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so so so so so I'm out. is When you look into the skyline
Protect yourself
Just run away in the
Skyline Just try to run your mind Run, run, run Is this for real?
Is this for real?
When you think about the
Skyline so so so so so so so so so so so so decisions so so so so so so so so so we can smell it The down for a better ordeal And I roll with it, roll with it
Life's down but it's up now
Tonight, tonight Tonight bring me up there so oh so so maybe so so is so I'm a character so so so so so is so so so so so so is so Outro Music so so Thanks for watching! so so so so man so so so then man make them so so so so so so me oh so so so so is so so Thank you. so so so I'll never see tomorrow
Sleep in the dream
Lost it one more day
We're trapped, we're failing all this time
And what's wrong with our lives? so so so yes so so so so so so so so so so so so so I only got myself to blame, so let me hesitate
Cause I know you felt the same
But I'll always catch you later
You're going your own way
And I love to see you thriving
But you look at me and say I've got a gift for all those me to take back from you just don't forget me i swear and i'll call my waitress all right dudes thank you guys for tuning into the stream. Good morning, good afternoon, good evening!
How's everybody doing? What's going on?
Gotta double up on the phone here
i like this song Remember a little over a month ago, I asked you in chat for good vibes during my new jobs
training? Well, it's payday's week thank you all
hey
good vibes and the vibes worked.
Yeah, let's go.
Hey yo man
I'm happy for you
And as like it's gonna get better
and better as time goes on in
the job right?
You'll get more and more comfortable.
And one day you're just going to feel like...
The day that you're feeling good about going to work is when you just know everything that can happen.
You've already been through all of it.
You know what I'm saying?
That's like the best feeling, right?
Your shit don't stink when you're there. You know what I'm saying? That's like the best feeling, right? Your shit don't stink when you're there. You know what I'm saying? You know your
shit.
That didn't make any sense.
You know what I'm saying? Wait, yeah, dude.
Kind of. Yo, Swayze, thank you, brother.
Appreciate it.
Thank you, Argentina.
I'm happy for you, brother.
Thank you so much
for showing the love back, man.
I appreciate that, brother.
Hell yeah.
Chad, I like how we give him good vibes and I make 10 bucks. Shit.
Swayze, thank you for the five giftos man.
Appreciate you brother.
You're welcome guys to the squad
Blitz almost said
I'm sorry bros. I'm sorry bros I'm sorry
you'll get yours
your good karma
will come your way
yours comes in
karma form
okay
I get it in cash, which
some would say is not as good as karma.
You know what I mean?
I'll give you guys this one. You guys take the karma.
I'll
take the cash on this one.
Don't I'll take the cash on this one, alright?
Don't start your content yet. I haven't tuned in completely
I have to run up on the roof and move my antenna
Too much static
What the fuck bb
what the fuck is that a big head joke Thank you, BB.
Your butthole.
BB the butthole.
All right?
Appreciate ya.
Thanks everybody for dropping social resubs. Y'all mission butthole. Alright? Appreciate you. Thanks, everybody.
Drop in the subs and resubs. Y'all Mr. Wenny.
M-R-Wenny.
Yeah, Mamcoff.
Thanks so much, guys, for the resuits.
I appreciate it. You've been there four years.
Thank you, brother. Hope you like your new sub batch I appreciate you hitting that four years. Thank you brother.
Hope you like your new sub-batch.
Thank you for that.
I've reignited everyone's love for this game and I just got done talking shit about
this game yesterday
can't be doing that great of a job Yeah, I fucking I finally cracked and even tweeted
a DayZ yesterday.
I said... Yo, they tweeted me back
and said anyone got a clip?
Anyone got a freaking clip? Dude I shouldn't have said anything. Now
I'm gonna look stupid
I said dudes can hear me' a can of beans two houses over but I can't hear enemies sprinting up on me.
But that's the truth! Okay? It's the fucking truth.
Okay. You got their attention, you should tell them to fix it they're already doing
that smoky i just complained and complained but
they like brought it out and had to revert it
but uh they know that the zombies are kind of whack.
The zombies just have weird aggro. Motherfucker will be
running at my boy and pass by me
and just be like, what's up bitch?
Just keep on running the boy you
know I mean and then maybe right when it gets to me he's like yeah I don't want
to go for you anymore and any fucking turns and comes back at
me cuz it's just like what the fuck is going on?
My man had his butt facing at me yesterday and like wouldn't move And I walked up to punch him,
and he slammed his hands on the ground,
and I got hit and got a bleed.
And I was like wait what? Anyways.
Let's play.
Anyways, now that we're done talking shit about it, let's play.
DMACC attack dropping the gifted subs
sub to BrutalBrutal. Welcome
to the squad my man, DMACC attack. Thank you sir.
Appreciate your brother.
That is a donkey dmacc attack thank you sir appreciate your brother hey
that was a donkey back kick summit yeah he fucking
i don't even know what to say about it my I was thinking like maybe i try New York but
I'm gonna try not to get stream sacked is I'll Terrier or Anastar.
I want to play something that's not going to die, plus
I'm not done with fucking...
I'm not done with the...
No, no, I'll skip.
I'm getting better at it. I'm learning a quick. I'm not done with the... No, I'll skip. I'm getting better at it.
I'm learning it quick.
Why am we rusting?
That's not a bad idea man really not what is this
is this like something popping up let me know i have an air going on or something yeah I'm going to go with the Dr. Cylon
last night was one of
the best runs ever
to be honest which
one?
I don't know I think it's on. Last night was one of the best runs ever, to be honest with you. Which won?
I don't think I had a good run yesterday, did I?
I mean, yeah, we got some cool kills.
We did get some cool fights. We definitely got some cool kills with that one
trade at Candy Cane we got wasn't too bad.
I probably have to restart
my
client
because it was open all night, right right that's what it is just racking up my fake hours chat
just trying to slam the 4k dude Oh, my God. is just
hi somehow i did it i'm okay sir how are you ready rock steady your a3 one with naughty was awesome oh thanks bro i appreciate that
yeah that was a fun one that was a fun one. That was a fun one. We had some fun early
game stuff too with Naughty the other day where we were just...we just decided to be bandits
and kill everybody, almost everybody.
So we were betraying people, just killing people.
Then he got one really good on a lady that was in trouble.
She's limping, low HP the EVR storm was about to hit
not a lot of choices
so she came into the barn
and Nottie put his RP, you know
nice guy voice on
And killed him with a shotgun straight away
It was pretty funny
This shit was pretty funny
yeah she was like stoked to make it there
you know turned around to you know as as naughty was celebrating her making it as well um
hey little cyana Thanks so much for the seven months, Lil Siana.
Appreciate that.
Benjamin, thanks for the motherfucking three months.
Classic Brando yesterday.
Days lie chestnut already got your goofy ass right lunatic already
got you hopefully i did guys maybe not yo shrek 21 thanks for using your prime here man
i say youtube man i don't know if I said this to a crew here.
Uh, yo.
Oi Mathias.
Oi Math.
Oy Mr. OI.
How's it going? Thanks for the nine months here. Please get me some content
My feet hurt like motherfucker My feet hurt. Oi!
How do I say your name?
Oi, Mathis? Oi! boy mathis I'm waiting for a response.
Soak them feet, brother! Them feet!
When we gonna get another MMO? Which I don't know they kind of just roll through when they feel like it you know
mike got a nail removed hurts i had it.
You don't know how to say it in English. Oh!
Okay, hmm.
Can I call you Oymath?
Hmm... I don't want to give you a sucky nickname.
What do I call you what do you want me to call you hey summit
mad mad ice okay right now and put you down as my next i'm gonna try my best.
You're fucking me up, man.
You're fucking me up.
Mad Ice.
What the fuck?
What'd you do to me?
Was this some sort of i think you and just blaze at the same time just fucked me up hey summit i graduated high school joining the military i'm at any test right
now uh and put you down as my next of kin,
uh, and I need some info from you. Oh bro,
I got you if they need to send me out there to save you or something like that.
I can do that too.
Let me know. something like that I can do that too
let me know you gotta hit me up thanks for the appreciation 400k coming your way
holy shit this guy's got a fire started on the roof
which roof you say? The fucking one that nobody can......aggress on them.
Hope I find a grenade.
Oh, fuck! so so
hey Hey! Oh, that's your friend already
moving over here.
Ugh! Alright.
Fuck him while he's...
his mother fucks.
This has already been full looted for sure. There's no way they left much.
I'll take some stuff though. These fools.
We don't know what they have.
These fools!
Hello, are you friendly?
Yeah.
Are you friendly?
I mean, even if I wasn't...
Even if I wasn't man there's not really much
I can do.
What is your name? My name is Jim...
Bo.
Your name is Jim, okay my name is Paul.
Okay what's going on dudes you guys look like you're doing pretty good and you already looted the whole town.
Can you speak slowly please?
Did you guys already loot the whole place?
Okay, okay I understand what you mean.
So did you play alone or...
Yeah I'm solo
Okay, okay Okay. So...
You're a little geared for this area, homie.
Good job! Nice two bandages for you for your third what 20 bullets you shot
what a dumbass that was actually stupid of him to do
this guy's like trying to fucking gibberish me too.
He's like, okay so...
Like yeah I kinda understand what's coming here boss man
Some motherfuckers are stupid that play this game
It's crazy.
Turning the corner in one tapping would have been way more efficient. Alrighty.
Good start, we have to run into a couple dipshits, huh?
King Edward thanks for the 10 giftos brother man. It's good to see you sir. I appreciate you welcome guys to the squad it's the king he's back and dropping
some gift us again thanks brother appreciate you Oops.
Alright! Let's go on the actual adventure now.
Where stupid asses that are overgeared aren't in the area for, and some literal spawns...
A literal spawn area. um uh Oh man, I'll just be looted more than likely. Ahem.
Oh, bro that's... I don't know what to do with their AI. It's insane.
My man is in a 1v1 and he's doing circles around me like he doesn't know what he wants to do.
It just instantly goes right behind you, the first thing he tries to do.
What is this? Why are they just running around me? How many zombies is that in a row where instead of just taking
a front fight, he's literally doing circles around me? Was that three in a row?
The hell?
That's just whack, bro.
Whack! Whack! so All right, all right. Where do I want to go? Oh, look where we're at. so me Maybe they needed me as a fishing rod.
So if my character's cut up, you know...
That would make sense. that makes sense so They're just idiots
they're just loser humans Oh boy, this can go bad. Bro, are you serious?
What is happening?
They work on the AI. The guy doing circles and going on all fours so heavily
he can't stop doing it past the door.
Like bro...
Come on now! That shit's horrible. That's like fucking horrible, bro.
You got them trying that shit so often
that motherfuckers, they literally can't
even get through a door sometimes no wonder i'm always getting hit
that's like their main objective is to go on all fours and circle something
even when it's not in chance of them
to do that attack over
them running at you like a dipshit
zombie's supposed to do, you know what I mean?
Kind of like Braindead style.
This whole they-do-that more often
than just the straightforward attack is weird to me.
Like, you guys need to chill out-
Chill that out. That specific animation
make it like a less percent chance
to happen on each zombie.
It's just kind of like
a wonky fucking thing
and it makes the fights stupid.
The fights need to at least be
controllable and not always cheesable,
you know what I'm saying? Like people cheese
the zombies more than they control the zombies
in this game, you know what I'm saying? It wasn't always like that.
... so I was gonna say maybe we do arm bands or somebody but
oh hello oh shit i thought that was a magazine anybody hold on to that. Oh, hello?
I thought that was a magazine.
Anybody hold on to this anyways?
Nah.
I wasn't scared there at all. Not for a second.
Not for a second, dude!
... I saw you gulp lies, lies.
I just need a drink. Hey! Thank you devs, admins, whoever the powers that be are. so Give me a fucking face mask, man.
Somewhere there's a face mask here.
Medium, high.
And a fucking compass.
Let's take a look at this beauty.
Oh, yeah!
Brand new.
Like it's brand new!
Okay, I'll take some combat sites just in case. I'll take a heat pack to keep me warm today.
Keep in advance.
Maybe we'll hold on to it just in case. For a little bit.
Might need it for now.
Since we don't have a knife.
Well, this shit shebanged.
Because we kind of figured it would be.
Also yo in my opinion zombies need lower fuckin' aggro.
But you know, that's just me.
Their aggro radius is fucking gigantic they're like fucking Hawkeye out here.
Nyaaah!
Hup! Ha! Hah! My man's too stupid to swing more than one time, but he's hitting me with a bleed on the first shot. so so so um so Oh hello?
There's nothing coming out bro. Come in now, bruh. Huh.
Hold on there for a minute.
... hold on there for now so so
he's mad at himself he marred himself so so hello hello so so so so There's a a piece of shit in this game, man. Oh, no way.
Guy misses a fucking shot on me while I'm standing still.
Hits the shot on me while I'm sprinting.
How did he move up that close so fast? What the fuck is going on? so Thanks for watching! He wasn't far, kept looting. He wasn't as close as the second shot,
so it was definitely a different person.
He wasn't just sprinting that
entire distance while I looked inside of a building and left, like
the fuck are you talking about? so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so We're only going back because we have the mine closed. so so so so I don't know, I got too long. oh so What the fuck is going on here, man? This guy's probably more that way, I guess on that tree.
Where'd my body go
am i dead here again they're still camping so so so so I think that was at me.
That's them bro, they're literally just still camping the spawn.
The two fucks.
No way, bro.
There's no way, bro. Okay. I'm gonna go back to the Hey, fuck you guys man.
You couple losers. Camping spawns and shit.
Don't fucking hit me at the fire, bitch!
What's up you fuck? Later. What's up, motherfuckers?
What the fuck is up?
What the fuck is up?! What the fuck is up?
What the fuck is up?
You pieces of shit.
You fucks.
You fucks.
Spawn camping your fucking dicks off, got shit on.
Oh baby that felt so good!
All you fuckin'
shit-talking bitches.
You guys thought your shit didn't stink? You thought you were the fucking
you thought you were the fucking
the shit in this bitch?
You guys thought you were just gonna roll around and camp
noobs for fucking ever?
You fucking thought.
You fucking pussies.
Oh, you fucks.
What's up, dude? They were talking shit on their way in.
They were talking shit on their way into the motherfucker!
I gotta figure out what the fuck has what here.
Oh, buckshot! Get fucked bitch.
Get fucked bitch. Get fucked bitch get fuck bitch
it's up bitch boy get fucked get absolutely fucking fucked I gotta leave let's go they have a knife on alive those fuck this thing give her that.
Let's leave now before they show up.
Let's just take that shit and go. You Amazing.
You fucks deserved every fucking second of that.
You fucks deserved every second of that
talking shit on your way in
On your way into this shit you were talking shit
On your way IN, you were talking shit
Ugh were talking shit.
If I die,
fine. If I die to them,
I'm pissed. I gotta get out of here.
I don't want them respawning and fucking killing me.
I'm triple carrying my way out of this bitch.
Do you have any bullets in this fucking scout? Oh, you sure fucking do,
you little bitch boy. You sure fucking do, you little bitch boy.
You sure fucking do,
don't you?
You sure fucking do.
I wonder who missed
their snipe shot
from a long distance.
I wonder which one
of you fucks did it.
It's the guy with the scout,
The guy with the BK got me
Oh baby! One of the best fucking jibates
I've ever done my whole fucking streaming life
And against the two fucks i wanted to do it
against the most oh baby vengeance is so fucking sweet
suck my fucking nuts i hope you two dumbasses come across this clip
in your future so you continuously look at how stupid you are.
Oh yeah man...
Oh yeah man!
Get fucked!
Sorry chat,
I'm relishing in that one
I'm fucking
relishing in that one
You know what's so great about it?
What was so great about it is his boy hit it while they were both in view of it.
And I wasn't,
it was perfect.
I didn't get touched!
They both got fucked!
Oh my God,
I thought for a second
I was only gonna get one, right?
The guy was running up the stairs
and I was thinking to myself
at least I got one, right?
And then he falls over no way
karma those guys those guys I gotta get to a place to hide though
I gotta figure out which gun
To drop
Do I just get rid of shotgun here?
And say fuck shotgun?
Or do i get rid of...I have to keep the bison right, Bison Pioneer combo
Dying to cold pet love i know i know that's what i'm trying to figure out Just triple for now? Okay.
Holy get fuck city, bro.
Holy get fuck city.
Holy! That is crazy that that worked.
I can't fucking believe it. The only reason I even
went back was because I had
the land mine there, and who fucking
knew these two dumbasses
would fall for that whole
fucking thing! Literally, the comms
everything. These two dumbasses
followed it like it was a fucking carrot on
a stick, bro. Oh my
God, dude. Talk about small brain.
Oh my good talk about small brain syndrome dude they're already in the final phase. I'm going down this way,
and we'll start a fire on a tree,
over a building.
I'm like hella nervous now that I'm gonna
throw this run down the drain, but as long as it's not
the two fucking same guys...
That got my adrenaline spiked, bro.
Holy shit!
That got my adrenaline spiked. Those guys didn't scumbag me once
They didn't- they scum bagged me twice and they were and they
respond killing bro if there was anybody that deserved it dude it was those two
fucks Shit, made five bucks on it. so That was crazy bro. I can't believe that fucking worked. I can't fucking believe it, dude.
I can't fucking believe it, dude.
Oh, holy...
Yo, man!
People are gonna love that clip, dude.
People are gonna love that.
Yo, Jaren is gonna love that clip, dude. People are gonna love that. Yo, Jaren is gonna love
that clip!
Jaren's gonna love that.
That's just straight vengeance. Just perfect form.
Bro, when you got them even talking on the way into
the building that you're about to do on them and oh oh yeah oh yeah Yo, uh
Yo, yo
OD Green
What's up brother
Thanks for the 10 giftos man
Appreciate you brother
Thank you for supporting
The channel
Welcome homies to the squad
Yeah thank you
Thank you bro.
Goddamn, that felt good.
Goddamn.
Oh yeah
man. I was even thinking of myself
like those are the... They're probably still just down there killing people.
Because they went from killing me, right?
For nothing.
I didn't have anything, right?
They wasted a shitload of ammo.
Which meant like, dude these guys definitely have ammo to waste.
Which they kind kinda don't.
And then uh...
Then they fuckin'- I'm thinking after they kill me at the fountain maybe they're just sittin' in a camp and spawns.
Bro sure as shit they were, because I hear them shooting at
somebody else.
And sure as shit, I see that fucking press vest
on this homie.
Oh man, and the idea pops into my brain
and I can't believe it actually worked. Because usually when ideas
pop into my brain, they don't even fucking come close
to working.
Alright, we gotta get to this spot. We're double dying. We're gonna get up into a tree and start making a fire
I wanna get away from the road, and the power lines.
Let's go this way a little bit longer.
Might go down the red-ish soon.
I guess you gotta find a cluster of trees
that's not near a road, that's not near power lines.
We can go over here in these.
Kinda...
That would be better set up here. Let's go with this.
Oh man!
Yo Big Papa thank you for the 20 giftos too man!
Appreciate you brother!
Yo welcome guys to the squad hope you enjoy yourselves here as well yo!
OD Green gifted some more as well. 30 giftos.
Guys! That's crazy.
Yo, can we drop some 1Gs for
OD Green and for Big Papa
please? Both of them dropping huge amounts of money on
that shit dude. Thank you fucking...
Thank you so much, homies.
Oh yeah!
We want to get away from this.
Let's go down to the original three
that we saw down here probably.
Maybe something like these.
Oh, they're nesting on a dirt road.
Bro, where is there not
a dirt road in this bitch?
I'm gonna die.
I was thinking about letting the guy up
and talking him right but then i was thinking to myself that will be the best way just to ruin this entire thing.
So I just shot him in his fucking face.
Okay, we're triple carried right now. Dropping the shotgun.
I got a knife off of those doofuses so I can get some bark here.
We need sticks. We've got one right next to us.
Two bark, boom.
Gather a stick, don't drop the tree hopefully.
Perfect, boom.
Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom.
Only got one bark, I guess? Whatever.
I might have mashes actually, I don't know.
Let me look. I don't think so though.
I do. Are they damp?
They're not.
Um...
Okay. I know this is not a good place for fire. Actually, let's do it up here hit me a little bit.
It might kill me.
Nah, no way, right?
Would I die like that if the game let it happen? I'm gonna drop some fucking things next to it.
I might die to food...
I don't think I'll die to food,
but it's going to take a little while for
these to thaw so it's gonna i might go down to red blinking
unless one of them already thought they're not oh
alive I lied.
Something else was... not, aww
shit. Okay. Little bit
might be enough to hold me over.
Holy shit chat!
That shit happened dude, that's crazy.
That shit happened dude. That's crazy. That shit just happened to those guys. so so I can't believe that happened, Sil.
That's honestly...
Like, dude.
That's one in a fucking million for me, bro.
I'm telling you.
I'm fucking telling you.
Dude. telling you. That's one in a fucking million, dude.
Because not only did they hit it... One of them hit it!
It blew up both of them while I was just perfectly out of range of it, dude. Oh my
God.
I was
just perfectly LOS'd on that bitch.
Kevin's gonna love that clip, bro. Oh my goodness, dude.
Thank you guys so much for those gifted sets by the way dudes I recognize that's a lot of money girls.
I appreciate ya dudes thank you so fucking much um yo od green and uh
big papa dude almost calling yeah i appreciate your fellas
holy shit bro that's fucking nutty this thing once it gets to Holy shit, bro.
That's fucking nutty.
This thing, once it gets to 600, we'll start thawing it out so we still have to just wait a little bit.
Food takes a long time to kill you
so we should be okay.
I also want to eat that water bottle on frozen
this is i bet this canteen's fine but i don't have pills so i'm not going
to risk it at the moment and i'll play Oh my goodness gracious, dude.
That's gonna be one of
my best clips of all time.
That's one of my best clips
of all time. For sure, that whole scenario.
I was just sitting there annoyed at these fucks so much
that i wanted to keep going back for it. so Had the landmine get there?
Your boy placed it.
That's why I drew him into the spot.
Dude, talk about good placement on that mine! I didn't know that I was fucking throwing down
The God Mine, you know what I mean? When I was fucking throwing down the God mind.
You know what I mean?
When I was putting it there.
That's fucking nuts bro.
Holy shit dude.
Holy shit.
That is fucking nuts. that is nice oh yeah parable oh yeah Holy shit.
Jaren's gotta make that whole thing a little, like... Like short
or something like that to throw on YouTube, dude.
Like that whole little, like... They killed
me. I'm at the water fountain. They kill me again
and we go back for a third.
Okay, thing is now, we gotta just get our heat up now.
So this...
Yeah these aren't gonna be hot though so I'm pretty much just chilling at this point.
I'm going to this can of spaghetti.
Holy
shit, that can actually hurt me.
Back off a little bit. Your guy needs four in the world.
Get it? They're the same guys that killed me in Lubb.
They're the same guys that killed me The life after at the fucking fountain
And then they were still down there
Killing fresh spawns when I got there
for the third time.
Hey, dude, those guys
could have made it any
better of a scenario.
Why is my house so up? Because I was
double dying to
cold and food,
and it looks like cold is still kicking my ass, bro.
Cold is still kicking my ass, bro. Bolt
is still kicking my fucking ass.
And I'm sitting next to a thousand degrees.
Um...
Let's start here.
Get this one.
Okay. right here. Let me get this one. I don't know if it's like a nighttime
kind of cold event right now or what.
It might be.
Kind of got to just stick this out until I get into a better position.
I want to get yellow before I start moving around too much.
I don't even really know where I'm at.
Gotta get my bearings too. The hold is still murdering me, bro.
It's got my health going down on its own. The trees bug the fire, you gotta stand up for heat.
Really?
These for realsies?
You gotta stand up, that's a trick.
Okay.
That's fine I guess.
Maybe that's why some of the times Kevin couldn't get heated up in some of those deadfall runs.
Honestly, I should just do this. Yeah, good call bro. I don't think I can heat it up like that.
Oh yeah, I can. I might fuck it up though.
It fluxes up fast too, that would be fair.
Doesn't keep it heated up very much It's cold events, depending on your cold resistance.
That has nothing to do with the trees.
You know what I'm saying?
You just gotta survive it.
I can eat it while its warm. We are in such a random part of the forest, I don't think anybody will come by.. so Damn. Damn, bro.
Bolivet kicking my fucking ass!
What do I do about it?
I'm sick now too.
We're really feeling it aren't we no
pills okay this is not one now
hold eventicking my ass.
Heat packs. Oh, fucking ate it. How's he going down?
We're in a cold event.
I'm outside.
I want to be inside for a cold event.
Outside makes it risky,
but there's not really too many places
for me to go at the moment without risking.
Good news is a lot of other people will more than likely be indoors.
My clothes are fucked up,
without a doubt,
but there's nothing I can do about that because
I don't have anything to fix them. You have to understand
that I was a fresh bomb when I killed these dudes.
Pretty fresh.
Okay. fresh. Trying to move a little bit, I guess.
As long as I'm good enough that my health doesn't go down,
that's what we're looking for. Oof. I'll show the clip in a bit, let me get into it better for this thing.
I know, I'm sick.
Fix my gun... This Pioneer's
really good though.
I never had a Pioneer a kaleidoscope on it.
I didn't know that could even go on it. Dude, we're at yellow! Let's go! The cold event might be
going away soon. Oh fuck.
How'd I get sick from being cold too long. Tell me why I just explained what Daisy is and who you are to a group of girls at a party
causing wearing your long gram hat.
You big doofus! You big doofus.
Well, man I hope it's working for you.
I hope it's working for ya.
Thanks to the 25. Appreciate ya. It's something to talk about.
Thanks for supporting this channel, brother.
That's what's up, bro. I appreciate you, man.
Hey, thanks for rocking the merch too.
Even at a party? Let's go!
Thank you, brother. Ha ha ha ha. That's it!
Well, what is he doing now?
He's been sitting at this fire for ten fucking minutes.
Why do people want to watch this guy?
It's not my fault.
Alright, we're starting to go up in here.
I think the pull of that ended.
Look at these motherfuckers who had a grenade too.
Yeah!
So pumped. I'm so pumped dude, to be honest. I'm so pumped, I'm so pumped.
I'm so massively pumped about that.
One of the greatest clips of all time for me 100
my best az clip a hundred percent i've never done anything that good in daz so Phew.
Is that another cultivet? No, right?
No way. Impossible.
It's impossible!
I'm not scared. You're scared. Just give me the fucking heat buff so I can leave.. Okay, heat buff on the way. Is that a compass oh no the sun we head south that's pretty much what we do here we go south give me this heat buff so i can move I'd really like to turn this run into a real run here if I can. It would be the icing on the cake for
winning that fight. I don't want to get sniped here in a fucking fire. so Alright.
I don't see a compass on me.
Oh, I do! Let's go.
Let's finish this real quick. I's go. Let's finish this real quick.
I can't. Let's finish this before we start running.
I'm so happy
we decided to find that.
Decided to take that landmine and use it there, bro.
Woo-hoo-hoo!
Who the fuck had thought
it would work like that, man?
I don't know where the fudge I am right now.
Where the fuck this even is?
I've never even seen these buildings.
Yo, I needed to cut up a body
To fish
Chat
We're just gonna have to hope
We come across some wolves dude
If I turn this run into a run
It'd be a goddamn miracle
Should I loot this for like sewing kits and shit?
I feel like I should.
The problem with it is that I'm triple carried bro so it's super annoying dealing with zombies
ripple carry dealing with zombies you sure we don't just drop this shotgun chat
i think he should drop the shotgun.
We're gonna get more bullets and shit.
A triple-can... you know what that a triple K is the worst.
I think we're at right there.
I know Buckshot is really good, I know that can be a difference maker and
a kill or something like that dude but at the end of the day i want to shoot
full auto weapons
okay this is actually dangerous right here because everyone's low on health.
We can't really escape this we have to just fight it out.
They're both in the same pattern now which is good. Hell yeah. fight it out.
We're both in the same pattern now, which is good. Hell yeah.
We're gonna go to 50 cuffs here
so I'll learn my knife. Don't have a lot of that
right now. I do have bones though.
Maybe I should just keep using that.
My insulation is more important than the knife at the moment.
Too late on that fight, though.
Huh? Good.
You are bad insulation.
If I get something,
I might drop a helmet
for better insulation.
Low versus medium.
We're okay there. You're in al- oh, uh, Alaskid or some shit. What is it called? Um...
Allocate! We're in allocate right now. This is high.
We should've taken that. Be honest with you.
Yikes, bad idea? Think it's a bad idea chat?
... Yeah, bad idea.
Keep coming? Okay, okay, okay.
Don't get too greedy. I'm not trying to get greedy I'm trying to actually be less greedy, right?
I'm trying to just get a lot of insulation oh maybe that's maybe that is so Where's the sun last seen? I thought I was gonna be able to rely on this. Oh wait, I have a couple trigger.
East... let me go south.
Press.
Stuff can be up here, huh?
I already have a sniper for now.
I think we just keep the scout.
Someone's stuck in there.
... over there Go straight south through the dam. Straight south we go. Should have checked that tank.
Fix the helmet?
Oh yeah, I can fix the helmet!
I have epoxies!
Hell yeah brother!
Good call!
Oh, there's a gunnery over here! Hell yeah, brother. Good call!
Looking good now?
Doesn't help the insulation, but still good.
Wait, was it bad insulation before or low? Maybe it's bad before. Low now.
Yeah damn patches! The food situation is going to hit us like a fucking truck
If we don't figure it out which we can actually I can fish
100% I can fish here
Actually, maybe even after the dam
I go hard right and I fish in that little area along that coast
I think that wouldn't be a bad idea. If I could find some more 5.56 ammo
That would be pretty ideal too
sick is the number one priority the thing is that sick this stick will kick
itself if i can keep myself on what-
Oh dude, I should fish there.
I should right now.
Realistically.
I know it's like a long...
...road though.
I don't think we need it. I gotta get on Discord and tell Noddy what server we're in by the way.
I was supposed to if servermen.
Okay because if it's not the one I've been in queue for
For the last hour and a half
We got problems
I can just go to that one then
Type the one
That you're in
Yeah, it's not the same.
That's fine though.
I'll go to yours.
Okay.
You know...
You know what I'm talking about?
That's how you typed me.
Yeah, yeah.
Alright, alright.
Sounds good.
I have a canteen already though that's what i'm saying i just want another one
we go for that. so uh Just got that fish.
Alright.
Oh yes we did really.
Oh yes we fucking did it.
Oh yes we fucking did it.
Problem now is I have nothing to cook it in.
I need to find a pot.
Oh, you know what, dude? I can just cook it at the fucking damage. It's YOLO.
That's what we can do here, throw space now.
We'll just have to get there. Yolo-dolo!
We'd do it at a time. That's pretty rough though brother.
You know what I'm saying?
One of the times on that many stakes is a little bit rough.
We'd be there for a little while.
Okay, so we're going to go ahead and get this guy out of here. on that many stakes is a little bit rough. We'll be there for a little while.
I need to get my...
You know what, dude?
We're drinking this.
We're going for it!
They were at that water fountain, bro. there's no way they didn't hit the
waterfall it's a thousand percent this is gonna be fine
i want to kick the sickness so i need to keep my water in the white. so Oh yeah!
Um...
Boom.
Boom.
Boom.
Yeah!
That's huge.
That's huge.
Insulation up off of that.
Insulation up right off of that, right there.
That one item.
Not that item.
That item. the run is starting to improve slowly slowly slowly improving we're back on
white house our installation is not going to be terrible anymore.
Prepare the meat, dude.
Okay yeah we are looking good now looking good now two two big upgrades there
now medium and best we're still struggling on the uh
the heat run but we'll get there.
Natural resistance goes up slowly.
Looking for this dam.
Damn! I don't... hmmm
I don't want to go that way
Can i go around this way? No, huh. Where's the- how did I miss the dam? It's right there.
I passed it by a wee bit there didn't I? I I'm just going on the coast. so so so I'm all fucking locked in and shit dude.
I really want this for this life to work out.
I wanna at least get him to a logout spot you know what i mean so Yeah, I need Jaren to make a little short on YouTube dude of that whole scenario.
I think man, that's what I need him to do.
So, I can always have it. It's just the perfect vengeance story, bro. You know what I mean?
Man we all dream of those moments on fucking punishing the assholes that kill us
you know what i mean in DayZ.
And those guys were just showcasing it, dude.
You know what I mean?
They were just showcasing it, bro. Love Jinx kills me. Camping the fuckin' water fountain
I come back again and they're still in town killing other people dude
Oh man! It couldn't be any more perfect!
Those guys just like they
showcased themselves being butt heads
right? And then we got the perfect
vengeance while they were talking
shit! My dudes were running in there while they were talking shit.
My dudes were running in there, ready to kill me
while talking shit?
Oh bro... couldn't be any better?
They had to recognize my voice.
You know what I mean?
I saw that shit.
Dude, bro.
Crazy as shit I've ever seen. Those were the two French guys that were like, he was distracting you so this boy could shoot you right?
Dude not only that they killed me on that one
The next life I went to the water fountain thinking they were gone and
they fucking sniped me at the water fountain.
And then I come back again
and they were killing other people in town
so they were just camping the town
with high tier loot or like higher tier loot
than you would get. That's a spawn town, right?
That's a legit spawn town, yeah. People go
there as one of three.
Yeah, bro.
Dude's got fucking mopped after that, bro.
Notice how they didn't even bother trying to like...
They were just there, ready to kill me.
They weren't trying to act friendly with me
because they probably already recognized my voice and shit
so they started running after me
this sounds like mocking and making like noises
and then bro his boys are dumbass he ran up the stairs his boy went left and hit them yeah
yep i tried to bait him with the mic like
I was at the fire. I was like come fight me at the fire
or something like that right?
Don't come in next to my fire
or something.
Tried to bait him to the left you know Yeah, yeah, yeah. Alright. Tried to bait him to the left, you know?
Yeah, I mean...
Dude, I can't believe it blew up so perfect
that he blew up his friend too
right in front of me and didn't even touch me.
I don't know how. The mine was literally
right under you, right?
No, no, no. Did you see where
I placed it? To the left of
the door. Yeah, yeah, right to the left of the
door. So the mine didn't hit me but I think
he wasn't LOS'd from that
yet, you know what I mean?
So I think it scattered to him. While me
I was like...
Yeah.
Yeah, so the guy in the stairs got knocked out.
The guy who hit the mine died instantly.
Okay.
Yeah bro, it was so fucking sick.
Best thing I've ever done to Daisy without a doubt.
Best feeling I've ever had in Daisy without a doubt.
Straight of vengeance on these fucks that were spawn killing people
and killed me twice.
And as they were running in we're talking shit
you know yeah that's the funniest part that he was mocking you making noises
yeah when it came in oh my god, that's so good. He thought his shit didn't sink. He thought he had it handled bruh
I'm like I can't that's fucking
Golden dude I'm like, I can't. That's fucking... I don't know, bro.
It's golden, dude.
It's so fucking good.
That is fucking golden.
I can't believe that shit happened.
Man, how are you going to top my oh-you-made-it clip in one day?
Dude, that's a golden clue for I just see my own shadow and I could go is golden, now the one you just pulled bro
I can't believe it. That's a tree
Oh motherfucking god. I wanna kick you off this server by the way
Nah I don't give a shit about it
I'll-I'll just have this character for later when we play around again
Uh... I thought you were going to the one
I'm on because, y'know,
You were goin there before right?
Yeah yeah no that's why I didn't wanna go there
Before to be honest with ya.
But who cares who cares who cares I've been in this one long enough that we swap over. Yeah, yeah
Bro, so I can't- I'm so stoked about that play bro like it's just the perfect vengeance story
You know what i mean? It's just
Because they killed you twice
And they were killing other people and
They were mocking, oh bro so good dude
So
Mocking me at the same time? Yeah, yeah.
Fuck em'.
Up a fuckin' losers!
That's a good title.
I don't know why they were fucking
so keen to blast ammo into my first character
bro like could have just leaned one tap me
that almost annoyed me more
than them killing me was like this guy didn't give a fuck he just blasted the ammo at me. You know what I mean? so Shh! Yeah dude, vengeance is fucking sweet on that one.
Wow. Still can't believe it worked out like that.
And you know I placed that landmine.
Of course, of course you do. Were you watching the whole time?
I was watched so I saw them kill
you when like
the French guy was talking and he's like oh are you alone
and then his friend like shocked me with 100 million bullets.
And then I
got up
to get ready to stream
and came back. I literally sat
down as you ran into the building oh no shit hey
sat down and then i saw that happen i was it was crazy let's go dude
i'm gonna try to keep it chill in here. All the zombies around me might make it seem like I'm not actually...
Well, they might give me a little defense on people showing up. so so.
Cookies and get out of here, champ. Get a logout spot.
What queue are you in? Number? Uh... six.
25 minutes I've moved two positions i don't know so Wait, I have one more stick oh
thank you guys i think that's the one i put down here specifically moves up and down. I think I'm okay here.
I don't think I'm getting followed at least now.
Someone comes from the other side maybe, like this way. Almost good, Chad.
Almost good.
I'll probably eat one of these though but I don't think I'm going to be able to.
Maybe soon actually. I could put the stamp in his purple.. so Oh, I just disinfect those?
Fuck. Those are no longer disinfected. That's fine actually. I don't have enough space.
I could do this last one, huh?
I can do this.
Don't really need the bow knife at the moment, but it'll be okay.
All the damage though... EEEEEE! Sweat. Let's get the out of here
it's equivalent to me flipping someone off in gta when i'm trying to shoot them.
Let's see if we can find a logout spot here, chat.
Let's look inside this barracks real fast actually first thing...
Oh shit no I didn't.
So the thing is though...
...I can't wear that light-
That headlamp
Think it's too early for this shit anyways bro
We need to get THIS We really need to find a pot
I want this stuff. Okay, let's see, we're good here.
We can grab the Satterfest.
Take the bag? Wait, I don't have a backpack?! Nah, bullsh-
Hold on.
Oh legit I don't even have a backpack yet homies!
Why don't you guys say something We already have a lighter, but we're still gonna hold on to that I think.
There's some grenade on the bed
Alright, I got that thought
Then move it to my chest. Have two grenades on my slot now or my
Yeah, we're good okay, let's grab this too just in case
we lose the
helmet or something like that
or we can get just a different helmet.
This is why we watch.
Oh, you had to help me?
Is that why you watched?
Okay. Full stomach,
still a shitload of food, dudes.
Like to see it, like to see it, like to see it.
Like to fucking see it.
Hell yeah.
Let's go!
... Don't shoot!
Don't shoot! I'll shine here. Yo.
Could take this,
but tacticals...
Is that a lot better than a combat?
Ah! Ah! Ah! Yep. AAAAAAAAGH! AAH!
RRAAAH!
Back is better.
Ouch, no good. No this is good.
Canvas bag, nasty bat.
So 30 versus 35? Actually...
Why not take the better bag.
I feel like it's better.
Let's get out of here.
Check this truck, trucks have military shit I'll take those all day
All day! I worry about the knife thing after but we're not in a position to get sniped
in the face. Okay.
Alright my character's got a pretty good start to this round!
Hey okay, you see shit! I'm 3-Q.
Yeah, let's swap over.
Don't swap over, no. No.
You're gonna push me back, Beach.
Wait for me, you know what I'm saying? Wait for me. Yeah, wait me you know I'm saying it like me yeah we're taking it
well these gates don't have any openings as trolls fuck bro it's just troll
oh man this is hella trolling us with this many trees now
there's gotta be a better way. I definitely did this wrong.
More 380 rounds though bro, more 380 rounds though bro!
Let's get the fuck out of here now. I made it past him. Woo!
Let's go! No!
That was a good session right there, bro. That was a good sesh right there, bro.
That's a good sesh right there.
Sickness will go away. It's still going to take it a little bit of time though, because we're in the cold still. The pills aren't cracking it out so the only thing that is cracking it out is the food being okay, right?
The water being okay. And it's like
trying to heal your leg without
a splint, right? Instead of taking 15 minutes
it takes 30 minutes. It's kind of the same with the sickness
Naturally kicking it with your immune system takes longer.
Okay. he's just and our so pros that i've been playing daisy for a long time at least like 5000 hours between the two games.
You know what I'm saying?
I've never done anything that cool.
Yeah.. I mean shit.
That's well earned loot right there.
Well earned loot
right there. Players killed one though, that's some bullshit!
It doesn't give me the kill for the landmine!
It gave me the kill for executing this boy though
oh yeah baby let's take a look at this so i'm just gonna go back to the vod
real quick hold on I'm
just gonna go back to the vod that shit I can't believe it
I can't believe it. Hey, so...
Hey, fuck you guys, man!
You couple losers you a cup of losers
worst clip ever dude worst clip ever did what's going on here it doesn't lag like
that every time does a chat that's let's see 58 38 eight
hey you guys man you couple losers camping spawns and shit
don't fuck with me at the fire bitch What's up, you fuck? Later.
Oh, yeah!
You know what these guys did to me? I'm gonna show you. my opinion is zombies need lower fuckin'...
Wait this isn't the run is it?
It's the after one.
I went back to try and find them but they weren't there right then I went to the... okay. This is it right here.
This is what they did.
Hello, are you friendly?
Yeah... Are you friendly?
I mean even if i wasn't man There's not really much I can do
What's your name?
I'm warning you by the way
My name is Jim
Bo
Your name is Jim
Okay
My name is Paul
Okay What's going on dudes You guys look Your name is Jim. Okay, my name is Paul.
What's going on dudes? You guys look like you're doing pretty good and already looted the whole town.
Can you speak slowly please?
Did you guys already loot the whole place?
Okay, okay. I understand what you mean
So did you play alone or...?
Yeah, I'm solo
See how he's just like... He's just speaking gibberish now it's just a fucking
He doesn't care what he's saying
You're a little geared for this area homie
Good job! Nice two bandages
for your...
Alright then! I go back
They're not here
I'm looting around and i go i find this guy's dead body
i'm like this is getting interesting so on this guy's dead body is that where
i find it
so this guys i cut him up where did i find the oh i found it already i think i found it
the next time i went to love jinx i found that the uh mine right I loot this guy and I'm like maybe somebody looks like a good spot.
Let's place it there. Damn, how did that hit this guy?
And I'm like, alright.
Well...
Maybe that'll hit somebody.
So then,
I go hit some water
Someone shoots at me
And the two same fucking guys
kill me again
So this guy shoots me from far enough
away that I think, like, okay, maybe I can just
go in here and look for a couple things, and then I'll sprint
away. But I try to sprint
away... And I
immediately get shot, right?
I went a little too long in here to be honest.
Let's be real.
I'm also kind of in don't give a fuck mode at this point too though so...
And I'm a little annoyed at this point. A little annoyed.
He shot me while I was standing still, and then his boy hits the wall-mover.
So then I'm like,
I don't even get a spawn for Lovejanks.
I get a spawn for Vorkuta.
And I'm like, fuck it,
I'm still running over to love.
I'm here, there's my body, I'm gonna running over to love, right? I'm here. There's my body
I'm gonna take a look at it
I'm a little nervous to loot it
So i'm moving some of the gear out here
And eventually I get some of my loot back
Later Then I run some of my loot back right later then i run losers yeah that's where this happens i noticed them after
this i think i was like oh there they are literally both of them. Hey fuck you guys man
You couple losers
The fire bitch!
Yeah all that shit talking you're doing went out the window didn't it homie?
Later.
Later ya fucks.
Later dude!
Oof. Oooooooohhhhhh Later, dude
So good!
Jebaited as fuck bro.
Jebaited as fuck man.
Oh yeah!
The voice within myself drums Yeah. Then they had to say to each other on Discord,
I'm dead. Are you dead? No.
I'm dead now.
Awwww...
That was sad in Discord then it was fucking sad yeah fucks suck my wiener i'm gonna stretch so you want to know one of the ironic parts
gchat
is they were watching me want to know one of the ironic parts chit chat
is they were watching me when i went
into that building
okay to plant the mine
but they didn't know that's what i did
in there right
instead they waited for me to go to the fountain
instead they waited to take the easy shot on
the fountain right and paid the fucking Piper for their bitchness so so I'm in, big dog.
You can load in.
Heard? All we need is you there in the wind
Longing to hear
Don't you leave me Oh, I fucking heard it big time. Okay, lowbrow.
Oh, that set my whole day.
I know you were having a rough time before.
As soon as those guys killed you earlier you're like fuck these guys, dumb fucks.
You was probably so sad about it.
I was ready
to like okay it's one of those days. You know what I'm saying?
Hit that mine and it changed fucking
everything.
That set the whole day apart right there. I don't care where that goes anymore.
I got my clip for the day.
I got my clip for the day i got my memory that's your clip for today uh maybe envy i don't know if it counts mind kills in general.
I have no idea. Maybe it does if you plant it the same life like you said. That's a smoke clip. He pulls that shit off sometimes.
That's what I'm saying bro, that shit off sometimes. That's what I'm saying, bro.
That shit doesn't happen to me.
That's like the YouTube sensations you see that happen to.
You know what I'm saying?
The guys who are fucking nuts at the game.
That shit never happens to me, bro. so I'm going to go with the low roll touch.
.
.
A low roll touch by the man.
.
.. Yeah, I like the sound of this. Oh, JuniorJDS.
Hell yeah, brother.
I like to hear it, man.
I hope they're not blaming each other.
I hope so too.
Thank you, Joe Bobo.
I appreciate it, bro.
Get doing Spawn Campers.
Two-time world champions.
Hey!
World champions of what though?
S cargo, my cargo. Thanks man, appreciate it
Yeah the nearly 1v4 in passage clip is legendary that one was cool too yeah
i'll say that that one was pretty pretty badass I think my character is somehow going south with nothing.
You mean on this server?
On this server!
I got nothin' too.
I think my character's going south with nothing right now. That's a good one. People like those spawn campers don't have the mental to leave that behind them and will forever haunt them?
Let's hope so, man. I fucking hope so.
I hope they never forget that moment dude.
That they got
fucking outplayed by the very guy.
I hope they find out too that it's the
very fucking guy they killed two times
before them.
That if they simply didn't scum, would still be alive.
To tell the tale.
That's a great sign let me tell you that's a great sign right there We might just get popped here, boys. Just letting you know. You just have to accept it. What the fuck happened to you, really? I don't know, bro.
Yo!
Did you guys...
You killed this dude?
Or what?
This bitch was just looted or there's nothing here again? Did you kill this dude, or what?
This bitch was just looted, or there's nothing here again.
Hello?
Hello?
I'll cut him up with this, he won't make noise.
Don't think he's got anything for me but...
Insulation. Whatever.
I either die here trying to get insulation or whatever.
I don't know why the
fuck i'm even here with nothing I don't know if that's a good idea. Hey man, you cool? That's not going to get me a half of them.
You don't seem cool! Let's go try this other side.
I don't think he's needed this just yet.
All of them are just...
Okay, that's not even geared in front.
He was just focused on himself.
Oh shit look at that!
You accidentally found that?
He doesn't have anything to murder me with, I don't think.
Okay he's losing those now...
Screens just looted all this? Maybe?
Maybe? That? Just really?
You know where you're at yet, or no?
Not quite. I think I'm at RF1 potentially, but no, I don't think it's RF1.
I have no idea what this is. It's a military compound. Okay. uh ah I'm going to go through the windows. That's not gonna cut it.
Are you geared on the server or no? Oh, I have literally none.
Excuse me, chat.
All loot is fucking empty.
Where's Emma?
I'm near love.
Hey! The seven days to die zombies might be the toughest I've faced so far.
I think someone would love that.
Really?
Yeah, people talk...
I mean, folks have been telling me to play it forever.
Chats have been telling me to play it forever.
I can't believe it's still gone for this long
and people are still recommending that game, because
I swear that game was out so long ago.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind trying it.
You think
I would enjoy that more than Project Zomboid?
Like me and Nottie
playing that?
Yeah, there's love right there. Or Chen-Lan.
... so There's some inventory space real quick.
Lot of stupid things we gotta do real fast just to make sure we're prepped. Both are great games in their own ways.
Yeah, but I'm asking you which game
do you think I would like more. You know what I'm saying?
You guys have known me for many years.
You get my...
the idea of what I like to play. Probably seven days.
Looks like you guys don't even fucking know me. We have one more pristine out of this.
And we've gotten the most out of our bones!
It's not even a comparable game.
I mean, it is when the guy is asking you which game he would like
more.
Right? Would I like Starcraft more, or would I like Call of Duty more? You know what I mean?
Alright. Get the idea. But, I would like Starcraft a lot.
He guts into rope sounds disgusting and impractical yeah i mean would it really do what it needs to do
you know what i mean
that sounds horrible dude You know what I mean? Sounds horrible, dude.
Yeah they would, really?
Are guts like real durable?
Oh they are?
Your intestines are there.
Why do you guys know that?
Who told you that? Just use this shit. What's up, bitch?
I'll ax all your asses out!
What the... What?
The whole gang!
The whole gang's coming out.
Holy shit, guys.
Holy Shit, guys. Holy shit!
Uh-oh, I'm running out of fucking salmon here.
Oh shi...
Shit!
Holy fuck dude.
Fuck. I almost got caught on the door.
What's up bitches? You pieces of shitses.
Hello!
Oh, fuck you!
I'm gonna kill you! Mother!
Need a little more reach.
Get him, man! This guy's got a plate! Wait, this guy's got a press.
Don't move, don't move. Yeah yeah right there, right there perfect.
Oh! Yep! That's how you handle it. Yeah!
I'm gonna go get that guy.
I'm gonna kill him. Yeah!
That's a huge wiener right there, not gonna lie.
Huge wiener. Oh hell yeah, oh hell yeah.
I just did something to this guy.
I'm a piece of shit, I'll be honest.
What'd you do?
I just did some scumbag shit.
I was in this Vorkuta house or apartment building
and I was like fucking with the doors
And this guy comes out of nowhere
started beating the brakes off me
Okay And and this guy just comes out of nowhere and starts beating the brakes off me.
And I run in the door, shut the door, pull out my slug hammer and start fucking him up.
I beat his ass knock him out, handcuff him
He stands up but he's not talking
he hasn't talked at all every time he tries to break out of the
handcuffs i just punch him in the dick once
like you're a bitch you're staying here the whole time and every time
it starts to break out just keep punching him get punched in them and we just kept
them there as long as possible
well i thought you were a psychopath a little bit
oh the guy this guy was punching me out with handcuffs in his hand I think he's trying to do that shit to me bro
Oh spotted on him getting a spinaroo yeah you know you know what I'm saying?
Ain't shitting Vokuda though but...
He'll beat his ass.
You know the EVGA storm or whatever
The EVA storm is about to go off since you're here on the building.
Oh it is?
Yeah, it's like spooling up. I don't know how long we got but it's spoolin' up.
You hear it pulsing if you listen to it.
I hear a pulse. You hear like little baby whispers?
Yeah, that's pretty much
correct.
That means he is getting close. Still need fuckers I still need fucking heat.
I don't know what's happening.
You know where you're at now or no?
I'm in Love Janks, my friend.
Love Janks... Damn you far as hell!
What the fuck are you doing in Love Janks?
I don't know. spot around here bro so
i decided it's also not rooted at all so it's like
free how am i actually getting guns games oh you just love james is good for
guns people don't always go up the tower to
loot shit like that.
Yeah, but I didn't know you spawned in there.
You said your guy was all the way down here.
No, I was in the middle of Vorkuta and this sorta?
Nah it's more Torque toward love to be honest. Oh my god an sks
Wow
For fucking spanking dude, spank brand spanking warm that's one brain speaking one. Yeah, that's worn. Yeah that is not brand...
That is NOT new!
Brand spankin' is worn!
Oh I found one of the-
oh shit! I found one of the... The... Oh shit.
I found one of the um...
It's the fucking...
Fuck!
What am I trying to say?
I found one of the uh...
The buildings that is not looted.
Let's go!
Let's fuckin' go though, let's go! Let's fucking go bro.
I'm fucking taking it.
That's what i'm gonna be missing here is food
But bro if i go up these towers right here
Almost guaranteed imma find 716.
Bro,
three headlamps I've found here by the way.
I just found one right now.
Four
four headlamps I've found here by the way.
Damn!
What?
Lovejanks is crazy, huh?
Lovejanks goes hard when no one's around, bro.
Crazy.
Wait where did we get off...
Oh, I don't remember. Never mind.
Did you guys die yesterday? You and Kevin?
Kevin...I died.
You died? How the fuck did you not-
Oh shit, okay. live he died kevin ended up winning a 2v1 after it lived oh or i think he died after that though
i don't remember how I thought it would make it.
Three weights? I think? Yeah three weights. Fuck!... I'm still alive on that
On that server too
In that building
That we were at
Really?
Yeah remember I logged off Before you guys went to A3 or whatever?
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, you're right. Right too? I remember. Do so. uh Is that a battery?
Let's go up on this tower, I guess.
Maybe not right now though? Oh yeah nice!
Helps with the lock and such there.
I'm sick and I need food.
I'm sick in real life, man. I don't know what's happening.
Oh no.
Sick fuck.
Well it might look like I'm actually sick.
I'll go with you. No. Sick fuck. Well, I meant like I'm actually sick.
Woke up with my throat fucked up, I'm congested...
It's coming.
Sickness is floating around.
Any rounds?
Uh oh.
Oh, I have 7662 bullets there! Okay, two shots.
Fucking magnum With one shot
One shot
Magnum
Whatever dude better than zero shot
Oh she's laughing Yeah.
Oh, she's laughing! She's laughing! What?
Girl...
Oh shit.
You know what I'm saying?
About to hit us with a storm.
They're getting me though. Yeah yeah i'm getting out of here
let me get in in a little crate. I have two bullets.
I guess I can take the other rope, just in case I come across a...
Nah, this is good enough.
Yeah, I'll do this.
Finally finding fucking food, holy shit.
I had lots of, really?
Okay.
Oh, look at that.
I actually did it. I guess we'll just do the... so I'm sorry. I did what I did need to act your ride.
I hear the little kids laughing and shit in the footsteps.
Yeah, been waiting for this this storm to hit that means it's close right when you start Let's just wait this out then It's a crazy
Decent start to the run
Crazy decent
I don't like how all my clothes are fucked up
My insulation is still not too bad
Like, it was all good items that were fucked up still not too bad I'm not sure if you can hear me. We don't hear anything man, is he shushing?
He just got killed by the guy I walked around for 3 hours with.
No way.
He just randomly killed you?
More rags, yeah but I'm not gonna get him off of that they're damaged.
Gonna look for some better clothes.
Dude, no way man. I'm in trouble now. so so so so Hmm.
Nothing I can do here. I took the way.
Sounds like you're about to rip ass for Rick, bro.
Ricky, man. Children. Some people are eating.
Right?
Statistically someone in here is eating mac and cheese for sure. Right now. This very moment. It's me! I tabbed over to say me I'm gonna get a little stretch in here, Chad, while we're chilling out so so Bro, we did have a long time man.
Bro, we had tons a long time man.
Bro, we had tons of time! I'm sitting here dying...
Yeah bro, I was standing in this fucking bathroom waiting for the fucking floor to roll over. There ya go, there ya go. Maybe it's when we start to hear that...
Maybe we listen to the storm rather than children that are making noises.
If I start double dying if we have water, I'm in trouble.
I'll be triple dying soon. We got water on the trailer. I'm okay for now, but...
I'll be triple dying soon.
I don't struggle.
Where are we?
How am I struggling?
You're in Lubbock.
I'm in Vorkuta, bro.
You should be getting more loot than me.
There's no food at the dock, I went to the dock first.
Only food.
I'm gonna go get some more food. Holy Holy shit, the resubs, guys. I appreciate you guys. You know laying down doesn't matter right, Chad? He appreciates brothers.
You know laying down doesn't matter, right chat? It just stops your character from making a thump noise
Which people shouldn't even hear if they're not knocked out too. Yeah. Actually, it might hear it.
But it doesn't like do extra damage to you.
It doesn't like do to you or anything. you Oh, what's up motherfucker?
I thought you were sick.
What you talking shit while I was in that crate!
What the...
What's going on here?
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, I'm on. Damage? I'll still take it.
Oh yeah dude! Okay cool cool cool.
That's really good.
The only thing i need now is food.
Easy shit, dude.
Easy shit.
Should I just fucking fish?
I have enough to justify me fishing. Oh, bro. That's actually a downgrade you shh!
What am I doing chat? God damn it.
What am I doing chat?
Why don't you guys say anything?
I knew you knew what was happening there
but damn it okay i need to find something pristine for bandages
we can worry about food and water more than bandages right now.
Alright! Alright. I don't want to play the music, dude.
Okay we did that.
We go to the actual place Alright, food!
I need you.
I need YOU, food.
So I don't have to fish.
Okay? What are these? What are those?
Medium-inch while I'm rocking low. I want to do the...
I want to do, uh...
Can't remember what I was just thinking about.
I was gonna tell you something, chat. Something to do with the run- Okay here we go!
I wanna get canned food more than wanting to fish. That's what I'm thinkin'.
I was thinking no sir oh baby don't have a huge mag yes yes
yes I do yes I fucking didn't yes
Yes, I do. Yes, I fucking didn't salty sticks
Another revolver checking it back nothing fat only SK salty sticks in the bag you trying to hide from me little sprite that eat that shit
okay this might help us
even-even this little bag might help us gain
a little health here
Then we're gonna go bap
Drop this sporter bullshit.
Okay, we're gonna fix
this Mark II in there because this is like a
forever gun to throw this around. We're not gonna
leave it. We're gonna keep it
so it's a good gun to fix up real fast.
Because it's damaged. Damn.
Need some pills then you're good? Not as worried about the sickness as I am about the food in general.
Right now, damaged on you
Boom, bullet
Boom, rocket
Fix it
Doesn't look like the town's looted. I could just hold it down in that fucking same building I killed those dudes in.
Boom, boom...
Boom again, sorry I had to reload at first.
Not efficient, not Not efficient not efficient not efficient
boom boom boom Yeah, I had a feeling.
It was being loud. Sorry. Oh. He didn't hit me up, dude.
He had another thing in fucking what's called two.
Let's make a fire so so Looking for food.
Derringer, you're good for two.
I'm gonna go get some more food. Good for two.
Each.
Oh man, we're double dying. Let's go now. We don't have time for this shit.
We have to go now.
Oh! We are triple dying soon.
Double Dying! Just one bark dummy.
I should just fucking throw it there.
Ah! Right here. Let's go.
We don't have time for this.
I am dead-dead if I don't get sticks
and move.
Stick and move, brother!
Where are the sticks?
Didn't realize it was getting this dire.
I'm actually... This is gonna be pretty close tonight.
Double dying is quick.
You're dying to water, it's a lot quicker than dying to fucking food.
Oh the waters right there though. Okay so I can fix this pretty quick here.
Oh!
We start the fire.
We get water.
It'll only be one dying.
Bam?
Bam?
Uh... I don't have matches or anything, right?
If I die, I die here! We got to hit some hits. or anything around. Bam!
I died out here.
We have to hit some hits in this water.
Bam! Bam! Fuck, zombie.
Even that there?
Hop in this dude.
Sup bitch! dude. What's up, bitch?
Yeah, are you friendly?
Don't shoot me in the face you fucking assholes. Don't you do it to me.
You drink your water!
Are revolvers on the ground? Do I really fucking... you drink your water
are revolvers on the ground did i really fucking put the revolver on the ground no it's in my bag it would be in my hockey if it wasn't see something hot
bar down there it would remove itself from the hotbar
if it wasn't on me anymore
i have a canteen no i don't Listen, chat.
These are all testing moments, okay?
Just test what kind of crowd we got today.
Is it a helpful crowd?
Is it I don't give a fuck about Summit crowd?
It's always different.
Just testing it.
I appreciate you guys caring about me.
One time, I had a crowd that told me to throw an egg.
You know what I mean?
It didn't end well, it didn't end well. Boom, boom, boom.
I can protect myself.
I have full food water.
Throw that on the grill.
Yo!
Is that cat food?
Ugh!
Okay.
Bam bam.
Can throw this on it next.
Bam.
Actually you know what right now.
Clap it. Switch it.
Bam
Bam, bam
Six for a duffle! Do it now!
We do it, if we're gonna do it, we do it now!
Please nobody shoot i'm so friendly
bro the amount of i have to go to Egypt to get a fucking stick right now
is sucky. Might wanna
get two on one of my shoulder
take that on the shoulder
You got friendly?
Let's shoot! You got friendly? Taking so many chances it's fucking...
Don't fucking kill me.
Okay, we need more sticks for the fire
if it's gonna last.
Need to check these check this can that's on the fire too. Bap!
Take it off so it doesn't get any hotter than that.
What else do I need to do here?
Pick my gun out.
Eat the food when it's good.
90... 50 and drenched.
I don't know how that one got done first.
In business, we're in fucking business.
We gotta make this improvised bag.
Oh shit, I might throw up. If I throw up here, let it be
known I'm stupid, okay? I just want you to
know that.
I know you didn't though.
Why don't you fucking do it? You're making a bag and can't throw up while you're making a bag
whose revolver is that?
That takes priority right now.
I'm going to go back and look for the it
uh... what Yeah, I hear you shivering out there bro. It doesn't have to be crazy, I'm cool.
Oh okay, cool. Thought you were sneaking up on me and shit bro.
Yeah, I'm chilling no i saw you were going in and out of just creek water
yeah i'm chilling i'm not trying to cause any trouble just getting a start Now this is my... one of my first times playing this map actually. Things are freaking crazy.
Alright, I'm leaving Vorkuta man.
Your first time playing the mouse?
Still at Lubjinks?
I am at Lubjinks trying to pick myself up.
Like a real thought process with it, I gotcha.
Well that's a tough one.. Well you have a good one man, I was just drinking water.
Mind if I loot the town?
I don't have a gun or anything...
No, no, you're good.
I'm out of here as soon as I'm done with this.
I'll catch you.
All right, young man. Later.
You too, brother.
Oh!. I almost said love you bye. he so Oh, shit. Oh shit! um Hey, the hunger's coming up. Let's go! Yellow! Okay...
We're moving up in the world. We're surviving out here, yeah.
Mom's spaghetti? Yeah, that's what we're doing.
Don't throw up man.
This is Killhouse. You're not lying. I didn't have too much choice, though. so We're not even getting a white apple here. Like very low of the white apple. Guys!
Piece of shit. Yeah, I want something like that. Thanks for the donut brother.
Appreciate you man.
Thanks for all the subs and resubs guys. I appreciate you bros.
Hey it's me again. You mind if I share your fire?
You're gonna have to come in without
a gun. You're gonna have to trust me
more than I trust you. That's up to you.
No, yeah,
you got...
If you want, I can take off my clothes when they get into the entrance?
Nah once your in here it's fine just don't have your gun up while your in here
Just have it on your back if you have a gun
Yeah okay Okay you come through good i think i'm about to approach
in jalapeno you might want to bring some sticks though to be fair maybe go grab one because uh
yeah you have them on your back i guess because Because I think the fire's gonna go pretty soon.
That's why I say that.
Alright, I'll-
Cough cough I didn't hear what you said.
I said, um...
I'm currently at Jalapeno. Are you still in
Lovejanks? Yeah, I'm gonna start making my way to you now
I guess. I-I'm on Yellow Apple. Better than I guess. I'm on yellow apple.
Better than I was...
Is there a...
I wish I had something to help him here.
That's me. Yeah, hurry up and put it in there quick. It's gonna go fast.
He might still be able to light a few of his throw-in
there if he just went out. I'll be able to light a few of the stones there.
Thanks man, I appreciate that.
Yeah you're all good.
I'm trying to meet a friend so I I'm gonna be outta here.
Let's see if it lets you in,
I don't think it does. Okay, we gotta figure out-
hold on.
What do we have?
What do I have?
Yeah, we gotta make a hand drill kit since it went out. It was close.
Unless you have a lighter and matches?
I think I used that right, yeah.
Uh, yeah let's go! We need some- hold on I got a box of ammo here.
You can use the paper as uh...
As a kindling.
Well it worked anyways you're good sweet.
Deep threshing. Yeah I was using a rag and a ladder
Do you have any pills by any chance?
You don't need to be sneezing all over here.
No, the only thing I got is tincture and chlorine tablets
and a little bit of food that's about it. It's been rough man.
Yeah yeah yeah, that's why I'm in here, I'll strut them.
Got a little bit of food if you want to share I put out here.
Oh nice dude, I can use a couple bites nothing crazy.
No that's all you got.
I was able to find the fishing rod No, I saw you.
I was able to find a fishing rod earlier so I was able to fish and that's what
has been getting me through.
I just got one fish enough to cook it and eat it.
What is your apple at right now for eating?
Is it white? I'm 3'4", so
I'm pretty good, yea that's white.
Crack on some of this powdered milk?, yeah that's all you need to know.
Oh my god thank you this will probably do enough for me right here.
You're the freaking man, this kinda saves me.
I'm gonna leave something to you.
I'm trying to keep my food and water in place so that I can like, slowly kick the sickness
of it.
You know what I mean?
Don't mind me pulling out my gun but we have to kind of protect ourselves here.
Let me squeeze by him.
Oh, there he is!
There's a guy over there! He's got a knife! He's got a knife! ourselves in here. Let me squeeze by him.
What's your name? My name's Ron.
Ron, nice to meet you Ron I'm Jimbo.
Likewise, nice to meet you Jimbo.
Hey do you want this gun here? It was here when I got here.
Uh it doesn't have any bullets in it though
it's a little revolver in the corner
I actually found a colt in one of the houses that has a few...
There's very hostile people in Jalapeno.
I don't know if I want to stay here, I have no weapon.
Thanks man, I appreciate it.
Yeah for sure, for sure.
Alright brother, Imma get out of your hair okay? Stay safe.
Alright man thanks a lot, you take care bro.
Yep yep. Later.
Cough cough cough I'm gonna start making my way down there.
Alright, very hostile people here.
Maybe we meet somewhere else.
We'll see.
I'm gonna be- actually we should still just make our way like Maybe you can head with
You head like
With the water on your right and I head that the one of my left we both get close
And you just hang out in a building there until I get there
Should not have weapons would this. Do you have weapons? With ammo?
Three shots in my revolver, two shots in my SKS.
Okay...I have no...hmmm...okay.
Uh, I have a compass!
It's pretty huge. We can hit it. I have a compass. I mean...
It's pretty huge.
You wanna head south then? If you can head south, or north I mean
you can get to the beach
Fuck it I just don't want you to get here and then get fucking smoked by people camping because there's people sitting in...
One is in the barn, one is in that big red house like they're just sitting in there
Okay we don't have to go towards that shit.
Let's just go move each other and then we'll go wherever.
That's a military place.
I don not really wearing the suit. I'm just living roughly. Ah, shit!
Could be good loot.
Could be, let's just get to uh...
I think we need to just get to Nauti right now though.
Throwing in there might get me killed.
Cough cough going in there might get me killed
what do you have gunless nothing i'm aK, but no ammo. Okay, it's not...
You're useless.
Okay?
This compass might be the worst compass I've ever seen in my life, but...
Red arrow is north.
Yeah yeah I know, I can barely see the fucking red arrow.
Yeah it's all fucking damaged.
I don't even know why they have damage-
What are they trying to accomplish?
You've already looted that anyways but by now it would respawn.
More than likely unless somebody else came through.
I'm on the beach water to my left out in the open trying to find you.
Am I through the waters am I right?
Yeah.
Did you find the beach?
What?
Okay, okay, okay...
Sorry?
No no no I'm gonna figure it out.
Ooh I got...
What's going first?
Armbands.
You know in Karma Crew
they have a double armband
feature thing you can do? Yeah, i was with you when that guy had
that guy double green remember yeah yeah
that's cool bro Can you fix a compass or something? something apparently so so so We found the beaches. I don't know. Still running? Ever going back to GTA?
Yeah, soon actually.
Fucking runnin', brother.
I think the only reason I haven't gone back to GTA yet is because...
Oh shoot!
...I'm not gonna be able to get out of here.
I'm just gonna have to go through this door and then come back in.
Okay.
So you're gonna have to do that.
Yeah.
And then we'll see if it's safe or not. We'll see what happens. I think the only reason
I haven't gone back to GTA yet
is because
uh
I've been playing a lot
with Naughty
he's uh
he's banned from
NoPixel so
I don't wanna just like
start playing
NoPixel heavily and like just leave them in the dust after playing it.
So, I'll probably slowly start with nighttime shit.
Kinda get a character going and stuff, you know what I'm saying?
Get some...get a job, get a...
You know, get some routine
going on my dude so that I can make some money.
Uh, I don't...I don't know if he'll get unbanned or not. Who knows?
I want him to be running on a B-Squad.
I don't really know, my fiends.
I wanna make sure we don't...
But I just wanna like I said gradually start it. I wanna make sure we don't pass each other.
But like I said, gradually start it.
I am on the beach in the first little part of the treeline so you can still see me.
Yeah but how long have you been running on the
For a while?
We wouldn't have passage
I mean where are you at Jabaluska
At Jabaluska, Jihapena
I was Jihapena but I'm not the beach one.
Yeah yeah so now just keep running with it on your right
We're- we are opposite sides of the fucking map
So it's gonna be a little bit
Oh shit there's a guy that
OH MY GOD
Guy that fucking drowned in the water
His dead body, lifeless.
Floating in the middle of the fucking water.
Been watching your GTRP, XQC drama videos and holy hell.
Yeah!
What can I say bro?
I'll be better this time.
Oh, I have so much for you by the way.
The xQc art fucking up races dude, that shit was funny.
You want blue or orange armbands?
Uhhhhhh...
Maybe I wear a blue one and you wear an orange one. How fucking nuts would that be?
Okay, let's do it
you're wearing different colors what's the fucking point
because then i know not to shoot anybody with that one color yeah what if
somebody else has orange?
And somebody else has blue?
Listen, bro, let's just do it, okay, you motherfucker?
Alright, fuck it, let's do it. I understand.
You're not saying anything.
You're running on the fucking beach man!
I am on the fucking beach man.
What am i cutting up?
Making arm bands Oh... I'm not making them yet.
I got the...I just got
the jackets on me. I'm running by the water still.
Like, I'm by the water
so like... Yeah bro you will not miss me
I am on the beach.
Alright.
Beach.
Do you have a pan or no?
What the fuck is this thing?
It's just a beach choice. Just make sure you heard it.
Do they have any 7.62 ammo?
Yeah, they're in my SKS
I will prioritize myself over you on SKS ammo so...
You're a bitch
You might as well drop the BK bro
Oh really?
Might as well just drop that
shit. I mean last time I checked every time we
played I just get more kills than you so I don't know
That's actually untrue
That is very true actually
Really? Yep
That's why I started the system actually. Really? Yeah.
That's why I started the system,
that's why I started
the system of
you can take this one
you know what I'm saying
I'll take this one
you take this one
you know what I mean?
You should get some
Kale so you can feel
better about yourself.
Interesting okay.
Last time I checked he walked up some stairs and got fucking blasted!
What? When was that?
Remember when he's in the corner and he's like,
He's on the right!!
Yeah, then I killed his boy and he killed me?
You got a kill you killed me?
Well I've got a pilotscope bro.
Hunting knife.
That's out of my memory so I dunno. Your recollection is not quite good enough there?
Yeah exactly.
Told you I felt sick today. Maybe the sickness was amnesia or something.
I'm trying to find the ammo, please! That isn't an arrow. I need something out of him.
Yeah?
I don't know, Chad.
Who do you think is getting more kills lately?
Me or not?
They're obviously going to say you because they are fucking watching you.
What?!
The difference is, I know,
I count the kills.
I get more kills than Simple.
You count them?
How many do I got?
Yeah.
Yesterday,
yesterday,
he got to two on the road.
He got one by the rocks, that's three.
You got The one up the stairs, that's four.
You got
The
That's it actually.
You got four kills yesterday.
Okay, how many did you get?
More than 4.
Oh we got four kills yesterday?
Guess you got four with me at least.
While we're together.
I want that gas now.
Oh wait, did we do the barn shit yesterday too?
I don't remember. We did, we did. Did you do the barn shit yesterday too?
I don't remember.
We did, we did! I remember.
And you tried to steal one of my kills because he was down on the ground and you were beating the brakes off him after I shotgunned him.
That was yesterday? Yeah.
Oh, and I snagged the guy
off the tower
and I shotgunned
the other guy
while we were fishing.
I mean, you died at Candy Cane and I shot the other guy while we were fishing. You died at Candy Cane, and I killed four people there.
You killed four people at Candy Cane?
But I was dead so that doesn't count with the work together game.
Have you been thinking about playing Seven Days by the way?
Yeah...
I've never played it. I've never played it.
I've never played it, I don't know what the fuck...
Chaz said its really good and I just wanna go one tap and be better than everybody else
I was told this project down boy, but not over you know overhead I guess Yeah You need food, right? I got a lot.
Yeah.
Do you have pills or tetra?
Nope, nope, nope.
Oh, you're fucking useless.
Okay, then you're not getting no food then, bitch.
All right, how much food do you got?
A lot.
Where do you want to cook?
Do you want to go
choose anywhere i have a plan here take this pan
uh maybe we could go for a cuda
You think this you need food batter now?
No, i'm white and white for now
All right, let's just go somewhere fine if I're going on
Do you have a duct tape or uh, a sewing kit? I'm sewing. Yeah let me borrow that. I'll be in this first
tree right here. Borrow it. Huh.
Yeah, let me borrow but not give away.
See how I don't complain when you ask for stuff? Listen, I am training you
I'm training you um'm training you um away from me not to shoot you oh my god really
you're hating on the arm man this one's mine. I got an army. Guy behind you, guy behind you!
I missed, I missed that's bad.
I have no weapon.
I missed again.
I missed again.
I missed three times!
Shit, man just die!
Hold on this guy's his mind.
Don't you dare hit me. DON'T YOU DARE!
You ducked, you fucked up!
Why didn't you hit me with that bro?
I got him.
You bitch!
You fuckin' probably badly damaged my fucking vest, bro.
Yeah?
Like you ain't a vest, man.
Look what you did to me.
Look what you did to me.
You didn't do shit to me.
I can feel like kills and shit, man.
Oh, bro.
Bad news.
I left that sewing kit and I forgot where it was in the tree somewhere go find it
okay i got an orange armband so you know it's me, I'm right here.
Where'd you go?
How are you just gonna loot the kills so fucking hard?
Chill bro!
Cause I killed them!
No you didn't!
Oh mister I missed all my shots?
I didn't miss all my shots. I hit him with the revolver
Yeah, he's like, I missed
I did miss a few times
But I hit him with the revolver shot.
Okay and I fucking finished him off just because you punched him on the ground. Of course you finished him off.
What? Excuse me?
All I took was a stab vest okay bitch?
Okay that's my stab list oh yeah get ammo for my bk let's go we lost a bit hold on i'm cutting up uh you know what that means though, right?
That means I have ammo for your uh
Wait how many bullets does he have?
Uh, I'll split with you here.
YOU MISSED YOUR SHOTS!
I physically had to beat him...
I have to beat the brakes off of him
with a fucking sledgehammer, okay?
Yeah but I was- i didn't need your help
like you had it handled that's what i'm trying to say
pick up your fucking let's call arm bands right here pick up one
you're blue. Yeah, okay buddy. I had that whole thing under handled.
Okay you just took the fucking...
Okay you took the axe alright.
Alright looting the whole body alright.
Take everything take everything. Yeah I'm getting body. Take everything.
Yeah I'm getting everything.
Take it all.
Take it all.
Do you have any 357s?
You want his skull mask? I don't want his skull mask?
I don't have a skull mask, man.
Alright you're missing out.
Alright where'd you drop the ammo?
It is not one to one. I didn't drop it yet.
It's not 1-1 bro. I got this kill and the kill at the apartments man
Fuck that. Here take this.
What apartments? Over here by myself
but that doesn't count. It's 1-0
We're together now now here take that ammo
all right i'm in business.
We gotta get a fire going and...
No no no.
We gotta get a fire going and throw the man in the throw.
Throw all this food in.
Alright, let's go...
towards the sun I guess for now?
Nice kill, bro. I mean, let's be fair though. I spawned him. Okay and you missed them.
I only had two shots! You had two shots and your roller shots okay
and i hit him with one so i was one for five one four six
one per six is crazy i swung my sledgehammer twice and
i hit him with the second hand i mean huh and why
did you do that because i hurt him no i hate him as a slut chamber to the
fucking face okay he was going slow let's go get a fire and
work with her brother see what you're made of we'll see if you bout that life
damn I got
I don't even need this shit to be honest now that I't know if I got that.
Oh,
wait,
I fixed my knife real quick.
I have two knives
and I have a fucking
hunting
or sharpening stone
so I'm just gonna
pull the knife
from my mouth.
So I did a um Nice, sewing kit. A uh...
Um, a sabbath?
I'm leaving. What'd you say?
A sewing kit or sabbath?
Leather sewing kit.
Or epoxy putty.
Oh, I have epoxy! Hold on
let me do it real quick.
I don't want to hit once and lose that.
You need epoxy? Yeah
because I have to hit mine ring up. Got you.
What do you mean, you see me?
Is this true?
Um...
Yes, sir.
Ladies and gentlemen, fuck it.
Deep into the tree you can go and cancel ship real pine trees for life
i hear come take it painting kid can't fix the scope on the weapon
need another one let me know.
I think the Nashka did a lot of damage to the little war here.
You need... you don't have an Electro Repair Kit right?
No I don't. all right let's get moving I'm gonna just hit this under two sunshades here. Hello! Friendly? Anyone?
There was a fire barrel in one of these...
I don't know if you can see it.
It's like, the same thing as the other ones
but with different colors
and they're all red and blue Hello? Friendly, anyone? There was a fire barrel in one of these...
Somewhere in Vorkuta.
Yeah, one of the rooms I've seen this too.
Yeah, fucking forgot where it was though.
Hey, where do you want to start the fire, upstairs?
Yeah, on final floor.
Top floor.
It'll be like this room and then we can do another bathroom.
I'm trying to find just a safe place to find some random food.
If I could find 7-6-2 ammo on the roof,
I'll probably check real fast.
Oh wait, we have to get stuff for the fire.
I have stuff for the fire.
You sure? Do you have bark? I have stuff for the fire. Oh do you? You sure, you have a barc?
I have one barc and three stick.
Gonna grab more.
Oh dude there's a firebarrel here.
Where up or down?
Upstairs. Get another one. where up now upstairs in the bathroom yeah I'm sorry what right should you do
that I guess I guess it's definitely yes but run it this is easiest sorry This is the easiest. Sorry.
You're good?
Do you close it when you do it?
Yeah, you do it and then you close it. It's fine.
Okay, can I cook with a pot on this or no?
Yeah, once you close it that makes sure it's flat so you can put something on.
It's all fucking point.
Let's do this...
Oh, I had my own sound kit didn that shot that's mine is that my song kitchen I'm looking good now.
To be honest, most of my food is not even...
Most of my food doesn't even- Oh, you have anything
to light this or no? No.
Can you grab
shit for a-
Yeah, sure bro. Sure fucking
sure bro.
Sorry, I'm prepared for everything and you have literally nothing.
I HAVE NOTHING!
I'M THE ONLY REASON WE KILLED THAT GUY!
Did you just breathe?
Nope.
Yeah that's me.
I breathed... I'm closing doors. No. Yeah, that's me. I breathe? What the fuck?
I'm closing doors.
Yeah, ask if you just breathed it like in an old fashion...
That thing is just being a joke! I was just paranoid bro, I'm just fucking paranoid. Yeah but you...
You motherfucker had literally everything.
I don't know what the fuck you waffling about, bro.
Everything?
My gosh!
That's how you sound like right now, bro.
That chill.
Okay.
I had that thing.
What'd you have?
Bro, your stuff for the fire, the fucking food to put for the fire. The pan and the pot.
I already ate my food!
You gon' need more food! So are you!
No, I'm good!
It's MY food!
I'm sharing, y'know what I'm sayin'? You know what I'm saying?
God damn, man.
I can go get my own food.
Oh, oh, oh.
Oh, the big guy came to his own food.
Shut up, man.
You're like,
I'm about to make a fire
while you're sitting in there doing what?
What are you doing right now?
Explain it to me your process.
You ain't making a fire!
You getting a hand drill kit.
Oh!
Cuz you weren't prepared.
I'm lighting the fire.
Is that what's happening here?
Yeah, you're lighting the fire. Is that what's happening here? You're lighting
the fire, exactly!
That's exactly what you're doing.
I'm also bringing more stuff for the fire and uh...
I mean nobody asked you to do that.
Nobody asked you to do that.
Not one person asked you to do that. Gotcha, okay. Nobody- nobody asked you to do that. Nobody asked you to do that.
Not one person asked you to do that.
Fire would've sustained the show.
Yeah why'd he have the...
Why did he have your pot on the fire already bro?
Like how am I supposed to light this shit?
You want me to light the top of the fucking barrel?
Do your brain run. You want me to light the top of your fucking barrel? Use your brain, man. You want me to light the top of the barrel?
Use your fuckin' brain, man.
Dude, fish is all over me and shit.
Fuck that son. You're cheating! What the fuck?
You're cheating.
Hold on, I'm not done.
Put more sticks in there.
Double the stick.
Mmm, double the stick.
Oh, oh, cook shit.
Ay-ay Don't touch it. Yeah, that's what you get.
Now your stuck.
Don't touch me.
Finally caught ya off guard, bro. Had the food out...
They called me off-guard!
They call us all off-guard, bitch!
What are we supposed to talk about? I can't see anything right now.
What the fuck?! don't do it!
I'll do it.
Is that tear gas? Yep.
Okay.
What the fuck is that?
Tear gas?
No, it's not it is yeah mine's a smoking name you i was just joking that
was mine oh let's just take all this. Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah steal it all.
I didn't steal it! I dropped it on the ground you fuck!
Because it was burning.
You're such a buttface. You ever tell me that? Um...
You can take all of that by the way.
All of it?!
Yeah, I have to have.
Oh no!
I'm gonna go get some more.
I don't know what's in there.
I'll just grab this thing and throw it away.
Oh my god. Oh my god. You can take all that, by the way. All of it? Yeah, I have to have unknown cans, peaches and a soda.
I told you I had the fucking food bitch!
Not gonna say I needed your food.
Oh, really?
While you're fucking chomping down, huh?
Let's get the E-Buff first.
We either look for more stuff
or we...
Okay chill bro, I got you back up.
Back up.
Did not even
fucking idiot.
He's so stupid, bro.
He's so stupid, bro.
Quit thinking, baby!
I got him!
Oh my god, dude. It doesn't look like his stuff's that bad. Maybe his shoes are a little bit fucked up now?
He looks fine though.
Oh my god... He looks fine though.
Alright, let's get a little stretch in here. You just saved me? What has happened?
My cat is saying you saved me from a fiery death.
As you stepped away you put your character on the barrel and i was like back up i was like back up naughty
and you were responding so i put my gun away and I socked the fuck out of you.
And it pushed me back.
You know what it was?
What?
I threw my earbuds on my keyboard.
And a hit W.
Oh, my god!
That's so funny dude.
Yeah give me a sec I'm gonna stretch. so so so so so so Alright. Restart soon?
Is it? Oh, it is right now.
Get on the side.
You fucking saved me bro!
You saved me. Yeah, the quick thinking, man.
Yes, sir.
I don't know how hurt you got, but...
It's definitely gonna fuck your loot up at the very least.
Um, not that, to be honest.
My shoe was already worn. I'm good.
My shoes are damaged but
I don't got anything.
May not even have killed you by the time we got back
I'm not sure.
You think Maybe they would have killed you by the time we got back, I'm not sure. Yeah, think I'm...I'm chillin'. Um...
Three stars about to happen right now.
Is it right now and is it 05 or on the dot?
I have no idea.
No clue.
That drip is hitting you like that?
I got the orange band, he's got
the blue band. I thought that was cool to be honest
Yeah you gotta fix your band
Five minutes
Ah, the band. I ain't wasting shit on the fucking band
Here use this
You can use my selling kit.
On the bed.
Oh so you stole my selling kit and used all of it and then want me to use it on the band.
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
That was a reward for saving your life alright?
That's so true.
Yeah you deserved it.
So fix your fucking armband it looks bad.
I might shoot you back saying not notice it.
Don't you dare.
When you punch me, I gotta
punch you back.
I will butt you with my guns
I will just gun will gun butt you.
Don't you get away from me.
I'll do it.
I'll pump you right into the fucking butt of a gun.
Don't touch me.
Oh my gun is fucking damaged man. Yo I got two repair kits but I don't think we used one of that shitty gun.
That thing can even get uh...
Yeah, fucking save as him.
I think his server like restarts at
Like 04 or some shit What is that noise?
Oh, it's you opening and closing the door. Two men, one bathtub. And a sink?
There's not even a bathroom in the house.
I don't know if you can see it.
It's just a little bit of a mess.
But there are no toilets or anything like that.
No toilet paper. No water. Two men, one bathtub.
And a sink.
There's not even a fucking toilet in here.
What the fuck kind of bathroom is this dude?
Yo they're shitting in the tub!
Yeah like I fuck with the drip a little bit.
I don't mind it.
I always think
the fanny pack's a little bit
throws it off but it's kind of it's a good item dude so
oh it's a washroom it's a 0.5 bathroom oh gotcha gotcha gotcha, gotcha.
.5 bathroom? Okay in.5 bathrooms they have toilets and
fucking sinks. Yeah there's just no
shower right? Not a bathtub and a yeah, there's just no shower what?
Fuck you going in there for a bathtub then walk
the fuck
And do shit in there.
Literally. Literally.
Ha ha.
Ha ha ha. Yeah. all right
apparently it's the other half of the
half bathroom.
The barrel is the toilet, and that's... yeah honestly fuck it.
He had two shit in there.
About a bathroom with no toilet. okay God damn it dude. I mean, it's a bathroom, right?
Well, I mean, you call it
a restroom too but
you're not exactly taking a nap in that unless you work at a retail place I'm sorry. Yeah, pin there done that.
Oh shit!
Wait off player logins...
Oh shit I got kicked bruh
you got prio who cares what the
oh yeah i got kicked man yeah man wait yes it might kick me again
because something's doing the zero thing
by the way yeah kick me again so if he kicks you yeah your but
it's kicking everybody if anything right I would still wait.
Maybe we'll see.
I mean,
I'm in queue so... Yeah,
it's not going to tell you
until you're at the end
of the queue,
I think.
Really?
Why does my game crash
every time I close it?
Maybe I should send the info so they can find out.
Wait, no that's not Tuesday I just gave me all right well what am i doing for you sir my name
I'm gonna try to figure out right now
I'm going to try restarting DZSA and just reconnecting without doing the mods.
Bro, what the fuck? If I don't make it in because of this fucking garbage,
I'm going to be fuming.
I'm not trying to wait in queue again, bro.
I waited two fucking hours. Everyone's having a problem.
There's only one person in right now. Hold on. Let me just get info.
Try connecting
to... try closing your DZSA,
reopening it
and then try and connect.
Chat says Steam's down?
Not sure though, that's what I'm doing right now. That sounds like an actual
fair assessment since it says Steam off.
Steam is, though.
Alright we just gotta connect back and forth then.
How the fuck is Steam doing, bro? It ain't Tuesday.
The good news
is you can just do the play thing still
then.
Yeah, but then it just puts me in the queue and then it keeps me out again yeah but doesn't matter you so got a tree so
that's what everybody's doing right now where is our fuck is the server make
sure you overlay when you click the fucking play button.
Yeah, I know that big dog.
Cause like...
Hey man!
I'm curious as to how many hours you have in Counter-Strike.
On CSGO...
They're all offline.
Seven? Yeah, 7000 on CSGO.
CS2, CSGO. Um... on cs2 cs2 go um on 1.6 i'd say probably about the same
i have at least 7k on uh 1.6 as well i would say throughout my whole all my years yeah
so i'd say i'd give i i'd say 14k or so on counter-strike in general I don't know. Would it be that much?
Yeah, I don't know. Maybe.
Played a lot of CS man.
Been playing since middle school.
Playing since middle school? I was addicted to it.
I played for many, many hours.
Every day after school
all the way until when I was an adult every day after school,
all the way until I was an adult.
And that was when I started streaming it was on 1.6
so it's before csgo even came out
and then when cs go came out, since I was the first...
Not gonna say the first.
But I was like
The most consistent streamer at that time
and also was using a camera at the time, which I think incentivized things
a little bit for me on screen.
Which is the other guy doing it along with me
if you guys know how I'm screened.
Go ahead, I'm in. I'm loading.
Ohhhh... Oh. Yeah, that's what gave me the big...
So since we were kind of the ones that were more consistent doing it
1.6 I can see the same thing you did
Um, we uh
We were the ones that
kinda got a little
bit of an extra kick from CSGO
when it came out What was I trying to say? extra kick from cs going to come out see here also changing here PS made me, absolutely.
Yeah, I wouldn't be anywhere without Counter-Strike.
It was even
the Counter-Strike community
that I was a part of, ESEA right?
I was all over those forums posting on those forums
so I was kind of like
people knew who I was and stuff. So I used
when I started streaming
I made a thread that I would get
bump every day
the same thread
so it would pump up on the left side of
screen refreshed and that so that people could possibly see if i was
streaming right to set it should come yeah so i would like kind of like use them as a piggyback
so yeah time check So yeah, camera check.
Should we go roof this real quick? Just to make sure there's no 760
We can really do something.
I think a shot up here would be unfortunate.
There's a gun up here?
Okay, seems like the gun was mine.
Another gun? Order. Okay, seems like we have his mine. Yes.
Another zone?
Quarter.
Quarter.
Quarter's strong.
Should I tell you that bitch is badly damaged?
Ammo if anything. Kool- a box up here
22 bullets
box up here
that's 50-22 bullets
or what?
50-22 bullets
oh 20 bullets
I had the box, yeah.
You have it?
Yeah, got it.
Yes, I'm gonna shoot it with...
I mean, I guess this is more of an effort here.
Dropping in this room.
Finding.
Oh, there's another one. Oh! Dropping in this room. That one was pretty decent loot on the roof, nobody went up there a little bit but now the food is falling out of it.
Ummm... There a little bit, but no. Food is falling away. Um...
Load this fucking sporter real quick?
Fucking damaged. I'm gonna shoot one bullet and it's busted, but...
Just damage? I'm gonna shoot one bullet and it's busted, but...
Just damage?
Where is the bag?
Both under-damaged.
I would say let's do... we're not fucking using our paraket right now, are, no, fuck that. Don't waste it on me.
If we die because of that then...
Well, we won't.
Fuck! I'm gonna get the fuck out of Alcura now or do you wanna loot up? Um, should we just try to figure out...
Right, I was here last time.
We have some food.
Very much.
Yeah, and look like that's it.
Man you still got stuff right?
Anything off-scrirts i guess right
all right let's go to school Monkey.
Yeah, I still have an unknown cannon in two sodas.
We can't have two unknown cannons in one soda. And. We're trying to get the fuck out of here.
How about this scroll? I'll go through school, get a little bit of the uh... Oh guys on the roof here.
The guy's on the roof at school bro.
What the fuck is he doing up there? See him?
Oh that's the zombie. Zombie's aggroed though. I don't see him up there. See him?
Oh that's the zombie.
The zombies aggroed though.
I don't see them.
I don't see them.
Oh I see the zombie aggro running right?
Yeah on top.
He's inside right?
Maybe. He went under there. I mean he's inside right? Maybe
You want to help me go
I have a zombie on me
I have one on me too
Do you have another one on you behind you?
Did you just fuck him?
Oh, I hit you?! Oh, I'm so sorry bro.
I fucked you up big time then.
Damn how did I hit you?
Hit yourself.
Do you have a lamp?
No, you don't.
Uh, no.
I am sorry, bro.
I'm so sorry.
That's the wrong attack to you.
That did not feel good for your health.
Did that chunk you?
Uh... I heard a little chunk.
Yellow?
Yeah, like the one... I'm looking at the windows, I don't see anybody.
There's a lot of time to chase in.
The storm is starting real fast.
The storm is starting?
Looks like it.
It's so fucking annoying.
Sounds are getting crazy on this path.
Why do they do this?
They're like brain dead but like
broken at the same time
Well they're chasing something up there
oh this guy's fighting you ranked to me on all fours!
Yeah I know dude.
Aw damn.
We do that too much.
Bro can we go inside that gym real quick? Yeah.
Oh!
That's a gunshot.
That's a gunshot pretty fast fire bro.
One chasing you.
Did he hit me through the door?
Please repair my fucking mirror.
Yeah, she didn't even give a fuck about me. She's going all
the way around for you bro.
What the fuck?!
Yeah these guys might push us.
Whoever just shot.
Alright, I fucking vest.
... so I'm good. I think we just get the fuck out of Oakwood or bro. Yeah, maybe we do.
Let's get water though.
I mean, I have pills and a canteen.
We desperately need water.
Just fucking fill up the canteen, use the pills. Yeah.
Got you.
Clean up the water. so so I sat in lane from 4.0. I dare you.
Best stake in for him.
16, 5, 5, 6 rounds in the back of that?
Finally looting those is paid off, I swear I never thought
I'd see that happen again.
Yep later... get fucked Yup, later.
Get fucked.
Should be riding it through these trees a little bit. Yeah. Yeah! Broken is all. Hell yeah, brother.
Do we want to hunt it down in the building?
Maybe let's look Do we want to hunt it down in the building?
Maybe let's loot this shit up, right? Oh my god bro!
This zombie was playing for us on a tree, homie.
Did you see that? Did you just get hit?
Look at how he just- Oh! That crawling thing bro
Crawling is so fucking dumb
Yeah bro I bet
I'm letting the sun chase in.
MK2 here.
Nice time.
Two of them.
Already have one.
Mine's two of them. Already have one. I can do with him. Yeah, shit.
Looked out.
Oh we could use that barrel I guess.
Bro what is this zombie doing bro? What's he doing, really?
He doesn't know where he is. He's dumb. What's that, bitch? Boom.
Boom, uh-oh.
Try to get the running through clothesline, trying to do the circle around...
Anything but stay in front of you dude! Anything but stay in front of you it's terrible that's terrible and we
have stuff for fire do I need to go out there
uh we need stuff for fire or do I need to go out there?
We need stuff for fire. I'm gonna get a couple bark because we need to make uh
what's up you can just put your stick on the thing Hmm. Just gonna be a risky house, that's for sure.
It definitely fucking is...
Can we move the barrel? Yeah barrel um yeah let me put it like right next to this fire in this corner why with all those windows
i don't know no i guess this one's better yeah
i guess i didn't think about the other windows behind us
i mean is there a house where we can put this too yeah maybe there's a bit
maybe we put it in a shed well this house over here you see the fake
windows and that well take We're gonna take a look, we'll take a look
Don't throw it away yet
Only thing you can get in there man, it's fake
Really Yeah, nah it's fake. Uhh...
Unless you wanna go shed mode
I hope no one notices shit if they're here.
Will they notice us or not?
I'm not even sure.
Chad, what do you think?
Let's just go there. know the zombie come after?
Wanna do it here?
Just be get caught in a fucking
I can't put the fucking... Actually, I'll put it. Oh man we're lucky we killed that in here
In that corner works? Yeah fuck it
Or on the bed?
You put it on the bed I don't even know.
Probably not.
Wouldn't think so.
Maybe like...
At the front of the bed that you can get in on both sides of the bed? Basically, you could stand there and I could stand here if you put it right here right
what the okay hold on
oh why is it doing that? That's not bad.
Alright fuck it whatever.
No worries.
Oh I got an idea!
Yeah no worries. Yeah, there's...
You put the sticks in a barrel, I will make the thing that created fire. Understood. Hey, my guy guy thanks brother, appreciate you. Brandon
River. Yeah Brandon river you Brandon.
Appreciate it brother.
Thank you so much for the donation.
Also uh, thank you to Fiddle Finch again for the five giftos brother.
Appreciate you sir.
May have heard something.
Oh, the EVR storm is fucking coming.
Yeah, good time to hunker down.
Yeah but it's dumb as fuck! Why is that happening again?
People control it sometimes- it's random and people can set it off right so I don't know.
Never know.
You have too many fucking songs.
Hey FedUp thanks for gifting the sub to Broker Resolve.
Broker Resolve welcome brother.
Thank you FedUp again bro.
Owl, thanks for the Prime Sub using that here sir.
Appreciate ya sir.
Welcome.
Thank you. It's cutting in and out for
what is?
Why put it
in front of a window?
So that we can not stand next to the fireplace right there where the window can shoot us easily.
Rooftop there I think they could get onto....
...
...
Yo, convoy. Thank you brother man for the reception sir. How's it going? No one can get on that roof? Oh really, okay good. so That's reactions right there, boys.
Yeah, good shot.
They don't teach that shit you're just born with it.
I bet he exploded. Yeah, that's a fucking idiot.
I was looking at you, like about to do a funny face with the shots. You know what i mean? Like oh shit!
Yeah
And then all of sudden I hear this fucking guy running in
Oh it's...
What's that? What did he get out there?
I don't want this window to be spotted.
Is he kidding? Not really. He has a lot of stuff for us though.
I'm gonna take those medics for your bullets.
You got a longhorn?
Buncha food?
Oh, I have bullets for the longhorns bro. Aw no, sorry. Bunch of food.
Oh, I have bullets for longhorn bro.
No sight though man.
I guess i can just fucking...
Whack somebody with that shit dude.
I'm gonna like, up close, shotgun mode
45's 19's That just walt in here like thinking he was a shit.
The fuck was he doing?
He was being the shit dude.
Did you have any shotgun ammo? Did he not have shotgun ammo?
No, I didn't.
Fuck. Do you have shotgun ammo?
Yeah, fuckshot.
Are you using a shotgun?
Alright, I need it. I dropped it
Where do you drop that? I dropped it
All the motherfucking grants's in a box. On me.
I see it.
Why are you yelling? I'm gonna punch you in the fucking head.
What the fuck? How dare you say that?
Do you have any disinfectant?
Like this break? Do you have any, uh... like disinfectant?
Mmm... Like this brain?
No. Well I mean any sort of disinfectant. Windex version or the other ones.
So I- oh see that was the fucking storm hole that scared me. Oh, I have a t-shirt? Oh dude. Thank you.
I knew that, though. That was another one of those
past moments.
Okay, let's get back into the fire room. I just can't believe he walked in like bro.
This guy opened a door and we just fucking
BOP! Fucking shot him
He blows up like...
He didn't even shoulder peek it bro, he was all body
Yeah that was dumb as fuck
Whatever. Hey free stuff for us I'll take it.
I'm not mad man.
... I was in exactly a good position of staring at you.
I heard him come in and I was like, wait there's no way somebody is just waltzing in here like that.
There's no fucking shot.
And the door swings open. Fuck it.
You heard him first buddy don't warn me.
Well I was about to say something and his door opened.
So, like... Or our door opened.
Man he brought us extra food, we're good now. so I hear someone outside.
I think i hear grass. So if we go in here. so so so so so I'm gonna go to use boots.
Some guy reminded me not to make the same mistake I did last night.
Roof.
I got the boots
homer's about to hit.
Got some time on our hands.
Another five minutes at least.
I'll fucking put some of this shit here now.
Ah!
Shit is not gonna fucking... Anybody who walks in, I blast them. Look at that guy's Jaeger pants.
Just realized that right this second.
Jaeger Pants?
Yeah, he's got the good shit bro.
As bad as I expected all his shit to be fucking busted.
His pants are Gucci I guess I don't know.
Is this some kind of fucking ritual?
What? You hear that hear that guy talking?
Sounds like someone's talking.
Almost.
No, you alright Joe?
I dunno what the fuck it is man.
We never questioned
the fact that we hear kids laughing
in our ears and people whispering
in our ears before the storm?
Where's it coming from?
... Hmm. Fuckin' heavy, dog! I'm hit big dog.
Get down!
... so so I think right when Storm's done, we leave immediately.
We have to cut this person up first.
Oh dude, I already had fish stuff we're good.
Okay. so All right... You know what knocked you out here? Like the fucking... The storm.
Fucking, yeah but like how are you getting knocked out?
You're laughing.
Who the fuck just left?
I left.
I laughed. Are you the fucking human eating disease?
No, that was me laughing.
We don't need to cut this out, man.
I'm gonna fuck that guy again. That's almost. Oh, there was like a thing in there.
Oh shit!
Can't fucking see!
Grandma!
Ah! Ah! See? Grandma!
Let's go. Okay, do you have a compass?
I'll bust it up on ya.
Yeah get us off.
Alright.
Follow Big Papa.
Opposite red area.
I have to set it up, it's so dark.
Got him right here! um UUUUGGGHHHHHH WHAT THE HELL I have to look out for teammates. That was so random, bro
Is that Abbey coming at us? He walked out of the trees
from this side
Man he walked out like a fucking idiot He must have been in the same town as us yeah wait for the storm
yeah oblivious ass holy we are too bro. I mean true but bro dark as fuck like what do you expect?
I'm pretty sure i killed him
Nah he's dead
Nah, baked beans
Got some stuff got got some stuff.
I ain't gonna lie, he's got some stuff.
He was fucked up! Shit!
And he was hurting, he was hurting.
Uh, he's got a shotgun. I guess I'll take that just in case.
Let's get it off of him. BK. Yeah let's go.
I'm gonna take his BK bullet alone. Didn't have any, that's all.
Get us south again. I'm on this way.
This way.
Pretty sure I killed him.
Uh, nope.
Wrong way, wrong way,
wrong way, wrong way,
wrong way.
I'm pretty sure
that was quick
rather than
triggering the medium.
Nope.
So if you kill them
it's because my shot
didn't murder...
Yeah, my shot
had to have killed
him.
He was living there.
Oh, right.
I killed him.
Right. You don't see me? They can... No, I see them. They don't see me?
I'm in the field bro, behind you!
This way?
Turn around.
See me?
Yeah, I see him.
I'm in the field.
Like how you say you're in the field and you're like damn your head glitching me bro.
How am I ha- I'M IN THE FIELD!
Head glitchin'! i'm not how am i i'm in the field head glitching let's go Yeah, you're probably scared of the little shit out of that guy. He probably should have hunkered down...
This motherfucker collapsed on the ground!
He probably should've hunker down for a little longer.
Maybe.
Kind of hard to make that decision. I think he probably wanted to just get out of the obvious location
Yeah, I think this is don't wanna like run into people in there you know
Why military ship? Yes blint right? This must be R1.
What are we trying to do here?
Can you move this or what?
We can pass it out. Oh, there he is! You need a better gun for sure.
Yeah.
See if there's shotgun on the other guy.
Alright, I'm gonna leave it shotgun.
There goes Jallow and I left. Let's get the R1.
I've seen zombies here too, so...
There was a bunch of zombies.
Fuck it let's loot this bitch up! so I'm at first tent right side.
There's dead zombies here.
Really?
Yep, yep, yep, yep. Stay over there under this first tent.
I'm gonna be the one right over to you next to yours.
Just stay out here, just get outta here. That's you and the one next to me.
Yep, yep, yep, yep. There's gonna be one of these little camo tent things.
That zombie there.
I see you. This is me, yup. There's a dead zombie at that tent next to you.
I'm gonna go check the Zombies are everywhere on the outside.
Holy fuck.
What a fucking enemy. Holy fuck. What the fuck, enemy?
Could he just be up here prone?
I don't think so though.
I think hes gone. I don't think so, though. I think he's gone.
Just you? Yeah.
You're literally just bitching the fuck out?
I think so.
Let's get out of here before we
get caught.
If he is just a little in front of us
we'll catch him. We have to keep going south.
Hold on, I'm looking.
Where South is? This way.
Far right side of the camp you have over here?
Watch your right there There's a zombie
It's treeline danger, sorry. Careful There's three on his edge, just try to be careful. This guy's a little bit in front of us, right? We want to find this pipe I think at this point or get to the tower actually get to
the land bridge. so Alright, sorry about that chat.
Yo, Medic, thanks for the five giftos.
I'm all fucking locked in right now.
Not trying to die today,
I guess. Yeah, thank you so much Medic for the five gift does bro.
I appreciate that dude and
welcome everybody if you got those
gifts from him.
Thank you for supporting the channel like that brother.
I don't
like the PU scope in general. Hell of a glare.
Yeah, dude, I'm a hunting scope guy.
So simple, so
easy, even if it's, like, uh...
damage you can still see through. It's not cracked or anything.
I'm about to get water.
Yeah that's good, pretty good.
Going straight down...
I see the pipe is right, do ya?
The pipe is right, bro that? Pipe is right, guys.
That's what you guys said.
Yeah, on the right over here.
Pipe is on the right, man!
Okay, sorry.
Landbridge over there.
Want to try land bridge or no?
Um, yeah do you not wanna go tower and just see a left-hand lefty?
Don't see that.
Fuck tower cause we have to deal with all those zombies and I can't stop them from crossing.
Keep all that shit.
We're already doing well enough that I don't think we need it at the moment.
We're gonna need some ammo,'t get me wrong, but uh
Maybe we clear airfield maybe we actually leave there
People never has anything when I go there bro ever the car maybe just some cars really
parking lots we cross through airfield to the cars real fast hit that little
green hut and then go to the next military base nothing no do it I think Military base? Nothing. No.
Just do it.
I just hate military because you rarely get anything and the risk of looting there is so bad.
You don't like going to militaries at all?
No airport, I mean sir.
Airmen...
The risk isn't that much.
You go there
I mean every time we go over there
We get into at least one fight bro
That's because we always have to sit there with a fire
Ha ha Got a dead guy in tower?
Do you have scope?
I don't have a scope, no.
Let's get trouble.
Let's hope not. Oh, my. It looked like I only saw a part of him.
So I thought maybe
like the guy in front of me
and then he's just
oh, it looks like like i only saw a part of him so i thought maybe um
like i just saw someone trying to lean peak me you know what i mean oh dead
zombie that's over here
so whoever we're following it took the same route.
Unless this is the dead guy...
That's a zombie!
I'm gonna shoot this, I'm gonna shoot this.
You got one behind us?
I hit it, I hit it, I hit it.
Oh you made him duck ya fucko!
Nah he changed aggro right?
He's on aggro on me
There Rrrrraaah! Go. There... for a moment.
Hopefully he's far enough away than
needed here, but I mean that- Oh shit so away than he is here. But I mean...
Oh shit, so you dropped his gun here. VK
So we are following him
Oh yeah, we're on this exact route
And guys will fucking hit that military spot.
Yeah, basically we've uh... just taken the same route.
Somehow.
You probably went airfield, aren't you?
I would think! Either that or he's sticking west...
Or he's sticking on the beach.
But I would go airfield.
Oh.
Oh! I saw a satisfying cook for you Jared. Yeah did you see that shit?
We were fighting over a cup of noodles or a couple losers?
A couple losers dude.
A couple of noodles...
Did you see the lead up to it though?
No. Like the context to it. Those guys
found me at a spawn
point. Killed me trying
to act friendly. Then I spawned
and thought they had left. I got the same spawn. Thought they
had left, I went to go drink at a fountain
shot by them again, right?
Then I come back and in the process
I ended up putting down that land mine
on the second run before they killed me i put that
down that they didn't see then on the third run i came back and i
they were still around like we're trying to find people to kill so
so that's when i started talking shit to him and drew them into the place I had planned in mind.
Were they French?
Yeah, I think so. Sounded like Chad said that those guys were French.
Kind of friendly. Surprised he didn't surrender.
Get him, get him!
Guy in front of us, in the trees. Up against the pipe.
I'm blocking... see him?
Oh my god, never mind.
Oh my fucking god!
Bro...
Yeah just like a loon game bro!
Fucking deer!
Where's the zombie now for What was that noise, Jerry?
That's some movie shit right? Yeah yeah exactly.
You know what comes next in a movie Yeah, yeah exactly.
You know what comes next in the movie?
We all fucking die. And death is around the corner because we've now gotten accustomed to...
At least you're on your toes.
At least you're on your toes unlike yesterday least you're on your toes like yesterday.
Also, I'm cold now so we might actually have to hunker down at the thing.
Yeah.
That's how it'll be. Turn this off. I'm going to sit down on my back, though. I just grabbed you from a fire and these little fucking shit right here We're in a standard whore plot now. Right, dude?
I got stick you got bark? You got stick, I got bark
That's that deer again dude oh my goodness
gracious bro.
This guy could be in here, so just be careful.
His house is pretty...
I'm running away with a fucking stick hold on
Look for mines and bear traps, man.
I'm with you.
You have a friendly?
Looking back. Looking. I can see you looking around. That could be on that sweater.
Scary, scary going!
We're good.
Still looking around.
Alright, drop the- I'll put the bark in.
Drop part of
the stick so we can... We still don't have a
lighter anyway do we?
Nah. I mean we don't have to I'm still light blue, we don't have to do the fire just No.
I'm still light blue, we don't have to do the fire just yet.
What's that mean?
What did you say?
Why would we wait?
The fuck is that mean?
Yeah, what the fuck does that mean?
The fuck does that even mean?
I have four cans of food on me. They've been dropped. All my food is not frozen.
We're here for me then. Can you put the 6
on the ground or are you putting them in the fire? Inside of the fire.
I'm gonna have to light it.
I literally put them in the fire.
Well, I need a stick
to make an
MRB.
I don't sound like that.
They're gonna come by and say hello.
I gotta get up early in the morning.
Catch you guys later.
Alright, motherfucker. Talk to ya soon.
That's nice of Jed agenda stop by. Always a pleasure.
Put that scope on the pioneer... what scope? Do scope? He doesn't know it.
Oh, this! It does go on it, doesn't it?
Should I actually rock this and fix this?
We have two fucking kits right now. Yeah, I think I'm gonna get rid of the long arm.
If you want something that has no scope on it.
It just doesn't have a scope on it, so it's not worth it.
I put the P-LOD scope on my fucking Pioneer.
There was a scope on that guy's body.
I thought you grabbed it. I have a P- the odd scope on this, look.
You're up?
Have a fucking one-tapper pioneer...
you don't have a pioneer mag, do ya?
Oh, you're useless to me.
Do you not have to lock the door?
No.
Absolutely fucking useless.
Okay okay watch out!
Do you have anything to lock the door?
Fucking useless bitch. You have anything to lock the door? Uhhh...
That's so scary. I can't have everything.
I've literally had everything, I don't know where you're pushing
this agenda, where you've had stuff today.
I'm the one who's been giving you
shit. Sewing kit, fucking food,
this, that, your ammo, this.
Come on, man.
Ah, man. what's she talking about bro can you use that pu scope
am i using it no no i have. I have one but it's damaged.
How much fucking bark did you bring?
Because we ran out already, are you serious?
You brought one bark?
It's the sticks that keep it going longer...
...not the bark!
I know!
I have more sticks AND I have more bark because I knew you wouldn't even get enough.
What the fuck dude?
Here, what's wrong with you?
Bro, we... What's wrong with you? Bro, we...
What's wrong with me?
You're fucking what's wrong with me man.
I'm gonna baby your bitch ass.
That's not true!
Every single time we've ever played on like Deadfall,
We played on Deadfall. I always hear your fucking stomach growling while
I'm on a full apple and shit you know what I'm saying?
Yeah because I'm over here on the opposite side of fucking passage for
The first time in my whole life. Like what do you expect?
You know what i'm saying
i'm i'm doing it for the first time now you're at my home the monster is my home this is where
i started playing daisy you understand yeah i guess listen you know i hate this fucking map Yeah, I guess.
Listen... You know I hate this fucking map.
You fucking suck.
Okay.
Just wanna say that last kill
I got him.
And second of all,
I'm up on kills.
Good day.
French Blast number... No, bro. Oh!
You don't even have a nice armband, bro.
We have the same armband.
Nah, yours is fucked up looking.
It's not... I'm not wasting shit on a fucking armband.
Here, use this then.
I have another one.
I can't...
Bro, why would you waste it?
Well, it barely takes the tick out of it all!
So it can look...
I can see it more vibrant, bro.
It's all dirty and shit man.
It'll save your life.
It is not gonna save shit. You have not even used it once.
Is that you with the blue armband, no. You haven't said that.
Trust me, you fuck!
Yeah take this howling thing.
I have seen it with the blue armband.
Yeeeahhhhhh
Way better.
I don't even see... Fuck you, man.
It looks way cleaner.
I got heat buffed, man.
Whatcha tryna do?
Um...
I'm ready to go.
I'm good to go.
I'm good.
You're good?
All your food's ready?
Yeah, yeah.
Let's roll. Dead. I'm dead. Hold on, I have to snipe right for camera-shamping.
I believe.
I believe.
Different straight stacks.
That was my jab only strategy.
Left left left left.
I got the B can.
I got the B can.
I got the B can.
I got the B can. I got the B can. I got the B can. different straight stacks, that's mine. That was my
jab only strategy.
Left, left, left,
left.
That was such a good
strategy.
Left, left, left.
Yeah, thank you.
They were expecting
the right,
they got a left
and they expect
to run again
they got another one.
I see a guy behind us
and they got the broken fence.
Am I tripping?
Or did I see a zombie?
I might be tripping.
I don't actually know.
You see the broken part
of the fence
on the left side
of the building?
Who cares,
we're going down
a dip.
Let's run.
That's where I last saw some movement though.
Okay, alright. Keep pushing it.
Keep your fucking pushing!
Probably see the smoke?
The fuck is gone now, actually.
In and out.
Done and done.
We got in there.
We got out of there.
Yeah?
That military time.
Military time. I am on yellow apple let me see here
liver pate is it bad day i shall eat you You need any ammo by the way? I have 5-5-6 and 3 away.
I need 2 away, right?
I have enough 5-5-6
I need 7-6-2 more than anything but for now I'm fine
I have a full done mag
Yeah we both need that.
You doing okay there? What we really need is
some fully automatic eventually here.
Are you filling the trees? Yeah,, I got a zombie on me. so I think this should be the edge of airfield.
Whoa, we got a zombie on us I think.
Ahem, streamer. Yeah, I'll be honest. I think
The death of your dad All right that we're at the airfield, we're looking to go something like this way. okay This'll slap that dude, yeah he did.
I need to find a electrical repair kit so i can get a uh,
I guess I don't need that anymore the P-Skill for this.
The S-Gas is kind of my mid range close range gun at the moment
and the Pioneers are handling it well And the pioneers are going to be needling all of them.
That's how we're gonna play this.
Alright, I got a plan.
Next quote unquote friendly person we see you, right?
Yeah.
Sewing kits are like coins and it's like a 50-50.
You get the top of the sewing kit or the bottom of the song when you drop it on the ground okay so we're gonna have them pick upper bottom
and then you know and we're going to pick the one. If it lands on the one we picked they die
Lands on the one they pick
They died what do you mean
i mean if you happen to get somebody caught up like that yeah if we catch
somebody else yeah you know if they're like oh i'm friendly
i'm like all right don't move you ain You ain't even gonna throw your head about it.
Hey this is what we're doing.
I mean I'm just telling you at this point in time
I don't think we are going to run into people
who are trying to befriend us
Sure,, yeah man.
What are they saying? Yeah in our next life maybe that'll work I'm just saying, man.
Yeah, in our next life maybe that'll work.
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah!
Or if we catch somebody who's fucked over enough, to be honest.
Like injured and shit? I got handcuffs too, we just fucking handcuff him.
Damn, no Biden voice.
What the fuck? Yeah, no Biden voice. Which one of you is Beavis and which one
is Butthead? I forgot.
You fucked up the Biden voice but it's still okay.
That's fucked up.
I would be...
I would be Butthead for sure, and he would be Beavis. huh
my best the best i can do haha I see the one zombie on the outside. I'll see. Just zombies. so I haven't seen any zombies inside yet, bro.
Saw one walk in from the left side.
He wasn't originally in there but he walked in. I saw one walk in from the left side.
Wasn't originally in there, but he walked in.
Moved up a little bit.
Yeah, I'm with you.
I see one, I see two... might not be too bad here. See three? You sure shooting one? I found a screamer in the lake. I think.
They're starting to catch on. Ooh, there's some bullets!
Let's go!
10-7-6-2s Let's go That's cool.
There is a helmet, green helmet in that swamp.
Actually I don't see got low insulation now.
.
. Didn't I have a box chat? I didn't have a box chat.
I didn't have a box?
Got 22s.
Last one maybe? I'm getting my runs confused.
He gave it away? How dare I.
... There's a used heat pack here. Yeah, me me me me me. maybe
oh lag holy Am I lagging or is the server lagging? Hello? I was talking on the phone with Caroline.
What's up?
Oh, okay.
You're good.
I was asking if I was lagging or if the server was lagging.
Yeah.
Are you guys that best?
Nah.
I'm dark blue bro. Didn't we just get heat buffed?
It's cold at night right now.
Oh, I fucking forgot the nighttime shit stain of a fucker.
I'm gonna swap to this fucking jacket real fast dude.
Gonna take me a sec?
Well, I have best insulation on literally everything. She can do this quick chat basically.
Not gonna be organized but it's good.
Alright.
You basically ready to...
Did you loot almost everything?
Almost all the time or should we just do a little bit?
Yeah, that should be good. little bit yeah
the other part of this corner that building here.
That's a grenade, nice kind of grenade. Found a fucking lighter, let's go.
Huge.
Yeah, combat jackets?
No, unless you need it.
A light here, you don't need it. I got a light here, you don't need it.
Ah, I got another canvas, I'm good.
Hey my fucking apple's yellow again. Did you look through the corner?
Like the sniper buildings with all the cameras and stuff?
That is a BB Bison.
That is the BB Bison! I have a bison mag if you want it, take it.
I have bullets too.
Alright beautiful.
... Where are you? I'm in one of the towers. Oh, you hear me running next to ya? No.
You need to use your repairman.
Okay.
I'll be right back.
Okay.
I think we're gonna have a little bit more time for that.
Yeah. We got some stuff coming up. Yeah. you're an issue
maybe use your repair kit on the left like the other time see
think it's a tire she That's you?
Yeah.
Yep.
Here.
Dropping that right there, there was a fucking IJ in one of these buildings.
Take these two through the Here, take these two bullets.
Take these two.
Boom, boom, boom. Bullets.
Oh, you got the
air here.
And also don't take this.
I don't need these anymore. Beautiful.
Good trade, good trade.
I'm fucking freezing my ass off.
Okay. I'm gonna fucking freeze my ass off. Alright, a worn barge...
Guess I'll hold onto this just in case the Colonel drops any cam.
But I don't wanna have him loose for the uh... I guess I shouldn't be any cam. But I'll have loose for the, uh...
I guess I should be doing this here but I am
I don't give a fuck about that guy
Alright
You ready to go? all right there you go what are you trying to liveing the mags right now, then gonna load
the mag that you gave me. We should leave
take your mag that you have now and let's go
do that in a tree or something
loud as fuck
I was going to do it real quick and leave, but I'm gonna sit here and make a fucking...
...plan of it. A picnic of it.
Oh shit! We gotta find a building. Yeah I know, I'm fucking frozen.
There's no building here? No, we have the storm that's about to crack us.
Is there something down this road? There might be something down this road. Let's go over here.
What direction is this?
It is
north of is north northeast
no behind down the hill on this way, you think?
Is there something we can see?
Where? See something?
Those are broken buildings.
Sawmill? There's something down here.
That is, it's a road I mean at least.
We don't have time but we need to get somewhere.
Yeah, if we follow this road I think we'll see if it gets us somewhere
all right best guess I don't know where we're going.
Uh, better to go left on this road.
Whatever road is about the scene and find a building.
We should be on the fucking road here.
Yeah, there's like military something up there.
Yeah looks like we mech-fly zone.
Right over here. I don't know if any of these buildings work, so I'll get on our left.
Well they do, they do, look at this. You got me there?
Where is he? ah
are you sure this is gonna work?
Oh yeah, it's one of the, uh...
Okay.
Summit. Serious question in the light orbiter for a hotel slash NOOOOOO!
I am poor man, the quest paper is fucking over. Yeah?
Yeah.
Okay.
What's that? Yeah, more feet. Don't see feet, don't see feet. Look right. Didn't see anything. Going right?
Looking up nothing.
There's a barrel somebody's here though
you packing yeah we want to do
a barrel or do we have stuff for fire we don't know
i do i do What do you have?
Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna come here bitch.
I set that bitch up.
Blow the man real quick. A few mags.
Get barrel?
Probably do barrel.
I'm trying to do here?
Ugh.
There's less smoke from a barrel. Oh...
Yeah, it won't go to the fucking chimney. Oh fuck this enchant, we'll be okay though.
We have to fight, we have to fight.
I ain't gonna lie when you see somebody I'm spraying the fuck out of this gun.
I have two 64 round...
Damn dude you're on it.
I am not done spraying.
I am holding left mouse button.
Yeah buddy.
Big chop! Big job. No lockpick yet, right? On either of us?
Pretty sure. No lockpick, no lockpick.
Fuck I have to pee again! What the hell is going on?
Drink some energy drinks? Some alcohol?
Nah, nah. I don't drink alcohol and I'm not drinking energy drinks.
Drink your water.
Water?
She's been drinking a lot of it though.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I mean bro my skin's been getting really clear.
I'm not drinking any of that shit so...
I was like fucking hell.
Yeah it definitely plays a part. You got it.
We're fucking show her, man.
At least I hate that shit.
Yeah, it gets the fuck out of my mind trying every-
literally every fucking single thing possible
and nothing works.
Appreciate it a lot bro I live my whole life like that
i don't keep my own childhood no i'm still living it hopefully soon i recently my skin
only just recently started chilling out and like,
I'm freaking out over every little thing.
Fucking annoying right?
It's tough to deal with in life you know? Especially when you're a kid.
Serious question, I'm a night auditor
for a hotel slash resort
so here's my shot
I have three to five hours
when I do nothing
running out of tech space
mommy
I'm a grown ass fucking man space mommy
i'm a grown-ass man
oh man listen barry i appreciate you brother hey thank you so much for chilling out here and spending your time
where you're not doing anything
hanging out in the channel, brother.
But I'm going to be honest with you, bro.
I think I got too many mods as it is.
We kind of got all our bases covered at the moment, but...
Yeah, I guess if that ever changes, we can have a conversation again. You know what I'm saying?
But, um...
At the moment, I think we're okay.
I appreciate you, brother.
I'm sorry, Barry. I don't like to be
a meanie, you know?
I'm in queue. Hell yeah! Okay he's happy about that. You ever seen Dumb and
Dumber? You ever see that? I don't mean to say that you're dumb or dumb or anything
I just said there's a part in it
that's it that it's reminding me of Heh.
See you see him, there's a chance. I take my shine and i respect it barry
i'm mad respected today thank you for real brother man thank you so much for
the 50 bucks and i'm uh i'm glad you enjoy the channel enough to
to draw money like that bro. I appreciate you doing it. Much Yeah, uh...
Love man it's been years man. Hey man, so many more brother!
What? That set me up.
Oh my god! All right, I'm peeing.
Hopefully nobody opens the door. so What map we running tonight?
This isn't a moss, really.
Yo, I also would like to be a mod. I will legit never do any mod work except for maybe one guy that pisses me off.
If you ever need the worst mod ever HMU. Thank you, X-Star. I appreciate you, bro. You know what dude? I'll keep you on the queue as well, alright, bro?
Thank you, brother. Black is... what's up brother?
I like this reverse psychology you're trying to throw down there. so so Alright.
You ever need a stand in on me again, yeah? Thanks brother.
Did the stone fucking hit already?
That one fucking did it. Oh my god, bro.
Yeah dude let's go!
Wait, dude?
Yeah, let's go you first.
I ain't going nowhere. Wait, dude? Yeah. Let's go. You first.
I ain't going nowhere.
Somebody out there?
Scammer man, talk back!
What the fuck is wrong with you bruh?
I haven't heard anybody out there.
You first... The fuck? Oh, the storm has gone off your big dummy. You hear the fucking thing pulsing.
You don't hear the big thing pulsing.
I'm about to punch you in the fucking head is what i'm about to punch you in the head what am i supposed to do You got a little fucking crazy, huh?
I might hear something up there.
Our fire's not going. I hear something up there.
Our fire's not going. Fire's out, man.
Yeah? Whatever will we do?
Fire's out! Whatever will we do i got this yeah you hear something running out there
he put his uh he put boots on. That sound like the
normal feet
I don't know what to fucking talk about
You hear it running right? You hear footsteps?
No You hear it running, right? You hear the footsteps? No.
You don't hear that?
I don't hear any footsteps.
Maybe it's because they're closer to the wall.
Just gotta listen, bro.
There is nothing besides ambient sound If anyone deserves an audience, they will be impressed. Oh, while I hear it, we'll find a winner.
Five years ago, the only thing that saved us from the plague was Jack's scent.
What a wonderful world! Hmm. If both of them still haven't gotten you the beam, do you know what I'm talking about?
Yeah?
Yeah.
I guess it won't hear him until he gets right to our door I'm moving out door, sir.
Oh, it's high enough.
If a guy has an APSE helmet out there, we're dead.
He knows we're here.
I've never seen anyone with that.
What does... what does a helmet even look like? It almost looks like an eye vision strap.
It's a black helmet with a small visor.
Oh, I see what you mean. It's like a black helmet with, like, a small visor.. And you wouldn't see anything, but you are dead at this point. If it happens.
We're fucking dead.
Or you wake up tied up.
Never happened to me though.
I died, he's on top of me. He's teabagging
me actually.
... Kill him. Alright.
Where the fuck are we?
I think we should keep going south.
Let's figure out which way that is.
With your compass. Okay. True, true, okay. Listen, hold the building down for a second.
I'm gonna go do a quick...
Straight ahead from the door.
Straight ahead from the door?
Okay.
Hold the building up for one sec. on them. um so Food time! Don't look at me. Don't look at me.
I'm back.
Alright, I'm ready whenever.
Oh hi! You going?
I haven't got the water. oh hmm so uh. At least you have found your way to a boss. boss
i bet fucking died Alright, let's go! I'm gonna look out here. I just and I'm eating. so so so so so so Come on, play. so so so so Both have headlamps, I mean gas masks, you know, filter
That's just badly damage.
I get fucking shot once as you do.
Yeah, but I've tanked fucking hand shots.
Also, we're fucked on cooking temperature again
That's why
Light blue
I I guess you'll tell if the cove is on. I'm gonna get a good jacket.
Just before I got an action. You can take your deck, it's good if you want to though. Ah my shit is fine, I got best of solution. so I have a new pack trained and ready for you, Summit.
Revenge of the Huskies is coming.
Be warned. You're so scrupulous. Run! Run! it revenge of the huskies is coming be warned Somebody was here. I felt on the ground. okay so I have no long range by the way, I have my bison and shotgun so. I got a sniper. He was shot from along that way.
Somebody was just in here.
Dude, this guy didn't just leave a fucking savannah right here. No way I'm taking that
I left a bunch of shit here bro Pioneer's got sniper rifle or
sniper on it, I can give you... Two of them.
That'll give you some shots for dropping bullets.
A buncha shotgun right? Yeah.
Take the one with the thing on it.
Yeah yeah yeah, I got it.
Alright. I got it. He must be fucking kidded then, right?
Maybe... I need to get on my neck for this.
No Pioneer mag, fuck.
This guy's got a Vigas in there.
Oh wait, this guy has a Pioneer mag.
That was one.
I don't know what I expected.
GW
So, if I can get it back here and not use that's why I'm not putting anything out of it.
What the fuck is going on?
Also are you whispering?
I'm not talking on this one. I was talking on this one.
Yeah no, whispering like real life.
Oh yeah because my mic distracts me.
Okay okay okay. my mic starts to eat okay so We got another ladder we'll grab down to. Alright, ready?
I'm running. I can lose cycle on your I could have fucking loose cycling and shit.
I think I'm killing, got the sniper that flies in like...
You've got a sniper, I've got a sniper, we all got a sniper.
Let's get under this wall with a cannon and let's
hope it's walls are not on us.
Oh, God, we're in her...we're in her already. It's almost happening to our monitor, I want to run your studies. so so I just tanked a headshot?
Oh, we got...
What did we do that made these zombies attack us?
This is the stupid shit
that I'm talking about right now.
We aren't anywhere
near those ones. Yeah, sure
we got the one. Like why the fuck are those
guys coming over? They're not scream screamers you know what i'm saying yeah
you know what i'm saying like that's the type of pool I kinda like in this game.
Really dumb.
Like, that's fuckin' dumb. Like just plot that proximity that they can fucking um, aggro this sandwich. Oh my lord. I don't want to shoot any more. so I think we can see in the top three windows. those I'm gonna try that.
You dead? No, I'm good. I see him up on the roof.
He's moving left, on top of that ledge.
... I have no vision.
I'm going around, I'm going around the building.
I'm going all the way around.
All the way around? Right side?
Yeah yeah right side
He's running right to left he's probably just gonna turn in about a quarter of an hour ago
I'm clear.
Climbing up this thing, I might get headshot.
Oh there's no- oh I think- nope! Zombie is chasing him.
He did move right to left, zombies chasing him.
In this thing up here.
Like the stairs?
Nah nah he's in this little like...
I don't know how you- what the fuck do you call it? He's in this little like... I don't know how you call it. What the fuck do you call it?
He's in a building up top, above that ledge
On the left side
Zombies are just on aggro and aggro. Well, there's just zombies out in all these trees though. I don't even know where it is.
I'm next to the barracks building.
It's not a bunker.
I'm gonna go up... Okay, I'm going up. He's right at the bunker.
I'm gonna go up, okay? I'm going up same way he was...
Right to left.
That man is embarrassed right now.
Yeah, I am pretty sure that he was at the building with two blue doors.
I don't know, that's where the zombies are like aggroed and shit. I'm close.
Zombie aggron, are you fighting a zombie?
Yeah I did, do you hear me?
Yeah I heard-I hear you.
I'm inside...
...close to this wall.
Oh the double blue doors is where you think he is now? Yeah yeah yeah
Alright look that zombie at the front
He's not there, he's not there.
It's a lot of them. This isn't a forest, man.
You're originally shot from the forest.
I mean, the zombie aggroed in here and then like...
...I don't know.
I don't know, that's where the zombie egg grows
and it just stopped.
You shot him, fucking logged out or what?
I saw him running.
He ain't here right?
No he was like... well he was like Yeah. He ran right to the left from the top of the platform
I just watched
a zombie aggro him
I didn't even see that
I think it's exactly where we are right now is where he shot from.
There seems to be more placed us right now.
What's that?
Okay, let's keep it pushing then I guess. One shot and disappear? Yeah...
... It's not crazy many angels around all day. I don't know what that is.
Hear this?
Good.
Archers, and put back some. Doors are closed in here? Oh my god this jacket is getting the fuck out of me. Oh my god I just want to keep that frame on here. I guess not the best dimension, but it's fine.
There is a Vega here, but...
I'm not gonna run it.
Under boots! What you seein' here?
Nothin'. On the boots. We got a sign is on, so we're not going to go up that side.
I don't see anything in the window. Oh, check this.
Electric repair kit I'll just grab it for now. There it is, which we'll push.
Okay... I got a cooking kit now
It's huge I got a cooking kit now.
That's huge.
Oh, another gas stove. You wanna come grab it?
Um... yes.
Here.
Just needin'. Near. I got it. Just in.
That's fine. so so yeah more thanks for the fucking gifted subs again, brother.
Appreciate you, sir. Welcome guys to the squad. I'm in.
Um...
Oh shit! oh you hear that bear i hate the spring
yeah did you the bears right next to us
i didn't have the bear next to us.
I thought somebody was breathing.
What if our boy got attacked by a bear?
I don't know what happened there. so so What's that noise? Let's see. I'll clear this.
It's better, hold the stream.
Okay. I'll hold this for you. I'm sorry. You're in mine.
I'm both of them actually.
I don't remember where that guy could be now, Chad. It's just Needle and Asec at this point.
Do you have a Just needle and ASAC at this point.
Do you have an IP pen or no?
No.
Here, come take one. I got two. Testing case. oh i hear him the bear over here i heard it too I just want climb over here. All right. Alright, Sean do we get to the roof?
I don't know.
That bear's still attacking something.
I'm gonna clear a roof then.
So that I can sneak under the staircase.
And there's not really much to do here.
Good bag though, but all white?
I see somebody.
Where you at?
On the roof, he's flying like a hundred zombies
He is...
Uhhh
West, directly west We'll come to you Uhhhhhh... Left. Directly West.
We're coming up, Chief.
That way?
Well we don't know-
Uh, if you go right up-
We haven't made eyes on him, right?
I see him he's just- The zombies are running to the left.
Yeah yeah yeah.
I saw him.
He has an MK2 pistol.
You hear the wolf? Yeah.
Oh!
A guy put a landmine at the bottom of
a ladder, bro.
No no no I'm just not.
Bro...a landmine at the bottom of a ladder?
Should you even
be allowed to do that
on DayZ of all games?
You can't do anything about it.
Unless you walk around Oh, you're going to be struggling
To walk around? Fuck
Yeah, I'll be struggling
I might have to hunker down on the top for a while
Yeah, that's fine. Climb back up.
I'll hold him for you.
I'll hold where he is, I guess.
He's still in the barracks.
The zombies are like I growed over there
That's crazy, bro
I was I was about to slide down and then
I saw the explosion at the bottom of
Oh fuck
Well, I'm completely fucked
Alright
Gotta get up here I gotta stop my bleed first Alright, I...
You gotta get up here and stop. I gotta-I gotta stop my bleed first.
Did you just knock out again?
Yeah, it was moving too much.
Fuck! Should I come down and stop your bleed? No and stop you no no no no
that's the one just gotta leave he's like shooting at these zombies right now
he's so bad!
I guess I deserve a little karma for the landmine today, huh?
Must have to accept it.
Do you want me take a shot if I haven't yeah of course I still want to bring attention to you once your lunch or up once you're up. Climbing now.
He's about the... he's about to kill all those zombies.
Climb it.
Oh!
That hit us?
I can't climb a ladder. Aw fuck, I don't have any morphine
I don't know is that an OHS? I think so
Left outside of the wall?
Maybe you can make that fight, fuck him.
Alright, what's the play?
I'm gonna be on the rooftop for a little bit.
Do you have a...
I mean, do you have a fucking
like
way to survive
over there? No.
I think I'm cold too.
Not looking great.
I could fix my stuff though. Maybe, I need a sewing kit though.
Have one but the problem is that I'm getting hit by that guy.
Can you go all the way down and climb back up
the ladder?
I can't climb the ladder with a broken leg. Stairs, stairs, stairs, stairs.
No there's no stairs here
There's only ladder on their ladder.
Okay, I'm gonna move over a better spot. You shoot?
Yeah, yeah. I see the guy.
I need you...
You're in trouble, never mind.
Oh! I think I killed him. Oh no, he was down! Fuck!
Fuck, I can't do it while I'm crouched.
Alright, what do you need me to do?
Either need a splint or I need heat
so maybe bring your...
Drop your what's-it-called down on me heat, so maybe bring your... I need your...
Drop your what's-called down to me. Throw your fucking setup
down to me or a gas can.
Oh, there's fucking three of them.
Okay, um...
You have to drop your gas can down to me.
I can't.
You can't throw it down on her?
I can't. There's three guys with snipers holding me.
Okay yeah don't hit them.
Down one but...
Okay well I might be dead then maybe?
I dunno good shit though. I can chuck you down. That's what I'm saying chuck you down. Okay, well I might be dead then maybe?
I don't know. Good shit though.
Chuck it down and I can throw it.
That's what I'm saying chuck it down yeah
chuck it down so I see it when it lands on the roof
I don't know where
I don't know where I'm gonna chuck it
but I'm gonna chuck it
I'm gonna chuck it.
I'm gonna throw it, alright?
Just where the roof is right here.
Yeah, but they have an egg on me.
Oh, okay. Well, never mind then. Don't do this if you have an egg.
I'm just gonna eat some food and I I will die slowly of the cold hopefully not too fast. Okay okay hold on hold on.
I'm gonna check it.
I don't want you to die for this brother.
Fine. I don't want you to die for this, Billy.
Oh, fuck me.
Above you.
No way.
It's right on top.
It's literally right above you.
Yeah, I can't get it. There is a ladder.
Hold on.
I could do this.
I got this. Oh did you? Really?
Yeah straight ahead
I see it
Think i can start a fire up here.
I gave you a gas, do you have a gas stove? Oh you just need the fucking thing
That should be fine, I have uh
I have, uh...
What's it called?
Rags? I'm gonna light them on fire.
Alright, alright.
Okay, we have three people showing up soon.
Um... We had that other guy that was in the barracks.
I downed one guy but it wasn't enough.
You can get to the stove so what the fuck am I-
Should I just come down with you?
No. Don't get yourself stuck
You're gonna end up pushing me soon. Yeah, just wait for do your thing your best hold them Underf was them who placed it.
Oh, well...
Damn, I don't have an epoxy.
You do? No you can't give it to me that's too small. Damn, I don't have an epoxy. Um...
Do you need?
No, you can't give it to me.
That's too small.
Won't be able to see it.
It's okay.
I'm just damaged on that.
But I am dying of fucking cold right now and
I gotta figure this out
I said I dropped it, I didn't fucking drop it. All right, brother.
I'm getting you a splint right now. Yeah, trying to stay warm right now.
Yeah, I'm getting you this plant or attempting.
Hopefully I don't anger these fucking zombies.
Oh my fucking zombies.
Oh my fucking god, of course I aggro. I'm looking good.
What do you need first, Flint? Just rags and long stick?
Yeah. They're full of yeah rags and long stick
It's rags and three small sticks by now been there so I'm climbing up right now, this is me.
That's about me climbing up.
Alright. all right I'm gonna stay back.
Oh!
Bro, you scared the living fucking shit out of me.
It landed literally on top of me bro.
Okay good.
Holy fuck.
Yeah? Yeah, it just went out.
Oh, I guess
it's a long-ass stick.
Never mind.
Bro! If you're gonna throw something...
Tell me!
What do you think was coming after the fucking long stick?
I'm throwing three small sticks!
I gotta use this here.
I gotta use it for the splint, but I wanna use it for fire.
I gave you more, I give you more.
Okay, okay.
Wait... You're fucking grateful asshole!
...I need six of these right?
I gave you three small sticks and a large stick.
Gah.
Okay. so I can't believe I hit one of these, bro. No way.
Oh good make a splint?
Make a fucking splint and you got a fire going right?
You're chillin'?
Yeah, I'm not dying here.
Maybe three rags...
Yeah okay we're good though.
Chillin'.
I'm just gonna hold up here then.
I don't know where your other sticks went though.
I'm trying to figure that out.
They are on top of you as well.
It landed seems about. I figure that out. They're on top of you as well. They landed at the same spot.
I see rags.
They literally landed at the same spot.
No way they didn't, I saw them.
Looking...
Not seeing anything.
Next to the wall. I've seen it
Next to the wall
Watch him
Give me good anything else. Let me know. I'm just gonna hold up here don't get fucking flanked or something
okay, i should live for now
unless somebody shoots me
if someone can snipe me from really far
then that's about it.
Alright! Getting a little beat up but it's for a good reason
because i don't check the bottoms of ladders
i don't even know if you can look that far down i think you can so Oh, you need another splint?
Nah, that's only one leg that's fucked up.
My backpack is fucked up.
Like fucked-up? Fucked-up or... It's ruined.
There's a lot of too bad though, there is a backpack in here.
There was like a white combat in there so...
And my canvas backpack if you don't wanna use that shit.
I'm dropping it. I don't want to use that shit.
I'm dropping this P-U scope, you don't need it right? Nope.
......
For the SKS? Nah, I can be using my SKS for low range.
Damn, I can't believe how I fucked down that guy and started getting shot by a fucking separate W landmine placement. Man, wussy landmine placements! You would do the same?
No, I wouldn't.
Not at the top of a ladder, but at the bottom of a ladder.
The game's fucking ladder system sucks.
So I try not to take advantage of that shit how I play...
...if I can avoid it.
Those dumbasses that sit in those fucking
ladder only available towers and shit
like that and just snipe away,
that wouldn't be me bruh.
Yeah I guess I should keep it regardless Got heat left, so I should start going up and off.
I'm gonna need to get my heat up soon.
Listen bro, I can only help you so much.
I've literally babied you this whole time.
It's not my fault that I went down first bitch.
And I literally came in clutch, rag sticks.
Fucking attempted the cooking pot my shit stuck up there have to go get it bro
Have to get it just to eat up
You have to do it though but that's gonna be 15 minutes no I should
go dude now okay let's go hopefully don't you might get sniped by those guys
on the moment wait they have an angle on this you think uh maybe
let me see Uh...
They haven't shot at me in a bit, so maybe not.
You can go up there and grab it. It's literally directly left of the ladder
Like on the uh, you'll see it, you'll see it
Alright, if I die down or whatever, I don't really care
That was a good run brother
It was fun
It will be okay just fucking grab it and jump back down.
Ooh what's that?
See I think its a P-U scope.
Not a P-U scope, yeah. going
my guy can't slide down because he's got a fucking split
gag at a free really. Sound good? Nice!
Okay now how are you gonna get it to me?
Well I eventually have to go back to you so...
I'll give it to ya.
... Yeah, sure. The only problem is your fucking... Your pot turned into a pan. It's crazy how that works.
Oh, really? After all I just did for you, my pot turned into a fucking band.
I was just joking.
You're flying then huh? Okay.
Move the fuel canister away from the fire. Don't blow up, dickhead! They thought they'd be able to take us down, but they couldn't.
Yeah, but they fucking couldn't.
All they broke was a backpack.
Mm-hmm, exactly. And your legs, but they should be good too.
Come on, bro.
Somebody...
Hold on.
Somebody piece me up here, bro
I'm just holding my phone that's it
64 bullets in this mag? I'm holding
Okay
Better than dying
Yeah real shit.
Where's your spiel?
Oh fuck! so And a John Hopper sounds like a good idea. You're gonna be okay, brother.
You're gonna make it. That was an accident. Oh, you...
Fucking death popped!
It's what I like when you fucking hold right click at me sometimes.
Bro it's cause my fingers just adds get fucking crazy sometimes bro like Right now people are thinking to themselves, like man that was the worst bait I've ever heard.
Can't possibly believe it. They're thinking to themselves, like man that was the worst bait I've ever heard.
Can't possibly believe we think he killed somebody with that.
Oh my fucking finger man just fucked up
your fingers fucked up no no like bro you ever have a muscle spasm?
I got one in my fucking left finger.
That's why I shot her.
This is the guy with the fucking broken legs man
oh my temperature's fine now, what the hell?
I guess that was maybe a cold storm or something.
Yeah, maybe.
Ah bro! I'm almost fucking Nurse back to new baby.
Almost there!
Yeah just waiting man, just waiting.
Just...fucking waiting.
All fucking day. Had to take a battle with three people nurse
you back the fuckin health woman feeds you feed you so so so so so so Oh, how's the legs, man?
It's good now. Nice.
I'm gonna go check this fucking uh...
What's it called?
This helicopter pub. And then just come down here for nothing, really. I don't know if you have the iSurf channel, I'll have to go back that way. Go away.
Some ACOG scope, missile suppressor... Pointing round, bar mag...
And a 5.6 CMAG
That's about it
Full combat mask, we'll take that
Do you have a gas mask at all?
Nope.
I got a combat mask for ya though.
A few things up here as well,
it makes no difference much. I I take that... Are you good over there or what man?
You have a pistol suppressor on your uh, vison yet?
Nope.
Oh perfect, gotcha.
Thanks.
Got ya combat mask and I'm gonna put it in your pot so you actually have fucking a reason to pass.
I don't feel comfortable going down these stairs right now.
Those three guys are gonna be pressing hold of me.
Let's do it. We have...I mean, bro, I'm about to climb the sketchiest ladder in the game.
Can you lead from where you're at?
The ladder I went down is the ladder I climb up.
I see. Alright well...
I'm coming out.
Good luck!
I'm holding up here.
If there's a God, you will let me live through this.
I went up the wrong ladder? Wait, no. That's not the wrong ladder.
Hey!
I got scared, I did.
Okay.
Holy... Here you go.
Thank you.
Also, I got this if you need it.
I don't know.
That gas mask is in there.
I can fix up this ACOG scope real quick.
Yeah, I'll drop it in a second.
Suppressor... here.
Something fucking pressed through. here.
Anything fixed?
There's a mag with bullets that you need for your Pioneer if you want to take that.
I don't
need... Yeah, I need an epoxy
if that's okay?
Or leather working kit whatever
Leather sewing kit
I have a leather and an epoxy but the epoxy
is about to finish so just use the leather
Okay just use the leather. What's up, Red Dog?
Did I get a he-bo?
Did you or can ya? Could I.
I don't know, what's your heat right now?
It's white
Should probably leave here to do it but it's up to you
Yeah yeah i agree Let's go back down to that backpack area at least
all right let's be careful okay it could be holding us There we go. I'm not gonna shine. Um...
Where'd that backpack go? Backpack in here.
Over here, on me. Middle of the door.
Oh, it's probably the widest backpacking but I just fucking see him.
My canvas backpack is all the way downstairs.
Wanna grab that?
You wanna take this tactical shirt out by any means?
Let me just look... Is that my only one? Let's try and go.
How does this look?
Oh, my fucking...
Get shot galore! I have no choice now
I just took it off
There is a better one that's a little smaller i think in the next one
this one's just too crazy how about one now i think it's the white collar. Yeah, yes.
It's damaged by objects like this.
Oh, slinky. Yes. damage but obviously it goes oh okay yes
there's that ksm on the chairs sure sure There we go.
A little better, not too crazy. so so.. Oh my gosh.
Looking out this way, not seeing anything.
Look at that roof. We can escape the way they may not expect,
the way we come up you know on that roof to that other...
across the other side of the roof and then ladder down?
Uh, we can do that.
Oh, alcohol tab. can't do that okay Okay.
Well, I'm ready whenever. There's a lot of people here. I don't know if we're being held, but let's see what the fuck happens You saw yellow?
Uh huh.
I'm going down.
Oh!
This could be a risky play too, but we're about to do this. Let me know.
Yep. I'm down on them.
This is like if they're holding us.
Save your sprint.
Let's hope the fog helps us here. I shouldn't be able to see too far.
In the door? No, not even in the door. Down the side over there. Alright, this is kind of a moment of truth here.
So you're done? See you down. I lived.
Come on. Get the fuck outta here. Holy fuck!
We have to head um...
Left side of candy canes.
You have to go south to see candy cane and then head to the left of it.
Oh shoot!
Nobody's around I hear that.
... Oh shit.
That's crazy. I'm hitting the fucking lamb on my duty so All right, you have a compass right?
What'd you say?
You have a compass right?
Yeah yeah where we going?
Um...
And... Okay. Where are we?
Yeah, I guess that's so south.
Do we see candy can cane? Bring us south.
Opposite red arrow.
It's mine.
Okay. Might have to sit set the tree real quick with a fire.
Do it real fast on these trees, get a buff before we start losing health again.
Um...
So you do it probably in this little cluster trees right here
oh man the wave is going to turn up yeah it's just right here
hey i'm gonna have to go across this then huh?
Don't leave me in the middle. I don't know what he's looking for.
Ah, man! Alright, alright.
Three bark should do it for us probably.
I have a lighter, you need one?
I have two. I'm okay for now.
Should have used the other one that was lower, but should have been alright.
Alright we'll just chill out for a little bit.
Shouldn't be too many angles you can see with this for a little.
Should be too many angles that can see this.
I'm gonna run the fog to you.
Are you wearing
a fucking tree hat?
Yo, Fez man.
Yo, Fez Wee.
Fez Wee, thanks so much
for gifting us up earlier, bro.
I appreciate you, sir.
Thank you for supporting the channel like that man i apologize
my fault my fault thank you brother and uh welcome
uh mr uh polyurethane? Poly-Earthane?
What you chewing on? Nothing man, nothing
Not chewing on anything
Just got food stuck in my teeth.
It's getting hyped now.
What are you talking about?
What show we talking about? What's up Scooby Snacker?
Second time watching the channel.
Hey, welcome back, bro.
Appreciate you, man.
Ayy.
The Scooby Snacker, dude.
House of Dragons.
Oh, gotcha, I gotcha.
Let's get full suit on this one.
We're lucky to have made it
this far. so This character is ready for war.
Yeah, Twitch username taken.
Thanks bro, appreciate you.
I gotta pass out man, love it to you man, keep up the great work.
Alright Bruce have a good one man i'll catch you later come on again bro bruce willish have a good night sir
yeah i know jimbo i know we're barely surviving but
from white house people come up for me too all right bringing it back
bring in a mother what a piece shit place to put a fuckin'
landmine, man.
I mean smart
but
piece of
fuckin'
shit, man.
Don't say you're smart, bro.
I mean...
Is it though?
Unless there was guys who were
fucking downed with the sniper
unless it was them It's not smart because...
Did you have an opportunity to double tap there?
No he was behind a wall, I only saw his head.
He was on the far left side, and...
...I kept wondering why they looked different.
Like every time I peeked, it was somebody else.
And I was like okay.
Yeah that's nice.
Alright you ready? You got one!
You gonna have to get it?
Yeah yeah yeah I'm ready.
Pointing south.
Directly where we just came from? Hold on.
That's the way.
Right towards the sun baby!
Alright dude. baby all right dude we fucking barely survived then we barely survived and we got Sch Schuster in front of us.
This is the A3 one.
This is it,
we got this.
This is it,
we got the gas mask right?
I mean...
We both have gas masks.
I got a filter,
one full filter if I find another mask.
I dipped on my other filter
You don't need those ones?
Let's not go there
That's where we just were
Hold on to us I guess. Okay, I'm not liking this at all. We're gonna go around to that, bro.
OH SHIT!
Oh they're so dumb, bro. He went from me to you back to me on all fours like he's a spider monkey the whole time.
There's another one on him.
I need a better... Nyaaah! Go to the right, not left.
Oh okay.
And we're...
Nah, we just got shot over there bruh. Fuck all that.
We're gonna go around, well... I guess there's a lot to go around.
It is but do we want our wrists? Or do we want to risk?
We have to go the left of the fucking candy cane anyways.
What are you barking at? What did I do? Huh?
Why are you barking at? What did I do? Huh? Why are you acting like I'm confused?
Oh shit, right here.
What the fuck?
Aww... Are we losing?
I'm sorry, brother man.
Get the fuck out of here.
I'm not trying
to loot this shit.
Yeah, no,
we're not looting this.
We were just here.
Yeah,
this is earlier.
Yeah.
Kind of back backtrack a bit
and then we're gonna go north
or south side,
direct ourself.
Oh shit,
I gotta take a sip of this.
Aw fuck.
I got no water
in my canteen,
big dog.
You don't have
water at all?
I have a soda, let me get that shirt off.
No no no keep your uh...
There's a fountain up here.
Oh wait maybe that's on par with the other one.
I forgot, I have pills.
You got tablets?
Yeah...
Add in three.
I'll be down here with you, brother.
Why? Oh, okay, you gonna go to the bathroom or something?
I almost took a fucking sip.
It's freezing cold water I don't think you can, can you? Isn't it frozen?
It's freezing. Cold water and freezing so we're not gonna...
Nah cause if you drink it now, it's going to fucking lower your heat left big time.
But okay thank you.
I don't want to drink the net though.
Gonna purify my shit so I don't forget it.
Don't look for a while I'll get you a debuff. It's freezing.
Hold on, I gotcha okay? Give me a second. We gotta find a place to hunker down real quick
My dog is in the room upstairs
Can we just put it in my fucking cooking
Just go this way Yeah my fucking yeah I think we can maybe
cook them like you don't have a pot oh i have one i have the cooking
chicken gas mask all right you gotta hold this down okay
i'll be back what the so so so so so. so so um so so. so so so Yeah, I know.
Alright chat, I'm here but I'm eating a little bit. Nice snackage!
Don't watch me
eat my snackage or judge me.
Hmm.
What'd you...
What?
I need to fucking do the watershed. and what are we gonna do that much no just
drinking bro you have a pot right yeah yeah yeah I do
he's still up your pop I didn't. Why not?
For gore, to be honest.
Someone just hit a mine.
Alright let's go fill the pot up.
Really?
Okay.
Yeah!
Because then you can just cook- put your ash on and it'll boil water.
Yeah, alright, I think we can do that.
We could just drink out of that.
I'll watch you from the street.
Alright, 3... 2... 1...
I'm looking. No one's here.
Heading 3... 2... 1... I did three. Two, and one around, bro.
Headshot.
Everyone's worried about themselves.
It's fucking wet now, bro.
Where'd you go? In the same tree you were just in.
Back in the building and... Yeah, let's get into the building. Let's go to the building
Boil that shit Let's go to the building.
Boil that shit, let you drink or something before we go. Hi. I'm gonna have to stop eating it while I tell him nothing's going to happen, right?
No don't have anything in it. It'll burn him. I'm pretty sure that was a Guss rifle, not mine.
Oh shit.
That's a little scary.
A little out of our league at the moment
you're hit wait he means he's hot. That's two different things! Two different things.
I died.
Killing your imposter. Hmm.
Yeah, valence you know they
I didn't realize
that was $25
and uh
I'm so sorry
thank you so much
for the support
and again
Yeah, my heart goes out to you brother
Hope your you in the family are doing okay? Why didn't I continue that something like a sidetracked or some
But yeah I got sidetracked or something. But, uh...
Yeah man, hope everything's okay and
with you in the fam and shit
appreciate you very much
I apologize. I'll drink on the way, I don't want to stay here while we're waiting for it to get cold.
Let's go.
What?
What?
What's that?
Red Dog thank you brother. Appreciate you.
We got par farther left here. Again, I'm sorry. Thank you so much for having me.
Mike, do we really want to go on the inside? Come this way.
Okay okay okay.
Are you going all the way? Yeah, yeah sure, sure, sure.
You gotta figure out where Candy Can is. Let's see it.
See it. No, Randy. This is the fucking A3 run.
Hopefully we don't get killed
on this stupid thing so you can't cross it.
Yeah, alright alright alright.
Looks like a lock.
Actually damn you can climb it.
I think you can maybe?
Nah you can't.
Try and just...
You'll be able to go under it eventually. Yeah? yeah There's some gunfire going off, man.
That actually might...
That might be a military
holy shit that's the gauze rifle bro
that's the fucking gauze rifle oh that's the fucking cause rifle scary room I might be at military you wouldn't
hear a hill attack from here what the fuck would we at? Um, Patrice? so Do the gauze rifle weighs 13 kilograms?
Yeah fuck all that dude.
I didn't like the last one I had at 10 kilograms, the Maker's 10. I'm surprised we haven't got any walls on us. Yeah, true. You can stay there right now.
I'd rather get that shit right now. See him? We have both apparently very loud guns. so so so
well i found a KAM. I'm actually in business.
I have a mine for it. What do you do with this?
Where the fuck is Candy Cane out from here, babe? so I'm not sure if that's the right way to do it. All right. Moving along to the big side of the map.
The Big Boys The big boys. so so so I hate the fucking candy cane.
It sucks up there man, you're like a
open to everything
I think I avoid that place
to be honest with you
I don't think I go there too
often anymore I don't think i go there to know what you're watching anymore
Got good stuff though. Yeah, well too many people too many fights How many I'm gonna be spottin' everywhere.
Too many trees in there, too many zombies...
There's too many of everything in that little spot. I see's over there.
That's a zombie.
Oh, fuck. How the hell did you know that man?
I already scoped him out.
Eyeballed him about four minutes ago.
He would have been dead already.
Something like a Oh my god.
I'm gonna laugh through these trees, right? I see, I see, I see.
My strike would just not show the ghill But though, looks a lot different on this one. so so so so Is this where we want it to be?
This is where we want it to be.
Wanted to be, like is this where we wanna be? Yeah.
This is A2.
This is the place we need our headlights to show.
Okay, okay, let's do it! This is where they would come out of the doors right now
yeah I'm gonna clear the other farewell real quick. This one's locked.
How's that one?
Locked, there's stuff on the ground.
I'm gonna open this one? What? I think he's gonna sit on the ground.
What?
Well, for any case...
I have no idea. I'm gonna go through the top of it.
Oh yeah, you can't see him? Like he didn't go in?
You're confusing me, Nari. What do you mean? Get in here.
He said there was an A. I only saw the top of the gun like...
It's like... oh, you hear that?
I mean he's injured below us.
Really?
I know I hear a zombie outside. No, I just heard it like ah my buggy
on the other side the other door there's guns like on the ground and shit.
Yeah, might be someone here.
Yeah, yeah, I mean both doors are locked and shit.. I think it was a zombie.
That's right, yeah because I saw a zombie. Yeah, so that's why I thought... because I saw a zombie right there.
I mean, I'm thinking...
It might be down here. Both doors are locked and...
I don't know if they're gonna have to come out, right?
Unless they lock out when they left I'm going to go down a little bit.
Yeah, we don't want to steer now.
Evan?
I said yeah, we don't want to steer battle.
Yeah...
I'm trying to look all the way down and not see anything.
I'll look at that just from looking through the railings not seeing any stuff so okay so Eh?
What was that? running down the hall so so That's me at the end.
Me?
Yup.
Okay, this bridge is clear.
I think we're good to go.
Yeah.
We're good. We're good. We're good. this bush is clear
we work the afternoon They work after me. so so so I'm gonna go right and go left. yeah
yeah anything Nothing in there.
Nothing. Oh, found an echo! Nothing?
Nope, nothing.
They locked the fucking doors right?
They've gotta be down here.
Or am I dumb?
Guess they could have locked it when they left too.
What'd you like?
... so so I mean, I have a 430 back in this full auto. Fuck it.
I guess I'm getting rid of the SKS and i'm just gonna keep the AKM. AK in the bag?
That's too much, bro.
You think so?
Let's have a lot of space.
This fucking plate will be... It's just all terrible.
I don't like wearing a plate, if i get a play-thun it's not gonna work.
I almost played here.
Actually have to eat.
Wanna make noise?
Go. I actually have to eat. I want to make noise. You think the S-Cast is better than the 7 for you?
Nah, I don't think so so I Go fish No.
Gotta go fish.
Have half a can?
Yeah,
I have absolutely nothing
on looking.
Oh yeah, I ate it all on the fucking roof.
Well, they had unknown food cans so they're shitty.
Unknown food cans are not shitty!
Yeah, they don't give you a lot.
Just got me from yellow to white bitch!
Here take it for the rest of it.
Oh no...
No, you're good.
Eat the whole thing and you're gonna be killing.
It's definitely going to help now.
After this I think we got a fish.
No? Unknown food cans fill up your stomach really fast, but they don't help out with like your
fucking food and hydration that much You'll get bears and wolves before you wish.
Yeah, true I guess.
So what's the play here?
Well we gotta keep
looting to see if we can find a
move on detector.
We really need that shit.
Wanna go to A3? It's the best way.
You either get a muon detector and continue looting the world and fighting people, or you camp down down here what we're doing right now
then when this shit turns on that we can hit the button.
So move on, detector! Okay.
Kat thinks the baby AK with a.39 is not as good as an SKS. balls so Keep going down.
There's a light down there.
Where?
You don't see the light, do you?
No.
Oh yeah I do.
What is that?
Is it a dead body or something?
It's like somebody with a flashlight staring at the stairs
that's scary bro i got an idea don't get too crazy down there down there down there down there he's peeking right side
you probably should let me how we doing there boys
now you got the guy coughing he's talking oh he's talking I got a quick peek at... I mean, if he sees me, I can't see him. I'm going to go get you. hmm stair holders may have a nade right?
He's not even barely letting go. You're holding the fucking cringe fuck.
You can't-you're not gonna be able to peek him.
The guy died and I couldn't see him.
I like peaked the stair for two seconds and got head tapped.
All you see is his head, holding the angle right in front of me. ah uh so so so so so so Someone else died. so so. so so so so so chat there's nothing in hate what are you doing over the aid maybe when i saw the guy's light
but not now what do we do now so I let him reposition.
Yeah, kind of had to to all those zombies running in
i wasn't going to deal with them all someone else is coming here outside okay so so so One dead here, boys.. so... It's there in my vision. so so so. so so so.. so There's still another guy alive, and then someone else just showed up. so. At least I'm not on the floor where I can get flanked at the moment... so I need to make an energy drink after this. so so. I'm dead.
Another guy just pulled up and tried to open the doors, right?. so Stair. I'm not going... so so If I can hear him on all his movements, he can hear me How am I supposed to go through? so I'm going to go back. What are you guys doing? okay so so I don't know what to do. so...... so. I'm gonna come down the other way. okay so They can't come down another way, right?
I'm on a certain floor.
They can't flank data... so..... so so Sorry..... Thank you. I gotta make a the move eventually here I'm not sure if that's the right word, but it does seem to be a good idea.
There are some more of these in this area... so so so. so I'm not sure if that's the right word, but it does seem to be.
There we go.. so so. so. I'm going to have to go back and get the key.
I'll be right back after this..... I don't know what to do. Pain, are you think darkness is your ally? You merely adopted the dark. I was born in it, molded by it. it by its.. so. so. so so Oh my god, I can't do this.
I don't like this place! Why'd we go down here?
We're trying to find a Muron detector, bruh. A mu-wan detector!
And all we found is...
...a moron and a second...
Uh...
UI I guess, I'll be on the board. uh...
more on campus so so so oh I have to be careful. I think that's the wrong one. These are above me.. so Dude, I don't know if it's like. wait
it doesn't have a light, it doesn't hear the light.
It wasn't on.
Okay, it's not on. He was... yes.
What the fuck is this dude?
He's still moving. I'm not gonna die here. Okay. What? This guy was fucking gaming dude. so so so Stay hot. I'm going to try and get the plane. so so so I think that's the last one. right there That's not my dead body. so so Whoa! Night vision.
Was that night vision or you just lit me up?
You had the two
That were upstairs
And you had the camper
That was all the way downstairs
Then you had the night vision guy
I went to his level.
I went to his level, didn't I?
Yeah.
That place is not fun
to fight, bro.
I just don't know what to do.
I mean,
I died
so the guy that I died to...
I like peek and
insta-die because he's at an angle where
I can't see him. Yeah, the stairs are what make
that place suck. I don't want to do anything
because there's stairs.
I tried suppressing fire
to just run away,
or not run away
but get back on my side
where he can't kill me
but as soon as
he saw me
I was dead
like
it was GG's
because he gets stuck I was dead like
Very unfortunate, bro. You had people with night vision down there You had the people above you so you couldn't even leave, right?
You had the camping bastard and
whoever else they killed. Fuck, man.
Yeah.
Apparently he had a spacesuit on
unless i'm missing
i'll kind of over your mask.
Do you want to swap? You're going to put it in Discord or what?
Yeah, I'll go somewhere else. There's got to be something else we can play right?
Different game or different map?
Oh no, I'm getting close to a different game or different map I'm getting closer if again and the guy who killed you was space-suited by that
looks fantastic yeah so i mean Yeah, that one kinda was like a...
A Mawsk killer for me.
That's some of the worst PvP I've ever had.
It's like those stairs just make everything suck there.
I just don't know how to play around the stairs.
Maybe I should sit back in a hallway and wait?
Big waiting game down there
This kind of boring dude, you know? But I didn't know what else to do.
I mean I throw a nade at the guys up top trying to initiate something.
Then I go down a level and there's just to do with night vision goggles...
...like not doing anything himself so is Keep Light on next time is all I can do. Yeah, you're right.
Should've just denying the light on so so so the guy that killed me is also streaming
you can ask him what the fuck he's doing there and why the fuck he's just sitting on a level not doing anything. I'd like to know that! That's what you were doing.
What are you talking about?
I'm the guy who initiated anything that went down right there afterward was all me.
He was just sitting there.
What did you want me to do?
At least I fucking moved. oh oh Oh, he also killed multiple people while I didn't?
Maybe that's because I'm sitting there with the light on and he's got night vision
brother! What- what the fuck?! It's a little bit of
different fucking story there.
One guy can walk around in the dark without letting anyone know he is there,
one guy has to have a signal flare letting everyone know he is!
What the fuck are you talking about
what the he doing there with the goddamn with the night vision on the suit so so Christ, dude.
It's kind of a shit-tier part of the map. Hey let me go through the entire fucking run, dude.
And then come back and sit around at A2. Let me go through the entire fucking run, dude.
And then come back and fucking sit around at A2.
I guess where the fuck else do you sit on the mosque where should i go with my suit the place where i get the biggest advantage, I guess.
That makes sense.
That guy doesn't need
to make decisions,
you know what I'm saying?
He just gets to sit there
with his fucking
night vision goggles on.
I have to sit there and be like, do I turn my fucking light on?
Do I turn my fucking light off?
Do I make some sort of move here?
Do I sit here with my dick in my fucking hand?
You know what I'm saying?
Him meanwhile not making a peep dude all these two guys are talking
dude in so so so oh man that's so annoying bro so Yeah, I guess next time before I go to fucking A2, I'll go get the goddamn
suit first, dude. We'll just do it a little out of order.
That's what's
expected, I guess.
Must be nice going to that place with a soup bro just sitting around your in your hands
must be nice so so oh and I doubt for sure I doubt he's there to loot anything he's there a fucking
he's that hallway down from the fucking staircase with night vision He was there to PvP.
I mean, where else would you go?
Where else would you go?
You're going to the pitch black place
where 98% of people that go down
have flashlights and not
night vision goggles so that you can take
advantage of that shit the whole time you're down there.
You don't get fucking cold, you just sit there with your dick in your hands.
Man, suck my fucking nuts, bro.
Need to get you on a game like Counterstrike or something like that bro
this fuckin pussy shit we got going on on DayZ is killing me
Crazy bro!
Real fuckin great player you are dude I'm glad you can sit down there with a fucking 80% advantage on your side dude and I am fucking happy for ya man.
Suck my fuckin dick.
Ugghh... Oh, sorry. Then I gotta say it did there's no getting better
there like you're not gonna kill a guy
with night vision down there bro
he's down there because he has
the crazy advantage.
That's the only reason
he's fucking there.
Is he PvPing
anywhere else right now?
No,
he's sitting in A2
in the pitch-fucking black
waiting for people
to go down
a staircase the size
of Hutch.
It's pretty much the wussiest shit I can even think of in DayZ or any game in general. The only thing that could be worse is if he's sitting there above a ladder. That would be the
only thing.
No, but what's better than- What's just
a little bit worse than a ladder or a little bit
better than a ladder? A staircase
that has no fucking width to it at all.
And then I'll just sit down the hallway and wait for some noise,
and then when the noise happens,
I'll peek that bitch with my night vision goggles
after I've already completed the whole fucking map.
Ugh, gross.
We can't do Daisy anymore.
That's it for me. That's gotta be the stupidest fucking fight I've ever been a part of.
Like there's no- There's nothing even remotely fair about that shit.
You know what I'm saying?
Dude just goes out,
completes the fucking map comes back to a location where people are like,
and like 20% of the way through.
And he's just fucking sitting down there with 80
advantage over everybody like suck my nuts man that's equivalent to going
into Northwest Airfield and then coming back
and fighting people at like fucking
below the airfield
that's what you're doing.
You're going up,
you looted northwest
airfield or you
completed everything
or you came back down
because you're bored out of your fucking mind
and you're sitting there sniping below the fucking airfield.
But in a mosque.
It's actually worse, bro.
Good fucking job,
bro. I'm glad he can spray your fucking gun in a general
direction with some fucking
night vision goggles.
Oh Lord have mercy bro down
of fucking down a little tiny
choke point.
All my lord of Mercy bro to say mid's the same at A3, right?
It's all choke points at A3.
Oh, what a fucking shit map.
Oh, wow! I'm the only guy trying to even do shit there
when it all calms down.
Nobody else is doing a damn thing.
Dudes are sitting at the top fighting wolves
and the night vision guy
is completely silent
waiting for people to walk down some stairs there's
nothing else gonna he's not there to loot shit so He has to hit button there with the suit to get to the end of the game actually.
You need suit for Lan Tia, there is two staircases there to BTW.
Yeah thank you brother man I do feel like that's a good idea. There is two staircases there to BTW.
Yeah, thank you brother man I do appreciate that yeah I do know that brother man
I'm sure after all that time he hasn't come across a muon and that's what he was there to do to go find a fucking move on detector or
to wait to hit the fucking button man listen bro suck my fucking nuts dude
whoever you are What do you mean passive aggressive?
I just said suck my nuts.
That's just aggressive. I'm such a fucking perv push dude. The guy that's playing on the map for fucking 12 hours there to fucking kill people that
have been on the map for two fucking hours. to fucking kill people that have been on
the map for two fucking hours it's a lot of fun getting that ripped away from me like that you
know it was fun i sat in the fucking dark!
Nobody even showed up on my
fucking floor!
It was either
I sit there for 30 more
fucking minutes or someone has to do something.
The night vision guy apparently already did a bunch of shit, dude.
Who else is gonna do shit?
Okay. Who else is gonna view shit? is And who the fuck is throwing grenades?
What the fuck? um Oh yeah, it makes no sense bro makes no sense What do you mean?
A baby AK and a head torch is fine to be an A2 with.
What are you talking about?
What the hell? with what are you talking about your not just gonna be fucking let me go
find night vision goggles before I go to A2
like nah dude you'd be looking forever so so He spawned an outpost off-coast
off course Oof. oh I'm going to go ahead and do that. people commonly loot for 12 hours for an A2 run shut the fuck up
you're actually talking out of your
fucking asshole
I don't give You're actually talking out of your fucking asshole.
I don't give a fuck who the guy is that killed me.
I can give a flying fuck.
Don't care what his channel name is. so so People commonly loot for 12 hours before they do an A2 red. We gotta figure out a different game to play. Oh! Got it, Master Matt.. you Yeah Hmm. Outro Music how How did we think the stars will never end? You're all I ever needed
Now with me, now with you
I've been terrified of demons in my mind is I have two. What's up, Bobby?
Appreciate you, brother. fighter arcade you're dumbass unless you're just trolling We'll be right back. so deal the only reason you'd ever need to do that is if you just at the rare occasion run into
the fucking
the shit bag like that guy man basically which i've never even run into
i've gone down to a2 like 50 times never run into a guy with night vision
goggles that's the first You're acting like you fucking every time
you go down to A2,
you're gonna run into that shit. it.
I mean, the truth is,
the guy is at a point in the game where he's bored shitless.
So it goes to a place that PvP under the guys like hey waiting to press button so He was a part of the three-man squad all night vision by the way.
Whatever bro, loser shit. loser loser so so so so so so Alright Arcade, you're being a dumbass. Shut the fuck up. Please already.
How many times do I need to say it before you stop typing? You're sitting here acting like everybody goes to A2
Juiced out of their fucking minds
To do what?
You know what I'm saying
It's a fucking campfire saying
to camp that waiting to press the button because they can't find a muon detector they're in their whole run all the way to the suit huh
you're telling me that guy is in a three man with night vision goggles on the whole team
you tell me those guys didn't come across a muon detector mate huh no they're down
there to scum everyone who comes down that's all they're there to do, homie. That's it.
They're there
to go to a place where their heavyweights
fighting against featherweights.
You're not there
with that much fucking gear, brother.
You're acting like A2's looted out of its fucking mind
and you have to go there when you're so fucking geared
to get what?
To get fucking what?
What are you talking about?
They're there to take advantage of their shit, homie.
That's all.
It's 4 AM about to head to work so I can keep my sub up-to-date. Hope you have a good day, brother!
07
Fucking three man all night vision goggles, Jesus Christ dude.
Let's just go camp A2 for a while guys that sounds fun.
Let's wait for the button to be pressed dude.
Oh do you have a move on detector? Yeah but let's still go wait for the button to be pressed, dude. Oh, do you have a move-on detector?
Yeah, but...
Eh, let's just still go wait
for the button to be pressed
because what the fuck
did he do at that point
on Namaskar?
Okay. Alright, Backpack.
I'll catch you later, brother. Have a good night, sir.
I'll catch you next time here.
Robotize, thanks for the gift of sub to me. I appreciate it, bro. Thank you, thank you, thank you.
OB, thanks again earlier. Still mad at you.
Backpack, have a good night. I'll catch you later, bro. so They confirmed they heard on the radio that were gunshots at A2, so they rushed over to kill
everyone. Fuck all those guys.
Like I said.
Fuck all those guys.
Bunch of dipshits.
Fuck DayZ. We're over it. It's donezoed.
Ugh so fucking stupid dude. Three fucking dipshits with night vision goggles going over to A2 to kill everyone dude. Suck my fucking nuts dude.
I hope your stream is extremely successful, bro. is When you look into the skyline
Protect yourself
Just for a minute. Your stream isn't even successful? I live with that bro. so water so This is for you. This is for me.
This is for you.
This is for me.
This is for you.
This is for me.
This is for you. so so so so so Hello? so don't understand so so so so so so so I'm proud of your arcade again.
You're just being a dumbass.
Just stop talking, bro.
Like, it'd just make you stop stop talking like i've done with most people
You're just still barking up this stupid fucking tree
Oh things would have been different if he had a trip mile it's crazy bro thank god i could have sat there for 30 more
minutes for somebody to move down to my floor to my floor tuning in you're right dude as
your streamer that's exactly what i wanted to do i wanted to fucking sit in the dark for 45 more
fucking minutes yeah what up man oh you know. Chillin', I guess.
How are you doing brother?
Chillin' chillin'.
You know?
I need some daisy.
And I did have a cooking set up, you big idiot!
I could've made myself not cold just fine!
Uh... Hardy on his salt.
Yeah, I'm done with this game.
It's over.
Have you figured out the game you're moving on to?
No but something that is fucking balanced and not filled with wussies
no understandable understandable those parameters are going to be hard to find yeah sure
i think he just described League of Legends. Apparently these doofuses were three-man all night vision goggles and they heard on the radio that there was fighting at A2.
Oh really? yeah yeah yeah like vision goggles very easy to
find I heard on that map you know they all spaces and they heard there was fighting on the radio.
Really?
Nah, I was on the radio bro and I wanted shit.
The fuck we... I got on while you're sitting in the dark. I was like, alright. See how this plays out.
I should've used the Pythagorean theorem.
Coulda put something together there. I could have sat in the fucking dark for 45 minutes, like I said
and waited for somebody to move further into
the spot, I guess.
You know, Daisy really caters to camping,
bro. It really fucking does.
If you just don't move a fucking muscle
for half of your day's E-run, you'll be successful.
Her talk of life was early
August. Could use the rest of July to warm up for it.
Listen, I look forward to it bro. I look forward to it bro.
I look forward to it.
I'm waiting for the Tarkov wag. so is so Thanks for watching! Tarkov isn't worth, just gonna get sniped and cheated more than DayZ.
Yeah maybe a little bit more blatant than DayZ because there's a little bit of real money trading involved, but you sure get fucking cheated in DayZ.
Don't get it twisted on me.
Okay. so I'm gonna be on Once Human on Tuesday.
You're new here,
and I'd rethink what the fuck you say,
if you want to stay around, which
yeah, why not? Yeah, I miss... you say. You know what I'm saying? If you want to stay around, which... Yeah.
Why not?
Schwartz, what's going on?
You're gonna be
once even on Tuesday
paying her in pay.
I don't got a sponsor sharing for him so it'll be unpaid if
i do just timed him out
you can't say something like that and expect me not to time you out
don't know what you expect enemy you're lucky you ain't playing Official, bro. Being teleported to your death and sniped from 4k...
KS away
But Official is the go-bro
Yeah I mean
That doesn't really say a whole lot about daisy you know what i mean you're lucky not playing uh on official servers where they cheat forever
non-stop with nothing to stop
community servers don't worry. You get cheated.
You'll probably never know because
it'll be something simple like
a wall hack.
Alright?
Think about this to yourself for two seconds do you think it would be hard
to to play daisy with a wall hack and pretend you didn't i just don't think it would be.
Oh, shit! Accidentally stumbled upon these guys. Okay. go for 45 minutes to an hour while you're watching a youtube video running in random directions
with no squares on your screen so you're near safe,
and then find someone to go fucking maybe start hunting towards.
It'd be so fucking difficult.
Nobody does it though, come on.
No way! They're playing in a community server dude.
There's no way.
Yeah bro there's not even been such thing as streamers trying to cheat dude nah
no way nah
nah not in our community bro Just has the shittiest anti-cheat on the planet, you know, like rivaling fucking Counterstrike's.
Counterstrike doesn't get cheated either. Nah, you just gotta get better! counterstrike's just infested with cheaters, dude.
Nah, the fuckin'... Daisy though?
Nah...
Nah...
The only ones that exist on... The only ones that exist on
the only ones that exist on
on day z of the closet cheaters. The best ones so I'm gonna go with the
The Savage online shooter games of cheaters.
Not anything new. on this thing here um um
yeah i remember that TUS. Alright, I gotta figure something else out.
Time to move on to the next game!
Just don't know what it's gonna be yet. so I'm not sure. anything it's not daisy anything that's not uh you know that's
not true bro no i'm done for her i'm down on daisy
no no no oh yeah that's not true about
anything sure sure that's's not true. Not anything true-true. That's definitely not true.
Definitely not true.
I was like,
I'll name ten games right now
and you'll say no to me.
Like I said,
we play Risk Green 2
if you just want to chill on something but uh
down for whatever you wanna play do some payday tune freaking sneak runs bro
but i'm assuming you want to play something more multiplayer still Halifax that's all I do here Rose I play old games i don't know i don't know what he said you might want to not play multiplayer
for a little bit well i don't know multiplayer oh no
i don't play single player games no i didn't mean single player either. I meant nothing with
like other people like me
sniping or cheating type deal.
Meh.
It's always gonna be that.
Like I said It's always gonna be that.
Like I said, not on like Payday 2, should just be playing.
That's what I thought of that but yeah, that's what I said.
Whatever you figure out bro bro i'm there for it so I don't know if you're into like that... what was that vampire one your brother was talking about?
The B rising, some shit like that.
No. Gotcha. Yeah. B rising, some shit like that. I'm going to go ahead and play this one.
In case you're wondering, Essie is not in a good place. One on my side. He's down.
One down.
Let's fucking go. He's down. One down.
Let's fucking go.
He's not dead! He's not dead!
It's E-sync, D-sync, D-sync!
Oh my god he's not taking damage.
He's running away,
not taking damage.
Are you? Guys, I'm done with jump town.
I'm serious.
I'm done with jump town bro.
One on my side.
He's down, one down.
My dude went from down to up
to run away.
It would make you want to play seven days with the boys It's easy.
This video isn't available anymore. Seven days to die. I don't even know what it looks like, I've never even looked at it.
I don't think there is...
Seven dies to die types
let's search this pair vocal wraps for the leather and there's a...
Oh, fuck
me man!
Oh no!
Oh no. Oh no.
That's so many items! items on some monsters with the boys what are you talking about jay You see Luke Rockhold was talking shit on somebody?
Who's he talking shit on?
Luke Rockhold
Was saying he wanted to smoke with somebody
Dude, right now I got recently the camera who was Do you guys know what I'm talking about?
Monster Hunter, no. Oh, Sean Strickland!
He was saying he want some smoke with sean
he thinks he's not real and dude
just like
it's like textbook
Luke Rockhold
stumbling all over his words not saying what his mind is thinking right just completely
luke rockhold style interview just can't put it together, bro.
But I mean, shit.
And he doesn't want
Smoke and Sean Strickland either.
Luke Rockhold,
the guy who
gets gas easily
and can't go
five rounds...
Debatable can't even really
go three rounds at this point, right?
Sean Strickland could do like ten rounds. I don't know how I fucked up
the Link link. Why would you want to smoke with a guy who doesn't get tired?
I'll be watching whatever you do or don't decide to play when
i mean think about this think about this. Think about this.
Okay?
Let's think about levels here.
This is like a bleach anime.
All right.
Luke Rockhold gas against Pol Paula Costa.
Okay?
And Paula Costa super
gassed against Sean Strickland.
Why the fuck, without
learning your Bankai, would you want to fight sean strickland
you know what i mean holy lord have mercy you crazy close to the beast don't get me wrong but that just shows like that just goes
to show you dude dude sean's got a gas tank and a half
that's all i'm trying to say. Like the Diaz brothers, he just applies massive pressure.
He can take your hits, you know?
Make you wear your energy out.
And then he can just fuck you up, man.
You see his sparring match against
the K-1
champion or something like that?
The K-1 champ
had to have
headgear on. Shawn didn't have headge gear on Sean didn't
have headgear on and Shawn was fucking
him up and he was taking shots it was
great dude
peace I don't even understand how makes
it work
it's insane
he broke the dude's nose and the dude had headgear. Oh, man.
And the K one champ was doing good too.
He was hitting nice shots on him or bro it's no head gear,
no fucks Sean still pushing forward and fucking effing him up.
It was crazy. Yeah, he probably shouldn't have beat up Sneak though.
Probably not the greatest look for him but I'm sure there was some sort of warning too given before he went in there had to have been Dude, you don't want smoke with him.
That's a crazy dude.
Man, I don't know. This is like like it seems like this is like a lot of
shit I don't wanna do. Like tedious
stuff, like rust type of stuff
Look at that inventory bro!
Where does the inventory go go there's a giant
inventory look at that so much stuff he's storing and it's
at his like little spot
it's like oh no man foreign I don't think I can do this dude.
I need something different.
I'm gonna have to think like a main game first.
I might play a little PUBG maybe.
PUBG's gonna make me mad too, but
not nearly as
mad as DayZ. It's not even close.
I can rant on
PUBG though for sure listen at least in fucking PUBG
I'm not going to be going up against anybody
with night vision goggles
up and down some tiny little staircase.
I can choose not to do that,
you know what I mean?
You gonna play something or you not?
I'm going to play something.
I think we'll play a little pub.
Let's play a little pub.
I don't think my settings will be the same. I'm going to go ahead and start.
Yeah, what's someone I saw a couple people type something about sketch or
some gonna Is it like, is it not a good thing? Okay, it's outside of gaming and stuff. Alright, shit.
Oh PUBG bots!
Do I wanna do that?
... You can't like opt out of bots man. what was that one game
That you guys said
That Shroud liked?
Frag Punk Frag punk, frag punk gameplay. it's a hero shooter 5v5 tactical hero shooter with the twist cards let's see if this game has the sauce
sign the waiver yes i, I did, I did, I did!
Halfway there! I'm gonna go to the other side. Alright, show me what's up fam.
Oh that's a weird screen.
I might have to tell Ray.
Is this guy dead or alive?
I don't know.
I think he's dead.
He's dead. I don't know if it's him. I don't know. Oh my god, wait.
Is this fucking alive?
What?
I sense it's like so... It's either high or super fast
or super slow. Yeah, and then it's super slow.
Yeah I was struggling with that too
like.6 or.7
One is too quick one is too slow
Can you do in between?
Like.6....65
Yeah, you can just take.65
Look at us
The future! future the future
i mean this game feels clean though one thing is you feel like you're sprinting
a lot faster than you actually are
that's the only thing that feels a little off Let's see it boring fast I think
No disrespect, I just sounded like want to do arena games right now. which is tactical but yeah.
I haven't tried it in New England well, I haven't tried it in a long time
I didn't like it back then though so
highly doubt that's gonna change randomly
Thanks for the donate, brother. I do appreciate you man.
I don't know how I fucked up the link
Okay let me look at this real fast from Kareem
My jeans! KAREEM MY JEANS What is this? real fast from kareem my jeans kareema jean
what is this we got a blimp seven days to die fall
out what the fudge is that okay you want
you want me to check this out right let's try. Can we hit each other? There is all this blood and blood.
The bunker door?
No, but um...
It looks like they already loaded this gun.
Oh yeah!
One round left!
Uber up! Hmm Hmm, doesn't look bad. Okay, we gotta blend. Oh, really? Oh really Jayce, not Multifire?
I think if I was going to do a game like 7 days
I'd rather just play Rust.
... That's PvP, but... SPVP but it's 1v1 and 3v3 that doesn't have a lot of people doing it.
I don't know if we should play 1v1 on Armored Portal a lot if I can. is so so so Hmm. Huh.
Stable Ronaldo
leaks Logan Paul versus
Bradley Martin? Is that
real? But did
that actually get recorded?
... but did that actually get recorded
not right sorry Nah, right? Sorry, what happened there? They're popping up in my feed.
I watch fight shit so it's definitely possible
that I get a lot of that because of that
Apparently Logan Paul and Bradley Martin fought lot of that because of that apparently logan paul and bradley martin fought like off-camera Yeah, apparently Logan won but did that footage get leaked or do you or is that just a clickbait
i'm curious if you guys are ahead of me on this one that's all so Yeah, physical. I don't know who the fuck you are but... You're gonna stop talking like that man What are you doing? is oh um physical what's going on, bro?
You were so talkative.
Oh!. Did you have brain rot when you talked about that and when you typed
that out or uh was that something you're sticking with
you're holding true to that statement or what
this is cool i know you're watching, man. What's happening?
You gotta think a little quicker than that
What do you wanna say? nothing nothing oh man Come on, man.
You gotta type something after saying something like that.
Clarify a little bit, you know what I'm saying?
You're talking about me here... It just seems like it!
You have to explain that in a crazy way!
But if you said something like,
I'm sorry I had Raynor on that moment...
Then I'd understand but if you don't type i mean the outcome's got to be the outcome right i gotta ah i gotta get rid of you
all right because you cry kind of crossed some lines there homie.
What do ya think?
Physical?
Come on man.
I'm just looking for your name right now you gotta type a little quicker if
you're gonna type or we giving up
you've been here a long time
2018 are you been here since 2021 2018
or you've been here since 2021
alright
your first messages were all getting pumped
about a
the GTA content
have we gone this far The GTA content.
Have we gone this far?
Hello?
Calling all physicals.
Oh man...
That's it
uh without like a response i can't let that slide right we gotta say this is. them ah dudes Alright guys, I hit him. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry dude.
Oh I just timed it out.
Shit.
Ah fuck! I don't think I gonna be able to find his name again.
Okay hold on it's going to make me type.
I did this myself.
Aw dude I typed it wrong. If that's like that.
He was like a retirement type of typo you know?
He was handing in his resignation.
It was one of those moments you know it seemed like it to me so we decided to give him a chance
to reel it back in but he didn't.
I didn't like Darker Darker when I first played it.
I, uh...
Yeah, that's just- yeah, I was bad at it. No Nah, no Insurgency.
Darker and darker got worse?
I think... what's his name went from really liking it?
Hutch.
Went from really liking it to really hating it. so so Oy.
Listen, I still beat Dungeon Reborn you think?
Listen, I'm not really interested in games you can't 1vx on very easily,
you gotta fuckin go above and beyond to try to get a little uh 1VX? I didn't like about it before, when you saw more than one person.
It seemed like it was going to be pretty tough.
Shut up, cheese.
Destiny's boring as fuck. Solo? I feel ya.
Man, I was going on a fucking crazy jam with DayZ too. so so You never made the job dude what a three
yeah whatever Yeah, whatever.
I don't really just give a fuck about that map at all. I hate everything about that map.
Honestly...
Even A3 is like that all fucking corridors and shit. so oh Oh. uh sad you didn't give lavonia a shot well does it have a completely dark area that sucks to you know with night vision goggles involved
i don't why do i get the feeling
no it doesn't.
PUBG there's no more bots and squads.
Let's be a squads player. Oh, and solid I'm solid for now. I do plan on speed running again.
I just don't know when it'll happen
i don't know man i really got to dedicate some time to it
to just knock on the door of the record and uh
i just really think that would take me like a nice little month of playing it.
That's just too much, killing my channel.
It's already bad enough that I yell at everybody and everybody hates me and shit.
I'm not going to say everybody hates me.
A lot of you guys are used to it
by now, but...
Yeah.
I appreciate you guys being here by the way um really a hard thing to turn off
but yeah i would have to dedicate a lot of time to it.
And uh... It's not the most exciting thing to watch.
You know, I really want to do it for some sort of nighttime game but speedrunning is
a lonely thing you know
i wanna like play games with friends and stuff like that sometimes it's hard to just be
like alright guys im getting off to go play my single player game for awhile uh No shit, Leafman. About the Logan Paul and Bradley Martin fight, there was no
footage release of it but in the blog
of Mike Malajet
or his buddy
Mike, I'm not going to say his last name
they went step by step and explained how the fight
went and can link to the spot in the vid wow really so they like
announced they basically they basically announced the whole fight or like uh
randy threw it Hmm.
Interesting.
Yeah, we're up to Raptailie. You know, RapTale-y.
Is it RapTail? No, RapTail.
RapTail
I appreciate you brother
I feel that on that team so so so is hmm
yeah uh michael thanks brother man Yeah, Michael. Thanks for that. squad man i don't know where I'm at.
What I want to do on a day-to-day right now.
Daisy lasted longer than I thought it was gonna last anyways to be honest with you so
I'm not really, uh
It's not a bad thing. It lasted for fucking forever And I still have the same opinion on it bro, big ass game of hide and seek dude. Yes. No, Starcraft 2. I would only want to play again. Yeah, too.
Starcraft wouldn't be a bad idea but I'm so horrible at those games is I missed the crating well. Yeah. so so You ever tried to set up a Corsa highway cutting out?
Nah, not really into it.
Not really into it, man.
Just into the racing
completely.
Yeah. the racing. Shit looks cool though, I've seen it on YouTube. Do you customize your Steam profile? No, I don't know if that's true touch it on yeah my brother really likes that too
he always asked me to play exodus but i didn't really like the
in them apexes and shimmer getting them Apex's and Shimmer
Trail breaking away. Yeah, I do have a little setup over here.
Haven't played it in a little bit though. uh so 3-5m it's time Hmmmm...
You know what game you need? One that has incredible gameplay, immersive storytelling, Good-Wrenching PvP. OSRS Download Today and Get Ganked in New Ways! so I don't, man. See it to use like this is always I guess it's always there, because that one will actually work with teammates.
Counter-Strike is not going to work off the bail on Nadia and Kevin. cool
cooling floor 2 is always a fun one but i'm talking like that's not main game so so There's worse games to choose. Someone just needs to make Planetside 2 uh... or Planet Side 3 on Unreal 4-
Uh, Unreal 5.
Or is it Unreal 4? Which one is it on?
Whatever. I'll do Unreal.
Five, okay. again so I have pineapple.
That's some old shit too. Okay. fuck what time is it i'm not afraid okay yeah
face up
warming started good.
Then it was boring and to suck. need something to do so so true This is the first one or the second one? Jedi Survivor.
Second one.
I do want to play this. so There's this chat. The rogue trader has fallen. Now I must take up their mantle, to restore the dynasty to its former glory...
To reclaim what humanity has lost
to venture forth into darkness and bring the
suffragette emperor to the uncharted void.
It's like XCOM The choices I make will shape the course of my destiny.
And with each haunted step,
I wonder where will my journey end?
Yeah, Where will my journey end? Yeah.
I'm sure some people like that shit though.
Persona 3 Reload. The last show is apparently pretty good. survival crap Oh crap, I'm experiencing the death of an underground research facility.
Overwhelmingly positive reviews Thanks for watching! So, ready for your first day?
Okay you're the transfer huh? You sure picked a day. Things have been hectic downstairs this morning.
Oh, can't maximize this chat?
Whatever.
We'll get to that later. I had a bad feeling about this. I thought it could all go so wrong,
so quickly.
Look!
I don't know what's going on there.
But if the big voice says
get out, I'll do what she says. Did you ever imagine something like this might happen? So cool, half life. So, put it all past us. Sorted? Okay. Better make our fuckle downstairs this morning, you probably want to get a move on.
I'm sure it looks... I'm sure it'd be fun.
Doesn't look too bad,
but maybe with friends, obviously.
Like a fucking Star Wars Doesn't look too bad, maybe with friends obviously.
Lego fucking Star Wars Contractors Showdown!
Abiotic Factor was awesome, got a lot of hours on it with my brother. Half-life meets horrorish survival Yeah I gotcha
Seems like we could be final friends
like i said
not a terrible one Dragon Ball z is cool let my head I see p5k isn't this that fucking weird ass game we played that one time.
Drift Racing? Hmm. I'm requesting like two people though.
What's the first time a third person looter shooter power up and become a defendant? I don't know man, it sounds like something you'd include in your timeline blah blah blah
The foreplay was just very much interesting blah blah blah
weird suggestion but i feel like you could really enjoy ufc5 on console and
get into ranked online so much fun. Yeah, PvP?
Nah... I need to play it on PC bro.
I need to come out the PC.
Can't be taking serious over there in consoles.
I'd play Undisputed over that.
Thank you so much KingSizeDumps by the way man. I appreciate your brother. Thank you Gwyneth for that. Uh, and thank you so much KingSizeDumps by the way man I appreciate it brother
Thank you Gwent for that I appreciate it man
Thank you thank you
But um yeah
I don't know if I want to do the console jam, you know? Dragon Ball franchise. so I kind of want to play through the fs15 again but i still played there for seven so hmm Oh dear. Hmm. one game for like an hour
ah 76 so so ribbon F76 is good to play, boring to watch. Darktide 40k the return of chihuahua paul's channel
hey kingdom hearts
are these all on pc now so one of my favorite games is called threads of fate on playstation
and it's kind of kingdom heartsy i think right No, I never played that random gloss.
Bullslinger.
Turbo Golf Racing. An envoy in my realm. order with each new run gather the essence of lost souls to take on biggest threats in this rogue
light fps a roguelite fps i am the countess of richard Something my father told me as a young boy.
There are lions, and then there's the lion's
prey
it's probably like taking on waves. I got one EM that way. The rule of the wild, my dear Ember, is that some of us are lions.
Some of us... are not. Okay, I don't dislike the idea and I don't dislike it.
And a core. and a four No crap champions. so so
hello loose i or they got nothing
I think you really like the Kingdom Hearts games. Just focus on the main three and not beside one's tone. Yeah, that's what i would do yeah why do we make it complicated so Let me give them something to munch on.
We're going to watch some YouTube videos or some shit
to kind of figure out a game to play.
That's the new goal of the night.
So, uh...
I'll be right back in one second.
Super Mario 2. Super Mario 2. I don't know yet.
I don't even have an inclination of what I want to play now.
DayZ took up a lot of time, it's hard to find a game that takes up that much time for sure
Anyways um...I'll figure it out right back so so so so so so so We'll be right back. so so so so so so so so so so so so so so I want it, so wake up with me now.
Wake up with you. so so I was searching for something more to learn
And I'm un-matching and changing all my speed, yeah
All I want is to wake up with you now is and i don't need to put all my doubt so so so so so is um so so Outro Music is me is and there is so What do we live? oh got it I'm going to go with the same.
Yeah, no armor reportures kind
of made its way back or not
mainstream backwards doing a
little better now with moms and shit finished 10 best PvP MMOs for PC to play right now.
Not that I'm really into MMO's right now, but
I'm kinda interested in videos like these.
Best PvP MMO game for PC to to play right now what is this game chat
this counts as a pvpm mo i guess just forgot I guess it's progression though.
I mean dude, I like Star Wars Battlefront 2, not gonna lie it's a good-ass game Even has a shoulder swap in third person.
It's already better than Fortnite. Oh, you're dead bro. I haven't played Armor Course since I was a kid.
World of Tanks, okay.
Okay, Guild Wars 2, they're right good game
hard as back that one Backpedal him.
Being a mage looks easy It's like it's a dope ass game.
4...3...2...1...
Oh my lord.
Alright let me just go to the other side of this thing and see if there is anything else
that I can do. Oh man. I'm going to have to get out of here. three two oh my lord yeah I'd be more than small
scrimmages Beautiful, good man. Almost dead. Auto-attack! Back back back back back back back back back
Arch is dismounting.
Arch is dismounting right on top of us.
Look look, dismount up, dismount up, dismount up, dismount up
Uh oh
Maybe I should play Mortal Online 2!
...Nortis, what is Nortis?
Nortis in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1...
Alright all the way back, all the way back, all the way back all the way
back over there he's deleted that guy
chivalry
great game to play the boys. Use the petard cards on those walls to weaken them. that more now or shift you you had to choose one That, Mordhau or Shift 2?
You had to choose one.
I think Shift 2 is more popular for sure is there a reason you guys have reasons for that There you go. Just Mordhau's harder, just much better game.
Mordhau is too sweaty. Good job.
That guy's cheese is shit.
Gotcha.
It's easier to place it too,
so like, it's barrier ventures a little bit.
Shift 2 was better
when I played it too.
EVE Online 2 is so hard to understand what's happening.
Well, they might be shooting at us.
War Thunder, maybe?
I'll battle for that.
That's not OP at all.
I got him! I
I I'm gonna get out of here before they come.
Don't move! They're getting up. You having a good day?
Are you?
Hi buddy. I got a lot of money
the What is this, New World? thank you New world's dead?
No it's not. what's it was on steam right New World.
Apparently it has 3,000 people playing it.
I mean, it's not dead but um...
It's definitely not the greatest for an MMO that you want, ya know?
But there was also a three in the morning
What was its peak?
Its peak was 6 000 today so okay What the fudge is this? Pretty cool. PlanetSide 2?
Kind of a dying game, but really cool.
Okay? You want to go down?
Keep going. You got enough attention? so What the...
Ah, never doing this. This game is hard as fuck!
Oh, shit! Hydrogon is near close. okay 61 I don't know, we didn't really learn too much from that did we? Those were all old games we know of. so
doesn't even say what it is I'm going to go with the
best of both worlds.
Multiplayer shooter with a nostalgic post-Soviet feel, experience dynamic battles, exterminate your enemies with a large arsenal of
modern weaponry lock and load pdp so I mean, shit. The PvP is better than DayZ.
I mean their stair and ladder pushes are a little bit nicer.
To be honest.
It's got to be dead as fuck, right?
Let's see.
Okay. as right let's see 25 people playing let I mean, shit, people playing.
What are you motherfuckers doing?
Stop playing playing Daisy.
Gotcha.
What you doing?
Standing at the scene store?
Yeah.
Okay. the scene store yeah
well you let me know what's your plan on playing yeah I'm not doing shit, I'm playing
Raid Shadow Legends
I guess.
You figure
anything out?
No.
Okay. No. You're looking for a main game first though, right? Not just something you play.
Looking for the main game that we can squad up onto yeah
i mean you can always split games too have your name game and then just
some like games
what makes it easier.
I did download PUBG, just in case.. face in I'm out. all right All right. She thinks she's gonna chill now.
You're chillin' now?
Huh?
Chill.
Chill. No line. No lie, Abiotic Factor is not only super fun but also a great stream game. Lots of chaos and funny moments
while you figure out amazing i chain, play Chain together with Yooka-Nauti and Kef.
Weird to look this up right? Maybe I oughtta factor?
So! Ready for your first date?
Oh yeah.
Yeah I get it, I get it, I appreciate it.
It's not a bad idea. We can find a way
Find America
So we can just stay
We can find so so Actually, Make sure about 20-25 minutes gets in the end. yay so so Oh, man. I'm burned. so
you so online too mortal online 2 nice right here 40 minutes! Lazy peon!
...into the graveyard, but the graveyard in Meduli isn't completely
protected, so I need to keep
an eye out for other players killing me.
Oh, this guy's been killing them without taking
their heads. Thank you, sir!
Okay, I's it.
Longstreet... I don't know if you saw my alarm! up quit the game because they didn't select the optimal age or height for the build that
they wanted to play back when they first started.
Starting out in Mortal Online 2, you'll spawn into the same-
Um... Leave it in i'm so sorry brother
i think i'm missing quite a few things here where the fudge are you, I don't know where it is.
Shit. Hold on.
I want to watch this though.
Where are you?
Leo!
Leo! Leo! where are you Leo Leo
I don't see your effing freaking name
but from before
I see it now
where the fucking Rohe is your name, dude?
A-Zone Warfare now.
A lot of people recommend deadass Games. Which one?
This one?
Let me see, Mortal Online 2.
It has currently 682 people playing it.
Peak though, let's see peak is... 1400.
...it was what Battlefield was like in its peak BF3 or b f4 days with amazing graphics
it only has one server names the only solution is modded skyrim server.
That's not a bad one.
Battlebit? I have played Battlebit.
I did like it, I was in a tournament for
it.
Yeah. like it. I was in a tournament for it. Then go to the library, talk to the common librarian and buy a book that
will increase your reading skill.
Next you should leave town and go on a long
trek to find three skeleton corpses
which contain the best weapons armor so in mortal online 2
you die and you lose all your stuff but does your characters like progression stay
is that how it works you don't like start over on progression, I guess.
When it comes to your stats and stuff.
Okay.
And if you're lucky
a red cape that you'll have access to
on Haven. To find out the locations of these
skeletons, just look it up on YouTube.
I can't show you on the map because
unlike most MMOs, Mortal
Online 2 does not have a detailed
in-game map that shows your location in real time. You basically
need to learn the layout of the land yourself in this game. Once you've got your weapons
and armour from the corpses, you'll need to grind zombies or bandits until you reach played gift level two at which
point you can leave haven and head to the mainland where open pvp is i gotta figure out um it is
however recommended that you stay and grind to clayed gift level 15 before-
When your burned out in games the only solution is modded Skyrim.
Yeah if you want a looters you have battle bait ready or not ready or not
You know just got here I don't know what kind of game you're looking for
Final Fantasy did just release new expansion with two new classes
Final Fantasy? Oh, you're talking about
Final Fantasy XIV right? Yeah
I thought about getting back into it
Or Leaving Haven which is exactly
what I did on my new character.
Here we are in Morsel Online 2 on my main character, we're still in haven but i have
been grinding very hard in Haven.
As you can see here im level 15 level 15, Clayd Gifts.
I've basically been grinding Haven for like 2 or 3 weeks.
Quick look at the bank and yeah as you can see it's absolutely rammed.
I've also farmed the most expensive
things that you can take with you
from Haven, which i believe are
Caroton and Chicken carcasses
I got the red cape
a decent set of armour to take with me and some jewellery.
I've also purchased a lot of books and levelled up a lot of skills.
For example here we have gathering, mining 100, woodcutting 100.
The only thing left for me to do before I leave Haven is level down my intelligence skill
and put those attributes into strength and dexterity. To level down these skills,
I'm just going to hang out in the graveyard for a bit, kill some zombies and that should trigger my skills to level up and down.
The reason why my intelligence is so high is because on Haven it's recommended
that you level Intelligence temporarily because it increases the speed
in which you read books. Let's go fight
some bandits, see if it de-levels me
quicker. Let's hope this dungeon isn't being
camped by another player. I have to say
the game does look a lot better since the Unreal Engine 5
update. It's especially noticeable...
Oh, is that what happened with this game? It got an
Unreal 5 update? The lighting was kind of bad
here and you couldn't really see the bandits
very well. As you can see, the reason I stopped their
clayed gifts level 15 is it's
basically a soft cap and to go
further beyond that is just a ridiculous
grind where you don't
really get much more powerful.
No, you're not going to escape after that.
I'm sorry.
I'm going to fucking hunt you down.
Fucking get back here.
Absolute disaster.
The full power swing that's how it works
oh my god yes cuz in a read of time media couldn't know what he was on his
own No, I thought he was on his own! Don't trust no one.
Yeah fair.
Oh shit.
Did you just attack me?
Oh shit there's another guy oh no i thought he was on his own oh my god i feel so sorry for the guy that i've like led down here to uh show me the exit of
the sewers because now i've lured him into a 2v1 and he probably thinks
I'm a lure
no
do you see
trip
then
the puddle
it's very
maybe
what was that the system like mose It's very... maybe he lost a sister like Rose.
Dying in the sewer with the guy that I met, then meeting him in town to find out that he met the same fate as me was memorable
and I think this is good if their number was 5000 plus players.
Hold on, look at that again. uh just the pvp specifically Well that guy knew, he heard him. He's speeding up his attack by doing that. Oh, he got behind him. I'm gonna find them.
He wants you, bro. Oh, he hit his teammate.
That's gotta be a scary thing when your boy dies.
Ah! ah so Man, in World of Warcraft you'd have been done with like four fights already. Yo! What the fuck?
I hear myself do your shit.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yo.
Yo.
I see you bored as hell. I'm about to become a professional mortal online 2 player.
Really? No. That what the fuck is that?
Have you looked into Dark and Darker?
Um, I didn't like it before so I don't know why I would like it after.
It's got a lot of changes and like...
I think high stuff right now where it's like
if you go with no gear
you can go against people with no gear
You know what i mean
yeah is it on steam now What? Really? Yeah, there's also this other game that's like a copy of Dungeonborn.
Which one is better bro to be honest?
The thing is I haven't got far in dungeon born so I don't like what it has but like I have no idea
if it's better could be
could be better you know I'm gonna try
with you
I think you'd actually might enjoy dark I'm done trying with you.
I think you actually might enjoy Dark and Darker.
I mean, bro, what I didn't like about it before... And you can just tell me if it's still the same.
It's just 1vXing is impossible and it's boring,
and it's like oh you guys have 3 people?
Now it's different. It's a lot different now. You can queue solo or duo
or triple. The map will changes every like three minutes
interesting
Like if you haven't played a long time it's nice to see like two changes
I'm gonna try out download real quick now do you get a play mortal online too
doesn't look bad to me i'll be honest i'm gonna be honest
that's all clean playing it a lot.
I might do
a little late night low key
Mortal Online 2 fucking
prepping to be the strongest
swordsman in the game.
Yeah?
But yeah, I'm thinking
that one's darker shit real quick. But yeah, I'm gonna get down to those darker-darker shit.
Yeah did you guys hear what we're doing? We're playing DarkerDarker you fucks!
We're playing Dark and Darker, okay.
Yeah but you can only trio right?
Oh yeah you can trio. So you guys just do three and I'm still on DayZ now.
No no, you're good.
I'm still on DayZ man!
It's free to play?
You guys gotta... Bro bro, poke just go play it bro
No I can just like backseat very soon
I won't talk a lot you know what I mean
Just once in the blue zone
Play it you got it man Yeah I got here after you, motherfucker!
You're getting this bitch!
Yeah but i've been playing DayZ bro
I'm on here like...
Let me see how many people are playing in this game
I promise, I promise. Okay, love you Donny.
Apparently it's 21 000 people playing
if the game's dead
you don't know what the fuck's going on nowadays in gaming.
I won't lie though 5 am q's are pretty it is getting
pretty tough we could potentially get a weirdo but
we'll see you guys saw your brother playing this
year i know he's not serious
Yeah, if you like Dungeonborn
Some of them might like that too because it's so new. Right?
Well let's see how many people are playing that
Dungeonborn you right well let's see how many people are playing that
dungeon board currently has it doesn't tell you i think it's too new
but i guess because it's not actually officially out, right?
Isn't it like a playtest or something?
Well, I mean dude,
I'm not really sure.
Which one do you think is better Poe?
You-you want...
You think Dungeonborn could be good?
I think he would like D&D for sure. Really? You think so? think Dungeonborn could be good?
Really, you think so?
What are the key differences?
I heard Dungeonborn plays a little quicker.
I honestly can't tell you. I think Dungeonborn just seems
like new but weird. I really just can't tell you. Dungeon Mordor just seems like new but weird, I really just can't tell you yet.
I'll have to try more.
I could be so wrong about it.
Would you call Dark and Darker balanced?
I would say,
from my honest opinion, it's kind of weird.
Like...
I think it's balanced in weird like I like I think
its balance in the sense of what you
like right like i just hate what strong
so I think the bards are knowing shit
would like there's also druids
like when you would you try if you like
do a group of three and you
try hard you'll you'll get rocked against
the tryhards and you'll hate it
chat you know what i'm saying
like those steamroll groups with like a bard and
a cleric and a barbarian that just run through everything or a fighter
you can't beat them it's just you're saying i can play but
your but at least you're saying this.
I can play on my own terms
if I want to now. I don't have to run into
three mans. I don't have to run into two mans.
If I want to play all solos, I can.
That's nice.
You know what made me quit Elden Ring? all solo as I can, right? That's nice. Right? It's like one of the things that
made me quit Elden Ring
was I was sick of fucking invading
1v2s and 1v3s
so I was like you know fuck this game
You don't Listen this game.
Well, listen... You don't get me wrong but I
there is a PvP community in like
Dark Souls and stuff like that. I love that shit
I think it's great invading games and stuff like that,
but bro,
it's like invading 1v2s
and 1v3s suck my nuts.
That's boring as hell.
So then I was like,
I won't do that
in Elden Ring again,
but I'll still do it
in Dark Souls, baby.
Have you tried
the seamless co-op?
No, what's that? Dude it's like a mod for
Elden Ring which works really well and you can do real
co-ops. It's actually really bad you don't have to
like you don't want to do some stupid shit
like you summon your friend for a boss yeah you open up your world they join
then you could just do the whole game together and it just works
oh does the difficulty and can you does
the difficulty increase bosses get double health no
actually that sounds really fun really good you should do something really fun
yeah thank you yeah i played it
with you dude my play through old ring again if
i had somebody to play with i'll just a little bit
and so instead of getting a mimic you just get naughty
i did do sorcerer so it was easier yeah i love eld I liked it dude, he was good.
Poke Ditch Dizzy, I'm waiting for his ass to wake up motherfucker.
Oh hey! You too?
Listen, I was in bed watching and I see you bored
And I got some ideas DarkerDarker is not a bad idea,
I'll give it to Gander.
Also, you know what I'm gonna say?
Seven days to die!
Listen, I looked up one guy's video on seven
days to die and realized he had 19 million items and i was like yeah
i don't know if i want to do that what are you watching dude last time i told you look it up
you looked up seven days of night pvp videos dude those exist you looked it up and you judged the game off that
well listen to me listen to me this guy out of memory trying to allocate a rendering source
make sure your video card is the minimum required."
What?!
And then it just went in.
What the fucking ro-hey, okay.
But...
Someone told me you don't like crafting so yeah
there IS crafting to it.
I'm doing voice chat off should i do voice chat on?
Talk shit to the people in your corner
Nah i dont wanna talk to these motherfuckers bro i just wanna swing my sword at em
Yeah just do off.
Also whenever you want to revive Ragnarok online man I'm down.
Broooo! I love that game.
Get a private server. I love that game. Get a private server.
I love that game, brother.
It's a good game.
I had a dream about a Ragnarok
online server that was completely different than everyone else's.
Everyone else's Ragnarok Online
server is all guilds, okay?
Giant guilds and it's
all PvE except for
whoa! I want a Ragnarok Online server
that is PvP everywhere
and your guilds can only have up to like
two or three to four people
or something like that, right?
So it's very minimal
who you can roll around with and shit.
And then when you take a fucking castle,
It's like really earned and stuff.
Me and my brother wanted to do that one time
I don't know, I felt like everybody thought
That was a stupid idea When I wanted to have guilds only 2 or 3 people.
Yeah, I remember getting into that point where it's just big ass wars.
Cause the thing was like this...
I'm sorry go on.
No you can go.
We did a PVP server right?
Me and my brother
And another guy
The problem was
And I got my stream into it
So that the problem was dude
Is like you couldn't even
Go like On or go check out
an MVP boss
because if you got there
there would already be
another big ass guild
just sitting there
camping it with fucking
six of them.
You know what I mean?
And that's when I was just like,
eh, the PvP and this many people
in the open world doesn't make sense.
But I thought doing guilds as very small,
more like groups rather than guilds would actually be dope. What I remember, small, like more like groups rather than guilds would be actually dope.
What I remember man is just NA versus Brazilians and you just have war.
Yeah.
The Brazilians have their area outside of the town they used to hang out in the game
and you just have PvP wards
yeah there use to be like PvP areas that you can teleport too
and it would be like people would just hang out there
yeah be like people just hang out there yeah yo
yo yeah i'm sorry you were talking about you playing on that's all right
yeah dude jacob did you hang out in South Prawn?
Yes.
Bro!
I used to shit on everybody
in South Prawn.
I hated those motherfuckers.
Bro,
I played an alchemist.
Bro,
I played a fucking champ.
You remember Papa?
All he did was blow people up with his Bro, I played a fucking champ! You remember Paula?
Yeah all he did was blow people up.
What was that ability called?
Like scroll wheel mouse tech to spam...
Have I played Darker and darker on another platform?
The numbers
No, I played Professor. I don't know about that. Dude, that's crazy!
Oh, not Pablo, the dude's name was Paco!
Uh...
Did you ever hang out with an NLP?
I don't remember much but i remember like the pvp events that like you know
what gear set was the best when you joined
i can't i don't know that much though my memory is so bad but i wish i did
let's go here we with this guy i was wondering
if you were playing if we played at the same time or not magic i was pretty known
on uh i can't remember it was because they had a couple different exile servers
but it was like and fucking I had a guild
that we used to hang
out in Amhel
and this fucking
these guys
used to hang out
at fucking Southpont
like multiple guilds
his name is Adamist
and Paul
Barbarian
motherfuckers
shit like that
they used to fucking...
They used to come
to our shit
and fuck up all of
our dudes in AdHell
when they weren't
paying attention
and we'd fucking
fight the shit out
of them
and then after
they left
and didn't want
to come back
we'd go to Southpaw
and fuck their
shit up
and all the boys that hang out with
them just fucking i remember you fighting people yeah dude it's like people pick like
hangouts you know like they picked south front we picked down out remember the succubus oh man the succubus
level one barbarian
all right do you invite me or how does this work? Are you already in the game?
I'll show you guys some stuff real quick.
There's quests now on every merchant like Tarkov.
How do I add him as a friend? You know that?
We're on Steam bro.
No I don't think it works...
What did you make your character name?
It's Night Knight but both the knights are spelled
The same.
NightKid
Because I can't put N-I-G in this game either
Yeah if I search for NightKid it pops up
I'll invite you to something else
Oh so you just invite both of us?
Of course.
I invited you as a friend and in the party
uh...Keth
Yeah, something-you be leader. Youbi Leader! And what's your name?
Um...
Pokemon?
Bartolos.
Who is Bart Music?
Do we know him?
That's me.
Okay.
Don't accept that.
I already defended it knight as well Alright, cool
When we get in i'll probably have to kind of adjust shit but yeah
If you want to easily accept quests the bottom right on the main page
Just quest log
Accept all
I just said accept all If that don't do it, then fuck me man.
Fuck me man. Hit it bro.
Also go to merchants and check out the squire.
Go to merchant, Check out the squire
Okay
Now you can change like, if you go to base gear
You could change what you start with now
What the fuck? how does that make sense do we want to change anything yeah i don't want to change it i mean you just want to add a health pot if he doesn't have one or i have i don't know
i start with two advantages and star in two alcoots. I'm good.
Is that what's in there, or do I have to
change? I don't have any...
On the right side you should see it. Look on the right
side. After you hit base gear on your
right is what your character should have potions attached to him or not.
He doesn't.
Try moving some over from the left then.
Select add to base gear?
Okay, I got potions... Do I need a campfire kit?
Uh, sure.
Do I need a campfire kit torch and...
Yeah, bring it in campfire.
I have a torch. Campfire torch and healing. Is it under 25 to be the base to for everybody or is it zero
because i'm at two right now i forgot it's. Barbarian... hold on
Oh 24, okay
Barbarian does more damage without chest now
What?
Is that why my dude doesn't have a chest piece?
Only if you're spec'd into it. So if you go to class...
You know where it is, right?
No, but I'll look.
Escape there, go to class, Perkinsville
Two-hander... Okay, let's see when
you level up. Gotcha. Okay. I'm just worried about the 200 ability.
I'll worry about that stuff later. Got it!
I think I'm gonna keep Tanner.
When attacking with a 200 weapon gain 55% physical damage
bonus? Should I start with that or should I start with something else?
I'll ask Chad what I should start with there's a really good one to get i don't
know it looks like achilles strike is really good
i like the one where you could break walls and chests because just easier
crush everybody says crush uh put it up rush I don't think it has crush chat.
Oh up here that's what i'm looking at gotcha
Gain the ability to destroy un-reinforced doors and containers also gain one
impact power on your attacks to defeat blocks and parries better okay
got it going through walls baby they call me sledge
alright you guys ready to rumble or what are you guys thinking here can you let me know Kev what your doing
I'm ready to get in the freaking game
so trios
dungeon map and it's just- I just hit Forgotten Castle?
Normal?
Yeah so you see how it works uh there's three maps
and it switches every like two or three minutes whatever.
Okay we should be ready then.
Selected region okay, not gonna do that on stream. Okay, I'm just going to get ready then. Yeah, so I'm ready.
Selected region.
Okay, I'm not going to do that on stream.
Okay.
Pardon me, my lord.
Did you check your loadout?
You'll be placed into a dungeon based
on the gear scores above yep all right stretch time
they'll join you. This is the one Jacob was playing right? Pretty sure I watched him play that on a druid. Nice pants poke. so. Oh, the game already has louder footstep noises than DayZ by about two times.
What are you looking at bro?
What's up?
I don't know, I'm about to launch a torch.
Oh shit! Torch at you!
Bro how many torches do i have?
I didn't even know that would actually work bro.
Wait this is a bad guy!
Kill this mother f-
Who's this?!
Who the f fuck are you man
We don't know who this random dude is
Why can't we kill him
What Is happening Where did you I can't! Guys, where'd you go?
Where did you go?
Oh, why do you gotta scare me bro?
I'm thinking like we're in some shit right now.
What's going on dude? Okay, okay.
There's a druid class out there
He can kill the chicken
Rat
I'm gonna fucking die Holy shit, we're dying. We're fucking dying. Bro I headshot him like five times.
Headshots not great.
Streaming mode on! I'm doing it, don't care.
Babe you're a sniper please prick off!
He ducked my attack! What? Don't hit me.
No, you're not really doing that.
Yeah.
Alright let's see guys. You ready to rumble here
why is the game so dark
I mean it's literally called Dark and Darker
if it was light
it would be a different game
alright hold on I'm gonna buff you guys it would be a different game.
Alright, hold on I'm going to buff you guys.
That's the sequel is Light and Lighter
I'm going to make that game
It's just going to be playing in clouds
It's going to be bright as fuck,
but it's exactly the same all the time.
Alright I'm a fuckin' arm already how do
I use my uh...
My heels and shit?
Oh horn forks out of here. some shit. Oh, four and four.
Do you actually have four?
I don't have my potions.
Four.
He has a skelly here, bro.
How do we block in this game?
Oh I bl- Yo listen, I blew up that door.
Well, you always just wanna like...
...movement dodge and running.
You could block but it's not really worth it.
You could block but it's not worth it!
What do you mean?
Can we hurt each other?
Yes we can. Don't hit me Kevin.
Ohhhh... Don't hit me Kevin. I'm hit!
That guy blew up a poop squad, I remember that guy. I remember that guy.
One drop, two drops!
Don't go in the gas!
Get out of the fart gas Kevin!! Don't walk in the truck again.
Yeah what's this bitch doing?
What's this chick do again?
Trying to protect you. Doesn't she heal us?
Hey, doesn't she try and protect you and heal us? It gives us a...
Yeah, where are your pants bro?
I don't need them.
Do we hit this bitch or no?
Maybe he should but you can hit it yeah
When I say bitch I mean like just this area
Or you could do campfire
Campfire So you see your HP, that red
the health before your HP
like that red light bar?
That- if you sit down
with G, you heal that slowly.
It's like your recoverable HP.
Yeah but if you stand up it will not go up anymore right?
I don't think so anymore.
And bandages only heal- OH SHIT!
Oh shit! someone's here!
Time to back the fuck up. He put his hands in the air.
He wants some smoke dude. I don't think he...
Oh. That's all this is, like a stone?
He's got some! He did fart!
Oh no!
It wasn't me, it was this monster.
Ah, poke stabbed me in the face I saw that.
No I didn't, I promise, I promise.
When he puts his hands up does that mean he's cool?
I guess so, yeah.
Okay, he's cool man.
Alright, so I picked up your heart
and then we'll res you okay?
Listen are we gonna let stream snipers roll up with us like this
or are we just gonna fucking randomly turn on this guy
The next one will stab in the head
You should listen, listen, listen I'm in day Z mode, bro.
We can just turn on this guy
and we can literally
just murder him right now.
Okay, but before
they're delaying it?
Yeah.
Get back to you!
Fuck!
Oh, he hit that,
didn't he?
Nice hit nice hit
Yeah
To the trap to the trap
This is the... Fuck!
...the new tech.
It's not worth it, it's not worth it.
Alright we fight this way. No! It's not worth it.
Yeah, listen my HP is low i'm popping that
yeah kneeling back up
i'm also sitting yo what the fuck who we dealing with here man? Is he rolling up on us?
Where'd you go Kevin?
I'm dead. How the fuck did you die?
I cannot stab you! How the fuck did you die? You got stabbed in the face, I told ya. I DID NOT STAB YOU! THE TOP RIGHT IS MUMMY!
Mummy killed Ranger.
You doofus.
Nah, that didn't happen, I saw him.
Your first time out and you got beat up by PB?
I had no HP!
Standing in gas...
Okay it's starting the game when you're very, very common.
My man would be standing in fire again in the Ragnaros fight for sure.
Bro, I was standing on a fucking spiked floor that I didn't see and then...
You're the type of Counter-Strike player to molotov himself.
Yeah? Good, I thought... Yeah?
Yeah good.
I'm in good company though.
What the fuck?
You know what the fuck.
Alright, I'm ready to go.
You're good yeah.
You mean I don't have to wait for what i'll get hp yeah dude because it's a waste
of my knowledge hey we're gonna go the other way right
fuck this guy Oh, motherfucker!
I got a blue helmet.
... um uh so I'm gonna go to the other side.
Later homie!
Okay, we just gotta find a res...
We can res him?
Yeah, we could res Knight.
Earl necklace dude.
Oh shit Jared.
What's that?
Nothing, pearl necklace.
Of course Jared would be excited about it.
I can't wear a chest right?
You could res heal up and then...
Maybe I should since I don't have that it's static right now go to hell okay uh oh The flutes annoying but it makes them take like double damage almost.
It's ridiculous.
Keep banging that drum, it's weird.
Alright what do we go now? Um... I'm trying to figure out where the closest res is.
... I think the enemy is to work on this game.
I don't know if you share it.
Okay, I borrowed a lot for you Friday.
So do you share XP from last hits or?
What do I need XP for? My character is just a leveler.
So let's see, little 20 you can do high roller games
and high rollers are like way harder mobs but
way better than like way better
so that door right there you you can just leave to extract but...
The blue stairs you can extract?
Yeah.
There's no more random portals anymore.
Oh!
It's like static extracts, so it's really the Tarkov.
So it's not like a Battle Royale anymore?
Um...
Yeah. Um, two seconds here. There's no circle in there.
There's no what?
There's like no circle that closes it anymore.
Okay, gotcha.
Oh! Okay, gotcha. So you can just kinda chill like you would in a Tarkov game?
Except for there's a time limit on the game I guess?
I mean I could take this blue extract can you take this one that one and
we just go right back and i can bring this let me just bring kevin in this one. uh Oh, almost fell.
Where's the stair here?
Is it below?
I think it's below
Should I just drop here?
Oh sorry, I'll take this one and you go back on the other one okay
Oh fuck
You know how to go back?
Mm-hmm.
I left.
And there's no fall damage. Okay, that was simple enough. We only ran into the one guy and he was just an hour.
Yeah it's perfect nobody died or anything.
Cool.
Good run.
Get better get him cut off.
Probably not gonna be able to do this. or anything. Cool, good run. Yeah, get better, get him good.
Bro I was standing on those spikes too long.
Standing on spikes bro!
I'll play fighter.
Fighter is like a good start class Interesting other than you exit to lobby.
Interesting
Oh dude, it's me! Thanks brother I appreciate ya bro
Yeah the YouTube gets my good side.
Twitch gets my yell-at-everybody side.
So,
appreciate you, brother.
Thanks for enjoying the tube, dude.
The day before, Alakazam. Day before bro. Yeah not a scammer dog. I'm just gonna right click. How do i move stuff to my inventory? Like fast, let control click or...
Yeah but you wanna go to the collector and sell those like jewelry. so Wait, you're on free to play right?
Yeah so if you buy the game you get like technically a premium account.
What's the difference?
If you just click the top left,
You'll see it. I think it's worth
it if you like the game.
Let me get there first, we'll see.
Hey, all this gold now!
Like, it's cool because you can um...
...share stash so like...
There is no way to put my gold in, transfer my gold fast? Control click.
Maybe I can't, I don't know.
Is shift click or control click?
Shift doesn't either.
Right doesn't either.
It says cannot equip item, but go hold.
Oh, shift-click! Yes.
Oh, shift right click.
So if we Q into this one, we'll go against decent gear.
Is it any gear after 25, right?
24?
So like if we're at 60, we'll go against geared?
I'm going to buy some...
Oh, okay.
I wanna buy some health pots. That's actually a good change okay it's nice
it's kind of bad for the game though there's like a lot of cues now Is that...
That's not good, huh?
What? Not good for the game you think
because there's too many uh
people being split
it could be like so if we queued right
now right with the gear that we got
let's say you've got one green and we queued up we, with the gear that we got. Let's say you've got one green and
We queue up and go against like
Super geared
That would kinda suck
But I guess super geared would be high roller
So what do you take off the fucking ring?
No, if you're at 24
it's a separate queue
so now we are against mid gear.
Like before mid, you know what I mean?
So...I don't know, what's the solution here then?
We just queue up and get better gear. Level up.
Then we shall go.
I'll bring you a green bow, knight.
Sweet! Where's my gear score at?
It's under your gold in the stash.
Gotcha.
You can get base gear at Squire Merchant for free.
Isn't that where we're at right now? Don't I have base gear?
Anything you're missing, but you're good. Oh, for pots and shit? Okay.
So it'll be free? Yeah I was saying though three brackets
for each queue means separating all these queues more, you know?
So it's like...
They're small games. They're fast games.
Not the worst.
The big ass player makes me do that.
Uh what do you have?
Oh shit! I didn't even know I had those.
Your e heals you and your q...
Oh, you wanna change your q to give you like...
What's my edu? I think Q's a buff?
Is what it looks like?
Transfer your gear start with less than 25 gear start for the first
few games.
So take this bow real quick.
That's not a bad idea. Oh, man. So take this bow real quick.
That's not a bad idea.
We'll auto-equip it? We'll do that after this.
Very cool.
Gain 10 strength, 10 vigor 9% So when do I want to like put these traps down?
Drop the trap like these traps down I mean don't get your tracks are very good
they're decent yeah i mean most of the time you can just jump over it.
That's what I ran into this hand.
You get under a door usually.
Got his ass. You get under a door, you're free.
Got his ass! You just lost your track.
Wait what?
Did you lose stuff in the pre-game lobby?
Yeah.
Tell me that shit!
Oh, I have another trap.
I didn't know it worked like that.
Traps are OP apparently.
What's up? Anyone work like that? Traps are OP apparently.
Do you guys see those red footsteps on the ground too or is that one Ice skills? That's your passive.
Oh, that's my passive.
So I get to see where people are moving from.
Oh yeah, so you know the Q-Bus that I have?
Can I see it anywhere?
If you press the tab, you can mouse over it.
Projectile flight speed has greatly increased also increases physical damage bonus. Okay, so I should just run that all the time That's something that's uh
I don't have mana or anything like that
I dunno what Rengar's using in there because it could probably change everything but
Because Renga lets you cast hit I don't know what range is using in there, because it could probably change everything but...
Does the one that lets you hit three times when we cast?
Okay.
Triple shot yo! I't know let's go
there's no ranger isn't the best to start with
it's just tough as hell
I mean actually
it's good to kill them off with
but
like fighter you can use a bow
you know, bars could be the bows too
so it's just like the skills that make a ranger better at bow
You just need a lot of gear, I think to be really strong
Oh actually you can use spears! Spear is really strong
Seems when you hit it the farthest range that's when
you do the most damage. Spear is a really good weapon.
As a ranger?
You can use spears?
Yeah.
Sounds good.
I'm down with that.
Ranger's one of the worst classes right now.
They are pretty bad but... With the spear it makes them decent.
And if you're gear, you can really just tap people with the bow.
You don't want to hit with a stick and weapon?
I guess gamers get run down and keep running really fast.
Headshots go in.
Do they know what they're doing?
Like-
I wanna say Ranger's taunt then got nerfed but it's still pretty soft.
I'm promise you there's somebody playing along.
Watch your back.
Yowza! There's a trap!
It's gotta hit Targifle.
Oh, I got hit already!
Guys, I'm right here. There's a lot of mobs still. yeah about that.
So I cooked the base gear and I still don't have a potion.
Oh this guy's tough, this guys a buff guy.
That might fuck up the game. I've got my... Yeah, that guy can't do shit. Is it separate loot? I'm gonna drop those.
Got a new weapon, bros.
Double Axe!
Oh I gotta mimic!
That's 12 to 6.
Not bad, man. Mimic tongue? Battleaxe, dude I got a cool thing but it's like a blue.
Can you just tab over these or...
Skeleton in there.
Oh, that's the skeleton. you just tab over these if the single axes aren't good from your act on any of the doubles yeah you got a blue on?
This guy's got a viking sword.
I've got a blue instead of my sword.
If you can use it...
Yeah, I can use it for one time.
No, I cannot go bite him. Yeah there is a viking sword on me. I think he's... no, cannot equip item.
Yeah there is a bike installed on this skeleton.
Just take it to self!
Yeah?
I guess its red if i can't use it.
So you have a shaman shooting me?
No, i shot you.
I tried to aim away and then I aimed back.
It's hard shooting arrows in between two people.
And you don't take the shot? You fuck!
Haven't you ever seen SWAT?
Yeah. Swamp? You have?
Yeah, dude.
Then you know what happens!
AAAAAAAAGH! Fucker! Somebody break this chest.
Attack it?
Yeah.
Oh, fuck.
I'm gonna die.
I'm gonna die.
I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die. attack it yeah
i don't need it how do i drop something
how do i get how do I drop an inventory item out of the inventory?
Uh shift right click.
So dropping on the ground so we can eat it. Drop it on the ground?
Take wops, I do that pick wops.
And then do the actual lockpick with it.
I have two lockpicks.
There's a chest right there that needs them.
We can drag each other, right? Bards could open up block things.
Yeah, it's actually so broken.
I guess i need gloves
If you're doing a 3 man and you don't have a bard, you're trolling
Is speed better than armor rating on boots?
On boots movement speed is like the best stat I think.
You want more movement speed catcher
Yes, on trio you wanna druid in a park like in every party and then you're good
Yeah there's like, I don't know if its changed but when i was playing awhile ago
It was just like fighting and if you fall into a room
If you walk into their room, they just put a wall behind you
to get trapped.
You know what I mean?
You're trapped in a room and stuff like that.
It's just...
I was watching Duel Brother play and he was playing Mario that it's just there's a wizard hat there
i can't wear it either
explosive bottle huh Explosive bottle, huh?
Throw it at me for shooting in the back.
Bro check me out!
Oh shit!
You got a molly bro, be careful for yourself. Okay.
Oh shit.
It's like one of the ray gunneries I've seen before.
What? Looks like one of the raiders. AHHHHH!
AHHH! WHY?
YOU FUCK.
Those are cool.
Uh, you take that chest piece.
Somebody take this right here.
No, don't use it is a free hill
That's the other button. Two? I'm pushing two.
On the bottom right.
Oh, I don't have a sword apparently?
Bro like changed my loadout last time I had a sword. I have eight arrows here.
On top of the dummy.
Behind me?
Up on the floor, right there. me? I took them before. Okay.
Okay, now they're on the stairs.
Oh.
Right is that where you put them?
On the stairs?
Yeah, you get them?
Yeah yeah.
Okay, so we got a lot of people here.
We have to go back up there and then we can head over to the other side.
Okay.
So we're going to take this way.
Okay. Okay. Okay. Right, is that where you put them? On the stairs? Yeah, you get them?
You sons of bitches!
Woo! Woo! Ah! survival potion of invisibility, baby.
You know...
Alright!
Like I said it's just the same-
Oh!
Son of a bitch! Ah shit! Oh
You know any better I that hill shrine came back i don't know the response on me
it'd be fine yeah yeah
oh I got the food. Ooh, Viking armor. Armoring 27.
Oh my god! New helmet boys!
Does somebody want to take the bow and sell it up there?
Also those Francesca acts are really good can i see my gear
on two my gearsport is 256 right now you're getting geared this character's gettingared pick up the bow and just sell it yes
The pvp has got to be a little bit lower now that the battle royale is closed.
Another Viking sword?
Oh, am I supposed to take those axes? Really?
Yeah.
Chris is...
Chris Dagger.
Um...
Rogue or Warlock.
Okay.
I'm just gonna take that and and then I can leave the rest.
So there's a portal that we can take together. I'm gonna need to pick that up.
Side stepping these more efficiently than back stepping this?
Um...
Every moment it's been way after hit.
I can't get my head in.
That's a good one.
As far as you You can just like... You can?
Oh my goodness.
Gotcha! There's a video that shows you like
how to dodge every mob
Max health is good, women's hit 6.
Might be worth some magical interaction speed though.
Where's the closest red from here?
Oh you can loot the coffins on a chat. Yeah
Can you turn loot in this game like put it in your inventory I
Have I don't think so right? I I haven't been able to. Oh yeah it is here, right?
There's a drum in there if you want it.
Alright, zombie, I found it. We're good.
What's this white thing? Altar of Sacrifice.
Oh that's how you res.
Oh...
Some boots in here, Jared with a 16 armor rating.
Uncommon.
Yeah check those out.
Uncommon looks.
Let's see what they kinda have for you.
Magic resistance?
Dexterity? that actually might be okay
i think i'll take that bigger three next ready just try a little better
rugged boots or adventure boost shot Do all the bows end up
being the same like do they sometimes have
different stuff
Rugged So buff duration 7.7 Right here, Dragan? Yeah.
Just the... so buff duration 7.6 or 3.5 physical damage on this.
Buff duration's probably better. Is this the portal you were talking about?
No. Uh, follow me when you guys are ready
We have like two minutes
Wait, we have 2 minutes how do you know where?
Bottom right
Oh, so that means we have a timer okay
like starts to crumble Oh, it just opened the door.
You can sell anything you pick up?
Yeah, pretty much.
Mish, it's been easy so far. Where the dude at?
Thought we were supposed to be in the big boy mid zone or something, didn't see nobody
Why is it so fucking dark in this shit, bro?
Let's go darker.
Oh my god! What did you do?!
I thought that was a TAS!
Oh he got a mimic.
Oh someone shot at me.
You did, you fucking...
Bro the shots are delayed okay? It was alive when i started shooting.
There's some new bard pants in here if you want those. Bardic Pants
You don't need shit really
Where do we go? Where do we go?
On me.
On him.
Let's go.
He can just hide in one of these fucking little dark spots.
I don't know if they see him.
So he might die.
Okay.
What?
Do you guys want to go for a risky, like harder level and get more XP or take this blue portal over here?
Is that what it's all about right now, XP?
Sorry?
We only got like a minute, let's get stuck at it.
You wanna go to hell?
Hell no! We only got a minute.
I mean it resets if you click on it one more time.
Oh, one more time?
Well let's go then yeah. Will people be there?
No. But it'll harden my mind and better loot.
Mean people will be there?
I mean at the top right you can see most people died or something
and last team is probably gone but we'll see
could be like one team so if we die it's the game but we need XP you guys
need XP so that's fine good, and these mobs give you better
experience. They're hard
they're scary.
Should I fire place us?
Um...
Yeah, you should do that right now.
All right.
Take it slow.
How hard can it be?
It's tough.
It is... You can go mob.
Like, don't aggro more than one mob.
Okay?
Gotta be careful here.
I'll use my flute.
Very good.
Is the loading screen long?
So when the fuck does the PvP happen, Thorin?
It's five in the morning and there's a buggy in the fireplace? PDP happened The fucking fireplace We're just gonna open it up while I drop this fireplace? Alright.
Drop the fucking fireplace, Kevin!
No, it takes a fucking minute alright?!
I'm not getting heat buffed.
There's a whole team of three on us in here, move up on them.
Let's go. Oh shit, I see a humming.
Okay listen Minotaur
Oh god
Centaur, Minota- some shit
We got off the fucking horse legs
Here's what imma what I'm gonna do.
I'm gonna hit him with this shit right here.
I missed.
Oh, I punched you in the back of that.
Sorry.
Hold on, let me try that again.
We can put them in this room. Excuse me, excuse me.
Where is he? Shoot him!
Okay, hit him. Run!
Oh I'm dead.
We got them we got them. Aw! Run away! We got him.
Aw dude this is like fighting the Minotaurs on fucking...
This is not good.
You should have let me put a trap in the door and then pulled it.
It won't work. Not sure honestly. Put a trap in the door Oh What the fuck are we doing down there?
That guy just beat our goofy. That guy hit me one time for my whole half of HP, if this was World of Warcraft I'd be like guys we're in an overleveled area and need to retreat
Can't we play this really slow chat and take that blue portal to the left?
This is a much better crossbow, I'm taking the big ass crossbow.
Are you getting attacked?
Yeah.
Folks! Yeah, I'm playing as Blue. Yes!
As long as it going off man! I think he's being attacked.
Get out there.
Tokes level 18 and's got this oh look at this item right here Oh perfect I'm selling that that all it is gonna Clement, take these shoes. East is safer.
I'm being told. East is safe.
Oh, there's a portal under right?
No we can do this. We can clear this.
Oh god, the gargoyles.
You're crouching.
Crouching.
What are we looking for right now?
That gold chest over there? Oh, that's a guard right there with the sword.
Should I hit him?
No no no no no.
I was going to set a trap.
Set a trap?
You can trap them in this room.
If I set a trap does it not work?
Not against mobs.
Really?
I can fuck them up with my abilities!
You could get on that altar and dodge his attacks
You know what i'm saying? Okay.
Do you want me to pull him, Jared?
I can't.
You gotta dodge them too.
I can't get on this!
Oh crap, it's probably...okay. Help me! Okay.
I just cracked the marv. I think I just killed, uh...
I think I just killed Poke.
It's fine because there's all of them!
I think I just headshotted Poke in the back of the head.
Hey, hey, there's a res right there!
Get his heart Kevin.
I'm getting his heart.
Your chest off? Boom got no, no, back up, back up, back up. Your chest off? You lose my chest and you get what's behind
my chest piece.
Boom, got it.
Heart in hand.
Um, I'm grabbing a...
Yeah, use the shrine right there then.
Use like a potion.
Well, I'm grabbing all your loot bruh! Hold on.
No no you can res him right here.
Oh shit!
Yeah yeah we can res him dude.
I knew that. I fucking knew that. Where do I put it? You stuck in his house for no reason.
Equip your ally's soul.
I did!
And then at the other...
Put them in your hands, hold on.
Put them in your hands, okay.
Okay.
I'm gonna go to the other side of this thing and then I'll come back here.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay. Okay. Okay. And then at the...put them in your hands. Hold on, put them in your hands.
Yeah I get it, I got it, I was reading bro okay?
So sorry for taking on your stuff.
I thought you were like dead and couldn't come back,
And then I was like wait he's gonna come back but then I was like...
I don't know, for some reason my daisy side took over.
What's up, bro?
Yo.
Let me put stuff back on your body.
No, no, no. It's fine.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
You had this thing. You had this thing?
You had this thing?
You had this thing?
Yeah?
You got a few gold things there you go.
I got it.
Hey, I'm back!
You're back...
Like it ever happened.
I'm also almost dead, I need to take a pot.
I thought we could get out of here though.
Yo, I'm gonna throw a Molotov at the next one.
There's a mob back behind there.
No, we didn't just clear this side for no reason you doofuses
We're gonna stick with this side
We've already committed
Alright
Is there a drone in here? Do you have campfire?
No, that was my only campfire apparently.
Yeah, drop in the campfire.
If you drop it I'll use it as fast as I can.
Drop in the campfire, broder.
Oh god!
Something is creeping on me.
Got him, got him run, run. Falling back, falling back, falling back.
Going to campfire mode again. Campfire?
Throwing it down.
I just... I don't know how we're gonna leave.
You sure east?
You're freaking out too much. We're going east. Shall we go east? You're freaking out too much, we're going east. We're doing really good right now.
And you're just a little bit naked.
Let's sit down and chill out at the campfire, huh boys?
We're getting XP regardless dude.
Or do we only get XP if you make it out?
Regardless baby! or do you only get XP if you make it out? no, you get XP regardless regardless maybe
you get more if you leave it
then we make it outta here
let's crouch around
got some maggots and a longbow, 41 damage.
Armor pen, 20%.
Is that good for you or no, Kev?
Check that on the south.
Let's see if I can do 33 damage.
51 or nothing.
Ooh! That's cool!
Yeah I think that's better.
Yeah take that shit bro
you're gonna be doing damage you guys know that here
i don't want to do this well i'm using a crossbow right now the crossbow has
yeah right it's going up it's going on buddy there you go. Crossbow's stronger.
Reinforced gloves...
Oh wait, people are here!
What do you mean? How'd he know?
Wait, people were-
Right here!
Okay right in front of us.
They died to the boss.
Okay but there's a dog right here. There's these two
dogs that little... What do you mean they're
here? Hold on, hold on, time out.
They're in our back.
Okay? How do you know?
Top left... uh top right.
Blitz killed somebody?
Okay so since we saw that...
That's been a long time ago.
Is the guy trying tooting it to get away?
What are we doing here?
That has been happening on four occasions.
Run away, run!
I'm down. It if I thought, damn, my nose would be that crazy.
They're coming at me now! Well, I never want to go to this place again. Come and beat him!
Well, I never want to go to this place again.
Those were the players actually dude. They were dog class, I forgot it.
That was a player?
No, dude.
Got a side-slip to doggo?
Yeah. Bro I'm about to play Archer.
Alright, how am I supposed to get out of here?
Okay go straight that door and see if they're on the boss.
Hold on where are the dogs?
Do I not get loot for the dogs?
I wanna play Archer.
Fall into oblivion?
I'm a
DarkerDarker expert, man!
Listen, I'm going to-roll Ranger after this.
Okay where do I go now?
Go straight and see if you're on the...
Can I exit this and it won't punish me?
Keep going straight?
Through that door?
Yeah. You're looking for a blue thing on your map. Yeah, go down and then you next left
I'll just run it
Go to the next left,
take that next left.
Can he not go through this room?
Or will I die?
There's gonna be bombs
in there that are bad too.
Can he just run by I'm asking?
You can run by if you open the door fast enough
The next left, open the door and get out Alright so I take a left then the next left
And go to that blue on my map
Yes Get ready to open that door quick or you're dead
there's a door there i think oh yeah baby you got it you got it keep going there's the door another What does he have to do? Come on, run!
Yeah remember that whole thing about going to hell? We should probably go there.
Yeah I learned that I hate barbarians so I'm going back.
3 to 7? That's a lot of XP though.
Carry a character. Ranger.
Some ranger. Ranger. Some
Ranger. You know what?
Ranger.
Back me up here, chat.
Three to seven was good.
I only get one character on a normal
account.
Yep, time to pay, buddy.
Fire five arrows at once.
I forgot what his name was.
No way you're deleting!
Yes I am!
Hold on, I'll just gift you the game.
Wait, okay, I'll just buy you the game. Wait, okay, wait. Okay, okay.
I'll just buy the game real quick.
I'll buy the game real quick.
Okay, yes.
It's on Steam, right?
You can just upgrade it, right?
It's like 100 bucks.
She's like 100 bucks! I'm kidding. I'm kidding. What do I even upgrade it bro?
It doesn't say like hey, bye.
Oh you- did you buy the game a long time ago?
Uh no not yet you, did you buy the game a long time ago? Uh, no. No, it's
too...
It's already in your Steam library
.5 hours on record?
Nah.
It's not worth it.
Just upgrade it.
How?
Where?
You can't do it on Steam, right?
No, it doesn't show me.
It just says free to play relax this game oh you do it in-game apparently
Oh Oh.
Why not close the game then?
I thought it was on Steam store, honestly.
I didn't know.
I never did that way.
Rachel. Rachel. I didn't know man I never did it that way I was an old launcher
Rachel
I wasn't waiting
to see you guys
do do
way to get us killed
bro
with all the gear
that I have
I don't have money right now bro but it was like a movie though right actually keep it over
getting attacked by the ship is not cool yeah you're like it you were like the
guy in the movie that's, like...
The very beginning of the movie
they make you seem like you're gonna be
the main character and then you go through this hardcore
dungeon. You get your fucking head cut off
and boom it flashes over to the real main character
he was just showcasing how hard the place
was you know what I mean
yeah yeah sounds like me
laughing
laughing laughing Perfect.
Alright, uh... Where do I option i option where do i buy the game
are you top left It's like I'm just here red shards.
Okay, let me enter the lobby on my Barb, I guess?
Yeah, yeah.
Okay...
Shop, okay. okay shop okay i need redstone shards i need thirty dollars worth of them No, upgrade. Wait wait hold on hold on. Hold on hold on hold on.
What?
Wait what time?
Oh no!
I'm gonna go to the other side.
Okay.
I'm going to go to the other side.
Okay.
I'm going to go to the other side.
Okay.
I'm going to go to the other side.
Okay. I'm going to go to the other side. Okay. Hold on, hold on. Wait wait wait time!
Oh look at that
Legendary status. Where's that?
Yo, Jared, click legendary status.
Yeah where are you guys seeing that though? Oh I see it.
It's in your shop with legendary status
and then upgrade at the bottom.
Oh. Yes.
Oh! The bottom.
Yeah, see it get red stone...
It just says get roadstone shards.
You currently do not have enough redstone shards to complete this transaction.
You can purchase redstone shards through the shop.
You need 15...15 redstones!
I think that's 30 bucks.
Yes, sir!
Fuck it, who cares? Oh god, I got this.
Add funds.
Wait... you need 30?
15 redstone shards right?
Yeah but it costs $30.
Oh 15 is $30. Is that how you update to buying the game fully yeah
so if i say this if you get the shards you go up there Let's see.
What is the shared stash?
Is that like among your characters basically? Yeah, you can swap through characters and like...
So if you get a cool weapon for your rogue you just switch it to
wait do i do it i guess i did already so basically buy the full game
if you want to have additional characters yeah if you want to enjoy the game honestly
what the fun well i play one class and stick with that I enjoy the game, honestly. What the fuck?
I'd play one class and stick with that shit.
Yeah but I don't think you can even high roller
Can you?
No it says access to High Roller dungeons
Yeah high rollers is fun as hell because the loot is like...
...epics and shit. It's like way more epics than shit.
Yeah I'll upgrade to game as soon as you do a high roller dungeon I guess.
You have to get higher level though right?
Hey! I'm coming in as a ranger! WAPOO! higher level though, right?
Hey, I'm coming in as a ranger.
Oh, just stealing my class. What's up, motherfuckers?
Listen, double ranger.
Double rainbow. Alright, what do I do here
to get the fucking basic thing again? I go to...
You go to merchant
and then you go to squire.
Base gear. Add a
potion. Add a
sword. Click set base gear. Click put base gear on the way you just said long
glass
No, nope
merchants merchants Squire
Yeah that little motherfucker.
Base gear.
Base gear.
Did I get any of the shit I want?
Uh... yeah.
I just added a potion and sword.
And then click set base gear and put base gear.
How do you add the potion over there?
Just click one time on it.
Left-click one time.
It did nothing.
Oh, I see it down there. Base gear set.
Equip base gear set.
Oh, I change it here
and then...okay.
And you wanna go class
and look at the skills on the right.
I just switched it to quickshot
On the skills
I had the buff before which is what you'll have
Is that the triple?
Yeah, quickshot fires arrows in quick succession.
Each bow will fire
a different amount of air throws.
I haven't used it yet, so we'll see.
I was using a buff.
Should you call Quickshot?
100% call Quickshot.
There's Multi-Sh, but that's like...
You're using quick shot? Like where?
Oh as your Q or E. You were talking about that.
As my Q yeah yeah yeah
The E I left the same
Cam sort of knows the meta
What do i get for this guy then?
Nimble hand, when using
a bow you should draw a spell card
Add sword
Merchant. Esquire.
Add sword. Farming sword?
Yep.
So, uh...
How's Dark and Darker dance?
Pretty funny. I'm liking it.
I guess you don't add boots because you'll find boots in the dungeon.
I always added it.
Really?
I don't know if you can honestly, because it just gives you stats.
Yeah and this stuff doesn't disappear right?
No.
The base gear stuff you always have
i got it is it gonna save that if you like i said you have to click set
base gear and then equip base gear.
Yeah,
I got that.
Okay,
nevermind,
we're good.
That should be
good though.
Alright,
I'm set.
Alright,
I'm ready dude.
We can do it.
Are you ready?
Alright dude, now we're gonna fuckin' own.
Oh I just saw you kill Poke.
What a kill.
I mean...just practicing really.
Just practicing.
Quest log.
Hold on, I'm trying to figure out how to do that.
It's okay. I guess.
I'm not gonna give you my
that shit bro.
I didn't like this game before so I don't expect
it to be too different.
Poke says we would't have it.
Or we'll put something to say about it.
I didn't say you'd love it.
Maybe you'd like it.
I guarantee you'd love the shit out of this game.
Who the fuck are these guys?
Oh, there's a lot of people.
This shit freaks me out every time.
Does it shoot arrows when you
use the skill? Does it use arrows
like a multi-shot?
Because didn't it just drop you into the game
before right
didn't it just do that
I swear
no it didn't oh my god I don't I just got fucking killed by a tree camping monster.
No, it didn't! Oh my god, I don't know what's wrong with you then. There was always that lobby? Really?
Nah...
I'm losing my shit there.
...tree bro.
Just zooted, I guess.
Time for seven days to die.
I wanna try it out but someone was in some videos and he said he fucking hates that shit.
Dude the guy had seventeen fuckin' items on him.
He opened this goddamn stove and had a hundred
items on him, or something.
This is like...
what we were playing but
on the other one here, man.
Yeah, that was all about this, guys.
You better run!
I can't tell you how much shit you just got hit by, bro.
You just got hit by so much shit you just got hit by bro you just got hit by so much shit dude that was crazy, bro. I'm not gonna lie. Use your rations, man.
What? Did I do... Oh! I got him like the same thing!
Yeah yeah, talk shit now, huh? Yeah you're right. Listen, I was thinking about the floor after that but basically that was funny enough.
Should I just keep grabbing it because of the trap
oh guys we're back why i have arrows why can't i shoot anymore
watch out there's a thing i shoot anymore Let's go, you got it.
Hey everyone just relax. Who has the campfire? I have a campfire.
Right here.
Gather around y'all.
What is wrong with you guys keep it together This is technically better than ever. You even tried some multi-shot, bro?
If you look at the mini map, you'll see... This guy fucking has it! It's a multi-shot round.
This guy fucking had nine arrows in his back!
Wait, I have to sit down for that? Already?!
Can you reset...can we re-line? Yeah.
Sorry!
No, just sit down dude. Just sit down.
I'm gonna pop a potion first and then I'll be right back.
And then I'm going to pop my little E here
Now I'm sitting down
Fuck it what's up?
Yeah health just goes up much slower.
Why'd that campfire go out that fast?
Yeah what the fuck bro you only put bark in there?
Just one piece of paper.
Holy shit...
Well boys, We fucked up.
I was looting and shit man
I thought I had time
That's what you get for talking shit I guess dude
You're just gonna hit by so much stuff
The floor! Bro, you legit? Okay,
legit? You walked past
the spikes, okay? Got hit
by them, turned around in shock,
the skeleton hits you in the back,
you came back across the spikes, and then
a spear came out of the fucking wall!
And I was like, holy shit, dude.
This guy just got hit by everything.
I got hit by
fucking every single one.
Yeah, we won't talk about that one I got hit by a fucking complete single. And then I got hit by the same shit, but you know...
Yeah yeah we won't talk about that one though.
Anyways, fuck the spikes on the ground
they're kinda bullshit if you think about it.
You can see them in the map.
A long green longbow right here.
Oh yeah baby!
I'll put some money-
You got it bro, take it.
I did like the crossbow.
Crossbows are actually pretty strong.
What is this thing?
It's trying to f***ing ambush.
You shall take it!
Wait, longbows nerfed actually, I forgot.
Longbow sucks?
Yeah, I forgot. But theybo sucks? Oh. Yeah, I forgot.
But it's still more damage though!
So Recur is better?
You have.
I'm sure it's better than the bow that you spawn with.
Just leave the damage on an armor pin.
Should've had a skill.
Longbow used to be meta because of, uh...
The ability that lets you shoot three times fast?
You know what I mean? So it would let you shoot in whole 3 hits super fast.
Gotcha.
What do we do now?
I got full HP, keep going I guess.
Yeah double shot for you guys here.
Why?
Because we can set the traps.
Oh! People there!
What are these running away!
He's running away Jared, get him!
I was thinking he had teammates so you just got stabbed?
Who got stabbed?
You did. Yeah I got stabbed? You did. Spears going up the wall again, maybe?
Two rangers went by...
I think I'm supposed to cancel. I gotta cancel.
Sorry sorry sorry. I was going slow and I didn't realize.
Where'd he go?
He's not in there.
You went right, you went right.
Close this door for me.
My hand?
No way! That's a...
Nobody was using that talent though.
Bam! Fucking 5K dude. That's a... no way you're using that talent, though. I'm not. I am.
The farting fag can't do it.
He must have the worst of the fucking scally to do that.
No way you're using THAT one, dude!
Fart fart.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Parked car. Oh, he's right there!
Right ahead with the scene, run back, run back, run back!
Leave him!
Place in the trap.
On the door, on the door.
What are you gonna do? This door?
No I did the wrong thing. Oh fuck.
Yep! What the fuck was that?
Oh, kill the guy's two.
I think I killed Blank down.
I had to go up there and get him.
He could have won that mine nutsack!
What are you smoking?
That fighter, we fucked him up he was running...
We almost had his ass and then the other team came in.
Actually I'm lucky. Damn. had his ass and then the other team came in actually a monkey damn rather drew
it came through and fucking cat for him I started hitting me with the swipes
whatever that's what they're called, the fucking pounce...
Uh... I'm about to go back to my homie.
I bought the game for no reason.
I just- I'm going back to my dude.
I remember this is exactly how
I did it last time
he wanted to play ranger and then swell back
i get a new perk on my dude here what's the next one i get
i have crush
game five maybe act specialization berserker three percent
target is killed 75 armor rating execution while using access to
gate times and headshot are probably exclusionary
yeah so this is robust
say what librarian hands my guy Say what? Liberian.
Hands my guy!
Alright, should I go nimble hands for that instead then?
Fighter with a longsword goes crazy. Keep forgetting when when to do the base gear god damn it
if i get some spears yeah so i can do spear mastery but do i get skills for spears as well later no it's just i don't
get much strong man i'm kind of just chilling something like this you know the meta passive is for archer?
Uh, like the...
Is it draw speed?
Yeah, nimble hands. okay that's what i got
and then like i would assume later just get one that's like
are you good for free chat i like your confidence
you're not giving headshots okay try fighter Try fighter.
Maybe with better draw speed? I'm not gonna lie, I went in full panic mode right there and now got fucking shit on me.
We've got third party though so...
Yeah, I saw the hallway way behind us it was insane
We're gonna know now don't stress him
Oh Stretch time. Yeah, stretch time. Stretch time!
Why is there a chicken in our lobby?
Damn, the one fight we almost actually won.
That's crazy.
You mean the one fight we actually got?
Yeah.
You're right, we were just the best to start out with because there's a perk that lets you use any weapon
in starting class and then any gear you get you can switch it to your other
characters yeah Yeah, yeah. I feel like if I want to go with the ball
I need to practice this glitch anyway.
It sticks what you're doing hard to get.
Let's do it.
What the fuck? Yo, chill!
Kevin you wanted to-
Kevin stop shooting me man.
I didn't...I shot you?
There's an arrow in your shoulder.
That's correct!
Strength 3, Dracia... Have we all got a gun over there?
Okay this is good, good.
Oh no! I can open these doors, right?
How do I fight the skeleton guys with the archers?
What's the best way?
The what?
What's the best way to fight the archers, like just straight around them?
If you're always moving... There's a skeleton bat coming at me.
If he was sidestepping again...
Gotcha. I remember barely being able to handle PBE in this game.
I can't even see, bro! How am I supposed to see an attack at the same time? Do I need to put something in my leather hand or something?
Bowstrings for quests. Okay.
You want this helmet here, Jared?
Three battle eggs in this balance. but it wasn't
yes I got him in the back. You shoot me in the back?
No, no, it's a skeleton.
Kill the dust.
Motherfucker tried it.
No, I'm gonna die to... I'm gonna fucking try it.
Oh, I got a head!
Run run oh Alright dude, listen. Poke...
I hate this fucking game.
Yeah?
You wanna try
dungeon board?
This game needs like a fucking roll or something man! Just hold W simulator and it's just...
I don't know what to do!
Yeah, sprint or rolling something would be nice.
I hate this show.
It depends on your character right? Okay, let's go. I'll give it one more shot.
Last run.
Last one.
I'm going back to Ranger too, I'll never play a melee character in this game ever
it's like it's like legit this is like playing warrior
in world of warcraft in altered valley and not having a healer, just being
solo willy-nilly, just getting your
shit kicked in. That's what this is.
You know what I'm saying?
No, it's actually
Sabrezia at 5 in the morning.
6 in the morning. 6 in the morning.
Yeah, let me just get my fucking cat classes
bullshit stuff real quick. Hold on.
Merchant, Squire... Should be on there already. Hold on. Merchant, Squire...
base fucking gear set that bit
I can't set it. Listen, the stream
snipers... You already have it Jared.
100% confidence
That guy was a stream sniper That three guy was a stream sniper, that three man was a stream sniper
Let's get them!
They ran to us and closed in the gate
No one spawns there
They closed us in
That wizard was trying to be cool
He said oh I'll get away
No We caught his ass cuz he's ass
He's trash we killed his ass and then it's flawed pulled up in killed night-night
And they're just yeah that's all ready a fine night. Let's fucking go now. Fuck them, bro.
They're ass.
Those guys suck.
Well, listen.
I'm just gonna start shooting people in the face.
That's really what happened.
It's all I'm doing in this game.
I'm playing Ranger only.
I'm gonna learn how to play Ranger.
That's all I'm doing in this fucking game. I won't go Melee ever.
Remember
how I said that was how I was going to do MMOs
chat next time I want to play? I'm gonna do MMOs chat next time I play
I'm gonna play
fucking long range
only same shit here
long range
only
fuck this
I don't even care
if I die a hundred
times on this guy
I won't go back to the melee or I'll be so bad I don't even care if I die a hundred times on this guy I won't go back to the melee
or I'm so bad
I don't want to get near
a group of people
that has a bunch
like they're just holding W
you know what I mean
I do think it's a really cool concept for a game though, honestly.
Yeah if it had like... okay.
It has better fighting mechanics basically.
I'd be more on board with it if it was kinda like Lord Howe or chivalry style combat.
It's kind of...
I don't know man, it-
I just suck at this fucking game bro and its never changed
And i dont think its going to change
Well are we supposed to be stuck in here right now
we have to break all the bad spawns before the game it's like a bugging oh you fixed it nice Yes! BUNCH!
Strider!
Where's that from? Did you say Strider?
Lord of the Rings?
I can't loot these, my arrows are up in the air.
Fuck you guys. loot these my arrows are lighter i don't think so it's gone from the pot that you get a break
so when I press q and I press left click does it shoot all three or do I have to
hold it to shoot all three you click once and it'll
shoot shoot shoot okay What's that mage sitting over there? Yeah, he's mine.
I'm getting like two shots! Hey, mind us.
I've died.
There we go. I Can't oh, what's up?
The other guys was on's another guy though.
Yeah, I got PB all over my game right now.
Now the
PB kills me! The problem is...
Oh no, fighter killed ranger. I guess he short-sworded me?
I guess he hit me as if they listen.
I'm not gonna lie, I don't give a fuck.
I said what's up bitch pulled on my sword
he was doing some other shit let's keep going
all he needed was one fucking kill. He's back in the game.
Yeah, that's why I'm so happy you got that kill.
I'm a little bit happier about that.
That made me feel a little better? You know what I'm saying?
This is just my base here every time I spawn now? Okay.
No dude, these are 100% snipers the way they ran in!
This is perfect it's good combat experience let's go again
Yeah they also have the cheese comp where they have i'm looking at their
guys no one goes in who does that
the no loot lobby with 100 health pots
and bandages like what
who what the hell?
He ran in with two swords night-night, what the hell was that?
I don't know he had a shield on him and fucking speed boosts. And I was like what the fuck?
Yeah, I did get a couple shots on him.
Or it went down.
People do that in the game? That's crazy.
Muffin gives me some confidence, get some gear dude!
Wouldn't help to rush if he runs a level up and unlock more passives, yeah dude it wouldn't-
It would help if we got little space, listen
We want combat experience too brother
Its all good
Hold up hold up
You're already dead
What?
Yeah, the summit come on man.
Aw okay well I mean I still fucked you up look at you bro.
How many arrows do I got?
Get out! HAHAHAHA
You got one sticking out your face, alright? Yeah you got two sticking out of each-
One in each cheek bro
And then one on your shoulder
Your clavicle actually
Whatever your...
Is that bone calling in there bro say some more
guys guys weiner what all right we're wiener
paul that's right, call her bone.
Alright dudes...
Is this how many people are in our lobby
right now?
Yeah, you can see the
next adventure starts in two minutes.
The last few times
it queued up instantly
I kind of like
the chill start
honestly.
Yeah a little bit
They shouldn't
complete your stuff
here to be honest
there should be
mannequins to shoot
and people like,
you know,
things to train on,
you know?
There was a,
there was a...
Shouldn't use your abilities
or shouldn't like
if your abilities have
like you eat
on the ranger.
Yeah I did that on accident i ate one just to see what
it does and there is go downstairs yeah but you use your though right chat yeah
yeah there's training dummies and there's i guess i can swim my sword at him. Oh man, this guy doesn't even have a right click.
Only left click.
Oh you can do three...you could do a triple attack and it does more damage than I think
on the last one?
Not a lot though, but hold on.
It's weird because mine is left click now dude, it was right click.
Because you're right clicking right now, right?
No that's me left clicking.
Entrance is about to begin, I don't even see anybody
There's a guy over here
Is there one yeah
somebody always attacks thanks
it holsters and moves faster.
Oh!
Yeah that's the thing on your weapons you see that minus speed like when you look at the swords
Yes
My church is way faster
40 Gotcha. You can jump when you're all suited to get the slow speed.
Okay, so I want to jump on them.
So that's how these foes are just sitting on me. Got it.
We're automatically going to win now guys. Well done
We can figure it out dude and figure it all out
Go naked for more speed fuck Fuck, dude. Nah, bro.
That's boring.
Somebody said you could take the arrows out of my face apparently.
Oh, right.
Like to restock them.
Okay.
It's all good.
Who cares?
Not gonna get through that many arrows.
Oh come on, this is the last time we're doing this horrible.
Oh! Are we running the ice map?
The first run I only had like five arrows left.
It's the newest map and it's actually really hard.
Aw fuck me man.
Fuck me.
Alright! Move!
Guy in front of us taking a match.
He's alive and he's moving at us.
I thought you said it's really hard but the first fucking time we ever played
I was like what the hell?
You didn't even know what you were doing.
I don't know why I'm doing. I don't know what I'm doing, you know?
Now I know!
It stole my go-to's
Oh that's a good one for me. Those boots! Let's go.
Yeah you wanna... I don't know if you have quick boots for reset but yeah
Quick boots for faster speed too. Uh oh.
Out of there
Fuck out of there Oh shit. You. Good looking robe.
Anybody want that robe?
Nope.
Put it in the bag.
So keep...
I hear people here.
There's players.
You mean, really?
Yeah.
I'm gonna go get them.
Okay.
I'll be right back. There's players.
You mean, really?
Players or a goblin running around, not sure.
Definitely hear a goblin.
What is that?
Oh, there it is.
It's the goblin.
Yeah.
That was close.
I'm going to go get him.
Okay.
I'll be right back. I don't know if you can see me. I'm just. Yeah, a little gobble.
A little gobble coming in.
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Oh, no! Oh, no! I can't. I can't. Yeah, a little gobble coming through. Where is it?
Do you do more damage if you hold the arrow back longer? Have you noticed, Jared?
I don't think you do.
With a towel?
I don't think so.
Oh!
I'm going to die!
Oh my god! Oh my god! I don't think so. Oh shit! Did he wake back up? Trying to come at you bro. You're coming after us?
Circle shotting him.
I'm gonna go get that guy.
I'm going to kill this dude.
I'm going to kill this dude.
I'm going to kill this dude.
I'm going to kill this dude.
I'm going to kill this dude.
I'm going to kill this dude.
I'm going to kill this dude.
I'm going to kill this dude. I'm going to kill this dude. I'm going to kill this dude. Oh, that's a little messy bro. You're coming at first!
Triple shotting him.
I see we're handling this pretty well. Double range is pretty PvE friendly.
Yeah.
I like how you get your arrows back very simply, like to.
Yes.
I like that, I like that.
Yeah, I don't care if Ranger's nerfed and bad this fucking wipe dude
I just...
I'm not even gonna bother trying to learn the other shit
If i can get good at ranger it'd be cool
I made the last time
My last chance basically
Surgical kit.
Instantly recover all your health takes 20 seconds without a kit.
You got that surgical kit huh? Nice.
Surgical me up though.
Oh, that works.
He's not decent enough.
Chat the song is so... You have to understand chat
That song makes
the enemy take
makes it take like double damage. It's so broken!
Just take my arrows from him? I have 40 arrows in the uh, 51 got him. Yeah, I'll swing. Is there something in my face? There's a longbow if you want that Jared. I didn't like it.
If you hit with melee and you swing this-
There's another bow on this guy.
You can clean up the mess.
Oh, okay. Okay. I didn't like it. If you hit with melee and swing the sword You can cleave
Did you hit melee?
You could cleave your sword
Like if there's two mobs...
you go like move the mouse in between both
and you could hit both of them with one hit
Do I take away my sword or do I double-wield with that sword?
Just one handed.
Should I get rid of the other one?
Yeah, another campfire kid here.
What about this thing?
You could cleave any mob I'll show you later.
He was saying that you can hit two mobs at once and lose a mouse.
I don't like getting more now. Yeah, yeah
Hey nice we got some pots here or some chesticles Yes Oh, that'll be great. Boom!
Yes, this is kinda cool. This one's for...
Druid
And this one's for
Fighter, Bard and Warlock
I think that's you guys right here he's a bard
there's some crossbow bolts.
That's another... it's the same sword we have but it's green instead.
I don't use a sword that much, Jared you take it.
I have short charge, I have short charge.
This sword has 29 damage?
Let me keep my short charge. This sword has 29 damage?
I'm gonna keep my short sword.
What's the spell?
It's physical damage.
Where we going? Anywhere?
Feeling looted.
Oh here come a deer! Oh, here's some air. Yeah this way, this way.
Make sure you're ready to go there before we get in that...
I did, I did.
He knows how to play good game.
Thank you.
Get some better legs?
It'll be better for you probably than the bar boy.
You're about on me.
Nice, nice.
Just saw him.
He did this room right?
Yeah he hit me once.
He lit this room.
Can you guys close automatic please? Let's reboot this room. I don't know.
Can we just close automatically?
No.
Those things are obnoxious.
We didn't kill this thing, did we? Dead zombies.
Right across, right across, right across.
Do you want to get...save them? Are you guys ready?
Yeah.
Can I get killed at...? Oh shit man! I'm shooting at the big boy.
He shot this one.
Should we kill these?
We could just take it from them yeah.
I'm missing?
Why can't we hit the boat? Do we all take the boat, Kev?
Here we run and now the triple. so I'd say we just play this room out and try to leave. I'm just gonna XP. No, I need your- Just careful with the right and pretty.
Securing XP is what I'm doing now. Roger.
You want all of your perks
crystal ball here First of all, a weapon? Oh yeah.
Some good rawhide gloves here, an explosive bottle.
Sorcerer gloves.
Are you trying? I'm like 9 and above You swimming? We could just go underwater.
I'm like nine hundred percent sure you don't drown.
Yeah, what do you want to do then?
I hear guys! I hear guys on the other side of this door.
Here's footsteps. On the other side of this door. I need to put steps.
We can take this golden gobbler here.
Beep, beep I'm going to be rolling some open smash. Maybe wolves will be smashed.
I'm gonna find a tree-shit.
A druid ship. Oh, there is a druid?
Is he shooting or what? He's on top!
He's going to shoot this way.
Yeah, we see me.
Drop down, drop down on me oh he threw a bear at me
that was him, he was dead. I'm pretty sure that's him.
I thought he threw a bear at me dude.
Why does it take so long to loot them?
See this?
Is there any more? I think it's a Wizard hat, horseman's axe right here.
Nice.
They take all this shit.
Where is he? How do I loot him?
Oh there's a spear! How do I loot him? Oh, his spear!
You guys... He's on the ground for you guys?
Maybe his body's up top.
His body's right here.
Yeah, I'll drop it right here.
Just take your shit.
It's all good.
I don't care.
Spear drop!
Spear drop!
Grab that spear Jared.
You're better with the melee right now.
I see the spears so good.
Not enough space?
How about your sword?
You need a perk for it.
Oh okay.
To equip it?
Yeah.
You need the spearmast for this?
Yes.
All good.
Do we wanna drop a fireplace real quick?
We're going to miss the boat.
Let me go back in the boat.
It's up at the top right of this boat. I don't know when the boat leaves though.
So why is that guy alone? And a three man?
Maybe he wants to do ice map for quests.
It's an ice map only three
right here what? run at me, run at me now
fast as you can
back up.
You want me to jump down? No you you need to jump up top to the boat.
Did we not make it?
It's not even swimming!
Did you guys make it up here?
I don't know if i'm running or...
Press X to...
Oh, I should have pressed X the whole time. Shit!
There's one up here someone could take.
Javi, I forgot!
Is that all you can do is take boats
to leave this?
There's north and south.
You motherfuckers! You sitting there watching me fight the spider?
No, I'm looking for the thing that's going to hit you.
I could hear it here though.
Somebody take this and put that in front of your ear.
What?
Run up this way, north and then go under and then go through the blue door.
Nice! Call me next time.
You're not killing us, right?
No you get to expect it in a minute.
Just run, just run! Okay, I'm going to this one. Got it.
I don't know how to get there but I see it. Am I dropping here?
Under the floor.
Under the turn around.
That's no problem, I'm out. Here take my lube and drop me if you can fast.
I don't have any space.
You gotta find an extract in 30 seconds.
See one right here? There is some stairs. You're gonna find extract 30 seconds Where's the timer again? 20 seconds.
Yeah I gotta go. What do I just drop in the water here?
Actually I have no idea what stairs are here. WTF
Oh, I left.
You're looking for some stairs.
He's right there! he froze. No the stairs wasn't... I've never been to that area.
If i knew how the boat worked 100% i got us But I didn't know it was like that.
We couldn't extract out of the same area?
Yeah, it's tough.
We can't take the same extraction Jared did?
No, the blue door is for one person.
Gotcha. Gotcha.
Boats go on timers, I just don't know it.
I never played it.
Last boat is 220.
Well shit.
Well shit.
Sorry I'll just have no money for the rest of the time.
No need to worry about it. remember
learning experience
it's been draining it out how many arrows should i go with some
fish how many arrows i got
who would be the archer dude wasn't Squire.
Yeah, there's a hell to that map too but the hell there is like actually hell.
Way too hard. there is like actually hell.
Way too hard
A little lighter
Stay under 25 Gearscore, someone says.
Yeah for us to be able to keep going?
I mean...I think it's fine from like 24 to 120. What do I need to get to?
25, bro! That's not shit!
I think it's fine if you don't honestly.
Personally.
That's basically getting naked.
Yeah, I think it's fine if he takes your dude.
25-1 24 is fine.
It's fine.
Okay. We could die to a guy with like a decent weapon nothing should be fine Oh, can I put that on?
Camisota what perk do i want for fighter level one Weapon damage. A lot of that weapon damage well i don't know if he said that sword mastery
so okay Okay, I got it.
Use your perks. How many do you use them?
I don't have anything to put so Thanks.
Alright, fellas.
This is our moment. So does it.
Three, two, three! 3, 2...
Where'd he go?
He fucking juked you is what he did dude.
He juked the shit out of you.
There is a lot of movement to fighting, like actually...
The TP is pretty fucking really bad. I like BD a lot
This right here is like... You gotta learn the longsword.
I'm just gonna check to shoot people in the face.
If you see a guy with a long sword and he's doing this,
And you hit him
And he parries you... You're dead.
NOOOOO! uh uh so I'm not sure if you can see me. no you keep swinging at me so he can't pair these hands bro Thank you. Hang out. hang out my plan huh you know I play a little bit
all right Ellie's joining us for a little she came in here wanting a little bit of attention
right there
i'm ready
It's gonna break soon. Fuck it. mind we got protection bro
actually snipers protection
is he dead I wish we could just get our own personal in this back first. I'm gonna go get the other one now.
Take care, brother. so so so Ow.
What? Did that hit you?
I feel like someone's gonna do the hat and hit me somehow.
He's got a voice in that egg, though.
You have an arrow in your foot. I was trying to shoot a bat off him, and went through the bat.
That's in close. Thanks. Okay.
He has three arrows in his head, bro. Four arrows in his... You guys want this? I got four arrows.
You guys want this?
What's this?
That was 20 arrows I found here. What the fuck? Sure. I don't know if you should use a hand crossbow though.
Crossbows pretty awesome, I like it.
It's just small window.
Like the rogue or some shit
There's another player I'm gonna let you down. You're trying to get comfortable if you can, okay?
I know.
I know.
It's because of the leg.
Let me show you, okay?
Oh! Nice job guys. You want another explosive bomb? I'm gonna go get it.
Nice!
Nice! Nice job guys. You want another explosive bottle here Jared?
Throw it somebody, there's some breaking shit over there.
RAAAARGH! Good. I don't think that used any of those smokes there.
He's dead! Did he turn another? Might be.
The way he ran in, I think it was solo.
Can you queue up for this solo and get a team?
No.
Is that what's happening?
They nerfed the looting body speed, it's so slow now.
Ooh, blue felling in his legs
Let me take the X to sell somebody take his padded leggings if you're sure
You got room for his axe, Jared?
Take the axe, Jared and you can use it on a...
I never said Jared before.
Put it on your shared stash so you can use it for your barb.
You know what I'm saying?
Okay.
Yeah, take that wish.
Also we're Jared at the university. That's his name! also weird Jared
that's his name I know because they Georgie like
so tell me Oh I I should have hit another shot there.
Whoops! Whoops. He's got frozen, so he can't go past this point.
We have a bow right here if anyone wants it? Reek for bow?
I had a green one already here if you want to take that one.
I've already dropped it near this. You wanna take that one? Huh, think it's down there? Okay, thank you sir.
Sorry guys I'm all concentrated and shit. I should probably head towards the middle area. Lift.
Yeah, learning a new game and reading chat is always the worst.
It's hard to concentrate on this shit.
You okay though?
Fuck.
See ya! Okay then. Oh fuck. Can you put a...
Air assault this guy?
Yeah, I'll take some. Oh shit, I'm at 37. What do you got? Oh, wait a minute. You hit it?
Oh shit I'm at 37 what do you got?
Uh...32
Alright take this Oh shit got him
Oh my god he crushed me right there
I need my food Oh my god, he crushed me right there. Who the fudge is this? This guy here.
I cracked him once, he's a good supplier.
Oh, he can loot...
He's trying to loot items off you. Gotcha.
Did he straight up? I think he did, yeah
he looted some stuff on me, gotcha. So that was one of those dudes
I've seen them on YouTube and shit
Yeah
Is it a player or is it? It's the player who can pickpocket you to take items off your inventory
yeah, so that guy was like sitting there
We have lots of stuff
and
seen among you too I'm not a liar.
Oh, people here!
Run on me, run on me!
Hold on we're dealing with PVEs. Come back, come back, come back for me.
There's gonna be no one to deal us.
These spiders that will face us?
To the left or up top?
Up top to the right.
Oh you mean north? Yeah. up top to the right
uh... that's what happens this guy is trolling me and taking all my arrows.
I have eight.
Kind of funny. Is that something they normally do?
No, I don't know.
I have no idea.
I peed him.
Maybe you're getting your arrows back to you then.
Right here, right here. Ready?
I'll peek this.
Right here!
Oh, it's a warlock.
Don't get close to me, don't get close, don't get close!
Yeah! I don't even know what hit me.
Shit! Barbarians? I mean, it didn't look like it. It looked like he was looking the other way.
Yeah this hasn't gotten too much different the last time I remember.
Gotta get another perk at least.
Alright.
What's the next one I'm supposed to get?
I guess I should be putting traps in. jam
spear perk Spear perk?
I don't think you can get a spear though.
Reload Perks. hmm Give him a spear.
Let me find one.
No, let's go just beer mastery though i got reload I don't have a spear anywhere.
I'm not using Spearastery. Let's roll. Okay.
Only got a second perk they can use okay so I'm gonna go check out the other side. Maybe it's just...
So, are you gonna queue or just troll us dude?
What the fuck I pressed ready earlier
is it unready for some reason when I look at something?
Yeah if you went somewhere else if you
want to like stash everything it's ready everybody up man what's wrong
with you i thought i was ready already bet
and you didn't know damn perfectly I will say though like a hundred percent like if you were to play this game at 8pm there's a 50% chance
it's a much better experience. uh in the morning
i think you're doing great though I'm just gonna keep cutting out.
Double Ranger is pretty shit.
Give me something sooner or later.
What you talking about bro?
Devil Hunter Druid one time in the 3D world
during World Warcraft season
So what I mean by filled up lobbies with newer players that would actually happen.
Like you can't do it like that.
Here we get empty lobbies or people who kind of know how to play
you're playing dark and darker right now so Oh, you big old... I'm gonna get a bagel.
What kind of bagel? Egg.
Okay, okay... And egg and lettuce okay what
with hot sauce on it egg and lettuce?
Another thing?
Make it happen.
How fast?
Not yet, though.
Ask him.
I had a tomato and a fish.
In what?
In the bingo. You about to have a bagel with hot sauce and lettuce.
Slimmer would you like to have a bagel that has egg in it and lettuce?
I guess.
I'd like a bagel with cream cheese and salami.
That's my shit. cream cheese and salami. That's my shit.
Cream cheese, and salami?
Alright it's gotta be my last run!
It'd be late,
I've been around for 11 hours.
We're playing fucking Dark Underground.
You should try this game called DayZ!
Yeah you should download that shit tomorrow by the way.
Probably never play it.
Died to someone with night vision goggles today in A2 and I was like,
I'm up for this shit.
It wasn't- no no no no.
It wasn't a guy with night vision goggles
it was three fucking Iron a guy with night vision goggles. It was three fucking Iron Man
suits with night vision, okay?
Two of them, yeah.
Whatever the fuck. Two, three.
And they're walking
around here in night vision dub.
Iron Man suits.
I was excited to get on because you were by where I was. I don't know if you're on the same server, but I had the two filaments and the other shit.
Oh, that's right. You got me?
Could you guys just show me in the mouse or...
Got no one. I am not going to show shit.
I'm done with it.
I already saw the other solid too.
Behind you!
He's reinstalling it before he can play.
Have you ever installed the game and just played 10 times more?
Yeah yeah yeah
I've been done with the game for like 3 weeks so far
That's what i'm actually done with the game for like three weeks so far. Nah, nah, I'm actually done with it though.
I'm already done with it.
Bad job.
Not bad. okay I have one of the money. Okay, that's your plan.
Yeah today I got probably one of my craziest clips ever in DayZ and it's all the same K.
What can I say bro? I'm pushed to my limits of just like annoying things happening in DayZ.
Thank you. Two suit guys at fucking A2 on the mosque, it's just like...
Thank you but but that would be good.
So it's F if you don't want to shoot by the way Jared.
You'll pull the string back and don't want to shoot?
Yeah yeah yeah.
I thought you knew, sorry. I don't know shit. so I'm gonna try this with the next guys. yeah it was just shooting arrows bro yeah dude uh bro.
Yeah, dude, the night vision... So you take
moldy bread? Is that what my
freaking E is?
The night vision in A2 ruined me today.
Ow!
Not me, man.
Not me.
My dude Kevin shot you in the fucking head.
Literally on your head. There's an archer there, bro!
No it wasn't me, it was the archer.
The evil archer.
That man is just gonna blame me for everything dude every arrow in somebody it's my fault oh yeah okay so so so so Oh, missed two shots.
Catch out of these fools! That's how these rolls.
You only headshot them.
It almost sounded like the sound of Joe.
They shot me in the head! Sure, they can only shoot you right now.
Oh I get it!
Just got the headshot. I just got it, I was like...
I haven't seen it, but...
Ooh, medallions here!
Two axes? Okay.
Oh that's a big chest, dude.
Is that crossbow out there?
It's a big ass crossbow there, if you wanna try it...
Let me see if i have any... Do you have any bolts?
No? Should find some.
Crossbow's dope.
Man, shit.
Any taking?
I wish I could break this.
Don't break these guys!
Nevermind. Looks like It comes with one bolt?
I'm gonna try to break that
It's got bolts in it now I guess they're in the box, let me know.
Oh! Oh wait, it's Phil's guy!
They just got one fish on, dude.
There's a guy?! Yeah, he ran past you, Alton. I got one push out, dude. Was it guy?
Yeah, there was another person on the snip walkout here once.
He must have been kinda low HP, I'm assuming.
He's right here, I shot him at him.
Oh well, he'm getting fucked!
What do you have?
Garbage it looks like...
Spellbook...
And a gold candelabra. White boots on the skelly, green.
Got a campfire right here.
Hunting trap there... She said putting a field bat in there would be best. Can I hit you for a second?
What'd she say, man?
Let me heal for a second. We have fire but it's already over.
Jacky, do you have a campfire set down? No, I took his...
You took his fire and put it down?
Yeah.
There's an extract here...
Oh god, this is gonna be hard okay guys?
Why?
Oh fuck! This thing right here. This is gonna be hard, okay guys? Why?
Oh fuck. This thing right here.
I don't like any of the words coming out of your mouth right now dude.
Oh that big fucking...
What do we do then?
I dunno, I'll triple shot it and you triple shot it and then kill her bro.
Can we leave a trap for it? No right?
A pvp trap? No.
Let me triple shot first so we don't get in each other's way
Pull it closer so we don't get in each other's way Oh fuck One arrow there
Run back this way Oh my god! last Oh my god. Why is it still making noises? Is that his death noise? Yeah.
Let's see how many arrows he has in him.
Can we split arrows?
Yeah, right?
Let's get them.
I'm gonna go with the crossbow.
Okay.
I'll just use this one.
I don't know if you can see it.
It's a little bit of an angle.
I think it's a good angle. I like it. Let's see how many arrows he has in him. Can we split arrows?
I mean, how many do you have? I got 23 extra right now.
Come here and sit. Sit right here. I'll put seven back on him.
Alright, let's do it.
I still have a fire place also.
How many arrows does that take? i still have a fire place also
how many hours was that then 24 hours i have 21 right now no i mean how many do we have in this motherfucker like at that point there's
24 i think yeah i guess i could take those back.
I have 22 total. Yeah. I think 24 hours to kill that monster.
We're good, we're good.
Yeah he's actually tough.
He was fucking me- he only hit me one time for all I know like half my health.
You got me good too, I go to it on my way out
yeah i'll have a secondary weapon now. Because I picked up that crossbow
We'll take this when it goes up soon
Actually can we go up anytime? No right?
Is that to leave-leave?
can you go any time?
it'd be nice if I could just crash into one at a time
and then come out
oh yeah, we can leave anytime with this lever.
Holy s***!
There's still everything here in the league...
Mid-backs I'm in backs.
We're trying to get as much XP as we can. I'm moving here.
Another candelabra, if you can take it... Oh, let We should just go back, we should leave.
They start to freeze and it's so there's another door here
Smokers do though one One guy steals it, we all die.
Fair enough I'm coming back to you.
You're the wrong way.
Come here man You're the wrong way.
Why on the mini-map does it look like an entrance on the other side? And that side looks like a wall.
I think they go through downstairs.
See what he did? I thought we needed to jump and we missed it or some shit bro.
Yeah, I was going to say my game froze and you scared the shit out of me.
Was that our first extract?
Or like a second?
That's our first all together.
I died the first time you two extracted, then Jared has extracted three times now because he got the one where we froze
Yeah that was good
Who do i sell this shit to? Collector
All collector? What about weapons?
Just like jewelry, like type of weapon smith
for like weapons and armor
Do i just put the gold in my stash?
Uh, yeah for now. Actual gold coins?
... I'm gonna go back to the main room.
Yeah, they're saying you sold quest items
but it's okay
you can just find more. Wait what are the quest items I need to keep?
Also, rapier. Rapiers is a really good item you sold.
Yeah but fuck that.
I'm making money right now bro, I don't need to get any items.
Really? Is it Money king in this game?
Uh, yeah...
What should I be keeping for quests?
Cobalt ears or some shit? keeping for quests? Uh...
Cobalt Ears or some shit?
I think it says quest item on it.
I think so.
Where would it say it?
Gears King.
Not too sure sure i think like
i think it no doesn't i just sell jewelry to the guy and if
this is if it looks weird like ears or some shit, I just keep it.
Okay.
I actually have no idea about the quest, to be honest. It's an enemy? Maybe you sell gear too.
Armor?
Weaponsmith.
Weaponsmith...
I spent everything I made on that run on arrows.
You bought a bunch of arrows? You start with 40
every time, and then what? Yeah, I have 60...
I have 70-something on arrows.
Oh! One or more. Yeah, I like to shoot
a lot of arrows.
... And then you put all your money in your stash? Oh shit, I don't have time to do that my bush
I gotta go I have to wake up fucking early for a haircut thingy
alright geez yeah maybe I'll try this tomorrow.
Maybe I'll fucking hate it.
I'm not sure.
It was fun honestly man.
Maybe I'll watch professional ranger gameplay
in the current meta and see how they play
one guy I really
uh
one guy I really like to like who's the best
in my opinion is I think think it's Jay Griffey.
Like he's that guy
to look up shit for. He's sick.
Jay Griffey, okay.
Bro do I have to put all this gold in my stash after I sold everything?
What am I supposed to do?
All right guys.
I'll catch you tomorrow.
Later Jerry brother man.
All right.
You too dude.
All right. You guys go hang out with Kevin while he's learning this shit you guys can go hang out
at this motherfucker
alright guys thank you for chilling tonight
appreciate it sorry about the lack of talking towards the end of the night,
but not only am I tired,
but fucking learning a game and interacting is a little bit rough.
So I appreciate you guys chilling out.
I'm sure you guys are spouting off all the right things to do and shit but
um yeah
I mean we did kill
some people but I feel like we didn't really get any good
raids tonight because uh I don't know i guess you got to
play at a certain time it just didn't seem like anybody was around in the games except for street
cyphers so i'm not sure.
But we'll see how it goes tomorrow.
Maybe we'll play it during the normal hours and see if that does better.
It's kind of a time,
it's a rough time to judge the game,
you know,
to be fair.
So I understand,
I understand,
I understand. Yeah, but that's To be fair. So I understand. I understand. I understand. Yeah but
that's the end of DayZ just for a little bit.
I think the passing through on DayZ is done for
a little and then we're gonna start
figuring out what the fuck we're playing and
looking for the new main so... Online 2, I thought it looked
pretty cool to be honest with you but
whatever.
I'm about to look up
videos on both of them.
Guys thank you for chilling. Have a good night.
Thanks for all the support today and keeping
the chat moving and all that shit. Be cool to Kevin.
That's my boy in real life. He's fucking
down to play any game we decide to play so
you gotta respect it.
But yeah, thanks for
chilling guys. I'm going to catch you guys
on the stream a little later today.
Later dudes. Okay.