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................................. Thank you. so. so so Thank you. so so so so so run away Thank you. now Just let me out
Where don't you move?
Just let me out
Where don't you move?
Just let me out so so just let me out
Oh, oh
Oh, I've got to run
Just let me out
Oh, oh
I'm your friend tonight
It's not me so so..
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.. so so so so so. so here so so so so so so so so so All right, Chad.
I'm here.
Thank you guys for tuning into the stream.
Good morning.
Good afternoon.
Good evening.
How's everybody doing? Feeling?
Kyle, by the way.
He's feeling good.
Special, you're crazy ass too. You and Kyle.
Kyle dropped a 125er on, bro. And a 93 from Special.
You guys are special for staying here
for so fucking long without getting bored yet.
I don't know how it happens but I'll take it.
Thank you both so much for being here for so fucking long.
Appreciate you guys.
Kyle and Special.
You guys are both special to me.
The last day of the adventure was a journey.
Dude, I was more annoyed than anything else at the ending area.
But...
I could see the potential
but it's like
If i'm breaking down the map
I'm actually loving the whole thing
You get to maze Loving it dude the maze is dope
there's actually you can you can fight the thing about the maze versus the ending area
yeah we'll talk about it is the maze while still being a place where you have to kill things that are big and go through your ammo.
It's a much more controllable experience because you're dealing with just the big dudes in smaller form, right?
So it's like big dudes dealing with one or two of them at a time
versus going to the last area,
dealing with three big dudes and like three two like like three or four like little skeletons
And it's just like it gets like overwhelming, and you can tell that. It's not solo achievable wait achievable yes
Do you want to do as a a solo? No, I wouldn't
benefit you in any way. You'd burn
through all your shit
if you even made it.
So I just think the last
area in comparison to,
like The Maze.
Just not even close.
The maze is like it's epic.
It's controllable.
There can be PVP there when you hear shots
there you want to pursue opposite at the other place. You're not trying to go into
that other place and kill people because there is
such a huge amount of skeletons there,
not to mention the spawn rate
is fucking wild.
If your skeletons are going to be that many,
you need to make your spawn rates way less.
You need to make it so you can actually clear an area
hunker down for five minutes
to figure shit out to make sure you're good
to be able to move on. You know what I'm saying?
You can't just have it slamming and slamming and slamming
constantly with all those spawns.
So yeah,
I think Deadfall as a map
the first 90% of it is pretty fucking dope.
The last 10% of it is like da fuck.
Yeah take 75% of the skeletons away in the other place.
You know?
Make them just a big skeleton.
Whatever the fuck dude.
You know what I'm saying?
It has to be...
Someone mentioned to me yesterday
and jumped down his throat about it
was just like
he was just like
bro that's because the ending area
is a PVE area. And I
was just like you stop
talking right there bro.
There's no such thing because
it is a PVE VP game. If you want your map
to be successful, you need to recognize that through the whole thing. You know what I'm saying?
Sigh... All that for a maker, which is cool, but not for the area.
Right?
It's not worth a maker.
You know what I'm saying?
The maker's badass and I want to go for it,
but it's like...
It'd be more epic to pick that bitch up in the
maze, right? We went through
the maze like, dude, that was epic.
That was the coolest shit ever. We found zero PvP
but I recognized
the whole time
that it was possible
for it to happen, right?
I can probably do this solo
if I needed to and
still get PvP down here, right?
I didn't think that in the last area. In the
last area, I was like, this shit sucks.
It's causing way too much of
my supplies to go down.
It's like basically brings me back to almost square one
when you get into the passage,
to try and get this gun.
It's just a little too much.
Nobody is following you in there.
So when they took the mask thing thing away I think that last area became the most unbalanced area of the map.
But!
Fuck.
I'm still gonna play it right now.
It's a cool ass map.
I'm not trying to take everything away from it you know what I'm saying?
It's a cool-ass fucking map.. It should be an absolute feast with tons of gear and supplies.
Yeah, it's like if you're going to fucking –
If I'm going to go in there and burn 100 shots of 5.56,
40 shots of fucking Mosin, you know, 40 shots
of fucking Mosin? Like, dude, feed me a little
bit back! Like, bro, there's no loot
on the way through the whole thing.
You go into maze and it's like you just worked through that
And killed all that shit. Oh there is this, there is that
There is loot, oh we got this gun
There is stuff to get but at the other place
You just get one single gun with no ammo, right?
So... yeah that fucking landmine bro
it actually had me mad yesterday. I was actually fucking pissed.
So man, after all that, bro,
we just walked willy-nilly through this tiny little corridor
expecting nothing to be there. There's no ammo or mag for Manker. Yeah, yeah! No ammo with it,
no mag for it. Just go in there to bot and get it willy-nilly.
It's...
And it's not like you can just kill the boss by hitting him get it willy nilly.
It's... And it's not like you can even replace
your sniper, like right off the bat.
Why? Because you need a shitload
of bullets to get
through some of those areas. So now I'm triple carrying, those areas so now i'm triple carrying right
so now i'm triple caring and my stamina is absolutely zeroed
so it's like uh it's almost not worth it's almost not that worse. so yeah So yeah.
The skeleton mask was a big deal before it, right?
I think that was like Coyote by the way
thanks to the Fiverr motherfucker
my bad dude
appreciate you brother appreciate you thanks for everybody dropping
the resubs to you guys and it damages your weapon right so you're sitting there blasting
off this weapon and it's going from worn to damaged to badly
damage. And you're like, bro there's no weapon kits out here! No
weapon cleaning kits! It's just like, bro, it's just... You're
going out there to deplete. You know, not really to gain.
It's definitely weird.
Yo, baked bean, thanks for the five-gifted subs. That's only if you
choose to though! If you don't
want to go into that ending area, which I'm not going in that bitch.
I'll go into the maze and everything else.
That ending area, I'll try to camp people, catch people going in or out.
But it's just no bueno.
Going inside.
Hey Big Bean thanks for gifting some subs brother. Appreciate you man.
Much love sir. You'll welcome everybody to the squad that got gifted that.
Hope you guys enjoy yourselves.
No ads.
Fuck ads.
Fuck them ads.
Fuck them kids.
Ads.
Fuck them kids.
Putting those next to each other was not a good idea.
Fuck them kids.
We'll just go with that.
Stop.
Get some help.
Come on. All right. So listen guys, we are Rubber slugging this bad boy.
I think we're in Ontario. Terrier.
You know, that's actually... I'm badly damaged on the hoodie light right?
No reason to pick this this up be honest with you
for those that don't know you can get turbo for free for three for seven days right now. Oh no shit and I still get the support.
Hey good to know, good to know thank you brother.
Can't fucking turbo for seven days for free ayee.
Summit should I make some coffee be my god
and decide yes you should brother yes she should have
i've a lot of 45 rounds on this character so if we find an operator,
or a business...
We're actually in business
on a lot of different
animatronics at the moment.
Those pants now look like jackets.
Pants! Pristine. Over my jeans which are worn
I think I would take these.
So let's see if we can get a couple filters up top. Will you try World of Warcraft's new expansion or Season of Discovery?
I'm not really sure, man. To be honest with you.
I'm not really certain.
I didn't plan to because I'm not really certain. I didn't plan to, because
uh...
I'm not really in an MMO vibe right now.
Okay. Hey, some-some.
Hope you and the family are good as always.
Thank you, brother.
How's the runs been treating you so far this week? Love from Scotlandaze? It been okay. I went for like a week straight without going to Passage and just getting my ass kicked by all of my characters making mistakes,
making huge mistakes, you know shit like that but we have figured it out a little bit
gotten a little bit uh i feel like we've we've
uh cleaned up enough of our mistakes that it's...
That, um, I'm starting to die a little bit less.
Which is kinda nice. But I'm starting to win more fights.
Not incredibly well, but you know...
Starting to win some more fights here and there.
Recognizing when I'm making giant mistakes.
I have another character that's been alive for a couple days now. I guess we
hold on to these?
Yeah, I've been holding
onto our character for a couple days now.
This guy... we just started this guy.
But I'm hoping that we can get him through passage too.
I want to have two characters through passage
if i can so I might make this my solo character. Oops. I want to load more into it.
First round will be deadly,
next rounds will be knockout rounds.
... so Damn, man.
I'm sad Bosh ended up dying yesterday in the last fight that we had.
Bro, I'm actually pretty piss poor at PvP in this game chat.
I zoom in too much and lose lose a lot of my periphery
and then i'll get shot from the sides so i'm going to try today not doing that as
much
kind of as my big mistake fixer hopefully in combat. Not sure though.
Not enough of it? Nah,
we use it at the wrong times.
Using it at the wrong times yeah that's what I do man.
Love the DayZ stuff.
Ah, seems good.
Yeah, man.
I'm glad you're liking it brother.
I'm liking it too so...
Give DayZ PPP is let them come to you.
Let the shot come to you let the shot
come to you huh okay maybe when i get in a good position
i need to hold it a little bit more and let them move
i gotcha okay we're gonna give that more of a gander
Oh shit, I didn't see you there. Definitely gonna be on our way to Odin Daga here. huh...
...... which uh so so I'm not good. this bag since you didn't notice the bag on me yeah just i think that speaks for itself uh uh uh uh uh uh wow Why don't you do this on the snow side? It's the same strat.
Now they don't have as many places for it, not to mention all
it takes is one hit from them and you are in fucking serious danger.
Zombie you can get hit by that's not a big deal.
Not to mention there's 30 of em' not 5 of them, you got?
It's like a press vest with the black version.
It's like a black press vest, nothing incredible but pretty decent to wear right now. How's new zombie update treating you? I don't even know what to expect out of the zombie update.
I have no idea, I didn't really notice when it came through.
What is supposed to accomplish this update?
Less bullshit aggro really? Oh man I hope.
I hope you're right.
The aggro is kind of frustrating every once in a while.
I need deadfall to fix this map though is what i need that's my big
that's my big thing right now dead fall you guys need to go back to the drawing
board on the ending area trust me i want i don't want i'm not doing it just to
complain i'm not saying it just to complain. I'm not saying it's just a complaint.
I want your map to succeed and be the dopest map
It's an ending area
It needs some love man
It really does
It needs love.
He needs a re-look.
I don't know if I want to do this or not. Where was the other P1 shot?
Was it here? I literally just saw him go past it.
In here? passive I need nine of those. so so so It won't take long to cook.
I don't really even need a good household. Just the other mag on the iMail. Let me look.
I have a mag with Nymo in it somewhere. Morning, 1G.
Morning, brother.
How do you like your minotaur cook, bro?
Ha-ha!
Dude, instantly had Sean right after.
It feels bad, man.. Feels bad, man!
Feels fucking bad, man!
There we go. Yeah, yeah, good call brother
Good call. You're 100% right
You are 100% right. Thank you sir
Thank you thank you for the help.
Why am I doing this now? They removed the effect on the skull mask, which in my opinion has made the last area
of the map a little bit weird. so so so Try and eat that for a bit. How's my heat going down right now? What the fuck?
It's just like going down because it's showing that it's not a good thing
I'm getting that much heat i guess what damer are they gonna bleed me and hurt my clothes as much?
Do they do any updates on that at all or no?
Or is it just mostly aggro shit. uh Speed race or chill?
Good finds. Don't mind if i do. I'm well.
Just damage the mag, wait I have a mag don't i? Oh, my J-Mag.
I guess I'll just hold on to this, thank you sir!
I might just hold onto this, just in case.
I guess...
Gonna pass that block mag.
It blocks some of my favorite pistols.
Does some fucking work, dude. It does some fucking work dudes. Don't get your nice hat, we got three of them. Beautiful. And that's it. Let's not lose that. Ugh!
I'm so tired of this. Well,
four nines.
Rider jacket.
Poncho. We're're good is that food no I think we're pretty in business with a pistol.
IJ means business. All right. I'm going to have to do this again. oh Get on top of cars, they do some work. uh feed me the beans i shall take all the beans.
I will, I shall...
...I shall take everything.
. everything I take all your stuff this is
deadfall yeah the map was called
deadfall brother man let's Yeah. The map is called Deadfall.
Brother man, what's up dude?
What's up BD?
Where she going now?
Hmm... I don't think I need these right now. Fuck em.
Fuck em?
I don't think I need...
Uh, fuck it. I don't think I need... Fuck, those may have been disinfected. Shit! Yeah, I know fucking rubber slugs.
The thing is it's not hurting me holding on to them though.
They'll have some loaded into the shotgun if it saves my ass, it saves my ass
but chances are
I'm probably gonna fucking attempt it It saves my ass, it saves my ass but chances are...
I'm not even gonna fucking attempt it.
I'll probably just use my pistol and my BK over it.
If you find Nemo he can hopefully show you an easier way- Yeah so if I find Nemo, I'm absolutely gonna pick
his brain and see
what this different way is
that he has into the final area
that is easier. That's what it says.
It's what he claims. Damn, dude!
The amount of food I'm getting is fucking nuts right now.
I don't think Ontario has been looted.
... uh Look at all the food I'm finding, bro. No head out there... More food. We can go, we don't have to be here anymore.
Or deadly enough and kill and get some... honestly, if we can go to uh military spots now there's just so much
that we've gotten it could sustain us now sorry i'm yawning so much
I'm gonna probably make an energy drink.
Sorry about that.
Yeah, look at this, dudes.
Look at this.
This is gross.
No one's coming through Ontario, man.
No one likes you here. Hey, some.
My friend and I are thinking of scouting Brian's lake for the first time.
Any recommendations on a map? Thanks for the first time any recommendations on america thanks um i would either go livonia or i would
go namask I would go in the mosque. I've been really liking this whole get on top of things to kill zombies lately. It's been working out. I haven't taken
nearly as much damage from them. Less of a chance of bleed will be nice, I'll say that.
Where's my knife at? Damaged.
We used my gloves to fight things probably.
Hold onto this for now, just in case.
Rubbers? 22s... hold on to those
best in face mask on fleetek dude. Looking sick man.
Looks kinda nice together.
How about this guy?
Huge. huge so I have three slugs. You said that ten times. I have two bucks now.
Alright, two buck shots, two slugs to follow it up.
Haha yeah, I feel you. I just wasn't looking around there.
Don't really know what that would be.
Check my compass on it...
East Ontario? East...Ontario?
What can I say, it is not easy.
Thank goodness no bleed there. They may be fighting at Cayuga.
Let's see if we just go west and start hitting the dam, it's harder than mine.
We don't need shit else here
I think. We'll get some other unknown food care
Tons of food, tons of food
Tons of food, tons of food, tons of food. Tons of food...
Four bullets in this BK on 9mm and yeah we're good man.
We are in shape right now.
We are in shape right now we're in shape You got a rubber slug in the chamber I think? That would suck.
I was thinking the same thing, maybe i had a rubber in there Look at that.
It was lagging, we still didn't bleed...
Fucked up our vest though? Out of all things?
You're right. I did have a fucking shotgun round
Yeah Yeah. There's a rubber in there.
Here we go. I'll never use rubber slugs completely useless?
I mean, they can come across as completely useless
but you could kill people with them.
They are... well maybe, I mean
You can end a person's life eventually
with it.
You have to knock them out.
It's a knockout item, or it's a knockout
ammo type.
It's not going to kill anybody,
but it'll knock them out so you can
kill them. You know what I'm saying?
We have to go west, here we go.
They're actually along the river right here already.
Would like some more 7.62 ammo if possible.
I also would like to fix this fucking armor. I'm gonna fix it. I don't know how a zombie fucked up my armor there.
I'm a little annoyed about it. so so so so so so I wish these would stack with each other when you pick them up. I'll put something in there.
Maybe the CR or something, right? I wish ammo stacks were a little higher. Okay, if we get a 22 pistol,
we're in fucking business.
Family damage ain't worth... Um, no.
Our other character is still alive
but barely. We lost our last fight.
Bosh died to him and I got knocked out by him, but the guy didn't end up killing me
And then our teammate Maverick killed him so so It's crazy how like, I haven't been seeing people in the last couple of days though.
Are there full servers?
I wonder where like, where the flow of the map is going.
Do you think more people are being successful in getting through passage maybe?
So it's less new players.
Yeah,
Rookington, Yeah. That shit was a little bit wild.
What's that? So, Dlock, I know brother man the gear players probably didn't play with all the server issues
with Risk of Eck? Maybe. I mean, it's not...
maybe. Who knows? Might be right.
... so Alright, right at the wall.
They're gonna be passing by mine.
I don't understand where this road is, isn't- This road does not on the map...
Yeah it is maybe, no sign. Unless I'm past the mine. so um that's five percent I think I passed the mine. Let's see how it could have.
We'll see though.
Too many of these are looking good. so Oh look at this fucking thing I found a water bottle. Yeah, nice!
I know I got a full water bottle already on them but always good to keep that filled,
filled with nice brass nuts too.
String half his ball a little fast.
Keep that hub on the up and out.
Okay, we're good.
Chee! Okay, we're good.
It's a solo passage run? It's starting out as a solo passage run.
Will it remain a solo passage run? That is yet to be seen. I'm not sure.
I'm gonna try to. I'm gonna probably just kill people on this run. so I'm going to have I can go pretty fast. If I'm going solo,
I can go pretty fast.
Like,
like I can legit just go to incubation right now and probably get one.
Literally, I already have the filter I need, right?
I just need a gas mask and I should be able to get through.
Gas mask, loud pistol with bullets
which...I just gotta get more 9mms
which I have.
Bringing a fucking fishing rod into the next area? Boom.
I'm not gonna do that. Let's find some hooks.
That's kind of our big thing, we see hooks. But even then like...
We'll be fine.
You guys want to fast travel the fucking passage or what? As a solo?
Just go in there with one filter, just
I can handle business.
With no gear.
Just fucking get fatty come-ups.
Just go for it.
Also why not skip the damn skip them completely all we have to do is get
headlamp i mean should i've gone there with a flashlight I'm not at the right place. How do I get here? Heading west from Ontario? Maybe
I was never at Ontario. Where am I right now? That's the passage wall, isn't it?
Very confused. The part of the map that I'm in.
Let's go north, yeah.
That doesn't make any sense. Is that...
This is supposed to be the river.
I was at Ontario,
I'm pretty sure.
Maybe I was never at Ontario.
I should have checked and seen.
I thought I was though!
You're north of prison.
Where's prison at?
I don't even actually know where that is on the map. I couldn't be on Ontario.
I'm heading north and west.
This doesn't make any sense.
Like what body of water is this? It's not connecting to the river, right?
So it's a single body of water odondaga
maybe
eerie there's no way i'm up there I wish you could get a little janky. Is this the north
rock?
Am I all the way west? This is all the way west?
This is all the way west. So am I at Onida and shit?
Does that connect to the river? Over there? Am I at the Oneida Confused.
I don't think that can actually just ran up through it right I gotta find something for POI right now.
I couldn't tell you where I was.
North to east? I should go east maybe?
What's up the west wall? If I was at the west wall.
I'm just gonna head east.
I'm at the west wall.
Oh,
maybe I was at Tuska.
That could have been Tuska. I went north. huska
that could have been tusca i went northwest hit that body of water
or just west no i just No, I just... Let's find out. What is that? One thing's for sure, that's a wall on the west side.
Ayayaya, I fucked this up! Alright let's find out where we are.
Eerie to the right.
Toss it down, Anita.
I really don't know Anita.
I know where I am.
I'm gonna go to the bathroom. I know where I am. Oneida, then south and we're good.
So we are on this road...
Okay, I thought it was in the bottom right of the map
but I think that's top left of the map. I was on top left of the map.
With the laggy dude you finish
the other side of the panache.
Yeah, I just... for some reason
I thought it was in Ontario. Maybe that's why
I went to Ontario with
Silent Sentry
For some reason I thought it was there. Like I said this character spawned at the Tusco spawn.
We did the military stuff, makes sense.
It all makes sense now.
AHHHHHH! now. It's a huge waste of my own food, which kind of sucks.
Kinda fuckin' sucks...
I mean, it makes sense why I wasn't seeing anybody up there. I'm in the top left of the map.
Even Oneida is not going to have that many people compared to Odondaga and Ontario.
Bro, Trey you big nutsack.
The one fucking
time I don't go through a corridor first
to clear for that type of shit, bro, and
I get tanked by a fucking
landmine. My teammates walk
right by it.
I was down to blinking red and we sat in there until
I was back to white chunked. We also didn't know though that
you could,
that you can make a fire inside the cave.
So that was helpful.
We also, yo, also that area fucking sucks
and I was already pissed about the whole
fucking area in itself.
Like bro,
every part of the map is fucking Onan right?
Maze...
Everything before Passage.
The passage...
The military spots before maze.
I liked all of it, right?
Bro that last area
is absolute
dog shit
in comparison
to the rest. Am I
wrong, Trey? Or what did you think about it? You tell me bro.
There should be more shit,
more loot.
Yeah, yeah.
There either needs to be more loot there
or there needs to be
less fucking skeletons
and like more like...
What's cool about the maze
is it's like
it's less like chaos and it's more like what's cool about the maze is it's less like chaos
and its more like controlled chaos
oh big mothafucka coming at us we can kill that right
it still allows for pvp to happen
I feel like in this other place
its so chaotic with all these fucking skeletons and shit that it doesn't even have any room for anybody to roll through and maybe try to PvP you.
You know what I'm saying?
I got out last night. All I had left was three make arounds. Bro, you're talking about my first run through that bitch.
I spent 30 minutes punching
skeletons trying to cheese them. Yeah, bro.
I feel you.
I feel you big time.
I feel you. I feel you big time. I feel you big time.
So this was the river, I was just going the wrong way on it.
I don't like it.
I don't like it.
Do you like the maze though? I think the maze is epic.
I've gotten into PvP there.
I like the PVE there.
It turns into good loot.
So you're spending to gain.
You know what I mean?
But... So you're spending to gain. You know what I mean? But it's like the maze kind of craps on the last area,
you know?
I hope that they revamp the last area to make it as epic as The Maze and open and available for PvP like The Maze is well.
That's kinda my hopes for the map at the moment.
And I like everything else, I think its cool shit. I even learned to like the dam, I didn't like the map at the moment. I like everything else, I think it's cool as shit. I even learned to
like The Dam, I didn't like The Dam at first, I think
The Dam is dope, took me some time to get used
to it.
The maze was epic bro, the whole way through I took this epic adventure and I was like man that
was the best night of Daisy I ever had then I got on the next day to continue
the run and we went to the last area and the whole I just turned right back into
complaining summit dude you know what I mean?
I think the last area is just not worth it unless you really, really want to get a maker and if you have teammates that
have tons of ammo.
Because we struggled with all three of us having over 100
rounds each,
all having over like fucking 60 rounds each
of sniper ammo.
The three of us.
I mean,
I'm still going to go to Lantian stuff.
I'm not going to be done with my DayZ playthrough until I get to Lantia.
Trash stuff...
I'm gonna be probably completing this map a little bit more
And then jump over over to the mosque.
And this is Onida. Get over there bro, back over there bro. My PvP has been lackluster. I've already
done this the last couple days, though.
I'm so into TBE my pvp's were shooting stuff
I think on now my lives are gonna go from completing them app to we're gonna
go you know find kill at these areas.
Then again, last few times I've gone into
the maze to try and murder people, I got murdered in return.
... murdered in my inner journey. Alright, we should take this pretty much all the way to
the dam. We're gonna push past the dam and then hit the two
militaries and go hopefully into the dam after that.
I'm not sure, actually probably straight to incubation.
Probably skipping down.
I don't think I need a dam anymore unless
I really want to get an there and get an SKS or a grenade launcher.
Yeah, I know that I saw the landmine in my vicinity
tab. The problem is when I saw
the landmine in my vicinity tab it wasn't
what I was looking for. You know what I'm saying?
It was doing some other shit
not going through
the area, right? You know what I'm saying? But I
know that once it's time to go through the door
that's time to look at your feet time to clear
the boys they just kind of held w through that and i paid the piper for
her but it didn't matter we all lived
and i got a little annoyed at it. Classic blaming them? Ayy, then classically you know what comes next don't ya.
Don't worry I didn't permaban you just suck my fucking nuts for ten minutes okay bro? bro.
Yeah, I absolutely blamed them but also realized that if I was in front
I probably still would have hit it anyways.
It's all Gucci.
I told them that we're not mad at each other
so shut the fuck up about it. You guys aren't even
part of a friend group. How can you be mad about it you guys aren't even part of the friend group how can you be mad about it you know like
chill if they're cool and i'm cool what the are you doing That's how it pulls the trigger in chat way faster than in game.
Yeah, but I mean like all I did was shoot him in the leg and it felt like I banned him.
10 minutes take a fucking breather don't say stupid shit.
You know what I mean? Pretty simple.
And it's not even like
he said something stupid, but he said something
intentionally to push my buttons, you know what I'm saying?
So there's a button! I hit a button hit a bun too i can hit a button too.... so.. so This map has definitely been lackluster in PvP lately though. I gotta figure out
on some of these runs
Like, I'm gonna probably
fast travel this guy through passage but
I'm going to do one of these runs where
I don't even go through passage T Trey, have you figured out?
Are you still there?
Gear 191. Thanks, brother man.
Aaron, thanks for getting in, brother.
I appreciate you. Welcome on me. Hope you enjoy it.
Take care, Aaron. A-A Ryan.
Have you been to any game from the mosque? I have never been to Lantia,
The furthest I've ever been is A3,
so that's definitely a goal this time around for Daisy
is to try to get to Lantia too.
So I'm going to beat this map.
Obviously still main this map, but
I want to beat Namos as well.
Boom!
Boom!
Boom! Trey left and he called him a big nutsack.
That's definitely possible.
Yeah, what I was going to say to Trey is that... I completely forgot what the fuck I was gonna say to Trey.
Oh yeah! I was gonna tell him about the um...
I was going to tell him that there is a way with teammates
To get the maker on this side of the map. so So, here's the way.
You have to at least three teammates right? And that's if the other teammate can even make it forward.
Either way, what you have
to do is first obtain
the maker with one
character, alright?
Ammo, sight, whatever you need to do right
I would obviously want to have ammo and sight
but one person
maybe three people whatever they have to obtain
the maker okay then one person needs
to stay alive with it. Maybe the other two people F 11, maybe they die on their own.
Maybe they never went in the first place doesn't matter point is one person past
the passage with the maker.
Okay? Other people pushing through passage.
No, sorry. One person
stays at the front gate.
One person passes through passage,
gets all the way to the end gate,
goes to the part where you jump down
the guy throws the maker up to him boom goes in
the maker those are the stuff with the ammo
whatever the fuck right the guy grabs it goes back out of the exit
goes back to the entrance. The guy waiting for him opens
the entrance back up. Boom! You're out. You're in the north.
You have the maker. so I gotta get better at this game, man.
It's starting to annoy me like me losing fights and shit
not being a good player
I wanna win PvP fights be confident in PvP fights and shit.
Instead of running around scared the whole time bro.
Scared! And afraid!
Did I pick up that flashlight?
No, I didn't. I don't even have a battery. We still got
some work to do.
This guy said get good. That's what I'm trying
to do! Yeah, gotta do death match you're right wesley
100 percent right have you ever done the vip of us v plus bus service yes i have
um i haven't on this return today zina so though. So maybe I need to go back. We need to go
back! You do
have a battery. Stop looking at
my battery, bro.
Let me worry about my loot.
V++, our dad doesn't exist anymore?
Wait there's no deathmatch server at all or nobody has taken over the game yet? I'm not sure if the V plus are dead.
Wait, there's no death match server at all?
Or nobody has taken over the reins of the B plus buses? Hi, fellas.
Didn't you beat this map already? Well, it doesn't mean just because I beat it one time that I'm done with it. How many times have you guys gone to Lantia on Namaz before you guys were like, yeah I never want to
play this map again.
I never want to fucking come back here ever
again. Fucking hate
this place.
Never again. hate this place never again
the all green is cooler chat than the green camo immo i'm gonna be honest
i'll be honest almost i'm speaking okay and i think
that the jacket looks cooler with the less camo, more just straight green.
Personally...but everybody's got their preference
you know? Everyone's got their preference. You love Namaz! Yeah bro I get it, I get it
but just because you went to Lantia
and completed the map, did that mean you were never going to
play in a mosque again? You know what I'm saying? It's like
I still like the map. I'm still looking for
Just because I beat the map doesn't mean I'm not looking
for cool PvP in some of those areas that i beat now right
that's kind of what i'm thinking i was like yeah that was sick
now how can i pvp in this how can i punish people in this area
too much bright green? You think so? You like the other one better?
Which one does better in a tree.
Does it have better insulation best installation media oh dude that just says it right there
that's the that's the thing right there i didn't realize that combat jacket
didn't have good insulation so yeah yeah dude, field jacket is honestly
dude... Colors aside, field jackets the best
side of the game or the best jacket in the game
. You know what I mean?
That's how I think anyways. uh ah Yeah, give him a little one two. Bibbity bibbity
blibbilyblab. Babat! Okay let's get out of here before these guys notice me
That's the small military there is
one more bigger military that's more dangerous, just a little bit
past this.
And we'll see if it can make it work. I've been getting better
with the zombie shit though for sure
after playing for a little while again.
I feel like I've gotten more
decision making is
a little bit quicker on what to do about the zombies
i'll come back to daisy and just try to head butt them just try to fight him you know what
i mean it's like if you're not being like kind of sneaky with them putting behind doors you know trapping them here trapping
them there getting on top of car you know any type of jam it's like we might
struggle with a little bit
i know zombie ai got updated today. Hopefully that's really nice
Hopefully the daisy deaths don't hate my guts for talking shit so much
Do you love this game. It's just a hard game to die in, man. It sucks.
I compare this to Tarkov. People say like
yo man don't have gear Fear in Tarkov right?
Gear Fear in Tarkov yada yada yada. It's like you should not
have Gear Fear in Tarkov right?
But man, not having Gear Fear
in DayZ
is fucking impossible for me this crazy man so Grenada!
Someone's been here. Yo, fucking pristine IJ though bro the fuck? Let's go! So...
I have an IJ mag, I have a bunch of bullets now with it
I think its time to swap to that
getting rid of this fella
just gonna keep the mag get rid of this fella. Just gonna keep the mag.
Get rid of the bullet.
Toss that guy, bam!
Get rid of this guy.
Promise someone's been here.
Get the IJ.
Even comes with an IJ mag. Is mine better?
Mine's better.
Damage versus Warn.
I'll probably hold on to that just in case,
but... Where did I put the IG?
Where'd it go? Get around the block, too.
There... there... there, there.
Cool. Someone might be here. oh yeah so it's not weird so There's only a couple zombies though. so Imagine Gears here with a maker, bro.
Yeah, bro! I got a maker!
I'm sad about it kind of almost knowing that I'm probably gonna die without fucking shooting it. so so Pretty sure this guy was here too...
Like, he was here like just a little while ago.
So I don't think there's gonna be much to loot.
Look that's... Is that a skull? Yeah. I'm almost here too quickly.
A little bit earlier than us where do i go now so Canteen on the boat.
Got a canteen on the boat. See if you needed this special location. so I think this army is army of such fraud. hmm hmm Okay. Alright. Only one choice left.
I'm gonna go to the other side, and then we'll see what happens. Alright.
Only one trust left. Going to incubation, a little under geared.
Hoping that we come across...
Enough!
...or something.
Just bad timing on this loot session here.
I wonder if he is heading this way, we pass each other? so so so Decision making in this game is what makes it unique and awesome.
Every decision you make in this game has a reward or consequence.
You realize the consequences too and be like,
Fuck man! Why did I do that?
Fuck why didn't I do that? Fuck, why didn't I do that?
Key in solo is not to encounter too many players in Passage before and after.
Yeah, well I mean you don't have a choice inside Passage
You might just get unlucky, you know?
I've gotten into a couple fights in passage. I've had a solo run
um...you know
go because someone sniped me while i was in passage actually
i went into the wrong location thinking it was the right way though so
it's just like that's my own fault really and i i passed the part where it's like,
I passed the part
where you're supposed to go further in.
And I went and I was passing another gate
where someone comes, where they go into passage.
And as I was, like,
passing that gate,
someone sniped me.
They must have just been coming in.
And then it's just like...
Now I wouldn't make that mistake.
It's funny.
We did the same thing yesterday
remember when we had to backtrack i was like this is a gate i'm pretty sure like you know yeah
we uh passed it and the only reason i know that is because, you know...
Hi Babydoll! It's because of THAT fuckin' time.
... so.. chat i'm eating a burrito a breakfast burrito come in a little bit Mm-hmm, mm-mm. Mmm!
Got someone else's shoes in the back of that thing they got left on there maybe too.
It's possible. possible so so Hey Ellie, what's going on?
It's funny you show up when the food shows up. The incubation we go. so I'm going to try and get the most out of this.
Sharing is caring some, how are you gonna eat and not bring enough for the whole class?
That's so not cool man, at least share with us
What did he say, want the chair?
I can just have the chair on screen.
Take it back. Take a boot down, Freeman.
Freeman Narrator so Oh shit! Right here. I recognize those rocks. so so We're hoping for a bison. so uh so uh I'm sorry. Christine assaulting us. which so so Hey, didn't i take That's right. When we get an up now, they have the red dot ready.
If you thought of something like that.
Let's hope.
Okay. I'll go in here real quick so so so uh I'm sorry. That's better. okay so so so That sucks. I don't know if that was the server or
him, to be honest. I'm not sure.
Well ain't that something Well, I peppered him with the buckshot. I mean, the server hadn't lagged The entire time that I
Played on it
Up until that point
I don't know if that's the servers up until that point.
I don't know if that's the server, brother.
Maybe?
Damn.
Found those dudes too. Maybe that guy's computer just fucking started lagging on that.
I'm not sure, brothers.
Normally if this computers laggin' though he'd be at like a disadvantage not an advantage there
it's very weird, Ralph. Very weird. so Oh.
My murder him.
He looks new. See how he's turning around to look at me instead of alt-looking?
He's not sprinting a whole lot.
We're gonna kill that guy. Got these computer lag or the server hiccup and did a hiccup in that very moment or something
something weird some hits didn't register, maybe? I mean who cares about the hits.
You know what I mean? I don't care that it didn't go down right there.
It's definitely possible that the shotgun wasn't enough to make them go down.
It's just about like, you know how weird the
lag was.
Alright I'll take a look
I'll take a look. Hey thanks so much for the demo bro I don't know bros.
This guy's definitely gonna go down here?
Yeah he is. I'm sorry, that sucks. The lag is always so off.
Yeah like i said though what was weird about it
Is that um yeah like i said though what was weird about it
is that um
the server's not lagging in any way
everything's been smooth.
Where'd he go? Has he been... lagging out?
He disappeared.
What?! What?
He's right there.
What the fuck?
Are we supposed to go up here? so Hmm. Is that a Haunt Showdown? I hope you're having a good day brother. from
nah i haven't gotten anything yet
full naked two bandages or four bandages i have hey do have. Hey do you know where the nearest town is?
I think it's up here there's a road that's up here.
Alright, I ain't gonna make it that far. Here. Come here man.
What are you dying?
Yeah, you can take my stuff.
Alright hit a little reset if i see you on the other side what's your name?
X-men If I see you on the other side, what's your name? Billy.
Billy, I'm Jimbo, okay?
If I see you again it'll be under friendly terms, okay?
Yeah, you bet.
Alright brother man, I'll see you on the other side then.
Ah sorry man.
Looks like he was doing okay to be honest with you.
Let me grab your shit first. Sorry, boss man. I don't want to ruin anything.
Sorry, boss man. Just planning on killing you anyways makes it easier.
Actually dude just have this.
That's the dude, he was actually owning it.
He was actually fucking ownin' it. This guy.
Dude! He was actually owning. Crazy. Where's his shotgun at?
Oh! My guy was owning! What?
The fuck?!
The fu...
The fu...
This dude could have murdered me at any point in time. No, brother. I swear on me mom.
No shotgun shots. Okay?
Has an iJ Like he should have just murdered me and been like, I gotta eat you.
I'm sorry.
What? Wait.
I gotta cut him up for bones and shit.
Let's make sure we're getting prepped.
Let's get rope and bone off of him.
Make sure we're fully prepped up here. Sorry, brother. I know you were a cool dude.
If I would have got to know ya, I definitely wouldn't have killed you.
What was his name again? Billy? Mr. Bill.
Hey, Papa Stu by the way dude
I just want to say thank you again for the 50 bones brother man
I did not give you a proper
thank you for that. Appreciate you, brother.
Thank you so much for always supporting the channel,
man. Much love to you, bro.
Papa Sue, you still here?
He is. No problem, brother.
Hey, thank you so much man.
My fault for not really saying a big thank-you to that,
y'know?
I was uh...
I think annoyed at that time. I'm just going to take one stone knife,
Just in case. Let's go.
He said i'm not going to make it that far. You found all this good shit and you didn't find a single thing of food?
All this good shit no food man i thought
this dude know knew where he was going
what's crazy about that is...
If he was a murderer, He just kills me there and
he's fine.
You know? Humans in this game are walking fishing poles.
They are your savior to hunger and hydration that guy could have whipped his
gun asset cyber I just destroyed me took apart my body and um and uh he would have it he would live
obviously i'm not going gonna tell him that.
Man, I still can't believe that last fight happened bro I caught that guy super off guard
I knew his teammate was either gonna not be there at all
Or be there in with him
Cause it looked like he was so nonchalant
That he had a teammate
around you know what i mean bro
i basically probably on his screen was just standing completely still as he
just mowed a fucking fully automatic into me.
I was probably just completely stood still.
Ugh! I'm gonna a big fan of the purple.
Why is it this drink purple?
Okay. so so Alright, I'm gonna watch the 1v4 fight.
I see it's still on the channel.
Thank you by the way Miss Prowler as well did for the donation earlier.
Good to see you, man.
Hope everything's good.
You actually did the right Yoda?
Yo, your local joke.
Wait, wait.
Your local joke. For some reason I saw Calli in there, thought of it.
Your local joke!
Your name's a little bit hard to read
when there is no capital letters and suffixes all lowercase
but if you're on chat your was incorrectly. What do you want me to
do? I have to put that together. I have to put that together.
It's not easy. It's not easy but I did
it. Your local joke. Thank you so much
for the five gift does man. I appreciate
you bro. Wish you love for this part my man. Thank you bro wish your love for this formal man thank
you thank you sir i probably need to fish
it actually might be in trouble not trouble but
being an annoying state.
Also,
yeah,
Shamsky's,
if you're still there brother appreciate you dropping
a gifted sub earlier man
thank you so much for that
thank you so much
welcome homie to the squad.
What's up, Ellie?
There's no reason to beg for food, okay girlie?
Good goofball. Alright, Chad.
I'm gonna stretch real fast chill out so so.... so.. so. so so. All right, dudes.
You guys ready?
Continue.
Oh also, you have Sullivan.
Sullivan gave a thousand bits.
Thanks brother.
Said can you react to Kai Sinat's new Elden Ring short nine-minute video on YouTube?
Maybe.
Maybe I'm down.
Maybe I'm down.
Maybe I'm down.
Let me pull up this other guy's one before I fucking forget about it. Okay, that's not here for some reason.
Let me see if it is here.
I'm just going to copy this post it to myself in the chat real fast chat
boom okay give me this I should probably get myself in a better position before doing this chat. But, I'm just going to pull it up real fast if I have it.
That's Sir Decky's channel for some reason,
I don't know why.
Okay 1v4 attempt
Oh no you said It says one before attempt Sajj
You
Said good
I That was normal. Good!
Not good actually, I need to figure out if that meeting situation is pretty clear.
Oop! Got one. oh His voice is nice.
Kill him.
He's a streamer.
He's gotta be a streamer with a voice like that.
Yo, Miss Prowler by the way. Yo, Miss Prowler.
You motherfucker. Thank you for the 10
gifted subs earlier that I didn't notice.
My dude.
My fault bro. My my fault thank you so much for supporting uh like that miss man I have to make an alias?
I do have an al this i'm jimbo
normally i'm jimbo man man but uh
people count on that's a... I just try to sound as normal as possible without sounding like myself.
Seems to be difficult for me, to be honest.
Forgetting how you talk, the lingos and mannerisms that you use...
That's a skill set!
Using someone else's? That's all skill set. Using someone else's?
That's all crazy shit.
Son of a bitch! We have a problem. Oh.
We have a problem now.
It's our own fucking fault.
He's got a fucking gun! It's probably a scorpion
by the way he picked it up, it looked like a scorpion
YAAAAAAA Yeah. Just gotta react.
React, destroy.
If he gets anywhere near us.
With the gun out.
Somebody been here...
They take all the good stuff.
Thanks for streaming great content, bud.
Going through the most awesome time of my life and your stream Hey, I found something you might want.
Oh my goodness, shoot me in the head.
There you go.
Yup. You're doing a good deed. Yep.
Yeah, it might be good to go there you know? Yeah I hear ya.
Boy... He keeps around that corner with the pistol. He's over there. I think we're okay. His opportunity is kind of like when he's close to me. um Is that the same guy from this morning?. Alright, big problem.
Food.
Food's kind of an issue at this point. so I couldn't lock him in like I wanted to.
Spread them out though.
Coulda shot him with that my fucking pistol, I guess.
It kind of matters because I don't have that many bandages. Did I pick up a disinfectant already though?
I think I did.
Not a great start.
Food's already murdering me.
Hmph! Hmm. Hmm. Got a fish, I think. No way, right?
Next town. Yo man.
Yo.
What's your plan?
Don't know yet to be honest.
Figuring that out as I go.
Do you want a team up?
Until we, uh...
Get to the city or something.
I got a scorpion with some ammo towards it.
Uh, sure.
That's it. What's your name dude? Jimbo
Jimbo I'm Sean good to meet you
I almost hate when it's too easy
to make friends
Nice to meet you.
Have you looked on the map tonight?
Not yet,'s getting started.
Yeah, I just died over there in the snow area.
No kidding. That sucks.
Shoot a what? I'm sorry?
We know it. Shoot a what, sir? A pox grenade. You know from the flip-flop? Mmhmm. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Unfortunately, you've got to go in and watch it.
What'd you do? give yourself the pass?
No I just wanted to see what happened. uh 22 22
Really gotta figure out the choochie situation when I'm in trouble.
Oh, I was gonna let you have one of me. I'm totally done.
Don't matter.
Yeah so that's what works right here.
That worked. We actually have some food.
You need some?
Yeah.
Here.
I'm gonna take one of these armbands and then... Hi big big head. Hope you have a good rest of your time
Nice So Alright, we gotta get this food situation going here.
Where are we going?
Should be going probably to the left of that Where we going?
We got her out since it's closer. And then, we'll double back.
Hopefully there are pumpkins here. I know there's a pumpkin patch here. Unlucky. Rotten? No.
No pumpkins?
None.
Okay, I'm gonna go ahead and get the other one. Nah. No pumpkins?
None.
It's greedy motherfuckers!
Look at that chicken out there. There's the chicken. Checking out. uh Still. Oh, a mess.
That one's good. Oh, a mess.
Let's see what we can find from that deer but probably...
Probably find some camphor too.
Let's make a fire, here take this, make a fire cook this shit and we'll go get that deer. We'll get the deer with us.
... so so Hopefully we can find our way back, chat. so The animal is too far.
It is what it is good.
Sharing three slices of chicken with somebody's not exactly a deal. Red apple blinkin'.
Ray blinkin'! Ray blinking. Okay. so so Damn it.
Fuck. Waste, never. This is fine. Execute Order 66 and eat him for the food. of food
this way right so Damn.
Son of a bitch this way i believe is where we need to go sad we didn't get that animal though so so If you use the hunting knife next time, you get higher quality and more meat.
Really?
Oh, I'm stupid for wasting it then.
Okay, next time I'm not gonna cut things up with shitty knives then. so so Go to the right more? Really?
This way? Uh ohoh we lost it then so so so There's gotta be like up this road more right?
Not that way. it's up here Hmm. so so so Yo. You still here?
There you go.
I'm gonna try to get out of this place. There you go. Guess he dipped.
I think that's fire going.
Not too much of it left.
Oh, there we go. actually much of the left so I mean more than i thought. I thought we only had four pieces or five. I might actually have to get a little bit more for the...
Actually that should be enough really. That should be enough time.
He just left, I guess.
Maybe he thought I was not coming back. so These are better than chicken by a little bit though. so so Adventure's going somewhere.
This is gonna be my last play through on this character.
And then after I die on this guy, I will probably
swap back to my character that is geared on the other side.
... on the other side.
Yeah, guess how many dips?
All good.
I took a little while.
I was a lot longer there than I thought I was going to be. so Listen. What is that?
Yo.
Bimbo, there you are.
Yep.
I thought you left me none.
Did you get any food?
Yeah, I got some chicken.
Oh, yeah. You're a good boy. Yeah. Did you get any food?
Yeah, I got some chicken. Did you come with the deer?
Nice. How many pieces of meat did you get?
Five.
There.
I ate the other ones, but we gotta go find some more.
Shit. I was going to leave my armband at the front of the stairs.
The deer is farther than I thought it was.
Nice. Hey, you mind
if I get like one or two shells from that
shotgun in there? If I find a
shotgun as well? Um, I only got
the 2 that are in it.
We can go one and one.
No, no you have to double bail and stick with that just in case.
I've got the scorpk still so...
I'll check those.
I'm gonna play solo today the chat 20 minutes later. I don't know where we are. This is the big crossroad area.
We just gotta figure out where we wanna go,
I guess Udend guess should be opposite side so so so so Whole lot of nothing.
Whole lot of them.
At least the pink armband is kind of easy to see on the teammate.
Nah, we're not going to kill him.
I don't really like betraying people. Nah, we're not gonna kill him.
I don't really like to betray people.
He's been looking for a bit...
Nah look this way.
You wanna go down and die now?
Mhm. There's no fire much there.
We're right behind it.
BOOM!
BOOM!
BOOM! BOOM! I stand corrected, use whatever knife. Just shoot it in the head and I thought I knew this game. Oh, you're staying corrected.
Are you talking about the knife thing?
Huh, interesting.
I guess it's good to know for both of us,
so either way, it's all good.
I appreciate you, brother
You're all good Hmm Hmm. I say we skip all those ships, too far off.
Actually, we can hit these tables real fast instead of putting them... so...
...
... Most of them are nice.
308's nice, food nice...
Oh yeah, this shit's really good. Another another idea damage though badly damaged so Nice, I thought it was a bit.
I get that.
Good shit!
Let's go!
Lunch meat, dog food... lunch meat.
Okay, let me just grab my stuff and head back to the base.
Okay, so we're gonna have to do this one first.
We got some Lunch meat, dog food...
Lunch meat.
Does lunch meat give both food and water?
Damn. Okay. so I took a dart and threw it at the map. It went through the map
into my foot,
so I took a trip to the hospital."
Sounds about right?
Traveling complete you say?
yeah uh I don't know where he went. so Where the fuck else can you go?
Maybe over here?
What was his name again? Change title. What's my title saying?
What's wrong with the title, Deadfall Trying to Progress?
What's wrong with that?
Sean is his name.
Where'd he go?
... He wouldn't have been greenhouse. He's would've been in there for that long. What the fudge is going on? This guy trolling me?
Maybe he went up here.
So I can catch up.
... Hmm. We lost each other again. so He's a mystery.
You've been solo this whole time.
Shut the fuck up!
If that was the K-Seed, I gotta go guys.
Think it's time to get off for the day Oh, I don't understand where he went then.
This is actually good good lead-in down here,
I'm gonna do it.
It's long...it's far but
get us some ammo and shit. Maybe he's down
here?
... He threw a bunch of cooked food on the ground in front of everybody.
Shut the fuck up, you pieces of shit!
How did you guys know his name was Sean then? I didn't.
You said it, duh?
Oh, you... You have such a logical answer, do ya?
For everything.
You have such a
logical fuckin' answer.
I think you're so fucking smart, don't you think?
Oh, you're so fucking smart! Wait...
Oh, because I went there, that's why I pulled up this way.
Who took your coffin, Ram?
What's up, bro?
It's okay. Me and him are big boys, we're both gonna get by.
I'm going to keep my armband on just in case I come across someone.
Also gotta keep these just in case we run out of...
Let's put this... keep these just in case we run out of uh, let's go
Yeah, we really don't have shit We gotta buy- we gotta get some stuff. I'm at Starly right now
Here we go I'm in Starly right now. I have no damage though... Oh, baby.
Oh, goodness
gracious. Oh, baby. Oh, goodness gracious!
Do I keep the ij
and drop this though? Is the question.
Nah, because it's damaged we have to keep this I think for that reason alone
we go scorpion
Hmm scorpion. Damn, the W loot showed up. so Okay, I'm gonna keep this thing on semi. so I suppose badly damaged is not the worst case at the moment. so Yo, Sean, are you?
Yo yo yo.
What's that?
He has armor in here.
The... the verts?
Yeah dude, ain't shit.
I got a uh, stab vest for you. Yeah, it's me.
You can't hear me?
Okay.
I got your Stab Vest.
Thanks.
Here let's repair him. I got a thing.
Is that a death row?
There was a dead body in that building. Sure wasn't any... like a real dead body in that building sure like a real demo yeah and the green one back
there so to be sworn awesome stuff you went into that green tube. Okay I get it, okay cool.
Just wondering where you went?
Yeah, got some uncooked food
Should be cooking right here if we want to
Yeah, let's do it.
There is your leather kit thank you.
Okay um...
Yeah probably grab some flour.
Oh you do?
That's perfect.
Here, now put this on it then.
Is it?
Oh nice, okay.
Heat set up.
Almost set up.. Almost set up...
Whoa! Someone just shot a fucking arrow at me. There you go. Did he get us? I got him.
Got him? Okay, hold on a minute.
He's trying to crossbow and there is leather. go ahead
i don't understand Okay, that was understood.
I'll cover you. Have a buddy.
Yeah, this's go outside. Where'd he go? I'm going to have to go back. Yeah, I'll take the zombie.
That dude just vanished bro!
We can sprint really quick in this fucking game.
Oh no...
He's not dead.
Alright. Long time up.
Yeah.
It's just like his buddy.
Well, good morning. How's it going boss?
You have a rope. I'll switch ya.
Oh, you're trying Is that your friend?
Yes or no? She will nod her head.
Okay so I respect this trouble.
Yeah well hey man. Have fun with your pal.
Till next time.
You need a rope?
On the table?
Is that a lady?
Kinda sound like uh...
I don't know, I didn't really hear her talk.
That's what you tell, I have no idea. Yeah. uh i don't know i didn't really hear it
gg's nice shot.
Yeah they crossbowed and ran to me. I don't know if that's...
I think-I don't think it was stream sapping, if that's what you're hearing somewhere. They didn't have any ammo types that we needed, unfortunately. so All right.
You ready to go, Tim?
Let's go.
Oh, we're gonna come through here. all right you ready to go tim let's go
we're gonna cook that food oh that's right we can do that completely I scored me a child's clean? Thanks, brother.
I'll have to stand for a second.
Is it the yellow one? Right?
Yeah, yellow.
Do you have any matches or a lighter?
I have matches yeah.
Alright. I have the matches, yeah. Just gonna get a little bark. okay Did I not any feathers? I think I dropped them earlier.
Where did I drop him? Yeah, I don't remember where I dropped him.
Sorry.
He's right here.
Light that bitch up. Yep. okay yep light that up been here.
I can't go on there, no way. You got some sticks?
Thought I had sticks.
Alright. I don't know.
Fire barrels are pretty fucking cool, I think.
Eating for the back right pick'm picking a scorpion already? so so so It's straight off the stove. All right, I ate a pumpkin and took three chickens. All yours now.
Take the rest. Yep. Hey, how long you been talking to yourself?
Shut up, you liars!
Alright maybe just get heat buffed and we can fly out of here.
Yeah let's do it
You don't have any bones yet? Or uh... hooks?
I'll do it.
I reckon maybe get a couple of them.
Man that fucking label still looks stupid.
Want it? No, no
Thought you might have a pistol
I do have a pistol actually but i have
i have a hit pack though i can't do the same they're both right
right but give it a pistol you might save one room. I don't know.
It's an MK so it's too soft.
I'll trade you that.
Personally think the Hitch are not my favorite lift.
Toughest decision of our lives, right?
Yeah, right. Actually, the tactical leg holster puts three slots in it too so it's way worth it.
Man, the leg holsters OP! The fuck?! What the fuck? Oh yeah. Nice.
Man, the learning process is OP!
The fuck?
I've been well made one shot.
Good boy.
There you go.
Merry Christmas. That's so incredible.
Found a sporter back there that said fuck it I'll note it.
Yeah sure.
Oh yeah, I need to run my clothes off.
Shut up. Oh yeah, I need you to let my clothes off.
You should be able to do it now without taking them off when she's cleaning the room right now. My armband bro! Oh, what the fuck? I'm sorry.
My armband bro!
Dude that pink armbands nice It's easy to spot
I don't know It's easy to spot.
Yeah, I might have shot here earlier. The pink.
Yeah right? yeah right helps
i'm a little stretching my friend, give me a sec. so so I'm good when you are. Yeah that's right.
You going into the town or?
Yeah yeah. Let's get more loot.
We don't need that many filters and gas masks to get through the passage.
I know pretty much how to get there.
How to get all the way through without issue?
IJ
Yeah, I left that IJ
Yeah, I did that out of jail. Yeah, I did.
Yeah, I'm into the passage
my first life today
How many filters does he have?
Shitloaded, I had way too many but
Yesterday when the server was getting like DDoS or whatever
My teammates got stuck in a weird lag and they got killed by zombies. I logged back in with them, and they logged me dead
And I was alive on my own I didn't really hear him talk, just nodded his head.
I saw the girl once and she was sitting there having fun or something.
Very small chance. I need more ammo for everything. armor Keep going down this way, I guess. I'll try one.
Well... We'll see how this goes.
Nice to meet you, though. this goes. I swear, Eli didn't even see the swing.
I'm fast! Let me car over here.
Yeah! okay I'm not sure if this is the right way to do it, but I'll try.
I think that's a good idea. Here we go. Unnecessary. Unnecessary, bro. Scared the living shit out of me Oh shit.
It's better by a little bit. Yes! uh There's like a police car in the building over there. oh What's in there?
No mag, but it's Christine.
I'll probably just hold onto it.
Just in case... Not a big fan of the swordpans since they're so gigantic.
Tryna get it replaced quickly with that one there.
You gonna hold on to that early? Yeah, that one there. You want to hold on to that early?
Yeah, it's good enough.
I just wanted a
my scorpion knife
I could just rock the shotgun you can have an extra ammo for the Scorpion.
Yeah, we'll find shit, we'll find shit.
I'm planning on hopefully like I said finding some M-L mag, and 9x19.
That's my favorite build so far.
What were we reading again? Yeah, this is my gun.
I guess it's just a.
But usually not with the consulate here but I'm just gonna be here.
Nevermind.
Might be in fuckin' Mosen up there, baby.
Really? You can find a Mosin up there?
I think so, pretty sure you
have a low chance to find Mosins
in a lot of these buildings
But Low ass chance But low, low actions.
Am I wrong, Chad?
Why do you scream so loud?
How dare ya!
It's nice not getting bleeds every single fucking time they hit you, bro.
I'll be honest with you, it's nice.
9x19s
There it is
Found a little bit of 9x19
If you go to the police station there might be an MLOC
Here's a mag.
Women's suit jacket.
I'm doing it.
How do I look? Thank you, brother.
Wait, you have a mag mag what do you mean a mag
yeah you have it
no he dropped the mag didn't he I dropped my jacket didn't that no no it's not gonna be there because
there is some anti-fucking duping
thing where if you put something on the ground
right when it restarts, you're not getting it back.
Oh... a restart, you're not getting it back. Oh!
Was my jacket in my hands?
You inspired me to do a 24-hour stream, Sky.
I'd recommend more like a 15.
That's what I like.
I don't do 24 hours anymore myself.
But hey man, if you're feeling inspired to game,
ayy. But hey, man. If you're feeling inspired to game... Rip ammo from bag, bro.
That's what I'm saying.
I think I fucked myself here.
We'll see it.
When we go back in, let's see what we got.
Let me go back in.
Let's see what we got. I'm not back in. Let's see what we got.
I'm not mad.
You're mad.
I am fucking mad, actually.. so so What's the point of service? Restart stability.
Yeah, the women suit jacket is still here.
The women's suit jacket is on me and I lost everything
in my jacket.
A few more of that.
We're getting a little screwed today, huh?
Getting a little bit screwed today. See if our boy gets back in.
He might not.
He dropped the fucking M-LOK mag on the ground.
He dropped
the fucking M-LOK mag on the ground.
And it's like not...
I'm not saying that in a mean way, to blame him.
I'm saying that that's just fucking sucky.
You know?
I did it with my ump, chat. Remember when I had the ump and
put it on the ground because I was triple carrying to do something
right when I put it on the ground,
it restarted. Lost the amp.
Mag's on the ground.
Nah. Key one mag.
I just did that shit.
Alright, I don't have to show that. What is it? Game messages.
It might be game messaging this chat.
Let me know when server's restarting.
Now let's just keep looting around while we have fun.
Yeah, he has the Kweek on but I'm not gonna shoot him right away.
The Eagle... damaged. Eagle. Damaged.
I lost my 22 pistol.
Oh, my mark.
Two dudes.
Wait. No.
That was in my holster.
We didn't lose it. We're good. Did I use the other mag? No, we're good. Okay.
Lose the ammo? Yes.
All the ammo we had is gone.
Fuck! I had ammo for the deagle, i think i had a deaglemag!
No i didn't, hold on, i'm trying to overcompensate here okay? Eagle Man was there.
At least I got the Mosin ammo, that's very importante.
This magazine...
It's worn bro. I bro using this one
no no no what
you know that's how we roll now. That's our life.
Oh there it is! I'll have to put steam on it. so so From now on when I swap those things, I have to do it like in my hand swap.
I think is just the best option.
Make sure that didn't happen again. Yeah, that sucks I lost a lot of fucking ammo
there here. Gotta make my way to the police station. If we see him again, we see him again.
If we don't, we don't. I'm gonna stack up water then fuck it. Go back in the queue if you're already on the server,
or don't have a file.
Correct.
Back in the queue, my pleasure.
You have an advantage over people who haven't connected to the server though before, so...
You have an advantage.
Yeah shut up, son of a- Shut up Solid. Shut the fuck up. Where did your imaginary friend go? Listen, you motherfuckers
We're gonna fight. You guys can mess up someone's mental coming together like that.
Sean! Sean! Mucho better. Looking cool now.
Looking cool now!
Fresh as a cucumber.
... Egg timer.
Except that for server reset, I'm just having my backpack in the game.
Oh five minutes guys we gotta go can i set that thing for four hours No. yo Bob's your uncle.
That's the password.
What's that? You have to say the rest. Rest. What the fuck? Yeah, the armory literally never... My MLOC mag opportunities are over. Yeah, that's the worst fire start- or worse police station i've ever seen so oh hey Holy! I'm gonna get... Fuck you!
You wanna go when I'm ready now, huh? What's up?
Shut up! uh Yeah.
Wait a minute... Am I really looting this?
Oh wow. Man we got something for our boy
and he ain't here for it.
Oh, babe. Babe. Oh, babe.
Um...okay. Sweet. 17 volts.
... Wait, 17 bullets?
Stash it? Where do I stash it? Where do you think I should stash it? hmm Come on, shit.
Get it! No sir!
I'm a goddamn machete master here, you picked the wrong fight.
Nice. Another one! His twin! His cousin! Whatever! They look the same! One dropped a Pioneer mag, one dropped an SSG mag. Both snipers.
One dropped some Tetras...these are two kinda.
Eh Kinda. Okay
I'm in Odendaga
Behind the police station.
In the construction building. A floating armor. There's Hannah. okay no and yahoo Yeah, who is in here? Is that you?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello. Wait! Wait! Hello? Hello?
Hello...
Wait, wait!
What's your name?
My name is Lawrence. Nice to meet you, Lawrence.
Are those disinfected?
Yes.
Yeah, what are you doing around these parts? Just trying to get started?
Yeah, kinda. Any teammates?
I'm solo.
Got any food?
You have a Glock mag? That's what I'm really looking for.
Glock mag? No... no. uh Listen Lawrence, you look like your in a bad way my friend. Listen, Lawrence.
You look like you're in a bad way my friend. I wouldn't waste a bullet on you
but listen man
I need food I need your pot, you know what I mean?
I need your life, okay?
You understand?
Sorry.
Oh! Yo! My man.
My way over for a deagle pull.
My...
My...
Huh? Mommy! Mommy! Oh, I'm in my first Diego Bowl.
Almost got embarrassed. Almost got embarrassed.
Almost got embarrassed.
He had sh...
Yeah, this is why you can't trust motherfuckers!
You can't trust them.
They just won't have everything that you need and your heart desires,
like they're a naked rust player with a rock!
You never know, they might...
...they might have everything.
Yes my MK2, no mag but I have one yo don't need you. Now. Dude, my man pulled a deagle.
I'm still in shock.
Wait, I don't need this actually.
One. Pristine bitch. Warm.
Pristine, bitch.
That's just pristine, bitch. Your D's pristine. That's insane.
I'm not sure if that's how I want to do it.
Got too many guns. He obviously had a bullet in this, right?
He got shot dude. My man was staying composed.
No lie,
so composed, has a
bullet in his shotgun,
has a fucking
deagle with a scope on it.
No scope, but he could put a scope on it. No scope, but he could put a scope on it.
Oh,
Lord have mercy. He was holding onto it
so that... Yeah, he's smart.
My
boy had the other thing to fix it, didn't he?
Okay. I kind of like these guys still.
Anything else? else.
Damn, he really wanted to live didn't he?
Oh where's his pot at? What even fucking goes in it? What's in the pod? I'm sticking around. Stick around too long, we gotta go. Oh, my God.
I'm gonna pull the fucking deagle as I melee him. Oh, my fucking god!
That could have been closer. That couldn't have been closer.
That couldn't have been fucking closer.
Badly damaged by Christine.
Christine, Christine Warren.
Still more reliable backup than that.
So the Deagle will be there but...
Probably not for too long. that so the deagle will be there but
probably not for too long Damn, I hit everything I needed though bro. Everything I worked for!
You're taking everything I work for.
Moldy, say you?... ten dollars to buy you and him a copy of it
can't trust the money
fucking trust me i'm serious all right tell me just just tell me what the game is Let's go over here maybe, a little bit.
There is a police car.
Bunch of of them, there's the...
Look at this!
Just gonna arrange that and do that, like that.
My deagle's gonna have to be an arranged weapon now.
I gotta go in some of these places and see if we can find
an electrical toolkid or whatever that is. Our boy had it, come across him again Hello, motherfucker. Hello motherfucker!
Left the cock on it? cool I left this chicken here. He should have just randomly pulled his deagle. It's called chained together. Here is the link, Link. This will be one of the greatest streams ever.
Oh I saw it somehow somewhere. I saw that. Where?
I saw that and it was like
advertising as make your best
friend your fucking worst enemy or something
like that or the best of friends will hate each other during this game.
Which means me and Hux would definitely
fucking hate each other.
... Checking our fire station now? Damn.
I'm happy with the update so far though
The bleeds haven't been fuckin' over exaggerated
Don't get hit once into do a bleed, it's kinda nice.
I'm like...I got like a lot of stuff but at the same time i have nothing you know what i mean It was on Steam front page, maybe?
Maybe...?
I don't think so.
I think I saw it on Twitter or some shit.
Wait, Steam front page!
For some reason when you said that,
I thought Twitch front page.
I was like,
I don't go there.
Uh,
Steam front page.
Yeah,
maybe I did actually.
That could have been it.
You need a good AR and AI. Ah, okay, ah, okay... and then shot Sorkatun would be crazy funny.
I'm down, I'm down. uh Oh, hello.
You have bullets?
No! Question in chat.
Deagle has seven shots, okay? Eight if you include the one inside right problem is badly damaged
mac i could just take the revolver and have six and they will guarantee to all shoot. Yeah, either way it's gonna suck.
I mean, here's the thing... The gun is not good enough
to want it to work to worry about it jamming.
And I'm not going to use a repair kit on the mag, right?
So I'm not going to use a cleaning kit on it. So right? So I'm not gonna use a cleaning kit on it.
So I think the revolver's play.
I know that the other gun
is cooler
but I'm going for reliability
on my shooting here.
If I have to use this thing
it better fucking shoot.
You know?
Okay. shooting here. If I have to use this thing, it better fucking shoot, you know? Keep the Deag prey for a
Mag on Journey. Even if I get a Mag on the Journey,
it's like... It's not that big of a deal that's all i'm saying
i will get i'm gonna need my pistols my zombie killer and don't ever rely on it really as if
i can for pvp later obviously now it's like why kind of half you but I think the revolvers good
Yeah, we'll see we can get going here. I really want to get a suppressed Glock as my goal.
Suppressed Glock would be the best option right now.
I was gonna get a Glock mag, but then my boy and myself got screwed on a restart.
Yes! Yes, huge. Huge. so I think I alludedoted that earlier, let's go this way.
A speed reloader would be a cool item.
I already came from this way...ah uh what's the plan now i think i mean that's how to do
it everything good let me get some more three and a half oh there's two hundred
three all right remember when i had all the three little 357s in the uh in that room before we restarted or the jacket
i think we have like at least five or six
it's five or six 22 boxes into that.
These whole 50s are 22 boxes actually pretty solid. That's gonna be good for a zombie killer.
Really really good! And it's pristine pristine!
Our zombie killer at the very least
early game is set up very well.
Uh-oh. Revolver finder. Uh oh.
Revolver fighter? Uh oh.
One... One. Why you gotta do that to me?...
Free my fucking ass, bruh. Better put the rest in of them what are you talking about I bet you that dude was not happy with himself, that he let me kill him when he couldn't stop me.
If you would have just pulled the deagle at a completely random moment,
I think he would have got me.
You know what I'm saying?
Because he looked so vulnerable I didn't expect him to have bullets in his gun
I didn't expect
him to have
the deagle at all.
He pulls
a deagle, I'm dead there.
Maybe he was
really that nice of a guy.
But I thought I was laying it out verbally pretty well
that I was about to fucking murder him, right?
Yeah. That's a lot of water right there.
Holy chill over there! Stopping around getting me worried
look privity crossbow you got something in right now? I don't want to use you but I'll use you if I have a...
It didn't.
What's up bitch? You don't get the crossbow treatment today but you get to get the fucking
my house treatment man. I own this place. Oh, this is the place.
The place where we lost each other.
Yeah, what if he just spawned in right now, dude?
Okay. Yo, what if he just spawned in right now, dude? Nope.
He didn't... Oh oh look at that
i've already needed this this
from that way to this way.
Not efficiently. What's up dude, remember me? I think it's time to leave town.
Ah, wooden doggo!
Where you at?
It's nighttime and I don't have a compass.
That's a problem.
That's a problem. Ugh! Oh. other way Find the North Star. I saw some creatures, let's just stay on top of them. uh uh uh huh I think I know where I'm going. I can't remember.
Do you remember? Boo. Um...
Okay!
Behind police station there's a mountain that you kind of have to go behind. okay so Okay, I think we started hitting military.
We're prepared food-wise at least. Let's see if this fork goes bad.
Let's condition your knife.
I mean,
who cares?
My machete?
I'm using my machete because I don't need it.
It's worn.
I have a worn knife there
and I have a worn knife there
and I have a pristine knife
there
Probably get rid of that guy. We're okay.
Too many. I remember doing something like going up and around, like this.
This really is standing out to me here at Odin Gaga.
And then I believe that way will lead me to the water.
Then, I take that water up the normal path
we were able to take. I think.
Okay, here it is.
Let's go!
Let's go. My brain is remembering a part of the DayZ map just off
this year memory chat.
It doesn't happen very often.
It's a rare moment.
Rare fucking moment.
You know, Auntie Maxer, thanks so much, brother man.
I appreciate you for dropping a fucking sub out.
Welcome to the squad.
Appreciate you.
Welcome-
Appreciate you.
Welcome to the squad.
Appreciate you, I just said.
Thank you, brother.
Much love, man.
It's time. much limit sometimes being a streamer is so embarrassing Here's your churning dude.
You can go around the lake and avoid death funnel this way, it's ideal unless you're a super sweat.
Um...the suit though, Death Funnel is not really that good. funnel this way, it's ideal. Unless you're a super sweat.
Um... the death funnel huh? I mean
This is the route that I like to take right along this. Two military bases
To the dam. I can actually go into
the dam and benefit a little bit from SKS, considering
I have zero bullets up with it that I used
to have...I use to have like seven...
nine, I think actually
Stupid restart screwed me man
I take a shot every time. It's a good route, dude. Good PvP here.
The dam is scary.
I can go there with a revolver and a shotgun though.
Too many pistols on me at the moment, so I might just have to drop the Glock
as much as I don't want to! drop the Glock.
So much as I don't want to, so much as I
don't...
What's that filth? Tell you no brother.
The dam is the death funnel. Oh, that what you're talking about? That's what you call a death funnel? Gotcha!
I mean yeah, as a solo especially
You can avoid the death funnel
Um...I could just go straight to incubation
Which is kind of a death funnel in itself too right?
But yea that's uh
That place has scary fights as well.
Man last time I got there I got screwed too.
Either way we'll see if we can come across. so so Okay, Lawrence almost murdered me.
Lawrence almost murdered me but I murdered him first.
He was thinking to himself... he had me right there too.
Then my melee just struck with such a force
that it was not
expected.
... I'm going to look at a video earlier, wasn't supposed to? Oh yeah, Kai Sonat's Elden Ring is what he wanted me to watch. Yeah we'll have to do that a little later i'm down so so All right, here we go.
The big wood spot. so All right, it's out. oh so I'm sorry. so so I'm gonna tuck his body away.
Shut up, bitch! You're eating good meat. so so Oh, oh. Oh.
Oh, this should have been good on my last run. Bad. Badly damaged.
Didn't I have a bunch of 45s, too?
Before I disconnected?
Can't make this shit up man
it's okay we get more pain though dude is that your back i guess so Badly damaged, badly damaged. up uh ah The game is like, listen.
You know what we did here.
Nice, that's a good try. Oh man. ah uh uh so so Shit.
Shit. ah uh uh uh I'll make these guys Some if this guy's wife clearly wants to fuck, can someone ban this weirdo in chat? I got that.
Yeah, so just time out, time out, whatever. so so so so so holy Holy! so so so. so. so I don't need the flare, I'm going to use a flare at the moment. so so so I didn't expect that in here. so Thank you. so so Oh, chill. chewy so so I must be the only fucking idiot that wants to loot this place since the restart.
Like this building... so so so Damn, man. I see one AK and I'm like, yo we definitely could find stuff here.
I think that AK may have just been miss, uh... missed? Maybe.
Not sure.
What's up, Ellie? Okay. I'm not knifeing him in any way. on that knife and an eak that's our move those two bones wow so so so. What do you
do here? Do I just keep
Revolver, it has 11 shots
more and just rely on that and then
not give a fuck about this.
Yeah, I think so.
As much as I want it, I i like it i think it's cool
you're not dropping me out, bro. No no no.
They're all pristine, all fucking three-byes. drop ump. AK on back. so so so so so so I guess we're full-on on it then. you know i didn't hit these crates so so so so. All right, onward lad I don't know what happened to Sean.
I don't think he connected back in when we had the server restart.
Or got in a little bit later.
Keeps his pink armband, though. we got in a little bit later
he keeps his pink armband though i see it the bass signal so uh Oops, snap. so I'm going to go ahead and do that. uh so so so so Makes more sense.
Something's been here.
No?
Zero.
You are?
Rrrrraaah! uh...
let's get this thing that's weird
you know these things stay disinfected a little bit more often now is that part of the update Oh, that just gotten lucky?
I'm starting to get rid of this shit guys. I think we go down the hell hole and look for the SKS.
That's what we do right now that's what we do yeah you haven't been really finding too many people.
And again it doesn't help when the first fucking two people we found in incubation I shot one
in the head and then the other guy speed hacked me. so uh Something's in there. I did.
I'll just hold onto it for now. so Thank you.
A little bit of extra food never hurt Oh, shush.
Nice.
Where's my ump?
I left the ump
if we find it on that we have to know where to go to get back to okay so so Shh! I think that's a fucking warning. so okay so I'll get you.
Huh! so uh so I did not watch her chip wire there. so so so so so so so so We'll get a lot of light on, light off here, champ. so so There's a zombie. so uh who's on the channel so A zombie could have respawned in between us. so Maybe that was the ending zombie where they came up. If I'm seeing more zombies this way,
That means probably what happened there. If I'm seeing more zombies this way, that means
probably what happened. The zombies respawned behind them. so so so so so so so so so so so so so so It's confusing that zombies are dead but zombies are spawning. so so I'm in the I wouldn't have discovered that. so so so I think he probably killed a couple and walked past a couple like i am so I'm not eating, man. so so so so so so so so so so so Thank you, bro.
Appreciate it, guys. so I don't know.
It's a little bit more sketchy when someone is ahead of me like this.
It's a little bit more sketchy. so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so I say patient. Put your guard down.
So no one fucks up his area. that's where the is so. I'm gonna find him. so so so so that sucks so I'm sorry. I saw you over there, I saw you with the red flashlight. Friendly man, friendly!
This is not...
What do you mean no f- what do you mean man? We're friendly!
No fucking way. We're going right.
Noddy.
Yo, what's up man? You smoke a guy? No I just got smoked down at the...
Dead?'re dead?
Remember what i said? You're dead? Yeah yeah you can smoke those two that are
down there. Wait, you died but they killed the guy?
No no no, They killed me.
You're the only one?
No, I had a friend.
Did your friend have
a red light?
No.
Yeah, yeah he does.
Red light's a bad guy.
You sure?
Red light's a bad guy.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Okay. sure i'd like that guy yes yes here I'm dead. Fuck!
Fuck, man...
Didn't think his friend was gonna push that quick.
I don't even know you were down there, I'll be honest. My chat was telling me like someone might kill you and I was like what?
Fuck bro
Were you geared to the teeth or what?
No. I'm just sick of
fucking killing one guy and losing to his fucking teammate, I keep doing that over
and over again.
Got another problem there?
Dude, he turns that corner so fast bro,
I just needed my shotgun out a little quicker. quicker Oh, yeah, you're right dude.
Pretty sure I killed the plague guy because I just fucking...
Yeah, you were just hitting him.
I had like three shots or something.
Fuck, bro.
I was going down there and I saw the light and I was flanking
for so long.
I finally saw a light and then I hear you.
I don't know who the fuck I was flanking,
I just knew that I was flanking somebody.
And then I hear your dumb ass and I'm like,
Fuck!
You're the only one who was solo?
No, I was with a friend.
So you guys...
so I was behind them
and you were in front of them, I think
Yeah, yeah, yeah
I went down and saw the guy's red flashlight
He was like don't come any closer!
So I was actually behind the bad guys
And you were on the opposite side as me?
Yeah, yeah exactly.
The problem was they came from your direction
because our directions still had zombies there
and we were killing zombies on our side.
So we didn't think anyone was going to be down there in our direction until I saw the red light.
Bro!
Close! Oh! Bro, closed! I'm about to just give this one up. I'm not fucking...
Not doing this.
There was a guy that was supposedly my fucking friend by by the way, when I came down there last.
So earlier he back turned to me and found him
He said give him directions for a different guy stand still
I shot him in the back of the head twice
two times bullets went straight through his face
and then i just befriended him
then i told them i tried to murder him uh This is not you, right?
You're not fighting me around with this.
No way.
Do you have a gun on your back? Yeah. You're not fighting me, right? I'm a fist. No way.
Do you have a gun on your back?
Yeah.
We're trying to fist fight each other now?
Hey, I'll be in the brakes off here, bitch. Yeah, you're doing okay
That's cuz I said no stamina because I already beat your ass with the first few hits
What the fuck is going on today
I can't hear this many zombies.
Come inside, come inside we'll just fucking...
Too many dogs get in and shut the door. Shut the door!
Shut the door!
That's better.
This is so stupid, bro.
Yeah, there are way too many, especially in that fucking spawn area.
So strong.
I'm gonna go back to my base.
I'm going to try to kill this guy. I don't know what he's doing here.. Especially in the fucking spawn area.
I got two on me, I'm killing them. I feel two.
Got mine.
Alright!
We're linked up, man.
That's so fucking stupid bro.
I was dumb as fuck, I agree. I love how we were both not saying anything as well.
Yeah, just letting you know after it died, that's all. Yeah...
That was an unfortunate death bro.
Bro I win that fight if
just get around the corner a little bit more
The guy dude you sprint so fucking fast in this game.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. He can
fly around the corner quicker than my
stupid ass can pull out my secondary weapon.
You know what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Ugh! I don't know what he had. Did he have a Scorpion?
He had some like...
Oh, he killed me with that shit fast as fuck
before I shot two bullets out of my pistol and
died. bullets out of my pistol and died
i was shooting i was spamming my shoe wasn't fucking ready to come any closer
you should have smoked this bitch ass when he was talking to me
i didn't know you I didn't have time.
You died so fast
that you didn't give me time
to understand the situation yet.
Well, I didn't expect him
to peek a corner
knowing there was two people there
probably holding
him and just spray us down i don't i don't know what his logic was there i'll be real There's the tower. Daisy, Dev here son.
We just wanted to let you know we fixed the zombie aggro bug but we accidentally tripled
the spawn rate of them. Sorry about that.
I'm kinda sick with zombies actually, why are these guys just around here?
Like I said having this many zombies in a spawn area is pretty cringe.
Also you have a knife and can of sardines we can split.
Walk that way.
Alright, it fucking Haran we go dude. Actually yeah.
Long spawn... I'm hearing that they apparently fixed the zombies today? My fucking ass.
Is this going do a circle? This ends
here... Okay, so hear me out here.
We take this
in this direction
we hit water and take the water to the left
We're at Algonquin
We take Algonquin west
We get some military spots
Let's go
Alright, we cool
I'm sick of losing fights today.
Have you been losing a lot of fights today?
No, just lost two fights today.
It's just so fucking annoying.
Long beard, I can only go over like finally
in a decent spot
you know what I mean
yeah yeah
oh I finally see
fucking pvp
and of course
I can't fucking
do it dude
did you not have
an auto weapon
with you
I know you're using
the revolver right
I did I had the revolver, right?
I did. I had the revolver. I had the
20 bullets into my fucking scorpion so I shot
the guy with the revolver that killed him. He had a plate carrier
I turned the corner to the right,
to pull out my shotgun.
The guy flies around the corner and just
guns me down with a fucking...
A UMP?
Yeah, a UMP? Yeah, the UMP. Oh wait a second. Okay hold on. We have a different Huron spawn.
We're gonna take this to the right.
I think we might be up there.
I've been to a fucking areas on the map today that I have never been at before,
I don't even know where the fuck was going on.
That's not gonna Or a different sound.
Is that Huron or we're just on the south end of this?
No.
I'm confused right now about what I'm confused right now. Hold on, let me think here... Oh! I hate how confusing this fucking map is!
If we stop there... there
let's go this way I think I know where we are. You should probably fish, I'll be honest.
Why?
We're gonna get the f- we're gonna fuckin' stop- oh!
Never mind!
Alright!
This is good for both of us all you have.
I've been struggling most with food today bro.
Even though I've been finding a little bit here and there like...
Not bad. bro even though i've been finding a little bit here and there like
bad
how do i lose that fight bro dropped it mean, you killed my friend.
I dropped it?
I killed your friend?!
Yeah.
Nah, that's not possible.
You didn't drop it, it's still in your hands.
No...
My head is.
I'm dropping on the beach here where you can see it.
Yeah, you killed my friend.
How did I possibly kill your friend? The guy that I killed was two people, him and a buddy.
No no no, him and the other guy were fighting each other
The guy that you killed was fighting the guys that killed you
Dude, that guy reacted THAT quickly to that?
Yeah.
Oh dude, that's so fucking random and stupid.
He must have just decided they go at the same time.
It is unfortunate.
Unless, unless that guy had two fucking people and the two people were fighting
my friend. That's what it was.
The guy I killed had a red light.
Yeah, yeah the guy that killed me had a red light as well.
It just comes down to if your friend had a red light or not.
Nah he didn't hit a regular flashlight.
So yeah I killed him.
I killed the bad guy.
So they had two people then?
Yeah there was two of them.
As soon as I killed one,
The other turned around and started fighting too. so there was five of us down
there yeah what the i was following these guys
for a while okay okay
well they were they were fighting my friend but
it was two of them so i guess the other guy after you killed his boy he's
you know just ready for your bitch ass, I guess.
I'm gonna change my light button, I think. Let me look and see what button I have open in the middle... Being on L? There's no bueno down there.. Thank you. I don't need a Z for anything. let's go.
I was watching the clip where us fighting and holy fuck that's hilarious.
Maybe I could have thrown it but they just turned a flashlight on.
Yeah maybe I could've killed them with that actually. What'd you say?
I said I was watching the clip of us fighting each other
That shit was so funny
Yeah Yeah. There's a fire over there bro, couple homies.
I don't see it.
They got a fucking gun.
We can shoot them.
They definitely looted this bitch already though.
Maybe.
I'm only seeing one.
Oh bro, I just found a deagle with a scope up on this roof.
Four bullets. Not even kidding. Alright alright I just found a deagle with a scope up on this roof.
Four bullets, not even kidding.
Alright alright alright.
Do you want me to go over there and distract them
And you fucking clap em?
Strategy or what?
They see us
I know they see us But if I go over there and distract, then I can get them to stand still.
It's a deagle. So I don't think it's gonna do very much from very far.
Okay. Then we'll just loot this and go to them. Fuck it.
Probably got some food for us or something.
I mean bro of course they do.
I can maybe get around them
Like I said, I can distract them
Okay, I'm gonna stop my fucking bleed, bro. uh so Looks like they didn't move this area well. They're still there.
I'm going to lurk around all the way and tree line around them, okay?
And when I get in position you can go around them
or you can push towards them Okay. They're cooking shit by the fire.
They're cooking some fish.
Yeah, perfect.
Like sitting down and shit.
All these are easy headshots for you, bro.
Whenever you get there.
I can hit that.
I'm moving closer.
One of them is standing.
One of them is standing.
Okay.
I'm moving.
I'm moving. I'm moving. I'm moving. One of them is standing, one is standing.
I'm moving, I'm moving!
If that guy's on target, I'm almost there.
Alright? I'm just looking now.
Wanna make my way towards them a little bit so they don't get suspicious.
They didn't lose shit! There's a fucking soda can- or can of peas here too! What the fuck?
No, they're not they just restrict the fishing
going in with my hand up, waving at him.
Wearing a denim jacket.
He'll know it's me. What's up guys, I'm friendly
A couple boys over here
You know what I'm saying?
Chilling.
You guys cooking up some food or what?
Can I borrow a knife so I can...
Oh, actually, I'll pick some food too, but
can I borrow a knife so I can cut some food too but can I borrow a nice fucking custom shit up?
I got some cans I need to open.
Okay, let me grab some bones.
Can I take this meat too, or what?
Are they standing still?
One of them is eating and standing stuff, the other one's like moving
and shit.
I see you.
He said there's someone there.
Sure? Yeah, he's about to fuck me
i can't see them all fucking bolt gun guns Oh, fuck. They both got guns?
I couldn't...
I only got one, sorry.
Bro, it's just that's the worst scope on Earth
and they both had scopes.
Or they both had guns. I just iron side this guy's gun is
fucking fucked i should have just answered bro how many
times is this gonna happen dude dude? Dude the most aware players
on the planet
look
I'm gonna go fuckin grab your gun
... take the scope off of it it's useless
god I should have just fucking removed it and iron-sided man.
I hate this fucking game bro. I missed.
Oh my god, I'm so shit. Holy fuck.
And I'm fucking bleeding.
You had to hit that he said
that's what the
ship
each of my happy to with my apple.
Get over here!
Ow!
You went right for me!
Ow!
You ruined my apple! You ruined my apple. I got this for you.
You ruined my apple.
Yeah, you're really fucking dead man.
You ruined your...
You ruined your apple bro.
Killed him.
Get back here! Are we alone? Killed him.
Get back here!
Put your fucking dukes up, man. Ow! I know, I know.
But I want your blood!
Oh it's time to fight back now huh?
What am I... you gonna beat me with your rags man? Come on put those away.
Put those away!
Put the rags away.
Yeah, you must be new around these parts huh? I just got shot in the head.
How fucking dare you!
Well... welcome to DayZ.
It's okay. Fist fights happen from time to time. What I really wanted was that light on your head.
Oh hold on, I yelled and didn't do anything.
Oh man, he's picking up everything. He definitely doesn't know how to play.
Give me them wellies! The disinfected rags too.
I'll take a free hook and some athletic shoes. Ha ha! What?
We needed the headlamp. Oh, you died?
So you killed one?
I killed the last guy and then I got shot in the face while bandaging by some random...
No way.
Yeah yeah, I guess somebody showed up cause they heard the shots or something.
And another guy was dead too, they both were dead then the shot I had a
let's go oh yeah you like traded I should have taken this go box that
thing is really fucking bad.
That shit was fucked up, yeah yeah.
I'm not gonna do that again. Learned another lesson in day zero.
Like, picked up the other fucking gun...
...gun was jammed- uh, not even jammed it just said it had a bullet in there but it was like red and I couldn't reload or do anything.
How did that dude spot me like that bro?
I don't know he goes wait! There's another guy!
And then I was like what?! He starts shooting at me and then he goes to you and shoots at you.
Doesn't even make sense, how did it stop me if I was in the middle of fucking...
Oh his gun broke at the last fuckin' shot bro. so so one of the guys
The guy that I killed
I pistol whipped him to death
He was nice
Like he was being nice
Or like
He's like oh yeah
You can take this food
Here take this
Take this
The other guy was like
No no no
Don't give him nothing
Don't give him nothing.
Don't give him the food.
And then you showed up and he saw you.
I'm sure he saw me.
Yeah, yeah.
He has a camera down and he was looking at the cameras.
And he saw you up there.
You were coming, six cents.
Mighty Censes. I'm gonna go check that out. senses Yeah, I don't know about motherfuckers that play this game the dude literally fought you with damn rags and
literally put it in reverse and hopped backwards in panic yelling for mercy no he knew Maybe you're right.
You're right.
Maybe you're right. you right. Maybe you right.
Thanks for the donut brother man I appreciate you as well.
Oh there's a gun?
Really?
Where?
You sure? What are you guys talking about? Let's start with the broom, homies.
Listen I'm dying guys and now is not the time to you know fuckin shit, right? Huh?
I think I im gonna die
uh... I've been running no food, no water
I'm probably going to just die as well soon
today's my final time
today is really the one on the line so so so so so uh I'm gonna have to come over here and use it, have a little bit of feeling. uh I'm going to get a chicken Caesar shoutout. Long good times the day of days at cheers, son
I appreciate you.
There he is, some good times!
Chocolate?
Thanks so so Oh, my character's dead. Nah, I can jump on the one that's over at Cross Passage.
I can jump on Alan. I'm kinda naughty right now so might as well show off a bit. oh so so I'm gonna putosey him in here once. um uh There we go, that's a huge mess. Beautiful stuff. Like that.
Fill the rest up with water
here
Someone got chopped the fuck up
Tough day boys, not winning fights
today. Sorry dudes Which map? Is this Notranaris? Nah Not winning fights today, sorry dude. So yeah...
Which map? Is this not Trenaris?
No, it's called Deadfall.. so All right, we've come to the city board. I find. I'm gonna be honest with you, I spawned in the worst spawn ever.
I've been running for a good 10 minutes right now it's just trees
starving to death. oh so And no food, no food.
Nothing in the fridge. um so. so so ah so so so so so Yo, Freddy.
You want this hoodie?
Solition I got a frying pan someone cook some food. Oh, what up bro? There's a guy laying in the grass!
The fuck man? Laying in the grass? What's up bro, why are you laying in the grass?
You scared the shit out of me, I just fucking look over and your alt looking at me what's
up bro?
Sup.
How ya doing?
Good. We're not gonna hurt you bro, we're good
But nothing bro
I have nothing to hurt you so i'm just gonna shoot I'm fine.
I'm fine.
There's still a few.
That's better than you to meet.
You're a loser mate, you're a loser. I don't lose. Okay, do you guys have any food? You're a loser. Someone's got to try and kill people.
Well, there was a dead guy in there. There's a bunch of human meat in there.
There's a bunch of human meat in there.
Oh thanks. okay Hey man. Yeah, what? Where'd you get that bag from?
I don't know.
I'm not sure.
I think it was a Hey man.
Yeah what? Where'd you get that bag from bro?
Wait which bag?
That bag on your back?
And I found it
You found it? Yeah
What happened to the guy that was just wearing it?
Back there somewhere. He has a different one
Okay Oh, okay. Yup. You chill? Of course.
Yo! Deadway9.
Thanks for the fucking 20 giftos, man.
I appreciate it, bro.
Welcome guys to the squad.
Hope you guys enjoy yourselves here and thank you so
fucking much for the support, man.
I appreciate you, dude.
He said we're doing shit He called me a loser, dude.
Come on, man.
What do you mean?
You got tricked! Hey, thank you again, deadline. Appreciate that's a lot of money man... I mean a creep. Talk about doing the creepiest shit you can do. so so You get kicked?
No.
I just got kicked.
Uh oh.
I am not responding, connecting failed.
Position Q 17, say walla bro.
17's not that bad.
I bet you it could happen to other people if they have a new...
I'm hoping so because what the fuck?
I was literally-I've been running for 17 minutes and I've just been trying to die
Because i got the worst spawn in existence, like literally so far. uh No! Ugh!
I'm sorry.
You're okay.
Okay, okay. What's going on? I'm not going to do that. Go down, lady! GO DOWN!
FUCK! so so so You're freaking me out man.
I'm just trying to get involved in this. Hey, remember your friend from before?
Yes bro. Did you kill him?
Yeah I murdered him in a random house.
No bro...
Now it's your turn please now it's your time i don't have anything you gotta die
how could you do that to me come on man no Don't do it like this man. You gotta go down brother.
You gotta die.
No I'm gonna die.
You gotta die.
Your friend died and you gotta meet him, brother.
Your friend, you gotta meet him up.
I murdered him in the house right next door to you. He was screaming for help.
You didn't come out from...
You were creepy laying in the grass man yeah he should have known
should've known i'm sorry you gotta restart my bro okay so oh they almost made it to the Oh!
They almost made it to the fucking promised land. But they didn't quite get there, did
they chat?
They didn't quite make it to the fucking promised land today, but shortly they were told about it. They were told stories
The motherfucker just beat me up in hereon for no fucking reason, boy!
Yeah yeah that was me.
I just killed your friend too right over there.
Check him out.
Why bro?
There's his body wanna look at him?
Why why why?
I don't give a fuck about the body.
That's him right there.
Why are you killing...
Why are you killing Freshies bro we have nothing!
Yeah but why not though?
Yeah but why not though?
Oh shoot you wanna get crazy?
Ah! Don't do that!
Why would you do that?!
How d'you like it? How d'ya like it?
It feels good. May I have another?
Have fun, have fun!
This is all you're going to amount to.
He's just killing freckles and spitting because you can't get past this, can you?
Oh, I'll be honest with you.
My other character has a MAPER rifle.
Shh, shh. I'm just gonna throw that out there.
He's got a maker rifle.
Get over here.
We finish this.
It's okay, it's no disrespect man but we gotta finish this you know what I mean?
Let's go. Avenge your friend.
He's dead right there man!
You gotta get- I told him I killed you in the house next door, afterward.
Listen man, bring it on. Whatever that is.
Okay, might as well. Might as well.
It's not like I'm gonna get much further than this, man!
It's not like I'm gonna get much further! Alright,. It's not like i'm gonna get much further
You will on the next one brother
Why'd you do that?
Yeah, he should've picked his shovel up there hey
That thing has got massive range what the fuck
Yeah but I can cut you.
See that? Can't
cut with a shovel. Can't cut with a shovel.
Oh, I'm loose- Now you're walking slow
and bleeding and shit. You're in trouble.
Yeah, I got pumpkins. I'm gonna eat the pumpkins after I kill you.
He started feeling like he started winning with the shovel.
You just made those guys restart, man!
I killed that guy twice.
Yeah so I roll at these guys like hey what's up man?
What's up guys right and they spread out to different houses.
So I follow one of them and I murder him.
Then I roll out and then the guy is like, hey where'd you get that backpack?
I found it man. I found this backpack.
Oh that is fucking crazy
He said he was screaming in the house for a while That's fucking crazy.
He was screaming in the house for help, and you didn't help him!
That is the craziest thing I've ever seen! That is wild bro.
I thought you don't kill freshies man!
That's what that last guy was mad at me about. He was like why would you kill freshies? And I was like why not?
Yo, I kill freshies when I'm a freshy, not when I'm geared to the teeth.
Okay okay, I agree, I agree.
I'm still in fucking Cuba boy.
Freshies like they have things that you can use.
You know right before, Like right before I killed them bro
The fucking pumpkin patch of Destiny was there dude
Ripe with fucking opportunity
Yeah, I'm watching you with those pumpkins
I gotta steal your content cause I'm over here in queue.
What's your queue at?
Seven.
Two now nevermind we're good.
It's alright, hold on. bring it. Somewhere, I don't know.
Because they have like you know
when I'm killing them
they have
equal opportunity
to murder me
yeah? Yeah, for sure. Obviously you have the moment Equal opportunity to murder me
Yeah, yeah for sure obviously you have a moment of surprise if your murdered her and why he was fucking
Indoor screaming for help in his boys. Yes
crazy don't happen earlier I Met this guy He was just next door. Listen... You know what's crazy? You know what happened earlier?
I met this guy,
and
he was watching porn in the background.
How- you heard it?!
Yeah!
Did you tell him?
No, I ran away. Hahaha yeah did you tell him no i'm running away
bro i literally heard it in the background yeah we're gonna go that might not be something necessarily want to team up with her yeah i'm good on that bro this guy
literally had a shady whip.
I swear to God. Clear as day, bro.
Yeah this guy's like...
THIS IS ALL YOU WILL AMOUNT TO!
And I'm sitting there thinking my other character just beat this shit last night man!
What you talkin' about?
Yeah thank you man. Appreciate ya stopping by.
But I've been gettin my ass kicked everywhere else. Oh, I have a stone... what's it called? I'll keep the kitchen knife....
I get sick from eating raw pumpkins, maybe?
I think so.
Uh...I've eaten a lot of pumpkin
Raw pumpkins. I never got sick
Maybe it's cause I was on yellow food for so long
and eventually got a little sickness
coughing Yeah Eventually got a little sickness popping. That's what it is.
Looking good, Pumpkin City dude.
I did disinfect the badge I used. It was already disinfected, yeah.
What the?
Oh my god! what the f- bro streamer fucking loot bitch. What the hell? I got unlimited food, fucking bones and shit.
Yeah.
I had a guy...
I shot his teammate in the friend.
His boy goes to push out to kill me
freezes in the door
right? And then
when he comes back from being frozen
he like does a speed hack and his-
during it I guess he was unloading on me with the fucking fully auto SMG.
So... Speed Hack SMG got me today so I feel
better.
Oh, bro.
I paid the piper. I just got sniped.
I just watched that.
Oh no!
No, ma! That loot was bait.
That WAS bait you think?
That shit was bait as fuck.
Okay give me a different spawn than Haran bro. This actually might be her arm
Damn it bro
I paid the piper for that karma the Karma got me really yeah
oh I played for 48 hours straight as a bandit and daisy. Here's what happened. so so so That guy's a freshie killer.
Okay, I may be a freshie and killing freshies.
That guy...
Actually, he may sound like a BK.
He's probably pretty fresh.
Okay. is probably pretty fresh 20 000 hour duo plays official servers. I'm not hating, I just that people do that a lot. They do it in every game. Looted, scooted, flibbity floated. Get a knife in there. Nothing. Nothing. nothing
dead guy
if someone's been here before me i think so I've gotten her on three times in a row! I'm going to go back and check if there's any more enemies.
Tuffy moment coming! You are my favorite streamer, cause you were so relatable as a gamer with the anger, frustration, laughs etc. Thank you for being here. Thanks for thinking I'm cool and stuff, man.
He thinks I'm cool chat that's what I took that as.
For real thanks brother-in-law, I appreciate you. Yeah, listen, it makes me happy that you like, you know watching pretty much all the different versions of the channel that comes with it
With the channel so thank you. You know we have our fucking
I'm always fuckin now not always happy d happy, dandy smiles from ear to ear.
Sometimes it's an annoying fucking day of gaming.
Sometimes someone will piss me off.
Thank you so much for enjoying everything.
You know what I mean?
I appreciate it.
Just a little reminder of the one before VDF, your squad last night
at the mains. Ah fuck!
I don't want to watch it then, you killed all of us! I'm fucking human bro.
I'm fucking human right now.
What happened?
I literally was
1 in queue,
I fucking
start loading
and it kicks me
off again
and now I'm
20 in queue,
bro.
Okay,
dude,
it's gonna be
happening to
everybody else
so just relax. Tokyo Javi, thanks for helping. It's gonna be happening to everybody else though. Just relax.
Tokyo Javi thanks for coming in.
It ain't happenin' to nobody man! I'm stuck!
Welcome guys to the squad. Hope you guys enjoy yourselves.
Javi good to see ya again brother-man. Good to see ya again dude.
Where is the grace priority or some shit, bro?
Like where is that shit man?
I feel good.
I'm stealing my content!
I am! I'm feeling it.
Rob died three times today in sucky ways,
so I feel your pain.
You know,
I died today
from a guy
who lagged in the door
and speed hacked
fucking SMG'd me. Wait, you got speed
hacked again? It wasn't a speed
hack. Listen, I'll be honest. I don't know what it was.
Here's the thing though bro.
I wasn't lagging
The guy that I just shot two seconds before that wasn't lagging the guy that i just shot two seconds before
that wasn't lagging the server wasn't lagging didn't lag at
all the entire time hasn't lagged since
somehow this guy froze in the doorway
and I was
SMG'd fucking dead
after that.
You should watch the clip.
Did somebody give me a clip, Jeff?
Yeah.
I was lagging
on the server today
but like nothing that crazy.
He might have been
fucking lag switching, bro.
Bro,
I don't know exactly
what happened
but there was just
no way for me
to really have a normal fight with it basically so I'm just gonna stop.
Like, I caught these dudes with their pants down bro when they were in the fucking barracks at Incubator...
uh, Incubation. Shot one of them in the face while he was looking
down at some loot. Wasn't sure if his boy was in there so he shot me a couple times
but then I pulled out my shotgun and I was ready for him to walk out. Boom!
I shoot him right when it gets to the door. That's when he lags, and then...
And like he stops for a second,
I back off,
and then all of them are just super fast
I hear a crazy-fast SMG going off
and I'm dead.
You fucking die, fuck it.
Probably the server's been having fucking issues today.
But it wasn't the server though!
Yeah no, I know, I know, I know.
It had to have been him. Literally might've been lag switching
real shit. Well it was definitely on his end.
I got the clip let me see.
You tell me what you think he saw.
But look how smooth everything else is up until that point and
I haven't had a lag thing since then
or before then. Not one.
Not even a little bit.
Well this guy's dying right here in the middle of the field.
Wait he is light switching.
He is!
Hey what's going on?
I happened to notice you were dying in the middle of a field and thought you might use some assistance.
What do you think?
What do you think? You know what I mean,
get a little restarted or something. I'm gonna help you out here.
Punch this guy real quick.
Defend yourself with your life my friend okay?
Honorable battle ensue- wait what?!
It's you again?!
This is me again I got a bat this time. Alright we'll see what happens boss. You're also moving at the speed of butthole so I don't know how that's gonna work out for ya.
We'll see. Let me get you with the little juke here.
How dare ye! You mother... I'll beat you with a little juke here.
How dare ye, you mother...
Mother!
This poor guy.
Keeps running into me, man.
I killed the same fucking guy again.
This guy said this time I have a bat like it was going to help.
Oh my goodness gracious. That's not him. gracious
My man's moving at the speed of butthole bro, and he's like I got a bat this time. I got a fucking batter Oh goodness You got nothing, bitch.
Oh goodness. Yeah that guy was lag switching.
He thinks so! I'm gonna watch the clip.
No no 100% because you're able to reload your shotgun both times like there's no server anything nothing yeah literally
we were able to continue whatever like you wouldn't have been able to reload the shotgun or
nothing so if it was really service-sided it would have been weird on both of our ends.
Yeah exactly, exactly.
This guy says it wasn't a lag switch, it was just a server unless the zombies lag switched me.
So this is the guy apparently here look at this clip.
I need to get this chicken go real quick.
Nah this is not the guy that killed...
No someone's giving me a different clip right now in Adana.
What the fuck? Someone's giving me a different clip right now and I don't know. Okay
Are you all like, it's him? Am I getting uh maybe it's uh
No no you're gettin' over we're gettin' uh
It's his home clip this is his home clip You're getting over. We're getting, uh... I get ripped off?
This is his home clip.
Like he got lagged basically and wants you to watch his shit.
Oh, I'm getting
hit by nothing.
Oh.
Yeah, it fucking sucks. You're getting
hit by a zombie?
The server's broken.
I feel that, but that's not
what was happening though.
That's not anything that happened.
Everything was working perfect.
No lag happened before or after.
I'm telling you, this is some bullshit.
I'll show you the clip.
The fuck? Is that a snake? Badly damaged, badly damaged. Both of these fucking guns are badly damaged badly damaged both of these guns are badly damaged Oh, there's a chicken in here.
But there's another one on top of it.
I don't know what just happened.
I don't have a knife just happening.
I don't have a knife though. so Hmm. Nah, there wasn't a knife
on the first buy.
Dude, knives can be made, yeah?
Let me just fuckin', let me just make one real quick okay i know that
nice should be made motherfucker let's go look down this dirt road for a uh some stones I think I get two chickens. uh We got a fucking knife. in business so Is that a cock in your pants or are you just happy to see me? I can get that. I had a cough in my pants.
Damn it, I don't think I got a camera.
I guess the Glock mag did.
Got it!
Two Glock mags.
Where's the homie that- this guy just shot like not that far from us at all and you can't have no eyes on him or nothing.
Izzy is so weird man. of nothing. Is he so evil?
Need some sort of knife, brothers.
Need some sort of knife. This guy's doing the zombie slay, the freshie-slaying from that side there.
Some freshie-slayin'. um No zombies going after him at all? so uh I can make a fire around here if I'm not scared to do it.
Just lurking around for long with the fucking gun.
I want to get that.
See, it just became pristine...
Oh, sorry guys, this is pristine.
... Oh my goodness gracious.
This actually might be the guy that killed me.
Moved over here after, you know what I'm saying?
Because this is like the route that I am taking. um I'm in a shitty state that I can't find my way. I got stuff to cook cook just need a knife
you need a fork and knife
a broom Alright, let's get out of here.
Let this guy kill some other people not i like the face that he is
oh you're still chasing me down?
How is this even possible brother?
What an incredible tracking ability you have bro.
... you have, bro.
It's crazy I haven't even managed to lay eyes on you either, dude. You're
incredible.
Ah! on you either, dude. You're incredible. Insane! Still can't
lay eyes on you but you're still taking shots.
I see him.
What an incredible player. This has to be the guy that killed me. uh hmm so I don't have a choice.
I'll just go this way, even though it's the easiest way to track okay No way, bro.
Look how this guy's tracking me.
Okay. He's looking at your footsteps in the ground, bro. What do they shoot at? that so so so so so Always refreshing to see a graduate of the Ray Charles School of Markmanship. School of marksmanship, very true
Thank you brother. I'm dead. uh huh so so What do I gotta do to get a fucking sharp edge around here? That guy followed me all the way down there.
I should have skipped the time. Oh, come, man. um Hi, uh...
Yo Gibb thanks for the man. Appreciate you doing it.
Yeah some good fights. Some good funny stuff at the beginning.
Sorry that we're just doing stupid things now.
Appreciate your brother.
So is this guy stream-slapping me in chat?
Or like, this dude's just the greatest tracker of all time.
He just knows exactly where things
are happening and where they're going so so uh uh uh Oh, yeah. There's so many zombies here.
Imagine this is how ternari started you
uh let me close the door if it's gonna give you the prompt man That's what you get with a prompt, man.
I got a fucking eye. huh so so so I'm pretty sure that's the same guy
That sniped me the first time, chat
I think he's just making his way
Back and forth down that road
Or something like that
I don't know
I think it's insane That that guys I don't know.
Like, it's insane that guy is just like fucking tracking like a fucking human god
And i get the feeling that's how he's not doing that legit.
I get the fucking feeling. so so. so um so. so so so. so so uh uh uh I'm getting the BK, I just haven't been finding bullets for it in the last few runs. They might have stuff while they're not looted. Might be getting stuff while it's not looted.
... so Are you doing this?
No, I'm not.
I'm finally in. Finally fucking in, bro.
It's crazy because I typed into your chat and said yo can 13
strength peppers leave the queue? And I instantly went to 2 by the way.
What spawner are you at?
I don't know.
Figure out where I'm at and stay.
... so so I'm going to try and get a little more ice. Thank you. so If you've been playing DayZ for six years,
you should know how easy it is to lose people in the forest on Yago.
It's stupid hard to track people in this game.
But I mean, I was going... I did go to a point of interest.
Understandable.
But, I mean, like...
Bro had no idea
I even went down that direction.
You know?
Just pretending
like he's finding me.
Yeah. just pretending like he's finding me so Not a lot of... that's incorrect. We literally saw him looking the wrong direction as we were going down that way.
And he lost track of me.
Plus, I saw him... you know, bullshit-like.
You know what I mean? Finding out—you know, even coming my fucking main direction is insane there.
But yeah...
People do miraculous shit
but i promise you
that miraculous shit
is only happening when im'm doing stupid shit next to me.
Um, you said Mohawk right? Yeah.
Thank you for the down brother i
appreciate it but i don't really got an answer for her uh ah so so so so so Thank you. Damn it!
Damn it, damn it, damn it. so so so so I'm running the mohawk man.
I'm running.
Are you already there?
Nah.
Do you have a gun on your back?
Yeah. Is this you behind me no okay he's waving at me By the way, I am Biggest Team.
No shit Joseph, no shit there.
Josef not Joseph
I don't know how to say your name exactly but
Josef thanks for the man
Thanks for 65 bones
Top throw of the day like you said
You are going to be taking it. It will be keeping the head warm, thank you for real. I appreciate it man
That's a lot of money bro
Jose? Maybe its Jose? Is it Jose?
Jose! Is it Jose? Jose?
It could be Juicy. Juicy Could be juicy.
Well, it'll always be a mystery. Thank you so much for the 70 buttons bro I appreciate you dude.
Much love to your brother.
It's hard J, you had it right the first time?
Jose, Jose.
Got it dude.
Jose. Something like that. Juicy, something like that.
One of those.
Juicy, juicy. That was short lived.
Wow brother. That was short-lived
Wow brother
OB mug dropping a hunch dollars
Thank you, bro, I appreciate my man. Thank you for supporting the channel like that. It's really kind of you. Top throw of the day
biggest win in the chat. Obvious cock pushups here
and I know he can at least get two-and-a half up
every single day. Much love, bro.
$100! You, can we drop some 1Gs in the chat
for them? Show them some love.
Show them some love for dropping
for Juzet,
for Papa Stew, and now
for OB Mug.
Block it up for all three of those guys. Thank you, homies.
I appreciate you guys all supporting like that.
That's very kind of yous.
Hope you guys are liking the channel a little bit.
A wee bit.
Fucking hell, dude! are liking the channel a little bit a wee bit elvin and soon i'm gonna be getting on that other character i think or something bro i'm dead can't get a start today.
5 hours and 48 minutes, I keep running into my deaths.
Oh my god, Jose.
Trapping the motherfucking $150 down, dude.
Listen, those 1Gs already blocked it up for you?
Those are for you, man.
Top donor of the day. Biggest win in the chat.
Obvious Conquistion. You should at least get that three a day.
I feel it. Three days. Very tough to do.
Very tough to do. You tough to do you have to have,
you know, you have to do it in repetitions
one in the morning
one in the middle of the afternoon
one at night before bed
Thank you so much bro,. Appreciate the 150, dude. Much love.
Chose.
Chose. That's it. Oh!
That guy scared the living fucking shit out of me.
Oof!
This is really not working out for us, chat.
Everybody's bloodthirsty today.
I think karma is really coming back for me.
Broke you got to give me a gun at this point chat. Right?
Something- the game's got to feed me a gun.
Oh I do Tom.
My dad again?
I found Silas entry bro
Yeah Yeah he'd follow me for two towns and then i stopped to watch a clip
and he was yelling at me when i tab back in
let's have back in and he's fucking screaming at me
Oh Because you're so shit.
Exactly, you run this way exactly
OB?
I saw chat freaking out and i was like what did I do wrong? What the fuck did I do wrong?
And then I looked over...
...and I guess that was you who did some wrong!
Bro?! Let me kill
the zombie. I don't know what to say bro.
I don't know what to say.
That's not your
everyday donation brother.
Ah! That's not your everyday donation, brother. OB? Ha! HAAA!
Obi-Mug? Thousand dollars? That would be mug.
Thousand dollars?
Look at that! I got nothing, I'm getting hungry.
Bro... I'm hungry. Bro, why don't we just leave it at that guys?
Let's not be crazy.
We'll leave it at that I think.
Good ideas.
OB thank you so fucking much man.
Biggest win in the chat like I was saying.
Obvious cock pushups.
Maybe you're getting a new PR today.
Who knows?
Keep your...
... Keep your...
Thank you so much, Obi. I appreciate you.
Thank you for supporting the channel, man. Much love.
I'm joking!
What's up motherfuckers? It's me.
Not good you dickbag.
Yeah I'm shooting with my fucking wiener.
I have to go pee in this uh... what is this place?
It's a Napoleon remote can be. in this uh what is this place the napoleon to be to put the pope yep that place
this place sucks that's all I know.
Who the fuck is this guy?
The fuck are you talking about?
I saved this guy! I saved this guys life, he was dying.
Yeah yeah, he saved me.
Yeah.
Shoes hangin' on me. dollars get wrecked she was saying it dummy appreciate the fiber dude much love for all appreciate you brother thank
you so much for supporting me i was in my head man i was in my head i
was daydreaming a little bit
There's loudest fuck Jimbo's dumb as fuck so don't expect a lot from him, bro
Oh shit, he doesn't even reply. He's dumb as fuck
Hey look at it
Like that dog Here soon nice fish we gotta get that all out of here soon
yes i'm uh i need to get limber bro you know what i'm saying
you get limber
Fucking talk about me
Are we striking are you shot number go I get shots shot
Hey, no drink And what about this guy? What if he's got plumb of some shit, you know, but he still gotta he's still got a starter problem we could share it oh true
do you think he didn't eat the plum already i don't know does he look like
the kind of guy who wakes up and immediately eats his light. To the left! Red shirt!
Echo echo...
Act natural act natural
Hey we're friendly!
We're friendly!
Friendly! Friendly! Friendly! Friendly!
Are you friendly? Hey!
We're friendly as fuck.
We are so fucking friendly right now.
Did you eat your plum?
Yeah what happened to your plum?
Can I have that please?
Cucumber. That's the price you paid to be our friend.
Yeah, well-taxed!
You better share that with me.
I'll split it up.
One two three four five bites
Five bites they There you go.
What's up?
I'm blitzing.
Oh shit dog.
He just busted your jaw open.
Holy shit.
Go beat his ass bro.
Go beat his ass.
You're going to love it.
You got to kick his ass.
Kick his ass bro.
The pink is fucking ass.
Come on. We're friends and he's the enemy, get him!
You wanna roll with us? You gotta kick his ass!
There can only be- there's only room for three of us
And you two are the weakest fucking links so go!
There's only room for three of us You gotta defend yourself! He's gonna fucking kill you!
Don't let him go, get him!
It's you and him!
What the fuck? You can't just run away.
Fight him!
You can do it! um Oh, oh, oh. He just keeps running. It's like you can't...
Dude we can't even have a good fucking box fight and shit
You're just gonna let him hit you he's over here OHHHHHH SHIT! Nice. Holy... You smellin' them shoes?
Oh shit! Quit fuckin'
Tarantino 1, holy shit!
Gettin' them shoes.
Well shit, so Mohawk fucking sucks mate like it's always like there's nothing man there's always some guy camping with a crossbow.
Exactly yup yup.
Fuck.
He still alive that guy
I'm officially starving my ass off
Are we eating this guy or what? What are we doing?
We can fish with this shit
We have a... uh.. we need a knife Well let's fish with this shit. We have a... Uh, we need a knife!
Well, let's fish with him.
Mm-hmm, I'm down.
I need a knife.
You got a knife?
Pick up the knife.
Yeah.
Yo, you got a knife, Jimbo?
Nah.
She could make a wooden knife.
Help!
Okay, all right. All right, we'll get it out of here. Help! We kill another guy,
we kill another guy
Indiana Jones is fuckin' in
a doubt. We make a knife out of that
Hey, wait a minute! He's up!
Welcome back to reality!
Yeah you stole my kill bitch!
You taking my stats right now?
what's going on
ok, now you got beef
now we got fucking beef
you stole my kill
I was beating the brakes off of you i was beating the brakes off of you earlier You stole my kill! You stole my kill.
I wanted to fuck with them longer. Yeah... Hey, hey, hey. Is he dead? Is he dead?
Yeah, he is.
You son of a bitch to me, bitch.
Oh I didn't! I light attacked you!
I don't even know what made me bleed.
What the hell is wrong with this guy? get behind bleeding out
what the hell is wrong with this fucking guy
i tell you this motherfucker was running after me for two towns bro. He's running after me for two towns!
Like, hadn't you just recognized him?
No no yeah yeah my chat was like that's Simon and I was like what? What are you guys talking about?
And then like...I kept running and I was okay
Like he's far back enough I'll just hide in this bush
and watch his clip
I watched the clip, I tabbed back in and he was yelling at me.
Right click Maxxon.
At the top of his lungs bro.
You just right clicked it.
Yeah yeah yeah Obiemug went crazy on the donut today, man.
He had a little...
You know?
Obi-Mug had to fucking say what was up.
You know what I mean?
He had to fucking put his foot down.
He had to let them know know what do you mean how did you die man
i got shot by some random guy with a magnum how come i can't spot people
before they spot me.
No idea. Where the fuck are my eyeballs?
Can you like, can you turn off leaves and uh...
grass or no?
I'm playing a full down FOV.
I see everything.
Yo, you know what's crazy about this?
Are you being serious?
You wanna know what's so crazy about this?
My zoom doesn't even get zoomed
very far at all because I'm already fucking massively zoomed
okay hold on
this is zoom the in fuck in. Holy fuck!
It's like zooming, it's like playing with your middle click zoom in almost.
Yeah I'm putting that all the way back bro, I can't.
This is too zoomed in. I can see everything, Noddy.
You think it's better with that FOV shit?
I can see everything.
How about this, how about this? I'm thinking like I start a new wave here and that's my FOV. Nothing crazy?
F-wave or something?
My fists...I can't even see them when I put em up. Or I can. They're on the bottom 20% of my screen. My fists
Where do your fists go if you hold right click?
Probably like
30%, maybe
If you're holding right click and walking backwards or just hold the mic like
i think he's like 30 got it also where the is this crackhead going
where'd he go you just kept going oh awesome them What if I was just insane on this FNV? I think it's a little too much. I don't think you're gonna like it once you get into a fight, I'll be honest.
I think it's a little too much...
I think if I was being serious, I'd 50% ask you not to be a bad idea.
Actually maybe a little less.
Like actually think
I can play like this.
Oh. Um This town is probably all fucking looted but
Let's look anyways man
What do you wanna lick?
I didn't say lick I said let's look What do you want to lick?
I didn't say lick, I said let's look.
You're making fun of my accent man.
Do you have an accent?
Oh really? Someone was cut up here really. Yeah and there's a bunch of clothes in
here too, somebody's... somebody's here.
About to be right on food tube, man.
What the hell? You just...
Going for a strike? No strike no good no good no
good get caught that's how fucking good
whoever's lagging a little bit? Mm-hmm.
Hey, what the fuck?
I saw your...I just saw your shirt
get ruined before my very eyes and
so I thought something was wrong. Yeah, this fucking shit's laggin' bro. I'm gonna go in before my very eyes and slow myself down.
Yeah, because this fucking shit's lagging, bro.
Found a knife.
I found the bag that I can't... oh my god.
Think I found our boy, this isn't our boy is it?
This guy's hurt and in this room right here let's kill him!
Come on!
Oh our boys are... come on
oh my god yes oh my god he knocked me out with the got him grab his shit man uh that's all I'll take.
Oh, you're a chicken.
No way you just tried to fucking murder me, bitch!
What the hell?
You just call it dibs on everything, huh?
Yeah. Guess what you gotta do out here you know i'm saying he's got me claim on damn that was struggling
hey you know i got that guy loose when you guys used to call my kill now
yeah we did too you're right but you were. To be real though, you were limping. We came in fresh.
You know? You tagged me in, you know what I mean?
Yeah, I guess so. I was kinda hoping that you guys would show up me in you know what i mean the other guy yeah i guess i was kind of hoping
you guys would show up because i knew he'd have my back we've
been through so much of course Is this FOV tripping you guys out or no? leave me alone We're just making some, we're just trying to make the other ones look more and more normal. Okay? Doesn't this one look almost normal now it probably wouldn't have before
maybe we'll do something here
no diff i'm starving man we gotta cook this bitch up man.
Yeah we do man.
See you kill the naked guys but I killed the guys who got guts, bro.
See the difference between me and him?
What's the difference between me and you?!
You stole that fucking kill!
You didn't kill him, okay? He was already injured.
Yeah but then I did a perfect step off to the side sprint in
heavy attack with the with the you know with your weapon i just found
you know while you sat back with the thumb on just found, you know? While you sat back with a fucking thumb in your hand.
Alright?
Missed your thumbs always on your hands but
You know what I'm talking about
I didn't want to say butt, couldn't think of mouth
Don't you dare fuckin fucking punch me right now piece of shit
well i'm writing food man yeah i'm glad about it
what lucky i didn't have bullets in that shotgun. You'd be dead right now.
Imagine if you just had a bullet in it, and it just fucking shits on me.
Shit, now he's holding his own gun. Shut up, shut up! You're a nut.
Yeah. Boom, you're both dead.
I double clicked you.
Now I want to eat this want B. Now, I want A.
Ah, you already fuckin' lost.
Hey Joe, it's on you both!
I grabbed the box of ammo...
So looks like I'm in charge of this group then.
That puts me in charge since i've got all the power
you can't see back here I'mma get this chicken going into here. You guys just protect me out there,
Just stay out there with your guns.
You gonna cook that food up?
Yeah! I'm working on it!
I need- I'm just working on it right now.
Working on it huh? You're not to eat that shit without us, right?
I'll get you bark.
No!
Nothing.
He's eating! No, no, stay outside!
Stay out-
Fuck you!
I mean it'll-
You're eating it raw!
He's eating the shit out of me!
I'm not gonna eat that shit!
I don't want to eat it!
I don't wanna eat it!
I don't want to eat it!
I don't want to eat it!
I don't want to eat it! I don't want to eat it! I don't want to eat it! You're eating it raw!
He's eating the chicken raw!
Alright, I'm gonna go. This is the last one!
It's the last one and I'm eating it all!
He's eating the chi-
What the fu-
Fuck!
I'm so fucking hungry!
Look at me, I could've cooked it up!
Be kidding.
Look at me dog! I don't have time! Look at me, dog. I'm wearing a dress
I'm fucking starving, dog
What the fuck?
Yeah, I'm gonna run away.
Can you let us know what kind of food you got?
Okay what kind of food you got? You ready, Scott? Hey. Let's do that now.
Okay.
Okay.
Oh!
Mike, Mike,
that's my friend!
You can't just...
Oh God!
You can't...
I'm sorry.
I hate you and You fucking dickheads went on the side of me like you were about to jump in there. You son of a bitch, I'm gonna kill you. You understand that?
You're dead. You're fuckin' dead.
YOU'RE DEAD! YOU DON'T HAVE A NAME! you're dead what's your name before you're dead
you don't have a name i don't have a name your dad is what you are Oh shit! Oh shit!
Oh shit he's got us.
Oh my god, oh my god!
What the fuck?
Just shoot him you dumbass!
Just fucking shoot him, he's right there! What are you doing?
He makes you...
He fucking eats people.
You okay?!
He's hurt! You're hurt.
Fuck you, this is the worst day of my life!
This is all your fault!
I wish I'd ever met you!
Jesus Christ.
You ate all the chicken!
I'm gonna do it again too.
Where are you at?
Crossbow?
Oh, shit.
You scared the shit out of me.
I love you, baby. I love you baby! What did you got? You crazy!
Can you at least avenge me bro?
Come back! You at least avenged me, bro. Nice one now. nice so wow so so I got food on me so so so so All right.
What's going on?
Ultra days!
Yo, yo, yo, uh... Jujy pooch dropping the fifty dollars says bump fights ac edition so we're
still keeping it up ten minutes later thank you so much for the fifty dollars brother i
appreciate that very very kind to you juji pooch thank you for spawning like that
very kind i don't know what to say that's crazy that we're still doing it 10 minutes later
doing the same bum fights thank you for the 50 pounds it's a lot of money appreciate supporting the channel
everyone knows ob mug is gonna charge back in about that life, you know.
Juzin thanks so much brotherly brother. Appreciate it. Bless the man. Yeah, I'm spotting.
You see how my FOV got that spot first?
I ain't playing no more. so You big doofus.
Oh!
I got stuck on the table.
Hmph.
I didn't see him again, man. Bro, that guy had so many bolts he had a full thing of revolver ammo and he had to reload for his revolver.
What the? Where...
Where the fuck is my loot?!
I just want to defend myself!
I was actually fucking him up. He's lucky.
What the fuck this person up? so so I can't see. Oh, I'm sorry. um He ain't mean, did he? let's see him What the fuck?
How do I lose track of these people? Maybe he goes up here? here so The only place you can go is either still back there or up here, right?
I feel like I would have seen them if they went up there. Slugging the river I guess. so so Okay.
I'll take a repeater or some shit.
I just need to defend myself on this fucking life, man. this guy's got to be further back and didn't leave when I left.
Right?
Isn't that the only explanation?
Could he be ahead of us now, no?
Where did the guy with the gun go? here I can't problem this dude just started eating raw chicken, this motherfucker. Motherfucker. That naughty gets crossbowed. I see what you're capable of in the fight.
You really showed a lot last round.
Excuse me, bitch?
I've seen your crossbow fucking bowed.
I didn't expect him to turn around and shoot me in the fuckin' chest!
Motherfucker, I wasn't even swingin' at him!
You know what I'm sayin'?
I was just gauging what we were doing
And he shot me in the chest with a fucking crossbow.
I mean, do you not remember me fucking
you up? Or what like... Nah
listen, you were dumping your
ass! You were dumping your stam you were dumping your stand. I was being in my bag
Yeah, getting back at who's on me Donnie swinging on your bet just I was fucking
Eating you up. I mean what else?
Let me find you again I'm beating you up. I mean, what else? You know what I'm saying? Listen bro, you want to run it back?
Let me find you again.
I'll run it back.
I'll beat your goofy ass, bro.
You ain't being shit.
You getting smoked.
Well, I beat shit bro.
Where's your spawn town bitch?
I'll let you know when we get there.
You don't see a sign?
I didn't remember if...
Or I didn't see it yet. I guess I saw it but I don't remember. I don't remember if I... Oh, I didn't see it yet.
Not sure.
Yeah, I guess I saw it but I don't know what it was.
Chat maybe?
Lions to Tiuga.
Tiuga.
Why you mocking me?
You got a problem bitch?
Yeah obviously. Wanna knock knock you out on DayZ.
We ain't knocking shit out, bitch!
We running the ones
really?
Yeah when we're full geared
and whenever
we come across each other
not to the death but whoever gets knocked
the fuck out first loses or gives up
okay
sounds good
so you can tap
or take your knockout but you gotta wake em up
you're gonna tap, that's what's going to happen
i ain't tapping shit. Round and round.
I ain't tapping shit.
Yeah, we'll see.
If I forget to fucking embarrass what's about to happen... Yeah, we'll see!
You think one little fight in a fuckin' phone booth in here you're good it was a thor Found some peaches in a car.
Shit obviously wasn't you...
I need a knife though, I've needed a knife the last couple of lives bro.
We all have cut up that fucking- I can't believe them motherf that motherfucker started eating the food raw
He could've cooked that shit up and chilled
He started chomping on it raw
He got all of us killed bro
For sure
Like bro why are you bro for sure Ha ha!
What the fucking spear? I'm trying to get into.
What's that?
What are you trying to get into?
My can of peaches?
Nice.
Do you have a knife? Can you open it for me?
I'll throw it to you. You open it, you throw it back...
No problem. I'm friendly.
That's me sneezing. Back up a little bit, I'm sneezing.
Talk to me. I don't want to get sick from you.
Yes sir.
... so Thank you. Appreciate it. You too. Hey man, where'd you go?
Yeah, are you in here?
Can you cut up this chicken for me
so I can get the bone knives at least leave it right here
oh yeah sure this man can at least give a start on
my knife thing I've seen anybody using a fucking spear
oh thank you brother appreciate it What's your name?
Jimbo
What's your name?
Jimbo
Jimbo?
Yeah
I'm Caps i'll uh ask alaska i'll ask for your name so
i don't kill you later okay caps jim right
yeah jimbo and caps gotcha all
right Jimbo I'll ask your name too
have a good one
oh Lee this man came out with a knife so I'm not going to let you go.
Crazy, crazy, crazy. I wasn't about to start a fight with the guy who had time to make
the spears. You know what I mean?
I don't even know how to make a fucking spear! But, I do know that would probably be problematic
if I was charging in to hit him, if he had a spear.
Yeah? I put two and two together...I made a
business decision.
You get a stick, you sharpen it with the knife. That's it!
Long stick and a bone knife...
It sucks? What? So heartwarming to see Jimbo make a friend that he's gonna whore hair later.
That man just tipped himself and he doesn't even know it.
Bro, don't say that!
It's situational, it's like the
similar animation to the pitchfork
on set I imagine. Oh, that's him.
He's going up there! I didn't even think he could go up there.
Chicken.... I'm sorry. uh um I'm going to make some gloves now, which is easier. so so uh uh Oh, my God. Nice job.
Nice, nice. so so so uh uh sir
oh is he trying to fly them?.
.
.
We'll take these pills right after this and we'll be good.
Bro, are you drinking the bloody hands? Nah, they're a nice handle.
They're gloves handles, whatever gloves you put on them are a great handle.
You don't have to take them off, there's still some left in here. I have the gloves, hand over. Whatever gloves you can come out and wear, hand over.
You don't have to take them off if they're still in your blood.
I'm in Ontario by the way.
Oh yeah? You got a bloody where? Hurrah maybe? I forgot
Okay, and I have a sign that tells me
there's three towns that I can go to
so let me know and I will go in the direction
Always go to Obadago.
Obadago's fucking two miles away, alright?
I'll head there after I loot.
Oh yeah, loot something close first.
Ain't shit here but
not a temp too.
Man, I'm sick this is game ridiculous I'm glad there
imagine this guy so hmm
hey man hey having a barbecue man you wanna
are you hungry Come on in!
It's you!
There is plenty man!
It's YOU! Maybe?
Are you the guy that got really hungry?
Okay.
Where's the gas what's that gas noise oh this Somebody help!
I kinda need that lamp.
You can't come in here!
Come on man, I need to...
Shit. Huh. Heh.
Heh.
Heh.
Shit, Tom.
UGH! Yo man... You okay? I'm just trying to cook some chicken oh go for it man jesus christ you didn't have
to blow me out okay yeah thank you
sorry oh i'm sorry so Okay. Wait, I didn't pick up the bark did I?
Fuck.
Yo! nope so I do all this shit because of that nice man i didn't invite you to a barbecue smh
i shouldn't do anything bro so hmm so I found that dude again, I'm pretty sure.
The one who ate all the...
...the chicken?
I walked into a room and he was just eating all this human meat.
What?! He's checking us in.
That was actually a crackhead.
Did you kill him or did he die? No, he just ran off.
I don't know if I should do that to people, Chad.
It might ruin the run. Hold on to it.
Nah, I'm gonna make a mistake and eat it myself, chat.
Oh?
It's not what it looks like!
I found it- It's not what it looks like.
I found it, I found it like this!
I found it like this okay?
I found it- look I'm cooking chicken man
Why would I be cooking chicken if I had human meat?
I don't know what you're cooking.
I'm cooking chicken!
Well, it seems like a fucking cooked human flesh right here that you're not such a nice guy, you know?
Chicken, man. Chicken.
What's your name? uh
thanks
um
I'm Jimbo
you should You call me Slim, sweet thing?
Who?
Slim.
Gotcha!
I think I know him.
He don't know me so I'm not gonna act like I know him. He could't know me, so I'm not gonna act like I know
him. He could've poisoned us.
You didn't poison this brisket?
It's already
open and shit, you know. It's just a little weird, yeah.
It may have a little bit of dirt in it but that's about it.
Nothing you won't eat.
Okay.
You see a fella back there.
What's that guy's name again? Hold on, it was very brainstorm here.
Cliff or something like that. What is it?
Caps! His name was Caps.
Um no... A dude in a yellow fucking jacket
tried to push me.
He does.
Yeah, I know that guy. That was-that guy was eating human meat.
He's a little fucked up and then...
Well he's not fucked up no more!
Oh fuck. He's not fucked up no more.
Oh, we'll see... he probably already- oh what is this?
That's human meat.
This is him, isn't it?
Wait. This is the spear guy!
Wait...
Who killed this guy?
Joe the Meat Guy may have killed this guy.
No I killed that guy.
Oh you did? Okay.
Yeah he fucking came behind me like he was fucking stealthy.
Oh... He was a fuckin' bad guy?
Well, yeah. Oh, he was a fucking bad guy?
Well, we give him food and shit.
Dude had a head torch on him. You want one?
He had two head torches on, bro. Take one.
Do you have battery for that one? Steak knife...
Got a sharp on him.
That's kind of balling out a little bit, not gonna lie.
Fucking holding it out on the rest of us! What the fuck? Yeah let's do a spear now.
He tried to sneak up on you?
Mhm.
Had to put this little baby ass here and everything.
Damn okay. and put his little baby ass here and everything yeah okay
it seemed like he was cool
wait i need a rope.
Let me think here... probably gotta get rid of this guy.
Oh, I was just going to cut one of those motherfuckers up but that works
where are you heading to wherever this road takes me Bones on body and ass too.
I have hooks, I have rope we're good.
You guys should trust this brisket, we're doing it. What's in the closet? Want a present?
Uh, it sounds like's not a bullet.
It's in your pants?
No no no no, it's something like that. Just don't fuck me over.
It's badly damaged and one bullet at a time.
It'd be pretty fucking tough to fuck you over with.
Hey, if you got 60 shots in there all you need is an egg.
Man, why? Man, why?
I'm just saying...
Fucking you over would be tough. You might actually wear a bullet before...
You might actually just wear one and then that'd be ten.
Maybe how do you know you it, I don't know.
Guess we have everybody died so it's not looted. Quick duck tape on it and you fucking worse bro.
Ooh, bullets!
Pass me a cables I have to make hay bolts.
Just need to find a BK I dropped one all the way back there like before 10 I swear our bandages don't get infected as easily. Nose and ammo if you come across a node miraculously.
Hmm, probably.
You're probably in the bull's-eye because you won't get to go.
Oh yeah, we have a
check this real quick for
DK
... so so It would be nothing.
Oh, the pumpkin season.
That's the dude from last one that killed you? Is it, are you sure? I'm gonna just go. Hey man, I really gotta get a motherfucking backpack some things bro Hey, thank you Gritty.
I appreciate you my man.
100% the same guy.
Is it like his
same life? And he's not doing that well considering.
Yeah, but he also asked me to not him over
i've been trusted chad we'll We'll let him kill me slide.
It's not like he had a choice. so so No, Chad. No chat. I can't. Oh is that ruined?
Oh it's badly damaged. Let's go!
Huge.
It's too late chat. We're not betraying anybody after this long.
That's just how I roll. Sorry.
Don't hate me.
Even if he killed me, I mean,
I think it's my decision he killed me, you know?
He killed me, not you.
Think I'm allowed to make that choice. I'm willing to say this is a new life.
I'm an RP player after all. I'm going to learn this lesson.
No, I haven't.
There's no lesson
that I've learned here
from not teaming up with people, but
I won't team up with any more people. Two man... two-man only.
Yeah yeah see now I see that.
I do remember him.
That's what I'm saying.
I remember grouping with him.
He has killed me before.
Sometimes people like to extend through different lives, right?
Like you killed me before.
You know what I mean?
Which is cool.
I'm down with that too.
I do both of them a little bit back and forth
but sometimes just forget about the last life
and let's roll.
No! What the... I can get him, I can get him. He's got an arrow in his leg!
Look at this guy. One on one thigh and the other.
That's a fucking pain in the ass.
I guess we got fired. uh...
and Oh. oh So what's your plan? You gonna keep going to the big city or just cross and do the passage?
Uh, I'm not even close to looting for passage stuff so I'm gonna be going probably to a city to get an armor.
Something like that. Probably to a city to get an armor.
Something like that.
I don't know if he's trying to dig him up, it looks like the U.
Here we can do it for a bit. If you go back in...
Yeah I'm not in the fucking sanity man game
Yeah, I'll double shoot you if you need any food or anything like true Better than most. Yep, true.
There we go. Just had double head torch on that guy
is kind of insane I've been getting gunned down the last few lives, actually pretty much all day.
Pretty much all day so See that?
Sure.
He has a lot of 380 rounds already. so... Did you die after
you got the maker? No, we still have a maker.
The Maker run is still going
We lived through the final fight that
we had there. Almost died though. The guy knocked me out and he killed
Bosh, so Bosh is dead.
Then our teammate killed the guy.
Then that guy
had a shitload of stuff.
I think the best way to stay replenished out there is just PvP.
I'm gonna go fuck myself, I guess.
I thought I got fucking kicked again god damn so so so so so. All right. Sorry, I really just put you on the line.
You know what?
I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to.
I was trying to get this done for you.
I don't want to be a burden to you anymore.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I'm so really was playing with Ellie.
I thought I was muted.
I apologize for hearing the stupid talk to your dog talk.
Give me a sec, chat and get a little stretch
Well you guys couldn't hear? Okay..... I'm gonna go back to Yeah, buddy.
Yeah, I'm here one sec. There you go. Okay. so so All right. Alright.
Where we going? Odondaga?
We goin' to Odondaga?
We goin' to Odondaga?
... so so What's that? Oh, you're here too?
What's that?
I thought it was you.
Haha, can't really hear you, son.
Oh my god. Do you smoke by any chance?
Uh... nah.
You know about that one occasion, right?
Yeah. nope mhm what?
if we're going into this town, I'll give you a real good idea.
You need food?
Thank you you Two slugs. I died here last time.
I was eating a pumpkin on this road and someone shot me in the back.
I think there's more road and someone shot me in the back. so Yeah, Brad thanks for the 34 months man. Appreciate you brother.
Yo, Beerzy thanks so much to The Prime or Bulba thanks for the resub as well.
Appreciate you guys. What'd ya say?
What's the plan? We just rushing to PD and then go get some filters?
Yeah, PD
fire station, uh bunch of
prop cars, a little bit of the basics like uh...
maybe checking some leather kits. Check that we need armors big time
Yeah just I need a little bit of everything to be honest with you
food and shit too
So just go dick on someone. So...
You wanna just get like a very basic loadout and then go camp somebody at passage?
Sometimes I'll just go with what I got
Like if I gotta go with six rounds or more
I'll just look for somebody who's cool at pencil
Take their shit and go
Yeah okay, I mean
Camp, what kind of pussy do you think I am? Yeah, okay. I mean...okay.
Camp? What kind of pussy do you think I am? Okay, not necessarily camp but try to catch people on a window of opportunity.
No, something like that I guess. Yeah, so listen. Three's a crowd basically.
Okay.
Behind each other. uh oh There'll be a red house there. Yeah, let me check. Shit. We need something, though. Oh no, man. Mass mass is huge.
Let's move on from there then.
I'm not sure if we can get through this one. That's nice, it's huge.
Perfect.
That's what we want from there, hold on.
Here take this. I'm gonna be in the piano room just in my head for a second. Just do your thing and I'll be back in a minute.
No you're good. I'm just going to clear out these numbers.
Caroline needs me upstairs so... shot so so so so so.. so....... so so....... I'm here meeting.
Homemade pizza, Carolina made pizza. She need me to help her cut it.
Mmm mmm mmm What was this guy's name?
Oh, I think I remember. What was this guy's name?
Oh, um... I think I remember. Slim.
Calling all slims, calling all slims. You around?
Is this you?
It's me it's me. I haven't seen nothing so far
Is that your stomach, Alan?
You say it.
That wasn't your stomach right?
I don't know.
I think I'm cheering Nick.
Go run in the PD and clear it. How's your run going over there, man?
Yep.
You know what town you're in?
... Down here? Trying to get in. Onondaga?
Onondaga, okay, okay
I don't know where the fuck am i right now but
I will figure it out
There's a stab vest and a better shotgun up here
for you?
What?
Better shotgun. Nice.
Nice, nice. You want half of these rubber slugs?
Um... nah.
I'm just gonna go normal slug into the revolver and it should be fine. over I'm trying to look pretty cool. No wait...
Well, I'm not fucking born no more!
Yeah you kinda look like Robin Hood until you get a better hat.
Yeah yeah, I'm looking for a blue one here. so I'm going to go check the other side.
Chad, the thing about being around a police station like this is everything around it is police station type of loot. I'm pretty sure
so that's like...definitely want to check
them You definitely want to check them.
Looks like this isn't normal industrial...
This is, you know, police stations having a real show. It's actually probably better to keep a stab vest right now.
But do I want to just try and keep it for the spaceship? Maybe.
Well, okay. I guess we'll try to fix it.
Yeah same for hospitals? Correct yeah. Yeah!
Yeah hospital around.
No.. All right. so Okay. Hey, you don't have a cooking pot by any chance do you?
Nope not yet brother sorry.
God damn it.
Hey yo! You don't have a stab bishop? yeah I don't know if you want me to throw your face. Oh, she got me! I'm gonna pass on the skinny jeans, Master.
I know you like them but I'm more of a straight-jeans kinda guy.
No no no... they make my ass look big, dog!
I feel it. dog so wow Pointing at the bolts, you don't lose it.
It's so easy to crash some fucking bullets.
Make if your mind. make it Alright.
How many bolts do you like to roll around with when you have it?
It depends, if I'm early and just spawn in, I'll craft 30 of them, motherfucker.
Yeah, so you don't have a problem? Do you worry about the feathers at all?
I mean it depends, like feathers are good if you're shooting that bitch from a long ways away. If you were gonna get up close and personal then I wouldn't see no feathers.
Okay.
How far, like would it be accurate?
Well we'll figure that out.
Holy shit! I'm running a car, I'm running a car.
Oh my god.
What have you done?
Be careful, there's a building I can't handle it.
Close the closet!
Get out of there, brother! The fucking dickhead's in the way.
I'm gonna help you, you know?
I'm going to block him out.
Get outta, man!
Trying to get them all in here. Mugna's dead. He has a rope if you want it so I'm going to find a gas. wow so Nice. Hmm.
Nice ones, lads! Got one... nice ones Now we're deadly, bruh. Okay, which food you got on you?
Zero.
You said zero? Zero... I haven't found any
cans in the town.
I think I've been living behind you a little bit, you know what I'm saying?
Get the fuck out of here.
There's another boat right here. uh He's beating my ass!
Thank God for the zombie update.
I'm going to give a lot more about me now that I remember. zombie update. Do you have a leather pit or a
flop sheet? I do have a pocket can i use it
i'm worried that the zombie's gonna ruin ruin it. Oh, can of beans! Look!
Found something!
Now you get it! There you go!. so Alright, we're in business.
12th.
Um...
Where do you want interiors of here.
Let's do what you would normally do, I want to kind of see how you play.
Dude, I'd just rush over there and kill someone, take the ship and go.
Let's go!
Show me how we do that.
Let's do it.
It's like how you beat someone up in the first one time, you do it with a gun and stuff.
Yeah but show me where you like to camp or move into a particular position.
Motherfucker!
What what what? I'm sorry
Thanks for coming get me on that Giga Chad Vibe Zog. I gotta push every fight I see.
Oh, okay.
That's fair. How many hours do you have in Tarkov?
I've only got like 14.
Like how many?
4000 Gotcha, gotcha How many?
4000 Gotcha, gotcha
What about DayZ?
DayZ is a little bit low. They got like 2k in DayZ
I've never gone the passage under gear and not ready to go through.
So we'll see how this goes.
I mean, we can go hit the airfield.
It's just right up there if you want.
But fuck it, we're gonna do it your way
because I feel like you're just bitching at me now, Bram.
No! No, I wanna do it your way though.
I'm saying that like...
Nah, nah, nah. We're going to the passage right now bro
Let's go. Nope nope Too late. We're gonna to passage right now, bro. Let's go. Nope, nope. Too late.
We're gonna get air fuel and we're gonna get mine.
No that's wussy stuff I would do
that let's go to passage
I wanna see how you look for a fight, cause i'm interested.
I wanna get off and do it too
Even if it doesn't work out who cares?
There you go.
What do you call airfield, by the way? Is that one we can see right there?
Um... I just call it a fucking small airfield. There's some bigger one on the other side. Looks like we hit those military gear. I'm on to cross.
I'm planning on doing some different ones, but I guess that's on our side and it's just hard to tell. so oh yeah Oh, fuck yeah. I can't see much gas left. I'll meet you!
Shit...
I've never seen a spawn on this side of the airfield so i don't know if they can quite really so I feel like duct tape should be able to fix all shoes man. so Like, if your shoes are fucked up in a zombie apocalypse,
Are you gonna ask someone for a leather fucking working kit?
Or are you gonna ask someone for some motherfucking working kit are you gonna ask them for
some motherfucking just maybe
but I think it just got to Abobadaga.
A little bit lower?
I think I just got here.
Yeah, I think I'm at Abobadaga. Ooh, we're close.
Want to he up?
Yeah, motherfucker.
I've been looking for your bitch ass.
Oh shit, we're still playing?
What?
We're still playing?
Alright, I'm getting out of here.
Go to the dam.
Go to the dam. go to the dam.
How did we get there?
Southwest or south of the wall.
I don't know what's up.
That was my last life. I'm pretty sure I am.
Big fucking tower, the big building...
Haven't seen any signs though.
You guys coming back? Oh yeah, I think it is a bubble dump. Are you guys coming back here?
No, you don't have a revolver do you?
Um...I'm probably just gonna rock this up.
RAAAARGH! I'm probably just gonna rock this. What the fuck? That's...
What the fuck was that?
Chewie! My heart! oh chewy my heart uh uh so oh Oh yeah, they killed the ammo in that room. So are you coming back here or?
You gotta make way to us.
I'm gonna make my way to you guys.
Alright, um... the dam.
Yeah but how am I going to get there with no compass?
We gotta uh... I guess when he gets to dan with them figure it out with chat
let me see how we're gonna get to the dam.
Also, I remember you running with a guy who killed both of us.
Different life, bro.
How do you remember that?
What are you fucking RPing right now?
The water dumped us, bruh.
I mean um...
the ocean dumped us.
The ocean dumped us?! Really?
That's what he did?
Yup
He called out
Ocean dumped us
He said I ocean dumped you. He said, I oceaned up you.
You don't remember the thing?
Oh, I got good pants here.
Hey, that's how we want to do this, huh?
All right.
Yeah, what's the problem with that?
You know, one time Adam Crook wiped out my whole team.
And, you know, except for me. and instead of getting vengeance from my boys
i teamed up with them for hours
i don't know who the adam is and you should have killed him
oh what'd you say? I don't know if you want that. I dropped you a letter or something.
Oh, I'm down, sure.
... I'm just saying, every life you can choose. If it's a new life or if you have personal vengeance to go for
you know i mean it's different every time yeah yeah yeah yeah sure man
your rp you should know that better than me Sure, man. You're a fucking RPer.
You should know that better than me.
Yeah but this is not fucking RP!
Give it to my cop-cop-copy!
This ain't RP, man.
Go on a DayZ RP server then bitch.
What about the guy that you killed five times off of spawn i said sometimes i didn't say all the time i said you choose
what's wrong with that?
Nothing, man. Nothing.
I'm good.
I got tons of ammo for this role right now?
You don't get no 5-5 pick do you?
No... no.
I'll be on the lookout. Why would you get an og?
Yeah that's crazy, I just realized we got an og.
With a mag! How many boats in the night?
Man, look at that. That's insane. You want to hit this little green thing down here?
I thought you could only find me.
I thought you were only found. um ancient right here
that's why There's a hammer right here. This bumps.
I thought that was why you were standing there?
I was looking at the long one!
Nice, I mean shit bro
You're coming up right. Let's go!
Alright, so huge weir-
Alright guys... What?
No comment. No comment. is it this way
i usually just hug the uh I guess if anything... I can't see anything behind me. Nottie? how you doing brother?
You making your way downtown to the dam?
Yeah yeah yeah I'm not hiding in a building away from nine zombies that aggro me.
You're not doing that?
Definitely not.
That would be terrible if you were, you'd be a doofus.
I don't have a light though, that's the problem.
Me and this guy both do. You can just follow us. I can kill him and take his.
Nah, you can't kill him.
He knows we're going to pick you up.
Come on man! I can't betray people after... pick you up.
I can't betray people after these things, yeah? After
trust has been given
and trust is expected
I cannot betray that trust. Fine, I won't kill him but
I do need a light and I need to get to the dam so
I just found a zombie with light.
We can use this for our boy.
Oh, perfect! You can dash in for me.
Actually no, I don't.
I'm alive.
He's got his legs...
Fuck your shins!
Get his legs if you hit him.
Fuck, that was the flaggiest zombie I've ever seen.
Warren, let's go. 5- five five six on him too brother is
on his actual body i'll take the light Where the fuck are all these people at
semi-typical run goes
so i meet like fucking millions of people in spawn town and there's
fucking no one else.
I think other people are starting to make it through passage more often.
Andy?
There was a person with a gun on our left side there.
He just went right.
See this? This way then. Right of me! I don't know. Are you two?
Yes, we're friendly. Um are you friendly now?
What's your name?
You trying to join us or going to haunted hands?
What are you looking for first?
BANG! I got you covered on the awkward. You know what I mean?
Okay, saved ammo if you think about it.
Saved ammo! What do you mean? Shit you saved ammo to me
i got a bad feeling okay At least I got to kill ahead and get some more. Okay. so mp5 Christine MP5, pristine. Man, I got like two bullets for you.
This is gonna touch me in some way.
I've been wondering if they can fucking find my other guns and ammo and just get the fuck out of here today? I'm making my way to the dam. Little bro.
Sorry about that.
Yeah no mag but it's pristine so
might be kinda sick later. Yeah, I'd keep it.
You never know, you know?
I always look for the Foliatas even if they're low caliber.
Oh no!
I see Oms more than anything right here.
Yeah, I love OMS, bro. They're fun.
What are you shoving out?
There's three rounds in the bag for the MP5.
Thank you.
Alright, let's leave it out I guess.
Didn't look like he had everything.
That guy's gonna think twice before he waves at people in certain areas.
You know what I mean, Chet? You know what I mean?
Some of those...
you can't trust people with guns, man.
No I think if we keep going this way, we'll get a dam. Or, I mean mine.
Where's your buddy at?
He's gonna be down there, I think.
I'll check right now.
Are you still going to the dam?
Yeah.
How close are you?
No fucking idea, I'm keeping the water to my right and I'm running. That has not been any help.
Tell me what you find military places or something like that?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm following a little river right and by my calculations if it's a river
Between a bunch of rocks surely the dam is in one of these directions. So i'm taking a hill mary going right
And we're hoping stretching my outfit yeah i got you does your buddy need a mask or you've
got one in your bag you need a? I think he needs one.
Uh... A headlight.
Alright, I'll go pick up that second one in case-
Gas Mask. Okay.
Oh. Yeah.
We got you a gas mask and a head light.
Okay nice nice nice dude kevin said him and his group got to got through yesterday all off of one filter.
What?
They all got one filter and went.
Oh, each one had one filter?
Yeah.
Just one in their mask, and they just got through.
Damn, they probably speed ran that shit up.
They got the cart immediately.
Oh god damn it.
He's walking with water on his right so he should get to the dam.
Apparently I'm heading in the right direction, so...
We'll be at the dam soon hopefully.
If he's going right then he's going that way.
He's going south? Huh.
No you need to go with the water on your left.
Yeah we're at the northern dam right?
Well, the side that I'm on
is right.
Did you make it through a dam?
There's two different dams.
Yeah, but wouldn't we eventually meet...
You wanna loot these stuff?
Like in a dam or is this like a separate fucking dam?
I gotta put them all co-entitled like they go together,
like they're connected.
Okay, cool. They all coincide like they go together. Like, they're connected. Are they not connected?
They are connected! You wanna go through one fucking side while you don't have a light?
That's what they're connected to, that big tunnel we go through.
I see the dams.
Okay but which one?
I have no fucking idea.
I think you're gonna be at the one south.
I think he said the South Dam, the one south of Odom Daga.
Is there a crane at both dams? Did you pass by the military places when
you went there? Here take me.
I haven't passed by any military place yet.
I'm just getting out of town, like I just got out of town and
I'm running and I see the dam.
How much food do you have on your list? You probably gonna get more before we go.
I mean, I'll see you guys eventually in there, correct?
Three cans of one-time no food.
We got like two briefcases and a soda bottle.
Apparently this is the damn nearest incubation no it's not if you were then you weren't an odin doggo you're at onida i guess they look the same let's go
back let's go back guys i'm pretty sure he's told you I didn't know which place it looked like.
This guy is- I'm pretty sure he isn't at the damn we were at.
He just doesn't know if he's at fuckin' Onida or if he's at Odendaga.
This guy- he's new.
We're looking for a safe spot.
I'm like where are you going?
You got that backpack right there. Check this backpack.
Yeah, I was at a meet up earlier in the chest.
Look at this spot right here.
Well, I am at the other damn thing.
I'm just gonna lightly hit him in the head.
Damage, not bad. Let's go! I'm gonna be in this secure...actually, I'll just be in this big...
Fix yourself. That backpack is one of my favorite bags.
This one, like it still looks like it's camouflaged while maintaining like you
know good amount of space Ahem. Look at that.
See the difference? Not too much difference in space.
You want this Down there. Ready?
You want the assault bag?
Set back these two for some damn... Setback is 2% of the dam. We want to be heading north-ish
Can't wait for him to get in the fucking wrong town and then be gone
Oh my goodness hometown uh uh so Water should be out here.
But it's not, where are we?
Oh I see the damage.
We can hit these two barracks real quick. There's not too many zombies behind me, so...
I'm like three fucking guys here.
Yeah we have 3 right now alright? You have one and I have one...
How about we use the filters? Fuck yeah!
Yeah, we don't even need that many filters to get through this bridge.
We'll go. Okay, just go in there and we go loud.
We already hit these, right? Yeah.
Alright we're almost there. Are you high?
You hunkered down there or what?
I'm about to get inside right now. Wait, did you see
a yellow frame of yours? Yes, yes,
yes. You're at the wrong game.
You're at a middle one.
You're at a middle one.
I mean, I'll eventually see you down there. Would I not?
You're going down with no light?
I'm looking for light right now at the little spot that I'm at.
Oh bro! I just need to... Hold on. Get into a tree.
Yep, you might be right
Let me figure it out
You need to know where the fuckin' damn you're at bro!
You either went south or- I just told you which one
I'm at! Ah listen bro if I don't
Okay, you have a yellow crane at it yes
Yellow crane yes
He says he's that one with the yellow crane. I'm pretty sure that's south, right? That's not this one.
Or like the middle area?
Haven't been to the one with the yellow cream. I've only been this one and
the one on the right side of it.
Oh, there you go. That's got such a
fucking idea in it. I guess...
See he didn't figure that part out.
He thought he was Onondaga but then I was like
if he's at Onondaga he'd be at the
fuckin'...
Yeah
or whatever the fuck it's called
So we have to go with water on our right
yeah
No no no
We have to go past this water on our left- wait that doesn't make any sense right?
It's worth Onondaga North Bridge if we kept going yet all the-
Onee doesn't have a dam. this is the last stand that goes north or west
i'm about to pull up on my phone
i'm looking at him now i'm looking at him bro i I'm looking at a map.
Bro, I just need to know where the fuck you're at.
Give me a second. Let me go look at his fucking
screen.
Go look at it. I need to look at your fucking screen, bro.
I need to look at your fucking screen.
Look at it, bro.
God, my fucking Christ...
This guy's a doofus.
You know what would help you figure
out really easily next time? If you know
what city you're in, brother. Okay but I made a
fuckin' mistake man!
I even told you I don't know if this is Onondaga
and it looks like it bro. Don't look for
sign! It's a little important!
I did look for a fucking sign.
I couldn't find one and I got trapped in a building
with nine zombies on my bitch ass, okay?
Yeah you're at the one all the way south of us homie. You're a doofus
You were like Ontario or some shit
I have no fuckin'. Odendaga?
Then you're like, I don't even know. Yeah,
Odendaga went south. That's all he did.
Am I Game Crash?
Close, please. I can't click anything. Hold on.
Not that thing. I can't click. There we go.
Alright, I know where he is! Let's go go he's literally at the opposite dam as us
south still with me let's go we're going this way yeah just stick around there
all right how's it going Alright.
And your buddy better have like the fucking juice for us after making this fucking hard ass shit not knowing what city he's at. Nah, listen bro. He doesn't give juice he takes juice You gotta hold yourself back.
I'm not killing this guy, okay?
I know it's a frustrating time and I know he murdered us.
I don't know how you didn't murder him already, but it's fine.
But i'm not gonna kill him.
We got you a gas mask and a headlamp.
We're basically ready for the next area.
Didn't you just kill a random guy who waved at you?
Who?
You just killed the random guy that was waving at you, didn't you?
Yeah.
While you were with that guy?
Their morals are just random well we know
that we're going to pick you up so we know that we don't want more than
three in fact he told him hey man you want
to be our teammate we We're looking for a third.
So I knew immediately that no way around it. He's gonna murder me.
So we did. When he shot at them though, he didn't realize that he didn't have a magazine on him and only shot one bullet
So I followed up with the slug to his chest
And got down
Watch out for telling me that guy is talking hell of shit though
About who?
On me, man.
He doesn't even know who you are. Oh yeah, he said
that uh...he's like
You're gonna be juiced if
he's making us walk all this way for his ass,
He doesn't know what city he is in.
I said no man,
He doesn't give juice, he takes juice.
You gonna let this guy kill both of us and then shit talk me. What a fucking friend you are huh?
Listen bro, you just gotta learn to let things go man.
What do you mean let things go?
He's still talking shit!
He doesn't even know you.
You don't even know him.
It does a motherfucker...
Exactly and he's still shit-talking.
He doesn't even know me.
Even if I got no loot bitch,
and use the random of the squad bitch You don't even know... Even if I got no loot, bitch. And?
Use a random of the squad, bitch!
I'll kill ya!
Man shut the hell up.
Stop getting your accent all over the orders.
I'm not getting it anywhere. What the fuck are you talking about?
That's what I'm saying. so Do you have a gun?
Uh, well my mag just disappeared so...
I need to speed up. disappeared so my mag literally just poofed out of thin air the only mag I
have for this fucking gun it just disappeared.
An MK2
I also have a BK No, no. I have a BK with no ammo though
A BK18 and I also have an FX
Yeah, I got both of your BKs uh...
yeah almost there brother. so Well at least I know the South Dam is the one with the yellow train.
You guys coming here right?
No no no we have for you to come.
I'm just to start screaming.
I swear to God, because you literally told me we're on the land.
This is not on me bro!
This is NOT me, bro. This is not me, bro. so Did he pass me?
Where the fuck's the dam? Isn't there another dam this way?
Am I tripping, bro?
Isn't that the mine right there?
Yeah.
We keep going this way and we're hitting the mine.
Like here we go.
That's hitting mine.
Best of the mind? Do we pass it?
Bro where's the south end at bro?
Uh literally fucking right outside of uh... Onida bro.
I ran like 2 centimeters bro.
Wait that- so wait Oni- So the dam is on the west?
I have no compass and know no directions brother.
Onida's not...
If you keep the water...
Onida's a big giant...
No way man.
It doesn't make any sense though. It doesn't make any sense though.
I was just at Onina right?
Are you reading the map?
I'm looking on a map. If we're at mine right now, remember that was mine right there?
You know that's mine, right?
So we're right parallel to one another.
Oh never mind, never mind, never mind.
I was at Ontario.
Yeah and then you went up the dam...
And followed the AAS so yeah, so I was at Ontario
and I went straight to the fucking rocks
and kept the water to my right
I didn't cross the pipe
You went all the way around yeah yeah so so if you guys are across
from where the pipe is you keep the water to your left right at the yellow okay across
the way there should be a yellow crane.
That's what we're looking for.
A yellow crane.
I'm so confused.
We are at at we're north of the mine passing the pipe cross
i think if we cross here and then just continue with the water on the right we get there we'll find the yellow
cream you know what i'm saying my stream real quick yeah you should i saw the yellow crane
on your string no that's not really about i've been there before okay trying to figure out where I saw it, but... Yeah, yeah. But where?
I've been there before.
Okay.
Trying to figure out where.
So we're crossing the pipe for the other side right now.
Okay do you know the broken bridge?
Is there multiple broken bridges on this street?
Um no.
Okay so do you know the broken bridge? You don't! multiple broken bridges on this trip? Um, no.
Okay, do you know the Broken Bridge?
That's where we were.
I don't understand.
We're so confused.
The Broken Bridge
is right next to the crane.
I know how to get
to the one entrance and I don't know how to get to the one entrance, and I don't know how to get to that one.
I thought I did.
Working on it though.
Alright, alright.
We crossed over, and now have the water on our right.
There should be water in our right now, right chat? To get to the yellow?
I mean there is no way it's any lower than us, right?
It's south of us.
It has to be...
It has to be water and water.
Yeah you said you didn't cross.
You went all the way around that big cup of tight water.
Nah I just went- yeah I just went around.
Yeah yeah, yeah.
I mean if there's only one broken bridge bro then...
You know what I'm saying? The bridge is right here.
That one's not broken...
He says he can see a broken bridge where he is at, so we gotta get that broken bridge.
Oh okay I know where it is
oh man we went the whole wrong way
Yeah
I don't understand how that makes any sense. How come we couldn't see...
Oh look at that. Another gas mask.
How come like you couldn't see the yellow paint?
Another gas mask!
What the this?
It doesn't make any sense. So there is only one dam on the whole map,
There are not two dams.
Am I wrong?
I need to look at this map and mark shit for myself.
There is two. If there's two, we ran all the way
south! Where the fuck is it?
We're running north now, and we're looking
at the same one that we've looked at...
Are you hearing any type of shots right now?
Yes.
I'm hearing those shots as well.
Man, this map got me confused bro.
Sunsets where?
In the...
in the...
Sunset's in the west.
Okay so I'm like far east. Apparently I'm at
The Little Dam. You heard shots. You're close bro.
There's no other way that we can be than us running with the water on our right now so...
Okay yeah, eventually you'll see the fucking crane in the sky right?
This is the damn we were at before right?
Okay so somebody who the provider reviewed me and they said I was at Oneida. And from Oneida I went to The Rocks, followed the water, okay?
Kept it on my ranks out and got to the dam.
I don't know if that helps you, but...
That's not good. Yeah it does, you doofus.
I said this earlier, but I was making sure.
Literally straight across from Onida is this fucking dam.
The dam's gotta be closer than I think then.
I think I know where we are.
I have a can of pe and salt here, so we're right. I don't know where this other Dan is.
It's my fault too, because I don't know the map that well I guess? I just don't know where this other dam is. I thought this was like...
I thought this was the furthest one west
than maybe the other one is.
... Boom. Alright, we're passing first-game entrance. so so Alright, we're passing Big Dam. passing big dam
the damn has been successfully passed so the little dam should be the next one
let's see if this...
I think it might be where that pipe is. You got food or what?
Uh, yeah I got some stuff. I gotta cook though but
I have a couple more food left.
Hopefully these pizzas rub them real good between us
We got like two potatoes left.
You keep those, you keep those.
I'm gonna give you half of this and a little bit more than that.
Your friends are the most food in the fucking world, bro.
He doesn't. Well he's got a couple but he has some stuff to cook too so...
He's bringing himself along too I'm going to go in the top floor and see if this is how it goes. girls okay Damn it man.
I think we're here. This is the midway point,
I think.
Yeah this is where people come out from the midway point. I'm just going to do one after this and then... Oh yeah, see the broken bridge.
Hear that stream.
That incubation? Sounds like an incubation right now.
Could be underground too, I don't know why but the genotox just fucking registered that there was...
Good! Let's go kill motherfuckers down here. so so I'm gonna try to get him.
That's not you shooting, right?
Nah, that's not me. I'm still standing in this bunker bro
Now I wanna say that from the other side
Was that your homie getting shot at maybe?
Yeah you can do your own thing bro
I'm just gonna go down in the thing.
Why would you go down there? You don't have a light and we're almost there dummy!
This is fucking cringe bro. What's cringe?
Nothing but nothing. I'm gonna burn down.
What the hell is he talking about? I'm just standing here bro, playing.
Well I know, I know, it's not like I wanted to run anymore
I'm I'll know this about the map in the future
Nah, I'm just saying that bro
And I see the broken bridge.
You should be one over from the broken bridge.
I'm like... do you see the crane in the distance?
Not yet. I just saw him.
Okay, I see the other bridge. Sweet! I understand now.
I get to lay out of the bridges now, I get the layout of the bridges now.
I always thought that the other one was the furthest one west but it turns out
that one is a year and the other one was further east
Oh man, no wonder it takes me 10 years to figure stuff out in this and add the backwards. Oh, man.
I wonder if it takes me 10 years
to figure stuff out in this fucking place.
They look so much further across
on this thing.
They look so far from each other i don't think they are but
they don't look they look close on the map but farther from each other and they're actually
running I should run in. It's running simulator if you don't know where the fuck you're going, that's for sure.
I'm making it worse than
it is.
Oh, hey!
I found it.
I was starting to think two bridges didn't exist or two dams.
It's a long fucking run, bro.
Yeah we ran all the way to the mine. Then all the way back up.
Fucking hell!
Yeah it's hard to make you do that man.
Nah, that's my fault cause I just didn't know the map.
Also you didn't know what fucking town we were in so we didn't help each other.
Yeah exactly. We're at, so we didn't mouth each other. Yeah, I know exactly.
We're out three city-level now.
Alright, we're gonna go under. We're going to meet them in the underpassage thing? You want to get down there and fucking
get gear like filters and shit? Yeah, we can see you.
How come you didn't get that from the other way around? like filters and shit? Yeah, we can see you.
That's my bad for not knowing the map well enough, bro.
I'll know it for next time though.
Never again. Yep. Yeah, come on. Alright, we're here.
Alright, I don't see us. I'm inside now. Don't shoot him, I had him inside me.
Your friend's been talking shit this whole time.
He said one thing.
We made it.
You get the light?
He was poor.
Here.
Drop in the gas mask and then I'll drop in the headlamp.
Do you have a fucking battery, Naughty? Because I don't know if I do.
If
you don't, just keep that one.
I do have a battery.
There's one in there. just keep that one just keep those two i do have a battery
all right guys we good Yes. We good?
I got him, we're good
Do you have an actual vote?
You got the ammo for me?
Um... Are they 22s?
Nah. the um...
What was I giving you again?
7.62
Oh yeah, right there
Is this behind you too?
I'm not gonna run it. Like, yeah like
fucking... about three
three.
You gotta take the ammo too.
Come on. so so so so so so uh Not one shelter, but it's like 20%, 25%.
I think it's going to be a couple of charcoal traps while we're down here. Did you food ground? Are you ground?
Yeah, I got my potatoes and this one.
Okay take the soda too.
I'll find a bear right here.
Make the base some of that shit up. I'm gonna check it through there. That's not...
I'm just heading through there. Sometimes I'm mad at food.
Alright chat, I don't think we're getting a fight down here. uh Oh, I messed up an SKS. cast Noddy. Yeah, what's up man?
Come trade me.
Give me that fucking ammo back
I'm gonna give you this shotgun with slugs
Hey come over here.
Trade me... take this
and take this
And then drop me the ammo
for the SKS.
Can't pass this one up.
What was?
Where did the fucking gun go?
Where'd my fucking gun go? Where's the shotgun? Oh, okay.
And you're...
You're triple carrying. What the fuck? I didn triple carrying right now.
What the fuck, I didn't even notice you had an SKS!
Shotgun is badly damaged.
When did she get an SKS?
Just now.
You just found one?
Yeah...
Nice made to give me that the other sorry i'm fine okay Ugh.
I just saw a light at the end of the hallway.
Light off, light off, light off!
Homie?
You're so naughty. What are you doing bro?!
How am I supposed to to hear this guy bro They know.
Possibly...
Yeah that's something right there moving in front of us.
I don't know.
Is it?
No, I see like a little tiny fucking light stick moving in front of me.
You're right, you're right.
That's what that was
he just fucking turned it off oh yeah i'd fucking do this
i'm gonna sprint up with my light on um if you can't i'll follow right in
here let's do it Let's do it, let's do it. Ready? Box is good. Yep
Good kill I'm pushing up further. Let's fall back to the room turn our lights off. Oh, good shit.
Yeah, well I fucking saw that tiny one like was like, go up the fucking hill.
I'll take that if you find it, that's cool.
Unless you want it?
No no no, nevermind.
Tch! I'll cut them up. Cool big boy. Water pot?
No food, very cool dude.
What the why is he moving like that? That's weird.
Yes, that sniper...
545 sniper... I'm picking this one.
Mag 2... What do you think, chat?
Something like that?
I'm gonna get an ammo for this.
It's a filter
How do you it at all? Not even an R. Damn, he just doesn't have much.
Probably do like...
I can probably do MP5.
SSG, I guess?
I don't know. Because I don't know. so Some decent bullets there. damage but it's uh is What's this SKZ? SKS I mean.
Disgusting.
Naughty. Not he. On his combat pants, I'll leave you ten shots, okay?
Or what, 10 gas? Yeah.
Take the pants. I want the pants, now you got the pants?
Same thing here little bro.
That's me.
I got it.
I missed all my fucking ice cash shots thought you were trying to eject us.
Take his stab vest if you don't have a vest.
Oh, he's going up I'll take that out and see if I can find something for that too. So we set it for MP5, I'm probably going to drop a revolver if someone wants it.
Drop that on the ground with some bullets.
Oh, take this. dropped on the ground with some bullets. Naughty?
That's him.
Is it because your stomach is so Oh, fuck. Naughty? That's him. It ain't me. It's him.
Is it cause your stomach's like...
...like that or...?
I think I'm like these sick thicc.
Maybe salmonella? Might just eat stuff.
Possibly. I don't know.
I could fucking purify this water and get sick.
Let me see...
That close. let me see uh close that's right anyone drinking Okay, we're good. I Don we keep checking.
Which direction are we looking? Oh, fuck. Well, what's the word for soil?
I don't fucking remember.
Yeah, I thought it was something This might be the wrong way. Yeah, I think so man.
It wouldn't be this long.
We just can't...
We're just legitimately in a long corridor
Just making some shit up right now I'm just making sure that's not happening.
Yeah, he was here and trying to cross the pier. Yeah, I see where you're going with him.
There should be a guy back here. Shh! Hmph! so Nothing. Probably moving all through this room. I see.
Can we just bail on it and go to incubation then?
Yeah.
Let's bail in the incubation and fuck everything.
You can drink a beer if you want some beer for your stomach. I'm gonna fuck you can drink this. You can drink a beer, you want some beer for your stomach?
It'll fuck you up in a bit though.
Oh yeah, it does.
No no no.
Fuck, we didn't run that shit down.
We made that shit run. Is that the Viking again?
I just found his mask. so so so so so so Sorry. Pushing around the back of the head, illegal in the UFC. so so so I'm not tired, you're tired. so oh oh
he's down have i made another careful that's not my first shots at him so so so I ain't gonna lie,
I ate the fuck out of whatever he shot me with.
See that 7.5 probably gonna go pistol?
That's what it was.
He's got food for us.
Full fucking gas set up for us.
Oh shit, that was nice of him.
What a fucking champion.
Take his uh, take that food and get sardines on him. That was a nice one. What a fucking champion!
Take that food, he has sardines on him.
5-5-6 ammo and his pioneer mags. Grab those too. I'm gonna find a fucking better mag. I grabbed it.
I find it fucking bitter, Meg.
I think we probably should do the rest a little bit.
Alright, yeah let's get to a tree somewhere far away from this and then reset.
Come with me, come with me. don't start doing this now come around Fuckin' hell. up now
let's figure out our stuff.
That was a little scary, he wasn't in that position well I don't think you expected this.
This is our...
Did you guys check and see if his armor was ready?
I thought there wasn't anything for badly damaged Two boxes, just one more. Are you good?
You still got a posse I can use?
Yeah, yeah. Do you need one
take this right here dropping it I'm going to drop a duct tape. side too many. Dropping the 5-5-6 ammo.
There we go.
I'm looking for There we go. I have food that we can cook as well if you need to.
Anybody have 380s?
Anybody need 380s that they need anybody need three eighties i mean okay I think
gotta get an mp5 mag brother
the first dude did a tunnel head on that fucking knife
yeah i got it, like a big one in 15. Where's the armor at?
Did you grab it? Nice good shit.
You gotta eat in smaller amounts, or you're eating too much at a time.
If you have salmonella. They'll give you another pill.
You get two or three bites at a time. Oh, my mask. My gas mask got a little sweet.
Yeah, the gas mask got a little bit fucked up in that flight. That's right. How's your plate, Naughty?
Uh, damaged.
Dropping a Proxy, using it.
Jeez, that's it?
Dude do you want to hit radar before we go into communication?
That's you.
Talk about communication?
Yeah, he's running a concert.
Yeah... I'm down for whatever you want to do if
you think we get more gear there obviously I don't know if he was...
I don't know if he was waiting for us or not the last time.
He put our foot on the wall.
Alright, you guys ready?
I'm getting thirsty bro, holy fuck! We have to figure out our food situation, yeah.
Um...
Come on, man. What's that? A ton of gas, like you can't read.
What's that? Too big a gas stove. Yeah.
I gotta full this gas so we can cook in and get some shit.
Either hunt or fish what do you want to do?
I'm going to go with fish probably.
Alright let's go then. Alright not even ready yet. Alright, I'm sure they're...
Alright, now you go in front of it.
... so so I Get the worst out of all that?
What's that?
Where are the houses down there, like where it was locked for a fucking footlock and you didn't even...
I don't know. I don't know.
I don't really know
too many places
around Onida,
south of Onida
besides like
hunting towers and shit
and hunting cabins.
Yeah my kevin's and i should have taken a ball you know what i'm gonna do it it's not a bottle
amazing
well you're gonna do that craftwood bottle special real quick for my
fucking sniper I'm gonna craft a bladderspresser real quick for my 5.5 sniper
Thanks for the best, my 5.5 sniper
It's going to be weak unless it will sound
Ow! I am fucking sick somehow. Yeah, I'm old enough that I'm losing weight.
You got a vitamin?
Alright.
Well, I've got two vitamins. Yeah, I got you.
Hold on.
Literally dying right now because it's cold.
Guy gave me a cold man.
Even all over me is shit.
Oh, am i losing health on this side?
I'm cold.
I should fucking get a fire going then. Let's see if we can still get out of here. oh Thank you. so Yeah, we gotta warm up. uh so so When I sprint, it's good enough to get my health back going now. I'm going to go. I don't know how far down we can go on the rocks. How far is that house where it has that land I hate fishing.
Man, I haven't d died with my maker yet.. I'm trying. so Oh, I see it.. It feels tightly.. Let's get down. so so so so I'm going to go't know that kid.
Never seen him before.
He's trying to get down pretty low.
Where did he go? I'm trying to get down pretty low.
We can get down there.
Doesn't it look like we can get down there and fish?
The rocks might be too steep, bro. so so Yeah, I agree with that.
I kind of agree.
Approach that...
Let's try to race somewhere, but...
We have to get the f***ing fish! a fucking fish
this third teammate died? That's not nice. so Which is the other damn entrance free area?
Ah, this where you guys were earlier.
Yeah and we're like what the fuck are you doing here? That's what you guys were earlier. Okay, where are we again?
No fucking idea. I think we're out of water.
No fucking idea.
That just got downed. That is scathing on. so so Let's go fishing. Prince of Persia, huh?
I like that movie, Jake Gyllenhaal.
Prince of Persia that movie Jake Gyllenhaal? Here, why don't you take this whip
and make yourself a fishing rod.
You keep it, keep it, keep it.
You can take it actually if you want to i have one yes fishing around i have one too so so I'm sorry, buddy.
I thought you were sleeping like a baby.
Hey, you got an extra hook?
Do you have bones?
No.
I don't think I got no more bones.
Oh, I have a hook in mine.
I got one, I got one. so so so so I'm going to worms right now.
Some bait.
You getting stuff for a fire up there?
Yeah, think he's gonna handle that shit.
He's fishing.
We're all fishin' our own shit, and we're all gonna do our cookin'.
Best way to get the most amount of fish is all at same time.
Okay, I'm just asking, little bro.
... This location is pretty hostile. Yeah, this is going to get us killed.
It's one of the only ones that is not inland body of water and way south. there.
Alright, he's acting sus agreed. How the fuck am I acting sus?
Can you get that fucking...
...cooking pot?
Not the cooking pot but the fuckin fucking shit to cook with there.
Well... I'll just... Okay what do I do right now? Right here?
Yeah, I'm gonna keep catching fish.
And I'm turning these just keep cutting fish. I'm currently starving, you know?
Let me put that human steak in here...
...to flip the fish. Let me put that here instead. I'm going to start the camera. so so I'm going to go ahead and just see if it's going to be able to get in. Badly damaged, this thing's gonna definitely jam. Badly damaged, badly damaged!
If this thing doesn't jam i'd be very surprised I'm going to go ahead and get the Here's one.
Did I get it wrong there? No.
Let me cook up my human steak, you know? What the fuck? No what the fuck bro? Take your fish!
Wait have you never eaten a human before? Steak with me. fish
got any fish in the eye? well you took away the
fucking god goddamn cooking shit.
Goddamn cook-a-pick-up-barker burger bear!
I don't know what am I supposed to do there, huh?
Little bites are little bites brother.
There's that sound of a... little bites brother. Salmonella.
You have any fish yet? Here.
Check that.
I think I should cook it up, you got a lot?
This thing sure, I'll take that and I'm out.
Fuck yeah, bro.
Fuck yeah.
I'm now preloading, bitch.
... As you're using my shit to cook for now.
I was about to make a fucking campfire too, cocksucker.
Shit, Bassman.
Leave that shit there when your done and then I'll come back.
Don't take my fucking shit out of here, because you know what I'm saying? Fuck you. Make sure you guys under the bridge type of fishing. And it's a ghost fish, that's bullshit, I caught one on the first one.
My goodness, I found the location of dreams.. First try right here. Pretty close, this man did. Catching fish in no time.. Break down the fucking rod, get this fucking rope back. Give it back to the dude just in case he wants a buck.. so Donnie out here using a real ass fucking fishing rod.
Here you go.
I am, brother.
I am.
Fucking huge fish over here. Look at here.
We're fishing over here.
Those fish?
Nope.
Hmm. nope uh so uh Whoa. okay I just told you, I want to boil some water.
What, you wanna take over my fucking gas setup and blow- oh lord have mercy sure good
Is that a problem? I fucking boiled some water what the hell
we get water on the wave man when you need, don't come crying to me man.
This fish is gonna be good bro, the whole thing for me.
Can't fucking turn it on bro Did you get lost or what?
I think your fucking flying thing was in my way. I need to know what it's worth?
Uh, no fucking idea I'll be honest. It's 200 degrees and it's boiled.
I'm waiting for this fucking food to be done and I'm good.
About to be done.
Actually, you gotta go back in there as you drink shots hard okay Give me a sec, Jack. I get to go.
Maybe I'll shoot him, man. here man okay. Alright, you guys ready?
Yeah grab your shit.
No we're not cooking human meat!
We're wasting our gas on that shit right now.
Yeah waste of gas
that's why we're fishing bro I don't like you.
Don't turn it.
You can like it all
you want to, as long
as we don't waste our
time cooking it.
Let's go.
Right-of-wish? I think you could agree right-of-wish cooking it let's go
right away so i think you could agree we already wish that enough time where are we going radar or any division Sorry, anything I should?
Alright. I don't know why he keeps saying he likes to eat human meat and shit. Really?
I know, that's why he's fucking sick.
He has space for how long for him to eat fucking humans, man? What the hell's going on?
He just says he likes to eat.
Do you not get the laughing shit on this server?
Uh... you do.
There.
Yeah judge the amp is amped with Yeah, Judge. The amp with them makes it much better.
Hell yeah.
Dude's been sick since i met him definitely agree with that um You want to fish? I'm in fishing so red 100 all right we all did our own little What's going on here?
Thought we all did our own little set.
... oh he puked it all out Stand still real quick.
No, I was getting on someone's feet.
We're joining you. Thank you. people Let's see.
Hey, Lips! Thanks bro. Just the same here bro. I don't know how the fucking nights go by so fast. I hate it actually.
Seeing Hutch's dog story sentence...
Wait what happened?
Oh he's set to be on it but that guy's got worse sickness than I do right now. Alright. Oh, I found the other one's dog.
MnSrt thanks for gifting the sub dude.
To Cantrolo, Cantrolo
Welcome to the squad
Hope you're enjoying it
Thank you midnight
Also Fever Dream If your still here Fever Dream Thank you're still here, thank you for giving this up really to me. I apologize for missing that.
Thank you so much for the support my man if you happen to be' out.
Where we goin'? Where are we going? We're going to radar right now communications to try to get some more loot
we're kind of not in a good position uh offensively
at the moment so so I gotta make a magic drink.
It's on my way back.
I'm falling asleep at the wheel.
Sorry, guys. I'm falling asleep with the wheel. Sorry guys.
Did this hit it? Yeah, okay.
I'm gonna go far left and see if anyone's fucking in the way. Huh. and talking. Should we call it if you're falling asleep? We must get all the gear.
We want all the gear so we can shoot all the bad guys
shoot all the gear and figure out good spots to get into some fights. so I'm going to figure out what the site is for this.
Are you winning, son? No, I'm tired.
I'm losing.
Can I go aggro all of the zombies and take them to that green guard shack?
He's going to aggro all the zombies and take them to the green guard shack.
Alright, we will watch you.
We'll be on the lookout.
Ahem...
RAAAGH!
RAGH! Yeah. Yeah, guys. We all got our zombie problems. What the?
The fuck?
That fucking ailergro on me man so Yeah, I gotta...
After we loot this, I gotta make a fucking energy drink.
Set the MCZ Scorpion in here, 7 volts in it? so so Okay. Oof, that's really heavy. Where's our boy? He was in his little green box.
Was he not, with all these guys?
Must have gone upstairs already yeah No mag. so I saw a tribune hat. Yeah Yeah inside there?
Yeah, we're all clear. Damn, I didn't realize how bad my shoes were.
Holy!
Where do you have gas masks?
Oh, I couldn't do much. I'm just gonna go to the bathroom. I don't know what's going on here. We're gonna have gas masks.
Oh, I can do one actually.
I don't know why it won and get in here. uh Christine versus damage. pristine versus damaged even if it's not the light i want still worth it so there's worse things hmm Yeah, I mean, a midnight SRT.
Wait, that was from earlier, right?
Yeah.
Oh! earlier right yeah oh I'm in full-blown tired state right now
hey guys ready to get here of here? We go incubation.
Let's go up into the forest real quick
I wanna if you have something on mind
I just want to mix an energy drink
real fast cause I am falling asleep the wheel
you guys are an exciting crew You're bleeding. I'm gonna be in this place just right here. so Thank you. You
You just kill us. Yeah. I'm good now.............. you
no Chad it wasn't it wasn't our teammate that killed him.
It was a sniper.
The guy ran to Summit's bush, shot Summit in the face and then ran away
and then I fought him
and I went down.
The third guy with us killed him.
I'm still alive.
Me, I'm with the other guy
because I mean the reason you know it's a fucking sniper is because he went straight to Summers Bush instead of fighting the two guys that were not there.
You know what I'm saying?
Like this is the way it is............ You I'm dead.
Yeah, Streamstamper killed you?
You're kidding me.
Nah, nah, he ran straight to your bush, shot you in the face and ran away
And then I saw him so I I started shooting. He downs me.
Our third boy kills him.
Yeah, but...
1000% stream sniper left, so...
He didn't even come to me or the other guy.
He literally just went straight to you, bro.
We have your stuff though. We're putting your stuff in a spot if you wanna attempt to come back I don't know.
Uh yeah let's see.
I tagged this motherfucker up good bro but he just got me
He's dead though right the other guy?
Yeah yeah he's dead our boy is still here though
Hopefully that guy got banned, that's crazy
I assume so it was like the most blatant
sniping i've ever seen.
There's no way he doesn't get fucking banned.
Appreciate it.
Not like,
yeah,
appreciate the info.
Yeah,
yeah. Oh, that's what I'm that, Phil. Yeah, yeah. There's the... oh, that's what I was gonna say, man.
Alrighty. all righty Oh, there's one other camera on. uh Let me see here. You're pretty far, bro.
I'm gonna try to get a different spawn, I guess. Let's see if I can switch off these evasions.
Yeah we got your stuff in here, bro so...
I'm watching it from a bush. Alright, well. Shit.
Let's get some water and I guess we're just running out. Comes with the territory. Streamer problems. It's okay, there's worse problems
where's the worst problems i have in life we'll be all right I think we've been stream snapped a couple times today.
Hopefully they're at least getting banned.
Hopefully, at the very least, they catch a ban.
I'm not really sure how. Not not sure people would be up this late
that would be admin crew but yeah all good let go Oh, good. I'll go.
Probably grab that just in case we come across a cane
because we're not just gonna be able to run there and think actually do the...
It should be good to run there let me see
really kind of hard sunset's in the east this is west if I just go straight west so Actually, I could have got one of the saucepans, I guess. I'm just gonna go
bullshit and see if
I can just fucking
hit this river
And if I can I'll make it to you guys.
Alright, like I said we got your shit over here so...
Yeah.
Hopefully leave some fish in there
don't eat it all cause I'm gonna be fucking red
blinking by the time I get there.
My shit is fucking ruined
Aw
I got some shit to do
That fucking sucks bro
I should've lost that
Yeah
I should've gone
Gone up
Went from like a spot
Where I could be defended
in a house or something.
Yeah,
I was thinking we should have went inside
one of those places but
not one of those buildings.
As soon as you went afk bro i heard shop and i thought it was the other guy like
our quote unquote friend or whatever i thought he ended you there's a random
guy with a fucking ak running away after killing you.
I literally full sprinted after smoking you like a bum.
And he died?
Yeah, I put a few SKS bullets into him but his AKs just shot so many bullets down here
and then our boy killed him.
I mean, at least it'd be...
Oh shit, I mean, at least it would be strange how he gets killed
if we weren't sure of this.
Yeah, true.
Sounds like a fucking dead match to me man.
All my shit's fuckin' ruined bro
I need new clothes
Yeah, you're the master
Fine, just waiting for you.
Already got armor, baby!
Plate still intact?
My plate is damaged and chained but the rest of the calls are fucked.
Fuck! Yeah... I guess so.
What's up brother?
Obmug is back!
Body shots till he's dead.
This guy too, I wanna summon. uh uh um so uh Alright, there I go.
I get lost for a little bit here but we'll see how it goes.
Now at least we're gonna be awake.
At least you're going to be awake First case it's south. the first case is south so so so so so so so so so I need food to help me out.
Ah, fuck! Wasting my own time. medicine uh uh I think there might be something over there like a river.
Looks like there might be a little sham-sham going on
over there.
... so so No idea if I'm going the right way or not, brother man.
But I am a truck in some way.
We're waiting for you, brother.
Sorry bro, I'm sorry.
No no, you're good bro, I'm just letting you know that
we are here bro so
Wish I knew where I was exactly
My big's gonna sign up here
Take your time, big man.
Okay okay found the water source.
If we stick with this on my left it might be okay.
Found the water source! That's never a bad thing!
It either means I ran the correct way and I am where I think I am
or I ran the wrong way
and I'm at a random water source.
Only one way to fucking find out about that.
I'm hoping I see an island on this water, if I do...
I'm in business. If I don't...
Well fuck me, I don't know where I is.
Noddy? I don't know where I is, um...
You know where you're at?
Yo Cap! Fucking help this guy out man!
Oh, I'm Seneca. Okay, I have to go northwest.
This- okay, okay, okay, I okay, I got this, I got this,
I'm far but I got this.
Should I loot
this real quick because no one's gonna be here?
Should I loot this fucking real fast for a couple things of food?
Go ahead. I'm gonna ask for a couple things of food, but I'll probably need it.
Go ahead.
I'm sorry.
I'm just sitting here healing up in the bush watching your stuff. You went the wrong fucking way, man.
So it's running the opposite of the sun?
Which...the sun is going to be in the south right now.
The suns in the south. Or, no, the sun is in the north.
I'm sorry.
So I am heading this way.
If not for the suns in the North, I know where to go.
I want to just loot for food but...
I'm just gonna go, I think.
I have a perfect idea
of where I am now.
I believe in you bro,
I believe man should be maybe the mine or some random shit before that.
What kind of sun sets in the north? It's not setting, it's not rising. It's sometime midday...
Suns never north. Well, whatever the fuck it is...
This way from Seneca.
I need to be this way from Seneca.
Whatever the fuck, okay?
I ran the opposite direction of it
and got to south.
Alright, wait, I don't know what the fuck you want me to say.
I know where i'm going now so
i think I think.
That's Ontario.
100
Alright, I can see Ontario
and be passing on the left side of it
going to the water source.
Alright.
Sorry for all the running chat.
I don't know how I'm so fucking sick, but...
No open field, no worries.
I don't have that shit and i'll take my dagger now.
I hope somebody fucking shoots me from a tree line so I spawn up like fucking Huron or something.
He's about to say it at this point, but no that's not... eh, he's about to say it. same
this guy shot right in front of me somewhere didn't die trying to find knives again. We found them.
I went AFK and died while I was AFKing the bush. so I'm going to get there
the Water source I'm looking for.
Just hit Red Hunger, just gonna now start losing health so...
You're on the way though right? Yeah
I'm on my way. It should take like
uh... so I don't know.
Did one of you guys get an AK out of that? Yeah, I did. And our boy got a Bizon unless you had the Bizon
Oh, let's go!
Buncha come up. I have a bunch of ammo for him, that's for sure.
I'm sure he has enough. That's actually sick
Two of us gotta full auto weapons now? Yes sir, yes sir.
We just got to attack the I got a full mack for it too.
We just gotta attack my fucking wolves.
Perfect, cut em up! Cut em up!
You guys have the cooking shit still right? So...
I need food when i get there
well i actually tried to get you chat who knew
i need like a DayZ guide on
at what time of day
where does the sun
sit. You know what I mean?
So I can get a general idea
where I'm going with the sun.
Yeah this has been a shitty run brother.
Mostly because I went the opposite way first.
Yeah but once you make it and have all your stuff
You got food, you know what I'm saying?
It's better than losing your shit to a friend not getting it, you know?
Yeah. It's like the difference between me running in a straight line or just walking into buildings trying to find fucking loot
I already have loot around
Yeah yeah exactly exactly
I guess exactly
the When you have the compass next, do the science.
You're saying I should do my own fucking research?
I fucking got it right! I'm gonna go to the right.
The sun's different per map, gotcha. Maybe that makes sense, my mom likes fucking awesome.
Tori, Tori I'll take a look.
Daisy can navigate.
Actually learning how to navigate on daisy would be incredible.
How to navigate the daisy
on all maps.
Not specifically Jory, but whenever he comes through.
Alright! the mine is currently on my right. Do you have an idea
where I'm at on the map? Heading north to Odondaga.
You guys are stupid far.
Where you guys at again? I don't even know.
What if we just get done looting? Um...
Comms? Communications, right?
Uh yeah, I think that's where we went, right, comms?
So I pass the line and take the pipe
And then I'll take that bridge Not the bridge, not the pipe, then I just
follow that road all the way to you guys here. I'm good.
I'll be able to get there easy. so so so so so Going across the main bridge, I should be able to get some food on the way. like anyways yeah it's not that far from me so I can tell, I can tell if it's what to do. Alright, I've laid eyes on the bridge that I will be crossing.
Today gave me
way more map knowledge, though,
I'm not gonna lie.
Having to find you
gave me more of an idea
Yeah.
where each bridge is. Where the dams are and the bridges...
Yeah yeah yeah.
The dams are exactly.
Cause I always thought that one dam was in between Oneida and Onondaga and the other
one was like south of Onondaga.
But really what it is,
It's in between Oneida and Onondaga
And then more toward Oneida
I wonder if there are more military to hit on the way, if you stand on one side. Sorry guys.
You got the ads to save
the day. Ads, tell them.
Let them know what they can buy.
Let them know what they can purchase.
Maybe a fucking sponge sponge some sort of
sponge clean up in their sink better
maybe a vacuum Okay, looking for food in this box to sustain me.
I'm on the bridge...
... I found a defender vest on the way, lololol. Oh! I thought that was a can of unknown food. that doesn't count on food it ain't Oh yeah baby, got the food.
Just stainin' my ass before i get to you
gotta firefighter jacket just so i could be
warm with you okay Okay, sorry.
No more with you's. I apologize.
You're fucking
dancing over there, man. Come on.
Well, I got happy. I got food, man. My bad.
I get excited.
Got a Glock mag and some disinfectant spray too.
I'm not going to take the disinfectant spray,
yes I am, yes I am.
You never know. Yes I do, gonna say it. Just in case, just in case. You never know. Do you hear those shots? Yes I do, yes I do.
I see your clothes.
Yes I am very
very gross right now. Very very
gross.
Pfft I'm gonna go to the bathroom. Capri fuckin' pants, eh?
I mean, nutsack pants
Ooh box of 308s? Don't mind if
I do, don't mind if I do...
Don't you have a.308 pistol?
Nah. I got an Anki
and uh SKS. What do we
do with that, uh, that pistol? Um? All-mourning?
Yeah.
I dropped this shot a long time ago,
had too many guns.
That's a big boy weapon. Is it really? Yeah, that shoots a.308, brother.
That's like a sniper rifle in pistol form.
Yeah but those badly damage as well.
One shot at that bitch is broken. Maybe one or two shots but it's not that bitch you broken
yeah maybe one or two shots but i don't matter if they don't jam it's reliable
i agree yeah yeah i agree i just didn't have fucking space to be carrying all
this shit think about me, bro.
You could have just said you wanted it when I got it.
I didn't know that you were getting rid of
it immediately when you got it.
I thought you were keeping it.
I wanted to get you straight up like I didn't need it. I got a bison.
That boy's already got a bison too though, huh?
Yeah he does.
Well that's not good and that doesn't fucking help me
All right mama Mary way brother, I just crossed the bridge and I'm hanging on the road that will lead me straight to you.
All right. You can start waiting. I don't know where he went, but i'm here
Have some baked beans too and some dog food too. I'm fine.
Gonna live, gonna live.
No health off of me either?
Bro, why do I even... You know what, bro?
I'm going to say something right now.
I might not even hang out in the beginning times. I might not even hang
out in the beginning towns, I might just fucking cross a
goddamn bridge right off the bat dude and just
fucking start looting military.
If I can find food like
that crossing bridges bro, I could just make that a main bridge cross know that that's gonna be looted.
I can make that some cross points you know? That's a good cross point the one by mine
Uh-huh
If i get Mohawk spawn, if I get
Cayuga spawn, if I get Huron spawn...
I might do that every time.
What's that?
You're gonna go do that right now?
No, I just did it! I'm saying that I'm gonna do that... Oh yeah, you're doing it.
I'm saying what I'm doing right now?
Like I'm on red hunger and fine on water.
I haven't done a goddamn thing.
I haven't looted shit besides that bridge
and like a couple things on the way.
And then, I'm about to go to a military spot?
I might be able to just do this off rip of a spawn
and make it to a military spot and skip all the bullshit
at the beginning.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, yeah, I got you.
I mean now that you know the fucking map
and shit...
Listen man, hopefully he gets sniped.
Alright, hopefully he gets banned, brother.
Nothing I can really do.
If I get some gear, hopefully
I'll be able to keep your blade!
It will kill you. your suppressor for the fish
That will kill two
Here she said in I bought us saying I said before today, bro. You get lost 15 times
I before today bro you get lost 15 times I mean
You guys have my ass gassed man Yeah we got all your shit
I just moved it all
so it doesn't despawn and shit.
My boy, I just found 20 bullets for him brother, hella good.
I guess you're...
Still here, still here, still here.
Stream sniper's gonna put me in a better position brother.
Oh shit im gonna throw up.
I'm gonna throw up.
Don't fucking throw up, man.
But I'm throwing up from eating too good, you know what I'm saying?
Just to have some...
Love it.
I ate dog food in real life dude, talking to you.
That's what you were eating when I was over at your house.
Just eating milk sounds bad enough.
Well I think I have ammo for
the Bison as well.
Um...
I don't know if we want to split our
ammo between me and him.
Just let him have all-all
the Bison and Bison ammo
and then I'll just see what I mean. Once you have all the bison and buys an ammo and then i'll just you know what i mean
once you see all the stuff here you decide what the fuck you want to do yeah because
it's never a good idea to share ammo also he threw hisG away for the Bison.
Okay I'll probably just take his AUG then.
I'll probably AUG SKS or something.
I don't know where he put it.
Are you using SKS though?
I'm using SKS AK.
You used...
How many AK shots do you have?
Uh, 4 mags.
Okay. Just shit.
Just drop SKS and pick up a fucking sniper or something like that.
Yeah, there's a bunch of shit here so we'll decide
If there are shotguns here I can just block the sks
with a shotgun
We just need to have our No, what the fuck bro? How do you do? Don't say that. I mean bro, I have an AK.
We just need to...
we just need to have our all our own bullet types.
That's what we're trying to do.
If we are sharing a bullet type
we want to eliminate that.
I think I'll take the fucking shotgun bro.
Yeah let's see what's up.
My ass gas is uh... Are you close by or no? I'm almost there very close
All right, I'm about to be full HP. I'm full white and he's so long to fucking get this shit.
All time since you've been fucking dead?
You're taking me fucking, this whole time to get full. I'm not even full yet.
Of course it better. It's worth it, brother.
What building are you guys in?
We're not in a building.
We're in the bushes next to where you died.
Okay, so I don't remember exactly what bush I chilled in...
Um...
Just come out- just come out the side that we came out and we'll guide you.
I'm where we came IN.
Are you there right now? Yeah yeah, I'm at the entrance.
Okay, so come to where we...
I'm near the white building.
I'm under the white building.
Alright?
See the white building with all the windows?
I'm on that side. I see my body, I think. Or I see a zombie
actually... No, no, I don't see my body. I'm coming to you. I'm gonna bring me to the loot.
You see me? No, I don't.
Hold on. I'm wrapping the whole thing left side.
I see you, I see you, I see you.
I'm across the road.
I'm right behind that zombie.
Okay.
I'm killing him.
There's either a guy behind you or, uh...a zombie.
It's a zombie, by the way.
He's trying to figure out where I am. I think he got lost. I don't know if it's... This guy with the knife is a good one. uh My body.
Anything else I need? No, no, come on.
There's things I needed there so it's alright. Move your shit off me. over here
move your shit all the way over here
our boys gone or there is some stuff? there's a lot of other stuff right here
and some extra stuff as well from the other guy.
Sorry about the way, boss.
I honestly thought he dropped both of you at first.
Downed me, but yeah... I thought he dropped both of you at first. Down, mate.
Do whatcha want?
I can swap guns if you want to ask him.
I'm dropping your filter for ya. See? if you want to ask him. Thank you for all that fun you have. so I don't think I'm sorry. I should get rid of the fucking UMP and just stick it up your thigh there?
I think so.
Okay, the UMP's a far fetched dream at the moment.
It's a fucking dream at the moment.
What are you rocking right now?
SK and your sniper?
I'm gonna go
SK,
sniper,
uh...
MP5 backup.
That's what I'm thinking. What do you guys think?
You think that's cool?
Yeah, I'll be an officer and let you get this bison
Take this AUG if you want it
I'll just take one of those shotguns.
Wait, wait. Take the AUG and take a shotgun?
Do you have bullets in the AUG?
Yeah, I've got 16 bullets in it. So you want me to drop what, the SKS for the AUG I guess?
Whatever you want.
I already got my close ranger full auto again, you're probably gonna need one too.
I have ammo for the hog.
Take his hog, and i'll give you ammo.
Ok. Guess im dropping SKS for the hog.
You have sks ammo?
I'll take that shit from mine. I got a bla and ammo for you. Anything to fix?
Armors?
I've got a puppy, too... Uh, armors? I got epoxy for you.
Someone rocking SKS? Is that me?
Are you listening to me? Yeah, I have one.
You're rocking SKS?
Okay, I'm gonna drop the other thing man i'm dropping
good black sks which is warren should grab that if it's better
dropping 17 bullets on the ground that's all there is
dropping a box of ammo don't have a box of ammo too somewhere
yeah I had to go through this in another spot. That's a little bit less dangerous.
Look at the fire jacket, putting stuff in it. Make the epoxy from it so you can fix your ship.
Thank you. I'm gonna swap my broken shit
for the fire jacket.
I'm stressing out, bro.
You're good, you're good, you're good.
So that's the sniper.
I got the MP5 got the mp5 I think I'm good.
Anything else?
Think I'm good in scatter Got a 4 dinky base Let's get it.
...... We got a trick, right?
I'm ready. Okay, um...
I think we have an incubation, personally.
Try to clean up this loot, get better shit.
I've got the full HP. I'm ready.
Alright, I'm in business.
I'm in business.
That was nice.
Universal light?
I have the light on.
Small white, I have the light mask on.
I'm all white! I'm good bro!
Yeah, I heard him, I heard him.
Any bun...
Looks fuckin' toxic. I would've thought he woulda shot at me. Anybody Came on straight to your bus and shot me. Came on straight through your bush,
and shot you,
and ran away.
Funny as far as he ran away...
Like what?
You don't have to stick around in the spot where you kill a guy.
I get that.
Right?
Well, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.
It wasn't that type of fucking repositioning.
It was back turned running.
Shit. After going straight to fucking you churned running.
After going straight to fucking you, you know? To kill you or fuck it whatever how
You got your shit back?
Got my shit back in fact and better off than I was
We're all better off He it was, we're all better off. Yeah he bet that. He brought us better shit.
Yep so...
Now we are a little bit harder to do that too.
Yeah I agree considering you were AFK as well. My hands are off my keyboards.
Oh, that was louder than I thought.
Did you wake some of you guys up?
I thought there was more liquid in it.
Take all the free gear from his, if you could ask me.
Where we going? Inc incubation?
No.
We're going southeast, north west. Yeah, we'll go shots that was at passage.
What do you think of this Hogscope? The one with the 1.5x or whatever, I think it's pretty cool
I never liked the Hogs go up in any game
Fucking circle on-on circle shit
I don't like that
It's a circle in the middle, right?
Yeah it's like a little zoom and then a circle there.
Yeah I don't like that.
I never liked that at any game.
Hard cob all that shit.
I hear that.
I hear that. I got an audio, check it out for me. You have ammo don't you?
Yeah, you try.
No no no.
What do you need?
5-5-6
5-5-6-45 Yeah What do you need? 5.56
5.655
Are your odds?
Yeah
Yeah, nice that's it right? More?
Thank you.
No problemo brother man
Alright we'll go
Look there is a passenger There's a passenger exit.
Where? Oh! Shit.
We're across the way right? We just need filters right?
Yeah that's our only information.
Where is our boy? I'm not sure.
He just kept going. What was his name again it's not something around
slim just get down Slim?
Slim?
He knows we're going there right yes sir should be fine Just let him hear me. We should probably get a radio and get comms on the radio station just in case.
Yeah, yeah, I agree.
I'm gonna start picking up radios.
I pass them all the time when I'm not behind anyone.
I have like four or five today.
Picking em' up all day today.
Don't have one on this life though but...
I think I'm going to pick em' every time for teammates and like, you know, pick up a radio. This is our comps.
Yeah yeah yeah.
Cause every time we get lost bro it's like...
Slim? You hear me? Slim?
Apparently he knows where we're going. Soaringly, soaring there. We're moving northwest now. Let's go! so More bunker up here.
Line this up on purpose.
That's enough goodness. on purpose fucking outrageous
Will the real Slim Shady
please stand up?
I like those sure gonna make on snaring and downhilling. Oh, there goes a fucking 20 second clip? You're sure? I thought I did one.
Or at least a Twitch clip.
... Nothing. Zilch, not a... Wait what is this?
Oh, zilch, not a...
Is that what he looks like?
Um...
I don't know if it's the same thing as his face or something.
It's just a little bit different.
I think it's more of an image of him.
Yeah.
I mean, you can see how much he has been Remember what he looks like?
Uh, he's got a ghillie on top of his head right?
Oh he had a Ghillie hat? Okay.
He had one I don't know if you can pick it up.
Doesn't he have the big blue fucking trench coat?
Bush on his face, trenchcoat. Should be easy enough to shoot him.
My stamina is just a problem I'll be honest.
That's not a problem i'll be honest
that's 30 stamp
well are you triple gunning? Uh, double.
I think it's a pot maybe
That's a what?
Pot and the fishing rod
Or the plate or the fishing rod too. You can drop your fishing rod there.
Drop it.
I dropped it.
There we are. We're on the side
of the bear.
So, rush that motherfucking thing We're on the side of the bear.
So, wash your motherfucking fingers that there's no bear that will come after us, okay?
Alright, I'm good man.
That's gotta be our boy right, right? You think so?
Yeah.
Just trying to figure out where we are.
... so Yo, yo.
It's us.
There you are right there.
Yeah I don't think we're going to make it. It's okay. Well nice. I figured we'd meet you there.
It's all good, well... Nah this is done by the river man.
He pewed on me.
At least not like you just kept going.
You don't have to watch me anymore.
You hungry or you got anything to eat? I bet we have plenty.
You've got plenty, okay.
I'm just going to eat caught no fish no more.
We're on the side of a bush house.
I have two fish that need cooking as well if you get bad.
Three times in a row, came one after another we get back I don't think that guy did, but set us back on food and water.
Everybody came with gear, so...
I don't even think I'm going to need this MP5 chat.
It's only going to be like a very
like it's just a backup for the og if i fail with the augs prayers Someone's down there, boys.
You hear those shots? Heard that shot?
Yeah yeah I heard it.
Sheared firefight firefighters close. Yeah, that sounded like it was inside.
I see a zombie getting aggroed to too far right of the area.
I see him, he is under the tower.
You see that guy? Probably agro'd at the tower. I'll be aggroed at that tower
No, I don't see the guy yet
This site this gun is gonna have the worst sniper scopes I've ever seen out of all sniper
scopes.
He's in the tower?
It's possible. People camped there, we died from that one time. Yeah yeah I remember that
Just keeping it out pretty much.
I'm looking, I'm scanning and
not seeing so...
moving in
sprinting along the wall so I'm going to regret this. What did he say, bro?
You're gonna regret something.
He should have probably kept the omp at the end of the day.
Oh...
He's found that omp man.
At the end of the day I had then AUG sent here from this way, yes?
What are you guys doing? Come this way.
There's a slob gang in there.
I thought we were holding left.
Oh, they're there to stop the building.
Looks like a little switch. so Oh, here it is. Oh shit.
I thought I did it up there.
You're 5-4-5 my man, 5-4-5.
I keep forgetting, I keep forgetting.
I don't like him using the gun like that.
Yeah just shooting at the fucking...
Zombies?
Is there a zombie in here? Unless he's the one who shot it?
No, no. he's the one who shot it. Stay together.
You with me, right?
Okay... Okay. Chewing at the fucking zombies. Not seeing anybody.
I'm not sure if you can see me, but I think there's a lot of people in here. Not seeing anybody.
Can't do this... Did you guys cross through the next door? across there You got a zombie, huh?
Where's the last...
Oh shit. I've have turned that off.
Oh my goodness.
Well...
I heard a maot on the left.
Maggot outside? Ah! Ooh. I don't know. Whatever.
If this guy was here, he knows where the fuck we're in this fucking building.
Yeah, of course he does.
Can you just breathe?
Breathe?
Hold your breath.
You're getting shot up top, on top of the building!
I heard him breathe.
He's up top, he's above. Left side.
... I don't know if I killed him but I did shoot him. He's getting fucked up by a zombie right now.
What, do you want me i get on the roof here?
I knocked him!
I just got shot in the fucking face, what the fuck?
Cracked him once. The boy's down.
Fuck! The boy's down. Can't shoot him anymore.
He's still on that little level, right?
Yeah he's on the roof. I knocked him
or hit him hard
Never seen anybody get on that before. I heard them breathe, that's why I was like who just held their breath?
Think he's up
I'm looking
Holdin' that... I'm looking. All the nuts... Shot him once?
I don't know if he's dead, but did you hear anything?
No, didn't hear him fall.
Okay, shot him once.
There's only two...
One with a pistol silencer.
... Is our boy dead? Yeah. Are you in the white building? I'm in this little building with a green door.
I don't know if it killed him because he has a repeat.
I'm going to try and get him, because he has a repeat.
I'm going to try and get an angle here on him.
I had an angle if you held that...
...if you peeked at the cannon.
I see him. He's dead.
Looking for his teammate, see him?
I'm downed.
I'm not dead, I'm down on Fuck me. I'm not dead,
I'm down on the roof
but he's on a roof.
Yeah yeah I'm gone.
I'm dead,
I'm dead.
Bro how are these guys
hitting these shots
my man?
They're just fucking
prepped.
I should have fucking shot the AUG, I guess.
They seem like long range really so...
Should've just shoulder peeked and got a little information
and gone back in.
Everybody in this game hits their shots and you wonder how.
It's pretty fuckin' nuts. Fucking annoying as shit, dude.
Everybody's gotta hit their fucking shots, dude.
Nobody misses, nobody hesitates,
nobody fucking...
Nobody like just doesn't catch someone fucking looking
Like oh my lord bro
Always so fucking aware
ah dude i'm always getting one and not the fucking two so fucking annoying Everybody hits their fucking shells, man.
Nice one. he hits the fucking shots man so. so Bro, next time we go there... I'm not going with someone who's just fucking shooting everything they see.
That's why they were waiting on time bro like legit just
just immediately giving away a position so You still in the same swamp?
Nah, I swapped over but I'm getting up to the roof now.
I like went to eat absolutely even climb this see
your dead body but
i see the other guy instead of body so so so so so Oh, I'm hella over this shit dude. Oh my fucking god. so so I'm gonna try to kill them.
By the way.
Yeah, I shot him in the chest right when you shot me. By the way.
Yeah, I shot him in the chest when you shot me.
One on the left and one on the right?
I saw two dead bodies...
One was at you and one's on the roof roof unless it was a squad of three
i only saw two
who are sleeping with their fishes so i died bleeding out when
the roof so so uh Just gotta be rooted. This has got to be looted.
Fucking shit tier, it's fucking shit tier.
And again there is this I guess. yes Alright man, I just gotta play smarter.
Build the lawn? Once I kill one I gotta chill a little bit.
Yeah but that wasn't on you. Our teammates
fucking gave away every position we fucking had.
Literally from the inside
of the building all
the way until we got out where they knew
where we fucking were about.
It's definitely tough playing with someone too you don't
have communication without discord yet
to be pretty yeah I'm looking for this fucking nerd guy.
So that should be Haran right there.
Yeah, I'm starting to get pretty good at navigating this map chat,
I'm telling you.
I'm getting there.
I'm pretty sure it was only two brother and man. Just gather up the fucking gear and give
what you can a dip, ya know?
Alright! My chance to tell me was three but...
What really?
Yeah, they're saying it was a three then.
How could they possibly know based off of the information that we got? Really? Yeah, the same as the three men. I mean...
How can they possibly know based off of the information that we both have?
The thing is you died- You went down and then the guy executed you.
No he couldn't've seen me after I went down.
Think about... Go prone on the roof right now
and see if you can be seen by that guy who's dead.
On this roof?
What other roof, brother? Yeah, the roof. I'm not on your roof
I'm not on yours. Yeah be on... see if you can
see my body on my roof
then if you're on theirs
Nahh I can't see it. No you see it? How are you going to execute it then?
Let me go
There's like a rail all the way around that
building
So 100% they would not be executing me I bled out because I had already gotten hit before that in the first engagement with the other guy on the left side of the roof cracked me, right? So I was already low on health.
Yeah there's three you downed the guy
on the side of the roof hold on.
You headshot
the guy in the red, and there's one more
who killed you. Listen to what you just said.
You downed the guy
on the side of the roof.
Who do you think I shot the second time, chat? The guy that I was
downed on the roof. Listen, man.
Just play like there's another person
and play cautious.
We only saw two
and have information on two.
Look at this guy sets a bear trap here, bro.
Da fuuuck?
Give me that bitch!
Who wants to get beat the fuck up by a bitch. ah so so so I'll tell you though, just sitting here.
What the fuck? People don't know what they got, you know?
People don't know what the fuck they got.
What the fuck? Chill!
I've got Golem trying to fucking find out where the ring is here.
Get up on the ladder, man! Deagle, go Deagle! This will already loot this.
This one's for treyless, I'm going to show you guys how to properly take advantage of these bear traps.
You just sit here and you act natural. And then when a guy hits the bear trap,
you pull out your fucking knife
and say,
Hey man, you friendly?
You wanna sit next to me and drink water? so so. so. That's a tough one to see.
Someone is hitting that.
We're going to be hanging around town to see if someone hits it.
Someone lock in here, Grandpa. No! No!
Fucking chill man!
Didn't even let me ask some questions
nothing? Straight to the fucking...
He didn't even try to do a uh
hand- what's it called?
Nevermind.
Nevermind.
He- nevermind. he never
not coming to town let we go over this side and look, actually?
Because this is the way we leave, right? So we'll go check this side...
Yeah, yeah, this should be kind of like the dead end.
That block right there...aww, look at this!
You better have some fucking Tetras!
Alright, let's see if someone shows up in the town and hits our bear trap. so Not some food, man.
Just a little bit, dude. Some sustained
emotion in here! Emotion in here!
Oh.
Oh, what the fudge? That saves me some time.
Shit.
I'll take you to this case.
Saves me some fucking time. Don't mind.
Don't mind.
A man has gone fishing where to? I'm smarter now.
Give me... You have any fucking food?
No duct tape. I've this, hold us over. get a good clean cut out of this need a lot of potato left
that's good that's good that's good, that's good. I see Another truck.
Cereal, can I get a can of beans? Can you guys do something on this map to help someone out?
Shit let's go check our fucking...let's go check our brains. To help someone out?
Shit, let's go check our fucking... Let's go check our bait.
Yo that didn't do shit! That potato sucked!
We need to make sure we need to go fucking... hopefully this thing got somebody. Because uh, we need food.
I don't think we got anybody. Give me the food!
Fucking monsters. Oh, here we go!
I know you're gonna have like a can of fucking spaghetti on you brother.
I'm feeling it.
Shut up!
You wanna go to the web?
No? I might wait around for somebody,
be honest with you. I might just become the fuckin' mayor of this city
for a little bit so Did you die, Nuttie?
No I'm still here.
I'm where you died.
I'm on the air building. I'm where you died. I'm on your building.
There's more fighting here.
Other group.
There was two people fighting earlier.
They're telling me there is a third.
That's just because they heard shots, so they're trying to use that to fuel their agenda...
Can I cut up your body? Are you coming back?
No, no, not coming back. Kill me.
End my dude's life...
Spread my ashes over a beach or some shit, yeah?
Got you man.
Nice one, though. Nice beach.
I might die if I don't find a chicken soon
the guy who shot me never died says chat
that's what I'm hearing as a guy who kills you
not he killed the guy on the side you killed the gun laying down the guy who
shot she never died. Yeah.
I killed... yeah, yeah, I just got that, yeah.
I killed a guy on your left,
you killed a guy all the way up top
and then you got shot by a third.
This part is m.i.a i'm not seeing him bro i might just take your shit and go like
yeah you can't even see my shit bro dude pick my hog.
Hog over what?
SKS? Yeah.
Take all three if you want, man. It's up to you.
I'm trying to triple carry. I got no fucking
I have no fucking, uh...
I have no STAM.
Ain't got no STAAAAM!
There's guns.
What's up?
Anyways, I can't find
shit in my town and I'm dying.
And I don't even hear a chicken.
Hey stupid!
I hope these guys got food, chat.
I hear a chicken!
My keen fucking hearing. I hear this fucking cluck.
Why you that fucking cluck, bitch?
I HEAR IT! Why are you in that fucking club, bitch? I hear it!
Oh, I heard you motherfucker!
Let's tell- You know what? Let's test this theory. Not test it, but let's just use the best shit anyways. Oh yeah man. Two pieces of chicken.
Two chicken pieces! Two pieces of chicken.
Two chicken pieces, man!
Give me a can of beans! Right now! Sardines too I'll take them.
Fuck... RUN NOW! Sardines too, I'll take them.
Fuck...
You you you- ah this is med shit so is he? Med shit, med shit
Aw damn we right here.
Tetra maybe? Maybe
charcoal tabs? Nah I don't know what those are now.
Honestly fuck we just gotta start this fire
Start this FIRE!
... Start this fire! Matches? No matches.
No whammy.
I'm gonna do the fastest cook you've ever seen.. Alrighty.
A little slow there, Thune.
I thought if I double clicked it would go to my hands without my inventory. Forgot that's a little bit there too i thought if i double clicked it got my hands on the
monitor forgot that's a little bit of a beat
a little bit of a detail there okay get a nice cook sesh
if anybody gets crazy we slash them up.
We gotta go check our bait pretty soon.
See if anyone's limping around and we know what's going on, you know? disappointing fights today i'm gonna get better i'm gonna get better. It's gonna happen.
I know the things that need to change. Anybody limping around over here?
Huh?
Huh?
It's crazy that one time I have a bear trap and no one is fucking here.
No one is fucking here. No one's fucking here.
Maybe I should smoke this one, actually dude.
We're right by a water fountain let's smoke that motherfucker
What do you think of that? What do you think of that idea chat?
Don't we get more food out of that?
I should have maybe smoked both of them. No it just lasts longer? Smoke is less food.
Then why the fuck would you smoke?
I don't know, it's just...
I'm not sure about that.
I mean, I think we're all in this together. less food. Then why the fuck would you smoke
shit?
It doesn't rot as quick.
Gotcha, well fuck that reading it right now!
God I'm glad you guys are here for that info, I do appreciate it. Learn something new every day
on DayZ. It's 3000 hours right here guys learning still learning the Learn something new every day on Daisy.
It's 3000 hours right here guys, still learning the stupidest shit I can ever think of.
Yeah, I'm gonna say something this whole smoking to cooking that's a myth.
I don't believe it helps getting it Getting it precooked in the smoking department, I think it's some bullshit.
Let's go check for the limping man.
He went to fucking murder somebody.
Who gets caught with the bear trap?
We need to look more... we need to look less suspicious here.
You know what I'm saying?
The glasses are really selling it right now for us, to be honest.
Look at our...
How friendly we can be.
They're definitely gonna see that, bro.
How do I disarm it, chat?
I don't think we can.
A stick. a long stick. Which one would you... Whoa!
Would that even work then? Let's get a stick. That's not working, that's not working. I literally just tested
it, okay? Purposely of course, purposely of course. Fuck the firewood, man.
If I would have stepped on that...
...I would have been like, you know what?
I fully expect that to happen
to me. I'm the only...
No, I don't know what I would have done, bro.
I would have been fucking furious, to be honest.
Okay. Yes. so so All right. I plan it under this, you can see. so so Wonderful. so so Girl, am I actually stupid? What?!
Tell me these aren't dropping in different places.
That's pretty good, let's see if I can place it under the...
Oh, it won't let me.
It actually like put it on. see so. so so. Yes, they still make it less obvious than a bit of metal in some grass. A pile of laundry by the fountain is much more subtle. Masterfully done, sir! What do you think of that? so so Air trap won't work. Test it.
Hell no!
If it doesn't work, it doesn't work.
It probably will though.
Are we gonna really wait here for that to go off no
we're going to wait here for a motherfucker to step on it Everybody needs a water fountain, okay? okay.. so.
This could be a creepy thing if you played that music
and watched the guy fucking hit a bear trap.
It'd be crazy,
And then he just walk up to him
He's just stab them to death.
Maybe you pretend to help them first.
Oh bro what happened? You need to help him first. Like, oh bro what happened?
Oh you need some help?
You get the stuff for the splint right
as he's fixing himself up
you tell him something like
you wanna know we're secret on the other side of a room then you tell them you spill the guts that was my trap
and they just open the door you have the knife out Okay. so They shouldn't come from this way.
They should come from this way to be honest with you. Restart in five minutes
My trap should persist
Everything there that should persist.
We'll go look at it after.
Roof on the left for better view?
Yeah, but then like getting down might take this oh maybe
you just jump down i guess
what's up you got food
wait that's not me.
Is that me?
Did I kill these guys?
Chewie, stop. What are you barking at bro? You're not barking at anything.
Oh, that sack...
I'm just gonna get this.
That's better. nice Oh, look at that. That's crazy how that looks dude. Nice slider find, that's pretty good. Tactical shirt find final 45s badly damaged I shouldn't be doing that with an awful research
mistakes mistakes i know that one so Restart actually might be perfect for this.
Because that means new players, everyone's getting new spawns you know what i'm saying
everyone's walking to the new area of the first town and that's this town. One of them, one of them.
I do have the character with the maker. I was waiting for everybody to get on but i'm about to just turn that into a solo dolo
i think it's only me and kevin alive though so i don't know if he's getting out of there so
now if i want to get down. Yeah, I'm just jumping straight down like sup motherfucker?
You hurt yourself there bosh?
Your fucking leg hurting?
I'm gonna fucking eat you.
Or something like that,
you know what I mean?
That's what I'm thinking.
My guy does look kind of serial killer-like-esque
at the moment,
you know?
The bomber jacket.
The beanie and the glasses.
The knife's helping a little bit.
The gloves.
He's really only off on his pants, and his sneakers.
I guess anybody can look pretty scary with a knife in their hand, to be fair.
You'd look like a librarian. Yeah but a psycho-librarian.
The knife will do that. No knife? Lib. Knife? Psycho-librarian. It adds a little touch.. Thank you. you So can we get a gamble on how long it takes you to forget about the trap and step on it?
Pause, pause. Of course you wouldn't! Sure... So, Gamber?. so. Oh yeah, bros. What's in there? Oh yeah bros!
People are about to hit this.
I'm pretty sure I will not get loot this thing right here though.
There was an unholy amount of fucking loot back there, bro. Goddamn!
Yeah...
Got you in this good-ass loop right here.
And just don't die immediately after, okay? Just get the fuck outta here.
What? You think I'm getting back on?
Just get the fuck out of here.
I was running away...
...I was running away and a guy shot me in the fucking back restart happened
No way
Yeah, you shot me right in the back
I started fucking running for the got looted everything and I was dipping but I was running
And then as always getting attacked by zombies
He shot me right in the back. So I hit it behind the wall for restart
You're like that's almost like combat logins, that smart
I mean bro...
I'm not forced to get back on! Like you know what I'm saying?
100%
Obviously that shouldn't say anything. If you are forced to get that one. You sure are not in a hurry to hit the play button exactly exactly
I'm not in no hurry to hit the fucking play button
Right
I think it's right, bud.
One of these dudes finally gave me a fucking thing! Let's go!
Tannis Sardinesice Ardains, yeah
Yeah, I'm about to fuse a fuckin'
army of zombies. I'm about to murder
all of them one at a time
Get up this side where all my food will come from
Nooo I just saw where all my food will come from.
I want this dude's backpack actually. Bear this head first. Holy... there's that first holy Take my five dollar calls, I wanna see you break a leg.
You should remove the clothes so people don't tap them to check if your ass is trapped. This guy's got a cool bag, man.
Has this guy got a dog?
Ooh... Huh! Ooh.
So I wanna see you break a leg,
you should remove the clothes so people don't
tab to check loot and notice your trap.
You don't really notice it. I don't think you can
tab the bear trap.
Ooh, I'm a chink! Oh, Romachenko. Let's go look at it. oh Oh, I'm gonna need some rope. uh Hmm... Hmm. Should I remove it and just hope someone hits it like normal? so so I'm going to have to go back up there. Sure.
Food! I don't know if we have time to wait. so so I'm going to bait people in with a drink on the other side and i'll try so Actually, is it guts stuff?
No guts. No guts no glory.
I hear a chicken! We gotta get it.
Oh, we can't get in here. It's all looted right?
Since we're still here in proximity I need these zombies to start happen some fucking loot.
Some food.
I didn't open the trunk of that...
Oh yeah, dude.
Probably just this one. oh yeah Alright, I think we're just gonna dip.
Maybe give it a little more time as people are spawning so Oh, hey man. Hey, how's it going?
What the... Whatever.
I stepped on a bear trap but i'm okay oh dude that's scary scary that didn't even do damage to me bro what the i think it's because you stepped over really fast.
You think you want to place it now?
Right.
What do you mean bro we have to dispose of this?
It hurt something, it almost hurt me.
So what are you going to do then?
Where do you want to put it? In the trash, in the blue trash over there?
Just throw it on to put it? In the trash, the blue trash over there.
Y'all can take it though, alright?
What?
Y'all gonna take him and put it somewhere, right?
I don't know... what do you mean? Right?
What do you mean is my... I don't understand what you're saying.
What are you trying to say if I'm a...
I'm gonna put it in the blue thing over there.
Okay, okay. Yeah, okay. Grab that shit man.
I'm not carrying it.
That's mine!
That's my bear trap!
Get back here!
Oh yeah, you're hiding in there?
Yeah, I'm just gonna go get him.
You know what?
I'll be right back.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay. Okay. Okay. That's my... that's my bear trap!
Get back here!
Yo, yo, nothing.
I don't have much.
I know you don't but I'm here to eat your body.
My body? What?! Yep, I'm gonna eat your left leg...
...right leg... Stop running!
Just let me kill myself. I'll kill myself.
Alright, alright. Hurry up, hurry up.
And I don't get the stats then!
Don't fucking move.
Okay... Okay.
I killed myself, what the fuck? Do you wanna go out with Otter or something?
... so so Way too obvious. I mean, we'll find out.
You never know.
You're not really looking for that sort of stuff
I need his body for rope though You know, I've sat here and hit this water for so long so so so That's so fucking obvious, because I just tell them works just fine... so... Put the shirt on it maybe?
Just leave the shirt on. so nice Nice. I'm going to throw it to the right of it so Yeah, fuck this. I say we just leave it.
Put a shirt there and make it look nonsense?
We'll just go for it.
Okay... You can't place a trap in the shirt, doesn't work like that don't work back there at what point do you need to file for residency in this neighborhood to start paying taxes i think the time limit is a year or so home
oh yeah actually listen i'm gonna leave the town soon guys if that's chance is that shots reach standard. Look at that. When you're focused on this, you're not focused on that. so. Hmm.
Ah, optional interest. All right, we'll wait for one more guy maybe.
You're not getting back on, are? I don't hear you chillin'?
Nah. I'm just chilling watching you.
Okay. You know I'm not doing anything though, right?
Yeah.
I just have a bear trap set up by the fucking fountain. I'm just thinking about, you know...
Yeah, I'm fuckin' watching.
There's somebody to go get some fuckin' water?
Or loot that fuckin guy's shirt.
Maybe end up putting it by the shirt?
Not a problem.
It's like, the shirts just there because because i don't know i was gonna put
the shirt on but i think it makes more obvious
someone's here i think might be the same person though so so so I can't even go up anymore. so so so so so so. um. a big idiot need water My man has looted the same thing three times so so so so so. so I got the one doofus who doesn't want to hit the phone. so uh Hello there. Whoa, what's going on in here boys? What's going on?
I'm not sure if you can see me or not but I'm just trying to request. Woah! What's going on in there boys?
Alright, what's going on?
You were fine to the death!
Oh, what the fuck?
Back to the desk. What's happening on here, boys?
I'm trying to get our team recruited here. What's going on, Jesus Christ!
No one gonna explain themselves?
Yeah me and this guy don't like each other. We're killing each other. That's what's happening.
That's all! Get over here! This guy just attacked me on the bus for no reason so I'm murdering him.
He's bleeding, he's in trouble yo no interference get out of here man no interference this is 1v1 lady You better find a place to bandage, boy. hmm uh No!
FUCK! Damn it, man.
I should have gone for another strong...
No way.
He turned on your bitch ass to smoke.
Bro I thought I had that!
Bro you were smoking him how the hell did you just let that happen?
I shouldn't have stepped away after that strong maybe I should've kept trucking
Yeah you shoulda stronged and then that fucking spam left click Yeah yeah yeah I think like was a bad mistake. Yeah, you should've just stronged and then that fucking spam left click.
Yeah yeah yeah. I think like I stronged, I stepped away, it was too much space.
I backed up at that point, it wasn't an option.
Fuck man...
That motherfucker was bleeding for a while too.
That's why I thought I had it.
That's why I thought I had him, huh?
Fuck! That one guy was there bro, he wanted a partner
probably give me a gun if I won that shit.
Yeah true, true
He wanted a team Yeah.
Fuck, dude. Do I go with my maker character right now or is it just Kevin Hart?
I'll go solo round off on him for a little bit.
I'm not on his server yet...
...I mean, I'm not on any server right now so...
Yeah exactly. on That guy who run before us or whatever has a clip of him. I forgot to tell you.
I don't even know what he does.
You know, I'm stubborn.
I like watching me get my ass kicked.
Yeah, bro.
I'm not going to let that happen.
I'm just going to go ahead and kill this dude. I'm going. I don't like it when someone wants me to get my ass kicked.
Yeah bro...
EMCA his bitch ass.
Send him a fucking cease and desist.
Yeah literally.
That shit does not exist motherfucker. We're 1v4 one before what the are we talking about
yeah i'm pretty sure that dude was a certified whatever actually that's a good reason probably
to get out of here and go on the other side.
He probably was, considering there were two other people in town
and he ran into the bus to stab you.
Literally ran in knife ready, ready to go. Yeah, I'm pretty sure I've been stream-shot for three or four times.
Oh yeah, the one in the bush? This one?
The guy who hunted me one in the bush? This one?
That was a guy who hunted me dude, the guy who's fucking hunting me down like a goddamn dog
Yeah, yeah, I was watching that
It was nuts dude Yeah, if you look at the queue on both servers there's a fucking difference.
Really?
Yeah I'll tell you exact numbers right now. I know. Really?
Yeah, I'll tell you exact numbers right now.
Hey...
Oh peanuts. Hey Oh, peanuts
Oh, pink has a long head phone Hey, why is it I have it up top.
I still got it.
We're watching a bit.
Still got it.
The one we were on? 37. so The one we were on, 37.
The other one?
12.
Big difference, by the way. Thank you.. What's the max players that can be on the map at any given time?
40. Wait, 50. Apologies. 50 apologies some of your hardcore dude
that double 16 hour
um
I just think that makes me one of the laziest people on the planet.
It so happens, I work in a field where people consider that dedication and hard work
and shit.
It's far from it, bro.
It's far from it.
I know we can't get a gamble by the way alagoza my bad for missing that dinosaur i heard to come through man i already come through i apologize let's not do that.
Okay, what the fuck do I do here?
I think this is... I'm at the maze right now. so Time to roam around and get Expedition gear. Yeah, this character completed everything.
When?
Yesterday?
Yeah
I'm gonna check if you guys...
Somebody else who died over here.
That guy's a stupid dude.
Damn!
And basically endgame right?
Yeah, I'm saying that's a...
Yeah pretty fucking fucking good. I'm in front of the maze right now, not exactly. I have no stamina whatsoever from carrying three heavy ass weapons.
Yeah, that's it. There's fucking waddling over here. matches that again Why is it on there? A little bark I need now?
I don't know where I want to go though. Probably away from the wall, so this way maybe?
So am I just gonna punch a bar? Just make sure I get heat buff and shit
replenished when my need to. There we go.
We got a cross, we don't have a lot of stamina across,
better shoot motherfuckers. Here we go. We got a cross, we don't have a lot of stamina across, so we're just gonna have to live with that.
Better shoot motherfuckers who see us.
That's all I can say.
Thing that sucks about this place is you need so much ammo
to get by...
...that makes it like triple- I'm like triple carrying a shit ton of stuff.
Look at that stamina bar, bro! You think it's even worth it? Wonder if I drop...
Wonder if I should drop the uh..
Blaze.
I don't like to eat it though, man
Probably not gonna shoot more than a fucking one shot of the naked meat if I even shoot a shot of it.
I don't even know where to find people in this bitch.
Let's get out this way. so so so That's decent, right? Yeah, I won't be able to hold my breath for sniper shots.
I want that instantly shoot on each
Huh? What is weighing me down so fucking much?
This gun, huh?
10 kilograms.
4 kilograms.
4 kilograms.
Dude, that's how...
The gun is even heavy as shit.
Triple carrying this thing
is...
Maybe I drop the Blaze?
This is a shit ton of ammo for it though. Well, it's not shit none.
It's gonna be helpful with that double shot though, with the three weight rounds.
40-50-60 shots...
I'm wet too and need to dry off. You're not wrong there.
Not wrong there.
Probably gonna do it right here.
Press right here I'm gonna stop this video. They literally just went down, bro. No way!
Wish I had a lighter. We'll show you later. uh that's fine so I'm doing that.
Thought I had that guy, I know a gas fuck.... This is helpful. If I could drop the fantasy, I guess God can't beat you nothing
Six more rounds in there. Eight rounds out.
We have a bunch of make-arounds. hmm so Okay.
You dropped the blaze, well let's test this, let's see okay?
You drop blaze, I mean Let's see. Okay, we dropped Blaze.
My stamina is low right now because also...
Blaze and all the ammo.
That's what we got now.
Obviously, it can be higher than that
once all this is...
doing better.
I fixed you.
And you. Holy shit. I don't think it's gonna be changing too much though so. There. Man, why do we have to be in this shit right now?
We'll change the placement of this fire anyways.
If you want to do that.
That's all we got for that thing. this right inside the tree.
And here, try to see if it helps. Stand wet or not wet but stand dry.
Right there. right Oh man, it sticks. Not a big fan, not a big fan. I hate this shit. Oh fuck.
Where's the bark at
oh I'll do it again. I'm going to see if this helps a little bit with keeping the clothes dry.
Try and stay tucked into the tree as close as possible there.
Put the heat on us and start doing those sescos. so I'll be honest, um...
I don't think I care for the Maker too much.
I think, um...
I'd rather have like just a sick fucking AR and sniper combo on this map
Rather than having to carry around a 10kg gun. You know?
It's like carrying four weapons, basically. Right?
Instead of just over-four weapons.
I am carrying four in the mirror now, but the four big ones four main webs
actually it's yeah so I think this is working. so so.. There's an enchantment or something. I'll leave this up. Drop the maker and check it. so.
Bro, you should have seen this fucking fight I had with this guy after he died bro.
The cat pulls up...
...I mean it was far from safe the cat pulls up and he's like looting our third guy that died in the barracks really
I pull out my AK, open a door and start shooting
Three bullets in, the gun jams
For now, up to my AUG
Pull back up, gun jams
Both of my guns are jammed
I'm just eating ass in this bitch-ass, he's shooting shotguns, pythons...
...firing me down. Didn't hit one shot.
I unjammed my AUG and fucking tapped him in the head.
No shit.
Yeah it was actually pretty fucking funny.
It was good.
If that was him I'm crying from the death because I jammed twice bro.
That sounds so nutty.
I'll put it in the disco whenever you're, uh...
I can't even remember your game.
Can't hold my breath, chat....
...
... Drop the glaze, keep your bullets.
Look at me drop the glaze.
It's a little bit better.
Now that we're drying off it's definitely
a little better.
We need our backpack to be fucking good. I don't like the backpack being fucking soaked. so Oh, she's stuck. Wet.
Come on, just do like a fucking small stick. Do I have any? No, I don't. Let's move. uh Let's go find some spots and maybe we can camp with the maker.
I want expedition here is what we want expedition here.
Is what we want too.
Might not be a bad idea to loot areas like this.
Let's just shitload of zombies there. so I don't know do something like that. oh so Should I make myself fucking heavier?
I think that's enough, though. so I'm going to go ahead and do it again. What? I think.
Do they have attack from the flashlight? I don't know.
No, actually look.
We shot all that E5 sites over here huh?
A little bit though to be honest's one of those amazing things I don't know if that's a good sign. Oh, by the way,
the Q dropped heavy when you flopped.
I hope it didn't.
Yeah, it did. It was at 40 and now it's at 28 Is that 1 at first?
That's 40, now it's a 28. I'm going to choose the cat. I think somebody already literally put it down here. here so I see This thing is giant, dude.
Oh, man!
The mains?
We've gotta get PvPp on this child so so so I hate you. I don't even know if I can stand it like this.
Did I scare you? Something does that remind of when I one taped
you with the Kar98k
... How dare you. How dare you remind me of such things? so so so so so uh Uh oh.
Uh oh.
This thing is so fucking just keeps
going and fucking going it's hard just to get around
it to go that way holy shit's crazy man I haven't heard anything of mains popping.
Wanna get to like small military camp, maybe that one with the stairs. Something like that.
Yeah I'm supposed to do this...
... so so I don't think that's where we go. so so so Yep, just like that, like that, like that. I think it can get these things That's obvious. We are... weird I thought someone was running right behind me. Like, oh shit! first Alright, we don't want to mess with that one thing.
Let's do this.
Let's just go out there and shut does, I don't fuck with the different colors.
Nice gun, dude! Nice gun, dude!
I did shoot it a bunch before though.
Badly damaged mag, badly damaged MK2 and I'm like yeah dude wondering why it sucks so so Alright, hopefully going this way gets me somewhere.
Let's get these sticks right here.
I don't want to stick around the same area for too long. so I'm annoyed.
Wait, are my matches down?
Maybe they dried off?
They dried off nice-o!
Um... um so so so.
It's the back.
It's the same, it's all weight.
I just have to drop my gun but the problem is you need so much ammo out here.
I wouldn't normally give a fuck about the blaze,
I'd drop it in a heartbeat and drop all of the ammo if I had fucking 15 shots
into what's called... I was just thinking about PvP
But if I needed any PVE done... place.. Don't you have a bunch of ammo for the AUG? Yeah.
I do.
Okay, let's go. You think I should get rid of the blaze. like that Why though?
I mean, for the extra stamina over there.
So I can move.
Is it worth it or not? He likes low stamina because he can run all the time and recover faster. Hmm.
Let's just keep it for now. I'm worried about getting rid of that
guest. so I mean, I'll barely be able to snipe. But, anyway. It's all good.
You can go to the single tower and check it out. Camp it for a little, maybe.
See if we can catch people going to do it. Doesn't seem like anyone's fighting so
that might be the worst idea.
Okay. I did.
Holy light! crazy so so so so Where is this guy? so so After getting maker, this side of the map gets pretty boring. I mean, I just gotta go find where people go! What do people do over here?
You have to hit these military camps. People are going for expedition gear and shit.
That's what I'm going for, so...
This single tower seems to be a good spot
for that
we'll see if someone shows up and if no one does for a little bit we'll go ourselves so hmm so Love you some sum
Thank you for the extra long streams
Recently
Bro thank you guys For always showing up Dude Thank you guys for always showing up.
Dude, thank you bro
for the $25. I appreciate you bro.
Hey man, I'm doing it because
I want to. I'm glad that
you fucking like it as much as i do brother
you know what's up appreciate my dude thanks for the 25 months and uh hey man i'll be around I'm sorry.
That sucks on this side. That would be a better tree.. down
if you can avoid front lawn tree it works We'll see if we see anybody going for this for a little. This is a pretty good spot, if no one goes here, we're gonna take it.
So we give it a little little time camp it up a bit 0 for 2. That should be about 1, so center mass should be fine here.
One tap done. so so I know this might be boring, but uh...
Always think every time I walk up this ramp it's gotta fucking suck.
You know? Wonder if I can actually- Yeah.
I wonder if I can actually get an angle onto the stairs inside,
because then I can shoot people as they're kind of like aiming up. Let's look around,
we've got plenty of time right? Might as well fucking check some eggs.
It's crazy i haven't seen a zombie bear in a million.
Right here, see this? See the thing right here?
Look at that guy
i actually catch them
being a little bit more nonchalant there actually
more unexpected angle too go to bed.
Went to bed, you weren't geared. Wake up,
You're geared. Also today is my birthday.
Happy birthday brother! Happy fucking birthday.
Hope it's a good one, bro.
I appreciate you, sir.
Hope it's been a good one.
And yeah,
I'm geared because
I have this character
that I played yesterday.
Remember?
I got all the way through
the end game on this character.
So we are now trying to get him a little bit more set up for the winter,
the cold areas.
Okay. so so This is endgame geared, yeah.
I'm pretty endgame geared.
I mean... That was a lot of the stuff I should have but...
You know we get into fights and you lose your gear like...
This is what I got for now.
Trying to give it better...
I think I'm good weaponry wise
i'm not good like clothing wise. Just trying to reapply heat buff right now. I might still be able to get it. I think I will.
Even when it dies down,
It's going to be a little bit hot still.
Should be just enough barely hopefully potentially so so uh It's a nice part of the day.
People should be roaming around..... I don't know where the stairs are.
I'll figure that out.
I'm going to go east for that.
Let's change this Maybe after?
Maybe. Am I gonna play Once Human on release?
I might. Probably will try it out.
I haven't even gotten into the PvP of that game, so...
Might be cool. Josh really likes it.. so.
We'll give it a couple more minutes and we'll go check it out.
Any plans to play any Elden Ring DLC? I mean, I don't even beat normal Elden Ring.
Maybe we will have a Gander for like a week or something like that if we try to beat it.
I don't know maybe possibly. That would it decided. I don't see a PC on
SolidForge.
It should be there.
Tomorrow might be my whole
revamp day on the whole system chat.
I know Smokey wants to do it, so...
How much
do Ogmags weigh? Let's just
look at the
.25 kilograms.
Nothing, bro. Absolutely nothing. 0.25 kilograms nothing bro
absolutely nothing pretty sure that's without the ammo in it but the ammos will tell you It doesn't help that I'm rocking plate, right? Just how it goes.
Plate's heavy.
That's just how it goes.
It's all fine That's just how it goes. It's all fine.
Yeah.
All right.. I'm sorry.
It's a big fucking tree right here, isn't it?. Tap the link doesn't show his PC but if you search summit on the site you will find it pretty dope design hey thank you brother i feel like that is not in the shed thank you guys my artistic
skills definitely played a part in this, the build.
Thank you.
Thank you. This is one of the main places to loot, dude.
To be honest for like expedition.
Maybe I looted then then I camp in....... so... The boss is not here.
Plus five.
Thanks for the time, brother. Appreciate it. so... Hmm.
It's weird because it's like, I'm cutting my percentages down pretty heavy here right? It's like how- what percentage of the
players are on
this side with me right
now, right? And then
what percentage of those players
is going to be going for this tower
as their thing soon.
You know what I mean?
That's like...
It's got to be...
I'm waiting for five people,
so two people, three people.
There's probably ten people over here. How many people...
Okay out of fifty how many do you think are on the other side of passage?
Like 10?
15?
I would say fucking 10 to
15 max. And 15
is being like, if you're doing good on that your server's pretty solid
i'd say most people are stuck because it's not easy
to knock it stuck be honest with you of course I play my life like a fucking jackass too
I guess if I didn't do that I would live more
All right telling that to myself.
There's gotta be a...
I've got to be okay walking into this thing.
Then again, I have gotten into a fight here before.
Also it's bright as a motherfucker!
The sun is peeling my eyeballs off the fucking snow. Watch this other sniper set up in different spots bro.
Crazy. I wouldn't even mind it.
I don't really mind too much that this guy dies, to be honest with you.
I kind of like the early game a little bit more than the endgame but...
The endgame is like kind of epic that you're getting to places that most of the server won't be able to get to i think that's also sweet sweet.
I want to odd out there. so so so Bro, you're dead if you walk in here.
If someone's waiting and they are in this tower...
You're dead! Look at all these angles!
Someone sits like right there. You're dead!
I have reason to believe no one's here and that reason is that I'm still alive
to be honest. That's it.
That's all
there is to it. It's because I'm alive dude a pristine fucking part my friend, pristine
pristine pot is on the gas stove but the gas stove itself is badly damaged
yeah Yeah.
Did I hear something?
Oh, service wagon. Oh. Sure is lagging.
Good, not bad.
Okay? I'm sorry.
What are you gonna do?
What the fuck are we doing? Got that four bullets... What do you want me to fucking do with that?
Four bullets, no stressing.
Thank you, Mullen, I appreciate the doughnut dude.
Medieval boots! the donut dude medieval boots oh server not responding i got kicked that's what
happened to me earlier, bro. Yeah?
I got stuck in fucking Q.
Thanks for everything, I just should've gone down. Yeah.
Banned, banned! He's banned. Alright, I'm going to bed bro. Good luck with your run man. Alright mate, I'll catch you tomorrow.
Yes sir and see ya tomorrow.
Later.
Later Jack, goodnight.
Admin's kicking you so you can go the fuck to bed Lamau.
M30 now so I know you're too old for this bullshit.
Not too old for the bullshit, I'm good man.
Give me a little sleep's the night vision scope.
Which would do nothing at this point.
Turn around, bag of drums... Why can't I find expedition
beer? Holy! I should find a little bit more.
Who the fuck would want to snag me, that sucks.
Let's see if i get a good bearing or wear what
I had next though.
Don't think that, right?
....... so That was, let's see. Trying to figure out what direction to go.
That's attack on Titan.
That's ending area, right here.
We can get that. So we don't want to go ending area obviously.
We don't wanna go that way.
I think that's maze, right there. That's maze, okay?
I'm gonna go this way.
Wherever this way leads us, we go this way.
Directions on that...
East! That's where I thought we should go.
Oh man, there wasn't shit in here huh? so so hmm so Good
die here. There we go.
I'm going to We could die here. Here we go. so I haven't heard shit.
Not a single gunshot.
Dude, I might be the only one over here.. Maze?
North. Wasn't that maze?
I think so.
Okay, let's go back to the I think so.
I think Maze is in like Northwest map of Passage.
Attack on Titan might be like southwest
all the little things might be like east that's what i'm kind of getting
the uh the map layout in my head on right now that's what i have laid out
in my brain at the moment
you think that's bait i mean at this point bro we can this point bro, we can't just pretend that-
We can't just say everything that we hear is bait and then we'll never go to anything.
Skelly steer clear's steer clear.
Ooh, cool. That's not mage then right?
That could be wolves.
Is this a static spawn?
Damn, damn! Is this a static spawn? It's a spawn-spawn. Hey, I'm Daniel!
Shit...
That was a nice little
find. It's somewhere this way right? Daniel, was I summoned? No sorry bro. Sorry. Throw it! Throw what? The egg? I know I'm sensitive about that topic. Okay, another trekkers...
I'm not fucking judging anybody.
I need some expedition gear today!
Would really like to be warm at all times
could have been shooting for like down here.
I don't think so though, it was also a distance
fair distance away. Could've been wolves
I'm thinking walls.
Wasn't that many shots?
Tap, tap, tap! You know what I'm saying? Just enough to fucking kill a few wolves. There's an entrance right there. so so so so so Ain't Bait, question mark.
If you were baiting this would be where
you hold right? And if he was banning, I would have been seen already. so so so so so so so so so so. so I don't think it's anybody so I wish the whole bus noise wasn't so loud, so that I would be encouraged to use it more.
It being so fucking loud is kind of...
I wish it didn't make a noise at all, then the enemy'd be honest with you.
What am I? Oh my god oh my god shit! Funny, Emily.
Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, shivering with the gun.
Scared to shit.
He put his hands back on the gun.
It's scaring me a lot.
That's where we died yesterday I think but on the other side. Scaring me a lot Nobody gonna make it There's nobody going maze, I'll tell you that.
There's nobody going maze.
We've seen them already.. so so so Hmm. I go east again, bailing this twice.
Hurt some shots but that's all we had.. so so I don't think he's going to make it so let's bail on this and go east.
There is no way we are finding them, Hedlund Haystack.
That's not annoying at all! No.
He's probably just sitting in a tree cooking. They head east. so so so so Hmm.
Maybe he shoots and goes up here?
Low chance, though. Very low chance. stream snipers hate this one trick to acquire the stuff, making stuff.
Acquire the maker? Yeah listen I'll be honest just being over here
makes it harder for them but we did have one guy that we were pretty suspicious on
stream sniping that was like camping our exit point. I thought it was kind of wild so so so so Holy! That guy got cracked in the most random of places. He might have teammates.
Holy shit, we hit that. I was thinking about not taking it. Thank you. so.. so.. I mean, it's probably more like a 200 meter shot because I had it zeroed for 200. so so.. That's my first kill I think I've ever really gotten out here.
Just randomly.
It's crazy because this isn't really out of point of interest, right?
This is kind of like random and so on.
That's why I was worried that he has teammates.
I'm going to wait here for a little bit.
We have time until restart, so... so so.
His body's out in the open.
I don't think I'm gonna loot him.
I'm going to wait a little bit, see if anybody else will decide to...
but I'm not going to You have to go out here and need his stuff?
What stuff do I need of his?
I'm okay right now.
Maybe gas?
He has a gas head.
His weapon cleaning kits..... Yeah, if you had an anchor mag that could be insane. It could be. so..
That guy who is shooting to our left, chat, would be nearby.
And it would very easily have heard the crazy shot, you know?
I don't know about living up dudes.
I'm gonna be honest so. so so. so so. so so so so I guess. so Hopefully it wasn't Maverick or something. so so so
if i die it's because we're gonna go try to loot.
I don't think they're going to be in there.
Think if there's any-if they're, they're just in the street lamp.
He's not going to watch the body anywhere else. so I don't know if they just sent me in.
I've been shot at already a million years ago.
If there's no...I might just AUG up here
when I get into this treeline. If I clear this tree line,
I think I'm good to lose them
holy shit I am on top of him. so so so so so so so so Solo, huh?
Either that or his teammates are like repositioning at this point trying to find me.
Andor is about to be looking for the body soon and might get caught. We'll see. Oh man, that's heavy. so so so He's looking pretty good, this guy. so so I think this is all we really need at this point. Everything else is fine, let's get out of here.
He has an SKS so I don't really worry about him with that. Okay.
Successfully got it down into a decently safe place.
Okay, one...can I put this ga- is this guy's galley on this?
Probably going with my blazer though..... Pox card still on the anabas, man. I feel it.
We have a pox antidote somewhere. Should I have two of them? Fuck it.
That looks fucking wild. Shit.
Down for this, that'll replace you also now for this where you got. What up, Sum-Sum? How goes it brother? I see you been really enjoying this server man. Love the content. Thanks for the good times always broke
See, oh
Thank you, brother man appreciation my god
It's just shenanigans in thanks for that My god, my god. This is schnuggins dude
Thanks brother man
Broxy. Broxy or Schnugans?
Both
I'm not gonna bring another gas can, I don't think Probably not worth having another mag.
I think I'm just gonna take this out.
My stamina is gone, bros.. I'll be able to cook this food before it goes bad, Chad. so I don't want to fuck with that. I'm annoying myself.
I'm annoying myself right now,
but I won't talk about it.
Let's get this thing out of the fucking...
let's just go to a different tree for this. I don't wanna talk about it. Let's get this thing out of the fucking,
let's just go to a different tree for this.
It seems so stupid fucking right now.
Oh okay. This is gonna be bad soon. Let's see if there is some stupid fucking area down here.
This is going to be a bad sand, we gotta hurry.
... what I did it. okay Okay. Shit's kind of annoying, huh?
Oh come on man.
What? Did I bugged? The fuck is going on here?
Just do it.
It's all a little obvious out there but whatever He had to have been a solo guy, I think.
Random solo guy.
He just got through, I think... passage.
Just don't want it to go rotten right now. It's a big piece of food that would be gone if that was the case, I don't want that to happen.
That could be boiled? Yeah, so...
I mean, yeah. so so so so Hey, fuck I'm doing it wrong.
How many times am I going to do that to myself friends? Okay, there we go.
Holy!
This is kinda like bear meat I think.
I might go to maze and kill a couple minotaurs and just be good. That's my fucking hunting.
Yeah?
I had a second think it went bad that's's why I started cooking this one before my bed.
I didn't want to lose it. That's good food right there.
Perfect, maxed...
Max the stomach.
Back to what we were doing east.
We're looking for people just like that guy.
Let's go!
Why is my... you know I'm all of a sudden so heavy again?
It's because I've gathered up... picked up all that stuff huh? Why is my mall all of a sudden so heavy again?
It's because I've gathered up, picked up all that stuff.
That'll help a little bit.
And that too.
You know what? It's worth a hit. so so so Haven't heard anyone maze. At least I didn't have to shoot the gun.
And it wasn't a hitscan, I think I shot it in front of him. Someone was telling me for sure it's not a headscan.
I think he was mad.
... so so Let's see. on that one So basically all we're gonna do when we're out here is just look for PvP at this point, I think. so Kill as many as you can with the maker.
I'm going to try, I'm going to try and make this character live as long as he can but
everybody out here is gonna have such weaponry that it's gonna be nutty.
And they're gonna be good enough players if they get through passage, right? So just... I've been hovering around maze forever, dude.
I need to get the fuck away from this guy.
Pfft Did she finish the map?
Yeah, this is at the end of the map.
This guy. The one-hitter quitter.
Kills in one shot.
I just ended someone's run
at least three to five
hours, yeah?
Pretty crazy, man, when you're taking that from
somebody. I mean, shit like that
takes me up a hundred times now.
You don't feel good.
Honestly it's a little relieving when you get off the character that has been there for a while and go back to
Want to go past that Tampa helicopter. Helicopter is something that people search for out here.
Because it has a half of the key chat, so if we can get there in time
and other people heard it might be able to get some PvP kills here.
Assuming we're not fucking dead right now.
That poor guy actually got caught in a...
just in weird timing. almost didn't see him i saw like an ant thing moving Yeah, dude was super unlucky.
For sure, Vic. For sure.
Let's see if we can find this helicopter landing or crash I mean.
Okay. You get a bad one on the road, but...
Straight south. I'm going to go back. so so so I'm not gonna go around, fuck it. We gotta go.
I don't have a lot of time before people don't give a fuck about it and just...
Don't know where it is.
Oh, it's fucking tarp dude. Can't see shit in there.
Zomblers are in, and they're fine... so so so...
Did someone say bacon?
It's bacon!
I don't know what that is. Shit. so so I think.
A compass has seen better days so so What the fuck is this?
Weirdly laid out rocks right here or what?
Huh?
The hell's going on here?
... so. oh there's no so I don't know.... Zootz. Magazines.
Interesting. interesting No, we're not gonna go in.
Pretty interesting though.
Doesn't let me out of the way down.
Nope, bitch.
The same way he came out. so so so And I don't know if i'm gonna find this thing chat. so so Up the stairs. so so Damn. so so I have no idea.
I thought I walked in a pretty fucking straight line for the most part. so so I'm looking for smoke. Oh, I mean here's the military area.
We can maybe camp in a tower and see if someone shows up or loot it first, looking for expedition gear.
We have to mop up all the zombies though.
Jam I can't believe I couldn't find the crash, but that brought me to here at least. Kinda nice.
There's a spot I wanted to find a PDP at every once in awhile
But never found anybody here. so I go from this way?
I think you can, there might be two of the hatches. yeah this is the other side so so so I've never actually seen anybody here. so so so Oh, that's a diversado brother. uh I don't know, a SF? man So we're all up in this.
Gander.
The thing that we worry about the most?
This window and this door. so so You can be so fucking shady in some of these areas, man.
Oof!
I don't know how you're ever looking for some of this. Look for some of these roof
c I thought I saw the guy there, Jack.
Then a shot rang out. Summit felt his shirt get wet and cold.
You could feel his eyes get heavy.
It was all over.
He met his marker. uh Looking more for like clothing
i mean i didn't do anything.
Expedition boots, Christine. Boom! I'll take him.
You thought you were about to scream, you thought you're about to do your job like a fucking proud hero...
Nope! You're dead!
You're fucking dead!
Expedition boost though, chat. Pretty fucking nice dude.
Ogrina? Or Famos? Lamas? in the morning. This guy's got a helmet on. I'm trying to get this out now, man.
Roll back here... Ninja mode.
Play that! Later.
Where'd he go?
There you go. Expedition bag, it's back! I got it. This is the fucking...the best around!
You don't know.
You don't fucking know. Use your- You know what the fuck I mean.
Fucking use your... It serves no reason, man.
Imagine if I missed this?
Ah! Boom! another expedition piece.
Okay. Heat's going up as we speak. That's two expedition pieces.
These are just basically the gear that you want in this place is expedition.
It's going to give you the best installation. Wait.
Is that a guy? Oh, don't scare me bro. Oh, exhibition gloves maybe?
Yes!
Let's go Head back is what I'm getting at.
And like on the front, my head pack is back.
Just joking guys, just joking.
Really really like the head pack a lot.
It's my favorite.
Okay? okay Oh, yes!
Suppressed AUG. I don't think that's in the compound chat, right? It's outside.
It's way outside. Way outside. I think they're fighting the bear.
They might be fighting the fucking bear.
... This is exactly what we wanted to do. Come here, nice and clean setup.
I think I'm just gonna take two. Two grants is fine.
That's exactly what we're looking for, expedition gear. You know what I'm saying?
Well that actually might be on the way to me.
I'm not actually sure.
Uh-oh.
You didn't see nothing, did you?
The only person that lay eyes on me.
Nice and clean, baby.
Nice and clean.
The elimination
of all the Zombs.
Pretty sure that's outside the compound chat
any other things laying around regarding expeditions here i don't think so
i think we're good let's get out of here but these guys run up the stairs because I don't know...
I can tell how far the sounds are. Expedition nipples. what does that mean exactly what the is that me
that's like our quest given to Hutch and Hutch alone.
What's your quest called, Hutch?
Expedition nipples.
We're going to be searching for the rarest nipples on this planet to see if they can attach to my body.
What's going on?
What's goin' on, what's goin' on?
I have to check this How's that daisy treating you?
Not bad.
Check this hangout chat.
Okay.
Sorry, what did you say now? I apologize.
I'm like focused up. I'm hella dialed in bro.
I didn't say anything! Well you said okay motherfucker like I missed something.
You did that on purpose knowing
that I would say something.
You think I don't know you Judd?
You think I don't know what you're trying to do?
That's it! How is Daisyisy going you said good i said
okay
no you shut your bitch mouth okay
okay
look at this spot boys. so I don't know. Chad, do we just go camp the tower?
Nobody looks in that window.
I say we just do it.
I don't know if nobody looks in that window but every team
that I've ever shown up to this place with
nobody looks at the window.
Maybe they'll clear the tower
and if they clear the tower,
but if they clear the tower... I mean, well, I mean, that's hard fuck.
That's a hard-ass clear for them too.
Okay. so Now I'm not playing the grenade set. And I gotta give it like three weeks, so I just got through playing it the other day.
Yeah, and I fucking stone-cold that shit man.
You know what I'm saying?
Like I was...
Stone cold chillin'.
You gotta give it some time or it ain't so funny if you overdo it, ya know?
Oh, you're the expert on being funny huh Jed?
Well I know your not.
What the fuck?
How dare you bitch!
The fuck are you calling a bitch?!
Sorry. so Bro, Chad
This place is a goddamn nightmare to walk into
Look at these angles
That I got going
It's a fucking nightmare than I got going.
It's a nightmare to climb this fucking tower too. so so
look at that bro i'll shoot you through that I think we just gotta make her up here, guys. Are you in a dangerous area? Yeah, why?
I was wondering why you're like slow peeking and everything.
Yeah this is a military compound on the other side of passage
oh it's like a hot pvp area about as hot as they come, Jed.
Okay.
I've actually never seen anybody here but people come here to loot lots of stuff.
But one day they will be there and you'll be like
glad I slow picked it.
I heard shots around the area
so that means if they're shooting around here
it might be possible that they need to
loot around here.
Get some gear started.
Yeah!
... I'm going to a tournament tonight.
Probably warming up their food, yeah away for what brother I started playing
the Pokemon card game again I got really good at it internet tournament and I'm gonna be some little kid.
Yeah, I get the feeling you're going to get smoked.
Take some pictures of the place.
I will. place uh i will What deck?
Charizard Pidgeot deck.. so so they're playing they're playing pokemon games bro you're watching twitch at 8 a.m so so. so so. And zombies back. See how fast they respawn?
I think it's a little too fast.
Unless there is one left alive.
..... Look at this dude, like bro.
Crazy things. Well I'm in here a little bit longer too so I'm not shivery one or two so much
damn i cooked that dude so hard everyone's taking collateral damage. I thought more people would show up to this chat hmm That's damaged.
Should I...
Epoxy etcher?
I guess so, huh? Actually actually let's just get an expedition let's just keep. We've got one kill behind enemy lines back here, just a little while ago.
Nothing too crazy though, we just randomly spotted him in the forest and just mopped him.
He had an odd though, he got some bullets for us.
We can go back and get another fucking maker too.
Maybe do a little toss to a teammate.. Do I need a magazine? Yeah.
Hopefully, I'll kill somebody for one eventually.
The magazine only has three per though.
It's nothing too insane.
But... Oh, you hear it I know Justin Timberlake got arrested for DUI why is this so hard for people to not fucking drive when they drink?
It can't be that tough.
The motherfucker's that rich, just call a limo!
I guess he wasn't...
...in sync with the law.
You're such a dummy. I wasn't in sync with the law.
He's bringing Titsy back. That was a terrible one, good come on bro
Can i make a fire in here, Chet?
Alright.
Oh, dude, is it means of like um, like him watch him walk in the DUI line
But it's like him dancing on it. They've been like photoshopping doing like a side fucking, like little dance.
Yeah.
Shuffle-side shuffle and shit.
Yo JT, he can't be doing that now. He's like 40. He's too old for that shit.
Who?
Justin Timberlake! you still old for that shit?
It's hard to snipe when you can't fucking hold your breath for very long. so I think you can see it up on the stair. I may be stuck outside though. so I'm gonna go on the roof.
The roof will just give me away. Drop that.
Let's see.
Make it cooler colder though. Damn, bro.
That one likes this place?
This place is nutty i feel like these ghillies make it easier to see me. so Oh no. No.
This is a modded map.
Alright, well we took a crack at fucking camping this shit and I don't know... I that maybe we'd see somebody eventually especially after
you heard all those shots let those guys roll through Oh, Luke. This is good. Luke what are you talking about?
So basically it's like the first place you go to after you get through passage. The place is quite fitting, the odd dust out. really surprised
yeah it is now remember when you came in and got full uh expedition just like wait what uh. There is a chance someone can log into Uptown, I guess. I'm not even gonna do it. No, Addy no one's showing up bro.
No one's showing the fuck up.
I don't think... I don't think i'm far enough for the loot to respond. so I'm not just inviting stream snipers?
Stream snipers can...
Good luck getting through the passage, you know.
The stream sniper is a good guy to go after. passage.
The stream sniping is definitely lowered out here.
Did you see something pass, left or right?
Hold on...
Am I tripping?
Check that clip.
Check that clip.
Check that clip, I want to see it.
Did someone pass left or right there?
Shut up, Noddy! Shut up. Someone pass left to right there.
Shut up, naughty!
Shut up!
You don't fucking know.
I thought I saw it.
What? Check the clip.
West-southwest. west southwest so so Imagine Imagine Bros. Too fucking heavy dude. It's cause I have the one hit Yoel Romero, you know what I'm saying?
I just cruise for the...you know until I feel like getting crazy that I turn into a Super Saiyan for like fuckin' two-three seconds. so so Yes ma'am. I didn't find it last time.
Chat, did you guys check the clip? How's it looking? Who was that and why didn't he repeat me?
Heh... He must have seen who Chad just left.
I don't even know if slow motion could've caught that guy, you know what I mean too.
You guys aren't seeing everything like I see everything.
You know what I mean? so Alright boys. Don't let me see you without you seeing me, or you could die!
It's possible.
This thing,
I can even probably miss
what would miss
with a normal shot of this
and it might still hit
with the maker.
Okay. this it might still hit with the maker so Come on, if summer stops thinking of her. Summer's in the pen, you know at the end You have to actually jump in there And then you're done
I'm not gonna be able to do that
I don't want to go through
All these things
I just wanna get out
And make sure
That I can
Make it
To my friends
And make them happy
And make them happy And make them happy And make them happy I don't know what the hell that stuff's thinking.
Summit's in the pit, you have to actually jump into it.
I was in there briefly. so so. Alright, why am I running against him here? so so I used to Hey, you're still alive!
Yeah it's cause listen, yeah I think that there's probably not a lot of people out here.
Yeah...
I don't know how big this map is, is it pretty big? Yeah.
I don't know how big this map is, but it's pretty big?
Uh... It's like a little- I think it's smaller than the malls.
Thingy is that it's like...
It's not free reign. Once you go through passage
You're stuck on the other side so I'm only fighting people who are super geared
On the other side of passage
Ah, because you gotta go through it to get there. Yeah, exactly. Nemo apparently gets a bunch of kills out here, but I'm not really sure where he goes to do it.
It looks like they're playing woods, dude. You gonna play the Tarkov wipe? I might.
So, Hutch was talking because it's going to be around my birthday
and maybe we all meet up and do a LAN on release day?
Um... We'll see, motherfuckers.
Nah, I'll go fuck myself then, I...
It was his idea.
I might be able to get up here. And then...
Maybe try to eyeball the heli?
His original idea was
we do it at his house, but there's no way we're getting your ass on a plane.
Yeah that was my thought I was like man...a plane for fuckin' Tarkov? I don't know.
So I was like well we'll have to do it at Summits house then because he's not getting
on the plane. so so so What was the country we we got last time?
There's a way out. so I remember actually going up there somewhere. Alright, we don't need any.
I think that's it? It's Just another thing, I guess.
Wasn't there a way to get all the way
to the top, chat? Or am I tripping?
It's just not the same place?
Oh! Oh, it's this one.
There we go.
It's a broad and very, very ominous.
Is that a bear? It's not there. I think i want my fucking hunger uh-oh it's a fish and nothing so I'll jump out there and then I and get you back in.
Oh, shush! Expedition Firearm Repair Kit.
Christine, we're all getting there.
Ah, if I need something fixed... Bro... I'm just assuming it holds up here. so what so so so Interestingly, the new species came up with a great idea.
Summon a lamb with more species unknown substances to drink but the biome refused Thank you, Bella.
Yeah I'm good. Last chance.
Alright dudes... what time is it? didn't even see the helicopters you guys. so Thank you, Talcon. Appreciate the double-downer, brother.
Because he didn't have space for the Yoda at the end man.
Thank you sir.
That was a How does the server crash down to restart? Oh fuck.
Maybe we just call this then, chat.
Maybe we'll call it right there, because the next thing
we have to do is like fish and shit.
He looks cool though.
Our character, he's getting there.
What did we do?
Fortune hours?
Yeah. What did we do, 14 hours? Haha, Naughty. What's up brother? Um yeah we're gonna find someone to raid real quick chat.
Gonna find someone to raid real fast.
Thanks for all the support today brothers. I'm gonna go get some food. You'll find someone to raid real fast.
Thanks for all the support today, brothers! I do appreciate it.
Let's see... Aloha, my friend. Shaggy, what's up?
We already raided trade. We've already raided running man Z. and see How about...
I got one, okay?
Alright. I got one.
Thank you brother, you fucking doofus.
I appreciate you man. Let me check this guy.. About happy bombs. How about Happy Bombs?
He's playing Deadfall.
He's at Incubation.
Looks like he's gonna do some action,
he's got do some action. He's got a longhorn.
Happy bombs! Alright, let's hit him. Make sure you guys when you go over there you're super respectful okay? It's not somebody we normally raid so make sure you guys are on your A game.
That it can be taken as nothing but positive.
Thanks for all the subs today guys! The resubs, the gifted subs,
all the donos.
Dirt, by the way,
thanks for the support.
My man Telfon at the end.
Moldy, we're going to get
to that game, by the way.
Don't worry about the chain gaming
and we'll do some shit with it, so
if you're still around, I don't know if you still are.
I'll be on again
tomorrow? Oh, you are? Okay, cool. Yeah, I'll be
on again later today
doing our thing. I'm going to try to wake up a little earlier and
actually, dude, I'm going to be on later
because me and Smokey are going to be
doing the whole new setup.
So hopefully better mic, hopefully just
better quality all around. We'll be able to push
the streamer PC I think honestly
a lot harder than we do
the old one so we'll see if we can
maybe... Smokey really
likes trying to make the stream look really fucking good
so we'll see if we can get it looking better tomorrow
basically. But yeah
guys, enjoy Happy Bombs. Again,
just make sure you guys are super friendly over there.
Fox 3G, thanks for the final resub of the night.
I will catch you guys later. Thanks for all the support.
Outro, plop-plop-plop-plop-plop-plop.
No outro, no outro. I'm fucking gone, Dirtbat.
I do appreciate the support though thanks to The Fiverr.
But yeah guys we're out this bitch.
I'm sending you now. Goodnight, sleep well, I'll catch you tomorrow
and uh till then guys. Later, later.