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Feel tired of asking for help
I'm studying for a job
I can always see inside me You're not that far so is is always to Our destination, the galaxy of dreams.
Estimate time of arrival... I don't know.
Please fasten your seat belts and get ready for takeoff so so so so so so so is I feel it ease when you talk
Each painful knot is untwisted
Youth matured more than a thought
My destiny has spoken
This is what happened
Damn, I don't want to live Life's kept so This is what I've been wanting.
Why did the lies get so wrong?
I wanna be you, wanna be your soul heart. so so so every time so so like Sorry about that, chat. Discuss podcast services This is planet liquidity.
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Alright guys what's going on? Thank you so much for tuning into the stream. Good morning, good afternoon, good evening!
How ya' guys doing? What's goin' on dudes? Sad, don't be sad. You'll be alright brother. I'll cheer you up man. I gotcha. He suddenly reacts to the drama.
Listen, obviously you guys all know what the fuck is going on and I don't really know
what to fucking say to make you feel better about it. You know what I mean?
You know, there's a...
You know, the internet's moral compass is tough to keep up with.
You gotta be an S-tier human
and I would hate to say something that makes me seem you gotta be an S-tier human. And, uh...
I would hate to say something that makes me seem like
I'm not, you know? So, I really just
want to keep playing video
games, you know?
And, uh... And, uh... you know and uh and uh and she'll do my thing
but uh Yeah, man. I'm just hoping for the best to be honest. What can I say?
Hoping for the best for everybody. Alright, let's do this. Yo, Coyote.
Thanks for the five by the way man.
Some love by the way.
I appreciate you.
Kurt Russell thanks for the five gifted subs.
Mucho love.
Hope you enjoy dude.
The people who got the gifted subs. Much love. Hope you enjoyed, dude. The people who got the gifted subs.
Much love, brother. Appreciate you, dude.
Hope you're doing good, Kurt.
Always a pleasure seeing you around, man.
Put me in your next movie I will never stop Like roots under the ground
Anchored here to stay
Ain't ever coming down
Not even halfway
Any update on your R32?
What's up, brother?
Not still chillin' in the garage man
Still goin through this part of life
that's getting to
a close pretty soon and then I'm gonna be
kinda... Yeah. To be honest, there's not really gonna be
too many updates. I'll be giving you guys a bunch of pictures
eventually. I mean, yeah. I gotta wash my car so that's what I but I'll be giving you guys a bunch of questions that she'll mention.
I mean, yeah.
I gotta wash my car so that's what I gotta do.
The STI needs to go to a car wash, man.
Car wash is making me nervous, man. I be honest i'm just gonna say it right now i don't feel comfortable going to car washes
i'm just gonna say it i don't really know why
kind of a scary thing huh it's not like i'm scared of the car wash i don't even know what it is. Like,
I'm scared I'm going to go up in the thing and fuck it all up
and like not do the shit right or press the wrong fucking buttons.
People are waiting for me in line.
Like,
I don't know dude,
just something about it that I just don't want to,
like I'm intimidated by
it big time.
Yeah,
that's why I've always hand-washed my car.
That's
yeah.
I like going to those, you know what car washes I do like?
The ones where you go park in the little squares and just do the shit yourself. Shhh!
I like those ones.
Those are cool.
It's like,
Do your own fucking thing.
No one's really waiting on you.
Go pick up some quarters
or it used to be a bunch of quarters.
I used to go with my dad we said wash the jeep in the truck and
we bring a bunch of towels um yeah we'd all dry the thing off after um because my dad you know he wasn't paying for
the drying thing we could drive this bitch off of towels get to work boys
get all around and dry everything off.
Hey, Agatha. What's up? Alright dude. The R32 and the STI is bad man.
It really needs a lot of work.
Yeah I need some love.
Your take on drama is why it would be my favorite stream of the year.
Listen man, I didn't always have to take...
...I had to step into my own fucking drama to realize
how much it didn't make me feel good when I was a part
of it. So I try
to really stay out of as much as possible.
But on video games tv shows movies
i'm all over it and people hate me enough for that
some of you they cry baby you're always crying
at the end of the day man if I'm crying about video games. Not a big deal. We're all
going to make it. You know?
We can talk some shit
to each other and no one's hurt.
I like that shit. so we're gonna keep that shit.
But at the same time, like I said before...
...I really hope for the best.
Yo Gamble,
thanks for the 20 gifted subs man.
A lot of money there sir.
A lot of people getting some
adless experience. No more ads bros the worst odds
about dodgeball players in the group right off the bat the first 20. uh hope you guys enjoy
thank you so much gamble man i appreciate. I appreciate you, brother man.
Joe Black, thank you sir! Appreciate you gifting some subs too, man.
Much love and thanks for always coming through. It's always cool to see your name.
Appreciate ya.
A lot of people's names, dude
Thank you so much for always showing up. Everybody who shows
up at the beginning of a stream I like to show you guys
some love every once in awhile. Thank you for coming
through to the channel.
It's always dope to have people
still
want to continue to check out the content
and provide
me a good spot on the platform
for others to check matches. So you guys are dope.
Thank you everybody, Revolt, CPOTS, everybody dropping the subs,
I'll call out a few
of you guys' mock.
I see you man.
Thank you brother Splash.
Thank you brother Clurbs.
Masterful.
Oni Jabroni.
Hornet Payton.
Enzo. Hold on, I'm going to gonna reread that thanks for the reset yo fun 57 my guy my guy thank you so much thank you so much
for uh committing for so long and being here for so long.
I appreciate that, brother.
The triple digits is always
craziest in the net. Thank you, brother.
A heart right back at you.
Yo, manchalan!
Sit fat down south. No know, sitting fat down south.
No, so sitting fat down south!
Sitting fat down south!
Thank you for the Prime Soap. Appreciate you using that here man.
I like your name. Yo, Epic Angel
thank you. Zion Tomer what's going on? Thank you, Zion.
Tomer, what's going on?
Thank you for the three years, by the way.
Gratitude on your new sub badge.
Hope you enjoy it, dude.
Yo, Lazy Bob, player two entered.
What's going on, brother?
Yo, Ascension, Chocolate, Royal, welcome to the squad.
Thank you so much.
Appreciate you, sir.
Thanks for using your prime here, man.
Yeah.
Chocolate and Ascension, thank you so much as well guys again Uh 75 months of ascension
Millisaur
Poiple dude
Why isn't this drink purple? Yo. Poseidon
Rostov
Sean Perry
Livewire- okay fucking hell
Why did so many guys do that today
Holy fuck I gotta reread those, then
I got fat. Okay, I gotta reread some of these donuts.
Admittedly, those went in one ear right out the other.
I am so very sorry, I'm rereading
those. Gusher Blunt. That's
Gusher Blunt. That's... Gusher Blunt.
How would you make a Gusher Blunt? I can see it
actually. Okay.
Ha ha ha!
I can see it.
I'd be more like a fruit roll-up Blunt, but you know...
Hey, fuck it.
The more complicated the better, I guess.
Yo, GusherBlunt. Thank you so much.
Appreciate the gift, Gusman.
How many was that, bro?
Wait, how many is it?
50, brother!
50, brother!
Hey man, thank you so much, bro.
I appreciate it.
That's a lot of money, dude. That's a real lot of money. Thank you so much for that. I appreciate it a lot. That's a lot of money dude
That's real on them. Thank you
Thanks for dropping
Your hard-earned dollars in the channel like that rather than people who watch the stream best that school sweatman
Thank you bro through again a lot, man. Thank you bro, for real. Again, a lot of money dude.
Thank you brother.
That's your blunt guys, that's your blunt.
That's the name.
Okay, x. You okay?
You good? You alright?
We cool?
X?
Okay, listen.
Alphors, people gotta realize this place is drama free
Unless you're a game dev
Then you'll get shit on while complaining about the game
They're never screwed, bro
Your game
And game devs are never safe around these parts, okay?
Oh man. I lay into the games.
But like dude, I play games every fucking***ing day and I think no matter what if you're doing something
everyday-I talked about this last time okay? No matter what alright? If you do something a lot. You are going to be more passionate than someone else who doesn't do it a lot at all, right?
Right! You'll be more passionate about building buckets and i know i said the same thing last time
but for real i don't tell a lot of people this
yeah i'm gonna tell you guys at At one point in my life,
I needed to get a job
before
I got something that I wanted
It was right before Howie's
it was right before square enix
i had a job for very little time where we would build buckets it was a
bucket building factory okay and you would have your they would just put you in a spot.
And you would do that same shit the entire day.
Eight hours?
I can't tell you how fucking slow
eight hours
crawled as a
bucket builder, okay?
Crawled.
Alright?
Uh... wrong. Alright? The one that
sucked the most was when the bucket
was almost all the way built,
and you would have just a long piece
that was what you would hold the bucket by
and
shit tons of buckets in a row.
You'd grab it, you'd put it into the little
bro for not
trying to make you guys give me the little fucking green dude.
The fucking...
How do I explain this?
It goes into like a wedge.
You know? And then you have to
fucking push the
bucket and yank it
and lock it in place
Then put on the other side
Lock it in place, and multiple times in a row, my fucking hands
would be raw at the end of the day.
Oh man you had to really get used
to that and like do it a lot
oh bro I was gone from that bitch in a week
I think I was gone no no two days oh it's so embarrassing
then I remember this now haven't thought about this in a long time
i haven't thought about this in a long time yeah
two days.
And the money was pretty good!
It's like probably- I think it was the best money I'd ever made actually
But I just like... fuck how long these days are they are stupid long
yeah it was wild as well interesting experience though so yeah buck Wow. Interesting experience, though.
So yeah, bucket builder for two days.
Yeah, bro, I actually...
Dude, I forgot about that
for a long time
some of my friends actually went and got the job with me and stayed there for
like like for a long time.
Um,
so yeah,
me,
I went to Howie's Game Shack and was doing computer work
not computer work
honestly,
I was a janitor.
But I would log...
What's your name?
What's your name?
Salty Commander.
How much time you want?
Ten bucks.
Go pick your station log in good to go unless you want to play a console you know what i mean then i got to go load
up the game throughout parties said saturday parties
i should have been paid more.
You'd have some kids in the party
that couldn't stay on a game for longer than two minutes.
You got giant lines because it's Saturday
you're getting normal traffic, right?
And then you're dealing with the party
and the kids who want their game
changed every fucking three minutes.
Right?
Really, we had a rule where it was like you had to stick on the game for 15 or something like that. Or 10 minutes, something like that. I think it was a rule.
I can't remember. It's been awhile. Um, yeah so this is like 11, 12 years ago even a little bit more actually
because that was the end of it right so like 14 15 years ago because I stayed there I was
at Alex for three and a half years before I moved to Colorado.
Yeah, so... You know, listen, you know,
I learned the value of a dollar you know what I mean
for sure and I'm glad I did to be honest
from 18
to 25
I held some jobs, you know.
Learned to be broke.
One of the most embarrassing moments in life is actually at a Chipotle when I couldn't pay for me and another person's meal.
And they offered it up for free, and I told them that I would go to the ATM to get some out, and I just him I would go to the ATM
to get some out,
and I just never went back.
And then I knew
that I could never go back
to that Chipotle again.
Don't let today's drama distract you from the ChippoPlay mishap of 24.
Sex, tacos? Instead of three? Something doesn't add up. up Anyways, I don't know why the fuck I started talking about any of that.
Don't let this drama distract you from the fact
that someone ate beans
and some guy put...
Oh, B, shut the fuck up, man.
Are you ever going to drop this?
This beans in a dick thing?
Yeah, I remember when the most watched game section on twitch was whether
would weather whatever either you or lyric were playing thanks for always being there hey yo pop
young thanks bro i appreciate you man much love for the Fiverr. Hell yeah.
Good times.
Good times.
Yeah,
I remember Lyric
always being the goal
and always
and always
being super jealous
of Lyric,
right?
And always telling myself
like,
I need to catch up to him you know what i mean um good
times man um hear many more moons than that x me by the way.
Hold on, I'm gonna reread that. Thanks for the donation by the way brother, appreciate it.
I'm going to reread that in a second here
because we keep overlapping each other
me and this fucking Brian guy Yeah yeah moffs mock rinsler
mafrenzler thank you so much the five gifted subs i appreciate you brother
yo welcome uh all five of you guys to the squad sorry for getting that's a little late
uh i don't know how we started the life talking.
Appreciate you, brother.
Thank you so much.
Thank you so much.
Yeah, Deep Sip, thanks for the prime sub, by the way, man.
Welcome to the squad.
Yeah, totally makes sense why they hired you
to use your head size to help from the form of bucket
okay okay dude that was actually one of the hardest things to do was putting like
the rubber liner on the inside top of the bucket. They had, like,
a special tool to do it.
Uh...
The trainer
had to specifically
sit there with you
for quite some time
to try to teach you.
It was horrible, bro.
That shit would hurt
the middle of your hand
because of the tool you would use. So at hand because of the tool you use.
So at the end of the day,
The middle of your hand is just fucking raw
Oh dude that's a fuckin' job
I forgot about that until you said that
Don't let todays drama distract you from the Chipotle mishap of 24
6 tacos instead of 3, something
doesn't add up. Joe Bobo thanks for
the fire man appreciate you Bill. Good to see
you sir yeah it was my 69th month sub day.
Been here many more moons than that.
Thanks for always keeping the streams like OG Twitch.
No BS, no drama.
Just some love.
Thank you, man.
Thank you, Big Mike.
Appreciate you, bro.
Been a pleasure having you around all this time.
And yeah, man, too many more years chilling together, brother.
Appreciate you. Thank you so much for the support, man.
God damn it. 69 months?
He's like, today's the day.
What a fucking reunion.
What a fucking...
What a celebratory
day, man.
Yo, Frye! Oh, man, I didn't hear your nails.
Somehow, my brain raced that one
right through the fucking brain,
right? Right through the head.
Ah! I didn't hear that shit at all.
Didn't hear that shit at all Frye.
It was great.
That's fantastic.
Motherfucker
Thanks for the support man.
Pleasure Fry, it's always a pleasure dude
I was graced.
Blessed on that one.
Sometimes my brain can turn off donations by accident,
and it did it for that one.
It didn't hear the nails. Oh, did I see thoughts?
My bad, brother.
My bad.
My bad, dude.
Let me go back.
Let me go back.
I must go back.
Okay. Let's go back. Oh yeah bro, if you're a game dev though...
It's quite the fucking opposite in this bitch.
At least we still got our streamer manager
right chip oakley i knew we would check this out one day
invoice on its way bro bro he probably just gave that food to someone like
employee gave that food to someone like your employee probably took it home by the way thank you again
i saw your name again i just had to say it mr avatar missed a good old days when he was giving
me their games yo you know i'm still yeah shut up mr avatar watch me destroy
people today okay watch at least we've still got our streamer thanks for always being here
and being such a good influence for the boomers and the youth I'm loving listen I appreciate
the praise bro
much love
thanks for
the mad respect
brother
oh man
I gotta slap
myself after
something like
that though
um gamble on Gusher Blunt just I gotta slap myself after something like that though. Um, Gamblum
Gusher Blunt just wanna say thank you
to you two guys again for uh support
like that. FatTatDad big shoutout man good
to see ya again brother and i appreciate you brother
Also little piggy ah little piggy bro that's like another
that's like another level dude are you like it's's gotta be one of the...
You gotta be like top 20.
You gotta be.
129 months?
What? gotta be. 129 months? That's crazy, brother.
That's up there
up there.
That's like the top of... that's the top
of Shensha's life. You've been here for
just a very, very short time.
Thanks so much for that.
WHY?! so much for that nails nails nails why you should shut up i'm skipping that you shut up
see pots thank you by the way. Appreciate you.
Thank you for the mad respect.
Yeah but- AHHHHH! Listen...
I'm an influence.
Sometimes a good influence, honestly sometimes a piece of shit. You know how it goes.
Like I said man...
Game devs hate me some Some fucking viewers absolutely hate me, right?
So there's some good and bad.
Let's play some games. Let's get on Discord and get some nice rants.
Listen dude I like to take praise with a little bit of you know reality check
That's just something that I like to do
Tal goes...
Ehhhhh I appreciate you guys all being so fucking nice by the way You guys have all been pretty nice today
Overly nice, by the way
Chill out a little bit
Chill out a little bit making my head make
my head bigger than it normally is Oh, Chuck
Jagan. That means a lot to me, brother.
It does do. Thank you, brother. It does do thank you, brother.
I appreciate you man.
Do it doing me a big service bro the word of mouth,
you know the word amount thanks Bro one G
I want to start streaming but I find myself always waiting for some perfect moment to start it off. Some advice please if you can?
You always wait for some perfect moment to start it off.
Yeah, give yourself a fucking time and then you know that's your perfect moment to start it off yeah give yourself a fucking time and then you know that's
your perfect moment boom i want to start at this time today and every day following it
if he can't understand me i don't know what your schedule's like. Um...I mean dude, create a schedule!
Stick to it. Be your own boss.
I don't know how to ex-you know what I mean?
You wanna st-oh wait you're s-
Wait, I want to start streaming.
Oh okay, I thought this was more of a motivation question like I can't
start everyday but you want to start for the first time
and your just waiting for a moment.
I mean, why don't you make that perfect moment at the end
of video game research
on what game
you want to start off?
Go through some youtube videos do a little research right maybe just maybe watch some twitch streams or
something on some games you're interested in and be like
when you decide on a game that you want to spend maybe
a hefty amount of time on,
then you're like, okay,
maybe let's just give it a gander.
Yeah, also telling your friends
is a huge deal.
What I did was
I had a couple buddies of mine who were
just video game players
at Howie's Game Shack
actually.
What do you call those? Uh what's it called?
What do you call those?
What do you call your fucking everyday
people that come through again?
Why am I forgetting this?
Regulars, thank you. Why am I not remembering that?
Yeah there were regulars at Howie's
so I saw them all the time
Obviously I had a couple buddies
They'd come watch the stream and just having those couple dudes in there to talk
to me about it afterwards sometimes or to to watch it in that moment um is a huge deal telling your
friends and family about as you usually if you're part of any...
Yeah, that's just to lighten
some of the mindset a little bit
and maybe just give you a viewer or two.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, man.
Just pick a game. Maybe tell a couple friends to come check out the stream and make that your time.
And bro it's not gonna be as exciting as you. You know what I mean?
It's like, you're going to start out and probably not get any viewers
Don't treat it like this big epic moment because
it might just be a day of playing video games
And you try something day playing video games, you know?
And you try something. Don't look at viewer count.
Ah, don't listen to that bro.
Stare at that thing.
Stare at it.
When you're new... You're brand-new
I stare right at that viewer.
Why not know when someone comes through?
Why not be the first person to engage a chat?
You can!
Not everyone feels comfortable with that.
You know,
you don't need to do it.
Instead of calling out a single
person, just
call out anyone in chat as a whole.
Yo, anyone chilling in chat?
Want to say what's up?
Feel free to type, you know, or something like that.
You know, you'll come up with some shit.
You don't necessarily need to call him out individually, hey yo Mindspray I noticed you just joined the channel what's going on how are you why are you here? here.
Oh yeah, big lurker from the war z days oh my goodness
yo can we get some one g's in the chat can we get
some one gs in the chat for jay don sup jay don sup please block it up
farm man lock it up mind spray didn't mean to call you out i just saw your name man so
i use you i used your name your name. Sorry. I seen you.
I seen you.
Yeah, J-Dom. Thanks, brother.
I'm gonna read it right now. War Z days though.
Right off the bat. That's the good days, bro.
That's when we quit
competitive Counter Strike
The only thing they even got me on the map
on Twitch to just have fun
playing War Z and then THAT
got me the viewers, That was crazy times, man!
Yeah I feel like I grew up watching you.
I'm 23 now and uh thought I'd show my favorite streamer some love
and get some 1Gs in the chat. You damn right we can get some 1Gs in the chat for you brother.
J-Dawg chat for you, brother. For you.
For you, man. Actually,
keep it going, chat. I'm gonna get some more blocks.
Thank you so much, bro. I appreciate you, man.
Hopefully we didn't fuck you up over here and you turned out to be a good dude.
You know what I'm saying?
Sounds like it turned out to be.
I appreciate you, brother.
Thank you so much for supporting me that night.
That's a lot of money.
And you're young, so no more those mothafucka okay?
Bro thank you bro. Appreciate ya dude and thanks for being around for so long man
Hell yeah. Too many more years of you coming through whenever the fuck you want man
I'll be here
dude we're not playing video games you guys are distracting me my mind spray
thanks for the five giftos i appreciate you viking warfist thanks to
the five gift does i appreciate you yo welcome guys
to the squad hope you guys guys enjoy. That's from
Viking Warfist and Mind Spray.
Hope
you guys, uh... Thank you so much, guys, for
scoring like that. Out of curiosity,
is there a Mind Spray in here with an E for the A?
Something in front of the name maybe?
No I'm pretty sure
I saw your name actually. You're the only one
Yeah okay, I saw your name then. I was just making sure
Yeah, seen your name in the chat
and I used you as an example
I'm sorry to do that to you, bro.
And thank you so much for the gift does, brother.
I type a lot of sorry. No man man don't be sorry about that
yeah I'm grateful for it thank you brother Where's this background from?
Tengen Toppa Guren Lagen.
Commonly known as
Guren Lagen, or TTGL
You can look it up, it's an anime.
One of my favorites, about 27 episodes.
It's super good.
25? I was a miner, but we'll keep that between us. I've been watching you
for like eight years. Just graduated college
and got a job. I might have donated to you
back when I was a miner, but
we'll keep... Okay, well of course.
He's a copper miner chat, right? The one who mines.
Alright, chill.
Thank you
so much, brother. I appreciate you, my man. Thanks for being around
here for so long.
You could have just said a youngster
motherfucker.
You could have just said
youngster.
Appreciate you, bro. Thanks so much. I'm here since the people were only pizza Brooklyn style days.
I enjoyed being one of the guys helping you with Dark Souls 2 back in the day.
No shit! No shit! Man, I'm sorry for how much you must have had to help me back then dude.
Hey man thank you so much for the five brother man i appreciate you pepperoni pizza brooklyn style good times that was uh arma arma 3 RP, right?
I'm pretty sure.
It was called something.
What was that called, chat?
That stand?
Something a stand?
Alt-Slam That tan... Stan is... Something as Stan. Altus Life
is what it was.
What am I...
What was I thinking of?
Altus Life.
Yeah!
Oh,
was Takasan Life one too?
Okay, okay, okay, gotcha. I don't think I played that one though but I do remember it
and then I remember after Altus
Life
I remember
watching Lyric play
Armor 3 Life, I think.
Right? Was that what it was?
Yeah. Good times. Good times. I wasn't into RP back then
I got into RP with GTA
because to me, GTA was the ultimate fucking
RP game. And in fact when
GTA RP
I'm gonna reread that rabbit
I'ma read that
When GTA first came to RP, it had like 20- what? 24 people on the server.
I think is what it was.
Imagine that whole city dude.
And then imagine that pressure on you individually to like bring the fucking good RP heat.
You know what I mean?
Being a fucking one of the 24 slots.
Like shit. one of the 24 slots. Like, shit, man.
That sucks.
Alright, let me see this shit.
Rabid Heat... I almost called you
Rabid Heat, Rabid Head. What's up brother?
Alright, brother!
Your stream single-handedly got me through military school
back in 2015, 2017 and now
through my adult years.
No shit, Rabbit Head.
No shit man.
Hey thank you so fucking much bro.
I appreciate that bro.
I appreciate that man.
Man dude. Damn dude. Rabid heat!
Thank you, man. Appreciate it bro. Much love to you, bro.
Thanks for chillin' out here, man. Too many more years chillin', hopefully my man.
Sad that APB is dead was hilarious watching some play.
APB's a dope ass game! I hope one day there's a successor to it
but people forget about that genre because there was only game-one game that made the genre.
Oh shit man, hold on.
Been a long time following and happy to find more such
Alright thank you man I appreciate it brother
Love this community and laughs and the vibes
Much needed when I was in Afghanistan
Many years ago Thank you so much for your service brother but everybody will
appreciate you guys thanks so thank you brother and uh yeah man pleasure having
you thank you so much for subbing today and dropping the fiver.
And yeah, man, to be honest with you, hopefully many more years chilling each other.
I can remember that name pretty easily, I think.
I think I got that shit.
Thanks brother.
Um... I just started learning how to play Piano Summit.
What's your favorite A chord?
Whaaaaa...
You did-
What is an example of a-
What is an acorn?
I'm sorry.
I don't know music very well.
How do I...
Is that something I can explain
or just someone fucking with me?
Acorn.
Oh, is that like a joke on the thing?
Ah. Gotcha. Why you fucking with me man?
Alright let's do this shit. That's my cue!
To play video games.
Gotta restart my DTSA, though.
Poor Sam. You know what I'm gonna do i'm a dumbass
i thought that was like uh he made it seem like if i needed to have my favorite
one like it was like it was something i didn't understand understand Huh. I don't know if the server just restarted. so Oh my god. so so so so been watching you since I was about 15. I'm 25 now and married and still watch my boy on the regular. Love you some some. so. so so so so Here we are watching the female tie her hair back and hold to it on the mail to show she means business hold on what the fuck is he
saying a year is 2012 you just crazy in an ice cold What the fuck did you say?
Crazy!
KLR!
Hey dude. Thanks so much, brother. I appreciate you, dude.
Yeah...
I wouldn't have been playing. I'd be watching people play. But the thing that I liked about Howies is that they encouraged you to talk
to customers and interact with customers, um, to have like a
You know more of like a cool experience I guess from, I guess. I like that about it.
So you can walk up and chill out next to somebody
and, like, watch them play a game
and chit-chat with them a little bit
and it's like you're doing your job a tad.
Here we are watching uh what the mr avatar what i'm gonna reread that but i do appreciate some octo don't know
yo swayze thanks for the tank gift does better than
an appreciate bro always a pleasure good to see you again thank you so much
welcome muscle occurs to the squad hopefully enjoy it Quimby thanks by the
way ah shit out for us okay I'll go back I'll
go back I gotta get KLRs too.
Since we were talking about old times my favorite memory of you to this day is the bigfoot incident alphonse we
looked at this are you saying alpha alpha are you the
same person that donated this to me like a week ago didn't we look at this?
Aww, viewer man.
Listen, I'm gonna try to keep your mind off things like that brother i'm so sorry my man
hope you're doing okay hope the family's doing okay wish you the best and uh
yeah that's a that's a heavy one man that's a real heavy one
and uh yeah man.
We'll try to keep your mind off it and try
to maybe
randomly make you laugh, okay?
Big heart goes out to you there brother man.
I'm so sorry.
And hopefully you don't find it disrespectful if like,
you know, we try to keep the mood lighthearted and stuff
and then try to like you know
appreciate you brother uh klr let me see
i've been watching since i was about 15. i'm 25 now and married
still watch my boy on the regular. Love you, son. Thank you,
KLR. I appreciate you, bro.
Congratulations, man, on
doing your thing
at a young age like that. You're doing well,
bro. Hell yeah, man. My dear dear glad you found the love of your life dude
heck yeah
welcome to the galaxy of dreams
all right let me see come to the galaxy of dreams
all right let me see here all right alpha wars i don't even want to watch it bro it's embarrassing dude It's embarrassing.
It's a time where I'm like,
I'm trying to figure- I'm like baffled
that I didn't headshot this guy. Right?
I'm like let's go back to the fucking clip. Right?
We go about our screenshots whatever
I'm trying to figure out where I shot
that it's not registering. Someone
gives me a picture back with like and it's a picture where I'm aiming at Bigfoot, but
I don't even notice that it's big foot.
I'm just looking at the crosshair placement like bro it's not even what are you
like i'm pretty sure this isn't even the same guy the same picture How often do I play GTA? You're a new viewer. Not too
often, but when I do, I go through for a stint of RP
and I do cops robber shit where I'm the driver
for the gang. we go rob fucking stores
and I do a little bit of racing. And my normal RP
is absolute dog shit. I'm gonna see Um, let's see.
Oh no man. Your RP has gotten better, eh?
Maybe a little.
Hey, Hey Tophs, thanks for the Prime sub by the way man.
Appreciate you brother.
Appreciate that.
Yo Slatschstuess thank you by the way you motherfuckin'
for being here for 1-1-1. 111
You crazy
Thanks brother man slash I appreciate it
Congrats man, congrats
Also I see your 91 91 Sway, you fucking crazy ass.
I know a lot of you guys got some crazy subs.
Swayze thanks for another 10 giftos!
You the real crazy needs to chill out on the giftos.
Welcome back to the i hope you enjoy these
thank you so much for as a man again bro welcome homies welcome home i hope you
guys all enjoyed your time i need to get into a server i was just kind of
i didn't know if i wanted to go into this one or not, but I think we might do.
Actually, I'm thinking of going in another one.
That should be fine. that's for fun
i have been watching you finally after 68 plus hours of fighting the final boss beat him just under 100
plus hours on the DLC so Kai beats the game that everybody's complaining about, that is too hard.
Let's go!
Oh my god. Let's go! An exit too, huh?
Oh you guys are coming. Hold on
You motherfucking beef chalupa i heard that
shit i heard that shit yeah miss my donut by the way love the
daisy grind today's the last day right fuck the content
wayne i don't know man let me go back and see your other dinner real quick
hey this um you guys are all hitting me.
Aw.
Thanks, I appreciate it, Kiri.
Thanks so much.
Thanks to the Fiverr. fire i appreciate you supporting like that i'm glad it's a mutual thing it's a mutual thing because i get the you know
i like to be here to escape reality a little bit too so thank you so much for uh
for choosing to do that here yeah and support on top but thanks so much
still some of the best clips in the hutch clip uh... In there before we knew who he was.
Alright hold on.
And I gotta check out Wayne's and then I gotta check out MrAvatar.
Also Magdelen you motherfuckin'-
You came through too. God damn it dude.
Magdelen good to see you!
Hope everything is good. hope life is treating you well
thank you so much for gifting 10 subs man yeah welcome welcome guys i hope you guys
hope you guys have a good time vengengeance Seat, thank you by the way, motherfucker!
For being here for fucking a million.
Too many of you are just chillin' with YouTube dude.
Yeah, Magdalene, thank you brother.
Appreciate ya man.
God damn it, you guys are dropping too
much money though everyone needs to chill
mac chill yeah been a long time fan just want to say thank you for helping me oh
shit that was already the same one here you know what double read double
read happens double
read
wayne i'm looking for you looking for
you
what the heck
what the fuck yo i'm mad i didn't even
hear yours
i might just have to fucking Yo Ahmed, I didn't even hear yours.
I might just have to fucking...
It was a Biden-Trump down there.
I don't know if I can imitate those. Good. Thank you, Ahmed, I appreciate your brother. Appreciate the support dude.
You know, I'll just play the damn thing. Listen, do y'all wanna listen to that? Fuck it whatever.
While I look for Wayne. Is he even gonna play it? Fuck it, whatever.
While I look for Wayne... Is he even gonna play it?
Gee, he might not even- He might not even play it. Aw fuck.
I have been watching you since I was a baby eating ice cream.
Still eating ice cream.
Thank you again, brother. Listen, I wanted to give you that...
You know? I wanted it make sure it came through, you know?
Ah, appreciate you, Kiri. Thanks.
Thank you, thank you, thank you. Much love right back to you.
Wayne, I don't know where the fudge your other down there is, brother.
Yo, uh... Yo, Yo x7sam by the way
You motherfucker I didn't say thanks for your dono earlier
X7Sam you still here?
There's no way you're still here right this is a while ago
I just noticed that I didn't see this.
He just said yo with fire
Oh man, I wanna say thanks Motherfucker. Sam are you here? X7Sam?
Calling all X7Sams. Appreciate you if you are.
Much love. Sorry for missing that. I'm a dumbass. Not intended.
Never intended. not intended never intended
wayne dude where the there it is man I fucked up on that one, man.
I'm so sorry.
I do watch him a little bit.
I do watch him a little bit.
I will catch him on YouTube every once in a while yeah uh but there's there's quite a few
different people i watched that on uh on daisy so
yeah the followers command is broken, just click your motherfucking name...
Mix?
I don't know if I should call you Dapemix or Dapp-DappeMix
Just click your name here and I'll tell you how much you got.
You ready? I'm gonna get you. I got you here
since I fucked up your name. I owe you.
You've been following since
June 20th, 2021
You have 16 messages here
and your first message ever
here was
First one here. hahaha So, hell yeah.
This dude started out as a first in the channel.
You know what I'm saying?
Okay, Wayne.
Hey, man.
In that 1v4 you had underground,
where's that door to go down? Surrounded by
rocks. I know it ain't incubation
but I can't find it. Thanks.
It's north... So, I'll show you a map
real quick. Oh fuck, I gotta go
maybe beat this dude up? I dunno he'll be fine
he'll be fine, I'm just gonna sit here and wait
I can give you a link to where
I'm looking at a map, but I'll show it
to you real quick first.
I stopped for like six seconds or some shit.
Where is this? Yeah, like five, six seconds.
The dams are
here... the dams are here
and here
I believe
no, no, no
I take that back
I think it's like
wait we figured out I think it's like...
Wait, we figured out that was different.
Right, chat?
They're here and here, aren't they?
No?
That's a pretty normal place.
Let me think here for a second. This is a.
Is this a damn? Yeah, this is a dam isn't No. We figured out that that's not the case.
Right?
You're confusing me now.
I think it's here and here.
No, because the road comes off of it.
Do you guys know?
Next to the mine is the pipe.
So this is the pipe.
Then military, military dam. pipe then military military damn no right I gotta do this run again let me
think
you know that runs from Odendaga. So if I go here then I hit military bridge dam Damn
That's a tough one, bro
To be honest with you
I know that if you go north
There's a damn This is a damn for sure or here something like
that north of uh incubation is a damn thousand percent right around here i think this one
if i had to put money on it this one right here's a damn yeah
it's the one that goes out out.
Oops. So then after that, damn.
Hit a military Is that the lower bridge?
That might no, if that's a normal day. That's the normal bridge.
That's a low bridge so this should should be the other dam, right?
You think yeah, this is a damn
and this is a dam I think
I think
chat any idea I think.
Chat?
Any idea?
I'm about to fucking make this run right now, so we're about to find out.
How do you get into the
bunkers now is
each one's a little bit different.
One's at like a little construction spot and it's in a single door,
little hut.
You walk in there and there's another door and you press a little
thing in there. one of them is they're
like single-door huts around an area the other one is like near to like big kind
of like circle silos next to each, and there's like a single
door hut around that.
The two entrances. There's also a middle entrance at
a yellow... I think it's
a yellow pipe or something
like that. Or no, yellow tower.
Oh man, the Ooh, Pike or something like that. Or no, Yellow Tower?
Oh no the map's kinda confusing.
I know partially on-map and partially from looking at you.
So that's why I don't really know it incredibly well.
Alright, let's make this start easy.
Easier.
What happened to Josh? Um... what happened to Josh? Ummm... What happened to Josh yesterday?
Oh, he ended up getting disconnected.
Rose? That's... Grounds. Gats.
Got the gats.
Hold on, I'm falling behind that dinosaur
I think. Oh shh- I gotta scroll back up.
I gotta watch a fuckin'
donation er-
A fuckin' clip too or something like that too right?
Hold on.
Okay. Hold on. Can't believe I came around just in time-
Oh shit! I don't have time to sit here and bleed out. Shit.
Shit! Shit! No!
Fuck, I'm dead here.
Alright he's not getting any bleitz. I'm just going. I'm dead.
I think I'll just let my guy die here.
Well, maybe we make it work.
Let's try to make it work here.
While he's down, try and make it work.
Man, you thought I was gonna make that mistake didn't you boss man?
No!
Now your red blood. If i don't go down one more, I'm fine. If I tick down one more...
We gotta stop, I think.
Nah, I think we're fine here. Yeah, we're good.
We're gonna make this work. that revolver boy you picked the wrong
fight home skillet the wrong fight man i beat that goofy ass.
Earth, make some Worth. Make some bandages with this, open cans with this...
Light for the tunnels if I need it. Man you dumbass, you had a pretty decent start.
You wristed off for nothing!
Wrists it off for no fucking reason at all!
What a dummy.
Um, what was I doing now?
Think I left my knives there, it's okay.
... Can I loot slower please?
Wait, you talking shit on my fucking looting?
Come on man.
I'm trying to be efficient
a couple uh hooks here' hooks here, couple hooks here.
That just takes time man. I like to also be...
I also like to have my shit
organized in certain ways, right?
Get your
fucking...
Get your live fishing right here get your live fishing god damn Yeah, we're on dead fire now.
I'm looking for a friend...
How the hell do I play this?
You'll find some friends, just gotta look around and make sure you have How the hell do I play this?
You'll find some friends. Just gotta look around, make sure you have voice comms You wanna talk to them right? Try to become friends
Yo man! You want a team up? It's my first day
They might just murder you right there,
or they might take you on a journey.
You never really know in this game
called DayZ.
What? Sorry, I farted through my mouth. What the fuck?
It's okay, it's okay. Thank you for the bear nerve share.
Thank you Twisted by the way.
I just want to say thank you Cheesy, Gordy The Crunch and
KailaniTheTiger appreciate it.
I hope your having a good day too. Thank you so much for supporting like that and
Just in time for the stream. Hey
I'll take it we're gonna be around for awhile Don't you have to wash your hands?
Nah, if you just put gloves on it handles it.
But, if you take your gloves off, handles that. But if you take your gloves off
Your hands still will be bloody
So take that into mind
You can wash your hands
If you want to not make a mistake
For the most part They're're not just taking your gloves off. so all right we got actually a pretty good spawn here.
I like the Tuska spawn to be honest.
Um...I feel it's a little bit more of a rare
spawn. Also
in the
ALSO IN THE NEWS!
Um, it
can lead to a military base a little bit easier
than- Oh fuck.
Which way is the-
It's gotta just be straight, right?
I think that's just like a side cut down there.
We're gonna have to figure out
uh
a food situation We're gonna have to figure out, uh...
a food situation that if we don't get anything on the next stop, we'll have to listen for
chickens or something. I might not live on this life.
That guy beat my goofy ass.
Did I turn down the colors of my game yeah like i'm playing in 1950s mode right now Why didn't you cut them up and fish?
I mean, I can fish.
I did cut him up and I can fish.
I usually just don't like to resort to fishing
too early.
I like to get to fishing when
know I have a run going, so it's like
sometimes I'll hold off on it basically you know what I mean?
Cause dude the worst thing that could fucking happen
is you spend time fishing, you still don't have
a way of defending yourself, you go to the next town
some guy shoots you.
Spend all that time fishing. Hey, Sumsum. Happy Taco Tuesday! Tuesday.
This message was brought to you by Tackle Val You might not be able to fish
from another spot later, true...
Should I just do it man?
Fuck man! I guess. I mean...
I tell you what if we don't find food in this car
or off these zombies
We'll go right to the left and fish
Fuck it. I'll try to make the most of this life. I kind of talked about it earlier on what I'm thinking.
I'm gonna go with this, and then...
I'll probably make a burlap bag.
Yeah you're not really going gonna like my response, bro.
It's pretty vague and just basic shit
of, y'know,
not really getting involved.
Which I think is a pretty fair thing, you know?
Think it's not always smart to toss your name in the hat.
Let's go over here and fish.
No one is going to gain shit from my response, basically.
It's not gonna improve or make the situation any different. I really got you covered. I was going to increase the gamma a little bit, but we're already kind of up there. Alright, alright.
I mean shit!
I don't know.
Any brushes around here I can get sticks from?
Otherwise we got, uh...
No.
Just use these anyways.
A few things of bark.
Oh man, we're dead boys. Nah, we're not dead. We can make this cause it's gonna
be a struggle bus.
... There will be a struggle bus.
I don't have time to be slow here, so I'm going to go like this and this.
We need one more stick.
Actually, this could just be fucking firewood repairs. Oh no.
We'll get firewood from this guy. Fish...
We have to create a fire right next to us right now basically.
We will do that first.
First off, bark. I'm making mistakes already. Oh no don't lose it. No I need that.
Fuck! I need more than one stick.
Wait do I have matches? Nothing huh.
Motherfucker! Okay?
Wasting my time with that long but it should be...that'll help later to
put the fire up more.
Motherfu- Is that a hand drill kit?
I think I'm gonna be fine.
I'm going to be fine. I'll just throw these in too.
If-I'll be fine if nobody else tries to kill us,
I think I'll be fine.
There's no guarantee other than that.
Also, I need to find
a stick real fast and like these
bushes are not everywhere for some reason.
Maybe this? No, that's part of it...
Actually, that doesn't look like it's all a part of the tree.
Looks like this is bush.
We don't have time to go slow here. We've got to go...
I have a stick on my back.
Shit!
See how many stupid mistakes I make?
Alright, we're still gonna make it.
We got this. Oh boy, oh boy.
All it takes is one healthy person to come destroy me right now, right?
My health is randomly getting ticked up sometimes, though.
I don't know why my food is going up randomly.
I'm very confused on that.
Why's my food goin' up?
Wait... what?! Why is my food going up?
Wait, what?
Why?
I don't understand.
Because you stopped moving?
Guess so, I didn't think that'd make it go up though. My body like eating itself?
Whatever bro, I'll take a little bit of fuckin'
not dying mode
Actually chat, I needed another stick anyways.
But i need another small stick too.
I can break down the...
I could do this.
I could break down the fishing rod
Have everything I need
Get them cooking
Wait, no I can't
I don't have a pot
It's alright
We'll cook it all faster
One at a time.
Boom! I did need another stick anyways.
So not that inefficient after all...
...I got a cooking pot.
Ayayasum 1g cuties's 4-1GI ISM 1G.
Okay, well...
We don't want to boil our food.
I guess we could actually.
Thank you for the donut, appreciate it. Thank you for the iis. Most love. love so so so just teaching my character hardship, dude. So he creates... so he has character.
He'll know to appreciate his fucking gear when he gets it.
Okay...
Okay...
Okay... Alright.
We just have to cook one flat out here without a fucking pot.
Oh, cut the stick. Got it.
I heard about this guy. I heard about this guy.
I did.
Oh! I did. Boom!
We're gonna live!
Assuming no one kills us. Thank you, Freeman Narrator. Now the fire's got a lot of time in it.
We're good, bro.
Heat buff...
Red blood is gonna go up as I eat food
This fishing is really going to be awful
But it doesn't help us
in the defense department, though.
We are in a lot of trouble to other players.
Anybody sees us limping, right?
People are not going to let that slide.
I should say that.
Alright! Okay.
We've turned this
around. The guy who jumped
us,
This character is gonna go past
the passage and we're going gonna remember how it started.
With me barely winning a fucking melee battle against this buttcrack who started out hitting me with his fucking axe without me looking!
And I had a bleed while it was happening.
I was bleeding out!
Still got him.
Still got him.
Could probably boil the next ones. Nah, bro, I don't even know. Should I make a cooking setup or should I cook two more fish just like this?
I'm gonna get one more fish and then get two more fish just like this. I'm gonna get one more
fish, and then get two more
slices like this, and it'll be good, I think.
And just cook them like this.
You still you still get water without boiling the fish.
So I'm still getting lots of hydration off the fish.
I think there's no reason to boil them because they's such a hefty amount of food.
I'll still probably get, uh...
A full bottle of water off it.
Not to mention the next town will probably have a fountain too so...
Last I checked the next town doesn't have a fucking food producer. You know? A little different. so so Badly damaged, badly damaged.
How many bones left?
Oh my fuck.
Badly damaged, badly damaged.
All my knives
are badly fucking
... Okay, catch one more fish That's your fault. I blame that on you guys, chat. You willed that upon me,
you manifested that.
You know what I mean? 100. How can you guys do that to me so I don't know if the fire's gonna stay much longer.
I planned on getting a fish, cutting the fucking rod out and putting it in the fire so we have to
get a fish kind of quick
break it down break Break it, break it, break it down.
Give me my rope.
Grab that stick yo.
Put it up and put it in the fire.
Boom! Barely made it.
Boom...
No lied.
More like boom.
Got that shit up. Hey! more like boom that they should have hey okay so so so so so um Oh, when I took Ellie to the vet today
she had to get some shots.
She had to get a couple shots.
What the heck? Why is there fish in simulation and I've lost this guy just here off the back
called E2M.
Is that like a fish related dye?
Is that what it is reminding you of? so All right.
We are living.
Limping, but living.
I eat this one and save one, I think we'll be good.
Really good actually, food wise. be wise I want the cooking pot that's badly damaged. i suppose so please I'm going to go upstairs real fast. Alright, hopefully after all that time no one finds me in this bush and kills me.
You should play with Stankrat? Wait he spent his E? Oh shit, maybe. okay hold on so so yeah so. so so so.. All right.
We go! Hopefully nobody notices us limping. We kinda need to get to at least Yellow Alph and start moving around normal speed. Am I wet? I don't think so. Man, how?!
I sat in the fire for so long!
I'm going to switch out all our clothes over time.
Yeah, they kinda need to fix that shit, huh?
It's like... it supposedly...
It's supposed to work if it's still on your body.
You don't have to, like, take it off
anymore. So for it to just, like...
not dry is kind of stupid.
I just might as well just get fucking...
Might as well just take the clothes off and leave it next to the fire
if that's the case, eh?
Yeah, I know
I have heat buff. It doesn't really matter, but...
Let's count them all in.
Oh, where am I? I I getting lost during all this?
I thought this was a road.
Here it is, over here.
Is this alright?
I hope so. Makes sense, while we're down there.
Did I pass those matches before, shit. Woulda helped me.
Woulda helped me a little bit.
I'm already losing food? and spit on the thing. so uh All right, we should be gaining health back to yellow pretty soon. Why is that guy attacking me?
What do you mean, she was attacking ME!
That's all self defense.
There are multiple overhand rates and it goes all
self-defense. It's all self defense. so so so so Come on, y'all. Damn, I lost all of them. I just graduated with my engineering degree last week.
Thanks for keeping me sane the last four years. Much love, Chas.
Hey man thanks for being around for the last four years man.
You choosing to come on back? I like that.
Thank you so much brother. Appreciate, dude. Thank you for choosing
to come back and thanks enough
for supporting me like that, brother.
Anyway, congratulations, dude. Huge
congratulations. Yeah, yeah man.
Always needed engineers. How many people have I gotten through school?
Yeah, apparently a lot.
Apparently a lot.
I paid their way with videos the worst way yeah they wanted cash and all they got was videos Anyways, yeah.
It's starting to get too long time good Rams he started to be a
long time my longest job by far you Job will make a load. There used to be a guy at Howie's who'd always come in. He was kind of like a smug, kind of like...
You know, I kind of felt like he was kind of snobby and shit, you know what I mean?
But he saw me at Howie's every time we came. He he's like, drive his motorcycle here.
Park his motorcycle, always talk about
his motorcycle and then
play some games and tell me
what the fuck are you still doing
here? You know? You always tell me like
Why are you working here?
You need to go do different things
I just always hate that guy.
Every time I saw him, I knew he'd fucking give me shit. Thank you. He saw your future.
I don't think so,
I don't think so.
You show how he's in Temecula? Okay, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool.
I think that's where my store
manager started and he was a normal worker then.
Then he became the store manager of Warner Board Park
And then he hired me because I knew him through Counter-Strike
Yo Chad boy what's up man? Thanks brother.
How long did I work there? Three and a half years. Tiny ginger. Tiny Ginja.
The Counter-strike. Very very lucky. Yep.
We were almost, we were full apple for a little bit. I saw a funny shirt today
It said, I love Promo
What the fuck, Justin?
That's an interesting one That's an interesting shirt dude.
Yeah I stopped reading that message real quick let me proofread this
let me proofread this one before i continue
and sometimes i'll just willy nilly start reading.
Why do the colors look so washed out dude? Subcolors, subcolors are on today.
Nah um it's cause I have low blood
and got my ass kicked at the beginning so a guy
tried to beat me up with an axe! Oh boy
So a guy tried to beat
me up with an axe at the very beginning.
So I try to make this life worth living by fishing.
Let's see if I can figure this out now.
One at a time. Sometimes you don't trap them, sometimes you don't try to kill
them all once, sometimes you trap them one of the times.
The doors allow it and actually works out pretty good.
If you don't have like sit in the door and do it, you can just sit outside like this.
Which actually works pretty well.
Good timing, man.
Oh! good timing there
he brought me back down the red with that one hit, that fuck.
I still have a full fish. I thought I ate them already, here we go. I know what to do here actually.
Oh! We can definitely get full on hydration now. Which is a big deal because hydration kills you faster than food.
Actually, the opposite in T tarkov right
me who me
double click
let me trust her i'm back in red again stop hitting me Yeah, there goes the freaking elf.
That's a cool emote.
That guy?
Hello, my friend.
Yo!
What's going on?
You mean walk around limping in front of him is not good news, right.
I don't want to go into a building.
. uh I guess he wants him dead. uh I need to get yellow pretty soon here.
I'm in big trouble.
I can't really fight on red.
Fight on yellow-ish.
I could find some
.357s
in good shape.
I need to start I guess i can hit those allies. I see her.
No bullets, obviously.
Okay...
Anything else? anything else I should have got. That's one of the houses I like to loot.
Come on, man! Yellow health, bruh!
Yellow health!
I won't let another zombie hit me. uh You're in a bad way.
I'm not here to hurt you, dude. I'm not here to hurt you dude I'm not gonna fucking yeah do you wanna do you need what I'm not gonna
fucking kill you, man. I-I'm cool. What do you need
brother? Uh, actually don't need anything
I'm okay. I just got hurt early cause a guy
jumped me at the uh, fountain
but then I nursed myself back up
on pretty good food water i just need some time really
okay okay well i'm not gonna bloody hurt you you don't need anything that's all
good yeah i'm not going to bloody kill you
appreciate it do you know whether did you know where the passage is Yeah, I'm sure. I'm not gonna bloody kill ya. Appreciate it.
Do you know where the passage is?
I've been trying for like the last couple of hours.
You never um... fault or- if you go south what are we right now?
You know what town this is?
I forget.
I don't even know.
I don't know where the fuck I am.
I think this is Tusca.
Yeah, I think we're at Tusca. We're at the northwest of the map and Passage is southwest right?
So we would have to go like south-southeast essentially to get there.
I don't really understand geographical...
I don't understand how to use a compass. And I'm not even fucking lying, dude.
Well do you have a compass?
I'm serious.
No.
What we should probably do is
you would probably want to take Tusca
and go towards Oneida
That would be your first goal
So if you leave out of the normal part of town, it's probably...
You'll eventually see a sign that shows you like the triple.
Like go this way, this way or that way.
One of them should be Anita I think.
Alright.
Alright, alright. Well, if you're happy just to do you man
you do your brother if you need anything you let me know as
well I remember your voice what's your name Michael galaxy for me now it's
backyard building the scrapyard dog son of North and Third.
I know it's a long thing but yeah...
Mr. Galaxy you got it.
Alright brother. You sure don't want any food though? Like...
I have a fish. I'm okay.
I'm okay.
As a perspective, you just look like you're pretty fucked up, you know what I mean?
Yeah, looks aren't everything.
I'm actually good on food and water because
I went fishing, you know?
Alright, alright.
I just got beat up by the guy really badly and
barely won. You should see him though!
Ha! You should see him.
Yeah, you fucked him up? You thought he was good?
Yeah, I fucked him up. he jumped me too he started off strong attacking
me with his axe bro he put a lot of weight into it you know i heard these arrogance got
him killed and i get you there There ya go, there ya go.
He was trying to be all big toughy and he fucked up.
That's exactly right.
Well...
If you're a good man, you'll look after yourself
And if I catch you around- what was your name dude?
I'm Jimbo.
Jimbo. Alright Michael Galaxy
Look after yourself out there Jimbo
Don't get yourself killed
If you just point the direction which way I have to go
Ava just points I don't understand
about maps. Just take this dirt road
to the main road and then
when you get
across area
don't go towards the hospital, go away from the town
because we're at like an edge town right now, right? As long as you
take a main road that's paved
away from this town and shoot your head in the right direction
So do I
go behind that candy cane thing there?
Just follow this dirt road. Follow the dirt road until you hit a paved road, then take it away from this town first step and start following signs.
That sounds good brother brother you got this kid
really take care jimbo yourself man galaxy later All right.
Christine...
I could just make a backpack right now, and that would be enough slots. There's like seven more snobs.
Can I go onto the team map? Yeah, I could probably team up with him.
I suppose... We'll see what's up
we'll probably see him next time around the way there still so
I'm about to leave this time ain't nothing else here for me a couple
buildings loot and I'm taking a right and leaving
I didn't want to go really it's not even really in edge town hopefully go the right fucking way It's still kind of eh.
I bet Tuska is going to have some more loot. Didn't already loot this, so it's gonna be the one with the red stockings right?
So we came from here. Is there another way out this way though? Through Tuska?
Let's see. Like there is.
No, that shit hit a wall over there didn't it?
Let's go this way.
Let's get out of here.
Let's skedaddle.
Okay, here is the triple sign right? I told him he needed to go to Oneida.
So that's exactly where he should be going.
We'll go to Algonquin.
I'm going to eat, I think. and Yeah, you can meta as much as you want.
That guy could walk up and say, son man I recognize your voice!
He's more than allowed to do that, you know?
I wouldn't care. I don't want the let this zombie hit me. What did you find?
All my knives are fucked up, dude.
You didn't loot this house?
This maniac? you didn't loot this house just maniac
i can use the shirt So I'm just a superior being down on the side. You're gonna have to fight me down the road.
Doofus AI, man. Doofus AI.
That's not a solo server.
We're more than one team up.
It just didn't seem like
he wanted the team up to me.
I mean, maybe he wanted to...
But he was kind of like, you need anything?
Being honest with him, no!
I'm fine, I'm chillin',
I'm on the road to recovery.
He had two guns.
Yeah, man.
But I didn't need a gun.
I'm chilling.
I'll be fine.
Right?
He probably doesn't have too much ammo.
I'm not gonna be like yeah, I need a gun.
Do you need anything? Yeah, I need a gun.
He needed the guide to passage. Yes, but listen if I catch up with him again we'll say what's up and guide him to
passage okay? But you have to understand that I'm also playing a life where I don't plan on going to passage right away.
This is gonna be kind of like a life that I live over here for a bit...
...fuck people up, y'know what I'm saying?
Get good loot before I go sorry. Motherfucker. I'm not supposed to get hit right now.
I wanna go to recovery, bro.... so One day at a time dude, I'm also on the road recovering.
RP is a passive smuggler.
That's passive smuggling.
RP is a passive smuggler.
Need to get through
the filters and so i can trade you for gas master filters and a guide I just shoot your ass, take our stuff.
They don't need a guy.
What if they don't need a guide. What if they don't need a guide? You're dead.
You can't even get out of the passage, you know you can't open the entrance doors?
You can't damn what's. What's going on here?
At the entrance doors, you can't
open
from the inside, right?
You have to have someone come in from the in from the outside for if you get back out No bullets.
No whammy.
I'm gonna go back to the No bullets. No whammy.
Uh oh, server's lagging!
NO!
Okay we're good, we're okay.
Maybe?
Oh... I've been trying to do strong attacks on the enemy, and I feel like double-strong one light is better than continuous strong attacks.
I don't know why.
Don't know why. Damn, he had a light too which would have been a good damn play with.
We'll have to find him. Doesn't look like he's moving around though looking for stuff at the moment.
Looks like he's just running so maybe he doesn't need stuff from these towns.
Another BK. I'll no longer need burlap if i have it out of there.
What do i need? Masks in there for sure.
BU scope we won't be using for a while. You won't be using for a while.
Just stuff that's not...
We're not going to be using.
I know.
Knowing him, he went the completely opposite way told him to. I mean dude it's a sign that says
points towards Onida there is no way!
Even I can handle something like that. That sign's not a confusing one either,
and sometimes the signs will be confusedly laid out
and I won't get it. 337s? No.
S22's... 337 so that's 22. Alright, what else do we have in here?
Revolver. Zero. I have zero bullets period right now.
Looking for guns at least.
You want a thousand bucks from WNBA betting?
Oh, snap.
I like another ball.
No, I'm red again! Bro, tell me the zombies hit red too hard.
Come on man...
They got me back on red?
No.
Don't hit me.
No!
Bro...
How hard do these guys hit? i'm back on red again they take it from
him faster way faster than i get it Come on.
No way man, I'm already red again.
How hard do these guys hit? That's unnecessarily...
Hitting me unnecessarily hard right now.
Some bullshit.
Takes me ten minutes to gain that just walking around and a zombie two hits to take it all away!
MWAH! zombie two hits to take it all away. God damnit. I'm supposed to be on the road to recovery. We're almost to Onida. Almost there.
Kinda.
Bro, why do these guys just crack me for all that health? I'm on Discord, no one's showing up though. If not he's probably just late to practice.
How long have you been on red for a while, man? To be honest...
I keep getting back to yellow and then getting hit by zombies. Do you want to check chance this girl? check chances
act ah so so so All right, moving along. so There we go. Watch his damn nipples.
Only facts are spoken, in that sense.
Started reading heavily
recently. Curious if you have a favorite book?
Well Jloy, are you trying to get into my
fuckin' accounts or are you actually gonna read the fucking book?
Huh?
Um... Um, my favorite book is Very, very good book. It was made into a movie, the movie's pretty good
I liked it
Thought they chose good actors
But obviously you just can't really
get into the details
that Ender
goes through.
In a movie like you do in the book so
I'll say this, the book spends
more time in a cooler area of the entire story.
And it's just badass from start to finish so cool ass shit. um Yeah buddy! Yeah, buddy.
My freshman year of high school...
We would do 15 minutes reading every day.
I finished my Obi-Wan Qui-Gon book one day really early.
I went and grabbed a random book
to just, you know,
basically pretend to read and shit.
Picked up Ender's Game
just randomly
picked it up and then just decided to kind of read some words
Just didn't stop I guess! Really liked it.
Get that can of rum. so Look how long it takes to get that health back and how fast the zombies take that from you. That's actually crazy.
I didn't know they were hitting me that hard, man. To be honest with you.
Didn't know they were hitting me quite that hard.
Did I fuck you up though, apparently.
You guys have probably been yelling at me to do that for a long time. so so so There's four books in the series, the rest of them are even better.
Okay I don't know about even better.
I read, um...
Speaker from the Dead
or Speaker for the Dead and
DinoSide
I still think Ender's Game
And actually,er's Shadow
are still my favorite
books in the series.
But I also did not finish
the last book or however many
books there are. Xenos was the last one i read and it gets trippy
it's tripping that's for sure Ditch the crosshair.
The servers don't allow you to have him.
No! Get off!
I can't hit him. What?
Wait, what on bug?
I can't hit him! Why did my guy jump up the car?
And then to put him into a position
where I couldn't hit the zombie anymore.
What the fuck? i couldn't hit the zombie anymore what the that's kind of a shitty way to die
dude why do the zombies hit so hard
why does your character not jump up a
fucking car
that's kind of stupid, Vinny. It's a stupid way to die.
They give you this...
they give you this vault, and it's like the most inconsistent
vault I've ever fucking seen in video gaming.
Do they ever change it? Do they ever look at it?
Do they ever try to fix these types of things? What does Daisy do, man?
Exactly. I would the vault only work like 50% of the time?
Do you think that'd be something that you look into a little bit?
I don't know. Just a tad.
My motherfucker's already losing health dude, we're just losing health all day. so so The PvE is harder than the PvP in this game.
I'm gonna say it.
Shit, it's the PvE that makes the PvP hard. Oh, yeah. oh so I don't know about zombies hitting that fucking hard, bro. That's kind of insane.
Like, bro it would take me 10 minutes to gain two zombie hits worth of damage. so so Why is my character so fucking gold for no reason? Zombies in this game like they...
They will purposely circle you.
And trap you into spots.
Like they have
like the AI go on all
fours to go underneath
your FOV and
circle around you and start hitting you.
So if you apply that to places
near walls and shit
the one zombie's coming at you forward
then another zombie circling around
you and they just trap you into a fucking corner it's just like Damn, shit like that in DayZ makes me miss good ol' wars at so much RIP.
I'm just miscreated man.
Yeah, that's what they are. man. Then again, Daisy
still got like that special feel
to it yada yada yeah i get it but some of the stuff in this game is outdated
we're just dumb making the zombies move like they're fucking super fluid and shit.
Meanwhile, your guy moves like this
at the speed of a fucking butthole.
Okay. These zombies are fucking getting on all fours, doing circles around you. Fucking side swiping you with clotheslines and shit like that. You guys going like this... shit if you strong attack them yeah right he's strong attack a zombie you'll knock
him back so far now if you just move up to him with your hands
up like this your guy moves so slow it would actually you might not even get the
second strong attack on you're supposed to let go of it then move and put your hands up again
listen stay on your two feet Awesome. Trave?
And then bro, what happened in that last fight? I jump up on a car.
He does the animation to jump up
on the car, but he doesn't
get up on the car
and then I'm stuck
in a phase-like area where I can't hit zombies?
Like, what the flying fuck?!
What kind of way to die is that?
Yeah, they can check the armor. Sharpening stones and knives and shit
Leather kits... whatever and knives and shit, leather kits. Whatever.
Why is my character so cold?
They must have lowered the...
Maybe they lowered the...
What's going on here?
Imps.
From the source, I'm glad you like him, my man. I clicked out of the animation to climb by blocking? Did I do that really?
I turned around and blocked too quickly? quickly
and then it phased me through the car because of it Haha, sword shit. uh uh so uh One of these days I'm going to do a no-hit zombie run. As soon as the zombie hits me, hit that F11. so so Alright, let's see if we can pick something up here.
Damn! See? Remember how I fished and wasted my time fishing?
Run along. Yeah, see remember how I fished and wasted my time fishing?
I don't like to fish or... so So I should do an IRL fishing show.
I've never been fishing, it might be a fun one. Like that counts as me getting hit right there? He hit me? Still down arrow. I'm still down there huh? You've never been fishing in Colorado?
It's world class fly-fishing. I don't go often, but it's great.
Yeah, maybe if I go with the right people sometimes would be a good time.
That's not something I've ever really super interested in, but never been really opposed to either.
Oh, I'm dying from the cold still.
That's why. What the fuck is going on?
Gotta get some insulation. People are going to have a harder time now that it's colder than if that's the case,
because people are gonna be double dying if they don't get insulation and they don't get food right away right so
double dine coming up for me soon Finding a chicken would be nice at this moment in time. And there we are, double-dyed.
To be fair I haven't picked up a single piece of clothing so I should
be pretty cold. Am I sick now?
Found an eagle, protect myself. Protect yourself at all times! Here chicken. Bye. Chicken What's that little chicken mother f-
Little chicken bitch.
Dude, imagine if I broke...
If I would have broken my uh... what's it called right there?
My hatchet. I would have been done actually, that would've been a stupid fucking thing. um Okay. so I think I gotta close the door and do it next time.
I think jumping off a trunk is probably going to be the best option.
We'll probably prioritize that next time.
Learn from your mistakes, make better choices...
... Make another bone real quick, make a hook. Cook some chicken is what we're doing.
Make a bow and make a hook, cook some chicken.
Sorry, no, make a bow knife.
Make a bow knife. Make a hook.
Double dine! See how fast I'm dying?
Wooo! I don't think I'm actually double-dining anymore.
Those gloves...
The singular gloves gave me what I needed. Oh. It's stuck there, nothing. I just gotta put it over here.
Okay.
So, we're gonna go back up to the top of this thing and then we'll head down to the I'm just gonna put him around.
He ain't no invader,
a whole wheel of an armadillo.
Hup! Hmm! Hmm. so Man, somebody got me back into DayZ.
Been fun watching you last day.
Hey!
Thanks brother.
Howdy there man.
Hope you're enjoying it dude belf
and real kit i'm gonna try to play better for you guys. I'm trying to play better for you guys
Realize I have been getting shit on
last couple days
Trying to play more patience
Oh sure so.
Lots of good heat buffs and slow-cold cold right now.
Nice cozy fire for some chicken. so Alright, we should finally stop losing health now. Chicken's not incredibly good, but it's definitely better than everything we're going to come across at the moment. If civilization is destroyed, will we still have chicken.
Yeah, but they're probably gonna fuckin' grow into monsters and hunt us down and shit. so I'm back, nope. Nope.
Damn it. I was on the road to recovery, lady.
Now you just put me back five fucking minutes.
That's a huge one dude.
Let's go!
Not gonna lie, because people pass by that shit bro.
You seen all those people passing by?
These dudes passed right by a can of tumor.
Okay So I'm gonna try to lose health to actual players challenge.
Bro, I don't know why I still get my ass kicked by PVE dude, I suck.
I dunno... My ass kicked my pee-pee-hee-hee, dude. I suck. Oh no.
Don't eat too much,
too fast. You're sick, you'll puke.
Ahhhh... Not the same sickness.
There's a few different sicknesses, brother man.
I just got a cough, a cold,
you know what I'm saying? Nothing crazy.
Can I chocobo that?
Fuck, chocobo.
That would have been cool to chug before,
to be honest.
Hey,
NRV, thanks for that, man.
I appreciate it.
To be honest with you,
the game's been frustrating me a lot,
but
some of it's the game's fault. Don't get me wrong. I think some of it is The games have frustrated me a lot, but...
Some of it's the game's fault. Don't get me wrong.
I think some of it is fucking...
Some of it is absolutely just nutsack coding.
Not even nutsack coding, just you know...
I imagine hard to have good coding on some certain areas of the game.
Yeah, there's something about this game that piss me off. But for the most part...
My real fucking...
My real heart wrenches are when uh...
When a PvP her, it fucks me up just.
Oh hello!
What's goin' on dude? Not much.
Trying to find food.
I heard you.
I heard that.
I'm doing the same.
Maybe I guess. No! Stop.
Stop, you fuck. Ugh! I need that battery.
Insulation! Not good, but some.
It's one of those places I don't know where I'm going. Mohawk, I think? scares and blaggers used to be the scariest part in this game are they
still terrible if any moment where are you Oh fix that for ya.
This guy's got some man of mine pickle! Man, am I in a pickle.
Man, am I in a pickle!
Are you for real, dude? I appreciate that.
Is this guy taking hits?
The old ladies, brother. You gotta watch out for them.
My god.
They're giving my cows that calcium somehow.
Yeah, I'm not gonna drink this right in front of him. I had a food in the car!
Oh, that's right. It was the unknown food I saw.
I already knew that. You guys are telling me if I already know it was.
I just forgot. So you kind of get credit for that
but i'm not going gonna give full credit.
We're gonna need extra credit after class type of shit.
That doesn't count.
I seened it.
I was gonna leave it by accident, sure but...
...I did see it.
Ugh!
Time up's the only way to take a...
Wait, what? I'm gonna murder this guy?
Ugh! No.
You son of a bitch.
Oh, nice!
You said you're hungry?
Yeah.
Aw thank you.
I appreciate that.
Yep. i appreciate that yep I found him.
That's a zombie chasing him.
Oh my god uh There we go.
Who else want it? so so so so hmm I'm going to cut it up. so so My dude just killed the sheep for no reason.
Just like, I'm just gonna leave him.
I'll cook them up, no problem! I'll pick this shit up, no problem! Can you
do another cannibal run sometime? It's not really worth getting
cannibal shit it sucks. Oh, there's a nice cover.
Interesting.
Might be right on that.
And this is the town.
It goes three ways, it's all industrial.
We're just gonna go to Obobaba Boat,
Obodaga, Oboba, Abobadaga.
Where we're heading.
That's the destination.
If I'm right right it's uh...the left
Let's see here No! I'm going to have to do this again. uh so Oh, really? I think it looked tall enough to jump up right there, really.
That looks... not nice though.
Please, girl. Shit. please I don't want to look here just for a quick second, just to see if i found a light or something.
Like randomly come across a headlamp or some shit that'd be kind of crazy.
Jacket would be nice right about now. Don't even even have a jacket or pants yet, but still in the same shape.
Not finding clothes I guess.
Some smoke here... Fire? Alright cool. I'm so small, dude.
Fire? Okay cool.
We'll know about that in the future.
Oh shit!
Why do I have a lot of future running now?
I have fucking matches right pretty sure I'm sorry. is so Wait, do I have matches on this character?
Oh fuck. That was my last character right?
I don't remember if I picked any up on the seed
Motherfu-
If you need another bark then.
Should be fine with just one more bark.
Hello? Hello!
How's it going?
I'm good.
Sorry, let me put this away.
You chill?
I'm a friendly person.
Sweet, do you need anything?
I'm okay for now.
Just trying to get a spire started pretty soon.
I was getting supplies.
Oh, okay, okay.
Yeah.
Uh, bro... You sound really familiar.
Uh-huh?
Who?
Uh... Uh huh. You don't have to pretend.
There's a guy behind you.
Hello!
My best.
What's up?
This the guy from before?
What's up?
Yeah.
How's it going, man?
Oh wow.
How's it going man? Yo how. How's it going?
I'll do this thing.
You guys uh...
You guys want a potato? Here's your potato.
Are you hungry?
Nah go ahead bro, it's all yours.
Okay I'm blinkin' so...
Hey Blinkin'! you need something to drink
but i'm blinking
hey blanking Do it Frank, time war.
You give yourself a mask? Yeah yeah hold still.
You gotta think about number one first man. And he looked like he was trying to find an opportunity to kill me, in which case I was about the fucking whip the goddamn deagle out
and murk
them. So I could have murked both of
them very easily right there too.
So I think they're trustworthy for that
fucking reason that they're just being doofuses in front of me
Shhh I got the real shit checked, okay? Let them deal with whatever.
We've got the real shit going on dude the cooking session of a goddamn lifetime See how nonchalant this fire is bro?
I'm right here, right next to these guys having a fire. so Oh, I had him.
Later bud!
Talk to my son soon.
Back, silly. I thought you were talking to that stuff.
No, no, we're all skinny out here.
It's hard to breathe. so so Hello? It's me. What's up, Cookin'?
I don't want to hear it.
I'm just going to go and get my food.
Okay.
I'll be right back.
I'm going to the kitchen.
I'm going to the kitchen.
I'm going to the kitchen.
I'm going to the kitchen. Okay. It's me. Watch out, cooking. I don't want to invade your space, bro.
That was cool.
Just cooking up a couple chickens.
Chickens? Just cooking up a quick on? It's me.
What's up dude?
There are so many people.
Oh my god! Come on, brother. This guy's almost dead and he has a shotgun on his back man. Alright, best supporter.
Let's go follow this guy and see if he does so Oh shit, I'm gonna... I feel like I'm going to struggle out here. Ah shit.
I feel like i'm gonna struggle out here dude
Alright, im hungry
This dude right here has got blood on his hands, man. Did you kill a chicken or something?
Yeah I killed the sheep.
Maybe we can help this dude out he's about to flop over bro.
Yeah I think we all, uh...
I gotta start a fire man.
There's a fire on the top of this building right here and there's a barrel.
Just need to get some-
Fuck outta here.
And go up those stairs. I don't know if it's still going
I don't have the heart to kill any of these homies. Let's just make sure I don't get murdered, you know what I'm saying?
... so I'll hold
someone and kill them.
Yeah,
I could have probably
killed all three of those
guys very easily but
waste of ammo bro. Well maybe not probably kill both of those guys very easily, but...
Waste of ammo bro!
Well maybe not cause I would've got a shotgun out of it.
If I killed this guy- This guy's been nice though.
There's gonna be opportunities, champ. Just gotta pick which ones.
I used to- yeah, I did tell someone that I wanted them to wear their face yesterday...
We're gonna have moments. I did tell someone I wanted to wear their face yesterday. so Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm. Got to mob the field before these guys can, I guess. Need some insulation. Shouldn't be dying of cold now. Oh, bitchy. I'm part of the blue man group and they don't know it yet. so Has Daisy gotten better ten years later? It's definitely the best day it has ever been in.
There are some annoying things about this game.
This is one of the most
heart wrenching games on Earth without a
doubt you know it you know and I never
feel like your getting fucking fatality'd more
than in Day dude or someone just
fucking punches you right through your chest and pulls your fucking heart out
that's how the deaths feel sometimes
that's how they feel And the PV is hard man
Fuck
Stop to deal with the Zombos, they fuck you up.
I'm still trying to gain health back.
Oh wait that's from the cold. You find certain servers better than others?
Yeah, I like to play certain maps.
As long as it's got a good map and a popular
player base, like there's always
people wanting to play or it's always
full server, that's where I'm at, right?
Yeah, of course
there's definitely servers that I like more than some others.
Some of them change little things, some of them change big things, you know what I mean?
And in turn you just find which type of playstyle
you like. Do you want to go run and gun a lot
and
get into lots of fights, maybe find
guns a little early
Maybe you're into base building.
Maybe not.
Yeah, that sort of stuff.
Maybe you're into maps
that have a little progression involved.
Maybe you're into maps
that don't have any of that
but it's just all survival
and go where you want to
as long as you're surviving.
We could still do those on crush maps, to be fair.
Like, on this character, I don't
plan on going to the passage until I feel
very comfortably doing lots. Like, to be uber geared for out here
oh speak of Uber gear.
We got Uber gear coming our way right now.
Capitan!
Capitán!
I'm right here man.
That's capitan.
Rarrrrrggghhhhh!
Rargh! Rargh! Rargh! El Capitán!
This is sexy as a scream.
Come fast, please.
Boom. come fast please Shoot at me! Oh. Oh, bro. Listen, we don't need to do this.
You're you're boy shot at me. I just defended myself brother we're cool man
we're cool so Yeah man, you cool or not?
Oh that's you!
Yo yo.
You just pointed the bow and arrow at me right?
I'm the guy from before. Or not the bow and arrow, the compound bow. Yeah yeah, my bad dude. I thought you were shooting at me
maybe. Okay listen this guy just ran out
of the security room and started
fucking shooting at me so I had to blast him.
I was making sure your cool and you're not gonna kill me while
I try to loot them, you know what I mean?
No, I'm not going to kill you.
Yeah this dude obviously found a zombie
This dude slammed out and shot the zombie
And then started trying to shoot me So I just had to kill him.
He's right here.
Okay, yeah you're good dude.
Alright, just making sure you're not his teammate
and you're pissed or something, you know what I mean?
No, no go ahead.
I just saw you down the road.
Yeah that's what i'm saying. I know you so I knew they uh...
I figured you'd be cool with making sure ya know what I mean?
Go ahead and move. I'll cover you.
Thanks brother.
Yeah, I couldn't... You need food or what? I mean I'm yellow. I could use something.
Yeah, got you.
There's a guy coming this way over by the fence
straight in front of me.
He looks like he has gear and have guns?
Nah, he doesn't. He looks like he has a gun on his back.
Alright, he's probably cool then.
Here I'm gonna drop you...
He's behind the two trees in front of me.
I'm gonna drop you a stick here okay?
Thank you.
He's waving.
You want that deagle I just left on this guy's body has a mag in it
no i'm not remember not very good with the vehicle to be honest Yo, what up here? You cool?
Bro's home.
You good bro?
Alright let's go.
Fall in. Fall in.
Oh man he has a buddy. Uh oh I'm not feeling this.
You guys cool or what?
Oh yeah, I'm cool. Is that your friend behind you?
Nah, I don't know anybody
here I don't have an astronaut in my team.
Okay. Yo, yo.
That guy?
Self-defense but yeah...
I'm gonna let you guys do your thing.
I'm going to run off into the wilderness.
Hey, a couple more stakes for you boss here.
There's a stake right there.
Good luck!
I'll catch you around.
No, no, no... That's bad news bears. That's bad news bears.
That's bad news bears.
Let's get the fuck out of there.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
We don't need another fight and those guys aren't gonna be nice I don't think.
It might be but...
I thought the guy who fucking ran out of security-
Dude! The guy who out of security shot the zombie
but I
don't know if he was trying to shoot me
and then like he didn't drop his gun
he was still aiming it at me right
that's what i saw
I'm just about to grub all this out.
Just get it all, let's go on together all of the stomach create as much space as possible
Woof! Right 100% trying
to kill me right? Yeah, do dude that i wasn't sure for a second i was
i don't know if he's aiming at me you know or not at this point badly damaged do i have
anything to repair that one oh i did okay Yeah, we're gonna use this cat.
...feed in the wildlife.
They will grow independent.
Let nature take its course.
That was close. That was fucking close boys.
I'd be almost mottling.
Almost mdening. Okay.
Ole, ole.
That was a fucking...
That was a cool little fight.
Not gonna lie, I'm not mad about it.
I'm glad he wanted to kill me.
Because I wanted
to kill him. Mutual.
It's mutual, motherfucker.
I don't like you either.
Wait, oh...
I need- shit that specifically is
duct tape. Oh wait! No no
Wait
Oh no we're good, we can use
leather, cool cool cool
This outfit's insane yeah I look like a fucking idiot.
I look like a fucking idiot.
But dude,
I grabbed it soon.
I grabbed some guns
off these motherfuckers.
Yeah, they're not
post-range weapons.
Yeah, I wish
I would've kept my Beagle
because I got these but
this will be okay I think potentially.
Okay. I could fix the helmet with epox, yeah.
I plan to.
Might save my ass, might save my ass.
Cool! And we got a headlamp- oh, we didn't get a head lamp right? We shot him in the face, didn't we?
I did shoot him in the face on the ground, but I was kind of in a panic mode where
I was like, I need to just kill this guy before his teammate comes and murders me.
Yeah you guys watch that clip back and let me know if he was trying to murder me or if he was trying to help me.
Because he had better guns.
Like, after the zombie was already dead He was still gun up wasn't he I should probably eat these things first, because they're not canned.
Let's get them out of the way now.
An argument can be made. Yeah, I think an argument
could probably be made either way there.
Because at one point doesn't he put it down and then pull it back up?
I'm not sure. That's kind of what I remember.
Only to run at you! You think he did a little sprint?
I mean bro, you can't just jump out and shoot at a motherfucker.
Or at a zombie...
And expect me to be able to put that two and two together in that split second you know what i mean when it comes down to my life versus yours you know like that's a tough one that's
a that's a tough one man man.
Yeah, maybe. Maybe yeah. He was looking to kill me because who the fuck shoots at a person in a melee fight or zombie in a melee fight with a guy?
Oh dude I still have all this.
I guess I just hold on to it a little bit, it's not gonna go...
It's not going to go bad right now! It's going to take a bit so
you're just okay
You gotta get back to Haran now.
Actually dude, we don't even go Haran anymore.
I need a fucking compass. Let's see if this has bullets.
Semi-auto on this. Mag? Worn?
With badly damaged... Okay. on this. Mag? One? Badly damaged, okay
This is
Haran
This is probably
the lake That's probably the stuff on the bottom, which means south... I want
to go this way, I think. I'm gandering
on this one.
I'm not sure, but we're going to see.
I think this is kind of right back towards the camp.
No, wait, wait, wait!
We were in Odendaga.
We're on Odendaga right?
Yeah, this is Odendaga. This is not Haran.
Right?
I'm a very killable target right now. People will not let me live. This Mosin is gonna be something that people want for sure.
This fucking Scout's's gonna be something
that people want for sure.
Oh, peace, good job.
That was last life.
I gotta figure out what this is though. This is actually... Watch your back. They call me Baba Yaga for a reason.
Come on man, what do you want?
If I'm an Odin Dogger...
Which I think that- I don't remember if I went to Haran which I think that I can't I don't remember from with the
hurrah and other dudes yeah yeah we ran into that guy at the crossroad we're
going to Odin dog is so dug Odendaga. If I stay here,
I think I'm on the river
that I want to be on.
But there's an island out here. There's not though.
There's no island out here right?
So it's like I'm not where I want to be.
Where the fuck do I go from here?
Oh!
It's going up-
I go up there.
I think I recognize now so I'm not on a 32 inch monitor right now, I'm on a 27 inch monitor.
I tried 32 for a little bit and I didn't mind it but uh I think 27 is probably still my favorite. I know where I am.
Yeah, that's Odondaga Lake
right across from the river we just crossed this fucking water. Boom, we're in that bitch
We're good.
You can tell the difference between the two water things by one just doesn't have the island and one does man. If you see them with the island, that's what we're looking for. It seems warm too, right? Not bad.
Maybe he was even trying to shoot me, chat, but the zombie got in the fucking way.
He also didn't think I had a gun probably too. So, why did the clear white guy get fired from the sperm bank?
Sliant sliant slient sliant.
He got caught drinking at work.
Daddy chill!
Why'd he do us like that Thank you for the donation.
I appreciate it, ya doofus! Alright, time to hit some military spots. so Interesting.
Warned.
Gilda! Goddamnit... Yotta!
Thank you, brother. Appreciate it. Dry clothes, bro? I will man.
It's not that easy to wear.
That's an AK.
I think we dropped a scout.
Can't really have a use for the scout and keep
the AK with us on our shoulder.
Yeah, I gotta eat
the chicken first. Fuck you're right.
I was just trying to make space for uh..., I could've just eaten four slots of chicken.
It's okay.
You're right, you're right, you're right.
I will next time.
Maybe we get rid of the electrical repair kit
For now? Fuck it!
Attachments aren't that big a deal to me.
We'll do this... Hmm.
It's fine for now.
Slimes! Fuck! Slient. Are you okay?
Slash.
Slash, slash.
Fuck this shit amount.
That's what I should be saying.
Uh, didn't look like he wanted to kill me.
Was this the guy? No it's not
the guy. This isn't him. so Motherfucker got it. Oh, man. I don't think that guy was aggressive.
He saw me and he didn't know if he wanted to fight.
He was like a friendly dude, you know? I'm so proud of you today,
some-some.
Don't be
proud of me on that one, dude. That's kind of a cheap shot I hit on this dude, bro.
He didn't want to fight, I don't think.
I don't think know if I want this shield.
Don't play Daisy if you don't wanna fight.
Some people are looking for teammates, brother. That's all I'm saying.
He was very clearly hesitant, and I was pretty hesitant too to be fair but I decided to take a shot.
I'm sorry brother...
I'm sorry.
I have some buckshot, maybe I can
shotgun instead of two buckshot?
... that's how That guy should have said something.
I mean,
I should have said something too
to be fair.
Hey,
I think we both just caught each other off guard.
But didn't he have his Mosin out?
He had his Mosin in his hands.
It's just a quick right click left click and I'm dead there so...
He was on the ground there. Single shot from That's all I got, man.
Single shot for the new showdown.
Man he's full! You see like a whole 10 seconds of version on about 10 seconds. seconds so hmm this will shoot so so. so so I'm going to go ahead and get this guy.
Nice capri pants, man.
Shut up!
. so Yeah, good food and everything man. He was just a... he's a good killer man.
I mean yeah yeah, I feel
bad about it but at the end of the day he was
pretty
lucrative kill for us. Wait, I had two potatoes. suit.
We want his backpack over mine. back over mountain
feel bad for killing someone in pvp well because like i said not everybody's fighting immediately people like to team up and stuff
and he was clearly a solo that probably
was looking at me like maybe
uh...he's not killing me right now
could be a team-up opportunity
you know what I mean? And then I killed him.
You know what I'm saying?
Superstition.
Yeah, superstition I got two pristine knives, definitely fine on that. That'll boost that all of a man. so Yeah, my guy looks like a fucking idiot right now. Is he a cargo pants?
I can wear them. I don't realize how much more he had in here.
There we go, soda... couple of small guys right?
Get rid of a couple of these guys right?
Get that fucking boom right? Couple load, boom. Get right? Couple of those. Boom.
Get a little bit of that hunting up on the trace.
Maybe a little bit of that 5-6, a little bit of the stack there dude.
A little bit of that fuckin' extra battery.
Boop boop boop! And then toss along here so All right.
Put a battery in the headlamp.
You're so fucking smart.
That is a crazy come up, what we really need now
... What we really need now...
is to get this AK on point, I think.
Wow.
Where do I go?
I can go scope out...
I know what i'm doing. Let's go.
God damn it, Bobby! We got him! We fucking got him!
At least I hit the no-scope. Imagine if I shoot at him, miss it and he fucking blasts me?
Empty the other Mosin... eh whatever. Let's not have a fucking Mosin with shots.
Just keep on truckin'.
I'm not gonna go back to get killed.
If I go back
I'll obviously die.
No...obviously I'd be fine. Alright, I'll just have you follow me.
Oh, already emptied out? Okay we're good. so This is deadfall.
Should I go no scope. Should I go with no scope on it? I mean, I don't know actually
Yesterday the
scope pissed me off and I feel like it got me killed
But now I have nowhere to place it.
Yeah, I'm gonna go no scope on it.
You guys might not like it...
but later dog! But later, dog.
It's supposed to be my close range weapon, you know?
Just cause it was cracked, nah, It wasn't because it was cracked. That's cause I fucking suck that's why. All those nethuggers you're wearing? Nah man we good dude, we good!
Need new gloves good over here in the glass
ok so so so so so Yeah, no gas mask. No filters yet. Not a big deal either though.
Let's use some of this food real quick so I can save space in the uh...
Save space in the cooking puffs and other shit. Start trying to consolidate a little bit
I do need to get rid of the black blue jacket. Agreed, I hate this jacket.
Trust, I agree.
Haha black eagle. Haha, Black Eagle.
Drop Axe but AKM bad. Can't do it.
Survival server not re-armed.
It's survival out in there, Burtmer. Any tips for new player?
Just every death you're gonna learn.
Every death you're going to learn and just assume that
you're going to die every once in a while. I would say
when your new
don't be shy to team up with people
try to get 2-3 man together and uh learn from them really i would say
try to get teammates and learn from them because a lot of the times that's what uh
that's where the teaching comes obviously you know YouTube videos and shit
Mountain man.
Take me on a... Oh, man.
Thanks so much for the five gift does, brother.
I appreciate you.
You're welcome.
Welcome, guys.
If you guys got a gift and stuff welcome guys. Hope you guys enjoy yourselves
Thank you brother
Appreciate it sir
That's my old man right there
A lot of money
yeah don't ask for food in the middle of
a fight if you are not a part of the
group
this dude asked us for water while we
were fighting another crew, he was not a part of our crew
he was like, middle of the fight this guy's
like, do any of you guys have water?
My teammate just looked at him and went BOOM!
Just shit on him.
... and boom just So don't ask to be helped while we're fighting.
It's probably not the best time. I'm probably going to scope this place out with the. Hold the phone right'm trying to say try yes ma'am. Disappointed. I'm sorry...
.
.
.
.
.. Zombies up in there. so so so Okay. Shoot, who's barking there, bud? so so Let's just see if we can get a good angle on this.
Chill out for a little while.
I don't want to be super close, but I don't want to be
super far. We'll go in these orange one right here. That thing with the same cross. I'm gonna leave you guys eyes on right here, okay? I can see something. I ever see the blue.
Maybe I should leave first.
Fuck it, let's go!
Just now realizing that the bright blue is not going to be good.
Well, you saying that reminded me. Just now realizing, yeah the bright blue is not gonna be good.
Well, you saying that reminded me.
Looks like it might not be looters. I'm gonna grab that, just so no one else does. on us this so Worst buildings in the game are military.
I got a military building to me.
Should check the balcony.
Someone's been here.
Is that a gas mask? so uh uh Yeah, I had some pistol...I had some mags in that.
I dipped down uh She learned a lot watching me. so so so so Might just be prone in there. so. so so Oh! I got knocked out. Is he dead now? That's rare.
Ugh! uh uh uh so so That guy just got beat up by zombies. Death. I'm going to have absolutely nothing. This dude was just coming over here to have a quick come up chat. Got beat up by Zombs. I'm pretty
sure I didn't even kill him either with those Mosin shots
I was like trying to finish him, you know what I mean?
Maybe the nose of the... maybe they just
knocked them out. I'm pretty sure they killed him!
I don't-I didn't see a body move.
I didn't see his body move when I hit him.
Jacket, jacket's good.
Get rid of blue jacket. Oh he had a good jacket?
Not bad.
Oh shit so I'm going to go ahead and do that. It's really bad.
My hip is itching, what the fuck? What the hell's going on here getting like a weird itching oh what the no way there's not back here pristine
damaged up, Mag?
Or steamed up?
Take it away, I'll take it away.
I don't know if I want the sight or not. Maybe we'll go with it.
I have enough bullets. so so so so It's a jacket.
He doesn't have a jacket chat diddy oh that's okay i'll take this. A little better. Less noticeable.
Let me go check one more little spot...
Um, near camp. little spot near Camo building. Okay, close. I'm going to stay here a while. Probably the other side. Oh, an EVA I guess?
I don't know actually.
The fuck is that happening?
Oh, you're talking about the parka. Oh yeah, the green parka. I should be honest man I don't really like that out there. I used to like it. I don't really like it now
a parka I used to like it, but not anymore.
I guess the deagle's my zombie killer, lol. Better than a peacock? Oh, he managed to. That's fire right there, chat. These dudes are doing fire?
The fuck?
... so can't be a real fire so so so They're gonna try to push me here. There's a fireman over there or something. so Are they just going to bum rush the rocks? I'm not sure. so so He didn't burnrush the rocks. It's kind of a bridge. I don't think they would have passed the bridge, but they probably could have by now.
They just kept sprinting? Definitely possible. so What do you think, Jack?
Do you think they kept trucking? They're moving the rocks.
I'm just worried that they kept sprinting past this compound or something. so so so so We have bad idea here. so so Where'd they go? so so so Hmph! Hmm. What did they do? Where did they go? They just kept running. Did they go to the dam I don't know where they went.
As far as a fucking five man though... Oh, look! They're still there!
I see them!
They're going to the pipe cross!
These fucking maniacs are pipe crossing. There's a six van on it
Like a five uh Oh, I hit him! Oh!
They're going tunnel, bro.
Potentially.... Eventually.
Holy!
That first guy I shot, I don't think died.
Oh! Close. He's just baiting himself.
If he can find me...
That's enough shots this guy.
I might go damn to find those guys there's no way they all have lights
zero two right i think it was.
Damn bro! I hit him man!
I fucking hit him!
I wasn't sure if was gonna be the play.
Bro, if I could have caught them crossing at the right time...
That would've been epic.
I shoulda stayed aggressive on that side.
One of them shirt, bro! Got cracked by a Mosin shot.
I'm surprised he didn't go down, bro.
I thought for sure that Mosin was going to put him down
15 shots 25 or 20 shots total left They could potentially come this way.
Down the tunnel, I mean bro with a group of that size?
They were going towards tunnel entrance they might just go there.
It would be crazy fight I probably won't live through it, though.
There's five people. They're five, right?
They're six. I didn't count.
I did hit him in the leg, which probably...
Shit. Could have broken his leg, right?
Maybe it hit him on the fucking hip or something.
They had a six man.
Yeah, I kind of had to play my life there because they had such heavy numbers that it was like...
If they decided to rush towards those shots, towards those rocks, I would've been dead. Right?
So, I don't know.
I'm trying to play my life a little bit more than just go for kills, but...
Obviously, I still want to do kills.
I don't see a fucking group that big very often yet.
Okay. very often, yeah. It's open for a not red light. Oh, 45s baby let's go Chewie stop. Get out of here, go, go, go. so so so so so so so one sec chat i'm gonna chill in here for a quick minute eat a little bit of grub
but i'm still here i'm just gonna get set up hold on. Life's like a box of chocolate, it ends sooner for fat people.
Bro, how can you... bro?
Come on, man.
I've been gaining a little weight lately. I'm eating McDonald's right now.
I need to chill.
Oh, my God! Is it going to eventually reach them? so hmm so so so so Don't mind if I do. What is the French word all obese americans have known since they were young buffet?
What the fuck Foreign Oh, what do you got against us? people allowed on their own. so so What the?
Hello?
Really hard to see with that.
Hmph! Cat, some have tried creating a weight loss support group but people found the name why gloders united too insulting so so Maybe they don't even come down here.
It's like six, man. I don't even come down here it's like six man
down here like that would just be like oh not that much meat hmm Nothing personal, Summit. With my donors you can buy more cheeseburgers.
Yeah! Thank you man!
I'm gonna go get some cheeseburgers. more cheaper, I'd say. Yeah! Thank you, Matt.
Permission granted. so I'm not even like down here for filters, am I? What am I down here for? Just to PvP these guys basically.
That's the only reason.
Hey Sum, I bet you smell like cat piss
Anyways first ten people to PM me. He'll get you a sub
Suzanne thank you for the dollar appreciate it man but i don't i swear i
don't McDonald's puts human meat in their food food i wonder who they pick so I can't know. damn no Come on, honey. He can't even get to a giant door like this though. uh You don't sweat much for a fat girl. God, I love the best shapes.
Alright, alright, let's chill out. Yeah, let's chill out.
Alright, we'll take a little breather
all right so so so so so so Whoa, whoa, whoa! Fuck!
I didn't even have my gun out.
I'm here to fucking kill you.
Up. you to fucking kill
here so so I'm out of pain. so so I can't push him out okay I think that's it. oh I think he's gonna say something over there so so so so so so so so so We gotta go back, it's just not worth it. so so so seven years I like the new batch D hey, grass on the
beds. Thank you so much for that bro.
Appreciate you spending so much time here and
committing like that. That's what's up brother.
Thank you thank you thank you. And now I'm top of the fucking
$15. Appreciate you, bro.
Nero Wolf, for many more years shown together, brother.
Also, Juzeth, thank you again, man.
And also thanks for giving us up.
Reptile,
Juzeth, I guess. reptile choose that thing yes so so We just gotta dip, bro. We just gotta go.
If he dips we gotta dip. I'm not gonna
fuckin' chase someone who I can just run into
and knows I'm there. Think it's a bad idea.
I don't like it!
We're dippin'.
Fuck, man! Dude my ump's bullet shouldn't kill me Fuck man.
Dude my umps bullets didn't kill him there? I thought for sure fired him, man. I heard him good. you heard him grunting? Just past the body. It's fine. Sucks! so Oh boy. ah ah so so so Dude, the zombies spawn back way too fast bro. Am I wrong?
Why are they already back actually? Dude, the zombies spawn back way too fast.
Am I wrong? Why are they already back?
It wasn't that long after the stereo.
I don't know.
The respawns on this one were really bad.
Post-passage, pre-passage, every
passage
I don't know why they have them turned up so fucking high. Oh, it's to prevent camping down here?
Oh. Hmm.
Well I mean what the fuck's the excuse for everywhere else
i feel that down here so uh so so so so so. so so so so so. All right, I'm back. Sorry about that! Okay, uh...
What are we doing? Crossing the bridge, we already did.
Incubation maybe? Do they have to go to incubation?
I'm gonna reload my mag with book actually so so Oh, shit.
Oop! No... okay so so so And maybe we shouldn't go this far. here it is Maybe they went to Radar Tower Communications, and then maybe they're going to eat division now it's definitely possible
i don't think they would have gone down into the tunnels
a lot of people to get geared in tunnels with and it would have been moving quicker for sure. so so so so so 6 man. There's a six-man squad running around somewhere.
We saw them cross the pipe all together.
I'm gonna try to get out of here together. so I'm going to try and get these two in the natural corner. I don't know where they are.
We're already at, this is already the road we gotta go faster
Alright! Let's go gander an incubation and see if we can find a team here.
Maybe they even went prison? That would be a decent choice for them to go prison.
Well with the group that large you have to go to incubation. You don't really
have a choice. Eventually your ass is going. so so so so..... Hi Amin. All right, I mean… so so I don't have that much.
100. You don't roll with a team of six not expecting your
team to get fucking mocked eventually. so so Okay, all that and nothing so far.
Hmph! so so so so so Okay. I know I was going to leave this behind bro so Too much food on me. I'm gonna grab it. No reason for me not to do this right now. Wait, that's just damaged?
Oh my god. That was a badly damaged mag holy it's been holding the
they're held for like their first initial shots
that's like fucking 10, 11 bullets or something like that. so Nobody walks past a weapon cleaning kit like that, Bruce. They're super unneeded. We just haven't gotten here yet. Let's see what I needed.
We haven't gotten him yet. Badly damaged. badly damaged or so
is it worse though
yeah i feel like you could get better Yeah, I think we can get a better shot inside probably. so so so so so so so so I'm gonna go back. Damage need though. so Hmm. I don't have the bullets for another mag. I don't think I have space in the pot right now.
Jeez.
We should have so much food, bro. I guess I do have room for another mag.
Another mag's gonna drop on the ground, it needs space. i need space so so I'm going to my gloves with that one since i'm leaving it. Not a bad idea.
Very good idea, my friend! so so so so so I don't think the sixth man is here.
That's correct, Metal Lifestyle. You're right.
You're right. metal lifestyle that's correct you right
you're right
let me get rid of this fucking kit right here dude fuck it
lots of space now. I don't think anyone's here currently, but you never really know if someone is here. It's very hard to tell.
A lot of noise going on here.
A lot of places to look. Wait, these are better.
That's pretty good for me.
I have epoxy, yeah. so so I don't need it. I thought there was some bug going on.
I don't even know if that's a problem.
I'm not gonna go into passage for a little bit.
Didn't expect that. Put some hammer in that crate, I don't know what it is though. The longhorn's nice. We didn't have the Mosin, we'd take it.
Eight round five of that that's a foot listen
that's kind of scary let me just get out of here hey man so filter Nice. Nice-o! Nice-o!
Oh, nice one.
Nice shot.
Nice shot.
Nice shot.
Nice shot.
Nice shot. Nice shot. Nice shot. Nice-o! Nice-o!
Oh, I didn't grab that did I? Hold on.
Hold the phone.. hmm I said I want it as i do I guess it's coming in here. Nice cover slide.
I guess not needed though, I don't know how to make it. The troll pants pristine.
Actually...
Good looking. Actually...
A little upgrade, fuck it.
Tiny upgrade, tiny upgrade, nothing crazy.
Tiny stuff.
That gives me a special effect. Eh nice stuff she's- Hope your dog is doing better after her vet visits some. Also, I hope your day is going well to chat much less.
It's more of a setup day. It wasn't really a day for her to get anything done.
But she is
going to have surgery on her leg.
One of her...
It's something like...
It's something in her leg
that's, like, not working because it's like torn up or gone. I don't know,
I don't remember exactly the word she used but it's
a ligament or something like that
but they want to put like a piece of uh like
string or a rubber band or just something
something to replace that in her leg.
I don't know exactly what it was, but it was like either that
or another thing that they weren't sure what they wanted to do yet.
So... they wanted to do yet. So,
yeah, so we went in
to get her vaccinations today
to make sure she's all Gucci.
Yeah, this is going gonna be the second time she's had to get surgery on her legs when she was born i don't know if it's like i don't know what it is about little dogs
sometimes i guess they could have their their knees like the wrong way or something weird.
Something was weird when she was born and she had to have surgery on that leg.
Nah.
Raft, I don't know exactly what it was. It's so long ago, bros. We're talking like 8-9 years ago or something like that?
8 years ago? But there was something she she was born with, with her leg
um...that they wanted to
fix and do surgery on it
when she was an early age.
Perfect. Her patella pops out sometimes.
Something weird.
She was talking... The doctor was talking about how she could easily do it with one,
but couldn't do it with another,
and I think she may have been talking about patella the patella
breed of dog applehead chihuahua apple head miniature 12. She's a cutie, man.
She's a cutie, man.
He's a cutie.
She doesn't deserve to have to go through that stuff but you know...
They're just gonna put her to sleep, handle it, she'll be in the cast probably,
she's done it before. It was pretty heartbreaking the first time but i mean dude
she that was when she can use her leg right now she legit like
she can't use it so i don't know if it'll be too much different for her.
She's just a very, she's just a cutie. She's got a good personality on her. Forgot your maids on the old vest, bro.
Oh noooo! Feels bad man. It's okay.
Yeah we'll find more. Feels bad man, it's okay. Grab a fire mower. Excuse me. Alright, basically like
I'm good enough to go to passage but we need a lot more
Mosin ammo right? We only got 20 shots. Need a lot more Mosin ammo, right? We only got 20 shots.
Needed a lot more 45 ammo and we only got 50 shots.
We gotta get out there and start killing. kill him.
Dude, I almost blew myself up in the tunnel, bro!
Almost pulled a Nauti!
Almost Almost full of fucking nadi dude. oh Where? Where is he? Oh! Huge.
That was the teammate.
I should have killed him.
I'm gonna go get him.
I'm gonna kill him.
I'm gonna kill him.
I'm gonna kill him.
I'm gonna kill him.
I'm gonna kill him.
I'm gonna kill him.
I'm gonna kill him. I'm gonna kill him. I'm gonna kill him. oh huge that was the teammate i shouldn't have gone dude i shouldn't have gone nice fight GG guys.
I thought
I had him man. We'll pull my deagle and see what happens. I shouldn't have gone in for the fucking kill there, chat.
I didn't play my life,
I played for the kill and that's where I fucked up.
I didn't play my life You win that if you shoot the zombie?
Bro, the zombies do way too much damage in this game.
I didn't know if I'd have time to shoot the zombie because he was going to be peeking that corner any second, you know?
Oh bro, I'm gonna be honest chat.
The combat in this game...
Oh my god.
It just makes me want to play Tarkov.
Because I know that there's not a zombie like hitting me and they're not
dictating the PvP that's happening
that's finally happened, you knowP that's happening,
that's finally happened.
You know? It's like, oh my lord.
I can't do this zombie bullshit anymore.
They dictate
all of the PvP battles in this game, man.
It's horrible dude.
It's actually just horrible I hate for this to possibly be a broken record but extremely curious if you have an opinion
to share about Doc's statement.
Totally understand if you don't, bro.
I appreciate it, I don't.
I appreciate it and I don't.
I'm done with that map
I think.
I think I'm done with that map. There's too many fundamental stupid things about it that I don't like.
Way to many zombies... way too much PvEve just not enough pvp going on there no one's enjoying this anyway I might be done with Daisy. Dude, it's like you want to go out and get good fights. And then you go out and don't.
Then you go out and don't.
Then you go out and don't.
Then you go out and don don't. And then you go out and you don't.
And it's like...
Very frustrating
and annoying type of
gameplay.
It's like, bro I take
one shot after all that time
and I have to deal with zombies
and other stupid shit.
I can't do it, bro.
I'd much rather go into Tarkov shoot a motherfucker
Knowing that I don't have to deal with scabs running up to me to kill me you know saying
Dude, I'd rather play Tarkov man. For real!
Dude the fight's fucking sucking Daisy
Who the fuck wants to get into a fight
and then as soon as you shoot somebody, you're no longer
in a fight with him. You're in a fight
with the zombies. Then maybe
you can kill him.
I can't do that shit
concept anymore. I'd rather play Rust, actually.
I can't do this shit concept anymore.
Like... This fucking server has zombies
up everyone's asshole in every location.
I need to play
a DayZ server? Are there DayZ
servers- you know what?
I'm gonna go play Rearmed.
You know, you motherfuckers
in your survival day Z,
do you wanna know why it sucks?
Because the zombies are fucking annoying
as shit. They're so fucking
tedious.
I'm over it i'm completely over
i'm sick of the tedious zombies ruining everything even though it's the part of the game,
It's the main part of the game!
Oh I get it bro, it's a fucking zombie game
But holy shit dude
It's like
It's horrible having zombies sprint at you as soon
as you take your first fucking shot in a PvP fight, so you have to deal with him
and all his family members. I can't do it anymore!
It's fucking shit tiered.
I need to play a map that is more PvP oriented and less ball sack, tedious PVE.
It's like bro, I don't want to turn around and shoot seven zombies after I just downed a guy.
Fucking Christ! So that he can get the fuck back up. Rearmed isn't it, man? What is
it? Where are the fucking servers with
where the zombies are miniscule or they don't dictate
the pvp they are there for pve
which one
big dog you say namask
bro what are you smoking, homie?
The lab? That's 20- 10 people in the server? What do you mean, the lab? Oh there's that's like
that's actual...that's different. Okay I see one.
What is the lab? there's also a talk of uh like whatever the fuck on Daisy
super high pop rate pure Pv? I'm gonna go to
Pure PvP service for a little bit. No zombies
type shit? Yeah, you've been hearing my rant right? Like I just...I cannot stand the
fact that every time I shoot my fucking gun, you have to deal with seven of the guy's zombies before you get to continue fighting the guy you're fighting.
I'm just...
I agree.
I wanna go play Tarkov because it's like you deal with PVE
right but you don't
deal with it to the point where
I shoot someone and all of a sudden
all the scavs in the area are running
over to you to beat your fucking ass it doesn't you know what i mean
yeah tarkov pvp is just way better my goodness i mean i want like i wanted that
in open. Yeah.
I mean you have kind of three options right now.
Play a server with no zombies, straight PvP.
That's the plan
for us i can't believe i'm saying this but
the zombies are dog in this zombie game
i miss I miss fucking War Z bro. You know what's the one I missed? I missed the War Z zombies.
War Z! Yeah, because their
zombies were good. One
when you killed them you gained experience so
killing them wasn't completely useless.
Actually, people had farmed them, okay?
And two, when you get into PvP, they didn't dictate PvP.
They made you make some different decisions here and there,
but you can clean them up very easily.
You know what I'm saying? They wouldn't stop you from fighting somebody
Yeah, that's what fucking Daisy does man
Let me run around in a circle real fast those seven zombies on me
We'd one of for the body and try to execute him, And run back to a building that looks like stupid as fuck.
And if you're in a place where you can't put these zombies anywhere, You're fucked.
If you're in an open area...
It's over bro. 18 zombies on your bitch ass.
I'm convinced that Survival of DayZ is not the way for us to play.
I really think we'll have more fun with something else.
I wouldn't be opposed to just straight PvP server.
Yeah.
Try that shit out.
If it's good, I'll jump on it.
Zombies are completely fucking stupid.
It's really
fucking awkward and weird every time you get your pvp fight dude
and it's not a ppp fight it's a pbpe fight right every single time you're listening to the request is Dude, zombies don't deserve to be that big of a fucking part in DayZ dude. I'ma be honest with you bro. If they fucking lowered the zombies by like 50%-60% on that, it would only do better things.
80%, dude! Get them the fuck outta there!
Ugh... God man. Every time you shoot your fucking gun ten zombies come sprinting towards you bro.
Oh brother I appreciate the stream and that it's a place I can come online from day. Thank you, sir.
Annoying as fuck. I think I've decided that
I'm no longer a survival DayZ player
Right here, right now
I think I've had enough zombies
I'm ready to play a modded out of my fucking mind server that zombies are
fucking- uh, a minuscule thought. And for the guy that said,
The only reason you lived there was because of zombies.
That's not true.
The guy shoots me, and I fall,
And he no longer has an angle.
He has to push up against the wall
And when I wake up
I'm getting my ass kicked by a zombie
AND fighting the motherfucker
If the zombie wasn't there
I can just sit there
And hold the fucking corner.
Two choices.
Two choices there.
He peeks me once. Blah! I hit him a little bit now it's like here is the split second decision
do i turn around try to shoot the zombie if he peaks again shoots me in the back or do
i anticipate another
peek and hope the fucking zombie
just doesn't shit on me. Did it work?
No. The zombie just shit
on me. Crazy, bro.
That's actually insane, man. Absolutely fucking insane.
Ugh! Horrible.
I'm gonna play a mod and see what's it called. Yeah, Breeze don't say stupid shit okay?
I'm going to unban you but shut the fuck up okay? Appreciate it.
I know you haven't been here long so but you might not know how things work.
You know what I'm saying? I'm kind of an asshole. Remember that.
When I'm down don't kick me! I kick back.
No no, you're cool. You're cool. I know you were typing normal before that.
I went through your messages real fast to make sure you weren't a complete buttface and you're all good.
You're all good. oh
i'm just annoyed that's not you know how it goes you're mad at the game
hey man I agree with
you about the zombies on that server.
There's too much and they're too aggro.
But Tarkov and PUBG?
Are you absolutely sure
Listen! Tarkov yeah, absolutely PUBG absolutely sure listen park off yeah absolutely pub g
pubg has its that i can't stand best battle royale is pubg with the worst circles
out of all the other battles okayales, okay? So it's like
it's the best Battle Royale. Shittiest
Circles still have been changed years later. Also
running around NA is dead for PUBG so you
have bots all over the damn place. You'll end a game with like fucking
10 bot kills or something super boring
super boring but i'm gonna i'm gonna try some daisy on some heavily mounted servers
i really really can't stand the zombies right now so i just need to do something different.
It's a very frustrating thing,
just wanting the PvP and shit.
I like the PvE on DayZ.
I like dealing with zombies, right?
But when you're trying to Pvvp the zombies interject insane in daisy say again I didn't hear what you said by the way sorry
I said
try the PvP shit
that's what you're talking about right now
and then in a week and a half there's
like a rust wipe
and an update.
In a week and a half there's a rust wipe?
There's a rust wipe every week on it?
No no no.
What do you mean like what do you
mean yeah like there's like an update uh oh they're doing their full wipe well
service yeah first thursday of each month is an
update wipe forced wipe with an update wipe.
Force Wipe with an update.
I'm gonna try this server called The Lab, alright?
Alright. I don't know which one I'm gonna play in yet.
I'll tell you which one.
Let me know, let me know.
Imma look at you playing for a little bit first and then see what's popping.
If you don't fuck with it,
then there's no fun in me getting on.
Mendo said 100% uh
Mendo said 100%
Mendo said I definitely don't launch DayZ to shoot other players. LMFL Heh, heh What have you done? The server will go... Listen, I need more servers that are like that though.
The lab is one of them, what's another one?
Dude the lab has a shitload of servers.
I can play on all of them.
They're not terrible ping.
Rearmed, obviously re-armed. Obviously, re-armed. I don't know why
I can't look up
re-armed.
I'm not really sure
why in that list of armors
I found them. Looks like our look at there i found him
looks like our progression daisy is over
rear arm doesn't have a lot of people playing at the moment
oh yeah it does. I think we're about down.
That's just...
That shit man. Dude I can't stand it anymore bro
I've had way too many fights just get absolutely
fucking shit on if i did by uh zombies
i can't do it let's close this now?
Oh, I got you. Rearmed Wipes. I don't want to change the world I can make another bomb and blow my mind
I can make a better world anytime
Anytime, anytime
I can make a better chance if you're there Remember when they said PUBG would have much support on release?
Big sad they didn't go through with it.
Yeah,
I know.
It's a sucky thing because it was a game that came to fruition
through modding so you always kind of assumed
that it would be moddable.
The world works in different ways... That's fine, Dova.
I don't care about that stuff.
I just want to see less zombies in these servers.
I'm hoping so, man.
That's really what killed me at the end. It wasn't like how long it took me to get loot.
Wasn't how long it took me to get loot, it wasn't how long it took
to go on an adventure. I liked the idea
of the survival adventure but at the same
time dude this is just dude I don't think like the headache
of zombies isn't worth it. I really don't
think there's like too much of a skill gap there either
it's just like you just gotta deal with them they're annoying to
deal with this tedious as and absolutely interjects in pvp badly
it just kills me
i'm sick of it i'm just like thinking about all my tarkov fights dude and just like you know i'm just thinking about all these fights
I get into Tarkov and how much more enjoyable they are
and how I'm not honeydicked by that game.
I feel like I'm constantly
honeydicked
by DayZ. Like man,
I want to go get into this fight i want to go get good fights
i want to spray this gun at people but bro you just 90 of the time
you just won't you know unless you're really good, I guess? I don't know dude...
Ugh!
TarkovTrashLab is whacked streamers complaining
Ash what are you even saying bro
you literally just said tar crop trash lavish whack that's you complaining
what are you trying to say here am i abandoning your dumb ass or you
just you're just being stupid stupid in it.
I hate when people just come in here and say some stupid shit, bro
And it's like- I would- I'd like to call them out
just to see what the fuck they say
When they have a little bit of attention So So like, Hash what the fuck are you even
talking about?
You just go into a channel and say some fucking stupid shit
And you're just like
Outro Music No message either.
I'm a fucking loser. Right on me.
Fucking stupid shit, though.
Some motherfucker's got... They got fucking the wrong everything in life, dude. Some motherfuckers got it.
They got fucking the wrong everything in life, dude.
Jesus Christ, dude.
That thought process is wild. At least GTA won't have zombies!
Oh wait, locals are JKJK. That thought process is wild.
I'm good, I appreciate you bro. It's just a very frustrating experience
I don't really think I like Survival Daisy anymore.
I think I moved past that shit now.
And not because I don't like it,
I really think the zombies dictate
way too much. No thanks.
Maybe if we do our own survival server in the future or something like that, maybe?
If I come across a map really like that's public and just low on zombies by 80% I'm chillin'. percent i'm chilling He won't steer You want SDR PvP? Go play Twisted Metal. PS the bill of your hat is huge!
Nice brother, great panel haha nice brother so so so so oh and we are I haven't really tried Deadside.
I tried it when it first came out, Niko.
When it first came out. That's of like the war zee of today right
i don't get the complaining. Zombies need to be
a part of the balance, so they're too strong or something
Listen bro, I'll tell you this
People have their own opinion on DayZ
You wanna play in a server that has a shitload of zombies
you can, I just don't choose to okay
i think they're ball sack i think they dictate way too much of the pvp
that's what i think i think they're very tedious
and they they almost stop you from PvPing.
That's not what I'm looking for.
I'm completely over that.
I don't give a flying fuck if it's called a zombie game or not.
They're asscheeks. cheeks You should learn to take care of the problem closest to you first, IMO.
Yeah, like I should have turned and shot the zombie.
Thanks brother, i appreciate that
hey i just learned hey
you see how hard the zombies hit too it's all stupid it's all a big joke parkov over DayZ, unfortunately. Welcome to Nobicity Addams.
Our destination, the galaxy of dreams...
Rearmed is my go-to server hashtag not sponsored by PvP talk of like 20 years ago It's like...
Yeah.
Yep, yep. I'm with it, I'm with it.
I'm interested in trying this stuff.
I've never played the lab so
why not?
Summit you kinda look like summit. You know what you
look like CreamyFade fade you look like a bird
thank you all appreciate brother twisted metal is dope by the way, bro.
Twisted Metal
S tier PvP
don't forget Road Rash
right there with it
S tier PvP
listen
I know that in Tarkov
when I die
I die to a fucking player.
There's nothing that affected me there
but me dying to that
fucking player. You know what I'm saying?
I'm just sick of the outside bullshit
in DayZ.
That's all.
And it's like, that's the game though.
I get it.
But I just don't want to do it anymore.
I really ran my course on that. A cracked scav.
Dude, scavs are 10 times easier to deal with.
They don't just run at you. You know what I'm
saying? They're holding a corner.
They'll slowly move up on you. Sometimes
they'll run at you but fuck man,
you can deal with them. You don't shoot one and then 17 others are running
and meleeing you.
You know what I'm saying?
It's all very controllable.
And Tarkov, there's no like a scab just doesn't get in the middle
of the PvP fight 100%
of the time with four of his homies you know what i'm saying like that would be a
situation that was unordinary but it's a hundred% common in DayZ.
It's like if you see enough zombies,
it would stop you from wanting to shoot one
because you'll attract eight more right?
You only see four fucking zombies
well shit let's just shoot these you know what i'm saying It's just dude, I'm just sick of it.
That's all.
I'm just sick of it.
I'm completely bored of it bro.
I'm completely bored of it.
Nice shot Bally I just went to the end you were 18 can i get back shit don't make sense bro
it's like the balance the balance
between pvp and pve
like on some servers are legit
just completely off.
And like, legit, I think the Green Hell server is one of those.
Ugh!
Not to mention
the crazy fucking respawn time on that shit, too.
Yeah, exactly, Mendo.
Mendo, I can't...
Listen, bro. I know it's a zombie game, bro. Yeah, exactly Mendo. Mendo I can't- listen bro
I know it's a zombie game and people hate me for getting mad at the zombies in a zombie game
But they're legit fucking stupid as shit to have
In a game that's already fucking hide and seek,
you have no sound, you barely have any visuals,
people can disappear into the tree set fucking instantly.
The zombies are dictating the fucking very tiny little bit of PvP that
is happening
what huh? What did I do
you wanna go? has amazing features and pvp escape from chinoise is also a good server mix of
tarkov and daisy at the same time go out there and dominate smile i want to
just have like uh i want to have my own type of survival experience even if it's in a server
with the shitload of guns just with less fucking zombies bro be honest play what you like, don't listen to those weemers. Just have fun! so so so I mean shit, I'll say something right now.
I'ma say something right now. I'm going to say something.
And not everyone's going to want to fucking hear it.
Shit, I forgot what that game type was called.
Arma 3...
Wasteland.
Wasteland over Daisy.
All damn day.
All damn day.
Just straight up PvP, baby.
Go loot, still go on your little adventure, play as fucking
sneaky as you want, as fucking straightforward as you want
You still get good choices that you can make on your playstyle.
Just no fucking stupid zombies.
Yeah, it's not as much survival which kind of
sucks.
But man...
Okay. place not very dizzy Now Nothing comes close to the moss much longer than that.
I don't give a flying fuck about the map, bro.
It's the zombies.
I don't care what map it is at this point. It's the zombies. That's my problem with the game.
Always has been, I think I'm just...I'm coming to the realization. visualization so I think I legit have died probably to zombies as many times as I've had players this far
in time around, dude.
To be honest.
I fucking got my ass kicked. The labs has even modded zombies.
Well listen bro, I'll make my decision when I'm playing and if they think it's stupid
And they're interjecting into PvP
like a shitload, like they do in survival service
then let's press something else.
You're not
understanding. It's not the zombies themselves that I hate.
I think going through
KVEing, you know what I mean?
Looting them, having them want to fight, stuff like
that. I think there's too many
of them. I think they aggro way too easily
i think they just group up and on you and just get in the way of fighting
and that annoys me it's not i mean that's what happens um is Yeah, their aggro table is insane and it chains to other zombies.
Boom. Really annoying.
Sometimes it chains to other zombies too. Sometimes it changes other zombies too,
sometimes it fucking doesn't I'm not really sure
Very weird
But yeah its all just...
Zombie adding an advantage to Daisy game that's the concept
Survivors players in Zombies Town, they should have some undetected
camo flag." I don't know, can't really hear that. Yeah listen, Yeah, listen.
Like I said, man.
I understand why you guys like to play those servers.
I think I've just gotten to the point
where I'm realizing
I don't want to play that much PvE with my PvP. It's too much when it gets
to the point where it's getting in the way of PvP. That's all, that's where i'm at okay I don't know. It's not what I wanted, but what I needed.
The urge to push back, that wasn't ready for it.
Rather feel extreme than nothing.
Kind of like Hunt Showdown.
No, I think Hunt Showdown has got a pretty good balance when it comes to the PVE and
the PVP together.
And how much it affects you and
how much it can dictate a fight.
It's not dictating 100% of the fights though like it does with DayZ.
You know what I'm saying?
You know, different things can happen with different things in Hunt Showdown
as much as I fucking hate that game
I'll give respect where it's due
they have a pretty good balance between PvP
and PVE
and how much it dictates it. so I mean, it doesn't help that they do
insane amounts of damage.
Bro, we just looked at it today.
I didn't realize how much damage it did.
One zombie hit,
one hit that successfully gets through, I swear is five minutes
to gain that health back.
You know what I'm saying? You accidentally get hit a few
times by zombies. You just gave yourself 15 minutes of lower HP.
Bro, they chump your ass!
I don't know. They're all whack, I don't like it.
I miss Tarkov.
I miss you, Tark!
I do.
I do. I do.
You want zombies to hurt, Listen, you don't understand.
I don't give a flying fuck about everyone's thoughts here
on what is realistic, not realistic,
what is necessary.
Listen, good balance
between PvE and
PvE is what I want.
Not the PvE to be overwhelming
to the point where it
dictates too much of the PVP.
And in that current version of DayZ,
It's 100% of the fights
That happened maybe not a hundred percent
say 90% of the fights happen happen to Daisy are fucking ran and
dictated by the zombies.
I don't
care what you think is real,
what you think you need, any of that shit.
I need less fucking bullshit from the PvE
and more possibilities for the PvP.
And then when I actually find the PvP,
not to have the PVE come wandering over
and shitting on it. Yeah.
Dude, in my opinion
the green hell servers have about 50 too many zombies from my life activate
the bush camouflage to be undetected high zombie that will be an advantage
you've walked through those towns. You see those stupid towns?
You have to fight three or four zombies
every ten feet.
Why is it
this tedious?
Because it's a zombie game. It's a zombie game
that's why
doesn't mean you have to like it
doesn't mean
you have to like it
if modder activates the bush camouflage,
be undetected by zombies. That will be an advantage too
for DayZ. Easy mod will change the whole scenario. Listen, I know that there's ways...
Literally you can just zap all the fucking zombies off the planet too if the server really wanted to.
They could do whatever the fuck
they really want to on a server.
And then it's like...
Think about Division.
Think about every time you got into
a PvP fight in Division, all the fucking PvE around
you was like, oh what's going on?
And they just ran over and started shooting your bitch ass.
You know what I'm saying?
It's just...
I just don't want PvE making PvP not happen or overwhelm it and dictate it so much like that.
Like they're just like as tedious and not fun.
Yeah, I've literally said the same thing like 17 times.
That's the point of the game, I guess.
Yeah, I guess I don't have to like it though so
not gonna be playing that version of DayZ anymore.
You guys wanna
fucking go have your shit like that? That's fine.
I'm over that.
I think after 10 years of DayZ
I'm completely
over
having zombies
run over the PvP.
I miss Warzy. There's a reason
I liked Warzy so much.
The zombies were there, they were nice
They can affect PvP
Not dictate PvP
There's two very different things there
two very different things affect and dictate you know know How far off was the field?
Like I said, about 50%- it depends on the server. In Greenhalgh
I would get rid of 50 to 60 percent of zombies
... zombies.
Especially 50-60% of the fucking skeletons!
... I don't know if you can fuck with anger rangers, aggro rangers on Daisy
and shit like that too but
zombie aggro rangers are fucking out of this world.
For fucking being some
dumb shits who don't know what the fuck's going on besides
the need to feed. They sure
can spot your bitch ass from miles. Happy birthday, AR6Fan.
Happy birthday, brother.
I'd rather zombies just have more loot, period.
Listen, dude, I don't care about any of that.
Don't care about any of that.
I like... Like I said, I'm cool with the whole...
Oh no, Am I out?
Actually a server!
Okay. Random.
Ugh! Yeah guess we have a map?
Not my favorite but whatever dude.
Really don't- I'm not gonna sit here and be picky about it
give a fuck. Me, here.
Okay! I'm running left. Look at this
area. Never been here.
Alright, the lab!
The fuckin' lab!
That's a cool looking knife.
So is this... Oh, look at that there's progress overall progress because there's containers Pretty cool, man.
Okay. Interesting. Interesting. Alright, let's just fuck around and have some fun!
Ooh look at that. Okay! Chill with the nice fancy fonts bruh.
And let's see how fast the server is going to be.
So that's not this, right?
It's... no it's not.
Yeah, not it?
Yeah, it's not it.
All the loot is gone. and now because when you crouch like this
you can dodge zombies pretty well but I mean look bro it doesn't matter how
quiet you're being as soon as you shoot one bullet the every the entire area is
coming after that ass you You know what I mean?
And they're sprinting at you,
and they hit you like a fucking truck
and...
I hate to keep saying the same word over and over again dude
but it literally will dictate the entire fight
oh man infinite stamina bros infinite stamina dude oh my god!
One of these days, chat, I will come up with the balance that I require
in a server. You know what I kinda want out of Daisy
Standalone? If you guys ever played Arma 2,
there used to be this game type...
Or not a game type. There used to be this
server type called
Overwatch mod or whatever.
It was the Overwatch mod on Chernarus, and
I thought that was just a really good
balance between
the survival and
the
servers like this.
I used to
play in Overwatch servers back in
R2D2, so those are my shit.
I don't remember that coffee. That was a thing. Maybe I'll talk to that so Go to the closest green card summit they're close to you.
Okay, it's not like that X is it?
Green Monument
I don't want to go to that one.
I'll go to one in Electra.
Let's say...
ASDF red, okay.
Boom.
Okay. Boom. Are you gonna play the next Tarkov life? Operator Drewski, he's cool man.
Yeah I would be down to play with him on some shit but like I said dude...
...I'm kind of over DayZ at this point.
This is kinda like the end-of-the-road for DayZ
Either I love this type of playing right now,
or I'm gonna probably...I might even go play Tarkov
for a little bit, even mid-wipe because my character's pretty leveled so he's fine.
Whoa! We'll see, though.
This might be a lot of fun.
I would doubt that they have the same amount of zombies
in a server like this as they do
in a server that's a survival server so automatically hopefully i will be
you know enjoy that aspect of it. Let me grab this bad boy
open that shit
what the fuck
yo
that's cool
yeah man I'm gonna like this That stuff. That's cool. Look at that.
Yo man, I'm gonna like this. I think I'm going to like heavily modded stuff
At least for a little bit. Oh look at this!
Let me grab your locker. Let me just...
What's going on here?
Oh, you press it and then
it opens it. Gotcha, gotcha. It should do that. It opens in the
vicinity. Okay. Got it, got it.
Interesting, interesting.
Stuff that you open
when you sprint
it still does the full zoom on this server.
That's not a normal thing. Grab it!
Wait.
The tactical t-shirt looks sucky this one's way better
whatever Tactical Troubles Sloppy Joe.
Can I open it with my key?
I was just curious is all the loot in this server come out
of crates like that or is there other things as well to loot What the...
Do I go police belt or tool belt, chat?
What do you guys think?
This thing looks fucking crazy, dude.
We're grabbing the tool belt, I think.
Athena!
Huh? Athena! Tool belt can be pretty handy, I think.
You can put some stuff on there, bro.
Jesus!
Hey? That's sick.
King of the Hill event.
So there's events that go down too.
You know what, dudes? I might get my PvP picks here potentially.
Which one do you got? Epic or rare?
I guess we're going with this guy, right?
This one was rare.
Or epic.
This one's epic and this one's rare.
So per... Okay, they're colored as well.
Interesting.
It's gigantic as fuck though. But I guess like
in this area? Maybe that's a good
thing? Are these supposed to be floating like this?
Epic bag.
Does this one look like it's smaller?
Oh, shit.
That looks cool as shit though.
I like that one better.
I like that one better.
Okay. I like that one better. Cool
Dude, what is all this loot on here?
60% damage reduction.
Small area. Rare.
Are those normal loot spots or did someone just drop all that shit, chat? Do you guys know?
Is this a weapon bag?
Rifle Bag. Answer the call of the wild equipment equip with a search weapon, craft it with sand and challenges
an untainted...
What does that have on it?
You can put a couple guns on this thing.
They opened the key.
Wait, this one?
Is that what that sound is?
Okay. Interesting. So I can't go over there yet, because I don't even have a gun.
I need to get a gun.
Yo that's cool as fuck!
I like that they give me
a little bit of sound.
Give me some fucking guns, man! Not a shovel!
So listen, they don't have loot around.
All they have is these crates, I'm pretty sure.
I think... all they have is these crates i'm pretty sure i think
silver play button youtube play button for channel m nix mnics what's going on em Oh, for money?
That sells for money.
Oh! Barter. I'm sorry? oh for money that sells for money
is that a youtube play button yeah where did i find something right here
should i grab it i guess that's a cell item.
Should I grab both chat? Yeah, I guess.
I don't know what the hell is going on.
Canteen tool belt.
I like you guys.
I like your guys' canteen.
Yes sir.
This is a weird server. There's no loot around, they have crates that spawn loot.
Oh shit it's not like loot on the floor!
Metalworking kit...
Bucket helmet bro! Let's go!
Ross eat your heart out.
Where am I spawning?
Oh random- I spawned random. I'm at electro right now.
Yeah, Around there.
Yeah,
I'm at Electro.
Alright,
I spawned there.
What the fuck is going on?
Wait,
do you spawn with random shit?
Does everybody spawn with the same shit?
You got a green card. Yeah. Put's problems are the same shit.
I got a green card.
Put that in your, um...
What kind of crafting book?
My container?
You got a phone?! What the hell is going on it's different
it's definitely you never played a server like this huh
no i've never played any modi mata daisy
i mean besides you know...
Back in the day, but this is like
different.
Chat,
this looks like it's...
Is the crowbar something that's
something I should want?
What the fuck is going on?
I can apparently rob
ATMs with a crowbar shut up
shut the fuck up
rob atms
a bunny backpack?
I'm not seeing any of these
crates in any of the buildings, bro.
Oh! found a crate
i'm gonna get rid of the coffee pack chat with the phone though should i get rid of the coffee i don't think that's i don't think that's a cell thing that's really worth.
You can sell everything, you could fucking rob ATMs. It's like
they have traders and you wanna make money
on servers like this.
And then, like, you can build a base...
You know, stash it there...
I think that's what people do.
Listen bro, less zombies the better.
I don't know if there is none...
I don't know if there are some fishing rods...
I've not seen any so i didn't plug it
yeah bro that's exactly what I want.
I don't wanna fucking see another zombie.
I wanna fight people.
Why do you keep running coffee?
I wanna fuckin' PvP.
Get green bags of coffee.
Yeah save some stuff.
Yeah bro.
I don't think the coffee. Yeah, save some stuff. I don't think the
coffee's good but save shit to like sell
and it looks good.
Oh bro pizza rolls what's up?
Pizza rolls!
Now some pizza rolls, some pizza rolls.
A headscarf mask.
There is stuff on the ground by the way.
Is there really?
Yeah I found like a jacket and a hat on the floor.
And that?
And the hat!
Like chest and shit. 82 vitamin bottles, hey! Yeah, so this is like...
We're going to go from just PVE-ing
to if Deadside had too much PVE, is gonna have too much pvp you know
yeah rocker's hoodie bro
oh have you seen any people yet?
No, sir.
I don't think it. Copium dude.
I got no fucking room anywhere.
I don't think it's copium.
I think i'll get bored of this type as well.
Don't get me wrong but it's definitely-
I am so fucking over zombies you have no idea dude.
Honeydick every day.
Today's gonna be the day, PvP is going to be dope.
Did you hear that fucking... ahhhh? You hear that?
No.
Wow, I just found an
Electro or something...
Sounds like...
Sniper case? Weapon case! A case which contains a sniper and a loaded magazine.
Oh, shit...
Open sniper case. What the fuck?!
I got a case! Hold on!
Open it case!
I'm assassinating someone.
Open the fu-fucking crossbow.
What kind of assassin am i
what kind of shitty assassin am i bro sniper my ass
let them fuck me, a bunny backpack.
FPV camera?
Firefighter license? What the hell is going on?
Oh, I got a mustache! like it now there's like gear in the middle of the road we're just like
backpacks with shit in it.
Medieval art assassin.
This guy said scum-icking ass. What are you talking about?
Scump got a mustache going on right now, is that what's going on?
Is that what you mean?
I don't know if the modder of the inventory interface specifically set out to find a font worse than comic fans, but if they did, it should accomplish...
Are you beating somebody up?
Nah. I'm just practicing.
I have a fucking katana.
ATM at Baranzino South is being robbed.
Yo!
Just let you know the demo's finished then!
We trolled out L LSP hands up!
This is the fucking police, put the ATM down
asshole
what this is literally GTA shit.
I like this so far, it's kinda interesting.
I just gotta see how the PvP goes...
Is there progression here? like what is the lab?
Is there a place to go to called the lab or is that just a cool server name
Is there any life?
Progression it's you know, like... Progression?
It's just, you know,
like modded progression that they put in.
Anybody knows?
There is.
Hmm.
That sounds fun.
I might use, uh...
Bro, these shoes look stupid.
Satellite dishes?
You don't know Cherno do you? This is the main map, you know that?
Motherfucker, I know nothing about this map! You don't know Cherno, do you? This is the main map. You know that?
I know nothing about this map!
It's the main jammer.
Yeah, I've never played this.
Um...I'm at these big satellite dishes
like we're in rust yeah so I Oh, bro. Yeah, so...
I mean, look at your fucking map, bro.
You know where you're at.
Press M.
Wait, there's a map?
Yeah, press M.
I'm in an electro, like, bottom center.
I'm pretty sure I can advise you hold on
i'm gonna press i'm gonna overlay real quick i'm gonna press something here
i'm going to create a group yeah yeah i'm friendly and friendly i just spawned big dog you might be able to yeah first time see where little bro is so Hey, online players.
Your names are only in number form. Uh-oh, is that the fucking search your Steam ID or something? How do I know where you are?
I can go online if you need them, no problem.
Can you type in Discord what your character name is?
Like on DZSA or whatever.
Yeah, just like... He tells you his numbers.
Where do you find your numbers?
Okay. find your numbers. I just don't know where I see my own.
Like if I had to find my numbers, where would find them you know what i'm saying you oh it says
at the top of the list it says you okay yeah tell me your numbers press m and then on the
left hand side you see how it has a bunch of numbers?
At the top of that list, it says U and tells me your numbers.
Okay... Wait wait wait repeat that
Press M and look on the left
it should say U and then say your numbers
I see
I'm gonna type down
Just give me the first few or whatever.
414
4-1-4-1
Four. I invited you
See if you get that
I got it big dog So now can we see each other on the map?
Yeah, I can see you over there. You're to my east and to your west.
Do you see me? Pressure map.
Think I can even see you far away, like look at me physically in the game, you can see me.
That make sense? Like you could see my little marker?
Someone just open this shit over here, bro.
I'm going dude!
I don't give a shit, I got a crossbow
I wanna go see what this looks like if I die, I die.
Come on! They do have zombies, I see one.
You know what? I'm just gonna murder him right now.
I see two. I'm just gonna murder him right now. Get up!
I see two.
Look at your crossbows back?
I see you on my screen.
Let me take a picture.
I see your name in the distance.
Yeah, that's what I just told you, big doofus.! You don't listen huh? I'm supposed to be the guy who knows what I need.
Oh stop talking to me man!
Why are you talking it's a kill server
Kill him! I have nothing!
Empty cigarettes, vitamin bottle, at your map, Noddy,
you see the X's that are green?
You're on one.
Apparently, you can use your car
to...
Where am I?
Where the fuck
am I?
Listen, Addy,
I can't teach you how to not be an idiot
so you gotta figure that part out. Oh, I'm looking for-
There's a lot going on!
... I see myself, He's shooting! Sorry, sir. I should have really gone ahead of him. so ah Shoot him.
He's got the zombies for sure, watch them.
No! oh
yeah man i need you to die okay just die man are they slow in the circle yo they're slow zombies am i wrong Holy shit! There's a shitload of them!
You guys want that fucking smoke?
They tank!
Ah, run!
Dude I actually kinda like the slowness but it's still kind of... Honestly the slow zombies are a lot better than fast ones.
Die bitch!
Sorry sorry! Die bitch! Sorry, sorry.
Let me hold it...die bitch!
I say that to everybody. I say it to everybody.
I say it to everybody.
Should I grab a...
Should I grab another crowbar? Bro, there's so many things that I don't understand what I'm looking at. You know what I mean? Okay.
Um, dude my gun's not gonna jam. No bullshit like that anymore.
Dude a fully auto Glock is kinda cool.
Oh katana! I should've katanabombed him. Uh...I didn't hear what you said this guy was asking me to get in discord
my man what's the kind of humans are you hanging out with that they're
jabbermouth would be so bad you can't talk what were you saying
what who cares man who gives a shit okay we'll get the fuck
okay well i'm here i got an an AK and I just killed a guy.
Okay?
I fucking killed the guy and I got an AK-47.
That's...
Okay. That's pretty damn good.
Firefighter's license, huh? Oh that says license I get to see who it is.
Well I guess not Brad. Can't even Brad.
Fucking Brad.
Get ready, get ready!
Oh, that was one-tapper
and then it went over me. This fucking thing sucks!
Oh man, it sucks bad.
It sucks fucking bad.
Yeah zombies... uh...
are slow in this server by the way.
They run slow.
I like that.
I do too, I didn't wanna-
Don't tell chat that dude. I like that. I do too, I didn't want to...
Don't tell chat that dude.
Oh shit!
Dude just got a CineStock key, a key to unlock sinistok green mansion i was born there firefighters keys civilians key has a yellow key card on two yellow key cards on them are my teammates nuts i'll be honest with you
if i know anything about boxing. They're important.
Should I be grabbing their green cards, or is that something like you already have it and no reason to grab more? You know what I mean? What type of jam am I looking at there I should maybe blow, right? Just have...
Single use you spawn
with them. Okay there's single use guys
so I should maybe grab a couple
This should cover more i believe that's like more reason to have it do i need epoxy for
it though so I don't think I have any 545 rounds, just gonna walk.
How many nines?
Nines, oh yeah.
**chip chip chips** I'm gonna use some more ammo real quick.
Other guy you killed?
Oh, they killed one guy.
He killed the other guy! That's right! Didn't he chat?
Did he kill someone else? Oh, there's a guy literally right...
Where is he? I don't know where he is.
There's the other guy he killed?
Where did they use this? I killed this guy, dog.
Legendary!
I'm on fire. Oh good luck.
Killed him. Just shot him in his ass helmet, bro.
Oh! He had toilet paper on him. Oh
Get toilet paper on
Don't tell people earlier man. We're not even far from each other by the way pretty close
back on the tool belt?
Yeah...
Filter sounder...
DON'T FUCK WITH ME!
WATCH OUT- You don't wanna fuck with me, man! Watch out!
You don't wanna fuck with me, man.
Okay...
Are you still fighting?
Nah.
Soulfish key... I got a soulfish key.
Okay, i'll be honest with you.
Um The guy was with asked me
to invite him to the group and I didn't have the heart to kill him so i killed
myself what what look at this yo i just got a legendary barter right here.
I did too but I just killed myself.
Shit. I didn't have the heart to fucking murder him...
So...
I fucking killed myself!
You could've just- you could've been pissed off. I fucking killed myself.
You could've just...
That's, it's not a big deal we could have done it.
Yeah but I didn't know like what the invite like what those numbers had to do with it. Yeah, but I didn't know like what the invite like... What those numbers in the inviting were
like if it was some Steam shit. No idea
bro. No idea. Where's my pistol?
I did not lose my
fucking edge, okay?
For all he knows,
I got shot in the back of the head.
Now we scared.
Like what? He don't know.
He thought I just got smoked.
Glock 2 up!
That's the kind of glock
we've got on right now, basically.
Why don't you and I just get a son of a shit for being soft?
Yeah, no-no-no but you gotta understand this guy took me by the hand
And like those five people that were coming at. He killed every single one of them for me
The softness rubbed off on me but i
can't you know what i'm saying
i can't be doing that bro i want to see
at least 10 kills then
i got you about to kill everybody bro
have you seen my suppressor cheese?
Yeah, I've never played on the server
but yeah, I've seen like... Dude,
you can't even see what you're aiming at, man.
Right. Yeah, maybe you can.
Yeah, buddy.
You can't. Yeah, but he can!
What do you mean?
Man, shut up man! Smartphone coming common, common, all-common bullshit.
Driver's license beaten.
I got a yellow card by the way if you wanna go to a fucking yellow cards one.
I have two yellow cards honestly I don't need ya.
Okay go fuck yourself then you stupid bitch
I'm right next to you
I'll fucking kill you
How dare ya? I just killed this guy up here
What do you have?
Oh!
You hit me oh Don't fuck with me man, I'll shit on you! you if it's an atc tower or something closing so I shit on that guy! Did you smoke his bitch ass?
Yeah, I did. How do I leave if I'm stuck in here?
Huh. Wait is that the yellow card or the green card?
I think it's this green card.
Alright, I'm close by.
I got my own green card. That shit respawns every five minutes, by the way.
How do I swipe it? I don't think I can get out!
Use the card.
I have the card in my hands.
I got you. I'm here. I'm gonna swipe it for you.
I'm coming.
Am I actually stuck?
I don't know but I'm coming to swipe you.
Can I jump out from up top or something?
I can just jump out from up here I think
onto the crates.
Oh fuck! Oh it worked! Oh my fucking god! onto the crates. Oh, fuck.
Oh, it worked!
Oh my fucking god.
This guy died that way,
it looks.
He's in there! Oh! I'm going to loot this guy and fucking mop him.
I didn't even know there was unlimited fucking stamp. Damn, what's up, bitch?
What's up, bruh?
Look at him come over here and katana you old bitch ass.
I don't even know what kind of bullets this other gun takes.
What other gun do i have here?
Wait, Groza right?
Groza?
What the fuck is this?
TKB?
Just drop you, go you?
You scared me bro bro. Fuck.
This guy's got a shotgun for you. Take it.
I don't even know what to grab, bruh!
Oh zombie, zombie, zombie.
They're slow moving though. Pretty cool.
I actually like that.
Life! Oh, shit!
Oh have they not got fucked from that? Okay
Ummm
I can shotgun for sure.
Yeah, I got a shotgun. Just getting some...
You spawn with like different types of shit so like
different bandages and shit.
Dropping the cereal left you a little bit not much
yeah i brought this here where the to go I think I know why to deal with the Groza takes fucking 9x39s?
Oh shit, that's kinda weird.
What kind of ammo I need?
There's a bunch of slug rounds for ya.
And this tactical machete, bro. Take that out of the line.
What the fuck you just took my tax boom machete.
You son of a bitch.
That was in my pants, bitch! I was swapping pants.
That was in my pants!
Here take this.
Nah, I got one.
Take that toilet paper, bro.
Alright we're good on this motherfucker.
Alright, I'm good.
Oh you can see my health from like action.
You wanna do yeah you wanna do
uh
I mean green card
respawns every five minutes
that bitch is probably
respawning in a sec
need to figure out
how to fix my
my vest
um
yeah you wanna
oh green card spawns
every five minutes
as I said yeah yes Yeah, you want a green car spawns every five minutes
Yes
Me we can I mean this is the green right here. Is it gonna spawn new loot in it yeah yeah new box
you want away i guess i might be i think it's ready already yeah maybe all these are mine since i have um yeah I see the Doc Kona up there.
What the...
They're trying to shoot me from up here.
Don't really know where do we go, just go up here? Oh yeah look at that.
Yeah all the time. Wolf totem yellow card. Where do we go? Go up here. Oh, yeah.
Look at that.
Yeah.
All the way on top.
Open it.
Wolf totem yellow card.
There's two gun crates in the ground.
One is ruined.
No, no, no no Let's go downstairs let's go downstairs
These gun crates are kinda sweet
Yeah yeah yeah
Oh they are ruined they are they are they are already open yeah that's fine let's keep
moving we can go uh We can go, uh...
We can go yellow card.
Um...
Yeah is there one near though?
What are those the triangles?
Cement mixer.
We don't know where the yellow cart-
Oh they're up north look
i say we go west to this other green i'm gonna i'm gonna move my marker
i think you can move markers.
You get a car, I got a lockpick.
Uh if we get a car, I mean getting cars is hard.
Yeah, I'm good let's go. I marked it.
I have a fully auto-glocked and that is my only defense at the moment.
My only defense is this shotgun. Is there a traitor in the distance? Shotgun. This guy right here?
Is there a traitor in the...
I killed them all, lookit!
Look at his face mask bro, take that.
I have a helmet.
Take his goggles too.
Couple green cards on him. Four thousand on a minute oh shoot he's got money I can't
take his tool belt take this can't take his backpack!
You're not taking it now.
He has a Bizon in there.
I'm just gonna get the Bizons and sell them.
Actually bro,
I might use the fucking Bizon over this first gun at the moment.
Because that's 49 bullets.
Oh, yeah.
Let me load this back.
I have a fucking gun now.
Go to traders now? You think we have enough? Yeah, why don't we just head to a...
I guess we can go do a trader because I got a bunch of stuff
and make some money and try to get the loadout.
Minus fucking one good old trader.
Drops on me. Minus fucking one good opportunity
There's a drop coming heel
He'll have I mean Heal Hal!
Bring the disc.
I'm ready to go whenever you are apparently ah It doesn't look depleted.
I got some stuff to...
You can go try it out if you'd like
yeah i'll see why not let's roll um where's the trainer Oh, the traders are.
Trader extract? Wait, extract?
What is these...
Come out with a pop-up loot? Oh, is that where you...
Maybe you go into these little blue things
to get to a trader. Is that how that works?
By the way, that thing's not depleted.
It only works on bleeds. You need an eye pack or grizzly
to heal.
This guy has grenades some bleeds, you need a knifehacker grizzly to heal. Gotcha. That's fine.
This guy has grenades, huh?
Huh. I'm not touching no fucking grenades.
He's got an Akito
chest, man.
Dude, did you ever play like Rearmed with the Tarkov teleporters?
Yes, I did. Same thing right?
It's same thing yeah.
Alright let's go.'s going on we're gonna
teleport to the trailer man let's go to the trainer maybe get a load out I also have certain keys. Like, I have a
Cinestock key... Cinestock Green green mansion it's like a pink one epic
why don't we hit this and then maybe we can maybe see if we can go do a key.
Hit the straighter, key it up.
Hopefully we'll see some to kill on the way.
The zombies are around, but I'm pretty sure I see a guy in front of us.
We can dip out on them as obvious. I'm chasing this fella down.
I'm pretty much where he was.
Here he is.
He's down.
Okay, good shit!
He had a sniper. Lows him. Let's go.
Loot up, holocron.
Didn't have much... Oh! I'm hit.
I don't even see where that came from. Came from our, where we just came from.
Same direction we ran from.
I'm looking.
I only got a shotgun so i can't really...
Come half south right now now i have a morphine
like this
don't think I need it, but I'll use it.
Look how... We just shot zombies are are like man can't keep up with those
Yeah I'm done with that
You knew what you needed on thing there?
Yeah see him down there? I saw him at the other right side of the school
He's at this school thing I saw him at the other right side of the school. I'm gonna push left side.
He's at this school thing here.
I'm going left.
On the back side of it, I'm gonna flank right.
Okay.
He could be inside, I've not seeing them.
Yes.
. He's on me.
Back room, get up.
You almost dead?
No no I'm dead dead.
Oh you're dead dead? Yeah, that's fine.
That shotgun doesn't really do much fuckin' damage. oh i had a shotgun with one bullet guys what the fuck do i'm gonna do i'd rather bait myself strategic one
yes on there oh i'm right next to you i'm coming get this
got a backpack I'll get to a shimmy. Got her backpack on and everything's at best.
You know what I'm gonna like about this?
I'm kind of over the whole weapon kit, gun being fucking badly damaged shit thing.
Yeah, yeah. Kind Kinda happy to be shooting.
Fucking killing people
in actual gear
Apparently I'm that kid on the ship
too that can heal myself with shots though.
It does seem like you have to
put more bullets into people
to kill them.
One shotgun shot ain't gonna kill nobody. I don't think it's like...
they don't have as much shock damage,
they're not going to go down
as often in my opinion.
Yeah yeah yeah.
I already noticed that.
It didn't even hurt his fucking stab vest when I killed him, which is a good thing for you at the moment.
And I am on the way.
You'll love how there's no fucking stamina.
You actually do? Yeah.
I'm gonna use up on green card
Tyler, i'm pretty sure those nails are really expensive
Yeah yeah. Do you see some else?
Well in your backpack. Yeah, am I? That's right yeah, I think those are the good shit
Mm-hmm. I think those are things that like people even trade you for
Yeah, you need them to build a base on like every server.
Yeah,
yeah.
I'll get into base building
sometimes on the server
so I might,
if I'm liking it a lot.
Alright,
so you can play these
like survival too and just go fuck off. You know if you don't have to be all into it
Apparently lockpicks are really good too. Okay
Yeah I think I had two on my body
As long as that was the last life I don't remember I like how it tells you where it kills you too.
I can literally almost shot you bro.
Ow, you fucking bitch.
I think the thing about them though...
They're slower but they're stronger.
Stronger, bro.
I need anything from this?
Rare barter and the blue key and...
Um... um Oh, I already know. Blank out. It's happened before. It's happened before. Block pick goes on tool belt.
I'm pretty sure they have one on my tool belt though right? Boom.
Can't put two of them there? I wouldn't think I can pit... Can I put two of them on there? I wouldn't think so.
Nah, we'll just throw it in there though
since its like the tool belt right?
What do we do with crowbars?
Is that like-can like break open doors dude
Because that's what it used to be in rearmed
Wonder if there's tappers on the super
Hackers are never sure they're good hackers or tappers hackers are good
wait, hackers or tappers? oh, I thought you meant...
nah, i'm talking about tappers
horses gonna be tappers bro
you don't think they got a fuckin 50 cal on this bitch? You're wrong. I don't know, maybe.
Oh, someone said no tappers. It's only
3-3-8. No tappers.
Wait, what do you mean by tappers?
Like semi auto snipes?
No, like 50 BMG.
It doesn't matter what armor you're wearing.
You just die.
Is.338 not a tapper?
That's a...
It depends on the armor, I think.
Leave me no damn gun, I think. You ain't leaving me
no damn gun, little bro?
What you talking about, bro?
I didn't even take his gun.
He didn't have much.
He had an automatic.
What do he has? Or is this fucking Glock? do you have? Fucking Glock.
You want a Glock mag, I got ya.
Yeah let me get a mag for that.
Thank you. I gotcha, so this not that was good shit I'm with that on our way
just kind of fucking dying I'm good.
That fucking gushers?
What the hell?
Damn, I want me some
gushers right now, bro.
Okay. I'm gonna need some gushers right now, bro. Why does Summit keep skipping his kills for loot?
How do you heal though?
Skipping his kills...
There are certain things we can get to heal. I thought there was something in here.
Some Uncrustables on this floor if you're hungry.
Okay, some fucking Uncrustables.
Well we should just grab stuff that we can barter. Just to settle when we get there. Might as well, right?
Yeah I already have two guns. I'm trying to grab guns at the moment.
Okay.
I got two guns on my backpack.
See that?
Yeah.
And then...
You got 55 guns.
What do you mean you got two...
Oh, fuck it. Damn! What? 55 guns fucking me you got to
Go on Yeah, I'm good to go Ready? Ready? Let's go.
I'm good to go.
Bro, do you see your own back?
Can I see my own back?
Stop moving!
Huh?
What do you mean brother?
You know i can turn my character and see my What do you mean brother? Okay, i'm posting this in discord
You know I can turn my character and see my own back. Oh
It's like
I can see the gun floating off my bags they're that what you're talking about? Yeah, well you have a hundred guns on your back!
Yeeeah, yeah......'cause you sell them and shit in these types of servers for money.
Ah, let's fucking go man.
This guy just hit this thing here. Where is this?
Um... Wasn't that like the same- Green product? This guy just hit this thing here. Where is this?
Wasn't that like the same one? Yeah, fuck it. Let's keep going. Trader.
That guy fucked me up in less than half!
How are you healing though?
There are certain things that you can buy to heal
I mean money goes to stock up on shit like that,
I'll be honest.
I wanna see what this fucking
Glock is doing.
Mosin kill question mark?
Oh, did we not loot my mosin kill guy?
That's right, we got shot at right after he hit me.
Oh shit... wait.
You want to go look?
Where was he?
I don't actually remember.
Uh, I remember Remembering this one
He's in between the houses
Chat Anything good to loot? Oh, you getting shot? By these houses.
Uh... beige house
I'm-I'm cronin'
I'm at uh.. you see my house
Yeah yeah I'm at, uh... You see my house. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm peeking.
I don't see him.
I beat the shots, but this guy's not...
Is he in his house?
I think he's in there.
Oh! is he in his house i think he's in there
nope yeah he's around unless he ran maybe second floor no no saying flooring i'm literally running out in the open.
I'm not even getting shot at, I don't...
Maybe he didn't have much?
... shoot anybody without a name brother where the fuck is this guy what the
are you running that's me i'm literally I hear running. That's you.
That's me, I'm literally spry
I'm not getting shot at, what the fuck?
Blinking fucking red. I'm leaving. Wanna try to bodyblock you,
I guess?
He's in the window!
Other building! oh my god he broke my legs instantly I'm trying to
get pissed here sorry I'm a little mad about that one I go I I mean I ran
around for four hours he's waiting for you to get up
my man he was in the house next door
it wasn't in there when i ran in it oh my god what the i'll be honest he only wanted your ass that has nothing
to do with me bro what are you talking about? You gotta get your skill up,
man! It's the house next door!
Bro, I ran around
waiting to make a shot!
Okay, so I gotta look
at every fucking house bitch.
When your teammate is blinking red and you just got shot from a guy right there...
Yeah fuck yeah you do!
Bro, I ran around fucking everywhere, bro.
What the fuck?
Like how is that on me, bitch?
The guy clearly didn't want me.
He wanted your bitch ass.
Man, you fucking suck, bro.
What the fuck?
That is not my fault at all. It was in that house next door, you looted one house
and it's like yeah I don't know where he is.
Yeah I know! You went into one house and were like
I have no idea where it is!
No, I went in the three houses bitch
I don't believe that
It was literally the house next door
What other houses would you go into before that one the the three to
the left you don't even know where you got shot from i was just going
to the house i knew a general direction that I got shot from, motherfucker!
Okay and those houses are second!
And I knew he would leave!
That is not on me bro
Jesus that is not on me bro Jesus yeah it's just fucking dick riding to bro how was his amateur hour breath I ran around for a fucking three minutes and the guy shot zero bullet at me.
Summit stood up, and he fucking killed him.
What are you waffling about bro?
Oh my...
You let him kill you?!
Don't tell me that!
You didn't tell me that. Don't tell me you let him kill you? Don't tell me that.
Yeah, bitch! He took my kneecaps
as soon as he killed you.
Oh...
... I'm fucking getting off bitch fuck you. Pistol case. It's okay. All right. all right so Oh, yoy-yoy.
I'm just annoyed, ch. It's nobody's fault.
Could use this in the house next door though.
Just a little annoyed at that.
That one is already open, I guess still in Discord.
He doesn't want to find me like that.
Which I completely understand.
Okay. Spatula, spatula. spatula spatula so so What the flying fuck am I? Isn't she crazy how often I get hit? so so so All right, all right. Not good loot.
Eh, fuck it we're not gonna be able to kill those guys. so so so What the fuck is this?
This looks like a gun rack for your base or something. oh so I don't know if it's worth going into buildings like this. Spinner. better
wellies
one again man I want a like that.
Whatever.
That goes against normal day's game.
All good.
Okay, let's go.
Okay, so we're going to have to do this game. All good. so That's right, they're stronger. so so so I don't think I'd loot anything like that.
Stop looting cards and shit, what am i doing?
This is completely different.
Maybe this stuff from be a station cylinder. I don't know if you can hold it, but you can rob an ATM at the police station.
Let the whole map know.
You should probably goatch Green King as soon as you spawn.
You get that shit every time you spawn, so...
Robbing requires an item. Open it!
ATMs are disabled. The police station just doesn't have anything to loot in it. They didn't add shit to it, just the same old PlayStation.
I'm gonna say maybe somebody fucking looted their crates but...
Crates stay there even if they statement and fucking look at it.
Do you need a lockpick to hit that bitch? Oh, it's crowbar right?
Crowbar yeah. I have true crowbars
I think you can like even
fuck with people in their bases
and pick a door
Somebody was telling me earlier. They gave me nails, and said that nails are...
Yeah they said they're good but he wasn't going to build a base again. I like the
fast pacing of this server.
Yeah. Yeah, it's definitely going to be a change up from survival. I'm just burned out in survival at the moment.
I can't fucking fight another zombie.
I feel that.
The zombies here are just gonna be stronger, but at least we can dip on them into the fence and it's like a
home I'm only issues are
where for her to assume
yeah Yeah!
Oh man, I picked up a sniper case out of a random box.
You're way fucking stronger, by the way.
Yeah, way stronger.
You get to be able to fish for a while.
Sniper rocks! Here we go!
Crossbow!
Amazing. Alright? Ten shots. motion
10 shots not too bad that's a killing machine Oh this chick has an armor on her, see that? Damn!
That shit has fucking chunked you.
Whoa! oh so so I just saw that, that guy whipped his whole fucking mag. uh I think I'm just not a big fan of how strong the zombies are wait
you just headshot those arms like five times That's fucking strong.
I'm so so so oh
yo let me in there please don't kill me, please. I'm from the... Hey, I hate zombies and here I am dealing with a soldier.
Oh hell no!
Fuck you then! Here we have dealing with zombies.
Here I am doing the same shit...
I think it's even a little worse right now.
Fuck you!
I'm gonna come in there and smash your skull dude.
I am the trouble, actually. yeah oh Oh, by them zombies.
At least they're slower and their aggro is a lot different.
Aggro's different, they're here too.
Yeah but I feel like just in major towns they're not as frequent as the other servers.
Maybe. Mm-hmm I'm struggling. so so shit Shit.
Wait, did he just get killed? I did this one. Yeah, man.
I'm not sure if that's the right word for it...
... but I think you're getting a lot of points there. so on chat so. so we're gonna start really long on these ones I'll leave it on its own. Thank you. You gonna do any Tarkov tonight?
I don't know.
Maybe.
Probably not, though.
We'll see.
Depends where this game puts me.
It's been a very frustrating day of Daisy.
It's just been annoying me.
You know what I'm saying? It's just been annoying me, to be honest. so disconnected disconnected I'm tired, dude.
I'm drinking an energy drink while I'm trying to... It's not pushing me past the point of tiredness.
I don't know how this is going to stretch out. I'm gonna go ahead and get out? Okay. I'll give it a gander.
Oh man... so so damn Damn.
Shit, I got smoked on my Q timer and I got in really good.
What do you got?
You're like me motherfuckers.
Are you stuck in queue?
22!
Either people haven't really been put in yet or I'm fucked.
I don't think they've been put in. don't think they've been playing you've been trying to get in right the
whole time yeah i did a good a good cue wait a second
he said i feel like you motherfuckers that that fucking rude asshole
okay fuck you first of all second of all hope your fucking queue goes up.
Wait you're big chillin'. The pop is huge on this server.
Yeah but it's... I don't think I'm actually anim-18 now.
Let me see.
I don't think I'm in it. No, no you're...
You're in, Ian Big Dog.
Oh yeah it's starting to crumble down now 15?
Get me in there! Get me fucking in! I wanna make it to the lab!
... I wanna make it to the lab!
That would be badass, bro. A progression point being like...
a lab-like fuckin' Tarkov style, bro.
Gotta cross through to get to the next fucking area.
The guy that I was with yesterday said it's...
I mean, yesterday what?
The guy that I was with earlier
said it's like that.
I don't know if it's a lie
but he said like the progression is based on you
know like the keys and or the cards okay maybe he was waffling
he said like you get one card uh you go to the next you'll get the
second card of the third third part you continue like that so so so so so so so. I'm sorry. Thank you. Oh my god, full HP! Holy shit!
Okay nevermind Okay, never mind.. so All right. Yeah, these people are fucking lucky. Come on.
Yeah, these people are fucking lucky. Fuckin' dog no HP.
I don't murder everybody.
Talking about me?
Yeah!
You didn't get back on the server did you?
No, I didn't get him. the server, did you? Nah I didn't get him.
I have a fucking headache bro
Yeah that guy fucked me up
I killed his boy though
Saw you The guy who missed I saw you.
The guy who missed the fucking mag and a half.
That was the guy, the one and the only
of those fuckers' drill bits.
So The fuck is drill bits?
Solid drill bits for metal. Quite a valuable find. It's a valuable find!
Then it says it's a common barter.
Increase my FOV and Stenix now, I don't like to increase my FOV.
I mean you know the use of it is valuable wherever you're fucking using it but...
...it's a shitty barter. Tiki border.
Just to find my...to use the green card I guess right on the phone you want a map is huge bro was this the regular map yeah sure enough it is oh shit yes sure it is um yeah sure it is
oh astf1 is there, where is it? That's about the green car now.
I got a chunk of red back, baby.
Just go to the trader just to go?
Go to the trader what? I have nothing to trade.
You want to get stuff?
Nah, but I've been to a fucking i'm up there like with the point i wanna just get stuff before i go there i like playing early game busy though man
early game on these servers can be quite pvpiness. It's like different levels
on this shit, bro.
There's a lot of fucking people on here too.
There's still a lot of people fighting even though it's different levels.
We're not fighting with the craziest
gear but we're still fighting with the craziest gear, but... We still fight.
You know? I love it.
Lot of PvP!
Obviously look, I'm running down the streets
and there's like not a shitload
of zombies, but in that one area
we definitely did detract a lot, you know what I mean?
Yeah yeah. As soon as the shots came off they pulled up.
And they're dangerous if you can't sprint so...
I might actually have my circle-
I might pick up codeine pills on the server if i come across them.
I feel like as soon you get shit that you want to sell at the trader,
The best thing for me is probably iPads and shit.
Probably, yeah.
You could just have basic shit like a fucking MP5 Mosin or something like that.
Just grab the uh...
The meds.
Rubber...
That's where Natty left it what the fuck
very heated debate going on in chat yeah Yeah, about what? About what?
Digimon or Pokemon? I mean, I'm gonna give you that answer right now. Digimon.
Okay. What the hell?
Digimon over Pokemon. All day. What the hell is a digimon? Got some Demi bears bears you don't know digimon i do know did you mind i'm
trolling
I kind of get through my show was kinda sick but how can he I kinda agree. I don't know how you can choose...
Yeah, but how can he choose that over Pokemon, bro?
Think about later years, I don't really like Pokemon.
I liked the original 150. I think it got lame after that.
Okay...
Fuck it Neopets clears!
Yeah bro.
Neopets, huh?
Neopets!
Isn't that little motherfucker you were supposed to keep alive or something?
Yep.
Not a big bag.
Whoa, shredder!
Wait what? That was Tamagotchi, right? What?
The little thing you have to keep alive.
I thought this was a backpack I can get.
Oh, was that what
that was? I don't know. Yeah, yeah, the little
thing you have to keep alive.
It was like kind of
popping off in our school for a while,
middle school.
Yeah, yeah. in our school for a little while like middle school yeah
oh pistol case let's go i like these cases bro pretty cool pretty cool Pretty cool.
Your outfit's looking pretty sick, man.
Nothing changed right now. But you can't carry shit.
The mask is pretty cool, I don't know about everything else.
Yeah, fuck with the mask.
Oh shit! I'm dead!
This guy snuck up on me and I had no idea
this son of a bitch!
He just punched you out
Bro he fucking
He knifed me up bro
Holy shit
Did you not hear him
I can pick a spot
Yeah I was telling you
No I didn't hear a single foot work yeah i was telling you no i didn't hear single footstep bro
where do you get to choose it says it says electro
i'm gonna go churn out i'm gonna go Electro this time.
Pretty cool. Let me move this...
Where am I?
Green card.
What am I doing?
Found some carbon. I need a fucking flashlight, you think I need a flashlight? I was thinking maybe red card would be like in the dark or some shit, but fuck that. Whatever. Who cares?
Well yeah, you better have something better to flash at them.
Big ass PvP sure right? Dou doubt they're gonna let it fly.
Steel rivets feels like they gotta be somewhat rare...
Not rare but, I mean worth.
Prisoner jacket.
Yeah fuck the flashlight.
Okay...
You can get back in bro!
I'll assault you by one death, it's cool.
We're gonna make it.
You gave me a headache, bro.
You had a headache?
Said you gave me a headache all that yelling.
Yeah, I don't think the guy was yelling that much.
My earphones, the sound barrier was broken by what you were yelling.
Okay, I don't know about that?
Yeah, I don't think you can make it in right now.
Uhh...I'm thinking.
You could just YOLO the green basically and be like, Yeah I'm putting him in. Like he's on A, you're running that bitch.
That's what i'm doing right now. I'm gonna sneak into this bitch
And go to the top open up a gun and just shoot someone to death.
Hey my daisy's fuckin'
broken? Hello what the hell?
Oh wait! Wait! Chill!
I am...
What the fuck?
Oh my goodness.
What's going on man?
Well no, you got the green card and I just hit it man go ahead take it, get your gift, do you and have fun. How does that work by the way? If I hit it after it's not going to happen again?
You hit it and, it's not gonna have anything.
Alright.
Alright boss. Good luck!, yeah man.
Hey what the fuck? Is this guy in a stop-o? I'm confused.
This guy didn't kill me! Who knew that people exist like that in this universe.
I instant fucking loaded it in bro.
Maybe you should just use me for my green card I guess. You instantly load it in?
Last knock is your screenshot. We're're fucking dead. We're fucking done.
Maybe I got prio, cause they heard you say some shit about
I feel like you guys so they gave it to me instead of you
I've got a grizzly med kit bro but i can't carry it
Where the fuck did i spawn at
i'm gonna like her as well um how do i do this again oh you you not my group anymore? Yeah, I got no already
My head is killing me. Can't hear a mini AK.
One of the weirdest fucking irons that I've ever seen.
Okay, fuck it, fuck it, fuck me, I mean, fuck it.
Fuck me, I mean fuck it. Fuck me.
Okay, got this yellow keycard
I got a starry soborrkey That sounds fun, I know where to go to get that one.
Sweet!
I'm not even on the right fucking server, bitch.
You're so fu- wait what do you mean?
Yeah, I got in too fast.
I was like why the fuck am so fast. I'm like, what the fuck? Am I hitting this bitch
so quick?
Then I was like, okay well it's dead that's why.
Yeah.
Ummm... Alright let me see.
Let me see RIP.
Let's see if I instantly join in this one man.
I would highly doubt it.
We'll see though
hey oh bro got Got a yellow rebel.
Gotta be worth millions.
Yellow rebel.
Appreciate it, man.
Okay. Yeah, man. But if you get hurt, zombies are dangerous. Like they're fight- you're slow as shit man. Yeah they're bad yeah I know
Um...I am
Might be able to get a spry on this one.
I'm gonna instantly in.
If we don't need it.
That's not good, but Shmii is not dirty.
Oh my god! a fishing rod.
T-H-S-H
Heat shrink tubing
used to insulate electrical wires
instead of an adhesive layer
it's fixed by heating the surface
at 90 degrees Celsius
under the influence of such a temperature
the thermo tube begins to shrink tightly wrapping around the cable section
fishing in the chat saying saying we both have cryo. Best rod you could find.
You heard little bro?
No, what?
Somebody in the chat's saying we both have cryo.
Oh that's why why oh bro they already
hooked us up these guys are gone it went through
mm-hmm one nice thing yes we do appreciate it guys thanks for uh
thanks for being cool yeah thanks for being cool i'm like
someone you die he yells at you what's up
motherfucker it gives you headaches
fucking big head are you the same guy I ran into earlier?
Okay, where am I?
Are we in a group or no?
Alright listen that guy he didn't kill me so
I'm gonna repay this favor now and I'm not going to kill me. So, I'm gonna repay the favor now and
I'm not going to kill you, okay? Alright?
Make sure you repay that favor to someone else! Okay?
... Do it. Do it.
Alright, chill out Kirby! Relax man!
Been watching Star Wars? chill out kirby relax man been watching star wars
help group me up
those barters sell.
Wait, really? The small one? I've just been going off of colors like damn that shit's crazy. Like damn
I'm not really sure- That doesn't look crazy
None of the- I'm basing it off of colors
I just got sniped at I'm basing it off of colors.
I just got sniped at today... Or some of this.
Alright, hey! Alright.
Hey man, I think someone's shooting at us.
Ahem! I'm going to go further into the Electro. Good luck, brother!
I'm going in to the Electro because someone is snapping from the outskirts.
I'm on Electro right now and looking for loot. from the outskirts.
I'm on electro right now, looking for loot.
Um...
Oh we're not in that same group
let me get you in real fast
can you tell me like
four digits to your number?
Press map and then look left it is minus eight three one seven
i invited you? Uhhh...
I'm in.
We're gonna have to do something about it for each other. I'm dead
fuck
oh
you died already
dude
I ran out of the door
some guy was behind me man
well door and some guy was behind me, man.
Well,
that's the way that shit works.
Wait, is there... Yo, are crosshairs allowed on the server?
Yo,, guy who
you know what I'm saying
hooked it up and shit.
You mean his crosshairs?
Oh, actually no.
Scalpel.
That's cool.
Yeah, Chad that was my fault I got him killed.
Yeah why didn't you cut it that motherfucker dude?
That was on me bro.
I got him fucking killed.
Yeah they're allowed in the server shit I might cross her up to this-
Yeah! Yeah, they're allowed on the server? Shit I might uh- I might cross her up to this.
I got mine on.
Is yours on really? Yeah it is.
Hold on.
What's it called? Like fucking HUD
site? There it is.
Let's start on a fast chat.
Real fast, real fast.
Cheating software activated!
Bye bye!
Hang on...
It's on. Let's go.
Alright dude put me on even playing field here.
I wanna fucking...
I want to point fire some bitches.
Somebody's a green card in right now?
Your monitor doesn't have one?
It does but they're ugly.
They're fuckin' ugly.
Clara!
I can see your cheeks.
It's actually kind of, it's like honestly the dot annoys me a little bit.
Because...
I don't know just when i move around it seems too Counter-Strikey
I'm gonna be really a lot more efficient i think but yeah whatever let's play for a little bit with it if i hate it i'll take it off give me the loot
it's been opened Motherfuckers. Did you die by the way?
Uh, I mean...
I'm starting as a fresh, I didn't die though.
I'm opening up this suitcase.
We should be good here.
Actually holy shit I did open the pistol.
Fuck I just got a screwdriver bro
What am I gonna do with that shit man?
The dots actually help on this one.
I get a gun?!
Holy shit!
I'm at 308-308-1Tap people.
I'm getting rare collectibles and shit, though, to sell.
Let's go!
I just jumped out of a don't fuck.
I'm good.
Open the door. come again I got the yellow rebel as well, big dog.
You don't like your stuff?
Yo! I'm real dude, I'm thanks to the fucking gift it says man appreciate
yellow red button all right let's go towards green maybe?
Uh yeah somebody just opened it so by the time we get there should be a reset or somebody is camping at one of those two.
Yeah
I wanna give myself a gun though just in case but I haven't found shit.
That's awesome.
I have a.308 because someone tapped somebody.
We'll be good.
Alright. so I'm gonna go look at the men's right there. Oh, pistol case.
Sweatpants. I'll try to take both of these real quick.
Let's see...
Ah fuck. Someone is here to kill us.
Yeah what man?
Yeah take that Beretta.
Yeah what man? Not you.
There's a guy outside I think.
I do not see a guy.
I can't believe you were dual!
Oh... I can't lend you a tool.
Megaphone I'm over here!
Why is this just so loud?
Because it's on a megaphone.
It wasn't just loud.
Alright, what's up man? What do you want?
I challenge you to a duel.
Okay, what kind of duel are we doing?
Oh shit. What's the rules?
Ten steps
back and turn. One shot?
How many shots?
Uh, I got a double barrel but I can do one shot.
I could do long order some what. Okay let's go. Out in the street.
Okay. got you
You count off. All right, I'm ready set
Go one two three four five six seven eight nine ten
oh those suck oh Oh no! That was good.
I was going to kill him, I swear.
Nice job.
I need all this cool stuff though. Nice job, grab a shotgun. Grab a shotgun.
I need all this cool stuff though like his mask and helmet okay? Thank you.
I'm gonna be the scariest fucking nurse you've ever seen. Yo, Umbriel, thank you so much for the 20
gifted subs, man. I appreciate you, brother.
Welcome guys to the squad on his dime.
My bad, bro. My bad. I've been distracted as fuck trying to do the server thing
right now. Umbriel, thank you so fucking much, man.
86!
You old motherfucker.
You old son of a bitch.
You good?
I'm good. let's go!
Gonna think all night?
Wait what is that? That's a belt or some shit. Oh he had stuff in his belt too.
Here Rayer have ammo. Oh, he had stuff in his belt too. It's like a storage thing. Sheeeet!
Here Ray, I have ammo.
I ain't brought any ammo.
Um... here. Right there. Is it 9mm?
Chalk and that one too.
Do I need these green keys? Are they worth anything? Shocker that went to your... Uh, yeah. Not enough.
Do I need these green keys? Are they worth anything?
I don't know.
Hunter's key. Key to unlock the hunting bambi crate found in a double red building in Tier 1 zone.
I guess. Might as well.
That's good. Might as well. Welcome here.
I don't know if you want like uncommon barter shit in there.
There's gloves, I don't know if you need that shit.
Let's check anything bro, fuck that alright let's go.
Hit this green we can hold ourselves down, hold our own.
See ya, you know what I'm saying? i'll let y'all do your little 1v1 and then once it was like two three
shots missed a piece like yeah this pretty much happens over
it's embarrassing yeah the dude was dumb! You know what I'm saying?
He could have used his gear so...
Yeah exactly
Oh, I'll give you a grenade over here
So I don't kill somebody
I like it. I'm getting my PvP fix here a little bit.
And this is all craziness down here. It'll chill out up north more but it's definitely obviously gonna be pirate ship.
I mean there's the spawn area and shit too right? So it's like...
Everybody just flying. He's on the ground
Looting
He's dead
Bucket at him Want that bucket at him Fuck it, eh?
Want that bucket on him?
Uh... fuck it.
Weapon cleaning patches. That seems to be nice oh dude the had a weapons case on him hold on okay pristine too my god a mythical barter. We gotta go, bruh.
What'd you get?
A mythical barter.
Is it that helmet thing?
Nah nah, it's a bobber.
Something about...
I don't know, it's a fucking animal.
Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna go into this crate right here.
There's a longhorn on the ground there.
Yeah, left it, left it, yeah.
Okay, okay, okay. I'm gonna probably come back for it.
Okay, got this guy...
This guy...
AK-105?
Oh boy. Wait, I have't die is this thing supposed to like go out is there a button
to do that like isn't the butt sock supposed to go out more or maybe that's just not how good
that's just how it is
i'll take you out the attachments needed oh this dude had a yo this dude had some in his bro. Dude had an old Abyss Gauntlet
Goblet sorry not a gauntlet
I have a pocket fan which is purple that one's gold
I have a fucking ETG
Damn that's probably good too actually for heals I'm not b and that's perfect for two extra four heels
not the last really good
action on
bruh
rather right around holy fu- Holy fuck.
What?
Penis!
What?
Look in front of you, man.
Oh my god. Look in front of you, man.
Um...
What the fuck?
That's a mythical item!
It just put it out there and it just's just here. Yeah, look, look!
It's upside down now, bro.
What the fuck?
Hey, I'll take that shit.
That's a mythical barter.
You wanna check out my gobble though?
This is all- this uh...
Oh shit!
...this is a legendary barter.
Okay.
Some money.
Alright let's keep moving around! um what's my gun here wait where'd my gun go dropped it where am i gonna go wait that's how i back there yeah so i'm back like that's something
wait i sure You hear somebody?
Yeah.
It might be inside here.
Yeah it could be.
Dead bodies here. Got over here. Oh, I shot the guy that was our boy, I think.
Our boy?
The yellow one.
Oh, shit. Oh, I think. Our boy? The yellow one.
Oh sh...
I don't know if that's our boy but it's the guy you 1v1'd isn't it? Yeah. Number five. I don't hear.
I heard somebody talking.
I'm holding downstairs, things.
I'm holding downstairs so nobody comes in. so I'm gonna go down and start sucking in a bit. run all the way down this fast like a ant brother
here, just gotta open up my door real quick
alright come grab this. Alright, I'm good.
Sorry about shooting you guy who challenged me to a duel. I thought you were gonna be a got the gun
You with me? Oh it doesn't matter she's right there She can see me. Get the fuck outta here
I have yellow I got one too.
Do you want to head trader or do you wanna go yellow?
Shit, you've got the crazy shit.
I've got the best item in the game.
Um...
Get thrown for a second.
Straight here.
I see it.
Let's go for it.
Just multiple us. Fine. Let's go back. Just Morgzmoss.
Alright.
God, I'm a...
I was gonna call them fucking skellies for a second man.
I like how you don't have to deal with him if you're fully healthy.
Yep.
You're skewed. Go try your, but yeah I do need better armor.
Get some extra ammo for this gun and get a sidearm should be good enough. I'm gonna pull this to
the upper vines. so Okay, in front of us.
Can't see him.
Letting them go.
They just want to hunt him down, I bet.
Actually a lot of shots...
I don't know if he is close or up here let's kill him but
He was running the whole time, fuck that.
Okay
Yeah Oh boy. Yo man, you friendly?
Yeah I've just gone here.
I don't see anything.
Military is definitely on here.
I was just making sure he was down.
Oh man!
He has good stuff.
Okay... He's weighing in. He has good stuff. Okay.
Souls?
Huh.
I know souls.
Another song... The raid tool. Want that?
A raid tool?
Yeah, like you cut through people's houses.
Uh...
I suppose. Alright. Uh, this one?
Alright. Put it on the ground
Glock as well
Metal saw, rage sword...
Gonna drop the Beretta. Want to drop the Beretta?
With the man...
You should grab the belt, but it's right there now.
Later. I'm gonna go for a shot now. See you later.
Took his fucking nutter butter, bro! Uhhhhhhh...
I wanna say we're good.
Thanks for the fight man, I love your content.
Oh this fucking guy...
Hey Dara sorry my boy killed you. GGs brother
Yeah good fight bro thanks man
Sorry my boy killed you? Why the hell are you apologizing?
Yes, he was nice man. That's how you know...
Enough people already hate me for complaining about video games, you understand?
Yeah yeah but you're apologizing and say i'm sorry my friend killed you
yeah because i'm sorry you killed him
he deserved that fucking death.
And he knows it.
Alright, check this out.
Where's the traitor at?
You okay?
I'm fucking dead man.
You gave me a fucking heart attack asshole!
Hey you thought you died?
I literally said taser and i was like, man i don't even think they heard me say that bro
gas mask filter we need that man pox antidote um i don't think so i don't know
yo check us out.
Legendary angel statue.
Oh, grab that shit!
Yeah, I'm going to.
You can go to traitor A-Tab, bro.
You don't need to hit these fucking things, though, right?
True. Hazers! bro Acer face
Tames me in the fucking
face man. I'm gonna drop the plasma
Just squarping over here, if you wanna
Oh shit!
Hello?
Uh, SMG case over here.
Oh get that shit bro let's go.
MRE menu. Okay. there is a mre menu okay tactical trousers oh i found an smg case rhinos no wait pv what are? Special night vision design with better dexterity.
Take that. Night vision goggles bro.
A bison!
Where'd they go?
You got a Bison big dog.
Oh, they're just on my Ronin helmet?
Wait what? Yeah they are.
I have knife-edge goggles bro. Hey you can't even see them
on the Ronin helmet though.
You think it's so fucking cool, huh?
I got a Tech 9, bro.
A Tech fucking 9!
Once they fuck the Glock now...
You got a Tech 9? Yeah, they call me fucking, uh... No. You gotta take nine!
Yeah, they call me fuckin' Olafmeister
bro, they're fucking too...
Okay buddy.
It was not him, Lil Bro.
Yeah I'm just gonna- I only lost to him by one round and a one build.
You lost.
What the fuck? Shut your bitch mouth man!
He got bison out here. Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah Yeah, buy some magnate. I got fucking clumped up.
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
What? I'll kill you.
This is not a taser
What's that? I said this is not a taser.
Wait, do you need HP? Oh yeah it does. I think it was a guy who had a little...
Did we have a fucking problem?
He's got a little distance on him, bro.
You know what I'm saying?
We have a fucking problem.
No, bro.
I just told you I had shit HP shit for you and that's what you fucking do?
Well it doesn't hurt you man, I was just testing-
It's wasting my damn time with what it's doing!
When are we gonna test it though?
When do you want me to test it?
On your fucking self, bitch.
Where is this guy?
Oh, another SMG case, bro. where's he going oh the other smg case bro well i like this place yeah this place is fucking geared huh
i got myself a kh9 shoots nine mil Nine. Shoots nine-oh.
Let's go to my bag, yeah, yeah.
I just got sniped?
No you didn't. You dead? Yeah I did, I he did I did I did out west-west
She said yeah, I think I see him That's horrible. West, you said?
Yeah I think I see him
Oh he's directly west by the fence
wood fence crouching next to a bush
Yep He doesn't know you're there. I think he's aiming at me.
Is he still there? Still there, I don't know if he's fucking dead though.
Moving out.
No, he's not dead!
He just stood up.
Yeah.
Oh shit!
Oh shit!
Oh shit!
Oh shit!
Oh shit!
Oh shit! Oh shit! Oh shit! He's gonna get up.
Got back down
I got him again, I think he's dead. You got a thing?
Pretty sure.
Where we came from?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Firefighter stuff.
I have to loot this guy.
He has a Mosin.
Because I don't have any uh. See him?
Are you shooting him?
Yeah, he's ready.
You're the man.
You're the man.
Looking around for more.ing this guy he's got a lot of Motherfucker has a saloo, I think I can use it on myself.
Gotta have smudge...
The empty fucking gun with wasted ammo on him
I'm coming
Let's go up hopefully
Boom
Guy to our left, and my left
Aiming at me.
Left of the fences.
You're right, probably.
Uh... south.
Right to left.
Missed.
Dead.
The fire?
The fire got flying?
Missed.
Missed.
Again, dead. nice again? that's it. you're really looking at different guys
ok, where is the other one? um south-west 240 past the barn
oh Just 240. Past the barn. Coming.
Hit him?
Might be downed.
I'm behind you.
I think I got him because I don't see him moving anymore.
I lost him. No, he's not dead.
Should have gotten right there though.
Good shit bro, good shit bro. We were fighting different people I was like...
Yeah!
Alright nice.
I'll shoot no one on this guy.
Okay I'm gonna stay with you and then we'll go look at the bodies together.
Okay? This guy's got some stuff though.
Yeah, I need you to pick up stuff here.
I'm coming, I'm coming, I need you to pick stuff up here. I don't have any...
I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming.
We're just chest plate.
He has a fucking AK-102.
Probably gonna get rid of it. I'm gonna get rid of the... Probably gonna get rid of the Blinkbot. M'Dar.
Yeah, he's an M'dar which is rare.
Doesn't have a sight on it though right?
It's up to you now. Maybe I can get rid of my tech 9 and put it in my backpack
Yeah I'm gonna put this den-bar in my bag
But I can't for some reason
You already got it?
No I didn't touch it I I need ammo for my fuckin' AK.
Lockpick! Grab that lockpick. There's a box of nails there as well.
Grab that.
I got the key too. Nova key, it's ruined.
I'm dropping all these green keys. Fuck em.
Yeah fuck fuck it.
Did this go on?
Where's the nails at? I already got them. got okay perfect um I'm gonna need a most soon
actually I do need ammo for this AK. You got shit.
We gotta get out of here.
I have some but it might not be worth that much.
Do you have any from Olsen?
Yeah, I need some. Can we just go to the airport? Uh, yeah. Need some?
Can I get a couple?
Where is it?
13 shots right there.
Alright, perfect.
Get out the other body and then just go.
No matter... Oh, there it was. You still have space under your bag and shit?
Uh... yeah.
I say no, I'll be honest. You still have that rare one right?
We don't need that.
Okay fuck it.
We could probably go get some good loadouts.
Yeah yeah yeah. You'd probably get geared the fuck out I'll be honest.
I really think we got some pretty good gear.
Yeah I don't think those people pushed us if they had a bunch of shit, so...
How many did you kill by the way? Uh two.
I killed... Am I able to see somewhere like uh i killed
they just kept coming. Things kept, it's like this is the early levels you know they're on their way to Trader
and see your shots so we are right next to a military spot you know what I mean too?
Yeah yeah for sure
I don't like that this but I was hitting shots as bison fucking goes crazy. It's a little kicky, right?
No.
What are you saying?
It hits hard.
Oh, you're saying... I hit him three shots from long distance and he killed them.
Yeah, let's go.
Let's go.
Yeah, I couldn't hit the guy moving at a 90 degree angle
but um then he started kind of shooting back and they had a shot on him while he was moving after that we had our ground right see him along the wall look at
look at uh east yeah i can't get a little closer to this yes
is it cs at all bro this guy's oblivious. Yeah yeah yeah.
Just get rid of the shootout, okay?
Yep yep.
I think he sees us now.
He's running away a little bit.
Still behind that tree.
He's gonna go up into the mountain.
No vision, no vision.
Yeah, that mountain is very difficult. Let's just keep moving.
We're holding water, okay?
Yeah, it's us.
Two down, two down. I don't see him anymore.
We're good, fuck em.
Just keep going Trevor.
Yeah.
He looks like a firefighter anyway. so I'm assuming this is the most common one or one of those Once we get there, Chad, I don't know exactly where though.
I guess let's get into a building.
Is Trenja supposed to be here?
No, it's supposed to be like a teleport.
Oh!
Oh right here, right here, right here.
Look at this.
Oh I see her, I see her.
Oh yeah, she's in there.
She's in there.
Oh, oh no.
Oh my god.
Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. look at this.
I should get into this thing?
So we extract to the safe zone?
I didn't extract anywhere!
Okay, I'm here.
You have big dog? Look at this motherfucker dude.
This motherfucker.
Did you use that while your uh...you know in a Come on....Comingo guys?
You use that while you're, uh...
y'know in a tree camping spot or what dude? Good camel? Yeah let's-
Let's have-
Let's sell some shit man.
Only in bushes.
Only in bushes.
Holy shit it's actually you? What's up man?
Yo what's up dude nice mustache.
Thanks man appreciate it grew them myself.
Yeah okay.
Hey Summon I've been a longtime fan good to see shit I gotta teleport. I'm at the trading booth.
Hey Summoner, I've been a long time fan.
Good to see you instead of-
Man!
Thanks, Summoner.
Appreciate it, man.
Yeah good to see ya bro.
Thanks guys.
How the fuck do I get out of here?
I'll clown die.
I'm right here.? Free press rest.
Hey, where are you going?
Thank you.
Can't hook me with a press fest. How the fuck do I...
Yeah, 70% damage drops too.
Who's fucking Jeff want?
Where is the dude we sell barter shit to?
Okay where do i go to? It's down here at the yellow tank.
I follow this guy, yellow tank.
Thank you brother.
Yellow tank.
Yo, this guys got quests homie!
This guy looks like he has a fishing quest.
Yo there is another quest guy right here!
I'm fired for being... got a fishing quest. Yo, there's another quest guy right here. So you gotta go down
this flare and it'll take you to where
yourself is your stuff at.
Hey, question real quick. So is this
kind of like, um... You know, almost like
Tarkov-y? You're doing quests and stuff with these guys
and trying to get... kind of progress?
The crater is right where that flare is over there on the ground.
Cool cool cool. Thank you!
Over where the flare is.
I don't even see it if I can find you.
Oh, oh, this green one?
The ones with all their quests are up here on the deck oh you extract
to the trading post yeah whatever that yo. You take fucking stuff, Francis.
Alright, this is where it gets fun.
Sellable! Here we go.
I'm gonna sell my MDR for 23k, 102 for 27k. Damn!
Should I sell this MDR or should I keep that shit? That's kinda crazy.
Maybe I'll keep the mbr damn there's a bunch of shit in here.
Oh bro let's go!
These things be selling a lot. You tell me what your big boy item sells for?
I don't know where is it?
There's the... oh collectibles.
Barters.
And collectables, they can sell play buttons for fucking 30 bangers.
Barters, okay, okay, okay.
Currency 158k I have right now.
Available 30K for my bobber.
25 K in the goblet 8k for the cable my gosh money I got shmoney.
Boxing L sells for 5k. I bet you people buy it
for more though.
Okay, I'm gonna try
to go with... okay, I think I sold almost
everything that I wanted to sell. sell oh it does come in physical form
money 50k for those nails.
You actually want the nails, Honda?
How much money you got man?
How do we trade?
Here ya, bro.
That's a personal chest huh?
So that way you keep your money in those Atlas safes?
Yeah, that's what your stash is talked of.
You can't keep your money in there but not money.
Well I'll give you this one and then... Oh shit!
Yo, the status gave me a ring.
What is this thing? Type that and press it. Yeah. Boom!
What is this thing?
Take that and put it in your save, you can store money.
So this one of the things you get from quests, like a progression thing.
There's five different stages.
But you have to accept these quests upstairs yeah i will appreciate it these all
attach to each other on these sips
yeah got it yeah the Atlas Safe is like your stash.
And you're like...
Your little container at the bottom is like your gamma and torque out.
Wait what?
I can't put money in it though, Chuck.
Upgrade to Atlas safe with an additional slot so 50... wait, what?
I'm confused.
What do I- what do I do with this thing you gave me?
There's a little slot at the top. What am I gonna do with this thing you gave me?
There's a little slot at the top.
Oh, gotcha!
Thank you.
I want you guys to get......basically, money.
Like ATM.
Okay.
I can't stash money in here though? Or can-
Oh, okay. Now I can stash money down there. Gotcha. That's what we need then.
Gotcha. Okay. Can I use that without having
it on me at the traders' though? Probably not, right?
Yeah
I put my money in there. Some guy gave me like a wallet to put in there and I could put money in it
Oh shit, how much money you got?
No sadly okay Uh How much money you got? Sadly, okay.
$200k? $227k?
What the fuck did you sell bitch?!
Wait how much does your thing go for?
It was only 30k i went for a 30 can i had like some other
shit that was like 25 k um i got 78k
what did you sell that was so much money?
I had a bunch of those what's-it-calls on me.
I had a bunch of those, uh...
Like really good sellables on me.
Oh shit!
Okay, okay, okay.
I had like a bunch of red ones and shit.
Or not red ones.
You wanna hold my money?
Put that shit in the wallet?
I mean, we gotta use it to get low dots right now so go use it all true okay we're gonna spend hmm what are we trying to fucking
See what this guy's got over here the farm fucking I mean, what should be doing with these things chat
Man, she was selling these. I mean actually using it for raids later. Maybe not this though, huh?
Eh, whatever, I'm out.
Maybe just keep all the rest of this and go to Leaves.
Hi Franks!
Hello!
We got fucking grizzlies.
Wait, man they're fuckin' expensive! Oh, I can open up-
I can get in people's cars
Okay. Yeah, got you You gonna do me a favor though what do you need i need um My storage has nothing but bullshit in it, But I'm gonna go buy some stuff.
I'ma pull out 100k?
How much money you have?
Uh... 70?
Who do we talk to about buying shit
I don't know
let's just like
buy an old trailer
can you put guns in
you can
I'm gonna put this AK up
I'll run the
mo
motherfucker the Mosin and the Bison I'm gonna put this AK up. I'll run the mo- mo-
Motherfucker!
The Mosin and the Bizon.
Sure, that Francis has everything
is what he says.
Uh... Pocket fan or Plasma TV?
I need a red.
Um... I'm gonna click here to see what you can buy.
One's pocket fence.
Um, up near the...
Alright, how much does a box of nails go for?
I-I can't buy it for me.
There's a lot to buy.
What would i put on this thing shankshaft? Like this maybe?
A loop-loaded delta point sight?
Maybe actually
Go out and sell some guns.
I'll be back with like two more.
I don't have any guns to sell bro.
Be unharmless?
Yeah, who's that one on your back?
Just hope i don't find you in the field bro
Oh okay. don't find you in the field bro i see purchasable where's usable
filter options Where's usable? Filter options.
Not everything.
Usable, right?
I don't know how to do that. Okay, so put the gun in your hands. Oh, God. I'll get it.
Maybe when I click a category,
it will say usable?
I don't get it.
Now go to filters.
Okay, these are the things that I can get.
MDR attachments.
I get what you're saying. Gotcha, got so i'll know which ones will actually go on the gun uh cool
i'm either on this one or this one.
Okay, P3s are eh...
Hollis one maybe?
Someone said Vortigaunt. all of a sudden maybe
someone said vortex i'm gonna trust that vortex okay if you want to get stuff for
your gun
equip the gun then go to the guy
and you can go to the filter and it'll kind of
see things you can have for the bullets
or the magazines type of shit.
Ah I see yeah I got it.
Optics.
What the hell?
Oops.
These guys are buying everything.
Do these guys
buy boxes
or are they
buying individual ammo
individual and personal this is a price for us 50 racks I'm good on that man when you buy magazines they come full max come four gotcha
oh my god why did nobody say this before me. Did he tell you that? Ain't nobody said nothing
How about 300 bullets
Wait there's a limit
on how much you can buy or how much that guy
yeah Hey bro or how much that guy's yeah run a space
well everything is, that's why.
Everything is just really expensive. so the money 100k ain't shit bro yeah oh yeah i know i know
that was a quick rundown though we did
sure it shouldn't be shit We shouldn't be able to get
much out of that.
I mean, we're getting a little bit of stuff done. so so so We gotta get an optic, right?
Wait, didn't I buy a vortex or some shit there?
That must need a battery, right? what did you just say
yeah what else do i need here a little little bit of food, can of bacon.
No, just get a can of tuna.
That's something I don't have.
I was about to buy something honestly.
Couple fucking F Fantas.
Sorry, my brother. Can't help you.
I can hear my shells. Meds. Don't I have meds?
You got a big one?
I like, I have the ETG and this.
Nails.
Nothing too bad.
Do they have nails?
I got some nails. What um...
I gotta look at the outfit now.
Give me a couple boxes of 45
That sound good? We'll make a trade
45 like.45? A pistol?
Yeah, yeah, like the ammunition, yep. I don't have pistol ammo.
I wanna have a rifle. Do you want it?
I can get your rifle. What do you need?
That's cool, a preview is in chat
Uh... Nothing, nothing. I'm good. You can have that.
You're good.
No problem.
..... Huh.
What was it? Oh! Oh, I need an armor.
No, the press vest will be enough for now no I mean it does 70 a 70 reduction the other ones we were finding in
the town, 60% reduction.
Fuck it, just find these guys.
... What the fuck?
The Bambi pants are super small.
Holy... What the fuck the Bambi pants are super small holy
Yeah, they're beginning fucking blue you get is fucking horrible, like space wise. Oh I know.
Yeah I know.
Just now seeing how bad they are.
So I just have to go to my spot and swap clothes and shit.
I can put it in there, not drop shit on the ground.
Yeah, I only have 47k left. How much do you have left?
Uh... 30? uh 30 at 30k left I bought some ammo mags the men and basically chillin I don't get a wallet to put my shit away.
Oh, I remember these iFax being really important.
Can I not buy a wallet? they're not by wallet oh it's a fucking quest I'm trying to motherfucking quest for that shit right now
That Alright. Channels all in the fuckin' spots of some sort, I can't remember. Okay!
I'm good to go.
I'm looking sicker than you are.
My press vest is ugly.
Apparently I need to pick up a gold star.
Gold Star? Not sure what a gold star...
Enables sprinting even with critically low HP. Five uses crucial for most post combat recovery.
Effect lasts for five minutes. Okay, yeah bought it.
Um...I'm good to go.
I just don't want to put my money or-
I don't wanna get too crazy. I was just safe.
I have, we'll say
WE have
49k. It's on the one.
No.
Take my money, take my money bitch!
Take my money bitch.
Alright collectively of 79 grand brother.
Let's go out
Maybe get a better bag see my back yeah cuz I'll find a better back
I want to find stuff too you don't wanna get we love to buy everything because
The only thing I bought is the
shirt and pants
I'm hoping that we don't when we leave
we don't spawn in the same spot
that we win there's an optic uh battery
for
yeah crosshair on, don't you? I need a battery.
I'm just gonna take it out of my eye vision
for all those, I guess.
It doesn't even say I need a battery for it though.
It says I do but it's like...I don't see it.
Oh! I got fucking
extracted in the middle of nowhere.
Well you walked out of somewhere. Where'd you walk out of?
Out to the front door?
The plane?
The thing.
The plane.
See if it was-
It teleported me in a random fucking place.
Plasma TV goes for one million.
Uh, the one I-
Damn! You're lying, I dropped that! TV goes for one million. The one I...
You're lying,
I dropped that!
You dropped a plasma TV?
Yeah.
Oh,
I see you.
We're in like a safe zone right here still.
I'm in like
a safe zone.
It's good, I like the safe zone right here still. I'm in like a safe zone.
Holy shit this is crazy It's like 200k.
Damn.
Oh, I should have taken the...
We should have taken the quest. We should have taken the quests.
Alright next time we go back we'll look.
Okay, quest.
Yeah.
I hope he goes out with a little bit of uh...
Use night vision?
Oh did you buy nightvision?
Oh yeah, they should be attached to my helmet or something.
Uh, have we used use them this way?
Night vision goggles activated.
Nice! on these.
Guess we'll go like this and you're gonna be
in devil's madness.
We're in a better position we got men's i got ammo mags i'm chilling all right let's go into some bushes and then kind of
make a game plan real quick, we're going ahead.
I mean, I kinda wanna go to Yellow Card...
...and look at the map where it's at. Let's get into this spot because I think people can teleport all around us for sure.
Yeah you don't even need a scope
for this- or batteries in the scope shot, I think.
I look like an alien now? It's the helmet, dude.
Alright, I'm gonna prone to this tree.
Um...I'll probably just move my-
Can you see my marker by the way
no wonder if i can make it a group marker uh Anyways, we wanna hit a...
We can hit a yellow. Yeah, we're gonna hit a yellow.
Someone that can love us.
Pretty far though.
I got my marker on it. Let's head towards it. Let's move like to a town on the way to it maybe
okay stuff to check out maybe along the way
okay that was Let's go to that tag. I'll promote Nadi and he'll see it.
He'll see me.
How about now? Uh...
See if you can see the ASD.
I'm a member, oh I see it. You can see it?
Yeah, yeah, ASDF.
Got the marker.
I see it. I'm not going to use the's dark as fuck on my screen so...
18 of 7 guys being robbed. Kinda cool.
Oh we should've got a crowbar!
We'll find some so Me too, Chad. Me too, chat.
Me too.
That's the part on the server it's hard to watch.
Thanks, brother.
I'm having fun with it!
I've played one of these before.
You know, um...
I had fun on them for a little while
I do like survival service
For certain reasons One of these days I will come up with some
settings that I enjoy on some servers and do my own thing, but now... Now, I'm telling you. These things are very uniquely served like these.
They're way less garlic now. More rams, than you ever fucking held.
Whew! That is a difference maker.
I think your green hue was turned up too much.
Don't know what that means...
Do you like highly modded, bigger guns, tappers etc?
I mean i'd rather not get one tapped off the planet but uh...
I like a little bit of everything in DayZ.
My problem is that I've just been getting mollywhopped by zombies for like the fucking last little bit in survival, so I just need a little break from it.
They're really annoying.
Really annoying...zombies.
Say again? Yeah. zombies
Say again
How you liking this so far
Um, I used to play servers like this but yeah, it's very very interesting they're good good time! I like the PvP that comes with it. Let's see if we can get some PvP here.
Wonder how popular these yellows are gonna be. I'm pretty sure this is, these uh... These uh...
Yellows are gonna be
I mean greens are straight off fucking spawn right?
Exactly
You gotta like move up a little bit but More reason for people to camp that now we need a red yeah
i need a red so. Where are we going now? We're gonna check out a key card spot real quick.
Little gas station. Where are we going straight to oh my god i thought we were
i thought the marker was a yellow card i, damn, we're close.
Alright, quiet.
It's just the first round.
Let's see if we can get some more loot, you know?
Alright, let's finding this.
Nah, nothing here.
... How dark is it?
It's not too bad. How dark is it?
It's not too bad. Definitely helpful though.
... I can't really sleep on these little towns, because there's base building in this server.
People wouldn't care about the nails otherwise.
You see a wooden door on one of these things
or something like that? That means they took it over
with their sides
I didn't know you could fucking do that
Let me see if there's any cool boxes inside the police station with us.
Yeah so in this game I don't go out and build my own base from scratch
I just will go into like a church
And fucking build up a couple doors and stuff you know what i mean yeah
that's definitely atm bro yes we need something to rob this dude
there's a police
Bambi crazy I can't fucking open oh you
know please key yeah please oh wait I
have a police key on I'm the goat. Let's go!
We got... Oh, two pistol cases.
Old chalice, fiends.
That big bar there? Take that key!
Cherno's horse key.
Might as well fuckin' start these keys, you know?
They only want this thing.
I'll open the server next to ya.
Glock...
Don't you get out of here with me.
Okay don't fuckin' touch me. I'm leaving them shit behind. What you get, Ewan?
Okay. Don't fucking touch me. I'm leaving them shits here but...
Actually, might as well take the Glock and put it in my uh...
Nevermind. fuck that. You loot the rest of this?
I didn't loot in every room now.
Empty...
Yeah, nothing left.
What's up, Boothus?
What are you doing?
Well he's probably here.
You got Bailey? Okay.
I'll mark the next spot for us to pass through. Let's go.
I am coming in...
I am the one and only!
Well let me catch you now, you fucking sp get out of here, you sons of bitches. I grabbed a trailer. Okay, Ellie?
I missed the 30K. do you know so Allie, one of the most stubborn dogs.
Oh!
You son of a bitch, that was good.
There you go.
You're done, you're done. Did you grab it?
Yeah, I got it.
Actually this is broken as fuck, I'll be honest. I mean... you could probably fucking put someone down close or anything.
One time bro?
Time up.
Sup motherfucker
Handcuff the bitch ass
Yo, sup bitch
I'm F11'ing if somebody does that to me.
Oof!
It's bright. You put your NVG into your hands, you can change the color.
You pick up the NVGs? Put your NVG into your hands, you can change the color.
Oh it's daytime bro why don't you say something man? I literally just said you can shut off your NVGs bitch!
Such a dumb man.
God damn, you don't be listening. Your ears closed.
Locked up with hair old man.
Yeeeah...
I dunno what to say back to that ice.
This yellow card sheet is so far.
Yeah bro, it's not easy to get this. Probably gonna be some good shit that's why.
Hopefully I'll have a red card in it.
No no, we will have a red card a record of how the progression works man.
Yeah shut up now.
You're gonna rob an ATM? I'm thinking it's like... what do you think? 5-10k?
I don't think it's that much.
No bullshit.
If he announces it to the fucking rest of the server
It's more than 10k.
Might be a couple hundred bangers.
You should have rented a car.
No, it's ass law. Red and labs are best. Yellow card equals ocean...
I have a new one, thanks.
50k, 70k+, 90k, 75k+, 50k 70k plus 90k 75k plus 50k plus okay like nobody knows the numbers
you just can't ask chat numbers questions. Step through.
You should actually just rent a car.
Uh, you could steal cars in this game with the lockpick. There's car rentals! I have a lockpick.
The crazy thing about servers like this, build servers is that any one of these little towns can just have random motherfuckers in there.
Yeah, they're all squatting there.
And who knows where people are gonna hunker down.
Re-armors like that would be the weirdest fights and the weirdest places.
Oh, a windbreaker? Ooh, sniper case!
Oooh, windbreaker!
Rifle sling.
God damn it Bobby. What you get man? I'm gonna do that. I think that one glasses fuck on a medieval helmet What the fuck?
On a medieval helmet.
Wait, this house has like bricks in the front door.
That's just because you can't loot it?
Or somebody's house?
Door's locked as well!
It's probably somebody else.
It's somebody's crib, bruh! Is this you?
You shoot everybody without a name!
You dead? Yeah yeah he's by the red brick
house
He's lit as fuck.
Never hesitate, no name you kill.
I forgot bro!
Just you?
Yeah!
Bro we've been playing these other servers so fucking much.
I understand that. I completely understand.
Bro, he look like you man.
What's going on, Deets?
I'm the old man, bro.
Did I live around here, brother?
I think he did.
I was next to his house, bro.
I had a bison.
I had meds by the way.
You guys playing a new map?
Yeah, I'm just gonna server a little bit.
More PvP style?
Yeah yeah. We wanna get some more fights in.
Oh my god! I lit him up too. I'm so mad. I'm so mad
And there's you? Fuck
You just get a bunch more stuff on server faster pace
for that map yes like it so it's more so it's like completely different
it's like if we have tags on ourselves, you have a map.
There's like...
Like key cards to open and it's just a whole complete opposite of survival daisy right?
It's like a different game almost.
Yeah.
So you can actually party up
and see each other?
You have tags on each other?
Have you got a bison too?
No. Yeah, yeah. Have you got a Bison too?
I had a fucking bison man.
Take my shit bro take my shit.
Well you can meet up with him pretty quick or no? Is it a big map?
Big map, I'm gonna go fucking shower.
I have a lockpick, a lot of ammo.
This guy had this thing 60% damage reduction mine's 70 is there a difference? Sounds like 10%, bro What are you talking about?
I mean, like...I just didn't think PressFest would compare to these other ones, yeah.
Please, son! I'm so mad.
I hesitated, bro.
Yeah.
So now he just says this you we have names on each other.
She's just... Oh my god.
He said that to some
dude that wasn't a tag though.
He like ran past and I was like
this guy would've seen us you and he looks at
me praise me bro it took him a while to kill
me he was hey he was one shot he was absolutely there he was it was because i put a whole
fucking mag on him you do have unbelievable breath i didn't
even think about that sucks i'm so sad.
Also, I had a bitter bag.
What do these syringes do?
Why do you have so many syringes on ya? Uh, I don't know.
Did you buy those from the place?
No no no, I found them all.
I was gonna take somebody's blood and stab somebody else but
they didn't get the chance is it are they good to keep them chat or no No, they're not.
They're mad crafting.
I'm just trying to keep things on me that are worth money.
This buy is a magnet where it should...
Hazer's worth 30k
is it yeah so that's not that much money yes but that's like okay money
i smell it ash mellet I don't know why
I thought we were on
a different server with no name tags, bro.
After we just fucking
had our own 1v1 or one v2s bro earlier
it's okay man it's just like you know just uh
that was just annoying quick judgment call right there and
you didn't make it because you were you're used to other that you started playing
on already yeah apparently my tag goes away when you die why am i going for
oh no it's under your death
sorry chat i just want you guys to know exactly
the last one
let me look
look on that.
Kevin?
Yeah.
That's what you're looking at.
Oh, and there's...
There's a bunch of them.
Yeah, yeah,, there's a bunch of them. Yeah yeah but there's...
But there's those two. Huh? What you mean?
The 2 things I just put, there's...
Oh, honey. Come on.
What do you think?
Just making sure the one you would think.
I got an idea
see what i'm saying not a random ass town though bro random ass town though, bro. Random ass town.
He's probably looking for nails...
You can just go into a town and look for nails and shit.
You know what I'm saying?
That's what is kind of interesting about these servers.
In DayZ there comes a point where you you realistically
don't even ever need to go back into a town again because you could especially on cherno right it's
like you can hunt you can fish really only need it for food and water.
You're not gonna ever need it for fuckin'
military loot, any fuckin' ammo
none of that shit, right? So it's like
in servers like this, it is kinda nice because
even random ass towns, you can get bullshit fights
Because you can loot everywhere
These people have to go back yeah
I mean i like the collusion system and how fast
sessions
and this is what to our
it's not going to take you on
some fun fights either. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You could go fuck a car and just start shooting people.
I think that guy lived here in downtown.
There is someone...
Yeah there is a fucking house here that I noticed. Or like a garage or some shit.
No he came from the house I was talking about.
Was it a green house with a bunch of wood on the side?
No no so it looks like that house but it was a red one and it's like
One of the doors is boarded up with brick
And then the other door on the other side is locked
So how do we get in party? Is it like an invite once you're in game type deal?
Yeah, exactly.
That's a lot of... I think I see him now.
He was right here.
He's maybe coming back to bring stuff to his place again.
Oh, you're looking at a red house?
Are you looking at it?
I don't want to sit around here. We can do our own base...
This is one of those servers, Kevin, where you could do a base and shit.
You should probably just take over our base You can do a base and shit, yeah.
We should probably just take over our house like... you know?
We could pick the town and start working toward it
And make little pad to start bringing in shit
Like an area that we want and like make a little, like a little pad to start bringing it in. We can spawn there and shit. Yeah.
Like an area that we want.
It's a key- oh that's a key room apparently.
Oh, it's a key house.
Do you guys know what the key is called?
Cherno or Doctor's Key, I would doubt.
I doubt it's one of those.
There's another dude's base. This place is a little bit wild with him.
Shit this could have been the guy, huh champ?
Damn. What the fuck?
This could be the base. Maybe he just leeched that town.
Might as well fucking rush over here. What's up girl? You looking for attention, that you're doing? Your goofball?
You want to go out and get some food?
I'm going to give you a little treat.
Okay.
I'll be right back.
Okay.
I'll be right back.
Okay.
I'll be right back.
Okay.
I'll be right back.
Hey, what's up girl? Looking for attention, that you're doing your goofball. Yeah she is.
Did we make that base or was it on top of something?
It looked like it was on top of something, so you could make stuff look a lot different.
There's like different types of doors and windows and shit like that? Or is it kinda basic like that guy's base was? I don't really know how interesting it would be to get out here.
You want a blue ball? What you doing?
Oh what?
Huh, you got something to say?
I hit her up.
Air package five minutes away from Starway.
Oh, okay. Air package five minutes away from Starway. I can hear you at the moment. Guess you guys just gonna know where I'm going.
That's starry!
Isn't StarOil like way higher up?
I'm trying to download the video, but shit...
I don't know if you didn't make it over here. I'm trying to know.
Peanoddy, hmmm.
I like that.
I don't know where it is, John.
Peanoddy.
Mm-hmm. Yeah, we're gonna spell Team Naughty.
Yeah, we're gonna spell it N-A-U-G-H-T-L-S
You can still be the leader if you want. Maybe I have to say my name before it? I don't know where it is.
Oh, you got it man. I'm going to go shower and be right back. over the...
I don't know if the queue is going to be working like that at the moment though, but eventually I'm pretty sure it's gonna work out.
They hooked me and Nadia up a climb without even uh...
this year
producer For this server? Yeah.
Yeah, that'd be cool.
Anything interesting happen yesterday?
No. Anything interesting happen yesterday?
Any good runs in? Nah, I didn't have any good runs.
No?
I saw you on the other side of passage at least.
Yeah, I got over there and ended up dying. I saw you on the other side. That passage at least.
Yeah, I got over there and I ended up dying trying- I had to make a play because I was dying of food
So I was like
I have to go into the maze right now
And try to kill somebody
And then eat it, alright?
Get some minotaurs and eat them Because I had a cooking set up, right? Like a miniature of something. Because I had a cooking set up
right? And then uh...I got shot in the
back while I was limping my ass up to
the thing
Oh you were like
so low that you were in red health already?
Yeah, I was red.
I think I need one night a week where I get like a full night's sleep. so so Alright, don't get why they did the whole
DayZ implemented the whole while you're sprinting
You get less zoom
On your holding pedal That doesn't make sense
to me when the whole game is a big hide-and-seek
fucking fiesta.
You think they'd encourage people having things
that find each other, huh?
Yep.
Stop it. No, okay?
Give me a second alright?
I love you. You're so beautiful alright?
Sorry.
When i talk to my dog it sounds goofy.
He's a lot softer than normal in space.
I'd like to say a few,
I'd like to say the same line.
Like,
I have like a few lines
I like to say to her,
you know,
so that she recognizes
them hopefully.
And it makes her happy to hear them and all that good stuff.
You know what I'm saying?
So one of them is that caller
Beautiful.
Okay. She thought I was go find it now.
Alright, brother! I could die here... I get the feeling this is a dangerous fucking town.
Just a feeling, not sure...
And it's a feeling also there's a yellow keycard picked up here so that means there's guns.
What are all these keys for? Is that going to be altogether something?
No, no. They're different areas. You open up a spot and you go in there
and grab a weapons case and you open it. It's a weapon.
A tax case. I'm so sorry. It's actually interesting.
It's a different world, Kevin. Different world.
But it might be a little bit more along the lines of like H1Z1
Survival from the outside but without
with more markers and stuff that you can utilize on that
I don't think we had that back then
No, he didn't have any of that.
You didn't even have markers on the map ever I don't think?
Or like being able to team...
I think you could add people team.
I think you could add people to party and their names
would turn up a different color?
Oh.
It's been so long.
People keep telling me stuff like
Like somebody said Pleasant Valley PD the other day and I was like, oh shit that was a thing
You could call in air drops
Like you'd find stuff on the map i think and then use it
and then it would drop you like supplies or like you get a good key this one just
survived not on the vr i was like oh yeah they put
air drops in there completely forgot about that too
oh a fucking pristine axe top down some trees or heads it says
it's just like this shit? So if you
were playing very lightly modded before
This is heavily modded
Yeah? Okay
And is that what this map is, like all the servers for this map?
I think most of them are Cherno, but I'm not really sure if they've modded other ones.
Cherno seems to be the playground
they like to mess with
because they add a lot of custom shit.
I gotcha.
I might have to uninstall more shit to make room for this.
Crazy pig. week. Yeah, it says I only have 32 gigs free on my c drive oh. Alright.
Um, I mean shit dude.
I kinda wanna lurk around the town a little bit first, just in case...
come across something
I'm worried about hitting the door and people knowing I'm there
Oh shit I'm worried about hitting the door and people know I'm gonna try.
Are they gone yet?
They're coming back, they're coming back...
There's another one there. I'll go get him. I found my bag, I found my bag. Where's my backpack at? In that present.
It's like a raiding thing...
One of the raiding items, I think.
I'll have to get through a door.
Well, and not just yours. I don't sure what the it doesn't mess exactly
looks completely different too like all this
shit looks completely different yeah everything i guess that's what you meant by heavily modded hmm Those are pretty easy fighting the bison, because you guys both had one.
Oh yeah, very simple simple because you spawn really
close to green key card spots and uh you have a green keyspun with the
keycard so you can always go for those in five four or whatever.
So you use the green keycard and get
into a place where weapons can be?
Yeah, something like that.
Guess I figured it out in a few minutes dude!
Updates are almost done
this one Let's see. I'm going to swipe the car and it gives a big old oh M4.
There's the bison on my back
ar case that's cool It gives you a full mag core too. That's pretty awesome. Yep, it does every time. It's like a...
Oh, it does give you a scope for it or no?
No.
Red dot or something?
No, this is a different gun i have so Hmm.
Hmm! Hmm! so so Hmm. what's got you in theZ recently? Nothing really, bro. Just being bored.
You know? Just going back to the planet. Other stuff... getting bored of other things.
To be fair though I'm reaching the end of my rope on DayZ at the moment.
But playing these servers might give me a little extra time before I'm over it.
Let's see if there is a house we can can kinda like look at here.
It's boarded up, I wanna see if they-
I wanna just try to go down.
Hey, umbrella subbed by the way. uh I got that, and a few.
Everybody sits on their fucking bell.
Those people don't like living in the aborca. I see a house
boarded up yet Alright, how do I get out of this spawn room?
What the hell?
Just in a room. It's a big box.
You're IN A ROOM?
I spawned in the big room, and I see people spawning in here too, and they're leaving.
Literally in a box.
Hit escape restart maybe?
Sorry. hit escape restart maybe so so I found a border that costs.
I'm just going to try the crowbar and see what it does. Alright, I clicked a random spawn.
That won't work on that door,
I don't think.
I'm pretty sure yeah so it's going into a safe zone there's got to be another
way to get out of the station what kind of stuff does the crowbar
get into chat like boxes maybe Like boxes, maybe?
ATMs. Oh man I found a sniper case randomly
Packed sleeping bag
Yo I think this is like the thing you would need to
set a spawn point?
Set a spawn point, yeah.
Cool. ATM, nothing else. So You're cool?
ATM, nothing else.
So the key cards are what you're gonna use most of time I'm assuming.
Nah, don't know.
To like get weapons? Well no there's traders so you can't get weapons.
Well, no there's traders you can get barter items
You can go to Traders and sell
And there's quests and stuff to progress your character at those traders
It's like Tark are the traitors on
the map?
You are me. It says me Your name will say, it'll say me where you're at.
Little red guy.
E?
Okay, I found
me.
E is me. Ah! player found me he is ATMs. Are ATMs marked on the map? I'll check real quick.
What do you get from the ATM?
Just straight cash to use at Traders.
Okay, can you use the key cards at traders also?
Doesn't look like UTM's on there.
Or do you go to, like, green...
Nah I think you just have to find it.
You got a green access to use the green...
Sorry?
I said, use the green keycards with the green X's on the map. I'm assuming.
Correct.
Go check one out, brother!
I think so I just heard somebody open one
He's getting shot at.
You heard the alarm go off, yep? Yeah I heard the alarm and then
I heard some shots in that direction.
The spawn ones are obviously going to get a little bit of traction
Oh yeah. so you can get a little bit of traction in the green area.
I'm gonna check to see if I can get this AT and are we going to have para?
Yeah, when you go take a shower okay
how long has it been since you've seen the mummy?
Uh, years.
Many many many years.
You're robbing. Stay within 20 meters to continue robbing.
Does this go- ATM at Gorka is being robbed, actually.
I'm assuming that's you?
Yeah me man.
That's hilarious.
Ain't no one gonna stop me in a fucking deal.
It takes 10 minutes?
What? Better get a lot of money, bro.
Can't be ten minutes that's a lie.
It does say 10 minutes
Yeah, you're right time remaining nine minutes
At the same concert distance to her chances brother and tells you how far you're getting away from that. That's so cool! I don't think people actually come by and stop these things.
Liquid death
carbonated sparkling water, huh?
Liquid death sparkling water. That's...
What about some sparking water?
Liquid fucking death is what it's called. Sounds delicious, sounds fucking delicious.
Oh shit you don't lose stamina at all on this either?
Yeah. People hate that or- I stop saying it
people don't like it but it's funny cause OG Daisy had that.
Why is there even a stamina bar then i guess when you get heavier
it still goes down right uh not at all okay so shouldn't be there.
That's crazy that tells the whole server that an ATM is being robbed
so they can all come over for you.
It's kinda, right?
I mean,
I guess he can get PvP pretty easily,
right?
That's what it's all about.
The zombies are stronger but they move slow so you can just dip on them
Yeah, you got infinite sprint
And there's a mod I think on the server where they move slower too.
They're tanky.
Do they drop shit?
Are they worth killing?
I think so, I'm not sure though to be honest with you.
I think the best loot in the game is really just gonna come from these crates.
Probably only loot shit.
I found a random crate with nothing in it, but...
...I'm assuming there's random crates everywhere hey you just press f on
it then you press tab and then it all yeah that just opens it
and spreads it out like it has like its own little crate
in vicinity makes sense vicinity. Makes sense. Okay. Best loot comes from King of the Hill.
Yeah bro, it's a giant map.
M4 is better than NDR?
I thought I was really close to this thing.
I've been running forever.
Haven't gotten much closer
well that's gonna be like a 30 second walk away holy it's forever forever away I hate having to find the backpack. Yeah, it's probably just better without this.
Oh you want to invite me to the party?
Yeah. However that works. Press M. You can wait your ten minutes if you
want to. Press M. look on the left side.
You'll have a number that says
U next to it. What's the number?
Press your map on the left
side that says U, then a number.
Under online players.
On the left side? Yeah I don't have anything there.
When you press your map button... Yep, I'm there. Press P then.
How about that instead of map? Press P.
Yeah, that's the one.
My invite name...you want that number?
Yeah. Alright, 34 my invite name you want that number yeah
I 34 677
or 274 about it
press control G Press control J to join.
Eden?
Look on the top left, see that white bar?
That's our health, you can see health and shit.
Oh is it? Okay.
Yeah. Definitely modded AF AF dude. Yep.
Way different.
Yeah I was bored on the other server, zombies pissed me off so...
Is that what happened?
I've got to promote you.
Found a pistol crate
And then it has water in it
Alright
Go with that I guess
Alright
Four minutes left That was the easiest bank I ever rocked. Cops don't even show up, I'm gonna need a hostage.
This shit's fuckin' easy! Can you set markers on the map?
Set like waypoints
Yeah, double click something
you should see my mark on the map actually it's asdf yellow thing yeah i can see that yeah add
marker Marker.
Y'all can create a starter base with rope, sticks and code lock gives you 500 slots of storage. Oh, interesting we can hide it somewhere?
I would rather just make a fucking door.
You see your death too!
Still has your dead body on here?
Yeah, you can take that off if you want to if you go into your map or whatever
it'll have like filters which you can look at and turn them off like yes yeah
you could just like you can make that so you can see it on the map when you press it, but don't see it like
when you're running around in front of you and shit.
Yeah.
Gotcha.
10 kilometers away from you, bro. Just probably a good moment to take off.
Like, make that 2D only right? That means I won't see it anymore over there but I still see it...
Nice glass dude....over here. right that means i won't see it anymore over there dude over here let's go start a wheelchair package
oh it says where the ATM robbery is going on
On the fucking map too
Yeah, that's what I was saying
ATM robberies are all fucking giant
Yeah
Somebody robbed another Yeah.
Somebody robbing another ATM right after you robbed that one
I mean 10 minutes?
Nobody wants to smoke, dude.
It might take you longer than 10 minutes
to get there,
you know what I mean?
Ah, fanfinance is pretty good.
You have to look and be like,
alright,
is that a couple minutes away?
Can I get there?
Yeah, true.
Yeah. Okay. a couple minutes away can i get there yeah true Blunt God, yeah. I'm just in the mood for PvP rightp right now you know what i mean like if hardcore runs or
murder my soul a bit so you can just kill fresh spots too take their green cards get more and more
i'm assuming or can you not loot the
key cards yeah he can't
yeah okay they have a container like
tarkov
on the bottom of your inventory that you can have stuff.
A couple slots that you start with.
You quest and you can get bigger ones and stuff,
so it's kind of like Tarkov in that sense.
Oh, level one container?
Yeah.
And you don't lose the thing that's in there?
There you go.
Like, is that
unlootable if you die?
Correct.
Transfer's over.
But you always start with a green card, right? Anytime you spawn
Correct
Gotcha
But when you upgrade to yellow or red
You probably want that in your container i should put the red key
you know it's funny as chad literally just said
i should do that put the card into the thing
get him pop in your head bro when you were just saying you could save shit?
Who's out there motherfucker?
Are all the water sources messed up on the map too? Like you can't drink from a lake.
You have to...
Uh, water- there's food around and it just goes- it's not too bad in this area. It's pretty quick.
No I'm saying like if there is a lake can you get some of that stuff? and it's not too bad in the surge. That's pretty quick.
If there's a lake, can you drink straight from the lake or do you need chlorine tabs or boil it
still?
70 bangers I got from that.
I don't know. I think you're overthinking the survival aspect of it.
You don't need to worry that much?
No, I doubt I do. Is 70k worth it?
I don't know.
... so Oh, he was in the building next door.
He was in the building next door. I thought I heard him too.
Nah, I'm dead!
You're dead?
I'M FUCKING DEAD!
What are you dying for, bro?
Still have the red keycard though.
That scared the shit out of me.
I guess Electra or Star Spawn Sharma? Let's go Sharma. Alright, I'm at this green fucking...
Where is it?
I should have said Westbound, actually.
Let me see.
Find where it is.
It needs to be more towards the left, Joe.
Yeah, you just gotta find where it is.
Is it obvious where it is?
Yeah, it's pretty obvious. It's like a big-ass building door.
So it's not in like a regular type of building.
He was there for a long time,
I heard him.
I just didn't think anyone was actually
showing up. What's up?
It's not in like a... Just randomly
in a building?
You'll see a building? It's just that you'll see a building that looks different and it has a door.
When you get there, you don't see it?
Why am I stuck in a fucking soccer field, dude? hmm I found it.
Is that you? That sucks. And this statue.
I just sell a bunch of money at the traders.
Gotcha!
AM94M. What was this?
... Blue blue.
Cocoa Pebbles. My favorite! Okay. AK type gun I guess?
Holden AN-94.
What the fuck do you have with that then? love with that AK mag though.
Alright, well you spawned close to me...
Do you want to come in this same one and open it?
Does it close again, like what's the respawn rate on that?
After I leave it does it reopen for you to be able to get it?
Yeah. I think it? Yeah.
It's just not that serious of loot for this type of server
so it's like helping me out and getting started
Plus it's a spot for PvP.
Stack these cards, I guess.
Green, yellow... well you already have your red one still then right?
Yeah.
You can go to the red.
You'll get a red, basically.
I'm gonna leave you. Good fun. Leo.
Good vibes. I'm going to cross this fucking ocean over here. What are those orange triangles?
No idea yet.
Oh no?
There's a thing, there's a little ledger or whatever...
A cement mixer.
That's probably maybe upgrade your base to cement? I don't know. Unless you have
to go get it at those spots?
Sounds likely, I guess?
I dunno. What the fuck else you do cement on?
What am I fucking picked up here?
If I can find it...
I've been to this one and I'm just gonna need her around a bit. I can find it. I'm gonna go this way. right Oh, there goes up to tier- oh, it upgrades for Tier 3 doors.
Man man, that takes a lot more people on board.
So you just lost the money that you stole? Is that what I'm hearing?
Instantly.
Instantly, instantaneous.
Wouldn't it be better to keep your money in that thing
and you're like keeper or the guard
i can't even find a second thing bro, where the...
Oh are you looking for the other one?
Yeah I haven't got this one yet.
Well that spot's off completely my team.
Yeah I spawned where you did and decided to go to this one
To get something before you're killed
frosting that
is it inside this, baby?
No way right? There's no way. Ridiculous. Holy shit it is!
Mine was in a building that's why so weird
yeah this one was in a building and there was a door and i was like
a door like this.
And then it doesn't even show anything like you use the keycard
You have to pull the key card out
so that you can say to use it so i didn't buy it the first time who's a special zombie
oh yeah got special zombies I haven't seen this guy before.
They definitely got deep then, right?
Special downed each other hard as a bitch. Yeah man dude.
That's what I wanted on H1Z8, you know that dude?
Like special zombies for special events or something like that.
Like a horde spawns with the fucking boss zombie that you go kill.
Just something like that would bring everybody together
to PvP for some
special loot that the
super zombie drops or some shit.
You have to fight to be able to kill the horde
and then kill the special zombie
and it gives you
some good shit.
That's what I wanted
to see in H1Z1
just survive
because once
you got so much gear and
so much everything it was like you're hunting for pvp on servers that
don't work that much the most fun thing to do at that point
was raiding people's bases.
But once you raid four or five bases on the server,
That's like everybody's base on the damn server and then what?
Then they all move servers.
Yeah... Then they all move servers. Yeah, true, true, true.
I'm gonna pick up a sniper out of this one.
Nice.
I don't even know what the fuck he's talking about,
I'll be honest, Chad.
That's so lost.
He lost me on that one.
He's thinking way too hard about it.
Okay. I like this, it's a lot easier to team up too. Well when you're 10 kilometers away it would probably
take you a while.
But if we make a base together
and respawn at the base whenever
right?
Yeah,
the base will make that easier for sure.
Is there any type of... since the map's so big is there any type of like teleport to the base?
Like if you got a buncha shit do you have to run all the way back to your base I'm assuming?
Uh no sleeping bags.
But yeah if you have a bunch of shit, you gotta make it back.
Gotcha.
Not sure we'll be able to fuckin' send it back via fuckin' bird signaling and shit.
Birds.
Can you make multiple bases? Because it looked like
you could pick different respawns, so I don't know
how people make multiples around the map.
I would think so! People probably go heavy.
Yeah, you have one in every corner of the map five I don't think so, people probably go heavy.
Yeah you have like one in every corner of the map five different spawns for wherever you wanted to go.
I'm gonna get rid of this fucking yellow. Seems like if you have a teammate, you can gear up pretty quick
If you just keep respawning and getting the green keycard shit.
And just buy it.
I mean, it's just gonna get you a little bit of starter gear to help you out. Yeah yeah yeah.
Gets ya just a little more consistent consistent stuff and that POI to 5
just accomplishes
a couple things.
Makes sense.
Alrighty.
I need to get a fucking armor somehow some way. so Lots of nails. so Oh! Looks like a bayou. That ASDF marker doesn't change I guess.
No, I'm humming around. so Alright.
Nice bucket.
What the fuck? Thank you, thank you.
Just to protect myself from bullets.
I don't think they they can deflect anything.
I'm seeing a yellow.
Let's do this!
Yeah, I think on a map like this dude Infinite Sprint is a must.
It would suck so bad fucking managing your stamina here.
Yeah it's a giant ass map compared to what you're used to.
Yeah.
I gotta grab an energy drink real fat ass, or it's tough as hell.
Oh a real one.
Okay. I figure out different spots where loot spawns. so so wait I see a guy.
It's not you, is it?
No no, I'm in the building.
Two name bugs? I'm in the building.
I'm in the building.
Just making sure
your name isn't bugged
or something
so I can see you.
I got an axe here I don't know if you want to take that shotgun case Tracking case. What's that for? So the ASDF is a monster. I don't know what it does, but...
It's like an anti-aircraft gun.
It's not really a weapon.
It's just put down.
Um...
Same one from earlier.
Oh, that's not where the yellow is that you wanted to go to?
Oh yeah, wait,
yeah, that was actually...
Okay, so, wait. Yeah. Okay, so... Just to get out of the fucking...
Oh, there's a guy here with his hand up, dude.
Yeah.
What is this?
I just tapped him and he had his hand up.
Okay.
Oh, he's F11ing anyway.
Funyuns found some funyuns!
What? There's funyuns up in this...
Ain't fucking around on this server when they put some Funyuns in this bitch!
Did you just open the door next to me? I'm gonna go get the camera. Put grandma on it, kid.
There's just so much shit, I'm like
do i take this stuff?
Come take this toolkit
This actually goes in my toolkit
I didn't even read, I think that was it.
Tell me.
Don't drop this gramophone yet, that's uh...
Where are you going now?
... No. It's a toolkit and you put on your...
Oh wait, that takes the place of your belt
because you have to make decisions there.
The tool kit is good cause you can Oh okay. Tool toolkit's good because you can put a bunch of items on it, like red ones and they're pretty handy.
Beyond me? Alright I'll take that.
Yeah looked like I put a lot more... yeah the one was just a gun
pistol is all you could put in there
You're like this other one with those saws
on there
What? What the fuck is this? King of a hill, up in.
Check this shit out bro.
What the fuck! Stop with me, Kevin!
Who said that?!
A power sledgehammer dude.
Oh shit! What? It's an
umbrella corporation weapon, bro.
It's supposed to fucking kill zombies.
Ice pick, bro.
Got the yellow rebel.
Chat, does this saw open up a door or what
does the saw do it will cut metal maybe that's just
what you need to make certain things for your base.
Hey! Thank you so much, man. that's kind of how i feel mutual mutual something mutually going on what's up
raid lockers and stuff. Okay, gotcha.
Gotcha-gotcha.
Let's go check out below the airfield real quick which is... It's got a green card over there people on spawn of this would be like different to do a little bit different type of contest
Okay
Sorry heading. I think we don't... I wanna kinda go towards the west to get away from these
spawns cause it seems
to me like if I
was to spawn in and really wanted
to loot really quickly, I'd just spawn in, go north spawn in, go north to get loot really quickly i just spawned into the north so we're
gonna spawn it to go west so okay we're going to be catching people if we do catch people out here
that are roaming rather than just spawning yeah we can hit that other yellow
you just want to hit the green to check for people right we check for
people and get a gun why not i need it i need like a full i need like a full auto ar i need armor
still right do you have another dream key card or can you use the yellow one for the greens?
You cannot use the yellow... wait, I used my green there?
Aw fuck, I don't. We'll just have to kill somebody.
Yeah, you're right, do you have a green key card? Or did he use his over there?
Let's go check it out for people though.
There is a bunch of military below anyways
might just be able to find a bunch of loot
Yeah I was looking for loose
loot at first guess everything in some kind of crate or something.
This is probably the longest time we've spent together Kevin and a server.
Bro, we had two days on other side of Passage.
Actually, it was like three days.
I'm just joking but we were cursed on that one for sure.
Oh yeah, for a while dude. For a while.
One time I did shoot you in the back. I re-watched the clip
of it
when I shot you in the back
and it's still understandable
because I run up to this guy
in green and I'm like, what's up dude? Is that you?
And you're like, yeah.
Bad timing.
So then I just followed the other
guy. I was like, oh he heard us
and he's going to come in here and try to steal the loot or drop it so i just
shot that guy and it ended up being
yeah it's just communication problems. I should have...
It was like
communication, just luck
on that guy's part because I can see
your character kind of looking at me when you said
it and I didn't see him, he was just barely
angled off from where I was so it's just such
like the planet is fucking aligned
for it man. Yeah on the clip
I'm staring straight at this. Look at these zombies
they look like they're chasing somebody.
Oh yeah. got him. A lot of them.
He doesn't have any. And then he's fresh.
Let's go shock them zombies though, see if we can get some military loot going.
One has a chest plate... I'm gonna take that chest plate. That shot doesn't kill a zombie, alright? It's a slug so...
Oh, there it is!
There it is!
Oh, there it is!
Oh, there it is!
Oh, there it is!
Oh, there it is!
Oh, there it is!
Oh, there it is!
Oh, there it is!
Oh, there it is! Oh, there it is! Oh, there it is! That shot doesn't kill a zombie? Alright.
It's a slug too.
Oh you can't even get the-
Sup dude?
Yo this is a bunch of shit.
Yep yep, good luck!
K2?
You want to rangefinder? Some sights...
I'm sure, bro, I got a blue
god joint!
No way, bro. What?!
A joint?! Yeah you want this joint What is this? What, bro?
You got a joint?
Yeah you want this joint, bro?
I'm gonna try the sledgehammer on this fucking zombie right here dude.
Wait how's the joint a weeding thingy?
Yup yup! It sucks, it sucks. I thought I was gonna one tap
but it doesn't. No one tapped.
Looks like it needs some power coming out the back side of it.
Then again, it's a strong zombie remember? power and i think that is a size two strong time ever
there's a lot of zombies
white reporter
it takes us we bro I'm grabbing it. Here, take this weed bro. Have some.
Get this blue god joint over here bro.
Where is it?
Right there.
Got it got it got it.
Let me check that out. Alright I got a save in the good spot.
You put it saved in the good spot?
Nah, I didn't put it in the...I didn't save it in that spot but I saved it in the other spot.
Yeah this guy's got an A-L.
Grab his armor off of the zombie and just drag it over to your character.
You got more shit on him?
Yeah. Cowabunga! one on them yeah how about that big boy don't know about that one six now Nice, I got some sights for my shit too. Hell yeah.
Yeah, I think killing those zombies is big dude. Someone like... lots of food
Two boxes of ammo from the one we killed
Oh this chest base has fucking slots, The fuck? Yeah, yeah.
Same with mine.
Are you near me moving?
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Change my jacket.
Alright.
Cover this.
Let's go.
Check these tables...
Did you take your frickin' bucket off already?
Yeah, that's enough.
Open this thing with a candy drop. at these pants so calm pants I think
they're little too big them boots
knee gloves E gloves.
Some tac gloves in the next one.
I love having a sight on these guns, dude.
Iron sights are so assed.
Look how stupid I look.
It's just not matching, bro.
Just not matching., it's just not matching.
They look good individually.
Mac those pants were way too green.
Nah the pants are actually good.
They blend into the grass.
Yeah.
Oh yeah, the pants are not bad at all.
I'm gonna bring it down there. I'll believe you. I'll take it at face value.
Big pants bro, shut up!
You should pick something else.
I don't know what to do with this one.
I think we're good.
I'm not sure if that's a big or small thing.
I don't know.
I'm just going to put the other side on top of it and then I'm going to go ahead
and get rid of it.
I'm going to try to make it look like it has some kind of Hey pants bro, shut up! Something up there.
What's this thing right here?
A fortitude bag... Slots, 30...
Oh that's a good- you want this tactical t-shirt?
Format load bearing backpack.
What'd you say?
Copper coil and attack T-Shirt Another armor too. JPC vest?
42, 42...
The same right but it looks better
60% damage reduction over here.
New vest.
And then there's a new shirt if you want a new shirt.
Match your pants to it a little better.
Any more? And we're over here, to the right be about the same. I'm gonna keep what I half. This is a shirt, fuck it.
Everything leans so much faster it feels like too.
Uh...I'm not sure.
Double clicking items over to the door? Uh, I'm not sure. Not sure.
Double-clicking items over to the... from what I had before? Seems faster.
Maybe could've got a green card off that one fucking guy dude. We gotta kill somebody next time we see him, okay?
I need some helmets
All right i got the marker set up
I see a guy
Up on this other tower
The same kind of camel tower we were at before.
Is that the same guy? No he's geared.
Definitely. Definitely got him. That could have been the same guy, but if he has a green keycard it's worth it.
Yeah man that is true.
What's up boys?
What's up boss man?
What's up Boshy baby? So flashy baby
He had a fucking little heal thing
Oh this is a pretty good server you found the library
um what's that long one he's got to play on the lab yeah the lab how you do it huh
yeah played before it's good progression actually.
Some things I don't like but it's decent.
Yeah man I don't expect to like everything.
Just kind of playing it by ear right now
just having a fun time because
I was just getting it by ear right now just having a fun time because uh i was getting a little bit annoyed at
don't want your scissors bro
i've got a little bit annoyed with the zombies and me gearing up to just get my shit kicked in by zombies again and again and again and again...
...and I was just getting fucked on by them so...
Nice guy.
Did you give New York a go today?
Maybe he's got full full auto down front.
No, he doesn't actually.
I did not play New York today at all.
We just went like... because I was planning on playing Deadfall a lot and I was gonna go to New York but
I was just over the zombies and I was like I wanna try a server that's fast paced again
And see if I have fun on it. Get some PvP
He didn't have a green keycard did did he? I didn't check but...
I-I didn't notice. I don't think you did though.
I didn't look at his body as well cause he was really close.
Wait, DID HE HAVE ONE CHAT?!
Probably put it in the...
Shots at us shots of this
Southwest I think yeah, it's West. It's West. I'm moving right to the trees you could just see me
It's more to the right. I saw him. He's dead?
Yeah, I saw the headshot bro.
I saw him start shooting.
Did he get you though?
He hit me a little bit, but that's okay.
Look how many green keycards he has. Take the take that IFAK at the bottom
You see that IFAK?
AFAC I'm sorry
Grab that metal saw he has
and put it on your tool belt. It's on his tool belt currently.
This guy had that good shit, huh? What the fuck?
Mosin rifle.
Take that if you want a sniper, I would take his Mosin over this shoddy
fucking...
...
...... He's got time. Spite box too, I'm going to throw it on his top left of his uh backpack 42 slot bag isn't too bad either he's a kh9 that's what you try to shoot
me with uh this flash i go on the tool I wonder if he did that on purpose.
Is his vector on... kind of bullets his vector tape
45 ACP's out in one of those
Sure does one of those.
He has a KH9 on him if you want those, that's a full auto but I don't know
if you want them full-auto right now., I got the AK for full auto here.
Look at this guy's helmet. That's fucking weird.
Hey, get his helmet!
See it? Yeah. You don't want it's worth it no i already have it that one's the same
six percent reduction
that doesn't go into this.
45's right? I've got to grab the shitload.
The way you're laying down on it right now.
Why can't I reload this?!
Looks like you're doing some yoga together.
.45 ACP,.45 ACP...
I'm confused!
You guys know?
Maybe I can't reload while on the ground.
Oh, you can. Gotcha.
Oh bro! You guys don't have to do that dude.
You guys don't gotta do that.
I mean shit, I know just looking to play some
quick pvp i heard your shit was dope so i tried it out appreciate it dudes thank
you so much for hitting us with prio by the way right off the bat that's very kind of
you guys 250 dollars bros i appreciate it thank
you so much bros thank you so much yeah uh been enjoying myself so far so thank you for the uh
thanks for just being cool appreciate your brother yo can we get some wedgies
in the chat show them some love guys 250 bones is a lot of money dudes that's a real lot of
money thank you just like the straight up Much love, much love. Keep the shotgun.
Yeah, cool ass server!
Cool ass server.
I'm having fun.
Backpack has a third slot.
That's crazy.
I'll probably drop this backpack if I fuck up that shit over there.
Something like that.
It's weird how my vest has slots, you know?
Maybe so. Thank you again guys!
Thank you again guys. For real.
Didn't he have more mags? I don't think so...
Yeah, three mags for that one gun.
What the vector? That was all his?
No those are different mags, that's the KH9. Different gun.
Oh yeah okay gotcha.
I'm using the vector.
Okay let's go hit this fucking key.
Nice job bro. Let's go
Yes, I right when I saw him you splattered him I didn't even get the right clip nice nose go from a couple times. Lucked out?
Not really, the crosshair's made it a lot easier.
That was the day off yesterday.
Yeah I had to nosecoat him twice.
It was nice dude, I didn't need like one night of full sleep.
This sector looks cool, huh?
It's pretty badass.
I still woke up at like 5am.
But He had Vector Max. Oh, he had a K-9 on deck. Yeah, I don't care about the K-9 on me.
But even just that extra four hours sets me up nice.
Won't get trivia tonight again.
Feels good. So when you say trivia, is that the same
equivalent of over here where we have club quizzes? Where you all go and you have teams
and you do rounds with general knowledge and specialized uh topics yeah yep six
six rounds they do uh
it's called knowledge music
second round is always a music round like you have to get the title
of the song in artist
so it's not around one point for each
last round is random knowledge always
uh... there's a visual realm that usually has like, it shows you a movie clip and you have to know what the movie was.
Or it'll show you pictures that you need to know the movie or TV show from.
Those three rounds are pretty constant. The other one... the first round is bossing tonight's was every answer starts with gru
Oddlots, what's up brother? How you doing man
G or u g the letters gru so far. so far yeah i've been having a good time man style for
these guys i always come through to daisy and i swear i do the full circle i start off with
survival and there are some big pvp servers to get my PvP itch.
And then the other rounds are pretty neat.
This time around, it's this one.
It's easy for me and Kevin because
Me and Kevin always try to play together
It'll be easier for us to play
together the other server it's like you know this you know how that shit you know that's where all
servers go sometimes you'll be going on your own adventure for two three hours before you team up with each other.
You have a crowbar, right Kev?
What's that? You don't have a crowbar do ya?
No.
Let's see... No. I do not see anything there.
Bro, that tool belt is so fucking hilarious because it has like six things hanging off your ass.
You see that?
That's cool
timmy the tool man taylor over here damn right my dad used to do that all the time i think everybody's dead did that at
that point in time
definitely a bad TV show.
What was his next door neighbor called that he always talked to over the fence?
Wilson, yeah yeah.
Where else then?
He only sees eyes and it's so genius.
Yeah, yeah I don't think you ever saw his whole face I don't think they ever did the reveal
No he always had that kind of like picture cap on half the need. so so I don't know what those look like yet.
We'll have to Look at the legend
Gap in the whole place out first.
Can you just kinda look around a little bit?
I also don't know where the fuck we're supposed to go, so...
Probably incessantly moving those animals over there.
I guess it was in this building then. soon
And we got jump on that stuff I guess not.
Three tries, no go. Or was there a way to get in this fence?
Yeah
There's the door right there yeah I'm not going to let you get away with this. I hit him? He's...I knocked him out, I knocked him out.
Paul! I have no health!
You'll have to finish him probably.
Holy he camped inside this fuck.
PAULE!
Wow, he was behind you as well.
I gotta treat my wounds. That's where you stand bro.
Get people going to open the crate
that guy just spawned got this crate basically it looks like.
And then fucking just waited for someone else
to show up for him? Yeah.
Guess that's one way
to do it but you gotta hit your shots.
Don't get fucking turned on, homie.
Alright, and look at that. My health is almost back
to full because of that AFAC I got. See the other one
you have? Oh, those are so good, bro.
Bro, I got legendary butter item here oh yeah brother
all right now let's go back in like that i don't know how that works exactly. It's an OTS?
You want the OTS?
What's an OTS?
Uses 939 based on AKS
I'm just gonna stick with my back deck.
I mean, I think I stick with
the AKI have.
Is there a 9mm on it? Or no, any.45s
never mind.
The Groza, instead. He does.
Yeah, fuck the shotguns.
I was gonna use the
shotgun as a zombie killer. You can also maybe put a gun on your
backpack. Look at your back there.
That's what I'm doing. Okay cool.
That's where I had the shotgun.
So drop the shotgun there.
So we leave and then come back?
I don't know how that works. Let's find out.
See how far away we have to go?
It's just gonna close on its own again, right?
Then it's reset?
Let's hangout here.
We might have to get a certain distance away from it is the problem.
Actually, no, that guy was fucking in there when he closed.
Let's just hang out here.
We'll do kind of his strategy and wait for a little bit.
Heh heh. for a little bit.
That's so funny that guy said it there.
I want to figure out
what happens
when you're in there.
What if you're in there
and the door closes
and you don't have a card?
Can you open the door
from the inside?
Like, how is that supposed to make us door from the inside? I think so.
I couldn't on the other one.
I had to jump out
from the top. There might be another way out.
I'm wondering
if you have a card from the inside Can you open it? And that'll reset the loot, like what the fuck...
I don't know
You know what's nice about this server? It's like after playing survival for so long even zombies just hitting you sometimes.
I hate looking at my fucking jacket right now.
It's like, oh it's badly damaged. My pants are badly damaged.
No, I feel that too.
And this seems like your clothes
are always pristine
but your vest can get fucked up.
It seems is your best not pristine anymore.
It's worn.
Yeah.
If I'm taking those hits right there.
Okay. Yeah, from taking those hits right there. He was stream sniping you and was logged out.
Nah, I don't believe that.
But if you were...
Maybe that's what he did though
maybe he did log out in there and then
logged back in is how the door
closed again? Really?! it's a distance thing you think about i mean
he could have logged out in there then the door closes and then he logs back in
oh no kidding, Oni.
So like if I keep those syringes... Because I wouldn't think these doors take that long to close after you leave.
But I have no fucking clue.
Like with these vials?
Um... I have no fucking clue. Like with these vials? Oh...
That's what that's for! Okay, okay.
Cool, cool, cool.
Thank you, brother. Appreciate ya.
Room resets every 15 minutes?
I'm more than down just to chill for a little bit.
Just kind of take a little relaxation.
Get a little stretch, you know?
Yeah, I want to go get an energy drink also.
I'm gonna go in there real quick and see if there is another way out of there.
Watch me get locked in now. Yeah, there's no other way out of here except the front door. Unless you can jump through windows. I just hear somebody talking in game Oh, the door closed already.
That was that noise.
It fucking scared me, bro.
Definitely not 15 minutes. Okay... okay. Yeah.
Yeah, that door closed right after we left the room. You didn't hear...
There was a lady who said
Door closing!
I heard it and you were like, is that someone on the mic?
And I was gonna say but I figured he'd figure it out.
Well let me try, I have two of them.
See if I got 2 more also.
BOOM! Two more also. I like how you're checking that back corner like somebody else might be watching.
Cheeey, where's everybody going?
Happens one time bro, you gotta check that corner every fucking time you jump in there.
Right. Pox Canada? That's so decent!
Pac Blue Canvas Police is key... A key to unlock
the police Bambi crate
found in police departments and tier one zones.
Maybe I should hold on to that.
Yeah, I got a soldier's key for same thing.
Oh bro, wait, I didn't get
a case? there was no
case in there i thought you had picked it up already
or something two opened ar cases i got screwed
yeah bone city bro Got bone. Bone city, bro.
One more? Might as well. Fuck it!
Let's try one more or We'll go to my spot.
Then we'll hit up that yellow.
Yeah, then we'll go to yellow
or maybe a trader
in yellow?
Yeah, yeah, trader
because I got
two legendary items
and two legendary barter items. I have two legendary barter items.
I have a legendary collectible
and a couple
boxed nails. Oh, one got...
Oh no, God.
You got ruined?
Yeah, people buy those.
Someone bought one off me for 50K in the shop,
in the place.
So like the box of nails,
you don't sell to the vendor.
You sell those to people
because people need those two- How do you sell them to people because people need those two
millipedes. How do you sell them to people?
They'll drop you cash on the
ground and then you can drop the nails on the ground.
Oh, you just hope that they don't kill you and shit?
No, no. You're going to save some when you trade.
I'm talking about while you're at the trader yeah yeah while you're at the trailer it's all safe sound stuff i got it cool actually kind
of creates a nice little social atmosphere yeah i got a rare key here, dude.
A key to unlock
Pustoshka Red Brick House.
Okay.
Hold on to that bitch, bro.
Find out where that is, dude.
I haven't used too many of those keys.
Always down to go check some of those
out. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Seems like you get one every time from there.
That's kind of cool chat. The goggles show through. Look at that.
See that?
It almost makes it
less bright, doesn't it? Less noticeable
distance and all that. Obviously.
That's kind of sweet, dude.
Wait a second?
What did you use to heal up real big?
You said...
It won't let me unbox these or anything, but I'll try.
The big thing called the AFAC.
It's a big four-up 2x2.
Yeah, bro. Put that on your up bar. No. the big thing called the AFAC it's a big yeah bro
put that on your
hotbar
nah won't let me
won't let me
yeah put that
on your fucking
hotbar
that thing is nice
you saw how low
I got
like red
red blinking
and it brought
me back
and you can just heal all the way back up.
That's awesome dude, that's not a waiting thing
So check this out what i just figured out
Is...
You've seen those syringes, right? There's red ones that one by two...
Okay, so check this out. Try this try this
Yo!
Try combining it with that
Think it might create another little heal thing
for you. Let me see.
I got a green vial.
Which one's better?
Let me ask chat which one's better, green or yellow
because I think there are certain percentages of hp like based
on the color right that you will get yeah oh you need iodine you need a tincture as well gotcha okay
so we don't necessarily okay so We gotta find iodine as well.
You know the thing that you normally disinfect your eggs with?
Cool, cool, cool.
How's it going boys?
Let me see if I had one.
It's going good bro. Are you getting back in?
Uh... i had one uh it's going good bro you getting that game
maybe i'm tired i just worked out took a shower ready to sleep big dog oh i feel I feel it. No you're all good.
You chillin'?
Dick Everett is just gonna be trying to get a...
Just wake up tomorrow bro and we'll have a base and everything man.
I'm waking up really early.
I'm getting on earlier tomorrow so like...
We doing this shit early or what?
Um.
I mean, I'm gonna start first on this, yeah.
Okay, okay.
I'll jump on this shit.
Yeah, the staff said thanks for giving our servers a try. I said what's up?
Hey Debbie, appreciate them for giving everybody bio.
And then $250 fell out of the card. And then I ignored it,
pretended to ignore it and said
Oh thank you so much! Thank you so fucking
much! Uh huh...
You ever see when you open a card from like grandma or something like that?
Yeah yeah. You pretend you don't see the money, and your heartfelt message is going.
Wow, Grandma, this means a lot.
Thank you so much.
If I ever become a grandfather,
I'm just gonna write in there,
here's money, so they don't have
to fake it tell me this little thing doesn't look like a smudge on your screen chat
i just tried to scratch it off this little this little thing on the box
there i thought was on my monitor.
I was like,
don't make it up for grandma.
There we go. Going.
Yeah, someone was in the card room waiting for someone by the way bruh.
Wait what? You're shooting that kid? He started shooting me in the back 180 headshot of this mofo hello yellow card
yeah no green card we're at a greeting card that's not near spawn though
we're near uh...
You have to travel away from spawns.
This guy was in here bro, literally in here.
Angel statue I can grab that.
Yellow card you wanna grab the yellow?
That'll give me three of them.
Okay, nevermind, I'll go.
Oh you guys got red already!
Yeah, I'm holding onto it.
I died right after though.
I literally put in there-
I put it in the butt dude, you know what I'm saying? And then walked out and died.
At least you got up though.
You tried it or no?
We're gonna move to yellow.
Hold on.
I have not tried We're gonna move to yellow. Hold on. Use a couple of those and then go to red? Sorry, Jesus.
Um...
I have not tried it yet, no.
That's the first one so far.
Wonder if I should use this.
It's kinda sick.
What'd you get?
S-it's an sval.
No, just kidding. I'm gonna ask chat if they think I should use it.
It's 939, right?
Um...it is 939.
You just pop it off basically once.
I got a full...
Wait, I could probably put this other
site on it.
Don't I have like a site to this guy? Look at that.
How about that guy?
We'll keep that one there, check this.
Oh baby!
In business. Alright, I'm in business.
You got the backpack slot too right?
Yeah we've been alarming this bitch for the last 30 minutes, okay?
So...
The odds that someone's out here ready to murder us is fairly high
considering there's only one fucking exit point.
You ever seen 300?
Run out to the right, run out to the...
Uhhhhh...
Bobby Lee, go to the right.
The hot gate.
SHIT!
Oh I would be FUCK fucking dead right now.
You're supposed to take the goat path dude.
Oh my god, I'd be dead.
Good climbing there buddy, good climbing.
I'd be fucking dead.
Shut your bitch mouth okay?
It's here man.
Real champ of being here with us.
Okay.
I can give you this S-foul right off the bat.
Of course we are further west so you don't have to sprint past.
I'm trying to wake up early...
Yeah....to play this, okay?
I'm being responsible. What do you think about hitting-
Hold on let's go into a building real fast.
... You thinking about what, dude? What?
I'm just trying to be responsible.
I said I'm trying to be responsible.
I'm waking up earlier.
Close the door on me, bro?
Okay.
All right.
Let me see here.
I hear you, bro.
I hear you.
Be responsible.
I got you.
You don't hear nothing, bitch.
We want to hit a traitor,
right? Do we go trader now
we have enough yeah like really inventory space open
let's see there's a let's go to that north trader right by the yellow
the sas rovi military hey look okay you come early to play with who
my early this is still on.
Alright you said those blue circles are traitors? Yeah yeah yeah.
You ready to rumble? I moved it over there.
Yep.
Let's head out.
I wanna know where this house is for this key.
Really surprised we're not dead yet.
Again, see that just goes to show you
like people like to hit the green
card at the spawn, but then the go west ones are not as popular.
The move off of spawn is probably the one that was farmed.
Yeah bro, listen...
The other one had two people at it, that was... I mean, bro, but okay, listen, the other one had like
two people at it
all, you know what
I mean?
There's always fights
going on there,
you know what
I'm saying?
I mean, that's
what I did.
I ran way east.
I went to
the east one
to get my
first kill.
He was
fucking camping.
How could
he not
kill you?
Like 180 headshot and it be just...
I tapped him in the brain, he's body shotting me bro.
And uh, you don't really get knocked out very quickly on this server.
Actually listen, I haven't been knocked out once yet, I don't know if you do get knocked out very quickly in this server. Actually, I don't... Listen, I haven't been knocked out once yet.
I don't know if you do get knocked out.
I mean, I've just died right when I died.
No knockout.
Like, motherfuckers hit me down to like red and I lived. You know what I mean?
Alright everybody has to fight for the party one time.
Oh, the taser is the thing that knocks out right?
Yeah, the taser is.
Oh so you put a taser on it so you can knock people out?
Yeah, he tested me on naughty a couple times.
He tested it on naughty a couple times?
I tested it on his bitch ass too, don't...
Yeah but it's funny the first time because he didn't know what it was and thought he died.
Does it take your HP out too?
It doesn't do nothing, just knocks you out.
Yeah, it doesn't do anything else to knock you out.
So then you can use it in like Pappy Blood.
That's a nice way to steal people's shit right?
I don't wanna kill you but I want your stuff.
It might be a strike because TTK is pretty high here right?
So if you're close to somebody, hit them with the taser and execute their bitch ass.
Yeah honestly it wouldn't be that bad because like you said it gets a little bit higher.
And we haven't even gotten to the good state yet where I'd like to have really good new
farmers and stuff I'm sure that you can only buy
so many things from the normal trader they have other different traders here i'm not even sure um
you probably you'd probably find better shiz, I was gonna say.
Is the trader a safe zone too?
Yeah.
Oop, I'm lagging.
Yeah, I got that too.
The trader is a safe zone and you'll be able to talk to people
you can do actual trading with other people
It's kind of a cool social spot right?
It kinda sucked when we did our own server
me and Hutch tried to do one
of these servers it was just too many people who watched our streams so
like yeah you've been here for you've been here too long bro you're supposed to be in it out in about five minutes i think
we actually gave it like 15 minutes of that
seems uh... Or to see you, say what's up. You know, talk to you right in the face of this.
Definitely need a fucking car.
Lame for me to say this but lag wall often means big base loading.
Nah, he don't have to play with us on that shit bro, this ain't RP.
Find out in game bro. I don't mind a minute game but... on a metagame but people save so and dwell any server that has it yeah, but it was just
doubled down because it was our server.
Yeah, they were waiting for them to go back to Trader.
Yeah you know...
Just a little too socializing on ours.
It's difficult to make a server
and play on it when
all the players are you motherfuckers.
It's like the opposite of organic.
And then you get the assholes who wanna...
...pack on that or be assholes on it or...
Okay so I'm just gonna give you a warning here Kevin.
Okay?
I know we're in random ass locations like this right?
On these base building servers though...
These random ass locations could fuckin'-
Yeah, that is-
Holy shit!
There's a passcode on the door.
Yeah, so that guy can just fuckin'
be here sometimes looting or
coming back or walking out
These random locations just
have people in base building services.
Not to mention, like...
While towns aren't that important to loot
on this map
you can get boxes of nails
and shit like that Yeah that you need out of pretty much any
little city. Yeah, so you can
get that from any place
So people might just be around
Bro when you were gonna sell the nails you got
How are we supposed to build a base!
Yeah... true.
But uh, Naughty
Naughty literally just died in like
random fuckin' town
Damn, basement is just everywhere.
Yeah, right when I got on it, I saw it.
You got him to linting, buddy.
What'd you say?
You got him to full linting like he was on red.
Oh yeah, because
when he looks at me and I thought it was you
and he starts spraying me so I start spraying
him and we're literally sitting in front of each other
nobody's moving and we're just spraying our guns
and hoping
the other guy dies just spraying our guns and hoping something.
We're hoping the other guy
dies first, bro.
That's what I'm saying
TGK was so like
it's so high
if I had Taser
bro I would've
just Tased
this bitch
out of an X
dude
and all that stuff.
Dude having no knockout pretty wild
yeah yeah the hacksaw is like a right You can hack-saw the door?
Yeah, yeah. The hacksaw is like a raid item.
I heard it's only for metal things inside the base...
Like lockers and shit.
Oh, coded stor- yeah
code locked storages Yeah, okay there you go.
This is the gun I killed Trey with.
And now that I know what kind of scumbag he is in day one with.
And now that I know what kind of scumbag he is in DayZ,
I'm glad I did it.
Did you see that clip
that he did though bro?
You know why?
He was in your chat.
Go ahead. He get in your chat go ahead he was in your chat the other day saying the reason
he killed that guy was because he was so annoying yeah listen to me listen to me kevin sit in this
tree for a sec okay okay alright let me give you
this whole fucking story
remember that
Hutch thing
that happened
where there was
some four man
that Hutch
was a part of
they all went
to the after passage
they got through
passages together
Trey shoots
the guy
because he's
yapping
right um together. Trey shoots the guy because he's yapping, right?
So that whole four-man dies
because of that, right? So Trey
shoots the guy because he's yapping.
Then Trey F11s in front of Hutch while he's in his inventory,
While the other player is standing in front of Trey.
So when he F11s,
Hutch assumes it's his friend-
The other guy that killed Trey
So then Hutch kills that
guy. Then chat fucking tells
Hutch he's a doofus and that
he didn't kill that guy. So then Hutch
F11s, four man wiped off the planet
right? Not even in opposition of another team.
Okay? So then... let me give you context now to this next one.
Trey kills that guy for yapping
on another day teams up with
him again. He
recognizes his voice but
the other guy doesn't
recognize Trey's
voice. Okay?
And guess where Trey's voice. Okay? And guess where Trey fucking takes him?
After passage,
okay? They're together
for two hours and then
they get to the other side of passage
and watch this clip.
You putting it in Discord?
Yeah. Passage
and watch this clip, okay?
Sorry I didn't make that. i didn't want you guys to hear me twice
so what's your
all right discard hey chad we'll let you guys watch now off of that what you just heard remember okay what's happening is here is trey and that person that he's been with for two hours are holding this guy up all right her name
thomas thomas thomas feel like I remember you from somewhere.
I do, you have a night vision scope on your SV98.
What is your name?
Well this is Luke and And Luke doesn't know my name because I didn't tell him,
Because last time I saw Luke I betrayed him.
Why'd he kill the other guy too? I do and then just sits there
that's just... I think
it's hard to do but
I think it's cool.
You think that's cool?
Listen! it's a rare type of gameplay in DayZ.
I'll say that. You don't run into people who play like that often
so you can't
you can't really be mad at it it's a very rare play style
yeah yeah haven't run into anybody that betrays
you after with them for like I think it's fun.
I think it's fun for that reason.
Anytime I've been with somebody
for like three minutes,
I've never been betrayed.
Yeah,
I know.
It's very rare
but it's a super
fun play style
I think to witness. know not be a part of well because but
to witness it is like damn that was crazy dude no way right like kind
of like almost shocking gameplay.
Yeah.
Are you blacked out?
Dude, y'know people get pretty invested in their- Yeah.
In the teammates!
You know what I mean?
All that people saying
ORDER 66! Order 66!
After hours.
After HOURS bro.
You know what I mean?
As soon as anybody gets low health around me at all
Chat's like,
Bro, kill this motherfucker.
But then there are people in the chat
who just really don't want you
to, right? You know?
They really don't. They like
the guy that you're hanging out with.
Caesar salad!
Yeah, chicken Caesar!
That shit was funny when the guy logged back in
and we started punching him
and then Kevin says
chicken Caesar
while we were just
beating his ass already.
Yeah. while we're just beating his ass already. Chicken Caesar was supposed to be our fucking code word
for jumping this other group of people
at a fountain from yesterday with a bad mic, chat wanted him dead. And the fuckin' before I met up with you till after fucking passage. We were four men and they were three men.
I'm sorry? Say again?
I said the guy with the bad mic yesterday
chat wanted him dead from before I met up with you till after fucking pass
What the whole time
You Yeah, it's wild. You find some food real quick dude?
Wait you're hungry?
I got something. Let's eat half of this.
You have an MRE? Oh, shit.
You just found one?
Yeah.
I think there are...
Like, I've seen a couple of those bags
in the little greenhouse-looking shits.
What about them?
Oh.
There's usually a bag sitting in there.
Oh, I got you, I got you.
And the bag's got food in it.
Yeah, yeah.
Smart, smart.
You're already figuring
that server out, bro.
You've been fucking playing
for 15 minutes.
30 minutes, bro.
I'll find where the food is
and you know me, bro.
Is there cars on this server and shit? There has to be, right?
When I was loading the mods it said some cars.
It is! I told you motherfucker, there's car rentals!
You can rent cars on your map.
Nice, Kev let's go.
Why can't I put these pants on? Hold up it won't let me
put these pants... Put them in your hands.
I did. Now drag him to
the other pants. Sometimes you can
drag him onto your physical character. Drag him into the actual pants slot?
Yeah sometimes you can drag him onto your
character and sometimes you have to drag them to the slot.
I don't really know why yet.
Hey boys!
What's the group name?
Oh shit are you in the server right now?
Just popped in.
We just got it.
I need you to press P, Bosh
and look at the left side
and give me the number next to U
175 435 and give me the number next to you one seven five four three five five four seven seven invited next time i think we only need like
the first floor to be honest
let me promote you in the squadron oh it's because naughty is in right now
let me delete naughty not it is not overthrown man what the fuck oh bro if you got that
yeah overthrow me if I'm not even there.
There's already pending an invite.
You already have an invite, uh...there you are.
I'm gonna promote you a couple times, there ya go.
See that boys? Straight promoted.
Easy as that.
Promoted.
Didn't have to fucking
go into the office
to plead his case.
Nothing, bro.
I just recognize hard work
when I see it
and I want to reward it.
Thank you.
Thank you so much, man. It means so much
coming from you. Of course, of course.
I remember
this. I'm going to rent a fucking
car tomorrow and I'm just going to run everybody over.
That's what Twitch did for me, actually.
I remember the first time
I got my new splits on subs
back in the day
they were just like
hey yo
you're so fucking dope
we're just gonna give this to you
and I was like okay sweet
didn't have to fucking talk to nobody about it
they gave you a car?
no man, they gave me a better split
on my subs
I mean
you could buy a car with the new splits.
Don't you resident sleeper Uncle Curly
With a name like Uncle Curly, okay?
How dare you.
I'm saying, you know...
This guy's name is YouCan'tTrustAFriend. Come on bro!
We gotta put NAZ or something after it bro i need a little specification there
oops someone's fighting up there bro what is okay let's keep trucking towards that
that sounds suppressed so not as far as it actually sounds.
So it might be pretty fucking close.
I'm gonna make my way across to you before you do anything.
We're probably gonna die here.
It's very possible. We're probably gonna die here. It's very possible, it's very possible. They're probably fucking dead.
Oh! Okay?
Yeah they're still truckin' along...
Maybe they're in a little town down there or something?
Open field. i love open fields
oh shots to the left that's a lot more scary i think there's actually building sets over there to check too uh- oh, okay. I say we keep truckin'.
Yeah yeah, we're goin' dude! Get the motion out and I'm ready dude!
He is farther than I think...
Holy I mean, it is farther than I think. Holy! That's getting closer. Now that's getting real close.
Should I put my Mosin at 200 in situations like this
um yeah maybe that one you got two hundred well zoomed
it would be pretty decent it's up to you brother, brother. It's not going to be too much of
a difference regardless. We'll and get in front here.
Oh dude, they might be shooting.
There's like a floating base here?
Yeah, just like a piano just They weren't shooting around here right?
What the fuck?
That might be a launch.
Olé bro!
This might even just be a little town.
I'm just scared to press fucking M right now.
Not just trees...
Right around the corner. Not just trees.
These guys are fighting in trees? It's very rare for that to happen, especially for a long period of time.
Might be a base in there or something?
Maybe...
It'd be sick if you randomly started hearing explosions and shit like rust,
And you're like holy fuck, counter-ra counter right now somebody's raiding a base dude yeah
we're building to our left here
still in front of us yeah That was a suppressed single-shot sniper.
Yeah, there's a little town up here I think bro. Oh shit.
Oh okay.
Be prepared to die.
Oh those shots sounded so much fucking closer dude.
Dude wow this guy shoots with suppressed sniper shot for sure.
Oh maybe not. See?
Are there houses in front of us here?
I'm taking a look, seeing.
I haven't seen anything yet so Check the crouching route. Holy shit that's close, it's very close.
Still further away from these houses?
Might be up this hill...
This hill.
I'm gonna go y'all. Holy crap. This might be a very tough fight.
Oh look, a dude's on the chase!
Oh there he is. I'm gonna chase. Pretty sure it's still further left? Yeah.
I don't know, 100%. It sounded like that.
Sounded like maybe a tree went over it.
You know the sounds better than me. I may be chewing on water.
You know the sounds better than I do.
Just a little bit more confirmation, if I'm going to stay there a little. so I don't know.
Oh, there's a lot of chews.
Is there something in here? Yeah, there's a base here it looks like. A rock?
Something?
No no no.
Couldn't see through trees.
I'm just gonna go down.
I don't know where the hell that is.
I think we're going to have to look for it.
Oh, yeah! There I'm not even fighting.
Is there anything down below?
No? Just a valley up.
Down there is probably where they're fighting There's a little thing down there.
Too many f***ing shots.
Antipode is over now. We gotta find him. Might be able to see him from top of this rock.
Where is this place?
I wonder if it's further down.
Yeah, I think we're too far for these rocks.
There are too many trees covering it. We have to go down.
Let's go. Let's go back. Yeah, I'm behind you. so so I'm going to go ahead and Someone right there.
C-c-crossing the road! Holy shit, dude.
That's wild looking.
One guy one guy...
He stopped! He hit something!
Fuck I missed bro.
Did he keep driving? Yeah yeah, kept driving.
That might have been the shots, he might have gotten out and killed somebody who got back in his car and dipped.
He's getting back on the road?
See him?
The car, no.
Yeah where you running, where... Yeah, where you running?
He's going back to the road. Get ready.
Can I see him? He's backing up.
You lost him?
Where is he? He kept driving, kept driving up the road this way. There you go, there you go.
Got some trash in there.
Yeah this guy's got straight road up here.
Alright we could be getting fucking fucked. straight road up here.
Alright, we could be getting fucking flanked by a different team or something like that.
I need food and water...
Yellow. I'm gonna get a little water too. Um, I have like like a sloppy joe check these spaces check the little greenhouse things There's another one back here.
Careful, there are so many people around. I wonder if those are on the map like on New York?
The water spots.
That's odd though.
Am I coming to you?
Maybe a place to get us on it.
So that's Metalworking kit.
And weed ingredient.
Empty bag that holds one ounce of an item.
The fuck?!
It is a weed bag, bro!
Shotgun case here
yeah here putting the water uh shut it up
check that shotgun case
Was a shotgun key stuff on over, black case in the back of that.
Had two cases here bro.
You guys are galloping across the countryside.
That's right, Zach.
Yeah?
Right away dude.
Like I said we're probably gonna die soon. That bay chap?
The fountain here too.
It was down this way, right?
Right where you're going.
He's in the trees, 150 southeast moving up. Behind you.
Took a shot at him just so he knows where I am when we turn
He's moving up the mountain a bit.
Could have stopped in a tree.
No eyes on him.
Trying to move way up the mountain and coming back down.
Might be sitting in a bush here They just kept going. There's definitely more shots up in front of us too.
What the fuck is going on around here?
On top of these rocks these rocks don't see anybody so He saw him too.
Oh, no you saw him too. He spotted me too.
No, you saw him on this side.
On...
... I'm going to shout some over. There's shots in my rear. Big cabin over here.
That's a base.
Oh, there is a guy right there.
Turn left to right down the hill by that rock. Got him! Watch out for the left flank. Watch your left, Mike.
Not seeing him anymore?
He kept running around the front of the base or inside the base.
I don't know if he went down the rock.
I don't think anyone inside.
How many days a year do you lose people
that he was chasing him right around this rock Don't know. Can we get under the base here? Nah.
I just kept booking it.
Oh, he's right here! I just kept booking it.
Oh, he's right here!
He's running where we first saw him?
I think so.
I'm gonna go right, and you're gonna go up. Yeah.
No, nice! There's another one now.
Unless that was him who shot...
That was me who just shot the Mosin. I shot the Mosin. Did he shoot a Mosin at the end?
I heard two Mosins, that's all.
I ran out of my ammo on both of you.
Oh! Nope.
You dead? Yeah, I died.
Damn... yeah i did missed everything with the auto fires but hit the fucking shot iron sights This is a fucking raid, bro.
This is a fucking raid, bro.
Fly away and I can move.
I don't know what the fuck I just got but I'm pretty sure I've got shit that I'm not supposed to have and it's a lot.
I think it's good shit.
Alright, I'm running over right to you dude.
I mean, I still...
I still have my yellow keycard.
So we can just get shit real good.
Why do I have a full surgeon outfit on? What the fuck is this?
Can't even swallow that sometimes.
Hopefully nobody kills me, I'm a doctor.
Zombie apocalypse? You don't kill the doctor, okay?
Holy! These guys have nutty loot. Hold on.
I'm not even mad at that death.
I finally got somebody.
You could get kidnapped and tortured, Kev. Oh no! Why would they torture the doctor?
To get all of the good information he has on
the antidote.
Let me teach you how to become a doctor here real quick.
You fix your own damn broken leg. Yeah, I don't know if I hit one of those
fucking
auto-rifle shots that I had.
And then one's happened with the...
That was iron sights too,
I guess I gotta shoot!
Didn't have to stay ready.
What the fuck ended up killing you? The guy in the base probably killed you.
There was a guy in the base? I think that's what happened.
This guy had some crazy shit, though, bro. I'm pretty sure.
Are you close to me, Kevin?
Bricks of god weed.
Bricks of what?
God weed? I don't know.
He just had bricks of weed on it, bro.
I have fucking three of those.
There's so much fucking dream here he's like
I want this server, bro
I found a joint right away and was like Jared
You got the god weed though
I think i'm gonna go here i think
here's what i'm gonna do i think i get the out of here and i go into the portal
yeah it's a little bit rough because the dude can just fucking spawn at his base right if that was his base.
Yeah, if he has got a base there it might not be super easy.
I am not worried about...I am not worried about it at this point.
You can try to get your loot back if you want. I don't even think he's gonna try to loot you, but
I'm gonna go try to get to the trader right now
and stash some of this shit. Did you grab
the rest of my legendary shit? No,
fuck no bro, I can't dude, I didn't wanna
take too big of a chance there.
Yeah, that's fine.
I'm gonna run straight back to my body.
How about loot this military for us?
I have nothing.
I don't have anything either.
Is the key in your container better than the red keypad, though?
They'll be back too, though, right?
Who knows?
I didn't have enough good stuff
that they would loot.
It's hard to say. Bro, we were in I didn't have enough good stuff that they would loot?
It's hard to say. Bro, we ran so far off of where we were going...
Yeah, I know.
You detoured the fuck out of that.
I don't really know what to do now.
Why?
Because you just got so much good shit or what?
No, it's because I don't know what to do now.
I don't know where to go.
Oh, damn. I don't know where to go.
Might need to build a base real quick or something, dude. Stash here, little stash base
We've got the nails
Tundra's on there You didn't get rid of it there.
I think I can get rid
of the Valhalla
champs.
I don't have
5.56 ammo
though.
I didn't
get 5.56
ammo because
I was scared
if I was
going to die.
We built a base and then
We built a garage next to it
And we had like eight cars in
It
Just chilling for whenever we needed.
To roll out...
Yeah, just pick up cars from all over the server
and stash them
But you have to layer that shit
because if somebody blows up one door,
you have to have two floors or else it'll
glitch into the roof and blow up all your
cars at the same time.
It was crazy.
Yeah. I also got a code lock off that that guy which is what you need for a base
so the question is maybe i go to I feel like if you made a base kind of around that yellow keycard zone, it wouldn't be bad.
I think I should go
drop this stuff off at the storage
Like, like the code thingy
The codelock at least Drop that off. Sell what I can. Get rid of shit that I don't want here.
Can people see the code you put in or do they like change that for streamers?
Put the code in their own door.
Pretty sure you can press a key on there,
and the rest of them can push your numpad keys
Yeah, so I was saying yeah
Sucked every time you go in your face have to change your scene real quick
How far are you from your body? Every time you go in your base, have to change your scene real quick.
How far are you from your body? 3.8 kilometers.
I started at 5.5 so I've gone almost two.
All right boys. Almost two. Hi boys, I'm sleeping.
You were supposed to be sleeping 2 hours ago Naughty bro!
Yeah yeah it wasn't 2 hours ago, it was like 30 minutes ago...
It's like 30 minutes ago
I play the server and you just got some download son I go to FIFA at like 11
Later Ammo Oh my Alright, goodnight boys. Later on man. Later.
Oh my.
Later on man.
Alright so now we talk shit about Nadia and then he'll stay awake and come in here to talk shit.
As that works.
I'm gonna sell every-I'm gonna sell this Vector...
...eat the M4 chat.
Oop! What's going on over there? for a chat. I guess that's kind of the nice
thing, that death? The only thing I lost is like
the time running all the way over here early. It's not too bad. You know what I mean?
Keep the yellow keycard and I can run there and get a gun and ammo again.
That guy's probably not gonna loot your body.
I would assume because it was a guy from the base
I don't think he's going to go out there and loot
He might just cause it's free loot
and he's right by his base so you can just grab it and stash it right away.
I mean, I used all the ammo in the two guns that I had. It's not like they're great guns.
I only have ammo for the Mosin left.
I don't even know if I should go grab my shit. Like, I can just get my backpack and little things back.
Alright, I'm at the...I've entered the trader.
Nice.
Yeah, if I could get my stuff to trade back so that I could actually do something at the
trader that'd be dope.
Bosh who's shooting you bro?
No I'm good, I'm not getting shot at all.
I'm axing zombies in the moment.
I mean, uh...
A lot of military right now trying to get some guns.
Supposed to go use the green key card real quick, bro.
You were right over there weren't you?
Me?
Yeah, I was trying to buy a
ring backpack
Uh no, I'm good right now
I do appreciate it, Tom.
Oh yeah, you get a gun and then zero. I didn't even grab anything, I'm just running straight for my body but we're also close to the yellow one
And I'll just...get shit back there, I guess
A crate is being hacked!
Do you want the green bell?
For free.
I can't hold onto these, huh?
Yeah, I'd really like to get a base
closer to other shit so we don't have to carry those either but
i'm guessing we would like make a base and then you each get a sleeping bag right
bag and put it in that place because if you make the base only
you'd be able to spawn there or something like that yeah maybe them injectors are some shit. I'm good. What are scissors for?
You can't sell them, what's the point of it?
I have no clue actually, that's a good question.
First off...
You know what it could just be like a nice kind of thing.
Like the chop up shit? I think that's actually what he is.
Is that where we were on maybe?
Was that many people around? Because we did see that capture the hill shit pop up.
What? No bullshit,
We weren't around that.
I'm wondering if that a few more thousand dollars.
Hey, what's the biggest backpack?
Hey this guy is talking about the biggest backpack!
What's the biggest dick who has got the biggest backpack? He's telling it right here. Right here. Oh, that's the biggest dick who got the backpack. Fuck.
He's telling it right there bro.
Yeah, yeah come here. Come here.
How much you want a bottle?
I just started. I just want one. How much?
Let's see.
It's a lot though.
It's a big backpack bro.
Yeah 100 slots.
How big is it?
80k to 100k How big is it? The biggest one I've seen was the 155mm.
50k anywhere? i've seen was wondering if i should have heard that body yeah run all this way
yeah that's kind of what my prediction was
no not that person get away that... He shouldn't just be sitting at his base though.
Well he did see somebody
just fucking camping the door right in
the lab.
Like there's rocks with bases on the server man
they will do that
Well Jared you said you killed the other guy too
that shot me right?
No I left that motherfucker
If he was on his base I wasn't going to fight him and we just got you shit up there. Are you still down Maui? Gotcha, so we got the okay
Run and use my yellow key card and try to get geared back up
No that's that's the better better call because yeah if you didn't kill that guy
that's why i can't sell it here but should i sell it here
i shouldn't right wasn't in the base.
What's that button doing?
They're saying it's bigger money at black market.
So originally what part of this is?
Oh, it's only- oh I can't.
I thought you could sell that somewhere else.
You know those bricks and weeds were 40k a pop?
Some people are from the EU
How much does shit cost? Some people are from the EU and everything.
How much does shit cost in a game? Everything you're saying is like $50k to $60k. Yo, Timmy. You want this backpack though?
Gotchu.
It's the coolest hat I've seen. Did you see it? You had a bucket?
Big boy backpack, I see you got a little small one there.
How do I do all of that?
Oh no, I don't know how.
Or can you even buy that? Hell yeah, green card. I'll take that.
Damn, I was going for it!
Are you down north?
Down towards the shore
near Electro?
I can't...I really can't remember
but I think so.
So if you left out on that helicopter...
If I keep the hammer and pliers? I don't really know.
Kevin's just gone full fucking forest
gump here look at him
run outside the stadium and he's just
going
that's what you're supposed to do
right yeah that's one reason i don't really like these kind of rust-based
servers as well though i don't really i'm not a huge fan of
like res running and bodies going running back your loot. I don't like that.
How much money do I have now? Yeah, but I'm not gonna make it back
to my loot is the thing.
Nah, but it's a common thing. It's done by everybody, you know what I mean?
It's not- I'm not just saying you.
Stop fucking doing that Kevin.
Sell a thing about Sabis for 50k.
Listen, I'm selling a box of Nellis for 49k.
I was just joking, man.
Sorry.
I like having that yellow keycard...
Like being able to put it in your butt-pack or whatever the fuck it is.
Oh man! How do you even see me?
I actually love sticking stuff up there.
Not at my own, up yours maybe.
There's white privilege
if you didn't make it so easy for me
hey I got a big
lots of space
okay so listen kevin i currently have a code lock four boxes
and nails so building a base is now on the table
potentially all right So building a base is now on the table, potentially.
Alright.
I'm gonna try using this worker key to be honest.
Over there... use the yellow.
I'm really close to the marker right now by the way.
Might be that chap.
The sucky part is, I had to quest to use the traitor extract...
Hey Timmy....and I don't have anything to trade.
Come here, bruh.
What's up, bruh?
Trust me.
Come here.
Yo, when did...
When did fuckin' Biden get to this server man?
Fuck these prices.
What the fuck is this thing?
You get paid a lot of money though!
Who wanted to...
Who's going on, What's up with the...
Come, come, come. I'll be here.
Ready? Come, come, come. I can barely move.
Yeah, thanks bro.
Appreciate that. How much does it normally cost?
Don't worry about it.
Just out of curiosity though, what's it worth?
I don't know.
200k?
Damn!
Okay, alright.
Hell yeah.
Thank you bro, appreciate ya.
Are you new to the server man?
Yeah, yeah, I just started today.
Did you want this crossbow and this R700, bro?
No, no. You're good, bro. Keep it.
Okay.
Do you want any tips or tricks if you're new to the server?
I've been playing this for a bit.
I mean...I think I kinda got the gist of it for the most part.
Unless you got some secret spots that you'd like to fucking leave at our shop down there.
Hey man! I gotcha, I got you. Alright so...
Yeah yeah yeah
Yo does Pavlovo have gas on this map guys or is it a tree?
Whatcha got for me whatcha got for me
You got secret spots.
Can you walk
the room past it?
Oh, yeah, yes.
I don't know
what you're asking.
Okay.
I think that just
goes to Lannagorse. Oh
They look like barrels they're like barrel stuck in the floor
But yeah, they're called hidden stashes you'll find them usually in like military zones or
You'll find some at the-
Oh shit look how big this is.
Cammy Showbuck has a lot of stashes.
Northwest Airfield but I like going Tissy.
Tissie's insane with hitting stashes man.
And pretty much you do the key cards green yellow red and once you get to uh red you get a lab key card
okay card and okay you see the blue X's on your map it's like NK I think.
Those are the big, those are the labs. There is one in Zvet there is also one in Tissy and one in Tru-Truxasco
One inside Detroit school yeah okay
oh
and those are the
big boy spots or what
what do those look like
don't
those are
that's lab
door
lab doors
do they lead
pretty much
to a lab?
Yeah, yeah.
So the way you got in, Nick,
you extracted correct
to get in here.
You go up to those blue X's,
you open the doors and the blue keycard you get from
the red.
You use that blue key card and it opens lab doors for everybody So anybody can hop in
for the next 10 minutes.
What the fuck? Is there crazy PvP
in there? There has to be, dude.
Dude, crazy PvP.
Oh shit, bro. Like if you're
looking for PVP
that's where it's at
because as soon
as people see
lab doors open
it's like a
global message
with the top left.
Shit, and
people don't do
it very often
or what?
I haven't seen it yet. No, they do it very often or what? I haven't seen any. No they do it very often
Yeah Even seem like any ATMs being stolen or I see the ATM say. The ATM package is being hacked?
Yeah, yeah.
Okay, okay.
I'll keep it-
I didn't see the care patch.
Just go to labs.
Just...
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hell yeah.
And pretty much just make your own basement and gear up.
Hey Lobz, that's where you find all the...
Looks like you got some good gear already.
Yeah I'm doing okay.
I swooped this off of something else out there.
That was cool man. hell yeah. Yeah buddy.
Yeah um... except for my pants bro, my pants look hella goofy bro you see this?
Oh I gotchu bro I I got you. Look look look
Oh shit. Thanks bro
Um, hold on
Thanks for that, appreciate ya.
You can put those on if you want to but...
Pretty cool. They hold a lot of shit.
Let me see here. I'm gonna change it out there and get rid- Again, I I'm probably gonna get rid of this backpack first and sell this bitch.
You can't save guns in your storage right?
Yeah you could save two.
Oh shit shush up! i'm gonna put a three
away in that
i'm going to use that and i'm going to use tools
for what that guy, chat.
I don't get the top loader though
I could see though maybe.
Okay so let's
see here. I want to sell this bag
for 40 bangers.
Wait, for 80k? 8K I think.
It could buy it for 40 bangers.
Wolverine boots!
How much did that statue sell for, Jared?
I don't know to be honest.
I wasn't paying attention.
I think it was like 40k maybe.
Maybe 30? Okay.
That's too much weapons cost.
Oh, they're already fucking done so I don't have anything else.
This place is a little bit laggy
i like these paintings but they're right yeah make it work
um
pants Pants. The good news is there's no gas plate around Pablovo Military so I'm going in to loot the shit out of this place.
The shit outta it? Why'd you get so Irish when you said that dude?
Cause I am Irish, is that okay? Yeah but you got a A-grade accent. Why'd you get so Irish when you said that, dude?
Because I am Irish.
Is that okay?
Yeah, but you got extra, dude.
You know what he said?
What do you mean extra?
How can I be extra Irish because I have Irish on my phone?
You got extra Irish right there.
How can I be extra Irish
when I'm Irish?
Doesn't even make sense, Jared.
Thank you for that.
Have fun with it.
Yeah, it does.
I don't know.
It fucking doesn't.
Maybe if you or Kevin
were doing an Irish impression
and you put on
some sort of accent
or something.
Okay, so if Jared had American
flag pants on, you wouldn't say he's being
extra-American? Alright, shut up.
That's how all you guys behave anyway.
I imagine you have a pair of American flag pants
in your closet right now, guys.
No I can't buy duck tape not to find it?
Okay.
America!
Yo ho!
America!
Damn, give me a little bit of dust bro. Fuck yeah! There we go.
Fuck yeah!
You just know, you just know
Jordan has one of those American Fly complete suits
doesn't he? Hell yeah birdie!
They're cut off shorts actually. Yeah probably Hell yeah birdie! Let me drip you out, Timmy.
Uh they're cut off shorts actually.
Yeah probably baby jeans and denim is not on you there Evvin.
I was talking about Judd and then he's just gonna turn it on me and be an asshole? Okay bosh fuck.
I don't fly talking like that.
You trying to drip me out
so you can shoot me in the tree later?
That's fucked up, You setting me up?
What the fuck are you wearing, Santa Claus' beard?
See how we can get down? Look at this beaver bro!
What the f- okay.
That's worth a lot I think yeah.
Okay, that doesn't smoke too much.
I'm gonna get my fucking weed back and my import, you know that? Hey take this shit man here's the weed back bro get hey! Take this shit man. Here's the weed bag bro.
Get that bro.
Hit that shit man.
Ahhh...
Ahhhh...
Wait we still room for her?
Oh shit!
This is yours?
Yeah I'm gonna get it back. Trust god I'm smacking this he found us
Kevin the guy the guys don't shit for
that I know that's The guy who stole the shit from...
I know that's not me laughing right now.
Hey, where is Kevin at?
It has to be this guy.
This is Kevin! Right here!
What happened bro?
What happened?
Kevin's behind you, bro.
Jared, you know you don't have to do like a high-ass thing...
Look! What did the name on that say?
...if you're just talking your normal voice?
Oh it's weird.
Wha?
Nothing, bro.
Am I...
Wait, my voice sounds different?
No, you're smoking...
In game,
you're like putting on an axe
like...
Like the guy. Oh shit. Yo, bruh. in game you're like putting on an axe like oh yo bro did you just did you just put his card on the ground right here is that you are you eating him is that him
my god is this Are you eating him? Is that him? My god, is that Summit?
Hey, what's going on?
Yo, this guy's eating me right in front of us, brother.
Oh my gosh.
That's insane. I'm gonna go buy ammo for this M4
Put my cart on the ground and everything
Stay away from my fucking
Get over your, homie.
Stay away from that bitch bro.
I know where you live.
Who was the other guy?
Who's the guy we killed? Was that not you?
Yeah, we killed some random guy there. Took his shit and then there's this guy we killed.
Oh!
Yeah, we killed this guy.
That's alright. You kill me and I fucking...
...get whatever this name tag says.
Can you not read? It's not that hard!
You can't read it, so take this.
And for magazines I'm gonna buy some magazines.
Four of them please. This is a magazine.
Four of them please.
I'm gonna buy him now.
Is there supposed to be a buy button here?
The buy is there. What the fuck?
What the fuck? Oh, wait! I don't have enough. I don't think so. How much do I got?
44. Damn these things are expensive as fuck bro. I'm about to. Bro, dude these M4 mags are 20k a fucking pop bruh.
That's a lot and I only have 1500 monies.
It was nice talking to you, man.
Same to us.
You want me to reset?
Yep yep
Let me know if you have any other questions
Thank you sir appreciate the help
Oh is this one resetting
resets important man you'll never see me again brother yeah he said
he said you'll never see me again we're gonna camp his base and then we'll see who sees who.
Do you remember where that place is? Cause if you do, that's funny.
I mean... there's a marker still for my body.
Oh yeah, just remember that. You can- if the ad ok on our remarker c
um... i do see your body
actually and i think that in the worst base as always
i just felt cannibal too i guess that's the one problem i marked it all right that's the name of the
cannibal base Alright. That's the one problem. I named it Cannibal Base.
Cannibal base...
That's the problem streaming this, wherever you put your base is gonna be fuckin'
Yeah. Mad enough, ya know what I mean?
Yeah, get the shit done, let em show up bro.
You can just sit in your base and do what you want to do!
That was dope though. Server restarted.
I'm liking it dude. I like that I do want to build a base though
so we have a place to stash shit
cause losing it every time we die sucks
So now Kevin when you change it
make sure your hiding okay?
And then once you go to that,
Once you change it I think you can start spamming enter from there
You press it and then you can just spam enter
After that
You're changing it to the same one that you went to before, right?
It has all of the servers listed.
Oh, okay! I see, I see.
We have prio so I'm pretty sure I'm fine.
I don't know if you've gotten it yet, so...
Yeah, yeah. The admins weren't around not too long ago and
they hooked us up last time without even hitting me dude they're just like boom you guys got
it and then they it's a hundred person server two it wasn't even full when I got onto him.
Exactly.
Wasn't full when we went on either.
None of them were full.
It was late at night.
Yeah.
Don't disrespect the server now fucker okay?
That's not disrespect having 80-90 people in the server.
Disrespecting servers, motherfucker!
Listen Kev, you wanna fucking pry or what bro? You better watch what your saying right now, Kev. You wanna fuckin' fire or what bro? You better watch what you're saying right now, Kev
I didn't say anything bad at all!
What the fuck
I said I like it
That's all I said actually
You better love it, Kev You better fucking love it, Cav.
You better fucking love it man.
It's hard to love something after 20 minutes, 30 minutes or whatever that was an hour.
Probably the most PvP you've gotten in one single day though. That's about it. It's nice like being able to tactically push something together seeing your name though.
To be honest with you I'm like okay Kevin is going up that way, I am gonna go this way.
Yeah, you don't lose sight and then...
Is that you?
Yeah, I don't have to sit on top of you
and be like, yeah.
Just to know that there's another guy
to not shoot you.
Yeah, that one ortwo seconds of you thinking
is that somebody? And then they're gone.
Then the hide and seek match continues
Apparently I picked up some seriously good loot and this dude hooked me up with a fucking big ass backpack.
Apparently it's like an 80k bag to it, he said 200k chat was saying 80 though so i It's on the chest, bro.
I'm from Summit Privileges, bro!
You ain't gonna give me shit!
Yeah you know how it goes.
I'm from Summit Privilege.
I do my hard work.
These guys say- so check Kevin
That guy gave me some info by the way.
Want to know?
Okay.
Yeah.
Green yellow red after red blue and that leads to a lab entrance okay and apparently that is announced
to everybody on the server and it's not only
opened by the card user it stays open for everyone for 10 minutes
summit reminded me I need a haircut right now.
Everybody makes fun of me because they think I'm going bald bro
Woo! Sit up red let's go
My hair is getting there
Ready? My body is ready he was ready
i don't know if you want to make a stash base if you guys saw me like my hat off right with my head off right now it'd be wild bro
you guys wouldn't believe how much fucking mobbage I have under here
You get a grace period to loot by yourself for like five minutes oh cool
I like it. I like it. I like i like the idea i like that a little bit of interesting
progression there Oh, man. Maybelline. I'm sorry. Feel better? You'll be alright. You do gotta shoot people a lot in the sand to put them down, bro.
I peppered that one sucker by the way when you shot him at the end.
I peppered him.
I thought he was gonna go down and he didn't.
I was like damn.
I was like damn i was like damn summit looks like he plays Daisy for 14 hours a day.
Come on, bro. No I don't.
Come on, man.
Oh, never... I think that's good enough.
With this.
It's so fucking empty now. Oh!
Ooh, cool sniper dude.
This thing looks dope.
I haven't saw that by yet.
Yeah, took it off somebody's side.
I don't even know where they got it but...
God lucky. So, That's okay, I think right?
I think that's pretty decent.
I'm going to get another AFAC.
Yeah, I can hear you.
I'm in a fucking box right now.
Alright, my internet went out apparently
when the server
went down. Not bad timing
I guess.
Why did I spawn into a massive cube?
Yeah, that's what he wants to.
I'm in like
a fucking giant box, man.
You ever seen that movie Cube? Actually, that's...
I have, it is a good movie
is that the one you told me to watch jordan or was that
oh no no that was circle that you told me to watch i think
why can't i stop but i can't buy it circles when i the one that I told you to watch,
I believe.
Yeah, where they're all standing on little things and...
But you should watch The Cube.
That's a real...
It's kind of like The Platform as well.
You ever see that platform movie on Netflix? What should I do here,
chat? It's 30k.
Oh, the Apex 30 bangers.
Okay. Yeah, I spawned in that cube before
I had to kill myself
to get out of there. Somebody said if you just move around it, that's
the end? That didn't work.
There we go.
Did you leave the trading post, Jared?
$30K to buy fucking AFAC by the way brother man. Don't take advantage of that shit.
God damn it!
What'd you say now I'm sorry?
Did you leave the trading post, Jared? Yeah... God damn it. What did you say now? I'm sorry.
Did you leave the trading post already?
No, I'm there still.
You're there?
Yeah, yeah.
I'm in here.
Yeah, I'll wait for you.
I'm going to shoot you some money and get a load out of here.
Where are you at?
In there behind me.
Okay.
Here we go. I'm gonna give you here. Where you at? In there behind me
I'm going to give you
120 bangers
Follow me over here
Make sure you double click all these quick, okay?
Oh yeah, go back if you need to. Make sure you try and plan it out
a little bit because it goes quick.
Should I get because it goes quick. Alright.
Should I get a... Should I get a backpack
or just guns here?
Um...
I mean, you should
get a backpack.
Have fun, man.
Yeah, good luck out there on my...
What do you think the best gun for me to buy is here, dude?
Just something that's like cheap
but fully automatic? Let me look.
Let me take a gander.
Probably go assault rifles, right?
Something that's probably somewhat cheap.
The ADAR, maybe?
The ADAR is just a single-tapping
M4. It looks like it's going to have a really shitty looking
sight, to be honest with you. Okay.
Pepper... S-Val?
S-val's 100k though.
SKS is 8k.
Meow!
Vepr's only 70.
Thrillz only 70. Drill's a 70...
Looks like a lot of them are, like 20.
AKS-74U's 14.
Look at What's the 70k? 70K is like you always have it.
Oh, wait dude! I'm looking at the wrong size. Is that the sell price?
Wait what are the two different-
Oh fuck! That's the sell price! Left is the sell price right is the buy price okay
SHIT Bro what kind of weapon do you have right now writes the buy price. Okay. Shoot!
What kind of weapon do you have right now?
I got a longhorn. Hold on.
We're right next to the yellow keycard spot, so I don't even...
I'll get a good gun from the yellow keycard.
Yeah, fuck it. Just roll up to Longhorn. Do you have shots?
Do you need bullets? No, I got shots
for it. Maybe I just get a
backpack. How much is a fucking
backpack?
Military backpack is… You want to get a backpack, you want to get an armor. Those are huge essential things.
So you already have a backpack. Just roll with that one for now.
Oh wait no you don't. I'm looking at
a different guy. Where are you?
Oh, are we not in...
Are we in the group?
Oh, bro.
You're at this guy.
Sorry, I buy at this guy.
Turn around!
I'm like…
Well, I buy from this guy that has everything.
My bad.
Oh.
Gotcha.
I didn't even…
Yeah.
Okay.
Does it say?
Is there other stores with labels or you just kinda got put two and two together by what's around them.
I'll make stuff in front of them.
Just take a medium vest for now, maybe?
One that's like 60% probably
Like a press or some shit
Whatever you want Get a sight for your pistol to your longhorn
you want a pistol sight for that these are all 70
they're all 80k no way bro the armors are medium let's see the light ones are 60 percent for No way, bro. The armor's a mess. For mediums...
Let's see, the light ones are 60% for 40k.
Yeah, that's what you want.
Okay.
You need a pistol sight.
All right.
Got my vest, alright pistol sight
Attachments
Ah yeah I'm not paying attention to anything right now.
I'm not being a streamer!
Do you know which one I get here?
There's so many fucking sites...
You need to delete us. What's up, brother? Thank you for that.
Thank you for the 100 bits.
Thank you for the
100 bits.
Handgun scope? Let's go get
5K. Get me. Handgun scope...
Thank you for the-
God damn it, dude!
Thank you for the under gifted sub, GD.
I appreciate your support. I bought so much welcome homies to the squad hope you
enjoy yourself guys can we block enough folks can we drop some one g's in the chat show us below
or something when you buy it deprived ofrived of sleep at the moment.
What's that?
Got my handgun sight
and then a backpack.
Backpack, armor and
gunsight
thank you guys for posting some 1gs
thank you again brother
I appreciate you bro
that's a lot
I'm just gonna get a 20k backpack, find some better ones later.
Alright.
Got all of that? Should we get a helmet somewhere?
Thanks for the 100 bits!
Um...
I got a helmet for you.
Yeah?
Yeah!
Come on, man!
What's that?
Yeah, I remember that. He said he remembers Shattered Skies. Remember that dude?
Yeah it was a good game.
I missed that game man.
It was not too shabby.
Uh here, look at the red.
Uh, okay. uh here Alright, I'm ready to go then dude. Alrighty you better get on the yellow
Is this where we extract?
I'm gonna pick a spot for us to run to real quick.
Hold on. We're going to the yellow, right?
Yeah, I'm trying to figure out where that is.
What do you mean? To Mashinko Military or whatever?
Let's see.
Yeah, yeah, Mashinko.
Okay. let's see yeah yeah machine go all right it's there
let's get this out of here. Yeah, okay.
Yep.
Whoa where the fuck did it put me?
It teleports you random.
So people can't...
Yeah so people can't uhhhh
Tele- like, you know
F track camp here within a certain proximity of course
Okay I got
It honestly this guns is not
I decided to join restart. I thought I was restarting the game,
And I respawned back in fucking Shinagor so...
Did you die to spawn there or did you just log back into it?
No, so I pressed-
Respawned in a box
You're gonna stop salty too thanks for the sub by the way man, appreciate you brother.
You're welcome, hope you enjoy.
Thank you again, just gonna throw it out there. Just saying thank
you again!
It's a pawn, not an extra camp.
And now I can't find this goddamn entrance to this green bunker...
Uh, it's just a door, let me see where we are. Let's see where you are.
The bottom island side?
I can find some duct tape.
There's a military up here.
Might be in the hospital...in the hospital
school.
... I'm not in the team. Alright, give me a little bit here. Give me a second because we're about to do another one. Okay.
I'll be right back.
Okay.
I'll be right back.
Okay.
I'll be right back.
Okay.
I'll be right back.
Okay.
I'll be right back.
I'll be right back. Okay. You need to re-invite me actually Jared, I'm not in the team. Alright give me a little bit here. Give me a second because we're about to go into military.
Yeah do it Danny, something's going on right now.
Yeah we're not super defensive right now.
Zombie's here! I'm gonna go ahead and get the zombies here. Just for shooting.
They're strong, let's just run from them, it isn't even worth... I'm gonna use your waystar shit to get nothing back.
Let's roll.
Alright, just deep-bonding my Vegas.
I forgot how strong they were.
I guess technically that could be a good thing. I forgot how strong they were.
I guess technically I could just snipe them up, though, with my fucking
boltie. Yeah, longhorn one-tap
headshot that one?
Yeah, I just don't like the idea of going loud right there
and you're so close to a...
Like an extract or like a respawn out of the...
You wanna run around this dude? This is this guy's base, we're gonna run straight through here.
Oh shit you're right. Yeah we should run around it.
My fucking pinky is strong.
I'm trying to think of...
Do you think they were trying to bait us toward the base with those shots?
Maybe?
I don't know.
They weren't shooting anybody else.
Yeah, it didn't seem like that.
I don't know if we're gonna get shot or not. I don't know. They weren't shooting at anybody out there.
Yeah, it didn't seem like they were shooting
at anybody.
And he pulled us right to the
fucking base! You know what I mean? Like, the shots were further away
and then we got...to his base basically
Not lying
Lab doors are open for ten minutes
That is-I wonder which one There it is, Jared. Lab doors are open for ten minutes!
That is... I wonder which one? Does it- oh, it'll have the flag there. It'll have a flag on it.
Let's not do this in the middle of the field. I'm gonna get to the trees and we can look and see.
Yep. Um... I guess it doesn't tell you which one unless it's that green
There are only two of them
There's three of them
Is it the blue circle with the green X? there are only two of them right three of them
is it the blue circle with the green x is that you're talking about maybe
that's the one no all doors open all doors
oh man door open. Oh man, that's insane.
That was wrong. You're running right to my body! Hmm.
You're running right to my body, homie!
After we hit your yellow, go to the red.
Yep.
Or maybe we'll go to that one. So there's a stash at the trading post that you put stuff in?
Yeah.
Okay, so you can just...
Nice.
Next time we go to the trading post,
We should be picking up quests I think
Cause those quests will lead us
To like things that will help us store money and shit
Cause I don't think you can by default
Store money on shippers' base
Yeah, there's my body.
I'm assuming he looted it cause he was eating me!
He was fucking eating you. me so How long does a respawn take?
I think Mons wouldn't get this thing.
Because we killed that guy right by his base?
Maybe some.
Can you just respawn really quick and get you, or...
I mean hold on a sleeping bag in there
but I think there's limitations on the sleeper though
It has like a cooldown on shit
Okay I don't believe anybody's sleeping on chip. so so so so Listen, if someone's being annoying and you guys got...
Someone that you think I should ban.
I could take a look real quick. Just straight for the thing and then leave the base after?
I scrolled over there. Think i got a name.
Who are you?
This guy's account is suspended or deactivated already so...
Before I got zombie spawned over on stage. You got hit up by a real twitch, twitch shit here.
Oh! I just got shot.
He's in the tower.
I see him.
Put me red HP.
I'm watching it.
Shit, I don't have anything to actually heal myself.
Oh crap, he's back too though. Where is he exactly?
In the tower.
Yeah in the big tower.
The tall tower.
Left side tower?
Oh someone else now.
Both towers bro!
One of each I think
Oh, I got cracked again.
Oh boy.
Might be dead here.
I'm prone and alive.
I'm looking top of the left tower right now.
The bolt's out, some healing.
Gonna n need me. I'm not seeing any in either...
Trying to nade me? Still in there. Left tower still.
You got me i didn't see him oh so so. uh so so so Oh, no. so uh so so what the No, what?
Am I going to go
up because
I was behind the thing on the ground what that stopped me
how does that stop my gun from raising?
What?
No way!
Camping the yellow spawns, dude.
What?
Bro!
That's so stupid, man!
That is so
fucking stupid.
Absolutely huge the map is.
That's pretty
crazy. Bro, come on
now!
What kind of stupid
shit is that, Daisy?
Your character ki-
Oh lord bro... That's not even like a server thing, that's like a DayZ thing. holy shit dude why would the gun not raise there because of something at my feet How do you expect to use your gun when your toes under a chair, bro!
That's it, bro.
This game, bro...
Never ceases to just be the stupidest shit sometimes, man.
Come on, bro!
That is seriously fucking stupid. What's the button for markers? I'm like pressing right click there to raise my gun, and he's just standing there bruh.
Just doing nothing because he's like standing on something? My character was like standing on a prop in a weird way That's okay.
No, I didn't crouch! Nah... wrong hitmarkers. There was no crouch button touch there.
No crouch button, no jump. I just walked over it.
Bro that's... That's not server shit. That's like just fucking shit tier
DayZ stuff, man to be honest
Like for real
Camping in the power
It was probably the same guys from that base
Because it is so close to it.
They'll probably go there and camp that to get shit.
Build a base right by the yellow keycard spawn.
Here, go over there and do it again.
That doesn't make any sense!
You're going to the same spot I am, Jared.
Broke! Same spot I injured. Bro, you guys go into the Daisy office every single day and do what exactly?
Like yo, you guys don't want wanna fix these weird stupid fucking things
that this game has had forever?
For fucking ever?
You guys can't fix some stupid shit like that?
Your guy stands on something wrong,
he can't pull his fucking gun up?!
What the flying F is
that?! As long as you don't get hacked on it.
What the fuck?
Yeah, Mickey and I died like
three minutes after you got off yesterday.
They aren't fixable?!
Dude if that shit- If shit like that's not fixable, isn't it time to move to a new engine?
Huh. I've never in my life seen a shooting game be affected by you can't shoot anymore because you're standing on a box weird that the game allows you to walk up onto.
I don't know what to say to that, bros.
I've never in my fucking life
on a shooting game
experienced something like that before. life on a shooting game.
Experienced something like that before.
That is fucking wild.
... Oh my lord have, bros. How can a game be that fucking bad? Holy! Oh man, that's a tough one to accept bros. Military doesn't have shhhht.
I feel like we killed that guy too he reacted really slow.
Guess I should've just stayed on the ground like and stayed at
the same angle i i guess i don't know dude
the to play there so It's the scuffiest shit I've ever seen in a video game dude.
Just so fucking stupid.
What was the... rune?
This one. That was the room. Some just already moved all their shit to be honest.
I kinda like these ones a lot better.
What is it? this one's a little better you just hit that?
No. I did not.
I got nothing for it, so...
That sucks. Yeah, I got a knife.
He'd be gone by the time I get there
I'm here right now
Get a gun and hunt my ass down, babe.
Hell yeah, bro!
There's a military right here...
Wait, it says you're still in bosh aren't you
no i'm in the server but i'm not on your team um give me the number first four five four four three four six First four. 5, 4-4
3-4? 6-6
3-7. Nah I'll
slay you. You're in a different server or something bro
There's no 5-4 for us
What?
When the server reset, did you just click enter Bosch?
Yeah, I was about to say he was in our group.
Oh bro there is a geared guy here.
Really geared fellow right in front of me. I'm just gonna go for a knockout punch. oh Hey yo
Jimmy no, I'm gonna go get didn't I'm gonna go
get them if I got a closer to respond
than that
uh you can just click the are you doing
random or you clicking the...?
I'm trying to...
Yeah, I got a cluster spawn.
They're on the opposite side of me now.
I couldn't find the damn door!
I would've gotten in there before that guy did. Door should be about closed now. That's gold key.
Is that better than your...
I'm not sure if you can see it, but I think it's the same thing. the northwest airfield.
Is that better than your red key is a thing?
I don't have the red anymore,
I lost it on that death
because chat said That the gold Q is better
So
I blame them
For everything
Smelling out some lace chips
Those are some of my favorites
they're the best ones boss would call him something like stupid
like crisps or something potato chips no chips for dipping in ketchup He was. What are you talking about? Crisps.
Potato chips?
No, chips are for dipping in ketchup and they're called french fries.
Chips man.
Chips?
They're crisps.
That's exactly what they're called.
Crisps.
Thank you.
You're a french fry idiot dude. I'm sorry. You just call them that. crisps thank you
You guys just got it backwards Let's get the paddle chips, guys
Fucking crisps man
I'm in. I'm in.
I'm here.
You call them crispy because they're crispy!
And you're a fucking idiot. Listen, we have more fucking culture than you fucking idiot.
Listen, we have more fuckin' culture than you guys okay?
Potato chips because they're chips of potatoes!
Oh yeah the key...you know by the way, the key's on the second floor.
Yeah, I'm by the door there's a dead guy and I took a yellow key off of him.
Sup motherfucker?
Oh you're just gonna run in there dude?
Yeah why not? Why not?
Oh it's done huh?
I gotta leave.
Door closing
She kills me
You're dead! Gas mask, found one.
NPC.
Oh, you look really cool now.
Yeah, spawn on this
doctor sucks if you don't even get a knife.
Just give bullshit.
He got a scalpel!
Guess that's what we're supposed to say now...
Scalpel doc!
Careful bro, careful! See that?
Careful bro. Careful!
Jesus!
Dork can you fucking close right?
This guy's bad.
Watch out for the tool belt.
Got gloves what's up?
A hat! What's up?
He's holding it open with his body. You got a knife that's a little cooler? uh Bro, I'm bleeding now.
You piece of shit.
Fuck you!
Fuck you fuck!
Shit!
You think you're gonna get away with it
Dude, you fucking chunked me look at that
Yeah you got
Me too you piece of shit
Take him on with ya
No no put the saw down!
Put the saw away...
It might be time to move to New York and sit on some ice cream.
I think this guy's gonna be stuck even have to fight this dumbass.
He's getting lost apart, everybody.
He hit me!
There is no box here man!
We got out.
No! I got out. I'm actually getting absolutely shit on by this guy, by the way.
Gotcha back there. Got your back.
He gave us a yellow keycard, a key
a smoke grenade and no box.
There's a box right here on the ground.
That's ruined. That's from the first one.
That's what spawned?
That guy spawned
instead of the box?
That's pretty trash well i got another green key so we can
chill for a while yes i just picked up a Nestle Crunch bar, guys. Your American accent is horrible. Don't make us sound like that.
Nestle Crunch! It's better than your Irish accent. Give me your Irish accent.
Your Irish ass shit.
Oh we got our Irish accent you know? We go go on down and get us some Lucky Charms.
That is fucking awful.
Do you want the Lucky Charms?
Of course he went for the Lucky Charms dig.
Straight off the bat! Look at this!
Sorry, sorry, it's big! I love Lucky Charms!
Don't even fucking eat Lucky Charms!
You know they're not a thing over here.
The Pock of Gold... Really? We don't eat them.
No, we don't fucking have Lucky Charms over here, man.
That's bullshit. I refuse
to believe that. No, we don't. Any Lucky Charms
you get are like imported from
an American store.
That's because you guys want them that bad.
Yo I got a football helmet!
Let's go!
It's not gonna fit your head though bud.
It's just not the right kind of footwork.
This thing probably sells, right chat?
Oh shit. This guy's looking at me funny
This guys trying to kill me but everybody tries
to kill in this game
I think my Irish is better than your American accent.
Okay, so I'm on the same- So I'm definitely not in your group.
Shotgun! Come on, this guy's chasing me down!
He's chasing you?
I can smell you...
I can smell you. I can smell you!
Oh shit!
That didn't sound good.
Come here, come out like a man.
Come on and fight out like a man come on fight me like a man fuck he had an armor bro I hit him once
he killed me though
I see that
of course I got a stupid I see that.
Of course,
he got a stupid fucking single shot slug out of a shotgun box.
Had to headshot him Yeah.
I guess they just grab the shotgun and he's, he's not gonna fucking take it himself so...
Is that your Jason Statham?
I'm a fucking beekeeper mate.
Sorry?
I'm a transporter. I'm a transporter.
It's not bad at all. Way better than your American accent?
Way better than my
American accent? Yeah, your American accent
My American accent sounds great.
It's really awful.
I'm a fucking beekeeper.
Yo, invite me Jared please man! Beekeeper you know why we try please money caper number give me the fucking number
I fuckin am 14090 68426 068426 boys here.
Yo, promote me man!
I don't want to be a temp!
Last time you took that promotion and just fucking threw it away dude so...
This is your life now
This guy's gonna make a huge mistake giving him my shotgun back like that when I tap him in his brain. Oh, just for you. I'll follow this girl's voice when the door closes.
Oh, come on! I'm just doing a cheeky respawn here and I see an interno. Motherfuckers.
You hit it? here I'll see you in turn oh she's stuck response
she's stuck in the crate
yeah that means this guy might still be here shooting he's got something i just heard him shooting. uh uh so You coming to me again?
I'm glad you already opened it up.
Hey, I got an OTS-12
Oh shit.
Just holding this area down.
Hold it down, bro!
Or hold a jam.
I'll hold it right down until the fucking goes!
You wanna do stupid impressions of an impression? I'll do stupid impressions of an impression.
Yeah, mine's a legit like attempt! Yours is a complete over-the-top caricature man!
Why can't people do it like a generic normal Irish impression?
Why does it always have to go with leprechauns, pots of gold and
lucky charms?
You've got two! Two! Two! Two!
That wasn't... that wasn't Irish, I knew it.
Oh, that's the guy who killed me! Yeah, payback bitch!
Pay back motherfucker!
Wait, that's a nice slow-mo fucker I got vengeance on the fucking dude who killed me.
You got the same guy, dude?
Yeah.
He had a shotgun and he got him?
I found a pistol and shit out of it.
Why didn't you just shoot him?
I'm not shitting on this man. Why did you just shoot him?
I'm shooting at the Street Fighter.
It's a sign of disrespect.
Okay, don't shoot and understand that. I think she's back to her allies. She has them.
That was actually a good way of moving the lives there.
I'm a giver You shot me this fucker
He had shot him any why we dead here
I know that's you!
I know you betrayed me, you fuck!
I thought he could hide behind the door.
Bro, why won't this thing reload? Uh oh, I want the thing reloaded.
Uh oh, I'm dead here.
Old school. Gotta do this old-school style. uh I'm gonna try to run to you, I don't know how far you are away. Does it work?
Where's the shotgun shell?
Hey! Karen? I'm going to put the fucking thing away. Somebody else shot me, dude. Right when I ran to save you. Dude! The guy's up in the window! I thought you knew that!
No?
I'm sorry. I said there's a guy!
I didn't know you were right next to me, I didn't know you were right next to me.
Why isn't he shooting at you? What the fuck?
I'm not shooting at you bro. Bosh listen, there is a guy in the window
kill the zombie
I didn't shoot you, I was right next to you I Was because I have the wall I've walk over
I'm going up. I'm going to pump for him gonna knife his ass
Was there There's a gun on my body. What was there?
You see where he was right Posh, in those windows?
I saw where you were shooting and didn't see him.
The triple window where i'm looking, the triple window where i'm looking, he's up there
Okay okay okay, okay.
Yeah, give me some more past shots while I get his gun?
Okay. Good.
No he's not peeking.
Okay got it.
I have red health so I gotta walk away from zombies.
I had an extra green card on my body too. I don't know how I got one tapped, but you didn't. I'm trying to hide, Bosh. Oh, fuck. the fucking point of this stupid shit i'll watch some more colin farrell and get back to you
did he call I'll watch some more Colin Farrell and get back to you, Bosch.
See, Colin Farrell is a different...
Colin Farrell's more of a flat-ass,
what's the story there?
I just have his own game.
Yeah, I'll just watch more Bosch Mer then you go mom McGregor, you know what the bug is died a yeah an absolute
Daddy like
Oh More McGregor. Yeah, I guess.
Yeah, I guess.
I'll just keep copying exactly what Bosh says.
I'll sound like exactly what Bosh says.
I'll sound like him sooner or later.
My accent's a weird Dublin accent though, I would say it's like the Dublin accent which is very neutral...
Alright heal bro!
I can't heal.
I don't sound like him. I don't sound like I'm from Ireland.
That's the thing, I always get Australia, South Africa... a Dublin accent
that's a lot more flat, you know man?
Talk like this, you know.
Dublin city.
I don't know. You got eyes on this guy, Charlie? Does he still look there?
He's near me. I'm gonna try to draw him into a fight.
More of an Ireland accent and we're getting there My man's still playing Survival Sign, PvP Serves. Yeah, yeah i don't want to give up
my loadout bro i got some guns Do you ever go kill this guy, Josh?
No.
Did you open the door?
I haven't opened it, Josh.
I'm just gonna pretty much die here.
He's up in those windows. is he not up there anymore?
No, don't think so.
That guy betrayed me bro.
You didn't think I recognized him but I did.
Oh you knew who he was? I'm going to the key card spot. not did
well you know he was
we're going to keep our spot
summer here There's another Walter here.
Looks like you have to take a punch from him.
That's fucking checky.
Yeah, I pushed it out.
It should be fine. Shouldn't that raise my health pretty quickly?
Yep, it is. Shotgun shells. I found an ETG that's raising my health quickly. Over time.
You guys still sitting around? You got my gun, right? Me? No. I got my gun. Oh shit.
Slapping some zombies. Behind you, behind you!
Yep. I
Try to flank him Above me Window above me?
He's running. Down in the street, down
in the street!
Didn't get him. He's down there still.
He's down on the street at the little shack thing.
Can you hear it?
Yeah, I'm gonna go slap him in the back with my knife right now.
Get rekt, nerd!
You got him? Yeah you got a nice guy.
Watch in that door behind you. In here. What really? Guy ran into the surgeon's fucking suit
He had a zombie on me I can see him.
He's in this room to the left.
Surgeon, come out! Get out here here, motherfucker. I see you.
Put your hands up man!
I guess he didn't want to put his hands up.
He didn't?
He wanted to go after you, brother?
And he has a mic in my head!
Thanks for the mic and that speech.
One of the best sketches.
I loved it dude, I loved it.
I used to watch this Halo like rendition of it.
Dude they're green-acted in Halo.
Did that guy just have a motion is that all yeah?
It's mother life in the face bro, tell you that
little ass You got life in the face, bro. I'll tell you that.
Little ass bitch!
I'm gonna go inside key room, let's go for it. Just hold on down there a little bit.
I got another green one from him and an extra yellow.
Got two yellows.
Oh! yellows scouts and such oh
um yeah it's an awesome second floor I'm going to push it down. How's the build set here?
What fire are you putting out there, doesn't it?
All these motherfuckers. I think they're sick.
Putting their spirits...you know, fire that's burning inside.
That type of fire. What's up?
45 39s
I got 765, 4308, 45
And 2044
Yeah, let me give you some...I flashed off some of them here
Some 9x19
Down here, down here I I got plenty of them.
I was only like 50 or 40 something.
Come down here and shoot me that.45 for all good egos.
Right here?
Some 9x19s right here. Just got those.
Yeah, I need more 3x9s.
Got a Chalice epic barter just i thought you went in
as of now I did now.
You can just head tap it.
Did you get a gun from that jar?
I don't know what I'm talking about. This case...
Never seen this case before.
You got a fucking gun there, bro?! What did we get? Never seen this case before Yeah, fuck
An SKS yeah, that's just the mags. Yeah
That's how I'm just brand for you guys and hit me
Okay me for your job shells much and then take this got a key for our yellow barn house.
I'm gonna just go with this shit, bro.
Survivor just ran into the building across from us?
What direction of the building across from us. What direction?
The building I'm looking at, right there.
Right out this window, the far one.
I don't know where you are now.
Right up against the wall.
The front or the back?
Front, right.
Right where I'm looking
out this window.
That little thing?
Yeah yeah he just ran in there and closed the door.
No he didn't.
He ate it.
Keep holding on so you can see his...
I don't think he has shit but we could get another green card from him.
Put your hands up man! Put your hands up man!
Put your hands up!
Who you looking at?
He's just yelling.
He's in that building dude there is only one door to it.
HE DID HAVE A GUN Come at me, come at me, come at me. He did have a gun!
I headshot him though, he's dead.
I'm dead too.
Motherfucker!
I hesitated because I thought
he didn't have a gun.
Ugh. Fuck, I hesitated because I thought he didn't have a gun.
Ugh!
Once I realized that he was pointing the fucking gun at me... God damn it! I'm gonna go.
Did you just kill him, boss? He's trying to be dead.
What are you gonna do shoot me or something?
What're you gonna do, shoot me?
I don't see any gun on this guy.
Did he glitch through the door or something?
Through the wall?
This guy had two green cards
on him, too.
That should be pink.
We should have yellow cards
Here's Jared's body, watch Jared's
body till he gets back and then we're good to go
Yeah this guy's body dude
Can you see a gun on that squash?
BOOM Let's watch. It might be in the door or it might be halfway up sometimes with bugs.
It's probably outside, or in the wall that happens to Daisy.
Like because of where he died, it could be on either side of the wall.
The trade was cool though.
Figured out all the zombies over here. so Oh my god, it starts crawling right when I shoot at it.
Fuck yeah dude.
Alright motherfuckers if I don't die running down this street, I'm there.
That motherfucker just had to creep up. He was behind it when I tapped him in the face, but I hesitated because I thought maybe not much.
Yeah there's a door out to the back.
Well you gotta come back to your body really fast.
Hesitation bro what can I say?
Uh... that's room grip.
I don't know if you wanna check his body here or anything after that.
Oh! They could get some iodine and another one in the green bile, so we can get a syringe. I'm good. Door's probably open by now, soon. Yeah it'll be closed soon.
Anybody want some mic and-
Oh!
What the?
Oh my god.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. close. Anybody want some mic?
What the...
Hello?
Someone above me?
No, no, no. Below. He's running back to where
the guy died. Close to it. Running around the wall.
Got him. Close to it, running around the wall. Gone.
Kevin down?
I'll be back.
That's the door just opened real we'll grab it real quick. I guess. Wait, here's a thing on there.
Can I take that off of him?
Do you guys hear those gunshots going at me, or no?
Nope. I shouldn't have killed him here huh chat i'm dead gosh
did someone take up on me someone came up Someone came up the stairs, I was AFK for a sec.
Oh no, brother!
Get an AFK right there, bruh!
At least tell me you are so I know-
Bro, it was literally two seconds!
I didn't even hear him poop the stairs.
It's all good. I'm going Electro. Can we spawn an Electro? Are we all dead?
Yep.
I'll spawn an Electro, I want to change the scenery here.
Kevin do your thing over there if you die come to us.
Yep. Come to us.
I'll run straight for my mows and see if we can get him.
Oh, I moved it?
How does that make sense?
Yeesh. That's all. Alright. We can do on this one.
I'm the doctor in disguise here.
You're a doctor disguised as a doctor yep hell yeah so so I had a shotgun case out of a blue basket. Out of a blue basket, eh? Did you guys all
die going up the stairs here?
We were all on the floor with that crate.
And neither of you got the guy, right?
That is correct, Kevin. That's fucking correct. Thank you for letting us know that. Thanks for reopening my very fresh wound, Kevin. Thank you.
I'm not a fan of the way.
That's one hit!
That's like normal zombie damage, by the way.
So if you're in a normal server, right? Like Deadfall?
You get hit with 1 zombie, that's what it does.
Pretty significant amount you gotta be really careful.
Actually I wonder if these ones are stronger? It feels like its about that. Pretty sure its normal damage though.
Why can't I loot gun in your hand. Hello?
The gun you grabbed is stuck in the ground, Jared. Oh really? No way. You can't like hold F on it with your hands empty?
Let's see if my hand is empty...
Well just human stakes because I chopped you up just in case.
Yeah, stuck in the ground.
I'm assuming that guy would have taken it if it wasn't, ya know?
Yeah maybe.
That's huge. This is an area a little bit too... I found a military here home at it.
That's actually good I think. good They have a loose track of you, that's kinda nice to Zombs. You don't really need it unless you're building.
Gotcha, gotcha.
It's good for building though that thing right?
I remember having to get those
or something similar
I'm running over the building now
Bosch man
Yeah there is a military here as well
Yes sir I'm sure you're here as well. Sure.
This guy said he was gonna go on his way and then tried to chase me down with some shit, dude.
No shit. Yeah, can't trust anybody bro.
Got a syringe he tried to chase me down you get hip fired with the mosin
no gun in there again all right but i got some i guess i got some so What? What's your overall consensus on this server so far? Will you try other modded servers? There are modded servers too.
I'm going to stick with this for a little bit until I can progress through the lab
or at least go from there
I'm liking it though Dirtbag,. It's been pretty fun. Pretty chill.
I haven't really taken it too super serious except for when Noddy got me killed about one time but it wasn't even his fault.
I hit him! I killed a man.
And i got his card.
I have 5 yellow cards by the way.
Jesus! Yeah, that's good. five yellow cards by the way. Jeez, this!
Gosh, catch him over there.
Waiting for this door to close. Eric, come to me.
I'll come to you.
I'm chilling right here looking at the door.
Okay. I'm just leaving, we got so much shit. How far away are you guys, though is the real question.
Far west.
That's not good. There's lots of stuff in between us.
There's a guy here I'm killing.
It's me it's me it's me!
But I'm all alone!
Take this take this. Take this. me but I'm all alone
yeah can make a stem now I got iodine syringe and the other shit Iodine...
Syringe and the other shit.
Going?
Yeah, I'm going back over to this moon so watch your back.
Over there. Wait that didn't close. Is not when you heard the girl give it a second
who's the guy talking to me as I went back to my body too. He's like, I see you! Coming for you!
No way...
He picked up my nose and he went back.
No way, really? You got him with that? Then I got there on my nose in one time. No way, really?
You got hit first?
Yeah.
Probably chasing me down trying to fucking hit me with a knife or something.
Got the gun coming down.
The shotgun though bro. Kinda sucks but whatever. Yeah, just shot them though bruh. I gotta see what the fuck they're doing.
Kinda sucks but whatever.
Where are both of em?
It's a pump action shotgun. so so so many death markers i can't see where you guys are oh
You're at that electro so it is yeah
The doctor gonna kill him we're gonna kill him? Put your hands up, man! I'm a doctor still.
Sounds so bad. Akeetsastoryar
piano house Dari Yar Piano House.
Yeah, I got like six of those kind of keys on me too dude
Well how do we know where to use that show like it says but there's not a spot on the map for
those is there starry yar key e to unlock staryard piano. And Starryard's gotta be a place.
That's what I mean, but is it on the map?
Yeah, I think you just have to zoom in
a little bit to see some different...
You know what I mean?
Okay.
Because I got
firefighter key,
now there's Hito Dino
key, civilian key, soldier key,
industrial key.
I did find a soldier like just in
some some house had like a needed a soldier to open the crate
just random um Oh, oh, oh.
Staria is far north. The city in the north. Actually east of Tizzi so it's way north. so so Holy! That's pretty close
oh it's two
croc seems like something behind coming from behind us. Or are the apartment buildings over across the road?
Nah, we're just hearing anti-cracks.
I think he's just hitting like nearby our wall or something. I see him on the right side of uh, you know, right side of this wall here.
Um 300, 300.
Moving in. here um 300 300. moving in
he's a geared player
i'm gonna check these deaths.
There's more than one in there.
We're at that hut on the road there basically.
He's putting his hands up.
One four...
Two guys puttin' their hands up, what the fuck?
There are obviously stream-sanctors, bro.
That doesn't happen in this game, dude.
Hey man!
Yeah, you better put your hands up man. You better put your fucking hands up man.
Where are they man?
They're dead man.
They got them for you, man.
Take that shit back, man. Oh shit guys!
Alright, alright. Oh shit guys!
There you go man! Thank you so much guys.
I'll get it, I'll take it I'm fucking hungry man, shoot me in the face man! Yeah, you do your thing boss. You want to?
I can't shoot you in the face after that man
Shoot me in the face ma'am please
I shot somebody else in the face. Oh shoot!
Get down!
Get down Mr President, I'm here, I'm good
Protect the president at all costs, gentlemen! We're under fire. Terrorist threat is real!
Alright...
I'll drop your fire!
Oh fuck man, I might kill myself man!
I think i'm gonna do it man!
We're the first one!
Jesus, we just got shot at from behind, careful. Bullet hit our building. Watch 345, North of you.
I'm seen him.
That was nice of him.
We're geared, Kevin.
You're geared?
Rolling papers... I have two Moses if anybody wants one.
We won't be needing Moses anymore, brother.
He's got a fucking 4700.
Reese's? For breakfast? Yeah, man. Breakfast at 10.
We got yellow cards cards we got red
cards oh did you just kill those guys
while they had their hands up so i don't
know
well i mean they wanted to die. They're stream snipers. Just hook them so you guys can get them.
Gotcha.
Did you try those Kit Kats I got you, Jared?
No.
Wait which ones? What are you talking about?
I got you different flavor Kit Kats for your birthday. Oh yeah, yeah, I already ate all of those.
Of course I did bro! No Kit Kat goes to waste around these parts.
I can't remember what flavors I got you at all but...
All of them are good. How many flavors
did you get? Mint? Peanut butter? Are they the only
other ones I know? Bro, they didn't-
So there's an anime store by my house
and they have like imported
Japanese candy and shit.
They had like, so one time
they had like 15 different flavors of
Kit Kats there.
They have like a matcha green tea one, they have a strawberry one,
they have a peach one.
Everything you can think of!
Everything you could think of, Bosh.
Kit Kat flavors. Bch, you hear me?
You grab all that new shit?
Yeah yeah I'm good. I'm good to go.
160 different Kit Kat flavors apparently Bosch. I'm good to go. 60 different...
He's got everything, he's got a heal that you can use
got everything. Your doofus face
has everything. This was your
fucking guy. No, that was not my guy!
Here take this.
My guy like...
Come here and take this.
That thing will help you heal.
This too, this too.
It'll help you heal. This too, this too. It'll help you heal. Let's get the fudge out of here and go towards Kevin?
Yeah yeah I 100% agree. There might be a guy up here shooting at us
I could have sworn I heard the shot.
NVGs would be the PAs that are using this on this area.
Minus?
I don't know if it's Addis. It is Addis.
No, no just look at this guy.
Who-who's this guy?
This security guard going to light them up!
He's got his fucking torch at him.
What are you doing bitches? He's got his fucking torch at him. I see a dead guy.
Alright, Captain, we're on our way to you. I don't know how far you are from us though. I'm just north of you. I'm running for that trading post north of you because we need some money.
Yep. Any boss is probably going straight for a yellow, that's what I'm thinking near
you.
Oh there's two of them man the yellows are super far away from us man.
We'll run we'll see how many we see how many we got here.
Yeah, I have like five yellow key cards these.
And we have a red as well.
No. When?
Yep, I have a red. On you?! Yep. no yeah on you put it in your butt pack bro yes I found
your bottom pack the red X's are way fucking north dude.
It's like we have to build a base in between or some kind of stash.
Let's go to Starry boss.
What'd you say?
Let's go to fuckin' Starry.
You're just gonna go straight for the red?
No, no yellow then red.
Okay
I mean i'll hit the trading post and probably get out
before you...I should get better damage
than Mosin though 6.4 will run easy
you're gonna be in there for a little bit while we're running you'll be buying
we'll be able to give you in no time
shots yes Shots. I was the one that gave you all the loot, um...
Asked to see the inside of the raid bag. It was completely full of stuff
Yeah, oh shit you have a rainbag Oh is your raid back hat it's full of loot yeah
Maybe you want to go to the trader then maybe you go to the trader i go to yellow
check this Holy fuck. Yeah, you gotta go to a trader like now
I also got this look at this cash in there
Yeah fucking hell dude
Why don't you go to the trader? I'll go to this yellow.
I think that's best case. So mark yourself a Trader spot. It's one of those circles, blue circles.
Straight north of where I am.
Yeah, okay.
Then you guys probably just full load out some shit.
We gotta start
accepting quests from those traders because you you know how I can hold money?
You normally can't hold money. Someone says that you have to progress into an item through questing
That you can have and it'll hold money in your safe. Oh, so you then a whole money in your safe.
Oh, you can't put money in the safe?
Thank you, by the way. I appreciate it. Yeah, that's correct.
You need like a thing to put in there, then you can put money in there.
Oh somebody gave you one of those so you could put money into the...
Thanks a lot, yeah.
So guys at the exclamation points and shit are on that-
Are on, uh,
or in the trader's zone,
craft station.
Uh,
that's kind of what we want to do.
Eventually,
you know,
don't have to but...
I'm 40,
I sure as hell am 40 now.
Drag extractions I'm 40, I sure as is still at 40 now. Extraction zone's so dangerous as fuck too dude.
... You guys have KitKat Chunkies in the States?
Of course you do, don't ya?
Uh...
Chunky Kitkats? Like the bigger ones? Yeah.
Yeah, we got bigger ones. One bar of big hot ones.
Alright well it's not taking me... You should go with us so you can throw the money.
I think he just use that money.
You guys might get a shitload of money, just buy crazy loadouts
and won't be able to store it for rent.
I don't think I have...
I won't have that much. I got a couple of things to trade in.
The sugar daddy boss has got you, bro. Come come.
Where do I go to extract further into the actual trading zone?
Yeah, I see all these people. exclamation points. Maybe you can buy a fart train?
You guys got Lion Bars bars over there you got lion bars
i don't know how much that line no it's just a million bar why yeah i don't think
i know about candy it doesn't sound...
Jason, you guys have three musketeers? It's a mass byproduct so I'm pretty sure
that's American rice or it's...
They might call it something different.
You guys have 3keteers up there
crunchies you guys have crunchies? Crunchies? Like, crunch bars? Yeah. No! Crunchies bro
you're talking to me about lack of culture
you don't even know what a crunchy is bro
Oh, crunchies. Not Nestle, crunchies! Not Nestle Crunch.
I know what a Nestle Crunch bar is.
I'm talking about crunchies bro at least.
Honeycomb bars bro amazing.
Jared you know where I sell this shit?
Like the Goblet and index.
There is a... just go to the everybody guy
And then hit sellable and it should be barter items
Is that not the everybody guy? The one that everybody's standing around.
Oh, yeah.
Sellable barter items.
Barters...okay. Also there's like key item Arturs, okay.
Also there's like key items or something? I don't know, there's another thing too.
... I'm not talking about the taste, 3 musketeers are kind of nasty but... I have a lot less than I thought I did.
I have an epic key, Jared!
Unlock Cherniah Plyana Red Brick House.
Special Pockets I guess they don't need to get a look-bee card in there, really.
Oh, I've never realized how far 6k of the run is.
That was great!
It's fucking long as shit this map is I've been playing too much death ball.
I can keep everything else in the crate right? Like I can...
Yeah yeah thanks I'm most of.
How am I getting down here Kev?
I've got some money for you below.
Here, I'm talking to this guy down here. Now you can't store the key cards. I got you, I got you dude.
I'm gonna go buy me a chest plate. lab doors opening in five minutes damn I I want to get there tomorrow, chat.
It's probably easier to get there with a base assist. I'll make this stem.
Combine it with iodine first, and combine it with the fuckin' green vial.
You in the ship Dev? How do I get to- oh yeah here.
Almost there chat!
Not that much longer. here.
I'm not 6k from a trader I'm heading somewhere to
use the yellow keycard right now.
Craft green syringe, dude.
Hey, average thanks brother man. I'll be honest man, I don't got
too much longer in me today but uh...
I do appreciate you bro.
Wait, you're appreciating your HP with 25%?
Yeah. I see your HP with 25%
Yeah, miniature. I feel that man. Miniature Armada okay so What do you want from me here? What do you want from...
What do you want from meeeeee?
Honestly, I think I'm gonna with what I have right now.
We can just go and put away the stuff you don't want to lose in the freight here.
We're safe.
Yeah.
You can go. I'll get stuff from the other here right here. We're safe.
Yeah.
You can go,
I'll get stuff from the yellow key card
when we get up there.
Can you kind of put money in here?
I got a shit ton of money
in here as well.
Ah, little piece of maddening
that you have to just spend it
last night.
Oof! That's all right. Sure. spend it, that's nice. Woof!
If you wanna buy an AR or some shit...
Probably at 240.
Oh shit, we just got that! so I'm kind of up on a hill too so there's not a lot of line of sight on it. Hard to be looted. What is that?
Open AR can. What is that?
Open AR game.
Bosh, I think so you're messing with a box? Uh yeah It's a strip Uh, yeah.
It's a stream sniper box.
What?
It puts you in the box if you're stream sniping so I guess that's what happened to me at first
because I had his stream open. I don't know
Or you guys in the like maybe your guys characters
I'm just gonna close your stream
End up in that box. Just for no reason here
That's what jack You're to get banned from another server, Kevin! I guess they just put you in that box and you can't get out so you have to kill your character
And respawn.
And it's funny, Jerry
when I first got in
there were like three other guys who spawned with me
in that box so
Yeah, there was a little tree of dudes as well here's the stream snipers in his drink sniper box there. I'm good to go, Cabo.
I think I'm pretty fucking through with you anyway.
Have you left?
No,
I'm standing right here still.
Where's the bathroom
up there for me?
I don't know.
Okay. I'm gonna throw him a quick one. The doors are open for ten minutes.
It's going to be crazy-ass fights, literally whoever opens them just creates fights across the board so I'm also down to try that New York map later on, Kev.
That's a... that is a fun map. I think it'll be a fun progression.
Bit chaotic but it's-it's fun.
I wanna get into the fucking lab on this server and see what it does over there.
Yeah, I feel you on that. I would put the New York server more over Deadfall
Deadfall's too much PvE for me. Why not just take a gander
to make it morevp-esque
yeah i just like the feel to the new york
map it's kind of like 28 days meets uh
iron legend kind of vibes
it's actually really cool you Yeah, you like it.
Probably feels more like that the more north we go.
Yeah, we haven't really gone past Chinatown so we really don't fucking know.
Yeah I got in a subway and split the bus there.
Which was pretty cool. It was pitch black. subway that's what the best i did there
it was pitch black and they were like tanker zombies in there that was pretty cool yeah um but yeah i'd say maybe just do this Um...
But yeah, I'd say maybe just do that later at night Jared.
If you wanna get on New York
Get on too early might you might have the...
You got more snipers than possibly hackers, sir.
Yeah, I do.
Damn, PearPack is a tissy.
Alright I'm out of there Bosch, I'm running 5.5 kilometers away now.
I'm just gonna ghost you and come in your direction.
Come, follow you!
Is there an auto-run follow thing on this? That'd be dope.
Is there an auto-run button on the server?
Yeah, you have to bind it I think though.
You have to bind it?
Oh yeah 100% doing that trick.
Will I auto sprint though or do I still have to hold shift and hold on?
You can do both.
It just depends what you're doing when you press it. If you're sprinting and pressing, it'll continue to interact with the other one
or if not, when you press it, it will continue to interact.
Gotcha. Is this under character?
Let's see... Walk or Run Target. Is it just under character?
Let's see, walk or run toggle double tap control.
This is ridiculous, I think.
Oh someone just ran up on me and is killing me!
Oh no.
Trying to kill me.
He's dead.
Nice.
Sitting here in my settings, this asshole just comes and starts slapping me with a knife, dude.
I don't know. I would probably go more north and be like that midtown, mid area
Maybe around Volca
No flak out
Really? While In my settings?
Oh yeah, auto run thank you!
We built a run, thank you.
We built a base before.
We built a base on Rearmed before.
In a church?
I hit more Mosin shots here than I ever have in my life, so that's good. Get some practice with it.
Actually, I don't think I ever killed somebody with a Mosin on Deadfall.
Never really had one long enough but...
Sniper feels pretty cool feeling. Gonna go down. I've never really had one long enough, but...
Sniper feels pretty cool feeling.
They go down.
Metal Miner snipes though they're all freaking like 50 meters away, 10 meters away.
That's a good vers so it's just good for practice Do they have all the different sicknesses on this too? Like if you eat bloody beans type shit?
Nah, it's way less survival. Well yeah, you probably get guru but I'm not actually sure.
I mean I haven't even eaten a drunk yet since I started this life and I'm still white and everything.
I like it better honestly. You guys know how to untrack the quests if you take them? taken I don't know, tracking markers, settings...
You took some class audio from him?
Just locked in the right side of my UI.
Crap! I'm almost at the triple digits. any second How many kilometers are you away now, Jared?
900 meters or so.
Oh damn!
Yeah I'm getting my way about 6 kilometers is fucking long bro.
Didn't realize that.
Still four away!
I guess i could just look and i forgot you can see teammates up all the way there.
We're not gonna build a base today, not anymore.
Air packages 5-1 Get back, he's just five away.
Enemy UAV in there.
Holy smoke and fever. Holy I don't even wanna do it.
I mean you might want to wait for us Holy, I don't even wanna do it.
I mean you might want to wait for us
Maybe you go the trading center? I don't know if you have anything to trade in real quick
No, I don't
I'm just gonna go in, hit that bitch
if I get opposition.
I don't care.
It's getting late for me.
You'll kill him anyway, bro.
Let's see. Shut up now. I'm getting late bro.
Somebody said backslash hide some bosh?
I got it, it's O.
Yeah.
On the key, yeah, O opens up your quest tab.
Oh shit, gotcha.
Cool! Ew. so so Yeah Jerry, I think a server like this is a lot better for practice too just cause like...
It's more PvP but I'm also not worried. It's more PvP, but I'm also like not worried about missing shots. Like on the other server it was like oh I'm gonna damage my gun and waste ammo.
Yeah, just take one spot off
there.
The idea of like
wasting ammo
definitely pulls you back
sometimes on shooting
and will get you killed
it sucks.
And somebody not having
a tag like
am I gonna shoot
my teammate?
That type of shit the hesitant there's just
a lot of hesitation and this one is just like blast so i started blasting
this is right in the center of tense and starving you're following right behind me boss somebody took a shot at me i didn't turn around i just kept running yeah i did
it was you who took the shot at me hey listen i was like Yeah, I did. Making sure there was a static on air and all that things.
It was you who took the shot at me?
Hey listen, I was like fucking 600 meters away.
I assumed that that was a possibility honestly. That's my first thought.
And then I was like man, gosh, wait a minute...
I tell him.
Actually it's because we were 500 meters apart from each other so I didn't think you'd see me there.
Oh I saw you scuttling up that mountainside.
Started serpentining and shit.
Serpentine? Started serpentaining and shit. I'm serpentainin'
Oh, shit! Someone was just fucking here!
The door's open?
The door is just closed!
Uh...I heard the lady talk.
Wait, this might be 15 minutes on yellow though
right?
That's kinda intense homies
I have no clue yeah because somebody said the green
was 15 minutes but it was more like what three or four i think it's five legit five that's probably
it's possible those guys
are camping us at the
last one Jared
because they're waiting
for 15 minutes
to use another one
or something
yeah
that makes more sense I guess or something. Yeah.
That makes more sense,
I guess.
... No, my Reese's Pieces got ruined. That's all the food i have There's a fucking dead guy here. so so so You get anything good in there, Jared? I see some. so so so Oh shoot me man, Don't do it! Chill, chill, chill. What the fuck?
Dude, look at this mask though. That's kinda sick.
I think I've seen this guy before.
This guy... what the fuck is going on in this server?
What happened now?
I walk into this door and this guys like don't shoot me man has a gun to his chin.
He's like don't shoot me i'm like wait what he shoots himself this shoots himself yeah dude face he just i don't even think I can see his loot room.
Kind of. No, these are all infected bodies. Like yeah, I legit
can't see his loot room. Bug! Gotta cut him up. Cut him up? Yeah.
Oh, Insta cuts them up! Ole!
Whoa!
Bastard.
Whoa!
That's the fucking shit, dude.
This guy...
This guys got a homemade
breaching charge on him.
And he just F11s. What the fuck?
He was obviously extreme sniper, but attack 21, 308 in rounds...
It was an offering for the 1G god.
For the blood god.
That's what I'm saying, fucking JAR gets it easy on these games.
Yeah dude nobody ever kills me and shit
The thing is I doubt Jerry easy
Like that shit too much at all people just give them free stuff I'm gonna start closing something.
Nah, that wasn't an hour. That was completely close now.
It's crazy how he could have just very easily killed me there though. Not even like... not even close to being difficult.
You know what I'm saying? So is another guy inside the thing?
He was already in there, yeah. It's kind of crazy that they can just be
inside huh so another i literally just got the same gun ahead before
yeah just open another sniper case my third Mosin
Wow is this another see looks crazy, dude. What the fuck?
Extraction stall.
I can slide down without ruining my gloves!
Hey, who knew?
So did somebody say you CAN get sick on this?
Uhh...
I dunno.
I don't think so.
Sniper- I heard it.
Come on, this is fun.
I'm a sender, his name is.
Adidas. Aren't these the best
shoes in the game?
Maybe they're not actually.
Adida yee-dee
yeesh.
The bucket helmet has a slot for night vision gobbles bro what the fuck the bucket does Yeah, I'm even noticing it.
Think his backpack might be better than mine.
Well, his backpacks way better than mine.
Doesn't it just get completely ruined when you kill somebody?
I guess he shot himself in the head.
There's no room in this game, or in this version.
Don't you notice your clothes are not under the stain? I like that! Yeah yeah.
... Bro, stop moving.
I'm gonna look for some food real quick, stop moving.
Gonna look for some food real quick, Bosh.
Yeah I've got no food on me myself.
These look like buildings that would have food.
Maybe. Yep, a Chef Boyardee.
Oh look at you! Fuck!
These buildings look like food houses. I thought you were an inked-
I thought you were like, an NPC dead body.
The one that set up the base? Not today, but...
That's it so I found some hydrochloric acid that you can use for explosives. all right that's something
my character looks so funny I'm going to try my terms of food, Kev.
I'm going to trudge on...
I got a taser and two taser batteries!
Come here and get tased real quick, Bosh.
Doesn't do any damage. Come let me taste you i'm gone bro, I'm on my way.
You're definitely not getting tased now dude.
I'm home, we're banned. I think that's the last 20 minutes. That's a homemade breaching charge.
Guess I can go find someone's house and put this on my front door right?
Sounds like a plan. What if I should try to find a place in Star to use this one? on
you might need one i guess i'll just try to live and try to bring this to the trader. It's a little bit more north of me
We're trying to get you a good spot near like a red card location that I can get your traitor at
Yeah that I can get through Trader Act.
Yeah.
So,
I can stash some of the raid thing.
It's pretty cool.
I like that idea
of going and raiding
someone's base.
That sounds fucking sweet, dude.
Oh yeah.
I wonder how difficult- I mean that ta-
That sound like- Sounds like that's gonna be a difficult task though.
Like not everybody is just walking around with that type of shit bro
That guy was just been messing around.
Uh... yeah?
Well I don't know like
Like I said
I found hydrofluoric acid
that said you need to
use to make an explosive
so I dunno all the components
you're gonna need
There's also groups of clans or groups who have been playing this server for like years,
you know what I mean?
Yeah that's the hard part.
That's the hard part about a game like that.
You still have to kill them, I thought this...
Just the same, your bullets do just as much as theirs.
Yeah, it's got bases!
It's more like they don't get punished for getting killed
They just respawn to the base and
get very good again of course but you still have to work with that time to get to that point yeah
bosh are you just skipping where the yellow?
I thought we were linking with this big ad.
I'm going to go to a trader right now.
Might have been almost like 15 minutes.
Let's see if we can just open it again real quick.
I still want...
I'm just rocking the Mosin, so...
I wanted to get over here and get some shit. There's a red-lost crate close
to us too, I wonder where you used to get married? Getting banned for that is wild as fuck.
Oh wait, the guy... listen uh...
Listen it's not my server. I don't make
the server rules. They obviously already had
something in place for stream sniping
before I ever came around.
That box or whatever.
I wouldn't say if you actually want to stay on the server that
you she should stream snipe even for fun man to be honest with you brother i wouldn't test the waters We have a 338.
Now this is shooting 308s still.
I think it's going to be a harder hitting weapon than the M40, though.
In DayZ, it's not the bullet type that does...
Well, don't get me wrong. It's the bullet type.
The guns are what do the damage.
If you can have two different
guns that shoot the same bullet and uh i think the stats are going to be
different right in in tarkov it's the bullet Alright.
So, you definitely will take gun upgrades even if it shoots the same bullet type as you.
Sender!
Which system do you think is better I think they both work for their own games I think it's nice on Daisy to continuously want to, you know, get cool upgrades and stuff.
Tarkov, it's like, you know,
you have a lot more going on
that you're working for than just bullet
stuff but yeah,
there's a lot surrounding that.
The economy and all that shit so...
I think it's important for the park but yeah, I don't mind it.
Cool in DayZ though because you can still look forward to gun upgrades and shit, knowing
they will be increasing the action shift.
Now here's all of the shit Jared just got.
Do we have to go up the ladder, Jared?
To get the loot?
Yes. It sucks. ladder jared to get the loot yes okay it sucks that's not a very good location
very slow climb here do you get cut sliding down no no oh uh yeah if I don't have gloves. No, no, no, no. Oh!
Uh... Yeah.
You do if you don't have gloves.
Okay, you can try it.
Test it.
But I'm pretty damn sure that we would not have gotten there without him.
Ah, check.
I got the stuff.
Did you leave this gun here?
Uh... Left uh... Nope. I didn't leave any guns there.
Well, I left...
No, what is it?
It's a shotgun.
An M5908E1? Sounds like something.
Got a shotgun case, anyway.
Charcoal powder! charcoal powder
I bet you it's the same shop in there a Winchester. so You shoot at someone?
I'm just testing it out.
There's fuses here, there's explosive making shit. Got charcoal powder.
Barter items... Yeah charcoal powder probably helps make it.
A small container filled with charcoal powder, maybe that's like explosive next to the door?
I don't fucking know. It says raid tool component.
If you want this shotgun up here, Bosh...
Nah, I'm good.
I'm just watching. I'm on the hill and just watching.
Alright let's slide down see if I get cut. Yeah instantly
cut. Oh bro I can't uh
I can't this homemade breaching
charge cannot be saved
Oh you can't put it in the trading post
what are all these little keys for? Boxes and houses.
Yeah, you'll just randomly find like a soldier's chest, need a soldier's key to open
oh i'm dead what top of the hill
top of the hill yeah i heard it
he's looting you he's coming down towards you
Came from the way Jared was up on the hill. I don't see him coming down here
In the tree line.
Yeah, I see your dead body.
Did he stop to loot you?
Oh, I don't think.
He looked like he was moving on down past, honestly
so just be careful.
You could watch my body and just wait for him to loot
if he does
take your time with it.
Well I was trying to flank around and he was running the same exact direction like two tapped me.
They're both dead?
Yep.
Dom last second didn't even get to aim.
I'm gonna go back second didn't even get to aim so much shit on me I wanna sell. What do I do with all this shit, bro?
Sell it? Is that lit?
Where's that big...
What do I do with these things I got like
weapon solvent
red keycard, I got this fucking charcoal powder
pocket tool Oh shit, I got a hundred grand bro. I don't know what to do chat
Think i'm gonna jump out into New York.
I can't do the cross country fucking ride for two hours again.
That's just fuckin' deflated me, man.
Alright what do I Fucking deflated me, man.
What do I do with all this shit?
I like to know it's mine but there is just so much running.
Open field kind of running as well
Yeah, I guess so. We have to get the base going so if you die up there,
you're like right up there.
So what do I do?
I don't want this, I don't want that...
The base has to hit the map.
Toss us all in random spots where I don't know what's going on.
Yeah, it definitely does.
And to be fair, like,
we should have been a little bit more on edge in terms of watching especially
with the fucking horn going off and shit yeah
i didn't expect him to come from the top of the hill though behind me
probably the other side from the top of the hill though behind me and putting beers inside
What's it do there?
Holy shit!
Other merchants and other merchant sections.
Armor, helmet... All the under what you need.
No, you're not gonna do it!
Oh no! Is this an actual C4? Do we even need that, do the weapons start breaking down? You also can have auto. Yeah, so Kev I was telling you something.
Apparently those islands that we stormed to are worthwhile on New York.
Obviously no one does them but there's decent care on the...
Yeah bro! We found an M4 and like all the M4s. I've seen that one, but there's decent kit on them.
Yeah bro! Found the M4 and all the ammo we needed.
We just had a bad run the first run through.
Maybe you're the ones in action...
My life's been for the National Museum of Immigration this time. Checking out just to be...
I don't know how they sell rain pools, dude.
Are there an auction house or something?
There's a player market.
What is that?
I don't know but the guy was telling me about it when
I was at the trader.
I don't think it's marked,
I think it's something you need to know where he is or fund it.
Even if I sell it, I don't have a fucking base to put the money in so... so Red sign.
This just brings me out. so so. Damn.
Next one, maybe next one. so In Shed, Inside Oh, player to player market. Charcoal counter, 120k.
Right?
For real? No. I just had that – that was just from a yellow box though. It's pretty crazy.
There we go. crazy there you go i'll add 60k probably purchase
a real piece of sometimes started you know what would you do that was 20?
I'm a real piece of shit sometimes, Jared. You know that?
What would you do to poor Kevin?
You see what happened to the guy that F11'd himself?
Where is it?
Oh, he got banned right?
He got banned and it was the same guy that was eating me.
Aww, so bad.
Wait, what do you mean you got bonds?
This is what you get for getting the tainted meat from stream sniping. Twice!
How do I sell it and not see it?
That's what I don't see it.
So what I'm assuming he was doing first was baiting shots,
he was shooting shots to pull us towards his base?
He knew that we were around.
Somebody just opened the green door over here. Hey, fuck you buddy. Flip me off you little bitch. I was just gonna take it out of my inventory when it sells turn them not put it up
give me off buddy i'll slam enough money to list the charcoal powder oh
really i want 5k? Oh shit.
I really didn't have anything for this.
Okay, let's get some money.
Uh... Okay, let's get some money.
You guys ever played the Silent Hill game back in the day you're green
here's the thing they're remaking number two which was great why did they not
remake number one first i'm just confused by it pretty sure they did
pretty sure silent hell wandering mate came out years ago
no i don't think it did not on the level that they're doing like
they're doing a whole new...
Like not a remastered, just a whole new game for Silent Hill 2
It's coming out this year. There are big noise about it but they didn't do it for Silent Hill 1
I don't do it for Silent Hill 1, but I don't know why.
Did they do every Resident Evil 2 or did they skip one on that too? Because I know there was a two and four remake.
Um...I think they have three actually.
I was actually planning on playing 3 very soon, but I've never played it.
Of all the Resident Evils, this is one that I missed when I was younger in Nemesis and I've never played it.
You got a fucking cannibal, bro?
I don't know if they remade it like they did 2
Skip 1 because
It had a lot less content in it short games
You definitely remastered but I don't know if they remainers three reaching charge 599 K
599 for that one. Yeah, but what do I
do with the money once I get it? You can store it right?
You got the thing to store it! No... So there's a guy who- No Jared got it
Someone gave Jared a thing just to that i found that why does it take four zeros to get
my listing to 489. now that doesn't make any sense right without shockings why is that why is it taking four zeros
it stays in the trader for eight days uh we can make a list of things.
Oh, that's listing costs. Okay.
Get up there and be ready to get another thing, bro.
I don't even know if I have the money.
I don't have enough money to put it up,
to list it.
That's if somebody buys it though.
Somebody gonna buy that for $590?
I just sell it for 460.
How about that?
There you go.
Just change the percentage up a little bit.
Yeah we got charcoal powder.
I need some charcoal powder. Some sulfur powder maaah hit me up maaaah
I got it out there okay. I gave a nice discount.
If you have a shitload of money and want to raid bases...
...I'd be buying them for those.
You were streaming on the server a lot it's good content Charlie is the target
of the server
no
he's not a cheap store over in the States.
Target?
I'm not sure you want to say that.
One of the cheaper ones.
Walmart?
I think they're both pretty good.
Target's like fancy Walmart.
Okay. Target's fancy
Walmart, for sure.
Yeah, what am I buying again?
Target's a nice store.
What about Kohl's?
Isn't that another one?
Don't you guys have that over there?
Kohl's is mostly a clothing store
They're nice inside too but it's one of those places
that's like
80% off originally
$100.
We paid $100 for this shirt.
TJ Maxx, right?
It's a little bit different than that.
It's more of like
a department store where they actually have
stuff sectioned off properly.
I was trying to inspect it on the thing.
Here's a bunch of jackets!
They're all fucking different in different sizes
and yeah.
TJ Maxx has a bunch of good stuff.
Yeah, we have TJ Maxx but we've rebranded it TK
Maxx. Why? It's just like
Johnny Rockets over where you guys are right?
Johnny Rockets?
I've never heard of that.
You guys have Johnny Rockets in the States, right?
Not by me.
Well, we have stuff to build a base
and I have a lot of money coming our way
through those
cells, I think.
So... to those cells, I think. So that'll be nice.
You can just chill out tonight and do your thing
but I'm probably going to get a lot of food.
I'm tired.
This crate had a key and the yellow
key card that's it for the grids nights
talking to you
so trashy what's that was just open the
green crate
it had a green card and a key,
and that's it.
Yeah, this is not all going to be good,
I guess.
Oh, the first one I ever got was an AK
I was like yo these crates are dope.
Alright motherfuckers
I'm out of here
I'll catch you guys
Catch you tomorrow dude
Get some sleep, dude.
See ya later.
Alright guys.
I'm going to sleep.
I'm gonna go rub out...
I'm about to go reheat these french fries and fuck these french fries up.
You know what I'm saying?
Guys, thank you so much for chilling out.
I appreciate it.
I'm sorry at the end of the night this late
I just turn off streamer mode
and I go into game remote
and I'm not talking a whole
lot, just chilling.
Rub one out?
Rub one out? Did I say that?
Are you sure
I said that
I don't think so man
oh grub
I said grub one out
yeah
I'm gonna
I'm gonna grub them out, not rub one out.
What the fuck?
Guys, come on.
Ugh, all right.
You know what?
I'm outta here.
Thank you for chillin', dudes.
Go hang out with heaven or some shit.
I don't know if I read it.
Did I read Boss or Kevin last time?
Okay.
Okay.
Um...
Alright, go hang out at Boss Merchant for the night though, okay? Thank you for chilling
guys. You guys have a wonderful night.
You guys sleep well.
I'll see you guys on tomorrow.
I see you guys all with the fucking support.
I do appreciate it.
Sonny Banani, Campado, Daddy Uvi, Disguiser and Shoot rock stars i shoot high shoe rock stars it means to this to the moon is what it means uh good night guys sleep well have fun hanging out with bosch
i'll see you a little later today. Later, later dudes. Thanks for the
support guys. Later guys.