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so so so so so so so so so so so Thank you. so so. so so so so so so so so so so so so is uh so I'm tired of fire
Shining on your eyes
Tired of crying I'm not gonna make you guys
wait for too long here because i'm so late thank you
guys for tuning into the oh man that camera does not look good right now okay
we gotta figure it out we gotta figure with this um I feel like it's too bright.
I have a new camera on right now chat so so How's that look?
This is a new camera chat
we're on an elgato camera right now i'm trying it out Too bright? Your skin is bright.
I'm gonna stop that from happening?
Because the light is on me.
I'm gonna have to have Smokey
fucking fiddle this
a little bit, because
you know, fiddle with this
a little bit,
so I don't fucking know.
Exposure maybe?
What's that? You have to understand that there's a bright ass light on me at all times. What is the background anime?
Oh, S'more, I got you brother!
It's called Pengen Topa... What is the background enemy? Oh, S'more. Yeah I got you brother.
It's called PENGANTOPPA GRINLAGGON.
A lot of people just call it Grinlaggon.
You can also look it up as TTGO.
PENGANTOPPA GRINLAGGON. Hengen Topa Guren Lagun.
One of my favorite shows, really good stuff.
If you've never seen it, one of the only shows
that I have ever seen
that continuously got better and better
every single episode
is Progression Points
It's just it's got good closure,
it's got a good start, it's got great characters those
characters progress and move
along the show really well
they even have a
time jump in it. It's really good, man.
Cannot praise
this show enough.
... Ha ha ha, Bubba Fett.
Yeah!
Yeah dude, the voice actors went ham on this show
it was all fucking dope
man
it was so good
it's so good
Roger we'll watch
if you're bored as shit and you like anime
and you haven't seen Grand Lagoon yet,
it's like 27 episodes
of a good show, man.
Looks like there's a hue on the cam.
A hue. What does that mean?
I don't know how to change everything on this thing, do you?
I think it looks like there's a hue on the cam only because my monitor is curved and you're seeing that right here.
You're seeing a little bit of the curvature of this
right
oh it's a color thing i don't know man i thought that was like a fishbowl type of look.
Um...
I mean, I think it looks okay.
What's the hue? Like...
You gotta filter on it. Nah! What's a hue?
You gotta filter them.
Nah.
I mean, I have fiddled with the settings. Okay. You just have a fairly saturated here.
We'll go default, check the default
Default
See that?
So it's like my zoom levels, I usually have you guys right here with me.
Maybe a little more.
You guys look right here mostly, okay?
So now focus is fine, exposure...
Exposure's crazy low.
But we'll mess with that.
Saturation, I usually like to drop a little saturation, nothing crazy.
Light balance, I usually go...
It's hard to tell because it's so dark.
Let me default it again.
So what do I like zoom wise?
Yeah, like that 124.
Exposure has to be like this, or it's fucking weird. so Um, why was it so bright before?
Man that's like dark isn't it or is this normal for my camera. I think it looks a little darker than normal. uh so so. so so I'll show you guys what it looked like before and what it looks like now, okay?
Hold on.
I'm working on it.
We'll kind of do a comparison.
It's a different angle. Not really, it... Pretty much the same.
Looking at both, I'll show you guys.
I want my guy... I want him to go full screen.
Okay. Here we go. so it is a lot darker. So...
I want it to be a little bit brighter though don't i
like i know it's over bright on that one
but don't i want it to be a little brighter than what I got here.
How do I do that though?
I can't expose it anymore.
Oh! Oh, wait why does that do
that?
I untrace I uncheck exposure, and then it gives you more free rain on exposure.
I think this is where it has us on default maybe we go here i think we're good here, boys.
In comparison to the other guy?
Like...
You know what I mean?
A little too bright maybe.
Maybe okay.
I kind of kinda wanna sap some
saturation out of it though, dude. I'm not gonna lie
you guys can see me too colorful
There we go Is that better? Oh yeah. so. What do you think?
I think it needs a little bit more zoom.
That's where i'm at right now. Focus is off. Did it fuck up? Did it fuck up on focus? Did it do something wrong?
I don't know.
I'm not sure what the hell happened there, but I think that's a good thing.
I mean, you can see how much of an error this guy has made.
He's just been doing this for so long.
I mean, he's got to be fucking around with his camera.
I mean, he's got to be fucking around with his camera.
I mean, he's got to be fucking around with his camera. I mean, he's got to be fucking around with his camera. I mean, he's got to be fucking around with his camera. Focus is off. Did it fuck up?
Did it fuck up on focus?
Did it do some autofocus shit?
Hey, right-cash man I think right there is pretty good. Alright, compared to this guy up here.
Where are we?
Better? Worse? better worse the can needs to be tilted up a little bit you're right actually a tad just if i can We're damn close.
You can't see my monitors back there in the other one, I wonder why? Maybe it's because of the weird tilt?
Gotta bring you little swimwear. Looking at it?
Looking good here?
Looking good here?
I think we're looking good here.
I think the camera looks a little bit nicer
It's hard to tell because
when i'm looking at this
To me it looks like my cameras too bright
Like I got too much white going on.
You know what I mean? It's like...
Yeah, and then I look at the
camera down here, then when I'm on it,
it's got a little bit darker darks in there, so
um, I don't know if that's a good thing or bad thing but
we'll just see.
I also have a bright
light on my face right? So
its a little bit different. When you see the bright lights hit my face
uh might change things up we'll see i mean it's already kind of bright to be honest with you
it's definitely gonna be different now that the light is on my face. Does it still look okay?
Yeah, alright cool Gus
Sorry to make you look at me so fucking much
I know that's not normally the reason
You're here
Okay damn you got old yeah man it happens time gets us all
there is no escape
I've tried I've tried botox everywhere i started with the balls
i kept those Botox though. Botox balls? Yeah, they look like a couple fuckin'...
A couple pool hall balls. You know what I'm saying?
Couple billiards balls.
Perfect. Perfectly shaped.
Wrinkles are gone.
That'd be weird as fuck dude.
Yeah, like a couple of eggs you get at the supermarket.
Here y'all take a dozen. Thank you.
Nobody fucking move!
I spawned in and you don't know I'm here!
Shut up!
Little J.
Where ya motherfuckers at, man?
Chat if you guys...
Remember how we go through the maze and you guys will always be like
Man Summit you fucking suck bro. will... always be like, Man, Summit. You fuckin' suck, bruh.
Can't even find your way
through this fucking maze
Always gettin lost and shit
Lemme- lemme drop some fuckin perspective for you on how fucking gigantic this bitch is, okay?
Let me just- let me drop some fucking...
Okay?
Let me just drop how fucking gigantic this fucking maze is.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, Simon, how'd you get lost again, man?
I don't fucking know.
How did I get lost?
Ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha! It's crazy right? To be fair, you get lost walking down the road. To be fair, you're 100% right.
To be fair.
Let's see what else we got here, boys. So I am in a location on this map that requires you to get all the way through
The maze, right? So you have to get all the way through the maze. Then it poops you out
here and it puts me in this tower.
Now I can sit here and camp this fucking
tower for people coming to the maze.
Actually
I could do it fucking easily because I have all the food I need and I'm full apple.
Only thing I'd be struggling with is water, I think. I have water too though.
Hmph! I'll drink some of that right now. Hmm.
Let me try some of that right now.
I don't know if it's clean or not, though.
We need maker ammo. Yeah, we are... dude, we used a lot of ammo yesterday. So the reason why we even came into this place yesterday is because once again,
we heard people in here shooting so we came in
here and trying to catch them but we couldn't catch them i think they went a
little too quick um by the time i got in the maze i
think they were already at the end. It's hard. You have to catch them
when you start it.
Quick. Right now the headset cable is doing that weird shimmering.
Wait, can I do what again?
Can you go one zoom up and down again?
Is that like... well is that was that what like
i don't even notice that thing uh hold on see if he's right.
Look at that, it said... I don't know if that affects anything or does anything different for you.
He's not wrong, hmmm...
It didn't do anything? so what is the cord doing aliasing exposure maybe how do i fix that I see it. It's kind of like got a light on it.
Uh oh.
That's kind of a bomb, guys.
It sticks with... it stays with that...
...it has that no matter what the exposure level is.
Huh.
Added for saturation too. Man, what a day. New Chipotle opened up down the road and they totally botched my order.
I asked for 3 tacos and I got 6 instead for the price of 3.
Yeah, what is that? for the price of three. I don't know what to do here, chat.
I don't know how to fix that.
It's from the circle of light.
Oh. it's from the circle of light um okay maybe i could change that so It's still doing it, alright?
Man, maybe I go back to fucking wireless headphones.
Okay. headphones
yeah there's nothing i can do about it right now. I'll talk to Smokey about it when he gets home.
Yeah, I think Smokey can help me out with it later.
Um...I'm sorry guys.
She is.
There's always gotta be something with new stuff, you know what I mean?
This is why I don't like change!
It's always something.
Wait... Just gonna go in for a second, let's just go out. Wait.
Can't unsee it now, yeah sorry guys. Sorry guys. Manually breathing type of shit. Can't really do much in this tower though, right?
Actually you can see an entrance from here. Funny you kill anybody and it's gonna be hard to find out where the fuck they went.
Alright let's get outta here. Let's skedaddle. Do you want to take advantage of this spot, though?
Where nobody will show up.
I think the problem is, though...
that, uh...
I don't- I think they have no trees and shit up here on purpose.
So that you can't, uh...
You can't just sit up here
and hunker down and wait for people like the cold will eventually get to you or your hunger will eventually get to you. I don't know if there's any loot in there or not.
I know that
I'm out of ammo.
I have a 60 and a 40 and a 40, and I think loose ammo-wise. I have a 60, and 40, and a 40,
And I think loose ammo wise
I have nothing left.
So...
We're like-
We've been out here for so long
I'm starting to get depleted on some of my stuff
I have to kill somebody probably, to regain...
Wait...
Is this your longest surviving character? I think probably ever.
I'm not totally sure, it's either this one or the Trenaris one.
But I don't really count this one because my Trinaris character that survived for a really long time, you know did it on a map of
You know 80 people and there was always 80 people
You know
I'm gonna map with 50 people
and i'm cut off from the main group um in my own little area that's where
there's probably 10. you know but we are fighting people that are way more geared.
I have an overpowered weapon though.
Take your poison, I guess.
Do you end up finding Bruce yesterday?
Nah, we didn't find anybody yesterday.
Haven't come across Matt, haven't come across
Bruce, but you have to understand that
we could've even killed one of those guys by accident.
And the whole thing is like...
It's just over here.
The whole thing is, uh...
You don't really make friends out here yeah
damn it bro okay we gotta stick to the rule of luck
because I'm lost already.
The rule
of one!
The rule of two!
On the The rule of two.
Or the power? Power one!
Power three New York was kind of lit? Yeah, I'm gonna play a little New York down there. so Thanks for watching! so Yeah, this place is more like KOS.
Yeah. Definitely.
Because everybody's geared to shit.
You missed my resub you doofus? I'm sorry, Lucangbang!
I haven't been fucking...
I've been out of the groove because of the camera.
The camera threw me off, bro.
The camera threw me off.
Literally one guy ever said,
yeah, by the way, G,
by the way, Gaben,
by the way, Joe Babo.
Thanks for the donuts, guys.
Joe Babo. the way Joe Bob oh thanks for the donuts guys
did this action man Dude, this actually may have been cleared at 70 minutes. I should make a map of the maze, yeah. Map it out like they do in Maze Runner?
And then no, I think it's supposed to be something named... runner
you know i think it's almost or something his name was or something nina
touch your praise i'm not getting any uh i'm not getting any fucking...
I'm not getting any hits on people.
Or on monsters right now.
Very very weird. Oh fuck.
Spoke too fucking soon.
I have to use my maker
so I'm out of them I have to use my maker.
So, I'm out of M4 ammo and I need the M4 in specific areas that I am you know?
Dude!
Ahem Dude!
Bro, where am I? Get me outta here. Thought I was closer to the exit.
I must have taken a wrong turn, gone the wrong way, maybe went down the wrong fucking ladder.
Get me outta of here man.
I went to the casino last night with some friends said fuck it and put 100 dollars on roulette
17 black and it hit easy three thousand five what here's your cut smart Ah! What?!
That hits, motherfucker?
Damn you must have been the fucking talk of
the night dude amongst your boys.
God damn. Yeah, congrats brother thanks. Thanks so much, Liu Kangbang.
I appreciate you, man. Thanks for the $100.
Can we get some fucking 1Gs in the chat
for Liu Kangbang? Show him some love, chat.
Show him some fucking love, man.
Damn, bro. Hey dude, thank you so fucking much brother I appreciate you.
Thank you so fucking much, bro. So What the fuck was that? That, my friend...
is a Minotaur.
What does he do for a living? He fucks up your day.
What do I have gun-wise to stop him?
The fuckin' Makersniper! It one taps literally everything in it to stop him. The fucking maker sniper. He had one
taps literally everything in it. Maker can
get hurt! It's worn!
It can!
It can have effect!
I thought the maker was pristine forever.
Bro, where in the flying fuck do you have me going, Maze?
Get me out of here it jammed yesterday you're right my make
it did jams wait expedition clean kit doesn't hit that?
No. I was about to say, that'd be crazy. The expedition cleaning kit should be able
get things to pristine. That should be its change.
Everything else should get it to warn.
The expedition one should get it to proceed.
Dude, just make me a game deck, Murray.
I got you guys on all the changes this map needs.
It needs to be 60 pop... needs. It
needs to
be 60
pop as
well.
The points
of interest
need to
be larger,
not
larger but
have more stuff
and reasons for people to stick around
to loot it. I've already
broke down everything this man needs.
... Bro, am I just going back in?
Like what is happening?
I'm at the other ladder. Okay. ladder!
So what's that mean? I can't hold right, and I guess we're all gonna left again. Oh bro, we're deep dude.
We're deep. Minotaurs are all over us.
We might as well be going into the fucking maze.
We're deep.
We're about to use all our maker ammo right here. How dare you, you fuck.
Get outta here!
No I don't want what you're selling.
I already got a lawn guy!
More food? I mean...
Yeah, this food will- I mean. We will never go hungry again.
Okay, this is the other ladder! Bro...
I jumped down the ladder, I hugged left
and made it back to here
What do i do?
... what do i do
what do i do gross so Did you see Josh OG streaming again?
Oh, is he? That's good to hear.
Hell yeah, man. Hell yeah.
Hell yeah. We're gonna definitely do some...
Bro they're all spawning in! Bro they're all spawning in.
Bro, they're all spawning in.
They're all spawning in.
I'm screwed.
Fuck. Fuck. I'm gonna go this door, I think.
Now I'm gonna start hugging left.
I don't know what to do. Normally
I just hug left or hug right when I get off those ladders and I'm out.
Now- Oh yes! Holy fuck me now oh yes
holy there's an unnecessary amount of maker ammo used there People actually might show up since I was shooting stuff in here. They might actually think I'm doing it.
Blue hearts for Bo's birthday, brothers!
Oh my goodness gracious that has come around?
Thank you brother brother I appreciate that
Man, you guys know so much more about
everything that goes on
around me than I do
You saw a landmine? Where the fuck did you saw a landmine where the did you guys see a land mine Where?
Middle.
Oh! oh. That shit's planted.
I can't drag it, it's planted. I can't drag it, it's planted.
Imagine if I just sit here and wait for someone to walk by
and crack it, crack it...
Well listen, if we hear an explosion
We know where it came from
You know what I mean?
Like you had to decide which side this was on.
Northwest or Northeast, so it'll be the
northeast-side entrance
with a military base out front that we'll remember that Alright, let's get out there into the world and see if we can find something.
The bloom is insane!
Oh man, hold on, I got you guys.
I'm gonna help you out here.
Bro, I don't like the uh... I don't know what to do with this thing. I got you guys. Someone help me out here.
Bro, I don't like the uh...
I'm gonna go with you guys right here.
I don't like the snow and the sun
on this side of the map. It's really, really fucking blinding.
Really blinding. Really blinding, dude.
Okay. The problem is, guys, when you're like this and then it goes nighttime, it's pitch black.
You guys can't see a damn thing.
I gotta just switch it back and forth i might just have two different
scenes potentially one dark one light something nice to do that back in war z see Alright, chat. Let's go see if we can hear some people.
Our maker is almost retired.
His character is almost retired.
I'm gonna try to get him out of here.
He's not coming back.
Oh, he's gone. Our maker is almost retired. His character
is almost retired.
He's probably gonna die
today.
I've been getting away with some fights where I should have died yesterday.
I got on blinking red health yesterday, or maybe chunk red.
And I got knocked by somebody's Mosin shot
yesterday so
it's definitely possible for me to get
smoked. Let's go to this military camp over here and just see if we can
find a new jacket
The sniper shot on the dude in the broken building? Yeah, it was a good shot.
Any other gun though would not put him away there right? Just to fucking make her.
Any other gun doe just puts them down up there and then you have to go push up
And fight them indoors.
But the maker rifle...
if it touches you
you are dead. so so I almost hit that lamb eye the first time, really?
Oh fuck me. That would have been something.
They're not easy to spot.
We gotta kill somebody and get 5-6 ammo off of them, hopefully they make it in a while. Prodigy is having a concert slash party for Bo's
birthday. They really went above
and beyond for it. You should watch
some clips. That's really nice
one to do, man. That's so fucking cool
of Prodigy to do.
That's cool. No Pixel and Prodigy really shown Bo respect
It is such a cool thing
I appreciate everybody for doing that on both sides
I appreciate everyone doing that on both sides that's what so Please Please watch the clip. It's a miracle you are still alive, Link.
Alright I will, I will.
I need a jacket of expeditious value. Don't look for her.
5-5-6 ammo, don't mind! Could use... I need boxes of 5-5-6. Someone notice that? You shut your bitch mouth. What did you notice, though?
He's like my boy fell over
Wake up!
Fuckers are fine Wake up!
Fuckers with helmets, bro.
Hopefully nobody telling that.
Bomber jacket, not the worst. No 5-6 ammo?
We yield. I have to double tap this mop up there. Yeah, I found it. Holy... That helmet doesn't work, huh? Oh my goodness gracious. I don't want to fucking waste my ammo so i'm taking hits instead! There goes all the ammo I found, by the way.
Cheehee! Eight bullets later!
Let's actually more he's 11.
You fuck up my jacket? Damaged man. I think you damage too, though.
And no jacket.
No fucking 5.56 ammo.
Okay?
What do I do? I'm not going up there. Fuck that.
Man you guys just aren't...there's nothing to sustain out here, bud.
You guys, there's nothing
to sustain on them.
This other military base is so far out of the way.
It's crazy!
Military is like one of the only ones that are good.
Fuck, man. I'm gonna have to go back to the military.
This sucks! Oh, Zeds can have ammo.
I should go in there and look.
I'm gonna go... You're right, you're 100% right on that.
I should be checking all these Zeds.
100%.
That's a misplay on my part. If they're not gonna be spawning in the fucking map, hopefully
they'll be spawning on the zombies. Good call dudes, good call. I like the way you think.
I'm probably gonna die though.
Because of it. Your fault if I died, okay?
Just letting that out there. Come on, 20 bucks.
There's stuff out here too, I guess....
Yeah, and these boxes Boggles.
Fuck!
Where the fuck is's even at?
Got killed.
Nah. uh A fucking FX-45 is back here?
Come on now, bro.
Shut up with that shit. so
bro Bro!
Boss of fucking......39s.
Hmm? I have a three iron.
Hold on, nothing for me! We already looted in here right? I'm pretty sure. Just check again real fast.
Pretty sure there's green gloves in here
Well ain't that some shit. Oh!
What was that?
Okay, four bullets.
I don't mind if I fucking do, I guess.
Four bullets is helpful. Ay-yi-yai! Aye aye aye!
We almost got a box of ammo in there. It's the us almost a box of ammo, too, because that's worth it.
I got plus one bullet overall, yeah. uh I heard the lamb when i was really close, let me look at it. so so so landmines dead? I don't really know. Yeah they make one of these things with food.
It could be a good idea to sell them for balance share. I just don't feel like it dude. so so so Much love, brother.
I just want to say I've been watching you for years.
You have been there through all the ups and downs.
Oh, that's nice.
Thank you!
Thanks so much brother man, appreciate it dude
And hopefully...
Hopefully the many more years chillin' brother man
You know what I'm sayin'?
I'll be around
Hopefully your ass will be around
Thank ya so fuckin' much bro I appreciate you supporting like that. That's a lot of money, dude
So thank you, thank you
And I'm also gonna take a look at that alien
Thank you, alien, for the donut earlier, brother. man appreciate you man so This is as endgame as it gets on this map, and I'm not gonna lie. It needs a little bit more love. I'm almost out of my lighter.
Holy, never thought I'd ever see that happen.
Fuck.
Okay, let's make this really fast chat. Boom!
Add a little stick in there... like
boom. Add a little tripod in there like boom. Throw this on the ground, take that out, toss
those on the ground and add that to the motherfucker like that.
And then bam, bam.
That's how you do that as quick as you can. Oh, we will boil.
Almost don't want it to boil,
but we have enough
that it's okay.
Dry them clothes. Probably dry them clothes, when we dry them clothes.
They already dry yo. now Hey, you're really liking it, Daisy. You don't know what's going on but it's been fun.
Thanks, brother. I appreciate it.
Well we are trying to survive out here
against other people that are trying to survive out here
This map is a little bit different
Um little bit different. Um,
than some of the other maps.
Got some progression to it.
So I've progressed to an area
um, that uh, progressed to an area that not everybody's gonna be getting
to, so that's why I slowed down quite a bit over here.
To be honest so This area is for lore stuff, it's what has been here the most. here. Otherwise, I'll see you next time.
Bye-bye.
See ya.
What the hell's
up with you guys
donating crazy
ass fucking
donuts,
guys?
After hours,
King AK,
thank you both for the fucking 25ers.
Appreciate y'all guys. Thank you so much, man.
Thanks for all your time from over the years, brother-in-law.
I love getting to come in and chill with you more.
Anyway, name where he's chilling.
I'll be here.
That's a waste.
I thought that was the first
sound of it fucking...
Damn it!
That's not a waste at all.
It's a huge giant waste.
Okay then, these things like bear sticks so they're gonna be gigantic.
Bro! You can eat burns? Nah, I don't think so, bros. Yeah, it took that.
They're not getting boiled anymore.
That's when they cooked a little faster I think. Chad, we don't cook bird right?
You can eat bird. It's just less food. It doesn't get you sick in any way.
You sure?
Heron will make you sick, yeah. That's what I thought.
... sick yeah that's what i thought
you lose hydration with it okay just get rid of them
these are like I said bear steaks they're, we should be fine with these. so so Thank you..
Bring it in there.
Still hanging in there.
Probably gonna eat the rest of this guy. so Alright, I think we're gonna be close to full Apple. so so so so Sweet or savory?
Both, huh? Oh, well.
I don't fucking know man.
Nobody does shit out here bros.
If you come out to this place, why the fuck are people
not going to the maze? I don't think
people are making it out here.
I think I've eliminated every human
who's stepped across the passage
on this server. I hold all the keys.
Yeah, I'm the gatekeeper.
Yeah, I guess so.keeper. I guess so.
We did kill a couple people at that passage exit
last time.
I don't know man, I've been spotted a couple times. Gotten shot at from trees and shit a couple of times but...
No one's been able to land the killing blow on me just yet.
PvE has gotten the closest so There's just not a whole lot of ways to find each other out here. so Is that the military we visited already, chat? so so It's close as fuck. What the hell is going on over here?
What are you shooting at? A zombie pushing in the forest?
... so She now.
Wolves? Ghosts? Ghost got invisible on you? Will you be the person to kill me? End this fucking run of endless running through this area. so Take the wrong time to go in your inventory, homie.
Wrong time to go in your inventory.
Oh I killed him and that server
restarted! and that server restart Bro, you can't go into your inventory in the middle of the open after blasting off ak shots though you know what i mean
you can't!
Yeah, no loot. We got no loot there. His teammate might not even get back in to fight me To be honest with you so we'll see
We'll see we'll see Well, bro that dude died for like fucking five seconds ten seconds before restart you believe that shit? Dude, he's probably like, what?
That guy saw me too, man. His teammate.
Teammate is trying to avenge him.... engine so I'm not sure if ahead and do that. so 10 seconds before server restarted.
This thing gets cracked, there's no way. absolutely Can I get an unbound beam almost two years it won't happen again?
Old jester.
Yeah, I'm down brother, I got you. Thanks for the donation man.
Appreciate it. Live Brian thanks for the donation, man.
Appreciate it.
Live Brian, thanks for the Prime sub, sir.
Welcome to the squad.
Thank everybody.
Toe Jam, I see you
earlier with the Prime.
Thanks for everybody
dropping the resubs too.
I'm not really supposed
to kill people off a
restart so... I don't think this guy getting back in would be pretty wild I'm gonna go find this house or something. something The server restart really puts that through a war of that fight because we don't know
anymore if this guy's gonna be around. I think they probably had to fight skeletons out here, and that's why they have you alive. Oh fuck, there gonna be on me Just gonna wait for this area.
I got another that they were shooting at. Bro, what are you gonna do?
You know if I went out like that I wouldn't even give a fuck.
I'm so over this map.
Look how stupid that is, bro.
I'm getting off this server and we're gonna go play New York right now.
I'm getting off
this fucking server and we're gonna go play New York.
Your guys' endgame on this map
sucks so you need to fix it.
What the fuck is stupid shit like that, man?
Bring back the fucking skull mask.
Please.
Lord.
God, man.
It's so fucking bad.
It's
so fucking bad, dude.
Just making this area more and more
tedious.
Like yeah, I want to
dump fucking 30 shots into a fucking
group of skeletons bro just passing Just passing through the fucking forest,
man. Yeah, that's what I want to fucking do,
bro. That's
what I want to fucking do.
Like...
Dumb as fuck, homies.
Nobody wants to use all their fucking ammo on pve
just cause they're crossing through a
forest dude bring back the goddamn...
Look at this, dude. 40 shots
gone.
I haven't used a single M4.
By the way,
I'm going to throw this out there, okay?
I have had over like 200 plus bullets on this character.
I haven't used any of it in PvP. Not
any of it. No, I take that back.
I did shoot the guy trying to axe
Naughty in the bottom of the building
10 bullets.
Like, I can't keep up
my fucking 5-5-6
ammo because the PVE is such
dog shit out here!
Come on, man!
The fucking Skellymasker is a good idea. You guys take it away.
Now the map is dogshit.
What do you want me to do?
Like...
It's crazy, bro!
I think it's a military happening right here.
It's un-fucking believable man! Look at this!
Like get these fucking stupid skeletons out of here and just bring zombies about here man.
We're just running into groups of fucking skeletons...
...wasting all my ammo.
It's not even sustainable out here!
Fuck, dude. We're done with this map after this character's dead.
You guys need to go back to the fucking drawing board on this map.
Your ending area is complete and utter dog shit, and easily fixed.
Nobody wants to come out here and fight fucking
skeletons in random parts
of the fucking forest, okay?
At least make that our fucking choice
if we see them out there. Lower their goddamn aggro range something!
Something!
You took away one of the only cool things about the map, and that was the skull mask!
Now it's just dog shit out here.
Fuckin' I've used over 200 bullets of 5.56 on PvE!
When do i get to use some
of that on PvP?
Fucking dog shit man!
Fix your fucking endgame.
It was better before. Nobody wants to stack ammo to go shoot some fucking skeletons, dude.
I would like to use some of this on players!
Some of those 200 fucking rounds, man!
Why's my guy not getting his health-
his breath back? The fuck is going on here?
Oh, it's fucking super lagged.
Like dudes
come the fuck on already man.
Is anybody playing endgame that's on your dev team?
You know, you little mod squad like...
This shit sucks!
Nobody wants to hang out on this side of the map. Over 200 rounds of 5.56 on NPCs, ten of them used on a player. You got that shit wrong bros. That is fucking wrong balance.
You got the wrong fucking balance there, dudes.
Completely and utterly.
I'm just gonna go in here.
Listen, if this character dies, it's doing us a favor.
Honestly.
Whoever kills is doing us a massive fucking favor.
We gotta go to a different map.
We're gonna play New York for a little while.
I don't think New York's gonna be mucho better,
but this shit has just gotten to the point where it's so annoying that it's not even fun.
Yeah, sure, let me fucking deal with five fucking skeletons out here in the middle of the forest. That's what I looted all those barracks for.
For that fucking reason.
Because i wanted to go dump them into some fucking NPCs, dude.
That's what I fuckin' wanted right there.
How did you guys know?
Bro, if your gonna lock me back here, alright. And I'm not allowed to go play with the rest of the players, right? For progressing through your map.
At least make your fucking ending area
not completely fucking
tedious. You know?
There's gotta be
PvP, PvE elements elements not just pv e elements
man little dog Little dog shit.
That's why the mosque is king, exactly. That's why the mosque is is king, exactly. That's why Namolska is fucking
king because they under- that whoever made
that map understands that there's PvE
and PvP. Like dude
who? There's nobody
that wants to go to the other side of passage and dump all their hard work into some fucking skeletons.
You know what I'm saying?
It's just not...
Especially with skeletons that don't offer up any fucking progress either. You know?
It's like sure if we're in the fucking areas where we're gonna go get loot, hell yeah!
Do I wanna run by a fucking group in a forest and get jumped by six skellies? No!
Who the fuck wants to do that?! I think he was running out of oil.
He's got a solar power, by the way, chat. All my kills out here have been fucking maker
kills. Like I said, one kill TM4... maybe. Oh my god there's another one that guy rolled up and got caught no way so
no way No way.
We're dead here for sure, These guys are gonna have teammates.
Holy shit dude, we found PvP? Did I shoot my hog at somebody? so
all right boys that's where we go I want to go creep over this rock here.
See if i can catch another teammate with the outside guy. Does that gun just splash damage one shot?
That thing is nuts. Also, there's all your ammo.
Yeah, true. This guys might have some more. so so so Those are just two solos.
I feel like that would have got shot up by now.
It wasn't. Let's see the
5567 SVD. Oh man.
Suppressed SVD?
Okay Okay. Okay.
Okay!
Service.
No way I don't get either of those fucking kills.
If I don't get to loot those kills, we don't get to loot him. Okay?
We killed two guys after server restart and we don't get to loot them? Thank you. We'll see if his body's still here.
If his body's gone, we're logging, dude.
If his body's gone, we're logging dude. If this body is gone,
We are logging dude.
Maybe that was just me i hope
it's still there.
It was just me, I guess.
Nice. That's good though.
What a gun. What a gun that is.
Not a maker, but it's a gun.
Man two kills back to back chat.
That was pretty nutty.
That was pretty fucking nutty.
That's pretty fucking nutty.
This is all AT&T's doing. Right? They're holding it back.
Ahem... I can't believe we looked at the entrance and literally caught a guy peeking in. I thought this dude was going to see me on top of
the tower faster too, be honest with you. I thought he was gonna see me start moving but he didn't.
This guy doesn't have 5-5-6 ammo on them though which is kind of a disappointment
He also doesn't have any maker ammo on all of them either
... make ram on all the people
I need some food for us. Yeah, the Maker's stupid strong.. so so
watch your cover on that.
I don't know if I need this at all.
Got my pox back, which is nice.
And I'll lock another life for steam.
Yes! Another cat. Duct tape, very nice.. Now those are 5.6 boxes.
I have a bunch of pills chat 43 of them build up the other guy That guy didn't even get anything from the heli drop actually, really.
There's a helidrop in there where he could have gotten a key so so so so so Oh, he had a maker mag. He has a maker mag on him! so so He has a fucking LAR, bro! Shush!
I want this.
I want this fuckin' lar.
Does he have three weights to match it though? The problem is we're not far.
I don't even know where we are in here, just make it look this fast.
Man its horny.
Is that gas? I don't think he's got the 3-0-8s to back it up, chat.
But then again,
I'm running out of a 5-5-656 to back it up too and it's damaged.
Hey Vision! Still has a go on... stuff is going on
i don't know what to do here There's a spare mag for it. Is that enough though, chat?
You know what I mean?
The question is do I switch out my AUG for his LAR?
The LAR's much better. But I don't have the ammo to sustain it.
But I'm starting to run out of the 5.56.
Not worth... Look at this.. It's pristine. so so Hmm. I could fix this. 20 and 20... there's 9
Put all his ammo up top! Where'd my maskers go? Oh, my mustache Oh my gosh.
20 in the gun, 20 there, 9 there so 49.
I'm seeing nothing else.
... That's not real, no puns damage. I don't think
I take the law.
But, I'm not sure. People might have a lot of bullets for it later.
In fact that last guy didn't he have 308s?
Let's do this. Bam, let's go bam.
Let's go BAM.
I did combine the Leather Kit.
I'm not gonna take night vision, They don't go on my helmet, they're not that necessary on this map at this point. We're good. There's nothing else.
I'm going to go ahead and do a little bit of We're good. There's nothing else. I want to go see if this other guy through this. Wrong kid in your pot.
You guys are actually ridiculous.
Oh, fuck!
You're right! I didn't realize that I had a leather
kit in my pot though so I don't know what you guys were talking about.
But you guys aren't right and we take his uh
leather kit out of the way. That's our mistake there.
Good call. Good call. I appreciate you guys.
You're not ridiculous. Well,
you're ridiculous. Don't get me wrong.
Boom. Oh If this guy's got a box of 308 on him, I might swap. Because Lara is so fucking good bros.
It's so fucking good. He doesn't really have any deal weights. These will do more damage than the 5-6.
What would you guys do here?
Would you take the LAR or would you take the M4
with the bullets?
SVD, yeah but I need something close range.
Damn, we have to damage damage. Oh shit! August suppressed Ogg is suppressed.
Ogg won't be suppressed for too much longer. so I can put the SVD suppressor on lower. Doesn't seem so. I have to leave it.
Sorry, you gotta leave it.
You don't have a choice.
We do have a choice but
let's use the AUG for now. Let's go 5-5-5-6 ammo.
Dude leaving these guys as hard I didn't take ammo. Check for camp.
Well, I guess I could check for camp. I don't know if that... Well, I guess I could
check the camp for ammo but
it's already been looted bro.
I highly doubt
there is ammo in that bitch.
Maybe we'll come back in 15 minutes or something?
I don't know, at least
we got some fucking PvP back there. We didn't
really get any much of a...we didn't get too much
loadout improvement from it
but
ended up getting nothing loadout improvement from it, but
ended up getting pretty good kills.
He looted it for 7-6-2 though, I bet he missed the ammo crate.
Alright, I'll tell you what guys, fuck it. We were here to find ammo in the first place, might as well just go in there and find ammo.
No one else has shown up in a long time.
We'll just roll it, let's go.
Look at my fucking stamina breath. I should have gone in before the zombies all respawned, man. man so I don't need Tetris right now, do I?
Looking for 5, five, six rounds.
Dude I have so much stuff. I need to like get rid of this
for sure.
Aka you know? this for sure. AKA
I don't know.
Hopefully this isn't human meat,
that'd be crazy if we had enough for all this time.
Way to end the run right there.
Never Way to end the run right there. Never trust human meat off of, uh...
another person but you know, we rolled with it. them Oh, look how many zombies there are. uh uh ah
oh five six please.
Yes! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Oh he got the key.
I think that other guy...I didn't see him at all. Maybe they've already been looted.
Damn ammo box. Come on ammo. Endgame military looters a pilot's pet spawn. He must have just came and got some upgrades I guess. Ow, f***ing hell.
ESS? That's from him I think. We went in and shot what, like five?
Five bullets gained 20. So we're plus 15-ish. some pasta tnish I'll say this, though.
It's crazy how many people
I catch off guard out here.
You know, I've had bad things to say about this area, but I'll say that one of the good things is every fight that I've had out here,
I've almost caught people off guard
every time.
That would never happen on other maps
due to stream sniping and shit like
that you know what I'm saying? The unorganic gameplay
that comes with it would just be insane
so it's like at the very least the people that i'm finding out here
i mean bro the stream snipers aren't making it out here. I mean, bro the stream snipers aren't making it out of here.
Stream snipers can't get through passage nor-I'm sure some of them don't even find
it worth a commit to get out here and try to kill me either.
So it's like, how many people have you...
When have I ever won this many fights in a row?
Not even win.
When have I ever caught this many people off guard in a row?
You know what I'm saying?
Never, bro!
I'm always the guy getting shot at first.
Never.
How many people have I caught
off-guard in this shit?
I've caught almost every fight off-guard, except for maybe one or two.
And I've killed like 14 people now?
Actually 15 people... think we're at 15 12 of them came from this side it's like bro these are all not to mention I'm catching these guys off check the
checkers out yet not only am i catchin these guys off... Check this out, Jack. Not only am I catching
these guys off guard winning fights
against them and shit, you know what I mean?
They're not fucking fining me super, super easily.
These are the better players.
These are the players that make it to the other side of fucking passage,
you know what I'm saying? You're telling me
they're the ones who are fucking on the other side
and can't make it across passage, are fucking
finding me in all these fights, and fucking
god-tier rotators and all that shit? Yeah, right, bro.
Yeah, fucking right.
...
... They hardly fight you when you got maker deck.
Yeah, admittedly... It's not so much the fight that I'm talking about.
It's more so that I'm catching people off guard ten times more out here than I would in the other places,
in other maps. You know what I'm saying?
Tell me how that makes sense.
You know what I mean?
Off gourd.
Yeah.
Off the gourd, bruv.
This doesn't make sense, right? This doesn't make fucking sense.
Oh my gourd it don't make sense.
You know what I mean though? It doesn't make sense. Oh shit, 48 in that one. Not bad! Hmm. Kakarot, see chat this is what it looks like being able to stream Sniper when he's hitting his shots.
Team waiting on the hot sauce drop."
Thanks, though man I appreciate you.
The hot sauce drop dude. The Molotov?
You know I've actually... my agency has
actually dibble-dabbled with that idea
and thinks it's a possibility
even on 1G Hot Sauce but
not kind of an up in the air
toss-out to me, I think, at that
point.
Yeah, alright. Let's fix this shit up here. Get rid of this guy. Fixing our freaking pants. The duct tape was really helpful off that guy. I haven't seen
duct tape in a couple days.
Do I like hot sauce?
Yeah, absolutely.
I mean,
I'm not like a fucking big vegan dude
but you know
it's freaking
like an hot sauce
in my Taco Bell.
Let me get that hat off wait a minute We're all good on the rest of this. Been finding leather kits like crazy for the boots though, I got to keep these expedition
boots pretty up to sniff
he left duct tape last night at the castle place where that uh dude
blew blind oh did i really oh no shit that's not good.
That's a waste.
I think we fixed this thing since it's our only one now.
Kind of keeping us off the radar a little bit.
Think we need it.
Like, that guy would have been aware that we were moving up on him if we didn't suppress the zombie- er, the skeletons. Yo, the skeletons
fucking suck on this map though.
The skeletons suck on this map. They need to
like just get them out of the fuckin'
random parts of the forest and shit I don't even know man
Just get jumped by a pack pack of skeletons just from moving around
moving around a bit it's kind of crazy
that gets a little bit wide.
Alright.
Yeah, I think that would be the idea. think the bottle will be like a molotov essentially
uh thanks for the fiber brother appreciate it man thank you brolly as well good to see you, man.
Just make the bone mask have further aggro something man something it's all
off base right now you know it's all off look at all this food I got though bro
whoo buddy motherfuckers wish they had as much food this food I got though, bro. Woo!
Buddy!
Motherfuckers wish they had as much food as me.
I know all the best food.
I still have one more maker max, so how many shots do have seven 13. i think that's how many shots we have left boys
that went down fast bro we had 30 shots at one point we have 13 shots
none of that would matter if the loot was better ammo spawns and you got more sewing kits. Yeah true Buck
You're 100% right on that right? Like if there was just
a little bit more sustainability out here
um
it would go a long way for sure. You know what I mean
Also skeletons bro come on man let me for sure. You know what I mean?
Also, skeletons, bro.
Come on, man.
Let me one-tap these motherfuckers
with the...
Actually,
I don't even think
normal zombies
get one-tapped
by five,
five, six body shells,
so...
Gotta make people shoot to find them. I get that, then lower the suppressors in the map as well. Get rid of suppressors, make more bottle suppressors go down...
Um, I don't mind that.
Do zombies get one-tapped
by body shots of 5.56 out of an AUG?
I don't know, actually.
I feel a stretch here.
I don't know.
I'm looking for answers. With M16 they do?
I mean, bro has to dog them right?
No?
Two shots probably then?
Two shots probably then.
Two shots, okay.
You killed Bruce I think lol SVD guy. That was my thought too was that maybe that was Bruce.
Because I do remember him having
a suppressed SVD.
That's kind of the thing out here too, man.
If you're not playing with each other
you might just run into each other as enemies.
Okay. to each other as enemies. 100% Buck,
I don't wanna be super...yeah yeah
100% agreed.
If you have enough weapon cleaning kits out here and shit like that too
it's definitely sustainable. I agree
Their little tent areas they should
be bigger tent areas.
Not like the big-ass places,
like Pilatary that we were just at.
I still think this should add more to that
considering the amount of zombies you kill
and the amount of loot that's available there
is not quite efficient.
Also, like I said,
they added these little tent areas. Bro, they have two or three tents?
You know it's like nobody is fucking sticking there longer than 20 seconds 30 seconds
They fucking pop the zombies and then they're gone you know so Yeah, the biggest come ups are still essentially off of...
I'm gonna fix this fucking thing dude.
The biggest come ups are essentially off of other players, you know what I mean? Out here.
Shooting the shit Skelly spawns in forest would be okay
and attract PvP if you were not worried about ammo. Agreed.
I agree
with you, I do think that would solve some issues.
I do think
they should have more sustainability
out here.
And get rid of suppressors.
Not get rid of them, but you know
make them pretty rare. Make them very rare.
Make it so you get a suppressor right next to the maker
at the end, y'know what I mean? With that fuckin'...
little weapon cleaning kit.
Boom.
Boom. Alright!
We have eliminated three humans
from this side of the map
in the last like hour
so
we're just gonna roam around and
see if we can hear some more shots from people,
and hit the next point of interest which I think is going to be that single tower.
So let's go...let's go hit single tower.
It's really nice not having to eat though at the moment those minotaur like we used
a lot of maker ammo on them but the minotaur meat that you get out of is definitely nice and
that guy that we killed at the end there having fucking, how many shots did he have?
Three shots? Like oh thank goodness
I need to somehow replenish
some of those bullets
I mean shit dude
We might just go to maze
try to get through it solo
without shooting too much
and see if we can replenish some of this maker ammo
My problem with mazes is every single time
I have gone before this it's always been behind people
So, I don't think we're getting the good loot
Follow people into the maze trying to kill them and then I'll go all the way through
and then get nothing out of it. And not even
find them.
Looks like eventually I just gotta
go through that bitch. My problem
with it is, I just don't think I'm prepared to do it now. I think we need more ammo Didn't know.
Noddy did not get his maker.
That's what I'm talking about.
We were behind someone on that run, too.
We got there and the maker was already grabbed.
Okay. and then on the way out after we did not get
the maker, we still had to deal
with the respawning PVE
that's another thing buck
that's another thing about this map is their stuff doesn't stay cleared for a
long enough time and responds too quickly
to the point where you can't make good decisions,
um,
You're just like at the will of the fucking map,
ya know?
So their respawn rates are stupidly OP.
Oh! League OP. You can't even really clear an area and like expect it to be cleared for 10 minutes.
It just goes back really quickly. Reload pistol, thank you. I did that, we're good.
So yeah... We're good. Yeah, the respawns
on PvE are rapid and the loot
not so much.
Yo, if the skeletons spawned that quick
man, let me get some fucking items too.
Yeah, it's just kind of rough. Kind of rough.
I mean, I think the
skeletons should... Isn't a normal
Daisy
they follow the kind of proximity? They both follow the kind of
proximity
they both
follow the same
rule
loot and
respawns
on zombies
it's like
if somebody
is in
the
proximity
they will
not
respawn so it can stay cleared
and nothing, no loot
will come back.
Or at
the very least, respawns way later
with the zombies.
And that needs to be applied here too respawns way later, the zombies. And it's just like
that needs to be applied here too.
You know if you shoot up an area
and like have to make a fucking fire
and cook something
um you know you should expect that
the shit you just cleared at the very least is not going to respawn on top of
you. You know what I mean? That heli crash was just straight north
dude i'll be honest i took i grabbed chat. We grabbed this maker, right?
The first thing I thought of when I grabbed the maker was like,
man, it'd be really cool to get some kills with this thing,
but the chances are I'm just going to get shot and give it to somebody else.
Dude, we've killed quite a few people with it!
We just killed three people with it...
Killed five...
Dude I've killed at least six people with this motherfucker right?
Yeah. Actually, I can count six actually. Maybe even seven. Seven!
Actually, seven.
I could count seven deaths right now in my head...
...that I've killed.
Where'd the single tower go, bro?
Ooh there's a heli crash right there, dudes.
Should I just hit this fucking heli crash?
I think so.
I'm gonna just loot this bitch. We're close now.
I'm gonna just loot it.
I don't say let's camp it, but let's just
loot to this 5-6
ammo for me.
EFC Let's hit this 5-6 ammo for me. You have 16 kills or 15?
Yeah, yeah. I got three...
I got 3 kills
before passage
on this character.
So anything else after would be anything else would be after passage kills
which is just like what that
means it's just geared ass motherfuckers
you know, get out killed.
But it's not like i'm not taking super credit for it because it's
is realistically uh i mean the maker bro
that's really all it is. It's the fuckin' maker.
Me spotting them and shit though has definitely been
pretty nice, I haven't
been getting spotted too often a few times
in one of these fights that we had actually this
one of these fights actually...
one of these dudes was out maneuvering the fuck
out of us and crapping on us. Actually moseyed me,
knocked me.
And then we had to get up and kind of re-find out what the fuck was going on
figure out where he was. Are those zombies already dead?
Or are they not spawned?
I don't see them dead. They're gonna spawn here probably right around the end.
Okay, if i'm going die it's gonna be here. It's a key.
Make your ammo.
Make your ammo, 5.56 ammo 60 rounder grabbing grabbing an AUG Any bullets in it? No
Ok that's all she wrote let's not get greedy here. Let's go that way.
Yo,
that's... They're in the fucking other entrance,
The right side entrance of last area.
I'm pretty sure is where I'm hearing that.
They're fucking blasting.
Oh dude let's go,
Let's go,
We got some more maker ammo too.
Okay. Let's go, let's go, let's go. We got some more maker ammo too.
I'm not gonna grab the.308 I'm not going to sit there and carry around ammo
and be like oh man I hope I come across a LAR
again! Like that.
They either got the shit we need or they don't.
You know what I mean?
Okay, let's figure this out.
Real fast. One, we've got another piece of a key...
More ammo! Dude look at that, pristine Maker Mag. I'm just gonna go with
Just taking the ammo out of it. I already have a pristine maker mag,
I don't really need two mags in this fucking thing.
We're okay without that.
Three more extra shots. That...
for Heli Crash is so fucking nice!
Twenty more extra shots and then we got the f- Extra 20 extra shots there, 20 more extra shots, and then we got the extra
20 extra shots there, so 40 extra shots of 5-5-6.
That's fucking giant.
Not gonna take the extra
60 mag. It looks like it's fucked anyways.
It's damaged. I don't really want to fix it.
I don't need 260 mags.
Wait, maybe I take
260 instead of
240 in a 60?
I don't care about MVGs, chat.
We're not grabbing them.
They don't fit on my helmet.
I'm not going to sit there
and try to make it fit on my helmet.
A few 60s you think, chat?
Let's do it.
Let's do two 260s. I think
that's probably the best case.
Easier to keep track of that.
Okay. So now let's do drop that there.
We're going to be kind of like wasting our time here, but these guys should
be pretty busy for a bit.
The thing about the last area if I can catch people going into it and
I can create a pathway for myself to get there...
They're in a lot of trouble because they have to go forward and also backtrack.
They don't just teleport out like they do in the maze.
They have to backtrack to me a little bit more after a lot of clear, so even if I'm more behind in that area it's not as bad as being behind in
the maze
This is now Livonia. Is Livonia, uh... Livonia has snow?
Don't forget to repair the mag, absolutely. I think I already did bro.
Think I already fucking did. Yeah we're chillin'
unless my other mag is fucked.
Let's fill this mag first.
Bam Bam Now they're both worn. Bam, bam! Get this to 60 and the other one should get 60
and we should be good. Two sixties. I think that's perfect.
So let's reload that sucker.
Boom, put that one away.
Boom, boom, let's go.
Nice!
NICER! It has a bunker though. Nice. NICE!
It has a bunker though, okay. Massacre. map is legit it's in the title yeah map deadfall yeah if you guys want to know
the map it's called deadfall
means easier to reload not loading the wrong mag too true absolutely bro absolutely i like
to keep my magazines really simple and daisy bro the less i have to carry the better you know simple in DayZ, bro.
The less I have to carry the better, you know? These guys are
going dude. We gotta get in there.
Anything else I need to do chat that you
guys can think of? Let's get
over there.
They're in the right side entrance?
I think right side entrance is a mistake.
Everything they're shooting at right now,
I can get by without shooting
a single bullet on the left side entrance.
So we're going to try to take advantage of that
when we go over there and hopefully they are where
we think they are.
Heat! We need more heat. I'm not
worried about that. Load a maker mag
We got a maker mag in there We just took the bullets out of the maker mag. We got a maker mag in there
We just took the bullets out of the maker mag we didn't actually take that other mag
I already have one, I don't want to have two mags of it
I don't think it's necessary If it comes down to me taking seven fucking maker shots, and I'm not killing a whole goddamn team at least then that's my fault
Dude that heliraft was crazy good.
So that's good replenish.
That was really good replenish.
I didn't expect
that to be that lucrative for me.
So hell yeah man, hell yeah. we need to hit more of those so that's another
that's the thing we need to take advantage about here is how it crashes even if already geared geared.
So that was really good replenish on maker rounds and M4 rounds.
I still haven't run into another person with the maker. We actually know that there's other people because they took it from us before we got there, remember?
This motherfucker has got it somewhere!
Dude, they're in here bros! There is no way they are blasting off that much
and they're not going in. Bros! Okay.
Okay. Let me think about this epi pens one
two
dropping that grenade. accidentally gave someone six tacos. They only ordered three.
Quitting Chipotle now.
Oh, fuck man!
That's so fucking ridiculous.
How did you- wasn't that other donation like a long ass time ago?
You remember that shit?
Joe Bible!
Thanks brother.
Unless I was you, the same guy.
Yeah so listen right side entrance to this place no bueno bro.
The ramp is honestly- the ramp is on the left.
Why the fuck would you want to cross through all that shit?
So hopefully these guys are fucked up, hurt depleted on ammo. You know what I'm saying?
Already struggling, pissed off that the fucking map sucks.
Arguing with each other.
There's four of them.
They all got fuckin' three maker rounds and 40 bullets of them, you know, 5-5-6 each.
It's about to be lit, chat.
I don't know if it's about to be lit.
Actually might be the worst fucking thing ever If I just get a bunch of shit on me
We'll see though
Okay We'll see though. I really
want to maybe
follow them
up the ramp and follow their
pathing, and not even fight them until we get in the door because i'm not even
i don't want to get into a fight or loot in this area right pve alone can murder me especially as a solo this is considered kind of tough to solo
who was it maverick that said it was impossible to solo even with him cheesing
it i don't think it's impossible to solo,
but I do think it's gonna be hard.
I think Nima knows how to do it.
Dude, I didn't think Robert Whitaker was
going to win that fight, but that fucking uppercut was gross.
That fucking uppercut, dude.
Even tried his signature fucking one-two kick or whatever he does.
Head kick.
But it ended up kind of pushing him off balance too so it works day kenny thanks so much crazy i appreciate you brother nice thing to say man
i three appreciate you guys all being so respectful blue like that man
thank you thank you thank you deuce.
No!
Hold the phone. Hold the fucking phone.
Hold the fucking phone.
We lagging out?
We might get kicked here, we gotta chill. We're not going into this area with desyncing.
They might die to this if they are desyncing.
That's how you figure it out, You drag an item and just sit.
Leave for D&D at 10am. Some still streaming. Get home at 11pm, some streaming again. Love this schedule right now. Much love, Sung."
I appreciate you brother thank you so much for appreciating it.
I appreciate you coming through man.
Hope you had a good time at D&D.
Hey bro thanks for being here!
It's been a great day.
Ordered three tacos earlier and they doubled my order for free must
have been the 1000th customer. Must've been the 1,000th
customer. Okay it's back here we go.
Even on this side of the wall, you can aggro stuff here.
So we are
going to move...
Imagine someone's in the tower.
We are gonna move slowly from the start, hope these guys didn't lag out.
We're going to try to climb these rocks. Without getting aggro, hopefully.
Uh-oh, am I lagging? We're going out.
Believe me.
Believe me.
Believe me.
It's about time to do this.
Let's hope one of them didn't aggro me.
I'm just not seeing anything.
I might get beat up by a ghost right now on the death trap.
Just gonna give you the reality of the situation here.
We're going to chill out here until I get some consistency from the server or until i hear these other guys shooting okay
because i got a feeling we just got shafted on this contentected. I think that
they got kicked.
We'll see, though. They might just be like chilling, but it's all right. It's still lagging.
I can feel it. Okay that's a little bit better. It's good now.
We're good now.
Let's just for a while.
Two or something actually.
Yeah, not on Discord.
You're not gonna believe it.
Turns out... Was inside of Chipotle when I saw a guy order three tacos.
Turns out, he received six.
Wild stuff! What's up, big dog?
I heard you're getting off deadfall when you die.
Yeah, I think I'm gonna go New York probably when I die this character. Maybe?
What are you doing right now?
Uh...I was on New York for like an hour and a half or some shit
And then...
You didn't like it? It was good I got into...
I got geared twice.
Got into a couple fights
You been past a punch card yet?
I found a fucking punch card on a zombie
while I was killing zombies and shit.
And then a guy pulled up and smacked me.
No.
He didn't even pull up that yet? No, no.
He didn't even pull up...
The guy was like...
You know the...
You know the military
camps in Chinatown?
Yeah.
It was camping
one of the windows
that has vision. I was fighting zombies in in one of the windows that has vision.
Like I was fighting zombies in the middle of camp and he just sniped me from the window.
Oh, bruh...
Yeah, that's my only problem with this is all the buildings you can go into every single one.
Yeah, I like that.
You don't have to sit in a fucking window, any window is all fucking wrapped.
It's just like, you gotta get the fuck away from south and just get through that-
Yes.
Like you got to get through that fucking gate bro, you know what I mean?
Yeah yeah yeah
Um...
I mean, I'm down to jump in the ark whenever you die
I'm just watching movies right now
Didn't get into a dead ball Or I got into Q He received six cockpits.
Freeman, thank you. Thanks guys!
I'll wait a little bit though. Hey, this is Roman from the newscast. I saw a news article about a stabbing. Apparently they stabbed someone who ordered three tacos but didn't receive six.
Life gifts and life takes, I guess?
Three tacos?
Almost four if you ask me. Thank you so much for 50 dollars please i appreciate
came in there either chuck norris source uh chipotle customer everybody the club dude
cook this food receipt said it was supposed to be three contest, and then it was six. The ward is good dude.
I'm pretty sure these guys were in the endgame area
I heard them fighting around the area that we died,
that you died at right?
Or you know that entrance.
Yeah yeah yeah
The server starts lagging bro
I get kicked out
I come back in
and haven't heard a fucking peep since bro
I'm pretty sure they disconnected.
They couldn't get right in?
When they do get back in,
they're fucked.
Individually,
you're dead.
Or why?
The cops are getting involved. Guys please!
Because they aren't going to spawn back in as a group they're gonna spawn
individually oh truly right so all the group fighting that they need
uh are there you get because they're solo. Kind of annoying though, that habit.
It's not their fault bro.
I'm pretty damn sure that I'm fucking...
I'm pretty sure the thing is getting DDoS'd
Because I'm going to this area that DDOS was like.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Fuck this summit guy let's get him killed here.
I'll do what it is...
...I wouldn't bat it.
Bro, stop this nonsense.
Stop the nonsense!
Disconnected. Connection lost.
Yeesh. Fun went down again?
Fun detected, bro yeah.
That wants you to fucking die, bruh.
Uh... You go to New York and start a character chat? What server are you going to be going into?
I need to know what you're doing.
Probably going to New York when you die, bro.
So... You're not in the server right now?
No no, like I said
I got into
I was about to get in
after the server restarted and then um it went down again right after
so like i got kicked out of queue and then yeah
that's okay i'm just either wait till either i wait till 2 2am for the next restart or whenever you die and get on New York it's fine.
Okay
You know I hit a helicopter landing or a helicopter crash right when it crashed
And I fucking had three maker rounds at it.
And some 45
5-6 rounds at it.
And the key.
Damn.
Yeah dude, those heli crashes are pretty good like...
I feel like that and like that one area with the big ass stairs
are the only good loot, everything else sucks.
Yeah, I feel it, I feel it. the big ass stairs are the only good loot. Everything else sucks.
Yeah, I feel it.
I feel it.
I feel it.
Let's see if we hear these guys again. so so so If these guys are in there, the server's been fucking them over and this has been a little bit troublesome for him Yeah, make your fucking... You know what? Listen.
I makered a guy
10 seconds before restart today
Oh my- did he like die die or the uh
Yeah fuck yeah he died-died.
You don't get hit by shit in that room.
That fucking sucks.
Then I went to the military
because I heard shots.
I go into military,
I clear the tower,
no one in it
so I look over
right as I look out
from the roof
the guy's leaving
military just walking
boom
track him
right?
I'm like I look...I look for teammate.
Look for teammate. Don't see anybody.
I go down the tower.
I look to the left entrance before
I just decide to leave.
I clear a little bit, right? I look at the left entrance i see a guy bro half of his body he moves over a little
bit to like half this body shooting i shoot him in his left arm boom dad dude killed two
of those as a military that was today or yesterday that today. That's like an hour ago.
You know why they couldn't see you, because you're 4'2".
They couldn't see over the grass that was above your head, Jared.
What the fuck? This is New York!
In New York I'm odd-jobbed out, bro.
No one sees me.
Dude, I was looking at a guy.
I was playing in New York.
I look in an open field.
I know that dude sees nothing but grass, bro.
Nothing but grass.
I see him playing today
like dude just running
in the middle of the open.
Yeah if I could change something around New York it'd be
definitely that tall ass grass.
Yeah bro it's terrible.
Just make the whole thing barren Yeah, bro. It's terrible. Terrible.
Just make the whole thing barren with like not- Like you know there are some areas in the map that it's like snow but it's not snow right?
It's like desert with just random grass grass things popping out i like that
i like fighting in snow because you can everyone can see each other
it's open you know what i mean the only problem is when they disappear
in the trees and you can't fucking hear nobody.
And they sneak up from behind ya. That's my biggest
problem with DayZ, I just...I can't stand the audio
I can't hear nothin'. Oh! You know
that was one of my rants
Oh, you've been bitching about audio as well?
Oh I should get fucking Heap up first.
Oh bro!
I was like dude this game...
At least in Tarkov's audio it's confusing audio but you can hear it
you know what i'm saying do you feel me a bunch of krauts
not anymore they fixed that right?
Yeah yeah
dude they fixed that
they fixed the armor
Oh man
Yeah bro I'm just like
when's the next
White Pumster
it's gonna be fun
but um
It's gonna be a blast
Yeah bro
at least
you're hearing shit
you know something's happening around
you, you know?
You just have to figure it out. You have to fucking
Sherlock Holmes it. Bro, and DayZ
a guy... Listen
when I started ranting about this, it was early.
I was trying to hunt the guy down
at Melee. He was bleeding,
okay? So I knew I already had it in the bag.
The guy goes out the door
on the other side of the building
and disappears, bro. No fucking guy goes out the door on the other side of the building, disappears
bro. No fucking idea where he
goes, right? Don't hear anything
This guy's sprinting
So I'm like, bro
in any other game
name, if in any other game...
If you're on the other side of a building that they drop sound and
you will just not know where the fuck they go.
There's not a game in existence
Roadblocks has audio better than that you know what i mean
bro someone rogues if someone goes in a tree bro they might as well be a rodent and vanish like
i it's just over for me like those tree fights could fights... Could be here, chat.
Bro, it's crazy, right?
Yeah.
I'm gonna jump out of here. I just wanna say what's up.
Alright, Brother John. Always a pleasure
seeing your goofy ass.
Yeah, man. Maybe when you stop streaming at fucking 4 AM dude and we can game.
Actually it's been more like I got off the last couple of 10 AM 9 AM., 9 a.m.
So, again, I'm really fucking myself here.
My responsibilities in life have gone out the fucking window.
Caroline probably fucking hates me.
Yeah, she's low-key resenting me no anime at nighttime anymore bro
you know sometimes i say it i just say like this every once in a while there comes
time in the career where you have to just put your fucking head down and do shitloads of hours
Um, to make sure that you are still in a good position
In certain- during certain changes
Bro! you've been
fucking killing it. Why not? You know what I mean?
And absolutely, obviously,
you've been fucking murdering it, bro.
Yeah, yeah, I've been pretty happy with Daisy's
numbers and
just obviously I'm pretty happy with DayZ's numbers and um,
just obviously I'm pretty addicted to the adventure side because
I've been doing shit loads of hours. To be fair it's not all
stream a lot, I'm fucking wanting to play a lot.
You're enjoying it! That's the highlight!
When you can get on stream and you're looking forward
to gaming, it's like okay this is sick.
Yeah exactly, exactly, exactly.
That's the best feeling, right?
When you're like...
The hours are easy.
Yeah.
Dude, for sure.
If the hours are not only easy, they go too fast.
Yeah, so I feel it.
All right, brother. I'll let you go. See ya, man. they go too fast yeah so i feel like
hey we heard shots over here chat so so People like to hunker down in there in the rain. Just got done raining. Nice. Let's go. Watch this.
I'm going to get the Nice. Let's go.
Fuck this.
This is a needle in the haystack, let's go towards those shots.
I can actually maybe hit...
Before we leave here completely...
Northeast, we are going to... Is that Maze?
Wait.
Yeah, I think it is.
We are going to...
I think try to pinpoint this airplane real quick first.
See if we can get ourselves a
jacket here. We need a different
jacket. When I say
different jacket, we want the expedition
jacket.
Alright dudes, we gonna get ourselves into another maze chase?
And they just started popping off
My heart! My fucking heart! My heart!
My fucking heart!
Yo Rumi what's up brother? Oh no.
Not not no we ran into a pack!
We ran into a pack!
Waste of ammo!
No it's a big boy.
14 shots down the fucking drain man.
I hate it so much.
Airplane! Pfft okay uh. Boom! We're back, baby.
We're fucking back.
No, man. No mag.
Smoke grenade.
Come on guys, hook me up here. Expedition pouch have it.
I don't know if i want to follow.
I don't know if i want to follow this. so By the way, I usually not pick up epinephrine that much. I will pick up literally every single one. Every single time
I see one now. I will never not pick an epinephrine
ever again. Unless I'm really strapped
on space.
Yo!
Thanks again, brother man. I appreciate you dropping the 10 gift codes like that, man.
Much love. Welcome guys to the squad.
Hope you enjoy yourselves here, dudes.
Thank you so fucking much, bro. I know it's a lot of money man, so appreciate you sir.
I'm looking at different camera now.
There is a different camera.
I don't know if you guys noticed there is a different camera?
We put up uh...
we got the Elgato fuckin'...
some big ass fuckin' Elgato fucking some big ass fucking elgato camera why is
shit
i don't even know if it does much but i'm hopefully you know what i wanted to
do not what logitech does i want it to maintain its settings when i close obs
and reopen it like that's a big
logitech has a fucking problem doing that.
Yeah, we're going bro. Fuck it!
FUCK IT!
We're going!
We might be able to catch him still.
We didn't hear shots, we haven't heard shots going off for a long time.
It is gonna be cold
going across this water we're probably gonna be taking some health damage
we're gonna have to heat up when we get over there Look at my fucking stamina, bro.
Thank you again, Rami. Appreciate the real...
My C920 always fucks with its settings in OBS.
Pro!
Every time my computer restarts
since the beginning of time with the Logitech.
Drivers, no drivers, fucking programs, no programs, every computer in existence...
If my computer restarts, my Logitech camera goes
back to factory
and it just goes back to factory
SAC default.
And it's just like, bro, how long have you guys been in the
fucking camera business?
My cam business is fucking absolutely insane.
That that's even a thing.
So I'm really hoping Elgato has a beat in that, where their fucking settings will maintain
from a computer restart through my OBS.
I don't...
I don't... I don't believe she did that.
That's not bait, bro. You wanna think that bait but that ain't no bait.
I'm not doing it. I'm not doing it I'm nothing else thinking about
I'm not doing it yeah tree stuck they
had to be hugging right, right?
I'm hoping.
There's at least two of them. Yeah, yeah. 100%? Two. Maybe three.
One of them has a big boy sniper. I heard it go off.
I don't know what the fuck it was but it sounded scary.
Am I soaked? No.
Well that's just because I found that wet, wet, wet drenched
There. Might have to at least wring these out
I want to at least find...
Let's find their direction
at which they traveled first.
They either went left here
or they went right here.
Their hug-left crew
or hug-right crew?
Okay, let's go. a rug hug right crew has to be a hug right through
right That wasn't the same place as the other land, I don't think.
Dude those guys spawned back think at the main area. Chat? so I think it's this way. It doesn't matter where we hear the shots.
We have to follow them. matter where we hear the shots.
We have to follow the rule of right all
the way through, because if we don't
we will get lost
and we'll try to go towards shots
and be blocked by walls.
It's a fucking maze, right?
So we're in hug-right mode
all the way through this bitch
no matter what we hear.
Losing health?
Don't go some. I just wake up i dreamed that you got sniped yes we're in a corner now we're in a corner Maybe I should go back and do the hug left strap?
What do you guys think?
Or, do you guys think I stick to hug right here?
First it was on my right, right? We kind of have to need
To be right here chat
You know what I'm saying
Fortunately
Fuck it's killing me. I haven't seen anybody over here yet. I'll just go ahead and get out of here.
House coming up, but we're still just getting it up real fast.
It went right or it left. Taking too long again, they're gonna have to stop too.
... I think we go back and hug left. so I think we go back and hug left.
Let's go find the entrance again.
It's over here before this...
Unless maybe there's... before the this. Maybe they just went right
and found themselves back this way? No, we're not going to take
that chance.
That entrance is here, right? No.
That's the entrance right there so let's go with hug left here. I hear somebody running behind me. so so Why did I sprint chat? so so I might wait.
I don't think we walk up a need, I want to but There's so much closer, that's all right.
Nothing even close to the top of it. I'm not leaving people, I'll let them kinda continue.
See they had to slow down too, child. true for sure right now...... so so so. just like me Shit. BANG! Fuck. I thought that first one hit.
They're stuck in between us.
Okay. It's the fucking breath hold, bro. It's so tough.
CTF Is that their boys meeting them?
Just trying to get to the maze, man.
I don't even want to fight!
Yeah... Yeah
I don't know who the fuck that motherfucker. Oh my god
What What the fuck out of here.
I'm going to go this way. so I'm gonna fuck this up. so so so I should have just went forward up chat. so I'm just an easy double. trying to like pull out of the rgb so so Damn good fight there, both prone there.
One died. Bro, I can't believe that. I should have just M4'd both of them. As soon as they walk by,
I pull it and I fucking peek them.
I kill both those guys...
.
.
.
.
.. GGS.
I'm going over to New York
to buy Deathfall.
We've done enough here.
We've done
enough there.
I'll meet you there't assume big dog.
All right, it's easy.
I've let myself make a stupid mistake
and then died to the guys that I let pass by.
I was following a team
then I tucked into a team. Then,
I tucked into a corner
and another team
passed by me
following them
but I took shots
and missed them
and then they got
a little ahead of me
and then eventually
prone to the corner
waiting for me.
Fucking hell, the most people you've seen... eventually prone to the corner waiting for me. Fucking off
to the most people you've seen.
Fucking two teams.
Yeah, we were getting a lot of action today
to be honest. I ended up killing like
I ended up killing like 17 people
or something like that
on that character
that's crazy though
that was fucking wild
long character run
I mean
you were bound to die soon
so
yeah it was bad
I just didn't want to die
in a stupid mistake
like that bro
easy double kill I had an easy double kill I just didn't want to die in a stupid mistake like that.
Easy double kill.
I had an easy double kill.
Ended up killing one of those guys I waited, though.
Makered him before they got me.
At least you got one.
Yeah.
To be honest with you, the Maker's good
but it's
the most annoying thing on the planet
just having no sprint at all times.
Yeah yeah of course.
It's like an unnecessarily heavy gun
that just makes the game not fun
to be honest, you know?
Not really fun playing with it.
I feel like
if you get the maker.
Like think about if I had some sprint there,
I can actually hit that shot and sprint around
the corner but I have to like crawl
around a corner cause...
And steal his fucking ass.
Yeah, make her know backpack maybe?
Yeah, maybe, huh? Try to make that work.
Next time I do it'll probably be that. Gilead.
You had a gil- you had an epi and you could've used your nades. Epi only lasts so long,
And how the fuck am I supposed to know what corner they're gonna wait for me on?
Do we just pre-knit every corner. I'm going to go ahead and do that.
Made all the corners okay so
i turned four corners and they're not there, then what?
I cleared every corner but that one bro. I know.
I started
doubting that they were going to stop for me
and thinking that maybe that was them
that just wanted to run through, but yeah.
Dude, all I had to do was fucking M4 him.
All I had to do is M4 him.
I had it.
They were both in close quarters.
I should not have depended on the sniper rifle there.
That's just dumb.
Bad decision making is...
I only had a second to make that decision.
A couple seconds to figure out how I wanted to play
and then just made the bad choice
i was like do you want him for this or i can collab them with the thing and
then they started spreading out and i was like i'll go for the shot that i missed
definitely didn't need to leave the shot there by the way that bullet
goes so fast even in that area i did i led the shot i didn't need to so Shit, man. I don't like dying after a long ass run like that. It doesn't feel good.
I don't like it!
Oh hey, what? Just in the street. oh hey what just in this new york server yesterday man Damn, man. I can't believe I missed those easy shots and I decided to go for the...
I decided to opt for the sniper. That's just a bad
play, bro.
Bad play? I hate that
it goes out on a bad play rather than me getting sniped
from No Man's Land or something.
I hate how rather than me getting sniped from No Man's Land or something.
I hate how it goes out on a bad play.
I gotta depend on my full auto more. It's hard to though when you have a one-tapper, right?
Any other fucking sniper
rifle that I have there gets put on the back
and I'm M4ing that.
Okay. Yeah, I had a layup but I missed it. I missed the layup dude!
I missed a fucking layup.
Is the Nearshiver down?
Apparently they put out an update and it broke a lot of things.
So does that mean it's down?
Are they gonna bring it back up or what do you think?
It's been going down and up the last like hour
Oh really shit, okay
Yo onbooscope thank you brother man for
the 20 giftos I appreciate you my man welcome guys. Well, let's hope we enjoy dudes a lot of
Motherfuckers right there a lot more fuckers is a lot money to do it so I appreciate you sir
Welcome guys. Hope you enjoyed its
Welcome. Hope you enjoy enjoy the mall scrum the mask
i can check
i don't think so though I'm gonna see if I have one here.
Let me see.
Back to passage Nah, I think I've played
I think I've played enough Deadfall
I'm gonna wait for changes on that
Before I continue
The ending area
Um Has some shit about it The ending area...
Has some shit about what I like.
What the fuck is this?
Oh, shit!
What's this? The f- Yeah.
What the fudge?
Yo, thank you so much, man.
Appreciate you.
Finally got yourself a crew.
There you go, man.
I hope you enjoy yourself out there, brother.
Hope you have a good time.
Thank you so much for the support and
Yeah Hopefully, we'll be able to watch this thing regularly
I'm not really sure how that is the the time schedules will match but we'll see yeah
We'll see anything another know? We'll see. Hey thank you for the main camera. Appreciate it bro.
Good luck dude. Hope you enjoy.
The fuck man?!
I don't think- no, I'm pretty sure I don't have a character.
Yeah. None of them are also characters either.
... I missed the easiest shots on that last fight, bro.
So annoyed.
SO ANNOYED, MAN! I'm annoyed, man.
Pull off your map or go New York? i'm going to new york right now
brian
he's back up by the way so. so so. so Smoke? Let me check on the dog last so so. so so so so so. so so.. so.. so so Man, that's some bullshit.
Huh?
Verifying the integrity of that
mob files.
Livonia, please! Please!
Close, Lambi. You guys really want me to watch this chat? I'm so heartbroken about the life
I don't wanna watch a part of it
Oh, I didn't even see
it right there.
People actually might show up since I was shooting
stuff in here. They might actually think...
...
... I think technically, the only reason I don't hit it is because it's placed in the snow, and if you hear my footsteps
The footsteps are hitting solid ground
So I think my feet are like here.
That's blind streamer mode right there bro. Woo buddy, I should have died on that character a long time ago.
...
... uh All right, it's done.
Are you in? What, New York? Yeah.
Not yet. I'm finishing my movie and I'm coming. 20 minutes.
Yo! MonkeyKing! My guy bro!
Oh man I'm so sorry for missing your gifted sub brother, I apologize sir.
Man fuck this PBO! New York Server Pack?
Yeah Monkey King you still there brother?
My bad for missing your gifted sub thanks so much bro. Appreciate you doing that.
Hit up Anastarra when you can. Okay sweet. What is it
about Anastara?
You have to explain some stuff.
You have to convince me, bro.
You gotta sell me a car here.
What about it is really good It has guns. I'm gonna be honest with you guys.
I'm a sucker for the progression maps at the moment, Even though that last map
doesn't really play out in endgame
like I would like it,
still really fun.
Still what I like about the map. That's why I'm playing New York I still like what
I like about the map. That's why
I'm playing New York right now.
I think New York fundamentally is
some of it,
some of the areas are kind of laughable
when it comes to how many windows there
are and how many custom buildings with not a lot of loot there are stuff like that right so
but dude the progression is there so it makes me want to play
yeah it's unfinished i understand finished. I understand.
I have not seen that smorgasbord. Is it good?
And Monkey King, if you're still there...
Haven't seen your type yet but thank you brother.
Appreciate it again.
Yeah, have you heard of Netski?
Let's leave tomorrow matches your background music to a T.
I'm gonna be honest with you, unless Netski's
Unless that's an hour long mix or something
I don't care for the three minute songs
I need them mixed in
for a long period of time so that
I can listen to it for a long period of time. It's worth the try on the map trust. Anastara?
I got things to do.
I've got stuff to do first, man. Like, I gotta beat Namalsk
and get to Lantia
And now I gotta beat New York
and hopefully they bring back some sort of dinosaur map. I think it's stale seeing all the unfinished work.
Oh, is there like not a lot up north or something?
Oh change title! I don't even know I'll change the title.
I don't even know, I'm just gonna put Chillin'.. so so hmm so Just happened to be chilling as well. so you see here's anything to watch so so so so
have you listened to a liquid' year mixes? They're like one hour 30 plus. Yeah, I think I have listened to quite a few of them actually.
I've listened to a lot of the mixes.
They're always kind of coming out, but yeah.
Let's try just to rush Chinaatown to get stuff, not gonna lie.
Yeah, inline.
It's definitely a different playthrough.
It's definitely...a little funneled.
Lots of flappy gim, fat gut, chubby cheek losers on X these days. I'd pick Kotti up with one arm and throw him 70 yards no problem Lots of flappy gum, fat gut chubby cheek losers on X these days.
I pick Cody up in one arm.
No, let's not listen man.
Don't get me involved brother. so so so so so What do you put on your burgers?
Man, I'm not even sure. Every place is a little different. um um
what am i watching i was thinking about
watching uh What am I watching? I was thinking about watching...
I was thinking about
watching this
Conor McGregor
sparring clip, and I was also kind of checking out the...
I've never seen Dragon Ball Super,
but apparently there's like a part of Dragon Ball Super where
The God hits Bulma and then Vegeta goes fucking nuts.
So I was just looking at that for a second, not something i'm really gonna be watching on stream but let's see so I don't know if I want to watch it.
It's 15 minutes and it's not one fight, it's a few different sparring matches. I haven't seen kaiju number 8 yet, no.
Heard it's good though, you're not the only one that asked me about it. p.m so Oh yeah, Ninja had like a poker thing right?
That's kind of cool.
Let me see if there is something we can watch. uh so oh we're about to get in anyways.
Formula Drift! formula drift you ever seen drift racing chat Oh man. Oh, pain.
Oh man.
Charlie has a video out
on that situation three hours ago man yeah
question sucks um Did you guys see the Acolyte main star came out with a diss or something like that? A diss video, music video to diss on the haters of the TV show.
I'm like what the fuck is going on with our planet? I haven't actually seen the show, but
I watch a couple
people who just pretty much tear
into shows.
One of them being Disparu.
I think his name is Disparu?
Um, I think it's funny.
And they just like shred a show
that sucks.
Oh yeah, I think I've seen a little bit of Critical Drinker and stuff. Yeah...
To be fair some of the shows aren't that bad man.
I didn't think halo was that well if
halo is sitting on season one on its own i would say that show sucks
but since it's got a season two and uh supposedly gets better i gotta watch
it before i say but
it's pretty not great in season one but season two episode one was fucking crazy
dude i don't know if you guys have seen halo
uh season 2 filogue that was dope I mean, he has his helmet on.
It looks like you're watching a fucking Halo sequence
on a video game, right?
So those dudes just gotta learn to keep that dude's helmet on a little bit more
i know the actor probably wants to be known and dick
i was gonna beat somebody up with this fucking protective case last time I was around.
Alright, dude. Oh, that's great okay i'm not really sure
this is north what the fuck what to loot but um
i do know that uh
we want to head towards chinatown ultimately
get out of this jacket right off the so we don't look like everybody else does.
Use those boonie hats you're not gonna wear to helmet.
I wonder what they changed.
And,
what did they change on the map by the way?
Do you know?
Nah,
I wasn't told.
I was just told
they updated shit.
It was like a new building
I went in today so so like maybe they added some
my god bro being able to sprint is crazy i haven't sprinted in a couple days.
I never want to pick up the maker again,
I'm gonna let someone else do it next time.
Yeah, I wanna carry you next time.
You know I'll be slow as yeah
i wasn't feeling it it's cool because
you kill with it but you also feel kind of like...
I don't know, you feel like you don't earn the kills.
Oh, I'm gonna feel like I earned the kills.
Yeah, I'm telling ya right now.
I thought that would enjoy it a little bit more,
but
I would have probably rather been Mosin than motherfuckers
or DMRing him.
I'll probably miss my shots
even though the gun doesn't fucking miss.
Not to mention it's way too heavy and shit like that,
I think I would legit...
When I go to that area next
It's only gonna be about getting exposition gear
and PvPing.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, I want to get the full gear like every single item.
Yeah, I feel you.
I feel you.
We want to
feel the
power, man?
It was making
me look like
I was actually
a good player.
Are you saying that again?
It was making me look like I was a good player.
Oh, with the ammunition gear?
Yeah.
There's some stuff spawned on the fucking police car. so Good. Oh nice bag dude, huge backpack. What the fuck? Huh?
Can't see any girls goes on him. How weird.
Hey, I'm not convinced these custom buildings really have much process in place.
This city, apartment building, south side, fifth fifth floor room 533 you can see far you can see close you can read tiny letters yes it is the
eye doctors.
I hate you Baker, you fuck.
Thank you for the down-on. so I still think like there's no point in going into the houses.
I think you just stick on it once yeah no cars thousand percent bro
i literally lose every car until i get to the military camps and then I just loot those.
Yeah, if that were where those military camps were at Chinatown so now I know how to get there too. Be helpful.
Uh... Oh that's a beer!
Hold on. I actually hovered over a beer. Oh on. I actually have never been here.
All you other guys should get a little fucked up.
Yo bro.
Hi. Why am I? Yo, bro.
Hey mate.
There's like no fucking loot.
You know I think the best things to loot are probably cars and this shit.
The bug buildings, mate.
The bug buildings? Wait where are those at? Show me.
Bug buildings?
I'm fucking throwing up give me a minute come here.
Look follow me.
You look like giant dildos or something
Okay cool, I'll spot those no fucking problem
Hold on let me get out of this
fuckin' nutsack here.
Alright show me.
Oh! Okay... did you find a lot in there? Oh, okay.
Did you find a lot of them there? Unless the fucking devs
of this goddamn fucking map made
it shit again or something but...
Usually this
got the mini loot is just a bit of a fucking HIV positive thing to get inside.
You don't understand, just wait.
Yeah okay I gotcha
So you just walk in because it's like HIV.
What the fuck?
But if you crouch, if you crouch like this
and then you go up
and sprint run up top all the way
there is ammo and guns guns you can usually find.
Like look, up here there is just a fucking...
What?
Bro!
Okay dude.
It's mental!
Me and your teammates.
We're team mates now bro.
You got the knowledge that I seek.
This is at 63 bullets in it, homie.
No one knows about this.
There's a 9x39 is that gonna take you? I think it does. No its VSS and Val ammo
This takes 380s like Scorpions
Oh yeah, yeah.
Nothing else up here but we can check the other ones.
Holy... There's like ticks right next to eachother
I'm gonna follow you then. I'll meet you at the bottom
Oh nevermind
Yeah we kissed there a little bit for a second.
Sorry about that Vash sorry about that.
All good I don't discriminate.
Imma go out the same way I came in, this little fake door.
What the? Yo bro people don't know about this cause it's a fake door bro.
Yeah its a little bit broken, I mean this other guy told me but there's one right next to here
I just figured out a fucking ultimate secret nadia you watch my shirt
Look at how You're not here. You watch my shame We're gonna
Tabbing
Each have like all the way up? No, not all the way up. I just run around it and then look for ammo drops in the guns.
Gotcha.
This is a broken spot though. I don't even know if I can get off of this. drops in the guns. Gotcha.
This is like a broken spot though, I don't even know if I can get up all the way.
Yeah, I want to move down a little so you can...
If you go up, can you get back down?
Yeah I'm like stuck in the not-in-the-step road type of way if you want to try and get
up yourself.
Let's go to the next one.
Fuck this one.
Alright understandable.
Oh this has a door that works?
Yeah some do and some don't.
But there's like another one that way...
Is it that one straight ahead?
Let's go get some shit, let's go get some shit. What's your name?
They call me Lil Tran-X
I think
I'm alright for right now
Lil Tran-X like, you know
Yeah I got it, Little Tran-X.
What? Is there an origin to that name?
So you know like...
It's basically a combination of transexual and xanax.
Okay.
Gotcha, okay.
Tran-X, I got it.
Yeah look LilTran-. I typed it in chat.
Okay...I see okay.
Like a rapper name? Cause like we're in New York so like you know like hey Lil Trenix I'm the rapper you know what I'm saying?
Oh yeah okay so maybe we can use that to save us from death eventually.
Yeah, I'm basically just letting the other gangs know not to fuck with Lil Tranex.
Okay.
It's a backdoor chat for everybody. What's your name? I'm just Jimbo. Jimbo understandable. How much ammo did that boysen have? 63 bullets.
Oh, look at that mate! You're fucking gooped up cunt.
Yeah we were gonna shoot somebody with it and get you somethin' next, brother.
Hell yeah!
Gooped up... he's Australian right?
Oh look a fucking teddy bear, how cute.
I can throw it at somebody
You know the best loot on the streets comes from like these Humvees
Yeah i've seen them Humvees. Yeah, I've seen them a lot but they just usually have fucking clothing.
They have guns every sometimes and I found a couple AKs out of my shit, so they're still worth checking.
There's a bug building to our left. I'm low on blood right now.
Okay, gotcha. He's low on blood? That means he'll throw up?
The hell?
Police department right here.
Nice
Is this uh, check it
Here see if the flashlight can fit in that gun.
It'll definitely get HIV later when it gets all dark and stuff.
Nah, my, uh... I have a light on my helmet though.
But yeah the gun doesn't take a light or an attachment like that.
Oh, this is so bad.
What's this?
Close.
Usually... I've never found a gun in here yet.
Just a couple ammo big boys.
Okay.
How many goes have you given this map?
Uh, a few. I've played around before with some people.
Some guy named Nigel and another guy named Tittow
And then two women that brutally destroyed me
and beat me in an alley.
That was about it.
Have you made it to anywhere past certain points?
Progression points?
I've never been up north yet.
I might die soon. I'm low blood
or something.
Blinking fluid thing is
the thing next to my plus sign.
I'm a little bit autistic so I apologize.
Yeah, yeah, it's going down and it's like blinking...
...it's like there is nothing in it.
Are you bleeding or are you...?
I might die.
I don't know, I'm just like...
Must be some sort of sickness. I have...
You know like the zombies that spew jizz when you kill them?
Like jizz or something?
You have pox.
Yeah, that thing.
Yeah I basically died but you can take my loot if you want.
Oh you're dead?
There's nothing saving you over here boss man.
Yeah it wasn't a bad one.
Oh bro I'm so sorry. If you run into into me again. Jimbo and what was your name again?
They call me Lil Tran X.
Lil Tran X. Alright mate, I'm gonna around it and enjoy my life for the rest of
His life for the time he's gone
I'm literally taking everything no No, no, I'm not taking a lot though. What the hell? Crazy. The dude got poxed up.
He's like, what sickness takes your blood away bro?
Alright I'm coming
I'm on the way brother
A random dude
This dude is just chilling with me
and he's just casually got boxed.
Casually got what? He's like,
throwing up and shit and I was like, what's wrong with you?
And he's like, oh yeah he's like oh he's like yeah
it's like i'm just hungry or no what is he saying he's like my blood level's
going down you know what i mean and i'm like thinking to myself like
what the fuck cost that i have to fucking murder his bitch ass
about that i mean he just gave me a stuff and ran off to live out his life
how crazy is that though this dude just casually asked it's insane
What the fuck is going on?
My shit
Hey
Tell me to update something I already have
Yeah yeah I already have.
Yeah, yeah...
I had to close my launcher and reopen it
I did a couple things
I had to verify the mods
And then close the launcher and reopen it Yeah, I just did that. We're good.
You're welcome dude.
Okay...
You're absolutely welcome.
This guy showed me a tower
and was like bro you can get guns up here And I was like nah. He gave me a tower and was like, bro. You can get guns up here. And I was like nah.
He shows me a Bison with 63 bullets in it.
Imagine if you were still around today
and we were playing against each other i would just light you the up
with them that's not funny oh i've killed 15 people
how many of people have you killed and 412 infected kills damn i'm him
yeah right bro i'm serious that's what it says
longest player here 466 meters damn okay, my shit is fucked still.
I'll figure it out.
My game is missing a mod, ba-ba-bah!
Now hit the play button on the DZSS if it loads up your mods or something.
Let me see
what the fuck is going on here.
People fighting in Chinatown, I'm on my way!
I can sprint for longer than two seconds today.
I have a vest and 63 bullets and a bison.
I'll fuckin' unload.
Unload fucking unload. Okay, okay.
Yeah.
I realize my chance is too high, by the way.
My sensitivity's way too high. Oh, there's a tower right here, bro.
Is it? Oh yeah, lower up to be counter-strike right here bro. Is it?
Yeah yeah yeah.
Lower up to be counter-strike wide bro.
Take this shit serious man.
I had an AK with 10 bullets and I missed all the bullets so...
The guy was like maneuvering left and right and I was going way too far left, way too
far right. And then I just pulled out my, and I was going way too far left, way to far right.
And then I just pulled out my pistol and had to have done with it still.
Alright, I'm checking one of these fucking OP towers with dead people all around.
That's him actually isn't it?
Isn't that him?
He has the teddy bear next to That's his calling card.
Yeah, I think this dude fell off.
What a loser he fell off. Hey, you got someone up here man?
This is janky as fuck if we find it. Fuck this! Maybe not fuck this...
Can't possibly be up here anywhere. I got you anyways.
Don't you sketch that moving any further?
You're getting all stuck on the left one.
I don't like this.
Don't like it at all, sugar ranching.
Shit!
New bones...
This is a blessing.
Bones and food.
Even though it's New York, it's still a survival game. Onward lad! Dude, I can't
explain to you how
fucked that other
server
like... How fucked it made me.
Dead ball? I hit sprint for one second and I think I can't sprint anymore.
It fucking brained into your brain?
It fucked me up, yeah.
I'm thinking that i can't sprint
i'm in a decent position right now.
I'm 1 and Q, just waiting. I've got a bunch of wolf meat.
Yeah, go cook that shit man!
Why you laughing about it?
Where are you going fucking cookie huh in the
wilderness how many yeah go to the world is gonna make a fire there's places you
can cook you do this shit we don't yeah it's just fucking... It's not in Chinatown.
Yeah exactly the best fuckin' town to be in.
You don't have to go to Chinatown immediately though.
Are you not there?
No.
Aren't you just in Chinatown?
No.
I like the th towards these shots.
I'm going to bail on the cooking such right now and go murder!
I need a shoot of fully automatic, bro.
I've been spending three days no sprinting
and one tapping people.
Wait what?
Yeah for the last
fucking two or three days I've just been no sprinting and one tapping with the maker.
I need to spray somebody besides Skype at least.
Or my kneecaps.
That was a little bit unfortunate.
Dude, bro,
you fucking broke both of my kneecaps.
Like what the f- did this razor just fucking take my knees from under me, bro?
Like what the fuck just happened?
I realized... ahhh...
...it was you.
Yeah he did.
You don't want to play that character anymore so
made sure Kev died
and smoked me
Now we're in new york
yo i'm wanting you can somebody like get off please thank you sorry anyway nobody cares about you natty okay what That's fucking rude.
Maybe. Just wanted to let you know.
I don't like that there is a crosshair on the server but I guess it's not enforceable either so...
...people will have crosshairs. Yeah exactly.
Even if they enforce...
Are you going to stop something with a monitor?
It's not an enforceable rule.
I am in.
Actually, for a little while you see this dot crosser that you have? Yeah.
I was using a third partyparty program instead of like that monitor crosshair so that I can make it look exactly like this dot crosshair.
So, that wasn't completely off base.
I mean you could have just used a mom that had one.
Yeah, my mom and her ones are kind of lame.
You're like me, little bro. It's crazy that it's this deep. Call somebody to my house.
It's nice not getting fucking aggroed by a fucking skeleton when you only 3 feet too.
Someone's going off by the way, shooting her gang like crazy. crazy so so so so I'm shooting at him. What would be happening in that building?
I saw someone at the tent.
I don't know if I want to go in there while it's getting sniped at, though.
Not bad there. get that there so sometimes I'm about to go straight to Chinatown, man.
Houses don't got nothing, man.
Empty ass fucking places, man. so so so That's way too insane.
Things up in those buildings, the fuck I don't even know if't even get in there That's how you do it. I'm gonna go to the other side. so so I'm gonna go back to the there Can't close doors?
Oh.
Probably can't close doors.
I'm gonna have to go back up there. Oh, we can't close doors. so So this is a ladder that goes up to the sky? so so so so so I'm not sure if that's the right way to go.
Here's what I saw on top floor
holy how I'm pretty sure it's on top. um Friendly man?
You friendly motherfucker? I'm not. motherfucker so I'm not sure. Where you at right now, man? I'm dead
I shouldn't have peeked it like that
I should've peeked it like that
I should've I should've Pe peeked it like that. I should've peaked it like that. I should've, um...
I should've peaked it
close first.
Mistakes remain.
I should've peaked it
close first.
There's two up there.
They're in this big-ass building
just sniping away
and they're both geared.
Of course they are, Farf. building just sniping away they're both geared
of course they are of course they are
bro
i need a gun bro keep dying to people who stop making noise completely.
They just make me do all the damn work.
. Appreciate it boss. Oh man, that sucks bro.
That really fucking sucks.
That was my one opportunity.
Yeah you get
gear faster.
That's some weird-ass area now, man.
Where are you at?
Probably Brooklyn South. probably Brooklyn south right so east side east side um right below Chinatown.
Like on that little like road that goes straight up to it.
Including all these fucking
cars, they ain't got shit in them!
Yeah.
At least you didn't have an opportunity
and just fucking suck
lost.
Like did you die because you sucked?
Yeah...
I died cause I'm fucking just not smart.
You see...
We'll get him next time big dog now so Opened?
Unknown can- Fuck, I don't give a shit. I'm going to the light. Aw, it's nice to fight you and not a skeleton.
That is nice! Maybe not that guy...
I hope he's nice. uh You need some help, mate.
I got it.
Understandable. You got it?
You can scream all you want, dude.
Yeah... gotta accept it. ah that could be a little train x we'll be honest with you chad
i probably would not be smart to team up with Ultranax.
But he did give us some solid info.
Do I stay Brooklyn North? Loot over here first to see if we can find a gun?
Doesn't seem like somewhere you spawn all the time. Might be something here.
They have some normal buildings.
No, what about that? Oh we got this.
A greenhouse...a farm...
We'll start a family.
Leave this surviving shit behind.
Come on, man.
Let me in somewhere. Give me gun.
Give me gun.
Let me get a gat, bro.
I'm ready already.
I've been alive for like five minutes already.
I need a gun. It's not looking good.
This New York is full of different style cars.
New York car styles changed the last time I seen it.
Mother!
There ain't shit, man.
There is nothing. I'm headed to Chinatown, brother.
You go to fucking Chinatown, man. I hope you find your way.
I'm going there
and I'm gonna loot the camp. Simple as that.
If I die, I die because
putting these cars is not it.
Agreed.
Not it indeed. I did find four police cards right next to each other gotta be it definitely yeah
yeah you got it definitely a pistol stressor.
Hey,
getting beat the fuck up by zombies.
Oh God,
I'm not fucking captain now though.
Getting beat up by zombies?
Yeah, they're kind of annoying I'll be real.
Garinger... Will you have boletos?
Nope! Of course not because why?
Because you fucking suck, that's why.
Uh... okay. Yeah, don't go to New York guys.
It's crazy out here.
Don't come to New York it's fucking wild out here.
It is...
Oh? Oh?
What?
Is this an AK sitting in the fucking tower, don't mind me.
Of course.
Thank you devs I appreciate you guys dropping that off.
Dreamer or Palu? I'm not sure what to say about it. Don't mind me. Thank you, devs.
I appreciate you guys dropping it off.
Streamer fucking loose.
Just climb my little heart out and hope no one
sees me.
You just gotta know where to look, naughty!
You gotta know where to look. Know when to hold them.
Know when to walk away. Oh, yeah, nevermind.
I went to walk away, yep.
Well, I just found a...I just found this border
better than nothing
It's bait? I'm sniped. Yeah, it might be a thing.
I'm the captain though so they shouldn't do anything to me.
Oh, I don't have gloves on bro.
Oh no...
Lucky the slowest climb down known to man.
Police station now let's go over there and a hunting stand- oh bros
This is the best thing we ever did.
Get information on the whereabouts of our existence.
And they have a well.
Aw, bro.
Our survival life is that-a-way.
That away brothers!
We're almost down? FUCK! so Let us go.
One, two, three, four
five, six... seven dice is good 3, 4, 5, 6.
7 of dice is good and we'll finish the rest on the next.
Damage K101 with a but the Warn Mag will appear.
I should keep this sign on the sink, you know.
Well, we're gonna keep a site but um... Keep it off the gun for now.
If I see someone long range, I'll pop it on them. let's go
I'm gonna catch you in my neighborhood oh god goddamn ak now i run this bitch okay
you big idiot. It's my phone.
I got a Mosin and an Archer in this border.
You have a Mosin?
Yeah somebody smacked me across the face with his gun and he said he got scared so
they gave me ammo for my Sporter and uh motion and ran away.
He got scared.
Yeah, he smacks you across the face because he got scared.
Oh and then he felt that.
And then he said sorry man I didn't mean to, I didn't mean to
and gave me his Mosin and then he gave me ammo
Okay one it's Mosin
There is no Mosen No's no motions no no motion
where do you see a z in it
you know your ride bro i know I'm about to be at Chinatown.
Where you at, big dog?
Not in Chinatown very far from it so just go on your own adventure and we'll chime in with each other later.
Alright alright sounds good.
Don't die on your adventure like a noob. I probably will die going to Chinatown.
I'm dead.
There's campers everywhere in this building man i mean in this town Tee-day, baby back ribs.
Anyways... What the fuck? My guy's stomach is...
giant.
He took, uh, he takes a shitload of water and took his word out I think.
Uh huh.
He took in...
Wait, this is 5-6 dude.
No!
I picked up 7-6 like I was about to get a little load into the gun, but... so Oh shit, man. shit check this hunting place maybe we can get ourselves a boltie.
I guess we're gonna go with one of these.
Seeds...
Pileys...
Alright, just kill the guy. You know, even me feeling people left right in center Can't kill shit at the moment Better than I could be, yeah.
Can't kill shit at the moment.
There's a guy running at me! Yeah, he's coming right for you.
Your life is in danger. I just headshot him. Yep.
Ah!
Scandichire...
Oh, no god. so Yeah, I'm looking to blow this joint.
Get out of here
five five six rounds no shot three please
basically can you pick it up bro are you for real just double clicking man that's
right it's there sliding so Shit, they'll be honest.
Wearing it.
Looking like Wayne Gretzky.
45 HP, man.
Okay, fine stuff!
Like that? More of these buildings than I know.
... I don't know how to. Who killed who last night? Did you get killed? No, I died today. Just trying to get into the PvP fight and then let myself know,
let myself be known. And they found me and killed me. They killed me.
I'm not peeking the right-
I gotta start hard peaking corners a little bit better bro so...
Here's a couple of I think our hard peeking corner is a little bit better, but that's like...
There was a couple of fi- Like if I just clear that corner Just like I did the corners before it
Yeah, I'm good. And then I'd get lazy
If I just do this again right now going up
the stairs i was gonna too i just have lazy players Is this the same road that I was down? sad I'm going to try and get him. Have a local Mexican place that stays open till 3 AM, what we order in chat
i keep it wait No!
What are those called? Hold on. Enchiladas.
And fucking enchiladas, baby.
I should have at least came down a different street.
That's what I meant. least came down a different street.
Can't go wrong with enchiladas, man. That goes too.
And I'm crossing a bridge I'm just gonna have to get out of here and shit, but I gotta go eat something.
It's possible! so so so so Don't do it!
There's another guy.
What?
I said don't do it!
I wasn't, I was looking at the view mate okay so While you're looking at the fucking view, I'll grab all the loot. what view Uh oh. Wait a second. Uh-oh.
Wait a second, how does this work? so Oh, it doesn't work.
How do I get up on this?
That's kind of sweet Welcome to Manhattan.
I can go into the...
place, by the way.
You have the punch card?
No no no no. I have a gas mask and filters.
Oh you got there.
When I found an AK
I could start trying to get some stuff together but...
I'm gonna-
Well, yeah my main goal is
to do exactly what you're doing now.
I have two gas masks.
Try and get a gas mask.
Yeah.
Okay.
Should've died with number one.
Shouldn't push that.
Got two of them. i don't know filters right
how to filter um half on each no no i have
i have two full filters a combat gas mask and
a PMK
gas mask.
Okay. We're in business then
that's gonna find your ass in Chinatown
on the ways though I'm trying to get out of the ways though.
I am currently passing Manhattan Beach Bridge so i'm like east of Lower East Side right now
Okay
There's fucking pink smoke coming from this place Okay. About to... See if I live?
There's fucking pink smoke coming from this fucking military area.
Lots of dead bodies here too.
Shit.
Might get smoked, we'll see though. He's gonna get drunk.
Another beer here, now I have another one on me. Triple beer.
Triple beer! triple beer I got food for you and shit,
and there's guns on this guy.
I can tell you my cords
if you want to
like try to pull up you're a chinatown right just hold off
on the cards no below i'm below china town how far like close
to it or for into the town no no i'm below the town um
i'm literally by this military area below chinatown
d51 sd for, that's D51.
Problem is I have my mag as fucked
and my mag is damaged so it's just gonna jam
Can you get an eye on him?
Not an eye on him but like I have an idea how to get there?
Can you guys stop spawning all these fucking handcuffs and handcuff keys
and give some fucking guns out?
Oh, true! some handcuffs keys and get some fucking guns out
true
i gotta fucking hide while you get here
i'm in a bad area yeah it's new york
oh yeah that's not yeah Oh shit yeah. Shit yeah though, yeah.
Come on filter.
There's fucking food I'm finding here. Bags of chips.
I got two fish we can cook up and some cans of food and shit.
Alright, sounds hella good.
I'm gonna try to keep my food up in the meantime.
That guy's body is gonna be here,
I'm gonna get on the roof of this building then...
There was a service every three hours so we got about what?
48-50 yards? 48, 50 hertz.
Oh this is a bad fuckin' area. Okay well... the beer to wash down potato chips That's already looked good enough. 15 or after, we're stacking up some stuff.
They're not finding the gun themselves at the moment. Which is understandable, I would hope I found
a fucking police car eventually. Yeah, I heard that as well. I'm staying filled up on sodas right now. so oh Yo.
What's that? It's a harrowing dude.
Fucking running the entire road in tow.
Ah shit man.
I'm feeling it. I don't know what to do with this guy. Okay. so oh Oh shit, that's the...
Yes it is. hmm One is played, but this place sounds like a shitload of play. You on the way? Yeah.
Alright, just not in the best position
I'm holding this bounty
Okay oh my god Why didn't you tell him? Eh, felt bad. He could jump on me.
... so wow uh I'm gonna lose my stairs a little bit here. Triple range fighter? Or random...
Now these are just like clothing right? I'm just gonna put the gates on top of these guys i haven't seen her on the
highway
yeah look at cars all kinds of kind of issues us a little bit
you're looting buildings i said i gotta start looking at some buildings see as
long as I recognize it.
Another Christmas tree. Another pistol sequencer. Another pistol.
I didn't get drunk from the beer did I Chad?
Guess we're not in all service.
I thought that was an all-service Actually, didn't really like it that much.
I don't even think... I'm going to have to lose some of the buildings that I recognized while I was passing.
This guy has a Blaze and an AK.
What?
He's got a a blazing AK. That you're not using?
Yeah, yeah I have the most of them in an AK
What kind of AK is it?
A 5.56 or anything like that?
I don't know.
I didn't check the ammo and stuff.
All his bags were empty in his bag,
so I just left it.
I think the Blaze might have ammo in there.
That should kill that movie. Well, he just came into my chat apparently i scared him and
he ran away and then i killed him you shot him in the back
well if she was in a building crouched i went into the building started shooting
i sprayed him with my ak he ran i found them in a building crouched i went into the building he started shooting i sprayed him with my ak
he ran i found them in a different building crash and i don't smoke the wall Yeah.
Killed... three or four people so far.
I hope that's a 7.62 APX,
I've got bullets left. Some bullets right there 545 is under
that thing or 380s maybe i don't think it is
554 i think oh five four five gotcha yeah whatever minus five five six I think. Oh, 545? Gotcha.
Yeah yeah, whatever it is.
Mine's 556.
Well we got 7 bullets here.
Actually more perfect.
I just need a gun cleaning kit cause my shit is damaged.
Yeah, you can't open that if my shit is damaged. Yeah, we can't help it if that's what you're saying.
K101 right?
Uhh... which thing?
The one with the K101 right?
Uh yeah. I'm just holding his body for now. I don't know if everything spawns in here. I saw you.
There's a log shot past my right.
That may have been where I died.
Making my way, I'm almost...
What was it again, R...
Uh no. It's SD51
And if you look at your map right
I mean left of the
That little white tower.
I gotta go towards those shots?
Yeah.
Here. Yes.
Want a chicken?
I got this fuckin' chicken, bro. I got two facewars.
Grab the chicken just in case, brother man.
Alright alright alright.
35-3, that's an answer. 35 I'm here at SD51. I see 51.
Yeah, I'm here at SD51.
What part?
Top right top left you'll see that.
Okay, lift your map and see that white tower? Yeah yeah. I'm left of that tower in that building.
Okay.
Got it.
Okay.
So we're gonna go to the other side and then we'll head back up here.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay. Okay. Okay. so Oh
Bro you're in a danger show. Yeah, that's my name is hiding in this building. You're not in the tower? Is it a camel building?
It's just a regular house upstairs.
I think I might know there, I don't know.
That looks like a janitor.
Your footsteps?
I'm the one walking around.
Up these stairs is a regular house. Blue door.
I'll check. Oh thank you Mark 2. Chillin'. Alright.
Might be something there.
Reason to pick up those 22 rounds now wait a sec check out the danger body and camera building?
you're not
sure
I'm in a building with a blue door
opening the door I'm in a building with a blue door.
Opening the door? Well, I'm upstairs in another building right now. Don't do it. Hold on.
Going downstairs to the building I thought you were in...
You hear me? Can you hear me again?
Uh...
Blue door?
Blue doors, it's like all these houses across from a...
Uh, factory building.
And that big ass tower as well.
Yeah right up against the big tire.
Oh, fucking...
Okay maybe you're on this side.
Hello?
I'm running in the middle of a street right now you're near a street yeah
i'm in the middle of the street right now i think i went too far
i think it went too far yeah like i told you left of that tower on your map
or the white tower on your map that building to the left I'm sorry. Is it you?
I'm in the middle of the street.
Can I come here?
Upstairs?
No, no, no.
Outside, outside.
This guy's about to run in.
Maybe camping it here is what you're-
Hit him once!
He's down! Dead?
Holy bro!
What a fucking shot you just hit.
I just noseduffed him as well.
He has an AK, a KAA 101 just like us.
I looked at the other guy to see if you need anything and then I want his blaze
He has a K-74
Okay, i'll just take that then
And leave this ammo to you.
So I'm gonna...I'm gonna take this ammo out, drop the mag on the ground...
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
...drop this off...
...drop this off, drop that...
Comet he's in the building in the middle of New York City. What are these cans lmao? I can't pick up this mag for some reason.
Yeah, I don't know if you need to pick up that mag?
Which mag in the 101?
Yeah, it's on the ground just next to
the 101, you don't see it? What the fuck is weird?
I see it in the 101.
Okay, I think its both of them. Just dropped it.
Scrappy one out of that ammo-less. okay No bullets in this bitch.
Do you have any mostly ammo?
Mmm, no. Do you have any mosted ammo?
No, I don't. That's fine.
Alright, whenever you're ready...
Let me know.
I don't know got that has anything worse
Kind of mp5 we're in business
It was yeah, it was a 22 mark to him over there and just some on this
guy as well
take the bones, and I'll take the... You know what you're running?
Yeah. Cut this up, make sure we have a rope and bones. Which bullets do you need for your AK?
I need 5.45s
Let me see if I have any
There are some 5-6 bullets here
On the ground
Thank you Yeah, haven't come across any 545 yet but we will.
We'll check the Blaze.
Blaze has no bullets either? No 3-way taunts?
Yeah nothing on me.
Okay, I just have the pistol basically back there. I left it because it's fucked up and I just took the ones that were good.
What'd you say?
Nothing.
Alright, he happened into my chat.
Check other body... I guess we can check that
Yeah yeah, check that other one. I don't need anything
off of him though
Uh I don't know.
I don't got any... oh wait, I have two bullets for 54539
He's got 2 bullets of 556 in his
gun by the way Dropping em... yep dropping em
now
you got yours right
yeah
I need to go somewhere to fucking fix my shit and give you food and bandages and stuff.
Oh, okay.
I'm seeing a lot of shit.
Got another 30 round MP5 in.
Grabbing those just in case.
Grabbing these CZ bullets just in case. These 22 rounds for my fucking pistol killer, upper probably jobby killer. Same. Eh, how many threes?
Really.
Let's hold onto these just in case we come across something mad or some shit.
Ah fuck it I'll grab them just in case. Okay!
Yep let's go. I have two bullets. Three bullets.
Alright let's go into this blue building right here.
We're safe.
I'm gonna give you shit.
Yeah, what's that alright
take
this
and
this this
this and this take this
oh I left the rope, fuck
we shouldn't need to
fish for a. Let's do that.
I have fish we can cook,
I don't know if you want that scope,
I don't know what the fuck it is,
it's trash. Um... Mass mass, okay.
Yeah.
Um...
I need this flashlight.
I have a headlamp if you need it.
Is any of your shit broken?
I'll give you duct tape.
Do you need a leather song kit or no?
Um...
Take the duct tape, uh...
No, I got another one. I'm good.
So grab this bacon and once I grab this bacon out bro
I'll be like damn you're full so.
I'll be really good.
I have two on here, pick that up.
I mean if you got a filter we're going straight to this fucking place.
Yeah, I'm down.
I got a full one and then I have a combat mask but...
Alright, I'll take you let me use this full one
And then use the combat
Then we'll get some hopefully charcoal tablets while we're in there to fill them
Or get another for your Insider or some shit and we'll get some, hopefully some charcoal tablets while we're in there to fill them.
Or get another one for you inside
or some shit.
We'll figure it out.
I'm going to take
some of these bullets
out real quick
before I roll
to get rid
of these mags
on me.
Hopefully find an MP5
that would be a bad pickup yeah there's a lot
of things we can pick up to do that that's dead loot over there it's stupid you remember
yeah it is so 45 is okay i have a ton of fucking 22s for my pistol damage but you need those bandages or no i don't know
i have three fools should be okay. That...
Okay, duct tape though can that go on a bottle?
I'm gonna take some stuff off of this guy just a couple
I wanna take a hook and make another bow knife. I forgot the rope in the other building, I'll go back real fast.
It's fine, I'll be here. I'll wait. so
get another bow knife over here. so I got it, I'm good.
Come out.
Let's roll.
Alright, coming.
I'll try to get you out of here. Alright, coming.
Well that's where north is but...
...it takes us up. Hang on a second sir.
Yes? I'm with you.
That's out of those.
I took that like right one
and went too far from the car. Okay. I took out like a riot one at 2 o'clock, 1 o'clock.
Okay.
Tell me this is joint... Dude it's so messed up. I'm gonna get my guests this joint. Dude, it's so nice when the lights are on.
Time to get the fuck outta here.
Back back in the road? Fuck that.
You can truck into the fucking gas zone, I'll be honest.
Fuck everything else. so we should just maybe
go wide left here huh yeah anything close to that road that leads in there
people just can't pass I died four times going there.
Okay so we'll go west side then.
...
... so so Yeah. Fucking shot.
Screw them, as long as we can get past.
Nevermind I got you.
As long as we get through the fucking gas
We're big chillin bro
Kinda hard to tell this direction when i was out there with my fucking map and see
where all the characters are leading. This fucking grass is annoying me bro. huh so probably use some of that stuff but oh I'll go boot as well if you need them. Let's hold Jack there, I'm just gonna grab it and move with it in my hands, let's go.
Switch to that later.
Go tower. I'll show you that later. Little tower for a gun, nothing?
This is just a big death area right now.
Yeah, yeah. This is a big this is a big death area. Yeah
Very fucking bad spot
I've spent the whole there's Like a patrol jacket
Going on this hill right?
You're not gonna believe this.
What?
25 bullets in this mag...this Lamas
The Lamas? Oh nice
That's fucking giant
Probably That's fucking giant. Probably shouldn't drop this AK and go with that though, the only problem is we'll be sharing ammo but at the same time I don't think this map's gonna have as crazy a PvE as...
The guy behind us! The guy behind us!
Oh my god.
You hit him I think. He's a piece of shit, I'm moving in on him.
Come again?
Hey man we just need you to die bro!
Oh, oops.
I hope this guy just got sent. Careful.
You should have waited a little bit.
God damn it dude. you gotta be one.
Dropping the AK.
Are you laughing? I don't know, we're good.
Yeah, we're good. Take this epi on him
I have one
I don't really have shit to loot like
space wise here just put everything you want i'm gonna put
everything you want in his bag dude
grabbing this bag and i'm just gonna throw it he gave me ammo for me and you mozen and grabbing that duct tape
whoops actually if i pistol I'll put it in there.
We don't need shotgun shells? Grabbing that...
grabbing that...
Ah, fuck the.22s. He has a helmet
if you want it. I think we're good on this guy
Let's go get fuck outta here.
Alright, let's go!
Let's get past this hill and then sort it.
That guy just gave me ammo...
Oh wait, my AK. Should I grab the AK for the ammo that he gave me?
Uh, you can have it FAMAS though Maybe we let you have the FAMAS
Can you grab my AK? Can you grab my AK and triple carry it for a second?
This way we don't have to add damage Can you grab my AK? Just triple carry it for a second.
This way we don't have to have the same ammo type, you know what I'm saying? I'll just let go of this shit.
You can either have this or keep what you got.
I'd rather not be like, yo, you wanna have this?
Like, fuck all that. I hate that shit.
I hate sharing ammo with my teammates, I'm gonna be honest, don't tell anybody.
I already knew that.
Watching you play DayZ 10- 12 years ago is what got me
into PC gaming,
it's been a joy
watching you revisit
it, thanks for
having a good
memory.
Thank you so much
brother man,
I appreciate it.
Bennett is mean,
Mr. Bennett.
Thanks so much
for the 20 bucks
brother,
I'm glad you're
enjoying it man,
appreciate you sir. I know I missed're enjoying it, man. Appreciate you, sir.
And I know I missed a donut earlier actually.
Fuck, he just reminded me.
I remember Nadi was talking
and I told someone that
I would check in a second.
Sounds like he's at
the building in the middle of New York.
By the way, Oscar Gordon
good to see you, man.
Appreciate it. A little Livonia bunker run energetics uh thank you so much by
the way for the fiber earlier i don't know if you're still here man i'm so
sorry i missed that yeah i plan on playing
livonia all right'mon to the side.
That seems stupid here, it's not too good
of a deal right?
Stop doing that.
I said we just eat a couple things. I'm gonna to eat his peaches, he eats his fucking bacon.
You know what I'm saying?
Get that in our stomach real quick.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I don't know what you want to take but I'm gonna drop this either...I don't know what you wanna take.
But I'm gonna drop the 5-5-6 weapon right here
And do what you want with it as bullets for your gun or the gun that you want
The iron sights on them suck but if you find a saw You can saw it off
It has to be a handsaw though
Yeah, ironside on Thomas is fucking nutsack.
Yeah it's fuckin dumb
So I'm gonna take this AK back
I'll do this
Is this a FAMAS? Run the same ammo as my AK Um, I'm gonna do this.
Is the FAMAS on the same ammo as my AK?
Um...
There's 9x9 bullets in it and you and a Glock here.
Promise runs 5-5-6, yeah.
Okay I think I'm just gonna stick with my AK Just take the ammo
You're not using it for Moss right?
Correct I dropped it.
Yeah yeah okay, I'm gonna take the mag out and
take the ammo.
Someone's in there! Holy shit! People are in there. so I got bullets for my fucking style I don't think that should be good.
Yeah? Um, I'm good to go, to be honest. Yeah.
Um, I'm good to go, to be honest. You're just on the fucking apple, huh? Later.
Take that shit.
Alright. We are ready to move in.
We heard shots though and we're cold as shit. I'm cold, you cold?
Yeah, I'm cold.
Oh, we gotta ring out maybe? Not having a face mask is probably not helpful. Maybe I cut something out there and get a face mask. How the fuck did you get wet?
I don't remember. I was running through water in some area.
My aim is making you wet, huh?
Huh? The fuck?
Alright let me see here.
I gotta figure out how to get a little bit warmer.
Hold on. Just looking and seeing these people
if we can see these people from here
gotta go farther right as well if you wanna go to that area that we...
...that last time.
Can't make a thing out of you?
Get outta here, why don't you give me my hand still?
Should have to get cold or warmer when we get in there?
Or make a fucking car real quick. Let's just get a piece of bark and go down with us.
Listen you guys are being way too nice today okay everyone cheer up Shearing us upon our lows. Love you, Samsung.
Listen, you guys are being way too nice today, okay?
Everyone chill.
Everyone chill on the fucking Summit Nice card right now, alright?
Everyone relax.
I do appreciate it though.
Very nice of you guys.
Alright. Thank you guys. All right.
Thank you so much, brother.
Thanks for the 25 bucks, man.
Bennett and Mortimer,
you guys are both crazy.
Yeah, thanks so much.
Let me see if I missed any donuts from earlier than that.
Think we were just talking about Mexican food...
This guy said, this city apartment building south side fifth floor- oh yeah, I read that! We're good?
I think we're okay. If I did miss yeah, I read that. I read that. We're good.
I think we're okay.
If I did miss anything I'm so sorry guys.
Never mind tent.
Hate when it happens.
I know that's your fucking casho
you know what I mean?
Where are the assault vest?
Yeah, guys give me a little extra chance.
You running?
Should... Okay. Um, should kinda like get me damped up
Almost done, I'm almost
yeah, still got my jacket
heat up
my backpack heat up and I should be fully good.
Alright.
In fact this is so dangerous
let's get out of here.
Okay.
Alright.
And we want to go more up this, yeah.
Don't tell me what to fucking do
big head! I'm going to be even nicer to you.
Oh damn dude, Ripsonics, I appreciate you brother.
I mean not Ripsonics, Mortimer... wait, Mortimer again? With 25 again?!
Mortimer, I do appreciate you, brother.
Thank you so much for being nice to me
and yeah, you're the fucking man,
brother. Thank you so much.
Goddamn, dude rips out XGT, you freaking
doofus. Alright.
You go down? I'm going down right now, yeah.
About to get on the left side of it.
This left over here is already getting kind of uh...
We gotta figure out where to go in at the fence though. Hold on.
The fence breaks...
You dead?
Yeah, I'm dead.. Tell the writer me. Yeah, yeah, I'm dead.
He's dead.
Stop!
... Where?
Directly right of my body.
He was in the smoke. Camping in it.
High smile.
... so He's like at the bottom of the hill with you?
Yeah, yeah. He was to the right
of where...
I guess
The right of where I died
Like down the hill
I had the fence area
i can't believe that that. Probably not see him.
He was right fucking there when he shot. That means he has an angle on that
body. How do I not see
him?
...... Do you flank around?
Oh. uh Oh, there's no way.
I can't see this wall.
Yeah, I don't know where the he is like
i said he was camping this month so he probably shot me and then ran back in
i don't like that's just so dumb what the fuck
i see nothing i wish i died to like an actual fight another guy just
fucking holding the smoke like what the fuck.
It doesn't make any sense. I don't know where Sam's at.
Where the fuck he is I'll make my way back, but...
I wanna try to save your loot here,
But I don't know where the fuck he is.
I ain't playing. Play for yourself, if you see my body...
I'm staring at it!
Okay then I'll make my way back.
I just got shot in the face again all right i'm gonna make my way back
he can't stay in there forever if he is so i hope he can't
unless you found an air pocket right at that fucking fence or something like
he's just camping it Checking the raider's trap.
He's not from our left or anything, is he?
So anyway...
Best thing we could do was go come in here.
We might be able to kill me if he did.
Maybe he just noticed you on the way when he was going in so he doesn't have any means of looting you and you can come to your ship back.
Nah I was scanning, he wasn't like in that uh...
He wasn't running behind us or anything.
Like looked in that vicinity looked away and then i got shot in the head I'm going maybe try to get
guys are close by,
so this is best for us.
That sounds harder than
I thought it was. Shots in this game are so fucking weird, man.
How do I hear all of this?
Suppressed shots?
Bar!
Why am I hearing she press shots bar? so It's not nice body we're up low somewhere so huh so so I don't know, chat.
SG could just be gone.
I don't know.
Yeah like I said, I think he killed me Yeah, so you could just be gone. I don't know.
Yeah like I said, I think he killed me and ran back into the smoke.
I'm on my way.
I'll have to be in China town.
Just got a stupid landline.
I don't know why I can't see people in this game. You gotta look around. Stupid way to go.
I don't know why I can't see people in this game, we got a problem.
That guy shot my boy right there.
Have you like showed yourself and shit or have you been like... Yeah, I've been looking around, I've been on the hill,
I've been looking around.
I'm not on top of your body but I'm like right above it chilling.
Yeah, fucking one time bro I'm going to have to go back up there. Sucks. so so so That's a fucking nothing bro Apparently that guy was close to you outside of the now, heading in that direction. so not seeing so so You got me.
We got you?
No, I'm saying you got me.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I don't know where the fuck he is.
Almost there. so I'm on your body, not seeing you. him. He must have just shot you and gone in, but then I didn't see him go in so yeah
okay. Makes sense? sense so I don't know. Alright, I'm at the big uh...
Big fucking hill.
I'm just gonna run for it. move around He's gone, he was shot already at him.
Making sure Nauti to come back here.
I'm hugging the left side of the hill so don't get shot by him.
I don't think he's here anymore.
We must have just caught him as he was going in.
We were going in, we saw you.
That still sees us. so so If he can loot his own body and get shot again, I don't think that would be terrible.
Kind of a weird day at Dixie.
Kind of a weird day.
I see you on that hill.
Where did I die at?
Down here. I'm running.
Right through the logs.
... I'm dead too
where I was up there the whole time so
you were walking around that entire
time and the only time he shoots at us
is when I get back?
How do I not see where this dude's at?. Like bro you can't see shit in this game
Especially in that vicinity
That fucking smoke shit is just like giving him a dark background and
as soon as I get back, this guy shoots like what?
Listen bro, I'm gonna be honest with you.
New York needs some love before I start to play that shit.
I'm chilling.
That's just a funnel to death.
You have that?
I mean bro, if I can have that? I mean, bro...
If I can't see anybody I'm shooting at then I'm not gonna play.
And that guy just shot twice fucking 50 meters from me and
I had no fucking idea where he was even at
and I'm no fucking idea where he's even at. I'm good.
Yeah, yeah.
I agree.
I'm good.
It's just dumb as fuck.
You guys gotta chill on the grass and shit you know what I mean
you can't just be prone there
the whole fucking time
that's good
or check our
first stand there
yeah I don't understand there.
Bro, how long did I fucking scan her at? Like what the fuck else do you want me to do?
... the fuck else do you want me to do? Bloody thank you brother appreciate You yeah there's nothing I can do there.
There's nothing I could do there. Also Casey
You big doofus. I didn't realize you gave a donut earlier
He says hi. Happy face.
Casey, thank you so much for the 50 bucks
I appreciate that. I'm sorry for missing that earlier. Much love for the support.
Thank you, thank you, thank you for that and
hope everything's going good.
Thank you buddy as well man. Appreciate
your brother. Much love guys.
You saw the flash of his weapons when he shot your teammate?
Yeah, I guess I just didn't.
Dude, the sound effects
in this... The sound sucks in DayZ.
So it's like... It doesn't allow you to pinpoint shit.
You know what I mean?
The sound is just dogshit.
It's gonna be in a fuckin' general area every single time even if you're right fucking next to it
You gotta figure out where to go in at the fence
Hold on
Great
Fucking inside I just got a fucking trap inside. He's right here, bro. Look how close he is. I'm supposed to be able
To eyeball that guy
He's shooting my teammate
And I can't
There's no way
I'm seeing that guy
You know what I'm saying?
Then he doesn't move, right?
He must have prone behind the thing again.
Doesn't move till you get back.
You can't... Yeah, I see the clip.
You know how
hard it is to see him? The muzzle flash is about
a tenth of a second.
You know what I mean? See him? The muzzle flash is about a tenth of a second. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You know what I mean?
I only saw it because I watched the clip eight times.
And then the audio was dog shit so I can't fucking tell where it's coming from.
It sounded like he was way to your right along the hill over here.
Like, didn't sound...
That's so bad and then he just sat there waiting bro?
I'm so confused.
Your game fucking sucks,
Daisy. You gotta fucking fix your audio,
man!
I should be able to pinpoint that when he's right
fucking there!
Dude, let me say this. That would never
in a million fucking years happen at Tarkov.
You know what I mean? I'd fucking spot that guy.
100%. That would never happen.
If you hear that shot and you would know
exactly where the guy is there you hear that
shot you think he's far right on the mountain bro like yeah bro how does that make sense
i don't know because where you were looking you should have heard like... Ugh.
I don't know bro, I don't know.
That shot came from literally in front of you to your right and it sounds like its behind
you on the fucking hill.
I'm just confused on how- that map is not helping us though bro
that maps like layout and like in like the way that the uh the grass is
and shit like that it's never oh. Oh, for sure, bro.
The guy was...
Where he killed me from?
I was probably
70 feet away from him
and I couldn't even see him.
I literally scanned
that area too
and I couldn't
even fucking see him.
I was all over that bitch.
I could find people in that life, and I'm happy about that but like...
It's just cringe to die like that.
Bro! I can't see!
I can't fucking see anybody in the game!
Yeah.
Are we uh...
Where you wanna go?
Oh no not that map though.
It's like Green Hell is cool but at the same time it's like you get to the ending area and it's boring.
Look at this one. Wanna do that
see if you can get in
i guess man Oh, that's so fucking annoying. I'm just sick of not being able to see people and not be able to hear people.
You're fucking damn near blind when you play this game, bro.
Everybody's so small.
Bro, on that fucking clip dude it's like...
There is no way I'm just eyeballing that motherfucker.
No you're not. You are not seeing that.
And he shot you right in front of me!
Yeah literally right next to you.
I feel like I should be able
to figure that out.
Put two and two together there.
I feel like that's five seconds of realization and you know where he is
you know what i'm saying look left right and you're like all
right he's right there
i don't know that's just frustrating.
Very annoying.
We were ready to go in the fucking smoke like all that shit...
I'm ready for a fucking Tarkov wipe,
that's what I'm ready for dude,
A game that has real problems.
People have been asking me to play fucking Tarkov
but I'm not trying to play until the wipes so...
Whenever that shit happens...
The dude was damn near invisible, bro. I'm gonna up my FOV on this fucking game.
I'm sick of playing Max or a FOV zoomed out like that.
I'M ZOOMING IN AT ALL TIMES! Did you get in by the way? I'm zooming in at all times.
Did you get in by the way? Uh, I'm in queue...
I think I wanna be like maximum
5 in queue so
I think i made it
i think i made him by that hey crack ass what's up brother yeah
apparently he was at the same tree when he killed us a second time, by the way.
Yeah, he never moved. He just stayed there the whole time.
He never moved.
And I couldn't pinpoint where that fuck was bro!
I was all over your i was on your body
moving around looking around zooming around everywhere it games the game's kind of sucky dude
in that aspect the map especially like that's like... Like the time of day.
The grass
Those stupid fucking logs
just sitting around
That was all bad bro
Did he one tap you? Or did he spray? Hey, Tammy.
Womble. You have to get a LAR.
Like... Literally just
staring at us be stupid asses not being able
to see him yeah yeah I see him on this clip of the second death literally just laying down all the way. Oh my god.
This guy literally deserves hellfire.. Bro, that's half shit map and half shit game right there.
So don't stress.
Like any other fucking map you should be able to see somebody that fucking close to you.
Yeah, I'm just...I'm looking at this fucking...I'm looking at this little
bitch fuck...actual
dumbfuck laying by this tree
laying at the trees staring at the ground bro get a life you boom home. so so Really dog shit.
You walked on my body, right?
Yeah! Walked on your body and looked everywhere that I found.
This guy physically waited for me to come back, like what the fuck?
There's no reason for him to think
That I would be coming back right
You're looking around
After I die to, like,
see where he's at, right? To try to kill him.
You know what I'm saying? Yeah.
He knew I was coming back. You know what I'm saying?
Either that or he was just
expected my teammate to show back up. Right. Either that or he was just like, just expected your...
You know my teammate to show back up. You know what I mean? Eventually.
Yeah but he could've just smoked you!
And then like...
You didn't know where he was.
You were walking around on top of my body and shit.
He could have just shot you at any moment. I, I don't know. I don't trust your brother
I-I don't fucking know man
That whole thing was shady
And then the map doesn't help bro so
You got me on that one. I don't need to be that one i don't need to be fucking
i don't need to be squinting that fucking hard to see somebody shooting at
me man like dude That was partially the game, partially the map right there.
It was very nice of them to give us Prion shit, but man that's frustrating as fuck.
I'm hearing EFT wipe is early August.
I don't know if that's true. I'm hearing EFT wipe is early August.
I don't know if that's true, but...
I dunno.
Visually it's too hard to spot people in this game.
Audio-wise? It's like hard to spot people in this game Audio wise, too hard to pinpoint People in this game. It's like what the fuck do you want me to do?
You want me to be needle in a haystack mode
Everywhere? That guy
Was 20 meters from me
And I couldn't spot him how fucking cat
mouse does the game need to be
dude that right there is why namal's it's kind of king
because it's snow it's because it's snow.
It's so much easier to spot
movement and little things like that.
It's just, dude...
Throw a little bit of grass in the mix, man.
You're covering half their fucking body.
You can only see half-
Y'know what I'm saying? It's just eh.
It's all whack.
I wish... yeah, I mean I agree.
I just wish that shit wasn't so heavy on the cold shit and you could like
make a campfire with two people in your car. Yes! heavy on the cold shit and you're gonna like
campfire with two things yeah it's lifestyle i mean
you know what i mean it's not that hard there
regard to that kind of it slows people down too so it's like
it's you can come across each other more.
I mean that homie is not ever going to get cold sitting in that spot and he's just gonna fucking sit there the whole entire time.
You know what they should do?
This motherfucking wants to sit there the whole time.
If you...
If there's a person sitting outside of a fucking gas
for that fucking long,
the gas should start fucking traveling
to his bitch ass, okay?
It should start moving so he's not sitting there
I spawned and the first guy
that I walked into was a dude with a fucking
an axe attacks
me.
And I beat his ass with my fist though.
But you are hurt because of it, like I said.
That's right.
... It's so annoying, bro.
We knew going into that shit though
with the grass was gonna be fucking annoying.
As soon as I started getting new going into that shit, though, if the grass is gonna be fucking annoying.
As soon as I started getting closer to your body, everything started rendering
and it was like this.
Yeah?
I was just at the passage
and I was just at the passage, and there's fucking claymurs and booby traps everywhere man. No shit.
Did you die to one of them?
What's that? Did you die to one of them?
Uh...
Two of my friends did. Damn, that's not fun!
And then like a group of three people came out.
Oh and they killed you?
Honestly it was weird I don't even... honestly it was weird.
I think one of them had a hand-held grenade launcher or something.
No kidding. Yeah, they can get those.
Alright, to Mohawk.
He ran into the wrong crew of passers. chat if we get over no maker if we pick up a maker no no backpack. That's the rules. We shall follow. I'm not gonna play the game not sprinting anymore.
Fuck. You know what I mean? Fuck that. Plus the maker's kinda-
I'll be honest man, Maker's kinda boring
Just too easy.
Then again, I fucked up within the last fight right? But yeah just kinda like...
It didn't feel that incredible getting kills.
Probably would have lost some fights if I didn't have it. Is someone down here already? Fuck, let's just keep going.
Try out the sand map, it's called Takistan.
They're a server that plays it. Yeah, I know.
I lived for a while in that character. Like I said...
I'm just saying on this character we're not going to get the Maker.
You're in the one I put in this one right? Yes.
Alright, I'm pretty geared on here.
I see you got guns, huh?
Yeah, I've got a dog. AK.
Wow.
I'm at a hotspot though, I gotta get the fuck out of here and get new clothes.
My shit's rolling.
I am...
Mohawk.
I am the one and only I just need a
Can you say that in service?
Yeah, I do remember that
My shit's all fucked up.
Yeah, you'll figure it out
You get it all back, brooder
This time, you're gonna get the make-up on this side, not me.
I just need filters and I'm good to go.
Give me a fucking...
I mean, I'm sad that I dropped that blaze back when we were playing BMR.
No! I'm gonna go back and......play with the Blades, get a DMR.
Oh no! I have no stamina!
This shit all over again. Yeah, seems pro-I think it's just all over again.
Yeah, I think it should be triple carrying that.
Sounds like.
So you got AK...
Og... sniper or something?
My HUD is down and he's pissed as shit.
No I'm not triple carrying! Just AUG and SKS.
You wet?
Yeah boy. Yeah, I'll do it. That first maker he sees is gonna pick it up.
Shut up man!
Like I said, if we pick up a Maker, we don't run back acts.
Man, I got a fucking fire jack and I think that's my problem yeah I think that's
heavy those the spiral clothes are definitely
happy just to ruin them see, I just need filters.
I'm good, huh?
I need to get my way through the game somehow.
I don't know where I'm at.
Don't worry chat we're still gonna play
on the New York server too I just flipped that last life.
Frustrate me.
But a little deadfall, chill out.
Deadfall frustrated me too though to be fair, but it's not that false
All that I got in our last one. I just fucking blew it dude which also frustrated me man
You're not gonna trouble sleep at night thinking about that fucking death.
How stupid it was... how bad I am.
Frustration.
Now it's time to be an evil man. Here everyone we see
We kill everyone Thank you, everyone.
And anyone.
Maker needs two in the chamber?
Maker needs to be nerfed a little bit.
But I also think it needs to be buffed in the sense of just lower its weight, man.
It's just tedious as fuck not having any sprint, you i'm carrying even though you're only
carrying two webs
chicken i need it.
Alright chicken Alright, check it.
Oh I think that's it.
I'll just gonna leave.
AAAAAAAAHHHHH!
AAAAAAAAAAH!
Hup! Ah! Oh, Chad. so so so so so so so so. so so All right. Alright.
I'm thinking I'd rather link up with you and get you geared, then get the rest of the stuff that I need
than solo look for this shit
and die with all the stuff and restart.
I'll feel it.
Just say you're scared homie.
I am scared.
Then don't tell me to not be scared homie.
Nah, I'm scared. I'm not trying to lose my gear.
One hit!
Well, I'm about to go into this military camp if I get clapped up...
So much.
AHHHHH Yep. I'm crying.
Looking like Hutch trying to run the first base. Don't be scared, homie. Oh, part of me thought that was a nose in for a second. Dope. Let's see if the game shall... what though?
Well, kinda provided.
Gave me a gun.
Badly damaged with no mag and no bullets.
You know it's kind of providing.
Let me see if I can just put your fucking hand up.
Where is my money bitch?
You got lyric donations on?
Yeah the fucking down-off from... that's fucking nostalgia in half. Alright, maybe I'll find a deagle on top of one of these things like that one time
oh not in this one And he's out of there.
Yeah, I'm playing with my shit more zoomed in.
I'm playing how my shit more zoomed in.
I'm playing how the game is intended...
on 50% FOV.
No way bro! Weren't you just complaining about that shit?
That's what the game provides you with
i'm saying yeah put yourself at a disadvantage but we need that we
need more of them no i need to see farther that's why I'm on it.
Oh, I see.
The game defaults 50 FOV.
Not 50, but like
the 50% of that bar
or whatever the fuck it is, right?
You know what? I went back.
I want Survivor Games on this FOV.
I have to murder them all while playing this FOV now. I murdered a man before in the show for being honest.
Not proud of it, but i'm very proud of it.
Alright, I gotta actually get this fountain up
again.
I have 18 zombies on me.
Alright, so you throw them into a fucking house?
There is no house in I'm at a military base
Jump up on top of the wall or far or
Something there's way too many to even fucking do that.
You're dead, huh?
I'm hiding in a building.
Oh okay, remember.
They're running there and they'll leave me alone.
Yeah but I wanna fucking loot this place man. There's literally 15 zombies at my door
Little rats man
Well what the fuck you gonna do? You have a suppressed pistol?
Nope.
I don't even have an-
I don't even have a melee weapon brother.
I have a knife but...
It's not for...
Not for me to leave him.
Okay well one it's a melee weapon okay?
I'm just gonna let him go.
It's melee...
It's melee...
That's some sort of bug or something.
I'm dead. No, you're not.
Oh no! I'm good!
I trapped myself into a fucking corner like a dickhead
but I made it out
Tommy... Don't lose the PVE before the passage, you can do that after the passage. Remember your last life was a death event?
My last death was the last ever well I mean yeah once to you. Not to me! You killed me,
if you didn't shoot me in my fucking kneecaps
I was alive 100%.
Yeah maybe.
The guy would have just knocked you out.
I wouldn't have fucking died!
Well, you know what? If you woulda just fuckin' pulled out your fully-auto weapon...
Bro, I had the sniper out.
Listen, I understand these dudes but I just don't understand why
you didn't just do it.
Why did he do it?
Both died because of you.
Okay, we both died because of me.
Not true.
I died so I could get back
to play with my friends.
I was bored out there, I did it on purpose.
Oh, that's what
it is.
Yeah, he's not here yet
though. He's coming soon.
Oh, okay. Alright. Alright right you're on your own today I think i'm chasing kill in this wall
Good dude Hey. What's going on guys? That was him, not me lady.
I'm just kidding. That was him, not me.
Lady.
Hey.
It's a strong zombie. I'm just gonna take that in. uh Most guys can fly.
Dude, how's your gun? Nah nah nah.
Enduro roundabout. What's up?
In case we get into fist fights and I beat that ass.
... I'm supposed to kill these now, these fucking assholes. your parents man Mother...
Police car up there. That's gonna have a
scorpion on it, three bullets, badly damaged
in the hood of the car Badly damaged.
In the hood of the car. You guys see it? That's it. so I'm looking like a fucking criminal now.
Fuck with that bandana, you know?
The helmet and the bandanna is a little sus looking.
You know what I mean?
Little bit sus looking.
I recommend Roblox Aftermath, it's so fun. It's like DayZ, ISS, Mixed, hella PvP.
Roblox...Aftermath is what you want my next game to be? Holy shit, that's the guy.
Wait...isn't this the guy?
Who is sick?
Who had... wait what happened with this guy why do we know him? I know this guy.
Hell yeah.
That was him, right?
He was like... Oh, yeah!
He was talking about the booby traps and how he just died at the...
Okay okay. I know who you're talking about. That guy.
That's funny actually. He ended up dying. His story is complete.
Yeah, Alex Freds died remember Remember? He was telling us.
Yes ma'am!.. so Thank you............... so. No one's here, right?
I'm eating some chicken, chat.
Mm-mm-mm. Well my friend, you did your best. so Alright. Where you at right now?
I'm just trying to play this map, either join in and retest or don't get in pretty much.
Mohawk? I'm just trying to play this map. You either join in at retouch or don't get in, pretty much.
Mohawk?
Alright, I'm gonna try and find a town and then make my way.
I'll just gun down all those zombies zombies fuck all that bro really yeah just headshot all of them
another military game fuck me. couple hooks
honestly just one hook is fine
for now actually fuck it let's get a I'll actually just one-up and be fine.
Actually, fuck it. Let's get a couple so we don't have to carry the bones.
I never really liked two.
Probably make a bone knife though. Considering all these are badly damaged, might as well make pristine bone knives
couple of them. Be a little bit smarter.
Got those.
They're getting rude. so I'm sorry. Okay.
Anything else?
I think that'll do it.
Grab this guy to kill people with, I got better zombies. I'm gonna go get the other guys. Easy spiel. Hmm. Huh? A selfish banshee?
I'm not a banshee!
I'm just a little girl, you know?
You're a little girl, aren't you?
Yeah, but...
I don't want to be a little girl.
I don't want to be a little girl.
I don't want to be a little girl.
I don't want to be a little girl.
I don't want to be a little girl.
I don't want to be a little girl.
I don't want to be a little girl. I don't want to be a little girl. I don't want to be a little girl. Huh? Amish Banshee?
No, this is not the New York map brother.
This is Deadfall.
... What's up bitch? We got something different this time. Yes!
Nice. Phew... so uh
don't gotta eat the chicken yet found another little guy.
Hey, mission.
Yeah that's what I was.
And I don't know where I'm going.
I haven't even run away.
I don't have a compass.
I've just been running.
I have a compass.
Luckily, I'm not running exactly north this whole time.
Perfect.
Damn! That was fast bro. I'm fucking here. river yeah I just did it
I'm gonna cross this fucking river
Hopefully get to the crossing on the pipe
Then I'll figure out what
What town I'm at
Oh, I think I'm at
Onondaga?
Onida.
By the dam. Not by the dam, but...
Robin?
Yeah? I'm buying a meter.
I don't know if I want to go in the
dam without you big dog. I don't know if i wanna go in the dam
without you big dog
get what you fucking chest next time.
Say it again, I'm sorry? Say it with your fuckin' chest, not anything else.
Uh, sorry, uh, far away from the mics I'm eating. Um... yeah, do what you said. Uh, sorry, I'm far away from the mics and eating. Um...
Yeah, do what you want but I know you're scared of that bitch.
Okay, I'm not SCARED of it.
I don't wanna fucking die.
Um... Hmph. don't want to fucking die at death on the New York server got me annoyed bro I'm not trying to die again she's spawning in with gear bro.
Three days of hard work.
Me?
No me man.
This character's been alive for a few days and I've...
Granted, I only played him for one day but...
Heh!
He survived without me, man.
I found some honey
money's good for the calories man. It's good on your stomach.
Yeah eat that shit big boy.
I might have an electrical repair kit today
I'll hold onto it
just in case.
I'm crossing this big pipe! Uh...
Let's hope we don'm getting fucking sniped.
Dude that one's huge too right? The one by Anita?
Yeah it's fucking enormous.
I'm crossing her right now.
Knock the birds... I'm in service unit. I'm crossing right now.
Don't fall or you're dead, for real.
What did you just say? I said don't fall or your dad yeah i know okay you said what the you just say
are you replying? Now... Fuck those. so so so Continue Continue onward, lad.
I'm on my way to Odendaga.
Well, I might not need her, man.
What the fuck are you going to do? Teleport there brother-man?
I have to go through Odendog first!
Hey hurry up!
I don't got all day.
I'm at Odin...I'm at Odina man.
Come on! I'm at fucking Oneida, dawg.
I'm like on my toes more because
On the fuckin' New York server people are around like
No, no, not even a gear On the New York server like people are around like... No not even the gear. On the New York
server, like people are around everywhere bro. You know?
Like you get shot like...
I'm on my
toes but this servers is not like that bro
Yeah there's a little bit more space in between the ship.
The New York server is definitely more PvP heavy
which I like.
Listen, I didn't dislike the New York server
I was just frustrated we died to some
stupid shit and you couldn't see where the fuck he was, yeah.
It's not that I dis-
I don't dislike it either,
I just thought that...
as fucking people who are playing this fucking game
and playing it properly, we should have
a better chance to survive that rather
than not being able to see that guy the whole time.
We should be able to see him.
Exactly, that's what I'm saying there.
Just be able to see him.
That's Daisy though bro all right their audio should
be able to pinpoint that better as well uh The game's already so pad-bound, the audio is so tough to move up on that.
Yeah? I mean we can establish how fucking annoying the audio was.
And every time we heard shots near past passage...
Those fuckin' shots were like,
Oh is it here? Is it there? Is it left or right?
Yeah you can't tell legit in the first shot sometimes if its a second person behind you.
Like wait hold on we need more shots just to figure out which fucking location it is.
I mean someone folded that and I took something else. What's in here?
Yeah,
when I get over
to the next area
I'm all PvP bro.
I'll over to the next area, I'm all PvP bro.
I'll go through the maze only if I'm following a path and as soon as I get someone in front of me that's a fucking minotaur, I'm like, yeah I'm outtie.
Mmmmm... so you're not even... No fuck the PvE. I'll go if I have teammates. I'm not gonna solo
that shit. Yeah yeah yeah. I mean the only time I would even give a fuck about
doing that shit is if we're able to
Go get a maker. I kind of want to use it, but other than that, I just want to kill people
That's it running in the schwa
Yeah I feel like if we're running in a squad... Yeah, exactly.
I think that if we were running a squad one person should have it
just incase you know
say somebody else has one or whatever
But you'd be wasting a lot of...
You could potentially lose a lot of
plots solo once and for all.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm just trying to speed loot Oneida right now but, ain't shit around here. I'm gonna go this way. oh uh so so I'm going to go back up. I don't see play CS anytime soon. Um, pretty chillin' right now.
On DayZ,
I wanna accomplish a few more things on DayZ
because sometimes this game can be annoying
Ugh! uh uh huh so. so The shot's over there.. Okay. We're good. uh Nope. Okay. I'll take a ranger or revolver. so so There we go. I guess you're gonna need to get some water. I think i'm leaving behind somebody. I thought this was going to happen. so so so I'm going to go ahead and get out of here. uh so so so so so so Look how far I could spot that guy away, chat. But I couldn't spot the other motherfucker that was 20 meters away from me god damn it so Okay. What the fuck are you doing out here brother? Enjoying nature?
I've laid my eyes on Odin Dog dog a towel damn still i thought maybe you'd be on your way to oneida by now You're not just straight up waiting, you're doing stuff right?
Yeah yeah I'm definitely doing something.
I'm sitting in the fire tower just looking at Onida.
Dupus?
Well, yeah, trek all the way across
the fucking galaxy.
I mean listen, I got food......I got a gas stove, I don't know...
Yeah, I got a gas stove...
You can cook some shit...
I'm on my way, Billy.
That sounds good.
One dog is sad and a mutt is happy. I'm looking at it now, welcome. I don't see fucks here. Let's break this down.
Yeah, we...I haven't even...
Oh, fucking...
One of them is on the way to you.
Alright, alright. How will this be if I run it? the way to you I guess I spawned on the one place i know how to move so so so Alright, I'm at the dam by Oudaga.
Leaving toward O'Neill.
Alright, I'm just looking for the town this is somebody running behind buildings feelings. so so so so so so so so I don't know, we're just gonna chuck a chat.
H1 was a shit but can't compare Alright, we're just gonna shut up and chat.
H1 was a shit but can't compare it to this. H1 and WarZ were definitely different.
Yeah the Dukin's were also just a tad different.
This game focuses more on surviving and shit like that.
More little things. so so I'm gonna have one either, we're gonna have to find them.
I mean i have a fucking tac helmet but i don't got the shit you know what i'm saying
yeah that's it
oh this guy just saw just disappeared at all
didn't anger one zombie?
Fucking annoying bro. I'm going to stop for a little bit so I can just keep moving. so so so so All righty.
I'm on now, how much left of the food?
And I'm just nibbling at it at this point. There's no zombies here, no longer. so so so so so so This might be a place, this might be the first place maybe this place
cr75 mag would do me decent right now. Walk, no minecraft. Hold onto both though. That sucks. Hmm. Oh, fuck!
Fuck...
What's gonna happen to my zombies though. Okay, a couple more of you guys. oh Oh, wait.
More of you guys than I thought. uh This is a master class in handling zombies, Jack.
Take notes, understand what you're seeing
and get back to me by the end of the week
with a 200-page essay. Word. Essay. Page.
200 words, that's good enough. Why don't you scream?
I'm screaming. Shit. That's a little bit different, that's a little bit...
How are those all d- okay.
If there's three of them two of them gotta be the same!
Sometimes it's a gun
here.
5.56 ammo, alright?
Not the worst.
Back to Cal shirt.
One of my favorites.
Are you on the way, brother?
Yeah, I'm working on it, bro.
Just ask him. just ask him.
I'm going through a military base right
now to be fair.
Be honest with you.
Yeah, be honest
with you.
Being honest with
you.
Going through
a military base
right now. I'm getting through a military base right now.
I'm getting necessities that you can't provide me.
I'm gonna fucking head towards your direction bro
I'm gonna head towards the other side of ya.
Why are we been doing that?
You ain't doing no heavy lifting, bitch.
When did we teleported from that location?
No, when we teleported from that fucking location
We fuckin' took our publication device i had to come hunt for your bitch ass when you sat in a fucking tower wonder you call me a
bitch-ass bitch ass hear what i fucking said beach i lost what she said would you say
your is what i said gotcha stupid stuff stupid this stupid that's where
i hear about uh-huh okay tell that out of here Okay.
I like that backpack better, but we're gonna go with the camo.
Going with the camouflage! Camouflage!
I'm going to make my way over there might be done i see you i'm taking what you're gonna die here comes they've been clear okay Okay. 10-3?
Did you just 10-3 me?
Is it 10-2 or 10-3?
10-2... No, it's 10-2 or 10-3?
10-2 no it's 10-3
10-n-q nmp Dang shit here, bro.
At least I didn't come up on a plucked armor. There's some crates I didn't go to back there though.
I've been told the bathroom's got the good shit, but it's rare that it's there. Or a cat. Let me serve him.
Oh, stretcher man. Shut your bitch mouth.
Okay I found a bison
It's in good-ass condition.
No mag, though.
But that's a start.
There's something that I can find. I'm going to try something else. There's some stuff, let's look in here. Come on, give me a gun. Give me a fucking bison mag.
Yo we found bison mags quite a bit on this server to be honest with you so I feel like it's possible
if i come across one like 30 shots in it
please devs that's your question that's your queue guys that's your fucking cue, Devs. That's your fucking cue.
Yeah, I keep finding like... There's 40 shots!
Do you guys know if there is a dead ball server outside the us i don't think so
i think it's only currently two so It wasn't shit in this one.
Check balcony. I'm heading in the direction of Onondaga,
little bro.
... so uh You gotta turn around now.
I'm going back over here to check out the crates.
There's some crates in this back corner here.
Make sure I miss any. ah Okay, so that's what is going on here.
I must have just got here right as these things started almost respawning, essentially. Why are you barking at, Graylee?
You're not barky.
You little butt That's the better.
I don't know if we need this fucking turkey.
Chicken turkey, man. Booster chicken turkey
booster not a turkey chicken reaper brother man when the rock
elite streams returning we will know to return a key
get barky what happened why have you abandoned us
broccoli trees they saw someone some furniture guy going by somewhere Rocket League trees.
Alright, well good news I did that. Bad news? Ain't shit here man
Actually, I guess I need to check the ammo bill
Did I check the ammo bill this time? Yeah dude
I've checked everything Get him. That's like everything.
Ellie! No!
Don't bark to get the attention just because you want food.
Okay?
What are you doing?
Huh?
You missed a gun? Wait, what?
Was that a gun on the door?
Wait where?
Candle building?
... What are you guys talking about? I need this. scary There's one more mini military up here. Try to get a couple bags I'm not stressing, chaps.
This bison pickups pretty good I can't believe I blew that fucking fight today, man.
I need to have a good fight today to make up for it.
I need to have a good fight today.
I bet someone plays with the cross-riders alone here. Nah...
I've done it before though, but I'm afraid to talk about it.
Some servers it's not against the rules...
And in some servers it's really just it's just not enforceable so people will do it uh You're failing. I know. Must have been really fresh. I'm not sure if you can see it, but I think that's the only thing that's missing. come on uh yeah Shut your bitch mouth, no way.
The dev team got my back on it.
And it's fine.
I'm deadly. That's what you said, you were fucking dead bro.
I'm deadly?
I will kill you.
He will keel.
Yeah, we need to go with 380 rounds.
I'll just...
I don't know if that was a good idea or not.
I think it was a good idea. I don't know how many times he got killed. I don't even remember the number of times he got killed. He will kill.
Yeah, I need more 380 rounds.
Uh, sure man.
Whenever you have a shot though.
You can show up.
I'll show up with the other three of those and leave when you have to go.
I'm outta here. i'll show up so Yeah, I'm not a big fan of the ending game area in this game but the beginning i like and stuff
i like it a little grind beforehand yeah
grip gloves that's funny I like the New York map to an extent.
You should be running on the road.
I gotta play it more though and learn some spots if you like the camping shit cause
The way we died earlier was just so fucking shitty
Well now what?
I'm gonna die okay
Um yeah, I'm going to be hitting-
Or I'm going to be on the road just heading in that direction
I know! You're not hugging
the river still?
No motherfucker ain't huggin' no river
Why?!
I told you I was heading to Onondaga.
You didn't tell me how to hold the river, I said I'm going to...
Well, if the river goes to Onondaga what do you...?
I don't care how this goes, I'll just hike the river.
How else are we gonna hit each other if on a road?
No no come to the river bro.
What's up?
Alright man.
Head in towards your river man.
Alright man me alright you were eyeing my ass.
You're not even looking at me.
You're not even looking at me.
You're not even looking at me.
You're not even looking at me.
You're not even looking at me. You're not even looking at me. You're not even looking, me. You got to the river why would you leave it?
Because I said I was heading to Onondaga.
You didn't need to go into the town. I told you I wasn't going to go into the town.
Yeah but I thought maybe we'd... You need to go into the town. I told you I wasn't going to go into the town.
I was already heading toward Oedipus.
Yeah, but I thought maybe
we would hit each other
headed on the road or something.
Oh.
Okay.
There's nothing on the road.
I want military stuff
on the river. Punch you in the stuff on the way, on the river.
Punch you in the head is what I'm gonna do.
You're being goofus?
IJ three rounds... nice three rounds...
Nice three rounds.
I found the river. I apologize now so I just took the river doofus I'm taking sorry. Jesus, what do you mean? Just fucking get to the river,
goofus. I'm taking your fucking kneecaps when I see you.
That's fine. I'll shoot back.
You're gonna hit
the ground. I'm deadly.
If you shoot one time, it's...
Have you seen all the nosecups I was handin' today?
Come on bro!
I'm deadly.
Well I am by the river.
I'm just gonna keep that...
Yeah, you see the dam with the yellow tower?
The yellow crane?
I'm at the town along this-the dam leads into.
I'm just clearing these guys trying to find a...
Let's see, okay, I'm here.
Don't shoot when I come in.
You know, it just might.
Really?
I'll quit DayZ.
Hey!
If you smoked me just now?
And you knew it was me? I'm quitting.
Alright, I'm pretty sure this is where you're at. Thanks, I'm in a little hut right now, give me a second.
Holy... Oh, I'm in the wrong place. Hold on.
You're fucking wrong!
I got like two minutes and I'll be there?
Dos minutos. Minutos. and I'll be there You're such a fucking idiot. Here, come take this arm out. Yeah, I was about to throw my fist at you dude.
I'm about to flip you off.
No gun out nothing? You were dead bro from somebody else you were done!
Is that thing extra bright by the way? Red?
Yes it's like very uh right what's the word um
vibrant yes yes it's very vibrant i got a lot of color from this I'll lift and let's see it.
Okay, let's just loot this blue building real fast make sure there is no headlamp anywhere
I have a flashlight!
Okay... well we need a fucking headlamp.
I mean...
I have a flashlight though.
Won't be able to find
uh...
A thing
in the uh...
Onstairs?
More than likely not.
Okay. Sometimes they have them, you know the zombies?
Yeah the zombies I mean
I've looted one
It's not common
They're not fucking common. Wanna go?
Uh, sure.
I need plates as well. There's gonna be plate down there.
Defender vest.
Do you wanna scrub in or no?
No, I want the bullets out of it.
I want all your 380s. There's one bullet in there. Where you at?
Right here. Do you have any 380s on ya?
Take that bullet out of that...
He said 380, right?
380...
Okay I have 308
Do I need- I don't need 308
Uh... 308 do I need that only to be away really need you to it 380 right here
seven three eighty okay keep keep the
three way by the answer guys are important or so smart if you Okay, keep the.308. Yeah, it's okay, I took it out.
It's important or smart to keep something that when you still don't have a sniper...
Big boy sniper, big caliber.
Alright 23 bullets in my visison. Moving on up.
Alright, not too bad.
I mean, I'm ready whenever. What do you need?
I know it's not much but never know what you guys guess is doing
thank you Alright, you ready? Trying to get a little something. Let's go!
I'm ready.
Nice guy.
Holy shit let's go ahead of them.
The other side is pretty good. I think we're gonna be able Nice guy. Holy shit, let's go ahead of them.
Yeah there is probably a lot of stuff on this bridge loot too so it's not too bad.
Like I said you just feed me 380 rounds
I'll feed you 762 rounds
and uh what's that other gun you have?
AUG and...
Oh, I actually have a box here
Is this an eagle mag right here? I think it is.
No, a lockmag though. Hold on.
Here, take this, um...
It's alright. It's like one of those things where it's hard to grab it. I got six bullets block
Wait! I didn't save the block yet.
This blocks be damaged. CR is badly damaged
Just do this then. Hold on, give me a second though Spawns of damage, CR is badly damaged.
Just do this one... hold on give me a second though
This is kind of my backup weapon
Probably gonna put my suppressor on this guy.
You have any 9 mils?
We'll go a long way right now. I don't.
I only have 9 mils, but...
Once we're done here, I'm gonna put my suppressor from
my Bison onto my pistol. Yeah.
We're playing on deadfall right now. 357 is in there.
I know, I'm with that. seven
yeah Let's see if I can get this one as well. so so so so so This is the ghetto runner. We're really hoping not to run into anybody.
Holy fuck, wait,. Wait wait wait.
Okay I'm here. Holy shit this is bad.
It's not gonna be easy.
If anyone's down here and they have their gunpowder guys just get them right now.
And we'll help you find what we're looking for, hand headlamps without opposition
Black Tac shirt.
So, I'm gonna have to shine the light and you're going to have to melee zombies with me.
Sounds good man! I'm gonna clean my golf real fast.
These are so ghetto, holy fuck!
You need a gun cleaned or no?
I need a mag cleaned okay we'll put on the ground
when i put the light on real quick I need to just get an armor chat and i'll be feeling better about it you know what
I mean
if I could just get an armor
I think all black and FPS is just sick.
You like the lights and all that, being in a pitch black.
Nice! Nice back on the ground. Okay, ready? I wouldn't have left that.
Onward!
You said onward. Oh, he's an armorer.
I don't know.
Follow me here.
Take a pass.
Okay!
Huh-ha! Okay. I hope there are filters and masks...
Tetris, bandages. Bandages are very hopeful in this map.
That's also your or park it if you want. Ready to sprint? We don't really want to stay down here long.
I say just rush this, handle biz. One down.
Drop that.
What's up motherfucker?
That doesn't work as well.
I'm gonna go back to the base and get some more ammo. That doesn't work as well.
What the?
You got lost too, bro.
Strategies! Yeah you didn't know what the fuck was going on.
Alright.
Any ammo? Alright. Grenade launcher
I I'm going to go back. Nothing. I guess technically, I could take it. Chances are maybe we'll find a fucking random grenade after because I found a pox grenade before so if i can hold it so No fucking filters.
Gotcha, check.
No light. okay no filters no lights problem There we go. Hey.
Am I bugging? I saw a lug down there. I don't know if that's i don't think we're at the middle already yeah those are bad
guys get ready where you're going out guns out they have already seen ours here, but not sure.
Yeah?
Someone just got hit.
If you had fucking headlamps it would be so easy.
They're still a little bit alive.
Yeah, I heard something.
I can't see the guy on the ground. Shoot the guy in the ground when you see him, I'm lighting them up. Lighting em up. Shoot em!
Nice! The other guys at the door!
On me, I'm minus gas. Hold on, you have minus gas. I'm holding.
My crossover?
I can't see shit.
Oh, I'm gonna light it up a little bit. You have a gun right?
Yeah yeah go ahead.
Can't see in there. It's dark.
He went all the way in.
Things around the corner, careful.
Behind you with a gun.
He's holding his breath, careful! Right around the corner.
Hold on I'm just gonna drop this.
Leave that flashlight there like that.
Get this guy's gun, I think for me.
Just hold him there okay?
Alright man. He might have come out the other side but
his body bro yeah i found his body
you get the headlamp and no headline
good news is that you get the headlamp and
good news is that he's got a long horn of bullets
as dying i hear him in there.
There's a 20 mag of Scorpion here. I'm gonna swing across, okay?
He knows.
Yeah.
Shit's so pitch black.
I'm gonna grab the flashlight and move it over again, okay?
We're gonna do a little bit of the time here.
He's thrown on the ground! Turn to corner and shoot him! On the ground!
Nice!
He's dead. Oh, let's go go we won without fucking lights
let's go baby let's go
how do we do the
you don't even have a headlight beaver
he doesn't have one a headlight pizza or
he doesn't have one oh my god bro it's fair then it was all
fair it's all fair it was fair but still brother oh my god
holy fuck i saw that guy prone and almost shit myself bro.
He said he's on the ground shoot him!
Yeah I know you started to just shoot-
I was like trying to peek the corner a little bit
To light it up a little bit without peeking
You know what i mean? So you can kinda see.
Yeah well that was good though, that was fucking good.
Oh my god bro let's go.
What an unfortunate fuckin' event
for them man. Those guys came down out of that door
yes uh first guy got blasted right after all my bullets in them
this guy has a number 19 if you need it. Yeah, okay, I gotcha.
Coming up.
Now let's see the USG...
Oh he has an arm!
I'm gonna take that one.
The other guy has the flashlight for my helmet.
He has that tag flashlight? Yeah!
Perfect.
Okay. Yeah, perfect. Yo man, this dude's got a blaze, brother.
Do I have enough 45 bullets to sustain?
I fucking know, right?
Let me see. 25 bullets in this man-
This guy has 380 as well over here.
How many?
35.
35?! Yeah, yeah, yeah... 35?
Did I go bison since it's already good?
What a fucking fight. Just maybe carry this one, that would be good. I don't have enough to make this up work.
Yeah, I don't have enough to make it work
but I'm going to hold
on to the mag.
Do you use gas?
We're going to hold
on for another one
chat in the future.
Yes, I do.
Yeah, come grab it off this guy.
I will, I shall.
I'm on my way, sir.
Hold on.
Mm-hmm.
Listen up, you have the light.
Okay. I said you have the light. Come look at this guy, he needs his stuff.
I'm gonna reload over here.
Roll back. here. Rope on the ground if you need it?
I got one
I'm not sure if we need a launcher If that gets your knife 357 is just so so okay
hey where did the gloves go? I thought i found a glove there
this one 45 There's a 145.
That dude has 3 units at face end?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's got 35 on his body and he has the gas mask in him.
... gas mask you need.
I want this too, baby.
Good fuckin' shit though bro For sure
We couldn't have played that any better
You know what I mean
Put a flashlight on the fucking ground
He's on the ground
He's on the ground
As soon as I turn that corner I'm just He's on the ground, he's on the ground! Oh I couldn't see.
As soon as I turned that corner,
I'm just spraying SKS at the fucking floor bro
I hate him, I hate him
And I finally saw him from the muzzle flash
So I just fucking got him.
Worked out bro.
I'm 5 and 0 in these fucking tunnels!
You're having it on these bitches.
Got a lot of ammo for a bunch of random shit.
Bro, my OCD takes a fucking hold on me with this inventory shit.
It does to me too.
I think it's the problem...
A problem for a lot of people to be fair, self-stressing. Yeah, it just
takes over, bro.
There's so much
to think about while you're looting. Do I need
this? Do I need that? Do I need this? Do I need that? Should I
be taking this? Should I be taking this?
Should we take that?
I might grab the seats there just in case we want to light someone up.
Like, we can throw this down a fucking hallway if we get into another fight.
Know what I'm saying?
Yeah, yeah, you know how it's done.
Anything else I miss in chat that you guys can see?
I'm gonna take this hunting scope
actually bro something's going back on that please
all right bro i'm pretty sure the sun things go goes on that blaze and i'm in business. What a fucking win.
First to me on something like that.
Where's this dude Glaze at?
Perfect, bro.
I need Duck Clip or not? Where's this dude's Blaze at? Perfect, bro. Okay let's see if this... I swear the hunting scope goes on this.
I have a
duct tape and half right now
I can fill one in if you need me to
Oh yeah bro these guys were holding out on each other she didn't want to give his boy the hunting team what the blue goblins. Let wanna say I do.
Let's just hold R, no I don't.
You gotta check and see if you have any 308s. I'm dropping 5-5-6 on the ground 4 bullets.
A 308?
It looks kinda like a 5.56 bullet.
.308, right?
.308, not 380.
.308.
I got you.308s on the ground.
How many?
Twelve of them.
Oh, bro. I have a sniper and a the ground. How many? Twelve of them.
Oh, bro!
I have a sniper and close range.
Let's go.
Okay, I'm in business.
Do you have a Cobra sight by any chance?
No sights.
Look out for a Cobra Scythe in the future.
Alright, gotcha.
What did you drop on me?
Am I missing anything?
There's ammo right here.
Perfect. Roger. That's very aggressive.
I was thinking that, I was looking at the 5-5-6 and I thought...
15, 35, 40 right?
40, 35, yeah. 40 30 50 I mean sorry
bitty that's a backup shop that's what get the fuck out of here this is it
you're too the out of here this is a get it out of your two
i want to turn this light off out there bro there's a light on iron
i don't think you really see it from the hallway but still
i'm ready to move whenever Do you have any 5.56-45?
I don't know, already dropped the 5.56 bullets I have?
I think down here we don't use the scope that'll be fair
trying to think is anything else i need here we grab that dude's battery out of the flashlight,
and you have the light now, so...
Let's go.
You're all good, you said, right?
Yeah, I'm chillin
Let's go
Anything we need off this guy here?
I can't anymore the weapon is done
Alright, I'm ready. I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready.
You wanna dip? Cause they probably grab whatever...
Two bolts 5-5-6
underneath the mask
on him. Claymore bro, this guy had ruined claymore bro it's got a claim where you realize that yeah he's a little
he's probably planning on leaving right here all right let's go all right uh do you want
to continue yeah any filters okay Alright, uh... do you want a computer?
Yeah. I need filters. Fuck yeah.
I don't even get to fucking play too! That's another reason why I'm not here.
No they came down the center- They came down the door!
The center. Right?
Or did they come out of the door?
Did they come out of the...
Hold on.
They ran out of this.
Yeah, they ran down the hallway. We saw them right down the hall.
Yeah, they ran outta this right here so they didn't come out of a mid door.
Do you have an electrical repair kit?
No I don't. Um yes I do.
My flashlight is badly damaged. My head torch or whatever.
You know what? We should repair this real quick and we're good.
Red dot on BK?
That red dot that was on there can't go in the Bosun though.
It didn't go into the fucking Galacto.
Yeah, I guess we could go back? I don't know, it's up to you.
I mean... it i mean this depends on how far we think they they looted
doesn't look like that that much you know all right I'm going to follow you now. All clear, sir. Someone else? Yeah, I just don't want to get clapped up like they did. You didn't loot the first guy you killed, Tony.
Can I do it? There's only two guys...
...lost. There's only two guys. four guys in there
on me?
you got it? You hit a unit. Do something to him, bro. What are you...
I had my gun out and thought
you were gonna swing on it.
No, I can't throw it bro you have to understand that like what am i going
to swing at him with my flashlight like i'm kind of in a weird position
yeah it's not gonna be effective
any filters Any filters?
She thinks I'm gonna be down here at the front, so I'll go
myself in here.
Want to show my pants at Elemental?
I think I'll get it over with. Oh damn, there's a backpack.
I need to get a plate carrier bro. I need a plate carrier today!
I'm gonna check out this right room, trying to find a plate.
Every time I do something disgusting There's an ASCAN here, badly damaged him.
I'm so tired of hearing the water splash everywhere. It's so annoying.
Are you at the end? Of the hole?
Yeah, that's me.
Okay okay. so I'm actually really good at on gun for this check, because of the red dot that it has.
That's another giant advantage you have for having a dot in the center of your screen.
I remember that. You know exactly where you're aiming in the night run. so so So those guys had no idea we were there.
Yeah?
I'd be fucking scared the shit out of them.
Hold on, let me see if I can keep up with you. I fucking scared the shit out of him.
Hold on, let me shoot you. Oop ah I don't know what to say, dude.
Yeah, dude we had to really make that work because I knew that we had just knocked the first guy.
Then I pulled out the pistol and tried blind fire shooting him on the ground but this isn't
working so I picked my flashlight back up.
It was like, 90 shooter!
He was getting up too.
Yeah he was. You killed him perfect timing.
Yeah that went really well.
I'm at the end by the way.
So we both have gas masks here you're seeing filters. Honestly your both just need one filter to go through the...
I have 1 half filter.
You got a half filter? Okay.
I've got a half filter and a 40% filter.
What?! You have two filters?
Yeah, and then I got one off of them
and then I had one in my mouth.
Are they tribal tablets?
They're called tablets...
Do you have any tablet-type colors? No, no, I don't know.
What time is it? If we find like one more in here, there's something with John.
We only need one filter each that's like full,
basically we can get through it, I think
personally.
Pretty sure we could just go through that bitch
and just go fast, go loud on zombies
shoot everything they see, hit their filters and then we're good. I know how to get through it you know? We're gonna find more though.
We're probably going to go into an incubation after this, try and live there. Assuming we live down here. That guy having that fucking light for you is key.
Can I say it again?
You said, that guy having that light for you was key.
I mean, I'm not...
Oh yeah sure, sure, sure.
I woulda said he'd skip the fuck outta here if uh
he didn't have one.
I was thinking like man That looks a lot like a light that
Is like the center thing
But we're not even close to that
Man, did we get there that fast?
I was like, bro There's a light there But it wasn't yours because you shut your shit off.
Do you remember them?
Can't yet. Keep your light on yeah
this
on the plan If we can't find them, then go out?
I don't know.
Keep going! I want to get a plate or an armor.
That's really good place to go in.
Maybe they came down right here and didn't go any further?
Yeah, filter?
No way.
Like 20% of, uh...
Better than nothing? Yeah.
I'll take that fucking deal, bro.
And...I don't think they came through all this way.
I mean it's gonna be good.
A lot of them will be respawn tubes. They've been out of proximity
of it for a while.
Did you already go through?
Yeah. I'm in the terrain area. Okay, gotcha.
Ooh! Combat gas mask!
Oh shush that's huge okay. Yeah we can have a gas mask oh shush that's huge okay yeah I'm guessing.
There you go, you can pop the lights. Yeah, but...
When we go loud, it'll be chilling.
Do you wanna play? We go loud with each other.
You wanna play? Keep going? Yeah, I'm gonna keep checking because I saw a
death woman on the roof.
Yeah, yeah, we wish there was nothing like that.
This noise is f***ed!
Holy shit!
You don't like the water noise? Nah, it's a noise. shit
you don't like the water most?
it's not annoying bro
that's a bad thing to be my ears bro so so so Oh shit.
There's a lot.
Use your light on him, bro.
I'm bleeding.
You're not making this easy for me, though. You gotta deal with the bleed after it.
One hit! I'm gonna turn this fucking back on all the zombies.
Hey, that's why I thought I saw a fucking person okay?
Jesus Christ.
You just got her fucking ass kicked on in bro.
Jesus fucking Christ.
Yeah, I don't even have time to shoot them if we're gonna move that fast.
This doofus. Michael's probably coming for us. This dude is... That close-border's fucked up.
She know I'm chillin'.
... I don't have any more do i?
You gonna go shot the outside?
Yeah.
Alright, I'm ready. I mean a flashlight solo would just be a fucking nightmare down here because the zombies can't
handle, you can't do anything to them. As soon as he looks away with his flashlight or with this headlamp i'm screwed basically so What? You with me? No.
I'll see you in the slash floor.
Come here.
Okay, bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye. Bye. Bye. Let's see if this has food. Fish.
I'll grab me a... yeah at the office. Yeah I'll loot this. Camouflage helmet if you need it.
Did anybody loot this or not already?
The plate carrier.
Oh yeah, what we looking for?
I don't know.
I'm just gonna go ahead and get out of here.
Okay.
So there's a lot of stuff in here.
There's a lot of things to do.
There's a lot of people.
There's a lot of people. There's a lot of people. There's a lot of people. the plate carrier oh yes what we're looking for that's what we're looking for brother I'm gonna try to find a way to get out of here. You need a boxy?
I can use leather kit for now.
I think we should be able to crack it. Yeah, this is like one of the easiest places to get a fucking plate.
You should see at least one of them come down here.
Yeah, we came down here one time and got three of em.
Oh shit bitch.
Alright, I'm gonna...
Come on. All right. so so so so so There's a house. Red light, red light! Turn your light off!
Did you see that?
It was fucking muted. They're there!
See him coming?
Dead, dead, dead, dead, dead
Should be both in the same team Dead, dead, dead, dead, dead. Check. Clear both of them. Clear both of them.
Should we both... Both?
I'm lighting him up. Let's clear both.
One dead. Two dead.
I fucking got him!
I'm gonna take this guy's light off his back real quick. Hold on. Um...
Grab a shippin' light.
I'm reloading. Oh my god.
I'm gonna move it- I'm gonna move this light
Wayyyy back here, okay? Okay. Holy shit bro
Dropped that dude with the first shot and then you fucking peeked the next guy
That was sick, bro.
This guy's got a headlamp for me, bro.
Please be... I think I chested him, right?
So...
Dammit!
It's badly damaged.
Still there.
Let's go!
Let's do this shit.
Alright, alright.
Hold on.
I'm gonna put on one of my No! Let's do this shit. Alright, alright hold on
I'm gonna put a lot of light
Yeah, we'll turn the light off on this guy
Holy shit bro Dude gas mask filters
Oh they got filters out their ass
We're gone.
OH MY GOD!
We're in this bitch. These guys gave us what we needed.
Good shit boys, appreciate it. Appreciate the fucking loot drop off.
What kind of gun does this guy have?
A Vyga and a Mosin.
I think I might just keep
the Blaze.
He's got Mosin ammo, though.
His Mosin is though, and his Mosins badly damaged.
I'm gonna predict right here with the she.
Has a PU scope.
Um...I'm going to leave this combat mask. It's a full one if you want to replace yours with it.
Yeah, yeah definitely good idea. Appreciate it.
What do you guys think, chat? so Yeah, I think I'm gonna...
I'm going to keep Blaze if you want to take this dude's Mosin.
He's got bullets like 27.
Nah, I like my ice cast.
I've got like fucking high bullets for my ice cast.
It'll be good inside the thing, so. Inside passage.
I feel it, I feel it. Do you have a pot? Any pot or pan on that guy?
Pan,, pan. Firepan.
I'm gonna need that.
I have the setup as well.
Oh do you want to just take it then?
No, I have like a pan on my gas.
Okay so you already have a setup go yeah gotcha i need that for my setup cool cool cool
i'll take that all right i'm done with this guy let's see here
you need 762 at all those guy's got some 60.
hey nice little thing okay these bandages
Lighting it up for a sec. Hold on
Have so much asking I said my think I'm gonna leave this guy's SKSM.
Way too much.
This guy has some 3-0 right now?
Oh, this guy is an Ivy Star cat. I'm gonna take it.
Start losing blood and shit. so Alright, I'm going inside here and I'm gonna fix my inventory. We're good here, chat? We got a two five sign, two 2v2s.
That was insane.
We didn't even get hit in either of the signs.
Those guys coming dude we turned our lights off so quick they had no fucking idea.
I was like, red light! Red light! Red light! And luckily you saw the lights as I saw them as well.
Yeah...
Because I was screaming about it before, so I was like alright.
I'm just gonna keep the, so I was like alright. so so so I think a bottle suppressor? Oh yeah, I guess so for the Blaze.
Glad I decided to keep the Blaze on fucking Ironsides right there and just BLAP him!
Fucking clap, I'm gonna get shot.
Um...
Oh, I have like no room at all for anything.
That's something.
I got saturated.
It feels like it's weird.
... I'm not sure. Kind of like it's weird.
I don't know what's weird about it. Maybe it's just ACA used to it.
It might be like my white balance.
Oh, there we go! I'll fiddle with it later.
Something's bugging me about my camera, basically. It sounds buggy about my camera. Actually I think it's looking a lot better right there.
I might have to save those settings. so There's the thing for the leg. Here we go.
Check the teddy bear.
Oh shit,
you're a master at energy-missing the skies!
Eh? I'm pretty chillin', I can go.
Yeah, I can as well, I just have no space or anything but uh
who cares the guns are still fine get the out of here I say we backtrack, go out the middle entrance.
The one that we passed?
What do you think?
Fucking hell! I got him down with that. Let's fucking do it!
I just need a bigger backpack, I have no space for anything man.
Motherfucker.
Well we can still do more looting out there.
We just gotta get the fuck outta here because this is not dangerous.
I mean, I'm down to go straight past these, but...
Once I drop all of my gas masks off, I'll be able to carry much.
Once they drop all the gas mask stuff,
I'll be chilling after passage.
Oh man that was a crazy fire on the last one bro.
I think this might be it.
It'll be the next one?
Not this one, the next one? Gotcha.
Yeah yeah yeah.
I just wanna get out of here before someone does the same shit to us right now you know what I mean? Fucks us.
I mean we don't need to even be here anymore.
Yeah, we came down here for the plates
and gas masks
and filters
Maybe to the left here, I'm not sure.
I'll clear opposite side and come in with you okay?
See me over here? Yep, I see you.
I see you. I see you. I'm gonna go left, go on this right building with me?
Clear.
There could be a guy on the other side of this room over here. I'm gonna clear this.
There's two dead zombies in front of this thing, see it?
Not with you. in front of this thing. See it? No, I don't see it.
Are you like out in the hall?
Yeah, yeah come on here.
In the middle.
Am I here?
I'm sprinting in, ready?
Alright go.
I'm holding right.
There he's a solo!
Shit...
No wait what a great spot bro you fuckin'...
You alright? Okay bro. You bro you listen okay bro you you panicked and just couldn't get the words out right oh we can't
i was like right here no i can't. I'll chop him up.
That's crazy bro. I couldn't get the word like...the door on the right.
I was like what is this dude talking about?
The problem is that I just saw him crouch walking in there because he saw us, you know?
And he turned his back on it.
Yeah yeah, he did.
Oh my shit's fucking ruined, I need a...
His shit is ruined as well. Fuck. Yeah. Oh, my shit's fucking ruined. I need a...
...it's just ruined as well.
Oh shit.
You got a lot of stuff to...
That's a gun cleaning kit. Gun cleaning kit? Lord. okay
fuck all the rounds that i need always get damaged. Like these guys have it and it's just damaged.
Okay. Oh man, have the skull mascots live in the past.
Did you hear something? I heard a footsteps to my left.
So did I.
Heading on. so they're heading out I don't see anything.
Could have went in this room for the love
Sprinting into the left
I think we just get the fuck out of here while we can. You're leaving? Okay, let's go.
I've got everything I could off anybody else.
All right, we'll go.
Oh yeah, we can go upstairs from here, right?
We should leave...
No? Next one still? Next one still? Uh...
How many people can we run into in one fucking trip down here?
Right, there's so many fucking people.
You hit me with a shotgun.
I'm gonna go get you.
Okay. I'll be right back. Okay. right there's so many fucking people
you can't be able to shotgun shout i could ruin my uh armor
i mean how am i sure okay I didn't even get anything off that fucking guy, nothing I needed.
I got some stuff for us later like a fucking budget sewing kits and shit like that.
That's the light that is supposed to be there, I think.
Okay. You sure?
Yeah, pretty sure. That's good. Because this is the area right?
Yeah it should be this one.
I'm in for respawn
Just going to jump shut the fucking door. Just go upstairs, just go...
AGH! Just watch the pit of 1v4 in the tunnels. Best clip on DayZ ever hands down. Was insane. Thanks brother man, I appreciate it. It's unfortunate that it didn't end up incredible, or you know, end up us winning
but it was a cool thing right?
That opportunity doesn't arise all
the time in DayZ so I'm glad that
when it did I didn't completely botch
it. It's pretty cool. Sorry?
I don't have any more AUG, Emma.
No way you're out?
Yeah...I used
3 mags
and fight a bro we fought five people down there.
That's why I wanted to use my sniper in that last fight, because I needed a blast right there.
I don't got shit bro fuck.
I'm gonna blow up the mag.
What do we have to do until we find some more
and all i need is a better backpack and a shirt that's not ruined then i'm good Oof.
Scam! Lazy all day, that's what i do he took my name
repair headlamp check us out why i stole his head lamp when you weren't
looking like I think I...
villain.
I was sleeping, and I caught sleeping.
Sometimes I do stuff
before you guys do or think of it.
Sometimes, very rare.
Very rare.
Ready when you are brother?
I should fix my blaze bucket
Might as well if i have this
Camera's on Camera look better before? Too washed out now? I can figure it out. We could fiddle with it, I haven't messed with the settings.
I really don't give a shit which camera I use, as long as it works.
Come on, bruh.
You know.
Gotta play smart.
Thanks, brother. Appreciate you.
Oh... Thanks, brother. Appreciate you.
Okay so let's kinda get our bearings a little bit.
I think what we wanna do is water on our left though, when we come out?
Make it to the next
bridge. What? Someone's outside?
I said, do you think anyone's gonna be outside?
How many people have come down? i think anyone's gonna be outside
how many people have come down you wouldn't be surprised something up What are you doing, Barley?
Why're ya bullyin' me? Hey, now pause or I got caught sleeping!
Hahaha I got caught sleeping. Thank you, D-Pad.
Thank you, R1 for the donuts guys.
Thank you, GinguFPSPitcherBrotherman
I'm glad that you liked the fucking one before and thank you guys as well. Say again?
Is it passage time?
I don't think so, I think its incubation time first to kinda maybe try to kill someone else and get some...
Can we get a backpack, can we get a shirt?
I mean we go over there you have no ammo for your AUG then left.
Through that on top- I mean I have bro, I have 100 bills for my SKS
but yeah
I need an automatic
weapon.
Oh okay
that's fine man
as long as you
SKS can be replaced
for an automatic
I just don't
want to get over
to the other side
and I'm fucking
freezing because
my shirt is ruined.
So that's literally all I need.
Oh, you're fine bro.
It's not possible.
Wanna just fuckin' speed around passage then?
Let's try to get our shit over there.
Get our extra loot over there. Just PvP, not doing any
PvE. I'm down.
I'm down.
I'm not opposed to that.
You can continue the loot. Like I said,
I got a lot of S-Gas ammo so
I can just use that shit off Like I said, I got a lot of SKS ammo so...
...I can just use that shit all through passage.
We don't have to kill people but yeah.
Well, we either go to incubation To clean up our loot or you romp down for passage right now
Okay what is your mind leaning to right now?
I don't even fuck it let's mind leaning to i know
honey let's go passage bro we're for pvp out there
all you have to do is kill somebody for a loadout anyways so
you want a better gun well that's cool it takes is one blaze bullet.
What the fuck is this? This is a little military spent, we'll hit this real fast. Damn, five people in the dam other than us.
Seven total people just in there. That's insane
That's the most that's more fights I've ever gotten in there we went with a fucking flashlight
Chill okay that's so perfect Okay, we should be clear. Alright.
We'll move fast.
You back on deadfall? Okay, we should be clear. We'll be fast.
You back on deadfall? Yeah... I think...
I feel like me and Noddy both got a little annoyed at New York.
Yeah? What'd you say there was what? I'm sorry? little annoyed at New York? Yeah.
What'd you say there was what, I'm sorry?
AK on the ground.
What kind?
Uh... Oh fuck.
I don't have a knife or a grable, so I'm gonna skip it. Yeah, we're on a deadfall because...
I feel like we got...
We got killed in an annoying way on the
New York area.
Yeah, I got off of it too after I got like somebody camping a random building that shouldn't be camped type deal.
Yeah, its very funneled at the moment with the current way it is, as today heading southwest.
Which is this way.
We're already speedrunning past you can see how it goes. I won't pick up the maker ever again.
It's too heavy, bro.
Can't fucking sprint.
I literally died at the end of my run because I couldn't sprint, but also because I suck.
You died today or yesterday?
I died today.
Oh shit, there was shirts in there. Was it? I think so.
I don't see any. It doesn't matter we'll find one on the other side let's try something else.
Let's go. You got like five kills with it before I said worth.
Yeah, I mean dude I killed like twelve people without this.
You guys are on very night time right now so since its going dark
I'm gonna help you out a little bit.
Give you guys a little bit of extra...
You guys are on the server in Discord right now?
Yeah.
Last one attempts. Yeah, that's what I text.
That's when I logged out of the military base so I got some stuff.
You got some stuff?
Yeah remember how I looted the military base and then you went and looted the military base after me with a Tusco one.
Oh, the Tusco one. You're aco on your ear. It's in your ways.
Are you guys ready to get on the other side?
Yeah we're away on this. We just fought four people and passives.
Five people.
Not passes
Sorry
Other side
Other side
No no
In bunkers
Or
Damn bunker
Damn tunnels
Whatever
Damn tunnels We found five Motherfuckers Jam tunnels, whatever.
Jam tunnels we found five motherfuckers down there. We won two 2v2s and then Nautica the third random solo.
Damn that's a lot of people in the fucking...
Yeah we do with our no-fucking flashlight as well.
Bro, the first fight we did, none of us had a headlight but just had my flashlight.
It was crazy bro. At some point in time we were at a stalemate
because they weren't turning on their light. We couldn't do
shit with our fucking lights.
You're just waiting for them to turn yours on
because you can't shoot otherwise, right?
I turned the corner in a hallway and this dude's prone on
The ground. I'm holding a flashlight Kevin
He's on the ground!
Yeah I'm looking at Naughty like he's on the ground!
Naughty can't see cause I can't show my flashlight on him but not he
should start shooting at the ground
it was pretty funny
now because i managed to turn the corner
and flash light up a little bit and i
think that's when you got them yeah the first guy we killed i know i had because i had my gun out
knocked them then i tried uh there was all the bullets i had in my gun it was like 13
shots i pulled up my pistol and I tried to blind fire him on
the ground. Realized I was not succeeding
so I got the flashlight and was like,
Nani, shoot this motherfucker!
He's rolling up too? He's getting up?
Yeah, he started getting up. Yeah, the dude started getting up.
He ruined his headlamp too.
We both got headlamps out of that bitch.
Those two guys, the first two guys we fought also didn't have headlamps.
They were flashlighted up as well.
It was insane.
Nah, we can go what the we all do now
that's four people four people going to get filters before they got a headline oh should i say yellow hopefully we could fish when we get on the other side Oh, should I just hit yellow on food?
We can fish when we get to the other side.
I'll just eat this real quick.
I have two uncooked.
Actually no it's about to get fucking ruined going through right?
Probably.
Never mind they're already ruined forget it
okay are you what's your watch your food i'm white okay we'll be fine
we'll get over there with fish uh i am going to speaking of which um do you have any bones i have one hook
i'm gonna get like i'm gonna get three or four uh worms let's just sit here real fast and get
where i'm supposed okay all right so at least when we get over there
we can uh we can fish right away
you have a you have a rope too oh yeah I killed him. to the right, to the guy right there! Basically.
I killed him.
Yeah you killed him. I had a little sight on him too there
Uh...I saw him at the van
That should scare
Cuz he saw us
Yeah, I just saw him creeping in there. If you're like a second later we would have known he was there
Yeah, I got worms I'm sure there. Then we ran into them randomly, yeah? Yeah.
Alright I got worms, I'm chillin'.
Camping down there...
Seems like you'd have people come by all
the time.
Oh for sure, bro.
Alright I got four worms let's go.
It seems like you find people in that bitch all the time dude.
Like go down there time dude.
Like go down there with nothing but like a shit pistol or something like that
sit down there no light
you still might need
like two people if somebody runs with three or four
Sure, sure, sure
I'm gonna do that
Or if you're hiding well enough bro
you can just sit there
If there's like 4 people
you're just like okay
I'm not shooting these guys
Yeah true Or we can infiltrate their fucking ranks
Bro you probably could
two people check one side, one person checks the other
And then you run with that too when your like
who's this guy yeah absolutely good but I'd be fucking hilarious
you see my clothes where I do that right?
You just ran up and then Oh, okay.
Well no, a few of them saw me
And was running by me and stuff
And I was in the mix of all five of them right?
Yeah. So they did... There's one guy gone right?
There's one guy away. There was one guy that was at the beginning of the entrance
And I was like I going to wait with this guy
and see if I can follow him
to a hill.
And that's what happened.
I followed him.
Got shot right through our left inside.
So I infiltrated for a little bit, yeah?
I mean,
I don't think I'm going to infiltrate long enough.
Eventually, right when I shot somebody...
There's a clip of the guy noticing me
right as I shoot him.
He's like,
I fucking saw it!
He's like,
I saw it!
That was that you shot shot up top right?
Yeah he was a second kill.
You can definitely see him look over at you and take a devil taste.
Yeah kinda looking at me like what's going on?
That's crazy. Well that shit was wild though.
Five people over here. That shit was wild bro.
Wild shit bro, wild shit. Five fucking people over there next pair we saw were like, holy shit that's crazy
We saw two teams down here and we didn't even take any damage
And won both fights
Then fucking Nottie had a panic attack
We saw the fifth guy
I'm not gonna lie We took notes. Then fucking Nottie had a panic attack when he saw the fifth guy.
I just didn't know where the fucking comm was, and I couldn't find door in my football cavalier.
Over there by the hole in the wall.
Our first fight was crazy, bro.
Our second fight was almost too smooth.
They turned like we noticed their light as they turned a corner before
they turn to Kevin right right glaring on the corner um and then while we
were on a straightaway and already out and about so we turned our lights off
before they saw ours and you just walked into a fucking massacre.
First guy ate a fucking sniper bullet to the chest,
And then naughty fucking og downed alive at the second guy.
I ain't gonna lie,
I have not aimed once with this og,
I've just been hip firing.
Really?
Yeah and I've been hitting shots with it like...
Yeah, I've just been hip firing bro.
The left thing that fires heavily is where I was.
Nah, haven't had to lean left, just right.
I don't see anybody in the ATC tower.
I'm surprised that not a lot of people play ATC towers.
Actually, I have seen it but only happened once
Build this area first
Oh there's a spell This area first Oh I don't know.. See if I can get a little bit.
If they're in here, they don't know we are here so...
There you go! in here they're getting over here so yeah
we're just hoping oh shoot i'm gonna be camping hard okay just close let's get in let's see okay I'll get him.
You okay? No, I'm dead. There's no way. Are you okay?
Where did the grenade even come from?
You son of a
grenade launcher bro you went to the mines
see inside so so so Damn it. No way, bro.
Why? I don't understand.
Why?
That's so cringe, bro.
How many fucking grenade launcher rounds
does this fucking bastard have?
Well I just keep dumping them.
Yeah like into just the abyss. Like
what the fuck? I got hit right in
the fucking head.
Wait, you
were in the fucking toxic smoke.
I was in there and I was like...
He hit you in the head with it! No, he shot
five of them at me. Yeah,
I know, but that last one just fucking hit you
in the face. No, no. They were all
slowly killing me.
Oh really?
They all barely did damage to me and then killed me.
But why is he just dumping them into there?
Like why wouldn't he think I just left?
So he opened the...
Yeah, like, why didn't you run as much as you wanted to?
I'm pretty sure that dude's
either stream sniping or cheating, bro.
I mean, he did oh my man just sit behind us six grenade launchers
and then you just keep thumping them into the fucking hallway? That's hella fuckin' sus.
That is sus as fuck.
Doesn't it take a while to reload that bitch?
No,
it doesn't matter bro. Why would he just shoot? He doesn't know I'm there!
Yeah, I don't know how you'd have six in the first place honestly. I went to the mine and found one, and we've never seen one anywhere else but the other side. Really? He can see you from there?
No, he can't.
There's no way. If he could,
he would've just hit him in the fucking head with that shit.
He was sitting still, bro.
He was shooting around him for the longest time
it's not even sus it's a hundred percent a duper slash hacker
that means it is sus.
Yeah, exactly.
Well...
Were you hot, Mike?
If yes, not if he was okay.
It doesn't matter.
No, I wasn't.
No, I wasn't.
He repeated what you said to Nadi?
He was stream sniping.
Wait, what did he say?
You said are you good in Discord and apparently he asked the same thing
in game to you.
He repeated it back
to you
in game.
The moment he miced you after the lawn sure that was kind of a tell-of-obvious sniper
Your stream is gonna show. You're still waiting in the tunnel
Anybody have a clip of that shit?
There's no
reason for him to dump five shots
into the hallway.
Oh, there's zero reason. You could've just left and held the fucking
angle deep in there waiting for him to fucking come in, right?
Yeah, and just watch him waste all his ammo on a corner.
Exactly, exactly. you yeah grenade launcher that normally will one-tap.
This guy may have shot five at me just to be 100% sure.
Man... He was behind us, right? Like...
Yeah he rolled a minus.
That fucking sucks.
This motherfucker had-
I mean, I'm not gonna play here.
Yeah, that's me for the night, but
it's fine, it's fine.
I've been on for the night.
That was unfortunate. That dude's either cheating or shooting something thousand percent
i would even lean towards you i wouldn't lean toward cheating because i don't know how you're
gonna get that many explosives yeah yeah do them both.
I just wanna see this clip where he repeated what you said.
I went in the hall fucking experience, bro.
Like we just killed fucking five people about to get in there and we get fucked up.
I know.
We were in good shape too.
We were in good shape.
Yeah.
Yeah like we was...
Fuckin' hell. Yeah bro you'd have to be on that map for like
8 hours To find 6 fucking explosive rounds.
And just keep looting mine, and then dam,
and then mine, and then dam or something.
Actually you can find them at... dam? No, he can't
find him anywhere online.
Yeah. When I went through there
I found one. Yeah, I gotcha, badass.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure that guy's
bullshit and sick at one time
i want the clip from from his bro from thomas pov chat oh my god i gotta thank you so oh he's stream snapping What do you mean?
He literally repeated what you said to me in Discord,
to you in-game. Word for word or was it just a similar thing similar thing you said are you okay he kills me and then
says are you okay to you after you tell me that yeah i got you
i mean so what he's just gonna random right after someone says are you okay? He's gonna say are you okay in game randomly
That's a coincidence. Come on guys, don't be fucking dumb
Uhhh You okay? No. There's no way you got that.
Where did the grenade even come from?
You son of a so I'm going to the other one, by the way. so and that right there chat
was a little bit nice to play on the other
side of passage for a couple days because i didn't have to deal with stream snappers so so so so so.. so so so so what.. so Dude, you're not finding seven grenade launcher shots on that fucking server unless
you're alive for a long time.
We're just recycling loot I guess at mine?
I don't know.
Point is though like why is he shooting them all down that hallway?
That doesn't make any sense. The guy was 100% cheating.
I promise you, he was a 100%
cheat day.
What am I looking at here?
So how far did you guys get in New York? Did you guys get to do a bunch or not really?
What am I looking at here?
Sorry? What am I looking at here?
Sorry?
How far did you guys get in New York?
You're pretty far.
Not really.
Nah, we were just getting into the gas zone and got mopped by some fucking guy
proning at a uh...
A fuckin' log.
Report that fool!
Yeah, I think people camp all around there cause that's where he wants to go.
I don't know how to.
I was with a guy who said you could see him ago
i was with the guy said you could swim together on an island so we're going to
try to do that
light from entrance dark where you were
most likely a cheater
but you can see way far down from there when it's full
dark slash smoke.
Yeah, I getcha.
But they're all on the...
He was 100% cheating, bro.
You'll never convince me he wasn't.
That guy's duping that guy's esp
that guy's probably strange if you ever got the other two spawns in the south but just f11 most spongeb honestly, they're so bad.
I ran around the entire thing of both of them there's not like one little military-
Send me a ticket in greenout discord!
... across the bridge just to get another spawn point.
Bro why is he yapping away? Green out Discord. across the bridge just to get to another spawn point.
Bro, why is he yapping away?
You know this curve...
Let me see...
But I have-
You know those
They're like the military buildings
that are two floors with a shitload of doors
that usually don't have that much
on Deadfall
that are in some military bases
I had...
I went through there one time,
and it got 10 boxes of 545
and no gun.
And then the next time
I went there,
I found
three Kaz's
and no
boxes of ammo.
Shit.
What did I report to chat?
I said I know like 14
areas now I said, I know like reporting bugs areas.
Now on that side of the map
tech support general chat spoilers find a group
questions off topic console non-english you haven't gotten in yet so so I'm gonna fuck the airport.
Open a ticket on the bottom.
Oh, show all? You got me, brothers? I don't see shit.
Nothing says open a ticket for me.
Oh! um support open ticket. You guys got me all fucked up right now. I'll show you guys what i'm looking at.
What the fuck?
I don't know, what the guys are looking at support where's that
leaks oh
this is daisy fair It says DayZ, eh.
There's a Deadfall-specific discord. so so
and joined it the port open ticket enter your character name is this What the f***?
Is this an in-game issue? Yes.
Alright, what happened? That's all I do? That's it?
Ticket created.
Failed to find a category.
Okay well that's because it went away so fast.
I'm confused now.
Rate limit, you're doing that too quickly try again in six seconds okay so so You already have one ticket open. I mean, fuck it.
If I have a goddamn ticket open... whatever.
It doesn't explain anything
let's maybe they'll figure it out still
all right i'm in what's. What's your Q number? If it's too bad we can just go somewhere else.
I don't need to play Just Deadfell today.
You asked what
queue I'm in?
I'm at 19.
Okay, you want to go
play Nemo or something like that and get into easier?
Yeah, yeah, if you're if you want to do like I said fine watching you until I get in or whatever but I'm not really dedicated to
one map at the moment. It's late, so okay. Yeah, we play whatever you want
um Um... I mean, you can see if he can get on the New York
server real quick. Is that a huge queue?
Let me check real quick.
I should see the ticket in their Discord as a text channel.
Hasn't been a huge queue any time I've tried to get into it, so... So right now, that's 49 out of 50.
Support will be with you shortly.
Got an update.
OK. gotta update
okay keeping on
Livonia we can try get into a Livonia server. I guess. Let me look around.
That motherfucker... Ruined the rest- ruined our night, man!
Ruined our night. But you're having fun.
You didn't ever play with Livonias night. We were having fun. I've never played Livonia before.
I've only played those two maps and then New York for the last 2 days.
If you want to play in New York, I should be able to get it right away
we'll try yeah
sound we wanted you to hear I'm going to the game and be able to sleep. What did you say? I had to...
There was a new mod so of course bzsa and steam are playing but
bro is there a way to stop... whatchacallit? Stop.
Steaming from opening in big picture mode?
I have no idea.
Did you ever open a big picture of time when they exited through?
No, no.
I never opened a big picture of it.
Well then that update happened mine just automatically doesn't
thank you king says don't sit i remember how can we forget Damn.
Oh, man! Q position 7...
Yeah, should've discorded me that shit.
Or just texted me.
Because it was 49 out of 50 on the server list
Sorry out of 50 on the server list.
Alright, you can go with this one.
Yep I'm good with whatever brother.
... so so so so I feel for this thing. so so so I like some soundboard. me so so so so Thank you. Hmm. look in discord real quick jared that um um in the city I think Need to lock your white balance on the new camera. so Oh, my God. Oi.
I'm gonna have to stand up for two seconds so so so so so so so so so so so uh now we can do it all night so so This is a ghost energy drink. Sweetest fish.
They sent me a bunch of stuff i like their drinks so far i like their logo pretty cool Yeah, Caroline liked their pre-workout.
They sent us a pre-workout she works out all the time so we like that. attention you like it There's a Warheads on this pretty good.
Yeah, yeah I have it in there. They sent me a bunch of flavors.
Trying their stuff out, basically.
Oh yeah so? It's good! Better than I thought it was gonna be.
You haven't updated me me what's going on just disconnected from
hostler you're disconnected there yeah it says
you hear a kick from the queue.
Is it because of the...
Like the mod thing? The air?
No I was like number 4 in queue or something we got kicked me from it so I
didn't get to where and that when I first got it it was position q7 now
it's position q 22. So, we need to do that from day one.
Yeah no doubt i didn't put in a ticket or anything ever Okay.
I can try real quick and see if they just did it, but I highly doubt it. Let's move on slow let's move on
crazy it was 49 out of 50 before you said anything actually insane
if you have access to that,
you can get into the queues.
Man I can't believe that guy fucked us up on that last server
like that man. That sucks.
That fucking sucks.
...
... Hey Ellie. Where'd you go girl?
She's here. oh girl It's 12 now.
It was 22 before or some shit like that. so
if you want to try to get a start on there
just give me updates see if it goes down at a decent pace or if its going fast. If its not then I'll look up some backups
Yeah 12 will usually take about 20- 30 minutes so um Let's look on your call again, Enoch. Sorry Sorry you gotta deal with the dipshit's sump sum. It's easy to focus on the bad, just know you have a ton of people enjoying what you do yeah I get it again unless
Melissa hey I'll be angry in the moment
and yeah maybe little room maybe I've
had a lot of time taken from me and things ruined.
But uh...
I mean dude, at the end of the day
It comes with the territory of streaming
And I would make that trade any day of the fucking week to be a full-time streamer.
So, it's all good.
Sometimes...
It sucks.
Did it not let you into the day one by the way.
I didn't try the day one, I don't know if you want me to try that.
Just try it and see if they randomly unbanned you.
Cause then we can add a couple more servers to the mix that are
different maps or yeah what else i go through chat
yeah mine had only gone down to 11 there And I can always go on their Discord and try to get them banned also. And Karma Cruz without
his base building.
If you want to play on those.
What'd you say? I'm sorry? I said I could always open a ticket. Yeah, and get in their Discord
and open the ticket to get unbanned.
Most of us watch you because
you don't try and fake things or do something wrong Yeah, for sure. Most of us watch you because
you don't try and fake those emotions
You're a real one so
of course you're gonna feel what you feel
Nothing wrong with that
Cheers I do appreciate you understanding like that.
Appreciate the respect my man. Much love dude.
Thank you Cosmic.
Yeah what can I say?
I'm a little bit more passionate than you should be about video games
and competitiveness at my age.
But when you do something for so long
on a day-to-day basis.
I hate having my time taken like that.
But
other people's time is more important than yours it's just how
it goes in life you know what i'm saying everybody's the main character of their own story
that's how cheaters must feel. Hey, Dominaze.
Thanks brother man.
Anyways... Anyways, uh...
I'm trying to find some other servers maybe we can get into the mix.
Okay.
So you can get on the one server again, but I'm still fully kidded.
Really, the only popular maps are Chernarus, Livonia...
Namals, obviously.
Day one.
I'll just say I'm banned if I get to...
Would it let me queue up if i was banned
you can look up to your eye
well they queue up would have let me get in queue if I was banned from a server?
Maybe your house got some service.
I have no idea. Which one are you trying to join?
Are you trying to join a Moss one?
Just any of the DayZ ones, or Day 1 ones.
Did you join when there was a fake Day 11?
No, going'm going...
Oh all favorites.
What's your Q number?
I was 12 there so I'm just trying
another one to see if it's lower
They should be chilling this time of night, shouldn't be that crazy.
Worst case, I want you to try connecting to their DayZ Livonia server which is the map is called Enoch.
The day one on them sorry
that one we won't play but we can you
can still use this test
because there's no yeah it's called enoch
on the map list
e-n-o-C-H And then Day1
has one server
and if it lets you connect to that
I imagine it's your universal band
Yeah, yeah Yeah, I gotcha.
Got you, got ya.
Chances are low apparently someone asked about it and said that gets a good ticket.
... I haven't said that yet, so I guess we're gonna take it.
Yeah, cause I don't wanna sit in queue for
10-15 minutes just to be like
You're banned!
... What's up with these fucking Livonia servers that have 130 people chat? How big is the Livonia map compared to like Chernarus?
Isn't it, like smaller? I'm gonna get all the mods first.
Smaller, a lot smaller There's lots of POIs, a lot of Hella Forests.
20% smaller or so? That's not bad.
Enoch huh? That's not bad.
E-knock, huh?
So I see that Karma Crew has one, Day One has one.
Nah still banned? Yeah you should have one in a second. Let me think here... I'm going to go back.
You don't have to do it right now. Just set it up for another time or whatever.
Well, while you're looking at that...
It's not much
for us to get on
anna stare at listen that it's like some of these maps may be cool but some of these
maps are actually dead especially this time
it's like an eu server that's called Zero Anistera.
Is that a popular one or is that just random right now?
There's nothing else for this population besides outlaws.
Zero is good? Okay, that's a good server. Cool cool cool.
Based off of the description I liked it.
It says no bases more adventure.
Oh, there we go. It says no bases, more adventure. Eh, okay. Well uh...
I'll add that to the favorites
I'm trying to just find servers that have the favorites
That will probably be a map I try.
I'll try it on that server,
probably. Actually...
Does the Karma crew have one?
... Not sure, I don't know. No, it's called Alteria
Not Anistera, Alteria.
It's the one that was recommended to me by Minder
I'll favorite that as well.
Nice! Yeah, that's the Karma Crew one that I was looking for.
Alteria.
Whoa... oh Can you check us out on Discord? All right. heading back to the mosque then dude
that's another one.
I mean, shit, if we just wanted to get fat combat right off the bat... We could just do...
Fucking re-armed Trenaris.
You know? Like, just get some fucking combat.
What's escape from Chernarus?
Tarkov mods, extractions, secure containers, trader stash...
Extractions?
Positioning cube 1. Isn't that fucking hilarious dude?
No you're not... I am. I hate it Oh yeah.
I hate when someone... Isn't that crazy? Isn't that crazy?
Yeah, I'll be quiet about it next time.
What's wrong with Rearm Chat?
I know you guys don't necessarily like it but
i think rearmed would be could be a fun like just stupid thing to do
not stupid maybe just like go get with you know go do some stupid fighting yeah
back on the coast
okay next let me see
they have an australian server dude imagine running around that everybody has an australian accent everybody's calling each other a cunt.
It'd be wild.
Be a different fuck.
It'd be like an alien planet.
KZ, yeah?
That's its own mod.
Having an Australian server. Ha ha ha ha! you know having an australian server
that's monitors right there. Loading in. That's fucking dumb, dude.
That might be fun!
The Lab! They have another server here inralia you guys got some cool ass servers
though the lab okay like i said i know that sounds cool over here bro that aren't looked at.
I didn't hear a word you said, are you in? I'm in.
Basically
Vanilla is like... I remember them.
I actually like them.
It's base building though.
And you get a map!
I remember liking that i'm gonna tell um
armor crew's got to turn rarus one that goes pretty deep,
goes pretty hard too.
I don't mind Chernarus,
I guess.
Karma,
if I know Karma Crew,
they might have some,
they might have some extra things in certain areas on chanaras because that map sucks
so maybe that one would be cool.
Basically Vanilla might be one of those ones to run around on.
You know what you might like, Kev? Eventually.
If you find yourself bored playing Chernarus
You've never done Chernarus but it's the OG map
There's a server called Basically
Vanilla and it's like
the in-between of
hardcore and heavily
modded. It's like
you have a map that you can look at to find your way around and has base building
you know what i mean yeah i was thinking about that i was thinking about doing like
a base building thing because that's why i liked it yeah i recommend that if you do a base building thing, because that's what I like.
Yeah, I recommend that if you do a base building one,
basically Vanilla is a good
one to do, I think, because
it's, like I said,
going to put you on a very large map that you don't know
but well on that server you'll have a map
so you'll-you'll have an idea
You know? Like-like-like on the New York Server
I'd be down for that.
That's not a bad idea,
I'm having a lot of fun on that server.
I like to pull people in
on a server like that
I like getting 5 or, five or six people
and we all build
some bases
and shit
and then can do
stuff together.
Yeah,
the base thing
is interesting
and it's definitely fun.
It's really fucking hard
in this game.
The thing is,
it's not like Rush.
You know on Rush you build it from nothing?
From flat ground to something?
On DayZ you take over a building.
Like my base was the church.
I just boarded up the doors
put a couple fucking walls in between with some more doors and I took over the church.
Yeah, you should put a bunch of fucking tents in there and boxes down on the server.
I'm assuming you can build from ground-up It's just not the smart way to do it, right?
Yeah, wait what'd you say?
You CAN build from ground up, it's just not the best way to do it?
I don't know! i have no idea you can
i think ideally you're saying it was hard like you have to cut down so many trees just
to build like one little thing or some yeah there's a bunch of logs yeah chat says you can
chat says you can build from the ground up okay cool cool cool
okay
have you ever had a bunch of servers official i got a bunch of servers
I got a bunch of servers favorited now that we can try
Okay
You got into the server you were looking to get in, correct?
Yeah yeah i'm on here i'll make another right
now and we'll uh i'll tell you these servers later what we're gonna add it's like three general maps
i think there's charnarus which is the og map right
there's more than three there's then we got that fall whenever
we want yeah we got new york and labonia is like
mosque in livonia yeah Those would be kind of like
the maps.
I think Karmakru's Trenara
server is going to be really good.
I feel that'd be a good one
i mean i like the karma crew in the mosque honestly it's probably my
favorite one just because it has a little bit of extra
pois and yeah it does have a little bit of extra stuff on there
and the thing about Karma Crew servers is
they have their shock damage lowered
which means you take more hits
before your guy gets knocked out.
Some people have their opinions on that shit,
it's definitely interesting. But yeah, have you ran into the hobo zombie on this yet?
He's funny He's pretty funny
Yeah Alright, so we're gonna do New York He's pretty funny.
Alright, Tavern gonna do New York. I think we got a female one too
both at the same time once
they're both fucking screaming every time you hit them
Oh is there a female one? I't seen her i think i think it was
it was hard to tell because there was we had the regular one on us already
he's seeing the dude that looks like he's from captain america the first
one what's that dude's name the The Red Mask or some shit, bro.
Red Skull, yeah.
Yeah, that's what I kept saying. Red Skull zombie, dude.
You're looking just like him.
Yep.
Yeah, there's a couple of the militaries that it's like all they spawn. So there's like fucking ten of them
That shit's frustrating
Bro I let some guy kill me on this fucking map and I was like fuck this.
I'm lowering my FOV and I put up my FOV to default.
My shit's all zoomed in now.
I'm not dying to shit like that again bro.
That is Noddy's fault bro.
Yeah, that was his stream sniper or something for us where he was trying to kill his ass and you just caught in the back now you know how
it feels you're get your stream snipers on lock, bro!
Put your fucking overlay up or something man
There's only one New York server
Well now the chat knows that bro if they didn't before. Oh yeah, you just look at fucking New York and it's the only one that shows up.
It's a good thing to serve what we play on under under wraps low key off the grid exactly
it's off the launcher we have a specific link to click and get in there correct if you guys
need access to that make sure you hit us up in our sub only uh discord slash personal message exactly
if you want to get in the server sub up or shut up sub up or shut up
that's how he got all his subs exactly
that's what I'm gonna say to anybody
that's talking the shit in the chat
that doesn't have a sub
that's like Sub in the fucking name. Sub over here! Shut up! Shut the fuck up, man.
Sub over there.
That's a good one.
I don't take people seriously
that don't have a sub icon, bro.
Yeah, yeah.
You know,
I did that as a joke
a long time ago.
I like... You know, like,
it was like a clip
of that girl that was saying like,
oh, you guys are watching my stream,
you can't even afford the sub or whatever?
That's back in the day, right?
Yeah, yeah.
Five dollars! Yeah, exactly. Five dollars. That was back in the day, right? Yeah.
Five dollars!
I did this same thing
maybe a year ago
and it instantly went to LSF bro
Instantly. Yeah.
I was like, wait, wait! And I told the guy in my chat,
I was like, yo, delete that shit! Delete it!
Delete it! I'm joking!
It wasn't being serious.
Yo, uh... Shinpade hold man, you're
Shinpade
something
hustle. Hold on dude. What's your name?
Sinpadesu Hustle!
I don't know how to say your name. Thank you
for the gifted subs.
Welcome guys to the squad. Hope you enjoy yourselves.
Sorry, did I hear what she said?
That's it we're gonna spawn. I spawned Brooklyn North.
Nadi you jumping back in bro?
F11
Offline chump offline gaming
I'm not live but i'm coming
Oh he did!
There ya go brother
I'm not f11, you're S11 motherfucker.
I already did because I spawned there and it's trash!
No no no, I found an egg-header.
You should have known where to loot bro.
There's my stick! and take off all my clothes put on my diaper and age regress into a toddler
and let daddy take care of me
sometimes I make him messy
and my dad has to get me nice
and clean it's so wholesome clean minute run across the so what the are you okay man what's up dude you're not supposed to What the fuck, dude?
You're not supposed to sound...
Huh?
Oh shit.
What did I just lose?
Aw.
What did I just lose? Somebody told me you could see the uh... Ahhhh. Why is it loose?
Somebody told me you could see the uh...
The water fountain shit on the map too.
Yeah, you can zoom in
and see specific things
So little mini points
of interest or some shit.
I do like that.
You're really gonna like
basically vanilla, I think.
That and like...
Because you can take your time
go out into the forest
build some shit.
See if I could drop back that much
you tossed me right in the deep end to start
and I got used to that. Oh, be honest man it's...
Yeah, I mean, turnarounds should
be chill for you.
Nah. Be honest?
You've dealt with more bullshit
than all this other stuff on these
other servers like you've you went to the mosque we hated
it and then we did deadfall but eventually you had to go get used
in them all style play anyways i'm pet fall so you're kind of already used
yeah exactly well the's just got a couple
more intricate things like, you know, a couple
storm styles and shit like that.
Yeah, I like the malls fine. Stopping
a set of fire all the time sucks
a little bit but that's the other side of Deadpool.
My last dono on a late night stream
didn't go through haunters,
but I donate again love you some.
Frozen food sucks a little bit,
but oh man, on the mosque
I feel like the food lasts longer.
You catch a few fish and you can go for a couple hours.
Yeah man, I appreciate you Jacob, I appreciate you very much my friend.
Hold on someone's gonna be down.
You're going to loot over there for fucking 15 minutes bro! Not shit yeah this is a don't run what
let me hit the deck, started rolling. Oh shit!
Oh my god, he just spinning back kicked you in the fucking hand.
What the fuck?
Holy fuck, he just
spinning back kicked you in the fucking face.
I thought my dude was losing control of his character he turned out he knew
exactly what he was doing he hit the prone rolled and shot jumping
that was actually crazy you know that That was. That was fucking wild.
Did you see me sneak up on him though in the grass like a fucking hacker?
I did!
I was like, ah, he's going to get him.
Holy shit, bro.
I hit the deck and spun on you, bro.
Homie couldn't see me five feet away from him
in the fucking grass of Sokol, dude.
Yo, F11, I'm at ground zero.
You know what? I just saw that shit and it hurt. Nice jacket, bitch!
Give me your fucking jacket.
Alright, I'm actually...
I ran from the east side of my house around 0.
You think you're so fucking smart, huh?
I'm a professional boxer.
You wanna just get on that main road?
I'm a professional boxer.
Far south side road?
There's no chance.
Yeah... If you bleedin' man. You gotta patch it up. Alright go ahead and patch it up. You can patch it up. You're cool.
Jared's one of those guys everybody he sees. You want a fucking box? Put up your dick beaters bro!
I'm fuckin' destroying everybody.
Ugh!
Get back.
Must be going black and white.
Ah! Oh, fuck the fuckin'
Shit!
Little jab out there. Watch the jab, I'm working the jab now.
You don't got an answer for that.
Yeah, don't got an answer for the overhand either!
Here comes a jab, just working the jab.
Maintaining distance.
Don't do that to me man!
Time for you to go! The one-two is coming out of her tank!
I'm the old man fucking him up. Nice for the fucking apple.
Thanks for the candy!
Hands on that one?
Oh yeah you start with the knife Jared.
Yeah but...
It has less shock damage.
He went for- he went for bleed damage I was going for shock damage just happened to get a bleed.
Sure. Listen Kevin! just happened to get a bleed sure listen kevin okay you know what the
fuck i'm doing all right okay bro okay all right
all right Alright, alright, okay.
Right on right open.
For me and Andre3000 over here.
Yeah it's even better when you got brass knucks and they don't know it bro. You're just fucking shi-
Oh I just killed a dude crouching over here okay? What are YOU doing?
Oh fuck he's not dead. How many bullets left?
If I find a Mark 22 I'll be in business!
This is probably cool around to be honest
Pristine He had a friend dude This is probably a cool around, to be honest. Christine...
He had a friend dude.
Red Ski in his 50s-60s.
He's probably already there actually.
70s.
Alright careful bro! On that road there was...
There's a guy and then I killed him
and his teammate
stopped me from fully killing- actually I'm gonna
kill him like six times.
Oh he stopped you from ending his boy? Or tried to and killed you?
Yeah yeah
How'd that happen to you before?
He punched me once
And then I was like okay
He's just punching
I'm going to try to finish this dude off
And pull out a fucking AK.
You've done that four times?
That you're trying to fucking get?
Dude was just crouching!
Gonna finish that dude off?
He got next to the car!
Yeah, I was trying to finish him off dude.
I didn't realize there's a security fucking officer right here.
Alright, I'm really close to you actually.
The green one's...
Probably really close to where I died too.
I'll shoot you again!
Did you say I'll shit you? What'd you say? I said, a-shee you.
A-shit you!
I shoot you.
Well, I found a cast but it only had two rounds in it or else i would have looked for other people.
All we could do was punch at the end, bro.
Finally got rid of the jacket that everybody else has.
I don't like having that shit.
It's cool, don't get me wrong but...
Not bad. And it has a knife spot too.
Yeah, it's definitely nice, don't get me wrong but i don't want to look like
everyone else does bro there's fashion battles out here dude there's fashion battles out
here bro gotta be on point with that zombie I should be really close to you. Oh! Gas mask, not a bad find early.
Yeah!
Fucking yeah!
What's up?
I had combat mask on me when I died too.
Ah, that sucks.
Hey yo friendly-friendly just looking for the fucking guns to kill other people that are bad guys of course.
Hello? Hello?
You a bad guy or
good guy in here, motherfucker?
Hello?
I'm cool, I got no guns.
I'm in all the way, bottom left-hand corner
in RG58.
At the moment,
I'm going to be moving a little though.
I'm about to be in our g 58. you know when you look at what i take
don't say anything about, but look at it. Oh snap! Big news!
Yeah yeah yeah little boy's having a baby!
Okay.
God is it dead.
I'm getting married.
I'm getting married.
That's what I said.
He's having twins.
Okay, Tribble.
Don't say anything
then tell everybody anyway.
I want to give the news
It's triplets nah, he just didn't wanna give me you need one to get any wanted to give this hook in the gender
Exactly exactly. Yeah Gender party reveal party.
And they're gonna send
off a fucking bunch of pink or blue balloons
into the sky.
Yeah and then blow them up and all the smoke comes down.
Yeah some shit like that dude.
Yeah a plane flies by with the smoke.
Some fucking stupid shit right there.
Alright you're at the spot I was gonna take you to.
Well the first spot I was gonna take you to.
That's where I got all those boxes from like three A's and two B's.
Really?
I hope I can find a fucking AK that... Why did you say that, dude?
All of a sudden, I pick up a fucking AK!
You are goddamn...
Alright, what do you want me to make appear next bro?
Yeah dude holy shit bro can I get an armor please?
Can I get a fuckin' armor? Nah no plate carriers
That's crazy well fuck you man
That's actually crazy I'm not gonna lie that's actually crazy, I'm not gonna lie.
That's actually crazy.
AA-101 is 5.56 too.
You wanna know something about that?
I have a fucking box of ammo for that.
Shut your mouth boy
shatty here chatty i'll take you to another military spot
right after that let's get from the admins yeah low stream
for now anyway someone's reloading a gun here Who the fuck is in here? Yo, make yourself known brother!
I heard you reload your magazine. Magazine!
Is he in your building? Takes a nice below me.
He's gotten it out on the I'm going to the very last building, see if I can get something. Is he in here, chat?
That reloading?
Oh that's a fucking bad room.
Oh no, he is in the last building I just heard him walking around here.
I'm in-I'm walking around in here.
Oh you went to the very last building to start?
You saw him in the room. No, you didn't!
You didn't open the door on top.
You're a liar, Chad!
Did you kill a red skull zombie in the bottom of that building?
No.
Okay, well there's a dead one in the bottom of your building so...
I'm holding tight.
I'm top floor of the building next to you.
Right door, that one?
I was in that door. so oh I'm bottle floating next to you. He's, okay he's in- I think he's below me.
I'll go get him in that building right now.
I'll be on the in-between side of it.
I don't have a gun.
You're in different buildings here, eh? Yeah, i'm on the one that's
See I'm moving the third building over.
Put a gas zombie in there too. He might have kept moving.
Reloading near me?
That's your building, that's your building!
I just opened the door to you.
You hear the wolf? That's mine. He reloaded near me!
I think he's in this building in here, bro.
Yeah?
Okay, I'm bottom floor, third building over.
Killed him! I killed him!
Nice. This dude didn't think I could shoot him through the fucking window
I shot him through the fucking window bro
Holy fuck. That should be some gear for me man. Wait so you open a door?
You open a door? Yeah yeah yeah I just opened a door Um I'm in between buildings right now. M16 has a K101. Are you at the second building right now?
I'm in the second building, um...
Alright coming in.
...I'm at the end on the top floor.
Oh, okay.
Okay, so we're gonna go to the next one.
Okay.
So this is where we're going to be heading to.
We're going to head over here and then we'll just walk through the other side of the
building.
Okay.
And then we'll get back up there. Yeah. Okay. building right now I'm in the second building I'm at the end on the top floor
tons of another box a five-five six for
you yeah you're gonna take this five
five six to taking the 7-6 too I think.
In the last room you said?
Last room, top stairs.
We could be in different buildings.
Maybe. maybe
all right hold on i'll tell you where i'm in a sec here second from the end? What the fuck?
I'm in one of those white buildings. Do you hear the wolf going off, the one next to him?
The wolf's going fucking crazy...in the building? You don't hear that or do you?
I heard it before.
Hey, you gotta get to the building where you hear the wolf.
Get to the building where you hear the wolf for sure.
Okay, I hear the wolf and then one next to me.
One next to it yeah yeah yeah
Go upstairs I hear ya All the way at the end on the left
You're hearing me
This guy's got an
M16 that might be worth taking
It's bad to damage a weapon repair kit though.
Did you mean on the race?
No, my brother.
Is this you?
Yeah yeah it's me. Does that guy have loot?
He has a bag I want to take.
Do you want this M16 or AK?
I think the AK is better.
Depends on your ammo situation, yeah. That
M16's probably gonna be better for you
than the AK-101
because it's actually
got better parts to it. The other one's like got bad parts
it's badly damaged you can use this dropping it fix that m16 but
you have to get the bullets out of that AK-101.
That make sense?
Oh, that's stupid shit. This guy just wants some fucking canteens dude.
Damn I have way more 5-6 ammo.
Yeah you wanna take the one with more ammo?
Drop it what's called spray now, good.
Here's your shit I'll find one.
Just grab a Glock on him...
Somewhere
We'll take the MP5 mags just in case. Think I should use a cleaning kit on the mag too?
That's damaged.
Probably, we gotta get the fuck outta here.
We can kill but I can only kill probably once in a lot of ammo.
Here swap guns then until we find more ammo dude.
No no no, you're cool just keep ref 16 I got bullets for ya right here, uh dropping em
on the ground, right here
Dude that's full already
Ready to leave? you guys are sorry yeah You do? I'll do a U-turn, I'll do a U-turn.
Yeah, I'm right behind you.
Check this helmet? Yeah.
You take it, yeah.
Uh huh.
Guess we got pants, jacket...
I'll tee on this.
I'll keep my shit jacket for right now.
So we take this and get the fuck out of here maybe?
Or do we want to loot this building next, cause there's some nearby.
Nah, I think-I look most of those
I think that's where That guy looted beforehand to get this shit.
This guy at the gate there?
Yeah yeah.
There's one right side, come on!
Oh yeah, I found if you fucking get zombies on you
go up these stairs right here
they'll glitch into the mound.
Oh no shit.
Yeah yeah yeah.
That's honest.
You still with me?
We're behind ya.
Okay we're gonna have to take a left up here and start moving north a bit. They're behind you.
We have to take a left up here and start moving north a bit.
The other military base is far west, usually unlooted if you want check that first. Yeah, let's go. Bring her there.
You lead. I'm gonna
get on the other side so we're not
in danger as much.
That was a decent starfish right there.
Did you see it? He's staring at the door and That's a decent starfresh right there. Dude, you should have seen it!
He's staring at the door and I peek
out of the fucking window
and he's just looking the other way.
He's looking at the door?
Yeah, he's looking at the door and I peek him out of the window. And I'm like wait what?
There are windows in the game
I'm close by
We're heading under
We're heading west at ground zero
On the very bottom half You know what i'm talking about yeah
yeah i'm there we're gonna run to the far
west coast i'm like right behind you guys do you want us to wait? Yeah, yeah. I'll be there in a second.
So that far west coast Jared's got the good military.
I didn't get to go in it because we ran past it but there were zombies there we came back like 20 minutes later the zombies are still there all right i gotta gas mask there
i already got a gas mask i just need to get a filter yeah we got some food off that
so you see that long street on the map
where the g is for ground zero like right where the g is that long street on the map where the G is for ground zero?
Like right where the G is, that street that intersects it.
Goes like north-west to south-east.
That whole street has a bunch of medical tents and a bunch of military tents, but it's like that's the spot where everybody goes at this point
Everybody knows that that's what believe is but we'll find masks and filters there. You sure you know where I am by the way?
Yeah, yeah, I'm like...
Check this building out right here. See this building right here?
Two feet below us.
Come back in there real quick.
I'm gonna show you that I learned today.
Well, it makes sense because we have to go back from Audi anyways.
I see you, I see you.
Can I come back with you real fast? Check this out.
I'm on yellow, yellow food...
I'm gonna give you half of this peanut butter jelly we got our jelly right here dropping it should be some bacon
okay so you see this thin ass tower right here we're running up to yeah i'm dropping another.
One always check these police cars... right? Just in case. Yeah, got a bag on the...
It's got an M19, it's funny and beautiful.
There's too many fucking
sets of keys and stupid things like that
though. Yeah, handcuffs
keys... different fuckin'
police pants are crazy- okay look at this tower right here! See this?
So look, there are
doors in it that you can't see
You can kinda just mesh through the bottom
Check that, okay
They're kind of wild.
Let me see if we go through the door
and then something is the best.
Is there a door over here? You can just
go through all this Jared. Just go
through everything while you're in here. Okay, okay, yeah.
Go up these stairs,
just crouch and kind of go up it
and there's guns in these things
on the platforms.
I see a gun.
See this ammo right there?
Yeah, that's ammo I need.
7-6-2...
Actually, I think I had some...
Dropping outside of us right now.
Two shots that's it.
Yeah, I'm chillin' too too i don't really got much but oh you look like you geared man you got what two how many guns is that zero plus damn a sporter and what's the other gun where are you standing noddy uh
uh ahead of you guys uh i see honestly on my side okay, okay. Appreciate that bro. Thank you
He goes yo you want this mortar?
Yeah!
I'll take it!
Yeah!
A squirter?!
That's my favorite gun!
Bro he goes yeah you got it and then he goes no problem man get shot in the fucking face
He said sorry bro. We're good. You know what? Man don't stand next to towers
Or just don't stand next to me, man.
Instant death baby.
If I heard how he's voiced in game,
I'd run the opposite direction.
Yeah exactly that's a smart fucking play.
You got this great voice.
Buddha? I'm good now.
I just using ammo. Alright, alright. How do you hate that comparison? Ammo?
Ooh there's an IG right here!
Full 12 bullets in it.
Where ya at?
Where ya at?
Where ya at?
Right here.
Actually I wanna use this because I need a backup.
Go ahead, I'm chillin'.
I just need ammo for my shit.
I see some fucking racers. Go ahead. I'm chillin'. I just need ammo for my shit
What kind of ammo was that? Fuck you dude.
I need uh... 5-5 645
Here take some of mine cause I got
You guys are both on 5-5-6? Oh that's for your scout.
I've got a full mag of the thing and 20 extra here.
Wait you need 22s?
Yeah check this out.
Hey! Biddy! 22? Yeah. Check this out, $150.
Hey!
80!
How would you miss it?
Appreciate that man.
Oh found some chips, found some chips.
Somebody told me tops of school buses have food usually in this map too.
I don't know, just climb on top of them.
Alright you ready to go to the other military?
Should find some canned bacon on the military's...
Yeah yeah let's go
I have food too so
ummm
I'm using this shit now so i don't run to
red oh no the guy who you fucking smoked is in your trap.
Share that with um... No he's not.
Yeah just I knew that motherfucking nutty was scheming against me.
No way bro
you guys looking at us two guys looking
at us gilly where are you in the ghillie
no right out Under the bridge!
One's hurt under the bridge. Right where I'm looking.
I see. Think one might be down.
I'm pushing up.
Behind you, Noddy.
He zipped his pillow right in front of me.
Hit him again! The guy is on the ground dead.
Dead on the ground?
They're both dead!
He's at that fucking thing far! I'm behind you, sir. Oh! Somebody's out the shop!
He's at that fucking thing! Far!
What? How am I supposed to shoot him?
I can't shoot this guy! He's far as shit!
You just sniped me from there?!
Are you dead?
Yeah, I'm dead. That was full HP
how the hell did I just get fu- I'm close by.
I'm running back Do you have a left one?
I think so.
Why is it always that I get shot in the head and then they disappear?
Maybe he got shot down here
all right i'm gonna go hunt this guy
hi i'm running back i'm close. Need to push up a little bit more?
Um, so too...
I'm moving in on this motherfucker though.
I'm like under the ridge but he can't see me
and I'm slowly gonna get an angle
on this motherfuckeropo.
He's a dead man.
I'm running under the bridge still.
Keep an eye out, see if you can see him.
I'm looking for him.
Sounded like from that far left building, right?
That's what it sounded like to me!
He's sniping in there somewhere...
Feeling real comfortable right now. You're still real comfortable?
Yep, yep, yep!
Behind you...
... here. I'm gonna go back to the other side.
Hear that? That's him, right? He's not me.
He's running back where I came from.
Remember when you guys saw me?
Why didn't he get over there?
And I see you.
He's bobbing and weaving, he's to the right of me straight ahead. Closer to the shore.
Going right-to-left now.
I see him.
Still in some trees...
I don't think I hit him. No, you didn't. How did he get over there?
Under the bridge now?
He was never on the thing.
He was under and went right.
On the tree.
Not on the bridge.
Not on the bridge, right?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He was never on the thing. He was under and went right.
I'm on the street now, but he's farther.
Yeah loot the two bodies! Fuck that guy!
Come back to us and loot the two bodies!
We need to get these guys loot and get the fuck out of here.
We killed two homies.
Two humans.
Just fucking spam double click all their shit and let's roll!
I got your sniper rifle Noddy.
Imma give it to ya.
He ran the opposite direction?
Yeah he did.
There was another guy running behind him.
Another guy running behind Noddy.
No gear.
Oh sure?
That is Noddy I thought.
It was me right here.
There's a man right there behind Noddy.
I don't see another guy behind him.
I'm looking.
He's under the bridge.
He's under the bridge.
Okay, okay. I'm looking, I'm looking. Just loot what you can Nottie.
I'm trying. Hold on.
I think it's another fresh.
Yeah, there is a fresher.
Probably one of the guys we killed.
Trying to come back for his shit.
We're right next to the fucking spawn point. Trying to come back for a shit.
We're right next to the fucking spawn point.
Noddy, your sniper's here dropping it.
I was gonna say, I could go over there and steal that dude's apple probably.
That's not anything worth? Oh my god I got food for days!
Take a little bit of this food just...
I don't have time grab all that ammo. Time for all that shit to be honest.
Alright, got that shit let's go.
There was two people killed. Where is the ghillie guy?
To your right. Okay. Right here. This was the other guy.
Taking his stakes.
Taking his CZ let's go figure everything out later
sawed off Mosin dude I know what a fucking waste bro.
I'm on red apple though so I'm gonna have to eat this can as soon as we get clear.
Yeah, keep running helmet? Who cares? My fucking hockey helmet stopped serious hockey pucks before I run my shit.
Get out of the bus!
Stops all this dumb damage here.
It contained a couple fuckin' bullets man.
Alright, this is back to the spot where we were. That's a little bit dangerous.
Wait what? Hold on hold on you need to go down here somewhere
uh
i dropped something
um where do we gotta go
we just got to keep traveling. All the way west coast, all the way west coast.
Okay. Yeah I can't wait for Randos.
Got a zombie on me.
You know what those might have been the two guys that killed me on that first life.
They were sitting on this road for some reason too.
I think I fucked.
Sniper, baby. Thataper, baby.
Actually I was gonna say I can't get one more.
I need to eat some of this bacon real quick dude.
Well come to these buildings where I'm at right now.
See those buildings?
This is where we want to go, hunker down in here.
So we're going to keep wrapping around
on the coast basically.
Yo there's a gun up there There's a gun up there,
I'm going for it.
The only reason I died here before
dude is because you can't find any long sticks
we were looking for long sticks to cook food before we swam across.
Couldn't find one long stick.
You got another zombie behind you too?
There's two more.
We gotta handle these.
Are they coming from somewhere? Yeah, they're not here. we gotta handle this no no no don't shoot Lones an ammo. A few shots.
No, no, no, don't shoot!
Don't you fucking shoot!
I had food in my hand.
I didn't want to break it. Ah! I hate helmet zombies.
Yeah, they're annoying as fuck.
I left the CZ on the ground...
Um...
Grab back, Wes! Wish me luck!
Oh boy, that's not scary.
When you're about to walk up an open
fucking ladder...
They didn't have vests either, I wouldn't call them juicers.
They were just lightly geared
mofos around our area.
You good on everything, Naughty?
Uh yeah I should be chillin'.
You have 939 ammo?
Hey look back at the fucking repeater.
Or do you need it?
Nah...939?
Should we leave it?
Nah.
Okay.
Should we leave it? what do you think?
Zero ammo in it? Fuck it! Throwing it down!
Fuck it all I'll wear my gloves. What does that gun need?
5-5 or 3-5-7 like Eagle Magnum bullets
Pretty shit to your bitch guys
Did you guys pick up my scorpion off on the ground?
I did not it was still on their bodies
No no no I picked it up and brought it over to the yellow uh...
thingy or who gives a shit
It's just shitty ammo Oh I'm not gonna pick it up.
Keep running down...
AK is my best bet at the moment.
Find another another military.
You have any 7-6239 you don't need Noddy? Like um...
I'm going to give you this Lamas but if the Lamas has bad, uh... You don't?
Is that your only gun is the fuckin'
Sporter, bro? No no and
the, uhh...
On ya, Jared! Okay, okay. On you Jared.
Pass her over here bro hot potato motherfucker
I give him a Lamaze chat
F530? Wait, I have ammo somewhere for this
I'm not seeing okay
initializing snapper protocol snapper protocol initiated
rewriting coordinates to streamer position yeah oh my water's red. I have a soda.
But are you guys good right now?
I think there is a...
Yeah, there should be a fountain.
There ya go. There's one lot here. Yeah, there should be a fountain Let's see There's one behind us
A little bit
And there is one above us
That guy was not in that building chat
He was on the ridge. I should have known, dude. I should've fucking known.
Sorry?
I said there's one behind us close by
and there's one further away
On our path that we're going.
Further down the path.
How's your water, Naughty? Is it yellow?
Uh, yellow in both.
I have a can of bacon we can grab out.
I'll get all you have, come here.
If i get sniped right now...
...I blame Noddy for being hungry.
Okay.
What if I didn't even ask for it right now bitch?
Wait you're a silly idiot. ask for right now bitch
little is bro dropping it I don't you bacon this is how no oh listen that's's not your character it's not you it's your character
hey true man We have a decent start.
We really need to get some armors, that's our big downfall right now.
Armors.
We are sitting dead humans
if anything touches us bullet-wise.
I like how there's not a lot of zombies on this map, though. You'll get into PvP and you'll get some zombies that affect you a little bit
but not overwhelmingly like, hey, you wanted to PvP let me shut
that down right now. Yeah
Unless your in the military, you're pretty good
If you get five of those red skulls on him
kill them and stay there ya know what I mean? Yeah.
Oh,
I see it. Barracks. Okay!
Okay?
Yo, Noddy, write this
one down, brother. Okay. I know where it is. It's the big fuckin'
horseshoe area almost. It's by the horseshoe.
West of Horseshoe.
There's a buncha zombies in there too.
I said I never saw where to get in because we just ran past it.
That was cool.
We'll figure it out.
Damn Daniel! What if its just locked locked up? That would be fucked dude. I don't know why you spawn zombies in there. Just to taunt people?
Maybe they're fucking lifers in prison and I see the opening over there.
Chicken!
Damn, we're all using 5.56 and it's because my gun's a 5.56 gun.
I'm gonna get rid of my little ass mags and just okay, okay
I know what I'm doing now
Fuck it. Oh, it depends on what we find in your do you might find some?
Got a plate. Oh today. I told you bro! Holy moly!
I scouted everything out before this one. You're gone.
There's pouches over here, Jared. You can put pouches on that now right?
I already have pouches
Ole
Rawr Olé. Don't get these gogs, dude.
Check me out now!
Funk show brother.
Got a fucking suppressor on the AK. Okay
okay game chill
You know
Yeah What the fuck are you doing? The zombie thing can't fucking get me, bro. The hell?
Kill him!
PS1 and AK101 mag let a brother know
I have an AK-101 mag and let a brother know. Here, grab this uh... I have an AK but I need fucking ammo.
4539
I got some.
Okay, well
What is that on the ground you're dropping?
22 rounds.
I'm dropping this right here.
Boom boom.
I don't think I can take bullets out of this thing.
That's a good one. I'm gonna look outside of this thing. Got another box of 5-5-6...
Yeah? Okay!
Huge!
I got a box for you with your AK right here, Matty.
Look at this corner there.
Oh baby.
Second to last one, Joe.
Appreciate that big dog!
I got a cast now...
Another box of 5-5-6...
Oh my god, give me one of those, motherfucker.
Where you at?
This is insane!
Last one, if you're the second to last one dude. Second to last one has a gun cleaning kit
Yeah I got that
Here
Do you want the CAS?
Yeah there's a defender vest in here guys.
Did you say you were running, Kev?
Defender vest if you don't have a caret...
I don't have a cast, he does.
I do yeah.
Alright. Should I keep?
You think I should keep the M16 and give him all
the casts? Um...
Anybody have a leather working kit or
an epoxy putty? Yeah, she should.
Woody, Woody...ummm...yeah you should give him the KS to be honest with you Emma.
I have four more shots for you T90.
Howdy.
Oh okay, I'll come back here.
Oh this mag is pristine too dude!
Right here Nauti on me. Grab that mag and the MLOX...
I dropped this IJ chat?
Use that mag instead because it's pristine.
Or my pistol unless yours was too.
Drop a pistol suppressor on it through to the MLOX. Maybe just wait for Glock.
So I don't have 380s, I had 20 bullets in that L3.
Wait for a Glock I think.
Keep this hit for now but wait for Glock ultimately.
Okay, we're doing really good! I'm gonna go to
this building in a sec.
... Weird that there was nothing on the Humvee there.
There's nothing on it.
Vendor vest in here... Damage, I think the other one was damage too though.
Yeah it was.
There's goggles in here to match me? Someone?
Oh yeah, that's me.
Who wants to match me i got you oh baby hey how do you see out of those old
man they're cracked huh no no no they'll get there good it's just kind
is this only a one-floor building?
No no, isn't this an ATC? Isn't there a...
It's the ATC tower Isn't there a... It's the ACC tower.
That door goes upstairs.
Shitloads, shit loads, shit loads.
Loads of shit.
Keenopeaches! Let's go dude! Oh, that's actually gigantic. Do you go up a floor, Noddy? Nice.
Did you go up a floor, Noddy? Yeah... I found some of them.
I found K-A-S-A-K in here with 14 shots
Noddy, am I grabbing for you. Bringing it back to the hallway.
Here? Nobody has a LAR yet. Dropping the mag out. This thing is
pristine. You want the actual AK, Nody? Uh...
My AK's pristine as well. Drop her down the stairs just do two more of them.
I accidentally loaded a bullet there though.
Double tap already got that one bullet out of him.
I've got some more bullets for you, Natty. Four more shots. Damn!
Drop them right on top of ya.
Anything spawned homely up top?
Like at the ladder on that side?
I think so but I'm not sure.
It's been a long time.
You used to be...
Nah nothing up there. Nothing up there.
Alright let's go ahead and get to the next spot. I'm sure you jumped.
Let me go back downstairs.
Max, you got a lot of bullets huh? Yeah I've got three mags. Not too shabby.
We all have armors now, we all got guns now...
We're deadly at this point man.
We'll get fucking murdered! Well you gotta get rid of your hockey helmet
yeah my hotel is cool looking nasty i'm gonna take it off probably just so that
i don't get what i'm finishing as much all right was that everything in here? uh
brother handle your zombie Get him, get him.
Oh more peaches on that bitch? Let's go dude!
Share the love, let me and Nottie get half of each
Yeah share another building for that each. Alright, let's get in the building and do that.
Yeah, is there other buildings here?
There's a security
office...
Yeah, there's two
barracks on the
other side.
Let's clear
these off of us.
Oh, we're gonna
fucking loot this
shit up.
On you now, buddy. Dude, nobody comes over here.
This is crazy.
I'm dead, right?
I'm dead.
I got shot.
Well, we're hearing shots kind of close by.
Oh, bro, that's enough dude!
That's enough right there.
You got too many on me little bro.
Yeah you went and grabbed all of them bro!
You had one on you then you went...
I'm throwing you a hell of a
dude I'm going to distract them or separate them a little bit man.
Fucking gathered them all up bro.
You know what i'm saying, easy prey.
Oh my god dude it's Lomachenko!
Yeah! Yeah dude, it's Lomachenko! I missed, I missed, I missed. That's like nodding hit the bag.
Excuse me?
Play that game with your fucking chest, bitch.
Come on... What? Oh god!
Oh that's a good piece of helmet.
No no pull him out, pull him out. That's the-
Oh yeah go ahead, get over here and pull him out here.
Beat his goofy ass,
Kevin! Let's get him! Let's get this dude!
Wombo combo activate!
Get him!
Get him, Noddy. Part of the crew. Last hit, Noddy.
That was great.
He's that guy in the fight. You should have seen him in the fucking tunnels, bro!
My man turned his back on
the zombies he was the only light.
Run run run run!
Remember that guys got food
on them? We're getting that guy. Remember? That guy's got food on him.
We're getting that shit.
Black tactical shirt. I'm taking it.
Actually, I'm gonna stay green here. I'm gonna stay green here.
Yo this cast is pristine if you wanna swap it out Naughty
and there's...
I got one. I got a pristine one, Richum.
Anybody have leatherworking kit or epoxy?
Nope.
Jared three rounds for you there.
Beautiful thank you.
Uhh... what kind of helmet do I have?
Nottie, do you have a good helmet there?
Not a bad helmet. I can see you fucking hand going on my shoulder.
You sharing these pictures or what?
He's doing it on purpose, listen to him!
As I watch this shit.
I can see your grubby little fucking hand come over my shoulder, dude.
That was good.
Do you need the 7.62x39 bolts?
No, I think...
I don't think any of us need that bolt right now.
If I keep collecting it, I might be able to swap to it and eventually give somebody 5.56 ammo or shit like that so...
Imma try to keep collecting it for now.
Alright get a better helmet helmet right on the bed.
Hey, I left you some peaches, Nottie but...
Imma be honest bro uh-
What the? You didn't leave me shit you fat bitch!
Here ya go Nottie. I forgot I was eating it bro.
That's like real life.
My man eating chips.
The dog is gone what the fuck happened?
Oh there's an explosive grenade over here for the launcher.
That's explosive?! That gold one?!
Yeah...
I dropped that shit. That's what I was getting fucking owned by, huh? If I'm grabbing it...
Wait!
I heard- I had a first step
Do you guys have gas masks yet? No
I have one gas mask for one of you guys.
We can go ground zero, road and fucking C
I think it's time to just start heading north along this road and looting along it
Ready? Let's go.
Look, man! We're friendly! We don't want any trouble! But I will kill a bitch!
Okay?! So chill! Yo, I can't loot that dude
because it still fucked. That like I still fucking parted up
Don't do it. Don't do it bro. You're a dummy got out. I'm good pox your box. I'm shooting help
Where'd you get?
Let's go!
Peaches alright!
Uh let's get it.
We're heading north right now.
Bro I thought that was somebody else talking in game.
Not gonna lie.
Who?
Let's go this way.
One of you two talking in game.
What does that mean? Oh, yeah.
I was like, you know... Sometimes people will talk back to you.
There's a backpack that's good backpack?
You have pox now, bro? Yeah, I do.
Do you really?
Yeah, I hear myself coughing.
Ground zero, bro. Do you have the thing?
The thing what? What thing? Thing what, what's that?
The little symbol.
Oh no not yet.
It's about to show up a lil bro
You cold?
I ain't cold, I'm hot!
Oh shit, alright man, you're dead.
Why would you go for the peaches like that bro?
I'm hungry.
Aw man, went in there and out-
You know what? I was just gonna put the gas mask on
real fast and grab it bro.
That's true.
Wouldn't have been
worth it.
Oh, the bum.
Oh, it's a bum.
It's a bum.
Ah!
He's got a helmet
and no he doesn't.
Ah, tough one.
Ah!
Ah! Don't come to me, bro! Hey, ah! ah I'm in! You're fucked. What is that? He's up!
Alright so yeah, do you wanna hit the dangerous ground zero road?
That we were talking about? Yeah fuck it.
Where is the danger on that road, bro.
We're who everybody's
avoiding on that road.
Go back east? Another helmet there?
These helmets they have are cool dude
The ones with the spikes or like nails in them?
I'd rock it if they had one that was red- er black
Yellow
See what the fuck yellow dog is
It's just a big old fucking working...
...looking like it works tank right here?
You mean?
Looking like IT works.
You need a fuckin'...you need a tank battery or something boss?
I have one of those in my stash.
Someone come on the haymaker!
It'll be 45 minutes to walk out of a raid.
Hello fellas.
This is our tank.
That's me with the haymaker.
We don't want to go for that, we don't wanna go for that.
We're gonna avoid fights if we can at the moment. That's kind of what I was saying, that's a dangerous area.
Oh yeah, you know, I think we just keep going along this road.
You don't think we can get anything on this road?
Like where are we gonna get gas fastened to Chinatown?
Chinatown is probably more dangerous okay so you want to do like four of these guys
no we don't want to go towards that building there and i that too
yeah let's just keep going towards Chinatown
because we're gonna have to go up and right anyways
it's a lot of ground to cover
Ground zero my ass more like fucking hell of a foot sash, man.
I did find a gas mask next to one of the...
...around ten miles.
It's a Sherman tank, is that what
it is?
Sherman, Sherman, Bow Bourbon.
Damn, that's a scaffolding that is like...
increased in size
you know 20 times. fucking Giants and shit. Yeah, it looks like the scaffolding on it reminds me of miscreated
There's Gunner Everyone said I liked that. Oh shit, what's that?
Gunner is up at empty.
Oh shit!
Do you gotta click on this or is it just empty?
It looks empty, I just looked at the other one.
They're kinda in the open there, Naughty. Oh they won't hit that shot.
You said about the other guy. I didn't say he just hit the shot. You said it about the other guy. I didn't say
he just hit the shop. I know but you would have said that about the other guy if you saw him
Yep, just kept our truck on the right side.
Continuing down, continuing down, looking for food and loot.
They have a security office up here, this is usually good loot.
One of these, uh, corners.
There's a police station to the left too.
Oh yes! That's what we want.
Oh yes!
There's a motherfuckinucking M4 in here bro
and goggles for you Kevin
we can all be brothers on the goggle game
Goggle gang!
Are you already in goggbble game naughty goblin i'm coming and i'm coming
two defender vests in this mine's damn good
grab the sunflower oh what who got my phone Grab this M4. Oh, what the? Who grabbed my M4, mother f-
I grabbed that...my M4.
Bro, who you think? The person with snaggy hands, bro?
It's Christine and badly damaged, bro.
I can fix this though. I could fix this though though dude it's an m4 this thing is sick
i can't pass up by the m4 but i don't get the suppressor on my ak if i do this
all right you didn't grab that head we can't we actually
can't do the goggles we need
head torches and just wearing for now all right i'll
put on the guy i'm doing it i can fix her
i can fix her i swear oh my hair is gonna take me four years, she'll stop being crazy.
Oh here put it on him.
I can do it.
I'm special.
I built different.
What the hell are you talking about?
What?
Our relationship, me and you. You fuck?
He said he could fix it.
I can fix you, Nadi.
Can I shoot like this and it's still accurate nowadays chat please for the love of all that is heavenly say yes
you need more five five six jared are you pretty good on it i'm dumping the AK. It's going bye-bye. No, no, I'm good on that AK. Does anyone want this AK suppressor?
I will be dropping it. Take a look at this gun if you wanna.
How do you run an AK, isn't he? Take a look at this gun if you want to.
I think he's running AKs.
That's a 101 though, different type of AK.
I take the suppressor.
You can use it, yes, yes, yes you can that dude i love that sight i'm not gonna lie the
site on the m4 without the back i've loved that since the beginning of DayZ standalone.
Oh, that's down. Let me pull out this mag now and fill it...
Sorry guys! I never see Enforce in this game though.
It's been a fucking long time since I've seen this guy.
Think we'll find filters uh...
In the hospital over here?
Yeah, probably.
And then gas or the police station
yeah
oh
oh yeah bro Everybody's dead.
Everybody's dead! Don't let me see you.
Don't let me fucking catch you around these parts!
This is the shittiest hospital I've ever seen in my life.
What the hell?
Who are they treating here, bro?
A bunch of structures and that's it.
New York City Hospital!
I just opened this up
It's not a- you know, it's fuckin', it's personally funded
motherfuckers, okay?
Oh, this is you? Your hospital's shit.
Yeah listen we need to- in order
to expand we need to expand business
For a hospital?
Yeah we need to fill this before we expand. Okay.
Alright.
Alright, police station across the street.
Police station across the street. Who's this guy?
I swear, just saw somebody.
I'm across the street right now.
Jesus Christ.
Who is this guy? Then you said yes it was me and then perfect confirmation right there. Is this actually a police station?
It says police station on the front
of here. There's actually a
pair on the ground right next to another pair on the ground
right here though. That's the real
fucking phenomenon right there.
Does anyone need a mask that's warm?
Yeah, you need one- uh yeah, I might have one.
This one is over here.
The taxi hoodie has this nice little scarf for your goofy ass.
Little scarf for you Kev.
Scarfy scarf?
Little scarfie really!
That's what I need.
Alright.
Keep an eye on them.
We're going back to where we came from by the way.
Yeah well you know I'm just looting that way while you guys are doing your thing.
I'm coming this way.
Most people in the game for a round.
This is, like, better than the Maker.
I don't want to lose this thing.
Better than the Maker?
Mother.
I just think it's cooler. It's, like, one of the coolest guns in the game, in my opinion.
Cooler than a maker? Alright. Ooh, a broom!
When you spray this thing, he just feels cool. They did a good job on the info.
... They did a good job on the inform
More animal for naughty
Dropping area
Who just finding like three and four bullets at a time for your goofy ass bro. It's all good I got 2 mags, actually no.
Yeah these zombies are pretty nice.
Right? We didn't kill these, right? No we didn't.
I'm bandaging in the building, yellow building
These guys can be around us, just be careful. Wait where'd you guys go?
Forward forward down the road.
Checking filters in this thing... nothing.
I'm checking a police car on the right side of the road here, guys. Not too far.
Or is it taxi?
Oh my god, I thought I saw him.
Thought I saw some...
80s? 45's? That's awesome bro. A bunch of med tents to our right here.
That's what we want, that's what we want! I'm already here.
I'm assuming people have just been through here though.
Yeah dead zombie here at the front.
Checking security office?
They'll still be in there.
Security office clear.
Watch for the fucking grass too.
I'm in a bad time right now. Yeah, I'm right behind you Nauti.
Oh fuck. Where'd that go? Boom.
No, I just wanna put it on my belt brother.
This sucks if we're like two minutes behind somebody.
Put him on da belt! On Run around the belt!
Around the fucking belt!
Think we're behind?
I can still be in this ATC and shit dude,
This is a big looting area.
Who's running into the wall right now?
Me too.
Oh fuck yeah, saw him there.
I'm gonna kill that gas zombie right there.
5x6
Checking these yellows down here.
The one further down?
Yeah, two of them. See me? See me? Yep.
I see both of you guys, to your right.
Yeah yeah yeah.
There's two more on the other side.
He'd be in this corner. Okay. There's two more to our... on the other side. Keep being that ATC. Yeah, yeah, it locked a zombie
on top but that means its been gone awhile if it appears on top. Oh chat, alright dude I found
twelve charcoal tablets here bro.
Yeah me too.
Hold on to those. We're gonna need them for gas filters.
I'm clearing ATC right now.
I got some plate now.
He killed something over here, don't think he's gonna be close by at the moment.
Looks like this is his escape route potentially.
Who shooted that? potentially. Who's shooting?
Not us, not us.
Someone was shooting
outside by the Humvee
I'm outside by the Humvee. Hey, I'm coming to you guys this grass shit is fucking horrible.
I'm gonna go to ATE air control tower with Noddy right now.
There's two more right here. Two more watchcalls are here.
Watchcalls? Okay tents yeah. Yep yep right next to them. There's two more right here. What you call it? Yeah, I'm with you.
So we found something.
I got 12 more charcoal tabs.
24 charcoal tablets. Checking these greens
right here. ATC is
cleared on us, he's on the roof i'm at the red building across atc
you guys here?
No, I'm in the...
I don't like being in all this big grass area where you can't see a damn thing.
Yeah alright, where we going? I'm at back of the Humvee. grass area where you can't see a damn thing yeah
yeah all right where are we going i'm in i'm at back of the humvee
i am at the double yellows that we were just at by the
htc tower between all the others i'm about to'm by the zombie, it's up on the roof.
Not even yet.
We just need to find one more fucking mask and we can go, right?
Actually I'm good.
Mask and a filter.
I have 1 filter.
So you got 1 filter and 1 mask because if you had 1 mask...
Yeah cause he's got 2 filters, right?
Oh shit! He came here boys. I didn't even realize it was the loot spot
Yeah that's what I said I was going
into
Grabbed an AK cause we already got a bunch
There's four bullets in the same catch yeah i
guess
this grass is too crazy man i'm not really sure what made them make that decision.
Yeah you can't even hide in here from far away and get sniped.
Yeah I'm in the middle building, gotta go wrap ourselves up.
Oh the middle one.
Uh there's pouches in here I don't
know if Naughty can take pouches yet
Another box of 5-5-6
Found what? 5-5- one. Another box, yeah?
You guys should fill up that second mag
It's damaged
Um, I usually don't if it's sandwiched, but just in case you have a backup.
You absolutely need to rely on it again.
Guess like a gun cleaning kit at 2.
This is probably the best state I've been in almost on this server, besides the LR time but that was like...
That's cause we went into the fucking zone.
Dude you got a black plate! That's sick!
Yeah yeah baby.
It is damaged but...
Noddy Warrior? You're the other one's?
Are you in front of us? Noddy?
Uh yeah yeah I'm like...
Aspire door? Maybe.
Listen listen understand how these buildings
are working Nottie two are facing forward one's
facing backwards the middle is the
backwards one. Ah yeah! Get the fuck in here already so I can give you this.
You do it circles.
I'm coming man! I'm coming!
Yeah, I'm gonna need some water. Let's look at...
Let me look at the maps for a close-up.
Oh that half?
You big bitch!
He's laughing at it bro It You're just laughing at it bro.
It's not like you gave me the juices from that shit man!
Yo stop standing in a doorway where they can shoot you in the face, okay?
I don't give a fuck, I get to go to sleep if they shoot me. Shoot me!
Alright let's head east.
We have to head east right now, okay?
Which is...
Yeah, Noah.
Some way outside of this way.
Let's just get the fuck out of here first.
The water fountain's around us.
I'm checking this fucking random ass hangar.
What is this?
Oh, look.
Gogs, bro.
Better gogs.
Pristine.
Swapped them.
How do I look?
Like shit.
Did you watch me? Did you say zombie dead? Is that what you heard the goggle gang telling me? This is a zombie dead game let's get out of here
why are there layers to this like we're
gonna fucking this grass is dead I'm fucking...
This grass is pissing me off. Dude, these little wall gates
pissed me off bro. Yeah yeah true
Let's make up sandbags
... Just make up sandbags. Yeah, I've lost like three teammates in this game.
I wonder...
What the fuck is this?
Ooh!
What a fucking loot spot
Say yo, you got it. You got uh what's it called me um i'm recessive no bandage me management focus
i got it hey ur2 of It's just banjo, banjo, banjo, banjo...
Thank you guys. What is this dude doing?
Holy- Why is he up here bro?
That guy was camping his bitch! I fucking clapped him!
Bro, I was just checking it out to check
the fuck out, this dude's up here shitting
on me bro.
My whole outfit man!
Let's go!
My whole fuckin' outfit is jacked.
You know, tell me that guy has a leather working kit or epoxy please.
He's got a leather kit.
He does?
Oh he has a leather kit yeah.
Now I'm just gonna let that slide. Look at yeeeeeeeesssss! I like how...
...Nadi was gonna let that slide.
Haha, I wasn't gonna take it. Definitely not.
Nooo, I didn't know that corner was there but I guess I'll fuckin' know forever now.
Bro if I wanna take this- the S-Val. I got a shitload of ammo for that.
That's a bomb!
You have a shit load of ammo for the
S-val? Yeah, found like
five boxes of 939.
Oh bro, I'll take all your five five six then huh man
i'm not gonna run both of them oh okay gotcha sorry sorry
no it's not going to be great you know what i mean just as a secondary gun
you're dropping it that's your draft no i dropped the ak
i dropped the ak you can take the mag if you want
i need to repair my stuff bro i have a little bit of duct tape left not much
though not any for my armor.
Oh.
Well, the leather working kit,
that's what I asked for but mine is badly damaged
so I would like to take a crack
at least one.
Let me see that.
Wait.
His is damaged
so I'll take his plate
and then repair that.
That's what I'm gonna do.
So let me see, put my plate here.
I got a mask off of him by the way.
His plate.
Eagle.
He's got a black holster. His pouches are fine. Just wamping it, just wamping it.
Wamp him over...
Make that plate, it's a green plate.
He said he has another working kit and we're hitting that plate with it
and then you can make these after night
talk about the weirdest place you've ever seen somebody fucking camping i was
literally just looking up here like oh what's going on
jackass mode watch you getting watching you get fucking shot.
I was like, where the hell is this guy?
Yeah, that's insane dude.
That's insane.
This guy's playing it safe huh?
Yo check it out guys.
Got a little sniper rifle. I'm gonna handle that.
Fuck, anybody need some water here?
5-5-6 can get Santine.
Yeah, no.
Hit pack? Don't mind if I do boss, don't mind if I fucking do.
Take your hitpack. Looking like a G.
Uh what'd you say, what do we need?
Water. You need? Water.
You need some water.
Anybody need water?
I'm good right now.
I'm alright for now.
9x39 on the ground, 5 bullets for it kev
i have a mask now so we're chilling i have epoxy uh what's good to save us
from death no you got uh Did you repair your shit or what?
No, he took that cask
and got the ammo out of it.
Yeah, I did go ahead and use this thing
and repaired it.
Damn, you're giving me 12 charcoal tablets, huh man.
That was just over there on his body somewhere.
No no not that, I'm talking about a fucking big kid over here.
What did I do?
Where's the fucking leather shit?
Oh, it's literally all... Yeah I don't even have
it. It was on his body!
Okay, I've got it
No, I didn't take that shit dude
Naughty took it
I didn't take it my shit's still
they're sitting on his shirt it is not there
oh man hold on.
I think it cracked the whole thing for me.
Rhythm of Hex never forgets and now he needs a big storm right here. Okay, these plates are everywhere though. I still can't believe he's up there.
This is what makes this guy do this. Welcome and welcome.
He must have just been chilling out like, alright, I'm gonna relax a little bit
let people kill each other and then all of the sudden
a three man rolls up in his
location what else is he gonna do if you saw him you would have shot him he's got to pick i mean
what he should have done was killed but he sucks yeah he should have not was kill someone, but he sucks.
Yeah, you should've killed him.
Shoulda not been here bro, that's what we should of done.
He was shooting suppressed too wasn't he?
Yeah, the S-Val.
Motherfucker dude.
The S-val suppressor and...
...heffered me up! Honestly, fuses AK meant
killed me.
Alright I'm probably gonna drop these
MP5 mags. Bye bye.
Gotta get rid of those guys.
I wanna get rid of these guys too. I'll just have a red dot on it automatically. No, actually no good question.
Good question he's got an action.
Yeah, I think it's lit
Yeah it's ATOG 6x48
What a loot goblin
he saves them and you only sell the loot dude
I know Nah we're't throw that stuff.
No, we're all good.
Everybody's good here.
I think everybody's getting what they want.
Actually gonna get rid of the black guy.
Damn!
That guy just let it go.
Back Elsa, Masha...
Bearsteak! Do you have any way of like cooking this?
And he has another Normalized Suppressor on him that's Pristine by the way for AKs.
Anybody like cooking a sting i'm still sitting on four raccoon meats too yeah this is gonna go bad it's
gonna go bad we need to go make go cook these bear
meats real fast there's four of them.
Two for me and one for each you guys.
It's hard to find a building to be able to fucking do anything in honestly.
Building up many buildings the buildings with fireplaces.
We'll find something. Let's get down.
How crazy was that though, bro?
That this dude was there.
Okay, be careful.
Hey! Hey! That's nothing, that is. Okay be careful second floor man.
I'll never run in here again without clearing so...
Oh black pouches!
Sweet!
Hold on. I got the black carrier, give me that shit.
Hell no! I'm trying to make mine look cool-
Actually fuck it take it take it take it
You want me to look cool too right?
Yeah listen kinda dude
When you die imma be there to take it though
take my carrier too okay bro why won't it take my talking pouch we have to continue east Oh man, if you have down to the right.
Yep, running down. Oh wait, he has a magazine?
I'm good on this too.
Yeah bros!
Woooo!
Woo!
Woo!
Good bro, I got a sniper rifle. Woo!
I got a sniper rifle.
It's a weak one, but...
Long range, no matter.
Yeah that S-Bell has me like a 4X
Damn there is an auto-crawler shot him in the gun. We gotta go right. I'm fucking just shot at him, I don't know what
I hit. That's right. You hit all of them bro.
Did that feel good Na, don't you?
Ok, today I've been killing a lot of people man. I don't know what happened.
It's pretty crazy all the sudden you're starting to kill people offline.
Yeah right... Offline? Motherfucker, I'm online bitch!
I killed so many people earlier
Let me just get shot Alright, we need to somehow come up on a... What do we need?
One more gas mask and filter?
I told you, I have one.
Wait, wait.
You know what?
I got a mask.
Okay, then we've
got everything done.
Do you have a mask too,
Kev?
Yeah.
No, no, I don't.
I thought you had two
There's a mask
Can you put a filter in that?
Right here around the tummy
Yeah yeah that needs a filter
I'm asking can you put a filter in there? No, I don't have a filter.
So you don't have anything! Why are you sitting here saying like
you had- okay, let's go.
Why would you say we're ready to go then if
you don't have a single thing?!
Here, here, here. Cause I's why probably because I've seen what other people
picked up dude. Okay give him the filter and let's
roll. We have enough right? Whose filter is not
full tell me right now whose filter is not full
Filter is right here little bro
My shit's full.
Let's go then, I have a combat mask
that's good enough.
We'll be able to go in together.
Just use the pockets.
We're good now we're good now! What do you have? Nothing?
Okay wait what?
Yeah cause I heard you.
I saw molly pickup filters and gas masks all of it alright?
We're in the grass, the tall grass.
Oh yeah that fucking helps right?
Alright let me just scan this...
Bro we are heading east along the tall grass to get across
this white like barrier. What What you saying on the map?
Hello?!
Kevin!
Kevin calling all Kevins!
You don't hear me again? I heard you yeah yeah yeah
Calling all Kevins!
I see you.
I see ya, I see ya, I see ya.
Nauti are you with us?
Oh.
You guys are so stupid he's killing me.
Excuse me.
That's cause you're leading the way if I was leading the way... He's killing me. I'm gonna take a shit! Excuse me. He has a fucking barrier.
Well, that's because you're leading the way if I was leading the way.
Here we go dude let's get out of the grass a little bit or let's go down here on this
side a little bit it's kind of nice.
Oh man look out.
Look how empty this is down there though.
Wow.
I don't know what to this is down here though.
Is that just not rendered grass up there? Somebody can be in any
of these bushes bro. Look at, look at, look how fucking dense this
grass is like how tall it is. Look up in front of us at the render point.
Yeah, it doesn't render.
It's just completely flat after.
Someone's prone out there?
That's the downfall to the grass!
It's kinda like H1z1 if you're prone somewhere
you think you're safe but really you have like a black outline around
your or something from distance you guys remember that kind of yep
yes so with me. That's
Look for the green home look to the green home its Bob and it's a weave and it's moving through the grass
Yeah that route that we took right there is way better than all the other routes we've taken.
I like that route a lot.
The other route was high risk and barely any rewards, like a chance.
This one's like okay, we actually get low here.
Yo you're getting gear bro.
What the fuck?
Yeah that's what I said if you get any other spawn point dude just try to get this one.
Just F11 until you get that one cause even in the lower east side, there's some shit.
Guy in front of us! Left right at the top!
I missed him.
He's at the top where I'm looking. In that building?
No, no, way before the building in the grass above this hill right in front of us.
Just run away from him.
Pretty sure I missed my shot on him so...
Don't know how you spotted that but...
Too many maker shots bro, too many maker shots
like I can't fucking
I didn't lead my shot enough.
Being attacked by a lamb?
Oh shit, this shiz is fuckin' dead out here, okay.
Okay he was up there- see where I'm looking? Past the blue thing?
Past the blue thing. He's in all those hills over there somewhere.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Last seen so just keep an eye out there while we run away.
I'm pretty sure he should be gonna be scared, which is hot.
Bro, I shot at him while he was in his fucking inventory!
I can't believe I missed.
At least I think it was.
Alright boys...
Stay on the left side here, stay on the left side here,
this fucking- all this shit
on the right is dead.
We're gonna go further now. That grass doesn't run there either.
There's no grass here, the grass back there... Yeah it looks all flat now right?
It looks ridiculous dude.
I wish that they would just take away
the grass and make it like this pretty much everywhere.
Just get rid of the bullshit.
It works on Namalsk, you don't need to grasp on that shit because it's snow, right?
But just go like kind of like dead
like not growing type of fucking radiated you know
type of scenery and you're in there you know yeah it looks like it look the
trees are all dead and shit. It works!
There's constant vampire in this map
Yeah but once we get past them
I bet not a lot of people on this map
just like fucking Deadfall I bet you they don't make it to the other side
oh 100 yeah i bet you barely any of them are have been making it probably less with how many guns
there already yeah exactly right true. Less teaming more like killing
But yeah I've lost at least three teammates just randoms running through the grass
Just turning around and they're fucking gone
No way! No way you've lost like teammates
just because you're just losing the grass yeah dude following me when i turned around i'm like
you there hello feel like maps again man one of these days I do wanna make my
Like
Have someone
Make me a map
Where I get to
Make all the decisions on it
That'd be fucking sweet huh
That'd be really hard though
It's hard to do that though
Daisy Maps
Daisy Maps take a lot of work take a lot of like uh oh any map designers in the chat yo hook them it up real wow i like this progression i
like that passage i want stuff like, but I don't want any grass
like this area. This area is cool
It's like in a mosque
But no snow
Check the logs
I don't know what log it was exactly.
Right there.
Someone's gonna make your map so good you can make it pay to play.
Ten bucks a month to play on something like that. your maps are good, you can make it pay-to-play.
Ten bucks a month to play on something. I'm not seeing anything at the log.
Let's continue left side.
Actually no, we have
to stay right side here because this is where the gate opens
so we don't want to waste our mask.
If you zoom here because this is where the gate opens so we don't want to waste our mask um
if you zoom in see how the gate there's a spot where the gate will break i just don't know where it is we got to figure it out
i think it's around the guard tower
oh it's right there. Wait you see it? Yeah, there is a huge brick right in front of us.
Okay let's go to that broken tree.
Let's move up and put our gas mask on.
If you see it, I believe we're looking out.
Alright if you see it, you'll see it really believe you. Alright if you see it, you see it.
No no no
You don't see it?
Don't go too close.
Why don't we just go in there and wing it, I'm just worried because I have a combat mask
It's gonna be more difficult for me
Should find more in there
Oh! I see one.
I see a break, I think.
I want to say
there's a break
right up on the left there.
You know?
Okay.
I'm going to zoom in on it.
I can run up
and fucking check, dude.
I'll just put my mask on. I got 12 charcoal tabs...
Yeah there's a break- There's a tank
with the brake in the fence. Oh, I'm putting my gas mask
on. Let's go!
Alright, I'm walking, I'm walking.
I'M WALKIN' HERE! I'm walking here!
I'm not gonna sprint.
Yeah, pretty sure you do find more in here, gas masks Might have just been all the people Oh good if we don't. If i fucking die here, I masks. Might have just been all the people... All good if we don't.
If I fucking die here, I'll give a shit.
And if you find somebody to kill, they'll have one.
And again, if you find the garages, you can run up the garages also.
On the left over where I am there's like a tank that has
the fence down, I believe.
Yeah, I believe. Yeah,
I don't know exactly where we are.
We should have figured out where the fuck we were aiming
because we want to get to those white
buildings, right?
I mean, I think many of the buildings in these houses...
Okay. Any of the buildings in here
could have a fucking punch card thing.
Yeah, straight ahead. Straight ahead.
Remember when these two last buildings had punch cards?
These broken ones?
Fuck these buildings. I don't want broken ones? No, fuck these buildings.
I don't want to search for the punch card in the gas.
Remember when we fucked that guy?
Yeah yeah.
Straight ahead past this building.
Okay, sprinted a little bit.
I'm already doing...I'm still doing okay, I'm down there actually.
Might be filters in the building on the right there too, gas masks.
Traction... fuck. Should I eat that?
Zombie!
This can't be happening.
I got the S-Val.
Okay, we're in shot.
He has po box on.
Alright, let's head in
Let's get into one of these air pockets
and then uh...
Yeah yeah And there's barracks.
Is it though? I'm not feeling like it is.
No no no you're not you're not you're not you're not...
Wait what the fuck?
They took him out think it just changed.
It just changes.
It just moves and moves.
We've got to loot and do our best here.
We have to look for a pocket of some sort.
I'm like under half-cut.
I'll park it right here, over here, over here. Park it over here.
Not sure... It doesn't seem right.
Punch card on the Humvee by the way.
Where? Back behind us?
Yeah that's what your chat is saying.
Oh look,
I took my mask off
You guys look since you have more than me
We could-I have charcoal tabs that can fill yours too
I'm going to the bottom level of this one
There you go.
On this Humvee?
I'm just gonna clear this whole building, okay guys?
While I don't use my gas.
There's another gas mask here, Jared.
Yeah, I think it's blue.
I got a mask, Jared, if you find a filter.
Yeah, I'll find another filter. I'm just going to see if I can call Jack.
Got more 5-5 ammo, looking around for punch card.
Getting me more fuckin' 7.6 ammo...
You know where I'm at, Kevin? Right? Those white buildings? The long ones?
Yeah. I'm still- I'm checking the midents back here that we passed up.
I'm gonna go top floor of this building now. Going in the giant garage over here.
Oh my god, I'm stuck bro. What the fuck?
That's you out in front, right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Did he get the punch guard or no?
Nothing yet.
I didn't see any punch guard on that Humvee if that's what they were talking about.
You're dead?
I'm not dead.
I just got shot-
No, no no no.
I don't know where from across the way maybe we were shooting.
Are you shooting or no?
No I didn't shoot I got shot.
Are you thrown?
Nope nope I'm gonna go in.
That's the guy then, okay.
I see him. You see how my guy got me?
He's still moving!
I wasn't sure if I should shoot him.
Okay, I can kill this guy now. Don't push him.
I'm in the building. Don't push.
He just ran into the building, he just ran into the building.
Is that a white backpack? Green helmet?
Don't walk into this building, please.
White backpack green... bottom floor? No! I'm green.
I'm bottom floor, brother. That's who I was just shooting at? Yes.
Just chill. Don't come in the building.
You sure? You guys shot me in the middle of the building.
I didn't knock him in the building, I got shot from in the middle of the road and then went to the building.
You just shot me from the bottom floor!
You just shot me from the bottom floor.
No, you hit it.
I'm bottom floor.
Where are you at right now?
Outside. I'm in front. Outside.
I'm in between two buildings.
You're not in this building with me? The one on the bottom floor?
Who's down there? I'm second floor and uh, no first floor I think i hear him.
I'm second floor on uh, no first floor, this is me.
He was on the far right side from where we came in.
Okay okay.
Don't come into my building tonight please.
I'm not, I'm not even near you.
He's in this building right here.
I'm with you, Kevin, behind you.
Yeah he shot me from the bottom right window.
There, naughty.
I'm not gonna peek at him too low.
Gonna take my gas mask off here then.
Fucking ruined.
He's in this room right here, I see him, I know what room he is in.
Wait a second, I'll try again. nice shot by the way we're good here we. We're good here. Full dead. Full dead.
I literally was ready to kill him.
I shot once at his head and then my gun jammed.
Was I shooting at you, Naughty, at some point?
He has a Bison MP5. Bison MP5 has a gas mask on it. Was I shooting at you, Naughty? Yeah, you shot me.
He has a Bison MP5 and he's got a gas mask.
Who is shooting?
He did.
He has two explosive grenades on him, bro.
What's coming in your building?
Dude, his bison has a ton of ammo, brother.
Does he have any clothes?
Because my shit's fucked
i'm sure it does yeah look around that shit's fucked up as well
dude hit look at this bison look how much ammo he has for his bison
here's a good akma for you too M16 iron sights so fucking hard to shoot.
Damn he's fucking stacked.
It is, it is hard to shoot.
Coming in the building too, that's me.
I'm in my shit jam, i'm so confused. My entire gun is fucking pristine that a camera. Oh, there we go
Where's the a camos? There's like two boxes moving to the top and put them next move him to the top
And put them next to each other at the top of his patrol jacket two black boxes Fish Gotta get it.
He's got fish, bro.
Oh everything I've got is fucking ruined now...
I'll take his fish right away if I make any mistakes or not just in case.
His M16 was on the other side
that bison is so tempting.
Do you have a gas mask? Oh, never mind my fucking gas mask and filter got ruined there.
I say fuck that Jager chat, I say. Fuck the 99 mills like that.
I'm fucking freezing now because all my shit's ruined.
Same.
Actually, not saying. Bro he ruined my goggles Jared.
You're out of the crew?
I still have a gun you can leave.
I filled him up I was like what are you doing? You're out of the crew. I still have a map, you can leave.
As long as they don't take them off......I could be part of the group, okay?
I'm mad. That hesitation, dude.
I saw him in the street shooting...
Look at this mag.
I saw him in the street and then as soon as he shot is when I started to shoot
but the iron sights are so fucking hard to shoot from.
I need like a red dot
for this.
Actually you can't even get a red dot for that.
Another box of ammo for you? Top of patrol box
Noddy spotted it. same with this for that mag next to it takes
that same ammo feeding you here's two more bullets up there as well don't worry i got
you thank you don't worry i got your cover i'm pretty sure you, thank you. Don't fucking worry. I've got you covered up.
I just need mags now and I'm killing.
Bro, I have two boxes of mags full.
What do you need mags for?
Oh, they can...
This will be my zombie slayer i guess chat the fucking bison yeah
bucket just like zombies with his bitch he's in for
what mag I'm sorry? M4 Mag or... Um, I don't know. I'll see it.
What mag? Where'd you drop that?
I don't see it. A Stenag damage?
Technically, yes, I could use that.
It being damaged...
I'm gonna fix it and I'll be good.
Alright.
I think that's worth. Thank you.
Yeah.
I think I get got 240 ram mags my 30 gram max damage punch card on this guy
I wonder if we have to be in the gas to find punch cards.
Probably.
I'm gonna go look, yeah.
Oh, thanks man.
Do you think so?
I'm gonna go look at that one thing that chat was saying it was at.
Hold on.
Yeah my filter and mass got ruined.
He did more bullets read nine eight more bullets reading the thing on it.
I'm gonna check this out I was in... Okay, I just replaced my plate carrier, I'm chillin'.
Alright so we said Humvee where the NBC zombie was killed?
Like the first one we killed I guess?
Okay.
Yeah that very first humvee, so not the the other one that we can see from here.
Naughty.
Yeah I'm gone.
We got this on our side.
The only one with a gas mask now pretty much.
I did find another mask but no filter.
Yeah were you guys fucking lying to us?
You guys wasting my stuff? lying to us he is wasting let's all have no they were lying
they were weren't passenger side roof?
Boys, that's a box of ammunition.
That's 308 win rounds.
Oh so it's yellow.
Let's go look around a little bit.
That's our next mission. Stick together and
we're all geared enough now right?
We hold so much fucking ammo.
I just need mags and I'm chillin'.
Coming back, hold on.
I'm coming back. Yeah, I got a zombie slayer too now.
Gonna be insane. This fucking bison is gonna be crazy. I got a zombie slayer too now.
This fucking bison is actually gonna be cool. What kind of ammo is that, Jerry?
Uh 380
Yeah
I think i've got a box. I got any sheet load, sheet load of ammo for right now.
Oh my god, I have more ammo than I anticipated for right now.
Yeah, might just use this S-Val because the fucking sight on it is so much better.
Take his mask too, let me see if...
Look, it's just a small ass little bit of pressure he's
got a combat yeah what are you do have some be in there.
Where's CamelFast helmet dude?
Fuck it.
Is this helmet better if my shit is damaged?
I got a helmet down there, the black and ballistic helmet that's a good one.
It has a defender vest if your shit is damaged too. don't know if you got fucked on your uh on your chest but
my plate's badly damaged
i'll just hold onto the plate for right now, probably find more.
I'm ready! Let's go look around for this punch card?
Food? Or I need food.
Or, I need drink, drink, drink.
He called me while I was out in the fucking open.
I got half a canteen that I could put a chlorine tab in.
Actually never mind, never mind, never mind,
I found a canteen darkened chlorine
as well. My heat is completely
gone though.
Yeah.
Let's just hit this punch card and get the fuck out of here.
Where do we look?
Do we go in the gas or do we loot around period?
Zombies can have them...
I mean anything can have them in here.
Zombies are going to have them anywhere bro.
Outside of here or in it.
We just gotta loop.
There's these buildings across the road that might have something.
You guys haven't done up this tower yet?
I'm looping up the tower right now i'm up there bro a kam
drum mag 75 rounds in it dude what hold on to that bro hold onto that that you get a cam is that you by the ambulance yeah
i'm going towards you Jared, you want this bro? What is it?
There's a fucking DMR up here. Yes?
Yes I do. Oh, I dropped the thing that I needed for that fucking site though, hold on.
Got no mag though but...
It's got no mag? Awwww.
Where is this guy's body at?
I have the mag for it, dude.
That 308 box? Did you guys grab that 308 box?
I've got a LAR mag. No...
Let me grab this guy's shipment.
All the way up top of that tower. Come on, yellow HP bitch! Hurry up! What the fuck?
Actually hold up let me just triple carry it real quick.
I'll come with you. Just bring your time.
No my mag doesn't work for it shit. i'll come on too oh you just bring it down
no my mag doesn't work for it do you want to hold on to it in case we get
a mag yeah the sniper i have sucks so
that doesn't matter how much could be m4 anyways
so okay the sniper i have is absolutely M4-ing anyways. Okay.
The sniper I have is an absolute doo-doo, so... That's like one of the first guns
I've seen on this map without a mag in it.
They almost always spawn with
mags.
Yeah, what I have is a LAR
mag. There, funny.
Right here behind you, brother.
We don't do exchanging out in the middle of the fuckin'
In the middle of No Man's Land, homie.
Alright...
You know what?
Just leave it here so we can see other shit.
Just left the fucking building to like
Go on with that fucking
The crazy area, right? I know you were coming in The craziness. And he just said right here
Okay, right here alright
Is it a defender's vest and uh play carrier
Um
Oh why does this not go in it?
It's a DMR mag.
That's a LAR mag.
Yeah.
Got M out of those
so I dropped it there.
Um, what'd you say
Donnie?
Defender's vest
and uh
plate carrier same shit?
No, Defenders is a little bit worse but it's better.
Does anyone have a thing to fix sights? What was that? The electro repair kit?
Nah. fixed sites. What is that? The electro repair kit? No.
Why don't you guys have that?
I'm looting this far building, um by the corner
before we're at
ATC tower looking building
I'm gonna clear it. Everything's like fucking open.
You're by ATC tower, huh? Yo this gas mask right here is the same rope.
I have a gas mask. I just need...
Can we check this building Jared? Did we check this building, Jared?
You checked when you came here?
This one that's in front of us?
Maybe Nadi checked the- actually I think
that's a little bit in the gas. Might have hurt my dude toff when I went in there, not sure.
Don't want to risk it.
We go this way?
Try going this way where it's a little away from that edge.
Okay. away from that edge. That's probably just my yellow health
packing.
I saw these over here though,
I don't know if Maddy looted all this.
Have we looted all of these white buildings? No, I didn't know if Marty looted all this. Have we looted all these white buildings?
No, I didn't loot...
This is a different set of white buildings right? Am I tripping?
Yeah yeah no, this is different
It's not like B BS-98 down here?
Does anyone have a Mosin ammo or sight?
I don't have a sight for it but...
Got a little bit of Mosin ammo.
Let's just leave that there. Not a full gun cleaning kit though?
That's huge. Very very huge.
Oh what the fuck is this dude?
KA-101
If you guys find weapon cleaning or uh...
Sorry electrical repair kit.
We need that.
I got a PSO scope.
No. It goes on AKs only.
Nothing down below you.
I'm gonna do the one right across.
And I'm gonna be on the bottom of the floor again.
Alright.
I don't like how we're so split, Noddy.
I'm just still on ATC.
You looking for punch guard? Or you have gas mask on? No right?
You're like still within range?
No no no. I'm still chilling.
Just looking for a punchguard bro so we can get the fuck outta here.
I agree. We gotta get out of this place.
That's a free...
What is this? Standard ice suppressor?
You might wanna aggro zombies and just fucking smoke a bunch of zombies and get it that way
if we can't find them.
There's a Savannah up here with the scope on it, in the mag.
Okay dude, this Savannah is... mag okay the savannah that is functioning or a dmr
that is not
is my question here, chat.
I'm going to come up to you.
Where are you?
Up top above me?
Yeah.
Is that you?
No, no, over here, yeah.
Just right up the stairs.
Right up the stairs,
not in a room.
This one, this this one this one.
Okay yeah I just want to look at everything else too.
Okay.
Yeah.
Straight up the stairs, just hug right hard.
It's like...
Right on top floor when you get there.
I'm by the helicopter outside.
I'm checking top floor in the building
you were in now.
Did you find it?
No.
It's next to uptown, no? Yeah, yeah, before you go... Did you find it? No. It said so up top.
Yeah, yeah before you go anywhere
like just right when you get up the stairs look left
You said all the way up top motherfucker
Didn't you say all the way up top
I said go upstairs and hug left.
Go upstairs and hug left...
You mean, so like the first room
Okay, yeah thank you man
Not even the first room, literally up the stairs.
Brother man... what the fuck are you talking about?
Are you even in the same building I'm in bro?
You're up and- dude okay.
Hug left no this way
you mean just straight up in the air
right up the stairs left bro
it's worn, damage scope
worn mag 10 bullets in the mag.
I got a full gun repair kit if you wanna repair the fuckin' mag.
Imma take it, imma take- i'll find a DMR later.
People always want me to keep the DMR, but I need
to be able to see a motherfucker to shoot a motherfucker so...
Oh bro what the scope is this now oh yeah another savannah dad i'm sorry taking the mag from the savanna to get shot perfect not us what I'm dead. What?
How the fuck did you just die?
Did you guys even hear a bullet?
Yeah, yeah, I heard bullets.
I just... I just died too, though.
No, that's fucking Hax right there.
That's Hax.
Oh, he's cheating?
No, no, he's cheating.
He's cheating.
He just killed me.
I was on the opposite side of your building behind three walls and you shot me in the head
Yeah, I just heard
One million times today two times that today I've been cheated?
That's right.
That's so dumb.
I was so geared to, bro.
So much time.
Two times today
I've been cheated, bro?
Yeah.
Motherfucker,
we
have been cheated.
Bro, that's crazy man
Jesus Christ bro
That's crazy
I can't catch a break today We can't catch a break today, huh?
We can't catch a break today.
We cannot catch a fucking break.
Bro we were geared man, I was having fun.
You're doing well bro!
About to get the punch card too! having fun. You're doing well, bro.
About to get the punch card too.
Yeah, I heard the shots and I was like, he's shooting again
and then I was dead.
Hello? When I stood, I was prone on a body.
As soon as I crouched up,
I died and it was like, wait, what?
Did you hear anything?
I didn't see it. Didn't hear shit.
So you guys, so you didn't hear shit. So you guys, so
you didn't hear the shots of it
but I heard the shots and then
you said he died and then I heard the shots
and then Kevin said he died and then I just
stood behind this wall
and then I just instantly behind this wall and then I just instantly died.
Just got shot in the fucking face.
Yeah, so
I heard the shots that killed me before
I died. Oh yeah,
so did I.
Like, I heard the shots saw like two seconds before
well they put the shots waited two seconds and then it's not because he was far
a guy shot me through a bunch of walls bro
no there's no way dude damn bro i mean hey he's getting bent asap how many times do I need to get cheated in one day?
I think people would be more careful because it is a $50 game that has freey, but I'm sure they got ways around that shit too.
You don't get banned from the game, we get banned from servers. Yeah cause they're all like private
not private servers but...
Can't they put a ticket with Daisy to get them banned from the game though?
Nah, I don't think so. No, that's dumb dude.
Like if you're blatantly cheating it's a game ban That's dumb, dude.
I feel like if you're blatantly cheating it's a game ban.
If you break rules for somebody server, server ban.
But that's like the game...
Cool.
Not gonna lie hacker or some you got killed from behind. No brother, I got shot through four walls.
There's no such thing as a guy randomly killing me right there. there
we got it so we got blatantly cheated twice today, man.
Yeah.
You just stole like fucking four hours of my life today, cheaters did. Doesn't matter we got bro I can shot through four walls even
if summit the guy was on top of Summit. The guy was still cheating.
He's cheating kills all like that's it. so I deserve to stretch. I see your nature in the morning
I see your water the hacker's in front of me dude the
hacker just spawned by me and he's like i
just killed night knight kid
i just killed night knight kid i just killed
this dude's voice comment to you that he cheated against us yeah hold on hold on
hold on i'm listening to him
let him talk let him talk about it i think it might be the same guy in Deadfall kind of seemed like he had an Asian accent, but he could've just been faking it. so Maybe Not the same guy, but...
This guy's just dumb.
What kind of shit's he saying? He said he killed three people and then got killed by a hacker.
And now, he's saying I didn't say I killed anybody.
I didn't kill anybody.
I didn't say I killed anybody. I didn't kill anybody. I didn't say I killed anybody. I didn't kill anybody.
Dumbass.
Dumbass.
Where are you going, bro?
Oh, I'm going come speak to me, where are you going?
Oh, I'm going off to go pick up some shit and then get hacked by you again.
Again? What?
What?
What?! You just killed three people?
Ask him how he killed us then.
I think I got killed by a hacker?
I just killed three people and then I got killed by a hacker. That's literally what you said.
What'd you say Jared? say ask him how he killed
us where was it said i did and then he started saying i didn't kill anything
i i did and then he started saying i didn't kill anybody he said no i didn't
kill anybody that he killed three people over there
First he said that he killed three people
and then said who we were
And then said he got killed by the hacker
So you killed three people
and THEN YOU GOT KILLED BY THE HACK. How does he know who we were?
Does it say something on the server for
who you kill?
He just knew, brother.
Yeah, he was like I killed Night Knight kid
and then I killed...
What the fuck? Night Knight Kid? And then I killed... Yeah.
What the fuck?
And then when I repeated it,
I was like, oh so you killed three people and then you got killed by a hacker so there was a hacker there. He's like, no, I didn't say I killed anybody.
Yeah.
What a fucking loser.
Now he's just
going to follow you around.
It could just be somebody who was watching the stream spawned by me. It could just be somebody who was watching the stream spawn by me.
It could just be someone who was watching the stream spawn by me and started talking shit.
Could not be a hacker, you know what I mean?
Oh, you got killed by a hacker too now i thought what
you kill three people right no you get anybody you didn't kill anybody you started the
conversation by saying you killed three people
because we were out in the open, remember?
You said that a bunch of times.
You said you guys were out in the open.
Remember that?
Remember that?
You don't remember that.
You don't remember that. You don't remember that.
This dude's stream sniping is what he's doing.
That's, that's what he meant to say
What are you talking about?
How'd you know the name night-night kid remember when you said yeah, I killed night-night kid remember when you said that
where'd you get the name night knight kid from j Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy, don't be like that Jimmy
come on man. Yo how do you know my name?
Yo he just called that dude by
his name? I didn't say my name.
See how he just called that guy's name?
Yeah, so you see server names
You might not be seeing sniping
He's cheating, cheating.
So he's just...
Yeah yeah what's your name on here Naughty?
Just Naughty.
Yeah I think you said I killed NightKid, Naughty and then somebody else.
He said somebody else because the somebody else
he couldn't see in time.
Did he say somebody else or did he say a name?
So I can say what my name is.
Actually you know what he didn't say Naughty he said Night Knight Kid. Did he say somebody else or did he say a name? I'm listening to the clip, hold on.
Actually you know what? He didn't say Naughty, he said Night Night Kid and whatever your name is Jared.
I'm listening to the clip, hold on.
I'm gonna type in my name is real quick. I'm gonna say, I'm gonna type what
my name is real quick
in Discord. Yeah yeah
I'm pretty sure this week said that. In Discord?
Yeah yeah, I'm pretty sure this week said
I killed NightKid,, and then some other guy.
Homie's just
cheating blatantly right now.
You hacked and then respawned
by me bro? That's insane insane what are you doing hacking bro
you are hacking you just said the dude's name you just said the dude's name
crazy bro jump if you're getting hit.
Crazy bro!
Okay, why do you know his name?
Yo kill this guy behind me he's a piece of shit.
Hackin'.
Hackin'!
What a loser, bro.
That guy's a fucking loser attention whore
He's just an attention seeker Alright, well I'm not gonna play here while there's a cheater lurking around us.
I'm pretty sure he's not just cheating, I'm pretty sure he's also stream sniping.
So let's just get
out of that bitch.
Yeah, I'm dipping on that server.
I'm pretty sure that guy is stream sniping and cheating.
Oh yeah, he is.
He is cheating so oh yeah he is he is look what I typed I'm not really sure
what the play is here
you know what I'm saying
yeah if that's the same guy that got I'm not really sure what the play is here. You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, if that's the same guy that got you before...
Nah, it's not.
No, it's not a different guy.
Two different cheaters today, brother.
Jesus Christ, bro.
Yeah.
I mean, honestly,
it's better that
it's two cheaters and not one guy following you around
You know what I mean?
Yeah, it's definitely
better that it's like a random encounter with
the cheater but I still think he's sniping and cheating so that's
like the worst combination well i feel like him saying your name not not saying summit
you might not have been streamed yeah maybe possible i'm not gonna say it's fucking over-repeated.
Doesn't even matter, she just started with this
and that's what started her cheating. Fuck em'.
Ahhh... Yeah, I can't play that map. He was following me around.
Make sure he got right by me after we died.
And you can see fucking names on notes every time.
Yeah, that dude just calling out the other guy's name is so... on little to me every time.
Yeah, that dude just calling out the other guy's name is just like...
He's just bragging about it now.
He's trolling with his cheats.
Piece of shit shrimp.
It doesn't help that the fucking server is completely open to anybody at
the moment.
There's no queue,
any dipshit.
And it's only one server.
Yeah.
Any dipshits from Cy can get into that, no issues.
Stream sniping is one thing but's on a different level.
Stream snipers we can still kill, you know what I mean?
Yeah it's just
being a fucking straight up cheater
is crazy.
Twice today me and Nadi have lost hours to that shit.
Literally lost fucking HOURS to that shit.
Well you got a good run on that map. You a good like you know where to go
to get yeah he's good the guy ended my stream because of
that cheater from the last one imagine if i stayed on and it got cheated again
i would have broke everything. Mashed my keyboard on my monitor and shit, like...
There we go.
We got to get some rest.
Yeah.
Oh. I don't know where to go. Let me know on that, yeah. all right so He called out a random person. The guy that he called out on top of the bridge
is not one of us, there's a random guy.
They say the guy's gonna be
the type of cheater
he showcases right there, dude.
He's gonna be
the type of cheater
who lets you know
he's cheating
and he's just trolling basically.
He's just fucking around.
My last money donation i love it big time gunshot yoda
jacob three-time champ the three-time champ jacob i know you yeah thanks brother i appreciate
you man thanks so much for the support. My last monies!
Yeah, don't give me your last monies dude!
Let me know on that, Kev. I'm at 14.
Okay type this. Chicken Chicken. so I'm 11 on that one.
11? How long did that take?
Uhhh, 15-20? the 1520
nothing is I really have a start on this one
so if you gotta start we can wait that enough
yet but I don't see it problem waiting You willing to wait that or no?
Yeah bro I don't have a problem waiting.
I'd have to wait for you to get to me anyway if I got in right away.
What kind of start?
This is the one where I was at the military.
I've probably barely got a starhip shot.
This is the one that me and Noddy got shit on.
I reported the guy, made a ticket and no one's responded to it yet.
He's probably asleep at this point I'd say.
... point, I'd say. Did you lose your deadfall character?
Yeah, I'm characterless at the moment brothers.
Legit we played our deadfall character
We got cheated.
We swapped over to our...
What's it called? New York server just got cheated.
... just got cheated. I like it three times.
I like it, brother.
It's good.
This is the Swedish Fish one.
What happened in New York? We just got blatantly cheated by a guy
who was bragging about it and shit.
Pretty sure he was just looking for his attention
for the night so so I was stuck in a dream
And I was trying to find the stars
But I ended up dead Gia GL'd.
So if you guys don't know what happened on passage earlier, me and Noddy killed five people in the dam of tunnels. We killed five
people, okay? Took all their shit
and we're like, dude, we're ready for a fucking passage.
Let's just go. Went to passage.
As soon as we got into the door somebody flanked us with a gl okay killed naughty
i survived it went into the tunnel with my gas mask
and was waiting for him and the dude dude shot like six GL shots at me.
Like five shield shots at me.
And eventually every single GL shot
was doing a little bit of damage
and then eventually just killed me.
Grenade launcher, yeah, grenade launcher. He had explosive rounds
in his grenade launcher, killed Nad even one hit. Shot like six of them at me to kill me.
Pretty sure he's a...like there's...you'll never convince me that he's not a cheater.
Never.
That guy 100,000% cheating his dick off. There's a lot of
cheaters in this game man. You have to understand
think about how like
this game
is one of those games where when you lay
eyes on somebody first
you have all the advantages.
You know what I'm saying? You can track where
somebody goes.
Bro, ESP in this game is so fucking broken
it's ridiculous.
More broken than small games
like Counter-Strike,
you know what I mean? Like when I mean small,
I mean like 5v5 small arena
maps.
It's so fucking broken in DayZ
they can just
steal 8 hours of your time, 20 hours of your time.
A Counter-Strike hacker can never do that.
The most a Counter-Strike cheater can steal from you is like 30 minutes.
You know what I'm saying?
You get cheated in DayZ, bro?
Five hours.
Just go.
Got cheated twice today, bro. That's painful shit.
There was like serious hours gone.
It's like dude...
Sign me up with a console version of the game, right?
Like...
Get me off this shit.
I wish people took anti-cheat more seriously.
Just let their games just get out, willy-nilly, fucking flying in the wind
getting shit on by every fucking gust of wind known to man
Just fucking...out there flabbergasted.
Why the game is getting shit on my cheaters? I don't know dude, it's just sucky dude.
That is a sucky thing.
People out there cheating, dude, having the time their lives bro. Not a fucking care in the world Just stealing shit from people you'd imagine that bro how fucking heartless can human have to be
Bro I feel bad when I shoot people legit
How much time I just took away from them like damn bro play to eight
hours gone you know that sucks if you're cheating you really actually fucking
steal people's time and that's like our most valuable asset and it's our most
valuable commodity in life. How do you think 27 will
feel dude? Let's see, it's getting there. You're getting there dude. You'll find it. stealing my time for your own enjoyment like you're the main character on the planet and
they go, man I hate you guys bro.
You can actually just garbage.
Garbage humans.
They'll fucking slit your throat in your sleep
in the zombie apocalypse, same type of guy.
... so uh Oh yeah, you don't cheat on land bro. You gotta be a maniac.
Yeah that guy got his computer thrown out the fucking window or throw out the door.
Shit I'll do the same thing. I'm gonna throw out the door.
Shit, now do the same thing.
Can you even say that on Twitch? What?
What, saying that cheaters are a little bit fucking psychotic in their brain even outside video basically the ultimate loser shit. You know what I mean?
It's just... you can't commit yourself to shit and get good at shit.
You need a crutch to enjoy anything except your enjoyment has to come from others' misery.
Kind of shit tier loser shit, you know what I mean? That will follow them all through life in its own ways.
But uh yeah... Shit tier. Hopefully it follows it closer than we hope. Okay. Man, I have to go...
Do I have to report that guy too?
Is there a fucking discord on...
What server was that? New York?
I should have talked to this dude.
That I whispered to Adam dude that i whispered yo get this dude
let me check my whispers real quick.
I do have a whisper open with him,
I'll message him right now. Yo, I think I got
cheated in my last death.
Name is blank do okay listen i usually don't message Adamants about stuff but I had an open line to that guy so I figured I'd drop it.
Drop him a message on the last death in his server and see what happens.
How did he cheat?
I'm pretty sure he's just ESP aimbot, just fucking doing his hacker thing. You know the basics.
The basic shit dude.
You have the basic shit you need to be successful on DayZ.
If you suck ass...
If you suck ass.
Shut the door on one of them? No, I can't.
I'll have to let him through like this. That's- This is the plan. Here we go.
Let him through like this.
Ugh! You fucks, get away from me! Okay you know what? Strategy...
Strategy number two!
Jump on a fucking car!
Oh shit! We're in trouble if the zombies one day learn how to climb.
You know what I'm saying?
In War Z with Brad Pitt, this would never happen.
Motherfucker could be standing there like Z with Brad Pitt this would never happen.
The motherfuckers could be standing on the Great Wall of China and they fucking get up there in more z.
And Daisy you stand on a fucking car
She's got forehead on him are you serious?
Holy fucking strong! Grandma just had her wig get split open three times right there, she's fine.
That's right, motherfuckers.
Give me those tools.
Give me everything you got! Give me that hat!
Nope, I've got the helmet actually.
Uh... something uh...
...any-
... Daddy.
Grandma's got a chin. You wanna know something about DayZ? And it's a myth, but I believe it.
They purposely make the old motherfuckers
strong. You know what I mean?
Maybe they're the fucking zombie
elders or something. Dude, they've lasted
for hundreds of years.
You know what I'm saying? Gotten stronger, like some fuckin'
underworld shit.
AGH!
The old motherfuckers...
they take more usually.
I just don't wanna get cheated man...
Stop stream-snipping cheating, dude. What kind of
fucking shit is that?
Okay. he said 15 ads? That's a lot. You sure?
That's not possible.
Sub up or shut up! Sorry, sorry.
He's checking, he's checking... I was trying to get but I'm very sorry.
Oh we killed five people and got cheated by the Anadi. We had such a good run!
We were owning- we were the goddamn champions
of the underground
pass.
That was a
disgusting run
bro.
Five fucking
people in the
damn room.
Yeah and one
running ready to go passes right off that.
I had a two pass...
Exactly! We made it there!
Holy shit dude.
This guy's gonna be jailed for uh...
indecent exposure
what's up this guy walked in no pants on trying to fucking whip it out i don't
know what was going on hospital patients forgot where he was yeah maybe I'm sick!
Sicker than a dog.
Please, let me find some food.
I just want some food, sir. Is there one more?
Damn, I'm on the struggle bus early game. Are you in yet Kev?
No bro.
What's your Q?
10. Wait what?! No, bro. What's your Q? 10
Wait what?!
Come on, fuckin' move one space!
You move 1
12 to 10
Okay this isn't worth it then let's go somewhere else
Logging in right now then let's go somewhere else um
logging out right now
everyone sucked anyways's so stupid.
Playing DayZ with friends is a goddamn nightmare brush.
It's a fuckin nightmare.
Okay, I got one for you. This is actually my last money so can I love you lots?
You make me. oh i think so yeah i mean you know what
i'm saying
i mean what the fuck's the alternative
i mean wait What the fuck's the alternative? I mean, wait wait wait.
Yeah there is a shitload Dabi? Yes, I've been down one side
Mean the figure that out pretty quickly though
Yeah find out
You have your splash screens and shit turned off Yeah, find out pretty easily.
You have your splash screens and shit turned off right?
For that one I don't think so but...
No it's not a thing, it's just like a little it's not that one thing it's like on your game settings
you're in spite i turned this custom slash i turned it off on they still pop up i don't know i i turned them out but once i came back they won't on this one.
I'll just change my seat real quick. Oh, I don't like the color of this camera.
I don't fucking like it.
I've just been talking to a guy that said he didn't hack SMI chat for the last 20 minutes.
What do you mean in your chat?
In your Discord?
He came into my channel.
Oh sorry, not your Discord, your channel.
Yeah yeah. Is he in there right now?
Yeah. What's his Twitch name?
RangerOnReed
Okay well it's read. Very simple question.
How did he know the guy's name
on the bridge? Answer that with something
legit or you're a fucking cheater.
Yeah, he also said he didn't kill anybody and then he said he
he said but then he said he killed the three of us i said because he said he heard that i said it's
on bod and he came to my stream looked me up
i said how did you know my name he said because my kill log shows up
my kill log yeah and then i was like but you said
you didn't kill anybody he's like no i killed three people
and then got killed by a hacker
Nah
Like why would you bring a hacker into it?
So how does he know our name? What is this kill log shit?
There's no kill logs. What do we need kill logs?
No first of all kill logs
Second of all him saying night everything is hilarious okay
on top on top of him calling out the guy above his name and then the guy said
that guy said how do you know my name? Like bro, what?
It's been hilarious talking to him.
This guy came and defended himself
from killing the horn.
Is that a real thing?
It wouldn't matter because the first thing he said is he didn't kill people
and then he changed it to kill p- but he didn't
kill Jimmy above us. And he knew Jimmy's name
How was Jimmy named? The guy asked how you
knew my name. I went,
it doesn't matter.
Go look at the fucker.
Go watch the fight and how he kills us from each person's perspective.
He didn't just kill three of us instantly all in three different locations like five seconds
like three fives three to five seconds in between and then he gets killed by a hacker let's say it
was true let's see you guys listen to me and then he gets killed by hackers homie you got reported and an admin will look into your bullshit,
And then they'll make the decision. Who gives a flying fuck what we think?
I think you're cheating bitch Ranger Reed
And your name sucks.
Bro, his Twitch profile
says he's DayZ Pro.
Is he? Oh, hold on.
Yeah, 7K hour
DayZ Pro.
Fuck my dick. And then he put in my chat who's this other guy talking ranger reed is that what it is
is it a genuine special way ranger on read i put it in Discord.. I'm Ranger Daisy Esports Pro 7KRs.
He's a troll bro, nobody who is good at daisy says they're daisy esports pro.
He's just a troll.
A cheating troll yeah
yeah i think you just not give him any more attention and call it a day
i'm gonna look into your home Hopskillet. Good luck.
Yeah exactly, that motherfucking came with the chat because we stopped talking about him and he was fucked up
I said I'm fine giving you attention, probably really fucking easy to do
It's okay, I'm a nice guy.
Loser sheet, right? so Oh, my God. Do do do do do.
Alright, boss! Jalabisco. I'm at jalabisco my boss
galavisco oh Jello, Visco, unknown food, Marka 2. Mag?
No.
Not getting that fucking lucky, I guess.
No mag, no mag, no mag.
No mag this time.
Understandable, understandable.
I don't mind the food though.
What's up?
Alright well... I will fuckin' light some up. Early.
Looks like it a full auto. Woo!
Oh, yeah. I like this. I like the shooter. This is probably one of my favorite Maw Servers from all these right now.
Your favorite what?
I said it's probably one of my favorite mall services in the world.
Same.
What I'm saying is people will probably figure it out pretty quickly when you run and buy some shit, you know what I mean?
Yeah... I mean? Yeah.
Didn't want to say it earlier until I got in at least.
I like some of these custom areas because
in my opinion the mall's starting are two like oh go here go
here and go here three places only that nothing really between that's worthwhile
i'm not sure where I am.
Military, I think I'm by...
Lovejanks maybe?
Just attack the radio.
Little military by love janks I think.
Or opposite.
Should've come back down there.
It's weird going from that other server to this one and like getting excited about little shitty stuff
because on the other servers it gives you everything are you like new york yeah you definitely get more loot getting that plate
here and stuff like that's gonna take more take longer
yeah just finding a knife within me to fire what i think i made one fire on new york the
whole time i've been playing it?
Yeah, it's just a different type of survival. It's more of a PvP related
map. This is more of a mix between
the two and Deadside
is like a mix between
the two until you get to the other side. It's a little bit more PvE
What the fuck did you say this is following me okay that's fair
let's go about your business he just has fun
he was willing to look death in the fucking eyeballs
without blinking,
without moving, without strafing.
My man was ready to die.
I respect it, I gotta
respect him even though I want his sweater
What a fucking sweater
You know where we are?
Jalavisco, my friend. Jalavisco.
Jabalesco? Okay.
Yep. Thank you.
Not quite what I said but it was almost the exact same thing.
Is that an easel?
You hear what I say? what is i'm gonna use this on the other
you can have that gun in there if you want, brother. Take his hood as he packed.
You know what? Like I said,
I respect the guy because he stared at the gun right in the motherfucking barrel. Didn't try to strafe. You know what I'm saying?
Stared death right in the face man. And you know what? Like I said, I respect that shit.
and he said i'm a friend- i'm a new spawn, man.
I wouldn't do it. I wouldn't stand completely still to get fucking headshot by
that guy staring at me with the gun, you know what I mean?
Because 90% of my body wanted to shoot him right there.
He's a fishing- fucking walking fishing pole, you know what I mean?
I just want to kill somebody.
Now I go into Xalavisco...
...as the boss monster.
The raid boss, I will kill everybody
except for that guy, wanted to murder him.
My mind's telling me no!
But my body... my mind's telling me no something like that Am I waiting on EFT?
Yeah, I'm kinda waiting for a wipe on EFT to happen and then I'll probably hop back over for a little beat.
Almost touched her...
YET! Chester, okay. Yeah!
Chester. Okay. oh Anybody home? Anybody home?
That doesn't sound like a rat. Oh shit! Okay, chill.
Backing me into the corner right off the bat.
What am I hearing, man? There's noises in that building!
... so I don't mind if I do.
Should have checked and seen if that actually goes on it
i think it does already did stupid already dead idiot who the fuck locks these things, man.
About to murder everybody for locking that.
Oh! That's a
backpack and half-back right there bros. That's a really good bag to find I like the green one too
Don't fucking look at me don't fucking do it
Don't fucking do it!
Let's go upstairs and see if we can find some more 9. Alright boys, just my time.
Alright brother. We'll catch you later.
My health is going down to the cold.
I'm gonna get warm. aren't we? Gotta get warm fast, Chad
We gotta go fast and close
Actually probably gonna come to this area next
SHUT UP!
If I did that on purpose, I knew the box was going to be there
We are gonna go focus on clothing
and stuff in here first then we'll go back and look for the nine miles i think 20 bullets
is enough to murder low-level individuals right here if we need to.
Rather not waste the bullets. You ever seen Resident Evil chat?
Rather not shoot you. Might need the bullets.
He did need the bullets, he didn't use them, but he did need them.
Use a heat pack or die. The heat packs there, I understand them dying. These will help me get a little bit better but not by much.
And then start a fire.
I'm kinda missing them all, Sprawl. I really like this one.
See, I really like this one, chat.
I'm a firm believer that Namal just doesn't quite have enough.
That's all in the early areas.
Little tiny extra shit, you know spreads the early game out just a tad...
You don't have to be fucking nut-to-butt
the whole time with people.
You feel me, dog?
You feel me?
Catch my drift.
Woo! Buckshot! Buckshot buckshot yes sir yeah sure that's a buckshot
yeah sure that's crunchy murder.
I'm just gonna keep this out, I don't mind using the buckshot
but don't want to use all my 9-0s
if possible
Eeeeww! You're stealing my thing? Oh, you're scurrying by?
Uh... well dude we got a backpack down there so I was just thinking like yeah I don't have space.
Just thinking that! Just thinking that.
Oh but do we have... is this space? Yes we do. Yes, we have many spaces.
Holy shnikes!
That's beautiful right there.
That right here is beautiful. If we can get a 22
Mark 2 magazine, we're looking so fucking good on ammo
My health is going up
Probably still good to get a heat buff,
but I think before we do that
we just keep looting around because no one else
is here at the moment.
We can take advantage of that and try
to find some extra loot skis like a fucking wall ball that goes
on my backpack. Boom! Free!
Free! Don't you want something? What's up?
What's up? Beat this
little ass real quick. Up in the second little
thunder dome we got going on here
get the fuck back in here oh shit the one time it would work man
whoa what's that? Oh!
Oh...
You saw him wrong, homie.
Grrrr!
Grrrr! Tch! You thought my fucking nutsack right there. I thought blah, blah, blah is what
I fucking heard. I thought
blah, blah, fucking blah
is what I got out of that, homie.
... I thought she... This dude was gonna try to say,
I thought you were a zombie.
You really think I'm falling for some stupid shit like that, bro?
When you just blatantly swung at me.
I thought you were a zombie he wanted to say!
Then he ate a fucking shotgun shot for breakfast.
I thought you were a zombie!
Yeah, bro. And I'm fuckin' Sherlock Holmes right?
Dude, I really deducted that one.
Layta...
Really fuckin' broke that one down.
Unfortunate for you. I knew as soon as he ran by me and had his knife out that if i didn't get out of
that little spot there's gonna be fucking trouble
sometimes you can just tell by how much motherfucker's sprintin' around, y'know?
That he ain't lookin for fun. Or he ain't lookin for teammates, y'know?
I gotta cut that dude up.
45 pistol. Duct tape, nice. Nice one, nice one, nice one.
Very nice, very nice.
Still don't have shit that is warm now.
I guess... Nah we already had best insulation in our heads have shit that is warm now.
I guess... We already have best insulation in our head, but
hiccups! Manliesthiccups.com
That
is my
That's my god. Let me get this thing down. Pop goes the weasel. I thought you were Paul.
Yeah, don't be scared homie. We gotta figure out how to get a goddamn jacket in these parts huh?
Holy lay! Who's got the fucking... who's the jacket hog around here?
Holy, I hate when people lock those
fucking doors. It pisses me off.
Who's locking the
FUCKING DOORS MAN?! Whoa! Who's locking the fucking doors, man?
What?
Ohhhh...
It's you from before right?
Yeah yeah. I don't find nothing man what the fuck where is the fucking loot
you need food and no not not food loot in general things yeah actually i mean look at me bro i'm Not food, loot. In general. Things.
Yeah... I mean look at me bro
I don't even have a fucking jacket yet man
You think I like wearing pink on my face?
Oh you look great on that.
Thanks man! Appreciate it.
It matches you.
Yeah thanks. What's your name?
My name is Alex.
I'm Jimbo nice to meet you.
Jimbo?
Like the Simpsons guy?
Yep, I think so some guy yeah okay do you know do you know what's this which you put together
I think he can like spray your guns potentially and stuff like that.
I don't even have a gun if you want it.
I barely got one, I don't think i'll spray on mine.
I could try using it on mine hold on
Let me just put this away real quick.
Oh that sugar there.
Yeah, if she gets a little crazy kinda quick around here...
I just killed the man for trying to murder me!
Alright... All right, I'm gonna fix my pants real quick. i get a little more insulation pull out a knife grab don't you do it No, that means I'm close or something. I tried it on the
clothes and nothing happened
Maybe it needs to be only on certain
guns, but I have had guns
that I don't think you can scrape in
Probably if you left your gun in the floor and you spray it with a
spray on the hand i don't think it works
I don't think it works. I don't think so.
I think its the same thing, because i can just put it on my back
Put the spray in my hands
And then drag from my shoulder
Yeah, that's my shoulder. No good, no good.
My music's a little loud on this server
Dude the music is a little louder on this
than it is in other things
or then there's another man we're still on javalisco
you're still in alabasco
i'm trying to find my friend where's your friend at we don't even know
okay uh be right back'm going to check the map.
Trustworthy guy, trustworthy guy...
Oh, I like that! I like that. I like that.
They have that in the story, right? Okay. Where is he? He thinks it's...
I don't know, maybe he just wants to go back and look for the other one. Where is he?
He thinks he's... here.
Well, let's do this! Let's start a fire. I'm gonna thaw out some food all the way. A little bark, a little sticks
Not gonna do it on this side
I guess the gun has to be on the ground and then you put the spray in your hands and then spray it.
She hit you right!
Right?
Once you put the gun on the ground real quick,
and try to spray that bad boy.
Why didn't I fucking think of that? so I don't have any paper.
Nevermind, she thinks he's seen look young.
It's the opposite side of the map. He's on the west side, you're on the east side. I'm coming for you brother.
Brother, thank you for not killing me.
But i have to go. Alright brother, hey hope you and your friend meet up
Good luck!
Good luck mate Alright, we gotta chill out here.
Get our shelves a little fire going.
What is this dam? Is this shit a dam?
Ah, it is. Fuck me.
Good there then.
Maybe he's got something oh jesus thank you appreciate it
i'm just going to use these things then. Just gonna use, uh... yeah.
Just gonna use the thing I got on me
Maybe I should choose his? Should I keep mine?
Choose his. she says so keep mine she says Feels bad. He's a nice guy.
He said, thanks for not killing me. Oh, what a nice guy!
What a really nice guy!
I like cargo pants.
Hunter pants are gonna be more cool.
So we just need to keep it chill. Fucking cool dude, bros.
And he hooked me up with some of these...
There's gonna be a difference back here in a while, so... see.
Alright, I'm at the damn... I'm at the damn dam, bro.
You're at the dam?
Yeah, you're gone, bro.
Look there, bro.
Holy shit, bro. I'm still in Jalisco. Trying to live here.
I got hella food, had
to kill a guy. A guy
that can...had to meet up with this boy so
he killed himself. Dan's on the other side of the map though right like i'm
far west you're far east that's all right something like that oh change here. Best make yourself known, brother.
Unless you want a hole in your fucking chest. I think there's a flare. Yeah, flare enough. Flare enough. Had to do it, bro.
You know what I'm saying? It's one of those...
One of those gats that do whatever type of things. Thanks.
Listen, the mosque is one of those maps where you hate on it until you start playing it and you're like, man, this is pretty fun. For sure, dude.
I think I need to go do some fishing.
I'll catch us a bunch of fish.
I'm running kind of your direction.
I don't want to go over the dam all got his pistol.
I'm still... You know where I am, bro. damn all i got is a pistol
i'm still you know where i am bro i am fucking jalvis go east yeah yeah way east i have tons of food i'm heating up i'm gonna cook this or
i'm gonna chop my friend up here,
my old buddy.
And use him for a fishing rod so he'll always be with me.
That's so nice of you dude.
I know dude, honestly thought that was pretty...
Keep your friends close.
Keep them close!
Yeah, I think I need to figure out
if I'm on yellow bar or both?
Thought I was a what?!
I didn't hear're just saying say again
i said i need to i'll probably get a fish here because i don't think i'll
make it over to you with yellow bar yeah just do your thing do your thing
i'm gonna try to get some stuff going thank Thank you for the donut brother, appreciate it. I thought you were a zombie
i guess the gun has to be on the ground and then you put yeah thank you by the way Dirtbat
appreciate that you have the donut alone Highlander Highlander, Dirtbat, pleasure. Turn down
the ambient music a bit? Ambient? You mean like
It's so low on the other map and and it's so loud on this map.
So I feel you, I feel going to dig up some worms and then I forgot.
You don't need them?
Who the fuck we are, dude?
Actually kind of like it better
if you can actually catch fish decently and not have to dig up worms.
It's frustrating having to re-worm hooks over and over, y'know?
Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do I don't know where the fuck
I'm getting all these songs stuck in my head.
Okay. so Hallelujah, man. That's a great song. I've seen this guy singing on like a,
like a show and it was the most incredible version i'd ever heard.
Can't remember his name though if I looked it up you probably find him.
It's not Jeff Buckley! I can't remember his name. Hold on, I'll find him. It is... listen everybody's gonna have their favorite version right so don't hate on me
all right i can't remember who it is. I don't find something Matthew Schoeller
eight years ago. now do you what i like this version i'm sorry lift the prideful king good
that's impressive as to me
not bad not the best. Okay, understandable.
I like his style. so i tried to touch Oh, it won't not stand before the Lord and Son
With nothing on my tomb but Hallelujah Hallelujah! Hallelujah!
Hallelujah!
Shit's crazy. God, no one killed me.
God, no one killed me. God, no one killed me!
She just woke up to me being dead
to be honest with you. Very very lucky I'm not dead
Very very lucky I'm not dead
I think... Say what you will. Have your opinions, okay?
Maybe my opinions aren't always the best.
But that sounds incredible to my ears, brothers.
I must have heard that version of that song
in the same YouTube video
20-30 times
or some shit.
Am I looking the wrong way.
Oh jeez they're all locked except for one. That's kinda nice.
Alright we gotta catch you up actually brother. I'm so sorry. I forgot
I forgot about your goofy ass. I need something more than the fucking screwdriver brother
Gotta get some uh, Gotta get some bones.
Matthew Scholler I think it was. Matthew Schuller S-C-H-U-L-E
R
I like his raspy voice he does. I think it sounds really good.
Let me get rid of you now, just make a couple of these guys.
Imagine cutting up a body with the screwdriver. Yeah it wouldn't be too simple
I imagine.
Please check out this inspiring performance. Here's the link, Link.
Alright give me a little bit. We're not going through singing shit now. I just wanted to show one thing. You're gonna be fine, everyone's gonna be fine we're all gonna make it.
We don't need to have the best right now.
Get rid of all this screwdriver
stuff.
The fart at the end does not make that
promising, by the way.
Um... um i think we're good there I killed the mood
S11? Oh, you mean on my
character?
Bro. Oh. Oh, you mean on my character? I mean bro. Maybe because we cut everybody
up he killed the man.
... Or do I kill the mood by cutting him up? How long will
I stay in that building? Listen bro, we had to cook stuff.
Where are you Kev, still there?
At the same place?
I'm in the middle of the woods.
I had to go get long sticks and then I lost where I dropped all my fish.
No way.
I'll find it, I'll find it. There's so many fucking trees that are like where I decided to put shit.
You big doofus. There we go, I found it!
It only took a couple seconds, okay?
I'm trying to think of which way is south from Jalavisco...
I just got no inventory space.
Didn't find a backpack that whole time, so I had to drop shit.
Think it's past the big one.
Gotta go. It's dying out here in the cold. Fire, got all my long slicks for it. Got four fish...
Well, four fish fillets.
Let's check and see if we can find some more 9mms. lace.
Let's check and see if we can find some more 9mm ammo.
It would be a little bit more comfortable if I had some backup ammo.
... Sorry to give you guys the flash treatment here, dudes.
But I'm just... Really, it's the best way to loot this. Alright it's kinda tough to
eyeball this stuff. At least I think so.
Damn, nothing.
I know that's really fucking annoying to look at.
I know, I know, I know...
I understand, I know, I know. I understand, I understand.
Gotta remember that I can't eat hot food on this server either. Yeah, haha.
I don't know how to get south but uh...
I'm working on it.
Uh...
Oh yeah, you can't see the sun right now at all.
Why don't she board to me?
Please.
How do you loot this I already looted this building, didn't I? But... Let me look up here. What is up here?
Maybe ammo?
There's gunshots like right behind me but i think it's over the river hopefully I gotta think about this.
If you see the sun, you wanna put it on your left?
This is what I would look at while I'm going this way, that should be...
Sun on your left.
If you can see it.
Hello? Yeah well why were you sprinting at me?
Trying to beat me up with your fists? Fair enough.
Gotta try to take advantage of this moment.
I was on YouTube the other day, Jared, and had like like a suggestion... No way bro!...from your uh... see ya peeps.
Bro! How much are you tanking?
Dude this guy should be dead already.
Oh so fucking
annoying.
Hold on here, Sid.
Yeah, let me know.
What'd you say?
Sorry.
Said I had a suggested video from you the other day that was...
Sea of Thieves where you drew leaners on these dudes,
map like seven times.
And they started kinda talking to each other about it a little bit, yeah.
Yeah.
I think it's this red chat.
He has a smiley face and he said,
I've never done a smiley face before!
Just wieners the only way is no
smilies
not sure exactly where i'm going, but I think I'll be heading south for the most part. All this fish up is going to still take me a little bit too.
One sharpened stick at a time takes a while.
This is toward west, right? So I think we missed the south.
We're going the wrong way. This way is the wrong way?
I know that's towards Vorkuta.
Somebody shot me in the middle of the woods right when I spawned too.
You dead?
No, no, no, right when I spawned.
Oh earlier?
Yeah, guess he couldn't find me.
Damn you got hit or are you uh-
He just shot at ya?
No, he hit me and shot once every once.
Damn, that's not a lot of fucking huh?
I don't know man, all I hell was an axe bro dude wasting bullets Over this hill?
This south?
I don't know if you want to meet up in an airfield, maybe?
That's probably good.
You can find that...
...you can get on top of this pipe and run all the way across yeah on the pipe
if you find that i think i'm close to that i should be able to get out. I hate when your stomach gets full when there's like two more bites on the fish left could i chance it That's the best we're fucking done already. Hopefully I didn't ruin his armor.
I ruined it.
I thought I was surprised. I'm hurt. I'll fix this up. I think we're gonna get him.
I don't know what to do with that guy. I'm gonna fix this up.
What an odd interaction.
I hesitate sometimes to shoot because I'm not trying to kill everybody, but you know, I'm trying to kill some.
You're running into everyone out here trying to fight huh?
Me? Yeah! i opened that i engaged right there oh okay
i guess i should have known dude so I mean, he had a fucking armor that I wanted so...
I was shot.
But I ruined it, so...
Couldn't exactly shoot him where I wanted to, but...
Figured out where that line was from.
He's like, that's a nice jacket!
Then kills people and has his jacket on.
I know it's happened in a few things.
It does happen in Terminator, but on Sin City. Sin City, he does it like three times.
Oh, I gotcha, I gotcha.
The Mickey Rourke thing. I gotcha, I gotcha. The uh... Ricky
or Mickey Rourke
Yeah the guy with the crazy like jawline
or whatever? Yeah
yeah he does it like three times like that's a nice
jacket! That's what I was thinking of it's happening
a bunch of movies at this point i guess all right um i got the pipeline in my site here here.
On this server I kept finding fights at the airfield too, so
I can just chill and wait for you. There's a random ass in here. I think it's a pistol.
I'm just gonna chill in some trees, wait for you.
If we can find that pipeline sitting in a tree by it. I'm actually in my fucking backpack! I think it's pistol for zombies.
I literally have a Mark 2!
I don't want to use 9mm on zombies right now
when that's my main ammo type
for killing humans, so...
Oh no, no, Mayfine. No, no, no.
No, no, no, no.
Maybe if I follow this...
I don't actually know.
Working on it though.
Am I back with all the guns?
Not in this server but even if you could it's ruined.
Can't now.
What's that?
If I have Ruin Gloves will it still stop me from getting Frostbite on it?
If your what I gloves if the gloves are ruined no nothing you have them on oh now well you think face wrapping your
clothes
plus seeing patched up gloves i got enough rags for one
plus you can patch it up i guess Eat food, yeah. I've lost where the fuck I'm heading by the way. The sun is rising right?
Just set- just rising in the east no?
Uh it was rising when I got on.
That is setting though.
Is it not that way?
Let me see.
It's not setting, there's no way of setting.
Yeah, it's rising.
There you go.
Definitely rising. What's in here? yeah that's rising there you go definitely rising
who's in here who's in here Our jackets are still better to be honest
it's just better and student even if it's just better instead even if
it's damaged i can fix it make it even better so me Excuse me. If I follow this pipe north, I'll reach for Kuta, huh?
Not really sure.
Should we go the other way?
Oh yeah, I think so, yeah.
Something like that.
Where do you wanna be at?
Do you want to go what south-west then?
Can I go this way chat? Wait, I'll i go there i'm at the first military camera
oh they're fighting up here yeah yeah i just heard those i'm close
i'm heading up to those let's see if I can kill someone.
They might be shooting me in the ear right here, it's obvious.
That's gotta be each other so many fucking shots dude. All I got is a pistol though.
And I've got a shotgun and a fucking fully auto gun so I'm gonna try to mop these motherfuckers.
I'm yellow health, though, so if they shoot me, I'll end up in trouble.
They're at that military you were talking about yeah?
Now we're in the direction.
There we go... Guess it's obvious. I don't know.
That's a zombies.
Did they use that much ammo on zombies? Maybe.
I mean the last shot might have been a zombie in the fight.
That could've been an execution shot too, if they had known.
Like I said he coulda won the fight and now he's just clearing
zombies cause he heard doing it loud. so I got eyes on the military here.
I got green helmet on, wooden stick on my back.
You're not close to the military right? He's in this bitch, I'm gonna blast him.
Yeah i'm not in it yet.
I'm dead bro. Yo the MWQ was like behind a little thing!
I think it sucked up all the bullets. I see him, I'm right behind him.
Fuck!
He's also kind of
all over the damn place
to be fair.
Yo,
I gotta stop moving
when I shoot.
It's a weird habit
from fucking Tarkov
that doesn't work
in this game, man.
I'm sorry.
Do they have any deathmatch servers in the shit nowadays
or what, bro?
He's making love to you right now, dude.
I'm sorry, bro.
I fucked up.
I fucked up.
Your ass is on your back
and I got him laying down
on top of you.
Bro,
I move too much
when I fight in this game.
I'm like stepping
and it's like fucking my aim up
and I'm just trying
not to hold still
but you just gotta fucking plant your feet in this game, dude. I'm like fucking my aim up, and I'm just trying not to hold still.
You've got to fucking plant your feet in this game dude.
Keep fucking up!
Easy fight.
I just have to spray the gun.
Good job, Kev!
How'd you kill him?
With what gun?
It's a pistol looking at the necks.
He laid right on top of your body you
would fucking beat you so i don't even think i can i don't
take it
all the backpacks are ruined. I got no space to carry anything
Why is it so disheartening losing a fight like that?
It hurts, you know?
It hurts.
Shit, man.
I gotta stop moving!
I'm doing my own aim a disservice
by moving, it just bounces the fucking gun
a lot more and moves it left and right
a lot more. I just gotta fuckin'
stop moving if i'm going through spray at somebody.
Same guy who killed three people with a pistol and said,
I'm him. Well, I meant like, I didn pistol and said, I'm him.
Well, I meant like...
I didn't mean like I'm him as in something special.
I meant like I was the bad guy that killed you guys.
Not to mention those are tapping shots bro!
Spraying my gun is going to take a little bit more learning,
I think. Like I said, planting
my feet and spraying is
gonna be the key.
I'll tap shot all fucking day in this game. Spring...
Ah, fuck! Forkuda sucks on this server so I know I'm not in a good position. so Run back to the camp you're not far.
Yeah for what loot bro?
Oh I just got hit in the back of the head.
Oh, I stayed there too long! You're dead. You think you're fucking safe, huh?
You're dead.
You're fucking dead!
Oh shit, alright, alright.
Get the fuck out of here.
No no no my friend.
Too long bro. no no no no my friend
too long bro
oh i'm gonna beat your ass i'm gonna beat your ass! I'm gonna beat your ass!
I'm gonna get heat buff off of you Charles.
Huh!
Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! uh
hacking noob I'm gonna beat your ass, motherfucker.
I'm gonna beat you...
You're fucking dead!
Oh, you're fucking dead! dead
and she can't think about what you've done Come on. Ugh!
Ah!
Ah! Ah! Oh! You need a fucking...
Gotta eat your tuna before you spawn, doofus!
Free Tuna! so I said, get back here bitch.
I said no!
I refuse.
You're my fishing rod motherfucker. I can't cut this with an axe, that's bullshit. pristine hooks
look at you bro boxing champ beating the hacksaw?
You're gonna beat me to the brakes off that motherfucker.
I don't know what happened here.
I remember too, the first time I got to people got a bunch of guns.
Oh shit! Hey you're still alive right? two people got a bunch of guns. Oh, shit.
You're still alive, right?
No, I died on the other one.
Wait, you ended up dying there?
Yep, I got shot in the head while I was looting.
Another person shows up there?
Damn this shit's gonna be clusterfuck city down south.
Yeah that's why we gotta get on the other side.
We gotta get near it a little bit and just chillin'.
Yeah somebody definitely killed me. a little bit and get on the other side.
Yeah somebody definitely heard those gunshots made their way there.
Oh, I can't just picked up all the backpacks, but...
Couldn't you?
All of them?
Yeah, because he had what's called a the uh watch so I'm going to try and get a good shot of the phones I'm stupid, sorry.
Oh my title's wrong isn't it?
Sorry, should've just put Chillin'.
Love you. Sorry, I should just put Chillin', I'll be...
Oh yeah it is chillin'. Maybe someone else made a Chillin' where I did it earlier and I forgot.
I'm gonna make one more pristine knife and then replace the one knife that I was using there.
And let go!
Good start.
Not the greatest start, but not the worst star.
I'm pretty sure there's limited loot here. I can protect myself.
And that will be my weapon, it will kill.
He a deadly man!
Oh my Oh, you rolled my-
Fucking yellow health.
I'm gonna run!
Oh hello! Do you know fully looted? Possibly. Might find food! It's possible. It's fucking possible. It could happen.
Probably won't though, because like I said this server...
I think this server turns down the loot in Vorkuta so it's not as much of a deathmatch
over here.
I think anyways...
This isn't awesome. Juicing up dude, juicing the fuck up man.
Let's go to the rooftop.
Laggy roof, laggy ladder? Laggy ladder?
We're going, just gotta believe...
Okay! Almost believed myself off the motherfucking rooftop. Jesus!
Oh food up here? Da fuck?! What the fuck?
Whoa! Somebody say they changed it to where the food will
get unfrozen
in your bag. Nah, I don't think so.
What is it right underneath up here?
I've never found food on rooftops before.
In Borkuta, on this map, I think there does.
Yeah, I guess so.
Damn.
Ah! Oh. Damn. Is that your
in Berkuda?
What are these?
Um, yeah I'm in Vorki right now.
At the moment.
These are like special rounds.
I might have to grab heat buff, get this food.
Alright dude!
Kinda quiet huh?
For a Vorkuta. quiet huh same apartment it's the same one I went down?
Did you just miss that guy that killed you there?
Because so many fucking shots go off.
So, I'm like... I have a bad habit of when I play Tarkov
and I move while shooting a lot
In this game you really gotta plant your feet
because it just fucks your aim really bad.
Yeah, it's more like CS right? Don't you have to stop to shoot in CS a lot too?
Yeah.
It's like pub g and shit
like that let's just i'm moving and
shooting though
it's just different yeah
i don't want to break that habit. I don't know if Tarkov was moving, shooting...
Yeah yeah it's much more of it.
That's insane man.
Nah, I didn't just do a full circle no probably someone's been there who's here so If you get a Vityaz, I got a mag for it.
That's from Spirited the Guy. Not coming across anything good here.
Let's get out of this. Quick looks.
Quick looks.
Awesome.
... I'm going to go ahead and get that. Huge backpack find.
Are you at the fountain right now?
Nope, not in the middle of the woods with fire
hello what's going on, crazy sounder?
I am right behind you.
Don't be scared.
Chill, okay? Chill. Make me look around and shit. Just relax, okay? Chill.
Just relax.
Okay. I'm just gonna hit a cup of water here it's not a big deal
You could be a shy guy man. I've eaten people before How's it going?
It's going.
Me too, me too. Middle, middle. So where are you heading?
I don't know yet. Probably hang out here for a little bit
All right
You wanna uh team up
Not really a teen type of guy man, more of a solo guy you know what I mean?
Yeah.
I get it, I get it. Sorry, honey.
Ha ha!
Ha! Ha! I'm so sorry dude, that's not how I normally play but I really just couldn't resist. Could not fucking resist. The weapon drop is smooth though, bros. They never see it coming.
The weapon drop be smooth.
How's that? yeah Yeah, I don't think that guy's a sniper.
I think he's just having fun doing his RP thing and I'm just having
fun shooting him in the face right there. That's my beat.
Like I said, I normally don't play like that
where I shoot him right away
but huge opportunity
there. Damn it still too much
I had an angle where he It can't be enough to...
I had an angle where he wouldn't even be able to see me drop the gun bro
I would just have a fucking gun in my hand
You know? Just like- He was presenting himself so well
He was just falling into the right places.
Wait, I can reload the gun now, guess not.
Where has this scum at been all this time? Every bandit run in the past? Nothing but allies. But one hacker and suddenly you are Hannibal Lictor.
Yeah, listen... I don't like killing people like that usually, that's why.
Because now THAT guy goes to Deadstream and he's like fuck, right? And then he's alone...
No longer got a buddy he's hanging out with. You know what I'm saying?
I don't usually scum people up like that.
I think maybe he even recognized my voice.
He's crying, it's all your fault. I'm not sure he's died a million times like that before, but...
I'm always trying to kill people like that, you know?
But we do it sometimes, okay? You know I do it sometimes just like everyone else does.
Sometimes.
Wait this doesn't't 380s i'm shooting three eighties oh i'll shoot nines bro
not all shooting knives people looks I don't shoot knives. I do bullets.
That's why we had to do them dirty, bro!
Did I go down or up here?
I came from up.
Serial box.
Spence?
No.
Out for the wipe. Huh! Ugh, ugh. uh uh uh uh uh Dude, I'm on the fucking shirt now. No, no, there's been over a cloud.
Okay, insulation is going up a bit. Not much but a bit. Not much but a bit!
Yeah this place is like uh... whoof! It's rough to get started in Vorkuta here.
You just don't get much.
Yeah I try to stay away from
Vorkuta as often as I can dude. Found a death house.
Left me a couple pistols, left me like 12 shotgun shells from my shotgun.
That's the man I got dead.
There was no dead body, but there was just a bunch of loot sitting on the ground.
Buncha mags...
Buncha clips.... Bunch of clips.
Like 20 shotgun shells.
Unless somebody just went in the house and dropped a bunch of shit they didn't need or something.
Got a Beretta...
You're gonna get that You doing good, then? Basic shit. Yeah just
one round in it though.
Stay tuned down, honey.
They emptied all the clips in there.
Why does it keep zooming my character in? It's annoying me.
Look at that guy, that's a pretty good fire bar right there, Bruce.
That's a pretty damn good fire bar.
Pretty damn good!
I'm not sure exactly where I am.
What the fuck?
I think I'm in front of Javalisco here. so so Oh, hello.
Stab vest is a pretty good pick up there.
Hi, bad... oh big upgrade there.
That's huge upgrades! Huge upgrades.
What direction do I go from Jabaleska to get to Lakuta?
Um...
Are you at the top west?
The northwest side.
No, I'm at Jabaleska right now.
I'm running by it. The white ball, right?
Yeah...
That was Lovejanks. Okay, uh...
Jalavisco! Jesus, Jabba Laska
Yeah, so far off, dude Well, I Yeah, I was so far off dude.
Well, I mean it was so confusing me.
You wanna go south...
Which is tough.
Nah nah we got the sun there dude.
Sun's in the east.
Run with it to my left
follow these power lines. Be right there.
Do-go-bang! Do-go-bang!
Got a crossbow
and pistol and shotgun.
This bag looks weird, dude. Look at that.. Yeah, it looks weird. Oh my- This bag looks weird dude.
Look at that.
How fucking nice it looks and shit.
It's like ehhh.
Gimme that.
Gimme that weird scruff.
Give me the scruff!
The scruffy things I guess.
Just looks weird. it's too clean yeah too clean
any guns in here I wonder if the server is at the new or... What if this shit's an EU ship?
Feels like it, okay.
I'm glad I had this just chilling on my back. Oh, oh. Gunshots popping off everywhere. I run
Every little town, I see I'm like oh let me go look there
But also once said you ever seen so many juicy bears
and then look at them like a lot of work
never said that out of college I've seen
that to you what do you see to thank
our guy if i can step I mean I did on
this run on this room
I didn't I did and then shoot the guy in On this run.
I did shoot that guy in his face and said, you want to team up?
You don't feel bad about it when you do it and then two minutes later you feel bad about it and then two minutes later you forget about it.
Yeah I feel a little better. He was still talking and his screen just turned black.
Like looking right at him you see his lips moving...
Well listen I can't tell ya how many times the same shit's happened to me chat. That's just a thing that you have to suck up on this game man.
I don't do it all the time chat!
I don't do it all the time.
Sometimes it happens too much
or you just died and you're like alright
these people come up to me saying friendly they're
just dead anyway if I got a gun yeah
so I feel like it sucks when
you do it and you're like friendly friendly they keep shooting at you what the fuck I got sucks when you do it and you're like friendly, friendly they keep shooting at you
but you do it to somebody else
just as easily
usually have a rule where
I don't kill people super early
but I'll have certain runs where i will basically yeah
it depends if you're like trying to team up with somebody and you want to do like a really long run
i normally like teaming up i would normally take that guy off on his offer, but it's 7 o'clock in the morning looking for short-term stuff.
But you also know that I'm trying to get to you too so you already have a teammate, so it's less likely to Verkrua. I think I'm on the road to Vergrada.
Really don't like this single shot shotgun though. Let's get a double barrel. so so I am the friendly streamer still.
Don't worry, guys.
I'm going to team up with the next person I see, okay?
I'm not gonna do this early game killing shit.
I feel bad when I do it early game killin' shit.
I feel bad when I do it!
I don't like it, I don't like this feeling.
I got a feelin'!
I gotta start team up with people.
Start playing people. i gotta start teaming up with people
i want to just meet that guy again and be like i'm sorry Yeah. Because it's nothing against that guy, I would totally team up with that guy.
He seemed cool.
It was just in a moment, dude.
Where I just was at a murder mode because I lost my last fight
and I'm sad about it.
I'm sorry if you come across this video
Just want you to know
I'm sorry
I would team up with you anytime.
Huh?
Love you, love you.
The Ruger on this server
is just a sporter, isn't it?
I think so yeah.
Yeah it says he's 22.
Pretty much.
Just leave that and take the scope off of it i guess so I'd rather have the crossbow for now. Orkuta looting and his fucking snooze.
Yeah, I think I'm gonna get out of here.
I think it's time to fucking leave.
The loot on this server is definitely different too, because uh
i would normally only be finding guns up here like day one you know
like a little...
Yeah I wanna-
Modded town right before it.
I want to leave this bitch, so let's go
there for the soon as we can.
Holy shit,
there's a big-ass town right outside of it.
There's just too much land- I'm gonna go south
and like-
Is that outskirts?
Yeah,
I think it is
outskirts.
Correct.
I'm about to
go there.
I'm about to
leave.
Yeah,
this place
is uh... I mean, I'm coming Let's leave. Yeah, this place is...
I mean, I'm coming in from the north.
I don't get some food.
Southskirts?
No, sort of southskirts is south.
Does the outskirts have a broken building? I don't know.
This has to be outskirts.
Okay yeah, I'm in outskirts. Bring your legs. To be fair chat, you know...
I have gone and lost like five hours of my
fucking time today getting cheated.
So, I think someone can accept
you know, his first fucking...
That guy was only alive for probably
20 minutes, you know what I'm saying?
I think it'll be fine.
So they're trying to convince myself that I'm not a scumbag, eh?
Really trying, yeah. If I can push through some of those, these guys can push through some of these deaths That's for sure.
Stream snipe cheated.
This dude tried to even jump in the fucking...
He tried to even jump in a 99kid's train and I almost had to explain that he wasn't
beating this guy.
Fuck you.
Are you serious?
Jesus. Fuck!
Fuck!
Go down you doofus! Fuck.
Go down, you doofus! He's like what do I do now?
You look both ways. Where'd he go?!
My thing... belly damage, yep. I think... Badly damaged? Yep.
Badly damaged, badly damaged,
badly damaged across the board!
Badly fucking damaged man!
Where's the fuckin' military shit to loot for those kills?
What, a couple fucking tables?!
Damaged. The jungles...
Count the flag, what the hell dude?
If that's east is that south? Where's fuckin' outskirts?
Is outskirts this way, or is it
this way? Which road, Chad? Left road or right
road? Get me the outskirts.
I don't see any of them.
Let's go for that Ruger when on this crossbow. No shit.
I don't think I like that.
That's not interesting.
Trying to shoot zombies right in front of me and scope in four
times you know after you just hold right click and fucking point fire brother
that's not it, right? No, this is where we'll get in there.
Let's try to go by right.
Alright, I've arrived at the mini
part of Outskirts, I think.
The mini part?
I think there's like a bigger part of it, and then the smaller one?
This one has four houses, a broken house...
Got myself a head torch bro!
Got myself a head torch, bro. Got myself
a better stab vest.
Need that much later.
Alright, I'm running down a road
with Canadian.
Dottie and chat can't even get zombies, SMH without me your cookin'
Oh behind you behind you behind you turn around that's me let's go I noticed the crossbow on you
You know where they're at?
Hell yeah.
We did it.
We fucking did it!
Who knew?
Becoming Daisy Veterans!
Yo, check this out.
I got a unique armband Becoming Daisy Veteranship. Check this out.
I got a unique armband.
Okay, check this fucking out. Oh, did you find that flag?
Yeah.
That flag and cut it up?
Pretty dope.
You want this crossbow with the scope dude?
What do you got other than that?
Shotgun and a pistol.
Okay, I'll take the crossbow, you take the shotgun
and the pistol.
Alright. Give me bolts. person all right results more bolts beautiful oh yeah custom arm bands baby
those two more dogs i got a beer and one thing you don't have to use this time. Just take the switch off.
Yeah, if you've got any 9mm...
Why won't this not load into crossbow? There's already a bolt in there.
You sure?
Yeah, I'm looking at it.
That says zero.
What?
I'm going to shoot it.
Yep.
It shot you, dude!
I don't see that much stuff.
Yeah, I fucking watched it go out of that bitch!
Made the thump noise and everything!
It didn't make any noise for you?
I heard it...
No, no, no.
Not like an arrow shooting.
It sounded like an arrow not shooting
or just like a...
Oh yeah, 100% that arrow shot.
Look at this.
Yeah, I looked through all this already.
I can get... Do you want that uh...
Do you have a sabbath?
Why'd you put away the crossbow for a zombie bro?
Did I see it?! Why did you put away the crossbow for a zombie, bro? I'm not watching. Yeah, it's easy.
Okay, um... There's gotta be a bigger partner of ours here soon then.
You don't have guns really? Do you wanna to go over where I found that ruby?
It's close by.
There is a different part of the Oscars
Yeah it's right here
The Rubyr was right there
There are only two houses right here.
You having a 380 rounds?
Uh, yeah.
No you don't. Good that's for my pistol. That'll work.
Oh I'm dead then again. I'm dead then again.
I'm dead then again.
That's awesome, Strathustra.
I've had some salty sticks half-eaten these motherfuckers!
There was another building over here?
Yeah, it was over there.
Yeah, I didn't know you could have shit. You didn't drop the community event?
No no no, I'm gonna drop it on the Ruger.
I took a mag out of the Ruger too just in case...
That's the grossest Let's get the mag out of the Ruger too, just in case.
That's the grossest weapon I've ever laid eyes on. I'm just gonna keep my pistol. Fuck that thing.
You can get rid of it, Ackie.
Take this hatchet instead. I think fan of sporters. You can get rid of the hatchet and take this hatchet instead.
I think there are sporters on the server still.
Shit, I need to find some clothes to cut up
To make a face mask
Cause my shit is getting cold on my face
unless you got extra rags actually i got two racks let me just make the face mask real quick okay
i didn't find anything for my head. It's been crazy.
I'm taking that mag with me.
The macro gives the FNPC Daisy throwback, so...
Frankie on PC, hit ADP.
Uh, don't need to...
Start hitting the south somewhere.
So that's this way?
Let's see what's in here.
In the broken building?
See, I haven't been looting those because I feel like i haven't found anything at all in any
of this it's literally nothing no one could be pretty scarce in here but never know every
once in a while like oh we take this gas can just in case every watch in a while, like holy shit. I'm gonna take this gas can just in case.
Every once in a while!
You get yourself some crazy shit.
Do you have any 308 rounds?
If you did that'd be nuts but I wouldn't expect you to.
Nah nah. Oh shit I actually... fuck I wouldn't expect you to. Nah-nah. Oh shit, I actually
Fuck, I didn't even realize this.
What?
I found this mag for a PP19
and I held onto it.
It has a bunch of 9mm in it for my pistol.
There you go, there ya go.
You wanna see No stairs here?
There's none, there's one back around.
Probably found a big boy!
Did you have a bullet in it? No big boy.
It shoots three away, it's this pistol.
That's a... that's a... A weapon? Yeah.
What is it called on this server?
Should we go up to this hill real quick and check
whatever this is?
Might be a face mask or something.
Which would be under 177 There should be a military up there. Yeah, I need something for the top of your head.
Got some military up there, I'm pretty sure.
Whatever! Got some military up there, I'm pretty sure.
Whatever! We go!
Let's hope and pray that there is no one here...
Actually, is this the one you fucking both died at?
This might be. I don't know. Are we already here?
Nah, it can't be because we were in
Della Vista going south
and this is Mor cuda going like east
yeah now it seems like a starter this is almost like a charter area look smaller oh yeah yeah
okay Okay, yeah I know where we are.
You can do something for the top of your head like this guy over here. Dead zombies?
Take that helmet.
There's an alive one there too.
So I know not to shoot a white helmet guy.
Yeah, great.
It's like you put a fucking tracker on me.
Where is Kev?
Oh there he is, right in my helmet!
Yeah, there ya go. One little live zombie, a bunch of dead ones.
I'm switching my enough for that and we're not being white.
Zombie aggro. I'm not being white.
Zombie aggro...
Two zombie aggro... On both of us?
Yeah.
Just jump on something if you need to for a second, I'll be there in a sec.
I only got one it looks like.
That hurt too well...
... Take this beanie, come here.
Over the helmet? Um no you're fine actually I forgot to get in that one.
Yep. Just need a better face mask
and gloves is...
Oh, he's out here. Got a good jammed.
I fucked him up with the pistol! He's underneath the tower!
I don't know if he's down. He went behind the fucking porta-potties.
He's down, he's down, he's down!
Trying to finish him?
He's dead.
I'm fucking red though, trying to save myself here.
Okay, okay, I'm not okay but
I'm not okay, but......I'm fucked beyond be-
...beyond belief.
You hit a longhorn too.
That sucks you got in the fight and you're both wearing the same fuck-
You both had stab vests, you all have white hoods on
And then I was like,
Fuck which one do we shoot?
Which fuck do I need to make?
I need to get better
at spotting that
is all.
It's okay
he fucking killed us
I should get better at it
You literally hunted him down
with shit
Yeah but I should have killed him before he went down.
Was he bleeding?
He had a fucking Mosin dude come take this Mosin.
Did he?
He had an AK blastman so of course he may have bullets for it.
Uh not- he had a Mosin
He was blasting you with the APS pistol
Oh that's what that was. We both pistoled each other.
I'm trying to find where you are.
Behind the porta-potties over here.
Let me get this again on this. Hold on.
Right towards the sun.
I'll switch back so fast switch back to my other outfit because
he just literally picked up an outfit ruined it had to pick my stuff back up Grabbing his backpack, putting it in this... for this building. I'm here.
He has the black bag, this hunter bag? Yeah he has filter.
That's ruined now. Oh doesn't have anything for his longhorn where we'll take it.
That's all the stuff that he had. You want this?
No bullets for his longhorn.
Here.
I wanna see his Mosin.
Take this APS... Does your longhorn have a scope on it already?
I'm good on it, I took
his Longhorn
There's five rounds
there for you in that mag
Do you want the Mosin?
Yep
Should I use APS over this mag Want the muzzle? Yep.
Should I use APS over this macro?
Nah, fuck it.
Yeah, I want the muzzle.
Fuck yeah.
Are you gonna use it? If you wanna use it, then use it. No no no! There's no ammo for that.
Who cares?
Yeah yeah. I dropped that shit right? You got him?
Yes sir.
Damn... Yes sir. Man, I am absolutely shredded right now.
Well it took five rounds to kill him so you must have hit them pretty good
yeah i put like you know three or four in his chest I heard something.
You got anything in this cooking pot?
No, it's not there.
You gotta get the fuck out of here bro, someone is going to be here soon.
Yeah yeah.
I'm just gonna limp the fuck away.
Let's get some trees and start a fire.
Sir, I'm sick.
You're sick?
You didn't get blood sickness or anything right?
No no just cold.
Not really sure what game it's made
Probably just a cold Pure yellow food or water, it does that.
There's a med bag right here.
More bandages? Take the bandages from this?
Alright, you wanna make your fight on the next tree line?
Guy behind us! Back in the military.
Does he see us?
No no no no no...
I think it's complete fresh spawn
He's gonna loot the shit that we just dropped.
We run, we run, let's go.
We didn't leave any ammo back there for him so...
It literally went into the spot that we just left.
Man, I can't believe that guy fucking was right there bro.
I thought I was hearing other footsteps. Why am I here bro?
A few feet's a corner.
Yeah, I knew you could barely see me.
I don't know exactly where I'm going but I know we could get that one.
I don't know exactly where I'm going but I know we gotta hit this pipe
that's over here. Maybe it should be this way.
I think that's to the right a little bit.
Yeah, definitely.
Oh shit! This is where... bro we can hit it!
Do you wanna go all the way across?
Honestly, we can hit this tower and shit. No no no no! What?
So this is where that connected boats are
And you go to the other side of the map
Over here
Oh, you wanna go... You wanna do that?
I didn't mean connect the boat. Oh, you oh you want to swim no no there's a bunch of
connective boats on this server that you can just jump on and run across the map
to go to tara yeah i think that's worth chat i I guess so fuck it let's try it.
I don't give a damn.
Might be some stuff to loot over there.
Is there stuff to loot over there chat?
They added a town right on the other side of the boats
That might be helpful stomach let's do that now you the problem is you can't spawn right here
you can literally spawn next to this boat well that was just change i supposed to matter if other people run across the screen.
I mean, if you're having a fun time with the game, it's pretty easy.
You know obviously you guys can tell that I'm not being like...
I'm not on stream report all day.
I'm kind of...
Remember, I'm on right now
um
there has rifle on roofs but you already got got a Mosin. Okay, well...
I'm sure we'll find ammo or something over there.
Plus if they added a town.
They may have added stuff on top of that.
Yeah, they added a town.
Bro, there was this little spot next to the town
That's just like more, like campers.
Four shitty campers? We found like 4 guns there.
Okay fuck it let's go over there and see if we can get a decent start.
Basically we're still in civilian start mode so we gotta go over there and see if we can get a decent start just basically we're still in civilian star mode we got to go over there and
start fire yeah
we'll start a fire we'll cook all our food we'll get into position
yeah the first time i went over here i got hit by lightning because there's
nowhere to hide.
Sorry.
Yeah, 12 hours of gaming is nothing.
12 hours of streaming, I don't think it's nothing.
Obviously, I can't keep up my energy all night or I can't keep up my interactions all day.
Yeah.
Sometimes you guys just accept that I'm just gaming. That was the last time I stretched. Hold on, actually,
I gotta go do something on the bar though.
Alright, this is kind of cool.
This is a...they have
these guys we should play on their Trenaris
server probably because Trenaris is like
absolutely just really boring and kind of
dogshit, but these guys have probably
added some points of interest that
will make it a little bit more balanced out in the map.
Problem is, it's like, um...
Is it's like uh...
Chirinaris is all west no east
there's nothing to do on the east side of the map.
There is nothing to do on the east side of the map.
It's all the west side of it.
If you didn't know check inside. You wanna know something crazy that I just learned?
I've been playing the game for 3k hours bro and I just learned this
You want to do the farthest jump possible is you crouch
You sprint and jump out of your crouch
Really? That's how you will always get the
oldest yeah so if you're looking to jump something
all right yeah Hmph!
Nice jump. Shut up, man! Look out, you know what I mean? That's the good
jump. Pretty far run.
You in the water bro?!
You can just run
you don't have to jump
i'm wet no i'm actually i'm not even one at all and it wasn long enough, let's go.
Yo what's going on with these fucking human bones here bro?
Not real. You're static.
Wait, that's actually a survivor with a gun.
What?!
Just floated over here!
You can't loot him. Wait, he's on ground!
Got an IZH-18 so BK...
I feel like somebody came over here and killed him.
Somebody killed that dude, and they kept running.
Did you take his stuff?
All he had was an Iz-18.
What is that thing on it?
BK 18.
That's a good weapon.
I'm going to drop the thing here... crossbow?
Nope, not a bad weapon.
Let me see...
Yeah my feet are wet we gotta gotta get going. Get a fire going fast so we're gonna get hypothermia for all the time over now brother.
Let's go.
Yeah, we're close.
You don't have 762 you said? Nah. Just run here, you don't have to jump.
AHHHHH! He's fucking lied! Alright, well I didn't have to jump. The deaths of the servers did allot a clear eyes.
Death are worth checking it out.
I'm not sure if you can see this but I'm going to try and get my hands on that thing
now.
I don't know what's in there.
I think it's just some sort of some of the servers Turned before what? The town yeah, well how far is the town for me a
Little race not super far like one minute. Maybe 30 seconds
But there isn a persistent fire
at the place I was talking about
where they had all of the guns.
What? A foreverfire?
Yeah.
Let's just go for it then. The town is first, the town is first.
Okay let's just hit the town and on a tower and this as well.
Usually they'll come over here if you're late there.
I don't know how the fuck we're gonna- We're not really going to be able to get military gear or anything, but... Ahem! well
uh... in the hospital.
Get Shroud on DayZ?
We'll see what's going on. the town also has a water pump out There it is. There she goes.
I imagine not too many people come to this.
A lot of the
people are fresh spawns that come to this.
... I'm trying to think.
I think the persistent fire spot was just a little bit further past the town, to the To the left.
Yeah.
Clear the town and then fuckin' get water.
Yeah, I want that time.
All the doors are closed still so nobody's been here since restart I bet.
Well this door was closed, so now they're all open. Oh, plant here! uh
damn dad there's a guy they're geared no way or was he in the window when you
know he was outside the building.
When I walked out of my building to
the left, he was just standing on a fence.
Killing zombies
right now?
Yeah. Killing zombies right now. He's got a homie too.
Okay, listen.
That spot is off limits.
Of course the zombie chases me? Gets off that guy and chases
me? Are you kidding me?
The problem with that spot in this chat is people will be on that island that are super geared and
sometimes they'll need a town to get a fire in and shade or go for food and that will be where
they go.
There's something over here.
I hear your shots, I was moving again. Damn it.
That fight's so hard to win bro, don't stress.
That guy was so geared bro!
Yeah they were stupid geared.
I definitely killed that dude but I was getting shot in the back too.
The thing about going over there is you will share an island with ultra-geared people.
And they might just gander over to that town to get food and, you know, water from
the fountain, shit like that, ya know? um um uh Stickin' a frying pan in your jeans is kinda crazy. You ever try that? Yeah, they have to go there to get filaments.
And once they're at the point where they're going for filaments...
that's the third time I've been there.
They are fucking weird.
Never been anybody weird.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, like I said,
it's um...
It's like,
once you get ultimate geared and you're waiting
And looking to progress further, you go to that island
To pick up filaments. So people are there doing routes around
That island a little bit.
And, yeah, I can see a time where they're just like,
yo, let's hit this town and see if we get some canned food
or something. And then, hey, there's
our dumbasses.
That was the Summit Night Knight kid curse, bro.
Yeah we got together and just can't keep it together.
Did I spawn over by...
I think I spawned all the way over by the dam.
I have more food in your chat. I didn't know the way over by the dam. I forfeited your chat.
I didn't know this was even a spawning point.
Think I'm like south forfeiting right now, right?
Seems like it. I don't know where I am actually,
I think its up here though,
Both of us said night-night. Yeah, my stupid ass ran out this dude standing
This my dude is standing on top of the fucking fence waiting for us, bro.
Like they already saw us, already knew we were there.
Like, bro, where does this awareness come from these motherfuckers?
Yeah, sometimes it seems...
Do you think we catch motherfuckers off guard sometimes?
I'd like to catch a geared guy like that off-guard, shit!
Oh no right?
We should've been able to we were the ones coming into the town.
Yeah I know dude from boats and shit.
Maybe they heard it's opening doors or something? and from the decision or
uh...
in there Maybe they're in us.
You made the queue on the server so bad, man? Petzl's like I'm sorry, homie.
I know that's how it fucking goes dude.
Walking plague type of shit. Yeah, Deadfall was fun man. I like it.
I think I would make some tweaks to that map because
some of it pissed me off but overall
I can't complain about it too much. so Like, I think the...
The beginning of the map all the way through passage is super cool.
I like all afterpassage is where i'm kind of like it's epic, but I don't feel like it leaves an incredible amount of room for PvP.
I think they should reduce the amount of suppressors.
I think they should make a little bit more opportunities to
you know for ammo and shit on the other side
um
and shit like that
I think they should
change some of the sizes of their, uh...
Some of their POIs.
Not like the ones
that were really hashed out
or fleshed out
but I mean
the ones that
are like
The ones that are like a little bit smaller.
Like just barely got added, you know? Now RGT is empty 5, nasty.
All those things... That's pretty nasty. Welcome to Vorkuta, my favorite place where the looting is so exciting.
Move forward. I'm sorry. That's not bad.
Bit of food.
Close closed. A bit of food.
Door's closed.
This would be random so so Oh, I hate these buildings with a passion. Yep, that was not a good spawn.
Ran into two looted guys.
No way. Yeah I'm just running around like friendly there's a screamer zombie
out here careful they just both start laying into me I'm like bruh fucking
literally just the only thing I picked up was a poncho.
Oh, don't cut that game.
Oh no dude people are crazy.
I can't figure out what I want to do, I guess. I'd rather die there because there's nothing around there for me
to run to and loot anyway.
What is this bro? Javalesco hooking me up with the ssg
put a mag with one Well, okay.
Okay when I hit those things, I'm like a super laggy... I hate my character gets all gamedeal though. Come on, bro.
Get the fuck down there!
Hey, Vorkuta.
I'm getting some food. Nothing crazy but getting food at least.
Just not bad. Not bad. Can't protect myself at the moment but...
Perfect dead zombie right where I am running.
... dead zombie right where I'm running.
Hate that shit, dude.
Listen man, just gotta get started somehow. Sometimes you the Jabalesco.
Sometimes we run into teammates that have guns.
I just
ran into an enemy that had a gun,
just shotgunned me instantly.
Good start, good start!
It's gonna happen...
I'm throwing in the void, good looks chat
I'M THROWING IT IN THE VOID How many people can be on Throwing in the void, good looks chat. I'm throwing it in the void!
How many people can be on the map?
People forget there's mics in this game and you can turn them up
and that's how you survive longer.
Dude, there is a server that has like 120
some people playing Lost Kingdom people get that feeling sometimes
people forget and what that you can team up with
people and that's how you can progress in the game
i tell you there's so many solo players they're just like oh Oh I see somebody and I have one bullet.
Fucking kill them!
Those people have been dying a lot though
They've been dying a lot
They're a little sad about it
And his friend's like what you got on him?
You want a fucking heat pack? Bro, hell yeah! We did it!
We did it!
Yeah, the gamma's on a little bit. I can try and find... We got pistol with 5 ammo, bro.
We can protect ourselves!
Deadly. You're deadly.
Oh what the hell dude?
43 22 rounds
Yeah you get higher stacks of ammo on this server I noticed.
That's an insane stack.
On fucking Deadfall we're used to getting really small amounts.
I notice other servers I know it's not a service to you like filters that come full usually right and on dead power used to get them at 25%
Exactly dude
Good practice
Yeah when we were just on new york i was like whoa we found two full filters what the fuck
yeah it's like wait what no the other side
jared i got you one maker round. Oh fuck yeah dude for real?
Yeah dude
You got two?! No way!
Oh shit Food spawning on the roof is kinda nice. I'm about to turn into everybody else, man.
Everybody else will probably like...
First three deaths they were like
Friendly! Friendly! And got killed
Now they're like yeah fuck that
Friendly? You're dead
See somebody? You're dead. See somebody?
You're dead.
Once you get a gun, fuck everybody.
You're dead.
Fuck them. What about you at that point?
I found chocolate. And i also found...
The good shit. No, I didn't
The good shit?
Most of the good shit what's the good shitting
well I found a chest that's which is
nice
my counts accounts as good shit.
That's pretty much the good shit.
I don't think you can find better on this side of the map, alright?
Can't find it better than a press i don't really know so Is this server, like, less aggressive on cold too?
I feel like I get cold way less on it.
I think so, or you find better insulation gear clicker maybe?
But no, I do think your right're right you get cold slower
dude i don't think I did this one yet. I think I'm at Porcuta also here.
Yeah, I'm at one of the entrances If I don't get a gun, I'm gonna get murdered. Just eventually make it right to the school over there.
I don't think shit's gonna be in here except for the roof.
Just gotta believe that we're actually climbing, I believe. so Is that a better one? um I'm not getting the guns I want but i'm getting sustained and
sustain yeah get food slowly so so That's right. I'm gonna go to school. School, get water, fire, food.
Good, I guess?
Hopefully have a a gun by then I say we just listen.
I'm going to be honest, in this server
I say we don't even loot the fucking ends.
I think we just go straight to the top because food can be up there too, so why not? Look at that, nice. Pretty good.
Let's go find...
That's really laggy.
45 rounds. That's really laggy. What if I rise? Don't say anything! I'm saying screw the rest of this. Yo!
What server are you guys on?
I'm not on Discord. Okay, cool. What server you guys on?
Discord
I got cheated twice today. Yeah, man!
That was awesome!
So awesome, man.
It's a lot of fun, man.
You see the guy G-Ling me? Oh, awesome. A lot of fun man.
You see the guy GLing me?
Yeah. Bro, six GL shots.
Brother it's bad we banned in four days like 14 cheaters on our server.
No way...
Yeah, it's bad brother.
Very bad.
And it wasn't even- those aren't the ones that were I mean
The guys are being played over to the ones who are fly hacking. Yeah, they were like going across the ground like
Oh my lord fucking
I was getting safe all coach that's it
sleep yet dude what the hell I don't know man, I don't know what i'm doing bro
My life, I don't know what to do
Love you brother
Later boys. Later dude.
Never liked that guy.
Never liked that guy. These steps is fucking hell.
He coming back in here in the morning.
But yeah man it's's a fucking sad day.
Sad day with the Z?
That was a good one. I'd clap if I wasn't so depressed, I'd clap.
Wow you're telling me? Me and Nottie were going through passes today pretty having some fun
because we got into fucking... We went into the damn tunnels killed five people down there
we went down there without a fucking headlamp and i was just holding a
flashlight it just so happened, our first
two guys we came across were doing the
exact same thing, bro. No way,
Lance. Flashlight.
So we were fucking lost in this fight,
bro. At one point in time, I was turning the corner
first with a flashlight instead of Nottie
with the gun. I turned the corner and this dude
groaned trying to shoot me.
I said, Nottie! He's on the ground!
Nottie turned the corner trying to shoot nothing on the ground and Noddy turned the corner, trying to shoot
nothing on the ground
and I'm trying
to like shoulder peak
to get a little bit
of light around
that bitch.
It was crazy,
buddy.
It was crazy, dude. We ran in and then we ran into the next crew, they had bad timing
We were already in the area and we saw their light
Our light wouldn't shine all the way to
the end, but we saw their
light as they were rounding the corner.
So we turned off our lights, waited
boom, blazed the first guy
and then fucking Notti swings the next guy
And just fucking point fires him full auto-ogged him dude
We both got fucking headlamps
We both got hella fucking geared
No way
We were ready to go bro
Took one more guy on the way out, went to passage
and then dude 7 GLs later
we're dead. Bro that's so
difficult. Bro we had such a fun run
dude we both enjoying ourselves
it just always gotta be some fucking doofus trying to just be like,
nope.
You can't do something.
Nope, sorry!
Not today.
Dude shoots six GL shots down the hallway.
Why would you still think I'm there?
Because he fucking sees you.
Oh so crazy bro.
Why would you think I was there in the first place?
Why do you think I just dipped?
Ah, associate tier.
Associate tier...
Oh he's still sitting there alright
I mean dude he did say so I said after Naughty dies
I was like on discord
I was like you okay?
And then this guy walked up
after that and said are you okay
So people were thinking maybe that was uh.I.T. being a sniper?
Subconsciously bro probably he either said it just to be a dick or he said it on accident
Cause he heard you say it, so he thought
It was gonna be funny.
Could have just been four shots I guess
But it didn't seem like it bro
60 L-shots bro Why would he say okay if he's trying to shoot you with the grenade launcher
why'd we never say that zero reason to say that yeah I got said I've I don't know. Yeah, very weird though bro, very weird.
Like i said, I'm just...
Oh bro they straight up have Glocks in this version not even fucking M-Locks
We got Glocks now.
M-Locks
Fuck the copyright! We don't give a shit
I don't think Glocks are gonna give a flying shit for asses They don't and none of them do. Free advertising, what are you talking about?
Exactly.
Is this the way- I don't think this is the way to Outskirts chat
Think I'm somewhere else.
Oh, you left the computer?
Look at this bitch!
I'll stay here.
I had a ballistic vest that copied it.
Well boys enjoy your time.
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Hey, I'm not gonna much longer. Is the cute fat really?
Yeah, they know everyone knows where you're at buddy
i hate it man it's fucking it's seven eight o'clock in the morning why are
people
all right deal with it as well, but mine's a smaller and it still fucking makes me blow.
I wanna lose it every day.
So Hutch we were on New York right?
I was trying to get into New York.
And it was 49 out of 50.
Jared says getting on New York, right?
So I get in and I'm at 7-Q.
And then I disconnect from host or whatever.
And then it's totally in queue.
Okay?
And then we try to skip servers for a few minutes,
like 10 minutes get back on New York I was like ten minutes
later everybody realized he wasn't staying on there yeah bro probably why we got to loot for so
long because the dude that fucking sniped us that hacked this was
probably trying to get in the game yes complaining, I was complaining all the time about being
in the fucking past
passage and not getting
a lot of shit happening
but then I had a lot
of shit go down
and I know it's all...
Dude, listen.
I would catch
80-90% of the people that I fought against completely off guard.
And, and I was very rarely getting caught off-guard myself.
Wait you lost your good kid?
Yeah he died to it.
Oh what happened? I fucked up died. I fucked it up though.
Oh what happened?
I was flanking these guys in the maze
and I was really close to them
Then I went to tuck away because they heard me
so I was gonna wait a little bit for them to rest.
While I was waiting, I was behind a rock. Two more
guys passed by me, flanking
them. So then instead of mowing
them down with my fucking AUG, I go
for fucking snipe shots completely with them dude they push forward
like three or four more blocks and eventually they're just prone to run a corner waiting
for me i only kill one of the ones oh i fucked it up completely, bro.
Actually, I just... It's hard to
want to use the AUG
when you got a gun that taps
in one bullet. I'll be honest, I don't think I'll pick
up the Maker again. It's kind of boring.
It was like,
there was nothing
really earned out of it.
Yeah,
I hear that.
The kills didn't feel
that good.
You'd shoot them
with,
like,
the arm
and they die,
right?
The leg,
they die. Oh
The velocity of a bullet is so insane
The bullet drop isn't till way way way way like later
I was like, I was what zeroed for 200 and center mass this dude at 466.
So...
That's pretty good! It's a little bit fucking strong, yeah.
But then you don't get to sprint the whole time.
I have no sprint bar, 5% sprint
and so it's like, I just don't want to go through
If i ever pick it up again
It'll be no backpack run only
Gotchu
But then your playing in an area, a map where you need so much ammo for PBE.
It's like ridiculous! You need that shit and stuff.
Yeah it's hard.
I'm at a crossroads on that map.
I liked the beginning of it really a lot.
I like this second part because stream snipers can't get to me, but
it is definitely slower and I think that
they need to lower
the amount of suppressors for sure.
Dude, I think that
that map has some of if not one of the best buildups out of any DayZ map I've ever played.
But once you're late game and once you're at like the roam part...
Bro there's nothing to do.
The PVE is too intense
and you're just waiting for so
long for people to do it
that that's really the only
way your running into each other
is like those sounds, right?
It's just...
Because their points of interest in that area they don't.
There's only two of the points
of interests require you to stay longer
than two or three minutes, right? Everything else you're two or three
minutes and your gone. And the other ones
are teleporting so once you like if
miss somebody in the maze they get to
TP their gone. Yeah exactly
The thing is with the mazes you have to be really on them
and know when they started because
you can't tell how far they are into it
They can sound like
their right at the entrance but
they can be fucking five or six
hallways ahead of you and already going into
the portal which is what happened to me.
So I clear, clear, clear, clear, clear. I'm catching
respawns. I get in there. They're already gone bro
and they looted everything so I wasted all my shit to
get no loot no kills so yeah you got a really catch me the maze but the good
thing is the last area is they have to go through then backtrack heavy
and then get out.
You can be late on the last area
when you're trying to catch people.
Yeah, we had
what did me in on that map, what like pushed me off was we were going to the capital area.
No way it was boss squad.
And we didn't have skelly masks and um...
There's no Skelemaster requirement anymore.
Dude, I had
like over 200 rounds
the amount
of skeletons that came at me
That was horrible. because we were hearing shots.
We're hearing this group of three dudes.
It was me, Trey and a random guy
that we met.
We're hearing shots.
We run across the map.
We've been looking for PvP
for four and a half hours
we're finally there brother it had to be over 50 skellies
big the big black scallops the white ghosts the right
everything goes to the right. It's like everything.
We get ambushed to the point where I have
literally one HP, I have no
blood I'm passing out, I am now
taking my shirt and
my pants off, turn them into rags. I have blood poisoning.
Is she Kevin from? No no no no no. Go on keep going.
But yeah dude it was just...I didn't even get to see them because I got my fucking ass whooped by the PvE before I got to the PvP floor.
So like I said, I love the buildup. The build up is so sick man.
The build up's sick but their PvE is way too intense
on the next area. I had like
over 200 rounds of
5-5-6, I used 10 of it in
PvP and I was almost out
of ammo completely by the end.
You wanna meet at school?
What are these guys? Oh shit!
Not shooting? yeah
um Bring it on. These two guys tried to jump me.
Bro, that first shot was actually nuts bro!
That was crazy right?
That was soo nuts bro!
What the fuck?!
He did not expect that tap.
Whaaaaat?
Should be me running up by the way.
That's nuts! Bro, the two bullets! should be me running out by the way okay, okay
from a two bullet cab
what? you didn't expect that
did I man? welcome
to fucking daisy land
bitch are you close to like Daisy land, bitch.
Are you close to the center school statues?
How do I explain this building?
A tin building with blue
doors across from construction.
Behind an apartment building.
I heard these shots really close. Um, I can't shoot a gun right now.
I'm like right where the school is.
Yeah, not the statues where the school is.
It's probably shots close to here.
You mean...
I can't put that on there yet. Shots close to here.
Thought I was about to run up on you. you here's a revolver I see it stupid as having some drop in the block I think
well 357 I'll talk to you guys later.
I'm going to go stream myself.
Have a good night, boys.
Later, guys.
Yeah, I'm in.
Usually whenever I'm flopping it's like Later guys. Watch if you wanna play League bro!
Yeah, I'm in. Usually whenever I'm flopping it's like later in the stream so...
Yeah yeah
It's like the worst time but I am down
Whenever you want to play just let me know
Alright later y'all
Yeah else. Alright, later y'all. Yeah, I'm geared.
I'm not geared but I got a little start here.
Um, how do I explain this?
You wanna go
to the yellow crane, yellow crane, yellow crane. See the yellow
crane? Not from where I am.
You gotta figure it out. Figure out where the yellow crane
is so you can come pick up some lootskis, okay?
Yellow crane...
Fire station yellow crane
fire station yellow crazy she's just rolled up and tried to murder me
uh i don't know this should be the same yellow crane
maybe one yellow fucking brain i think there's two of them in here I think.
There's two of them in here.
I just keep getting zombies on me, dude.
It's like the tenth zombie I've killed in here.
Frustrating.
Yeah, I can't believe this guy had an omp that decked right off the bat, chat. Right off the bat? Look at this thing.
Worn and worn...
The dude did the worst thing which was walk away from his friend's body after he got downed because the ump picked up. He should have picked up the ump. Okay, he's also not screwed.
Hey I'm one of the server devs and heard someone was looking for PryoQ. Mike on
this server right here? Um, I mean yeah my buddy Hutch my buddy hutch and uh my buddy hutch a night kid can use it this is one of the
places we like to play in the mosque on i could message you on, uh...
I could just whisper to you, Mike. If you want
to do it like that.. Getting on this roof to look for the damn crane.
Let me know
whatever you want to do
if you need like steam IDs
or something
Yeah I just need their Steam IDs and I'll make sure they're editing stuff. Yo you're the man brother! I appreciate that.
Listen, I don't really want to ask a shitload of people but is it cool if I get my...
The main dudes i play with like just me uh me hutch naughty and uh night bosh i think might already be okay here i'm not sure i don't know i don here. I'm not sure. I don't know, I don't...
I don't know. I'm not trying to ask too much though.
You let me know where my limit is.
I understand that you guys can't just be handing out
Prime and stuff so let me uh...
Yeah, I need Kevin um... Yeah? Yeah. let me uh yeah i need for kevin um yeah i need you to get to a safe location well come over
come over to me first we'll do this after here i'm gonna message you all right let
me get you prior on this even notch On this one?
Yeah, so whenever we're playing here
We can just have no issues
With another server where we don't have any issues
I see the crane now dude
I had to go fucking Yeah, I need food Okay, see the other thing? Go go go go. Like 20 fucking...
Yeah I need food
and water and heat
Oh shit. My health doesn't go down yet
actually
... Those guys looked at me like they were gonna murder me in chat. They both got fucked up, that's actually crazy.
Man someone get yellow-cranked. Crazy. Tell me when you get the other train.
On my way down from the building I had to get on to see it.
Gotta make a point. I got three things of food, something insane. But it's better than nothing.
Wait no we have- do we have food in this if they say some space You got bandages?
Do I?
So you have bandages.
Actually, yeah one manage
oh slide down the ladder no zombie waited for me
when i came to you one time. You got the amalgam soon?
I'm running around right now. Like I said, I couldn't see it from where I was there were too many big buildings in
the way but I'm just gonna make's a fucking building right now.
Drop me a thingamajig, I got yellow blood now.
Fuck, there you go dude.
We're gonna get it down over here.
There's a door to this bitch.
You're not in this one.
10 billion blue doors? I'm walking over to it. I'm at the crane right now.
Come over to the ten building blue doors.
Ten building blue doors, very close
to it. There's no
ten building blue doors here. Bro there is no fucking way man.
There's no way you're not here.
Is there a construction area right next to
the yellow crane?
No.
So wait, is there a different yellow crane?
Must be...
Keep going around the circle on the outside until you get to
the fucking industrial part of it.
Yeah, by the fire station where I fucking spawned.
I guess?
That's where i came in.
Alright, I got fucking sickness now because
I had to use this sewing kit
Oh god damn
Do I that matches?
I don't know how to flare.
No. I'm not sure.
Might be better if we leave this on the run run back here if I'm being honest.
So it might be better for me to F11 and run back here.
Just cause you're redhunger gives a shit that takes so long to kill ya.
Oh, no I got the fucking blood poisoning, I had to use a sewing kit to get rid of my fucking bleed. Oh nooooooo...
I need my 3-star, except you though.
Okay, what do I mean?
Do I need Tetra or no, I need iodine.
Yeah actually I have it right here come to me.
Just keep coming I have iodine.
Okay I see the other yellow crane. Yeah there's two on here.
I'm better off if I just ran to the fire station and stayed there for the last 20 minutes.
It's crazy, it's crazy!
I didn't know that I was going to find my way over there and kill that dude.
I know.
Guess I can cook this quicker, might as well.
Might as well cook it a little bit quicker.
Funny thing is my health is still going up somehow.
Red Hagrid? Losing blood, Yeah, oh it just went down, nevermind.
Okay here's the other crane, here's the industrial shit
Yeah you're standing against a building
I'm fucked with this.
Yeah that shit's on your stamina.'s actually crazy what does that sickness a little bit of blood loss like I my stamina is not even going up like at all
get drenched ready okay right at the, there's a tin building with a blue door.
Guy in here making a fire, you're shooting at hay. Actually before you do, don't worry about that shit right now.
Eat uh...you can't eat it yet. It's still too hot.
Wait, no, eat the... this can of spaghetti.
Eat the iodine!
Eat this can of spaghetti.
I'm gonna do alcohol first dude. Disinfect first.
Iodine is on the ground you got it.
Can of spaghetti you got it get a spaghetti 70 degrees too hot on the server
70s just you have to hold right click if it's smoking it's too loud Now launch me, chat.
That's gonna be pretty helpful.
Alright, we both got some decent food to start us out. Barely.
Yeah I've got two more cans here too.
You could throw everything at the same time in the pan?
Nah, it gives a shit.
Alright finally yellow on food.
That's good.
Any 22s or shotgun ammo?
Um... no.
You're good enough right now to loot these guys. Come here, come back in after.
Loot what you want off of this guy...
Can we just drag the shit in there dude?
They're not gonna have that much stuff, bro.
Just grab a certain info.
Take some pristine gloves.
Grab that duct tape off of him so he can pick some shit up. It's not crazy man, I'll take the rest of those rags and just disinfect all of them
probably.
Alright, let me see if we can get a little bit more water out of them probably. Get some of this jelly. You know the difference between jam and jelly?
Yeah, I do.
I wasn't going to say it anyway.
Been around on the earth too long, he knows all the jokes dude.
Try disinfecting with the alcohol again, keep hitting it until it doesn't let you anymore
You have any 45s? I imagine.
Yeah, it doesn't let me do it anymore in just the one time
is all I can do. It's gone.
If you're welcome that's gonna require
you part of that lunch meat take it take all the
lunch me picking I got unknown food can
you know saying nothing sucks though
it's not going to be a lot how would you
give me that you take the lunch meat
that probably better I'm gonna give you a lot. You give me that, and you take the lunch meat.
Probably better if you can open it with a knife.
I was opening it with a crowbar, doesn't fucking give you as much food on anything.
We can cut those dudes up out there and make sure we get fish in them. a hatchet.
We can cut those dudes up out there and make sure we get fishing stuff.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay. Okay, what'd I stop When I stopped watching you already got guns blazing? We killed a couple guys who tried to jump me.
They had some guns.
You have a gun?
I've got a Luger with 5 rounds.
Because he's got 9.
Don't know if you've got the 8 now.
Watch out for that thing... I got the E-Metal. Yeah, I've got an E-Buff too.
Pretty sure I can cut these dudes up with a fuckin' crowbar.
Yeah you can cut these people up with a crowbar, which is weird but... I'll take it. I Get a couple hooks, actually I might get a couple bone knives and then we'll use those to get the hooks. so so Oh wait, there's a Glock out there.
I want to get that instead of your Luger or your stupid whatever that is.
Yeah, P1's 9.
No it's a Luger which I guess is on...
P1?
I don't know.
They do have P1s on this map too luger poa they had a pistol out there
and see any guns yeah i threw it on the ground to the left of them ran down the grass
next to like, the building.
Yeah, they block?
It has a magnet in it or something.
Better than the little band you're shooting at?
Yeah. Both were sleeping... Both of us.
I think i have bullets in my magpig so yeah,
I got some bullets for you from the MP5 mag.
What if I found an MP5? That would be real sad.
There, make sure see those knives here.
This mag is damaged though is the only shitty part. so so Both their bags are done.
Yeah, I think they're there.
Alright, ready to go when you are? I think we'll get the fuck out of here and go to... what's it called now? Let's Go.
Yeah let's hug that uh.. where is the fucking pipe
It's probably right back of a fucking earthquake, I don't know to be honest.
We under this? There's a pipe right here.
It appears we both got press-fessed out of this shit.
That's kind of insane.
Yeah, I found one on the roof.
While you have time send the Steam IDs to the guy.
Yeah yeah, I will, as soon as I get off I'm gonna send it to him.
I'll be getting off really soon you guys
really soon
as we'll hit this real fast do what oh zombie here.
Even when they go around you in such a crazy fast way
it's the same dude... even if i go right breezy fast
i've never found anything at least looking into some soon shooting possible entrances dude. I can!
Sure is possible.
I've found this gas here before.
Do we go after- I don't understand
this whole thing, man.
This shit's so weird. I hope they fixed that. Block on the ground?
It's damaged.
This would need to ammo out of it.
I'll take the flashlight for it.
Let's pull this a punt.
Screamer...
Screamer in front of you, I think?
What the fuck is up my- I think. My screen's all black and white, dude!
I can't fucking see!
Bro, look at how stupid that is, man!
I'm standing in front of you beating your fucking ass. You're turning away?
Got zero attention span, bro.
Want that knife?
That's a good knife.
I'll take it.
Zero attention span dude.
Shit don't make sense, bro. zero attention span dude that makes sense so I'm going to turn it here. I think it's just another one of the entrances. What's that?
I think it's just another one of the entrances, military entrances.
There was dead zombies?
Yeah yeah they're dead.
Run around right maybe?
Nah you're gonna get one. so I guess they're following us?
Yeah, why not.
Think you got enough stuff to fucking do airfields.
Ummm... what stuff?
Guns, you got enough guns for the airfields or what?
I just need more food.
Yeah probably should've stopped and get some water They just need more food.
Yeah, we probably should have stopped and get some water.
We can fish!
Yeah, it's kinda crazy that we could fish here.
Our waters low for some reason and yellow water still going down that's
do you have chlorine tabs yes oh yeah i got a water bottle The water might go down with the blood going down I think, maybe?
No.
No?
Oh they gotta fix it because of the water. no no i only got an exit Yeah, we killed two guys trying to...
One guy with a melee weapon was looking at me funny.
And I looked to the right and his boy was sitting there pointing a gun at me.
So I ran around the corner
and I just held an
Aang
and then accidentally shot him in the face.
His buddy
didn't really know what to do
once his friend with a gun fell on the ground
so he decided to run away, which is
not the play. You're supposed to pick your boy's gun
up off the floor and, you know,
do the fucking job. Finish the job!
But instead I picked up the
gun off the floor and shot his friend in the face.
So yeah, he
fucked up a little bit. He went into fight or flight mode.
Yeah so I think after this loop right here we can jump on top and it'll run us right to airfield.
Yeah I think this brings us right to airfield. Agreed.
Maybe hit this tower? I don't know.
You could just... Airfield's like kinda decent dude if you're not crazy.
Ehhhhh.... This server has extra buildings over there.
Oh interesting, interesting! Oh that's right it has the ATC insurance, right?
Hey look at you crossways!
My man was just looking at me with them
fucking furious I-wanna i want to kill someone eyes bro
he just made it obvious he was staring at me so we don't run into zombie spawns close
to the river if you're cool, we are a little bit exposed
So exposed to what?
If we jump on this pipe right here
Oh you wanna cross on the
pipe rather than the uh...
Yeah, so you run in.
Yeah, you run into zombies at the river?
Ohhhh, cause this is water we can't cross to right side?
We can cross to right side but zombies come up out of the fuckin' swamp there. Come on dude, we should all get off that pipe.
Don't jump off there, don't jump off there. You don't want to cross this pipe like that bro, this is a camped area.
Let's just take the fucking wall,
let's just take the right side.
Ground, right side should be fine.
Sounds good.
If there's water here we can't cross, I would be down to do that.
That is just the swampy areas on these come up out of the swamp?
Yeah, well that'll do. Better than getting shot
But I have them jukes
It's not many there's not much area to juke there, brother.
Nah, it's the left and right action bro.
He's obviously...
... from up out of the water.
That's fine. Ah! ah There's another zombie right here.
Just one on my right, also.
This one has a nice vest on.
So it doesn't damage it too much. Oh yeah, I'll try to...I can punch him with that.
Just light punches at the top of the head.
Yeah. Dude this is so so stupid bro I hate fucking Tom.
There you go nice.
Kiss one, Pristine.
Go Shay, go Shay mine's already pristine so take it I guess running into zombies worked out a little bit, huh? so. It's crazy how much sprinting I can do though.
You get a lot of time on deadfall with 5%.
Change your mind real quick.
No gun is worth that shit really. I did get a lot of fucking kills out there though,
I ended up with a lot of runs. You did get a lot of fuckin maker kills with the dude.
I was thinking maybe I wasn't even gonna get to shoot one fucking bullet,
and I ended like 12 lives within 13 or 14 or something...
Actually, I think I got 15 kills with it.
Yeah? I know you had like 9 or 10. That's when we do a montage of the Maker Kill.
The Maker Kill on this life!
And then I died, and my only sucky thing about it is
I want to have another life like that
So that I can get another crack at it
Without the maker
And so that I could see
You know, I made such a huge mistake that life that i just it just bugs me oh yeah
good chest plate armor I'll bring it to the final drill, drill, drill.
Hold at that stop on both
and go into latency tower
It's nice we can cook in here too
We're cook in here too. I'm going...
This one doesn't have extra floors!
Ummm, yeah I don't have a backpack yet. I see many zombies over there, it's usually a bunch.
Okay, throw that back in.
We got stuck right there.
Two far away...
I think it's a lot of launching that we just need to push through.
Okay, are we going to our vehicle? Yep.
With you?
I don't know if anything spawns on these vehicles...
This heli looks like one right?
Yeah it does.
Around it.
Okay. Let's go! Yeah, it does. I like the tactical shirt.
They have military shit. That's it.
That's kinda nice.
Oh is that a heli?
Yeah this one doesn't have any shit.
River sub, snow plowing...
Do they have the 9mm ammo?
That's the Luger. I have the 9 mil ammo. I have 3 leather sewing kits for armor, so if you need them...
Do you want to hold onto one or just hold on?
You can just hold onto to it for now.
There's a guy, last building. Tower building all the way at the end.
Bottom floor? He's on the front side. Left side left side now.
Are you outside of the red building?
There's a guy up upstairs far
building oh yeah brick brick it's red brick
yeah yeah good top floor right now top floor right
now
do you see him?
No.
Go up and save me.
I'm moving up, moving up.
I'll wait for relief.
I'm preparing to wait for relief.
I don't think that one comes off, I bet.
There's two of them. Talking to each other.
I'm at the truck, perhaps. I don't know if you see me.
I can see him in the window.
Yeah, I see ya. I'm in the truck to your right.
No it doesn't...
No...
See him in the window from where I am?
Wouldn't be worth a shot.
Yeah there's a mag for it too.
There might be one bullet in here actually.
They look like they're not looking out of the window we can probably crouch underneath?
Nah, let's move out here and then not looking out the window. We can probably crouch underneath.
Nah, wait for them to move out here and then we shoot them, I think.
I don't think I can get any closer. This is the furthest cover I have.
I'm probably going to magnum instead if I can bump him.
He's coming down! he's coming down!
There he is, we're on the left
They run-run?
Yeah yeah they both ran out to to the left out to the left!
They went through the...
Through the fence, through the fence.
Yep in front of us, in front of us under the type.
They ran inside the next place?
Ran inside
the next place?
They did to
the left here?
Yeah,
One went
left,
one went
right.
We can still lurk them on there. We're still lurking on there. Yeah, one went right. We can still juke them on him.
Yeah yeah yeah I'm gonna run straight at em
They're looting all this now
I don't know where you wanna go
You want to just run around? Wait on the other end? Let's just push right in.
Catch my car here.
Just stay behind me, and we'll catch my car.
Right behind you.
We're gonna need to...
Yeah. I'm on yellow
So, I'm gonna be
On red
I'm down
But I heard him
I don't think he's down
He isn't down He's down He's down I'm trying, but I heard him. I don't think he's out yes down. He's down
He's down kill them to execute both of them. He said check in second
Dead yeah, how might be dead?
There's another guy just laying here.
That guy went AFK, there was a third guy AFK with the fire.
You kill him?
Yeah yeah he's down.
You got up right you're good you're good.
Yeah I'm good about red house.
Bro you gotta-me there.
I could have shot the one
and you could have
shot the other.
Sorry,
I just decided to go
for the fucking shot
that I had.
I know they're standing still
so I was going to be like
I take the left
you take the right.
I was going to say
something.
This guy's got
a ballistics Fest that's like
dirty. It's weird.
There's 22 of his eyes a asshole, 919.
Three people huh the other guy must have just set up the fire when afk and told his boys to come here
because we only saw two that whole time.
Third guy just laying down.
You're meeting all your phone, bitch.
He's like, yes for later?
Yes for later.
45s out of this guy.
Yeah, he started shooting and I was like, no!
Sorry about that.
You cleaned it up though, really nice.
I did that perfectly there. This guy had the PP91
380 rounds
you have a gun for 382 though, don't you?
I have an AWP that I'm using at the moment.
My 380... no, I'm not really using it.
Guess I'll take this guys. What kind of ammo do you need?
Um...
Oh, I'm taking this dude's sniper.
Which kind of ammo do I need?
I need 45 ammo.
Let's try that one. Which kind of ammo do I need? I need 45 ammo.
Just tell me this guy's got bullets in his thing.
That's decent, say we just take that shit out of here real quick.
They'll figure it out afterward.
Almost done, almost done.
Let me take both this guy's pistols in case they got mad or something.
Actually I need them now don't I? Need it more than ever. Need you.
Need you, need you...
Not gonna grab all that shit. I don't want that strong enough as ammo.
You have a box of 7.62 right there if you wanna take that.
I'll take it for now.
You need that scope?
Do you want that sniper, you can take it.
It's attached...that scope is attached to that.
Nah, I don't like that like this i got a shotgun in the
pp you can nice clutch nice clutch yo i'm w keen to you guys right now
i don't know how much longer you're gonna be on, but we can
game until you get off.
Oh fuck you asshole.
Yep, it looks like you're staying up a little bit.
... so Let's do that scorpion also. I saw that.
Two scorpions?
Yeah, I saw that.
I'm just taking his mag, take the ammo. 22 rounds.
Yeah, my bag's completely full.
I'm going to sort it later. Oh, you bag's completely full. I'm gonna sort it later.
Oh, you scared the nutsack out of me!
Ha ha!
We got a heap up here.
That's fucking dead!
Scared
the nutsack out of you? Why was there a nutsack ever in ya? What the hell?
It's gone, it doesn't matter. All that matters is it's fucking gone now.
He's talking about his nutsack.
Yeah.
No what are you saying? Nutsack. Yeah. That's not what he said! It's right in my fucking stomach.
No, what are you saying?
Fuck that dude.
My balls are in my stomach.
You need 45 ammo, he said.
Yes.
Here this guy had a mag in this pistol I'll take all the shit out of it for ya
yeah just drop it in there
whoo! Woo!
Cool run-ins right there, baby.
All right, ammo's on the ground.
Got it.
We don't want to stick here too much longer and get heat buffed.
Let's dip, you almost done looting?
Yeah
It's been done
Just grabbing extra shit at this point.
Trying to sort some stuff out, but I don't want to do that later really.
See that canteen with 100% water in it?
I don't know if I trust it.
You have a hunting scope or anything?
No, you didn't have a scope on that shit?
Nah, that's the other sniper. I'm not using that one. I'm using this one CR
Just head past airfield.
Yep, or maybe we hunkered all...
That says he is down his way right?
Yes sir!
You want us to wait at airfield for you?
Where's the server restart? Probably not for a while.
I think it just happened at 7, that's really close.
Do we wanna hold this spot down for him or something?
Oh those shots
are really fucking close right there.
Yeah, they are pretty close right now.
If you want to move to them or away from them, I think you're lower
health right now. I'm yellow right now?
Okay. Yes. Great.
We can wait. I'm okay. Yeah, that's not great.
We can wait.
They might see that fire over there and go to it.
Fighting for the south spawn?
I believe I just got it.
So I should be at land bridge in two minutes
i should be on you guys about five to ten
don't have to stay right there there's those rocks near the coast you can go to as well I mean it doesn't matter
Are we getting here or are we having to like save gear for you basically?
Like these guys want us to save their loot or something
Yeah just cut them up leave it on the ground i'll grab it when i get there okay so Let's go cut these dudes up real quick and get out of here. If you want to cover, cut them up or cover the windows.
I'll do the other.
Yeah when we both got on a window
I was about to be like
Alright
You should do one of those
We're in Discord
So I'm going
Alright
Take one each
One at a time
I apologize
I decided just to open it up
With the free kill
Because that's usually how
We can merge on the last guy.
Yeah, I mean, and you never know if they're going to start
moving for no reason, you know what I mean?
As soon as I get in position,
they might fucking move, then you're under a shit.
So, I hear you. Doesn't that sound you're like oh so i i've done that so many times where
i try and line up a shot next thing i know they see me and i just get hurt
these dudes had no clue dude they were standing around a fire row.
Yeah you know the shotgun? This guy's got 12-git shotguns.
Um I've got the... Is it a better shotgun?
It's an IZH 18 single barrel.
Semi auto. Let me see what it is let me look at it
oh this thing's got it's filled with bullets right by us shots right by a shot service so he's got slugs in it.
You want this? It's pretty good, way better than your single shot.
Take the slug! Okay, use that shotgun, it's a long range shotgun. Get yours off, use that one.
I'm just saying, that's gonna be much better.
Long range shotgun, okay?
Yeah, you got 20 slugs.
Let's go towards it.
Where'd you go left side? Yeah Yeah, I went left- you in the abyss. That's not a bus.
That's further away, that's further away.
It was in the window. That's further away.
He's in the window, top! Two guys up top!
They're running down, they might come to us.
No, they're running toward the thing.
I think they are going into the airfield more.
Alright.
Where are you? I'm at the van outside of the back there.
Going towards red brick, building.
That's where i think they went.
No, they're crouching around in here. They're crouching around in here.
Inside the building? No no here. Inside the building?
No no no. Inside the area in the parking lot.
Parking lot?! That's me!
That's me! Oh bro!
Holy shit.
We need to keep it a little tighter over there.
Yeah, 100%.
I'm in the building crossing towards garage.
You jump?
Jumped the same wall you did are you at the tanks no they're the tanks not thanks they see yes they see us yeah to our left or left they saw us they saw us.
He's at the tank in front of me here? I'm in the garage, I'm in the garage.
Running right to left, running right to left.
Yeah? Okay.
See dead guys here. They're running!
They're full-blown running across the lakefield.
You sure they saw us?
Dude aimed right at me
i was looking at me from this side
might have ran into some trees i don't know if that's safe to fucking chase.
Yeah they're left!
There we go...
Hope those guys escape, let's not cross this fuck that. No no no, they're bad at it, let's go back.
Fuck!
Play your lives boys I'm a little farther than I thought I was.
I'm a little annoyed those guys guys played this so fucking stupid. What the fuck are they going out? That doesn't even make sense!
They killed this guy, they killed this guy, this guy's got an MP5, don't tell me where I'm at.
Alright, I'm watching, I'm watching the other side.
See if they run back over here.
This guy's got Ruger, Ice Chaka... let's go ahead, let's go ahead.
Fuck these guys.
Do I have any nines for this? I don't think so.
I'm just gonna keep the health but grab that shit.
And a half mag for everything.
Yeah. I dunno if you're interested in an MP5 with a mag for it, I think. Yeah.
I don't know if you're interested in an MP5 with a mag?
Like what's your... use 9s or no?
Nine now.
Is it better than this gun that I have?
Yeah. Better than this gun that i have yeah yeah take the bullets out of that put an end to that mp5
a little annoyed i let that guy fucking go.
Didn't think they were gonna run across the fucking airfield, dude!
What is this?
Like bro, I'm like trying not to do the stupidest plays on the planet where I just hold W people.
But the reason you do it is because moments like that...
Yeah.
Probably should have started shooting at him as soon as...
Oh, this is a different kind of 9-0 dude.
Oh, well okay never mind
that shit sorry.
You not have normal nines?
Oh no, my other gun is fucking 380s. Here I'm dropping the MP5 then.
Only got like three ammo for it. Here, I'm dropping an MP5 then.
Only got like 3 ammo for it.
Yeah, flex the MP5 then.
Take all that ammo from there...
We gotta keep moving, get out of here.
This way.
Yeah no wonder that gun's better this one takes three eighties.
Makes all the sense in the world now.
Let's just go out this way. They're far right, there Phil.
That side we should kind of stick left and go that way then.
Alright. that way there.
This fucks me up. I had to go to the tanks
and then behind us...
Is it on us? Yeah, yeah. Oh it's a plate!
Wait wait wait wait wait just hit this guy in the face a couple times.
Alright I'm gonna take my knife off.
Just hit him in the head, it's gonna take a little while.
But it's worth it, he's got good armor.
Even if you fuck up, it's okay.
You piece of shit man! Yo Yo the Daisy- The Daisy fucking zombies are bullshit bro.
They're timing...
I've never been timed harder in any game than by zombies in this fucking game.
I play Street Fighter,
I play fucking Counter-Strike. How do
I get timing in this game
more than anyone else?
Fucking umpire Fucking on point dude. Fucking annoying as shit is what they are.
Yeah we definitely should have just shot him as soon as we saw him on top like leave that building.
Yeah, 100.
But they played it so fucking stupid sometimes you can't simply predict the dumbass maneuver.
You cannot predict stupidness!
I mean, I thought they would come
toward us to go...
First I thought they were gonna come
to us like the other team. Then, then they're going in and I'm like okay I guess they are looting the other way
Then they're like yeah we're gonna tank across airfield
What the fuck?
What kind of thought process is that?
Yeah What kind of thought process is that, honey? Yeah. I mean they did just get in a fight so...
Option 1, 2 and 3, they take option 9
Dude, I don't even think they saw you man he looked right the at me and
had his gun up so i just assumed he saw me maybe they saw you and they're like yo
let's run across the airfield though
why would you ever think that that would work
because it did I don't know.
Not all plays that work are the right or fucking smart, I guess.
This CZ, like 7.62 single shot...
The slowest moving bullet I've ever fucking seen in this game.
High damage though right?
No it's shit damage yeah, this gun sucks bro.
It's actually fucking insane. No, it's shit damage. Yeah this gun sucks bro.
It's actually fucking insane how bad it is.
I didn't think a bullet travel time was gonna be that bad.
You said SSG? Or you said CC?
Nah, it's the CC. It only shoots the 7.62 bullet.
I'm gonna try to wake up early tomorrow.
They just decided the fight wasn't worth it, some people try to play conservative...
Yeah but brother man, you're like
retreating there across the fucking airfield
What in the fuck is that noise? Do y'all hear that? It's stupid. What in the fuck is that noise?
Do you all hear that?
It's really stupid.
Yeah, what the fuck is that?
Someone just fart over on Tara?
Oh!
Helicopter?
Oh, there's a heli crashes.
Alright, I'm about to cross land bridge now.
And we're kind of moving towards research at the moment.
Okay.
Should probably just hunt it down?
We can go to the mine and wait maybe.
Yeah, that's right before. And we can wait there.
Under A1 guns on the roofs, musins on the roof...
The farther that we get though it's going to be harder to keep up because he is going
to be running into issues.
Or like yeah, water and shit.
I don't know.
It's up to you!
We can run back to him.
100% up to you.
You say hot tuba?
Did you find a video after that?
I did.
I randomly came across it
in a short-
Yeah.
How funny was that?
You can't fucking miss that video bro, it's not possible.
She's a hot tooit!
All the way to get over one is to get under another.
Sounds like Judd.
Nah, y'all keep doing your run and I'll catch up.
Don't worry about me.
If you all go to research, I'll find you a research.
I already like this server bro. You spawn in with a little bit of food, you can just run across the whole map
Yeah, you don't get smoked right off the bat
Have you not played this one yet dude?
No no no it's first time
Woah! I'm happy to have a deer bro No, no, no. It's the first time. We got a bunch of extra points of damage and shit.
I'm happy to have a deer!
See that thing? He got knocked backwards. They're fighting!
Yeah there is a bunch of extra POIs
I told you there was that land... that bridge that takes you to Tara.
They have a bridge of boats that goes to Tara?
Remember that one place that Trey was like,
You can swim it?
Yeah.
Oh, I think I saw you were climbing
across that and you fell in the water or something
Yeah
Nevermind, we'll use our own
You fucking liar!
Alright, we're gonna sit in this place and wait for ya.
We're going to loot it up, try to find some snipers here.
Okay.
I think we can go on the rooftops over here.
You know what's funny about this map is i keep thinking i'm close to
you but it's in this map they have more buildings along the coast it's not just trees so i keep
being farther within where I expected to be.
In this building there's a couple fucking camo crates, how crazy?
Olé! extra extra bad
guy guy in here
no im good got one down. Hey stay there. Stay there. I've got you covered.
Nice bro! Get him.
Got you covered.
Don't peek if your hurt.
I wouldn't peek that. Left hand peeks rough.
They didn't touch me. Go all the way to the other side and close the door
Nice hit you.
He's down, he's down. You okay? They're both down there, they're both down there. I'm blinking red. Blinking fucking
red. All our
Bison shi- Okay close this fucking door. He's up he's up he's up
He's down
They're both fuckin dead like I said Kevin
All right chill man, what are you freaking out for?
Cuz I opened the door and the guy was staring at me with a shotgun and missed both shots.
I can't believe that guy whiffed that on you bro.
I thought you were dead.
I was like Kevin? You dead?
My god!
Yo check out their armbands bro. We got full armbands. Purple.
Why isn't this drink purple?
Well, I guess we don't have to loot this area I'm assuming they did it for us cheese look at the food oh the amount of PvP in this place is nuts!
Eating your spaghetti, bitch. What's up? Bro.
Sawed off Farmas in this guy's bag.
SAWED OFF FARMAS?!
You can't have bullets for it though no way
hes got an extra mag
hes got 10 in the mag
i think ive found a box of that ammo.
Let me see what it is, 5-5-6?
It's gun cleaning kit and some thing for my armor.
Holy poxy putty!
Was that on our last life that I was like
I got a box of 5-5-6?
Dropping shotgun ammo ammo i'm dropping this
fucking pistol away i can't need the pistol
let me look and see what he has yes three oh is it faster if i go to
lambridge or if i go across the uh the ship that you guys would tell
me about.
The ship brings you to Tara, bro.
Okay then, so Lambridge.
I'm dropping the ump for, I think, the Bison.
He has Bison ammo.
He has an SSG sniper with bullets in it, Kev.
If you want that.
Um... UMP is better rounds.
I know the ump is better rounds but
I have way more bullets for this oh okay yeah
oh bro the dude's got the dudes got a bunch of steak in here too
does his teammate have any 5.56? I'm getting rid of the revolver.
Um, I don't think...
I haven't...
I'm looking at.308s, no 5.6 on this motherfucker.
If his teammate had it he would've given it to him yeah i don't
have enough 45 ammo this guy's got nine by 19s that mp5 would work
he's got like 40 5x19s?
I think I just drop shit and carry this FAMAS in my bag, dude. Just in case we find ammo for it.
Yeah?
FAMAS in the bag?
I got plenty of shit to drop.
There's two- I have a frying pan in there with two fucking leather kits if you're interested.
Shots... close-ish?
Oh shit, my jacket's all completely done to it.
He's got pretty good armor that's gonna be better than yours, but you will run out of space. So it's up to you boss
Also got good blood my shits pristine
I'm missing something here that I can use?
He's got a block. Nah, I'm gonna stick to the MK
What can I use here chat that I'm missing
I'll keep these 3-0-8s, 2 stacks of three lights just cause.
They're not bad.
Alright, I got the FAMAS in my...
Brawler Wrong.
Fuck it, she's got the damage on first.
Knock this fucker up.
Oversight is damaged but still look okay. Anything to fix now? They don't... Do you have any uh what is that thing that fixes sights?
Electrical repair do you have that?
Electrical repair? Nah.
Assuming you don't.
You're dropping a mag this guy had a mag with 45 rounds in it.
If you're still doing that...
Which mag?
Just dropped it.
No, it's an FNX mag.
I thought he said 45-something bullets on the mag. next yeah 45 rounds not 45 rounds like i said yeah yeah yeah that's what the second thing you say
bison is actually one of my favorite guns in the game chat people
it's a it's a gun don't get me, but man you can get so many bolts with that
That's a good time to be
All right, I am across zealand bridge
Yeah bridge. Yeah, see the 9x19s? We dropped
that fucking gun for it, remember?
Woo! Let's go, Kevin!
You're starting to get good at the game!
I'm trying, dude. I'm trying, bro.
Yeah, I'm sad.
Wait, you said
you had the CZ 550?
Or are you dropping that?
I'm using the CZ stuff.
This guy's got a
pristine mag for it.
It's on the ground now.
Let me loot this other guy and see what's going on with him.
Whoa, bro! This guys has a Kar-90
fuckin' 8.
An SKS, alright!
I'm gonna take the SKS over to CZ here. Taking an SKS...
Yeah easily, that's the easiest
Why am i sitting on a CZ when I have an SKS sitting there? Easily. That's the easiest...
Why am I sitting here on a CZ when I got an SKS sitting right next to me?
What am I doing, bros?
The fuck do I want to do, bros?
Just gotta get duct tape off of it.
You need a whole duct tape dude to make a fucking one in this, damn!
That sucks, I always like to use the fuckin' final bit of it Like the final bit of the...
The duct tape to get the uh...
duct tape on some of them? I think you can right
on some servers it allows that i think
You don't need a full roll for it?
What for what? Do you always need
a full roll for duct tape?
A full roll of duct tape to make a suppressor
or some servers you can use a little bit of it, right?
50% I believe.
Drop the rest of this on the underground. Yo, what's that shotgun sitting in the wall?
Take this guy's balaclava dude before I freaking smack you.
How much loot do these guys have?!
Yeah we're just really fucking slow at looting brother.
Yeah, really fucking slow I feel that dude.
We are the slowest niggers in the west, promise you.
And the only reason that... It's funny he has been playing for two weeks and about the same speed.
You know what I mean? I've been playing for two weeks. We're about the same speed, you know what I mean?
I've been playing for fucking years
I'm the worst looter
Same speed but he'll actually remember when he loots
Take the shotgun out of the wall
I don't want the shotgun in the wall.
I don't want the shotgun, I'm cool.
So people don't fucking run up here and be like oh there's a shotgun in the wall! Fucking come in here.
Bro is that the same one I have?
Yeah this ones pristine though.
Hallelujah I have. Yeah, this one's pristine though. Hallelujah
Hallelujah
All righty I'm passing the airfield right now I lay there.
Alrighty, I'm passing the airfield right now.
Oh, motherfucker's got some honey that ain't finished. That's mine now bitch
Yes, my leftovers
Bitch I need a different jacket.
Let's see, they have to be jacked up right?
Let's take a look at their jackets if they're jacked
up. Both of their
jackets is jacked up, including mine.
I don't need it. I'm not at a 45mm anymore. Do you need shotgun ammo still? This guy has two slugs.
I'll grab it and I got like 20-25.
I'd love to carry one for a frickin'...
I don't like my loot chat.
I don't fuckin' like it, to be honest.
I like it but I don't like it. Like honest i have space for this i like it but i don't
like it like that's not organized enough get
that mag over here on me so uh for your cz
cc okay i'm not using, but I'll take the boletos.
You're not using the CZ anymore?
The CZ is 308. That's a different sniper.
I'll keep it just in case you come across it.
Yeah, I'm sitting on a bunch of ammo though. I can't do that. I don't know what to do with this guy. I'm gonna go get him. I'm gonna kill him. I'm gonna kill him. I'm gonna kill him. I'm gonna kill him. I'm gonna kill him. I'm gonna kill him. I'm gonna kill him. I'm gonna kill him. I'm gonna kill him. I'm gonna kill him. I'm gonna kill him. I'm gonna kill him. I'm gonna kill him. I'm gonna kill him. I'm gonna kill him. I'm gonna kill him. I'm gonna kill him. I'm gonna kill him. I'm gonna kill him. I'm gonna kill him. I'm gonna kill him. I'm gonna kill him. I'm gonna kill him. I'm gonna kill him. I'm gonna kill him. I'm gonna kill him. I'm gonna kill him. I'm gonna kill him. I'm gonna kill him. I'm gonna kill him. I'm gonna kill him. I'm gonna kill him. I'm gonna kill him. I'm gonna kill him. I'm gonna kill him. I'm gonna kill him. I'm gonna kill him. I'm gonna kill him. I'm gonna kill him. I'm gonna kill him. I'm gonna kill him. I'm gonna kill him. I'm gonna kill him. I'm gonna kill him. I'm gonna kill him. I'm gonna kill him. I'm gonna kill him. I'm gonna kill him. I'm gonna kill him. I'm gonna kill him. I'm gonna kill him. I'm gonna kill him. I'm gonna kill him. I'm gonna kill him. I'm gonna kill him. I'm gonna kill him. case you come across it.
Yeah, I'm sitting on a bunch of ammo that......I can't use right now.
You don't need 45 ammo anymore?
You said?
I do not. There's an up
there if you want it, with
45s.
I'd have to take it over the FAMAS is what I'd have to do.
How many bulls do you have in the FAMAS?
10, but... Okay. But that's a strong-ass weapon. Yeah, I gotcha.
Exactly. With an extra mag if we find a couple boxes.
Backpacks sure. Do they have a backpack?
No, they're both ruined. I'm fucking sitting on this schoolgirl backpack.
Alright, shit! I got what I need off these motherfuckers.
Um...
Couple bitches.
You had no idea that the pressure was coming through that door, dude?
I can't bro, I was like, I'm dead!
There's a car 98 and they're not taking it and its pissing someone off.
I'll take it, I'm not taking it, and it's pissing someone off. I'll take it.
I'm almost there.
I'm walking through the front gate right now.
How do I...
Where are you guys at exactly?
This thing says 79257s. That's why I'm not taking it. out exactly this thing's like seven nine two five
sevens that's why i'm not taking it what the fuck's a 79257
where are you finding that bro
you could take this guy's SSG, though.
And he's got a shotgun.
Do you know where we are?
I'm in the area.
I just don't know which building.
What building are we in?
Like one of the first ones that you run into that you're like, Like, one of the first ones you run into
that you're like, yo, Cap, check this out.
Oh shit, they got fucking this shit.
Oh, okay, so check this. The big-ass
building that has the giant
doors... The giant blue doors. You should've... That has the giant doors
The giant blue doors you should zombie just go after you yeah, I sure do. I mean you should be next to us You're not badly for what you got no Hello!
Not bad loot for what you got. No, no man!
Not bad.
Yeah just take whatever the fuck else you want bro if it's two dudes in a closet that were fucking hanging out.
Hanging out. closet that we're fucking hanging out you know hanging around
all right what do we got here? Oh, a little CZ guy. Sure!
I'm liking this chat
Liking my loadout right now I don't like the bag, but I like the loadout.
We don't got no purple armband for you brother, sorry.
It's fine dude, I'll be the loser here, I don't mind.
You can put the odd man out on this one
christine and warren bro this bison ain't stopping it's going all 64.
take that you're And take that shotgun.
Yeah, I'm gonna have to.
Alright, here,
I'll drop you nine slugs here.
Appreciate you, brother.
Why isn't this drink purple?
Now it says this is an auto shotty.
Does that mean I don't have to click R after every time? Semi-auto?
Um, no. Semi-auto is you still have to click R.
I still have to click R after the shot? Okay. Still gotta pump it.
If its fully automatic they're different, different, different...
I don't think there is one. That's the Vega, I guess right?
I think so. Is that still semi-automatic? Wait, does semi-automated mean you have to do that or is that pumped?
It's pumped back through.
Well... So we can just shoot him.
I wasn't listening what'd you say?
Yeah you don't have to. I think you could just boom boom
with that motherfucker Kev.
Okay. You talking about the MP153?
Yeah, this one is loaded up
and fucking let her rip. You can see there's
no pump action on it. That dude missed
me with every shot with it. That dude missed me with every shot with it, and how the fuck, bro?
That's a rough day in the office for him.
Did he have slugs in there or did he have gloveshot, do you know?
I do have had slugs, bro. You don't miss gloveshot.
Yeah, yeah, probably.
Alright, well...
I'm gonna take this guy's pants, I guess?
I can't believe you're just nonchalantly back here, open the door and there are two fucking dudes in here.
That's insane.
Imagine how much they're pooping themselves listening to us
just walking straight at them yeah dude i'd lose my mind there's a leather kit
there's also a pristine hunting knife, there's alcohol tincture.
Yeah I uh...I don't have a backpack, don't have any room so
Why can't I put these in my pocket? This is all I got right now
You need anybody need anything fixed for their
Uh backpacks?
I mean not backpacks, fix on their weapons.
I need some ZZ ammo does anyone have 76239 extra? Yeah I think I CZ ammo. Does anyone have 7, 6, 2, 3, 9 extra?
Yeah, I think I found... You should just...
3, 9?
Why don't you just take this fucking...
Fuck the CZ and take this SSG
and go with that ammo.
I got it.
If I was gonna do that I'd rather just take the pioneer
and at least have 5-5-6
Yeah, you can have 5-5-6 here
Take this, I'll drop you 10 shots
That will work
Thank you my friend.
I don't like sharing ammo ever since I started playing Deadfall.
Yeah well the malls are a little different but i hear that 100
a little different you don't have to dump a hundred bullets into an npc mob
that's running at you and then when you shoot them just gather around 14 other mobs yeah the
the um the aggro range and the respawn times are ridiculous in that server in their service
a skeleton agro range is just like eagle eyeing you from across the wilderness, dude.
You didn't get a thing to fix sights and did you have electric kit no i didn't find
anything of that we might find one here though yeah we can still follow in here
yeah so we keep it tight but i'm questioning whether those guys
alluded this place or not why fuck are they sitting in there?
I'm so confused.
I need to go get...
I'm like hypothermia mode right now, and I need a chest.
Yeah, I'm good for fire fire as well. I can eat.
Yeah we could fire back here if you want to.
It's the best place to do it.
I mean might as well heat buff so I don't have to worry about my fucking hypothermia killing me before I find a chest piece.
There is like literally a thing to cook back here
i think isn't there yeah there's a little two right here right here yeah it's a little thing
back here go grab some bark this is why this server's's down. Little things, man. It's the little
things.
Party of life. The big deal.
I mean that's- That's what I mean! They didn't even have a fire
going over there though. What the fuck were they
doing there dude? Bro, they probably came in here just to
consolidate loot, to chill out, to fucking breathe
a little bit. They've probably been freaking out the last fucking
30 minutes trying to get here. People
get scared when I play this game, man.
Yep.
When you... When I'm Yep. When I'm playing
and it's intense
for too long,
I'm down to chill
fucking cook some food...
get a heat buff, relax for a second.
You know what I mean?
See that's my problem after eight hours on the lake where he toasted.
Oh maybe Chad said his leg was broken?
What? How do you guys know?
He woulda had a splint on him, wouldn't he?
Yeah.
I mean, you don't need a splint to fix your leg.
Technically.
Yeah, but they would have been making one.
I'll tell you that.
Are you going to try to make me feel bad for one i'll tell you that
are you going to try and make me feel bad for killing a guy with a broken leg i don't think so bro you're a piece of shit
you killed a wounded man he's more wounded now, bro.
He's healthy on the coast!
Wait did you go to a different spot Jared? No I'm back here still.
Yeah he's back here in the room.
Is there a place to make a fire there or are you talking about in the middle?
Area.
There's one back here.
Oh, one back here. Yeah yeah, you don't need to make a fire kit.
There's one right here.
Aw dude that is so nice!
That's cool right?
There's one right there. Didn. Anyone have a lock pick?
I'm with you.
Really just gotta watch this door and that's it.
Someone watch the front, keep an eye on the side and we're chillin'.
It's super easy.
Yeah, yeah. Yeah. front, keep it on the side and we're chillin'. It's super easy. You wanna grab that frying pan and toss it on there? Put some stuff on the ground for...
Oh, I'd love to. Where's the frying pan at?
Think it was in that room with all those bodies.
Now we got three sticks, so...
It should be enough to heatbuff and get that food cooked.
I love the bison bro.
I think it's so fun to use.
Eventually I wanna just fucking blast 60 shots and just...
I'm not like dying. You're good, you're good.
I'm not dying or anything like that.
I'll be fine once this is ready.
You know what I mean? Something like that.
Minus the sound effects probably.
Sometimes when you're like,
I want everything!
We got rid of it dude. There was some meat around I forgot where I left it.
Neither of you have a poxy or anything right?
Like that right?
You do?
Oh my god bro.
One of them had an extra 6B armor
and it's badly damaged.
Yeah isn't there... let me see, isn't there a leather kit here?
Uh yeah leather kit is on the ground.
Leather kit doesn't work on it. Doesn't work on it.
Leather kit doesn't work on that armor
It's a ceramic plate, that's why that's so weird. Okay
Just keep that neither Uh, neither does epoxy.
Take it back. What?
That doesn't make sense.
Fuck's supposed to work on a gun. So ceramic...
duct tape
try a duct tape
eat this picture real quick I'm about to say fuck the ceramic plate then bro if i can't fix a shit I mean, if i could find something better 100% Nope, don't take neither.
Take that honey before it's fucked up.
Whose liner is that? i just dropped it you can take it Put the meat.
Yeah, but from where?
Where was the meat at?
I don't remember where it is.
I dropped that shit.
It's in here.
All of it is in here.
What do you mean, in there?
In this room yeah. You have like six venison sticks right here bro.
Oh my god, there is! Let's go!
Why don't you guys tell me that?
Sorry man I completely forgot.
I thought I dropped it in a different building for some reason.
It's funny because I went back to look for it and I was like, nope not here.
Yeah right dude? Like...
I tried!
Imma be honest, I didn't see that shit either.
The stupid mistakes
I make do you know playing this game bro? This is never ending it's a mistake in your life, dude
You know I say all the time
I don't know how chat plays this without a chat watching them play
Yeah a chat watching them play You make so many mistakes thinking
you're playing perfect, that's what would happen.
That's what I mean, I'll tell you exactly how to play it very
peacefully
I had one where I was looking out, like a window
and I was just staring.
Man this server is dead, I can't see anybody
chat clips it
I missed 4 dudes running tree line to tree line
like
What?
If you didn't have a chat bro, you just have you just always be a perfect jay-z player. You'd never know
He made a mistake
He's like yeah i'm so fucking sick bro.
Every night.
I said every night I don't sleep.
There's water here but I don't know if it's...
The feast is done!
You got a suppressor?
Me, I don't.
It's hot as steak!
I do but it's badly damaged so I'm going to take the pristine one if you want it
Yeah that's fine I got the lock. Drop that here?
You dropped it outside?
Yes right there.
Oh dude a box of 382 chowder didn't know how to...
Yep been playing too much other servers and too much deadfall.
Doesn't matter how hot the food is.
Jared you are like me bro, You can't sit still there.
I just sound like people getting mad at us.
He could come through that door right now!
We're good, right? We all got healing points You got back your son right now. Amen!
We're good, right? We all have heat buff?
Oh we are chillin' chillin'.
I'm ready.
So let me take this cat food can right here?
I can do that!
Okay so now the question is
I don't know what the fuck to do
This usually is how far I go
Go to research maybe I guess from here
Try to loot those barracks Mine and research is in front of us.
Alright, let's do that then.
I don't know if you want to try to loot more of this but...
Oh yeah we can look around. If he doesn't and find an electrical repair kit that would be nice.
I'm assuming they
looted it. Maybe.
Since on how risky you guys are trying to go.
I mean, we can go research hit the barracks all outside of research get better clothings and shit
Oh, backpack huge
We should get risky for sure
Alright let's go
We gotta get loot or die trying basically Let's look for an electrical barricade real quick around here and really use it to this site.
What the fuck is that noise? It's like a train noise.
So keep it tight too don't fucking fall behind and shit.
Yes sir.
Nothing. I'm gonna let you take point Jared.
Do we have to check the security? Oh dude water right here boys.
Dude this is not only here right
Nice
It's not usually did you did you guys grab the canteen inside if not I'm gonna go
grab it real quick one yeah no I didn't
get that all right move around the other
one
rose this whole area you hear another
service yeah bro i'm telling you right
now like this server has a lot more than anyone else crazy
it's not a bad thing no not at all. I like this Jared
Sorry
Yeah Yeah, I'm gonna take a full swig of this and then I'll drop it to you. I'll go fill it up.
You can fill it up.
Yep.
Looking kinda weird though.
Oh, there's another one!
There's another one!
There's another one! There's another one! There's another one! There's another one! Lookin' kinda weird though.
Server has suit repair kit, no
fucking way! No fucking
way! We gotta get suits bro.
For real that is net-
every server should fucking have that
You work all
that time to get that fucking suit
just for if you're getting too many
fights it's done dude no No way bro that's horrible
Must be something specific I don't know
I think there might be like their mod
Yeah yeah it's definitely theirs
Server also has a cure for frostbite dude what these guys are doing it
this guy's running crazy in the mall server huh These guys run a crazy normal server, huh?
Okay. Dev I'm gonna go out and fill in a little more
And... I'm dead. What's that?
Oh my god, I thought you actually died.
I was about to say what the fuck!
Bro, that's about as silent as we died on New York server.
All three of us back-to-back
about five seconds apart.
No way! Wait so what happened? Chad was telling me.
Cheater dude.
You guys got- oh was it a cheater there too? Bro its just... man dude. Little dick motherfuckers.
Alright I got this thing here you go Kev, dropping it and let's roll.
We'll put it this way.
Hutch, I heard three shots and then three seconds later I died.
Well let's look for an electro repair kit still real fast.
Just a couple more places to look.
I said the mine might have that shit.
We're going down these tracks anyways right here, right?
Yeah yeah.
Yup we are.
Well if you guys want... If you guys to go and fall for the wall, fuck research. Let's go to the camp.
Research is good loot bro.
Yeah yeah no I'm down to do research but before that we can go to the...
I forgot what it's called.
The military tent.
I don't really know but I'm down with all of that. Let's go.
Alright alright, we'll go there first then.
I'm not gonna fucking willy nilly a repair kit right now. It's all good.
Let's go.
We can go all the way on top of the mountain to your right.
Oh are they talking about the candy cane mountain?
No no no. Not Candy Cane. I'm talking about. No, no, not Candy Cane.
I'm talking about the one to our right.
You ever seen Joyride?
This is one I still gotta watch.
Refugee camp.
You haven't seen Joyride, huh? With Mark...
Or sorry with ummm
What's his name dude?
Paul Walker
Yeah
People keep telling me I look like fucking Steve Zahn
You kinda do a little bit. You have resemblance but uh
In that movie where I've seen him
he's been fucking...
Yeah dude
He looks fucking crazy in there
That's what I think when they tell me
I'm like bro, I look like that?
That's fucked up
They mean like him being young I look like that? That's fucked up.
They mean, like him being young and him enjoying it.
Alright. You can watch that video It's pretty cool. I was told I looked like
Mr. Incredible when he was fat and sad
Damn
I'm mean
Dude these sons of bitches roast me all fucking day.
Hey!
He got a last to go okay bro?
Okay you're fine dude.
Sure dude.
That's what I'm saying.
The strongest man alive the other chick was hitting on him-
Hey that's what i'm saying that
probably is up to you and then i was happy
pete but he had
yet Yeah, another thing in the server, Hutch?
You wanna know?
They have lower shock damage.
So you don't get knocked out as much.
Yeah so you'll last a little bit longer
in your fights without getting knocked out.
I actually really think it's a pretty decent balance.
Oh they're here! They're here!
That's refugee. It's right in front of us.
Okay okay. That's refugee. It's right in front of us.
So it's definitely interesting, it's an interesting take on a server for sure.
And they're willing to hit us all with trial
The guy hit me up today. It was like I can get you guys to cry. All right, we're here
Yeah, he hooked me up that's why I was able to get on and play with you guys. Pretty pumped about it.
Oh really?
That's how nice!
Yeah yeah yeah.
He hit me up.
He was like yo I got you.
This could have been past this.
Yeah I think it was because I'm seeing zombies.
Yeah they would've aggroed.
I went wide right by the way.
Yeah we're with you. I always, literally always get in a fight here.
Should I pistol the zombies here?
They might be close but they might hear it.
I don't know.
Good question.
I feel like those shots...
Yeah true, true, true, actually.
Alright we got a zombie.
You're good to pop one.
I'll just knife him.
It's just one at a time.
That's not bad.
Moving in.
That's not us, that's not us. We can go for that or we can loot this? What do you want to do? We should loot this.
We should loot this. Agreed agreed agreed.
Yeah if I can get some 5.56 ammo...
Careful for landmines, boys.
Straight up.
I need some headshots, Kevin.
Alright, you have a white helmet on now?
I have a white helmet on now.
I just said that I needed to get better shooting though.
You have a suppressor, though?
On an iron sight right? That's not easy.
All gate one boys.
No...
Bro, that's 5-5-6 ammo too though.
Oh shit!
AK740 UN tactical.
Okay, chill bro.
Ballistic helmet takes so many fucking...
shots.
Bro in this server you can put fucking sights on the small AKs.
Apparently they have an... This AK is a small one.
That one, you guessed?
It's getting closer!
AK's getting closer. AK-74U in the next tent.
Another SKS over here.
AKs right here?
Which one are you taking,
Hutch?
Is that a
5.56 or
is that
1.45?
Yeah,
yeah,
my AUG
is a
5.56.
I'm going
to be
bullets
forward for
sure.
One of
the AKs
is 5.45
though, right? Yeah, one of the AKs is 545 though, right?
Yeah one of the AK's AKS. Should I take that instead?
Cause I have a good AK for you.
I mean Hutch you probably want this sawed off FAMAS instead
I would love a sawed-off on this, yeah.
Yeah take that, I'll take the AK for 5-4-5.
Take this round, where you at?
Me me, I'm looking for ya.
Come to this AK, I'm at the AK.
No this one right here brother.
You got a different AK? It's a better one.
This server specifically you can put the... it's like a mini-AK but you can put attachments on it.
The mini-AK normally can't take attachments at all.
Christine versus Warren, bro. I'm not... Just listen to chat.
I'm not fucking doing it, sorry.
Not doing it!
I refuse...
I don't give a shit that much about it, you know what I mean?
It's crazy. I don't give a shit that much about it, you know what I mean?
It's crazy. We should go down there pretty soon. Yeah we're about to get sanded so I think we should either one or the other.
You heard those shots from where we came from? Yeah, I did.
Alright y'all ready to move?
No no no, I'm looting this one building over here. This little tower.
5-5-6 ammo too, I got 8 shots for you.
So yeah, you're gonna go AK
he's going to go 5-6 and I'm going to sit 380
for now and 7-62
Find a gas mask
We'll be taking that down we're not at that point in the game.
Somebody left their hiking pants here so
That's me, that's me
I left them
You wanna make our way over there?
Did you drop that ammo? No, I have it on me.
Okay cool.
Yep. Thank you brothers.
Alright let's work our way towards that.
Let's do it. Did we search this building right here?
I don't think so. Uh AK-47s? Let's do it. Did we search this building right here?
I don't think so.
ACOG in here, Christine.
ACOG, Christine?
Hold on to that just in case we come across a good weapon.
I'm gonna check and see if there's something in this tower here real fast.
I don't think there is but... checking.
9x39 armor piercing?
Uh, it's fucking Ghillie wrap? Take it.
Ghillie wrap for mask cast. There's a skull here
if you want a fucking skull mask. What the fuck?
Alright, I'm coming to you guys. Ooh! Combat jacket actually.
I want this one. Sorry guys.
Apologies. You're good.
Loot it, bro. That's what we need for.
Just watching the other tree line right now.
I switched jackets three fucking times in this one place. This is a nice skill set that I want on a two. tree line i don't know Hmm. On the way brothers jumping the sandbags
oh they're fighting top of the hill there's a heli
oh that's what they're fighting for? Okay.
You want me to go
over that? Yeah, fuck it. Why not?
Alright, let's do it. Actually, I'm only gonna be
around for another 30 minutes, 10 minutes, 15
minutes, something like that.
An hour or two hours. It's 930 in the morning, Caroline
I'm at the Seek Inn tonight
For the third night in a row bro
She has no idea either he's fucking tired as shit when you wake up.
How many times did she go to sleep last night? Probably like six.
She must be deep sleeping bro.
Yeah dude I'm tiptoeing my ass off for a little bit
from that bitch. I'm trying not to wake her up
she doesn't like to wake up.
She's pretty light sleeper too. She'll wake up for a lot
See what i used to do is whenever we were in the old house
I'd fall asleep on the couch and then I set my alarm
for like 6am so I'd sneak in bed at like 7
because my girl's a light sleeper
So she would wake up and be like
did you just get in bed?
I'm like no,
I've been here the whole time had to go pee.
Oh no shit.
That's a guy like that.
There's a zombie in front of us.
There's a zombie in front of us.
Okay, okay.
Look at Jared he's like that's the new one if he wakes up!
I think these guys moved on to those shots.
Do we want to full clear this just so we don't have anyone behind us?
Sure.
They're gonna be in that one building if anything put the fire in it. It's a dead. That's a player. That's a player
Oh shit on the roof top left roof oh shit on the roof
upper left from where I was, i'm still alive
someone might be outside Jared
is he in a window up there?
unknown. He could be outside the wall as well careful i think he's in the window i'm looking
definitely shooting down on me not seeing him looking Looking though. Look in the window.
Not seeing peeks in the window.
You're still alive Kevin or no?
No I'm not.
Yeah, I think he was in that door you see on top of the building there
Motherfucker!
I'm gonna just flank in a little bit
Got a good flank going, Jared.
I might split the scaffolding and be up on him.
Yeah?
He's reloading again here.
I'm reloading again.
Oh, I see him. I hear him.
Oh, I see him. I'm behind him.
I got cracked.
I've no health.
He's dead.
Want something close?
No, no he's inside. He just instant me
Like two shot me
It's something really good
She's got a board watching
Oh Bro, this dude tracked me so hard I have nothing.
He dead.
Yeah bro you got hit the fuckin... didn't even bleed was down in the house.
Guess we should have taken that more seriously. I'm dead.
What?
What is killing me?!
Dude, they were so far.
That guy who killed you was like up the hill
far as fuck.
That guy was still there watching?
Two teammates maybe?
Yeah, I think there was.
We walked into a fucking death trap right there, brother.
These dudes cracked me
for so... Like dude, all my health
is gone now.
Brutal.
I wonder if those guys on the hill were sniping
those guys in the town and we just
walked up in third party and got waxed.
Yeah, maybe. It's definitely possible.
We definitely walked into the third party
the dead guy right in front of us
should have tipped this off a little bit
better i'm sorry brothers that it's got
to end like that
all good bro 9 30. remember you just you just got done like that. All good, bro.
Remember, you just got done peeing, Jared.
You've been asleep for three hours, bro.
There you go. I'll catch you guys tomorrow.
Later, bro.
Later, brother.
I guess I'm gonna go you guys got a night-night kid for the night oh my god thank you so much for chilling out I appreciate it yo Mike
I got your um I got your whisper pulled up.
I'm going to message you later on
all the stuff if you're still here,
the Steam IDs and shit.
For now,
I'm going to sleep.
Guys, thank you for now. I'm going to sleep. Guys, thank you
for chilling.
Appreciate you.
Hope you guys
have a good rest of your night
hanging with Kevin.
Thanks for all the subs
and resubs
and gifted subs tonight.
Sorry the interactions
were low tonight.
I wasn't really talking
a whole lot.
Just kind of gaming
but yeah it's kind of
when it gets to
a certain point
in the night
kind of engagement
goes down a bit
so a lot of it
but yeah tomorrow again another sesh
we'll probably be playing some Deadfall
I don't know about New York
yet or not
We'll see.
To be honest there wasn't anything wrong with New York today.
The playthrough went really good.
We just ended up getting killed by cheaters twice
today. Once on New York, once on Deadfall
so it just ruined a couple of runs for us.
Kind of set the tone for the rest of the night.
Man, I never get to shoot the ump
when I get it, bro. I mean, uh... The bison,
man. I never get to shoot the bison.
And going up on that window
was the worst idea because
that is a shit building to peek from there from.
I thought it was going to be
a little bit better where I could maybe get in it
or something like that, but
it wasn't.
Anyways guys, thanks for chilling.
You guys have a good night and uh i'll catch you guys tomorrow Thank you.