Carnos done by me
But I'd rather watch this than SOT like SOT in I understand
It's a lot of downtime. Oh, yeah
Oh yeah, here are the wrappers.
Oh yeah, you're here? I used the baby doll.
Yeah, yeah, I'm a pleb.
There's four brown rafters over here, so just be careful.
This is a lot like SOT Fluos.
You do spend a lot of time trying to find dinos in this.
With the carnals.
There's no way there's a stego all the way up here.
For a what?
Sounds like there's a stego up there.
I'm scared of these corners.
That turns out easy dedication, bro.
There was a stego there the whole time.
Are you a stego?
I'm gonna do the enemy.
Oh, okay.
I was about to say, Charlie.
At first, I didn't think it was a stego.
I looked closer.
Oh, you're so annoying.
Arnaz.
Oh.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Oh, you're up here down, too?
I'm making my way up.
Yeah, they're full-grown, too, so that's going to be a challenging fight.
Yeah, right.
I keep running into them.
Now there's action, and we're not full-grown.
Fuck.
Yeah, we're not there yet.
I mean, we're close.
At least they'll hold a good fight, but you've got to be careful.
Okay, hold this one.
Yeah, I'll take a left.
Got you, Liff.
Is this you?
Someone across?
Onto?
No, I'm getting eaten by a raptor while AFK.
Where's the wrap they're at?
Like on the top of the mountain.
Oh fuck, Karno's spot me maybe.
Karno's walking up, two of them.
We're at, where?
On the bottom of the river of Northlake.
Got it, okay.
Are you hidden to the sea or no?
Don't think they saw me.
I don't know what this is.
That wasn't worth carrying out.
next there is discord there's a stego vs sera video in general that's the most
proof that stego is the best one well maybe just most proof that stego can't fight it
or sorry that's how you can't fight uh can't fight the stegos
and where's this uh youtube uh from you next about the stego fight
which one someone told me you have a youtube video for like stego vs sera one person who
wasn't
Oh, he said look at next air's discord
There's a stagover Sarah video and his general
It's the most proof that the stagos busted. Can you grab that and bring in here real quick?
You just post it and hashtag everyone or I say for the boys
All right, gotcha
I'm just gonna fly to safe place real fast
Tons of A.I. over by me by the way, I'm gonna like
Need a little bit more growth. I need to be at least 80% to fight these guys with fuck
All right
Stegos can't really help each other. Oh, sure they fucking can my friend
Sure, they fucking can
Like video, it's not an actual youtube video. I can see if I can give me a second here
Do you think there's no difference even having five stagos and one stagos?
Because they can't help each other is that you think like the same fight
Come on now. They can have a good positioning, but you can't of course there is a different if they are close and body blocking
So they can
What are you saying?
I've seen countless stagos come sprinting and running over to a dibble that was getting close to death to come save him and
And then protect him on the side of the fucking mountain
Don't tell me stagos can't do anything and protect one another
So many Raptors on the server right now, bro
Just spawn get killed by Raptor
And North
South Plains North every
West there's like two or three
They're just doing their job
Probably hear more Raptors now
North Lake
Who's this rear?
This is me, it's you? That's a raptor?
Yeah, yeah. Wait, who's this?
Oh, no, this is something like Random Dude.
I'm having a link to that video.
That's not a Carno. That's a Stego, brother.
Looking at a Carno.
Oh, okay.
Who's right behind me, bro?
These Carnos are holding down these raptors on this rock.
Is this you over here?
Who's moving near me 19% is 65
I'm just south you at a bridge or no come on I
Didn't make this here for the food you spam right click you only do a few toxins on your son
What's the worst?
Well, here's some rafters
So now you should check out scope og and the fights how they used to be on the old map when you can kill a stega as a
Raptor pack bleeding them out. He's a good PvP guy to watch but stop playing because of the same reasons you have
I mean it's a little bit concerning when it's not even considered a PvP game. I gotta get a water
I appreciate you sir
Scope og. I'll take a look. You should go up in that volcano the drink thing
no i'm gonna go down to the river i'm gonna pass the raptors if you hate playing can i hate watch
to an extent jango yeah to an extent okay who's this listen to me who's this okay
eat his food limit i mean oh no red is it he's been falling you know
do i eat him or no no all right watch him i just i i i couldn't handle it anymore i just
Just doing you this her got the video put it here. All right. Thank you. I don't know how to do it, so I appreciate you
You just download it
Download to a file bucket there in here. Oh, okay. I don't know man. Thanks. Aren't you younger than us, dude?
It's been a long day for me just like yesterday was a long day every time I don't do something my excuse is it's been a long day I
Appreciate you tonight. Thank you for
I'm like he's
I just got an announcement of goodbyes in my discord. Oh
So it's eight Raptors and a gator small gator
Actually that might be a full ground gator. Oh, I should have a picture
You hear my one call ready
Are these Sarah's or these are Sarah's these are Sarah's eight
Is that you running around?
No, it's it's not because this guy's playing stego chat
It's just because this guy his skill level is the amount of eight of these guys
He's that good. We'll make him leave
No, I'm saying let us go sort of needs to make sense that's it
There's things that need to be changed in Tarkov because they're broken and it's acknowledged that it's broken
And again some stuff isn't
You ran off towards the east so he's already killed three stairs
There's one two three four five six seven left
So those tens hairs. Yeah, that's such a W hiding spot
They don't want to roll in on them. Actually just killed three which is understandable
or the stair
When they follow because now they have them in the best spot they can have them in right now up against the rock on the
open one dead
two dead so he's killed five said help
so now there's just three, four
wait something fighting? yeah raptors are jumping
this red one's red yeah I'm gonna throw up
I can't remember he's dead you killed one the red one?
yeah he went back up here
oh big mistake, mini mistake there
I
Got a talk to him about that 72% growth
Your first video I'm looking at it
This guy's killed five of the tenser's that started on him. He doesn't look full-grown to me either
He looks like he's like 50 when the video is just explaining something we already know
It's just showcasing how ridiculous there
There's another two dead so there's seven dead, there's like two left, look how long
you have to just sit here and juke up and attack, forever, never attack either, never
fucking attack.
What phase are they in the raid boss?
She does that.
Is this like phase five?
I mean they're not phase three or four right now, it's already done, it's fucking
ultimate, Telstra going on seven of them, seven bodies, actually eight bodies, actually
fuck I think I see nine bodies right hold on the original was three over here
five six seven eight yeah there's eight bodies around there's still like three
more Saras around hair and shit and nobody can even do shit about them
they want to kill them but they just can't they just have to smile and wave
and that's the aisle smile away boys smile and fucking wave if they
If you're just a kid in the fucking bush you lived
Should have not treated it like a PvP game and a PvE game like it is he dumbass
Every stago just a pro player this guy says just to let you know
I was an admin above this fight and the stago's HP was still 70% HP the whole time
Hey, what can we do to you know make people happy well, I just fucking you know
Rockets on that motherfucker. Let's watch the big bad decision-making dude ignore them
It's crazy
We really need to keep our core player base happy put laser eyes on mr. Gray with a soul that's a go
It's my dude. I would love to have a conversation with mr. Gray about his convert his thought process on stago versus Sarah
Oh, dude, I want to know like how he does against them like, you know
Really you know, it's not all it's not all the time that he's he's mopping like that
Yeah, it's not all the time. He's got to come across some stegos where he's probably like it's not worth my time to fight this guy
I think it's a misconception about this game
When fighting herbivores it won't be over in a few minutes. Sometimes you have to starve them out
Yeah, you have to starve them out. They
They can eat everything on the ground
Do you know when we fought three stegos one time, we got them on their back foot and they walked into a cave, had one person eating and drinking and resting, well the other two turned their tail toward the cave.
And it's just like, at what point in time do you make like, live in the life of stego at least a little bit difficult besides their pro time.
They deserve this, they grow for nine hours.
Well tell you what, make my Sarah a 20 hour grow then.
You know what I'm saying?
All right, got some water and we're good to go.
Hey, I'm all in favor for making the...
Sarah, I have a bite for us at 300.
Do players control the stagos? Well, fucking pussy-ass players, but yeah.
They do.
This is scuffed.
The divas for sure.
Just got off Overwatch practice.
They're the diva main for their team. They go straight to stago.
And they have an easier time.
You don't have to fight stagos, just move away from it.
just move away from it. Yeah, like I said, you smile and wave, brother. So much fun.
Just smile and wave at the five man stago squadron. I'm 75% looking for a purpose in
life as a dino.
He's wrapped us up, they've been carnals to come over and we fight the carnals, honestly.
Unless you don't want to do that yet, because we might die. So, it's like not even big
enough to fight.
I mean 125 by force out of the 150 max that we have 23 we're still strong we're strong
we're missing 200 health almost we have a dead body nearby we keep eating that and then
No, what is this in front of us? Right to left.
Oh, those are raptors up there. Oh, where? Oh, over here on the right?
Yeah, this is a stupid tube, bro. Raptors hanging out on raptor rock.
Those guys literally hang out there until they get a group.
Takes for a fucking ever. They just sit there.
Yeah, super quick. Agile and they just afk in a rock.
You can't do that, man. Like, I was on raptor, I had to keep moving.
I think my ADHD kicks in and I'm like I gotta move.
77.
I don't know if uh...
Is there not a lot... can...
Can a Hera not get to that spot?
Like there is no way to get a for a heritage up there, huh?
No, no trees.
Okay, I have a few trees around this fucking stupid asshole.
I know, right?
Yeah, I know where it is.
We're not fighting these guys.
We're just looking to be friends. We're just jealous that they can jump me. Oh
Fuck walk that ramp walk that ramp. He's gonna try to come back
Lots of fucking smoke raptors bitch
I'm out fast as fuck if the same one pounds as you twice. I would put the pressure on
Honestly, that's a big reason why they're probably sitting on a raptor rock is they just not managing their
Stamwell
Over-pouncing and then they just and it can have to go back to the rock and restam it takes fucking forever on our after
I'm gonna log out be back in like five ten minutes or quick
Jody are you on sir? No
On a raptor in a different part of the map just trying to get killed by something you should try legacy later
Maybe you like it stuff for real, but I'm like fighting and people just like a runaway
to watch it I guess to be raptor I'll get picked apart because they'll just all
collapse on me I might just send it off a cliff doesn't take that long to get to
the full grown raptor you're full grown rapid
it didn't take that long it's lucky I don't make him fucking throw up on either
of those it's boys are obviously hurt or they be here with them
we get to her 3v2 at the beginning then we got a little guy charming in
I did pretty good there
Yeah, I'm pretty fucked up
Gotta go look for some shit to eat. I think I see you like a body over here. Call me
Okay, I'm just here to do what thing one of us just needs to get out for now
We got jumped by a bunch of fucking carnage
Made one throw up and you'll be happy about that. I might go to the water
I'm yellow right now.
What's up, Ali?
Okay, give me a second, Greg.
Give me a second.
There's no way to lose rap, there's no quality.
Because I'm seeing the boss around.
You can go too.
I'm gonna heal a little bit while I wait and kind of look at this water area.
See if I see any of these guys walk by.
I
Guess what you're in trouble. They don't be in trouble right now
I've got a decay be some drinks going dude. We should do that
I'm just low on water and I can't get into a stand battle if I'm low on water, but I just got to get some help, and I'm going to Carno running at me. I've changed his mind. I've set some Raptors.
I never thought I'd see Raptors working with Karnos, did he do it or is he?
Raptors might just be trying to take advantage of the Karnos situation, you know?
They didn't jump us when the Karnos were jumping us. They sat there last year.
I know, I'm sure they did.
Now I have a good amount of stands.
I kind of feel like we are Stegos to Raptors, almost.
I can see that.
Except we don't punish them with one hit.
Yeah.
But they're following us, though.
Just, yeah, he's on you.
anybody
This is an aggressive rapper. It must be a ceremony
We get to this cave, okay
I can't run, I don't want to waste my time.
You're fine.
I'll waste my time, though.
I do like the idea of running.
Cornering ourselves in here, might be a bad thing, might be a good thing, I'm not sure,
they don't want to follow.
No, they can't really escape.
Dude, I mean, if it's a tunnel.
Let's get drinks quick.
Are you good?
You good?
No, I'm not good, I need a drink.
Alright, go, go.
I need to get down.
I'm back. I'm running my little ass in the cave right now.
Yeah, be careful. There's carnows and rafters around there.
Yeah, I just waited for the rafters to chase the carnow.
Almost 100 percent. Just go baby.
What's up little guy?
Don't go. You should.
Okay. I'm all good.
I'm getting a scam right now. I'm at 32 percent.
How many I actually did here for all for one kill. That's what I'm saying. Let's take time
This game I've realized
I might take a gander back in the dark and darker soon
maybe kind of
Is it at least like
Well, I'm beating my head in in frustration on that game. It's happening a little bit faster
I fucking dare you
No, you guys don't want to see I thought you guys did okay, if you don't want to see them fuck that shit
I thought some of you guys want to watch wait
How's your health are you green?
I'm light green like just got into green so probably about 80%
But I mean I can stuff like these guys are not good car no players
Yeah, we're just gonna have to stick to the plan
smile and wave
just staggers I won't fight him and
We'll try not to fight him and
Maybe dibbles to be honest
That's all I get worse from
Cuz we're gonna get we're getting more close we're getting closer to full-grown. I
Might just a merge from this bitch full-grown some 92%
Like I said no matter how you feel about the balance of the dino PvP I
Still think at the very base level this map needs some sort of flow to it
Just come back when they add the newer larger dinos
So those just like take the place of the small ones like who's playing the small guys
We're just a point of playing a Sarah at that point just to kill the smaller dinos
Feel like that's just a weird
That doesn't make sense for a hundred person server
Sarah's would be like dillos
I imagine on a server T-Rex will be limited to a certain amount of players
Why isn't the stega held to that same standard? It's just kind of a weird thing. Are all the dinos gonna have limitations?
or none of the dinos that's probably just a server like an official thing so in is it
technically can everybody play a t-rex in an official
I'll bet you guys but uh I just hit 180 hours in this game.
Well, I have a shit brother.
I can play professional.
250.
Okay, well you know what?
Whatever, it's not a competition, okay?
This is everybody gets a trophy here, okay?
Yeah, yeah, this is the aisle.
Stop competing with me, okay?
Yeah, that's 281, motherfucker.
Yeah, tell him, yeah.
God damn!
What's up?
I
Is what a good game once human single-player game, right? Yeah, it's pretty good
Okay, no matter take it back. Wait, what was that single-player game quote from back then you're like a robot
I've never played Beast of Bermuda. I don't know if I can get around the graphics. I might try it.
Yeah, I know Shenmueh once even. I've had Sponsor's Change Shenmueh a few times.
I haven't gotten that deep into it. Josh really likes it. He goes real deep into it.
I like the building.
See, I'm not a big fan of building games. I usually stay away from them.
All in like building in rust.
Last building is just too good plus like meta builds and stuff and like learning builds. It's like your builder is actually
It's like a skill set in rust
Where's my full grown stats 97 98? How are you literally catching up to me? What's your diet?
109
KG you put a list of games that we can all play together
in the
Maybe because he heard that I'm so I can get sick and tired of this shit games we can play see if thieves
Of course, he put listen don't take this one. This is a bias take the elder skulls online. He loves that shit for some reason
It's not that over public
Online if it's not I don't even think that's that's not even is that what it's called. I think it's what's called
seven days to die rust no man's sky the other open world space games so star
citizen Conan dark and darker or Daisy hey what's that one where you can be
robots and you go and collect valuable goods and you can you can break them
and it costs money it's like a new game that just came out I've been seeing
all of the tips on yourself yeah repo is that what it's called yeah I've heard that game
is fun basically you guys load in and we're like robots from like a scientist and you
use voice in game so we won't be in discord is it a multiplayer game yeah it's like you're
with your friends you pvp not co-op mostly no pvp i mean you can kill them
and stuff i'm sure if i looked at that list again i think his theory was pvp
related games but i'm down with a co-op game of the one swap for sure but he's
talking like main jammers i think oh okay he's talking like hard swap off
the dyno bullshit into such and such you know what I mean which rust would infuriate us another
game I'm not like I don't really play a lot so I try to drag you guys down you can't drag
us down in any of these games don't stress it we play with Judd and we've played with
I remember meeting Judd for the first time and I just thought I kept offering him a drink.
Well he's a good dude. He's a little bit of a hip shit too.
You just gave my phone to me. I gave it to you. It's all you want.
Let's start shooting.
What do you want?
You want to come out for a little bit?
I'm going to get bleed resistance. Where's that at?
I don't know.
How are you?
I appreciate you. If you can play rust about stream cypress it'd be great. Yeah, we can't go
What's I give you one second. I'm always to load it. I'm always down to let up see if these
I'm full ground
without the jank
I used to go all slow man
I have footprints on that guy's tank
I'm not into that
I'm not into that
I would do it
I was going to come like I knew
I was going to come like I knew
I was going to come like I knew
Wait no he's not
No, no, no, no, like, no, like, I crashed into a wall on fighting them, so I had to fight him at the door like, oh, he's not friendly, he's not friendly.
He's not friendly.
Carefully, you could fall.
You guys on number one?
Yeah.
Right there?
Yeah.
Nice.
You got a three there.
Sorry.
Yeah.
sci-fi Harry Potter game. Harry Potter goes to space.
And Guardians of Yostok.
And Williams, like a glove it takes to space.
The guy that you know but that's not his.
He always used to call it that.
It's kind of in the smell, you can see.
You can always see him.
He'll definitely send it.
He'll show some game play.
I think it really will.
I can use sabotage and logistics and things of that nature.
He's going to come out of the bush this year.
I see the wrappers.
Yeah, it should be big enough now where they can't sit together.
And now we're 100% before we're fighting them all.
We got a whole group in six of them.
Little wrappers on the ground, running around.
Hold it in your hand.
Yeah, a little wrappers scam.
You're all alone out there now
Scummy I tried it. I gotta give it an actual try though. I'm giving it a fair chance
I'm not big into questing
Good enough questing in the tea so it's hard to do that for me. I'm on an official passive growth
Officials there it's kind of like MMO we have to hurry
We'll see man. Thank you snook for the 20 man. I do appreciate you by the
That's a lot of money, so thank you. We'll see we'll see
I'll check out the t-rex when it comes to your general sandwich show some gameplay
I think you'd like include sabotaging logistics and things of that nature
I gotta take a look.
Is that an armory forger?
Hard-crossed passenger.
So I should just jump straight into Hard-Cory, I think.
On Path of Exile?
Path of things?
Yeah, weird movement on that game too.
This fall is a fuckin' blood?
Where do I lose that at?
It's raining.
It's raining right now.
But I have, like, made with this stuff.
I
Chewie a little more blood here
How long does it affect last like I'm still tripping five minutes. I don't know what's up, huh?
I was wrong
Yeah, what up, dude?
Listen, that's just usually a two weeks notice when I quit a game, bro. That's all
We've been in the two weeks. You said you're gonna quit on day one
Bro, did you see what I dealt with yesterday?
Yes, I listen I in your chat will have my view listen. They'll tell you I had your back
I agree with every word. I watched your video and was so pissed off that I didn't even play today
Yeah
You see the devil hit me out of the tree like the biggest pussy on the planet
What was it Raptors and like Raptors if they latch on to something if a bush
Touches them they get dismounted right now and like a long leaf just done. Yeah
That's why Raptors don't move when you get knocked off on
That dude the game is so much fun. It just has so many little problems that
that become a huge problem.
Does that make sense?
Like the Stego, the stamina bug.
I'm telling you Jared, if the stamina bug wasn't in the game,
you would have a hundred times better
of a time fighting Stegos.
Well, you have to explain to me the difference.
They wouldn't be able to do the fast run.
Yeah, sure.
Let's say that you're fighting,
you know how a good Stego player is the ones
that don't swing their tail like crazy?
Well, even if you're fighting a good Stego player,
The more they swing their tail, once that stamina is drained, they literally just sit there,
and that big tail swing turns into just little paper cuts, and you can kill them.
You actually get rewarded for capturing the staggo.
Are you sure?
Yes, brother.
That existed before.
It's how it is now.
That's how you would kill a staggo.
You would stamina drain him, and then you would just basically get to murder him
while he was alive.
See that's kind of like one of the most annoying things about the game though is that
It's like to me. That's like
Gamebreaking should get fixed as quick as possible type of things
and it's
Instead not considered anything
I'd said the exact same thing today. That's what frustrates me. You have that
Dillo's Dillo is the best fucking dino in the game the most fun and enjoyable to play and
And it quite literally is useless 95% of the time because mimics are broken like that is
Well, that dino is it's it's all about mimics. You're you're destroying it
Broken
broken
Raptors have issues maybe three minutes. It's three to five minutes. Yeah, that's long so
This guy's gonna get water
I can't tell you how many times I've been in a fight with Adilo and they kill me and I saw him like three or four times
Because he's just sending mimics over and over and over again
We were testing and it seems to be like when that when you're on uneven terrain
They don't work but when you're on flat just straight flat-ass ground
They have a better chance of actually hitting the target
That's what I'm saying now is is that all of these like problems these these haven't
Now they
Go other shit like nighttime used to be worse and a bunch of other things they fix that but now these things are broken
Where'd he go? Yeah, my thing is is like Jared said dude you have to hop fix especially when it's game breaking like a sego
It's all right. I said no no they do not well from what I understand. I could be wrong
They don't hop fix they put out patches and fix everything at once
There's no like weekly other raptor
They said that there's fixes on the work testing for a lot of this stuff
but there's you can't have servers on
what is a little bit more agility as a
deputy Mike I don't know man yeah I'm
making excuses for him but they have
been the payroll but shut up man no
listen like I shit talk this these
motherfuckers all morning long trust me
I'm not making any excuses for him I'm
just saying the reality of it I swear
I'm a dad 13 dad 13,000 like active
player. They've made money. Times that by 20.
They've made a ton of money, brother. Their last record whenever we came here was, I think,
it was like 11-8 and they've hit 14-9, I believe, on there. So, yeah, they've definitely gotten
a lot of players, man. I hope they... How many players do they have now?
Over 14,000, I believe. Oh, sure, yeah. Their new record is over 14,000.
Can I add more people to their staff, dude? To the dead list.
Okay, okay, that's relax
But um, it's I just don't know the whole deal with it while we get other dinos out is not a concept that I would fucking be rolling
Yeah
Gotta fix that they happen. Yeah
Yeah, yeah, anyways, all right. I'm heading out of here. Just wanted to
I'm gonna show it to you guys.
Later, boys.
See you later, bruh.
Yo, what up, Naughty?
Yeah, what up, bruh?
How are you, man?
Terrible.
What's the movie tonight, bro?
What's the movie?
You say, what's the movie?
Shut up.
What dino's are you seeing in the bush with, asshole?
True.
Motherfucker, what you asking?
We only wrote one dino, bruh.
I don't know what the fuck we're doing.
We only wrote one fucking dino.
Shit, bro.
They say who's here? I say Sarah
Dead ass asleep
Killed one of the Raptors is like, you know
Oh nice, okay
Listen, I think the Raptor scuff is the best scuff. I love seeing him drive away in his car
oh yeah it's just Mario carting that out oh yeah
take the jump of a banana peep you guys still in north like yeah yeah there's a lot of two
Raptors left RIP I gotta make my ass through Highlands
there's got to be a way onto this rock dude like come on dude
can't tell me these arms don't have some type of muscle I'm not gonna leave them
cause I think he's AFK
yeah
I need a drink soon
you shoulda went with us dude
what are you doing?
well I was resting in the field
and I killed the raptor
alright go down there
on the left
like far end
yeah yeah
should be solid
I'll just stay here
cause I can't seem to
fuck it
I'm here chat sorry
Caroline's feeling sick so
I'm just making sure she's okay
WDW
got more dino nuggies
Nah, pizza.
This is nothing good for us guys.
Raptors fighting raptors here are stupid.
They don't ever look at... Look at these guys. They're stupid as shit.
I killed one, but...
Put it on the hilltop.
What is the issue you guys having right now?
Here's the problem.
Raptors are pussies.
True. Okay. Well, yeah, they're not...
Unless we're playing them, then we're probably the only aggressive raptors.
Hold on. Is that a star?
Is that a car, though?
I made a puke.
It's funny that they're so passive like unless like it's perfect fight for them when it doesn't even take like a long
Right there right there on the hilltop. That's a herbie
Hello
What is that thing called as like yeah, it's up here
I have a little bleed I'm yellow but I chomped him hard. I'm high as fucker. Yeah
Okay
Dude, are you good wrapped on me wrapped on me wrapped on me. They're jumping. Yeah, they're jumping
I
Staying on this bush here
Can't see shit, bro. I can't
I heard you shitting on my list bro. What the fuck if they hit me. I'm not worried about it. I bleed resistant
Okay, I just got gas or two
So I was going to get my food.
Yeah, well, I don't want to like break off down here.
That's why they want to get one of these.
Did I hit you?
I'm a blister.
Yeah, I'm going to get one of these.
I'm bleeding.
I'm seeing again.
Yeah, I put bleeders this time, bro.
I always run it.
I just don't have 100 in it.
Go right there and save my life, bro.
I just hard sad it while I would have died when I'm
sitting.
And there's a few of them.
That was scary.
That was fun.
If I had just been eating that guy,
I would have died, but that was a lot of fun.
I just killed 20 Raptors.
I believe Star Wars is other food in here.
Watch out, True Dawns.
All right, I'm getting full reset.
Just need water and a wave from my blood to go up.
That's where the cave?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm gonna go to the score.
Yo, Summit.
What's up?
So, you know, I heard you had a critique in my list,
and we're in that trap.
Not bad.
There are sims on there.
Thought you had.
They have multiplayer and sims on there.
A list of kind of food.
Hey, you know what other games are there, buddy?
You want any top of two Raptors?
Hey, you handle it.
If we go over there, they'll stop fighting you.
One of the two of those more fighters.
I believe in you.
Fight next to a tree.
I know he wouldn't like arcs, especially if there's no
primitive.
Listen, motherfucker, I'm just suggesting things.
I'd be fine with playing Halo Wars.
I think it's at least a one-off.
I think Rebo would be fucking funny.
Well, which one?
Rebo's a new game.
Yeah, thank you guys.
You alright, Nex?
Yeah, I'm pretending like I'm wounded.
We're out of scam.
What's the end game in Isle?
You spawn in the end game in Isle.
It's the fun of it, dude.
You spawn in South Plains, nobody ever moves,
and then they all just fight each other to death right there.
Made these guys throw up a lot, so...
Sorry, the game's really been annoying,
as of late, boys.
Either we're walking around for two hours,
We're getting one tap of Stegos, a five-man Stegos squad, you know what I'm saying?
Six-man fucking Dimple Squad.
You just keep fucking, keep racking off these stupid fucking things that happen, you know?
Our best fight that we've gotten to recently was when it was a four, we did a 4v4 versus some other Seroths.
It was pretty dope. That was probably the most we've had.
That Raptor battle was okay, I guess, right there.
pretty fun for you know possibly losing the teammate or saving pretty dope
moment you have scum a full try with the boys I've played scum it's just gonna
it's just gonna be another one of those games it's hard to get everybody into
the game I think the reason this one works is because it's simplicity right
so I'm not trying to hate on a simplicity too much because that is what I
also like about it I got these fucking I got like three pack he's trying to
I can start some shit with me highlands at the water spot. I just beat this shit out of one
That is boy showed up. I'm hiding trying to get them
They get you broken at all. No, I heard him. I heard like some fucking tap and I turn around
He's running at me and I like juked and then head tapped them throw up right away another rock there
There it is, baby
Yeah, we just gotta let you do your thing if you start get over well no tusk will come run out
I mean his boy right in front of them
you feel like a stagot tell us we get over long kind of take the fight slowly
come towards the cave if you're gonna be a kind of defensive three we got it
haunted you have spam here's them on it I've done I've done you got to go
system real quick let me get some system you'll come towards the cave get my
stand back as we speak guys you guys okay
They're strong
Be cool to see you guys challenge yourselves to do a rapid pack
Yeah
Be able to hunt more if we were an aggressive rapid pack because we don't really get to do that now
We only get to hunt
herbivores because you know a lot of the carnivores are faster than us fast so we only fight
carnivores if they are i'll let you guys to be one of them
how do you guys think you need me i don't want them to run so i want to make sure make it seem
you know he needs to think he can win to stick around so i'll leave you guys to it
I
Was not fighting you back
No mercy
to help us but you're a hooker boy
before it goes
right on
it doesn't make any sense to me
what I just witnessed right now
I just got off a 12 hour shift
I just wanted to call you and you got me
dude
I smoked that patchy
I'm almost two guys
what kind of raspberries are you sneaking up on us?
okay
I'll find you on another one
he found me in the bush
Oh, the thing there's his body.
After this run, guys, we're playing Raptors.
Yeah!
We're gonna see what it's like to actually play like real Raptors.
He's motherfucking up, he's dumbass,
just sitting on a fucking rock doing Jack Diddy.
I want to see what it's like to actually go into some fights with him.
You will? I will say that.
Stand out fast, but, yeah, you don't have to just get on a fucking rock for the time of the trip.
Who'd like to boy through that?
I
Let us go I don't I'm not really aware of that I thought I thought raptors did the similar thing that we jump on
We put a bleed and we jump off. We're not supposed to stay out for too long unless we count them together, right?
We have a better chance at killing a little guy. I saw you hanging in there
He has almost killed on it until we killed the other body
Next to trees
They'd have a better chance against Divils then better chance against stegos Raptors. Yes
How many Raptors these motherfuckers got like real fucking sack I guess you're sitting up here
to help you
You know you guys got a bunch of wussy raptors, huh? Maybe after I play that I'll understand why
We have a lot of us on discord
I got you bulls or well, it's better than fucking just relying on Dible for that. I mean, they're not Dible Dilla
Dilla's a straight broken
Two stegas in the south yeah, look at this guy
Just get up there actually we can get on that part we can get on that part we can get on that part
Yeah, you can get on that you get on that
try
What's Apache?
That's Apache
Why does he think he's gonna be safe with the Raptors? I don't know or he's trying to jump on like the side
Yeah, you got to show that she thinks he's a raptor
It's not mixed packing.
Nice jump.
It's his role play.
He's just role playing.
Yeah.
Yeah, he was.
It's just things.
He was raised by raptors.
I'm just role playing.
Friendly Sarah.
Friendly Sarah especially.
They're running with their problems.
I can understand their problems.
Bird just took their babies.
Wait.
They're not.
What do you mean took their babies?
Wait.
They're not.
What do you mean took their babies?
Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
took one of the babies he swooped around maybe an egg that's a trick with
them right they get a grown-ups and then they just have unlimited eggs they
keep it don't point rappers get a memory disposable like if we don't you
fight there's gonna be casualties that's just the life of rapper shit like
toadie said like a collective hell yeah one big HP bar
Homies die they just run back
What's the plan for now we got to go stare at that some shit
Let's go south to the stagos action
You went to when he went me oh
You want one of you want everybody kid you and then you died and get mad when you get eaten
I have not lost I have not lost one be one to anybody but some respect my gang somebody listen
South Plains
Kill stagos or die trying play Raptor. Yeah
Yeah
I heard they've been hatching some new ones in so we have some super stagos. I won't rage quit
Yeah, getting ready stagos only made it so there's all you guys are silly the patch
He tried to head but the Raptors off the cliff. Oh
I'll be killed that guy try to help us
We shouldn't have killed that guy I mean, I mean we kind of have like a problem with herbivores though
You guys been fucking us up lately. We just want what we want to do
Yeah, I mean just like the other guy. He wasn't even fighting us back. They do come on man. Like we're not mixed backing. Sorry
There you go right there. Do whatever it do it everybody else does make a serrat act like you don't know we're there
I wish those Saras would do that for me man. They just eat me when they see me. Yeah, smoked yesterday. That's what chat tells me all the time. It's like, I'll be like, I'll be telling people. I'll be like, dude, everyone's friendly and daisy, bro, everyone's always trying to form groups and then chat would be like, bro, that's just for streamers. They're like, everyone kills everyone.
Yeah, you know it goes Garrett we're in this we're in that we're in that phase
Eggs the stags rotated. I'm trying to see what it was to the Highlands
We kill everyone from this point forward
What about us following us? Oh, he's cool
I'm a full grown I'll be the last one standing because I'm lost in the woods
I
No fucking idea
Sound like fucking gone with the wind or some shit yeah on a campaign trip
So I'm just starting that
Destin away not gone in the wind that's a movie
Jody pulls out an acoustic
I'm glad you guys have a good game that you guys like it ultimately but I'm not ultra mad
at the game.
I'm collectively not emotionally driven, I'm glad you guys got a game you like dude.
I play her Monica.
There is a Maya here that I have, oh no that's a Gator coming out of the water, what the
fuck was that angle?
Yeah there's a croc here, making a move, it's on the move, interesting.
Nice colors dude.
And Sam, well, Foxhole's a great game, dude.
Have you ever done any partisan runs?
That's what I used to like to do in Foxhole.
Go behind enemy lines into their territories
and try to kill their logistic trucks,
go into the front lines, or try to kill people at bases,
or building bases, or whatever the fuck.
Kill all their, kill all their, like,
I used to like killing those, they used to have machines that made it so they could farm their materials really fast, I used to blow those trucks up.
I'll blow all the trucks up really.
They had all cost supplies.
You ever done any of those runs?
Still kind of a noob so it's so in depth.
So yeah, it's a lot of fun.
They're called partisan runs.
You like get like a boat you make your own little boats
You'll get materials from like a spot at like a front line
You know go off to the side make your own little boat get the materials you need which is like binoculars a wrench a gun
Bullets, you know a bandage, you know shit like that right you roll out on the boat all by your loan
So maybe two or three guys that you do like two three-point parties
Maybe a little bit more for parts of the rooms depending and you can go behind enemy lines
And your little fucking boat and then you get out and you search for like you can see on the map
like their resource spots right you'll go to those resource spots and then you
can hop in their cars and you hop in their cars you use the wrench to get
into it you hop into their cars and their defenses will kill the car so you
just hop in the car kill the defense move to the
it's fun my favorite thing to do in Foxhole partisan runs they even have
like a crew called the quick response force the qrf it's like the anti
partisan so they'll have like a group coming after you guys if they notice
that you're killing one of their logic trucks and shit like that they'll send
out a unit forget your ass with little cars tanks whatever they got pretty cool
the side of the game maybe you haven't seen yet
Currently headed south down the South Plains River passing the waterfall
Later on when you get like C4's or whatever the fuck those are you can you can take out bridges
Take boats to bridges just take them out
South Los Angeles taking a west
Boulevard
Haven't seen an Empire's yet. Is it playing well? I've heard it does not
But that's the medieval version of Foxhole
That's probably the best thing I've ever done in the game
I still remember the first part of everyone blowing up that storm cannon dude. That was insane. I don't even know how he got to that point
Watch you guys do that
We just passed her
That's freaking out she hear this
I won't get lost in the woods. Did you guys uh did you guys already go over the dam?
No, we're heading to the dam very close. We'll be there in 15 seconds
Can't see you there in five thirty seconds
Sounds like armor
How star citizen I heard of that one. That's a pretty fun game
I heard there's like rats that like wait to get into people shit
It's really scummy, but they just like wait to like slide through their door and then take them hostage or some shit
That's all they do.
Imagine like cucking on one of their ships and like waiting for them to drop it off right and then like steal it
Oh, yeah, it's disgusting man. I do
I see fucking 30k on a ship
Sighting it
It's honestly pretty awesome. Like if you can see gun somewhere ship
Till the pilot. Can you can you sell their
Stuff at the cargo. Yeah, you'd have to get another ship that
Yeah, uh, you or a friend owns transfer all the cargo to it and then, yeah.
I mean, that game sounds like really fun though, but is it like super complicated?
Yes.
Yeah, it could be pretty hard to learn it.
But thing is, the good thing is, is apparently they got server messaging working, I don't
know, right now, but soon, which is, used to be only 100 people per server, now it's
going to be like, I think like 600 or something, so it'll be just, while we're
active.
How's the USB?
USB 50?
50
50 each side each side each side
So we had was 500 600 people now. Oh man
Yeah, so it's a lot. It'd be a lot different at Pickersfield now, brother
How's the how's the PVP on that
Is it mostly ship battles or it's absolutely atrocious unless they got the server FPS to
be better.
And it's just like cod style shooting.
Oh, you talking ship to ship or ground combat?
Oh yeah, it's just ground combat.
Ship to ship is crazy.
I actually like their ship combat a lot.
Like you fly and somebody's in the fucking gunner like fucking Star Wars type shit?
Yeah, you can do that absolutely there are ships with a gunner and a driver or a pilot I guess
Yeah, it's badass as fuck their flight their flight
Simulation is really cool when you get kills and stuff out there in PvP with the ship. It's a it's a good feeling
Do you lose your shit for good though if it blows up? No
You just go back to a you go back to a spawn point and you take your shit out from me
It like kind of like an outpost at sea thieves
I remember reading some shit like some people ships are like worth like fucking
Yeah, so like seriously, but if it just blows up like you just get it back
No, that's even online isn't it?
As I sell it for a line
How can I play see these are different this is something I play every once in a while just haven't come back
Yeah, where you at by the way are you by this
I'm gonna run
I'm just kind of like yeah, we're back though. We're heading south from the dam
I'm saying a south from the dam on the right side of water access
Yeah
Yeah, we already have like a random meaning with us and it's kind of technically a fourth but at this point
I'm gonna be honest with you. I can give a fuck with all these stupid dumb ass stagels running around how many fucking stairs I got
Well, listen, I'm not an admin. It doesn't matter. It was taken away
If I can ban from MF survival then so fucking be it
Yeah
of shilling with the updating and do more polish and fixing shit yeah I'm telling
you it's because I yelled at Jerry got him fired
there's a dev there named Jerry couldn't fucking do a goddamn thing correctly and
yeah there's even there's a laser field that you when you are escaping prison
that you're supposed to be able to like go underneath but it doesn't matter it
still kills you either way so you have to like go through it get killed by the
lasers then go the next time through it and the lasers aren't there right so
then you know fucking Jerry just can't do a stupid fucking laser job it's pretty
sad right yeah fuck you Jerry Jerry's also a made-up dev not really so you
don't feel that Jerry now we're gonna go out of the way after someone she got
I'm fired.
Yeah, yeah.
Listen.
Put the fries in the bag, Jerry.
Have you been to Pyro yet?
I haven't gone on yet.
Have you been to Pyro?
No, I haven't.
Yeah, like the wormhole to go to fucking Pyro,
where I guess it's like a big PVP over there?
Have you been there?
Have you done it?
No.
No, I haven't done shit on there.
Nah, well, yeah, it's like that game.
Hey, you're tough.
and we can go into this bridge
is the evening
he was the one where you lose it you lose it
there's like a famous like battle in the online that's worth like insane
amounts of money and ships that were lost
so much so that apparently the battlefield is uh... they still left
all the remains there from the battle field
or something
i don't know
to work moment. Yeah, this was the battle of 2022. I think that was three years ago, man.
What the fuck? It was like $40,000 USD loss, someone said. Okay, I can't. I can't see
myself spending that much. You know who made $40,000 though. People that won the battle.
No, how much money you got re-spent on the game after that?
Oh, yeah.
Wait, so Eve is paid to win like you're buying parts and shit for your shit?
Yeah, I have no idea how the currency works.
You know, huh?
That's what Larry is.
I'm just saying, I assume the whales winnering that you just buy crazy shit.
The whales?
After foxhole, Larry's on the point.
Eve online pretty much exclusively.
Larry? Really?
Yeah, bad end Larry.
Yeah.
Does he like it?
I mean, there's all that shit now.
Mm-hmm.
Everybody knows we just...
We run stupid as hell.
Everybody asked us just to work.
Like...
You know, you know what's crazy?
There's so many games, like Hidden Gems,
like we didn't know about this,
there's been out for like five years.
Even though this pisses us off.
See, I know this pisses us off.
Yeah, man, this game's great.
I fucking hate it though.
Fuck, I just wanna fucking slay it.
But anyway, I'm gonna play a couple more hours.
I mean my title of this game sucks.
That's a good title.
I do bro, I just hate watchers, I'm a hate player for sure.
I do the same thing on Hunt Showdown bro, running into a shotgun in close quarters is just like
run into a stago brother that games fun do though my my my one IRL friend been
trying to get me to play it again there was like a recent update think a couple
months ago I just hate when they go in the camp when a dark dark is good to
yeah they had a camp they for sure can't we're shocking they sit there
where they sit like they don't even go for the fucking monster they just wait
at the exit for you. I don't see I don't remember that too often. It happened to me a few times.
The exit time. Dark and darker I was it I was a professional cleric. Dark and darker
pro. What was your character? Claire I would play cleric live heal you and then smite people.
Yeah you're a cheater. I played the class that everyone hated in my chat. I played
um what it was it called it was a fighter but it was a uh like a a lightweight fighter it was
like with a bow and i was like all clawed a marbarian no i was literally a slayer slayer fighter
no it's literally a fighter i know they added people when i stopped playing i just don't remember
what they added i tried every version of fighter to be honest but slayer was the most fun
I
Was my I probably played like some type of fighter for my secondary, but I'm mostly played clear
Your hand to the highlands a big doofus
I have you know I have almost 300 hours in this game. Yeah, yeah, I know I'm going. Yeah, what do I have?
We can all make a YouTube video right now that the title can say what a thousand hours looks like playing I mean together
I
Yeah, I got I got 214 hours. I just hit a hundred and eighty
Yeah, pretty weak shit to get your numbers up
Yeah, I'm gonna do 24 hours
Listen guys, this is a PvE game stop rubbing in people's faces everybody get the trophy man. Yeah, relax
Okay, it's not a PvP game
It costs you a month of real-world time to fix
You'd have to make time to play with others and stick to a schedule what yeah fuck that you can't make that
They give a mistake in your skill tree
That the crash outs the hours
Fishman appreciate you support like that's a
Lot of money bro, so thank you
They were all like mid-range
Let's shoot
Sorry, I looked away at least
Okay, thanks for that season. I bought a I bought new things today. I had a good day
Well, you know what my dad went and bought like new tables that I broke. So we're gonna go new tables
Yeah, new falling tables. Yeah, my little dinner tables
Yeah, you know, that's a fat man's dream right there. They're not dream, but cool
What'd you guys get for dinner?
Like what kind of food?
I treated him to steak.
Aw dude, nice. I'm gonna get a steak this week actually.
Medium rare rib eye.
Exactly what I had.
It's like a baked potato man.
Let's see if Terra will get donuts.
Not the minimum.
You're still recovering the bleed.
Really? Yeah.
Sit down bro.
I know it's healed but still I can't.
Oh, okay.
right now you know I'm fucking this never it wouldn't be all when do you eat
donuts my timeframe for eating donuts is all times anytime you know what I know
what new game we should play we should make a game on the Red Dead you could
never offer me a donut and I'm like too late a night for a donut all over
of those donuts. You can wake me up in the middle of the night and say you'll be
got donuts and I'd be like thank god you woke me up. Not too many things
I could say that to you know. Donuts are good for your muscles. Okay that's it.
I'm gonna tell Carolina
Don't so good for my muscles chat told me now she never objects to the donuts it was explained
Should bring a whole box of hand to like take out many
Yeah, you know underrated donut maple donuts what are those long ones called am a raptor now, what are the longer ones called this called
The maple bar that's with the car bars. Yeah, the maple bar is pretty good. It's pretty hard
Says
If I want to just bleed him
Without pinning do I just click right click or do I have to hold either way?
Listen, I'll be chilling. I'll make sure to tune in and watch see how bad you guys are getting upset about it.
Oh, you hate it next to it?
Yeah, this isn't in the last flight of the night when I come up here to Stegos.
Now I'm saying I'd be playing Raptor and you like know that it'll be that outcome.
This is different, right? Because when I'm on Raptor, no one else is playing Raptor, so I'm literally solo bleeding
these dinos.
It was kind of rough not to lie. It was a little rough for me.
That's all Raptor fucking sucks.
You need a pack, you need a pack.
That's full-grown, yeah. So Raptors are pack animals, right, obviously.
And you guys will have each other, so it might work out, actually.
Because if you guys work together, and you guys bleed one target at a time,
Brother, three full-grown Raptors can take down a Sarah.
So if you have six of you guys, right, two Sarahs, three on each, oh dude.
You get one on this face and one on his ass, and it's all signed.
I said
It's going down right here
Hey head on over
You're at a
On the way
All the way to south to see if we can find some stegoscum, but we're probably not
Oh
Bad info guy
That inside man
Listen, we always got around
It's true if we really just want to kill each other off we could I'll just destroy all of you
Oh next you want to step up
I'm 100% you want to do it. I'm down
Let's find that's okay, if there's no sega service might need you
I want to watch I'm a watcher there's really one right there anyway right yeah we're all
trying to kind of die but we want to just throw our lives at something real quick
shit I went a little too much on the stand I think he's taking a patchy of the hill okay all right he
left he didn't want to he's on your right up the hill he's slurking on you a little bit
Yeah, he won't. Yeah, shut up. You land. You know what makes no sense? I head tap Apache
with my like charge like, you know, I don't think they get as much defense as they're
supposed to. Like a like a trike does. Or maybe it's because, bro, listen, because
they just didn't on the on the dinosaur lore, brother. So it's just a little bit of a
Aretha, go read the Reddit, bro. You don't understand?
Like, go read the Dibble Reddit.
Interess the fucking Reddit if it's bouncer.
Well, that's the Herbal War Reddit, dude.
Hangout group, they have meetups.
All I'm saying is that the patchy
would have definitely been able to hit that my table.
I'm just saying.
What the fuck are you talking about?
Exactly.
I attempted to break my table, but I couldn't do it.
You did that?
I'm fucking breaking the table.
Yeah, yeah, I tried to.
Well, after you said not to do it, then I was like,
I wonder if I can do it, so then I tried.
So what, do you have another table lined up?
Yes, I said I bought two new ones today.
He's got a table guy, just like he's got a new guy.
So you're saying that you successfully broke them.
So when I slammed into it, I broke the legs on it,
but I didn't slap a snap.
I didn't snap it in half, I just broke the legs on it.
So what do you tell your wife when she wakes up,
She's like what happened to the table?
She's like you did that again
This is not my first time last time I kicked it in half
Chris you're a hundred percent the bunker guy, you know
We'll get around it this one
Not sure about Sarah, but with Raptor and show
If you're above 30% stand you can crash to regen instead of laying down saving you
I'm interesting did somebody just say does dude wait 500 pounds. I have you know it's half of that you dick
Yeah
He's five foot four. Oh, it's more than half. He's like six. Thank you
Just crouching place 61. Okay. Oh damn. You've been losing good. You're under 60. I mean when the wind without work
I think I'm gonna do like a 30 minute segment every every stream. I'm actually not even wait. So I'll check
I'll check 30 minutes a week. Just lose your weight. Yeah
out looking at my treadmill looking at it oh yeah well he's watching here run
manifesting tell me if you guys hear this word by the way you can jump 50
times and take it as first mutation to cost 50% less stamina per jump I get
it for a second I get it for a second it's called like a strength and
I think it's probably worth it on reinforce raptor no notice it is reinforced I usually get that and
I also get the fall damage one sometimes does it help for fall damage if you have the extended
tendons or whatever it's called you know it just reduces stamina cost definitely you definitely
want the bleed one on raptor the jumping one and then the third one I'm not sure
I was just at photo for other raptors and shit. Oh, no, no, no, the damage the damage resistance
So you don't fucking die from larger species. Yeah, that works. Yeah, but if you get if you get hatched in you can have all of it
I mean, and they're easily hatched
It easily grows too. So you definitely want to want to get hatched. All right boys. We're here. I'm somewhat hungry
Motivation to murder
motivation to murder
I'm on the bridge where you they drink and that alligator almost killed me and shoddy
Oh
Man is to survive today with drinking I've been hitting these ponds that aren't normally anybody in them
It wasn't like great gashers better photo gastro congen which congen
I mean, I guess the 5% I don't know
Oh, you got your 15% just to say I'm Sarah on Sarah I do
Conj and Castro and increase bleed resistance. I'm just gonna get the same stuff. I get out there
yeah you do want the jump one though because a lot of times you'll be
trying to juke them and get away from because you're way more mobile by
jumping and it wastes a lot of stamina but if you get the jump one it like
reduces it so much yeah I'm not gonna get the jump one
okay all right where are these guys what is this guy who's this Anelis Sarah
I'm gonna jump them out don't take off I heard it let's go baby you're just
crocs by the way that's all I'm gonna take the lower I see you down there yeah
let's go get your own seven she learned there down below down below in the
main field there's two of them let's do it yellow all right we kill so we
died a stegos we put a little wrapper let's do it remember bait swings guys I'm
going ahead first aim for the head run away straight
mal time I'm going down this way I'll show you how we do it
oh you guys know what the fuck I can't tell if I'm going the right way
we just got eaten somebody eating who got eaten what's your seven for huh I'm
just I'm just pre-07 yeah we're dead we're gonna fucking murder them that's
I always send this from them
We got to separate him somehow. Oh here we go or straight to the rock is over
Oh, dude, he's going straight to the one way. That's so stupid, bro
He's what straight to the where?
It's a it's a thing where you can't hit him literally, you know spot in the video that you watch
It's okay hit him. Let's go wait for my yes. I guess you're just gonna wait for him
get them get them sick and wait them out get them sick it's kind of the hard part
one of them is laying down getting stamin off
it's like getting them sick they don't even fucking matter because they still have
stamina for days they don't even need to stay well they only have stamina if you
attack them after that
I won't get mad for that chat we're going to go to Rappers who is a good diner here
They're kind of big.
They're big boys.
Don't back out now.
I think the green one's smaller though.
Yeah, it looks like it is.
The other one's laying down though.
I think it's the same guy from yesterday.
He's part of the 5-man pack. I know his style.
He's the little green guy.
Ollie does his whole W at you and
keeps his head facing you.
It's the same guy.
He's part of the five man from yesterday.
He's the guy who got the strike on the guy sitting.
This guy just points his head at me forever.
The strategy is just point his head at me.
We'll never get a bite out of this guy.
Okay, that thing just died from the steering wheel, it's so funny.
Yeah, what the fuck?
Was that a real video?
Or was it like a series?
I'm just gonna swim with that.
I don't think we're just going in.
Almost ready to swim with him.
We have no teamwork? I mean, we can't even...
We just want to get the one-tact-delete.
We can't...
We can't get even a bite out of him.
We can't get him even a swing right now.
Okay, that's well.
I'm out of the fight and I'm going to wrap it early. One of the two.
Yeah, why don't you hit?
Yeah, I'm orange.
Okay.
As soon as one of you die, I'll join in.
Crock and water
We're biting us
Did he bring you down the red with that one shot orange?
Yeah, he's just look at this guy. He doesn't bait swing nothing dude. This guy's just so called we will not kill these guys
This is a thousand death
Forget this mile wave
I'm sure he loves it
Stream open he loves it. He's probably here me. I hear me. I hear me out here. Maybe we
Maybe we leave server keep these guys go to an official with Raptors
I'm down. I say fuck this shit. I'll you ate even a bird and call. I say fuck
I'm gonna give this guy the satisfaction of getting any kills here
Smile and wave I'm taking the I'm taking the dev
more fun just fighting each other honestly i mean those guys are not even given a fight that guy
literally just spamming w what was this thing holding up his talon that was scary it's the dumbest
thing ever bro that's nice one b1 me nerse it's it's completely and utterly broken i know
and that guy's not swinging at shit bro he knows he doesn't have to
to
these guys get a sprint to
me a fuck losing the character let's just go
i'm already here but i'll lay down a good dog
smile and wave you smile and fucking wave there's other pvp
the same fucking guy all that guy does is just point his face at you that's
this fucking big strategy T-Rex jammed guys
how do you say that real soon yeah all the other rewards we saw in this run the
pat the one patchy the game is kind of yeah we already know the games cooked yeah
we couldn't even get that guy to even buy to buy out a single thing so I don't
think we're going them yeah just to help you said I just went to one shop
baby it's because if you I feel like if you actually hit him he can react to you
just fine he doesn't need to react it doesn't hurt yeah even if you make him
throw up it's not that bad because every time you bite him he gets him I just
think he can react just fine and actually kick and hit you even if you
if you go in and bite him because his tail hit you on the way out as long as
he didn't waste it right before yeah exactly all right guys I'm calling it have one on
Raptors today boys yeah I'm gonna get my stago egg and I'm gonna come for them bro you picking
one legacy doesn't have a lot of the issues you're having herbivores don't run rampant big
Dinos turn slower. I think you would like it. Yeah, I can't even if a die if
If a staggoat doesn't want me to I can't even get to its side
He keep his tail on me. He can keep his head towards me
I think
Then there's so many people playing this game actually have a full-grown raptor somewhere I'm gonna find
He's a very nice person.
Hello, hello.
Oh my god, these serves are so pugs.
Bro, the officials are so cooked, it's insane.
Yeah, I'm proud, do be nice.
This is a 30Q at every server.
No, like on the on our server as well.
No.
We can go back and have a free pearl.
Bro, if it just came down to only bleeding stegos, we wouldn't have an issue.
I can't even get an attack on a staggo who knows what they're doing
let alone bleeding them brother most of them are over fucking 30 god damn
yeah i saw checking i have one too but the one that mine is like 33
okay i'm 101 there too well my cool man that's uh okay i mean you guys want to do that i'll sit
Yeah, I mean, uh, me and Holmes would have a 100% there, uh, Sarah, but we'll muck around.
Where are you going down the fire, since I've closed the door?
Yeah, it's gone.
Not trying to be a smartass, but just a genuine fort.
You and the boys build up Stegas and just go kill every staggo you come across.
Raptors are the, uh, the gangsters that I will be fun.
They're either got respect or what, dude.
or what dude, my shit hasn't gone down, that's crazy.
I got a lie, man, I'm really kind of,
ever since you mentioned C of thieves.
The itch is growing.
This guy says we would do good on dillos versus stagos.
You have to touch them to fucking get the poison,
how is that even possible?
You run faster, you're a faster moving dinosaur.
Sarah's the slowest moving car horse,
their windows smaller
maybe
dillo's don't work at the moment they kinda work i had dillo's throwing their fucking shit at me a lot
kinda
i mean the raptors are faster than the dillo's though
our raptors are faster
yeah and you can actually pin it down
hear me out though
you can bait swings with the decoys and not get hit at all
our dillo's are faster
dibble squad fronting stagos trust now i know dibbles either fuck dibbles
i thought raptors were faster
Anion
That was faster, but Raptor turns faster
Yes, exactly
Ok
You can do more juking with that
You could turn away from... Ok, but, yeah
They're all so smaller, right?
If only he could jump over his tail, but the radius just grabs everything around your fucking circumference
Only takes two Raptors to pin a fully grown dildo
But we're still not staggers though
He's young, right?
I just simply asked you at this
Gun to head, you have to fucking kill this stego.
You putting together a raptor pack, or you putting together a fucking dillop pack.
We got way more raptors.
Half of those motherfuckers don't even play!
You don't fucking know that?
I don't give a shit about Trudons. Trudons can fuck us.
I thought that one too.
Won't play a fucking Trudon.
I will not run around like a little fucking rat. It just wouldn't happen.
This guy says he's got 3k hours. Raptors, bleed them out.
Well, Raptors can also hold them down, right?
Dillo is way better against Dego. Well, god damn it, dude.
These dinos have like a bleed effect. Like Raptors bleeds bleed faster or hurt more than a fucking Dillo's bleed or Herra's bleed or whatever, I mean.
Who?
Like, dude, the dino is like, okay.
Yeah, different bleeds.
Yeah, yeah, like a way more stronger bleed yeah, who's got a stronger bleed raptors or dillos
When you're on them right
And we can just make sure we're sending them at them when he's on flat ground to do these guys these dillos jump me
I'm not gonna lie. I said you guys try my raptors right
These dillos jump me and all their shit was working. They were sending their fucking clones like crazy. I mean
they should they should show me the clothes wasn't doing besides it's like
being the way would you say Timmy I'll come out of the clones actually supposed
to do I mean they just supposed to chase you disappear like they're supposed to
damage there aren't I believe Chad was telling me they're bug but they had
damaged me before I've gone from orange to red they're just scuffed I
I feel like the jitsu is enough though.
Okay, let's say this guy's response, okay?
This guy says, dillo's faster, weighs more, bite force is higher.
They're active at night where staggers are weakest.
Two to three of you guys go in,
bite, activate the ability, makes consecutive hits easier.
These guys are fucking scientists.
We dillowing out of our mind then?
You guys will dillow first or what?
I mean, do what you want. I'll back it up.
I feel like, I don't understand though, because the Raptor's literally pin it down, and it's over, isn't it?
Once they pin the fucking stago down?
No, you can't pin a stago down.
Oh, I thought they said you could.
You jump on it and bleed them, jump off.
Oh, never mind. Never mind then, yeah.
And you could Jitsu, wait for him to swing at the Jitsu, and then come into the window.
You cannot pin a hundred percent one, yeah. You can't pin them, apparently.
I don't know why I thought you could. Yeah, never mind then.
This fit a good watch while in queue explains every
Watch question mark V equals one NJU does
Raptors need to be well, I guess both of them have to be somewhat coordinated, but I think
The only thing was Raptors one of if one of us pinned down somebody's gonna lose this shit
I will kill you
Yeah, so we need to make a decision here. Dillow or Raptor? What are you guys thinking?
I mean, I've already got a 50 Raptor on here.
Alright, we'll expect you to kill it.
I have 100 Serra.
Watch, you're going to make me kill them. They'll be like, yeah, let's play Raptor.
Well, we're chucking through Serra.
Alright, let's run Raptor. I'll give it a go.
Chat did do the most Raptor stuff, you know what I mean? Raptor call.
Well, they're saying it's more skilled, so we have to play something else than what they're saying.
You don't think we can do it?
This guy said Dillow isn't good for Stegos, Chad doesn't play the game. Okay, we're Raptors.
I've played enough Raptors to... I'm mediocre.
So, you know...
Would you ever kill Stegos?
Fuck no.
You don't get your mediocre card till you kill fucking Stegos.
There's Incarnos and Dillos.
Oh my.
An AV1 or what?
Uh, like four.
Yeah, I mean you just gotta be ready to rotate the people that need to stand out and get people in that can kind of keep the target in...
the target in play because you just like chunk your stamp so much and you'll have
there's a lot of bush sitting as a raptor I'm gonna go full UAV bird mode
two left click bites in your half-stamp I mean you don't left click by the right
wouldn't you like right click up put a bleed on and then start just kind of
left click attacking them while the bleed sits then when you take the
if you're gonna scum the back and burn stamp I mean yeah you would go
from putting the bleed on to the body after but I mean you got to mind your
stem and also one thing you got you always got to watch it for taking you
to a tree right click left click jump off tree because if you treat your stunt
right click left click jump the fuck off is what I'm being told jump on them
then you right click them then you left click them then yeah yeah that makes
sense to me yeah a bleed stack in a little bite you got to hold them for
second I think the rule of thumb is you bite things that are smaller and you
believe things that are bigger well if you have a bunch of stamina that's
smaller you can pin that bitch pinning is fucking sick cuz you just take the
target out I mean they can't do a goddamn thing I can break these cuffs the
raptor cuffs yeah that does suck when you come across a raptor it's like when
you physically see the raptor bigger than you you know you're in a big
fucking amount of jubile.
You better juke or you're dead, dude.
I remember you could use ASCW or whatever it is
to move yourself around when you're climbed on.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah, that takes a shit little stamina.
I heard.
Yeah, but if two people can't pin it down
and they can move one to the top
and get that third on there.
Yeah, obviously if we're going for a pin
then yeah, whoever gets on there first
would go to the top.
100%.
Sometimes you just land on the top too.
Oh yeah.
Alright, looks like we're decided to delegate.
Oh shit.
Highline definitely swapped.
I know, we're half of this.
So what happens if you play against a lot of RP players?
You know, we got a lot of such a crazy set of strategies
just to kill stupid fucking stago.
What does role players have to do with it?
I just think if I had some Counter-Shot gamers,
they would have been, you know,
we'd be fucking mopping stago's left and right.
oh yeah right right maybe some people get on top three racing what what's that
i probably play that i'm in that category what the fuck did you
yeah doubt it but maybe what uh i started playing in middle school like my seventh year
half life um i was playing half life i was playing counter strike at that point too
Is that what the model was for Half-Life was it originally?
Yeah, it was a Half-Life model.
It was way before Counter-Shack 1.0, it was when you downloaded it at their website, Counter-Shack.net.
I DC'd from the cube.
I also played Team Fortress when it was on Quake 1.
What does that even mean? Is that classic? Team Fortress is classic? Do you see?
That was the original.
Is Team Fortress classic not the original?
I guess but it's like you know when you played it it wasn't called classic
because it was the original yeah I have hair guys leave me okay I gotta cut my
hair I've been letting it grow a lot I've been letting it grow a lot this
thing it's not a hat to contain with her in the future I'm gonna cry you
crash that's so stupid I'm in the back how far don't say it I won't double
digits say it in Spanish I think I know in Spanish I'm not sure
the end date dose okay that's not bad it's like the second it's the last
worse you can be yeah it's better than the end date yes there's salsa and chips
at a party yeah exactly I feel Spanish one three years in a row it's pretty
embarrassing I didn't learn anything in Spanish class it's kind of funny I
remember like random words from high school Spanish yeah I filled enough where
I just learned really basic he's kept going back to the basics they put me
Spanish to my senior and the lady looked at me like I was stupid because you
speaking in Spanish I had no clue she kicked me out
oh she's like how'd you get here so I went to a shitty enough school where
the lady just passed this all.
Oh shit.
Hey, no child left behind.
Help me graduate, God bless.
What do you say, no in Spanish?
No.
Well, I'm going to put an accent on no.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
I mean, that's how the ABCs are too.
I don't think I'll say that.
B-E-S-A.
How do you say no in Spanish?
No.
No.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
You're super short.
No!
No.
You're dying off that too much.
No.
I'm in boys.
Sorry.
We're in.
Must be dying.
I was getting a good laugh like that every day.
It's not that funny though.
It is funny.
It's telling us.
Someone's reaction is really funny.
Zoo dude.
So if ever go to like a Spanish-speaking country or something like that, like Mexico.
And he says, do you want, do you want, do you want your receipt?
You're going to say, no.
That's what you're going to say like that?
No, no.
No, no.
No, no.
No, no.
No, no.
No, no.
No, no.
No, no.
No, no.
No, no.
No, no.
No, no.
No, no.
No, no.
No, no.
No, no.
accent on what they just say there David's fucking all the way what the fuck is this you
oh we have Sarah's here no are you full ground yeah i am all right mackerel bitch i'm 50
wait what do you lose him he's cheating what i get you to he's cheating he was using his speed
against me so you know it's i'm different when i change my name to to mr. ratchey all right i'm
being a rap tour better than I lose jokes on you bro I'm already making a
rapper now I'm gonna eat you and you I crashed in queue wait again no no I'm
just on the back oh okay Jesus Christ are you in charge I'm position one notice
how we slept together again and woke up together just saying something man
shut up hey this time I didn't ASK kill you though you know I actually waited find
out and I did the right thing I watched the video true you kill that guy I'm
listening listen that no no no he blamed me for every death so he that whoever
edit that video was just counting how many times some of it died in the
honest being his fault for the one day him I'm more willing to believe that
video listen first off that guy that made that video added everybody but me
Who half of that video was all my fucking video too?
Yeah, I was like, yo, can you give me the fucking credit?
I will definitely say that dude definitely could have done better to give the right people credit also
I'll also say that guy was damn good at spinning a narrative. God damn. Yeah
It wasn't too bad it wasn't too bad
Yeah, they should on me was I in there. No, it's just KG you basically killing someone all day. Here's a real narrative
I was nervous man. I was nervous. It was a croc. That was a croc day, too
I'm pretty sure but to be fair. I didn't kill him a lot of those times
He was I was just blamed for it because yeah
He killed me once so then all the rest of the deaths were his fault because I wouldn't have been in the situations
Actually, you died to a green
Sarah with an orange face that actually probably was me when you were a baby
I didn't know but we didn't talk about it, but the video called it
the video caught it
remember it was our ninja turtle you said kill everything so like you know
just kill the baby I hate this guy chat man good to go let's look for a battle
where the fuck am I I think one of you guys is near me bro did we get Eastern
plane spawns as fucking raptors that's my one call yeah I hear you I'm right here
that was your one call that was me good again that's a chicken no this is uh
this is chody you ready chody we're gonna map who ride who's maca run yeah unless you
because they're already get the wrap there unless you want to try to find something real quick but
i think we're gonna take too long right now man let's do it let's fucking do it bro
i'm worried about you slay well this is uh on my fucking dinner or my uh my diet um
How many is like you're born? I met the big actual water thing
Big water thing and he's like like the big guy. I'm at the north end of it where the where the road starts
I know it isn't on my list. I thought I got something. That's so stupid. Oh, it was me
No, it's not on my list. I'm gonna go small now
Motherfucker, where did I get that little triple? I guess I you start with that. Damn. I got you baited
You're at East Lake though for sure. Yeah. Yeah, man. It's East Lake. I'm at the top of the north end
Check out the check
I'm red for sure because I messed up a lot in that fight and then I got those headshots
Yeah, I was trying to all bite and I fucked up because if that's where I messed up, too
I did twice. I should not have the all bite was just we wasn't time break
I just sort of just left click bite beat you the whole time. It's definitely like you if you're gonna alt tab you have to do
Immediately when you get stuck on pretty much
I'm just gonna left click spam for and you know what?
If we're trying to talks in each other with right click, I don't even think that's a thing against right now
But you still do more damage if you hold it
I'm called it and then let it snap when you get close to the yeah, okay
Yeah, that's a I don't yet. I'm coming down. I'm like
I'm still on that river that leads to Eastlake kind of.
I can't waste my fucking time, waste my fucking time.
You're a doofus.
Maybe in Northlake, that's where I'm heading.
Actually, I'm gonna go into this.
There's a, let's go out here, Sanctuary right now.
Eastlake, Sanctuary.
Gonna see if there's any herbivores over here.
There should be.
I just got a boar.
That's pretty good.
That's on our diet, so.
I mean, I'm over half grown already, you know.
My boys couldn't smoke me, so I gotta go find another enemy
Just jump off a fucking cliff dork. Hey, listen, that's a book effect three-foot tall thing
It's back work it like that. You gotta die Makurash down
You still don't even know how to say or spell it doesn't matter bro because I'm not gonna say at the computer and scream
And play that stupid game
Okay, just hauling
Yeah, but you can't hear the fucking lamb or the fucking good mom. I don't see any reference
Listen, uh Elder Scrolls or Black Desert or Old Republic. I'm down to play MMO
It's true that I've never really gotten a fully experienced in MMO just because I'd never had the right people play what I
Would start it and then be like
by myself. I usually hate every MMO besides the
hour runescape. There he is. Because I was expecting to play like it.
I just hate him. I heard the Final Fantasy one is good too.
He fucked me off. He's fucking boars keep attacking me then.
He used the ball my staff and they were counting. Holy that takes so much
time it's crazy. Listen you guys get to a hundred and
hatch me in easy. We're gonna have to hatch you
ever again. Never. Well first off you're the worst parent
Fucking ate me and let the fucking bird still eggs. I want here
You know
This time it took you forever to just
No way this isn't on the diet. I
Was had is technical difficulty. I'm not gaining goat isn't
Goats down on the diet
Raptors are bitches
Like a car now anybody in the sanctuary. I'm gotten there. Yeah, I was trying to kill stuff beforehand. It was dumb. No idea
I'll see just don't know how to fight on our after yet. So much so this yeah early on you almost have to go for deer
Like you're like like almost hard lock is a bore is so tough, but I can get the board for you
Working on it. Oh, yeah, if you want to jump one
Doing it early is easier
You're not getting it though.
Yeah.
There's a deer over here.
Got a wasp. I don't know where the fuck he went.
Am I coming towards you?
I think so, yeah. I get it.
Shit, boar's on me.
Come on the road. I didn't target you.
Okay, I'm just grabbing the water. I'm like super low.
I got two boars on me.
Is that your call?
Yeah.
Okay, give me five seconds here.
You should, I should be your south, right?
I'm heading toward that call.
You're calling again? I don't hear you.
You're not a person?
I'm gonna see you somehow.
I hear a border. I don't know if this is the one that's chasing you though.
I'm on the road. Is a border running around?
How does he not hear me?
I'm like, oh it's here.
Yeah, there's a border out here.
Some diet. You're still so small for fifty grown.
He's a tiny mofo, bro.
I'm gonna wait here for a little bit.
I'm 60 now your chicken fuckers fuckers clocking
Which you got me chicken
It's really nice
I'm 17% what's the alcohol of the other guys so far, okay guys
Raptor squad hello
Yeah, maybe I should look into the gel pads
That doesn't sound bad
Okay, do you hardly did
Do you ever become big in this game not unwrapped or
Bigger
I'm like these swamps
Yeah, let me see. I'm
16%
killing deer just growing
little size
Is do we have like a rendezvous point where we want to like honey?
Well, I guess we would have to come south and you go to north because we are
They were East Lake at the moment we can meet shit like easiest. Oh shit. Okay. So like I'm east as well
So I would just literally just go north. I mean, that's easy
Just miss a North Lake. Yeah
Unless you're already at the East Lake. We are
Where are we actually compared now? I'm like
I can just tell by the landscape. I'm definitely in the swamps like proper
Borge useful with a good coordinated group. You can kill even the best of stegos. Yeah, but
We're not gonna be a good coordinated group. Yeah, big stick. I do have an anti-fadeig man. Someone's on me
Zero not for a long period of time
No, I don't feel an extended period of time.
Bro, I was fighting a Stego and a Sarah teaming together,
and I almost killed them too well in half-life.
The Sarah, of course, not the Stego.
Pussies.
Now, listen, we got a Highland team,
but have we got a good four?
I'm still rubbing on this board, dude.
To be honest, this is crazy.
Yeah.
20%.
I can try to find a deer.
I'm looking around just to see if I can find something
close.
E4 percent
and we're like much quicker
it's nice at the movements really fun
it's also risky because we'll probably have a fucking dime
to a fucking pinpoint drop
you also if you jump four you also gain more speed too like distance
yeah you'd go a raptor is pretty cool
yeah maybe maybe math maybe brother
shake it
raptors grow pretty quick
yeah you're probably like 80 right
Uh, like 70.
I came on at 50.
Well, I hear a deer to the left this way, like a fawn.
A fawn or something.
That's too deer. Yeah.
I got a bigger one.
More W. Yeah.
All the smoke. He wanted to stick around and get all the fucking smoke.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm just freaking out. He killed the little one.
It's just making them remember the Bambi movie,
and you know what? They should remember the fucking Bambi movie,
movie so I'm doing them a favor
89% growth 24% total
You cook on these characters bro
Feels nice right after being so something so fucking clunky all day
This should actually be pretty good at stago because this or because even
Without getting them out this speed should make the window a little bit easier to get in for a headshot
Now if you're a math about a sego, can they hit you on there while you don't bite stagos at the Raptor?
At all you want to bleed them
Because people are just certainly they're differentiating biting and clawing
But you're not you're not going for a headshot. Yeah. No, you want to be jumping on them
I think you'd want to do both
You draw on the fucking swing on these guys. I mean going for a quick look. You're so fast my guy
Yeah, but your left click is gonna make
Your bleep your left click make sure that that bleed doesn't get taken off right doesn't it?
Well, you want you want to keep inflicting more bleep
Yeah, but the thing is you're gonna be but you can't just be blowing through stamina like crazy
You have I feel like there's a time where you should be
You know, you know, maybe take you know waiting around for a stem or going in for just some left clicks rather than going in for jumps
I don't play the characters. I don't know so I'm kind of more asking
I mean maybe maybe if we're trying to save stem like biting him might like
So doesn't men
Like this doesn't doesn't normal attacks keep bleeds active
Yeah, like if they're if they're like and even like make them go down more I
Don't think it's gonna know the claws are your main
More of your damage stage feed getting claws and bite confused my left click is claws right or is it a bite?
right. Left click is a fight.
It's both. It doesn't matter. It's a bite.
I told you you don't even use that.
You can inflict the claw without mounting that, but when you're mounted on it, you hold right click and it'll just start clawing on their body.
Is there any reason to bite anyone on a raptor?
If they're smaller the direct damage is going to be quicker than bleeding them out.
Other than that we're always looking for pounces.
Yeah.
Last day of the aisle some.
I don't know what my last day of the aisle is but game sucks is the title along here.
Pounce is the main objective really. Pounce, don't let them sit.
Pounce, right click, don't let them sit, keep doing that. No reason to left click, you sure?
I mean, you kind of play by ear, depending on.
Do I need to wait a certain amount of time between pounces?
Or do I benefit from hitting as many as I want in a row?
Because it intensifies the bleed.
Does it make him bleed more?
This hill is all right-ish.
But running uphill and trying to pounce
can be a little glitchy.
You kind of want to do a level-ish.
Passes back.
You don't want to go too hard down hill.
Damage pounce is better than bleed.
Bleed stack.
You can all click and hit right click, if you want.
OK, so is the combo jump on him, right click him,
left click him, jump off?
Yeah, you can do that.
I think that's not bad.
I think you want to save your stamina as much as possible,
because I think the right click is going
to be your primary source for the bigger ship.
No, why would you left click?
I don't know.
you want to get on hold right click that initiates the bleed
thing
hop off
left click is going to drain your stamina
so just right click them, gotcha
get on hold right click bleed hop off
i think do you do any slashes in between that utilizing your screen or something
i don't know i'm pretty sure holding the left click is going to drain
your stamina like crazy
i'm talking like just like your normal drive by it like we would do on like uh...
I feel like that might be good if we haven't been able to get them very much and like that's all you can really hit them with just to keep that bleed active so they're not healing it off.
Okay, right click bleed is our main priority though.
100%
So the pressure will go down because you have to wait for a big bleed out.
Okay, I was trying to jump on you.
I'm going to be a lone raptor.
So you can jump in and like, that's another way you can jump on shit.
If like you're going uphill, that's probably going to be easier to land.
Okay. Well, listen, I've been eating the same fucking deer for like a million years.
We got to go to the water.
Only at 94% 90, 100% growth.
No, I'm 29% East.
This way is water.
holy bunions brown who's faster and straight
double dillo's or us
bill is a pretty quick
it might be the same
dillo's are okay
but dillo's are fast and straight without having maneuverability though
like we move like sarahs but are fast like dillo's
motherfucking stupid dumb shit ass bug
are we dead here?
i'll go for you you're bigger
he did not die
being crock in the swamp is the worst if you died as a go there to drink
Yeah, yeah, that's what I'm kind of assuming to you, but we've seen some right. Where to you good
We got toads
So in swamp
I'm along the wall the southern wall that leads up to where it says East Lake
Okay, well then we should go
south
And east around the lake that'll I think there's a break in the wall on the southeast side
sounds good to me he's gonna be mindful and he finds out a stager can run him
down no way I'm way too fast for stager bro so you hear this so you're going
faster
Yeah
Now I'm moving sorry, I'm like low-stamp to right whenever you guys pulled up, so
You're gonna fill the cup with some energy
Are you on the north or south side wall?
Well, I hear him. There's someone
I'm on the south side of it
Maybe the baby calls aren't really that loud. Yeah, they're not I can see that it's got half of the little
Chat saying I saw a big-ass mind. I was rubbing my eyes
I'm slowly moving toward yours. I just slow walk. Do you hear me Timmy? What was that?
Chatsan has shot a big ass Maya.
Well we can't fucking deal with that right now.
We might, uh, yeah, Maya will fuck us up.
Nah, that's a good, okay, you're right.
Yeah, I mean, they're a little too tronky at the moment.
We need, we need at least, I'd say, three with one Maya.
Is that you?
That's me.
It's such a hard time, like, pinpointing it.
Yeah, that sounds a little weird for me too.
I got a better view, yeah, I'm coming towards you.
I'll get on the other side of this rock.
Where this big ass rock is.
I'm going to wrap around it.
What is it, dude?
I'm being tired, man.
It's going to sound like I'm coming up behind you.
I need to go fill up the cup.
All right, dude.
Listen, I'm going to murder you guys.
I can't play your app.
I can't play Raptor because the stupid call is annoying.
I'm going to get an energy drink real quick.
You can't hit a lead the bar?
That's like a wow.
Wow.
That's like a zeroing.
where you guys at by the way
i got another deer
almost got hatched in and then a harrick killed my mom
east lake once i
killed a deer
UAVs online
here sniffer
sniffer asks you might find us from that
i think i need to find a break
i'm on the south side of the wall
yeah you are
yeah try to sniff for the s
that's gonna be us
i think we have a shitty smell
actually i'm not even smelling him right next to that
There's a cool down before you can sniff them.
You know, I'll pick it up maybe.
Yeah, I can see the S now.
See if you can see it.
Well, I think I rotated around to where you guys were
and you rotate around to where it was.
Like you're barking because someone loves it.
Yeah, it's just favorite sound effect in the game.
This is how we're going crazy last night at the Burge.
Dude, you were fucking driving crazy.
That was that was a different story.
I was like, yeah, I got a good truck.
See, I got a big burger to give you fucking that.
I'm so glad that was you.
I got not the other one
Don't know which had a reason I look I just flew into your mouth. I was like, well, dude, they're so loud
Like I said, these fucking dinos are made to just troll man, yeah, just trolling
Screaming like that while somebody has like a thousand or however many viewers is just toxic
You see it yeah, I'm gonna be a sinner. I'm just pumping toward you. You're good. We're chillin
Okay, my there's a little clearing. You'll see me
Saitako, did you say you're at Easter in swamp?
East like east like
Okay, I got a swan
coastal
My map's different than yours
There it is, yeah, over here.
I got you a delicious deer.
I think raptors might be the least annoying one,
because they're so quick, you know?
It's just, boom, done.
We're going to find some.
I'm going to go find some of the bark here.
Yeah, there you go, perfect.
That's a Sarah.
Careful, Chody.
He could be sniffing that thing out there.
Can three full groans pin a raptor?
Or not a raptor, Sarah?
I feel like I've been pinning before. I don't know if I was growth max or not.
I think three can. It does depend on if they have like I think low stamina and blood.
Um, you can pin with less weight percentage like difference or whatever.
Oh, okay. So if we're running them out, if we feel like they're getting low on stamina,
then we go for a pin. I mean, I mean, I think three of us if we're full grown,
might give him a pen um if we see like a straggling sara like a solo sara let's say I say we just
go for the pen off a riff because we don't want to give him time to get to trees and
and like areas where he gets an advantage I just know that like if I'm a smart sara
I'm gonna bait raptors over to like a line of trees or some shit some terrain that
kind of fucks with their ability to bounce and try to get a kill if I get a
kill then I can sit at the trees and sit on the body and then you're just
invincible so yeah I would probably try to get the pounce quickest fuck it's like
all or nothing fucking play basically I can bet I think no other on this side
I get it.
It's either sad, it takes me less, you know.
Right, right, right.
The jarred one out for Smokes, guys, sorry.
He's, uh, he's, you know,
just out for a minute.
I think.
He's, he's zootin'.
I fuckin', I forgot how fast he's on.
I flew off a fuckin' cliff at 30%.
No way.
Yeah.
Went out for milk, guys.
Oh, fuck.
he's notes yeah I read his chat more than Mike his mind doesn't chat why am I
so lost right now you guys ever eaten while pooping ah yes you would you I'm
fat what do you want from me I'm fat and that's gross fuck you listen man I made
something and then I realized I'm sorry I had to take care of Carol as she's
sick today. So, so I had to help her a bit. My fault. My fault, guys.
I didn't know the policy.
Hey, I'm sick today, guys. So I needed to help her a little bit.
It's probably not even on the menu.
It is. It's on our lipids.
Come on, come on, bro.
Have some, please.
It's a Psytopo.
Maybe you are.
Psytopo?
You didn't know?
We thought it's the lipids.
It's one of them. It's the AI lipids that we get.
Someone said, bro, summit.
Apparently, Timac Poop's standing up according to chat.
What's going on here?
Excuse me
lies
There's no wife shining up they get a confusion. I never said that this guy takes paintball gun and shit
So I mean I have
Actually, you know what forget in a public stall that looks gross, but there's
I will hover
Technically that's not completely. I just want shit in public
All the time it sometimes it just hits you man
You ever shit in your know
Did you say I'm eating and then you're the one that started this topic
I did it I did in high school as a prank you can't flush that
What's wrong you really show that gender
I
Everybody came it was except for the shit
I'm in the corner like
Yeah, exactly. We're haunted.
I got this.
I didn't think like that when I was younger.
I told you guys bunker guy
I told you guys from the get go.
Like you guys have never done some wild shit when you're younger
like you thought was funny.
Let me think.
Hey listen, egg in a house or a toilet paper is just as bad as shit in a room.
I'm just saying.
Never did that either.
There's a random mischief and then there's just shit that's disgusting, all right
I mean everybody knows like the day before Halloween was mischief night. I mean at least it used to be
Yeah, not miss shit
Listen, listen, it's disgusting to ruin someone's hard-earned property that they paid for and you didn't just saying
It's disgusting as a human being. It's disgusting as a human being to make
Guys double catch
That's a lie seek that is a lie not spread that double catch
This guy was eating a chicken when I ate him
Nicely done
Yes
sweet. I didn't know that I was a lipid thing, man. So you can get all AI lip uh
that's really great. Yeah, it's kind of small. That's what she said. Did she? Yeah,
I'm sorry, brother. That's all she's ever said. You know, King Dave Blue Eyes, you
know, thank you guys for the sales, brothers. You know, Dark Eagles, thanks
for the reman, appreciate you dudes. Face is a bit bloody. My face? Oh,
Hey, you guys getting big huge can close a monstrous. I'm fucking
She said yes 44% 44 million. I hope that's all she said that'd be okay
I'm for the word for four as well. I
Was a hundred and she said I'm monstrous
I mean, you're just like a little bit you way these 30%
Yeah, I'm just like a little bit for not taking it.
I need the bore.
Yes.
Like they call.
Oh, I remember that we were chasing that Sarah and he just stood in the middle of
the lake.
Water reservoir.
There's like an island in the middle of the water.
he was in Johnny standing there oh he lived yeah he was in a safe spot and he
lived insane yep long as no Croc it's him he's like a random pillar you can
stand on so shouldn't have felt bad about that guy he was a fucking try hard
bitch we did hear something
Did you hear something over here earlier?
You said there's a Maya?
Oh fuck well.
That's what you said earlier?
Yeah, earlier there was a...
There was a Maya, right?
Someone saw it.
Do you guys remember the stink bombs?
I don't know if you guys had corner stores.
I had corner stores where I'm from.
The ice cream man had them.
The ice cream man had them.
So what you throw they break yeah, no you say you could it's like a weird silver square
You squeeze the middle of it and then it would like swell up and then when it popped it it's sent off like a nasty fucking smell
I
Said glass bottle one
I used to click those and then slide them through people's mailboxes
I think none of us have the answer that I'm thinking a lot of jumping a lot of
I'm not jumping on this motherfucker only right click on him
yeah that's gonna jump you a little bit yeah take a little step but yes if
you're super close to the target you barely do you know if you can see
I
See high risk
Reward I use in terms of where you send your character my driver
What is this chat
Right when my eyes go up he's gone
I was getting tired. That's why I was wrestling my fucking eyes. You don't see the fucking clip?
Yeah, I see it. I'm just saying that snack. You can see me as I'm coming up slowly as I look at my
screen is right when he gets behind the tree you get that right yeah I get that
you just not paying attention you're big listen when I'm full ground we're
doing to the death oh shit and just cuz your skin looks all cool to mine doesn't
mean I'll let it slide god damn I got something random on rafter I look dumb
what are you talking about you look close to mine I look yeah but you have
blue that makes it more that's the whole point you just said to yourself
let's know fucking point you know it's gonna make you feel better all right
target me cuz you guys know if you can tell the difference than your own problems
hi-ho silver motherfuckers with the wrong way so we got to go west and then
north right are we where we going we're gonna take sir we're going back
to the are we going like highlands we had well yet again I think we need a
way for Chris wherever he is I'm north lake right here's here's what we do if we
go to north lake to recruit let's go that's where you're at they're handing out
flyers you're gonna have to deal with the barking then because that's how you
bring them in we go to wrap the rock to do some fucking barking okay and out
some paperwork see if they sign up there you go how big do I have to be
I need to kill a fucking, uh, thingy.
Nothing.
Fifty.
What?
Fifty.
Fifty?
Yeah, I think.
Probably like thirty.
Damn, I'm seventeen and I don't have anything to eat.
You have to be about seventeen, eighteen on Billo.
I'm starving.
I see some color.
And there's a bore all over the place over here.
There's a deer.
Is that Sarra again?
It's on the other side.
It's where I click em.
I got em.
Nice job man, nice job.
Thank you.
Fantastic kill.
Thank you.
Make a word.
It's really good.
Keep playing it.
Thank you.
Yo, uh...
What?
Let's click a little bit slow.
What do you mean?
I'm saying thank you in Spanish.
Yeah, let's say thank you in Spanish.
What?
Thank you.
Gracias.
What the fuck are you on about, man?
Oh, shit, sorry.
He said it.
I'm looking was like crunching his face and trying to be cute
You know how to do that so well Chris
Guys doesn't need to find this pointer thing more and more as
Personality this is ridiculous. It's like that. It's like
it's like he heard about it the whole bunker thing and he's just letting loose
and just letting off steam a little bit you know getting getting stuff off his
chest hey how do you how do you say animal in Spanish
that's an animal I used to get yelled at to sit down in Spanish that's about it
I know how to speak Italian, sono un aminghe completo.
You just said that light bulb is complex.
No, no, I said I'm a complete idiot.
The guy that I work for maybe said that a lot.
He was a jerk.
Let's roll.
Ufuses.
Alright, dude.
I'm just letting you guys grow.
I'm chilling.
We're heading west this way
I'm fucking star we're here, but I'm in North Lake. I'm here
I'm fucking starving to death here though. I'm trying to find anything there
North Lake, I don't I just wrapped around a NC Raptor. I get
This around there that we're leaving kills all over the place. I'm sniffing man
He's nor near us really. I'm on
I'm on the north side of the lake right now.
I'm coming back over.
Yeah, we're way south.
Should hit the right over here if we just keep going north.
I hear trodons.
They might murder me.
Yeah, we're going out of them.
You're using a virgin table in my health
to help the next class package.
I mean, look what that is.
I do a lot of dead hangs.
OK, buddy.
A virgin table never heard of it.
Once I get through the northern layers of fat,
I'm good to go.
UAVs above North Lake.
got two dead pigs on the left side a for food
tons of ai i'm really on the wrong side what the fuck
why don't i get this lost we got one raptor on the rock two raptors on the
rock we want to recruit them or kill them
get in the north go ad you want to cross there just go along this wall here
and cross it actually we can we can go on this road to the water to the
bridge to the left side to the top let's go yeah that's easy easy it's actually
might be a drink spot I'm sure it just holds your feet upside down oh and you
like gravity handle that shit we would want to go north and the bridge is
north I think we're supposed to go the other road
nope oh you're doing a different path okay then what I was thinking let's
But yeah, we do anything you would know we're not doing it. We didn't be on earth. I didn't see this
It's all good. It's not being so fucking smart, Jenny. Maybe I don't need to be proud. I just thought I would correct you
But I think we're going the wrong way
Yeah, if you ever did on a road trip, I'll be pissed which be three hours out of the way until I figured out and that's how it should be
All right bridges appear
This is like a whole ass
last night. If I went that far on my way, I'd be fucking
ultra. I mean, nowadays, if you're going the wrong way in a car,
you're just not trying. So I think we have to go into a break
in the wall and then travel through it. Back in my day, he's
had Matt question. I used to print them out. Yeah, print out
the map quest. If you fucking missed a turn, you had
some shit. Yeah. Wow. Better not miss a turn. I hate
So you have to print part of the map around the area where all the turns are
my first time
ever driving without my dad
What I bought my truck
And my counter strike team was like they wanted me to come out that same day
I got my truck 45 minutes away to a place
I'd never driven before not familiar right they were like bro come on
And I was like all right and I downloaded the map bus and I'd never been so scared to drive and that was when I started
Realizing how bad my eyes were cuz I couldn't read signs very well
So you were contacts
Glasses later
Do you want it I almost failed the I almost failed the
The eye test of the walls get my license and my dad told me he would have beat my ass
I
Did not like me wasting his time so you know having him bring me to the dnb and shit or to the to the test places
So like that was you know
I
Got my I got my fucking permit and my dad's didn't let me drive
Yeah, I can trust me 18
He's like I'll let you drive. I want you to live Joe's on him. I became a truck driver
Got his ass
Oh, it all makes sense. You must have been the guy in the fucking CB radio all day that people haven't
been like, oh, this fucking guy is fucked in the day. Are we supposed to go down this? Yeah, we go across this and then north.
Break off, break off 1-9. This is Big Trucker 1-5 going down to 95. Oh, look at that.
Roger just walking across the road. Those chugs are moving.
Yeah, there you go.
No, I never, uh, yeah, I never, uh,
touched the breaker. I was never over the road.
Huh. I did have, uh, yeah, like there's over the road guys that are like
the big, what the bed in the back and then there's locals. I got lucky.
I got a job that, uh, trained me and then I was always local.
So you never had to do that. You ever have to do like, uh, awkward
truck passes. You mean awkward truck like pass people. I definitely did that. You ever
seen like trucks on a road together? Yes. So like one truck's gone like two miles
power faster. So you know what? I'm going ahead of this slow motherfucker in front of
me. So he changed his lanes and he goes to pass him and he takes 10 fucking years to
do so. And I can only imagine when you're passing another truck that fucking slow.
You have to look at each other.
You have to look at each other.
So I've done that because I do the 53 footers
and I do the doubles, like the two little trailers that
are connected to each other.
The thing what happens is there's a lot of ego in the road.
So when you put a pass to another truck
because they're going slow, they get offended
and they start hitting the gas.
So you're sitting there for five minutes trying to pass them
and all of a sudden now he wants to hit the gas.
Yeah, that's the car.
Everyone does that.
Everyone does that.
If someone's in the fast lane right you're like man this guy's slow. I'm gonna go by him
Then he starts then he starts cranking the speed up like this motherfucker wants me to look like a fool right now
There's any water you got bores that you spawned
Get some water then there's a little rock you just stand next to and it's pretty chill
wait move back back back back back back back why I don't know if I saw the top
of a crock head or not I don't know but was that school fish tricking me this
is that this is that area where we thought to ourselves ain't no fucking
away. Some dumbass would sit here.
I'm dipping. I can drink in a lot of other places.
Yeah, Northlake has the cave. Let's go.
It'd be dumb to die here. Even I really wanted to try.
How do you scare the water?
I'm 58%. I've never been a full grown raptor, I don't think.
It's pretty tight.
I'm having a really bad time. It's Raptor. I've died to the three Hawks flew off a cliff at 30% and it's been a bit
It's been bad
Yeah, it kind of sucks early game. I don't even really try to fight stuff until I can pin
I'm just saying is
if
We ever met you in the zombie apocalypse you would not be available to go on food runs, which are like that you'd be pretty
What do you mean?
I'm gonna find those quickies.
You're a dumbass.
Yo, we got a bite, bro.
I'm not for growing you fucking shitball.
What the fuck are you talking about, Fred?
We got a lot of shit.
What the fuck, the hostility?
Fucking bruh.
I always find that funny in the poculeps.
It'd be like two years in a poxith,
and it'd still be like a very large guy,
and it'd be like how?
That motherfucking knew how to survive.
We're poc- we're poc animals, man.
We can fucking share.
second
sack
and pack
look at me
you're a whack
oh my god you're so good at
freestyle
thank you
now you guys can hear the beats if i get one don't make me freestyle
here's gav
uh... i got gastro and come back down
where's chris gav? chris isn't with us at all
nah i died forty fucking times
would just i'd just meet you whenever i fucking get past the god damn
early gates
right uh... worst rapper rock as i see it
let's go jump up and see what it feels like
i'm gonna go fucking drown myself in the ocean till i get the proper spot
Yeah, in-game.
I see a deer.
Oh, deer, we're going.
I'm jumping on him.
There's a deer?
Oh, deer.
I'm chilling.
Welcome back for you, brother.
Why not play as the friendly neighborhood dino?
What's up from Kansas City?
Yo, funk you, Bish.
Thanks, brother.
Appreciate you, sir.
Funk you, Bish.
He's running black wrapped there.
That's us.
That's Timmy.
Oh, okay.
Bring you some food.
Chote, what's your growth?
million percent I'm bringing over some food okay yeah what is the case you're
percent we just restarted again for the 100 million things I think I'm in
south yeah yeah I'm in the south yeah I'm in the south yeah this random dude
just login he's not random he's a person is that anybody full grown to
make a
me logged out on the spot and realized it's not like his place she goes you
still think it's his last day off right there for a bit yeah I'm not sure yet
we'll see maybe it's not playing Sarah for a while so you got a random in here
quicker than Chris yeah sure do you not make me go stay good destroy you and
never catch us okay hey listen all I gotta just do is taunt some it I know
how fast are we compared to Sarah's I know we're faster but how much faster
By much I would think
25 30% faster 10 kilometers, okay
45 Sarah 45 or 40 for Sarah 45 for you, okay
We are 49.1 in max I
Wonder I'm just wondering if we'll have an opening to get through the tail of the staggo
You guys are sure raptors can kill staggers, huh?
You hear that croc doing his thing over there?
If I just, if I want to get off him or just jump, right?
How do I get off him? Can I right click again?
Just jump, okay.
Will it get off of him if I don't have stamina and I try to jump?
Or just fall off of him, I imagine.
It's a full grown
True dawn trudies. It sounds like a big one
I knew it
Oh seven
You know I get one bang. That's crazy
Fucking
You just got killed by a trudon in a bush that saw a rock here in a one bang. That's the crazy part with your bird
Yeah, it's one shot full health at like 70%
Yes, that's crazy. That is crazy
Well, I mean if I play pterodactyl every day I complain that they're just useless as fuck and they couldn't do shit
At least give us a little bit of fucking damage
I'm not playing them. I guess they are so trolly
You don't want to have damage or you'll fucking hate them
They just need to be a little poop on people.
They don't make sense to me.
I feel like if they're supposed to be utilized in a way where they could be a UAV, don't you
think that they should be allowed to join anyone's group and take up a slot for that
UAV?
I guess that doesn't matter.
I mean...
Either that, they're completely fucking useless, no?
They're literally completely fucking useless
All you gotta do is scream over the fucking thing and you know where they are
Can like eight birds like shit on somebody?
No, all you do is troll
Maybe like ten deep birds
You guys said ten deep, you guys all pecking at one thing
Oh, it's annoying bro
You don't think you can kill somebody?
I mean maybe babies
Honestly, on Karna you were making, you were giving me like bleed effects on this stream
Small birds
Oh yeah
Does Karna do any better against fighting Stegos?
No, right?
They're fast, but they all have the maneuverability
to get in and out.
Oh, dead guy.
It's no way.
It's random fucking Sarah.
OK, I'm not dead.
Random Sarah has been withdrawed though.
God damn it, I was just chilling.
He's stuck up on me.
I'm going to go to rock for rock.
Yeah, just get to the rock.
We'll kind of bait him off you.
Yeah, yes, we should have killed this fucking guy.
It's a lot harder than you think.
It's a one, Sarah.
It's a lot harder than you think.
Yeah, we're like this.
Got me to orange.
I'm 67.
I mean, we're getting to the point
where we can start doing some shit.
But we need you at full health.
And if you stay in the shit.
I can't even see Maya's.
I don't see Sarah's attacking him.
Well, that guy just caught me off guard.
I was drinking.
I was just sitting at the spot, chilling,
not paying attention.
I was talking to the chat.
Just waiting for you to complain that Sarah's are OK.
We'll get there.
It's not like I haven't fought Sarah's before.
I thought Sarah's on my car now, I thought I'm on my dillow, I just thought I'm on a raptor.
What really is.
I think your biggest complaint, if it's going to be anything, is like when you latch onto something and somehow they still hit you.
We shouldn't latch on for very long.
Yeah, but I mean like, you'll get on them and then they'll bite and somehow still hit you.
That's stupid stuff.
Even though it should, yeah, it's annoying.
So long as it doesn't happen with the fucking tailspin.
Might.
Sorry, I gotta respawn at Water Reservoir.
What is next, war start on Foxhole?
It's not happening right here recently.
It looks like it's... war has been going forward.
I'm gonna head to the cave and get some drink.
It's been going on for 21 days.
is. Are you? Yes, please. Can you? Actually, it's still just a sliver.
Rapids can do it. I'll come back for it. I'm bleeding again from that little shit.
How you doing, Chris? You all right? Cool, man. Yeah. Yeah. Hey, it's me, Chris. I'm doing okay, guys. Thanks for checking that on me.
You're just gonna be a whole me. I was breaking a fold out table
Anybody
You're not listening
No, I had it needed because I've been dealing with a lot of stressful stuff like playing Raptor
Almost full go. Oh nice. Maybe you guys can bang it. I'm just pop out. I've been fighting a stupid
uh serri here that i can't win at my size anyway where you guys at rock the crater uh crater uh
pond so you guys are cringe i get it yeah you guys are sitting at the raptor rock that we we made
fun of people we were just checking it out we were just sitting there sitting there and somebody
logged in on the rock and we just recruited them did do that he's more reliable than me chris to
to get to where we need to be.
Oh yeah, I'm just chaffed it down
about an anniversary of uh,
back in Quentin, man.
You miss the Sarah?
I'm about to lose a fuckin' baby Sarah right now.
You miss the Sarah?
I'm gonna eat, I do miss the Sarah
because I could win.
Now many kills I went through,
I went through like four people before I went down.
Whether you, Jody, need some random,
almost killed the Steve.
You can't say me, I was 50% and you were 100, bitch.
Listen, doesn't matter.
Internet already knows you beat some at one G. What's it's done so that's crazy
Bro, you don't even mention that context like
No, I was like I was trying to I was no they were like oh you beat some and I was like no
I was 50% you're like no we already clipped it. It's done. Let's see. Wait, what?
So see chat
Yes, man to you they're enablers
There's such a weirdo there, man.
Listen, we all need him.
I'm not gonna lie, the only way I get with you guys
is if you do pop eggs, I don't think I'll lie.
This shit is, this shit is real.
But don't worry, this time I'll come right away
because I've been dying down stuff.
We won't worry.
Right, right, right, right.
Throwing up is a serious issue for sustainability.
Serious issue.
Would you get a gas burner?
Yes, sir.
Oh, you did good.
but the gain of it. I can get some food.
The rest for a little bit of a good stand.
Fall off down instead of orange. I'm chillin'.
See, if I was him,
and that's Sarah, I would've killed the raptor that I was.
You caught me sitting down,
throwing up on the first bite,
still couldn't kill me. Bad.
If you can beat your theoretical self,
are you good or bad?
You just got stronger now.
You just got stronger, like fucking Highlander or Goku.
You should have passed yourself.
You consumed yourself.
It's an oral borough.
What's up, Justin? How you doing, brother?
What's up, it's Father.
What's up, Nanya?
You ever played a monster in our game?
Nah, I never played a monster in our game.
I was a...what was that game I played, chat?
It was where you can put the monsters together
and you'd catch them
and then you can breed them and shit.
Uh...
Monster Rancher.
I'm a monster ranger guy not a monster hunter. You know what I'm saying? Everybody's gotta have their specialty in life
Be full on board there
I'm back like it never happened
I mean this in the most respectful way possible and y'all guys just start fucking already
I'm not surviving. Oh, man. You need to start getting good, bro
I can't man. I can't the my my my oh, sorry. I mean screaming like I was attacked. Okay, I
Won the fight a trod on jumped on me and it jumped off and flew off the mountain
Debbie
Debbie and me when he gets by
He won the fight there guys after that scream that quickly
This game is worse than a horror game. Too many jumpscares.
Alright, I'll be full grown in no time.
179% growth rate at 80% that was a deer over here.
That good shit, yeah I killed it.
Yeah, I actually killed that one, that was me.
That was mine.
It's a lobby, fucks.
Yeah, I killed that one, it got back up.
discover vibes by some sort of national being
I'll put a bush on it. Interesting.
The news
hot off the preface. Hey
asteroid head. Timmek is quiet and KG is super loud. Done.
Hey KG, can you talk for a second? Perfect. Yeah, stay like, yep.
Good volume. What the hell man?
What the hell man, what's up with KGU?
KGU don't stop talking when you want to stop talking,
but when you ask him to say something, you don't pay attention.
It's body blocking, check that.
Calling all KGUs, calling all KGUs.
Not far out, I was gonna ask him actually.
I was gonna say, where the hair is run across?
This guy's such a dummy, this guy's such a dummy.
Fucking hard on mutants and starts talking like,
doesn't even give a second.
Well, I did, I did wait a sec and then nobody said nothing, then I said talking.
You guys talking shit?
Of course not.
Oh listen, we're all full grown ready to go fight stuff and we're just waiting for you to not be a hundred percent.
I need an egg and I need a herbivores.
You're not egging you.
Listen, you are egging me because I am terrible.
That's not fair that we have to egg you and waste all our time feeding your dumb ass.
No, no, we move in puke. Okay? Every step you puke in my mouth.
in my mouth. Where did it go? You're so dumb. You're so dumb, man. You're so dumb.
It's not hard to raise a rock. I'm eating gastroliths and eating a deer, mind you.
Not sitting in the rock. Okay, well, I'm proud of you, I guess.
We got a guy that's replacing your name, Faw. I like Faw better than you.
Yeah, Faw here. He's Faw better than you are.
Get that? Get that? I said Faw in place of Faw. Get that?
Wow, that's pretty good.
Thank you.
And you smell like fireworks.
Yeah, fireworks.
That's Spanish for farts.
Yep.
Well, your hat looks small on your big head.
I said it.
I said it.
Who?
I said your hat looks small on your big head.
I said it.
My hat doesn't look small.
Oh, it looks tiny.
You know what you remind me of?
Have you ever watched a movie, Attack of the Martians
or Attack of Mars or some shit?
Mars Attacks?
Yeah.
No, that's your head, guys.
I
Know they do have big heads fuck if I look like them you look like the fucking Koopa's from the original Mario movie
And I died again
That's why we can't do this egg shit. We just sat here doing nothing so we got to go
the egg a man fucking and sit here for the next fucking 20 minutes to a fucking
listen everybody in this group knows starts your own fucking journey we
don't accept people under 50% to the northeast you guys make me drink you
say staggo Sarah Sarah Northeast the way to a Diet Coke on our side actually a
C4 starburst flavor
What?
Do you just walk in the circles? Who's you talking to me? Let's follow the leader of thought here, baby
Well, actually no UAV. What's that? What's the update? What'd you say?
Sarah's to
Like south where you're calling out from the water line. Yeah
Yeah, I
So the red one that's got a bit me
I don't have eyes right now, I'm looking
I was resting
So you're not helping
I was resting
That's what you're trying to say
I think he's in these bushes
nearing this cause
Not having a good time
When I play
And fucking rhyme
Disraptor's ass
All the time
in please no sir your life we're busy we're not even for the man I'm muting I'm
muting and when my stagos grown I'm one string in here we will kill your stago
together no no don't let us find the bush you're hiding in let us find that
labouche he actually wants the smoke you guys calling his boy let's go
Gander we have to find out how P stairs are Sarah's our first before stay goes
What do we do against Sarah's do we swipe them in any way probably knocks we don't want to get chomp
We only go in the ground. They're all bleed all bleed
They're resistant to bleed to which makes it hard, but
So this is tough. Yes
You think to get a pin though if we get all three pounds at the same time and just get a little pin ski would be nice
I don't even see him
I'm in
Shit
Let's see from the top fucking rope here. No, you're gonna miss it
I wouldn't fucking do that.
Be smart about this.
Keep your stamp up.
He's got a bleed on him.
That's what we need right now.
Come on, I got to do it. I have to do it.
You are a real one.
What? It's like, it's so tempting.
Oh, no. Say no.
Hit once.
Did I click the right?
I think I missed it.
Did I throw up? No.
No, I didn't either.
I got another bleed on him, he's still blood, he's still blood, I keep bleeding him, I have
No stamina. I'm a stamina. Am I sitting on him too long chat alive?
What yeah, I was weird de-sync. I'm like using so much stamina just to put a bleed on there
I don't understand how we would do anything with like alone in any way our stamina is absolutely cooked after just I just
Got two bleeds on them and that's it. Yeah
Like you have to restam it's crazy
easy. You can't let him sit in and we're watching. That's why I'm I'm keeping like intense
here. Is he trying to sit? Standing. At least I want to stop the bleed. My stand's coming
back really quick. Not terrible. I guess our stand comes back faster. A little bit. This
is pretty tough. I'm not gonna lie. Yeah, this little fucking choke point. We don't
He's probably half blood right now. I would think
I'm bleeding pretty bad right now, so I can't keep poking him. I just need somebody to make him look the other way
Yeah, I'm literally half blood right now. Oh, Jimmy. I think he I don't think he got me
I'm gonna just scream with that. What's your tail?
Fuck if we had a couple more raptors we could keep the pressure on my blood just healed but
I'm not sitting he's probably I'm fucking like put it away by now he's probably like
clawed it if I now though well the thing is the bird actually keeps the blade going
which is kind of funny you know fucking eat actually I'm still sick
and stamina shit and raptors terrible I'm gonna show you some trouble he's gonna show
he's dead just be careful dude yeah I missed the jump no biggie even then if
he gets my word he fall off right I'm just grabbing I'm grabbing a bite to
heal up cuz I'm fucking water is the best ball for him it's better than a
bush to be honest because Sarah swims fast and when he goes in the water knocks
Yeah, he swam super fast. I couldn't move in the water. I was like, I'm a fairly swimmin'.
These fights are all about patience, though. I don't have to rush it. I'm just, I'm almost done with the Heel Sector, the vomit.
I can't tell if he's still alive. I think he is. I'm glad he missed me.
I gotta have a quicker nuttot.
That should take so long. I'm almost done.
I gotta bleed on him again, though. It's good. Every shot, every shot.
I think I did I really hope so
Yeah, yeah, he's been he's been I see him walking
He's gonna keep eating that though to heal
But we're not looking to kill him with HP. We're looking to kill him with bleeds
It's so easy to peck them when you're bigger and sorry
I'm full health come back
Yeah, I keep some I keep some out of the water
Especially kind of huge
Shit almost gone
Hey, what?
You're right. He bit me off that doesn't make any sense. I feel like I jumped on there
But he bit me off
He's against the wall right now. He got a fucking exit plan anymore
That's just a pounce bug. Yeah, it's every single dino bug in this game or what?
He's bled up again though. He's bled up again though, but I'm right. I'm right. I'm right. I'm out of this fight for now
Okay
They go eat
Well, uh, yeah, I'm just gonna get that sickness out and you know, it'll be fun
Yeah, I'm gonna get this this deer killed and then rest with that I
Mean bro even when you jump off
With a raptor it's like you're not even like in a good position
like
I shouldn't have eaten that I didn't mean I don't think you can
You got a look where you jump okay gotcha
He knocked me off on the trees that what it was
Okay, and that's why I got sun for a second
Am I sitting and I want to like can I just right-click them a little bit quicker than that or do I have my staying about the right amount of time?
I want to right-click them a little bit quicker and get off
Don't rest near food. It's okay for now. We'll deal with the situation something comes up and kills us. It's not part of this
So good
No, I'm dead. I'm stuck. I'm dead fuck to what?
fucking tree
Like you're I don't understand when you're on their back. Why can they just put their head in a tree and go flying off?
Well, you're on his back not his side. Well, just yeah, that's just where I ended up
It's usually hard to knock those off on the tree
Yeah, I have trouble
The rather seems super desyncing
Yeah, the mounting un-mounting the animation
I think what we got to get used to is after a pounce we have to look where we jump because
that's what was getting me fucked up too but also he hit me on a tree and stung me.
Is that what he did to you?
Yeah, yeah that's what happened man.
Yeesh.
It's not a big chair.
He knows his positioning.
This is what I was watching this play out in West and Dom Raptors earlier today.
So I mean he knows what he's doing.
I'm the regrow.
We're in the same situation my friends a little bit nice to have a you know KGU here is a another another bit of help here
It's going on over the KGU okay everything alright, okay. I'm at West Rail
He's fighting something yeah, it falls dead to you by the way
he is on the waterline still crocs eating shit he's right below Michael
she's still gonna bleed on him. he's getting egged by another raptor group
and there was a traitor. this is disgusting. he's at the tree on my
coals. hello I found a family that hatched me yeah we know we're training
to murder you I would you do they're gonna raise me I'm gonna be the omega
raptor and I'm coming for you betray me once we're all dead twice it ain't gonna
happen again well dad do it once here like he was a stego oh do you want me
to do you want to get a hashed in here with us that's these guys I'm still alive
You know me
Are the Raptors yeah Raptors
Bro this shit lasts so long chat
Was there a miscalculation on fighting him like what happened
He went against the water. It was a really awkward, like, bottleneck.
Tim, what's your name?
We could have treated it differently for sure.
What's your name again?
Same thing.
I'm just running right now.
I have to get water from the cave. I don't have a choice here, brother. Sorry.
I can't give vengeance for you guys, dudes.
Was it just one, Sarah?
Yes.
only if you were to raise me and I was there I believe you sending her a
class can I've done anything different there am I holding maybe I'm staying on
his back for too long and also I need to jump away anything else like I need to
look room jumping these guys these guys probably gonna realize he's getting
so much crew now yeah look at me now Tim huh
shit before they knock you off cat I need to realize when they can knock me off
got it
extra bleeding restore small amounts of health all damage hit stamina before
draining W you think you're fucking cool because you're a super raptor
yes I am you know how it is bro I always find a way why do all the work
when I can have someone else help me this Sarah might need water he's
fixing his bleed by now so I'm kind of useless against him unless I'm just gonna
stock them I'm not to just stalk them much in the whole hill in the entrance
you're not gonna spawn raptor now on it since you can actually come in as a baby
do full grown raptors can be in a full grown D-Lo in pretty short to
rustic raptors can be in a Sarah if you want that's correct but he was
knocking us off in the water being the big problem there
Sacrifice
If you all pinned them down do you guys hold left click or right click you guys just hold right click the whole time
Where do you left them?
You left okay?
It doesn't matter when you pin them got some
30 bleeding just left okay
Hi chat being a solo or sorry to chat guys being a solo fucking
Raptor kind of sucks brothers
It's okay. We have eight now. You recall Caroline shot. Yeah, I've done that to my wife for sure
Hey, Chad, pass me a drink.
When I first met Caroline, she used to hate it when I,
she used to hate when I call her man or dude or bro
or something like that.
If I, if any, obviously, I don't think I ever called her bro,
but I, man and dude, you know, would pop out.
Dude, just the, just the lingo.
That's what, that's what happened with my dad.
I forget like how to talk to certain people.
Sick.
She doesn't give a shit nowadays, Chad.
Yeah.
Don't ever call your dad a bitch.
I call my girlfriend doofus sometimes
she hates it yeah you better not be putting that on me make her hate me okay I'm making my way back
to this fucking Sarah for fucking vengeance it's not him is it have you kept eyes on him at all
all right ah some eyes let me see this is
I heard this guy call but he's not at the river.
Yeah, he's below me. He's like going towards the water.
I don't think I can actually do anything.
Is he going for water?
Yeah, he's going for water.
Dude, what a waste. I could have waited for him.
I knew he was going to go eventually.
I see him.
What's the percent?
His blood should still be low.
What's the percent to what?
11.5, so 11% hold it.
No, no, I was that I got it at 10 point
Quit playing with my emotions like this 14 hours ago. We hated this game. I uninstalled it and all
Fuck see what I can upgrade in since I have extra damage eating restore small amount of health
all damage hits before let me do jumps is this guy some G fan even though I spelled
wrong he says oh my god how does that hit me
okay so you're gonna do the same thing it's a good little boost for you because
you stay at you stay a higher on your stuff how does that hit me yeah I usually
try to do it but it's whatever yeah directional jump not where I'm looking
I'm at 7.9.
Yeah, 10.5.
Yeah, I guess these guys put their code
in the official discourse, what they did.
Interesting.
I actually did it pretty early.
Fuck it.
I haven't gotten the view yet.
Oh, you didn't?
No.
It's not that you didn't do it at 10.5.
No, I did.
No, I did.
OK, I wait.
You should see it blinking.
Yeah, no, I see the blinking now.
Pretty hurt.
half stomach so it's all right it just it just hold it it's it's not about filling
your stomach it's about like becoming older so that the mutation lasts longer
because he's gonna drop 300 in you anyway so that uh the not mutation
whatever that shit's called last longer jody stepy and cute over there
shit that dammit bro i really hope i'm fucking doing this right dude i'm
trying to stalk this guy and you put bleeds on him and shit
You keep waiting if you don't know about it
You just don't let them heal. They have the thing is Sarah's have I guess a natural bleed
Resistance, but they definitely not
Me you could just regroup to your army over here in West rail
It's gotta be low and bleed
No the jump off the thing
I'm bad boys
No.
Oh, fuck.
Oh.
Yeah, that a cane guy, he popped in my shot.
He's like, that was me, by the way.
Yeah.
I'm sure he fucking did.
I'm sure he fucking did.
He's pretty good.
He's pretty good.
He was that croc that I was saying was pretty decent.
I want to know how low he is on bleeding
after that little fight.
Dude, you're sprinting, sprinting.
You sprint so fast.
You fall so slow.
So I'm sprinting.
I fall off a little drop, my guy loses all his speed and then the guy bites me.
Uh, I guess you could tell him to hit me, I'm fucking...
Not low at all.
Guys, Rappers are terrible.
Rappers are terrible.
Rappers are terrible.
Are you not going to spawn in with us?
We have a pack.
We have a large pack.
I might go Dillow and I'll go lie.
Like if we're looking for fucking bleaters, dude, I'd rather play Dillow 100%.
Yeah, but I mean, we have a mega pack now.
We could really see how it's done.
It's X-Kim if you change your mind.
like uh, gym carnation.
It's home to the dude.
Yeah, I don't know if I want to do that.
Raptor is not very fun.
Their stamina issues are fucking horrible, bro.
Yeah, the drain of jumping on the side does suck.
I'm going to go Dilla.
You guys have fun for a bit.
Tell me when you fucking die.
But we're just going to go hunting Dilla.
You're already grown.
Dilla can't solo.
Yeah, full grown.
Yeah, I mean, they kind of can.
They can solo a lot better than a raptor can.
I mean, shit, Orcarno, I guess, but...
I've never had a 100% Carno, bro.
That shit is rough.
Are you doing the jump thing?
Me? I am, yeah, because we were raised in,
so you might as well get it.
I forgot.
I already started jumping earlier.
You think we're gonna get Candy?
I'm so excited for dinner.
Dillo or Carno, I guess.
Let's get on the rock, yeah.
He can eat, though.
Hey, you're good.
You can eat him.
Fuck, man.
I don't want to egg. I don't like Raptor. Raptor sucks.
Boring.
There's their stamina problem makes it fucking really boring.
Like my offensive in like things that I laid, I don't even like to land
them that much because they just fucking shit up my stamina.
It's kind of down.
Yeah, after Sam takes so long, even jumping at this age is
a significant tear down vibe.
I might go car on this one, chat.
I mean, dude's not chat.
Sorry.
I know.
Yes, we'll play car after you guys die on Raptor.
Yeah, maybe we see you first don't chop you up. Yeah, we're gonna fucking
Very that dumb ass head in the sand. What you mean like my real head or like my freak
I'm talking about this stupid car. No, I'm cool
We'd never do that to you man, come on
Depends on bad you piss me off, though. Yes, there's all pieces of shit. Oh my god
We're gonna have a beach day. We can we can like bury him
You ever do that you ever get buried to your neck and Sam?
That would be horrible
Does he say that weird you guys it just me
Berry they say like like dog does that to a bone what they do
Like Barry like isn't
Yeah, is it like the fucking or one of the characters from original Resident Evil Resident Evil. Yeah, Barry. Where's
Chat what are we feeling here told you I'm a fucking like I'm like I'm an audio guy. I'm a sound guy
So I hear the same thing we get on the Sarah or what?
It's just my nature. I'm sorry
Photo
I have a habit of changing.
Lead resists.
That's what we need.
Lead resists.
That's what it was.
Shit like that.
Especially.
Especially.
Expletively.
I think I've ever said that.
All right.
This is a specific color.
Cool color, though.
This is cool.
It's a nice color here.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Wait a second.
Wait a second.
Hopefully, we can ask him for eggs.
I don't want to say anything
because then they make a little raptor noise
He's gonna hit me
Global chat him if he'll get a give us a photo first. Oh
Shit photo gastrobleed. Oh
Well, I fucked up guys. Should I kill him real quick? I could just kill him off real fast. So now I don't like this
I actually hate this one. I'm a killer fast. Let's get photo
I haven't upgraded my first one yet cuz I'm trying to get reinforced shit
You might be chasing tea chrome
Pretty good damage. He's getting chased down by the car. No, I'm dipping
I'm coming over to the rock, fuck off.
Orange, where should we go on this one, right?
Teacrundead.
Fuck.
I did the wrong angle.
Unless you ran.
One angle to do that side.
I think you get sick if you eat an egg of your own kind if you're not a Sarah.
What the fuck, what angles do I do?
I need food, I have 10% health, I need 10% food.
I don't need more.
Well thank you.
Bro!
these guys eat them.
It only makes it like a randomly bite if you eat your own.
Actually.
This guy has an egg right here.
Oh yeah, we're good.
Let's try this again.
Let's get photo to start us.
Get a respawn here.
Drown, my dude. In order to drown you have to get rid of all the stamina, which takes a little while because you're a small guy and we have extra stamina.
You know what I'm saying?
It's kind of suck. I ain't going to lie, bro.
Oh, I just got disconnected.
If you right-click even when you right-click it still takes it a little bit longer than what I just did right there
Oh my god, I like there's no cannibalism. Yeah, that's what I'm thinking. That's kind of the shit
There you go. Now we're fast disappear at some point. I'm not worried about dying. It just sucks out of the queue
Yeah, what happened?
It was jumping in place in the game thought I was fucking disconnect worthy
Yeah, no that happened to me yesterday on MF when we were a bunch of copies and we're doing that
Like forced you see me. She's not bad
What I heard that
Yeah, listen there's some raptors here West access a little bit worried a big boy she's some big fellas
Come down to West rail this our hood
Wait, yes, sir
We're getting bread up. Yeah, so you should have just spawned in
Well, I'm not what's wrong that's a I'm at top left further than that
Yeah, don't roll up your motherfuckers. I'll fuck you up. So, you know
I need to do board or boards in my chair. I'll kill me. I'll just go right there. You better watch his back
Don't travel up here motherfuckers
I'll punch down on raptors. Don't look behind you. All right. I got the I got reinforced tendons my jumping costs less now
You getting that shoddy, I think it's worth getting when you're when you're actually hatched
You had to jump 50 times if you haven't been doing you said I'll say this
Raptors and stamina very tedious very
in line coming yeah I mean just they
can't get us on the rock they can't
jump up here even if you can make it
like efficient with all that stem with
teamwork and shit it's just very not
fun they absolutely cannot get up here
okay well there's a Sarah and there's
Carno's oh my god we're gonna be working
together bro I don't know why they do
fucking titles and emo. What? What made what? Oh game sucks that. What's the title
says? What is someone times I'll just says your title with the aisle under it. Wait, wait,
they're coming up. They're coming up. They're coming up. I don't understand. I'm too stupid
for this conversation. Seven TV emo in your chat. That's getting fucking Megas fans.
Yeah, um, oh, I don't I should I thought refresh alone. Oh my god. We're playing car. No, a lot sooner
You cock says he sucks
It's like a good
Well, that goes
You know, there was no eggs. It's just really weird that everybody uh carnos and seras has showed up at that rock
I've never been to this sanctuary down here chat. I don't you don't smell the nest though. You only smell eggs
Oh
Just got me going to South Plains no right ain't no way
Is this just had me going to the South Plains one shot?
Or is there one closer?
Well seems like it's closer. I
Think it's different. Yeah, it's different. It's not the same. All right. Yeah, okay
Okay, I don't think I've ever been to this one. I'm wondering if even anybody will show up here
Yeah that's stupid fucking raptor sound.
Holy crabs on the diet.
Okay, that's around.
Okay.
Paddle those arms!
AHHHHHHH!
Paddle!
God!
This is how Hutch Doggy paddles in the water.
He just...
Yeah.
Ha ha ha ha.
Holy shitballs Batman, you're the slowest swimmer in the fucking shit.
This is crazy.
You are slow.
Oh dude is that why I see carnals out there sometimes interesting
Do you died on your raptor?
No way, I gave him the call
Didn't that make you feel like you want to play carnival I'm already I'm kind of dude. They're so badass killing us like that
I just I want to see how it feels to actually hit somebody who comes to this one chat nobody does right
I'd be baffled
If I find a PDP
Okay, I think you guys heard said I guess I'm on a car now to get fucking gated while drinking
I guess I guess like that bro
You don't want to be on car. We don't we don't we don't need you honey than the carnage. Okay?
I want people to want to be a car now. I wanted to be yours. Why'd you say it like so Spanish right there?
What if he winds your first perk?
I mean a sanctuary I've never been in looking for the enemy. Oh, yeah, I could do the sanctuary shit
They're gonna lie. I was having some one good one V ones as car
all some bulls RP type shit RP type shit you right you ever go to bed you ever
go to bed and then just tell your significant other about your day thanks
that's today we were sitting at the pond right and this crap came in a note and
it killed him back it was pretty funny actually I was actually was drinking a
drink at the time it's built do I tell Caroline about my video game day of
Courses
Course I do yeah, I try to tell my wife, but uh, she falls asleep
Carna's three max
Everybody wrong server. How do you do what the fuck we want around this bitch?
Not calling you a bitch. I'm at this bitch this bitch
One time I hear a goat I can't eat it the fuck do not try to swim as a carno. You have no arms
Yeah
Your guys doggy doggy bow is more like a chest
Just looks like you're drowning trying to get out of water. Did I die?
Yeah, you got it dude. Cardo's rushed the rock ran up it and killed everybody. It was like three of them. Oh
Somebody you corner. Yeah
Yeah
Only if you want to have forcing you I
Mean I'm down
This is more like I had a fucking cool raptor going
07 Raptor I wish I can make it so my shift was only
Hold not like some intuitive toggle because sometimes I want to just sprint for a very short amount of time
My game will consider it a toggle and then it'll keep me sprinting and I just think that's stupid. I
Wish I could put the alt attack on my mouth doesn't happen that often to be fair
You can't do that. You can't sweet. You can't like buy
Somebody said they had to go in their mouse settings and rearrange shit like out of the game to do it
But you can't do it in game
But I wasn't gonna do all that. I think anybody shows up to the sanctuary, bro
It's like a weird off the fucking path sanctuary
What the fuck am I?
I'm in West access. Oh cool
She's like right there. That's a toggle. I just wanna start. We like that
Like the the intuitive toggle is not worth not just making it just making a key bind for one of the other toggle or hold
Fuck the intuitive shit
Like I want to just sprint for a second especially on someone like this who's very quick and the gun
I can't be holding shift for that long. Yeah, dear immediately. This is fucking amazing
I accidentally ate a car now, so no spazzing out
Was it weird?
Well, I'm just having the twitches
Yeah, you just get the twitches here instead of Daisy where you giggle
They get twitches and Daisy
Yeah
Yeah, but then you like nobody wants to so kind of completely eliminates the mechanic they should make it so
Your guy starts to get that twitch sure, but you can appease it with more human meat
You know I mean kind of like you're you know I'm saying but they don't
Well kind of like you know like kind of like you're you're going through withdrawals, right?
But they don't do anything like intuitive like that's just still brain dead stupid fucking oh you get the giggles and you get twitching unstoppable
You know it's just like eh then nobody wants to do it cuz it's like nobody wants to twitch
They don't care about that the laugh
It's time to get a daisy debonard discord this time
Yeah, Daisy doesn't been here me bitch about their game for years brother
Oh
Did you see the player known trailer thing? Oh, I still haven't seen that actually I saw and seen that yeah
He's getting a good actually with them. I
Mean he's you know he's he's messed her survival honey bunny games. I do appreciate that. Thank you
I downloaded the blues
known you've been a part of the community for a while I'll confuse what you
know early early early days
player no yeah Brandon yeah it's Brendan right yeah so my player knows first
name yeah I mean that's public I have no fucking idea I've always gone player
no I usually stick to people's gamer names for the most part yeah I think it's
person when you know something like that he's a he's good people up yeah he is a
good dude he's a good dude I'll always resent him though for never taking out the
red bombing zones in PUBG. No you hate those guns? Yeah fuck those guns. I don't know the Lord.
You know what's funny? I think I've followed your channel probably. I think I started watching around PUBG.
Yeah maybe. I never knew that you didn't like this shit. I thought it was a good
mechanic. What is good about that? It's a complete RNG. But we want, dude, I think that
mechanic should be in this game to push people around the fucking map.
Oh, here's what I think. Oh, it kind of forces people to move, yeah? Here's what I think,
okay? Here's what I think. Here's what I think this game should do. This game, all
it needs is map flow. Doesn't need anything specific like that, right? It needs like
where you are as a carnivore where you are as an herbivore the starting area needs to be really
shit to your plants really shit to your meat not very good and then you move like inland more
to start finding the bigger and better stuff for your diet this way you get a little bit of map
flow oh this is like kind of like a starting kind of like beach area this whole coast is a starting
zone you move inland to keep you know to go you know to get this shit and that shit and it's like
at least you have that right now it's you know you know it is right now you spawn at south place
that would be a good flow and like i mean it could be done a little bit like daisy so 100
percent of carbon copy of daisy at that front those don't do much for you when you're older
you know i mean like the fawns and the baby pigs and shit yeah you don't give
like the nutrition, you know, you should be spawning on the coast with like fucking little squirrels
and fucking raccoon type of shit. It's not saying and then and then I am fucking this whole route
up and I'm going on. Um, you know, you move inland, you start running into board and
dear shit like that. Right. It's like a reason to be in a different place than the spawn
Cuz right now as it stands you can spawn North Lake don't have to move to your full-grown
You can spawn South Plains don't have to move to your full-grown stay there for you can stay there forever
Literally never have to move right. I feel like there should you you should want to move a little bit
That's where Daisy kind of like showcases itself a little bit, right?
You should want to mimic that in my opinion where you spawn like we'll just say churnout right you spawn South Coast
You know you get basic civilian weaponry and if you want to get better shit
You need to and like and like you know just just such you know
Decent food nothing crazy right a lot of its pick through
She kind of got a move to towns that maybe haven't aren't just spawned in right shit like that reasons to move
Yeah, yeah, so it's just like
You just don't have a real reason to move too much in this and I think that means
means the map kind of comes across as a little bit more dead because of it.
Yeah, and the players are the food for the most part, aside from a few AI, so the players
dictate where you're...
It does feel good in this moment to like catch up to shit really easy chat.
Then what about like these big ass dinos that camp the starting areas and just eat everybody?
Then I think that they should barely get anything, or almost like nothing on the
I mean, small dino in terms of nutrition, right?
Wouldn't you nerf them so that you'd get off
of like an adolescent or like small dino
so that it forces them to maybe seek out?
Yeah, it's not enough to do it.
Yeah, it makes sense.
I don't know.
Maybe I'm wrong.
I'm so like it's like a full-fledged thought process.
I'm just saying like brainstorm thoughts on,
you know, getting moving around the map essentially,
right?
Yeah.
Oh, shit.
No way this isn't on the, dude, no way.
We don't have to eat goats?
NOOOOOOO
NOOO
Dear and boar. That's why I'm sitting on a deer for a little bit until I can handle a boar.
Also the thing about Karno is, you feel bigger than you are.
I feel like I'm like fuckin' 30% as an 11% on like my car over syrup.
It's a little bit bigger of a dyno I feel like. Am I wrong?
Uh, I mean their weight is the same. I think they are a bit taller.
How did your play test go? Was it garbage or a beauty?
Yeah pathos hightens. Yeah, I didn't really give it a super big opportunity
I got into a couple fights that didn't seem too bad though seemed pretty decent
I actually ran into a stago and he two tapped me instead of once at me
So nice you weren't full-brown though. Are you? No, of course not. I don't think the thing is
I need to I need to join a server. I'm probably not even gonna fuck with the normal
leveling servers I'm probably just gonna join the fucking hardcore ones just
yeah and there's ones where you can heal passively not heal so I grow passively
nice it looked it like when I watched you played a little bit it looked it kind of
like a phone game a little bit mobile the graphics it is a mobile game it's a
turn off now I understand all I ate that and it's poison I'm dumb fuck or maybe
it's not poisoned actually is it I don't know if it's poison if it's just run
this is double ain't a bad egg before I gotta smell it next time you're right
okay that's what that means that that's gonna run okay well fucking me you
fuck on me then I have fuck on you let's go there let's go to the let's
It's called a rich ass. You can find a small fight
Yeah, yeah night vision is good for sure. I think like they're pretty good. They're pretty good like Sarah's though. I mean
Yeah, they take a little more time
They're a little bit tough on the movement tech as well in my opinion. Oh, that's a bore right there, bro
I needed that see if we could find any little little dude in your chat
Is this one of you guys chasing the deer he's getting attacked here chat
this guy
Carno's definitely better than Raptors. I ah, bro. I can't do a character that doesn't have any 1v1 capabilities
I just can't do the gameplay sounds horrible. I need to be able to 1v1 something
Like some sort of field of dudes with a competitive 1v1's feel of like dinos
Carno can't 1v1 herbies though. True.
What the fuck do you do against a dibble as a, as a, as a carn?
You're more for you, you get more carnos, like a carnivorous.
Poison is crazy. Crazy long skin.
I want to just have like an all around dino. You know what I mean?
I think the closest thing to that's probably like a dibble.
Maybe.
Or Sarah.
Changed it up for fun though.
Do some Carno play we'll swap to Sarah back again after this
Sarah is the all-around best carnival by far. Gotcha. Gotcha. Should be coming off pretty soon here.
You're a Carno main but you haven't played since they added Sarah's and Dibbles. Good luck fighting Dibbles brother.
I can't even I can't fathom how you can possibly even put up a fight against a Dibble as a Carno
I don't think you can be honest with you
What about Tenos?
Or Maia's?
Stuck in a corner trying to get back in!
Bro, I tried to kill his raptor little homie and I couldn't do it!
I had him with an alt-click too!
I die.
Raptor gang rise up, got me dude.
Wait, what?
I tried to kill the little raptor homie and his dad killed me.
Oh, I thought you meant you were going back to raptor, I'm like, are you motherfuckin' this guy?
Yeah, speaking of which, I am actually going back to raptor.
Now that you're saying that.
I see what you're fucking doing already.
You know it's crazy, which our parents did that to us.
My life.
What?
I said I wish our Raptor parents did that for us, but instead they let three carnos run a train.
They let three carnos run a train.
How does this Raptor find me in the fucking random bush I've removed in Temmude?
If we had fucking Raptor family, maybe we would have survived that, huh?
That guy's one Raptor guy, man. I ran into a corner box and then he just beat my ass.
But I was beaten his little kids asked me out, you know what I mean?
In game.
In game.
In game.
In game.
Of course, of course, In game dinosaur, yeah, In game dinosaur.
Yeah, bunker.
But I kicked that little kid in his teeth, you know what I mean?
Yeah, that flagpole didn't even last.
Your drinks definitely make me way hyper than the fucking coffee.
God damn.
Oh god damn.
You're not supposed to put three scoops in it bro, it's one scoop.
Nah, it's just one whole can.
I don't even oh it says 200 milligrams of caffeine
Is it a coffee coffee like 30
Coffee to me coffee to me is just like a relaxing thing for my throat
Tinker
Timac tinker
I
Where'd you spawn now because I'm all the way on the east
East coast
I might be able to help you. I'm at the
Yeah, the sanctuary tell me if you hear this yeah
All right come to me. I got a dead. I got a dead hog right here for you. I
Don't know how much is left in it, but there's another one I can kill to
I'm able to kill shit. No, it's carnage is the worst for growing you can't get the third
Are you lipids are impossible because you have to kill actual dinos right yeah, and they're not even like common
Just focus up on to that's worth 200% my yeah, that's all good
Just focus up on you can
Yeah, we're just kill shit and then eat their livers and shit then you have a chance to get it
It's weird watching make the call with
here borrow me yeah here i can't eat this one first and i'm gonna go for it
yeah it sounds like we're like fucking sick as fuck
i don't know where we are where to go where to go actually go this way
that borrow fucking one shot you uh you kill it dummy
yeah i know oh yeah coffee's 95 my bed my bed take yourself a big big
yeah but like a regular cup of coffee and it depends on how much beans you
put in there right yeah that's where i got confused
I think I was reading the t-shirt as comparing tea to coffee and then
68% growth
There's another I killed something else it's down as well if you can smell it
Looking for the other house. This place is hostile low man
Dude, I don't know like today's funds have been a lot better. I'm not gonna lie
AI spawns have been solid for a while now. I think that's a difference
Yeah, they definitely have these spawns on the MS, sir, by a lot.
They're on the other side of the wall.
These little bitches.
Yeah, I'm gonna fix their spawns, man. Good shit, guys.
Yeah, W.
Well done, well done.
What's today? Tuesday?
Wednesday.
Dude, all these fucking pigs are on the other side of the wall.
Go do your job and get me food!
I'm trying, man!
You treat me like shit!
and we're moving you're supposed to say dad at the end of that right yeah dad but
you ever watched the video of the dad just running over the dudes games with a
lawnmower you think that was real I did see that I don't know actually all right
harness saw me just instant murder me didn't say word and I said yo I told
him to do that no engagement is crazy that's my boy you're gonna say yo back
Wait a second you typed and he still killed you that's not yeah
Uh 50% now you straight rdm do you even interact? I don't see your name anymore. Oh, there you are
Eat your fucking dinner Joseph
Eat your fucking dinner. There's a fucking camp over there. Holy shit
Yeah, this guy said in a PvP game. No way. Yeah, someone update this guy. This isn't a PvP game
brother okay this is exploration game buddy it's a dino Sam dino walking
simulator I would actually you know what I think we would we've enjoyed I
think we would enjoy a survival game that we build a defense and like survive
like the hordes and shit throughout the night around you my dad's starship
Troopers
So video game tower defense with all of us you can get like a bunch of people involved like 16 or something
We can get fucking crazy. I downloaded that game a while ago. I was gonna plan. I was planning on pitching it to the squadron
I know you did pitch it. I bought it. I've just been sitting there. I bought it
Chris
They're incredible
I like it like that, but I was told you I was trying to get you to play Heal and Worse too again.
I smoke you.
I thought we were going to be on the same team, but...
Oh shit, okay, yeah, I mean, if you want to play through the story, come on.
Listen, my scarab and my healers? Yeah, you're not killing me.
A couple hours ago I heard you say let's hit South Plains and fuck up Sega's liver died,
then we wrapped our gang fuck while Beast Mode, yeah, I got fucked up.
Beast Mode didn't work out, if you're still around.
They're fucking rushing me, bro! They got the Brutes, they're teleporting them in!
didn't fucking work out let's go seven days and decay I stated the K2 I have
heard of I have heard of both of these I have heard of these games before now
only 9% bro bring me the food it should takes forever make sure you know dude
make sure you're like running to where I'm at or run to the get rocks you
earn your shit man you got to earn your shit on a car now
it's easy life going on in the Sarah I died to a fucking board trying to kill
one so a car no cannot kill a Sarah huh
yeah I mean I'm sorry sorry sorry I cannot kill a stego
I don't know I mean I don't because they can't stun it we run to it's gonna
us oh if you wait if you use your right right wouldn't charge it you would left
it you would sprint and left click it just like you were a fucking you know
yeah is our bite that good though I mean our bite force is 150 just like
Sarah yeah the problem I think it takes this does it take a second to get
into this right click the speed no you can run left but right you can you
left click out of it so yeah maybe that's good there's an alt attack too but
you have to stand still to do it i think this is two years ago carna taking on a
stega
wasn't stupid every single computer i've ever had does this
but it's just not every time there you go i got this shit
we'll see this has got to be the worst this stega been running for some
Distance was hoping he would be low on Sam. This guy is said to be a 90% ish grown staga
I would classify this at
50%
What would you guys put that out?
This is the old carna. Carnover staga is a horrible fight. I don't want to see what it looks like before I decide to do it
They turn much worse now. Oh, so they used to be able to do go in and find out how much bigger he is, bro
Well, yeah, you can kind of turn like a st- uh, go.
You're not- you're not ever doing that now.
Kind of looks like- so this is when Stegos were getting shit on.
Basically, this is the reason they got buffed.
Hold your tail on them, brother. Do it.
do it. This is post-tail-raised Tego. He's fighting a Stego that knows what's going on,
though. To be fair, this Stego is probably not kicking everyone's ass. Oh, of course
not. Okay. You fucking piece of shit. You fucking
are you talking to me about like one in an egg when you had
Tim at get all your food. I see what I'm doing for it. He's
ridiculous. This is crazy right now that you're talking shit
to me. I'm trying to figure out how we fight stagos. I'm
detecting a hostility. Can you do this? Now though, Chad.
I don't think you can. It would have been good but he
You can't even, can you even right click stagos anymore?
If it was Saras, he probably would have got away.
So the game just uses to be a lot different.
Yeah, every one of these videos, two Carnivores versus solo Dibble.
Three years ago.
When you roar, your little arms are just flapping.
Ain't nothing gonna be...
Everything that would be Carnivore stagos from years ago.
How big am I?
Ain't no way I'm only 12% so I'm rollin' to you.
Tell me, man.
slow Joseph took so long to drag to you next time faster you're such a dummy
you know that's all right that's not a picture of car no sound yeah that's how
you picture your dinosaur and like land before time yeah
Often sounds like this
Hey guys, I'm over here
I thought I was flying dude
Type of shit
Type of shit for real bro
Client's real voice
Deadass
Deadass though
Never been one to use a voice changer
for roleplay, I just do my voices
I'm just cool like that
Not Walmart-y
Fuck outta here
That was something nothing like old
maybe I just kind of play big-ass dynos bro I just want to kill everybody dude
you know I'm saying T Rex T Rex the investment but like I'm just gonna be
irritated if we're still waiting like two more months for T Rex because it's not
even on the GT6 before I promise is it on the that server yet because they
said once it's on that server the track first then the wrecks and then like
a month later they'll release it they were still probably got like three four
months for an actual update. What is the stago killing herbivore? Is there such a thing?
Dibble? Dibble pack? Can dibbles kill a stago? Yeah. Oh, oh, they walk through and start
fucking dumping on them. They run into package six. I mean, some might die, but I mean.
Because you get a little bit of defense on your head. So you want to run straight
at them and get the get the CC on them. I think you can knock them over, right?
or a full grown Dibble can knock over a staggo?
Maybe not.
Or we just get all egged in, act all cool and shit,
and then come back later and kill everybody.
I'm telling you, even though we're against it, summit,
you would enjoy playing Dibble.
That shit is actually fun.
I can just hear you go, yeah!
As you run over somebody.
He's going to test something someone's away from him now.
I can't catch this guy.
But it's just like when they get into it,
When they get near, they're done.
If you get them in front of you, they're done.
Yeah, then we play, we play Divils
and it won't matter if they play Stegos.
We'll just be the OP 4-pack.
So why they, speak of the devil.
Yeah, a lot of the times,
like you'll try to say can steal.
Speak of the devil.
Speak of the devil.
They saw one, bro.
Speak of the devil, he said nothing.
No, I heard one.
I heard one as I was talking about him,
the fucking someone, one of them yelled.
Gotcha, gotcha come my son. Are you at Northlake's that's kind of a red
I'm west realm
We're gonna go in Northlake to make our way I guess
Actually, we could just go
What?
Safe here
What?
It's dangerous in Northlake motherfucker. We're too little we're gonna get shut you bitch. Yes. All right. All right relax
We're going west
I'll let you guide us and then as soon as something happens. I'm leaving. There's a lot of shit
We're safer this place you're gonna die
No, I'm
Say west access is fucking hottest fuck right now. I'm running over to the West rail
Yeah, that's another spawn
Make sure doing jumping jacks with this guy
stairs are uh nesting in south plains but like right off the river
off this bore pretty sure I can charge head but this bore now yeah sure don't
skin kill stegos the smallest of carnivores
get fucked bitch you're lucky I did not hit you yeah frankly I could have just
imagined yeah what are you looking video what are you out of you
I'm almost 15% grown. This is wild. How much longer it is than a stare.
So it's gotta be like the stairs two hours with full diet. This thing's got to be about three
70s dinos. You just gotta get hatched in
0.5 x like right right now
But we can outrun people I don't know I should be able to run out run everyone in this like my age
Maybe you too. I'm in the Highlands right now. Yeah, here's them
You gotta go
We're gonna need water soon. Do you want to make our way to the cave?
I'm trying to make our way to this wet. I'm trying to make our way to North Lakes River, so that we can cross it.
And start, where the fuck hold on. That's right here.
They're saying Sarah and Carno weigh the same, so they have the same growth time.
They don't.
They don't have to save growth time now. No show them. They do way the same though, but I can't imagine it's same growth time
That's already 40 Saras and Karnaw. I'm like I get pissed like 30%
I mean, I know that they weigh the same, but they definitely don't grow the same
Definitely feels longer. It either feels longer because we don't have as many early on attributes like the Saras do or it actually just
I
Yeah, I already had the goat in front of me
It's just so hard to get the third diet. Oh, let's see. Let's go. Let's go this way. I think
Thank you, Chris
If the car those being two hours would be that if it matched up with serum, I think that I mean they seem to be pretty equal
I
Think Sarah's a more I think what I like about Sarah is it comes across as the most all-around carnivore?
It can kill and match up even if very not well.
Frontons on a coddle go like pinky toes.
At least a little bit.
It's on most of the map for most of the features.
Why are they even there if they have no unique combination?
They're a big guy.
I hate the idea whenever I hear,
oh, you do not stand a chance or cannot kill this thing.
You know what I mean?
I hate that, dude.
I actually really can't stand that.
So it's like, you cannot,
your style from this dyno cannot do,
we basically will not do anything to Divils.
we will not do anything to stay goes right so we're not going to fight them
absolutely no room for skill expression does feel bad well if the headbutt
actually has a negative effect for hitting a stag or a hippie then it's so
stupid I understand you can't charge everything but you know left-click and
shit and stuff I just don't like the idea ever in these games like just
like Chody said where it lacks skill expression especially like across the
board against like I don't like the idea of like just like Sarah we have
the fucking we have to just like fucking smile and wave at some dinos because we just simply cannot be even do a little bit to it
Well, we said that we said that to him in there and he basically said he doesn't want like a PvP
server, but it's
You have to PvP to survive
I doubt that's what you meant because the game is
Which to be honest should be I was not a bad thing because I think that like I never
I've never liked the idea of PVP zones even when the community like dubs this area the zone
Like I hate that shit. I like the I like, you know catching people
While they're trying to grow and bum fuck Egypt on the map, you know stuff like that, you know, I just I
Don't like the idea. Okay guys time to go to South Plains. We're big enough
You know what I mean?
It's definitely a hide-and-grow fucking game for sure especially on Karna
Actually, I don't know when do you feel like you can fight on a you know, out of king
Karna you can definitely do some damage. Thank you so much for the tank. It's a subs. I appreciate it. Welcome as well
That's what we enjoy. Do you guys hope you have a good time in the channel once you next your name?
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If they have no use or function, I don't know what to affect the point. What do they do with their arms?
Maybe it's just balance purposes, bro
Maybe they fucking use them the sense shit like
Yeah
Carnal grow time perfect diet two hours and that's more chicken like
Their arms are backwards like an anime rock
Yeah, three hour grow for a perfect grow
My car. Oh, yeah, that's exactly what I see
That's disgusting, bro.
Five hours and 40 minutes.
Yeah, that's perfect.
I mean, listen, we just do we just do these are off characters, right?
We do this for a little bit of fun once they die.
I'm back to Sarah.
Back to be in my face.
So I know.
Tarno has a time investment that makes you fucking kind of gives you a little solve.
It's easy to pay the fucking attention.
We went so far off track.
Hold on.
Well, I don't even know where you're going.
We started back where we started.
We're back where we started because you bad Joseph I
Gotta get my soundboards going bro
Karnaugh does seem he fucking made a cop and then has this like spittoon fucking sound effect
That's the best one. We mean
Yeah, I don't even remember my fucking name
uh
if it
You were making fun of it. Yeah, it was so dumb. Yeah, the name was even dumb too. Yeah, it was like
douche mcdouche bag or something
Oh, it was a Dixon dick caboose
See what i'm talking about
That would be the sound effect.
That's actually perfect.
Hey, this is perfect.
I mean, I mean, your chief of police,
he set the example to be fair.
Wasn't a good example.
Yeah, what about what about?
Don't my eyes do OK?
My eyes are really good.
That's the ones that punch, right?
I fucking shit on Sarah's or the Maya.
What shows more skill expression?
Maya or Tenno?
Maya is probably the most complex dino to control
because you have two different stances and like two different attacks for each stance
That's a gashaw
And then a running attack too
Hey, on your path of wherever the fuck you're going can you take us to a pond or something?
Tertiary, this is so absurdly bad
They're not, they're really not what he's searching for, like it is not that bad
switch that's what I think weird but her wars they have like some of them have
like a mode same thing with the devil you switch to defense mode and shit like a
fucking robot octopus on I hear that I'm telling you man
Divils aren't even that bad of a grow because you could just eat everywhere we
get to like 30 40% and we can PvP off the rip if we stay together pretty fun
Yeah, because they're broken.
But they can be killed too.
Why don't you go hunt stagels or shit?
They can be killed too, huh?
Dibbles.
I feel like we've killed more dibbles than we've killed stagels.
Honestly, I don't even think so.
I think dibbles are bully dust harder than stagels.
We just don't die from it.
We just walk away like, sorry for the problem.
Yeah, body count on that.
Whatever you decide to play for the segment, you always provide great entertainment.
It's very rare that I die to you, Edible.
Yeah, thank you so much, man.
Who does, brother?
Thank you so much for the 40 bucks.
I appreciate your support like that.
That's a lot of money, so thank you.
Thank you.
I mean, shit, the $45 actually.
So, top of that, that is $65.
Tom, don't know what you're fucking playing.
Throw down.
Thank you so very much, man.
I appreciate it, Slick.
Well, I was playing.
I knew I can't get out of the pool.
Give me like
It was insane
You need like a fucking military fucking Navy SEAL squad with the Troodowns me like
Jump poison off go. I got this guy the way
Yeah, the way Joseph. I got this. I don't want to hit you
Why would you do that? Why would you you can't stuff? You can't all you have to do is let go right click you fucking doofus
You you guess it does yes it does you got to be kidding
Are you such a you're such a doofus
I didn't actually expect you to go through with it when I didn't need your help so what the fuck's the point you dummy also
Also, I was holding it in the whole time and never let go like Sarah
It doesn't matter, but I guess you know when you meet a point with this head it automatically goes off
Yeah, no shit
You're due for some fun
Guys somebody
You crossed the line get out of the discord someone fucking save me
I know you've got a f**king daycare duty over there
Hey listen, you wouldn't have grown as much as you have if it wasn't for me keeping you safe, alright?
I might have accidentally hit you with the belt once or twice, but uh, it's falling in line, alright?
What are you talking about?
Just give me the water, I need water
You big idiot
We're gonna get some water
I got a very good place for us to drink
I'll let you test it
Step out of line again, Joseph
You can get this hog, I won't do it.
You don't want it?
Kill this one.
Even though that was an accident, that felt very nice.
Sound like when you can knock things over.
Ace Rock, thank you sir. Appreciate your brother man.
Latex, Ace Rock again, Smartflex.
Latex and Smartflex.
Thanks so much man, appreciate your grace.
Yeah, Ace Rock, much love brother.
Thanks so much for your support.
And people who watch Welcome Homes.
Yeah, Disney seemed like he's like 50% or something.
We're just sitting at 20
We are heading to Highlands from Delta River
Head of Tour Islands. Oh Highlands
Yeah, I'm pretty much Jungle Sector on that side of the kind of the triangle split there
Nope
It's like east of the Highlands at the little clover field. Oh the jungle insect there see it. Mm-hmm. We're at the bridge that
crosses over the Delta River as it stops being crazy and just goes to one
single river. Oh okay you're right. I got him. Yeah you're right. You just have that bridge. I don't know if you can get there. Yeah easily. I lost Chris. He's gone forever so. That's alright. Okay. I'm coming behind you with a full charge. Wait up. Don't
or ask the security guard at the mall to go find him.
What the heck?
Let me eat this.
Ace Rock, thank you, sir.
You all got to be doing this, motherfucker.
If you were to lose person in the mall.
Thank you so much, bro.
Appreciate your support, you are crazy ass.
Where would you expect to eventually find him?
Thank you so much.
Where?
Yeah, where would you eventually like?
OK.
Where do you think you're accidentally?
Outside the pretzel place.
What's that place called?
What's up
Right there with his little fucking his little slurpy that he got earlier and he's just staring at people in line thinking he wants some of it
That's how I can picture little Chris
Yo, Adikane dropping 20 gift-to-subs as well. You guys are both going crazy. Thank you so much
I'll talk a full ground size Chris. Can't stop. Yo, thank you so much Adikane. I appreciate you brother
I would look around doesn't matter. You're in a mall. You're either in hot. You're either in hot topic or GameStop
Spencer's Spencer's do or that too. Yeah. Yeah, that's those are the three places section. Thank you so much, Attica
I appreciate it. See you somebody on bridges. Well, I mean a lot of money sir
So I appreciate you supporting the channel with the women. Thank you so much
Attica
Yeah, like a sparrows or something that's a bar probably different where I'm from
No, I don't know what tomorrow is.
They should wait for me when I was younger.
No way, really?
Tomorrow's a banger job, dude.
Just eat free food, slay it to the homies.
Dude, I liked their food, too.
Tomorrow's free pizza.
This is good cheap fucking mall food, dude.
It's like, you know where you're getting?
Easy milk.
Find somebody that can give you secrets, if possible.
Got him.
Only when I'm with Caroline.
Yeah.
I'm coming to eat the food you spread
and fucking bait me in my fucking asshole.
Feel bad about this?
me behind you this make you happy this is not you me okay who's this are you
one of us I mean I was about to ram the bridge oh we're all together just kill
this motherfucker Lee this please don't tell already you are you here oh he is
here look at this motherfucker there's another little guy on the other end of
the bridge it's a big three right who's that guy this is you know that you're
cannibalizing oh no this is a dillo
this fucks them up
yo nice job brother
this guy is this guy on her diet?
I don't think so
why is not
yo her diet fucking sucks on this guy
I'm killing this little homer right here
I'm shucking
you're just a little homer right here
this is I am oh you mean at the
end of the bridge? no this guy
this is you
I'm the little green guy, yeah.
Okay, listen, is this guy one of us?
This little freak?
No.
He's not a carno?
Okay.
He's in the bush.
He's bushin'.
I missed him.
Did you just hit me again?
No, I was in there.
You just,
he was in there.
Bro, you saw me pass you.
I keep, listen.
Why? Why?
Right out of my head, it, listen.
But you saw me pass you go.
It auto does it.
I came out of the bush and you ran in front of me and all of a sudden
Bro, I was in front of you, so wait a second
I didn't get the whole time
Oh, shit
So, if you're fighting at the whole time, no one else gets to butt in and take openings
Let's make it to me
Oh, I didn't get to butt in while I was charging
No, you weren't, I waited for your charge to go off
Then I went, you fuck
I don't care
That's what you're supposed to do
Oh, dude, I'm gonna, dude
Who let this guy be a Carno, guys?
Who let the dogs out?
Tarno is like sending in one miss a little time. The amount of stretching I need to do with fucking Chris on the team is crazy
There was no problem with you being in there you were you did good that let your teammates do so you're doing too much in the fights
You get that right? You ever seen a counter strike player too much to get a pick at B. They're like, oh shit
I'm gonna go in and try to kill more now
It dies then another teammate dies and the pick that they originally got means nothing now because he's doing too much
Just chill. I'm sorry. Thank you
Welcome summit
Anyways
Don't worry. Next time I see him charging in I'm gonna charge him right and right up the freaking tail
and look oh bro I couldn't let go of my right click I'm so sorry listen well if
you run next to me while I'm holding right click it auto goes off just so
you know yeah if you when you charge and you hold your right click it
automatically hits whatever is in front of you know so if somebody cuts in
front of me like that yeah what were you guys fighting I don't know if this
is safe I heard something growling on a little scare each other each other
not too we were fighting I can't wait to mock around this
nothing when we already saw what happened earlier it's how you spin the story
summit how you spin the story I mean I handled I already handled the plate
early no I've got one under my you know one notch on my belt so he totally was
getting pissed off of this guy so I was like you know you did save me well
actually he couldn't catch me but he was trying to beat me to the food which
I never got a bite of well you guys drinking it all down here I got some
really if I was that dillow I would have killed you to me yeah I love it I'm like
afraid to keep drinking I'm out half like this seems way too open they're a
safe place to drink on the way to one but you have to me
Where does that future lie?
Can we go to that jungle pond south of us?
That'd be safer to drink.
You just look like little freaks.
Carlos looks so weird.
You should see me doggie paddler.
Let's go.
Why didn't you join the group?
Run like an anime character.
I did. I did join it. I think it's next.
Wait, is 3-man?
three man actually the max on visuals to I don't know I didn't hold to though let
me see again that's really I guess hey your secondary upgrade can be you know
or fans Bob you can't remember if he wants to be able to be seen I just took
it I would have possibly go get your water source place see though like I can
I can see you guys like you guys
And Tony's pretty aware of things happening around him
Hey, we're chillin'
I don't be, I don't be bitein' and killin' my homies, I say that
It should be a little mini-path here on the left that is not
Maybe this?
Oh, excuse me Jack, sorry
It's not it, but this might still work
One video that I watched
That was different
You can different speak to you, it doesn't kinda like it
And listen, I don't accidentally hurt him or kill him in the middle of serious fights at least
Hey, dude. Yeah, no, I don't I have a member almost killed you
No, you don't almost kill me because I'm already avoiding all the enemy damage and then you give me damage
Okay, first off see now you're making some shit up every time we've gotten in a fight. I'm on point
No, I refuse to believe it
What if they what the hell?
The hell this you will die. Okay, why spice
Oh
Hate the steep little convoluted dumb shit-ass area, um
We just had on this
If we just go west we'll just get to the stupid base here
My man's been headbutt me doesn't understand the power of this fucking chart
Carna 23 p. Rule books in path of type and custom service
protect the bitch boy
I'm not one of the binge boys do a different series of spider-man
Thank you so much man. I appreciate it. Thanks so much
Lot of fucking money. So I said, I appreciate you supporting the channel like that moment and to me directly
Crazy asses though, you guys crazy asses some vitamins again. I'm so better
Topped under the biggest way of the chat keeping that one. I
Feel like I'm like damn near a hundred percent right now. I'm only 26
Other car
That car is probably dying to death right now it's terrible, brother
It's pretty good
Just go up right here potentially
All right boys
First real meal
I
Wanted a small
I've seen in a bush I didn't grow it all fall. I say we fight for leadership. Oh
To my is drinking water
Hey, you're lying
My eyes are difficult. No, no, they're no, no, they're you guys
I
Just look like my booty's from the back
Hey, check it on my booty's a lot. I mean I just look similar. I see you guys in the Highlands with where I'm at
We're gonna murder you guys
ABC
I'm just gonna say good luck like there's an alligator here
Shut up
not delay that's a bird it's a bird music started up
f**k you b*****y
hey what food is this what i want to buy
oh it's an s yeah it's a bird i'm half i'm gonna need to buy
boys i'm getting chased i'm running you guys
chase my what what are you getting jessie
no no no i'm not with the back
we'll help i'm coming to your
we're just here for steps
i'm just drinking
is he coming down let's see oh it's a sara it's a sara
is he good
yeah he backed off he's up there
he's probably bigger than us
You know up there too on the silhouette. Oh that was a dill. I was looking at
What are we
111 at 28 so we on the gas you live we need to hit another gas show that's real quick
She's this goes away. I can tear it up coming in for another
Serious sirs can flick up on us too. It's pretty fair fight
He's coming for you Joseph. He's lining up. I think it's a little bit harder for Sarah to beat a car
probably though they kind of like got to have good timing on their baits and shit
and their fakes.
Getting a group with the other baby carno is I guess it's max 3.
I'm 40% at the water as troddy.
Who's this carno?
Is this you hunted?
No that's not him.
Is this guy eating gas for him?
I think his name is ABC.
Is there food here?
Is that deer?
There's a deer up here.
Is it deer up here at the hill right here?
I'm better at Sera than Karna, yeah I'm a Sera player dude even though I get my ass kicked by the
Dibbles and Stegos and do okay against most others.
That's how much of a Russian they killed me, I don't trust them.
He printed me and then murdered me
Should I do that and I'm American
Do you ever plan on trying dino slash croc been a fan for a while finally enjoying the live time I got you
Listen the only one that can protect him is me. I don't know about the croc man
I do plan on trying it, but I just don't think I'm gonna like it
No, you don't eat that. Oh
No
I'm gonna throw up. I'm hanging out by the river. Did you eat bones? I do that too
Yeah
Yeah, the ceremony. What can I say?
The ceremony
That's your leader. There goes my diet
Yeah, it's just boring deer anyway, right?
I'll be gastro if I can help keep it back. I just smack you I'm sorry. Oh my god. Sorry, I'm not used to this. It's hard.
Oh, I'm orange. I'm gonna sit. Oh my god. Oh you fucked him up. Oh man. We got another liability here.
I was just doing it to run. I forgot that I heard
No, who's the guy who's got a little bush here if you guys know this is two or no
Is it another Carno? It might be the guy typing
Carno's behind us there, man. It is the car. Sorry
It might be the Russian guy the bigger guys ABC. I mean right here right next to us. I highly suggest you get the
menaceous
Perk, what's that the one that does the fall damage to stamina?
I got it
Especially if you guys don't seem to have any control of your character
Professional
That's what I thought then I died at 100. I 100. I'm getting a hundred son
30% dude
Third of the way there. I don't think I'm gonna throw up. I think I've done me
I let me get away with one bite, but it didn't give me
Give me some leeway there. It's just a goat
So perfect time for the warning it works
essentially yeah if you didn't say something
I'm sure that was like fucking 30
minutes of waiting right there
I think we have an extra guy chillers
not 40% yeah we have ABC for one right
we don't know hey what up Chote how'd you
get hit huh
I'm not sure if he's going to get some of your friends in the back.
Hey, it's like a backshot.
A backshot.
He would definitely be down with that.
Alright, so where to now? There ain't shit here.
Where do we hang out for a bit or what you guys thinking?
Um...
It's an adventure game, not a PvP game.
Where's the next adventure?
I mean, it depends on what we're looking for.
Are we trying to get a little rowdy?
Then maybe we go west?
wherever we can make friends to hang out with.
Rowdy people are west for sure.
I don't know if we can fight rowdy people just yet.
Look at our growth is really low.
We could like dabble, you know, tip our toe in a little,
you know, see what's going on.
We can just tip our toes in there.
We can run away.
We're part of this.
We're big, right?
We can, we're fast.
Yeah.
So what are you doing?
Huge.
Who knows where they're going?
Where? What? Oh, what?
Let's go west.
Okay.
Is this way?
Running here is so scary.
Yeah, no, I know. That's some Hollywood menace.
This is a big deal. I'm getting that next.
Grab the first.
Yeah, I got photosynthetic because I wanted to run away from shit.
Ooh, a deer. Two deer, three deer.
I'm big enough to carry for the rope.
I thought that was probably a gator.
Chris?
I'm fighting a deer on land. God, I'm not big enough to fucking carry it still.
Just like I feel like we're full-sized Sarah right now. I'm only 19 percent.
Bitch me. 16 percent over here. Strong. 16. She has a strong. Strong. Work strong. That's right.
He has a struggle boss out here. I'm almost 45. Have you uh,
Yeah, I'm good and so am I.
Have you actually played Black Desert?
Yeah.
Do you like it or no?
Uh, yes and no.
I played it at a very different time than what it is now though.
Yeah.
That's the only MMO that I've actually maxed out.
But then I didn't know what to do after that because I didn't have friends for PvP or dungeons.
And they didn't have dungeons, I don't think.
No, everything was open world, just went to open world bosses.
Yeah, well after a certain point you have to get gear and I know it's all farming mobs for gear
Everything is farming mobs for money buying stuff off the if again the oxygen actually like that. What's up?
I want to say I remember you watch playing on stream it will play. Yeah, I've had all my stream
Anybody else FPS drop in here? This tunnel is known for FPS drop. Would you go through it?
I've never had it this bad. Well, like it'll start and then usually pick up. Yeah, well,
I think it's worse when you. Yes, I was in the car is gild. But I'm rendering all these
rocks in because I have render at low. Different guild. I remember when they were saying that
the next biggest MMO is going to be the fucking. What's that one? You said that the end
game was just trash, but the beginning game. Oh, well, you were. Did I hit you? Yeah,
Fuck Joseph I didn't even see him on my
I thought I was just fighting the deer alone. Yeah, I was just attacking a deer chillin
Man shut the fuck up shut the fuck up. I didn't even see him fighting it at all
Fuck you
They market that I'm kind of a big deal, right then
Kind of kind of strong chat, you know that wasn't on me bro. What are you talking about? Come on? Come on?
Don't give me shit. Don't give me shit. I
Did nothing wrong
photo
Gastro bleed resist right hold you there we go. We got some I get some bogies here
I got the gas row.
It's the last row.
Oh, shit.
You see it, Lily?
I do see him.
Running alongside him like an anime battle.
Hey, hey, hey!
I'm moving in.
Oh, shit.
I've never heard an anime scream like that.
Sorry.
I'm not an anime character, really.
Yeah, I ran the guys about the same.
I can see an anime show being called Big Hit.
What?
like an anime show like it's actually catchy like if you had your own just call
big head
branding complete so wait do we just see one raptor or was like multiple this is a
car in front of us everybody's a fucking car no one it's crazy how we
don't see like we don't see Carlos very often all of a sudden that's all we're
seeing and when we're raptors always the raptor the stream side is just making so obvious now we
got smoked we were raptors and we got smoked by three full grown ones so if we let our own species
live when there's an abundance of our own species like this where it's just dumb then
we're enabling not to mention there's already way too many as is right we're fucking well five
I'm a little baby. So I'm not even gonna fight. Hey, what is it? What is the yeah, John?
I haven't actually this grassy render in front of me, but I put you distance the far
how big are you? I just said everything to max and just forget about it.
Another pencil the time of day, uh, 34% at this point. Joking chats, joking, relax.
Just testing testing if you guys are there
Who the fuck is this
Is this him who ate the bore
Okay, we need to initiate on this guy
Guys guys, this is my get the fuck out of here. I'm a growing boy
some bitches
None of you guys go to handle the dude you guys are okay. Let's see who's got the bill
I mean we've we've ready the pounds I mean like let's go I'm ready where is he
it was kind of big he ran down the road had you know you're too busy going after
the fucking bore well I saw that's a direction this is the direction he was
going and he seemed to have enjoyed the road when we left as he is right in
front of us on the road maybe he's not ashamed he just dead off he just dead
a little bit right here is down somewhere where to go maybe seems nice oh now we're letting
him a song typing yeah that's for a second let's scout let's go first you know there was
a dead baby press air tops in the room he's bigger than most of us so I mean it's kind
Maybe he might pop in and just save the day
You don't need to say today that's fucking six of us or five of us
We should be able to marry I give it a good
Horse I see her horse might be able to do with us all of us
We might be able to kill like devils and shit one or two
I wouldn't be able to charge it, but we got to like run in and click
Yeah, devils are gonna be rough. Yeah
It just sucks because our charges are best thing about us. Yeah
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
I'm sorry. What? What? You
know, uh, it's you know, you
would never be mean to me
because you're like you're my
right? Of course not. Of course.
No, I wrote a biography about
you. Yeah. Where? When? Uh
wait, let's not talk about it
anymore. Let's move on.
Something here
careful are you sure you want to watch it
kill them
I was trying to get a good time at going
kill them
I managed to like stop
thank god
hey man, I'm glad if you guys did absolutely nothing you guys are ready to fucking count on all the eating
hey, we're all scared of hitting each other now
oh, thank you so much for the food
hate all of you, hate all of you
there's another right here, who's this car now?
is that you, Hunter?
sorry about that
I'm the one standing still
crouch
Okay, Jody are you circling around then? I'm trying to figure it out.
Yeah, I'm rotating right now. I'm the little guy rotating. I'm on the dirt road right now.
Okay, that's another car. That's the car that we saved.
I mean he should come over here and be like, thanks and then we kill him too.
So you guys got any left of that uh, you know?
Oh no, no, no, we ate that food. Um, we're growing that.
Excuse me.
So I told you West Rail was a play.
Yeah, that's what we needed. We needed to practice on a test on the air. It's hard for them to escape us actually. Yeah, really, everything is hard to escape.
I mean, all I gotta do is turn left.
Well, that's why Karno's good, cause like, you can always, most of the time, get away.
Unless like, a fucking packy gets your ankles or something.
Ooh, yeah, a packy's hurt.
If you like, try to headbutt a packy with your headbutt, he'll break your leg.
Why?
Alright.
Cause he just will break your leg.
It's like, if he gets a full charge on you, that'll fuck hurts.
Like, even if you hit him, it's a packy, bro.
I mean even even if you kill them you're fucked for like 15 minutes of a broken leg
R.P. Joseph
R.P.
This is a making-pathic
No I'm just not positioned for what I want to be
Yeah I'm just for the back of that ship
Yeah it's me the Chodster
It's in here fucking ground
I'm a whopping 20%
Yeah I just crossed the 50th threshold we're big
Yeah I just crossed the 50th threshold we're big
Yeah, just crossed the 50th threshold. We're big
We've all been around for a while
Tough journey I was being attacked and everything then I got out of that
Yeah, battle scored
Discipline growing we're growing boy. We get this little bore here
There's eyes
There must be at least a few dinos you better run from to keep every down across on a teal otherwise
That's what people will always do that's why they're playing stega
Because they're fucking overpowered scum
Dibbles especially bro. I honestly think dibbles are more overpowered than stagos
I'm gonna lie the fucking small carnos kind of look like raptors
Did any of those guys get banned of course not young hair is I wish they were like I've gone up to rafters as a hair
Why would they ignore you like that?
Does that look like a raptor in your little?
it's 8 there for you so what's called look like raptors when they're a little
two of us sure I think at least you're told bore is there a gator here brother
I haven't seen one yet but I was just log drinking it would get some of you
burped out here there's a hair yeah logs also perfectly out of range for
Okay, cool, cool, cool, cool.
10% is not a show.
You're at 170.
Damn.
You're at 70?
What?
170.
Oh, okay.
Nice.
Well, when you get older, like the nutrients stay in longer.
They stay easier, right?
Yeah, I noticed that, too.
So it's easier to retain it.
Yeah, once you get higher up your growth, kind of, it should technically, if it's
still like linear all the way up to 100% that it should go faster.
Bro, I hate this, um, I hate that their intuitive shift, like just give me, hey, if this is toggle
on this or this is hold, like I don't like this double ship, bro.
I want to just sprint for a split second and the game was like, wait, do you just want
to keep sprinting?
I just don't like that.
I need to let go of W.
Fucking birds.
Birds.
I'm a bird handy now.
get it
one of those little ass arms
come on man
i can
carry a small child out of a fire with these arms
can you never know
one me too
small dog maybe
come on dude
this is um
it's just the triple
that's right
there's a triple somewhere wasn't there
yes now no mo
who the fuck called like that
sound like a page
that was me sir
it's like a fucking bitch
sorry og
Fuck the bores out dude something here. It's crazy that I feel so grown, but I'm little
I'm only 25. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. It's really weird when we get full grown. It's gonna feel pretty big. I think compared to
Sarah's yeah, I actually kind of feel kind of small and Sarah when you feel full ground
You're still pretty low to the ground
Like our 40 I'm 41% I'd say we're almost as big as a full grown Sarah. No
Oh, maybe I'm tripping
Weight-wise no, we're like I'm a 950. Well, no, not weight-wise. I'm talking just looking though. Hi, yeah
You feel small with the new stairs the old ones felt big duck. Gotcha gotcha gotcha legacy stairs or peps
One of you guys at the the food thing or the water I mean I am yeah
any crock
hard drink multiple times
Actually, I haven't seen I haven't seen Crocs in this server so it's been nice
I'd be one might be one out there, but even when I was in the South Plains, I didn't think anyone was there
Hera
Hera
I'm a fucking speedhacker in the water
Just faster I guess
I don't think it's a heredity.
He might be. I wonder if he's baiting us and the algers are choosing not to attack by the wood.
Maybe.
She's doing a backstroke in front of us.
It's me drinking the log next to whoever this is.
That's me. I'm gonna pop off.
That's a penguin.
Remember bones are not food.
Is that the one we tried to kill earlier? Penguin?
Don't know man.
He's voice following us.
Hey, you know what we could do though?
What's going on up here? I see somebody laying down up here.
Is that a dead body? Is that a guy?
He's in a bush. I think it's a guy.
M.T.O.D. you thirsty or what?
Something else? What is this?
Badland chugs the lake.
It's something that doesn't go on our diet.
Sorry, I've seen it in the distance about a certain height.
What the hell? How'd you see that?
It doesn't render that far out. That bush it's in.
So we got Karnas that South Plains area.
That sounds like that direction.
We can go West Rail or West Access?
No, another daytime buff.
Next location I guess.
Yeah.
Do you want to stop planes? Check it out.
No, let's go West Access. Check up here.
Because I know this area was pretty hot when I got started.
What is that?
Dibble them.
Wait, if that's a dibble, why not go back for it?
Where is it?
It's right next to us. That was a loud as hell.
It's on the plane somewhere over here.
We have the double team with the quadruple team the fuck out of it, but yeah, and you can't charge it
You'd have to left click it. Well doesn't it depend on the baby? Yeah
Something just went in the trees. That wasn't a devil
I mean I'm checking the trees. Oh, that was you
Charlie was that you shrieking in her life?
This fog is like
For somebody that has bad eyes like it just fucked me up. We'll just
Look at it squintin hard me
So he might be tiny in a bush
Not much has happened dude, I'm gonna be honest with you make kind of a boring day
We made one call. I haven't seen shit. You probably made the call solace and regretted it
If you can't fall asleep she walked around like that or something. There's a fucking double man
I hear a pig, what a wrong one. Look through your eyes when you go through the bushes boys.
It's fucked man, what the hell was that?
That's something I noticed on officials, there's a lot of small ones.
258, 45% getting there.
What are you doing with them?
A lot of small what?
A lot of small dinos.
People aren't growing up respecting their life dude.
dude yeah they don't I just I just don't think they put the time in there like I'm
just take a small one and fucking hide and do dumb shit with it by force 87
over a little bit over half yeah 101 bucket go up to west access I guess yeah
I think we're just going to go there.
Is this coming on the road?
Is that one of you?
Yeah.
You think?
I'm going to cross me.
Oh, no.
I don't want that.
I'm going to eat my mouth.
Yeah.
Of course.
Of course you do.
Jump check, jump check.
We can't jump.
Imagine we move like packies.
You bag check.
We can do a control check.
That's a good indicator.
You know they can jump and headbutt?
who can't uh... the patch of sources
this game makes me crash out and of course not do it
i've already murdered everybody
now i have a huge problem with herbivores
roughly serious i figured this area is pretty good because it keeps our diet
of this shit out of my eye and everything grow quick
there's that fucking
double again
they play with
he doesn't have a baby baby
well he sounds like he's big
others are double around us
yeah he pops a fucking one call again, I didn't see where it was though
that's me bro, that's a stream sapper he wants us to come back, he'll hide, we come back, you know what I mean?
we, we have this chance
fuck him
oh god damn, mr. Sprinkles98, if you just still happen to be around I just want to say thank you for that earlier man
I don't think I said thank you and uh, but yeah, I appreciate it man
Snowshoes, no shires still around but thank you brother
Hey questing for pathetines with the people she's pretty good. Yeah, I'm like question you there
Oh, you are here mr. Sprinkles, okay
I just got a little swagger to him don't they?
I wish you had tins man just stopping in your tins
Goat racing lines racing lines go speak on them go
And I forgot they made a new work on a speed racer movie
Oh check those lines are too wide, bro. I'm standing all right. I don't get tagged in the back again i'm alive
Would you fucking you'd off?
Yeah, I did, but I'm alive. It's okay.
I'm putting his line right here. I cut his line.
I don't know how to get back up boys.
I hit my nose, Ken.
Later, bro.
Guys, don't eat me!
I'm faster. It's just crazy.
Guys!
Taking the outside line.
Dino racing, bro.
Are you gonna ratchet?
Oh, he's passing though.
I bit my nose.
I gotta take a jump. I gotta take a jump.
It's the only way I can get back up.
That sounds like a good idea.
I don't stop first. Yeah, I made it. He wrecked out. He wrecked out
1050
Yes, so too hard damn churri with the slow and steady wins the race
Yeah
Sure sure buddy sure buddy top to the front of the back hold me inside
I'm eating food.
Yeah, it's really good.
Yeah, Prodigy, thanks for chilling, brother.
I appreciate it.
Ah, Walking Sim or Ass Combat.
Yeah, listen.
Stop looking at the dinos.
Tail.
Nah, but, uh...
Yeah, it's a lot of food.
Honestly, it feels like I'm raising two Serres.
It feels like twice as much, not 1.5.
Ass Combat is in, like, not good combat.
In the popup squad, north side had some shit earlier, but I don't know if he was still around.
Get him, brother. Get him, brother. Get him. Nice.
Nobody force. I just think you weren't hitting him.
What? I missed once, brother. It's like a slow animation, I don't like it.
It's different. It's different style by, for sure.
I'm going to fucking yeet this thing.
What?
What happened?
I see some kills.
I'm not going to find anybody again.
Here we go.
Shit don't make no sense.
Like a shit don't stain.
I hope they have ideas for small maps in the future.
This guy needs 200.
Be a double?
You think double the amount would be good?
On this map. Yeah
You think that'd be enough? I feel like 250
250
Sounds good as long as you get rid of the stupid swarms get rid of South Plains mom
This feels like it's up to five peeps at the moment and yesterday we kind of the same problem
Yeah, I agree
This AI eating all day. Well, I mean I didn't get them we're not really
early. It's like one an hour.
Like the only time we find people is when we first get in the
server.
The first 40 minutes and half that
maybe that's it.
There's people just hanging around spawns and they just
fucking kill each other there.
Where do we go now?
Gash, what's your next destination?
We're these guys in front of us.
We're these guys.
So do you know what they're probably
I'm going for it.
You got a bush. You're begging.
I don't fucking know. I'm hoping that you got a deer.
Oh my god, kill it. It's not a deer.
Listen to this. Oh, it's a deer. Appreciate that kill.
Take a good look at my kill. Take a good look at my, uh, little green.
All right, I'm halfway there.
He'll never mistake me again.
South uh Highlands the south or just south yes, I guess
through this game from I
Know I mean
This is this is what kills this game for me, bro. I like I have too much ADHD not to run in the ship
Running similar but like at least on daisy there is that like certification that you normally run into somebody within like 30
Like I said best fights in the game so far have been early game fights
What the hell did you get?
Oh, you're behind me.
Shit, ab chat.
It's a good one.
Tilly would you?
I can train him to make fun of the way I talk, man.
Sadification sounds like a good word, right?
Sadification.
I don't think I need to really tell anybody.
Yeah.
If you said that to Hutz, he wouldn't even catch that.
He'd be like, I completely agree.
Yeah, he would like intellectually nod.
What is that?
Oh, but of course something dead up here dead deer we're on sevens tracks
Then this guy thought I was his friend only got the penguin that was following us
Let the investigation begin
smell
No, buddy. He dead. Beep. Oh wait. Is this our diet?
We need
Stomach most
Dearest
Nice this penguin that I killed that was falling out of the lake the car. How do we go to this now?
I guess we just stay east
On this road you another dead thing down here. Yeah, we're following this guy
He's around guys
What if he went the other way? Yeah, that's not possible
for you the penguin that we
Here oh man my gift that's a car that's not us right
Well, I was the first one that's second one. I don't know. I don't think so
Are we going to West Rail on the way back because I need to grab water again?
No
This is the power I just eat myself and swap the bird in UAV and find people see free guys to fight
We're gonna save so much time, bro. They see would be like running to places knowing
Bunny's a bird. She might be on the spot for us
Bunny's the bird
I bet this is Chote. It's always me. They get up this like I thought we could
Fuck that actually the road might be over here. That's where he's just running when I watch this
Listen, bro
You're hunter right fucking running dinosaur, dude
Unnecessary elevation
Going somewhere fucking stupid cuz I thought I can cut the get you just have to stand fucking roses
Fucking roses
You don't even you didn't even show up on my map anymore
You guys are nearing well you seemed like you were struggling so I was letting you figure out a
Direction maybe we should stay on the road and not follow exactly the way you want. Well you think you're so funny
Found the road potentially maybe
Heading corners did I
I love this game, but the map is made for three to four hundred dinos. I don't know about three or four hundred definitely to at least
Too wrong, I'd say it could fit a lot of those. I mean
depends on how
Frequent you want the encounters. I
mean
So I mean we just played MF2 all the time
What's MF2 player count 150 double
Yeah, also I feel like 200 pop at 2x would make more PUP
The half the time you'll sit in bushes afk
True, I agree. I think you actually be cool, too
That depends if I should like that too, right? I
Don't know. I just feel like I make
Yeah, I don't see a problem like why like why have five-hour grows and I could be two and a half right like
We'd all be fully grown by now
They would make more like let our less gear fear. I'll tell you that I'm not supposed to be hiding their dinosaur hours feared exactly
That the Crocs wouldn't complain I
Don't think to X is bad though. Sounds about right
Now it would be nice
I mean think about arc right like arc had the similar thing where like the Ankylos were like eight hours in the beginning
I'm not sure what they are now, but dude
Fucking like t-rexes were like 24 hours or some shit
Dude, I remember taking 15 hours, it will depend, right?
Like if you have certain foods, kibble and stuff like that,
you'd get stuff done faster.
But like with just basic meat,
because like kibble and shit was hard to get at the time,
it took us like over 12 hours to tame a quesel.
Like we had to keep swapping out.
Yeah, just so as he would hit max,
and he would want to PUP quicker.
Yeah.
Only died in like half a second.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I can make my little test server 2x, probably, I guess.
Oh, shit.
I mean, why not do stuff a little bit?
It's kind of a little dry, you know,
it feels a little dry, maybe juice it up,
do something different with it.
You can just fill the server with a bunch of strange snipers,
dude, and just see how it goes.
It's all righty.
We already got that out of the other one.
Yeah, but this one would be too extra.
I'd have to figure out how to do some extra.
That was us, by the way.
I've never been on this path before.
There's plenty of dinos doing their own thing on the opposite side of the map
Dude, I just don't think so dude. No, we go over there and then no one's there
We go for the east side of the map we go to the swamp and we look around and I
Think there's definitely way too much
Dude, I swear to God like that when there's like Dora going on there's like
Oh, you should go check in Polito when I'm down in like the bar and then it's like I go to Polito
It's like, oh, maybe you check Bay City or something like that
Then come down there. It's like, oh check Sandy
It's like that's what a tutor docs. It's literally it's always the suggestion is like the other side
Now someone's right though
We could literally go past a whole fucking pack and you wouldn't see shit because there's just like 40 million bushes
Yes, it's like you're expected to kind of eyeball and go because like these even these symbols right? Hey, yo check it
You're in a hibernation zone or a migration zone, right?
And it's like it's like cool, man
And then even says in the tips like this isn't to like get you to find you know
Specifically where diamonds are just to get you on the side, right?
There's not really anything that gets you on it. I just heard something something like close
Okay, I'm scared
some of this and follow them
now there's double there's double double double
you see it
how big
I think we can get him he's in
yeah I see him I see him
there's no one near us
can you
yeah where the f*** are they at?
there's two
can you guys call?
they look like big boys
they look like big boys
that one's a big boy the other one
doesn't look like it
you cannot right click these guys
you can only sprint left click these
guys
I think we can right click the left
one
wait you said south can you guys
one call because I'll see it. No, we're right next to me. We're in Highlands. I'll
say exactly where we are. We're in the not the water part of Highlands, but the
bottom like southwest part of the house. You know, there's that connector. Yes.
We're at the southwest part near the northern end of it. Almost where like
Highlands than the word is, but a little to the west of that. You see what I'm
saying? Highlands, JSEC. Yeah, that's where we are. Not close to you guys. We're
not gonna be able to fight these guys without all of us. And even then,
I don't even know if we can fight him.
Did they notice you?
I see him.
Probably.
South left.
I don't know, he was looking at the bush.
I don't know, that didn't see a head turn.
You cannot right click any double apparently.
So let's just left click all these motherfuckers
if we do decide to do it.
Yeah, remember you also have an alt left click too,
but you gotta kind of plant those.
That's sketchy though, sketchy though.
That's sketchy on the other guys.
That's just gone by and left them.
Yeah.
Might be able to be kind of sneaky with it too,
because there's a lot of bushes.
With control walk?
Yeah, but all right now he's coming out in the open.
I think he probably has already seen us, but I'm not sure.
I imagine he keeps seeing his head looking this way if he was kind of...
Do you think he saw us?
Was that them calling?
No, that was a different one.
Oh, fuck.
Sarah is better for big Irby, so don't get me wrong.
I might have been yelling it off, but I don't know.
We're not in a good position here, but I don't really care either.
She got fucked up.
And they're moving a little.
Yeah, we definitely got split off on hard boys.
Yeah, I didn't I wasn't paying attention. Well, that's kind of a problem when your guide isn't paying attention
There's something else to the left
What's this as a group made a thing that I think they just grouped
They're adding some of the foods here my foods here. We're gonna wait for our boys to get here anyways, right?
Don't be noticed and before they charge this fucking bush
I can eat.
Eat?
Oh, lay.
Ha ha.
I dare we get over that.
Oh, lay.
A really wild one we went on.
It says it looks safe, man.
Oh, hey, bro.
Let's go down this way.
You think we should go down this way?
Yeah, yeah.
Let's go down this way.
Yeah.
Let's go down this way.
Oh, God, see.
This is some monk ass.
That's perfect
Let's wrap this you took no damn right now. I'm good
Okay, this is just getting worse
Do we just get turbo cucked what the fuck yeah, I'm committed
genius
it's just gets worse
it's going all you guys right
we just know it's a complicated way
to get up to fucking that
we're just figuring out some things I'm just checking some over here
oh yeah that's not gonna work
that's not gonna work
there was a like gastro path that we're on
yeah we're above it
oh I know the path oh fuck
you did that kind of thing
you could have just gone down the road like literally
10 more seconds and taken that path
yeah maybe just go back and around it'll take you less time
yeah it's going to take us a little bit
it's going to take us a little bit
and you can z-walk this that's crazy
that's crazy
this oh no oh seven
oh he lives it what a beast
i slept my man just my man just had a whole thing on the mic what the
oh if you saw that i was curled and everything what the
thing i'm going the other way i'm not gonna assume
Shit, when I'm scared and stuff's happening I just scream really loud. I don't know.
I'm really scared, dude.
Fucking mountain climbing, bro.
Don't be careful, man. This is how I killed my fucking Carno earlier.
I'm gonna dump shit like this.
That's what I was saying, in large meniscus, I had fucking 100, because...
Well, I chose it and it vanished, so we're...
What do you mean, you chose it and it vanished?
I missed my first mutation. I remember it. I literally had the bottom of you clicking it.
Man you just skipped your first mute man. I chose it man. You should have double-checked
Yeah, I should have fucking million time
I
Always double-check. I make sure every time I confirm one I put my mouse over
So are you are you in the northern northern side or southern side of the we are around like four fucking
Dibbles right now and we're in a bush. We're behind enemy lines. Okay. I just I just heard the devil
Oh, I see a baby Dibble by himself. Oh, Bunny's the birds here. Do you hear the birds screaming?
Listen, there's another Dibble coming to meet up.
I'm uh, I'm the northern part to the left of the lake. Just don't die. Don't die. It's a really
stable. I die. I don't think I can, I don't know. They say that you, no matter what size, I can't ram it.
I was following Jody, he was the party leader.
I didn't die, but I'm injured.
I slipped off the mountain.
Oh my god.
I went a different way.
That dibble was meeting with the other dibbles, bro, you're all going to have way too many
on you.
Even if we showed up, we would be overwhelmed.
He just fucking walked off for like three seconds, everyone dies.
I didn't die.
The dib got me.
That's my excuse.
You guys aren't showing up. Okay, sorry. I'm here. I just
Sorry, I gotta be bringing food to the girl shit, too. We lost we lost one
What's that mean who the fuck that don't tell him and ask him who's he gonna guess?
Chote let's fuck up
I died because I was falling to you though. No you went a different path
I
Saw the errors of my ways and turn back
You chose to forge ahead
I am gonna get that I need water now. So I'm going to the water spot around these parts
Hmm
No, I'm good. I'm sure I'm gonna be a little slow getting you guys because I do have a fresher
I'm at the dam
It's just um, we were literally just getting water all together
You should be at half water right now. I am zero water
Oh, I just heard something I need to eat this I'm really low
Where are you guys? I do not see you you are not in the Highlands
Oh my god, dude. I got lipids off of this dude
Chris you're like me. Yeah, you don't pay attention to shit
What to say to that
That was a compliment or an insult. That's a little bit of both I guess bird, but he said well, we're in a high
He's the bird
Crocodile in here by the way. Oh my god. Yeah, I almost turned into him too
because the way this freaking thing is I hate when I see them my everything clenches
like skies raking does yeah uh are you able to one call or you still can't one call
because that's easily the best part of night seeing you perform any time you're so far
oh thanks man I definitely came up with it and did not randomize it
okay I'm right here then I want to drink this water thank you Jesus I did save it though
That's so loud. Who's this?
Yeah, you can't drown.
We can't drown.
What is this stupid shit?
All right, we gotta go somewhere for the safer water guys.
Oh my god, I finally see you guys made you guys went a whole nother world. We were not paying attention.
I know we would all be here together, not dead.
Okay, bunny, let's strike one next time I'm biting.
That's a full grown crocodile. That's the first crocodile I've seen today.
yellow and black I got to sip a little water well there's a safe spot yeah
that was the same spot he that's why I was able to not die he ran up on land
insane guys three guys walking to I mean three car nose walking to a cave
which other words that were you okay you're just wrestling off I got a
intellect fraction what you both fell off the mountain I mean I didn't fall
a mountain I slid down a small bump at the bottom of the mountain once I had already descended.
It's like when I had Zolo follow me and I'm like I know where I'm going guys I fall off a
mountain he follows with me. Oh there's a raptor I'm looking at a raptor coming maybe in my
direction. If I fall off into a river one time I hit so hard I went through the water hit the
bottom and died. Yeah that was on the video and they blame me for that too. I mean yeah that's
your fault. Hey, hey, hey, careful. Do not block. Do not block. Do not block. Do not block.
You're just shit. Whoa, easy. Ratchet. I will bite your ass on the way past you. Bro,
what are you? Why would you face toward the water and then block me at the same time?
You know why we turn, right? You get it? Listen, first off, you would be fine. I
would not. You are not in a good place right there. You're not in a good place
Can you just bite this guy?
No, no, no. Go get a tree. I'm not going to bite you.
Come on. Just, no, no, no. You bite me. You literally bite him off.
I know I do, but I don't want to actually hit you either.
I'm scared. I don't want to.
How did he not die?
Oh, careful. I'm going to get the croc.
I didn't even get any water because this guy's been like,
guys. No, I didn't get him.
I think he's still over there, but that does alligator
This guy's annoying he's going for me
Yeah, he got me, but damn he wants to eat my booty
Many whelps feel proud about yourself
I hope the alligator kills the pterodon before me, but I don't think he will.
That's fucked up, man.
Hey, listen, she has a shorter lifespan than I do, okay, she can come back.
My shit takes three hours.
I'm at 80%.
Actually, what do you think is safer, this spot or the other one, because this one
kind of looks like it goes pretty far.
I don't know. This feels like you're a little cramped over there though.
That makes me worry.
No.
That's a good place to drink right there.
You try to go straight up like that, you're screwed.
That's a good place.
The gas is bleeding because I'm asshole.
I need to eat, though.
I think that bun. Yes, that is.
We're grown.
You're getting big.
All right, boys, everybody can relax. I'm here.
You're bleeding.
Oh shit, so these uh, so he's back. Oh
Yep, everybody calm down. I'm here to save the day
Hey, where you at?
Yeah, I'm here
Okay
How's everybody else's food I definitely need to eat soon. I see a deer on the other side
I'm an orange
wait HP why so I jumped and fell like I can't pick these up now that was an alligator
I don't know if I want to go this way to make you go and make a quick cross
wonder if you can like leap and grab from like from us up here I need to eat
that food I'm gonna get that right here I hear a goat there's a hair on a
tree be careful okay okay I see a goat near me there's one to my left
Did you get the deer?
I did.
I'm scared to spray it.
This guy.
He's jukein' between our legs.
Go get your own shit.
Don't fall.
I didn't know there was another one.
I broke my leg.
Did you try to sprint?
I didn't try.
I'm in.
I can't even catch this goat now.
There's a hard one.
I
I'm like
She kills you take her out take her out. I am in the red bunny you stop
Fucking Debbie fucking prime time fucking concert right there if you died, it's her own blood
I don't think you'd ever live it down to be died to a throne on she's just taking advantage
of this bad situation doesn't count yeah it does maybe you bite I feel like the Sarah
might be able to bite her out of the sky I don't think the car no kid I've seen any
guy where's everybody at the place this game guys well that's the biggest in there I'm
totally here they're they're they're player-bottling now seriously ever is
either small dino or afghan a fucking bush or they're just fucking come by
eye somewhere I can't believe I did that I didn't even feel like a big jump we
did see the two devils but also we're not there's three more well really
right yeah third one was coming to meet them I saw him on my journey at least
60% and you're assuming that's the same devil that's gonna meet them I would
assume yeah cuz you said two of them are together
they're having a give a power no I think there's a hair near me
something oh my god please kill so I can eat it get him Joseph get him you
got this what you just fucking heartbreak that idea we should definitely be able to
carry as much as a fucking Sarah doesn't matter maybe we just have a shitty bite
on this car. I've been able to carry deer at a big point. I could carry deer too, but
this thing is big. It's a pretty small fellow. I think the next rank would be really good
because they headbutt and all the sorts. You carry that first? I can't carry anymore.
I can't get anywhere near these trees, this guy's not here.
I can see, I think I see him up there.
Highland's lake, right?
Yeah.
Okay.
Oh, there's a hare right here.
A hare right here.
You didn't bring it?
No.
You did it.
I'm the other bird.
Bro, what?
I'm being hunted.
But you're being hunted by Timax Girl.
You're gonna be okay, she's over here eating.
The hare is watching.
Oh, you ate it all and said go drag it. Thanks. I appreciate that
Yeah, what's happening to you right now, what's wrong with you? I am read with a broken leg
I am far away from that. Maybe buddy can get a fish for you or something. What's that do food?
What's your food looking like?
Oh, my food is at
16%
yeah yeah yeah yeah
well listen
and then i gotta lay down cause this leg ain't gonna fix itself
so you make a huge mistake and it's my fault now huh?
is that what's going on?
no i asked nicely as a teammate to bring me food
you ate it all, dragged it and i get one bite in bones
thanks jepson
no, no, no, no
listen, i'm not gonna throw you anywhere near the bus
but it wasn't just me, okay?
i didn't, i didn't eat anything
it was me, i'm sorry
did i, did i say you tonight?
huh? did i fucking say you?
i didn't, i didn't see fuck a childy
I don't know I was just like.
Oh crazy okay listen I didn't want to have to do this but it was fucking funny.
Oh I mean that's, I mean she could eat that thing for like the entire day.
Their stomachs are very small by the way just to find something out there.
I'm scared to lay down and get my stand up because the heroes are watching too.
See look she admits it freely in the chat.
She's a monster.
She's a monster.
Looking around.
rainbow deer lucky she's lucky I didn't eat her when she was just sitting there
next to the other terrible little hops are scary yeah tell me about it's an AI to
spawn they've been spawning all day now I'm sudden we're just yeah I know I just
totally stopped anybody's any hair charge me at the water it's me
Ruff doing the eye search
Yeah, I mean I didn't I mean I wasn't here when you
Trials and tribulations
From this body you can only drink from like the very edge spot like right here. I was there
Well, I was at the shallow that's super shallow. He shouldn't be able to get you he got me
Returned away. I was ready to scrunch as I had fucking
Timac fake charged me and then I basically
You're walking at that point
Happened right after that right as soon as you fake charged me
I basically had my camera looking at you and then I
Another drink
I just was like not focused because a bunch of shit was moving around me
I was trying to see if there's any enemies
Thanks a lot to me
I had someone moving through the bushes toward me
Like dude it was like three fucking dinos moving around me at the same time
Alright, did Mac and Bunny are just working against us right now?
I'm just...
I've been the most reliable
I haven't hit anybody
I've been there all the time
Is this some among us shit that's going on around us?
I'm telling you that repo game would be a good idea
i've seen it i thought you were telling me like for a series game that's just like for a fuck around you
nah it's for fun yeah
man jody what percent were you uh 40 something percent like 40
you look huge like the hand yeah carl's look huge maybe closer to 50 but like i mean
i'm gonna say 44 i don't think you guys could have taken those dibbles three of you lost to gravity
and it wasn't lost to nature what's that one thing what's that one thing
Gravity nature
Wait for test this if gravity on this was more like the man
Yeah, I just think I think Karno's is suffer too much I think it's kind of crazy. I get it's based off a weight
But at the same time
These guys are all fucking back here. I could have killed you right there. So, you know
no agility okay where are we heading right now I'm drinking from the water
I'm a food please
Mr. Dorsey if I need the food
alright well I'm gonna stand right over there there's another deer running the
water okay what AI won't spawn frequently until 10 more dinos in one area plus spawns
more central or northwest you're in the worst spot to look for deer well I
I know a place to your ex is not in yet and this is where you're going to the games.
Alright, where's the next place? Where we heading? There ain't no one here.
Well I need Sam at this point. I was going to help him get food.
76% boys. You must be close to full grown.
Almost 90?
Oh.
I actually need food now to survive as well.
I'm literally have a deer in my mouth
Oh, oh I'm over here, please bring it to me
No, why don't you come over here where we're starting to move
I no longer have a broken leg
I'm coming, but I'm going on a long walk
This motherfucking needs like room service
Like fucking
I had a broken leg at the time
It just so happens as you start to speak
That's Dillo and a Sarah on me
Oh my god
I am fucking out of stamina though
I'm gonna drop Georgie then
I just need to eat that
the Sarah once
If you run the straight line they can't catch you. I'm pretty sure
Yeah, I'm we're out of it for now. I mean guess they say hit the Sarah twice
Hit the Sarah three times that getting it
They friendly fire you threw up. Yep. Yep. I hit that. I hit the the it's called now to
He's actually cranking them. I'm biting their asses. I found the deer nearby when I run in half to this
Timmy ratchet are you guys moving over? Yeah, I mean I'm trying to I just I have like 30 seconds
I'm gonna be out of it like very quickly
I
Their dillos fuck you're dealing sir on me the bird screen this dill is gonna be running I think
Where's the dillow
I just knocked it down. I lost it again though. I see it
I got the Sarah we're good. Oh, yeah, I'm both dead
No, it's good shit boys. They're just kind of standing there
Hi shit, by the way, Tim, how you gonna bring me a deer that you
10 fucking years to get to the 5th turn.
Yo, I took a bite of it. Alright, I took one bite.
You know what, next time you go eat your own fucking food.
Thank you, Raymer. Appreciate it, man.
I knew he was hurt, so...
No way that with the same bite force he was just going like...
We're all in there.
I don't want to hear you say you were doing crazy shit right there, okay?
You fucking doofus.
You guys got to the 10% of that fight.
Yeah, but I mean, it was clarified initially that I was fucking having the room server this motherfucker to waste all my Sam because he couldn't get up and walk for some reason.
I swear to God, I am never helping you. You couldn't suffer on your own from now on.
You brought me no food!
Listen you got food now motherfucker. You got hella food now come come eat this shit over here
Well, there's a big boy Sarah here that's got tons of food
I see was fucking those dudes up the bushes are making it a lot easier so I can sneak attack a little bit there
Their Sarah wasn't hitting any chomps either. It's not good
He also did hit no chomps on me and actually in fact chomps a dillo instead
I
Wasted that was you gave that don't know. I thought that was someone in fucking discord. We gave that
Yeah, thanks for the wasted baby. I appreciate you
Now you like the bushes right now when I'm not when I'm fucking five
Now I'm five
Stay goes deep. Don't say these guys are mix packing the foot
You get mixed packing two spectator birds who can't damage
80% baby. 89. Your color is pretty cool. Let me go get some of that stuff that you eat
when you want to open up space. Did you already take the liver and shit out of that guy? No
I haven't done any of that. I've done no such thing. I can't smell him for some reason
Well, where is he?
It's like his expression there.
Yeah, right here, yeah.
That hero hasn't talked to us.
He's been pretty passive. I don't even know where he is anymore.
Go ahead and be on an edge.
Not a bad growth cycle this time. It hasn't been bad.
Am I liking Karno? It is pretty decent.
I don't really do that.
I'm not a Karno hater. I'm liking it for the most part.
I'm gonna go UAD.
Okay, a little bit of extra nutrition just so I can get to 100.
I'm good. I'm real good.
get three of us almost full grown so this is gonna be pretty good pressure no
we should have we should try to make though to get like the fraction
from now to fly too close to the sun I could eat you right I kind of got you I
could have fucking got you I didn't do it let it know who know where's that is that
you on it let's try not there I'm looking around when you get the fish
floating in the mouth now what motherfucker wait did I not even know I
I didn't hit you again.
They got right over.
I've never actually gotten a full grown card.
First time.
They nurse the size, et cetera, but they boosted the charge.
Had to pull it up before.
Oh, so OK.
So there's balancing, you think.
They actually do think about the balance.
But how do we fight Irby's on this guy?
He just can't, I guess.
We'll just have to look at him go.
Unless there's a lot of us surrounding him, I guess.
All right.
We've got something.
There you go.
There you go.
See that?
Yeah, we're going to be in really.
that's the uh i'm hard to write i'm hard to read
go for the tree oh you got it
mmm mother fucker we gonna kill you
nitrous engaged we gonna fucking kill you
better stay alive my colors would make a badass baby
a baby baby that's all fuck next time we we get hutching if i'm gonna
some about like how hard is to get those cool colors that shit was cool from that server we'll play
an airbie i don't want to play the default ones that are shitty though the broken ones i want to
play that's your turn i don't know i'll see what i'm putting down ten i'll play ten i'll play my
ass shit like that but i'm not playing no fucking stago i'm not no playing no fucking dibble is it
like do we ever even use alt attack you alt attack with these guys yeah we have we have
We have good bite force so if someone stands next to us, it's good.
So it matches the Saras Alt Attack?
No, because you don't know...
Oh, it does!
Okay, never mind.
All the Alt Attacks are directional in this game.
Everybody's.
Okay.
I thought you thought he was doing some special Saras shit, though.
Alright.
Where are we heading?
The hit squad's out.
Shorty, where the fuck are you at?
I'm on the bridge.
On a road.
for you
so we are going to give up and become birds have the bird life all of us
fucking i don't know you don't like you don't like carna really
i don't like it fuck it's too clunky would you guys be well would you guys be
down to play dillo yeah dillo sick as fuck
all right let us play these out and we'll play some dillo play him out
me and jimac game killed by a bird dillo and because he's in my ass
hatch us in what the fuck you know we can switch servers at this point in time
actually it's probably not a bad time to hop out of this one because it's not
popped fully and it's been kind of dead up to you guys though I'm down to get
oh yeah it's not fully maria I'm down can we go to south and just see if we
see a fight
You want to make it there? Yeah, sure. I'm done
Three three carnos ain't no joke. We can fuck people up. Yeah, I'm just saying we get we're almost at a hundred
You know if you fucking don't take my teammate stamina to fix your stupid broken legs, and then he goes there for a fight
Listen, but if I did break mine, I wouldn't ask anyone for help. I handled that shit, right?
I
Will fight you I will fight you can't you can't spell ratchet without rat
Where are you at? Where are you at? I don't know actually let's see
Southwest like
We're at the damage. It's essentially the damage
The little nothing like that. You don't talk about you have a little damn where you drink where you were you who died there
Someone almost no someone almost out here was you right?
Okay, didn't you didn't the truck come out at you while you're on this corner?
one time I think one time.
No, no, no, it was it was the
other spot. Same spot that
you guys not to block me. You
could be checking it now though.
Dude, imagine the the f**king
croc comes out and jumps upward
grabs me. Oh dear. I pray for
that day. I didn't get that
Is this the right way to go to south?
This is southwest.
Okay.
This is southwest, then we go southwest again.
Then we go south.
Okay.
Actually, you're right. I'm wrong.
Maybe. I don't remember.
Oh, Sarah ate bunny.
What?
Sarah ate bunny.
Is it by himself?
Haunted.
You want to go back there and kill him, or do you want to go to south?
I mean, I think we should I mean we just gotta find out where he is
There's three of them oh
Let's get our stand though, that's not yeah
I think she was too left when she died when I saw her name play vanish up here to the left
Yeah, I'm gonna go check. Is this back to Lake?
Let's get these these these characters out of here chat maybe go get a
Dillard squad started
These guys don't like Karno. Karno's a little bit cockier feeling for sure. I understand why I think I get an idea
It's crazy. You're only a lot three carnos in one group
They're pretty you know, they're strong man. You know, I mean
It's more of an investment for them versus there. We are the Sarah destroyers
They can kill us too, don't get me wrong, but we have an equal opportunity of killing
Sarah's.
I don't see anything to the...
There's a difference in skill level obviously.
Ooh, a goat.
One guy, one guy by the croc.
Okay, so they're near the water.
We're just letting them know, like, shit, what's up dude?
Is it our normal drinking water spot, cause then we're going the wrong way.
I don't fucking know, we're just looking around.
Oh, she's gotta eat a lot of ground, what the fuck are you saying?
She didn't get in the rock one of them got a guy. He said a Sarah did but this he was hanging out on the other side
That's possible. So my night was insurable
I'm bird up here, too. Where you at?
Island's lake
Screeching over there. We're on the
I'm at the gravel spot where you died. I think I'm watching you guys. Oh, hey, what's up boys?
They're at the they're at the worst spot where we just came from
Yeah, I knew it. Well, we went right instead of left. That's all I mean we went left instead of right
And you know we got bad info from our bird, bro. That is true. He said we're saying I saw her name play bad bird info
Bbi, I don't want to I don't want to gas out too hard though. Okay, just walk it up. I'm just walking up
I'm a little nowhere here
And he's all fuck you up in Spanish
All right, dude, here we go see you guys, but I still don't see them
They were like in this that they have to be where we came from no like
Small hands
Yeah, I really don't like the intuitive shift I really don't I just give me hold or give me time
I don't need both
Because then I had the game as I'm relying on like the game to make a quick decision of what I'm trying to do
Hold on Joseph if they might have not went there. They could be this way near the water up the hill
You not see them haunted not yet. I did not see him at all
Here's something on the other side of this I think that's the fucking gator
I'm pretty sure
I got visual in the dip
Through the cave in the left-hand side
Able I am self. Yeah, let's just go try. We're trying to play a little bit of a dillo anyways, right? Let's go
Try not to throw a lot remember you can't charge this guy. You just got to sprint left them. I scripted stuff fast
So it's true exactly what that rabbit did
Go towards the noise I
Don't think we'll be able to 3v1 this but we'll see apparently herbivores kick our fucking ass or anti-convores
Yeah, our right trigger just useless now
You know you just left clicker where by force is good though. We just don't throw them up, right?
Yeah
And our movements not gonna be as clean, but we'll be in and out more we just kind of bring down 3,000 HP with a hundred and fifty bite each
Yeah, you think it's much better on it just because you make them throw up doesn't make that any different
But you do charge attacks don't get your own. Yeah, they're like all the tax
Actually was gonna eat that
That was actually my kill from earlier
Didn't see your name on it brother and I didn't eat it. So it's like I gave you food
That was actually fool you gave me a lunch pail that was empty
If we don't get there quick enough, uh, he's this guy's gonna jump off a mountain
Do it again fucking terror down shit. Has he been moving at all or what you panic?
He's just bush hiding and blowing my screams
They gave me an apple for I
I've never heard someone so ungrateful in my entire life
How would I be grateful for someone that brought me nothing someone who made the effort to go get you fucking food that you
Could have easily gotten yourself. Yeah, but it's like a fat bastard brought me a meal that he ate on the way
I see him moving. I see him moving
He tried to charge me for every butt shots butt shots. I can't even see
oh he got me once hit him though he's on me and oh he's doing the all attacks
yeah I'm yelling now I don't know if we can handle this dude this guy's fucking
I'm trying like oh my god he got a fake it's gonna take him I couldn't turn
Just take your time with it.
You got me, I'm a lower level.
Is it go?
I hear a go.
You can kill it.
Heal off here.
I'm yellow.
I have to heal a little bit here.
Oh, you could easily bait his attack, though, if I do it.
I just got my blue real fast.
We were doing good there.
Someone needs to get his attention.
The other one has to get him bit in the butt.
That's just how it goes.
We need each other for this.
Timac, you ready and run him by him?
Yeah.
It's honestly not the worst exchange
that we have with him right there.
Oh, wow.
back right you baited like he hit me
lose noodle I'm fucked apples man this
is not the other way I'm just gonna
bait this I am yellow see that I get
so hard to see my screens pitch black
hit him maybe I didn't hit him in
those just his a verbal attack it's definitely tough to like what get by
him after you attack and I don't die often though you feel like you guys need
to fuck off and where's that goat I might be able to find a good serif I
show me I need to I need to get this bleed right I'm coming out I've not
seen just spinning in circles with his horns out just all attack yeah
because you can't you can't do that defense if you want to off the fact that
shit works I learned that last time I'm healing my blood lead other way the sun's
coming out this is good every time I hit him I can't like walk I can't like
hit and go by I'm red it's all you take me good luck brother I'm fucking
dying I'm counted out oh he's chasing after you're something's chasing you
Yeah, I see that.
No, it's something else. It's not a series.
It's a series.
I'm just gonna stand back and just dip set.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, break off, break off.
Alright, fuck that.
I'm okay with...
Just letting that guy bleed, I guess, is your best option.
I'm gonna follow him or harass the fuck out of me.
I'm dead, boys, I'm dead.
Yeah, I don't like how, like, I always get stuck on bodies with this character.
this character you don't really get to like move a lot so it's like every time I bite something I
feel like I'm just kind of running into him you know what I'm saying like I want to like bite and
then like kind of go to the right but you can't so it's like every time we go for a bite on the
on the on the dibble he knows that he can hit an alt attack if we want to get in the hit on
him because we don't even really get to like hit and move out at all we're just kind of like
Hit forward
Kind of fun not really fun. I'm yellow. I think I would still probably go dillo over that
Oh, man, I'm fucking else have some of it
Are we staying here for double or dillo or we moving somewhere else for dillo?
Do you want to move? Okay, let's let's fight this let's fight this error though. Yeah, you guys do your thing. I died, so
Where is my mouse
He's in the blisters working on this fucking shit. Oh, I'm just closing the game
We're gonna fucking freak out man. I couldn't see the mouse
Game sucks. Carlos don't eat. I don't know why
Carlos are so
Straight liney at all times and not just for your right click feel like your right click on my car
No, when it should be straight liney and most of your damage
And then like you should even even if like it was like taking bite force away at the same time
Like you need to be able to like bite something and move away in this game on all the bite dinosaur
It's like what are you even doing? You just have to run into there another thing that doesn't make sense to me
Just add them up dude. Just fucking just just start piling these stupid fucking things up about this game
Just you know the whole you can only fight this that and this creature I
I just don't like that about this game shit. I think that will hold this game back
Can't fight this guy can't fight this guy. You're only really looking for this that and this guy
All it takes are you being able to fight that is your character having the old movement of that of the fucking
That's just like you don't even get to do anything
You guys are straight lines at least if I'm gonna straight line make that the headbutt ability
I should be able to bite and move
Like I can't even punish anything
after
They've smashed me shit. I feel like these guys got you're they're barking up the wrong tree with this channel. We'll be honest
They're barking up the wrong tree with this shit. I got one
You got a spot
Yeah, we're leaving. I forgot. Yeah, there's a new one right there. I put it in for the boys to try a tech shot
It's like you can just make the right click
The main damage which it is you can even take away some bite force give the fucking clunky dino a little bit of movement man
like
Even if I'm not doing a lot of damage, it would be nice to be able to show a little bit of like doing dillies
I can bite and get out. That's crazy. He didn't he just can't do that
I got a bird make his sprint normal speed make his fucking right click faster
I did there's so many balance things you could do with that. I don't understand. What am I playing?
We'd be badass we'd you want to serve her that they actually have eggs for it right away
you can't bite and change trajectory with a car now so it's like fighting a
dibble that means every time you go in for a butt attack he's just gonna alt
swing every single time and make contact with you every single time right
this shit don't make no sense chat and I already know what you guys are gonna
say dude give me the classic why don't you just type it to me right now give me
You're not supposed to but you're to fight those guys. You're supposed it's a Cheryl say you're supposed to fight the little guys
Dear chicken goats sea turtle
Very nice. He throws a dub. I got West Rail axis. I'm gonna go straight to the beach
What's uh, there's some good perks for this guy. Let's just go search for our predetermined matchup chat
Let's go out there and search
Yellow there's a
Yeah, what is that? I don't know what's a pack size limit. I hate dill's tube, but they are a little bit
a little bit more maneuverable
But it's pretty much the same thing
Hey
You bite shit really get out without taking a hit there
We'll see how it goes though
You do have a little bit more options though because when you do bite it does put you in better position every time right?
That's what the chat you couldn't get some poisons on them and
Give him some less vision and send some fucking blood to cause. I mean there's options I guess but
Didn't seem that good on
Yeah, that's uh that you guys are right basically carnos are talking fighting herbivores anytime soon
I just find that to be the biggest turnoff on the planet. You guys don't find that to be a turnoff
Just like by the way, this dino cannot fight this one this one this one
You know what i'm saying like just list off the ones you can't fight right here
I think
I thought that's a huge turnoff dude
Oh shit, there's a couple of dibbles here. Sorry, dude. We're we can't fight those guys
Just you know
That's a huge turn off
Obviously, I'm still playing the game so it's not that but I mean like not that huge but I mean it's pretty fucking big like
I feel like it should be
difficult
For matchups
There should be bad for certain dino matchups
But it shouldn't just be completely turned off matchups, right? Like that's where you lose me
Hard with availability not just completely closed you can't fight this guy
That sucks
They definitely have an easier fucking grow food Mr. Grace as otherwise, I mean dude dude the guys nasty at the game
I'm really enjoying watching him try some of these matchups and hear his thought process and see if he can come up with ways to win.
But you tell me Carno vs. Dibble.
And that for one in a one vs. one seems impossible to me in a two vs. one.
I feel like should not be impossible, but still because it has such a straight line, have to stop to make the tiniest adjustment like attack.
You're gonna get cranked every single time just trading. You know I mean and you're trading small attach
It's not trading like heavy attacks
If you're on a Sarah and you want to do that trade you could trade him with like a charged up right click
And you're gonna do more with it. You're gonna make them throw up. You're gonna do more damage
You're still gonna be on the move you can be attacking in and out
It's like bro on corner. You don't have anything. You don't have any of that
There's no movement there. Oh my gosh
It's like kind of okay if you hold W and do it
You're gonna have to hold W cannot safe out of there. He's trying not to be
Cranky on it. Just kind of keep it smooth. We'll see how it goes. I like dillo's movement. Oh, it's okay
It's like it's like in between clunky and okay. It's like the in-between of carno and
Sarah but
still might be enough like you can kind of veer off with it to be able to maybe
avoid a dibble attack like a dibble alt-swing you know I mean maybe Bob kind
of like you know sort of like that without the sound effects of the facial
expressions let's go this way where am I
a good one. Maybe we are at the good one. I'm at the volcano sanctuary trying to
catch people but I'm not seeing anything. Raptors are OP though. Yeah, raptors are
really hard so if you can make that work, more power to you. It doesn't seem that
fun. It kind of seems tedious to me to have to manage stamina to that extent
And be that reliant on teammates literally if you don't have teammates even if you play it right
I don't think you have enough stamina to really
kill someone without
Having to rest yourself kind of re pick up a cent time it right. I guess
Sort of this is you cannot take the high road. You brought me nothing
You know really be a hunter no no no like a
I guess if you're gonna actually make the effort to try to get you, but that's more of the dillo's job
But not much I guess two or three can do it essentially
I'm gonna be honest if you can't appreciate someone make an effort for you and like you're just gonna bitch about the fucking little bit that you got
I I'm good. I didn't get anything. You did. No, I didn't there was a deer still there
Yeah, and that's a scuff thing that you don't get nothing
Once you eat it like it's tough you if you eat anything you get one tick of healing and that's what you needed
I'm telling you I get on it doesn't matter. You may not have gotten a lot of food, but you definitely got a heel
Pop it
Alright, it's I mean we're gonna take one more pass to this bitch. I guess I'm kind of thinking no one's here
Service showing you may proceed no one's showing up to the sanctuary. I don't know what that sound is
I don't know why but it is I want the early PvP man
Bop it twisted this one you guys
Nope, I was waiting for the
me is here fighting it's another one of you guys are like another one of the
dillos are thought it was you guys when I said back out you haven't gotten shit
so far this one's pretty bad we're just sitting here with full bellies I'm in
north bay area and there's like yeah at least on the bay part where the
Beaches a little variation to the diet would be nice. Let's see what you much enough pretty sure that go to a scuff. You see this
I do not it's on me. I guess it's not here. Yeah, I'm already gotcha thing is goat also gives lipids
We don't know it's not trying to get no turtle gives lipids
for more
Boardy or boardy or boardier
I lost him, bros. I think his bleed probably fell off, but regardless I still have a set.
I still don't know where he went.
You found him?
No, I'm just saying boar or deer.
Damn.
This one's protein and one's carbs and we can use either.
Oh boar or deer.
Well, looks like we're going to get kicked out of this one.
Well, not yet.
Go back in for a little bit.
Yeah, I thought it was a homerun.
It randomly stumbled upon him.
I thought it was a homerun.
We're here.
Oh my god, it's hot.
I can tell someone moved over.
Someone did it.
Someone did it.
I feel it.
Someone fucking did it.
Dufuses.
Dummy's.
Dummy's, bro.
Dummy's, dummy's, dummy's.
You put it on heat and you bump it.
I'm putting it on cool.
I'm putting it real low.
Dummy's.
Fucking bumping it when I'm in this fucking room.
i found the deer
uh... do you uh... is here in our menu
place in the war here
yet in here house trying to try and go
on food i guess i can't handle i think this is a matter of years in the
spot was just a few for the sport rationed and that
useless it's not like a sarah sarah i mean
i kill that guy can i can't even kill whoever i can either
this fucking sucks bro ain't no one here
uh...
People are missing out on a sanctuary pvp
missing the fuck out as move
they were head south some shit like that
so she
right now like a month
you walked into me dumbass
you walked into it too
I don't have a baby that wants hunting me
mud doesn't do anything
I don't have food
I ain't bringing you food
here's the thing
I'm self sufficient
home
uh... where's to be any away from this
it was this with dino spamming
west rail for less ten minutes
well the fuck is this road holy shit balls
but like
i think it's on beating on fucking multi boxing
sitting by the water with a macro while the other guys it's in the water in
the car
I think that's a crock noise
People creeping up right now on it
Yeah
I think you're still those day the donians
I got a fucking problem right now dudes. I got no food. I got a huge issue boys. I got no food brother
I
Spawned at fucking
Volcano sanctuary sometimes get PvP there and no one shows bro. Must mean everybody's already full grown
I wish there was like some kind of perk that you could get
To like smell where recent dinos were something
That's why diners need to pay
There's not enough ways to find each other as a live dino's
Actually, you know what I'm gonna test this to see if I throw up if I overeat
You do unless you're 1% you need to be 1%
Under 100 so you need to be like 98 999
I wouldn't even try that bro because then you're gonna be thirsty
Well, no, no
They say that if you throw up like this way that it doesn't mess up your things
And I just want to test it then you're sick still and you have to be full drink full
It's like you lay down you lay down repair your stomach, and then you just continue to fill your stomach with the vitamins
Oh, you do get sick. Yeah, and it didn't mess up my life
Yeah, you should be able to stiff out signs left by Irving's or something right like eating eating bushes or something
That'd be really cool
Recently
Never trusting chat. Can we did eating trees and shit?
Why don't you guys tell me I believe definitely talk about before
Probably like five times actually what you came to try to
This guy was so sure of it in my chat
it off it's only like a week and you fell for it wait I wonder if like because I
puked on the food if it's like yeah yeah you just fucking made even worse you
can't eat it yeah it moving to turtles I never like goats anyway yeah I'm about
at that point where if I don't see something soon I'm dead me too be too
I'm at like 1% food West rail access best
Actually, there might be a lucky turtle spawn if I go up here. This is take this to site 12
Then we move in we got water and hopefully some sort of food around chat
I
Think is I'm not seeing any AI on the way to the fucking beach here that I'm trying to get to
Give me hope if I could hear like boards right now, that'd be great
Even if you know usually that means spawns around
Yeah, the server too much credit on a
It's shit the better for sense
Well, that was the other server the other server is pretty decent. Oh, we're in officials. I
Mean we're in MF2 we're on the motherfucking officials
Yeah, it's like that
Hey, let us they said it's in our day some by the way second tomorrow so you can play another day without YouTube title being cook bait
Oh, yeah, like the all she wrote a friend like each other says yeah
And you are aware right now exactly Northwest Ridge
I think you might be able to make it. You're just gonna be fucked up by the time you get here
unless you take a bad jump and take fall damage and then you're just straight
down. I'm gonna survive. You're gonna die. Spawns are gonna start showing because
they're close to you and that must have a radius effect here that's gonna be out
here. What's up guys? Mateo, holy dude, you're not a hundred percent late but
you're still kind of late bro. I hear it's the last day of aisle. Oh hi, what's up?
That you heard now listen, I'm gonna be honest with you. The only thing that keeps me playing the stupid fucking game is you guys
All right quality time with my boys
That might be the nicest thing you've ever said
Oh, is that what you fucking think huh name a game that we've ever played where all of us has come together like the owl
Even Zola was interested now for a couple days
He played one day and then y'all skipped out on movie night, and he hasn't been back since oh
You hit it. Here's the here's the underlying movie night college
You guys hear that Chinese been waiting to find a reason to push that in
Yeah
three hours not waiting for three hours
he was sitting in here playing isle so well
why wasn't he playing with us we were all we were all playing the isle
he didn't say that much that day didn't he? I swear he wasn't talking about it
he tells me he doesn't like jumping in when we're in a lot of trouble
I never stops Chris from charming and we'll have a 17 man and Chris will be like
where will I meet you guys
that is so not true
I
Okay, I'll give you that
You do go on and and do your own thing every once in a while different classes you joke. I'll give you that I'll give you that
But you're also the guy who makes Tim at carry a deer across the fucking planes
You know speed a fucking butthole, and they say you didn't get nothing
I made a joke that he brought me an
Just not trying to be asked that I'm just fucking around
I'm fucking you're gonna fucking take it up again, man. Hey, what's the drama?
It's funny it's exact opposite on this one of this is this carna 20% I'd feel pretty big on carnau 20% of this guy
I feel like I barely grab
What are you guys playing now?
Dildos?
Yep. Sorta.
Sorta? What is that me?
Well he said Dildo.
Something's coming, something's coming, something's coming.
You playing Dildo's or what now?
Yeah, I was not listening.
Oh, see what a nice text was coming.
It's a Serah!
They're coming for the deer now!
We got a deer?
Yeah, it's over here on me.
I wanna come back.
I'm pushing back towards you. I want the deer. What are they doing? What are they doing?
He wanted to eat the turtle. He knew that
I don't care about that.
Fuck dude.
I'm a tummies fool because I ate when I should have.
Damn you dipskied. Where are you? Where's your meat?
I just kept going along the beach to the right.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're chasing the deer, right? That's what you said.
I already got it. I already got it.
Oh, come on take a bite.
I haven't even eaten yet.
I'm full of tummy.
I gotta hurry because this area is gonna go sick.
Percentage growth is 115 at 21. That's not terrible. It's just quiet
Is this one of you guys here eating this body at
We're three together. We're on the beach. Yeah, we're West rail. Yeah, I'm kind of close so West rail
What was that a werewolf?
Just heard a how well do you think we can kill a border? I'm already 26%
I forgot how fast these go.
25% is like you probably safely kill it.
Safely isn't gonna probably take a hit of damage,
but like still be able to kill it easy.
Yeah, I get a little bit of hunger now. Not bad.
But I found a goat.
I found a goat, we're good.
A Franven goat.
Timmy, did I ever run into your red dead character?
No, I think I probably purposely avoided you.
Yeah, that's it.
Does this have the rest of the night's gonna go?
No, I'm kidding, I'm kidding.
Actually, I did run in you, but I ran in you on my
Lawman out ratchet. I was Rambo Jones
No, no, no, was that
Hey, don't I don't you what you're doing out of your fishes?
I you're fucking around you good made any
Yeah, I'd have one conversation with you and never want to talk to you again
That's all I'm saying is I couldn't do it that's all I'm saying it's the over the top
people's you know what the fucking problem where you always say you always
got a fucking problem I mean when I didn't even fucking talk to you looks
like you're like looks like you're always shaking your hand up and down with
your two fingers and your thumb together you know there's a real subtle way of
doing that's good a lot of people overdo it like crazy hey listen to people that
overdo it that's the ones that do well in the rp scene man they like that
shit. Yeah, some of it comes off it. The problem is some characters that are
over trying like that just don't come off genuine. And it gets it where is it
wears very quickly. Yeah, the charm goes away. Yeah, it can be gimmicky fun for
like maybe a day but eventually like something like that will wear on people.
And listen, I'm just going off a fucking Bronx tailpipe shit, you know.
Hey, hey coffee face get the fuck in the other room you fucking a so
That's rocky
Actually might rewatch the Rockies it's been a while dude fucking these dillars later like rapid fire
Mm-hmm. I mean like in terms of speed. This looks like they're attacks
Just like non-stop quick animations. Yes
It's nice nice
I don't think I don't like is sometimes you just kind of
The turn the other turn you turn too sharp and you stop I had this
His movements in between
Sarah in
Fuck I got a drink
I had this I had this dillo that was hunting me by himself in between all these other fights
he would randomly pop out.
He would put his character at my tail out of nowhere and he'd bite me like three four
times like fast as fuck dude.
And I would just take so much bleed from it it was pretty wild.
I didn't know that they can attack that fast when they're like really when they
really get on there. Uh, I'm assuming you probably want to
alt click. Yeah. I'll click is looks like a. Oh, you just
click. You just left click. You're just bleeding. You're
not doing damage. Yeah. The alt click looks like it's a heavy
bleeding. Yeah. Listen to you big doofus. I'm telling you.
It's just slower. That's a car by the way. Where are you
at? There might have been a crock in this body of water.
Maybe he thinks I'm a crumb.
That might have been what was spamming that sound.
I need to be 40% of a crumb in this show.
Yes.
Yo, actually, can you, Kehanna, can you debate the...
Actually, considering we're almost the same size,
I might be about the same as him.
Uh, I need to drink KD.
Alright, we'll drink the other side, and then get him to come over there,
and then I'll drink my side, and then when he comes to me, you can drink.
I'm going the other side, and the other side.
Oh, baby, I'm so fucking smart.
The Sarah's here, by the way.
He got both of you!
What did she just heard?
Right through this!
Guys, I can't see water, bro!
I was in the same boat!
I disappeared!
Oh my god!
I called it though, I told you I'm not fucking there!
I got half water guys, we should...
Yeah, you died me if you didn't help me test the dead, so we had to die for it.
Oh my god!
I really hate this fucking...
Nice spot though guys, nice spot, very nice spot.
Nobody told you to both die
How do you struggle with that drinking spot you freaking doofuses I'm gonna make am so much
I just
Man who died?
Both of them. They went to drink at the thing and the alligator ate both of them at the same time
He didn't even have collision. He swam through both of us and just left the thing.
Oh, so he didn't like grab you, he just attacked you with most of the damage.
No, he just fucking walked on top of us.
We both died.
His damage is going to be through the roof right there.
Yeah, it was unreal.
Yeah.
Guys are not in my water.
I'm gonna be Chris had it get sick and make us fucking. I was anybody out of the Highlands. I killed a
Carnot here brothers. I can't I can try to get there. I'm coming from the death route from earlier
I can get there from
It's dangerous here
See if I can forget a way to get up there even on our diet. Oh, yeah
I think it's the honeycomb oh shit I don't know other carnage you're here to kill me
I just tear down is calling me out this is one of us
how did you find me dude I'll die brothers how do these guys randomly find me
Bro fucking tear it up pulling me out for the Sarah bro. It's crazy
Those dudes went right for me. They could have just smelled the food. I guess
Can't really complain if you leave food next to you
And they caught me not hiding in a bush, which is another stupid thing for me
That's my fault for not playing it serious. It's been stupid fucking hard to do
I'm at the South Plains. That shit is real lame
game. Fuck this game. Bad game.
This is working with uh with this Sarah. They can't five minutes for food to be set.
Why did those guys just roll up sneaky as fuck?
Might might be working with me actually. That's just the game.
Nah, it's not bird, it's not bird.
When I played bird, I literally just call people out.
Nah, it's not like it's working hardcore with him.
That would fill my life right now.
Does he have some sheep sapicham?
I'd be pissed.
If he fucking funny.
Charlie, try to kill me with a head nothing.
I just want to let you know to tear it on your mom's shafts at Kmart.
And that's all you'll ever be.
I'm kind of blended into that tree too.
I'm very surprised he just decided, hey, I'm going straight for this.
And looking right at the corner of the street walked up stopped his character alt bites me. I don't know will suss
Will suss on it
There's this place over here. Oh, we're in the weird place. There is still going for me
I'll try
This is where the car now my car no spawn doesn't it
Anybody go to the chat. Do you if you guys spawn over here? Do you guys go to the same thing?
Did you guys get eaten a dick like or West Realm West Real they got eaten
Your tail is sticking out when you're
Like there's no excuse to this motherfucker not to use his arms. What are you doing, man?
Well, you
Only went in a Erby. I mean I only care about the Irby's I guess
That's what I go for to catch them trying to heat up a farm, right? I just hunt turtles for easy lines
What the fuck is this I don't know why there's not like a connector to this is there a connector to this
I just don't know go back there turtles on the beach. I don't think so
If I find any this piece I'm out here too. If you're something here
Don't do it
I don't know. I don't know how fast I am compared to this guy at this stage. What character? I
Think it's a raptor
should be about the same speed and let's say a photo
which raptors like to get photo early
yeah but it's getting nighttime so
mmmm
is he catching me? I don't know
I think you're faster and straight
they're more maneuverable than you
but you're not much faster
yeah he's tagging
yeah they got me on uh
he's just faster but he might
gas on a sim
I have quite a bit of a sim so
did he jump on you at all? yeah?
right on my ass holy fuck almost to the jungle
i like how like open this area is i wish kind of like the whole shebang was like
this
over this baby sarah i was i was being chased by the sarah
and i fucking killed a deer
deep friended another dillo he started eating deer in a ran and i knew the
sarah was right behind me he stopped to eat him instead of me
i just pulled a chain on his ass i shot a sneak cap out
baby hit him like us
That's how I thought you didn't listen to the OG's way of drinking water.
I did, dude.
The problem is with the dillo, I couldn't shift turn quick enough.
You know, if I ran straight over to just ran straight into him, you know, I'm running to the side.
He set himself up in front of you, smart.
Smart dino, or smart croc.
I don't know how this dude is still tracking me.
I think I'm good.
I think we have a holy mother.
I don't think I'm ever gonna find anyone at this sanctuary.
That's totally fucking shit man.
Well you live right? Yeah, I'm alive. Not believing just
fucking red as fuck we'll see. Shit, there you go as fuck.
Oh I'm red red red red holy shit. A turtle or a rock. These are turtles.
Especially solo and they're like just around you.
whoo I just didn't know how much I just can't get a star here yet yeah we see
the good start 35 just need to get a star five goat spawns
I'm still alive some of them. They set me up man.
I knew my dumb ass to fall for that. I don't know what you just said.
I'm coming from South Plains. I'm going there for no reason.
I am at West Access at the moment.
was that was careful for those rappers man they are fast and they want they want
to be dead rapper just killed me so he's no fuckers knew I was inside the
sanctuary killed some turtles outside and I came outside was oh my god the
turtle and as soon as I went to eat it big old fucking raptor two of them
It just bounced those dead.
They were like, surprise, motherfucker!
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Exactly.
Where is this sanctuary now, bros?
Oh, it's the same one.
Probably just go fucking.
Say, fuck the sanctuary.
Head east.
Get to West Access and just try to live there.
I mean, I don't think you're killing much.
Kongin's useless on Dillow?
Really?
Doesn't get less damage till he hits a certain point
versus the other one.
percent less damage by the bigger guys like Sarah and and fucking everybody
basically I'll let you know right now guys if the bridge above South Plains
has a alligator in it that was a big ass raptor three times poison at night
getting hunting you get poisoned at 40% I wish brother so I could deserve
poison at like 30% oh dear I can't catch this I don't think I can't catch it on
a Sarah one on little I wonder if it's easier
gonna do I'll catch a deer at a young age it's about the same fuck I love when
you can't smell the thing you killed yeah it's got like a time limit I think
it's a stupid yeah I don't really get that either I don't think I think it's
I think he's made so fresh kills aren't just immediately tracked. Yeah, I
Agree, I think it's a feature, mate
Well, you can do is if you ever want to track it just grab a like a G bite and throw it on the ground
And you can find that right away. No way. Oh my gosh. I'm too little
Fuck I had it
You're gonna stay in the Highlands bro. Oh, we can't go up this is gonna get stuck
Fuck don't do it
Don't just jump off something.
I think I'm slowly getting faster.
Slowly getting faster.
In a way.
Duped fucking jukes.
Scary.
I think I'm very young.
Holy jukes, Batman!
Okay.
Catching him.
Catching him.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Okay.
We're putting some space down now.
No, bro.
Ain't no way this fucking raptor finds me chat.
GTS it's gonna be out before you catch this
Oh, yeah, it's a fucking partner, right?
I should swim faster than partner pond get out of there a little bit quicker a little bit quicker
Okay
Why is everything hunting me dude? I can't even get a normal start. This is not normal chat
Is that one of you guys one calling?
Not me
Should no way
I'm telling you we're so far breached on the server. I'm getting stream sniped everywhere I go
Breached there ain't no way this many fucking people are randomly stumbling on me and fucking kill me bro. There's no way
What if big oh?
This is fucking disgusting. We're not fool at least
This doesn't do anything on
Dilla you think
those near the highlands this shit don't make no sense chat let it be no we're
not friends with other dillers I actually have my clothes that dumb shit
calling right now I'm just trying to grow my
island's hiding I want to say it was so bad is it show up there like aggressive
yeah now I'm just running in circles but all I can find is go gonna find deer
I need to eat something so I'm coming for your goat.
I need to drink something, that's why I fucking-
I drank some beef.
Yeah, I'm just getting over there.
That bridge was safe above South lanes.
We haven't gotten any good fights in Sanctuary today, huh, chat?
Kind of another day of ball sack.
This game kind of just provides ball sack on a day to day.
It's killing me.
Guys, some scary deals run so fast that somebody's died off a cliff.
Here, fucking orange.
Fucking order your goat as well.
You zooming around on this guy.
Time to stay in the bush.
She's gotta be the worst fucking saint she wears, moms.
Why?
Fucking why, man?
Do I have to listen to this stupid ass to these fucking calls, too?
Holy shitballs.
Where the fuck am I?
Oh no.
Holy shitballs.
Getting faster.
God found it Bobbin and weaving the name and holy mother
Oh, it is nice to be quick man. Holy shit
And it's not even like quick with and you run out of stamina fast like the stamina less for
Haunted you want to meet up? I'm the rail. I mean on the rail the highlands as well near the water
They need to put cool downs
On on people's call outs and their voice comes in this fucking game bruv
Some of the most annoying dipshits just spamming their fucking calls.
It's just like, bro.
Who's uh, what devil is like spamming them?
Put a fucking 30 second timer on these things.
This guy's like, friend, please, friend?
I'm at the dam, so I'll be there in a sec.
All I get is deer.
I mean, go, go, go, go.
Yeah, I killed two goats on the way to you.
Oh, I hear another goat.
It's like five goats, he's gonna do your spawns.
That's a frustration to the calls?
Yeah, cuz you could just be super fucked with
Purposely right follow some of the birds there constantly call for ten fucking minutes. I'm saying it's like why
Look, are you calling out giving away a position on there's miss miss input. It's the hood, bro
We're gonna be careful. Yeah, I'm gonna drink over there. Okay. I'm coming through the tunnel
meter
How stupid is this press
We just so happen to be coming across all these dealers
I don't know if it's here, but he's drinking
So he's dead we'll find out
Yeah, yeah, you're at least 30% here at 45 46. Yeah
Still another go
What's up, I did we're only go
I
Listen, I'm just happy there's some things actually spawning now
Something's honest, that's not on it by the way, I don't know the last time I got a sake fight. This is crazy
Is that a dillo on us? Yeah, that's not our boy
it's struggling yeah this way I kind of got to go next to him what he's doing
bro I swear it's been one deal the whole time who hasn't moved it's spin is
just spending one that's not this one next to us another fucking go we're
Killing all Dillon's
He sure yeah, I'm down for even if he's falling behind us. Yeah another go
We're you want to send me that way some we're together now
Yeah, I'm at the volcano. What's called right now north
Thanks, right north like yeah
We've got a little bit of a distance. We'll get there and go this way you guys ready
There's another goat I killed on the road over here so you can eat it on the way
Oh
My feet
We're all the herbivores man. Look at all this food they have when they roll out here all those red things
So I'm sitting here just trying to find someone to kill to eat. Is that goat right here?
anybody needs it
They need to put these like
something for caravores and these bitches
Not just the chance of an herbivores shows up right? It's gonna be a very herbivore thought-out game
game. Yeah. I got Jim Mars playing on in the background ready to go. Jim Morrison or Jim
Morris? No, Jim, is there two of them? The doors got Jim Morris. Yeah, Jim Morrison. Yeah.
Just the man they said his music wouldn't be good if he wasn't high. And they were
right. Which one? You don't like the doors? No, I'm just saying I mean the dude was
I believe mostly on this high.
Oh, yeah.
I mean, you made a high-resonant storm you had to be high.
Yeah, yeah.
That was a good song, but holy shit.
My mother fucking worked on a storm of you riding.
What the hell going on?
He had a dark mind.
Good day.
I'm always good.
What's the point of this game?
Grow big so you can kill other dinosaurs.
Oh, sorry.
It's not a PvP game.
It's a dinosaur simulation.
I was close. I almost looked up.
I almost gave you false information there.
Holy fuck. I can hear.
We're going back in now.
What was this thing?
It was like a gator.
Going back in.
What is this? Is this a gator?
Yeah.
See, we fall through that thing.
What's an alligator?
Oh, shit, damn.
Fuck, the gator you made in here.
What's going on in the menu?
No, it's verbate.
Oh man, even that could be like a small patch in this current thing, you know.
And the ass guy turned it up.
Maybe 30%?
Oh, fuck that me, dude.
I was playing so good until these two...
jump shit ass Carno showed up.
Oh, fuck!
You still alive?
No, I'm dead. I've been dead like four times. I'm...
Oh!
17%, what do you...
This is my raptor from the first...
What are we at? Uh, 50?
Yeah, for 33.
They got to be grown
What's the limit for dillas on the normal service
Islands
I think you can only get it in your second mutation to be a fifth in a group.
I need it.
It goes everywhere.
I don't think I've ever used it.
It's not a demonstration.
Oh, where?
I
Shoot some a call
Yes, there's something yes over there
It's kind of far
From you guys, right?
Do you know what?
A couple S's over here
I think they may have been
A Karno I killed earlier
I don't know if it's
I mean it should still be good
It shows us
I dropped all this shit over there
There's all this bug out now
Yeah, it's probably Dr. S. for you to rock for me.
What?
And you're seeing it's not with me, it's rockin'.
This is not rockin' food.
We don't even see it. We only see rockin' food here.
Ah, that's stupid, bro.
Well, listen, there's this goat here.
They have ink in the goat here.
That's huge. My first eats on this character.
You guys fuck with deer jerky?
Uh, I don't know.
Yeah, I'm on it. I've got to lay a couple times.
Check the north coast here.
This is usually where I plan to do it.
Rimmel, this is not a PvP game. That's a Dino simulation.
Eating him at 20. Basically, so there I hope at 9am.
I hope a dino.
Okay, kind of.
That's more like these super muta though,
that you don't even stop growing in that.
Yeah, yeah, GG man.
That's what it seems like.
Yeah, kind of like daisy dinos.
In like some sort of Jurassic era.
Jurassic Park era.
It's like the spawn spot.
Bring it back dinos or something.
I don't know, I'm too sure.
All right, we dip into the next area.
I think so.
It's not really a lot of, not a lot of the eye.
All right, that's Southlista.
Yeah, we should go.
I
Man I just hate dealing with it someone got yoinked last time you see like
Because I'm need gas over healing I mean that's like the critical one
I mean, it makes sense. Like there's, you know, that's like a major hurt spot.
They have to chew the food.
I don't know.
You're sounding weird.
Yeah.
You're sounding weird.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's a lot of love to hate it. I missed the hair I ran right past with him
So carefully you'll be calling real fuck. Are you guys?
Never given a name tags on dooms to walk the land
I'm doing once again, I'm assuming you went through the cave, right?
uh
Now let me go back for two minutes. Oh, yeah walking through enough you're good
In the worst case you just one call I consider tag
Yeah, we lost chubby though. We're on um
We're going what west through the tunnel here
Oh
That's all saying
Oh no time to fucking stop
I need to go that's me chody wherever you are
Is that you?
Yeah, this snow.
Yeah, I know it's coming up.
You knew the water thingy.
It's called a dam.
Yeah, it's called a water thingy.
The water thingy, guys.
It's called a god dam.
God dam, Chris.
Nice to you.
You and Hutch in the same room would be quite the entertainer.
Well, you see, when I get in the same room with Hutch,
he tries to, like, turn it on me as if we're not similar.
So because, you know, I think that was projection
with him saying that I'd be the one turning over
and just beating off, you know?
I don't know now.
I don't know now.
You guys can have a battle of reading books or something like that.
Like you both have to read a page of the Harry Potter book back to back.
I love that.
I can do that.
I love Harry Potter.
Yeah.
Your love for Harry Potter doesn't mean you can pronounce words or sentences any
better.
Harry Potter has cool mix of creatures.
Like Geifens.
They have Geifens in Harry Potter.
What?
Oh, oh, oh, sorry.
Scriffin's yeah
Then I actually am a hardcore fan and am I excited for the HBO remake unless they put idiots in charge of it
Like teachers or something
Just play high words like you see
Shit, I didn't get the finish
I liked it in the beginning and all the way to the midpoint
but I have issues with
The way that the gameplay there's no consequences
For being evil curses. You're just doing it. It's everyone you get one you get one you get one
You know like they don't they send you to jail if you do it in front of the teacher or some shit
Oh, no, there's no consequences. You can be a free maybe that was a mod. I watched them fucking shit
Where I'll say this though
For a casual playthrough
Wasn't too bad and I'll say one more thing hogwarts excel itself as the building was fucking sick
Hogwarts was fucking did not disappoint the castle itself. Yeah, I love the ending man. I don't want to spoil it for anybody
It was I thought the end was fucking epic. Yeah, I thought the story was fine
I thought I thought the story was fine
I just didn't like the lack of consequence system woven into the game and like night and day like with like when you're out at night
You should be fucking there should be teachers be like you why you had a bed bitch go to go back to bed
What's it called it was like really laggy when I first played it, but I didn't have the best the best PC for
on to this
How fast we just turn on show like this for you how
Ditch this guy this your ranch is overcompensating
Just cuz you might have a running around these motherfuckin parts taking that you tough
I will beat your motherfuckin ass in a motherfuckin hard beat play around motherfuckin find out
You know your dino looks like you pee his pants
Yeah, motherfucker. That's cuz I do that
I
JP from grandma's boy, bro
There's a JP
Are we going on west access?
I'm flying!
I'm going!
HEEYAAAHH!
Shhh!
HEEYAAAHH!
We're going west access though.
My name is Tim, Tim, I'm about to beat you down in the silver, don't break your leg!
Yaaah!
I literally...
I know how to navigate.
Wait here, this is a tough one?
Yeah, well, not the gas, not the gas a little bit here.
JK, hold it down.
WHEVER!
You could send it.
Sup Timmy?
I'm on your ass, bro!
Captain shit. I got the fucking nitrous. I fucking sent it nothing
I'm thinking about getting metal legs. What's that from again?
Is that that is grandma's boy, that is actually what's his name JP chat I can't remember
It was JP right? Yeah
Deer I need it
Little bite little bite
You get out of that somewhere. Oh, yeah, I need it actually come bring it down here bring it down here slide them down
Don't let these fucks get it don't these fucks get it
Top top top
Yep, I'm out of here. I'm pretending like I'm a zebra
Bob and we I'm not a big boy. It's all you guys
How big is he he's like not quite both eyes, but he's big enough to fuck me up
Call tell you
Well, I'm on the gastro track now the gastro track
Get over there, honey. They're be over there. I'm gonna sit right here and watch you guys. I'm here. So you
I
Was coming to line them so you can get away very good
My dad it's good that you're okay
Happy to see you on your feet
I got a I got a whole queue on on stuff God damn it I was like thinking to myself
like oh dude who just left this year this is perfect
I
Give this you survive
Oh, do not eat that
I saw he's blind I'm fucked up in
I'm heading west
Zorotem, I saw a lot guys good luck guys
That's why I
Think we can handle this guy actually he's pretty cut out
Oh no, shorty's dead
All right guys, I found something important first give me a second. I found a different way up rather
I'm being shown the way
All right, he's fucking me. I gotta go
You guys are big boys size. It's the way I'm helping. No, I gotta get out of here
Now that you're out
He's still running towards these coming towards ratchet. Yeah, you guys got this I believe running off. No, I can't eat that yet
I throw up now
I think I bit him once
Okay, I only one chasing by way. Yeah, I'm believing
So I'm sending clones. See it was a car now or what?
Yeah
I'll be here for a little bit.
I'm already back.
Send another kill around.
I'm hurt though.
Oh, scare the shit out of me.
I'm red, red, red, red.
Oh, man.
What the fuck?
I know you're not just eating this right in front of you.
You know it's just haunted.
What the fuck is haunted doing right now?
I killed them.
I killed them.
I'm trying to heal anyone.
Are you good?
I'm going to die.
I don't give a fuck. I'm fine. You like lag out?
Hey, no, yes it is yes it is. It's us. I'm getting um, I'm getting
Oh
One oh, that was good
I need some I need something. What are you doing? Trolling? I don't get it
I'm bleeding and running is bad idea, right?
Yeah
I'm gonna walk it. Oh
Yeah, nothing. I'm not even good. He's just pushing eating nobody go right away
I don't think we can. No, no.
This guy.
I don't see him.
What are you guys doing?
I mean, I'm feeling like I'm
like the same one. Yeah, I
got him. I got him. You killed
him. I mean, I mean, we're
weak in them. I said, I said
like six homes. I don't think
that does damage, but I mean,
he was bleeding. I mean,
though, I don't look like I
I mean, honestly, I'm still if you guys come over here. This is
We're like we're like kind of pecky eaters, you know, I don't think we got big summits
And eating
Ron food is gonna be something for me to get used to not wrong for you, right?
what is this
you brought me a heart I do appreciate it I forgive you
I do share
I need a lot of water down there
I
Mean I would like to hopefully it depends if it fills up doesn't always fill up this time of night
Janice PvP bro. PvP. That's what it is. Killin' the other dinosaurs.
You wanna try again, Jill, or somewhere else?
See if I can find somebody to hatch this.
I got it. I got it. These are born in babies.
They're no bees, they're no...
I mean, if you're getting hatched in, it just makes a lot of trouble.
Yeah, there's nice other types of birds, so...
That and you just get to eat, you grow way faster and you get to get these eggs you're an astraliske.
I haven't gotten much EVP today, I'm not gonna lie. Good ones anyways.
We got some stuff, sorta.
I'm Jean Landon.
My managers have talked to me. They've reached out and they said I have to wear jeans while I scream now, so...
I'm a jeans man now.
Why were you afraid, Sarla?
A little too free? A little too free there, huh?
They said there was a lot of risk to the brand if something popped out, so I said nothing.
You only have your camera getting you from the waist up.
But I know you like to helicopter in front of the camera so you know this is what it is.
Next step, figure out how to find a manager.
Yeah, be welcome.
He's uh...
Excuse me, it's gonna take us a while to...
On my headstown, definitely find a male.
We're at seven ten-o's.
That's another couple ten-o's.
I'm packing.
I left in search of an easier male.
This is home base right up.
Not very big, but uh...
He just holds E for that, right Jack?
I tried to trap him against that wall when he pounced on tonight, so he had some fights on the wall.
I imagine it worked.
I don't know if that works.
He had to stand still while bucking, I don't know. He had a lot of damage there.
That was a little one still alive.
Just filled it up. Clients do the work.
One died.
What is that?
He's playing pretty passive here.
Good job, Badger.
I'll be chained.
He didn't muster tank.
He goes back, loses his sandbuff, yeah.
Yeah, no diamond tomorrow, Daisy? I don't know yet.
Check it out, servers.
Scary.
I'm gonna get some stamina up quick,
so my boys will be okay.
Badger.
Badger was a good soul.
It has to get so bad, there's so many bodies around.
You see that hot bar of foam?
That is just packed, bloody, dead bodies, man.
Just ross it.
Oh my god.
Just ross it as I was eating it.
It's a good night.
That was a good name.
Check in for server.
So main point's on Dillow, Venom applies better to the head.
Doesn't apply to the kill.
Good job, Poop.
Good job, Poop.
Me, you could apply better than me.
You just can't take me to the table.
Rip, Poop.
I don't want to risk eating the body now.
I might be stuck here now.
try to stop it would be better than getting launched down that
yeah that's good but that's good i want to see some on the simmering good big drift
guy you're a big drift guy oh no shit yo yinzer thanks so much for the donuts by the way brother
appreciate it okay hell yeah okay i'm big enough i racing i like doing uh just like the straight
up fucking uh racing this guy's playing really good this guy's actually pretty damn good
channel. He's utilizing his timings well. Checking servers. Yo. Yeah I'm hopping back in to get the
pop going by doing that. I was watching it. It's going up fast. Yeah it relikes. Uh Relic I agree.
I never actually had it though. Well that's mad. Alright son I'm ready to go. No you're
I need your water.
Alright, don't.
Thanks, guys.
I need to go to West Texas.
I don't have a choice.
I'm at West Texas, so I can protect you with my 11%.
Hope there's no croc.
I'm part croc.
What?
Yeah.
You just say you're part cock.
I'm part...
Probably what?
Why don't I come?
He's playing it here.
No, I'm not.
I'm
He's like a dildo get it
We'll be waiting in the water for you when you get here
We got
I
Thirsty bro, he's gonna drink that's I
I got the eighth of poison
Or sorry
run me
I'm at the twin bridges right now. What the fuck did you see these see what see these nuts
It's funny when you can just almost you can damn your sprint for Adler on early game
34% brows almost got the poison. Yeah, I didn't realize that's how young you were
Yeah, thank you. You definitely should eat the car now.
What gave you that good boost? That good good?
You want to try it on? I'm gonna give you.
Well, this is west from here-ish. Let me see if there's any spot.
Oh, is that a small pecker pond?
It's a small pecker. It's straight west from here, straight west from here.
Okay, careful. Might be a...
You know
Charlie says he's taking a bath in her and after fun
I'm so guess I'm saying oh
That's a big fucking raptor. We got around here the fuck out of you big raptor need help
Who's a big boy? I'm I'm big. I'm trying to get to you. I'm 70, but you guys are not in my group
Are you attacking him on us? Yeah, I'm low stand, but I'm chasing he's running off
Name him once
What are you I'm on the road no your size 57 okay, so he's already running over to the fucking Raptor bitch
Yes
This is I'm really gas then kind of hurt
Plus
I don't know exactly where I've been there.
We are southwest.
Southwest, yeah it's like up over on this mountain,
I think, essentially.
We're gonna go around the right side.
Gotta walk a bit.
Ooh, this is on our, what's it called?
It was born in front of us.
Yeah, my steam's kinda cooked, I need a sit.
He's too calling you, underwater.
You need a, oh yeah, I got it, I'm not sure.
That's over here.
what's you call
of the raptors to call
and it'll make some use of this unless it's like you really was a bird
was just there
very checker should actually am I dead here
uh...
the dick like
uh... i said
but uh... i didn't need much water so i was only there for about ten seconds
for the rest of the
small
holy stuff that just jumped
up and jumped in the lake
i think uh...
i don't want to get fucking jumped on by a hair
was a bird here
i definitely saw something was it the burners on
and we're gonna be very big sir shadow
this is where i got picked up last time right ball
the right
she's the entire death of an irish about a word i uh... a call together on
Discord and we're talking about it and shit like that. I haven't tried it on it a little bit, but yeah
Eyes on the water. There's no reason if he picks me here
He picks me here. There's no like I can react there's no reacting here. There's no reacting. I'll pick that
It's not shallow enough to react
I'm just like you know all in right there. I'm all in
We saw Borsons shit. I need to get some of those more pills. Yeah, I'm trying to get 60 Stanley
I just I just killed the deer. Do you want the deer?
I'm just searching the floor while you're bringing over the map.
I wonder if I can carry it.
I'm gonna end up dragging it.
I'm gonna end up dragging it.
I got killed by a Stego mixpacking with a Croc official.
He just baited me in the water.
Oh, we've had you on next era.
Same shit.
Made it seem like the Stego was in the water because he was hurt.
said jumped in to try to kill Stega and then boom crocodile shoots him up Stega is fine
nobody even goes after uh Lisa where's where did you get hurt where's the uh spell um no I didn't
I'm good you should be able to smell a nice mouth that's are you on it yeah yeah I'm right
to like is that way is this you oh this is the kids eating it I just took one
ski one strip all right that's to be loud right who's this holy fuck how many
people do we have here?
Oh my goodness.
That's it. That's it.
I saw a thing pop up on my back.
That comes in.
Here you go.
Hey, hey.
When you get to the second,
you got to get that there.
That's this man thing.
You got to do that.
That's huge.
I don't have to get my poisons. Thank goodness.
To be very true, I was right though.
I
Said you didn't need to heal things you died anyway
Are you not bored of this? I don't know how to explain it
And you don't get enough fights with the fights that you have under fun depending on the dinosaur
I'm playing what about this look some of the fights are stupid on some dinosaurs depending on the matchup
Which is completely broken
One of us. Jesus.
I have officially a real dilla.
I have poisons.
My god, Joseph, I'm so proud of you for all I know.
Any full granite?
Nah, maybe.
Where am I?
Yeah, 83%.
Significant difference in size.
I'm like 91.
Are you a female?
Well, I don't know.
Maybe we make our way to Raptorland.
afterland. I heard a pig somewhere.
You're gonna start picking female more.
Yeah, I was the female.
I just don't like their colors.
Xanguins adult.
There's a piggy I need.
Need to eat and heal.
The game's good to stay a little balanced,
like better AI and spawn faster growth room.
Dude, just got my first 100% stat.
Oh, it's three boys.
60% Sarah and one yesterday.
100% stega over 60% sarah
I just say stupid
You guys don't know what I'm saying
I'm blue now
a little red but I'm good
You'll have blue soon
Yeah I'm at 174% growth rate
How you shit?
Yeah I'm so good
So was this water safe or am I about to die?
Yeah I'm hard-sided twice
and he drinks
one time
Yeah I'm hard-sided twice
Watch his mother fucker spawn
while I'm getting water
he just logs in I hear another big oh he's in the wire
what's the lyrics to this one?
she got first note
wait what the song changed?
that was another jmr song though
or jmr or something
yeah that didn't sound like a big one
what the fuck are you
I didn't hear shit I forgot I had the game turned down because of the fucking ring
oh shit
you're a guy you're winning toads
and which direction I'm gonna go get him you guys are on some mean patches you
think
maybe
it's pretty far away it's kinda worth going to them
but I didn't want him
well this this place sucks are we going south again
rest room
oh sir and it's dead
actually I'm like maybe everyone's prepping start roaming like this
I
She's tough cuz you have huge recovery times and you miss a headbutt
You know dill's applause
I have heard about that yeah, I've heard those eats
It's good reminders of the house. Yeah, I played it. Yeah
All right, something with our diet is close by head you have to go left though
Yeah, fuck that
Man, I missed the grown-up stamina
Yeah, you see me up here just fucking slamming along
Yeah
I'm only I'm only at like fucking 20% missing
I'm out of five percent right now. I'm like almost 40 percent down
I'm walking walking
Oh
Son just jumped down some jumped out behind you
So fuck the car over there
Watch out. Oh, I'm fine. He's biting you son of a bitch. Yeah, I'm sorry, but I died wait. Yeah, he's dead
He's dead. He jumped all the time. He's just
He jumped all the down there I seem big like us
You think you have that fucking scared he didn't even press his right click things new
No on our diet
And it gives s
Right down over there to your left down there one more layer and then to your right
Just try to move into moving, dad.
All right, kids, come back after dark.
Man, this dude's yeeted all the way down here.
Yeah, he fucked up.
Yeah, he went crazy and just held fucking
sprint off that ledge.
And I saw one of them was jumping.
I was like, either he's got that stamp perk
or he dead in my logo.
He sure did die.
He flew from up high.
Where did that guy come from?
I think that guy was a troll, bro.
Why would he jump on top of us like that?
He was waiting for us.
He's a stream sniper.
He was just fucking off.
I don't know if he expected it.
He just kind of...
Come on dude, he was waiting for us to walk by, jump down, let us follow him,
either he wanted us all to follow him off a fucking ledge, or he was like,
I'm just gonna let them kill me.
Did Mike Blaine hit you?
Um, no.
I'm fine.
He's an idiot, and he did what we all have done once, and...
Never done that.
I
Happened to me earlier wasn't even that far. It's like there's certain edges that you know that
I've seen a car on a land on his face in front foot the death
Oh
Fucking bright-ass red dino just popped in the middle of everything. What the fuck is this?
We're not here to be friends with anybody we kill our own kind
Don't kill me if we're killing dillas remember that
Well server got popped off say we're good by the way, but I find peeps
It could be a whole different set of people to be to be fair
There could be a gator in here there was earlier
That's where we got double killed. Yeah, go to the safe woods find. I'm sure you're fine
I was grabbing gastro some rafters nearby
Say I probably don't need to eat much anymore or need gastro. What the fuck a little bird
That was probably bunny
It's too bunny
What the hell
Mock a raw time
It doesn't do anything it was buddy
Yeah, Tim ax on my side again fuck you on it fuck. No, no that doesn't unite us. Okay, you still haven't even thanked me for the effort
I put in sorry buddy. I'm sorry. I didn't listen. Listen. Listen. I thank you
Guys on me right now
I'll see him, I see him, I see him.
I'm fine?
Any shit?
Oh, that's a strike.
Oh, I forgot the tail, I forgot the tail.
You know, he's blue still, he's purple.
Sending, sending dudes.
Yep, sending mine too.
Send a mine to me.
This guy's getting me.
He's beautiful.
Fucking bit my ears.
Well, he's dipping.
He's getting shit.
Our dillos are working.
Our clones.
He's hurting, guys, very hurt.
Oh, it's not that, I thought.
Premature, premature.
I'm going for that.
I'm going for premature celebrations.
He's pretty blind.
He's very blind right now,
so he doesn't know where the fuck he's walking.
Time it, like, be careful, you know?
Take it.
He's not doing this Taylor might be out of stamina. Oh
His bleed is
It's only got me on yellow right now. I've been a man charge. I'm spanning. I don't know. He dropped
But where'd he go? I'm awesome. He's over. I hit Q if you I just sent a
Dad. Oh, he's dead. Nice. Good fucking shit, dude.
Fucking imagine I could have one of my fucking clones are running at him
Right motherfucker
That was a fun little kill our first 10 okay, I'm for me at least on this guy
That dude probably just
Was a full ground I think to
I'm pretty sure he's out of stamina because he stopped tail swinging can only swipe forward
Yeah, me on a good bleed. I don't know. I think you guys blood. I think I took half damage from us
I'm half bleed right now for one organ has me fucking so full
Bro one point. He was smashing us with that tail, bro. I'm pretty sure that thing takes a decent last day
I'm right
It couldn't be that easy to throw out there.
Does it take to stab this bleed?
I need that food, don't eat it all.
Anarchy, you know, is that the person that, um, uh, baby doing?
All right, he'll pick up.
Ratchet scare me man, you scare me man, you scare me man.
So here's a little news about food.
If you hover your food, if you are 99% or below,
you can take another bite of food for like healing purposes if you want.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, I just wait till it stops boiling.
There's a spamming gastro-
98% stomach now, taking a bite.
Yeah, Tanners are juicy though, man. They got fucking lots of meat.
I wonder if you get the same amount of heal if you take a piece?
That's fine, Joe.
I think they're eating it all, huh?
I think it's the same.
Where's the gastro?
At the pond, I'm at the pond.
Oh, you get a different mutation for that flashing stomach thing.
You killed guys, it was a little messy.
I'm just letting me know that I'm getting close to throwing up
Let's just get down to 99. I can take another bite for gastro
Just kind of min-maxing my heel a little bit. I'm not green yet. I just hit green some 80% nice
Oh, that was a W fight. That was fun. I know like it was probably scary. She's scary shit for him
There was a lot of us, but yeah
They're fucking scary from
Even two of you can really make things pretty confusing for him if you're actually sending clones
I couldn't tell if they're actually sending or not. I felt like he was swinging at some of them at the beginning
And then I wasn't sure at the end
So you think I should do do extra damage on a bleeding target or the
Thing to do
I always forget we do damage way more damage than I do
How do you like how do you know that? Where does it say that? It's just I know Laura, bro
Just guys just gonna know
She get educated or what?
Don't eat that so scaly
What up, dude go hey, Chote it looks good what you got over there
The heart that I pulled out a while ago just a month and the same thing
Looks pretty good
We said the head south with the road we take a
Right
just if you got lost in where we were oh shit where did you just run off
there's getting one call to pick just south run south
south of the road take a right let's see go fuck is that someone else I think
so south of the road take a right or here bore we're at the we're at the
lake again mother oops he the bore honey you're such a dumb ass you know
that right stop fake eating shit you fuck cuz I just killed the fucking day
what do you mean why am I staring at you eat it Joseph there's a crock here I'll
give a shit fuck that car what you gonna test your water theory there's a
crocodile gonna beat up on it he's either eating my food or fake eating
my food this is crazy this one I got a right fucking handsome remember what the
the fuck this thing is now god damn it
at least stayed at the fucking thing
sorry i'm trying to heal us
oh did i just go bunny
was it another bird?
i didn't know it was a bird i thought it was a
ahhh
i thought it was a Trudon
i thought it was a Trudon eating my shit
oh it's on her it's on her
oh we in there
get fuck little bird bitch
Yeah, you can have a rest.
So it's gonna take a while for him.
Ha ha ha.
Aiden, what's that, Aiden?
They wanted to put her on the fucking long journey again.
Dude, huh?
That's not that bad.
You just go up and wait, auto pilots.
That costs a map in, like, five minutes.
How the fuck can you do that?
You're bored.
All right, Dino, bitch.
I see it.
I see it bored.
Let's see if you let me drink.
Kirk's trying to send a clone at him in the water.
Just tell me if you see it.
Because if I don't.
I'm trying, man.
See, he doesn't even want that smoke.
You might have not logged back in.
Yeah, you might have went to bed.
Oh, this is from earlier, you're talking?
Yeah.
It's really near where they're in one of these bushes
and we're going to end up dying to them.
All right.
I see something creeping up on us, OK?
Nobody move.
Nobody fucking move.
Come on.
Just get ready.
Oh, shit.
Is that you?
What the fuck, man?
You're just so far off. I thought so. I thought you were a raptor. I was getting killed. I killed a boy. He gets hungry. It's fucking bore over there. You want it?
I'm sorry, Timmy. I'm sorry. You're good. He's just a little ankle-biter.
What? Come on, bro. I put my protein in a bite.
I'm sorry I should have asked to be fair I did you know I should have called for a prone or a jump check
Shut the I hate this guy. You guys hate this guy. I hate this guy
Yeah, no, don't don't don't be sending hate towards you. I'm here to help you. I want you to do better
Pillar you got to make sure you're under Avrema
Right-click your game on steam go to properties go to betas
Go to the drop-down switch it to the Avrema game
Let that load open that look for service
My speed is 51 miles per hour 52 miles per hour. Yeah, I got you pillar. Good luck, Billy
What the fuck are we sitting here?
This is prime time. It's nighttime guys. We gotta fucking go work to do.
Doctor Evil.
Is there a game you guys playing?
I think full.
Jamma. Me too dude.
Alright, where are we heading next brothers?
To take over the world.
I don't know what the fucking bugs me out. I'm trying to be quick with that.
We're gonna get shit on by a group of serres. I'll tell you that right now if we played everything last one.
I'm not getting shit on.
yeah you will. Joseph you didn't have me in the last fight remember that. Oh thank god.
Thought I didn't get bit that much. Listen you know that damn well.
You know damn well. That's one deer right there for you guys. I left it I'm going for the
though. I'm already full. Can I carry this here? God damn it. I'm gonna get by to this
deer. Wait, actually I should be able to eat that deer to heal. You guys run off when you
drill. Does this dude run down the road? I'm in one of those. I see you guys. No, I'm
trying. I gotta pay attention when you guys run off. Who you biting at, huh? The air.
car get pre-bite to air then be caught lacking okay but someone's to the right
that's a hair all right listen who's taking point and getting us to South
Plains South Plains see that big right you know the big my my indicator to go
from South Plains to here is that big tall rock you see that rock to the
right of us like that can we go to the right of that don't follow me if you
what you need. Yeah. Go to the right of that, go to the beach. Well, well, I think you go
either way. Okay, sure. Let's go. You can go left here. Oh, shit. I mean, Sam.
Hey, you guys did this to me. I lost him. Straight ahead. Straight ahead. He's sad.
He needs to stay up. Fuck man, I fucked up guys. You know, can the seven Dillos kill
one fifty percent stago
let's say six dillo's can six dillo's kill one fifty percent stago
can you get hits on a stago with the dillo
without getting hit if you get the right angle and timing
the long body
means that you try to bait his attacks and then people go in
if we find the windy road that's the way down
you cannot do it in my opinion
The carno is shafted on movement terribly bad
And like I get why because they're they're a right-click headbutt guy, but I feel like they should I feel like
I feel like their movement
While holding right click should be fucking absolutely terrible and fast and they should be kind of normal speed and
Normal movement with their normal
Left clicks I hit you on it. No, almost. Are you ready? I was just
somebody
Oh
It's all players feel anything to kill anything like I said show me a video
Recently of a car no beating a dibble either one-on-one or two-on-one. I'll take or
Astego obviously more than one-on-one
Like I don't know where these exist
I haven't seen anything everything on the YouTube is two years ago because the car no was different
They had good movement then they could fight also. I think stago was worse than as well
They didn't have the overhead swing
Framing Framing I
Will kill it. I will kill your your stago
Where's the way out
Go in I'm baiting on it. I'm dead. I'm getting pulled
So I'm touching my leg
I
Watch for a crock and bushes. This is the favorite place to do it. I'm JK, but it makes it scary
Shadow jutsu everybody we see
I don't think everybody was
going for time. Is everyone fast as lightning?
I always shout out back to them like they're far from my point.
No I just kind of enjoy it. I don't really need to put an underwear on to kick around and stuff.
Okay. Yeah.
Yeah, it's the motion.
Shallow and soccer, kung fu muscle.
Those are my shits, those are my shits.
What about the cookbook?
Are you guys just following the river?
Kind of. We're in the South Plains deep in this bitch.
We're about to be in that mud area soon.
Looking for, you know, little Sarahs running around.
They can be there safe.
Checking the mud.
Ain't shit there.
Here a rock not seeing anything there for now my stamina started to take onto 200 yet
It's hard to see you guys here because the fucking fogging shirt. Yeah, it's just a little bit crazy free cool
Looking for the bad guys this type of weather benefits us
Also, it's nighttime our poisons are hefty ever fast
I hear I hear Sarah's calling from South Southwest
From the other side of the river are they
Can you hear them call?
Or one of them?
Yeah
They follow that
When it comes to seraphites we want to be pretty careful
It's not going to be as on as that
Yeah we got to go, I think body shot poisons are probably better
Because Sarah hits in the head
Yeah, yeah, I agree. I think
here. This is our, this is our
bottom right here. Night rain.
Night rain. We can really cross
the damage here if we get
together right now and chase
these cornows and Sarah. So, I
did the experiments and Sarah
is I think are fighting right
now. One third party though.
Yes, I guess I do.
I want to give a kill on this.
I guess, let's do it.
Heck, yes, I do.
Why you making fun of me, bro?
Oh, man.
OK.
It's happening right here.
What's going on?
Where are they?
I don't know.
I get the calls out to where you're going.
We're trodding home in there.
Yeah, there's someone on you guys already.
Wait, it's our boy.
It's our boy.
Sorry.
I love somebody.
I'm not very big, so I can't get too crazy.
He's running over this way.
I'm talking.
That's fine.
I see it, something's doing a thing.
I see it, can you get by that guy or you want to wait?
Up to you.
He's getting fucking crazy down here.
Yeah, I'm going to gas up.
Is this just one car now?
On me, on me, on me.
I took some hits and I got him purple.
He's trying to run, he can't see.
We got the 10-0.
He'll burn his stamina if he keeps shucking like this.
I'm low, I'm low stamina, but I'm here.
That's where the right one should be right here.
You guys are alone over there, okay?
Me and Hunter chasing up this, uh...
I'm holding right side.
He fucked me up, dude.
He stayed, he stayed.
There's two of them.
There's two fucking Saras.
We're kiting.
You gotta go back to them.
You gotta get back to them.
You get the blurs, Sam here.
KG's got major heat.
We're coming back to you now.
I'm blowing Sam and I'm blowing Sam.
My Carnot ran right by us.
He does not have major heat.
Yeah, yeah, two. That Carnot just distracts them.
Yeah, it's here.
I need to get my skin back
Yeah, I'm yellow I got cranks a little bit
There's one all click fucking I think he was full ground that chat I'm not I'm fighting not full ground like I am full ground like a dummy
I gotta be more careful let my teammates do more because they're big
You saw if you can't send them and you see purple you just have to hit it one more time yourself then you can start sending
I'm not sure exactly how it works, but I opened up with certain
Boys on that guy, but I got cranked by an altar attack probably about 70% health enough
I'm not full grown so I don't want to necessarily go in there and get bitten by a yellow that's what we don't take them out of the body.
He's moving towards me, he's moving towards me.
for a bite on her, if I can.
Sending, sending.
I bit this guy three times.
He's also purple now.
Go for the small one, if you can.
Holy him.
I got the other guy chasing me.
Just keep him on a leash.
Just so you know.
I'm gonna go to that body real quick
to make the heal him and go in.
Why is my stomach hurting?
Yeah, that's a good idea.
Is this rotten?
No.
I threw it too often.
You threw each other, I think.
I'm gonna step out and get blood.
I'm gonna step out and get blood.
You guys keep him distracted or no?
I
Chasing on it. We need to work together here
Someone's on shoddy honor the shoddy need to work together
I got no pressure.
Yeah, I got to sit. Sorry.
I'm red bleeding.
The sars are tough.
Once the bleed is cleared, I can come back in.
Everybody can't see us from far away, a certain distance.
They're blind.
They're both blind?
Yeah.
I got hit twice.
I'm in a lot of trouble, so I got back in.
I'm red. I'm red. I'm blind. I'm blind.
both cranks me she ain't I didn't play that I don't feel like that I got the
baby sir in the head it's not really a bush to hide in it all you how many
some red one hit what the fuck it did come in a random bush they're gonna
to get HP off that body by the way. I'm not sure what to think about that. We're not,
we're definitely not using incredible teamwork or we're doing okay. Yeah sure,
I'm not full gun either. They do damage. Yeah they're just like, they can tank a few
heads and do a lot of damage and we're kind of a packing crew. Crouch and heal and you can send
your clones at the same time. Instead of like sleep instead of H press crouch and then send
your right clicks. Think so? I don't know. Maybe not. This thing tried to attack me here.
I'm chasing it down. Oh wait, fuck. I think it's one of my own
You scared me so I killed him. That was one of you, was it?
Is somebody dying? Do you want me to die? Is that a car now?
I don't know if this is a car now. Is this a car now?
That's a car now, chat says. Okay, I'll get some heels off of this.
Eat this, Jody. Eat some, Jody.
I can't look like them.
OK, shit.
I'm going to take a bite.
And it's all taken care of.
I've got a free hit on the little guy.
Wait no, I've got a hitty.
I'm orange though, but that was crazy how much we can delay
someone like this though just by having them poisoned up.
I'm like blunting again.
Yo, are Dibble on the fucking hill behind them?
This guy's no longer poison purple
It's they're all personal, but I mean yeah, if you feel like you got the last one, it's like a little one's still purple that
Be some gas for over here
The guy just chasing me down bro all by himself
That's how I'm going
I'm not trying to fight Max, you're just trying to pull him off.
He's off.
I'm orange, he's down on this end.
I'm orange as well but I'm still on small, I'm not sticking anymore to him.
I'm over here too.
I'm gonna get him.
Fucking hell.
It's really hard to move up on the Sara with a crew like this.
Yeah, two of them are pretty tough.
I mean, one, I think we would have a better chance, but who would believe in that little one?
It's hard.
That little one's almost dead.
I didn't hit them all.
Okay, 50% share is so good work.
I'll say 50% are active ball.
Yeah, and they can just fucking pull him all the time.
But their bleeds are what's going to get them if anything.
Okay.
Poison's off of both of them.
Poison's off of both of them.
They're going to be looking around.
They're coming back to the body.
All right.
It's not night time anymore.
All right, so nights on anymore
Yes, maybe even harder. What's the night time? I think
Yeah, I don't know does it seem like the clones are working you guys are now they don't do damage what they do distract
I
Just got harder for us
We're not all full grown all right the dibble still up on the fucking you see him over there south two dibbles
Just we're lucky they're not trying to fight brother looks like maybe even three dibbles. That's a gator
maybe right down below him
he's right in front of your car
alright I'm taking the water in the back of the car
alright just ten of them
we're not even fully reset here bro
it's not always going to snow
watch this guys
don't use sight of them
just keep your breath to those other
you're getting water right now
what are you living?
I was getting stuck on them
I'm orange
didn't need to even know
Alright, trying them once. He's a little blind.
That's good. Maybe Gator will be in the water cycle?
He hit me there?
He's going to the water, he's going to the water, you know, ready?
Oh, wait, let's just, let's just, let's just...
We're gonna get fucking Yoyk.
Okay, so those tanks are just gonna fuck you up.
Get stunned there, brother.
I thought the trunks might grab you.
And I just tamed a croc.
I want this croc to fucking Yoyk him so bad. That'd be so funny.
Don't do your one noise over the fuck is doing that by the way
Do not use your one we let the fucking stairs over at we die
I don't think he knows is either
I'm making moments to make it look like
He's picked up about it
I distract them didn't work
Come on what no oh my god, oh my fucking god
Literally fucking played that to make that work
No crocodile guys are the biggest dummies in the world
I
It's crazy
We're sitting there like man get them get them get them just goes right next to him protects them like a stago
stupid shit
He was handling himself just fine to you. Fuck you need your friend for now. He's getting ballsy again and run it up on us
Watch out
Yeah, man hit him in the head with that he's hurting with that
I'm dead
Oh, I feel like I can only move in and out with the Sarah really good
Let's get stuck on their bodies with these fast characters
I know what you mean. Sometimes you get hung up
I honestly think it's just a decent thing to like when it happens sometimes
Yeah, there's like a real collision there, but like sometimes
You know, it's kind of shit. I was playing kind of aggressive there
I got kind of an in-patient to be honest. I don't want to fight this. He's just gonna run in the water a moment. Yeah
All he does is when I got him purple
I got a bite. I got him jitchy
07 me
You got a fucking pussy, bro. Yeah
Oh
I should have them raise me to murder them. Oh my god
Fucking shit that was so cringy though the fucking crock. We had such pressure on them there
The fucking Avengers music starts playing
This fucking guy's is a highlight of this fucking month
Why you guys are doing that it was empty on the water so I went to get water quick and a fucking hair jump
So I had to be out of fight the entire time. Yeah, that sucks.
Cock sucker.
What's up playing Dillow, man?
I mean, yeah, it's it's fun. Like,
I'm a UAV. Kind of a cringe fight, you know.
That's all. Can't control that.
Yeah, I feel that.
Let's go, Dibbies.
Shut up.
Shut up.
Hey, it's not my fault you're enjoying it.
Nice and shame.
That's what you think.
I have the West Rail access spawn over here.
If you guys are close.
I'm still alive.
I'm going to send it at them when I can.
Nice.
I'm sending it at them.
That's one thing I hate, dude, to having to wait for my stomach to go down to fucking
eat the heel.
That's that.
Ain't nothing better than Sarah, man.
That's all I'm saying, unless you play the Divi or the Stego, I guess.
Aki's all right.
You don't do as much damage as you want.
You just break their legs.
Yeah, we definitely smoked that during our Sarah.
I think I said the it's the big difference between Sarah and the other dinos that are the its size and my opinion
Just comes straight up down to its movement. It's just way cleaner
It's way cleaner in and out so without getting hit these guys like I find myself getting stuck on bodies and not being able to get
Out clean it's really weird
Yeah, the fucking hitboxes are so weird too like you feel like you're so far out of it
and this is like it's just decent brown I want to say it has two times the weight it has two times the
damage it might be a little bit slower but it's just maneuvering makes up for that right it's like
yeah they could just fucking turn it like turn on you like super quick it makes a big difference
being able to hit something and not get hit in return I find it hard to do that
on
Karno and Dillo so far when it comes to fighting the bigger guys
Even when we fought the Sarah's I couldn't really get hits on them without
exchanging hits with them
Was there Gator and West Rail access?
We drank there today. There's the same problem. They were there earlier. Yeah
We drank there when the sir, you know reset. Yeah, but we did right. Yeah, we did that before
I just saw another try to play around that sucks for sure.
Holy shit dude you guys died and scored a higher level shoot up.
When it comes to the movement.
Yeah that would never happen.
Those would do really good against Karnos.
Karnos seem to be like the one of the better fights you get.
Yeah dude I've smoked Karnos with Delos it's fun.
There's still a lot of fights on it too that were pretty good.
Against Raptors.
That was when I was a hunter though.
I'm fucking up to Raptors right now. They thought they were cool.
Yeah, we're ready?
Yeah, well, I mean, I'm still the same character.
Oh yeah.
Two Saras at the sanctuary.
Why can't I attack them more?
They're fucking big ass motherfuckers out of the dead.
Sonny, why are you trying to tell me all these things I already know, brother?
Stop trying to give me info, please.
I'm 300 hours in.
I know what the fuck there is to know at this point. Please.
Why do you think I'm running head deep into their stupid fucking like whole torso instead of go for toes?
I understand that.
I'm gonna die. This fucking thing is full grown.
Actually, I think this is a dude we were fighting.
This dude's all fucked up.
Your character just lacks the turn radius to be able to get in, hit, and get out without exchanging.
It's not my favorite.
Join SKGU.
Now that I'm playing like other dinos, it's really like
Put it in perspective just how off-balance
Diablo source bro egging it in
Same server to
Yeah
Who's ever been at this one
I'm gonna play
And their colors are ass
I don't know if I can do another run, bros, I'm dead.
Big-ass Croc Highlands.
Oh, chat.
I really think this game is just...
League of Legends has more balance than those shit brothers.
Ugh.
I don't know.
I just...
I think the lacking movement on these other guys is crazy horrible.
I don't understand why that's just a Sarah thing.
This game really is just kind of like the definition of kind of like, you know, you can beat essentially
the game lets you beat.
I don't know how outside of those boundaries you can go maybe a little bit because every
diamond is meant to have different hunting styles.
I mean if the hunting style on the Sarah is hit but don't get hit and every other
hunting style for everyone else to have the movement of full commit can't even really hit
without getting hit. It's kind of stupid I think. Didn't know evolution had balance.
I mean I didn't know cars can jump off fucking freeway ramps but GTA has them. You know
what I'm saying? Like what the fuck are you talking about? I didn't know dinosaurs
had exact fucking locations either. Like fucking longitude and latitude. I didn't know
that either I love like the perfect of excuse of game shit balance it's just how it was back in
the dino days dude so deal with it it's just gotta be the dumbest thing I've ever heard Kevin who
you fucking talking to you this guy here that I don't know if he knows how to play yet
look you gotta keep gastro in here and then he said I have gastro mutation
I'm gonna get my 1v1 back by the way. You killed my patchy before I had a chance.
Come here, Eden. He just told you he was 35%.
Are you 35%?
Um, I am 39%.
He's not 35 though. You don't get sucky mutation until 40 here I think.
should a copy be able to 1v1 a rex I mean at some point in time how much I
mean I wouldn't even have one I wouldn't have whatever the fuck the copy is I
wouldn't even have trodoons or the stupid fucking birds I'd have like
probably a certain scale dinos only in the game so that everything can be fairly
competitive pvp was
is what i would do
who doesn't green
i went to play patchy instead so
can't get rid of the birds
i'm you a b
trotrodoom trotro whatever the trudons birds
fucking stupid squirrels
both omnivores
taking service lots
so they can go blind opponents and run into a
You know and do a fucking
Do a bush
True dons I've been playing the game for three hours. I've never ran into more than two true dons at the time
They're literally just there to troll. You know man
So yeah, I think like certain dinosaur matchups should at least make sense
Access that's where I'm at, but I'm in the water under the dam
You can probably look down and see me. What the hell are you doing down there?
I
This isn't supposed to be comp e-sports bro, you're right dude a game not being balanced makes it
Not comp e-sports, so it's perfect. We should avoid balance for that very reason
You'll never convince me in a million years that people want to play unbalanced trash. I
I don't get that
Just because dino lore, you know I'm saying
Like shit, you're right man that guy should be killing me. He's a huge dinosaur. You're right
I'm sure gamers are saying that all the time when they get cranked best day goes
You know, that's fucking mental how hard I do that's a fucking baby sage. I'm gonna catch me
It's weight classes. How do you not comprehend that my question is how do you do weight classes on a hundred pop servers on a map?
That already has a problem with a hundred pop so now we're throwing weight classes in there
So now all the little dinos can't kill stegos. They can't kill t-rex is right. They can't kill sources
They can't kill tracks. Okay, so now you got 40% of the server rolling around with those motherfuckers, right?
You got other 60% of the server rolling around but 60% of that server can't kill certain other characters, too, right?
So it's like only certain matchups week. He's very careful. But like how do you know that he does not get a smile and wave at 40% of the server?
Being generous probably
That's why it doesn't make any fucking sense in a hundred man server
Be honest with you. See game sucks, bro. Be honest with you
especially after playing Dillo and and
And Carnot game is really really sucks
It's a semi-realistic survival game, huh?
Maybe it's a semi-realistic, like, dino walking simulator.
I feel like if the kinds of damage they'd be, I'll give you that.
For a middle ball, but, like, because that's, like, range-free damage, right?
Like, you already put the chance in there?
Yeah.
I don't know if that's meant to be not damaging,
but that's a huge reason why I think they're so difficult.
No, see, that's the problem with the game, okay?
What you just said.
It's not that the small guys can't kill the bigger guys. No. Yes. Yes, it is
They absolutely can no no, they can't
Certain matchups simply don't work
Okay, let me know when you can fight a Dibble
With a Carno
Okay
Let me know when you can fight a stago with the Carno or a dillo
In fact barely even a Sarah the against good say goes they will never let you through without getting cranked for some damage
If not that
It's just like a small guy fighting a big man in real life
The small guy needs to have more skill and technique it can be overcome. See that's the problem. It really can't
See if it could be right I would enjoy it more if there's
opportunities to take down big guys but literally some of the carnivores besides
maybe Sarah who's slow and that makes them get cranked even worse they have the
worst movements they literally can't fight certain types of dinos period
doesn't matter how you spin it that's what's stupid about the game in my
opinion so you're saying it's one way and I'm telling you that's not
correct it's that the little dinos have to overcome no no no that's not
true they can't because that if they did that would be called balance right
dude dillo's and carnos have the worst movement I've ever seen there's no way
they're moving in on a stago or on a dibble on a tenno on a fucking Maya and
going in giving damage without taking it in return ain't no shot raptors sure no
shit raptors they literally run up and grapple right we know shit raptors can
do a little bit more raptors are they've got to be the most tedious class stamina wise
in the game too right bro and there's always something it's always something
in that one next five minutes just tell us now good job chris yes i had a high dose intense
healing yeah got it dude another guy who says it's not a pvp game got it brother it's not
a pvp game you stay in the eastern plains sticking your fucking bush like you normally
play the game brother okay I'm really contributing to the fucking slot you have we appreciate you
thank you so fucking much for sitting in the eastern plague lands eastern plague lands the eastern
plains sitting in a fucking bush brother to be fair I'm doing the same thing but it's cost
because I'm talking which is exactly what you would be do listen listen this is what 90% of the
players will be doing while they're growing another reason it's kind of like I mean I mean
should have a 20% should the crop that the South lanes croc that white one is
dying yeah yeah what he's flying around oh you maybe what the fuck killed him
stega oh what kills crocs another croc maybe I don't know oh yeah maybe the
Dibbles, yeah
Maybe uh
Yeah, there was a there's a war between the Dibbles and the Saras right now. Oh shit
Five Saras oh god
Sorry, you can't kill me with the moves brother man. Give me a break. You guys are like
You guys are saying this like it's like within my hands. It's it is
It's mechanically coded into the game to be like that. It's not like I can make my dino move more
agile fuck how the game works is you go in and trade each other and sometimes you
can get a tax off without getting hit however if your movement is limited by
the dino heavily especially on like on like dime turns in close quarter combat
you're not gonna be able to trade without getting hit back like it's not
like I promise you it's not some skill issue or anything bro you know you it's
It's not like it's a dino game.
It's not like some crazy reflex,
fucking mechanically heavy craziness.
It's like you are at the mercy of what they have coded.
You know what I'm saying?
And unfortunately, Dillo and Karno have terrible movement.
So hitting without getting hit is difficult
against bigger guys.
That's what he gets.
It's terrible.
So tell me how and find a video like where where are the the Carnos beating
Divils and 1v1s or 2v1s where the Carnos getting all these stago kills you know
with it before a year ago or before two years ago you know because that's when
they were doing it before they got nerfed no mr. Gray is not doing that
dear they got a bore right now mr. Gray is doing it against listen I'll say
that's probably more than likely not incredible fucking stagos and if they
are he's taking for sure upwards of an hour of getting any killed along which
is insane that he'd even get hits in general he's a great Sarah but that's
not what I'm bringing up Sarah's can fight almost anything outside of stagos
and dibbles for the most part but that's not the same for everybody else
Yeah, that's right
Try fighting a 10-0 without being able to move in and out of the tail swing like a kid like a like a
What's it called can you know I'm saying like a state?
Sorry a
Sarah can Sarah's movement to be able to get in and out be able to kind of
You know I'm saying not the water is there so you can hit without getting hit. It's a little bit of a skill
I said I'm at the gastro we'll just say kind of like showcases a little bit of fucking
yeah diversity in combat at the very least while while Dillo and Karnaugh is like the
most straightforward can't even they don't even have the movement to hit and get out
without getting hit now on the bigger guys now they like obviously on the car no you
you can do like your right click, hit the tail, and kind of swoop by without getting
traded.
But for the most part, especially when you don't have the charge, which you can't, because
you fucking run into them and get knocked on the ground if they're bigger than you.
So you have to rely on your left click, which you don't have the movement on the
dime type of moving that the Sarah does to be able to get a hit and get out, even
when they're off guard sometimes.
character simply has such a small arch that when you hit him and try to arch out you're
still well within range to get traded. So it's just like complete nutsack balance in
my opinion to be honest. How else do you explain that?
I that's where I've seen like eight sea turtles spawn clumped together the goddamn bridge
I had to swim across every time
Because they were like stuff on the bridge
So I was like fuck it. I'm just gonna swim from the beach the other side
Straight up some dinos have a lot of mechanics and development others seem very minimally developed with options slash mechanics
and it's pooped up dude. I don't mind the simplicity of dinos, but I feel like why is the movement
impaired on Carnot and Dibble when it should be more like just damage differences, right?
If it's going to be straight line speed difference, then you just, you just, you just balance
that with the damage difference why is it a movement like like like on like point
moving spots it just doesn't make sense why does the Sarah develop so well as to
be able to like utilize him like you want to you move him like you want to
you can hit you can move you can turn and and your guy will maintain some
speed. Why the fuck do these other dinos get shit on so hard?
Actually, I'm chasing a deer right now too.
Dude, game sucks. That's why. I mean, really.
Game sucks.
Bro, how can Sarah's arch be like this, right?
And then the arch of the dillo and the cardo be like this.
You know what I'm saying?
That's how they turn when they try to hit somebody and get out.
And that's the fucking, you can damn near 180 with the Sarah.
You could dandy or run in bite and like turn like this and get the fuck out of there, bro
Try that on a fucking on a dillo or a carno. It's like their arch is so tiny
There's no way and it's like why have it like that?
Why wouldn't you just be the difference in speed be damage? Why is it like close range turning?
That makes no fucking sense
Why does he need me?
Oh, I said come back here friend
You literally can't hit without getting hit on some of these fucking carnivores meanwhile all the herbivores are crazy
What the fuck I know that Sarah's are the best and it's like I shouldn't be talking like that on Sarah's are dope
I don't have any complaints about Sarah's playstyle. I think it's dope as fuck
Do I not like them against Divils and Stegos? Sure. I think everybody against Dibble and Stegos a joke personally
But really a big giant joke on on on Dillow and Carno a giant joke
When you get on Carno and the first thing someone tells you is oh, bro
You're gonna love this character, but you can't fight any herbivores. It's just like that immediately is a turnoff to the character
It's like really?
I'm gonna get the fight like half the server
Like how do you how do you guys not feel like that?
Why would you sacrifice close range movement instead of just mitigating instead of just countering it with damage differences and
Speeddifficuses
I know I don't understand it
I was like, I have gastro
No, yeah, you just logging on Carnot to fight Saras and dillos. That's pretty much what it is
Those are your main
Fights, right? It's like this herbivores off the table. They smile and wave at all of you know, maybe 10 os
with Carnos
Josephson I think I think Carnos do find against 10 os ish, I guess
To make room for skill. Where's the skill you're at the mercy of the dinosaur's capabilities?
And that is it and some of their capabilities. They don't even make sense. I
Took nocturnal is the first one his buns
No
This fucking guy. I swear to God man the bird. Yeah, Bonnie's the birth
It's fucking random
He doesn't know
What the fuck we bring a randoms for you kill the chicken there before
Can you didn't you guys say if you guys would you say it's accurate as soon as somebody goes on Carnot?
And it's their first time playing if someone says hey stay away from our voice. Would you say it's accurate?
You don't think that's accurate. Which herbivores do you fight as a carno?
patchy
stago
I mean that's they go patchy and and tenno and
And the big chicken
The galley and the dry-o you just named off a bunch of dipshit dinos that nobody plays
They're just taking up server slots with these little fucking dumb shits. They're walking around blinding people so they can
Giggle giggle their friends. I don't know what the fuck they're playing those for literally stream sniper
Dinosaurs to be honest with you patchy kind of cool Maya
Yeah, I can kind of get on board with Maya
but you're not fighting dibbles you're not fighting stegos you're not fighting
I mean shit I don't even know if you'd fight a mile bro you fight a mile with
it with a carter you're not fighting dibbles find me a video of a carno
fighting a dibble please being able to show me this
recent video you've killed loads as a duo listen there's only one strategy
that the Dibble even needs to do against you. As a Carno. You can't even right click charge him,
you have to left click him. So you actually have to move in and click him. So all he does is charge
one and get ready to alt attack the other. Even if he misses the alt attack, you can't punish him
for it. So he just charges, waits for the alt attack. Charges, waits for the alt attack.
what do you do about that mr you kill him all the time is a duo
tenek what is going on here this guy's a fucking moron who grave yeah why i thought we were i
would throw you in teaming up with random people fuck it we're anymore i guess i don't know this is
night night kids fault i mean i'm eating them right now trying to we can't eat them i know i'm
trying to bite them as well i mean i'll have more stamina than that that's very least we're
fast he's gonna be the same speed as me bigger than him now I think he's gonna
kill you I'm out here doing God's work kill the stega with a my patchy I
should I haven't even run out of salmon all day and I'm chillin I still have 90%
mine's really low I'm 90% so he should be low too I just don't want to turn on
you I was a little bit lower running I think he's probably really low after
all those fights. If he left his fuck, he stays in the groups so I can see everywhere he goes, he cannot hide.
That's true. He has that title.
He can't take the time. He's gotta be low stamp soon here.
Right him. Get him. Get him. Left him. Left him. Left him up.
Alright then, dude. Oh god. What a good one.
You killed him? You killed him?
Nice
Yeah, he probably saw me fighting him was like wait what I can't tell
friend bro come back friend so I don't understand why we what happened there now
fucking bunny landed and she's been trying to last three hours to get like
her bird over and she just landed and he just immediately I'm like this
mother fuck he's literally everything he also attacked him as soon as we got
back here after I told him like basically we're going to get my friend
that the first guy he sees tries to eat
so it's probably for the best
so then he started throwing shots
he was like oh go play roblox or something
I'm like alright
oh of course he's gonna kill me
yeah yeah
yeah I saw that
I was just going 15 doing a shoot
so I was like alright this guy
you could have told me to kill him Tim
I would have killed him for you
I don't care fuck it I feel better
I need to get my shots on him
good job good good work he does our clock at west rail of course there is he's just
having a share of himself yeah I'm drinking at the uh after thing I'm
chilling along you have eat up 60% I was just growing in
are you on the ground watch Mars Express time what's Mars Express
Mars Express
there's a something chasing me two things there's another bill
Raptors Raptor and a patchy they're trying to kill the patchy I think they're fighting them
two patches two patches it's very very dangerous right now
I'm going right now and we're getting so I got to look for the abilities
We can run down to the beach
Dude salty
That dude's definitely salty
Yeah
Talk shit then die after of course
That's how it goes
Patsy's gonna see us. He's passed. He's gonna see us
I don't actually know we're actually I have not
They're running up to us now a little bit after here
I
That's my that's my experience on the game
my experience between all the
corners I'll keep putting this up the
corners and see if I can figure out
how to play a little bit better but
their movement is very limited
I feel the coffee you know
I'm fucking full of coffee
you may be above
touch you
yeah
coast looks clear boys
I'm gonna find out what's the secret
look at that turn bro
Like a Sarah just a baby out of there baby
What
And
I'm going to get a little
triple over here. I get water
access. Run in my ass over there
again. So, I said if you go that
water that's protected in the future, lots of
super cool. This water south. Detected in the future.
Is what you're talking about. I'm going to go for the Highland
29 at 32 and dude so I shouldn't have thrown in my last guy. I'd be a hundred
gonna. Raptor here, Raptor here.
I'm gonna stand right now.
Big hits on the other people over here.
Long little faster than them, I mean.
I keep killing a whole bunch of them.
Probably attacked it dude.
He's coming at you.
It's not looking good on the radar.
Where'd he go?
which I was a patchy here at that board, he just killed it
I don't know where he is now
he'd be in a bush bea-
he's in this way though
patchy's right below me on my call
yeah, I don't know
yeah, if he gets close to you, I mean, I'll just come over and like, just run off
oh, it's on me, I'm like
oh, it's on you
is it even a raptor?
what was this attack him to do?
is this you in here?
no, I'm-
I'm in there, bro
I just killed something. Is that another Dillow?
What the fuck is that?
You might have been a dude who just came back and tried to attack him.
See Tim? Now I got smoke on me, dude.
You got smoke? Yeah.
I'm pretty sure it was the same guy.
Yeah, did you kill him again?
Yeah, good. Good. Fuck it. Yeah, hell yeah.
I'm at 72%.
He's gonna come at me with like a 15%.
Dude, that dude's fucking salty.
I told you he's salty. I do.
I do
I do it all day every day now
Oh, nice life
Oh, hell yes
I'm not a hit
He didn't know who you were, he said you watched YouTube
What, a bird guy's life? The guy who died to the bird?
I know that guy though
I know that guy
How you bringing a bull shit?
Well, I actually know that guy
What are you, my girlfriend? What the fuck is he?
What's he doing, Todd?
I still stand by and say these are legend claims
But I mean, I heard that
We both will get it
You make it worse every day, though
It's the day
Real question is
If he causes you to die because he get credit for the kill
Samus why I said if somebody
They are involved
Yeah, I never said he wasn't involved.
Caldini, yeah, you do get it.
I mean, he was...
You got an assist, you got a basket, you know what I'm saying?
Yeah, he was the catalyst of your life.
After the...
I never said he wasn't.
You know, get over here. Now this guy's one hit.
He's out of Sam.
I'm still bleeding, dude.
I'll start moving up.
I'm sure Sony's bleeding too.
Oh, fuck, he's way far away.
I killed him. I killed him.
Or do you want to get some raptor kind of scary kind of scary?
You would be a dispatch. There's a patchy camping two boars in the field
Easy claps. He's killing everything. I had fucking poison a bit a lot nicer
Raptors on the diet by the way almost got myself killed tracking him chat
That seems like the like that seems like the Sarah Carno rival right there like you'd imagine that would be on the diet
Yeah, like Sarah's on our diet like what oh wait
Full red after that fight. Holy shit that dude was I think a bigger raptor than I was
He was big he was quite large
Think he had to have been like 50%
No bullshit D man. You were just a baby
No way your guy was as big as me
It lie a little come on. He was the baby if the raptor was larger you would have been pinned
I'm not saying he was larger, but I mean like you know comparatively. I think he was more percentage
is what he's saying. He could be more percented. Oh, there's another something by us.
Just ran in front of him.
He was a lot smaller than you.
Don't worry, guys. I'm bringing you a patchy. You might be able to eat it, you might not be able to.
But you also might be able to.
How's a baby?
Are you the patchy that's killing me?
I feel like you're overreacting saying it was a baby.
No, I haven't gotten there yet.
just so happens somebody had the same idea yeah there's something over here right in front of my
bush this is not no baby raptor dude i did kill a stator a sara i've seen what a baby raptor looks
like do we get sick if we eat the raptor do you get sick if you don't eat stuff on your diet
that's not like a 15 20 percent raptor bro okay i'm gonna eat that to get some
Oh, you scared me. How big would you say this Raptors? Look at him right there. No, no, physically gigantic
40
Carno at the way percent maybe I put him at 30 40
Yeah, Chad this guy's saying he's a baby bro. Like, yeah, fucking right
We add a baby
I've never heard that collect call commercial would you like to accept a call from we out
of a eat some more.
I deleted that.
I've been saying that since I met him so far from his mind.
When I was at summer camp I'd always do fly calls and be like yo I need a ride.
Pick up please.
No, and I wouldn't even I wouldn't even fuck it
I wouldn't even let them take it. It would be free just to get the call
My other favorite commercial is that nobody ever gets nowadays is the survival commercial
When the lady drives up and he's he's hitchhiking and it's like a hot chick
And he's like she's like you need to ride and he's like yeah, are you insured and she's like yeah?
He's like my survival. She's like no
I can't take that right.
I don't understand what that says.
I don't see that one.
You've never seen that, Kevin.
No.
Oh.
What the hell, dude?
Are you insured?
Yeah.
Survival?
No.
I can't take that right.
You're in Cali, right?
Yeah, maybe it's different there.
Well, survival didn't exist here, bro.
That was a lot of experience.
Maybe that's why.
OK, that makes sense.
That must have been a local thing.
That's really fucking good.
It's a good one.
it's a it's it's an oldie but a goldie i'm sure a lot of you remember the
cali is against
but from my time
i don't remember that one but that's fucking funny
tim do you remember the week at a baby it's a boy one
yeah yeah yeah we had to be a baby it's a boy yeah
that's one of my favorites right
what was the other one you were telling me jared
you're telling me a commercial like a granny on a roller coaster or something like that
what was it
you said old lady and you say it all the time
uh... booyah grandma
booyah that one yeah that's uh... crash bandicoot commercial
crash back crash team racing commercial action he rolls up on a grandma light
did for a race and he's like booyah grandma booyah
booyah
you find these commercials bro
that's what we were selling years ago like vhs tapes with recordings on them
we're selling on ebay for two hundred bucks
because they had commercial breaks on them.
I think people that grew up in the commercials
and so they were on YouTube or something like that.
I don't know.
I don't know what that is.
Complacent of that shit.
You guys know Mentos commercials, right?
Oh, yeah.
Do-do-do-do-do.
With the Uber.
Yeah.
Let's just say, OK, you guys got those ones.
Hold on.
Jared, did you see when they did the Mentos commercial
to the Jean-Claude Van Damme movie?
No.
When he's like, bro, so somebody just put when he's
He's doing the guy that hit the last guy, the big Asian dude, right?
He's going, I've seen him.
I've seen the meme of him going back and forth with a drum set.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Now, this is from, it's from Bloodsport.
It's when he's like running from Forrest Whitaker and the other guy and he's like
jumping all these boats.
It's the same movie, but he's like jumping from boat to boat and keeps looking back
at him and smiling and then running from when he's got this big smile on his face
and then they put the Mentos music to it.
No, I've seen it.
That one is good.
Yeah, that's a good one.
It took me a while.
I was like, wait a minute.
Dude, there are a lot of spoofs on that as well.
Mentos commercial, yeah, yeah.
That was just one of my favorite ones just because the stupid look on his face the whole time
he was running from them.
It's perfect for a Mentos.
I'm gonna starve.
Fresh gums better.
I'm gonna starve.
I heard a goat and I can't find it.
I'm gonna starve.
Oh, no bore. Oh, no, that's not good
Tim I've stress tested this before what percentage right
Fucking I've I'd after that death
Restarted and finally from my first deer. So I've been
and
Yeah, we're at 20
Let's head back in. Okay. Yeah 18% you can barely kill a bore
Kining in ship
Yeah, I found a deer. It was even better. Okay cool cool like 22%
I'd say you could probably fuck a bore up if you got decent. Oh
The bore you got to get like two hits on him. So he turns around runs away and such like a deer down here
Do you see your oh dear?
Just ran into Bambi. Oh, it's a deer
Uh, we can eat rabbit too, right?
Rabbit's the- or is it chicken?
Uh, it's not chicken, uh...
So one of the smaller ones is on our diet.
I'm gonna kill a couple deer here.
Yeah, I got a lot of deer here.
Well, let me see. It is chicken on the diet.
Is it? I guess that's karma, wasn't it?
You said Dillo's crazy.
There's a Dillo walking around, I don't know.
Dillo can be kinda crazy.
Just because it has you can get the full diet you can grow faster basically you need the full diet from a guy
Almost green think I probably like 70% say anything. I might be the guy
He's too big he's too big
I'm full right now, but I'm 10% water. So I need to go
I'll figure you
Yeah, yeah, Dylan's abilities really good, but it's bugged right now
But even getting that ability on that is so dangerous because you literally just have over than something small some amount of arc
Such a weird concept
Let me keep the speed
Lower damage. Keep some fucking
Closer it's turning get rid of the clunkiness in
Like this clunky turn you try to kill me
I just you know, I might be hunting. I might I might be in here. What does that mean? Like that? No, but I'm hunting
You know, I'm hunting things around you
This is that guy. I might have I might have killed some deer and deer didn't exist with these dinosaurs by the way
since the law so important and these motherfuckers dear didn't even exist bro
so I don't want to hear it guys right yeah fix all the changes humans that
exist when they're alive but they're here too true this isn't technically
prehistoric time this is Jurassic Park 2029 all this metal like 25th
I'm going to go back to that.
25th.
Yeah.
25th.
25th.
25th.
25th.
25th.
25th.
25th.
25th.
25th.
25th.
I'm gonna say yeah that sounds right 40 years in the future because I wouldn't be like some weird number.
I think that's 30 years.
Not 30, my math stupid. Am I stupid?
Yeah, 30 years.
What's up there, Tim-A?
What the fuck, man?
Yeah, I didn't snipe you either. I was just coming this way.
What did you survive?
What's your plan? And how'd you know the fuck it was him?
Yeah, how'd you know it was me?
You're eating deer bitch, and you're eating deer in my neighborhood and I'm 80%
Do you think you have what it takes?
No, I'm like 20. Thank you
I won't kill you if you answer this question
Who did Harry Potter? I mean in the movie Harry Potter who did don't uh, who did Voldemort kill last?
What movie?
The movie Harry Potter
Isn't this a major spoiler?
I
Anime don't spoil Harry Potter shit good
Last kill didn't he last kill Harry Potter? Who's this guy?
What the hell man, is this how I know we're not supposed to have you son of a bitch
I know that's not you money. I know it. Look at look the colors. You son of a bitch
a little guy. Who's the little guy? We're about to murder him. Murder, murder, murder.
He's gonna bite his deer and stuff. I hope you don't get to that one shot. What, did you
kill him? Yeah. You're a mean guy, you know that? The last guy that came here, who
ever killed Bunny, attacked him twice. Yeah, they killed him. He was such a small guy.
We could have raised him to be a killer, but as soon as he got too strong we murdered him
That's like every every of those movies
What what what
You said it three times star respond with three what what I'm just responding correctly. What's up?
Yeah, Voldemort killed himself. His Avada Kadabra spell ricocheted off of Harry's spell and his own spell killed himself.
What? So that went?
Yeah, it happened. There was no ricochet.
In the book.
In the book, he said he was spelling out this.
He said Avada Kadabra.
Yeah, but it's the same thing. They don't say the spells out loud.
In the movie, it was like his life force got sapped for him.
Anybody who gets hit with Avada Kadabra just falls over death. This means fucking him disappear.
It's because of the spell reverts and we're talking about the movie though.
Exactly, the spell reverts in the movie and it went down a lot of the time.
If he can move the unimproved, he would have just laid their dead.
Oh, it was this spell.
Pregnant.
Tricking Lord, dude.
The reason was because he had multiple souls and he ended up just disintegrating, bro.
I'm going to tell you, he died.
Was he died in Voldemort?
Yeah, Voldemort died from his own spell.
I don't understand how that Harry spell ricochets that
Well, he did expel Amos and he had the death long and when Voldemort used his spell
Harry Potter's about one overpowered his with his spell and his spell just came back the death one wouldn't he get that
There were the death stick. He took it from
Malfoy. That's a that's a trick question. No, of course. That's a trick question
Do they need to snap it in the movie? Am I just not remembering right?
Yeah, it can happen in the movie, huh?
Oh man, I gotta go back from watch. Honestly, I haven't seen the older ones.
The older ones, like the ones that are like when they're older.
Yeah.
Yeah, I watched all of them. Like, well, I haven't watched them until recently.
4700.
So, I fucking just watched like all of them recently.
It was about 60,000 each if I'm being honest.
Yeah, what does that call them? What does that call them?
Yeah, I watched them until recently.
No, no, no.
Oh, that's a bird. That's a bird. That's a plane.
So this is the third moment, the Elder Wand which Voldemort was using rebounds that killed Voldemort.
So it was really the Elder Wand that killed Voldemort?
No, no, no.
It was an X-Feliarmus spell.
No, it wasn't. It was an X-Feliarmus spell.
I just googled it! Chris!
Yeah, you're clearly wrong.
It was X-Feliarmus.
X-Feliarmus?
It wasn't a depth spell.
It was Voldemort's fault.
It was his own spell.
I think we used a different spell he wouldn't have done it.
Sounds like our next fucking shit is Harry Potter, boys.
It was Draco's wand though, isn't it?
Yeah, but now we're doing it.
Draco's wand, but he's on Dumbledore.
Yeah, and then Harry's.
Well, Harry used his toy armistice on Draco while they were in the...
That's not how we got it though.
He was like fumbling when I'm fighting and he ripped it out of his hand or some shit.
I
He did really put out of his hands at the house, but then when they went to what you call it
I'm pretty sure he disarmed him
When he had his mom's long
What's that place called?
The room of a climate
Son of a fucking leave this here, bro
I
I
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I heard that I'm making a TV show now.
Yeah, but that's all they're casting and everything.
Yeah, but I heard that's going to be more to the book.
Daniel Radcliffe played in the 11-year-old.
They're redoing the entire series from the first book and up, like slow.
Yeah, one book a season.
Yeah, as a book enjoyer, aren't you excited about that?
Yeah, I told you live. I said this earlier. I was super excited for it.
There's another bill over here.
But it's gonna be weird like seeing the group faces do
Yeah, they can definitely fuck it up
I
one okay you got your group you said it's okay that I'm
one day what are you guys at the lake that's the lake I know
the path you bro you don't give them info
just raking in the rain you just I gotta I gotta snack on this
borer that down over here get that full belly on a full diet
Yeah, what about it I'll stop your shit again
When your full size bird
We'll gas for a while something I fought the plane dealers with your stream cycle
that's what's on the
servers are for everybody's plans there I was like that's good we're playing
Sarah bro as soon as you switch to something else there's like in 20 of them
like yeah I played Trudon we had fucking like 20 of them yeah we got to
leave this area man it's time to go somewhere else so we've been living here
we've been living here a little hot yeah I've been here for half my life
money
Eat some of that gas, bro
On it snap his ass
Friendly patchy we are fucking friendly around these parts. Are you good bitch?
You think I'm a scared?
Nice chase man two feet!
I'm gonna turn them a little bit towards you
You guys got him I believe
Don't have the venom
He's not even poison bros
How big are you?
I'm almost 80%
I'm not
Trying to get out of here. I'll let you guys live because he's
Tim I still gonna kill you bro. Listen to make what's your HP? I hit you'd like twice with like the big thing one hundo
What about you guys that fuck you guys out
Red probably ten help body for actually
Rappers are ready. What's no
you know who that was for why the fuck do you guys keep killing her man you guys
are getting like fucking so stupid they guess keep telling her as a bird yeah
she kept attacking me oh come on and doofus kids you get a little bit stronger
dude I know I tell her they say I say that she's been trying for like three
hours they're like fucking chill over here and then yeah okay
oh sorry to be to be fair I thought it was what's it called because he was
attacking me too but he thought he was killing a haunted
I don't know how I bit him three times and he'd get the poison sorry buddy
I'm sorry you being a doofus
am I gonna be watching the new daredevil show
Ah, probably not. I haven't watched, uh, like, Superhero shows in a while.
What's that over here?
Oh, my goodness.
Get his ass. Get his ass.
It's rotten.
I didn't have the stamina.
Just run a baby stag over here.
Oh, you can't.
This fucking...
Oh, yeah, you can.
Yeah, I'm...
I'm all right.
Just fucking boars on now.
How do we...
Holy, I got beat up that fight.
I didn't know you had that much percent on me.
You literally can't tell what that stupid fucking class he looks small all the time
Fucking mental
There I just don't I always felt like I wasn't doing enough damage, but well now you're fighting dillo's instead of Sarah's
That's the difference. Yeah, but you could break Sarah's legs, too
I just don't know how much they just don't take as much damage and they chunk you really bad
Would you get down to yellow after the yellow often getting bit four or five times?
no I mean you could you need a pack to fight them obviously no I'm talking
about our fight just now you got to like yellow we bitch you like four or five
times I don't have a time to bit me but you're like yellow right yeah I want to
yell yeah we got you yellow it's it was bullshit that's right bitch ever come
back around here we'll fucking kill you all right I'm still here don't make me
run after you I know you live in the fucking fucking so he's broken in half
right now like a like fucking hit by a car or something that's pasties are like
that man I mean these are like you see how fast I was moving like these are
fun you only get 500 HP so like you know one goes in does a bunch of damage
the other one takes care of the rest just keeps swapping and once you break
their legs there's a horror in this tree the tree closest to the dirt road that
one tall tree jerd's I got to get carried off in the stretcher yeah motherfucker
next to my city hold me back come back around here I'm like a sit I'm like I
get you right now listen man I learned from that fight I know exactly how to
beat you I won't be one of you to death right now yeah
give me 20% 20% you're dead yeah I said I met it either you think you're so
fucking cool don't you hang around the area bitch we'll go again
I'm chillin.
Heal up boys, get big, we're killin' him.
Zoom in Patchy's counter cause we need headbites really to get the poison really well.
His face is a headbite, you don't have to bite his face, you can bite his body.
Just bite him up anywhere you can.
The problem is, I'm not gonna tell you the strategy exactly, cause I don't want him to counter it, but...
Shh, listen, we just have to...
Where?
As in like, yo, you don't like make his stamina get worn and stuff.
Those body fractures fuckin' ten thousand years.
Yeah, it takes too well, man.
What's his name was uh, uh wearing me down a little bit chasing after this
I was like, I couldn't land my shot on my first
There your stamina starts getting jumped down?
Uh, I mean, yeah, I waste stamina every time I do that. I had a lot left though
Uh, like 35 left after I fucking threw like five at him. I was telling you the champ
Telling you about the champ, yeah
Rip, come on bro. Don't disrespect me
I think I've only been playing them for an hour got to 80%
Oh my fucking way ahead of you dude I was at like 50 60% when you said you're getting
on that free I get free food bro shit's fast this body fracture is courageous year
as I say even if you kill me you're like fuck for 15 minutes another group
comes along you like did anybody know if gastro works on that stuff does gastro
work on fractures like you mean stuff for the heel faster no that's your no
just fix the right thing just have to wait it out and chill and hopefully be
resting if you have that passive though like from your vitamins or some shit that
helps oh that bore I need that more killed yeah fracture region increased
10% I don't know what that's from need a borekiller
It's down the road down the road in front of you somewhere. I
Don't know if it's right to left. I think it's probably left side of the road by now
They'd be nice if it told you that like next to those things like fracture regen fracture resist stuff
If it said like what was giving you that it was protein or which one is two of them
My body fractures gone. I'm going to you
Mine's still gone.
I should have space to eat now to heal with it.
So I should be back to green since he had a boron.
I'm bringing him here away.
Pissed him off.
I'm ready to fuck him up, man.
I'm ready to fuck him up if it comes back, man.
Who's this guy?
Look at this borgo.
He's running over here.
That's a good shit.
He eliminated.
Elimination.
Is that a thing? Is that a thing? Elimination.
They're like from the game. I'm quite sure it's in some game
Quake or something. Oh
Yeah, Quake
Yeah, that's what it's something running up on me right now
The baby car now I used to love quake man fucking quake was so good. I was I was really good at that, too
I like the original Duke Nukem, bro.
Duke 3D? Or the side smog?
Did they remake that or they haven't even made it?
Was there a side smog judgment?
Yeah!
I thought it was all like, hell...
Duke 3D!
That's the only one I played was Duke 3D, Duke Nukem.
Shake it, baby.
Yeah, you give her the money. Shake it, baby.
I
Only you got a couple of heros now over here by the way. Yeah, I guess I only played the Raptors
Raptors is you a being guess
I'm rolling
He thinks he's so fucking good
This is a champion, I know what you're carrying, 90%
What's your...
You're that raptor though, where the fuck is it?
Uh, that's towards the beach to the left
Towards West-Axus, I hear one, two
Yeah, I am
Look at them
Our lucky guy's gonna fuck around and raptors push
Everyone's bones are broken while getting done by raptors
Oh, I got my mute
You got my second mute
He got the mute
Where's the second raptor right here?
Take them the tree line or something okay, who? Oh
That's a raptor that's a different one here
Starts right at you straight this tree
Doing is kill him. No, he's like glitched in the tree. Is there here? Where do you go this way monum?
Monum
He's glitching in trees. He's running. I can't hear him. I don't really want I don't really want all the top
Yep, I'm still pushing
I hit him
I'm me. I'm me. I'm me. I'm me. I whiffed him. I had a tree
Right went to the right back to you guys over here somewhere. I lost him
Are you on this call?
You see him?
He's bright-ass red I almost killed your one of the heroes, but he jumped as I jumped at him
Feel sniff blood and stuff. That's bullshit. I mean, I don't see his blood you can I just
Do a pretty good job tracking in this game. It's okay
Even at night you can track like crazy because if you turn off your night vision did bright. It's like the
the the uh the you just see the blood like the one blood glow like neon it's
very handy yeah the pig is like just has to look back and hit me man just
has to fight him for his life bro what the fuck you're sixty five percent what's
this a lot of my dildo takes just as long as my fucking Sarah I'm not gonna
Yeah, it's a baby car around here. You haven't been focusing getting all three nutrients either really in gastro
I see a baby car. I see him on the water. I was fighting him where he ran damn he's fast
It's north of the little lake. Is this you haunted drinking? Yeah, I'm the red and the black bird
Might be more than one
Yeah, this little car was like in mud
Yeah, that's not what I wanted to do. I forgot about that mud, thank you brother
Actually this water starts not terrible. You can drop this little thing.
She should kind of do more.
Body block here.
Okay, I don't think he's a crosser.
He's son of a bitch.
He's son of a bitch.
That's what the Stego did to me. I was eating, drinking right there.
Just wanted to judge the Stego friends, ran out of that bush right there, and fucking cranked me. I was dead.
The Harrah's right here too.
Gotta be full ground soon.
This is a little fucker. This is a little shit. I'll kill it. It's Chris. Murdering.
Listen, y'all can't handle this. Don't do it. I'm letting you live.
Snap at me. Motherfucker. Are you cranking me, though?
You're gonna fire at me. Okay, and I'm just running.
Damn, can't you circular me if I sit back all? I didn't circle. I was running the straight line.
Ehhhhhhhhh
It's that act dumb found it when we chased me and I turn around
How do you?
And now we got another motherfucker in front of me
What you doing?
Did I bite you right there?
No I don't think so
You didn't get bit there?
Dude that was clean right ya?
Oof
Do I have like some kind of armor resistance to your teeth?
Quick 360 though from when like I'm chasing one and one of you are behind me
It's like instant
Movement on this is so nice
Okay, okay, I see black so I'm holding back and I want to break your leg and then you're saying fight you dummy
Who's this little guy in the road?
I'm the bird biting my bunny. Yeah, why don't you let the adults have their 1v1 low chad?
It's like it's fucking scary though. I'm gonna get photo catch up to you real quick. Hurry up, man
Where's he running off to
I'm having a 1v1 you just you know, you just see there's a 1v1
Is this a 1v1?
It has been.
Kind of.
Kind of.
We got the bird.
It's also kind of tough to even get an opening on her.
There's a little shit walking around over here.
Oh no.
I'm dead!
Alright time out, time out, time out.
I lose.
What's your HP?
He kept pecking me down. I'm red right now.
You're red?
I probably would have killed you there and that's exchange done that would not have been good for you
He says time out as you sending his phones fuck you
You broke my leg
So soon she broke my leg. It's a timeout dude. I tapped you win
You said the code at me as you said it
No, I mean you said the code yet. Have I maybe something did maybe
So I mean that wasn't close I couldn't hit you I couldn't hit you
And this dick did this dick had pecked me down a yellow
Hey, really? Are you setting clones still? I'm not bull grown haunted. I have more clones being
I'm full bird now. Are you not clicking or are you bullshitting? I'm not clicking clones
See that that that's smirk as you said that it's correct. I swear. I'm not clicking close. I don't even know you're full
I guess after the alt click you're definitely full bro even that full grown. I can't pick up a bull
You're getting clones come at you right now. Yeah, there's passive clones
seems like it I don't see any more now for Gastrogear so I'm just saying Jared
if you give me another clone listen you're also full ground doesn't count
my on the road coming into west access I'm looking at just snip that he's gonna
get ready to handle it's right here I'm looking at it's ready to treat I need
something to eat I see something damn I just dropped something right in front of
you Jared oh nice dude thank you how much is Peter walking in said he was red
brown size boys um yes red my no me at the end there was orange
are you're still saying no I'm not no no those were passive ones then big body
No, no, I'm just like my legs fracture guys. I'm dead. I think this guy knows it
Is this who's this
Die I'm trying to get
I don't understand why I'm good. How do you know I'm good chatting?
Yes, someone help me man. I'm nothing please guys
I got put to the head. There's two of them. They're not killing me on purpose. What are they doing?
Where are they at, that's why they're here.
Hello, bro.
A hero of everything, fucking hero.
What are these guys doing, man?
I'm fucking dead, boys, I'm fucking dead, boys.
You got another.
Jeez.
Chris, I tried to punch these dudes.
I broke his leg, man.
I should have been, I was just kind of fucking around.
I was just kind of fucking around.
I should have just gone hidden.
I didn't know I was going to get this crazy.
I got this kind of case in me.
I got one off.
At least I got not turning to attack there.
You can't alter time just bite me to death
You can't all you can't all type of labor
your boys
Just fucking with me brah
Dude, none of you guys can walk by just bite this fuck off. I hate you guys. I got kicked in the head
The Maya tuna I dragged one off. He's on me and said no
I'm trying to hide best I can dude nothing. Yes, we get for fucking off. Did you die?
I knew that was gonna happen. I got their attention and they chased me down and killed me.
My stamina's all gone. I'm dead here.
Yeah. I pulled them off you Jared, like yes.
Well, I mean, if they're gonna know I'm here, I'm almost positive.
You know, bird pecked me and it took my stamina away.
They're looking through the bushes and fucking down here.
Like, fair enough.
Great, fair corner I guess.
Please leg, please.
You're the faster thing to get fixed.
I was 50%
Please leg
We survived a fucking giant kick to my head
I'm dead
Brothers fucking with me man
I'm annoyed that we don't have a fucking team at all that could do shit after all this time
Let me live
That's stupid dude. Yeah, we've been sitting around for fucking God knows how long we're not ready for shit
I told you the moment we start fracturing someone's gonna
I
Know that I'm the kind of the dumbass that was fighting with Chris, but holy shit. How many people do we have around?
There's a lot of people here. Oh
I mean I did as much as I could dude. I got one in there
I fucking pulled one off. I get kicked in the head. He was chasing me
There's nothing I can do that at that point there was nothing to do
this whole team is fucking killing me man and this fucking character so I wasn't
grown enough yet I was I'm still like 15 I'm packing the fuck out of these doors
you hit a bird out of the sky yeah that's my bad for healing my fucking leg on
the road I kind of got no it's a lot of shit but I just I thought we were all
kind of like prep for a fight at that point anyways so I thought that my I
I was gonna walk up and get fucked
There was two of them
Killed my very hard one-hour
patchy
Send the bitches. I'm keeping the pressure
All you might be fighting the fuck at all
And as the Mayans
It's on a bush there I guess I got one of them bleeding I got them both
Okay, it's on a bush check, and I'm just being so fucking annoying about it
That's one
You're my call. This is where they are. No, that's not that's me. Don't wasn't I call
I'm just trying to pull them away, maybe
Well, I died out in the field. So how am I not seeing you on it?
We've been in a group today, right? Oh, you're a bird. Oh my lord mercy. No wonder you're fucking
Keep forgetting your bird and not actually with this bro. Yeah, he didn't just
it hurts after you only have 500 health yeah on a full grown patchy yep full grown
patchy 500 health those are those are deadly tennis my is there a way bigger
there's a Maya and two tennis others there was a Maya too I didn't see that
I didn't really get involved, so I don't know.
Alright, they left. They went far east.
Wait, was the Tenno that was fighting you? I hit the Maya.
Yeah, I hit the Maya and he chased me down and beat me up.
I see Timac is alive on the group. On a trip.
Yeah, I got kicked in the fucking headband.
They didn't die though, nice. I thought you were dead.
No, I'm alive.
What's better, a tenno or a maya?
Yeah, it's uh, they're both pretty good.
Mayas are faking fucking solo, I feel like a motherfucker.
If they catch somebody, it's they can wreck someone.
I'd probably use a tenno.
I have three shot saras with a maya.
Yeah, they're chonkers.
Tenno's are the what the two
rolls the two dudes who just rolled in and murdered us.
And the maya is the one.
I like my eyes because they're more complex in terms of they're harder
how you can complain sucks as you's rolled up and I have broken fucking like shit yeah that's
really bad mine who are perfect I see your poor body you found my body yes you did that shit man
Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I'm not even a part of your diet. You're well, you're organs are.
And it was 100% body. I guess you're rotten actually at the moment, so no go. How am I
rotten? I just died. I don't know. You're not coming up as good things to eat.
Oh, hold on. Is it black?
That's good.
Just put it on the ground and it'll look cute then.
It's not coming up as diet shit.
Yeah, organs don't come up like that.
Yeah, they do.
Well, it's usually like it adds to everything.
Yeah, but what does this symbol mean?
What's a little like rock thing? I don't know.
Yeah. Doesn't that mean it's... there's a problem with it?
No, not always
Oh, yeah, that's what that means is shred it if it's bad it'll be a bone with some weird shit around it
I mean strips me
Okay, the bone with a strip meat on it is what's the bats Africa
Is that Ryan? He didn't look yucky. He looked green
He thought chat we're actually getting there
Be able to hold my own against some of these guys. Hopefully but
Yeah, one lucky knot either way. Probably still gonna be pretty weak.
5474. What's 5474? 5474 gets you like 90.
Just the lighting.
There's a little helmet here.
Are you guys at West Access?
Yes, we're real.
Since you're looking at me? I don't know.
But I'm pulling up right now.
Okay.
That's really confused me at first. You're like, oh, I'm not West. I'm like, we're
near West Access and then like fucking everything starts storming and
in this tree
Just trying to give us food I guess
Oh he got me on the tree this whole shit
He doesn't want smoke dude
He's a Ractor
Alright I'm 87 bro
I've never gotten a full run down that long
I think I have
Like once
Should be full heal down two shots
bored now starting to get scratches on my dill I should never have ever either I
usually don't survive fights I mean the dill is fast if you can if you can get
away three hours growing just to reset at the first legit fight I mean bro my
my legs were broken I forget my ass kicked by fucking shit ball Kev or
Chris I wear two then boys I mean I'm doing all right I'm growing now
I'm like 65 some get to a good spot. I worry there's a there's quite a bit of knowledge here
Knowledge on our character. You just say a lot of a lot of knowledgeable people around
Yeah, that one extreme snapin those guys are trolling if I broken leg there. Absolutely drivers
They're gonna murder me yeah that guy I mean I almost killed them
and where you have a chance to fight him I actually bit him I only bit you one
time but I was trying to wear your stamina was I wearing a stamina though
no you saw how I was like creep walking you yeah that was also gaining my
stamina back so you have to race a lot yeah you don't well not fool near the
end I had a lot but like you don't waste a lot when you go to headbutts how
do you even like get an attack on headbutting opponents that knock you
down and break your shit as like a straight line not really maneuverable guy like the
Dilla. Outnumbering me. That was a 1v1. You got to outnumber me. Dilla most of the time
you got to outnumber people. It's funny how herbivores, the carnivores have to outnumber
I guess
Yeah, but if you're Sarah, I
Have down over you. You can just fuck me up probably
You're still pretty tough for sir though. Like you can fuck him up to break his leg. He's in trouble
Yeah, break your leg
But like if I get close again like you just like I had that defense where you couldn't get close to me
I'll have an issue of getting bit every time I go in
Because I can knock you on your ass. You're too big
I don't know those that those clones did nothing to me by the way
I wasn't even sending clone oh yeah they're just past it yeah yeah they just walked up in the street
they bumped into me and then poofed yeah that's so stupid if they did something I probably would have died
I
Just so I guess
That I'm doing something right
Not know that
What do you bond you on the third yeah, I'm alive still but no
What do you want ahead? I don't know. I don't know the best course of action
my brother
Maya has like that stance where you can
Stop your guy
Cypher
Guess I forgot was attacking me, but I can't be a hundred percent sure. I want to play guys
Someone's got to make some decisions here
Yeah, I feel like this is just as long as my Sarah
Yeah, it took me less because I had all three things going, I had like 200% gas drawing constantly.
So shorter because of that.
Start patrolling the pass, intercept travelers.
And if we do that we can get close to like South Plains and that's heading to here on that bridge.
We can catch people on that bridge.
That's what someone told me earlier. He's like stop going. He said not stop
But he's like maybe so maybe try not going to points of interest
But the travel points from point to point and catch you yeah catching people like honestly
I had fights in these woods here and that we I feel like dillars are in a good spot in the woods or the forest
They work well, we need to get a taxi
They don't know where to expect it from so maybe we go to the bridge
that is the north of south vines we like to get water
why does no one like have the fucking paint
how is the red shit
what am I hearing
me
I really know where I am without the screaming
it's so hard to see it
where the fuck are we now
yeah it's hard to see chat
I guess we can just go to Highlands if you want
so see you guys
maybe we can go catch people in the Highlands JSEC
I think these little I think these like patrol on the roads is a good idea. We were catching we were cat we caught that one
corner the way we first started doing something that yeah yeah I feel like like
Sarah's tune pretty good and I think Dillo and Carnot are tuned movement wise
I don't know why they don't have similar like slow type of movement and like it's just different like straight line movement
Yeah, it's it's learning everybody like you it's
Like a tenno you can't attack from the back honestly, I feel like we just little guys
Yo, that's me
Getting the fucking group remember
She just got casually rolls up
I didn't say a word, it's me, not two words.
That whole field looks clear.
We're going to the cave, we're going to see if we can camp in there, maybe, catch people
traveling through.
Yeah, I'm down, I mean I'm still kind of grown so I'm not going to do that, I'm an adult
now.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay.
Maybe I'll kill shit if it hits, maybe it's risen.
Yeah, I'm feeling more comfortable now.
yeah I just like I just don't agree with some of the weird
balances in the last turn it's just weird those tenos are nasty though front
Sarah's there like I'm not sure what dillo's are really good at like fighting
them to be honest I don't either I feel like dillo's are just good at like
outnumbering somebody but when you when you got like four dillos versus four
saras like that's they're made for like four packs so like what the fuck
Like this like a Sarah four pack is infinitely better. Yeah, well, that's what I'm saying like you're for dillows versus one
Maybe two way more. You can make it to that point or you're bleeding somebody out. It's hard to trade
With anything other than a Sarah on carnivore in my opinion because carnivore has that
Essential movement to be able to hit and move out without getting hit even when they fight each other
You know I'm saying but these other classes. They're just fucking the weirdest slow arc like
When you have to turn away after you buy it, it's real like has to take those weird steps. You know I'm saying it's kind of
You you can hit on a on a on a Sarah like 180 and still like maintains serious speed
I'm gonna try to go for more body hits instead of going for the head. I
I think with dillo you have to do these like sweeping movements, so you don't have to ever do that sharp turn
Everybody's big excuses because this is supposed to do this
That's everyone says that because Cardo is supposed to fight stuff. It can ram through so you can only fight certain
species that are
More level and lower
The only way I ever have success with this game is, this game makes no sense.
Hey, do you guys want to camp in here? Do you want to, what do you guys want to be doing?
Maybe get some water from back in camp?
Yeah, get water.
Yeah, I just got to stay on the side for a minute.
40% of the server is herbivores. That means you can only fight a certain percent of the server, right?
That kind of sucks, I don't know.
I feel like that shit sucks.
Yes, it's a survival game. Nah.
Not really good.
I don't give it that title can't leave out the PvP in that no matter how you spin it
Call the survival game all you want to it will be very very easy to sit off on the corner of a fucking map
Sit in a bush and do nothing your whole existence
The reason the game does anything is because there's PvP
Food nearby for Tony survival game. You can only kill certain amounts of people
found a fucking stupid
I don't understand what you're doing right now.
That'd be like tanks rolling around in Daisy
and like 50% of the servers tanks
and you're just kinda like,
you just can't really do anything about the tank guys.
Sorry man.
And then you're just kinda out there with your M4.
Just kinda smiling and waving at the tanks.
That's what that is.
It's supposed to be kinda prioritizing
talking at night, like right now is perfect.
Let's kinda look around a little bit,
pray eye for them, cause they're the little.
Y'all complainin' about Sarah's not being able to take down Stegos is like complaining when you use a gunfight with a Glock versus a Rocket Launcher.
Yeah, but you have a chance.
Glock versus a Rocket Launcher? I'd still say you have a chance.
I'd say good Stego versus good Sarah. Sarah stands. No chance.
But that's just because that's how it's coded.
See, the Rocket Launcher versus the Glock is free.
You know what I'm sayin'?
Like, you can headshot that guy. You know what I mean?
Depending on the game I imagine. Let's just say it's Valorant, you know?
Since it's a fucking somehow stupid fucking rocket launcher in that game.
There's definitely been situations where people will fucking one gig the person with the rocket launcher to win the game.
You know what I'm saying? Even the good player versus the good player.
Even the skill set, the high skill versus the high skill.
But not Stego. We're talking about an Esport, right?
To be fair survival game. Oh my god. You're not supposed to fight this guy
Oh, you're not supposed to fight that guy. I get it dude. Yo, if you're a car. No, don't expect to fight herbivores, right?
But I feel like that's kind of ass backwards, but whatever dude Dino Lord got it
You guys win kind of sucks though. I'll be honest with you. It kind of feels like shit
Only fight certain things certain dinos
Title says it all boys. Don't be mad about it. You're ready. Don't be mad
I'm always mad.
Excuse me, I get it.
You want me to show you?
My Raptor is always important.
It's hard, it's really dark and night.
I'll be there.
I'll be there because I'm small.
Plus there's him.
Raptor is one thing I think we compare to.
I don't understand how the dinos don't have similar movements in slow time frame.
You know what I'm saying?
Like when you come do a stop and turn, like, how different it is from time to time, it makes no sense to me.
What the fuck is this right here?
Oh, Tommy!
Tommy!
Should we stun him?
Yeah.
Holy shit, I killed something with a fucking dillow, boys.
Mark it down!
I thought I could just...
I need to remember.
Fuck it, stun them on the tree.
What is this thing?
A tractor, right?
Raptor, right? Okay.
You guys should eat this, son.
Raptor's down on our menu, huh?
No.
The organs are...
Let's go do some of them.
Whatever this is.
That was cool looking blood with our fucking night vision.
I like that.
They're done.
Got it?
Pretty sweet.
I
You're not eating you guys need to come eat this come by the way come here
I don't want me to get shit like I'm fucking well, I guess I needed to eat actually
I can just eat this
Yeah, actually that's on her diet
I don't think all dinos have to do the exact same movements. I'm saying they should have
very similar if not the same when their speed hits a certain uh a certain like uh level of slow I
don't know they're terrible I don't know to fucking word this once they hit like a slow enough speed
then their turning radius is similar if not the same as one another,
but their speed and damage should be different from one another.
That would be what I would think because they literally,
while one dino is capable of like skill expression, I feel like the other one's not.
I feel like Sarah's a pretty good example of like being able to like
hit and not get hit even against other Sarah's pretty well, and these other dinos are like
Straightliners and when they have to turn have to go really slow
So getting hit without hitting without getting hit. It's not like
Really an option
Unless I guess you use your bushes and like tactics and stuff. I get you know me I get that
I get that in the city if you have certain scenarios you can definitely go with it
That's what I'm trying to say so I'm trying to say listen. I'm also
So, shit like that will never change in a video game.
We're just kind of talking out of mass at this point.
But look how fucking slow that is.
It's really, you've got, bam!
Like, look at that.
Do you think you're getting away from a stego swing?
Let me go in.
Yeah!
That's actually a pretty good arc right there.
You just turn, like, your turn radius
has to be so light in order for,
if you're hugging that,
you have to turn in more to hit them.
be that bad actually maybe I'd have to try I'm pretty sure you get waxed Sarah
could just do such a good job at like hitting like and it's doing some turns
a little bit quicker to get out so only thing I don't like about not
It's getting me hard all the fugitive really.
Uh oh, what the fuck.
This bass got photo.
You can't kill this guy, don't think.
Who the hell are you and who, bro?
Damn, I thought I could catch him with this right click
being like about to go off on its own.
I don't think I'm hitting it without getting hit on this guy.
I can't just trade with him.
See, I can't like turn in 180 and fight him right now.
Look at that turn.
Every turn is so slow every juke moment is so slow
Probably have to wipe out this guy
Throw it up again. Oh, no, I'm stuck. How's he not getting poisoned? Oh, I can't poison him
Well, I'm poisoned long toxins. I can't send clones. I didn't get there, but I'm sick
Harder to stack in the day, bro. I don't think he's taking anything. I don't even see blue on him
He knows I'm screwed Sam less guys think it's over. I guess do this whole W. I mean, bro
Bro, it's because you can't turn like they can bro. You can't trade with them
You don't have the turning radius. They have six from this. I can't play this game chat. We can't do this anymore
They're all over the place on balance and this shit dudes
But where you guys even at I don't even want to play anybody but a serum because these other guys don't move
They don't have turning radius is you have to hold w at the enemy
You can't like juke out an attack
You know I'm saying oh
Place this fucking suit is that dude like laser me immediately
You got two shot, but I took three hits I don't get that either he won me
I'm here with a 22% Maya. I'm gonna punch him
It's just kind of laughably bad balance, bro.
You still got eyes on him?
Erdan?
Bro, I got sick, but I didn't get bit.
How does that work?
So did Bunny.
Maybe sniff his ass?
And then he bit me ten feet out of there.
So no.
I think Bunny's a learner.
I need those skills.
For once everything could be the same style.
Same style you just don't understand these styles don't work with each other. They it doesn't make sense
Sarah is actually a good kid the other kids are horrible
You guys hold W against each other there what where do you use no turning you can't
Your character starts to get so slow you can't even faint against the enemy
A Sarah can!
This is...
I thought the balance was bad while I was playing Sarah.
While I'm playing other stuff, it just comes across as even worse.
It just doesn't make any sense.
It doesn't come down to, like, fate, make someone bite, punish.
It's none of that, like, when it comes to the Sarah, Carnot, uh, Dillo fights, right?
because because how can you when only one out of the three has movement I don't
understand it you how was that balanced play Sarah I mean I do I will play Sarah
you know I'm saying but it's like I'm not it's kind of sad that the state of the
other carnivores is pretty pathetic even worse than Sarah and not only I
don't even think Sarah is an an incredible spot in regards to fighting
herbivores they could fight almost all of them except except for stagos and especially
bibles but they could fight them 10 times better than the other carnos the other
carnivores the other carnivores are shafted you guys don't have movement
who gives a flying fuck if you're fast in a straight line if you can't move
into close quarters combat and like hit without getting hit and without only
trading or catching up you have to catch a Sarah off-guard only with like
someone like a dillo you can't like move in faint make him attack go in attack
there's none of that stuff you are incredibly shafted and that is just to
get the poison put on them so it's like you don't understand how this really
really bad slow slow speed turn radius is is really sucky for the other carnivores
but really good for Sarah you guys can't see that that's just you know what I
mean like you're just a straight line dyno on Carnot and on Dillo but at
least on Carnot it makes a little bit more sense on things that are your
size and lower because you don't knock yourself silly but it stops making sense as soon as
you start fighting things like the Dibble right or maybe even I'm not sure how they go
head to head with patches they'd break shit if you go ahead with the patchy to get knocked
over or do you knock them over and then either way how would the patchy fight the
other one like why is there so much straight lining like the the the sarah works so well
because it showcases a tiny bit of skill expression with the movement there's none of that on the
dillo or kind of on the kind of on the on the uh the carnaval like i said just dropped against
herbivores? I just said everything I'm telling you guys is not balance. Like dude who do you kill
as a dillow? You're not killing Saras, right? You get the really gang up on a Sarra like there's
Dago. And even if then you can't trade with him and that's all you're capable of doing because
that's all your movement allows you to do is either catch him off guard or trade. That's it,
right it's just like that that is just that's not balance I mean did you what
color was that Sarah cuz I just found a dead Sarah I feel like when you're
moving slower like the Sarah does you should all have very similar movement
in and speed percentage held during that movement on on the car knows that are
similar to one another especially I don't understand how that makes any sense
that they're not you'd even shows an old videos that the carnivore used to have
that movement or the car no my wrong the car no used to be able to move like
the Sarah and then they just botched that and made it a one dimensional dino so it can only really
charge with its head it can't like bite in and out like a Sarah can so it's just like dumb as fuck
is how i'm looking at this this is i'm so like i play these guys i don't play carno i don't play
Dillo I play Sarah. I'm pretty happy with the movement, but man you guys are shit on on Dillo and Karnau
badly
Just saying that's all saying
But pretty badly
Too face-heavy. I don't agree with you Dillo shits on everything chat. When's the last time you guys were scared of dillos?
Hey, you never you barely even see them. They're barely even played in that dream. I you know why cuz they're fucking bad brother
They don't have the capabilities of trading in close quarters combat with skill expression
You are locked behind shit-tier coding that makes your dino turn at the speed of butthole and then
Accelerate at even slower brother. How can you not see that?
What the fuck does the dillo fight?
Stagos no they don't fight stagos no shot. They're getting in and out on a stago
There's no way
Dillow can kill every dino. Oh
My lord
Dude, you guys are the type of guys that I want to watch in real-time play and I promise you will show nothing and
Just get shit on
They can kill everyone. Yeah, dude. I'm sure bro. I'm seeing all these fucking YouTube videos
I've searched this shit up every fucking kill video in this game. It's from years ago
Why is that?
Sort by date this guy said yeah, that's what it is
Cuz the fucking dinosaurs suck
Dude show me show me how you're gonna fight a
Dibble show me how you're gonna fight a Dibbo with a dillo
Show me
Like there's no videos that are gonna show that I read you know why cuz they get shit on
To verse one show me the 2v1 2. I want to see that as well
Because their movement is so bad
There's no way they don't just get all click-traded
All day while the other guy is just getting charged that throw
They you don't understand how one-dimensional these other carnivores are
They are so bad.
I almost killed a full adult Dillo as a dibble, as a lone Dillo.
No, you're a liar and almost doesn't fucking count, does it?
How the fuck do you know what almost is?
You know what his health was after, did he tell you?
You have fucking right.
You play and that guy, that was probably that guy's first time ever playing the
fucking game.
Fucking Dillo versus the dibble one on one chat.
you got on that dude where's your money going please your dillo only runs damn near straight line
while maintaining speed there ain't no fucking way you're winning in a dibble fight you can't even get
around him screaming sarah's have a hard time getting around them you think the dibble is
are the dillo what are you talking about they just jumped off so that's a listen you're either
delusional or you thought someone's first time ever playing and still lost
Does the only two options screaming the other person was a streamer yours come back
Throwing that out there now just throwing that out there. I'm just trying to tell you guys
That this shit make no sense
And I don't think ever will make sense
Just there's no point in playing a dillo
They're absolutely useless not even not even just because they're bugs their movement is just jack shit dog shit movement
And that's the same with obviously with car all Carnot bro, you guys know what that movement feels like that's like
Feels like you're trying to drive a drag car
How does that make sense on characters that you don't headbutt? You know I'm saying
his movement is so
like understeery
How do you hit things and get out without getting cranked?
But how do you get around anything?
It's just that none of it makes sense
with that type of movement. It's not like the charge bite that makes Sarah like
insane, right? It's good, but it's their bite force combined with their
ability to move in slow speeds
And turn on a dime. You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, it's insane damage don't get me wrong
It's really good, but you pair it off
You can pair that with the ability to hit and not get hit and it's stupid good
You know I'm saying if you had the same charge bite on a fucking dillo
That doesn't have the same type of movement. You're just only can trade with that charge bite. It's all of a sudden not that good
because Sarah Sarah's have the ability and the movement to hit and not get hit
because they have movement to say what are you talking about backburner you're
speaking nonsense you're stupid shut the fuck up just fucking spoke a paragraph
of nothing you paid for some stupid fucking color name I can't take you
serious shut the fuck up this guy said wow dude the next person the type of
offended also has the color name to shit my bad, but are you offended or am I
offended I'm confused listen too long didn't read I don't know how you guys
can possibly play this guy at this game for as many hours and not see that it's
like completely and utterly not balanced even in the slightest smallest ways I'm
sorry it's just not dude it even showcases itself so much worse on the
other carnivores it's kind of sad I'm sorry dudes I just that's that's just
Straight up how I feel and it's not like I care that much. I play Sarah. I don't play these other guys
But I'm still gonna tell you that they're they're bad and they're broken
Like that they deserve better movement. All the herbivores are whole W classes, right?
minus like
Maya and Tenno
All the rest of them are whole W classes
The the Carnos are the ones that have to be able to bite get in and get out, right?
And especially against one another
But they don't
Just there's no there's no like
Yeah, there's that's not balanced, bro. It's like I can't see that. I can't see it
It really I thought maybe it was somewhere there while I was playing Sarah, but while playing some of these other dudes
Today it really was like wow. This is pretty bad
I
Was just like running my dino into them because it would not turn after biting them
I'm like run into their fucking hitbox and they get stuck there and have to trade
It's just really fucking yeah
Like I said, dude show me in real time
It's easy to sit here in a twitch chat and say oh man when you're talking about you're wrong
This is easy show me in real time you doing some of this stuff because it's not on YouTube all the YouTube shit's years ago
Maybe when you were actually capable of doing it
The speed is a different type of skill expression you think you flying out of a bush is hard for like a
Sarah to react to you
Like you're like you're like doing some crazy shit all speeds of skill expression read me talking about you hold w and shift
How was that a skill expression
Well, you were finding it hard wall because the game limits you to that extent it's sad
actually it's it's like those dinos are so fucking nerfed and limited into the
ground they're not capable of literally doing something so simple as going into
close quarters attacking and getting out without getting hit
they're straight line dinosaurs it that's not a hard thing to attack they
don't have the movement to even faint properly because you can't turn your
dinosaur back toward them quick enough to punish. It's fucking sad. You can't even get
to the point of getting to the hallucinations. You have to trade. And then even when you do
get the hallucinations, who fucking knows what they're doing? You can't even see them.
Hoping and praying. I hope this one got sent. Dude, I know there's some of you guys that
know exactly what I mean. I know there's some of you guys that have played this shit for
a couple hundred hours and know exactly what I'm talking about and don't play anymore for
this reason. I know there's some of you motherfuckers out there. This is, there's no way if I can't
push through some of this shit, who I can push through some shit, there is no way that
that some of you guys are on that same level.
It's the skill expression, in my opinion,
is not there on some of these dinos.
And some of them are divaed out of their minds
on top of that.
And Sarah's like in the middle of all of it, basically.
Sarah's like the good carnivore.
Everything else is kind of like, you know,
either trolley or dog shit, you know what I'm saying?
Carnos are kind of okay,
as long as you're only fighting other carnivores.
Don't say urban war.
Can't use that word around carno.
And Dillo's even worse.
Dillo's even worse.
It's like, it's bad as bad as Raptor.
But Raptor actually has movement.
Unfortunately Raptor's left click is fucking nonsense.
It's not even really useful.
What do you question Mark and Joe?
What do we have?
What do we not understand about that one?
What's the question mark for why worry so much game will change entirely every new dino added check
I'm telling you dude, I am telling you right now
It is poorly balanced and some of you can believe that some of you don't have to believe that
It's not did this it's not
case you
Here comes the it's not supposed to be valid
It's a dino simulator PVVP game
He has been spawning in fucking South Plains for how long getting killed by a hundred percenter just was strolling by
So fucking survival game boys and a for
Tenno babies if I knew you want to spawn. Oh tenno. I never tried it
Zymbal roots. Well, you just said makes no sense. I agree with everything you think about
about stago and her horse being the absolute powerhouses
of the game.
I hardly disagree on the whole dillo take.
Also, this is the last time I'll type in chat
since you seem to only respond to comments
that you already have a counterpoint to.
Anyways, been fun watching,
but you don't even have a point there at all.
What the fuck are you talking about?
I just responded to your message.
What the fuck kind of point even is that?
I guess I do kind of have a counterpoint, but I didn't expect to have one because I didn't expect such a dumb response to be honest
So I guess I'm glad this is the last time you're talking and chat's gonna have to meme I guess with that one
That's got to be big right dude. That's
Vanilla while pvp is more balanced than this. Oh dude listen. I this comes this is
This is hard for me to say
But hunt showdown shits on this game when it comes to balance and that is a whole lot of fucking bad
Because that is considered one of the most in balance games. I've ever played
So it even beats that it's not even cap. It's not I guess I was already on the server
Like I said, I challenge you guys to give me up-to-date videos on Carnot's killing
dibbles
stegos
Dillo's killing
uh... seras
uh... stegos
stibbles is the devil on every fucking list
stay on every fucking list
there's you're not
unless you are coming across a fucking brand new player who has no fucking
idea how to use his character
you're not
and i know this is going to go to reddit at some point in time
and i even know some of you motherfuckers on reddit
a very small percentage you
know exactly what i'm talking about with this movement stuff
uh... sarah's a good example of how it should be
in close quarters slow moving speeds turning style
and and
and fucking dillo and uh...
carnor an example of how it shouldn't be
is
straight line dinos
the fuck
stupid
is in state hara kg
yeah i don't know if you're my dad
i don't mind
the carter being a straight line wise hold his right click no shit
right but that motherfucker shouldn't be that fucking horribly immobile
when he's not holding his right click
like holy shit
it's got to barely fucking move
carnos hunt smaller creatures stop with this stupid shit
stop it
you wanna only hunt twenty percent of a hundred pop server
because that's that's the type of shit it will be
What are you talking about, bro?
This whole idea that you can't fucking fight
certain types of percent of the certain percentage
of the whole fucking server is nonsense, dude.
Played on a circus and win the game.
And that only gets less and less
as they get the bigger ones in, right?
That does not does that make any sense to you guys?
Your mindset makes it seem like you think it's an FPS.
Doesn't have to be an FPS to be balanced. Is that what FPS is like?
Considered then holy shit. Do they have a good reputation because holy shit your dino games all three of them don't have that
Your shit's all willy-nilly as fuck. I ain't no balancing any of it people like playing a balanced game
nobody wants to play against
Like the big bad nobody wants to fight Reinhardt with McCree in a one-on-one all the damn time
You know I'm saying it's like they want to be capable of fighting a motherfucker
like it's got to be
Windows have to be open of possibilities all across different types of dinos in my opinion. I just don't understand
Like bro even going in for small trades
Amongst the three main carnivores is completely imba if you drop every other dino and you only have
Sarah Dillo and
Karno or Karno. It's still all imbalanced as fuck. It's a nice five game. Well, here's the thing, too
Here's what you're not taking into account. So hundred-p person servers
You guys are gonna cut your hat cut in half what you can even fight
You might as well cut that in half too from the people who are actually being active because I promise you half of the
People that you can kill are sitting in a bush
growing for the next hour three fucking hours you might not even fucking see
them so your percentage of what you can even fucking interact with is so fucking
low on some of these dinosaurs it's stupid this guy said false like we
haven't been around these fucking maps like crazy in southern plains eastern
planes every fucking plane known to man bro there's no way you don't find motherfuckers out there
i don't even know what you said you're banned see how you said sorry someone at the beginning
at the beginning of that likewise i'm sorry boom we don't even have to talk anymore after that right
boom sorry probably even hate crocodile crocodile actually has openings when you fight them you
You just don't get to fight them that much because they just sit in water
You have to catch them rotating and then like you might get a fight or like a little bit away from water
But that's with
Sarah now I highly doubt
These other carnivores can even fight
A crocodile because their movement in close quarters is fucking dog shit
So you're not fighting a crocodile on a fucking Carnot or a fucking Dillow. Throw that out there
Why?
Because that was the movement
They can't they can't faint and even take advantage of an opening because their characters turn so fucking slow when they're not moving
Barry effing all you just yeah, sorry Barry. I didn't even have to read the rest
All I saw was sorry summit and your fucking band Barry get the fuck out. I'm joking
Alright, I got a call tonight here dudes. This is trying to think what I want to play tomorrow.
It can't be the aisle. It just can't be. Dude, they're...
I like the game like for the most part on Sarah, but outside of Sarah, it's like,
you know, kind of dog shit. Don't get me wrong, I think I'd like some of the herbivores.
I think I would like Tenno, probably. Maybe
Maya if I played it for a little bit might be a little weird at first though. I don't know if I'm playing this tomorrow
actually.
I'll have to kind of search my heart and soul here, but
Really we do have to like come up three times on the tip of my tail trying to fight my friend Stego as a
Sarah.
So Desync ruins a lot in this game same as fighting Crocs. Even outside of the desync they just the overall balance like I said movement
It's dog shit out the door at all.
It doesn't even make sense to me.
And you know, just because other humans thought of it
and they think that it is, you know,
it doesn't make my opinion any less valid on that life.
Or, you know, as far as I'm concerned.
So I just think like they made poor decisions on movement.
And yeah, yeah, that's, yeah, Stego.
It's so hard to find a stago who has any sort of reflexes
Who's not a complete grandma?
It's very hard. Hey, okay. Thank you much. Love brother appreciate it
How many tail heads do you think Sarah should be able to take to call it balanced?
From a stago, I don't I don't mind them getting one-shotted. I just mind them not even
having windows
to punish bad swings from uh from uh um stegos and they can actually swing faster than you
can actually punish them right so the window is not even there uh from a good sega player
or not even a good sega player a sega player is not a fucking dipshit um there's not
a window you're dead right um you can maybe open up a window with with teammates but
Really still even with teammates is not an incredible window if they are using their their strong tail swing
It's stupid fast. You can go watch a video about our our croc friend fighting a dude and him getting triple swing like
Quick it's fast
Yes, they go fights just aren't if they're not a thing on Sarah
Sarah they're definitely not a thing on the other Carnot's because they don't have the movement to move in and out
Unless you have like a perfect angle shot
maybe and you have teammates helping you set it up but a lot harder yeah all
yeah so people say Raptors Raptors is fucking dude Raptors have such a hard
time with stamina though it's kind of sad I feel bad for Raptors because you
guys fucking suck for the most part yeah maybe some good Raptors get
together and they do a good shit dude but managing your stamina and managing
teamwork to do raptor shit is a load of nonsense in my opinion they should not
be tanked that much stamina for for doing well in my opinion it's kind of sad
you guys you guys lose so much stamina that you can't even take down when
you're a kid like take down like a bore without having to sit down for the
next fucking three minutes to get your stamina back it's sad you guys get
shafted hard I don't think there's any reason to take your stamina down that
crazy just for landing an attack that you're supposed to land I doesn't make
any sense to me you should be punished for not landing it not punished for
landing it punished for staying on too long not punished instantly for it you
You know what I mean?
It's that type of balance that you win with Bleed.
I mean, yeah, I mean, yeah, you guys will have to take turns bleeding them while the
rest of you guys are sitting in bushes recovering your stamina.
Am I wrong?
You guys do that a lot as raptors, right?
You guys have to take a step out of the fight probably more than most other fucking
dinos.
To be honest, you probably have to step off to the side quite a bit more and
let your teammates get to the point where they need to do it and you rotate it's kind of that's kind of
I don't think it should be like that that's their play style and why
like I feel like you can still maintain that play style but have their stamina
maintain and sustain itself a little bit nicer should be a little bit less tedious
I don't even think raptors are like fucking running rampant on the servers just fucking
destroying people provide people like man I really wish they ran out of stamina quicker
You don't need to waste stamp by jumping on yet jumping on them and bleeding them waste enough stamp
Especially when they start sprinting at you afterward. It's not like you're just walking off
Then not to mention if you're trying to get a pin with multiple raptors
You might spend a little bit more time on it. It might go unsuccessfully right your fucking shit is sapped
It just gets sapped so fast that I just think it's too fast
Still understand why you're punished for landing your attack
Meanwhile, Sarah's are out here. They can charge right clicks as long as they want to
Without any stamina hit without any fucking without any
Consequence whatsoever you guys are out here landing attacks and being punished for a little
That's what I felt like I didn't even like playing it because there was so much downtime
time. It's like okay guys I did my job I put the bleeds on it. I'm gonna sit in
this bush around now while I get my stamina back. I guess like the whole
game is just not what I expected. It's like it's got dark and darker syndrome.
It's actually worse. It's like you know what it's like. It's like dark and
darker type of balance, even worse. And Daisy Trenaris type of map flow. So you barely come
across anybody outside of like three POIs, right? And then when you do, it's imbalanced
to shit. So certain classes are going to win more than others kind of feels like dark
Darker had a baby with Daisy
Where's your head at Sammy this game sucks I?
Maintain the same that yeah, I maintain the same
Dude, I was still bummed about that last five and I just fucking literally got deleted and I was weird
No, nobody was ready for that right like it wasn't just me always
I'm gonna air 20% but I'm sitting just to fix the bunny to eat too much complaining and let me help you out
Mr. Five messages. God forbid I lose you
We'll love true down, but he won't try it. No
No, I kind of figure I honestly I think if we played on a higher rate server it'd be
I guess I guess people would just be more they'd just be more fighting like less
Sitting around, you know, I'll put one in chat
Yeah, but I don't we it needs to be somewhat controlled
old
Yeah, the one we were on was like cool and all but it was just too crazy
I'm playing that a hatched in as a tenor right now. Why don't you try the other version?
I mean cuz legacy is like abandoned. I don't even know I don't even know how popular that version of the game is
I'm just worried that it's gonna suck even worse
Whatever MF would be open idea of acceleration
And as I was saying, do a two X test server.
Like everybody just sits in a fucking bush anyway.
Like it's not like speed up the bush sitting, bro.
Yeah, exactly.
Hey, you got two X, one free go one free grow per day.
That's what someone said.
Her day sounds first restart here.
Yeah, I guess.
I mean, I have that for a game that is annoying.
Yeah, the game.
We agree on one thing.
I mean, I don't think any free girl. I just think like I said, I'm sitting here trying to convince you guys, but I promise you that people that do agree with me that they're not all of them are typing and I promise you again, I don't consider myself to be some weird special gamer.
I promise you again, I don't consider myself to be some weird special gamer
Yeah, I'd imagine so but
I promise you I'm not the only one who feels like that
Very well, okay, I mean we were on a server that it was running alright, but then like there was like fucking 10
It's just like an unreal level of like no balance the thought process
We're a bunch of the dinos
With with like, you know, you want as much skill expression as you can possibly have and anything that has PvP in it
I just
I think it's a bit too slow. I don't think there is a lot. It would make it so it's not so annoying when like
Shaco's fine as Sarah. Sarah. I think has a pretty good amount
I think some of the ones are kind of like maybe Cardo's okay. One person gets picked off until you get to and then you're kind of at a disadvantage
and
And then like another person gets picked off and they have two people and two people still growing and that takes fucking forever
So you're always like at the mercy of like the fucking
growth time
You're versing the person playing the dino instead of the dino if that makes sense. No, it doesn't make sense. It's the opposite
You're versing the dino not the person because some of the fucking dinos are so brain-dead that every person plays in the same fucking way
Every stago plays fairly fucking similar to one another.
One person likes to put their fucking butt towards you, one person likes to have their
face towards you, saying, no, you can't attack head on to their face, and you sure as shit
can't attack head on to their fucking tail.
You know what I'm saying?
If you get a little too close, they might sprint swing at you.
They are all the fucking same.
There's not much skill expression there.
Just saying.
I mean, isn't that what we're looking at?
You know what I mean?
Is that wrong?
skill expression. They don't even have to faint. They don't have to make you make a mistake.
They don't get punished for their mistakes. But you make one mistake. You think that if
you're going to get mopped off the planet with one hit, there would be some serious
microscope looking into the windows that each dinosaur has after each attack. And
I promise you, none of that gets looked at. But anyways, I really am interested
in updates for this game moving forward.
But in its current state, it is horrible.
Also, I think it'll get worse later,
but I don't wanna just assume completely.
So yeah, I've played this game for 1800 hours
and you're 100% right.
You know, Charlie, I love you, man.
Appreciate you, brother.
Thank the Lord, thank the Lord.
I don't know how legacy PVP was,
but I don't even know how it could be worse
than this, to be honest with you.
It's you have to be pretty fucking bad. You have to be pretty fucking bad
Man, you guys been going through the ringer, you know
If you try legacy as an apex you get killed by a single you I don't know how you guys do it
You tube it I get to like come through a community official service, right?
Kind of like start playing in it
Right chime into this community a little bit
Bitch it out complain get it all off my chest and then move on to the next one
You motherfuckers who are only in one community only play one game who have
Dedicated thousands of hours to this dino game you guys get put through the real fucking ringer
You don't get to get shit off your chest. You have to post complaints in a fucking forum
You don't get to fucking yell at a chat, you know complain back and forth with a chat get it off your chest
Bro, I don't know how you guys do it. I can't stand a month on this shit
And this is the best version of the game. You know what I'm saying? How the fuck have you guys played for two three four years?
How the straight ringer I'd lose my shit every day
It alone in my basement
You know not competitive, bro. Keep saying that to yourself big dog. Yo, it is horrible balance
Listen balanced does not equal competitive
It equals fun
You can't be stupid. Stop correlating both of those together just because
Competitive games just so happen to be fun and an e-sport. You know what I mean? Like and
Balanced I don't know what to tell you there
The big fucking excuse for the devs not to balance their game as it's not a PVP
It's not an e-sports game. That's my favorite excuse
It's a horrible excuse. The game should always be fucking balanced
Dinosaur Sim?
A Dinosaur Sim?
Arma Sim kinda made sense.
It was like used
for like that.
Is there someone out there trying to be a fucking dinosaur?
And they really gotta get it right?
What the fuck is a Dinosaur Sim?
I got a instant replay
and somebody from our side hit me
during that Sarah attack
immediately as soon as you attacked me.
I wasn't me at least, Jody.
Yeah, one of the teammates head shot me.
Dude, you got Dino walking simulator down.
I've never seen a Dino walk so fucking far.
Crazy.
I'm never drinking out of so many rivers.
Something knows me.
Surviving.
You know what I mean?
Really, what's the upgrade taking a shit to be incredible?
Maybe you'll actually have ways
You find in her another you start sniffing out shits
You know you should be able to sniff out you should be able to like you're like a fucking professional fucking
deadliest hunter on the planet
Like these motherfuckers only sit in bushes
We can't figure out what bushes are ruffled. You know I mean wouldn't you be able to kind of like
Hunt that type of shit
Like you figure out where all the dead shit is just fine because the fucker all the dead shit is
I wonder where the fucking alive shit is.
Why do y'all want to graze grass so bad?
I don't get it.
Bro, it's not about the grazing of grass.
They know where the good dinos are, bro.
It's a fucking herbivore world in the fucking aisle.
Okay?
Listen, I don't have to paint it for you, right?
The Dibble's been broken for a long time, okay?
fucking main dev mains dibble isn't that like a conflict of interest yes you
what tWish was doing on the your I don't know if you've been to your vods like I
guarantee you if the main dev maned Sarah what is it well dibble would have been
fixed forever ago including highlights highlights and vods can be up to a
hundred hours now sure as shit if we made the other ones you have the poor
carnivores and I was looking through I have 600 pages of like 20 second
highlight clips and I'm like I'm gonna go through and like delete. Why would they do that to like
majors? Is that not a conflict of interest? You're spending every night that you play your own
game just shitting on the competition with Dibble? You're not exactly going to the office the
next day motivated to fix it. And they give you the choice to like delete yours but if they
just like deleted all my highlights from five plus years ago i probably wouldn't be too upset
you know that's install them yeah depends on i don't even remember highlighting 600
dibbles been broken for how long you guys have been spawning in south plains for how long
like why no this way there's gotta be a lot to fix that that was shit you know
I just picture an office going in boo-boo buzzing in you know saying hello to the
security you know going up to the vending machine maybe the coffee machine
getting ready going up to your desk and working on a T-rex meanwhile 14 other
things are broken on six other dinosaurs oh don't worry guys you guys just just
The whole thought process of just wait till we add the dinos in then things might get done balance wise, right?
Like
Isn't that like a just hold my drink fuck you for a second. We'll fix it. You know, I mean just
You know, we know you're having a hard time right now. We're just gonna
Do this other shit first
Don't worry
Down the line. It's all gonna be Gucci. It's like that. There's no way, right?
That's like a blockbuster telling you like hey, you know, not getting any more new shit in
We're working on it though. We're working out
We seem to get the building built out a little bit more. It's in a six months or so
We'll start getting the new shit again. Okay
You mean while you don't have like a blockbuster or like a Hollywood video
You're in like fucking Rhode Island and some fucking boonies you have to drive an hour to get to the blockbuster in the first place
You're just inconvenienced to shit every day that things don't get fixed, but then they don't get fixed for crazy amounts of months.
It's where I don't understand how you guys be loyal to a video game.
Were Cardinals, like, overpowered back in the day during legacy?
So what, like, what's the reason they get, like, a movement nerf? Where does that come from?
Where does the dillow always move like that or they have better movement as well back in the day L wiggle
They don't want dino e-sports. Holy shit. Stop saying e-sports and balanced are just one thing
They can be two different things dipshit
only Lord have mercy people don't want to play against a guy who's eating
Cheetos with one hand has his feet up checking out a YouTube video left
clicking the fuck out of you to death while you're sitting there sweating your
balls off trying to beat him you know what I'm saying they don't want that
feeling am I wrong are you guys like that shit do you want to feel like that
after a three-hour fucking go this guy's got Cheeto dust on his fucking
He's been sitting in a bush for the last five hours.
He finally fucking emerges to do what?
To kill your dumb ass in one hit?
He's catching up on all his favorite TV shows.
You're sitting there just trying, you're really surviving out there?
You're the one sweating trying to live?
Not these motherfuckers, everything's catered to them.
Literally from the get-go, they're catered.
Do they wake up and just not have plants around them?
Motherfucker, when you go to the sanctuary, it has plants and nothing for it.
carnivores. So when you go to a starting area for an herbivore, you can
always expect there to be the shit you need. When you go there as a carnivore,
you're crossing your fucking fingers that you find anyone there because there's
nothing else. This game is so fucking catered to herbs. It's crazy, dude.
Meanwhile, the head dev is playing the most broken one.
It doesn't have to be eSports.
But if you're just completely not having balance in your game, I'm just going to throw it out
there.
I mean, your game sucks.
It's in the title, so I don't know where it is.
It's titled.
Because you don't, it's not like, it's not like balance for the sake of balance.
It's balance so that you fucking don't have your customers leave your game feeling
Like complete dog shit that someone just did nothing to kill you skill expression on a fucking stago brother, please
on a dibble, please
Oh
Quit then. Oh brother. I'm in the process. I'm helping you with it, too
You quit and with me big dog. You quit with me
I'm taking you with me
You got to be a dumbass
Thank you for raising your hand chats on your side right now
what's your name again DJ sweep all chats like yo DJ sweep I love your
music bro sorry your band free sweep free they're saying that for you right
now bro they're saying yeah they're not typing 07 sorry that's that's that's
that's not what they're typing what's going on with how you doing and fucking
and as a key this I do.
Bro, ain't no way you're the dev of a game.
You're playing the broken dinosaur,
just shitting on people on PVP
and you're not going into the office the next day
and fucking trying to get it fixed.
There ain't no way, right?
There's just not, man.
I wish I would have never asked him that question.
What do you mean?
I wish I would have never asked, to be honest.
Because just knowing that hurts.
Everyone's gonna be shitting on me tomorrow when I wake up.
I'm gonna have so many Twitter hits,
talking about how I'm a fucking loser,
dino hating fuck face that has no skill,
old man nonsense washed up, fell off.
Hundred dude, I'm gonna wake up and look at my Twitter feed
to just some fucking dipshit who's following four people.
You know?
I'm sorry being followed by four people and following like fucking 1500, you know I'm saying
I'm not even shitting you on this before Dible came out dandy main stago and that's why stago got buffed to
Look at his replies. He's like fucking yelling about football and how stupid refs are something
I
You know I'm saying and then in there you're just in there
And he's just like fuck you you fucking suck at dinosaurs and then everything else is just back to sports
You know I'm saying
You see that sometimes
Yeah, my bad to you. Yeah, I'm not even shitting on you for this
Before Dibble came out Donnie main stago and that's why stago got buffed in invincible because it lost every now and again, bro
You got your capping stop it your capping
He doesn't mean the two fucking dinosaurs that I can't stand in this video game. There ain't no way
That's cap
He did tell us that Stegos used to get shit on and I'm pretty sure chat confirmed that to be fair. I think
He said he said Stegos used to get bullied
basically so
Understandably, you know, it's understandable that they should be strong. Don't get me wrong not saying they shouldn't be strong
They should be strong. They should be very punishing
But there should still be
Windows that you can punish if you are getting punished for your mistake
For and getting tapped off the planet
They should be punished for their mistakes on missing swings and taking a little bit of damage in return
There's just like I don't understand how that's not a thing. That's crazy to me. You know I'm saying
That's crazy. I don't understand how that's even like even debatable
you know because it's a fact that if they stick their head into a fucking one
it's already hard enough to even get headshot damage or the proper angle to
get in and get out without getting hit in the first place because anyone again
who's not a fucking grandma reflex you know I'm saying is gonna be able to when
they hear your chomp react to it and fucking hit you you know I'm saying
may not hit you for full damage but they do it a couple times you're dead
But you pitch your head inside of a rock and you've completely eliminated even what was little to be there in the first place
Which I honestly don't even really believe there to be I don't honestly believe there's a window against good stagos
Especially when they put their head into a wall it's actually not there
I think like against good stagos. I honestly don't even believe there to be a window when they're walking in the open
You only I only beat stagos who are you can tell the good from the bad
You can tell the ones who are stone cold and they know they don't even have to swing at you
And then the ones who are like very reactive and scared that go man
Like, you know, I better swing at this you can punish those guys, right?
They might not even be utilizing their heavy swing to the full advantage because they might not even know that it actually swings faster
Than the normal swing. There's all sorts of things, right?
But very rarely do you come across the stago who doesn't know what the fuck is going on because there's really not a lot to
Understand probably only take a day of playing it
Yeah, they don't like if you're gonna make mistakes dude and get fucking snapped
I just don't understand how the windows for their mistakes are so small if existing at all
Because while Sarah has the problem of being fast enough to get in and out
The other guys will have the problem of
Getting in and out with their bad movement tech, you know what I'm saying? So it's like either way
It's like you're in a lot of trouble even if you're taking a chance at going for a single bite
See, I don't know
The whole game just seems to be off in my opinion basically
You break down the whole game like you can break it down like I swear like fucking dino by dino
initiative will just come across with weirdly unbalanced. If I wasn't racist
towards vegetarians you would enjoy playing Stego. I don't know if that's racism or
speciesism or something like that. Anyways I've wasted too much time ranting on
this. I think because I've ranted on it this much, I don't think tomorrow's
dinogame. I might wake up feel a little bit different but as of right now, I
Don't even want to be a one-trick Sarah, but it seems like that one's the like the one that's the most playable where you can
Take on the most fights with them
successfully
Right. It's like I want to be able to move to the other carnivores and be successful with them
But that's I just don't think they're that good
She was across there. Give me newsie in both hands of a car now
You said that every day last week
It's new people here man people go to comedy show they do a comedy show in different cities
They do the exact same act
I say the one comment a few times man you get mad at me come on bro
There's a bunch of different people here all the time
So while you're sitting you're saying oh good one. So many fucking in here said that three times someone else laughed at it
Okay, man
All right. I'm out of here guys. I ain't fucking out of here. I'm gonna give you guys two, uh tim back, all right
I'm gonna give you guys the tim back
Thank you for hanging. I am sorry that I'm always a salty doofus
I already know that I'm going to get smashed tomorrow.
Leave me alone on my ex profile please, okay?
Nobody, just leave me alone, thank you.
Dino game?
I don't see a reason to continue at the moment.
Yeah, there's not even enough adventure.
Like you know, like you die in Daisy and like you can kind of expect the next life,
at least you're starting kind of like your new adventure.
It's not even really that in this.
It's not really like a new adventure.
Like that I'm like I'm gonna sit here in this
How long are we gonna sit here in this fucking bush before I can start starting things
All right guys, thanks for chillin wait for alos
Yeah, we'll wait for updates on this bad boy. I don't know see it thieves daisy
And I'm gonna have to really think about some shit what I want to play. I don't know. We'll see something soon
I really want to play something with the boys though, bros
Like the only thing I don't want to leave the dino game for is I don't want to not be chilling with the boys
So I gotta figure something out that we can all play
But yeah, good night guys sweep. Well have fun with Tim. I'm sorry for being salty again. I'm sorry. It's just I
See the flaws in the game now and it's just
A little disheartening so I express that yeah, I'm out now. Good night. Super. I'll catch you tomorrow, dude
later later.