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so so so so so so so so so so so that's all i do oh so Thank you. so so so Thanks for watching!.................. you so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so is um so so so so Thank you. so so so so so so so so so so All right, Chadimeh. Thank you guys for tuning into the stream. Good morning, good afternoon, good evening. Hope everybody's doing good.
Uh...sorry for making you guys wait so long. I was just kinda down down in waters trying to get my body ready
normal waking up just a few hours earlier couple hours earlier is like
fucking sucks big Caroline's getting near my food.
Jack and I have no idea if that guy was shooting yesterday, I would think so
though. I've never met another human who's
shooting six weapon-based launchers into a place you can't see I'm wearing this top to go, let's just take over me.
Oh, I never feel too old for this.
There's something in my soul since I've had all of it. I'm gonna let that go for me
Follow my results and focus on this is um huh so is hmm so so so All of us. so so so so so so you.................. so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so. so so so so so so so so so I'm back, chat.
Let's play.
I'm having a bad day.
We'll just talk it up to that.
I'm having a bad day.
Okay? So just let me be on this one a little bit let me let me just do my thing gaming a little hi ellie playing bend hang out okay I ain't betting anything out, okay? so so. I know you just came online because my queue position went from 1 to 2.
Yeah, sorry brother.
Much stuff exploded me. so so so Oh sick AB thanks by the man I appreciate you bro. really
yeah it works like a shadow lost within Suddenly you feel it on your skin
And you know that now won't let go?
I don't want to let go
Don't wanna let go To be honest, I like the old cam more.
I do too!
I do too.
Something's wrong with this camera.
Something about it...
I don't like the color on it oh i don't know man
i don't know how to change it very well either Nah, it's like I sapped the color out of my old camera chip.
I used to bring saturation down a lot.
That's like...
I don't know what to do with it. It's fuzzy? Really? You think so? I don't know man
i feel sick that i'm giving oh Ugh. Ugh.
Sorry to go live while I'm still feeling sick, chap,
and I was kind of already chap and I was kind of already
fucking... I was kind of already in the
fucking groove going on when I started feeling sick.
It's focusing on the back of your monitor
doesn't make any sense because my auto focus is off autofocus as well. so That's just too far.
Five year GERD sufferer here, gabuscom, You can buy it on Amazon. Is the
dotantacid like Tums on steroids? Bit pricey but
100% worth." Kind of annoying that
angle now.
I think that's the way. so Oh yeah, feeling sick. so oh oh Is the camera still blurry even though it's...
I might throw up actually.
Is the camera still blurry with the monitor out of the picture?
Some, if you're not feeling it today take a day off. No one will blame
you even when you need time off
Take the day and regardless feel better
I think being on stream is where I wanna be
being on stream IS my day
off guys.
You gotta understand that.
This IS my day off.
Being on stream is always my day off.
Always my day off, summit go on vacation, summit you need to go on vacation!
I don't wanna go on vacation. I don't want to go
on vacation. Vacation would feel
like more work than this.
This, what I do now
every day is vacation.
Is this a new webcam, it's the Elgato one.
Where did the salty sticks go though? What... what... uh uh hmm uh I think it's just because I woke up a little bit earlier than I normally had been, chat. so What? Ah! server lagging a little bit is that me you think i don't think it's me
like a server
ate a chicken without gloves on last night I think it's server.
Chicken without gloves on last night, now you know who did that though? Who did that? It was Kevin.
No, Kevin used- I'm sorry, Kevin didn't do that.
Kevin had to use dirty rags
to clean a wound or something like that.
Big Papa,
nice of the 20 gift
as brother.
Yeah, welcome guys
to the squad.
Hope you enjoy yourselves here.
Appreciate you, bro.
Appreciate you very much welcome guys big
papa big papa coming out and uh supporting the troops again man Sewing kit. I'm not sure if that's what he used or
if he used a rag, but you can still get infected...
You could still get sick from the Sonic Achievement.
You need to give Elden Ring another go. DLC's insane.
Yeah, Carnage? I will...I want you.. I got a good dead hang real quick, get my back set up right. This server chat, dude.
The servers lagging bro, right?
Am I tripping? okay so You thought that was an AK?
Yeah, it's too much New Yorks right there to think that's an AK.
Lololol.
Dude I had a M4 yesterday and I got cheated man.
Did you know we got cheated twice yesterday?
Well okay one was...
One was a cheat.
The other guy, I think was cheating. That shot
six grenade shots.
This dude on Deadfall
had a grenade launcher with six
no, they had seven that we know of
grenade launcher shots.
Explosives.
This dude was just shooting them down the
fucking hallway until I died and I, I'm just sitting there thinking
like how does he know that I'm waiting there?
How does he know that I'm not like
that I haven't died from the first few shots
and then he just keeps chucking them down there?
Really fucking... really, REALLY
sus! So in my opinion got cheated twice yesterday
taking away like 5 hours of time for us
We got cheated by that fuck, me and Noddy,
And then we got cheated on...me, Noddy, and Kevin
got cheated on a different map after that blatantly.
Also, let me say something here. I heard
word on the street
Word on the street is that people have discord kill logs on these AZ servers. Is that real? Because
THAT is the biggest load of shit I've ever heard of
in the game. Like what the fuck is that, oh I just killed this guy
and this guy after you get kills? Like what?!
Bro some of the technological advances that we've taken in other areas has really shit on game, you know?
Not supposed to have info like that. Just have info like that. Why? Because Discord exists, you know? Sorry?
Uh... Sorry? Do you have a can opener?
Uh, no dude I actually
Yeah dude. Okay put it on the ground
Oh my god please
Let's open one more Thank you so much. You're welcome. Do you need it?
Oh dude, does a zombie like Lomachenko fucking crouch do a circle around your character to like fucking try to smack you in the butt cheeks or something bro? Like I absolutely
can't fucking stand it. In this game. How the zombies do that chat
Am i the only one? Am I the only one?
I can't fucking
stand that stupid move.
Like, bro, this is a brain dead zombie.
This dude's not thinking about hitting me with some fucking jukes.
This dudes not thinking about hitting me with the fucking around-the-back play.
Dude they should just be running the fuck at you like what the
fuck
this nonsense man do does a little crouch fucking
strafe around you like he's a fucking
intelligent fighter
or something. What are you...
It's a fucking brain-dead zombie who's just going forward
at you. Why is this motherfucker maneuvering
around me like a football
player?
Then he doesn't even just move around you.
The motherfucker goes on all four like
he's John Jones trying to hit
you with a double leg, like what the fuck is that?
... Like, dude.
What is that stupid fucking move they came up with?
Look at...
What the fuck? You- Bro, I need to work. Listen dude
Somebody one day in my old age
needs to hire me at a fucking
game studio bro for some decision making.
Because bros, you guys...
Some of you guys make the stupidest fucking choices I've ever seen!
I've ever fucking seen!
No! Holy fuck, dude. I went around and I went around in a circle and now I'm laying here?
Holy fuck man
Got professional boxing fucking zombie or MMA fighters out here bro trying. Trying to go for fucking around the back
double legs looking for fucking
submission opportunities and shit.
Crazy dude! Like a
zombie wouldn't just fucking run straight at you
that's all it would really do. Now,
It's definitely going to strafe around you on all fours trying
to find openings. Fucking annoying as shit.
Yeah, they're trying to go for the rear naked bro. I found my guy that I get the man today
Makes you feel better
Let's go to your unit unit and eat this fucker.
Top left from that, here we go.
Make it a little bit longer. You know what I don't like about this server?
I'll say it, I'll say that drinking these beers
actually makes you get drunk.
Come on man let me just fucking chug this bitch down
Just get rid of the beers and make it a fucking Fanta then man
... you know 28 years later I think is going to be a movie
isn't one of the actors picking that movie up?
And turning it into a thing, the main actor?
That's pretty cool.
That shit has had some of the most disturbing things that I still think of sometimes every once in a while in life.
Son! There's still some seriously disturbing fucking things happening in that. I mean, the dude...
Doesn't it like... Doesn't it like...
doesn't it happen where, like, the dude gets infected
by his wife and then fucking murders her while she's strapped to a chair
or something? Some crazy stuff happens in that movie.
28 weeks...
She gives him the sickness without him noticing through some crazy fucking memes.
Crazy shit, bro.
Absolutely gross
stuff.
I'm more of a Resident Evil
guy if I'm being honest, you know what I mean?
I'll still watch it. It's still pretty fucking dope.
You know what I mean?
But I'm more of a Resident Evil guy.
You know what I'm saying?
I think me and Carolineoline are both resident evil
enjoyers she's a big zombie enjoy their post you
know she loves just post-apocalyptic movies period
you know that's her thing.
That's my thing too,
to be honest.
I like post-apocalyptic shit.
I like the world ending,
you know,
I am legend type of jams.
It's pretty cool.
Something that we think about in life, right?
And putting it into a movie form.
What would I do with this happening?
Put it in the movie!
Dystopian? Yeah...
I'm with that shit.
I'm with that shit, I'm with that shit.
I'm with like future stuff, you know what I mean?
Like uh...
Like um...
Like Elysium and shit like that.
You know, like future kind of sci-fi
kinda...yeah I like that shit too man.
What was that movie?
Alita.
Battle Angel.
Pretty cool.
I haven't really seen the whole thing but pretty badass.
You want to have some?
Yeah! You badass, you white ass here. uh Shit, no longer disaffected. I really hate how zombies just swipe at your clothes and somehow the rags that are inside
of your clothes are getting infected.
That's another thing about this game.
That's just like, why?
It's just like, fucking why dude? Maybe a shotgun. Even if I find a shotgun it's not gonna help me that much
Just fuckin' slugs. Need bugshot if I'm going to utilize it either that or
just gonna be shooting lines with my other gun anyways Ugh.
Altered carbon, yeah that's true. I've seen like a few episodes of that but I haven't gotten much rid of it. I'll be honest, I start shows a lot but I don't finish them a lot.
Kind of like the worst TV watcher of all time.
I think me and Caroline have tried to start Altered Carbon a couple times,
and just haven't been able to successfully really continue. so I don't know what the fuck to put in there, nothing's easy going on. That's it.
That's the music going around. Video games are just movies that you control.
But also not scripted.
Also not scripted, well I mean some of them are scripted.
. I mean, some of them are.
Did you try your Andor yet?
I haven't.
I got to convince Caroline to give it a gander with me.
Give it a gandor with me.
Okay.
But yeah, I think she will.
She likes what we have seen from Star Wars, so...
She won't watch 4, 5, and 6 though, to be fair.
Right? Kind of like her big flaw in life
she won't watch...she refuses to watch four, five and six. Too old
Maybe I can convince her one of these days but at the moment
we don't know at the moment
reload your bk18 it's already got a bullet in it it got a bullet in it brother promise She won't watch the original trilogy.
She watched 1, 2 and 3 with me. At least she got her own cliffhanger and stuff on it.
Isn't it weird to think that you can get
the opposite
cliffhanger, but
the same? You know what I mean?
With the way Star Wars laid itself out.
With the Darth Vader
father thing
and just
Anakin being Darth Vader.
Kind of wild.
What we watched, for most
of us, watched it the other way around right
we got our surprise that
i guess it's different the big surprise in in 4, 5 and 6 is that
motherfucker I'm your dad
right? And then the big surprise in 1
2 and 3 was motherfucker this guy
turns into fucking Darth Vader
you know what I mean?
Oh my god That's Darth Vader, you know what I mean? um. The only good Star Wars shows now are Mandalorian and the Book of Boba Fett. bathroom quick actually.. Just as I was about to start my first ever Star Wars watch, brother.
Thanks for the donut.
Sorry to take that away from some of you guys, but realistically, dude...
Some of you guys should only be dealing with that.
This is the weirdest sign ever.
Is this way eerie, or is THIS way eerie?
That doesn't make any fucking sense.
My favorite part about episodes 7, 8 and 9 was not
paying to see them. The only force
they had was forcing people to quit being
Star Wars fans.
I mean dude, I'll take the movies over the TV shows.
I'd watch 789 over Acolyte for fucking...
Let my eyeballs bleed to it, to be honest with you.
But that's also assuming I'm not going to like Acolyte.
I haven't given it a fair chance, to be fair.
I haven't given it a fair chance, but I have seen the stupidest shit
I thought I could ever see in a TV show from it.
You know? And I've seen Master Chief's butt! So... I'm sorry. You know what I mean?
I feel like I can generally make decent assumptions on whether or not I'll like the show, dude.
And when I saw this little acolyte chant and how they call the force to thread
and you know sands all that's yeah i don't
feel like this should be the power of one
the power of two! The power of many!
And I was just like, as soon as I saw that
I was like bro, I can't.
There's no way.
You gotta show me some lightsaber There's no way. Alright? There's no way.
You gotta show me some lightsabers.
That was a fucking ritual dance involving some lightsabers.
Maybe I could've got on board.
Nah, but I guess
the premise of the movie is something along
the lines of like, the Jedi
are very
strict on who
even around the galaxy, not just themselves
is teaching Force users right and what aids to do that. So it's like a...at least I think so
Like they're like uh, they'll go around and make sure they can't train this
little motherfucker. She's too old.
Anybody here fuck with the Clone Wars animated?
I heard a lot of people really like that shit.
I've never actually seen it all the way through, but people really...
People really seem to like it if they did watch it.
Or at least that's what I've got in the...
What's going on?
Yeah, so... That was crazy.
Yeah, I heard about that.
I heard about that.
That was one of the things
that people weren't happy with.
There's a few things people aren't happy about with Acolyte.
The general beef is they have
a lot of money for their project, but
they're asking where the fuck
it went.
Like bro, how are you guys gonna have that much money?
And then you have like this Wookiee Jedi
utilizing him for marketing marketing and shit. And then
he just dies off-screen. Kind of insane. Just... just so so uh Oh man, that's a beanie on and it is just protecting him for dear life.
It's a 22, man.
Oh wait.
It's 15 times 0 I don't know why it's taking that much longer
Oh wait, that's a
30 round there.
I haven't seen the Rings of Power.
I think I would probably like it.
To be fair I do recognize that people
are overly critical when it comes to TV shows,
especially when it comes to their space.
You know what I'm saying?
When it has to deal with an IP
that they really love.
I think people can be super overly critical, but
some shows just look fucking shitty
to be fair.
But I don't know if that's Rings of Power
or not, I'm not
really sure.
People have like mixed reviews on Rings of Power from what I've seen in the channel.
People are like, oh man it's sick you'll like it but some people are like its horrible so...
I mean, I don't think I would dislike it to be honest. It doesn't look bad.
I'm just not as into TV shows. Like, I thought Game of Thrones was kinda like...
Okay. I wasn't falling in love with it. I was just kind of going through the motions
And I know people, like, adore that shit so
I just come to a conclusion that something's wrong
With me when it comes to TV shows i'm just i guess i'm not that into them
what i'm saying
yeah i mean i love 24. 24 was my favorite tv show People have told me all sorts of TV shows that I'd probably like. Chernobyl, all sorts of weird stuff, right?
I get it, I get it.
I know that there would definitely be TV shows That I would probably take a liking to.
They're kind of like single-player games though, man.
I just don't...
Like, I'm almost like when I get to the end of an
episode, I'm almost relieved.
Woof! Time to chill now.
Time to chill now.
I can't explain it.
Man, I'm definitely going
the wrong direction right?
Where am I heading bro?
The river's there! But if I'm not heading there. I'm so lost. The river's there,
but if I'm at Onida,
the river should be
there.
So where in...
Did I turn around?
No. Onida need a...no, no.
Yeah. 24 just ran out of steam, like how many times can an MCU or whatever get infiltrated and why does nobody ever uh believe jack bauer
jack bower has had to go against his country multiple times to make sure that
this country didn't get blown to pieces it's crazy
it's fucking crazy guy's been a traitor more times than
traitors.
Dude listen
It's the first episode
of Jack Bauer
of 24
that like they set the tone with
that shit. Literally the first
episode Jack Bauer is shooting his
fucking, his boss
with like a sleep dart or something
like that so he can go fucking save
you know what I mean?
Like wait, what?
My man will go above and beyond
And do what he needs to do
You know what I mean?
Every episode ends in a cliffhanger.
Yeah, I like... Dude, I got more invested into the characters
than I ever thought I would
in 24.
You know what I mean?
I really liked some of the co-cast a lot,
and they really went through ups and downs
with their characters a lot,
which I thought was cool.
Dude, where am i i followed the signs Yeah, Chloe was really cool. I can't remember the dude's name with the black hair. Um...
The chick with the short hair girl
with the black hair that ends up being a
fucking huge traitor, but she's like
portrayed
as a
your most trusted
you know what I mean?
His most trusted person
at the place.
Just turns out she was a motherfucking traitor dude
working for Russia or something! I don't even remember.
Crazy shit though, it's crazy.
Tony and Nina! That dude...
Tony...
...and Nina.
Yeah bro. Tony was my favorite character. Tony and Nina. Yeah, bro!
Tony was my favorite character.
Nina ended up being
crazy fucking psycho.
Okay. psycho. Tony got manipulated
at the end.
And I got manipulated at the end.
Yo. What's up?
You already loot this whole thing is a separate
uh... i didn't do the whole thing but
both included
and again it's right mostly looted i'm gonna get in there and try that
don't pull your gun bro what you fucking dare
i will murder you in cold blood.
Okay. He's hunting you 100% It's definitely possible people do that
They say what's up to you and they'll follow you around for a while
And they try to murder you
It happened to me yesterday
I don't know if I was like
We went on the malls
yesterday
and um this guy was just staring at me
funny
and eventually i look over to the corner
of the building his boy's staring at me
with an um i. I have a
pistol with... You guys gotta watch this sequence
actually. You guys wanna see it? Do you have a clip of that chat?
Do we have a clip of my three-bullet
situation?
Okay. situation. Go down!
Why does some zombies
just take a shitload of hits?
I'm hitting them in all the right spots.
I'm hitting them in the right fuck with the right attack.
Do some zombies just have
more health in this game? Is that how it works?
They're not across the board the same?
Fucking annoying. Sometimes Warzy, I miss you so.
I see a bullet gun there that means Warzy, I miss you so!
And again this shit about your game that actually sucks fucking massive games to you big time actually
more than daisy oh you don't want to go around the outside huh you fuck
come on baby Come on, baby.
Why you gotta be so mean?
Madly damaged, still taking him.
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do do-do-do Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo. Christine everybody!
My man said I didn't loot everything.
Well, motherfucker you didn't even loot the main building here!
But hell...this is one of the main jammers to loot. Maybe he already had a gun?
Nah, I refuse to believe it.
I know he had guns but
you're not picking up that CR.
This thing sucks by the way, this CR.
The CR and the BK
are absolutely some of the worst weapons in the game.
But you can do stuff with them.
Bro, they've got the slowest...
...the slowest travel time I've ever seen on a bullet comes from the CR and the BK.
You could kill with them! could people up with these things but man sometimes you these things just travel at the speed of butt hole I'm gonna feed a fucking butthole.
The PPSH is worse, isn't it?
I can imagine.
Definitely imagine that. Definitely supposed to be worse, I would even say.
You know what I mean?
Look at all this f-
What the fuck am I, man? Wait, where- well fuck i mean man it work
but you suck on me, then I fuck on you.
Dude said he looted right? Bro what the fuck?
Homie said he looted. right? Bro, what the fuck? Homie said he looted.
He looted a damn thing!
I should have killed him where he stood.
You no fuck on me, I fuck worth it. Wait do I have a... yeah let's get rid of this thing, fuck it.
Damage damage, just to fix us up here.
Get a little bit nice.
Toxmox good to see you brother yeah i gotta show
you if you guys post that clip of that two-man kill i'll watch it because there was kind of
a nasty shot hit on the guy and then his teammate made a terrible, terrible mistake
and we capitalized on it.
And it was
dare I say pretty cool.
It was pretty
fucking cool.
I didn't expect you to be live this early, what's up brother?
How ya doing man? The clean one tap!
Oh bro! Spoilers!
Dude, Jacob has dude jacob has a shitload of viewers right now let's go kite 61 if you guys want to show some love for my little brother.
Kite61 says channel name...
What the fuck was I doing again?
Oh yeah.
Oh fucking yeah.
Bobby, Bobby.
Check this out.
Six.
I used ten of it in PvP
and I was almost out of ammo
completely by the
end, so this guy already
sucks right? Getting that close to me, weapon out
staring at me, walking up to me in a straight line.
His teammate...
Having a gun.
Aiming at me, right?
Gotta leave.
Oh shit!
They didn't expect me to do this though. Oh shit. They didn't expect me to do this though.
I'm shooting?
A complete accident.
Complete accident we hit on this dude we didn't do that on purpose
you wanna meet at the school?
oh shit
oh Oh shit. Boom, so check it.
We shoot at this guy.
Okay?
We shoot at that guy, alright?
Bink!
Just jumps out and tanks it, bro.
You wanna meet at the school?
Please guys.
Oh shit.
So this guy, he's like oh shit I gotta run now.
Right? When he should turn around and grab that ump. He didn't grab his ump! I'm like yo bro what is this guy doing? Okay.
Later doggy left you sorry
that poor guy on the ground.
Yo, yeeted deletis! You know you don't gotta be doing that yeeted delete us your son of a 50 gifted subs
over 250 pounds for that chat, okay?
Block it up. Block it up. Give him some 1Gs.
Can we get some 1Gs in the chat?
Show some love to Yeetadeletus. He's been here for a long time.
He's always been a dope motherfucker in the chat.
Thank you so much, man, for your support like that brother i appreciate
you bro i bow my head to you about my head to you bro thank you and welcome hope
you guys enjoyed no ads no more hats let me get on this i gotta We've got a That game's so hard.
It's sad as fuck, but we just finally bought the computer.
Really? really I expect 700,000 people to show up.
That's what happens when you play Alden Ring right?
... I expect 700,000 of you guys that watch Kai to show up for my own ring stream too, okay?
You did deep, bro.
You don't gotta do this either, man.
I appreciate you, brother. Thank you so much.
I appreciate you.
I don't know what else to say
to your goofy ass, though.
Because I've already bowed my head
in your honor, you know what I mean?
Don't really want to do much more than that, you know?
You know what I'm saying?
Bro!
Please... just find some sort of
I can't, I can't, I can't
You're fucking it all up. You're fucking
it all... I can't. It's all jacked.
The Tetris is gone. Get out of here!
There it is. Found it.
Found it. I mean,
I'm pretty sure I can get past level 29.
With fucking ease actually.
He did the least I could do. Eat it, Deletus. I appreciate you, man. Thank you so fucking much, man.
If you got a 100% dodge rating, you're just gonna be destroying at your next dodgeball game, okay?
Absolutely shredding people.
Fucking shredding.
Naive and thank you for real.
Thank you so fucking much man.
Over 250 bones twice over 500 dollars
over not 500 over for sure actually thank you so much man welcome guys i
hope you guys enjoy yourselves today all hundred of you motherfuckers all 100 of you guys
Hope you guys enjoy ourselves. I missed the other 50 you shut your bitch mouth right now
Wait from capacity or someone else before that?
No, right?
It's capacity, right?
Capacity, bruh.
Wait.
Did I...
Wait, he gave another 50 before that?
Yeeted?
Nah, bullshit.
No he didn't!
50 I scroll up
50
I scroll up, 50.
I scroll up, capacity RS... or soo- capacity KS. I'm sorry, capacity. I didn't mean to tear your name around bro.
I assumed RuneScape at the end of that you know what I'm saying?
Not fucking Killstealer alright?
Yeah You know what I'm saying? Not fucking Killstealer. Alright? Yeah, much love to both of you guys.
Guys, block it up for both of them.
Show some fucking love.
Capacity, thank you so much man
for following in the footsteps
of Yeetid Deletus there and supporting the channel too man. I appreciate that very much. for following in the footsteps of you to delete us there
and supporting the channel too, man.
I appreciate that very much.
Very kind guys.
I know it's a lot of money.
I know that's your hard-earned cash
that you guys make in life.
So thank you for supporting the channel with that.
That's very kind of you.
I know it. I know you. I know it,
and I am trying to remember that for the rest of my career.
I will. I will do my best.... best
cash or
it would be for all of
shimmy show love you know there is a couple Shibbity-blola. Shibbidy-sholla! Get over here,
ya fucko. Watch this Lomachenko
move she's about to hit me with.
Nope. The passie bro.
Really following in the footsteps of Yeated
apparently. Drop it another 50, bro!
Guys you don't-you understand how much money
that is?
Do you understand how much money that is capacity?
You get that? Oheted deletist drops another 15 guys stop it
get some help please what are you doing? Stop.
Get some help!
Guys...
Yeeted capacity.
You motherfuckers.
Thank you so very much.
Dude, see
I'm fully understanding
that is a shitload of money.
Okay guys?
Thank you for collectively
supporting the channel and the people that watch with over $1,000 between you guys.
Thank you so fucking much.
Very much appreciate all this.
And all of
you guys that are getting subs, I hope you guys enjoy
a little time subbed. At the very least
if you watch here
you won't have any more ads for a while,
for a month.
You know what I'm saying?
So...
Thank you guys for hooking it up man
and uh,
you know
continuing to make sure that I was successful.
I appreciate it.
Shit dude. He dude you fucking idiot i gotta say that too sorry sorry You big doofus, bro. You big doofus. in great briefness appreciate you guys all right dude It shouldn't, y'know...
I appreciate it.
Listen dudes we don't deserve that type of shit though. You know? So you guys gotta chill out.
We haven't really done anything special,
we're just playing some video games...
In fact I've been pretty fucking boring today. So y'all chill out yeeted
Chill the fuck out
Don't see me make this jump
100% guarantee. so
chill out udis Chill out, Yeetus.
Yeet and delete us!
Yeah thank you both, thank you both, thank you both. Thank you both. Thank you both.
You guys are...you guys are both crazy for that shit dudes.
You guys are both crazy for that shit.
Alright, let's how the police station is or something. Ooh, chocolate! Chocolate! Or peanuts, I don't know.
Chocolate!
Chocolate's a little bit better than the peanuts because it gives you, I think both food and
a little water. Somehow chocolate giving them a little of hydration
Oh no! It doesn't! No it doesn't! I lied! I thought it did
Wait does it or doesn't? I don't know.
My arrow's going up and down. I don't know what the fuck's going on.
Does chocolate give you a little bit of uh hydration
for my trip? You tripping man. oh my chicken
it does okay It does, okay.
All four of you motherfuckers make a good battle, right?
All four of you motherfuckers.
Let's just grab the whole fucking party, man.
Oh!
You cheater! How'd you hit me from that far?
Oh! You cheater! How'd you hit me from that far? We'll get a little safety. Safety! Who farted?
Wait, that's me.
Door knob is what I meant to say. You guys might not know about that game.
While you guys were playing your little fucking TikTok stupid stuff,
we were playing real games like fucking doorknob safety back in my day.
Motherfuckers of today's age are going on planes and licking toilets or something, man.
I don't know what's going on.
Why? What is happening here, guys?
Is everything okay? Do you need help?
You follow me just fine every other time.
Huh? Now all of a sudden we're having issues.
Yeah, I hope it didn't help your goofy ass. What are you doing old fucking man?!
You bald mother effer!
Where's Spider-Man at? Oh fuck!
Uh oh, more trouble. That's the last different effect. I have a disfekct. Hey guys, I get it dude
Zombies
Bro they're actually so stupid though like you can't figure out that i'm
here really after you guys just beat the living out of me you just flanked
me you can't figure it out now.
Homies, there's no way!
The AI is this bad?
No! this bad? That dude
literally un-aggroed
me.
Spider-Man's homie
de-aggroed. That's how fucking stupid he's at Spider-Man's homie, the aggro.
That's how fucking stupid he's acting.
Okay. so Holy Lord have mercy. Holy lord. The PVE in this game. When you expect zombies to have brains.
Oh, brother man.
Spoken like a true not fucking non-Daisy player bro
because when you want them to have brains they won't
When you don't want them to have brains they will
Trust me brother brother. Okay?
When you don't want the fucking zombie to- when you
want the zombie to go into the building so that
nobody sees that there's zombie aggro
happening it will hang out at the front door
and mow your fucking lawn.
As soon as there's 17 of them,
they're in the building
in a heartbeat
beating your fucking ass
hitting you with flanks
and shit!
You know what I mean? So yeah! Yeah.
I have a fucking problem with this stupid fucking AI.
... ah uh so Nothing.
Okay, the thing about this... is not just that the police
station has loot.
Everything around this shit will have police station loot, so we really want to
try to take advantage of that by looting
these industrials behind it.
A lot of people don't know that.
Sometimes you can get loot sometimes just open this
up and find armor so you find press vests in here stab vests in here like that so You find rubber slugs in here.
Probably the most common ammo type of the fucking game, to be honest.
Alright that was ball sack I can't imagine being inside pvc any better. Eesh. Look at that, now I'm being oppressed.
Eesh!
Pretty bad.
Not looking good.
Okay, let's go to the next one.
Let me see what we have here.
Oh, there it is.
There it is. Not looking good. Okay better M-LOK mag that's actually pretty big
got good uh pristine on it I think we can find an M-LOK in one of these side rooms!
We got a backup gun. So right now our backup guns are fucking sporter and that's nutsack.
I think that was just a loot that went overlooked because i think this has been looted. Probably that guy. Shit.
Shit.
Shit. shit This counts kind of whatever.
Is it me or is Ontario... Is Ontario, Oneida and Odendaga the same fucking city? Basically.
They're laid out so similar that legit I don't think you'd be able to tell where you
are if you didn't uh didn't have signs
they look like the same towns to me. I'm starting to realize that...
Deagle Mag
Not terrible
Find ourselves a little dibbity deeg.
Food there. so so I'm going to go back up. You back there motherfucker? so I heard something tripping move by me.
I'm fucking trippin' today.
Fuck, lost one. This thing sucks.
Been hit or, man.
Oops.
Really?
I think it's time like we didn't get a vest.
Oh, police car!
Time to probably just go straight to the military's bro.
Like I got enough food...
...I can get a vest there...
...I'm deadly, I could kill somebody...
Uh, I think its time, let's get the fuck out of here.
It's get-the-fuck-out-of-here time.
The question is, do I have a compass?
I don't. Man...
I hate not having the compass, though.
I pressed 4 and it put my gun away instead of pulling up.
That's nuts.
Yeah, that was a vest.
Vests are going along there, huh?
No compass means we're in trouble, to be honest with you.
Because we ran with the water on our right to get here and I don't even understand how that makes sense...
Oh! I do know why that makes sense.
Wasn't I supposed Erie? I'm going the opposite way.
I need to run Water Ride. right. What's that motherfucker? Oh, the amount of food we have is crazy off these cans.
These cans of food really paying off.
Look at this homie, bro. He's so dead- he's so brain dead. He has a- he expressed
no aggro to me at all.
He just walked outside and apparently was already aggroed. Let's get our food.
Dog food, bro.
We just have so much.
I'm gonna get the this back on, bro.
Please fire back behind the school.
Didn't know that.
Ain't shit.
Those police cars can come with Glocks fairly often so
trying to definitely gander my Glock. Lonnie Lottie fellas, lottie fellas. It's one of the most obvious backpacks in the game right there. That's one of the most obvious backpacks in the game, right there.
Been in here a ri- oh wait.
I'll grab this thing think gets a little insulation going so uh Huh!. I'm gonna please crunch back here. so can't pick these up.
Slugs.
Oh! Let's go, rice. I just saw it.
It's a big find considering our water is really good right now.
Dude, we have so much food though! Is it really a big find?
There's so fucking much canned food.
How did the NYC map go? The map itself was playing pretty well for us on our last run. All three of us got hacked at the end of the run, not that end but during the middle of it we went to the gas zone looking for the punch card.
We're all looking pretty good, getting into some good fights and winning them
And then just got aimbotted down, wallhacked down
Awesome dude!
He killed all three of us that were in different spots, like 3 seconds apart from one another.
And was killing us...at least what Naughty said was killing him through walls.
Me? I stood up and-I was prone a window that nobody could have known I was in, like under.
And then as soon as I stood up, I was instantly dead.
Didn't hear anything, didn't see anything, instantly dead.
Then Kevin dies and then Nottie dies.
We are all separated.
Let's go to the bathroom, Shannon. I'm really dipping on this size of our stuff here.
Make sure that it looks fine.
Honestly, I'm switching back.
. uh Let me go hide somewhere real fast. Wait, what? My boots are... fucked.
I'm about to go upstairs right now, hold on. okay I'm just going to hide real fast.
Get Ellie upstairs.
Okay, Ellie hold on you got it.
Hold on.
Oh bro, I don't have time for this here, you're not here.
Chill! Alright, go to, okay?
... so.... so........... so.... so.. so....... so so so. so so Damn, I should have logged out. I was like thinking there's no way I live.
Somebody will eventually go in here
was not
all right the other bathroom what do you want me to do bro i'm human. Let me look towards this building.
Chicken Caesar!
You can't just willy nilly say that bro okay?
Thinking I'm gonna get jumped. Not using bottle.
Oh, you mean like to the... I thought you meant bottle suppressor? You talking about going to the bathroom? What the...? what the
gotta break that down with the front that man Imagine not using Elgato gamer diapers. die imagine bro You can switch your scene on the diaper itself.
It's got a couple buttons, that little screen deck possibility there
get all dog food bro ish
dog food sucks but that's whatever.
Let's just eat.
Eat.
Eat away, sir.
Eat.
Eat.
Eat. Get that apple all the way... Eat, eat, eat.
Get that apple all the way to full dude and we are in business.
Looks like she can only eat a few drops. Chat nobody comes here! This is a stupid, stupid amount of food
that is left to this place. Why are you going around me bro? uh so Alright, now we have
a little bit of food.
We have a better jacket
like it looks a little nicer we have a shit jacket? Like it looks a little bit nicer. We got shitload of
food still. I mean, bro, we're just military-ed
up right now. Gotta go. Time to go
military.
It's like the game gave us too much
It's time to move I really wish... The game gave us too much. It's time to move. I really wish
the game gave us so much food,
I wish they would have given us more bullets
or guns. It'd be nice to get a
fucking block, you know?
Is there water over here?
I actually might be able to get something from this mound.
Do I want to? Yeah.
Empty both water bottles, oh my goodness.
Bro, I hurt him last second.
Alright dude,
I'm literally murdering
you.
Fucking pussy bitch dude.
I wonder if that was the same guy. Bro, there's no fucking way man.
That guy is just sitting there
waiting for someone to go on the fountain.
There's no fucking actual way.
Why do I always have to run into the biggest pieces of
shit that play the game, chat? Why?
Why? Why? The people who can't fucking
play to save their lives.
They're the ones I die to.
Guys sitting still waiting for someone
to get zombie aggro, bro
Just catches me in a bad time
like yo he's sitting there
waiting for somebody to go to the fucking fountain in oh
fucking Nida.
Listen, everybody's dead. I don't give a fuck if you talk to me. You don't talk to me. You're fucking dead
What's going on? Fuck you, okay?
Sorry.
Sorry about that, sorry about that.
Yeah...
Need something to feed me back up. Take your fucking gloves.
Take your fucking pants.
You can live.
But only because I want you to.
Ah fuck.
Fuck everybody that plays this game, bro. All a bunch of pussies dude. I'm about to fucking shit on everything.
Fucking pussy ass bitch sitting there watching a fucking fountain
Well... murdered someone out of found because
of it
shouldn't have said fuck you I think that was a little mean.
I think me saying F-you is a little mean to be fair but you have to understand
that I'm kind of uh uh getting pissed off at this
fucking world uh people are fucking killing me from out
of nowhere and stuff so i'm kind of going on a killing spree right now
yeah he's just so happy first completely understandable
sorry some guy just killed me...
I'm surprised you didn't take my vest as well.
This dude killed me on a water fountain bro and I'm just fucking annoyed dude, I'll be honest.
You sure you don't want to restart real quick bro?
I'd just beat the fuck out of you.
You should probably just restart go to restart real quick, bro? I just beat the fuck out of you. You should probably just restart and go somewhere else. What do you think?
Yeah, she don't want to fuck it.
Go on, I'm telling you.
You can take my vest too.
Good luck, my friend.
Thank you. Stupid ass game, bro.
You're just sitting there looking at a fucking water fountain.
Literally in the fuckin' most dead town there is, my man is sitting
at a water fountain. How long has he been sittin' there? That was hard to watch.
Why, you don't like me being the asshole that kills people or what?
Ironic, you camped a fountain a few days ago for over an hour with the landmine pack.
Oh I didn't...
It wasn't a land mine it was a bear trap.
It wasn't an hour it was like 20 minutes bro and I was fucking around with no loot.
A little different, homie.
A little different.
Not to mention nobody showed up.
Actually one person did.
Give a shit to you bro. Literally camping
the fountain with the fucking
scorpion, waiting for someone
they get zombie aggro so he can peek out and kill him. Like, fuck that guy bro.
That guy... he plays like that because he can't kill shit.
He plays like that because he's here Fucking shit, dude.
I stepped on a bear trap near your water pump yesterday? Fuck you! I don't think that was mine, bro. Are you going back for him?
I mean, bro.
No, I'm on the opposite side of the fucking map.
Actually, I'm not on the opposite side of the map.
Where's my map at? Yeah, I can actually.
If I get to Tuska and go south to Onida but he's gonna be gone.
What kind of piece of shit Camps Oneida water pump did.
You gotta be a complete fucking loser. so How's the New York map?
I don't know. Don't get to play it that much.
Either stream snipers are cheaters
hitting me up on that server at the moment
I got cheated yesterday, me Kevin and
Nali
on that server
Also Also, I want to see what happened To my fucking
My uh
Hey there
This server was an RP server before this new deadfall came out.
I will try another discord if this one is not correct.
Yeah, said awesome big fan. This guy says you're in the wrong Discord.
You didn't put the fucking thing.
This server was an RP server before this new deadfall came out gotcha where is the deadfall
server man he said big fan much love though i guess that guy's just getting away with cheating on Snake.
Dude, there are two green hell discord servers that I went into yesterday. Bro, put it back man! Oh I'm so sick of PDE. I'm so sick of PVE.
I'm so sick of it man!
I'm so sick of having to deal with these stupid fucking zombies
and then them costing me my fucking life. Why didn't he link you to correct discord?
Because it's not his fucking job to do that, bro. I'm sorry. That cheater got me and three peeps at the same place.
Wait, you ran into him too, GJ?
Yeah bro, just...
Blatant fucking cheaters in DayZ
He was trolling about it too, bro
He like respawned after and said that
a cheater killed him
And he was hanging out with Kevin saying that
he killed us all and stuff
That guy's a loser. He actually went into Kevin's channel
trying to explain that he wasn't cheating and stuff. Oh man, can't make this shit up bro.
He really thinks like we're gonna take that as legit dude killing all three of us in
different locations within fucking five seconds one another, dude.
Especially the way he did it, dude.
Yeah, the 7k hour pro DayZ esports player. The esports fucking DayZ Pro.
The day DayZ goes into esports, that's the day I'm streaming. If that becomes a thing. Survivor games? Sure. game sure Maybe play a game with a better anti-cheat.
Got it, bro. Thanks so much for your information.
Why you would ever want to be that guy who says the most obvious stupid fucking statements I'll never understand? Why don't you stop playing it then if it makes you sad?
Why don't you play another game?
Why don't YOU just fucking stop being a fucking generic human dude who has the most stupid responses I've ever thought of, okay?
Please. I guess that's not really...I guess it is kind of
You got your shotgun ready let me give you some notes for that
Oooooooohhhhhh...
Oh, boys!
Oh hey, what's up? You good?
Here, come on in, come on in.
Oh fuck no motherfuckers, fuck no!
Oh shit... Oh fuck no motherfuckers, fuck no!
Hmph. Hmm. Oh, dude.
So they... You're telling me
they swipe you,
go on all fours,
turn around you
like a professional boxer, bro? a boxer or mma fighter i don't understand
the ai in this stupid game this guy walks up clotheslines, goes on all fours, circles around you to try and hit you in the back.
And that's the fucking shit-tier AI I'm dealing with right now!
Oh my lord bro... Why do I play this fucking game?
Why do I play this game that's had the same fucking shit in their game for so long now?
Ugh! Yeah dude, that's good AI right there.
Fucking clothesline into all fours 180 turn around enemy dude.
I didn't realize your zombies were ninja masters Like, what is he trying to run right there?
What's he fucking trying to do
what's the goal there I
Yeah, talk about some of the most annoying shit today I'm already dealing with chat. Already not very happy.
I'm just sick of dipshits, how many they put it in.
I'm sick of the fucking stupid zombies- like what is that man? Like wha- why are you circling me not looking at me, trying to attack me
at the same time!
Because DayZ. That's why bro. Because fucking DayZ. Fucking daisy.
I don't think this AI has been changed in fucking bajillion years. Dude walks by, you guys have like a-
You guys have a clothesline. Go on all four.
Go around them AI mechanic. That is just so fucking stupid
I think. Yeah sure shit wouldn't have some of the 20-30 million bugs, glitches or anything.
Yeah sure shit wouldn't have some of the stupid fucking things we see in certain video games today without a doubt I can say that
We've seen some stupid stupid stupid fucking decisions in the video game world and you guys know it
Whether its me talking about right world and you guys know it. Whether it's me talking about it right now or not,
you know it. uh uh All right, we are at the end of Tuska. hmm so Hmm! Oy y oy. Love a game collab from me, Hutch and Cleen.
We have a little bit different ideas on what makes for the game some of us do but... game, so I'll just leave.
This certainly isn't fucking MMA fighting daisy- er
zombies. That's for damn sure.
MMA fighting zombies
dude while a guy is fucking swinging in the corner at the fountain killing me bro. I'm dealing with the fucking MMA zombie
Remember when you had to reload your axe because armor have no concept of melee? the ai is still right there in the
same spot yeah i know it is
hey thank you really don't bro. I actually forgot about that.
There's a bunch of dog shit bro. There was a time when this game was fun.
People talked and traded, now you get knocked by one shot or play modded server that's basically Halo.
Yeah I kinda like Pharma Crew servers because they have shock damage turned down.
I mean dude your guy gets knocked out by a little fucking peashooter in this game all the damn time. Hopefully those dudes are either staying behind me, or uh...
Maybe they were still in that-actually that greenhouse didn't have fire anymore did it?
Oh. Then you start crying when the Mosin can't un-con. I mean, are you just predicting that or have you seen me do it better?
You trying to just time cruise me right now dude and predict?
Who said that? Let's look. Let's look what look what raise his hand right there super duper cooper you want to
go down this round brown or what what are you thinking you want to raise your hand and say
i'm a dumbass right now?
Super duper cooper. What do you think?
Or are you just gonna shut the fuck up now?
Let's see what happens. What type of guy are you, backing off or are you moving forward? He said something.
What do you want me to say?
Exactly that, doofus.
You know the game is ridiculous when you can't defend yourself without having buildings around you to put zombies into.
If you have to fight these guys in the middle of a field, you are fucking deaded.
Have to go into a fucking building! You are fucking... You're deaded.
Have to go into a fucking building. Ugh! now so This is kind of a boring start. Yeah, yeah. Somehow they always surround you when you try and block and hit.
So it's like... Even fighting the zombies in open areas is-
They don't fucking work in this game bro. You need buildings.
You need something to stand on.
You need to cheese their game if
you want to make it work, basically. You need to cheese that shit. so uh Sounds like you're having a rough day at work.
Usually what I do to help stress is go home and play video games.
Well shit, I'm out of ideas.
You'll never understand how you can complain for the game to be better and people stop defending the shitty games or bugs on their anti-cheat. It makes no sense.
I don't think they're complaining about that, they don't want me to complain and just have fun.
I understand that but man when the fucking game is not hitting...
The game is not fucking hitting on DayZ bro.
These zombies will be the most
tedious fucking feeling
after playing it for a little bit.
Unnecessarily.
Okay. I should have my throw up actually, but I didn't realize what stuff was that for.
Might throw up.
I'm actually just so fucking pissed about that piece of shit and I don't need it,
It's like letting it affect my emotional status. piece of shit place now hmm so The Mosin-Uncon thing is something you complained about, and you actually agree with me on the zombie thing?
I feel ya man. complained about, you actually agree with me on the zombie thing?
I feel you man.
So i don't know about the whole fuckin not un-con thing with the mosin. I don't know if I've ever shot someone
with a Mosin-Royce.
So it would probably annoy me too, if that happened to you.
I'm just sick of these fucking zombies like...
Like doing the running swing
run through you turn around all fours
close line in between
it's just like
what the fuck
wait uh uh so so police cars are not systemated, eh?
T-t-t-t-t-t I'm losing my mind here, chat.
Losing my fuckin' mind. And... Wha- What?
The sign is fucking horrible.
... I can barely understand where the fuck that thing's pointing me. I've already been through here, right? Nah.
Couple zombies again, bro.
You wanna know something about New York that's kinda nice? They don't have overabundance of zombies, it's just kind of like...
Their zombies affect PvP but they don't dictate PvP.
Like some of these other servers do. They don't dictate PvP, you know what I'm saying?
Like some of these other servers do.
Tch! so so so I'm just waiting for the next day's emap to be Florida, for realism. yeah Okay, man. Okay, dude.
I'm gonna go get some food. okay so so Bro, this is eerie.
Bro, this is eerie. Nah!
Bro that one fucking sign...
Almost gonna point and see which one is north, I think.
Is where it's bringing me from this one thing. Holy fuck, man.
How do I get that confused uh uh Let's go look at that fucking sign again and break this stupid shit down real fast, chat.
I gotta-I gotta look at this.
And then I gotta know who made the fucking sign.
I gotta know.
We gotta go back and find out what this sign actually says. uh that is apparently right
this is apparently back toward tusca and that is Onida.
What the fuck kind of sign is this?
It's not even lined up with where the shit is going
who the fuck made that i was like yep we're good That sign made sense to you guys? Okay.
Got it.
Okay. uh There we go. Stupid fucking shit.
Man, Daisy... You're at the end of your rope.
No fuckin'... Remember I said
I wasn't gonna leave Daisy without going to Lanty and chit-chat?
I lied. We're not doing that chit chat i lied we're not doing that
i lied i got maybe another week in me on this game and i'm leaving
it behind for months so there's too much dog shit going on in this game, man.
Too much dog shit. Ugh.
. I can't believe how stupid that fucking corner sign was. so so Oh, I've been here.
I've looted this.
I've walked by this shit, haven't I?
Yeah, that's... I've looted this, I've walked by this shit haven't I?
Is that where I go?
Wait, I forgot the pronounce.
Where is it?
Well, I'm gonna loot this
ship pretty sure it's already been ran through
we just trucked through. started ran through the structure
up so so so Sucks bro, I was running the wrong way for a long ass time.
Rrrrraaaaaaawwwwww! I'm going to try and get the fastest one. wow Daisy's gonna take a backseat to RP eventually, that's why. so so It's a piece of shit, dude.
I know Nita who killed me last really fucking...
Really put me in a bad way. Just like the biggest loser shit you can think of.
A man just fucking hiding, waiting for somebody to show up at a fountain so he could kill him.
Oh! And one of the least
looted spots on the map this dude must have been sitting there
for a fucking hour I don't want to leave this shit again, dude. Yeah, I got you. Of course!
Of course!
Of course!
Yeah, man!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! Of course. so so oh Holy shit, man.
I miss scavs. Of course she time me.
Of course you do. I'm gonna go to the other side. That's fucking nutsack.
20 year old games, 20 years old dude seems like. What was he trying to hit there? so so so so so Holy f... uh You just can't make half of this dumb shit up, dude. Oh Yes oh so Buster do worse. I don't know.
Crocodile slugs, The police car will have nothing.
Okay!
Police cars really been doing jack shit
for me today, man.
Really, really.
Where the fuck is it?
Where did I see that thing with us
yo
yo
good uh-huh Uh huh.
I'm good.
Imma put my gun away, alright?
Okay... I'm gonna put my gun away, alright? Huh.
Should i team up? Not really. Solo?
Solo? Yeah, I'm solo for a little bit.
And I want to kill everybody because that's all everybody has been doing to me.
So, I'm kind of on a vendetta right now, brother.
Yup.
I'm on the same page as you, bro.
I'm on the same page.
Here, take this! Take this!
Hmm... Hmm. Appreciate it.
This wasn't the guy who killed me, though. He had a magazine in his shit for sure.
Appreciate it. Nice. You can keep you up, Evan.
Got nine rounds if you want them for the ELO.
For what?
Scorpion, or the...Sporter?
Oh, for the sporter.
Am I dead? I'm just gonna...
Get rid of this. You hear the ritz? so uh so Have you seen anybody in this town?
I haven't seen anyone. Alright.
Some guy killed me here at the water fountain.
I was here before with a Mosin, but someone killed me when I crossed the bridge. Ow!
Backpack there if you want it.
I'm going to go ahead and uh wow wow They need an empty hands fucking button or something, bro. I could've just pressed X4 right there. Okay... okay so I'm sorry. uh
yeah don't worry if you fight after you go through passage really just have to
fight 300 skeletons.
Stop reminding me bro! Maybe I should play some New York right now.
This is my last life on this character. If I die we're gonna be in the video so so Okay.
Sorry, right down the middle.
I'll sit on it for you.
Huh? uh That's tedious. You guys need to lower the zombies by like
20%. At this point,
T-D-S.
Every fucking
20 feet, you're fighting
three zombies.
... so... Seeds right there, I think that's where it's at.
Found a little beagle. I'm trying to move the needle. Pretty cool, pretty cool.
Eagles look pretty cool. my pan so I don't know what that is. There's the phone.
Let me check my body still a little bit... That's a kind of valley slug I remember.
Pills and all, multi-layered ones. There was a name. Not too long ago. You gonna on food?
Yeah, I'm good on food. uh Ugh!
Just got done killing a Paz zombie. Walked by feet, this is another zombie.
Hey look! another zombie.
This is where I died.
Fighting a zombie right here, and the guy just peeked out from...
Wait this isn't actually it? Oh it. Yeah, that's it. There's an MC5 over here in this building.
I think that's what the guy killed me with. Want it? I don't have the room. If you don't take it, I'll take it.
Alright.
Nice!
Got one. Nice! Nice! I'm gonna go get him. Ah, die you!
Die you!
This guy's a fucking MP5 chat
He mirrors me That's a shit You remember this, Manny?
What's he should do?
Yeah, fucker.
That motherfucker killed me and left his MP5 here. so It's a shame that guy didn't say something on the microphone. Shit.
Just a mute killer.
Alright. Shit, now where do we go? all right
now where do we go i guess
east All right, we're at two? Just head east?
Yeah I'll follow you. East is this way.
Uhhhhhhh UUUUAAAAAAAHHHHH!
Hold on, hold on. I'm gonna go to mag for this one there. so uh uh yeah I'm gonna go get some water.
I need an energy drink shot.
This one over here, this right? This way. uh uh um so uh uh uh making the jump to pc with a couple butts
console has been boring for a bit daisy is a top three for us dot love
the streams looking forward to the good and bad."
Oh, a couple of buzzies you guys, okay.
Thanks for letting me know Nick I appreciate it bro. Tell the
homies what's up, alright br bro? Thank you so much for this support.
I'm glad you guys enjoyed
the fucking game. Hope you guys have fun, man
Sure would be a shame if jumpin up easy from the console there was a misfire right into the back of his head mega loud
This guy's been cool. Unlike these other fucking assholes in this game, I don't know...
Unlike these other fucks! This guy has been cool. so Alright, let's ditch this joint. Unless there are filters in here? I'm checking the filters right now.
Did you loot this already?
Yeah. We were here. This is where we met with one filter.
It's worse than that one filter. That guy has trash.
Yeah, yeah.
We need to get some truck revenge.
Lease car up there.
The east's this way. Let's go, brother! Time to leave this bitch.
Take a sweep and then in the checkpoint... I think this we need to find the money east out of Anita going towards
Irving Daga. Oh dude, are you right now? You are, you are.
The other Donos came in through sub support.
Biggest winner in the chat, by the way, dude.
Yeah, Juse.
It's good to see you again, man.
I appreciate you, brother.
Thank you so much for the support.
Once again, DressyWoods1G is in the chat.
50 bucks, man.
50 bucks!
I know you guys aren't getting it But i'm happy about it
It's helping me feel a little bit better
About the daisy situation
Cause i know these motherfuckers
Aren't making 50 bucks
All planned know these motherfuckers aren't making 50 bucks
all playing
50 bucks!
I appreciate you, brother. Much love to you, bro.
Top door of the day, biggest win in the chat
gonna be taking over Chosen Juan.
The chosen juan wants the biggest wiener but then someone else in town showed up
Thank you brother appreciate. Appreciate you.
Chosen one before that.
You're still chosen in my book, really. so good so so uh I'm not trying to make you guys all yawn with these yawns, okay?
Hey can you give me like a minute real
fast I just want to grab an energy drink down fall asleep at the wheel is that
cool just sitting this push yeah won't be long. Appreciate it. I'll set you up.
Been a long time coming.
All of us got the money up so we getting some good gear.
Played DayZ on console...
Terrible! Looking forward to the options ahead.. so. so. I'm back. Let me know when you're back, boss. Okay.
Reset your camera zoom level. Let me look, I don't think so. Look smaller? Oh shit! One sec, one second. This is what I have you guys. so How's that?
Alright, I'm good to get a little energy in me. How many days have you survived this time around? Um...
I've survived, the most time I have survived
was like four or five sessions
on one character. And he
survived for like a 1 day ten hours or some shit.
We'll leave this shebang, and we keep trucking.
So we kinda gotta got to make it.
What was your name, by the way?
My name's Nate.
I'm Jimbo.
We think in three freeze a crowd?
Um...
And kill people or are we thinking like
We have room for people
They're solo Could probably get one more guy but Their solo?
Could probably get one more guy, but otherwise QB2s.
Gotcha
I agree
If you got a buddy that logs on or something like that, if you want to pair up with, that's
fine.
Eventually anyway.
Yeah, I'm gonna have all this up.
Actually, I'm going to get on this car.
You want me to get in the garage? The garages.
Oh look, there's a garage house stuff.
Okay, I'm gonna leave two of them em there cause one has a quest I want.
And theres a mag in there.
Alright we're going to transfer these guys over here lets loot this real fast
Make sure that we can transfer into an empty building here.
Alright, let's go ahead and move these guys over there.
You guys listen guys, we're moving you over to a new place.
Your neighbors are complaining about sound. It's crazy.
Let's go, let's go, Actually you can stay in there boss.
Don't beat the... What the f-
She cut me she cut me Eh.
What's up, bitch?
Huh!
Oh yeah... Yeah, Daisy your zombies are so fucking good.
I totally understand how he's hitting it in a different direction and still fucking smacking me up with it.
You know what I'm saying? I get that shit.
I-I get it, I get it.
Nope, nope I don't.
Nope I fucking don't.
Hope I don't fucking get it.
Nope!
Nope I fucking don't actually.
Boom. Okay!
Another mag for this guy, but it's a damn
I should have taken bullets. it's damaged or should i take the bullets Ooh, Vagaband. Nice! Guns are you rocking right now?
MP5, DK and this CR pistol.
The CR is the one I have ammo for at the moment.
Did it have a deagle mag? Nah that was on the other round right?
You got the shotgun for the BK or the?
7.62 AK bullets I need
Alright, let's eat a little bit here and then I'm good to go.
Just running out of space so I can get food down the system. Alright, let's roll. Pretty much already looted all the barracks and stuff, or loot the spillings.
Yeah just police station left.
Oh this little farm huh? Gotcha.
Looks like nothing unless you want the street mask.
Police station I've been looted.
Oh! You're talking about THIS?!
Okay, I'm done. My fault. I thought you were talking about that little corner security building.
I never called THAT a police station before.
I never looked at that like it was a police station.
I'm gonna be honest with you. These- fuck, THIS police station... Nin gonna be honest dude these fuck this
police station 99 of the time off my shit this thing
these things you know he's like old school police stations
i like the new ones the ones we have to go up like three stories.
Maybe they're not near that way.
Yeah, I don't find anything ever in here.
No this place is...
Used to be a good spot to loot, now it sucks.
Alright let's get out of here.
Every once in a random
time you'll find like a shop in there, right?
Like whatever.
Yeah...
Find a filter here or something.
Oh no! Alright, let's move on. Moving on!
Oh wait... what the?
There is another mag for me. Nice.
Random random. I'll take bullets. Three
bullets. How do we get out of here?
Let's go to the left.
Here we are back at it again Chad.
I know watching me complain about shit.
Oh shit, oh my god!
Oh shit is right hands up motherfucker.
Fuck! Listen I only want one thing all right
what do you mean I have food after that three cocks I think our chicken
through six blocks I want your helmet that. You know, we're good to go
Don't like cock and all your contacts what the hell man? Okay, we don't need you
Okay well I can't get my i can't give
it to you all my hands are up do you want to take your hand like put
your hands down if you draw a gun we shoot you okay
you have any teammates no i don't have a gun.
I will trade you for a head- wait not a headlamp. You need like yeah, you have an headline
I'll trade you for a headlight. There you go. This is a trade not a robbery.
Oh there's a headlamp on there!
Yeah!
That's why I want it bro, because yours is better than mine.
I feel like your life for helmeted and you get a light out of it still is fair.
You know what i mean, don't you think?
I-I think that's fair, I think that's fair.
Okay okay keep your cock in your pants
I have three! Dude I was born with three! That's insane that's insane you should think about maybe don't
donate those you know what i'm saying you ever put on a donor list
you ever seen people are looking for those things all right you have a good one.
Yo, got a free helmet! Haha! Has a light on it.
Let's go!
I think that was a pretty good trade too. We gave him a good deal.
Yeah, that was good.
I got a battery if you need it.
Nah, I got one in there we're chillin'.
You gotta have to check it. 1-2 Check! 1-2 Check! Listen...
Here's what I think. We are in between Onida and OG Yeah, so check it. One-two check. One-two check. Listen.
Here's what I think.
We're in between Onida and Odendaga right now.
If we just go straight south...
...I say fuck all the normal loot......and we go to the dam...
...and we try to go under the bunkers and try to get like
fucking SKS's and plates
and shit. Let's go.
Ah, let's go. I'm gonna go murder everybody
down there.
... We're gonna murder every- I guess we're not murdering everyone, we let that guy live, huh?
From now on though...
We're murdering everyone.
We're going to be different this time.
All right.
To be fair, it could have been worse. If we shot him in the head,
We couldn't have lost...
The helmet. You know what I'm saying? Plus he could've wore the headshot
Yeah, I was gonna shoot him in the back but...
He seemed like a nice guy.
That's fair trade.
That's some fair trade, yeah!
If he didn't freak out and start trying to run like a doofus, you know? If he did that we would have shot him.
Okay let's see where he is. Let's get a little bit of our bearings here.
Where'd the walk go? Oh, boom! Boom! Okay so
we can go into this dam right here baby. I knew we were here the whole time.
Alright bro, you ever made it through passage?
Nah... How many times times you played?
A couple of times on New York I made it past the fucking
place I got a character over there with... yeah. You got the punch card from exclusion and then passed the wall?
Yeah, all three of us.
How's on the other side?
It's like kinda crazy, yo.
It's like Avatar over there
There's like avatar trees
We killed two people
over there
Oh shit That's what's up, man.
Yeah, that's my next counter and my
next goal.
Yo, let's go.
Blue armbands in there, bro. Grab one. We can match some
other team and then fucking pretend with them, let's go
Maybe they're down in the dam
we might be behind em
Like no joke I think we may actually be behind a team here
There is 100% people here, I died on the other side of this...
Two people and then there's two peop-
Get in here?
I gotta fix my jacket real quick sorry.
I wanna fix it but I so I can change into this one.
Um... Okay, so there's two people.
Not to mention we just came across that little find
right where they were probably going
into the dam right after, so's a person there's two people across
over here and then two people over here as well on our side should we fix our stab vest?
Nah, we should save this for the plates and shit right?
Is it just damage or bad damage?
Mine's damaged.
I think mine being damaged is fine too. We'll still tank a hit. Mine's damaged.
I think mine being damaged is fine too, we'll still tank a hit.
Let's go.
Ugh! Door stuck! Alright brother, let's keep going. Alright, brother.
Let's continue moving forward.
Onward lad
I like to say.
Yeah, we're just going to jump this little wall on the left here and...
This thing's kinda got armor qualities as a helmet by the way. I don't know if you knew that.
This will tank a shot. Not tank a shot, but I mean...
It's got armor qualities to it.
I don't know if you knew that.
Now I only got one shot in my BK and 14 shots in the sporter. Holy fuck we are going in noob-tastic
Just where like it let's go, but we have lights
Yep Yep. There's a zombie. There's a zombie. so so I'll check this one for you. I'm going to go. so uh so so uh uh so so so I think these guys are ahead of us, so...
I think these guys are ahead of us. So we have to be ready to flick our lights off before they click if we see anything. so so So dumb when I do the around-the-back strap and you're in the fuckin' pitch black, man. Someone just...
Oh, juicy. What's up? Someone just... Yo, Juzay!
What's up bro man?
Now you're gonna drop 50 giftos bro?
What are you doing brother?
Yo guys can we get some 1Gs in the chat for Juzay please?
Dropping 50 bones. What
the fuck? Rexy?
What just- Hold on. What the fuck's going
on here? What the fuck is going on here?
Yeah, thank you, Juzet. I appreciate it.
Rexy with a 26 gifted subs?
Juzia with 25 before that?
Rexy with 100 before that?
Juzia with 100 before that!
What time out, dude?
I went on hiatus for like fucking 30 total seconds.
Not 30 seconds, but but you know what i mean
you guys have just hit me with some crazy shit brothers nothing down here uh what's that
yeah there's nothing down here but we're following something for sure no gta thank you guys once
he's with chad dude spam him dude spam them yo
xe xbl oh I go the wrong way? Sorry.
And I lost.
Speaking of nothing.
Damage, nice KS. PU scope.
Let me grab this guy.
No bullets though.
What did you get? A black SKS
Has a clean piece of it
I got a...
I got something for you out there.
What's up? You good, buddy?
Got a shotgun in the back there?
Nice! Thank you, brother.
Grounds... uh...
browns
grants
it's a good day...
... Yo, Juzang thank you so fucking much for the man.
Rexy thank you so fucking much for that man.
Did you say anything in the donation message to Rexy?
He says woo! High as I'll go!
Juzay says,
Who dares challenge me for the biggest wiener in chat?
This is his highest I'm going though.
He says, Juzay thank you, Rexy thank you
UK what's the catch? We're gonna have to do some
crazy challenges, you know what I'm saying?
You feel me dudes?
Thank you so fucking much for supporting the channel like that guys.
Very very kind of you.
Keepin' the head warm bro. Biggest win in the chat.
I see-I see the effort your putting in in there. I see the conquerorships.
You know? It's gotta be at least two a day.
Much love, man. oh oh Did I hit you? No, right?
Nah nah, you didn't.
Why do I say no, right?
Like I'm trying to convince him. Trying to manipulate him into fucking...
Into saying no. What's your favorite cereal?
It's a tough one. There's a lot of really good ones.
I've not really been on
any...
I've been on
a honeycomb kick.
I like, uh...
Man, I like Froot Loops, I like Frosted Flakes
I like, uh...
Cinnamon Toast Crunch
Shit man, I like Cookie Crisp.
I can get down on a bowl of Lucky Charms, but not back- back to back all the time like that
couldn't be like my main cereal that's like a treat cereal because that's just
you know it's pretty high with sugar here
you're a Fruit Loop!
So are you. Two can play that game, two can...
Two can get- two candidates So, everything's a big problem when they go through these things.
I'm going to tell you the secret.
When you come up on corners where you want to turn your light off
guys, they will see a corner and you might not see their light at
the other end of that corridor. You understand? So they'll see your light
around in a corner but you won't see theirs way because you're too far away and not turned
it on. So if you turn your lights off...oh shit, that was nice. Um, if you turn your lights off... Shit.
If you turn your lights off as
you run in corners, you'll be more successful
at not getting spotted.
I don't know if you wanted to hear that info or not, but I gave it anyways.
Alright thank you. You're very welcome.
Have I already looted this? Am I stupid?
Did we backtrack? No. This is... no, right?
No.
Oh no! Hell yeah, look at this!
Booyah!
This is why we didn't use the fucking leather kits, because we can get replacements down here real easy.
Hopefully we'll find a place for you
we're going right right are we gonna ride or left all right left gotta go left uh Okay, there's our 380s. Nice.
A little Pizzan maybe? A little bison? Checking to turn the light off for the corner.
Get to the corner, you're back on so that you can look all the way down
and see what's there. If you're, like, down a corridor
like this, right? And you can't see all the...
Oh.
I'm just trying
to explain simple logic
to people.
You guys know what I'm talking about though, chat?
That's how we caught out a team yesterday
me and Nottie because
we're down a straight line
to where our light won't reach the corner, right?
But we can still see the corner, right when their light hits it.
They haven't turned it to see ours yet so we can flick ours off beforehand you know what i'm saying
and then they'll never know that we were there in the first place Light on, light off.
Is what I'm trying to say here yet?
Oh shit!
He doesn't know what server I'm in?
Typed it.
I typed it!
Yeah, I'm loading...
I think that's where I'm at but who cares if I'm not?
I'm not geared.
Alright alright.
I think that's where I'm at. Let me find out for sure though.
Because we have a little time. Not really.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, we're good, that's the one.
See if you can get in.
Oh mother fucker!
Hold on. You didn't make it? Huh.
I don't know, I fucking clicked the innocent server on Racerball.
You got this.
Worst case we just go play some some fucking New York after a little bit. I'll just hang with this guy for a little and then we'll go play New York.
We can get started there.
Dude our New York run was so good yesterday the route we were going on.
Both of them were good both of them.
Yeah, New York and this one.
I like Kevin's route.
Yeah, our other run was so good on Deadfall too!
Yeah, yeah.
I'm not making it by the way.
You're not?
No, not on this one.
Bro, who do i gotta talk to
somebody i dm somebody too and they didn't answer
um uh i'll be like 25 thank you when everybody's in.
If I miss it by a millisecond, right? And then it takes a bit to launch
and it says cannot connect,
I gotta shut the game down
Yeah that's my backside i didn't realize
that uh you were trying to connect i saw good we'll just go do near
i'm 100 down there all right fuck it I don't know them.
I don't know if this guy's making it back in either, to be honest with you, but my partner...
Yeah. Pfft!. Yeah. Yeah, Adlock. I feel it.
No Sum don't do it! Don't-don't...
Don't do what everyone else is doing.
You're supposed to be different, Summit!
I trusted you. You were supposed to bring balance to the force!. You inspired me to eat a bowl of cereal?
That's chat, man Damn dude, I wrote it
Yeah the server is hard to get in bro
You were supposed to destroy the Sith not join them!
That's what it is.
Yeah that's what it is.
That's what it is
i hate you man Man, I really missed those movies. Not miss them but like
Really liked when they were coming out
How epic it was and shit dude
First seeing the pod racing in theaters
Shit first seeing like the pod racing in theaters. Shit! It was dope as hell. The graphics back
then were fuckin' pristine. Disney Kill Star Wars
They got some decent stuff, but
they're definitely
not going
the route that Lucas would have gone, I imagine.
George Lucas.
But I'm pretty sure... I remember hearing about like George Lucas' next movies were supposed to kind of start dabbling into the midichlorian race that's responsible for it or something like that.
And introduce a whole new race of whatever...
Oh shit here we go!
Just come pre-packed for me uh i don't need the armor but i do need the gas mask
i need to make this a larger bag. That's why did I do that before I came down here? Why didn't I fucking do that before I came down here, chat?
That was... misplay. That's a fucking misplay.
There... knife down there,
compass down there and we can create some space
here
there actually Batman! That mask will probably...
This mask probably gets me all the way through
on being 100. No, I need a gas mask
because then I gotta need to fix up my new filters.
Okay, just give me a little bit to get my camera to a decent location.
Could just pick this up...
No, he never showed back up.
Think he might have- you know. He told me that he's played the New York server and shit too And he made it past exclusions all over, past WoW
Oh, you scared the shit out of me
Ooh, plate carry for you i didn't notice
my boy got back box grenade on this stone bro
you crazy hey i didn't know that.
Do you have a pox grenade?
I was just told by a couple people that
you can DM about Pryo by the way.
Really? Who?
Some names...
Uh, there's two people.
Cody and Netlogic.
Netlogic?
Yeah.
And Cody.
I see NetLogic,
Daisy Streamer creative lead behind GreenHell projects such as...
Well, I DMed Cody already, but he never answered me.
I could follow that logic and
see if it's possible
but I might just look like
a fucking idiot if he says no.
Hey
messing up to you, brother man.
I also can message him unless he follows me back so I follow him and see if he notices.
That shit pop-up on the phone.
That shit pop-up on that fucking sheet, you know?
Someone just followed you! Oh my god! That shit pop up on the phone. That shit pop up on that fucking shit, you know? Hey yeah?
Someone just followed you!
Oh my god!
That's a shoot!
You ready to rumble?
Which way is it?
I forgot.
We're going this way.
Going this way, are you sure? We came from the other way.
Okay, you're right.
So you walked into that room and I thought it was a random trying to say what's up to me
And I was like, what the fuck?
Ooh.
Yeah, I know, I know.
I'm sorry, bro. Other people do too, to be fair.
You have any 45 rounds?
I've just massively upgraded my loadout.
No you don't.
Badly damaged though. Lugia's a flying nutsack.
You know bullets don't matter on that.
You can have badly damaged builds.
Plus the box especially it's all good they actually come out their steam is fun dude i got an ump let me turn my light off while we do this
what we're is just consolidating or no it or not honestly the last message just me too If I get smacked out of there,
help stays.
I can go there now.
Alright dude.
I'm fucking... I'm deadly. I'm deadly now.
Fucking murder.
Yo switch me your defender for the exploit carrier.
Nah nah nah you keep the play though.
You prepared it. Nah nah you keep the play dude. Nah nah, you keep the play my man.
Move in. I'm going to turn it off for the corner. so I'm going to try and get him. Ah!
Question about the shit.
Yes... I thought that shit came on in. AAAAAAAAGH! Yes.
I'll push the thing on in...
This is the metal, right?
We use that gas mask to- a filter! Let's go with the mask!
You have one right?
I got one. You have a filter in your mask?
Got one.
We need to find some more filters, like
I just need a mask right and then
I'll be good
my jacket's in ruin
damn i actually have to fix my clothes
that's just so bad we've been fighting the zombies and I have to fix my clothes real fast, otherwise she's so dead.
We've been fighting the zombies and not paying attention to our shit that's why...
Let me go back on this.
Let me fix this shit real fast.
I don't have a few red tape here.
Light sir, it is a mask in my bag
but that is a combat
mask
And this cannot have filters replaced
This is a one and done mask, right?
In order for me to get through...
I think I can maybe do it
on one combat mask but it would be very, very risky.
And
basically zombies inside the passage drop filters to keep you kind of like,
You know trucking through it without dying of suffocation.
If I only went in with this I would not be able to utilize their filters
To continue forward right? I'd have to only go off of them. If I only went in with this, I would not be able to utilize their filters to continue
forward right out have to only go off of this. A full one lasts almost 15 minutes, I think.
Yeah, yeah, without a doubt, but it's just...
You're risking it when you don't need to, in my opinion.
Alright I'm coming out.
That filter being there is promising for us.
Oh this way.
Oh, another filter, bro.
Let's go two more filters bill this one sucks see how that one is
Good that's a good one. Okay, okay let me pop this charcoal tablet in mine real quick. You know charcoal tablets you can use them on gas masks to give them more oxygen. I don't know if you knew that.
Yeah, yeah.
He was just staring at me.
Hey dude! Honestly, if we get a mask,
we might be able to go to passage.
We might be good. Let's check out this train area.
I can kind of loot random shit in here.
Sometimes these will have gas masks too, back in this left corner.
Please have a mask for us!
Oh shit.
Might be something in the trains.
You okay?
Friend?
That's not my boy, is it? Dude. I was so confused why he wasn't shooting at me.
I could have fucking saved him.
I should've shot him huh?
I wasn't sure what just happened?
What did he shoot at?
He was looking right at me right? I wasn't sure. What just happened? What did he shoot at?
He was looking right at me, right?
Bro, I let my friend die.
I hesitated because I didn't understand!
I'm glad he died.
Did you die too?
No, I didn't die...
I'm sad my boy died. Let him die!
How did you let that happen though?
Oh, I should-
Cause I hesitated on shooting the guy
Wasn't sure what the fuck I just heard
You know? No bro What I just heard. I see, I see, I see.
No bro!
Remember yesterday when we went to that place?
That we thought like nobody would be at and shit.
Yeah?
People everywhere.
Really?
Yeah there's like a bunch of shots coming from that direction and shit.
Whoa. like a bunch of shots coming from that direction and shit
I feel really bad, I just fucked my teammate dude i just fucked my
teammates chat
oh they're standing man he'll understand
he's watching the stream he knows
i should have just shot him
No, I didn't actually shoot
I didn't shoot him
Did I?
Give me the clip
There's no way
I shot him
Give me the fucking clip there's no way i shot him he shot him when he was getting up
the only reason i didn't shoot the guy is because I was staring right at him.
He wasn't reacting to me, and I was like, is that my teammate?
What does he...
Did he accident...?
I was thinking maybe he accidentally desk popped or something.
And I was like what
smart brother's gotta cut you up.
You domed him bro! My last bullet hit him in the head really?
Bro so many things are happening in DayZ
That I'm just like, my skills are not accommodating
Like I'm too...
I'm a noob
like i should have shot that guy man i should have shot that guy I'm like really not stoked about this shot Can't believe the students was in here, bro.
Why you doing me like this man?
Why are you making me make these fucking weird ass decisions when I suck at them?
Yeah, I've been making poor decisions my last couple of lives.
Poor, poor, poor decisions in my last couple of lives. Poor, poor, poor decisions.
... so Sorry chat, I'm actually kind of annoying myself a little bit with that one. Cause' I'm just staring at the guy you know what i mean so i'm just fucking staring at him i
can't make a decision on whether i think i should shoot him or not
yeah i hate it i hate that hate that. I hate that a lot.
I hate that a lot.
Oh, I just didn't want to shoot my dude in the face by accident bro. I was looking for his fucking armband at the end too but he had already moved forward
to the other side when I realized he didn't have one.
Wait actually let me use the level killer that's where I dropped it. I froze.
I should know my dude's not gonna take shots like that, you know what I mean?
This is his cooking pot right here what the
fuck all right
i'm sorry brother if you're watching the stream i up dude i could have
saved your life i up and i could have saved you
i up when i could have saved you, really.
Nice... I don't think i need another filter. Honestly, I think combat mask one in one out is good enough. I don't think I need more than that so Motherfucker.
You son of a bitch.
You had to just be sitting in here, huh?
I'm taking this dude's Mosin...
...and you're gonna get it. Mosin. My brother's messaging me, I wonder if he's gonna say something about
me fucking up right there? Oh no, he's got a video.
Okay. Hold on Jim, give me a bit.
I'm going to take this just in- nah we don't need it
Lighter
Boom
Oh i need to get a better backpack like fucking stat bros.
Does this guy have a backpack? so No, dude. You should still be here man. so I just needed to not hesitate.
And just...
No, well, not even not hesitate, bro.
I just needed to
not stare at him
like a fucking idiot.
You know?
Not stare at him like a fucking dipshit is
what I needed to do there if that was my strategy, you know?
That's all I needed to do.
And then the guy not
reacting to me made it even
harder, right? The guy not even
fucking reacting to me and just staring at
the fucking body in front of me
really made it seem like he just made a mistake
in DeskLoft or something, and he was just sitting there
Oh I know! I know that
Phoenix. I plan on upgrading it I just didn't do it before, I know. I know that Phoenix. I plan on upgrading it and I just didn't do it before I forgot
Let's see if in this server
Bro the place we went to yesterday...
I just found two guns.
Two gas masks.
Two tactical backpacks.
Two plate carriers.
I didn't say it sucked.
That's how people were here.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. No, I don't think it's like that people were here yeah so i'm saying
no i don't think anybody was actually here they were just in the area
i just got so much shit I'm a 16 year old Mac for an M4 as well? God.
What other dumb shit do we need? Okay.
Well, can't say I didn't get a come-up off of this but...
Sucks. Batty.
I could just go to Passage now and it would be fine.
Just trying to think of something else I need here.
I'm sorry, brother.
I should've fucking saved you.
That guy's like random...
...just the way he reacted and not not like the way he didn't react just threw me off big time bro
just threw me off big time his lack of reaction.
That's fucking weird.
I want pouches for this plate eventually, man.
Alright, what's the plan now?
Do I need anything fixed?
Am I missing anything?
I don't think so.
I think I'm fine think so. Think I'm fine.
Nah, I'm not taking this mountain backpack. I'm gonna go get three sticks as soon as I get out of here to fix this.
You guys remember which way we turned into this place? I'm gonna go get three sticks as soon as I get out of here to fix this.
You guys remember which way we turned into this place?
Hey bro, sorry again man. I fucked up.
You should be alive right now. I fucked up you should be alive right now i fucked up so I'm gonna let the dogs outside as soon as I get into a hiding spot
outside to catch up. Run in the backyard real fast, go to the bathroom
a little bit.
Oh fucking hell bro! I am so sorry man. That should have been a fucking fatty come up for both of us not me.
Ugh! I'm fucking up dudes. My lack of skill and ability to think straight is affecting teammates. I'd rather do that.
Wait, he had 9s!
Oh bro,
I'm supposed to be picking up
9x19s because of my pistol.
I'm not gonna go back though but fuck it.
I gotta remember that I got to pick them nice.
The guy you first saw who didn't react was your boy. I think right chat? No.
Nope.
It wasn't, it was the bad guy.
I'm telling you, see, you guys being confused on it
just lets you know
in that split-second decision
I have to decide on whether my dude
just got shot in there by a guy
or he just accidentally whether my dude just got shot in there by a guy,
or he just accidentally desk popped and just crouched
in this corner trying to
fix it or something. I just didn't understand.
... Hello?
Yeah. Yo. Yup.
Must crank it, brother.
Mmm... you know.
Mmmmm... ok? Oh yeah. Hmmmm, okay. I just let my teammate die in full blood, brother.
I got him getting murdered right in front of me and I didn't react fast enough.
I mean they're probably happy you didn't shoot them so...
Probably a win there actually
have some fucking respect for the deck so Note to self, chat.
Really have to think about what my teammates look like
and keep it in my brain rather than just be
willy nilly about it now? I really gotta start remembering.
Like, it's kind of like
I've just got to be a better teammate.
Nah, I don't know if I shot him or not.
Either way he was pretty much gonna die there because I think the guy was putting bullets
into his back as he woke up so...
I think either way he was fucked.
Wanna go up there?
I dunno what's up there.
Let's go take a look down here.
I think either way he was fucked.
But, you know...
Doesn't change the fact that I could have saved him if I reacted to
the guy in the corner and just
shot him. If I just shoot that guy in his face,
my boy lives.
It's not that I didn't even need to instant react. I just couldn't decide if that was an enemy who just shot my boy...
But he was sneaking up on your dude and you watched him do it but you didn't know no he was in a train we were
looting and when my boy went into the train i heard suppressed shots go off then i was looking at
this guy in the corner my two thought processes that went through my brain were
that guy just either killed my teammate
in there or my teammate just like desk popped
and he's trying to fix it or something
because the guy wasn't reacting to me
I was staring right at him, my my lights on him he's staring at me
he didn't react to me so i thought like the is going on here he didn't point his gun
at me nothing you know what i mean yeah that. Except for me it happened on a set of stairs...
...and I jumped over him. Remember that?
Yeah, I do remember that you fuck.
I got killed for that.
Same thing! fuck i got killed for that same thing
i got kills for that shit you piece of
shit Oh, don't do it. Ooh! Close.
Fuck it, should I just go to incubation? Nah, I don't need shit.
I DO need shit, don't get me wrong, but...
... Maybe I shouldn't go
passage on this character right away.
Maybe I should fucking
create some problems first.
Let's go to the incubation.
Maybe we snipe up a little bit, see if we can catch someone off guard?
Not yet.
He is in New York City, chillin'? Yeah I'm in New York, sure.
Yeah I'm in New York.
Wait you're in New York?
Yeah!
Stick for backpack. I thought you were like uh... back at the end of the new york
but you like uh...
philadelphia jersey or something
now all because i was actually bad jersey iranian I'll tell you that shit about Jersey. I am Rami You Don't fucking do it.
Don't you fucking do it.
How are you liking DayZ, Naughty?
Um... I've been enjoying that. It's just a lot of dumb fucking shit and
Fucking different about another game is good
Not the game as good my time on the game is good. My time on the game is good.
Yeah, don't give these guys credit, they're fat.
I don't know where the fuck I am right now dude. credit to fuck.
I don't know where the fuck I am right now, dude.
There's a bear over there so I can't go over there.
I think that bear is next to 8th edition.
Okay. bears next to a nice day there is now
maybe now I don't know they're being bears in this game yeah bears have been
in the game fuck you up too.
Maybe I just didn't live long enough to see one, but that dot is starvation from being alive for five minutes.
That sounds like a monster.
Because I couldn't make a fishing line and build a fire in time.
Yeah, that's
partially skill issue.
And they lower the food spawn so you find like one can of dog food in every neighborhood
that's a fucking neighborhood huh?
fuck it dude I haven't gone, I don't even think i've ever been there Fuck it, dude.
I don't even think I've ever gone solo
through Passage Chat
and successfully did it, right?
I'm doing it.
I was like sitting here thinking maybe maybe i don't want to.
I'm gonna give you guys a little bit of brightness here okay?
It's getting dark. so Well, you wanna know how my tournament went?
Yeah. How'd it go?
None of the people showed up to start it
No wayyyy
What fucking tournament was it? Pokemon Tragicard.
No one, not enough people
showed up to a Pokemon tournament? Must have been
bad advertisement huh?
Yeah. It was the first one that
ever happened, so.
Uh...okay.
How many people were supposed to show up?
I can't really- They wanted at least eight.
How many people showed up?
Me and another other dude.
Damn, that's scary.
What the fuck?!
They weren't really about
that Pokemon shit, bro.
Yeah, dude, imagine right with this big ass like
Case full of nothing but like Pokemon binders rolling into a card store for nothing about magic players
No way!
All of them cringing at me, dude.
Yeah, they're all looking at you like, what the fuck, dude?
I don't know who this guy is.
And this dude's like,
dude, you got a mullet and you're playing Magic.
Why are you cringing at me?
You know, bro...
Welcome to the card game gatekeeping.
Gotta love that shit.
Not like gatekeeping but Gotta love that shit. Not like gate keeping, but like
ming-mugging. Yeah you know what I mean
yeah
I remember when
um...I remember
the first Star Wars Episode 1 Star Wars card game came out.
These other guys who were playing
the old school
Star Wars card games
fucking didn't like it
and thought it was shit
and just
we're all about the old one yeah I mean listen
not all magic players but 90% of magic players you can look at them and tell that they play
magic you know what I mean?
Yeah.
Not all of em', but there's a big...
A big amount.
My bird deck would fuck you up in Magic.
I never played it.
You didn't play Magic?
Mm-mm.
That's okay.
People really,
really love it.
Um...
I get a little intimidated
by the sheer size
of a game like that.
You know what I mean?
But I used to go play in tournaments as a kid
Like I'd go into the card store and all the kids played Pokemon
And all the older kids
The 19 year olds and 20 year olds. They all played Magic.
Interesting. You know my little brother Niko? You know Niko.
Um... Stutterwok for those of you guys that don't know him by his
real name.
He, uh... he's really into Yu-Gi-Oh!
He's a Yu-Gi-Oh guy.
He's been into Yu-Gi-Oh ever since
he was a kid. There's always different formats and shit
in tournaments and stuff.
Pretty cool. Yeah, Yu-Gi-Oh is like the
in between right?
Yu-gi-oh is apparently pretty
fucking complicated. Dude people beat each other
in one tournament game. It's uh... yeah it gets wild.
Cause even like in Pokemon matches dude when I play people online
Like after they spend their turn for 15 minutes and they've done 300 different things
I'm like bro you're doing too much!
And they do all this shit and my neck's simple
just one shot some of them it's like
ugh... You did all that stuff
I don't know
Just lose Motherfuckers because they're trying to like build for different scenarios and have an all-around deck and all that shit, right?
Yeah, just cuz they didn't bill for your doofus ass deck?
What am I hearing?
You've been keeping up with the Stanley Cup finals?
Crazy to think the Panthers are on the verge of choking a 3-0 lead in the series.
Yoda for chat this bush i think hey chat i am feeling generous if you want to stop whisper meGi-Oh! cards got expensive.
I just know that Yu-Gi-Oh cards, like when he would...
I would read some of the cards bro. Very very long ass descriptions
Of these fucking cards. Yeah so it's like learning them would be a nightmare
Yo thank you for the donuts guys.
Let me reread this real fast.
Tyler.
Yeah, you've been keeping up with us.
I'm trying to say harshness.
Thank you, Tyler.
You freaking doofus.
I appreciate you brother.
I haven't been watching that channel.
Be generous if you want to sub wish for me or tag me in the chat. Thanks brother man.
I appreciate you sir. And also
Rexy thanks for the donations today man
You have a good night. Thank you so much
for the film support brother. Your name's gonna be here for the fucking support, brother. Appreciate you, man.
Your name's going to be here
for the rest of the day, I'm pretty sure
as soon as it takes over Tuesday.
She took it over.
And Rexy, thank you so fucking much, bro.
Appreciate you, sir.
Goddamn! Both of you guys, thank you. damn both you guys
thank you both you guys thank you
haven't got no Olympics and you don't
need to do that sort of stuff is still
doing so
nearly four years ago he said she was
here I was not a part of your dollars
on 24-hour channel each heavy city olympics disaster i'm taking boys I was not making $100,000 on the channel.
I had to see the Olympics because I was a trout.
Bro, it's been four years!
You were like five McDonalds all the time.
It's been like ten fucking years, asshole.
I spent it on chicken and rice, I swear.
I fucking swear.
Anyway, did you see that US runner in the Olympics?
He carries the blue eyes white dragon card
in his running suit or whatever.
Oh does he?
For every match, yeah.
That's how he flexes on them dude.
Doesn't Logan Paul have some crazy Pokemon
card too that he has that he like wears for WWE doesn't he?
Yeah first edition Charizard. Shadowless.
PSA 10
Listen...
PSA 10? I heard that it was a PSA 9 card until he got it and sent it in then it was a PSA 10
Which is probably true. it's probably true.
PSA is sketchy.
I've taken a PSA card
that was a grade 6
and broken the slab Oh, so a BTS 10? I don't know
I'll be honest guys, I don't really know
like the credential differences between the two
or if one is more hardcore or another
BTS is definitely more authentic
than PSA.
They have more credibility, but PSA is more popular.
Shit's in here... Oh, fuck. I think I need him. I got a submission since the PSA right now.
Hopefully it comes back to you.
Hey, at Summit thank you for keeping my mood up
the last two years.
A lot of family passed away and your streams help a lot.
Also, don't forget the doggo's smile. Oh yeah, you're a god.
I'll be fast, I can make make it work. Why you exiting? Nothing. so so so so wait so so so so so so so He's got a teenage rat. uh so so so What? He broke my leg.
I clicked?
Wait, did I not have a bullet?
I'm confused there.
What just happened?
Did I have a load of them in the next shot? I'm confused there. What just happened?
Did I have a bullet unloaded into the next shot?
I didn't, did I?
Bro hits my leg right there?
Hit my leg? Bro, I thought that ump would fucking do a little bit more to that ghillie guy too.
I thought I got a little pepper on him there.
Didn't even fucking affect him.
Fuck, dude.
I just fucking suck at this game.
Bro, I thought I hit the motion shot
on the ghillie guy. I didn't hit the motion shot on the ghillie guy.
Did it hit the motion shot there?
What?!
Why don't we hit that?
I didn't see that good in the motion shot. Oh, I don't know man. so so so so... so Thank you. so so so. so so so so so so so Thank you.................... Like maybe just like...
It was not purpose.
Man, they're pretty uh...
They got themselves brains don't they?
Yo I need to know a deathmatch server chat.
That's cool though that's a little-
That's nice of a fact.
Yeah and then another one is um you know muck
you don't have like the big old thing at goop now spell him back
and then Trace. Um,
Mole Trace.
Don't just repeat change-
you don't just
repeat,
you change positions brother man there's
two positions in that room there wasn't
there wasn't a lot of positions to peek
from right there you know what i'm
saying i needed to get into the fight
i think i need to have more balls
to peak to be honest with you and not
to mention i'm pretty sure
I swear I headshotted the Gilly guy!
I swear!
He didn't even look like he got hit by the Moser.
It's true that what Eakins falls into
Arbuck is Cobra backwards.
The comm I don't see a server for...
the com?
Oh, I guess there's a dust space calm turn rs deathmatch priority queue available of a com nobody playing them uh is there different ones that's more popular B++ isn't a server anymore I thought. Is that still a thing?
I thought they were done.
Hey Jared.
Yeah?
You know Rhydon?
Blackout.
PGA...
Deathmatch? Nah, not pulling up.
Still looking forward to Deathmatch.
Nothing pulls up for the word... Yeah it does, yeah it does uh let's see
not death math nothing pulls up for death math
uh pgz vanilla chrenaris Deathmatch, baby!
I'm gonna favorite that.
I'm gonna go to a deathmatch server
because I just lost the fight.
I'm pissed.
I'm going to deathmatch for a little bit and then I'm going to go to a deathmatch server because I just lost the fight. I'm pissed.
I'm going to deathmatch
for a little bit
and then
I'm going
to New York
after,
okay?
I mean,
New York
is basically
deathmatched
right now.
Go ahead,
man.
I want
to spawn
with the
gun
and shoot
at people.
I mean,
that's all
New York is deathmatch but uh i I'm talking about.
Hey, Jared.
Yes, sir?
You know who Atkinson balls into?
Cobra backwards up.
Yeah. That one's the same way
Very cool and then you'll knock smell that one backwards
Shut up. Yep, big pelican dude Damn, I don't know how to lead that shot at all.
Why does it take so long to respawn?
Guess they don't want it to be super
super fast
at that distance right now. It's crazy science. I gotta like learn how to peek and fight anyway, so i'm just gonna be peaking a shitload here
I'm sure you'll be peaking a shitload here i'm just gonna be peaking a shit load here
i need to learn basically that i've been lacking in pvp maybe
i do this every day until i get a little bit better at it I think I got shot from somewhere else.
Is it going to respawn me automatically, or do I always have to hit...
Okay.
I think it's just,
I think it just doesn't want you
to respawn in like immediately.
I think it wants to like
have a period of time
between fights.
Oh bro, I'm never going to be able to AK from that far.
I can see that.
There are certain distances, I just don't think I'm going to be capable of doing shit. so so oh Oh chill bro I didn't want to fucking kill you that badly and you shit on me.
The player that replaced the've got a couple shots
here to put him down
starting lineup for
the Braves
Jared Kilnick
was
I do know
that crosshair
really helps
but I don't think
that's my problem
what say again
found out today
that the guy on
the Braves
that replaced
Hakuna for
the starting
lineup was
Hutchins'
roommate.
No shit.
Replaced who?
Ronald Hakuna We got injured and shit.
Oh, I see. Pretty cool, pretty cool.
No he's not. He's still there.
That's all we're gonna say. what's going on
not there
you guys are gods.
This just goes to show you I need to practice more.
This is my first
FPS game, guys. Okay? I i'm mouse and keyboard so please understand right This is more reloading than you actually playing. oh Got him. I don't know if i should zoom in or not.
Admittedly, the valve's kind of weak i gotta hit more shots with that thing
she think i should hold control i think i should hold control like almost every single fight unless
it's stupid close right the only way i don't hold control is if they're stupid close all right
i need to really... No no my friend.
I like this server. It's cool.
A lot of fun.
She's gonna help me a lot, I think in the actual game.
That guy is cheating! bro it's not until i got into the server i realized how bad i am
you gotta practice a lot guys okay that's every game i play I feel it yeah when you're playing against
people who actively played Daisy death if you can't beat them we beaten play
the game after Not for people who play Deathmatch.
If you look at any of their Steam profiles and see how long they've been on it,
minimum each one of them five six hours today
all i hear is excuses
what are you talking about i'm not making this for myself here. Why are you?
Nutty, he's always been a citizen. He was going up against
guys who played that game for years and nowhere else
in the world did he play better than me. No world's I suck though, did you see how bad that was?
He's got a fucking LAR! Oh, it fucking jammed. so You're still alive? What?
You're still alive?
... I'm going off now
Don't fuck with me
Now, I got a war
Uh, I'm feeling I was told to tell you to get on a better deathmatch server, and I let you choose your
loadouts and shit. Well maybe maybe I want to play with different guns.
But listen,
I'm going to try and play on a different couple of
different ones. Don't disrespect
the one plane here, man!
What? I didn't disrespect that and
i don't even say anything they said they love you
do their favorite streamer that's half and a half now look at you bro
now look at you bro, now look at you. You're just a fucking hater. They didn't say nothing about me!
They didn't even say shit about me.
Hear me out dude I was sitting here watching YouTube
I tabbed back into Summit Stream this dude's in the DM server
looting people.
Listen, the guy had a LARP, bro. The guy had a LARP.
It's different.
You can- listen, you can play as fast or slow as you want on these things.
That's what makes them so great.
If I wanna play like a survival player in this fucking server, I'm alive.
Yeah?
Yeah, you can't...
Yeah, go ahead, big dog.
Nobody stopping him.
Nope. Yeah, go ahead big dog. Nobody stopping him.
Helping me get used to some of those sights too.
These guys have a lot the wilderness scurvy.
Man, what a fuck is going down in this light?
I'm dead.
That guy was stream snapping, though.
Dude, I hate it when people do deathmatch and they're actually
camping with a sniper.
Why are you here? You've right what is deathmatch so we
can practice shooting sniper shots and moving targets it's like complaining about everything
it's like complaining about an offer practicing the practicing the AWP in a deathmatch.
No, it's not!
Yeah, that's the same thing!
How is that not the same?
If this guy's drone camping with a fucking sniper on a daisy,
Deathmatch servers aren't the same as going to CSGO
running around
with your AWP
fucking slapping people.
Nah,
because you can sit in a corner
with an AWP
and a deathmatch
just to practice.
What are you talking about?
That is good practice
in DayZ
because what
are you gonna be doing? I'm just hearing
defender status. What are you going to be doing with
the sniper in Daisy? Are you going to be running
in no scope, motherfuckers? Or are you going to be sitting in a tree scope?
Actually, yeah! I'm gonna be running in no scope.
Then practice that if you want to bitch!
Maybe that guy hits it! There's three people yesterday I know stuff they're been doing.
That guy doesn't play like that motherfucker, so why are you complaining?
I'm not complaining, I'm saying he'll be i did this Why is everybody calling you Buddha, Nadi?
Why?
Because they claim that I sound like Buddha, bro?
Do I sound like Buddha?
And be honest. Be real. Be real.
No, I've known Buddha way too long.
Exactly. Thank you so much.
Definitely tell the difference.
But I still think it's funny that you get mad about it though.
It's just weird like
how compared to somebody I don't even see.
They sound like Kako, they sound like Curtis.
You do kind of sound like Curtis. Okay, that's good.
Different guy over there. I think it's him.
Shit! Oh man, running against him. That bullet kinda flies slow on that gun. think just like the 762 bullet doesn't really
fly far very fast the velocity is kind of low I'm gonna try to get a bridge in the chat. do not so Oh, that up gun thing sucks.
I hate it in this game.
It doesn't happen
to me on
Sons of the Sun.
Are you gonna play
the A-bomb
still?
Not even really Are you gonna play the You've been really aggressive lately
You good man?
The fuck I've been aggressive lately
So you even responding with aggression
that's not aggression it's the way i talk
you changed no i've always i was i've always been like this Money's changed you, bro.
Money's changing me?
Bitch, I'm broke
what money I just can't stretch today. I'm going to try and add a little more. Shit.
Well, you would have to Shit.
Well, you would have more money if you didn't live in New York.
Factual statement? That is the first factual statement that you've said, Jed?
You live in an actual safe.
What? Your front door, your house is a safe. He has so many security mechanisms just to get in.
Okay yeah I do amble.. so what the What the? Oh shit.
Oh, sure was lying in it.
Huh. Oh, is this thing really that slow to bullet?
I don't think it's that nice though.
What the fuck, dude? These bullets are flying at
the speed of...
you know, speed.
You're telling me this whole entire
time that wasn't Buddha talking?
Bro he's lying! guy is not you did
not believe I was Buddha bro nobody that has called them actually they're just
saying it, bro.
These guys keep saying I'm Buddha, bro. Fucking ridiculous.
Fucking propaganda campaign. the campaign
all shut up
it is a big
setting for
only three more things and i think I see. All extreme... One thing.
You know, that-
Hey motherfucker!
Good thing.
I don't even know how to talk like his character bro what do you mean? Oh, I wanted to just finish the...
Right?
And as I'm doing that so so so so Y'all see that streamer that beat Elden Ring with her brain?
It's like a hedgehog.
Eye tracker movement or something. She just saying like her head like
Roll roll and like it rolls are like well, I don't know.
I'm not a neurologist. so I'm going to go back. Some people say it's big, some people say it's real. so Thanks for watching! you Let me in, man.
No, I can't beat that shit with a controller or keyboard. Fuck that. Hard.
Oh my god so so so so so so so so Are you a motherfucker? I'm gonna send time a little more.
Why am I missing shots rather than just taking the time to hit the shot
now Fuckin' hell. Who's the only guy who's been here? He hasn't though, he hasn't been like 110 years.
Oh shit! I love that illuminated thing on the top right. Hands up, motherfucker!
I don't wanna talk about it. I'm working on it, working on it.
Almost lost! Nah, I was just playing with him for a little too long.
That's all. This guy has an armor. Where'd you get that?
Oh, shit. Where are we? Let's get that! This guy was looting. so so I'm not sure. 2D.
I didn't realize I was bleeding all over.
Why is it black and white?
Why's this drink purple?
Alright, well, that sucks.
Oh shit! That's a fuckin'...
...alarme. BOOM Alarm. What? I thought maybe it was the guy close, but I don't know if that guy was shooting at me up top.
Yeah, the VSD sounds cool. so so so Sniper big time?
This guy's got a gonna play carry bro so huh Oh, fuck.
Fuck. That's a piano building. so Or... four okay fun
coming along you kind of play your life in these things I'm going to be rid of the new practice armor. I was gonna re-grid them back this time.
It's good that we're doing this, it's good that we're doing this. The ferris wheel is hard but... um I just gotta aim a little bit more, hit my shots a little more precise.
I think I'll be fine. I'm just getting on the trigger a little more precise i think i'll be fine
i'm just like getting on the trigger a little too quickly not bursting you oh Alright, so... Bro, what? You shot way after I killed you.
Way after!
I gotta go upstairs real quick to help Caroline cut the pizza a little faster. This is a realistic gun that I would use though. Oh, I'm here. so so
late care about to cut him up? No! Have a knife?
Nevermind
I wanted this hog, man!
Hop to him. so so I'm trying to rip on me.
You doofus! Fuck! so so so so so so so so so so It's so hard to shoot with this, I'm not gonna lie. That's a bad guy. Mm-hmm.
Lar, where's your lar? Someone took it from you.
Someone took it didn't they and stuck...
...for her birthday king shepherd and she has no idea would you like to name it
no heck no.
I'm not responsible. Let her name it.
No, no. I'm good.
I appreciate you.
Huge dub for the lady man.
Good shit, brother.
Good shit, brother.
Hell no! Respectful. Good shit, brother. What the hell? No!
Respect for them.
God damn it.
That guy's cheating.
Didn't even see him huge dub is a weird name
you know
it's okay though people will respect them HugeDub is a weird name, you know?
It's okay though. People will respect him. so Where is this guy?
Uh, are you still at the end of it?
Hello?! The sound effects in this game are so... Are you still the ending?
The sound effects in this game are so
Sorry, I'm still DMing. I'm gonna be asking them.
Alright well,
I went in,
got a punch card.
I'm big chilling. All right. Thank you for watching! so so..
.
.
.
.
.. so so so. so so so so so so so so. so so so so so so so so so That's fair, I've been probing her asking if she was a good friend of mine.
Does the name come from your English language? so so so Sorry, Chad. I'm muted but let me eat this pizza or fast I wasn't much to say that
we're trying to get back there you guys ready play the actual did you um i feel like i learned nothing
except i need to uh use my control button more to zoom in a bit. Hmm. Chair did live longer than me.
Oh yeah, Appreciate it bud, rats on the doggo. Hope you guys enjoy it. so so Holy, hard to shoot this thing. so Damn.
I gotta freaking leave that ak
i don't like the straight up silence after you die i don't like that. so How the heck did I know I was rolling around the corner?. so so so oh so uh so I lost track of which direction he went. You go left!
That was stupid, man.
I kind of looked over at my second monitor while i was doing that chat huh
that's all huh that's all it was I'm not sure. Nottingham, want to know something? What's up big dog?
You know we can use that one program
get a little crosshair bro
A tiny dot
You draw it with a marker.
No, I just use my monitor for the dot.
Do you actually right now?
Not because they have one but I do it monotony.
Fuckin' bugger, man!
My mount has a red fuckin dot on it.
Yeah, exactly. I think I wasn't using it though, and I was still hitting the ground. I occasionally just hit that shit and put that shit off.
You realize how off-center the game's cloth areas. Cut! what you
I'm about to do this punch card shit summit and yeah I'm told I need a headlight and ammo. I have three bullets and no light, so...
That's what we get man.
That was fucking good.
I'll be right back in a sec.
That's my last moment.
I mean, I'm probably gonna die here if i need a lot of ammo so
i want to change my character I like this guy. so There's 20 of these? so
it's low g is bad Piece of OG's, man.
We'll roll with this dude. so
what do you think?
Save that motherfucker. Alright! Now we'll bring this guy to the next server with us...
New York, I think?
Maybe? Possibly?
Yo Summit, you know the guy that you let die and deadfall yeah he just found me go summit
summit don't kill me I said did you just
call me summit and I said he, not he's at you.
I say, yep. He said, Summit's about to be here.
Oh, wow.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's here.
He's waiting for your bitch ass.
Tell him I said sorry without not changing them, man.
I felt so bad about it. Thank you. so so so he thinks you're on the server right now I'm a Q1.
I'm a Q2. so What's his character? What's the name, by the way?
So we know it's actually him. so
his name is nate appreciate the thank you another right guy nate. so um i'm just gonna so I need you to do so so so so... Oh, that...
Okay. So this guy...
Let me answer this question earlier.
Veteran play.
I didn't read the second part of that which said uh
if we adopt another dog what name might you like does the name scar from lion king have any approval? Yeah, fuck yeah, bro.
I'm with Scar. Scar's
cool.
Veteran play... I'm so sorry, by the way
for not
answering that question basically i thought
uh yeah i don't know what i thought i appreciate you brother
apologize for not answering hopefully you're still here but yeah um
scar's cool name. This guy said, asking someone to name your dog is crazy.
And then he said get a job.
How do those two things go hand in hand? You know, just hanging around.
Yeah, Scar sounds cool.
I'm with it.
Just make sure the dog doesn't find out
that it's named after a cat.
True!
You're right on that there's a cat. What you should do is name the... You should name him something that YOU know
but SHE doesn't know like you name him
like piccolo or something like that she's never seen dragon balls in her
life and you're just like piccolo is a cool ass name i read it
somewhere
this guy's like geared bro
she could probably come to us and just get fully kidded
you tell him i don't need them man all right
i don't need nobody, not you either.
What the fuck?
All I have to do is prone in the grass and eat
fuckin' you know what this is a
survival game. I'll just get enough food,
prone to some random fucking grass forever
and eat
and just survive longer than you, bro.
Okay,
ain't worth the fun in that though.
You're just sitting in fucking grass
staring at the ground.
I'm doing better than you basically, that's where the fun is.
I just found a mark too on the first building I walked into so it's gonna be a good day.
I'm Brooklyn South.
Shotgun shells.
Just a shotgun! shells.
Mr. Shock.
Now that I've deathmatched,
I'm better than everyone who plays this game normally.
Now that I've seen the pinnacle of gameplay, the Daisy has to offer.
I now destroy everyone.
Hello?
What's going on motherfucker?
Yeah yeah yeah yeah, yeah.
Apperton, shut up, man.
Huh?
Yo, what the heck, bro?
You still have your fucking apple, huh?
You still have your fucking apple?
No, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Get me a fucking apple right now!
Okay, okay, I will, I will, I will, I will, I will, I will. Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God. Right there, right will, I will. Right there right there.
Good trade good trade!
You want me to let you out?
No fuck no man.
I screw you then bro. Fuck you man, fuck you.
I'll eat your apple and I love it.
Yo chill chill.
Chill, okay?
Go hang out with Smokey.
Go hang out with Smokey.
Don't be a needy dog right now.
Okay? Little shit. A little shit?
You little shit?
Just trying to get my attention.
You know you're just here for the food, once the
food's gone, you're outie.
You gotta commit yourself a little bit more. You go to a family get-together...
...family gathering, you don't just get to show up and eat the turkey
and leave! Well...
You gotta talk to people too sometimes. That's what I'm trying to say.
Everyone is like, I do. That's what I do!
Something tells me he died of natural causes, brother.
Something tells me
you didn't.
But, whoever cut you up sucks. Didn't even take your guts.
Dogs don't talk man! You gotta talk to your dog though, brother.
They gotta know that you're talking to them.
Think about being a dog, bro.
You ever thought about what it's like
to be a fucking dog?
We pretty much get attention as much as we want, as humans.
You know what I'm saying? For the most part.
Dogs have to sit around and wait for your goofy ass
to wanna give it attention, right? Him or her.
Oh you motherfuckers! want to give it attention right him or her
motherfuckers wanna die you wanna fucking die did he tell you i wasn't fucking armed i will fucking kill you bitch
y'all want my apple back bro!
Give me my apple back!
I already fuckin' ate the apple!
I ate the fuckin' apple man!
Listen, back up man, back up!
I got fuckin' cuffs!
Give me the apple!
Give me the apple!
I'll fuckin cuff you! Give me the apple bro! I'll fucking cuff you!
I will fucking cuff you!
That says you're going to jail, bitch.
Get the fuck over here.
I'm taking you in.
I'm taking you the fuck in.
The trash bag on your back. I don't want to be tied up, bro. I'm taking you the fuck in! Get your ass back on your back!
I don't wanna be tied up bro!
I don't want to be tied up!
Give me more apples?
They're caves and caves dude.
Give us your apples!
Bro, where are they at?
The fucking apples man!
Me?!
Oh shit he's out one time!
Give us your fuckin' apples man! What? man Chadwick? I thought we were fucking... Yeah, you fucked up. That's me barking at you out of sheer fuckin' power and...
Intimidation! Listen, listen to him dude. Dude, listen, listen, what's your name bro? What's your name?
Oh I'm Jimbo Man 9. Don't make me bark at you again motherfucker!
Come on Allie! You're fucking with us here!
You don't exactly have an intimidating bark!
What did she say motherfucker?! You don't exactly have an intimidating bark What is your name Jimbo man, man
So Jimbo man You said what? Repeat yourself.
Jimbo man, man.
Did you like speaking speak...
No motherfucker!
Jimbo man, man!
Alright, Jimbo.
Jimbo Man.
Jimbo Man, okay.
Nice to meet you.
Yeah, man...
You wanna bring a Jimbo Man up in here bro?
Yeah, man...
You guys want to team up for a little while?
Just for a little while.
Hello?
Where, where?
How the fuck did you get in this thing?... You're fucking with me? I was trying to think of something along
With that. It's a male dog
If you got any ideas
You fucking crack man
Yo, yo, he's in here!
Hello?
Yo, give us your apple bro!
Yo, give us your fucking apple right now, bitch!
I don't need your apple man!
You already ate it though! Oh, bitch! You must have fucking eaten it.
You already ate it?
You son of a bitch!
I got some rice. Pleasure doing a good trade with you sir.
Yeah man.
Oh my god. It is very good man, he's very good man.
Give me my right back!
Yeah man! That's weird. I said...
Yeah, man! Holy shit!
What the hell?
Did he say your name?
I swear to God he said Jimbo bro.
Nah man, fuck this guy
Yeah, fuck this guy
Chop this guy up bro
What kind of sick fucks are you chomping on man?
You wanna taste or what?
You guys gonna fucking eat them man?
Yeah, you want to eat with us, Jimbo?
You're looking like a freaking psychopath, dude. Your hands are all bloody, dude.
Yeah you look fucking crazy, man. Except your fucking eyes!
I need a rigging gun bro.
Oh I ate the whole thing.
I'm just...waffle. I ate the whole thing.
Dude, what the hell? Put your fucking hands up!
I don't know.
Yeah Gemboy you need some friggin bullet for your mark 2?
Yeah man.
Here bro, take these like a pretty mug.
And now you can turn that thing.
Okay man! Hell yeah!
Yeah bruh.
Hey, bird! Hey man!
Stop, Ellie.
Alright let's go, man.
We need fucking gloves on.
Where we going? What's the plan?
I don't know dude, this is my first time playing this map.
This game?
No, no, no. Okay, Matt, Matt, Matt.
Okay okay I'm like what?
I know he's gonna kill you right there!
How did you go?
You need a camera?
I think.
Get some of the stuff!
Take his stuff!
These motherfuckers.
These sons of bitches.
Damn... They got me. Damn.
They got me.
They got me.
Alright, let's move on.
Let's see if we get a better spawn here.
Yeah, we got a little bit better of a spawn we can work with.
That was pretty fun though. Apple?
Freak of the fucking devil!
I'll take that too...
This is an F-11 job, the weapon was on the ground.
F11 job, someone didn't like this spawn.
I don't like this spawn.
Need lifeguard if we want to.
You wanna go? Well, I'm gonna let you out of here okay? We want to.
You wanna go home? I'm gonna let you out of here, okay?
You are a big giant butthole though
and I want you to know that
Chewie likes hanging out
Why does Chewie like hanging out
but not you.
You don't want shitty? Let's go.
Go.. so
yo you still alive man?. so Chair holding it down. Living longer than I ever could!
Alright!
This is the life.
I let those guys kill me, by the way way because i felt bad for them.
Oh you feel bad? Yeah...
We just posted a clip in my chat and uh
The thumbnail is you squaring up with
A guy, and the title says give me my rice back
So it doesn't seem like you let him kill you
well that guy got beat up by all three of us okay that dude ran back into the store and said
give me my rice pack and And we all instantly started punching
the fuck out of him, bro.
There's never been a beatdown like it.
But then the other two guys betrayed me.
I don't know how much they're friends, by the way.
There's never been a beat down worse than that one what friends
guy nate and his friend who the is nate's friend i don't know nate's friend
well nate is here with his friend.
He telling the fuck off for a three man not a four man?
Okay so once I link up with you
You doing the deed of executing one of them
Execution fucking order execute fucking 67 might be even watching you might even be watching your shit right now
So he might have heard me say that they might execute me on the spot right now
Just like a new take me out the fucking equation. I hope they fucking do.
Yeah, where you at? You just spawned again?
Just spawned again.
I'm feeling that I am in a better position than I've ever been in though.
Oh really? Feeling strong. Feeling confident. a better position i've ever been in though so oh really feeling strong feeling confident
yeah what's up man
all right all right you got it man six beers down.
It's all good.
This guy is drunk.
Yeah?
Okay, so I have six beers down.
I'm following you wherever you go.
That's funny.
That's how you be a teammate
right there, just no questions
asked, don't know any of but he just tells you straight up...
Listen bro, I'm following you around.
I don't give a fuck where you go.
I'm just on you.
That's some true fun right there.
Ooh, zombies dead!
Dead zombies...
Hey what's up beach?
Get your back off me. Hey, what's up beach? Chill out lady.
It's fine, you'll wake up soon.
Just a little bit bruised and chained outside.
I think I wanna go more this way.
Should I loot over there actually? Just a police car, fuck it let's go to the police car.
Fuck or something. I'll just use my fucking ESP
hacks to see that there's a uh scorpion suppressed five bolts in the mag on top of this
uh police car why'd you go all fours and We're about to be at Chinatown.
Chinatown...
Yeah, I'll be there.
Uh...
I'll be there.
Alright, sounds, man.
Oh look at that though!
Look at that little hummer.
Little Humvee.
Oh yeah! Oh look at that though, look at that little hummer.
Little Humvee.
Okay not bad on the cereal.
Not helping my water very much here, but...
Okay.
Everybody already got to this shit. Get the booty hack off.
Ready-to-be camouflage! Oh, ready to be camouflage.
That helps. You never see filters in this motherfucker.
Okay, we're kind of on like the outirts of this area, trying to see what's out here.
It's just cars bro, it's all loot.
I don't know if there is loot...
Have you guys checked the apartment buildings on this map?
See if they are looted?
Probably not.
Apartment buildings...
Shitty ones?
Yeah.
The ones like in Vorkuta.
I've checked them before and they're literally exactly like work. Oh, don't let something change
They do spawn stuff then
Yeah on the roofs more often sure how sure you bet sure are you bro? I don't want to go up there for no fucking reason man.
Well check one if there's nothing in the entire building then...
When i was there I got nothing besides a soda can.
What little small sketch?
Ooh, bison mag
64 or 63 bullets in it.
I had a pristine
bison earlier
could have gave it to you.
Okay. earlier could have gave it to you. I kinda had that in my hands,
I didn't swatch it yet. You got a pristine
visor? No you didn't. I had one yeah.
Well get it, look back! Where'd you drop it?
Uh... We're gonna sh-
Oh!
OH SHIT!
Oh we got beefed in huh?
Oh you wanna shoot from okay bitch bitch bitch you find them bitch yeah i'm fine Bitch. Bitch.
Yeah, I'm fine.
Bitch.
Bitch.
You okay man?
That guy shot us from fucking the opposite side of the map.
So who you saying bitch to?
The guy across the fucking map.
He's across the map, he wouldn't be able to hear you. Alright, next!
Well I just shot on my...
Oh, I got it at that place where we were at with Kevin yesterday?
20 tiers.
Oh, okay.
I'm glad you- wait what?
What did he answer? Holy fucking raccoon, brother!
He's got the living shit out of me.
You wanna fuckin' die, racoon bitch? Huh?
You fuckin' ass right?
Oh fuck. This is a really good spot, like this. I'm surfing. I thought my own
with the plane
must have a list What's going on? That was a terrible voice.
Not too much...
What animal is it?
A raccoon man!
The bandit turned down. Hmm, the bandits are in town huh?
Yeah they're just beating around. Can't trust that guy on the other side. okay I'm gonna have to use here. Just hang a gander real quick. These usually don't have loot at all on other maps.
So for Naughty to say it's just got the usual is kinda. I'm skeptical.
Holy dude! I'm no longer skeptical. How do you write?
Was all right I was like man naughty says stuff spawns up here just like what's it called does but I'm
Skeptical because it doesn't do it on other maps.
I go up there, first thing I find is a CZ with 20 bullets.
I'm gonna semi this chat. You say hello!
No.
Interesting chat, very interesting to know huh?
What else is in this bitch?
I think this thing has loot and the whole thing.
I don't think that's wrong there, right?
I can full auto or semi on this shit chat. Damage, damage...I think we just semi.
Fuck it, we go full. Burst them again.
We're not doing this.
We'll go top floor only.
I think we just got immensely lucky to be fair chat but and not be
i don't just might just be stuff up there Interesting, bro.
There's a lot of these buildings around.
I'm gonna take a gander.
Okay. around i'm gonna take a gander so MK2 It's really good because I have a box of 50 fucking, or 22s right now. It's insane.
Um, what'd you say?
What?
I said, what did he say? Oh my god.
I said the top of these roofs actually has stuff
like you said, bro. Yeah yeah they do, yo
It's just the top though
everything else is like shit
Yeah i'm only gonna go top on these roofs but
I found two guns. Like not good
guns but I mean they're fucking guns.
Okay. I think what we want to do here is go out to the right. Look at all these bros!
We're just hitting the outer layer
at this moment and we'll hit these two...
Oh man! Bro, there's a lot of
these buildings.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
Good potential. On that... Yeah. What are you right now?
There's some good potential on the lower east side that looks like a fat amount of apartments buildings up here, I'm looking at it on the map.
Apartment buildings. It's kinda crazy.
Lower East Side huh? Mmhmm it on the map apartment buildings it's kind of crazy lower east side huh
if there's actual there's more guns up here i'd be very surprised oh my god yeah dude this a sporter up here with the scope on it and five bullets.
Not saying that it's good but I mean shit! It's interesting there are so many fucking guns up here.
Been one gun on each roof so far.
There are shit guns, but... so I mean, it's pristine and damaged. Okay, I think I'm gonna go ahead and use that as well.
Just in case... I'm going to go ahead and use that as well. Go back for the Sportamagna.
Damn, 30!
This'll help if I run out of bullets with the uh...
...the scorpion.
Or just spam the fuck outta this gun. By no means good weaponry, but it can save my ash.
Next one we go to this guy.
I'm interested in...
Are you shooting right now?
No, no. It's not me.
Of course not.
Yeah, I'm that close.
I'm kinda close. I'm below a counter-attack. I'll lock on with him. What?
Are those shouts, do you hear those shots as well
I'm dead fuck me that guy just killed you
I don't know how I even got spotted or how anybody was aware I was either
around at all.
I heard those shots as well.
Yeah,
bro, there's... I just think there's so much
stuff going on when they play this game
how does that guy know it all but I'm not gonna chat
did he just fucking pull up on you and
blast you or what happened
crouching following he just fucking pull up on you and blast you? What happened?
I was crouching, following someone who had like three zombies on them.
Heard them fighting the zombies
and then just got shot out of
nowhere from right next to me
chat thinks maybe they were in a window or something like that. so so so I'm going to go get some food. He was shooting anyways. No he wasn't. You can literally hear him meleeing.
Just making stuff up now, huh brother?
What do we do? No! uh I'm sorry. uh Yeah, Smalls.
Listen, man.
You know...
Everybody wants to give the benefit of the doubt.
I guess me being the guy who gets shot
I obviously want
to do the opposite but i just listen you'll never convince
me that everybody that kills you is legit and daisy
a million years in a million fucking years.
There's a reason that community servers are the only thing
that makes this game, uh...
streamable and playable it's because official servers just have cheaters running rampant and community service have to ban this.
Oh, people flyhacking the server dude. People... some guy just...
Some guy just speed hacked, quick melee'd me and tried to kill me like a week ago.
People would never just use ESP. Nahhh...
Only the blatant cheaters, alright? Those are the ones we're thinking about if you wanna catch.
Oh no, Chad.
Come on, gross.
That guy doesn't see shit there.
Doesn't know I'm there.
The fuck even is that? Zombies are running right next to him.
Why does he have his gun out? You know, he wasn't shooting zombies.
Pretty funny telly says. These things are useless.
Way too much benefit of the doubt going on.
Plenty of people fucking cheat in this game, especially in servers that would
be a little bit newer and not have a know, list or whatever.
It'd even be easier.
Just... ESP's so fucking easy to get away with
in this fucking animal.
It's not gonna necessarily look like
a cheetah all the time, but bro, I mean
you can't see
a whole lot,
you know what I mean?
Especially if you have three zombies on
you, why is that guy prepared for
a corner peek?
Not to mention I can hear him meleeing before that, right?
If it was the second guy, whatever.
But why is the second guy just
letting zombies run by him, waiting for someone like...
Come on bro.
I'm gonna get shot by a lot of bullets.
That's awesome.
I hear some shots coming down.
That was us.
Did you were in Lower East Side?
Did you get sniped?
Or did you get shot by like a lot of bullets?
I'm not dead.
I didn't die right now.
I died earlier.
Before, before. A lot of pistol shots. Uhhhhhhh...
A lot of like pistol shots in my face.
We just killed a guy in his building, and then while we're looting him in the building one of our boys got sniped in the fucking face from a different building.
The second guy could have heard shots and looked toward that direction just like you did?
Who was shooting?
What do you mean, just like I did?
Yeah man. You know what? You're right. I did. I saw...
Yeah, man. You know what? You're right.
Let's create these far-fetched fucking bullshit stories to make these things work.
The motherfucker is wall hacking and was waiting for me to turn the corner.
I'm gonna go with that one.
You stick with your story, I'll stick with mine.
I'm gonna go in these other buildings now and pretend I'm moving again.
Do you guys really think motherfuckers that play this game are some god-tier shit
or something like that, bro? Like, some of this stuff is
complete bullshit and you gotta be able to recognize it
a little bit. Look at the fucking grass
we're running in, bro bro there was no sus on me
there was no anything you know one guy
meleeing the other
guy has his pistol
out watching zombies
run by him
pre-focusing
like pre-aiming a corner?
Because why?
There's no info on me.
You know what I'm saying? It doesn't make any sense.
This is all bullshit, dude. Man.
I hate to feel like these rooftops are gonna be some pretty fucking weak-sauce loot.
Boost forwarders later man. Better than nothing though!
Better than nothing, man.
Ay-yay-yaaay!
Ow! Hup! uh If I was shooting a bunch or something, sure man. Yeah of course even if I was meleeing just before that around the corner giving noise
I was literally crouch running the whole way no one had any info and Dude's just holding a corner? Come on, man.
It's a load of sack.
... These are smaller apartments now. Oh man...
He spotted you probably like when i go look at the lead up to that dude there's nothing there's nothing to even spot i didn't even really have a lot of info on the guy mostly the zombies not to mention there
was someone just uh mailing the zombies for us up in hooking up the legit fans.
Appreciate you choosing that, I hate it over there. Aw dude come on dude, you gotta stop dropping 50s man.
You gotta stop dropping 50s
make me feel bad. That's too much!
It's too much!
For one person.
Thank you, Jusei.
Jusei!
Much love, brother.
Thank you so much for supporting the channel.
Again, by the way. I think that's gonna
put you at top goal note again
by the way.
You doofus.
You gotta slow it down though, bud.
You gotta slow it down there, man.
Thank you so there, man.
Thank you so much for your support. Appreciate ya.
That's uh... that's Juzay.
Ju-say. Yeah, I plan on trying it out, Seabass.
I plan on trying it out. uh so uh Another supporter, bro. I think we figured out a weird interesting Move opportunity...
Wait, what?
Oh boy, this is how much shit yeah it's crazy Oh, this guy's cheating.
I'm so done.
Guess what?
This guys is shooting his third person.
Oh, he's not even trying to hit me. He's just going to shoot me in the face. Oh, my God! um guess what?
how do you know?
cause he just opened the door and knew i was there
without like, he can't see me
like without third person.
He opened the door and didn't show himself but knew where I was.
Killed two of my boys already doing the same thing.
He also said he has third person
he said that yeah and it's easy this is easy with third person kill two my boys same way
nah i don't do that
like using this really cringe accent.
It's the same guy from yesterday with an accent!
The Asian accent?
No, no, no. The other guy from this server From yesterday
No way
The guy that was talking to Anakin
Yup yup yup
Bro I'm telling you
this shit is hella sus and I really think
we're getting fucking like...
We're getting targeted.
100%.
Alright, we can't play here bro.
I'm not gonna play at the moment.
I feel like I got cheese on my last life. Yeah, he's cheating.
Oh my God! Holy fuck!
I can't tell now.
He just opened the door and like...
...he wasn't- his body wasn't by the door so
like i started crouching to the uh towards the door and he
like two tapped me
wait i got him! He's dead! You fucking idiot!
You fucking MarkTrader this bitch ass!
You fucking moron
This guy has literally nothing besides a pistol on the starter stuff by the way
It's pulled up over here to kill fully geared guys. I'm pretty sure I'm pretty sure he just killed me, too.
It's gotta be, bro.
I mean, he just died, so unless you instantly just died, yeah.
He came off fresh shit
and he just got smoked. Oh my my god i fucking traded his bitch ass holy fuck I see we get out of here, bro.
I mean, listen, you can stay if you want to.
No, no, no, no.
I'm down to get the fuck out of here, bro.
What the fuck?
You think I'm trying to deal with this shit?
Weird ass fucking following people around and shit, just like...
Nothing worth it.
Not worth my time.
This dude's got, like, people that are being
played need to be getting banned, bro.
Yeah. I don't know how the starter pistol
on no armor wipes nothing nothing the only reason he's
dead here is because i traded him
you shot us with a L or IJ 70 pistol.
IJ took out three of you guys all fully geared?
Yeah yeah, fully geared.
He literally quadruple headshot me, or triple headshot me.
But I traded with him so since he had no gear I kill him right?
I feel like I got cheated on my last life.
Making a fake voice and shit
like...
Yeah, I'm getting out of here.
Holy! Yeah he's cheating.
Wow that's...
I just got stabbed in my neck
while I'm in a place where I can't die.
Bro, holy... That is super blatant!
My god!
Obviously the guy- I just guy and he spawned behind me.
He killed me. That's like, bro.
That's more blatant than I've actually seen.
Yeah.
I don't know how he hasn't got banned since yesterday.
Like if this was a thing since fucking yesterday...
Alright, we can't do this live.
Chad, look how hard it gets pre-fired here.
This is hella stupid.
Yeah, he's cheating.
Oh my god.
Come on bro.
Come on man. Being so fucking
crazy
I'm going to type in chat
alright sounds good
I'm asking, not telling by the way.
Um...
I mean, I can.
Get in and tell me.
Pretty sure I can.
Yeah just get in and let me know when you're in though.
Alright gotcha.
I gotta fuckin catch up on Dragon Ball Super, chat. This shit looks fucking epic.
I'm gonna get caught up on Dragon Ball Super.
I haven't seen this clip, you guys ever seen this?
You guys ever heard or seen this speech?
This shit's kinda cool.
I don't know what's going
on here by the way used to despise you kind of a cool speech
though i despised the fact that a half-breed
saying like you uh yeah power in him right
the fact that
i the prince wasn't even on the same level as a little brat
pushed me to become stronger Oh, this isn't D.B. Super?
Not canon!
Yeah they have dope ass music like this in a normal show?
... normal show
pretty cool though this is fan made?
You fake fan.
I'm not caught up on stuff.
He's got blue hair, so I i assumed i haven't seen the show
that's cool though
yeah does it have dope ass music playing like that or what?
Oh, it's AI!
OHHHHH. Bro I gotta watch more of these things I used to despise
Don't call me wrong.
I do love it.
Do appreciate it.
It's part of my childhood.
I used to watch it when it only came out on Saturdays. I still watch it. Don't get me wrong. I do love it. I do appreciate it.
It's part of my childhood.
I used to watch it
when it only came out on Saturdays.
I didn't even know
what the fuck was happening, okay?
It's hard to keep up with that shit
and all it comes out on Saturdays, okay?
You motherfuckers come around, dude.
And your fucking...
In your time all of a sudden you get them once a day for the whole week.
Five times a week and once a week trying to keep up with that oh man
and i'm pretty sure they would still do resets too.
They'd still fucking boop all the way back, right?
But I did know...
I recognized how badass the show was.
You got in or what? was you know what i mean
you got in or what yeah i'm in a minute
oh i didn't know that i think i had it like a while back bro i don't even
remember I think I had it like a while back, bro. I don't even remember.
Remember this is the first map
I started on?
Yeah yeah sure.
Like I'm pretty sure that they hooked it up when I first got here.
Also by the way...
The cheater on that last server?
I shot one bullet and fucking killed his bitch ass.
I just wanna say,
Cheated and you're still getting clapped up.
That gun he had? Was that a LAR?
Yeah it was.
He eats a.308 bullet
that close? No armor? Dead as fuck.
You still got a shot off
with him pre-firing the fuck out of you
should be a big... Listen, I'm gonna say something
I'm gonna say something
It's a testament to one
people are out there fucking cheating
and two, good luck not trading One, people are out there fucking cheating. And two...
Good luck not trading in close quarters combat
and fucking DayZ
Even the god damn cheater can't accomplish it
True! True.
That guy's a fucking loser, real shit.
Good fucking luck not trading in this game
called DayZ in a close quarter combat.
You got to catch up on the
new bleach side of it, Joe.
That's true.
I do have to catch up on new Bleach.
I actually completely forgot about that.
Yeah, it's a new camera.
Chat thinks... chat's a little bit back and forth on whether they like
or not.
Hey uh, I did get to one tournament or two terms
something like that with the two little clone the two little motherfuckers that are super
powerful right the two little twins whatever not actually twins the same guy from different universes or
something one of the guys universes was destroyed right and uh they took him
something like that right that's That's kinda where I stopped.
The I'm going to go with the original color. The previous camera was more
HD and more natural colors.
Interesting, okay. Listen Listen I'll mess around with it
I'm sure that I can get it looking a little
nicer but I have no idea man. More HD?
Really? Camera's pixely now really? Okay
Huh! Wonder why that is
It's supposed to be a nicer camera overall, you know what I mean?
Nothing on it that I would change.
It's all default settings.
Really?
FPS 30,
So if it was 60 I'd understand
19-20 1080
Simple shit
Simple shit
Feels bad
Maybe it's the focus
Hold on let me see Is it the focus is my focus off? How about that?
Oh, gross.
I thought it had no character.
Must have died! don't got much but I gotta reduce the yellowing of it.
What the fuck? I don't know how to do
that, brother. Uh probably my white balance...
Boom! What about that right there? Just blew it out of my mind.
My last camera, admittedly,
was a little easier to do this part on
because it would have like a click
It would go from...
It would, like, click over to a color on the white balance.
There we go. Let's go with that. How about that? It's not as warm, a little bit colder...
What do you think?
I mean my room is blue though. You know what I mean? For the most part.
It's got a light that as it's like shining off of stuff kinda comes off
as like a bluish... you know, it's like a
bluish black going on in here.
A little too cool.
I think this is how my old one looks.
It's looking kind of natural to me right now i kind of like it i'm gonna leave it I'm blue, I'm blub-blub-blub.
I'm not green, I'm some shit like that.
Something like that.
Wait, that's the coast isn't it? Then is Rakuta this way? Where the f-
Where am I, man?!
The pipe is there.
This has gotta be...
I'm either running toward Horkuta, or away from it.
What the fuck kind of spawn is this?
I ain't lost, you're lost, man.
Nope, nope.
It's more like I'm not green, Pat. I don't really...I never understood the uh
I could have never understood what was being said in that song
You just kinda hum that bitch.
Y'know, I'm blue...
Just kinda hum it.
I used to go to a lot of skate sessions when uh that song was popular right so i heard it a lot Yeah, it's not blue. If I was green
I would die or something like that yeah
Imagine hopping on Twitch chat trying to tell a streamer
how he needs to be
You know what's funny? It's like
It is weird how viewers will do that from time to time.
But I think they get that way because they'll see you a certain way and follow the channel
then like you'll be a different way later on when you're playing a different game or something like that.
But yeah at the end of the day it's definitely easier to
for you guys to find a streamer that fits your personality than trying to get
any streamer to uh forcefully shake it. Nah, I'm sorry, nah, I'm sorry.
I do complain a lot. PSA, PSA. Oh shit what's up?
Oh shit what's up? Oh shit what's up? Oh shit, what's up?
He doesn't even notice me. Check it out
I'm gonna stab him right in his back
You're dead motherfucker
Good luck Fuck! I missed it Motherfucka, good luck.
Oh fuck I missed it!
Still fucking with him though.
Sup bitch?
Sup bitch?
Yup outta here, outta here.
I'll take the tactical vest-
JK I'll take that though. What's up bitch?
What's going on motherfucker?
Wanna meet your boo? Huh?
What the... Hello!
Dummy!
Ah! Got me. And back up!
I could use this,
I guess to to warm up.
Okay.
I got the fucking Keter! I'm ready!
I've got four guns. yeah i just found this uh mp1c3
i found a ump i found a revolver. Found the colt
And i had another SMG but
Relax, relax you cheating scum
You know what im saying? I have to level the playing field bro.
Have to level the fucking playing field. Oh another gun.
Occult!
Yeah man, maybe Vorkuta's not getting hit that often. I think people don't like Vorkuta though
Vorkuta is fucking ass are you there?
yeah
Shit-ass fucking place.
Oh man, I gotta get to the apartment building and find food and shit.
Are you okay? Oh man, I gotta get to the apartment building and find food and shit.
I'm sorry, my bad, not a rush meeting.
Alright you guys are killing me. What?
Oh I'm in trouble actually. Take the other one and go back there. Oh my gosh, I didn't know you could get through here!
Hold for a second, hold for a second, I'm dying.
Not a good start, not a good start.
Better starts! Yeah, I've had them
before.
Ah! before. This game needs some love.
You guys need to go back to the drawing board on some of these things,
busy.
Back to the fucking drawing board
on some of these.
Like, where the fuck... Back to the fucking drawing board on some of these. Can you call yourself a pro?
I don't, I don't.
Actually said I suck at this fucking game to be honest with you
That's mostly because I do?
Pretty obvious Thank you. so so I'm running. What are you doing, pal? How are you over here? It's like, because of random aggro
I don't get to really pursue the guy that's shooting
To go follow the zombies. I'm at a massive distance there
Like what the fuck is it going over me for? shooting right to go follow the zombies i'm at a massive distance there like
what the fuck's it going over me for
i guess all of them are uh he probably locked himself in this to be honest with
him so they're not going to continue forward.
Okay. Oh.
Goodness gracious.
It's quite annoying that we're lost. Damn, that's kind of crazy.
So you'll have to climb the ladder maybe? I guess.
Fuck, nevermind, I'm not doing that.
Alright! Something is wrong with my Dugros...
You know? I just ESP'd it right now and...
There's a uhhhh...
There's a CZ 550 up here waiting for us with scope on it one bullet no man It's still kind of tedious because you still have to climb a bunch of ladders.
But I guess getting back down, you don't have to.
This is a tall-ass building, there's not really much way to make that work.
Um... Almost fell. I bet you people fall off this bitch all the damn time when they try to come out. uh What?
Wait, what?!
So let's say I'ma come back.
There's no fucking way right?
Wait!
He doesn't grapple it!
What- Oh shit What?
He doesn't grapple it. Maybe if I go down here...
Wait, what?! Bro! Thank you you holy lord have mercy i was like there's no way right
i was very confused there like it wasn't gonna work and I was gonna be sad.
Oh man, let me get
a gun, dude.
That came all this way. Listen, I'll be honest PressFest is pretty fucking good there
That's a pretty damn good find
If i can get something else to go with it, maybe? Come on... No. Too good to be true.
What's this?
Alright, let's step off of it.
Bro, this is... step off of it.
Bro, this is the sketchiest thing I've ever had to do.
... Yeah, bro.
We're never going up this again.
You can't even fall through this one.
Scary, I'll just climb the inside guys.
I'll just climb the inside. 111 months Lisa
Getting close to 10 years of mostly lurking lol
Mostly lurking dude
You're a maniac brother
You're a maniac, brother.
You're a maniac.
Thank you, Magical Turtle.
I appreciate you, bro.
Thanks for being around for so fucking long
and many more years chilling.
You can lurk as much
as you want, man.
As much as you fucking want.
For real, thanks so much for being around me for so long though.
Hell yeah.
Hell fuckin' yeah!
Broke out in this hard attack for a press fest. Listen, Press Fests are good!
That's shit.
Nice find. Beautiful. Didn't get hypothermia on my face.
Aww... I'm gonna go back to the room.
Not sick, no food. As soon as my
food hit yellow like I got sick.
A little lazy man.
Uh-oh! Spaghetti ass, we have food?
... spaghetti us we have food I think there's shit in this building. It's a little bit better than everything else. so so Shit! I'm not doing much to him who's even shooting at Where's the fucking track?
I'm like missing to try and kill this guy. so I'm going to go ahead and get out of here. so so Oh, shit! so uh so so so I don't know bros.
You just lose motherfuckers in a game if they don't feel like fighting?
They'll be like, po poo for Banish motherfucker. Later.
Poo for Banish whenever you want to in this game really. really poof he's gone so I really want a little bit more food and just uh... Holy, is that him?
He got stuck on the same part I got stuck on.
Yeah, I think it's him.
Good luck zombies. You're still in a lot of climb ladders, bitch!
He's never going up here again by the way. Well I kinda have to now really.
I'm pretty sure this guy was shooting some bullets. Might have some bullets for my gun too.
Kinda have to, dude. That guy went from shooting at me to running.
Actually, I don't know if he shot at me.
I shot him though.
He was shooting. I don't know if he shot at me. I shot him though. He was shooting.
I don't know what he's shooting at.
Flying all the way up here, huh?
That's just his plan. Wonder if he wanted to get a
fucking spot on me too, like to sit up here.
Got that together... too like to sit up here i thought he got right
oh man huh never mind a little uh oh keter's 380. I have 380!
Oh shit, I thought the Keter was fuckin'...
Okay.
Um...
Um...
Alright, something like that. What the?
I threw it in vicinity.
It's not in vicinity, so...
Okay, well fuck me then.
Fuck me then.
Um, do you have anything else?
You got jeans. Fuck it thought it was somewhere with anything. Let's go.
The best way to do this is stay in crouch the whole time, I think.
Bones? Yeah, I'm not gonna sit up there and do it-
Hey look! I found him!
Oh! Get on there man!
Yeah this isn't that bad if you just stay across the whole time
The back? Eh...
I don't want to sit up there and get headshot. That's my main goal there.
We got what we needed.
We got what we needed. We got what we came for.
Didn't realize we had a stack of 380s. Oh, I thought it was a 30 max. And this is shooting 9x19, which I don't really have.
But we need a single tapper. He's there.
Gonna shoot whack-ass bullets before he gonna be here.
I don't think anything's possible.
Shit, Joe.
Onward lad!
Oh shit! Oh!
Oh! Pretty fine.
I have to look for food, chat.
Can't just go upstairs for weaponry. I have to look for food, chat.
Can't just go upstairs for weaponry. Wait, food could be up top period in the server, I think.
Might just be worth going up top.
There's legit such a small amount of food...
... Just a small amount of food. And the building itself...
Eat him! Chill bro, chill.
You play how you like to play boss okay?
How about that?
Oh my god I look like a fucking idiot right now.
Get over it man!
You were right good guns do spawn up there but sometimes you have to wait for them to
come to you. What's that?
There is physically people camping
spawns and just killing
killing people that spawn by the way.
What's that?
There are people camping spawns This guy's sitting in a tree i spawned in and he shot me
all the people are losers literally man holy
i remember last stopped playing this fucking map.
Yeah?
That was literally just sitting in a tree,ed like most of his shots so I still waited for him to kill me like...
That's worth no time.
You saw a Valkyrie?
Yeah, I'm dying shit. You sound barcuda
Here too and I just fucking died bro, were you so geared not the desk, but I was really geared beforehand.
Once there's military camp and there was this guy there... Two guys with guns just passed me and said they're looking for a guy with guns.
Somehow I shot him twice and I think he died over there.
An 85 zombie just attacked me.
I started bleeding. There's nothing for me to...
...you know, bandage with. They. Yeah, thank you.
I'm bandaged with...
They were hard looking for you.
I got some clothes cut them up and made a fire
and got knocked out 55 times from no bleed
then my guy just fell into the fire
and died killing himself
yeah i had so much shit too
what's happening these homies are looking for me.
Who is looking for you?
Because I just killed them.
I see him, I see him. so I'm running up.
It's just me guys, it, just me. so Ugh!
Ah, ah, argh! I'm gonna expect them to have stuff. What the fuck?!
WHAT THE FUCK?!
Hey! They HAVE stuff!
Didn't expect that, admittedly.
I had more than I thought they'd have if these dudes thought they were going to catch me around dirty.
Think they killed our boy though. I thought they were gonna catch me around dirty.
Think they killed our boy though.
Give me your jeans brother, where are you?
Where the fuck- give me your jeans! Oh, those are good. Like I can eat these- I can eat that now. I think that's the most unorganized backpack I've ever seen.
We're not in a way of protecting ourselves at the moment
or we do actually, let's's what we got semi auto just bop bop bop
and these homies were looking for me. This guy came and told me he's gonna fuckin' win found them, I'm tired of both.
Murder!
Did you kill him right now?
Yeah.
That's my fucking go, hey no friends!
Now I'm saying.
Well some guy told me about them.
One friend. I'm gonna kill him. him no one friend
but he died in the process real fast you let him die
he ran in early and got mobbed I just need a knife so i can make a fucking fire bitch
Oh, found a knife
Thank you admins. Appreciate it man
I forgot to loot my friend? You probably know how much friend I don't see that. hopefully that
that's stupid shit did these honeys have Alright. 380s though.
Double die, I gotta eat this
fuckin' can of peaches now.
... features
and ran Alright, partner. I'm staying alive!
Staying alive!
I'm trying to survive. Trying to survive.
Hey, thank you by the way again for the fiber
by the way man.
I just loved you dude.
Don't forget to reload the cutter.
Yes sir!
The cutter's the backup to the shotgun.
The shotgun should mop anybody in existence.
76225 bullets. What the fuck? I thought that was 380s.
Those are multivitamins here? Okay. I didn't realize I had them already, alright. so Yes, 763.99 is pretty good.
What do I got to do for VIP?
What do I got to-to do...for VIP.
Um, nobody really gets VIP here.
Very rare.
I know that sounds douchey as fuck...
But uh yeah...
I'm sorry, man.
I do appreciate you doing that, brother.
Much love for supporting the channel.
Whoever you are, I'm going to look over in a second.
I'm just concentrated a wee bit here.
Can we be concentrated? Usually I'm just concentrated a wee bit here. A wee bit concentrated, sir.
Just a little bit...
...I'm gonna keep this KMA.
Ten round KMA!
Yeah right bro.
You know what?
I'll keep it just in case but...
Yikes.
Fucking ugly. That's fucking
ugly.
Okay.
Okay, I gotta do the pills now. Gotta do the pills now. Okay, I gotta do the pills now. Gotta do the pills now.
Okay, I got it!
I got a pill here!
Pills are...
I hate when I forget something very quickly like that and then I know you guys are gonna
be like Freddy ready to destroy me about it. get something very quickly like that, and then I know you guys are gonna be ready
to destroy me about it.
Simon, we told you fucking ten times
take the fucking pills!
We told you ten fucking times!
Okay, man.
Okay.
I'm sorry.
Now we're good.
Doo doo doo doo! Doo doo doo doo! Oh bros
try to push this
door when I'm like this
You're fuckin' dead.
You're fuckin' dead,
I'll be laying down relaxing while I kill you.
I'm living.
I'M LIVING!
Lunch, meat and jacket? You're a liar and a thief. I forgot to...
What the hell did you say?
It's already good.
I'm back now, big dog.
Welcome back, brooder.
Can i tell you about the guys who tried to hunt me down?
I murdered them.
Yeah, you just murdered two of them, right?
And then let your boy get fucking smoked?
Yeah yeah of course on purpose.
That's all we got now. so so Oh, nice might throw up.
What do these take actually?
Seven six two two fives... bros.
Ha ha!
You guys didn't know that shit. I found that out.
You guys weren't yelling at me about it and I dropped some bullets in here.
Shush. in here.
I consider you guys partially responsible for me missing almost almost missing that magazine those uh
what are you talking about, man? of course What would you use, Keter or this chat? Oh, can I get a VIP on 120 months?
No, because if I do that then everybody who hits 120 months will be like
Hey Sean but dude remember that one time fucking guy? That one magical turtle motherfucker
He gave VIP to 120. What's so different about him than me bro
Does his support mean more than me?
I just hit 122 bro where is my VIP my VIP? You know what I'm saying?
You think I want to set myself up for some ball
sack like that in the future? Hell
no! What if I'm around for 30 years?
Motherfuckers are hitting 120 all left and right.
I'd be fucking myself
if my VIP category looked like
my mod category. hehehehe
Yo, RealBurnerScene thanks so much for the fucking gift those are pretty good see
Brett dropping 121 he says VIP please
shut up yo Brett appreciate you brother
thank you so much for being around so fucking long man.
Meeting after that long. Appreciate you dude.
God damn. God damn.
Real Bernstein thank you so much as well brother.
Appreciate you welcome all five of you guys to the squad on the real burnstein
of course the is shooting Can I get banned for two months?
Don't you chance to get banned at two months.
Well, you can if you say the wrong stuff. so so Can I get VIP if I come to Colorado and suck your balls? Oh, stop. Stop being doofus. Huh? No, no, VIP's not getting in now!
Who shootin' me? This guy. shooting at me. I'm not sure if you can see it, but the To whom it may concern, though I am no longer in office,
I will be raising the price of Chipotle tacos due to an incident that occurred yesterday.
You're so stupid dude, you're so stupid. It's still going on with that. I'm gonna try to get out of here. Oh, I'm falling apart. so That's a fucking death.
Horkuta is a DEATH zone! death zone
you just get shot in the head? No
I'm still alive, I'm still kicking. I'm doing okay
No one's out here fighting as long as we do
I heard somebody shoot. Did you hear the same shot?
Are you in a Vorkuta?
Might be yeah, I'm on the outskirts.
Kind of got stuff. I'm behind you, alright.
I'm running towards a Vorkuda.
This is not fucking Vorkuda.
What the hell is this?
Nah, I'm not at Vorkuta.
I'm at some other fucking town.
Remember that town with the long barn?
We had that fight with like 85 people?
Yeah yeah, that one yeah sure man He looked a little fishy, brother. Thanks for the game.
Yo, put your hands up! Put your fuckin' hands up my ass, homie. so He said, yo, put your hands up.
Got a lot of food and a lot of stuff.
I got a shotgun in my back homie you sure?
No ammo four guns
You sure you wanna do that?
I got a shotgun on my back
i don't know what he just said but i'm on board with it
i said i have four guns no ammo a lot of food i'm on the way to you
why are you whispering man i heard you just got robbed apparently. Robbed?
I've been doing the robbing.
Yeah, there's a clip in my chat that says you just got robbed.
I've been doing the robbing.
What are you talking about?
The clip says something gets robbed. Robin flip says let me get robbed
he fucking robbed you big gun I just fucking robbed the shit out of something.
Two people came up here trying to murder me, bro.
Did they tell you put your hands up?
One did, yeah.
Okay that's the clip though.
Put your hands up!
And you...did you kill him?
Oh yeah I killed him. He said put your hands up! But I have a semi-auto shotgun.
Good luck.
Op op op op op
That ain't good shit
Alright, I'm running towards Vorkuta.
I'm on the way.
This dude's gun is gone.
You're gone. This dude's gun is gone. You're gone.
This dude's gun is gone.
You're gone.
I'm gonna be gone, it's probably in here.
Did his gun fall through something maybe? Uh huh.
Helmet asked him to put his hands up his ass, what the fuck?
I didn't know you were into that stuff. I don't know. up his ass. What the fuck?
I didn't know you were into that stuff.
No, no.
Keep talking about me.
Little freak over here.
Oh my god. freak over here. I did not expect to get into the fight here,
I'll be honest.
Okay. I'm not talking about that. I'm not keeping MP5,5 what you mean um i'm not keeping up either so Bro, you ducking jelly donut brain looking ass.
What do I do? I guess just hold on to it for now.
MP5, his gun! Chat, let's...
I get it, the MP5 is down?
Alright. Um, sorry, his gun was the ohm. I don't want the ohm.
It's-I don't have enough bullets for it. It's-it's-oh sorry it's uh...
Wait are you saying?
Wait what the fuck are you saying?
You talking about the MP5 that we left here? Wait, what the fuck are you saying?
You talking about that MP5 we left here?
Was that the original guy's gun?
No I'm not.
Remember how the pipe leads to that like little...
Not island, but like triple A and it goes into this big tower.
It's a military tank.
Me you and Buck were in there and we got shot from like a distance.
It's okay, my fans. Thank you so much for the support
dude. I appreciate it. Big doofus?
I forgot! Sorry!
I forgot.
You inspired me, by the way. Thank you for that.
Oh! so You hear what the fuck I said? No, man.
I'm sorry!
I'm gonna go...
...go to that tower
with some military stuff
a tank and shit
next to the pipe
when me you and Buck are like getting shot from a distance at. Oh your at that tower?
Oh shit your down there okay.
I'm trying to survive the craziness of Borfuda right now, brother. Somebody here. Wait, is that the fucking storm going off?
Or was that just around here?
I don't hear no storm.
You don't hear BOOM!
What's going on boss man, how are you?
Oh, you're the guy
I warned earlier. Sorry you died Ross, I killed both of them.
What's up big dog?
It's all good.
Okay, you just need to swing on me.
Yeah they both got murdered.
That's good, man.
Sorry again, brother-man.
I don't even know where you got shot.
I just heard you get shot.
No, I was shot in the back, I think.
Uh... Something like that? No, I got shot in the back. I think.
They chased me up the stairs after that.
I made one a here earlier.
But, I'm pretty back in...
Doing okay. Nothing crazy. What's that guy doing?
Oh, I missed found a pistol. Oh, that's not...
What happened?
Um, this guy was trying to fist fight me bro and just spawned and started fucking attacking me and shit.
Yeah, this is a real storm by the way.
Listen in the distance.
I was getting bombarded by zombies right now.
I hate finding that shit instead of guns.
They better aggro his bitch ass,
holy fuck!
Damn it's still good though.
We're gonna go out of stand here. Lagging. and it's still good though. I think that glove stand is lagging so I feel bad that I'm trying to, uh... to do a little teaming up. Now he has a
perma aggro buff, you can just see him and
people just sitting in their rage for it.
Bro, literally this guy had nothing and he's just like...
There was 18 zombies attacking us and he's just running,
Just going for me bro.
I come off the tower,
I go down stairs
He jumps of the tower to try to dolphin dive punch me in the head bro
you're kidding me yeah yeah he fell and i just quick scoped this
ass like i don't know what that what the fuck he wants? Do you have any-45? For this pistol.
Ooh, big!
Now your deadly Hey, uh... Now you're deadly.
Yes sir!
I gotta try to find a way outskirts or something. Just get the fuck outta my food and hold on this bitch. No more here! I just wanna roll over.
I'm gonna roll this way.
Vic? You coming to the spot, by the way?
I am on my way, sir. what the uh I just got sniped.
Fucking kill zombies.
Oh, eh...
Yeah?
In my opinion, yeah, I'm done sniping here.
Did I snipe in that tower?
I had and I am not exaggerating
I had 15 zombies
I couldn't do anything so i was
standing on like these fucking uh i guess
handbags it's like punching them one by one where does this go
and i just got snipers up there. Can actually do the storm.
Is this a good weather?
Yeah it's about that soon.
This is where you should go to outskirts though.
Alright fall off. We can go to outskirts though, it should be fine. I think this road goes to outskirts
which is where some buildings are
on the right
I don't know so hmm Ah, aye-aye-aye.
You feel better? I see him, I see him.
He's running back, he's running back. He's got my trail of awareness.
You're going further back towards the log cabin?
I guess we should just hold this fucking house right here.
Should we get a fire going or should we just hold until the storm?
Probably just hold, I guess.
We shouldn't fire up our web. It'll make people attracted to us. actually the fire by the way
hey yeah if anybody pushes us bro i was somehow a buckshot shot I'm not gonna miss your fucking shirt. I got slugs if you need to.
I'm just gonna get this one on here, for the most sake. This is a murder. Let's do some shit. sicknesses
your mark I'm gonna go in that way.
Just careful, careful.
I have this, fuck it let's put this in It's like a tiny bit of bandage.
You have sticks right? Have you got sticks out?
I already put one in there.
I got the food. How much you got? Chippy's shaking. I should have researched for myself. so so Out the back, usually. room he's down.
This is me, this is me. He's over here already.
Grabbing his double barrow.
Bringing it inside...
Grab his stuff and bring it inside one step at a time, one on the clock.
Yeah I'm grabbing that.
Oh! and everything. This guy's going to be here. That's all there is. Oh fuck. Take my food off the fire if you can.
Yeah, I don't know. There's no fire going on. These things are still freezing and shit though so...
Gotta get some stuff on
i'll let you keep these uh slugs i don't really like slugs personally
yeah i got a k on me. Start this fire again real fast.
All dead here? I'm gonna drop you the stick, break it up real quick. Okay.
Park is in. Okay.
Park is in. The ladder.
I don't think what you want to do is dirty, but I'll be honest with you, this fucking semi-auto shotgun is disgusting.
We gotta do it so loud.
This gun is absolutely disgusting.
Shot him in the back though. This gun is absolutely disgusting.
Shot him in the back twice, but it's sad that she never said it.... must cover all rotation because... He's got 45 on him. yeah
take this I'm going to go ahead and get the so so You're not getting warm. That's fine. I don't care about that right now.
I cared more about somebody pushing the door.
When I wake back up,
I'll be right next to the fire.
Oh! 5,000 bits.
You say bro.
Yeah, I've got to cover all donation medium types.
Yo, just hit yo
you need to stop
motherfucker.
Okay, you need to chill
right? It's fucking single-handedly you're taking Stop, motherfucker. Okay? You need to chill. Right?
This fucking single-handedly you're taking my channel up
under your shoulders here.
You don't need one viewer.
You don't need anybody else.
I'm enough.
Just gonna chill next to the fire, and then really... As soon as this fucking rooftop behind us
I'm pretty sure they can get on top of it, it's a little scary
Yeah, he's gonna stay down
Do you have stuff for like- do you have a gas canister for gas stove or no?
No.
You want this guy to slow down as well?
Yeah, I'll take him.
I already got like 8.
Take 20. You go to bed, Noddy?
What?
That's 12. Someone said did you already go to bed so I was just like oh.
Oh man.
I'm about to though
Riku, I appreciate you fucking up! making me a famous streamer man. Thank you brother. Oh my god
Famous let's let's let's retract real quick
Just Joe no
Yeah
My only viewer...
I thought that was my mom with multiple
thousands of accounts, I'll be honest with you
but now I found out it's you.
Okay he's about to slaughter me with a gun. Alright! Nice having you.
You ever thought like maybe you could fucking win fights if you put your mind to it bro?
Even if they got a gun. Ever think about that?
I'm trying... I just locked myself in a container. so so so so so Alright, you ready to rumble?
Let's come up with a... oop!
Let's get the fuck outta here.
I say we leave and start going south.
Yeah let's go.
Wait actually fuck
We gotta cut this dude up
Oh Just do that. I'll hold you, do it.
You see his belt and guts in the air?
Make sure you're not gonna get fished when you go down there.
Do you have a rope? I have a rope already, I'll just go ahead.
I've got nine bones, it's worth it.
Go right to our right! Down the fucking wall!
Yo you friendly
yo I was shooting at that guy.
Please don't shoot.
No, we're cool.
Listen, just chill.
Two more.
Who's the guy with the pon you know he says he's friendly
He's got the partner. We don't know this guy okay, man
Yeah I was passing through and shot at this guy. Yeah, I need those 380s if that's possible.
You guys kill them.
Yeah, I'll drop a two.
Yeah well listen we murdered him you don't have to murder anymore.
Okay okay okay.
Am I...
Listen I've never played this map before and I'm just trying to find the suit.
We're turning a corner, don't freak out.
I'm gonna have my gun on my back.
The suit is actually behind you in that house right there
There's a guy behind you, is that your boy?
Oh what the f- no that's not me
You're trying to get the suit? Is that what you said?
Your first time of playing.
Yeah, my man's
trying to get the suit first aid.
Damn, bro. If you're successful first aid
getting a suit, you'd be a god, man. I'm not gonna
lie.
So listen, I'll give you the inside real You'd be a god, man. I'm not going to lie. Not going to lie.
So listen,
I'll give you the inside scoop real fast, okay?
You need three filaments from Tara Island
and or just industrial areas
in general. You'll see what they are.
Have you ever heard about the filaments?
They're like
an orange, a red, and a blue.
A bunch of rope around
Yeah it's like twine, they look like twine kind of thing.
You'll know when I say them, but they're very different looking.
You need three of them, three different colors, okay?
Then, for submarine, you need
something from... South. I'm trying to find a company. submarine you need something to go like north or what
south i'm trying to find a compass south about the beach of breaks off this
sun is rising in the east at the moment so south would be that away
think wait to be that away. Wait, out of the way.
I'm not saying anything
right now. I just want you to know that.
I'm not saying anything.
Hey listen, don't mind us bro, don't mind I just want you to know that. I'm not saying anything about it.
Hey, listen don't mind us bro! Don't mind us!
We're into kinky shit, ya'know?
What are we gonna do?
I like this bro, it's okay.
No no, I do it myself honestly.
It's a thing that I do all the time.
Yeah listen, that's something we like to do. Sorry about
that. We didn't realize people were going to be around.
So listen want wanna team up
for a little bit boss?
I'm down yeah. Okay listen do you know
where south is other boss?
Cause i'm lost.
Let's start heading south brother, let's go!
We're good. Listen bro you get...
You would go down as a legend in this game if you fucking got the suit on your first playthrough, bro.
I'm not gonna lie to that shit.
I mean, I've already died like fucking like 20 times.
Holy shit, you're no longer a legend anymore.
How dare you?
I don't know if I'll do it. Honey dick us like that.
Honey Dick?
Yeah, how dare you see that fucking crazy...
That's crazy! It's hauling bro!
Dude he is moving.
I thought that was a person the first time I saw him.
Ayo, I gotta reload this mag.
Top of squad for now. I gotta reload this mag.
Did they just take 380s? No, they don't. I actually don't even have the 380 gun anymore.
Do you need a 380s?
Wait do you guys need ammo?
Listen, I need this weird-ass ammo called
7.62x2.5
It's like extra gold looking
Yeah it's not 5'4". I know it's too high for this one.
Yeah they are weird.
I don't see them too often in this server.
I need those or 9x9
But i'm going to hold out the shotgun as non-lethal.
Non-lethal, non-lethal.
Non-lethal?
It's wrong.
Put one in my chest and tie it down.
Don't hit me with a...
I'm joking don't do that.
Don't do that.
Okay.
I will!
I will! I will! Yo actually listen uh... You wanna split some slugs with him?
You have 20 right?
Give them fucking five for ten or something like that?
Get rid of those fucking rubber slugs bro.
We gotta exchange names now so that we have an emotional attachment,
So it's harder to betray one another. You know what I mean?
I'm Jimbo
Yeah, I'm Lucas. Nice to meet you guys
Lucas, Jimbo... Who?
Drake Drake? Gotcha Lucas, Jimbo... Who? Drake.
Drake? Gotcha. Alright dude. Huge win by the way let's go.
Like a rapper in Drake.
Yeah dude like a fucking snake.
Drake and Lucas!
So we're...wait, what's yours?
I'm Jimbo.
Yeah, Drake, Jimbo, and Lucas. The triple threat. We're gonna take over this fucking server.
I can do that. I'm probably...I'm probably going to complete ass.
Nah you're gonna be fine. Hey do you have any 9mms? you don't use? Brotherhood.
All I have is 35-7
We have armors, which is kind of a come up.
Does anybody have an epoxy putty or leather sewing kit?
Ayo...
Negative Ghost Rider?
Negative Ghost Rider.
Alright let's continue forward.
We are not doing a great job exchanging gold here.
I do have a leather repair kit if you need it.
You do?! Can I borrow it?
Yeah, I think it reversed that chest.
Okay.
That's not at us, that's farther away.
Yeah over here.
My god... let me try this real fast.
It should work on that vest.
Booyah! Alright, it works thank you sir.
Apparently my press vest will no longer look like shit.
Ah, still looks like shit.
Foxy's rare in this map I feel like. Never see him. Oh, it still looks like shit.
Epoxy's rare in this map I feel like.
I never see it unless you load a repair fence.
Yeah, I feel that too.
Well, I haven't really made it to any of the key locations yet so this isn uh over time i think that's where this
side has been is the refugee camp for their research oh shall we just go like that
this is shallow visiska with the water tower.
Um... I don't know where I'm at
but I just came from this military thing
by the shore on the water.
To go south do we go this way.
I say we go Jallo, sorry
I say we go South Rain
Fuck Jallo, We got fishing materials if you need it
By the loading docks
Left side of the map
The loading docks
What did he say? The loading box. What do you say like that?
The loading box, exactly.
Um... I don't know where the fuck that is.
Oh! You're talking about like
with all the cranes and
uh, the crates and shit, uh, the crates? Yeah.
So you're at Love Jenks
opposite of Jalavisco. What's up?
Oh okay I can just take the road
He's looking for you over there
Oh I got much to lose anyway He's looking for you over there. Oh.
I got much to lose anyway, big god.
You're fine.
What's that?
Are you on a lead or do you want me to lead?
I want you to lead.
Let's just go towards the hotel,
and we'll wrap around it
We're gonna put chains on each other
so we don't have to use a rope system
Just keep it tight baby I tough my handcuffs out because...
Yeah, no more kinky stuff today bro.
Gotcha, gotcha.
You guys see that on your game that's not Steam? It's like
chained together or whatever.
I played that last night I ult ulted forward an hour in because one of my teammates kept throwing up.
If I play that with some certain people, I will lose my motherfucking life. uh those absurd people i'm losing my mother for sure yeah if me and caroline played that
together chat we made it so far more we're more than halfway.
We got to like the very end and my friend had already beat it
And uh, Grifus at the end he made us walk all the way up
That's all of the military, oh my gosh
Damn that is a... I would... yup.
I'd increase his friendship fee for the month and everything.
Right.
It's one of them friends where you can yell at each other the whole day, but like...
At the end of the day, you guys know your talking to each other.
I feel that, I feel that, but would you let him rip apart your first edition Charizard card?
You know what I'm saying? There are limitations there are limitations, man. There's limits to lines.
Oh fuck no dude!
I'd sue him. That's what I'm saying bro
One of my lines is, don't fuck with me
completing a video game.
Right right. That's my line right there I think we have a cooking pan.
If we get a stove top, that would be good. Or not a stove, I have a gas stove.
So what's our stance on eating people? Are we pro carnivores or?
I just don't know.
Man, I'll say this
I don't give a fuck if you eat people
Just don't feed me that bullshit, okay man?
Don't do me like that.
It's gotta be a choice.
I don't want the shakes.
I'm hung out with some people who
give you a little wrap around and give you a little wraparound
give you a
little
their rear
naked
choke
feed you
the fucking
chicken
and you're
in trouble
I'd be
aiming sideways
nobody here
to be there
chat
I'm talking
to myself
you guys are me I appreciate you why do Nobody here to be there chat. I'm talking myself
Appreciation why do you have a hole in your background?
It was the only thing that I could find it kind of rags with. Oh, shit.
At least it worked.
Yeah, it didn't give me
bark though.
I found from like a small stone
who rubbed it against the fucking wall.
Yeah, I also what Sharpener said.
I'm looking for a shovel because
I like to bury people's bodies there.
Oh! Put your hands up my ass is what I said in that clip. That's what you guys were talking about.
You guys are so fucking stupid, you know that?
Oh my god...
You guys are so stupid.
Ummm.... But you gave me slugs. You guys are so stupid.
The guy who knew who I was killed me.
What?
He pulled up back to where I was after we left him in a different area
because before he was like, yo no, you should have and ran away
And then I guess he like
run back for whatever reason
and came back and shot me
10 minutes later. No, he just pulled up and I was like wait that's the lightning wrench. That's a new war barn.
No way!
Yeah, yeah.
That's actually hilarious. He might have been typing because he left the marriage and he left town.
Wait, did...
Okay.
Did he open a door without saying anything to him?
Can't tell if I see a zombie down there or a player...
No, he just ran into the town and not saying anything.
Oh you saw him in random part of town, gotcha.
So we left area that we found them at right?
You know like different direction.
And he left like let's say 10 minutes prior to us leaving, okay?
Yeah
And then we went to this town and people hugged
And fucking guns me down.
You know more than I do, I'm just...
Okay, I'm gonna say something here.
Coulda been there all time camping or whatever it is but...
I don't give a fuck if motherfuckers know who i am anymore
I'm killing these fucking dumb bitches
Just letting you know
There's someone snapping the tower potentially
Well... There's someone slamming the tower potentially.
Well, do we want to play it safe?
This was like 20 minutes ago.
Icky still there? Nah...
I don't respect his patience. No, no, no, no.
I'm full of bullshit.
I can't sit there for five minutes.
Well, I mean, there was a storm so we'd have gotten down from there, you know what I mean?
Yeah maybe.
Okay, that's what it was worth.
I had more stuff than I had on that last run already.
So enjoy.
Fuck it bro.
That guy is probably going to wear your face on his face.
Let me know.
And post it in his fucking friend's Discord,
Oh my god look whose face I'm wearing right now!
In one house I found six pieces of food, a poncho crossbow, Jackie.
Found a new pair of handcuffs for back in business.
Found a new pair of pants.
Electro-warpier gear?
They fit real nice they're 29s around the waist.
Wait...
Wait um... 33's
I've been feeling bad it just dropped me loot and shit bro
Hey dig it You're dropping me loot and shit, bro. Hey, take it.
I'll take that shit any day of the week.
Take that deal! We TAKE THAT DEAL!
I'll take that deal.
Hey...
I am at the bridge you got sniped at.
Oh really?
Wish us fucking luck my friend.
I'm literally ready to take a death here.
Yo come back down here.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, wait a minute.
Look at all this shit.
What the fuck?
Oh those are 939.
Look at this dude took a scout
Scout? The fuck
Trying to figure out what I want to do.
Dropping the load off, of course.
I can't even fucking hold this? This thing is gigantic!
It's PPSH is crazy.
Um... Let me just get it off the phone. You have the scout mag up here too?
Scout mag at the top of that.
Who's running the scout?
You want me to run it?
Oh! I
Really don't care. I'm keeping them I want to have my close range weapons.
Alright let's get the f- outta here!
You see him baking?
I hear you eating bacon.
I hear ya!
Oh this guy's got a good armor!
Hold on.
Careful.
Let me have the...
I've got him.
Yeah, just want to be light.
Light taps are the fix.
No it's not. It is a press.
It's just a black press.
Oh, it's just a black press?
Who doesn't have a press?
Take that shit man.
Oh I should take the bug?
That one will stop at 308 if you hit him in the chest
Lucas I keep forgetting to call you Lucas
but yeah it's yours.
You guys what are we doing?
Pipe the airfield?
Lukeman? Yeah, I'm down for airfield. yeah yeah yeah look man uh yeah i'm not very cool
there's something easy to remember drake and i think we have I think maybe
I found your body.
Did you have a scout?
When you tried to cross?
I did.
I had four guns.
Did you die
on top of like
some sandbags?
I told you that, yes.
Oh yeah, he did tell me that. Yeah your loot was...
He cut your body up and your loot was all just sitting on top of some sandbags.
What a fucking bitch!
We got you there. I'm gonna attempt to make my way back here.
What's on bullet first?
Oh, nice!
Oh shit, I forgot I had bullets first.
Six shots.
I have four.
Where is he?
Alright now we're in business.
Take these four shots and I'll be dropping it right here. Where is he? Alright, now we're in business.
Take these four shots and I'm dropping it right here.
Oh my god. I forgot I had those dude, my bad.
I went under the pipe.
Okay, I'm coming.
Usually I like to skip the airfield but this server is just not bad for it. Yeah yeah that's what I was gonna say there's a little bit of loot on this one so...
They got so much added POIs.
Exactly.
I like it to be honest.
No it's nice. It's over like 12 o'clock. Exactly. I like it, to be honest.
No, of course.
It's quality of life for sure.
Yeah dude, yeah.
You guys wanna wait there or no?
You don't get that if you're just a scorer.
If you're scattered in between to make people go different ways.
If you follow this speeding pipe it takes you to the milling?
It takes you straight through uranium research And then it takes you through a different place.
Alright, let's go catch some... We might need to pop a fire sometime soon as well.
You want to pop it at that one notorious spot at the airfield?
Somewhere where we can defend.
Okay, let's go because you can't throw grenades
at that building anymore so it's
defensible now.
I have a fucking auto-
semi-auto shotgun that's perfect for me.
I was playing with a buddy yesterday, and uh...
They were like somebody's coming behind me! And I un-pinned the nade
And I whipped around and pulled out my gun
Nooooo!
Put the nade on myself and put it up.
No wayyyy...
That is crazy.
I've never actually done that before.
So, it's cool.
It is kind of cool to hear someone did do it.
I'm not even gonna lie, I was really fucking high that day.
I'd be dead right there if someone were in here and ran into the fountain...
Yeah, can't fit between those.
What else is up top? Is anybody needing more slugs?
Uh, I'll any more slugs?
I'll take some slugs here.
Right on my seat.
Little bit of bark...
I have a can of food to share here once we get it going. A little bit of the speak.
Cherry filling. I'm gonna overwatch while you guys set that up.
We don't have a weapon cleaning kit do we?
Nah, you ever got water?
Actually there's a faucet at the next factory, I think.
So I think we'll be good. What are you trying to clean? Weapon us.
He was behind- err...
Ah, the scout. The scout is banged out of his damage.
Well the scout will fucking jam huh? It's just damage guys here. banged out of his damage. Well, the Scout...
Yeah, the Scout will fucking jam, huh?
It's just damage to catch him.
I mean, it's just a semi-auto, though.
I don't think it's that big of a deal.
If I'm shooting at range with her
I'm gonna have enough time
to clear it.
Yeah, just don't know if I wanna...
I'm thinking like we find something sick and we don't want to waste the cleaning kit on something that's fucking whack.
Hey can I heal that fire from up here?
Think you can. Can I feel that fire from up here?
I think you can, but I don't know if it's super good.
My temp is going off.
Ahem I don't want to use on a fucking scout basically chat is the too long didn't read version of that conversation.
Oh dude my shoes are fucked.
Oh, you just got to hold me up.
Killed me.
Not the shoes.
He said, lay down right now
or I'm going to kill you.
Lay down right now
or I'm going to kill you.
I said no, bitch,
and I ran.
Oh yeah,
just in case.
That's good.
I mean, bro, he stayed true to his word what are you gonna do?
I ain't laying down shit fuck you bitch!
Yeah you know it.
Do me again waste your bullets, waste your bullets, push him, waste your bullets bitch!
Kill me again
Yeah, I'm gonna use the whole mag on me with a guy with fucking nothing what he got frozen food off of me Really bad I mean get your man
Maybe he a food really bad
Can't catch a break from I feel you
I can even get like into a fight bro bro. Like, I'm not getting shit to get into a fight so...
If you need anything, I got pristine bones.
I threw them on the ground.
Like if you need stone knives or hooks for fishing,
put them in there.
Yeah, I'll make some hooks. I'm good.
Anybody that walks in here, they're fucked. You guys seen open up that can of food I put next to the stove.
Yep, once it unfreezes.
Sounds good.
They are bullying Noddy because he's gonna complain.
They wouldn't do it to Summit.
Yeah, I don't complain.
Honestly, I take everything...
Did anything spawn at that crash alley?
In the middle?
You know, for what it is.
I mean, there's a couple of them.
Nothing I can do about it.
There's like three or four of em'.
I shake it off instantly.
Oh, also...
How long are the storms in between each storm? Is there a set timer or is this shit random?
It's random, and other people can start a storm so it's really fun.
Right, my buddy was saying they could start a storm when they go for the suit or some shit.
Oh, for Lent?
Yeah, where do you start from?
You started from a three minutes of the
business start my religion
oh man where you start to storm I know
where you go to press the button during
the storm. I know where you go to press a button during the storm, which is A2.
To be honest,
I don't play this map that much.
I just come into the starting area a lot and...
What's it called? Chernarus.
Yeah but that map has been out for like 15 plus years.
Like all the way back to Arma 2.
But that map got so boring...
I need a small map where to get there's more engagement. Yeah, so running 20 minutes between each time
That's what dude the cues are just I I got in one time and had a blast.
You gotta know when the restarts are to do your best to get them.
That's the best part.
Play Deadfall first-time isish. It's pretty good.
Yeah, it is fun. New York is good.
New York is...I'm having some fun on it.
You just keep getting cheated on. I'm having some fun on it. It's got a...
Wait, New York?
Yeah
Oh is there another new one?
It's pretty...it's cool. Oh, good.
It's like in testing or some shit?
Some map creator guy just made it
and I don't know it's cool though
it's fun i like maps with progression but it's kind of it always had the queue
as well so i got heat buff whenever you guys are
ready yeah let me do this one let's loot this
place Yeah, I'm good as well. Let's loot this place up quick and then we'll move on.
Alright let's go, I'll run out first, Bailey?
Someone grab that beer.
Oh shit, that's mine. Grabbing it. Going.
SIT! DED!
I'M DEAD! Just gotta do the craziest
E-Nash you've ever done.
Okay, so what's our stance on shooting people right now?
Like are we taking more in or...
We're shooting everybody unless it it's not bad either.
This guy is about to scream at us!
Oh this guys got a good island, I'm taking this!
I've gotten upset! Oh, this guy's got a good armor. I'm taking this.
Don't hit the guy with the armor. Careful.
Light headshots!
Go ahead and just light attack his head.
Take 8 more hits.
Okay, Pristine, baby!
Pristine, baby! That's the good one.
Kill a plate right there. The problem is though you can't repair
this one. What do you use to
repair this? Do you guys know?? Yeah and there's no pouches.
Uh... I don't even think
you can use anything for your repair.
I just think it has really high durability.
Well then fuck me man!
I shall use it.
Does anybody need some more hits of this unknown food?
A few more bites in there?
Alright. Lucas you want a few bites of the unknown? Nothing crazy? Pretty weak but... Uh I got some unknown on me already.
We're gonna be rocking Jimbo?
It's the um...
I got a reflex.
Oh what gun am i rocking?
I have an MP5 that maybe can go on.
Here try to put down your MP5
That's fuckingp-19
car call baby
Dude I used to do ice on there in the PPN-19 with a rolex tree I know.
What the?
He just TP'd for me.
Almost hit ya. My fuckin' head!
That guy's got 380 though. Did I hit you. My fucking head! How about, uh...
He's got 380s on him.
Did I hit you?
Yeah, you did. It was just a light punch for fun.
Now if he swung it-
A fuckin' knife at me with the strong attack
I would've been shot back.
Dude, why don't you smack me?
You can smack me for free now.
Alright dude.
Come here, come here, come free. Come here, come here.
Oh shit!
Fucking broke my nose dude!
Do you want to check the ATC building or no?
Yeah yeah I'm down let's go. I kinda passed third today.
Wanna go back for it real quick?
You wanna go back for it? Nah I don't care.
Max is gonna have like one
decent thing.
Fuck it! I'm going. Committed committed. Let's go then.
I'm going over here for cover.
Are these things out of here normally?
I don't know, no definitely not.
This ATC building isn't here normally.
Oh, there it is.
It's a little bit more to the right.
Yeah, yeah.
There we are.
We're almost at the end of this area.
We're about to get into that one.
Okay. I think we got him. I think so too. No, no, no. Definitely not.
This ATC building isn't here normally. I don't think.
Oh no it's not.
Actually where it is is normally where the other building is that we sat in.
Pretty sure.
And this wood building has actually turned
the other way.
There's a fire pit up... hold on, hold on.
Yo who's up there motherfuckers?
Make yourself known!
This guy has got a little scout too.
Leather sewing kit.
What the fuck is going on here?
357s...
Hold onto these guys.
ACOG as well and a red dot sight.
A fucking fish or something? Shoot I'm so confused where all this came from.
A dried fish?
I might take the other scout.
I'll take it again. I'll eat the net. Lettuce, take a few
don't eat the fuck out of it
Should I...
should i scout?
He's got 15 rounds with a scout too. I wonder if i should drop like 2 PSH and just uh...
So are all the wells frozen? Are there no wells or how does that work?
No, there's walls. They'll work fine.
I just never seen them before.
There's even more walls in this server.
I've only been on this map a few times though.
I can envision how this guy died.
He was standing right here cring under the stairs and sniped by a sniper.
Drop MP5, pick up Magnum.
Nobody's taking that scout.
Drop PPSH.
I was gonna say, I was about to unload the ammo out of it. I'mma take it. Wait you're taking it?
No I'll take it then. No you take it, no you're chilling.
Okay okay okay. Good. take it you take it now you're chilling
mp5 with nothing or a revolver chat with some dude i guess i can carry both
it dude honestly me carry both hello hello what's up you dead i got nine the
fuck you good at beach oh i've been here what do you mean
yeah you weren't saying shit you big dude
where are you at oh we're heading south go on your own adventure i'll try to
meet up with him once i get a looking at the little keys was there any
underground
well it's a wonderful for fucking out of your book about six or forty five
ideas are things that i think is possible I do have some class 6, dropping on his blissex.
Ooh a gun!
You wanna put the stake in the ground here for when you guys abide into?
On top of stairs. stake on the ground here for what you guys have bite into i already ate twice
i already ate twice
yeah ill take a look at that.
Too bad, not too bad.
They have some fire pits in some interesting locations that are dope.
Like, I don't know...
Cause you can cook in any building now basically?
Or buildings that you never could?
They're just gonna come up and do Overwatch You have a gun? Oh, shit.
They're just gonna come up and do overwatch. Am I going to get full here or is this going to eat the whole thing?
That's a good jacket.
Yeah, I didn't check the railing, just looking.
It's a really good fucking jacket. And good pants. The fuck?
Fuck!
That unsovereign, Warren? I swear, I can never find ammo when I have the S-Valve.
But any time I don't have it...
Boom boom.
Check this out. check this out.
Yeah just gonna swipe that stuff over here.
Alright, I need 9x19s and I got an MP5.
Oh shit we're sharing ammo. Yeah I get a 5.56 on the ground by
the way in a mag have high-end stuff.
I'm chillin'.
I already got some.
I am good. Like, I think this is a pretty decent bag. I already got some.
I am good, like I think I'm warm enough so that point where I won't get cold.
I just need gloves, like actual gloves.
Yeah.
Alright. Me and Jimbo both-
No, Biden's baggage is 380. I don't know what to fuckin' do with 380 but I'm all on it for
now how many bullets you have any mp5 zero
but I picked up a magnum of these motherfuckers
so I'm okay there so I would PPS PPSH, a magma and a shotgun.
My range...
Absolute...
I got a nasty amount of 357 here.
How do you split a stat?
Uh... is it control? Hold on.
Yeah right click.
Don't worry I don't need too many bro, I'm okay on it
I have 16 shots myself
No no no, I was just giving you like extra force
Yeah so I got 20 now perfect that's good
Nah I've been almost two full stacks
Yeah we're good then.
No no no listen
Okay what's coming over here then?
I see a guy on the hill
He's looking at me through the window! Watch out.
I'm gonna get a shot on him.
I think one of you hit him.
I don't think it was me.
He ran back, he fell down, he fell back to the hill.
Alright, might have hit him then.
We should be careful.
Do we want to try and cross now while he's dead?
Does one of you have a lock
we might as well i don't want to be stuck in this building yep that's good
serpentine I'm coming. You're up for banking?
Can you work? You might have enough time to get on the other side of the hill and look at him while he's trying to look at us.
Wait, this is you guys right in front of me?
Yeah yeah come come come.
Okay I fell behind.
I was just waiting for you to come come. Okay I fell behind
I was just covering our flank
Let's get the fuck out of here.
He only had a poncho and some other shit.
Man, not worth it.
I see him inside this red building here!
Another time...
He is in that middle one, he's at the water thing!
There was a water thing in that middle...he just left the water.
Did you have a black puncher? Oh no, I don't think so.
Oh no, I just't know. I don't think so. Oh, no.
I just saw him.
What's this guy doing here?
Ew!
That wasn't him. that wasn't him. He's looting, he was looting.
The other guy ran across to the left
He's probably somewhere on the left side of the hill
Let's move for rounds right here
Okay don't get caught looting. I grabbed his visor
I just grabbed the gun
Oh i need a visor
Okay here we go
I have ammo
Where did we came from?
More to the right now by this big tree I'm looking at right now.
He's somewhere underneath.
Nice! He's dead, he's dead, he's dead.
I just shed.
He's definitely dead.
I think we all three have him. heaven sorry shooting just shooting his arm
we're okay Just shooting zombies, just shooting zombies. You good?
I'm good, I'm good. Just shooting zombies.
I didn't know we were on lock for zombies that early.
What do you want to do with this Bison chat? Bye, Zadodo.
It's fucked.
Mando... No it's not fucked!
Hook em'. Hook em'! I got Hello 380 as well for you and your Bison.
Beautiful, beautiful.
We're getting rid of the fucking 57 here.
Actually, bro... Get rid of the BPSH.
We're keeping this
ppsh you got to go i'm gonna throw my
ppsh
dude that's crazy
oh my god, dude.
Those guys got fucking slide.
See if I was alone that wouldn't have played out good for me.
Ain't no fucking way
Yeah, I was just waiting for that guy
I knew the black fontra got it somewhere to our left houses far looking over there while y'all killed this thing
Picks up some extra 380s.
Can you guys...
There might be another guy in here.
I got a headlocker ready for you.
Let's move away from this area
and get the fuck out of here
Yeah, I think we can get out.
We'll trade, yeah.
We got the stuff we need.
Let's go trade.
Let's get to the street line
and then we'll move out.
Oh, fuck. Let's go trade. Let's get to the street line and then we'll move out.
Oh, fuck! My feet...
I need boots.
Alright grab those.
You want me to grab them for you? Yeah yeah either grab boots or boots. I can make some.
Well done, PPSH.
I just threw mine.
Hold on. I threw mine. Hold on.
I threw one over here! Wait is this the same one? Yeah.
Probably yes. Uh take me- Oh wait that's impossible because I just pulled this from the tool shed.
No, no it's not what I mean, it's the same gun, I apologize.
Oh, I got you.
Trail shoes work for me.
Let's go.
It's fine, it's fine. I threw the gun over here somewhere.
There is no way we are firing on this thing.
You can maybe eyeball it but chances are low.
Fuck that thing bro
let's just go.
Do I have enough guns?
You have any bullets in it? Yours?
Uh, I had like five of them.
Oh, fuck. That sucks. Okay. Shit, I had like five i know oh that's nice okay
yeah i wasn't worried about it i dropped it let's go through these rocks I'm going to talk over it for you. yeah yeah
i need your 380 ammo
okay i got like 50.
I dropped it on you? Insane, insane.
Holy shit bro, you're the 380 god damn champion
brother! Bro, I looted both of them and they both have like 2 stacks 380 goddamn champion, brother.
Bro, I looted both of them and they both have like two stacks each.
Oh, you just need an alpha now?
I don't know who... We both shot... I don't know who, but we both shot. I don't know who else shot with me at the exact same time,
but we messed that guy up.
You got handed it, not me.
Good shit guys.
I mean, I don't think that guy was living dude.
I'm gonna smoke that dude. Yeah, yes
I need 22s at this point. They're gonna need 20 twos
Keep it I'll take it. What did we just do?
What is that place we were just at? The place where you killed those guys
or factory and of the factors and then
the next place over is another factory which has a water pump so we're gonna go
there to get water and then it's your research
probably unless we want other planets.
Because we can go to Katara too
but I'd rather
stay on mainland.
Okay. Holy bison ammo. Yeah, you're gonna absolutely shred people.
You're going to hate yourself. Oh my god.
I'm assuming that I can actually shoot people with it. I usually get tapped when I look at these things.
They're so fun to use though.
Just hold left click and win!
Dude, it's perfect for
going in the towns,
killing zombies. It's good
for everything. It's just a good
gun.
I never heard anybody call the fucking visor a good gun, I'll be honest.
I like it!
Especially with more variations of ammo for 9mm and stuff.
Kinda like how there's red rip-ammo shit in Tarkov.
Hey, another 16, Kent.
Let's go.
Yeah,
I guess that'd be cool,
but...
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Thanks for the prize guys who's there. like the shooting a gunplay that's right okay
yeah we got an ammo for how much do you have
to buy some energy i feel nothing i gave him like 60 rounds
yeah i filled two mags of 64 each.
Dude we should have started a wrap while he was doing that.
We still had fucking 60 shots so...
If we find uh what's it called? A gas canister or anything so I'll have the cooking set up for us.
Yeah got it. Got it.
I got a pan in the gas stove!
In Elastove! pan and the gas stove. It'll last though.
I'm good right now, but later on...
I don't see shit. Oh no shit. I'm ready to murder.
Oh no shit, I'm ready to go. Ready to fucking murder!
Some more actually.
Can't believe that turn that-
I went up and saw the guy laying there.
Dude that was crazy. Saw the guy laying there. What the fuck? So random...
Dude, that was-
That was crazy lucky.
Yeah I never- I never even actually-
It goes-
Goes good spotting dude.
Wait you fucked that one guy up in the back.
What was he doing? Just laying there, just laying there prone like looting
I think what you said.
Hit the bison in the back.
Thanks, yeah. Alright just keep your eye out when you cross here
because a tar bridge is to our left
and it's got hello military stuff
Gotcha I'm a guy who loves to play stuff. Some people like to play it.
Leaving MP5? Oh yeah, that's long gone bro.
There is no way we will get that many nines compared to the bison so
devices and media smg close range
you have a really close range give me the shotgun but if somebody's peeking your corner i'm shocked at both of them. If nobody's peeking a corner, I'm shocked over that fucking corner
if I know he's there holding it
but running around by someone
or somebody just peeks up right here
and goes da-da-la-la-, you know, I'll probably miss our shot.
Why are there fishing bobbers on the power lines?
What if it does though?
Dude those are fucking grade A fishing mobbers right there dude.
I'm too busy staring at the hilltop just to flick up!
Yeah, I didn't notice that at all.
I think it's something they did.
Those are for airplanes?
Are we going on the pipe?
No, no.
Oh those are?
I guess that makes sense.
Making me sound smart, Jack. I do that though.
Alright guys, if I get shot first y'all gotta trade me out okay?
That's all I ask.
Yep yep I'll trade your loot for theirs...
Or for our, I mean.
I just realized you got a sick backpack.
Oh my... I have a sick backpack, I gotta fix mine real quick. Let me go on the stream real fast, but yeah, I know that Anderson's at us.
Yeah right here.
Oh my shit was fucked up
My hunting bag almost went forut, dudes.
The plane is flying that low, they have underpoms? Well I mean, I'm sure they don't want to add on the problems here.
More torture research.
What if they fix the problem? Like, we're all gonna live!
Yeah I think I've been to research before sometimes but I haven't gone to like a few of the places where you want to.
I'm ready. Yeah, usually I skip that.
I got people back.
Zombie? I gotta buy some two mags, bro.
I'm trying to stay low on the hill so don't talk.
This here man.
Howdy you.
What do ya got?
Nothing.
Okay. Just a bunch of fun guys. What do you got? Nothing.
Okay.
Just a bunch of fucking food.
Obviously that's better than useless eating.
Yeah, yeah man, yeah, yeah, that's what's happening.
I'm gonna start made. Oh my god! What's happening?
Holy... Alright this place is big, just kinda keep it close. All I need. so Are we going into the factory? Uh, yeah. The water spigot is behind
the factory. Let me check this building real quick.
Okay.
... I'm gonna see how the fire is going to stop. Come on, get up.
Kind of creep your way around come back this way
Matt job, but John Pajama Bobo was that place yellow Visco. Yeah All right Humble jumble bubble That place down this go yeah
It's a good spot
Where the fuck are you at beach? I am it almost to research down south
We actually kill people in a good place
Yeah, shut your bitch ass up and you have to get a fucking duo bitch
Ain't do shit by yourself. What's the tree, you have to get a fucking duo bitch. You can't do shit by yourself.
It's a treat-out it's a treat out
Oh! You have to get two extra people
so that you can play the game by yourself
Your shit your shit
Sorry Albert your shit. I agree with you, that's not bad. I don't know. No 5-3.mm, campus.
Damn dude. I really
thought I could fill this frying pan with water and make it.
Oh so many fuckin'
water bottles. Yeah man.
Sometimes Yeah, I might do. Sometimes it just don't work out how you want to.
Any of you guys need a water bottle? Let's fuck at three.
Yeah, I would love one.
Yeah, I got you.
One right there...
One riiiight there! One right there.
I saw someone.
You know the guy that spun on your bitch ass and headshot you?
Which guy?
Remember when you were...
...on New York's server and you like creeping up on a guy?
And like, hit the ground and just went in shock.
The guy on the grass?
Instant headshot him around the grass? Yeah, yeah. The guy that was like in such a spot. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Instant S over here on the corner?
Yeah.
Take him!
Whoa!
Yeah, this shit's...
Well what about it?
Yeah, somebody just tried to do that to me and I just fucking smoked his bitch ass
and I was looting him into the-
I'll just show you guys like so much.
It's actually like so much.
Actually, this is so addicting to watch.
Wow, yeah.
I'm burning. Easy! Turning 39 years old this fine day. Thank you for the countless entertainments and good times some love
Sam Miles, appreciate ya brother. It's always a pleasure sir
I hope you had a good day
And uh... happy fucking birthday.
Feels birthday on the chat for grandma, so slow.
Thanks brother.
Also Gregulator thanks for the pronounce up sir welcome.
Appreciate using that here dude.
Thanks to the Reez guys.
I was ready, give me a second
Nah, i'm good
Uh oh! Oh, I hit the door thank god. Honestly we didn't put the door open. GET THERE LADY! GET THERE!
Yeah I kinda wish we found that I wanna find that board but
Cause I don't have that much food
They still have...
30, what's it called?
Unknown can.
Grab this ammo for your bison. I'll take it bro. Got it, got it.
If we don't start finding enough food, I can ration myself human meat from now on so you guys can eat rare food.
Just need to cut off a player.
You don't mind the-
I don't mind the human buff!
I just need somebody to gag me so they can't hear me laugh.
Do we want to get a heal for you or do it somewhere else? Up to you guys, doesn't matter to me.
There's a room right here where we can just sit.
Might as well.
I'm going to give you the rest of this, uh... camp work.
When we get in there.
Where's my gun?
I'm aiming on my fist. Last time we came in here, my boy was just casually looting this shit.
Opened his door and two motherfuckers inside the door started passing out man.
No shit dude, really?
Yeah he matched the map real tough.
I got a pristine press fes right here and a pristine PU
Take that pristine press fes if you need it
Oh yeah
I got a pristine pu scope episode of adventure time take this board
all right we need thank you
we need stuff like sticks.
Sticky sticks? Okay.
And a charge, Charge!
Yeah! sheep I'm the goddamn fire maker in this crew, I guess. Everyone's got one, you know?
Every crew has a Firestarter.
She didn't think it was going to be me with the monotons insane you know
let's get some more builds I just imagine somebody walking through that door and shooting me, and you open the door That's it.
It's insane dude.
How many fucking bolts you got for this?
If I had these bullets, I would go through the passage and just fuckin' dump them into minotaurs
and skeletons and shit. you know what I mean?
Can we get some purification pot please too if we need it later down the road.
So... We need better down the road.
And if you find a cool gun that can take an ACOG or a PU, let me know. Yo Ryguy I appreciate you brother
So we're gonna play Dark and Darker?
I haven't played it in a long time.
It's probably changed quite a bit, I imagine.
We could try again in the future with Touch sometime.
Not Frozen, but Freezing.
I don't think you can eat Freeze. Can you eat Freezing?
Make sure it's damp. I don't think you can increase it. Can you increase it?
Make sure you randomly glance at that front door, one of you guys.
The big doors just glance at them every once in a while.
We have a single door next to us they could come in and then there's a big giant door at the end of it.
I got this one.
Okay, okay.
Just randomly glance...
There's gonna be a buff from over here?
Yeah. You don't have to like... How is this not moving to listen. so so so so Drop your shock controls.
Thanks, doggy.
Holy Jesus Christ!
Let's go boys we got a good start here, bro.
I expect suits... This is by far the best start I've had on this map.
I expect suits for all three of us.
Three suits? Yeah, okay.
I'm East Coast time though so i got like an hour and a half left of me.
Yep sounds like suit to me.
Yeah it sounds like you're definitely getting the suit.
Is that how long?
Honestly yeah 30 minutes we'll, a suit. Yeah 30 minutes will have a super...
No shit dude
Nah bro you're not getting that shit today
Or probably tomorrow even if we play but it's so... We could get a single
fill in an hour and half feels.
If we can run down
Taro up and down three times, we'll probably find
one thing. that then i wonder actually
i know tara has a couple more things right it's got like a village over there
i've been to car on this server. It's good.
It's nice.
It's nice.
Is there more industrials um,
to hit for uh,
yeah,
villas?
Okay.
That's nice.
This place is a pretty unique um,
I heard this place-
I heard you um,
you can cure
uh... Frostbite? There was one more thing, what
was the other thing?
Oh! You can repair...
There's repair kits for the fuckin' armor of the suit.
Which I think is dope because
bro, you spend so much time getting that suit
it's gotta fucking suck just to wear out.
You decided not to use this pp-19 I'm using a big enough here in a
way for that oh my god yeah it's sweet! I'm gonna use this now.
I tabbed out and hit the drop button.
That's all good.
Alright, I'm getting buffed up.
You guys ready to roll the research or?
It would've sucked if we fucking lost him.
Goals, goals.
Are our goals in life right now?
Gas masks?
Lights?
Neuron detector or whatever the fuck that is saying?
Batteries?
That sort of stuff.
Let's go!
Okay.
Electronics.
It's better than deadfall gas filters, bro.
Fucking 20%.
Shout out to research
I need a
I need like a DayZ professional
To like fucking go through my fights
that I do, that I last longer than two seconds
on.
And explain to me
why I fucking suck.
You know what I'm saying?
What did I do wrong?
Get this one, get that one.
He should do this one.
You know?
How we see him do this he's a dumbass.
Oh! Server hiccuping up a little bit there. Oh, oh.
Is the server hicking up a little bit for you guys?
Oh, we're back.
No, we're not back.
You guys are good?
Oh, shit!
Oh yeah, yeah it is. Are you guys feeling that? oh I can feel it a bit, yeah.
Trying to move separate inventory.
Oh wow!
That's what you guys tell us. kinda loose for I can so you know
teleporting Saturday yeah I'm keeping
feel it We're going the right way? Okay, pick it up here. Do we want to loot this town up or no?
I'm totally down, we're low on supplies.
Yeah, and we need food.
We can use some cans. This is different, I don't know. Oh, we need food. We can get you some cans.
This is different, I know.
This is not normally here.
So I was confused when it was up here and then I realized
that's Advin... Oh, guy?
I'm gonna be too laggy to help.
I'm pushing him! He dropped, he dropped.
Oh, he dropped? Okay.
He's not dead, buddy.
He's knocked out.
He's knocked out.
Don't move!
What up bro?
Don't fucking move!
Thought we could kill him.
I'm gonna go get the other guy.
I'll be right back.
Oh, he's still alive. He's still alive. Thought we could have fun there. I paid the piper for it.
I'm gonna be honest, I'ma call that lag We got you we got We got you. I'm done!
We got you.
Hey, my ceramic's still worn though, bitch.
You didn't do nothing.
What a butthole.
He didn't even say anything. Look at this shotgun he shot me with men
you had three blots no bro this guy poop
gray poupon to me man you know what i'm saying
yeah yeah there's a uh brown ski mask on the ground
this guy's got an a shotgun with an acog that's what he put me down with bro
wait where did the...
where'd the AK go?
what do you mean? I'm not sure.
I have an AK on, so grab it.
He's got a 20 rounder 556...
Didn't he have a Mosin? This guy had a Mosin, didn't he?
Is that what you put me down with?
I guess I need 7.62
For what gun?
I don't know For what gun? I could have sworn I saw a Mosin.
Any 760, extra?
Oh you have it! You got it.
Here's your your take some bullets
um seven six two three nine so that takes seven six two
three nine holy out all right yeah okay yeah i got some bullshit
alright 2019s i really appreciate it Bullshit. 25-9, 2019's.
I really appreciate it.
Badly damaged...
Drop the shotgun for ya.
Gonna take another one of these guys.
Head torch, baby. Boom!
Look at me now.
Charcoal tabs...lighter. Someone take his lighter.
He's got more scout and rifle slugs.
You said you had ammo?
Yeah he has some of the best uh legs in the game
i'm coming inside a building let's go
i'll drop you your ammo, sir.
You said what do you want?
760-39.
Go ahead.
Not an incredible amount but it's decent.
I just want to get Mag in this quick.
Mows and ammo... Moe's in ammo, Moe's in ammo is there. Does our boy Lucas know he's not talking?
Yeah yeah I think I had some dude.
Holy shit.
So I hear you now, what's going on?
You can hear me? Hello? Yeah.
I normally like to give people the benefit of the doubt
hence why when he was unconscious
I tried to like... reason with him.
But uh...
You know it's not your fault
I said-I was saying put your fucking hands up or don't move
basically too so... I won't do it again, because you almost died.
I saw y'all!
I was like, they're about to get shot and then I just told you to get popped bro.
Dude he fell over and I was like noooo!
I thought he- I died.
Yeah, don't die bro.
Guys, I'm the main character.
He shot you with a buckshot. You got real lucky.
I'm the main character, and I have a GoPro. I can't die.
Alright, I'll probably die first.
... Dude, I was TP'ing that whole time. You said you saw that guy?
I was like rubberband-ing so hard.
Bro right? Are we back? Move around a little bit. You said you saw that guy I was like rubber banding so hard. Oh, right
We're good we're good now that was just all Surtur brown wasn't it? I think this is an East Coaster room.
Man, my fingerless gloves are f***ed. Does this guy have any gloves?
Does he only have gloves on him?
Do you have electrical repair kit with anybody anybody I'm gonna hold on to this
We need that
I got pristine shit. There's a pristine a cog on your under Scout. I dropped if you need it
Make it just in case.
I also have another worn one in my inventory as well.
You know what?
I'm going to drop my shotgun and go scout them.
That scout was popping, am I glad of you.
Yeah!
Take it... we're going to continue.
There's 12 shots.
Hey man, thank you.
We'll drop this magnum too. Boom boom, alright. Thank you.
I'm gonna drop this magnum too, boom, boom. Not really reasonable to hold onto it.
This is me rolling back up.
Thank you for the 12 shots.
You're good.
So he got a magn in it, right?
The scout thing...
I don't think we used the thing on the scout either chat.
Maybe go check out a couple more of the buildings while you guys set up.
Man, this scout is so fucking ugly when it's damaged. Holy...
Yeah, it is.
Damn, no Scout Mag? That guy had one I think.
This guy had a... he got a...
He had a VSS mag.
Let's do that scout mag thing.
We don't know if someone did it we killed.
I saw an HG mag.
Where's this guy body at again?
Right here by the fence
Yo, I just found a blaze
What?! Yeah, somebody with a blaze I'm gonna Blaze. What?
Yeah, scout me. Does somebody want to Blaze?
Does he have a hunting scout?
I'm not going to Mose' him so...
Yeah, I'll fucking take the goddamn Blaze.
Come inside here, come inside here.
Is there any.308 rounds that you have?
Anybody have.308s?
I'll take it if we have them.
I don't have any.308s.
You don't have any?
I have none, bro.
Let's see what else. All I have is 357 and 762.
I can do that stuff.
I'm gonna put my visor in backpack mode.
Shoulder this motherfucker until he gets to 3 weights.
Just remember your goals, okay? On the 3-h.
Dude I have 40 Mosin shots! Oh my god...
If this was Deadfall you you would be under-deared.
I believe it.
40 shots? He would blow through that!
I remember watching a couple streams and it was like fucking invisible teleporting vampire zombies or some shit.
Oh yeah bro, they don't fucking play.
You gotta bait them to a fucking container.
Yeah.
Here's ref. I don't think we use this chat. Is this thing gonna jam?
Fuck it.
Gotta hit the combat roll!
I was wondering what that noise was.
I'm just gonna do this. Just imagine someone takes a shot, combat roll, boom! Takes another shot, combat roll.
I should have fixed that actually.
It could look better here. That's how it looks better here.
Alright, you wanna get out of here?
We can look over your head.
What a combat role!
Alright, I'm ready.
Alright, I have long distance i have short distance
and i'm distanced you want to look for food real quick
yeah i'm assuming he already looted everything. He needs 22s, he may have just gone here.
Yo radio!
I'm gonna grab this radio, it should come up with a station
He is food man
He is food...
You don't want to do this
you sure you want to eat him bro i don't know
hey do we still do we still need the 76225s? Does anybody rock in the PPSH?
I don't. I don't need it.
I'm eating this.
You sure you want to eat that, Sol?
I do. I'm sure. Alright, well... you sure you want to eat that i'm gonna i do
um i'm sure all right really all right ain't complaining
a little cookout john
okay listen to me listen to me, when you guys are cooking... Yeah I'm listening to you.
Um, can you guys cook in this building right here?
You guys have a stove right?
Okay, cook here and I'll be at the top. Yeah. You guys have a stove, right? Have something? Okay click here.
I'm gonna be on top of...
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
Click setup.
I'm going to be in that window watching the door okay?
Okay.
Let me get a mental...
Hold up let me get a mental picture of you.
Uh, hit the stone?
Hit the stone?
Hit the stone? Hit the stone? Hit the stone? Let me get a mental, hold on.
Let me get a mental picture of what you guys look like real quick.
Do you want smoke coming out of it or do you want just cooking set up?
Oh yeah I guess we can just cook inside of that guys this house is better than this one has the double stone
I'm gonna watch you guys go through
Hey, how do I watch them though?
I don't think I can watch them from here.
This is lined up really poorly.
Not poorly but probably tens of bucks down there.
Yeah. poorly probably intense about that yeah That one right i think so yeah i'm just snipe him around his face he'd never know Alright dudes, we got a decent start going on.
How you doing, naughty?
Naughty, naughty, bull body. But hello! All gone naughties?
... Calling on Nadis.
Oh, I'm muted.
Nadi how you doing?
Nadi calling on Nadis. I don't know if i'm needed anymore yeah he's muted
why we need heat heatbuff with them?
Yeah, I guess I should.
Pretty... wait.
Have to.
I don't have a choice.
I fucking HAVE TO man! Thought i was gonna be cool, can't be Okay. What do you want man?
What do you want?
Hey, it's me guys.
It's me.
I realize I need to heat up because I don't have a couple items right now.
Yeah, check this out! Check this out!
Hold on one second.
Check this out. Try these on your Mosin. shit if you use both of them i wonder if it would make a candle. It's not working?
Hold on, let me look.
It is working, it is working.
Bam!
Oh shit.
If you spray it with the black one now what will it do? Hold on hold on now I just blacked it out.
And green...
Oh, black and green!
That's sick!
Yo, that's sick!
Hold on.
Okay but it's snowing.
Okay but it's thick.
Oh, that's so funny.
It's like a fucking snowman. Yeah, I know. It's like a's snowing.
Okay but it's like on the top of the hill.
That definitely looks good.
The pain system is cool.
Yeah... Oh, you just said- I want Gnostic though.
Oh, you just said...
Okay what if I just bring one piece of human meat. And then, if we
knock out another guy...
I feed it to him,
we take his shoes and then we let
him go.
That's just foul.
I'm gonna let you walk up and be talking. That's his file.
I'm gonna let you walk up and be talking.
That's why that guy did what he did, because he knows even if he complies he's fucking dead so he might as well go for a kill
but what he doesn't know is I have fuckin ceramic plate
mists. I've tanked everything
alright, I need new gloves, lighting rods. Let me go find something to wear but actually I'm gonna find something to eat first.
That's pristine, eating some of that beef. Mmm It smells so good!
My pocket meat...
Just gonna take nibbles out of it
Kinda like Napoleon Dad out of mine with his tater tots.
Dude, what's my nutsack dude?
Maybe some gravel would be better.
I need clothes to put on.
I do need a new jacket.
Your shower, my shower?
Thank you, thank you.
Appreciate ya, got to notice. First one in. Um... I'm over here.
Where'd he go?
Wait, I didn't even need that.
What do I need?
Hands.
Is that this one?
I don't know what I'm talking about. Does anyone have 1 rag?
I gotta find something else.
Yeah. one rag i think yeah Oh, yeah. I think that makes sense to watch real quick.
Alright.
Aw, shouldn't I get E buff?
I'm almost there though.
Does that thing still fire?
Uh probably.
That one.
If not I can turn on my gas stove real quick.
Nah nah it should be fine.
I should be able to get this really fast.
Yeah here you go.
Keep forgetting to hit it though, I don't know why.
Yeah that's tons of time. I got it, let's go.
Your temperature says you're at 36.4 Celsius.
Oh, thanks.
Alright, let's go Alright. A little bit better off eastbound.
My teammates got good snipers...
Wait, uh I got the sniper for this.
Uh your research got quiet so I guess we'll see what's up?
It's gotten really quiet in general.
Like the further north we've gone it's just gotten quieter and quieter.
You ask consent to do that yet?
Yeah.
What the fuck?
I did not know...
Why don't I have a full mag in this one,
Did I shoot some bitches?
Stay close, sir.
Can you get radio?
I don't have any actually. That'd be dope!
I've never used them, but I'm down.
So me and my friends will go into vanilla servers
And we'll only talk in game
After we meet up and we'll use walkie-talkies and stuff
That's pretty cool
A version That's what's up, B. What about immersion?
It just kind of like...
it leaves the option open to call in for backup
but they don't know like everything that's going on kind of thing
like you got to pull the walkie-talkie out of talk. Make sure if the walkie's on and on your backpack, they can hear everything you're saying.
Yeah I know that's why you gotta turn it off every time.
Battery dies so fucking fast if you don't.
Alright, gas mask... Headlamps...
Filters...
And uh the one thing is filaments where we can get this here.
Yeah the one thing, filaments. But we can't get those here. We got it captain! Oh, I'm hurrying remote detonator.
In Claymore?
Dude, I would love to claymore someone.
Oh my god that would be so cool.
Sharpening center here?
Just like...
Oh yeah, I already had one, I didn't pick it up.
Ooh gunshot!
That's a glorious stunning place to be. taps If the claymore, you actually don't need the remote thing that he has it comes with the planar
The remote thing that he has would be more for like
making your own explosive, alright?
What's this place?
Research.
This thing is pretty familiar, I've been to this place before.
This is where I was in the last too. This is as far as I know. One of those yellow things that have grenades in it, too and shit.
It can make you crazy.
Pretty sure.
Yeah one of those yellow containers.
And then I got stabbed in the back.
Stabbed in the back?
Not by a T-man right?
No.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh. Oh. Oh. I tried to get back, not by a teammate right?
Uh...
I trust the random ended badly for me after we played together for two and half hours.
No! You're
lying. Yeah, dude.
Nah, dude it was...
He can't- He was like hey will you make me some
hand wrappings with these rags real
quick? And then he shot me in the head.
No fu- after two and a half hours?
Yeah, yeah two and a half hour bench dude.
Oh my god dude. I'm sorry.
That must have felt painful.
A little painful?
Yeah it was whatever that was.
It's what you get for trying to trust people.
Yeah but bro after that on the phone...
You can't trust people usually in the first five fucking minutes
you know what I'm saying?
And then you trust them.
I thought it was sus because he was like...
He-he was wearing gloves and he's like
I need you to craft me these gloves
so my-mine are broken but
I could tell his weren't broken
I figured I was gonna get shot in the head Man, you shoot broken but I could tell his weren't broken.
I figured I was going to get shot in the head.
Man, you shoot him right there bro.
You'll know better next time.
Yeah absolutely.
That's a hard one to catch though bro that's a real hard one to catch though, bro. That's a real hard one to catch even though you notice it, it's still hard to act upon.
Well yeah because you trust them and then it's like you're stuck in the animation so there's nothing you can do
You know? You're on your knees at that point.
You know how to right click yourself out of that shit, right?
I'm sure it wouldn't matter but...
Oh! I need this!
Here what? I'll tell ya a trick right now really. I need this.
I'll tell you a trick right now, brother. Come here. Okay.
You know how like
the circle thing that pops up when you do shit?
Like I'm doing this right now. So check it.
It can actually at the end of the circle
Oh, while you're doing the animation yeah at the when the circle finishes right click
or just even when it doesn't finish your way if you right-click you come out of
the animation way faster instantly start being able to move again. Oh... I didn't know that.
So if you're drinking water,
doing anything, making racks
any sort of thing like that
your guy normally will take a long time
Oh shit dude Yeah remember that one bro will take a long time. Oh, shit, dude.
Yeah, remember that one, brother.
Actually, that's actually...
That's pro.
That's gonna help
a lot when it comes to people trying to betray you randomly at like Fallon's and shit, y'know what I'm sayin'?
Yeah right that happened a few times.
You made an uphead the watering hole then some dude comes up and just taps you in the back of the head.
Yeah, yeah, and you can't really react fast enough because the animation...the normal animation for it is so fucking long to get out of it.
Like-it's like all the animals in the jungle going to one water hole to get water.
Yeah, yeah. And the other way kills everyone.
You can get a lion's share of that.
I'm smothering so hard right now.
Are we both? Oh, good.
Going!
Go! Where do you wanna head? we wanna go
use some barracks
there's a random barrack down the A-flat down this way.
That's pretty close. Just gotta look at the floors as we go. That's like right past...
You heard those shots?
Those are pretty close, those are pretty close. You heard those shots?
Those are pretty close.
Those aren't far from us.
I didn't really hear anybody else.
I swear, I just like that stuff.
They sound a lot better outside than they just sounded a lot better in the room.
Check the top of construction building for 308.
And check it... building for 308. Gosh, Shep.
I'm checking the top of construction
building for 308 right now. Where's that at?
Oh! I'm going to close all these doors and be inside one?
Oh my god. Look, look, look! Damage from SF1 I thought it was a gun.
Damage found us F1
I'm gonna sell my career and carry if you need
I'll too, i'm not taking it
Is this a good gun? that's a uh... care of her the again
it was a bit
expansion
thing melts Not in these containers is all day on my line. I don't know. That's just ideal.
No, no.
You can do it. Okay. What are you doing? Oh. I have a grenade system too.
What did you guys find, a GM?
Oh my god.
Let me load them.
Yeah we do.
We're gonna get the guy in here.
Oh no!
Oh no!
Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! What did you guys find? A GL? Oh my god, let me load them. Yeah we did
No you didn't dude
You better not be fucking blowing up something like that aren't you Brandon
I just gave him a smoke it's ok
Wait it's a smoke, it's okay. Wait...it's a smoke?
Yeah yeah yeah, it's a smoke.
Tactical smoke.
I found the gas mask too.
See if its gold tipped,, that's an explosive.
I found a combat gas mask.
I'm gonna try this real quick.
I just need the test shot.
What the fuck is on your head bro? Oh! You scared the shit out of me.
Dude I thought you just got shot in the face.
I didn't know what it was going to be.
I literally heard him say he wanted
to give a test and it still scared me.
I didn't process
that fast
until too late.
Oh my goodness.
It's a little
hood, bro.
You think
you're
logging?
That looks good. It's stuck in one of those bro Uh, you're bleeding for yourself. Oh I'm tripping.
I need to take my stuff it's better quality.
Um...
Well we still need a gas mask for you right?
You have the filter in yours?
Yeah
No I don't.
The mask with the filter.
We need them like way later in this.
They would keep trucking.
I hate being here, it's just so open. That was not a little nice. Holy shit! I don't know. Wait, can I not wear the assault vest?
You don't want the assault vest?
Aw it's ruined.
It's nothing like an assault vest.
Yeah. Okay. Maybe. Oh, it's ruined. It's not even like the other saltless labs.
You can only wait until like stress or assault, and then saltless have armor.
We go fishing to be honest.
Yeah we do that actually.
I mean i'm pretty good on food and water right now.
I am not. I still got a whole bottle of water, but I still got white food
I'm getting yellowed when I'm going down pretty quick.
There's a pond to our left.
I still got this baked calf if you wanna try some.
Oh yeah! Which way are we coming from?
That side, right?
Far right.
I have a good question.
Are we dead?
There should be a pond over here.
Oh, shit! there should be a pond over here so See if we can craft you some gloves. So there's a reason the guy turned on him after 2.5 hours, you think so? You think he yapped him up or what um Uh huh.
Should be just over here.
Yeah, maybe he's a cann- cause he's a cannibal right? Maybe that's why.
Maybe the guy noticed that he was eating human meat and couldn't take it anymore. so so Do you have stuff to make rods? For all of us or no?
No, I only got one rod.
Okay.
I've got a rod in my friend.
Never go south without a dead human as a fishing rod in your backpack.
Sounds about right.
Just don't let Drake know about him or he'll eat him.
Drake, you got human meat on you right now?
Alright.
That's a cool AK, Jake. I didn't know that thing shot 760s., it's pretty sweet. It looks like a mini AK doesn't it? Like a 545?
It looks like a mini AK but it shoots 7.62 right?
Yeah, it 760.
That's so weird.
Fish out! Fish out! One fish
out! We got a live one!
How you doing Nottingham?
How am I doing?
Yeah little bro, what's going on? How am I doing? Yeah, little bro. What's going on?
How am I doing?
I got off DayZ an hour ago!
Oh why?
The game is fucking trash
Okay? Every time I fucking spawned
there's spawn campers, bro.
I literally spawned in, I walked
two centimeters and two people fully geared come
and start punching me out, bro.
They beat me up.
I die.
I spawn right next to them again.
So I go back
and I'm like
you guys are fucking poor.
You're all broke.
You're fucking brokies, bitch.
You're poor.
You got no money.
You got cockroaches on the wall
and then
they're just spraying their guns at me missing all their
shots bro missing everything i just stood there let them beat me up bro every time i spawned die
die die die listen imma say something all right's Namalus, bro.
The extent of what I was...
If you don't get past a certain
threshold it's constant.
Literally if every time I spawned
I couldn't even gear I just have people just waiting for
me so they could kill me from my tuna so what i started doing as soon as i spawn i eat the
tuna right away but i don't get nothing bro it's like you should have been doing that
forever ago yeah i was i was doing that that if you all know how freaking ridiculous it is
Just go to a starter town and start a fire. You'll have people at your door like it's fucking Halloween
I'm really hungry Yeah, I know. You guys got a fire?
I'm really hungry.
I would spawn in,
eat my tuna and just sprint into inland bro that's it and I would just get killed
either by fucking somebody camping or whatever it was bro you know what
saying this it has to be the mosque because bro yesterday or even this last week on that fall
i've been putting in work. Yesterday was crazy,
was it not?
Are you still alive?
Yeah, I'm watching movies.
I'll say something to the channel. Oh, you're right.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Two fish down, two fish down.
Yeah, getting a third now.
Getting a third.
I'm not going to lie.
It's hard in these cold climates.
Fish don't like to swim
in this bitch.
Hard to perform, man.
Listen, someone grab
these fish and start
cooking at you, man.
I'm not going to do everything.
I'm fishing, man.
Well, cooking that shit man i'm not gonna do everything i'm fishing man
you wanna play this one
let me look okay yeah I see my message in it.
Something rolls up on us, we all have our heads down, boom boom boom!
Are you gonna go for a house or something
if someone rolls up on us i'm reporting into the police for cheating
yeah i'm down.
Fished up! Fished up! Got ourselves another one! It's a big boy too. It might be lead in that one.
I use that joke too much. Someone said switch to 90's streams and watch the Toy Story.
You watching Toy Story bro?
I'm watching Toy Story 3.
I watched 1 and two yesterday.
They ever did a live action toy story?
That one guy with the crazy eyebrows, that actor should play him.
You know who's that guys? The guy from Maze Runner?
Yeah yeah the guy with the crazy eyebrows Let me just get this stuff for a fire, okay? You ever seen that guy? The guy from Maze Runner. You know those?
Yeah yeah the guy with the crazy eyebrows, yeah.
Might be getting too old now though to be honest.
What would you want him to play?
Umm...
What's his face?
The fucking uh... Bad guy in Toy Story.
Bear? I'm looking at him right now.
Wait, the bear?
Yeah, the kid man.
What was that kid's name again?
Sid! kid now i can see it
yeah actually look like a hundred-point
is that you know i don't might be getting too old out of this at uh...
your journey to the center
his lawyer for sure.
You know the guy with the crazy big head?
You shut your mouth.
What about Ruston, he's got some decent updates lately. Yeah?
I hear he gets you just updates where you get to stay in your base longer.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm a little worried about the state of Rust and uh...
And the amount motherfuckers sit in their base.
Yeah man. and the amount of motherfuckers sitting in their base.
Yeah man, it's been fun.
I'm still a firm believer that AKs should not be craftable and they should be rare pickups.
I'm still on that boat.
There's some things I don't like about it, but it's a great game. I really enjoy playing it.
I'll go on my stint again with it.
That's one of my problems with the game
I really felt like
Just crossing buildings was fucking scary
Because these dudes would be
There'd be people that
You know the guys
Mill Hacker
There'd be someone who lives next to you And they're always on the roof, you know what I'm saying?
Couple naked double barrels outside your door, you know?
Come back to your fucking house after farming for 15 minutes.
Got a full fucking loadout, or
full inventory just to...
Or maybe 30 minutes or so?
Full fucking loadout to die 10 feet away from your base
randomly.
Oh, look at this guy. 10 feet away from your base randomly oh
look at this guy someone starts shooting actually you're trying to jump up on
your fucking door so locked into the
craft Still locked into the craft. Look at him.
I'm owning it.
And yeah, that game is... Listen chat. You have to pay a website so your name is not searchable on their website
To help not get stream sniped. But you can stream snipe anyways.
You know what I'm saying? It's a tough
game to stream.
I remember
at one point, I started getting into
shotgun raiding, like abandoned bases with wood doors.
It's pretty fun.
I'd put a suppressor on the shotgun, bring a bunch of fucking bullets out there
that shitty bullet right? The shitty
shotgun round that you bring.
And yeah, just pump it.
... Yeah, Rust is one of those players where there's no...
There's no ifs ands or buts that everybody will be killing each other.
This guy's a machine bro!
Fucking going!
No wellies or pots here, bro.
I'm shuffling it up, don't worry.
Alright, Flo.
It's tough to...
It's tough to avoid
stream snipers in that game.
It's also super fucking annoying every time you
hit your map button, you have to have an overlay
and you guys get some stupid fucking overlay
that pops in your face while I look at a map
and I do that a lot, right?
I'm always gotta look at my ma-
I always gotta look at my map and rest.
Holy...
Let's get ready to move.
Yeah, should I fail? Should I-
No more fish then? Fuck it? Okay.
I got a hell of stuff and we're gonna be good for a bit.
I'mma let this fillet finish cooking and then we're gonna dip out.
Yes sir, yes sir, let me just get my rope back and I'm good.
Let me grab you a few real quick.
Wait, what? We shouldn't have that on the up. We got any food real quick? Are we pushing that or are we going the other way?
It's up to you guys.
Thank you for the food, appreciate it. I'm good.
Got three fish.
I'm down to adventure out more, to be honest. It don't matter.
Oh, bro! I forgot. Fuck, I forgot.
Too much time spent on
Deadfall, Mami!
On Deadfall you're in the cold
but you don't have a thaw and you don't have enough meat.
You gotta worry about fucking minotaurs and skeletons.
Yeah, that sounds like a great thing.
I should have told him the first time!
It's absolutely fucking horseshit
they used to make it so
you can go over there with a skeleton mask or skull mask on your face right and the skeletons
wouldn't be able to recognize you only like the elites would but now they took that away
for i guess a little while uh... temporarily and it sucks
cause you just get shit loads of money bro
You'll just be in the forest like we are now
And you'll just get 5 or 6 of them
Just running out
One thousand dollars I don't know. What's that?
Is there a gun that one taps the minotaur?
Yeah, they have a gun that one-taps literally everything.
Alright... ummm... what's the move?
What's the move? I don't know. Let's go get guns and shit, man.
Where'd you go?
Alright. Let's get gear.
Let's go kill people.
Let's steal peoples gear.
I mean we could fight the guys in uranium and rain-
uranium but uh they're gonna have like the same kind of shit we do
Yeah we don't upgrade yeah we don't upgrade
And then if a chain some more.
I was at Katara Harbor like two days ago and a team of three pulled up on me and my buddy that just logged in
Like a minute in
And they had spacesuits all three of them
Whaaat? Or actually no two of the messengers and they had spacesuits, all three of them. What?
Well actually no two of them have spacesuits
one of them was plated up
I've never been to a space suit once. yeah, I don't play a lot of this Once you get to this point though it's a pretty fun map
It's just the beginning can be pretty chaotic
You have to are all over the damn place.
Why not- why don't you play day one anymore?
We... because one of my buddies got banned for like a minor ruleset.
We just have to get him ticket and then give him a man so that's
it all the way back what is that zero who does that do that's got to be 700 no
idea I'm going 600, and I'll shoot now, okay?
That's so far...
Okay, okay. Watch this shit
we're gonna see him fall.
Oh my god! I see them!
He's dead? Kill two of em'. I hit him. Let's go, I did not hit him. I shot so high
So much sick ammo guys, like who do we think we are?
Wait, oh he's right behind He popped him back!
RUN! Wait, oh he's right back. Run!
Oh to our left someone is shooting at us let's's go! Run run run run! It's someone else, it's someone else.
Yeah yeah yeah yeah I'll do a round on this.
Make sure your zero is getting put back to fucking normal.
Why zero down? 200 100 man on this set 800
Yes, fellas. We almost had a monster couple shots and crack them
I From that far? Oh fuck, I'll take a shot at someone.
I know I have no MSN, don't stress it.
Don't stress it!
That's not of us. There's no shooting at somebody else. The guys that shot us would probably be shot by somebody in town or something.
Yeah, we had some... those were some close ones. I'll be honest, I feel like we had some
close ones.
You wanna know what it is?
That's about- I really do feel like it was about 600 right there.
I don't know where up here it is. I don't know what it is. Big ol' needle.
Actually, we're gonna get fucking sniped if that doesn't work out pretty soon.
Yeah, I've never been up on that something and it's so slow.
It's also very loud the SNIPER. I don't find that so nice, so it's weird.
It's also very loud, the snow around it.
Yeah, everything... you're gonna have to get used to being exposed on the mosque, I'm just kidding.
But expose that seriously and really distance, yeah. We just have to learn how to circuit team up a hill really quick. I mean, do we want to go to A2 or just throw out the needle?
You don't have lights, do you?
I mean, that's me.
I only have one. No, we't. We still have one.
Let's go fight people.
Let's grab some blue bear.
Okay.
They're headed here.
We got about an hour left anyway.
Oh, there he is.
He's going to get us.
He's going to get us.
He's going to get us.
He's going to get us.
He's going to get us. He's going to get us. He's going to get us. Yeah, I had to heal.
Look look look look
Yeah, there's a little bit of fire
What the fuck is that? Did you see this?
Oh, a knife.
It's fine.
Alright.
Never been attacked by a wolf before.
Yeah, he just took out himself which is weird.
Probably should have been shot that's actually bad.
Yeah, I was on the night phone because he was running back and forth glitch This fucking guy.
Alright, let's go.
I just
want to shoot the bison this time man.
Bison is like my first weapon.
Every time I get a lot of bullets with it, I don't get to uh...get in
a good fight with it. I always die before I shoot a single bullet.
Stay near these rocks on the right side.
I gotta get Stan before we start running again. Snow on Livonia? Of course.
This is actually winter chanice But not the candy cane We're going up to Candy Cane Green Hill right now.
Check it out. uh What are you gonna do?
Wanna get stand back?
No, I'll just get my stand back.
Yeah, I'm good over here.
Let's go. Ooh honey, we need some sunlight!
You wanna snub on this one? Oh yeah, try'm running behind you. honestly
this is not that fall this isn't a mosque we had some problems on deadfall today and oh no we didn't uh we just said
we shouldn't connect to the server you you guys. So we're gonna play Deadfall today.
Something like that.
We played for a little bit but Naughty couldn't get in.
My character ended up dying on Deadfall Chat, right? And then I got sad and went and played Deathmatches or something. so I'm going to go.
Guy top, second ring.
He's down here.
He said second ring.
Not seeing him. Third ring, third ring.
He's third ring. Third ring!
... I think it's here too. I can see 200 kills in there. I'm sorry. so so so Fuck, this guy has my voice. My teammate didn't just shoot me, right? I got
nated?
Doesn't really need to sound like Yeah, was that really an aim? That sounded like a shotgun to me.
Alright no more namask!
No more fuckin' Namask, dude. I'm kinda over that map to be honest with you. no more yes I should have just shot that zombie.
I just didn't want to draw more zombies
to be honest with you You said you'd die before I get to use the bison.
The Bison, hiya!
I don't even know what killed me, brother.
It was either one of my teammates or one of them was just...
They had a guy on the ground with their lurking around
made right by gas station Let's see. Nice! I guess so?
Should we just throw a random maid off of the second story and hit me, I guess? I don't know where my teammates went. so one died and he ran off nice teamwork one did not die he got back up and he was fine
and i ran in to make sure the guy could not climb down the tower. so Yeah, GG Lucas.
I got one of them and died actually. Yeah, GG's.
On your POV the dude in third ring was looking at you. I was looking too low.
Oh he killed me.
Why was I looking there?
He's peeking right there. Headshots me.
It's funny. i'm literally peeking
right
i'm peeking at it and i'm like okay he's
not looking at me
i need to turn to the right and and kill
this zombie behind cover so i turned to
the right to sprint
and then boom,
I'm dead. Dude, how am I not looking at
the third ring right there, bro?
Why
is this guy peeking so much from the third ring dude I'm gonna be honest, man.
The reason that place sucks so much fucking dick is not because
of players around it's always because of the zombies that are around
I always feel like so vulnerable because anytime
I take a shot in that place, the zombies are going to be swarming
The only reason I didn't want to shoot those zombies is cause
I know there's a shitload more of them that would come after
It's just like... I don don't know that map dude honestly
i'm pretty over the mosque you're so vulnerable from so many angles
it's just not he doesn't even feel controllable in that location. Just shit area.
That shit sucks, bro. That shit really fucking sucks.
I don't like it dude. I don't like it at all. I think i'm at the point where I even play Chernarus over in a mouse chat. So I'm being 100. And thank you so much for me saying good to see you i appreciate you man
mucho love sir good to see you hope everything's going good man
thank you thank you welcome guys in the squad if you guys are Hope everything's going good, man. Thank you. Thank you
Welcome guys the squad up you guys enjoy yourselves range natives alleged here
And hope you guys enjoyed that at least no ads. But them ads.
The Namal's gear progression is super slow too. Yeah I'm over that shit.
Like I said, I think that's my final Mammal Scrum.
I might even throw Chernarus in the mix a little bit...
Maybe actually not Chernarus, Livonia. the mix a little bit.
Maybe actually not Trenaris,
Livonia.
Might be time for Livonia over in the mosque.
I think that's a good idea actually.
Dude, just like bro,
I don't like the-
I like some of the places on the mosque.
That candy cane place sucks, bro.
Mmmmm... Some motherfucker? Mmm, sad motherfucker. so believe it or not
that was an 8
you can see it in the clip
even more reason
to fuck off
of it then
to be honest with you
even more reason to fuck the fuck off of it then, to be honest with you.
Even more reason to fuck the fuck off of that map.
Hey man! Hey, man.
Yeah, dude.
It was a pleasure hanging out with you guys.
I'm sorry it ended like that.
I wish we could have done a better uh a better push there i was just trying to push up to stop him from coming out of the door and
what are you gonna do bro how many bushes do
i need to clear just walking into a military wall.
I'm good.
I'm good, guys! Deadfall's where it's at
and New York where it's at right now.
Livonia tossed into the mix in between.
That's where we're at right now, three maps.
It sucks that we get cheated on
New York every once in a while, it sucks that
we got cheated last time we played fucking
Deadfall but for the most part
we should be cool.
Nah dude even if you play that map right there's way too many fucking zombies and shit to deal with, dude. I don't wanna deal with that for all sake.
Fucking 30 zombies at every little POI, dude. Shoot shoot one bullet, get the whole place on you.
Like I said, only reason I didn't want to do anything was shooting that zombie.
So can you go into that? There's
trees, tree city in there.
There's a big giant candy cane
tower that can see everywhere. You can get onto
that roof and look everywhere, and there's
tons of fucking windows and doors
to shoot up out there oh bro that
that candy cane area is you're vulnerable from everything
they have no problems but you do yeah I'm sure they've never had a problem, brother man.
I'm sure that
they didn't have 100 problems before
they started figuring out how not to
make it a problem.
You're right, dude. They just fucking woke up
and realized what was going on.
Fuck are you talking about, bro?
Everybody has a problem everywhere at certain points in time. I promise you there's not somebody going to Candy Cane that is 100% win rate
That's winning every single fucking time, homie.
Alright?
Why are you making it seem like that?
Shut the fuck up. Just go watch
your YouTube videos and pretend that's exactly what
happens on every playthrough.
... brain dead i'm not denying that they play it well.
I'm sure there are great ways to play that area.
Well regardless, that area is ball sack.
And I promise you it doesn it work out every single time
unlike the tibia so Yeah. Okay they have special zombies in this like Left 4 Dead.
Sorta. so so All right.
I don't really know where I am.
Ugh!
Pfft so I watch DayZ streamers every day. You don't know how to deal with the BS like they do."
Hey, thanks brother man! I appreciate it but that's not the point
that i'm trying to get across. The point that i'm trying to get across is
they've already dealt with the bullshit that i'm dealing with and they've learned
from it and improved from it.
But, that takes hundreds of deaths.
That takes being in a situation hundreds of times.
So shut the fuck up man
and stop pretending like you know shit.
Go watch them then then what the fuck are
you doing here Jesus to dude.
Alright, I've got one actually. I have a good one right here.
Exactly, what does that mean? What does exactly mean dude?
You're the doofus still here brother
Later The doofus is still here, brother. Later.
What's up Irish? Hey, no matter.
Listen chat I never claimed to be the best AZ player
Some parts of this game are fucking annoying just as you guys. You guys know it just like I know it dude.
i'm happy to know there's some fantastic streamers that can make it consistent for you, brother.
I consistently get my shit kicked in.
Where the fuck am I going man?
I turned the wrong way. We just go back.
We must go back.
What's up, Dadsbeard? How you doing, brother? I don't know what else to ask for his aid or mother. so Hmm. What's that on the... I'll say this, okay?
I don't care how good you are at the game.
Appreciate your brother. Thanks so much for your help.
This is a big
game of cat and mouse.
Right?
There are a lot more patient type of plays that can be made,
That I could do.
That would probably make my success rate on fights go up and shit like that without a doubt.
But at the end of the day,
it's cat and fucking mouse.
If I decide to get fucking aggressive
and there's 30,000 different fucking bushes
and angles to clear? Well shit
bro. There's nothing you can fucking do about that dumb
shit.
If that's how the stupid fucking place
if that's how the place is laid out,
what are you gonna do?
Fucking 17 Christmas trees on the outskirts of a building
with 30 windows
with a rooftop next to a candy cane
that you can go on multiple levels.
I mean, dude. What you going to do? That's not controllable
in any fucking way
Maybe you can play it
a little patient, play the outskirts a little bit more
but then you're vulnerable to outside sources. Anybody who
wants to shoot you from a far distance can see
your ass, right? So it's like, pick
your fucking poison. It's not all easy in DayZ.
That's all I'm trying to say.
Making split-second decisions that will be life or death.
Do I melee this zombie? Do I shoot the zombie? Do I stay up against
this fucking cover, do I move left and go closer?
All these decisions could be punished
And you can die instantly
So to sit there and fucking be like
Oh man, you just didn't play this right
You don't play that
You don't do this,
or this guy does it better.
It's like, bro,
this whole fucking game is,
like I said,
a big game of hide and fucking seek.
You're gonna get caught sometimes
no matter how perfect you are.
And it's not easy for everybody to make these
fucking incredible gameplay
decisions, not to mention
not everyone gets to play that good!
So suck my fucking dick basically is what I'm
still trying to say to that one guy who's not here anymore.
You know what I mean?
... Let's pretend like everybody can get as fucking good As Sour Sweet or these guys who played all the the damn time, you know what I'm saying?
It's like not everybody will get that good.
Sitting there complaining about somebody not being good enough and then being like,
When I watch this guy, this guy, and this guy...
Bro, bro! Then go watch them! There's a reason that they have viewers.
You know what I mean?
Because they are fucking good at what they do.
Damn, bro. I went down the wrong path again. I hate this side too, there ain't shit here. Then again, Deagle. Can't complain I guess.
Deagle!
Gonna fucking get killed by a random Joe Schmo now.
I gotta protect myself more.
Gotta start winning-
I gotta start fighting more.
Not patient enough in the game either, but that also comes with the desire to fight. Right?
Because in DayZ sometimes if you're too patient,
you won't get a fight.
So sometimes you get aggressive in DayZ, saying to yourself like I want this fight. I don't want this fight to be lost.
So sometimes that adds into the aggression that you're doing, you know what I'm saying?
Hey he's still here! Who fucking knew? so Brother man, I've watched a lot of Sour Sweet.
I've watched a lot of Toprek.
It's not as mimical, mimicable as you think.
It's not just so
simple as let me figure out how to play
like Sour Sweet, man.
Because you know
how many different situations are on the fucking game homie
it's this isn't a counter-strike match you know I mean different towns
different situations different amount of people
different weapons involved everything brother man
It's not so easy and simple as to just watch and play like them. I've watched them a lot actually
Just on their YouTube, not there live streams because I'm live streaming usually when they There is such thing as people just not getting as good as these guys. Some people have a knack for different types of games don't take this the wrong way i'm not gonna
fucking you know everybody's got their shit that they're good at it you know these guys are great
at day z but i promise you we get into a counter-strike game
i can make it look a lot different you know it's just everybody's got their and I promise you
them just watching me play is not going to make
things much better for him
it would still take lots of rinse and repeat. Die like this, die like that, die like this, die like that...
A little bit of success here until you're fucking turned into one of these god daisy players.
Not easy.
Very difficult game.
Not to mention this game...
Holy fucking lord, dudes.
Not to mention I'm a fucking idiot lost let's just go this way yeah that
way is the dead end this way is the good we're fine
we're fine remember when we took the right you should take a second
camera So while I do agree you can learn stuff from time to time, man.
It's not just gonna fucking me watching S sours not just going to make me hey
stop making dumb decisions all of a sudden nope i'm still gonna make them all the time My thought process with Ayr was, hey guy in tower.
Okay?
Teammates are holding them right?
One just got dropped he got back up they're holding tower.
I'm gonna try to get him out of the way. Okay? Teammates are holding them, right? One just got rocked. He got back up.
They're holding tower. I don't
want this guy to leave from the door down below,
right?
Because then what happens, right?
The one guy that you have information on, you don't keep
information on. Then it just turns back into another cat and mouse game, right? So I was like
okay, I'll move in. Hopefully he doesn't have any teammates in this general spot
immediately.
Okay. in this general spot immediately
ate a grenade
I mean what are you gonna do man? I went right when I should have went left. If I watched more Tower Suite, maybe I would've known.
Honestly, maybe there's better entrances there.
Maybe there are better ways to get in and have better cover from everything around you and shit like that?
To be fair, I don't watch a lot of the mosques
if i'm being honest with ya
If I am watching these guys it's all some
Trenarish and shit like that
I don't think this map is that... the mosque is that good. It's like a great progression map.
Everywhere else it's just kinda whatever.
Probably still the best map in the game all around, but...
Really fucking annoying ass map to be honest Oh my god, bro. Trust me bros if there's anybody sick of how I play it's me.
I wanna win fights too. It's not like I go into these things trying to die.
I've tried to play patient, been unsuccessful.
I'm trying right now
to play a little bit more aggressive.
Guess what?
It's unsuccessful.
I get the feeling it's going to take
a few more thousand hours
before I start to figure out what the fuck
I'm exactly doing wrong on.
Yeah, everyone gangs up on the streamer
On people when the streamer does
That's not always true
Sometimes they gang up on the streamer
If they're not in the wrong
And they'll flip a bitch on them
But when you say something stupid and i call it out
chad will definitely jump on it they jump both ways trust me Oh, my God. I haven't picked up a single lick of food off anything.
I've been running for so long,
I need you zombies to pick me up some food dude. Please, just a little bit of food.
Please have some 357s two of them
outside bro
these guys are gonna have something for of the clock all around, okay?
Badly damaged.
CR.
What-what-what?! What, what, what?
Dude, this is what I'm talking about, man.
Like, what kind of fucking zombie is gonna be running circles around me?
Oh, fuck dude.
That's some good fucking AI right there, brothers.
And AI is impeccable.
The best!
No mags? Suck my...
Yeah, listen.
You don't understand...
What did this guy say?
People don't understand the amount you gotta process
to immediately make the right choice in that instance.
Most of the time it's trial and error, bro.
You split
second decisions that you make in DayZ
get you killed
And its hard to
consistently make the right decisions.
That's how I, that's how
it goes. It's hard as fuck.
It's not an easy game.
You know?
... You know? You get killed fucking fast.
A simple decision like sprinting for too long around a corner will be your death death you sprint for two seconds too long
you could be dead because of that
like i said there's a reason the guys like Tope and SourSweet
are really good players. They have audience and viewership
because not everybody is capable of that oh I'm not gonna sit here pretend like I am brother
I lose 80% of my fights I swear when I win a fight I'm so fucking excited about it.
Dude, I have 3,000
fucking hours in there too. You know, granted
off and on over a long period of time
you know, it's never really been a main game for like
Counter-Strike was here for years.
. uh I don't feel like it. Oh, please.
How many headshots can you take?
Ah! How many headshots can you take? uh Food? Yeah. Road driver, yeah. Okay.
I'm gonna go get some food.
Okay.
I'll be right back.
Oh, there's a car coming.
Oh, there's a car coming.
Oh, there's a car coming.
Oh, there's a car coming. Oh, there's a car coming. um Sorry. I'm going to try and sign off. Who the fuck are you? Who the fuck are you, man?
Just chill, listen. Any sound effects, move. so That sound.
I'm dead, aren't I? just so As long as cargos, where'd they go?
Where's cargoes go?
Mommy?
Oh, there she is. So I want to be out in the fucking open and get tap on out there. uh I'll go check the table.. chicken around It's a chicken round.
Was I rambling off of him?
I forgot. Teddy bear, nothing.
Except for this chicken. That guy just showed up.
I don't know if people are going to be around or not I hear it over here. Let me just win some feists.
Lord have mercy, please.
I just want to win some.
Here and there.
Let me improve.
Let me eventually figure out what to do.
Oh no, please let me have this soda and put it in my bag!
Noooo! let me have this soda and put it in my bag
no how can you do this to me give me the lemonade
we're kicked we're kicked. We're not kicked!
It's lagging assholes, though.
It's fucking ass-lagging right now.
The guy I killed was the Dosser.
Oh! The guy I killed was the Dosser. Man, this deagle's cool though, huh?
Badass as fuck.
Watch the circle go forever ready so Come on back. Come back to me now, man.
Come on back now.
Alright, listen.
Sorry for picking a fight with you, doofus.
I know you're just trying to say go watch this guy so that you can get better and stop sucking in a nice way i gotcha i gotcha I got you. More work on it, more work on it.
I gotta be more patient for sure. My patience in this game is More work on it. More work on it.
I gotta be more patient, for sure.
My patience in this game needs to come up.
But I can't be... There's a balance there, though.
You have to understand
there's a balance there.
I have been too patient many times and just did not get a fight out of it. You know what I mean?
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Ain't going nowhere, ain't going nowhere.
Got a Kukri knife or some shit.
Little rooster that could,
and he couldn't.
And he couldn't. Oh got four! And it could...
Ooh, got four. Got four. I already have a fucking hook right?
I don't need knives. Come on, son. Motherfucker! I heard you got a can of food.
And a can of sardines I heard actually.
Selling yourself short bro, you drop bodies bro I'm not selling myself short, I. You drop bodies, bro. I'm not selling myself short. I promise you.
I don't drop them enough consistently
enough. I'm not confident
going into fights. You know what I'm saying?
These are all keys to success.
Keys to winning.
That's how winning is done! You know what I mean?
That kind of shit, I don't win.
I get my ass kicked most the time.
That fucking maker shit, that was easy bro make yourself that doesn't even count
the maker doesn't count for um that gun is a
all-in-one, you know, fuckin'... tutorial on how to play DayZ type of weapon bro.
You were stacking bodies yesterday.
Nah, bro... nah.
I'm telling you.
I play wrong.
I don't play smart.
I'm telling ya. Maybe not wrong!
Obviously I'll play how the fuck I want to. It's never wrong but...
I-I played a situation
Not as tactically as I fucking could
And it cost me essentially, you know what I mean? That's absolutely funny.
Yeah, come over here motherfucker! I'll show you jumping skills.
How high is your vertical?
Yeeeeeeah!
Yeeeaaah!
I'm gonna stand on your friend's head while I kill you... nevermind. Bop! Bop! Yep. BOP!
I'm gonna stand on your friend's head while I kill you?
Nevermind.
Chips, crackers I mean.
What did this fella do?
Didn't even see it.
Piper etch back of the dome.
It's actually in the front of the shoulder side
of the chin right there.
Out of there. Can of beans. That's
really, really nice. I'm not gonna lie.
Alright let me see this.
Grabbed this real fast.
I have- oh man, almost thought I didn't have gloves on bro.
I committed.
I committed.
Go over here since I'll be a part of following actually might be done because the rain on More bows. Are they pristine? Yes, sir, they are. Okay.
Let's grab these and make a couple knives, one hook. Two knife, one hook!
Why don't I just do two and three?
That's three things total. That's why.
One knife down... Two knives down, and then use of stone knife.
Bam, actually stone knife can open...
I don't think it matters honestly,
I think the knife is a knife.
Okay. Probably cook the chicken I guess at this point.
Okay fuck it get a good start here.
I mean I have any matches? What the fuck?
But it's gold, champ.
But it's gold and gold.
Mm-hmm... Keep that on the user right now. somebody's looking I think we're good. Yeah.
I'll fix you first.
Yes, let's get the fire started before we start fixing shit so we can actually hear cooking.
Um...let's get cookin'.
Uh...where'd the did he go? The Silver Deagle is a little less noticeable too, right?
I'll be honest.
It's a little bit less noticeable than the Bull one. The gold one stands out a lot.
IMO, IMO of course.
What's going on? Wait, did that pick up the knives? wait that's pretty nice stuff man knife right now ah Gold eagle goes great with gold teeth.
Do I have matches?
Don't think so, bro.
Gold teeth, huh?
You got gold teeth to make sure you
approve that or what man?
The gold one's a statement. Yeah, but it's worn versus pristine.
You take a... you take a gold
worn over silver pristine?
Outta curiosity? Some of you guys have said, no I don't got gold teeth. Let's cook this chicken.
Kill anyone who tries to get crazy. See that?
What's myboy doing?
Definitely getting aggroed back there. Sorry. He saw me for sure.
He didn't see me, but he saw the fucking smoke. so so He hasn't hit the road one time ever since he saw my smoke in the house, right?
100% he's lurking. so so Let's get sneaky here.
Try to play smart and shit now.
And mouse game, IMC. so Hmm.
There we go.
Which way was I looting? This way, right?
Back toward him. Yeah.
He went left! Never saw him again.
He went left and never saw him again.
No! uh uh I don't know where he is.
He just disappeared off the planet? Maybe he saw me and was like, yeah fuck that. Nah bullshit bro there's no way he sees me in some of those trees
like in that window look at that you can't see man Hmm. Ooh, you're lucky I'm a nice human brother.
Ash can't even cut off the hair right there.
Yeah honestly I just accepted my fate.
You're lacking a little bit but it's okay though I'm cool
I appreciate you
Yeah yeah no problem
You got any 357 bullets by any chance boss?
I'm just out of curiosity.
Negative man.
What do you have there, a shotgun?
Yep no rounds though.
I'll drop that drink and check it out.
Take a look see what's going on.
Now we both just got caught
Larkin right there.
How is it going?
So far not dead. I can change quick though.
... so so I don't want to's a good idea.
Do you have to be careful with the road here?
Uh, uh... Yeah, I suppose. I'm fine. I'm chillin'.
Oh shit.
Need a rope?
RRRRRAAAAHHHHH! Alright. Time to leave this town, We already looted this. Onward I think to Obadago, or Obobanaga, or something like that.
Grab the actually.
And your mother's safe.
You gonna canned food?
Got canned food.
Alright, you got one here? Alright. Cool cool cool.
Shoot from up here.
Grab that tomato right here. what's up, man?
Another guy in my red.
Down this road.
Still friendly.
You sure about that? Go Brownlee.
I like that, the cool jacket though. Not gonna waste the materials on stuff that are...
Backpack and green.
Alright! All right, bone and dagger. so Somebody's been here. Or...
People have been here
i think this is where the guy in red was so friendly oh shit you think he died You should take his bag.
That's a good backpack in there, brother. Burlap sack, makeshift bag or whatever. uh... nation
when you guys take this
summer I used to dig this, I don't know who it was but Simon. That thing's pretty decent.
You wanna get rid of that purple bag brother? God, are the machetes making me nervous?
Oh man. If he kills us we really are going to regret not killing him at the uh...
At the waterfront so No!
Damage spot.
Really good.
Up the island, nice. I guess... Yes. Has he not completed this map?
I've completed the shit out of this map already, I'm good.
But I still like it.
I still like the map. This is definitely...
Just be dead,fall my friend Got a bogey in front. Huh? Oh, nothing?
Nothing. one yep
nice Nice.
Good. Yo, talking again? Yeah.
Nevermind, nevermind. There we go. Can you hear me fine? so so Checking guys, sources for like...
Yeah, I think he recognized one of the lists. so I killed this guy while he was chopping. so so I'm being too nice today.
I always say that I am going to kill everybody, and I don't.
Some shit just looks too easy, you know?
Some shit's just too easy.
That dude's... I don't see About the amount of standing still he's been. I'm not eating that. No need to kill people if you have food. I gotta go through here and take this chair. Chicken. so I'm not talking about killing these guys, I'm talking about killing the other guy with
the uh... the vest. so so It's this way. Hmm... Hmm.
Oh, I see what you're trying to do there. Ah! I'm going to die? Are you all going to Onondaga?
Uh huh. Oh fuck. fuck Hmm. Not enough killing. so so uh oh He got knocked out from the explosion.
He exploded, I think he had a gas leak. the explosion.
He exploded.
I think he had a gas canister on him while he was fighting a zombie.
Our boy over here.
Jesus Christ, yeah.
Is he dead? No, he's not dead.
Yo, this guy had a gas canister in front of his zombie plug price of the dead now it's not that you know this kind of test and some of those on people are
haha
uh...
no man
market
off pro
jessica stands for a year You okay? Fuck bro. Did you have the gas canister on you?
I'm not okay.
Yeah, I did.
Yeah bro they can...
That's not...
That doesn't always work out.
You know what I'm saying?
I thought you shot me, dude.
He hits you with the fucking thing
when that shit explodes. What's your health up?
I'm still
full health. I'm good.
Just knock me I'm still in full health, I'm good.
Just knocked me out. I thought you shot me!
You're in!
Nah nah, I wouldn't do you like that.
I would definitely melee you from behind.
What are you up to, huh? I just pulled it out of habit because I didn't know where you were. I'm at Onondaga
At the moment.
Like, Onondagaaaaa!
Bobadago!
Ain't shit here though.
The hospital.
I'm just killing myself so I can...
Ooh, I want this guy's armor!
Get over here you big fuck!
Let me handle this guy.
I need to get his armor without getting hurt.
Hold on, let's gonna hit the armored guy.
Uh oh.
Aw, I think I fucked that.
There we go.
Gotta try to melee him anyways you fuck.
Do you even have ammo for your gun cap? I tried to melee him anyways, you fuck.
Do you even have ammo for your gun chat?
Do I have ammo for my gun?
Which one?
BK? Yeah. Oh thanks bro, appreciate it.
See you later.
No.
Uh...
Gonna try to buy his freedom now.
Gonna try to BU buy us freedom. Yeah, that's what a zombie would do.
He'd be like, you're standing right next to me? Let me run across this guy
Let me run across the field against this guy
I need to find three 57s. I don't know that you have bullets. I did!
I was like, hell yeah I got bullets bro what the fuck is it to you?
And he gave me more
i need a jacket my idea Hmm. I wish I had DayZ Intense Server.
No, I have not.
What is that? That's... Oh, there we go! I wish I had a Z in 10 server. Nah, I have not.
Whenever it gets filled up on the map
I'll be down to try
with the server
As long does the server get filled up? I don't think that's too much longer, me chat. so It's a hardcore survival intent, so it's only when you play on it. so good I love right there, dude. That's awesome.
Nice! Just gotta streak him out a bit. Nice. He's got a streak now. Nice.
Matches here.
I'm gonna go for the Nice. Gratch is here. oh Oh, yo, yo, yo. Yo!
Dude, how many people are you gonna be friendly with now?
Right... It says he's friendly. Right, so what happened here? I don't think he's going to pull us or anything. so i'm assessing Ah! Aaaaaahhhhhh so so Haha, no way man. Yeah. You good?
Man, there's a lot of people around here.
There's another friendly guy
looking out! Another friendly guy. Fucking hell!
This guy's freaking me out, right? He keeps looking at me and we're in the same room. uh How's your run looking, man?
Um...
We're living. We're livin'.
But we're just really friendly.
What do you mean?
We were a real friendly group of motherfuckers.
How many are ya' got?
Three currently, I thought we had four. Lost one, there was a...
Think we have three.
You guys just not killing anyone?
Yeah, we're just not killing any more. PressFest!
Were you trying to get this pristine one, brother?
No I legit was just carrying it around.
Carrying it around and giving it to somebody. I'm just carrying it around to give it to somebody
but i'm bored as fuck at this point
I'm just bored as fuck at this point
Yeah, why don't you get...you don't want to go
to Passage or something? Where are you trying to go?
I'll just just died at passage with some fucking maker bro it wasn't fun no way you're a liar what do you mean after passage and make your building yeah that's just that's Mm-hmm.
Yeah, that shit sucks bro, I'm sorry. And the fucking snumbion, you know, a fucking flight carrier and everything
and just fucking hug, you die.
Maker doesn't give a shit, bro. It can hit you in your index finger
What the fuck does it even shoot, bro?
It shoots its own maker ammo.
That's all.
It's specific to that area
And it is a one-tap no matter where it hits you.
That shit's fucking gay, man.
Yeah I'm not a huge fan of it. I used
it... honestly I was using one of my runs and it's kind of boring to be honest
to use that too. I mean if it legit just one shots people
illegit one shots people uh tuscarora oh you're way top left okay. This guy said by the way, I messaged him.
Remember that guy who blatantly wall hacked you and pre-fired you and you killed himself?
Yeah yeah yeah.
He's a little bit of poop. Yeah what happened? My message to Abin was Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, what happened? I messaged an admin about it and he says that sucks man,
I'll make sure the admin sees this
or I messaged a guy about it right
He said we've already banned a load of stream sappers
before they even get to you we're always
uh we've always been looking out and
try to give... wait.
Hatch Knight and Nadi should all be set up with Permaprior too, if there's anyone else you would like let me know.
Mmmmmmmm.... where is that? What was I talking about? like let me know Yeah, no, no, no. I'm thinking, I'm thinking, I'm thinking...
Okay, I'm thinking.
Which one was this again?
Hold on, I'm thinking!
What was that fucking map we played when you got shot there? Was that New York?
That's New York.
Yeah, it's New York. It's New York.
I just want THAT motherfucker, man because...
That's two days now.
I hate this fucking game.
The W admins, eh?
You guys wanna cook this food over here?
No we're not doing it in Nagadana
I fucked again.
Alright well we're ahead before they go out to the pass.
Punch guard and all right either fucking go through.
We need to get to the airfield team.
But that's just cause the server will start banning all of them eventually. Now one guy that is so fucking like he's clearly stream sniping us and uh...
And uh,
Cheating you know what I mean? There was no way he was just casually running into us like that.
Oh, no, however it's saying, it's a stream-strike
And then he's doing that just to ruin it you know?
No!
Appreciate you brother, thank you so much man
I've never played Nauta. I've never been cheated on
Much love for the support my man
Haven't found shit, my friend
Haven't found shit
You died right after.
You died by him right after.
By what?
What do you mean?
The cheater.
Did he not die
like,
after me?
I died first,
I thought. Oh yeah, whatever it it was but you got to him right
yeah i remember when he was talking to kevin that night i was struggling yeah okay today
did you get killed by him i don't think so okay i mean maybe i don't know i get killed by him? I don't think so.
Maybe, I got killed by some guy that
was fucking cheating in the grass
just holding a pistol peek
What happened to us yesterday was so blatant and then today it's even more blatant.
Even more blatant. That guy the way he pre-fired you is the most blatant shit on the planet really.
Oh for sure.
And then he teleported after I fucking traded him and smoked him
He teleported me and shot me
What?
Yeah! That's how I died
You mean he he teleported you?
No, he teleported to me.
Oh.
Like he came to me?
Yeah, that dude's cheating his balls off for sure and hopefully the admin will see that
you guys are like the most quiet motherfuckers i've ever played with holy shit
it's better than yapping. so so so I don't know where this guy wants to go, probably just sees the military's a circle.
We're going to the mills.
Yeah, we're going to these milliters. We're at one of the damns. these militaires.
We're at the one of the dams, um...
near Odondaga
and we are just
hitting a couple
of these
militators.
Alright, I'm
just gonna loot
up at, uh... this know what I sent the wrong flip this is
the Karma crew guy wait what wait you send a clip to the guy and it wasn't even
The guy that was cheating? Yeah, I guess not.
Yeah, yeah.
I have to send that
to a different guy that my... I remember I was messaging him too. Let me check my
answers.. I messaged him.
He also said he just banned a guy that was doing hills through walls at 900 meters with
the Derringer.
Alright, where did these guys keep going?
Oh what's up girly? When the fuzz did you get down here huh?
What are you doing?
... What are you doing? so so so I'm there
I made it
Yeah, wah
Oh no yeah why oh no
how am i supposed to say your name
mandatory is it backwards?
Trinidad with just a...
An anagram? I don't know, bro.
I don't know, bro. I don't know, bro.
I don't know. Jesus Christ! uh uh I'm sure we already moved these, but I'll check on this.
Hey chill! Oh it's chewy. I'm going to start murdering people in towns and stuff more.
I really do.
Hey, thank you so much for the five giftos brother man!
I do appreciate ya man.
Oh it's
Dirty Dan!
Oh, that was
such a...
That's a tough one. Okay, Dirty
is first. So listen, so listen bro. You- Listen
You take reading names backwards
and throw it into a whole fuckin' like
whirlpool of bullshit
you're f- Nevermind 30 day, you're goochus bullshit. You're... Never mind,
you're bad, you goofus.
That's a tough man to
break down with.
The first word is right to left, but you're reading it still from left to right.
It's two words that are spelled right to left That you're still supposed to read from left to right
Instead of just
You know, the whole thing
Right to left. I don't want to explain that
Where'd our boy go? Our fourth
I have no idea He He dipped on us?
Let's go to the next spot.
Oh, there he is!
Oh, there he is! so Oh yeah, DirtyMan? I hopped your Jeep in H1Z so wish it would have killed me.
Yeah, probably two tapped your ass. Probably fucking two tapped you. so Alright, we're in the danger zone and I'm falling asleep. This isn't good.
LivingLilu and Exorcist thank you guys both
for the um the props on dudes appreciate you using us here welcome
welcome hope you enjoy
yo mr ching cha-ching! Yo Hamilton explicit obviously stunned
Thanks for all the resubs guys appreciate it son
You've been here for a million. A million fucking years
A fucken million
Real spiel
I go There we go. I'm just trying to get that flashlight. I am the one and only, one and a half.
Boom! uh boom
i must have any we haven't had a George Vincent in quite some time. Be proud of yourself. Thanks Navi, thanks bro. Very nice that you noticed these things about me. so so What, Ellie? Huh?
What are you trying to say?
I thought chewy.
Chewy you barking at, huh man?
Chew it up!
Chewie, what's that?
Chewing on the tree.
Chewing on the tree. Chewing on thewy. Chewie, what are you barking at?
Homey?
Why do I keep saying homey so much?
Probably gotta drop that for my fucking brother.
Someone in here? Our boys?
Yeah. I'm upstairs. Just a little car jam. some little cards here so so I don't know what to do with that belt.
You've got a good fucking...
Okay, thank you.
Yeah, I'm okay with this one it's not too bad.
He doesn't have a real gun.
Do you have a real gun yet or no?
I've got the shot. Oh, Ellie.
What do you want?
What do you want me to do for you?
Okay. What do you want me to do for you? You gotta give me a second, okay?
I don't need it. You know that?
Give me a second, okay? me you know that? No, no. For a good fall
give me a second
okay?
I'll get you
out of here
okay?
You can go
upstairs and
take a nap
or go
upstairs to
sleep with
me.
Yeah?
Stop it.
I'll take you up in a second, okay?
Give me a second alright? I see you wagging your tail, Give me a second, alright?
I see you wagging your tail. Give me a sec.
Here, here, here.
I got you some more.
Thank you.
Excuse me, sorry chat.
I gotcha girlie, I'm bringing you upstairs.
You gotta let me get you a spot.
Alright, where we heading now? I'm gonna get you, don't worry.
I said we just cut this dude's communications
into an incubation.
We need to deliver this bridge. Maybe find some filters?
I got you,, hold on okay?
Let me chip in with the beard. Just gotta bring my dog upstairs so you're good. Alright ladies, last time I crossed this bridge. so so so. so so so so so. so so. so Oshimoshi. QT. Reportingoshi QT
Reporting for QT
All qt's report for duty
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Where is the fourth?
Up ahead. something ahead Okay.
Stand order.
Stop collecting prints! I mean, after cross here We don't collect friends anymore
We kill...
I feel bad about killing people in certain towns when they're not geared and shit
This guy's got suppressed MP5 it just got surpassed every time I mean, you have a special impact, I wish.
I fucking wish brother.
You never know though if this guy kicks the bucket I'm grabbing it.
Usually teams of four... Well, if this guy kicks the bucket I'm grabbing it.
Usually teams of four in some fights will get mobs.
Some people will get mobs right?
I'm hoping I'm not one of them, but it's possible. Where the heck...
I'm sure our boys are in.
Thank you.
Someone went over behind us.
They're in front of us. I'll put this one here on the corner The next place... actually that might be when you go to incubation.
The dude with the fucked up shirt.
Here you ugly mutt.
I think you better.
I see how it is.
Get them loot, and when the time is right you take em out
Good team mate 100% other would turn instantly.
I appreciate you,
but I'm just not that type of guy to betray too many people.
And I'm also
the type of guy who's thinking about people's time too much when I shoot at them.
Not always though, sometimes I just go in and ask her.
Not that... you know, I try to anyways. oh so so so so so. Oh, it does not boost him. That's the place Whoo
That's the place we need to go. Hold on with your all right, hold on
Patient passes here. We're just going this way. Follow me.
Do we want to go to an incubation or do we want to go to comms?
Um...
Yeah I'll go northeast from here I think-ish.
Or like east I don't think this way Yes sir, coming through our left.
Yeah we just barely missed it no biggie.
Nah guys this is a super dangerous spot so be careful.
Sup Trevor how you doing man? I'm back. Did someone have to kill any of them? Nah.
Didn't have to kill any of them though. Stop it buddy, okay?
He like almost comes up to me after he barks, and says sorry.
Puts his paws on me and like says what's up? Like my bad bro.
I know I'm not supposed to.
Jager. Jacob, three-time champ.
What's up?
Welcome back, brother. Welcome back. uh uh I'm really trying not to hit him so I'm swinging short and I'm missing. Never know.
Could be the Difference Maker.
That could be a difference maker. Got it.
I'm gonna go clear up top. I think I have something.
Something! Gas mask, let's go.
Looking up, looking up things are looking up. 30 round MP5 mag
That guy dies though. I have a 30 round MP5 mag, that's badly damaged brother.
Oh okay no worries there is an ADR as well.
Got it.
Let's go inside of here, there might be some defender vests in this bitch.
There usually are.
This is high insulation versus high installation.
That's actually better.
Oh, baby! Looks like...
We got a badly damaged-badly damaged combination going on right now.
What we looking like here?
What are we looking like?
Hey get out of here man!
You get outta here too huh
got ourselves an mp5
got ourselves a nine mil too. The bad on, bad combo guaranteed to fucking jam in about 20 or 3 shots I give it.
I give it about three fucking shots it's done if i find a fucking repair thing now i'm using it
if i find one i'm using it.
Yo! Are you defending us? Yo, we're brothers now. Check us out. But check it out mine's badly damaged on badly damage so it's gonna jam in like three shots.
But you know, we look cool. It's gonna jam in like three shots.
But you know, we look cool!
Got some uh... Vogueys? Some uh.. Woldies?
... Some wolves! I don't know if they're on us. I don't think they are.
Sound pretty full.
Let's go to these igloos, check them out.
Where are our boys?
Yo yo you guys in here? Patrol jacket or pants.
Badly damaged.
Badly dammaged though. so We got to find the boss. That's great.
Another box of 760, nice.
Okay... They gotta be downstairs, right?
There's one right there.
There's a boy.
Got the best guess, maybe?
Another guy is getting chased by another guy.
I don't know what he's doing. He's just trying to get away from me. I'm not sure if that's him right there.
Another guy is getting chased by a zombie right there too. Yeah, we're good. We're all for it.
See our boys running around?
Bison night child, bison night I'm having a pint it a little bit. Incubation we gonna... Put some crates back here, there's some fucking woods calls over.
Oh hi my friend!
You in here?
Oh hello my friend!
Oh shit you're screaming. uh...
no Alright, let's go to the incubation now.
We got extra food in there as well?
There are some crates back here if I look at it real fast.
One...
Hi there!
Huh! Hi there. What the f-? Go down down it's a wrench
is that not dying
awesome Oh, that wolf. That wolf showed up. No I think it's on the water.
Wolf!
Wolf!
Wolf!
Wolf!
Wolf!
Wolf!
Wolf!
Wolf!
Wolf!
Wolf!
Wolf! Wolf! Oh, that wolf! That wolf shot up.
Wooo buddy!
Let's just cut him out.
Oh, there are two wolves!
There might be more. Yep, there is more. Fuckin' hell.
I'm here to help!
Anymore...
Guess we cut him up!
Ummm, I'll hit you back.
Sorry if I hit you. I didn't hit you, did I?
No, you're good. Are you sick? Stop being sick. so Let's get the fuck out of here. There's a bunker over there, fast. Ah, Veteran Zeus!
Thank you for the 10 gift cards man.
I appreciate it. And I apologize for missing that gift cards, man. I appreciate it.
I apologize for missing that for a couple minutes.
Thank you so much for supporting like that, man.
It's a lot of money. Welcome homey to the squad.
All ten of you.
Hope you guys...
...enjoy yourselves.
Thank you brother man veteran
appreciate your support like that bro appreciate it very much Nothing. Just gotta continue reading much running about this.
We got some food off of them, right?
Did we grab any decent food?
Veteran Zeus thanks again brother. I appreciate you dude.
If he said anything, let that fuzzies out man.
There's my thought command for it.
They're okay at bugs.
Oh no! I can love them. I'm not liking Loverman Naughty?
Yeah
Are you still playing?
Yeah
You're still like
On a run?
Uh Barely, bro.
I've just been running around.
Every time a go-to's looted,
I was running for fucking 20 minutes.
But yeah. That's been my daily day, man. I guess he's kinda sucked it all up. hey guys Yeah, I know. And you like the xayah mouse?
It's good.
That's a good mouse.
It's like the old 3.0 right?
The Microsoft 3.0.
Oh, that was close.
I'm going to go back and do it again.
I don't want to mess this up. I'm just going to go ahead and do it again. I'm not sure if I can get through here. He was sleeping in a bush, but he fell asleep out the stream?
I didn't abandon him.
I'm going to get geared and come back for him.
Don't worry, brother.
Hit an incubation on my way back across.
Uh... I expect all my teammates to die here.
I see, I see. You look at the map when you play this map, right?
Do you have an idea?
No.
Why?
Don't wanna have an idea?
No, I just um...
I don't have like anywhere to put the map.
My second monitor is
my streaming shit, and
first monitor's my game.
Can't really put it anywhere. Uh oh!
You hear a bear?
that's a bear
yep here he comes
got jammed.
Holy, that thing's strong man.
Over here! Shot it! Let's go, let's go. We got shot at by a bunch of mice.
We have to go, we have to go. Can't stick around, can't stick around. so I got through ten shots? No, that's more like nine shots.
Maybe ten.
Actually no.
Bear took you?
Yeah, me and my bear. Bear? I can't believe that bear knew too, bro.
Let's get inside the incubation.
I don't know where that guy took a shot of us from. like other side, I guess? Oh, I don't know either
all I heard was... Could be
inside tower, could be inside
the kind of
med thing on the right side
opposite side school
It's gonna be tough for him to hit a shot that thing on the right side of the opposite side school.
It's gonna be tough for him to hit a shot in this again with all his trees.
Kind of fucking annoying annoying though. so so Surprising we didn't get that hurt, but dude, that bear is so fucking stupid strong. so so so so I'm touching my shit out for a helmet. let's see so so This is where we lose half our group It's gonna be really tough to keep really hard for anybody that takes a fight against us
because it's going to be overwhelming numbers. I'm just gonna go on the line, Anders. What's your stamina at, Chief?
Here take this.
Light as a feather.
Where'd it go?
Am I happy?
Yes.
We'll check up this ladder real quick.
Copy that.
You're getting us gas for business, Sam.
You get an SKS. so
i just don't get half of the used I think it could be underground stuff. Partially used leather kit.
You can hit the, on both sides there's like barracks
and stuff like that.
Yeah we'll probably go back the way we came and hit those barracks that were outside?
It's no fun. Actually might be the best option really to be at this point.
Just staying pristine in this area.
This is really cool.
One of these has a door, though. I'll be inside this one. Really fucking clear. Let's go to the other side.
We gotta put those other barracks... That's where we're going right?
Very nice. It's boring now, it's fine.
I never come to this tower. What?
You just jump back over there.
Okay, yeah, just phasing through the wall. Typical shit, I guess. I don't know.
Any of you got 45?
No, haven't been picking any bullets.
I got about four bullets out of one, right?
Yeah, someone take this and we'll rock the hunt.
I got you five bullets.
Pioneer over BK chat?
Five bullets in that?
That one here. i have bullets in here
yeah just keep the dk Excuse me. Yo, we're rolling big dog. that one just died I'm going to go on this back.
There you go.
Just come back up.
No idea where he is now. I'm going to go ahead and get that.
That's all I need, whoopsie. oh uh I'm going to get you. I suppose. I'm hungry, I'm about to be hungry. Dude, is one of you serving me?
Yeah, I went up here already didn't I?
Oh, there's a guy over there. I'm sorry.
Here, we got you a little bit of food until we cook it.
We're gonna take that and take that.
Yeah, we gotta figure out the foodstuff.
Maybe we can make our way back to that truck in a minute. Yeah, we gotta figure out where to go.
We can make our way back to that fucking bear. I'm gonna die here on my head!
I would say loot the middle for like gas masks and filters, but that shit's just...I don't know. so It's like moments like this that gets me nonchalant. check that I don't know why? You're annoyed. All right.
I think we're all good here, I'm just going to leave.
We probably have to go down at this point.
Do we have head torches? We could possibly go up the ground.
Yeah, let's do that. I got one gun.
Who's got the SSG?
Got a mag. Nope, don't think anyone is coming. No one has an SSP. I got one.
Oh, sick! Oh man... Follow me. On the roof, I'm gonna take a left. so so I'm just get back to the dam.
Well, they got a cooking pot so we can probably cook up this food a little bit faster than
when we do. Okay. I'm going to go, it's just gonna burn Are we trying to find our way back to the bear? I don't know. If they come and steal it, I could go for it.
Fuck it.
Kind of need it if we're all going to be in fucking... hurt.
That's the wrong side, isn't it? Isn't this one?
Okay.
We'll shut it down.
Yeah right inside.
Where is the medical test?
I just fucking traded with a guy bro.
So... No no no. I just fucking traded with a guy bro.
We're on the ride, we're good.
Let's do that.
You trading with somebody bro? Yeah bro.
In close-borders fights... trade it with somebody, bro. If you're trading in this game in close quarters fights, it happens a lot.
It wasn't even that
I mean, it was kind of close but like
I shot first and
I fucking got him
but his
bullet comes out while he's flopping on
the damn ground
it's horrible
i was talking to some guy that was using his fucking webcam as a mic
I-I... I was trying to kill him but
I got attacked, I don't know
And then this guy pulls up at the fucking door
Claps him I peek
Clap team and not fucking good. I die as well now i'm so annoying
What's up boys Slipped through my damn Sup boys.
Slept through my damn alarm dude.
Yeah so I was gonna say, I looked at the time and I was like you know what? That's not that terrible, I guess.
I'll get in at least. Any good runs today so far?
Nah, I got cheated again by that guy today.
Same guy from yesterday?
I had a feeling...
That wasn't the last we were going to see that day.
On New York again? Or... yeah.
Same dude's killed us the last couple times.
I killed him though, and then he just teleported to me and shot me in the head.
Right here!
Right in front of me.
All on New York right?
Yeah yeah yeah. Wonder if he's just banned from the other servers already?
I mean it's just easier over there, right?
You know in a place like this you have to be behind
all these trees up the hill possibly
Alright grab that axe man, I got three stakes.
I mean yeah but still it's a lot harder for them to be doing their shit over here.
I feel like people who hack can probably have to give priority to.
No, you don't think so?
I don't know if it's all like system this thing and then...
You have to manually added in with your
Steam ID to a
thing, you know what I mean? To get prio.
Is that what you're saying? Like hack prio?
Yeah so say well just
hack to get in.
Yeah, basically.
I think that'd be possible.
Yeah, yeah.
No idea how this works.
And then they can pay for it
just like other people do?
Yep.
If the sweater was... Nah nah they wouldn't...
They pay to get priority just to pack and get manned on it
When he was in my channel he was like because I was talking about how daisy is like 50 bucks
He's like you can get Steam accounts here for 5 dollars
I'm just like okay yeah
Now why would you know that?
That's what everybody says. Of course the hacker would know if I account for five dollars. so All right, we should be cooking soon maybe out here. This is not Chernarus, this is Deadfall. We're trying to fall again for a little bit.
I probably won't get through fast as anytime soon anyway Alright, we're close to the river now and have the water.
We should probably find a spot to cook in between trees or some shit.
This is the east...
And this is west of where this is going.
What's his name? west this is good
it's that damn area let's just keep going about this so so go out there
we should be able to find something around here. Wait, don't move.
Did I just hear another bear?
Yeah right it was their stomach or something. I think it was a deer. another bear? Yeah, right.
Those are stomachs or something.
I think it was a deer.
Yeah, that's our stomachs like.
Let's just go around here
and just be right back.
Maybe here actually
somewhere here.
No, this looks straight. Should be okay.
Do you want to do it with the thing or fire?
Yeah we'll do it with the pot. It's faster.
Mmmmm! A bear's in your fucking stomach, dude.
Shut up, man. Shut up man. Shut up. Huh?
You mother chucker! yeah veteran again man veteran Veteran Zeus. Thanks again brother! I appreciate some more gifted subs. Much love bro.
I should have taken the pioneer and realized I had a mag.
Didn't fucking realize... Is this deadfall on your chair? It's Deadfall. Thank you again!
I'm gonna introduce, appreciate your- thank you so much for supporting like that bro
I know I say it's a-it's...I say that kind of stuff a lot throughout the days but uh You know it doesn't mean any less when I say that kind of stuff a lot throughout the days, but it doesn't mean any less when
i say it.
So I do appreciate you.
Thanks brother.
Do you still need the wrench?
Which wrench?
Should probably put math inside of it. I normally do, yeah.
Well, you guys don't like answering the same question over and
over again, Chuck? Huh? You guys don't like doing that?
I've never had to do something like that.
Never. Not once. This guy says he loves it. What the fuck did that mean then?. oh oh.. so Oh lads. Boy's still going strong on deadfall, are they?
Is this Jard still alive from that epic life no he died saturday
oh it might have just been yesterday either one of you know how to make this
are doing uh you're doing a cheeky deadpoll run this morning, right? Or whatever time it is for you.
I just woke up and slept through my alarm but the server's about to restart so i can actually get in right away anyway um
is the one that's in the discord i believe so
i hadn't asked listen fellas i'm gonna say something right now okay?
I'll just type in Discord
I'm sure people know but...
Servers restarting in about 5 minutes
so you don't really want to have anything on the ground if you wanna keep it
Okay? True true i'm stealing
so maybe we
food takes a really
long time to kill you
can I get a couple of bear I think it's the same thing. I say we just post up white boxes for research.
Can I get a couple of bear steaks, though? Just in case you guys don't like them.
Yeah so...
Hold on to the cooking stand.
Put it in my hands.
Yeah.
Just don't throw anything on the floor that you don't want gone.
Normally obviously it will persist through restarts right?
But if you do it too quickly to restart
I think in order to stop duping that shit gets gone.
Oh I see, I gotcha.
Like I accidentally dropped an ump one time, I didn't realize the server restart was happening.
I lost my money.
Oh shit.
I grabbed a bear stick and some...I grabbed a full stick of some bear sticks.
I got juked, I got- I got debated.
It's not like they look the same.
Yeah, what happened to the Giga-Chat life?
Oh... I'm so sad about it, boss. I wouldn't have
cared if he just died getting shot from a random tree.
I had a play opportunity
and I botched it.
No pun intended.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Nice man. He's already having Yeah, so I go in and I hear these people going into Mace.
I follow them up and I'm sprinting
because I'm thinking like, I don't want to miss it
this time. Turns out they're not that far.
I turn the corner and some guy was like, yo,
I heard footsteps behind me.
I was like, fuck. Now I gotta wait, right? Let them
get comfortable and start killing minotaurs again. So I
find a rock and I sit behind it and I hold
a corner. Bro, two more
guys? Start flanking
them and walk right by me
So it's not thinking like instantly. I'm like do I am for their autumn or do I try to snipe him?
And I'm like, oh my god. They're right. I'm gonna snipe them
I tried a sniper myiff all my shots.
They run ahead.
Then they go just a few turns ahead
so I'm like clearing the corner
and nobody there.
Clearing the corner
and nobody there.
Clearing the corner
and nobody there.
Finally,
I don't clear a corner properly.
Of course they're fucking there, bro.
Prone waiting.
I'd maker one of them.
The other guy kills me.
That was so fucking sad, bro.
I had both of them back turned in a line.
I could have just
auged them down easily, right?
Instead what do I do bro?
I overthink it
and I just like
you know what I mean
I overthink it
I pull out the maker
I whiff shots
oh suck bro.
What happened to the original group though that was-
That you were following at the first point?
Did they not get involved?
Um... Never, I don't know.
I died in the second group. They were like, those guys?
The reason I kind of got you baited was they said...
The original groups had, yo man we gotta go.
We just trying to get to the maze and they started dipping
And I'm thinking what if that was the guys right
in front of me, dude? And they start dipping, right?
And I was just like, fuck, I kind of got to go fast.
And I went a little too fast. You know what the problem is
with this game, bro, is I play way
too impatient and it gets me... I don't play my life, I play way too impatient, and it gets me-
I don't play my life.
I play for the kills, right?
Yeah, I dunno which one of you have it.
It's pain dude, it's pain.
Depressed for ya.
Oh no! He just put him on the ground!
Jaaah! Got it!
Ohh, you crazy human it was
good life though it'll be remembered
yeah dude it was a cool life i plan on doing
i don't plan on using the Maker next time.
And seeing how I do.
But the problem with that
is the Maker was a double-edged sword.
It was like
it made it so I couldn't really double-edged sword it was like
it made it so i couldn't really do much movement and sprint at all but it also
made me like pve capable i could go into the
fucking maze and just murk it if i needed to you know what
i mean yeah if i didn't have the maker
i'd have to be a lot more cautious about how i go into it and if i just get one
little bit of aggro and i'm not on their path to flank them,
I'd have to leave.
You know what I mean?
Shit like that.
That's probably better.
So yeah,
I don't plan on using the maker.
And if I do absolutely use it,
I would use it without a backpack.
I think.
Yes. use it without a backpack, I think. Yes, that's
my take on the fucking gun. It's also
a boring-ass weapon, I'm gonna be honest with you, Boschman.
Don't like one-shotting people?
No, it's boring.
You hit a guy on his fucking elbow and he would drop
and you're just like, eh.
I'm so good!
Too good at this game?
Yeah, it just didn't feel like you were getting... I was getting the jump on people but I was gifted easy kills. Like I would shoot and then be over.
Little anticlimactic to be honest
with that gun.
Just take the SVD
out of the game. Put it there. make it the fucking gun that you're supposed
to get. Fuck the maker. Gun's
whack. But, you know, people like
that kind of stuff, I guess.
But yeah, I have different plans next time boss.
I've ways to play things certain ways and shit.
I'm gonna be scummy as f*** in this area.
The amount- like the strats that I kind of picked up
And some areas that I know
that I can camp from and shit. Bro, remember how
I was camping that tower, Bosh?
Yep. Bro, finally
I caught somebody.
I'm in military i heard shots
i go into the tower i clear it i peek the rooftop i catch a guy walking back
out oh dead right i look around no teammates that
i can see i go back down to the bottom of the tower
To go look out the front door
And when I look at the front door
I clear the left entrance then I clear
The right entrance and then I move
I look at the left entrance immediately see somebody moving up boom dude gets blasted
killed two people there that's pretty cool but again really easy because it was just one
taps I
Understand real true by the way, yeah, that's right. That happened Fuck I think I missed the cue a little bit We believe you.
Fuck, I think I missed the queue a little bit Think I went into the wrong server
Oh he's jumping right in between them
Nooo really?
It's the one that naughty said in
the discord i presume this is what we
both said
nope you went wrong
no i went wrong that's all good i'll
catch up of some point
bro did you read what i said
idea but i was just confused as they were both
resume yeah
does not
i got legal wouldn't want to I got loading from the launcher
had to try to time it
from the launcher because you can't like
it'll load
you into the last server you went into right
if you don't get in on that first try.
I think that's what was happening to me then. That's
why I was confused.
Oh yeah, like if you went in
and it like disconnected,
if it was still disconnected when you click enter it'll go back into the
water yeah so i was trying to time it to where
it wouldn't where the server would be up that's what
confused me because I kept going in for a few and then said the server was down.
Dude there is no way! Okay thank god.
So I kept changing it over here.
You know where boys make a better camp than the first. You have a steak, honey?
It'd be hard to meet up with Jared at this point anyway.
Yeah I'll try and link up with you when I get in and make sure I want to wait for you.
I don't want so. I'm not sure what it is. I don't know.
Just a few wall stakes up there.
That's terrible.
Might just be us, I'm not sure.
He's got the gun.
He's got the gun.
He's got the gun.
He's got the gun.
He's got the gun.
He's got the gun.
He's got the gun.
He's got the gun. He's got the gun. He's got the gun. Damn. Damn, might just be us. Not sure.
This game fucking sucks.
You back in, Nottie?
I'm not going.
Oh, I thought you were chilling.
That's right, he did get off
Yeah just uh...
You go from the best fucking day of Daisy to the worst, oh god.
Cause we got cheated bro.
Yeah...
Bear sticks?
You have bear sticks? Uh yeah. I'm gonna try to remember the game.
Yeah.
All of us make it back? Uh, little fourth guy Oh never missin one this
bear steak is you guys in like the same place again or what?
Nah, different place. This guy's very close man.
They might be inside a fucking incubation!
That is amazing.
We can take the ender, yeah?
Holy shit this bear stag is fucking dope!
It's fucking nasty that, it doesn't taste good Our fourth boy is back
We all made it.
My whole team made it back. Holy shit!
Back!
Oh damn, how many fucking people you have there?
Four of us.
You know me bro, I don't fucking kill people
Well, I'm still hoping that we get into some team fights and see what happens.
I'm gonna play very
patient.
I'm telling myself today, I'm gonna change
my ways. And I'm playing my life
more than I'm playing
my kills.
I've made that decision right at this very
moment.
Stop trying to convince me out of it, Noddy.
I haven't even said anything.
Okay.
Uh...I mean, that's just
you just baiting the team. Is that what's going on?
Bruh, how do I keep getting sick right now?
Fuck it!
I would do the same thing.
Stop being cold bro.
Yeah, just fix your coldness dude.
Come on bro. What if the box goes badly damaged chat it's time to get them out of the fucking box right because they can break in
The Box and go rooms
All about you thereiluna, unless you grab that fucking stick.
Always worry about me Mariluna cause you could be solo out of nowhere.
You need the stuff that you need for you.
If you need to steal a little off the top from the crew, then so fucking be it.
Yeah how many snakes did you get? Well I got two snakes.
I got two steaks. I got two.
Yo, uh...
Yo, Crimson!
Dropping the fucking
Defiant Gift Cills.
Thanks, man.
I appreciate you, brother.
Welcome guys to the squad.
Thank you, Crimson. Thank you for your time.
Much love and support my man.
Very kind... Oh yeah! And you hit the sub too. Your sub today. Thanks brother.
Another bear, another bear, another bear.
Take Trevor to crouch.
Crouch!
It could be a boar?
No that's another bear.
No no that was a bear.
Stay crouched. Which direction?
I want to stay behind the cliff,
directly the way you're facing.
We'll be towards incubation
I think. Incubations are the place that
is usually embarrassed bare spot. How's everyone's food doing?
Got some bear steak for you.
I'm good.
Looking good, do you want this hat?
No, you keep it here, I'm good. You want this hat?
No, you keep it. I'm good.
Thought you needed a leather sign for your boots. I could use some.
Here we go. You can use a little shampoo, Shampin'. Yeah, that bear could be looking for vengeance
You know
Or he ate his fucking
His dad or something
No, no, no
Don't say that he fucking ate
that dude you know he's probably you know
grown up learning to hate us
well the other kid I know now?
Oh, my feet. Aw bro guys, my head porch went in this.
Head porch didn't work out.
I should have kept it in my fucking bag, huh?
Real stupid.
Sorry, we'm gonna...
Worst case, I got a flashlight.
Anybody have 357 rounds that you've managed to gander up at all? Oh man, close quarters.
No I do not.
What are you rocking? You're rocking the BK and the fucking what?
You guys done picking with us or anything then?
Um, I'm rocking...
...BK, Eagle, MP5 that will jam in the last five shots.
I got a couple 357 around at a box, dude
You got no you're a liar You've been Right here.
Holy fucking shit!
Open another box! Bros, this is Woo!
Bros, this is... The Deagle's definitely one of the coolest guns for sure.
Not the most used gun in the house.
Stub Nose Magnum bro.
No you shut up that's the the ugliest I've ever seen.
That's the best gun in the game. It's four slots bro.
My bad.
Sawing off double barrel, that's where it really is.
True, that is a pretty good one, especially if you've got the bag that I got and this guy.
Throw it on the back of that bad boy. Good to go! Check this shit out.
Look at that.
Don't fuck with me, man!
That's the main gunner now, indeed.
Three shots? You knocked somebody. Okay. Okay, prepare for the fucking fishing brother?
I took it off some dude in spawn town.
You're not gonna keep that fish bait thing?
Ugh! Hey look don't take the last shit man bait thing That's a fucking bear.
Did y'all hear that?
Yeah, I don't know.
Listen stay crouched.
We need to figure out which direction it is, homies.
I'd say it's like directly behind you.
In that direction? Yeah. Torching that's right. Yeah
All right, what's the move from here? Here we what What the fuck man?! You scared the shit out of me.
Do you want to go back to incubation and fight those thickheads?
Or... I say we could go through the prison.
We're going for a prison? I don't even know how to get there though.
It just left us the airfield?
Umm, that's a ways.
Alright. Ready whenever you boys are.
I'll follow you, let's go.
Let's do it.
I guess staying in the area is good though.
Did you guys manage to get in?
Kevin, Boss, you didn't, right?
Boss just showered. Yeah, he did. He was like, what's going on? Did you guys manage to get in? Kevin, Boss? You didn't. Boss ran.
Boss is showering. Runs in queue.
Did Kevin make it? I'm at five.
I followed a guy
that I might be able to ask but i don't know
Um, I haven't been yet. Not inside of the
Oh, did you get prio?
Yeah it's like if you fucking cross that body of water.
It's like that big ass fucking one on the island.
Yeah, yeah.
Alright shut the fuck up.
That's your fucking... That's a good joke. I'm not going to worry about resetting or anything. I love this.
Somebody was saying Karma for your name, and Matt here
and Bobby Touched. I'm gonna make a new map. 45.
Well, I think it was 45.
Say again bro?
Somebody told me KarmaFru is making another map or modding a new map. I don't know if they're making a new one,
Or taking another map and modding it their style.
Oh, like that?
That should be pretty dope.
That is pretty funny. which we can do that's pretty fun to go back so I was down for more maps and give me some progression mass already beat this fucking map.
I wanna beat New York.
Problem is, I'm not cheating on it a few times.
Every time we got close to getting cheated,
I literally had everything punch card and fucking ready.
Did you know it was the same guy?
Once he started talking, yeah cause he was like putting on a fake accent and it was just so bad that I could
tell it was him.
And then he killed both of my teammates by cheating and then killed me or he knocked me out by
shooting when I killed him.
Just watch the clip.
Show them the clip.
You need to judge.
Yeah, no,
it's hard to tell, but
the first time you get hit
you can't see him at all.
Oh even before that clip
he was telling me
he's playing in third person
and
that's how he killed my friends
and then after I kill him when I get up from being downed
He just bombs next to me and shoots me in the head.
Yeah
Like does he not know that third person's
not a thing on that server?
No, he doesn't. He's bragging about it.
Yeah, exactly.
Hey y'all, Crimson and Kernigan thanks so much guys. Kernigang appreciate you guys for supporting the channel, dropping a couple giftos.
Yo welcome homies.
Not doing nothing. Oh no no no. Yeah, welcome homes. Homies.
Oh no, I knocked down and then get back up. It doesn't have it though.
Knocked down?
When you first watch it, you can't really tell but when you slow down...
Yeah well there'd be cold resistant foes and we're gonna be making fires every ten minutes like the malls.
He wasn't in sight when he got hit.
Oh you're talking about- oh yeah Mike was talking about the new map?
Okay.
Yeah, first shot and he didn't even see it.
I got smoked on Karma 3 today, bro.
I was annoyed. I was annoyed.
I was annoyed at the fight that I took, and the fucking way that I thought I should go about it And I got sniped
Yeah, you killed us the other day
Not like snipe, not stream snip strange sign. It's like I got fucking sniped!
Yesterday?
Well if they can shot me while trying to run up the scaffolding... I'm like batshit crazy or am one missing the airfield
We're running east right now we have to run a little more sound you see it
This road right here
should go to comms communications
Take a left, take that road down to the fucking
another road and we're still gonna go to the prison play.
I think we're still near communication. so Alright, so we're gonna go this way. Follow me.
Gonna try to hit this road over here now.
It's got cut communications completely. so right I'm going to default my man. Default run, uh, value that shilling? Yeah. Yeah it's like the line assigned to you, I did that the one assigned the aggro damage.
You know how in a stupid and unfortunate way it seems that I just said...
...I'm just playing piss poor PvP today.
The last few days...
This road right here
We'll head to the dam
And then this should hit like a road that goes up with the forest oh Yeah Dusty it's tough. You get used to it. If you're letting chickens go by though bro, murder those motherfuckers!
Go on the right side so so Let's go on this way to the prison.
Whew!
You know what, we might get some good stuff
from there, though, so... I also don't really want
a rush passage on this character, so
I guess I'm just gonna chill him.
Not a big deal.
... Not a big deal. It's a good thing I know this map to an extent,
and at least then I got a compass. Past this road, we should be getting to the damn pretty scene-ish.
Yeah I can see it by the damn pretty scene-ish.
Yeah, I can see it... by the bridge I mean, not bad.
You wanna hit these tents up to our right?
What's that?
You want me to get these tents up to our right?
Uh, sure.
Zombies are still out.
Opportunity for us to get killed.
I'm going to have to do this again. I cannot make up my mind. I like that. Am I getting summoned? No.
I like that.
... I'm going to go back. That's one the city is, isn't it?
Bullshit!
Right that's full.
I did find one filter though so we're good to go. Yeah, that's actually worth it then.
Alright here is the dirt road we are looking for. That's actually worth it then, huh?
Alright here is the dirt road we're looking for.
Okay this dirt road should lead us right to prison.
God I'm a right now to this group but we we... But you guys know
I get lost and do circles for fucking
long periods of time before I figure
out what's going on, but to this group?
They don't fucking know that. They think I'm a goddamn
fucking genius.
I'm a goddamn fucking genius. I'm a fucking guide!
Oh fuck...
Alright, hopefully and may one of us get a black plate.
Gentlemen...
You don't have a fucking armory on me?
No man.
Damn!
Sorry dude.
Well hopefully we get a black plate you can have it man.
You've just been fucking holding out for the best. Oh look at that.
I think he'll be able to play.
Nah, that character with the
maker died, chat. I went to the maze
I followed a team there was two teams there
I died in one of the teams because frankly just cuz I fucking suck
Being 100,000%
with you.
Because I fucking suck.
I played it very poorly.
I did not do
a good job in making the decision. It was a rush decisions,
you know what I mean? I was rushing because
I was like... I was more interested in getting kills.
This is better, right chat? But it's fucked up.
Who cares? I was more interested
in getting kills,
and I wasn't playing my life.
And I didn't play it smart.
I played it stupid with my head forward, just headbutting.
I could've played it so good.
Could've put it so sneaky.
I had the dream setup bros but I fucked up.
Four players in front of me, no idea what was behind them
two of them thought they were flanking another two
but they were really getting flanked by me.
I just fucking suck!
That's why I want to get better at this game, man.
I really do want to become a good DayZ player.
It's just easier said than done
because like i've never played a game that it's like
split second decision gets you fucking murdered you know
and it's an eight hours behind it that did that split second that's just causing you
know what i'm saying
sure a split-second decisions gets you killed in tarkov but it takes away like
20 minutes of your life right or like it does more than that don't get me wrong
like farming up the loot
and stuff
but it doesn't feel
like that, you know?
In DayZ
it's right there
in front of you.
It's fucking
taking that shit away.
Alright.
I think we're
is it down here
on the bottom
of these rocks?
Yeah, probably believe so.
What is this? Is this it right here or is that a little thing before it i think it's a
little thing for her right now that's just
fucking little construction shit yeah okay
hardcore was pretty unforgiving true True, true, true.
Not wrong, not wrong.
I agree with you.
This feels like that man for sure.
Like when a guy fucking lean peeks a corner and just headshots the fuck out of you,
And you didn't even get to shoot back. It's just like...
You were AFK watching a video and spawned in on-
All tabbed in on a fucking dragon killing you.
You know what I'm saying? The two shots,
you feel like Aussie Falls.
... I don't really like the Ma to improvement? Nah, bro.
I don't really like the malls that much, brother.
I'll play it from time to time
just to try it again and again
and see if I can get better at it, but bro,
I really just don't fucking like that goddamn pad.
The progression's too long on it, especially for a
streamer because
I'm not gonna live that
long.
My ass cannot live that long. I'm not good enough for the mosque, I'll say it.
Skill issue? Not good enough for the mosque.
Really do, man.
You're alive for like four days. Here's why I don't count that...
Because I'm alive for like four days
against, like, 10% of the server.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, they're all geared to shit.
Yeah, they're all players
that can get through the passage but...
Ultimately it's easier to live when there are less people around, you know?
Bro, Namalz my fuckin' ass dude. I've had good moments on it and good runs on it but not quite putting it all together.
Gas mask? Hey yo! I already got one so you can have that.
Who else needs a gas mask?
We've got one more.
Hey, yo, you need a gas mask?
Nah, I'm good,
I'm good.
You all got one then?
Okay.
This is gonna be, hopefully we get into a fight. But I don't think so.
Sometimes you get into fights here.
I just don't think it's going to happen.
I'll dip in your dahlia,
I'm thinking it's time to eat some jelly. Not worth getting armbands at this point.
It probably would be, but we have to come across something, right?
I've been killed here multiple times.
Really? Okay.
I've gotten into some fights here.
Kevin's been killed here, right? I don't know if you guys remember that.
Kevin has been murdered here. I got going left. Left here. Alright I found at least two black plates in the back right tower.
Back right tower, huh?
Get him then! I don't know.
It's these towers that have them all. Where they came from back then. have a lot, but I can.
Oh, sure we're gonna lag it a little bit?
And just power right here to the green one. Shave bands.
You can always make white armbands with just rags, I forgot about that actually.
Actually completely forgot about that.
What the?
Yeah, I didn't want to climb that shit anyways. I'm pretty sure nothing's up there.
Yeah, we're hella lagging. Be careful, okay?
Oh.
Sort of bad.
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh, oh, oh. Did you guys just fall to the floor and come back?
No, I saw you lag all over the place. Oh man
I fell through the floor. I thought I was gonna die
but I was looking for the underground ogre mark
You still need a pioneer mag, dude.
I don't have a pioneer.
No, I've got two actually.
What about this now?
Where's our forest at? here actually He's got a black plate for you, brother.
Black plate! Woo! Pretty good find, brother. whoo pretty good fine brother
really good time where's our guy
he's not here to pick it up, man. Go in once!
Go into- I'm kidding, I'm kidding. Where the fuck is he?
Our dude doesn't want him, man.
He doesn't want it, man. He doesn't want the fucking plate.
No.
There's some egg you fuck...
There he is.
Uh oh.
Yeah, he ain't moving, is he?
No.
Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh. I He's gone. Oh shit he's back! What the fuck are you doing?
Welcome back.
What is happening?
Right here brother.
Oh my god.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit he's back! Welcome back.
Right here brother
Look at the ground
Uh oh
Uh oh!
Uh oh! I'm grabbing it!
I gotta put my deagle away first.
Uh oh! De eagle go away Oh, he's trying to grab it.
As long as he gets it...
Yeah!
There we go.
Holy shit, never seen that symbol before
caution death on one enables where we die I'm gonna fucking hell is over. Yeah, Kev you're probably going to get into the server pretty soon but under
the possibility that it is getting on
summit change something on camera or lighting and he looks sick okay i can take that two different ways
okay i decided which way i'm gonna take it oh you're back. Okay. Yeah, I'm here now.
Give it three seconds.
Um no...if we can find a pond I got corn to...
The good sick dude!
Guys, I'm back!
That was a legit AFK that
I was doing boys. You guys were doing deer-tucking crazy teleports
I know man, fucking flying through the walls and shit.
Where's our fourth?
I don't know where the fuck other guy went.
Holy shit we're unorganized.
He fucking lagged out
Let's keep going around left side. That's where you go, right? We're ready to go. I don't know this place
Um probably good back just drunk Yeah we already kind of this is all there
is really like this shit back here in the inside sucks well now see right
so you're certain it's working for you too? It's good now yeah
Having your sexy looking Tyrion Lannister
piece of ass. I am in. Where you at?
In this group, I don't know a single person's name
That's a cool jacket
Not standard for you bro
How do you think field jackets are the best?
You know what actually here's a real fucking friend that we need a uh...
Jarrod.
What's my name?
Oh!
I found him there he is.
Okay I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna do it.
I don't know if she said but I don't appreciate it one fucking bit.
What's my fuckin' real name? Say my real name bitch!
What the fuck is your real name?
Merchant.
See this point proven bro.
What's my real name?
And what kind of a friend is that?
Jared Lazar!
Nope. Jared's not Jari-
I don't know what the fuck you call me but that's not it.
Jared Lazar... not it period with far yeah well listen posh merchant i know my friends by
gamer names okay yeah well you know kevin by kevin bro what the
fuck's going on there? That's not his name. His name is 99kid.
Ask him how many times I call him 99kid now.
It's awkward when he does. I'll put it that way.
He met me.
You called me Bosh, man, okay?
He met me as Kevin though.
He met you as Bosh.
I don't know all my friends' first names
to be honest with you.
Gamer names,
you know what I mean?
I go by gamer name for so long sometimes you just
don't ask someone what their real name is you know it just goes for years i guess
that's the question have you ever told jared your real name yeah have you
what about now your real name. Yeah, have you? What about that one? I don't know if I've ever
told anyone my real name unless they
asked me. See! Okay
Alright so why would he know your name though?
Well I mean I would know... I would say...
You ask me any of the boys
I play with,
I probably know their names
just by knowing them.
Judd.
Fuck, you know what?
What's up, motherfucker?
I know Judd's name so just let that sink in, okay?
Let's not use your water on him by chance.
Let me check...
Dunno, actually you're right.
We'll touch his real name. I got-I got- Dunno, actually you're right.
I got-I got Voreen Tabs.
Is it? I don't bro but I have a cooking pot.
I think uh old boy over here has a real name.
Anybody need a scope or something fixed?
I have been carrying around this electronic...
We'll put it this way Bosh, even when we met up... Oh what the fuck bro?
You should just sit back here.
Damn anyone wanna play it?
Oh you already have fucking
I guess're doing that.
Shit... okay.
Would you introduce yourself as a night-night kid if you went to like a...
Oh come here!
No I never have.
Aw there they are there! Yep. Not once...
Alright, you guys-
I'm not gonna lie bro
You guys are all blacked out and
I'm in this blue piece of shit. It's Simon by the way, guys.
What you don't like my fucking dress brand?
Ah why wouldn't you go with that for a name?
Why do you guys look dumb?
I look stupid.
He was like what the fuck?
You have a dress.
I wonder if you're wearing one.
It's renting.
I was like what the clad shirts get into this this? You should make something cool off of Simon.
He'd be like, Simon's a guy!
It looks great man.
You don't have a combat......opportunity.
...jacket around here somewhere, but this guy has one.
He does.
Ah fuck it you should repair that.
Okay.
Hell yeah.
Um, I'd say... so what are we rockin'? I'll take that shot.
I mean...
... I need some water soon boys.
Uh, I got a tablet that can find it.
I'll give you a bottle. Fill that up with it.
Let's say... I'd say next stop would be airfield.
What are we looking at?
How many gas masks and how many filters have we found so far?
No filters, one gas mask. And'm by Tusk Aurora by the way.
I've got a half filter and a gas mask.
Somebody else is here looting it and then we're getting shot at.
You just need one.
Yeah, I need lights too.
Only got
one light here.
We could
push towards the airfield
and if there's nothing there we just fucking
circle back to incubation I guess.
Yeah fuck it or we just kill people there too
let's go! Calm down.
Yeah that's a good one too.
Alright boys you ready to go murder?
You know that Alright boys, you ready to go murder?
You know all that stuff right? This is just some crazy stuff.
Oh but you already looted these barracks, I think.
Oh, what the hell is a zombie? You guys looted green in those crates?
You guys loot camo?
Mm-hmm.
What the fuck?
Yep.
Alright let's go.
No! If I don't have all-time water, it's gonna be more bad. Well at least...
No you're going to be fine.
It's like food.
Yeah.
Where'd you say you were? Da'Faster. Nah. It's like... Yeah. No, it's not like that.
What did you say? You weren't that fast?
Or is it DaFest or...
Nah.
Tuscarora?
No, there was a fuckin'...
There was a river at the fucking airfield
we'll fill with our containers of water.
Well, anybody have any uhhhh
pills he can just fuckin' drink?
Looks like someone can do this one and just drink shit water
as long as it's on some fast ways from
like 50 rounds gone.
You mean tetra or multivitamin?
No, not tetra but there's gluten in
the medicine that's good for you.
Yeah I got that too.
Did find a... Yeah, I got some too. They'd find an ump with a sequester and...
Get outta here zombie!
So they found an ump mag for some reason.
For business. It's like two bucks. So if we find an UMP mag for some reason...
It's a business.
We're all probably gonna die at passage right now because we can't go through, so we'll just get there and wait.
Minecraft is definitely going gonna lose numbers here.
We can, we don't have the stuff to go through.
Headlamp and four gas masks.
Yeah, we don't even have any foot we have one
filter for all four of us at the moment
oh you just gotta go in give them all
the ammo come back with 10 filters
right dude
i mean
he just leaves and never comes back
They show all the filters
motherfucker. He's got to sit there
Did he die?
Yeah like what happened to him? You were just having a fucking...
Fishing on the other side already.
I got ratted at the table
last day. I was fully kit if good
though I was gonna go to my own exit.
So from here we are going west which is up this way.
You wanna just like...
Do you want me to go the left around this or right all the way around?
I checked in on the first door and was like
you know what let's check the actual-
let's camp inside the chamber until the fucking door closes.
And then we'll go through. So what happens...
On autopilot going to the last door open chamber bit there's a guy
robbing in there and killing me no way you know me and kevin
fucking uh does it mean you kevin yeah was me and
kevin walked into a building on parmaru And we were just casually looting this giant building
That would never have anybody, bro
We go to the little back room
These guys are just sitting in a little one-by-one room
Waiting to blast the fuck out of Kevin.
Was it you, Kevin? Or was that Nottie?
That's you right? He missed all his shotgun shots and we fucked him up?
I only had a semi-auto bugshot shotgun, bro.
Couldn't hit him.
Oh, maybe it was slugs.
Maybe that's why.
Anyways, couldn't hit him.
Most likely.
And then...
I put him down with like a...-P, 1 of some shit.
It was like a 3A.
That scene was so funny man.
Yeah.
He was a champ.
Joe's like alright!
They're dead?
He's dead?
He's dead.
Alright and I'm like he's getting up! He's like fucking doing a dead. Alright. And I'm like, HE'S GETTING UP!
He was fucking doing a push-up off the ground.
Jared!
Yeah, I'm bad at finishing my kills to be honest with you. It's not a good habit yet.
That happened to Hutch in that same exact building, Jared. In the same exact building
We ran back to it some of the loot was still there
Where the fire's going I'm peeking the back door
If this guy opens the door, I hit him. He had
that one... I had a ceramic
armor and a fuckin' assault helmet
he one-tapped me after I shot him
so he must have had like a
slug headshot
and then through your fuckin' ceramic ad just He must have had like a slug headshot. Damn, one tap in...
And then through your fucking ceramic ad just taps you in the brain?
Yeah. So...
You know how he's from the south to the right and north?
Gets that guy, gets the next
guy, and then the first guy
gets up, runs around and kills him.
You guys wanna leave from left to right?
Left or right or right to left in there?
I say left or right. I'm gonna go down this...... Oh, I say left or right.
I'm gonna go down to this truck.
So apparently there was a third guy too.
He wasn't...
I think he kills all three of them
if he finishes the guy he downed on.
Really?
Yeah.
There's a couple fights I've legit lost because I didn't kill the guy on the ground before I continued the fight.
So, I fucked myself in the same way.
I just died to a fucking...
sus shot right there. I'm hiding behind you so we look like one person
This guy, maybe you get headshot if He peeks around, I mean it.
Okay?
I get back behind a wall completely
Or the bullet just goes through both our fucking skulls
Oh fuck don't say that when I'm dead.
I can't even see him anymore
He was right in front of me
That was...
crazy.
I'm feeling the water bottle
How's New York map guys?
You given it much time?
We got hacked last
time we were on and then Jared and Noddy got
hacked like 18 times today. You need water?
We have a stream sniper hacker
I think.
He's following us around New York when we go to New York.
That sucks, man. So we haven't been able to progress every time we get into a position 2
He has killed us uh
he's killed us the last time last couple times we were in a good position no
last one time i think we're like in a good position but then
killed naughty a couple times today and was like you know something falling
around it was that following
night i kid around last time right after he killed us he like spot behind me yeah
around a little bit you should see the clip that he shoots Noddy with drones
it's the craziest pre-fire I've ever seen
It was insane
You don't even see Noddy get a bullet off
but he did get a bullet off
and he kills him. I watched it
He moves and shoots insane, he knows exactly where he is He'd get a bullet off and he kills him. I watched it, I watched it.
He moves and shoots insane-
He knows exactly where he is
And when he's moving
Then the guy
Then the guy
Respawns
Teleports Xanadi
Shoots him in the fucking head
Supposedly, I didn't see that part yet.
Think I spawned at Tusk Aurora again actually.
Action! actually
well really work on getting good at this game bosh i'm gonna start playing deathmatch Juggers before and after my games.
V++?
There's other ones, there's a couple of them that I know of.
V++ doesn't have population so I just wanted to go to one that had population. I found some
random ones. The one I found
is like when you die, it takes you
5-10 seconds to respawn.
So it's not super
constant, but even though it is
you can still have fun
play your life
get into a lot of fights
that's all I'm there for
get into a lot
of fucking fights
you know?
Figure it out
and get better
the only thing
I didn't like
is like
it'll spawn you
with like
a sniper rifle and a pistol or something like that sometimes.
Yeah, but even then, sometimes you'll be in that position though Kev, you know what I'm saying?
Remember when I killed the fucking two guys inside incubation?
I bozoned one and pistol the next.
Pistol sniper's all ahead. That's true.
That's actually a dope-ass combo.
Shotguns.
That's a dope-ass combo on certain maps because you can be a legit sniper like that.
Still have sprint, not
wear a backpack, have good camouflage,
wear ghillie, you know what I mean?
Um...I think running pistol snipers are
badass as fuck, but hard.
And post on the clip in this sort of
where he kills me on the thing...
Am I right on that? Like dude, that's a cool playstyle
I think. That one kills me.
You alright buddy?
Yeah yeah check it out. Yeah I'm good.
Bad day at DayZ brother, bad day at DayZ today.
You should go play Deathmatch servers real quick and on DZSA.
Pretty fun.
Just look up the word deathmatch
and find the one that has people playing,
probably do.
I just saw that second clip
That's not even...
I was literally was logging out
I was logging out and the guy killed me before I could get logged out
Like 50 seconds or whatever, and he just like shot me in the back of the head.
And that was a guy you JUST killed?
Yeah, exactly yeah yeah.
I wonder how he got a gun so fast.
When the hell were you right next to me shot in the head of the building
i'm not partying
it'll go
three That's crazy though.
Bosch, I'm gonna go to the...
I think I might test roars but I haven't seen any signs or anything.
I don't think I wanna go to the moth in a moth for a while. Cheaters suck, man. And Daisy they're really bad because they can see a lot of them also
It's just an hateful thing
Even if you don't want them to get- give them reactions kinda hard not to
Wait up to give them a reaction. It's kinda hard now too.
Uh, yeah I spawned in and as soon as
I spawned in I'm getting fucking shot Literally I just spawned in and as soon as I spawned, I'm getting fucking shot.
Literally, I just spawned in
And I'm getting fucking blast from a guy hiding in the tree
Like what the fuck?
Guess it's fun for some people
Yeah, does anyone got food for this guy?
They're just there to get food, that's all.
Three cans of tuna all over the place
just cost a few bullets.
Get a heat pack and a can of tuna?
Shit.
Where's our bear sticks at?
Dude that's my service don't have people in them.
Most is like 28. Appreciate that.
I'm gonna do some ballsy shit.
28's not terrible, cause it's just one area
that you spawn in
Anything? I'll meet you at the hangar down there.
Hangars?
Yeah, I'm gonna go look at that fucking medical truck for filters and gas masks.
Right in the middle of the open zone.
Just come back to us at ATC here, we're gonna be in this garage
We'll be watching you guys. Copy that Okay.
You didn't? Check that. See if you can get eyes on him real quick.
I'm mad I had a pristine ump with the suppressor and his sight on it. Oh, he lost that?
That sounds fun.
It didn't have
a mag was the problem but...
Yeah, yeah.
It was at the Tuska military...
But...
You see him?
Nice!
Beck, let's see you fuckin' dick.
I see a skull up there on the ground.
The fuck is my gun jamming in? God damn it.
Let's get to chat! gun jamming in the chat called real life night mom bro is death man she should
not be on I think that's where we left the Sims.
Alright, let's get to moving a little bit.
I don't know if I'm at Tuska or Eerie, there was no sign when I came in here.
Bro how am I supposed to... Holy shit. Does Tuska have like a church in the middle?
You gotta stay warm and stop getting
Honestly, okay. I've got
Good clothes here you went through the town a couple times you guys Don't know And then Onida. Yeah.
Onondaga.
Onondaga and Ontario are all the fucking same to me.
Ontario's got, like,
the statue. It's got, like, that...
Yeah, but layout-wise they're still laid out the same thing they just got their one little thing you can know right actually i'm sorry
i haven't noticed that about tusk at all this one has a church in front of the med building.
You go to the hospital, and there's a church in front of it.
And then the other towns have starting towns.
So I don't know if I'm at Tuska or Erie, it's one of those two.
Erie, Indiana?
Good show!
You know you know.
Yep, I'm ready.
You're old enough to remember that show Kev. Nov. No I don't think I ever watched it
or any of the shows
but maybe I saw a couple episodes
I only think around for like two seasons
anyway Yeah Donnie think around for like two seasons anyway. Yeah
It wasn't called
Eerie Indiana though, it was just called Eerie
No no, Eerie Indiana
It was called Erie, Indiana. Yeah, yeah. I was like, you're bleeding bad.
Oh we don't need it though that's the thing.
There is just no reason.
I have a pine tree now but...
Supernatural type show, because it's just...
Yeah.
...early damage.
Kind of like strange happenings and all that.
Stranger things?
Yeah.
I don't know what you're talking about.
I'm not sure if this is the right word for it.
It's kind of weird. I think it's more like an alien thing. Stranger Things. My favorite show like that,
is Fringe.
Never watched Joshua Jackson right? I heard it's very good.
It's really good dude. I'd say it falls off a little bit at the end because I rewatched it and I don't think I've ever finished the last season.
But it's a lot of episodes dude.
Boonie Hat Green Helmet Beanie
Boonie Hat Green Helmet Beanie
That was like way too young
Yeah, Alton Beanie
Some of those episodes next month
Like that inbred cannibal for family the peacocks like that Greenfly episode.
There's just such amazing episodes
and actual stand-alones.
Victor Toomes is the guy who can stretch.
Yeah I was like seven or eight years old
so I thought it was a horror show.
It kinda was.
Yeah, it wasn't really horror though.
Like we just said, it was supernatural...
...but spooky!
Are you afraid of the dark? That's kind of that shit too man. It was like spooky. It wasn't horror, it was like spooky.
Are you afraid of the dark?
That's kinda like that shit too man.
I love are you afraid of the dark dude.
Are you afraid of the dark goosebumps is next but that was kind of...
Yeah fuck yeah listen are you afraid of the dark would be pretty scary what's up? Did you watch a lot of Are You Afraid of the Dark? It'd be pretty scary.
What's up?
Did you watch a lot of Are You Afraid of the Dark?
Um...
I remember watching it a lot but I'm not gonna sit here and pretend that I don't remember
all the episodes.
The one episode I remember, tell me if you remember this one. It was in a high school and they found behind some lockers
they have like a hidden swimming pool.
Okay.
And they reopened the swimming pool and there they like reopen the swimming
pool and they're like some monsters or some there's like a
oh the scariest monster they had on the show it was like a red
faced creepy mask looking monster
basically.
It was like the new season.
I'm not going to lie, bro.
What you're explaining is just
reminding me of faculty and that's overpowering everything about it.
Remember faculty?
I love the faculty, dude.
You know how like the ending area isn't that bullshit When Liza's like trying to dodge the chick.
Yeah, she'll
kind of remind me of that.
I think I know what you're talking about.
I think if I checked out a couple screenshots
of that episode it would remind me really quick
because I feel like
i'm seeing like a melted red skull in my head is what yeah okay what the guy looks
like okay but if actually i mean usher wasn't a big part of that movie. He was in it.
It was Josh Hartnett.
Josh Hartnett was the main character and Elijah Wood.
And that chick who was in loads of films around that time...
Did you ever see like...
He was...
She's Bobby Boucher's girlfriend?
The red haired girl right with the freckles?
No no no.
You're talking about the red-haired chick with the freckles right? She's not in faculty. And she's in the craft as well.
She's not in faculty. Is she not? No, no, no.
Are you sure?
The main chick was like a darker skinned girl and then it was a blonde chick.
There's a dark haired chick, there's a dark-
There's a dark haired girl,
there is a blond chick
And there was short short redhead.
Yeah, and I think that Jansen was the teacher.
Yeah yeah yeah.
Remember the one she tries to uh...
She pretends to take one of the fucking sticks of drugs, but pops it out the bottom and falls
at the bottom.
Yeah she uses like a little...
The chip in her black hair?
Yeah.
...the tip will come out of her pinky and she pulls up from under there.
Someone's in here.
She wasn't there. What was she in? She's in a film where she has a crush on like the jock
and she's like
she's called like Spooner or something.
No!
No!
She's definitely one of those movies, kinda like movies
You're never gonna get past her
High school teacher you're never gonna get past the
T-Bitch and Varsity Blues is the stripper
Please dude, you're gonna get me killed
it's just gonna drop you go to promenade I feel bad.
Ugh, good movies.
The Varsity of is a great movie, honestly.
That's one
I've seen a lot of times.
But yeah,
I think that none of the girls in faculty were like big names or became big names.
Oh.
That's me that's me. I think he's in this right room, chillin', holding.
Either that or he's still on the stairs.
Make a fire and cook up a chicken. Hit him a couple times, he's hurt.
He's not on the stairs anymore.
He's in that room Gus. He's in that room, bros.
Tails from The Crypt was another one
I couldn't watch that one
and I was way too young for that shit
Just the crypt people
scared the fuck out of me dude
Twilight Zone as well Unsolved Mysteries is really good I did not watch that shit. Yeah, you just shut the fuck up.
Twilight Zone as well, that was pretty spooky. Unsolved Mysteries is gonna go way back.
I mean, I've been watching those more recently.
I didn't watch it back then.
The X-Files, I still remember I was watching there's like a season premiere of the Rangers that
was on late at night this time
so I watched that after word X-Files came on and I was like no
scary
you get out of down nice job He's down.
Nice job, brother.
He's dead, man.
That was Jordana Brewster, guys.
It's kind of shocking, bro.
We walk into that and we're in trouble. You know who that is right jordan all the stuff for us um
one second brother give me a sec Oh, there's anything else for me.
That's not gonna take his Vyaga, bro.
Fuck it!
Go grab him.
I know that's not the greatest gun but uh...
It might kill him.
You should go grab that black plate off of our boy on the stairs.
Okay, I will.
Dude, I saw an edge
another footstep. Really?
Well you just have to come up Jared?
Not really... Oh, okay. have a come up jared not really yeah i was saying it was
giordana brewster is the one in faculty yeah she kind of
looks like you're talking about yeah georgina brew looks like the one I'm talking about.
Jordana Brewster is the one from...
Fast and Furious
I'm confusing them. That's the role they all slag her in The Faculty right but she's a close on josh hartman's character isn't she
no she likes elijah wood
she ends up dating Elijah Wood at the end of that. The gas mask we need...
Or, the filters we need.
A couple of them.
Yeah she kinda gets bullied in the movie though don't they?
Kinda like a...
Yeah yeah yeah, you have to do it while mixing up.
Is what they call her a sweet or something?
Yeah, she's definitely nice.
She was just supposed to be the hot girl that wouldn't hang out with him basically dates jocks and
shit like uh it doesn't make selection wood you mind t1 payson's in my film as well isn't
he the pe coach and they see him like in the book as a football coach. Yeah, he is!
He's a football coach.
The guy
who ends up dating the girl with the red
hair is like the
captain of that fucking team or some shit, right?
Yeah. She was like the nerdy girl
like the man.
She was in a lot of 90s movies too.
Yes she was.
I recognize her but I don't really know where from.
She's the girl throwing up in the bathroom and shit?
When uh...
Rachel Leigh Cook is not her name?
Is anyone?
Who am I thinking from The Breakfast Club that she is reminding me of her? Is she not?
Not Molly Ringwald. This chick we're talking about is not pretty.
Oh, you're right!
Hey, I'm getting a picture now of the other chick.
Badly damaged but pristine mag.
But yeah, you know Georgina Brewster, right Jared?
Yeah... Not by name, I don't know what you're talking about, no.
So the chicken faculty's the one in Fast and Furious?
Oh, you're right! You are 100% right.
Yeah, I didn't even think about that. You're 1000% right. I didn't even think about that a thousand percent.
Somebody had to tell me and I was like holy shit! Because she was quite a bit younger in the fact that we just looked younger, I guess.
Oh, I just killed our friend
uh i didn't i thought he was still
behind us you're missing out but that's
just not really true
oh no i'm managing i'm managing if
you're in for just like it i'm banishing
him
they're entertaining movies i thought
you were still behind us.
Did you bandage? I'm bandaging.
What's your health, what's your health?
Oh my god...
What's your armor looking like?
Just damage. We're good Do we have epoxy or leather?
Oh my God I'm so fucking sorry bro
I thought you were still behind us and I was like clearing.
You're good.
I should have called it out.
That's my bad.
Yeah his plate carrier...
Like he's all his shit is ruined so...
Okay. Oh, bro. I'm so fucking sorry man. I did not mean to do that.
All good man. Don't worry. This poor guy, bro.
This poor fella.
I'll digress a little bit. This poor fella.
I'll dig a vessel.
Grab that son of a spongebob. I'll probably sell most of those items here.
Let's see how many we get, though...
Drop it in AK magazine, Watson. I don't care about this shit anymore.
That's fuckin' kind of annoying that killer hit my penis like that. I fucking don't know how to kill it.
I hit my penis like that.
Bro, I got three chicken breasts cutting up a chicken with the hacksaw.
Just make sure you're good at mousing shit before you start to move on. You get a little work like that?
Yeah, I got a Vagamax.
You need another one?
... Oh, I'm right. One of you guys need a filter, right? Got half the filter.
How about you?
The fact that we had Offspring as the main song as well How about you?
The faculty had Offspring as the main song, that was such a banger. The kids aren't alright.
MTB generation back there.
I'm going to drop it on the filter for one here...
There's another half.
Alright guys, listen. I'm very sorry but this is where I got a call tonight. It's super
late and I've been around for about 12 hours.
No worries man.
Probably gonna have to give you guys this baby.
You ever watch that movie Go as well? That was pretty good back in the day.
Go?
It's like where they're all multiple stories and they kind of all interchange.
They actually do some duct tape or something?
Like a nightclub, they're like teenagers going to a nightclub.
I don't know how I turned into that one.
Sonicare, Sonicate anybody?
Crash style but not Oscar worthy?
Yeah. It's like one of those mid-90s kind of teen movies.
I've heard that one before.
Oh, I'm so sorry for shooting that up
I gotta watch Joyride apparently
Sounds good man
Next movie I wanna gonna check out.
I just wasn't paying attention, I think when you left and then like When I came back I thought you were both still behind me
I just watched Goon again yesterday
Oh good
The goon with Sean William Scott?
Yeah I was gonna fall asleep watching it. I ended up watching the whole movie because it's so fucking good
Yeah, I really... really picked that one.
Dude, I have too many nice little weapons right now.
The problem with my MP5 is, if I want to use it, it just doesn't have enough.
That's the one you'd really like too Jared honestly
If you haven't seen Goon
with Sean William Scott
he becomes a
dungeon enforcer I've seen Slapshot is the only I actually haven't. Good luck, homies, okay?
Slapshot is the OG ice hockey film.
Have you ever seen Slapshot with
Munson brothers, Paul Newman?
That's good.
Oh that's fantastic. That's one I haven't seen. Oh, that's fantastic!
Fuck, I feel bad when I have to leave a group in the middle of their fucking set and then
Yeah, everybody's cool
They're gonna watch it They're gonna smash my little I got to hang out with a girl that I can't get off super, super late.
She's been falling asleep without me and shit so...
Oh yeah, the Bash Bros.
Smash Bros, sorry.
Hangout watching movies and stuff?
Yeah you said Smash Bros and I was like who?
Then you said Mighty Ducks?
Ah, oh yeah. you said Mighty Ducks.
Oh yeah.
The Bash Brothers.
Okay guys, well... I had to get off but I have a start on this character
on the server.
You have more than a start bro.
What are you talking about?
I can actually go through passage at this point.
I've got a Vyga shotgun...
...a PK and an MP5 that's badly damaged. I gotta probably
when I log in tomorrow, I'm probably gonna go to
Dam and try to find an SKS because
I have a shitload of SKS sailing. Yeah if you get
an SK you'll be good.
We've been down there, we found two in one run before, so...
Yeah, they're down there.
I'm sure you can.
Yeah, yeah.
It's looking pretty cool.
I like this getup.
I like this getup.
Yeah, we'll try to get going.
We'll try and get across I think.
Feeling kind of casual but kind of military
right now. Check out that
Goon movie if you got time dude. You'll like that one.
Is it new?
No, no. It's older.
It's almost a cult classic at this point. It's like 10 years old but
it's Sean William Scott. He's basically a security guard.
He goes to a hockey game.
Oh I have seen him. There's two of them.
You're talking about Stifler.
Yeah yeah Stifler is Sean William Scott. Yeah I've seen two of them. You're talking about Stifler? Yeah, yeah,
Stifler, Sean Lee.
Yeah,
I've seen the first one.
I haven't seen
the second one.
The first guy,
the first one
he goes up
against Wolverine
or not Wolverine
Sabretooth.
Oh,
oh yeah,
okay, I'm glad you've seen that
Yeah I haven't seen the second one
The second one was okay
It wasn't memorable
I remember watching it but I don't remember
It's usually the second movies that
They try to get that magic again
And it's hard to
Alright, boss
I'm out. I'm going to catch you guys tomorrow
Alright, brother
Yeah, I haven't seen The Goon catch you guys tomorrow all right brother hi brother all right dude good night let it yeah
i haven't seen the goon but all right chat you guys gonna hang out with bosh and night
kid okay make sure you show some love.
That's a nice place to end up.
Oh, that's rude.
Boss.
You guys just go to Kevin. Hang on, Kevin.
Boss is pretty good at this stuff. All right, you know what? process.
Alright, guys.
Thank you so much for hanging out. another new tk thank you elegos by the way bro i know dude and calibrated thank you by the way appreciate
you dude kind of these two black plates that was a cat that's black but uh must have everybody
for all the support tonight.
I know I'm not super on point with everybody.
Sad G1, thanks for the sub, brother.
Appreciate you.
Welcome to the squad.
Sad G1!
Yeah, make sure you guys both go to Boss Merchant and Night Night Kid to show some love. They're both cool motherfuckers.
They're both going to be playing together anyway, so maybe you want
to check out both point of views.
We'll be officially raiding Night Night Kid
and then he'll probably just toss it off to Bosh
afterwards. I think either way, you guys will have a good night if you plan
on staying up. I will be on again tomorrow.
It might be a little bit later than normal because I got some
adult responsibilities to do and shit so
I'm not exactly sure
how that's going to go, when that's going to go all the above so um yeah but uh anyways guys
you guys were great thank you so much sorry for like the small interactions towards the
end of the night and having to kind of abruptly end it. But yeah,
I'll catch you guys
a little later tomorrow
or a little later today.
We'll continue. I'm sending you now. Good night.
Sleep well. I'll catch you. See ya.