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um so so Thank you. so so so so We'll be right back. so so. so so so so so so so Alright dudes
I don't think
I got
Crazy amount of time
I don't know exactly
When uh I gotta start watching
these games but what's going on dudes thank you guys for stopping by listen
tasey be a little bit of a weird start um i got a text from the agent he was
like yo you want to do this?
Because basically I have a deal with
a certain network who got me a deal with One Fight Championship.
I'm partners with them, and
so while we're not...
While we don't have any One Fight Championships to watch,
this apparently
is something I'm going to be watching right now.
Sir, brief on this
is going to be kind of like
hitting on that contract basically so that's if you guys need a reason for why i'm watching
something today you know what i'm saying um it's because
it kind of like goes in within the prior deal essentially
um we're gonna be watching some basketball.
Now listen, it was a brief... I got a very quick text message
Big 3 Season 7
and when it came across the
table, it was hey,
down for some basketball stream tomorrow.
Thoughts on doing Big 3 Hoops
Ice Cubes 3v3 Basketball
co-stream on Saturday?
Um... Yeah. Okay. yeah
it's from 2 to 8pm today
they got me chilling watching for 3 hours
so that's what we're doing.
Fuck it. We're watching some basketball.
I got no issues
with that.
I got
it up on the top screen. I don't know exactly when they want me to bust this thing over.
I'm going to look up a brief real quick just to make sure that
I'm hitting all my, you know, dotting all my i's,
crossing all my t's real fast.
Why the fuck not dude we're gonna be playing
daisy as soon as it's over do i do any wrist exercises uh Nothing crazy. I like to move my hands, twist them side-to-side and then I do one
from day 9 which is basically bend my fingers back to get stretch on my forearm
and wrist area. I don't think there's a big brief. I think we're just like, cause normally when you're,
when your chilling chat. I don't think there's a big brief. I think we're just like, because normally when you're about to do a sponsored stream,
you know, you want to make sure your title is on point.
You want to make sure if there's a picture or a link that needs to be linked to it.
You want to make sure there's a chat bot if it needs to be going off.
You know what I'm saying? You want to make sure you're crossing all bot if it needs to be going off. You know what I'm saying?
You wanna make sure you're crossing all your T's,
but apparently we chillin'.
Apparently, we just chilling.
Those are my favorite.
Those are my favorite.
I like chillin now we're not organizing my desktop icons. They look fine.
A little bit of business, a little bit of pleasure in there.
You know what I'm saying?
It's exactly where my desktop needs to be What's the wallpaper?
It's from a show called Grand Lagoon.
An anime called Grand Lagoon.
Uh, do I have a not porn folder on this one?
I guess it's not here for the moment.
Okay. One moment. Alright, you guys ready?
Oh who's that girl
Who's that girl
Hi Ellie
Oh Okay. You're doing good, you're coming out.
You're hanging out with everyone.
You look so beautiful, remember? Let's move on. see so so so All right.
Let's bust this shit out.
Um, let me make sure we should at least be under sports or something like that, right?
Sports.
Sports. Sports. How do I put this advertisement-wise? Advertisement wise. Checking out the big three.
Alright
Checking out
I'm gonna shoot the ad. Checking out the big three.
What's up, what's up, what's up Hydro?
Watching Pro Wake Skate League. I don't even know what that is.
Skate league huh? Sounded like y'all needed a special watch launcher to plan the enough service Jameson I would
just get it dude if are you bro it's called DZ sa launcher it's super simple
brother you just have to get it, and then...
And then uh...
It's gonna need the directory of DayZ so that it knows what game to open.
From that point in the handles.
Okay. Let me see if I can get this working here, chat.
One.
We're gonna go full screen projector onto the back.
Okay?
And then we are going to, hopefully this won't be loud
we're gonna go ahead and hit him with a little that's so
rick berry he just cares about people you know i'll get a phone call from him on a holiday
on how's everything he says? All right, we're chilling balls
Tri State. Like I'm not going to sit here and pretend
I know a lot of stuff about basketball or all the players.
Let's have a good time watching.
I do know when shit is impressive.
Oh, okay.
A little different?
So they play half court 3v3?
Man listen to that net.
Yep, those days are over basketball is front and center
It's called the big three now we know why
global
And here we are
Yeah mini out, mini out dude Hi. Yeah, Mini-Alph.
Mini-Mini-Alph dude.
Good to see you man. I'm sorry for fucking your name out bro.
Appreciate you sir.
Welcome guys to the squad.
Appreciate you brother man. Welcome back to Barbosa.
Why have they
sponsored you for this? Well listen, this is
I'm not really here besides
checking shit out, chilling out.
Um...I guess somebody could make it or something like that.
And um...it's under the same network that I work with for my fight stuff.
Doing a little favor, chilling out a little bit too basically
He can shoot he could pass
I'll see you since the thing is down there though ccs on the bottom right that's what we're trying to do you think of rose in the league now big out of georgetown
obviously you've got the top three guys mr ewing morning and in the tumble and there since again it's not bad and there was some
guy named iverson who went there some kind of name ivor c i person such a fan
I just what
yeah we talking about practice man even
talking about the game.
That was cool.
I spoke to Dr. J yesterday,
and he was at the Knicks Sixers series on the baseline,
and they had him as part of that.
We'll shoot a free throw for two.
Dr J Iverson and
Dawn Stanley from Philadelphia
together, and Dawn was the most heated
of the three but they had a great time
cheering on the State.
She's amazing.
She could coach in the NBA, by the way.
She can coach any league.
She is that good.
Ball hogs, 35 tri-state.
Oh shit, so you get fouls per team. What happens when your team gets a certain amount of fouls?
They lose the teammate?
2v3s?
No, I'm not necessarily sponsored by Big 3.
Big 3 works with CSN.
CSN works with me.
I work with CSN, CSN works with me. I work with CSN on fight championship stuff.
One championship stuff.
Ooh.
Ooh. There's Jay Rich. Drives, floats it out. Ray Nixon!
Goes for two? Give him another!
This is like a street fight, right? I mean this is high level they're doing the little things
They're boxing out their contesting shot bet on yourself giving up on the play that's what Ryan did
Who was that guy the guy that said bet on yourself that's my son tj klein
clean your room.
Clean your room.
So it's half court when the other team gets the ball, they have to bring it out past the three-point line if i recall
how these things used to work in 1v1s at least you can't do that the officials are going to call them
so they the other team won't just be able to rebound and put it back up.
They'll have to rebound it, bring it back out to the three I think.
Yeah you have to clear it okay yeah.
Yep put him in the bonus.
Okay. Now put him in the bonus.
You win games or lose games by making a foul shot
richardson backstab meets here's sims
barbosa Oh, that was a nice one.
Man! This is getting crazy.
There we go.
He's shooting a man he said bang bang
i'll tell you mariano so wait it's a team of three on the court, but how big is the team in general?
Because that was a guy on the side that was wearing their jersey, right?
Oh they got five people per squad.
Okay.
Oh that was a sick pass bro.
He said, oh!
He said, oh!
He said get out of here!
So I say Jody Meeks played with Kobe on the Lakers.
Oh, no kidding!
That's fucking sick.
Barbos used to play backup for Nash.
I'm sure he has learned a few of those passes.
Oh, no kidding! No kidding!
That's sweet.
What are they playing for?
Chat, like what's a season's...
You know what I mean?
Is it like a prize pool
they're playing for essentially?
I like those interactions when it could be just a simple word.
Moolah!
I get that, but is there a big prize pool at the end?
Is it more game to game?
Could be getting in. Oh, they're is playing in Paris on the three-on-three Olympic team
for the United States.
They're paid by their team owner based on winning.
Okay, so these are
real like orcs
hogs looking good this isn't wasn't
like they just picked their team names
still time left
for tri-state to make a run oh man that
dude ain't letting you go nowhere bro. And then you still got it!
God damn!
Oof! Carl might have been a little bigger than him, but...
Whoa! Hey bro.
Ray's improved his game every year in the league because he goes back,
He is fitness trainer and works on his game. You know, he's always in the gym.
Oh man, he had to left-handed though to be fair. He's strong.
I mean, he's strong but the other guy was holding him there pretty good
to be honest with you.
He wasn't – he was keeping his feet pretty planted, considering.
That's kind of like the fucked up way to beat a guy one-on-one, right?
If you're the bigger dude, you just back him up to the hoop.
You little guy can't do shit about it.
Yeah. guy can't do shit about it. One-on-one, if Mariano scores or is fouled, count the points
for all hogs. If Jay Rich gets
a stop... Shaq style, yeah.
Barbosa doing his best to coach Mariano I didn't see that shit, damn it. Shit, I'd rather play this stuff than normal basketball.
I'll be playing full stuff than normal basketball.
Playing full-court basketball has got to be exhausting at
this point in my life.
Man, that was such a deep two.
For four?
Now you gotta be thinking about the clock drop step what do you do about that nixon
what do you even do about him what are you doing about this guy what are you doing about this guy they got themselves
what are you doing about it that's a rough life
all the way to the full man and still get back
i guess she used to be hitting three zone.
Yeah, Murph needs to get a little bit more involved in the scoring for his team.
Easy.
They just let him through, huh?
Damn.
Little quarterback sneak.
There's the three.
Okay, I get it.
I get it. The fours are from the fours. I get it. I get's okay i get it i get it the fours are from
the force i get it again that's why they're shooting that's why
they're shooting deep shots And now at 46 points, I don't even think they need to challenge.
But look at this in the out of bounds so
there's shooting deep shots.
I think from those circles that
specifically have floors on them if
they shoot from inside and then they're going to be from those circles that specifically have fours on them,
if they shoot from inside the circles it's for four.
Call to time out here.
That's interesting.
Really to regroup his team.
All right.
Man. team all right all right man that's a good thing that's not an actual nba bro man some would really be slamming those get close to your game
three games show
and then the game six
for the best
it's awesome
Steph Curry be slamming fours.
That's off green, oh actually
Did the bigs get it with their leg?
Did it go through his legs and hit a calf?
It was so hard to tell
But I know he had
a hand on it.
It's off one leg?
It kind of looks like it hits a little bit.
Yeah, his calf is... Yeah! His calf like
I don't know if his calf is shaking because he landed on it
or if it hit it.
I think you can't tell and you have to say
the point of contact that was 100%
was green
through the legs you couldn't tell i say it's white ball tristate ball
tri-state ball if you're a logical human unless you had some different angles.
So try to stay at the challenge, and they'll keep the ball off
that music playing here.
He's got a pair.
Oh, that's a nice pass.
But he kind of went above him.
Kind of went a little bit above him.
Couldn't quite get it.
Oh no, he did probably Butterfinger.
I didn't want to call Butterfingers a little early there.
I didn't want to say it early. Never mind.
We saw the butter angle. Not quite, gets it back out there. Here's Dixon with a ball fake. Step back three.
Not quite gets it back out to him though.
Traveling, that is the call of Nixon!
That was their travel call?
I couldn't even tell what he was doing. Yeah, I like being able to hear the coach.
So how serious is this?
You know, it's just like a...
I'm not trying to, you know what I mean?
Like they have a coach.
They have five players.
You know, these guys are taking this take this leap research that
uh... when he went to see three serious you just have to see if they go on there
and it's like their career at this point in time switch side never actually
suffers i've actually heard of Big 3.
So, I'm asking some questions. Hopefully they're not disrespectful. That was a sick pass.
He's alright with it. It's a smart play.
Ice Cube says he wants it to be big during NBA offseason.
Oh, shit! No kidding.
Is it something that you want? He wants it to be big during NBA offseason. Oh, shit.
No kidding.
Is it something that current NBA players would be able to play him?
No, right?
No way.
That'd be insane. Okay.
Looks for the four, no there.
Oh man.
Most mainly ex-NBA players stuff like that i got you i guess xmba players maybe players who didn't quite make it in
the nba or something like that are really good d1 players or something
okay that was nasty.
Damn!
That's a hard-ass shot to hit.
That's a Kobe shot.
Five minutes, but this game has been extraordinarily physical.
Point game for the Bull hogs.
Got to go forwards, right?
Have to if you're a tri-state. Okay. This one's short.
Oh, that was a nice drive because they thought he was going forward.
Oh so you only have to clear it if they hit the rim. Oh no shit!
That's a big deal.
Boom.
That was nice.
Win it. that's nice impressive win it in oakland great shot great effort and uh this is a very talented basketball team the football hogs.
Now Barbosa finishing with 19 including this through see what
happens when ball gets scrambled around
Barbosa goes right to the short corner
and Meeks found him.
A little Luda going on? I'm getting DMCA'd. fit and the backcourt looking as good as ever it's been barbosa and meeks
51 30 set in the final,
and Brian Scott Britton with his
former teammate. Alright, now
let's see how fast the next game gets started.
You guys ready? Alright!
First of all, you're a GMm over here mariana yeah he's a friend
of mine we played a couple years together in the national team
he called me and he said that he wanted to be part of the big three
Not right now man three on three is not five or
five i know you do well when the final fight but
it's a physical game he said i'm down that's amazing how are you feeling
you look tremendous.
I'm very tired.
I didn't practice yesterday.
I got jet lagged.
I came from Spain.
I had fever yesterday but...
Damn man! Especially for his first game it
Was a pleasure to be on the court again with him
Thank you so much and i'm so glad for the ball hogs
Getting that first win out a name my own teammates.
He gave him the captain shit that's right?
Send it back to you guys.
That was fun. Thanks guys.
Barbosa maybe jet lagged lag maybe tired game winner scored 19 and taking a
page from scouts book and putting together score 19 number 19.
2024 2024. So three games down, one down on the neck. Bro put his arm around him right after he said
he had a fever yesterday.
The neck tear forever. look at those next big white and trilogy kill the threes
oh they let normal humans on the court after or is that just like
yeah i mean it looks like it. That's kind of cool.
Normal humans?
Yeah, you bet your ass everyone else out there is superhumans, bro.
Athletes.
Normal humans do what these guys do for about 30 seconds in there you know
They're buckling over their knees.
Gasping for air.
Oh! going down next Saturday as Big 3 is coming in hot to Tampa. 1 p.m.
Eastern, right here on CBS.
Enemies.
So we got...
Listen, I'm not gonna pretend it.
Oakland Arena, California so we got unless i'm not going to pretend it oakland oakland arena california trilogy versus
i'm not sure how to say that bavolic bivalic
bibelac got it the black Bivouac.
Got it, bivouac.
Does that have some origin to it?
What is it exactly There's so many different answers coming through.
I'm not sure which one you guys are being for real.
Clearing jungles? Is that what that means some people say
it means shelter i saw a couple of being a couple people say clearing jungles
it's a campsite. Okay. It looks like jungle.
You talking about a machete, chopping your way through a fucking jungle we're talking about How do you pronounce it again? Say it again.
You guys are trolling me, bro.
You guys are trolling me, bro. You guys are trolling me, bro.
No shit! Ice Cube offered Kaitlyn Clark
5 mil to play in this league? Damn...
That'd be sick.
Kaitlyn Clark's putting the WNBA
on the map more than it probably ever has, huh?
All of a sudden I'm watching highlights of that shit
and I don't... It's not something I normally do. Don't tell the rest of the world that, they hate her?
Eh come on now.
How can you hate on it?
It's like a great college player transitioning to pro basketball
You love to see that shit transitioning to pro basketball. It's like, you love
to see that shit.
There's always gonna be haters, bros.
No matter what.
There's always
gonna be haters.
... Yeah. Yeah, Darkstar. so I don't know how long the intermission is. Hopefully not long, man.
I'm gonna watch some basketball.. Next Saturday, it's a big three doubleheader on CBS.
Oh my gosh!
First the Brazilian blur and aliens versus newcomer Paul Millsap
and Aliens.
Ghost Ballers. Aliens. it's all going down next saturday as big three is coming in hot to tampa 1 p.m eastern right here
on cbs
ghost ballers you guys ever seen Kuroko no basket? Huh, Kuroko's basketball? The ghost ballers they got a sixth man okay how is controlling this computer right here oh you get to put the stats up? I gotcha
That action once you're doing for five years my talk Americans don't watch anything but the Euroleagues.
You guys know how to play basketball.
I'm joking, I'm going to go ahead and start the recording. Is this sponsored?
Listen, somebody couldn't make a watch party or something like that for
this.
So I work with CSN on one fight or one championship fights.
You guys know, I watched watch fights that's through CSN look at the bottom
right hand corner.
So they hit me up and needed somebody to watch just to fill a spot.
And I said, Hey, okay. that's pretty much it i said okay
i said okay that's all.
NBA ran by Europeans.
Okay, but I can ask you a question right now though.
Why aren't they in the EuroLeagues?
Yeah, no. The money!
The money.
What's the dream league to play in?
I'm not even trolling, I'm not fucking...
Isn't it like... It's got to be...
Is it like something that you are looking forward to
is possibly joining the NBA even if you're a European, right?
Is that something that's
a goal?
Or is that just like, eh, I'll stick over here.
It's definitely where it's at in the NBA.
I'm just fucking around that NBA. So,
I'm just fucking around by the way.
You know,
I wasn't being serious about
the Euro thing.
I'm going in.
I know you guys are
badass at everything.
You guys have been beating
us to counter-Strike for years.
First, the Brazilian Blur and
Ball Hogs versus newcomer Paul
Millsap and Aliens
and into Nightcap. Enemies
will try to slow down Mike Taylor
and Ghost ballers
taylor off the glass it's all going down next saturday
as big three is coming in hot to tampa 1 p.m eastern right here on CBS
there's talent all in the world some some not where you live Nisidos okay
wherever that is I heard you got no you live in the seat oh so okay. Come on, chat.
The Americans are the only people to have a World Series with just American teams..
. Yeah, welcome guys. Welcome guys egg thanks to the 10 avatar next to the five man appreciate it
Damn you got this foster become a basketball hoop i'm proud of you
yeah
Yeah, dude
That's exactly why i'm here because my head is the size of a basketball
You know something come on chat. The Americans are only people
to have a World Series
with just American teams.
Yeah, I guess you're right.
Ha ha ha! Yeah, I guess you're right.
I never even thought about that. To be completely fair, though.
Okay?
The MLB is similar to the NBA when it comes to that sort of goal for baseball players too.
That's like...
You know what I mean?
I don't mean like, you know what I mean like i say the same in like notoriety like amongst the world right like how prestigious it is that people want to get there
yeah And I'm going to ask a question here. Are there other baseball like, okay so countries that are playing baseball, that let me think about this.
That will have teams that would compete with American teams?
Like across the board, not just maybe best versus best.
But yeah, Japan does.
Japan, maybe.
Japan's pretty much the closest.
All right, I'm here.
How do you want to handle
i'm asking serious questions not trying to wrestle any bushes
or jimmies i'm not trying to wrestle them gyms i just don't know the answers just curious all right let's go Ooh!
Damn. Dominicans are baseball gods? Yeah, yeah. Let's get it.
Dominicans are baseball gods?
Yeah, I feel that.
But like do they have a league of teams
that can compete with the teams in the US, right?
Is the question.
No. So like they're pulling individuals out and stuff
and like the goal would still be MLB.
It's the most prestigious
in the world.
Yeah or nay?
League for baseball.
If you're calling it the world series
yeah time Yeah, MLB harbors the best players in the world essentially.
Just like NBA right?
Kind of crazy huh
kinda crazy man because when you're coming up like even if you are in america right your stream is like when you're trying to get onto a pro fucking team, like your competition whether
you like it or not is gonna be overseas.
For those spots.
Yes. spots yes oh yes god damn it chloe mom yo listen i need to take some of these off you need to to chill, okay? You big doofus.
Thank you for the donation.
No one plays baseball?
I will fight you.
Don't you hate
on baseball?
Okay. baseball. I'd like to see a stat
on how difficult it is, the lowest odds to get into... What are
the odds of a player to successfully get into right this league versus this league versus
this league versus this thing right nhl mlb you know nba
that sort of jam all right i'd like to see those stats
nba's lowest by far really damn bro
i'm sure everyone's got their opinions, but I wonder what the actual stats are
Whoo okay guys all right four baskets in a row.
That was cool. I mean, listen.
Me as a goalie in football slash soccer?
I'm a man.
I can handle that.
I can handle that.
You know what I mean?
I got the reflexes, you know what I mean?
I can do that. but playing soccer with my feet,
I don't think I can.
All right. You're not tall enough.
I mean, maybe I would be physically held back from being good at it.
But I...
I can stop some fucking
shots.
I think
I got Sketch on lock, let's say. Okay say okay if he was going on the other team
and i was going on my team i'm stopping more goals in sketch okay you know Pretty low bar there pal, come on man. So, Chad is there a favorite here to win this?
They were pumping up this Biv team like big time
guys got some good free throws.
I was gonna like Jeremy Lin playing this league or something like that Someone got a 10.
Someone gets some of the 10-gay contracts played for the Nuggets.
Didn't Jeremy Lin move to CBA?
I have no idea.
I haven't, like, kept up with any of that stuff.
I'm just curious because I know he's not playing like uh anymore
oh original all right Oh, overchill.
Alright! bay bridge
season seven week one kicking off this is game number four oh this was the first week of season seven, okay.
So far we've had some fantastic games.
Take a look at some of those triplets and big leads
and then Jordan Crawford got hot.
Three-headed monster came up short again. Three-headed monsters
as a surprise there, versus the aliens.
Hell yeah! Scal, you gotta get off to a great start. AND YOU HAVE TO GET OFF TO A GREAT START. SCAL, YOU GOT TO GET OFF
TO A GREAT START.
BUT THE BEAUTIFUL THING ABOUT
THE BIG 3 IS THAT EVERY GUY
HERE WANTS TO BE HERE.
THEY'RE SO COMPETITIVE.
AND EVERY SINGLE POINT COUNTS
WHETHER IT'S GETTING THE TEAM
INTO FILE TROUBLE OR NOT. WE'LL SEE WHAT HAPPENS. THE BALL IS GOING TO BE REHEADED.
AND EVERY SINGLE POINT COUNTS,
WHETHER IT'S GETTING THE TEAM
INTO FOUL TROUBLE AND HOPEFULLY
GETTING SHOTS FROM THE
FREE-THROW LINE OR JUST SIMPLY
BEING ABLE TO GO 101 AND PUT
THE BALL IN THE BASKET. THE AGGRESSIVE PLAY HAS BEEN SO GREAT. the ball in a basket. The aggressive play has been so great. They have so many new
players who joined the league like it was
it's been an exciting day. Yes, our team
went down
Oh
Oh
Oh Uh oh.
Uh oh! Audio issues!
That's not me, I don't think.
Okay that's...I think they know about it yeah
they got it they're on point they're on point let's take a look at the rosters
jill green brewer garland green xavier carter and Jaylen Johnson. And for Trilogy
Earl Clark one of my favorite players
in the league Isaiah Briscoe's back
that chip on his shoulder
Caddy Lillane
Rosco Smith and James flight white back for another season
it's not necessarily a match kind. Those two guys being so big.
But yeah I'm not getting necessarily paid.
I'm just kind of doing a favor for my current partner.
Looks like Dwight white will be coaching no stephen jackson
it's a hashtag ad moment i can make sure though make sure we Make sure we're covering our bases.
I don't need a hashtag add to one.
I put it in that title
because they're able to switch on all of their screens which can't be beneficial
but sometimes that can also cause them a massive problem yeah might as well just
guess i agree you know with earl clark you know that
reach he's 610 reaches 611 out there he's able to
yes it's ice cubes All right, here we go.
Damn, I wanted to stretch.
They started too quick.
Okay.
Okay.
Weird.
You're going straight for a four right here, green's looking at the four.
No...you can actually juke people out by
looking at the four and shit. It's kinda interesting.
Might be able to create you some lane. Earl Clark comes away with a rebound.
He's such a utility tool for this league.
Here he is on the isolation.
Little step-back jumper.
That's off.
I like that lane right there.
That was nice
attacking the basket is really key in this league yes settling for jumpers and three point shots
huge even four-point shots but the idea of getting to the basket is it going to be possible
like why was it like mike he doesn't miss oh that's a nice little fake there didn't go yeah
a little double fake there. but getting to the basket is definitely his strong suit. He's really improved his jump shot over the years,
gotten better and better from the outside as well.
I have a lot of my kids watch Briscoe
and Frank Nitti because they're just messing around and frank minney they're just
they don't mess around with the ball and they're just straight line drivers
oh man almost killed him.
I mean, Steve reported.
I'm not really sure how charges work.
There's Briscoe gives it up a A little too high in the pass.
Interception to make that up.
And Relain's a new player
for the Big Three,
so it's going to be
quite an adjustment
when you get here.
Understanding the rules
is not just like
what you see watching at home.
We have specific rules about how you have to clear the ball,
if there is an airball shot that you can take that ball back up.
Fouling sometimes people over foul and get teams on the line
so all of the rules are very crucial
and important.
It's not just three-on-three
at the playground.
There are some specific
rules that have to be followed.
Games are at such a premium in this league, you're always keeping an eye out and saying who- what bigs can play.
Man look how physical this shit is bros. You see this? These motherfuckers are pushing up against each other like crazy they didn't even have the damn ball
wow and there you see johnson throws the
ball up but because he didn't hit the rim
earl clark able to catch it and just put it back up to two.
What do you make of Gerald Green not starting?
You know,
it's interesting but maybe there's reasons for that if he don't come to practice, I don't know where they were.
Were they traveling?
You know, GP is an old school coach, so he says like if you weren't here...
Ay-yi-yay!
Ay-yi-yay!
That's a layup. That's a layup.
That's a layup right there.
Your head is like a foot from it.
You could... He did get it though.
I miss a lot of Lance.
To be fair, to be fair,
I'm short.
And again, Trilogy
who obviously has won many championships
in the Big Three, still with new players there's new adjustments and it's
the beginning of the first season remember these guys have only had practice once for 30 minutes
so to build chemistry uh is really tough when you get new players added to the team.
So we got a new guy
in, right?
And that's a good
fucking start! Damn!
You already know, that step back from the corner that is his shot so
don't be surprised folks if you see several shots go in from that corner
what's the strategy in this are their main three the first three guys they're starters
have you connected so far green with a quick clear look at the wrist. That one's off.
Another 1. Nice shot.
Start or start? Well, I mean, I get that.
The lane... not clearing the lane but the official...
I guess I'm just curious if like they use their best players right off the bat or
if they save their best players for once motherfuckers's getting tired? Is there even a
strategy to that, or is it just like you start with your three
bests and you only move people out
if there's problems? Or is
everybody getting playtime? You know what I mean?
Goddamn! Chill! That was nice. time you know what i mean god damn chill
that was a nice pass though it's a nice cut oh
that's a nice cut by lewane you can see grisco got stuck with the double team
nice pass out
they all do get some play time to the basket
all good things happen when these bigs make that cut to the basket
that guy's kairi's cousin which guy guy was his name?
Take it out on the side you talking about this, you got the bar now
setting up a space briscoe Oh no
shit that's cool downhill up hours right through he is such a tough cover
and the thing about brisco where you know he has the body of the size but
he also has the quickness you know he has the body to size but he also has the quickness.
He has the handles up top with the crossover just attacking
the top foot doing a nice job getting to the basket.
Now here's one of these situations where he gets fouled
and it doesn't go in.
Where the other team has an opportunity to bring the fire.
They don't choose to do this early in the shot clock
or with scores only 9-7.
But that's something they have in their bag.
When you bring the fire,
do you think about
the offensive player and defensive matchup
before you hit that button?
Oh 100%, absolutely because you have to know
your team is...
He was hanging in there air for a while.
Let's see. This might be a good time to bring fire again. The score is nine so I wouldn't
That's a way to get injured right there brother that it's how you get injured
Yeah, yeah one That is how you get injured. Ay-yi-yai!
Scary! Alright, your defensive matchup, not just a review of the play.
And another thing maybe Q will look at it later
but maybe if you have a successful
bring to fire maybe you should get
another one. You guys would be pounding that button
every single time.
Every butt bring the fire.
People love the fire, they love
the kids, the one-on-one,
the part of the game.
A lot of jumpers right now for Tril, which is a little uncharacteristic.
We're so used to them going and getting downhill.
Yeah there's more shots going on than I thought there would be.
You know people are shooting a lot
opportunity because they're being their aggressor he's more likely to get
a basket or layup or possibly you know what i mean
there's it to green quick release oh good run down
oh i like that i like that i like that i like that. I like that quick go back.
They didn't catch that.
The more he drives, the harder it is for the defense to stop him.
And he really likes to go left. You know what's coming and they still defense to stop him and he really likes to go left you know what's coming in they
still can't stop all green elevates nice okay i almost saw the end of that especially
i gotta look like he was up there seems like all day today the team's driving
early success and then jumpers start to fall a little bit later
what i like to see this threes are a lot more efficient scoring wise if you can hit 30ish percent.
We really haven't talked about...
I feel it, I feel it.
They're going for max efficiency?
As I speak of it here we go. This is the matchup we want to see right now. max efficiency.
Okay, okay.
They got a pretty good defense going on too man to be honest with you when it comes down
to like... When you're seeing these guys
do like feints and stuff like that the
guys aren't going for it they're not budging
probably not super easy to be getting by those guys damn that is a shot man
those turn back fadeaways are nasty looking bro in a good way like they look really nice.
Let's gonna connect.
It's off as well.
Green clears it through his brother up top with the pump fake.
Gets downhill.
Okay. travel.
Oh they got him with an offensive foul.
What?
I was thinking a travel there.
Offensive foul.
Are you elbows flying or something?
Clark shooting over the top of Gerald Green.
His jumper is so sweet.
Here's that offensive foul.
I missed it!. offensive back. Especially with a wide open guy. I got to hit those
guys early.
Oh, man.
He wanted
the basketball
for free
He dove at him. He dove at him.
He was expecting his weight to keep
him up.
If no one was standing there, he wasn't going to stay upright.
Oh man! That's like a race car driver definitely not doing it right. Oh, man.
That's like a race car driver definitely not making
a turn if he didn't crash into your ass to make it.
You know what I'm saying?
You're not making that turn, motherfucker.
Okay?
So we gotta play together, keep rotating the basketball and moving the ball
that's all we have to do move the ball and attack the basket
that's it they don't have too many players they gonna play
so let's tie them up.
Jerry Payton always coaching hard.
Well I like what he's telling his guys you know they really want to allow Briscoe to take the three before allowing him to go in I THINK IT'S REALLY IMPORTANT FOR THEM TO BE ABLE TO TAKE THE BALL AND KICK IT.
THEY'RE NOT JUST SHOWING HIS
GUYS, YOU KNOW?
THEY REALLY WANT TO ALLOW
BRISCOE TO TAKE THE 3 BEFORE
ALLOWING HIM TO ATTACK THE
BASKET AND DRIVE WHICH MAKES
SENSE.
THEY WANT TO LEAN A LITTLE
BIT AND TRY TO PACK IT IN. And then also for them offensively driving and kicking, taking the ball to the basket.
You're going to be more successful getting that ball inside
and you'll know when it's time to kick it out for the three.
But to just settle for the jumpers is putting both teams
listen, it's 13-13 they haven't hit a lot yet just settle for the jumpers is with putting both teams, you know.
Listen it's 1313 they haven't hit a lot of outside shots but
the team has been able to be more aggressive and get to
the basket will be more successful. Yeah having a
lot more success driving the ball.
Here's Frisco.
There's the drive.
Nice job.
Oh, he let that one go.
What?
What happened?
Who did what?
I'm with Gary Payton on this one.
This is big three.
It's physical league.
He did a really good job of moving his feet. Yeah,
well, you know, this is the part where
the officials can sometimes
participate a little bit too much
I think but you know But you're looking for
players to attack and...
Peyton ain't happy about it.
...gotta continue to move his feet.
You know that he wants to get downhill.
He didn't make any success. I like Briscoe
going to the hoop, though. You know what I mean?
I like it.
Holy... Damn, it looked
like he tripped over his feet and then he just
stopped on a dime!
What the fuck?! over his feet and then he just stopped on a dime what the to get to the basket don't settle for the jumpers that's that's the right move
but i also think um it's going to be important for the defense to come over
and help a little bit everybody right now just one-on-one,
not a lot of help.
Clark gets the three
and a miss from outside garland clears likes his matchup
pulls up for the 18 footer short rebound smith earl clark step back
oh little sneaky shit right there little
sneaky sneaky shit right there. Little sneaky shit!
Our family's in this,
in the big three.
These two brothers
could really score it.
So that gets...
Is that a foul call on the dude trying to do the sneaky stuff right there?
And rebounds.
Garland Green he can guard pretty good job defensively.
Yeah it looks like it.
Oh boy!
Oh my man's.
Listen, I'm gonna be 100 right now dudes.
Guys come on guys.
You cannot miss layups.
Briscoe's starting to line that thing up,
but that's a back iron miss.
Well, it's the GP's point.
That's exactly what they want to give him,
that outside shot.
Garland Green has to sit in the big three.
If you get 3 fouls in the first half,
you have to sit out the rest of the half.
Man, when I was 4 foot tall,
my coach wouldn't let me miss layups. You know what I'm saying?
If they were even put him back in he gets another foul.
The other team gets the free throw and the ball back.
So again victory for rules playing a huge part possibly
oh big challenge i listen i played some basketball you know when i was little little
all i'm saying is if your head is almost touching the neck you better not be missing legs up top let's get downhill good defense by smith
oh my god he was a football player for a second right there you see that oh my
goodness gracious get away from me!
Gary Payton urges his team to speed it up
Briscoe just controlling
pace here in this game.
Smith for three.
They haven't tried
for any fours, huh? I wonder if that's
more late- stuff like they're mostly
taking those to try to catch a lead or something like that
all right oh wait what All I...
Oh, wait. What?
Wait, he...I'm confused.
He purposely threw it off of him right?
They don't even need us
i need you guys to do a little bit better and chat so everybody who's
watching throw some fire emojis let us know what
you want to see i have uh people we're dropping the
bucket mill and climbing holy cow I have, uh... people... We're dropping the bucket!
...and climbing. Holy cow.
Someone said green's going in.
Trilogy of Terror.
Also one thing I want you guys to do
can you go wish Ice Cube happy birthday? i know we've been talking about it today but
go tweet at him tell them happy birthday uh it's been a killer day here it's ice cubes
birthday in oakland these this viewership is crazy. Do I say happy birthday?
He's never going to see it.
So here again, oh yeah.
Happy birthday man! You never know.
Hope you have a good day.
I gotta stop making fun of all the players now.
Just joking around.
Oh, that was not a shot.
...the biggest play when you don't when you don't make that point well in the big
three hey speaking of devil here we're still coming in hot ice cube look at
this confident age 19 Boys in the Hood.
22 Friday, great movie, all great movies.
25 Barbershop 33 launched to Big 3 at 47
and a Hall of Famer at 53.
Yes, Ice Cube is a legend and a Hall of Famer at 53.
Yes, Ice Cube is a legend amongst us all
and we're so grateful to have this opportunity
to live out his dream
here in the Big 3 and bring the fire
that's happening right now, one of my favorite parts.
Two players go 1 on 1, you gotta dribble the ball, you got about 10 seconds
and this will count either 2 or 3 or 4 depending on what the foul was on it.
Wait a st- that's the weirdest thing I've ever seen!
Oh, a foul!
Count it!
Time out!
Wait, what made a 1v1 go on?
Tell me where the foul was.
A certain type of foul makes it a
1v1?
Okay, extension where you break the plane is where the official has to call the foul he kind of pushes his arm right excellent so that means that did what
it's two points did wet Bibouette. Nice pass, Roscoe Smith.
Short with it.
Earl Clark runs it down.
I think they call
Bibouette ball.
Yeah but this is a nice girl park really hustling and everybody having
a problem holding on to the ball
then week one I think it's good
because sweating so much
and they get the sweat
on the ball and there's much and then they get to sweat on the ball.
And there's just enough sweat to make the ball just a little slippery for them.
Yeah, I heard a couple guys saying that it was just like sticky
and then it would slip out of their hands when the ball was wet.
We got an offensive foul, tell you what I don't know what happened in
the big three but this game right here... Yeah Brewer's been drawing some
offensive fouls, huh?
That guy's saying to himself like, well, he was still there.
I didn't even feel him.
Good shot. Corey Brewer, also another excellent defender able to draw the chart.
Brewer pulls up.
Terrible right there.
Is here like an adjustment you think?
Week one, week two
do you think the guys continue to improve their shooting?
Absolutely!
There's never a time a basketball player stops shooting shots right?
And then listen everybody has fallen in love with the three point shot thanks to Seth Curry of course And shout out to Kaitlyn Clark.
Everybody wants to be a long-range shooter just like that.
But it feels so good when it goes in just like that!
Come on, Briscoe, talk to them!
That's true. I've been seeing some Kalen Clark highlights since she sent
some deep threes.
Now they challenge him and now he makes it.
Yeah, he just needs to get a shot up just a little bit higher so that
extension right there from Bre is that coming out the
contest it is briscoe hits the three on the step back talk to me i think they're
just called the hardened move it was a three or two i think it's a three
let's go say talk to me
oh we're taking a little challenge to see if they clear the lane.
Well I can tell you what, if it wasn't a clear probably the lane...
So I'm gonna change careers and become a basketball commentator? Yeah talk about shit I have no idea what I'm talking about.
Sounds about right.
That's what I've been doing my whole life.
When the new players come in
you have to clear
out of the lane on a transition
play. So there's Roscoe Smith
in the lane.
You don't want it out of there.
Shot
still in the lane.
He backed out
of the lane.
That was close.
I got a job interview
at 2K games one time.
I didn't get the job though.
I don't think I knew enough teams
matching the cities
on the test that I took before the interview
That's just the reason why I believe I didn't get the job.
Do we go by the release? Yeah, is it-
I killed the interview though.
The release but the ball's in the air.
Release.
The release okay so keep an eye on
the shot the shooter I don't see him
straight up there is in the paint and
his foots in his foots in you
see that yeah release
puts out oh I think it should be good.
Come on we can't get that ticky tack
out here but we'll see.
That's why I don't have all my...
He stepped back he ripped at his foot.
I don't know if you have to cleanse both feet.
Let's see.
Oh, both feet had to hit the ground?
I don't know if that's the case.
There's one and the other one is up
but it didn't touch.
What?
Wait, what?
I'm confused.
What just happened?
Oh! whole season and make sure we're consistent with that
foot online it's a two you and you mentioned it there was there was a violation earlier is it they just his foot was on the line for real
okay any travel i mean line for real? Okay. Any travel? I mean, I don't know about that.
Traveling
is
subjective, I've come to realize
in the game of basketball.
At least In the game of basketball.
At least based off some of the clips I see here and there.
There's a follow. Same with carrying?
Okay, how they kind of like turn their hand over
a little bit like that.
I know that a problem that I've seen
is the step through, specifically.
Some people say it's a travel.
Some people say it's part of the game now.
Briscoe was a little too strong. He got that kind of guard. now through. Nice shot.
That's a money shot right there.
I just love the poise. Euro step changed the game, gotcha. What's the euro step?
Is that the step-through or is that the backstep?
He's so consistent. Yeah, really good the back step. That's a set through.
Yeah, I see Tjass do that shit all the time and there's always someone calling travels on him.
Trilogy is up! risk goes back is better than ever trilogy's up I bet you can dunk, right?
Yeah, not even close.
Not even fucking close.
I'd be lucky to fetch the gnat, my man. so you'd be lucky not to break your leg trying to dunk come on bro
come on man your leg trying to dunk. Come on, bro.
Come on now. Snickers. There's definitely a lot more shooting
that I thought I would see
in Big 3 so far.
Alright, welcome back.
Trilogy 25
Big Wax 19
Excuse me. First week I did wax 19
First week Oh
You know the thing that I like about it when you had a chance to talk with Jeff Fosnick of just about the arena in general, about the big three and coming together. And he really spoke about,
you know, the difference of sometimes teams
in leagues are really worried about Monday
and branding and resting players
and then to win.
But with the big three being these guys are here they want to play
the competition level is very high so you think about
what makes fan engagement grow right we have nfl
so competitive ufc very competitive. Women's basketball
on both the college level as well
as the WNBA getting unprecedented
coverage and it is because
fans recognize and cheer for
players that are playing hard
and that are competing.
And that's also what the Big 3 brings,
like the competitive level
that has happened out here,
play after play,
they're not taking plays off,
they're competing,
which makes fan engagement grow
because they see the heart and
effort that is really put into this
sport so it's been great and shout out to
Jeff and Q for
this amazing league. Here we are in seven years
continuing to grow.
Fan engagement is growing
because people feel like
they can really identify
with these players
playing as hard as they are.
All right, let's send it over
to Rachel at MC Hammer.
Oh, here we go! You guys I am
here with the legendary MC Hammer
MC HAMMER?!
What does it mean to have the Big 3 here in opening week in Oakland? Well first of all you know THE BIG THREE IS HERE. IT'S A GREAT TIME TO BE
HERE AND HAVE A GOOD TIME
WITH YOU GUYS.
WHAT DOES IT MEAN TO
HAVE THE BIG THREE HERE IN
OPENING WEEK?
FIRST OF ALL, IT'S A
BEAUTIFUL DAY BECAUSE AS YOU It's exciting. It's bringing a lot of energy back to Oakland and East Bay.
Been so much fun there.
There have been so many newcomers to the league this year.
Is there any player in particular that you would love
see join the Big Three?
It's a lot of players
I think would really
do well in the Big 3
and bring some more excitement, but
Cube and the whole team,
the Big 3 team has been doing a fantastic job.
I can't really take one right now but uh well what i just told you oh
he is there let's go the man himself as years go by you get more clarity and uh you know coming from where
we come from and you know what we lived through uh from the inception of where hip-hop was to
where it is we watched the whole world change
and we you know we've been a part of a lot of things changing so
we we enjoy being at the age that we are right now we're not trying to be uh
20 years old oh did you ran that's cool we grow men
uh and we enjoying life from these lens yeah
oh back to you guys mc hammer it's true i'm trying to be third MC Hammer?
Yo, next up we got an interview with Vanilla Ice.
Vanilla, who do you think should be a good
basketball player that's going to join the Big 3?
Yes, I won championships here
and ran out too
MC Hammerstone.
So, like this is just so
surreal for me and comes
full circle, yes. But I also lost
a championship in here, so I don't want to remember
that one though.
You know how it really is
okay briscoe still getting down hill going left
let's see what john rule has to say
oh man i actually saw a reset here
this is off the mark there's garvin green back in the game three fouls
all slips out hello cool jade that would honestly be
cool that go right up with it.
The lane inside
nope. Reclflares it.
They're getting behind, man!
That was nice. I'll be hitting fours by now.
I'd be like man just take a couple of fours.
Oh dude that would be a chance taker team for sure.
But I'd be taking forms all the time.
Ability to score but the movement without
the ball could continue to get better.
We saw feedback towards today though
everybody's had success with it
and when you talk about cutting back doors just watching guys or ball
watching in the movement without the ball is really key casual done bro that's
crazy It's crucial. Yeah, you guys had a nice one.
Jamario moved back to the right
to the dunk defined by Joe Johnson
like easy baskets are so hard
to come by in the big three if
you figure out ways to get them.
There is good so everybody know just know at home that Gary Payton
has won the trash talking award
for a few years uh in the world oh are you okay you got that what's
happening there we go ah you know what i like the four attempts so i like the four attempts.
I like the four attempts.
Man, they're fouling
the shit out of Green, huh huh they don't like you man stars
they're bumping you around that was a nice matchup
being physical trying to get inside against
so see briscoe he's standing out and
most of those five field goals happen oh wait is that brewer
well i'm stupid was that not green oh sorry
b my b that's my bad!
Brewer...
Sorry.
Step back? more involved. And even him posting up.
Step back.
I don't know what someone said, god damn something!
It's all over that glass chris brewer stops yeah Green looking to get downhill, going hard.
I like it.
I like the fact that Garland is really doing a good night's job of trying
to attack the basket with Briscoe on him.
That size difference, briscoe on him that size
difference brisket he did a nice job of using his body but
at time that was a little bit too much in the second half you got to make sure
you don't get in foul trouble.
Foul's late in the game this year.
Nice! Oh, he talking shit?
You hear that? Yo, he's talking shit!
He's feeling good about himself.
He got something to say to Briscoe, but I don't know if he really.
You know poke the bear because
briskels about get downhill
that I could see coach white over
there is looking for Clark on the block.
Off the mark brewer up top garland green to get the switch looking to go inside
oh johnson at five on the clock it's got to go quick recognized it gets stood He said get that shit out of here
Oh he said get that out of here
oh man mic him up he is an excellent defender that's what i need to see
and the block with the left hand which takes quite talent a lot of players block shots but they block with their right hand folks and they reach
across to make the block but the excellent shot
blockers can block with their left hand.
Listen, you wanna know something? Listen I'm gonna give you guys...
I'mma give you guys a little
opinion here
i think be aggressive there should be as everyone watch halo
how they have random listenings let's go to the listening here and see what this
team is talking about dude they should all be mic'd up.
You should go to them fucking quick listening
and you should be hearing these dudes talking shit
to each other. People would love that.
I want to hear what he's saying.
Yeah?
But Garland did miss
the shot. Here's another opportunity.
I guess it could be bad too though.
Well, I mean, you'd mic up the right players and give them an understanding that people are going to be listening.
You wouldn't just be willing to admit it.
And appoint until the basket is made.
But, you know, again, it's tough.
That's some of the things –
The challenges that coaches have to deal with.
Until they snap, get crazy.
I mean, you can always –
You're always going to have the power to cut them off.
Trilogy? They're not my bucket from the outside!
There's Johnson.
Got plenty of time.
Dribble is backed out.
It's green.
Good going right.
Just downhill.
I like that too.
Should have gone for the shot, huh?
One too many steps, man.
You got to fly at some point.
It's not easy.
Johnson go to the bench.
I'll be here.
Carter checks in.
Okay. I'll go to the bench. I'll be here, Carter checks in.
27 all really slow game today and
I think it has to do with this game game, it just feels like the outside shooting.
You can't knock down shots.
Yeah no shit's been brick city dude, I'm not gonna lie
I've been holding back but man these motherfuckers can't hit anything
Roscoe Smith with the spin. Coming off.
Barlow clears it. Barlow looking to post up.
There's Gysel, going strong. My man is playing damn near MMA with you. It is so aggressive down underneath.
But that was a nice block, again recognizing guys out there
when there's a blocked shot that happens and it changes possession the other team
right there immediately can go and try and score
a lead. Oh, he finally knocks one
down!
Okay, Briscoe?
It only takes one with him. So is that like the
idea behind this league? They want it to be a little bit more aggressive, less referees involved.
You know what I mean? A little bit more like old school basketball.
Unstoppable guys in this league.
He tried to lean on him and said, wait where'd you go?
He said what the...
That was good right there.
He went to lean on him and the guy like moved away.
He pulled a chair out on him, yeah.
That was pretty good.
Look at these laughs, man!
This shit's crazy!
Moving the ball and sharing the ball more really allows you to get easy Crazy! My God, Enrique.
When it was a two-handed sport
I thought it was mostly dribbling with the left
and dribbling with the right not dribbling with the left and dribbling
with the right, not dribbling
but the right moving a motherfucker
with the last one.
That's crazy.
That's really the second three-pointer
from this side of the floor.
Maybe that's his spot, oh okay.
He kissing, feeling good.
Yeah! Oh he got a piece of that.
Oh no... He got a piece of that.
Oh no! Yeah, man, that was a very high
dribble for that one.
... to recognize.
Are they going to test Smith with the bring the fire?
And you're right, I mean watching
Earl Park out there defend.
There's not a position on the floor
where he can't defend,
see the block.
Some nice heads up play
so now these two guys get a chance
Javier Carter has to try
and defend Roscoe Smith here and defend Roscoe Smith here,
hopefully Roscoe doesn't step outside of that three-point line.
Wait, we're 1v1 though! Let's go! Here we go!
To attack the basket... Here we go. Come on!
Why is everyone settling for jumpers?
It's the 1v1.
Oh, bro, you can do a little bit more information gathering than that.
Bro, you took two dribbles
excellent so far feel them out a little bit man but you know what i mean
my god yo briscoe is not letting him yeah briscoe is not letting him.
Yeah, Briscoe's not letting him nudge him through this it's called iso
it's called iso the 1v1 exactly what you want to do because the free throws can make a huge difference
it turns into make it take it if he didn't get that
you know that's unfortunate all right here's clark
oh my goodness gracious. This shit is physical, bro.
Like as a defender you are just putting so much weight forward because
you know they're about to be putting so much weight backwards. Damn man!
A lot of pushing on each what's going on well guys
i wanted to talk to you because uh we just hit two million views on this stream right now
so x is going crazy all of you cats only got gone up 2k.
Theirs has gone up 700k! Keep it coming. Keep the views coming. Retweet, do all the things and Lisa and Scout keep doing their thing also.
I just had to let you guys know big milestones.
Let's go!
2 million we appreciate your support for the Big 3.
When they point that way like what does that mean again? I appreciate you guys' support for the big three.
When they point that way, like what does that mean exactly?
It's not a full court game, do you know what I mean?
Isaiah Briscoe getting buckets.
Blowing kisses, that's the second three.
If he makes a 3, he is one of
the most unguardable players in this game.
Basically saying it's a turnover?
Wait what?
Time out.
But didn't he have a normal layup opportunity though?
I'm confused. Hold on let me watch this again zero green with the one
oh because he had to dodge that got it okay damn jesus christ that was beautiful
i didn't even see that guy.
Briscoe!
You can't be airballing, man. power on it. He had him for a second.
Listen, if someone that plays basketball this much
can airball, I'm allowed to airball at a carnival
and not feel bad about it.
You know what I feel like?
All of a sudden,iscoe uh somebody opened
the back door All right, here's Green. Maybe acrobatic layup.
They're tired.
I understand. Yeah maybe...I mean we haven't seen
a sub in a bit and that was nice.
Let's go to the right spot. I really like his game though. He does a nice job.
He's fun to watch,
his ability to score inside and outside
taking advantage of the bigs inside
Look at that! Look at that bro! taking advantage of the bigs inside.
You think at his side...
Look at that, look at that, bro.
Bro, I'm not even kidding you.
This month he's half sprawling
to stop this guy from getting to the basket watch them they're half sprawling bro
like the guys trying to double leg them elevates it's crazy Oh, the trick! Okay.
Okay Javier well then get up
I didn't know he had house like that
Based off of that jump hook
I did not think that
That's why I hate playing heavy motherfuckers on the court I didn't think that either. But you know what's interesting about being in the big leagues...
That's why I hate playing heavy motherfuckers on the court, dude!
You really gotta push weight into them. He was literally like...
...when players lose their ability to jump as high as they used to.
It can be deceiving but that was kind of
deceiving how do your carter just with the drop step dunk
on the inside yeah okay okay three two we see you
representing mario moon told me today he's 44. and he got Okay. Okay, 3-2 we see you represent...
Jamario Moon told me today he's 44 and
he got two ducks today!
No, he's not 44 is he?
He said 44!
I don't know, we gotta check the books on him.
He ain't 44.
That one lies up.
Oh!
I was about to say,
I'm not sure about that.
That one looked like...
I don't know why
they didn't hit
the reset there.
It's going to stay trilogy ball Hit reset there.
Gonna stay trilogy ball and let's
just give a shout out to all the
female refs out on the court.
They're doing their thing. Stephanie represented number nine
and she's a new official.
I don't know her name, but I see you.
42.
All right, so Baldwin's out of bounds.
They just want to hit the coach's review.
Charles on the headset here.
All right, let's take a look at this. Yeah, what do you see Lisa?
I see who the ball goes off of last touch.
Oh, I think that went off a big whack actually.
Gross hair doesn't budge.
I didn't recognize
it went off of him.
He raised his hand
a little bit right there
telling on himself
but let's see this angle.
Okay, Javier touches
the air and then Javier touches you there.
Oh yeah.
And then Javier pushes it out.
Wait what?
But you never know.
My man he just touched it to you!
Why are you touching it back
to him? Just
grab the ball!
He actually raised his hand too.
Like oh shit. That was off of me.
See?
Yeah, he saw it right there.
Oh, Brist is getting some freaky stuff.
That's not allowed.
He can't come out and take a warm-up show.
They're playing patty cake!
They're playing patty cake! They're playing patty cake.
Alright, so it's gonna be trilogy ball 14 seconds on the shot clock
they're holding onto a two point lead.
This game has been really physical.
Well, 3735 is anybody's ballgame?
That's the beauty of it.
What's all with you guys The ball was even handed. Now the play doesn't work.
Time to convince the ref!
Time to convince the ref!
Holy shit, that's so funny.
Anybody can challenge him.
Oh he didn't use his challenge. That's funny.
It happened right in front of her face and everybody started just trying to
convince her what just happened.
Back inside five on the clock. wasn't even an air ball
on distance that was it that was an air ball on small you can't
on aim right that was like a it went off to the side time I'll part this is off glass no three clears it to his brother uh jericho's
gonna be aggressive on this fight there we go nice yeah gerald green has
really got a step up now this is the time where
i feel like you know gotta be the ball,
man. It's gotta be inconsistent.
He had such a great season last year.
He really needs to pick it up offensively
to try to bring him home for his team.
As well as Earl Tuck. Both of them.
Good job. It's a good sequence by Harvey oh my god bro if i seen one player miss a single fucking layup in the game, bro I'd make that player do 100 layups
Alright
Let's talk about some of the things that went on earlier today
In season 7 Week 1 Of the big 3 things that went on earlier today in season seven week three
he said you're gonna be okay you missed one layup in practice
you're meeting that with a hundred fucking layups
there's a one-on-one action.
That is Stewart, he was in this game.
He had them going early.
There's Mario Moon on the cut and this guy right here, coach's nightmare.
He is a nightmare. Crawford just put
put the ball in the bucket.
Most players don't respond to that type of coaching. I got you.
Listen, I never said I'd be a good coach.
I'm just saying I wouldn't be able to handle that.
I would be pissed!
Hopefully the'll get another chance. Hopefully the enemies get another chance.
Hey, what's up?
How you doing, brother?
Yeah, we're chilling out.
I don't know how many points he had but when he started skipping around it was like...
That camera is a little weird for her.
I feel like they should have taken it away from her
and gotten a wider shot.
Okay, nice pass.
That's not a foul! My man was holding it. Right now, tied up 39 apiece.
My man was holding his arm!
You're right he's gotta be more aggressive
He made him a one armed human and it was not a foul
And I like that matchup green again.
Gerald Green is the brother who really can attack the basket.
He had Lelaine on hand.
They're letting them play
one armed
and again, a big
guy, big body. He's gonna have to step it up
a little bit, put a little bit more
pressure on Carter down there in the paint.
That's good job by Briscoe, packing...
My man was holding it like it was a football! His other arm was getting tangled up!
It gets really interesting when both teams are at four.
I'm gonna get a stretch of this
brewer seven o'clock he's got to make something happen goes inside javier
carter he recognized it too shines up and
that's good.
Nice.
There he is.
That's the guy I've been calling on, Gerald Green getting hot late
and Bivouac appreciating his ability out there.
I'm not sure I'm double teaming off of him right now.
Crisco again...
That's not a foul?
That's not a foul?
It looked like two fouls!
It definitely was.
All right, so low clock.
Me and these commentators are on the same page, man.
I'm telling you.
You got to stay out there.
You didn't get that shot off at time.
That shot was...
Close?
Close!
Alright, we have a timeout.
I missed on it.
A little history about Mid-Wack. They want to win last season in the big three
eight and nineteen all-time zero playoff appearances them in the ball hogs the only
two teams that haven't made it.
This year drafted Jalen Johnson in
the 2024 victory draft and acquired
Harvey Harvey Carter to replace Austin Day,
but we also have to remember
that this is only GP's second season coaching
this particular team, so that record doesn't necessarily go with him
because Reggie Theus was the original coach.
So I think GP would not appreciate
we didn't at least mention that and let y'all know
that this is really the first
team that he's drafted and put together
That's right
Right, so then that's going to have this team should
have taken a kind of a different identity because you're getting
GP from day one, so we'll see but interesting move
because Gerald Green now is back on the bench.
Maybe he just needed a little bit of a break?
He must have sucked himself out.
Well, it's possible.
But you know, 41-44, there's still some opportunities i mean so it's it's it's it's uncommon to see
subs well maybe not uncommon but they're surprised that he subbed out oh that's a big miss and
they're even saying that he probably did it himself.
So maybe people only really getting subbed off of tired or just playing bad. Not necessarily...
I don't know my dudes you guys like
i feel like these dudes aren't even trying to juke each other right now. They're just slamming each other.
They're trying to pretend the guy is not existing in their lane.
And instead of trying to get around him they're in the bonus so it's a shooting foul.
So yeah, you definitely can't.
Oh wow I think they are telling him that he can't bring the fire.
You know there is a sport in another country somewhere
I think they's called MMA basketball.
This game is getting close!
Only difference is there's dribbling in this, there's no dribbling in the mma version
i'm pretty sure i've seen the same old happening in MMA.
He had his arm locked up trying to one hand
I'm just joking around guys, have some fun
Joking around, joking around
I understand this is basketball
Just messing around
Don't take it personal
You're gonna shoot a free throw the other team can't bring the
fire it's like a shooting but there really is
mma basketball that's not a joke another country maybe russia because
they do a lot of weird promotions.
They're the ones doing like
3v1s and shit like that
and fucking just some weird stuff.
I'm waiting to see my first 3v3 triple threat tag team match in MMA or something like that, dude.
The fucking guy gets knocked out cold and can't even tag his boys. It's over.
The one for three,
or the three-for-one I'm in?
My man is on wobbly legs trying to go over the tag as teammates.
You know, bro, it would be fucking great.
You know what? If they really did ask me I don't want that responsibility.
That's all right we've worked it out.
Everybody is clear watching on X. We worked it out and we're going to bring the fire in here. I'm surprised it hasn't been a thing, you know.
There we go! That was a quick release...no no no.
That was not a quick release moment bro
you needed to hang a little bit longer brother
no good defense limited amount of dribbles you can take on bringing the fire? No, it's just a shot clock.
He goes up to Jalen Johnson and fades away.
Acting like I know what the fuck I'm talking about.
Maybe he was going for banks were open, you know?
All right. That's a big big challenge banks were open there trilogy to get back in this
thing the man with the ball is one who has to make something happen and he does kicks downhill Nice. No four attempts, fuck the fours.
Clear to his boy, he's going for the three right here.
He's like I got this. Nope.
He's gonna forget that this guy exists? Nope.
Nice! The three.
Oh my gosh.
The ball gets wet because the guys are so sweaty out. I wonder how we can help this...
Get some towels out there!
Maybe the officials need to try it off and change the ball because...
There's some towels out there.
Maybe a new ball every play.
Now, they can't do that in basketball, huh? It's not like baseball.
Don't people have to get a feel for the ball or something?
Do they do new balls they do just trying to really play the matchup
they can guys that play as hard as they can yeah bro i wouldn't want to be
doing those sweaty balls oh they probably are doing it though but
to play lasts so long.
You got a guy like that.
Oh, Cory Brewer gets knocked down.
It's a take-foul here.
This is the disadvantage to fouling in the Big 3
because you can foul them.
Trilogy,
both teams are in the bonus so now it's make or take it.
What is bonus? You guys gotta explain
this to me. Because now instead of two points
you've possibly given up
five, six, well you got a four pointer
out there too yeah i don't know about that big foul big free throw down Offs it down.
The easiest way to get back into the game in the big three is when you're
in the bonus and knocking down your free throws.
And one of the best decisions ever
in basketball was ming up the net baby
however the fuck they get that sound
That shit sounds good
Um, bonus is when you reach foul slash foul So now it's make it take it.
Bonus is when you reach foul slash
foul too many times and now
fouls become free throws.
Oh, so that's why he said
You're not just like affecting
yourself on a foul.
You are affecting your whole team on the Fouse So you're not just affecting yourself on a foul,
You are affecting your whole team on the fouls.
So now when these guys earn the bonus
You really...
Really giving up a lot potentially
And at point like this
it can be a big difference maker.
They're taking action. diving on the floor trying to get the ball for the one possession they're gonna ask you gotta love it that's that's a good black ball
they don't need to do all this watch you guys
if you could see this should be less than five seconds.
We have cameras for a reason, guys.
The reviews are definitely something that I think we're going to have
to continue to work on and try to speed it up
because every single time
we can't stop
to look at every single play. right here let's see is it close
not even close so earl clark pushes it out of bounds
there's a big wet ball uh you're eyeballing that lady.
You're right there!
All right, they figured it out quickly.
You're right, Scott.
All right, so here we are.
44-43 reset.
Big Weck has the ball on the side.
Out of bounds.
And both teams are in the bonus
you're in the bonus
once you get to the basket
you want to not settle for jumpers
because it's make-it take-it Take it, take it.
Something going to the basket makes the most sense.
Baseline spin move was open there.
Javier is pounding.
They settle for a three-in. That's a tough shot.
It's kind of funny how like in basketball
they have refs
surrounding angles,
right?
So they don't have to do too much moving around the physicality that's happening.
But then in MMA,
they got the guy on the inside of the fucking cage
trying to get all the angles himself
right fucking next to him.
That shit's kind of wild.
Attention is high in the building, 44-43.
Who can set her down and put the ball in the basket?
And you have Trilogy who's been there.
I mean, so you think they'd put some rest on the outside of the cage so they get all
the angles or something?
No danger?
Nah, Herb's just in that bitch.
Now they got to have a guy there to stop him and stuff like that.
I'm just joking around.
Ay-ya-yai, bro!
Fucking strong ar on him dude hit him with the straight arm football move put
the left leg up oh was that me that was me That was me.
It's physical and I love the fact that the officials are trying to do
the best they can to finish this game because it is a very physical game.
Sorry Sorry.
Alright! It's first and 50, right?
Oh no it was your time.
Ha! Green, aggressive. Big steps. No good. Did not hit the rim. Another foul!
Damn man. Fouls are not looking good right now.
Damn!
So this is where the fouls really come, like they are a big deal Oh, man. Carter's all over him, bro. That's not a foul.
Is that a foul?
Man, you can't do much. I mean, come on, bro.
What are you going to do there?
How do you want him to block him i don't think gp has used his
i'm not sure how confident he is what else do you want a motherfucker to do?
He found his finger. Oh, shit!
Maybe the pressure's enough he's taking a free play with this right?
She called it, right?
Green closer. For not counting fouls a whole lot, letting him play, there's a lot of fouls getting called right now.
And on the play that wasn't a foul? That's kind of crazy.
Oh shit he slammed a three and I wasn't a foul, that's kind of crazy.
Oh shit, he slammed the three and I wasn't looking.
Damn. One point down to
Briscoe.
Doesn't get
a foul call and he's not happy about it.
He's like, man what do I gotta do?
I'm confused too to be honest.
You see the roadblocks on him You gotta be honest.
Oh yeah!
Oh yeah!
That's a fucking block. because Earl Clark, I already told you folks, one of the best defenders in the league.
And his reach is really hard to get that shot off but not enough movement without...
Oh my goodness.
He put him in the worst position he can be in.
My guy was like doing the fade away and he was just already completely over him like a tower holy it's been
defense you can say that if they do get the win...
That was crazy.
...they can hang their hat on that because that's how they were able to get back into this game.
Holy shit, he was like his fucking shadow!
Bivouac, if they don't win will be kicking themselves because of the hate had several hours ago. shadow.
Yeah, dude.
Baron. That's a good way to put it.
That was cool.
That was crazy defense. I would not put Earl Clark in the play, absolutely.
Whoever he's guarding should space out.
The problem is he is on Daryl and greens have been you know it's kind of been getting buckets so
uh this is going to be interesting what they run the pick and roll all right they only need
one point right isn't it for it has to be first at 50. It can't be tricky.
There it is.
Oh! Wait. If it did not hit the rim, that's going to be a shot clock violation.
Wait...
I mean...
What is your...?
It didn't hit the rim? I thought the ball hit the rim.
See, it went up
okay nope Nah, it might have nothing. Maybe? Actually?
Give me a slow-mo!
IT DIDN'T! No, let's see this. This one right here. It did!
It skipped the rim.
It hit the rim.
Damn.
That was crazy.
They got a rebound so it was their ball.
And he could have just laid that thing up.
Yeah. Wow. So you saw the change of trajectory there? THE BALL. AND HE COULD HAVE JUST LAID
THAT THING UP.
YEAH, WOW.
SO YOU SAW THE CHANGE OF
TRAJECTORY ON THE BALL.
ABSOLUTELY.
AND SO WHEN THAT HIT THE RIM THEY CALL IT SHOT CLOCK Is this turning into a jump ball or does it go to Bivouac?
No, it goes to Bivouac because they came up with the rebound also.
And you also stopped them from having an opportunity
to just put this ball right back up for a layup.
Correct.
Let's see where it goes
dude barely touched it eyeballing that in real time would be
difficult Eyeballing that in real time would be fucking difficult.
Who came up with the ball?
Yeah, Javier Carter did get the ball.
See right there, Javier Carter has a ball literally underneath the basket.
So it should be a reset should you fit black ball should
be on side or maybe underneath look at this fire comes up with the
basket he has the ball and they stop playing.
Aw, he has a layup right there too.
He has a layup right there.
It's just a matter of
where are they going to get the ball i'm definitely interesting
playing to a max point rather than a time limit. it hits it for sure yeah i'm sure the officials yeah but the rob saying that
the ref for the game
go to carter up top back to green and he has the matchup he likes should be
aggressive
nine o'clock gets to his spot oh balls slipped out of his hands
look at his hands he looked at his hands
chrisco wants a towel to clean the ball up this is gerald green
he's money going through his right he goes to elevate
fall slips right out of his hands
tony you're having a problem with the ball because the guys
this switch so much harder all right can they take can they oh can they capitalize? Push it out.
Oh! He even jumped at it dude he wanted that in there so bad.
Right now, Gold has a chance.
They're going to challenge so many challenges!
Oh my gosh they are going going to stop the challenges.
How many challenges does each team get?
I don't know.
You should know this.
Man!
Feels like 100.
All right, let's see.
You do want to get the call right though.
Well how many challenges did you get? I think each team gets one challenge.
Oh my, good luck with that Rose! Good luck!
He didn't have another challenge. Good luck! Good luck!
Oh, he didn't even have a challenge.
He didn't even have one.
He said, Muffet you don't have another challenge.
Ugh that's good. They took one look at that and they're like you don't got another challenge.
You can't figure that one out. over to his brother i'm your car assist the ball stream you
can't figure that one got earl clark on him
it's not what you want no it isn't carter is There it is.
I'm sure that makes him feel better considering he got blocked on the other one.
That was a good game nice job we saw earl trot
stop up he missed quite a few shots that he normally makes
but we're gonna kick it over to Rachel.
As she gets a chance to talk, Javier nice pass on the outside there
we see Gerald Green again knocking her down and relieved to knock that three down since he did lose the ball
out of bounds when we knew
he had a chance.
And Rachel standing with
the shot maker right now,
over to you, Rachel.
Jail, that was a wild game
huge for Rachel.
Jail that was a wild game.
Where do I know the other coach?
Not Peyton but...
Same stuff different story.
That's how the victory is real physical
it's competitive
Trilogy that's a good team there
well coached
Isaiah Briscoe was really good player to go downhill
I'm really proud of my guys I'm really proud of my guys. I was really proud of my team for sticking with it, fighting on.
We kind of got to a slow start but our guys kept going through and we got the win today.
It really was a fight and you guys have yet to beat in the playoffs so what's your goal
for this season?
You're gonna get that?
So gotta take one game at a time.
Can't worry about week six
weeks seven weekend we
gotta worry bout week
1. We took care of business
tonight now I've got
worried about Tampa next
week week when you
got a great win
congratulations back
to you guys.
Cheryl Green, get it done.
And Lisa, you called for him to deliver.
What are your goals next week?
That's the ball that he delivered.
Ryan, I see what you're thinking about.
He stood up big and has a huge shot that we know ball but he delivered that's right that's the way to think about it
that we know that he could make um but when you lose the ball out and
you have that turnover they could have possibly lost that game
but they kept their composure had a nice defensive stop and they were able to come
back and get that shot
But I thought overall, Dero said something
that was really important and that is
taking it one week at a time
because they have not made the playoffs,
you can't get too far ahead of yourself.
We know this league
every single weekend is so tough.
So great win for Big Rap
for sure. Week 1 has been super physical.
Great game.
Big Black figured out a way to get that win in week one. I wonder how many shots we're taking that game.
Yeah, there's definitely a lot more shots being taken than I thought. San Antonio, Nashville and Boston.
This is Fireball 3.
You playing DayZ tonight son?
Yeah when we're done with this
We're playing DayZ
I think we're gonna be watching for like an hour and 20 more minutes.
That's about what we got that I'm doing.
And get your seats now at Big3.com slash tickets.
Big 3, Big 3 basketball. dot com slash tickets. Big three
basketball has
never been hotter. Do I like
basketball? Yeah, I like watching basketball.
I don't really keep up with any sports
when it comes to seasons and stuff like that, but
I can sit down and watch anything usually.
Taco Bell.
Sniffers.
Ffff! and it varies
basketball all right here we go thanks appreciate the minimum firing
nice next saturday should have done it.
Favorite energy drink?
I don't really have one.
I just go,
I have a bunch of different ones I try.
That's just different ones i try it's all going down next saturday
right here on cbs
all right All right.
Those are kind of loud, so I'll turn that one. Yeah, I mostly...
Because I stream so much
I don't feel like
I have time to keep up
with a lot of the sports
and stuff.
So I keep up with a lot of the sports and stuff. So, I keep up with fighting combat sports here mostly.
So, I watch MMA, boxing, bare-knuckle, anything under the sun.
Fighting usually just in my off time.
No tying and everything. I believe you. No time, you know what I mean?
Not...you know, I don't keep up with it as much but yeah.
Slapfest! Ahhhh of season seven slap fest mike taylor is gonna
uh he's entertaining it's not really my thing
we'll give you a preview of this game but i see highlights and stuff like that
every once in a while people getting knocked out
when y'all hear that so i know mike taylor is in the building and we
represent for that purple you know what i'm saying that goes baller
purple yeah i'm saying it's oh now that's just
what it's just what i do you know what i'm saying? That's just what I do, you know
what I'm saying? Like, I've been doing that since
season three, you know what I'm saying?
So now I'm a vet in the game.
You say ball and purple?
Bring back that ball of energy for my team.
The ball is... and bring that ball of energy for my team.
The Ballas!
East Coast Ballas!
I love my team.
Baller gang!
Really nice matchup.
Franklin Sessions, Mike Taylor.
Guys you might not know...
Where's Bosh if we need him?
Or where's...
Where's Ami Barricades? or was that where's the other kids
he sucks
some of the juvenile kids.
He helps them to stay off the streets.
There's a huge event in the park there
in the water zone.
He is a great teammate.
Everybody speaks so highly of him, but he's also
a man of the community.
So you guys check him out.
Is it MikeTaylor88 on any
of the social media platforms?
He's a good guy. Yeah, so Mike Taylor is the captain of the Ghost Ballers.
Take a look at the Ghost Ballers.
A little history of where they're at and how they were built, state of the franchise.
Seventeen last year.
They were really good and lost it a little bit at the end.
Lost to the triplets in the semifinals.
George Durbin was coach of the year.
Mike Taylor best trash talker.
And Mo Charlo, Darnell Jackson
who I think is underrated
and Hezzy God went from
trilogy to the Ghost Ballers
How did Hezzy God help this team out?
Well listen, I don't know how Hezzy God got left in the draft and left out, but the fact that he was able to get picked up because Jonathan Simmons is hurt
Is how has he guy got this opportunity? But i'm sure he's gonna take full advantage of it.
Probably pissed off at every other team. His ability to score his whole
story about being a football player and a YouTuber... Yeah, I have, JBimex.
...and really just becoming a sensational basketball player. He I might.
I feel like I've heard that nickname before, i don't really know you know what body i think the biggest strength that he brings is his ability to
shoot the three and get to the basket but also pass mike tay Taylor's a scorer.
Excellent. This team, I think Ghost Ballers is one of the teams to watch out for.
All right. Let's go to break and when we get back, Killer Threes, Ghost Ballers. he's a youtuber oh cool opportunity
the big three is back wait i'm pretty sure I know him.
I'm pretty sure I've seen his stuff.
... It's a hard-nosed trash talker playing the basketball where they still bang down low and they still play tough D.
Hall of Fame coaches, an NBA superstar... He's played Big 3 before? Okay.
...to a city near you. So grab your friends, grab your family, and get to our seats now. Okay.
Yeah, Ice Cube personally asked me if I would watch this. That's correct.
He texted me, FaceTimed me actually
and said they needed someone. this
nice cube doesn't know i am
the All right, here we go. I'm just kinda making fun.
I'm just having a good time hopefully not to...
I don't mean any disrespect by anything by the way.
I'm just kind of around having fun you know
i respect all these guys and how superhuman they are okay just want to make that clear
i'm sorry.
Nothing personal. Those flowers are such a high energy team.
They're a seasoned team, they know themselves and of course they're led by Iceman.
So who doesn't like love Iceman?
But I loved the way that they played.
They moved really well without the ball.
Killer 3 is another good matchup with oak when you
talk about at the helm,
but this team was Frank Nitti again
pals so solid his ability to score
hit those 15 to 17 foot jumpers and then green is that other X factor
kind of like the Earl Clark.
His ability to score from outside 6'10", 6'11", shooting over at the top but also able to close up so this would
be a really nice matchup and it's a tall guy for shooting those shots now
mike taylor earlier how tall are guards usually off the court
i like watching he's entertaining to watch you guys
look at Mike Taylor and the way that he plays
so much energy his ability to shoot the three ball
never stops moving though, he never stops moving though he never stops moving and he can get on the inside
gets downhill excellent shooter from the top yeah man
the net sound i like it spot from the top straight in
but don't forget about Hussie Guy.
I didn't even know he had you guys real name is Ryan Carter did you know that?
Shit sorry.
Yeah, he was our
rookie of the year
last season
didn't get drafted
and they got a chance
to pick him up
and I'm sure
he's gonna go off
so
it was real man
in the big three we're gonna stretch chat we're gonna stretch I don't even know his real name.
We're gonna stretch chat, we're gonna stretch for a sec move around a bit
... I think he's ready for the consistency that it takes to be in this league, to be in a conversation with MVPs.
Well his ability to get downhill for real again
He has all of the moves and handles
but what he's been improving on in the last season especially is knocking down a three-point shot.
That open shot before guys would hang back, you can't leave him anymore
and he's getting really consistent with it from the outside.
If he gets that jumper going today,
it's gonna be a tough road for
the Ghost Ballers but Mike Taylor
getting an excellent defense will
probably match up on them there
quickness matched one you know each
other then you also forget heavy guy comes out that's gonna be nice AND THEN YOU ALSO FORGET HEAVY GUY COMES OUT.
THAT'S GOING TO BE NICE TO SEE
HEAVY GUY IN SESSIONS,
IF THEY CAN GET A LITTLE
ISO ONE-ON-ONE.
WHAT'S THAT GOING TO LOOK LIKE?
BOTH OF THOSE GUYS WITH
EXCEPTIONAL HANDLES
AND ABILITY TO SCORE.
THERE'S CHARLES OAKLEY,
SEVENTH SEASON
AS KILLER 3 COACH. THERE'S CHARLES OAKLEY, SEVENTH SEASON AS A KILLER THREE COACH.
TEN AND SIX SINCE 2022.
I THOUGHT THESE GUYS HAD
A REALLY GOOD CHANCE OF DOING
SOMETHING LAST YEAR,
AND FOR EVERY REASON THEY FALL TURNED.
OH YOU MEAN WHEN WE SENT THEM HOME? YEAH. doing something last year and for whatever reason they faltered oh you mean when we sent them home
yeah oh the triplets send them home you got to send a lot of people my bad let's take a look
at a line of mike taylor darnell jackson chris johnson mo charlo ryan henzie john carter frank Jackson, Chris Johnson, Mo Charlo, Ryan Hensley, John Carter.
Franklin
Session,
Dante Green, Josh Powell
and there's the Iceman
himself, George Gervin. Great guy.
Amazing coach one coach of
the year last year and then
William Felder is on killer threes
Dominic Johnson also had a nice
come he had a great season last year,
his ability to knock down the three
he's solid for them and sometimes
if Frank Sessions is having a little
bit of problems scoring offensively
they bring him in and he does a really nice job running the point coming off pick-and-rolls
and his ability to knock down a three ball.
So again, Killer 3 is a very solid team.
They're familiar with each other.
William Felder, I'm not familiar with this thing, so it'll be
interesting to see him get out there and have this opportunity
as well.
Let's go!
Alright.
Two of the fastest guys right now guarding each other let's go all right here sessions call nitty
going to pop the green pal on the block deadly from the mid-range.
Elevates up...
Let's go over to Rachel and see what is going on.
Guys another update 3 million you guys gonna tell me which one has he got is
he's on ghost balls, we know it's in purple.
He's down the bench right now.
They have a chat? oh i like journals okay going crazy and guys But yeah, I'll block off for you guys. And they have a chat? Rachel and you are right. Darnell Jackson is also another bucket on the inside
A big guy who can shoot from the outside
He does a really nice job getting on the boards
Okay so we see
everybody's settling for jumpers right about now.
That chat's gotta be going a million.
He won't settle.
He likes to take it inside.
Oh! Rebounding for the killer threes. Very similar to Charles Oakley Oh Give up dude, they already have two fouls josh he's uh he's the what you call it doesn't
want to give up dude they already have two fouls
that's no bueno in the first three minutes of the game man
there's not been a point been scored you got two fouls So you want us to call out chat?
All right.
Of course, but you know
you're on air right now, right?
Yes, so we're gonna... We can hear you, Rachel. We're going to call I'M GOING TO TELL YOU. WE'RE GOING TO CALL FOR CHATS.
WE WANT CHATS.
WE WANT YOU GUYS TO CALL.
HIT THE X-CHAT.
WHAT'S THE TAG, RACHEL?
IT'S A LITTLE BIT OF A SQUIRREL. I'M GOING TO TELL YOU ABOUT THE CHAT.
IT'S A GREAT WAY FOR US TO
CALL, HIT THE X-CHAT.
WHAT IS THE TAG?
BIG THREE?
STILL LIVE?
WHAT IS THE CHAT? SO CHAT, WHAT IS REALLY what's really cool about going live on x is it's very similar to other streaming
platforms where there's a live chat so you don't actually even have to tweet
you can jump in the chat and be talking to other people who are viewing
that was nice little uh nice little strip right there. It's just I'm just so excited to be a part of this and it's so cool that we are live on X right now
I feel like I'm sitting with all of you watching the game
Before Oh a four?
it's a four hey i know you're coaching people i appreciate you yeah hey
you're getting all the love in time let's see he's got some movement huh
just see let me just give a shout out to mike taylor right there with the jumper
you're really hot watching yeah i am he's a good guy i appreciate uh these I'M NOT GOING TO SAY THAT YOU'RE A GOOD GUY.
YOU ARE REALLY HIGH ON MIKE
KAYLOR.
YEAH, HE'S A GOOD
GUY.
I APPRECIATE THESE MEN.
HE'S A GIRL DAD OUT HERE.
HE'S EXPECTING A NEW BABY.
HAS TWO BOYS. I JUST APPRECIATE IT. I get a chance to really know these guys more than just being basketball players.
So, I just want to make sure that I highlight them as men and fathers
and girl dads out here because they're amazing.
Heck yeah! Damn nice shot.
And the strut! Why you need to eat? Damn, nice shot. Dude I guess what's... He's a small guy in a big body. Some guys want to be bigs, but the bigs want to be smalls, right?
So here he is at this size with the number 7 on him.
Hey, I got a question for you guys.
We see this throughout the big three.
You have a 3v3 basketball game on half court at the park.
Do you switch
the ball on your team
scoring, or do you keep the ball in your team
scoring? Isn't it like 1v1s and 2v2s
where you score and you keep the ball?
That's what's tripping me out a little bit is that they're switching
the ball and I'm almost like feeling like
they're supposed to keep it or something afterward
It trips me out every once in a while.
It's almost like accustomed to half court games, right? you keep he can knock down or i guess this is just a rule say you agree on as well as nicely on the block
here's mike taylor with the man quickly switched it to the left hand. Did you see the left hand?
If there was a check,
he'd be staring at it right now that
was nice. I'll see this here is
Dante with the step back.
Oh man, I missed the free. that was sick when I missed what's left.
And here is Mike Taylor coming in and switches it to the left.
Yeah, damn, that was sick.
So athletic.
Look at him giving high five.
Aww.
That's what I said.
What do you think about their roster going? Aww. That's what I said.
What do you think about their roster going double big with Mike Taylor?
Well, because Chris Johnson technically is not a big even though he's seven foot out there.
He is a three-point shooter and he doesn't... Is there a possibility
that we don't get to see Henny
play? Or will
you think we'll see him no matter what?
Because he can guard and use his length
on the guards on the outside.
Jackson trying to turn use his length on the guards on the outside. Has he? Sorry,
what is it?
And that's one of the things coaches hate.
Is it? Has he gone?
You're not going to block that shot. Has he got?
Has he got, sorry. I got it my bad, my bad, I got it.
Ryan Carter.
So wait what does he get this for? Which is a hard shot to shoot without movement
and it's so flat as well
Oh nice pass
He even drops a nice pass, pretty sure
They have a lot of the pieces in and they're very tough teams
for most teams to match up against
Oh!
That was a little bit much right there i was a little extra that was a little bit much
surprised the officials let that go mike taylor gave
frank's uh frank kind of sold it you gave a little Luka Doncic on that one
another little extra but you guys don't know Frank sessions actually Jordan oh what a fucking stripper sessions is actually a jordan brand athlete
oh what a strip there that was sick
i did not know though. That's awesome.
Yeah, it was like a collab he was explaining to me.
Well that is an amazing opportunity.
It is right?
Oh that was nice.
Nice man!
He picked up. Ooh that was late! That's not... I don't know what he said.
Don't know what that means, but he said head pat twice. I don't know if that is good or bad.
...by Dante Green right here and they were yelling at him to shoot it shoot
it but because of the contact with jackson he had to use his body and didn't get it off in time
nice finish though. Uh oh, stop touch.
I love it that they're playing against Buskets.
Oh shot clock violation is net back?
It's like this is where the game has gone
where everybody has a touch or face up game
and its really difficult to find post players that can
really score with their backs to the basket so even some of the biggest guys
you see these guys are what 260 plus my man super sam have beautiful jumpers We're live with Charles Rookley in the huddle. Let's put the ball on the floor and kick, drive it and kick!
That's us play smart.
Forget this.
Keep your guys from you.
That's us playing.
They can do whatever they want.
We got to talk.
We gotta talk about these. y'all ain't i
ain't nobody talking you gotta talk you don't like the
figure yeah it sounds like counter-strike
losing a game your comms are down. He's a big body, that's why we want to give him a pick and roll.
Don't talk out here, talk on the floor all right let's go don't talk out here
talk on the floor
i mean that was hilarious same thing counter-strike though you
start losing games your comms start to go down you start to lose worse it's so important scout the
communication is so big and sometimes i think the guys just take it for granted
i mean you know you played this game how important is communication no it's communication i'm always
coach coaching i thought that was pretty good words of wisdom right there
non-stop talk i'm amazed when you don't hear it he said someone's a big body
that we gotta pick and roll him.
He also said he wants them going to the rim,
The first thing that happens is a shot.
Unless I'm thinking about the difference hold on
what culture is that guy for again man i was so confused
the coach had all my attention i didn't even I forgot what team he was coaching.
Yellow Team, okay, I'm making sure I got that right.
All over the glass.
Yeah it's going to be important
to see how those ballers take advantage of their size
because you think that you just want to post and find a mismatch but because
they have so much strength in powell does a nice job i'm not sure about the new guy william felder
see how he holds his own against Chris and then
Chris loves to be on the outside so he doesn't always take
advantage of his size because he likes to settle for these types
of numbers.
I'll get it.
Oh, I'll get sick
it's a lot of miscommunication with killer threes right now well just keep
this in mind folks for everybody
watching you get 30 minutes of practice and then you're here
with your game on display with everybody watching
so it may look a little sloppy as far
as we are in week one but these guys
have given their all.
What an excellent
excellent pass garneau jackson is like sneaky
dominating this game with his rebounding passing and shooting
that was an excellent pass As far as clear.
I'm hearing it again, Caroline's bringing some food, I got some grabbo.
He's gonna get two out of it.
Two?
Chufritos? This is a 2 man game with Darnell Jackson has been tough for the killer threes to guard.
Whether it's a hand back or pick and roll, Mike Taylor is taking advantage of it.
And you heard Oak talking about it because
you know that Jackson can shoot, which is a great
threat but he also sets such a good
screen that gives Mike Taylor just
enough time to turn the corner
with his quickness... 15-5 uh oh
one thing i really like about the big three is how guys can play offense
with people on their hips all right guys it's time to start going
for some fours.
Ride or die!
Oh no, put that back up. Nice
rebound.
That's a nice rebound, but Johnson again
settling for the jumper. Oak wants him
to get that ball to the basket and get
more downhill.
But Powell doing a nice job cleaning it up.
Chris Johnson
I would love to see you come right there and give him him. He juke them right there?
Did he give a little nudge or what happened there?
He kind of flew by it.
I just rolled off on them a little bit.
Alright, shit. That's crazy.
Okay, okay. We need something.
Not like we, but you know
like, you guys need some
shit.
Oh hi! and he only shoots when he sees that his team needs him to shoot. And otherwise, he's passing the ball.
Oh, hi.
You saying hi?
Completely randomly now that there's food involved?
Is that what's going on?
Huh?
That was a settle right there,
especially with all the two-man game that they were using.
Ryan Hesigod Carter is in.
Oh! Hezzy's in!
Hesigod... Okay I know which one he is.
Oh! hi baby.
That shot is Mike Taylor's shot, but he missed it, so it's one of those when you make it
your hero and you miss it, that's a bad shot, but he consistently takes that shot. But here's Hezzy God
with his 2024 debut
in the Big 3.
5 on the clock.
Johnson
attacking. goes up.
No good. Right away on the glass
Felder. Good play by Charlo
and steal. I know Jackson showing off his good hands
That's a good hustle and this is one of these things when i
see thank you so much i'm gonna be eating
some eggs and bacon it makes you sad they are out hustling and that's where you can lose the game
put like a window over me or something allow teams to get second and third
chance opportunities and right now ghost ball is
really doing a great job of hustling.
Getting that second and third chance opportunities for their team.
Session just checked into the game.
That's Caroline. that's caroline
he number four i think right oh my god man has he gone see when the clock it's gotta go if you take too long to clear
it throws everybody off too long to clear
and just losing track of trying to set up an offense that wasn't quite there
if you got to do this right here it's's a little early, Hensie.
I'd like to see you get downhill first before
you settle for that first three-pointer but we know
you got it in your bag.
Oh man he saved that.
You can say it! Airball, motherfucker! You can say it. Air ball, motherfucker!
You could say it!
That was nice. That was nice, that was a
good offense and an excellent defense
Trying to get green on skates
Okay
No! I i wanna see it man
we finally get a four banger as soon as he goes for it we hear that we hear the whistle
well it looks like the shot clock went to 10 and didn't reset so let's see, that ball didn't hit anything.
Oh, so they must have reset it because the ball didn't hit anything
so the shot clock should have expired
but instead there was a reset?
It should be about four seconds.
Actually, it should be less than four.
Yeah, you're saying... Oh yeah, it should be less.
I'm surprised they even gave him two.
Defense.
A big three in the corner. Oh, the defense. The big three in a corner.
Well, the shot clock messed up again.
Good pass by Montee Green.
Here's his head.
And you know what?
With him he starts to get it going.
Damnit!
He was player of the week one year last year in the big three
that's a better factor
goes can't leave him johnson short with it Johnson
Johnson usually knocks down those shots, but just like his he got getting downhill. Yeah
No sick rotation which is really hard to do in the victory to have that rotation it comes a little bit too slow at times and that time they weren't able to make it okay top action. Okay, gets it. Charles good challenge at the
rim. Excellent challenge by charlotte. I like that i'm not
sure the official I guess they saw a little bit more contact on that,
but I thought it was great challenge at the rim.
LaGrange doing a nice job of getting downhill and guess what time it is?
Time to bring the fire.
What happened? Oh wait what?
It's one on one, bring the fire.
You're asking your coach you're telling your coach I got this matchup.
Which I really like however Green is an offensive monster so
I don't know if I would have wanted to-
Why'd you take his money?
I don't think I would've taken the
green fire against him just because
he's so good offensively. Also, when you
allow one of the best players to have the ball in their
hands sometimes that really gets
them going because they have a chance to touch the ball.
Aaaaahhh!
He is an offensive monster.
And so I think bring the fire has to be really strategic.
They weren't being this strategic, but... has to be really strategic is that a no he does a great job going right so
strong for the basket now they give them
two points but now they also gave
him the ball which if I was killer threes coach, I'd go
right back to him.
No, it should be ghostballers ball.
Yeah, they don't get the ball. They're in position should be ghost ballers.
Yeah, they don't get the ball.
They're in position right now.
I don't know why they give them
all back is interesting.
It's not the right call.
There you go.
Yeah has to be blue ball on
the way.
Let's not make it take it now we really
really trying to play like we in the streets.
Thank you God harder good pocket path
excellent extra charlotte over the corner Good pocket path. Excellent extra
charlotte in the corner that hurt.
Really and we want to let him have a jumper, you gotta let them
have it.
Chris decides to bite on it...
Oooh!
You had an air ball followed by a missed layup.
Damn! Damn! Okay, Charlo. Giving it your all? You can't do anything with me, folks.
If you do not carry about week one coming away with a win every single possession.
Hustling.
Diving.
Banging.
Like that's the beauty of the big three. Everything counts. The competition
level is at its highest and these men are giving it their all i love it
all right ryan carter the hezzy guy comes off the screen
cool with the shake loses it what happened this is another one finally gets it back
you couldn't pay him to miss that many layups and sessions just coming up short
low on the backboard but again it's the hustle,
the extra play. Hezzy guy tries to do the unthinkable by
splitting the defense and it doesn't work out for him. Green a nice job
getting his hands on the ball and Sessions falling short with his ability to jump and get off
the floor faster than Hessey?
I mean that is foul.
Lord please let me make this basket.
He's really struggling right now.
Trying to figure it out as he goes, but it's uncharacteristic for him
to miss down his layup. Nice drive by Ryan.
Dante Green up top That was sick, but didn't quite get it.
.
Goes for three.
Long.
That's the front to down. It's Charlo. down
it's charlo at eight o'clock goes quick
no miscommunication through the ball of committed miscommunication for the
killer threes and it looks like they're
kind of trying to figure it out
communicating Chris out communicating chris for three his favorite shot from the outside
perform
they're always it seems like killer three's always up against the shot clock
wow nice number two put on the line put on the line oh killer threes back in the game 19. Okay. There's so much time, and because we don't play shot clock...
Okay.
These guys have, you know, comes down the stairs at a pace.
Uh-oh.
Who can last in this?
Has he still got a little bit of pressure?
He's physical. Might be feeling some pressure. Good pass. Now they're starting to move the ball.
They're doing what Charles Oakley wanted them to do.
Charles Oakley asking for the clear out, 5 on the clock.
Johnson has it shot.
Back iron, not a good shot.
Not a good shot because the defense is literally right there in front of you.
All these shots are bad shots.
Johnson knocks it down with a hand in his face,
and what happens is
that's that false sense of like
that's a good shot because it went in, but
hey, they don't count
it.
So it wasn't a good shot
he said you've got to be kidding me bro i gotta see this
johnson taking that
ball getting downhill as opposed to settling for the three even though he
did hit his last three attacking chris going there
it was not another defender
This game much more paced to it
as we predicted that it would be because
Ghostballers like
to play fast.
Oh wait, they showed it?
Well I think the fact
that they like to come off screens.
That's my B.
I was thinking about the bacon.
I'm sorry.
I was deciding which of the next piece
I was going to take.
...slows it down a little bit more... piece I was gonna take. Oh, no!
Yo, Hezzy's out right now.
And of course you know he
also won trash talk every one
of these past seasons
so don't be surprised when you see him talking to the opponents as well.
Ghost ballers 24, killer th is 20 with the ball.
Clean ball.
Johnson on top of it for that high-picking roll was fouled.
Good defense by Mike Taylor with the hustle.
Mike Taylor, you're right, he pushes some kind of energy.
Yeah, Mike Taylor just energizesizer bugged me.
Always after every play getting our ball clearly went off of him.
That's off your shoulder, right?
But he is arguing the whole way.
Oh! Almost came up with another steal.
Yeah five seconds on the shot clock.
Johnson's got to create something
or kick out at the three ball.
That's all.
Beautiful.
Jackson over to Taylor. Beautiful execution even though the ball didn't go in, you like to see it here
is Mike Taylor trying to get downhill
doesn't use his screen, shoots the three?
Johnson sets it up and gets into a pick-and-roll which is nice with Josh Powell.
Josh Powell in his favorite shot... oh! Comes up short. Oh, almost got that. I didn't hit anything.
Wow, what a series of shots in this shot.
And that's the key to knowing series of shots and missions.
That's the key, knowing the rules these guys
all these guys on
floor seasoned veterans in the big three
understanding that the missed shot they can put right back up
here's mike taylor with the ball moving high octane let's see if he
can knock down the three ball he's been chasing the shot
for
all uh... I'm not saying he's got to be a top three.
.
Basically, he's saying listen
man ain't nobody hitting threes
today.
Oh yeah!
That was sweet dude.
I like that.
What a big difference this, not many calls at all.
Letting the guys play.
Excellent cut by Green. Dante going to the basket. He did a nice
give and go. Popped popped out got the ball passed it
quickly into the basket
has an opportunity to finish
if you can make this free throw I think killer three is good position.
I don't think they played very well at all and to go into the half ahead one I had one.
Nice. All right, there's a half.
Well we talked about how fast a game would be with both of their teams.
I thought there was going to be a but after that.
It was just a flat.
I don't think they played very well at all a lot of credit they did a good job of just
maintaining staying strong and let's see what rachel has to say over there what's he talking about rachel thanks guys pezzy second year you're a rookie of
the year last season how does it feel being on this new team uh It feels good. I'm blessed to be here
and appreciate the opportunity.
Oh, man,
this is a bad time
to interview them, no?
How important is it
to win
on week one
or week two
to get every dub along the way.
The first three weeks are very important
because if you go 0-2, 0-3 pretty much cancels it for the playoffs for you.
So the first three wins are very important.
Well we're happy to have you back thank you
back to you guys all right did i see that Or am I tripping? Yeah, dude. Got it!
That sucks man to have to do an interview when he's probably not happy
with his performance at the moment.
I know exactly how that one feels.
Well, maybe not quite.
Cincinnati. playing. Hey guys, hey guys. We're gonna change nose trash talking random basketball where they still That's not me. Internet? In there. there so
right right craig Right, right Craig? Next Saturday, it's a Big 3 doubleheader on CBS.
Oh my gosh!
First, the Brazilian Blur and Bullhawks versus newcomer Paul Millsap
and aliens.
And in the nightcap, enemies will try to slow down
Mike Taylor and Ghostballers.
Taylor off the glass!
It's all going down next Saturday as Big 3 is coming in hot to Tampa.
1 p.m. Eastern, right here on CBS. Wait, do I still have what, OP Frank?
Do I still have what?
Oh the fridge?
Um... Yeah, I've never had to send any fridges back
after sponsors or anything like that so he's got some.
It sounds like they send a guy to come collect I'm not
currently with
anybody with drinks and stuff like that.
We're just chilling.
She's smoky.
We like to...
Listen, man. It would be dumb of me
not to keep my options open so
I like
all them and um i try you know i drink different ones. Eastern right here on CBS but it is you know something that I rely on a little
bit so I do I did drink them so you know I did get hit by Lids.
I should have had my dudes reach out, huh?
I got hit up by Lids, so it just reminded me of it right now.
Ha ha! reminded me of it right now the glass. It's all going down next Saturday
as Big 3 is coming in
hot to Tampa, 1 p.m.
Eastern right here on
CBS.
Okay, okay. Next Saturday it's a big 3 doubleheader on CBS.
Millsap used to be my GOAT in the NBA 2K.
And Ball Hogs versus newcomer Paul Millsap and Aliens
and in the nightcap, enemies
will try to slow down Mike Taylor
and Ghost Ballers. Taylor off
the glass!
It's all going down next Saturday
as Big 3 is coming in hot to tampa
1 p.m eastern right here on cbs oh yeah this is pretty cool
you need a crown and uh what's going on you guys need a bed yeah pull out the
beds what's going on? He's just sitting here.
Alright, Shaq.
Give me a Segundo here. Listen, the sound's off for me too.
It's not me.
I think we're waiting on them
to fix it. Next Saturday, it's a Big 3 doubleheader on CBS. First it's newcomer Paul Millsap and aliens.
And in the nightcap, enemies will try to slow down Mike Taylor
and Ghost Ballers.
Taylor off the glass!
It's all going down next Saturday
as Big 3 is coming in hot to Tampa.
1 p.m. Eastern, right here on CBS. Next Saturday, it's a Big 3 doubleheader on CBS. is newcomer Paul Millsap and Aliens.
And in the nightcap, enemies will try to slow down Mike Taylor and Ghostballers.
Taylor off the glass!
It's all going down next Saturday
as Big 3 is coming in hot to Tampa.
1 p.m. Eastern doubleheader on CBS we can do this. We'll try to slow down Mike Taylor and Ghost Ballers,
Taylor off the glass!
We'll just chill
and wait till they get started started then i will kick it back out
off the glass!
We're gonna watch a little bit more chat. We got about half hour or so,
we'll see what's going on.
Here's a different thing, I think.
Hold on. Okay. oh no to the old did not tell you what i tell you about these Right in the icebox cube.
Didn't I tell you what I'd tell you about these expensive seats? See, now that's how you introduce yourself to the crowd right there.
What's up Ice! I like your stuff!
Today was a good day, baby. there is a strong move that's the role you know what in the difference if week one
i wouldn't be able to make that move with the quickness yeah week two got better and now
you see the progression Laying something beneath you. Tomorrow, DJ will be able to line that up!
Damn dude...
Look at me mugging advantage right there around johnson how about the bulls i love how james white is attacking the cup to wipe the rebound
all you need is two oh three games in a row three games in a row for al harrington with a game winner okay that was trilogy The head coach is Rick Mahorn. Harrington with McCants and White start the game for Trilogy.
Wait, Iverson played in this league? Holy shit, he did! Well, McCants is smart. He understand that he can take advantage of the size.
Oh, it's a rebound.
One-four!
It's Johnson!
By the time i came in
damn so he was trying to do the sprawl technique.
Thank you, Action Man. Thank you. Thank you, Action Man!
Thank you.
Big 3 next Saturday coming in hot for Tampa.
Is that for real Jacobacob appreciate you brother
good to see you by the match appreciate man. Appreciate you bro. Thanks for the job sir. And uh...
Thank you Action Man. johnson got kept got caught looking oh inside and I said pass out here to begin
Rick Mahoney I told you four rebounds
against the ghost ball was last week He's on fire!
That doesn't count as hitting rims? He lays it in. We hit halftime.
That doesn't count as hitting rims?
I'm confused on that one, maybe because he had a
the other guy had his hand
on two or something.
And the foul! his team leads by three off the Spanish and a foul as all its made contact with notice what they're doing
he's putting the shot in the can'ts one-on-one in the middle of the court with andre
damn there it is there it is again introduce yourself to the crowd right there but it's also how you introduce
yourself to the founder of today was a good day oh jaco is that what
it was two point lead and the basketball
that's the roll
you know what, from the differences in week one
Al wouldn't be able to make that move with the crookies
week 2 got better and now you see
the progression after playing for three consecutive weeks now his legs are
underneath him johnson picks his second four-point
field goal of the game.
How about legs up underneath you?
DeMar, DJ was able to line that up.
It has got to be pretty tough to deal with four-point players.
Catching in on Owens. The Gats are the fave!
Rashad, the Gat's on the ball. got you in on owens the cats are the fate
we're going back to the live thing eventually right or is that we just not watching the rest of that game
maybe there's some technical difficulties going on all you need is two all you need is two that's three games in a row
three games in the road before al harryton to seal the deal well trilogy remains unbeaten three at all the only upbeat team in
the big fight is made machine threes company 50 to 42 hal harrington with a game winner the 42
damn i thought we were back.
Thought we were back. Start the game for trilogy.
And it's Allen Iverson with DeMar Johnson and Andre Owens still referring to Mark Wood, Abdul Rauf
for a hot hand in Game 1
Here's McCants who found the lane Well, McCants is smart All right, all right, all right.
We'll chill for a bit. This is the guy that hit two in the last game too, right?
Alright let's chill for a little bit.
Let's chill for a little bit. Let's chill for a little bit.
I'll let you guys know if it gets updated right now alright?
It's saying Oh, that was the same. You're telling me that that was the same game it's just the other shot okay gotcha i'm stupid
okay i thought you guys meant like uh we have already seen this and like i was like yeah
bobby I don't know. Bobby.
You want to watch the ad one more time
i have the power to show you different heads if you want man um I haven't yet, Tomguy.
I haven't yet.
I might eventually, but for now i uh
i'm kind of chilling on the i'm not in like a small form arena
shooter mood right now i'm in like a big forum open
world daisy type of movie you, even though I hate that game.
You gotta replace that SAO poster.
Don't hate on SAO, bro.
I'm not jumping on the hate bandwagon
i like that show
um If I recall, that is my wall scroll that was gifted to me by a viewer and it was from a place where he got assigned by some of the people who worked on it.
So,
it's a little...
It ain't going nowhere. so How dirty is my desk?
Which one?
Like the one I sit at?
Well, this is just a big mouse pad.
I do have to clean this mouse pad though.
I just have a big ass mouse pad that
takes up all the space.
... I'm not like a cleanly person, you know?
I leave a lot of trash around.
You know, I gotta clean up a couple plates over here and stuff yeah what can I say? It's not like to an extreme level, but I have my days where i let it stack you know so i mean they gotta
what can i say Relax, we gotta hold on things okay? so Okay, Asmogold was nearly convinced to buy the 48k ship on Star Citizen? Oh that would have been a huge mistake.
That'd be a huge mistake. That would have been a huge mistake. so it's 150 plus ships yeah but you can get how many of those ships
can you get with in-game currency that he can have people send him for free You don't need a special ship in Star Citizen, man.
You just need the ship you like.
The ship that you like to run.
I like to run the Light Fighters.
I found a couple of Light Fighters I like.
Got a couple
fucking big boys we play with friends.
Got some PvE ships to help me make money.
How did Ice Cube get you to watch big three lamar um
they i think had originally planned somebody else
um
yeah they'd originally plan someone else that I think couldn't do it or something.
And I am with a network... I work with the network that apparently ice cube works with as well um so they just uh
they chime in It's the network that I work with
That has the
One championship deal for me
So when we watch fights.
CSN.
So that was my whole thing,
I wanted to get into watching fights.
And be able to watch fights on stream and stuff.
I had the agency kind of
put my
name in the hat
and poke around a little bit hi you how are you oh. so is what are you doing up Okay. Time to get a haircut.
Time to get a haircut, little shaggy dog.
You should watch fencing. Oh, I think we're back. Are we back? Yeah, they were back. Um.
Shit.
You're up, yeah. That's a violation.
Easy call.
So...
Okay, shouldn't take the official skill on this game.
Damn it's 47-42!
What else are they discussing?
They left without us!
Yeah I don't understand what else they're discussing
Oh that's...
... Oh, that's... Didn't the killer threes have those two fouls in the first like 30 seconds of this game?
Them getting a single foul after that.
Not being aggressive enough. Car jiu-jitsu, I've seen it downhill. A lot of little things that have to do with...
Car jujitsu, I've seen it.
Chris doing a nice job
getting extra possessions
with the rebound.
He shot a few balls.
Have you seen the phone booth fight?
I think one of the keys Mike Taylor talked about was for their team to
really come out and be ready week one.
Like, be in shape and be
ready to go.
You know, two or three weeks
because you can fall too far
behind so it is...you know, everybody's goal.
Obviously you want to be...
People have their specialties.
What can I say?
But Ghostballer
is really being intentional
on trying...
You beat this dude's ass
anywhere bro.
Don't fucking catch him in a car.
Off to a great great start whole different world
that's so close that we would never be able to tell if he split his on the line
there and that angle but great shot angle.
But great shot by Chris Johnson.
Here we go.
From that angle,
like from behind,
it's going to be tough.
Man,
we didn't get
the CF Hezzy
play more.
But right now, I mean, the score could be minus one for that tomorrow. it just could be 42 47. i'm 42 44.
they literally fight a phone booth no no i'm serious
it's literally they find a phone booth.
That don't look like no two!
What?
Looks like a three to me.
Alright, so they've declared that that was a shot clock violation.
Shot clock violation and it's minus 2 to 45.
I don't think they had ever given them the point for the dunk though, right? to 40.45
45-42 And they just did, so 42-45
and it'll be Killer 3's ball
Alright let's go
We reset folks
They figured it out this is rocket science here okay so wait they call a game point
at 47 but then what if you hit a two playing again we have cameras have cameras as he's in
don't let him by
how again?
Oh, that's a shot.
It's the coding on the underneath was it? Yeah, that's correct. That's his shot.
Underneath that it's going to be at the line then.
On midi. Oh yeah, there you go big
big foul that's huge so what is
that team file they only have
two files which is good for
killer threes actually.
Is he gone?
He's probably a little cold
after getting out of the game
You guys gotta make a call now, come on
Someone's got to make a call.
Can't be scared.
What did he ask?
He asked the official, like what do you have?
Alright here we go.
And uh, you guys doing the best
he can to keep sessions in front?
Travel there.
That's a big call, we calling travel now?
He got travel called?
Wow!
All right let's see Ghost Ball is in here.
What do you mean we're calling travels now?
I mean you sure as shit you better be calling travels.
Chris going center for a jumper?
Yes he is. Step back three.
Now another board clears it out.
Green attacking.
Oh there's that gather again!
Good block by Chris!
Over to Hezzy Godfrey! Nice,
Hezzy! There we go!
That was a great hustle so good team hustle?
Nice block by Chris Johnson.
There's a foul.
It is, so killer threes will be at the free throw line So there's a foul. That's the 15th value?
It is, so Killer 3s will be at the free-throw line.
And that's a big foul because now
Killer 3s are in a position to if they press...
Why aren't we taking it out? I'm not getting involved, he said. there you know I've been great all game game solid reliable those bars my killer
must be hurt this because he would be in a game right now.
Alright let's see what we got here.
There is Johnson for the win!
Got rim.
Again Powell. Oh. Oh, that's bad. Like who knowed there?
That's a tough call. Going to the basket
Oh, Johnson... Jackson hits him at the top
Nice aggressive move
I thought he should have taken a first jump
So wait they don't get
They don't get that?
If his boy put it up
good play this is where you talked about the ice man saving it well this is why it's important to save it so that you have the opportunity now here's the other thing josh powell THIS IS WHY IT'S IMPORTANT TO SAVE IT SO THAT YOU HAVE THE
OPPORTUNITY.
HERE'S THE OTHER THING, JOSH
POWELL IF HE SCORES THEY GET
THE AUTOMATIC TWO BUT DO THEY
GET THE BALL BACK?
THEY DO.
I BELIEVE THEY GET
THE BALL BACK WHICH IS TOUGH. the ball back which is tough
it's not gonna be easy you're gonna
you're not going to be able to back down
tarnell jackson from the top
but you know what he don't need to as
soon as he get the ball, if
he shoots it that's his shot.
Hands are down.
He should shoot it right there
because that's his shot.
Oh!
He missed it but that's
the shot you want.
Kyle is not a guy who's going put it on the floor and get by the other side of the court He missed it, but that's the shot you want.
Kyle is not a guy who's going to put it on the floor and get by you.
Jackson's too strong to body up against him.
Huh?
I mean, you can take that shot whenever you want to. You can feel it out a little bit first.
I think she's just out of nowhere type of shot though.
I don't know shit about basketball chat. Just wanted to iterate that real fast This is what he does.
Oh man That was some serious contact
One, two hand around the neck
Oh my goodness!
I don't understand that, this is where it gets you know where... Dicey
...I can understand the frustration of players
when they get mugged almost I see, I see. clears it nitty get that one you better call it right away
yeah where do you take the ball
out when you call a timeout from the top does he take it out at the top of the
key well they're pointing to the top so if
he takes it out it'll be on the side
side right i was going to say because you need to get in at a running start.
This is what we're gonna do.
We're taking it right here, right?
Okay.
You afraid?
I want him on the ball because they got to play it honest
and then I can backdoor it. Okay. I want him on the ball because they got to play it honest.
And then I can backdoor.
Okay, well, you right here.
Frank, you right here.
Okay.
Take it out.
Come up.
Give me the ball.
You want to dribble here and go back there?
Yep, yep, yep.
When you come in, just stay right there.
When you throw the ball in, Dominic,
you come up again, come here,
then you go back door.
All right?
All right?
Let's need to stop.
We're in this game.
Let's do a stop.
Come on!
Come on!
Let's go!
I've never heard of player for a game like to call his number
for a backdoor play.
He wants it back door cut.
That's what he told Charles Oakley. I want a backdoor cut. That's what he told Charles Oakley, I want a backdoor cut. You ever had that?
Well I believe because there have been... No I haven't first off. Because he is being denied, he's saying that he's going to try to pop out but then
he wants to beat him back door.
The problem is that Mike Taylor is so fast if he gets caught wow watching
what you didn't write
yeah it's not like tyler has been denying i don't know if that was part of the plan.
Looked like he hesitated.
That's right.
That's why he wanted the backdoor cut. I understood what he wanted, but I just don't know if that's
a play that I would have run in that situation.
But it was only two seconds so I get it.
He wanted to get it going to the basket.
Taylor on the baseline
Oh that was a nice trip. Nice one
Air ball for three and the wind air ball no good good save that's a violation I thought it looked short. where you have to recognize where your advantage is.
The size of the guys that are guarding him cannot guard
him on the block.
It's a missed opportunity.
All right, here's just eye pick and roll.
Shock clock didn't start so they have to figure that out too.
All of the kinks in week one are happening.
We're going to leave all this in Oakland y'all.
I hope so.
Well we are figuring it out. all right seven o'clock move get it back holy shit someone shoot off headband okay get to back inside tharno jackson spin
nothing going miditty over the green lays it up
46 and we're really trying to force that one my man
you thought you were just gonna bulldoze him away
those ballers have the ball.
Can they get downhill?
Mike Taylor is the guy who can knock down the three ball
but can get to the basket wait you couldn't do that what just happened Take advantage.
Strong take, good hustle Jackson.
It's going to be Bill Smaller's ball.
That's tough.
There is a lot of pressure on official stuff underneath the basket,
trying to make the right call that
right on the clock 14.
The ball hit the rim.
Now I believe this shot clock is not correct
and they're going to leave it at 14. johnson with the pop and the three bar oh my god Oh, my God. For the win out of this corner. I've been talking about his shooting threes all game and guess what?
He made it, folks!
And that's the beauty of it.
You said we're not dying by the three today,
We gonna call game.
Go ahead big fella.
Man! Chris Johnson
out of the corner
Out of the corner chris steps out with
the fadeaway three he's been working on his three ball
ball again like i said he can make all day over
the top of dante green and I'm not sure why Dante decided
not to contest that particular one,
but I guess he's like hey if you can hit it
hit it and he didn't want to foul him?
Yeah, I mean I don't know how much closer
he is. He just paved away out of bounds on the baseline.
That's it big play Chris Johnson huge missed a lot
of them, but he made the one that mattered. He made the
one that matter go ahead big boy
and those scholars are wanting up
ice man gets to win thatzy had a tough game, huh?
Ezzy had a tough game. It seemed like he had something
that he didn't like in every single one of his plays
Like he was expecting calls but they wasn't getting them maybe like what
would normally get called just doesn't you know I mean a little bit like let
him play I got the whole team here. That was a big thug man of the hour.
What was going through your mind in that last shot?
Just to get one off and make it.
I missed like the last five, so I'm due for one more.
Die by three.
You guys came out on top.
I love the chemistry you guys came out on top.
I love the chemistry that you guys got going on here.
How do you feel about this team?
It's like the last five.
See us right here?
Pretty much same as last year.
We've got a lot of good leaders over here.
Captain, how you feeling?
We're doing it as a
team and we stand together. We gonna grind
it out. I love my my supporting cast everybody did their job
we gotta clean it up we got the defending champions next week so oh my goodness
i think he said ghosts ghost bars missed a lot of threes but made the
biggest one when it mattered chris johnson with the
big shot to win the game ballers 1-0 and in week two I want to know. All right, all right, all right.
He said...
he said, yeah I missed my last five so I was probably due for one.
At least he was honest about it that's nice.
It was a nice ass shot though
oh that's ice cube talking i Monster Energy. Oh, shit. That was Ice Cube
talking. Alright, guys.
We're gonna get back
to our regular scheduled programming here,
dudes. Yo, thank you everybody for that
chilled out with me to watch a little bit of basketball
Like I said, it was like kind of a step in random thing
Just decided to do it thought we can have some fun watching and honestly. I did have one
I did have fun so
Thanks for thanks for that guys csn dudes appreciate the hookup um thank you uh
for uh you know allowing me to be one of the pickups um victory appreciate it what's up guys
oh yeah okay let's play. Day Z time.
If you guys aren't from the normal
programming we're going to be playing
some day Z.
... um I have a character that's alive.
I told Kevin I wouldn't play him until later tonight. We are going to...
we're gonna play one, but
it's not gonna be that same server
I think we'll start up another character uh-oh a survey that just restarted. I think it did.
I think it did.
Nah, no MF survival just yet. Unless Unless Nadi's on. Let me check.
Nadi is on. Why do I not shoot him at all?
Oh! Why do I not stream at all? Yo yo, motherfucker!
Yoooooo, what's up man?
I'm on. I've been on...
Namal's
MF?
I don't even know how to get on that
Yeah, yeah'll say like yeah, I guess we can't get on that one
until you get the wild check
Gimme your fucking pair Give me your fucking pair.
Give me the pair!
Give me that fucking pair!
He ate some of them, eh? I'm gonna go get him. Where are you on deadfall?
Yeah, I just jumped out of it.
I'll go over to you.
Wait, did it just restart?
Should I try to get
over to you?
You can try, but I mean
I think it's been restarted.
I mean the other...
The other...
You know what I'm saying?
I'm on one.
Okay, I'm geared on two. So am I
but we're waiting for you. Kevin
told me if i got off i had to wait for his ass
Why? Cause he got off too
He was like a I'll log the...
Yeah, we gotta wait for his ass on that server.
We'll all be geared up.
Pull up to the mosque then.
Whenever you're ready.
Hey, what's up man?
I'm gonna gear up at the mosque too, let's be honest? Man it's hard to kill you when you're fighting me no Listen, you need me more than I need you pal.
Okay?
So if you want me to kill you, you better chill.
Alright.
Ah!
Phew... Um, you wanna just try to wing it and get on?
If not, then I'll jump over to you. Now we go.
I think we make a character out of MF though.
Wait wait wait have you tried getting on or are you in a shit queue?
No I just don't know how to get on.
Motherfucker you searched the goddamn name and the goddamn launcher that
you've been goddamn using! Oh,
shit. Okay, I can try that
if you want. I wouldn't
have prior. We don't know that. Maybe they fucking pre-hit you with private I wouldn't have Pryo.
We don't know that, maybe they fucking pre-hit you with Pryo because he's a good friend. Doubtful though.
That is the most doubtful thing I've ever heard in my life. Because he's a good friend? My god!
Actually, I don't even think I have i have proud to be honest with you that guy hurts doesn't even know where
god put him bro he's giving anybody yeah of course
you got pryo bitch don't be a hater man I'm looking up here?
MF survival?
Mm-hmm.
There's two of them.
Holy shit, dude!
You're thriving!
How do you say it like that?
How do you say it like that?
MF survival.
MF survival. MF survival. MF survival. How do you say that? How do you say it like that?
Do you want my can too, man?
I don't.
Sleeping pills?
You son of a bitch! Son of a bitch, you tricked me!
Get over here.
You son of a bitch
Your cheeky guy
And I'm the world's best fist fighter.
I feel like Hush doesn't use his brain sometimes.
You're the world's best fist fighter?
You got skills?
Got some fucking skills?
I'm gonna take your shoes and throw them in the fucking ocean!
Alright, we'll see dude. I'm gonna take your shoes and throw them in the fucking ocean.
Alright, we'll see dude.
See you bro. Oh, you got me with a good one man.
You got me with a good one like yeah.
Ow! That didn't count.
Ah, I just got into the fist fight with someone before this okay?
So I want you to know if I lose that's the reason.
Bro don't eat them.
Don't eat em.
Wanna get beat by a fucking apple?
No no, I don't need time for shit.
I'm here to fuck you up.
Ah! You're cheating.
Fuck, dude! I couldn't get my attacks through. That guy's cheating, chat.
Really?
Not in this server and mf
an mf okay um
have you looked at the loading screen
in what nmf yeah there's a wiener on it.
This also says impaled by a bush
Naughty. Impaled by
a bush? You died to a bush? I've never
been impaled by a bush.
They must just assume... they probably came up with the dumbest thing
that they can think of and then were like
yep, naughty fits this.
Okay?
Why does Bosh get
butchered by cannibals?
Shroud gets...
Well, because Bosh is too friendly to people.
And people will kill him. Okay go on what's the next one? I'll give you explanations.
Next! I take everything back.
At least you're on the map, though.
That's why I i gotta take it back now prior i don't know who gave it to me
are you coming all of a sudden he's a good friend huh
crazy i had faith the whole time but he was
a good friend and you were just having nothing but doubt.
Listen, doesn't matter! There's still a sliver of hope. Period.
Highly doubt insinuates of hope, period. No! You highly doubt him!
Highly doubt insinuates sliver of hope. It's like 90-10 but it doesn't matter
it's still there. No that's not... If I didn't highly
doubted I would just say he wouldn't
he's not right it would be a fact it would be a statement
okay and i said i highly highly doubted so what does that make mine
like five percent yeah okay and yeah you're better 5%? Like, 5%, yeah. Okay...
And?
Yeah. You're a bad friend.
I still believe as well!
I'm a bad friend, really!
Yep.
Who the fuck highly, highly doubts their friends?
Are you fucking kidding me?
Get the fuck on this server bitch.
Alright I will.
Have you played on this game? Uh... yeah but it was getting uh...
Yeah, fuck up.
Going through the fucking motion. I smell you.
Oh, how was the basketball man?
It's fun actually. Good time watching
Hopefully no one hates me because I climb a little bit here and there
Just making some fun jokes
Oh why you professional basketball player yeah bro i've never
thrown an air ball in my life really yeah it's a fact
and my ass i've seen you move. What does that even mean? My movement
into that bag getting a little bit harder than you is all
I remember. Okay, buddy. There's
weight classes, bitch. That's how they work.
You guys being
you guys getting 50 more points than me,
I got 800.
You guys like peaked at like 860 or some shit?
That's a problem,
I'll be honest.
Like, I was way too close.
How do you know?
You guys being...
How would you know where the next weight class
sits but because you weigh more than me yeah
how many points can you have how do you know
how many how much weight accumulates the points on the machine
uh because you guys weigh 25 pounds more so by my calculation
each pound is two more points so that's 50 above come on bro get with the program
yeah i'll be right back your math makes no sense you're a doofus but
um i'm gonna i wanna go upstairs real quick you idiot and then i'll be right back man
what was he even trying to what was he trying to say?
Yeah, I'm about to play the mosque.
I'm not... Because this
doofus ass can't get on servers.
Always have to fucking not do stuff,
because you know
people can't be prepared!
I don't look like mclovin either
i'm 160 pounds
fuck not he played deadfall you want wanted to get on fucking this server bitch ass!
Wait damn wait tell me I got better pride than Summit he's 4 in queue foreign q
this dude's a bit your mother so Now all prio is the same guys. I was trolling relax
How tall are you what you trying to fuck me i'm 5 10 man. so so so so I
Haven't died to a bush ever in my goddamn fucking life and no i'm not fucking buddha i'm not bud like a stick insect.
I don't think it is shit. so what do you mean i said no no i'm done reading you guys bro
i sound like a bug what the hell does that even mean?
Well, you guys just be talking like yap. Yep
Be saying stuff... I'm in the fucking server.
Let's see what the hell this is about. I'm going to go ahead and close the door. Groceries are hard work paper bags.
Alright!
Let's try this guy. Here are paper bags, huh?
Thanks man. No summon on the map, what a good friend. This is my part of the map
that means summit was here and he's still alive I'm like a little Sea of Thieves symbol too. so Hmm. Died in Lantia, that one.
Just froze to death, eh?
Killed hotch then F f11 trey
well almost oh so Watch his pro. Something good happened?
Is he a Good Day Z player, man? Something good happened?
Is he a Good Day Z Player, man?
Alright. We'll see how that's going to...
Oh it's the Batman one or something i saw like so oh yeah that's actually crazy
no way you would even try this Did he even know that you can do that? Or did he just try it?
He saw a YouTube video of you. What the fuck? You try-hard bitch. so Alright, Misgathered. Have a good one dude. I'll catch you later.
Why was the queue so long? I think some people have pride.
Oh no! I didn't even see my face here.
What the heck?
Nadi, did you see...my face is actually in
the bottom right hand corner of the map.
I saw a penis on the bottom right.
Nah but I actually have a face.
You have a face?
My face is there.
You're so fucking cool because your face is it, huh?
Yeah, you know. I paid them for it.
Is that a fucking gangster?
They paid me for it.
They paid you for it?
What the fuck is my payment?
What, for you... I'm joking. The fuck is my opinion?
What, for you being impaled by a bush?
I ain't to a fucking bush! I don't like that shit man.
And it wasn't even far now,
you didn't get south.
Like Judd froze to death eating himself.
I just fucking spawned, that killed me!
I just killed somebody so I'm chillin'.
Got him in the fucker's face. I just killed somebody, so I'm chillin'.
Got him in the fuckin' head.
Yeah, Art's fully appreciate you brother.
Watch as the naughty stick insect gets angry and fights. I hate that we're under masks too, bro. This shit's so fucking annoying.
He's built like a two by two mr avatar thank you brother appreciate it I'm going to go with the
same.
Is your motto tonight?
Gervonta
tonight? Oh, man. I'm watching too much.
I got to play.
Too much watching, not enough playing. hmm are they fighting on espn the zone Amazon Prime. huh so job uh uh What the fuck?
Oh shit!
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Yo what the fuck just happened?
He's dead.
Is he dead? No, he's not.
He's not dead, he's not dead.
What's going on in this shit?
Oh my god.
What did you have, do you have a grenade on you?
Do you have a grenade on your chest or something? Nah, he'd be dead.
Hand is safe.
I had fuel!
A little fuel can.
Oh no... Let's do the damn thing. Go time, motherfuckers!
Uh... let's see. where do we spawn? Okay. The character looks like Norm MacDonald. Any vibes can Cartel?
Alright.
We're looking for the big buildings That isn't it, is it?
Oh I'm not Vorkuta.
Jello! This is how to serve a I'm gonna watch this over here.
This be the Hutch man. I am at Jalisco You on?
I am at Jalavisco. Yeah, I know where that is.
East side of the map.
You ain't no one how to get to the east yet. There's only three spawn points in the game guys
all right were you just at uh never mind What do you mean? I get it.
Thought I heard somebody near me so I was going to ask if you were by my side or not.
What's up, girl?
Am I this um...
Want to go upstairs or something? Hm? don't know so um so so I think she might be trying to tell me. Alright, alright.
What do we got? Take that. Not bad.
Not a bad start.
... so so so so um hello hello wow Nope. I was thinking about knocking him out, wasn't sure. I'm sorry. Get back here.
Don't tell the other guy that I'm trying to kill you.
No, man, I got soda.
I'll give it to ya.
Stop please.
I don't know what's going on with him. He's not gonna die. He's just a little kid. I got a soda, I'll give it to you. Stop please!
I gotta not talk. Okay chat no more talking.
He's coming to kill you run
one more talk okay i gotta remember that i'm gonna be extra known on this server over um Do I need? Yeah. He's gonna try to kill you, you don't have to kill me.
How dare you try to kill me stranger! Hey!
How dare you try to kill me, stranger?
You killed me first. What are you talking about?
We're gonna bury you.
Your blood? Yeah!
You got a kiss in your...
Hello? Help me, sir. Please help me!
What's going on?
I'm being attacked, brother. Please help me.
Who is attacking you?!
Who is attacking you?!
I'm fine, brother.
I was just joking.
Oh alright, Jesus Christ!
Almost came around the corner shooting, brother.
What's your name?
Jeff, brother.
That's a made up man left us there.
We got this still here.
Dude! What?
Penalty?
Penalty.
Oh, penalt...
What you guys got planned?
Whatcha gonna do, you gonna go down south or something?
Oh, you've got a knife in your hand.
What's going on here? What's going on here Phil? Oh, here. Here you go.
What's going on here Phil? Put your hands up now!
He got a gun brother!
He got a gun brother!
No!
Yo, fuck now.
Nice! Take it, kid.
Take it!
Hold on, I'm bleeding, bruh.
... Yeah. You keep her hostage, pass the tankers.
Alright.
What a total fucker.
Crazy ass motherfucker.
Hell yeah. I've been to the store. All right. Alright.
This guy has food.
You got the Come in here.
Oh, that's you, Noddy.
That's my friend, actually.
Noddy, is that you?
I hear you in the...
What the...?
Hello?
Yo! What's up guys?
Idiot. Get inside, get inside. He's cool he's cool don't kill him
We've been killing people Natty
You make a fire!
I heard the shot.
You need to make a fire.
Relax. You need to make a five. Relax, you little shit!
I had a bunch of P1s that I could have brought for you guys.
I have a P1 just on Bulltort.
What? What are you want me to do, huh? What do you want me to do?
I'm not doing anything!
Got a mag with four bullets in it for ya.
If you wanna go upstairs
or bring me up there.
Want to go out?
Uh, I have no bark.
Fuck me.
Man, I'm feeling like a mess here. Ellie, you're being ridiculous right now.
What do you want me to do?
Give me a sec, give me a sec.
We have to get this fire going so I'm fucking low.
You may have... What do we need?
Barker. What do we need? Arc.
Is that matches or something? Then matches him. I don't have anything to the fire.
I'm going to come up. I hope you can make a headroom.
I see six.
Oh, you guys think?
Yeah.
My dog is barking all day long.
Ellie!
Okay let's go upstairs, come on.
Let's go upstairs come on so so so so I'm back. Let's figure this out.
There we go. Well, no. He's fucking doofus.
I'm gonna kill this guy.
Oh, the P1 on the ground by the way. You guys are trying to get me killed slowly aren't you?
Well I didn't even do nothing! What can I do?
Starting the slowest fucking fire on
the planet that wasn't me i'm over here i gave you
the supplies y'all make it exactly I gotta start gaining health.
I don't know if i'm gonna make it on this run.
What? Wow!
Yeah, I'm already red health.
You need food or drink? Red health...drink...both.
Fuck, I don't have a drink.
Actually it might be a fountain runner.
It'll be good there is a fountain runner. It'll be good. There is a fountain.
You can find one.
Did you see that Skull Mask does nothing in Deadfall now?
They patched it.
What?! They got sick of probably trying to kill people for
scold mass maybe huh so they just made a thing where you don't need it anymore anymore.
Can they nerf skeletons? Skeletons attack you now
if you have it
Damn, that sucks
I don't think lunch meat gives me food intake or hydration intake. The skull mask before made you immune to the skeletons, essentially. Like they wouldn't recognize that you were not a skeleton.
So, they wouldn't attack you.
Maybe I was too easy?
Or maybe it's easier as is? don't really know i'm not sure
maybe they just didn't like all the killing that was happening for the skull mass who
was inciting more violent uh you know more like you know scenarios where
it was just killing rather than teaming or more killing than
teaming she need even more ammo now.
If they're nerfed, you would think
that you can melee them right? But at the same time
uh... You are not going gonna want to do that because there's going
to be groups of them there's nowhere to hide or put them or trap them you know what i mean
right so it's no to you to use it like
to separate them to try to kill them like you're just all yeah might be
all bullets bolt actions with a lot of ammo like
a mosin and like eight or like uh a mozen in like five boxes i am it'll probably
be fine for skeletons just going out there probably one tap them in the head Watch the Sni-Mart Club. We've got a lot of time here. Anybody can just run into the building and kill me.
I'm gonna make you eat your friend, mate!
You're eating your friend!
You're eating him!
Oh, Tony accidentally eats it himself.
I hope you're hungry!
You're not voiping, he's trying to resist
Stop resisting!
Oh you're eating it Tony
you're eating it
Oh my god. I fucked?
Yes, you're right. Fuck!
Oh, I'm crying. It's time to murder.
No not here, not here, not here,
we gotta save your stuff.
I know, but he was moving
and he fucked you.
Oh my god that fucking killed me.
Cough cough Almost got the heat buff, but I'm still red the fire i gotta start leaving
like i need to close and where i'm gonna be dying of cold all fucking time so so He's shooting. You should...
No.
There's a drink ready for you.
There's a drink ready for you. Drenched as get-
There's the drink, grab it.
This guy grabbed all the damn food, big belly motherfucker.
I don't know, it was just whatever food y'all had.
Alright, I'm gonna start limping around in some fucking houses for clothes while I eat that.
I've been limping around here... Yeah you know it's all lo, right?
Really struggled us in that.
I'm good.
I'm telling now.
Thank you, bro.
Oh, Rami.
Yeah, see it's all the same shit. Yeah, exactly, exactly. Exactly. I'm going to use it now. Benevitas putting in work? Wait, are we talking about which benefit is the mexican monster Oh yeah, he's fighting tonight? Hmm. He always puts it like that. I There's no loot anywhere bro.
Not seeing much of the spot.
We're going to go into the two barns,
the small one first and then we'll go in the long one.
You son of bitches! so Fucking A. I'm glad megaphones are spawning around, dude.
I'm glad.
I'm fucking happy for the megaphones.
Like a guy.
Yeah, honestly,
I'm down.
I saw two already.
I'm down to just run around town
using them. Like like fuck it.
Using what?
The megaphone starts screaming in the mic and won't be able to kill us.
Alright.
I don't know why that happened. I'm in the long run. Are you in the long run right now? Someone is.
Yeah, I am. I'm on top. Ain't shit in here.
Someone's below.
What? Below?
The other guy? I'm below.
Is that the other guy? I'm below you too right now, but I saw someone else around here.
And is the blue shirt our teammate?
That's your teammate.
No! Yeah, not one piece of loot in this fucking building.
Are you beating someone up?
Mm-hmm.
Beat up a zombie. Oh bro I thought you were fighting him but I jumped off.
We gotta get some rest, Spice has no loot.
Yeah yeah let's do it. He's right there. Yeah, this dude.
Dude's right there.
He's like a... he's like an expert nowhere.
How do you know? This guy is dying. Oh, yeah this chicken is getting... No! This guys' getting mauled. He's got a fucking armor on him.
Yeah what's up man? What's up guys?
Here take this before they beat the shit out of me.
Fucking knowers man! Get the out of here
i came to you with a goddamn fucking loot box.
What do you mean?
He just said, take this before I die.
No, he said Jared,
take this before I die.
Yes, he did.
Nah, he said guys or something like that.
No, he said Jared, bitch. No, he said guys or something like that. No! He said Jared bitch No he didn't!
He literally said
Jared bro. Nah you're hearing things
Nah he said Jared!
He murdered that guy under false pretenses bro
No it was true also I'm sick now fuck me
It was true
He literally said Jared take this before I die What the fuck was he trying to give you ain't shit here
It's not true. He didn't say that
He did i'm telling you he didn't yeah, I clip it and send that
And I know... whatever man.
You're a scumbag, just have to admit that.
I'm not a scumbag!
Okay, where do we go to get loot. Oh, never mind.
He said here take this before I die.
There you go.
You thought that somehow
said Jared take this before I die.
Yeah but even so...I was gonna kill him regardless
But it felt better thinking he was a knower
Now you gotta feel bad about it
Hold on, I'm not feeling bad, I don't care.
You should feel bad.
Is it North?
What?
Next city is it northwest?
Nah! He said Jaren. Wait wait.
We're currently at Jalisco
He said Jared i heard it so
we can go west to vorkuta refugee camp outskirts or we can go east to nemsk that's pretty much your choices
so votes votes
where are we going? West, Rakuta... East, NEMS, Refugee Camp, Outskirts.
Farthest away from Rakuta.
Yeah but we need to get loot.
Yeah, Rokuta doesn't have fucking loot.
So...we can either go to Nebsk, outskirts or refugee camp.
Uh... Yo you know any- do you know the fucking map?
Do I know the map or what? Do I know the map?
That well.
Or... past
Alright, let's just go um
There is an outpost looking good?
I don't know. I'm sure it's the refugee map.
West then, we have to go west.
Well now we have to figure out where west is.
We'll need to run with the water
on that ride, I guess.
We have to go to Horku, I guess.
We don't have a choice.
Okay. It was confirmed, he said Jared. No, he didn't.
It's not confirmed!
He did NOT say Jared.
He did, he did, he did.
I didn't even speak words yet!
You...
Motherfucker, if he's in nowhere you don't need to speak bitch!
He said here take this.
No no no no no. He said Jared to take this.
Give me the clip.
Yo, something from my chest under them.
You have to listen closely bro.
Hold on a minute. Gimme a second.
Nah he's tripping bro. give me a second one second
yeah you should go you have to listen closely because if you have to listen closely when you listen closely you can make
something sound like what you want to hear. Because you're f***ed up.
You know what I'm saying, man?
What's up, guys?
Here, take this before they beat the shit out of me.
Bro, he said here,
take this before they beat the shit out of you. There's no Jared
Let's go he says here take this. Ah, nah, no.
You're a dumbass.
It looks like one of those golden and blue
dress things you know what I'm saying where
you can see one or the other? No.
You'd hear it in one or the other bro bro. I'm telling you he says Jared!
He would have to say Jared in one syllable.
It was his accent.
He said Jerry.
He said...
...Jarred take this before I go-
Oh yeah.
He did!
Nah, man.
No he didn't.
Even- listen even if he didn't
I was smoking his bitch ass
anyways, bro.
Yeah, listen
that's fine
just don't get the facts wrong.
Bro
Oh fuck it you just attract the nobodies Don't get the facts wrong. Bro!
Oh fuck it, you just attract the knowers bitch!
He said here
take this before I get beat to death
by the zombies. No no no
You're being a nice guy and you shot him.
I'm gonna just admit it.
You said, Jared take this.
You'd put your whole bank account on that?
Yeah, I would.
No, you wouldn't.
That wouldn't hold up in court and you know it.
Bro! You can enhance the audio and fucking...
You know what I'm saying?
I'll get an editor on that shit, bitch.
Sure do this.
And I'm sure you can escape the maze in Maze Runner without having to go through the maze.
Just build a bunch of ladders, I got it.
Okay that was Judd's idea okay bitch?
I said climb the fucking vines!
Vines are strong, bitch!
Yep.
Chad, I was talking with these dudes about this and I was like actually getting angry. No he got mad! He got genuinely upset that I stopped talking to him.
Yeah dude, I was so fucking annoyed that my friends actually thought that you could just
we were like breaking it down looking around these guys stopped and take a mind judd thought
that he would just be the first guy there and then he
would spend a month there with the first person shows up.
He spends them on their second person shows up another month, third
person shows up down the track and I was like they needed to think about
survival a lot more right?
They didn't have all the fucking manpower early.
It took time, right?
They were saying in three years how did they not escape
by just having endless trees and make endless ladders.
It wasn't
just ladders but yeah.
Climbing the wall and run on top of the wall
yeah I'm just saying, there's a lot of holes in that movie even though it's really good. A lot of holes, a lot of holes.
I have to hear them. the whole and I think you're what you
consider the holes we literally discussed a lot of the holes no I don't
remember them now man okay
i just know there were holes yeah
they were holes. Someone's shooting.
You're dead?
What? You're dead? Yeah, yeah. He killed me by the green tent. I just got one type of auto gun Some type of autotune
I see him
What? I killed him.
Well,
I tapped him in the fucking face but
I don't know if he's dead
but I'm dead too.
Yeah, I didn't um what kind of weird ass thing was that it's just like i saw his head then his head was just gone disappeared auto gun
that guy must have said die jared yeah
funny Funny!
Funny You're so fucking hilarious, huh?
That was a good one.
He said Jared!
That was a good one, I have to admit.
I didn't say it, I read that.
I'm not trying to take credit.
I know you read that.
You can't come up with shit like that on your own.
Bro shut the fuck up!
I don't know where I spawned.
I'm by the water and no houses near me.
Actually there was like a little camp next to me.
Mini military camp or some shit.
I might be the kind of...
I don't know where I'm at at the moment, I gotta figure this out.
Actually, I think I might be JALO again.
I'm somewhere. Yeah, I'm fucking jello again.
Do I even go there?
Did we loot already?
Would it be not looted or would it be spawning stuff again?
Uh, I mean how long ago did you fucking loot that shit?
Fifteen minutes ago?
No like fucking...
You looted that shit in five or ten months all right
maybe 15 now You're by love, Jinx.
You're opposite side now.
Good luck on your adventure, Doofus!
What? I'm fine?
East side baller gang!
East side fucking ball again I'm just leaving this, there's no more stuff here. um I walked over Anna. Run to your bodies?
I can just run to my body, actually.
Right?
Our teammate's not that though
Which really was
I guess some closer hmm
i guess i'm close enough I'm apparently by nymphs, man. Oh, and then you're close to me-ish.
Wrong way! How did a zombie... Okay.
That's not gonna be that long.
Yeah, probably about...
These zombies are just...
Not normal on this server.
Yeah?
I don't know what you're talking about.
I'm trying to figure out how to get in here. Okay. Not normal on this river. Yeah?
My fucking spinning back kicked me in the back of the head, bro.
Okay. so I gotta keep the water to my right and i will find you.
I was trying to keep the water on my right so Chavez said it's going the wrong way, so maybe...yeah okay, it was going the wrong way, so I may be going... Yeah okay. I WAS going the wrong way. Yeah yeah yeah.
I'm keeping the water to my left.
We apparently spawned a few feet from each other.
Well we gotta get back to our fucking area.
Alright, uh...
Wanna come with me?
What do you see in here, Mr. Medina?
Zombies. Lots of them.
Oh, I just ran towards Nemkin
and you ran toward Bravo.
... Oh, these zombies are... Nah. These zombies are fucked. Okay.
This way somewhere.
Hopefully that guy didn't live and me headshotting him was enough. Sometimes they wake back up
from the pissing out shots you know what i mean It's right there.
Yeah, I can see the place.
Uh...I'm all the way to you bro.
Gonna jello. Hey, when I wake up after a headshot.
A knock goes in this game.
Small caliber headshots sometimes just knocks somebody out.
Depending on their health, if they're full health, yeah probably
just knocks them out but hopefully it took some damage from zombies there maybe if I hit him with two bullets
who knows? I did shoot twice.
Them small calabals need more calabal- need more calables!
Okay Okay. Hopefully, there's still some loot up there.
Hopefully our teammate is either
aware of the our teammate is either
aware and not gonna shoot me immediately
or maybe he's gone. uh so so.
Nice, sleepy guy.
Hit me one time!
Hit me one time, man! One time!
Real fucking tedious, Daisy.
She's right over here, then. Yo. My friend died, Tyler!
Yo yo it's me.
Oh shit.
Oh did he get you stuff?
Um...
I don't know what happened to him. oh uh losing fucking health.
I get cold.
I just gotta pull them all it's gonna fall off He's got his jacket, and he has a vest on. oh
insulation real quick. so so Are you in a house with a fire?
Yes or no?
No.
It was murdering time.
Never mind, no one's in here. Fire is just going. I'm becoming this fucking human, basically.
What do you mean?
I am one with this person now.
Like a boat?
Yeah.
Oh shit. yeah oh Holy shit.
Did you shoot that guy?
Wait, I didn't get his police jacket... His jacket was fucked?
I need to fix these. I'm losing health.
What can I do? can i do damage damage damage
where do you have steaks okay these heated no
don't get the food though I guess I could just use the stove.
We can do this here, you want to do life-axe?
Life-axe strap... We want to do LIFX, LIFX Strat. so I don't know, we'll put some of these heat pads on.
They disinfect and I have a shitload of disinfectants.
Guess I can take these away and do this. so I want to take these things and fucking get a heat to them.
Heat signature to them, maybe they don't anymore. I used to be like that.
I should figure out what fucking guns I need to use, huh?
This is an SKS
and a S--auto, semi-auto...
Damaged, damaged. I'm just gonna take the no ghillie. No ghillie, no ghillie!
I'm almost to you bro but I'm fucking dying from the cold man.
This shit ain't working. I understand. I think he's going to have some fun. which. what if it picks that i see a heap of sand
well brother you still with me?
Am I alone?
Oh well. He died.
No I didn't loot my boy, I looted the other dead body, I thought.
I was under that impression. I need you. Hurry please!
There's something to do. Another guy can be back. Thank you. so so so I don't want the ghillie fire, to be honest.
It's just too much of a hassle.
Are you frozen? No, you're good. Okay
You real fast warren okay
Where are you
Uh in this barn yeah, I killed Are you? Uhh...
In this barn.
Yeah, I killed this guy, I think, Chad, in the first one.
My teammate though is here.
Well, guess I did loot my teammate.
I thought I looted me.
You looted all of them?
Guess not, I'm here. Alright. Okay, gotcha. I thought I looted me. You lose all the stuff?
Okay, gotcha.
I thought I looted me is why I got confused.
Sorry? Yeah, I looted something.
Did you loot all the stuff or what?
Everything I need to lose. Did you say you were near Jaller or no? Oh yeah, I'm near Jaller. but I didn't loot your loot either so... I don't know where you are.
Where your character is at all.
Are you Wiz? Or you were?
Or you isn't?
Do you know why I died out?
Who's in this? Is it you right here, is it you?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
Hey, is this you?
Yo yo
Talk to me, Use your voice.
Are you my friend? That was for you before?
Ok, ok. I think that's good.
I grabbed it, I could.
I don't know where our other guy died though.
Did he get him out of his loot?
Or did he just get his gun because...
He was getting chased. I don't know. Keep chasing, cut over it.
You can come get your loot actually.
Ummm... Um, yeah. I get a fire going on Red House.
At Jello?
In the barn next to Jello.
Yeah, that is a job.
Man, when they light gun cameras all you gotta scope. Fucks with our insights. I don't really like gun camo until i get a scope
fucks with iron sights
never lived I'm on the fucking struggle bus. Yeah, we gotta on our way back.
Back to?
You.
What my body or...
Fucking one guy at the SKS screwed us.
We're coming to you physically.
How the fuck do you know where I'm at?
You were Jalavisco, I thought!
He said you were in a barn next to it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah...
I'm out of barns.
Hey. Time to survive here.
Well, surviving early game in the mosque is rough.
Early game in the mosques can be rough, man.
How many 22s?
Enough 22, enough 22...
Couple more shots of that.
You know, everything's just kind of whatever when I load in.
At least I have a plate though. Can't complain. I can fix my outfit actually.
Let me fix my outfit... like the outfit actually.
Duct tape for the wind.
Might as well make sure that I am
properly
insulated right now so when my heat buff comes off,
i'm okay.
Where's the iron basketball stream suddenly?
Don't know about that one, boss man.
Don't know about that one. Badly damaged police jacket.
Whatever, we'll fix it.
Something else to fix with Rolf. I think that's it.
Here's what it is.
Uh... no, I'm good.
I have one. You need one?
A bite to eat.
Is this thing on? Oh I need gas for it.
I'll use gas to fix that. Nevermind let's go.
Too much thinking.
Don't wanna do that. Fuck that shit.
Oh, that's a come up right there getting a little SKS. Holy moose.
Yeah, welcome dude. Time to chill hopefully Let's go see where Jal is at the top of this because I can't see it anymore so so Hmm. You're at a fire inside the barn?
Yeah, are you here?
Almost, I'm like looking at your whole area
Okay
One barn, it's that little fucking wood thing
There's one barn out in the open.
I am currently hunting food
and drink
to survive.
I'm at the barn between Nemsc and jello oh you're in a random barn
it's I'm running.
I'm running to Jalo, bro.
GDS. GDAS fires man. so...
Hi, we're on JALO Lincoln's gonna be a sponsor for you.
I am Lincoln over there.
So... I'm limited jello as we speak man.
Us in a big ass field. field
These Negus are so annoying bro. You guys playing a fucking game?
BRO!
And they're no longer disinfected. Bro, you can't make this stupid shit up man.
You guys are so fucking ridiculous with your tedious bullshit in this game. What's up?
You know the two long buildings and
next to that big
concrete building you
can't loot?
Mini little tower
next to it in
Jellicoe?
The white like
ball or whatever?
Okay, you know the long barn?
Yeah.
That long one? I'm right behind it.
Is there any way you can get in there and get a fucking fire going?
I'm about to die.
Um... yeah, okay.
I'm limping over there i need a fire and i need food Our boy died. Fuck him.
See, is that you running through the building? Yeah.
Did you hear Deadfall got rid of the whole
skull mask thing? I just found a thing. Wait, what? Why?
Someone just said they found a colt and that wasn't you.
I think they're in this little barn. You got the long barn?
You're at the little one, too.
I'm in the big one now.
Oh there's people at the little ones.
I'm coming to the long one!
Is there any right here?
Uh, no.
Stand still, stand still. Thank you.
Oh, I'm about to fucking die.
I got cereal for ya. I'm coming.
Mom is there, I'm blinking red.
I'm dropping the cereal at the fire.
Alright.
I'm blinkin'. You're A-blinkin'?
No no, I'm not A-blinking. No, no I'm not A-blinkin', I'm blinkin'.
Gotcha.
Come on, Mr. Hale!
Is this you outside? I don't know, I got a stick in my hands.
Yeah yeah that's you.
I'm coming!
Come on!
Fuck the fire is not starting!
I have a match there so I can get it up quick hold on. I'm going. This guy, this dude was standing still fighting a zombie and
I took a shot at him, missed it and he turned around
and started bandaging himself
and thought I tried to help him
with the zombie
so I shot him in the face.
Oh, I think that's hilarious, dude.
That's crazy.
Anything?
W. You know where my loot is? Anything. Boom.
Love you.
You know where my loot is or no?
I ain't going back for that shit, bro.
I had good stuff!
Like what? Guns and clothes and oh fine these dudes in the barn over here have a gun
okay but I'm blinking I can't move if I move one centimeter I'm sleeping with
the fishes
sounds like a you bro okay Any way to make this fire hotter?
No.
You about to die?
I'm still blinking red going down arrow.
Your down arrow right now from what?
Oh, I'm good now! Holy fuck!
Holy shit!
Do you have good food still?
Um... white food... yeah. Holy shit. You have good food, sir?
White food, yellow drink and I just got saved bro. I was about to die blinking red down arrow.
White food, yellow drink...
Now I'm good.
I'm going up arrow blinking red.
Bow
bow
bow
bow bow oh
are you eating in my face right now?
I should.
Okay. I'm just gonna shoot these dudes right on the mat over here. I killed a man.
Hey! That's not necessary!
Well, uh... Listen. You stay at your fucking barn and we'll stay at ours!
I deem what's ne- He was on my property! They didn't know! He's not all there in the head.
Well, his head is partially on your barn now so it's your responsibility listen you got any spare rack
nah no clean rags over here brother. Nothing but death, blood, guts...
Bro you gotta kill these fucking zombies man! It's in here.
What, the zombie is just fucking stupid bro? What do you want me to do about this?
Not that one!
The one who just fucking attacked me.
I had to shoot him in the head
good job fucking blasted his bitch ass he's got a fire going dead center bro
you should kill them once I get healed.
Oh we need more shit, oh wait why is my...
Sick brother?
I'm sick. It feed me, feed me!
It's my last one.
I see the bottle in your fucking hand!
Thank you. Okay, listen here partner.
Boom! Boom! That's all I got for ya.
Oh shit what? You know the shotgun right?
I have a shotgun with one bullet in it.
Oh here you are
Oh, there ya multiple bullets
There we go I got heat buff.
I'm still blinking though.
We can go take a chance on these bombs.
Oh!
Well, they just caught me. Oh! OH!
Well, they just got me.
Dude he almost killed me as fuck. Wake your bitch ass up right now
wake up i'm dead aren't you my shot with you is that but i'm red health now
do you have any food on you uh no
friendly mind Suddenly my fucking ass goes back there.
Wasn't that one I think, maybe it was actually, I'm not sure. so. so um I'm Red House now.
Good luck, brother. What's this noise I'm hearing now, Jack?
The footstep noises.
Oh, my God! some noises I close enough up here to get a heat buff? Dude, I think I am. No way.
Rodney! Come up with a different strategy for this farm.
Oh, that'll be it works. Fuck.
A lot. Damn, have been sick huh?
That was just me and my sprinting
giving me a little bit extra.
... Wait, it is working. Where's the ramp? Over here or over here?
Fuck, it was the right one.
I don't know.
The guy who killed is on the way back.
How do you know?
I see him.
I took his gun, son.
He's about to fucking die though.
Bitch.
Bitch.
You guys are sure about this?
I just smoked him.
Good shit.
Bro, I am getting heat buff up here.
He just went up. Two people just died.
One dropped, there was a guy below me he dropped the
guy and then I peeked and then dropped him.
Just gunning. I'm trying to get back to you right now.
Oh, we're having a great time boss! We're having a great time Listen, we're just staying at our...
Our team's orange. We're just taking the shit in our boner, right?
Crack out some more chicken. A lot of people get chicken.
I'm glad they're trespassing in your park and not the cars.
It's getting really easy to get a little through now.. Fuck, my time's going down.
Get into a house, Nutty.
Get into a house or you're getting into a house?
Get...into a house.
Why?
Storm.
The storm is on the server, too?
Yeah, storms are in every remote server, brother.
That's an advanced thing.
Oh my... I thought thought that was server specific.
Yeah, I thought it was just that
server!
Hey up in there brother
Fuck me bro okay what the fuck what's that mean how long do i gotta tell the fucking storm
i don't know where'd it go i'll move turn the guns brother so so so Yellow health.
Temp's a little down.
I need my jacket fixed stat in my backpack too so so All right, I'm back in Jalo man.
I don't even know if this barn works for being not knocked out and stuff, no idea. Can I go into crate chat?
I can, right?
Yeah.
Oh, I don't see him upstairs though. so I'm coming into the long barn. Hey, my captain. The guy's still here, man.
This you right here?
Yeah, I'm behind him.
I just got shot.
He's in me.
He's inside.
Inside. Nice miss. Oh, I just got shot he's in the inside
Nice nice nice I got no bullets.
Fuck.
I'm looking for him.
I don't see him.
I'm chill bro, I'm chill man.
Is he inside?
Yeah yeah where I died, close to where I died
What's going on here bro?
I have to wait what's going on here bro
he's upstairs. Shotgun. I'm going to have to go back and get the key. I was running over the neck of your hand. Maybe I'll slip in. I'm going to just touch that. upstairs in the shotgun. Oh! My daddy saw me.
Fuck!
Killed you?
Yeah.
There was a lot of them there, by the way.
Yeah...
Dude this...the mosque early gave us so fucking shit there.
Like sitting around in the same town for like an hour.
I showed up, went to my body grabbed a gun, no ammo
grabbed another gun
tried to fucking like you know
yeah I'm friendly
and then tried to shoot him in the face
but before I could even put my gun he got my bitch ass.
Dude early game of Momsbs gets really shit-themed.
It's like a bunch of just like really close range noob battles with very funneled weaponry.
Literally just run back after die,
run back after die, run back after die.
Give me a Vorkuta or something. I think Jallo
sucks more than Vorkuta.
Do you mind Am I there again? Where the fuck I am? I wanna play Deadfall.
You?
No.
What's going on over here? Oh, this is...
This actually might be...
Yeah.
This is...
Let's go.
Go.
Orkuda.
We added the fishing for filaments on Tara. True, man.
You're not wrong.
Why can't I play fucking Deadfall? Because my doofus friends don't know how to fucking time their times to get on.
So they miss queues, they don't get in servers. so so so so so so so so so nope so Where the fuck are you? Don't do it! Ha ha ha! Who the fuck are you?. He said, who the fuck are you?
That shit was perfect.
That was good stuff.
That was good stuff right there.
Oh my goodness.
I just rolled up in this dude's house right before the storm hit and beat the fuck out of him.
What the hell? I rolled up in there, and he was like, who the fuck are you?
And I just started beating his ass.
That's pretty funny. Did he have a weapon? He started beating his ass.
That's pretty funny.
Did he have a weapon?
Yeah, the dude had a machete in the corner, scared shitless.
Oh that's funny. Wait you beat him up and he had a fucking machete?
Yeah I stun locked him with my melee's. Ah okay.
Not everybody knows how to get out of the stun lock. And I had him in a corner, too. It was tough.
Oh so you just fucking cheese them?
If you time your attack strike
You can stun lock them
Just like you can a zombie.
Okay, okay.
So he didn't even hit me.
He didn't even hit you?
Four strong hits and he was done.
Actually maybe he hit me once.
I think maybe he hit me once? I think maybe hit me once. Ain't gonna lie, shit's been rough on this goddamn server.
I feel like...
...I feel like the food and the water and the cold are more rough on this server than the other server that we play on.
As a side brother, oh dude! What's he gonna do for the psi? Hey Q, so what? The thing. For sure.
As a psi brother.
Oh dude did I kill you?
Was that you?
That wasn't you bro.
There is no way.
Alright I'm back at Jalop.
Didn't I tell you that I was going to kill you
to make sure you come back to Washington?
He said, who are you?
I was waiting next to you. Waiting to attack you
right when the storm hit. I was like running on the other side of the corner. Oh man. Shit happens. so This is your body part, so I don't know if you knew that.
That's yours. Take your rope.
Can you eat him without being a cannibal?
Listen to what you just said okay so so so Alright. That's A star, A star.
Interesting star.
And all of a sudden we're so much more free than we once were.
I heard a gun shooting and I was wondering if that was you?
Now, I gotta start... not really but all right i'm out jello right now
i'm so sorry for you
let me get a fucking fire started, bro.
Uh-huh so It's funny switching from the mouse map to your stream on second screen seeing the doofus in my house now.
Yeah, good
fight bro I'm sorry to do that to you man.
I'm trying not to talk a lot on the server just so I don't hate people
and that's me. So I might be a little bit more silent killing
Sorry brothers I thought it might be a little bit more silent killing. Sorry, brothers.
Why are all the genes badly damaged, bro.
Oh I'm a Jallo!
You're all fucking dead!
You're all fucking dead! You're all dead!
I got this stick, bro.
Yeah, you look like you guys are really available to defend yourself there
Yeah, y'know, I like creating fires next to a fucking fireplace
dude, I mean...
Why the fuck do you use a fireplace when you just set it on the ground?
Yeah.
It wasn't meant to be a predator thing, bitch.
Okay, there's a bunch of dust in there somebody put their fire didn't clean it up okay Ugh!
Yeah, constantly struggling aren't you?
Motherfucker, you just died and we've been constantly... you were struggling too, bitch! Eh.
You guys didn't even check to see if my body was there?
No. I was too scared. What the fuck?
Just a 20-round sporter mag sitting here full, by the way.
And I have a sporter mag sitting here full, by the way. And I have a sporter.
This is me right here.
This is me right here.
Got some good pants.
I'm my P1. so I got you again.
Where are you at?
Upstairs.
My body, you can't even fucking grab it look.
Here cut yourself up and take that fuel.
You got something to come with?
Yeah. tell me with Hey brass knuckles, rope, some rags.
Fuck man that's it I'm broke.
Yeah not too bad. I said I'm broke.
Yeah, not too bad. Mm-mm! I'm good. Let's go back to the fire
that was a fire was.
It must be over here.
There's no gas for a while, what the fuck? Fuckin' eat food, bro.
Hopefully there's stuff in this place, bro.
Looks like the crazy crew went through.
We're done now.
Where?
He's naked.
Yo, what's up man?
Good night.
You got a gun?
Yeah.
I'm just gonna go get it.
Okay. I'll be right back. Okay. Hey, what's up man?
Night.
That was one boy.
Fucking wall too. I killed another guy. Oh, okay.
... Check the guy who shot in the windows. That guy, you know I didn't shoot that guy?
I didn't hit the shot on him. that guy, Chuck. He didn't die.
Right back.
The guy that you said,
I see you?
That guy, I didn't hit him.
I messed some moves when I shot him.
We can go check though.
I'm pretty damn sure.
Almost positive.
You still in town?
Yeah at the large farm there on the long bar
I'm coming, fuck it, I need to get heated up
What the fuck did you tell him?
The hell did she... Didn't need to kill him. He's a nice guy.
Let me see if he's got a skull
you saw the blood spider oh i didn't even see that okay
i thought he stepped away from the shot
oh he's got a skull mask on my brother I kinda gotta spam my tab target here just to see if I can get some bullets. Sorry, that's kind of annoying. Doesn't look like anything though.
And your jacket. need a new jacket
all right i'll refresh my heat left and get the fudge out of you.
You shooting me? Is that you, aiming at me?
This guy aimed at me outside the barn, careful. What a gun? I don't see him outside the barn.
At least my barn.
He's wearing sandals, man.
Is he wearing red?
I don't know what he was wearing.
If I got this heat buff, I'd come fucking kill him. so um I'm coming in.
Let me grab more shit real quick so that we can uh
and he was looking for a mag that I picked up? Hey, you opening door?
Nope.
Hello can I borrow it? Can I use your fire?
Uh...
Get out of the way.
That's me bro, that's me.
Yeah you can come inside with the fireman!
Fucking smoke is bizarre...
The fuck are you logging? Gotta get this- Fuck you, Logan.
What?
Gotta get this... gotta get this fire going, you know?
Hell it up!
Yo. Jump up. Nope.
Hey, hey!
What you pointing at?
There's three people in this hole.
Alright, we're gonna go there. There's three people in this What are we doing?
Hey, what's going on? Oh shit
Well you shoot at me.
I hit him in the head twice and it didn't kill him.
I had to fucking shoot him three times.
There you got him.
This guy just walked in here, looks like he's feeling pretty confident. You want to sport her? I will.
Are we smoking one of these guys or no? Uh, I don't know.
I think it's gonna be...
I got a heat buff so we can dip.
I need champ.
Not gonna have food though but yeah.
I have no food, no water. We gotta like go to an actual challenge or something?
Fish...something like that.
All this stuff for fishing, that's it.
Uh...
Restarting? Yeah I see that, I see that.
Wanna get on deadfall.
Is the deathfall reset already? Nah, there's going to be
a different resets. Deathfall is reset for two hours.
Alright... hours all right Take the long I think the logs made it open.
How is everyone so friendly, but when I play everyone's so bloodthirsty?
We did just kill a guy in that very barn and cold blood two seconds before the restart.. Sorry if we shot you again, Azza. I don't know if that was you.
I can't tell who's who. I'm just playing it by ear.
Alright, I'm loading back in are you here or afk so so so so All righty. all right All right. Alright.
What's the play here, man?
We'll let these guys to live.
You mean you go to the military?
Yeah, I wanna dick, that's what I'm saying.
I got he-buff so...
I need to get food before it gets bad.
Need time to grow up like a pig. uh
we're in proximity the whole time i wouldn't think so, though. Yeah, that's true.
He'll be janky.
Ain't shit here.
Out of my house. You found an M249?
Of course I did, of course you did.
You ready? There's an animal over here. An ammo.
Animal?
Um, Bible Barn or whatever you want.
I'm gonna go get that guy.
Okay.
I'll be right back.
Oh, there he is!
Oh, there he is! Oh, there he is! Ummm, Bible Barn would be good.
Master Roshi! Yeah, that. What man? Where you at?
I'm at... pulling zombies over by the horses.
Who asked me if I'm ready to go, you're not even ready.
You ain't ready bro?
I came over here to kill fucking animals
you big gumbo!
Hear the animals going
Going towards those Going towards those.
Hear that?
I'm about to creep up on one of these motherfuckers and just dunk
five bullets of like a. 22 right in the center mass oh i see you there
you go kind of flush this way for sure yeah that big red jacket watch me I'm watching.
And my gun jammed.
No way!
Taking time bomb! I watched that happen.
I've watched that fucking happen. This time it's gonna be different.
Get a fucking goat, bitch!
Boom. Out of there.
Yeah, did I waste ammo?
I sure fucking did.
Are we gonna get some extra money or food out of it though?
Yes. 22 much sucks man so it's not gonna do
oh bro we got a decent amount off this guy. Yo can you...
carry some of this shit? I was trying to kill more goats
Come get all this stuff from this guy. I'll come go
kill those goats. Kill the next one.
I'm dropping the fucking gas filter, you guys are shit right now about that stuff.
Here, I'm giving you this pistol to protect yourself. How many bullets does it have man? One bullet?
Two.
I have a gun with bullets but that's the only one. two
and you too.
Never liked you goat bitch.
Alright! Only took two shots. Oh, it's a doe not a goat. Whatever man.
It's a doe?
Ain't nobody give a fuck I'm eating him that's it.
You're red.
I'm fucking red bro. You're red.
I'm fucking red, bro! We gotta dig!
Gotta get this fire going.
Do you wanna do the fire? Alright. Okay.
You wanna do the fire...
...drawer?
No, right?
Nah, fuck that bro.
Everybody's gonna be there.
We don't have a pot though.
We have to get rid of-
You got a pot?
Need a pot?
If we want to cook in the wild. I ain't got no pot, I'm gonna have to go to Jallo.
Just do one stick at a time.
Fuck that.
Now we gotta go to Jallo bro.
We fine.
Stick out there.
You're getting runnin'.
Yeah.
I'm just gonna get my stuff and then head back up here.
Okay.
I'll be fine.
You guys are running?
Alright, we just pick a house. Pick a house.
Okay my defenses are now 8 bullets.
Doe is the name of a female goat. We knew that.
Yep, his sound speaks mountains. mountains cut this guy not it wasn't me.
You can just eat somebody? I got no knife you gotta go
chop shit up. We don't really have shit do we?
Get matches or something
oh what the fuck you want from me when i got fucking
when i just spawned
look you offer me when I just bought my...
What are you doing putting it on there like that, bro? Take the steak out if you do this.
Why?
Because that's where the pain goes, motherfucker.
You got a pain? Yeah motherfucker. You got a pan?
Yeah I got a pan...
I got a pan, I got a plan...
You ain't got shit.
If I could kill you right now then what? Then I got shit.
You understand? Sure, yes.
I'm looking at you right now. You see me?
Do it.
You're dead.
Woop!
I blocked it.
Good one.
Thank you. I need six.
I guess so. We got nothing to grab on.
Why ain't you useful?
Stop enticing your chat to say I'm useless.
Thank you.
I don't like that.
I kill every single one of you bums in this game.
He stays deep, no prac, nothing. And that's where we die.
The resting place of this house. so so God damn. put your stake on the ground. Sorry, I talked in game.
Alright...
It's matter of time now.
What kind of food you got? You got red food or not? I've got white food, okay?
I got red man, I got red.
We're splitting this 50-50 it doesn't matter.
What?!
I'm starving here!
Yeah, well hang on
we did 50-50 you know
actually i did more work than you did mothafucka
And?
Put your fucking hands up Oh you're locking my gun once in a while?
That was the equivalent to
you being in a car and then pulling your finger out
at GTA. Yeah, yeah, you're out, you're out.
I've done that a hundred fucking times.
That's so embarrassing when you do this in GTA 2.
One time me and MrK rolled up, we were supposed to eliminate a cop,
We both rolled up on bikes.
We were gonna fuckin' piss all this dude down right from both sides.
I show up on my side, he shows up his side,
he starts shooting and I'm just flipping this dude off
And then we drive away and I say fuck you
That's so good and I say, fuck you! You want us to go back eventually right?
I'm going back soon. The racing scene
has picked up so I might go back and start racing
and bring Charles back
because I got a little bit better
at racing in the last server. I started figuring out
new techniques and stuff so I kind of wanted to apply that to
Netflix a little.
Yeah, smell it.
I got you!
You didn't get any fat off your guy?
I did... Putting it on the ground
Remember you can't eat it, yeah
Damn bro i'm about to be fucking...
That spot that you're sitting in too is not a good spot.
I just realized go more tree gap more into the corner.
Yeah, that's it.
I was trying to see where my footer's at.
Damn, you bout'a go to RP? I'll be fuckin'... Yep. I'm just trying to see if there's enough food left though.
Damn, you about to go to RP? I'll be fucking...
What the fuck am I gonna do?
Yeah, I know.
Always gotta worry about my fucking hoodlum friends who can't keep themselves in check,
You know what I mean?
Wha-
Okay. Don't say all that bro don't say all that bro first i have to worry about hutch
getting his prime back now i gotta worry about you just getting unbanned
that's crazy bro how long do you know how long it's been
you don't have a control clip that should be big doofus
okay it's on the ground, bro. Shut up.
Grab your extra steaks.
How many you got right now? I got five
on me. Four? I got five...
You know what I'm saying?
You have four?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, I'm gonna drop
the next one in here.
My five is a big one.
One of my best ones.
One of my new Maroonos.
Um...
Yeah.
Give me a year and one month, man. Yeah, give me a year and one month, man.
I hear you.
I don't know what to say. Maybe Judd can go to bat for you.
He's the guy that went to bat for Hutch.
Oh, really?
I just don't like...
Not necessarily asking but You know but I'm saying if you're like you know what
people gonna love it yeah I guess I feel like it's like well I don't know what to tell you, Birdie.
I really barely have enough bull for myself
to stay and not ban him nowadays.
First of all, untrue. Second of all...
You ain't got no shit I'm just saying
Once you go over there
I bet your ass probably either here
Maybe Tarkov White soon.
Maybe Red Dead again?
What has Chody been doing? Has he been sitting on Red Dead or has he been...
Yeah, he's been doing Red Dead.
He's not been doing GTA?
Nah I haven't seen him on GTA anymore.
It's honestly typical. I heard that he went to horses after I pushed him out of the race scene.
Really?! Jody's...
Yeah, you ready to roll?
No.
Chody's a racer is what you said? Question mark? Was that a question?
Yeah, that was a question. Damn bro
You think I insulted him right there?
That you think I insulted him, huh?
Bro,
I didn't know he fucking raced.
That's crazy.
I didn't know he fucking raced.
You just fucking
you just fucking
like rang
the
or just fucking lit the fires of Gondor dude trying to get me in trouble and you were way more
More than insult to me bro. How I didn't know he raised
I'm not knowledge in his racing.
Just keep on digging that in, just keep on digging that in.
We gotta go back to the military spot which is...
Some sort of way.'s this way my boy he don't what you like that bro
we stayed in the same airbnb together you don't got him like that
Hope this is our way we're supposed to be going west. This is West
All right, let's go check out this military and see if we can get something started here. Yes I'm fucking Lou baby.
I'm eating the fat.
Eat your food a little bit.
Fuck! I'm stupid.
I was eating the wrong one.
You still got red? Yeah, i'm still red the food ain't you know what i'm saying that
food ain't food it's too hot you had your first serving and your second serving you
haven't eaten any of the first serve no because bro
you didn't hear yourself just ah that was because i ate a little bit
of the second serving baxter bro actually that's the third so it's super
hot i'm good now, I mean it. My shit's picky. Am I gonna get fucking poisoning because I have bloody hands?
And I'm Ian.
Do you have gloves on?
Yeah, I got bloody gloves.
No no, gloves over- override- uh... override the bloody mess.
Chad will freak out on me sometimes and be like,
Go wash your hands in the back!
And I just put gloves on
and um
Just wondering
Unless you guys sound like Chet
It's been rough, it's been rough on the server so far
I've lost where we are, by the way.
Oh, okay, well...
He literally just runs straight.
I don't know how you got lost.
I'm going west still but maybe i got it wrong maybe we'll find a mosin with the p scope in here or
an improvised head wrapping that somebody left
You see your character go yeah, you know the sickness wasn't me
That was you man. How about you man? You have the sickness that was you
Nah No, it was you man. You had the sickness. That was YOU! I ain't sick! Nah, I ain't sick.
Yeah that's you bro.
He doesn't show the symbol until like a couple minutes after he hits the sounds
Really?
Where are we heading here man? I'm fucking trying to go west. Oh there it is! Found it!
Got us there brother in did the eyes of stop. Don't do that, apparently that was one of my viewers, the guy I beat up at the storm.
Woo! I don't know. Woo-hoo! I don't know.
I think one of your mods came in and said you either saw him or killed him,
or did something to him.
I see zombies here...
Flare, here. Oh they had a flare here?
Motherfucker.
Hill's here!
What's here?
Hill's.
Oh my god, there's a guy here!
Where?
Green jacket inside this metal container running towards the military base.
Someone just shot me in the head and he decided not to.
Are we shooting him or no? I don't know. I you shooting him or not?
I want to shoot him, he has guns.
I missed, he's smoking me.
He said don't shoot!
I didn't shoot yet.
Where is he? Oh what the hell happened? He said don't shoot. I didn't shoot yet.
Where is he?
Oh what the hell!
Hit him again
Chase lines He's gonna keep off and leave when I catch him a little bit.
Ah, let's get shit!
There is a guy behind us saying what the hell?
Might be shooting at us, I'm not sure.
I heard him, I thought it was this guy that was talking.
Yeah there was a guy behind us
He said oh what the hell, not you
It was a different dude. Where is the guy's ship?
Get a revolver, nades...
Revolver six shots.
He had bullets!
CR ammo, I have ammo for it now.
Just grab... just double click the fuck out of everything right now.
How's it going man? Here is a BK
Taking that real quick to make sure you don't have ammo in it.
I have no space to fucking double click shit, it's fine though.
That's the only shit we saw.
I'm good. Oh, money and space!
P1? uh p1 ammo uh p1 mine 9x19 no yes in this and this in this bag Nice little come up off there.
Nice little come up.
This revolver is going to do it for some people.
He said, oh what the fuck?
You were shooting that guy good because you were making him slow down and stuff.
He's got a good jack on him. You were making him slow down and stuff.
He's got a good jacket, I'll grab his jacket.
He's got good pants...
Grab his pants so I can get the jacket.
His pants have good insulation.
Can I fucking reload bitch?
He does have a 22 and can mark 2 but you already have that don't ya?
I have a P1.
He's got a Mark 2 with a mag in it and I have no.22 bullets for it though.
Why can't I fucking swap
the pants bro? It never lets me like drag
Drag it off his body, then
drag it onto you. You wanna put
in vicinity first is the big trick.
Nobody fucking told me that, that's crazy.
Yeah, it took a little while before I learned that too but it's very handy.
Usually forget by the time I come back to the game.
We got a fine pan with shit in it.
Wanna come grab it, there's food and shit
I can't grab.
Oh he had a full setup jesus okay
yeah you get a bunch of shit in there he's got a center all the stuff is good to eat too right away You want to take my frying pan?
Or you don't want one for now?
I'll grab it, I'll grab it.
It's right on this tree here, right on this tree.
There is a pan here just put some stuff it and then put it in your bag.
See that? It's more down the tree. More down, more down.
You can get it by itself.
Do you have any shotgun bullets? No right? Nope.
... I'm a little cold for the moment. I just don't know where, maybe out of the screen some more west? I'll bust this one.
Well, I mean shit...
We're not fully prepared but that guy had a big come up for us with food-wise and
guns and ammo-wise.
I think I see
somebody. Yeah, I see someone.
Okay, okay? Yeah, we'll fuck them up again.
He's begging for his life.
He's got food. Sorry, brother.
Can you carry any more food?
He's got a shitload.
Yeah, I can carry a little bit.
I'm just gonna put his pants in my hands and carry like that.
Alright, I've got got shit I'm good.
Fuckin' I like this
I like this killing everybody in fuckin' sight
whatever you're doing but... He was killing everybody in his fucking sight.
I think that guy may have been the guy...
...that I heard say something before. Yeah yeah it was probably his friend
i'm just waiting for them to leave and then i'm gonna grab your gear all right
we gotta find somewhere to hunker down and uh...
Yeah, it's on a fire.
The water is unfrozen. Our water is yellow.
Is it really? I have a shit ton of food.
Yeah, I have a lot about on my list.
You know what I do need? I need space bro. I need a backpack and he should be got no room anywhere, bro.
I'm trying to figure some sp- I'm trying to figure stuff out. If I'm trying to figure some stuff out.
If we eat it, we'll have room, okay?
We eat all the fucking food?!
We'll be chillin'.
Someone said a little to the right.
That's a pipe right here, okay?
Question is are we going south right now?
Hold on a minute. Yeah I'm looking
This is north so we're heading back
up somewhere.
If we go this way, maybe we get to the airfield?
Okay, let's do it.
Isn't this the direction of the fucking airfield anyways?
I mean, along this pipe I remember being back into the airfield.
Yeah yeah that's when we ran- I remember that, I remember that.
It is it is it is it is it is.
We could just defend ourselves.
I remember there was a little thing over here. We could just defend ourselves.
I say we get to the airfield, make a fire, hunker down, we get all our shit thawed out,
we get as much food in our stomachs as we can.
We'll get the fuck outta there.
Gonna start hitting Militaires.
This P1 might just be fucking very bad, bro.
I headshot two people and it didn't kill them.
I mean, bro...
You were fucking that dude up at distance.
I know but...
Like he was getting it like you were like
I was catching up to him because
He was bobbing and weaving
But then you hit him with shots
And he was just fucking him
He was going so slow
Doesn't it?
And then I got to hit super easy
Shots on him
What- You had an automatic, right?
What were you using?
I was using a sporter.
I wanted to make sure that
my shots that I was hitting were really so we had like six or seven of them
And he got like low down by the gunfire. Yeah, you were fucking him up actually worked every well oh
Shit I'm fucking him up, though. He actually worked out really well. Oh shit!
Zombies are here?
Oh my holy fuck- there's a guy here that's why he's running right to left to right.
She knows the guy?
Yeah yeah yeah he's running away from zombies, see if they got out?
Is he looking at us?
I don't know.
All these trees...
We don't have to kill this guy. Let's just
worry about ourselves right now and keep pushing keep pushing down the- down the pipe.
If anything, we might see him at the airfield.
Let's dodge all these zombies! Dodge all these zombies.
I didn't dodge you. They're all on me.
How many?
Nine.
If you need to shoot, shoot.
No, you don't have a ther- they're all on you. If you need to shoot, shoot.
No, they're all on ya?
I got one of them.
Yeah but we are storming, it might be dumb. Oh shit, I'm gonna have to shoot.
I got two of them on me.
This guy can affect us a little bit.
I'll lose the command stand.
Do your best, shoot if you need to.
I tracked a lot. Oh, the dog's gonna come for me!
I got problems.
I want a machete, but I don't know if I have time to pull my machete out without taking shitload of damage.
I've got five on me... or four on me.
Um, am I...?
Come through the pipe! Come through the pipe! No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no Um, I'm not... Yeah, that's right. Run in now.
Had to leave his pants with all the food though.
Fuck bro.
I lost all the food!
I'm shooting.
Fuck, bro. This is no bono. Dude this is kind of insane. They're supposed to be fucking dumb and stupid right now.
I know, I'm behind you. There's a car coming.
Sir! I need to get up on something. Thank you, brother. Yellow, let's go try to find these pants on the coast real quick.
Come come come, come.
I have pants... There's a pair of pants on this coast that has food in it
and I had to drop it to fight them.
... I don't know.
Do you know whereabouts?
Just right around this area of the beach that I'm looking, but I don't know exactly
where. Fuck!
Can't scoot back this anymore.
You might have to...
Yeah, you're right.
There's a zombie that's dead here.
That one you just killed, maybe? Yeah I just killed that one.
Alright we should probably go to an airfield or something.
Yeah that's where we were heading bro, we had all the food in those fucking pants!
Fuck bro, we need to dash here man.
I'm looking at I don't see him.
That's it, I think.
Oh, he's looking at me. I'm gonna keep looking. Hold on.
Give me 30 seconds.
No, you don't! Yes! Let's go. Oh, I got a few.
No you don't! Yes! Let's go, let's get the fuck outta here.
Let's go to airfield.
We've got an airfield to go.
That's sort of along the pipe.
Yeah, let's go back to the pod.
Holy man those zombies are not supposed To see us that easily
Yeah they should barely fucking See you bro, you should have to try to get that many on you.
That shit was bugged.
Yep we should keep going down this Messers will be there soon.
Are you holding your pants?
Yeah, we're showing them our pants bro!
We can go to the industrial or we can go to the industrial.
Nah, fuck that. I want to hunker down in
that one building on airfield
You know you can't throw grenades through those windows anymore
You used to be able to throw the grenades through that, those windows
and it would be... you're dead.
Now we can
defend it a little bit easier.
Do you have any shotgun shells?
Shit... Do you have any shotgun shells? Uh, no.
I'll use a shotgun then for now.
I have uh...
I pretty much said roughly stick it over here.
I have revolver with six shots anything close, I should be able to handle it.
Is it along this road or?
Let me think here.
We should be running into a gate soon, or something.
Where's the pipe at?
It was maybe along this pipe or the end.
Or one of the two, I'm down for you there.
I'll check it out and kinda see between.
It's hard to tell.
Is this it? Oh here it is, here it is.
There should be a TOR Rhymore, a TOR Rhymore. This one.
Yeah. to our right more this way
all right let's hope no one else is in there but there's a strong chance That'd be good.
Oh no...
There's a fire.
Are you sure? No, there's not that's something else.
It's a fire in the air for some reason.
You got someone in here?
Come in. Let's get some cars here. Yeah, we're seeing it.
We're seeing it.
But who gives a shit?
Let's just get in here.
Trust us. Heh heh. Trust this guy?
Yeah, I trust him. He saved us.
Ah yeah...yeah he did save us.
I think he deserves to live but there's something
sus about him.
Hey, he's got an English bro, I think you should always trust those guys
Really? Yeah, they're easy and trustworthy
Yeah, I believe that.
Whatever man! Wait wait stop stop stop. Oh you have a match okay good nevermind keep going keep
going keep going. I lied. So, if we drop the food out of the pants and then let it...
Holy fuck. Anybody have any... does anybody have their lockpick on them?
That is what it is.
Oh! sure lost the door. If you hear a door open, just beware. Where did you guys even come from? I was running away
from zombies and turned around and saw one of you getting fucked up while we followed them.
Um... we saw...
Well,
we were running that direction
and then we ran into a few
of the zombies that you were running from
and then all of a sudden they started chain reacting on us too.
We were like, what the fuck?
We were coming, what the fuck?
So we're coming from a bit of military area. I tried to just sort of run through them because it was a blizzard
so I thought if there was a blizzard I'd be able to just run past them.
Exactly that's what I'm thinking too.
Yeah exactly, I think they can see a little bit better than they're supposed to.
Fuck we're all pretty fresh eh?
Yeah, not afraid of stars. Fuck, we're all pretty fresh eh?
Yeah, not a great start so far. It's been pretty rough
Yeah, um... All my clothes have been drawn from those zombies as well
yeah same my jacket's up
all right lots of food here though.
I'm gonna grab down half this rest. Yeah, at least we're killing on some food right?
Oh, it's got a box of 45s. It must have a cult or anything.
Nah, that...
... Canada. Half the rice is there if you want it?
Is that chewing in here? Okay, we're doing what we gotta do
for you though at least.
At least we're inside for the fucking storm here.
I wonder if that person's still up there?
It has, it has. I'm thinking I might quickly try and hit those buildings in the cars before the EVR storm hits to see if I can get some clues.
Yeah we'll hold out down here, it's up to you.
Yeah yeah, I'll be back in about two minutes.
That guy is an Australian? He's got sure he is Australian.
It's got a little white accent, lighter accent.
We're doing it.
Yeah.
MF survivalists.
Oh, thank you so much!
Ah!
I didn't understand what the fuck you were saying up until that point.
What the fuck is he talking about?
I thought you were just saying like, see ya!
Like, what does that mean?
The fuck is this guy even saying?
Yeah, down on my run where I had a shitload of those...
I had a couple of those things that could sharpen my knives and stuff.
Sharpening stone? Yeah, sharpening stones are nice. I have 30 bullets, I have 3357 rounds for this fucking Magnum Brother.
But the problem is, badly damaged, this thing can just pop any second, it'll be not in my hands anymore.
Oh true...
I'll be mid-shooting and like it will just be gone.
Yeah. You're gonna get fucked up.
Um, I mean
I'm chillin', I guess. Do you wanna take the rest of this stuff or do you want to save some for him?
Save some for him? I think uh... There's three things over here
Yeah we left him some balsa here, I'll give him that.
It's all good, it's all good he's got it bro.
Was any of this his?
None of this shit was his.
Are you sure?
Yeah the beer was mine. The unknown food...
I think the dog food might have been his unless it was yours.
Yell him have peaches.
Be a nice guy here.
We'll ask when he gets back, how much food you got?
What's your hunger? You know we'll press em'.
Yeah yeah yeah. Press them and then shoot em' in the head.
We're not killing him!
I thought it was kill everybody we see man, what's going on? Not this guy though he saved us.
I mean, sure.
Is there somebody here?
I don't know but I'm ready to kill.
It's me.
There is a dude down the turnpike, I saw him on his boat doing the same school bit.
We gotta kill them.
Oh my fucking thing has been ruined man. Oh, my fucking thing's ruined man.
Oh is it?
Can I drop that um...
Legends, Thank you. See look how happy he is.
Legends.
I killed him before I killed you.
Nice grenade bro!
You have any more?
I have one but you'd kill him before...
I mean you'd kill me before you kill him?
Maybe.
I'm your IRL boy!
You just met this guy three minutes ago!
Yeah, but I can trust his accent more than yours.
What?
Why are you pushing this narrative that I sound suspicious.
What the hell?
Remember how I saved you in real life from falling down the stairs? Where was it?
You slipped, you slipped down the stairs and I caught you midair.
Do you remember that?
That happened?
Do you wanna avoid that car for next quarter?
Ah, get him a little fan? I was about to say,
I don't remember being clumsy.
Say it again?
I said do you wanna avoid that guy in the terminal or should we murder him
or shoot this guy around here?
Uh... shit. I don't care. I'm down to whatever you guys wanna do
I don't wanna pick up any more than three
I think 3's pretty cool. Wanna kill that guy?
Yeah, I think three is good as well. That's why we're gonna be tricking him back.
Let's just change names so we can't
betray each other anymore. What's your name?
I'm Jeffrey.
Jeffrey? Do the Js bro. I'm telling you to do the Js. I'm Jeffrey. Jeffrey? Do the J's, bro.
I'm telling you to do the J's.
I'm Jimbo.
Oh yes.
John, John.
What about you?
John?
Okay cool.
I was gonna shoot you if you went with the roaming.
Oh, why?
Maybe get some weapons though. My RJ is badly damaged and it's going to jam up.
All I have is the shotgun, actually
and if you want to take that sporter, I'm not using
that. Oh
I found some um...slugs
Well there ya go
This is your gun then.
No no, you run it. What have you got? Just a small one. Uh huh. I've got the revolver and I think that's a pretty good versatile weapon.
Okay okay, I'll take this right here.
You don't have a cleaning kit do you? A gun cleaning kit? Okay, okay. I'll take the shotgun.
You don't have a cleaning kit do you? Gun cleaning kit?
Nah man, I literally like spawned at NEMSK pretty much right after that.
Yeah yeah yeah. It's people everywhere Do you have a sharpening sound by any chance?
I'm just gonna ask randomly, both of you guys. Any sharpening tools? Yeah, nah.
That's all I got.
Can I use your screwdriver
to open this can of food?
Yeah, go for it. Take one of those knives.
My machete's about to go kaput and I'm kind of worried. Thank you.
I'll just hang out with the little battalion admiral so they don't go anywhere. Thank you. Wait, if somebody shoots my chest do I blow up?
If it's on your vest. I don't believe so. It's attached to your vest.
See chat will say everything under the sun of Revolving Black, though you have to understand
so they'll say no it has to be
in your whatever
No, it has to be attached to a remember
I'm affirmed- I've never blown up to it while it's attached to my vest.
I've died numerous times.
I'll be right out, hold on.
I'm gonna watch this door for the last minutes. i don't think so so Alright, yeah. Back to white.
Wasn't I yellow for a little bit?
Ugh!
Alright dude.
Let's go.
Oh, that was close. Ugh! Alright, dude. Let's go!
Two storms we survived... If it's cool with you guys, I might do a quick piss break before we leave the house.
Is that cool?
Nah, it's not cool. You're not allowed a quick piss break before we leave the house, is that cool?
Nah it's not cool.
You're not allowed to fucking piss.
Ah fuck.
Okay man I'll hold it.
Hold it.
No actually go piss I was joking.
Ok man, I'll go. What do you say? Thank you bro, thank you. so hmm Okay, I'm back. Where did you guys want to go?
I think he's AFK right now.
No hand-lock for sure. here right now.
No hand loss for sure.
Alright, let's do this.
I'm good.
I'm full apple, bro.
You believe in that shit?
Fuck!
My water's yellow but everything else is still pretty good
Check this shit, bro
You gotta share that, man.
Yeah thanks y'all, I'll get out of this one.
Have these, have these.
It's a good thing we found those pants bro.
Wouldn't be able to sustain three people very well yeah I'm ready to roll
all right dudes well listen what's the plan you guys think?
Go south military areas... research...
Do I go refugee from here maybe?
Yeah let's do that. You know where your going?
Uh yeah, I've got a good idea
Me and this guy are both stupid but we also have a compass so...
Okay sweet
That hill in the distance is sort of to the left about a bit as refugee.
Ah, so I'll know that for the future then.
Yeah, I do a lot better with landmarks in the distance like that than fucking being on a car when you were sitting this line going west for, you know,
couple of kilometers.
Keep a look out to the left because I don't know where that guy went. He might have already gone up there, he wasn't around before.
You couldn't do much, huh?
To the left of that hill.
Already more helpful than Noddy.
Absolutely.
Noddy's a bird.
Just kidding.
Nah, that's not a bird.
It'd be nice if my fucking gun wasn't badly damaged. That's kind of my big concern right now.
It's not that I only have a revolver, it's that it's badly damaged. um I think the Roar is pretty damn good.
It can hold its own in decent situations, decent moments. I'm going to have a long I have no guns. We watched it together. Oh, okay.
We watched it together! Oh sorry I'm pausing.
Nice I'm going to have to go back and get the saving me during the Glaze attack tour. Can't believe you were able to break those dudes kneecaps.
Much love, Capcom."
I don't know that guy, chat. Never heard of that guy.
Never even been to laser tag in my life
not one time. You know, it makes me feel like Christian.
Not the new one though, the old one.
The new one with Conor McGregor, I don't know.
Watch this hit a bit ago.
Just talking about Conor pulling from his fight but
This guy...that movie was decent until I saw Kana Magenta.
Really? You think he ruined it?
He was so bad, he was so bad.
Wasn't as bad as you'd think for somebody who's never acted before
but he was like
Korean.
I didn't hear what you said
this time.
What did you say?
What do you want to do?
Do you want to go in here?
This is
second factory city
so you can get snipers
on the roof
if you get lucky
otherwise refugees
live straight over
this way.
Isn't this uranium or some shit?
Not to be further down it's just like all this second factory Yes as we can get snipers on Gotcha. Second thing.
This guy says we can get Snackers on the roof,
Snacker-Snackers on the Roof sometimes.
Let's fuckin' see then! I'm just gonna be a shit in this place for fucking... I
Mom as buildings well can't even go in a half of them Oh Let's try to head up and start off. Gun spawns if you get lucky.
Alrighty, I'll wait down here for you motherfuckers.
Yeah go up that ladder John so we can get spawns up there.
Forgot my name was John.
What's this guy's name? Hold on. Jacob?
Is his name Jacob?
No, it would be Jacob. I wouldn't know that.
It's my brother's name.
Oh, okay. No, that's my brother's name. Jeffrey.
Jeffrey...
You should up here. My name is Jeff.
That's heavy, man.
We got nothing.
I don't get shit either.
Oh, shit. I'm just used to the day one spawns so who knows what this server's like?
True! Very true. Alright fuck it let's just uh dip out on the ah Day one has boosted spawns.
Shitty ass place to loot, man. Well, I don't think they changed anything on this.
Pretty sure most of it's default when it comes to spawn rates and stuff until they...
If there is a problem i'm sure hutch will
figure it out
i'm sure he will notice while playing his own server that
he's not getting any spots do you guys play a lot of DayZ?
Yeah, I got like 7000 hours.
No he doesn't have that much.
I'm lying, I had 45 hours.
He played...
He played Armored 2, came back recently.
Um, I have the back of it.
Yeah, 11 years ago.
The good old days, eh?
The mod days.
Good ol' fuckin... Yeah, yeah.
It was a fuckin' horrible day
too, to be honest with you.
Yeah, but we had helis and cars
it was good. And then we had cars. And then
we had 5 minute queue times
not even queue times just connect to server times
we had zombies who were hitting fucking
NFL plays on your ass
we had uh... couldn't fuckin stare at a rock your ass. We had ladders that would kill you.
Couldn't fucking stare at a rock, or the rock
might kill you. Oh my goodness
bro.
Yeah yeah, you're right.
I do
remember good times.
I used to play
in a server called
Overwatch and it was or it ran the Overwatchwatch and it was or random overwatch mod and
they had like airplanes biplanes camels right helis um
and like an increased spawn rate but it was still no big you know basing or any of that stuff just uh yeah i don't
know basement is out back then maybe something there yeah i've got fond memories of it anyway
do bring up some yeah without a doubt.
Without a doubt but you can bring us some
bad ones too though. You ever fallen underneath the school
because you sprinted off the stairs?
Yeah that was the first.
Just fall into the building?
Refugees literally just over this crest right here so be careful of zombies.
One bar tall.
Gotcha. Let's not forget how a zombie can randomly one-hitch you sometimes. walking downstairs chipping a knee
then die from an infection early in day z
yeah buddy
crotch, crotch there you go from an infection early in DayZ. Yeah, buddy.
Make sure your voice is on two or one I mean
and don't use it if any...or just don't use it
because they will track zombies.
They can hear us? Yeah. Yeah, it's definitely tough to deal with.
Nice shot.
Gilly. I don't know the bad ways, man. uh I'm going to get you. uh uh ah I'm gonna try to push her. chat uh I'm losing a lot of space though. You gotta take these. Watch your ass, Lou here man.
Don't take the essentials.
Which is the entire thing.
That's such a... You shush, you shush, you shush. i pity those who allow some to fly
i don't have enough space to sustain what i'm doing right now I need a fucking backpack, brother. Yeah yeah i don't have one either
i do not have one either I mean, I'm insulated.
I'm still cold!
I should be so fucking insulated this f- I'm still cold! I should be so fucking insula-
I guess my legs are damaged now.
Let me fix that a little bit.
No, I can't.
I don't got shit bro.
Gotta finish this sundown food Yo. Yeah, we kicked that one out. There was nothing here bro.
What'd you say?
You want this guy on click binoculars? Did you name him? Yeah, there was nothing here bro. What'd you say?
You want this gun click finicky or did your neighbor- Oh shit...
Um yeah hold on let me figure out how to stop him.
Let me leave this room.
I'm gonna take the rest of these.
It's alright I can carry it, I'll go take some space so he knows who paid for them. Okay. Take the rest of this.
I probably will need it on my Magnum
I am gonna need that on my Magnum when you come down here.
Sure, sure.
Oh yeah.
I don't want it to blow up in my hands if we get into a fight.
Probably just use it once on it so I'll just get it fight. Probably should use it once on her, so I'll
get it to damaged.
Yeah, I'm just going to get it to damaged.
Hello? We're in this I've got two of them.
We're in this little green camo-like thing where you go up on the...
Sorry to be an amateur. It's just a habit of right clicking at the end of actions.
That last click afterwards.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm good on this? This should be our boy here, John.
What are you referencing? here John yep what do you reckon about another fire on dark blue can I use that big thing real quick? yeah bro keep it
are you cosplaying as a tree homie Yeah bro, I'll keep it. I got this if you're really in need of getting help on fire or something to heat.
There's some ruined houses down the hill or there is like a little log earth thing down that way
Okay, let's see what happens
Probably safer down that way
It has got one of those murder houses
Alright, let's go then. Moving out. We're going we're going.
I need a fire ace to waste all the food that we're sucking on. I need to fire ace, uh... Wasting all the food that we fuckin' have.
I need to get a backpack!
Yeah, I've already got a bag on so...
Yeah yeah,
I don't ever take a ghillie unless I just don't have a bag there
Yeah unless I just don't have a bag there. Yeah, yeah. I'm fucking dying from the cold.
Me too. We're all dying from the cold.
How though bro?
I'm full like I have everything even a ghillie on top of my clothes are they
damaged no i mean their damage and not broken though yeah but damage will bring their insulation
levels down The ventilation level's down.
Yeah, buddy! What's up son? Still here?. What's up, PacificBlood? How you doing brother? What time is it 11?
A spot on that thing or was it a frying pan?
Only a frying pan
Damn, damn we need to get some pots of boiling water or something.
Yeah, I have chlorine tablets.
I have a stack of ten playing tablets.
No, I do not. So we gotta get some sort
of container.
Okay... Yo man, yo Ed, why you gotta be hanging on bro?
I'd follow that.
Oh shit, that's heavy.
See how you whistle at him?
That's pretty hard to get a get a tracet for the person you're after.
Oh shit.
Shit that's a lot of zombies.
Oh, I'm seeing a bunch of fucking zombies.
Oh, I'm so sorry man.
My fucker hit me.
Aw, my... I'm yellow now and I'm fucking dying. And he hit you with the strong attack of an axe probably?
I'm dead.
No, you're not.
I'm literally triple arrow down about to be blinking red.
Okay, okay. We gotta get into that house. Triple arrow down, about to be blinking red.
Okay, okay.
We gotta get into a house.
This- this house is like some of them dorms we just had...
...at Bearfield, kay?
I'll just fucking whack John as he goes.
Yeah, sounds ok.
He'll get off back when we'll get in here.
Why'd you fucking end his fucking life?
Probably a meme.
Dog's barking. Dogs are here, dogs are here. We gotta get inside this building.
Yeah I know as, I guess.
Hmm... I dunno.
Oh! It's just one? Thank you.
Can your ass be down here, bro? Yes.
Nice.
Oh fuck man, you're all fucked up. I'm sorry to hit ya.
Well I got a light!
It felt good man, it felt good.
Needed fire and I needed ASAP.
I was gonna say let's make a fucking trap, David.
I need a fire and I need it now.
Get inside this building over here. Come on.
Yeah yeah, I'll light the fire... uh...
Where the fuck did he go?
To your right, over here.
They're going inside this building.
I'm coming.
Oh, I'm coming. I left the light on there, just to see if it's...
Oh, I'm blinking!
Because you're cold?
Yeah yeah yeah So next stack Astov Stay next to that gas stove.
Stay right on that gas stove, okay? All right, axe me for all my HP bro. Fuck me.
Yeah strong attack axe it unblocked you are taking some serious damage.
I mean i went from full white to fucking blinking red.
Light it up. Why do they have...
Is your health going up
yes sir 11. is your health going down no no no blake you're in on health yeah oh man you actually might die. I'm not sure.
Is your...
Are you food and water white?
Uh yeah.
Okay it's all heat then.
It's just heat.
You're gonna be fine.
It's going to start going up soon.
All my shit.
Every single clothing out of my hat is ruined.
Oh, fuck me.
Welcome back to the fucking
get-fixed-up lands. We're all pretty fucking hurt Welcome back to the fuckin' Get Fixed Up Lames.
We're all pretty fucking hurt.
You have a sewing kit?
What does it matter, this shit's ruined. Fuck me.
Fuck the ghillie suit as well.
You good, John? You're lucky.
Making some knives.
Your health going up or no?
I said your health going up yet?
No.
You can tuck those peaches in your pocket.
Put those peaches in your chest right now, and your jacket.
Peaches on top of the thing.
Should have a little red around it for heat.
Put this ghillie on, if you don't have a backpack put that ghillie on.
There's one that's not ruined. There's one that's ruined and there's one that's not ruined there's one this room is one that's not I'm healing now, we're good. Did you cut that wolf lags or no?
I forgot to forget about it.
You're not dying, yet!
I need some more corals.
Just fucking cry me out.
Our state is very vulnerable at the moment. He won't get warm with room clothing.
Anyway, you still get heat buff and stuff which will make sure that
you can last until you can get more clothing and shit. I need a fucking backpack, chap. Holy!
At least if I find some burlap... Alright, Chad. Holy!
I think we should find some burlap
I'll just have a quick little look of the sheds. Alright, hold here.
I need a burlap sack for improvised backpack.
My shit is fucked up and my dude don't look so good. Yes. Yeah, I'll take this. There's a burlap sack there.
Oh my guy! Actually that's insane, appreciate it.
I have a feeling we might find that
I didn't know if he'd grab it though and if he comes back with sticks
yo another wolf, that might be good multiple wolves
multiple walls good luck little bro i'm not moving from this fire I killed three, we should be good.
Nice! All dead?
Maybe grab like two more. I'm stuck just-
I don't even wanna move my thing
Thanks my dude
Man they're so weird
Wait where's my- Where's my pump?
Yeah, yeah they're definitely
weird. Who do they like
to attack
yeah he ran straight that made took one swing and then just turned it hit you Holy... this guy had a crud load.
A crud load! Yes sir there's this one. I'll bring it inside and drop it by the fire.
We should only need two here to be honest with you.
I'm gonna slam it all next up.
There's some shoes there too if you can get some shoes.
I do thank you.
You're still wearing spawn shoes, I think.
Yep, you are correct.
You'd be correct there my friend.
Okay so check this we have a shitload now to cook.
Just waiting for my HP to go up, bro. so Okay.
Pog champ, dude.
Pog' champ.
Still doin good on ammo, our gun's not gonna blow up, I have a head torch
Just gonna go fill these water bottles up with snow, I'll be back.
Hey can you get me some sticks give me three sticks yeah yeah your best thank you We're hanging in there.
Revolver doing some work. so What's todays mission?
Get some sticks for the fire and some sticks for your back.
Thank you!
Beautiful, all of them are genius
I didn't even take a bad stick for the fire
I just took about six in the bag
we'll get some shots here buddy Crafting the improvised bag now. We're barely hanging in there we're hanging in
there you got a sewing kit no I have leather
son that's it.
Can you get the fuck out of my way bro?
Yes.
I'm cooking right now, okay motherfucker?
Motherfucker you bitch. beach so so This is the five star hotel. There's lots of food. Lots of food.
It's just taking ten years to cook. What's going on with the heat?
Who's hitting what?
You're eating, you're hitting.
Yeah yeah I was the one eating.
Huh? Oh you were feeding that to me? You fucker! eating yeah yeah yeah
huh oh you were feeding that to me you
fuck
yeah i was beating it to you bitch
listen bro if you're gonna take
responsibility for feeding someone at
least know your shit, bro.
I did that shit on purpose, bitch!
Yeah you didn't, motherfucker.
No you didn't.
Nadi, feed some of the hot food.
Nadi! Feed some The hot food. Naughty.
Feed Summit the hot
food, huh? You read that out of your chat?
You sure? Yeah!
I just saw something in my chat. Summit shoot
Naughty in the face.
This is... That's shit. summit shoot nodding in the face okay this is fucking lucky i should i should you would not i would not die i was faint our thing going on twice nothing sorry yeah we need to do the shit's Nothing.
Yo, we need the... The shit's not hot.
Shit's not hot. We have no kindling that's why.
It's like... We're not cooking shit.
Uh... Put six rags in there. We need the fucking barge on the ground.
There's six rags on the ground.
That water is dirty.
Got it, I'll chlorine it.
... This one's good.
They're still frozen there, got a little defrost.
Got it.
Alright, done and done on those.
Is the fire going? No, the fire's still not going.
Yeah what the fuck is going on here? I hear them cooking but it's just not...the fire's not going?
Oh my goodness.
I'm gonna go get some more sticks or logs or some shit.
If i die in my timeout, that would be mad bull.
God damn it! I thought the fire was on that whole fucking time. I guess I don't know my shit and I was taking responsibility for the cooking. I'm a bad chef.
You're such a good friend, you're a bad teammate. How am I a bad team when I got axed by your best friend over here, huh?
You shouldn't have been close to him.
Oh, that was...
I was fighting my own zombie and he came out of fucking nowhere
and sliced me in the back of the head.
Yeah, you should've seen it coming.
Why are you dick riding him?
What the...
I'm not dick riding him.
I'm saying you should have seen it coming.
Why are you dick rotting on me?
I expect you to be better.
Expect me to spidey senses my way away from an axe?
I almost said the, just in case.
Sweet.
Take yourself up into the water tonight. i think you're so fucking close so I don't let food burn unless I'm in a PvP fight while it's cooking.
Which, one time when I was in a PvP fight and I almost didn't burn them all,
I only burned one steak.
It wasn't that bad!
I peeked out, till the guy went back to the stove.
Swapped them all out. killed two people burned one steak that's not bad right it's not bad we're juggling steaks Anyone have any more steak? Are we good?
Uh, not wrong.
Make sure you guys are grabbing some steaks. Uh, not raw I'm good.
Actually you guys are grabbing some steaks. Grabbing, grabbing some steaks.
Do we have a lot or no?
We have zero on this so far I'm gonna grab a female sow.
Hey John, you wanna make a bag as well?
Take it man Take him in. Oh, you fucker. so I'll drink this bottle of water if that's cool or something. Yeah, it's still freezing though isn't it?
Yeah, I gotta still freezing though isn't it? Yeah I got a heat bus though.
True, true.
How is your health John?
Oh wouldn't you like to know...
I'm sorry man, I said sorry.
I'm yellow, I'm yellow.
Yeah yeah, drink that.
Good good Do you think we can let this go, John? Or is it going to hang between us?
It depends.
It depends.
Humalt wrapped up. He's over-exaggerating his injuries. You see this?
Yeah.
My body is fucked up!
Look at all the advantages on me, man.
What you got for me there, dog?
Got an apology. Sorry, John.
You can have that one. I just wanna an apology. Sorry, Jim.
Alright alright we can put this behind us guys. Chill everyone fucking chill. I'll be right back, Joe.
Man's not hot, Lowell. Man's not hot, lal. Man's no ho-
Anybody got any duct tape or sewing kits?
Nah, no need if I can get that shit open.
Yeah yeah yeah. So what do you think? You want...
We could get some of that stuff.
Or we could go research maybe.
Yeah, cool with that. Whatever you want to do.
I'm down for it, be honest with you.
Down the PvP, down if I can go steal people's stuff...
Cool, cool.
Yeah, I think maybe...
Go across towards Duranian first, see if we can get
some stuff from there. Yeah,
don't they have snipers in?
Yeah, yeah, you can get some snipers
there.
Alright guys, we all ready?
You know the mummy guy?
You ready?
We can chill a bit longer.
I'm good man, I mean I'm yellow.
I'm yellow but...
How long ago did you get yellow?
A couple couple minutes.
There's a military tent and tower right behind this building.
Isn't there like a military tent right behind this building somewhere?
Yeah, there is one just here.
You see that fucking East NorthWorth American Shepard there?
Yeah, it was pretty bad.
It was... come on bro.
It was wide, it was at ya know what I'm saying?
Nobody's taking shots at me, they're shooting at YOU guys.
Uh.... yeah sure, sure, sure. shooting at you guys.
Yeah, sure, sure. Whatever you say,
man. Whatever you say. Let's do this.
Let's give his mom a first swim all of the sudden. uh Holy fucking nuts. Right here.
That's a lot, that's a lot. I didn't even know they were coming for me bro.
I'm bleeding now, though. Snowbunna.
Oh, I'm fucked. When we do these things, we have to be willing to go into a camp and stand on stuff.
Yeah I don't know...I don't think there's as many. He aggroed fast too. You sleep off, okay? I'm bleeding.
I'm yellow now. These zombies are way too much, way too
pumped up, way too fucking annoying.
I don't know what's happening.
We gotta be
willing to cheese these more and like
go up and
get onto something.
Did that put you back to red?
Yeah, yeah.
Back in red.
We're getting too crazy on this.
Man, that's Screamer.
Yeah he threw up in Niagara and there is nothing around to make this happen.
Yeah yeah, we need to nurse you back to health or else we might have to go back to the hospital or whatever now.
Might just start feeling loud when that shit goes down your ass.
Don't kill yourself by fucking needing yourself, man.
I'm so mad.
Fucking annoying.
Zombies are really fucking annoying in this game, bro.
Yeah? All my calls are fucking ruined now again.
I'm telling you something, bro... shit's just fucked up over here, bro.
Zombies are supposed to be more brain dead, what happened to them?
They're fucking... they're...
They're not brain dead at all!
They're melee tacticians now bro
Real shit!
Smarter than what the f- They're smarter than what the f-
They're smarter than the other fucking servers.
Yeah, do you still rock Final Mass? I just got one that was curious if it's a big difference compared to the other
Super Mammoths. They're similar
but they definitely have their different shape
What I remember from Final Mass is that
it started off with a shape that was similar
to the FK-1 but a little bit more lifted
a little bit more uh, kinda like
uh, like chunkiness
I guess on the bottom of the sides and stuff that compared to it
and um it kind of got smaller and smaller from there
compared to the super light i'm not even sure size wise they got to be similar
size was maybe because you can choose ethnic sizes down the final house
actually right oh yeah Do you have any rags? Oh yeah, but...
Are you bleeding some?
I need to make sure.
Any rags?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I have some, but those are my disinfectaffected. The only things I could do myself were...
...cut this.
Oh. I can't make, I don't know why he's not letting me make. make uh the sweater up here
i'm good on that. You're good on that. I'm good on that?
That's medium versus high.
Mm-hmmm...
Mm-hmmmm... Hmm.
You know what's up, Mitchie? I'm glad you're enjoying yourself out there.
Our problem is we can't keep our shit intact, so we're always on low insulation because we're just getting fucked up by zombies.
Alright, I'm still red but...
Going out. We're good. I'm still red, but going up.
Alright we're good.
I'll move up. I'm yellow he's red. What are you white?
Yeah I'm white-chunked.
The uranium's pretty fucked for zombies, I don't know...
Not sure what to do.
We'll be fine, we just gotta take a slow...
Once we have that direction he'll be in our way.
Okay okay.
We'll just jog for a bit
This is a rough ass
It's been a rough run bro. It's been around fucking yeah
If we've been on our back foot a long time.
Yeah.
You've been down and fucking out this whole time, bro.
I should have died. Like, I was blinking red
like 85 times.
And I should have died so many times, bro.
Now that you turn the city I should've died so many times, but...
Now that you turned this into your crazy run.
Yeah right? Get some fucking crazy gear.
We're set up more than we would be if we just spawned, so...
Ike yellow and chillin chilling for now I guess He's back to yellow now
Ok cool cool
There is a heli crash up on that hill we could go check or just go over uranium over here.
I'll tell you.
Damn, I don't like making all the decisions man...
No wrong choices here all right
all right we'll go you ready that's the wrong choice
shit Shit.
Frustrations this one? Nah.
Not on the Mosque, bro!
No way.
The mosque is always incredible and goes your way. Right?
Horcruits always, you always get looted and no one there shoots you. Let us know when you hit the dark blue
and we'll have to stop for another fire.
That might not be on us, it's kinda far.
Yeah we'll just head to the right a little bit
Should that work?
That's grease. That closes it up.
Server is lagging.
Let's get Spuns detected.
Be ready just for your game gaming crash at any moment.
Oh that's definitely in this building here bro.
Let's help those wolves out. Yeah we can do it. I'll set those walls down soon.
Yeah, we don't have to push or something if you don't want to.
We can just say hi and back but...
Might as well get some receipts.
Get a little info.
Or chat. Or not chat. Get a little info. I'm not trying to, but...
I have no armor so I'm pretty much one-tap too
We don't always have armor
So we're just willynilly in this shit.
Yeah?
Sometimes... you ever see Frank on PC sometimes he would get geared by whacking a guy with his fucking axe.
Oh we're about to make some fuckin plays here. Don't even matter.
Clap these fucking fools. Check this picture. so Let's go. I just see dark blue, you guys cold as well? Yeah i'm cold as well
Just gonna grab some stuff because we're too far on the ground here. so Want to go this way?
Inside this bunker.
This bunker, he's down below us. Your boy is alive?
That vandal's out in the jungle. Hey, Mark. See you in a sec. His mother's
fucking savage! What is this?
Zombie, zombie, zombie. There's someone else. We all just got naded.
We all just got naded.
We're going to have to go back and get him.
Okay.
I'll be right there.
I'll be right there.
I'll be right there.
I'll be right there.
I'll be right there.
I'll be right there.
I'll be right there.
I'll be right there. I'll be right there. I'm dead, I'm dead. There's someone else. We all just got naded.
A grenade?
Yeah.
On the fire maybe?
By the door.
Someone threw it?
Right on the door.
So someone hit a fucking sick ass man.
I had a perfect view of us just all dying together.
Oh man that's crazy.
Did I hit a claymore?
I'll be honest, I don't know how it killed us
That shit was so fucking far
You saw the nade?
I didn't see the nade, I saw the explosion as I died
Oh gotcha I wonder if i ran over a claymore
my chest saying it's mine aid it's not my need bro
i picked my name up i didn't even pull the pin bro
wait you had
a nade in your hands?
No, no, no, no. It was in my
pockets.
Like, wait.
In your pockets, not on your vest?
Yeah.
In my pockets because I picked it up.
Did you see the grenade fly at you?
Okay. I watched a nade
blow up at the door.
Wouldn't have been me if it wasn't for that.
You want to look at the clip?
It's in chat.
Watch it. I'm dead, I'm dead!
Where did that nade come from?
Yeah it got thrown because it's there. You're looking. It's not there. Wait say that again? What you're looking at the spot.
It's not there. If you turn you look it's not there you turn you look
it's there damn that blew me up back here
do you see my nade or i mean did you see my pov are you watching european
i'm watching yours i'm watching yours yeah
yeah you see that the name you see with an aid
yeah he threw it in he threw it in yes yeah i don't know how that killed bro that was so far
i didn't know names are that powerful bro i was like maybe i wasn't fully behind the wall and it got me through
the doorway still.
Yeah that was wild with a large radius.
I think he got thrown from outside.
To be honest with you...
What did we say?
I think it got thrown from outside. It did, it did. Yeah.
So someone was like this. There was a boy...
probably. Maybe out there getting fire shit
or something like that. Yeah yeah exactly
He just chucked it inside
You guys I understand dying there i feel like me
unless i was just angled perfectly for it i don't know how i died there Definitely no way that should have killed anyone.
Yeah, I don't know.
I'm not even sure if an IRL grenade...
Oh yeah, that's what I was gonna say.
I don't know.
Crazy fucking...
I heard grenades actually in the IRL aren't really incredibly effective
so that's why I just thought you'd mention that. Don't call me stupid!
I'm sorry, okay? I'm sorry for disrespecting you, okay?
Sorry.
... Maybe. Is it possible that um, that nade blew up my nade that was in my pocket?
Uh... I have no idea.
In the clip, I didn't see me blowing up from that shit, I just died.
I have no idea. I don't think there's any way for don't think there's any way for us to be able to tell.
Yeah, it's not possible.
It's not possible.
That's the only thing.
Yeah, that was just his fucking OB-X.
I didn't even think it was that sick
he was just kind of like he hit it it was in the general area but
that thing was just giant brother i guess that was just a
i just thought it's a counter strike name rather than they would do zero damage
bro you don't even i don't even feel it bro
she was so far i don't know how that happened
yeah that's dude I don't know how that happened. Yeah, dude, you should see me.
I was literally in the hallway, bro.
I was clearing a hallway.
You died?
I could have been
angled perfectly for it,
I guess to where a shrapnel can hit me.
But I don't actually know how to go back and watch.
That's just crazy bro.
Yeah, that sucks. I mean to be honest though, bro
that was such a difficult run to push forward
we were in trouble.
We were very lucky to kill that guy too
to be honest with you
We are all so not here at all
Our boys just ran in there
They're gonna shotgun them in the face.
Yeah that was pretty fucking sick.
Um yeah I don't know bro it's kinda annoying.
They're shaking everyone out at Wakuta.
I'm in uh... what's that place you were at earlier?
I see him. I might actually try to just fucking melee and have the melee come up here dude.
Don't mind me bro.
Just gonna go murder her.
Let's see which building is that one.
Let's see which room it's at. stuck in there.
Someone's got to go in there.
Someone's got to
go in there.
They lost me. Someone's gotta die.
I lost him.
Never mind, I'm out at the mosque These names are so shit Isn't it a man?
These names are so shit whoever fucking whoever thought of these fucking town names is a dickhead I would hate what?
Shannaris.
Shannaris is not hard.
These other ones are just cringe.
I could definitely say all the areas in Chinaris, bro.
Come on, man.
I feel like hushed, bro.
Like...
Can't speak English. They're just sitting in the front row. uh so so This motherfucker
Damn it
I just killed a guy Of a coup d'etat,
they let me loot some guys body and then
I blasted the guy but he blasts me too.
You must have seen me barely go in here. All right, all right! This has got to be Jallow Biscoe right? There's no way.
Not Jallo, uh, Glove Jacks sorry. uh love jack sorry
yeah listen this is the most tradable game in existence.
Up like close range fights and DayZ are really really rough because uh...
yeah you guys it's very very simple to trade
very simple my friend I say it's low versus low instead.
It's just some bright fucking blue with more slots
Should be Lovejanks Funya
He used a red Do you use a reticle on your monitor? Nah.
After playing Tarkov for a little bit, I've learned to aim where the gun is and stuff.
At one point in time, I was doing a reticle on my monitor
I know friends that do it.
If its not against server rules, people are doing
this shit even if it is against
the rules, people probably doing it. This guy got a gun
on top of fucking shit bag building
or people holding in there Feels like you shot way first.
Yeah, like I said...
The reason he just trades happen in this game because they still have time to shoot after you shoot, yeah.
You'll do the same to others.
You'd have to show me the clip, how close was it?
We can judge, we can judge
right now. Just be like that was stupid
or not fair because of
all the travel
But like I said you're gonna do it look at me look at me, look at me. so so shit Fuck this. Alrighty... Alrighty. I think cargo pants are worth fixing right now.
Everything's pretty much worth fixing right now, to be honest with you. Just to fucking get a little bit warmer.
Thank you Max,. Appreciate it, brother.
Fuck it. Let's get our insulation up across the board while we're dying.
We can start sprinting around a little bit, too
He can fix this but whatever
How's your night boss man It's going okay so far bro.
Haven't really been able to put a run together but that's typical shit.
Typical shit men trying. Trying to do stuff.
Pretty tough though. Of course...
Dying still. we really need better
medium versus bad that's good up right
there Those boots will be a little bit better.
Medium versus low, okay we'll upgrade. okay This is really nice right here.
That's what I'm talking about.
Just gotta fuckin' heat it up. This may have been the guy we found....
It tends to take the...
There we go Come up. Not dying no more. so. We don't have a real gun.
Nor do we have food. Might be a good idea to climb this crane
real quick.
... so We can check the stylus. Nope, looks like not a...
Is there anything up here? I'm not even sure how far I need to go up.
Well, I guess all the way up is full of stuff. Is there anything up here? I'm not even sure how far I need to go up.
Well, I guess all the way up is 22 so that would probably be in there.
It's 22-22 lucky. I missed ammo? Huh?
Oh! Look at that. You're fucking right, 3 of 8s. And I didn't... wait do I have a name? A magazine? Nah, I don't have a mag. Are the toins here?
Seems fun to know.
Oh, in my pan.
Those are 380 rounds. so so so Oh shit, that I squirt in here. If we find a scorpion... so Nice shot.
Oh, shit.
Ah, shit you guys have me on the call? Can't say the S word around me.
Uh...
Yeah! He didn't say it though, but he was thinking it. Minority report bro, haven't you ever seen it? It means I'm good.
Sons of bitches! Son of a bitch! Sorry bro, I didn't mean to knock you out and shit.
That's how I be but you gotta do what you gotta do.
What YOU should be doing is going over here...
...and just goin' like this...
Goin' like this...
OH SHIT!
You son of a bitch.
That was fucked up and now I'm gonna die, man!
Alright... up and now I'm gonna die, man! Sorry, fuck. That was me.
You hit both of them.
Yeah we did hit those.
Yeah I see that.
Oh! so I gotta stop talking. It's unfair. I'm not doing great bro. so Yeah, I'm not looking too good either.
I mean,
I'm not fucking dying from the cold but I also don't have any gear so...
I murdered some people and some guy almost murdered me. think since I talked on the mic he knew it was me
that killed him so I guess I feel no more talking
in this server.
True yeah
Fucking Hutch's server, bro.
Every single person here is gonna know it's you.
Okay voice change your time.
Charleston time bro.
I'm just about to go crazy now
That's why I'm up here on the murder scene with no health
That was a and there was no health. I was with this guy
and he had a large gas canister
in his pockets
and he got hit by a zombie
and then the canister
got ruined in his pockets
and blew him up
and he died.
Oh, but your grenade couldn't go off of us man?
Hmm?
What the hell did you say?
Your grenade killed me.
My grenade did not fucking touch you, okay?
My shit was still in my pockets.
You're not allowed to carry grenades anymore, Natty, okay?
What the fuck does that... bitch...
I don't care about all the times, you don't carry HE grenades.
Okay? Chad's not allowed to go around water.
We all have our shit.
Okay, okay. You know what?
I won't carry grenades anymore
but I just want to state this for the fucking record
we didn't die because of my grenade. I still had that bitch
in my pockets, okay?
It's supposed to be attached to your vest.
It doesn't matter where it was!
It wasn't my name that killed us, somebody
Kobe does.
That poor guy that was standing next to you, bro,
he were a fucking ticking time bomb.
He didn't die for me-
You watched the damn clip on your stream, bitch!
Yeah?
You're fueling your chest.
It's kind of like when I put one
explosive barrel on a ship,
it makes four holes in the ship
you know what i mean? But if there is two of them
it makes eight holes on the ship That's why i got pulled up by your
no no no now you're just yapping yeah it happened you would have seen in
the clip if i blew up if i'm yapping you're on copium no no no you would have seen in the clip if I blew up. If I'm yapping, you're on copium.
No, no, no.
You would have seen me blow up
in the clip
if it was my name.
Why do you...
What's wrong with your name?
Not true, not true.
Your eyes just go closed
on this game.
Motherfucker. don't see shit.
Eh, shut your ass up.
I'm gonna camp people at this fountain so that I can come up on some of these.
Oh you're a camper!
I have a.22 pistol okay chill first the prison now this it's your fault for fucking sin in the damn little hallway and not holding the fucking door
What you're fucking full, you didn't hold the fucking door
You just ran into like a little bitch hiding in uh...the hallway man
Me and Jeffrey
You know what I'm saying working together trying to kill that guy
You over here lollygagging.
Why would I think there'd be a person behind me?
Well fuck it... why wouldn't- what? Be aware at all times!
Why weren't YOU aware?!
I was but the nade came if you holding the door, he would have seen the main
Fair enough.
You know, I have a gun right now and you don't. I'm winning at this moment.
What kind of gun do you got?
Uh...I have an AK.
Why was a naughty holding the door?
I don't know, bro.
What are you talking about?
I was holding the door from my position.
Did I know what do you want me to do?
Grab the nade and throw it back back i was clearing the side hallways so that you guys couldn't get killed from there
all right so then i can hide for maids if they got thrown oh we didn't clear huh
not that she hasn't cleared there's other to clear Oh, we didn't fucking clear it, huh? Not that you guys didn't clear it.
There was other shit to clear.
Nah, we cleared it.
Guy?
Where? You could have jumped on top of the grenade and saved both of us, yet you fucking hid.
Oh there's a guy here with a gun.
Alright my run is about to be over. so If he goes to get Wanda, I fucking murder him.
I'm with Jeffrey now.
Okay here's what's gonna happen chad
i'm going to shoot him once in the face he's gonna i got my boy jeffrey with me
right now he's gonna wear it and then i'm gonna have
to do it again Come on, bro. You gotta go to the fountain.
Everyone needs this fountain.
... so.. okay You wore it, okay. so um It's not in here.
Fuck, I thought you'd come in here.
Hinesnitch.
Hinesnitch.
He fucking wants that job.
What the fuck? they're fucking with that so so so I'm gonna death wound at this point my death wish
where'd he go? so I'm going to go back and get the so Son of a bitch! That's the best. No. No. I don't know if he thinks he's gonna get the sniper.
Come on, give me yellow health man. uh Needle and a haystack now
Oh man
I'm dead.
I'M FUCKING DEAD!
She's doing pretty decent.
Food is frozen.
Should have just started the fire instead of trying to kill this guy. all right I don't have a mag, brother. promise Load the mag into the hacksaw. so so This might kill me. Hopefully that shit cooks fast.
Well I'm gonna try to make it but i don't think it gonna happen Yeah, another gamer guy.
I'm sure you can do that to me.
There's not much I could do there at 22
one bullet at a time.
I shot the guy in his face
and he's trying to run.
I'm on red health
but I can't exactly hunt him down.
Okay. on red house i'm i can't exactly hunt them down you know I just got fucking, uh... no word. so so so so so so. so so so so so so so. All right. I got nothing left oh you don't know what just happened to me I closed the door to this place right there's no way for zombies to get in zero no doors right it's one way in one
okay 17 zombies jumped me it's like they spawned into what the i think they spawned in the what the
i think they spawned in the building
yeah show me somebody clipped that chat I ain't dying to no zombie, bro.
I'm gonna go out and human so I think I'm done.
What, you're done completely or done with the server?
No I'm about to be dead.
That's it he's just dead.
I can't even get started on this fucking server!
Oh I can't either, I just died twice in a row to like actual dumb shit.
Oh no.
I can't put my gun away? Okay.
Ah! ah uh so He's just gonna have to do that on taken. uh uh uh little glass shut the up uh huh so so I need food though. Doesn't help me. All right. Last chance
There's no cans of bacon in here
Oh so I'm also have one way of survival, brother.
I gotta eat this motherfucker.
You gon' eat him!
You haven't dropped him for four years, bro!
I just let the life go then do you have anything yeah i got a bk that's it
sporter ammo three weight you know oh no that's himself okay Sporter, ammo, 308...
I don't know. That's what's up.
Okay, fuck it! Start chomping on some fucking humans, bro.
Fuck you, man.
I can fish! Wait, I CAN FISH!
I might have time. Maybe.
Maybe. I'm cutting them up.
Oh sorry, my bad.
I gotta figure out how to go to this. hook One hook should be enough in all time. Rope? Our apple's gonna go
red soon
oh man i don't know if i have time for this Okay. To the water, compass north. water. Compass.
North.
This-a-way.
Something like that. He had a pistol with bullets.
I fucking knew that, I fucking knew that.
I needed to get the stick it was more important.
Fuck! Why didn't you guys tell me that?
What the fuck? Where'd this come from?
I can fucking protect myself, I'm deadly now.
Oh fuck... Okay we Oh, fuck.
Okay, we just gotta...
We just have to jog the whole way.
Gotta jog the whole way.
I think.
Or should I sprint?
No, we have to sprint now. It doesn't even matter
We're done. Wait! Follow the sounds of the cow. shh I heard it.
Speak to me. He's so far? Yeah, but brother man
fishing or
you know what I mean? Like, I'm running to the water still not even there yet right?
Haven't even started the process of i don't think i make it
i think this is our only choice and i don't even think i make this
i can fuck this cow up with my pistol too.
No cows on the mosque.
Well, I'm running towards something! so there I heard something. These zombies might drop stuff.
I don't hear the animals.
What? Do I kill the zombies?
... oh I'm done, bro.
Cheech.
I tried.
I couldn't do it.
I needed to be cannib-
I think the only way was for me
to be a cannibal.
You're not a cannibal?
Nah, I said it the time I had it.
Oh, okay. Yeah, maybe you're struggling struggling in the brokuda, man.
I'm over here fucking all night. something 65 250 and his dick touched the water i walked in they said whoa that's a good guy uh uh uh Hup!
Is that a fuckin' AK?
That little game trolled me a little bit, huh? I don't know about Bison.
I have ammo for it.
And I need to stick one... six more for it right now.
You're in shit it's not going on
all right well we did geez boys have anything that can sustain this Do you have food?
Or am I eating you?
Well, I hope we can a maker anyways. so I don't have bark, do I?
Do you have food?
I'm looking. I need a...I need a lighter. Do you have a lighter?
Fuck, I'm dead.
Oh, fuck! so so I don't have them.
It was on the zombie.
That was my mistake, the guy that passed me. so We're trying so hard but it's not gonna work boys.
We don't have enough time. Listen, I'm sorry.
I don't have a choice.
Good luck! okay okay I should have been the cannibal when I had a chance.
But, I tried. We tried we made an attempt
Alright it's probably for the best I died there right but after like I died
I went all the way to fucking died of hunger
On those fault is this fuckin fault. This Hutchison ball. It is fucking fault. This Hutch's name Paul it is fucking
It is fucking I just fought
Well coach, yes You take your fuck that guy, dude.
I'm gonna tell him to take your prior away.
What?
What's up?
Why are you telling
me to take my prior away?
Because you said
flat patch.
You said it first! No, you said it first and i was just
mimicking what you've said to the chat and then when i let go of
the mic i was talking about how i gasped like how crazy that was.
Crazy
though, dude. Crazy she said that about us.
Yeah, make sure you're proud of taking it.
I'm putting in a ticket right now.
Go ahead and put it who's gonna believe me or your big ass head chill right yeah I mean and believing you're stupid ass that's not
sure He ain't believing in your stupid ass. That's not true.
You've been spitting his no nipples for the last eight years!
Believing you is like believing him in a spelling bee.
See, look at you!
I'm putting in the fucking ticket. Yeah, but I'm allowed to do that.
What are you his fucking father?
Nah because he's showcased how bad he is at spellings
I mean he's opened himself up to that
I don't want to hear shit from me bitch I'm taking a road on the way and I'm just following when it's shit until I
flop over, I guess.
Uh... Well good luck
on your floppening, brother.
Has anyone ever said that to me before?
On your...
Good luck on your floppening? said that to me before. When you're flopping?
Oh, that's the first.
I found a barn.
On a dig.
Actually, it's more like a farm not barn.
How you doing bro?
It's been rough out here bro.
Kill that person.
Yeah, I got some sticks if you wanna... You just shot a person didn't ya?
Nah, I shot him in the head.
No you didn't!
I said,
I got some stick.
I'm such a piece of shit.
I'm leaving town.
I'm leaving town!
I'm leaving town!
You are fucking... Listen, I'm leaving town! You are fucking...
Listen, I would never want to hang out with a guy like you in the zombie apocalypse.
What?
It's kill or be killed!
I thought that at least you were going to start punching him up
but I didn't know you had an upper hand like that and you were really punching down.
Oh no, no!
I shot him in the fucking face and watched him flop on the ground.
You're a psycho bro.
OAB sometimes bro. OAB sometimes, man.
Where do I go from here dude?
Oh!
I'm somewhere.
Where the fuck am I?
Am I near Jalop?
I gotta get the fuck out of Arcuna, because there's no food here.
Where the fuck am I?
You better shut your mouth some-some. As a...
Listen, though.
I don't know what to say about that, bro.
Bad timing, ass.
Bad timing.
I was feeling ruthless.
You were in a vulnerable position.
I'm about to get a fucking IJ in here and nine bullets.
I need no transceiver...
A couple of fucking lights.
Nice helmet.
Oh, okay this is something... somewhere.
Low? Low?
Bad! boom you win
where the fluff do I go from here, dude?
You know what? Oh, I found it. I'm good.
I got my jello.
Decent-ish... not really he's got a knife i need it no Hmm.
This one looks hurt. so Hey! You think you sneaky boy? You think you sneaky boy?
Oh, you think I'm a sneaky boy?
I don't know.
I just want to be with you.
I just wanna be with you. I just wanna be with you. Hey! You think you sneaky boy?
You think it matters with you limping around like that motherfucker?
Yeah, he thought this was a joke. He thought these were games.
He was laughing was games.
He was laughing.
He was laughing at me.
No, he was one shot.
No.
Well yeah, that's why i went after him
what's about i'm a professional hey don't me it took us 30 minutes to get together
oh you were your friends outside really yeah yeah oh bro
what's going on over here? What the fuck? I'm not...I don't know this guy.
Yeah, well...okay, we'll listen.
Well it was probably dude.
They're cannibals! Not gonna be...
Yeah and were you guys about to eat this? Was that what was happening there?
Is he using a hot-button crosshair kidding?
Interesting.
Likely story. interesting like restoring
yeah i'm gonna go get some more wood okay no you didn't. Did you do it?
Don't tell him, alright?
Yeah I did it don't tell him
Oh, your set this dude up
Mine is Susan. Susan, huh?
Yeah, it's a porn baby.
Oh yeah?
He couldn't hold his laughter. Paying summatism with only a watch and a worth playing game stays.
Yeah, no, no, there's not the fog. What happened?
He slid.
What is he trying to do?
I don't know, he just pulled a knife out of me. What's he trying to do?
I don't know, he just pulled a knife out or something behind me.
Oh no, not that bro. Pull this stick. I have the stick for you.
You just ignored it.
Alright, here I got some sticks.
Just get the heap buff and we go our separate ways.
Can you guys help me? Here, sticks.
I have a bunch of zombies on me and i've been trying to...
Whoops. Ah! Oops.
Thanks guys. Yeah, you're welcome bro, you know what it's for? Oh he's gonna feed him in two minutes.
Ow!
Not bad not bad.
Just caught her straight from you dude!
Welcome.
Thank you.
He's cheating. I got AIDS.
Oh, he's holding... Listen, listen I got something to tell you bro so you don't waste your time. Is that you making that noise?
You said you were going to eat to me, didn't he?
Listen, I'm gonna give you a mercy kill here okay?
You should just accept this. Oh two straight rats i missed them both sorry What's good?
Holy shit.
What's up, guys?
Listen, it's not like that.
This is a mercy killing.
He wanted to go. He started coughing. He started going... Is this a mercy killing? This is a mercy killing.
He wanted to go, he started coughing and he started going
You know that one?
Yeah yeah I heard that story one too many times
Look! Oh shit! Whoa! Oh shit he's getting him One too many times. Look- OH SHIT!
Woah! Oh shit, he's getting him!
Oh fuck yeah I'm gonna chill, I'm going to chill.
You guys are cool? Are you guys homies?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Cool, cool, cool.
Yo what're you doing?
Come on!
I'm a pacifist bro, you're limping!
He's a pacifist man
I literally hurt your stomach, you're hungry bro stop
I'm not getting involved
Come on dude come on
Think of your wife. I'm gonna be thinking about that hot sexy hat
I'm going to be wearing soon.
It is a nice hat!
Alright listen guys,. Listen guys. I won't show you. Let's just end this. Let's just end this.
Okay? I got him for ya bro.
You cool?
But you gotta go too though.
I'm sorry we gotta do it like that.
Sorry guys listen
It's not...
Mercy kills, you know what i mean?
They were gonna go anyways
Someone had to do it. Yeah.
Did you grab the honey off of anyone?
Oh shit, yeah I did. you grab the honey off the ground though. That dude had human meat on him, bro! Damn!
I knew you couldn't trust them? Sup, dudes.
You made it down south yet?
Not even close.
It's tough.
It is tough.
Who's doing the...
Which one of you guys? Is it you, red guy?
I don't know. It might possibly be me.
Listen do you want us to mercy kill ya? Or do you wanna accept that?
I mean like...
If you guys want you got a mercy killing.
Whatcha thinkin' old man?
I'm as sick as she's gone.
I'm not too sure.
I just got a cold. Nah, if you go on...
Listen, listen, if he does that again
then he's in trouble, okay?
You hear him?
Uh-oh! Yeah, it means he's a long way from being helped.
You wanna just get him?
Alright guys I'll catch you later alright? Good luck out there.. Oh, yeah.
This looks fun.
Where do we go now? now oh they just got finished too my time
crazy that was 100 intended that title
shoot I'm gonna find out I stole it. That's a good time, right? That was quite an interesting start to this run.
Everyone was kind of scumbagging everyone there, but I kinda came out a little bit on top
I feel like with all the goodies. You know what I mean?
Oh man. Yeah, you should have seen this shit bro. I had brass knuckles on and I didn't think people would even notice that
That i'm just fucking hitting them with like the fucking shiri
Are you brass kn-feeding people? Yeah.
You're killing some bones.
I was betraying everybody there, bro.
Down to like the last three or four people.
This guy ended up having a sickness
and basically I convinced
everybody, like,
we should just kill this guy
and he was compliant too,
you know what I mean?
Like, you gotta start over
and while they were killing him, I stole all the food
and I was like, alright guys, I'll catch you guys later.
They didn't even notice when I left.
It was crazy. Yeah, I usually don't do stuff
like that but it's working out.
Yeah, my fucking ass
ain't gonna do stuff like that.
No shit!
What?
Who you mean?
Yeah, fucking okay bitch.
You big goofus.
Now I go back and murder them. Max, they don't have any...
Where do I go now?
I'm fucking fishing.
You're fishing? You've gone to that point?
Yeah, I have no food, bro.
I was in Vorkuta
for a while, killed the guy, fucking clapped him and I baited that guy you heard me kill him shot him in
The face
You do good yourself. Now I'm fishing. Yeah, okay. So you're doing good then?
I have
P1 with
four bullets badly damaged
no food
No.
I'm just getting kills.
I mean, I don't have anything so...
I got ammo though for like an SKS or something
if i come across one
Installation is in place I don't know if that's what I come across in our BK. The installation isn't the worst, it's not really...
We're not doing great, admittedly. Where do we go now?
Let's look at the map
rurian jalvisco
should i just go to nemsk east or should i just go straight to refugee
i said we're just gonna straight to fucking refugee, but I don't know which way west is.
I dunno...
It's with the water on my right, but it's like hard to tell because that's still...
It's got water in my left too. So I'm gonna fucking gotta go towards not the water.
Which is...
No fucking idea.
Thought I was onto something.
Can we get a fucking fish?
Ah, shit man.
What's that?
I can't...I'm not...
Oh, shit! Fisherman! You getting wellies? I can't, I'm not... I'm a sheep fisherman.
You getting wellies?
I ain't gettin' sheep!
Well it's better
than wellies. Guess I'll go up here and try to get some extra clothes with my friends for some pants or something. so
you're right boom done we're going oh any day now fish What happened? I need fish
what's your HP about the yellow gray uh about to be yellow
why though i'm dying more left More left?
Wait, wait. Where do I go? You guys are confusing me now. Okay if this is water... okay that's water
The ice... I'm like nooo
I need to go like weeeee
Like this way
I need to go like past this hill How long am I putting them off?
Off and on, though. It's not like I've ever really given it a full commitment.
Listen, I need a compass on every fucking map, brother. i've ever really given it a full commitment i don't i don't i need to listen i need
a compass on every map brother yeah how am i supposed to know which way is which so so so uh so Sorry.
That's for Cuda, so this right there baby. I wonder how much I can trust that. so I didn't see any of the fights tonight.
I am going to pretty much just be catching up on all
them on YouTube.
Lazy day for me, I guess. so so so
what the man Yeah I scared me come on brother no no so so okay Ole.
Grrrr!
You know these motherfuckers got guns?
Maybe I can find one in the camp while they're doing their fucking fire thing. I mean, the thing is they probably already cleared the game of zombies.
Wait, did you see the night spawn? There it is.
One guy, shotgun. so I go for this.
Pull the shotgun. Nah, he pulled his shotgun.
He heard me. He knew I was there. If he didn't hear my footsteps
he a thousand percent heard my shivering.
Pulled his shotty.
Not walking in on that.
Got a beast going in the middle of those.
Oh, shit. See this one? Yeah. Excuse me. Can we get a magnum though.
Thought there was dos amigos. Maybe i could just run south
and get lucky on something right now I guess we're going. Yeah, fuck it.
I mean shit, I have no food but maybe
we can just get something working while we get out there.
Shouldn't be that bad off.
I don't think it's the greatest idea,
but, but...
It is what it is. We'll be in front of these guys, we get a fucking gun and maybe...
Fucking kill somebody if they found some way of...
...fishing. Actually usually I don't like going south-north between other floors.
This isn't gonna work no fuck who cares let's just find out what happens. We'd like to do this...
more than normal. There's about 10 boats between you and the Land Bridge to Terra. Boats.
And, like, you're talking about the little fucking canoes on the beach and shit?
Are those good for something? Oh yeah, you're one zombie or two people staring at me There's Oz great Doesn't really matter if they're dead zones or not. I have to just see if there's something I need, like that'll probably be decent.
Just grab onto it for now
just in case
kitchen knife Kitchen knife. Nothing, nothing.
So someone's in front of me, in fact.
Probably going toward an airfield.
So not looking great.
... so Should I stay on the beach and look for some boats? Both medium hands. So what am I missing now?
I'm missing rope, that being kind of a big fucking problem.
Actually, that won't matter as long as I find the actual fishing rod.
So there's a hook.
Good start.
So that's one of things we need.
The other thing is rope for a fishing rod,
so if we just find the fishing rod, we're good.
All right, man?
Yep.
Oh!
You on uh, Hutch server? Yeah I'm on Hutch's server doing
pretty poor though.
I don't know how not even not great.
Really? Yeah.
50 people might just be too much, maybe not...
I just don't fuck with it because of the
um how fast
I starve and get thirsty
and I'm always freezing.
Like, I was literally just on the same app
different server
and I was chilling.
I don't know if it's exactly
the same one-to-one and I'm coping, but like...
...I just can't seem to get started.
Hutch told me this was normal for in a mosque?
I dunno if you noticed this already, Jared.
Every single thing you pick up is either
damaged or badly damaged.
Really?
I haven't seen... I've maybe seen
one pristine item but
there aren't any. I don't know know i played on it for like four hours
yesterday i didn't find one warren or christine thing except i could just
be coping but i don't know.
I'm kitted on the other Demons server and I'm k on, um...
my deadfall as well. Yeah the heat seems to be harder
on this one too.
Right? Right? Okay see I'm not coping
it seems like it right Because you well We loot like one place and then we go, alright we gotta start a fire here.
Cause you- well I guess that's the other thing, you can't get that amazing of insulation cause everything is damaged or badly damaged
You have to find sewing kits to get it up.
It's a worm.
But I don't know if that's how in the most is, cause that what Hutch said.
I was like, Hutch why does everything damage or barely damage?
He was like, oh this is is everything damaged or barely damaged?
He was like, oh, this is what Daisy did in the last update for the mosque.
I'm sure they'll figure out what's wrong. Someone said they need to balance the day and night cycle more, so we can...
Something's off, and I'm not liking it.
So I gotcha.
I don't really know that guy.
Yeah, I don't know if you just...
And I'm not shitting!
I was gonna say, I don't know
if you guys noticed it yet for the damage
of badly damaged his cooking a little bit but but I was like, bro, every gun
every magazine, every piece of clothing
everything.
I'm not dogging on the fucking server
I'm just dogging on my experience
Oh yeah, yeah.
You know what I'm saying like
I'm still
fucking on seven hours deep like
Yeah, I didn't have I mean it was getting DDoS while I was playing though. That's why I logged out there because I couldn't get back in.
He hadn't given me prio yet I I guess. But I got disconnected like...
Guess those fishing boats paid off?
Maybe they figured that out if you guys had been on it for a while.
Why not Classic Trenarchia Yeah, like I don't know.
I'm kind of bored with that map, that's why. It's just very spread out.
Alright losing health here. Maybe I should put the fire fucking next to me so I won't die.
Well okay there we go fish out for sure I'm thinking right now. Hmm.
Damn, I still need another fucking static. so. I need two more sticks actually.
Spread this knife out, it looks like a freaking doofus eye.
Hey, I'm really gonna be shit if I die doing this.
Come on, bro. Stop.
What are you doing? You ain't not barking anything serious.
What's she doing doing bro?
You should have fucking lit up that umbrella. Oh no!
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Grab that shit.
How you doing on food? Sharpen that shit. I am currently fishing and trying to get warm at the same time.
Stop losing health.
Not the greatest but not the worst.
You got guns and shit? The fire sideways... nah chat.
He just doesn't understand how I built it that's all.
Say again? You got guns?
Um... no. I don't have shit.
If someone rolls up on me
I'm a dead motherfucker. Yeah same.
Somebody's shooting and something
to him about to get smoked.
I just have to fucking give them fish for my life.
I was going to say fishing seems easier on the server.
I was catching fish way quicker than on other mouse shit.
I have tried, I have a little bit of a lot of servers but I haven't tried the project before.
I play like re- Rearmed and shit.
Yo, Big Link
and Spax from earlier earlier thank you guys so much
I'm so sorry for it dude. I heard this
come through but I feel like I didn't say thank you boys
oh shit dude SPACs
I did not obviously hear that come through or I would have said something
SPACs are you still here? I'm just going to say that and see if you say something in the chat if you do i will respond to your dono
i am so sorry bro out not gonna agree with things today. More than normal.
He asked,
Livonia or Cherno
work plan these days? I would say
Livonia is. Cherno, I mean, I think there are
people who can make Cherno fun but
it's hard.
...
.... so I'm going to put this in pants, which will keep a little bit of heat.
Fire's almost out so we're just gonna split this
throw it in there and get another fish.
Cooking in this game feels cozy. Yeah, you know that's until a fucking crew rolls up and kills your ass
and takes your fish.
It can be cozy until you start taking fire Chewy, man. Hey.
I'm gonna kick you out.
You're gonna go do some other shit and I'm gonna close my door.
Look at Ellie. she's sitting there,
she don't give a damn.
I know when she's barking it's for realsies. Chewie.
You little shit, stop.
Give me a fucking fish.
I'm going to try and speak here so they can hear some stuff in here.
Chill, pal. Give me a fucking finish!
Roll back to rust when? man, I don't know.
Not totally sure. You know how like
Daisy can lead me into rust sometimes? But I remember some of the harsh
fucking times on that game.
Real harsh.
The success rate's like 10% if you're playing solo on some of your missions, it's insane
Restores are worth the stress. It can be pretty stressful. It's fun, though!
It's like DayZ where knowledge goes a long way a
Real long way in rust actually
Wow this is insane he said said fishing's easier. Give me a fish! I've ever messed with modded daisy servers. Yeah, here and there.
Like, I played base building ones that have like different moddings for the
base building. They have more guns and
stashes and shit like that.
I like storage
stuff. It was pretty fun.
I enjoyed it, for the most part. You had a map
and stuff. Pings.
... part you had a map and stuff pings
you know you roll around and find fucking places you want to maybe knock on the door and see if you can get in we caught people opening their door to their place and stuff like that one time.
It was pretty cool, so it could be epic without that.
You get good PvP experience with this game. Yeah, without that.
You get good PvP experience on servers like that.
Holy! All the fish are gone. Yeah, I'm totally gonna die getting this long of a fish.
And I'm gonna tell Hutch,
watch this stupid fucking clip of me sitting here
for five straight
fucking minutes
not getting a fish
and your doofus servers.
Come on, man! so so No, cheese.
I don't because the success rate on that is even lower.
But it was pretty fun. That was one thing I ended up liking.
It was a lot of commitment
...
... Wow, this is insane. so. That's not because I was fishing in the ground.
If it allows you to fish, that's all that matters.
The fucking game allowed you to fish out of a toilet and you'd find fish.
Chew.
You didn't have such an ear-piercing bark.
I'm sorry, I'm gonna give up soon.
My fire's gonna go out, and I have to redo the
fire... everything.
Bruh! Rah!
Be a fish
yes
i was fine what about i think i can just do this do this split this oh no
this should have been using that. Boom, boom. Sharpen this.
Boom, stick.
Thought they were gonna cut the fish up.
Bro, this is crazy how much I got to do!
Let's go man man. Come on.
Okay... Boom.
Boom. I have to do two of them.
It's not gonna work.
Oh it's ruined. I can't...
I don't have a choice! I have to do it.
That's my last knife You season your fish? There's a shit ton of food on Vorkuta on this server. Okay, can I get two?
Go for two.
Going for two.
I'd be surprised. but it's still going to retain some heat after the fire goes out
that should still be enough to cook.
i think it'll actually do it.
Let's see if i'm right.
... Come on baby
All the way.
We'll cook that shit later, man.
We have three of them.
Three of them were more than good. Get the rope
back. The hook is
still there badly damaged, but it's enough to fish again.
We're back. Alright, I'm in
this bitch.
Now I am down there. Like south of Refugee or something
I don't know if you're gonna go to A1, but... Can I go to Sebjan Marsh or something?
Is that the land?
I dunno what the fuck's on the other side.
I'm by factory.
Even if you get just further south, I could log in and run towards you.
I wonder where the factory is.
Oh!
How much fish did you eat?
I have
only one so far
and uh,
two left
And then one I have is uncooked
You need to go out as an uncoached he actually had like four aqua boxes recently. so Don't come here.
There's like ten fucking zombies down there, bird.
Thank you, bird. I'm'm stuck on that.
Don't take me home a little worried about it, okay?
Get his ass!
Bitches!
There are green- is there a place to hide in here?
Oh boy bro i'm so weak what the you're in here I'm dying. Yeah, hold on.
Open the fucking door!
Yeah me and him tried to run in here
There was like all All these zombies.
And there were no doors to close!
Go away...
Alright, let's the plan boys?
Oh my god! Your lifesaver.
I'm sad man.
Bruh... i'm sad He saw me first.
Oh yeah, I could have fucking easily killed both of them. You got a knife bro?
No not anymore. That's what i came here for, a knife.
They're trying to make a fire. Yeah, I have a lighter for it. Nice.
I have a lighter, but I just don't have
Yeah, I have paper but I wouldn't be able to get the...
Well I guess we can get sticks out of paper.
Wait wait wait
What? Where is his zombies? Yeah! This guy killed all his own people.
I had a lighter, but it's ruined.
Didn't even realize.
Fucking yellow motherfucker! yellow Oh!
Sissy, wussy.
He's got his pedal. We will find a knife please. Chewie. He's beautiful. This motherfucker just ran and barked at me. Yeah, good.
That's me.
Where the fuck you move?
He's over here right now.
I think that one. Hey choo-choo! This compound can't be seen from outside when lit. I guess I can cut stuff out. Boy, is that guy so old?
Nice! That was perfect.
Why didn't I actually think about grabbing the saw when he wasn't thinking about the math.
You guys hurt.
Yeah, she might die.
Alright.
I have matches squad but i'm gonna die
They're coming they're coming
I can't even move.
Get that bitch! AGH! UUGGHH
HAH
HUH
BITCH
Here take the matches
Wait if we kill you then we can just make a knife?
But yeah they're taking my- What do you wanna pick this in his barrel?
Yeah... Hey, what are you doing man?
I'm gonna just take my bones once i die
I wanna save you man
You can't get snakes right bro It's going to save you, man. Coming too far, bro.
I got paper. We need that thing for sticks
in the back for our to knock the rest off.
I'll look this up.
The fuck is that?
Hey, like a closet or something?
I can't put this in
yeah that's a barrel i don't think you can do this with the fire we'll do this one
maybe i'm not
you have to put yeah Oh, what am I doing?
I'm wasting the...
It's just damage to the banner.
I'm starving, Marvin.
What the fuck are you flashing?
He's been flashing for so long. Grab the flare, grab it again in your hands
you have to set the fire
It's not letting me.
It was just a smoke grenade, that's why...
I got matches. Did you get one for me? Yeah, where are they?
There it is! Yeah, whatever. That's fucking good!
Hahaha Nooooooo Bro we just made it man
Alright let's take a shit
How close are you pretty close to or no?
I should be good. Unless she decides to kill me. Yeah, sorry.
No no no! hey Heh.
Some of them grabbed a rope, man.
I don't know if any of them did.
Oh nice.
Just going to put this guy in the sea for a while. Probably get some real good water out of him. I thought it would set free a little bit.
See, they didn't really have shit chat. They literally didn't have shit.
Alright?
Because like, hadn't basically nothing I need that decision before then.
Anything I need? Oh, these guys barely made it out.
These guys are struggle busters.
Ah, he's struggles. Wasn't even feel bad.
They were struggling, busting it.
I could fish them fast.
Yeah yeah good call.
Good idea.
Good idea.
Good idea. Good idea. Good idea, good idea, good idea.
Oh. Okay.
Sorry fellas.
He said no! He actually really wanted to live, huh?
That should be good, he said.
I figured
it would be better if you can maybe spawn
in the same spot as his boy and reunite.
You know?
Take a fishing rod. Should I...here do this?
This, boom-boom
Boom-boom alright Boom, boom. Boom, boom.
Alright.
This...
Boom, boom, boom, boom.
There's actually two more there.
Boom. Boom, boom...
Boom.
I'll make sure that doesn't burn here in a second
oh move my fish boom okay i need one more Boom. Move my fucking fish, boom.
Okay, I need one more.
Wait, I should cut them up with this. That's the better option right now.
Let's do that just in case we fuck this up.
That's what I should do. We gotta cut one up.
We need bones.
Because if I fucking hit the next thing and this breaks or whatever
it's bad news bears.
Not to mention this is gigantic, it's fucking annoying as shit.
Bah! Get out of here motherfucker.
Let's make some bonfires.
Okay, this should work out, this will work out. This'll work out.
Oh, yeah... Listen, I'm not gonna keep that around and repairing
that thing with the sharpening stone.
I will be using the sharpening stone on something
that I actually want to keep around. It's kind of the whole idea behind it, right?
The bull is...
He's wearing a cup, Chad.
He's waiting to go to an MMA match
right after this tells the plan anyways.
The plans change
for him, unfortunately.
For us,
fairly fortunately.
Um... Um, um...
This is what we came for.
This guy.
Apparently the fuckin' saw cannot cut the guts.
Stop it, brother.
What are you listening for?
Stop listening so heavily, man.
You're okay. It's gonna be fine.
And boom-boom.
Right? We have no bag?
That's about to change. We're also gonna swap and do one more of these.
Boom... Boom... Boom.
Boom. Boom.
Oh my goodness gracious, don't save me.
I'm just gonna keep the uh... what's called going here. You go hang out on Spokane for a little while, bro. you're not here......... All right. so so one second One sec, one sec.... so........ so so. so Beach, mouse, beach, beach beach mouse. so so. so so. so so.... Alright, I'm still alive. Holy dang! Let me eat these fucking tacos and play some games
I'm so sorry
We're good Okay. so so so All right.
Frank, thank you for stopping by the way, man.
Thanks everybody for resubbing this shit.
Much love guys. condor the fat you know
nice good answer and i appreciate that yeah that helps a little bit Add space. so uh wow What the fuck? so Oh, man. I don't want that.
I'll bust some of those big-ass fucking saws! man i don't want that let's have all these big ass sauce Oh, I'm not close there.
Uh oh...I don't have anything to manage with at the moment.
I'll give that stuff a lot of use in this stupid shit. I don't want it anymore. See, I'm trying to organize this a tad for a second. That's a dis-
I can fix this shit with duct tape too.
Might as well, really good. If I could find some pants it would be the same.
... fuck Fuck.
Almost tied my own hands up or some shit, uh...
.... Seachest. What the fuck?
A sea chest, huh?
God damn.
I found the Athena.
How did I not notice that big fucking thing? Look at another saw, bro! What?! Well, should make a close. make clothes.
Man, I need it. Lighter, need it uh uh uh Check the cars real quick, make sure... Jesus.
Car battery back-backed, mulched hot tonic.
That was one. um Oh, the lava is really getting on my head now.
The health's not right, I'm sure.
Uh oh.
Nope.
It wasn't. what's that a boat Look there, maybe?
Oh fuck. uh I'm trying to eat the mic away too. so so so I want to do this now, but I'm doing it now. Um...
Where do I go? I don't really remember what to do from this point.
Well, that's what you should do. so Give me like a number on the 1 o'clock,
1 o'clock, 2 o'clock. 11 o'clock 10.
3 o'clock 4.
... This way? way so I knew I had that.
Mrs. West.
I need a gun? Do you need those in this game?
I'm just gonna go to the most dangerous place in the game and run in there.
... just run in there. How you guys doing? I'm doing well.
I'm doing good, I'm doing good.
Where are you?
Ummmm...
I was just at the town with the fucking...
Mmm, I don't remember bro.
I don't fucking know.
I'm in this fucking little area
with a bunch of houses.
I'm with five people.
You're with five fucking people? like including you or not?
No, no. Five people and me.
You have a six man?
Yeah.
Let me get water real quick. I'm at outskirts apparently.
I'm in a gang now, so...
... I was gonna kill him but the guy gave me ammo for the gun that I wasn't gonna
kill him with because I didn't have any But I decided not to kill him.
That'd be fucked up if I killed him with his own
ammo.
Didn't hear you, I was getting a red bull but I heard the other speakers. What did you say?
I said uh...
Uh, I had no ammo in my gun and five of them showed up
I WAS planning on killing em
But one of the guys gave me ammo for the gun that I wanted to kill them with.
So I decided I'm not gonna kill him because it's rude to kill him with his own ammo.
You get me, bro.
No there's too many of em'.
But i'm good. I got a couple guns, food I'm chilling on, weather I'm chilling on so... Yeah coffee from way, way earlier.
But finally the Burl sponsor this compact can't be seen from outside of the lab. from way, way, way earlier.
The compound where I killed those two guys you there?
Hmm... Oh! Oh, I'm gonna remember that.
Uh... with what you were saying Kev
With the everything is damage and shit? You're not fucking wrong bro what happened to yourself yeah
garrett if you keep on the string tracks
yeah I mean if you keep falling then I can give you a BK or a Scorpion. I might just log in and run south on the train tracks to meet you up.
There's something out there, but it looks like bullets so so shit right where you are I'm gonna check the of that for snipers. I think you went south already that's not the mine right are you right before a1 right now that's What the fuck dude? Client's missing a modge, which is on the server.
Zombie aggro fix?
It don't work.
How do I get that mod? I click the verify, is there something else... We got a feeling we go up that road.
Looks familiar.
Yeah, I remember this area.
... I'm in this area. Hi, one more.
That's it.
Booyah!
Booyah.
Booyah, Grandma! Done eating? I'm done eating, but I gotta wash my hands.
Wash the hands and we're good! I'm going to say goodnight.
Wash your hands and we're good.... All right, we're good.
We are Gucci.
Let's continue.
We're not supposed to be here without a weapon, by the way, I don't think.
We're supposed to be kind of...
...weaponed up in some small fashion.
If I find a fucking MP5, that'd be kind of crazy, even though it's badly damaged.
Probably gets you three shots before jams Okay.
It's an assault helmet, but it's white, Chad. I'm gonna pass.
Am I on the right way, chat?
Let me look.
Does this pathway bring me somewhere?
I'm going west at the moment.
I've kind of lost it.
There's a tower here, might as well.
Where does this road lead me?
I'll let you know where this lead road leads me.
It's gonna be a while dude, Hush didn't give me prio.
What year? Oh no...
I was even in his chat and somebody mentioned it
And he was like oh oh man, I don't know.
He's got a lot on his mind I imagine.
That's not considered terrible for him to be there.
Yeah, he was telling me to message Gav but I don't know how to message Gav either.
His name's on that thing.
Yeah next time I actually get him I'll say something.
Oh man, I'mma say something.
Might be quick though, 10th and Q. Okay, 10th and Q. He's got a hand on him. Brass knuckles are gone.
She's not choosing her points very well here, huh? oh oh sheet
are you sure i'm supposed to follow this road
was that supposed to go under there? I turn around.
Did I?
I've never done that before, so I appreciate you guys helping me out.
Something is not a normal occurrence at all.
Rare... it's already worth that.
Uncommon. already worth that uncommon.
I was just making sure, basically...
I wouldn't expect you guys to understand uh i was just checking behind me to make sure no one was closing in on me so Okay, we're looking for a freebie weapon here, bros.
We can turn it into a snowball.
We can use the fucking armor too.
Damn it, dude. I'm filling up the Hunter's
jacket or the uh...
Vestigan Baxin. Keep fucking that
up.
I wanna- because the reason I don't like to have
that filled up is because I'd like to be able to swap it very quickly.
I did not see Tank.
Was Tank doing fucking work or what?
As usual, he won?
Can I imagine?
Looking for a free gun. Please?
I got some guns for you, ma'am but it's too late bro.
Not a grenade.
Not a place to put it though dude. What do I do then? not a grenade You think it's just a fucking sign of you. Field jacket, my favorite jacket.
But I have a hunter jacket on.
Look at the hunter jackets right in this camera.
Another one of those fucking things with white helmets. Jack is probably a decent camera.
Another one of those fucking things, the white helmet scene. I don't fuck with the White Helmets.
That's 1 barracks and this thing...
This can have a Glock in it or some sort of pistol for sure. There's a man Nines, too many nines.
Does a man have some nines? I don't think so.
I'm sure we don't The MP5 man!
Another test you guys have fucking successfully passed. Well done.
It's honestly getting impressive at this point. is the server restarting in a couple minutes
i have no idea good question i don't know if it's on 2am or 4am schedule. I'm calling it.
I'm calling it a night.
You're such a scaredy cat.
How am I scared, bro?
What?
How am I scared?
Because you're getting off.
That is eight straight hours of this game, bro.
Yeah, that's a little bit crazy.
I'm scared.
Alright well have fun.
I now have three servers full I got full kits on I'm killing and they'll fucking get wiped out of nowhere trust me
I've done it. I'm not like you bro
often from one server to the next getting clapped up
Still hasn't booted me from the queue though.
How fucking dare you?
Alright, goodnight!
Bye!
Later guys.
Later now.
Don't be scared homie.
Do I need to leave the queue?
It sure is locked right now.
It says it's locked.
Like I said,
I'm still in queue.
Okay, am I gonna get booted off then? Something I might be good with me often.
That wasn't your last successfully connected server, is it?
Yeah, it is.
That's what I logged in on.
Well, like I said, I couldn't get back in today. We still have our
deathfall characters we can try getting them in
you know getting a little bit
already connected
want me to link you the tank for a smart knockout highlight worth of 40 seconds?
I could probably just look it up real quick, hold on.
Nice, that actually cut my time way down dude.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure I'm logged out right where you are
i typed in tank i found it it's 10 seconds let me see if there's a minute slow motion Tank Davis knockout even crazier.
I don't know if I'm allowed to watch it, you guys.
It is all over Twitter.
Well, so many people have priority to get my position keeps moving up.
Damn. He keeps moving up. And he went up and right to the head.
That dude like a fuckin' right hook, left little something weird, like long uppercut.
Damn! Scary, scary. I'm in queue.
Say what?
I'm first in queue. I'm going out.
Oh, that's why I keep popping up.
Damn! The straight left really did him in though.
Shit.
I'm number two. Number one. Be in there.
Damn! Worked out pretty well,
as long as I don't die coming in here. see my I just logged in and knocked out.
Uh oh.
How is that a thing? Uh oh.
How's that a thing?
Are you bleeding or too're too cold or what?
Oh shit. so What the fuck? I think they want your name not to just be...
Yeah go into DZSA and change your name
because you probably defaulted to Survivor
and then I don't think they want people's names all the same
so we'll see what happens with that I don't think they want people's names all the same so they know who to check them.
Yeah, that does suck at...
Getting kicked right now
my food is kind of the second time
not the smartest time like a smorgasbord
that could just be an auto-pick to turn it up, sure. Maybe that was their addon.
My in game name is changed, but I had to log in from the... whatchacallit?
Couldn't find the mod. Had to log into the actual launcher because it wouldn't download the mod I needed.
This thing's damaged, it damaged something...
It's not the worst!
Should I get to that tower?
I don't really know what to loot.
What kind of stuff am I doing here?
Am I checking rooftops?
Okay. What I'm worried about is my dude got knocked out. I'm wonderingtop! Thanks man. Appreciate you. Been watching since college here 10 years later.
Married still going and enjoying the streams. Keep it up brother man.
Yo Stocktop thanks brother. Appreciate you dude.
Yeah I've not been focused on the stream today guys and I apologize for that.
I apologize dudes, I've just been focused on not sucking a fucking daisy to me
so I swear I'm taking all my fucking fucks, no kidding.
Good news is unloaded in right away?
No shit, you got lucky maybe they gave some
proud queue forward or something like that
Server said 47 and a 50
Ah server's dead bro I'm lagging this bitch Server said 4750 service dad route
The other two monster 40, right
Where should I go now? Chad like down the track maybe over to that building sure No, you...
I guess if you change your character name it starts you a new character. Can't we play? No way. Nah!
You had a character on, um... this? You sure?
Or you just did?
Like I said, I just logged in and my dude fell over and never said I died.
Well... check all the buildings over there, dude.
Wait, you were in this place?
Yeah, where you are.
Like a random like industrial?
The server went down
so it was like
while we were...
It was ground level
and might not even have been uh
in a building honestly there's a trap in here bro i don't know if that was
fun little spot disconnected me like seven times yesterday.
So, that time I just couldn't get back in because the queue was too long.
Yeah, I had...
...I had some good and my body I don't think I did have food. I thought that was like a real fishing pole. But, I had a Scorpion with the full mag and a bunch of extra ammo
and...
...a pump- action shotgun.
Can it do you things? Stockton, thanks by the way. Appreciate ya dude.
And congratulations on getting married. Thanks for being here for ten fucking years,
Thanks for the fuckin' support my man. Appreciate ya dude. God damn.
That's just freezing.
Hold it a little bit longer.
Goddamn!
Unless the name change actually did make me respawn.
Not really sure about that one.
And I don't know what to do here. so here I'm gonna go out and get some more care if I need to be here in a second.
We got a little bit of havoc going on in the house apparently today.
Oh, there's- okay, there's bears down here. I remember killing some of those.
I remember this! Me and Maverick killed some people here. so This body will be gone in a while.
I'm not stressing this body, and if the odds are fine again, we'll just go over the road.
Bro, I might try to get a heat buff and sprint straight there.
Actually, it doesn't matter.
I don't know where my body was. That wouldn't help anything.
Whew... I guess I can look at my VOD from yesterday and see where I disconnected.
Nah, big deal.
You can get better shit than that.
It is a little bit to lose though.
I mean, that was a four hour run.
Shit run! I keep looking around.
Shit run, just kept having to stop there were a bunch of storms
kept having to stop to heat up
Yeah i wouldn't expect these servers to be perfect just yet.
I think they'll do some tweaking here and there if they think it needs to be done,
but I think they want not as much as possible.
Yeah.
As long as I was good with that, and just fucking pissed that.
Disconnect from the server then log back in and my character's dead?
This is pretty shit.
And I......damaged damaged. Yeah. Man, not hot.
Do I have 45s?
No, that's it.
Give me 80 boxes, bro. No 45 boxes's it. Give me 80 boxes bro
no 45 boxes
Gotta go for it.
It's a 45 box up here I'm pretty sure.
Smell it!
I can't afford going bad insulation right now for a helmet.
IMO.
Already got big enough trouble.
Nobody shoots me, man.
Friendly friendly.
Just want the backpack.
Just want the backpack.
Oh my
goodness gracious
i don't even think that i need this badly damaged how many slots is this 42 slots
on 42 slots Fuck that dude...... um so. so so so so so so Thank goodness.
Okay.
I'm alive,
I'm alive,
no one will be here.
I'm alive! I need an armor. Next thing.
Okay, where's... like the next area to loot.
Like up this way? Is there other stuff, maybe go to the tower?
I don't really know how to loot here. so so so Let's go back up this way and just kind of figure it out.
I mean, can't be that many roofs to go on.
I think I've already cleared like two or three of them,
like just from the taller roof
the other one's got to be either on this side or i'm just going to go through so Should I go up here maybe?
Let's do something whatever
dude that actually ended up being crazy good. Wow! Jesus Christ. 45s.
The fuck is this?
Okay, I mean not just guns other things.
Of course it's very dangerous to get shot. things. Processory danger,
just get shot.
... There. Only a can. I don't want this back. Oh, there's another one.
Oh, that's the other one.
Oh, there it is!
Oh, there it is!
Oh, there it is!
Oh, there it is!
Oh, there it is!
Oh, there it is!
Oh, there it is!
Oh, there it is!
Oh, there it is! Oh, there it is! Oh, there it is! up there Are there other players?
Yeah, in this game? We'll be wrong. That's the whole kind of idea is like
zombie apocalypse dealing with them and surviving that and dealing for the
players to try and survive it too. Some players are ruthless, some players like
to team up, some players kill on sight.
You know, you break your eyes or are you going to fuck people up?
See a homie die?
Ah dude, AtomicPunk1984. Hey dude thank yourself fucking much brother. I appreciate that.
Yo 25 gift to subs is a lot of money so welcome guys hope you enjoy and at the very least you guys don't gotta deal with ads anymore
which is nice. Very nice.
I like it. Thank you so fucking much bro.
Appreciate you. Oh, I remember we can loot these train cars
right? As well.
Maybe try to get on something like this
like through this alley let's take a look let's go here gonna deal with these guys real fast uh ah up here let's try thank you so fucking much Tom Funk. Appreciate you brother. Hey yo, 1984? Date born or like
some sort of fuckin' rock album or something dude
born in 84.
can you spot on these i think so man You can go inside this one. Oh, I guess. Maybe not like this.
Oh, that's me!
I'm out of it. Some of the ammo used by zombies paid back. And the other ladder is
exactly what you need,
which means warming um so I don't know exactly what you mean, but it's all good. I'll walk past the door. Is there really... is there good stuff in here? Or is just like, hey, there's a door here?
......
The only reason I don't want to pick it up is because
I just don't think I'm going gonna get very far on this map.
Let's see if there could be something up here. I'm not sure.
Some stuff spawned at the bottom, but it doesn't necessarily mean
that stuff spawns on top. Oh this one
is a rooftop. Oh baby okay well recall guys good call
guys fibers i know you're flying around as an admin looking for these things That's a man, okay.
Oh that's an Indian.
It's 308s man, 308s. I think that's what it is.
It's 308s, man.
308s...
Damaged.
Don't think I have any extra 308s.
No sir.
Three shots!
I just found a Savannah Sniper on top of one of these rooftops in the place that we were at back in...
That's a thing in the game? A Savannah Sniper?
She just relates.
Pretty cool, thank you Fiverr!
Appreciate you giving me a little info there.
I can definitely use some in this area to get me some weapons like that.
Nine hours? I wonder how many people are sleeping in here. Oh shit, man, I promise.
Shitload of them.
I get complained at all the time for waking people up. I'm just gonna hold onto that for now.
Okay, so what's the next step? Do I leave a place
like this now that I kinda got what I was looking for?
Or do you think I should still loot and go to another location or go to another location?
Where are you guys at once you get to this point where I'm losing HP?
I'm gonna fire on the guy. I might lose an HP now. Gotta get the fire out of my way, though.
We need the fire!
Find food. Not a bad idea. I have to fish, I think. Look at this.
What was that down there? What direction is that, let's see.
It's like southwest I think not south Research. Where's water? Oh, look at that. That's where we want to go right now. We'll deal with the food and water after. And that's research gas.
Couple barracks up there by the way, nice.
These guys have some stuff. couple bags so I don't know. Atomic Punk, thank you again brother man.
Terrence, Tacticat, Apocalypse, thank you guys.
Archie Kresoff, my feet...
I got a problem right now.
Problem one and problem 1 and problem 2.
Okay? I'm going to fix both of those problems with these. so Boom. We're in business not getting hypothermia or anything. That's nice,
it's always to have. have a kitchen knife. I'll hold it for now. Hmm. This...
Let's get your stuff out of the way.
I wouldn't play in the light, eh?
Oh, there we go!
There we go! so okay So, so I could fish after we hit this spot first. I need to get a fucking murder. so Damaged. It's already damaged though. I hope you didn't miss the knife. Not going to help that much, but it will help a little bit. I could burn ammo, ammo boxes you're right. Uh, papers. No no no no.
I mean the thing's right there oh
and that's pretty lame they should probably revert that i feel the aggro was fine before what did they change about the agro
oh before what did they change about the aggro oh
hey yo stupid what's going on what you up just chilling out.
You should decide if you want to hang out or not. I'm not totally sure, man.
Not totally sure. Zombies don't aggro to shots, I don't think. huh
no way you're a liar and a god damn thief.
I know it.
This thing's gonna get me killed, bro.
I'll see what happens next time. This thing's gonna get me killed, bro. I say fuck this and...
...the zombies are going to smack me.
We're still not doing very good on the fire.
It's because we don't really have like, good heat and it's like super stuck in 100
trying to fucking get something going here. Alright.
Okay that's some stitch man okay people like Happy time. Let's get a change up right there. Nice! Gimme some fuckin' temp! Gimme some
TEMP, man!
Another granada?
I don't have fuckin space for all those...
Find a chest or find like an armor.
Not finding armors is kinda not good for me right now.
... so so oh so so um so so I'm so nice, good. Um...
Fuck.
No.
Not like this!
Yeah, yeah dude. I got fucking pain in my ass. hey guy dude I don't want these fucking pants, they're ugly as shit.
Ugly as shit, these pants!
I'm getting sick i need water is this
it's wet.
So that means I should be fine, it's not frozen.
... so okay
pills here no pills Pills here. No pills. okay I just need a knife. so so What kind of lean peak was that?
What What What the fuck kind of lean peak was that? Holy shit. Talk about worse timing getting karma times at 2 30. We got like two something like hour and a half before I go to the server
Bruh, i'm wasting my life
playing the mosque.
Bro,
that was a crazy peak,
dude! What
the fuck?
That was absolutely nuts! What the fuck?
That was absolutely nuts.
Oh, bro I'm just not good enough for this one, dude. I knew I was hearing stuff but then I didn't expect him to like peek his head
like that perfectly around that corner. I don't know if I want to do this for another hour bro
i'm not getting anywhere That's why you don't go research until geared? I feel like I was fine geared there, to be honest with you.
What do you mean? I had a full hump mag. I had good stuff.
The only thing I didn't have there was an armor, which you can never guarantee before
you go to the place that you're gonna get.
Just like this. And then we got some more of these. guaranteed before you go to the place that you're gonna get.
I said, bro, I just...
That guy was a fucking professional.
Like, I don't think you understand how stupidly good that peep is. plus so oh my lord so so my motivation is pretty much Zildjian.
I do all that shit just for some fun- dude, that's a two second
reaction from me.
Like, if I don't instantly react there
i die right it's just i don't the am i supposed to do that so I was surprised you let off rounds in an accurate direction.
What?
One, I don't even know if that off routes i don't understand what that means Like, bro, I...
Dude, that guy left me no time to react there.
He just... this perfect peak. so so so so so so yeah so so All right. so Oh, fuck. Oh. Fuck, where was I?
Ay ay ay... Unburied bush. I'm burned boys.
Hi!
Hello, there's someone in the house too.
Yo.
Yo...um, anyone got a fire on the go?
Not I.
Do you need one, because that's probably a good idea?
Oh, that one burned up the barrels.
Oh my
fucks god...
... uh Hey, let need help. Need what?
I have a secret stash of loot and I need to kill those three men.
Me and my boy needs help.
Would you like to join?
Where?
Come on, come on!
Everything is possible with me.
We've been building up to kill this three
men I'm sorry. uh...
no Oh, yeah.
That's it. Okay. I'm just gonna annoy this fucking blast after this. Yes.
We got everything we need, right?
I don't think we're looking good. Just copped a couple of derringers off one of their firsts.
Where were they last?
Over at the houses right now.
I think we have enough of those.
I'm thinking about running the DK right now.
And then...
Jeff, for you what do you want around the double girl I'm thinking double bear or bear injury.
Hey, that's the best champion! Thank you, brother.
Make sure we're all whispering. champion thank you better Jimbo and whatever's left off yeah let's take a look there there's a lot here just start grabbing anything
this p1 it has a magazine in it, and there's ammo on the floor.
I think i'm only going to run the BK
You think imma pump or what?
No no, the BK rifle.
And then there's a repeater with 7-6-2 there too.
4th floor tower turn left I have no space man.
Let's hope they're still here though, or I'm gonna die. basement
trip Umm... Yeah, I got a ton of food. I just gotta thaw it.
We can hit a fire real quick before we do this.
Nah, nah.
Let's just get rid of the extermination.
Is anyone going to run the repeater?
I'm just gonna start grabbing this extra jam and shit.
We should leave, chat! I'm going to try and get it again. Alright. I guess it's gonna be good, we'll see.
This gun sucks!
Wait what was in this shotgun?
Fuck... I don't know what the hell is going on here. No buck I guess
It's a weird start these guys stash Oh Is that one of them?
There's a shotgun here, there's a shotgun on the back. Yeah yeah it's one of them
This is me, this is me. He has a shotgun, get that, I'm good.
Oh you got time rockets. Nice!
Yes, we don't have to grab that route. I'm cool.
That's fine. Let's keep going. One down! I guess this will be my fucking slug shotty. There's my sniper. Should be the opposite, but too lazy to change it.
Where you going at motherfuckers?
I don't think anyone's here. uh so I'm going to follow up on him. That's not me right here. It's locked, it's locked. There's a fire inside.
There's food on the floor they're probably in your triple
Guys are you friendly?
Of course we are
Are you friendly?
Of course we are
Friendly?
Are you friendly?
Of course we are.
Run, run, run!
Run Vy, run Vy, run!
I found some whiskey.
BANG I forgot it was a whisper. The other one ran this way. Towards the white ball. No, no, we have one missing. He's right there. He has a gun, he has a gun!
Oh buddy you might want to run, you might wanna run
If you're right. You better run!
Run, run, run, run!
Run fast!
I chased bullets! Buddy, can i have 0 for a second? You can't- I TASED VOLUNTEERS!
Buddy, can i have zero things? Yeah...
I have nothing.
Hello?
Prove it.
I literally have like a bag of...
Prove it!
Yeah the zombies are attracted to this.
Oh yes.
Yeah bro you weren't... that wasn't gonna work.
Good boys! that wasn't going to work
this is the guy that was killing everybody i don't know how he didn't have a gun.
Just pick it up and put it in the satchel. sure There they go. Uh oh. I actually forgot where the stash was. so so I gotta make a fire. Two Hawks of Pudters for fun.
They really like making me make decisions here.
I don't fucking like it.
Kinda gotta get a stick here at this point.
Oh, man! Let's do this. Eagleman?
I'll keep the buckshot in there.
I don't remember where these guys had the stash chat, so we're just gonna roll with
making a fine and getting food. I have a knife right here.
Now I don't... Yes, I did! Woof! Yeah, that's what I did. so This one kind of sucks, chat. Hmm.
I should go to this barrel up here. so Okay.
You missed a sick lean peek.
Yeah, I'm sure it was fucking sweet.
If I didn't miss it, hit me right in the fucking face.
Can you get going there? How about that guy? Nothing but jars. That sucks. I should have kept the other cans. um so I Fire damn near killed you.
That shit was hotter than I expected. yes so so Sorry. so so so Fuck. so so. Watch the clip of that guy shitting on me after. so Oh no.
How you doing by the way, Jared?
I'm getting killed a lot.
My last run I just got
just killed in like half a second
couldn't really do anything
Yeah, I feel that
It's been not good, not cool at all.
Also just trying to find anything? To make anything? Got Kool-Aid, no sugar.
Peanut butter, no jelly. so so Have I ever been south? Yeah. Today, no. Not really. A little bit All right, where's this clip at yet?
You missed an epic, so I.... I thought you guys had a clip from somebody else. It's not the person who killed me on a clip. Never mind.
I don't give a shit about the clip no more, do I?
I wanna see what the fuck that looks like from the other person,
not me.. so Wake up, I'm tired bro
Nothing has gone good today in DayZ man Wake up. I'm tired, bro.
Nothing has gone good today in Day Z, man.
It's been a weird day.. How can you see what you want? Wax on wax off Ah I'm gonna go to bed.
Ashman, what are you talking about man? Thank you, brother. there.
I need to at least be yellow. The clip, you can't see what you're in. Move your ass, soldier. I have to wait a little bit to my feet so. Should have waited a little bit. so. Is it just me or is it always nighttime?
Nighttime and snowing dude I think i'll go this way I hit this fountain first?
Grab the double barrel for the uh probably. so some slug goes in it
one buck, one loaded with back, one loaded with side slug. You saw me, I decided to go for a peek.
I don't know if I want to kill this guy, might be our boy.
Let's get out of here and run.
If it is our boy then he's gonna try to kill me pretty fast so so I like that guy.
Lots more problems for the other dude.
Apparently you're close to us.
You guys in Jawa?
We are at Two House and then we'll be at Nymphs, which is close.
Excuse me. we'll be at Nymphs, which is close. Man, our skills are east!
I'm going a little bit west
but not far to get to the sanitary spot
and then come back.
Yeah, where are you? just get to the cemetery spot and i'll come back
yeah we're gonna go on the right way with this I'm gonna swap. You're close to those two asses, don't you know?
Fuck man, I hate that little stupid map. and
house I don't have any idea how to navigate without a fucking compass and something.
It's always nice hunting this bitch. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. It's always nice having this bitch.
Yeah it is true.
I can't send a compass out of the stuff we found.
You have to know where you spawn basically and know where that fucking lake is or ocean.
Like go where that lake
is and run in the opposite direction of it, you know your going south
do you know where I'm at.
Oh man, I'm not fucking annoyed at all chat. Not fucking annoyed at all.
Just night time for fucking ever, dude. I'm with this chick and she's like, we need to get a knife so we can murder people.
So we can kill them.
Fishin' brah.
She doesn't see people, she sees me. mission
spurs I see them going in the right direction. right way to start. I'm a red apple anyway so...
figure it out here Oh fuck.
No compass.
Fuckin' Christ. West. Something this way. Heavens east, yeah. And west is a tad bit of a similar thing.
But then we'll come back and jello.
Are you looting an Emsk? Yeah, we're looting them yeah we're leaving that's right now I'm gonna sneak out again for you. Why no deathfall tonight? Cause dude, not all my friends have prio to it.
That's generally the only reason.
Oh...
I-I just like, how do i get so lost
i'm at jallo i'm just trying to get the refugee i'm just heading west heading fucking west.
It's right there Oh pissed
yeah GTRP. Might not be a bad play eventually.
I guess that would be appreciated though. I like you, son. I appreciate it, brother.
Not so far.
That looks so damn far.
I'm gonna be your first-aid shot. Your health bro. I'm actually kinda sick of this.
I'm kind of sick of the tediousness, man.
It's really fucking boring here.
The mosque is just so fucking mind-numbingly
tedious and boring. Them Oscars are so fucking mind-numbing and tedious
and boring. I'm losing my fucking mind right now.
... I'm just saying, let's making another fucking 17th fire.
Trying to make the 17th fucking fire.
This dumb shit, bro. so To be fair, I have no insulation. I might burn myself because I don't forget it.
Alright everybody! Don't you worry. Nobody's gonna throw up. fuck so. My idea was freezing. I don't think this is going to be enough. House How's going up? so so. I'm almost out of here soon.
Bro, how am i going down?
There's no storm!
I am on top of a fire!
Maybe it's because it has run out of wood?
No, it's got everything. It's going up and...
This shit don't know. so so What the fuck do you want me to do?
You want me to stand on it, I don't get it.
Fuck, I got a tap dance on the fire in this server. Look!
I'm not even going up right now!
It's 600 degrees!
Follow me the fuck up!
Why is there no down arrow at all? so so. so so Yo, is this... I don't understand. This is the stupidest thing I've ever done.
What the fuck? It's 800 degrees! It can't keep me hot. This is even the mosque.
This is just broken.
What the fuck is this?
This doesn't even make sense!
I can't
even get a fire of a heat buff?
This is fucking stupid.
Thousand degrees. Can't even help me get my temperature up. Homies.
No, I didn't eat freezing food. Why you guys making shit
up right now?
This shit's broken. It's bugged. Somethings wrong. This is fucking ridiculous.
There's no way in a million fucking years I should be able to be butt-ass naked next to this thing right now.
And it's zero issue.
The fuck is this nonsense?
... Cold event?
There ain't no fucking cold event going on. Okay. What the fuck is this dude?
I can't...
Okay bro, this is my fucking Namosque gameplay.
Good times!
I can't even heat this up right here. Uh...
Yeah, there's nothing that's gonna work on.
I could just sit it next to him and maybe make some noise.
Pfft! um I'm going to change angles.. Oh my god, I got one fucking.... You need wood. The thing is a thousand degrees, it's as hot as it gets brother.
What do you think woods gonna do to that?
Ain't gonna do shit homie.
Ain't going to do shit, homie.
Ain't gonna do shit is what it's gonna do.
You should keep trying though. This is pitiful. This is stupid. I'm gonna go play in Deadfall.
We playing in Deadfall?
Get your shit done.
Oh, there's a dead person. Yes, you damn.
Sitting here making two fucking fires just to survive. so so so so This is some hardcore fucking survival over here
On MF
I'm never in my daisy fucking life ever had to make two fires to not fucking do anything so so I mean, at least we've sustained it kind of to allow my health
to go up but as soon as i leave the fire i'm so so so Oh!
I'm going up!
It's moving! so That was like trying to stay warm in a storm.
Is what that was.
But there's nothing drenched on me, nothing you know?
No I didn't eat cold food. Weird. Cold event huh?
Two fires can't handle a cold event? There's one out? Yeah.
You gonna make it? No you're not.
I wanted the heat buff man!
I'm sick of waiting, to be honest. Oh, I'm gonna get it soon.
Actually think I'll still get it.
Let me get close.
Once it goes neutral on the thermometer
you know you're gonna getting e-buffs.
Fatality! Temperature and day night cycles broken in this route.
I've been playing them all for years and what your experience is not normal
seems to be fixed." Yeah... That was some sort of nighttime fucking
jammer, right?
Come on. Give me the heat buff.
No, it went down to 100 degrees.
Come on!
It's not gonna do it.
It's not gonna fucking do it.
It can,
it's possible!
90... 80...
70... No!
Nooo
I got it! Woo!
I'm dead. Someone shot me Been been sitting there staring at me the whole time
Yeah right everyone else is probably dealing with that same shit bro trying to fucking live through it
Trying to get indoors
I needed to be endorsed for that basically
that's probably that one guy last time was in this thing surviving that driving that.
Left and right, and that's it.
... it.
Okay, that was a little, but we got there. One down.
This guy, we have to sneak up on him.
That's the big one. Or dude, we could just get fucking
crazy. I say-I say say we aggregate this guy on purpose so that he screams Are you screaming? I'm not gonna just do this, man. Honestly.
This is probably just like ride or die if someone shoots me? Whatever.
Piece of shit.
I'm not gonna sit there and fucking try to weed out every single zombie one at a time
like I'm a fucking spinner selling it up without even a knife.
Just gonna go to town, bro.
Not gonna sit here and pretend...
...but that's gonna be fun.
Hey hey! Scream away boss man, boss man. Scream away.
Everyone's listening.
Someone's gonna come save you guys.
I mean, honestly, someone might come save you guys. I just think this is the most efficient way to handle it, you know what I mean? When you don't got anything. Alright.
You think you're special now? Huh, think you can just fucking walk away now? He said, no sir!
Act like you're getting fucking hit.
Thank you.
Take that, take that
mmm hmmm
mmm mmm Okay, why?
Wait. I didn't throw that did I?
Those motherfucking trolls, bro.
It's motherfucking trolls.
... oh that's good bro did you throw that smoker in
yeah i was trying to get them off you but it didn't work. so what's up or is that guy a fucking nerd? so Alright. There's two angry armed South Americans coming from the other side of the the jinks they probably want to kill you so Hmm.
Hmph! so What were you doing? Where are you, dude?
I am heading to- I'm at refugee camp right now.
Oh fuck! I should stay here maybe.
I gotta wait for you. Where are you guys at?
You guys like coming down the coast from Nemsk or are you going to Jello?
We're at Nemsk right now.
We can run right to refugee.
Well, I'm here.
A refugee.
I'll chill, I'll chill in the night.
Whatever. Excuse me. excuse me excuse your mouth. Oh! Shh. so so. You shooting at her? so I think it's Jacko. so so So, so Wait.
That's a dead homie!
That's the dead homie in the middle of thing right did he kill himself. I wonder if... I don't, bro.
I can't even see him.
I got too far...
I got too close.
Who the heck are you?
I just died in that fucking field over there. Did you shoot me? What, someone else shot you?! Oh, I thought you killed yourself!
He's like... he's in the tree line, like over there.
Where? That one right to the right of your body, right?
No I'm in the field right here.
Are you sure? You're in the field over here homie. I can see your body.
Come here come here come here are you sure? This right here that guy out
of the middle of the field is not you?
What? That doesn't even make sense.
How did you get here so fast?
AHH! how did you get here so fast it's time for yeah no shit Nice. Oh, you missed?
Yeah no shit! It's a shotgun this thing sucks!
I'm running bro
Fuck the stupid slug rounds bro I hate em I tried to lead a little extra there too and it didn't work out. Oh!
Done. Yeah, is that you? Is that around you? No no no. We heard it
He has a grenade I might be dead here so I'm going to go ahead and get the gun. AT
I'm on the A-suite
Shit! Oh shit he's over here He's dead. I killed him.
Oh my god, you're joking.
Ah, this shit is a mess. I'll give you one buck shotshot don't shoot me Can I borrow his gloves actually? oh Someone else
It's fucked it, I was so confused, I almost thought it was Kevin- I thought it was Kevin for a
second bro!
I was like is this Kevin and I'm muted or something?
These guys are staring at me
the fuck is going on, dude?
They were firing me in those weirdest areas.
I have red blinking...
...I think i'm dead because I need a fire.
Someone shot me.
I'll try to get one really fast, but I don't think I might die.
I'm in the bed with that'll make me a fire so so I have a choice.
I have to sit here and do this.
Where'd the sick go?
Did he grab it? No, shot at you again, dude?
No.
Close to me though.
Very.
The other guy's trying to kill him.
I have to make a fire or I'm dead.
I don't even have a choice.
I can't even pursue this.
I just gonna have to pick up a fire and hold my ground.
You got a teammate that's doing that? Yeah, one of them is shooting at us. I'm not even at this mansion.
Do you have a teammate that's doing that?
Yeah, we're kind of at this house, but I'll just run back to his body. The service cold is fucking murdering me. I just... Alright, just coming in a refugee. repair something maybe?
Oh, by the way.
Are you at the sandbag, Jared? The little sandbag fortress.
I think that's still bad anyway. It's damage high.
Let's put it to best of them. I'm surviving stay in some of that, and then let's damage hide. This will be the best I can...
I'll survive it for now.
No, I'm going to have to random tree line
into fire because
I don't have a choice
next to uh
Next to the fucking military spot
That shot was not at me but close to me so. so Oh man, I'm in trouble.
That guy walked up and just fucked me up, dude. so. I can see Vorkutafor.
Am I next to O outskirts or something?
That's probably why that guy is so fucking close.
Spawnpunks are a little bit crazy.
There are trees on the other side of the refugee zone. I should get E-puff. What's up
i said are you still by a fire yeah do you see it
look it's pretty hiddenish on the end of a tree line.
I'm gonna turn my... What? I know you just talked. Hey Jimbo!
What the? Who are you guys?
Oh, are you guys
with Kevin?
Yeah yeah
That scared me I got a spot, bro.
Trying to get the heat bath real quick off this thing.
That's from the other trial. Stepped on the fire bro give me a heat buff please yes range be careful they're shooting
you see them i'm limping away it's a tree lined over over.
We just gotta get outta here, fuck these guys. You know what I mean?
Everyone's just running back to their dead bodies.
I'm gonna have to limp away.
Kevin, I'm limping away right now.
I died as soon as I got there.
No way! That shot killed you?
Yeah that shot killed me.
I never even stopped running
i think kevin died
thank you kevin I think Kevin died. so Oh, I spawned a nymphs at the house we were going in.
Wasn't him that killed me, right?
I couldn't tell if that was my teammate or not
There's no way, right?
Like I don't know who the fuck was who.
Well, listen,
I'm going to be honest with you, brother.
It's 350.
I'm dipping on this shit.
I can't play in this river. I can't play in the server.
The mosque is just... It's punishing enough right now.
Like you said,
they haven't had enough time to set up
the server really well.
You know what I mean bro there is it's all people who watch the stream yeah so i thought it was going to be whitelisted service. There's just no way
I will ever have organic gameplay there.
Zero chance.
I agree.
If i'm going to go there, it needs to be under nobody knows
on their type of circumstances, not like
let's go play MS.
Here's the question.
Whenever I get on tomorrow we still got our
fitted ass dudes on deadfall right yeah so whenever i'm gonna start the queue
i'll come on to start the queue to get on deadfall and then i'll just tell you if you want to start with you type of
deal yeah and then uh just know that it'd be
like an hour and then you can log off whenever i actually get in
and just instant pop there right
again it depends that's it's hard because it's like all
right what if i get in and you're like in the middle of a run or with Nadi or some shit?
You'd have to log off and get in so I'm not dying on the other server.
That server just went down anyway... But yeah, I want to finish our fucking characters on that because we've been doing pretty well. Yeah, we had that...
We had one server
That was pretty good
Jared
The one that we were kitted on
But then you went on
Like a five hour run
And died
Yeah
Yeah
So that server was pretty good actually um but yeah i'd like to do our
at some point.
Just let me know, what are you gonna play right now? You gonna stay on that?
Yeah I'm not going to stay on that server though
That's a tough...
I don't like everything being damaged and badly damaged.
Everything I find, the majority of people you run into are either stream sniping or trying to kill you instantly.
So I might get on the...actually, yeah, I'm gonna stay on the game but...
What server do I wanna play?
Yeah dude. It is late. Server's probably restarting.
What's wrong?
Well, the ones that we
did via
the death halls will be restarting in
six minutes and then ten minutes, right? i mean if you want to stay up and get on
that deadfall run down to play with you doug but if you want to get off no no i'm gonna play
i'm getting off that server oh you may get off that server yeah just
kind of like the mall scanned um and mf right now it's not about
the server it's just everybody knows i'm playing there right
now so it's just i just don't think i'm getting any organic gameplay
i'm just getting
stupid shit
the whole time.
Yeah,
that makes sense.
We can wait
six minutes.
The problem is
I have to
wait a little bit like basically
wait bro that guy died and then made it back to that military spot
instantly should go straight back to my buddies from the thing you know what i mean
what do you mean because if i try to get in the server now like i get in queue and then it boots
me out when the server restarts um yeah you're gonna have a hard time getting
it i'm just going to try it's going to try to connect me to the most recent you know what i mean
it's going to be basically impossible for you to get in unless you know
another way to have that guy remember that guy told you the timing or something
there's a timing but i have to know if it's at 4 00 am or four or five and i can connect those 4am or 4.05?
I can connect to the church That's exactly what i was saying so if you connected
I mean, you can connect
Um can connect now um basically you
just have to
tell me when
you get in
and then i
can load it
up right away
that's how
we do
it
i should always want to have our good characters on there. That's nothing against you guys, dude.
I just feel like if you guys know what server I'm in,
it's just especially if it's a streamer community-made
Twitch server...
It's like a community mademade Twitch server. It's like a community
made DayZ server.
It goes from some of you guys
know I'm playing there to everybody knows
I'm playing there, and it just
changes.
No way does that many motherfuckers fight and it's just like, it changes so, dude. Ain't no way
there's that many
motherfuckers fighting
in that same area
all spread out
and fucking trees
and all,
you know what I mean?
Perfect angles
and that was
all fishy stuff shit,
dude. Dude making it back to his body in a total
of one second. Spawns gotta be a little wonky too, I don't remember getting a fucking spawn that close.
Yeah, Fiverr, you saying that doesn't exactly help, Fiverr. Do you understand that? You doofus. All right, so somebody said I should be good to just go to...I think it does work like that as long as I don't click leave.
So if I like uh load up to try to get into Deadfall and then let it boot me from the queue
then i can just click play chat confirmed tonight this is the
court of law.
We need the truth and nothing but the truth.
Happy 100 months, homie. It's been a ride.
This has to be one of my
favorite moments. Link thanks
for everything."
Eh... I have no fucking idea as to the answer to that.
Uh-I'm pretty sure I've done that before. Like got included from the queue because they restart okay, but I'm also six in
Maybe you'll just get it before it fucking pops down
But it's probably the one that goes down at three minutes or two minutes
i've never wanted q on one of them no this
this was the one that was So you're getting follow around pretty much the whole time you were on that server?
At least it seemed like it. the whole time you're on that server
at least it seemed like it so so Thanks for watching! so All right, cool. So you can...
Well, I'm number three right now.
So I should get in the blue zone.
I can just let you know.
I'll let you know right when it goes down basically.
Yeah but that's the thing.
I can't click leave.
You know what I mean?
Because then it will just go. You're just chilling mean? Yeah, you just chill.
I'm gonna do the technique that my other dude told me anyway
Might as well test the technique out
If it can help for future endeavors
Don't sweat the technique you know what i'm saying
your teammate killed you some uh is that what happened
that's just it got confusing Don't even stress it.
Nobody's fault, Daisy gets like that.
I'm happy...I'm more... I'm happier that
she shot me and I just didn't see the fucking guy at all on my
screen shoot me. You know what I mean? That's what baffled me more, I was like, I'm gonna stand still
I'm going to look for any fucking pixel on my front right now
if anybody moves through a tree,
I'll shoot them through it, you know what I mean?
And then I got shot and I was like, wait where the fuck...
So here's the person in the tree that I saw, right?
That I didn't shoot because I thought it was my teammate.
Damn, I should have said something.
I didn't want to say anything on comms though because I didn't want to give my position.
So that's my view.
I should have said some shit.
Um, yeah... we did not
wait
uh
I think
you have a
no
I don't
think
we
had
flashlight
I don't even
yeah I guess that like virtual flash
time uh what we can do is we can go to
incubation instead if we find enough
building and we don't have to go damn
you find enough filters and we don't have to go damn.
Yeah, we can always do that because I have an AK.
Yeah.
We just got that AK decked out so we can
defend ourselves a little bit.
Yeah, I think you have three guns
and I have three guns.
I have the AK, the BK,
and I have the Mark II pistol.
Oh wait, sorry, I have a fucking... I have a revolver too that's got some bullets.
Yeah, I was gonna say you had something else.
I think I have...
I've been liking Deadfall more than fucking the mosque right now.
You know, I just can't get started on the mosque.
I think it's a little bit harder too like I said...
On position one?
Yeah, it would be nice if i get in yeah there we go uh if i get in ms i think they should go down to 40 by the
way i think 50 is a little crazy.
For 50 to work, your balance on that server has got
to be pretty pristine.
40 will lower the threshold of error required
to make it work.
Somebody just told me they changed skull masks
and they don't work anymore.
When did they change that shit?
It just felt like it was constant shit going on.
You couldn't go anywhere without someone being there, and it's like well,
that's all fine and dandy I I guess it's just a little too much.
Bro, my shit went to zero
and then it's not loading me in.
The pop went from having the Q
to only 30 out of 50 when you left.
You're lying, let me look. See I can't trust you.
I can't trust ya.
Uh...I can't even- oh yeah 31 out of 50. was it 50 out of 50 while i was playing for sure
what'd you say about the school mask yeah i heard that
this goal masks are not necessary anymore.
They don't do anything anymore.
Are you sure? Just restarted the server.
Somebody said it was on a new update yesterday.
Okay.
That guy got kicked off. So now we're on playing restart see if this works yep
I'm gonna do the technique let's see what it looks like. I just to watch my timeline.
Watch the clock.
Let's see, this guy just said they added new small
POIs, reduced AI cheesable spots
MISC AI balancing
slash skinning adjustments
removed effect of skull mask
for now. Minor adjustments to
AI spots
So I think they changed it like where you minor adjustments to AI spawns.
Okay, so I think they changed it like where you could jump onto
shit to punch the minotaurs to death?
Yeah,
that sucks because now
you can't even cheese that. You have to
have shit loads of ammo. Yeah, yeah.
Well I mean...
I need to like get a sniper and snipe people and steal their ammo
rather than use my AR
to kill them
for their ammo
so I can save
ammo.
Oh,
Mr. Darno.
Yo,
happy 100 months
y'all hot star.
Appreciate you brother. Much love months. Yeah, I'll start. Appreciate you, brother.
Much love, dude.
Oh man, that's what's going on.
My fucking donut sounds aren't working at all today, huh?
They just stopped?
Did that go through and I didn't hear it?
Maybe I didn't hear it.
Let me see.
No, it does work! I'm stupid!
This has to be of my favorite moments
Link thanks for everything
Pleasure Oz
That was your death. I just tried to cross water I apologize. Let me let you in.
You didn't do anything different than I did.
That's not the same shot, bro.
Maybe it is.
It took me so long to realize.
You're not getting it right, because look...
I can't watch, bro.
That's embarrassing, all right?
It's Bigfoot, motherfuckers.
It's Bigfoot, okay?
I was looking at the crosshair.
Yeah. I was looking at the crosshair. Thank you, Austin. I appreciate you, brother. Much love, dude.
Much love.
Also, Venom, thank you fatally for...
Appreciate the donuts, guys.
I think I actually
heard that
that voice
that he does
the blood
God voice
you realize how big of a movement you started with summits in the pit?
I don't even know how that started, bro.
It just was one of my favorite hangout points right at the pit.
All right did you get in i'm in queue number 34
right now but i was in the top 50 when I got in.
So it should let me in, but the problem is I went
in right away
and it booted me and said
connection
error or some shit. No, like the big long list of some
bullshit so I tried to...
I just went back and did my mods
Oh dude, you're definitely
fucked on QB.
No, because there's 50 people that get in Refresh all that shit?
No, because there's 50 people that get in.
Yeah but they're...
It's going down fast we'll put it that way. What did I tell you? I was at like 35 and now I'm at 27.
So, we'll see okay if it gets stuck anywhere i'll let you know and then you tell me what you want to do
if you want to keep playing on there no no we can find a different server plan.
It's still going down.
... Any more AKM, huh? I just hope it doesn't put me to fucking zero and then boot me and say some shit.
Which you shouldn't, because you didn't have to do anything
right you just loaded it from these can i share that h1 clip in the chat
just like i did across the fucking water
there you go brother There we go. I'm down to 12 already. good Oh, I saw that clip from Landmark earlier.
Landmark tried to feed somebody human meat that was tied up.
But the guy kept moving, so he accidentally
ate the human meat by mistake.
So the MF server is at 31 out of 50 now. Yeah, I noticed that and it's my own fault for trying to play there this late at night
without a big queue um so really it's i have myself to blame
for that.
Without a big queue or people on the ban snipers right?
But still even if you ban a few snipers they're gonna keep coming and it's like
They already killed you...
Or something. Youknow what I mean?
Like the shit already happened. The spawns are pretty quick-
pretty fast, they get back fast.
Yeah...
Well at least even if
somebody snipes you and they end up killing
you, then they ban them it's like okay but I already died.
Lost all my shit and lost that life and banning them now doesn't help because there is just going to be another stream
sniper right fucking behind them.
That's why I got it.
We've just got to move around different servers.
Yeah, just daily.
I mean that Deadpool would be nice if it had more servers, right?
It'd make it a little bit easier.
But the
I think because their map
isn't
100% done is I think is why
they don't want to do more.
Yeah.
It's not a public one either, is it?
Like could Hutch make...
SFD, I agree with you. we want the same thing you know what
i mean it's just sour apples that kind of ruin and some of the people
that stream site they don't even understand that room in there they
just if you host a deadfall i feel like having
so fun really big for people to try to get in I'm having some fun. all right i'm at number three though
should get in there. I think it's just gotta be
gotta be there without them noticing
and uh...
I also have to be
um...
probably at not
certain times of the day. It's just for fun.
I don't think it's a real thought process there.
Number?
I'm at three, but it hasn't moved for a little bit.
That's good though.
I mean if it doesn't, it goes down the same level. I heard about it Slith.
It might take a gander back pretty soon because of that.
It looked pretty cool.
I saw like a lineup on a clip on Dean.
Like Dean pulls up on the bridge and he sees like all
the cars lined up at the bottom look pretty cool man i was like hell yeah There's only one deadfall server, so they'll be joining here soon what do you mean only one deadfall server really
i mean that queue is a lot longer though brother man it's a lot harder to get into
i did see it crunchy i did. still crazy that they killed all three of y'all.
Yeah, that's bullshit dude.
That's bullshit.
There's no way that thing killed me in the side rooms.
There's no fucking way.
Yeah you're here, yeah. You get a little dead hang on our way......... Oh, really? Good shit. That's something to say. I think I was hard certified when I was talking.
Hard game for that one.
You gonna sleep right away?
Yeah, I feel it. The pizza!
The pizza...
Oh, I'm hungry.
Is anybody outside? Who's outside?
... Okay. Alright, how you guys doing chat? Where are you at brother?
Two! These motherfuckers. I gotta go kill somebody.
Disconnect.
Go kill them and then go to the spawn zone, kill them on spawn dude.
Hold some enhances and be like get the fuck out of my loot!
Get the fuck outta this server right now.
You just gotta knock him out and then...
Knock him out, and tie him up.
I'm taking all your shit
unless you log out right now.
That should work.
So,
I went and bought like $25 worth of cheese yesterday.
Make me some mac n' cheese for my father's day.
Some steak sandwiches.
Oh yeah, okay.
It better be bomb mac n' cheese. I haven't made it yet.
Trying to find some chests...
Might be in bunker, might be incubation chamber
I could turn the mic a little bit, it's because of the mic.
It's usually loud now, it's normal.
Thanks Josh, you're Doofus. Father, and you motherfuckers. I'm waiting for my boy to log in, man.
I'm sorry.
Do I have the map wrong now?
Yeah, man that sucks dude.
I didn't really think about that in the last hair.
I kind of waste my time on letting people know
I was on MF today basically.
Wasted our time. I'm learning from my mistakes. nice start to that
i'm learning from my mistakes every day in and out of game i guess
i guess. so Yeah, we're waiting for my friend. He's in number two in the queue right now.
Sheffy do you feel like streaming is what You were meant to be doing or
Is it what you happen to be doing?
What I happen to be doing?
What I happened to be doing.
I think I was supposed to be a professional baseball player, maybe a basketball player.
Actually, I'm not sure.
I could be in the UFC at one of those were my true callings.
But you know streaming was there. Um...
Nah, man.
I've always been a big video game addict.
Actually, after I lost my job at Party City
I had some money saved up
so I took that time to try to find a job that I wanted to.
And I was looking into gaming positions and that's how I got the 2K Games job interview
and did a little bit
of the Square Enix
temporary office
calling
for chargeback
or something like that.
Basically,
when they got charged back
we'd suspend their account
or something like that
and make calls.
I didn't really understand my job when I was doing it. That was terrible.
But, yeah...
That's for FF11 specifically. Yeah.
It was weird, it's very weird.
I was very nervous at all times while being in that office and that whole area, and I had worked that job at the same time
that I was working Howie's, because I landed that job
and my buddy got me a job at Howies. So I would work both jobs
Um...so yeah some days So I would work both jobs.
So yeah, some days were literally square Enix offices are near the LAX airport. So I drive all the way to the airport. Then I'd drive all the way down
to Buena Park for the next job
and then home in the middle of them.
I only did that for like
maybe a few weeks though
because
one, the Square Enix shop was just maybe a few weeks though because
One that this grading shop is just temporary. Oh
positioning q1 dude
So once that job
You know eventually fired my ass for you know for the temp job uh i can i focus up on how he's
bro Bro, the amount of driving that I did between the jobs was insane traffic. Insane traffic.
But it was pretty good money, to be honest with you.
So I was helping out at the time.
You let go, not fired.
Hey listen, I'm gonna be honest with you
I was kinda let go but also
You know what?
That wasn't you right?
Huh?
That wasn't you right?
No I'm not in. I'm not in yet.
Holy fucking nuts.
This guy just opened the wrong fucking door.
Yeah, yeah.
I just looked over at your stream and saw it.
Was that you?
Holy shit! Oh, bro
I'm glad you didn't second guess it
That guy wasn't a stream sniper
no, that guy was surprised as shit to see me there.
That guy has better armor than me at this point.. so You know that dude's so pissed, he's like
Why is HE on a fucking AK?
No way You know that dude's so pissed, he's like, Dude, you know he's sitting there thinking,
why should I camp in this fucking building?
100% he's thinking what the fuck is happening there.
Yeah, without a doubt, he's pissed about that.
If there was a chat he'd be in it.
Holy shit.
That's insane.
I mean honestly I don't take that AK anyway. I'm just finding mag for it.
It's warm, yeah? Might as well...
I mean you want the ammo and
if we got an extra mag it'd be better for you to have an extra mag.
I'll boot shoot him, shit.
Nothing too crazy, but helpful.
Nice.
On at zero! Loading in...
Talk about good fucking timing!
Shit, a minute sooner and I was dead.
I would've shot you.
There's a guy in my building, I don't know how he got here fuck yeah there's a guy in my building!
Don't do it to me bro.
Very surprised on that one, huh?
So I got... Very surprised on that one, huh?
So I got...
I got an SG5. I guess I don't need the skull mask until they fix it actually. What if they fix it while I'm out there running my life then?
Like, oh by the way we fixed this shit, we got another mask but we don't need that...
Take his bottle of water...
You're using that 45 ammo, aren't you?
Well... no.
I don't know if I have it. I'm using 545.
Actually, I got a pistol that uses 45. I think he's five bullets up.
Oh wait, my mag's not for that
i guess i could just wear it I don't even know what that means, Hootie. Oh shit!
I have two mags for this.
They're both damage though.
What?
For the SG5.
Two mags...
Yeah, that's what you were using.
That's it. You're all popped.
I didn't remember either that I had two mags!
I thought I only had one.
I dropped you one.
Gotcha.
Take that armor behind you.
Do you wanna drop your field vest and take that stab vest?
So it'll make room for the motherfucker.
Yeah I got this giant ass backpack so we're good
yeah it's a good ass bag
you're thinking like warzy loot session There are servers we can base build, but I don't know if there's safe zones for your stashes. Is your AK just worn? You have a good AK?
Yeah, worn and worn.
Do you want me to grab this AK
just in case?
For any reason?
100% if you want to, depends if you have a gun
that you can drop that you don't need.
I can hold it, I have enough space to hold it if we get a
shit ton but realistically we're gonna want since we're here in for pass yeah
we do yeah split possible yeah I was saying I
could hold it in case your gun gets damaged or some shit.
Well, how much wood is that one?
It's worn.
That's also worn?
The gun... the gun is yeah.
Eh just leave it bro, piece of shit let's roll.
Alright.
I'm gonna go into incubation. Let's roll. Alright, you ready? My gun is badly...
We're going to incubation.
Uh I'd say that's probably...
Hold up my uh...
HUD isn't showing here let me fix that real quick.
Alright, we're good.
Yeah I think the plan was go incubation one of the fucking two because I don't know exactly
which name you're on.
Yep,
put them all in one now.
Unless they like me clapping What's that like? We clap those two dudes and hook in Onondaga. Or no wait, no this is the life after that.
Now we don't need masks anymore they updated the game
They're not required at the moment
Shut up
It's like momentarily turned off
Something some games should work on Something...
Some games should learn how to fuckin' do when they ain't work.
Momentarily trying to fuck off instead of having people deal with broken shit.
Doo doo doo, doo doo doo For sure. You don't wanna take that alcohol?
One hit an axe, man.
I can't carry that bitch!
I need to keep my BK for long range... or no?
Yeah, we're not the right one.
Not a great bitch?
We're at like the south dam I think.
We're at the very South? Oh shit.
Careful on that guy, he's probably gonna shoot me in the neck or...
Come over to the right the water on our right. Yeah, if we're on the south end it's gonna be right north
hand oh this is the north fan he was going to say i don't remember being
okay and we got to go the other way then well actually no for a north hand we go
southwestern yeah keep going this way.
Uh oh.
Got a zombie?
Just one but not really anything.
Oh shit! I was like, look at what's shootin'!
Oh did you get another zombie? Or no, you were shooting this one.
Yeah I did, yeah I did.
Okay. There is no way he missed that many shots.
Nah, there was a helmet guy and I wasn't about to sit here
and try to put lollygagging on him.
Let's go this way.
Gotta get away from that area.
Up that hill is like sniper
and that's where I'll get stressed this way.
Yeah, I'm full white apple on food...
Oh yeah? Damn! I thought you were gonna be a drone. apple on food oh yeah damn
i still have half a fish so i'm okay good i got i gotta worm off that guy too.
Missing all the loot up in sawmill, where's sawmill at?
Sawmill...
Hold on to two boxes.
What you talking about TARPOM!
Did you say it was just that Pioneer?
The one thing that takes the 5.56
Pioneer M4 AUG
Oh, shit yeah
So we need to find any of those and we'll have lots of ammo for that.
Are those boxes the ones we have to go 30 rounds?
On the right side here, it's a pretty dangerous area up there.
Yeah.
Those boxes are 20 rounders. I remember one of the most dangerous areas in the game.
Good luck my friend, anything's better than playing them all still but I'll restart on this fucking map.
Right now. playing them also but i'll restart on this man right now you know i think i think 50 people on that specific I'm watching the base see if more come out.
He's on me.
The maelanica?
Yeah, the moss is just...
I can't stand having to stop it. Two minutes for heat.
That's the frustrating part on that.
There are certain settings where think won't work,
and MF is just going to be
going through that trial phase of everything
It's good though they're getting... You have to kind of prone through and then turn to the right.
I'm stuck.
Oh, because I'm behind you?
Yeah man.
Why am I not sliding through there?
Oh, I'm stuck too and kind of go through them here you got it 40 times in that man.
That's the gun I have, but I mean...
It's the fortune, so... Where'd you go? Get kept going through the road.
The industrial right here on the right side.
Okay, zombie did get in your road.
There it is.
I'm gonna try to find a way out of this There it is. That's a machete?
A machiti?
Is that how that's pronounced?
It's called Machete or Machiti. Alright, let's go over here.
You ever heard people who call Super Smash Bros., Melee?
Losers, really? It's melee.
Two tap this time? Oh, two tap.
Two tap this time! Let's go, sirs.
We're gonna try to hit this jump here. Line it up and jump it.
There it is. See? You made it. Sprint jump it. There it is, see?
You're made for max runs and max paint speedruns bro.
Watch the crouch. Got this. Crouch. That is not as bad as I thought it was.
Close the door behind you.
Crotch run doesn't do any extra, does it?
Yeah you get way less out of it.
No no I'm saying when you crouch and run with it It doesn't do extra noise
You're saying noise is crouching?
Mm-hmm
Incorrect
Doesn't matter Is that the same noise as crouching? Incorrect. It doesn't move much.
It's going to the side, maybe.
Dead zombie! Dead zombie! Yo people might be here.
Right side barracks, checking the windows.
Checking the windows.
I'm looking across all you do that. Nothing there, nothing there.
That one's clearing for this other one.
The doors are shut.
There is one door shut and the rest are open.
What do you mean this?
Nothing, nobody. They're gonna be deep inside bro so she said so. so so Might be on the opposite side. Might be down under, who knows?
Yeah, they've gone in the dam from here.
Is that where he is?
Back this part.
Keep coming back.
Ugh! ah I'll go chop here real quick.
No, not up there but I can see the other side. Now look around this angle a bit.
Be in your vicinity there.
I found my beans,
and I'll handcuff these more 380 for you
I just have a bison back there
I'm just watching the other side.
I'm still underneath you, right there. I'm coming down. We can go up top on the other side too, there's another...
It could be in a cave area.
Opposite this side.
You know like that way around that side going into the uh barracks Okay. Let's close what else.
Close doors again.
What are we doing here?
What do you know? I don't know. This one's closed though. We're not gonna miss him either. Maybe we just missed him?
I'm not sure, but maybe we did.
I think so.
I think it was a little bit of a mistake to go through that door and then come back
here.
I don't know what happened there.
I guess the only thing is that he didn't really make any progress in this area.
I mean, you can see where he went.
He probably got stuck on something or two.
I don't know if he's still there.
I don't know. I don't know. I don't really miss them either.
Maybe we just missed him?
Yeah, the dead zombies are here after a restart. The restart hasn't been going that long so someone's definitely killed him after he started.
Where are you?
I'm at the first green.
There's another gas mask here, and there's another gun back here too.
USG for steam. Look I'm back here to Usg pristine
No mag, I don't have any formms, you know.
I got my pistol ammo and I think I'll take it in case we find a...
Yeah, yeah, the pristine one is...
The one that's on the right side of the M-R here.
Let me drop you this.380 I'm gonna add another EMR here.
Let me drop you this.380.
That's what your gun takes, right?
Yeah let's do it somewhere else. You got plenty plenty of ammo right now. Yeah, since we're getting out completely.
I feel like finding that kind of loot.
Well, we can still go in there.
You trying to go out already? uh so I'm getting it. I think we just lose the line.
IG Mag!
There's something left up there.
Oh yeah, that's not a swamp.
Alright you ready to follow me out? We're getting outta here.
Yeah, yes.
There's a zombie in that building.
Just trust me.
All the way up here.
Right behind you.
All the way to the top.
Take a left of the roof on the top.
Jump right over this one with scaffolding.
Yeah, I the scaffolding
yeah i'm scaffolding jump off here to the left I'll just roll this one.
And I take a left and I win the defense. That's right. Yeah, we're gonna have to just go
to communications pretty much where we're hearing those shots. It might be where these guys went.
I hope there's no bear out here.
Yeah, I agree.
... I agree.
Can you hear the shots that far away? All the way to communication, we'd be able to hear Baron coming.
Hope not.
He hangs out over here.
Hopefully they kill them.
Back to what once happened with my take it. Burger King.
I'm gonna get out south of these...
Just go a little bit higher. please so Bear sticks are good. Yeah, I get that but not having a lot of blue and some white is not very good. I'm going to put some land here. so so so so so so Alright. A little worrisome in that forest again.
Incubation and no loose fighting.
We just missed it but the communications have some action I think where exactly that is I'm just gonna stay in this. This is the last place we're going to go.
Bunker?
Oh yeah, it's definitely a bunker!
I got stamina and I'm gonna get there first.
Jared's like, haha, there might be somebody in there who can die first. Oh! More 5.56
Oh, pristine tack gloves
Padded gloves are cool Oh, pristine tack gloves.
Padded gloves are better.
Tack gloves you have, are those better than yours?
I'm not... oh yeah, shit, I do need gloves actually. Alright. I don't know if any of that is actually clear.
Sorry
This is a this is wrong.
You got anything you need to ring out before we get there so we have full stamina?
Yeah, everything.
Alright yeah let's do that.
Find a good spot to stop me now.
Every bit of stamina will help.
I'm gonna hit everything. so so. I'll just drop them. dropping this 380 for you too that's what you need? No I don't.
No?
What's your shit take?
22, oh my god 5-4-5
He's gonna grab it and throw a little bit.
I always forget, I get mixed up with that Scorpion.
The Scorpion takes 380 right?
Um...Scorpion takes 3 ADP.
Scorpion and an IJ.
Gotcha. And the Bison.
Oh, the bison? the bison that's here that's for it's helping dry my clothes What the fuck? What the fuck was it? Oh, you're standing on a fire pit.
Oh I set a fire in the ground instead of one on the torch.
Okay, that's fucked up then so what do I gotta do?
Refill torch.
Just click it?
Oh I just left-click and hold it.
Ah, it's gone.
Was there a fire?
Yeah.
There was a fire.
There was a fire.
There was a fire. There was a fire. There was a fire. up then so what do i gotta do refill torch just click it oh i just left like
i don't hold it how's that was there a fireplace sitting
there how the fuck does that work you can just put the torch on the ground and
it makes a fireplace i don't know how the fuck i didn't say
that she made a fireplace on the ground i just i just dragged it
i dragged the thing to my to the torch and instead of the fire
but it did gotcha damn it I damaged my fucking head even more.
This shit must have taken ten years man.
I don't know exactly where this is yet but we'll figure it out.
Should be a to see the satellite, right?
We're missing this...
I'm like more worried about
closing shit than jackass right now.
Might've gone too far up the hill we're heading south we're heading northeast right now so if you're going to be in northeast
i'm gonna go a little more straight south i guess southeast or southwest how far up on the hill is it all the way up
there so i have no idea where it is but i usually find it with uh you usually see that dude
you should see it and or find roads that lead to it let's go all the way up on A little clearing or something.
Takes so fucking long though.
It takes a lot quicker on the way further up the hill than we were supposed to.
Does it felt like anywhere? Yeah, I seen some eyeballs on there. those
this I see some trees, but I don't really see
something.
Oh no.
See something? There's another bunker right here. Hold up. Bunker.
Yeah, it's got a 6x48.
It's a sniper scope.
Can you use that one?
We can for certain guns.
That'll go on a pioneer and shit.
I'll take that knife...
I can grab this gun- oh no, never mind it's big as fuck.
I'm dropping the torch, blue now, mudra...
Looks like that's all we got in there.
You want a sewing kit or you got one for your jacket?
I'm good.
He's done better than the one that I have?
Done better than the SU-5?
I don't think we've only got one last time...
Um... Yeah, now it's better
but not by much
We're looking in a wrong direction
Yeah, I was just going up the hill there.
That direction is... west.
So that's more of our route. That's where we came from. Which it is... West. Sounds more about right.
That's where we came from.
Well, those gunshots are probably where it is bro!
Maybe.
Gunshot sound like the right direction to me.
I usually get there by roads...
I usually just see it from the bridge, as soon as you cross any of the bridges
You come to this side and look up and see a fucking satellite peeking out of
the trees. Yeah... I don't think I've been here before.
They said they added small points of interest, so
I wonder if they did it on this side, as well or just
after passage?
Yeah that's what i was thinking. Probably just after
passage because that's where there was like nothing
yeah there wasn't anything we can replenish
yeah the first time i went across there dude i was like oh yeah there's not many
people here i'm gonna get so many better guns and ammo...
Nah, it's just using your own shit.
...quite do nothing.
They said you're supposed to find helicopter crashes is like the best way to get more ammo.
That's what they said but I couldn't find any fucking... This is like the best way to get more ammo. Oh, is that a line? Okay.
Did you hear any? We can hear them going out.
FK2's best when it works here. MP5 faster fire on Pitzharner.
On the after passage. I'm seeing the satellite on top of this hill.
Something misses somewhere. That's like a mountain, we're at something right that's like the mountain
we're at the very far this is passage
this is passage
alright oh this is the mount-this
wall that leads to the passage there
yeah bro that's what i mean this is the very end of the blast we should be south of it
i think then we're hearing them so first stop the passage
they should hit a body of water if we head north.
That could kinda get us there, I think.
If we're north of Passersby then fuck me!
I don't know, feels like we were running straight back to where we came across the bridge. I think that's fine.
Let me go from there.
At least we'll get some sort of bearings.
Yeah, you just send a forest or two out and jump in here,
and then we can trade it up when they steal it now. I'm sure two objects we have in there.
Just on a nice stroll here.
It's annoying. Uh, hang on. Oh, how you guys doing chat?
I'm not talking a little while until we figure out where the fuck that is.
I see something. What is this?
Okay, this is incubation. This is incubation. We're back in
incubation, okay? So southeast from here
period. No ifs, ands or buts.
That's incubation.
The direction I'm running should be it.
Yeah yeah yeah.
In fact we can just
head straight east
until we hit a road
and then we'll take that road to the right.
I think that would probably be the best way. This way we don't have
to hit a building. We hit a fucking long lengthy
road. You just wanted to go
too far up the hill before we cut
over yeah and then we probably ran it up past it yeah we'll be okay. We're in this right now.
My fault, my fault.
Not that I would have done better for her.
Can't say shit.
North-west. You're running in circles now. We're running in circles, circle back, Johnson strikes again... I am sorry.
I'm sorry, okay? What do you want me to say then? so so Awesome wood seed there too. Stop, man!
It's not good to kill everyone once you get in there. so so I see this roe, but he's not a good one. See this road leads up to this point, so that leads to the island and back over there. so I've been on this road right here should turn to the right.
Yeah, it's a crossroad. Nice and burning. Woof!
Now I kinda wanna go through passages to see what they have on the other side.
Buildings in front of us there?
Think that's it.
Yeah, this is a mini military on the corner
You are. Let's check that out.
And gander and just see if there's zombies that are dead
Yeah yeah
It's not really under any kind of command Yeah, yeah.
I see 2 zombies, 3 zombies, four zombies, five.
I'll start popping them with my MkII here.
Yeah, I'll just let you go ahead. so One more here your right.
Loot and scoot, loot and scoot.
I got another SG that's...
I'm taking this other SG it it's way better than mine. Christine?
45s...
This mask we don't need right now I'm gonna try to get out of here. We just need one more. Did you see the cast right there?
SKS. I'm gonna drop my BK Ghostcaster
Cast 74U
Yeah, but no mags and shit.
I thought I had a mag for it that was on my last life too, I think.
No you gave it to me. Oh! Someone around. Above maybe?
I'm running above right now. He's somewhere around there.
I'm all the way up top, not up here, not up here.
What? I'm gonna go right now, in the forest. so I wonder if he just fucking turned and ran. Fugazi, that was a pistol shot though wasn't it? so I don't know.
I'm not sure if there's anything in here... I feel like it was right next to me, so that's not a problem.
You shot once and left?
I'm so confused.
Leave that top part, let's get the fuck out of here.
Alright.
Try to get him off the doors. Let's get out of here. I'm gonna let them kill us.
Let's get out of here. Okay, they're coming downstairs right now?
Oh! BK18, did you leave that there? I left it out there yeah. Something here is a reindeer head.
Make sure you take the ammo with that shit before you drop it.
Yeah, I suppose.
I'm supposed to not worry about someone being that close to us, I guess?
Just get this fuck out of there and get some crap.
Well,
I don't say to keep the ammo,
I say in case somebody doesn't have
ammo and fucking picks it up and shoots us with it.
That's what I worry about,
leaving some ammo on some shit.
I got an upgrade, man!
Went from badly damaged gun to pristine gun.
Take it.
Take it.
Run up this road.
I don't know how we don't see that guy.
In fact, they only took one shot too.
Probably was on the chamber, probably was only in one of the chambers.
Yeah or his gun jammed right away.
Maybe actually.
Yeah sounds like one of the MK shots.
Could have been someone carrying a weapon. Yeah, it sounded like one of the MK shots.
Could've been someone killing his head not knowing you were there? Nah, zero chance.
I don't think so.
He was right next to us too. We had already we already murdered on the murder as I said see you would notice that
He was so close he would have heard all our suppress shots Real quick You want to run up here real quick?
Should I get up here right now?
Just don't sprint down those stairs.
Oh no?
Yeah, do not sprint down them.
Otherwise you'll fall down and you're're going to get a big giant leaf
and you'll crack your legs.
Gotcha.
A range finder.
Trash!
Good if you're sniping.
Yeah, I guess...
An accurate representation of what you want to shoot?
I feel like I haven't done that in this game yet.
You haven't had to set your zero and get a sniper?
Yeah, I haven't just sat anywhere.
I usually don't have guns that can fucking change. That's the bigger problem.
Most of them, they can't change their range.
Should I put my repeater on? put my speeder on you have a piece
gonna be no Peter just keep that one really. Nah I'm leaving out one.
Really? I mean I'm gonna be using my shotgun and the...
Your 100 is a decent shot- it's chunky though you don't really understand.
100 is us so it's like
Yeah he's been further than those green things and at these green things
gotcha people were shooting over here There's a zombie there. I'm gonna change the color around so be careful. Zombie there?
Is at least one zombie in here?
They're all by that green thing,
I see some by that green thing coming from me.
Come on. I wanna go to the scaffolding
i'm not a big fan of that little hill around because it's like the main help gotcha I'm just gonna over.
Gotcha, gotcha.
... huh That's it. I don't see any zombies either.
Nothing in here, he is... zombie on me hot
just It's been used.
Someone has been here.
Careful.
You want to go on the roof on this?
We can get a roof and be able to look around. Here we go.
On the roof!
Oh, you ran up the side bush.
That's the only way to get the roof heater. I don't see anybody.
Drop down into the building from up here it looks like? Is that what you did?
No, I'm just going downstairs now.
You see what I'm talking about right there?
There's like a big hole you can drop into the building from.
I don't do any sort of dropping,
I think that's not
the best idea.
Shit at this point... I'm gonna get a pistol spresher here for your MP5. I'm swapping the colt
that's out here for the...
I don't take colt with me,
because it looks better.
Okay. There. Got some red shells there, and ice caps.
And I'll leave this... We're not doing too bad on our situation, it's a good last life.
I got stabbed best though.
Supposedly as good as a, uh...
That's me.
Uh, press vest
but it just doesn't have the space.
Supposedly.
Supposedly?
It's hard to test that shit out, right?
That's what Trey says.
Trey is a very good player.
I got you a mess here, come here.
The green one.
I'm all blacked out, man. C'mon.
That's a good place to pick up right there, bro.
Always take the better shot.
You're welcome.
Thank you dude.
Shit, you're welcome for finding that before you...
You're the best!
...around.
45s
Just gonna close the door on me? Wow.
Sorry
I got three mags for this colt now. Oh, you want to give me those 45's? Yeah, it's stronger.
Ready to move? Probably shouldn't have the pistol mag on there to use that shit.
Never know, I suppose. now i suppose... so You don't think it's a captain?
Zombie coming at you with a backpack.
I don't know where the fuck he's going.
It's hot!
Nice, man. First barracks...
Door is closed here too, man
Are people just like not coming through here?
I don't know. People are scared of this place, I'll say that.
This is a very, very interesting... I'm going to the barracks right here, right?
Yeah.
Got a rifle here...
I got a helmet by the way.
I've got an SK-5966
SK-5966, that fucking sucks
Oh yeah, SKS
You have one of those already right?
Yeah I can get you boxed ammo though.
I'm gonna take the ammo out of this carbine. Assuming it's better than the carbine.
... Carbine
Can of bacon don't expect that every day around these parts brother. Don't expect that every day.
Shit, my bag's completely full. I'm gonna drop some shit.
Be smart if I unloaded this mag now.
I didn't have a place to put this, bro.
I need to get rid of this flashlight maybe.
I don't know.
I can get rid of the epoxy putty too by fixing the momma. Ironic, I fixed my helmet and put my head in the window to get a hitch on it. Yeah you had no ammo for the SKS? edge
yet no i'm for this case
security
and on the next one. Yeah, somebody's definitely... there's a fuckin' patrol jacket with a cookin pot and
a mag here.
Did you bring a magnum time?
Yeah I think so too actually.
Somebody's been around.
Gotcha.
So we got no zombie aggro here? Yeah, close to the line on that one.
You moving around sprinting? No. Stand still right now.
I thought I heard like a player sprinting around.
Might have been the zombie sprintin' around me?
Yeah, probably.
I hear light. That's you right there.
Take care of that zombie brother. I was gonna say, I think he's on your side now. I'll worry about this stuff dropping in the night after I'm moving to
Checking these crates over here real quick.
Did you just lock that zombie in? Yeah.
CUU jacket, here.
It's worn if you want it? Okay, you're good.
I got a patrol.
Always remove anybody okay?
Yeah yeah yeah
Sure on it. Checking the boxes...
Check those little security offices and let's get
the fuck outta here. Actually, I don't think we checked these
but I'm gonna check this guy. Okay. Yeah, I don't think we checked these. We didn't even check this guy.
Yeah, I don't think anybody's been here since restart it seems like.
Bro, we don't even have headlamps yet bro! This is some bullshit!
Yeah, that's pretty frustrating.
You handle that zombies?
I did one of them.
I don't know where you went.
I'm going back right here.
Back where he came from?
Get in this crate with me.
Drop you a box of ammo.
Zombie, bring them in.
Box of ammo inside there.
Let's get something that's better than me.
Hold up, I'll be back in a sec. Hold that top there, okay?
What the fuck?
Wait what did I just change?
Trap and revolver by the way if you're interested.
Nah, I need to drop some shit.
You got way too much. Do you want me to keep lockpicks?
Hope to. to keep lockpicks. Up to you.
I'm gonna take a multivitamin and I'm gonna leave it here.
No,
I'm good on that.
I just got way too much shit for no reason
Dropping the black bag
I'm gonna finish this up I've got a lot of bullshit that's kind of spinning. My bag's way bigger. Alright, ready?
I'm trying to find a light somehow
Maybe we go to mine and just look around the industrial area they have some people
barracks there too so that is south across
you gotta go back across the bridge yeah let's go southeast
we try to take this road east basically
so that is the safe this way follow me on you Onya Screamer zombie, something else.
I'm late.
. I'm getting aggro on either one and he doesn't know what the fuck he is doing.
He's like, eat my aggro!
Which one of you do I want to eat?
Yeah yeah.
Go on. eight yeah I'm gonna go to the other side. Let's go. Our water is low.
Time to start worrying about food and water again, maybe if I'm gonna...
I have a water bottle that's 100% full, but I don't think it's when I filled up.
Do you have any charcoal tabs?
Uh...I mean... Yeah yeah chlorine Do you have any charcoal tabs? Oh man.
Corning towels? Yeah, yeah coring
You got a water bottle?
I don't, I don't. It's all good, don't stress it
I'm right here in this bush next to ya
I'm opening up this can of bacon You're still carrying a cooking pot, yeah? Yes it's not filled with water yet.
You can put a bottle of water in there too right? Or you can put a bottle of water in there too right
if you put a bottle of water and boil it the
you can pour water from the bottle into the pot, I meant can you put
the water bottle into the cooking pot while it's cooking and have that boil?
And then be good to drink the water bottle? No? Okay.
Can't move it. Let's go.
I'll help me a little bit with the can of bacon.
Yeah that should be good.
Bacon just...
Getting to a town
with a fountain would be nice getting to a town with a fountain would be nice
we could always cross go to ontario for mine
this will lead us to the bridge yeah it's out the mine. Then we go to Ontario after to get a little bit of town loot.
Yeah I feel like not many people go to Ontario.
It's off the beaten path a little bit.
Yeah, you get that cayuga
spawned. Maybe that's
where people go there but that's about it.
Most of them went off to go to
Odondaga.
The other exit out of Ontario too I was running through there the other day
There's a big fire station
and I think I found filter there as well
I think the fire stations and hospitals can have filters.
How many filters do we have again?
We have zero, no I have zero.
You don't even have a mask?
I have a mask. Alright, put the filter on at least.
Wait you have a combat mask or normal mask?
Normal.
That was that last life we had that shit.
Oh yeah, the last life they had the combat mask.
We were ready bro! We were basically ready just needed more ammo.
These lights seem to hold us back more than we fucking want them to huh? Yeah. These lights seem to hold us back more than we fucking want them to, huh?
Yeah. We both had headlamps last time too!
Hey reading I'm sorry Full Monty, I'm not reading a whole lot you're right.
You have chlorine tablets, You're a liar.
You're a thief. I want you to know that.
Okay?
You liar hippie.
I don't know what these pills are.
Um... I got three chlorine tablets so we should be good just to hit a water source at the bridge probably that we go to.
Okay. Like I said, I've got a bottle that's 100% full already but...
...I think you get more water out of it if you put some pot down there. Like I said, I got a bottle that's 100% full already. But...
I think you get more water out of the cooking pot don't you?
Yeah yeah.
Better to use chlorine than that.
Either or we should still use chlorine outta here.
Um, drop it for ya.
Chlorine that bad boy up real quick and then then use it, drink half I'll drink half.
Protectin' you like the fuckin' president.
That's how you do it son Stand up.
Hold G to drop it.
Hold G to drop it? I haven't done that one the ground pressing g sets you up to throw it
so if you have something in your hand holding it drops it gotcha yeah sometimes
you uh one time i went into a uh i went into a security building.
Here, take your bottle.
That dude was in and I punched him
in the face with a grenade.
I unpinned the grenade.
I went in there, punched him in the face, dropped it, closed the door
Nice
It's good stuff, it's good stuff
I just watched Hutch fuck somebody over yesterday.
He uh...
Like a dude came to his building like, just kinda s-
It's at the starter on the mosque
And this dudes like, just trying to get some fire
He was like you got any food?
He's like yeah! I'm gonna go get a drink of water real quick.
Drops a fucking grenade
in the fireplace and runs away.
Yeah...yeah...you seen that one.
That was fucked up, dude.
It's just messed up.
Old groups will die to that little trick.
Can you use that already,
that fuck?
Yep. Sure did. Oh man, Dangerous Dave I didn't see your demo either bro!
What's wrong with me?!
I'm not being a streamer
I'm's playing games dangerous dave i know you're still here you sound like the
type of guy that sent me over there i believe you i believe in you make it across I need to cross the next round.
Dangerous near-gates around, unless that's what I'm talking about.
Sorry guys, I haven't been paying attention to shit.
Someone hates this game every time he plays it true
i hate this game so much. One more bullet for me, baby.
I said I'd like to see you.
I said I'd like to see you.
Six more bullets for me?
Okay, let's go.
Give me a box.
A box and a mag! I found filters on the bridge before
taking final look.
... What's... The asshats or something?
Yeah, I found one in the back of
like the uh
fuck camera on this guy. Assnacks I like the, uh... fuck, can I run around this way?
There's grass nuts here.
And a brother up there right there.
That's nice. Found some food. Good, okay. Pashkar or whatever those little tiny ones.
Oh yeah?
Well I found some strawberry jam.
Oh, he's coming up big!
That's huge. More bullets? No, those aren't bullets. Food right there.
Oh yeah, basket! Nice.
Brisket spread?
There you go.
Box of ammo?
Much kind.
9x19...
Fuck those boxes.
Yeah, so this is where I found filters in the back of this shit.
Yeah it's kinda like a medical- Anything that is medical related should be like kind
of like decent change.
Yeah.
There are really good firefighters out here.
It's actually decent numbers for the fire.
That's probably because people don't eat it.
Yeah, unless we probably run through.
Nice find there.
Run through or just...
Don't come on this bridge too often.
I don't think it's bridge to the left.
I don't think it's a super common bridge.
There is a compound to our left, oh is that the one we normally go with? The twobulbers and shit.
Maybe? Yeah, like a steam revolver over there dude.
A champagne?
A champagne would be perfect though. I'll get this brisket spread real quick. Loves here, pristine medium insulation. I think that's better than mine.
Nah, mine are worn vest insulation.
Should we go hit this military spot up here real quick?
Yeah yeah, let's do that. I don't think we've seen filters there have we? Yeah, yeah.
I don't think we've seen filters there have we? Um, yeah, I found a filter in that white building
To the left, water on your left
Oh okay You're not on the road this way.
Yeah, I guess the best way to find filters in these places
is if somebody else is there and you kill them
and they have one of them.
Yeah.
Let's just go see if we get a little bit more ammo before we start looking into towns and shit
Cuz I got a little bit off with some of this food, so it's gonna hold me over
Yeah, yeah, you have food still. Okay, you're glad I you're glad so i'm going to share this jam with
here i'm going to eat most of it since i'm behind yeah most of it i found that i won't be able to
eat all this i'm going to drop it right here on this rock. My floating jam. My man left me the scrapings, bro. I didn't stick my finger in that bitch.
Scrape out all the little. Maybe a wooden spoon?
Had to lick the lid and shit...
Came from one of those ice creams!
Been saving it!
You mean this is licked on already?!
Now I use my teeth to preserve it.
Nice, nice.
I don't see his arms yet.
Nothing. Yeah, same. This door's closed here too, checking windows.
Copy that.
Into the right white building at bottom level I am.
I'm going into the patrol building right here.
See?
Doors are all closed, bathroom didn't open on the window...
Trapping them up.
Checking bathroom?
Come to me across, come to me across there and then crouch with me.
You're gonna move around right side, okay?
Get these cameras on there...
That's where the patrol building had all the doors closed. You can usually loot that shit, you know what I mean?
Yeah, there is definitely somewhere to go and loot.
No zombies at all.
No dead ones either.
I see one up, come this way.
Maybe they're just gonna start respawning now?
Either that or if they stuck them all in the fucking building and didn't need that one.
That's true, there are no dead ones either.
I see another one.
I see three four...
Okay, they're starting to be a little more practical with us now.
We start maybe looting from the side.
You want an MKM or you wanna just...
I think we have a patrol building over there, don't we?
I don't even know about that.
There should be an outpost building here where you can patrol from.
Yeah, there is one we can... Exactly.
Yeah it's right there. That door's closed too though. Is this you right here?
Yeah.
You scared me, I thought you were a runner. is this you right here yeah are you scared man that's your brother i reckon as your backpack
i don't know
yeah bro every door's closed all these places. Freaking me out a little bit.
Assault backpack?
You already have the best backpack right?
Yeah. so I hear the sound coming back out to you. Oh jeez, I'm just...
Just lock him in there. Just lock him in.
You're gonna open and we close
you okay yeah i'm good No! Okay, chill.
There's obviously a number on me. You heard where it came from?
That's fine. I just got knocked. I'm up.
Knocked him, you alive? Yeah yeah I'm back up.
Okay bub, okay, I killed him.
Damn that was weird.
Where the fuck did he shoot me from?
Entrance.
Got another shot at you or are you...
That's me.
That's me, MK.
I just laid my whole mag into that motherfucker, so...
He dead. He went under and then like did some weird lag, huh?
Yeah, right behind you, right behind you.
You can just hold from there, and'll be right in here, okay?
Let me know if you hear anything else.
Weeding him real quick...
Nice bottle of lava, nice couple of bandos for me.
Yeah I thought he was on the other side.
Let's move this...
No filters. I fell down and I fell behind the wall.
Like, like I fell behind where wall. Like... like I fell
behind where he couldn't show me.
Stand aside I'm going to go ahead and stand in the security office. He needs a shotgun grab it. He has a bunch of shells on the ground that we're gonna dip out here. I'll grab the shells
Already have a double barrel finds pristine to
Let's get at here we did a lot of bullet shooting
dip right into this
right behind you
that's awesome, Let's go to Cheryl. I'm just gonna go out into this forest here in the lab and get the fuck outta here.
Where's the fucking open-
The image of my defender vest, cocksucker. defender best
that's what the song caretta interest
or a possible as like this shit Or a boxy-pony. It can last life better with a shitload of them.
Duct tape doesn't work on that? No.
What's the duct tape for?
Everything else, um...
I could do some shoes like wellies and shit.
It can do anything basically that your sewing kit can do right?
And it can do bottle suppressors
Fix backpacks that can't be done by a Sonicist.
Kind of an all arounder, but he can't do everything
Oh no my backpack got ruined
His backpack is badly damaged, I think.
Yeah yeah it's badly damaged.
You can fix that with duct tape.
There you go.
Yeah.
But mine had frickin' 63 slots in it.
Assuming that one doesn't...
Drop down the ground, yeah. Listen bro, beggars can't be choosers
huh man? You ever heard of that one?
No never dude never not once okay
yeah charcoal tablets which is actually big
i have some charcoal too we can go and you'll have full filters.
Wait that dude had a savannah? You're a liar. I'm going back.
Sit tight out here okay? Yeah yeah. I'll be here.
He had a Savannah. Okay.
I'm gonna leave my AK with you.
I'm going to go full-blown SKS mode
since I have more bullets in at the moment.
So don't move from that spot because my AK is on top of you, alright?
Not moving.
... You saw it on the ground chat, really?
Check the second body.
Motherfucker, there was one body.
You thought it was two
bodies because he teleported so bad off of
that weird little prone under the fucking wall.
You thought it was two guys
but it's just one dude.
Somebody saying you killed two people in one spray
there. Nah.
I killed a zombie behind him
and he teleported
inside of the fucking thing.
So it looked like...
Yeah, and I also cracked
a zombie behind him randomly.
He just got headshot and was pretty cool with that.
It wasn't intended
nor was it
a player....
I'm seeing a shotgun on him.
... I'm seeing a shotgun on him.
Oh, he dead bros. You guys are so fucking smart!
You guys are so fucking smart!
Forget, he's got the gun that he drops on the ground. I'm even wary of that.
Really always look for that.
Damn, he knocked you and I just ran in and I'm dead. Yeah dude!
To be honest, I caught him like going...
He didn't go through the entrance,
he tried to kind of juke and go under the fence
And then I saw him do it
You should tell a lie you idiot
Shot?
Yeah that's not me. Farther away than the place though.
Sounds like behind me a little bit
I'm gonna be- you'll
be here- You're going be sprinting soon, I think.
Alright.
Now? I uh... No? Not yet.
I don't have a list for sharing voice comments.
Here, I'll come out. Over here.
Hold on. Don't move too far from the bush.
I'm talking to you!
Go again?
Oh, I'm done.
That'd be this big mouth thing right here.
Right here?
There you go, there you go.
It's a good hiding spot!
We ain't catching motherfuckers in here, dude.
Okay, let me see if I even have bullets for this thing.
He has one bullet chamber at a time
and I have a box of.308s, baby.
It's damaged, but
I have
that covered.
You need.308? Let me see if I have any.
I have a box with it already at the moment?
Which is nice.
I got 17 of them, there you go.
Do you have any sniper scopes?
Nah.
Oh this guy had a fucking gun cleaning kit and more-
Bro, what's mine?
Oh that's yours? Okay.
Um...
I don't think I need to use it on anything actually.
Yeah all my shit is pristine. Um... I don't think I need to use it on anything, actually.
Yeah, all my shit's pristine.
Um... I'm gonna drop this SKS, okay?
I'm gonna get all the bullets out of there real quick.
Mine's a Warn, so mine should be better anyway.
Mine is Worn as well but it doesn't matter I'm just going to give you the SK and go AK Savannah
You're just giving me the ammo out of the way?
Um yeah...you got three charcoal tablets? I've got six charcoal tablets.
We can get you a shake good then with some of these. Okay.
I'm gonna drop some ammo for you.
There ya go, 48 shots that's super good.
Yeah, I doubt I'll ever use that much... well not on the other side yet.
Oh boy. Well, no. On the other side, yeah. It eats...
that?
We might only need like one more filter and be good with all the charcoal tablets we found.
I think it's just time to get ammo now, for our guns and shit.
Yeah. I'm just like, I had to use a lot of ammo there.
I have a lot of ammo's but we don't have any guns for all of them.
Let's go up on the cargo pants and see what goes on it a lot of ammo, but we just don't have some guns for all of them.
The scope on the cargo pants won't go on it,
but I'm going to definitely try.
I'd be surprised
if it did.
I would be very happily surprised.
Damn!
Eat that? I would be very happily surprised. Damn, there we go.
Okay, eat that.
I just dropped a spread for you.
Do you need anything fixed up?
Oh, that scope is badly damaged.
I'm probably going to use this on it. I grabbed an electrical repair kit
to fix the nice things.
Yeah, yeah.
It's good to chill
out a little bit so I'm not on yellow health either and get one tapped
or something. Yeah, headlamp is what we want next. So I think since we got food
kind of covered now a little bit
that's our next step.
What I was saying is we don't really need to go down there, because there's not much ammo if we find one more filter it'll be alright.
We have blue tabs we have?
Yeah, but we need lights, right?
Yeah.
That's true.
Passage.
I forget that because last time
I went through passage we uh...
Just use a gun light.
We used a gunlight and that's it.
There are 17 more 308s on the ground for you too.
Make sure you don't die. to. I think we're pretty good there. Nice kill! there nice kill scary scary thought you were gonna die brother yeah well I had
the good helmet and fucking a good vest so that's why it's nice to be on this side of the map
because nothing is really going to be able to one tap you.
I will need a new helmet
and fix my vest probably.
Anything else am I missing? What am I missing, Chad?
Am I missing something? I think I'm good, right?
Duct tape doesn't fix the helmets, right? That's just
the epoxy.
I'm chilling.
The jacket is pretty cool, right? I like it too. It's not the greatest insulation
but I think it looks good with the bones
We need to get a hunting
scope out here
One bullet at a time, 308 sniper rifle.
Somebody wants you to step up to the plate.
See if there's anybody around.
With no scope I know.
No fucking scope, 200 meters.
Jesus. With no scope, I know. No fucking scope. 200 meters.
I believe in you though.
Alright, let's think about this.
Do we go to the mine to try to get lights?
Yeah.
You think that's the play? Where are we right now?
We just crossed that dam,
we went a little bit...we just have to go water
on our right side.
Which is... just have to go water on our right side yep which is let me look where east is it should be this way
this is west yeah west we're going west to the thing and that's not my shoes are badly damaged too so i need a
new shoes and jacket do you have two
bandages on you that you could not ban just rags yeah you can have it
back up for Yeah, yeah
Holy shit Kev we're doing it! We're living! I have a full apple
If we just get some water now
I'll fill water too
So if we go down
There might be a way for us to buy the mine
to get to the water because it's getting it's like by the mind it's getting down
to like the where the your
the sea level and the land are getting toward like
the same level basically it like starts to go down yeah i don't explain that
basically it goes down to more like beach over there
yeah it goes to to more like beach over there. Yeah, it goes to sea level.
That's what I fucking said man.
I know! I was just repeating what you said because you're so smart.
Oh bro that was scary.
But that wasn't a f-
That's not a bear, that's a boar. They're different by a few letters.
A little bit different.
Peptile letter difference there.
Let me see...
You can have the bottle that I had and duct tape.
I got both!
Wait, you have what?
Make a
bottle special.
Yeah, the bottles badly damaged so I might as well get rid of it right?
You'll drink it first.
We drank all that one. No just drink out of the pot.
Yeah yeah.
Save me some space too.
I'm gonna leave that duct tape here.
This boy doesn't even know. He's like, Jerry? What happened Jerry?!
You gotta see him what the fuck oh i wish bro
it's hard because of special blocks you go for that one and cut him up. Get over here you fucking boar! Sorry Jerry, but your dinner Doug. I've lost him, brother.
Tell me if you get enough meat on that guy like how much you get.
Alright.
One tapped him so it should be pretty good.
Using a kitchen knife...
I got three.
Three in the fat...
That's all you've got Throwing the fucking fat?
Yeah, that's fine, that's fine. We'll just carry that around
just in case we need to make it.
Coming back to you as boy... As boy boy ditched that bro. He's gone. Out of here.
Doesn't want anything to do with us.
Scared little bitch.
Oh!
Might come back for gadgets, I hear him.
Hear him hustling around
You mad Bobby?
I hear you bitch ass.
Jerry and Bobby.
Oh, I fucking hear your bitch ass, Bobby!
Oh, I've laid eyes on the Bobbiths.
We're gonna go ahead and line them up for about a hundred.
There's Sniper Tower over here.
Bobby has been eliminated!
Was that the suppressed?
Yeah, until long as it suppressed. The bottle blew up. You hear me over here by the way?
Yeah.
Okay just come over to me then.
I heard where the shot was on the one in that direction.
Sorry I'm really bad at...
Did it not sound suppressed or sound loud?
No, it was quite a sl. It sounded like an MK shot.
Yeah buddy!
That's how you don't get fucking killed from random areas, you know?
I'm trying to find you still.
Or are you getting yourself some pig, ya know?
You can't hear me in game huh? Shit. Or you're getting yourself some pig, ya know?
You can't hear me in game huh?
Yeah not yet. I will though hold on
I'm on my way to you
Yeah I'll just meet you back by the water
Well there's that little tower over there hunting tower
just make our way just make your way back to the water let's go back to the thing where we're going to run against let Let me check that. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Now we got a little extra food just in case.
Get it out of my bag, dude?
Oh I see the tower you were talking about.
Yeah, I'm at the top.
That's it.
We're gonna be on the west from there and up right here.
Okay let's keep trucking. Everybody get out of here. Okay, let's keep trucking.
Never know when we need that.
Might as well have a little backer feed on us.
Yep.
Bobby and Jerry about to taste good.
I don't know if I should... Bobby and Jerry about to taste good. Scope is in that tower for sure, did you check the tower?
Yeah I did there's no scope.
Wasn't a scope on that tower for sure, your banned get him out of here
It's a little bit hard to kill for sure you're banned get him out of here I don't like last night, I guess.
Oh my god Jacob, free time champ! I missed his Dono too bro.
Rose, chat, I'm not hearing donations.
My brain doesn't work what is happening were we just in an intense
moment Jake Jacob three-time champ if you sit're still here I appreciate you, bro.
I'm so sorry. So fucking sorry!
He didn't TTS, bro. I don't know what's going on with my shit.
I'm missing stuff. TTS is? I don't know what's going on with my ships. What do I do? I'm missing stuff, TTS is missing stuff
Okay
Guess we just gotta
go into the main jammer over here and see if we can find zombies in bedlamps or like, go through buildings to try to find them?
Yeah. Let's go back in there.
Dying to watch. Yeah, it was better.
Well I was watching.
It's emotional.
It was. I could hear it in your voice that you were like,
I don't want to play anymore!
You had that defeated and pissed off tone.
I see a zombie!
It should be around here too, I'm not sure.
I don't know about this side.
There's stuff in there that we can't. Shopping around.
Stuff in here you gotta get. That's a naked mag.
Got something there.
Car zombies.
BANG! Alright, it's not this. Don't be late!
Alright, bolts...
Time to glass knuckle these hoes dude. I don't know if that one is a spider. Almost stuck inside think inside there. Yeah, look at this. You can see his feet.
Now he's stuck inside this.
Wait what?
Now you can see his whole body dude!
Yeah, can't ya?
Oh yeah.
Watch my headlamp.
It's just gonna have to be there.
Might be able to find headlamps on the scaffolding here.
Yeah, absolutely right.
I don't think my guy has enough stamina to pull himself up.
Yeah, fuck it let's go back.
We are wearing the heavy equipment.
Actually there is a ladder right here at the top.
Okay brother. right here at the top of zebra i'm coming up to you I'm hoping for some headlamps, so we can continue to progress a little bit. Oh, bro! I found some fucking
food! Strawberry
Jam is back in the fuckin' car
bro. That's actually insane
that we insanely good.
Strawberry jam man today, dude!
TV Jammin'. Sometimes you can find 545 boxes of ammo, Chad.
I'm watching a lot of the L4 ammo.
Let's go about the area real quick.
I went way out of eddy, I'm gonna go clear to all these and fly.
Alright, chat ready? This building's at the top down...
This guy is kind of in my spot. uh Oh man, tried really hard.
David is off.
Deserves a raise.
Yeah, that's right.
More food, bro.
Let's go.
Well, they said someone's the best looter I've ever seen dude. Yeah dude, you getting a little hungry guy?
Always got everything!
Disinfectant spray.
Esports ready? Dude's got some hops on him, eh...
Motherfucking X Games mode dude!
Haha
Yeah he was uh..
He was ready to give me a nice fucking flying karate kick or something though.
Prepared to do whatever it was necessary to save his zombie boy. Are you still pretty far down there?
Yep yep! Way down way down way down. That's like the blue tin fuckin' big ass warped wall. Yeah. You still pretty far down there? Yep, yep.
Way down way down way down.
That's like the blue tin something big ass war brother.
Alright.
Let me know if you see a better or just basically a fucking jacket.
Yeah. Guinea top,
lower shoes... Did you check the big white buildings on the right side?
Yeah, with the blue doors? Or no.
No not if it's not for blue door ones.
There are only two big ass white buildings on the right side here.
Yeah, no that's what I thought it was.
Okay.
I'm gonna have to book it to, uh... What's your problem?
Ontario.
There's only one of those. Wait, what the fuck?
Oh that's you. You had a couple zombies on you.
It's not a good spot to be in this.
Get knocked! Ah! Ah! Good enough.
Battery on that one, I think we have plenty of batteries.
Think this is a good spot to find us. Yeah look at these industrial things right here.
We got one more zombie... This is a good spot to find us. Yeah, look at these industrial things right here.
We got one more zombie...
Is he on me?
I'm just locking in this shit.
His ass. I probably better lay up than them like you said so we don't attract attention.
Burlap sack in the one. Better backpack, I guess.
... Where are the headlamps, heckos? Epoxy? Got some epoxy.
Oh, that's huge man.
Fix my helmet up real quick.
Shit, I went for me.
What am I looking for?
Is epoxy work on my I'm gonna go right.
Does epoxy work on my armor? Yeah.
Yeah, that's big then.
I just gotta keep on trackingin' up from here and kill five.
I'll fill up my armor and helmet, that's what we do. Yeah, we're fine.
Sure. Uh, do you wanna try to use the rest of this
epoxy? There's like...I don't even know if you get enough out of it.
Just hold it, but we'll use it later on when we're there.
You got no room?
Like I said, I don't even know if that has a use. It has like, a sliver of a bar
You get one out of it
This is the last one
Yeah right there on the shelf.
Yeah I picked up all that meat and fat so I need to...
Can't line it up. When we cook I'll fucking
consolidate all my shit and drop all the shit I don't need.
I don't know if you want to cook here?
Is there a spot that has like...
I mean, you're good on food monitoring, alright?
Yeah, but I'll... right? Yeah but uh... well
yeah. Yeah i'm good on it
But uh...
I wanna get rid of it
out of my inventory
so that we can actually
make a tour
Stopping in Ontario Ontario doing it And make it to where we don't have to stop.
Stopping in Ontario might not be the best place to do it.
You can see if there's any barrels sitting in one of these crates. If there is, or one of the big buildings, then those are good places to do it.
Yeah? Do you want to take this iodine?
Right here?
I guess I don't have anything right now for that. Right here?
I guess I don't have anything right now for that.
Yeah, I got one thing of alcohol but...
Get some blood poisoning off something stupid.
Or some kind of stuff- I guess it's bigger on the Moscow. Are there any barrels back there?
Checking headlamps up to the fucking scaffold. Barrels here would be kind of wild,
you know, i couldn't imagine
might be in those train things Okay. What is that? Train, right now?
I'm gonna go up top here.
I need a new match and a strap
and a barnard damp. Oh wait, there's nothing up here. matches I'm in the crate area, just looking around.
Yeah, I'm gonna go up and kill a zombie first.
I'm now at like the wood-like...I meant the train.
Checking it out.
Somebody had some pretzel sticks my favorite.
Yaaaaaah! Hey shit Hey, shit man!
Oh my goodness. No way there's a barrel here.
No shit dude. I think this is one we can use, let me see...
Ah no it's not
No? I think we need a shovel to set it in.
It's here but we need a shovel
to...
My shoes are gone.
Okay, I'll make another pair.
Yeah, make some.
If we can find
a shovel or a
pickaxe...
You can use a knife here, liar! There's no way.
Craft
fire barrel, bro.
Shut up!
Nice. I've never done that.
Zee peasy.
Boom. Holy shit someone brought a fucking barrel over here either that or it spawned in here
Probably spawned on I don't know.
People don't move those...
Maybe I should use my machete on a chat.
So that blood splat on my screen. He just stays there.
You had that?
Blood splat glitches?
Uh-uh.
No?
I don't think so.
Yeah, just have like one shoe start bleeding.
Got no say in how to jump in there.
So let's... should have them get your sticks out of this right now.
Hey you bet your ass dude!
See a little bit of...
Do you have any boxed ammo?
Let's kill that zombie first. We'll trap that zombie somewhere we don't want to draw him.
There is a red crate behind you, go and trap him over there.
I will come back
mother
i can barely get what What?! You're telling me this stick made the difference?
You're lying, right? He's like glitched to where he won't go in the crate.
I'm just gonna kill him over here, what the fuck?
He won't go inside the crate.
Crazy. Crazy.
Throw your bag in it,
that would have been a guy...
You need to open a box of ammo
and put paper in there?
Is that what you're saying?
Yeah, I think so.
Let's see if I have anything.
Well, that's not the right one.
Yeah, I need your box of ammo.
Close the door. Alright, paper's in there. You can put a bunch of shit
in the fire barrel.
That's crazy.
I'm gonna use the bathroom
real quick and then I'll...
Oh shit, do we need something?
It's just a barrel.
Okay.
Get your pot to put on there.
Just a barrel!
I might wanna put- barrel. I don't have water
in mine.
It'll cook shit faster still, and there's
more space to cook everything.
I mean, I guess you're right.
You're right because we got a bunch of shit to cook. You're right. I'll do it. Just being lazy ass bitch.
Uh actually put a piece of fat in there.
Alright. I got
two more on the ground. Let me use the bathroom real quick. Can they see smoke coming out of the train, chat?
You guys know? Probably, right? I would imagine.
Yeah, they can. Dude, they could totally just light us up through this thing's wood.
Right?
... so I suggest we like over do us, alright.
Over and just put us into a position of abundance we'll say.
I don't know what the fuck I was trying to say.
You're overheating. Yeah, I like to overheat,
okay? It's my favorite thing to do.
Alright, is there any ammo you think I should get rid of completely?
On the cook,
they always overheat. Uh... Just shit you're not gonna use. Pistols I'm the cook, the audience ever he.
Just shit you're not gonna use pistol ammo really if you have your one pistol get rid of
all the other pistols ammo bro
I'm saying in case like
there's something to find later that's like okay you think we're good for that.
You have any more meters or do I got?
I put it on the ground. That was it.
Okay, okay. Alright.
I have a shitload of the 9x19, should i just get rid of all that? Or would you switch to like a 919 smg if we found one
what i mean um yeah i would probably keep the bulk stacks of the 999 and
switch if i found them still what are you using at the moment? What's your guns I
got
shotgun sks, and then I got the
SG5 I mean SKS pretty much shits on...
I take it back. That's my 9x19
Yeah, MP5s are your 9x19
Your SKS is your... yeah
And I got two mags for the SG-5
Eat some food motherfucker
You gonna drop me something? I'm dying here of heat exhaustion.
Let me drop you something. It wasn't on my screen yet. Hold up. I know some of them put a piece of human meat on here.
It's human fat, I know.
Smart. fat I know it's your dad yeah smart she's
smart
I'll just take that and take the rest.
I'm just eating like as much as I can right now dude.
Rather carry it in my stomach than there, then we don't have to stop again
And then I have space. When's the last time you played a video game that you didn't stream?
Me and my brother have played... I never hit my brother back today.
Oh snap! He's up actually.
Yeah... I need fucking shoes yeah I'm gonna drop my compass see if mine's better than yours if you rather use that one
let's warrants so it shows me everything.
Alright, alright!
You ever locked yourself in somewhere and then you're locked back? Alright, alright.
You ever locked yourself in somewhere and then your lockpick's broke while you're trying to unlock it?
Mmm... yeah I guess.
That'd be some shit.
You just gotta melee though. Can you punch it or do you have to have a weapon? I mean, you could punch it but you'll bleed if you
Gotcha
Basically saying that do you get stuck in that bitch?
No, of course not.
Let's just chill out for a second
Don't let the heat die down
How was a pun that that was a pun
i went right over my head then
oh let the heat die down as in the barrel and if anybody's by us.
Booyah baby!
Alright so my filter got to about 80 off of six charcoal tablets. so You want me to take these other meat?
I wanted to go stretch, alright.
Yeah you're good to have this.
I'll just hold onto him....... Alright.
So now the question is what the fuck's the plan, because that plan didn't work.
We got Ontario right?
Yeah I was going to say we didn't finish the plan.
So we're heading south east mostly East though
so that is pretty much this way where I'm looking. Ready? yeah
no no dude That's cool though, I've never really gone through that area.
Yeah yeah, just looked at it from the side basically too.
Apparently you go here to get explosives and shit like that, claymores, explosive rounds for the fuckin'... Well I guess we can go underneath there too right?
I don't really know...
There's an actual mine?
I have no fucking idea.
I've heard people say it a couple times!
My chat was 50-50 on it. say it a couple times. I've heard people saying...
My chat was 50-50
on it.
Oh, yeah?
Yeah.
Well, that one guy
got geared up
and we were
trying to
tree-fitty here
in the venues
and tree-fitty
yesterday or two days ago. The guy had Tree Fitty here in the venue. Tree Fitty
Yesterday or two days ago?
The guy ran all around the map to fucking find you
That guy said he was
in the mines when he started,
but he said it like actually in the mine.
There's a cave at the bottom of the
mine with explosives and weapons.
Okay, there is a cave, gotcha.
It's sketchy to get into. so I'm going to have to it with a semi-serial. I appreciate you both.
Thanks, my man.
I haven't been doing a good job tonight though. I appreciate you bro. Thanks my man.
I haven't been doing a good job tonight though, let's be real all i've been doing is playing video games and i haven't even been streaming so it's not like...
You're gonna tear the world apart?
I'm not doing anything special.
We'll just do that stream at least.
But uh... Probably we're just gonna leave that stream at this.
Probably where those shafts are.
I'm just kinda throwing off my game a little bit, aren't I?
After the way we started shooting that.
Probably where the shots are, I imagine.
I'm going to keep my Savannah out here, Chad.
I'm just gonna be trying to use the long bullets
because I don't want to waste my ammo. so I think the mine would have a bunch of headlamps, dude.
Yeah, I know bro. In the mine you need fucking headlamps dude i mean i know bro in the mind you need fucking
headlamp all right this goes to show you dude that
it's completely random on that specific item
it's just man yeah when i do find it i'm like oh fuck
yeah look at it bro and the first like man. When I do find it, I'm like, oh fuck yeah, I've done that.
Bro, in the first like, I don't know,
ten runs I ever had in this game,
you always find them every time.
Yeah. This is the first time
I've ever had to actually run around the map to get one.
When I first started playing on the map,
I felt like it was a little easier too.
And it's possible people didn't know you needed it
when you first started playing it because it was still
making them pick it up. Might all be getting snapped When you first started playing it, it was still moving. Sure, you said it left me around?
Yeah. Might all be getting snapped up now.
But the guys we've been killing aren't having a miter so...
I'm not sure specifically if Ar is coming up here or what.
I guess so.
Either that, and we pass Ontario
And then go down to the little town
Then just have to get back in the road
That might be the case This looks like one of them little shit starter areas.
We should have been able to just run straight...
Wait, what direction did you run?
We either ran to the right at that road or left
at that road is where we're like
were at. Yeah
We needed to go straight east and if we took it right
that would take us further south. Yeah yeah so I was just saying...
Yeah okay, I agree
Hopefully
I was kinda heading east-southeast
but this is it, this is SIA
Go go go Go go go this is it this is that's it
so we're looking for headlamps we're
looking for
ammo for our guns yeah that's about well we would need
we need another filter or two but if we get headlamps we can go on the dam and
find one more two more
i mean only way we could do with the filters
we have is if you run me to the end and then
chill there while you find a card. I don't mind
going down. The problem is that I do mind going down. The problem is,
I do mind going down without at least one of the seven heads on him.
Doing it like
naked with a flashlight trying to get
a nice little come up? Different. Going down there with all your gear in a flashlight? Eh, kind of stupid.
Oh fire! Fire, fire, something got a fire going.
No I think that's just...
On the map? Yeah, I was gonna say that's a uh i guess on the map yeah i was gonna say
that's a big ass fire dude what's it cooking bear meat
they're me i'd have to be that zombie bear meat
oh no all right dude every time we killed it, we only got one
fucking steak.
Oh bro that sucks.
I know when I killed minotaurs they dropped minotaur steaks
Were they good? I didn't actually try any uh in between like
a little bit less than fish less than me a little bit more than bear meat.
I think bear meat is better than fish meat.
It depends, I guess it depends on how big it is.
There's a scorpion mag in there, 380s...
I can take that.
We did kinda maybe hear gunshots over here so
let's be careful. We have too much gear to really risk it
we're not like if we don't want to kill somebody i guess fine but we're
definitely not teaming up with them don't go don't come fucking near us yeah
we see somebody, we're killing them.
I mean if they are off in the distance
and we can just kind of leave them alone...
Actually, I want to loot this building
Yeah barely. Damn That takes my entire bar.
Yep, my bars gone. We're probably about
the same.
Yeah just under 50%, a little bit for me.
We're not wet at all either dude, just... That's just our
play-our defenders
We need to lead through here
a little bit dude cause I'm
telling Hannah Beans we need uh... Why you hungry? There's a- there's a- I can't see.
We need, uh... Mike you hungry?
I need shoes. No, I need shoes bad as fuck.
Okay.
Is that a zombie?
Walk in here.
Let's hit this red one right here. Go cross again.
Fallen father, but fucked up? I need a top that's like 42, take- hold 42 fucking items.
Yeah. My top holds 30.
My tops are ruined also.
Let's go this way. Cops are ruined also. Oh yeah, you need a new jacket on the big map.
Want to find a bigger backpack than 42?
The problem is it's ruined but it holds so much, Ash.
Shoes here, shoes here.
Oh they look nice too...
Pristine.
Shotgun shells? Buckshot? You need them?
You're rocking a double barrel right now. That should be your close range weapon. The shotgun should be loaded with buckshot, not slugs if that's what you're doing. I'm pretty sure all I have is a buckshot in those but...
That's like if someone's closing on your building row, that will fucking shit up the thing.
Should I put it on double barrel? Leave it
single? That depends
on the type of person you are. If you like to
take one single shot, that will absolutely end their
fucking life and your confident in that shot
get a double. If you think you want to take two just
case you miss one single because you'll probably put them
at least knocked out on one of them
if you look into op shots and other puzzles. I forgot I had my nooks. There's a mag here.
Trash.
Oof, locked in bro! Let's go home. I'm sure there is a fire station around here somewhere that we need to do too?
Yeah, there is some right here and some of these industrials.
Let's see if we can get this.
I'm gonna drag the sound into this first, though. My dude won't jump yet.
He won't?
Is it because I have my shotgun out
maybe the work boots maybe that yeah plus weight
the the shotgun shells and then maybe the work boots uh i definitely can't jump it now i just jumped it 20 seconds ago so Somebody left a human skull in here.
Wouldn't have happened before with that update.
I'm not right.
You're still wearing it, I'm rocking mine.
Oh alright. Well you got it before the update.
True. Haha, true.
Cargo pants here... these are the same as mine. These are good.
Pants? 24?
I got BDU pants.
22, so that's good for me. Damn, that's 50 extra fucking bullets baby.
Yes! That's a huge find bro.
You found a box or what?
A box is 50 I believe. Yup dude the fuckin...
Yeah the-
What ammo? Um.. this one. This one. This one. This one. This one. This one. This one. This one. This one. This one. This one. This one. This one. This one. This one. This one. This one. This one. This one. This one. This one. This one. This one. This one. This one. This one. This one. This one. This one. This one. This one. This one. This one. This one. This one. This one. This one. This one. This one. This one. This one. This one. This one. This one. This one. This one. This one. This one. This one. This one. This one. This one. This one. This one. This one. This one. This one. This one. This one. This one. This one. This one. This one. This one. This one. This one. This one. This one. This one. This one. This one. This one. This one. This one. This one. This one. This one. This one. This one. This one. This one. This one. This one. This one. This one. This one. This one. This one. This one. This one. This one. This one. This one. This one. This one. This one. This one. This one. This one. This one. This one. This one. This one. This one. This one. This one. This one. This one. This one. This one. This one. This one. This one. This one. This one. This one. This one. This one. This one. This one. This one. This one. This one. This one. This one. This one. This is the Mark 2.
So if you get a box of 22s
50 in it.
I'm not telling you this is too obvious and I'll change it out.
But, uh...
I got a mountain backpack.
Green?
Blue.
Alright, that's the conclusion of the game.
It's up to you. I'd like to have that space honestly
Yeah
And then if we can just change out my shirt for any shirt now
Exactly
Are you in this uh where are you at?
Right behind you Oh would've clapped you so quick bro!
I'm dead!
Was anybody else?
Gotta pull the siren back here
Just gonna follow them here I'm gonna pull the siren back here. Oh, that shot's in here.
Didn't camp up here for a little while? I'm not sure if that's the right spot actually.
No, let's move to another one.. So this town is all about moving in circles and shit.
Maybe there's a red building? We can't do that right now.
We'll leave this one real fast. in that red building maybe? Yeah, yeah. It's kinda central.
We'll loot this one real fast.
Pull the zombie up, pull it into the building.
Of course you got a bicycle helmet on.
Got a new mark mag, oh
that's badly damaged.
I don't want to deal.
Eesh! That worth? That worth?
Eeeeeeewwwwww! Nah.
Deal with one man on the mark. mark I'm closing the door behind me. Zombie over there is not aggroed on anybody.
Just chill here for a bit, Scope.
Yeah.
Just chill here. Sure.
I'm gonna come through here. If my life ever comes down to having to reload that mag.
Got it! There's a zombie in the building over there.
I know, they may have trapped it.
And there are a bunch of zombies over there too.
So we might've aggroed them. Oh, this is deadfall. Faces, yeah.
Faces!
... so You could have done a better spot for us, okay?
If only I was Cessus Theory.
And my water's low.
We could get a fucking fountain. I got that can of baked beans that you couldn't eat.
I just didn't think it was going to go that fucking fast.
Come here.
I'll head this way, see if that makes any... um so This is actually pretty de-spellent. Oh wait, I hear someone attacking!
I'm not moving.
Was the zombie kinda close-ish by? I thought our team attacked from...
I need some food, though.
Here we go! so so Let's try this building over. I'm going do this one.
Wanna close the other door?
No! I'm going to make sure he holds me, and gets in here. Oh, full slowing kit of this stuff. This one's a lot smoother.
It's actually pretty good. I've seen the others, and everything else about this thing.
You can see that nail bite is important right here.
I didn't miss a lot of nail. I guess we can see both sides.
Oh, this shot's to our right where we can't see.
I'm gonna watch see the left there. I've seen zombie run yeah but it looked aggro on Yeah, zombie.
But it looked aggroed on... I don't know if its aggroed on us?
To my right.
It's very hard to see because they have trees and leaves in the way.
It's definitely just aggroed something.
Must be that shrine.
I'm gonna see if it'll come in the door.
... Yeah, it's a a puzzle. I'm opening the door for him.
Alright, coming down. There's your water.
No way they could being stupid right now.
Jesus!
I'll play him hard to get here.
She loves you. so Is that you making those noises? Thank you. so Those guys didn't move around as much as I thought they would.
Yeah.
What else do we want to check here? It's definitely more industrial around.
Did we check all those right in front of us here? Is that where we went through?
Yeah, I don't wanna go through there though.
Yeah a lot of zombies
I just crashed my bed Let's go right. so I don't know if the speed was so slow there. Or that cost of running it there?
Maybe, maybe.
Definitely on our right side when we're in there.
If ever seen a church of spawn ahead... I don't know if Church of Spawn should be happening here.
Really, though.
Yeah there's stuff like that spot on the news.
I guess it's getting to them. I'm gonna start with the small ones.
Got a stamina you can probably get on the roof. That one looks good, yeah. Hmm.
Get a view of the whole town from here almost? Let's see what we can do now... almost We're gonna get wet, but it doesn't really matter on the side of the map right now.
Yeah.
Either way dude, just don't stick in one spot until the rain's gone. I don't see any of the zombies aggroing anything either. So I'm almost around town. Might have done a quick looty.
Quick looting in Leavetown.
Check off? You wanna check the hospital, it's right next to us?
Might as well if the fortress is strong enough. Right next to us?
Moving towards the hospital. Yeah. Yeah, I see him. I'm walking around back first. There's a zombie behind us, that girl.
Oh!
Headlamp!
Look at the head torch!
Let's go! Hey, you guys not many
In a car?
In the car yeah
So random bro
No No uh...
yeah just vicinity here vicinity right here. There it is.
There's one there, maybe there's one in the building dude.
I don't know...
Really good to find dude.
Press rest back
here.
Eat it.
This hasn't been looted.
... I'm gonna loot him.
Below here? They don't need any of that shit, right? Medical thermometer. There's an IV start kit and a blood test kit in there
IV start kit and a saline bag makes something that's desirable
Yeah it's the IV.
That's good for blood and just good for
water honestly if you find a saline bag. There is a filter here, got one?
Huge! filter here, got one. Huge.
That's another one for a couple
of us. We'll figure out who needs
my APM enough, just
preparing for now.
It is damp, so I'm gonna drop that.
That's how long it takes to despawn is the thing right? Leaving filters... spawn thing
leaving filters
incuders like
picture in there.
Is that a beast?
That's not gonna hit!
We left the fucking door open?!
I went in first.
Guess that was kinda stupid of me.
No you didn't go in first, you son of a bitch.
I mean...
First.
Second.
These are just words.
Okay. These are just words. Wait, maybe you did go in first.
I don't remember dude.
Oh, neither do I. I remember, dude. Oh, neither.
Fully willing to blame me is awesome.
Yeah yeah just as I was fully willing to blame you instantly.
You down below?
Uh no I was all the way to top.
Down in the industrial area. We might be able to do one head torch.
Yeah? Just have the head torch person take the lead and you just follow
light in the back, just give me a head torch... Yeah I'll just have a flashlight for if shit hits
the fan at least I can leave.
Yeah... Well no, I'd give you the head torch and follow behind you.
You're gonna be the one wanting to breach anyway usually.
Get the better shot and everything.
Yeah, push the fuck out of that door everything. Yeah,
push the fuck out of that door,
dude.
Yeah,
I'll make sure
he was knocked over.
Nice and proper.
What's up,
dude?
Oh,
is this...
You went up?
Yeah,
I got a pea coat.
I'm gonna swap
this pea coat out for my shit.
Crouch or prone first?
Stand in that window.
God, I have so much shit.
Damage almost totaled... oh my, I got so many sewing kits.
Do you want a sewing kit or do you have a couple? No, let's see... Alright, well... My entire P-Coat's empty so I've and these slots for stuff
check out a little bit 12-2 on us, 12- them.
Phillip, you getting out there?
It's annoying that my apple is full.
What's on top there?
Oh, shit, the compass.
There was a bunch of industrial here we can look at too in the middle.
Should you go to the right?
Yeah, I see you.
Just spread it out, disinfectant.
Box of buckshot. Bro, I'm taking it. If I have that much buckshot
we can probably tear up some minotaurs.
Two buckshot hits should be pretty good.
Oh, shit!
Brother John...
Badly damaged Mosin with a badly damaged-
I didn't keep the thing either. You didn't keep the gun
kit? Nah, I kept the
gun kit. I didn't keep the fucking
other kit for the
to fix the
electrical repair. Do I keep this man up?
We might get an electrical
repair kit here somewhere.
Got a lot to loot right here.
I got a box of 22 for you.
I'm thinking
here, I'm thinking
I'm going to keep the Savannah, I think.
You want this Mosin?
I have eight
shots for it. It's badly damaged,
it has a badly damaged P-U scope on it.
Nah, nah, nah, I'm good on that.
We're both skipping out on the Mosin right now.
You mean having badly damage with a badly damaged scope dude, it's fucking tough.
It's gonna be hard to see through it I got SKS anyway
You have zombie on you?
Yeah I've got two.
I'm just locking them in.
I'm locking em' in.
Did I get both of them there?
Aw, you both got fucking Roger Rabbited bugs gunninged?
They got some kind of rabbited, right? Oh man
a Mosin... Got two more on me
That's a pass! There's nothing we could do about it, right?
That's a fucking pass!
... I should take the scope at least. Pain and suffering, chat. We'll be honest with you. Let's just get a...
Oh man, that's painful stuff.
I may have taken it if I had the electrical repair kit, but there's stuff still in here
we can look at.
There's some stuff over on...
I'm looking at these industrial things right now.
I'm going through all of them in garages.
So you are already on that?
I did all the ones on the right side already.
Sorry, the one's on the left... I'll see you out there.
That will meet you at the end. I can see that right...
Not so much good shit in the first couple, and then the rest have been empty. Ball sack.
Oh, don't tell me. Grail pristine head torch right here let's go...
No way! Okay
We came, we saw...
...we got what the fuck we needed.
I gotta battery- this is the-
Okay, I've got two batteries. You need a battery?
No.
Fuck yeah dude, let's go.
That's all you want to know We can do dam or passage
Kinda
I think we'll go dam to clean up our loot
Make sure we have enough.
What do you think?
Yeah,
get in here.
Get in there.
Stop running out there for a second.
Look,
I got
one gas filter
out
one gas filter and the one that's in is only about 25 percent
well it's uh um yeah the other one that's out it's like 60
that's like 33 this one almost 50. i got one in that has a triple tabs Maybe we'll let...
This cool mask is useless now guys.. Yeah, I got updated.
Okay, so I have a filter updated.
So yeah, I'm about...
I have about one worth.
Maybe 1 and a quarter or one in like 2 tenths.
And it's not looking incredible so yeah,
I can definitely use a go down there and get us filled up because that's
like we have to be moving through there like a God at that point. get us filled up. Because that's like...
We have to be moving through there like a god at that point,
you know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
One of the main questions is
do we have enough ammo
to go on the other side
and do some of the PvE work?
No, see,
that's why if we go down and damn it can get a
little bit more fresh stuff too yep I don't make me wanna my water is still
yellow we need to go down cook them pot a couple times yeah i mean that's the we'll be
when we go to dam we should be able to get to a low part of the water that
we can do that at and i have i still have a couple chlorine tablets
with that, then?
Yeah.
Is that the plan?
That's the plan, baby.
Let's go.
All right.
I have badly damaged feet
right now over there.
Oh, you do too.
Up in an hour and a half.
Okay, I got gotta find some boots.
Do you have any rags?
I do okay.
I've got rags to pack me up for now.
Make sure you ring out all your shit here too because my stamina is stuck.
Here's what we'll do, here's what we'll do, okay?
If I have enough space to get stuff for us
that's close
um let's go on top of the fucking church real quick.
Sounds like shots are on their way.
Maybe towards... that might be fuckin'...
That might be, uh, an hospital right? Yeah.
I'm behind at least
Okay, right in front of me. Right in front of me. There's a guy.
I see him! I see him!
He hit? Bro he was hit by the Savannah.
Nooo!
Let's go let's go let's go. let's go. I feel bad to start fucking me.
Did you just run backwards?
Yeah, turn backwards, yeah.
Let's get outta here.
There's another guy there too right?
Yeah but I think we're in a position where
we don't need this and it's going to be a dangerous thing
i feel bad for that guy man as soon as he shot him he looked at us and started
leaning like unfriendly found him right here bro!
Nice.
Let those guys be distracted.
Let's fill this shrink this,, fill this, drink this. All that good shit right now.
If I get headshot a dude so fucking be it.
I accept my fate.
Maybe give me that shit and I'll fill it and you can look at all of them.
I accept my fate. I'm gonna fill it and you can look out. Ah, except not something for me.
I'm gonna take my first drink here.
Again,
I don't know if I was leading my shots. Fucked up the run there.
I'm very surprised,
Very, very surprised
That that guy tanked a fuckin' 308 to the back
Nothing else on him.
With nothing yeah.
He had no armor on,
nothing. He'd just take the savannah shot in his back.
What's the best... That's probably the best 308 weapon,
is it? I don't know.
Not sure what the hardest one is. Maybe the long sure what the hardest maybe
the longhorn is the hardest hitting okay i need you to come here
i'm gonna drop this thing and you're gonna just drink all the way to your
stomach full, okay?
Yep.
Can't believe that guy
tanked that.
It's just like we gave away our position as soon as we shot at that guy, and it's like
We got a lot of stuff. No reason to go up there and shoot that
Yeah
I don't know. We could if you want to though
I don't mind
I don't have any other guys shooting over there
That's the weird part
You wanna go in and find out?
Yeah, no no we're good
We'll just take this shit and go down
Yeah I mean
We're about to make passage, we got plenty of ammo
Is it guilty if we need a skull mask or something?
I need to get AK ammo pretty much, but
I'm hoping I find some of that
on the way to ship.
We got a guy behind us...
Zombie. He's just tanking. Tanking shots.
He's got sardines, I'll get him.
Please sir, may I have your sardines
please god it took me 10 years yeah some of these things can have some
fucking uh 545 boxes let's go look in here real quick
something that's uh chips in there. I don't know what that is.
Ah fuck this, he's gotta...
...go check his fuckin' police car on the way out?
CZ on top.
Or a Scorpion, I don't know how much you want a different pistol?
Hey!
Was there mag on it?
There's the mag.
Yeah.
I have 30 space dude and like, I have a box of ammo, if you're on the other side
and end up needing ammo, I'd just have an extra gun.
That's good.
If you have space!
Second arrow clip filters. yeah it's gonna give space yeah I'm going to potentially... Nothing tricks the police car up there.
Come on! 545 ammo
Finding us over here really, do we?
Just get us some and let's see what happens.
Shoes...
Oh shit! Ah shit yeah, we're friendly
Yeah I believe he is
Chasing us
He's like a first time with the point They didn't follow you from the wall
Okay, appreciate it
We're gonna close the door and make an advantage real quick
This guy could have killed us, so we could just... Oh! You good?
Boss man?
Yo this guys got his thing out. Kill him!
Okay good, good, good.
You've got him?
Yeah that's the guy.
He's down.
Nice shot bro. What the fuck is that guy doing? Yeah, he's down.
What the fuck is that guy doing? I don't know. He's coming at you with a crossbow.
You gonna cut his ass up bro?
Listen we're going to let you handle this guy and take his shit. We are going to dip out of here.
Not going to hurt dude.
He's right here.
Can you jump us? Redhawk, brother. He's right here. We mean you no harm. You jump this one?
I mean he's no harm.
Yeah we know you could have shot at us.
We appreciate your help.
Any chance I can room with yous?
We're about to go the dam and pick up gas masks and
i'm pretty new to this map you see
i've just literally started um i don't know where the foot do you
have a headlamp on?
Yep.
Fuck it, let's go then why not! Let's do the three man
Let's just get the fuck out of this little area
and figure out where to go after him.
See if there is something in his car here...
Can't count nothing.
I think he's wanting to shot one.
Let's trade down here, we'll figure it all out down there.
He's running his crossbow, which is actually good for fucking...
Zombies down there.
It's really good in the dam and three passage.
This guy has an an on-thing scope, I'm in business.
Yeah he had a pump action shotgun.
Oh no food too for me and you real fast.
See all of the sudden I look out and see he's got a Mosin.
I'm like oh no!
Just get away from the area and get a force of that before you start trading.
And then we'll get to the...
The dam.
What's your name?
Jimbo Kevin.
Alright, I'm coming. Jimbo and Kevin.
There's a couple thick bushes right over here.
Is that your real name, Taylor?
Hey! Somebody else who actually uses their real name in the game! It's looking crazy.
I'm sure I was playing with a gym ball last night.
Uhhh Nathan...
Here take these...
Might be a couple of them.
Take that most ammo.
Oh... Take that most ammo. You got food?
Yeah, I'm good for now.
Just take this for now just a little backup
um do you have a hunting scope by chance no i don't man Do you have a gun that requires...
Oh, I have a PU scope.
Do you have something that can repair a PU scope?
Yeah, I do.
Use that then boss.
Here Jared some 22 ammo if you want to kill zombies.
Thank you.
Check it out. Do you have any 545 ammo for the AK by any chance boss? Total my downed boss. Thank you.
Oh, you're the man brother
I do appreciate it
Oh that is so huge a box
Damn man, I haven't seen a box this round.
What uh... what rifle is that we've got?
Um the 8, the 5A kit. Oh the Savannah yeah.
Oh, 3-8. Savannah again.
Yeah, I'll take this as well.
Guys we're kinda getting out of the bushes a little bit here. Get back in the bush!
Thank you sir
that's what she said are you guys listening on game while you go get back to me. Hey, buddies. We do a poor job at meeting up and playing but...
we've made it work this time.
He's not only talking in game, he's in Discord. We do a little bit of both but we'll be talking mostly in-game for you.
Alright, no worries. Thank you.
Beautiful, beautiful... At least figure out where we're at.
We were at Ontario last seen here right?
So I think we are just straight west until we hit the water.
Then we're north
until we hit
the dam.
So whenever you guys are ready, I'm ready. Sounds good!
Perfect. Set up.
Yeah bro
When we get to the other side
I can fucking just
Oh bro
Use all my ammo
On the other side
Yeah
Yeah
I have a lot of 308s
It sucks
I'm single tapping And I don't have a mag of 308s. It sucks that I'm single tapping them, not on the mag
I need to get some animax in there
Might be able to find something like
that out there though
They've added smaller POIs
Yeah yeah that's true but i added some shit
but yeah i'm sitting on like for the guns i have i probably have like 250
i don't know or something
all right well we don't have to kill everybody we see but no one else is going to get added into the group or it becomes difficult. Unless they got their own shit already.
Yeah luckily this guy had fucking...
He's got a weapon repair kit though.
What gun do you need it for? A medicine?
What was in there?
What's that? Badly damaged or damaged?
I don't know. What's it at, badly damaged or damaged?
Badly damaged. Alright come here get in there.
That's gotta be the most of what you found.
Did you just uh... I bet you that's the most of you found.
Did you find that Mosin in one of those red bricks with the stairs?
No, no.
Oh shit, you've been alive for a bit now. No, no. I got it yesterday.
Oh shit you've been alive for a bit huh?
Boom there we go
Good mate Good, mate.
I've got a thing there for your boots if you want it? Level sewing kit?
Oh no you don't! You're God.
Yeah let me hit that then, but you don't. You're a god. Yeah let me hit that down brother
I appreciate it
Yeah you notice my boots are looking raggedy huh?
Wouldn't just do mine before
There's like a sniper rifle up here attached to like a...
That you can't actually use, that's just static.
Yeah yeah, looks like staring out.
Like the dead guy who drank himself to death in bed.
See he's got us on a...
Do you need things for your feet? Boots?
Nah, I just found those boots
recently they're worn. They're good.
All my stuff is worn right now.
Worn and pristine, we're looking good.
This guy has everything but a gas mask which we should find down there anyway.
Alright.
To the west again, which is... this way.
You guys ready? I just dropped down from here!
I can't fucking take this ladder.
Is it Jimmy or Jimbo? Jimbo
We're running right by the hospital here, just keep your eyes wary on the right side. Kevin and Jim are up front.
Keep your eyes open on our right side, okay?
Yeah there's a guy on there shooting at me before I think it was the same guy that ran to you...
...F-4.
Man, I'm surprised that guy was tracking us and we didn't notice.
We kept hearing shots for a long time. Shots for the wrong end of time
I've pretty much seen him, went over to him and started shooting me so
Pretty much dodged a few bullets in him. I've seen him come looking,
running over to you sort of thing.
We're locked out.
We're locked out but this guy is a friendly dude
who'd have mows one of us in the fuckin' chest.
I know right dude?
He even came up saying,
''I could've shot both of ya!''
Yeah basically.
That's- I mean that's like good way to convince a motherfucker not to kill you, y'know?
Some people will look at him and be like, so fucking what?
And just shoot him, to be honest though.
Yeah, I may have been overtaxed a couple times.
Alright then, I'm helping hold it in. I've been over at Passage a couple times. Alright, alright.
Yeah the funny thing is...
Gigantic uh...
Giant Ace thanks by the way,
I appreciate you.
Yeah so what? Later!
Might know him though. big block yes i was later but no
uh...
snagged I have a sniper that's not a real sniper.
Oh, that's huge thank you. Yeah, I need all the ammo to get to the other side for sure.
It's all PBE on the other
side and there is not many people to kill.
Actually we ignore those shots, it's just just gonna be a fucking guy in Ontario.
I'm gonna see if there is a hunting skimp in here.
Maybe... There isn't really any way to get to Ontario fast though, you know what I mean?
Yeah yeah that's true. Well, Cayuga, that's about it.
Yeah but they spawned away from Cayuga first so they'd be even more north of it
So they had their run a couple towns worth and leave
it already, you know, that's not...
We wouldn't have had time already. Please please please
You might want to drop that visor off
that shit dude. Makes it really easy to see.
I don't think it helps anything either.
Yeah, yeah, he's right.
It's just...
Your face glows real simple
and it doesn't actually take any damage for you.
That's a good call. I was gonna tell them to do it but now
it's like whatever. Yeah don't feel
like getting spotted because of that.
Yeah true, true.
You're smarter smarter man than I am. That's Kevin's family right there We usually leave them in peace
Yeah
I married Jimbo's mom So so it's my family now.
What the fuck?
She's over there.
You say some shit about me bro! Married into that shit. so so Alright, into the water
see this is the lower part that i tell you about sea level
yep yeah and there's a... see that island out there?
Island.
See that island out there guys, this is way south of the map right?
You actually.. there's a hidden bridge
That's just under the water which you can get to it from yeah
yeah bro remember the first day I was on this map with you and I was like, yo, there's like
this outpost here in the middle of nowhere?
Yeah, that's it.
No, I haven't seen that place again.
It's probably on the other side of that fucking thing over there.
That is very possible.
Do you wanna know where the hidden bridge is?
Yeah, it's like from this little piece of land to that
little piece of land. In fact you see there's a
little bush, a lot of
right on the
edge of
the island. I think it's right there.
Yeah yeah, that's where we're going bro.
On the end.
Nah that's not it cause there wasn't any houses.
See I'm actually being silent-sensual right now
when it comes to looting.
Anything good?
I think you had some decent stuff.
I mean nobody looted it.
Bro do I go down to this sniper fucking thing real quick?
I'm doing it! It's gonna have it right?
It has to!
The most unlooted...
Free five unlooted Sorry boss, I had those but dropped them all
Like way back before I met you.
Oh yeah, I gave you the other 570 with another gun now.
That was when I was still rocking a magnum and then I decided to part ways with the Magnums.
It's just too much space.
Come on. I don't see one bro, I don't think so.
I see a boonie hat.
Oh you're looking at the tower? You're not even
looking at the... thought you were looking at the island. Nah're not even looking at the... I thought you were looking at the island.
No we aren't going to the fucking island? Hell no!
Maybe there's a scope over there then.
Just in case I couldn't see the left.
Question is, do we need to fish or anything?
No, I'm full Apple right now.
Yeah, I'm full Apple too.
Do you need your water to fill up a little
more we can take some more hits of this yeah give me some more of that
let me take like half of it almost filled we should almost be full
water bottle after this nope nothing we're gonna fill this up real quick though, this pot.
Can all take some hits of this shit real fast.
Alright, take the rest of this and then we'll fill it up again
have you got some clothing tablets here.
Yeah I have a couple. so Alright, let him take some hits of this.
You can take some hits of this guy.
Did you point to him yet?
No not yet.
Build it up and drop it.
Just fill your stomach up with this, okay?
Okay, I will do. yeah Shit, Nadi. Yeah, minicap. What's up brother? How you doing man?
Hey one more fill and then we're good. We should be pretty good like food water wise right now.
I still have some food on me too so we need emergencies purifying it now so not to wait we're good i'm'm dead, right?
Alright we got the
backups ready. Let's roll!
Yeah that should help get our food or water bottle almost filled.
It's my apples filled so it would be nice to have both in the same level.
I think a full apple gives you what like two hours?
Yeah something like that. It's really nice.
And it depends if you're sprinting all the time or jogging sitting still in there. If you're a fucking sniper
sitting at a spot
it's probably four hours or something like that.
Yeah, well we don't
have enough stamina
to be around.
Thank you brother man
I appreciate you
dropping the 10 gift
it was good to see you sir
hope everything is good
welcome all fuckers
to the squad
hope you guys
have a good time here.
I'm at like 30% stamina., man no ads at the very least for you guys
There you go appreciate your bro. Hope you're good dude carrying two SMC's
You said that already bro fuck em
We did it again
Two on my back Had to sleep had shit to do after that night I'm gonna do it again. I slept that shit too, yeah I feel like that.
Thank you Miniman
Sorry for missing all the donuts tonight and shit dude
I've just been off my game.
Been fatty off my game tonight.
Today was an off day.
You gotta give me these. I'm sorry.
How do you place item on ground from hands? You hold G.
Now they're at a spot where someone can just roll on me at any time, I gotta be ready with my attack against these rocks.
Should pass him in the middle... Passing the line on our right side here. so so How do you hand out an item to give I think it's right click, but I don't do that too often
I'm not 100% this is me Oh there you go I was...
It's O, there you go.
There ya' go, it's O.
Thank you, learned something new. Oh that's right-click and rust or somethin', isn't it? I don't think we have.
Oh, it's right-clicking rust or something isn't it?
No! That's right click and see if these...
Yeah, I've bought them for myself.
Literally fucking, I took a bit of tetra and it disappeared and it came back. So i switched my balaclava for a different one in case we need to do something about that.
Not on the video but...
Let's go! so Oh, the helmet. Thank you. We should be getting there pretty soon, just past the mine.
I think that low bridge is first huh is that where we ran from um
now we should run straight to the dam should be coming up it might be one version
should be the same bridge that we just came across right now we came back across think that was yeah that's that wasn't covered ooh thing off the ride
hunting scopes there yeah you're you're right. We see it.
Let me just go hit this real quick, guys.
You sound so fucking confident in that, dude.
Bro, it's like there's no other places to find
hunting scopes, bro. It fucking sucks.
That's the one we checked an hour ago, dude.
Is it really?
Yeah, that's the one where we killed the boars right here.
Let's hope no one else has come around this area
for a while.
I don't know where else to find them, maybe they can come off of zombies?
Yeah... random floating zombies that come out of the shore.
The boar is here!
The guts and bones are still here from the boar.
No, man.
That shit stays a really long time.
Yeah.
It's right here?
That's fucking crazy.
Shit stays on the map forever.
Nothing dude it's not Destiny, dude, it's not Destiny man,
It's not Destiny.
Where do people find these hunting scopes?
Zombies probably are...
I've not seen them before.
Is it the same hunting scope that goes on like the uh,
Sporter?
Yes.
So I guess you can just find them on guns too you're right yeah but these quarters even
spawn on the south side like I wouldn't think so.
You wanna go across the pipe here, or you wanna
go past that bridge?
Wait...actually
I should probably pass
the bridge so we can get some loot on the way.
Maybe we'll find some boxes anyway.
We're gonna cross this bridge and loot all these cars guys Pretty good run so far though.
We haven't really gotten crazy action because we kind of,
we haven't been rushing towards it but
we've won a couple fights in there.
Yeah.
Yeah.
We've gotten...
We got everything we need
except like one...
One or two...
I mean...
Split filters with this guy now. Yeah. We're're gonna have to split some filters up.
Yeah we're going to have to split some filters up but the dam usually has a good amount as long as it's not gone through before us and we might be able to get into a sick fight which we are way more prepared for than we normally are.
We should be way more geared than people
down there.
And getting, uh...
You can always get filters in Passage too
Come on boxes of 545
Need the 545. 8 to 545?
I'm just glad this guy
had a head torch, dude.
We just spent all the time looking for two and then he's like
I don't have one!
We're killing you now.
You got a med torch? No, you're dead. Sorry, we liked everything else about you.
We liked everything else about you...
A little chocolate?
Oh, yeah, that's good.
That's good.
Thank you for keeping me safe.
Hey, you said you haven't seen Road Truth.
I think if you run on grass, by the way... your shoes
don't get fucked up as fast. Oh filter! In the back of the car
Nice filter. Is this shit one? Doesn Nice filter, is it a shit one?
Doesn't have...it's at like 25%.
Shit anything can help
at a time of need.
Oh there's a soda can on that side
Jared or a can of peaches.
Peaches?
Stop finding them!
No, they're stuck!
I found them.
We got them.
We got them.
Saying it like that is fucked up, dude.
Peaches is really good. Peaches, fucked up dude peaches is really good
peaches peaches peaches peaches
you hit me with the head man
did you go why did you watch that?
9mm anyone got a pistol?
I need 9 now
I think peaches
I think face off
Yeah, Cosmo had a similar... Yeah, yeah, exactly what you're talking about too.
I know exactly what you're talking about.
I can even peach for that.
You gonna take this can of sardines here, boss?
First. Can of sardines here, Rouse? Who needs the 9x9 scene?
Of course when we first watched that movie
We had no clue what was going on
It's like, I want to teach this room!
Crazy yeah it's like no i don't know why this guy really likes peaches
what'd you say did you want the 9x19 nah i'm good do you want me? Yeah, I'll take that.
Someone could be camping us here. Let's go to the right.
Go to the right... I think you like Super Mario. I watched a little bit of it, but I fell asleep too.
Me and Caroline watch that.
Oh yeah?
No, I'm like my dad, bro.
I used to make fun of
my parents for
having it
take them three sittings
to finish a movie. And i used to make fun of them that uh yeah that turned into me
actually falling asleep in movies you know how many times have i fallen asleep in a movie theater
with you you know then like dude we'll put it this way theater with you. You know what I'm saying? Like, fucking dude.
I hella fall asleep during movies.
Yeah, pretty much. watching a movie like ready to watch it yeah if you started the movie instead of getting on stream
we actually when i'm in time yes pw the last three times i went to
the theater with my dad like it was yeah we have got to we had passed the passage
like three four times like three times the last 3 times he fell asleep.
5-10 minutes a minute, every time.
Yeah...
Yeah... I looked over and he was asleep. Which is a loud ass movie.
I would never be able to sleep through fucking Blade Runner 2, though.
Ever.
Loudest movie I've ever seen in my whole life.
The fucking speakers were rattling off the fucking rails, dude. It's insane.
I did re-watch that later and
I actually liked it. It is super slow though.
Yeah, you know...
It's a good movie but it's not an action movie.
I can like it
but I was so distracted by how fucking
loud it was.
It would go from dead silent to
insane loud.
Just shows the town
Just
For no reason
I don't know if i went to a theater who played it louder than
it was supposed to be playing or that was like their that movie's set volume
would be like that on purpose we let that together bro, bro? Yeah, okay.
Literally speakers
like rattling.
You did fall asleep for a little bit then that shit hit.
I saw you sleeping and then
It was not a good movie experience to be honest with you no that shit It's definitely distracting.
What's up
Wow he's just saying there was a bridge over here there's people camping
underneath it you saw No, he just says
people are always camping underneath there so be careful.
I see some
people falling into these rocks here before us
so our cover here can come out. this is where we hid i think my dude
hit and made it fire right here oh yeah yeah covered on all sides Almost there. It's going to be a dangerous location now, but it will be worth our time. Dolo, I got you. You're gonna do it dude, I believe in you.
It will take you so fucking long, but you got it.
I can't open this left side of the screen for that.
Oh we're at this time Hey guys, we're sprinting the rest. Ready?
Ready to sprint, ready to sprint. Where's our boy?
I don't see him so...
I don't see it, maybe he is
We're going
Watch out there's a- somebody here that switched up clothing.
Did you see him?
Somebody switched up clothing with different stuff behind us.
Interesting...
It's locked. Is it locked?
I thought somebody was down in there.
Yeah, somebody just fell in over there.
They locked the door too.
BOOM Yeah, listen. It's going dark on comms whispering um you know for the most part what we're looking
for is zombies if we don't see zombies early we know we're on their trail okay so let's go
oh their trail okay so let's go oh we don't need to whisper whisper
do you want just run through the first couple
i mean i'm checking for zombies bro there zombies. If there's no zombies we might just have to go come pursue through.
We're gonna have to reassess ourselves here if that happens They locked this too? What the fuck.
Should have been a long-ass time ago, though. One zombie, I guess. That's a good sign.
It's decent time.
We're not here.
Five charcoal tablets?
Oh shit, that's huge.
And the filter?
No, that's huge and the filter no that's really huge good job all right all right
two more chocolate sorry uh touch let's go we might have to go through here too much because we're not going to find
like the scope or anything for you and not too much
where'd our dude go just going to that or off to the right side
this has been another really good spot to find stuff in here I hate when you look down and it says F to drink, and I keep i'm like missing stuff on the ground
where did our guy go, dude? He's trolling us.
Disconnect.
What was his name again?
Nathan.
Nathan, you around? what was his name again nathan anything around
Nathan
no way can you see he went down left here no go left no there ain't no way back there
did he get murdered in a corner right here?
I thought we had like this super suppressor.
Bro, he must have disconnected.
Nathan?
Check the next spot if If he's not there bro, I don't know if you want to keep doing this. We got enough to go through passage at this point. Yeah true.
I don't have enough ammo though. Of course this isn't really going to help me with that, I don't think.
Um...
I mean, I could just give you the...
I can give you the scope and all that ammo
There's a zombie right here
He had his have been seen? He actually ran through, I think.
There are no zombies.
Yeah, there wouldn't be enough somewhere if he weren't here.
We'll just keep trying to catch up to us?
Holy shit this has a man in it!
There's any zombies up here?
Only one zombie.
Yeah, he said he killed him but I've never even seen this room before. The one with just these? What the fuck?
What's that? Just what?
Never even seen a pallet like this on the other side.
I don't know if that's new or if I've just never seen it.
Huh? It's new or if I've just never seen it. It's very nice.
Isn't that in shits amazing?
Take this left one anyway. I'm on that left one. Oh, he killed a zombie in here.
Yeah, push him up! No, that was him.
Um... the only shitty thing is that was him.
The only shitty thing is we need to find a gas mask for him
We'll probably need all of them No... We'll find them.
I don't see those down here too much though, do we?
Yeah, so we've got some gas masks to look for.
Just places where you can make it work.
You guys all both continue? Can't beat you. Thanks buddy!
Throw some beans at me.
I'm gonna throw a little bit of
weed on the ground, and then we'll go Can of beans. Thanks buddy!
Throw some beans on that...
Does that have a song to it? I don't think so.
Something like that though. Time to add another SK
It's the black one I do like, it has a PU scope on it
Oh!
Yeah yeah Oh, I can take the P.U. scope off and put it on mine!
That's some point guns are boy using
this guy at the can you scratch that damage
yeah this guy has an electric repair kit last time i checked
it actually seeped through it pretty easily less on the way. yeah Oh yeah Jared, so I think that's one of those... remember the room that was completely empty?
Had nothing in it at all.
They put pallets on them.
Yeah they put pallets over there.
Must be it. Didn't have any windows or anything like that. They put pallets on them.
Didn't as- didn't put those on the patch notes, Grav.
Put those in your patch notes! I'm going to veteran champ. Yeah, I'm going to bat. so There's no zombie in this area.
But there is also a dead zombie in this area, you know what I mean? Yeah, but... itself
work close by him I'm sorry. I got two on me. Yeah, I'm okay. Two on him.
Oh, that's right.
Look how the water is plopping off their faces right now, I can see that.
Uh... five-five six? Bro we need a five-five six gun, we got so much of that
Everything's okay
We can't touch anything
Some nice pants here Jed, I don't know if you have the CUU pants yet.
They got 30 space and they're only worn.
Yeah, like these colors. keep that in here.
Come on gas mask! Nothing.
Nothing in here.
I'm going my way. no so We found some of the gas that's right there. Where do we find those? Military places, right? There's a guy... no, it was a zombie.
No I didn't, it was just the exit. One of the exits right in the middle.
Yeah, I saw somebody moving around in the way. scared me Come to me, come to you. Of course.
One tap, one lead I hate you man. Get in there.
I'm fucking through the wall, bro!
Are you kidding? I got two bleed stacks.
He hit me two times.
He only hit me twice, in two bleeps.
I got...
That is gonna shit us up.
As long as my blood doesn't go down
I start to very insecure.
Left here or right at the top?
Right.
Possibly a gas mask in here...
See what they do sometimes.
Oh, nothing this time.
It sucks because you and I passed on like two or three gas masks
at each other earlier.
Yeah, I know.
Oh,
I got a combat gas mask
but it doesn't help
that much.
It's not very full either.
I don't even know
should I take that to try and help him get in easier, I guess?
You know what I mean?
Bro, I feel like we...
I feel like we take him to the end and leave him at the exit.
Oh shit, man that sounds so terrible but yeah you're right.
Take him to the end, leave him at the exit
And then go look for it
If we- if- I mean we can finish looking through finish looting through here but if we don't find it.
The thing is though, I'm not incredibly confident on where End is you know what I mean?
It still takes me some time.
Oh does it?
Well there's three different ones.
Three exits.
Did you keep going? No I'm in the train area with all the trains and shit.
So did you keep going? No this's literally right next to where he was
like across the way from me Oh.
What? A light? You say no idea.
No, there's guys.
Can you not hear them?
No? Where?
Somebody's copping it.
Somebody said to move up a friend like...
Don't shoot. WHAT?! Somebody's coughing and somebody said, we're friendly. What?
I did not hear that.
He's gone there. You sure?
Yo man you friendly?
Hey bro! Yes we're friendly.
How many other are you?
Friendly if you're friendly.
Okay. We all free.
Free of you guys?
Oh man, we're raining and there's a green man down here? That's scary.
Are you guys upstairs or are you already down in the tunnel?
Boobie, speak.
Please.
Yeah, we're upstairs.
You guys are up the stairs.
Gotcha.
Okay. Well... How do you guys wanna do this?
You guys have yet to say
that you're friendly, so...
We haven't. We said we're friendly if you're friendly.
How about this?
Don't go out yet, don't go out yet.
With no gun, alright?
One of our guys will come
out with a gun. How about this
you guys just go back upstairs and we're
gonna keep going through. How bout that?
It's either we have to because i see that this we either have to come up to stop looting or you and you know what
they either pass each other's way or if we keep going
hey bro if you kill me I spit on you. Alright?
I'm coming with no gun
No no no
There's no reason
There is no reason
He said
Go back up and we'll keep going.
He just said go away basically.
I'm running with two French guys so the English is not great.
Yeah, we understand. Listen,
We have already cleared down through the hall to your left,
so we're going to continue off to the right.
So yeah, it's not gonna...
It would probably be best if one of us stays down and the other goes back up.
I'm locking the door dude, I locked the door.
It's not okay they're saying fuck off is what they are saying.
In a nice way. We don't want to be
a six man and we don't wanna group up
where you guys might be able to kill us, that's what we're
saying. Yeah it's a dangerous situation
for everyone. We're saying go away so there doesn't
have to be a confrontation basically. Well't have to be a confrontation.
Well, there's gonna be a confrontation.
Oh fuck! Don't say that!
Oh fuck!
I think it's okay.
No no no listen
You need to explain to your French friend that
It's not ok anymore
Because we said so.
Listen guys, this isn't the best area for you to come out of, you know what I mean?
I locked it this year.
We'll just go.
Just go and watch behind us.
They want us to fuck off.
We're gonna have to fight. Respectfully, respectfully make sure you
the translator needs to say respectfully
Send your mate in with no gun send him in
He's very disrespectfully telling us to fuck off
Yeah that's right.
Can we change up our strategy the wrong to come to be friends
I'm not stupid. I know
And walk with the door so uh... We can probably just get out and watch behind us.
Listen, what we can do is you guys can continue down.
I can stay here with my light off and kill anything that comes through.
You guys can basically draw them away with the sound.
I sit here with my light off, and you...
Alright like I said we're just gonna keep moving through. They're opening it. They haven't come through yet though.
They just opened the door?
Are one of you guys still near, or are you guys together? We both just turned around.
We're both together and we just turned our lights off.
One can come towards you.
I don't know if one's out or not.
I can't know if one's out or not,
I can't see that well.
If anyone goes toward that tunnel
without me saying it, kill them.
If you see anyone, okay?
I'm still by the door
hey if you kill me...
We gonna spell on you.
Don't walk out here homie.
I think the one guy might have come through. If you kill me, you are okay!
What the fuck?
I hear him talking.
That's me. Is that your light? Did you just let me out?
No, no, we're far down still.
We need a white light right?
We are around the tunnel. We're not back at this entrance.
Are you coming towards us? No, no, no.
Okay, that was one of them.
One of them's in here?
Are you seeing
my light right now? Yeah, I see your red one.
You're saying that was their light.
They opened the door?
Go ahead and get in there. yeah they're by the doorstep They're lighting out.
Is that you? No, no lights on above us. Yep they're coming out.
One down.
Got it! One down. Do you have your light on yep
i'm looking holding the door again we'll try to savannah one I'm pushing up towards the entrance here You got eyes on the door?
Yeah, I'm looking at it.
Shot in there? Think I've dropped one? No!
Got him, got him. He's down. Sh got him down on the ground so I'm going to rest a little bit. What you doing up there, brother?
Whatcha doin', doc? You leaving your friends? I'm just trying to get off of them.
Are there a couple of them?
There's four. I was three down right now.
There's one left, yeah.
You guys already lied to us that there are only 3 of you?
Okay! Alright so you're already liars.
Friendly my butt cheeks.
Gas mask on the search. I just need to see if that one of them has a gas mask.
Oh yeah, they're fucking gassed up!
What are they even doing down here?
Gas mask with the filter over here? Grab that.
And this guy's left guy. Just take the stuff out into the hallway so we don't have to, like all his
stuff drop it out there so we can close this door.
This guy doesn't push right down. of stuff, drop it out there so we can close this door.
This guy doesn't push right down.
This guy above us can live. Three of his boys die. He lives to tell the tale.
Sue arrests...
Yeah there's one on- he shot at us up the stairs.
He shot at me and fucked
he's the only guy who hit me.
Is that on you? me. The second guy peeked the doorway and just got fucking sniped, like crap, bro. The second guy peeked the doorway and just got fuckin' sniped.
Tell me when you guys are done so I can leave.
He's got an SSG, don't know if you want that? No.
Alright let's go. We out of here?
Yeah we're good let's close it, lock it.
Locking it.
We got all the filters and shit that we need dude.
You want a gas masks on?
Yeah, one of my gas mask with filter
and two extra filters.
Just gotta get those for me.
All they MREs down there
brought to me.
Buncha food...
I've got a C3 in some fucking wall.
He has another AK mag badly damaged so I'll probably just leave that.
Maybe I can fix it later on.
Gonna fix up my gun here...
Yeah the guy was looking for you. I lit his ass up. Peeking.
I might just leave the combat gas then. It's such a fucking big-ass gas mask and we'll leave it?
Yep, leave that. We got plenty of filters.
That's the first guy who walked out and tried to get into a position. No way they're trying this one, are they?
They already lied that they had three people, bro.
How about friendly? Edgar Friendly.
Oh you know the Edgar Friendly line? I know that's one of your favorite movies.
Edgar Friendly?
Hold on, he gotta remind me what do you you mean? What the fuck am I missing here?
There's a character in the movie... Friendly Edgar Friendly?
Does that name ring a bell?
It's the Militiaman bro!
Oh really when does he say that?
That's uh... Dennis Leary's character's name is Edgar Friendly.
He's like don't you have somebody to kill?
Man I gotta go back and watch this.
It's like uh... What's his name?
Wesley Snipes tries to kill the old dude but he can't pull the trigger
Ohhhh yeah cause he has that He's friendly, Edgar-friendly trigger friendly Edgar friendly don't you have somebody to kill they'll be
programmed me to kill that guy yeah couple other song kids yeah they were Yeah, yeah. Couple other sewing kits...
Yep they were fuckin'...
This guy's got a blaze!
Oh?
Does he have a sco- in the bag?
Does he have a scope? I don't think I saw a scope on him did you just take it no
what did he say our dude took it that was cool but do those stairs let him wrap around i got so much ammo for it or is it just
a dead end
he doesn't know which way he can rap to us from
when you do something here.
Turn your lights off? I think it may be smoking.
Turn your lights off? We're in a lighted area at this point.
I've got quite a few filters on my eye already, no more than two.
Five. Five dollars.
Okay, you're gonna pay that?
Yeah give me one or I'll just take the ones on them nevermind
There's one down the floor
I've got four total. I already have four, take that one.
There's one on the floor somewhere up here.
If you've got the space for these leather sewing kits...
Take those.
Which one is the damaged one? it's take this what was the one people that I'm as well yeah
no
up I'm good right now.
Pretty...can I go?
I think, I think I can make it through. Two full gas filters?
Let me see, let me see
Our guy's got five of them dude and I have four
I've got four filters
He's got five
I've got more chlorine tablets I'm gonna fill this one up again.
It's passage sign a different thing.
It's on its location, so don't worry about it.
Boob tape on the floor now?
Bro my mountain backpack's full now.
78 out of 80 on that thing.
That's an F-11 right there boys.
That guy's happy to live, honestly. I'm gonna bring this combat.
Just gonna be sure.
Do you need 7-62x5.4 for anything?
That's a promotion ammo for him.
I have 7.62x 5-4 on this guy
What's the 760? 3-9? Is that for you? No. That's for me.
Right, that's for the SKS. I should fix this thing, chat. Fuck it. 54539?
Yeah that's what i need
Yeah this guy has 27 on him
Yo veteran Z No, he doesn't. Veteran Zeus, thank you so much brother man for the 10 gifted subs I appreciate it.
Those guys definitely should have left. You had a good idea there. We just go our separate ways
and he was like,
hell no.
I tried to be nice about it too.
I was like,
bro,
you guys just go up
and we'll keep going
until the end.
The fucking end.
Yeah,
tell him,
what do you want to do? Come down here and all of us stand and stare at each other like...
No, you're right, yeah. We are too geared to trust those guys.
Alright listen to me, listen to me.
I'm gonna look right here, I'm gonna look right here.
I'm gonna whisper to you guys, hold on.
Can somebody grab this cooking pot?
I have one.
Okay, listen up, we're gonna Okay.
Listen up, ready?
Okay listen, we're gonna crouch
to the left side
follow my lead
because if this guy's listening to where we exit and trying
to figure out where to cut us off you don't want that okay so I think you'll still be able to, but it will be less noticeable if we just go
You don't want to go back the way we came?
No. Do you? You don't want to go back the way we came?
No.
Do you?
We know it's clear over there?
Not really, someone could have followed us in.
In fact, we'll know it's more clear with zombies. Can we kill three out of four there? some other time
and we killed three out of four there
that's crazy all right we're good
all right we should be good
correct i didn't know this.
Thank you so much, Veteran Zeus.
By the way, man,
I feel like I'm like so fucking trying
not to die right now.
Uh,
I appreciate you bro.
Thanks for the 10 giftos again.
Uh,
that's a lot of money brother
so I appreciate it very much man.
Welcome everybody. Welcome everybody!
Sorry for not really giving the recognition there.
He died in 15 bullets but...
We don't want to die at this point because we're getting pretty lucky.
Not the same as I had. I really don't know what they're trying to do down here.
They already had filters and masks. I don't know if they're trying to do down here. They already had filters and masks,
I don't know if they're trying to kill people for more.
I mean out of four man probably trying to get a little bit extra...
Oh, got a zombie on me screamer but... Zombies are a good thing right now. Yeah.
Yeah, I was down there hiding no sound and he walked out backwards looking your guys' way. Perfect. He was like setting up. That's a plan, dude.
We did that really well.
It was still hard to see him walk out there too.
You know what I mean? Like I locked it and it it's like......like you said they can melee us.
Four people, one of them has to have a lockpick.
Now Aswath, you're subbing me, you little ass.
Although, as I said, they lied. They said they were on three.
So, they are already trying to do some shady shit around here.
Yeah, I didn't accept a peace offering.
Gotta be civil! We're looking for kills.
I'm gonna keep a.308 rifle down on the little hallway.
Did you one-tap the second guy? Who did you hit the first guy with?
First guy, I AK'd him. That was a guy that came out though, surprise attack
And then the guy in the door, I was crack peeking with the savannah
So yeah, threw anyone and untapped them in the hall in the door i was crack peeking with the savannah and she got three right now
i don't know if he's dead but i just shot him on the ground a couple times just completely ran away from me I don't know if the pallet room has spawns or not.
I know right, well I had a bunch of pallets but then it's actually not any more there's
another combat gas mask in here.
50%
We're on the other side of the hallway area
Here on the left. Straight left?
Yeah...
Not so much different than all of them.
Say what?
It's not much different at all.
I told you it was at 50%.
That's a little bit less than 50-something?
I'm up to 45%, dog, sorry.
You have to take that right
if you want? Yeah.
I'm surprised our characters
have lived this long.
Probably has been what? 3 hours today?
3 hours yesterday?
We got looted pretty fast yesterday honestly
After that first death that I was shitting and came back for the shot.
Yeah true actually.
What the fuck did i just hear?
A zombie in a wall?
No, no. A pig above us.
Oh shit!
Yeah that scared me bro.
Right?
I'm seeing something like a man down there.
There's something alive down there?
Yeah, is that just the end? Or is that somebody...
That's really bright.
People, people, people, people.
Yeah.
No that's a zombie.
Now he is fighting someone bro.
Yeah yeah the zombies fight...yeah I saw him.
Oh my god. Yeah, yeah. Shut his light off.
Yeah, I know. No no he's coming. We either turn back or we push forward. Well, we got everything we need to go to passage.
He knows we're down here.
We have to assume he knows. We have to assume he knows.
We have to assume this guy already knows we're here,
and saw our light.
Either go back we push them.
Yeah, server's restarting in three minutes dude.
Let's back off, server is restarting. Good news is you got Frio so you get to get in right away. He turned his light on again. Did he stay over there?
Yeah, he did.
It's a tough fight because it is a very long range area.
I think that's a far corridor.
Pushing in we might lose one more,
We're gonna get the kill on him but we are going to lose somebody.
Yeah maybe.
Yeah I mean we all have helmet and armors
The question is do we go all the way back from where we came?
Or do we go... It's gonna be twice the level. Or do we go up through
the area where we killed those motherfuckers?
We need to come over here
first for this server restart
I say we go up for the server restart. And you chill here for the server restart?
I say we go up
where we just left.
I say we...
So wait,
that's a restart?
Yeah.
Yeah,
it's probably
the best idea.
So from here we go right to continue.
Yeah, right will continue forward and left will bring us back up.
Yes, true.
It's up to you if you want to call it. I guess we can go now.
It's up to you, do you want to call it right here?
Shit this lane is fucking late dude. If we wanna do passage that's another hour.
I don't know... that's another hour.
Is it loaded back in?
I don't know, we're kind of figuring that out now. do you think times where I'm not
even going for a while, dude. It's up to you.
Yeah I'm probably gonna call it Kevin. You can come back on and hang with him or no?
No, no. I'll run with you tomorrow and do the passage
Saving game though. I'm gonna run with you tomorrow and do the passage. Same in game, though.
I'm gonna run with you tomorrow. We can log in
if we can clear passage.
Yeah, this is probably where we call it then boss man
Don't let this guy kill ya okay?
Yeah no we let's appreciate it
Yeah man. Thanks for chillin'
It was a good time to get that
information out
Yeah we're pretty fucking
doing ok gear. I got two mags now so
i'm increasing slowly that's a cool fight
i've got 200 250 ammo for like two different guns
and then like 50 shells.
I have like 80 ammo
for the SKS too.
We're gonna be able to
do all the PvE
we need to
on the other side at least.
Yeah, dude.
That was a good... We survived another day! I mean shit. we survived another day I mean shit
it's around two days that's not bad
we haven't survived one day bro yeah honestly I died
Every time we've been together. We have well we vlogged out but you blog in and
Scary fight down there, man. We had all the advantages in that fight.
They were in a terrible spot.
They have to open the door
in a dark place they have to clear the door in a dark place
they have to clear right side and left side
and they only have his information on you guys going left
yeah and there's two spots in front of the door that you could hide behind too. So there's
four angles
that you have to check and hope
you don't get killed beforehand. No, that's not
an accurate chance. But the one guy just blasted it in.
He just went in himself.
If all three of them went at you
at the same time,
it would have been a little bit tougher.
Yeah,
the first guy came in by himself
and was trying to kind of like
get into a position
and started lean peeking
toward you guys
so I shot him in the back.
Yep, that was the mistake right there.
The other guys were still stuck in the door. They didn't even
flush out with him, right? If they all came
out and started spreading, I would have been
in a tough spot because I would have been having to shoot fucking multiple people in different areas.
Yeah, you woulda ran out of your clip and probably knocked two of them with the clip
and then had to switch guns with another guy?
Yeah something like that. This guy going up by himself is pretty cool.
Oh fuck they're doing dude Yeah, something like that. You killed a guy when you first logged in
entering your shack too?
Strats have been bugged
for years? Well, if you log out yourself
your stats should be fine.
If you get kicked out of server, your stats
should be locked.
You got plenty of filters.
Yeah, my guy still kinda looks civilian too I like it.
He's got a little bit Army going on and a little bit Civ going on.
Not robbing banks anymore, dude. Yeah.
No, we didn't die.
I'm calling at night though.
It's 8 in the morning.
Calling at night,
8 in the morning.
I'm out of here.
All right,
I'm gonna catch you tomorrow. right brother i will uh i'll try to be here
maybe like i said i'll come early and tell you that i'll be logging in
so that so you can like finish off what I'm doing or figure that out.
Yeah,
play the opposite server, yeah.
Yeah, it'll happen in Discord before we figure it out.
Alright, alright.
Take it easy.
Um, All right, brother man. Take it easy. All right, Chad.
Yeah, long day. I'm out of here.
Thank you guys so much for chilling.
I appreciate it.
I'm about to go grub on some food. Let's see
make sure you guys show
what the fuck Mendo did 14 hours Make sure you guys show, uh...
Dude, what the fuck?
Mendo did 14 hours today.
You crazy ass.
Yeah, Landmark's on.
Landmark's did 20 hours.
Wait, is Landmark still on? No. Okay nevermind. What was I seeing there?
Maybe it just lagged out and it was like giving me fucking false numbers or maybe those
numbers were later earlier. yeah go hang out poke
guys if you guys want to show some love to kevin make sure you guys show him some love
uh smoking is streaming too?
Okay we'll rate him another time.
Let's rate Poco.
Yeah make sure you guys show some love to Kevin
that's NiteKid N-I-T that's 99 kid n-i-t-e and i ght kid um
that's the guy we're just playing with showing him some love follow his channel if he wants
to go watch him he'll probably be playing for a little bit longer um i'm gonna raid uh poke laws
so we're gonna load that up right now. Thank you so much for all the subs,
the resubs, the gifted subs, everybody keeping the chat
moving. Sorry I didn't really interact a whole lot towards the end of
the night. Thank you, Veteran Zeus, by
the way, at the end of the night with the giftos, bro.
Appreciate you, man. Everybody thought I missed your donuts today? I'm so fucking
sorry. It was definitely not intended. I fucked up
for a little bit. That's my fault.
I gotta... I can't zone
out like that even when I'm trying to live.
Yo, Frank, by the way, thanks for your prime sub
a little earlier, dude.
Yo, Akison, dude, SmexyTurtle, BigBS,
Doom, Toothless, everybody, Bullet,
thank you guys.
I'm going to get out of here.
Good night. Sleep well.
I'll catch you guys on sour. Thanks for the fucking final gift to the sub man. Appreciate it
you big doofus. Much love man. Sniper welcome
dude. Hope you enjoy. But yeah, I'll catch you guys on tomorrow
playing some more DayZ. Trying to
get one character progress while we wait to play that guy um and that
guy is prepared to go to passage pretty much right now so i'll say like those me and kevin maybe
making a do a run to it tomorrow.
Anyways, guys, thank you for showing up. Have a good night. Have fun hanging out with
Poke and be super cool to him
and I'll see you guys tomorrow.
Good night. Later, later. Bye-bye.