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Thank you guys for tuning into the stream, good morning, good afternoon
Good evening, hope everybody's doing okay
What's going on? Motherfuckers
Morning, good afternoon, good evening. I already said that.
Please for the love of God get back to League of Legends
I miss your gameplay.
Yeah you're a League of Legends... You were waiting back to League of Legends. I miss your gameplay. Yeah? You're a League of...
You're waiting for my league gameplay?
Yeah.
You don't watch any other League streamers, right?
You're waiting just for me? I'm pretty sure I've seen this Tony clip already.
Is this the one where he tries to...
Tony tries to give the human meat
To a guy who's tied up but he accidentally eats it himself?
Yeah, Happy Father's Day I guess.
Okay. Happy Father's Day, I guess. Russian Summit League duos would be hilarious.
We both play the same lane.
He copied me, bro.
Fuck.
This is all I know. Yeah, I'm still holding out for Charles' return.
Oh it's gonna happen Shibuki!
It's gonna happen.
2stanky thanks for getting this side brother
appreciate it. Oh no and say, hey what's going on dude 65 months let's go let's go I'm gonna look like a reset or like a gift to something at first appreciate your brother man thank you awesome sauce thank you next right thank you opponent X course man. Thank you, Awesome Sauce. Thank you, NextRite. Thank you, Opponent
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Reviews. Thanks for the prime here, man. Appreciate
it. Spike Law. Spikeleton and Spike
Law, huh? Okay, okay, okay.
Um, yo, Rat Raider, Cathgar
Thank you guys so much for all the subs and resubs dudes
You getting on Deathfall right away or waiting for Kevin?
I'm gonna get on Deathfall
The other server
And I'm gonna wait for Kevin on the other one.
Imagine if I left Kevin there and got to the other side, or imagine I died or something
after all that.
Yo Barbie what's up?
Chilling, chilling, chilling.
Night Knight won't be getting on until later.
Yeah, he usually gets on late at night.
So that's like six, seven astronauts.
Six astronauts.
So you'll see how that character played. Phoenix Paul, what's up what's up man yo scrap fried chicken what's up guys thanks for the research dude fried
chicken long long a long ash time my friend long ashton thank Thank you guys so much for the resets.
Oh, Nathan is uh... The guy who was with us.
He logged in to you guys so he did...
Okay gotcha, gotcha, gotcha.
So if he's um... I mean it should be midday for him hopefully
or somewhat more playable time for him than us.
So we'll see. We'll add him up and stuff like that when
we decide to hop on this character city hornet again.
Yeah, we had a dope fight with him last night. It was crazy.
I actually didn't think that the strategy was going
to work. The whole let them
walk our...
Kind of a counter-strike strategy.
Really.
Let your teammates make noise one direction
while you hold and see if
you can catch a push essentially
That's essentially what happened
They thought they had information on which direction we went and
uh... the push out of a very, VERY easy to shoot corridor
and we fucking killed three out four of them. The fourth guy ran.
So I wrote you this poem. R are red violets are blue. My vase is packed. Can I stretch with you?
Poem stoning baloney good to see you I appreciate you, brother. What a fucking poem.
Stoney and Bologna, good to see you, brother.
Thanks for stopping by again, man.
Thanks for the donation.
Appreciate you, bro.
Yeah, Tyler, I see you too, man.
I see you too.
Thanks for the redo.
Almost at the year.
Thank you, brother.
Appreciate everybody.
Rose slept and went right back to streaming.
Sometimes that happens like that. I go on
long...
...streaming long streaming, put your head down type of moments.
You know what I'm saying?
Focus at work. I know that doesn't sound like I'm working. And I really am not, to be honest.
Time spent on stream is definitely not
time poorly spent
first time watching in months feels like uh just moved to Austin.
Oh, shit!
It feels like that you just moved to Austin?
Oh man, a move to different state is quite scary at least when I moved to Colorado.
So I feel you bro.
Well hopefully your getting a little bit settled.
Been following you for seven years, bro.
Oh dude... We've all been around on this website
for too long. This was not supposed to last this long!
This job is only supposed to go for a few years.
Um, yeah thank you guys for everybody that's decided to tune in by the way every once in a while I do think. Thank you guys for being the first crew to step through
to the stream kind of get me on the map on twitch um i don't think so everybody that's
got me on notifications everybody likes to come through right off the bat
on the daily.
Appreciate you guys.
Thank you so much.
Thank you so much.
And yeah, let's try to have a decent day. I'm gonna try to get some fun kills. Some
decent engagements. We'll see how it goes. At the very least we have that other character.
I'm going to get on Discord to see if naughty's gonna be around actually
chances are we'll be playing on the mosque with him these
uh i went to sleep fairly early yesterday, so you might be right.
Judd's in Discord too, I see that he's an NPA channel.
Yo minicap What's up bro? You came back again!
Thank you so much for gifting some more subs brother just like yesterday.
I appreciate your man.
Appreciate ya.
Welcome guys to the squad.
Hope everybody enjoys themselves. They gotta gift themselves for many
Uh...Legend here
Been around for a long time
And um
Yeah that's a lot of money though. I appreciate you.
Chill! Chill Grandma!
I'll have to check this for guns real quick.
Shouldn't of taken that bite. Fair enough.
Yo, roll pro! How long you been out here for?
Oh man, it's on the next box until I see that. You good? My man barely knows where he's at. He somehow attacked me. Thank you Kelp, appreciate your help.
Oh! crazy to think of the times your streams have kept me going through
much love thank you bro much loving appreciate you brother thanks for being around for so long
hey man we called 18 on the next one.
I'll be around if you motherfuckers are...
Uh-oh.
What's going on?
What the I love you all. What's a Yoda sound at the end of that?
Appreciate you guys, much love to you both. Sorry man.
I'm glad that you seem to be doing like you're... I'm glad you seem to be
like you're doing okay.
I appreciate you both.
Thank you so much for being cool, man
and for offering up a little sympathy.
Much love, bro.
And after 10 years of streaming
plus 10 years of watching, some things
never change like your big heart, big vibes, big head.
Yeah, you know, let's not forget
that I have my asshole moments too where some
things never change or I ban motherfuckers if you talk
shit and even say stupid things. So listen.
I'll take some praise but it's got to come with a little bit of reality
too.
Thank you so much, brother.
I appreciate the time. Much love for
spending so much time here, bro. It's been a pleasure, man.
And yeah, too many more years chilling.
You know the drill.
Thank you, Twiggy.
All right, let go.
You may be better at shooting games but there's no way you're better at puzzle games. Listen...
You guys are always talking shit.
Listen, Twitch has to professionally approve the Puzzle Master emote
before just willy-nilly handing it out to people.
I had to go through, you know, all sorts
of people. I had to go through interview processes.
I don't remember which way i was running.
This way?
Thank you guys so much.
Yo, uh... Nah, bullshit.
You guys are trolling me.
Alright, alright Just, alright
You guys fucking with me, man?
Because I remember seeing that when
saw the zombies.
This is all I know.
This is all I know.
Yo, Taco Bell.
Yeah, Taco Bell.
You ever seen the movie Demolition Man?
Yo, Brian Vitexa. Thank you both for the resubs too, boys. Appreciate your brothers.
Much love, much love. Yo, Reaction Cutie,
how am I gonna forget you, bro? Reaction, thank you
so fucking much for gifting this sub, brother man.
I'm so sorry, bro. Appreciate you, man. so sorry bro appreciate you man thank you
thank you thank you bro yeah my few mafia you think it's my
fear i'm gonna go with yo welcome to the squad on reaction q
what did uh let's talk about that What did Taco Bell say?
Taco Bell said yeah, okay. I was just curious!
Just curious... I like people, uh...
I like to mention good movies to people.
Your name was Taco Bell?
I had to throw it out there, dude.
You know what I'm saying? Am I don't left here right
yeah let's start left see if we get to a
dead end over here all right this is all
I know so do you ever log off with good gear?
Or always start changing on fresh?
It's funny you say that,
but I have a character that I've actually survived for two days on.
Not two days, but
2 sessions we'll say
that I logged off on last night ready to go to the dam or
ready to go to the passage. He's in the dam, logged out and ready to go to the dam, or ready to go to the passage. He's in the dam logged out and ready to go
to the passage. It's kind of a dangerous place to log to be fair.
Still my favorite clip. Summit's unfortunate choice of words.
Oh, no. I'm cancelled.
Oh, fuck.
I knew it was over.
Going to the biggest surgery
of my life tomorrow.
Going to be watching you during your recovery.
Thanks for keeping us viewers company in our rough times
Hey man, pleasure brother.
Let's just third person, they just eat the fuck.
Hey man good luck on the surgery brother,
I'm sure it'll go well and we'll see you later. Hey, man. Good luck on the surgery, brother.
I'm sure it'll go well and we'll see you when you're donezoed.
We will see you on the other side, my friend.
Why would you...
Man, those both sounded like they're not exactly what I meant to say.
We'll see you when you're back on the channel after the surgery is successful.
Jesus Christ, I'm stupid. What's up, dude?
Oh, shit.
How you doing?
Something wrong.
Just paid the shit out of me.
Really, I could have probably given you an actual run and whack to the back of the head right there To start off our friendship but it's pretty cool.
Appreciate that.
Instead I got Glock put your hands up.
Put your fucking hands up!
I'm just joking, I'm joking. There is no hand on him.
Just decided to put your emotions through the fucking ringer brother. That's all. This is all I know.
Come on, motherfucker.
Fair fight.
Through the window and you guys got no arm length.
They're getting hell-bent on this one. so fair fight through the window and you guys got no arm length
ah they're getting held back by the boxes fair fight
it's like a strong man versus two little humans
humans no little humans man what the fuck Oh shit.
You guys remember the controversy back in the day?
From that one song...
Sir?
You know your way around?
I know this is a dead end, probably,
so I'm gonna go this way.
That's...
I didn't know which way to go after this. I didn't know which
way to go after
this.
I think the other
way is good,
this way.
It'll probably
bring us to
the main town.
Once we get
to a town
I can sorta...
Get my way around from there.
Nevermind when it comes to this thing.
Yeah buddy!
Boom!
What's your name?
Jimbo.
That's me.
I'm Gilly, Nice to meet you.
Gilly? From Gilligan's Island?
Yeah, like ghillie suit.
Ohhhh... or like from Gilligan's Island.
Yes sir, Gilly is short for Gillig-
Perfect thank you.
Heh heh How far have you made it so far? I've gotten a couple motherfuckers across the pass, though.
Hell yeah.
What about yourself?
It gets real when you get over there. Yeah, I've been over that a couple times.
Did you know
the skull mask no longer works yes that is a game changer wait, it doesn't work anymore?
It's temporarily I think at least no longer available to help us against the skeletons
Do we know why?
Is there like something new that might help or is it just bugs
I think it was just like a
re-evaluation maybe type of thing
you know kind of fix it up type of jam and just
I think in the meantime the skeletons
are gonna come after us but they're
going to be nerfed like we'll be able
to kill them a little easier.
But still that sounds like a lot
of bullets.
Yeah before i knew about that a lot of bullets. Yeah, before
I knew about that it was like
almost impossible to do it so well.
Yeah, and
if you got any of those packs on you
and you didn't have water to jump into or something,
you're dead. Or you were unloading all your ammo.
This is all I know! The big tall black skeletons are like
too heavy to do. Dead zombie, dead zombie! True, not wrong.
You see the minotaurs?
That's what I'm saying, I've been able to solo the maze
but like not
with skeletons
Well you wanna know something different then?
We got rid of
some of the cheese spots to take care of minotaurs.
See, I didn't even know they were cheese spots so...
You didn't jump up on any walls? You blasted every single one of them?
I made sure that I had enough ammo when I go in there.
I don't like going in with bare minimums.
Mr Crazy, damn, okay, sure.
I learned the hard way that there's different size minotaurs.
I had my Mosin and was like, boom, I can three-tap these motherfuckers right?
And I was kittin' them before they got to me
Then this one dude, I headshot him like five times with that shit
He came in whacked my ass.
I was like what the fuck? Then I seen two of them laying next to each other
and one was a little tiny motherfucker
and one was giant right next to him.
I was like oh no.
I gotta stop telling stories. try not to be myself here.
Here we go. It's impossible.
Pretty sure I see the guy in front of us on the roof.
The guy that's taking everything we work for.
Yo, DroneX thanks for the 10 gifted subs man. Appreciate you bro.
Yo Doobie, use as well, my friend.
Thank you so much for giving us that, brother.
Much love.
Yo, welcome guys to the squad if you guys got one of those subs.
Hope you guys enjoy yourselves here at the very least.
No ads.
Fuck ads.
All my homies hate ads.
Thank you, Don X. Good to see you again, man.
Much love, guys. Thank you, Doobie.
Everybody dropping the resubs. Thank you.
Smith, I see you, bro.
Triple dig.
It's insane, brother, man.
What up? How you doing?
Where did you hear about the skull mask thing? Somebody tell me.
Yeah.
Or I can just give you the lame answer that I looked at patch notes
You looked at what? Someone told me.
Oh, Pat's the one that told you.
Yeah this homie is running from a zombie. You have a little thing?
Nah.
I got two in this iJ.
The no mask thing might change up early game.
A lot of people just kill, kill, kill early
just to get that mask.
Yeah, you're not wrong.
It will be more friendly.
It's definitely possible, considering
you need...
Definitely gonna need more ammo in the next area
now too, so people might need each other.
We ran into a four-man last night down at the van.
It's like three French dudes and one English guy coming to us. last night down in the dam.
It's like three French dudes and one English guy
and another translator.
Which way are you trying to go?
So,
we should probably hit Mohawk first and then come back double-back for Autodaga.
That's what I would do at one like...
Excuse me! Sorry!
Pick up!
Crack us!
Welding tool.
Go check this police car real quick.
These are low-key police cars.
We took my crackers, man! You like that?
Lick the fuckin' crackers. Eat them.
Oh, don't shove up in their cut-out. Do do do do do do do do... haha
unit Need a backpack?
Uh oh, there's some egos.
Our homie can't figure out who he wants to attack. Nice!
I'm dead, I'm dead.
Yeah.
Two cuts on two hits.
No way, oh man. You gotta love that shit, man.
I'm sure your fucking jacket's a little more ruined too.
Yeah... more room to pass the tedious shit man
yeah it happens
crazy without the key to his shit.
Yeah, you know I'm just worried about what kind of brands they had in this universe before the zombie apocalypse went down.
You know like these motherfuckers couldn't figure out good material?
You couldn't withstand a guy
you know trying to scratch what about the leather jacket how they scratching through
that right They should add magazines in this game, and you should be able to wrap your arms in magazines.
Brad Pitt style.
Duct tape and magazines, you can make fuckin' arm pads out of that. Brad Pitt style.
Duct tape and magazines you can make fucking arm pads just to beat up zombies with.
Oh, I'm dripped up.
See, as soon as I got dripped up someone came this lady came running across the field
See look at that you guys guys got a couple old people in you though man
You're not really dripped up
Alright don't underestimate the little dude
or we'll fuck ya out
What'd she- what did you say you had?
M-Lock? Yeah, buddy.
Holy that's insane.
Okay. Nice one.
Fucking lethal.
Fucking lethal!
I'll kill everyone.
Got ourselves a knife! No! Did I hear a chicken going off?
Yeah, I'm gonna go for that chicken real quick brother.
I'll be right back meet me at the fountain.
He's right here.
What's up chicken bitch?
Get back here! Fucker.
Are you serious?
Come on, come on. Calculator's calm.
Got him! No you didn't. Calm, calculated, collected...
circumference. You got a favorite loot path yet?
My favorite spawn place. All right.
So we got a chicken, which will provide us with fish hooks
and some you got a favorite yeah nice i have a favorite loot pad uh i usually just go town to town um well whatever spawn i get I just follow the paths to the towns and then I start veering off them once I get just a decent setup.
Some sort of civilian route to protect myself while I go into military spaces.
Then, I'll probably hit...
Go west, hit the
water, take that
north to some military bases
before I hit the dam.
If I have enough stuff to go into the dam,
I'll probably go down there and try
to get a free SKS.
After that, incubation
and communications...
sometimes mine.
Yeah! Got me! Sometimes mine.
Yeah!
Got me.
I'm about the same.
I like this spawn that's in the top, like north-west and you just go through Oneida.
See military then go across it.
So like the one west of Algonquin?
Like north of Oneida? Yeah.
I like Algonquin because nobody loops there,
if i find myself there somehow.
So it's usually got some pretty good
civilian loot, you know?
Alright! All right.
Shotgun in here, for sure.
1,000%. My stomach is 1,000% fucking hungry.
I'm gonna have to get something that's
a little bit shinier than i want it to be, a little red. Where's Jeffrey?
He is still hanging yesterday.
We know who he is in the Twitch, and we might be able to time something with him
tonight with me, him, Kevin. So maybe we'll
continue that run? If not it will probably just mean being me and Kevin's depending
on if he'll be around yeah I'm still here too. His name is Nathan something in the chat?
We'll go end down there.
I think this almost looks kinda cool, per se. a cool person.
Gather long stick now! I'm gonna actually cut myself with my
hands in the room, my gloves on. My hands are ruined. My gloves aren't...
Just getting rid of the bat,
get another stick. The daisy grounds really are. I don't have a choice.
Need to get something in the stomach There you go.
Get another mag.
What? Bro, I'm here fighting
pristine mags too! That's actually insane. Yeah, I'm here fighting pristine mags too. That's actually insane. Yeah i'm gonna
I'm gonna start a fire probably in this greenhouse back there see this one right right here
I'm going to cook these chickens
I got...
I got red hunger right now, so I gotta kinda get something done.
Bro! This guy's fighting M-LOK mags. Pristine ones! Da fuck? And if you guys didn't know, I just found this out recently.
If you're playing DayZ,
if there's a question at any point in time on which is more important
your gun being badly damaged or the quality of your gun
or the quality of your gun
or the quality of the mag, apparently
quality of the mag comes first.
So if you have a badly damaged
mag, no one knows.
Actually looks like we're going to
push the number.
That doesn't matter.
That's what I've been told by a very
good player, that the magazine is what matters more than the gun.
That's what I heard, I heard mad comes first. Now if we have a question on that, man, we have to bring that up to the source I guess.
I always thought it was gun. I was told recently,
It is the magazine that's more important.
No hablo en espanol
Who told me that again, chat? Was it Trey?
Someone told me
That I trusted Trey also told me that...
I can't remember actually what was I gonna say.
He told me a couple things.
He also told me that the press vest
is the same as the...
What the fuck is it called?
The first level armor, what's that shit called?
The stab vest.
He says the press vest and the sad best tank
the same amount of damage this uh or sorry at the press fest just has more space i was also told that.
I'll be honest, Chad. I kinda trust Trey because he's a good-ass player
and he's played the game for a really long time
unless another good ass player that I know
can contradict that, like
maybe SourSweet or something like that, if he
wants to have a conversation
um
I would trust Sarah Sweet as well obviously.
So there you go.
Couple things, the magazine's more important I should probably put the chicken on fire, huh? The magazine is more important i should probably put the chicken on fire the PressFest has more durability.
But you can still tank...
That just means your shit's gonna get more
damaged, badly
damaged right? But it's still gonna like if
it gets hit...
You want a teammate? If not, it's all good.
I'm outside.
Wait, are one of you guys my boy?
These are both strangers?
I just saw your side. I saw you throw the... These are both strangers?
I'm kind of in the same boat here boss, that's why I'm cooking. I'll give you a little bit of chicken to help you out.
Just give me a second.
Don't come in now.
All right?
I'm naked.
All right.
Walk in then.
Hurry up.
I got a piece of steak for you. Hurry the fuck up. A piece of chicken in there. Hurry up. I got a piece of steak for you.
Hurry the fuck up. A piece of chicken and me.
Open the door, get the chicken. Right here.
How about... Listen, I'll tell you what.
I'll give you a trade for something.
I'll trade you something okay?
How about for that headlamp?
What's up man?
What do you want?
I want the head lamp if that's ok.
Is that fair?
That just saved your life man. Is that fair?
I just saved your life, man.
You can keep the gun.
I'll take that, man.
My guy.
I do appreciate that.
I'll give you another piece of chicken for that headlamp, okay?
There ya go bro right there on the ground.
Alright, you chillin'?
Oh yeah yeah I'm chilling. Thank you so much. Yeah
I saw I thought I just saw you throw that thing and I'm like okay this guy might be able to save me
I saw the smoke coming out of the house
I'm like okay this guy should be cooking up something. Yeah, I found a chicken.
I'm gonna have to find another one.
Hold on let's listen up
You said there was another stranger
somewhere here?
Yeah, I got my boy running around here somewhere.
Oh okay, okay.
Do you mind if I just wait here for a little bit? Just let my health get back up.
No no, you're absolutely fine.
Jared!
What? Wait what? Who said that?
Yeah.
Do you want a teammate or no?
Was it...
Wait, wait.
I said that in Discord bro!
Oh jeez, you fucking idiot.
You're the shit of me.
Can you even get into these?
Yeah, I'm in right now.
What the fuck are you sure they're the same one as me?
How the fuck do you know?
Don't worry about it man.
You fucking weirdo rust player.
And the extra sewing.
I said something in Discord and you thought it was
in-game, bro. Deadass.
Doing good.
You hold on to that shit?
Boom. You hold onto that shit. Boom, okay I got a hook
just in case
Badly damaged on the knife not looking good
Do you have a knife yet?
You're good on that, you have a knife right?
I have a stick and a machete
Alright better man
I'm gonna loot around town in a little bit. I'll know what you look like
All right, thank you bro. Thank you again
I mean shit this headlamp. You don't know what you just gave me
Yeah, your mother will find it better see when what you just gave me. Yay, you're more than welcome
to play with your brother
and see if we can get together.
I've never played
this map before so...
Alright dude,
alright well
you know what?
We can play tomorrow
or something, man.
From what I've looked at on the map though,
it's small.
It's a smaller map.
I think it's even smaller than the mosque.
Hell yeah.
Dude, my homie D and just ditched me.
What the fuck happened to him?
He said he was gonna show up,
but he never did. Someone must have murdered
him dude.
Did you let your boy die? I don't know.
I'll tell him to go.
Not sure what happened, he was doing circles and told him where it was.
I think since there are too many people here, chat, we go to Odin Daga now. UGH!
UGH! Hup! Maybe we just do the circle back to over there, then gun dip rather than just dip.
We find our friend's body? I don't know. What could've happened to him, bro?
How well do you know the map?
It's probably my most well-known
map right now. There is no way!
I'm still stupid on it, don't get me wrong.
I get lost in shit but like I can find my...
Cause there is a big river that runs through the center of it man
If you get lost
if you get lost on this map just just find the river. You're fine!
It's so easy about it.
There is a fat river that runs through the whole thing.
Yeah I'm in Mohawk so we are...
Let me see...Mohawk, Rodney... We're kind of a little bit
over from each other.
Yeah you want to link?
Yeah, link it.
... it you have a cool little yeah because nobody has the map up nobody has a map
anywhere so it's like i just had to get my own...
It was just me pulling up the map in-game and at some point
At six seconds or something like that, I put it in a pretty good position
Okay Okay.
Where'd you say you're at? Which one? On Mohawk, you're Haran.
Oh okay I. I see, I see.
I need to go find my family fast.
Should I put some glasses on?
Yeah, I don't know where my dude went. My dude like...
He's gotta be dead.
Yeah he's gone bro.
He's gotta be dead right? Oh yeah he's a gone bro. He's dead. He's gotta be dead right?
He has a scorpion sitting here on his looting route like no way he's alive right where'd he go 8 bullets in it.
Oh, okay I know where I am.
Pristine... dude its pristine on pristine no way.
Ah, I'm making my way to you I know where I am.
Pristine on pristine.
Is there like a north star?
At night time it's hard to tell for me at least what direction I'm going.
I usually can't, I can usually only tell with a compass or the sun so
since nighttime I'm like fuck. I used to be able to tell an old daisy with the clouds.
Clouds used to move east.
Oh, okay. That's smart.
Apparently there is a fucking north star
but good luck finding that pitch.
I see a bunch of bright stars with it.
How do you tell the difference between
North Pole and Northern? I can't see in real life
I'm not gonna be able to see it in video games. Yeah,
for real, I guess they shouldn't really be there. i guess It's the end of the Big Dipper.
Shit is mad easy, bro. Did you hear that?
There's a big dipper in the sky somewhere.
Did you check Mariah's belt?
Did you make sure it wasn't on there or...
Shut the fuck up I am not looking for that pro
Making sure dude
Hey Making sure You You old mother- You son of a bitch!
No you didn't.
Yo, they purposely made old fucks in this game do more damage and take more hits. I'm making my way but...
Purposely made old fuck strong.
Actually, it's gonna take some time to get through a little adventure first.
I need rust.
Yep, we're about to start fishing or some shit.
Yo run so fast it hurts!
I usually don't even like to fish until I know I got a run going.
I don't think I've ever fished in Daisy before,
I know how to do it,
I just never done it.
I usually kill animals.
Yeah hunting is easier to do,
less time consuming. Usually You're not your Mars
You just hear like the loud ass moves or some shit on the cows
Oh Sorry Oh shit, 6 ACP rounds.
Or 3 HPs.
Let's go with 3 HPs.
380 rounds!
I hear a fucking chicken.
There's little chickens that can fucking laugh at me. I can hear you one mile away, you son of a bitch!
This part of the Big Dipper has two stars that point to the last star in the head. I'll give you a mile away, son of a bitch.
What's up motherfucker? How are you doing I wonder if the homies still here in my house What's like the equivalent of Northwest Airfield on here?
Or Northeast Airfield.
I don't know, yeah it'd be Northwest.
Pfft I don't know, yeah. Incubation communications and then various... there's just various military spots.
I wouldn't say that there is like one spot where it's...
insane.
I think Passage itself would probably be pretty decent.
But for the most part yeah,
It's like probably Inc incubation and communications.
Communications more specifically for raw military loot.
Incubations gonna have a spread of military loot with medical
loot.
And that's kind of where you go to get gas masks and gas filters and stuff. Okay.
That's pretty good fine chat, that little fucking pepper kind of sustains us a little bit longer before we cook
i know we're playing kind of slow here but we got like a decent little start going so i think it's smart to kind of keep this ball
rolling a bit. What do we want to do with this? We should only need one stick, one bark.
Super simple.
Super simple one-stick-one-bark jam.
Cook the three, cook the four
chickens. Be good to go again basically.
These chickens are like
some of the only sustainability that
you can get that's fairly consistent right now
Right? You know what I mean? Like if you go into a small town
everybody's already fucking shebang the whole thing.
You might just hear a little cluck going on.
A little clickety-cluck going on!
.... Was there a, what's A what's-it-called in this place shot?
Did we see a fountain at all?
It was a dampener shot. he fuckin' put it out with.
My man didn't do that to me.
Why'd I put it out with water?
Well, I got a broom.
He put it out with water? Water? That's a sand trail, isn't it? Can I have
some water please? there I'm gonna find a different building to do this in. I don't know about the windows or not.
Let me... See, there's go back this way.
Let's go towards the other side of town and we'll just cook in the red building real fast, it shouldn't be too bad. One cook at a time.
No way though bro. Wow.
Lost like that was 8. Still 3's not bad. That was 8?
Should I go in the hospital real quick and just see maybe? see
dude that flare lasts for fucking ever, huh?
Dude I can't believe we lost our boy. Maybe he never wanted the team up in the first place.
He's like, no, fuck this guy.
Oh yeah bro, there's definitely gonna be a fucking must go here.
Yeah, let's go.
Let's do this one first.
Probably like the double click didn't really work out.
Probably just a stone on a pathway.
I don't think I've ever found that shit before.
Bunch of nuts. Those are pretty important actually. but I don't think I've ever found that shit before.
Those are pretty important actually, for sure. Yeah, isn't it like two stones or something?
You make a sharp knife...
You can find two stones
or you can bring the to like a big ass rock
thats a static rock and you can slam it up against it
oh shit ok
is there certain rocks you do that with?
yeah you figure it out? Yeah.
Yeah, look at that.
Rock and stone!
No, I think he gave you the mags and you guys revived it. That's what I'm saying! Like, what happened? What did I say?!
I must have done something wrong. so Okay, that's good enough. Good enough! Fill it up! We got a water source. Nice!
Let's just fucking cook them in here, if he cares. I'll blast anybody who walks in.
Everybody will fucking die.
The fucking matches are damp.
The matches are damp. The matches
are damp, not the fucking sticks
dude.
He didn't put it out
with water. My matches are damp.
That's not the most annoying thing on the planet,
it's not. It really isn't.
Ummm...
Yeah, let's grab this fucking flare.
Imagine it goes out
when I get there, though.
I'll be pissed.
Now I'm cooking on the shit stove instead of the good stuff. Should I move this stuff over?
I should, I'm going to.
I'm gonna trap this zombie in here and move this stuff over.
I got time.
That's pretty gunshot.
Oh, there it is! I guess we're not trapping the zombie in. I hate matches bro. I Drop the matches too? I could've just dried them off. Whatever, dude. We're fuckin' over it.
We're over that life. This life is behind us. All right, he's gonna put me on the mat. I'm in good position.
I'm in good position.
Honey are you too stupid to understand what's going on here?. so um um Maybe I should have smoked one actually.
Fuck, I should've smoked one.
I'm stupid, I have a full bottle.
Waste... No not you again.
Oh different guy
Woo! Butterfish thanks for the five
I appreciate you man. That sound by itself
doesn't sound that bad when you put a fucking hundred of them
together like the other person
Thanks again for earlier Tyler Thanks again for earlier. Tyler, thanks again for earlier. Appreciate you bro
The cup part of the Big Dipper has two parts that points to the last star in the handle
Little dipper and that is the Polaris North Star
You know what dude? I know exactly how to find it now.
Thank you.
Thank you, Tyler.
I know exactly how to find it now.
Thank you. I have learned. Yo-ha. Hi, what's up?
Nothing much.
Uh...
That guy has too nice of a sounding mic to trust.
True!
Yes, it's so nice so Later, Mohawk.
Nice finds. Hell yeah! People are lacking, people are lacking.
Letting things slip. Not a big gun in here.
Sometimes.
Your gun is a full auto, yeah I know.
You be tapping people up, tap-tapping them up.
I don't have enough bullets in my hand to really just be
full autoing away. so Hmm.
Someone's on this pathway
to old Indaga. and dagger.
Nice! Maybe they're a little bit ahead of us.
That's the damage. I was going to say good-bye, but badly damaged
you can lace up your shoes and run faster in this game bro you're useless I don't know. I think that's the S128. Damaged. NNRAH!
Seeds... Nice. It's not real. It's fake! hmm Hmm.
Must be looted. uh uh Nah, I didn't die on that character yesterday.
He's just logged out. Um... um Bro, be straight up with me.
You're taking all the food.
Well, fuck it you're not even around me.
Bro I can't find a single piece of food
yeah i haven't found one either that's why i've killed a couple chickens
bro i can't even find chickens they make fucking noises
bro you're getting lucky man.
Takes a keen ear. Oh, would you like to hang out with me in here my friend?
No? You're just too fucking stupid. Okay.
What is even happening with these aliens?
The hell going on around here? so That's pretty much the route we're normally taking here, Chad.
I killed a man. With your bare hands? Damn right, bro!
I'd box his ass out. Was he talking? Yeah, he asked me to kill him.
You're such a fucking idiot. Yeah, he asked me to kill him. so uh ah
it's definitely gonna be a gun around here right rifle or some sort of shotgun nice Fucking bitch, look at that.
Son of a bitch.
I'm gonna put the statue in. uh you think this is your favorite map?
At the moment...
At the moment, yeah I'm liking this map.
Do you like Livonia?
I haven't really tried Livonia too much.
What was it, it was Deer Isle?
Was that the other one?
Deer Isle I did not like.
That was like the hella grassy one right?
Yeah, there's more thought process put into making it look cool than functioning.
IMO at least.
IMO at least. IMO! You're on this one, are you? I don't know if I was been in here a long ass time.
Denim shorts. denim shorts so No, it doesn't let me cut it.
I guess this room probably will.
Okay, someone's been here Yo, Swayze.
Jump on the fucking side.
Get to us.
How you doing, man?
Good to see you again.
Appreciate it, sir.
I think zombies are a good source of food.
Yep, they are.
Thank you, brother, man. Appreciate it, there. Thank you brother man, appreciate it dude.
Mr Swayze!
Coming back through again!
There's uh...
Windows right across the way. I hear a fucking moose I'm kill it bro
you gotta feel it brother we're near you can't punch out metal Babaaga. Is it a shhh?
Is is an actual deer?
I think so, but it's making some weird ass noises
Yeah, depends what it is
You can punch it out if its like a goat
Cause the goat allows you to get close to them
Oh, you're gonna punch out a goat bro?
The fuck?
I could kill one right now, so I'm probably gonna pass.
Is there like... what are the animals you can
kill in the game other than chickens and cows and deer?
Bears, wolves...
Bears, wolves...
That's it.
Chickens.
Oh god, that's not a cannibal. I have boars.
Oh, there's a deer and he's stuck in a lake. He's underwater
By a big lake. I think it's the one in the middle.
You're not at like Haran Lake, you sure?
I don't think so. It's just a big lake
Odendaga maybe? Do you see like a building in the distance
that looks like a clock tower? Do you see wind a building in the distance that looks like a clock tower?
Or do you see windmills in the distance?
I'll tell ya one second.
You see an apple field, those are kind of the three things around the window.
Okay, um... okay
I don't see a single thing you just said hey much to be ever on still said. A might just be at Haran still.
I did die, so
I might have spawned here
again. much Yeah.
Bobadago!
Someone getting killed by a rhino would be content. Content? By a Rhino?
Daisy Africa
It'd be like, uh...
Hippopotamus that would come after your astral. They're hungry, hungry hippos and they sure fucking are.
I just... new math ideas.
... We're good.
All right, the hospital.
Still see zombies. Looking okay.
This is kind of the part
of the game where we need to start protecting ourselves
a little bit more and people are going to be a little bit more
ruthless,
I think.
Hold on to this just in case.
Oh man, look at that! We didn't even need the C10side Torch. Hold on to it just in case I get a partner.
Spoiler... I found something good over here.
Christine, 30 round next to it. uh I'm probably gonna pass.
He's got nothing on him, I think it's the guy we actually fed.
Yo! You found that? There's a lot of zombies coming in. I'm going to have to try and trap them, so get ready to run out. I'm gonna go. yeah uh Nice. Seven charcoal tunnels.
Pretty good. so This guy's got an arm around him, I gotta get him now uh Huge find. Bandage, huge find. Um, Tatcha has, good find.
That's almost filled.
Not really in a position to need a filter, but I mean...
I'll take one that is filled like that man.
VNB is pretty normal for leaning? I've seen a lot of people use it have you really
yeah i thought i was the first one
i thought i was the first of my kind
it was all the lie What's up homie?
Now I'm going crazy.
He had a fucking mirror in had a Nuremberg, little like uh...
...pistol. Nice!
Or he had a splitter axe too, splitting axe.
Worth. Oh yeah, worth. I went from a wrench to an axe. That's worth.
Okay.
The cow goes moo, the pig goes oink, the seal goes...
I hate you, Roach. I hate you.
Thank you. I hate you.
Thank you for removing that sound.
Thanks for your thoughts, okay guys?
It's all his fault.
Thank him later for it. so so Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello? Hello?
H-hello?
How can I help you?
Uh, just heard footsteps.
Just trying to figure out who's upstairs.
I'm downstairs.
Bullshit, cause I'm downstairs!
Bullshit, I'M downstairs. Okay, well you can have downstairs then.
Well I'm leaving.
Okay, see ya. I'm leaving.
It's funny leaving.
It's funny, I usually hear more footsteps leaving when someone leaves.
It's crazy how you
can leave without making noise like that so I don't like it.
I don't like it.
I don't like it. so so hmm so so so And bro, I am in Huron.
You guessed it right.
It takes a little while to get through the towns. you guessed it right.
Takes a little while to get through the towns because, you know
you gotta chill out there and look around a bit
Yeah
... Yeah. Right here. uh I hate you.
You know that,
you know that,
you know I hate you.
You know it.
You don't just get to hit it and leave it okay now i know that you did it wait what
pause you know what the we're talking about
three words through it.
Oh man, I'm not really finding shit that's good right now though.
I need some, uh...
Need some food lady.
Ah! She got me to feel like she said she would. much uh uh RIP the filter. Why did you say that?
Scared me.
I guess it's all filtered on floor where in the in the hospital oh and the fire station
I'm not in the greatest position to be filter farming, you know what I mean?
Finding one is nice but it's like...
It's not like I wanna start just fucking slamming filters you know so I was hanging out with two, and a little bit of everything. I need a fucking gun, sonny. There's police station. guess i didn't even leave this bench Yeah.
Yo, you still alive?
Uh huh.
I'm not gonna lie if there's this guy being nice to me I'm about to me, I'm about to tie his hands around his back and kill him.
You be the player you want to be, brother.
Oh! That Rust tendency is coming at you.
Oh bro, 100%.
You know what it is Jared? You got soft bro.
That's what I think it is.
What is this?
Yeah, what happened bro?
Back in Armored 2 you'd fucking slay everybody.
It was force pushed yeah.
What happened?
I pick and choose my targets a little more now, that's all.
Especially early game, I just don't kill very early in.
Sometimes I do though.
Alright... Alright, so the rest of the film is going to be in there.
I don't know if it's all beat death. uh uh ah I don't think that's worth grabbing at this point. I'm not that one.
Man, not a whole lot on Daga. I might...
We can have enough to start hitting military's left now so we don't say fuck this shit now.
That Sporter would've been been fucking gathered up. CR 75.
Bitch didn't say goddamn thing, she said ninja zombie?
Ninja zombie death. You want to see how I'm dead? actually.
Okay.
I have some guns here.
I thought this was the same area we were going to go to earlier? Oh yeah, actually. Okay. I might have some guns here.
Not that it's the same area as the fountain but I guess not.
Alright bro, I don't know what happened to me but I let him live.
Yeah dude? Did you find him?
I thought about it- he gave me a piece of chicken so I didn't kill him.
Yeah bro welcome to fucking It's Not Rust okay?
Nah nah that ain't happening to me bro I'm fucking killing an animal. and it's not Rust, okay? All of a sudden... Nah, nah.
That ain't happening to me, bro.
I'm fucking killing the next person
I find, bro.
That ain't happening to me, bro.
It's not the same type
of Rust player, dude.
Nah, dude.
I don't know why.
Honestly,
I don't know what just happened.
It's the thing though. you don't need each other
as much in Rust.
You're out there for blood. In this game
it's like, you can use each other's health
from time to time, right? So people don't always
kill one another. That's true.
And Rust that guy, I mean a naked guy will kill you with the fucking
rock and a heartbeat. If you got
numbers in DayZ, you know, then people might not
fuck with you, you know? Yeah.
Without doubt.
I'm still killing the next person I see.
Alright, you say that... The next person you see has got his hand up
He's wiggling an acidity and he's got nothing That's fucked up, he's wiggling an assy dude. He's got nothing.
That's fucked up. Why you gotta give me that scenario?
I'm just telling ya, that's all I'm saying.
If he's got chicken though we can negotiate it I guess.
I really hate Zom-Shit. I really can't believe it.
Is there a cow or a moose? I'm gonna go get my trap card, homies. I think that knife is done.
Waste of bullet to kill the freshie snare? Not always, depends on what you need.
That freshie might have all that fucking food
on him. I gotta get my K kd up it's worth a bullet yeah when you log out tells
me how many kills you have exactly yep exactly you're gonna have 12 hours of gameplay with no
kills i've never done that before oh shit it's a deer I don't
know how fast they run though fast that's not the one you want. Man...
Oh yeah, they're faster than me. There's stuff over here.
Like this.
Use your pants.
Not much. Alright, um...
We have no compass.
The sun looks like it's more setting?
I need to go west that's the lake
the lake is that away then we need to go this way the sun's rising actually I think.
Nah, cause it's like...that's the lake!
The lake is the opposite direction as
where i need to go so we're gonna go this way see that
looks you don't got a 22 right now right no Yeah.
I just gotta get out of the place, easy.
So I got 22?
Yup, he's looting military base
Wait a minute, you're 22 now
I'm gonna die... these bandages are taking a minute to pop off. What's your HP?
Uh, fucking zero.
Blinking red?
Yes!
Am I getting the first damage off? I think I'm okay. I might get a good advantage off.
I think i'm okay.
If he has food, I'm good.
Oh, he's got a revolver. so so uh What's up, guy?
It's out of gear.
Nice!
Might die...
You didn't have any food on him? Alright, bro Sorry, brother. You got caught?
I think I'm better with the Glock than I am the CZ dude, not gonna lie.
I think I'm better at single tapping a Glock than I am in full auto-engineering.
I don't know what you're talking about. I am the CZ dude, not gonna lie. I think I'm better at single tapping a Glock than I am in full autoing a CZ
Yeah we're going to go this way I know this is west or east and then
But we are just trying to chill and kinda collect ourselves here a bit.
Woo buddy! Man that was crazy. Okay, that's a fucking kill right there.
That is a fucking kill right there bro That is a fucking kill right there, bro. Dropping me at Mosin was no joke
at this point. Oh you got a Mos- damn
good shit. Yeah pistol his ass
bro. And with that Glock?
I tried full autoing him with my CZ first, kinda was like whiffing and then he started running the other way.
And I fuckin' pulled up a Glock and tracked him in the back.
Damn...
Wooo! That was close.
What the fuck is that? so uh oh okay I hope he sees me. That's gotta be his boy. I can't see my a little bit like that bro. Yeah my bad bro, the food is a struggle. You got ammo for the Mosin?
I don't know what that is.
I may have shot's on this. um so That sounds good to me, brother. Let's both back off.
I went for some shots.
I couldn't hit him. There's no reason for me not to take
those, I have enough Mosin bullets now and I got a weapon repair kit so fuck it.
Just gonna wing some shots.
I was shooting too far behind him, and I wasn't leading my shot enough.
He chooses to live...
...I choose to live...
I don't think we're hitting shots this far on one another.
That was either that dude's friend, or he just heard me shoot him I guess. I gotta get this stuff, like, sorted.
Okay. Never underestimate a rat.
That's why I was taking hella shots at him.
One of those shots would have put them down and murdered them.
Okay, so this is Sun rising east. We go west from this point
to try to hit the uh... There's actually a couple things to do here.
Let's not, let's pass on that and just hit some other military. I think it's too close
to this other guy. He might be able to predict that I'm going towards that.
... that I'm going towards that.
Look at this fucking dude.
Imagine if I hit that so. I'm on my way to Mohawk.
The only problem is, the only reason why I'm not looting that guy for very long chat
is because I don't want to get greedy. Um, I know that
just probably gave away my position
again to this other guy
so we're just gonna get the fuck outta here
take a little bit of his food
take a little bit of his fucking quick stuff and just leave.
I know I could have probably min-maxed that loot a lot better
but I can't tell you how many times I've died trying to do stupid shit like that.
We're in, we're out.
Here we go.
I just killed another guy.
Are you stacked? Doing okay, the Moes and Glock combo is a pretty fucking good combination to be honest with you it's pretty underrated.
Alright, I'm at Mohawk right now.
Okay, I'm at Mohawk right now. Okay.
I'm at Oba- of Obadaga and I'm gonna start...
I'm gonna kinda be around the area for a little bit.
Okay.
That's the one south ones alpha or like Southwest right
The one is southwest you guys yeah exactly yeah okay
you're thinking
we fix this block huh honestly if we get the bullets for it i think
we fix it we eat these right now...
Man, that guy gave me a a Mosin. That's insane.
Yeah, Mosins have been coming up.
Let's just get all this food in us and start consolidating.
Did you know raw potatoes are slightly poisonous?
You talking about in real life or it will fuck me over in the game.
9x19s, 9x19s that's gigantic.
Alright I think I'm on my way to Onondaga.
Gonna drop the 22s
and unload this box here.
Alright, looking good there. Looking
good there. We'll keep the box at 22s.
That's our only metal knife at the moment. I think we just keep rocketing it. I'm gonna keep the head torch for
a lot of 357 rounds, and get rid
of this shotgun.
Yeah, we're going keep the.357 for cheese... I mean not the.357 it's the other
head torch. Sharpening stone? Oh yeah!
I can get rid of all my shit and just do start putting seven you're right dudes
You're right Bam Bam out of there
Out of there
Damn Bam.
Bam.
Looking good, to be honest.
Damn, that was a huge come up. Huge come up, huge come up. Nah we're not gonna do bottle suppressor
until I can come on the PU scope because shooting demos with
bottle suppressors unless I absolutely do too for like animals or something
like that, I don't think we want to. We're going to use this guy and now we are going
to use this guy because it's to be gone soon.
I'm gonna fill up Glock right now.
Then we'll have a reliable close range.
Dude, the Glock is kind of nasty, bro.
It puts...
Dude, it's got a nice iron sight.
It's got a good feel to it.
Let's fix our knife here first.
Get rid of the other knives.
Oh, I can fix the head torch with your seamless. The amount of smart coming out of you guys right now is unordinary.
Okay?
Just everyone show. Unordinary stuff. Okay? Just chill. Everyone chill.
Unordinary stuff.
Alright.
Let's toss that there.
Instead of the chlorine tablets, they'll probably toss that there and have the chlorines out.
We got the lighter now. You don't need matches.
We don't have matches with Gibbs.
Let's go ahead and fix this guy while we have this sitting around.
... Got a head torch for our teammate.
Hopefully whoever the fuck was shooting at me in yellow is not a stream sniper and he doesn't notice me.
Cause that would take a fucking lot to notice me here.
One, one... Bam, bam! Well let's open one of these cans
spaghetti with
knives we're not using anymore. so That's pretty good in the food department.
Let's eat this guy.
Actually, dude, my food is so stacked i almost don't wanna
my uh water stack so i don't want to eat food that's going to give me water. Boom.
Okay, I mean...
Pretty solid there, I'd say.
We got enough stuff to kind of chill. Let's fix this thing now.
I forgot the fixed Glock goes from badly damaged to fucking worn, and then we're gonna
have two mags with it too.
I'm gonna fix... One of the mags is already pristine.
I think one of the mags is actually just worn.
Do I still have them?
One mag there, one mag in.
I think the mag in is pristine. Yeah, we're chilling.
We're fucking mad chilling right now.
Ultimate
chilling at the moment.
Really really good situation
we got ourselves in.
Let's do this first.
Drop all those.
I'm gonna eat a fucking thing of vitamins.
Okay, dude this clock...I'm actually pumped about this Glock. How bad? How fucking nasty he put that dude down was pretty cool.
Obviously the guy didn't have armor or whatever, you know? Yeah, I got a dumb good start at the moment.
Dumb good start.
Alright,
I just killed
the guy who was AFK
and he's got
a fucking crossbow
on his back.
That's pretty nice.
I ain't gonna lie.
Pretty nice.
Oh,
yo,
he's got chicken!
Oh dude,
I'm good.
I'm coming.
You're on your way?
The chicken is being delivered.
Bro,
I'm on the way.
We don't have that many 9x19s. so Okay. Mucho better.
Alright, anything else
that we're missing here? Gloves? I mean,
you can use these to mix new gloves.
Bet you guys didn't think of that one.
Bet you didn't think of that one, did ya?
Gotcha!
Fucking gotcha.
Room gloves? Guys didn't see it?
Didn't decide to help me.
I'll keep the electrical repair kit for now just in case you come across some good attachments
holy dude as of the start that's the that's a fucking sod, bro.
One does not simply give up and warn Mosin, brother, with ammo
normally you don't want that to happen to you.
Yeah, Mosin slaps. Okay, so you know normally you don't want that to happen most of the slabs
so your at mohawk or huron
I think im making my way to onondaga
when do you get to Onondaga. Okay. When you get to Onondaga, that's when we'll kind of
meet up again. Yeah, yeah.
This is in the east, but then we have this one.
The sun's in the
eastern end, so let's see how it gets out of your bed. Sun's The sun's in the east right now, just to let you know.
Suns in the East?
Yeah it's rising
Fuck they didn't go in the wrong way then. The sun's in the east.
Oh, fucking A. I didn't say anything. Just follow signs for now.
For you, I would stick on roads and follow signs.
Damn, Daniel!
We got ourselves a start!
A way better start than I thought.
We're heavily insulated, too.
Minus our gloves and maybe our pants.
Insulation's looking pretty nice.
I got you a few scopes.
No, you don't.
Oh, I have a fucking compass and binoculars! Oh bro, imma fuckin stack. Alright okay okay some people like binos, i don't think that's it.
I've never used them in my life but i got binos.
Yeah... Yeah.
Right autocorrect bro? For like the last three days I've been getting my ass kicked.
Finally I won a fucking fight bro!
Only took all the bullets I had and my fuckin' gun jabbing but...
We got there! but we got there and I snipe that dude through the bushes
thats kinda cool Alright dude, let me get a little stretch out going here.
Bro that fight at Dam last night was sick right? Dude thanks brother man. Yeah that-that was a lot of fun. so so so. so so. All right, Chad. We need a shirt. He's back here. Got a bigger backpack.
Oh! Judd? You're such a rookie dude. Judd. Judd? Such a rookie, dude.
Judd...
You are
A
Piece
Of fucking shit
I want you to know that
YOU ARE
A piece of shit too much tarkov bro
tarkov has us over though that grenade sound will forever haunt me No, man.
This guy said...
this guy said he fucked him up and you were just playing?
You're playing Noida, I don't even know what that is.
Noida!
I got food bro, we should meet up.
I'm living good.
Okay well, I wanna meet up off the beaten path a little bit i'm trying to make my way
west of like southwest of over dot around okay To get to the rocks,
I see a guy. Oh man.
Hold on.
This guy looks like a guy that's going straight to military bases. Hang on, boss. There you go.
How are you going, boss man? I'm gonna go up the rock just in case it's for me or in the rocks.
If he's trying to be looking at me, don't come. um You're a compass. I don't know. You go here? No, right?
What the fuck do you go here for?
He goes there. Right?
Shit I don't know
Never even been there
I dunno I don't even know where they are. I'm kinda getting a little bit lost where I'm at, not gonna lie.
Once I figure out where I'm at, we'll get together.
Wait was there a fucking grenade launcher in this room?
Oh that's right it's like the thumber.
Yeah yeah It's like the little... I think it's like a thumper. Yeah, yeah.
That thing is going to sit right there.
You gotta go
to the mines to pick up ammo for
it and come across it because there's no... you won't spawn
anywhere else. And then you have to go into the
dam. I keep finding like smokes! I'm finding like
smokes for it. Yeah.
On melee bases. Yeah yeah. You won't find
explosives though. Oh, do you get explosive ammo? Not sure if that's- You won't find explosives though. Oh the explosive ammo?
You won't find like claymores and shit unless you go to the mine kind of...
...specifically if you have to go there.
And uh, you'll find the grenade launcher
I think only in the damn tunnels.
Yeah, that's the only place
I've ever seen it.
Okay. I have no fucking idea where I'm at. I met some fuckin' military base...
Yeah, I'm at one too.
I-I have a ghillie suit on, don't kill me.
If I see you ghilliein', I'll second guess it.
Yep. awesome Listen, I kind of Yeah, okay. Listen I kinda got some zombies on me.
You good?
Ain't nothin' I can handle with some fuckin' skill and talent.
Are you just gonna climb up onto the wall? some fucking skill and talent.
Are you just gonna climb on something high? I can't handle that skill and talent, it's not about the details
geez.
I think you're gonna climb
on something high and just hit them in the head.
Nah, I'm in a fucking building beating em up one at a time.
Obviously with raw skill and talent.
Not through the windows either.
Not through the windows.
That's how you handle that though, bruises.
Take some fucking notes! Can you get shot while you're doing it? Yes, but it's not the fucking point okay? It's not the fucking point. Okay? It's not the fucking point.
I'll write that down.
I'm so lost by the way
I'm at some military base. No idea other than that.
I am also so lost and at some military base. It's crazy how similar we are at the moment.
Once i come across a compass, or figure out where West is,
I'm in business.
If all else fails, Southwest is the way.
Dude! Have you had a crossbow in this game before yeah there's the zombie fucking slayers
dude you can pick up the ball out of their head you can left click it, have you done that yet?
Walk up to it with the crossbow
out and instead of F'ing
left click it
just one left click, you don't have to hold it
yeah it will reload that bolt automatically into your bolt.
Yeah, it's super fucking nice bro.
Okay. I need a weapon cleaning kit or maybe duct tape?
I don't know if duct tape fixes it but...
Um, I'm not sure
all right i'm gonna go in the eye in the way that i think you are
could be completely wrong, though.
Epoxy putty! I knew that was there. Where?
Ah...
Wait what was the question?
They're saying epoxy fixes it. Oh okay. Damn I thought you were talking about this thing.
Where?! Who the fuck has it?
Epoxy fixes plate carriers and shit right?
I like this one better.
Epoxy fixes plate
carriers, helmets...
So does leather sewing kits. Badly damaged, that Wurfchat.
EDVs are nice.
Should get some back now.
Happy Father's Day, dudes!
Happy fucking Father's Day, dudes. Happy fucking Father's Day.
Brothers. Fathers.
More nine bullets
the question is where the fuck is west but someone's But suddenly setting is dark now, right?
Yeah.
Actually so I was running the wrong way.
Oh, so you were running west instead of east?
I don't know where I'm at anymore. Me and chat have to have a conversation right now, maybe come to a conclusion on where the fuck I is.
This chat's the one who told me to go this way.
I'll blame anyone for anything at the moment.
Alright, change it to the BDU pants
instead of the jeans.
Okay. Instead of the jeans. I don't need these anymore.
Ain't no way a Pioneer is's gonna be good enough at the moment considering I've been
mowsing now.
So it gets kicked to the curb...
Bam!
I said bam!
Motherfucker, I said bam. Motherfuck, I said
BAM! Give me the duct tape
we can fix it. Wait do I have any cleanings?
Nah, we just have the duct tapes
for this bad man. Let's use the one in here though.
It's probably gonna be a little bit on that.
That's worth it I think.
Chat! Where the fuck I is? Go downhill to find river. are you sure about that
i'm close man i'm freaking close, for sure. Maybe I can get some information on top of this. It's got to be like this way. I don't know. Is this the... I think I gotta go up, not down.
Because it's not a river... It's a, it's a river but like where we come from
it is elevated yeah this is where me and Kevin move. It's gotta be this way to the
left of that one. Yeah I can see the other side okay we're okay.
Yeah right there let's do this Let's keep the other side. Okay, we're okay. We're good. Yeah! Right there. Right there. It was weakness.
Alright I have my bearings. I'm next to the dam
near Odengaga.
I'm near a huge construction town, I don't know which
town it is but it's big. It's a bunch of
construction buildings.
Oh, right. I think something's out here now.
We're lucky we were fine.
Did you guys walk around small tight corridors like this with the mosen or a
glock out of curiosity i'm not sure
you got some block up here. I'm gonna trust you.
This doesn't change the fact that I am 100% better than you guys at shooting games, okay?
Like it says. I had to run that through
Twitch and they had to get approved by other guys. Honestly, if we die on this character it doesn't really matter.
Usually my first character of the day is like a fucking willy-nilly tossup and...
I get the feeling that this good luck ain't gonna last.
I got a feeling I'm gonna be honest with you.
I say we don't waste our time on these... That wasn't you, right?
No.
Hey hey!
That's good.
Are you still a Ghillie Spaghet guy?
No... I forgot that you were in one. Hey, that's good. Did you just kill a Ghillie Spaghet?
No... I forgot you were in one.
Yep. Not me.
Wait so technically you could have just killed me?!
I mean if you were at a military base of this caliber and you didn't say nothing it's your fault.
My man had a Defender on him. Oh my man...
That pumpkin's... All pumpkins.
This boy could be across the way from me.
It's got a compass.
Dude, I am so lost.
There are no signs anywhere.
You just have to find the sign. What do I need here, chat? Now we leave.
What gun did he have?
None, it was just here dude.
This is the guy we saw chat.
Is he not? This is the guy we saw, chat.
Is he not?
Better shirt.
Now we're good.
This is, he was solo. This is the guy that we were thinking about shooting a motion shot at. I say we kind of get out of here, because I feel like he probably looted everything already.
Actually maybe he just got here too?
I'm so dead.
Bunch of what? I hear a bunch of gunshots. Sounds like Mosin or something over here, maybe BK
Very distinguishable difference there but we'll figure that out as time goes.
Is he shooting very quickly or is
he shooting in a hair? No it's slow.
Might be Burger King then eh...
What if he's like doing some slow motion shots though, you know?
What if he one taps somebody?
Uh... I don't suppose.
AHH!
AAH! HOOP! Can't even Strong Attack anymore. Pretty sure he's a solo. Found him Hoxie Putty, let's go!
Huge huge...
Stuff does spawn here.
Let's see what not in abundance.
I can't believe that guy walked in,
turned away from me,
staring at the ground in the loop.
Drop pick
Drop pick use knife
It's my only knife I have for uh... Yeah, I suppose we're gonna drop it anyways. so These buildings are just fucking complete, absolute nutsack man.
You know they are!
I'm outta here. They're just bad
He implemented these big-ass buildings and there were just like it was just a troll
They're just like yeah, but what should be you know be funny as if we just didn't put any movement
And then that's what happened.
Forty-five, forty-five... I passed up on some 45's there. It was only like 4 shots though. Balconies are where the loot is really
you're lying really okay did i just eat something that was freezing
is that possible? Nah, I'm just whippin'.
So second floor...
So just a quick second floor.
You guys will go out on the back like so and look, alright? Like that.
I guess if there's something to look for, fuck it then.
It's just a quick look.. Call 45 and do zigzags, baby. That's all I need.
Arrrrgh!
That's all I mean. When you get wet in this thing,
You get... Destroyed. when you get wet in this thing, you get
destroyed.
I have the damage though
on stamina.
Alright. I'll find something better. I don't want to ring it out right now,
I just wanna get through this area.
I'm gonna go ahead and do that I don't want to ring it out right now, I just want to get through this area. so This guy must have crept in.
Kind of like over here or something, because he didn't clear any of this side.
Which I would argue is going to be the better side to bleed into this so...
Make sure no one's in here.
Attack from away the pe beat this area. pristine guess we're done with that so. Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm.
Instantly freed up a bit of stamina.
Be a little better camouflage wise. I know there's some wool coat fans in here,
and it's no disrespect my dudes. I'm gonna put bandage on Harbar.
Uh...
It's not that big of a deal, I guess.
Alright, I no longer have a ghillie on.
I got an orange backpack.
No longer with Gilly... Now he's the opposite, dude!
Orange, Okay.
I mean fuck hammerpunch you need it.
Well if not a backpack
You can't have a backpack with a ghillie
It is what it is.
Nah your 100% right. The Ghillie fucking sucks in my opinion so whatever
It doesn't suck but it's like
it sucks not having to lose
You need too much shit
on this to rock a ghillie
For real Alright ghillie for real all right i'm heading north to onondaga patrols my go-to
autumn dog it's crazy how long It's crazy how you were thinking that you were going to get there in two seconds
and uh... Yeah, I did, I did. It was a little confusing. A little bit.
I'm changing this to red and blue.
I'm not gonna lie, this crossbow is sick!
Yeah the cross... so it's like So it's like...
If it's like MK- The Mark 2 is the king of wiping
zombies that don't see you, right?
But then THAT is the king
of wiping zombies that do.
Yeah, yeah.
Like bro I just shoot the zombie anywhere in the body it dies walk up left click my arrow and it loads it up in the console immediately.
It's insane.
Yeah it's actually insane.
The guy who was here that i killed already could have done this um so
it's like yeah I think we just did it. ah so Let's leave. No bueno. Let's leave, no bueno. We got ourselves a 45.
Nothing really to show for it though at the moment.
This is where I killed the guy that knocked kevin that little wall remember Now the question is, do I go this way or the other way to get to the next one?
I have a compass.
So this is west, so that means we'd be more on the north end of it then.
Probably this way.
Grab a gas mask. Probably this way.
Got a gas mask, I have the gas mask. I guess I could've gotten him the gas mask.
Yeah we'll find something. We gotta get a real gun now.
Some sort of full auto.
Yeah, she's in good shape. Just gotta find a man and bullets.
Wait Wait, no no no.
Is this where it opens up?
No that's the end of the dam right there like I said.
Let me see this.
Well,
it can't be in the middle of
that.
It's a pipe
from there
and our
dam's
that way.
Is this
opening up?
Am I going
too far south?
No fucking way. Let's check it out. I don't know if that will actually work. This might be... not the way we want to go.
Let's, yeah let's go to the north bridge. Fuck this.
We didn't land our militarys in this one. Yeah, let's go to the north bridge. Fuck this.
We wouldn't land on military so we're gonna miss her.
Alright, we're chillin'.
If you die on Day's Eve, you have to wait around until the round is over
to link with your buddy or it you respawn and refine each other?
You can respond and refine each other. so so so so so so so Here we go.
This should be the one right before Damien, I thought.
I think I'm at the damn west of Onondaga. I don't know why I couldn't find the other one.
It was just too far off, and I didn't want to go that way.
Alright listen... Alright, listen.
I am west of Onondaga
at the bridge.
I see the bridge on the map.
Yeah, um...
I don't know if it's that first one
or the second.
I think I'm at the second one
and then we're going to go to the west.
So you just got to find out
how to get to the west
which, I mean, honestly
I'm not even sure where the sun's at right now.
The sun is actually east so yeah
Suns rising in the eastern end
So yeah find your way from
Onondaga if you um
You know, you can loot it and do your thing but i have a i have
a headlamp for you and we can go into the tunnels and leave down there for guys
finishing oh i got a head lamp already they do yep yep What the fuck is that blowtorch used for?
Fixing like pots and shit. so I guess you can mine a fire over here too. so. There's a couple bags in there. so I'm sorry. so Show me something.
I'm Mag.
Military, Italian, Swiss... I don't see anybody trying to dismiss
Where are we facing? Thanks, bro.
I'm gonna try not to die, man.
I'm gonna try. Okay. Pretty good find. Definitely not to be mistaken for a civilian anymore, so we'll put our shawl inside everywhere got so all right I don't want to hide.
I'm gonna wait for this beef's ass.
Probably, like north maybe? maybe around over here Oh, bro.
You want some food?
We're having fucking goat
tonight, bro.
I killed two goats!
I have a cooking setup so I can cook them.
You got the tripod? Uh, what?
I got the tripod for it. Yeah, that's...I mean...
Yeah, I guess if we wanna set up a fire
with Devon, I'm saying I don't need a fire
I have like gas, like a gas setup. Oh okay.
Okay, okay. don't don't
about to cut my pumpkin up real quick i'm not gonna lie, I didn't even know how to eat pumpkins the first time I ever picked one up. I still don't know, to this day. So you just said that?
You cut one up.
You cut that shit up and then you eat it! I'm going to go ahead and get a full bunch of water bottles. so Okay. There's something over here. I don't know. Houses and shit?
Oh, this is the drive-thru or something.
It looks like a...
Not a drive-thru but a driving movie
or something like that.
... Landmark and Trey got a double kill to play where I stay. Can't believe we're going to the mine actually, fine let's see. I'll leave in here real fast. There's lots of them. Yeah, the egg incident happened and then I never got back to that spot again. Mother trucks.
I fucking hate you guys. You said you need canisters, right?
Like a stove?
Oh, um. Yeah yeah the gas
Ah yeah I got a large one
That's beautiful.
Do you have an armor yet?
A what? You have a plate vest yet?
Uh... hunter vest, that's it.
Oh shit!
Okay, I was at Onabaga- fuck! Okay, I gotta go back to where this guy just tried killing me.
Why?
Uh it's-I guess I was at Onabaga but I ran away from it.
I'm coming back to it.
I'm a mile to you. I'm coming back to it. You've been on a chair late.
Thanks, pal.
Appreciate you man.
There's a guy with a BK.
He has like a fresh one but he has a BK that is coming to you so…
I'm chilling in random spot right now while I wait for you.
What?
I have a press fest for ya.
Oh, alright I'm on my way unless this guy DKs me or something we'll see.
Damn I'm looking pretty cool to be honest you know
yeah look at that glock and i'm ready to go actually better gloves actually
pretty sick pretty sick look The defender vest looks pretty cool.
Compressed Vest, not so much.
Yeah, thanks for the general brother man body body like smalls
bannister was up dude over three years bombers what's going on brother appreciate you man some pleasing sounds tricky raid cyber slinger thanks
for giving this stuff by the way bro appreciate it man to uh insulin can't eel okay oh two minutes by the way
so restart restart yeah yep Okay, sounds good to me.
I'm in a really good position here.
Killing that guy with the Mosin is the best thing that can happen to us.
I just think it looks better at Kyarnus.
Kyarnus is the short answer, you know?
Alright, this guy's getting... This guys creeping on the...
As geared as my other guy.
Creeping up!
We're getting there bro, we're getting there.
Definitely got...
Well he doesn't have a better snipe now.
I still need like a full auto weapon the block's
definitely not going to cut it so We thought about trying to get a Tarkov-style daisy service. I've thought about it at one point in time but
um i've always just like end up going back to
um survival because i tried some rearm stuff and shit like that it just doesn't feel quite as good... so so Yeah, Rearmed is more of like a Rust style.
I definitely was into it for a little bit.. how cute do be nice huh yeah it is nice
i didn't ask anybody for it these dudes just hit me with a man that's pretty nice pretty nice
or i had maybe i had it from before, because I heard that...
I don't know if this is the same servers that I played on for the Jurassic Park ones
or if its different ones.
What the hell did you just say to me, man? Huh?
What's the story about the dude getting dunked on then getting his shoes stolen?
I mean it's not really a story. I think I've done that two or three times.
But yeah,
I've stolen some motherfucking shoes after
you knock them out.
Most people might
punch them out, kill them.
Sometimes though you can just take all their stuff
leave them naked no shoes so when they walk around
they bleed and create cuts pretty fucked up to be honest.
See that? that's not
bully shit
talking about real life yeah
don't let me catch you tripping
I mean slipping or tripping, uh... I mean slipping. Or tripping.
And the vent.
Mag rust? Okay, bro.
Might like them shoes, bro.
I got like three bodyguards with me, all willing to press you for them too.
And i'll stand in the back and away from my sneaks.... so...
Checking me a second. I'm going to go grab Ellie upstairs real quick and bring her down.... All right, it might take me a minute before I'm back in.
It's not too bad, but it is going a little slow........ You managed to get back in the server?
Yeah, but there's a little bit of a train.
Oh, hold on. but this is a little bit of a train.
Oh, how long? Uh... 14.
Not the greatest.
I was in the 21 when I first joined, it was like 20 something then.
Did you just hit play at the lobby or did you try to go back
to the launcher? I had to say play play the lobby
let's hear that question. Somebody in the chat
giving himself the old Haktua
while you're AFK, I don't even know what that is
Haktua? Is that spitting?
Hello Forsen, I noticed your title says games and shit
but all I see is shit.
When will you get to the games?
What the fuck?
What's that story about the dude getting...
Okay, thank you.
Thank you.
Okay, we're good guys. about the dude getting okay thank you thank you
oh shit i'm ready now this is time to get for realsies in.
We gotta cross! Maybe we just have to go north, right?
We'll go south. No no no, let's go south.
South West never fails, dude.
Man I am heavy as- oh it's cause I got this
chest I got this.
All right, time to cross!
I guess we go incubation
would be the play, maybe?
Or should I go to... Should I get a better gun, actually.
I knew what game I was on! I think this road, if there's a road at the end of this dam. I think there is maybe Maybe, if not then
I'll be near an incubation. If there's a road near it, I take it to POMS
There's no road, we go to the incubation I'm not gonna lie, I need you to kill 14 people.
Yeah...
It's not an easy server to get in. I was surprised you did it the first time, how long do you think?
I got it within like 5 minutes
Yeah!
There was a 20 queue and i just slid right through, idk
That's insane there was a twenty q and i just slid right through it since
here in a fourteen-some
effort so so I got cheese.
Rust.
You taught me how to play Rush a little bit.
I'm teaching the ways
on Daisy.
... Let's get a little dry bag and dig a little hole.
Use your hands man.
There's some dirt on top of it, you're fine.
Is this a road?
There is a road, but does it lead out of there actually? that's I don't want to see that. What the fuck?
Stop on my foot, Guzman style.
Cut me with a toenail. What the hell? I don't like to crouch here so I can get snagged easily. It's
easy campable but I also don't like zombie screentone
Hey was that a road that him out of here or not?
I don't think so.
Well, maybe?
Random ass curve...I don't think it's connected
to the point of...I think we're near incarnation.
... I think we're near any information.
That means we gotta go southwest just a touch. I hate this area.
I sniped a guy here one time and was like, man
that was too fucking easy. I don't ever want to get beat up in that guys position again
Unfortunately sometimes you gotta go up this. Possibly not.
Okay, let's see. All for a CRV. There's a road.
If I turn to the right, we shouldn't have any progression. Alright, let's see if we can survive this one. Sherman's over here, yeah.
Please dude, one down.
That fucking bullet type I had bro?
Goes right through there. fucking bullet type I had, bro.
Goes right through every... It kills in one bullet even to his legs.
I'm using a Lapua for this thing.
It's an old school Akula.
With skin, I mean they've gotten skins into the game.
Bear ink.
Bear usually spawns left side and I'm going right side to avoid bear. More of a Usec kind of guy here. Here we go.
My fear is always dying in the forest, but to be honest you don't really
have an incredible vision on this place from the forest it's all kind of like whatever vision
so it should just be mostly people traveling through.
Therefore the window should be small. You guys coming across one another. Therefore Therefore...
Zombie out here.
Zombie out here.
I'll fight him real quick.
Boom, and then bug them outta there.
Done. Make't shit on them.
Looking in the school,
not seeing anything.
Okay. um Oh, it's nice. Okay, pristine. I dropped the shotgun.
Didn't think I was gonna need it. Well whatever, we don't need it.
Guess what? Because you don't fucking need it!
Got my handy dandy Glock. Hey man, come right here.
Now my presence is known. My man is getting here, and he's getting here quick. Oh, there's a
couple of Let's get some better Good thing we got this good Kukri. wow I thought it hurt somebody.
Hard movement, don't know if its from a zombie. time I'm going to check on I got trippled.
Oh my goodness, we're in a fat zombie trail right now.
Everybody wants to see when they show up through the place so they know you're here.
I'm gonna take that one. What number are you?
Uh, 10. I can't just leave this in the fucking bay. tasty so we can try
hey dummy let's go one step one side oh so Okay. Something out here... so so Fuck, I mean for my uh... It's aistine. I mean, what does it bring to the table that this one doesn't?
Nothing! This one is soaked.
... This side of the thing is better. I'm just wondering what about it's going on so so so so so Oh, dude.
Oh bro I'm flying now! I'm flying!
How many people did you just kill?
A bunch more... I'm zero, buddy. How much more?
At five now.
Nice!
Okay. so so. so so That's a 5.56 weapon though, shit I'll take it on with the magnet, thank you.
M16 with the magnet, that's what I do.
G36 with the magnet, oh that's not you. She 36 with the magnet? Oh, that's different shit.
You... What are you, what are you? We do have bullets for it, but we don't have knife or anything.
Hold on there until we find one, maybe? Oh.
We don't have Amphor.
MP5, we do have Amphor.
I guess that's how we'll make
that decision for the time being.
We know where this is from.
Title, what does my title say?
Hey, thank you by the way I appreciate your attention
Shhh what the fuck kind of name is that, man?
Yeah oh you're talking about somebody in the chat
Yeah yeah it's uh... The map is called Deadfall.
Map called Deadfall? That's a good sign that no one is here usually,
is that those red bags don't have a bandage taken.
As soon as you see a red badge... uh, a red badge with the bandage taken it's possibly
somebody who has been here. so I'll hold on to it this time, I guess.
Oh!
AK ammo. Okay. Give me a little mini ak bro i'm down i'm ready i wasn't prepared my body so so Oh, I hate you.
Yes, I do.
Yes it's true. Guys, guys, guys. Oh my goodness gracious holly god thema-mole guys guys guys you will never
guess what holy god Rohe? Holy Gakamal.
That's a hutch word right there.
Oh babe, babe! Oh, baby.
Listen, how's good this is? It's best. I got a roll of it the other one that's good but yes There's good stuff right there.
We got some good stuff.
We can make some adjustments to some different weaponry.
I don't look as cool though, huh?
The other one looked cooler with the whole setup. But it is what it is, this is going to be better for us if we can live with it anyways.
Either way, both of them get shredded in a fight.
Well one is low insulation but can't get wet.
One is like fucking really good insulation and it can get wet. oh
what the so Oh boy!
No hecking way, Samsung is streaming some days. Days is like a box of chocolates
Damn I should have fixed that you never know what you
are gonna get why didn't i fix the magazine
chat why didn't i fix the magazine
fuck Oh boy.
I may have fucked up, I may have fucked up.
I may have fucked up.
If this thing freezes
and,
and I die because of it
that's my fault.
Damn,
I've been dropping
380s bro.
Any 380 rounds you keep hold of those when you get them.
I'm at three.
I'll take all three of them off you, lolololo.
Yeah. Still have a three-man real quick. You got that.
Easy, easy, easy.
Probably done actually.
Uh...yeah. I mean both even fit in the most of five I mean I just picked up a bison that is like 27 bolts
Bro, isn't that 9x18 or 19?
It's 380.
380?! That's even worse!
Who are you killing with that thing, bro?
Listen, man.
Don't get caught in front of the crosshair on a full auto weapon.
Dude if you kill someone with the Bison who's geared...
I will applaud you.
Ask chat the last person I killed with a bizon what their low-down was.
Chat, give me a clip!
And then I smoke his friend right across the fucking hallway right after
Then another guy pushes and I smoke that guy too.
This was at
research.
Bro, I feel like if they got a plate carrier
380 is pecking that dude
It's not enough to kill him
But you have enough to knock them out
Okay
How many bullets do you think it takes to hit a plague harrier and knock him out?
Maybe five.
Really? Five? I'm not sure to be honest.
If its five that's not bad.
I mean you'd have to have... might have to be a headshot in there.
Might be a headshot in there.
Okay okay.
I know that- listen the last guy I mopped though had a fucking plate carrier and an AUG.
And I fucked him up.
One little burst when he was done all right? He knocked me out too.
What's the best sniper on here? Do you know? Is it the Mosin?
Or is there DMRs and shit?
I have no idea. The guns in this server at all.
Oh! There's an SVD?!
There's a SVD that shoots Mosin rounds.
There is a LAR.
That's 308 that can go full auto.
I mean they got some is really good right now.
I mean, they've got some good bolties, right?
Like Savannah and Moe's are both good.
Blaze.
Blaze is really good too because it shoots three away so you can double shot it.
So you can shoot two bullets at once so it'll one tap you. double shot it. Shoot two bullets at once,
so it'll one tap the bullet.
That's a DMR.
If they're rock and plate,
They can take a Mosin shot or DMR shot
I mean a 308 shot that type of thing
They can take those
Even for breakfast
I'll leave this one to you eat them for breakfast
but i mean you can shoot one on the ground yeah so I just cast the spell upon thee, and now you are all manually breathing.
Kek W! Nails!
Watch the buying clip. None of these guys had armor.
Nails! But that is a nice box.
None of those guys
have armor, bullshit.
Bro, I watched the clip.
That guy that I killed with an awg didn't even have an armor on you sure oh this might not
be that cliff then this is where you wipe a three man with a no are you talking about here at
incubation yeah those guys are all news like they They're on noob gear. I'm talking about at research on Namal's.
I mopped three geared players. The first guy...I led the first kill with the Bison.
I won't lie, having a 64 round mag is pretty nice.
Oh! I'm going to try and get a little bit of space here. I'll just do it like that. Yeah, these guys sent you the... Oh damn there's a fucking 20 bolts in this bitch. Let's go!
Someone dropped this, bro.
Scooby Doo it, bruh! Find the clues!
You're hot on the trail. Did you- apparently, you saw a guy in the hallway, man. Perfect time to unload your weapon.
Might pay off in a fight So, so so oh uh Oh, this is the longest position Q at 1. The suspense is killing me Christine, Warren, and DamageMac.
I'm hoping the DamageMac will hold up. Damaged. Dude's fix that.
Dude, there is no way I can actually keep it in here.
Come on bro! Don't get me killed right now. Let's go.
There we go. So now from here... here.
Head way southwest, so we're going to go mostly east
here because of the road.
Left, mean... I'm not south-west, southeast.
So we're going to go that way.
Just looking here for so so I just have two pumps of air under this guy. a little southeast Bear to your left?
Well, if it charges us we're gonna dump our whole magnet in. Oh my! Thought it was a bear. I got scared.
Damn I don't know about all the things today. Hey, what is up?
You might be mad about that. so so Slice. That was better So, what's that?
Should we just be taking a road that goes south?
I should have had this aloft.
The problem is, I need to go more south, I guess.
Oh! yes that guy just give you the biggest heart attack you've ever had in your whole
life ever had in your whole life?
Chat. I feel like that was my worst fears coming to fruition right there.
That guy.
I really hope someone from the surface walks in that. Holy fuck.
My fucking heart, bro.
My fucking heart, bro. I thought I was in a goddamn dream for a second.
I thought I just fucking a goddamn dream for a second
I thought I just fucking dozed off and was just shit it was just like wait what the fuck's going on right now? Bro Bro
How did I even like live
You fucked me up dude
Oh man
I hope the admins are watching, bro.
I hope that guy doesn't come back for me, man.
That was fucking hard...
That was...
Heart attack-like inducing, dude.
That was crazy.
Alright, I'm loading in
i don't think i've been that fucking macheted a million times?
No, I think that guy was cheating.
Dude!
He tried to kill me
and I'm like
worried he's gonna
come back for me, bro.
Did you know
that guy just
chopped you up, bro?
Well,
he fucked my shit up, dude, my jacks all messed up
Dude that guy chopped you up at like fucking dude
That was like the flash with a knife that guy barely out on the shot. Oh mythe hair on my arms like just instantly rose and I had like a bro.
Bro you got Barry Allen so hot bro. Oh, I can't
even explain that feeling. That was insane. Dude, you actually
just got cheat engine, bro. That's what it reminds me of. That was nuts. I haven't been cheated
that blatantly ever in this game, not one time.
How'd you not die, bro? They're gonna hit you like six times!
I don't know, bro. I just fucking...
I'm a tank.
I'm in, by the way. I'm in.
Bro, if I get macheted now because of you, I swear to God bro!
Where are you at?
Aw bro, why ain you gonna do right there?
Don't tell me you got lost, bro!
I'm not lost. I was just deciding whether
I wanted to leave this base or not.
I am already across the bridge. You just gotta keep going to that bridge and meet me there. I'm still within the vicinity, sorta.
I was hitting loot...loot spots getting looted.
Oh my goodness, brother.
That was kinda crazy!
People still cheating daisy? What the fuck?!
I need to get through an extreme reaction approach... what's up Jesus Christ. That's the first blatant, blatant cheater I've ever had try to kill me in this game. I'm a little worried he's gonna be back to killing now.
I'm more interested in pushing him so we'll see what happens. It sounded like he was hitting strong attacks.
I'm not really sure.
I guess his problem was...
I'm not even going to tell,
I'm not even going to tell, I'm not even going to say if you
kind of know where he went wrong.
... Yeah, I mean, I got it now.
I'm a little worried about it.
A little worried about it. I'm not going to fix the gloves if I do this.
Damn, how many gloves did I waste on that motherfucker? Chat right there is why we have the fucking bison out for full auto out,
right?
Instead of the fucking nose.
Remember we decided that yesterday I was like you know what when
I'm running through the forest and stuff for the most part like
like close if there's anything like came back and killed me close range
I'm gonna be holding out a while thank goodness i didn't have the motion out there, so if i miss a single shot... so Yeah, that guy probably just got through the monstrous queue dude and was like it's my
time. so so so so So I'm going to go ahead and What's up, brother? You good?
Yeah.
I'll let her know.
She went back out there.
Let's do this. She's trying to go back up. She was trying to go back up.
Oh, did she? Okay.
She's getting confused on where she wants to go I Nice 3 hunts.
Someone shoots me Alright, I'm at the bridge.
You gotta give me a little bit... I'm at the bridge.
You gotta give me a little bit. Find some place to hunker down. Aye.
Probably have to go into incubation to get you
your armor, except dropped it there.
That's our first mission.
You got multivitamins?
I've got the flu man!
It ain't looking good. Yeah, I got some stuff that can get out
you got food right uh uncooked food but yes
I have a lot of goat and fat to eat.
And i got the gas canister for your stove.
Oh, of course you found that chat. not shot
that would have done it they haven't had the ammo for it though, to be fair.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!
... I'm done, I didn't kill there. uh uh uh so Mmmmm, nah. That's not going to be super prevalent on this server, I don't think.
I've done that ammo...
Maybe on the mosque? Formals. Four moves. I'm gonna sit down and finish. Oh, good news! What? Uh, we don't have to go find your armor now because I found you a different one.
Hell yeah.
.... All right, I'm on the Onondaga side of the bridge. Oh, that's gigantic.
I'll hold it in my hands.
Hmm.
Question? hmm Let me think here. Damn, it's fucking gigantic. Shut up, Chad.
Shut the fuck up, Chad. I don't know what's going through the head. This armor is a lot harder to carry.
Yeah, why's that?
It's just much more space in the bag.
I don't want to unload the gun right now.
Think you can get rid of 357s as well.
We'll figure it out. I'm stupid, Evie.
Yeah, I know.
Oh, another con-
I understand the consequences.
What kind of list is this? A stab vest?
Uh, no. It's a defender vest.
Oh, okay. I'm going to check these crates out back here, Chuck.
See what else there is. are you there Okay. Fuckin' I got a SKS down there, House of Exes. I'm making my way back.
Aight.
Got the bridge.
One of the ways, is it the bridge that's like broken?
No.
Okay, well there's a bridge cut in half.
It's a dam.
You're looking for us at the dam and you hear that. Okay. He just chose the fucking bridge over here. okay
he's chose a bridge instead of at the bridge uh yeah oh i'm at the dam okay I don't want to be around here, chat.
I don't want to be around here.
Communications is personally my least favorite place to leave. Okay, so now I need to go northeast along the water. Yeah, heading north. hi
this just this um this thing should get me to the bridge Just, uh......go to my right.
Oh my goodness! I need to go back and watch that clip, bro.
I do need to sharpen my knife. Good call, bro.
What? The fucking machete demon?
Dude, I just...
I can't...
I kid you not. For a split
second, I thought I dozed off or something and was like dreaming
What the fuck is happening?
Cuz bro, it's not like every day a guy creeps up behind you in the middle of nowhere
Doesn't make a single fucking noise.
Like it's The Hero's TV show and just tries to murder you!
To be fair he rolled up on you though cause he was speed hacking so he rolled up on you really fast.
Yeah, yeah that's crazy dude. Did you get a gunshot?
Oh man, I can't. awesome That means like a speed hacker, just get a gas mask and just speed hack their way through
the fucking passage.
Probably. I mean if he-I'm sure he's got more than speed hacks you know if he's speed hacking
I'm sure he's got more. Probably gonna, you know if he's speed hacking. I'm sure he's got more probably gonna just like esp of gas mask Oh so So this goes to the incubation area chat. I'm gonna reload this mag, I gotta fix my sword so that I can play the fish request.
I'm in have 380 for you.
You? A little silver bullet?
Uh, I got a whole 4 wall street man oh thank god so I'm heavy? Oh no.
Don't let that be a fucking bear.
Wait, what?
Did you just say it was a fucking bear?
I sure fuckin' hope not, really.
Bro...
Aren't bears like really fucking hard to kill?
Should they sharpen your knife in there? Nah.
I'd rather do it in a random bush, that's almost like a point of interest to me.
Somebody sees that and walks towards that.
Uh...I see the broken den bridge.
I'm on the other side of the uh construction. okay
brother tommy's growling man. You're... wait you have red?
Yeah. Oh man we gotta pick the food. I'm not blinkin' but
it's red I've seen people get the tracks in these rocks before so Okay.
I am across the bridge, uh...
The dam from you, I think.
Oh, okay yeah just make the run across the bridge and I should be there.
Yeah, you cross him.
Want me to cross?
Yeah, you cross.
Oh, I just found a vest.
You're gonna hate me.
What kind is it?
Defender
Is it warm?
It's pristine
Pristine
Alright, you're good then.
Don't need you for it trust me
I'm happy to let it go. Alright you gotta cross that
Alright
I'm taking all the shit off and putting my backpack
... I'm at the building we need to go in. It's like once you get to the end of the dam, you'll see a fence on your left.
Wait are you on the side of construction? What's up Lawrence?
Wait, are you on the side of construction or opposite construction? Construction. Oh wait, you might be here near me.
You cross-roading with them already? With cars and shit?
Are you on the side of the yellow crane? No I'm on on the side of the yellow crane
no i'm on the opposite side of yellow crane okay go to yeltsin um I have flashbangs here bro, just call it out bro.
I'll chuck that thing Do you even need a tripod or can just toss it yeah He's throwing the egg again. Yeah, at you when I see you brother!
At you hopefully through a window or something
true that if True that, def.
I think i'm here. You, you had your other zombie hat on?
Yeah
Orange Hat Zombie
Yeah where'd he go
Yep come to me. That's what you feel like, come on.
Why is that this?
Or just come to me.
Don't mind me bro, I got like 30 arrows. Bro this crossbow is fucking sick!
You gotta get one of these man.
It's really nice.
Okay sometimes you can't pick up the arrow though
I hate that
Watch your left a little bit.
Left again.
Again were you in the construction?
Under the pipe and until...
Alright make sure you have a battery in your headlamp we need to cook food down red yeah inside this Oh, there you go. Inside this?
Yep.
Got it.
Alright, let me see here...
I got two of these bad boys right there.
Chopped them right there. I chopped them right there.
That's actually insane.
I'm gonna hold on to one of them,
Yeah, I'll grab the other.
Ready?
Oh, I don't turn my headlight on.
As soon as we get down here, and get into one of the little side rooms.
Actually...
It's probably better to cook up here.
Nobody can creep on us without a switch.
Yeah let's go to the top, man?
Not through the door over soldier.
Oh here. Throw the steaks in that, Gastiff. Yeah.
Fatten there... We're gonna fry these bad
boys.
Uh, here is the PU scope.
So what do I take for my
cold?
Um, I'll give you pills.
Is this your tetra?
Yeah split that right click it And then you take the split.
I want to see the split, where does it go? Is it in my pockets?
Oh yeah that's right in my pocket, I'm going straight go straight into him, Tori.
Are we cooking up?
Yeah, nose and down. Got me the 380s. What's that? Oh yeah, yep.
4 though... does it matter if the bolts are fucked by the way?'re not like they're badly damaged i don't know how much that means
hey what's bad the damage the 380s What's badly damaged?
The 380s.
Oh, that's not good.
The bullets being badly damaged doesn't matter...
...for some reason. This puts them closer to the roof. doesn't matter.
This puts them closer to the roof, that's all. Whew! All right, eat some of those.
Didn't you just yoink all the fucking food?
Do it on the ground, you big doofus?
Jack! I'm taking that one though.
Is that your spaghetti?
Yeah, you get those too fast if you're with people. Is that your spaghetti? Yeah.
Bro, apparently fat isn't as good as it was!
Did they nerf it? I heard they nerfed
it. I don't know, can't mean...
Dude, bat used to be the best food in the game, I remember that.
The fat was nice, yeah.
I don't want to pair up by the way because I have a cold. What am I taking?
Tetris.
Shit you split.
I didn't know this actually helped with the cold. I thought it was only like a little bit of heat. She split.
I didn't know this actually helped with the pole,
I thought it was only like salmonella.
Except she's everything.
Almost everything.
Pfft! Pft! so so What kind of weapon do you got?
Just the crossbow.
That's all you fucking got?
Yep. I'll take this. Just the crossbow. That's all you fucking got?
Yup.
I'll take this.
Got it?
Yeah, I'm repairing my shirt. My shit was fucked up.
Alright, yep.
Damn... alright, I'm ready bro.
Alright. Is there zombies down here and shit or what? Alright
Is there zombies
Down here and shit
Or what
If we don't see any
We should be worried
Yep
Apparently CrossFit one taps up close if they don't have armor.
Yeah, it can fuck people up. I wouldn't use it over the well. There's water down here.
Well there are so many spots to hide in here, what in the hell?
I think it's hard for them to be able to do anything about a light down here though.
So let's move up and see if we can find any.
Nygus is at 1% spot right now.
Man look at the river.
Hold on, hold on. I'm not seeing zombies.
Come back here. What? What ump mag? That's terrible. Sorry if my sneezing is a little loud. It's like a half-track. I don't see something on the map.
I'll get my gas mask.
That way is pretty good.
You want that?
Well, I might have a gas mask for now but you...
Are you strapped to space right now uh i mean i can fit in the backpack
that's gonna clear another gas mask I'm going go up here.
It's odd.
I should have fixed my knives.
This house goes us.
I'll fix my knife real There we go, yeah.
How the fuck do you... Is there like a hotkey to turn the headlamp off?
No. Oh shit, I'm an idiot.
Okay, you cleared more hours than me.
Whew! Yes, charcoal tablets. Pretty good, pretty good.
That's kind of those which means when you get gas filters it can basically add oxygen
Oh okay
Which is like a whole thing or something.
Very good chance we can run into people down here just like us, lights on, you know what I mean? Yeah. Is it easier to see from far away, the lights?
Yeah. So if we get into a long corridor
We'll be able
To see their light and they'll be able to see our light
If we see somebody
We're flicking ours off right? Uh it depends.
If its a close range situation
I might just fucking beam them on purpose
and sprint up on em
Cause it is still hard to see people itch if you don't have your light on oh I'm gonna that one then. This one sucks though, shh!
Hold on to it for now but
probably won't use it.
Maybe replace it. I usually like to have one problem with that
so... Bro chat's
scaring me they told me my fucking my fucking pain takes one shot from blowing up.
Yeah I would just leave that alone.
Drop it.
I'm surprised you got him this far.
That'll work out. I'm surprised you got him this far. Is that a room? Oh my god, what kind of head is that?
Where's his two? Mine's on the platform.
Mine's on a pan though. Mine's on a pan, I'll probably be fine.
Actually might be the only one.
Is that the night vision scope?
I don't know, is it?
Maybe.
It's right here. maybe what was it again sorry no don't say this I'm gonna go this way. And so it's like, could be bucking.
Is it really that far? I mean around? Yeah, this thing goes for a while.
One time we ran into another peak crew in the hallway and they had no idea that we were there,
I turned a corner and we were in each other's face.
And I had my flashlight out.
Damn...
You can't even hear people under here huh?
Um...
It's definitely more difficult. Light! Light light light!
Star
Just right on the left corner
They know we're here they know we're here It's right on the left corner. Yeah, right on the left area.
They know we're here.
I'm gonna throw an 8 in there.
He's inside to the left. Throwing a nade? grenade no i missed go back up back up back up come on
oh my god i'm gonna do it right he's got like a shotgun, he did half my health.
Just hiding in the back left I think
I have a flash
Flash? Yeah, I don't know how good they are.
We can go down the hallway real quick to see if anything else is here.
So he's stuck in there I think.
Yeah yeah. There's all of them. I'm gonna try and get him. so he's stuck in there I think yeah
oh there's a golly right there
hmmm, he might be by himself though
you wanna try throwing the flash?
He's gonna be back in those middle lanes.
Yeah, yeah...
A little bit, yeah.
Whatever it is, it doesn't do too much damage. I'm already back to full.
Okay, I got a couple of blues on me I'm trying to try to snap them. Not work.
Blast this thing's gonna hurt too, careful.
Yeah.
I don't have a lot of health left. I'm not gonna lie, I might just crossbow him bro. This is point blank like sure...no? You can actually go.
I'm knocked, just careful.
Are you gonna stand back up though?
Yeah well don't let him push me.
Yeah.
What a shot.
This guy's got a nice little hangback there.
Good.
He turned his light off, he's still in there. Yeah I gotta fucking fix myself.
Yeah just heal up, you're good.
Fuck me he's gonna have stuff.
Alright listen if you come over to my side we can actually...
We can push in from like the right and left there
He is kinda far back back. Yeah, yeah.
See like you can...yeah see what I mean? We can do this.
W PM. Maybe heal him Just W-Key him.
Maybe we heal up the Foggy full?
No, he's out in yellow.
Dude maybe we just camp and wait until you're like healed up more then we just W-key?
He's still down here back there.
I'm stuck
well you want to move left he's on your side he's on your left I have a box in here. No, that's okay. You're gonna get me an accident there.
He's just gonna be careful now.
Don't worry bro.
Oh you moved right here?
Right he's right.
100% right.
Okay. Okay. 100% right.
I'm watching the repeek left. I think whatever he has, it's not automatic so like one of us is bound to kill him if we W key.
Yeah but we can die in the process.
That's true.
He moved back left.
Was it not cocked?
Left.
I'm dead, he ran up on me. He's dead, he got knocked.
I hit him?
Yeah, he's knocked, he had a BK.
Fuck!
Dude...
How do I not get hit even i didn't even hear
i didn't even hear him run up on the left there's no footsteps whatsoever he
had a fucking he has the grenade launcher
i don't hear that yeah I didn't hear shit either.
So I hit him
with my Mosin shot
and he hit me
with his B-cam. Yeah, yeah you guys traded yep
He's a play. He has a plate carrier
Well you literally don't hear that until he's on yeah i didn't hear like at all it's the water
i think that's terrible
can you be able to get back here or no?
I don't know, we'll see uh uh so so so.. so Ah... Come on, Daisy. It's a fucking joke at this point, right?
It's like an April Fools' Joke that went on too long.
Yeah, he didn't even have a BK-BK, he had the BK shotgun bro.
With slugs in it.
He turned that corner with a slug shotgun? so How you gonna...
Yeah, I'ma be a little bit... There was audio thanks brother i appreciate you letting us know that samuel it doesn't really help when audio is right on top of you
you kind of need it as it its coming towards you to be able
utilize its information home skillet. It was water.
And that makes it more quiet, huh? ass I'll do their audio fucking sucks in this game, man. so so I need to bring anything up to here like do you need a lamp probably, or do you want me to bring a head torch up there?
I mean just... what's that was it? Just protect the body. When i get down there I'll have happy to pick me up most as you know says
i didn't know if i make it there that dance or something and so we'll just have to see. so I'm gonna see these situations. a little bit of food
just kind of you need to continue Jesus Christ, you guys listen here.
Your zombies are something different than this.
There's something fucking special in this one.
Not sure if they're the greatest of what it is... something special
uh... uh ah Hopefully this isn't me getting stuck at the end of a town that it goes through, if not Rats. Oh, no! uh So
at the edge.
Dude, what the fuck are you doing?
Jared I'm sorry, I'm chopping you up bro. No don't do it.
Ugh! No, don't do it Yep
Take it off I need a little food man. hmm She just goes in a fucking circle, dude.
That's not what the road show on the map Let's see if we can... stupid I don't make it without some sort of food.
I need some fucking food.
Guess we should just nibble on this. so Summit, you think that...
You think roads are maintained to map...
wait, to match maps after a whole world goes to shit in the zombie apocalypse?
Oh is that the fucking lore behind it? The non-enforceable...
...the not enforceable lore you're trying to have?
Is that what's going on here?
Okay I'll just uh..
I can just have somebody map out the real fucking map for me dude.
Just have them online alright bro? Did I survive? have somebody map out the real fucking map for me dude i'm just having a lot of eyebrows that better I feel like things need to be kind of enforceable. forceful. Just a little bit, huh? Dead. uh I'm gonna try to get someone's here. It's just...
It's just a fucking Cayuga.
Take the first right, I guess?
Can't kill them. right i guess after this yeah
no shit yeah
that was scary. Dude, I have the raddiest spot in here dude.
You have lights off? Yeah, I'll turn my lights off in like a ratty
spot.
Never works right now.
Just get some food started, and I found some stuff that's kind of like holding me over.
Shouldn't be too bad.
Bro, he's got so much 380 for you.
Oh man, don't tell me that, bro.
I don't know how many
bags should make it.
Server doesn't do a job
for a while.
I cut up your body, so, oh he's a gas filter
Oh i should have maybe gotten a better spawn chat i know i try to be funny and sorry to get a little real
but i think my upcoming divorce is hitting me
I'm feeling like i might do something to myself
actually Don't say that kind of stuff about me.
That's what you gotta call friends.
Gotta call some family.
This is something you gotta get through, brother man.
Thank you, Tuners!
Action Man bro, you know, you just gotta...
You just gotta keep your head up to that kind of shit though, man.
Shit like that has to go down. Once I'm going it's fine. But yeah, when you're getting That's annoying as fuck.
But yeah, man when you're feeling like that, man...
You gotta be talking to friends, you gotta be talking to the fam, y'know what I'm saying?
It's like, you gotta be hanging out with family during- You gotta be hanging out with friends during the fucking thing.
Get a little relaxation.
Some stress off of you.
Alright, I'm finding some food to make me capable of getting there.
Okay, do you know where you're at?
Yes, I'm at Cayuga heading... Oh no. I need to find the sign again real quick
Yeah, Cayuga. I'm just gonna skip where I'm going on the signs.
I'm gonna head straight through, and it should get me to mine
slash near the...I can just head up north to get to you guys from that point.
Alright. I'm hoping that i can just get
to the water the river and then start taking that
river north and then not have to worry about else You good, Asherman?
Yeah. Whatever you're thinking, you know...
...you need to come back
to your senses a little bit better man
let's refresh what are the odds of a guy just open a window right behind us so so I hope we're going the right way.
And it should be going through... I have to hit i hope that i had mine It does have a road that goes to it. so so so Is this Bodendaga? No.
This Ontario?
This is Ontario.
I'm gonna go this way, I think area nice I'm going to go one. Go lower to sea level because it's going to be getting
lower towards sea level from here as we get to the water,
so I think down is
the way at the moment gotta go down and go up all right well
I'm trying to just figure my way have plenty of time to get there loot's
not going anywhere cheese willezle is safe and protected but...
Fuck! I haven't actually ran back to loot in a long time.
I don't really do that often.
Actually, I did it on the mosque I'm not complaining today.
Everyday, brother. I wonder if my defender messes clipped.
Oh, I can look!
It was damaged last time by the damage.
Oh, it was a ruin? I was fucked.
No actually, I picked up his plate carrier so you can have my defenders.
Oh yeah that way or not. A simple compass saves the day. The sun should be getting darker. Right? Isn't that nice?
Isn't the sun setting at the moment? It was just bright the whole day, right?
I'm confused now, chat. so sunset is east what's not no chat it's not a fake donation. Here to confirm it's me.
Oh yeah yeah.
Now if anyone knows some good websites...
Yeah that's your first problem.
That's your problem right there, brother man.
I'm gonna tell you right now.
The very last thing on your mind should be another chick
and you should just focus on yourself
this guy
single person again.
With the alternate rat spot.
Chill out on the woman shit.
Have fun with you,
your boys,
and fucking stand up as you long Have fun with you your boys and
fucking staying up as long as you want to and
Not having a fuckin worry about any of the stuff man. Yeah, just you
There are good things that come from being a solo dolo.
All right, so let's move forward.
Try to keep your mind on things a little bit.
Thank you, brother man.
Appreciate you.
Bye-bye. Keep your mind on things a little bit. Thank you, brother man. Appreciate you. That's how you just get into another broken relationship anyways, brother.
You gotta be good solid individually before you're extending that offer to other people. people i really have a stress appetite So yeah, you got me actually.
Chill out, we'll keep in mind our things.
I'm just trying to give a little friendly advice there.
Appreciate ya man. Bro! Chat Bro, chat.
How can I be so far from the water? That's Ontario right there.
No, it's around there though.
That's Ontario.
There it is.
Oh we in there. Okay I found the water
Okay, I'm west of Ontario. I'm heading north along the path. I'm gonna be passing the mine doing that whole thing again
Okay
So you're like maybe five, ten minutes out?
Yeah I would think so.
It's a good thing that I got a little bit of food before I rolled out
so I should be able to go without dying.
Okay. Just let me know and I'll come up with a little line. I'm actually selling. I'm just saying. I don't have any money. I'm just saying. I'm just saying. I don't have any money. I don't have any money. I don't have any money. I don't have any money. I don't have any money. I don't have any money. I don't have any money. I don't have any money. I don't have any money. I don't have any money. I don't have any money. I don't have any money. I don't have any money. I don't have any money. I don't have any money. I don't have any money. I don't have any money. I don't have any money. I don't have any money. I don't have any money. I don't have any money. I don't have any money. I don't have any money. I don't have any money. I don't have any money. I don't have any money. I don't have any money. I don't have any money. I don't have any money. I don't have any money. I don't have any money. I don't have any money. I don't have any money. I don't have any money. I don't have any money. I don't have any money. I don't have any money. I don't have any money. I don't have any money. I don't have any money. I don't have any money. I don't have any money. I don't have any money. I don't have any money. I don't have any money. I don't have any money. I don't have any money. I don't let me know and I'll come up with a little line.
Well I'm actually south-west of Ontario Chad
I went so fucking far
God it's annoying having all this shit out there
... I don't know if it's a shit or an actual.
I mean, if i'm even where I think I am. There is shooting above me. Yeah but I want to wet my whistle and she let herself go which gave me a wet noodle.
I've felt single for at least two years now.
I'm not trying to be weird
what the bro action man what the bro Actually, you need to chill now.
You're going a little bit overboard at this point.
You're thinking all the wrong ways, I can tell you that though brother.
Based on your first donation that you gave,
boom. There ya go. That's all I need to know.
Doesn't matter if it's been that long or not, bro.
Gotta get right- gotta get right in the right place.
And yo man no more donations like that, oh man.
You should be... I'll tell you right now, you talking like that is not gonna get you a woman either.
Gotta come up with a different lingo man.
Oh shit, I hear him. There's a lot of shooting above me.
Yeah worst case scenario you could just hide back there.
Can you hide the loot or no?
Technically yes but the thing...
The guy i just killed
just literally w keyed to the back of the hanger so if i hide it in the back
of the hangar realistically they might find it okay all right Yeah.
Alright brother, good luck!
That's what it's all about. I mean, it sounds like it's above me outside so...
...I think I'm chillin'.
There's no guarantee just because you hear it that they're going to.
I mean, I won't lie bro, I got an SKS so I'm chillin'
Yeah, things should be mopping
Is it a black one or brown?
Yeah, it are soup ones.
Yep, it's got a scope on it too.
Alright and yellow food...
I've gotta buy-I've got a can of beans.
Hopefully that holds me up.
Beans are pretty good I think.
Food also takes like I could be on red blinking and it can take
like an hour to kill you.
I found a knife too, but I've found all the right things
in this room. Okay.
... wrong yeah wk means sprinting towards something without really thinking. You know what I'm saying?
Know what I'm sayin'? Know what I'm sayin'? Bro, I would kill 130 pounds that was dragging me down
Thank God the divorce papers finally went through
Well Interesting, but I appreciate it.
Yeah... I don't know if i helped but like i said
for sure think about numerology As someone recently divorced, take time to learn to be happy without anyone in the most important thing one must overcome.
Hey, uh...
You goddamn right. so so I think that guy should rename himself Get Snow Action Man. Come on, bro.
He's just trolling action, man.
Ithris, ya fuck?
Alright your loot is still here so.
I'm a trucking brother, I'm starting to pass by the mine right now.
I'm about to beat that shit open with my knife, man.
What's he talking about?
Wait... He's gotta come back to escort me anyways.
It's metal. He's gotta come back to escort me anyways.
It's metal, he's got to come back to escort me anyways. He's got the lockpick
See if my lock pick is on me by the way
You might need it. I have one
Okay cool. When you come back up to escort me,
I lockpick that door so we might need you to... Oh okay, unlock it? Yeah, gotcha.
I'll check out. not sure why Not sure what the last 20 minutes was, but damn I hope it's over.
Love you big cat.
Thank you.
It's over.
It's a bear! We're fucking dead.
Okay, I'm already at that first bridge.
North of mine. get away with it. It's the best strategy
So I'm thinking bro, I bring you your mozen, stack of bullets and a headlamp. Um...
Let me shoot that's fine. Um...
You should, that's fine. Yup! Just in case people roll up
when I come up.
Cause I can just throw away my crossbow in the back.
Alright, I'm going to be pretty fucking... Did we cook your food yet no we didn't do
that yeah we did oh wait yeah we cooked it
yeah i'm good on food i'm showing unless it goes rotten
you have any food left yeah i got i got three ste stakes on me. Yeah.
I might be able to look
on this little bridge here
if there's any crackers right here. Thanks for the advice big head. I gotta go now, my sister just home and need to warm up her dinner
wang
shut this over here Shut this one right here. so And people are down here like crazy Yeah, if you'd like to go down there huh?
Someone's there.
Yeah.
He's like I'm like anybody down here camping in this room right here?
I don't want to fight
why would he say camp in this room because you can hear bot you can hear
the flies uh you gotta cut those up eventually.
Even if you cut them up, I think they're still flies.
No?
Yeah that's how you get rid of that noise.
Oh shit okay.
Well, well...
Do your thing.
Your cheese.
... so so Oh, goodness gracious man.
I'm almost there. That guy's gonna be a problem later though.
Yeah, we'll let you kinda handle it and wait him out.
See what happens? wait him out.
Oh no, I'm not here yet. I'm sorry. I'm at the south bridge. I don't know if i'm gonna make it all the way.
Nah, not one.
Wish I should bury him. so so Alright, relax guys. Relax. Different subject now. Okay?
Guys listen it's a video game channel at the end of the day.
Alright?
Chill.
Alright. I'm hungry.
Food fixes a lot of things. You know? The yummy foods...
I might go get myself a little s'more Pop-Tart.
Um, I'm at the south bridge
passing it now which is one that's just south of Otagodaga
skeleton hanging out of that bridge.
Come on, give me some... Ooh I can actually get down there by myself if
uh shit I need to lock this up. Why did I lock it man?
You're about to slip on abandon appeal in three... two I don't know, I like it man.
Shut your mouth.
He's backing up bro he's scared. Anyways, how about the Mavericks?
Yeah.
Might just be bullshit.
Hey Summit! Hey chat!
What do you guys think about anime? I like anime. Do you like anime?
What's your favorite anime?
Thank you for the donate cards KYC86, thanks dudes.
Ahem Oh no, sounds like he backed up.
He came from the way that we didn't come from so you should be good okay yeah you should be
good I still might need an escort yeah regardless it's gonna be a little bit
of time anyway.
I see the pipe, I see the bridge and then after that should
be the next damage we do. Thank you. so Oh yeah. Ay, hell yeah brother. I appreciate you man.
I appreciate you man.
You fucked up.
You fucked up KYC.
Fuck that shit.
Fuck that shit.
Fuck that shit.
Fuck that shit.
Fuck that shit.
Fuck that shit.
Fuck that shit.
Fuck that shit. Fuck that shit. Fuck that shit. down
it's a parentheses lowercase yoda yeah doofus tom brady marriages which i
like best.
That's the next one.
Oh yeah, you're right dude.
Thank you.
Hope you are having a good night, brother. Haven't watched at all today.
Alright, I have no idea where your moe's in left.
Have not... This is the other character.
He's still here.
Worst case scenario I could just sprint in there and he'd be like
what the fuck? Yeah
Well I actually can't.
That's right!
He's still here though, he's just should hold another side of the tunnel I need food.
IRL.
Thought we was gonna get a bag of chips or something, dude. Just somehow hold me over till dinner. so so Alright.
I've laid eyes on the dam.
Ah, chat. Twitch chat Oh chat, what's chat? You guys are crazy to me.
Ten! It's only ten!
I'm happy to receive messages from people telling me just do it i need to know what shit
likes to block any waves i reached you summit because you helped
many yeah i feel your brother man you know
but uh Yeah, I feel you brother man. But uh...
I'm not qualified in that field either.
There's definitely
You know, I understand it dude.
He's sitting down here in the dark by the way.
Don't worry about what the chat says just worry about what you're doing.
You know what i'm saying?
You never see any of these motherfuckers in your life so...
Do you bro okay stop. you get chill on the donating
okay keep it okay just relax for a little while just let's let's just play some daisy
okay let's do that i think we're overthinking this right now
over thinking. wow ah I'm coming.
He said he's not going back around, it was just too far.
He doesn't hang on the next one, you come out the same way.
He just leaves you to fuck alone.
You can continue through.
I'm not gonna anything. Helpful.
Security room would probably be the best place to get a first-aid kit.
Someone just shot an AUV. That was me, that was me. This fucking guy.
You chose death!
You wanna fight?
You're gonna get a fight.
Good luck, brother. Kills us. I'm trying to find something that comes fighting with me. here
uh... so
cat is a bunch of doofus, don't listen to their negativity.
Ruff! Ruff! Do you really think I forgot about all the times I had to take you down?
You simply drove away, plain and simple.
Doctor disrespect!
I only went around failed Yoda to stand. This part. Are you good?
No, yeah.
Are you at the door?
No not yet.
Well can we get there now?
I don't know This guy's not turning his light on i might go to make a run for it
The light doesn't go that far remember we have to go back to the stuff
I know yeah He has a gun for sure, I heard him swap to it so...
Just keep holding fast.
He's not turning his light on though!
I don't why he stops turning his light on.
Because he doesn't want to light himself up when that's pushing him. Uh huh I don't know why South Spring is light on.
I think I can fucking...I think I'll own him, but I dunno't know. It's hard to see where he is because my
light doesn't go that far.
You'd have to spray and close a little distance
and decide which side he's on. If you know what side
he's on, it might help you.
He's in the middle. He's just in the middle by a barricade like
him by the barrier it's like it's like turning your flashlight on
in rust at night time but like it doesn't reach the person yeah it's the
same way Yeah, it's terrible.
Can't find shit to shoot at this guy.
I hope that the door isn't locked.
It's for sure locked, isn't it?
I can probably hit it...
Shit, nah, I don't know how you break it down.
I mean, I could make a run for the door.
I have your bison.
I don't know where your Mosin is.
You don't know where it is?
Oh really?
Yeah,
your Mosin,
maybe through the wall.
We'll have to look for it
but
I chopped up your body so might of I don't know
Yeah
Make a run cuz this lights not even on so like I could probably make
a run before he turns it on and sees me.
Well, he's gonna see your light for sure. He'll make you out a little bit during that
time.
Well, I'm going to tap it. Like I'll tap it get like the direction I need to run and then I'll turn off
That's up to you
I leave it to you my friend
Even if the door wasn't locked we have to deal with this guy. I'm not gonna just kill him.
Thing is bro, I-I have to push him with my light off. Then, I gotta figure out where he is.
It's a tricky fight.
I mean...I have faith!
You can just sprint up to the front door
and you won't be able to...
I'm at the door. I'm holding the hangar door.
He's down in the tunnel. Yeah, I'm holding the hangar
door. He's down in the tunnel.
He's down in the tunnel. Which tunnel do you
have locked off? Left side. So like, imagine that you're in the hangar we killed the guy in and you're looking out he's to the left
We came in from the right
You can sneak outta there maybe without him noticing
That's what I'm time yeah i could run
out of something
which acted or first
to make sure it's not in vain so so Whoa, this is a pain in the ass just because I decided to fucking get my ass kicked in a fight. so I'll hunt it. Hold on dude, I'm about to big brain this guy. so Dude, I threw a chemlight at him bro.
I actually got a good angle.
It's open.
Nice.
Okay.
I have a chemlight too.
Oh, there it is.
There it is.
Oh, there it is. Oh, there it is. Oh, there it is. I have a chem light too.
I'm just gonna make my way to you, I'm open from your side right? Yeah hold on.
... Yeah, hold on.
Might have left! I don't know
Okay, I'm coming down
Sprinting
I wonder how far down you are
You let me down to hear me sprint spraying i can't hear any process in this
shit
hey whenever you get down here turn that
off okay I'm hey, whenever you get down here turn that shit off. Okay
You want me to just fucking book it no stay there
That's Stay there. I have all the 3-8s on me.
Just hold you big doofus. If he's not in between me and you, you know which way I came from right?
Yeah but how- Okay he's still here. He's talking to me
The thing is though, right
if your holding a chemlight, he's gonna shoot you
And if you put it away, he can't see where you're going
What if i just sprint really fucking crazy
i don't really have a choice here but that's how i gotta get to it
let me know if you see the green i heard him shoot. Throw it, Chad. I don't even know where he is right now. sprinting
I threw a chemlight by the way at him so
okay
alright
so I should see that light
yeah you'll see it
yep
it's on the right side
I just passed and we left our okay I see it.
I see him.
Yeah, hold on, he's at the camera light.
Yeah, I see him peeking. He's got an FPS.
Running, running.
He's gotta reload.
He's pushing you.
Is he? He's got a reload. He's pushing you.
Is he?
I ran in.
Alright, come to the back!
Jeez bro how do you miss every shot that's crazy!
Come here, come here, come's crazy! Run back here, come on
Vi is down on the ground
Ammo on the ground. Need armor.
Can anyone pass me? He's middle.
Yeah, he's middle right now.
He's looking into the hangar.
He's like, where are you running from now? He's on where you ran from now he's on the right
Doesn't have a light. No?
He had one, but he's not turning it on. I think he just ran past.
I think I just heard him run away.
He's still there, you know?
He's still there.
You got scared of that living shit on running around like I thought I was dead.
Hit me.
Oh no!
I got him once.
He's got a plate carrier. and one you got play care
i don't know
the package
united
now right at point in a knock-out happen after an yet only given us that
you have to have been except for something Yep. I'll wake you up in a sec- You're up, you're up here. Yeah.
Stop yourself committing.
Yeah yep.
Good shit dude.
My light's off, I'm looting it.
Yep.
Alright,
I'll take back
everything I said
about the bison.
He had the mosin
this month.
Oh,
he did loot it!
Yeah,
he grabbed your
mosin then bro.
He grabbed
your fucking mosin. What a demon bro. Yeah, he grabbed your Mosin then bro. He grabbed your fucking Mosin what a demon bro
That guy was apparently pretty good huh?
Yeah
I mean
I guess I didn't expect him to really he actually went for your Mosin when my light was off that's crazy
This guys got a ton of ammo for you, brother.
Yeah?
A demon. Black bullets.
He's dead, right? There's a ton of mussel bullets. Oh, he's dead
now.
Yeah, yeah.
Dude, look on the left yeah dude look at all the filters he has yeah this guy brought us some goodies
he went through the whole thing on the other side
is my my setup still in there? My like gas thingy?
Yeah, all your shit's there. Everything.
I'm gonna go loot that.
Right there. I'm going to take a look at my shit real quick in this corner just me yeah
oh yeah dude let's go that's huge defenders on the uh defenders on someone's body it's on this guy's body in the middle. I have the defender already.
That guy to play carry actually, I took it off him.
Okay perfect. You need food?
Dude you got a shitload of 380 rounds for me.
Yeah Um...I'm okay on food
for now. I'll do this chat. Just a few of these.
Got my setup here, beautiful.
That's in the setup for that. Let's turn this side up. There we go.
Okay, what else?
PU scope. He else? PU scope...
He had a PU scope as damage. His Mosin must have been
a little different than mine. I don't know actually.
Not sure if he fucking teamed it or not.
I don't know! I honestly don't know.
If he did, he's a maniac
tons of uh hammer for me though it's just really really good I need to heal.
I don't really like my setup right now, Chad.
Do you see a mozen anywhere on the ground there?
No.
I'll look around, though, once I start.
Just trying to slowly and meticulously pick my items
back up it's not up here on the boxes bro this is where i was so this is a
sick ass spot Yoda!
Thank you brother, I appreciate it.
Yoda! Shabby hoodie with the beady pants.
Just too much stuff. I got too much stuff! You can eat these peaches. You need these peaches, you need these peaches man. I need a bigger backpack bro we
need to go somewhere
i have more bullets for you. That dude stuck around too long. I wonder if he even realized that I fucking got in right there.
I don't know, he was talking shit bro. He didn't realize I was trying to give
cover and fire while you ran in he's like why'd how did you really miss that
much girl true that was your China like distract on yes track was you were trying to distract him. Yeah, distract him. I know that, bro.
What happens when you talk shit, man?
Chat, you chat am i missing something you guys can think of at the moment It's fine. I'm gonna go actually like this.
Alright.
You looking good?
So, I get a better knife. You looking good? Let me see if I can sit down.
So, I get a better knife.
I'm looking pretty fucking Gucci at the moment.
We eat these pizzas and this food here. yeah you still have food on your body right
yeah okay
slow mass doesn't matter bro Yeah, we're gonna have to kind of re-gear ourselves up a little bit when we get back up top.
We gotta see what kinda of masks we got and filters we got now.
He has a lot on him still, I'm gonna go grab him.
Wait he has an SKS on the ground. Yeah, I was just going to leave that for you.
All your bullets and stuff.
Oh, okay.
I'm just gonna keep this 380 and look good. I don't want to share, you know. Yeah, yeah, okay.
I'm just going to keep this 380 and just go with what's being given to me,
you know what I mean? Like fuck it.
Yeah, yeah.
I've got all these filters.
I've got all these batteries.
Drop the one mask. The one mask is pretty good, we'll see.
Okay...
I need a rope. I need a rope. No matter what.
Damn, he's got assault now though.
That wasn't pretty good.
Let me do this...
I'm gonna drink this water and this suppressor probably oh bro wait
I think we're good I can fix the bison mag!
The bison mag did pretty fucking good considering, huh?
Grenade's not in the clipboard anymore, it's on my vest now. We're good there.
Let me think... Yo I'm just gonna say that I'm glad I brought you that bison!
Guess to be fair you ran down here anyways but yeah I ran in there picked it up okay bison bison a bison fucking You know what I'm saying? Yep.
Bison, bison, hey, bison fucking hits!
He had a blake carrier and assault helmet.
Good job, good job, good job.
... All right, I got... It's way big actually.
I got four filters
and i got the grenade launcher i don't know if that thing's any good but All right. Alright, I'll just have my foot down here.
Alright, I got four filters now.
What was the repair kit?
The...
Was it a repair?
Yeah, is there one around?
Yeah, I got it.
Remember that guy?
Yeah, he's gonna use the wrong thing.
Put on pants.
Can't get it back.
Just fixing my bison mag so that it doesn't jam.
Alright. I might buy some mags so that it doesn't jam. Good thing I found some of the stuff I found, to be honest man,
to be able to get down here like that.
For real?
That shit wasn't open either, he uh
he must have opened it himself
He came from the other way
I don't know then someone fucking opened it
Yeah someone, someone opened it. We're in a hot spot.
Your P-U scope is still on there by the way.
Oh yeah, you have Mosin here.
He had his own Mosin I think that's why.
And a P-scope on it. Oh okay.
... Dude, which way do we leave? The way he came?
No no. We go back out there.
We don't need anymore... Let's consolidate
what we have though. Because I only have one gas mask no filter and one combat gas mess
That's not enough yet. All right, I can give you two filters then all up to as well
Straight-up filters. Yeah You have a gas mask Straight up filters?
Yeah.
Do you have a gas mask?
I do have a gas mask, and combat gas mask so I'm okay. Okay. Do you need more than one gas mask and a combat gas mask, so I'm okay. Okay. Do you need more
than one gas mask?
The combat gas mask doesn't take normal filters.
It's like a right... it's like a one-and-done,
so you'll use it, it'll deplete, you'll...
Oh, let me... let me... okay, wait, hold on.
This guy's got the good one then
I've got the good gas mask
The good one or the combat one?
Like the good one, the actual gas mask
Yeah you have to have one of those right
So you can swap filters out okay yeah and then you have a combat
one just in case you don't have enough. So I have a combat one just to start with Okay.
I got space for filters now, right?
I'm in the opposite corner of your body.
I'm going to go pick up this Casper
I got it I gotta combat and the real one I am good all right come to the office
wonder
let me give you a full one and then a half fucked up one that way i have a full one and I'm coming here.
Full one, half one...
I'm gonna use my clearing tablets on this shit. Full one.
I'm going to use my chlorine tablets on the show, turn your light off?
Pouring this bitch up.
Might be passage ready right now.
My only problem, yeah I made that filter full.
Oh my god, yeah okay so that's how how that works. I got two full filters...
A third one that's at 80% and a combat mask
So i'm good
I have a combat mask that's 50
Two full filters And a gas mask.
Do you have the guy with the full filter in the gas mask?
Are you counting that?
No. So technically only had 2.
So you have two filters and a combat. Technically we can make it through with that.
That sounds scary but sure I'm thinking
Let's get out of here first, okay? Yeah.
... Yeah.
Hold on, there's actually a- hold on, I can fit one more combat. Should I just grab another combat?
There's a light at the other side of this area.
I don't know if it is the center spot or if I'm seeing a real light right now.
I see a light over there. Oh, yeah.
It's not moving though. Hold on, on there's a gap. There's a combat up here and we got it
It's up top on these boxes
Oh I think I'm good on let's go. I'm like full fall to the brim though. Yeah but as soon as you get rid of one of those then it's going six slots, going six
slots.
Yeah true. Very nice. like you get rid of one of those like six slots yeah sure yes
so now we make a decision here, okay? I have a shitload of Mosin bullets right?
I have like 100 shots.
We can either take these snipers to locations
To try and kill people with them
To try and come up on their ammo for our main weapons
Or we could just go straight to passive
And then just deal with it on the other side but
it's gonna be you know kind of tough are we prepared for passage
we yeah we have everything we need Huh?
Our zombies back up.
Harrison is completely bugged.
Bug-tomers, how are we here? Bug. Bug plumbers. Yeah.
How are we here?
I'm not full by the way, I'm still like getting up.
You have a shit load of bullets for your SKS man.
Yeah, I have like 100 yeah.
You know what we need to get for you though? A different backpack forS backpack. Yeah, I have like a hundred, yeah. You know what we need to get for you though?
A different backpack so that backpack is
Yeah, I know. I need a new one.
Is there a light up here? That's the
light that insinuates an exit.
Oh, okay.
Come on in here?
Yeah!
Okay, good.
There's a track behind us.
I'm gonna check this
to see if there's anything else
that spawned.
Saline bag. That's good. There's also Spawn. Salient Bag...
That's good.
Heavy Stark would be good.
It's not, though.
Did you grab it? No, I didn't
I'm pretty cool
That's pretty fucking good
There was there an IV thing for it
now if an individual and then check out your
let's take a combo By the way, I have like no sound. Me neither.
We hope no one's waiting for us.
You want me to go first since I'm low already? Nah, the fact that you're in the answer isn't for me to go first.
Then what if I'm gonna 1v1, bro?
Hey shh...
...shh Reina actually so Okay. Woof! My goodness, I can breathe.
I can breathe!
Alright, alright.
We're good, we're fine.
Went in there looking one way and came out looking the other way. Alright, alright. We're good. We're fine.
I went in there looking one way and came out looking completely different.
Okay...
How the f*** did you even use this grenade launcher, bro?
Told ya. The only place to get stuff for it is at the mine.
Oh damn!
Got like an actual light.
I mean shit, we can go on an adventure you wanna go down to the mine and try see if we find it?
No for whatever bro.
Here hold on. Should we combine ammo?
Like give you... I got a lot of Mosin ammo, I think.
I gave you all my ammo.
Let me see. Here's a box of Mosin ammo.
How's your food?
It's
white but I have two chickens
or two deer steak
whatever. Okay.
Eat a little bit of this just in case though just a little bit i'm not gonna lie
i can't i have to drop my sks to do anything by the way your triple carry
yeah that's definitely anything by the way. You're triple carried? Yeah.
That's definitely not him.
I got, yeah I got the Thumper and SKS
and the Crossbow.
Um... I've got two and a 2.
I'm looking good on fucking ammo. Here's a 380, here's more 380.
Oh shit even even more... Okay.
Good good good good good.
Alright I think that's all my ammo.
Yeah, it's all my ammo.
I'm dropping buckshot and slugs.
Same for.357
Making sure I got everything in hand too, but most of the essentials are done here. Make a suppressor tier real quick.
Oh did I drop the glock mag? Oh, I didn't get Glock mags.
Am I just dropping this Glock then?
Shit, I'm dropping this Glock.
I don't...I didn't pick up the mags over it.
I have a bunch of mags for it.
A Glock Mag?
Yeah, an M-LOK or Glock?
M-LOK
I have three M-LOK mags
Oh yeah give me one
Beautiful thank you
Just have a zombie killer
yep
okay are you damp no we're good. Alright.
I'm gonna put this in here actually...
Everyone's telling me to drop the grenade launcher man. They're saying it's not as cool as it is.
I don't actually know, I've never used
it. I gotta keep it bro! I gotta find out!
I gotta find out! Yeah, we got some of the stuff back. Even more actually.
Good luck. GL shoots pretty straight.
Okay.
That's kind of like Tarkov GL?
Someone said.
Yeah.
I'm ready.
I'm thinking real quick where we want to go.
So, damn right.
Let me see what address we got ahead. Oh, I didn't get my compass...oh I do
Whew! Thank god
We are heading
I think just across the bridge
and then south. I'm down to try passage.
We have...
I got two combat,
two filters.
I'm down.
It's up to you. I think we can do it though. 64 shots, 95 and 18...
That's a lot of bullets!
And then another 30...
I got a lot of ammo for the ice cream truck of bullets and then i got another 30 yeah another fucking 30.
i mean i got a lot of ammo for the i have i got 80
i get 80 sks bullets
yes I think it's just walking around.
Doesn't sound like aggro. We don't need a skull mask anymore.
Yeah, it's just the monocular thing.
Alright. I don't know where I'll go.
Alright. That works.
Let's go.
Ice, you wanna hit passage?
Oh, almost fell down the dam. Um...
I think there's-
Um fuck it, I guess let's go this way.
Alright uh... fucking against the staff
i've been in a long ass time so Ok, might as well. I got ammo for that by the way if you want it.
Ammo? I have some too, I'm ok.
I have a lot.
Alright, I'm dropping the G out
because we're not gonna find any ammo for it.
Yeah yeah drop it.
If you kill somebody in passage or out of passes then they will take their secondary gun?
Yep.
Alright I'm on triple period. Alright, basically from where we just were
We're gonna head southwest
You have so much more stamina than me
I have about 30...
40%
Alright, I got enough stamina
Like I said, once we start dropping some shit off We'll be a little bit better off too
Can I make my shit brighter? Is that a thing?
Your gamma, what's it have on your Nvidia control panel
Don't just stand there
You have a red backpack
Oh, I actually go in the video Fuck that and video control panel. Don't just stand there, you have a red backpack on it.
Oh, I actually go in the video? Fuck that.
Yeah, it's what you're gonna like more though. You don't wanna do it?
Uh, I guess yeah fuck it whatever.
Hmm! Hmm.
Tetris!
I'm gonna get a little stretch while you're chillin'. I have it from one point...
I would go 1.3 if I were you. So, 130?
No not in game, it's on your Nvidia control panel.
Yeah yeah Gamma 130?
It should be 1 point something so
1.3? Yeah, 1.30
Yeah, yeah. Look at that
That's how much you think it can get
Oh what the hell! So much better! Oh what the hell? It's so much better.
Oh, what the hell?! I can see!
Yeah imagine like playing Rust and having that disadvantage
Oh no you used to be able to in russell i guess he
used to be able to oh yeah you used to crank your gamma if you can you have
to it's just how it goes oh 100 hundred percent. so........ Alright, another thing we'll need...
Worms. Um...
Worms. For what? Fishing.
I only have one hook
because I was lazy on this run, but I'm supposed to
have two, but one will just have to do. Are we gonna fish?
When me get to the other side
This map turns into a mosque
Let's try and cut that down
Oh okay
You play in a Mosque?
A little bit not a lot but a little bit.
Yeah I know what the mosques are like
Cause that's the way to get food over there. Also, wolves won't spawn too low.
Okay.
Oh, you hear it?
Yep.
Mm-mm. I'm just gonna pick up a couple worms here now.
Is your clothing ruined?
No.
Fuck, well I need a new jacket.
When we get in there we'll probably find stuff.
Okay.
Hopefully.
Yo Don X dropping 10 giftos.
Don thank you brother appreciate ya man. Welcome guys to the squad. Hope you guys enjoy yourselves.
Sorry I've been talking all lot chat. My bad, my bad,
my bad. Been all focused up and shit.
Thank you, Donman. Much love.
This will be the fastest run to passes
I ever had dead
to geared to straight to passage i mean yeah
did that once first and you know bad alive yeah ron bed alive.
Run.
Two worms, I'm gonna pick up
probably one or two more.
So I can take a crack like four times when we get there so I have more than enough food to kind of get us going to the first point of interest, you know?
Okay! okay brother man
yeah
this is it
are we close
bro I don't have a fucking face mask, you loser? There was one there.
Bro... I don't need one.
Yeah, over on the other side where it's namoscula, you big business as well.
Someone just roasted me too! They said that I look like a teenager bro.
Fuck up. You're not wrong.
Southwest we go this way.
Are we far or close?
We are...
Youth of the Nation.
Know that song?
Wait, what was it?
Nevermind let's go this way we're kind of close
I got lied to.
Just had to repair my penis helmet with a sewing kit.
Yeah, everybody be lying to you,
I guess. Listen, there's myths in every game
and how it goes.
All I'm hoping is that we don't
run into this bear. Last
time, this exact area
actually
almost the exact build I had a Bison like 90 shots suppressed...
A fucking bear came at me and I tried to save my bison ammo
Bears are tanky! Yeah bears are TANKY
I tried to juke it around a tree and only most of them died Bro, bears are tanky. Yeah, bears are tanky.
I tried to juke it around a tree and only mows in it and he killed me.
Well, I didn't kill anybody.
I think it's like 10 308s or something to kill.
It's something crazy.
Really?
Yeah, it's something crazy.
All I noticed
when I woke up
um
I didn't know
where the bear was
but they had already
killed it
and some other crew
and then I was trying
to walk away
and they found me
and shot me.
Damn.
Yeah, it's a sucky town.
There's another streamer.
Don't you like this helmet
in Tarkov?
Uh... Yeah, the penis helmet in Tarkov is a pretty good budget helmet.
DonX thank you again brother man I appreciate appreciate you. Thank you again for support just like you did yesterday going up doesn't seem right, but...
Oh my god damn what the fuck is down there?
That's incubation.
Oh okay.
We would go in there to get more gas- I remember saying that was kind of like the gas masks slash
light
army stuff or military stuff.
Yeah, okay.
So it's two combats? Yeah. Two combats and two full filters good then for this?
Yes. I do think we'll have enough.
What've you got?
I have one combat, one
filter in, two filters out
both all pretty much full
so if you have two combats and two filters,
we're almost... We're very similar.
Not to mention, think about this,
the zombies in there are all
gas mask zombies, and they have a high chance
of dropping filters. okay so our goal in
there when we get in there is to find the
punch card and finally the exit. Okay, that's it
Well as I saw like a keycard on zombies or something
It's a key card we will find in random loot areas
Okay, is it just like on a table shit like that? Correct
There's like a red key card.
Yeah, except they exist.
What the fuck is this?
Some bunker. It's kind of like a small point of interest to get little random loot. You want a new jacket? Here it is!
Oh bro! yes man!
I'm alive!
I have stuff!
Should've snatched that out of the window
Yo miss pal thanks for g and another sub, brother man.
Appreciate it.
Please move.
Welcome to the squad.
Hope you enjoy, miss man.
Good to see you again.
I mean, I've been seeing you today, but yeah, thank about it. I'm good. You're good! We're good! We're all good! We're going!
Okay see this wall? We are gonna be coming up on a rock wall here pretty soon
and this is the place that you cannot
pass, right? It's like
the Great Wall of fucking DayZ.
Alright?
Can't climb it.
It's honestly not even that fucking big
so it's pretty embarrassing if we can't climb it. It's honestly not even that fucking big, so it's pretty embarrassing if we can't climb
a raft.
Kind of a fucking small wiener-looking
mountain on a wall and I'm looking out.
But yeah, so now we're taking this to But, um... Yeah. So now
we're taking this to an airfield
and we're gonna take that
to a door
We're going into this door
Alright We'll put our masks on and go from there. Alright.
I get scared and nervous when i get close to this airfield.
Wait, how do you switch mask filters without
taking the mask off? So, you'll just drag the green over
the green like your filter oh yeah it'll switch places with each other then you just drag the one
that you don't want like the one that you know got you just drag it out of a bag i would yeah okay
yeah
i haven't gone to the passage in like a solid week.
Well, I've never been that far so it's great!
You saved the loot.
Well, to be fair you saved the loot. I just kinda held it down but yeah...
No no no.
What do ya mean?
Who cares? We'll worry about semantics when we get out of this bitch.
See the air control tower?
That's our big problem right now, let's go up against this wall
AC can't see us if there's anyone there. Let's hope no one is
there. There are players believe it or not
that are probably just like fucking you
Cheese who sit there at
passage and wait for people to show up with
all the stuff so they can take it for themselves.
Whoa, whoa, why am I all of a sudden door camping?
That's me at uh...
That's you!
Yeah that's you! You do that!
Yeah, me. You do that.
I'm staring at ATC
Is that a zombie or a person? It's an aggro.
Yeah, it's an aggro though! I think he's an aggro right in front of us at the rocks.
No, he's not an aggro.
Nah, yeah, they're coming.
Oh well, I'm just gonna double check and see if there are any more. I go now you're just going to show the channel
oh all right does not go as far as i was
told Alright, does not go as far as I was told.
Nah we're good.
Holy fuck that was crazy.
Well whatever. What happened?
That fucking arrow just sounded crazy loud.
Good luck! Thank you, appreciate it. I get the feeling we're gonna die before we can get in here
Watching
How's that fuck?
All right like true rat in this game. Yeah well that's how you avoid zombies.
I got a crossbow man!
I can one tap these guys.
Hold hold hold
Don't see anybody in the ATC.
Oh, hello?
In the bunker door right.
Either that or on top.
Hello!
What the fuck are you guys doing here?
They're stealing. What the fuck are you guys doing here? Just doing...
It's just you.
Oh, shit! I'm ready to go under, but I'm still going solo.
Oh shit!
Well then we got ourselves a little predicament.
Fuck. Don't do it Jared, don't do it bro.
Remember what I said about you earlier bro, don't do it bro! It's very difficult to trust at this stage.
I feel ya, I feel ya.
My problem right now... I'm gonna get I feel you. My problem right now...
If your too weak to do it, i'll do it
Don't you fucking do it
If your too weak to do it, i'll do it if you're too weak to do what I'll do it
fuck your man the whole idea nothing
like this um if we die we restart dude
it's not worth it
this is a little late in the fucking
run to be trusty
anyway you go to a different fucking gate? You go further south?
They all leave the same area that night.
Yeah but while your going to that gate we'll be moving through getting the fuck out of here.
We don't plan on sticking around in there for very long.
You know your way through?
Yeah, I can get through quick.
What if he comes in behind us, bro?
I can come out. I'll come out and you can watch me run away.
Well listen, as long
as you say your going to gate 2
and just moving south
we can take over gate 1. I'm with it.
If that's the plan.
If you're going to run away...
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well, I'll come for my art
I'm not gonna have a weapon in my hand
I'll shoot him
What are we doing?
Just turn the corner, just come Just turn the corner. No gun.
To the left, I'm coming.
Okay.
I'm coming.
Alright he's no gun.
Alright listen.
I'll be right back.
I'm going to go get him.
I'm going to go get him.
I'm going to go get him.
I'm going to go get him.
I'm going to go get him. I'm going to go get him. He's no gun. Alright, alright listen. Yeah, listen. Give us
maybe 10-15 minutes or something like that? Go do your thing and let
us go through. We cool with that? No issues.
Yeah, I'm cool.
He is not that geared.
I'm cool.
Yeah...
Alright, alright.
What's he got?
He doesn't have like a shotgun. Does he have a fucking BK-14?
Listen, we have to clear now. His boys are gonna be inside.
We have to clear it.
We have to clear it.
If there's boys inside, we kill them now.
Let's go.
Alright let's go.
Let's go.
Alright you lead the way I know where I'm her. Oh, shit, I got it. There's two.
I'm in, I'm in.
Looking around.
Not seeing any.
I've got a shot of that.
I'll be right back.
I don't know if you can see me or not.
I think we're going to get him.
I don't have the camera on.
I don't want to do this.
I just want to go up there and shoot him.
I'm going to try to get him. I'm going to try to get him. I'm looking around, not seeing any.
Not seeing them. I'm opening the doorway, do you?
Are both zombies done?
Keep an eye on this door. They might still be right on the other side of this door. They could be right at the entrance.
Oh? Was it open left or right at all guys?
I'm gonna get a name right now.
There you go. right now. Yeah.
Going in?
Look at your feet as you cross through here, I'll look first, I guess, obviously.
I don't like this.
Okay, hold on. Hold on just wait a sec.
Alright, wait. Watch back! I'll watch mine.
Man, I don't see anything under it.
I think we're good.
Looking in, looking under.
Oh! I got him!
Come back come back come back come back come back
Holy fuck that fucking...
Hey watch out for his buddy though there
Yeah look him on look him on Are you fucked up or no? Hey watch out for his buddy though. Yeah, I'm looking mine. I'm looking mine.
Are you fucked up or no? No, I'm okay.
He just... my fucking hoodie got tanked
Watch your hands boy
You watch that side. I already looked at him.
He got up on me!
I'm knocked, another one.
Fuck! There's a guy, careful. I'm shooting the zombie off you.
Yeah yeah, I'm coming out.
Let me come out. Alright, I need advantage. I'm at the zombie off you. Yeah, yeah, I'm coming out. Let me come out.
Alright, I need bandage.
I'm only half.
I'm good.
I don't think he...
I think it's the same guy.
He just wasn't dead.
I think I just dropped him.
Shoot this zombie off of me.
Yep, yep. Oh! I think i just dropped him. Shoot this zombie off me.
I may have dropped him right there. Aw fuck, I crippled it! It's still alive!
He's down on the ground, he's down on the ground. I'm making sure he's dead.
Yeah yeah, I'm killing a zombie.
My zombies dead?
Clearing?
Yup.
Yeah it was the same fucking guy we just let him get up that was stupid of us my fault.
Hey bro!
Oh oh okay I thought that was the guy we would let go okay okay we're good we're good. No no no. oh okay. I thought that was the guy we would let go of. Okay, okay. We're good.
No no no. Let that door close behind us when it closes
we won't watch anymore but just keep an eye on him right now.
Yeah.
Fuck fuck fuck.
I'm half, so...
My Bison went from worn to damaged that mid spray. That's fantastic
I got a finger
Okay, that's right.
Once that closes we're good. Let's see if this guy has a clean kit
I have to cut his body up so keep an eye
I'm just watching the front
Holy fucking A
Did it scare you a little bit Mike. I mean bro this guy's fucking peaked the shit out of me and scared to live in lights
Yeah, he fucking scared the shit out of anybody else.
That torch is so good. He was living in the past.
He's got a fucking savannah ruined at Tundra with the fucking thing ruined.
. ruined.
Tons of A-Camas, we have a mini A-Cam that's running off
A-Gramma He's got 8 grammo, yeah 8 grammo.
He's got something for me.
Is the thing closing yet?
No not yet.
Keep an eye on shit alright?
I gotta fix my fucking gun.
He's got one.
Can you get a clean cut? Bro did people- fix my fucking gun. He's got one. Bro, do people actually camp
this shit? What the fuck?
That could have been his boy. He was expecting to get
him looted because that other guy wasn't looted. That's what I'm worried about behind.
Oh yo, he's got a tundra but it's ruined.
Oh shit.
That shit closed yet?
Mmmmm no.
Damn the field backpack is just ruined.
He's got fucking tons of food.
He's got food though!
Yeah, tons of food.
Problem is I can't carry the food.
Uhhh...
Fuck, the backpack if only.
I can carry a little bit
Wait, I heard something But which side?
I don't know. I just heard something like maybe behind did the Did the door close? It did, right?
No. Not yet.
But still is it fucking closed?
Nah.
Keep an eye on that.
Making this press for my nose again. again Yeah, let's grub out on the fucking food right now.
When that door closes...
Okay listen I'm gonna grub out on one-
I'm waiting for this door to close.
I'm not looting. Yeah, I'm going to grub'm waiting for this door closed. I'm not looting
Yeah, I'm going to grab out on one of these and then you're going to grab out on the next one
Okay
Close them?
I'm just looking down this side. It's closing?
I thought it made a noise but...
Pouches! Oh these guys got pouches up there.
Just fucking eat his food before we go in dude if he can't carry it you know what i mean?
Yeah. I can't really carry food.
My shit's badly damaged, both sides
of my body. Do you have any armor? Okay he's got leather He's got damaged. Both of his... Do you have any...
Okay, he has leather.
He's got leather.
Oh yeah.
Okay.
A whole zombie aggro?
I think.
Just keep this up.
Oh fuck. That was pretty good. oh What's your HP?
Yellow. Yours?
White half
Oh, there we go. Anything else?
Anything else off this guy, I dunno.
I haven't even looted anything from him.
Take a gander at him.
Oh no wonder he didn't- wait what did we hit him with?
Get his food too. Is that thing all the way close?
Uh, almost.
That's closer than I thought it was.
He was fucking us up with the ump.
Yeah, no shot! Maybe that's why I'm not that hurt.
Yeah, that was though his big downfall to be fair we shit on him with a head
with the 380 rounds baby anybody got back up or stupid I didn't even think
about it I just ranked was like fucking shook.
Honestly,
he got up pretty fast though
after he got knocked.
We should have a map on him
so we can have the map
and that's worth it?
Nah,
I mean we have the map
under the link.
Okay.
Does it show you
where you are on
it got it no hey you gonna eat that can um
yes where's that he's got hunter boots when I grab those.
My shit is damaged.
Oh, he has a gas mask on there?
He has the skull mask!
Nah, not anymore. No benefit.
Well look at that blue.
What do you think? benefit. Fixing my bison, Apparently he has nades.
Should I take the Elm?
The Elm's kind of bad, ain't it?
Uh I don't know brother
Does he have enough ammo for you to take it?
What's your main?
I'm just rocking sks
absolutely should take his up
now i'm carrying three guns though well and then okay well what's the other
gun crossbow there's on this yeah Well, and then... Okay. What's the other gun? Crossbow.
Fucked crossbow then.
It's time to give it up though.
It's time to give it the fuck up my friend!
Is there any more weapon repair kit on him?
Do you have mags for it?
I'm gonna fix my mag real fast.
He has one mag in, that's all I saw. Someone's outside. Someone's outside at the front.
You hear them walking? Yeah, that's not fun. Should we gas mask up and go or should we wait for him?
Uh I don't know. Bro, I can't find his fucking mags. Am I not on his body?
Yo is that you out there friend yo-yo I don't learn maybe not come right away where the fuck are
the mags at what I'm even see the UMP mags.
It's just in his gun, that's all.
Oh he has one fucking...
Okay well that's horrible.
Alright, I'm ready then.
Am I turning my gas mask on?
His hunting scope's not
completely dead.
I'm gonna hold onto it for now, um
Crossbow dude, let me tell you
crossbows king, I'm dropping you on them
No fuck a crossbow bro this is not going to help you on the ground. No, fuck a crossbow. Fuck a crossbow bro.
Alright.
You're not gonna- this is not going to help you in the next place.
For zombies though no?
Um...
Isn't there a lot?
Dude we're gonna be going loud on zombies shooting them and shit cause we want more
to pile in.
Alright. We gotta go more to pile in.
Alright. We gotta go, we gotta go.
We gotta go.
Yeah, gas mask up. Let's go.
Alright, let's go.
Light on.
I'm just gonna sprint for the first little bit, but I really don't want to be sprinting because it takes up more oxygen. Right off the bat there's a side thing over here that has a decent chance of dropping the jump card.
Uh... punch card. We're looking for a little white card.
It's pretty obvious.
He opened the door! He opened the door!
The door we just came through.
Behind us?
Yeah behind us.
Fuck you wanna turn our lights off and wait for him?
Yeah fuck it fuck it fuck it.
Turn your lights off?
Maybe we should like wait right here.
I'm gonna
I'm gonna wait
Right behind you.
Okay.
Oh we're going to be wasting our filters though!
Yeah, I know, that's a chance we have to take here at the moment.
I got morphine and epinephrine, so... I'm watching right if you don't watch left. so Bro, is your aim shaky as fuck too?
I'm cold.
Fuck.
Is that...
Is it the goal or the blue thermometer?
Yeah, I'm cold.
To be fair, most most my clothes are ruined so
he's on the right fuck Fuck, I whiffed. He's kind of like a starter.
He has an SKS and he is a starter.
Maybe.
Yeah, he had blue armor? Yeah, a blue shirt.
Blue shirt...
He had a blue shirt on, no armor.
I have a grenade, I can move up.
Hold on.
Right on you?
How deep was it?
Just all the way back at the door.
Like all the way to the back of the wall
Grenadejack there.
Okay, don't blow me up.
Oh my god.
Is that anywhere close?
No, it's closer to us than him.
Huh?
Let me move. I think we moved. You can hold him for a second while I look back here just to clear this and then when I say clear you'll come to me okay? Yeah.
I think it's not a point of wasting our gas mask he can hold back there and not waste this so we're at a detriment there I have the punch card, come.
I literally already found it.
Let's go.
You should see my red light at the front.
Yeah. And let's dip on this fool. Let's go. You should see my red light at the front. Yeah, yeah.
Okay let's dip on this fool.
We're gonna sprint a little bit just to get some distance between us.
Fuck that guy.
He's stuck anyways.
Need a knife or something? He's stuck anyways. Holy, we found one fast bro.
Got a sky here I know fast bro. You want to race? Gas guy here, I know a shooter.
Have you seen them even in the face of us?
Fuck yeah, I am blowing my bullets here.
When i don't wanna blow em, of course I do, huh?
Yeah, just go up.
You guys have a gas filter if you want to use one for
backup? Good job, Summit, ya fuck!
What's that noise?
Is that just AC?
What? I hear like, I hear like AC
on the parking space. Almost had it, Chuddy.
Yeah, my bad, my bad. This guy had a filter on that's decent
I'm gonna grab it. It's a little backup
for me. Let's go.
I have shoes!
Nice, I'm missing a lot of shots right now
Could we be looting this shit or no?
Oh hey that was close it was close
We've done this before though is this the rest of the
shit or no yeah really I think we just go the fuck through will lead on the
other side
I used to think like staying in here is pretty good, but I've rethought that and I don't
think the loot's good enough on how dangerous it is.
I don't know exactly where the turnoff is so hopefully find it.
That guy's shot doesn't kill that guy?
Another filter, grab it. Off that guy.
Filter off this guy.
Got it.. Is this it?
I think this might be it.
No?
Not totally sure though, let's just walk down for a second.
Not it, not it.
This place is creepy as fuck. We haven't passed it right, chap?
Chap thinks we've passed it.
did we?
chat don't lie to us man
were fucking scared bullshit lie to us man we're scared oh
my mask my first one's going out soon i sound like Darth Vader.
It's right here, I think this is it. Let's go. I'm pretty damn sure this is it.
Okay. I'm pretty damn sure this is it. I don't think so, I don't think so.
I got a grenade.
Got over here exactly on that. This is not it either, fuck. What?
Not confident!
We're so confident, it's not gonna go bro.
I'm gonna switch masks out
Wait, I have to i'm gonna switch my ass out
wait that's have space for it don't i chat mama x i'm on my other filter
how do i swap it i i have to do this
and for a second here we go remember aren't we running back just switch your mask make sure you uh put it in your hand then you'll swap it basically.
If you have to switch the physical mask.
Wait I don't have my arm!
What? Where'd it go?!
Wait what?!
Oh I'm dead dude. I'm dead.
I might be dead. There need Tetra or anything?
There's a thing we can get down here if we find it.
Oh, that's so fucking stupid! What did I do wrong there?
I don't know... Do you need tetra, charcoal tile,
or anything? How the fuck'd that up?!
Um no, that's sucking out. We need to get a special thing.
Okay, you need an antidote? I don't think this is it.
Where's this? Where are we going?
It's in here. It's this way.
How long do you have, Brad?
Uh, if I throw up...
Yeah, I got the sickness.
Did the ski mask fuck me there?
We need a fucking antidote bro.
Uh, blew the easiest part of the run!
I was more concerned about, like, if we
fucking miss this stupid thing and then...
Chat's behind us. Should we just go back?
Um...
Or do we have to look for this?
Yeah, I guess it's fine. We don't have to look for shit. I guess let's go back.
I thought... yeah, let's go back.
Shit! Fuck, well
if these guys did come through with their
filters then... Yeah, I gotta
look for this thing every once in a while though, in some areas.
Do you know where it's gone or is it random?
Just anywhere.
Is it only in here?
Yeah we're not coming around so I'm gonna look at those barracks.
It's a pretty rare find.
Here's an on-diagra?
It's a fairly rare find.
Ah blew it!
You put it and then swapped the ski mask from the floor to your fellow. I blew it.
Oh my god, that was...
Where? There's two fucking sticks in here.
Okay, move down the hall to your right and I'm going to be on the first little PO point of interest on the left side.
Ayayaya! on the left side. Ay-yi-yi, I really blew this.
Oh, we'll try to get you
across the other side.
I'm looking for the fucking...
It's a green epi, right? Yeah.
I'm looking.
That's fucking stupid what I just did, man.
I thought I swapped it.
Guess I didn't.
I swapped my ski mask or some shit and was like,
wait, why am I coughing?
Um. ski mask or some shit and was like, wait, why am I coughing? That's me.
GG.
Well,
she... I know what Well, sheesh.
I know when you have to find the saint, you don't find the saint. More zombies here? Yeah, how does the SKS-1 not blow it in the body.
Here...
That's all you got.
I ain't making it through.
Nothing, looking at a hospital? Shit! If anywhere is a hospital
this can't be a bad area to look.
That depends. If you start losing health, I can give you morphine FD.
I'm gonna be throwing up somewhere.
It's not here.
No cross-pen here.
Did you look upstairs? That's all I'm doing now,
I got more tetra and charcoal.
... and charcoal.
Is there shit like upstairs, upstairs? No.
Do you die if we leave passage?
Yeah I will be dead.
So we have to find it, got it.
Yeah, if I don't find this I'm dead.
Then you're just worried about your run at that point
well is there a way that we can retrieve your body like if you die uh no Uh, no.
Well this is the way we came right? You sure?
I think so isn't it?
Um actually no.
Yeah that's where we came.
So we were like this is our... yeah, it's the way like we just were.
This is the entrance.
It's the way to the entrance.
Man, how did I fuck up something so stupid?
Apparently zombies can have it.
They kill all the zombies.
Oh this guy's gonna be back here too potentially soon.
Yeah.
Oh, shit! I'm gonna try to get him. Man, I went from this unconfident to I fucked this up. No way!
No fucking way.
I'm in the barracks on the right side, big guy. You're good.
I went down a tunnel-tunnel like I'm deep.
Oh, I waste my whole fucking day.
Wait, am I outside?
One second decision, dude.
I'm outside.
Oh shit.
Here's the zombie out here outside.
Tell me you're not Shooting I hope i'm going the right fucking way, I'm not sure if this is the right fucking way.
Apparently, I'm going the right way. I think I found a way.
I found a dead guy here!
Does he have it? No...
Nothing on this fella.
Think this guy died probably the same way I about to die.
Alright, I'm gonna try and make my way back to you.
Yeah apparently I found the right way. Alright, I'm gonna try to make my way back to you.
Yeah apparently I found the right way.
I'm looking though...
... Where you at brother? I'll come back.
Sprinting back.
Sorry guys, kinda blew it.
It's a long ass tunnel yeah I can go that way and take a- oh come back?
Right over here?
Yeah, lift down the tunnel.
Yeah, I see you running.
Oh this is the light though.
I heard a fucking door open behind me bro.
We gotta go. Turn your light off and run. Let's run straight. There are mad shit that we run through over here.
Okay.
I'm out of here with you.
Where you at?
Uh...I went left dude.
I'm just hugging the wall left.
I'm kinda in the wall left.
I'm kind of in the middle now a little bit.
I'll check for rocks back here real fast.
Yeah you're good.
You have to hug left, I know that.
Yeah yeah that's what i'm doing. I'm hugging left.
Filters okay? Yeah. Kind of.
I have a buncha filters on me they're all like gonna hurt though.
Yeah.
That'll be in there.
It can be kind of anywhere, I think. Alright. Where's the medical? Should we run through?
We gotta keep huggin' left, I don't know. See where I went?
Yeah.
Stupid mistake, man. All that time...
It's okay. We're going down down the right area.
Punch card, take that punch card just in case I die.
Here's one of them.
You don't have to worry about it.
Am I allowed to eat food with the gas mask on?
No.
Food won't kill you for long enough, man.
Filter... got it. We're having a good filter count right now. filter
got it, you have a good filter count right now
how long do you have?
uh I don't know, bro. Uh...
I think it's gonna kill me right away but
It doesn't matter
I won't live
Yeah we have to I don't know if it goes through there or not.
I don't think so.
Ah! Apparently I can't melee that guy. Missed him.
Shelter on him, grab it that's a juicer filter right there
see man this will be so easy bro
it'll be so easy easy filter there too got it
uh oh one o two we need to go 202 i think actually i think we can go through
this 202, I think. Actually, I think we can go through this.
Not a thousand percent though to be honest.
... I think you said common?
That's right.
What common?
The James Snow thing?
Oh, yeah.
No, no, not common. common
yeah Yeah, O2O2. That's where we want to be.
Another guy? No, it's on me.
Alright... Alright. Nothing. Another function card, should I grab it? And nothing. This is where we want to go though, into that building.
Tricky looting?
We can go right maybe?
Apparently it's...
Oh! Oh! Tricky looting. I can go right maybe?
Apparently zombies are the best way forward for us right now.
Well we have to remember to get back to this little O2O2 spot then. Yeah, just remember the wall's on our left so we seem to have the wall on our right when we come back.
It's looking good in here. Nothing.
This looks good in here.
We need medical shit in here, hopefully this is where we find one, brother.
Petra... Saline...
My blood is going down and I got that same thing back now. medical tents.
A little left there. No luck.
Took a left in there, right?
I'll come back to you.
Hold on.
Morphine, I think raises Hold on.
Morphine, I think raises blood faster so I got morphine I can give you. zombie up here Another one.
How is it this rare? Yeah, I'm not finding shit. No.
Is this the end?
Yeah, pretty much I think.
Keeps going, keeps going, keeps going.
I'm gonna be lost on my way back now. I've gotten lost.
We just gotta hug right, have the wall on our right.
I'm going to keep going a little bit left then I guess.
I don't know where you went exactly?
I kept going left, I kept hopping the wall left.
Another zombie?
You alright?
Ah! You alright? I'm on you. Wait, light light light light!
That's his army.
Bleh I'm down. One's down, let's see.
Nothing? No.
We're just gonna have this wall right here on our left
As long as you don't get back, I'm lost
Wait there's another door isn't this the there's another door just like it probably isn't the right one though yes Oh, God.
And you have plenty of filters right? Like you have no issue right now? Uh...no.
Then the only time limit is really just me.
Don't know.
Fuck it let's just move around and loot everything then.
Yeah... I guess.
I'm trying to yeah i guess
so we can't go no more You see where I'm at? Uh, I'm in one of the buildings right now.
Yeah, I think I know who you are.
BOOM! Damn, bro. I'm so annoyed dude.
It's the first time I've been in a passage in awhile too.
I always do something stupid. I'm lost now.
I'm behind you, to your left.
Like in between these crates in the middle.
Isn't this where we- I think this is where we came from.
We did a whole loop.
Yeah, this is...
Well! There's way over here I guess.
Nah, let's head somewhere else.
I'm going down the tunnel and just gonna check.
Alright we'll go down that random
tunnel too then.
See him behind you. Do you know where door
02-02 is?
Blood transfusion some?
Yeah, we don't have a blood bag though right?
Yeah I know
I only have saline.
Me too.
Do you know where O2O2 is?
That's where we just were, remember that was the thing we were supposed to be keeping track of. If you want to go back through
this thing, then if you don't want to get too lost
or you're going to get lost.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
Oh. Yeah, let's just get you outta here.
Let's just get the fork out of your ear, but then what bro? Then you're broke.
Yeah I'm back to nothing.
Exactly man, nah nah nah...
We both gotta be broke. It's either- it's either
both of us or none of us bro.
There's not really a way though.
There's not really a way. If There's nothing here, there's nothing
near.
Did we go through mid?
Like did we go through middle?
Um... I might just go all the way to
back out through the fucking tunnel and see if
I can kill somebody or something, see if I can take their shit
be honest
Yeah Yes. Someone says they can give me the pox at the edge, and...
He has one.
What's up to you? and... he has one.
How fucked up are you right now?
Yellow health, yellow blood. I mean yeah sure fuck it let's just do it then
Yeah okay let's do that yep. I'm coming back Think i know where you are.
I have two filters left.
Screw up again? Yes, yeah.
Now we gotta find our way back now. 0202 is where it is. Yeah, so
01101's here...I think we just hug left right? I think we just hug left right?
Yeah.
I think we just hug left no?
Yeah I think so too.
Yeah I think we hug left here.
Oh yeah my bloods red now.
Yeah I don't think he's gonna make it to me until-
Here uh pop that pop what I just gave you right here.
What?
Actually I can give it to, hold on one second.
You have a saline?
I do but I'm not giving you morphine.
Okay.
It should help with blood. Blood.
I got ephinephrine, which one is it? Is it morphine or epinephrine? I don't know, I've got epinephrine too that I can give you.
I don't know. I got epinephrine too, if I can give you. I don't really know. Yeah, I remember going back there, remember?
Yeah, yeah.
We have save points! area
oh we have sailing but we don't have we don't have uh ids
yeah we're gonna have ivs
he's gonna have it right yeah he's gonna have it, right? Yeah he's gonna have it. Yup yup yup
Here come here let me give you this step nothing and stab your neck
There you go.
Oh, they...
Yeah, you have to change your thunder.
...
AHHH! Happy Father's Day long. Hope you're doing well, man.
How is this rare? You fucked up a bit, partner. Make sure you're supposed to not be a dumbass and do what I did, ya know?
Cause there's stuff up here.
Yeah, there are stairs that go up.
Ah, that wouldn't be that would be fair.
We're all fighting in this area? That'd be sick!
Like, it'll be insane. I don't know, do we go in that or keep going?
We just came out the other side of a ladder.
Yeah, I think we can go on left.
Wait did we pass could be something here maybe
I'm gonna stop there What is all this up there?
Crowbar, huh? Nothing, bro. That's a real...
What is this? This is
O102. Yeah, keep going
O10 102 is here.
And here. Man, this went from a dope ass run to I'm stupid. Real quick.
Can you fuck up?
What if I hurt me?
This actually might be O2O2.
Let's just go!
Alright...
I don't know how close
Nemo is but I got a lot of time.
And this isn't the end of it either.
So maybe we'll still find it, who knows?
I think whenever you get out, you should munch. Try to get white food and
white thirst that way it doesn't drop as low.
I'm like keep going? Yeah.
Internally Yeah. We can turn right here, but I don't think we want to.
I had a trip line or a trip wire. One already, what? Really?
I'm not saying if I hit one...
Where are you? Right? did you go right? Left.
I'm left. Yeah, I'm there.
Nooo.
It's gonna tank my blood and it's
gonna start fainting.
Dude just run, just go. Oh'm still okay, I'm still okay, keep looking there.
Just water, can't see him. Moving...
Looking moving looking
go to the shots why go to the shots Back here. back here
I don't know if it's back there or not
shots are in emo
i dont know if this is right
Nah, Sam, this isn't alright Should we go back?
Yeah maybe we could go back No you didn't. Uh, uh, RBSS. What was I saying?
The fuckin', the SV-98 from Tarkov.
I saw that.
Oh my god.
You're gonna die.
You're gonna die.
You're gonna die.
You're gonna die.
You're gonna die.
You're gonna die.
You're gonna die.
You're gonna die. You're gonna die. You're gonna die. in the sv98 from parkour
what do you mean huh oh? You don't have...
Oh, is that you shooting?
Yeah.
Oh, okay, never mind.
If I lose blood right now, I'm fucked.
Don't lose blood, please.
No! I'm fainting.
I'm gonna be in trouble here.
Yeah those shots is where we're going to.
Yep.
Oh boy.
Here you go I'm right behind ya if he's fainted I'll resurrect ya.
Isn't that the right way brother? You just keep going. I don't know. I'm not even going to go that way anymore.
Keep going, this is the right way.
It sounds like he's on the left side of us.
Yeah, but it looks like we're just gonna have to keep moving forward. I don't know if he's in now, he doesn't have it anymore. Keep going this is the right way
It sounds like he's to the left a little bit
I need him to shoot again
Oh On the left wall apparently.
Wait, this is a fucking door right here.
Open it open it.
Yeah this is it, this is it. This is it. Yeah, this is it. This is it.
You better stab this into your fucking neck as fast as possible.
Yeah, I have no blood.
I'm looking at feet but I don't know what time to...
I'm just gonna keep looking at feet for you?
Just go, yeah, just go.
Looking at feet, nothing? Not seeing anything?
We still have the exit. Looking at feet, nothing. Not seeing anything, not seeing anything.
We still have to go through all this... Just run and go.
We can take our gas masks off i think in here make sure though
i think anyways Oh, I'm dead. Ugh. It's my blood...
Oh, I'm dead. Wait wait, I fainted
I'm not dead. Alright hold on
I got you
Stay with me, Jared.
Holy fucking hell! All because I fucked up a gas mask!
You're good. Grab your gun and let's go. Keep going. My health is getting tanked!
Go, just go. He's gonna have to stab it into you I think
I'm about to jump in the water first. Oh fuck me
We have to swim? Well we- yeah water first. Oh, fuck me.
We have to swim?
Well, we... Yeah.
Uh, Epipen maybe? Do I have one? Oh the Epipen we're off. Let's go. Okay let's go. Maybe a fucking, uh...
Tetra would hold me? Aw, fate did.
No!
I got you bro.
Get up.
Walk it off. it the fuck off
come on baby keep going we're almost there
we're almost there bro okay okay it's gotta. Okay? We have to just jump off this shit.
I'm going!
I see him. He's right there.
I got a fucking...
I'm gonna break my neck!
Fuck it!
Wanna make the swim and die
make the swim bro
oh Yo, if I faint in the water do I die? I don't know.
I think so!
That would mean stab him in the fucking neck with this thing dude.
I'm dead dead i think right
i'm not dead you're not dead i can't resurrect you though okay i can't resurrect you.
He's swimming to you, he's swimming to you!
Am i gonna wake up?
I'm dead! Nooooooo!
Noooo bro!
We were right there dude.
No, bro.
I trolled that whole run by fucking up my mask.
No, bro. uh no bro
well i mean listen nemo's a good teammate to have.
Damn, Nemo is fucking kidding bro.
Nooo bro you were right there.
Bro, you had 10 meters to swim.
You had 10 meters to fucking swim, bro.
Bro, if I don't let that zombie
cut me to get me down on that blood
I don't faint there and i live
i made so many mistakes when i didn't need to
oh what a waste i'm about to go on a murder spree.
Everyone down here is fucking dead.
Fuck... Fuck bro, no man! oh Nice genie man. Damn your shit's gone too I can't even loot your shit because you're in the water.
Nice genie man!
Get back! Nice beanie, man!
Get back here motherfucker. I wanna eat your body!
I wanna fucking eat you!
You got the fucking gun?
Uh huh, yeah.
Yeah! Oh, you want me to come find you bro? Don't do that! You're in trouble, man.
Lots of trouble, man!
Oh fuck.
You fucked up my rags, man. Oh
Well, I'm gonna take a sip of water man
Here you go
Up there What's up man? This guy is attacking me Okay.
This guy is attacking me. Ouchie!
Oh damn.
Yeah man.
Alright bro.
What the fuck did you just say?
What the fuck did you just say?
Did she just make fun of me, man?
Get the fuck back here, man. Oh, please don't hit me man.
Don't shot you, man!
You are very very menacing.
Get the water. Fuck! What the fuck?
Fuck
Miss
This guy is hostile over here thanks man
oh shit man
sorry man I'm sorry
It's a broom
I love my beanie
I'll get my beanie back bitch.
Yeah you got smacked with a fucking broom boy.
Get out of here.
Guys please, I'm sorry. I'm gonna sweep the floor with you boy.
Ima sweep the floor with ya.
Drop the beanie and you can stay alive, bitch. Oh, run!
Hooray!
Drought to beaning. You lost your partner, man. drop the beanie hey Heh heh. Mmm, you don't got my kind of stamina, man.
Oh fuck!
Oh fuck...
I don't understand a thing!
Ugh I'm a nothing! Jared, are you alive?
It depends.
What's going on bro? Little stuff, little stuff. Tiny things
Alright listen, listen
I got an SV98 bro
I can give you my SKS
Oh god server restart in 15 bro it just restarted.
What's up bruh? What's up? uh Yeah, beat that motherfucker twice man!
You need some rags man.
Nah man I'm just gonna get blood posin' him.
Actually have these boys in paper.
Just sweep them off the floor.
... That was fucking easy. I do thought he had me bro twice.
Put me down for two kills
bro man get the back here i'm trying bro you were far and
you don't understand the level at which
you are okay like five hours away from
me dude you're gonna get fucking yeah
some bro I better have some fucking sort
of come up dude. You're gonna have a massive come on bro
Bro server research in 15 row. I'm gonna be stuck it actually that's kind of good though because they gives you time to like
Right yeah That's kinda good though, cause it gives you time to like come back right?
Yeah but I'm gonna be playing a different character soon too so...
Cheap. Depends what Kevin gets on.
Me and Kevin have our character logout ready to go to passage too.
Like on here? Nah that's not really the point of this game. character logged out ready to go to passage too. Nah, it's supposed to be the same
servers but different...
So I get a second try.
Bro, how are you gonna take your gas mask off in there?
Bro, I don't... I somehow got it confused with my ski mask or something.
I'm not really sure what happened.
But at one point in time, I forgot that I had to put it in my hands then swap it
Then I did some stupid shit before
and then fuck me
So I just, yeah. Just kinda... Fucked myself over kind of like for a brief moment forgot how
I wanted to swap it. And was like wait how do I do this again? And then I fucked myself with the mask after.
It's all good though dude. I'm gonna go on a fucking killing spree where I murder everybody and feel better about myself.
You have a broom!
What do you mean, I have a broom?
Do we not have a broom right now?
No. The other guy had a broom when he started killing me.
Aw.
But I kill people with my bare hands. The same guy
twice, actually.
I killed him, took
his beanie, he came back and said
give me my fucking beanie.
How deep are you on the other server?
Are you in passage, at passage?
Where are you at?
Thought to be going to passage.
The chances of me getting there
are probably fucking slim, ain't they?
Yeah, zero. I mean
we're in opposite ways right now. Where
I am now you would be there.
If you are now I am here.
I would have to get the passage.
Yeah.
But there's a strong chance we die too in like after he sets us in. Not a big deal. All runs come to an end. I just didn't expect to end it 1v0, you know what I mean?
You died in PvE bro.
Not the PvE man.
We were fucking mopping people up in PvP and then all of a sudden I get killed.
Dude, I was actually killing a lot of people in that run.
Well, I guess I died first.
I don't know if I killed anybody.
I think you killed everybody.
Or no, I killed one guy.
Then you got everyone else.
My other character too though, I got some mad kills.
These guys came downstairs and they had
three French dudes
and an English guy as their translator.
And then we were nice
and shit
and we were like
yo
what's going on
they're like
yo how do you want to
do this
and we were kind of
like
yo you guys can leave
and we'll keep going
and then
respectfully
and the English guy translated that as
fuck these guys we're gonna kill them
and so that's what happened
they tried to murder us
the French guy was really trying to be cool with us too. He wanted to come out with his hands, or
gun out really badly.
Eventually when we decided we wanted to kill them what were thinking about like that's a great idea you should do that
whatever you chicken Whatever you fucking chicken.
You fucking... I have once mailed two humans!
You think you can handle me?
I know you can only turn left!
Oh, you're touched. You're touched up already.
I keep trying to do a swing and I'm not trying to do the swing.
Boom. There it is. Little light.
Gonna grab ya. Keep being good. good. I'll hold you well. Not by the neck.
Which is normally where... Okay, that's some chicken.
You know what I'm saying?
Man that was my come up round too.
I'm in pain.... so so Well, it's a good thing you got a teammate though out of that to be honest with you.
They'll be able to share the ropes a little more.
Does Nemo like a Daisy Chad?
Yeah, he's pretty good
Oh, he's like telling me there's some type of blood suckers or something out here bro
What the fuck is he talking about? Am I gonna die?
That's why you got one ammo
what Bro guess we got one ammo what bro oh fuck won't say that so so so so I Are you someone's stomach rumbling? Are you friendly man?
I'm the perfect fictional. You can never trust a man with a chicken?
How'd you do it?
Oh, you limping man.
You have the blood poisoning of the gods.
You can't live.
You must die... To the chicken! To the chicken!
What? uh He said, I'll bow to you.
That's right. That's the type of fucking respect I'm looking for.. so Oh, I didn't know that, Nagesh. That's cool to know. I seen a guy camping up there one time. We crossbowed him in the face.
Oh shit, that's good.
Dreaming, dreaming.
Are they running after each other?
Or are they running to the next town?
These guys absolutely looted everything.
Let's take a look though. That's how you're supposed to get up, right? in there you got grandma i've actually never been up here i think
that's pretty cool so Ain't nothing up here, but nothing. Oh cool, we can get up there. Oh, that wasn't an RFA camera.
It's proof that something was once here.
What the hell?
These guys definitely looted this whole shebang.
I'll be wasting my time on anything else, so...
Oh, too long.
Now I'm letting them get out in front of me again, basically. Let's just see if there is any food in these real fast.
We're at a weird predicament here.
Take the... alright shit what the fuck did they do? Did they loot this?
Is that not worth it? take that all right what the did they leave this
is was that not salty sticks not worthy anymore
i forgot chicken no no i don't feel like making a fucking... I don't even have a knife, bro. I'm just gonna find another way.
What are you barking at brother?
Oh, I think they ordered food.
Oh, what the fuck is that?
Nuts and bloopers?
Chicken!
Chicken!
Chicken!
Chicken!
Chicken!
Chicken! Chicken! Chicken! Oh, I think that would order food. Oh bro what the fuck?
Nut sound bloopers?
Who leaves a can of dog food?
Maybe some cannibals
Maybe cannibals leave cannibalistic without food
hello mr canapa that's the worst list i've ever done
I'll try and never do that again yeah but these are nice nice
nice dress again. Yeah, but these are knives. Nice for us.
Get some knives. Let's get some hooks and then we're good.
Probably three knives two hooks one thing Cut up his body.
Where do you think I got the bones from, man?
This is my new homie all right server down listen
let me tell you exactly how to get back in faster okay ah he told me nemo told me Yeah, murdered three people in 18 minutes.
Bro, how are you going to take your gas mask off
in the one place that you don't need or that you do need a gas mask?
For some reason I forgot then yeah
I had to put my in my hands first and then swallow it like that didn't you tell me to do
that i did i told you afterward and i thought
i switched the gas mask after but i did it with the
the other mask by accident oh no and i thought i had it on
and i was like what's that coughing bro and i was like oh fuck And I thought I had it on.
And I was like, what is that coughing bro?
And I was like oh fuck I'm dead.
Oh no dude. Who are you at passage with, Naughty?
I dragged the mask on the body.
Yeah, um...
I should have replaced it by dragging it over
the actual thing so so... In case you didn't see it earlier, for a good laugh link.
Bro, you ski-masked yourself?
You died to a ski mask. What? Again? Did this happen again?
Right, Chad.
Before?
Okay.
It's happened to Chase before, not me.
Yeah. you I mean pizza chat.
You need a shirt? Oh my...
Judd? You're such a rookie dude.
Judd, you are a piece of fucking shit.
I'm just a dumbass? I'm just a dumbass. I'm just a dumbass.
I don't see anything, huh?
Bring it upstairs and play.
Okay. i'm gonna bring that chair to play. so. Are you no's funny? You were telling me bro I didn't have a type of mask on, bro.
And I lived because I didn't have a mask on.
My farts smell like fucking death today.. I don't know.
Pizza?
Oh, fuck. All my knives didn't persist. so What the? Oh wait, that was... I had that.
This cat could have had it before.
I ate an entire tub of ice cream and
was sad because I ran out of ice cream.
When I saw that you are living now in happy
too much ice cream that seems good though actual oh um Did you guys get my loot on my body?
No, bro. You died in the water so it's gone.
We can't loot your body in the water
Sounds like some daisy shit, haha
Yeah, we couldn't even loot your body in the water.
Bro you had so many bullets I could have used for the SV-98
Oh dude all the hundreds
I now have like 20 bullets.
That sucks dude.
It's alright, I think Neiman and I are about to go die.
We deserve it. are about to go die
he says he plays eight to ten hours in this area and he runs into 20 people
oh that's pretty good that's really good i didn't think there'd be that many people out here I don't believe it.
I mean shit, I heard gunshots five minutes back into the server so... though.
I can't believe i did that! Did you want did you watch it back
what did i do you put you did everything right and then
you put this you put the ski mask over the gas mask, and it got rid of
the gas mask. And then you just
started trucking. You didn't even realize it.
Yeah, I guess that's actually...
Did I mean to drag it into
proximity?
Okay. Did I mean to drag it into proximity? I'll go look at the back. Look out of the back and tell you my thought process. Yeah, go look back in the clip bro.
It looks like a gander at that.
If karma was making fun of Chase, then he did it bro.
Bro you talk shit about me not having a mask on and then your mask fucked you.
Yeah, that's right.
I got hit by zombie and I'm bleeding.
Yo Karma played the long con on me on that one bro so so So I... You need space for it, don't you?
I was like, okay.
Wait, I need space.
And then I was like, wait,
I don't need space.
I just need to drag in my hands, right?
So I'm on my other filter.
Why do I want to swap it?
I have to do this.
Swap there.
Swap there.
Wait.
Okay, it's there. I'm good.
Why did I do that?
... Oh, because I thought it would go under the mask.
I thought for some reason in that moment I thought it would be able to go under. Yeah, I'm dumb.
Dumb idea.
That's hot as d- That might be it. Is that salty sticks?
Well, human fat.
That's salty sticks!
As soon as I pick up the sausage sticks, old lady came running. so so I'm sorry. uh so Yeah, you fucking thought. You fucking thought.
What? You watching back?
Turkey bitch? No.
Did you just's killed turkey bro
oh hang out did you ask me the right question
just earlier i killed a man with the turkey.
So which one do you mean?
Hello sir. so uh Get back here, man. You have your boots.
I think every time I knock somebody out,
I should deal with my fish.
I feel like the other...the weapons are not that good. Fuck! I'll go back to our main dude.
We had to try him, I was pretty sure he actually did have bullets so that's why
we tried but yeah like this from now on
think I do a better job.
Mmm, that's not any of them.
Fuckin' A. on you know fucking name
crackers Crackers. I don't really want to carry that the whole time, but it would be. You use these same paper plates?
Nah bro, my shit's custom bro. My shit's custom,
bro.
I get these specially made.
Okay. Yeah, I know. They're good! so so Jared, what are you doing right now?
I'm trying to punch everybody out that Jared, what are you doing right now?
I'm trying to punch everybody out that I come across.
You're taking your anger out on innocent fresh spawns.
That guy had a gun and he killed me. I mean bro
you gotta make attempts
what are you gonna do
did you guys find that guy
uh
he's in the maze or something and we don't have the shit to go into the maze so
We're going to a military base
I just did this, okay I'm gonna go
Okay All right, how you doing? Alright, Kayuga. I got this chap.
Gonna make this work. Make my melee skills...
She's gonna be me- She could have been... Fist, brass knuckles or knives.
Anything else? Fuck it.
Actually I'm gonna go grab a red bull quick if someone punches me so I saw my plumber.
Put that shit in my hand. Let's go.
Oh boy, oh boy. go
oh boy
there's some loot up here, maybe. Might be worth hitting.
People probably hit it but...maybe not within the last 15.
Fifteen bucks little man! within the last 15.
15 bucks little man! Yeah. Nothing, ain't nothing.
Yep, you hear my guy? He's got blood sickness.
A radio!
Ahhhh! radio You guys need to go back to the old zombies, dudes.
Revert that shit! What does this bleed every time you get hit by him so Have you been out here yet?
Yeah.
Listen bro, I carried you through that round shit okay?
Besides the parts where I died and shit.
Yeah yeah yeah
Actually, I carried you
Twice but it's ok
Listen
The first time was a fluke couldn see him. Turns out he didn't have his light on.
That's not fair.
Okay. Thanks for the run, son.
I hope it'll be a possibility to buy the game in the future but until then thanks for everything.
Listen Rez... Listen Rez, listen Rez. Do you have a computer that can play it or what? Yes, you do.
Alright man, what's your Steam community?
Give me your uh... Go get your fucking Steam ID, or go get your fucking
Steam ID real quick. Or whatever, your
community profile. Get the link to it.
Alright?
I'll add you
as a friend real fast.
And I'll add you as a friend real fast. And I'll send it to ya.
Remember who it is, chat? So I sent it to the right person.
Remember his Twitch name when he gets this community profile
to permit him and stuff so remind me a little bit
help me out uh oh. so um Hey, Summit. I really hope my talk can bring me to work tomorrow but until then thanks for everything.
Shut the fuck up.
Shut the fuck up! Fuck... I got a bag. It'll come up somewhere there. ready so.. That's good.
Not bad.
You're cooking
hey summit Hey, what do you want? Slash. I'm going to go with Donald, Simon. Thank you bro.
You're such a dumbass by the way.
You're such a fucking dumbass. We should balance this. I don't want to cut that up.
Let's get the rope, we'll just use two of my rags for advantages. skip edges.
Oh, bro, where's that stovetop? Oh, shite!
Howdy shite mate!
Nice, huge wiener
Didn't see it, you saw it
I do appreciate it
That is giant What was I planning on doing now?
I'm gonna do this, this and that. Okay.
Can we cut you with you? No. With you? Yes. so I need a rope here. Alright, I cut that right.
The image is going to go over here.
... Wait did I not get the stove?
Oh, the stove didn't attach.
It was supposed to attach.
I don't know why it didn't.
Okay, chill.
There's a root... I thought it did why it didn't okay chill
i thought it did it didn't it was supposed to
okay what do you want me to say the game up
crazy I got crazy all of a sudden.
Damn, Daniel! Daniel
Alright, had my first little come up. Murdered a man
in cold blood. Took his chicken. Stole his crossbow
His shotgun Stole his crossbow, his shotgun.
Yeah you got like six gas filters?
Yeah I'm almost there. Almost there.
I've got a percentage of that.
Feathers? Where are your feathers from? They guess they got things on them. I should have put it later, but I don't plan on using this for very long now.
Burlap sack! Let me get that burlap sack! Let me get that burlap sack.
Let me get them
sticks to go with.
Alright, that's a good little fine tune
guys. I'm gonna waste my rope but
those are everywhere
real quick real quick uh crafting station set up here guys guys? Guys! I saw the gas.
You passed the test.
That's why I'm sitting on it right now,
okay? You guys are incredible.
You know that? You guys are fucking incredible.
I knew you guys would notice.
Really did.
Fucking million. All right, I got a gas set up, bro.
Gas stove celebrated.
That's crazy.
That's all thanks to that fella.
He didn't even have a bolt loaded into his fucking...
His crossbow, which is surprising.
Let's get this here. Probably not gonna need you any time soon, so just give me some space for...
For space purposes...
We'll do that. Alright, yo we're in there!
We just fucking pretend to...
Alright time to go murder across the
galaxy. I'm gonna go for the Onsi.
Wait, we don't wanna use this... Using gloves are better just punch him out a little bit yeah just a little bit
let's go find chicken Chicken. That way.
It's okay, we're not going back.
We do need to hit a fountain though so That's a little bit more, right?
And I should go for that chat. Just have it just in case.
We want this to be a really, really run.
A really, really real run.
And that means sometimes you need to knock out
some chickens with your bare hands.
Cock-a-doodle-doo, motherfucker!
Right next to a good house to cook too. You're fucking dead.
You're fucking dead.
Oh, what the It was her pet. See how pissed she got?
Damn near turned super saiyan. See how fishy, see how pissed she got?
Damn near turned Super Saiyan.
We're gonna call this uh...
Rooster...
Krillin. I think there was another chicken. Listen,
why cook one we could cook two? Let's go! John Wisdom, thanks for the Prime sub man.
Appreciate it bro.
Death Guru, Arby's, Dime Shop, Orko Pity, Hazocorps
Zero Static. Thank you guys for the subs
and resets I appreciate them
Raz got me on something?
She was hiding in the bushes dude
she was like sounds like she set up a trap okay one of you guys come in that's you trap.
Okay, one of you guys come in. The rest of you guys have to stay out.
Okay? One at a time, please. One at a time.
You're all grandma first. Thank you.
Thank you. I do appreciate it.
Let's hit the final line. Get down there. Here, I do appreciate...
...the single file line.
You're done. Yo, dummy!
You good? Huh?
Are you trying to feint me? Damn.
Six? Six is kinda
nice, especially if you get alcohol that's all right we have the badges um This guy's got a fucking gun. Link auto timed out just give me a second i'll pull it up don't worry yeah um What up?
I never agreed to being friends bro.
You loot shit, you're my guinea pig right now bro
you with this and then you give me what you find
yeah bro it's your meat shield until you die!
Kuhnk I don't like that. That's some scary maneuver shit bro
What the fuck are you doing?
Freaking meow freaking me out oh they're fighting I think it's the problem, right? hmm so so I have to i have to Hmm. Yeah! Yeah, I don't gotta waste my ammo on you.
You drank a lot of shit!
Are you eating like nine fucking pistol rounds bro? What the fuck?
My ass!
Trust me, I felt it. You hit me once and wasted six shots.
My ass! My ass!
And I have nothing on me. You're tragic.
Come take the sledgehammer, Bill.
You don't need no sledgy!
Can't think stupid though. Jared, you there?
Fucking retard.
You ended up getting him?
I was actually about to...I was trying to kill him.
I was like lurking around, trying to kill that dude.
What a fucking loser, sir.
Shit! Can't believe you actually got him.
I'm about to die.
Fuck.
You gonna make it at all?
Up to you boss, I leave it to you.
Is there like a restart type of jam or what are you thinking?
Yeah... star type of jam or what are you thinking? Yeah.
Hey, you killed me the other night
in the tunnel when you hit that three-man
play, that four-man play. There was like four of us
and you like hit him. No way! You were one
of those guys?
Dude, yeah.
Holy shit. That was a crazy play out of nowhere I died and went to death.
Yeah you must have been the first one I killed then.
I was dude.
Sorry about that boss. Yeah, yeah. I was dude. Well at least you killed this dude.
No he's good man that's all GG's
He missed a lot of shots
And he talked a lot of shit so
That's great Yeah i was listening to pretty much the whole thing Yeah, I heard them all go down. And you talk a lot of shit so that's good.
Yeah, I was listening to pretty much the whole thing.
I was lurking around on you guys for a little while
and planning on murdering this guy
because I was hiding in a little hut
while you guys passed by because I noticed you.
And he was like,
I heard him say like,
yo,
you're going to loot from me.
You're like my guinea pig or some shit like that.
I was like,
oh shit.
Yeah.
I was like,
bro,
what the hell is this guy on?
Yeah.
Well then, I hope you have a sick adventure and uh...
Have a good night.
Hey, want me to murder you?
It's good for the stats, y'know?
Trying to pad my stats a little bit.
Fuck! Goddamn it, not again.
Pleasure brother. so so You better have a lot of stamina, boy.
You better have a lot of stamina, motherfucker.
You better have so fucking much That's what I'm gonna do to you
You motherfucker run Give me love I murder you now you
don't take it don't take my arrow! Shit, lost it.
My arrow down. He's got a zombie on him now.
Trouble.
We've got a zombie now, motherfucker!
Oh no...
Don't go!
Don't go!
Don't do it!
Mmm, now you know what
it sounds like to die!
OH FUCK I was about to die! Oh fuck!
That is attacking me.
Get back here, motherfucker!
You're really slow man.
I have so much stamina.
Look at me go!
Give up motherfucker.
Oh you son of a bitch, you're making me waste all my arrows.
You lucky I ain't got a gun? You lucky I ain't got a gun.
You're lucky I ain't got a gun!
Give me that back, give me that back!
Give me that fucking arrow!
Help me, something. oh you're starting to go slow
you're starting to go real slow be careful these zombies are known to
change anchor at any moment.
Speak of the devil!
Oh... Don't worry I'll let you in zombie. Go get him!
Hahaha Don't worry, I'll let you in zombie. Go get him! Get him man!
Get him, zombie! Get him!
The zombies persisted dude.
No, no you will not my friend.
You owe me the arrow that's in your body. I want it back!
I can see you...
You're hungry too, man.
Speak of the devil.
Hey check this out!
Oh man...
Mmm so delicious!
Not in my face...
Damn I'm trying to get my arrow out of him.
Listen man, give me my fucking arrow!
Think I have to...
Yeah? I think I have to press f to get there
he actually hurt me What did you do, Xel?
Oh, there I am, mother...
Fuck! I won't be your hero man. I get it?
No.
It's in a space room.
What you got?
What you got?
It's gonna show down. dead, dead, dead.
What the fuck are you doing?
You stand no chance!
Stand still and turn around and give me my arrow.
Give me the fucking arrow back!
Off with my dead corpse.
Come on, Scully man!
I just want to finish this first now. Ah! I tried too many times to get my arrow back and do stupid shit.
It's fine, though.
But we can still bring this back.
We could still bring this back.
Alright. We're just gonna be pretty hurt for a bit. Bro, Jared.
What's that?
What's it looking like right now?
I'm doing great. I just looked at your stream and it wasn't looking too good.
I mean bro, what do you want me to do?
Nilo was talking shit bro.
What do you mean?
He said that it shouldn't take you five hours to get the ticket that
passage well does yeah he told you know he said
he said it takes him 45 minutes to get the passage.
That's because he probably comes up fat off PvP
Nah, he says he goes there with like a stick man
He says you go way too geared
You're supposed to have gear
That's how we killed people when we were on the way I don't have chickens, actually.
Next house we're gonna cook these chickens, Chet. Ahem um. Spaghetti-Os, round of knives. We'll get some knives off the chicken.
The other guy won the moral victory.
What the fuck?
You think you can beat me with a knife? I'm not gonna let you win this game. The other guy won the moral victory.
What the fuck? You think I wasn't moral, motherfucker? I let him live way longer than he was supposed to live.
Another app, we all know that?
Y'all recognize that?
I hit him in the back with my arrow and he stole it.
What do you want me to...
It's not ranged anymore if he steals it.
You know what I mean?
Mother trucker, Only two steaks?
You harassed him. I didn't harass him. I utilized what I needed to
To win that battle, so I needed him to bleed out i needed him to be mentally thinking he's gonna lose
right as soon as he gets confidence he starts beating me up see that
he got confidence almost died
whoa he got confidence almost died
well was i eating cat food in front of him yeah that's different though that's a form of mental warfare what do you want me to do about that here I'm already making my way back.
Nothing can stop me now!
Bro, I'm fucking terrified.
I don't know what the hell's happening. There's skeletons or some shit?
Yeah,
skeletons are just zombies
but you know
pumped up and shit.
You used to go out there
with a
skull mask and they wouldn't even know that you weren't
skeleton. So, they're changing stuff or redoing
that or something like that at the moment.
Make more bolts? Four bolts is good enough. Yeah, exactly.
Who?
This E-Mask.
Shut your bitch mouth.
I'm more of a bottle-clavaguy. I have matches. Listen, but the difference now is I'm a murderer, you know?
It's a different playthrough.
Murderin' everywhere I go...
Bro, the old Summit I know was always a murderer.
Not true.
No,
I don't think
I've ever seen you
be nice
on the Armory T-Daisyisy mode that's not true bro you literally would shoot people in
the legs with a dmr to break their legs and watch them crawl well That's normal.
That's me being a product
of my time and
era of DayZ.
You can't judge me for that.
I'm just saying nowadays we will never see that.
Not true, I beg to differ.
I just murdered a man and while he was dying, I was eating food in front of him.
You know what I'm saying?
Listen, I mean,
I like the new you.
I just wish that
this new you was you
all the time, you know?
I've been
murdering
you Okay, yellow. I'm back on yellow.
Can't stop me.
All right the thing is though okay if you go back through passage you
like can't lose you gotta just fucking run through that shit
you can't go back to Passage no I'm saying you oh yeah mother No, I'm saying you.
Oh. Yeah.
You know what, motherfucker? I'm fine in passage,
okay? My only problem there was I fucked up the gas. But dude, we were there.
That's the easiest passage run-through
we ever have if I just don't fuck that up. You know what I mean?
Right? We found the exit quick.
But, I'm saying for this current run
you should just do a run through
to get here
No!
What do you mean?
I'm not...
Listen,
I'm taking my sweet time
murdering the North,
okay?
You're gonna get
fucking sticks
and pitchforks.
Not true.
Plenty of Burger Kings around.
And shotguns.
You fought a guy with a broom earlier!
Yeah, but that was the dust
of this fest's spawn!
Okay... but that was the dust of this special spawn I'm not gonna lie bro You were so close to Nemo
Giving you that shit bro
You were literally
Like I don't even know 10 15 seconds of swimming
if i would have just like accepted to go and wouldn't have tried to find my own right so
still looking around for it towards the end yeah we've been there yeah the zombie hitting you.
If the zombie doesn't bleed me to get me into faint mode on blood
I live there too, yeah. That's my own fault
on both of those, though.
And your fault.
What? Bro I...
Okay.
I was out of those and
ammo.
I had no
choice but to
go into
melee combat
one-on-one
to the death
and he won
I was dead
at the end
oh yeah He won. I was dead at the end.
Oh yeah, Res K! Let's see- let's do this right now while my guy is healing.
Yo what's going on?
Sup?
Not much dude. Alright, let me see the chat
ready to uh
get you passage brother
give me a link
yeah bud day
oh did you you were just Yeah, buddy. You gonna be rage-fed?
Oh did you? You were just on the way through?
We went through on a different server.
Tell them what happened though.
I fucked up my mask change and
I got poxed
and died.
What?
Hold on,
I gotta know how
you fucked up
this mask
change.
How does that
happen?
I sent you a
friend request, RezK.
It should come across to you as
someone wanted you, I think.
When you add me, let me know, okay?
Doesn't your guy like start
coughing terrible or something
like that yeah and you lose blood enough
well that's added so you would have made it through?
If you didn't mess that up?
Should I get Deluxe Edition? Fuck it, Deluxe Edition.
Sorry yeah, I would've made it through... No, I messed up.
That sucks.
Fucking sucks dude.
Were you pretty geared or did you just get enough and learn what's good?
Oh we were geared bro.
We were fucking geared.
We killed multiple men.
We killed multiple men.
What does that remind me of?
No, what I accidentally fucked up like a filter in my store and pressed yes to a bunch of stuff.
Is that a line from the movie?
How about I fuck that up?
Why didn't it just send it? Where's my cart?
Fucks the cart, man.
This is a gift.
No not continue shopping, man
Alright I'm 22 in queue
so probably an hour
maybe like 45 minutes okay sounds good cool
well not continue shop Cool. I Done and done. Let me know you got it, okay?
Okay. Where am I? Where the fine fuck... I got it, thanks.
Hey man, hope you enjoy the game brother.
Where the fuck I am?
Oh hello fuckin' shotgun!
Have bullets in it?
No. Oh, yes!
Oh, it's always buckshot.
Yes!
Okay. Shotgun with buck not found can pretty much murder everybody in the game at this point.
So I'm good.
Wow! Oh.
Can't let zombie hit me one time, my health needs to go up. so I kind of looks like a doofus. It looks kinda cool from, like...
From shoulders up though.
And shoulders down? Looks like a fucking ape.
I'm not- this isn't that hard. ah
hi jay pistol Jade, pistol in the bag.
Okay... so uh What the fuck is this chat
doesn't look like we've been building on oh let me love this something as you found out Oh, I mean look at this. Something.
Look! You can start a fire here? Oh no that's probably fake.
Okay I can't let the zombies hit me. Bottle of water right there, pretty good find. Just kind of a random one.
No hits no hits no hits. No whammies no whammies.
Ugh! Nice. We'll drink that. That's gonna hit us in a little bit though. Look like a sickness and give
us a little, it's cause of beer so kinda
gives you a little after effect
I wanna grab this by the way
Nah, doesn't look as cool, huh?
It looks a little bit long.
Crazy.
Probably need this right now because we are
getting somewhat low on the sword. I don't know if that's the only weapon in here, or if that's a ship of global stuff.
Shit! Okay...
Think there's something up down?
Probably not right All right. Now what?
I came to this place, and I have no fucking idea where I'm at.
Let's see where THIS is...
Yeah.
Is this giving me an idea?
No, it's fucking not.
Where the hell is this?
Let me look at
this and see... Okay. I mean, it's looking at this. Can I see?
Hmm.
We started the Caillou down this road. Let's go west. Let's go this way.
I think this is Seneca? I guess our house is going up.
We've got food and water kind of on hand for the mom at least.
I don't want to check that and see if
there's a sniper in it or something. Can snipers even smell like this?
... even smaller than this
there are places you there are servers that have base building yes official
servers actually at baseball Thanks, Will. Let's go towards that. I can kill at the moment.
That sound was a little bit west-southwest.
I heard down from the grapevine that you got a crossbow, Jared.
Yeah? How do you think I killed that motherfucker?
I put a crossbow...
You Game of Thrones'd him?
I put an arrow in his back and started chasing him down asking to give it back.
I was like, get my arrow back!
Oh you straight up Game of Thrones'd them man.
Damn right, damn skippy. Do it again too!
I've just been going on a murder spree. so so Hmm. Should we just go towards that then.
Yeah.
Or how...
Does anyone know how to catch a fish?
Like, how do I know when there's a fish on the line?
You just do a big edible and the circle will stay filled
Oh okay. Hahaha Haha, Shrommedy have a good one brother.
I'll catch you in a bit. We'll catch you later, Shrommedy. Rhymes and visual bug makes me feel like I'm getting a migraine.
It's...our character is drunk right now.
Ooh, let's go here
oh yeah i remember this our characters drunk at the moment because of that beverage wow wow It's the police.
Open up! open that so it's been looted it's been scooted these things don't have much in them.
Where are you? My iron's 45, 380s. You're looking like a big doofus now.
Might as well fix you though.
Get the cart.
Wish we'd find a ballistic vest
or a stab vest at least
Could use one. I gotta think about this. touch that uh A little rough, a little rough. Back to yellow we go a little bit rough Okay. Oh, that's a pretty good find right there.
Damage on Valley damage is decent in Scorpion.
We can pass on that i guess are you passing that Now we do. I don't know. Lover slugs?
Patrol jacket worn. Pretty decent find. Good space.
Sorry I'm kind of dialed in right now chat one sec
use a battery.
I mean, small upgrades.
That vest will help us take a shot or two though.
Come any minute we find something here something here old school rifle bk I'm gonna get some food, actually.
Let's clear this up... I think Spawn has boxes too. Can I get some food?
Summer, why don't you like double-clicking loot?
Because it goes somewhere where I don't want it to go,
and I have a certain way that I keep my loop organized.
So if it bugs me when I double click it,
it's all disorganized, so reorganize it.
See ya. Yeah.
Aim!
Oh, shit! But, a couple upgrades like I said. Not too shabby. It's all about tiny upgrades and eventually
those upgrades all start to add up.
Yeah, Carlos if you're still here from way earlier I just
now realized that I missed your reset or your gifted sub
I'm very sorry about that.
Carlos P.
You just so happen to be here.
Thank you so much, and I'm so sorry for that.
Jesus.
I don't know how I missed that one.
To be honest.
Not long enough yet. Yeah, okay Akashi.
Thanks brother man, I appreciate you. so I'm just gonna go.
Let's see, hopefully north.
Gotta get us back on track here.
I don't know where this is. Damn! Damn, we ran into the guy, chat.
Who we killed at the very beginning in that four-man infiltration squad. We didn't get to hear who that was, any of that shit because he's the first guy to get popped. No voice or nothing really to go off of there.
Just straight up tank everything around it
Raaaaa uh uh uh Oh man, how many shots you taking? His answer was yes. I'm just gonna keep that at an angle.
Oh baby, Camp Orc is huge.
Got a military spot? Tch!
Don't mind if I fuckin' do brother. Don't mind if I fucking do.
Show me some good shit, bro. Some old
shit, good shit. Some of the best shit.
That real shit. The hill shit.
Bandage in them I'm sure pants are out of damage. There's better ones that I want to get.
The ones that are more fashionable. I'm not sure.
Gonna let this one slide, but I think maybe he's got a can of
bacon on him dude. Here we go.
Ugh... Here we go.
Son of a bitch, how's my foot? That's the candy bacon guy. I can't get him, but oh yeah he's screaming.
There is no one here though brother.
The last man standing.
What? You son of a bitch!
Go! I don't have a clue where I am.
I know we're just passing through this.
Okay, Oh, chocolate! No peanuts. Nice. Okay. The peanut gallery.
Yeah I heard you're scared of deadfall what's up with that yeah all right
i've been playing death all day are you scared of the boogeyman under your bed Bro, I'm just saying
I'm living the life out here man
You're missing out
Living in the cold I'm chilling life out here man you're missing out
living in the cold i'm chilling bro woah woah woah I just fished
and got like
I don't even know 5 cod
we are eating good out here
what you got over there? canned dog food
lunch meat mufucka can i have you now
take it back corn, canned pork.
Ugh! Ugh..
. I made it somewhere. Oh yeah it is, holy shit.
Okay...
Can we get a bison?
Please?
I just found out that the Bison man with a bunch of bullets in his hand.
I'm trying to find a fucking bison.
That could be the start though, you know?
Okay... so Serial. uh Okay, there's a fucking spaghetti so Hmm.
I think that's the barracks Can I go inside there? so so so Okay, okay. so Got your pants, man. um Whatever you do, don't throw the potato. You shut your fucking mouth man. This is being pretty decent come ups chat. Nothing crazy, but like little bits in that's whatisy is all about it all starts to add up
if i found a bison bro that'd be huge
heard something Oh, you scared me too.
You scared me too. You scared me too. You scared me.
No way. Shush!
It's too good to be true?
Definitely someone in here.
... I like cargo pants, bro.
I'm going to be honest I like them more than BDU pants
but
anyways
it's not worth losing so much for that you know It ain't worth it.
It's not worth losing some of my spots for that, you know?
You......are badly damaged but regardless
Damaged and pristine
I have 45s, bros!
Alright, the world is shining.
The world's looking at me like
I got you, dog.
Yeah, it'll happen.
Uh, I found an arm. Okay.
I have bullets Alvin.
I recognize it.
Spastrum launch!
Spastrum launch!
Yeah, I gots they had though.
There's a grip on the first barracks.
Would that sit on this, you think?
Isn't it more of an MP5 thing? Oh look! up Yeah, it's MP5.
I was just talking about maybe a different one.
I do recall something a little different than what I was seeing.
Oh, fuck it.
Wherever this is.
Nice little early root spot.
I think it's south. So we're probably not hit too often.
Everything else is good, solid.
Bullets? I thought I saw a box boxing air on there Oh, this is factory.
I know where I am.
This is mine.
Okay.
Barings?
Got them! Okay. got him
we just go west in any capacity wait that's east
i should have could go west. so. Oh, hey. Who's the worst? uh so uh I can't even get out this way. nope
eesh
damn it's getting dark I'm trying to get north.
Which is where we want to be leaving our animals.
Bro, get me out of here man.
This is passage.
I wonder if i should be looting any of this...
Hey Jared.
I'm managing goggles.
No, you didn't on this server?
Wow that's actually sweet.
There's a helicopter crash.
1% drop rate.
It's unfortunate there is not really a place to take advantage of it over there except for like one spot, but the chance you probably won't find any in there.
You should camp it I guess.
But damn dope! Damn, that's fucking dope as hell.
Damn dope, I said.
Oh, I do need a head torch. We'll find some. I don't plan on leaving the south anytime soon, or the north.
I plan on getting mucho more gear. so All right. Oh, fuck.
Ah!
Turbo Death Dealer Thanks so much brother man for the TurboDeathDealer.
Thanks so much, brother man for the Prime 7 here.
Much love, dude.
Yo, Arkemion.
Thanks so much as well, brother, for the Prime.
You two wrapped the MV a little earlier.
MysteryGuy. Thanks for sending MV a little earlier. Mysteryguy, thanks for sending more earlier than that. Thank you dudes, appreciate ya' minutes
Damn dope! It's the good stuff sold by the damn trolls
under the damn bridge. The damn dope. so so Are you okay? Or do you get some damn bait?
You take a knife and look anywhere in the dirt.
And just lick the ground.
It's all around
him like the force just gotta recognize it Alright, this is about
killed that one guy so Yeah, Astro. Yep!
That was news to me too.
I'm gonna go back and get my
little Yeah, Astro. Yep!
That was news to me too.
Must have been some crazy lore I didn't hear about.
It's an inside job. John. so so so so so Don't mind if I do, don't mind if I do.
I would like a green vest please as well.
I'll take a defender's vest.
So I can defend myself, that'd be great.
This is nice...problem
Can't see out of it very well
Fixed! Now I can It's actually pretty decent stuff that I'm using.
That is gonna be way worse looking
to be honest
Oh shit! you're so slow.
Hold on, hold on, I got something to answer you.
You ever seen that Dave Chappelle?
He looks scary, you know what I'm saying? Beat his legs! You ever seen that Dave Chappelle? Skittin' on shit.
Beat his legs!
Beat the fuck out of them legs!
Fuck them up!
Fuck your legs!
Still badly damaged, man. There you go. him
your couch! You got a Okay Someone's dead. Someone's gotta die with this fucking ump!
I'm gonna go get my own ump, and then we'll see what happens. so so What's going on, motherfucker? Oh. He's not happy with me.
Christine, Warren, what do I have?
Clothes, Swapn.
Chill chill chill man.
Shut the fuck up man!
Let me get some doors open for us okay?
Oh man, a wild, wild style here.
A wild style here. The wild style in here. so so so I wonder if this is one of those compounds where the whole thing is military loot, so I should be checking even industrials
and stuff.
Oh baby, it's not that bad. We've got a couple guns possibly set up
here.
Come back over here, man. Feeding before you die?
Yeah.
I'm feeding him.
Oh, nice.
You're a good boy.
You're a good boy.
You're a good boy.
You're a good boy.
You're a good boy.
You're a good boy.
You're a good boy.
You're a good boy. You're a good boy. nice yo man feeding 45 stuff. This is a spot that you can totally scope out
with Sniper Chat so Oh, my God. Look at this, this hill right here has pretty damn good vision.
Get a snack wrap or something up there? um so Okay.
These are not all the funds.
Clearly being helped by devs. Clearly. uh I'm at number three in the cube, by the way, dude.
So... my mom is probably better in this situation at the moment
considering it's got a better magazine and damage. While this is warm with the worst mag, I think we're gonna go up there.
I guess I'm going to start looting actually. Let's start looting a little bit, we'll just take the shack and shut all that fucking
shit up.
I ain't got it.
Actually, shotguns are pretty good.
That's my knife Yeah. Let's do a few.
That one is almost dead.
That's fuck, to be honest with you, don't matter.
Hope that didn't damage it. I'm just gonna go ahead and... We've done that. much love summit yoga Much love, Summit Yoda.
We gotta talk about the Yodas.
You'll get there. You'll get there.
Thanks, bud. I appreciate it. so so so um Hmmmm.
I think that'll find a base too.
Hmm Hmm. I think that might be a dog on fire.
There's a black monster in response to what it is. it's onto our news Got a headlamp, I can go down in the fuckin' dam and get some gas masks and shit. It's definitely not off-the-table.
We've got like a decent start going on this character.
Could be a little better food water wise, but I mean also at the same time it could
be fucking worse than water wise.
Way worse.
I wanna get a fucking nice full auto weapon, good amount of ammo and like a nice bolt action sniper to follow it up.
That'd be the goal. I'm going to be following up with the action sniper. there i'm gonna be going yeah south of indiana pretty soon
what's that miss galen hey um miss cayenne
is it miss kane or mr Miss Kane. Is it Miss Kane or Miss Canaan?
It's gotta be Canaan.
Would be a random capital I in there, right?
Yo, uh... I'd like to be well-
There is, like, heli crash after heli crash out here.
I thought about sniping that by the lightning bolt, yo! Huh. crack after a crash out here
uh... Oh, man.
I'm good.
I'm chillin'.
I'm chillin', chillin'.
Yeah, there's just too many jump scares happening today bros.
To be honest...
Too many fucking jump scares.
How's it looking?
I mean i'm getting a little bit further along.
UMP with the mag, full ammo,
mini AK with the mag,
12 shots...
You know some stuff.
I'm gonna be heading towards the dam right now where we were to...
Try and get a little play.
We're just roaming bro!
We're going to heli crashes.
Oh I know, I know.
I'm loading in by the way dude.
Are you right now?
Yeah
Alright brother, so we're gonna be almost block over that
Actually that server... yeah that servers gonna go down
Bro this SVD is fucking sick.
Oh you mean the S-SVD that we do for Cessna yet?
No it's like literally the SVD, it's a Dragunov I have the Dragunov
Oh yeah that's actually the actual SD
Yeah the actual SD
Let's go, that's huge
That was night vision, bro.
That is honestly crazy.
There's a reason that you can't come back across the passage and get too deep.
Well now we know one, bro.
There's gotta be a secret passage to fuckin'... There's gotta be a secret passage that fucking we got to be something
yeah you're stuck out there don't say that man
i'm gonna fight against the elite of elites from now on oh my god
i want to kill fresh spawn on that guy. I wanna kill fresh spawn on the man
I think that guy will come back in with us by the way
Our teammate
Oh yeah? Yeah think he was uh When was the last time I died to a zombie in this game?
Oh man, I wanna be sure.
Zombies have fucked me and been the difference maker on whether I live or not.
I don't know if they've necessarily been killing the fucking blow, you know?
That's actually
close.
Nice.
Could that be
actually below? It could actually be up here i'm not even sure That actually...
Could it be below?
That's below. That's happening below!
Oh, we gotta get going. It's actually not too far off.
Yeah just don't log in... stay logged in Kevin but don't like go move around too much. Just listen to the chat.
Yeah yeah I'm sitting in there.
There's a little fight going down in Dam. I don't know how much time it is, but I'm
gonna probably just throw my life out there real quick so that I can hear them fighting. so so so so so so so so so That wasn't me. I didn't do that. Going up and down doesn't do that, it's left and right.
There is a guy below my stairs. do that that's left and right so There's no way to drop a nade down there. so so so I can't believe we made it down that little crack. No, there's no higher. so so uh so so so so so so so so so so so Can I shuffle after all chat?
Am I losing it? maybe it was me he hasn't made a noise since
oh that scared me
oh this makes it harder.
Can't really lean. so Is that an eye shuffle chat? so
you so so so so so so so um so I'm gonna get a bunch of shots coming, folks.
Really? Is Nathan in yet or the other guy?
No.
He doesn't spawn in?
Yeah. there so I'm gonna log off on this guy then.
Good luck, Cheese with the run. Yeah, GG's man.
Yeah, GG's. Just let me play.
Alright I'm probably gonna head off for the night then.
Yeah yeah good shit on the run brother.
Alright, yep GG did you see it?
Jeez man, let it...
... Oh yeah, Rez.
Hell yeah brother! Thank you so much dude.
Man I had a geared run
lost it but I'm getting another geared run going
on this guy. It's not too bad.
Yeah, you found a bunch of pretty decent shit
pretty quick there.
Yeah, that was pretty nice actually.
I went around and I think not a lot of people go.
I was like Cayuga
then I went even further south to a different place.
Ontario in the mine?
Speca or something like that.
And then I went back to the mine.
Seneca, I think.
Seneca, yeah, that's what it was, yeah.
Yeah, I don't think I've even been...
I've seen a sign that said Seneca, and I was like
eh, I wanna go north though.
So yeah, I'm assuming not a lot of people
go there.
...... Don't be alarmed, I'll be logging in soon.
Alright... Don't be alarmed. I'll be logging in soon.
Alright, alright.
I'm like reaction shot me in the face.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Good thing my reaction time is a little bit slower.
Unlike you.
Was that you?
After you killed the guy?
That wasn't you, was it?
I don't do that.
It wasn't me, though. Good.
Is Nathan in chat? Brother dude.. Outro Music you too oh I'm in.
Right here.
Um, I don't know, I ask chat if nathan has been responding or
if he hasn't been having a little bit of attention
he's at work though apparently he's uh apparently he's at work.
On a Monday?
You have a good time at work, Nathan. We'll be chilling though, okay? Watch us get murdered instead of you.
Okay so wait hold on, sit back here, sit back here.
Let's figure out what we're doing.
Long service lagging a bit.
Going down to the left...
going up...
and then go into the passage
Only passes for parents is bound. Yeah, we can we can go fishing on the other side of Passage
And then, yeah.
Is your food low?
It's going down.
I'm still white on both of them.
That's some food here still. So we're okay.
We'll eat food before we go in.
I don't know how insane of an animal that is,
but she's mad at someone else. I don't have an insane amount of ammo though, I mean actually 2 bags and 7 out.
I dunno where you'd wanna try it? We can hit a military or two?
Basically i'm sitt on like 140 for my SG5, about 200 for my Scorpion.
I got like 120 for my SKS.
Some pistol ammo, I don't have a crazy amount of...
Actually, I do have enough.
We could do this.
Honestly we have enough
to get all the PvE over there
Do you have any hooks?
I got 20 bones still on me.
Oh, give me some of those so I can make a couple hooks.
Huge. I have a regular fishing hook, but it's badly damaged.
I got a worm.
Yeah we should probably dig up a few worms.
What I'm gonna do is make two hooks, I'm gonna make two hooks for me.
You make two hooks for yourself. When we
get close to the spot
um
I'm going to dig up like five or six
yeah four or five worms exactly. Yeah. We can always kill skellies over there for worms and bones too. Okay.
Yeah, we just turned to the left- did we get to the end of this?
No, we turned back around remember?
Okay
So we want to hang a left to get that exit
Before we kill those guys.
Alright, you let me know when you're ready I'm ready.
Crafting the second hook...
Let's do it! There are two zombies right outside.
I think my brass knuckles broke.
Did it just go completely bright in here, dude? Oh you got a bug then. Can you see bright without a light?
Yeah it's completely lit up. Yeah yeah you're just bugged
Let's get out of here. Sometimes when you log back in down here
You'll get bugged out
So we've got to get you
You'll un-bug once you go back upstairs i mean it's not a bad thing i can see everything in this
yeah i know uh i wonder if people try not to take advantage of it and continue
i'm sure it's a bannable offense
if they get caught,
wouldn't be smart.
You though,
you're going to defend yourself
but there's a motherfucker down here
we'll try to communicate with them
that you are bugged
and that we would like to pass
but if they don't listen
then you know you're killed. You know what I'm saying? But if they don't listen, then you're killed.
You know what I'm saying?
I feel like it's something people try to do
but the queue is so long that it'll be dumb.
Like YOU could do it!
Just log in and out of the bunker... I don't think it's consistent.
I'm pretty sure it's not very consistent, and it would be scummy like I said.
Zombie here. Perfect.
I'm gonna put in here with him.
Can still use some ammo chat 545 and shit
we'll set the room while we're on the other side
kind of like uh you notice him and he got you bleeding.
Plenty of binion adjacent.
But...
Like it should- I didn't have my light on, cause like I could see and then just darkness instantly.
And fixed, that's good.
Cancer shit bug sucks.
Yeah, I got the other stupid bug all the time like black Hanson shit bug. Sucks.
I got the other stupid bug, all the time like last night was
Morris had you know the blood splats
when your bleeding that pop up on screen every once in a while?
Yeah.
Roots Yep. I'm gonna reach...
I gotcha!
There was a gunshot, but that's all right. i got you ah Well, this is like the middle way out right? I've never actually gone out of this spot be far, but better than staying down here.
Yep, I agree.
We'll have to just figure it out on the fly and see where the fuck it is.
I think that's where we murdered those guys, make it as sure as...
Comes through the middle area like that's so weird. I don't even know where this goes.
Sure, those guys did just come through here.
Guess it... you know what?
It might be that middle bridge.
We'll get our bearings, I'm sure.
You know the one across the pipe we tried to meet at but were on different servers?
Oh! You're right actually,. I think that little random tower...
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Look how long this is.
Yo, this is way longer.
You know what it could be?
This is shit in a mansion compared to the other ones, bro.
What the fuck? You think it could be incubation?
No... zero
chance. No cause that's just
a small bunker.
Oh is it? Yeah's not... Yeah.
This is long as fuck!
It's longer than normal.
Holy shit! Walked for a year!
I see the other guy, 100% right.
Let's go.
100% right there brother. Nice call.
I don't know if I've gone through that one either.
I don't remember ever going that many stairs.
Let's go this way.
Keep in mind I have zero stamina, dude.
This is west right here...
We wanna go- I think southwest will always be good for us?
Yeah, it should make sense.
The airfield over there is a thing here too.
Bunker. I'm gonna find some 545 ammo.
He'll find you 55 your 5.56 gun
Bro, no...
I need a KS
Tactical bonus
Oh shit Bro is that helmet better? tactical
and that looks good so I will is there.
Hang out there.
So, last we do this right by Tom's.
This is North Coast. And no longer the Mr. Green Man.
Yep.
It's like a really light shade of greenish?
Oh, it's tan. really light shaded greenish
jeez thanks for the raid, brother. Sorry I failed you.
But uh
I'll get my character
out there tomorrow.
It's gonna be like finding you in fucking Jumanji, dude.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, I've been here for two fuckin' years! Why is the Drinking Red Bull so late at night? Because I plan on staying up for three or four more hours. Not on stream necessarily, two or three heading towards incubation.
Wait what?
No I'm perfect.
Really?
We're just heading that direction.
What is it?
It's a little bit of an incubator.
Oh yeah. It's like a... Wait, what? No, I'm perfect. We're just heading that direction now.
What is it?
Yeah.
We're in between incubation and communications right now
so we should be kind of...
Because from where we were on the bridge
southwest gets us to passage but
southwest also gives us communication so like i get us on that
i got you the perfect pathway
which is not good. Yeah, we don't...
We don't want to risk it too much.
Yeah I was gonna say, getting you a little bit of ammo isn't worth risking the death right away, right?
Figuring out a pretty good camp spot. That's a death right away, right?
I figured out a pretty good camp spot.
For satellite?
Remember that place
that we like to loot
with the two white buildings
side by side
and the rest of the bunkers
or their barracks.
In, uh... Right before
passage, you mean? Yeah, before we go
to like, um...
Before we go to like
dam, we'll hit these military spots spots right one of them. Oh yeah
White buildings the long ones side by side
Yeah
The more you got knocked out at I killed a guy
Up on that hill there you just get a lot
of vision and it's like you would
absolutely catch people going in there all the time
because I feel like it's a pretty
good spot.
So I was thinking about
when I do get a run right Pretty good spot. Yeah, so I was thinking about...
I was thinking about when I do get a run where I got a sniper rifle with the scope on it
and I'm gonna go chill out there for a little bit.
Sit on the hill there?
Somebody should pop that dude't take his gear.
Alright, sorry Kevin.
This guy told me to.
Why don't we go in through the south side this time?
We always go north.
We're already further south, let's
go for a south entrance.
Yeah I think the only few times I've gone in has been
South, we went the airfield.
You and I haven't been in there together yet.
Yeah, me and you have not gotten an opportunity to take
an attempt at it. We got close.
That was the time that the guy
smoked and I fucking stepped out and got hit.
Oh, that's right!
Yeah we were at...we were right before it
And then we got hit in the back
Can't remember who we were with
Just some random...
Gonna go a little bit wide over these rocks. This is a little open.
Actually are we closer to the north end?
Can't tell. Actually, are we closer to the north end?
I can't tell.
Wait what was that? We ARE closer to the North End aren't we?
Let's just go north.
You didn't realize how far north we were.
I guess technically the dam is kind of on the north end of Passage, so that makes sense.
Just gotta get some lunchbox. I'll have a look over there. Just running into some trees?
Disconnecting?
Yeah, I mean yeah. Lagging a little bit there. Don't text me running DayZ
What do you want me to do i thought he did
i thought the server was going down i was like that
yeah that's how it would normally go for us to be honest huh Do you know what happened to me and Cheese when we got to the door?
We go into the door of passage, right?
Yeah.
Open it up. I'm going through the hallway.
I peeked the second...I go through the first door, I peek
the second door. As soon as I go
through the second door, a guy swings me dude
and we both get into a firefight with each other. He's
like fucking holding the edge of somebody
entering.
Me and Cheese killed his ass and then fucking kept going through
it's crazy though. He got what he deserved
being took for bullshit
I don't know if someone can be sitting there
before something actually goes through that door like you can sit there for
hours and nobody comes through i feel like if he is camping a spot where
you barely don't have to use your gas mask essentially you know
yeah and there's there's also three entrances
yeah so you're like you're cutting your odds no matter what right
yeah that's terrible.
And you have to wait five minutes for the door to close in the first place so he was already there for at least that.
Yeah, exactly.
He was there probably for a good half hour. We actually found a guy
outside of it too
that we were like, yo
uh... too that we were like yo uh he talked to us right away he's like yo
we're like what's up he's like you know my friend died
okay we didn't actually see a body now i'm thinking about it right
anything kind of people yeah um so yeah and i was like all right well body now that I'm thinking about it, right? I didn't think like that.
Yeah, and I was like, alright, well
you know, he's like, I'll come off my gun
or my gun down, you can kill me if you want to
but blah blah blah
we're like, just get the fuck out of here
give us 15 minutes to go in you know
what i mean we'll get through fast then we get into a fight with that guy and it was kind
i mean isn't that kind of sus like maybe that was his boy waiting like telling somebody like
and this guy's
waiting for gear
one has gear
one doesn't
he's like
wait
I'm just gonna
stay here
let's go to the
special
well what happened
to the other
guy then?
He never came back through or if he did we took shots at him. He opened a big door we think but way after.
I got into a bush by the way.
I was going to say where the fuck did you just go?
You lose people so fast wait where are you i still
dude that's fucking crazy.
Literally invisible if your...
You see me?
Yo yo!
Yeah dude only from that angle
and now then
yeah one angular that i can see
oh no Yeah. One angle that I can see you from.
Oh no.
Don't cut this down.
Our cover goes down! Wait, what?
What was that? Instant- That'd be funny dude.
Cover goes down, instant headshot
I wanna make a bone knife
Use that to dig up worms instead of using my nice
knife.
I'm gonna get four worms.
Alright, Alright. That's what I like about the other side too, you can just kill skeletons and get worms.
Yeah well you're not gonna like it as much cause now you gotta really kill them cause they will know your there now.
Oh that's what I did last time when I didn't have the mask.
Really?
Okay, okay...
They are not that bad! You can block their hits
Oh so like normal zombies?
Yeah But they're regular skeletons.
There are big skeletons that
I don't think you can block.
Like the tall... They have
much taller skeletons
Don't know if you could block those. The black?
There's some green ones, there are
some red ones...
You'll notice they're like one and a half
times the size of a regular skeleton
You can't block those guys.
Do you want to get a little bit of food
before we go in or are you okay on food and water
at the moment? I think I'll be
white the whole way through if I'm going to be alright.
Eat half of this just in case it's nothing crazy super small
grab one more worm we each have four which is all i mean that's overkill honestly. We caught 8 fish. You know what I mean?
Yeah yeah, we'd be killing it exactly.
We really just need 2 fish each.
That setup kinda sucks. two fish each one fish that's set up kind of sucks okay whole fish is like an hour
all right you ready rumble yeah let's go. so so Oh, that is fucking not promising, huh?
Yeah.
Let's just go get in position and hold for a little while
and we'll see what we can find out.
We could always move to the further south entrance too.
Is that somebody hitting a fucking Claymore, brother?
That was a claymore or a grenade.
Grenade launcher maybe...
It didn't sound like a normal grenade though!
Yeah it sounded fuckin' heavy.
Oh shit. Yeah, that sounded fucking heavy. That sounded way louder than just a regular grenade.
That sounded like a claymore or some shit. I'm not even sure if claymores sound like a claim or assumption i'm not even sure if claymore sounds
like that i haven't heard of grenade launch go off
but i haven't seen it in this game i'm gonna close this one and open
this one. Ready? Yeah
I haven't seen explosive rounds in the game yet
I've seen like smoke rounds
Explosive rounds only come from the mine
Okay, get ready someone can be back back here. Don't get in our shot.
Can we lockpick this? I don't know. For what? Oh, I didn't...I thought we were at the end of this.
This wasn't in, no no no. Yeah yeah yeah.
It's a little scarier than that going in.
Got my crouch walk there? My crouch run, I mean. I've got running in. Should we go in after that to be finding multiple landmines, but it's definitely possible.
Yeah I'm just worried that the landmine did not kill them.
Oh, zombie on our left!
Just walk don't sprint.
Right behind you. No. I don't see anybody in here. Son of a bitch.
Did he hit you?
No, I'm just saying that he's taking cover.
You going here?
I say fuck it dude.
Or should we wait a little bit for these guys to go through?
Who knows how long we'll be in there, dude
Let's give them a little
I've heard people be there for like 15 minutes and shit before, just hearing them.
Let's give him a little. Hold in that corner over there.
You wanna hold on this uh the-the corne-you sit in that one, I'll sit in the one across okay?
We hold this......and we give em them a little time I think.
I'm down with that.
Make sure we get to the other side.
I heard somebody told me they got into a sniper fight
once you get through the passage.
Oh, yeah. We've had
something like that too.
Silent Century...
Me and Silent Century were taking some shots at people
down the hall that
were way down there
with their lights on
and then when I got
in here with Chase,
Chase fucking shot a
guy that was like...
I didn't even see
him.
It was above me
on some stairs and he was like behind didn't even see him it was above me on some stairs he was like why aren't you just
chase didn't even have a light bro he's using my light oh no yeah he got banned for cheating
no i'm kidding.
No, he didn't.
I was like, wait, what?
How did that happen?
What?
Do you need a new battery?
Check your battery
for your headlamp.
I could definitely use one, but it'll be fine. We'll probably find some in there by the time this burns.
You okay?
Are you running
i'm standing right next to you are you moving
yeah yeah try not to move i was trying to come over to drop your battery
yeah it's damaged but it's full and i got like it's damaged but
it's full and i got another badly damage
attack we'll have time to do a little
exchange in there when they go through
i want to see if you're like i want to
sit here for like five ten minutes
yeah just don't want your battery to run out while we're down there
yeah no one i have an extra one over that would suck that'd be one problem huh
yeah but i got three batteries Yeah.
But I got three batteries, so...
Are they undergeared for after passage? Yeah but we're gonna be roaming around there
hitting small stuff What's that?
So you put your filters on the hotbar
Someone's here! Don't move
No, you can't pull your gun bro
You can't do that I didn't pull your gun, bro. You can't do that.
He had to drop it on the ground and then pull it back out or something but you should already be prepared right?
He knows what we're doing. Just be careful. so I'll teach you that door.
It's right up where we came from there. He definitely knows her hair. so I thought that I screwed up.
Those are hearing noise, but I want to take a tap shot at him?
He definitely knows we're here.
I just accidentally pulled my gun out too and didn't drop it instead of dragging it?
Yeah, that's okay. I did it first.
Okay maybe we go in...
We can hold that door.
We could open the door and hold the spot.
I doubt if we're opening it, he'll try to peek, you know what I mean?
Crossing...
Hitting it.
Oh! Hitting it. Zombie here?
That means he's not coming from over there.
Zombies... sure wasn't zombies we were
hearing i'm positive i'm just gonna get loud on
him just keep them keeping the corner him
just we knew he was there bro i... we just needed to kill the FUCKING ZOMBIES, MAN!
How's it going?
No, bro, we- we just need to kill those zombies, brother!
Yeah...
No way we knew the guy was there man.
He's got a bunch of zombies on him.
Did you die?..... You live? No, I got back up and there were like ten zombies so I tried to go loud on them
We just need to kill those guys
get the fuck in the door at that point
we can't be fist-up fighting
what do we know guys?
100%. I mean, I saw him.
We need to just mop those fucking zombies so that we can aim at that shit.
He shot me in the fuckin' back cause I'm sitting there trying to shoot the fucking zombies.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah...
Fucking solenoid bro.
Should've just made the decision quicker to go loud, but as soon as we hit the door
it was fucking loud.
Jesus Christ dude I didn't think that the AK would not one tap them in the body either
I thought they would want to...
Should've just put a couple on their knees.
Did you die right away from the shots in the back?
No, he killed me twice.
Fuck!
Dude we knew he was there!
Sigh... Like, we just need to fucking kill those things man. two of them like back us into a fucking corner, dude. Just two fucking zombies. Just shoot em and let's go! I don't know why I just didn't do it immediately.
Why'd I pull out my fuckin'...my suppressed pistol to kill them. Just fuckin' shoot em, man
Ohhhh bro, it's just dude
We can't take fuckin'
15 seconds to kill those when there's a guy right there.
When do you think he's going to attack?
Right when the zombies are on us!
... I'm sorry, dude.
I misplayed the fuck out of that.
No, I misplayed it too though.
Like we should have just gone loud from the fucking get-go.
From the get-go, as soon as we hit that door, like we have to kill shit.
Like it doesn't matter what comes through, we're loud.
Yeah.
We'll know that for next time.
Yeah.
I forgot that I had the pump action
shotgun instead of the double barrel,
so I shot twice and it didn't happen,
so I pulled out my other gun and tried to reload it instead of pulling
the SKS. I just fucked all of
it up. Your shotguns at that point
in time are so fucking useless compared
your SKS that shits on those things
Your SKS is on a different level.
Yeah, yeah.
That's what I'm saying.
As hard as you can.
Should have had the SKS out in the first place. Just lit him up right away.
We just pop a couple of zombos right there and we're both prepared for this Doofus to push us, you know what I mean? It's just...
We were too preoccupied with
two fucking doofus zombies and we just
ended up next time.
Yep.
I must have hit him pretty hard because he ran and
Wasted in a fucking building
And I got up twice
The second time I was only up for like the second
But the first time
Too many zombies swarmed on me
And he...I should have ran back or something.
I think you could probably fit by that point.
Why'd they aggro you guys and not the guy outside?
I don't know.
Maybe he was in a good spot, crouching.
My first mistake was going silent in the first kill. I should have just gone loud from the get go. so so I'm not gonna be out for much longer.
I thought I was gonna be on a little bit longer, but that run didn't last so we're not gonna be able to do it. Probably next.
Dude, just start a new character and then do it again.
I'm gonna fucking run away.
I started a new new fucking character. so uh Maybe in the future we open that door right away too and get in and just hold the door until it closes, maybe.
I mean, we can.
The only problem was what we were hearing inside.
I wanted to just give them time.
They can hear us open the door and shit.
It's just... I didn't think it would be smart to do right but then we heard that
guy outside we knew he was there it's just i should have known better than
to pull out my suppressed pistol or credit try to kill zombies i should
have just shot them they just ran right by me went
straight to you yeah i should have just and then you got trapped in a new corner
yeah that's what we know we know now you learn from your mistakes and Daisy
We know now we will go right when the guy came through the door
I literally saw him come through the door
I mean, I was literally turned shooting a zombie in the corner at that very moment.
You know what I mean? So, I didn't get to see shit but I knew he was gonna be there
any second cause when the fuck you're gonna push...you know what I mean?
When the enemy's occupied with zombies. Yeah, when you hear guns.
So, I knew it was happening. I just thought I needed to turn around and kill this fucking zombie
in the corner.
And then bop, I'm dead. If I just stared
at the corner, I was good.
Which is what I wanted to fucking do.
Yep.
Well, again, I should-
Again, I should have had the SKS out instead of anything else and...
We know now we go loud in a situation like that.
We gotta know when to go loud against zombies
and not give a fuck about our position.
Shit, sorry guys I forgot about you. Alright let's turn around again.
I wanna look at this....the SGK and the shotgun shot into him...
Yeah, oh bro, fuck a shock gun.
Uh, wait you had an MP5,
a shotgun, AND an SKS?
Yeah.
Listen at some point in time the shotgun's dropped completely.
I just need to not use it. The reason I have this shotgun was for the PvE on the other side, and probably wouldn't be bad for minotaurs and shit like that.
Yeah, yeah, I hear ya.
Just cause you have an extra ammo type, y'know what I mean?
So I was holding all of
so we can get to the maze on the other side and
I should have
recognized that I don't need PvP anymore.
Yeah, PvP is all SKS right there unless
he gets really close to you for MP5.
Which, that was a fine spot for an MP5, to be honest with you.
That's fine.
You can shoot shot at that and you're good.
Like I said, I definitely hit him a bunch.
I survived long enough that he didn't kill me
that he had to be bandaging
up you know what i mean? He was in a good position...
Nice, gotta fuck em' up.
...much sooner.
Yeah. Yeah yeah yeah Yeah, I got you.
And that's always the hard part for me on this game is like...
I should have kept my sights on the fucking door dude and not worried about the fucking zombies man.
You get in a fight and you actually have weapons of enemy that it's not forgiving, you know what i mean?
Like not having played that much you don't get in enough firefights to practice that shit basically.
Every time we die it's like I learn something new...
That goes...
...for that fucking fight! We know next time we go out.
Yep.
Okay. Well, I learned something new there too, chat. You know what I mean?
I gotta not be so indecisive there and I got to be able
to make that call and be like pull your gun out
shoot these zombies you know what I'm saying?
So...
Gotta fucking fix it up.ecisive this gets me killed there Rubber slugs
That's fantastic
My favorite rubber sl, my favorite ammo type
how the fuck did they know?
That's why you get boxes of them all
the time dude
I am on a murdering spree on this character, just like my last one.
So I will be killing people to get come ups. That was good.
Really need like a third hero type of shit.
I wanna be, you need a hero.
You know what I'm talking about? I know exactly what you're talking about, but
I don't know if that's the song for somebody murdering people
It's not a murdering people song I can feel it yeah
you can see here You're a hero to yourself.
That kind of shows how I need a fucking 30- Are you dumb lady?
What
For the for that fight, like I had the 15 round mag for the SGK and a 30 round mag.
Another reason why... if you can't
spray this shit out of the MP5
your SKS, I can't
explain to you how much better that is one bullet of the s casso put him and
put him asleep at least she didn't put them down on the ground you know yep i've only had
the sks one other time and didn't really get to shoot it, so...
It's just a single-tapper. Pop pop pop pretty simple.
It's like a BK that never stops. Keeps going.
Sure. Yep. keeps going sure yep i can be your
baby
ah bros i make too many wrong choices in daisies.
One day I will die so many fucking times that I will become a god of daisy.
One day...
One fucking day. I'm feeling it, What the fuck?
I'm feeling it.
I'm getting closer and closer.
I'm winning more and more fights,
but yeah,
that was a stupid one
to be completely honest.
I should have just let him
be in that corner
completely stuck
and just watch behind.
The problem was we also needed to worry about somebody camping inside the door too, so it's like bro
We need to clean this the fuck up and go I'm so sad I let that go like that, bro. Hmm.
Gotta be better than that, gotta be better than that.
Plain and simple. I need the disinfectant. huh Shit, next time I let my partner get knocked out.
Just keep truckin'.
And just keep on truckin'.
Not doing too bad in the food department at the moment,
not the worst. I've had worse times. That's an Endo helmet, probably take that because
i'm kind of a sucker for these they're kind of cool. I think they're sweet or enduro helmets
whatever suite or enduro helmets, whatever.
Alright... The only thing that makes me happy about restarting a run
is the possibility of killing many people along the way.
All right?
Which one did I start? Want some fish? Motherfucker! Take some!
It's tuna.
I need this.
Trap it in there?
Okay, this is the ending area of the town. I don't think it circles. Does it circle? Maybe it does.
Please, I'll just take an ice
repeater to be both
damaged.
Fuck!
That makes me a sporter. How many bullets? Three bullets. These sons of bitches, these sons of fucking bitches Well, the good news is I'm deadly.
I can kill. Your weapon? It's a.22, but it will kill you.
You notice it almost slices
watermelon in half with 30 bullets.
It was very close.
I've already looted this bitch.
Next, right here, right here.
Right here, yep.
Circles came in through here...
We're going this way.
We dippin'.
We dippin' on this. On this shit.
Oh, fuck! so Just making sure, just making sure I didn't miss any simple shit.
I don't know if I'll need to leave this here.
It's easy.
There's scorpions in here.
Scorpion? No. What is that?
LCR.
Single tap of knives?
Don't mind, I guess.
Red hat, no thanks.
We're moving.
We're moving the fuck out of here. Back to the motherfucking drawing board.
Yeah, this game is all about learning from your fucking mistakes and make a shitload of them
And 3000 hours later bro I'm still gonna be like yeah i did find maverick
i think you've played with him a few times.
Yeah, once on the mosque.
You hook me up with the crossbow?
I'm cooking some chicken now.
Cooking some chicken!
I beat a guy up with the chicken earlier.
You had a chicken in your hand and just beat him with it?
Yeah.
That's not right.
I'm supposed to be people who chase them, huh?
If like this thing's a thing.
Like if you see somebody limping around...
Here's the thing though okay?
Alright.
If your limping around at red health
The last thing you want to see is another human.
You know?
Because how can you not
want to kill that dude who's
already almost dead anyway?
Doing him a favor.
So you're telling me
you just saw a guy
limping around
and you killed him?
That's what I'm getting
from this.
Nah,
I haven't done it yet
but I've done it
a few times.
Oh okay.
It just popped
into your head?
Gotcha.
These dudes were dying so bad one time,
I met them at Airfield on the Moss, right?
We made a fire and everything.
They were dying like heavily.
So much so that a dude died
at the fire while we were making it
and then I was just like
he was like oh shit man. And I was like
oh man how are you? Are you getting close to dead too?
He's like oh no I'm gonna make it.
And I was like nope you're not.
Nope you're not. As I was swinging at him he's like no!
That dude sitting there thinking
oh thank god fire
It's all coming up Milhouse
He just moped his ass We've only known each other for a few minutes boss man, you're not walking around in this
face. Oh poor poor bastard.
That's on him for being almost dead I guess!
This is no fault from putting himself into a situation with the stranger while he was almost dead. You know? That's how it goes.
What if I was a hungry cannibal, ya'know?
Sylvester Sloan wouldn't be dealing with that shit. Sylvester Stallone up in there?
Yeah, he wouldn't be dealing with that shit.
You know what's wrong?
Say it again i said sylvester stallone wouldn't be dealing with no cannibals in that way never mind dude judge dread just read Nevermind dude, nevermind. Judge Dredd? Judge Dredd?
Oh, Judge Dredd. Bro it's been so long since I've seen him.
He gets exiled the first thing he runs into is a bunch of fucking cannibals
Yeah yeah yeah okay, okay. It's been-, it's been so long.
Did you ever watch the new one? I heard that it was actually pretty good.
World A, you know...
...it works!
I liked it!
The only thing
I didn't really like about it
was there was,
like,
a chick that
he rolls with
and she's got,
like,
mind reading powers.
I thought it was
kind of overpowered
a little bit. Oh, they didn't do that
in the original, huh?
I don't recall, but I don't think so
If it did, I don't remember it
Yeah
He should Yeah.
He was just with, um... Who is he rolling with?
Rob Schneider?
No, he was teaching someone Wasn't he teaching someone how to be a judge.
And he was, yeah. Rob Schneider tried...wait no that was demo-
Yeah, Rob Schneider was in that! He's in Demolition Man and
he was in that one. He's a cop in one of them
and then the other he's uh he's actually a criminal right so
yeah no wait a second hold on wait. Wait. Am I getting that right? Let me think.
Pretty sure. Pretty sure.
Let me think. Hold on.
Yeah, you're right
okay yeah
Judge Dredd
in Judge Dredd
he's like
in the trash thing
remember
and like
he's trying to act
like he's a robot
trash
like trash
in the
in the trash
factory
he's like doing the robot voice for it.
Judge Dredd's doing some stupid shit
I knew you'd say that right?
And Demolition Man he's the fucking cop
who says he's making fun of him about seashells and not knowing how to use it
that's what it is
oh man he was all over the 90s he's so great great, man. Yeah, yeah.
I love both those films a lot actually.
Yeah, definitely seen
Demolition Man
a lot more
but yeah, Judge Dredd
has been
20 years
since I've seen it, something like that.
It's worth watching for sure.
Yeah probably if I see it on something I'll watch it again.
I don't even know where i am brother the ends of the fucking earth hey here guess we're going back i've, think about the end.
I'm not where to fuck that in.
Yeah, we're down south by
the mine?
So where do I take a wrong turn here?
Fuckin' hell.
Which one's worth watching, the old one or the new one?
I mean the old one. They're both... Both I would say are worth it.
Old ones definitely better. Hold on, let me think about this for a second.
What are we thinking about?
Who... He rolls with
Sandra Bullock, right? In
Demolition Man.
Who does he roll with in Judge Dredd?
I think it's another
chick that he is with,
but I don't remember if she's
like me or anything.
Yeah, no, I'm not sure. Judge Hershey. Oh, that's right! That is the... Okay I have her face in my head now.
I know who it is.
Oh, yeah.
All right, all right.
It's so funny how you reminded me
of what she looked like
just with the fucking name.
You don't know the actress though? She wasn't like a big name or anything.
Diane Lane, I remember her from life!
Wait, Diane Lane?
Isn't Diane Lane Wonder Woman?
That's...
I don't think so. I'm not sure. I don't know. wait Diane Lane? Isn't Diane Lane Wonder Woman?
That's um, no that's uh
I'm talking about the original
like TV series Wonder Woman.
She's from like, you ever seen...
Jumper with Hayden Christensen? Isn't that his, like...
His mom.
His mom, right?
Doesn't she play as Mom?
Yeah.
Is that her?
I thought that was her.
I don't know.
She was only in Jumper for literally, like...
Yeah, this is the very end.
But yeah, yeah, yeah. It's why remember jumper well i've watched that quite a few times i like that movie i like it a lot dude known as
a bad movie and people say hayden christensen. I liked it.
I like Hayden Christensen, man. I like that movie too.
I thought it was such a good concept
that they definitely could have done better at, but...
I think they should've gone for a second one.
I agree, they set it up for a second one.
Like the full classic type of thing. Classic type, I mean...
I thought it was cool.
I think that's one of those ones that has some fans.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, yeah. We can't be the only two that like it.
Yeah! We can't be the only two that like it. I still don't know if I watched all of them,
I'm not even serious about showing you any more.
I can't remember if I watched all of them.
I know that there were like three, but I don't know if I watched the Rides of the Vikings one.
That's probably the worst one. The prequel?
The prequel is the worst one.
She's not even in it uh
uh kate beckinsale's not even in that one yeah yeah
i think i've seen the three with her but i think i want to saw the last one at once
i think i did too i think i was on the last one once but
she gets pretty strong strong. Pretty cool.
Yeah?
I don't know if you and I went to a theater and saw the third one.
Maybe.
There's like a bunch of movies we went to the theatre and saw together that I can't remember if we saw together.
Me and Caroline got a special place in our heart for like weird,
you know, like Underworld that's been at this series
And we really liked Resident Evil the series
Obviously only... not all
Some more than others in Resident Evil 1
I need to finish Resident Evil, because
I think I've only seen the first three of that one also.
Maybe just the first two?
The second one with her is like
the desert and no that yeah that is the third
one the second one was when they're trying to escape a city that's locked down and about
to get bombed by like jets and yeah. Yeah, they got Jill
And the guy wants you to get
his kid back out of
the city with glasses in a wheelchair
who created the virus
Remember that? Yep Yep, it's got fucking created the virus remember that yeah yep what's his name the dude who played day-day and next friday
yeah he's great did you crash this car because he's checking out some zombie uh some zombie hookers or something
on the corner strippers or some then when the guy asks him if he needs any
any guns he says my is custom Or he says please my shit's custom
and shows his guns
got a couple nice pistols with engravings
I thought he was great in that movie
Probe thought he was great in that movie
never just started shooting in a bush and i was like what's he shooting at there's a guy in an improvised shelter with so much ant it Looks like he has more
ammo than I had last thing.
Improvised shelter being one of those little points
of interest that are just the little single room?
What do you mean improvised shelter?
This guy made an improvised shelter in a bush like just like me to sticks
How would you do that?
He has so much i bullshit oh the first off I'm fucking deadly, bro.
Almost deadly as they come, actually.
Oh. as deadly as they come actually. so Yeah, bro. This guy had like two Baraka sights, shotgun bison, a hunting scope... Like the stuff is in the shelter
like he's been going and looting and then bringing back to the
filter put stuff in there apparently what the That bush tanked!
There we are.
Hell yeah. He said, ow.
Give me a little more urgency than that brother.
I was not going to cut it. Ain't gonna stop me. That ain't gonna stop me.
That ain't gonna stop me!
Imma keep on shootin'.
Ah! I kill a man.
I feel worse killing them with the gun than I do with my fists for some reason.
What? Okay. some reason.
What? Okay. I guess, dude.
Bro this guy had 89.
Oh I need those 357 rounds! Duh!
Stupid!
46-545
You just looted! I don't fuckin'
get it. What do you mean? Don't get what?
What about it? He has a
shelter by a starting town that like
he just has a bunch of shit in. He was trying to cycle
That's so crazy. Potentially right? It's the only thing I could think
of trying to cycle loot
I guess
Never saw his head peeking out of the shelter in a bush and it fucking popped him.
It's actually insane.
Well, find a gun. I got a shitload of ammo. He had a Bizon with no mag though. He must have killed these Zombs.
I didn't even know you could build an improvised shelter. Definitely built this shit.
Yeah, yeah. I didn't know you could build something to store stuff in there. I thought you would just use those to like fucking hide from rain and shit.
Yeah.
It has like a hundred, um... storage on it.
So he was trying to have a little stash at a close town.
So you can just immediately spawn and go to it and have stuff.
Yep, all the stash is completely gone.
He stole all of that shit.
You guys took all his hard work though?
We sure as fuck did.
Like Conor McGregor, maybe.
Taking everything I work for!
Exactly.
I wanna fight your ass!
Conor McGregor just backed out- or had to back out of the fight.
Yeah, um... Injury?
Tom's not had to back out of his fight because he is from Dana White quote violently ill.
Violently ill.
Violantly ill.
Violently ill is the words he chose.
So, yeah, I mean,
I guess that means he's fucking extreme sick.
If McGregor pulled out for that...
if that's his leg, which I think it's rumoured to be
You think its his leg?
That could be him.
That's the rumour yeah
Wouldn't he retire if his leg can't handle it. Yeah, that's toast.
If he can't do it now
It's toast. I mean that was a nasty break right?
Bro, he had another shelter
with fucking vests and helmets on it.
Bro see? He's stacking!
That's actually insane.
Like he has to go further in to pick shit up
And run all the way back here yeah he doesn't give a because
he's trying to he's trying to grind to save himself time and in this area you know what i'm
saying so it's to him it's worth it i mean to me this is kind of worth it you know i guess I think the guy just came back dude no
way that's not like I killed him and all
he had on him was a pair so he ran
straight here.
He wants to know what you guys are doing.
He's probably got another shelter with fucking guns in it that he wants
to go grab and try to kill.
Yeah, maybe.
You guys are fucking them up right now dude
his whole-his whole fucking project he's been working on all day...
...you guys are shitting on me!
Wait didn't I go left into that chat?
Yeah.
When you get a chance type which one you're in there for me.
Yes sir I will right now.
Thank ya.
Typed it. Seen it?
Me and Kev got on, and immediately botched our run.
Wait...
I've been here chad did you do a big circle back to here yeah i did
dude i gotta stop getting so lost my place game i need because when
i don't have a couple, so I'm gonna fucking run.
I'm sorry what'd you say?
You bought your own.
Where the fuck did I go?
We got there and let somebody fucking kill us.
Instead of going, we didn't even get inside, we died at the door
Let two zombies go in and instead of going loud on them we tried to kind of dispatch them quickly
quietly The guy pushed us
obviously we knew he was going to push right?
Little bit quicker than we needed him too
I turned my back to shoot a zombie
and then he shot me
Bad luck.
Somebody might have something on them.
Give me some food, man!
Negative Ghost Rider...
I take that then though. It's 42
versus 35...
Eh, maybe blue wouldn't miss.
Okay! Where do I- where am steering myself wrong here here chat? Let's go back to the fountain at least.
I'm fucking up! Bruh.
This sucks. I'm not gonna lie.
Don't! Don't! Don't, don't, don't.
No bleeding please.
Yeah I already looked here. Keep it going, keep it going,
keep it going, keep it going. Keep it going.
Last time I think we went that way? Right now that's the circle right?
So now we're going this way
Am i going back to the dead end now?
I am, right?
So where the fuck else do I go? That's Cayuga.
I leave Cayuga and take the next right or left.
But not here. Wait, maybe?
No. It should be a right or left in the same spot.
So
I'm continuing forward here.
There's nothing So I'm continuing forward here.
P1 pristine?
I got this, yeah, this is the road to get out of here on.
I'm so sorry guys, I'm wasting our fucking time.
Let's stay on this grass
So that our boots don't fuck up as fast
I'm addicted to official DayZ now,
thanks for the sub summit. Hey, RaptorJazz, hope you like it, brother.
Okay,
I have to tell myself, Summit,
when you leave this little sub area,
please come back
and take a right. You know what? I'm not even going down there.
Yeah, I am.
Right
then a right. Okay? Is that a guy? It's not a right. Okay?
Is that a guy? It's not a guy, my eyeballs are seeing things! My eyeballs are seeing things!
It's getting scary.
They're Would you guys like to be stuck in here forever? Don't dead.
Open inside or something like that.
What's the fucking line?
Okay. What's the fucking line? Oh, did I say it right? Really? Hey hey hey! Let's go! Taking two rides will turn you to a 180.
She's like, what the?
You shush. Okay what the you shush okay you fucking sus you're confusing me
all right brother i got a revolver six rounds ain Eight fucking rounds.
That's a full one, I got twelve more.
I got thirty-two more actually.
What the fuck? Thirty two more revolver rounds?
Yeah.
What the fuck? Yeah. What the fuck, okay. I took like 300 ammo off this guy dude.
I have every like- Every ammo type to ever exist i have all of them. Yeah and i think it ever exists
here Yeah. You wanna share that information?
Yeah, around Cayuga... I'm now leaving Cayugadong
Making my way towards probably Ontario.
Either that or we're going to go try
and get geared at South,
it'd probably go through Ontario
to the Speck or whatever you you know I'm saying that one. It's just like a counter
Might just you know not get too crazy
And moving fast on this run, but just
efficient Like see how efficient
this is can of peaches can't get more efficient than a can of peaches can
of peaches is really good it's tasty dude. It gives you triple water, triple food.
I also found some canned pork.
Canned pork is also delicious in the same way that peaches are.
Yeah, that's true.
He's a Mosin.
Yeah, Maverick has a Mosin with like 100
ammo also.
What? also
and average cheaters no
you know people
he took the most of that that dude. And uh...
He also had 100 Mosin ammo apparently
He carries 100 Mosin ammo
Unless you know you're gonna kill a guy for a mozambique.
And pork again!
God damn it, I'm the best!
The fuckin' best.
Kevin...
The survival master.
That's what it sounds like dude.
I can spot a can from a mile away
I am jelly AF
Yeah, i can find a can of jelly
I'll give it to you You are good at finding this fucking
strawberry jam, I'll tell you that much. Jar of jelly, I mean. What is that?
Skinny jeans.
I'm more of a straight jeans kind of guy
like the street gene I'll go Ontario before Onondaga, because Ontario is closer and there will be decent loot there.
Purple backpack, brother. I can see you a mile away!
Check the roof of the snack hut? Nah, I don't...
You know, I know stuff is up there every once in a while dude but I swear it's fucking 99 to 1.
When it comes to success rate on it. I i just hear a wolf by the way so Alright, I just arrived in Ontario.
Coming up.
Alright, let's see if I can get some loose skis.
Realistically, I need a fucking armor right now and some better clothing it's a little bit less noticeable
we'll run on over to you then uh where are you guys at o Oda? Odendaga?
Uh, we just left Elgonk.
I'm just gonna head this direction but we don't know where to start.
Yeah, we're just running heading south
there we go a little bit more ammo chat five shots of the bk now
that was electrical repair kit we keep this on us for, answer yes.
22s My two's. uh so so Alright, here it is. Here she blows on Ontario and let's see how many people are around.
Nighttime too.
A little stretch in first.
It's kind of funny how different I play this game.
Nemo, uh...
You have to understand that I'm not in a big rush to get across
Passage. I play
Cherno the same way. I'm not in a big rush
to head to the north towns. i feel like there's a lot of action to be
had in the southern areas and enjoy my time gearing up you know what i said
that's just
how I do it.
I told myself a while back, like, I wouldn't even leave
South Chernarus
until I had, like, some
decent enough loot to be able to handle myself
Like snipers, full auto-ups
Or shotgun counters
Just like a full setup basically
So I play this the same
No hurry for me to get cross passage That's kind of why I haven't gone in a little civilian fights too. sometimes Thank you for watching! A little bit of food there. She wasn't having any sweets, right? Come on. Come here. I'm just gonna go in here and make sure nothing's wrong.
This zombie never aggro me though so I have a filter on him. so I don't know if this is fine. And then, huge.
You say something. Did you just breathe? On the mic?
Or was that any again? I don't think so.
Ugh! uh uh I took advantage of my acuity here. so so I don't like
caterpillars that much
how long could you last in real world daisy
i don't know i definitely wouldn't want to leave the house for a really long time. I got it. grab it? I guess what, you're right. That's the way.. uh no so so so I can't deny it, this is a little bit better. Chill.
Aw, thought I didn't have the fucking fist sound.
You know what I hate? I hate punching zombies and ruining my fucking gloves. It's kind of annoying.
It's either that or ruining your knife, eh...
...or your big- mailer weapon? Meh...
Hm! so so All right. uh I fucked up both of, passage runs today.
So we're trying to redeem ourself...
...a little bit but... We don't have a lot of time.
We're gonna just-
Tomorrow's going to be the passes day bro.
Tomorrow I will not fuck up.
That's the last last up on that passage uh so so so I hate this P1 bro, it's ugly.
Well, it's a backup weapon.
You might need it. Do you think it's not going to do as well as a Magnum, but I've run out of Magnums? um two Hold up, this is going really good.
Hobo phase!
Extra mag, or extra bullets?
Let's go!
Interesting spawn location.
Love your shapes. Yeah I I am blue. Thanks brother. Appreciate it.
These guys are...
These- these-
These are feeding.
I'll have another P1 mag
Okay It's warm, it works Okay
It's working I barely got three gas masks, I got two filters ready get the mask I think rider jacket's gonna keep me...
I don't like the writer jacket that much
but all black right now nighttime um we both found options
weirdly bright green it's kind of man
are you guys looting this was just the broken
military by the broken bridge that you were talking about with
the two shitty white buildings.
Yeah, three gas masks in there and two Uggs.
... so I'm gonna go to the other side. Beat her this time, dude.
No hurry!
Get some of this... Let's see what else.
Ah! whew I'm saying speedrun and like get the stuff we need.
Yeah, gasmasters all that shit.
Kinda pissed because I saw this thing on the ground
And it was a fucking NVG headstrap I and it was a fuckin' NVG head strap.
I thought it was a...headlamp for us.
Oh yeah, that's just nuts.
The one that holds night vision goggles that I've never seen before?
Yeah apparently Chi is cheese going this is first
fucking play on the map you know oh yeah what
he said they're super rare right one percent
one person apparently you fuck people up with those if you like drop flares
Nothing to add
Yeah exactly, are you really gonna take flares and drop them in there for the one percent chance? find something I'll try my gear on here.
I like the jacket though, on. A little bit nicer.
I'll take that.
A little bit
nicer on your eyes, I know.
Hot, I'll tell you what, moving all this shit over sucks. Let me just double click.
You can but it puts everything in the spot. I don't want that to be there.
We're looking here for headlamps.
Looks like Maverick has a headlamp, so we need two. Yeah, if you find a bison or ogmag then I'll give you one of those.
Gavin the loot guard!
No we found him. We just found a guy that had makeshift base
Dude I'm with Som peeking out of the fucking bush.
Killed him and got so much shit on him dude.
He had like three four hundred ammo
two vests
five helmets
he just had a bunch of shit.
That's the gear I sorted then!
He is...
Oh, I know this.
Yeah that guy is probably recycling
Caught him!
Look at his pants down.
Oh, that's probably what I want to find right now.
Have you guys checked out the MAP server yet? Or is it still getting...
Yeah, it's working pretty good.
I just get shapeset more on there right now.
I tried playing it late at night and can't because
It was 50 out of 50, I leave the server
And that's 31 out of 50. I leave the server, it has 31 out of 50.
Yes, it's on grow.
I can't have that many people just trying to be in the server only
and just try to go fucking see me
and kill me or whatever the fuck.
If I do go play in it,
I'm going to keep it low- key and probably not late at night.
Makes sense.
It sucks bro, it sucks. We're getting fucking hellish here tonight. People want to stop
going into the same spot and fighting
Yeah, whenever I'm at a normal generic server the fact that it's hooked to a server in exactly the same circles and stuff probably makes it that little bit worse with people just
popping in.
That's nice, 50 people! Wow! Almost on Terry, though. uh ah I know the Snackers miss out right now, little gremlins. and
the All right. Oh shit. Found a fucking patch fest baby, let's go. Hell yeah dude.
I got-I got a pristine defender.
You said it was like the second best one under plate?
Yeah.
I'm gonna try to get him out of here.
Okay.
I'll just do that.
I don't know if you can see me but I have this thing on my shoulder.
I've been trying to get up there for a while now and I think I'm getting better at
doing this. I'm not sure how much I can do. I'm not sure what I can do. I got a pristine Defender. You said that's like the second best one under plate?
Defender, yeah.
Yeah, Defenders do it. It looks pretty cool too, I think.
I think Depress V the press rest is kinda ugly.
Not a lot of things camouflage so we're gonna go with blue.
Sometimes it can look cool if you got like a nice little get-up for it,
like a little civilian get-up for it.
True.
You remember that cartoon from back in the day?
Defenders of the Earth? That was a good one.
I doubt it's Defenders of the Earth...
It had like the phantom uses dude in
the purple you know the phantom i think uh
what's your man who played that from 30 rock he got in trouble for that
that situation on set what What's his name again?
Alec Baldwin, I think he played the movie version of it
It was him and a couple other kind of heroes
Like an OG 80s cartoon, late 80s culties
Oh yeah, Whew! We're finding Woo!
We're finding food, we're finding loot. Not really
a whole lot of loot. I wanna find like a fuckin' sick sniper man
What do you want to find sick sniper apples in? man.
I'm gonna go find six sniper rifles in this map... Yeah, dead falls pretty brutally if you don't really get a good 10-15 minute start.
I chill out on these starts for sure.
I don't like to rush too much on them.
I mean, it's just... You're riding with one wrong person at a military
day!
... Yeah You say something
Just I think he is on there. There's no way you just randomly roll over like that. That's just insane, what are you doing?
What do you just like rolling around for?
You see me crouching crashing why are you curious so It's probably in there. so so dude what What?!
You see, your guys' AI is the worst I've ever seen. By a million.
This guy opens... Imagine this guy
opens the door to let the zombies in,
as soon as you do that, your zombies start
attacking some random guy way farther away outside
i don't understand that so Oh, there's...
Fuck you, Daisy. You guys fucking suck.
That's crazy, dude. I lose that because my entire
everything that I used to sneak
there is completely gone. Because why?
This dude opens the door, he's a foot from them,
He has the original aggro on him,
And they run across the field
To somebody else
Like what the fine is that Like, dude, your fucking zombies need to work a little better than that?
What the fuck are they even aggroing?
I'm sitting over there crouched, even moving the guy opens a door a foot away from
them as soon as he opens the door they run
across door they run across.... so so. Oh, bro.
Like, dude, talk about like this guy having no idea I'm there opens the door and just
watches zombies run across the door to somebody.
Like how fucking stupid is that, man?
Why am I running? Why are my rags already damaged? Oh, I... It's just...
It's absolutely pitiful.
The level of dumb shit
that zombies do.
It doesn't even make any sense how that guy doesn't get a single zombie on him and i get three oh he died she's making the noise i'm not even within noise range but these dudes are just spotting me across
the little courtyard i'm crouched up against a wall like
i don't know what the fuck I'm supposed to do there.
Okay.... Summit, did you stop shooting at him
because you thought you had him? No.
Because he was doing fucking circles around me and I didn't know if I was gonna be able to just fucking spam all my shots at him right there,
He was literally sprinting.
Then I fuckin' tried to line up my last shot with the fucking point fire and it was done.
What?
He said let me know where he's going, but it went that way.
Who cares?
I don't even fucking know.
Iran. Sight worth of time.
This game is fucking cheeks dude,
you guys are zombies bro. How can you have a zombie
game where your fucking AI is that horrible?
Like
have them go after the fucking sound
in that fucking area
and if they're going after the sound of an area
not have them spot me all of a sudden from across
a courtyard like what the flying is that all of a sudden his vision gets better
where i was creeping before i can no longer creep because the guy opens a door
in a completely different location?
It should still be going after a noise within a certain like fucking radius.
Run straight by it, dude.
That's 20 years of fucking zombie aggro right there, bro.
Oh yeah, dude.
I fucking hate you guys.
Waste so much fucking time on this game, dude.
Zombies dictating fights way, way too much it's a joke so Zombies were right next to the door and aggroed on the guy who opened it.
Somehow, three of them came running over to me.
This is dog shit, dude.
Okay. this is dog dude Oh my god, dude. Just wasting my fucking time on this game today.
I swear to god that was bps. That guy would have been dead 100%. Anyway, what the fuck's going on here?
Let's gear up and kill some bitches. I don't even know if I fucking want to.. so so so so.. so.. so I always recommend when you buy these headphones that you do so
with a sound amp,
or an amplifier.
They're very low
There's not really shit you can do about it.
Download VoiceMeter and fucking raise that shit via a program.
That'll probably work. uh so I'm sorry. No!
Dumb as fuck bro. Dumb as fuck, bro.
Dumb as fuck. Got it dude, yeah right through the fucking grandma holy shit man god dude I would like to watch a daisy dev play their own games.
That's what i want to see, I wanna-I wanna see what that looks like
I'm interested
I'm interested in what the fuck it would look like for you guys one of you guys to play your own game
would it be smiles and adventure the whole time or would you get a little bit
fucking frustrated due to the stupid shit that you guys have added i don't know i'm curious It's the dumbest
fucking shit I've ever seen, dude. Zombies fuckin' hitting...
Zombies fuckin up your outfits and hitting a bleed about 70% of their fucking attacks is an absolute dogshit type of fucking mechanic.
Man! He's an absolute dog shit type of fucking mechanic. Talk about the fucking stupidest, tedious shit I've ever seen in a video game. Oh yeah, that's not kidding. ah hmm Alright, we're almost to Huron.
Killed a couple people on the road so I got you some extra shit Okay. Oh boy.
Jared, are you running up a road right now?
Are you running on the road? Yeah I'm on the road.
You're proning? Right now? Okay that's not you then.
I-I'm on the road
Um I'm on the road. I have no idea where I am though.
Did you go in a house-bosh? No. I'm with some other people as well, so it's probably not me. okay so so so..2 miles away.
I read that give-you-away sign, if you know what I'm talking about Jared?
Yeah. Gotcha.
Alright. If you want to start Gotcha, I'm just chillin' on time.
Alright...
If you wanna start heading to the south end
To leave there
We'll be right there
Actually
Maybe we'll come in and get filled up on water and
all right Yeah, come in. Can we get some love in the chat? Love the streams bro.
Thank you, brother.
I do appreciate you man.
Appreciate that.
I'm just fucking annoyed it's late so...
Stupid shit has happened today man. Stupid shit has happened to them.
Stupid shit.
Lots of fucking stupid shit, man. stupid Alright, we're about to be at the water.
Yeah, at the water right now.
Is that you?
Mmhmm
You wanna come in the building real quick so we drop your shit?
Go on over there Yeah Yeah.
Sorry, I'm just fucking...I'm just Ubering around today, sorry.
Pfft! I'm dead. No, again? How'd you die?
I don't even know.
I... I don't even know.
I looked away,
I was just going to the hospital.
Okay. I'm sorry wait you shot me
yeah cause
I ran up on a dude in green
and I was like
No
And then you said yeah
So the other guy
Because I was talking in game
And I was like come in here
And I thought that guy
was going to come in
Wow guys The attention that we dropped.
There's a rando,
I guess.
I didn't even notice him.
I didn't see anybody else.
I didn't have shit anyways.
He has Bloodthirst was appeased at least
No that's not
I was just trying to make sure
That somebody didn't come in
Yeah it was like all this time really, like where you at man? Where you at man? He's coming for that kill bro.
Little stretch Stretch... so.. so so so so um uh so um so I'm just going to leave it anyways. otherwise hmm Alright. That's it.
This is crazy.
Crazy day. so so Alright. Nice,, Mohawk.
Mohawk?... It's okay, Chad.
It's not a big deal.
Kevin, he's new to daisy
he's gonna make a million mistakes i've done the same thing 100 times That was just unfortunate because I didn't see the guy that he said is at YouTube.
I thought he saw me, right?
The planet's alive for that shit. i thought he saw me right that's just the planets alive Yeah, if I wasn't fucking pissed about the life before that, I would have been calming a little bit more too.
You never kill anybody.
You're a peaceful guy.
I'm actually starting to change my ways a little bit more because of yesterday and today
and shit, I'm like doing a lot more fighting
doing a lot more killing
doing a lot more ruthless shit
so I'm just kinda
I feel like I've had enough
fucking teaming and shit
like that.
Not successful. I'm going to go ahead and get the Oops.
Alright, here we go. I'm watching a dev play.
I'm sure they do fine, I'm watching a dev play.
I'm sure they do fine, I'm just fucking... I'm just like it's annoying as fuck
that your clothes take damage so quickly,
and you can take a scratch at such a high percentage of taking
a hit. It just is tedious and annoying.
And could be the difference maker in a fight, and they already have enough fucking...
They already have enough pull and sway
And dictating in a fight, you know what I'm saying?
Throwing a little bit extra in there?
Fucking A bro. It's like why?
And not to mention one scratch will fuck-
One scratch will deplete your blood quick.
It's no joke, you're shit is done man
You can't just let one scratch sit there and bleed out
Because it's not like a little fucking baby that you're putting neosporin on these guys
apparently just fucking slashed down your whole fucking arm and your shit bleeding
out as you're looking for bandages cause that's what it... Apparently how that shit rolls.
It's a little fucking crazy
how fast you lose blood
as well
and the high percentage chance that they attack you, ruin your clothing, have to deplete your resources,
and hit scratches. I just think it's tedious, annoying, and dictates PvP a little too fuckin' much.
It already does that enough...
When the whole fucking town of zombies comes after you
with one fucking gunshot
and then can't decide between what
fucking target it wants to go after back and forth so Man, what a day.
Been losing fucking characters through stupid means today, man.
One of them I just completely myself just botched the fuck out of it
And was like why did I just botch that one?
It's ridiculous so ah I don't know....
And they're just like... They go- Look at that.
How do they go from this fucking stupid now
to, oh man I'm spotting you across the
fucking field from some sound that i heard a foot away
from me
seeing you across this car i just beamed this motherfucker across the fucking
you know what i mean? Like, dude, no
fucking way, man.
No fucking way.
... But then the dude does that.
While he's aggroed on me. Where are you?
Trying to find my way to Mohawk.
We'll be at Mohawk. We'll be, we'll be Mohawks to run up. That would suck!
That would fuckin' suck! legs would be on fire my heart would be fucking about to burst out of my chest.
Gasping for air.
I'll sub that, butopex? Hey brother.
Dopex! What's going on?
DopexDopex is getting nap-ics. in map x.
That's so good. You ever done the Manitouan Climb?
Well fuck no.
Haven't found food, I'm dying.
I'm going to die from this, though. Alright, so somehow his Mosin got duped. So we have two of them.
So you've gotta mose'em.
I suppose that's better than most
other weapons in the game!
Yeah, also got a stomach that is
hungry, so I'm working on that part.
I think it went the wrong way. It went to a construction
side. Fuck!
Gotta go
the other way, Chad. Oh, I know what you're talking about! You went left on the road instead of right?
Correct.
But yeah so he's triple carrying so he dropped his gun to fight zombies before the server went down and picked
his gun back up we walked back in there was another mozen on the ground what's that
weird weird I can tell a lot from a man, from their fighting.
I could tell a lot about a man from the way they take on Zabbies in a one-on-one situation.
I can tell a lot.
I could pinpoint his about 200 hours.
How's it going?
All good.
How's it going with you? What's your name?
I'm Joshua.
What are you up to?
Looking for food. Fighting? No, that's just a...
That's just a assistant
muscles
so
we have to discipline looking for a snack What are you up to?
Just looking for a snack. There's a bunch of deer on the hill over there that were looking tasty, but I couldn't do anything with them. Yeah they're too fast.
Alright, I don't think I'm going to find much here. I've got to go down the other way of the road. He's gotta come this way.
I heard him open a can.
You know what I mean? All the Namal's BS versus this BS, which is worse than Namalsk.
I'm not even talking about map BS, I'm talking about fucking zombie AI BS. so so There's zombies get buffed one more time and the boss will be unbearable. Oh, these motherfuckers forget that PvP is in their game or what?
You know, PvE should only dictate so much.
God forbid you shoot a fucking bullet at somebody dude how much fucking consequences that comes with
it's a black desert online bro you front of flagging me red
dude the zombies are attracting me more now like what the fuck's going on back. Somebody been here.
I might get sick from this mask, actually.
I'm taking a chance.
I don't care if I get sick a chance. About to be sick no matter what,
to be honest with you.
Stomach.
The no food thing about to make me get a little bit sick.
I haven't found anything. Damn.
Give me something to work with, brother. Otherwise...
This fucking sucks man!
Fuck loot dude, why would you need that?
What the fuck do you mean loot?
This guy left a pristine machete, dude. What a dupess!
Ugh! Oh, jeez.
Kid, zombies! If you're gonna be around in abundance
it'd be nice if you dropped some fuckin'
food man! Please!
Yeah, just take it.
Just wear these.
Just wear those.
Yeah, yeah.
Just run on the fucking forehead
and pretend like they don't hurt.
You know?
Oh, man. Uh... here.
Bro, it's a fucking picnic area.
You have belts not fucking food.
Someone had to get cut up here
because he probably couldn't find food
Probably have him eat a little bit of his leg.
Oh, you f...
This way right?
Do I go down here?
What do you think?
Fuck. I don't know which way I was going.
It has to be this way.
I can't eat the meat. Now listen,
The thing about hunger is it takes a long Ass time to kill you
But it still is annoying
As fuck
Either way,
no one probably goes down here because it's way out of the fucking way. I got you. You got a guy trying to kill you? Yeah, he's right there.
He's right here.
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Yeah, I got something. Hey man.
Yes?
Sup? What's up?
Can I help you?
Say what, sorry? Can I help you?
I feel like you just tried to kill me.
You're trying to pretend you didn't.
No, no, no...
I was saving you from the zombies.
That first shot didn't seem like it.
Yeah, I'm using makeshift bots that's what
Anyways, I was trying to figure out... Yeah, I'm not sure.
I was trying to figure out where I am.
I was thinking that I need to move south through Mohawk but I think it's north actually.
Yeah you were near Mohawk, I'm trying to find my way to Mohawk
Yeah I was going the same way. Which is, I think... that way.
Yeah, not sure yet.
Do you need some food. Yeah.
Okay, thank you. I appreciate it. You're a fisherman?
Yeah, I caught like five fish
Just grouped up with some randoms but but some guy had killed one of us and I had to kill him.
Took his crossbow, but now the other rando just ran away so we can take these.
Gotcha. Well thank you you I do appreciate it.
I'm gonna be heading... Not good at...
Yeah, I gotta get to the rock so we can...
I mean, more.
... so Come up this way. Did he drop that? Nice fella. The compass says follow the rope.
Was he a knower? Not everybody recognizes my voice chat.
I'm gonna start changing it.
Hello, I'm Dave.
Yeah. Oh yeah! We can go that way.
Is it right, right here I think? so I can't say the word brother. heading north everyone's a knower or sniper according to chat? Nah, it's just...
It's only the ones that kill me. They're snipers. so Hmm.
Hmm.
Do you think there's a barrel in there?
. Can you give me matches? Matches. I'm gonna need six.
I don't have any matches, so...
I'll just go with the one that's in my bag
and then I can get a new pair of
matches for myself.
I think it's prettyes. I'm gonna need six.
Straight up firewood, really.
Boom. Boom.
My fishing. oh so I'll go somewhere else. so so
get out of here, man.
You want me to bark? so so so so so We shouldn't need more than this fish.
This fish is like ultra good.
Anybody took a freshie?
Yeah, that's me.
Yeah I'm cooking a fish again.
Okay.
Appreciate it. Yeah I'll see you there. I'm going to the other people.
Yeah, I see you there.
This guy hooked me up with three things of fish.
He just fuckin lost a one-five?
Hell yeah bro! I mean, hell yeah, that first thing are yours.
It's got his like fuckin iron man I feel that, bro.
Man, think we're going the right direction now.
The fucking three-way sign misled us.
It said Mohawk this way so we followed that road all the way and it did not go to Mohawk. We all know you look a good freeway as well, Cap.
Only the devil's kind! I'm assuming you know what that means, Bosh.
How do you know David's voice? Shut up!
I was a Catholic schoolboy was it a Catholic schoolboy?
I have no idea what you're talking about.
I am not tempted by the devil.
Yeah, you still know what I mean. still no ramin You're not tempted by the devil, huh?
What if the devil offered you
like fucking dope-ass Star Wars movies from another universe,
You know what I'm saying? That didn't get made in ours.
Whoa whoa! Holy f... Yo are you some kind of ninja man?
It was just Just getting this
Yeah for your soul
For your soul
Jared's like, hell yeah.
Now the fish is good for now.
I do appreciate it.
I just cook these.
You know what I mean though,
boss?
You don't think,
you know,
you being a big movie guy and there's something, What if he can offer you the best movies from other universes that were never made in our own.
What's the exchange here Jared?
Damn dude...
Some crazy shit like your soul or something
Your Soul bro
you see turtle damnation like but you're gonna watch movies
while you're alive dude yeah new star wars
from myself
come on though the best movies from all
alter universes
i'm just saying that That'd be crazy.
Maybe some information that nobody else has,
you know what I mean? Who assassinated JFK,
that type of shit.
Of all the things he could fucking offer me,
Nicholas Cage just shows up in a Hawaiian shirt
and lets you know?
I mean, the devil...
If he's into those movies
he must be
a pretty cool guy.
I mean, if you want to
hang out with him
for eternity
it might not be that bad.
Right?
All I'm saying is I might enjoy movies but the devil's gonna
have to offer me more than just like
unlimited movies for me to pass up my soul
you know?
Now Jess listen. What's your soul really You know That would just... Listen.
What's your soul, really?
You know?
Well I mean you say that now but when you're faced with eternal domination it's a bit of a game changer, you know?
All I'm saying is that'd be insane bro.
Think about like The Matrix with Will Smith, you know what I mean? You wanna watch that tomorrow? Done.
I'll give him my cell not to watch that.
Did I just see the reviews of it?
Wasn't that Men in Black?
No, that was Wild Wild West.
It's a good movie!
Getting jiggy with it.
Dude, he knows that's crazy good stuff.
That's good stuff. That was a good song as well.
That wasn't that horrible by the way, I don't know why.
Yeah, I don't think it was very good.
I'd like to see Wild Wild West with Keanu Reeves though. I'll watch that.
How about...what if Keanu Reeves
Constantine II might be a thing? or he wants to do it or something like that.
He's talking about it in his business.
What about Die Hard with Keanu Reeves?
Well, listen. We can't just make stuff only...
I mean who knows actually.
I guess it's limitless and what could possibly happen.
Limitless with Keanu Reeves.
What about Keanu Reeves? What about... We can't just make things up and the guy can...
What about Keanu Reeves?
What about Keanu Reeves in a Star Wars movie, bro?
He's Skywalker of some sort.
At least he could be a dumb Jedi.
I think you'd be a great Jedi. That's what he meant to say.
I wanna see Idris and his team. I want to see, um...
Jared you're not running for the field right now are you? No I'm on a road.
I hear people shooting though is that what's going on back there?
Yeah it's our man. Is that you guys shooting?
Yeah.
You guys are shooting at the guy on the road aren't ya?
You guys shootin' at a guy with a crossbow?
No some guy in the field.
Purple backpack or some shit?
I didn't kill shit he got him.
This was in the middle of a field maybe they're different shots
Here I'm gonna shoot in the air real quick
Go ahead. Tell me if you hear it
Hear it?
Yeah.
Okay, yeah.
Did he say your an Indian cell phone?
Yeah I want to see him as 007.
He just helped us out so much.
Have you guys ever seen a TV show called Luther?
It's a British TV show
so you might have seen it over in the States but...
Yeah, I watched all of that.
Wait is that on net- isn't that on Netflix? Yeah. It's the devil right?
Satan or whatever?
And he runs a bar? Oh okay what the fuck
is that then?
I swear to god that's us. Okay.
Luther is like an FBI or CIA or MI6 or one of those shits.
Yeah, I feel you brother man.
I feel you.
It's just a pretty dark detective show I'm gonna shoot again Jared and hey I'm getting the plus yes We're in a field like right up against the fence line
Yeah, most wide open field we killed this guy you can take his shit. Oh that's called Lucifer
Not Luther.
Yeah, Luther...
I'm gonna start dropping shit on this body Jared
Your weapon is Wukil. I'll take all that shit on the ground.
Sup dudes!
You want to IK?
I gotta chill for a second, I've been running for so fucking long.
Um, I don't know...
Yeah, I need a backup for the Mosin of some sort
For close range
Uh, yeah all I got is that
I got that AUG
I want you to take that too
Just so we don't have it
And give me ammo for that too, just so I don't have it. And I can use ammo for that too.
Hopefully with my mag.
Oh yeah...
Hmm, okay.
Is that or do you want this bison?
Also no mag.
Doesn't matter to me.
I use the IJ as my backup weapon make sure you grab that gas mask
five five six 5, 5, 6...
What's the Mosin take again? 7, 6, 2, 3, 9?
Or no.
I got a bunch of ammo for that BK-18
if you want to take that too.
Really?
Now the Mosin will handle all that range.
I gotta fuckload of ammo for that.
This guy's got a backpack, is it fixed? No. If I don't have a bag do I now?
It'll be challenging here, let me think.
And we can just go down to the water and fish real quick?
Nah... water and fish real quick. No, I don't need a fish.
No? Okay.
I just got crossbowed.
I hate this game.
No, you didn't.
Bro,
I've been having
just the worst morning.
That's all.
I was killing a zombie and this dude just like silent assassin me for like
alright I didn't see him, he just hit the crossbow.
Silent fucking assassin you of there, bitch.
Here take all that ammo for the pistol.
Oh what?!
Holy... What the fuckin' rohey kind of ammo is that told you dude got everything here
I'm gonna get an armor...
Oh, I can put this in my pistol slot until then,
I guess.
Give me a little space.
I'm not gonna go danger. Fuckin' danger.
Let's go with this.
Alright. Okay. I'm not gonna go Derringer. Fuck a Derringer. Let me float this.
Badly damaged. Do you need a bandage roll? I'm actually going to drop this badly damaged mag.
No, no,
wait yeah.
Fuck um okay
Yep I'm only using the pristine mech. Alright I'm good let's go.
We gotta hit military spots so that we can...
I need to get armor.
Alright, let's do it. What's going on, F?
You got a long time no see?
Yeah I bet. Hope you're good.
Been well, been well. First life on. Not too shabby.
Just first...
Killed some weird people right away so it was pretty nice.
Nice.
Bro, it's been that long!
Like I met him...
...after our first death.
Like literally right then.
We're pretty good and we haven't even gone south yet past the bridge.
Yeah, we got a couple military spots would be good.
I just need to get an armor and I'm fine.
You know how I knew it was him Jared?
I heard gunshots into town
And then we started drinking water.
And i was like, what's up dude? He said, what's up?
I just killed those two guys over there because they were French
Are you french?
And I was like, oh what's up man
No way
Every time, bro! I've met him three times
he's asked me if I'm French every time.
He must have just been
done dirty by somebody who had a French accent.
I've been warned on this server by multiple people, like don't trust the French guys on the server!
No way! Dude we murdered them last'm getting the shit out of a French guy right now. What are you talking about?
We murdered them last time they came down
the fucking thing actually.
Remember when the English guy
The English tribe was their translator
He's like,
I've heard it with two French guys so
Yeah turns out he was running with three of them.
The French guy was the nicest guy!
I know, right?
He's like, bro, I'll come out right now.
As the fucking negotiations are escalating
into the bad area, he's like, bros I will
come out without my gun.
Exactly dude.
Even Wendy when I first met Wendy she said Yeah don't trust the French people on here
Interesting
There must be a language barrier dude
So it just ends up going south
Let's roll
Like i said it was the English motherfucker that was
uh...the guy who was escalating shit yesterday
Yeah he was
That shit was funny. He's basically telling us to fuck off!
We're like, respectfully!
End of the being a dope ass fight. That's guy assassinated guys. That's team that'll be the best fight we are your fuck
Team non France
China number one, bro
Bro don't make it to training server come on i'm gonna do it just
just bringing the h1z1 vibes bro okay
taiwan number one.
We hit with the police station and the little police outposts
and the barracks? That's right.
Here Matt.
But on the other side of the wooden house...
I bet the English guy was the guy who escaped!
Dude, you think so?!
That would be insane!
He baited all of them
i mean anybody who was like listen they must have been thirsty for
blood bros because you that's the it was the worst spot to push out of known demand
the worst i didn't hear what she said sorry
i said the china number one thing did that come out on h1z1 or was it yeah
yeah i mean i didn't hear any i did that come out on H1Z1 or was it just a big thing on there?
I didn't hear it any place before that. I heard it from
H1, let's say. Yeah, because there were a bunch of Chinese
people on fucking H1Z1 and they were all
fucking good at it. I'm not even sure, yeah but then
everybody would start saying it, even just people that
weren't...you know, they're just fucking around
One guy said it on a stream right?
One Chinese guy said it on the stream
Yeah some guy used to like stream snipe me and do it actually
oh was he chinese no no i don't know. Just speaking English.
It's normal. You speak Chinese too, it's normal!
You know what I mean?
You know what I meaannnnn...
The normal language we're
used to hearing is what I'm trying to say.
Okay, Jesus.
Oh shit.
Guys,
I knew this day would come.
I'm just going to go ahead and put in my resignation now.
Just gonna go out when I you know without on my own terms
Is Bosh Irish? Nah, he's like a normal guy.
He is not normal. Not even close.
That's fair at least. What do you think of
Irish Bailey Cream... Baileys Cream
Whiskey and
Baileys
No sorry what is that combo
Hold on I'm trying to remember
It's like a cream, whiskey together in a shot and then Guinness beer.
So yeah I think it's Bailey's something.
Bailey's Guinon? Yeah.
Oh, baby Guinness. And Guinness.
Yeah.
I get the one on the right!
It's like a shot glass you have
at the bottom of a big cup.
No, I'm sorry.
It's a big cup of Guinness, right?
The beer.
And then you drop that shot glass of Bailey's and whiskey in it
and then you just drink the whole thing.
That's my favorite drink.
Yeah, it's called an Irish Caramel.
Yeah, some people...
What's that?
The Curdles.
Yeah, yeah, it's really good.
I like it a lot.
No, you gotta drink it right away to get the Curdle in. Oh, I mean, sorry. I thought Curdle was a good thing. No, you gotta drink it right away. Oh I mean sorry, I thought curdle was a good thing.
No no, you just drop it in and drink it instantly like a shot.
You down the whole beer?
Yeah.
And then like you get the whiskey without tasting
the whiskey it tastes like cream so you just you just taste like beer
and cream uh but you're getting a touch of whiskey
in that bitch and it's nice i think jared forgot i taught him about
that yeah we did that one time at a bar and I did like seven that night bro
And I was feeling good
Then I bought all the shit and brought it to your house
Yeah, I started doing them on stream and stuff
for a little while.
Yeah.
I remember stepdad1g did it
and slept in the bathroom that night.
Wait so you're telling me that's not a thing in Ireland, Bosh?
Irish Carbine. I mean...
It's like a...
I heard it's like a disrespectful thing.
Hey, let me shoot this guy.
I'm gonna shoot him.
The name itself is kind of...
It's not disrespectful, but like
we don't really do them here honestly.
Oh you just don't do the drink though?
I feel it's more in America they do that. We don't really do them here
Honestly
Baby Guinness are big over here. Yeah, baby Guinness
Looks like a Guinness the babies on top and the collo is underneath, that's a lovely shot
We don't really do
Everybody does every drink everywhere
For me being Irish Every drink everywhere. You're not going to tell me that someone... What do you mean?
For me, being Irish, I can tell you I can count on one hand the amount of times in my life
This is a nice one too.
It's like the dark one.
I like it.
Yeah.
Alright, say that again. I'm so sorry.
No, you're good.
Say it again though.
Now Bosh is in the fight
Hello, Bosh? There's like a lighter...
Did you hear this counselor's head armor? There's like a lighter... There's like a lighter.
Yeah, this counts as head or neck? Oh yeah we didn't hear you say that.
I know that nice.
I can count on one hand the amount of times I've had that drink and I've had a fair amount to drink in my life.
Yeah, I bet you would like it too that's all i'm saying what i'm saying
trying to say have bad taste in drinks my other drink I like?
Red Bull and vodka.
That's what I said, vodka and red bull. Yeah so yeah I liked that drink ever since the Vegas trip.
Easy ordering...
Admittedly a little light when you get them from waitresses but uh
so cool.
I used to take a shit ton of this but I gave up on it just because I don't really drink energy drinks anymore and they're just awful for you.
Yeah, yeah, I feel that. I'm not at that point yet.
I'll get there one day, Boshman.
When you're 60 and you use like a
zim frame to get to the bar then you'll be okay?
What the heck dude?
That's not what you're doing.
Listen, if I have to live my whole life like a- I'm fucking trying to impersonate someone off of the movie WALL-E
I'll be down.
Put me in a goddamn couch that moves
with a TV in my face, mouse and keyboard. Maybe a controller sometimes...
You'd be happy with that?
Happy man.
Do you want to run around the outside and just check the police station for a vest for you?
I have a vest.
Oh, you do? Well let's go to the fuckin' military's...
...by the fuckin' bridge.
We're not goin' to Nodendaga.
Moving shit out. Ev! You know the money. We're not going to Nandaga. Oh shit.
You know the map pretty well now.
I'd like to say that but...
We should get lost.
Yeah we just got lost trying to go to Mohawk
Okay
Be good a Wally bro. I was watching ratatouille today.
I forgot how it starts off, this bitch just goes off with a shotgun trying to kill rats.
Really? Yeah like it starts in the lady's house and he goes down and watches TV on there?
And then he's going to get some ingredients for some shit
and goes up to the TV and the lady wakes up and sees him
and pulls out a shotgun and starts blasting
her house up like at least
ten shells or something.
Those shits like that?
Yeah!
Old lady's house that they live in starts shooting it and then all the rats that lived there had to leave.
That's how it starts, because she shot up her house enough where the rats had to leave.
Good movie though.
Yeah it is but I forgot about that part,
I was like why is she using a shotgun to try and shoot a rat?
And fucked her whole house up.
I can't believe this is part of the movie.
Jared I have a question to ask you.
Yeah buddy! I got probably an answer.
Why does Rampage Jackson hate Brian?
Hate Terrorizer? because um we used to do
me josh og dyrus and whitwicks used to do like fun games together every like
each day a week or something like that uh one day
and we'd have random people take places and stuff like that every once in a while
and we had terrorizer and rampage with us one of those weeks.
And they were
kind of, you know... I think it was a little bit
of like...
Rampage took an in-game shot
or something like that. It wasn't really anything, right?
I'm not even sure if that's how it started but Terrorizer
eventually said
you're such and such
he said
please Rampage, you're such and such as good as your
ground game or something
like that.
And Rampage
must have just didn't like that.
He wasn't about him
talking shit
on his craft
that he takes serious
in life
you know what I'm saying
so
yeah
he let them
know that
basically
he let them
know that
so kind of
terrorizer
didn't mean
anything
mean
was just
kind of doing playful stuff,
but overstepped on how far he can take
maybe a friendship that just got sparked up.
Sure.
But yeah, Terrorizer's a great guy.
Rampage is a great guy. Just got off on the wrong foot to be honest.
Yeah, of course.
Absolutely.
I can't say that Ryan's not as good either.
Yeah dude, they're both cool motherfuckers.
Just...
Sometimes that happens on a first impression man.
Listen when somebody isn't shy of throwing a bit of shade at someone
and they just think the wrong way it's just, yeah, exactly. It's the wrong way.
Yeah, it happens.
But it is...
It's kind of a funny story.
You know?
I'm sure he considers
it a funny story
terrorizer, you know?
Rampage, I bet she
forgot about it to be honest.
I bet she wasn't that big of a deal
to him.
It's kind of a cool story for us I think.
Yep. I think. Yup.
You keep running, Jared? Yeah, I'm right to your right.
I'm just not hanging out on the big-ass rocks.
Yeah, I was following him.
I don't want to be peeking my head over that too much. Are you guys crossing right there?
No, no, we're doing the broken bridge
military over here, right?
We did meet earlier but
Yeah, yeah, that was like 45 minutes ago that we needed to...
Oh yeah we're good, we're good.
You wanna just take the fire lever right here?
No, I want to loot some of the uh militaires.
Oh ok yeah yeah that's on this side far down here.
He still needs a bag too for sure. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah. I saw this part out here. Oh, okay.
If I have an AUG that fucking puts
together it would be good.
Yeah, you give me a shitload
I hope he doesn't find a bison mag Yeah, you give me a shitload of sugar. Yeah?
I hope he doesn't find a Bizon mag. Okay we need a mag for the AUGs and then a mag for the Bizons
Right now i'm just rocking shotgun and a fucking MK.
DayZ made the post on X to drop an Apache feature fix
infected improved hearing
capability detecting sounds through fewer objects.
You're such a troll!
Wait, uh... Yeah.
Wait, uh...
They are dropping a patch to say feature fix infected improved hearing capability detecting sounds through fewer objects.
Honestly though that's kind of funny. That is kind of a funny time for that detecting sounds through fewer objects. Honestly, no... That's pretty cool.
It is kind of a funny time for that to happen but
it has nothing to do with us and
not even really what I was complaining about.
But shit, I don't mind hearing some
better sounds.
Or was that more recent?
Sometimes you forget to... I must have been wild again.
Sometimes you forget to send in the...
I don't hate the daisy devs by the way guys
I just get pissed when I die sometimes
at stupid stuff.
Watch out!
Just be honest it's affordable stupid stuff It's just honest, it's avoidable stupid stuff.
It's just all...
Learning it.
And how stupid you can fucking be.
Probably people watching now who we know
in the public eye.
This is the one I was talking about. The Serjana area. you know we were in the public eye it's crazy this is
the one i was talking about the circuit for mr jammer and the star place
yeah you gotta think of it like this like jared's been streaming for
like 12 years how many people are like 13 years old in washington they're like
yeah yeah for now 22 25 years old you know i think people even and even gamers who just
like you know people who streamed like look at your man what's his name
max Holloway he streams card I'm sure
he watches like a lot of peoples just
think for example you know it's crazy
to actually think about that NFL players
these are possible guys oh yeah it is a little wild um to know
how close you can be to some just some celebrities watching you every once in a
well that's what i'm saying, there's probably
a chance somebody is watching you right now
and that's just the state of play, you know?
Yeah show yourself!
Show yo self!
Brad Pitt, I knew it was Brad Pitt.
It's Brad Pitt. Of course it is.
Oh, Brad Pitt's in here? He's gonna put me in Troy too.
Uh, Brad's actually a big fan of you.
Not sure what it's going to be about.
But... what it's going to be about.
Oh, Brad Pitt's here or Jennifer Anderson's got to leave? Sorry.
What the fuck, man?
That you guys?
Yo, yo, you gotta baj Yeah. Yo, yo! You got a bajillion!
He's good.
He's getting fucked up.
He's gonna jump on the bed.
I'm gonna take some.
Yeah, he walked all the way up to me last time we were here too. Oops. There's a sling bag in here Jared, but it's not so good.
What? You shoot? Surpressed?
No I hit the wall.
Oh you hit the wall.
That was me hitting the wall like that.
Don't fucking hit a wall like that, Kevin Rybro.
It's alright! I didn't know my gun was up and I fucking wanted to open the door.
That NVG headgear I took respawned in the same spot it looks like.
So if we ever find a fucking snake vision, I know where to get the other piece. Or does the night vision usually come attached to it?
No.
No you have to find both?
Mm-hmm, because it can attach to an helmet too.
Oh, gotcha.
Like I said that sounds like a real pain in the ass having to find both of those things.
Getting some ammo for the fuckin' uh... Just need an AUGMag? We're in business.
No, you didn't.
I had a bunch of ammo for it. You dropped me a bunch.
I want to load a bunch of ammo for her.
I thought you said just saw an AUGMag and I was like no you didn't!
I feel like they are going to be tough to come around.
I'll come by at these normal places, but you never know...
Yeah.
It's shit because we found two Oggs here.
You upstairs?
That's trash.
Oh bro, you scared the shit outta me.
I know you're good.
I just said that just came in downstairs.
Oh, I didn't even hear you.
While I was saving!
Alright, we go on the other one like this?
That's all.
Thank you.
Okay. That's all. Thank you. Alright, I'm in the one across.
Same type of building.
I can't really read it but... I loaded this one. Can you find some really good shit over here before?
There's more ammo.
What did you find in the little area over here? Remember when you found some shit yesterday?
On crates and shit?
Yeah, on the crates like right there.
Random crates... Yeah yeah I'm trying to remember what you're talking about. like right there. Yeah, randomly I could bridge.
Yeah yeah, I'm trying to remember what you found yesterday
You found something really good there.
AK maybe? Like AK, yes, AK in the corner
It was behind- it was like in the corner of the camo building on the side of it or some shit.
I think that's a little tuck spot.
Yeah, yeah.
Coming back to you guys at the camo line?
So I think the whole dev team is always watching because when they see I'll come back to you guys at the final run.
So, I think the whole dev team is always watching because when you stream they have work hours.
I don't know about that but... Did you find a bag yet? Here?
No, I'm still rocking no bago. There was a slingbag but it's badly damaged in the first building I went into.
I don't know if you want to grab it just in case.
So yeah, the first barracks over there.
This one went by the front gate.
Run by the front gate. Run by the front gate?
Where the dead zombies are in front of them?
Yeah. Pretty sure, let me go check real quick.
The head...I dunno
Those were patrol pants
He gave it to me. You did at least, someone did.
It's on the ground I got.
Okay.
It was badly damaged so can I fix that?
I was about to open that door with all the zombies. Almost forgot.
Alright, where are we going next? You want to go across the communications or what?
... communications or what? Yeah, well there's
another military to hit just a little bit further but yeah we should
cross. Wait is this the one?
I don't know if it is another one or not.
Okay, I'm coming to you guys.
Just checking crates at the front.
Apparently that one he was in opened.
30 round SMG,
uh...
MP5 sheet.
Hold on to that.
If you find an MP5,
let me know.
You have a 9-box though.
I think I got one already at 5-box. Yeah, I think I have one of those mags also.
Just a NAV-15 or...
Yeah. That's the one ammo I don't have very much of though.
Yeah, he didn't have very much of that.
Let's continue north along the water.
Okay. Let's continue north along the water.
I have a shitload of 45 ammo, so if you find that... What's the SMG for 45?
Uh, ump.
Yeah, find an ump and I gotcha for ammo. uh...
the I need to find a battery.
If you have an extra let me know.
Worry about it when we get there, but... Not only the other one.
My head torch is badly damaged though. Do they- do the head torches actually go out?
It's just like if you get shot
If it gets shot, it will go out easier they don't like run down yeah okay that's good Ah, that just annoyed me.
So many dumb mistakes today, dudes.
Learning day! Another learning day!
That was not us shooting. What do you mean?
Did you shoot... did you just ask if we were shooting?
No I said is this the spot we want to be going.
This is another little mini-military.
Nothing crazy but there's a few barracks.
We'll cross and go communications.
Incubation or communications better. We'll cross and go communications Communications better
Communication is more military loot for just getting better geared period
Incubations gonna have more gas mask along with military type of jam like it's like. It's like medical mixed in with military loot type of jam. It's like medical mixed in
with military. Yeah, we want to be able
to find more of the...
We need mags and shit. We need mags and a little bit better
weapons for skill. The chances
of you finding somebody an incubation are very high though, because everyone
goes there for gas masks.
Or filters.
Yeah.
Oh we actually need to keep that...
We're all through gas master ready That rope on it? couple loops a little bit of the time here Crackers? You got crackers on them.
I want a cracker.
I'm at yellow right now, I don't want to take that.
Ooh! I see that drag him somewhere. Ridiculous. Oh, get out of here. do so so Did you check the barracks here already?
No.
Another gas mask.
We don't need any more though, yeah. Watch us do the same thing we did before like run into another guy and decide to take him on.
He needs a gas mask.
You want to rock in 380? ask Wait you still have freshie pants Kev fuck
Yeah
Patrol pants in here the badly damaged duct tape or something if you want it. I got uh... whatchacallit?
I got a sound kit.
I have eight charcoal tablets too.
Do the pristine ones fill it up any better, do you know?
No.
All the same refrain. I'm just throwing my shit up real quick.
Yeah, we're gonna have to maybe get some food here soon.
We got a little apple going down.
I have peaches! I'll take some peaches.
I don't think that's me, I'm in the building.
Second room or first room? Yeah you just ran past me. Just sewing my shit up. first
there's a You good on food now?
Yeah, if anyone needs any water I still got a full full five. Just get you a good fluorine tab or something.
Got pills?
I'll be good after these peaches for a little bit.
I got some fluorines, also.
How about you Jim?
What? Water?
Water food?
Yeah...I'm wine and wine for now but I can always use water.
Yeah, I'll hit you with this.
I only have sardines left.
We got bacon and stuff still.
Hm-hm! Wait, wait, wait. Don't drink it yet. Hold on. Let me get you the shit.
What shit?
Um...
Was it not um...
Oh, we're drinking in a fucking...
I don't know what's going on here.
I'm just gonna go to the bathroom and...
Oh, there's no water.
There's no water.
There's no water.
There's no water. There's no water. There's no water. Oh shit. Was it not, um...
We're drinking in a fucking ghetto style
Wait you drink pour?
Yeah yeah I was trying to get your feeling
That works fine
I have chlorine. I don't know, I just...
I have like 50 pills.
You pop a pill and you can drink anything.
You could drink straight from the lake.
Okay.
Well, I got four chlorine pills too if we wanna not do that.
Tetra works same same way? Yeah, tetra works the same way
I left a little water in there for boiling
We got the whole setup too
We have a cooking stove and everything so we never
have to stop make fire dude
yeah let's not get killed there in a dangerous spot
yeah gas stove then cooking pot bro
for food.
Alright, where do we want to cross?
For a dam I guess. We'll just have to leave them on the land and not a dam.
Do we still need one more light for you?
I have a light.
We can go down if you want to.
You said you needed a light. We can go down if we want to. You said you needed a battery?
Yeah, I have one.
I think we still need to find more fucking guns and ammo
Yeah yeah, let's alldo that stuff like that.
Yeah cause the dam just doesn't... I mean unless
we go within the dam to try to kill somebody
take all their stuff
We get in fights there
often. It's a tough fight.
Yeah, I feel like
I've been down there
five times
and we've been in
fights two of the
times.
I mean if we can
get a door...
That fight last
night was easy as fuck because of the position we had.
Yeah our position was way, way, WAY overpowered compared to theirs.
Did you grab something out there?
Yeah I know that mags are bullets a lot... Did you grab something out of there?
Yeah, I know the mags are bullets.
I guess we're both aiming for that potential SMG.
I got an MK, a Bison and a shotgun.
They have MP5's down there and UMPs down there don't they? I got MK, Bison and the shotgun.
They have MP5s down there and UMPs down there don't they?
I swear we picked those up down there. We'll go to incubation
Either incubation or comms. Incubation is
closer to us, I believe.
Yeah.
Yeah, the only guns that I've seen down there really are
grenade launcher and SKS's is what I've seen consistently.
I think I've seen a couple other things, but...
I don't see any zombies, careful!
There's one on the left. That's not great. There's another one behind that one.
No!
It was too much. There's two more.
Did you see him? Yeah. You don't want to listen, think about how many people are staring at us Yeah!
I think this is the first place that we died together, isn't it? Yeah. We ran across a bridge and then we tried to jump with other people.
This where you were?
Yeah.
You said you lagged out.
Yeah dude! And that's why I broke my mouse.
I was so fucking mad because it just wouldn't let me aim
So I fucking threw my mouse at the wall of Ropey
Then I upgraded my PC too and everything
Dangit
Broke a mouse?
Yeah, I broke a mouse Broke a a fifty dollar mouth spin so listen from here we have to go
i think southwest this way you can take the incubation through that.
Um, we can go to an incubation.
We don't have to if you don't want to but I think
we should just clear it in a minute so they can go
plows.
Go find bisons there and shit?
Yeah, definitely found both of those there. I think that's where I got my aug for the one time too.
I'm in business with the fuckin' OGMag dude
I don't have a little scope on it too i had a little
an augment to be in business this thing should be here pretty quickly for at the
verge i think we are i think we are
yeah we are actually.
I gotta say though, ever since that upgrade man it looks like I'm running an like, an Unreal Engine type shit.
That's good.
Oh, we're even better than you are.
These things look pretty insane sometimes, man.
Yeah.
Please no bear. We're gonna go right side around, I think the bears gone left side.
Gotta figure out a jam over here.
I'm fucking all my eye-gibbons and then it's my fuckin' pistol. I wish i had another not badly damaged IG mag so
yeah you want to hear a funny story guys there's a guy uh
who watches in here and his brother when they filmed Game of Thrones
They filmed a lot in Belfast, which is the northern north of Ireland
And his brother was an extra on a couple of seasons
And his brother got to be the cast
of henry lannister's golden hand so his brother is the golden hand
of henry lannister yeah yeah
a lot of brothers going on. Was that one brother or multiple brothers?
He said his brother and then
his brother and then his brother so we talk about
one fucking brother or do we talk about his-his-his brother?
One fucking brother was an actor in Game of Thrones
and they needed somebody to cast the hand
so he is the cast of the hand
of Jaime Lannister.
Man, how'd they do that? They were just like, hey listen guys put your fucking-
Put photos of your hands. Put them in our mailbox. We'll give you guys a call if we think your shit's good enough
How did it happen? There was pictures of him getting the cast and shit, man.
It was fucking hilarious.
He didn't get anything for it.
No I'm saying how did they decide to use his hand?
You know what you got the fucking handy.
He was there and they were like do you want to do a cast for this guy's hand?
And he was like yeah.
Why wouldn't they...okay.
You're about the same already.
Maybe he's about the same size as the dude.
Jamie Lannis' hand is pretty...
You hear what I said, Kev?
Backpack left here. Someone else here.
It's a good bag. I like it. I'm trying to take this back.
I did leave...
Yeah, I don't need it. I pressed rest in here a maaaanisong What do i got?
Uh, yeah i don't need it
Yeah
No im takin' it
Okay
Is that the mag?
Other gun in the bag
Nah doesn't have the mag
It's just an auto shotgun bro
Yeah so i'm hoping to find a fuckin...
Think sucks
Oh does it suck? Really? It sucks. Fucking sucks.
Where you guys at by the way?
I see one person here. We're both here.
Right next to each other.
Oh, there's a...
Let me drop this bag over here.
I just got aggroed bro.
I didn't even need it either.
Are you going up the string? Yeah, he is. need to be there. Good morning, some! I've always struggled with the ideology of
normalcy thanks for clarifying what
normal is for me today.
USA number one.
Shortcut the one sure cat
some gamer right there Oh yeah, the zombies can climb the wall but we can't? That's horseshit dude.
Yeah it's bullshit. Even completely fresh we can't climb that.
I went in the door on the left. Go past me. There. Can't really run in those doors.
Actually, I'm gonna hit these barracks real quick. Yeah, this doesn't say that's where you find the...
Come back, come back.
You guys can go over there, it's fine, we'll meet ya.
Oh, they're already out there. There's a couple
different door jiggies, but I'm already out here
so don't shoot me if you guys walk out.
On each side there's a couple doors that will lead you to something. Is that you in the barracks right now?
Yeah yeah yeah I'm mentioning it, I'm mentioning it, I'm mentioning it 100 times, burger!
No no I thought you were going like the other side or something.
Oh someone just shot, someone just shot. Someone just got dropped. Is that everybody?
That was fucking Maverick. He got one.
Fucking Maverick is just...
fucking insane!
Fucking cock suckers.
Is that the other one in the nickname building?
Yeah, by where the yellow tents are at the end to the right.
That's where he is?
I am.
Did he shoot a guy to our left?
Where's the other guy?
Where is the guy you were shooting at?
His teammate.
Uh...
I'm not sure.
I only saw one and he's dead so far.
I haven't seen another one yet.
I thought you said there was two. I haven't seen another one yet. Oh, okay. I thought you said there were two.
Dunno.
It's just this fucking corridor looks like it's really nasty pushing.
I'm gonna look outside and the center there, see what I can do.
Trying to find some pants. What the fuck was just sitting there scoped in at the door?
He hit me but might have been an arm shot.
Scoping the door, dude.
Ahhhh...
He opened the door and the guy's in there.
Well those slides mean someone has been dead for a minute.
On you. Moving, moving. Yeah if you want to check the bodies... Of course he's scoping on this door.
This is an entrance.
That's the most common entrance.
Bro he had that ogre in there.
He was like, I'm going to go get him.
I don't know what he did with his weapon.
I think it was a knife or something.
I don't remember. I don't even remember. I don't remember. Well of course he's gulping down this door, this is an entrance. That's the most common entrance.
Bro, he had that AUG with a...
no mag on his AUG either so...
Clear up to here.
I'm dragging his loot in. I think there is a... No way.
Was he immune out of all of us?
That's crazy dude.
I don't want to hit him in the back, back here because you can take that out.
Yo this shit is
absolutely dumb Their ai is actually stupid as fuck
make up your mind on what you want to do do you want him angering one guy
do you want them switching based on what makes sense? What he sees?
It's not consistent, dude.
It's dog shit.
Why don't you just stand there though, you can get sniped so easily from that main door.
I just drag it straight in. I don't think the other guy really had shit.
Just leave it.
Here, Jared, see if this works.
Does that work for you?
I don't give a shit about the bag. My bags fine.
No no no. The mag right here.
That work?
No these mags don't work. They're just ammo.
AUG is specifically an odd mag.
Can you take the weapon repair kit that's right here?
On this, uh...on these pants. You got it. so Yeah, Des. They're killing me. These zombies are killing me.
It's a nice cooking pot if anyone needs one.
I didn't realize that was his, or whatever the fuck it is. so You look like a walking bush.
I do?
No, you look like a fucking celery stick.
Maybe that was gonna say a bush!
That was better.
Looking like Gumby.
That's like an insult dude. Okay, let's move in. My ass is hurting.
In your chair.
What was that guy's main weapon?
Oh I uh... There's a repeater out
there still look at that's a G we go I
do have a mag for the SSG. Oh, I want that!
Oh wait, it's pristine too.
I just picked up a cheeky oldie. should its pristine to expect a particular time
Jared the moon sign her smite Simon
children no you're not tripping at all Did you guys hear extra there Was that... did they take a shot at me or our boy took a shot?
No, I mean, the guy over there took a shot right there. there
yeah he's fighting I have. Are you here? Yeah bro, motherfucker is running yeah yeah yeah I had a clean shot in his head bro I
thought it knocked him out so i pushed but he's not here.
Shoot the zombies.
I'm gonna go back to the garage and get some more ammo. so i pushed but he's not here I don't fucking know. Well that is an improvised film, isn't it?
That's the weirdest shit ever.
At least you're not a zombie bro!
You good? Good?
I'll try one more time. I'm on the rope, yeah do that shot. I don't know. Okay, good job.
Just be careful, he might repeat now. I'm sorry. No it wasn't, I had my uh...
My PU on. I think if I had my PU off he was dead.
Alright provides food. Amplified filter's worth? I don't think so.
There is nothing even in it.
Cool though. Cool, dude. I've kind of got to hold here for, guys.
Where you guys at?
Nation
19 should be there
I made my way across so i'm over that side
I took the SSG, Jared.
I didn't have a long range.
Okay, both?
I got...
What's it take? 54539. No, I got 46 of them. I got 2 mags. They last 5 minutes to the other side.
Trying to get a flank on us. Well the mags is badly damaged but we'll do that later.
You wanna move in and try to find some filters?
I'm gonna wait like a couple of minutes, okay?
See if this guy have a little time to see if he has to flank
Yeah
This ratting push them it's just in a bad spot there i'm gonna ram all damn day
he's in a spot outside and it's not good for him to sit in for too long anyway so just be like we'll go inside Oh, man. Oh man, it's late. so.. I think that's where the I haven't watched a TV show in a little bit. Take a mistake. so I'm standing in this half because I'm heavy. uh Yeah. So I'm trying to run at something. There we go. go I'm gonna go far. I think it's there.
It's a fucking tree.
Oh, boy. All fucking dead.
On the far side of this wall?
You didn't even loot anything!
BOOM You just make noise, Kev?
Sprint and pull out your gun right now.
I'm standing up top.
I'm way up top.
Are you eating food?
Yes. Okay. I'm way up top. Are you eating food? Yes so Oh, I'm gonna hesitate dude. uh Like the previous pants, yeah? By defaults.
I said something that would, they just fuckin'
nagged at all the zombies. I'm right here. Who's got all that SKM?
I'll take this, here.
Someone got caught up in here
he's gonna let skm and take this he said you dropped the ss
thank you for your shotgun take that over your shotgun.
This guy's got a good piece of armor, this guy has a good jacket I can wear...
This guys got ammo for me. Boots
Second I mean fix this with I'm going to push all the way through, going outside. I have one bandage. Ah! Where'd you guys go?
Out to the green one, Cigloos?
Yeah.
Pushing into a green takeout.
Alright, I think you guys have any guns.
Guns do you have?
Never, especially the two
guns he has. What two guns he has...
What two guns are you rocking?
That's me, Adufus.
There is a pump action shotgun over there, I don't know if you want that.
Nah. I don't know parts to it yet What's your secondary gun map?
An AUG, I just don't have parts to it yet.
There is a pump action shotgun in there if you want to put the AUG in your backpack.
Over here. put the awg in your backpack
right here
ah my pass Alright. Alright, I gotta dip here and do a little
lago. Yeah? Okay. I got time.
Thinking about where I want to log.
You wanna get out of here first?
Well I guess you could spawn in
here, it would be bad.
Just gonna overlay real quick and exactly
that's fine. Alright man, I'm going to get out of
here, catch you guys a little later.
Good luck tonight, I'll be watching.
Alright brother-in-law.
Alrighty. Peace.
Now you wanna hit communication?
Alright chat... We callin' a night. I'm sorry.
I gotta go though dudes. Have a good one son. Thanks man. Appreciate it.
I'll be on again tomorrow. How long you got in the incubation, Kev?
Are you guys leaving? Tomorrow, no more mistakes.
We're going to go over to...
No more fucking mistakes!
I'm gonna play like a fucking god.
Efficiency out the fucking wazoo all right tomorrow for sure we're going to
the passage making it to the other side i don't want to hear kappas you put
each type of cap or your band you, you're out of here.
I don't care if it's golden.
All right guys.
Did I rate Kevin yesterday? Who did I raid yesterday?
Do you guys remember?
Alright, I just fucking slaughtered somebody with a...
Corolla's right here communicating slaughtered somebody with a crossbow here at communications and got
a big come up. Mosin baby
I'm about to just give you the fucking night-night kid again.
Let me think here...
What a jinxie.
Yeah, fuck it you guys go to Kevin for a little bit I'm fucking tired.
Go to Kevin he can rank somebody when he gets out.
Alright guys thank you for chilling money when you get sass.
Alright, guys. Thank you for chilling or Bosh. I would like you guys to go chill with
Bosh and Kevin
either way
so go show both of them some love.
Thank you so much for all the subs tonight guys, appreciate it.
Thanks to all the gifted dudes... I'm blanking out on everything tonight bros, not gonna lie. Thanks for keeping the channel dude. I'm blanking out on everything tonight,
bros. Not gonna lie.
Thanks for keeping the chat moving and everybody supporting
the channel basically, dudes. Appreciate it.
Be cool too. Night night kid. You know
the drill. You know the drill. I should be on again
tomorrow.
I should be on again tomorrow. I should be on again tomorrow, normal time.
I want to try and get up a little bit earlier actually so what the seeks?
I feel like I wanna get a chunkier day and at least good DayZ.
So, we'll see if I can force
myself up or something tomorrow.
Good night. Sleep well.
I'll catch you guys later.
Some more DayZ tomorrow.
Thank you so much for all the support tonight, guys.
Later, later, dudes.
Checkmate, man. I see ya. Thank you.