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so um is so so so is This is Planet Liquidity. so so so. so so so so so Thank you. I've been hoping all for life
Carried myself far from the other side
Till I go, till I go
I don't ever wait for time
It's me against this mountain
Just meet me at the top
No, I don't care how hard it gets
Cause I will never stop
Like roots under the ground
Ain't that here to stay
Ain't ever coming down Not even half stay is so so so so so so. is is Thank you. so is on my own so so Thank you. so so I feel like I hit it up, but I'm... so to push so Thank you. so so so Let's go. Thank you.. so. Thank you. get up you so.. so.. Thank you. so Thank you. so is Thank you. so um so so so We'll be right back. Outro Music is Yo, chat.
What's going on?
Sorry.
I was talking to Smokey.
Thank you guys for tuning into the stream.
Good morning, good afternoon,
good evening, hope everybody's doing okay.
Chad listen to me dudes.
All I did last night
was look up Star Wars reviews.
I haven't actually seen Star Wars since, unless if you count The Mandalorian
I watched like four episodes.
Maybe actually a little more.
Shit's getting crazy
in the Star Wars universe, huh?
I'm about to switch over to a Star Trek fan pretty soon
ah I'm gonna be a Trekkie.
Nah, so I haven't actually seen
Star Wars since the last one I saw was the eighth one
right? The one where Finn is completely...
The Finn and his
partner are completely useless in their entire
run where they
actually make things worse.
You know what I mean? They go out and they get a guy hired by the enemy
instead of getting them themselves, you know what I mean?
But yeah...
Anyways, I haven't seen the final Star Wars episodes.
Dude you know?
I'm almost...
These TV shows got me twisted bro.
They look weird!
They look hella weird.
This um... Acolyte show looks hella weird. This, um... Acolyte show looks hella weird.
I was looking at it- so the reason I was looking at
is because I just started getting on blast
in my YouTube channels right? Or my YouTube.
I just kept seeing, act like this,
act like that, and I was like,
what is this about?
I think that the Star Wars
fan base is probably hypercritical
of their shit, you know what i'm saying but at the
same time dude i saw some of these clips
bro and they look like they're bad
they look bad man yo they're saying like...
Have you seen the chant?
Power of one
power of two
power of many
and your'e like the does that even mean
and they're like doing all these moves right
i'm like this is star wars
what happened where's lindsay What the fuck happened?
Where's the lightsabers? Ondor, I'll be honest with you, the Ahsoka...
I can't stand that character.
I like her in the animations
I don't know if it's the actor the smugness
the cocky look on her face at all times i can't stand that i can't stand it
she looks like she has a smug look on her face in every
single scene i've never even seen the damn show
like my don't stink you know every everyone around me is inferior type of
look am i wrong on that am i seeing that look wrong But yeah, I'm interested in still finishing Mandalorian.
If you guys say Andor's good, hell yeah.
You know what I'm saying? But I don't know about this
uh... I'm not sure about this witch stuff chat.
You know what I mean? I was reading up on it. It doesn't look like
something I would like. I'm probably gonna
finish 6-3 or 9 too.
I think everybody's biggest complaint about the newer movies of Star Wars is that Rey knows how to do everything before she can even learn it.
There's not really a progression phase for her.
I mean, I could look past shit like that, I think.
Maybe the lore.
I know that they messed up... I don't know if they messed it up, but I know that they messed up...
I don't know if they messed it up,
but I know that
they didn't even have a decision
while they were making the movie
on what her origin was
and stuff like that, so...
I would've liked to see Finn
fucking somehow show some somewhere sort of signs
of a midichlorian filled you know start you know can
you you know i don't know some sort of fucking transition into a Jedi or something?
Fucking have a Jedi duo be cool?
Dude, that was what it was back in those days. When you saw the trailer, you saw Finn pick up the fucking lightsaber and you were just like, you know what i mean and then it just wasn't man Dude.
They could have done some cool shit with Finn, man.
I kind of feel like they wasted his acting talent a little bit, you know?
Again, I haven't seen the last movie though so I can't judge on the last one
but from the first like seven and eight.
Ah man.
He's pretty much the best character too, you know?
The actor even said he was pissed about it really?
Oh man that shit sucks bro. And then it is a little weird how they have like a forced connection.
The main protagonists and antagonist,
that's a little weird too because I don't think that has ever happened right?
Or like not that I've seen probably in the books or something.
Alright... Probably in the books or something. Alright.
789er asks,
You remember when people hated 1, 2 and 3?
You guys remember those days?
Those movies look a lot better now.
They're looking a lot damn better. But I think 7, 8...
Maybe 7, 8 and 9 will get to the point where it's looked at
not too heavily either.
Maybe when they start start up some more in the future
you're like yeah 79 maybe they weren't that bad
the power of one. The power of two. Like, wait what do you mean the power of one and the power of two?
What does that even mean?
Doesn't the power of many cover all of that?
Who came up with
That stupid fucking chant
That was kind of the...
Oh, spoilers.
Sorry, bro.
I don't think I'm spoiling anything, bro.
I'll be honest.
Someone doesn't understand mathematics.
I guess at three you're at many?
I thought it was like few or something.
What?
You want to go down?
Want to look around for a little bit?
All right, you gotta come back I'm on the stairs, though. Go upstairs.
Remember when everyone hated Hayden Christensen?
Dude he's actually so beloved now.
Yeah absolutely dude he's actually so beloved now yeah absolutely dude he's actually finally
people uh really started liking it for uh for his uh his bro
his last like dude the final lightsaber fight of episode 3
was fucking badass. Nobody will ever
convince me otherwise. That shit was so dope.
Yeah,
episode 2 was kind of cringey, right?
It made everybody just fucking have a crush on padme
right and it's just cringe-worthy love shit right but episode three was like yeah you know uh kill chops i'll try it i don't know if it'll try today though.
Okay, here's the take.
I tried to get my kids into Star Wars original films,
and they didn't buy in.
When they watched 7, 8, 9,
They loved it.
The films are for a different audience."
Yeah, I feel that.
But you have to understand though
Kids are not going to like old
movies just because they
are old movies.
It's just because it's
older and obviously it's not
going to be as graphically pleasing.
Any of that shit.
There's a big part...
I don't like going back and watching old movies.
You know what I mean?
So, of course it's not going to take.
Did you show them one through three.
I want to know what they would think of that.
That's your next test.
Show them one through three,
because I think those still stand up graphically and all that stuff just fine today obviously they're not the
best but uh they get the job done a lot better than four or five and six you know they were i
mean obi-wan's like swinging his lightsaber like an old man in four five and six we know that right we get it
we get it. It wasn't like getting more lightsaber-like
friendly with the fights until, like,
you know...
I guess 5 and 6. 4 was pretty low tier
when it came to the lightsaber battle.
I'm trying to think of a lightsaber fight in 4
and I know that,
I'm thinking of Luke versus Darth Vader
and 6 is getting there. They're starting to get
some fucking
emotions into their fights.
They're swinging at each other. What people
don't know is that Anakin destroyed
the Death Star. Dude, that's crazy
that we just found that out, right?
I thought it was Luke
the whole time
and then we were wrong.
There must have been
some sort of button
on the ship he hit.
Ahem.
Okay. I'm sorry. Twice he said that in interviews, by the way.
Twice.
So he did...
He said it once.
Nobody stepped him off to the side to let him know that he was wrong and very wrong so he went into
another interview and said it again it's kind of on fucking believable
How do you make a mistake like that and not a single person on your cast on your fucking team
Nobody, not your agent, nobody stepped
you off to the side and was just like, yo man that was Luke
huh man? Nobody?!
Because it's debatable? That's not
debatable. You shut your mouth.
Is that debatable?'s not debatable you shut your mouth is that debatable is that an actual debate in the star wars universe
no okay don't scare me i thought I was wrong for a second.
I was like, what the fuck could have happened, dude?
He hit the self-destruct button before Luke
did his thing with
the ship? Must watch Critical Drinker. I do watch his stuff, yeah.
He's pretty critical of Star Wars so I take it with a grain of salt but uh you know i think it's funny
i also watch um disparu because i i think
i also think he's funny when he fucking shits on TV shows.
I have read...
The only Star Wars book
that I read was the Qui-Gon Jinn
and Obi-Wan
and how Obi-Wan became his apprentice or hit his padawan sorry And that book led me into my favorite book of all time,
Andrew's game.
But that's only because I ran out of time or we had there in my French
or my French class?
My English class freshman year is what I meant to say.
My English teacher made us read 15 minutes
before class every day.
So I got through that Star Wars book like that
and ran out of time. All right, I through that Star Wars book like that, ran out of time. Alright, I finished
the Star Wars book one day with like
10 minutes left and picked up Ender's Game.
Yo, Miss Proud, thank you for the five gift does
brother. Appreciate you sir. Yo, welcome guys
to the squad. Hope you enjoy yourselves. Thank you, Mr. Brother. Good to see you, man.
Acolyte ruins the lore of Star Wars Power of Two.
The balance of the Force
Dark and Light, the Master and Padawan,
Dark Lord and Apprentice, it goes deeper. Yeah, I have
read that. That it was they were um the sith were actually failing
until they eventually like years later used uh somebody's theory of
the power of two or something like that, and then
success started happening more. But
also they were fucking
apprentices killing their master too
Take that shit for what it is if you want to be a
fucking sip or but apparently I don't
know like if that was a Sith adaptation
like the Jedi started using it too
or was that something the Jedi used before this
they started adopting it I'm not really sure on that
because the Sith are the Jedi also do the two-man groups so I wonder if
they started using an after or how did that work?
You guys... some of you guys gotta know that.
I have not seen The Expanse.
I have not.
I thought the best one was that one movie
that has two of them now called Dune
I thought that was the best sci-fi film right now
Sith discovered it
Sith is only two. Jedi... Okay, so Sith is ONLY TWO while Jedi only work in groups of two essentially but they are still many is that what you're saying
like if the sith is too, they don't fuck with other people.
They don't fuck with other sis. Huh... Huh.
That's kind of cool.
Okay, so yeah.
But apparently in this it is the power of many?
I don't know.
So...
That is a cool thing. uh but yeah uh
that is a cool thing that's a cool
concept witches are different gotcha those are witches. They're not like Sith.
Sith is actually a but the two,
the top two dark force users are safe
entitled as a homage of the extinct
Jesus Christ this one goes crazy Race. Okay. Gotcha. Okay.
Huh.
Interesting.
Ugh.
Ugh. I'm not sure. Thoughts on Maze Runner?
I like those movies, they're fun.
Actually just watched one recently.
The first one recently because we needed something to do and the guys hadn't seen it yet so we just threw
it on we had a big debate on whether they even needed to go through the maze or
whether they can get uh over the maze by building ladders and shit.
So, I was on that they would have to still go through it. Everybody else was like
yeah, I don't think so. They'd probably just build some shit
enough time.
My thought process was that they didn't put enough thought into them having to survive,
you know what I mean? And that they thought that they'd just be able to spend all damn day building ladders. They just didn't think enough, Chad. They couldn't You know?
They just didn't think enough, Chad.
They couldn't open that box.
Hiyayi. Zesty thank you for the dono, brother.
Appreciate ya dude. Mucho love.
Darkstar by the way thanks
that fiber man appreciate it
there also is not enough resources to build that many ladders.
Yeah, maybe not I don't know we were like looking they would like move around
we play it
and stop it
and plan stop it
and look around
like their surroundings and they would like they would like
see corners with really thick like vines that were like really dense and thick and they're like there's
no way you can't like get in there and climb that all right and i'm like i keep talking i'm
like i'm on board with this thing is giant you know this thing's tall as
you know what i mean the ladder's gonna start bending like you're not doing that shit, you know?
They had a whole forest bro. Yeah they did have a lot of forests Yeah, Friday. Thank you, thank you for the five giftos. Good to see you. Hope everything's good. Epion I see your goofy ass. You're way too many fucking...you've been here too long
keep hitting that reset. SmoggyDaz thanks for the resub too man appreciate it.
Much love guys. Thank you Friday.
Thank you Appian.
You crazy ass.
I don't know what to say to you.
You've been here too damn long.
You've been here too damn long.
Ah! You've been here too damn long. All right, let's play.
I'm going to get on Discord
so I don't miss Naughty
or something like that
this time around.
Kevin messaged me last night and said he crashed out by accident. Yeah, just a weird thing dude.
Play with landmark and you can show him the ropes. Motherfucker!
He doesn't have Terry
playing with him or Trammy?!
I gotta get him- I gotta get him prio on this server somehow.
Green hell, guys!
Help me out here dude.
Tell me you'll do it and I'll get you esteem.
Oh, you ran with SilentCry last night friday oh no dude he's a lot of fun to play in these games rp god
he's deepening them all scrum okay
all right i'll get on with my mark give me a little bit, though. Where's Hutch? Is Hutch not been playing?
He's not deep in the run, bro. He just died.
No no he said Trey was Poggers
Not Landmark
Not Tony
Yeah he just got off a couple hours ago. Oh did he? Okay.
Logging into gear is nice.
Yeah right!
Hutt set up his server and logged is back inserting from his chair really
needs to get it let's get one of those things yo uh black flag recently
still better than every other Assassin's Creed handstand.
I heard, I heard.
Thank you miss, appreciate it.
Hope you're enjoying it brother,
I'm sure you are.
King Brewer thanks for the remand!
Much love sir, much love.
Welcome back.
He got his server set up oh he was just testing it i was about to say it's not supposed to be set up till this weekend Every time Hux makes his server, everyone stops playing DayZ within a week.
Yeah, it's a temporary server.
It's not something I ever i think that we uh or him even wants to do as
a long-term thing because we just passed her we just passed through we're just passing through We just pass them through.
I'm usually playing on stream, Brian. Very rarely do I play off-stream for my brother and stuff every once in a while but me and my bro haven't played for a little while. um um Okay, my problem right now is food. We have to cook.
All I have are four things.
Big problem with food right now.
Problem solved, potentially.
I'll just get one more of these things and then we're fine. The power of one, the power of two.
Yeah Miles thanks for the prime name. Appreciate it dude. We riding solo.
We riding solo. Yeah, yeah, we riding solo right now.
I'm killing... This is my kill run.
Miraculously,
I couldn't find anybody
on my kill everybody run.
I think when I said, hey,
I'm killing everybody on this run,
the stream snappers were like,
okay, I'm not going to go meet Summit now
because I haven't been like, okay, I'm not going to go meet Summit now.
Because I haven't been seeing people.
I have a little bit here and there but definitely not the same pace that I would normally
you know what I mean?
Do I have any
I do have matches, I remember I have any...
Wait, I do have matches. I remember.
Actually me and Naughty are at the same
spot together i believe right
i think me and nadia are the the same spot. We logged out last night at the same spot.
My guy's sick, my guy is hungry. we don't got a choice
but to cook in the house. My question is should i cook here? This is a shitty
house I guess we just should. Let's just do it.
It's okay to admit you misdropped it, Fred.
Fred is cool!. is it damp you're lying that's a lie that's a fucking lie We have to keep that out then.
Oh, we have this.
I don't hear any weird spark.
But I can do this actually.
We riding solo, we riding solo.
There we go. Not all is lost. I did put it in a pot of water. I didn't even think about that, but I don't think that actually affects it. It's interesting though.
Interesting way to think about it my friend. Actually, we're going to boil that. so okay so What's up, Mr. Fairley?
What's going on?
I'd rather watch a microwave...
Wait, what?
I'd rather microwave my steak than boil it. Okay Chronic Man, I'm not really sure why I decided to read that
Okay...okay
Oh okay because you're talking about the cooking pot boiling? You think so?
You'd rather microwave your steak?
Yeah I wonder what boiled steak tastes like.
It don't sound good.
Kevin logging in too, or you doing solo?
Nah, Kevin doesn't get on till late at night.
Kevin doesn't get on till late at night my friend I want to get out of this house as quick as possible.
We're too geared to be sitting in a house
and getting killed in this dumb way with the guy
with the shotgun or something.. so You're sick, I know.
There's nothing I can really do about it.
We got heat buff.
We're chilling now. Sport for chilling out.
Sport her chilling here. Cook a little bit quicker now.. That's it. Thank you. so Alrighty, gotta eat a little bit. Nice. I've made it through passes before, but not in a while. The egg incident, man.
My game crashed mid-passage last night, dude.
Did it?
Shoot.
That is terrible, bro.
So you're literally going to log back into that server in the middle of passage if you didn't die.
You may have died to zombies.
There were zombies on you
when you died
and you crashed.
I still need a skull nasty.
Everybody I've cut up
on this run doesn't have shit.
We cut up three people in the same spot
and you're saying not a single skull mask?
Should I just go to Obabadago again,
I guess?
Kind of work that way. Yeah.
Let's do that. Maybe we'll want to work this way.
Obabadaga!
We're going to be pretty much murdering everybody with SheChat. Just letting you guys know, it's kind of a bandit run. Not going to be getting interactions really... well maybe. Alright but that's just to hide my real intent.
I'm not allowed people living shit every once in a while though. I let people live and shit. That's what I want to do. Not going to see anyone then, right? so so uh You get kinda hyphy up here.
People will sit on these bushes. Or in the street land.
Yeah, you do need metal knife for skulls.
You need some sort of metal, metal knife from skulls kitchen knife combat knife machete
shut down
bone knife does not work.
I'm dead. I've done it. You're incorrect.
Not on this server you got it. Your little stink bug, you're always farming me for Doros breed in Orland.
Wow.
Barrage comes up!
Silence SMG and a head torch if you want to sell it.
Well, I mean we're almost there, just need to get an espresso right?
I can actually get a bottle of espresso on this thing, but it's only gonna last so long.
Need to get a nice little pistol suppressor.
I need to go into the town and get some meds.
Let me sketch... actually so Yeah, it'll be decent but still not good.
It'll hold like...
I don't know. If I had to guess how many
pistol suppressor shots or
how many pistol shots a bottle spacer can handle?
I don't know, what 15 maybe?
You guys think more before it breaks? At least one. Factual, factual.
Ooh! oh What is over here? I wouldn't be killing wolves with that many chunks.
I should glance into this town real quick first.
Yeah, I think the Pioneer can handle like...
yeah. 4 or 5 of them? The Mosin can handle 2 or 3 of them?
Or 3 or 4 of them?
This is kind of an OP spot.
This is where we should have gone.
What are these guys fighting?
Palms? That one's doing communications all the way from here, right?
Would I? Nah. It's pretty far.
You've gotta be at like a military compound...
Why is my stand not going down? Do I lag out? I'm gonna be at like a military compound.
Why's my stamina going down?
Am I lagged out?
Oh yeah, look. We're not so up- uh oh. yes
up uh oh Uh-oh.
Man, they have to be across.
Right?
They're definitely across. Maybe over there?
Oh, you know where it is?
They're fighting in dam I I think. Maybe... It might be...
I think they are IN DAM!
... I've already gone through a significant way. server just had a huge checkout but it's fine now weird wait so Did I not mute for that burp? You guys hear my burp?
Sorry.
If I did. Disgusting.
Yeah, sorry man.
Chill.
We all do it?
Yeah!
Oh. Oh, patrol pants damaged. Got a couple beers to drink, and we're a little bit more chilling out. I warned you, Summit. Engaging barrage in 3... 2... 1... Wow! Wow!
I'm fucking dead! I'm dead!
I'M DEAD!
I'M DEAD!
Thank you Action Man, you shitbag.
Wow. Wow.
Wow.
Wow. Wow.
Why do you do this to me, actually? Why do you do it?
We riding solo. We' solo.
We ridin' solo.
Okay, so are these guys coming towards me? Or leaving
away from this area.
This area is easier to enter, I noticed.
It's less zombies.
Uh, pants? Damn,
I need a jacket, bros.
There's less zombies, it's a lot easier to get in. so You son of a bitch. No, you didn't.
How dare you?
Brought me a silver though I ain't that mad about it. These guys were not close to my side.
If I can tell by that sound.
Remember, I said I wasn't going to go down here anymore, Chad? If I can tell by that sound.
Remember, I said I wasn't gonna go down here anymore Chet?
Ah, I'm such a dumbass. Hello?
We have a battery. so Oh, it's...
Okay.
Hold on.
We're lagging.
I'm like, why in the fuck is my keyboard not working?
Shit bro.
Might not be worth going down to.
My character's gonna die to some of this shit, I think. so This isn't only one I got on, right? This shit's been happening all day.
Okay... Is it happening to the other server as well? Both servers? Man.
Imagine you wake up,
and decide that you're going to DDoS a daisy surfer?
And then they just leave that shit running
and forget about it.
Well, I'm not sure if that's the right thing And then they just leave that shit running and forget about it.
Human beings are shitty, man.
At the end of the day, it's how it goes.
We don't deserve half the shit we have in life.
Cough, cough, cough.
Cough, cough, cough. Yeah, maybe we'll play with Tony soon. Not true, son. Listen some humans deserve it
before our time
I'm not ignoring him
What do you want me to say to that?
Listen brother You still didn't know the reason. Watch you ignore this too. Listen bro, when you throw enough farts and shit into a fucking donation
it starts to blend so you...
You listen to me
You water down your own message
with those sound effects at the end of it.
I'm just gonna throw that out there.
If you want me to read the fucking message
you gotta stop throwing out the farts.
Play the outro at the end of the stream.
You promised you would someday
and even deny me
on my birthday
with a little stink bug.
I'm sorry, brother.
I'm sorry
but no, it's not happening.
No outros yet. No outros yet.
I do appreciate you. One day in the not near future, brother is what I mean.
Actually man, I appreciate you, brother.
You want me to hear the message?
All i hear is a fart and a fucking...
And a fucking Yoda sound
Hold on, I'm getting stressed.
Happy fucking late birthday, by the way. I told you happy birthday on the same day, didn't I?
I did then.
Sounds like you're not reading anything.
Well, listen bro the reason Brian exists is so that I don't have to look over and read
And I can respon- Can I hear something? Nah no way
Obviously not. And I can respond while playing!
He doesn't just read that shit for fun!.
But yeah, I probably didn't hear that one at all to be honest with you.
Sorry to make you donate extra, brother. I appreciate you man.
Thank you so much for the support. My bad my bad. That was like 40 minutes ago too bro
I really missed that one.
Okay, let's go. so. so so There I put it at the beginning. Yes, you told me happy birthday. Is it because you no longer like Fox Stevenson?
I support always.
Oh. I'm glad I said happy birthday.
Thomas Stevenson's dope. Definitely one of my favorite artists that I listen to.
Yeah, I like this shit a lot, actually.
They gotta be the other way if there's zombies here.
Why are they coming THIS WAY is the question?
You know what I mean? why are they coming this way is the question For some, monkeys never cry. I'm gonna take this and start using this I think I think I'm dropping deagle I'll think of my drop the eagle
simulator in that shot You outie brother
There we go, bring you down here
Little grubbo bring you down here. not the dig not the fucking
dig
I have to let it go brothers
I have to let her go, brothers. I have to let her go.
I'm gonna start using my combat knife for zombies a lot here.
And I am going to take advantage of this guy a lot, the sharking stone.
It's one of the best items in the game. If you guys didn't know that,
It will keep your 1 metal knife sharp for quite some time.
I think I probably used it on too early right there actually.
Let me make sure if gets in the lawn right away.
Uh, I'm only really down here for PvP.
I don't need too much stuff down there, but
I guess I can go for a jacket at the very least.
Sharpening stone is the way.
Sharpening stone is king shit, not air.
... I went the wrong way. I could definitely use another bandage.
I need a repupen though, don't press the band of damage once you're looking at shit.
Filter is much stronger than that one.
That's some shit upgrades can help my sickness now.
It's already out. We cracked up the sickness each other like all my boys always be complaining.
I'm sick give me the pills yeah i'm sick give me the pills
yo homies just keep your food and water in white man and you will go up
you or your sickness will get kicked.
I didn't take one pill for that shit.
Nadi was like fucking sick for fucking eight hours yesterday.
Only that sickness, though. Yeah, the light sickness.
The one where you're just coughing and sneezing and shit. Everything else you're gonna need help. so Light on, light off. Light on, light off. How's DayZ today?
It's going okay.
I haven't died yet, I'm gonna play Namal, she got my first death on this character. so I can't see. There was someone else waiting down there.
Or did I just flip back around and go,
I went the wrong way!
I WENT THE WRONG WAY!!!
That's a stupid... You know what, dude?
I deserve that.
Let's get out of this server
and go play some Moss with Tony.
I turned around in the dark
trying to go
the other direction
And instead, I went the same direction
and went into the room that he was in.
I deserved every second of that stupid shit.
Well, Summit, you're a fucking idiot.
You don't know your own sensitivity, I guess.
I gotta find out what server Tony's in.
If he's at Discord...
Actually, don't know...
There he is, I see him.
AYO! Yo! There he is. I see him. Hey, yo!
Yo!
What's crackin', dude?
You want to type somewhere where the...
What server you're in?
Yeah, message you on Twitter again.
Okay, yeah.
Shit, man. Honestly,
I can't even be mad about that, bro.
It was so fucking stupid.
...
...
... I should have just once I knew he was there,
I should have assumed
he heard me,
saw my light.
I should have just been
more aggressive with it, period, and
just fought, you know? Like what am I doing there?
I'm playing too like... I gotta like drop
this whole play
sneaky
and I'm just gonna change my play style right now.
I'm going to be more aggressive, I think.
And just, like, be more Tarkov-style.
To be honest with you.
I'll play sneaky when it requires it, without a doubt.
But once I hear somebody and i'm not completely silent myself
i have to assume that they heard me too you know what i'm saying like
and just like and move you know time to go you know what i mean
none of this w wussy shit anymore.
I'm sick of it.
No more, no more.
Okay, okay... gotcha.
This motherfucker. Okay, okay. I'm going to hit you back with a message real quick. Roger.
Or is that like a different one I don't know about?
Uh, I might have...
Yeah yeah yeah.
That's what I was saying!
I didn't know if it was when I typed or you typed.
Chad, restart my computer bro
just look at that so we can beat Red
never even seen that
Okay go seen that. I haven't played on this server in like two weeks. so. Yeah, exactly. Let's dude I hate you know what?
Dying fighting all damn day whatever bro
I hate dying playing like a fucking wussy
I hate it broke and then I'm like mad at myself.
Fuck man.
Are you fresh on the server?
More than likely.
I am pretty fresh killed a ghillie suit guy though all right you killed a ghillie suit guy?
Did you take his ghillie?
I'm in Vorkuta. Yeah, I got it on.
I think...
I'm fucked up right now.
I either have Jalaviska spawn or Vorkuta spawn.
I don't want you to know how much. I spawn or Vorkuta spawn, I'll let you know.
I'm in Vorkuta right now, like time by the school.
How are you liking that? You starting to learn the map a little more?
Chad, I'm gonna gel this corner.
Where do I know that from?
What's that near?
Holy shit is it going up though?
Yeah yeah it's coming up come on.
Oh bro that means you have to get somewhere to hunker down then
You're fainting until uh you get one block
Yeah And that can take up to 20 minutes until you get one block. Yeah.
And that can take up to like 20 minutes, so...
Good luck motherfucker! I'll try and get some food
and shit in the meantime.
I'm eating steak right now.
Aw fuck, Fuck you then.
Jal will be that way.
Hello my friend I must kill you.
You owe me bandages from last week?
I'll leave your shoes on. Good luck.
You're lucky.
You found me on a good day.
Do vitamins help with your blood or no?
I, you know unless you your strapped on them and you don't have a lot of them then don't.
But if you do have a lot of them just do it.
I don't know if that actually helps or not but Chan always tells me this.
I got 17 vitamins, fuck it.
I'm out with Flintstone vitamin.
Might as well...
I found an AFK in the field so I beat him up and took his rags. It does not help blood, I'm being told.
Does it help hunger?
Does it maybe reduce hunger time or something like that?
Or increase it?
No. Doesn't do any of that sort
of thing. Okay. So they're literally just for sickness
and everything else is probably just
myths.
You know how the tinfoil hat's on on every game somehow, someway?
My problem is I'm passing out right now and I need a jacket.
Ummm...
I've got frostbite.
You need to get a fire going on. But the thing is how long have you not had a jacket for?
How long has it been like, ya know?
Couple minutes?
Is it white? Is it colored white right now?
No, it's blue.
It's colored blue right now okay so listen the thing about your chest and your legs is they take a lot longer to get frostbite so you'll be okay.
Oh really? Okay.
These are high, these are high. I'm gonna go with the ones that are less payable than I found jeans and some duct tape. Alright, looks like this is looted. And a military sweater too!
Zombies are after me though.
Probably a vest. Okay listen I'm already getting more insulated than you are.
I got some shit.
I got a scarf for ya.
A fulkin' scarf huh?
Try and find me a shirt!
I mean, I can literally bring you my shirt but...
I don't think they're gonna like that.
Imma go to the uh, fire station.
I'll get some shit there probably
I got food and stuff too, so we can just like dip out
Oh shit, we can go straight to Outskirts probably though
Do you have anything to defend ourselves with?
Nope We gotta pickaxe Do you have anything to defend ourselves with? Nope.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
I come here for the insulated gear, my friend.
I mean
you know how.
I'm trying
to find a jacket for my friend and I was just going to check and see if there's any pants upstairs.
Oh shit, they dropped that one.
You just dropped what?
No pants right here.
Oh shit are they black?
Yeah I'm chillin' on pool guys.
I should probably bring him this jacket that's purple and everything.
He just has nothing and he's fucking passing out in the room.
Hell yeah! What is his hoodie? He's fucking passing out in that room.
Hell yeah! What is this, a hoodie?
Ohm, how do I look?
It's my favorite hoodie.
That's so fucking stylish, right?
I'm not flashing anymore.
Okay, okay.
Alright brother. Well, I'm gonna go try to find my buddy.
Thank you for being friendly.
Put the shades on bro. Oh, you got some shades oh man you shouldn't have I appreciate it
hey man Oh seven sir thank you good luck in Vorkuta brother brother. I'll remember what you look like, okay?
He's probably gonna change his fucking outfit, won't he?
Alright, I got you...
Uh, give me gloves!
Nah nah, I'm good on everything besides the uh jacket right now okay
i got you a purple jacket brother you're gonna love it stick um so are
you how like in comparison to the school right next to it, like one of those?
It's not like if you're looking at. If you're looking at the if you're looking at the school from the front, are you like right left just like, right, left?
Just to the right of it.
So if you're going into the school to the right, not when you're leaving it?
Yeah.
Where that thing is out front,
the mound statue thing, yeah, the statue thing yeah.
Yeah gotcha I'm literally right here
It's gonna be in 30 seconds
I don't get shot
I found a friendly dude.
He gave me some blasts.
What a nice guy.
What a fucking nice guy. Fuck that one. Do what?
I was gonna say, I'll go down there to the wooden zombie a little bit more but...
Take the zombie with me. If he gets on. Okay so I know you're in this apartment building. Are you on the left side or the right side of it?
Far side or close side?
Is that you and the first- no, that's a zombie.
I'm in like...it's not the apartments, it's that other type of building.
Okay...
Not apartments then? Okay, I get what you're saying.
Yeah, the one where you kinda crawl and go around like the-
There's only two levels to it? Yeah.
Where am I hearing zombies at?
Oh, I hear those zombies.
Yeah, you might have to trap a couple of zombies real quick before you get to them.
I think you're right on the other side of the building, you know?
I think so too, I think so too.
Yeah, I got a few zombies here, I'm gonna drop them off real quick in the building.
Oh, I see a soda on the corner bro but there's zombies here.
Going for it! The greed!
I got it!
Oh so you're all over there?? Yo-ha bro-ha.
Friendly man, friendly man!
Oh, you got a gun now, I'm cool. You got a zombie on ya.
Okay, so you're in this one then?
Yeah that's you coming?
Yeah.
Hey what's going on there's a dude down here.
That's friendly man!
Oh hello. You need some shit? What you need?
I mean...
Uh, I need a face mask.
You have one?
Alright let's go. How much food are we talking here?
I got beans...
uh... beans, sprite
two unknown foods,
two water bottles that are not safe to drink.
Okay let's go the school and make those safe to drink.
And then maybe hit some rooftops with some quick guns and go down here.
Are these both frozen?
Okay one of these is frozen the other ones not so I'm gonna dump this out.
The frozen one's not, so I'm gonna dump this out. Yeah, we're just...
The frozen one will get thawed out at the thing.
We should be good. Let's go.
Yeah you gotta like fill it then dump it and fill it again right?
Yeah. Like you only have to fill it then dump it then fill it again. Right?
Yeah, like you only have to fill it just a quick second though
It'll thaw out immediately there's some pants down here green jeans pristine
Okay, let's go go so check the um
check the top of this rooftop real quick
i'm just gonna slam up if you want if you want i'll check for guns real fast
and just get a little bit more loot each level.
And then we'll
hit these really fast, basically. We won't take our time off.
Sounds good.
Yeah, I'm still gaining
HP. I got yellow HP. from a pu scope and so that's good news
i see you looting up here by the way um when i watch your stream
uh you're not gonna be able to eyeball everything up on the rooftops
i see that you like try to eyeball some i like to just run over the actual
uh the actual like pipe themselves and tab on one side, then tap on the other side.
Okay.
I go over a tab.
I tab.
I go over.
I tap.
Yeah.
This way.
Like there's no way I miss anything that's near.
I got it.
I got to be here.
One chips. And there's a school bag too. I gotta be here. I want chips,
and there's a school bag too
I'm coming to you
Coming back right now
You have any 7-6x39 bullets on you?
I'm sure that I might.
Okay, check.
No no 9x39...
308...
5.56...
Some black bullet you got.
No, I've 760 It's a black hole up in the ground. Wow, I have 760-54.
Gosh that's Mosin.
Alright, I'm coming downstairs.
Let's go hit another building.
Are you ready?
You want this backpack?
Uh yeah I do.
Can't wear it.
Right in there.
Nice. And then, uh here
some chips if you're hungry right now
Beautiful, yep
You white on food? Oh wait shit! Wait, I have something
Guess what
The ammo. I have a mag with three bolts.
Oh here, check this one.
That'll load one at the time just unload the mag.
All set break action okay. Yep yep Oh, it's that brake action. Okay.
Yep, yep. The Burger King. That's what I call it.
Alright we're cruising now.
We can defend ourselves a little bit.
Just gonna be slow until I get some more HP back?
Yeah, you're all good.
Yo what's going on? What's going on? Oh it's
you right? It's me!
Yeah how ya doing brother?
Wooo! I got him! Did, I didn't. Did that hit you?
Maybe it did. You okay boss?
Man, do you need something brother? What do you need help with?
Yeah, the crowbar sucks by the way man. I'll be honest. That thing is fuckin' horrible.
Ah fuck! That's one of my worst weapons in the game really.
Alright you got it.
Dude, you're dying brother! What's going on? What do you need?
You look like your banged up.
Food? I mean bro we got nothing.
We got nothing on deck right away
we gotta get a fire for it
Oh you've got some clothes. Awesome stuff
Thanks brother. I think I'm chilling actually
I kinda like my military sweater You need one of these sweaters? Instead
of the purple?
Okay
Yeah we should follow this guy around, this motherfucker kicks it
and then we can play the ship
Can you wear that with a ghillie? I think you can right You want us to roll with you brother?
Uh What's the roll with you, brother? I did not. Oh fuck man
Try to find some random food
Maybe in here
I'm not gonna find random food from her like this guy that
And no food near burlap sack though actually. Actually, my... Yeah, burlap.
I like these.
I'm going to take this for a bag maybe.
Maybe a bag.
Hey, you have a rope on your brother?
Yeah, but I just paid my shit.
Oh, really?
Well, how close are you? You still got some time. Oh shit. I got red. No, you don't.
Well how close are you?
You still got some time.
Might find something.
Come on now, I'm pretty close.
Man, you thinking it might just be a reset moment?
Oh bro, you were... OH SHIT! Someone's shooting at us brother!
OH NO!
DROP THE VEST!
I'm going for it.
No!
Hold on, I gotta get this vest.
I don't know where he is yet.
He's in a building somewhere though.
We're not even gonna try to fight this motherfucker.
We're just gonna get the fuck outta here. I just wanna get this guy's vest.
I have a rope by the way.
No way! It's not ruined.
I got it, I got it!
Okay we're good, let's get the fuck out of here.
Oh wait there is no way out. We gotta chill, We should've chilled.
Need that rope? Oh! He's pushing in!
I did it!
Leave me alone! It was just a...it was just a
It's just a vest!
Leave us alone!
He's bleeding.
It's just a fucking vest!
I fucking shot his ass, bro.
Let's leave now while he's shot.
Yeah we're leaving don't shoot us!
I'm waiting for you! Oh fuck okay. You got the fucking gun man, I know!
He's around the corner to the right somewhere
just keep running let's go there's
zombies right there let's just dip the
out zip it up
i said you take my kills
just the best thing you had on him, man. That's all we do!
Let's go, let's get the fuck out of here.
I think we get outta town right? Yeah, yeah, I think we get out of the town, right?
Yeah yeah. I think we leave.
We got two fucking shots and a goddamn dream
We just gotta go to outskirts and hopefully get some more stuff
That was fuckin' funny though, wasn't it?
I'm slow right now.
Yeah yeah, turn around.
Not gonna be too far ahead.
I gotta figure out where we're at so I gotta find a compass.
Ah! got it.
Gotta go south.
Southeast sort of this way?
If I know my shit...
Somewhere this way.
Grrrr!
Grrrr! It's cool.
Maybe hang left a little bit so we don't hitting the zombies, how high above them are you aiming to get a headshot?
They're just in the air above their heads.
Fairly high so that you can guarantee you're gonna hit it.
Cause they-they're pretty temperamental man.
You gotta hit them right in their fuckin' the top of their forehead.
Yeah I'm aiming like at their head and I think I'm hitting them in the chest or something. Keep on truckin'. What's this?
A little compensator. No, combat sites.
Let me see if there is anything on the side of the truck. Oh, thanks brother. Thanks man. I appreciate you Papa Stu.
Yeah with 50 bones? Yeah Papa Stu! Chill man.
Chill. You know you're not supposed to be doing that big-ass donations shit dude
Yeah, thank you brother. I appreciate your brother and fucking talking five gift does your main yet?
Do you lose me?
I don't know the map incredibly well.
So, I'm trying to find outskirts.
I swear it's this way though. Why am I alone? Outskirts?
Outskirts, I believe
is southeast a bit
but mostly just south
of Vorkuta so it's gotta be somewhere
around here
Whoo, sir
Papa see you. Thank you so much. I appreciate it.
Thanks for all the support, my man.
As usual, dude.
Alright, we got a free press out of that.
I mean, that guy was cool, but I'm not gonna let that press rest go untouched.
He was dead anyway.
Yeah, my man was walking at the... as soon as he started walking at the speed of ultimate butt hole
The guys start shooting at him.
No chance.
That guy
tried pushing us too!
Oh yeah, he did. He's aggressive.
I think he saw you no gun and was like alright, I'm going in.
Yeah, he had his.22 pistol ready to fucking tap us.
Flippity plappus.
Nah, I took the stuff out of the vest before i uh took his...
Big brain, sometimes Very small amount of times.
Hopefully we find this place.
I gotta look at the map.
I always have my NMk map pulled up, dude.
Can't really wing it.
So what's-what's the best map in your opinion?
The Namosk. What's the best map in your opinion? The malls.
Yeah?
Yeah, I think...
...the amount of progression on it and how difficult
it is to get there
and stuff like that
is pretty wild.
How long it takes
to progress,
it's all pretty cool.
Deadfall
is kind of similar but it like a very short-term progression in comparison to it.
But still badass. I think Deadfall is a lot of fun too.
Is it a bigger map?
No, it's a bigger map?
No, it's a smaller map. I would...I think.
Oh, Deadfall is smaller.
Yeah.
The whole idea behind Deadfall is instead of just going to the south, there's specifically a passage that you have to pass through. That is gas and pitch black and filled with zombies and requiring a punch card to get through the final door.
And then you come out on the other side of this passage
that you're not allowed to normally get through
and it's like you complete that side of the map too.
It's kind of cool because it's a bunch of
places that people can't get to
normal humans at DayZ
like early level humans normally without help
at least
Ugh! Ugh. We take a lot of trial and error without help gathering information over time.
I'm in by the way, laying on you.
I am in a queue right now.
How long?
38?
I thought you had Riley here,
that's why you're playing.
No, I don't!
Last time I did... well it's dropping a lot now but...
Alright let me know.
I thought um, now it's 33.
I thought you just like fucking spam enter and it'll get back in?
That's pretty bad yeah That's generally what happens.
You think that didn't work?
No. Hello?
That's what I did last time
with the last reset and put me
in right away.
Oh man, I need this fire but I don't want to intrude you know just some You said Pryo everywhere?
Uh, shh.
I don't know maybe?
Every fucking server.
It's at 25 now so so it's going down.
I've been playing DayZ for a little while.
I'm lucky to slide prior here though.
But uh...yeah.
That's why Hutch always comes out with his server because it's tough to get prio for all your buddies and shit in DayZ.
People got their own shit to worry about. They don't have to be worried about you or your friends.
So, Hutch will come out with a server every once in awhile he plays DayZ and just gives all his boys props
Which this time around is gonna be Namaz
He's done it before I think he's done that tomorrow he's doing it tomorrow
either that just well i heard just the weekend so maybe that's
oh unknown can of food?
Oh shit! Yeah this dude was in here
He's probably trying to log back in
and he had an unknown can of food on fire
Obviously I'm not gonna kill him when he logs in
because that's flipped up but I've tried to befriend him, but...
...I am stealing his canned food.
Ain't gonna notice.
So like, food and all that loot
and everything stays?
Yeah. Really? What if you kill someone? Will their body go away?
Their body won't stay, but if you drop the loot off their body it will.
Oh, okay.
It'll clear up zombies and respawn zombies though.
I believe it respawned zombies but I'm not a fan of that
so I don't know how that works
I would assume the zombies come back to life
Alright well let's find a different server to play in. What are you doing right now?
I'm out.
Oh, you want to wait it out?
It should be fine, think right yeah i mean
i'm not really sure i know that on deadfall the big thing that 11 is like an hour but i'll think it is
you're gonna be the new ghost of them
all squids that mean you'd be a cheater.
Ended up being a cheater. what the so Hmm.
Is this all outskirts is? This is pretty fucking weak, to be honest with you.
Maybe I'm just not on the right spot.
It is. uh uh uh Another burlap.
I need rope!
Oh, I came from there! This is a little area down here. Okay so there's more
That may have just been a little fucking side area downstairs
And this is the main jammer
I don't actually know
No steak knife, though?
I just got to pick up the...
Thank you.
Steak knife.
Let's see what's in this place. I guess I'll do that? Yeah. Oh, this guy's down here shooting.
I don't know if I'm allowed in here or not.
... Oh, hmm. Yeah what's that right now? Sorry.
It said 10.
Okay, I mean yeah if you wanna switch let's do it.
Um...I only have Pryo on that one other server.
The one we were playing with Trey?
Yeah.
Eh, I'm gonna go with that.
Yeah?
Yeah man, go ahead.
Alright, bugger.
Uh okay...
Hold on, chat.
I think it's this one. Think I'm dead as slept, but wait am I geared on this one?
Did I end up dying on this character?
... so Oh
MF is up for testing
I'm on iPhone. I like the iPhone woman. I like that shit. Summit, find that Bohemia
and the Pryo
Oh! I don't think so
I don't think I have Pryo on this server actually
that we're going into.
Oh, Rob and Anna dropping the fucking tier 3
still after all of this time
for 10 years. Yeah, you got the new sub badge now right
god damn thank you so much appreciate it robin long ass time
i don't know if i'm geared or not this This might be the server that killed Trane and i'm still
geared.
I'm not geared.
I think i have some like basic, basic stuff.
Yeah, im'm stupid rude.
Oh yeah?
Yeah, I'm stupid rude. so so over to go I don't have to do that. think i have a compass oh life's about to be tough for me brother
and i don't have food oh man life's about to be real tough for me
oh fuck i'm actually in trouble um i got a fish oven
i'm no longer in trouble I'll just ask if you guys can chat. I got... Got some tings.
No pot either, dude?
Oh my goodness gracious, great balls of fire.
There's people fighting close by, chat.
Where am I?
I have no idea where I'm at.
You have gear?
Okay, I am south
of Wakuda. I've got like...
Yeah, I actually have some shit.
I mean not guns but I have the
knack armor with the
tactical helmet.
You know that like, Lambrage
with a big tower on it?
Yeah?
I'm right at that.
Okay. that okay Yeah, I'm by the refugee camp, I believe.
Are you like far south?
Probably yeah, i think so
i don't know how far she's just right so just
go further down there a dollar. Why so many, bro? I don't fucking know. Server stuff? Server server stuff
Yeah, the Sun should be south right now, by the way.
Okay that's good to know I guess.
Guess I'll just be heading north!
I guess so...
But it shouldn't take too long, right? This map isn't really... I might be around like research
and shit or something. I don't know.
God it seems like a really far-
Oh dude, I think
I'm at Terra Bridge
South Terra Bridge I dunno if you know where that is. south mekora bridge next out here where is that oh south south see that way
i might just hug this and go north uh that coast
okay hug this and go north south that coast
we heard shots down here channel tabloid I need a red dot on this weapon Lara bro. so Thank you. so so so so so so Got a little bit of scuffle right now. I'm gonna get you a fire, but I don't want to do it here. Oh, I'm dead. See?
I'm knocked out but I'm dead.
You probably weren't that far.
There's two of them.'m dead heard two of them i think so so. Zombie outside the big building. so. Oh fuck, it's that serious now?
God damnit we gotta go. We don't have time to fight. I think that's on the plate.
I don't even know what to do around there anyways. so so I only see the one zombie in there. hey Oh boy.
Where's this BKL 16. What the fuck is BKL16? This doesn't seem like the side of a beach, dude.
This looks like A2 to me.
I'm not where I think I am,
I don't think.
Is this A2?
Okay. We got ourselves a fucking problem then. I don't even make food, and I'm in a dangerous area!
I think I head east.
Go towards V vkl 16. Get a little bit more off the grid.
You're all the way south right now?
I'm at Athena 2, A2. I'm heading east to BKL 16, so pretty south.
Yeah, you just get a start and then I'll make my way to you once I get myself in better shape
And then uh...I'll give you one of these guns make my way to you once I get myself in better shape and then
uh, I'll just give you one of these guns.
Don't tell me that's a bear. so What do I do this chat? in here maybe industry right here i think so It's not going to be the we have to do there.
I might not have a lighter. so Wait, am I gonna be able to hit this while it's in there? Yeesh. I don't know.
Oh yeah, okay nice! Here's what it is. We just gotta cook this
old fashioned way.
We're in a tough spot right now.
We have a lot of food but we don't have a of food, but we don't have a place to cook.
I don't have a setup to cook.
I'll go down to yellow here. This is terrible.
This is terrible.. Um, where's the...
Well that pants are fine.
. I don't think we'll have to get more sticks in the fireplace after this one.
There's no way.
That can't be on me.
That's gotta be on someone else. I have to crouch away after.
I think it is on someone else. so so so so Alright, get our food back up a little bit. Just a dangerous area to do this at, I don't like it.
It's only gonna bring us probably up to yellow. on so Dude! What'd I do? What'd I do? Sweet. Is that what you're talking about? All right, let's get going. so I gotta head east actually.
Where's my compass?
I gotta go over this to get to BK.
See if we can find a building there to take any of this. It should be like that way. Lawrence has some good picking spots. Just hope nothing's falling down.
Should've had a pot by now, you know what I mean? On this character.
Think I was lazy and just didn't pick one up or some shit. so It's lightly monitored.
Alright, that's what we're talking about right there.
Should I go down there though or should I just...I think I'll just continue man.
If you can fire down there it would be dangerous as well too. It's not really too many stops on the way though, to be honest, man. Oh. Ouch. I think it'd be better in the forest.
Sorry, Snakey!
Sorry bro.
I didn't see it get posted
in the chat. I'll get you today, though.
I'll get you
today. That's what I'm gonna do.
Welcome back.
The server itself is modded, but you have to have the mods as well.
But you just have a certain launcher that will handle it all for you very easily. This is the same map people get spacesuits on yet. so I'm sure I can extend that.
Nope, just're still coming.
Haha, sure yeah, we can but uh... so so I don't know. It's annoying, everyone just get to a house.
How far up this bitch do I gotta go?
Probably to Factory.
Or Uranium, I don't wanna go to Uranium.
Probably to Factory.
Sad fact. attacking I gotta pull up on my left monitor, Sanky. Oh yeah, Trey's also fresh. I am using his LAR right now as we speak.
Yeah, Trace.
Alright, I'm running north from BKL-16
on the... like along the beach should be getting to you eventually
Yeah, I'm heating up right now and then...
I'm just south of the refugee camp.
Like in between Golkuta and Jelopski.
Gotcha. And I ain't got much. so That? No.
Let's keep truckin'. I'm done being yellow for a little bit.
Probably gonna be red soon though. This road should essentially get all the way to the sub-fac.
I wanna just cook in a house, I don't want to cook at a time in the fucking forest until I get it set up it is
Yeah, we're pretty juiced. I had to kill a teammate for this but...
I kinda missed the the valve to be honest Yeah, last time we played I killed Trey. so so Still in the yellow. representation of big head nation taxation
i'm seeing power lines. Check out this song slash video I made about Daisy Ling.
Uh huh... Alright uh all right i'll take a look
yeah what's going on? What's going on?
It's Operation Get Tony to Lantia Day 3 of learning the game
I refuse to believe we will be alive that long.
I-I will kill you guys before we get to Landmark Day.
I would believe you!
I would believe you...
I killed Trey that day, Landmark.
He had a gun... took his guns and shit.
We were about as geared as you could be without a space suit.
Yeah.
About as geared as you can be.
But you know what? I'll say it.
At least I know
you shoot fucking straight. That was crazy
I just had instant
And the bow sucks, I think
So that's crazy. Yeah, that's my beat up
Your boy just called guy front and I was like alright dude. I would it's his fucking fault
He's a guy broke up run like I would have shot me too
Shop me too. I would have shot you too. I'm trying to make my way back to you guys right now.
Yeah, I'm going to be a freshie...
Yeah, I knew I that fresh and fresh.
Unfortunately now we got two vins.
Now we're chillin bro.
Where are you Trey?
I'm in queue still.
I just got back from Lanthiel and other server.
No, we're on the other one.
First one. The Nagpryl one. Yeah, yeah, I know.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What do you end up rocking? Probably like LAR SVD or what. Yeah, LAR SVD.
Dude have you used the DMR much at all?
I haven't come across it I don't think.
Oh its A3, I dunno't know if you like kill splatter
with one at all. Dude, I fucking didn't
start using that shit until yesterday
It's crazy!
Isn't this just the same as a DMR?
Well the better the SDG
because it's like
when you shoot
somebody with a DMR
they do that
like
you know when
you heavy hit
somebody with an axe
and they stagger back
every time
you shoot them.
Oh,
interesting. It has crazy shock damage i
guess or whatever it is it's crazy
i'm just gonna airfield fire this dude fuck it
might get bombarded by people or something but we should be okay
I think
oh yeah you're I can get you a can for your...
A what? Oh, silencer.
Wait, wait, what do you mean? What?
Well no, a can is a bad thing to say because it's fucking there's actual bottle suppressors in this game so...
A real one, a good one.
Basically people call suppressors cans. IRL.
Oh really? Okay.
Yeah it's like slang I guess.
Gotcha gotcha gotcha.
Totally fucking losers.
Nah, but real talk to close that one out and put it behind us you did me a fucking favor. 17 hours in I heard man, you're a maniac.
Well dude this game, I don't know if you get the same way, but like this game sometimes. I can't stop myself
Yeah, well I mean people will stop me usually yeah
I will eventually get shit on Like I'll need somebody to step in and intervene.
I will eventually get shit on, every time.
That's the way it goes.
Yeah, I'm not gotten to the point where I've gotten like Sour Sweet And fuckin' like how those guys that I do with full runs
no deaths just killing multiple people and that's it's hard bro
I mean dude we kind of did yeah a little bit.
Those guys all had black plates.
That's true we did not look good without the suit.
You're right you're good. Yeah, you're right, you're right.
Now get this though I was playing with Mike on that other server we just went to Lampion
right?
There was a cheater like stream sniping us.
Mike breaks his leg, gets knocked out
the cheater stole his helmet while he was knocked out from his spacesuit and ran away with it
all gone. Wait... like as in he had a gun?
Well no- well he didn't die or anything,
he just couldn't go to Lantia with me
because he didn't have a helmet
and got him make
a whole new suit for Helm's.
No,
he took the suit helmet
and left.
Yes,
yes.
Oh bro,
he stole like hours of his time even by not killing him.
He's not-not ours, bro.
He stole a week of our time.
Oh my lord.
I spent five days trying to find the blue filament right? Couldn find it never had struggled like that in my life come to find out
This guy was stream site cheating up grabbing the blue film. It's ahead of you
No way yes, and then filaments ahead of you. Oh, no way!
Yes. And then I finally
find a blue filament in somebody's buried
stash, right?
Not ten minutes later, he
fucking legs me with a BK-18,
knocks me out, pies me up, takes
the blue Philadelphia bike, throws it away and kills
me. No way!
Yes, and got banned. So we got banned
for that because it's like obviously he fucking
screams I'm cheating and then he got a
new account came back and started
selling us again like what a fucking
job can you imagine?
Someone has to really hate you or enjoy drawing it.
But at least that is the thing about like DayZ and games like this is they're...
Rip Bozo. He's just gone. You know? Like instant.
Yeah yeah yeah. The community servers will crack him.
Dude fuckin'... I think every game should have that kind of shit.
I don't have any fucking keys bro...
Rollin' with the homies!
I'm stealing too bruh
I'm gonna in cube bro, and I'm cooking on a one-fucking-and-a-tribe set. How many do you need? How many summit to go up
to Vorkuta and just start killing people at the Lars
so they rage quit?
What should you do, Tony? How were your runs
yesterday solo or whenever you're solo?
Were you, like, learning shit?
It's kind of best to do it like that.
Some people have sad lives, Chad.
I don't know what to say about that, bro.
He's probably laughing at me.
That's not true. That's right. He's probably laughing his fucking ass off too. Yeah, but you're running the mission with him.
I don't know about that.
So use your thing, and fucking...
I wouldn't start running south,
but just like gear up.
Bro, I gotta pick all this in one slaughter, dude. Yeah but just like gear up
do your thing and then I'll just- don't even wait for me to help you out
I'm gonna go loud here
No he's close to you
Y'all can just link up and show it.
My fucking Jager pants are ruined, man.
These are yours.
That's crazy!
Fucking killing all my shit.
It was like I couldn't just
not take the law, dude. No, you had
to leave me in the bed. But it's funny, I watched
it back and you're like, dude, we're gonna get him
his shit back. I was in bed when you were
saying that. I was about to say, there's no way...
And then when I looked at your loot
I basically came to the realization that it was never gonna fucking happen so
Oh hell no. You can't take people
you can take guns maybe but
Yeah, you can't really do that in this game very well
efficiently. Not when your all geared to shit
Well dude have you had a suit?
Have you had a suit before?
Yeah like you can't even
especially with the suits you cant can't carry ANYTHING.
You can't carry shit, yeah so you better pick your guns properly, eh?
You can only carry one gun, you gotta double-carry it's ridiculous.
Yeah, the suit is not my favorite but it's badass at the same time. I get it
I don't know if I might just go black late over that. need this That guy met the LR.
Listen, you don't want this smoke coming just leave.
See what happened to your boy. You don't want this.
But yeah, Tony it's like not even...
It's fucking ridiculous bro. uh Have you seen a Blaze yet, Tony?
No.
What's that?
Okay, so the Blaze
You can have it on singular double with an over under 308
double barrel rifle um okay so it does like the most damage of like any gun in
the game you can put a little double shot, it's two 308
rounds, like it doesn't fuck up the damage, right?
Um, that shit if you get
shot in the head with it when you have a spacesuit
on typically they'll just like knock you out
but he doesn't even kill you.
But like anybody else...
Oh, so your space suit is OP?
It's very strong, right?
But it's like
you can't repair it
You fucking... like you can't repair it you fucking care you can carry 30 of 35 slots bro or wet or anything like that night vision has night vision built in, it's very sick
but its also
days of grinding to get one done
That's for the filaments and shit?
I'm burning a single stake, I don't know.
A kilomer- what?
Like I said it took me five days to get my filaments the time but it's because I had a fucking guy trolling me.
WHAT?!
Listen, I'm cheating and I don't want to talk about it okay?
I'm finally coming clean on it.
I'm finally admitting it i apologize
you all day him i guess i'm not even sure were you shooting through the door because he definitely did no i wasn't shooting to the door? Cause you definitely did it.
No, I wasn't shooting through the door, I was shooting through a fucking straight up pillar basically bro.
Oh yeah, yeah.
It's like with The Matrix in here or what?
With 308 right?
Yeah, with 308.
Hold that
shit down.
Yo,
cut him up
and give
Tony his
shit.
This guy's
got great
stuff by the
way.
This guy's
got great
stuff.
I watched
a video
on this bro, real shit I watched a vid- you should cut out and give that shit to Tony. Yeah, man.
I watched the fucking video on this bro, real shit...
The AP ammo in the VAL does way more damage through things than anything else.
Oh really? So like it does better
against people that are armored than
people who aren't? No so it does the same
damage to people but
if you shoot through a wall it does more damage
than any other bullet that's on the wall.
Okay.
All the APs I'm saying are on our faster walls?
Yeah, like a lot of wood shit.
Oh dude, I shit on these guys
Holy this gun's insane
Dude I peeked the door on that first guy
and just slammed him so hard
I was just like bro you need to leave
You're not gonna push this gun You're not going to push this gun like what the fuck you're not gonna push a larder and a little
through door like that man that's insane
nah hell no bro up close i wouldn't really rather have
almost anything else in that bar.
Alright, I'll be there soon.
Do you have a bunch of food if I just run straight to you without doing anything or what?
I think so, yeah.
I'm literally running after you.
I've got two sets of gear here and I'm scared to open the door to be honest.
Do we have enough food for both of us?
Yeah, I think so. I think so.
For an airfield?
Yeah.
So you're probably pretty familiar with
like the top half
of the map now
Tony though.
Pretty much yeah I've been like down by airfield.
I went to the mines earlier.
Oh uranium mine? Yeah dude. That place can get crazy though.
Yeah you can get crazy though. Yeah, you can get crazy fights in here.
That middle building is crazy.
Guess I'll get my food way up here.
Can you like, uh... repair the compass? Yeah, Jay.
Nah.
I don't even know why they have fucked up
compasses in this game it doesn't make sense.
It's actually stupid.
I don't know why half the shit
fucked up in this game,
to be honest with you.
I don't know why
you get shot one time
and your shirt's ruined.
That kind of pisses me off.
Bro,
the zombies pissed me off,
bro,
on how much they
fucked my shirts up.
They gotta fix them.
No,
they upped it and they have gotta fix them. No, they upped it in the...
They have to fix them, bro.
It's so...
They're dumb, bro.
You'd just be throwing clothes away
and throwing utility
or throwing all this stuff away
just because a zombie
hits you a couple times
like that.
Pissing me off, man.
Running, oh. Pissing me off, man. Running Man put out a whole tweet
ranting about it. Really?
It was the last thing I needed to know.
He never does anything like that, which is why
I was like, oh shit.
... anything like that, which is why I was like, oh, shit. But the last thing we need
is more community drama
in a game.
Yeah, I'm dropping all the other drama.
Completely dropping it. Just gonna be cool with the rules.
No more drama.
Check what food they got?
No, sir!
You should- you should probably-
do you have a lockpick?
You should probably lock it
and chop his ass up though.
I did.
I did lock it.
There's a guy outside the door though
so maybe I'll just leave that guy there.
Oh good.
Just leave him then.
Dude, I'm gonna be there fucking so fast.
Technically there's two sets of loot here.
Where are you at Trey?
Um in between Jalo and like the refugee camp.
Okay.
How about you?
Do you know?
Uh... I'm not sure. I don't think I've seen any. Okay. How about you? Do you know?
Um...
I was by Lumbjanks,
so I'm like down
by
I don't even know, I'm running over to that land bridge thing.
Like the dam?
I think so...
Nah, it's canes.
No no no!
I'm like going by by the other...the land bridge thing.
I'm gonna teach you a fucking cheat code.
Um, look right...
What do I need? I need three lakes and seven sticks.
The next time the water gets Like it's not that far to get across it
Right, just gonna solve the whole thing
What you want to do is fucking like when he got some looks but when it looks like it's your closest right?
Take your fucking shoes off
Put them in your hands and run across
You won't even get wet
Like right here in front of you
Yeah that's the spot. That's the spot right in front of you you put your shoes
in your hands and take a scratch out put your shoes in your hands and run across
you won't even get wet
he has meds on him, does he?
I'll make a face wrapping before I go for a fight.
Oh, I can't. I can't die.
Is that the Alan probably?
Okay. That's you! Is that you shooting?
I heard that though, no that was more towards you
I think. Oh what oh what those ones are yeah
I'm gonna be with here in a minute yes over could it no no Tony's almost
there and not very close to him I'm very close. Yeah, I'm actually very close as well.
So you shouldn't be wet- then you put your shoes back on.
What the fuck? That's what he said.
Then you shouldn't be wet, yeah.
Oh right, is that the uh...
...what's it called? The fucking torch?
No no there is a spot you can run across the water and get wet there instead of playing with zombies on the bridge
Ahhhh on the bridge.
So I'm gonna hope you got food because I've got red hunger.
I got food, but it's not
going to get us out of
the park. We're still a fucking situation where we gotta go
get more eventually, yeah?
Right now for you guys I got one two three four five six
I got six steaks or some shit.
You better save me some because I'm gonna
Yeah, I'm not eating this.
I might fucking eat that guy you killed
wait the guy outside actually might have uh food i wouldn't go out there bro let. Let me die for you or something. Yeah, I'm not gonna do it.
Those two have night vision goggles and a fucking headlamp on his shit dude. What?
You're lying! What?!
Damn, get fucked dude. I guess when I was telling him you don't want this smoke
I guess he that was not gonna work against these dudes
They wanted all the smoke. You might have killed the guys that killed me earlier
Because it was- What guns do they have?
I'm not gonna take his pants.
I'll let him have his pants, I think.
Yesterday or something?
I should actually. I...
Let me look, no I don't know if I had my vision
Did I? I think I should have
You definitely had nods bro
Maybe I just had maybe But you swapped helmets with them
on accident.
I don't know.
You definitely did because
that guy did not have night vision and air fuel.
My B, my B, dude. Sure, man. Where are you at? I'm about to have night vision air fuel. My B, my B dude.
Where you at? I'm pulling up.
I'm inside the actual building.
Oh, you're talking to him.
No no, him. He's talking to you.
You're talking to me? Yeah, I'm in the main chamber.
Do you see smoke?
Do you have fire still?
Well no, the fires done.
We are gonna need it.
Well I just wanted to make sure he can fucking get eyes on them
in front.
That's a big guess there. I Guess like that thing up for me because I'm gonna be dying
Yeah, we're perfect if you bring that. We're gonna- as soon as you get here, we're gonna bring this dude's stuff in.
Like I'm gonna have you do it probably and just back you up.
There's the dudes' stuff outside's some dude stuff outside the floor,
outside of the...
Are you in here with a pen?
No bro, do you want me to open the door?
Let me talk. Yo! I'm over here man!
Hello? Wait, I don't know if you went to the airfield...
I'm at the airfield, no.
Okay there's a green house
like north of you
towards where you came from
go out of that building and go towards the way you came.
Like Grandma's house.
There is a green... wait, green? Go where? You should just look up
the airfield and see a green civilian house.
Like, you know those House in Lovejanks that you do the fires in probably?
True story.
Yeah... probably. Good story.
Yeah, there's hella zombies here.
Is it that?
That's the one? That thing, okay.
Fuck I'm down bad.
Oh yeah kill some zombies. I'm down the ass. so This guy outside is less geared. He's only got shotgun and shit, but he's got like pants
and stuff. He's got a full fucking setup that we can use.
So yeah.
Literally I think those are the guys that that we can use. So, yeah. Right.
Literally,
I think those are the guys that I was fighting before
when I died.
Really?
I think so.
It very well could be.
Need help?
Can you not hear me?
Oh, I'm dead to zombies for sure.
Start grabbing that shit and bringing it in front of us. I won't touch the zombies for sure.
Start grabbing that shit and bringing it in one at a time, just put it in your hands.
Put a piece of my hand to bring it in, don't do them like that.
Tony!
A piece of my hand is bringing it in okay? Yeah, piece of my hands bring it in okay yeah peace and hands bring it in you get shot
here I'm sorry this kind of plate I
didn't even touch it oh definitely
head-tap dudes I had definitely no cuz that was my plate and I didn't even touch it? Oh! Definitely. I head tapped him.
No, cause that was my plate bro.
Oh yeah? That was mine dude
these are the fucking guys
Well get fucked. Get fucked
That guy, I don't know how I killed him and didn't ruin a single piece of his fucking stuff but holy...
that is nice.
I had a great spawn, I will be there probably faster than I would have been last time. I don't want my gun on.
He's dead.
He's either dead or severely knocked out, but either way we ain't worried about him. He didn't even have a gun.
That could've been Terry.
Get those pants, brother!
I'm gonna drop some food by the fireplace. It's pants.
You got that shit?
Just fucking burying it all in, baby!
Maybe his balaclava or not as balaclava as I think.
Stakes on the ground over here. I left this bag or something.
I need food.
Food right here.
Here you go. bag or something i need food food right here
this ak's right here and he's got a fire too is that a knack plate
yeah it was mine. I had one
These guys fucking...
I thought I was watching your stream
I was watching Summon's stream
and I said how the fuck does noone get a knack plate
Wait this says knack on it what what hold up oh no that's my sister just oh you got the naturalistic vest yeah yeah. That's like a blue one right?
I think that's just
a reskin but I could be wrong.
I think it's just like a Press vest.
Still good armor.
Did you get the food here or did just let us in, and go ahead. Oh I didn't know it was taking all that shit
I mean there's just cooked food. No gotta take a burn on it
Get that wolf steak that's um
that's that's uh dried because that's another hunger extra And then take this.
Oh, I got sticks on up here... I'm by the land bridge right now
I don't know if I have a lot of 308s
Taking the SVD?
I don't know which gun I'm taking
Dude, I should probably get a fire going for Tony if you haven't by the way.
One there... I dropped you a bunch of stuff by the way.
Yeah, I'm sorting out the...
I don't know what. Oh my god.
What's that?
That's not a lot of shit.
Yeah, really?
That's a fucking crazy weapon bro. I think that was the best
weapon you've ever had so far. By far
yes. It's honestly there's
only few weapons in the game that are better
Yeah Alright now let's weapons in the game that are better. Yeah...
Alright, now let's start this fire
Yeah you got some sticks
I dropped it
I'm gonna need a bar for Jesus paper. Sonya don't eat the burnt food!
Uh yeah, he said the wolf steak and I saw a wolf steak so I ate it there were two wolf steaks these things happen
uh you ain't one of those yeah i hate one of them it says burned and
big ass looking at wolf steak man that's all i saw
oh man we'll start about the stakes
okay and i'm green is there a face wrapping or something?
That guy had a balaclava, the one you brought in.
There's a balaclava in your pile.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, there it is.
You're set. I'm gonna take these guys pants actually since you don't need them.
I was saving this for you but I don't think you need them anymore.
I'm taking your pants Trey. Sorry. Take em! I'm taking your pants, Trey. Sorry. Take them!
Taking your fucking pants.
Just throw me whatever.
Is there an extra plate there? Should I try to kill this plate zombie?
There is a plate. Go check and see if that one's badly damaged on that guy in the closet real quick.
Or, I'll just go with real quick.
I know he had a plate, it's damaged here and there, have any poxy? Oh, I'm fucking... You haven't got a plate, it's damaged. You're in there having epoxy. Oh I'm fucking...
You have a plate and a tactical helmet.
You're in there really.
Oh yeah!
We've got to be geared.
We got KAM for you which is no mag.
Holy okay well that'll do... That'll do!
That will do.
Yeah we should have straight up a whole setup for you
like a decent one at least.
I'm chilling.
Let me get that pink Behringer.
The fucking silence 1911.
This is engrossing. Is it engraved or no? I think the engraving is swag.
There's an engrave 1911 in like a normal one.
No, definitely not an engraver.
You sick Tony?
Nope.
They're the same it just looks like
We're good I want to cut up this blouse though am i standing on my feet in real life right now
what the does that mean i'm five eight i'll have you know okay wait i want to wear it
caught that up Cut that out.
Use alcohol on your mask?
Can you do that? Use alcohol on your mask
There's no way right
Maybe use it on the other
Cake I'm just infect your man Oh Wait, where the fuck did this AK come from? Disinfect your mask.
Oh, brown's about to shoot you through the door with wall-hacks!
I'm gonna be honest with you,
it broke. You gotta break it open.
They're lying.
Nope. Ow! God damn. Did I hit you?
How did that just happen? Did I hit you?
Yeah, yeah, alright, I'm gonna let
you guys do it, alright? Okay, yeah, let us
do it. You hit me with your fist sorry
I didn't know I could hit you too
I didn't know that either
Yeah, I'm not even at the door bro
Okay come in
Are you good or are you fucked after you fucked? Oh, I'm chillin'.
Here's some steaks.
Let's use the shoddy and
I'll chamber the egg tank.
This guy has a vega right here.
He got what?
A Vyga, Vega with the clip in the back.
Oh shit.
There are some pistols and shit too.
Alright do we have any buckshot- where is that AK at?
No buck shot on me. Oh I have a fucking box of it!
You're lying.
Not lying bro.
There are some slugs with it. Boxes, slug boxes...
...boxes of fucking butt.
Did you use this gun recently?
Dude, I swear I always find it on
deadfall.
I see it and never pick it up.
It's so bad.
Yeah, I imagine it has to be better than
double barrels or something like that.
Oh for sure, for sure, for sure.
But you ain't gonna be doing much of it.
Nah I mean you can leg people. There's leg but
it's real by the way. You see this fuckin' AK
over here? Yeah I'm gonna pick it up in a sec.
Oh my lockpick is next to my duct tape
I've been told. Ah! I found it.
Guys...
Should I unlock it?
I got them.
It's ruined now, bro.
Who the fuck... you put a fire in here or something?
You're crazy! What, what?
What do I mean?
We were just crazy.
I mean, the reason I do it is so people show up and kill them.
Yeah, I mean it worked, you know what?
Good shit.
It fucking works right?
We're geared now!
Oh really?
I hate being in the forest at the fire
cause your dead if someone sees you but if someone sees my fire here
At least I can still fight them
These guys threw a grenade in first to start
it off so... Alright dude you know what saved you?
Is they fucking can't. They changed
it there's this is like the windows
are solid now. No way!
You can't aid it.
Oh good because fuck this place with a cannon.
Fantastic.
Oh that's good.
They did a fu- they did a good update in this game?
No way!
Fuck you motherfucker.
Who it is...
Fuck you Max motherfucker. What?
Yo, fuck you guys!
I would take all... Well, both of you short sons of bitches.
Not Tony, but you two motherfuckers
185.
You could never get down to 185.
Man, shut the fuck up!
I can do whatever I want!
Okay, so we're both 185 and you're like
380?
What the fuck?
Is that worth talking about?
Yo what the f- I am not that fat!
380 bro? Jesus!
Will it be fair
share what well it'd be fairly we're both 185 he doubles that.
Trey's talking about a two versus one strongman style.
May I whoop y'all right now?
Nah, we could do a tag team so one way
I will beat y'all
Yeah
Hey, what? I wanted to ask you. So tomorrow because there's gonna be so many people here.
Do you have the nods?
So many people what?
Do you think putting...
The light on your helmet cause you got the nods.
Well you've got nods!
Did you take that silence pistola?
I did take some pills too bro.
Oh, your own stuff.
No, I didn't take nothing bro.
It's just in this...
You know what
I'll use it for zombies then. There's 20 bullets right here.
Alright so what's up with tomorrow? So many people...yap yap yap
Man! I don't even know what the fuck I was gonna say.
It don't matter. It wasn't important.
Fuckin'...never is It don't matter. It wasn't important Never is
Dude I'd fuck you up
God, I'd beat your ass
What are you doing? There's a Mark 2 mag somewhere.
Yeah, there is. Where?
I think it's near...
Oh my god wait what the fuck
Actually dude you can use a repair kit on that if you want to
You should probably take this like 5'5", 6".
Maybe it's any... If you could hold it?
Yeah, I got howler room.
Definitely grab that.
Is just the bag in the gun? There's a- oh shit dude.
I didn't see all of this stuff here.
Hey is this really scope fucked up or am i crazy?
Wait there's like big-ass fucking...
Backpack?
Yo, what's...
Oh, you have a scope on that SVG.
Holy fuck.
Yeah, I don't know.
He just gave this shit to me.
Nothing's stacked bro.
Alright, I think we should get the fuck outta here.
Yeah that's why you're here. Lead the way boss man. We don't know what to do.
I have a beautiful bad state man. We don't know what to do
So what's the play I have four grenades by the way take these
Do you want to like go all the way or what? What do you guys want to do?
Yeah Go to lantia let's go to which is I mean least get started. I mean well, I should probably get some gear first
Yeah
Another guy nearby about again much maybe food Uh, we can check him out.
I need some water. Do you guys have water or no?
No
You have chlorine tablets?
Yes yes
I do I. Oh my hero...
Are you still there Hutch?
What?! Hello!
What are you doing? Oh I'm chilling working on this shit
We're trying to decide what I'm gonna do with balance. Let me hold this for the beginning of today light on camera
What are you trying to balance?
Uh, early...
Like, no spawns.
Spawning in.
So my fear is
people are going
to spawn in
first wave's
going to go
people are
going to connect
through
and the loot
is not going to be fast and the loot's not going
to be fast enough
because every player
is a new player.
So I'm trying to figure out
how that works.
I wouldn't even balance it, right?
I wouldn't either.
That would be normal.
Yeah, but don't you remember Jared?
Like our first time there was no...
And everyone was dying.
Wasn't that on a different map though?
Was it on the mosque?
Yeah, Chernarus fucked Chernarus. Fuck Chernarus.
Yeah I know!
I agree.
What I'm saying is that I'm afraid it's gonna happen on the malls.
You don't gotta do anything because look...
I think this map is already good.
Yeah.
I think this map is already modded properly, right?
No, this map is perfect. Don't even change a goddamn thing.
Got it!
At least let's try default first, I mean...
Got it! You know that's why I'm asking you guys, right?
Nothing changed. Nothin'. That's why I'm asking you guys, right? Nothing.
Let there be a problem before there is a problem
How many slots? Is it 40 or 50?
We put it to 50
Alright 50. 50's cool. Alright, um...
You need a chlorine tablet?
I'll see you guys tomorrow.
Does anyone have a water container?
Yeah, I'm water bottle.
Is it empty?
Yep.
Oh shit.
Okay okay okay okay.
Can you hold that water bottle out of the room for us?
Alright let's open this shit up.
Get the fuck...
Oh, you dropped that light
and I never picked it up.
The what?
His light.
I got it.
Alright,
let's open this shit up
and get the fuck outta here.
Okay. Um... we have to beat it again.
You broke your lockpick again?
Well I wasn't broke the first time.
I thought you said you had one?
I did and then I broke my locket when you came in.
Didn't know you could break doors.
It's not metal though though, it's open.
I knew that, i knew that.
I was about to say it looks open.
Oh fuck, I couldn't see the angle!
No you can't see this one.
There is a repair kit in here if you guys need it. And a wire. I'm grabbing this fucking
wire bro. I can make tripwrap tripwraps.
Get down right here. We can see if he has food on him
at least. Alright
Outside the fence? Yeah
Cover me boys! Yeah
Never seen the last Back of the head I shot him in the back. I don't know how that works, but...
Back of the head.
Yes sir. Maybe it raised up a little bit? The bullet?
Where's Valbo here?
I'm zeroed at 100, shot him about 50. I guess that's about right.
Actually, I shot him at like 20, 25.
Wasn't far at all.
Well we are pretty juiced now huh?
Yeah.
Those guys literally just came through and fed us the loot we needed for you guys' wealth.
Dead zombie left side
where the green shack is on the outside of the wall.
Alright.
We don't really need this shit from there, man. I see a guy back right of the buildings!
Back right of the buildings. Inside? Yep at 1 o'clock we're looking inside.
Back right past the big wieners.
The silos.
Okay, and he's inside?
Yep, he's back there.
He's coming towards me middle now.
I have a zombie on me...
Oh my god, I'm just gonna kill him quick.
You killed him.
Do you think? Yeah, you killed him. I'm shooting all of these. Hey man, anything?
What?
Here, here.
Can shoot the rest.
Uhhhh...
We always have a lot food food bro that's what we need
take that um take that sharpening soon oh yeah i got it i'm gonna tie off a rope belt. Any of you guys have a leather kit? You need a leather kit, Tony?
Oh, I got more shots for ya, bro.
Okay, okay, me too actually.
Can you guys take their...
You should take his CR. you should take his CR.
He's got a mag.
Take his ammo?
Take it-you don't wanna take his CR?
Nooo, I got the AK on the ground.
What ammo are we talking about bro?
Just all of it?
The AK ammo for me, I can't carry it.
Got it, I got it, it got it got it got it
There's 22 probably
Wait there's more 45 ACP's dude
I'm good on that
I'll grab it
I got it i got it
I forgot I had a... I got it. I forgot that head off.
I've got everything we need off this guy.
Let's go. Hop right here.
Oh! Damn dude, the fucking alarm just tapping like it's a fucking SVD. Really?
It's one of' SVD.
Really, it's one of them DMRs.
I mean, it doesn't go full auto does it? This thing is insane. Yeah yeah but I don't think...
Everyone saying your games are way brighter than mine. Is that like a...
I have a gamma thing on OBS as well.
Just on OBS?
Yeah, but do you have gamma increased on your video card, Tony?
No, I don't. Yeah we should go
into a tree right now you need to do that. You're not seeing
shit right now. My gamma
is anywhere from 1.2-1.4
Your stream won't see that though
Yea they will.
Unless you play on full screen or windows?
I think I'll play...I don't know
I play window borderless and it works just fine
but i also put a filter on the stream to give them like an
extra tiny bit. Yeah
But they should see it. I mean
I guess...I'm on a capture card maybe it's a little different
You use capture cards? do you put your...
I put my Gamblerz
Anywhere from 1.2
to 1.4, so just try 1-3
... This is what I... You gotta be an Nvidia, Tony.
Gotta click adjust
video color settings
It's desktop color settings
Yeah, desktop color settings My My bad I couldn't come inside.
Up, up, up
Middle
There we go
I need a pill.
Okay, man.
I've been sick for so long actually.
Throw out SO much brighter!
You see that? Yeah.
Does your stream see it?
I think so.
If they don't see it, just
add a filter. You can literally just prove it i think
he just like literally add the same gamma you did
onto them that you didn't oh is it okay
yeah there's a storm, I think.
You want to get magic?
Sorry, Summit.
You could add gamma to your capture card just like you did
to your graphics card in the NVIDIA control panel on your
hand. When that does it?
Yes, and chat will see that.
Do you have a gas mask still, Summit?
Yeah.
Oh, you don't have a gas mask on you? I went right over the pipe.
No, I don't.
I'm with Tony right now. We are left side of the pipe.
You need to brake real quick, Tony, to fix your shit?
Don't know. I'll kill him. It's all good. I need a break real quick Tony to fix your shit. No no, I'm chillin'.
I'm red fuckin' or I'm yellow and you're already uhhhh frozen
can of cat food is not
it's not frozen. You don't have a setup, do you?
No bro I don't even have a goddamn pot
no pan, no pot. I'm struggling
I have a pot, I have a pot
We gotta find a set up we can check up here
Even having a pod is nice. It's like a cooking setup
You get a gas stove
and propane in the pot
and it's crazy Opie
Lowkey, best cider in the game.
A gas stove, a what-in-a-pot?
So you get a gas stove,
a cooking pot or frying pan goes on the top
and then propane tanks go on the bottom to fuel it.
Yeah. You can reheat up fuckin' heat like propane tanks on the bottom to fuel it.
Yeah. You can reheat up fucking heat packs,
you can reheat up food, use those heat
packs and get heat buffed. You can heat up bandages
as heat packs, it's kind of crazy.
Yeah, you can do anything. Like soft drinks and shit.
You can heat up the pot to get a deep buff.
Literally hit a deep buff from the pot.
The water inside of the pot.
Yeah.
It's the most insane fucking thing I've ever seen.
Second best in the game?
What's it called, what was my favorite
next item is
Sharpening Stone I need sharpening stones
at all times. Really? I love sharpening stones at all times. Really?
I love sharpening stones, bro.
Because then I could just melee with a good melee weapon for like a long ass time, you know?
Yeah yeah yeah, I take them one-time.
I hate knifeing zombies on here.
Really? Dude, I think murdering zombies on here. Really?
Dude, I think like machete is so good for fucking things up.
Machete...
The fire axe is crazy!
Yeah but bro it's gigantic man!
Yeah but that's a 1 tap.
Yeah and it's a 1 tap. Yeah, and it's a one tap.
So I like the fucking...
You got this 22 pistol, bro.
Um...
Yeah, the 22 pistols actually is really good. I thought I had one of those.
Okay let's check this quick for a gas mask if we get 1 or 2... oh my god.
Zombies behind us.
Nevermind, we didn't have time.
Alright, we gotta kill these zombies. You guys have the silencer pistol?
Yeah I know.
I know.
The fuck?! What the fuck?
They're eating.
Shit!
Yo, hello? Ow.
Yeah, I'm fucking bleeding. That's not even all that quiet.
What, the 22?
Yeah.
It sounds like it but it's so quiet, Russ.
But they fucked on my clothes.
Yeah, I'll split up on a smirk.
That thing's crazy.
I'm gonna to get through this now.
Do not be alarmed when I look sick, okay? Check me the fuck out.
Oh my god, you fucking
deafass.
What the fuck?
I got nothing else bro, come on chill with me.
Nothing else. Alright dudes. You gotta go for Bumpkin's Iceberg. I'm gonna try to get him.
I'm gonna try to get him.
I'm gonna try to get him.
I'm gonna try to get him.
I'm gonna try to get him.
I'm gonna try to get him.
I'm gonna try to get him.
I'm gonna try to get him.
I'm gonna try to get him.
I'm gonna try to get him.
I'm gonna try to get him.
I'm gonna try to get him. I'm gonna try to get him. I'm gonna try to get him. Alright dudes.
We gotta go for Bumpkin's Iceberg.
We got to get some action going here bros.
Where is your SVD at? I gave it to to uh landmark we're just rocking the uh
the laura now that's our main jammer we have lots of bullets for it though these
are all ammo for it i really have one mag I'm going to keep it on 1x.
Well, because if you keep it on 1x and they're far away just zoom in quick.
Yeah, be more prepared for them.
They're all close at see it on time, yeah.
Are we going in this thing? What the fuck is this?
Nah, we were just making a move.
Hello?
I see you.
We chillin'.
Alright, we're gonna need some...
Oh there's a lake up here
And we don't have enough sun.
We should be able to get some chlorine that way.
The food situation is not for the bass but it's not the worst thing.
Sexy monster...
So unknown food? What's the deal with it?
It's myths bro, it doesn't get you sick.
You just- It's myths, bro. It doesn't get you sick. It just fills up your stomach fast. It's not efficient.
It's not an efficient food
but it's food and you just gotta eat it slowly
I usually take like
anywhere from 7-8 bites of it and then I'm good for...
And then I won't. Then I wait.
Yeah, yeah, just don't eat when you have that stomach icon that you saw.
I thought people were saying it was gonna kill me and shit?
It used to maybe sometimes give you the flu but they
got that forever ago.
It's either so fucking rare or it just doesn't happen anymore I'm not sure.
Yeah i have not seen that in
three years though.
Yeah, point is you use those next
Gotcha.
Swag hit pack. Alright we gotta go gotcha swag hit back
all right we gotta go get inside here We got time, we're jumping. What do we do?
You with us, Tony?
Where did you go in the church?
No I keep going down the hill.
Where the hunting tower is facing? Yeah, just past it.
Got finally a backpack.
Hey you wanna throw me that AKMMO?
Yeah. Hey, you wanna throw me that AKM ammo?
Yeah. To take some weight off ya?
Kid's voice says we have three minutes to get down there.
No, just give the ammo in a minute and then we can go down there.
You with me tony yeah i'll show you we don't have long
like the voices for us but you can hear like the stages of it.
A storm's coming, dude. The voices!
You see... you start to hear footsteps too.
I love the storm slash portal sound they appear
uh thingy appears that sounds so spooky kind of epic yeah when you go
down to a2 and someone hits the button they like close it's kind of sick
smoking um yeah we were telling some people here in there Smoking? Yeah, yeah.
We were killing some people here and there
and just kind of like got along
I dipped out after a little while to go play some Deadfall with a couple friends
Oh nobody died?
No no he's still alive I think in this character.
Here what you can do... we might just go to the Y-A and walk through.
Any otherrrr.... We could just chill wherever honestly.
Loot up for a sec and then,
Honestly we could just loot if you guys want over here to the left
And then you have time once you see the lightning
You can go inside somewhere there's so many
i never have to i can drop the machete now let's go combat knife out of that too easily.
We should look for some fillies? Nah, not here. You can't get them
I'm trying to get it like a sniper
first just with my mag right there
So where do you go?
I'll show you all the filament spawns
I don't need filim, I need no guns.
Guns? Okay so look, I'll show you yeah. So look
You're not really gonna get good like military guns here
Right? Um but military guns here
Right, um but you can get good snipers at uranium. I'll show you like a little like how I run it yes
All right we got to get inside cause the storm's happening down there.
Let's just chill in this garage.
Yeah my thing is just like finding other people.
So snipers are going to be all high up right?
You want to give yourself away? Do you want to let them in?
We can... I mean I doubt they're gonna get APC.
Just kill him on the way there.
Dude, I hate this.
Like hello?
So snipers are high up here, they're succumbing right here. Do you have a scope actually to zoom in on that crane? What do you see up top?
A crane?
Yeah, there's like a little platform.
There's like the little ring platforms
I see a bayonet and...
Okay that's what spawned us.
Alright let's go to this construction building.
This is the next spawn to check.
So if you're looking for a sniper like uh... Mosin, Winchester or whatever
that crane is the spawn and then up here
Oh shit green is the spawn and then up here oh shit
we go up here because it is so i'm just getting chillier. We gotta start getting food
or at least water There's a lake right here, we'll hit
Right here
It's up here in the corner
There is a like
Pumping sniper slug
Right here it says 9mm
But you'll get a scope or something or whatever.
We gotta chill inside though.
Or we're gonna get fuckin' left.
So we can sit like under these stairs.
Or...inside. physical. You'll get like good
military clothes
from these towers, these like milly-towers and shit up here. And maybe a
bison or some bullshit but you're not gonna find
a famaz or something worth having.
You guys were talking shit on the unknown food sickness,
nah it was there before I cracked it.
It was there before I cracked on it. I know I got sick again, man.
It's because my food and water are bad right now.
Alright, just get that down there. Oh my god! That's why it was so dark. I was still wearing
the fucking sunglasses bro.
I couldn't see anything
I'm like dude is is this shit different?
Oh my god that actually matters?
You had them too?
Yeah!
Dude I couldn't see nothing.
Do you have a wand still bro?
I just took em off.
Yeah yeah yeah.
No way!
You see that shit?
I'm walking around like that and I can't see anything bro.
Dumbadumbers coming out with another movie I heard.
Listen this game is too much for me to listen to.
Dude I usually never put them on but it was swag. Listen, this game is like too much.
I never put them up with swag.
Like I had to take my shades off at night.
That's actually fine. Yeah, I't even pick those up, to be honest.
Alright bro we gotta move, I can't stand sitting here.
Oh wait nevermind go back! Go back!
... Oh my god! Look.
Slam mark and tray
Doofuses wait so if you see I'm Zach is out of the fighting
Forever
Little worried about his Really a little worried about his, uh... His...
A little worried about him moving forward dude
To be honest with you. Cause he went from fighting a lot
to fighting not a lot and that's always
That's never a good thing
Maybe something going on in his personal life.
I think it was just an injury, right? But still...
Man! Poor guy dude. He got that big fucking sickness too.
You put him back in didn't you?
The crazy fucking sickness second I went through.
Wait Tony!
You have to turn down your gamma in OBS.
Your stream looks like insane.
That shit is greening. Insane. Dana says he's in hospital.
Oh, you're having a hard time Italian I feel like well
mouse and keyboard might come across as really easy to learn but it still
challenges it still takes some time
yeah Yeah, that's probably why.
Hey!
Someone just say something?
Yeah me hello. Oh are you in?
In the Discord yes, yes I was on there.
Better call her then go.
No I'm in-in.
Oh your in-in.
Where did you guys log at?
Down south by terror bridge
oh sure I curious back to know
yeah i got an extra guy for everybody
like me too
my name is from night vision Oh daddy everybody like me too
oh yeah i need that or i need uh akm bags would you recommend
them all for noobs? No.
The thing about Namaz is that you're always on a time limit
I think when you are learning the game, you should be
less of a time limit
Which you kind of always are
on normal days with food and water but with this you add the cold in there
as well having to thaw your food um you know sit at fires heat buffs make sure you get proper closer
insulation you know zombies up your clothes has a bigger
impact because you can then... it ruins
your insulation. Oh there we go.
It's definitely more to think about
that you shouldn't need to be thinking about
right away. I would play Chernarus first
My first map would be Chernarus
A little bit more chill
It's definitely bigger but you can just hang out
on the south while your learning
Do you like learning Or Livonia, I guess
yeah that's a good one
Livonia actually would probably be better
than Shroud Ar, because I personally think
Chernaris is kind of a shit map.
So I'd say if you could find a Livonia server to plan...
Probably your best bet.
I think the day one Livonia server is pretty solid.
Oh yeah, we'll kill that.
That's what I would play probably.
Nice frying pan. We can get cooking pots and gas stoves and stuff or all industrial?
Do you have a set up right now?
Wait.
No, no get out of here! I don't know why this is doing damage to us.
What the fuck?!
We can do a building and then we'll go back in there.
Wait whaaaaa?
That one must be... Maybe it's because there was snow glitching through the ground. You with me still?
Yeah.
We're good
we're good yeah yeah
god damn it
oh i did Holy fuck man.
That first thump did damage you? Bro!
It didn't damage me.
It did but is your health going up or was it too much?
Each thump does like 10 or...
So you don't go unconscious if your prone.
You do go unconscious, but you don't take damage.
Okay...
I dunno- the prone thing's like not a thing.
Maybe you take less damage outside of your prone?
I dunno. It's like another myth here inside
Have any heard that door open and flipped out, though? I'm light blue now, bro.
Yeah, that's alright.
Hey.
I think they're gone.
Alright. I'm gonna go get get him picked up the saw by accident
hey so What the hell are you guys doing in there
what yeah just give me a sec and then uh i just gotta go up here to grab my dog real fast and then uh i'll start up again
why'd you... take yours?
What did you say? There's cold resistance.
Ah, yes but... There's cold resistance? Yes, but you have not been alive nearly long enough to reap the benefits yet.
Unfortunately...
Can you just steal my goddamn food?
I'm opening it for us.
That was my last food!
You mean our food?
Now, I'm gonna starve!
Hey if you want drop me that water bottle.
Alright? I'm gonna go fill it up for us at this lake while he's there.
I have two bottles bitch.
Why don't you drop them both to me then pal?
Ben, wanna go with you now just yeah protect them if I die you'll
never get water.
Hey! I'm not sick anymore. You're still?
I was never sick
I got some pills
Motherfucker, I'm ill
Shit
Do you have like rope or metal wire or anything tony
uh it's gonna be a no from me duct tape
uh nope damn the leather kit sewing kit handcuffs
gotta start bringing those can we just gag them instead
nah dude did they remove that?
Like I can't...
Hey buddy! What's up?
Gag who for what?
I don't even know
what they're talking about.
You guys are idiots.
Alright, what do you want to do?
I'm filling up water right now for us
and then we are going to go get the...
Yellow! Non-existent.
I got a little bit of unknown food left on foot.
I got a little cat food we're gonna have to fish or something
I got a rod on me
No you got the old lunk master rod or
no nah i got that hand-me down oh
the old stick the old silver alaska had a
raw t and i killed
i know if i had a remote... Bassmaster? Fuck.
Man, I'm dark blue. Are you guys
dark blue?
Yeah, okay. I got that good thing. I'm losing health, I'm losing health.
Yeah okay, I mean dude I wouldn't like to be but it's like we do have to warm up
That's why you need a setup.
I am not doing a fire at night bro outside, no, that's where you're gonna fish.
That's where I just filled up at yeah.
I don't think we should fish.
We're at that pond oh really
else
we're not going to fish because i don't
want to fire outside
why not flush
because because we need a fire and i
don't want to fire outside because we're gonna die that's why we need to fire and I don't want to fire outside.
That's why we need that cooking stove?
Yes, because we can just warm up live.
I do have some cans but they need to be thawed.
Spaghetti tuna some cans, but they need to be thawed.
Okay, okay, come here then.
Spaghetti tuna and a cola.
Yeah, we're good. We're chilling, bro.
Once you were chilling, motherfucker, it's not gonna be that good.
There's a fire barrel. I saw a fire barrel right there.
And you have matches, though? I saw a fire barrel in this fucking thing right here.
And you have matches though. Here, can somebody grab the stick in their hand?
Yeah, I can.
What do we got? Oh my shoulder had it. Yeah. Wait, what?
Oh my shoulder hurts. I might be dripping balls to the largest degree.
We'll go this way and find a barrel.
People put barrels...
We're going. I'm trying to find a barrel. There's, yeah people put barrels...you know what let's just...
Fire Barrel? Yes sirrrr
You can make them!
They're normal barrels and then what you do is you fucking take it where you want
And carve that with a knife in terms of a fire barrel.
It's kind of insane, people put them in little spots to cook it and stuff like these.
I was cooking one of those earlier.
Yeah, there it is.
It's getting cold with them freezing out here. What are you doing? I'm gonna beep this guy's ass.
You guys got stamina to hop this? Definitely not, right?
Definitely not dude.
I'm kinda close but not here.
What if you stand like a...
Alright, cool. I gotta go around with ya.
What if you stand up on the shit? Stand up on the ship, you're good probably.
Oh! Yeah yeah. The clearer stamina the more uh
Yes I heard it is. Yeah so like you can legit stop yourself
from being able to maneuver if you're too heavy.
Please, god damn it! They fucked us.
God dammit why didn't people do it for us?
I know they fucked us.
If you get heavy enough you can't even jump
It's really really the the wave that really fucks
you is
holding your breath like yeah dude
you basically can't snipe if you're too
heavy
this is v, by the way Tony.
If you get sniped around here they are in this building.
That's why there was a space suits are so good, they're really light.
Unless you have a Goss.
That Goss by the way loaded Mike it was 15 kgs!
Yeah it's so much, did you make it out?
Yeah I fucking golfed somebody. so much it's so much you can make it out yeah that's looking awesome
the golf trap feels like the og one from gold armor from old Arma? It's...
probably.
Yeah,
it has a
the scope lights up red when whatever you're shooting is gonna die. Like if it knows you're gonna hit him.
Oh no shit.
We are.
I'm here by the way.
Alright. I might be able to make this work.
Do you guys have a POPPY?
No we don't.
We can look for something.
What do you have a setup with half a cam?
Yeah yeah.
How close are ya?
Get in this motherfucker and look at the shit
We're in the suit building.
There's a guy, there's a guy in the barrack.
Where?
In the barracks.
Oh come on, come on, we gotta go up top.
Up top, up top, what barrack?
The fucking long one.
Okay okay, yeah
Come up across the roof boys
You have to go upside down
This way
He's in there
Yeah we can probably get an angle on him
Okay At some point. Ah fuck, we can barely see it.
Okay you see this like pavilion thing?
Just past it
the white roof, the long barrack.
I'm in the trees oh yeah okay i see you in the trees i think
he's in the doorway two of them two of them i whip oh i see one wait wait
he's pacing in the doorway.
He's running towards Long.
He's long.
We can't really take a shot.
He's running, he's running.
Yo, I might be able to get over there.
Wait, who's back in the blue door?
Is that you, Mike? That's him, that's him. I'm not Wait, who's back in the blue door? Is that you Mike? That's him!
I'm not pushed.
He's back in blue door.
I'm gonna fucking push this motherfucker.
He's moving out.
He's running out.
I might take shots.
Yeah, take it. How do we-
Oh, I have to lead him more than not
Yeah
Oh shit, I hit a tree
He's in the trees, he's in the trees
He's dead trees, dead trees
We should get off of this He has better shots on us now.
I didn't realize you had to lead so much.
I don't want to take shots because it's loud there.
I was thinking we could I should go and bot-quest around there, but...
Where is my ghost?
Alright what we're gonna do is
people shouldn't really see this aside from this way that's fine Maybe. Shut him up! Ishmael me? We're just gonna like disengage I think.
Chama!
Can we even get shot up here?
Uh yeah look at the right, if you walk outside that's where we came from with the gas stove
Yeah but I'm saying if i just sit right here with the door like open does it even matter?
Uhh...yeah cause you were not close enough to the fire as well
Well
It's easier for us all to do it with the door closed
I think, so be safe
Or actually, you know what?
I'm prone right here and very close to the fire.
We're at the suit building.
Oh okay, okay.
Hey! I almost got that second guy. Got some unknown food for you guys on the fly.
My favorite. That's all we have in it should i drop some food
here to thaw out are we gonna be at that long yeah i would do it for sure well mike can cook
it too to finish it off oh i forgot I forgot dude! What we gotta
do... Is that you shooting Mike? Yeah
my shot's up to be up. What we gotta do next time
we do a fire, drop whatever
you're gonna light, don't move
drop all the food you're gonna fucking...
fall out right on top of it. It falls out like a mad brick.
On the fire?
Yeah, on whatever your lighting.
I tried doing that does it still work?
I mean I put food in the fire for like a second before took it out
That's what you do bro
you fucking heat it up.
It destroys it so fast though.
That's the heat pack.
I mean that coming up brothers
oh yeah i can drop my a cable check it
too
oh yeah one of my guns one of you?
Yeah please.
Please give me shit.
I have a Saiga bro.
Damn you both have the helmets.
Don't worry about it. Oh, yeah. Helmets, fuck. Fuck that one.
Don't worry about it. Oh my god, you have a 101.
You do because you got to all the loot before he did.
I didn't know if...
You didn't know what the hell?
I walked in and I was taking the hand me down Boys my hands and my stomach being yellow is kind of the big one.
Yeah we all need pills again.
Do you have pills Mike?
I have pills.
Pills here!
Who needs pills?
Which gun did you get?
I got a 101 but that's my favorite.
Oh nice!
High five for you as well.
Yeah he got me right.
Did you guys see an amphibian Matt? Let me know.
I think he's got an amphibia now.
Pillars on the floor if your sick.
Yup, yup. Do you have an amphibious or anything?
Drop shots for you Tony.
Yeah yeah Top shots for you, Tony. 22
Fox is 22 on the ground as well
You got this Mosin ammo on the ground for you to turn that's what you need this five seven sixty-five force, I think
Yeah, all right. I'm gonna come inside quick. I need you two chlorine tab these for me Tony
More I haven't played body cam yet, no. Think it's worth a try? try.
Pills, sometimes I don't have pills.
They're saying to get them.
Open the spaghetti.
Very purified and...
Alright who needs food? I got some spaghetti, I'm opening up.
Me.
Why don't you-
Is that that Chimp YRD?
Yeah, you want someone to split that quick
And then split that fucking soda with him to first. He's just gonna kill it
Oh, I killed it there you go
We got the water though we got the water
Flooring pad both the water bottles
All right Do you have both the water bottles, Tony? Yeah. I got one on me. Alright. Both are clean.
Everybody drink half a bottle of water alright?
Yeah, good chat.
Looking okay. We're in a good position.
Hold this HMO because
my gas is working.
And then take half this-
No you just drink the cola.
Well, drink half of this anyways honestly.
Okay.
Or were you white?
Nah fuck your mother. I'm drinking a soda though. Fuck!
Goddamn it!
I won't drink all of this.
The last little bit of the soda.
I'm just gonna hit a little bit.
We'll be alright, we'll be alright.
You have a pot don't you Mike?
Yeah, I dropped it.
Oh shit forget about it.
The ER7 RFW rounds huh?
Oooh I'm begging for one!
Who needs the SpaghettiOs?
Uh...I'll hold them.
Alright listen, listen, listen.
Um..I don't remember what he was gonna say.
Who needs an Electro Warp Hair Kit?
Night Vision, check him.
What is that? That's one. Night vision, check him.
I got a handgun.
Horn, your scopes are all good as well?
Am I keeping the 5.56 on me?
I have a weapon kit right here, bro.
Chill, yes. This duct tape's kinda useless chat aside
that's not gonna be doing anything
Are we stacking 5-5-6 now?
I can hold it if you need
Nah nah I'm good on this ice stuff for. I need that shit, I need that shit.
You need it?
I'm shooting at you 101
Oh bro, I got a hell of a...
Dude, yes
I'm out of health, I gotta keep going
Why would there be pills outside?
Wait wait, I don't need any more Why would there be pills outside?
ShadowKings, what's going on brother? Thank you for the 10 giftos.
Welcome home ace! Also IrishBeerCan
Good to see you too man thanks for getting this up man
yo baker 27 marine thanks for the sub welcome thank you guys uh cqc launder wendy thanks
for the prime appreciate you guys uh
lethal blue what's going on dude the four
appreciate it brother
thank you guys
thank you
thanks so much brother for the 10 gifted subs.
We got wolves on this thing!
It's a lot of money bro, it's a lot of money. Good to see ya, hope everything is still going good.
Appreciate you man.
Welcome by myself, hope you guys enjoy.
That scared me? That didn't scare me at all.
I guarantee that guy was taking the blue belt from us earlier. That scared me. That didn't scare me at all.
I guarantee that guy was taking the blue belt from us for that whole five days.
Oh, the cheater? Yeah, I would say.
I'd talk to him.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. You guys, for that long were going for something and you never let them find it. That doesn't happen.
Yeah they're outside. I just gotta repack.
Oh come on, em like right here right?
Yup. They are weird though.
Alright.
Yeah see he's like...
Oh god damn! What the...
Yeah I need a hit of the pills.
You got them there.
What the fuck?
Here here here. They're strong ass wolves. What the fuck?
They're strong ass wolves.
Only thing 22 is gonna tap is like a zombie to the head
Uh, what am i doing for you guys?
Uhh we're gonna
Wait, you know what we need?
Your stuff reloading
Does anyone have rope or anything?
Wait, what is happening?
I'll make rope out of these guts and tie you up
What is happening?
I'm just gonna tie you up with this rope
Why, what happened? Did You got a hand bugged?
Look at him, look at him!
Bro what is happening to my hands?
Hey doofus load the mag
Wait dude what? I can't even tie him up Alright, safe the- wait dude whaaat?
I can't even tie him up.
Really?
Alright ummm here's what we're gonna do...
You gotta be something.
Can it ju-
Dude, come on bro! No no no no no I can't jump. Oh, dude! Come on!
No no no, I can't do nothing.
Wait and the mag reappeared!
Alright well now I have rope.
Yeah so if you ever get bugged out literally jump backwards that's like what will fix most of your day.
Let's go check these train carts for propane
Tied my hands one time, disconnected
Didn't realize it killed me
It kills you. It doesn't anymore but it did
No I mean it did
Wait when was that?
Two weeks ago?
What?!
Well remember the handcuffs guy on Bitterroot?
I wonder why he didn't die.
Did he get handcuffed though? I don't know why he didn't die. Did he handcuff though?
I do remember what he said.
Are you geared? I was already past passage fully geared.
Oh my god! No way.
I wonder, oh remember these guys were here?
They must be game chatters because he went to check
to see if his boy was dead dead
That's respect
Yeah that is respect you took off as soon
as you noticed anything. Was he dead?
Oh he was full baddead first shot.
Did you loot him?
His body's probably still there. I looted a couple of miscellaneous things off him.
We can check the barrier. He said to be careful.
Well we gotta check these train cars for propane as well.
Yup, Shadow Kings motherfucker!
Thanks for the other five man, I appreciate you bro.
Another five gifted gu- uh...
Gubs?
Subs!
Uh, appreciate ya brother.
Thank you so much my man.
Yo, but you gotta stop
it's a lot of money brother thank you slumbo i appreciate your man yeah i can never find
uh in these games and it takes a while you have to accumulate over time and be rough
so what did this guy end up doing i'm confused he went in the trees ran off
to the right from the woods yeah i, I fucking missed a shot on him.
And you guys are saying what? Did he respect about it?
His friend that I killed in here...
...I think they're game chatters because when I had killed friend, he came back in like a second later to see if he was full dead and then took off.
Gotcha, okay.
You have a KAA or an A-guard here?
I need the wood one if you guys want.
Leather kit on him if you want guys.
No, you fucking just laid them out.
Peace. Take his helmet off. You fuckheads laid him out
Face
Take his helmet, take his helmet I don't know why actually maybe you can go and take his helmet
Maybe he's got a bunch of shit in there
Maybe lay on the body later.
Pretty silly that you watched the great battle with Candy Cane Dale three years ago at good times.
Anyways, here ya go, Chad.
Thank you, hey, I appreciate it, brother.
Dan! Did we have a good fight there before
oh you should put on that head torch
head torch. The head torch?
He is her!
There's the head torch, okay yeah got that.
What else did you say she take?
Slimbo thanks again, bro Yo uh...
Yeah this freaking fart sounds bad
You guys- yeah strategy number one
In search of love failed
Only got 1 DM from a guy. All right, reset.
Put out the local newspaper ad. There you go.
That was my strategy.
Not the newspaper just local.
Newspaper, huh? Get a better pistol. That's Esteban.
That's Esteban right there.
I don't even know why I said that.
It was kind of perfect though. And that dude fully Hmph!
And that dude fully believed you didn't speak English by the way.
You think so? I don't know if he had a gold...
Dude, I. Why did it bro?
Bro that guy was...
That guy was lost
Oh my god my pants are stuck on the wall.
I don't know.
Hey, when that happens?
For real. Did we find any propane yet?
Nah, but they're in the cars.
Okay, let's go up top for filaments, what do you think we go out back?
No let's just go through the SunTour Hospital
Oh dude he just whiffed on everything
He just full blown ran in front of me man
are we all here where's tony at there's a gun there's like a mini it's like a valve without a suppressor? The vicar.
That's okay, but we have ammo.
You're way better off
without it right now.
There wasn't smoking that happened to you, right?
Where he fucking killed him and took his helmet off of his spacesuit.
That is smoking yes.
Dude, gahaw bro.
He got all the way there. I didn't play ABI
I did it
I fucking logged off
You know ABI plays like a really good
I played that for an hour hour, and I was like dude
Tired of looking at these mats and all that too
And I'm just like it's in jambles brother
The controller?
Yeah we don't need that
What is that for
It extends the link from A3 to Lancia by like 3 minutes I think.
You can loot Lancia for a couple of minutes longer before you get stuck there forever in eternal sadness.
Did you use Lantform? Oh, you missed Stunner. minutes longer before you get stuck there forever and this is a little sadness
i did the sandstorm you're stuck there until someone opens it up again almost killed me
that's where you call up train you like trey, Trey I need ya to get me out of Lantia.
You guys don't have those backpacks?
And then listen to them all day on Discord randomly dying.
Incredible time.
I'm just gonna take that shit.
Mask for your tummy?
Wait, this? The gas mask? Yes sir.
There's a bandage and a rag.
Bandages is faster.
Make sure they're both disinfected.
Move on!
Okay, somebody should- who wants the move on?
I can rock it on my back.
Yeah.
Let's give it to Tony just so he can experience it, though.
Put this on your backpack.
On my backpack or on my back?
It like flips on your backpack but first put a battery in you know
okay so turn it into your hands put it in your hands and turn it on clip it to your backpack
the muon detector so when an EVR storm happens, you're gonna hear
You'll know before it happens so that we can prepare. Oh okay, it's a storm detector
Alright let's go look for filaments.
Use that way.
Filament time!
Um... It's looking like they're running across the bridge angle I guess.
Yeah yeah! That's my favorite.
That's why we are over here right? Come on this is the best way to enter.
You kidding me?
No better way. Hey, uh...
I got a canteen that's gonna be big, huh?
Well actually no, I gotta pot fuck the canteens.
On two dudes Christine there?
I could take the canteen on my belt.
These green bins can spawn it, by the way.
Should've taken that.
And anywhere like that flow controller spot?
Oh yeah drop shit, drop shit, drop shit.
Wait where'd you guys gonna go?
We went down the stairs across the bridge.
Okay.
We're by like the underground.
Yep yep yep
Yo put this helmet on Tony, this black one
I'm going to close this without...
Oh shit, okay.
What in the fuck is that? Can somebody with a scope look at that?
What is what?
That's an AK mount or something? Or maybe a Mosin Mount, not sure.
One of the mounts.
Hold up... I need a 9-Bolt or I can't go down here.
Eh.
If I die, fucking send it cause they'll be reloading.
Oh! Yo yo yo yo
Definitely a fight, so much
rock shit. Um...
I'm gonna throw a pin grenade down
We should send it on the pin grenade.
Dude, don't let a grenade sense? Holy shit are we doing this crazy?
Night vision on?
I'm gonna- okay look who's behind me? Who was first behind me?
Me, me, me. Me. Me.
Okay I'm gonna run across you look right.
I'm going to run across and you'll look right.
Okay okay.
Ready?
Yeah yeah yeah. That thing is not going to...
No it's not going to blow up.
It's like no it's not gonna blow up. This side has more drop shit here.
We're clear through though, we're clear. So much load. so much I gotta gas master one of you all cooking pot Oh another filter here for your mass Tony grab the shit
fucking baby older big fire oh man look at all these fucking Fucking cookin
Oh man look at all these fucking uh, so many kids We want this fuckin pot too?
You don't have one every single person should have a pot
Drop your pen take the pot
Literally have a pot. Drop your pen, take the pot. Oh they got the fire spot figured out bro. Well I'm dark blue
are you guys dark blue? We're gonna fire.
Pistol suppressor.
We need food.
Oh I'll take that pistol suppressor. I guess I'll take that pistol suppressor.
I guess I'll take his MK, this is not your guy's right?
I can take this?
No sir!
Oh I have a zombie killer let go!
Wait if there was water in the pot will it...
Does anyone have any 22s? I dropped too many. Wait, if there's water in the pot will it-
Does anyone have any 22s?
I dropped too many.
You motherfuckers.
Thank you.
Oh my god.
What is that?
Pretty sure you got those...
I got another 100 for me as well.
Like matches and shit?
Um, I think it will drench me. I don't know, like matches and shit?
Um, I think it will drench matches, but nothing else matters.
Zombie killer. That's huge.
It'll be drenched.
Alright, does anybody got a rod? I have a full weather kit by the way. A fishing rod?
Oh no. You still got something?
There's a stick here.
You can fish right here.
Yeah, yeah come up top.
Sit right here and you can fish.
No way...
What?
Just fucking fish man.
Who's got the lock pick anybody? We have a lock up top. Um no don't
Wait, i'll check though. No I didn't take it cause it was badly damaged
You got the lockpick?
Bear?
The lockpick, I have one yeah you need one?
Yes, do you hear the bear?
Where the fuck is that?
Is it like down this way?
No, I heard it through here guys.
Let's just listen again, let's just listen again. Get warm.
Yeah, I heard it that way.
Get to the fire and get warm quick. Look for a point. That's where it is.
Wait, you're fishing down here? What the fuck?
I mean we should at least close
the fucking door up there right wait is it
closed down here yeah not pitch black but like darker than
we don't need it we don't need that well i can it's like
oh yeah you have a lock pit
Yeah no this isn't like a dark the dark bunkers are pitch black without that
Like artificial darkness
But what's down here why do people people come down there the fish and fire and you can get filaments and shit
You can get like an 8k down here. I can't ever
Yeah, if your lucky
You can just fish anywhere down here?
Well look there's water under these grates.
It's not meant to be this way.
It's like it's just been a thing forever and everybody does it.
That's weird.
Tricks of the trade brother.
Fishing in the bunker fish.
Hillbilly hand fishing.
Alright told you I'm unlucky then.
You can believe me.
If we fuckin'- if someone comes after us down here though, we're fucked.
Well yes and no it's actually like the most impossible place to push if you think about it.
You're on the stairs? You have a left hand? You're fucked.
Okay well gg let's go kill a bear this shit sucks.
Wait I have steak!
Are you serious?
I have a shitload of steak off the walls.
Oh my god!
Somebody make a uh- somebody make a little fuckin' pillar.
I don't have any sticks.
We got a big-ass stick...
That was a lag fire.
This is the big stick right here.
Big stick, right here.
Okay.
Breaking it?
Someone's gonna have a box of ammo.
The problem is we can't set up a tripod,
We need a tripod again so so we cook them all fast
You have it you mean oh that's right! Holy fucking hell.
Drop that shit.
It has no gas?
No, it's got gas.
I don't see gas. Start it!
What?!
That man is cheating dude. Oh for me Now my life you guys remember I cut up the fucking walls, bro
I got four more stakes on top of that so we should be okay
It goes quick bro,
with the wolf? Yeah.
I know it does quick but I don't mean like shit dude.
And its getting boiled? Woo!
So if you have that pot, Tony,
put your mask in that shit so it doesn't get fucked up.
Put my mask in the pot!
Keep it- It'll keep- Whatever's in that pot can't get fucked up when you're shot.
You can keep that watch thing I have another one right here.
Fast Mask in the cooking pot, I've got it. That's nasty.
The pot can get fucked up, but if you cook on it for a while
It will be alright. If you click on it for a while, it will. It's like the M2 on the Red Street.
No that's the water that's in it ain't it?
What condition is it?
Oh, it's warm, okay.
Yeah, here're good.
We're looking good boys!
I have two other ones.
Um...
Nah, you can ditch if you want. Like just one maybe?
What's that on your back? A blood jammer?
I don't know. I would just have to wait there, yeah.
Alright!
This is spo boiling right? Do I trust the water to just pop?
Come on, I wouldn't be too sure.
You're watching it boil bro!
Huh? Ohhhh Oh! No, he's talking about his
I think I'm gonna
come out and eat it
Is that the rest of those sh? I'm gonna wash it. I should get me out of yellow at least.
That's a selling kit right there.
I dropped it, I have two grinders on this.
Oh nice.
There is just so much shit on them.
I have six selling kits on me.
Holy fuck let me snag one of them
You
you I got a fucking disease, what?
Pills.
I've taken so many pills!
Yeah it's been going around for the season. You can swap your mask out when you find something that's the same.
Like what? Swap my mask?
Yeah, sometimes it'll linger in your mask. It's weird.
Really? Yeah like if you kill somebody that was sick and
put on their masks we got something today no way i swear to you about it That's crazy.
That's a fucking myth.
Yeah, that sounds like a... what? I swear to you it was real, bro.
Cooties is the best thing in the world. I swear to you it's real bro. I swear to you it's real.
I took a huge ass one sorry boys.
I took the big boy. Good time to stake. I think I ate a few also. Alright, alright.
Alright my friends.
I'm white.
I'm both.
Alright.
I don't know what and copy white on both.
How much ammo is on the ground? Do you have a zero?
Yeah, it's all 760-39 right there.
We've got 45 for the pistol.
That's right.
I'll take it, brother.
Zombie killings just like literally
right here.
Right here? Over here. Oh, over here?
Alright let's go!
Listen...
What are you guys up close?
Should I keep all this AKM ammo in case we find a mag for my AKM?
I've got an empty gun slot, so it ain't fuckin' whatever.
So when I get the AKM mags, I'm gonna throw one of you guys the AKM dropflips.
I think Summit's chillin' on his...
Bro, I'm telling you that mask is real!
Here. I'm gonna go in there and kill him. Because that mask thing is real! No, more 5 out of 6.
Dude, nice.
I've been sick this whole round bro, back and forth, back and forth.
And he got the same national?
Alright, you guys wanna go... Let's go up top.
Here we go. Big boy time. Might be dead here. All of us.
Oh that one was the one. I'm dead you, Drake.
Put him down!
Holy shit.
Do I want another gas mask
builder?
You know what it's your first time yes
no more though Send a tripwire somewhere First time, yes. No war though.
Set a tripwire somewhere? I guess I could. We got to do a good position.
That's for the A3.
When they move on, we need it!
When the muon beeps, gotcha.
I don't even know you can find filaments here. They gotta be rare, I've never seen one. Yeah it's all...all these spawns.
I think maybe people just loot them when they spawn here cause people always come here.
So let's spawn in the lab?
What do they spawn?
Pilements?
Any, anywhere.
Anywhere.
Is it better than the Assault Helmet?
Okay. I didn't need a salt helmet. Salt like the best.
Okay, um...
Now?
So dude, I think somebody just looted that not- I didn't see anything but that helmet by the way.
Well, that guy was in there...
Yeah yeah yeah
Sound guy was there
Right here right here right here
This is the thing that you showed me?
Oh, you came here with us didn't you?
Yeah.
Oh yeah, you know this spot.
Ummm... I got killed one time dropping down that stuff.
They're killing the wolves! You wanna get them?
That was THEM! It's gonna be a needle and thread. They're killing the wolves. They're killing the wolves. You wanna get them?
Tells them!
That's gonna be a needle in an ace, that though.
That sounds like a BK.
Yeah, towards A2.
I think you're right.
There was a whopper right there?
We can go...
I don't know, we have- A lot of us had night vision
we could go clear A2 for one too, I guess
hit the industrial.
Did you guys see any filaments last run or no? Nothing?
Back where I die? No, no.
We weren't really looking at it.
We just decided to go kill motherfuckers.
Yeah yeah yeah.
Well we should just go kill people and see if they have them.
I'll just turn up the range as well.
My neck's bugging a little bit right now.
Are you spraying your mask? You spray on your mask.
What do you mean, spray it?
Doesn't work, gotcha.
It's killing those things slow as fuck. Yeah it had me thinking if it was even a fucking floor I'm the hell now.
Yeah, yeah you see him?
That's me that motherfucker for 500.
That's the air?
500 range for 500.
Oh fuck!
Uhh...
That was so delayed, it's so delayed.
It's safe, it's safe. Holy shit!
You gotta
delay so much by the way
I don't know how to go
Oh my god I don't know how to go. Wow, Gears he looked! Bro, that's more like seven.
That thing hit the tree.
Did you see it? Did you see it hit the tree?
I'm running down to you.
This guy's blooding me.
Are you better off just like
um... Make sure your range right now.
Just, just ranging every time?
What's the default on this, like 100?
100 yeah.
You only need to range when they're like four or five
hundred.
There's a guy up at Jesus
100%. Look, look at the
left mountain. If you keep running towards Nito,
look at the left mountain.
I don't have anything to zoom in with.
Oh bro, my fucking...
My large ass just fell off. It broke. and she my uh my laws um it broke wait what happened i have no buttstock
no am i
is he now a single tapping weapon?
I don't think it makes that big of a difference actually.
Dude, I'm trying to find you guys.
How far are you going?
I'm looking at Candy Cane, running towards Candy Cane.
Where's Jesus?
Okay, other side.
The left mountain.
The tall-ass mountain with rocks on the top.
There was a guy...
There's a guy up there.
Oppos opposite side?
If you're looking at...
Yeah, if you're looking at Needle
look left at the left mountain from where we are
The one with the helicopter crash, other side of A2.
All I have is trees on that side.
Here listen... Can you hear my pistol?
No.
You're married pistol? No. I'm dead on dude, son.
If you see a zombie there's a guy up in the rocks.
I think we can probably kill him here.
I'm trying to come towards the guy.
He must have crested it right now.
No, he was just pacing it. This one of you guys?
Yeah, this one of you guys, right?
Yes, yes, look.
This is where the guy is
where I'm looking.
Up on these rocks Yeah, yeah. Look this is where the guy is. Where I'm looking.
Up on these rocks. I don't have a scope.
Is he on those rocks up ahead of us?
That's where it was, yeah.
Oh, is that him? He's looking back! He's looking back!
Yeah.
He's on the right side of the bushes, the little patch of bushes.
Wait on the top?
So you see the rock?
Yeah cresting right, cresting right. There he is!
He's just cresting.
He's cresting the mountain towards
two rocks on the right side.
You can't see it. The rocks... you won't be able to see the rocks so
you keep them out rendered for a second
you can actually render him when you
hold left we don't take that fight from
this he's there
that's so far though bro you don't
shoot that he's looking You don't shoot that.
I don't shoot that?
He got double blazed
That just immediately made me turn around and not pushing him anymore, I can't even get close.
I'm starving though...
The only way we go up to him is if we wrap left.
You're starving dude? We gotta figure out a food situation.
Yeah I left just-
Maybe we should've fished for a little bit longer.
We ate all the wolf bait huh?
You didn't get any fish.
I have a wolf bait only for you bro. Nah, I'm good, I'm good. You red?
Yeah but it's...
Well let me throw you when I'm white.
I don't even know where you are. I'm with the rest of the boys, I'm not sure where you are.
I'm coming back here.
Where in this fucking sack? Are they getting smoked or did they get smoked already?
As soon as we linked our head we had someone.
I was hoping that a bear caught that bear running this way, but...
Haven't even heard any of it. That guy killed it? I'm right here.
They're getting smacked right now? Oh now. What's the score?
Alright, do we have a real hook or you still have the rod?
We got the rod. Alright let's go.
Ummm...
Let me see if it's a real hook.
Wait!
Do you have the sledge shield?
No!
Fuck!
No!
Why?!
I'm not doing that bro!
You wanna go ice fishing?
Can you break a hole in the ice only these lakes down here, but it's like the most suicide spot ever
Yeah That sounds really uh... Let's go somewhere. Where are we at? Did you guys already dip?
I'm going towards A2, yeah
Oh, now she...
Right of that mountain we were just looking at, straight down the hill.
Like in the valley?
Yeah.
You know what we could do?
Mike, is just take him to the fucking lake and fish.
At the camp. We gotta go to the camp yeah.
Yeah we're gonna have to get right close to that guy though. I don't know how I feel about it though
I'm just waiting... Tony's with me on my reverse
Running down
You got a raid 2 Zed?
See him? Okay Left your right a little bit Summit You alright, too? I see you.
Go up to your right a little bit, Simon. Just ahead. Okay. I'm just looking at the mountains.
These are hard shots man, such ones like this running zigzagging it's impossible.
Nah if he hit us i I'd be surprised.
Oh, I'm just to your left.
That's just as far as where we were shooting at?
Yep. That's a hard fucking shot, man.
Wait where is he?
You have to be standing still.
Well I mean I don't see him. He's just on the left of this hill or left.
Moving?
No I didn't even see it. Oh, I think I see a guy.
Is that his own ring?
Uh...
... uh
is god's rifle hitscan at that range i think it is
as far as i know that thing hit scan at all areas right is there a range that god's rifle does not hitscan
no but it'll take time to hit but the scope lights up wherever you're aiming if you're gonna kill somebody.
So like it tells you how much they'll eat.
Gotcha.
You can't miss.
He's got a little red dot that shows up, yeah?
You see a red dot and you shoot and someone dies.
And everything on them gets... they explode. Have you seen the bulletatter that comes out of them from back then?
Oh my god, it's like real.
What was that guy doing over there?
He was probably looting that heli and then i bet he went towards
either Isha Terry or he i like this map but this Amazing spot to be with you. See this is the...
See man, listen I like this map but This was part of the game where I get bored
Where we start going for filaments and shit
Oh yeah
I hate it dude
I hate it
They couldn't have made like getting filming Jumping
The appreciate the choir bro that five-day hunt for that blue was I was
It takes like that long to get no it, it takes that long when you got a cheater streaks-siphoning you.
We could do it in a day no problem.
It's luck though.
So look there is one...
There are bunch of spawns down south with those filaments
and there is 1 of each color on the map spawned at any given time
so if you loot it like 10 minutes goes by respawns.
It's rough brother. You have to get three of each.
How about if you could have it in your inventory and another one spawned?
Yes yes yes in your inventory and another one spawns, by the way? Yes. Yes. Yes.
And you can bury them in sashes
and stuff is what a lot of people do
Alright we have nozz right most of us
Alright so we'll leave for now
That's okay that's okay Most of us? Alright, so we'll do... This guy's on red.
That's okay, that's okay.
He can live for like an hour or two.
We're just gonna clear it quick and check and then we'll- Oh my bro I can't see shit.
Yeah turn your head left, head left one.
Uh there's no battery in it.
You need one?
Yeah there's no batter-
I can't bro
Stand up stand up
Come on come on
Come on
Come on
Oh fuck I'm late
Take it out of the muon!
Put that in again.
I'm going up, Mike.
To the spot?
Or to the filament. Is it L for the headlamp?
Yes.
Yeah, you might as well hold it.
Nah, actually that's not going on.
Hold this type of thing.
Tap it.
Did you put the battery in the right place?
I think so, yeah.
It's not ruined is it?
He's holding his gun while you jump.
Now try it.
There we go, there he goes!
I was looking at your gun like what the fuck?
Yo, ombuscope dropping the 25 get those ombu. Thank you again brother.
I appreciate ya man. A filter on the ground and a not spawn spot?
Oh. Pretty sure it's not
Not a fireworks launcher you off set that thing off
but I know
Hey but kinda. Full filter bro, damn.
Take that deal. I'm on first.
I got another one, I'll grab it.
Okay
I'm going down, is anybody four?
Here come with me so you see me
Hello! We're gonna go down too
Okay Is anybody clear button yet We're gonna go down too. We'll do the coat.
Has anybody cleared button yet?
No, I'm armory.
I'm at it.
I'm going to clear right now.
Yeah we should probably get stuck in there.
You guys are left floor, you guys on point?
There's like a walkway to a silo
looking thing. Oh, I got too far up.
Alright, I'm on
B4.
This is the armory down this way. Yeah, same thing.
I'll be good on water a little bit.
Some light out over there.
Okay.
This is the armory?
Just taking force stuff.
Oh it's locked!
Armory's locked.
I have a lock picked.
Alright we get one more.
One more.
One more. One more. One more. Oh, it's locked armory is locked. I have a lock pick
Yeah, I got a small gas canister.
Should I grab that for our shank?
Yes bro, fuck yeah.
Who's shivering?
Is that us?
Are you... what floor are you on again?
Second. When we came in, I haven't hit this area yet
I'm gonna come down here, guys.
What fucking room is this? Fuck this room.
That door being locked is weird though.
This is you on three?
Getting warm, do you want to get back?
I have blue...
Light or dark blue? Light blue blue um
you have anything against if i was to join the server obviously not looking at stream time now i've no i'm nothing against anybody
uh wanting to play in the server and you know maybe come
across organically but you know i can't force you to do that either so basically it's up to
you boss man i can't say no
but I don't think it's
a bad thing that
or malicious if you guys are just in the server
and running into me and shit
thank you again brother man i just want
to say that it's a lot of money bro all right appreciate it still one of the
coolest names
thank you guys so much for the research students appreciate, appreciate it. You know your way around here.
Yeah man we run into each other.
Yeah, in my place.
It's not that big too.
Just seems that way on Earth.
Do you know it's bad when you know your way around land?
I usually run away from you.
That's not good either.
No, I just looked up and there was no using aiming at me. I'm like whoa!
Alright you guys ready?
That's why I can't find anybody in deadfall.
Come on, you got a lot of food now too?
How are your legs feeling huh? Yeah we're gonna go fish.
Where'd you guys go, upstairs? Up one.
I'm gonna go fish.
Yup, we're going to go fish.
Go look at that flare! who's there Cool Zee fish.
Man, we have a four man in the mosque eating is fucking annoying.
Yeah one bear though and we'd be fine.
Dude maybe we double rod it.
Double rod it?
I actually have rope...
Yeah one bear would always be up there for literally hours.
Oh I see a bear up the hill! Come on let's kill it.
You're lying where?
Look up the hill there. Left of needle.
Needle?
Go low bro. I'll cut that fuck there. Left of needle. Needle?
The other way around.
I'll cover that f***er up.
Go to it.
Oh, I see his a**!
Let's go to the one on...
Left of needle?
Big mountain.
Oh, you were in there?
Killing all these zombies solo, like what the fuck can you even do It's fucking horrible as well You can do it. You just gotta play slow and take your time.
It's fucking horrible is what it is.
Yeah, solo stuff man with the zombies?
You can hop on like a lot of shit you can't do.
It just sucks if you get smoked while doing that.
We should get the fuck out of here.
Over the bear, no?
Yeah yeah.
One and done right there.
I'm waiting on you guys.
I don't even know where you are, there's three of us here.
We'll just go towards the barrel and we're good.
Are we going loud? Yeah.
Well no, you have silent SVDs though.
No I don't so I know, so let them shoot.
Yeah they got it.
Wait i dont think you have mine oh so Someone TK. Listen, that was one time. In DayZ recently
I see him. Just shoot him once, and get him running up.
Both of those are fast.
Come on big boy!
This way, no this way!
You're only dumb when you don't need it to be.
Dude I was like he came here and killed our whole team the other day! when you don't need it to be. Yeah, we are.
We killed our whole team the other day!
Do we have any food by the way?
Where's Tony?
Is there a bear running at me?
That's intended. Nice
We're eating good tonight!
This is the best bro.
Dude, I have six already coming.
I got three. Holy shit that's gigantic.
Wait wait wait we gotta work on the server Can i have a full ladder? Why it doesn't work on this server
I thought that was a day one only.
That thing's gigantic! Um, you know what we can do? We can cook this shit up.
Who isn't rent food?
Is everyone red?
I'm yellow.
We can still fish as well, like on top of the...
We don't have to feed you?
They don't have to but...
We'll get deer over there I think
Oh are we going over there
to do a lap?
Might as well. Yeah.
Um, let's... look you and Tony cause your red food should just hold up and cook this shit
And then some of that can lose the whole ass fucking place for...
Not even tripping that.
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well you could go back I say yeah dude you know you can get on the roof by the way like without going inside?
That's a good thing to learn boys, look at him.
I found this shit out like not even that long ago
People camped the top
They camped the top and you have raptors on the sides. They camped the top, and you...
I don't have enough stamina to do it, but I'll drop my bag.
We'll do it.
There's also another way to get on the Lovejinks Docks one,
where you drop your bag and...
And then you climb up, and then you're up in the top room.
This is locked? Big T we are going in a fucking container.
You got the bear? Who's got the bear?
Hey boys!
Nice mask buddy
Wow look at his gun. Fuck his mask!
Look at his gun, he's got no stock.
I thought it was just glitched into his chest.
I thought that thing was glitched into his chest.
It's a pistol now, it's illegal in certain states as a pistol defense weapon.
Dude you would break your skull shooting at me!
I'm gonna go loot the filament. Save me some though. I'm pretty low maintenance. so I'm going to try and get the other one. is All good.
I got some M&M's here to chill on. I thought I made a bill?
Mmm, nah.
Listen... It'll give you both but...
Don't listen to these doobers, boiling's just shit.
Boiling will just give you less food but gives you water too so it just keeps you good across the board.
But in its situation situation it's better It's not a bad thing.
The reason I put a little water in that bag
I mean, it's annoying as fuck when your food is really good and then you have to go find a fountain or something because the water is off.
It just keeps you neutral.
Yeah exactly, I like being across the board.
You die faster from no water? Yeah, exactly. I like it being across the board.
You die faster from no water than you do food by yourself.
Way faster. Way faster.
Oh really?
You can starve for an hour and a half as long as you're not cold or thirsty.
Like that's why I'm here today.
So boil bro, right?
Well just have water all day.
We'll really cook your food
and then boil some waters or put in some water.
When you're cooking food only water...
They really need to be able to make like let you cook like cut these steaks in half man. God damn it.
I still need some don't forget me.
60 degrees is good right?
Hold it in your hands!
A pot Hold it in your hand. Whose balaclava is in the goddamn......pot?
Here, maybe by the house or something.
Just in vicinity.
Well that's indistinguishable. Why is there a pristine bottle of water on the beach?
Oh you don't know.
I think they're one-one
Maybe we won't get sick anymore
That's true right? That one was infected.
Alright, stomach red, going back.
Ew... Dude, imagine eating a boiled bear steak. Dude...
Imagine eating boiled wolf steak, it might even be worse? I don't even know.
No, I think bear- oh actually no!
You could eat a dog like that?
Wolf probably eats more animals.
Bears eat fucking...
Anything.
Doesn't a wolf though?
Yeah.
Bears eat like...
Well, bears got diseases
and shit,
but only like berries
and I don't know.
Dude,
I've seen videos
of bears walking around
with like 20 foot worms
hanging out of them
like they're disgusting
okay even though the pears are disgusting bro why'd you have to tell me that
i never knew that i could have done my whole life without knowing that, Dre.
Oh look at that fucking video man.
You know what?
Mike told me that one time and now you have to know it.
Yeah.
No shit. you have to know that. You know what I'm saying?
I've been sick first,
I get sick and then un-sick
and then sick and then I'm sick, and then sick and then I'm sick.
One of the friends don't buy them in here.
Why does the buttstock just break?
Does that ever happen on a gun?
Wasn't it ruined?
It was ruined when I died with it.
You could hammer nails and build a house,
And the stock on an FAL wouldn't die! You could hammer nails and build a house,
And the stock on an FAL wouldn't break.
Yeah.
I'm like what the fuck?
You're gonna build houses out of it.
This is me running around throwing you out.
Hello.
Let me give you the other tank.
Ah, there we go.
Where's that?
I said save some
for me and you
oh cheap stocks will do that. I feel ya.
Really interesting to see if this thing sprays.
I'm not sure.
There's just like cook bear mad hot
to make it safe?
I heard bear is kinda gross though
It's gotta be disgusting
It's like he got the most gamey shit ever, right?
Yeah that's disgusting.
McGregor fight cancelled your line no shot 100%
Who is he supposed to fight?
People have been saying Michael Chandler
people have been saying a bunch of shit
at least the comms got pulled out too
That's for sure.
Is that real now? Oh, by the way...
Does he ever even fight?
Does he what? Does he ever even fight anymore?
Dude, it's crazy how he started
fighting crazy amounts.
Now he's just like really sick all the time.
I didn't know the last time... His last fight was Usman I think. When know the last time he saw it. His last fight was Usman, I think.
When was the last time McGregor fought?
Um...
A couple years back.
That's like five cycles ago.
Alright who the fuck? Oh, it's Luger.
You son of a bitch!
Do you think he's gonna fight again?
He was supposed to like
fuckin' very, very
very embarrassing.
I'm in! I feel like he's just chilling.
He was literally on the Ultimate Fighting
Championship or whatever it is.'s just put on like 30 something
pounds he's huge yeah he was one of the coaches on top against michael chandler and that's how
it usually goes down is those guys are supposed to fight
And you know the only other time they didn't fight was with was when Conor
McGregor was a coach. I'm pretty sure fact check me that chat, am i right on that?
Wasn't that the only other time the two coaches didn't fight was with Conor McGregor?
It's- it's Uri versus Pereira now?
Cypro running it back.
I kind of like that, I would rather watch that.
Who is it?
Yurii and Pereira
Oh, that's a banger
I got Pereira on my watch that's a banger Dumb bucky. Jerry's taking some crazy hits though.
Wait, does anyone need a gun?
Just tan just wear something.
...fuckin' fix up this pistol?
Oh it's here for your suppressor.
I already did, but should i just keep saving it?
Yeah, yeah, keep saving it for your suppressor and your main gun
The pistol is like its okay with James in so long
I wonder what the reason is for the McGregor Chandler to be off.
He's got a flush out of his system, bro.
He was just in that movie, you know?
They had him on that fucking Hollywood diet.
Drop it. Injury in camp, apparently.
McGregor hurt?
Yeah.
You think he still got that fire under his ass though? Hell no, not
ever since the Mayweather fight.
And now he's just doing a wash room
You fuck me your pots got no pot put it on there quick and You got it?
Mine's on there.
That pristine pot, How do you fix pots?
Blowtorch.
You really never have to, bro. You just find a good pot by the time you get back.
Alright, listen boys I don't want to be greedy here but I gotta take one Rose.
Cause I haven't had any yet.
Oh look! The non-boiled meat!
Everybody wants the non-boiled meat,
don't they?
Not true. Not true. What happened
to the boiled meat? I'll take some more fat.
I didn't get any of it, you motherfuckers ate it!
You don't eat the fat?
I did, I ate a little bit of that, yeah.
Well we're gonna catch up later on.
I ate some fat and then gave a a little to you. Oh, I fed you.
I fed your bitch ass and I regret it.
Me? No, uh Tony.
Look at all of us and then look at Tony. I thought that bear was gonna last us for hours bro.
That bear didn't do shit bro
That bear didn't do shit
Nah just wait Oh you know what? The bear didn't do shit.
Oh, you know why? Ready?
You fucking boiled it!
That's not true. I only ate two pieces.
Alright look you eat half of this
Tony and then you eat the other
half so...
What happened Tony is these motherfuckers took all the meat. That's what happened.
We're never boiling meat ever again.
Maybe boiling's not the way.
I told you motherfuckers!
Maybe if you have a group...
Well look dude, here's what we do.
We cook all the meat
the way God intended
and then we boil some- and then we boil
some water...and then we have water!
Yeah. Alright, that shit's eaten
let's get the fuck outta here
What a terrible idea
Dude this is the most fun!
Fuck this killing monster killer!
Damn bro...
I'd do cannibal runs more often if they didn't do the stupid, like...
If it didn't laugh as much and the twitch wasn't as often.
Like dude just lower- is there a server?
I mean I wonder if servers can customize that.
There's a mod on Anasara where the symptoms go away...
The more human you eat?
So they made it more of like a withdraw rather than like a brain disease.
That's what it should be, bro. You know what I'm saying?
Warm pot for you Mike, I'm not even kidding.
No, I got one! You guys take it.
Who was ruined? Mine but I got one. You have to get... Oh, who's-who's was ruined?
Mine but I had two.
What the fuck?
I said I had two on bro!
You're fuckin' high.
What?!
It was badly damaged, I needed two bro!
Dude should I tell-should I tell Hutch to put that on the servers?
So we can do more cannibal shit?
I like the mod.
I don't know if it's a proprietary thing though for Nostara.
Oh... Oh no, there is some ocean in the lake. I wonder if they can...
I wonder if the server settings have an option to put time between the stuff.
Probably not, right? Not with Kuro.
Gotcha. Damn!
You can tweak for the Maul's stuff I think
but I wouldn't. Yeah we gotta
get that Maula bro, that proprietary? Aw bro, that sucks.
Yeah I would make it way more like Saucy.
There might be other similar shit or I know the guy who made it out of Texas 7-6.
Yes!
Get in with them. I'll text him and say... Yes!...that he's like, what hot shit.
Fuckin' with that.
Bro, cause honestly it's like a wasted mechanic in this game
in my opinion. And he's also super against people like uh
gatekeeping shit so I think what a nice fellow then that's cool okay
i mean dude because the kuru shit like it's just wasted mechanic
it's just not good enough like to really
No one does it because the side effects are way too bad you'd rather die, but you'd rather die. Yeah
Tony's first life fucking Mike gave me yeahomer. Yeah, yeah you shot yourself that's right.
Tony was looking at what the fuck happened and I come back he is wearing my whole kit.
He is wearing my whole kit.
If I ever want to get someone's kid I'm doing it.
I'll do it to Hutch.
Oh, you don't gotta tell me bro! You don't gotta tell me!
I had a lot of fun on the motherland that one.
The summit killed me in cold blood and turned into me. Yeah. Someone killed me in cold blood and turned into me.
Yeah.
No, I have my Blackstock card.
I'd rather have a VSS.
He felt real bad 10 minutes later
when I pull up his stream.
He's me.
It would just be stupid to minutes later, I pull up his stream. He's me. Yeah, well listen.
It would just be stupid to leave the stuff.
I kind of wanted to keep the VSS
to be honest with you. For real? I mean, you
fucking spoke about that.
Thanks, Nasty. I don't have enough bullets for it. I like having a full auto, full auto gun.
This thing is cool but I'm scared to use it now because I'm worried that's not going to do good.
The LAR?
It has no buttstock? Honestly, I bet you're gonna love this one. alarm no it has a bus stop yeah dude
honestly you're gonna lay somebody out
cool
bro yes yeah I think that's it okay
take a pissing yeah
you should fucking like the scope off and the mag out and just
fucking snipe people they need to be able to kill something
snipe people in irons am i crazy are we near the
are we by the camp like i don't even know yeah
uh yeah down to the right next year i'm pretty sure
pss and valor two completely different guns you have the valve that's what i
said maybe whatever two completely different guns, you have the bow. That's what I said! Maybe... whatever.
Oh dude, it's the same thing?
Same shit.
Someone voice-conned me.
Nope, I don't know where he is.
Oh.
Same direction that we were kind of heading.
Okay, I'm coming out into the openness near water.
Is that where you guys are?
Did you hear that?
No, I don't hear shit.
Alright just run towards the water maybe?
Run with the water main.
Run with the water on your right.
Just keep running- Keep running with the water on your right.
Bro, I should've put the fireworks! God damn it!
Yo, they're sick aren't they?
We saw them that other guy.
Yo, blade!
Where my bullets at? Thanks for the prime subs guys
appreciate it bro and how
thanks to the 62 months man now appreciate you brother much love guys
or not is it not or no it's gotta be not yo kids were real guardians mohawk moha ken sorry
hey what's up i was just about to kill you guys.
No, please don't.
I'm real diligent
about finding you now.
I'm at the camp, Mike.
We're here.
Are you guys really that down bad on food?
Because I'm going to tell you I ate one cooked bear steak
full apple from yellow.
I ate a full bear steak and I'm not falafel.
In fact, I'm going down.
I didn't.
I'm triple going down right now.
We can fish here.
I have a real hook.
I'll fish right out.
This is the price of four mans.
I say we grill
and then I get water from
lake and chlorinate it.
It's smart huh? I don't know why we're listening to Mike on cooking strats. He's always starving to death
Come back I've never seen you have a shit out of the pot like if I boil the water in it no oh
yes yes yes everything's in your phone
where we were we planning on cooking uh
we can use this up now that's right
we're at a propane bro oh shit we can cook on that stove for a lot of
people around propane i gave you the oh wait we ran out of that one too you know
what there's a campfire tripod grab that campfire tripod we'll do it in the trees.
I'm catching fish. There's a little fireplace right here.
Yeah, but... You scared me. Alright, I can carry the tripod.
Tony Tripod duty uh the second drop yeah i'm gonna just try that since we don't have
the thing all right I'm going to go through that. Oh no.
Wait, there's a buried stash in the middle of the lake!
So... how do you see that? You're cheating. Nooo, noo.
This is actually where I was
where that guy
I was playing with
found two buried stashes.
What are you talking about?
There's not a buried stash.
Swim out bro
swim out
find it.
No
you can get wet and cold
you little bitch.
How do you get sass to get the... What?
It's a spaceship. Bury it.
You have to bury with a shovel pickaxe or farming hoe like a certain container And then to get it with a shovel, pick extra farming, you know? Like a certain container.
And then to get it out,
you need the same...
A cooking pot.
Yeah, exactly.
And there's a little dark snickle
there on top.
Yeah.
Oh!
Oh!
Did you catch one yet?
I got one already.
Yeah yeah.
I just got one too.
You have one more each.
How do you see this though?
What are you looking at?
No, I don't see anything.
I just wanted somebody to swim in the ocean
and then like...
Just trying to get your hypothermia. swim in the ocean and then like i mean
just trying to get your hypothermia so is there a stra- I mean very easy to spot? Uh if you're looking for them yeah dude
honestly bro, I've ran taro before
just looking at trees and found like a full suit
of components. You're lying!
This is what they do, this is what they do
They farm filaments, these french fucking zurbs right. They farm filaments, these French fucking Zergs right?
They farm filaments and immediately
bury them. Immediately.
On Tara. They're not even
fuckin' like smart enough to
do it off-Tara just do it on-tar.
So, they immediately
bury the one filament
they find?
Or like,
they'll do like...
They'll bury a cooking pot
and then they'll come back
to it
and add another filament
to it
and be like,
I've caught wellies bro
And they'll add two filaments to it Like we have a- We have a whole suit buried on one of the servers in play right now
Just from like fucking... What is Taro?
Tara is the island we're about to go to.
We're right next to it. It spawns the filaments.
Technically,
we have another one on the one we just got off of.
So you really think we can pick up a shovel,
go to Tara, and find random things in trees like around industrial
places i swear to god but it's like i don't like doing this because i don't want
to look at my ground when i'm full gear and i do what i usually do it because I don't fucking want to look at the ground when I'm full gear.
When I do it, I usually do it naked.
Okay.
Like I'll spawn in...
Maybe you go bury your own stuff and then you do it.
The problem with the burying is like you can't really bury gear because the shit's not big enough.
People hide barrels with guns though, or sea chests.
I found double barrel ones that had filaments, tank batteries, plate carrier guns
everything bro.
Dude we dug up just the other day on the server were on now not this one but
the one where we're on earlier today? We dug up a blue filament,
A keycard, a blueprint and
A fucking suit battery.
What?!
You need a battery for the suit?
And an O2 tank yeah. What happens if her runs out your fuck well
It just powers the night vision like air shit
Like she have a gas master. You have an eye vision
Yeah
So like Mike didn't have a battery for his so he had to just
wear a gas mask and keep the mascot on this night vision head strap well once
you get to Lantia then that's your book installed it's called me I mean And then the cheater fucking stole his helmet.
That is the most... Dude, I didn't even believe him bro
I saw him in A3 and he's
Fucking sitting there no helmet
On with a space suit.
A3 is the globe?
So when that storm happens
right? Yeah.
You know A2, that place we were just at, the bunker?
Yeah, with the control panel.
So when your muon goes off we have to click a button in there
It's only 9.
We can actually push for some...
Bump in the orb and it takes an A3
And A3 has got sac loot
If you have all this shit Where is the orb A3, and A3's got sac loot. We can actually push for some progression there.
The orb is
just past research on the mountain.
I called a fucking
cooking pot, bro! Are you kidding?
I got two fish already.
So to go to Lanthia so A3's got sac loot and then
you can just leave right but if you wanna go like all the way
to Lanthia, you gotta get a bunch of other shit
start another thing in there
I've never been to Lanthia, but I wanna go.
You guys just leave me there too.
If you're playing? I got you bro!
I just want to leave a character there and wait.
Nah, you're way too good at this shit to not be a lancer.
I'm not good at scanning for players bro that's when i get dead
Well one where like when your solo thats one thing. But when we were kind of like...
And when you have a suit
You can tank the first shot a lot of times with it
So it's like fuck
That's the only thing that's really going to knock you out, bro.
Double blazing ahead and if they do that, they're crazy.
Alright I got two fish let's get the fuck outta here.
Yeah let's go.
You have that tripod?
Yeah bro. Alright follow me brother.
You already know what I've got done.
Alright who needs water?
Dude you know what's the best thing with catching the pot though? It's full of water and it's not
frozen. Or rather just fluorine it yeah
Let's just stop right in the...
Damn I didn't get water.
Alright, I need Tony to chlorine this.
You chlorine that Tony. You're gonna chlorine it
and boil it? No we're not going to
boil it, we're just going to chlorine it.
You typically have to boil it anyways
though cause all the like snow and shit you get
fuckin... It'll be frozen Yeah. But because all the like the snow and shit you get fucking frozen yeah but because I called
it up a lake
it's not even what or gold I'll take it
one of mine really sick i don't want to
drink that it's freezing no don't break it don't forget just drink that if it's freezing. No, don't drink it, don't drink it. Just drink that one.
Drink as much as you can.
You don't wanna warm up my shit, no?
Or will it just turn freezing again?
I don't think we put it in the beans.
We could warm yours up, put the tripod on there
and boil your shit.
Wait should i put it into my pants then? Will it be warmer?
No no
Try not to go too much sweat, I'm trying
No but I mean like when it is coked.
Yes. Yep, exactly.
That's a heat pack.
No, no, no, but it'll keep the... Like if the pants are better insulation
than your backpack.
Pants or your jacket is where you want. Your uh, your deep ex
Yeah, it won't it won't yet. I know what you're saying though
Put that tripod on there though
Oh Put that tripod on there though, yeah. Oh! What the fuck are you doing? I was fighting a fire hold on
Cool alright ummm
We're cooking now!
Wait you took the tripod bro?
Yeah.
Oh do you wanna boil your water quick, Teddy?
What am I doing?
Boil your water.
Isn't it freezing?
I'll take your mask off for you.
We're not boiling the fish, it's not happening.
I agree, I agree.
I already have full model anyways.
Alright, you can take it off.
Okay no boiling. That's fine.
But just listen
When your solo its a different ball game okay?
I'm just gonna say. I'm just sure throw that out there when you're solo
you can brother i'm still team so what's my guy that's why i agree solo but in a format
yeah when you guys need massive food you need the food
do anybody have a knife or just ruin mine?
I need you to cut up some carp for me.
Oh, you just ruined yours.
The guy who was saying, oh, sharpening
sharpens that shit. You know what's crazy is if, oh, sharpening stones aren't that shit.
You know the craziest thing
is I have a sharpening stone too.
I've two of them right there.
Here Sonny,
this is all your pot
right here?
Want me to cut it up?
Oh yes sir. This pot that I take then...
Oh no, that's the one we're trying to drink.
Did you chlorine it?
The only PVP in this game is against a slab of meat.
There's a shot on tara i cannot wait to kill it
uh yes it's good to go once it
well once this you know all, who needs water? Anybody? Michael? Brink out?
I'm good. I just need like a pitcher here.
There's the pitcher on the ground there. Yep.
I grabbed one.
Don't eat it right away. Baked is hotter than boiled. Yeah, that's another reason to boil actually.
Dude I didn't even notice.
We saw it too.
It doesn't even cool off.
Like you can boil
say like a pot?
And you can see how it's steaming under you.
This pot that's boiling is part of the fish.
See this cooked fish, do you see how it's steaming?
If you leave it on the ground, it will stay like that forever.
Really? It doesn't cool off.
So what do you have to...what does it cool off?
In your clothing. Or in your hand?
Put that shit in my hand
all right all right i'm going to get a handle right?
Ah, I must stick it in my...
Anybody need fish ready to go?
Fifteen bucks little man!
Haha you got it.
I'm good, you guys get up.
You want to sag that tripod?
Uh...I guess probably hold it like this. Just tag that tripod. I got it, I don't have a backpack slot.
What the fuck is it though?
Make that shit dude on the fly.
Where is it? I wanted to burn my tongue a little bit. Wait, why can't I take it?
I'll drive into the ground for you. Yeah.
Right here on the ground?
Right here on the ground?
Alright, let's go!
Another way to know if your food is ready Tony Is if you hold it out and like you're about to punch somebody.
Stop smoking right now.
Yeah, yeah, I learned a couple things.
Alright, I got two on me whoever needs it later.
We've got two on me too. I'm just going to get my stomach
loose. It's too hot bro, there is 70C and ain't corn. I mean you get some water from bakes.
It's not just, it's not dried so that's fine.
So a bake is like this
all right where you guys at I'm with ya.
Alright, alright.
Looking good! Yeah we should be set for a while now that shit honestly get us almost full apples on all of us.
Oh yeah.
The bear and that.
There's also deer all the time on this tarot.
Yeah if we see one you guys should kill it with your silencers, honestly
Here's been let me down
What's given the meat like who saves these days out of them maybe headshot it I don't know if that makes a difference. Shot to the heart... yeah shoot right in the heart.
I wanna say how many times you have to shot at him Star Citizen updated today and they suspended any accounts similar to the previous vacation.
Yeah, I don't think it depends on where you shoot at, I agree.
I just jerked.
I shoot him in the head...
Isn't that where you're supposed to shoot them in real life though?
But I swear!
You are, yeah. But I swear I'll one tap em them and they drop me nothing.
Well you never know somebody else could have been fucking beaten with a knife. I didn't know he was killing that. Yep, nice remove.
Or like 22 did and got away?
Apparently you just ruin the hide. It only ruins the hide not the mean amount.
So it's random to me no matter what?
I bet if you fucking bugshot a shotgun or deer it would fucking ruin the meat or bar some parts of it, right?
I... do what's say.
Bug shot would slap off a fuckin' deer, yeah.
Oh. I don't know if you like deer.
People usually hunt with 30 out of 6 for deer, no?
I don't even hunt deer. I don't deer hunt, I dunno.
Probably though.
You slugs the deer hunt with shotguns?
I mean, in this game somebody will
buckshot a fucking animal to get some meat at one point in their life.
Oh by the way Mike, I watched that clip back
We were fighting a guy up here running across this bridge
I broke his leg and didn't even kill him
I thought I killed him
I see zombies up in the front area
Yeah imagine your right here
And somebody breaks your leg and leaves you.
You better die, Bluekey!
He's gonna crawl his way unless he had a friend that crawls like him.
Well no we heard that shot on Tar I think somebody finished him.
Guys wanna cook some food right here in this barrel?
Who the fuck brought this barrel out here? That's what I want to know.
Well that's like a static...
Oh, so static as well. See, I just saw the grate on it.
Dude, that's like crazy stuff. Maybe in the future I was about to say, I just saw the grayed out on his head.
Dude that's like crazy stuff. Maybe in a blizzard it'd be kinda cool?
I don't know. I think i've actually used it in a blizzard before.
I'm not even gonna...
You gotta be a different kind of desperate.
Yeah, fuck yeah you got to be down bad like flicking hell. Probably where I was.
We haven't seen anybody in how long?
You guys couldn't warn me this was coming up.
What the fuck are you talking about bro?
You're gonna have no laws. I think you would have fell in the water.
No, I don't know about that one.
I appreciate it, Alex.
Yeah you know this map dude
It's like I like it and I don't like at the same time
It's fun, I know the progression is dope.
But this part that we're about to do right now where it's like going fucking trying to find people on Tyra and try to find filaments...
You don't find people on Tyra. This motherfucker is empty.
You rarely find people on up, and the filaments
we need three each probably at
the very least one of these sticks
to get two of the suits probably
to make it worth going to the, uh... The ladders?
Yes.
That guy's kinda lost.
I think going to the submarine is pretty epic but you're not gonna see anybody out there either.
Like, I broke my fucking leg on the second jump.
Or was... like, I still missed that shit.
It's not supposed to be easy.
You must have went from higher or lower?
What's wrong? There's a problem though. You must have went from higher or lower, I don't know.
It's the crowd-shum.
I did! I crowd-shumed for that, I promise you.
Okay...
Yeah no it is but...
Yeah well you're good. You're not his foot. Yeah, I didn't bro.
I just got to kill these zombies right in the fucks.
I fucking broke my leg
I thought it was over there.
This guy was trying to jump into the portal earlier and miss it and broke his leg.
Oh, okay that's more than I thought.
With his suit on.
Yeah with my suit on.
Well Tony just doesn't know the portal shit, I appreciate it.
So i'm sitting there like low keys looking at ice cream and acting
And that's when the guy stole his helmet!
So he breaks his leg missing the portal and then the cheater stole his helmet.
Listen, I got back up my helmet is still on me right?
I walk a couple steps, I crouch and uncrouch And forget you have to re-control
I walk another step, I fucking fall over from that
You knocked? No way!
The second knockout this cheater stole my helmet
They don't have logs apparently for like
there's like there's no such logger i guess or whatever i don't know how it works but he said they don't have logs for when people pick things up or something like that.
But they, like, found him on the server and he had...
He had the suit helmet on and not the suit.
No way.
You ass motherfucker. That's so goofy.
I don't think you can wear it without a suit,
probably just had it on them or some shit.
The dude didn't get rid of the sunroof. Fuck the guy. Ay, ay, ay...
The dude didn't get rid of the fucking...
...the avid shinsmash?
Who wants it?
I don't wanna be hit.
No no bro.
Uh who's this in front of me?
I don't want that.
Yes you do man.
Oh yeah, I have a backspace.
You know what that shit is for bro.
No I don't. Dig picking up the stashes bro oh this can
be i didn't notice you do that okay i thought it was a shovel yes sir shovel pickaxe or
we're way southeast of our Isle.
I saw the counter, Conor McGregor... Wait it got postponed? It's not cancelled?
Poor fucking Michael Chandler brother. This dude this dude McGregor got Chandler, brother.
This dude McGregor got Chandler waiting on a dream
trying to get a money fight.
Poor guy.
There was shooting here originally.
I swear to god, i heard it yeah.
Yeah, look what I just found.
No no no, no.
Oh, plastic explosive.
We're all dead!
Yeah that goes with the receiver or something like that?
Where you can attach it to a... what do you even do with it?
I think its... You get a remote detonator,
A plastic explosive and a protective case
to make an IED.
That's right, it's the
protective case.
I think you might need an electrical
protection as well.
You're right some of this new server down back Right in the open.
Some of this new server down bad on Lux map, it's pretty fun. Lux map huh?
Is that like the new one or whatever?
Or is that just when you play Lux?
Oh yeah. You need that. when you play That's a butt thermometer by the way bro.
Yeah that's for your ass. He's got a medical thermometer now. Gee-gees!
Alright, so baby...
I hope you tincture it first.
Imagine he gets some crazy disease.
Someone before him?
Guru, even. You got pink eye.
These shacks ahead of us don't spawn the filaments, by the way.
Oh those shacks are gonna have filaments? Yeah.
It's a top though.
So what're we looking to do here? Maybe get two sets or just roll with one set?
One set is cool with me.
Two sets?
I don't think somebody wants it. You're gonna be strict, you bet this is the only way he gets to land you.
This whole goal right, isn't that a whole goal, right? Isn't that the whole goal? Finish the map?
I mean, I would like to but I don't know what the fuck we're gonna do.
You used it to go get a Gauss rifle brother!
No, I think that's a-
Look, we can send Tony and Alantia for a few minutes.
And bring him back, yeah.
Bring them back and then we'll summon them with the suit so that we can actually see it all.
You need to see Alantia, Brad.
You haven't seen it yet.
You need to see ALL of it. Alright how this is gonna work is we're gonna find two fucking blues
then we're going to find two fucking oranges
you know what I'm saying? It's not gonna be like back and back
We're gonna find a stash! We're gonna find five stashes in one spot
Yeah right, oh yeah
I found like three or four in one day.
When we go to these industrial spots, we're not just checking
industrial, we're going to be looking around all the trees.
That shot was here, wasn't it?
Am I crazy?
Yeah, yeah, hospital work. Holy shit. Oh, that shot was here wasn't it? Am I crazy? No, it's in front of us.
Yeah yeah, this!
Yeah yeah yeah, hospital or something.
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
Horrified man.
You've never seen fights out around here?
It makes me happy at the hole.
I've gone a triangle formation
around these parts for fucking like eight hours
one time so i'm doing a couple days ago mike and i got killed by three suit guys here no lie
yeah yeah this is you're only gonna get beautiful
are you sorry another side didn't mean to catch up with it no you're good you're good Are you gonna get your ear pulls? Oh, sorry. Another...
Sorry I didn't mean to cut you off brother.
No, you're good.
You're good.
You're good.
Did you see another suit a day later is what he said?
Not suits but like night vision and the fuck.
DMR
And then we kill these motherfuckers, right?
They're stacked as fuck
and I'm like feeling red HP
Mike is dead. Hutch decides to AFK
in the same place as me on
the bodies and watch the Xbox game
reveal. No, did
you die? I swear to you.
Somebody came back. Danir killed me, right?
I kill him.
Hutch goes, oh, what happened?
I'm like, I killed another guy.
Hutch goes, oh, okay.
Tab's back out.
He goes back and gets killed.
He gets fucking... No, he doesn't get killed.
The fresh spawns run back
picked up the gun off the ground and killed him.
No way!
He's my worst teammate of all time.
Let that sink in, Hutch!
You are considered a worse teammate than me
and I just killed Trey
like, a couple days ago.
Well no because Hutch
doesn't even know He doesn't even know.
Like he doesn't even fucking acknowledge it.
You killed me and immediately you felt like shit dude.
Yeah...
You felt terrible.
That's not true.
You cared more than I did way way more. Yeah you know,
I'm sure you would care more than I would
if it was the other way around too though to be fair.
Oh 100%. If you shot me, I wouldn't really care either.
It's always that way.
Yeah, but Hutch shoots you bro and he doesn't even fucking...he'll blame you!
Yeah, somehow he'll forgive you. You know what I mean?
Or him killing you.
That's what happened to Judd one time.
Judd,
I think he killed Judd and then he forgave Judd.
Yeah that's how it goes.
I think that's how it goes. I think that's how it went.
Oh my god...
That's how it goes.
Don't we close to those guns?
Yeah, I think it was hospital. They could be here
so... They might have killed deer the way it was like two shots
like that. There's a deer spawn between us.
Are we just all the way south right now?
No, we're on an island
It's like south
I think we check all these real quick it'll take 10 seconds.
And the only reason to come here is for the hospital and for the filaments?
Basically yeah-
Oh and snipers!
Not the sniper spawns.
Sniper spawns.
People here are either like fresh zombies...
Locked zombie.
What's that?
There is a locked zombie.
Oh I shouldn't have shot! I shouldn't have shot that. You're good.
We are rolling four deep.
There's a dead zombie here. Blue door, you guys feel this?
No. I shot the one you shot?
Oh, you did?
Okay.
I shot one in a small spot.
Blue door!
Did you kill this one?
In the compound?
No no no no.
Can he be up here?
He'd be up at this little fuckin...
Nahhh.
Dude, he went hospital we gotta go kill him. Let's go, let's go.
I'm with Tony. We're going.
Look if you're here, you're either straight for left gear trying to get a sniper and you're weird.
Or you're like fucking...
You are not looking for a sniper this far. I'm over it maybe.
Maybe for people that are getting their shit kicked in
on the other island. Well they spawned in
and just went there. Really?
Yeah, I do it constantly
kind of thing. What?!
So spawn in, start a fire...
Like where do you spawn at?
Jalabisco like right north-eastern zone?
Yeah.
You just spawn and swim to the ice then you swim to Tara.
Interesting.
Is it worth it?
I guess you get geared not as much opposition. What the fuck do you do about food and water bro?
There's no food response out here, you just be...
You fish or kill a deer Yes you fish? Or you kill the deer.
I guess your fish, yeah.
But if you spawn in at like nemsk and hit that log cabin with the shed...
Oh dude! Dude do you get three things of food just for the- Yeah and then you just leave.
Just you, you know what I mean?
You find a mic, you just get a mic and go.
I bet this guy was killing deer bro
I mean really he's gotta kill one, fucking loot his shit for fishing stuff and you're good to go.
Well dude you come down here right? This is the alert that like you feel
You come down here, you climb a tower, you get a tundra
And then you kill a fucking guy that looks like we do.
Yeah, after that I mean they're just huge.
They're common the tendras out here. All the towers, the construction up top. I might try that.
You should definitely go there.
Lopez vs Ortega?
Depends on where you spawn. Lopez vs Ortega? I gotta look up Lopez.
Speed hunting them all, speed adventure.
Do you see zombies down at like here? Here? I'm about to...
Here?
Yeah, he's talking to the docs in there.
I don't see zombies.
Upper sewing is no zombies at all and harbor it's a little foggy.
He's construction or he's's in the hospital 100%.
I think it was...
Hospital to be honest, I think he is there.
It just sounded like deer or boar that he killed so I'm don't know. Like would he go to a hospital and kill him?
I don't think so.
The trees... yeah the trees.
Yeah I don't see shit down there in some of us. Did you guys just dip?
I'm going towards Hospital.
That's the one on the left, right? From the dock?
The double yellow crane? Yeah buddy! Alright. I don't know why I'm running away from someone.
I'm gonna sit right next to it.
Yeah you're asking for trouble aren't ya?
I'm saying real close.
I'm trying to bear witness.
He's like waiting for me and shit.
Yeah yeah then him in the front too.
I'll try to bear witness to this shithead
I'm just going two twos at least.
I'm, I'm just...
I'm assuming!
Don't matter. We need arm bands or something honestly.
I wouldn't mind that.
Hey, what kind of these windows?
Some they can The open ones. Not anything that's like...
stupid style
I'm going right in the wall. Drop short there, you might be cycling.
Yeah, but we're hereone? That's weird.
How long does the loop take to respond? Like 15 minutes if nobody is in the area
Yeah, it depends on whether people are coming in or leaving.
These great spawn filaments, the industrial ones...
It's only the grace though. What, at this place? Yeah.
Really?
Only crates here?
At the hospital.
It's like industrialized.
I don't know what you're talking about.
I'm not sure if it was a real one or an actual one. I think they were just trying to make them look like they were actually in there. They were probably looking for something else. At the hospital. Yeah, at the hospital.
It's like industrial spawns.
Alright I bet he would...
What was it called?
Construction?
We're leaving the compound guys, just so you know.
Uhh...
So hospital's a quick hit then unless you need other shit. Got it. Okay.
Yeah like bandages or saline or medicine or something. It's like the all-or-none thing.
People be there pretty often, the hospital.
Same with this construction.
I feel like I run into people a lot.
That's where we fought the DMR guys the other day, yeah.
This place is crazy.
And these two guy still live here.
You guys got a max FOV?
Do you need to pump it down a little bit to see better?
Max.
Trey said to put on max, but I've been thinking about lowering it.
Yeah, I play lower in a lot of games though.
That's what I normally do, I just put it to max recently but I was like,
I don't know if that'll work.
Hopefully you don't max because I maxed on this game.
Sure. I'm gonna lower it a little bit real quick.
Bucket? Probably make shooting cleaner when you're trying to hit people
I mean, I imagine
you'd be shooting at a little bit more pixels
at certain ranges and shit.
But it's very specific as well.
It just almost feels weird playing Daisy so zoomed out.
I don't know, I'm used to it being zoomed in a little bit.
Like even an H1-Z1 I didn't max my shit so I can see people better and aim better.
Think I do the same thing on PUBG
H1, what are you doing? I never played it.
Really?
Yeah.
Thank you, thank you.
Save a mass there.
You're obviously looking at all the trees though.
That game was awesome man.
It's fine brother.
Yeah yeah.
It's all good like uh...
I don't remember what I was playing when that happened.
What game was popular in H1?
Battleground Style and...
H1.
I think H1 and then PUBG came out after H1 was popular.
Was Overwatch that? Was I playing Overwatch? Sure. g came out like after h1 was overwatch that was i playing overwatch
for what other games around yeah you're going like cs
no i wasn't playing cs then CS then. What happened?
I was H1, wasn't it like
2016? 14
I thought, no maybe not 14
Maybe I was playing CS.
Was it 14? This is on the up, 2.
Yo what is that up there? I'm going for it.
Ate me.
Oh right. Look at the yellow little thing above
the ladder frame.
It's a bolt action.
Savannah?
Call us Savannah.
I'm dropping my AKM at the bottom of the ladder if anyone wants to hold it.
What is it?
AKM
Not what I'm saying, what's the bolt action?
I have no clue we're gonna find out
They are all almost the same for the most part by the way.
Once you get up to like the Mosin caliber right, the sagas are the same?
Well we have the SG98 now is new I guess.
Simply reliable.
That's good for R2 though.
Yeah yeah.
Is it just the ammo that matters or is it?
So the ammo doesn't i mean like guns
that shoot big
you got one red oh finally red That's the hardest one to find usually.
Unless you're us and look at this cam!
I can't believe it. You know, I had a feeling there was something weird like that going on.
Because of the throwing shit?
I told you somebody was fucking with us and just hacking in the air
Throwing shit
That's a sick fuck if I doubt one
So this game is
Weird Tony, All the guns...
So ammo doesn't matter. It's only the gun
that can calculate damage.
I have every zombie on me and I can't shoot them silently?
I need help so badly.
I just found a horde of zombies myself.
Yeah that's the ones that are on me.
Oh! He stopped having it. What the fuck?
Did somebody grab that AKM or are you guys on it?
I can take it. Where is it?
I have an extra...I mean I can take it too cause I don I have a next- I mean,
I can take it too because
I don't have a second gun.
Oh you don't either!
Okay yeah.
Yeah,
I don't even care.
Take that sheet.
Mine's good for both spots.
Mine's good for sniping and fucking...
Who's got a particular AK. Where is the AK?
I have a pot...
You have to protect it.
Is that red filament?
Yes sir, so that'll be orange and blue
And then we can go make a suit
Shit
I don't know about you guys but I feel lucky about finding the stash
I'm feeling good about Harbor. Oh, Harbor!
We haven't gone to harbor.
There's another filter here somewhere.
So, I'm starting to think they all spawned full on this map now.
Maybe is just the other map that doesn't?
On Deadfall yeah.
Yeah, Deadfall they'm almost there in this Yeah, that's all they suck you know it's all
Yeah right
So you kill a zombie in the passenger
Shits running out as a full half
Hell yeah
That shit feels great It's not a wet storm yet we should probably just start moving to harbor together
You see what I did? Um...
That was crazy!
When you hit him with the on'm me, I was so proud.
Hit him with the I'm me...
Yeah but I could have maybe lived there if I just shot his ass instead
But it's all good
Do you know what's what's the craziest thing about
that, by the way?
That guy that kills you, the British guy
that was the yapper
The guy you killed! Yeah!
I heard about that!
I heard about that. I heard about that.
So it's good to know he is still doing good.
You don't have to feel bad you know?
I heard he took that life though all the all the way to maze and past passages.
Oh no, alright everybody link up. That was a crazy clip by the way.
The Derringer play oh my god
Dude,
I had nothing bro
an iJ
a derringer
and a fucking
And my shotgun
had uh
My shotgun
had fuckin'
What's it called?
Slugs
Rubbers
I had it on double shot for that that guy loading that bullshit at this point
Yeah
Dark circles that are like pretty big you know. Are you guys proxying them or just looking?
No, you can't...you don't see them in the vicinity.
No it's like a buried looking pod or something.
We gotta stop looking for them.
I mean we are in a storm and this's the best time to look and not get shot.
Let's just stick in a tight pack then, we're nice to you guys.
Yeah, we're all here, keep looking in this little packer
it's the french guys bro let's do it
i won't believe it until we see one. Dude, I wanna fuck them up so bad though.
They're hard to find. How do they keep track of them bro?
Well you realize like look I was on this- I was at the sign and then I saw
the tree and then the next tree.
All we'll do is just you see the small trees?
You know what we could do Mike? Let's go to the camp.
No let's go to the camp down here and then run the coast so that maybe we can find a blueprint.
That's like the easiest part I think.
Well yeah but lets check the camp for Sabbath. That's like the easiest part, I think it goes to Harbor.
Well yeah but let's check the camp for sashes then we'll go to the next one.
That's right! You have to look for those med boxes or something, right? Or some shit med stuff...
To find a blueprint? Aren't you looking for like special boxes?
The coast. No so it's the coast of Tara there is a lifeboat that crashes
That's what it is! The life boat.
Like people always say you gotta get the keycard and blueprint. It's like dude...
The key card is just at the submarine, the blueprints are close on that.
We usually have the blueprint last then we go to sub and oil rigs same time.
Oh okay We just go to the sub and then the fucking oil rigs same time.
Oh, okay.
That ain't nothing.
Yeah you're never gonna find people out there bro. Summering some rate of your time you have to be nutty.
Dude, you'd be amazed we fucking-
We've been in place at oil rigs.
Oh shit...
Can you imagine the bricks you were shitting by the way all your filaments
on you yeah that's true you'd be fucking
shaking oh my god whoa whoa whoa what we need to go higher
we need a lake up in fire.
Are we by the camp, Mike? I don't even know.
Just throw one down and it's gorgeous bro.
Yeah, yeah. Alright, you sure is?
We don't have to be injured
Let me go right here Uh uh What the fuck is really going on?
Is that bait? Yeah, I think so.
I did the dumbest thing in fucking damn today.
Yeah.
I saw a guy's light, so I turned my light off.
Tried to turn around, walk a little bit, turn my light back on.
On the passage map?
On the
passage map, yeah.
And I went
and I accidentally turned
around either not enough or too far
and I ran into the place that he was in shami and i thought i was gonna do it
yeah so i got to tony i immediately went to discord to tony
i said hey man you need a partner? Uh-huh. Hell yeah.
It's good timing.
They got them too!
That would be a good opportunity to learn too honestly.
I wish they'd give him pride.
I wish they'd fucking give me pride as well.
I've got like 200 hours of training.
Yeah, that's right.
I'm not going to do it.
You're not going to do it?
No. I don't want to do it. I wish they'd fucking give me priorities, whatever it is.
I got like 200 hours in that shit.
I don't even know how I got it.
Like first day I was first in queue.
Oh my god...
They pre-priored me bro bruh. They got you bro.
Oh it's Well, what sucks is when the server restarts and then you don't have cryo and you're like, well I was just playing. You haven't even tried Deadfall have ya?
No I haven't
I really think you'll like it because it's faster progression than the Mosk.
So, it's kinda cool. There is some shit about it that's whatever but overall the pacing of it I like.
Is there a lot of survival stuff?
The beginning is chill and everybody has to get through this choke point maze thing
To get through all the scary user stuff right?
So it's like...
Yeah your goal is to get to passage.
Passage is just through
rocks. There are these three big-ass gates
and you go in there
and you have to have a gas mask
and a light.
And you have to find
the punch card
and find the exit.
And you come out
on the other side
of this mountain pass
and it's like...
So you'll start
on a sunny map.
You don't need
to do anything much for survival besides food
water and you come out the other side it's like in the mosque where you gotta worry about your
oh okay and then it's like you got like free and then so you have to have a
what's that i'd say the viewpoint the passage is probably like the middle point of like you know what I mean
whole objective too, that's just the beginning really
yeah well technically I did
the last area because I killed a guy for his ki
and then I went into that area
and you know fought off all
the shit. Did you see what this chap did to him Mike?
Bro they did me dirty bro. They egged him bro they egged him i heard about it but i didn't see it
all i had is the rail gun that was it so i just seen the shotting
i died I died from the egg. That is so fucked up.
My first time, bro, I played Deadpool First time on it, 17 hours solo
Made it all the way
Died two feet away from the altar
No way! Yeah, I ran
out of fucking rag. Like, I needed like
one piece of paper and I could have... I killed everything
I just had to fire up. Oh no!
My last time
there, I took a guy there that had never been there before we come out the cave
We're walking down the stairs
We both get maker three and a half hours into the restart somebody's been camping their sense research no
Collided one shot No way. I think he got colladed, you said right?
What?! No!
Wait, I didn't see that. You have been camping at the end for three and a half hours.
The end of it he camped?
Bro what? That's bonkers bro.
That is insane that he clapped you guys
though, not gonna lie.
My inventory was bugged so I just
stood there for a sec and went, yo, what's in my
bag?
You stood still were you ever thinking you're gonna get shot in there like what no i was thinking it but i was also
thinking there was too many monsters around for her right so i don't know
could he i guess like
he steps off to the side far enough the monsters respawn and then you get an extra aggro yeah
like a skull blitz or whatever well he logged in there so he must have like
logged out there before restart and then log back
in far away from the monsters like up high
and just chill you can show without the spiders weren't
dead or nothing really damn we touch it Talk shit to you dude
Alright anyone need this torch? I'll just burn through it This blizzard is fucking us.
I'm killing him!
You guys got heap up?
Nah, we got heap buffed, we'll do that next time.
Let me fix my jacket real quick though, it's fucking...
It's fucked up, I have 17 of these things in my Zwing's room.
Can you imagine sitting at the end like that? Like, what?!
One thing I will say about that map
bro is that Maker is too good and
easy to get. Really? Oh really i mean you have to go all the way
through the maze and all that it's definitely time consuming and not
to mention you can go too early though and not
be prepared and like just fuck yourself.
No?
Not, I mean...
There's so much ammo
that's required in those areas
without cheesing it
but I plan on
cheesing the fuck out of them.
Everybody cheeses it.
Well, the thing is
if you have a mask
and you cheese it it it's nothing bro.
Hey let me get a bite of that.
I mean the minotaur's no joke, they ain't no joke. You have to have a game plan in that area.
I got through the maze with a crossbow like once you cheese them its nothing.
Okay okay yeah
but if you were the mask you have a mask when you went or no
yeah i was just fucked because
I didn't realize that...
Well, yeah cause I didn't realize there's a difference
between the big minotaurs and little minotaurs
so I took one out in like three motion shots
and was like oh I can totally kill these things before they get to me.
Then I fucking pumped five of them- uh oh!
I didn't hear where.
Constructor let's go, let's go, let's go.
Come on, back up, back up, back up.
Back down? Am I crazier without a fucking like... There like there was even a spirit DMR like
crazy all right I'm gonna stay like something to say yeah he's just down
seriously I'm just Alan Tuber Slay.
Say hey, hey, hey, smoke a poodle? Maybe I oughta come to Deadfall tomorrow, huh?
Yeah the queue's fucking disgusting.
You have to queue it at a certain time, I would say.
Honestly, queue for an hour before you stream or some shit.
Yeah yeah.
Isn't there like... then it resets and then I can't fucking get back in?
So if it resets,
Then you're in a better position to get back in.
Wait were you 10-Q like after everybody filled in?
You spamming the fuck out of it or what?
No, you better fucking...you better double finger that motherfucker next time.
Oh there he is.
Just twitch it.
Isn't everyone doing that?
That's what I mean, that's what I mean. It's like a draw if there are enough people doing it.
Crazy guy. Crazy, bro.
This is funny right? Yeah.
Dude I used up my luck in that T-70 the other day!
... every day
all right
only one
but that's not possible I think it's for sure because the map is still in development.
I don't think you have like a chance at the end yet.
You'll learn obviously quick, but the beginning is going to feel like nothing compared to this map.
You're not cold, you're not nothing.
Food water of your name, Jan.
Yeah which is like...
That's easy.
Look you need worms for fucking fishing though on that.
You have to dig them up?
Yeah just use the knife and dig em up with a hook or something.
Just go right on the hook and stuff like that. They go right under us.
Just, like, literally anywhere?
On the dirt, yeah.
Yeah, you're pretty much wherever you stand on dirt.
The next area you won't be able to do that though.
You'll have to get the worms off of the skeletons.
But if you have a mask you can walk up to them and beat the fuck out of them with your fist.
Skull Mask is the one I have on my character right now.
Must have! Is that the one I have on my character right now? No, must have. We're at construction
I don't see any zombies
We are here with you
There they are I mean, people are dumb right now. Fucking, I'm losing this place again, you crazy?
I don't fucking know about that. okay I'll shovel back in.
Dude, now you got me hyped up over a Kuru mod on Hutch's bit.
Yeah, shit! You're the only one capable of making that that work so you get back to me or Hush, ya know?
Cause uh yeah that'd be crazy. That's-I think it's a misplan in this game if they haven't done anything with it better than what they have. Most things are, then the modders fix
it to be honest. Yeah. The chat's always like
every time I bring it up too my chat is always like you're not supposed
to like it. It's just like yeah but you're not supposed
to fucking dislike it so much that you don't
want to do it ever.
Well that like it so much that you don't want to do it ever. Yeah, yeah.
Well that's just a cool kind of dude
and then instead if you have guru
you gotta fucking keep killing people and eating them
Yeah, yeah
Which is way fucking cooler.
You should have a way to appease the level of the suck, yeah.
I wonder if you could still eat normal food though?
Because that would be hard as fuck if they didn't allow you to eat all the food you had to eat foods.
Oh, yeah.
That would be almost impossible.
That'd be almost impossible, yeah.
You'd be too dependent on others.
I don't think that's true.
I don't know where they're at and why I threw it.
It's hard to tell in the blizzard sometimes,
I won't lie to you.
I mean dude yeah, you can only see like
something 20 meters from you.
Yo this blizzards stopped, do you guys want to torch up in here for a second? Get dry?
Yeah. Where you at? The main building?
Fire everybody on the main building
I need a stick though because we're bringing a stick
Afterman? Yes I need a stick though, cause we're gonna stick.
I don't know what the main building is, Main Construction?
Yeah yeah yeah. Down'm at the top of them down low back room down low
Somebody's gotta bring a stick
I got an AFK for a second real quick
Just torch up
We hear gunshots, flop them if you're ready.
What's that Ed?
A lot of them.
Nice shots.
Yeah, we're chillin'.
You ever had to see something? I'd hate to be a hutch right now, but I got an AK for a sec too.
So sit tight.
Don't let me die Tony.
Okay.
Get a rag?
... so so I feel like my glasses.
There's flowers and sunny weather in the reflection on Is there actually? Yeah. Oh my
god you're right, there is! That's kinda weird.
Holy fuck I didn't even notice that. so so so so so so so so I'm dead.
There's a guy right next to you, Tony. I'm killing him.
Come down.
No no no no no!
Oh there's another one in the bathroom here too!
Da da da!
I just collided with them with the God's Rifle.
Bro, you ain't gonna hit shit with that.
No stock half an ass of it. Nah, you ain't gonna hit shit with that no stock half an ass
I think. No, I don't think so. I'm going to shoot through this right here
both of them are dead.
You could shoot through that? I don't think so
Well actually with 308s
Could you? Not'm not sure.
You can test it on Terry right now and I've killed him before.
That's true. When did you know what I mean?
Say maybe the no stock on this is gonna make it better bro
but i doubt it you should have seen what this thing did to somebody at the before
you got there bro i like lean peeked the fucking door just
like three or four bullets into this dude's chest just instantly fell over it was crazy i
was telling the next guy i was like bro you don't want to smoke dude you see that but i think he didn't want
that smoke because you're in so I guess this is everybody's break time. I'm going to go ahead and do that. Have you seen the walking zombie mod? Some server's been using it so the zombies aren't as glitchy.
It's gotta be pretty easy though, right?
To deal with them.
One of you guys have a rag and to make a torch out of this stick?
I don't have one. Nah,
don't got one either.
Try to use the bandage like the good ones.
Hello?
You got a rag, Terry?
Yeah, I dropped two didn't I?
Oh did you? I didn't see it.
Key's got it.
I'm going in. Most people definitely on the island. Zombies walking during the day, running at night? well now it's clear as we can say
shots reduce the weapons dispersion cone increasing the overall accuracy of the rifle
well that's what it is.
And just like that I'm dry here.
What the plan?
We're drying up and we're going to the harbor. Just hold the torch for a second.
What's going on? You look kinda good with the combat clothes.
I don't like matching the top and the bottom.
I think it always looks stupid.
Yeah, you look so goofy, bro.
I like it.
I like the fucking peacoat vibes, bro.
This is swag.
The peacoat's's that that wool great coat
i should say oh that's a great color wait
i can't pick up the torch bro because i dropped it and things probably run away
then hold F on it.
There we go.
Just trying to dry off real quick with that.
I think you're good.
Don't put gloves...
What are you doing now? good. You wanna hang out there for a little while? It's a little musty. We're gonna stay down here, what are you thinking?
Just how I like it. Okay we're good!
Harder where they kept this guy walking.
He's around Tara he's doing the same as us.
We've only heard evidence of one human...
If he shouldn't be animals loud, he can't be that weird.
But he's on the island for a reason like we're gonna catch him looting, we have to.
Oh yeah! Yeah, towards harbor, towards harbor.
That's more right isn't it? Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Towards harbor. Towards harbor. No no...
That's more right isn't it?
Towards the sun!
It's mid.
It's mid is what it is.
Two shots!
What is this guy shooting?!
Don't let you down if I- You smell the food don't ya?
Wanna go check it out?
Wanna get your bagging in?
Make sure you ain't missing no pieces of chicken
Alright alright alright I'll let you up
I'll let you up
Give me a couple minutes and there you go
He's just shooting and running
We're barely missing him as he comes out of areas.
Really lucky a Blizzard was going on there to be honest.
Yeah, we were close to the shop.
Living towards...wait, wait, was that Hospital?
It might have been bro.
I think it was hospital. Look, hospital is way closer than I thought.
It was hospital 100% bro.
Yeah, it seemed intense yeah, I guess maybe...
Seemed like there's a little more left.
It did feel that way, maybe. It seemed like it was a little more left.
It did feel that way. Maybe he was leaving the hospital hiding in an aggro with zombies or something and just
cleaned up around here like that?
That was deep!
No, that was way further.
Like south I think right? South compound?
That's top! That's the top.
Yeah those are two different ranges for sure.
And that was further than last one too. I think they went from hospital to top if anything
Fuck i wish i had an epi to chase these guys man
We should have looted hospital maybe.
I got two EPs you want one?
Fuck, should we?
If we have four...
That's my hospital. work I don't know.
You see anything there? No.
I don't need much though. What the fuck was he shooting at Like that sound like it's a fight
I don't know
I see one, i see one up top
Where? To the trees
Oh yeah so Deer or no two of them too
i see one lower than him they're just moving up the trees
yeah there's those there's dos amigos they're definitely
they're either not together or... They have to be together.
Surely, right?
How far was the guy?
He was down the trees a little bit
moving up the hill so unless I'm seeing things.
Maybe I had to clean my monitor and I seen some weird shit?
Swear, I saw something moving.
Either way, either way he's going top compound right now
We can try... I think he's gonna move down
to this thing on the left here, because that's the next
spot that he needs to hit.
Was he running up? No, he was moving
right-to-left.
He could move his way down.
Alright, well, I'm gonna go on top He was moving right to left. Like he could move his way down.
Alright, well I'm gonna go up top then where he was.
Okay. I'll go on the top.
Yeah definitely with a scope.
What are you doing?
Just hit the road and I'm kinda about like...
You couldn't see anything? He was like a speck bro.
He's a fucking speck up there.
I just had to move on to tech to beat first one.
Ah, too far bro.
I mean if we ditch this
We could make it but i don't really think we should
Switching mine off
You turn it off.
You put it in your hands, but...
First take the battery out.
You can just take the battery out.
We really gotta s-
I don't know where you guys are at.
We're gonna have to build it I guess.
Do you see this hunting stand?
Yes.
Like up in the street
i'll let you up in a second okay i'm gonna let you up in a second, okay? I'm gonna let you up in a second.
Be patient for me alright?
Stay through and hit the silver right now but...
That's the first one all day bro, the second one I guess. Where are you?
At that stand, let's meet at that fucking stand there.
Let's just meet here and wait for you guys.
There is three of us in this area.
I see you too I see you. What the fuck was he shooting?
I don't know.
Was just jogging the trees to at least help with us, I guess.
Wait, did you have a go?
No, he's back.
He's almost here.
Alright, let's go up's the top.
How confident are you in that second guy existing?
50-50, I really thought I saw movement right below him.
What's the student with a steward?
They were shooting for guns, so... Oh, yeah. Is that not Arthur? What is this dude doing?
That sounded like a what this guy was doing.
That wasn't the M16, that sounded like the Shacks down the hill right?
Dude these guys are weird
I think there's other guys running running towards the shots just like we are?
What if he's shooting trying to find his friend?
Nah, nevermind.
He wouldn't shoot that many.
He wouldn't keep moving while shooting.
He wouldn't shoot an 16 you shouldn't have 16 first either
I'm about to go down. Those shots were on you? Yeah, silent shot he's dead
He's in the trees where you saw him last
Right here
He says die What's that sound?
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
Bro,
I don't understand how you maneuvered.
He sounded like a zombie
not a person.
The gunshots sound so much farther away...
Ew, I fucked it up with enough.
What?
Bro how do you even hear- like those shots
sound like they're far away.
I'm dead too?
What the fuck?
Can you not shoot through bushes?
Sometimes they're like huge shots.
What?
Oh, fuck. That dude just wiped us instantly as a format.
I'm not dead yet, but I might be.
I'm fucking dead. It was multiple. Like two or three of us.
Was it? The same guy killed the three of us.
Nah, there wasn't a lot Lara guy that killed somebody.
They sound like fucking garbage.
I guess I'll know for next time.
There were bait shots,
and there was two guys treed up.
I killed one.
Oh,
I traded apparently.
You traded? Apparently. apparently you traded apparently so how the fuck did they even know we were there no you're not
are they bait shots when they're just moving around. Weird gameplay, bro.
That's awesome.
This guy has an all-gay X.
All-gay
X night vision app see two filaments holy shit yeah he's got we
might have had all three. Keycard, suit, tank...
All three filaments?
Yeah he's all three.
What?!
You should just take that and dip
i'm trying grab this suit wait so it's just one guy
no ah i think i killed one and then I just killed the other, just so.
Oh... that's so annoying bro.
I'll just have to know that like suppress shots in the future just sound like that farther than they actually are you know what i mean?
Give me a second we're bringing Elliot. All right, but
I need help Dude, he has
a Lar SVD.
I don't even...
So I knocked that guy?
Yeah.
Okay. I deleted it. I have a suit on me. All right. Alright.
Remember when I said that thing about swimming the taro?
Nah, no way. No way, no
way, no way.
I can't man, that's why I hate the mosque.
Listen, I don't like that part of the mosque.
Alright yeah. Like just
going to fucking a triangulation of three different areas
and fucking loot for two hours just to get mopped by some fucking random guy on the tree?
Yeah that shit sucks. I'm chillin'.
I think I'm chilling on that one, boys.
I think my game crashed too.
No thank you.
No thank you.
When you're so fucking bored and you have nothing to do but do bait shots to try to get people to come
to you, the map
ain't flowing well.
That whole part of like once
you get to a good position
you go to A2,
you get your guns.
You know research,
you get your guns when it's time
to like make the shoot and go to Lantia?
I don't fucking like it.
It's boring.
It's so fucking boring dude
we just walked around for like two hours
for a
five second engagement that
I fucking died in instantly. You know
what I mean? Like bro, that's
can't take that long to find people bro
let's set fucking ball sack it just sucks everybody got laid out cuz I have
a full fucking suit now
But can you craft it just right there well, let's
You can do the fucking server restarted
Oh Dude, the fucking server restarted. No shit.
All those bodies are gone but I do have all this shit on me
No shit, oh it's
gone
Endgame farming on that map is fucking dog shit.
You're probably trying to find a total of four people in that fucking island.
I think it would be a good place, right there.
Yeah?
Yeah... Is everyone playing on Hutch's server tomorrow?
I'm definitely gonna play it for sure, yeah.
I wanna try a deadfall maybe
Um, deadfalls sick. Yeah. Yeah that falls sick man. I think it feels good
Oh yeah, what am I looking for? What the fuck are you looking defaults good. Oh, yeah.
What am I looking for?
What the fuck am I looking for?
Man, that sucks
that everybody
has two of those.
Oh shit, yo,
raised.
I'm so sorry
Mr. Dono, brother.
You missed my donut
last night but
hope you and the family are good as always.
Are you excited for any games in the next few months?
I'm so sorry,
brother.
Yeah.
I don't really have an answer for that besides not really.
No,
that's a good spot.
I think the server restarting was a sign.
No,
that's a good spot.
I appreciate you Raze, and I'm sorry for missing your notes, but...
Alright homies, good luck on your runs!
Imma go fuckin' deadfall it before I kill my
freakin'... character on the uh y uh you know on the mosque again
oh my lord someone save me.
What is this naughty?... Oh, bro.
That's just...
Dude, I know every time
I get to that part of the map it's about to be
the most boring shit on the planet and then that fucking happens
And it just made it even worse
David, you scared? That's okay
Alright. How long are you guys going into town for?
Wait a second
He's okay What he's okay.
What?
You killed me just now!
I was- listen,
I was butt booty ass fucking nigg-
Are you tying me up right now?
Hey!
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Booty ass fucking niggas?
What the hell?
Was that when? When? I think that was vaulting with the vaulting Haha, boogie up baby! What the hell?
When?
I think that was Vault...Vault what the f- is something Vaulkoop.
It's a bee!
Oh, I'll eat that shit.
Wait wait wait
Stop trying to tie me up asshole
Where are you from?
New York, is that what your asking
I think you are from the jumping land.
What?!
There's five of you?!
We got a little plan going there, bro!
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
What the heck?
That's impressive if it doesn't appear that very...
My name is Rami.
I'm Big Shaggy.
Does this go somewhere Rami?
Thank you so much appreciate it amazing That's aaaaaa Yeah!
Same time
What the fuck?
Fight! oh Oh, get him! Get him!
There's what it is. You are such a doofus.
It's crazy.
Alright.
Alright. All right. I fucking hate the moss,
I think.
I think I hate it, honestly.
Like no amount of like progression is going to fix that about that map.
You know what I mean?
How one island is just fucking dog shit, never played.
You only go there to be tedious as fuck looking for three filaments. Ugh! I hate it, dude. I might be changing my thought process on favor map.
I'm saying, I don't have one so annoying I've never tried Livonia, like for real.
I've only played it here and there. Like, bro, as soon as your fucking map has people just even shooting bait shots?
What the fuck is even happening? Your fucking shit is too tedious at that fucking point, right? Like... Really annoying though that was
To be honest
It was like just
We legit ran around for two hours
Doing fucking nothing
That's the same as Chernarus
I'd rather do it on Chernarus, I think than a mosque actually.
I'm not sure at this point.
I may be rethinking what I think about this game.
Because that dude...
...I just can't run around for two fucking hours with nothing happening.
That's too much man. Way to much. I just can't run around for two fucking hours with nothing happening.
It's too much, man.
Way too much.
Servers max pop? Yeah, servers always max pop.
Like the whole farming filaments and all that shit, like dude...
It's pretty bad man.
What's up man?
Yo!
You alright bro?
Nah, I just feel like I waste my fucking time when I play this stupid game bro.
You want to moth right? What happened?
Yeah you just walk around for two hours and you don't see a goddamn soul and then the five second fight happens
You get mopped your second. I was as stupid as fucking shit of every player participated in
That just peeks a fucking random tree
And here's like okay guy this is to suppress shots, okay guys the suppressed shots in this
dude. The gunshots in this game are dog shit
I agree
Oh I miss Tarkov dude to be honest with ya
I might start playing Tarkov. Like I can't wait for a Tarkov wipe
I'll just say that. That's what I've been saying now, a lot of people have been asking about the Tarkov wipe.
Shit is horrible.
There has to be an update though right?
Like recent updates.
Okay. I don't know, bro. I'm so sorry. Now there's like a vent and you can get on it.
I'm in queue on this, by the way. You look like a doofus. Yeah. Uh oh. I'm just gonna let that bleed tick on you for a little bit, brother man if that's cool.
Just gonna follow you around
for like 10 minutes.
I think we're good. We got this. little bit brother man so that's cool i'm just gonna follow you around like 10 minutes
and never seen that trick before better Where'd he go? There's no way I actually lost him, right?
What the fuck? How do you lose people in this game so fucking easily?
He was just here!
What... Whoa! You should not be able to lose people that fucking easily in this game, right?
Hey wha- in this game, right? Wait, what?
This game is like...
It's hard to find people. It's hard to keep track of people. How the fuck do you guys play this for years?
Oh my god! This game would make me want to play PUBG and T tarkov and that's it at least you can track people
how does that guy hit the guns there and he's gone
what the he was at the back door and he just hits the guns and he's gone Uh...
Like, can I like put some fuckin' sound effects
on your footsteps?
Let me hear some shit and where they travel!
Bros just hit the fuckin'...
You're still clicking on, uh...
The other one right?
This game fucking sucks man.
You can't keep track of shit!
What'd you say?
He's actually gone. Bleeding just left.
No I'm not but you died yeah
oh this is so fucking stupid today Yeah. You can play with the moths straight away. Yeah.
Oh, okay.
This game is serious ass cheeks and I'm done with it probably this might be what i said
today might be your last day yeah before i switch to something else
it's like serious dog shit bro like it always will do this to me every single time I play it.
How do I not hear a direction that guy goes?
I'll never understand in a million years.
You guys just don't have sound effects in your fucking video game.
I can't even hear the suppressor shot.
How does a suppressor shot sound farther
than what it actually fucking is?
Explain that one to me, dude.
The fuck is the audio
dog shit in this game, man?
The fucking 17,000 trees.
So I can barely...
Let alone like dude how am I supposed to keep
track of an enemy trying to hide
from me? I can barely keep track of teammates
because you travel for three seconds and you've gone through
three layers of trees! You can't hear footsteps very well, so it's
fucking nutsack! Increase the fucking audio of your
video game!
Holy shit dude!
You're the only fucking gamer that has no
audio!
Did you just hit the jets?
No fucking idea.
Cause you can't hear where he goes.
I'm just supposed to predict it.
You can't fucking hear it.
You can't fucking hear it! You can't hear shit!
Holy Lord.
Does this doofus just sneak back into here?
Like, where does he go?
What- Like, where does he go? Un-fucking-believable
to be honest with you.
Like get some
fucking audio in your game dude.
Only game in existence that's a first person
fucking shooter or just a shooter in general
you don't have any fucking audio past 5 meters
If people are taking
their fucking shoes off in your game, dude
maybe you should up the
fucking sounds of just- just sounds period
if they can
just fucking get it to zero damn near with that.
This dude hits the guns right there, bro. There's no way...
It wouldn't happen in a million
years on PUBG, that wouldn't happen
in a million years on Tarkov. Tell me if
that guy left out the back door on PUBG
I wouldn't be able to track him everywhere he went based off of
sounds in daisy dude just make a choice dude get lucky like dude how about give me some
information you fucks?
This game has enough fucking cat and mouse hiding bullshit.
When I get right next to somebody,
I should be able to fuckin fucking hear where he's going.
There is already enough cat and mouse bullshit in this game.
Fucking needle in a haystack type of fucking searching for each other man.
Get some fucking sounds
jesus christ there's no way i can't hear that guy right there! I can't even hear if he turns left,
If he turns right or if he continues straight.
How?!
Oh lord have fucking mercy. Dog shit dude.
Absolute dog shit.
Imagine that in Tarkov you wouldn't be
able to hear a direction that somebody went
imagine that jesus man tear bro tear turn your volume up for yourself Shit tier, bro. Shit tier.
Turn your fucking volume up for your sound effects, homies.
I hear my stupid fucking sound effects just fine, don't I?
I promise you that's not what's fucking being heard on the other end when I'm listening to someone else.
Tarkov has worse audio? No.
Tarkov has confusing audio,
but you can still fucking hear it.
You just don't hear shit in this game.
Dude, a guy that close to me should never be able to escape without me knowing a general area or that he's running to you know what i'm saying like if he sprinted off like that
and tarkov i'd hear his clunky ass footsteps the whole way and I'd be able to make
plays off of it. You can't hear shit in this
game!
Like bro...
You basically don't have audio,
you can play the same level of fucking gaming
in this with nothing.
Holy fuck man
Thank you for the donation dude I'm sure that's what happened, brother.
Holy fuck bro...
It's like dog shit central. That's killing me.
You guys don't have fucking sound effects in your goddamn
survival shooting game 20 years
later, you don't have fucking sounds
that travel from one player to a fucking other but
thank God we can hear all the stupid stupid like birds thank you that's great dude Oh, I found you again, motherfucker.
You thought you could hide?
You thought you could fucking hide?
Get back here, man. Get back here!
Oh bro, this is about to be stupid. Are you ready?
Damn it, they're going a little...
Mmmmm, fuck you men. You ready? Fuck you, buddy.
Fuck you man.
Careful there. Hey let us handle this shit! It's between me and him, Max! Between me
and him! uh Motherfuckin' zombie gets me on the cut there.
You gotta be fuckin'...
You smart boy. Oh, no.
We're both going.
Oh my god
i think i'm just dude
uh dude. I think
I'm completely
over it,
chat.
I think
I'm
completely
fucking
over
it.
Right before Hutch gets his DayZ service. I got good timing.
Bro, the game is dog shit man.
The zombies AIs dog shit man the zombies
AI's
dog shit
the sounds in this
game are dog shit
it's fucking horrible
overall
to the
it's a decent
game but there are so many stupid things
about it that don't deserve to be eight hours into your run type of happening
to you know what i mean like you should be able
to know where the people's footsteps are moving
heading toward what they're in a
certain sort of range bro well they just hit the grass and their damn near silent
okay bro I don't know if
I want to do this. There's other games at play that are
better than this. Dude, I could play PUBG and just get
way more fun in this shit, right?
It's like why would I not play PUBG over this?
Getting fights things actually matter it makes sense this is like
willy-nilly as for a video game when it comes to important things like sound Thank you. Dude, you guys can dip off into the fucking forest.
Never be seen again if you want to right in any sort of fight
you go three layers into the trees you're gone and daisy And Daisy.
I can't even barely keep up with my teammates and knowing where they are, you think i'm going to hunt down people in the trees that are enemies,
That don't want to be seen. the zombies have been a joke for like fucking ever now just sprinting the same speed as you hitting
you at like 75 chance to bleed you when they hit
you they up all your clothes. It's an absolute fucking joke.
Anyway, I appreciate you by that. Hope you have a good time, dude.
Thank you for the donut, sir. Thank you for the donut sir, thank you for the donut..
. Ugh.
The zombies in this game are a joke.
They fucking interfere with PvP way more than it ever should.
But DayZ doesn't give a fuck, oh, it's a survival game first!
Or whatever the fuck man whatever oh stupid
game set it's like a good
game but a sack of game at the same time
hey again some sum would you ever sack a game at the same time.
Nah, that game's pretty good. Appreciate you. I don't even know if it's still going to be honest oh
even how fast your character moves in daZ is so fucking weird.
Fucking shit here, bro. It's definitely a
survival game first. Let's go play a fucking PvP
game, huh? ah yeah nice title for a good fucking sit of the fire go find filament this
go fine fill them in that don't fuckin walk around for ten Fucking sit at a fire, go find filament this, go find filament that.
Go fucking walk around for 10 hours before anything happens.
You're dead!
Okay?
You can't hear shit.
The suppressor that's right fucking next to me
sounds like it's fucking a hundred meters away
it said it's three trees away dog shit audio oh my lord oh my fucking lord.
Fucking save me from that. I think Daisy always leads
me into PUBG, I think that's the cycle
because Daisy will show good survival mechanics and fun stuff with that,
and then at the same time show you dogshit PvP.
Not sure if you already have another game in mind,
but I heard you haven't tried body cams yet.
Very different feel,
but very fun.
Much love-
Dogshit PvP!
Your character moves way too fucking fast,
your character doesn't make any fucking noise,
your fucking gun that's suppressed sounds like it's farther than it is!
How does THAT make sense?!
Also, I'm 33 today.
Thanks for the years of streaming.
Yeah, happy birthday, brother man.
Appreciate you.
Thank you so much for being here for so long, man. Sorry about that.
Appreciate ya, brother.
No I'm not trying body cam.
Listen, I don't know what the fuck I'm playing right now but...
It's nothing new. not gonna play anything new No, no. Fucking terrible.
Dude runs out of a house a total of five meters away from me
and can dip out without
me hearing a sound in any direction
and I have no fucking idea where he went,
bro. This game is... It's just sack.
...... Brother man, you can fucking
track people and call a fucking duty.
You know what I'm saying?
Dog shit bro, 20 years later I can't hear a fucking footstep from a guy leaving
with- that's bleeding. so The entirety of DayZ...
Hold on.
Hold that thought for a second.
The entirety of DayZ is one big game of cat and mouse.
Okay? That's all it is.
One big fucking stupid game of cat and fucking mouse
trying to find needles in a fucking haystack, which is is the map it's all it is bro people just lurking
around trying to find other people out of position and like that bro it's horrible it.
Fucking Christ, dude. Literally just trying to find needles in a haystack during your entire
fucking eight hour sesh bro and it's not just janaris it's fucking the most just the same you
will not find fights you will not find people doing
he'll randomly get put off the planet to see her tomorrow and see
the look on his face because i told him that this gonna happen called me dumb huh i'm done with this moving on Holy fucking waste of time, dude.
Walk around for two hours to get into a three-second
fucking engagement, bro.
Good stuff. Good fucking shit, dude. you get to do a three second fucking engagement bro good stuff good fucking This is love, tell me this is love
This is the love I'm feeling
This love is the love, this is what you need Thank you, appreciate it. frustration for some. tomorrow and see the look on his face when I told him so. Yeah, when I fucking quit the
game or I'm gonna get to server out?
Bro! I can't walk around for two hours looking for these fucking fake
items in this game to go to a fucking planet or some shit you know what i'm saying
for that long not seeing anything chasing gunshots across the fucking lands
and then right when i get there, dudes are just prepared.
Ready to go.
Like what the fuck?
I thought we were hunting them!
Dudes just sitting in trees waiting for us....
Fucking shit here, bro. Maybe if I can hear some stuff dude!
Maybe if I can hear footsteps in trees or his gunshots actually make sense of where they're even sounding like
they're coming from.
Bro, did you guys listen?
I know I'm complaining right now but
You guys heard how far those suppressed shots sounded, right?
The dude's two trees away it sounds like he's shooting a hundred meters away like just it's like crazy how horrible their audio is man dark and darker has been really fun this
wipe the pvp actually feels balanced i'm completely over it, dude.
They got banned? What do you mean what are you talking about Trey?
For what?
Dude for what dude those were sniping for real
no way man man
I didn't want to fucking sit there and say shit dude but it seemed hella
fishy the way they played all that
or at least against me The lady peeked out listen oh dog You know, they don't get banned until the damage has been done bro.
It's like I'm wasting my fucking day. Wasting my whole fucking day.
Waste my whole fucking day. Waste my whole fucking day.
That's why, like, dude...
That's why getting Delantia, doing all this
shit in DayZ, bro, it's like...
Man, doing it? For sure. Okay? Off sure okay offline no problems i feel like you know what i mean
pro on stream dude it's just so up in the air people just want to kill
you for what how long is that progression period?
The closer you get to the end of it,
the more people that are gonna try to snipe you. You know what I'm saying?
Fuck, man.
Man, fuck all those guys, dude. Pieces of shit dude.
You guys wouldn't understand what that feels like you pieces of shit.
Can't even fucking play Daisy legit.
I'm supposed to go play a fucking map that takes 24 hours To do anything on
Expecting not to get stream sniped by a couple of dipshits a fucking map that takes 24 hours to do anything on.
Expecting not to get stream sniped by a couple of dipshits like that in Discord.
Oh, man.
I'd punch a motherfucker in the face, dude.
You know what I mean?
I wish dude, I wish I knew someone like that. I wish man. oh Oh
Fucking shitbag humans, dude
There's your chat close ears. I hope you guys have to wake up for your fucking 9-5 tomorrow tired as shit and you fucking hate life And you're sitting on the fucking toilet taking a shit trying to get extra sleep
That's what I fucking hope for your dumb ass tomorrow. You know what, man?
Chad, you can open your ears now.
... like look how much smoother the leaning is in this game oh my god it's butter you can see people easier dude you know what somebody just please pubg one day make your game
malleable man please just show da how fucking horrible their combat is.
Please!.
.
Fucking horrible.
You can just tell from the first five seconds of playing this game
how much more fluid the leaning is,
how much more fucking sense the movement speed makes and like
the things that are slowing you down and shit it's just like bro it makes more sense dude she can't
fucking kill can't track can't do shit on DayZ bro.
It's a big fucking game of hide and seek
that's all it is
Big fucking game of hide and seek
is what everybody plays in that fucking game
Hundred 100.
I'm not saying PUBG's perfect,
I hate this game just the same every once in a while,
but dude, man, compared to DayZ, it's fucking night and day.
So let's drop C4.
Just have Control-Aimed......and I don't have Control-Aimed AC on my fuckin' thing.
Look, if this was DayZ that guy would've made it into
that building and then he would've been fucking gone
I would never seen him again. That's what would happen right there
He would've been fucking gone I would've never laid eyes on him again that's what would have happened right there he would have been gone i
would have never laid eyes on him again I kinda like that thing. I'm just gonna be like aggressive in this game.
I've been playing fucking Daisy, scared
not pushing shit dude right like horrible they change this making our vector sicker now so so Holy shit.
Real combat.
It happens.
It does.
Real fucking combat.
I'm gonna go with that, drop that,
go carnage to that.
Yeah... drop that, go card 8-8 to that.
Let me shot stuff 5 for about 100 or so... I can fucking go into my tab without going
at the- just walking at the speed of
butthole, just cause.
Cause they want you to die! You know what, dude? That's probably a good
thing of DayZ because it slows your character down.
Your character is just at the speed of fucking light
the whole game when you're playing DayZ.
He moves at the speed of light. Look how fast you move in here.
I'd like somebody to put this next to Daisy
and see the differences. I want to see him. If PUBG had better anti-cheat, it would still be relevant?
I mean where would you rather lose your life after fucking eight hours of DayZ like my dumb ass
Like I just did against stream sniping cheating fucks?
Would you rather do it in a fucking quick
20 minute session of fucking PUBG
where it doesn't mean shit, y'know what I mean?
Uh-uh.
All it takes is one fucking guy to ruin your entire run on daisy right stream sniping do
whatever the fuck he has to do you know cheating dude trey tray just got done having a cheater for
the last four days you know uh stream sniping him and taking items in that he was going to so
that he could never find them it's just like bro shit like that is crazy to me and no amount of
community service is gonna save that from happening.
You know what I mean?
It's gonna fucking happen.
Dude, this game doesn't even need a zoom and you find each other, right?
You can still see each other.
In DayZ if you don't have that middle click zoom
you would never find each other ever you know what i mean
i don't know i wonder why it is i don't really understand daisy combat
it's just so trash to me sometimes that it hurts,
and you're hearing emotional summer right now.
Guys, please wait! Don't do it! I could've lived there if I wasn't scratching my ear.
Now clearly Hutch got a server because he wants to play it himself.
Clearly you heard, clearly didn't do it
because of some sum. Clearly Ja."
Listen I'll still play Daisy tomorrow Or if he gets his server out but...
Just knowing that those guys stream snipe me
just knowing it's like within somebody's fucking you know power to take time from me like that
makes the game off the fucking list of games are shitting over there.
Shooting gunshots in the air just waiting for us to go towards them.
Fucking losers dude. just waiting for us to go towards them.
Fucking losers, dude.
...... so so shit to your day's you get yourself a fucking anti-cheat
28 000 playing in your game one i don't even believe there's that many
people playing it and two get yourself a fucking anti cheat man
it's sad these companies will have these fucking games that've been going for so long, and just let them be willy nilly fucking cheated like crazy. all night Hmm.
Steam says 28,000 people? You go find all those
people on the servers guys I wanna see that cause when I look at a fucking server list
I see like max
1,000-2,000 people maybe.
What is it?
28,000 people across the board playing on two man
servers or what? Okay. even with the modded servers you're not counting there's 28 000
in those yeah right i'd love to see where
they're at Maybe just have their game open? though hey can i uncover my ears yet i've had
them covered this whole time
you're good you're getting it, you can uncover him doofus
Oh man...
Fucking mind blowing bro
Fucking mind blowing
Has the worst sound I've ever heard in any single film Fucking mind blowing.
That is the worst sound I've ever heard in any single fucking shooting game of my life.
It's the worst anti-cheat I've seen in my fuckin' life, and it's a game that takes eight fuckin' hours to get the loot just to be torn away from you by some
that's crazy that is set up like that so Oh my god, I hit a headshot. This guy was confusing me.
I didn't understand the layout of the buildings.
This guy was confusing me. I wasn't sure if he went up top or not.
Pfft! I don't know, that just blows my fucking mind a little bit. That's all.
Blows my motherfucking mind. I just don't understand why the fights always feel like dog shit on that game, bro. And I always think it's gonna be different this time.
It's never fucking different, bro.
Never fuckin' different. Never fucking different.
Something's just completely in my head.
Something's fucking wrong with it.
It's just too big of a fucking cat and mouse type of gameplay for something that takes
that long to do stuff in.
You're not even going to give me sounds when people get close to me?
It's like, that fucking crazy okay
you know what i mean
chat clearly hutch's server is going to be clearly better. Absolutely, clearly no cheats.
Absolutely, clearly no snipers. Clearly going to be a better game.
What are you talking about brother? so I'm going to try and find a way to get out of here....
...
...
...
...... One of the things that sucks about PUBG is your parts. oh oh my god I can of him.
I thought I killed him. That is no bueno.
That was far from about
dude iron sights are gross wait did i have wait didn't i have a red dot
the whole time?
I could have sworn that I put it on there. I guess not. What the fuck was I thinking?
I had a red dot! What the fuck was I thinking?
I had a red dot.
When I took the 4x off of it, I didn't put the red back on.
Is there a way to pick up
the fucking 4X
without it automatically
going on a gun?
Because that's one
of the most annoying things
on the planet when it goes onto my
fucking assault rifle and I don't want it there, you know what
I mean?
I just wanna drag it in the fucking inventory
not onto the gun. What do i do to do that
well i don't want to turn off auto equip it's okay on some other well maybe i should actually shift enough i'll equip okay You wanted to talk about DayZ? Would you continue? I wanted to talk about it?
Learn the hipfire. Creep, do you know what the fuck you're saying right now?
One, it's not even a hipfire, it's a pointfire okay so don't fucking talk to me right I'm going to go ahead and do that. It's a pet peeve of mine when people give advice on a video game
before they know how good the player is, you know what I mean?
Right?
That they're watching.
Or if they know it already or not.
They just toss out a random piece of...
Yeah, you should do this!
Sure, thanks, bro. toss out a random piece of yeah you should do this sure date thanks but I never heard that before appreciate it only the second day ever
played the fucking game
this must be his first day playing the game dude let me shoot him with all this advice right now huh uh Yeah, Paylair. Appreciate you, brother.
You have a good night man. See ya later.
Maybe I can get some some modded service for a little bit. oh Oh!
What I gotta do to get you to stop playing the PUBG bots?
Go play with the scumbots instead.
I'm just playing PUBG because I'm pissed at DayZ right now,
I don't know what else to do at the moment.
Just jumping on this for a bit.
You have to understand that I'm very annoyed right now
that we just died in some stupid fucking way like
that last round, cause...
Dude's completely ready for us, taking fucking loud shots.
Getting banned from the server right after for stream sniping but then it's just like damage hasn't been done bro there goes you know what Five hours of my fucking time. and the fucking suppress shots that sound farther than they actually are. I just don't even understand how that's possible.
Fucking mind blowing, dude. Like straight up man, the audio on Daisy is really bad. Always has been.
I dunno if part of the true is that, I don't really remember but
Daisy Sandlin audio
it's been dog shit forever
You're literally playing the biggest cat and mouse game you can out of any other fucking
game on the planet, dude.
They will also take your sound effects away to make it even more of a cat and mouse game.
Yeah shoot!
Round of a fuckin' pause, dude. What a great decision.
Thank you. so Other side?
Did nasty 92. Oh, there's a so it's okay i think you really want to enjoy dayz but it makes it hard with all the bullshit.
I understand cause I enjoy my wife so much until she talks to me. Oh, he blew that.
How did you blow that?
I don't think he thought I was gonna full swing that or something
Crazy I can hear footsteps on the other side of a building and understand what direction they're going in you would never get that in a million on day z
what a nice thing.
Let's just go in here.
We managed to find each other too pretty quickly.
Didn't take 14 fucking hours.
Kinda nice.
Might I say?
Take this MP5.
I don't get an extended mag like that? Gotcha, bitch! ish
gotcha
thank you for the dough danis appreciate your brother much love
well like i said five hours just ripped because these fucks want to be on Discord and just... Oh, it's so funny to stream tonight, man.
Ha ha!
Good times.
Dumbasses. Man! Man, it's really nice to be able to hear footsteps.
Oh my God!
You're telling me that guy couldn't just run up on me, get into a fucking bush and wait for me to leave a building
without me knowing?
Shit. Wild.
Who fucking knew?
Who fucking knew?
Is that what you're fucking telling me is happening right now?
No way, right?
No fucking way.
Shit to your audio, bro. Fix your fucking game, man.
I wonder what fucking updates even come out for DayZ nowadays.
Like, what the fuck even happens? For the updates and those...
What the fuck- what kind of updates you guys got, huh?
I wanna know!
No one's ever complained about the fucking sound being absolutely Hope all is well, Summit. Been a while...
No one's ever complained about the fucking sound being absolutely non-existent in DayZ?
No one's ever said shit?
I mean bro everybody complains about Tarkov
Hold on hold on
Everybody complains about Tarkov audio, right? But at least like
the Tarkov audio can get confusing
but at least you can fucking hear
it loud as shit
so it's not a big fucking
cat and mouse game because as soon as you
get within a certain distance you can hear each other
daisy bro you could be you could be a tree away
and not hear him in the thickest trees on the planet by
the way because as soon as you move five feet
you can no longer see him Look dude, look at these trees Daisy.
This is some- you know?
These are some fucking trees bro!
We can still see things around!
If you get into a fight, you don't just get to
dip into a fucking pine tree and
you're gone!
Flip it pussy! Okay, shut up man. Shut up man. I don't think this is good enough here.
Nope, nope.
Ugh, I wussed out.
I wussed out.
Maybe this one?
Oh, shit.
I'm going to go get him.
I'm going to go get him.
I'm going to go get him. I'm going to go get him. I'm going to go get him. this one?
I don't know what happened on that one. I thought it was going good
Maybe I accidentally beat brick
Oh Rick. Not saying PUBG is perfect though because pub g oh I honestly don't even think that was a bot.
I think that was a player.
Did you just play him like without sound?
I don't know.
I think that was actually a player. i don't know
i think that was actually a player a bot would put up more of a fight than that it would like at least look at me you know what i mean Can I jump over these? Oh, you don't get enough off of it.
Well maybe from there?
Whoo! That was sick right? Damn bro sign me up for the next motocross game bro I'm in. oh i'm dead No!
That was close, that was close.
I forgot how to bolty.
Don't name me bro if you throw nade you're scared How dare you shoot that at me, you fuck.
I don't have none anymore bro.
Are you giving me an escape route?
He's like, look bro. Take your fucking escape alright? Get outta here!
You almost killed me.
Well, you gotta be kidding me bro. Mind your fucking business, homie.
This guy's shooting at me all the way to the fucking river here.
Look at this piece of shit.
Yeah, how do you like that shit huh? How do you fuckin' like it
dummy? Mind your own fucking business.
BANG! so lucky i'm busy with this behind me too Oh, jamming. Is there a car over here
damn it bro
well we're jamming but we ain't got a car.
Alright, we're not too far off. I don't want to go back to the motorcycle.
Maybe I could though
Dude he's got to be moving in. I can probably go back for this
This fuck over here that probably? Probably not. He's probably moving in... I don't know if he'll get me trouble, though.
What happened to Daisy? It got fucking annoying so I had to take a break for it a little bit.
We got stream sniped at the end by a fuckin' crew of three.
They all got banned...
But they fucking killed me... Oh, they killed all of us
except for Trey. Killed everybody except Trey.
This guy's literally still sitting here watching the circle.
What the fuck?
He gotta be fucking kidding me.
Isn't that kinda weird?
Why would he assume that i would come back All right, loser. You sit here and then I'll go okay?
Have fun idiot.
Have fun.
See, it's like shit- It plays like that! Like what the fuck kind of play is that?
Why is this guy playing so hard for
the one kill that he doesn't even know
is still there?
.... so Not a gas. so I like this summit, ruthless summit. Or as the young kids say, he's on his demon mode am I doing this right chat at least once a day at least once a day What? I'm still behind this thing?
How, man?
What do you want me to do, game?
Someone's chipped.
I've been slamming!
I've been going so fast! Is this a car right here, chat?
I think it might be.
I think this thing might be a vehicle.
A viracle.
Yo, man.
PUBG, while simultaneously
has some of the best combat
you can have,
has some of the stupidest decisions you can make
when it comes to circles,
it's mind-blowing.
Ugh!
Their circles have sucked since the beginning of time
and I don't think they've ever changed them i just i'll never understand that
it's like simultaneously the best Battle Royale with the worst circle balance out of all the Battle Royales.
It doesn't make sense.
Fortnite, H1Z1
all the other battle royales have better circles
and the most tactical
one out of all of them
is the only one that punishes you severely for playing too tactical and not moving enough.
Bro, tell me that doesn't make sense with PUBG.
You know fix your fucking circles.
It's been fucking years! My fault, dude.
Sorry, Alex.
I thought I seen it.
We ended up getting first in that one at least.
I didn't get first last year in the Counter-Strike portion. so Beautiful. Not beautiful, but it's okay.
I'll need to get one of those real good ones. This guy's just gonna be here.
You go up this or here? Okay. Shit, that gun's insane.
I think I just took two shots of that and I was done.
I think I just took
two shots of that and I was done.
Okay. so She came out with a moat like daisy. Okay, bro... the fuck?
That was an unorthodox way to play that.
Hey, at least the guy can hear sound effects when people move up on him.
I heard him too, to be fair. me i keep I keep on hurting
You're missing to the request of you Can't destroy, kill me otherwise And take back my heart is Any plans on playing the new Gears of War?
The last Gears of War didn't do very good, so probably not unless they get some new recipe that people like just kind of making the same over and over again. It's not going to fly.
Goal!
The goalie got it.
... so so so so so so eat your food it's getting cold bro i haven't finished it yet that's okay i need some of that
all these guys are landing over here I'm going to go ahead and do this. so so so so so so so so so. 762s, no? Yes. like this then so I got a better helmet.
That guy hit me in the face too, like a headshot on me yes new player bot one of the two tough look i thought i heard shots behind me for a sec
still better sound effects in doozy. so. You need like a 3x or some shit. so so so. so Hell yeah, I'll take this shimmer.
I like this gun, it's fun. Where's this dude at, bro? so Homey's gone.
Do dip to fudge out,
do one shot.
Um... Yep, it's one shot. It's gonna white, right?
This guy is like a fucking DayZ player and he baited me.
Oh my god. He's baiting me. so here I can't find this doofus just run around let's press out this way so so so Dude, where are these fucks at? so They're playing DayZ here, maybe they are. so oh What a sweet circle dude. What a sweet circle, dude.
What a sweet fucking circle just slamming forward like it's a fucking car. so so Got some bullets going. so Sweet, I'm glad I got one minute left after the fucking thing just closed.
Yo, this...
Yo, PUBG?
Great combat.
Fundamentally, the fucking entire game is actually just like completely just imbalanced, bro.
Oh my lord.'re just closed if you want me to do
any sort of tactical fighting why the is it closing so fast already! Oh, dead....
Fucking crazy, bro.
Dude, 16 seconds left! Why chat? I'll tell you why. Because we had to get in some fights bro!
You can't fight people on PUBG. You just have to take fucking cars into the center circle.
You motherfuckers wonder why the ending circles are so RNG
as fuck
because that's all they want you to do
is slam to the fucking center
they don't even want you to fight before you get there
as soon as you take you get there.
As soon as you take one second to fucking fight,
longer than 30 seconds to fight,
you are now completely out of position
and the circle's on that ass.
So weird how this is like a tactical video game,
and they don't allow you to play tactically essentially.
Okay. Look at this.
I'm tactically getting held against the circle
i just understand how you guys have a good game like
this and it can just fundamentally...
It's just fucking absolutely dog shit when it comes to circles.
God forbid you want an intelligent fight in and not a fucking fight where you have to just
move forward the whole time you know
longer than 30 seconds at a
time
god forbid you can't kill the other
fucking enemy team in a lot of time, y'know what I mean?
And then God forbid we have a bot in face.
Yeah dude that's fantastic. PUBG, that's fantastic. You guys are great dude.
That's fantastic.
These old games are just bad bro and it I think it's time to say it dude. PUBG needs to fix their fucking circles. Had too for years.
Fucking DayZ has had so many things to fix. it's just the weirdest fucking balanced game on the planet.
Not bad...
Nice shot.
Nice shot!
Oh...
Dog shit.
I think I gotta slow down the shot on that a little bit.
Maybe I should use bolts, man.
Not very good with these fucking semis. is oh so so so times it did. Hey, thanks, Grease. Appreciate you, Mondo. Much love, thanks.
Grease, appreciate you.
Mondo, much love, brother.
Dude, look at this shit.
We're a minute and 30 into that?
Wait, almost two minutes in queue?
28,000 people playing?
What the fuck is going on here?
Oh wait that's DayZ.
Actually I wonder how many people are playing
I think it's way more than that
on PUBG isn't it?
Admittedly, NA sucks.
I know that's how it goes on this game.
Can't really judge.
It's an EU game, man. PUBG's dead in NA? Listen bro, it's because NA players know that their fucking circles suck and nobody else can figure it out so they keep playing.
NA figured it out a long time ago
restart q when it's longer than a minute really oh me all right gotcha Nah, I'm gonna play Kingdom Hearts.
Okay so after a minute just restart it.
Hope you had a good day! you can't have a good damn busy you can't so so so so Listen, DayZ is just... DayZ has fucking 10 total servers that you can play on, dude.
So there's just the amount of easy stream snaps that happen on it are just fucking too much.
Three dipshits in a fucking Discord channel together, their main goal
is to stream snipe dude, it's eventually gonna happen
so it's just like
add ten times more to that dude and
you got DayZ Okay. Oh, I did not mean to press that.
Whoops! Looks like we're going far.
Don't want to go far though bro.
Fuck it, I'm just gonna land down here late.. Thanks for watching! I clicked on your stream and now I'm at the point where I forget myself
comes out every month. Much love,
keep grinding.
Much love, brother. Thank you, sir. I appreciate you, man.
I appreciate you, sir.
Oh, man man i'm just annoyed the hump is nine that's not correct so It's an ump 9 and not a 45.
Oh, those are different. There's two different ones in the game now. That's too close to the building. hmm so. Okay. What was that sound? uh Someone's around.
He doesn't think I heard him, I guess. so so uh I just saw him turn through it.
Damn, the fucking
Wi-Fi on this is fucking shit here.
Ain't no more...
... anymore What's the problem with bots? They just sit there.
Okay so so Alright, dude.
We're in the circle.
We're chilling.
I don't think anybody's fucking around.
Go towards circle we're chilling i don't think anybody's a round go towards that i guess maybe it's bait shots though like the daisy What?
Why, why, why? I'll wait an extra minute to get into a full game of players, man.
Let me opt in to it. Thanks for watching! I'm not sure it's a bot, too.
To be honest with you. No cap.
Maybe? Ah! Is that him shooting at me like that?
Maybe actually.
It shouldn't even be a question though, it should never
be a question. Is that a bomb?
Oh! so Later home man.. so so Come on. There's just gotta be something stupid about every game I play. You know what I mean? It's just how it goes.
There's just gotta be something fucking stupid about every single game I play.
Pfft... every single game I play. Think I've killed three bots, maybe? One one player I'm not sure. down there shooting at me still
i think i killed that player maybe i should go look at his loop wow what peppers That Pepper's farm the fuck out of him? Level 3?
Maybe?
I love a fuckin' three armor.
No, no nothing to work with. Five fuckin' smoke grenades on me? He was real though. He was a real boy!
I gotta go get some 5.56 ammo.
Uh oh.
Rock solid cactus.
I really don't want to go through a fucking sandstorm so so so um the daisy The DayZ era is not over. We got stream signed today, it pissed me the fuck off.
The game also just annoys me in other ways.
It's annoying me in a lot of ways, basically.
... I'm just gonna shoot my tires..
Charles on the way.
Yeah, he is.
Daisy's honeymoon phase is going away.
I always get it randomly
when I come back to the game
and it feels good again
but
we'll find out fairly quickly that
it's really just a hide and seek simulator You see Running Man's Twitter post about the issues in daisy no i'll look
i mean if anybody knows his it's him he definitely uh
knows what the going on in the game
um on in the game. Ummm...
Let me see
What the fuck are we?
Why can I not find Running Man Z?
What the fuck, I haven't followed.
It's not running man ttv now, is he?
Why can't I find his fucking app on Twitter? It should be the easiest one.
Knowing how something could pop up on this monitor and then not on my main one. there we go why do i not have done i haven't followed no i'm following him dude
what why would it not search that name when that's exactly the name I searched?
An open letter of feedback for DayZ and the devs on a few things.
Sorry, I usually send it in private.
Kind of feel like this one merits some conversation.
To any followers and fans of daisy please feel free
to chime in and say what you think uh you don't just need to agree with me trying to keep things
polite and have an open discussion he's the opposite of me. I really feel
like some of the recent changes have been to the detriment of the game and what makes it
so amazing. Just wanted to go over a few of them. It's mostly the infected but not just their hearing
Oh! infected but not just their hearing.
I'm gonna kill this guy. Got him! got him oh he got them uh Oh!
Fish bones.
I should have prone there and maybe wait for him to peek a corner. Fish bones.
I should have prone there and maybe wait for him to peek a corner, that would probably be the best option there.
Oh this fucking game bro!
Only someone could be right there
Chilling out next door dude, and we happen to have four fucking people in the same area not just three. Oh
my god
Oh Oh my God! Oh yeah, one day.
Okay, let's see.
Really feel like some of the recent changes
have been a detriment to the game
and what makes it amazing.
I just wanted to go over a few of them.
I almost wanted to make a video on this subject,
but I don't really want to occupy my channel
which is meant to be for entertaining people with more
of an essay style vid. Instead
you get the essay on Twitter. For the last few days I've been playing Livonia official one day on first person and one day on third
person and these are the few things. The spawn system is broken. Everybody spawns in the same area for six minutes.
Experiment just hasn't worked for me.
The spawns are a mess, and it feels utterly forced
and meta'd now.
You spawn in, and there are three dead bodies,
two people at the well, one mad player running around killing
everyone with an axe or a sledgehammer.
This may seem fun but every life is
the same and some people just do this
knowing that every time they spawn
other players will be there.
And when the spawns move to the next location
they can just spawn there and carry on the fight.
It's not fun.
It may have the benefits of spawning close
to your teammate if you're in a duo slash trio
but everyone else
is a fucking meta clusterfuck.
Feels like every spawn
on the full pop server
is like hot dropping
into a popular area
in a battle royale.
Most people are out for blood
and there's no loot
because everyone else
has run through in the early
stages of a run inland you mostly feel like you're following someone always because you usually are
um it changed the game for the worst imMO and if we must pander to groups, then please can
we have a choice when we join servers between group spawning and random spawn for our non-meta
daisy experience?
It was better before IMO and not by a small amount.
Damn. The zombies infected
are broken. Thank you!
Thank you!
It was planned to work on the AI in
2023 in your roadmap, and it turned out not to be possible they don't pathway
uh very well they get stuck in doorways and won't run into containers they do laps of an open
doorway sometimes for what feels like minutes before they come in then one will come
in and another one or two get stuck on a door so then you're stuck inside and can't trap them
the idea of zeds being harder is a good one and i would like to see it but to this uh
me to this way but this to me needs to start with the
pathing being better maybe some zombies being
able to force doors open i'd love to see all military zeds being able to force doors open. I'd love to see all military
Zeds be able to break down doors
within a fairly short space of
time and spawn areas, perhaps only
firefighters and maybe police Zeds
doing it. In the past we were shared animations by you guys of this
The zombies are how they are
but the decision to massively increase
the rate at which they ruin clothes
when they hit us
How often they make us bleed when they hit us has become really annoying.
It's not hard. It's not to me
compelling gameplay.
It's moved into being tedious
100000%
on those few sentences right there.
It's not difficult, it's absolutely fucking tedious and stupid to deal with.
They get in the way of PvP more than they should too. Way more than they should.
Their fuckin fucking aggro
ranges are out of control.
So it's moved into being tedious.
Regularly I go to kill a Zed with the
melee and while it's facing completely the other way,
it hits me and causes a bleed without turning.
The Zeds aren't just annoying at the moment because
they can hear from miles away, and
stealthing seems to be not an option unless
it's heavily raining at night or something.
They're annoying to deal with in general anyways.
They are like a dripping tap on your forehead all the time when you play
You spawn in, don't have a melee, find gloves
and then have to take your gloves off to punch zeds.
If you kill even three or four zed's with gloves
with the gloves on are damaged by it.
So we have to keep taking
the gloves off to kill ZEDS or just have broken fucking gloves all the time.
The rate at which your clothes break
for no fucking reason at all, dude?
You act like if you took a pair of gloves
and started punching a guy that it would
only take 10 punches before your gloves
are damn near falling off your fist
Like, oh god! I'm gonna start getting cold
Absolutely stupid as fuck. Zombie hits you in the shirt
Oh God it's-it's ripped! You know what I mean?
Oh I'm bleeding! It's fucking dumb, bro.
Zombies have gone to the point where they completely shit on PvP
and they are completely fucking annoying to deal with in PvE.
The Zeds aren't just...
The Zeds aren't just annoying at the moment because they can hear from miles away and
sell things.
They say blah, blah, blah, you spawn in, don't know read that, read that, read that.
So we have to keep taking the gloves off to kill zeds.
If you find a pristine kitchen knife and kills 10 Zeds
with it, it's now likely badly damaged
and you need to find another until you
fucking get a sharpening stone. Yeah.
Meleeing zombies is completely
fucking shit right now because if you use a knife, they're done.
Anything you use weapon-wise, they're done.
If you use your gloves, they're just gonna fall off.
Pretty fucking dumb.
I think you can hit a goddamn fair amount of zombies with the fucking bat before it breaks.
These aren't hard things to do, but they're very repetitive.
This isn't hardcore survival.
It's turning the game into a plate spinning exercise in some ways,
and it's not just the zeds.
Plate spinning. There are so many examples of this.
Some I can see making sense like suppressors needing a lot
of maintenance because of how powerful they could be
but many others I don't get. is needing a lot of maintenance because of how powerful they can be,
but many of the others I just don't get.
Why is wringing out clothes even longer now?
As one example – or as one example,
it feels like there's only limited development options available
for the game at the moment and you're
experimenting with moving dials on existing features in order to try
and change the gameplay i feel a lot of these are not making the
game better your tagline is this is your story but where's the story
in maintaining every minuscule aspect
of things that don't really matter
for yourself and survival
or for your survival
every life over and over again. I'm sure
this makes me sound like I don't like
to play DayZ, I love it, believe it or not
I am keen for it to be
harder than it is right now. I want DayZ
to feel like a compelling survival game. On Tuesday, I was on
a hardcore night server and stepped on a bear
trap on a hunting area at night while starving.
I struggled like hell to survive.
I had to blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
That's compelling DayZ survival story, right?
Constantly mending your jacket.
Constantly fixing a bleed.
Constantly mending your gloves because you slid down one medium-sized ladder is not fun.
We need an element of this and we have it with how much the
characters need to eat and drink, etc.
I love the change to bandages
needing to be disinfected and what that means
I really like the changes when there feels to be a
reason for it. If you aren't prepared and you have to bandage with an unclean rag
and then you need to go off looking for meds,
that's really cool mechanic of a survival game.
I hate that shit.
But we're all different.
Mostly because I hate that the zombies can disinfect your rags again, basically.
It's super fucking annoying when they're in your clothes.
You'll get hit by one zombie... you'll spawn in with a disinfected rag one zombie will hit you one time your entire
stacks of rad or your entire stack of rags are are infected and now you have to go disinfect
them again yeah pretty, pretty dogshit.
I know these rewards players for staying where they spawned if they wait a moment
to see if you aren't prepared and
you're able to manage above all these
was this
way. These reward players are staying where they spawned
if they made it through the battle royale stage and actually looting the
medical areas in baranzino or uh find alcohol before moving on
if you don't search for the stuff you need
it could bite you in the ass later.
I get it.
However carrying six bandages, three sewing kits
because your forced to isn't feeling very fun to me."
Yeah bro true.
Like how many fucking stupid...
What's it called?
Kids have to find sewing kits, man.
Constantly having to mend my clothes while I'm in town.
Look for a new jacket as I've dealt with four Zeds
is becoming brain-numbingly dull to me.
Please can we have a rethink
on the punitive simulator direction
we're headed in? There's no choice
in dealing with Zeds, we all have to handle
them and we are needed part of the game
but they're vital to it but every time I'm in a town right now,
i find myself really annoyed by the experience as it repeats over and over again until you're geared
enough to shoot them with suppressed pretty much there's no survival mechanic and having
to fix your trousers and jacket every five minutes and then bandage multiple times i
guess it slows the player down but I think the balance feels off with this massively let's see Uh...
Yeah, what up dude?
Stuff like that though. That's pretty much it. What's up dude stuff like that though that's pretty much this
what's up dude
got on early bro
I made it early for once
yeah you got on at the right day today
actually
what happened today?
Stupid shit as usual...
I don't know what got on before deadfall resets
but then i saw that you're...
I'll come over to DayZ.
We got stream-sniped like five hours into our run.
These guys were baitshotting
to get us to move to them and then killed us,
And the server admins banned him after.
But it was just like damage has been done that's five hours of my fucking day
At that point we had been running around for two hours before seeing anybody
So I was so fucking over it that sucks dude
that's frustrating yeah just piece of humans bro what are you gonna do losers yeah
that's how you gotta look at it.
Um...
I mean, I can get PUBG if you wanna keep playing my team- nah, no, no, no.
I play PUBG this year, this fucking bit cause I'm just kinda bored.
But it's fine, like I don look around if someone has been here.
Always there dude.
Played it for a while though, huh?
Alright I'll see if I can land on the...I mean Do you wanna play
Deadfall still or do you want to play Namaz?
Whatever you guys wanna get onto. I think Namal sucks compared to... Not that it doesn't suck, but I've had enough of that progression for the day
if he can get on Deathfall, or if he hasn't even started
then we're all good started
i got on uh dead for earlier i was just waiting in queue and i saw myself get in and there was a guy in the house that i
i spawned in it. I immediately logged off.
Really?
Yeah,
he was like,
yo what's up man?
I didn't see anything
while the shit
was exiting
and just waited
for it to
fucking disconnect me.
I was not about to die to this guy, bro.
Were you geared up already? That wasn't...
Oh yeah! I was geared, bro.
I don't want to just pull and kill him as soon as I spawn so I just like logged out of him.
He was on top of me. He's like, I'm making sure that he doesn't get killed by the enemy. I'm going to make sure that he doesn't get killed by the enemy. I'm going to make sure that he doesn't get killed by the enemy. I'm going to make sure that he doesn't get killed by the enemy. I'm going to make sure that he doesn't get killed by the enemy. I'm going to make sure that he doesn't get killed by the enemy. I'm going to make sure that he doesn't get killed by the enemy. I'm going to make sure that he doesn't get killed by the enemy. I'm going to make sure that he doesn't get killed by the enemy. I'm going to make sure that he doesn't get killed by the enemy. I'm going to make sure that he doesn't get killed by the enemy. I'm going to make sure that he doesn't get killed by the enemy. I'm going to make sure that he doesn't get killed by the enemy. I'm going to make sure that he doesn't get killed by the enemy. I'm going to make sure that he doesn't get killed by the enemy. I'm going to make sure that he doesn't get killed by the enemy. I'm going to make sure that he doesn't get killed by the enemy. I'm going to make sure that he doesn't get killed by the enemy. I'm going to make sure that he doesn't get killed by the enemy. I'm going to make sure that he doesn't get killed by the enemy. I'm going to make sure that he doesn't get killed by the enemy. I'm going to make sure that he doesn't get killed by the enemy. I'm going to. He was on top of me. He's like, I'm making some food
and I waited to logout
Well at least he didn't
kill you instantly like some people
Yeah yeah But that's against the rules too.
What? Logging out?
When they log in and all.
Oh, oh, oh, yeah, okay, okay, okay.
He could have killed you there. You had enough time
to kind of reverse yourself,. 100%. Yeah yeah.
And most likely nothing would have been done because I had that...
I didn't even expect- expect to get in.
It was just, y'know, I was watching a movie and then
I saw my shit go in so
So I just logged out.
But he was fucking in the building.
Listen, just pick a server
and let me know where we're going.
Yeah, DayZ's been pissing me off though, chat.
Not enjoyable, not enjoyable, not enjoyable...
RunningManZ is 100% right on their zombies.
Their zombies are the most annoying motherfuckers
on the planet. Everything- you shouldn't be that big of a deal,
like you're already having to deal with them, right?
Do you have to deal with the after effects of them
so fucking often dude,
like fixing your fucking outfit,
fixing your fucking bleed
because they hit you 75% of the time makes you bleed
it's all pretty dog-shaped balance i'm surprised dude because you would think that these
motherfuckers play their own game wait this something's gotta annoy them you know 12 yeah try to get in You know? 12, yeah.
Try to get in one. Either one.
Let me see if I can get it...
You guys decide which you're getting into now?
Oh yeah, yeah.
The one that's in Discord already?
No, no, no.
The other one.
Wait a minute.
You already connected to that one, Donnie?
The other one?
Yeah, yeah.
The one that you put in.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Kevin might not be able
to get in then.
I mean, I could try for both. It doesn't matter. Well, no. You able to get in then. I mean, I could try for both it doesn't matter
Well no you didn't get in yet he hasn't gotten
In yet it just reset
He has been getting in
But it doesn't matter if your not connected
To that if that wasn't the last server You were connected too you're not connected to that, if that wasn't the last server you connected to,
you were going to struggle.
The last one was the one you put in, yeah.
Yeah, I can't remember which one
was the last one.
Actually, I might have hit it perfectly. We'll back to see.
Alright, I don't know which one you guys are in but just let me know after.
Oh yeah what? Yeah, the one you just played.
Yeah, I got position Q10 so...
And if it's right at the reset...
You do the one that you did?
The one you put in?
Yeah, that's what I did.
No no no.
What someone put in.
Oh okay.
But that one hasn't restarted yet right?
Yeah it restarted already.
That one... what?
It restarts in four minutes!
That one restarts in four minutes.
Oh, that's maybe not... Well, I mean shit.
Pretty sure they both restart right at midnight.
Nah nah nah nah.
You sure?
The one you put- yeah the one you put restarts 1 minute ago.
The one that someone put restarts in 5 minutes or 4 minutes now.
Well at this point if we're talking like that it doesn't matter which one we say because most people know.
Yeah I guess but
we've talked like that
before I guess so.
I feel you. It's not a big deal though
I don't think Jared because pretty sure it'll knock me out of queue when it restarts.
Yeah well you won't be able to hit play.
No but some guy taught me how to do it right oh a different way yeah
all right i'll type it real quick I'm gonna be fucking kidding you. kidding me dude such a loser girl oh this guy crossed the way probably sniped him from a million For you too, Nadi, if you want to try that. But for your time, you know?
That's when
you can start getting back in right?
Really?! I could just spam
intern by the way, I'm chillin'.
He was like counting your head and then yeah. Okay smart
And that that worked to where?
If we did like twice
Positions for me to start right away, but you know the top 50 get it
but that's the time right? The time I put.
Oh man
Could be, yeah yeah yeah
So should I click leave and then do that?
Actually no last time I did the leave thing it fucked me remember?
BANG I did the leaf thing it me remember. I can't fuck with this dude thinks i'm going for the car, i'm going for him. um I'm getting a verification error. No fucking way, bro.
Yeah and literally I went in this game like 30 minutes ago on the server.
I was just in. I went in this fucking game like 30 minutes ago on the server.
I was just in.
Nothing has changed.
Makes sense, man.
We can't...
We never can get all three of us
into this place, you know?
Into this server.
Oh, fucking Christ. What the fuck is that? into this I think it did restart
It's locked right now?
Nevermind, it just unlocked itself I'm 2 in queue
I was at Q6 and that went went away. Let me see if it's disconnecting me.
Yeah kicked off so we're shutting down.
What the fucks that mean?
Mean people are in front of you. Every time I launch I get pushed back one number.
Every time I click play I get pushed back one number.
Every time I click play, I get pushed back one number.
That means it's uh...
You over there?
Welcome to fucking PUBG where you snipe from a million miles away.
I just keep leaving and going back in the queue. What are you doing? Just sit in the queue!
Have they restarted already?
Yeah, it kicked me out and said
stay in the queue bro
There's no way
It literally just kicked me off of it
Piece of shit bro
Outta the queue and then I clicked it again when I was in position 4 instead of 6
Dude you should not be able to be shoot at me from that far away in a battle royale.
Should mean that And yeah
I told you guys like
30 minutes yesterday
and then I went
and laid down for a second
and fucking passed out
Yeah, that's what we thought Yeah Thought you fell asleep and then I went and laid down for a second, fucking passed out.
Yeah that's what we thought.
Thought you fell asleep?
That one 12 hour stream fucked up my sleep.
Sure it is! It's more so playing DayZ for a long hour.
Probably those losers who are shooting at us, bro.
It's crazy!
More times than any other game I'll be honest.
Well the big thing is just that it's staying awake throughout the night and then sleeping through the day.
Fucks your... It's not what people are supposed to do, but fuck is weighing me down so much bro i don't even have that much stuff
get refreshed and then i'm good You know what I mean?
Plus, I was actually able to take care of a bunch of around the house you know it says definitely looking at this yes Thanks for watching! Alex and Jared, I went to go watch that movie you told me. It's not on anything. Which movie?
The one with Timothy Elephant...
...the Crazies
Oh the Crazies it's not on anything really?
Yeah...
It's not on any of those streaming services.
Well it's on like Amazon Prime but you have to subscribe to some extra shit or something we got.
But...
Oh, you're so bad Summit. You're so fucking bad. I was looking for new movies to watch.
That's me. movies to watch Shit. piece of so Third party city, don't do it!
Fucking assholes.
This whole game is third party city!
I'm surprised that I didn't die the amount of time I crouched there to try to kill him.
Okay, I'm in there. Now look at you, bitch!
Now look at you!
Look like a fucking idiot don't ya?
Yeah!
Get outta here shitbag!
Three fucking SLR shots and your still alive dumbass! Get out of here, shitbag!
Three fucking SLR shots and you're still alive. Don't worry the game fucking favors your bitch ass.
. oh
you got cracked right there, homie.
You're in a worse position than I am, my friend. See the bullet flies at the speed of
Bucks I wish it was in there, Noddy.
I'm one
I am one
Let's begin I am one. I have to be in.
I like how they give you a plum in the game sometimes and it looks like a little fucking
grape that you eat on forever.
Ever.
I heard they get eat banana every time.
What'd she say?
Fucking bitch!
Fucking bitch, nothing bro sorry uh-huh
i'm hoping nobody's in this fucking building i'm in bro oh no way
what you're geared yeah hey i got a bunch of shit.
I gotta fix my inventory too bro. It's so fucked up.
Oh shit did JaredLaw get geared here
too? He did but
he died earlier than I did.
There is fucking window to my right.
Oh, my God!
I'm out of this fucking game.
I didn't know there was a window there.
Gotcha.
Think he died in the dead floor already?
Okay.
I guess it's fine. Oh he absolutely shit tiered bro.
And he just got an angle on me dude.
What the fuck kind of window is..........
...
...
...
... Bro, SLR's supposed to be one of the best fucking semis in the game dude right?
Crack that dude three times.
Crack the other dude two times.
Everyone is just wearing these fucking shots. in shots that makes sense
that was a dragon off my dragon is! No I have an SLR.
Are you saying that Dragunov is the
better one?
Dude absolutely fucking horrible
I think i'm gonna do only bolt actions or drag enough like yeah fuck all these other semis
I don't think they're worth my fuckin peak time
Stick your fucking head out for three seconds to shoot three fucking shots
Or just peek out one second to try to take one you know what i mean
try to tap a heady kind of here i'm only going to take the top ones i think at this point just hitting a guy three fucking times in the body and him having just wearing them. so so This dev is really gonna do it. PUBG doesn't give a shit.
The thing about PUBG though, at least they got good- They got decent audio.
I can tell how far people are shooting from, you know what I'm saying?
I could tell when someone's close to me with footsteps
I can kinda gauge the distance so you can't do any of that shit in DayZ
Big fucking cat and mouse simulator.
Can't hear a goddamn thing three steps
in front of you.
Ugh! Ugh.
The fuck is all this stupid shit they got flying around, man? Some sort of collab that's going on right now? so The thing that set me off on the audio earlier was like I was fighting a guy in melee. This guy runs through a house and
I completely lose track of him. The guy's completely
gone. Nowhere to be fucking seen again. This dude just
hit the gun somewhere. You just can't find
him. It's just so fucking easy to lose each other
in that game and just completely fuck off
of a fight. I think it's just stupid,
unbalanced. You can fuck
off of any fight damn near dude
if you don't want to fight in DayZ.
You know what i'm saying
you can off damn near every fight if
you want to And like there's no way that they'll be able to chase you down go through if you could go through a few fucking
Go through a few layers of trees. You're gone, bro
You're never get found again.
You're fucking gone.
You sit there and prone in the fucking bush
And even if they do happen to find you
Well you are in the big advantage spot right there
because they don't know you're in that tree posted up waiting for
them to push. You know what I'm saying? That's just like the whole thing. Daisy's balance when it comes
to finding players, be able to engage players keep track of players is all walked out
and then you throw the you throw the uh
you throw the what's itit-calleds in it, and it's even worse. What? I don't know. You think he doesn't have anything?
MP5, nice spot I think it's spot.
There's someone with no sound.
They need to allow you
opt out of games with bots. Give me a bigger queue
to not get bots or something. No? Am I done
for XANA? Maybe I'll be done.
People shooting from fucking a million miles away, we barely started the game, honey,
We barely started the game i mean we barely started
the game you don't got better to loot over there
he just barely started
how come i can't see him.
Bot, pretty sure? Maybe? Actually, I don't think about what's shooting me that far huh
just a doofus just a doofus That's a bot, sadly?
Yeah, dudes. Listen man...
You can't just like
force me into games with bots.
That's gotta be an opt-in, opt out type of thing no?
This makes it not fun!
What the fuck?
I'm trying to get somewhere fucking safe.
I'm trying to have some fun!
Not a bot, just
a doofus? You think so?
I thought it was weird that the bot would shoot me that far.
Maybe,
I don't know.
Where the fuck is he?
I spawned Mohawk,
so I'm just going to try to run straight south.
Generally you can tell by looking at their loot.
Dude,
where the fuck did I shoot this guy?
I think I have to go a little...
Hello?
Where was I? I shoot this from? Hello? Where was I?
I was like up here, shooting over...
Dun dun dun da dun dun. Don't don't don't don't don't.
A little bit west. so so What the fuck? I don't want the fucking 6X on me. This is just like... I think he's got something. That would suck, man. Give me an opt-out of bots option, bros!
I'll wait extra long.
This shit is dumb. There's no way this guy's swimming.. What is he doing? Bum bum bum ba dum bum Understand I don't understand.
Look at him!
BANG! so um I've never seen somebody swim the long way of the fucking river. That was also a bot.
There's no...
Dude.
How can a Battle Royale be so lackluster?
You guys need to make it 100 players. Well, that is a lot too I think.
I'm pretty fucking sure! What? what
yeah listen we'll talk about that they. We don't talk about it, okay?
Wait, come back! No, no!
Don't do it!
I hate you.
We don't talk about these sprays.
Please stop. Please stop. We don't talk about these sprays.
Please stop, please stop I could have just kept going and that would've got you.
Oh you're so dumb I hate it.
There's a guy coming out of the water there too. Look at this shit man. Oh, there's no way.
This is PUBG.
This is the state of
the game!
Bro, there's no
way!
What? I don't even know, man. I don't even fucking know. Bro, how many bots have I killed in this game and how many players have I come across?
I don't think I've killed a single player yet, and I think I've killed six bots.
See that's like- That's pitiful for a game that has such a player base.
That's fucking pitiful. Pathetic. so so Alright, I can actually see Onondaga.
But I'm at blinking red apple.
I got a slice of pumper.
We found our first player.
He found someone.
I found a can of fucking spaghetti.
We have eyes on the opponent.
Willie, take us out.
I will see you in Onondaga.
Alright, I'm coming in from the...
See up top?
If you want to meet me at the entrance,
I'm coming in from the west side, I think.
That building that I went into actually wasn't looted since the reset had two pistols in it.
One had a clip
there's some aliens You guys had a pumpkin restart run, huh?
Yeah we uh...we were struggling on food. Had to go fishing, grab some pumpkins.
Then we fought some people in Onondaga and killed them
And then started restarting
Gotcha Gotcha.
Never thought I'd be strapped for fucking ammo on this one.
Damn.
Are you wearing green?
Yeah.
Green and blue, I see one behind you.
Oh for real?
You sure?
Oh man... I thought you were further in on the mobile Oh, man.
Just dude this is crazy that's bot number seven the only player that we've come across ran closer to the water?
No no I mean you just run by this house right seven bots pubg yeah is this a battle royale or is this an open world single player game?
I shouldn't kill as many scabs in a fucking Tarkov run than I do as bots in a fucking PUBG run, man!
Let's get off the road though.
You wanna go to that little campsite down here?
Oh, it boggles my mind
the amount of dog shit things that video games do.
Gotcha. I'm good.
Seven bots, I haven't found a player in how long have you been
on this run? Maybe 15 minutes?
Not a single player? One guy that ran?
The rest bots?
7, 6, 2, 3, 9.
Bro!
4, 3, 5, 7.
I'm in 7, 6, 2, 3, 9, I got 10 for you.
What are you rocking? Is that a shotgun?
I just don't know why!
Okay...
The player base is so dead you can't wait an extra minute to get into a
queue with each other that's what's going on
in na i mean it's like kind of unknown okay it's a pump, so make sure you click R once every time you shoot.
You need to find more ammo for it though, but yeah.
Okay.
And then we have a 357 or...
Found the player!
...380?
You gonna have 380 here?
Wait, is it 380 for the repeater?
No no, the repeater?
No no the repeater is a 357
PUBG right here dude this is pub welcome to fucking pub
Do you have what kind of pistol did you say you had?
U.
Oh, that also takes the.357-366 behind us.
Welcome to fucking PUBG man! where'd you go um just checking out this
if you're not getting shot by bots,
You got a guy who's a million miles away shooting at you.
Not even fucking close to you.
Not even in your proximity.
Does no benefit to kill me!
He's just a million miles away.
You can't third party
in this game.
You can only shoot halfway across the fucking map.
Bro, you guys need... You guys...
Your game sucks!
PUBG sucks!
You guys got good combat
but that's it!
What?
Do you guys need fall off?
Do you guys need drop-off damage
more than anything, dude?
It's like playing Rust right now. We get a bush fall off you guys need drop-off damage more than anything dude you're like it's
like playing rust right now we get a bush you guys should really
benefit for some fucking fall-off damaging your shit to your game right
here man this is shooting from a mile away.
Imagine if I was in a fight with somebody close to me and there was a guy
halfway across the map taking snipe shots
at you, you know what I'm saying? Like, yeah that's a
good fun shit right there guys. You know what I mean?
Good fucking balanced mechanics
we got going on. Just killed all the zombies there too
That was actually fucking believable.
Yeah, yeah.
You wanna get closer?
I'm fucking believable.
Fucking shooting zombies is just fucking scary.
Yeah you and DayZ gotta get together
and make a game together
because you guys are both dog shit in different areas
that you can fix if you came together.
You know what I'm saying?
Taking like five or six shots.
Ugh! You guys are dog shit on different spots.
You running behind?
How am I only killed 7 bots?! That's all that happened in 20 minutes.
I'm not seeing him.
He's probably in one of the houses right now.
I'll circle around just in case.
Shit! I'll be honest, at least the bots try to fight people!
At least the bots aren't just fucking sitting 10 million miles away on the other side of the fucking map popping slapshots.
At least the bots move up and take a fight,
holy shit!
The long-rangeness in PUBG sucks.
My fuck is just sitting on fucking mountaintops and shit, shooting at people...
Trying to move into buildings.
Got a shotgun? Stay back a little bit?
Fuck it, I'm knocked.
Who cares, who cares? Why are the fucking air drops pink and blue?
Maybe somebody grabbed it so it changes to their skin. Yeah, yeah fucking no
Killed me too. Fucking A man!
Oh wow, I fucking...
Bro, I clapped two of them
What the fuck?
He's gonna kill me? This guy's got a fucking MK14 shooting at me, bro.
He definitely goes here.
Yeah, same! He shot me from pretty far away.
I don't know where I was missing with those shots...
Fuck. Our homie's not gonna fight at all. I'm also located too, fuck it whatever.
Damn, I knocked both of them too.
I had some nice shots but fuck or whatever.
Yeah, I went to go finish the guy off in the road.
Is he here?
Where you at bro?
Had the shots pretty close. Did he finish me?
Like, did he shoot at me while you were fighting him or no?
Yeah well he ran up
shot at me I shot at him we both missed and then...
...I ran into a road for a second with saw the other guy getting up so he just shot you all over there.
BOOM on deathmatch.level10face Chopper doe is this guy's name
Should've just used the pistol when I was that close
This is Death Circle bros, we can't just sit here This guys sitting in this circle, not moving.
And I am gonna get killed in the death circle for it.
I don't understand.
He might have...
Might've had slugs instead of Nice shot to move, I don't have a choice
This fucking guy's just gonna sit here he doesn't give a fuck
Yeah but still bro no shotgun should kill somebody from that far.
That's dumb as fuck.
Fuckin' idiot.
Should I guess?
I fucked it up so bad dude.
That's all good, whatever.
Bozo bro, where the fuck is the bozo?
Literally gonna get me killed because this dumbass doesn't wanna play.
Holds me in the circle right there.
Bad shots.
Yeah, I doubt we find shit here. We should probably just start going.
They're just dead for you?
You could just let him die and run out into the middle of fucking open.
This guy's safe thing right here?
No fucking way.
That guys not in a circle though, I think
He's out a little bit
Just staring into the circle
waiting for people to come out.
I'm blown away.
Just staring into the fucking circle waiting for people to run out.
You don't have anything else going on, huh?
No one else is shooting at your ass? Now I got 50 seconds
to make moves.
Yeah, I still haven't figured out if you can get shots with that shit or like depends on the distance and what...
Yeah, that's not a problem for me.
You're pretty good felt nice doing it.
Yeah, it felt nice but...
It was just unfortunate that I fucking died
to a shotgun from that far.
Dude, someone else is shooting at me
from a million!
Nah you did good, Alan
Someone else is shooting at us from a million miles away.
Sideways, so I'm like, alright, do I need to shoot?
Fucking dog shit, bro.
Sorry, the pistolols a little bit.
Pistol shotgun early game, because The pistol
I can shoot
It's absolute dog shit
This guy is still up here,
Still has not moved from his location
Yeah...
I wasn't expecting three of them running around
This map is kind of like one of the shittiest maps too, right?
It's like one of the most encouraging sit back do nothing but snipe from a million miles away type of map.
Kinda shit too bro.
Happens.
Look at this piece of
shit, man.
God fucking forbid
you go into the circle,
you dipshit.
Instead of sitting there waiting for people to go into the fuckin' circle...
I just seen that guy.
Doofuses.
This piece of shit.
Oh, fuck! just sits up there better bitch better
tsgo is so fk bad man no fk anti-cheat even with the free game has
anti-cheats they make 70 bro it's a joke yeah these guys will put up
hundreds of these these guys will put up insane amounts of money for dota while simultaneously
having the worst anti cheat on the market it market. It's mind blowing shit, bro.
Bro, we live in the weirdest fucking state of the planet, chat. You know what I'm saying?
Some of these game devs... Completely useless motherfuckers
to be honest with you.
You'll put up $20 million for a fucking Dota 2 tournament and then simultaneously have the fucking VAC anti-cheat for 30 years.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah...
Yeah almost got it in my head that every time I stop playing Doesn't put up any money for Counter-Strike, puts
up all the fucking money for Dota on the planet!
Sooo... No crowdfunding
for CS!
...those little side spots.
Cause you know somebody spawned there...
That was a bunch of doomses man, you know how it goes.
Yeah exactly, exactly.
They still rely on the third party program to run their
whole counter-strike thing so let that like
sink in. They still literally rely on a third party program for their entirety of their Counter-Strike competitive scene.
At least Valorant doesn't need to do that, Valorant runs their own shit you know what I'm saying?
You have to admit that!
That's probably fucking smart. You have to admit that. It's worked okay.
You have to admit
they don't rely on anyone
else but themselves!
Counter-Strike wouldn't even have a competitive scene had it not been for third party programs and companies being created.
Just saying...
Just saying. I mean, bro let's see
I've killed three- two or three players
and seven bots, seven or eight bots, that's what's going on
And we're at the end game
So seven or eight bots
Two or three players
We are in the final three
These guys are fucking the biggest yappers I've ever played
video games with, Noddy and Kevin. It's non-stop
Don't you guys wanna fuckin' have a little peace and quiet while we play some goddamn DayZ?
Ya doofuses.
Constance I got this, I got that, I got this
I gotta shut the fuck up unless you get something from me, okay? Constance, I got this. I got that. I got this.
I gotta shut the fuck up unless you get something for me!
Okay?
The problem with this is there's like elevation around us, bro.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, I'm an Anakin down here, brother. Okay. Not going to lie,
if you read my mind enough...
That's right. Right? The things I complain about, you know.
They're not the greatest things to complain about.
Don't get me wrong.
But there are problems if i if i'm thinking it
i'm not special someone else is too if i have a problem with the game in some ways
i'm not special i'm'm telling you, some other motherfuckers do too. so might be happening right so Hey, some players!
12 kills guys. More like 4 kills.
But we'll take it.
More like four kills.
That last guy?
Was that guy a bot?
I'm not even sure.
That guy could have been...
Not even sure
I don't think he was but
it could have happened
there's too many bots
let me opt in to a 100
player game please not a 60 player game to a 100-player game, please.
Not a 60-player game.
It's not fun killing bots.
There's nothing...
There's nothing there's nothing from Last guy, of course it wasn't a bot.
You never know. ever know this game could be so good get rid of the bots change your circles please get rid of the bots change your circles
i mean the game's already good don't get me wrong pubg is not a bad game but it is just
like you saw that you know what i mean that's like
you shouldn't be playing again a game where you kill that many bucks
i think that's pretty normal criticizing right there.
What do you want changed with the circles? Well, the circles have been too fast since the beginning of time.
You guys are playing The most tactical battle royale with
the most untactical circles right the game doesn't even allow you to get into a fight for longer than
like 30 seconds before it's there ready to be shitting
on you as the main bad guy.
The game, like, expects
you to just run from the circle
never take fights basically.
I don't know if it's never been changed.
I think they probably did some tweaking early but
hey bro, it's still dog shit. It hasn't been changing forever.
Yo, Skrillster yo uh thanks so much for the prime man appreciate xd thank you so much 1v1 versus about at the end dude i looked him up not a real player bro it could have been. It's for real.
Like damn.
That's why esports circles are different than pubs.
Okay so here's the thing though. Why do
they change shit for their
esports scene? Why don't
they just have those settings universal?
Why does esports
not get stupid shit, but their player base
has to deal with stupid shit?
That doesn't make sense!
If it's stupid enough that you have to admit It's not good for competition. Why the fuck do the normal players deal with it?
You know what i mean like add your esports settings into the fucking game if that's how it's supposed to be played.
Ranked, ranked! Bro, bro, rank doesn't work over here dude unfortunately You know what I'm saying?
I think like NA has time periods
that they
queue for NA as like so that they get in the games together and shit
like that but it's not like an all-day thing. It's almost like fucking...
it's almost like practice time guys let's start queuing ranked.
Let's get our scrims in For example, Apex Esports doesn't have to jump out of a drop ship thing.
They all spawn on the ground for fairness
listen i'm not talking about i'm not talking about the balance
of esports because you're talking to a guy who doesn't believe in
Battle Royale esports.
I'm talking about
the normal fucking game and just
allowing me to play it on not stupid settings. settings
apex is the closest thing to it because they have set circles like you said they
have the set spawn points it's probably the closest thing you can get
to like controlling a battle royale with your team
being in control in some sort of fashion you know what i'm saying of the outcome
but even then bro i'm sure you're getting your ass third party like crazy and apex i promise
right but you know,
close to Sig 2.
I'll say.
Making a proper esport out of the battle royale.
Let's face it man man. Some of these PUBG circles end in fucking rivers. You know what I mean? Wouldn't exactly call them competitive circle endings you know?
I don't know if on the eSports setting on PUBG they have set circles like Apex does.
I'm not sure, I wouldn't think so though.
I would fucking doubt it.
So some of these professional esports PUBG games can end.
Obviously, in theory half of it could be in the fucking water right?
In theory half of it can be in the fucking water right in theory
like shooting.
Let's see if he is a fucking player, let's be real.
What the fuck is that?
There's some fucking armor, really.
That's a fuckin' doofus.
I think he was trying to flank a little bit?
Oh! bit. I guess he just fucking fell back? I don't know doesn't wanna fight. Don't know, don't know.
Need armor anyway.
What's up with the soda cans?
I guess the maps have different skins on them now. Is there an event going on maybe?
The airdrop and shit in this are kinda...different.
I don't want to go into Stadium, I think Stadium is gonna be kinda shit tier, shit tier.
Shit tier, shit tier. state of kind of become here here here Hold on. A whole lot of loot in here.
Nah, I played for a pro team, circlescles are same game as ass. Bots ruined the game. Legit haven't opened the game in years.
I don't really know why you would ever add...I mean there must have been a serious problem in queue times and getting people into NA games or something because
I can imagine people actually wanting to fight bots.
This is no way.
Here inside... See how you can hear shit?
You just can't hear stuff like that in fuckin' DayZ, bro. I picked up the wrong gun! bro you know
i picked up the wrong gun
i have no Dude, I did not mean to pick up that fucking gun right there.
Well, I guess just bad timing on it.
I meant to put it in a different slot.
Un-fucking-believable.
Ugh!
Well, unfortunate.
Pfft
... I don't know. back to DayZ I mean bro, DayZ has it's fucking giganto
problems too brother
at least you can find fights in this game That's fucking giganto problems too, brother.
At least you can find fights in this game.
Okay? At least when you lay eyes on an opponent...
You could properly track him to try to fucking eliminate him.
Dude, you're not doing any of that
shit in DayZ. You are needle-in-the-haystack
at all times playing DayZ.
Understand that. You hear shots?
50 meters away.
It's not at a point of interest
It just happens to be in some trees
You have about a 3% chance of finding that guy
50 meters away away.
Haunted for real! It's the only game that's like that too, that you can just be so fucking
hidden at all times.
The sound effects aren't there,
the amount of fucking trees and brush that are around,
how fast your character moves...
It's all fucking impossible to track each other.
I'm waiting for someone to make a daisy map where their forests
are more like daisy or pubg forest you know trees throughout maybe a pine tree here and there but
mostly not just trees you can sit in and hide forever forever. You know what I mean?
When you get pissed off, does looking at chat make it worse?
Sometimes. Sometimes.
It depends if someone says something stupid, you know?
If someone says something stupid... I guess.
Like, dude, put it this way in PUBG if somebody's on the other side of a
building they're not just gonna disappear and you're
not going to be able to find them. You're going to hear where they're at,
you're going to be able to kind of track them,
be able to hunt them a little bit. They can't just fucking dip on you from 10 feet away
making no noise.
Going through three fucking layers of trees that are so fucking thick you can barely track your teammates.
DayZ, welcome.
Welcome to fucking DayZ. that's what it is dude needle in a haystack
fucking bullshit.
Can barely find people even when you do can barely track them.
You'll fucking lose the fight more times than you get into fights on daisy no cap you just simply can't track motherfuckers in that game, dude.
It's just like...
If you looked out here and this was DayZ
there would be a line
of pine trees And then there would be more pine trees behind them so fucking dense you can't
see shit you're not tracking shit you're not gonna chase someone into it.
You know what I mean?
And then look at PUBG streets, right? There's openness. You can see things.
They can hide behind stuff but you can fucking
see if someone is lurking around.
I don't know bro.
I know some of you guys know what I'm talking about.
Some of you guys understand that frustration in DayZ
where it's like such a needle-in-a-haystack type of gameplay.
Even finding people to kill is just the beginning.
Being able to track them down and kill them without getting fucking mauled by zombies
is a whole different story okay Scum is way better. I mean, I'd have to listen to scums audio.
The audio is actually gorgeous.
Thank you, brother man I appreciate it dude.
I'm sorry you're dealing with family stuff
thank you for stopping by while you can.
Thank you so much, brother. Appreciate the respect, dude.
Sorry I'm kind of in a yelly mood
at the moment.
But thank you so much, brother.
Bye-bye. Let's go find some fucking bots.. I'm not sure. Mischief it was damn good.
It was not the greatest graphically wasn't really stepping up the genre at all and like changing things and like you know
paving away or anything but it was a solid enough game that you knew where
the people worked
definitely gotten more fights there the fights were definitely more balanced you can hear more so so Shit, I already found a fight dude. This would take me 10 years and fucking days.
What the fuck? And...the door's like, lagged.
Wait what? Hello?!
Wait, what?!
Wha-
Heh You see how I can hear him, literally hear him running away. See that? He's a bot though.
You see how I can hear him running and make decisions based off of that bro you think
from fucking here to there we were gonna hear any running in daisy
you think so not even close not even remotely close
fucking shit here step you audio up, Daisy. You need to give people
information in a game that you spend eight
fucking hours running around with
Another bot
And PUBG, you motherfuckers gotta drop the bots, bro.
This is embarrassing, man.
PUBG and DayZ,
you guys are both fucking up.
It's wild.
It's embarrassing, dude.
This isn't embarrassing to you guys?
Just running around fighting bullets? I don't understand that.
... It's kind of embarrassing for the community, no?
Like dude.
You guys deserve better than that.
You know what I'm saying? You guys deserve better than that.
You know what I'm saying? the first guy came across kill me the very first guy
man dude just let that happen
in the first fucking 10 seconds. I thought
i had that guy to be first guy I fight.
I shouldn't just just giving away my position
the whole time to bots, you know?
Let's check this.
Let's go
first person...
Is there a different, like...
That's just it? Just random map dude that's...
You ever thought you guys have too many maps
do you think though
man maybe not i like the mouse
i certainly understand uh the amount of bots per game.
That makes no sense to me. Yo SumSum, my 100 month anniversary is fast approaching, but it falls on me and the girls'
anniversary so we watching your stream in the tub. but it falls on me and the girls anniversary.
So we watching your stream in the tub together
100 month anniversary is fast approaching. Thank you. I was good to see by that yeah but it's up, it falls on me and the girls anniversary so we're watching your stream wait right now tonight like it's coming up like by tonight and we've been
like another time i'm confused yeah tell the ladies that said what's up i appreciate you bro
watch out my man hope you have a uh uh the lady um I thought she meant like multiple. Yeah, the girl's anniversary,
the one girl not the multiple girls for some reason that was different.
Appreciate it, bro.
Tell the ladies I said what's up! Lady!
Tell that lady. Listen he
said girls plural alright? He didn't say
apostrophe. What do you want me to do?
Had to break that one down, figure it out myself. Thank you Ozman, I appreciate
you bro, thanks for being here so long. Too many more years chilling dude hope you enjoy yourself
uh i play for a pro team circles are the same uh circles
our same game as asked bots were in the game legit haven't opened again in years
imagine being the dev of a game some uh, some plays during a rant. I mean...
They're human too, I imagine a lot of them don't like me.
much love, sum-sum! Thank you man, appreciate ya Kevin's. Much love for. Thank you, man. Appreciate you Kevin's much love for the earlier done on a plank thing.
Thank you. Grow canvas to their leader don't know xd drive lmao doom jb alab Alps is to everybody from the earlier donuts I guess.
Ah! I don't even like landing here but this could be my last run right?
600! 600. 600 is going by months, weeks I mean Alright, I'm gonna probably just land and die here chat so we can get the fuck out of here. so Okay.
I decided that it was going to be a priority to get the reload off first because, uh...
Because it was such a long reloaded gun At this point, just don't cover your screen so actual players can come over and fight
you in the mouth. Well that's what just happened. I felt good about it. so actual players can came over and fight you now.
Oh, that's what just happened.
It felt good.
It felt goods.
Right back chat. there. um so so is is so so is and i need to start so Oh, bro.
I haven't just raged at Daisy.
I've been raging in every game,
I think, dude.
I've been raging every game.
There's always something to complain about in these video games, bro.
I'm telling you.
They're not hard to find,
I feel like.
... oh or was raging at people at some point that's where we get a lot of fights too.
It's gonna be better than the incubation spot most likely
i'm joining the server all right brother
is it the last one said this one yep we're speed running it right now
i just made it across the bridge but we don't have a gun between us
we're running to the satellite right now.
Thanks for the entertainment, bro. I've been loving the streams.
Hey, thanks, Fartso. Appreciate you, man.
Yeah, sorry for those of you guys that don't like my rants.
We do it sometimes.
Are you new life on this one, Jared?
Yeah. I think he is. That's why I didn't give a fuck that we died earlier. Yeah yeah and we might just die going up here so...
Fuck it. Yeah exactly.
Won't be a big deal
Either die or get kitted right?
Yeah no
AZ your game is tedious bro instead of good right now
Make the fucking footsteps sounds louder please
Jesus
The very fucking least, you should be able to track each other a little bit better in close quarters when half of the fucking game and 90% able to do is hear some goddamn footsteps to properly play around each other in close quarters.
You already have fucking zombies down your fucking throat
at the same time, so you might as well, yeah?
I'm gonna tell
Zoddy...
Be honest with you, dude.
I might fucking mention to Hutz that
he should turn down zombies at the mosque
because the zombies in my opinion are just
currently broken, one.
And two already too fucking many of them with screamer zombies in the next game
and then I'm off to see what happens
At some point in time Pv PvE gets into the way of PvP so crazy mode that it's just like...
A little too much.
You'll even kill a guy and have to- you'll down a guy,
then have to run circles from like 20 zombies.
So stupid shit they do when they go close to the ground too.
Zombie right now, closing the door.
Come here bro, come on
We might want to aggro them and kill them in here right now
I'll aggro them with it
I'm gonna draw aggro on every single one right now. Oh, shitty! A canned bacon? Let's go.
They tank more when multiple aggro?
Ah, bullshit. That's gotta be bullshit. There is no way.
You ever tried SC2? I have.
I liked it when I did play it.
Oh my god! I got stuck outside.
The PvP was really good. the PvP is really bad.
Move out of the... Oh my god dude!
So crazy. I'm getting in a room over here.
Oh that's so dumb.
Zombie problems guys?
Yeah...
We're good we just had this fucking hundred million zombies over here.
We got a nice building to be able to punch him through
i got four of them over here, but I can hit them through the window. so That's a scat collar for me. How you doing over there, Naughty? Okay.
How you doing over there, Naughty? Hey bud! You know where we're at?
Oh I'm chillin'. Are you fighting zombies over there?
Yeah...
Uh... I'm taking care of you, too. Yeah, I think it's that way. That over there?
Oh, I'm big chillin'.
Alright come on up then.
Oh. You're on our mohawk I think. Come on now! I've been out.
Oh.
You're not helping with these?
Okay.
I already killed mine.
Hey you got those little bro.
Oh okay.
Nah, I got my own zombies over here bro.
Alright. Hold on. I got my own time to deliver You check all of them.
I got a bunch of ammo on them.
Broke off Daisy for an hour?
Well, I mean my buddy got onto specifically the place
so I don't want to ditch him.
Did you check these buildings on the radar?
Where'd you go?
Uh...I checked a little barracks.
That's about it though.
The long buildings?
The ones with the hallways?
Yeah yeah those.
Not the one that you were in though obviously
The other two?
Haven't found shit yet?
I found an MP5 with no bullets.
I found a gas mask for you if you want to come grab it.
Where are you?
I'll grab it.
I'm by the containers past the things.
Is that you with the backpack? She's still a PUBG, so...
No it ain't!
I just got named in.
What am next to?
Sure you have a gas mask or what?
I found one as well.
Hey Ellie, whatcha doing doofus?
Zombies behind it sounds like.
Oh I'm gonna lurk. Screamer on you.
Well, mind not me.
I get the feeling these buildings are already looted.
Oh who knew? Those don't spawn like that!
Uh...
Deadfall, you guys need to
change your spawns. This is
dumb.
I feel like the same person who made, uh...
Who made Lighthouse on fucking Tarkov helped them make this map
on AC. Just the funneling dude, just a funnel.
Lookit someone's out in front of me dude you know what I'm saying? It's like he's grabbing everything.
Well it's just inefficient like he is.
Should be pissed off.
See, it's shit like this T-Daisy. So far killed all the zombies for no loot.
Are you sitting inside a building right now?
Shit like this man.
Ain't a building I'm not sitting in it, I'm getting attacked by zombies.
Many of these fucking bastards...
Another one was running at you, coming over there.
Daisy how long has your game been out man? We're still having moments like that?
You got the building over here that you can punch through windows again.
What are you guys going to the office to do every day? No one's like, yo man today I'm gonna fix this stupid shit
Today I wanna fix this stupid shit. None of that? Nobody's doing that?
Nobody's doing some stupid shit fixing.
Maybe that's...
I don't know if that's a Daisy mean maybe that's a daisy thing or
a modded server thing or what.
But I'm pretty sure in officials too
should be spawning inside seats
inside things not gettable
stuff every once in a while.
That's the last one out there.
Yeah, they might only have 1 dev working on their game at this point.
Alright, check that building you're already in?
Uh...I didn't even loot it, I just ran into it. Okay. Alright, we got two buildings to go.
Alright chat, I will take a little breather on complaining, okay?
We'll suck it the fuck up.
I'm sorry.
Alright, I'm sorry.
You guys are all signed up for that shit.
I'm fine. for that shit. I'm so excited! Please forgive me.
I will shut down and just play the game
and get good, okay?
I will try to eat good.
Why don't you try so hard for the good heat? Oh my god, peanuts and chocolate!
Sup bitch?
Ow! up, bitch. Yeah, listen, I'm gonna say something too.
The whole... Your gloves on your character
shouldn't break for like a long period of time.
Ah shit that started you limping brother.
Did you check in this building already?
You big idiot.
Uh, we were like half of it
right side of the building. Okay
Well there's an upstairs to it also
Yeah I didn't even go up there
Then you can get on the roof also
Oh Everything happens for a reason like someone says. Sure.
Oh, everything happens for a reason!
I bet you... Oh my shit's still disinfected!
Who knew?
Who knew the game doesn't always suck?!
My rags are still
disinfected!
Oh, thank God!
I didn't have to run
into a weird fucking
problem of maybe getting the blood sickness because... I didn't have to run into a weird fucking problem
of maybe getting the blood sickness.
Sorry, that's complaining.
Yeah? I'm sure it's right here Here. New strategies, brought to you by Summit1G.
New strategies!
Why did this guy just join in? What the fuck, what kind of noise did I make at that point in time where he was like yeah let me get in on this You can't make this dumb shit up. Sorry, it was complaining right there.
That's complaining.
That's complain that's complaining Yeah dude, the fucking you know it just disappears.
A bunch of ammo... nice up. It just disappears.
Put a bunch of ammo.
Nice.
That's not complaining, that's not... Sorry, sorry. Working on it, dude.
It's actually, yo listen, if I had a goddamn goal
A donation goal or something like that
not to complain for the day.
I don't know if I could fucking do it.
I see a little military area we can go check out.
Yeah.
Yeah look at this little motherfucker though
Ah! You thought you were sick
You thought you was so fucking strong
She's just a big fucking wussy
Who fucking sucks She's a big fucking wussy. Alright. Fucking sucks!
There I go, this way that I'm looking...
He's the big little wussy man? Little wussy boy?
What is this other way down? Hey, Drusy Boy! Listen, I'll cut your
doofus ass in two real quick.
What kind of ammo does that
You don't need a rope you just a couple of hooks and maybe another bow knife.
Every complaint is five dollars or six.
Yeah, run out of pumpkin.
He didn't have an extra one for ya?
Got three extras.
Alright. three extras new update we have 10 more screamer zombies have fun i'm a firm believer in streamer zombies are stupid.
You know what I'm saying? Why is he so strong, dude?
I heard him punch me. Fair enough. I don't know, I was beating his ass with the car bar too.
I know that's what I'm saying. Alright here take a pumpkin
You can cut these up
Do you like this streamer zombies omega really
they're kind of i guess they're a challenge if you guys like the challenge.
Okay summertime starting with cook let's see how long we can last long Is there no fountain here? I thought there was.
Which way did I come from?
This way, right? Which way did I come from?
This way, right.
Let me just fuck this up on the zombies.
The military, you see that in front of us?
Yeah straight ahead right?
Another zombie..
.
Their aggro is just dumb. What did they- what did this guy hear that made him
agro right there? The dude's behind the building, can't see a damn thing,
This guy just super hearing back there.
Oh I fucked up! Hold on, hold on. No more. Okay starting now. Starting now.
Starting now. Let me try.
I got this. I got this.
Starting now.
Jared, how you doing, bro?
I'm getting a start. Decent, nothing crazy. Jared, how you doing bro?
I'm getting a start.
Decent, nothing crazy so far.
Just basic shit.
I killed a guy that tried to murder me.
Yeah.
This guy tried to knife me in the back while I was managing myself or something like that, so I beat the fuck up.
That's your second time today huh?
I had one bullet on my pistol
So I popped it turned around and put one in his chest all of a sudden he's like oh shit
As soon as I shot him he started limping bleeding
it's like oh you Boom. I do it guys
so you don't have to.
Alright? I do it
so you feel better about doing
it yourself! Right? Because
let's face it, I'm gonna say something here chat. You might not like this
At least 30% of you motherfuckers play exactly like me complaining like I do
You just- you're in your room by yourself just pissed.
Yeah, lots of zombies here.
It's not... you know what I mean?
I'm just supposed to be a professional.
You're supposed to be professional about this, you know what I mean?
I'm supposed to run the chat thinking about everyone's feelings, you know what I mean?
Have to be respectful of all the devs.
Listen, the most respectful guy that I know to dabs is...
Gotta stop this bleed.
I'm ready.
Oh my, okay get inside somewhere.
Yeah there's no inside.
You've got to get on top of the wall here.
Actually, let's get rid of this on that food first.
Can I come from this way, chat?
I had to.
I'm pretty sure I did.
Oh shit,
I'm hungry.
Oh god,
I think it's because
I just got done
drinking a bunch of
water.
I might throw up a little bit here.
Not sure.
At least we know nobody has been here in the last...
This motherfucker is going to die bro? Holy shit!
Another one, another one.
Did he have an helmet on? Another one, another one. One of them did the other one didn't it?
Another thing I'd like to see on this server specifically man
is their fucking zombies not spawning back
all the damn time instantly.
Making every single person that comes through having to fucking clear their towns, you know what I'm saying?
Fucking man let your zombies chill out dead for a little while man.
Shit! Starting now!
That's the last complaint of the night.
That's the last complaint of the night.
Oh! See dudes KC dudes,
the devs forgave me.
Did you see that?
Did you see how they forgave me?
That means
you guys have to now.
Alright?
That's the last complaint.
I understand, devs.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I appreciate you guys
looking out for me.
Very, very kind of you guys. I know I'm sorry. I appreciate you guys looking out for me. Very, very kind to you guys.
I know I'm an asshole.
I'm very sorry.
I know all about assholes.
Only hang out with the best assholes.
Fuck, man.
Why can't I fix my fucking rider's jacket?
What about it, brother?
It's too fucking... that's too like the material is too good you know more coke this is just too high tiered
yeah it's like what's a high-tier company chat that would sell me 11 pack?
Oh, I'm throwing up for sure.
If I don't throw up, I'd be surprised.
Yeesh, that's pretty eh! Eh! But just
in case I guess...
I can protect myself, I'm deadly.
That's good, that's good. Holy shit there is a goddamn chicken in the middle of the road I'm deadly.
You're fucking dead!
Is it dead?
Yeah fuck yeah it's dead. You get it right?
Oh fuck we might have to run the incubation
If you stop being an asshole there will still be as many viewers.
You know I've always thought like maybe I have stunted my own growth by showcasing my assholism that people don't want to watch.
And I understand why people don't like to watch. I understand why people don't like to watch that shit, bro.
You know what I mean?
Sure.
I completely get that
but you know it's
It ain't exactly easy
to change how you act
That way Unless it's a real problem
that's video games I'm gonna throw up
but do i think i am the most successful
version of myself and i think in another
universe there's a summit they kept his
shit together and he's got you know way more viewers than my dumb ass has.
I also think there is a summit in another universe who sucks at Counter Strike
And I feel sorry for that guy.
So, you know, we're alright. You know what I mean? We're doing okay.
I don't think it is though.
I don't think it's incubation but it's something. Let's go.
You know what I mean?
Don't say me! What the fuck?!
This guy said you. We are all here for your ants.
Oh shit, that's on the other side of the bridge I think.
Yes, the other side of the water. This is one of the entry points across the bridge.
To your left, Naughty? Yeah, we take it.
Come here.
No, no, that's right across a bridge. There is nothing there usually.
I'm pretty sure incubation is this way though.
We'll hit all the danger zones, nobody has been there anyway dude.
Make sure you only take two bites. Alright, we're good. Sorry I'm saying that
I'm giving my dog some love.
No no, I just got blood infection.
Your co-pilot time, okay?
Alright, so we need... Alcohol shit.
Yeah.
Alcohol shit!
Tetra-
He's on beer. Tetris? Yeah.
Just know what you're trying to do.
I said, do that every time. Every time we say something just sing the last word we say.
It's like low key hype man style, you know what I mean?
Exactly.
And that guy probably has less viewers, okay?
Fuck that guy!
I think so...I think we just did a dying circle.
Yep! The one-hitter overhand right a little hip turn there maybe not that
much very much so much they're almost Oh, shh. Maybe not that much. Little much there.
Little much there.
Yo,
Doo-woo.
Doo-woo.
Am I saying your name wrong, dude?
I don't know how else to say this.
Doow.
Doo-woo.
Thank you so much, brother.
I appreciate you, man.
Thank you so much.
Another summit. Oh, that was doo that was due when i gave the five get to subs y'all charlotte charla peel
thank you so much for giving me the five and tanner yo you're voicing yourself with your
you voicing yourself with all your opinions and showing that you care about the games
you play is why we all love you, man.
Ah!
Listen, I'm going to be honest.
I feel like I could still love the games while not completely shitting on a dev team or server team you know I mean
without a doubt it's just I play video games every single day so I get a little
bit more passionate about them than I should be as an old dude.
You know?
I mean, to be fair earlier, dude,
like... Pretty sure I'm going there. It wasn't even fair that
I started this rant because it was based off of some
fucks who streamed me me you know what i mean
she's like such ball sack that i even had to run into that sure it was this direction Oh, fix cam. Sorry I knocked that shit off.
You guys are seeing the back of my monitor.
It's a weird ass angle too.
I don't like it.
Fucking deadly. Fucking kill!
Thought you were about to say dead, I was like
what the fuck?
That's some fuckin' respect
Forgot, forgot I was talking to you, sorry dude.
Then again, I got mopped in my last fight but the guy was
shooting his dick off so it wasn't very hard
for me to figure out where the fuck that was.
These motherfuckers are getting banned bro.
Yeah, they did get banned.
That was- three of them I think got banned from the last server I played in for stream signing.
Was that on Deadfall or was it
on...that one?
Deadfall! It's harder to people to
stream-sign me on Deadfall I think
What's that? I got stream-st Deadpool yesterday. What's that?
I got streamed on Deadpool yesterday.
Supposedly, right? You're at 1000%
No no, I'm a thousand percent sure.
I don't think it can happen
I just think it will happen less than on the mosque, because in a mosque...
The mosque has uh...
What's it called?
Sorry, distracting me.
I forgot what I was talking about.
Dream sniper?
Yeah, the Maul scouts like... The Qer go a lot faster.
The Q goes a lot faster.
People get over that go a lot faster. The queue goes a lot faster. Yeah, yeah. People get over that map a lot quicker.
Yeah, fuck them up.
They do.
And people know it.
People know Namalsk a lot better too. I 1000% know, I got streamed from him yesterday
The guy came into my chat after and told me
Yeah dude what a bag of fucking dicks dude holy
Man tell me that in real life
I might fuckin' deck you in the nose.
Yeah, I'm fucking double
like any other fucker.
I might just fucking
palm thrust you, bro.
To be fair,
Noddy,
he didn't come over after...
Might karate chop
your fucking brain stem.
Don't fuck with me.
I said he didn't come over there afterwards. I don't care who you are. You're dead. Karate chop your fucking brain stem. Don't fuck with me.
I don't care who you are, you're dead!
I dunno if anybody's gonna get that quote...
I dunno know if anyone is getting THAT quote.
We'll see how fucking good you are.
I think I see...
Which way is the water?
See, I think it's just straight ahead.
Steven Seagal! Yeeees!
That's your brain stem. I don't care who you are.
You're dead. You're fucking dead.
Don't let me see that brain stem!
I'll fuckin' chop it
right off your fuckin' brain!
We found the road.
It's down one of these ways.
I'm surprised we haven't seen a karate shot to the brain stem
in the UFC yet.
It would probably become an illegal move,
if it ever happened.
Yeah, before we died I had a bunch of medical supplies.
Could use them now.
Nah nah That was my fault because I can't shoot. Nah, nah, no, no.
You could say, nah that's all good.
Steven Seagal tried to take credit
for like a
snap kick.
That...
Anderson Silva did one of those slides too.
It's probably one of the first two kicks you learn in kenpo,
In karate. Right?
This motherfucker is trying to take credit like it's some miraculous kick and shit!
It's probably the second kick you learn in karate. Oh man.
Plus it was after he tapped the other two so that dude was bobbing and weeping his ass off.
Yeah, got scared and shit.
That shit's funny. Do I think
that Steven Seagal is
complete fake? No.
I think Steven Seagal can kick most motherfuckers asses if, uh...
Because he's a big guy.
And I think that because he's a big guy
his Aikido would be somewhat more effective than it would normally be if fighting like a smaller guy right but
i still think stephen stegall would kick some ass if he had to just how big he is
you know maybe when he's a little younger obviously now the opposite way bigger dude
but just further south it's a i don't think that keto's fake necessarily right
i just don't think it's an effective combat sport or combat
Fuck my call that discipline on what do you call that?
Whatever, we're headed the right
I'm still thinking would be that if there's a reason people not using it in UFC fights and shit like that.
But! He's a big motherfucker. I do think he can throw his weight into you with the fucking...
With this arm and slam you to the ground if he needed to,
you know what I'm saying? If you're a smaller guy.
Somebody's going that way? Some cool thing right there?
Is that incubation runoff? Yeah, yeah.
You just got 99 agility and RuneScape?
You fuckin' maniac! 99 anything in that game is disgusting, right? I could probably take forever to get 99 AFK fishing.
Jared have you seen that shit at incubation before like the vodka or iodine, yeah the iodine shit.
One of those medical areas.
Iodine what about them?
You've seen that at incubation before?
Yeah i think so. Okay good.
I need to figure out where my map is. Noddy got the blood poisoning...
We still don't have a gun though.
I have every type of ammo, basically.
Eerie, Onida and...
I need to go to Onida.
She's gonna figure out how to get more inland I need to go
to Erie
I'll need a gun
No, I need a stab vest probably more than a piranha.
Actually another thing that I can do is...
Did you ever make it to maze? Yeah.
Well I've made it to the maze and died there.
Yo, dude! Thanks so much by the way for the Prime sub after the five gift does by the way brother.
I appreciate ya man. Again, I just wanna throw out there
I'm sorry if I'm fucking your name up. All right?
Mr. D-Man.
Dibbity doo.
I see him in the road, left side?
By the tree. What the f-
He scared the shit out of me man!
I thought you were trying to mow the lawn and...
I was just prone
Yeah, I know, I was just proning trying to get shit together.
Hey, you want some food? You down at Food?
I got rags here.
He just saw me.
Remind him he didn't, he's dumb.
Here take this too.
There you go boss.
Good luck huh man? Alright I'll catch you around man.
Good luck out there don't die! What's the end goal in Deadfall? Get through Passage.
And then beat the game from there, well I mean my number one is get through passage
Then after that it's like you know try to complete the map but not easy to do right
peanuts are you right in front of us here oh yeah i see him running up the hill.
Jeans with knee pads, not terrible to take damage from normal eyes.
I don't see him anymore. He's going up the hill.
Make sure we keep going up, try to get around them or something.
Yeah, I'm going up right now and I'm just gonna see him.
Remember when you said at Summit how easy it is to lose people?
Yeah, it's stupid easy. You literally can't even keep track of your teammates in this fucking game
It's literally so bad I just lost a guy that
had vision on...fucking
This is the worst game to track people
in existence Noddy, come back
Let's wrap all the way around and try to get in there
find some kind of weaponry
I literally lost a guy
who was bleeding damn near limping just on the other side.
He went out the back door and I couldn't figure out where he went, Nottie.
Completely vanished bro.
Try that on any other game you know what I mean? Would never work.
Wasn't it the guy who ended up dying though?
No no no. Well...
Maybe, I think I ended up catching him later
but no he got me killed actually yeah
I think me and him were both gonna die in that situation
we had too many zombies to. Another great thing about this game
Dude, PvP going on? Let me throw some fucking
17 Zombies into the middle of it dude to make sure
It doesn't really go down. I see him!
Left over here by the tree. Nooo! I'm complaining
Starting now. This is it I'm not gonna do anymore.
No more for the night.
It's going to be hard for us to make a play out of this
No more for the night
Try and find a gun because there are a lot of guns in here
And you're fucking running up on the coffin blood
out of me shit.
Plus five subs?
Wait, you guys are gonna give me five subs every time I do it?
He doesn't see me?
Oh, you mean I gotta pay for this shit.
I missed?
I hit him once.
He just lagged?
Yeah, yeah he hit me twice. He's like teleporting!
Yeah I need to sub so I can get ads.
I'm sorry brother, I know ads are so annoying man
Especially if you're trying to watch your long video
There's another guy
Who's in here?
How fucking cute!
Girl I hit him twice with heavy shots from a pipe wrench and saw you hit him once too.
Yeah, I hit him and...
I hit him twice and this guy like teleported
I don't know what the fuck.
He lagged hard.
That's why I was saying, we needed to run inside.
Yeah, I don't wanna go inside because this guy was holding the whole building and then if you had a second guy which he did like
We were just dead anyways I I want to make a plan
his but I had an aid bar Chuck the nade and my baby ass t-rex arms it went right
in front of me rolling
I mean, we got three fucking heavy hits on him with weapons.
You didn't die?
No.
Yeah, Phoenix thanks for the 20 giftos man! appreciate you brother yeah welcome homies to the squad hope you guys enjoy yourselves
oh thank you next appreciate you that's a lot of money that's a real lot of money
so thank you so much for supporting the channel like that man.
Damn.
They call me Mr. Andrews?
They definitely landed too!
You see it the other night?
J-Squad would have beat that map.
Yeah...
I'm not worried about being shot. It's just going to be a matter of time.
The Maul seems way more impossible to me.
Think about the Mauls and how long you have to survive,
how much shit you need to get.
You can't make any mistakes for that long.
And then as like a streamer hope that you don't get stream sniped or killed by a stream sniper for that long?
Yeah, plate armor and helmet.
I really thought about that shit.
Literally like I said four-five hour run a day
actually longer than that because it was like
Really! That guy took like ten hours from me
Because it was an already started run where I was completely decked out, and it was
four hours to date. So realistically,
like these fucking stream sniping bitches
took like ten hours for me.
You know what I'm saying? That's crazy
bro.
And then they get banned
and what happens after that?
They're just gonna go
make a new fucking account.
You know what I'm saying?
Well yeah, with that shit game we might have been able to run in there dude. Get to like the underground little spot where there's...
Complaining I am complaining for shit.
Wasn't after loot trays?
Who gives a shit? My guy before I killed Treybox hit him stupidly. Hit him once or twice and grab his gun. Yeah, pretty good.
Spawned the other guy.
Yep.
Alright, spawn by...
Oh, there's another one.
There's another one.
Oh, there's another one.
Oh, there's another one.
Oh, there's another one.
Oh, there's another one.
Oh, there's another one. Oh, there's another one. Oh, there's another one. Yeah, I spawned the other guy.
Alright, I spawn by...
Ooh is that a headlight back there? I think it is.
I'm on my way to Onida so I'm like far top left of the map.
Okay.
Make sure you go grab a bunch of them pumpkins again.
No I'm not.
I'm way like left.
Naughty's over there.
If you just keep running south, remember?
Where we went, Naughty Yeah yeah yeah
Are you guys already across the bridge?
We just died to that guy
When he tried to fucking
Plot, remember?
Oh, that guy got both of you.
You know where he was?
They were in front of incubation.
Yeah bro I was crowbar-ing it or he was crowbarring and I had a fucking thing.
You motherfuckers are trying to melee someone at incubation
bro he didn't see us coming first of all second of all he was he had line aside
of incubation like it was either we went in there and hoped to get a gun
without getting smoked
or beating his ass. And I had a fucking
grenade and my baby arms
you know what I'm saying?
We looted two militaries and the satellite and didn't find one gun... well, we found
one gun with no ammo.
Alright alright alright. Craziest bad loot lane of all time.
You guys are crazy, you should have gone to BAM instead of Incubation, because then there's a stronger chance that you're not going to run into somebody and that there's SKS guns in there.
I didn't have any light...
This is just so terrible, like you
these zombies should not be beating me!
I had a 70% chance of
landing one or two batteries
i think last time I ran through
we didn't find one gun.
What the fuck, man?
The SKS wasn't down there.
But are there more
than just SKS?
Your game is just
so fucking tedious
just like the dude said.
Running Man's right!
Let me guess what's going on with my outfit now, bro.
Never mind.
Never mind.
Ugh. Nevermind, nevermind. Ah! Such wiener shit though bros.
Such wiener shit.
Dude one fucking zombie man.
Why does Warzee have better zombies than me?
I make the simplest things of every fucking zombie. Why does the War Z headbutters on this thing so much?
One of the simplest things I've ever fucking seen in a game.
Oh no, I think this guy got stuck though. This guys is aiming for me right here.
What are you doing on me? We're just chilling together.
Yeah yeah.
Just slowly making my way... Wired Shark, thanks for the 99 months,
my friend. I see you. Look forward to next month.
Look forward to next month.
In my future.
And there should be those bones still sitting there
so you can get a bone knife, most likely.
Oh yeah I got a kitchen knife.
Nice. The Peter Griffin subableye, yo.
Old school.
Little doggy's sleeping.
Little doggo's sleeping.
She's snoring a little bit actually.
Zombies everywhere man!
You guys got one zombie?
You have like three zombies per building of power.
Gonna get hit once by a zombie and get blood...
...because my punch didn't register.
Fuck yeah, dude.
No, I just like to give them props, you know?
Zombie coding and all that in this game
is actually very immaculately made, so...
I think you're just a complainer there Kevin.
Yeah yeah yeah. You punch them in their head and they actually get punched in the head?
Exactly! You don't have to look up at the sky to punch him in the head.
This is deathfall.
It is in fact, deathfall. Is it almost time for new gloves?
Oh, dude. They're already fucking ruined bro.
Why do you guys
do this, dude?
Why?
What's the fucking
point of that?
Make sure you always
have a melee weapon
at all fucking times
and day Z.
Ay-yi-yi. and Daisy. It's a pretty big over-exaggeration for the glove shit, man. I'm pretty sure I can punch a dude in his face fucking 100 times my gloves aren't gonna rip man.
Not to mention why don't you make your dudes hand break or something like that if we're getting that crazy? You know what I'm saying?
If we're going to get fucking all stupid with the realism
and shit. You should be making your dudes hand break if he punches too many times with a strong attack
or something. You know what I'm saying? He breaks his fucking ankles or something.
Let's just go full stupid, you know? I won't do that. Okay.
Okay.
Ay-yi-yay! Ay-yi-yay! I'm fine.
Not sad at all.
This guy doesn't have a fucking panic, that's it.
Okay. I bet you the thing's badly damaged.
One fucking boleto! so can walk down a motherfucking street Motherfucking sheep here.
Let's go, bitch. Of course. That's for now. so uh ah That's not a server. That's just servers going to be
lots of servers gonna be up tomorrow or the day after I think or something like that.
And it's going to be in a mosque so we're gonna be having some fun on that hopefully.
But at the end of the day, it is in a mosque and that is
a tough one y'all. That's a tough one. Hopefully we don't get stream-stamped again but
you never know. stream snapped again but yeah right now
it's on the backpack now we Just keep this for like,
shoot on.
... That's me, that's me, that's me. Demi, demi! There's a room. There's a room.
No, this is not you.
I was just joking.
I apologize if I almost hit the cliff.
Yeah well I'm bleeding now.
Really?
The guy attacked you?
Yeah.
You're fucking kidding!
Nope.
My bad, sorry.
Are you in Anita already?!
I was gonna say there is no way your there already.
I'm talking to him? Him.
Ah!
... Look at, you see how they're fast? just as fast as I am? I think that we should be a little bit fucking faster than them.
Why is he slowing down though? Does he have stamina? What the fuck happened to you homie?
I'm not happy. What the fuck happened to you, homie? I killed a mugger.
Not happy.
Why can't you guys run like that all the fucking time?!
You know, swing first and then fuckin' die.
This little thing on his head, you see this? That is apparently helping him from not dying through axe attacks. That beanie he has on.
Oh bro... on. Oh, bro. Come on dude. Can't be that, right? God I complain a lot though.
I literally can't stop myself.
Found a real fishing rod and a real hook.
Let's grab these four bangers out.
There's just a lot to complain about in Daisy IMO.
I guess.
More than normal.
Why is like...
So stop playing. I love responses like that, dude. you really show your maturity levels you know
what i'm saying shut the up how about that you tell me what to do i'll tell you
what to do okay i think i want to catch and eat one fish jared and then just run straight for Renita.
Stupid ass.
Ugh! Talk about the most general fucking dumbass response you can possibly think of. Come on, bro. I'll be a doofus.
I've come
here really haven't gotten a damn thing yet.
It's not looking...
Take a second to do this, cause I didn't go through the first time.
First pull we got a fish! Let's go dude!
It's really weird game
If you drag something and it doesn't work, it takes a stand by the desks. Fuck that.
Dude's got a helmet,
and it took ten fucking years.
When they got helmets, bros, you don't even fuckin' bother, ya know? uh Okay, yeah dude.
I get it.
You guys have randomly discovered me. Hey look, another random discovery.
What is causing all this?
What the fuck did I do that's causing
all these guys to walk up to me?
You know what I mean?
Here's another one.
You can't make this dumb shit up.
You guys have fucked-up aggro on zombies, right?
You guys have a seriously
fucked-up aggro
on your AI.
It's dog shit, man.
I'm not even getting my ass kicked by it
so I feel like...
I don't know, man.
I feel like I should be complaining about that shit right now
because it's actually fucking actually actually fucking shipped here yeah
um let's do this let's just not give a fuck about that one bullet in there
this guy.
Just get out of here.
Dude, there's no way all the zombies should be running over me. There was nothing I was doing that was causing that chain reaction.
It's just a stupid fucking aggro range on zombies is a jerk.
Zombies with helmets are being OSHA compliant.
I like this, let's do this try sneaking around more, maybe?
I feel you.
I feel you, mate.
Nice! It's a little cooler in my opinion. so Okay. Do they pick gifted subs or is it random? I think it's either-or. I don't think they can pick more than one sub at a time, though.
I wouldn't think. Huh.
Is the piss having an hang in it? Yeah. Ssssshhhh Just a weirdly slow map, considering...
you know. All things considered it's
weirdly slow right now, than the last couple runs.
Then again I guess like Namaskar is really fucking slow today.
It was kind of a tough one to accept that one. Namaskar is a rough go.
Especially to get shamed at the end of it, so...
I got myself two quick fish.
Six shots or ten shots of snot?
Getting rid of this guy, swapping those and such.
No bullets. None to load in either, but...
A decent bullet type to find right? You find like little a little bit of a camera kind of everywhere
so i should be too there i might go and find something for quick 9x19's not a classic though. I'm looking fucking cool.
But 9x19's, I guess...
I want to get rid of this guy because's kind of annoying me just a potato in my
i picture that as you guys chat you're just sitting in there in my bag
you know like just like just like a potato
make sure you guys hang out in the Twitch chat, potato on the backpack slot. I know it's not me. I don't know.
No, it's not me...
Any of you guys have guns? By the way?
Any of you near Onida?. I am at Huron.
You're still at Huron?
Yeah.
I just went fishing, dude, and I'm making my way over there.
I'm not close though.
If you need to go somewhere else, go somewhere else.
We can meet up somewhere else.
Just thinking about triple carrying for you guys, that's all because I have a gun...
...that can issue one of them.
Gotcha.
So I'm gonna try triple try triple carrying this bitch you can dude i gotta figure out where
the fuck i am so i started at mohawk which is really
far away from Anita.
Oh man, there's just so many zombies out here.
You can't go fucking five feet down the goddamn road and then just run through another one
and another one and a fucking other one.
Take 25! I'm just trying to do another one and then another one, and a fucking other one.
Take 20% off the zombies on this server, brothers. Just take a little 20 off...
...and out there. Not bad.
Somebody in chat, somewhere around am or something.
It's a dead fucking city with just zombies down each fucking road.
Gotta go east out of this. Sun sets west, uh...
That's probably the sun setting in the west?
Maybe east? Or a snake? setting in the rest. Smoking these
personally, of course.
Wouldn't have it any other way.
Thank you guys. Thank you so
fucking much.
It's incredible stuff, dude. It's incredible stuff, dude.
It's incredible stuff.
Zombies are so bad at easy bro.
Maybe those walking zombie mods are actually pretty good. are so bad at easy bro.
Maybe those walking zombie mods are actually pretty good, I wonder.
They need to take more off of, like, the aggro range on zombies' IMO.
I think they just aggro so far for no reason. Like, I'm getting punished for no reason right?
It's like...I didn't really get within the vicinity of those guys
it's like for some reason when one zombie gets on you
it increases the aggro range
of other zombies around him.
That's what it feels like.
Doesn't make sense to me.
They hear the yell? Not every zombie's a screamer
zombie, bro. You know what I'm saying? It shouldn't even be fucking close to that.
To be honest.
Aaaaah! so so He walks around me.
There's a route around me. There's a route around me.
See if we can get the fuck out of here? I don't even think this is
the right way. Sunset's in the west.
I mean, I feel like that's the sun side right there because it's the brightest side so this should be east
and it's been daytime for a while
so... Oh, here's an open.
Here's a fucking open.
We hate them too.
They're not fun to deal with in the slightest.
They're all over the damn place, bro.
Triple carry's not gonna make it easy for sure.
Means like every time you get a kill make it easier for sure.
It means like every time I do something, I have to just drop it you know?
Some extra food is nice though!
I'm not mad about that.
Shiiiit... Let me get some ammo in here man!
Some 7-6-0s maybe a CR with a mag
and scope on it. Epoxy buddy? Shit man
you're honestly cannot do that like that. That's
really, really funny. Honestly, fuck outta here.
Get out of here, man!
I don't need you.
Oh... I am dying. Someone in chat, please
keep count of the zombies Summit is killing.
Yeah NovaSam
Did I say thanks for gifting subs
over there NovaSam? I feel like I may have accidentally skipped you there.
And I'm hoping that's not the case.
I appreciate ya bro.
Thanks for gifting five subs, Nova.
Appreciate that.
My bad, my bad.
Bro go to bed! Don't tell him what to do!
I'm dying, someone in the chat.
Bro, what's going on? What's going on?
I will save you then.
I will fucking save you.
What map is this? This is, uh, Deadfall. This is a cool outfit but it's damaged I could fix it!
Eh, I'm gonna keep it like that. I kinda like my outfit.
Actually, that thing would be way better in insulation, huh?
I don't care about insulation right now. It'll fucking do that. We'll talk about it later.
Another one of these dude. Oh hey!
Liver pâté is all over the place!
I hate it bro... I hate it bro.
Yeah, I'm at this industrial building
and I'm gonna hit on another right now
Is that where you're ass on? On another? Nah, I'm on hit Onondaga right now. Is that where you're at, somebody? Onondaga?
Nah, I'm on my way over!
I haven't left Anita yet and trying to get the fuck out of this place.
Very good, I'm 07 away from Onondaga.
That's not a bad idea.
Yeah, if we're going to go there...
If we're in Onondaga, we can just meet there. Sounds good.
I think I gotta go west. Where's the east road to get the fuck outta here man?
The other side
Definitely the other side that you're on then. I mean, I just went if that sides just a fucking mountain
Maybe the Sun's not fully set in the west yet? I don't know. Maybe it's like south? Yeah, that's different.
That could be east going out right here maybe?
There is only an east and west exit out of there i believe
it might be i think there's a south but you'll end up at the sun is north the
sun is north in river right away how am i supposed to know where the fucking sun is?
Yeah, I don't really...
Based on like time of day of the server, I would guess.
Oh my lord dude! Look how far you are! What are you doing over here unbelievable unbelievable so so so so Might be able to find some AK ammo in here. Oh my god. Mess. A tedious mess you guys have here, Daisy. It's a tedious fucking mess bro.
I don't know where the fucking gun is!
Wait, what?
I have no bandages.
You can't make this dumb shit up in this fucking game, man.
Oh my fucking god, shotgun... Come on, bro. Please just give me something
to work with please?
One fucking thing- a
thing of cloth.
... It's another fucking shotgun dude, dad don't worry about it Look, I'm already red on blood bro. I've had one bleed for how long chat? I've had one bleed for how long, chat? I've had one bleed
for how fucking long, dude? I'm already
red on blood.
Yo, you lose your whole
entire body's blood supply from one
fucking cut? That's what we're
going with here?
That's what we're fucking going with?
From a from a fucking paper cut by a zombie.
That's my whole blood supply,
so now I gotta play in black and white.
Bro, you can't make this stupid up in this game you can't yeah you guys don't play your
own game you don't a hundred percent you go, you don't play your
own fucking game.
You don't play your own fucking game at that office, is my convinced... That's what I'm convinced of.
How does one bleed for a total of like 30 seconds?
Maybe a minute.
My entire blood supply has gone out. I'm gonna go with the total of like 30 seconds, maybe a minute.
My entire blood supply is gone.
Alright, I'm basically at a boba-daga.
A babadaga? Yeah, Bobadaga.
You guys don't like quality of life?
What does that shit mean anyway?
You guys just like your game being shit at all times
not just sometimes? I don't understand!
I haven't even got PvP yet!
Oh, is it an emote?
Yeah, it's an emote. Okay, I guess
I don't have it activated because all I see is people
saying... Black and white for the next 40 minutes, guys.
Sorry, dude. Good game, DayZ. Good good fucking game why does everybody say that 45
minutes of black and white fellas a little better twitch tv one or is that the uh hey here's another
zombie bro who would have thought here's another one for us yeah there's a another one for us
yeah hey look there's another one who knew
there's another one crazy I made so much noise.
I was moving so much there.
Holy shit-tier Batman, holy fuck
holy fuck Batman. Holy fuck! Holy fuck!
Oh my god.
You can't not complain about this game. It's dog shit.
It's dog shit. I'm dog shit, it's dog shit.
I'm working on it, I'm running out of energy,
every zombie in existence is coming after me from every angle known to man.
Bro they don't have zombies!
Their zombies are every three feet from each other
I-I don't know what to do!
I cannot...
You gotta find one of those spots where you can punch them through windows
What?
What the fuck is that?
And that shit's not always on our feet.
You guys have zombies every three feet
through every single one of your cities
and they spawn as soon as someone leaves the city.
Does anybody play their own
game? Do you guys go
into your server and play your own fucking server?
Am I the only person who hates this shit?
God, man.
The PvP is so watered down by the PVE in this game.
It's 10% PvP.
Maybe...
It's so fucking watered down by PvE. Bro! What do you expect me to do
in a fucking city with a zombie every three feet?
You think I'm gonna find someone to fight?
Yo turn the fucking zombies down by like 20%. Please.
Fucking please.
Every three feet? Can we get every six feet?
I feel like I'm trying to fucking clear landmines in a foreign country, bro.
One fucking step at a time! Shit in my pants the whole way. That's what it feels like!
Fucking Christ, dude!
Can't go through a city without fighting 30 zombies. You won't see a single player! You guys, dude. Tone your shit down!
I don't want to play the game in black and fucking white the whole time!
Oh, brain dead shit bro.
Someone's gotta go around and test these stupid fucking games, bro.
Someone's got to test these fucking things, right?
There should be a proper balance of like PvP and PvE,
not just overwhelmingly one and then fucking nutsack
of another. You know what I'm saying?
Like where the fuck is
the balance?
It shouldn't be at the end
of a fucking logout sesh you have one kill and 100 zombie kills.
You know what I'm saying?
The fuck?!
Here we go again, let me just fuckin' walk forward so that I can walk backward with the zombie.
Caroline texted me and said, stop getting
so mad. I gotta chill.
The zombie aggroed me and doesn't follow me now.
You're kidding, right? Yeah yeah take your fucking sweet time, boy. It's nothing don't worry about it. Don't fuckin' worry about it.
There's some horseshoe there. Don't fucking worry about it. I don't want to say dog shit, I don't want to say dog shit...
I don't wanna say fucking dog shit.
Ah! I'm a water bottle smoker. Dude, I had a spot for my... Oh, I did put it there.
Dude, actually was trying to get rid of it and I put it there.
That's kind of nice.
Honestly fuck that pistol.
Yeah, fuck that pistol. Yeah, fuck that pistol.
So far chat you guys have known like I've been in this one location.
I've been in this city
for like 30 minutes.
Been in this one spot
for like five fucking minutes
just trying to get the fuck out.
There's another aggro!
That guy might be stuck in a building that I'm pretty sure I've had before.
These dudes just know... Oh I heard a footstep? That's not gonna be another zombie right?
That's definitely a player. Maybe footsteps should fucking attract them and maybe make them curious, but not fuckin' be a thousand percent known that it's a human footstep.
You know? I don't know.
Oh lord have fucking mercy bro.
I don't know what to do man.
I don't-I don't know what the fuck can do anymore.
Here we go here we go here we go
I gotta kill this guy fast now or my blood is gonna pour out of me at the speed of fucking Niagara Falls.
And then we're going to be on Black and White City still... Not even found PvP yet. This is all PVE.
Imagine if there was any sort of Pvp in the mix with this ball sack what
the do you even do about it so uncontrollable everything's just
out of your hands nothing oh dude so shit man
I'm sorry dudes, I can't not complain
about it. I can't
look at why is that guy over there?
what Why are you over on the other side Walking through my town. I will find you.
What? Why are you over on the other side?
Holy fucking hell, dude!
What did I do to get those ones? What the fuck?
Fucking criminy dude.
A black and white gameplay trying to get through a city
with zombies every three feet
Just found plastic explosives.
Oh, he's gonna get it this time.
This guy just came and just...
What do you do, man? What the fuck does one
do?
What do I do about this?
Huh? Explain this to me.
Bro!
I can't play your game!
It's like, you can't even play it! Look there's another one and guess what she's gonna see me
Yeah, i'm calling a night
This is the tedious this is those t tedious thing I've ever seen.
Now she pretends like she doesn't know where I am for a little while?
I... She looks at me. I go crouch in a very obvious spot, she runs right by?
Yeah fucking right like that normally happens! happens. Bro.
Your game can't be this bad,
there's no way.
Okay, you guys gotta tell those fucking zombies down in down in the server homie. This shit is dog shit bro.
This shit is dog shit.
And not to mention your guy has spawn rates for these towns as dogs should too.
It's the server, not the devs?
Yeah, but the way their zombies react...
Their AI is all devs and they're all dog shit.
To be honest let's be real.
They're all dog shit.
Look at this dude! Why are you not down yet lady?
Like what the fuck man!
She needed one more tap on the shoulder to fall over chat.
She needed one more fucking tap on the shoulder.
Wasn't gonna go down without it
look at this what do you want me to do? I don't understand.
There's no way it's this fucking bad!
Oh my lord, dude! There's no way!
It's impossible. You don't go through cities in this fucking game.
I don't know what to do! I don't know what to do.
I don't know what the fuck can do.
I cannot beat this zombie PvE in day fucking Z.
Now, I get to faint for 40 minutes now, or 20 minutes now. There's no fucking way! There's no fucking way!
Hey buddy, head your comments I'll fix the zombies next patch don't worry smile. How you doing Jerry bro? Shitty ass fucking game.
Bro this games dog shit.
It is dog shit I just died to some fucking freak bastard and it was so annoying.
Bro, I haven't even seen a player!
I'm sitting on red fucking blood from zombies!
I can't get through the fucking city of PvE!
Let alone PvP with it.
There's no
wonder you don't fucking find anyone.
Because zombies are
fucking broken.
You know what's crazy?
Zombies can hear your fucking footsteps or see you
from three fucking miles deep,
but when you hear a fucking player's footstep,
you lose them in the goddamn fucking forest
in three milliseconds because that shit does not translate players for the step you lose them in the goddamn fucking force and three
milliseconds because that shit does not translate bro fuck it man I'm fuckin
motherfucker
you better get on tomorrow, bitch ass.
I don't even know what to say bro The game's not even fun
The game is not even fun in its current state. I'm not even
dealing with players, you know?
Only zombies
in this town and I legit can't handle it.
That's just insane to me.
My fucking hoodie has gone from pristine
to badly damaged.
... Yeah, I have three zombies on me now too and nowhere to go. There should be a balance between how many zombies are there versus fucking
how many players are on the server
versus how big the map is. You know what I'm
saying? Does any of that get thought about?
Why the fuck is there 50,000
zombies in one fucking town?
It's not like this town is so fucking profitable
that we're killing it, dude. You know what I'm saying?
Some normal ass shit to your
town.
... All I'm gonna be doing is waiting now, man.
Like, for my blood to come back that's it good gameplay i guess Yeah, absolutely.
MF Survival needs to take down some of their zombies without a doubt.
I hope they do.
... agar or zombies without a doubt i hope they do
somebody told me in my chat earlier this should never be a thing i shouldn't struggle to get through
a city as a 3 000 hour player i feel like i should know how to handle myself
with zombies i can't believe i can't that's what i heard i can't believe i can't
my help a little bit doesn't help if you still get like five or six of them on you
yeah true answer
and they sent you from so far? You don't even like...
You'll be fighting one zombie, all of a sudden you're fighting four. okay I still feel like the spawn rate for shit is a little bit bad too with how much we looted
that one run, Noddy and didn't find a single thing.
Yeah. Chad, the thing about sneaking
is if you get caught sneaking by
player he's just gonna fucking shoot your ass
imagine somebody sniping the town
you're having to sneak around from zombies
and someone's sitting out there waiting for you to like, dude
you're moving at the speed of butthole. You know right?
Those military places those zombies should have guns on them sometimes
you know what I mean? They got ammo
Makes sense for them to have guns. my jade so It's no wonder you can't find anybody on this server, bro.
I guarantee I'm not the only one struggling against PvE.
I promise I'm not the only one. Black and white daisy for an hour, dude.
An hour and a half.
Hey, good fucking game, guys.
Good stuff.
That's what people want to do in your fucking video game.
Play it in 1950s mode
for an hour and a half.
Oh.
Okay. hour and a half That's a joke. so uh uh oh
i can't make this stupid shit up though. so I don't even remember if I'm leaving on the west side or east side now. I don't know if we're going too far.
Let's just stay out of the city now. We're staying out. Betcha I still aggro or not?
We're going. Maybe not, thank goodness.
Am I gonna go balls deep on Silent Hill 2 Remake? I don't know.
I don't know what up we go.
There's no way I can put another week
into DayZ
without losing my fucking mind, so...
We got a little bit of time left on DayZ but this shit is gonna get cancelled fuckin' fast and I'm gonna feel good about it too.
So couple days I think then we're back to maybe RP or something.
I don't know. Can't play dog shit anymore. so Tarkov shits on this game at the moment, in my opinion.
After playing this for like another few weeks again, kind of coming back.
I think Tarkov just absolutely fucking shit
in some of this dude. I'm actually...okay hold on
I'm here, I run with the
water on my right let's do that
Fuck trying to find a way out Water on my right, Let's do that. Fuck trying to find the way out. Water on my right.
Let's go.
Can't find the roads.
... rust time again i mean r shit's on this game too.
I just have never seen another game's PvE be so obnoxious in a survival game as DayZ is. Obnoxious, tedious... not just tedious so so so Alright, Jerry. Where you at dude?
Moving up the coast on the river with
the right right hand side um the river on my
right heading towards man all right i'm running down but on my
left down but on my left. I was at Almondaga so that will make it
easier to get there. I did not find anything, but we can fish if
we need to. I do have that and also got a gas stove with an extra canister. Nice. I say we just go across the other side, hit up incubation with a satellite or whatever Yeah, kinda good to me.
My screen's all fucking grey too Doug Why is the game black and white?
Because the game fucking sucks, that's why. It's 20 years old. I couldn't figure out how to put color in it. Now when you go on low on blood, dude, the devs thought it'd be a good idea for you to play their game in black and white
for about fucking an hour and half.
That's what its gonna be.
One fuckin' little tiny cut, dude.
Bleeds your character out in about...
Three minutes, dude.
Imagine that.
Imagine that. so I just heard a gunshot right in front of me here.
I'm at the broken bridge.
I think I left the sailing bag when I got attacked in the fucking office or whatever. In the uh, I got attacked in the fucking hospital I think
it's not the same one there.
Oh, I used it right away. Thank you for streaming this at Game Summit.
My dog is finally able to see DayZ as it was meant to be seen.
Thanks, Bellapigna. He's sweet.
Thanks, bud. Appreciate it.
Dog.
Where my dog at?
You hear me Jared? No.
Do you have a shot cutting it somewhere yeah broken bridge
just so when you get over there I can't keep moving anything.
I think I'll make my way across the pipe over there and meet you on the other side. I'll pass here. so so so hmm so Thank you for watching!. so Alright, I'm heading off for you tomorrow.
Alright Naughty brother.
Alright man.
Take care of yourself bro. You know, Naughty's feeling like me tonight bro. I don't know. It feels super...
Your body's feeling like me tonight, bro.
My fist is shaking at all times within my brain.
I'm up on Broken Bridge. You should see me maybe soon. I'm on the other side right now.
Yeah, I'm on the other side too.
Found a deer that got stuck in a rock, so... They got him for me.
That was literally something I said like that was literally something
i said like the first day we played it
all the zombies are so fucking annoying
it feels like you can't
but you just start a game and you want
to get going your three zombies on you
know i'm at like half blood and
limping around and I've been playing for five
minutes.
I don't know what the fuck they got going with those zombies.
Their aggro radius is absolutely
disgusting.
Probably find one zombie
and then three more will show up, it's like where are
these? Why are they rolled over if you could just like know their
radius and pull one you know what i mean like get in range you can pull one over the thing
is though they're like they're like on other sides of buildings.
Somehow aggroing you without fucking sight.
They know that the sounds they are hearing are you apparently.
You get what I mean?
Yeah, I feel that 100%.
That was something H1Z1 actually did pretty well.
I remember aggroing zombies when you knew their range to aggro them.
Yeah, you can do it. You can pull on them Yeah.
You can do it, you can pull them and shit like that but when you're going through an area where there's other sides
of buildings and it's like...
You can just pull two, three, four randomly
or get a screen in one and they fucking all fell down and I'll shoot at them 234 randomly Still running to it bridge
are you still running to it i'm almost there I passed the bridge actually wait what I passed a broken bridge
okay Okay, I was doing that. Did you?
Yeah.
I just ran the other way.
Past it?!
Yeah but are you on the other side of the bridge or did you cross?
I crossed!
You crossed? Or you crossed. I crossed. Yeah.
There's no way. Literally out of Literally at the dam.
That's broken bridge.
I think there are two other, are there two broken bridges?
I don't think so.
I don't know though.
I'm at the one where you can actually like
The bridge is broken on the other side but there's ladders
and you can climb up it.
Did you run past the pipe then?
No. The pipes still here
this is the type that i thought you crossed
well i think there is another one across brother did we go to wrong service
no no even not hearing the same one Did we go to the wrong servers? No.
Let me run back to that pipe real quick
Maybe there are two pipes
Wait, somebody said it's daytime for you
and nighttime for me
Hold on
I typed in this word. No, not on...
Yeah, that doesn't make sense. I mean, Nadia and I was going into that one and then I switched because Nadi was like,
this is the one i'm in Unless he clicked the wrong one when you went in.
Got it? I'll look after this, um...
I'm at the pipe.
The pipe with all the rocks, right?
The shitload of rocks you have to go over?
Like this pipe there's a bunch of rocks on my side that you have to go over first. Yeah I think so.
You can like climb over to it.
Yeah, we're literally standing at the same spot.
Different servers...
At the same time on your server, it's nighttime on mine.
How can I check what server I'm on?
Let me just go back.
Reset...
There are multiple pipes.
Nah, but the big difference is
it's nighttime on my server. And you're right
next to the fucking one that's...
Yeah, it's daytime where
you are. It's nighttime here.
No way we could be on the same servers
like that. I'm not on the right server, though.
Unless you and Noddy both joined the wrong one,
then I'm in it.
How can I tell which server I'm on?
You can go to your DayZ SA launcher when you alt tab and it'll tell
you when you played it last it'll either say just now.
What?
Refresh them both, refresh them both
is there a refresh button?
off to the right next to the play button
oh yeah. press escape end game doesn't show it i don't.. Yeah, I guess
I'm on the other server somehow.
I don't know
how Naughty and I would both get on the other...
How did you guys both join
the wrong server?
No way!
I clicked the other one, got kicked out
and then clicked play again
And Noddy was even like he was
geared up on that server
I found Noddy when he said he was geared up
and you guys were playing on the other one.
I'm going to blame Naughty for this one.
Naughty, what? Actually,
I don't know.
It's still weird in the wrong spot.
Or it doesn't make any sense.
No, I'm definitely on the other one.
That's all there is to it.
You guys literally both joined the wrong server.
I think it's because it kicked me and then put me on the last One I was on
The play button will always
Connect you to your
Last successful connected server
I just checked which one I was on
the last one that I was
it's what I put in Discord
I don't understand
The most recent server I was on
was the one that I put in Discord.
Okay.
So unless, Kev,
you logged off somehow and
logged back on or something.
Yeah, because...
Are you sure you didn't get your shit confused
when you were doing the whole disconnect connecting?
You hit the play button
and the last one you connected to was the other one?
No, because the last one he connected
to, he was geared on. And he was geared on
when he logged in.
Yeah, the one I was geared on
was the one I just put in Discord.
And that's the last one I connected to.
We'll just say we're in different spots, Jared.
That's gotta be it.
There's gotta be two pipes and two
broken bridges.
There's two broken bridges. There's two broken bridges?
Ugh! I don't think that's the case. Yes. I'm still confused because you went from Onida and I went from Onondaga.
They're both running...
Let's see, they there are different directions.
This game is making me mad chat! I'm getting a little bit pissed. I've been pissed for a little bit now, lightly pissed.
Things to deal with.
I don't know what you're talking about. oh it takes a deal with Alright, I'm back in. Pull your shit up and let it rip.
I am at the pipe.
Now if you have the water on your right, there's the broken bridge, right?
Yeah, right? Yeah. Right there.
Are you not right here on
the bridge?
I mean,
I moved away.
On the pipe?
Give me one sec.
Let me go back
there.
I'm gonna lose my fucking mind here, bros.
Get my ass back
to the pipe.
And then behind you is the, like... dam entrance? There's an entrance to
the dam behind you. Behind me?
Like with the water to your-
Yeah that entrance with the tower yeah We are in the same spot. Yeah. Actually...
Listen, dude, I'm just getting on the fucking pipe road.
Just look at it man.
Do you see anything?
I moved quite a bit away from it.
Yeah, I see the tower bit away from it. Yeah, see the tower?
Let me look at the pipe.
You're in the middle of the pipe?
I'm on the fucking pipe.
There's nobody on that pipe.
Bro, what is happening right now?
Bro...
How have we gotten this confused?
You don't hear me take a shot right now
Oh my lord have fucking mercy dude.
Alright, I'm switching.
How is this even...
possible? yeah there's no way that there's another spot that looks exactly like this.
Oh I just got fucking sniped in the back of the head anyway. Alright perfect.
Actually perfect. Bro chat why would he blame me? I'm not even in the fucking game!
What the fuck are you guys talking about?
I'm not even there bro!
Oh shit I mean last time you guys were playing You were on
The one I put in this room yeah even Jared and
put it in chat yes that's the one that you had gear on also yeah that's the
one we met up on that's the one i saw you on
we've met up twice on that there's no way we weren't on the same server
makes no sense. I
Need fucking help bro. I
Don't know how it got fucked up there's no no, like... How do both of them do it?
Hey, I'm
not in this. Nah, bullshit.
Login right fucking now. I wanna see your character then.
I wanna see your fucking character on number two
then, Roddy. Yeah, yeah. I wanna see it.
Log into number 2 and show me your fucking character
I'm logging in right now!
I swear if you don't have a fucking
character, I'll piss. You understand?
What the- motherfucker, I died when i got off
you
brother brother brother let me show you let me show you that look look look
let me show you i'm gonna post it in Discord.
Problem is if not, he tried to log in and take an hour so... Yeah, no, doesn't matter. Look what I'm gonna post in Discord.
Look at the time! I know what you're gonna show your Daisy essays I get it yeah
yeah yeah did you refresh both yes maybe maybe close your DZSA and reopen it Yes. That's why I wanted to show you just now.
Maybe close your DZSA and reopen it.
Maybe it'll show something different after.
OK, doing that out.
It just doesn't make sense.
We are legit at the same spot.
I'm telling you, I'm telling you
that the server I put in was the server
I was on and I met up with Kevin on that server.
Nah bro there's no fucking way
Yeah There's no fucking way.
Yeah, it says 55 seconds ago on the server I put in there
and 8 hours ago on the other one
I don't understand. I'm very confused.
It's really fucking weird.
Did you die, Kev?
Oh yeah, I got sniped right after we got done talking.
There is no fucking way.
Yeah, I couldn't have been on the other server. I couldn't have been because I haven't connected to that one bro.
Doesn't make sense then!
I couldn't have like accidentally joined
I didn't connect with the other ones
I'm gonna watch Kevin's bot
This is fucking crazy. There's no fucking way, man.
You can't see...
Now I need to know what you were looking at.
Like we're either in different servers or we're completely off on location.
So only two choices, that's it.
Like I said, it was daytime on whatever you were on
and nighttime on whatever I was on.
That's the other problem.
There is 0% chance we were looking at different shit dude, like to the left there's the broken
bridge you can see, to the right there's the tower
with the fucking dam
it was all the fucking same it was all exactly the fucking same.
It was exactly the fucking same, and now that you're logged in our screens actually look the same for time of day.
But you just logged into one.
Find out where we're at, I'm gonna make it to you. Let's go find out where we're at.
I don't know how we don't know what servers we're in. I'm confused.
Yeah yeah that's fucking...
I don't know
I don't know
It's all good either way. Doesn't make sense
I mean but if you're in this server
then something was wrong with Noddy's
DZSA or something right?
Like that doesn't make sense to me. How?
I don't fucking know. How would it be me?
Cause you are in that server. You were confirmed
in the same server as Kevin.
Yes, exactly. Which was
numero dos. So if I
find Kevin right now in numero uno
That means you were never on server two
yeah okay okay you're on one right now right
yes okay definitely click two which one are you on
we both clicked too bro I'm on the server
Whatever server you were fucking on baby
Okay yeah it can be me- How is this turning
On me?! No I'm not saying its
Turning on you but you guys being together
Are the only two fucking things like connections we have on being in the same server
But I was in that server to thousand percent. I reconnected to it
Okay, okay
So I'm even more fuckin 100% than you motherfuckers because I just connected to it, right?
Okay.
Yeah, I get what you're saying
but the problem is
I haven't connected to the first one.
Like
I haven't connected to it at all.
Okay.
And that eight hours ago was me in queue and then, you know when we were debating which one to go into. It doesn't make any sense. What?
It doesn't but hey, wasn't mean bro.
Are you guys on different servers right now? It wasn't me, bro. Yeah, sorry, can you hear me?
Are you guys on different servers right now?
Oh, sorry, uh...can you hear me?
Yeah I can hear you.
Ah yeah, sorry someone just ringing my mobile that's okay it's okay do your thing man
i heard his mobile thank you
uh we give me and kevin we either going to find each other or realize
just that we are still in the wrong servers.
Did you just hear thunder?
Is it rainy where you are on your server you're on your server?
Yeah, bro, it looks like we're on the same one now just because of the weather and the freaking time of day
It was like bright daylight when you were just on
the other server i don't really know that says black and white so i couldn't tell
it's still brighter than my server Are you getting a thing sometimes when your fucking hands get stuck up?
Like, when you're punching shit?
No.
My hands keep getting stuck in that position.
Hmm... What is this then, chat? I don't know!
This is the weirdest thing
I'll be honest with you.
I don't really know.
Yeah it doesn't make sense because I feel like we will find each other on this one...
There's no way we were fucking-
But that means that you and Noddy were both on server 1 the whole time!
Somehow, yeah, we both picked server 2.
That would be, that's like fuckin' impossible. That's not, yeah. We both picked the same material. That would be like fucking impossible.
That's not... that's no way.
There is no fucking shot.
I have a sign that brings me to Mohawk.
Okay, on that deal. Cay, we're actually decently close
to fighting that thing.
It's always not me, Chatman! Fuck you guys!
No listen, it's not- nothing is your fault
here Nottie, we just... It's literally just
you just have the
we just have the info
that you two are in a server
together.
Just nothing is your fault
here, brother.
It's just like
it just so happened
that we fucked up
if it
if it is the case that means Kevin and I are in the same server
right now. We were in server one the whole time.
Somehow, someway.
If me and Kevin don't find each other right now,
somehow, someway, me and Kevin just didn't
find each other. You know? I don't understand how...
I gotta go watch his VOD and see where he is.
Yeah, it's nothing...
Nothing is your fault.
Nothing is your fault.
Yeah, yeah, I get it. I get it. It's all good.
That guy just takes the trolling, you know what I'm saying?
Yo yo!
Time to get water my friend.
Oh... Not even on the damn game! Yeah, come on.
We'll see how this goes. It's been a rough day today man
People have been kicking my butt, you know?
People have been shooting me
Oh, hey
Yeah
No way
I hear that
I died in the dam
I tried to go down into the dark areas and then
someone killed me down there i think they were hiding oh man what the yeah
bad luck man bad Bad luck you know?
I got kinda turned around too cause I tried to turn my light off and I tried to like figure out where I was in the dark
And then I accidentally ran back into him
And he killed me
Oh my! That's a lucky one Yeah, unlucky. yeah that's kind of stupid oh my god
what are you trying to do he's trying
to get to the parking
hey let's team up for a little bit boss
you need to scull order 66. Hey, you wanna team up for a little bit boss?
What? Sorry? You want to team up for a little bit?
Yeah yeah. Let's do it bro
What's your name?
I'm Josh
What's your names? I'm Josh. What's your name? Jimbo, we take on the world.
Let's go brother.
I got a buddy with me.
Let's see if we can get there.
You good to spread the little bit?
Yeah, there is some guy with crossbows.
Okay, was that Mohawk?
No, we were not talking to him.
I'm not too sure.
Because he killed me and I was going... Keep going.
He's stream snapping, you can hear it now. You can just hear the delay of my voice while I'm talking to him through his speakers.
He's playing on speakers or loud headphones.
You would hear my voice way more delayed, you would hear it like five seconds three seconds after or something
like that you wouldn't just hear it like a second
after
so it's just reverbing back through his mic, basically.
This guy is not even... You can tell he's got some sort of Asian descent going on, bro.
I almost guarantee this guy has no idea
where I am.
No way.
Like, he's probably playing for another country.
I wouldn't think I have too many people watch me from
a different place like that chat. We're mostly in NA.
So...
Chances are
it's low
I'm gonna try to block him in here.
Okay, come back in here.
Okay, okay.
Just trap them.
Yep yep yep.
Okay, let's see when they run out.
Let's go, run out now?
He's up! Right, right. Oh my god why are there so many?
Why the fuck are there so many is my question every single fucking day I ask myself.
Why the fuck is there so many?
Nice
Take the flashlight just in case you need it.
Oh no, check the plus light, but we're being seen. Let's hope it.
There is probably not too much loot there, let's continue. See if I can get to the next spot and get food.
See if we can find a chicken or something. get food yeah i picked up a steak knife back there oh nice oh yeah i'm on i'm on oh wait
oh nice nice you You can walk while you eat.
... Wait, does someone not know the stereotype about Snake Knives and DayZ only cannibals carry them? What?! Really? That can't be a thing.
What'd you say?
You've been having a rough day today.
Yeah, I haven't been killing too many people and now they're getting killed a lot.
Aw, same bro these zombies are the same.
Let's go right or left here chat let's see
this is like a fucking map here where do we want to go i think you want to go
maybe i want to go left here.
What's your name, sorry? Jimbo.
Jimbo, okay.
And do you remember my name?
Josh.
Yeah boy. I gotcha, I gotcha.
Looks like there's some stuff to do so Alright, we to find food. So what's the end game?
Okay, just to get through
The passage
Yeah once you get on
The other side of passage
There's uh
There's other things
To deal with
You become like in snow And there's other things to deal with. You become like in snow, and
there are skeletons and stuff
it's pretty tough
Yeah, it can get a little wild
you gotta be prepared for it
that's the thing
I mean, you've got to leave around here it that's the thing and then you got to leave around here
enough that you have a good ammo gas mask lights oh yeah Dancing in the moonlight, everybody.
I'm kind of like Shroud playing Star Citizen while I play this game.
Alright, I think we gotta go back down the road. This is kinda a dead end area.
We got to find something to eat man
we're in trouble let's go back
let's go this way the hunger takes a long time to kill you though so it should
be okay we should be showing our time.
Oh yeah because I'm on red and Steve is on red
Yeah, we'll be alright, I think we can get enough time to
the next town to get some chicken or something.
The large forests are not a lot of wildlife.
Weird. What's that? Not a
lot of forest? Not a lot of wildlife? Yeah. Oh no sorry there's a
lot of forests, but not a lot of of wildlife yeah true well we can find some chickens
around town that'll help us and some sheep every once in a while but yeah not a lot yeah so so We were... So, you know where the Alps are?
We were near Haran I think. Or we might be heading to Haran right now I think. Either that or we're already past it, I'm not sure.
Okay.
Yeah. So we're kind of at like the north end. I'm not sure.
So we're kind of at like the north middle of the map.
Damn, it's crazy you know... idea what he's saying.
He's saying yeah. I
us in front of us.
Do you want to check out the car? Yeah, there's no zombies there.
Let's just check and see what's leaving.
Oh yeah, there are a few zombies here.
Yeah, I'll do this.
Oh! Oh, oh. I like that one. Oh shit! Fucking gun!
Oh my god!
I got one down.
Okay.
I'm gonna try to get him out of here. it Oh, you wanna watch me yeah?
Behind you. Behind you.
Oh shit sorry. Sorry darling.
Look out! Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Ah! aggro's me and goes after him
nice job
yo my uh
my health is yellow. Like half of yellow and it's running to east when I clear out.
Yeah we're gonna share this guy right here.
Oh nice thank you.
What is that? Thank you.
That's what I found!
Is it? Oh shit! Yeah, pretty lucky. Pretty cool.
Oh my god, sorry.
Yo these things are off me now or...
You can keep them yeah.
Keep em.
Okay thank you here if not we'll dip Ah, bro.
Is that possible in good condition?
No it's fucked up.
It's badly damaged.
So wait... If we bugger off and kill him So, it's a waste. If it's badly damaged what does that mean?
I think that means...
Yeah, yeah. It won't jam, I think it'll just randomly break in your hands eventually.
Like it will no longer work.
Alright let's go this way now. They're all gonna be a fire axe, one shot zombies.
Oh yeah I think it's nasty.
Best sign of the best sign of Mayland again.
Oh I love that ship here.
Zombie problem's over!
My health is still white, but my
yellow...I have a yellow apple, so
we just gotta keep checking. You got yellow health, right?
Is it going up though?
Uh, it is not You got yellow health, right? Is it going up though? Uh... not so much. No.
Is it going down?
I eat the beans but still half of yellow. Arrow's on.
Okay, what is your food at? Is it red still or is it yellow?
My food is yellow going down.
Okay, and what about your water? Red or Yellow?
My boat is white.
You might just be too cold then we have to go get a fire I guess
I don't know why else you'd have
health going down let's keep trucking.
We gotta get some food for you, basically.
That's all.
We should get there soon.
It's up here.
We'll be there. We just gotta kill a fucking chicken fast.
He's about to double die, he's in trouble.
He's gonna start going really slow too.
There's no one sprintinging, like constantly sprinting and attacking.
Yeah so it's taking our food down pretty quickly yeah.
We'll try jog the rest of them.
Oh okay yeah yeah yeah.
Yeah yeah yeah.
I can't make bolts for this thing just yet. I need to get some fet first. Technically you can, but they won't be accurate.
You're crazy. you're like the best chestnut team in a long time.
Oh yeah?
I hear that.
It's only been zombies then.
Should we skip this part or should we go to that?
I think we'll skip it because somebody could have alluded there. Let's just go for up here
It seems like the town is already going to be right here
Wanna say it again?
Yeah, my...
Shit, sorry. My house was on red now.
Okay we gotta hurry fast
fast then. All right.
Maybe maybe the zombies want food? We'll see
and we're getting to the town. We'll get something. We just gotta find an animal.
There's probably gonna be food in here, man.
To be honest. We'll find something.
Ugh! to be honest. We'll find something. Are you kidding me,
Dave? Like what do I need to do?
What do I need to do there?
Listen. there We gotta get to the town. Let's go, keep going, keep going.
We're gonna make this up here somewhere.
There it is, Haran we are here!
Keep running up the. I'm so slow, bro. Keep running up the road.
I'm going to get to the first house and see if I can find food fast, okay?
I'll be right back.
Just keep running up the road.
Okay, thank you. I'm gonna let this guy not die. Dancing in the moonlight, everybody.
Oh my god this guy's a lucky motherfucker. so Oh wait, is it this way?
I'm down the wrong road.
Where are you?
There you are there.
Here, I'm gonna take a couple bites of this and you take the rest.
Are you? Yeah that's me oh there you go
eat the rest of that so Hey Ellie, Wanna get down soon? Okay, yo, can I eat this herpeta?
Uhhh... No you can very lightly but I wouldn't recommend it. It's rotten and might fuck you worse if you don't do it right.
Oh okay yeah yeah
Am I going to the right way to town?
Or is this... hold on
What's that?
Let's take this stuff over here.
We got to go to Mohawk
this way.
Hey, Josh. Come this way. We want to go down this way, down the road. I already looted that building.
Okay. On your right? Okay, on the way.
This way, this way, there's a town closer in that direction
this way.
He would be dead. Oh Oh shit, what's he coming for?
Oh! You had a nice shot bro.
Thank you. Jesus Christ, did you kill the right one?
I seen that, I got it though let let's go. Gotta find some more food.
Chill Ellie,
I'm gonna put you upstairs in a sec here okay?
... For you, and... Aha!
Chill Ellie. Relax I'm gonna get you upstairs okay? You gotta relax, alright silly?
I hear ya. I hear ya, I acknowledge
Where's all the food at?
Let's go up to the town. The towns is up here
We should find some food in there or someone will kill for food
You think it's the coal that's affecting you?
Probably mostly food and water.
Yeah, but there is a fire.
A fire.
Yeah maybe we can make a fire for ya up here?
Yeah, yeah, my boy is good. My boat is full.
Okay. Chill.
It might be cold. It might be the cold.
Put these on. I could try and find just like something to wear. And then change, trade me shoes.
Trade my shoes, trade my shoes.
Take your shoes off take these.
Okay got you.
Just put this in these. Okay got you
Put those on
The gloves too, the gloves too
Fingerless gloves?
Put those on
Thank you
Ooh food oh yeah thank you
oh food baby yes oh yeah my health is blinking my my house is blinking come on follow me come on let's get a fucking fire started
right now then let's do this i'm gonna put some
food on the ground in the front of this uh on the top of these stairs okay grab this food oh yeah yo
yo it's going up now i think you're watching oh yeah man nice grab that a little bit of that I think it was for you. Oh yeah? Yeah, nice!
Grab that, get a little bit of that,
Get a little bit of this food, powder milk
And then uh...
Right right right
Look look look
You see it?
Oh yeah, sorry.
Yeah my gamma is so high.
Yeah I understand, it's okay.
How does he die? Powdered milk.
I got a...
I'm not really sure how you eat it, but
you just eat it.
Found some more food too. Let's go.
Chill, okay? I got you, don't you worry!
Eat this right here.
That's really good, really good. Don't overeat it though, okay?
It's almost night-night time and you're going to be going sleepy soon.. He's gonna have to come back up a little bit on health, but he will be. It's a shop. so I found a gun but no bullets.
Let's keep going, let's keep going.
Oh fuck.
No?
Block block block.
You just block okay? You, block. You just block, okay?
No let me do it, I'll handle it.
I handled most of the zombies.
I don't want you to take anyone else.
Oh yeah, true.
Let's go.
Behind the rope?
Shit!
Yeah you're bleeding... oh shit.
There you're bleeding.
I got bandages if you need it. Oh my gosh. um
look we just stepped into a little tiny town we're just getting bombarded by zombies bro like
we just got here honestly you haven't done yet
zombies are just already hitting us up.
Nice backpack, okay...
Let's see if there is food in here or ammo.
What do you need ammo for? Chocolate?
Pistol or 7.62 ammo?
Relax okay?
I'll get you up there in a sec alright?
Oh I missed.
It's blocked, it's blocked. Look at how stupid this is. We are in such a tiny town and there's just zombies all over the damn thing.
Like bro, let us play
The fucking game not just
Fighting zombies!
Holy
Fucking nutsack.
Let's try to get some water.
Oh there's another one bro Let me play the fucking game.
There's a backpack on him, backpack.
I'll check it out.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. All right. I'm gonna throw all of you.
Thank you for being patient, food that day.
That's huge.
And this place doesn't need it because its water. I got good news and bad news. What's that?
I got shotgunned to death, but I spawned in Mohawk.
Alright. bonded mohawk.
I can hear someone. Sounds like they're peeing in the ball. That's me.
Oh, you're peeing in the bottle?
No I'm drinking a bottle of water and filled it up.
Oh fuck that.
I'm sorry Jimbo.
You didn't hit me? Alright, here.
Fill this water bottle up and I to let you drink out of it.
Thank you. Found a little more food too, so only try drinking like 75% of the bottle.
Okay?
And then we'll eat the rest.
Chill out buddy, okay?
We'll go upstairs in a second.
I know you're very sleepy.
Yeah, I'm trying to sleep
but my heart's popping!
Okay, drop one to me at your feet, okay?
Uh... yeah, there you go.
Oh thank you! Two on- two on the spawn.
Yeah, drop it for me so I can refill it.
Uhh... oh, it's in my hand. Okay. Yep. I'll leave them behind for the moment.
Let's get some more.
Do you want some bagel bites?
Sure.
You're gonna like that, it's going to make you wanna stick around a little bit more.
Do I have what?
Yeah, I have my gamma at 1.3 so I can see at night time better
Oh yeah, I'll have to pull it off
Take this cereal right here on top of the car.
Cereal box.
I forgot an email.
Oh, I forgot a big-ass one.
I'm sorry?
Okay, it won't be on me.
Okay.
Chill out. No! Thank you!
Let's see if we can find some more stuff...
Is there a beanie there?
Yo, if my mic is bad
I'm sorry, I got like
a C- C headset.
No it sounds fine.
Well I apologize.
You're all good. It sounds good really.
Okay.
Okay thank you.
Take this pistol right here. That's yours but it doesn't have a mag in it.
Now drop
some ammo on the ground and you'll be able to
single load them into that pistol.
Only one bullet at a time. That's better than
nothing.
So if you pull out the pistol and hold R it'll put a bullet in it.
That's huge right there.
Oh no I smoked it.
Oh there you go. Okay yeah yeah. You can also put that... Oh nice, fuck it.
Oh there you go. Okay yeah yeah.
You can also put that on your hotbar at the bottom so that you can uh...
You see the 1 2 3 4 5?
Put a dragon onto one of those.
Yeah I'm done. Here I am. Yeah buddy! Yeah, yeah.
I can shoot somebody. We need to find a magazine for it.
You know the difference between tapping right click and then holding right
click?
It's a little different.
If you tap it, you can aim down the sight.
See that?
Oh yeah, yeah.
Okay.
Yeah.
Let's make a shame now. Let's go.
Okay nice, I got it.
Where is my new patch?
Yeah we can make it out of sticks
but we have to find
chicken feathers as well to make sure
they're accurate. If you don't have chicken feathers
they don't fly accurately.
Oh shit.
So if you kill a chicken you'll notice they drop feathers.
Nothing in here.
Oh yo my health is good enough now i'm on yellow.
Don't you worry, it's gonna be done soon I'm gonna put you upstairs.
I just played the map a few times.
I know where Steph is, a little bit, you know?
Yeah, you know your way around.
There's some human need in here. Someone cut someone up. How big of the mass? Is it a big thing or medium size?
That big as what?
How big does mass take place? um how big is what uh how big this mask could be um i think it's probably about a little bit smaller than the mosque i would think you know yeah yeah that's not oh Oh, damn it.
Oh!
Good to get some practice with the gun in. If you hold control, you can hold your breath. I don't know if you do that.
Press right click and then hold control? Yeah, it'll hold its breath.
Should I try aiming with it right now so try aiming and then hold control yeah
control left control oh yeah yeah so it'll make it steady and zoom in a little bit.
Okay? So that will help you.
Perfect.
Give me one second.
I got to go grab my water real fast. I'm just gonna be in here.
Careful with the zygas.
Okay okay cool cool cool. We'll give each other a minute or so.
Wait a sec, I'ma bring her upstairs. Yeah, yeah Walk around
Okay Thank you. so oh come on um hmm. so. so so so. so so so. um. so I'm not sure.
And I'm back when you are.
Okay,
I'll be one minute,. Yep yep take your time.
I'm almost done.
This dude's not smoking a cigarette he's hitting the fucking vase. I pray to God Josh doesn't feel something about his statement.
What's that?
Say again.
I'm not sure what you're saying, but I think it's a good thing. How's the day been in general?
What's that, say again?
Oh, how's the day in general?
I can't complain.
How's your day been in general
in general it's been pretty good not too bad and daisy not so good
what about you yeah
yeah good bro not too. Where are you from?
I'm from the UK. I-I'm from Wales. Have you heard of Wales?
Oh, you're from Wales! Oh hell yeah, okay.
Yeah, I'm Welsh. I'm Welsh.'m welsh right very cool man very cool
what about you where are you from united states america i can tell
i thought i could tell your american yeah colorado and it's a
state called Colorado
Colorado? I've heard of it yeah
I don't know much about it but I've heard of it
That's cool
Sorry bro, sorry. Sorry to keep you waiting I'm almost done. Yeah take your time brother, no hurry.. Well, Hayter is out bro. What does that mean?
You still not getting way to Metal Cup?
Yeah, I think so.
I'm at this little car park before it.
I think I went the right way.
There were two directions.
I went all the way left and it just took me
to a dead end, So I went right the way left and it just took me to a dead end so I went right
instead and ended up here. So there was one sign that said Mohawk, so I went that way.
Gotcha perfect. She's here.
I found a bunch of ammo on the way.
I don't know if you have guns?
No, I'm fine. Oh, my God.
My man's ladder is broken. Alright let me know when you're ready buddy.
I don't know what to do here. I'll wait after you, actually. Oh, there're good.
You really need to find 762 right now. Yeah buddy!
Yeah buddies huh? Yeah buddy indeed!
She smokes So you smoking cigarettes or you smoke weed, brother?
Think I'm by the big lake right next to the mojo.
Tobacco, gotcha.
He's smoking cigs, bro. Yeah He smoked a cigs bush. What about you, bro? Do you smoke or...?
Nah nah I just do the energy drinks and all that dude really.
Too many energy drinks for me.
Yeah, I gotta chill it out a little bit like Like a little antsy, you know what I mean?
What do you drink? Red Bull or Monster?
Um...I drink a little bit of everything
My go-to is probably Red Bull right now
Yeah true I do like Red Bull but now yeah true
i do like red bull but it's too expensive
for me
what do you like to drink then?
I don't know how much is in the US
quite expensive over here.
No kidding, that's right.
You old woman!
Get out of here!
It's like a cheap knock off Get out of here. Um...
I don't like buy them necessarily, but
I wouldn't be against
trying em', you know what i mean but i haven't
i don't really try to walk in like balls and like rockstar those are okay right What about relentless?
Oh shit.
What about what?
Do you have relentless? Relentless?
Is that a... Here, take this honey.
I will share some of it
actually.
Eat a little bit.
I don't think
I've heard of relentless but it could be a drink that I just haven't
heard of yet.
Oh yeah, they're just one of those cheap ones.
Yeah take a look in the driver's seat of this car on the ground the bottom by the pedals
i mean the american driver Oh shit, right.
Wait, it's honey, right? Honey?
Yeah.
Nice one, chat. Okay'm just stretching those energy drink sacks.
Okay come take this crossbow. You can have this crossbow until you make something.
At least hold it for now, just in case.
There I did it in the middle of time stinkvump!
Uh... I lost you.
I'm in the house right now? Yeah.
There's a crossbow right here, just grab it for a little bit.
Oh nice! found a shotgun oh thank you bro yeah we'll see if we can find some bullets for some
of these guns The American driver's seat, bro.
He said the driver's seat went to the right side.
... Oh man, pizza in the morning, pizza in the evening, pizza at supper time.
Thank you by the way Big Rob, appreciate you.
And Action Man, much love guys.
Much love fellas! Thank you. Appreciate the donuts.
Oops, someone got cut up in here.
When pizza's on a bagel, you can have pizza anytime. ah Yo, is there a reason I can't put the crossbow in my hand?
Yeah cause the honey's in your hand. You gotta find a place to put the honey first.
Yeah, I tried so... Find a place to put the honey first.
Yeah, I tried so... I'll put this away.
Fuck this hole.
And I try and put it in my hand, but it's not...
The crossbow won't go there?
Yeah. It's just putting on the floor.
Try holding F while it's on the ground. There you go.
Oh! Nice. Yeah! F on it while it's on the ground. There you go. Oh, thank you.
Yeah! Try putting a hotkey on it and stuff, you know dragging
into a hotkey number? Oh yeah, yeah. And if you press
that number again, it'll put it away and I'll put on your back.
Yo sorry how do I press my... Just just press tab and drag it from your hands to one of the numbers down below.
Okay, okay thank you. Yeah yeah
You want to do that with all your weapons for sure
Yeah yeah weapons for sure. That's nice.
A little single tap.
So you just want to colorize or is it? Is that...is there a nice place?
I think it's like mountains. Lots of mountains and stuff. Pretty nice.
It's clean here. Oh really?
Yeah, I like it.
Ah, nice.
Is there a lot of ummm Oh, nice. I'm gonna load up an...
...E-board for a bit man, so it can go down.
Oh shit, pardon me. Yeah, what's that chicken?
Do you have a knife yet?
I do not.
Oh shit, I threw my sword in the fire.
You could've had that one.
Alright, run into Moloch now. Fuck. You could have that one.
Alright, running into Moloch now...
Are you guys still in there? They are staying on the surface.
This guy's new so I'm like trying to teach him a shitload.
Hey bro, it's the longest I've lived in a long time
So hope we're doing good
We'll do ourselves a favor
May he find you Thank you Yeah, let's go. Maybe it's not for you.
You learn something every life, ya know?
That's how it goes in the world.
Alright, let's go cook these chickens.
I'm gonna go cook these chickens.
I'm gonna go cook a fire in a place so you'll know we're out of the leaves here. So I might get a stick...
I got a chicken we can cook with.
You need feathers too, huh?
I think I saw you had a crossbow.
Oh yeah, use the chicken feathers.
I actually have the chicken feathers. We'll make some for you right now.
Let me get some more sticks real quick.
What's that?
Did you drop me a... knife?
Yeah but I grabbed it back. I'll put it in the next spot for ya
Oh you've Oh, okay yeah, I was just making sure.
Yeah, I noticed he didn't grab it so I was like, okay I'm just gonna break it.
Oh sorry my bad, who's that dude?
Okay here is what I want you to do
Let's go grab some sticks
I want you to put one of these sticks on your shoulders
So let's go up to this guy.
Hold left click on this bush here.
Make sure you have empty hands so put the crossbow away.
Oh yeah.
Alright, I'm at the water fountain. You guys walk up and see if
you can gather a stick by holding left-click in this bush.
Cool, cool, cool. Grab one big stick and then we'll go to the house.
What'd you say?
I said I'm at the water fountain or are you guys in the actual town?
We're in the actual town but like around that circle a little bit more from that water fountain.
You see your water? I can go grab you right now.
Kevin do you hear me?
Kev, kev! Kev!
Yo. Yes sir? We're gonna be back here
this way. Just give me a
See, I'm going to go back here to the brown house and we'll
cook some chicken. Alright, I'm coming.
Alright did you get that stick?
You can just keep it in your hands
Just put it in your hands real quick.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Yeah and then throw it in your hands
and then follow me.
This is my buddy Kevin by the way.
This is Josh.
What's going on dude? What's up Josh? Oh, you by the way. This is Josh. What's going on dude?
What's up Josh? Kevin.
I'm with you.
Yeah buddy, you saw me when I first came out.
Okay, so let's start this fire.
We'll put the bark there for the thing
and put some sticks in it. I want you to cut your stick in half
So I think you just have to hold left click okay go ahead and do that
oh left click just cut that stick in half to make it into smaller sticks
and then place the file no no And now you're fixing the fire?
No, no.
Nope. Okay.
I got the fire stuff. Me and you are gonna make you some bolts. Take this...
Yep. make you some bolts. Take this and drag that onto the stick
and see if it will allow you
to make some bolts.
Yes, I am. Thank you funky bro. Okay now another thing I'm going to drop you
we have chicken feathers on the ground
You would add those chicken feathers to the bolts afterwards so have one or the other in your
hand drag it on there and then make the bolts with that with the uh feathers
are you good? Yeah.
There ya go.
I gotcha on some uh...
Some honey on the ground.
Take one of those chickens. I cut one up there too.
Did I not get one from it? Right, alright. No, uh, did you drop me, um... Sorry, did you drop me a fabric?
Yeah they're on the ground right below ya.
Just check out your vicinity.
Alright then, hold up.
Well I...
Oh, I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to do that.
I was just trying to get my camera down there.
I don't know if it's working or not.
It's working.
It's working.
It's working. It's working. It's working. just check out your vicinity.
Where are they?
What the heck, where'd they go? Did you pick up feathers Kevin or no?
They might be in your inventory.
See if they are in your inventory.
Are they in your inventory?
Yeah, no, they're not my industry.
What the hell?
How many bolts did you make? You can find another chicken.
Oh, sure I'll make one bolt. What the fuck?
So to make those balls I need a long stick right there
And then use my knife to...
Yeah And with feathers we'll make them fly straighter
they're not very good but just as regular bolts so you can still kill zombies if they run all the way up on me. Oh shit, I'm sorry bro
The feathers look like bullets to me
What the fuck?
Here take this
Okay I'm gonna have one okay what guns do you have right now shotgun bk and a nine millimeter
pistol 9x19. oh my god you just got shot in the back of that it's uh you piece it Yeah. Oh!
You just got shot in the back of the head?
Ah, you piece of shit. Okay...
Did he die?
Yeah.
Is that our British friend there?
No way that guy hits that shot Well, I all died, brother. What are you gonna do?
A guy rolled
up with a pistol and destroyed us.
That's what we get for not
really paying attention, I guess. Don't hear
a single footstep there, by the way, chat. He's just in the middle of fucking
nowhere, changed position, didn't hear a single thing
Jesus Christ man, Daisy
you're so fucking bad
Like basic combat
wise this game is
a headache
wait did you guys figure out the server?
We're on the same one.
So you are both on two?
No.
What?!
You were connected to one somehow. That's impossible!
Maybe the launcher messed up, I don't know. The launcher might be fucked up bro.
Like I said they both said I refreshed them and most of just now for me that's
unfortunate
that guy hit a disgusting headshot though, to be fair.
Full moving... full sprinting headshot on bullet.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
So shit was just fucked up then hey it wasn't on me.
Hey!
That's how I was telling you dude.
We both clicked two we can't be
that dumb like...
Yeah exactly.
The hallscape is so bad man. The basic fundamentals are just completely shit-tier.
Oh ffff... I don't know how that guy hits a one bullet there, bro. That's insane. Okay dude, girl boss. Got it.
My B. Didn't realize.
Jesus! This shit's all fucking looted, dude. Somebody spawned three minutes before me and took everything
And now I'm gonna have a full line of nothing. Welcome to DayZ
Ahhhh so Josh is dead for sure there. He didn't have any weapons. so Oh shit, Jimbo? Yeah Josh? We're just going to go in there.
I'm not sure what's happening. Oh shit, Jimbo? Yeah. Josh?
Who's this guy?
Who are you?
Doesn't matter who you are boss
We're fucking fighting to the death for that gun
Get back here! Josh we're killing this guy right? We're fucking fighting to the death for that gun.
Get back here! Josh, we're killing this guy right?
Drop the fucking gun.
Got him Josh!
Let's go!
Nice job, bud.
Alright free stuff dude he has a pair i'm gonna give it to you okay there you go man
oh thank you on the ground right here bro i have no idea what happened
well two people showed up with guns and they shot us bro.
Two motherfuckers showed up and they shot us.
Number one?
Then some guy started bandaging me or whatever and then shot me in the face right after.
What a weirdo.
Don't know why he would do that yeah
me and john spawn next to each other of course. Oh the guy, that British guy you just...
Yeah we've seen a guy at the spawn with a gun.
Oh nice! Well that's good.
You see which spawn you got?
Side A.
Got it down.
What the hell?!
Bro, that's wild!
Gotta put your bandages where Josh- There ya go. Bro, that's wild.
I'm just getting in queue.
Oh yeah.
Yeah...I was gonna queue when there were like fuckin' 19 people in front of me, man. And then it just hit him and it was fucking five minutes later.
Well the good news is if you go back to the main menu
and you just hit play...
This guy... You cool bro he's cool
you at least you're gonna connect right back to the server because that play
button only connects to the server that you last successfully connected to so if
you didn't get in you'd have a harder time getting in
so when you get kicked bro just make sure you something spam that play button
i go through uh dc, well I'm sure.
Yeah but listen to me, listen to me okay?
Imma teach you something right now brother, okay?
When this game disconnects you right now
do not close it
just keep hitting play over and over again
Okay bro?
Cause its gonna-...that play button
tries to connect you back to this server.
So it's going to be way faster. Don't close the game
And just keep hitting play, alright?
You gotta trust me on that one
yeah you'll spend your spawn in the same spot here. Okay, nice.
Yeah, I saw a building killed your friend.
Yeah it happens when you put a fire
in a house it can be dangerous people see it you know let's go
i just want to be a random format so we can give each other's backs dude
you have an adventure? You guys are having adventures?
That's funny.
Yeah?
I fucked him up, man. I fucked him up, Jimbo. Fuck him up, Jimbo. I fucked him up man.
Alright so who we got here?
We're Jimbo and Josh bro. We are a package deal
Jimbo and Josh? Well I'm James
James! Let's go
Jimbo, Josh & James. What's up man?
Alright listen don't let us influence your name here bossman but what's your name alright?
It's crazy this is my fourth life I've seen... Oh he's got no mic it's cool dude you know what
we need a mute on the team. Let's go.
You ever seen Gone in 60 Seconds, dude? They got a mute
on their team too. Yeah, buddy.
He eats sandwiches off of dead bodies.
Prove it.
Gotta restart.
His head nodding is good enough for me, chat. You know what we could do for a little bit, Jared? you know
you know we could do for a little bit jerry what's up we've got those two decked out in the moss characters
no i don't no okay wait wait you logged into that shit?
Are you sure it was the same one?
I'm pretty sure...
I don't think I have any more geared characters
You had like two or three there
Is it a karma weapon two or three there
is it uh was it a karma one a karma server there i'll put it in your chat i lost all his geared characters man
no i think he still has this one.
Make sure you get into this cut, don't forget it.
Yeah yeah, come on then.
Yeah, I lost that character for that.
No you didn't! That's the one where i got stream sniped after five hours
we were logged in out right next to each other we were waiting i got stream snipe on
that server um yeah yeah five hours four or four hours hours... four or five hours in.
They were baiting shots on purpose to make us show up
to their location so that they can wait for us to kill us.
And then they got banned from the server right after?
On that one, wow.
Well, now I have two decked out characters
on two fucking Namaal servers.
I don't think they were sniping? They wouldn't be banned otherwise bro.
I'm not even close to those Moms and shit like that.
That was one of the Karma ones you logged out on.
Maybe karma one? I might have a Karma character.
It was me, you and that third guy. You logged out in the house
And then we played for like another five hours
I don't know if on Karma Crew the last time I died was that FAMAS player or not.
Remember when I shot the guy and didn't die, or didn't go down
and had no bullets?
Yeah yeah
It wasn't the run we did like I said you logged out
Yeah And we kept going see how many of these
fellas come back in chat or the p real quick can't remember what number that one was though.
Well, I guess I can log into that server...
whatever and play that shit out. Look for damn filaments by myself you find out what town you're in? Bye, Chase.
Mohawk? mohawk again so so so.. Kimball? What's up Josh? Hey, yo. Oh, oh is this you? Hello. What's up bro? Yeah I'm right here brother.
I'm gonna eat something to strap.
Okay, how are you?
Wait! Wait, who's Jimbo? Is that you with the shotgun?
Yeah.
Oh shit my bad I put you as I was on it.
That's our mute guy.
He is our boy, we are going to call him head nodder ok? Head nod! I had none.
How'd you get back in, Kev? You get back in?
Yep, I'm in there.
Let's go baby!
I'm at Cayuga.
We're off to the side of that.
Oh no, I'm at the north part of the town.
No, you're at Mohawk again?
The only opposite side of that is they're like Tuska some shit spawn.
Watch out Josh! There's a zombie!
Two zombies!
You know what's probably a decent place to loot?
Is that, uh... Ontario.
Punch him off!
If you get later and haven't really found shit
He's got a police station Get him bro, get him bro!
Oh shit! He's getting crazy he's getting crazy
I got him, I got him
Oh shit my foot!
Bro you knocked him out so hard his half of the body went through the floor.
I've got a mean overhand right!
Oh my god he's fucking popping off about something. I am. hmm
uh... 76039s please.
Bro, have you seen the Acolyte on TV by the way?
The new Star Wars TV show?
Oh no, I haven't watched it.
Shit looks like the stupidest thing I've ever seen to be honest.
Really?! Somebody said it got, like,
review bombed, like critics gave it
90-something percent or some shit
and then there was 23%
from viewers.
Which way do you trust a review bomb? Is it getting
review bombed positively, or
is it getting review bombed negatively?
You know what I mean? There's my question.
Well they said it was review bombed by ai or some oh yeah i read something like that but
i don't know i haven't watched it so i can't say but mr bo i don't believe that critics don't know, I haven't watched it so I can't say but... Mr. Boe, I don't believe that critics
don't get paid for good reviews
I don't believe it
Or I don't believe they don't
give good reviews to make sure
they stay in good standing with certain companies. I just don't believe
any of the critics. I don't believe critic bullshit at all,
but the review bombing stuff,
y'all are like, you know, I'm not sure how much
that happens for audience score.
Oh, I'm sure somebody's watched it.
I have seen a little bit of snippets and it looks fucking stupid bro to be honest
the last few things that came out with weren't great either.
I'm pretty sure Halo shit's on it, bro.
You know what I want?
Wait... have you guys finished... fallout shit or no?
Yeah. No I heard it's pretty good though!
We watched that first episode
of cheer- yeah, I remember that app
Yeah, yeah, yeah
I'm waiting for season 2 bro, that show was so good. Was it?
Jared doesn't watch anything bro
He's been streaming for 17 hours
Yeah I don't watch a lot of stuff
Literally all I did last night though was watch fucking reviews for this Acklod TV show, bro.
Oh, see how good?
You didn't watch the show you just...
Bro, I can usually tell if I'm gonna like a show or not.
You should see this one- it's just this one part where they're doing like a chant and how
they have kind of like...
I'm gonna say a little bit of spoiler so if you guys don't want to hear spoilers right
now for the actual episode 3. Go ahead. I ain't watching that shit.
...I would just not-
Just chill out for a little bit? Five minutes? Give me five minutes.
Mute me.
Mute him, chat! Mute him!
They don't even call it the Force, I think they call it a thread.
And they can conceive babies, force babies when they want to, I think.
So you know how like anakin skywalker was the is a prophecy that
was perceived through the force right he wasn't like his mom got pregnant not by another dude
but through the forest right doesn't that kind of like his prophecy up a little
bit like isn't he like everybody special i can do that isn't anakin skywalker less
special because of backlight yeah cause they could just make like a hundred years earlier
they did twins out of nowhere and threaded themselves a baby that's where this guy kind
of confused me.
I've been needing to watch that.
What they didn't tell you, bro is Anakin just lied about it or Anakin's's mom lied about it bro. She was just getting around the fucking town...
Making all the fucking force babies bro
She didn't tell ya but that was her third force baby
Made nobody know?
He called it the Force he meant something else though.
What happened to like midichlorian?
I swear nobody's dropping it.
Yeah, that was one of the
different things we talked shit about.
Wasn't George Lucas' next movie if he kept the Star Wars stuff in his name or like on
his side?
I'm pretty sure his next movie was gonna dive deeper into midichlorians and their race
or something.
It was some sort of meme, some shit.
Really? I mean... what you should look at too Jared is Jar-Jar Binks
was supposed to be a bigger part in Star Wars too, but he got fucking hated on so bad that he got to take out of it.
But they have these theories of him being the biggest Sith Lord.
He wasn't gonna be but that's what people
think about it.
It's a similar theory as
the one actually being
Agent Smith and not Neo?
Yeah, yeah, I see.
When you get time Jared...
Watch that X-Men 97.
Just remember that shit.
X-men 97 Yeah there's only I think 10 episodes
They're really good
Nobody has said a bad thing about any of them
Everybody I've talked to, everybody really
likes it. It's got that old cartoon
feel to it but also fuckin'
they dive deep bro, they just fuckin'
get into shit every episode
right away and you're like fuck I don't remember it being this
fucking hardcore, dude.
That's famous.
Yeah and they kept the same fucking name.
You are not the pilot! Thank you!
Thank you, Rock Drummer!
Yes there is. There's one for you
Noddy if you need another TV show dude. I don't know if you've watched the cartoons...
What is that? Say it again?
X-Men 97. I don't know if you watch the X-men cartoons. You're quite a bit younger.
Uh, pinball.
Yeah, I mean, I'm not that young I'm about to be 25 man, come on.
No, you're not 25.
X-Men cartoon...
11 years older than you and the X-men cartoon was out when
I was like 10 so... Oh! You found that? Nice.
I mean they have all the
episodes on Disney Plus
of the original X-Men cartoon and
the X-Men 97 just came out as a continuation uh this is james
oh
take Oh wait, Jimbo. Jimbo. Jimbo. Ah, kids! Yeah? Watch behind you brother.
I do not sound 40.
First I sounded like Buddha
then tacos then this and that.
Now I sound 40.
Okay...
How's that supposed to mean?
You're extra! That's what it means. Pumpkin! Yeah, yeah, yeah, nice. This is pretty extra.
Oh, pumpkin.
Yeah boy.
I'm gonna smash him up for the map.
Smash him up?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck? What the fuck? Sorry, I kept the punting.
Hold F first.
Oh yeah yeah What do'm actually Rami.
What the fuck?
It's an alt account.
Does LQ have a knife or anything?
Nope, you gotta find the knife.
And we'll have plenty of food though when we do.
Yeah I think we're good. when we do yeah I got five of them that's
good you know here chicken a huge
chicken i hear chicken
yeah I got four on me as well.
Jared, did you used to watch that shit when you were younger? The Gummy Bears?
Yo our dead bodies are over here somewhere, weren't they? Oh.
The gummy bears cartoon?
The dummy bear's cartoon? I was in there, too.
Whaaat?!
Yeah she was good. Basically a bunch of gummy bears living in the forest
all over the place and shit
That was a good one
Oh shit you're being heard a sister
like i just look inserted playing the game again they can't find a knife to
save my life or Or anything to make a knife.
Yeah, me too.
I got like a chicken...
A fuckin' potato
I can't eat either of them.
You sound like those 40 year old
uncles that wear a button shirt,
shorts, goofy brown shoes
and is always drinking.
What the hell? Who me in Summit
or you? No me! That That's what we're saying.
Oh damn bro.
What the fuck?
Yeah, you sound like it, me and summit just do it.
Oh yeah exactly
I sound like that? That's a lifestyle.
Dude what- why is this zombie aggroing me, chat?
What... Oh, hang on.
What if I say there's no way?
I'm so far.
No! Oh, no!
Oh, they were fuckin'...
Thought I was 7-6-2.
Alright boss...
Gotta get a knife while you hit pumpkins.
Yeah, yeah
See I like those runs
where wherever you were you'd just find dead bodies and somebody already cut it up and left you bones and shit.
Haha right so you get free knives?
Yeah! You can get free knives and go get something if you really need to.
You keep finding things... Keep going, please.
Josh is loving this game bro. He's having a good time. Josh is having a good time.
I've got us a fucking fishing rod, boys!
We don't need a fishing rod,
we need a knife!
Is it a fishing rod?
I was trying to find the net and picked up a fucking fishing rod. I found something guys. I found a sickle.
Boom! It's pumpkin city! This must be pumpkin city!
Oh shit!
We get skunks on our back Oh, what the fuck?
Yeah we get skunks in our backyard and shit so we're dead safe.
Yeah cause there's like an alley behind our house They go in and you can see them dig underneath my fence
So you see shit dug up
Them getting in the yard
Oh shit, behind you, dude!
The triangle of death, lady. Great fucking team, dude.
Can I have some of these?
Here's a sling bag if anybody wants it.
Yeah, I'm cutting them up right now.
Cutting them up right now, bro.
Thank you. Yeah, I'm cutting them up right now. Cutting them up right now, bro.
Thank you.
Take the ones on the ground and slice those.
Jimbo! What a hero this guy is Wait, I think the only Star Wars shows I watched were like the uh... The Mandalorians?
Okay yeah that one. There's another one! The Mandalorians.
Book of Boba Fett and...
Obi-Wan
Yeah, you got like the Andor one that I heard was one of the better ones. One more thing...
I didn't watch Ashokatom either.
...and then I have one in my inventory.
Oh yeah, uh, Kimball! I got from all time ago. in my inventory People said Andor was good. That's what that was.
When I was talking to chat, I was like, yo, do all Star Wars shows suck? Or are they all...
Like the Zathalad show where they said the Andor road. All Star Wars shows like suck or they all,
like this Acklack show that they
said the on-
the on-board
one was good?
Yeah.
I mean,
I liked
all the Mandalorian
I liked.
I thought
Mandalorian
was too
episode to
episode
like it's a fucking old night.
Oh, you don't like the episodic shit?
No no no, I wanna see a fucking storyline. Like I'm an anime watcher, I want to see a storyline.
Yeah that's true.
Shit, you used to be an anime watcher
there's so many good ones
I mean even one thing that's the biggest thing. You can't even get them underway
because you have to watch the ones that are
really good.
Yeah,
I gotta finish Attack on Titan bro. Big time.
Oh yeah?
I just rewatched the clip of Levi fucking up the first female titan that's running out in the forest dude and shit.
And another one where it gets-, you can see how much cooler
it gets to be because he's like fighting her
and its all normal right?
Then I saw a clip of him fighting later
and this dude, the big old titan
puts his arm out and then fucking Levi does like circles all the way down his arm
and just shreds his arm completely off his fucking body.
They all get pretty insane honestly but the story...
The story gets funny too the story gets oh to what kind of levels
they're gonna clean it up Am I hearing academia's coming to an end here soon? Yeah, okay.
I didn't get to see the whole fight but I saw that part
It looks like I'm a short
Here's what my surprise is about this show
Is that Captain Levi is that fucking sick.
I thought
Mikasa was supposed to be
Levi essentially since I watched
from the beginning. I thought Mikasa was going to be
the owner, right?
Is it Mikasa? Is that her name?
Check out the black hair.
... move quick cause with this place-
I thought Mikasa was gonna be like fucking nutty but she is.
I think she's nutty but like Levi's at different levels he needs like these-
And them gun- yeah them gunshots are pretty wild.
Pretty true to people about him.
You might end up having to deal with them
and that's gonna be a thing in the ass.
Hopefully we don't run into anyone here
Oh that's a narrow Okay guys the next like little break we take and then have a quick smoke.
Yeah dude thank you.
Bro these things don't even flick up.
I'll wait until we get out of this area first and then...
Hey can i see the sickle?
I got some clothes I'm gonna cut up for rags, so we can get more bandages.
Oh, good idea!
I've seen it in season 3. three You guys want some different snacks?
I'll put you guys up in the bed, okay? Look at that.
Sorry, I'm falling.
Walk you up though, okay? I gotcha. What's your thoughts on Domino's pizza?
What's our opinion on Domino's?
Nah, bro.
I love Domino's.
It's my favorite.
I just want to know what you guys think about it. Oh, Domino's. It's my favorite. I just want to know what you guys think.
Oh, Domino's is your favorite?
You like Domino's?
What?
Why?
Do you like Domino's or no?
I do like Domino's.
I think it's pretty good but my favorite place is usually hole in the wall
pizza places that aren't franchises you know what i'm saying i have a couple oh like local
places yeah like little little holes in the walls those are those are
the best pizza places with my from my experience that is true
i need a lot cheaper as well yeah but i mean shit can't go wrong
with domino's and pizza hut they They're pretty chill, I like them, you know?
Yeah, yeah. I only like the...you know the garlic and herb sauce?
Ah that what you like? Okay okay.
I like Pizza Huts breadsticks with marinara sauce. Oh, that's what you like? Okay.
I like Pizza Hut's breadsticks with marinara sauce for the dip.
Woof!
Yeah, Pizza Hut has got the best breadsticks out of all of them.
Hold on...
We got company right here. They put all their money into breadsticks.
Yeah.
AHHHHH! To be honest. Yeah.
Barky? It's a dumb question. Oh shit, this is real bullets.
What is breadstick?
Is it literally a stick of rice?
A breadstick, huh.
I think its gotta be like some of the leftovers of dough or something like that from a pizza?
I don't fucking know what would you make a breadstick out of i don't know i never worked at a pizza place i don't know right is that like excess of something
yeah okay i have no idea.
It's just dough. But yeah, it's just pizza dough. Cutting the fucking sticks, I think.
What? Really?
I don't know. I think so. I think we should get moving
Maybe
Definitely not a little bit no oh damn is this the ammo i need right here
oh i think it is yes oh baby
what's no it's not where is it no it's not. Where is it?
No, it's not! It was...
It was 5-4s. Damn.
What's up?
We gotta get you some clothes. You're gonna be cold.
Take this hat! Take this hat!
Take this hat Josh.
See this looks crazy, Squidger. Like you'll find a house that you know hasn't been looted since the restart You see all the doors closed and shit
And it still doesn't have anything
It's been 25 minutes
I found a little bit of ammo, and then I went in this fucking shed
And there is two clips, a compressor
And rubber slugs in it
Just press tab
No guns!
You empty clips Yeah that's insane dude Just press tab and then you drag it down. No guns! Empty clips!
Yeah, that's insane dude. I don't get anything. What is even happening?
You can leave the whole town bro.
No knives!
That's what I'm saying, i don't know if they can
how long have you guys been together?
you guys trapped me? but like? I feel like the...
spawns for
should be the same as the zombie spawn.
Don't worry, there'll be a way. You gotta pull me out!
I can't prone.
Kill all the zombies?
Actually, what if I do this?
How can I do this? Maybe if I close and reopen it?
GET ME OUT!
Okay hold on, hold on
Let me try something okay
Do you trust me? I me and knock you out punch me up in the different direction no go to
the window and punch me backwards yeah like that yeah that way everybody Yeah, I went in and reset your body.
Nope, nothing.
You're gonna have to knock me out of the way.
Oh my god... Yeah, just talk to him. That's okay bro.
Alright boys I'm outta here.
Alright brother, I'll catch you. Alright brother, catch you later.
Later, later, see ya tomorrow or today.
You can prone there for sure I got sucked there. Wouldn't let me.
Okay, okay?
Oh shit!
I resuscitated you.
Goddammit. Good job, Josh!
I'm so sorry!
You can't reach- You can't reach the bomb I don't think I can get out of here, guys.
I'm stuck-stuck.
No way!
Maybe I could jump?
Oh, there's a ladder.
There's a ladder.
There's a ladder.
There's a ladder. There's a ladder. There's a ladder. no way
if the server is not full then you might be able to rock
okay all right do you want to i'm so sorry bro Maybe I should have pressed like F2,
F5 or something like that with my hands up.
Jumping jacks?
I don't know. Give someone the crossbow, let them shoot me in the leg and break it.
That's not a bad idea. It would suck though.
Found some little military outposts I've never been to.
Yeah, tired. It's...tired.
Still haven't found a knife
put in a Discord ticket?
Alright, boys. Listen. I'm gonna be honest with you.
I think you guys gotta put me away here. You guys gotta end me.
Take the crossbow.
Okay, uh...
Shoot me.
Um...
Don't wait up for me, guys. I'll see if I see you
Take all the pumpkins take everything I gather it. I dropped it off
All right, I'll talk to you guys later.
Good playing with you. See ya dudes!
Eh, fuck trying F5. I kinda wanna play solo anyways. Let them do their thing.
Josh is a very nice guy though. What a cool dude.
James too of course and our mute. Cool too, of course. And our mute.
Cool little group of guys, what can I say?
I had fun hanging with them.
Josh is gonna be one of those guys. He's gonna be, you know, wide-eyed having a good time not really taking things too serious
and he's gonna get his ass kicked a lot in DayZ to learn.
But, uh... He'll get there.
He's gonna be that guy for sure.
It's going to be a learning process for him.
He'll get there, hopefully we taught
them a little bit.
This is not whitelisted. I'm not really trying to super advertise the server, but if you look up the map... If you go to the filters for the map, look up the map deadfall and there's only i think two servers to be honest with you so
i'll make it out i don't really have to hide it but still let's just better safe than sorry are.
I have like 30 plus rounds of ammo, no gun,
and not a knife.
And I'm blinking my full mouth.
No way to find a knife.
Yeah, I love it dude.
Yeah, I love him man.
Got a compass I'm trying to follow though.
Oh yeah, stuck on everything.
And that's the crazy part like...... I could have a pickaxe
or a fucking
sledgehammer. Or even one of
big wrenches you can hit rocks with
just by using a knife.
Or any sharp item at all
to be able to cut these potatoes
and cut up this chicken.
Yeah, buddy.
Not one though.
Not one though.
I'm lucky I found a can of cat food at a spawn. You fucking knew.
In the pot or...
Yeah?
I mean, I found a couple things to eat.
Like I've had like a tomato, fucking pate, a can of shit...
Had a couple things but...
And I got an Huron spawn bruh.
Maybe a little bit away from me now.
A huron?
Yeah you know what happened to me?
I got stuck in the car wash so...
You know those blue like van-like cars or whatever
where you can open the back of them?
Yeah yeah yeah
I opened the back and go to get a woman's suit jacket in there to get a new
jacket my teammate shuts the thing behind me right he's like's like, haha, caught you.
And I was like, haha, shit really
catches me, bro. I couldn't move out of that
thing so I had to have him kill me.
Couldn't prone nothing
then.
Tried logging out, tried letting him knock me out
I could have probably had him break my leg
but then I was just like, dude fuck that
I'm gonna walk around for 15 minutes with broken legs
Yeah the logout didn't work?
Yeah, the logout didn't work. Nothing was really moving out.
I think the only thing that would have worked is maybe
if I had done some F5 and F2s
or whatever weird emotes or breaking my leg yeah i think
emails are supposed to do something in that situation
that's if you get like stuck prone it works if you get stuck inside things
I got stuck crouched and then i jumped
I was standing and could not prone
Josh kill me bro
He's doing it outside
restrict
he called another day
on the youtube video
strict senate back things in any way He's tricked Summit into the back of a car.
He thinks I'm a new player.
Got all his loot.
He had that guy come kill all three of us, bro!
Yeah right dude? That was him!
We told this where he was and he was like
Make sure you kill me too so he doesn't think I'm I'm
I'm
I'm
I'm
I'm
I'm I'm I do know a YouTube video
where a guy teams up with somebody
for like three days no cap and
The whole three days is killing his teammate without his teammate knowing
and his teammate the whole time thinks it's
some cheater that stalking him.
No way! For three fucking
days this guy is murdering his
teammate, meeting back up with him murdering his teammate, meeting back up with him.
Murdering his teammate, meeting back up with him the whole time this dude thinks he's getting cheated against.
Are they – they're not in Discord?
They are.
They are in Discord.
They are in Discord together? Yeah, he's in Discord? They are. They are in Discord. They are in Discord together?
Yeah, he's in Discord
with them
and I think it's
Discord has to be
because if you're spending
that many days together
yeah
I would have to find
out of chat
if he was doing it
all in-game or first through discord.
But it seemed like there's your discord.
Yeah, there's no way you could find them that often.
It's not even possible.
So yeah, these trolls this poor guy for three days.
They basically found each other in-game and were like, yo get the discord with me. I don't know what they're talking about. Like, I'm just gonna go ahead and do it. I'll be right back. I'm going to try to figure something out. I'm going to try to figure something out. I'm going to try to figure something out. I'm going to try to figure something out. I'm going to try to figure something out. I'm going to try to figure something out. I'm going to try to figure something out. I'm going to try to figure something out. I'm going to try to figure something out. I'm going to try to figure something out. I'm going to try to figure something out. I'm going to try to figure something out. I'm going to try to figure something out. I'm going to try to figure something out. I'm going to try to figure something out. I'm going to try to figure something out. I'm going to try to figure something out. I'm going to try to figure something out. I'm going to try to figure something out. I'm going to try to figure something out. I'm going to try to figure something out. I'm going to try to figure something out. I'm going to try to figure something out. I'm going to try to figure something out. I'm going to try to figure something out. I'm going to try to figure something out. I'm going to try to figure something out. I'm going to try to figure something out. I'm going to try to figure something out. I'm going to try to figure something out. I'm going to try to figure something out. I'm like, yo get discord with me. I don't really know
I'm not sure how that how that's the only way that could actually work
Yeah, yes, sir
Let's go back and watch it but it's either all a game or discord involved to you.
I feel like it has to have this one about us when you pulled off yeah unless he
was stream sniping the guy if he was was streaming. I would doubt it.
Alright,
I just made it to Cayuga
because I fucking
went the wrong way
on my compass
because I'm really smart.
I was following
the white
instead of the red.
You know, the big red thing that says N on it?
Yeah, I was going away from that.
Alright here we go. If I reload this place
I'll find a fucking knife. I'll just get six zombies on me instead. Name of the video?
Daniel from SL something.
Daniel from SL is the YouTuber's name.
I don't know exactly what the title is called.
This ain't a mosque, my shit's in a mosque.
My shit says ASDF
Is that a map?
Let's get drunk.
Drink a beer.
The longest ruse is what it's called apparently
Daniel from SL
Daniel from SL is one of those daisy psychos you run into every once in a while.
DNSL is his name, I guess. DNSL is his channel name.
I think he used to be a fan of NSL, didn't he?
Didn't he use to be that?
I swear it was.
Oh yeah, yeah, he changed it. Gotcha! One of my favorite videos
Of his is when he's
Running a taco shop
Where he's just giving people
Poison tacos that like instantly collapse them
and then he like fucking traps em in the back
it was pretty funny
motherfucker was selling tacos that would just fucking sedate motherfuckers.
That goddamn psycho, bro.
He's getting zoned out. Zombie has a can of spaghetti and I still don't have a fucking knife. Die of hunger with all the food in the world.
I got two potatoes, bro.
If you're that hungry
do you think you should eat a potato?
You just fucking sink your teeth
into one with the skin
and everything, yeah.
Yeah, I feel like...
That would fuck your jaw up one
I think it would make your
it would be really hard to eat
it no the skin has more nutrients probably yeah but i think like like difficulty eating wise
and then we'd think like actually part for you to chomp into that shit and like actually eat it.
Do it anyway, like... Just depends on how
sensitive you feel.
But nah bro I'd pick up the trash can lid and fuckin' peel it.
I don't care like there's shit around.
Yeah use your nails.
Peel it on this car door, I don't give a fuck.
Yeah right dude?
Figure it out.
You know you can open up
cans of food
by rubbing them on
cement like a sidewalk.
You just keep rubbing the cap on it and it will eventually crack through it and open up.
Oh yeah? Yeah if a zombie apocalypse ever comes through one day in real life
you need to open a can of food, baby. Yeah! I got you!
Easy. So fuck that's the quality
of life right there. Life hack.
Sounds easier than opening it with a goddamn
axe like we're playing in the game. Right? Yeah,
right exactly.
Oh my god there's two dead zombies in here and somebody left me a machete.
I have three potatoes bro.
Three potatoes.
How many hours do you have on DayZ now over three thousand in standalone machete in here It's really like not that much compared to a lot of other DayZ players.
Other people have a very impressive amount, people have upwards of 15k, 10-15
plus.
But you know, I got my other
games, you know? My Counterstrike
I got like... In Counter-Strike alone,
I probably have like 12 to 15 thousand
across all CSs
Counter-Strike 2 or
GO alone over 7K.
So, you know...
I play a lot of fucking video games though, guys.
It's not really fair.
As a streamer, I gotta be
and especially as one that streams as much as I do
I firmly believe that I'm in the top like 1 or 0.1 percent of like all people who have played the most video games
In their lifetime
Like clocked it hours like us?
It's gotta be up there, there's no way bro
I've been playing video games for such
long periods of time since
I was so young.
Bro,
when I first started playing Counter-Strike I was putting in like 12, 14 hours
and I was so fucking addicted to it.
It was insane.
Is that you guys? Yeah! I like how the guy from behind just is completely silent.
Doesn't say a single thing. Not a grunt, not an atta.
Look at all these zombies! You think that, but there's some Andy out there that's 24-7? Well listen I'm not saying I'm the number one most played gamer on the planet.
I was just saying how many percent it has to be in there.
I play a lot of games, bro.
I play like an amount of video games that is not possible
while simultaneously having a job
I don't think.
I wouldn't think you'd be able to... unless you didn't have a full-time job. And, you didn't work that many hours or something.
Like if you worked a full-time job I don't think you'd be able to game as many hours as I put in at the moment.
Even if you were like that dude, you know what I'm saying?
And then you gamed that much like i don't need to go
like i can barely game as much as i game with no social life at all um where i am uh where i don't just go stream and sleep,
stream and sleep, stream and sleep.
You know what I'm saying?
I think I'm just upset about this one. Did I ever work another job? Oh yeah, bro. I didn't get into streaming until I was 25
and my dad right when I graduated high school
was like, get a job or go to college and i was like i was not the go-to-college kid so I got a job my first job was party city party
city baby when I became a full-time streamer,
I was working at Time Warner Cable.
I hated my job a lot.
I quit that job.
I got hired at Lowe's the same day
with the job interview
but ended up not taking it because somebody donated to me
two thousand dollars on my my stream when i had probably like 200 viewers at a time,
two to 300 at a time or so.
Gave me $2,000 to try to buy me
a couple months time
to attempt at full-time streaming he literally donated to me and was like yo
how much would it take for you to attempt at full-time
streaming and quit your job. And I said,
I'd need a few months rent
so that was about $2,000
So I needed a little bit of fallback
A little bit of cushion
just in case it didn't work
So I went from streaming like three to four hours a night i told my chat that if i went full time i was going to treat it full-time so i never
i don't think i've ever since going full-time have ever done consistently less than eight ever
Not even fucking close
So yeah man, it was definitely dope. Vasilius is the guy's name. He still comes to the channel
to this day to say what's up every once in a while.
So yeah I owe that guy a lot
i went from having the worst job on the planet according to me obviously my opinion
i don't i didn't do good at call centers um to just having the can are built like that, you know? Not I sir.
Not I.
... uh Pretty easy to dip out on these guys in here.
Catch you guys later!
One of my favorite buildings to ditch them in super easy super easy
yeah you guys are always talking about how it's like nice and I'm always here for you guys are always talking about how i'm it's like nice and
i'm always here for you guys and like you know you pull up the channel i'm here
it's not even close you, what you guys have done
for me versus what I do for you.
It's not even fucking close.
Because
if it was the other way around and
you guys simply didn't show up every day, right?
I mean bro there's no
there's literally no me. It's pretty crazy
to think like that to be honest.
Yeah I rely on you guys heavily
for my for my livelihood.
I put everything into this.
And I appreciate you guys always coming through, man.
No matter how much of a dickbag I be.
And I recognize it.
I'm a piece of shit sometimes.
I get it.
You know what I mean?
But I appreciate you guys still coming back.
That's for sure. Thank you, thank you, thank you. You guys got all my respect and love as a whole.
Individually, sometimes I would say fuck you man. But I mean...
You know? What are you gonna do? We're all individuals after all.
You know the saying
A person is smart but but people are dumb i mean that
shit is so goddamn true it's crazy the person is smart people
are hahahaha
Play games all day, become a fucking millionaire, win-fucking-win baby my negev.
My Negev... Let's talk about a counter shotgun! It's a counter shotgun. Yeah thank you I haven't said that in a very long time. Wow, wow, wow. I'm pretty sure if I brought that back,
I'd get in trouble nowadays.
Seth, thank you so much for the 2,000 bits, bro.
I appreciate it, my man.
Thank you so much for the support.
It's been a pleasure having you, man.
The many more years chilling, dude.
Thank you you sir.
That shit can get you canceled quick.
I don't know why... Listen, let's just forget about these
times. Different times where different things are acceptable.
What can you say? What can you do? You know what I mean?
Different things are acceptable. Man, I used to
I use to say the G word
all the time, the F bomb
all the time when I was a kid it was also normal
to me. It seemed so normal to me
Now I think back like bro what
the fuck that's so crazy weird
Yeah you're a product of your
time no matter how much
you try not to be sometimes.
The G word? You know, gay. It used to be a normal thing to call your friend or something like that but you just meant like there by being a doofus. Yeah
All right, it's like a lot different nowadays so hell of a lot different nowadays
I mean shit used to be at call out these feet. I'll call on counter-strike
You know anything I mean?
I think on like most maps!
Actually, yeah it's just a different time dude
Hopefully you guys aren't gonna be too mad at me about this
But shit, I was a kid too.
I thought everything was normal okay?
I didn't think
that was hateful.
I didn't use it
in like hateful ways
you know?
Just saying it for,
you know,
I'm saying it to my friends
really.
Alright,
I met a guy
who had a fucking
SMG
gave me a car.
Let's go.
Yeah, weird times is all I'm trying to say
I'm not trying to bring up anything weird or offend
anybody right now boys
Okay? I'm just saying
I don't even remember how we got to this topic, why am
i just saying?
I've got one in my pocket, see I've got one in my pockets, dude.
I got one in my hands.
I'm a fucking pan man.
Come on! I don't think, I really don't want to find... Should I find stuff in here? You think you can find guns
in here actually? Industrial area. you should be able to find random like fucking snipers here
and stuff right decent nothing crazy some fucking
ek's some czs a fucking bag of chips, dude.
Oh! Dead zombies? A few little som-soms...
...ahead of me. um I'm going towards Obadaga.
Alright, gonna try to get there. Told you I met up with somebody here from the Uplift Shotgun.
He's got an SM! After I escaped two murderous assholes dude.
He helped you out? Nice.
What'd I say? What did I do?
Yeah, action man.
You're the one who gets weird
action!
Thank you brother man, I appreciate it Steve. Much love much
love. You still here man?'re still here? Thanks for spending
so much time here brother
You can't cancel the 1G
Nooo everybody
can get canceled
Anybody can get cancelled, bro. You live long enough to see yourself become the villain honestly. uh When's the onesie villain arc, bro?
I just start going off the motherfucking rails.
Sorry. I just start going off the motherfucking rails. Start telling you guys about how I really feel.
Okay man, I'm gonna say something.
I'm gonna say something okay?
Hold this hold this real quick.
Star Wars sucks now.
What's up?
Acolyte sucks.
I'mma say it.
I haven't even seen it!
I'mma say it sucks.
I said it.
Might get cancelled.
And really, the next big TV show that comes around
you know what? I should hit you guys with the fucking Uno Reverse Card.
I should start spoiling shit for YOU GUYS!
Because I had everything spoiled for me in game of thrones before i even saw the first episode
hmm it's a weird situation we got here, boss man.
Listen you're lucky I'm just not feeling human meat today boss okay?
I would normally fucking eat your left foot right in front of you. I have seen The Mandalorian.
I haven't seen Ahsoka.
Listen, I'll say something about Ahsoka.
You don't want to hear this one though.
I haven't seen the show either
but i will say something
from different previews
I've seen reviews I've seen
Ahsoka's got this smug
ass look on her face
so fucking often
that I can't stand
it.
Yeah. I'ma say it.
It's like she has this shit don't stink, everyone else is
inferior type of look.
Maybe I'm seeing things wrong, but that's what I see!
I could probably still watch this show and enjoy it for the most part man but when you see
their reviews and like that bro i swear that's what i see there's probably more to
it you know she probably has more facial expressions in the actual show when you watch it
okay we're gonna go over there
yeah i think i would like it on door
is that the one where they do you like this cgi luke
sounder Is that Andor?
No?
No. Huh, which one is that, is that Mandalorian?
Oh, that's Mandalorian, gotcha. What's...
what's Andor about then?
Okay...
What? Zombie had a stone knife on him, bro?
The fuck?!
What the roe-hay?
Oh! That's from Ahsoka.
Ahsoka added, it on doors the prison setting
on door is a must watch really who's the protagonist in it Oh, on doors to get...
Oh, that's his name?
I thought that was a planet.
I'm going to be honest with you guys. My fault. That's his name? Oh, I thought that was a planet.
I'm gonna be honest with you guys.
My fault, my fault. Listen, okay, that's all me.
That's me.
Kinda sounds like a planet name. At least I'm not saying that Anakin Skywalker blew up the Death Star, okay bro? And I don't even have a job for the show.
Right?
You know what's so funny? He did that in two different interviews. Did you guys hear about that? That guy did it in two different interviews did you guys hear about that
that guy did it in two different interviews nobody sent him off to the side
to tell him how big of a mistake that is no he did
it twice how do you do that?
How is...
How did nobody on the team
watch that interview back and correct him?
That just goes to show you where the team's
head is at, up their
ass, right?
No one's looking at your interviews to make sure
you guys aren't fucking these up?
You know what I'm
saying? Like Tom Holland
and the Avengers, they're like scared
shitless to accidentally give info away you know what i'm saying
these just given did this given the wrong lore
i wonder if he knows Anakin Skywalker turns to Darth Vader.
That's a big wonder, you know, to be honest.
I think I already went in there.
I tried to keep that secret from Caroline the entire time
we watched this show.
Or the movies.
It was tough, it was tough.
Because that's a cool ass secret to keep from somebody.
You know? Because's it's not uh
a very unknown thing nowadays Oh, remember when everybody hated the first three? The first three prequels. I bet you everybody likes those ones more now.
I bet you everyone likes those ones just a little bit more now, you know?
They're actually pretty dope.
They were pretty damn good man
except for episode 2
if episode 2 wasn't so fucking
cringy it would be better
too much love two wasn't so fucking cringy, it would be better.
Too much love story.
Alright?
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. episode 3 was the shit
episode 1 was the shit
episode 2 is just you know
it's pretty
it was okay.
... Bro, listen.
I'll say something too.
I don't know a lot about Star Wars, right? When it comes to like directors and stuff like that but whoever directed Rogue One should just
direct all of them. Dude, that guy did a...
Whoever directed Rogue One was dope!
Their robot in that...
Dude, the robot?
The black robot in that fucking movie was so
funny. Great character
yeah Rogue One is a good ass movie
I like that whole thing
did I get lost again, girl?
I'm supposed to be looking for this building top.
I got lost somehow some way...
Is it down
i don't think it's up here i think i'm going the wrong way. KS-20 was his name? Yeah! Even the Mandalorian robot was super funny,
I don't know if he has the assassin droid... that's a cool ass droid to have too.
Gotta have a good ass droid with you bro i have a good asteroid with you bro and star wars movie
or uh tv show gotta have the good droid some comic relief this This...
The robodog is around us somewhere, but it's being blocked by trees and i can't see the fucking
I feel like it might be
I feel like it's this way, right? No way. It's got- it's fucking GOTTA be!
Bro, where is this big fucking town that I can't see how did I pass this up we're right
next to it somewhere cuz we're next to windmills on the other side
huh okay i'm not annoyed The director of Rogue One did Andor?
Oh, did he really?
The whole thing?
Andor's a prequel to Rogue
One. Oh, shit!
Yo, I totally gotta
watch that now. Okay.
... I got you full tank. Thank you, brother. Hmm.
Rain and Daisy's kind of cozy?
I bet you they have, some sort of Some sort of like uh
Asmr thing with daisy sounds
I know that they do for sea of thieves there's like an eight hour
the thing is just some guy standing on the beach saying uh cfd sounds Listen, I understand that they gotta cater to a different audience.
Younger crowd and shit like that.
Ha ha! You freaking doofus. can do fresh Holy bitrate Batman! Shit!
What, you don't like fuckin' 3000 bitrate bro?
At a sucking 230p on door huh is that on that's gotta be a dizzy plus duh
where the fuck else would it be, homie?
Yeah but everybody's up in a fucking riot about Acolyte dude.
Everyone is up in their fuckin' riot. about Acolyte, dude.
Everyone's up in their fucking riot.
Bro!
Never mind. That's a little bit of a spoiler to you.
Never mind.
... same director did the born identity movies oh no kidding i'm starting to like this i'm starting to like this dude i'd say give me Kortor movies, but yeah, Yellis.
You leave the fucking Knights of the Old Republic alone, bitches!
You leave Revan alone! Yeah, the guy from took over
the kingship
that was like
the little brother of Joffrey
or something like that.
Isn't he in it?
They made his character
look hella weird.
My man's got like a receding hairline,
looks like a fuckin', like a
middle-aged old man.
Like somehow.
He looks like a fuckin' 30 year old 80 year old. You know what I mean?
Alright brother we got thirty headlamps too so we can probably go damn...
He looks badass! You think he looks badass?
Yeah.
He does look weird as fuck.
What's that?
So we got three head torches.
Let's go.
Okay, Jesus bro.
I'm looking at you.
Just get your food in here, man.
You got a gun at least?
Nah.
No?
I've got a shovel.
Yeah, I mean, I guess we could try to get you the...
What's wrong with that?
Listen, nothing is wrong with that but if i was a actor
i'd be a little bit more keen on you know playing a guy who looked like me
i'd like me to be looking like me a little bit you know what i'm saying
maybe can recognize me in the role?
Uh, eh, I don't think it looks that big
of a deal but I thought it looked funny to be honest with you
Not gonna lie, this hairline's real far back
Nah, you to be different
i think so
it's a good sweater i like this sweater. Dead zombies that aren't mine brother
dead zombies that aren't mine uh-oh better beat someone up with a shovel so wow so so okay I can't tell if I hear him or not. so. Holy fuck, bro. There's a goddamn massacre back here.
Yo, bro. Like a zombie
massacre? Listen man, I know better.
Someone has to be here.
I'm cool,
I'm friendly.
Just let it be known
where you at.
All I know is these motherfuckers got chopped up, bruh. Copy that's why you don't really stand on the other side. That's why I usually use fists.
Machete the fuck out of me right there.
Why are these guys just trailing?
Oh, that's a, not a player.
Player already got caught up in the game.
We're good.
Not a fucking masker.
You good?
Not a masker?
Not as much of a masker as I thought. shoes i saw hmm I don't know what the fuck. I'm going to go back and play this one.
Have I played another Sotor game?
Knights ofro Old Republic 2, I haven't played KOTOR 2 but I have played Old Republic
which is the MMO right? One of my favorite games of all time Star Wars shows next to Mandalorian. I think some episodes from Star Wars Visions were great too. For sure different though. What was I hearing this?
I was listening to this guy cut up a body or some shit, wasn't I? Oh, oh! Okay.
Understandable.
You were 100% right?
You're right, you're right.
I'm not sure if that's the same thing as
what we saw earlier in this game but it was a little bit different understand why you're right you were 100 right you're right you're right
give me that second i'll put my gun away Wait a second, what?
I just remember the voice.
What's your voice? Who are you?
Nemo.
Nemo! What's up, it's Jimbo!
I almost killed you, Nemo! You almost killed me man!
Yo, you're a crazy ass! You're cutting all these people up and following
all your bodies, man!
No, no, no. I just showed up in this town.
What? Really?
Holy fuck, bro. Someone's going crazy
then, bro.
Let's see if we got anything decent...
I don't know who ever cut him up but-
Err, whoever killed him?
Do you think they cut him up for the mask or anything?
Got a battery just chilling out with batteries
Got epoxies, bro
What the fuck
Take that shit
Got a mounting knife Yeah, you get a ton of shit so
22s
I don't wanna do this much
A Glock. I'm okay without the Glock though.
This guy just had bullets for
the fucking 716 gun that he had
so be careful.
I have too many guns.
So, see how many guns? Hold on. He's asking for stuff. I fork and hawk, so I don't really wanna carry that much.
Had a full inventory...
...for awhile now.
Who's coming here looking for a mask before I cross?
No shit! You're at that point already okay
yeah some dude he showed up and he said hey man
I'm new to the game and I was like oh that's cool
I had a little sporter and shot him in the face.
And now I have gear.
Yeah, that's how it happens sometimes, huh?
Yeah, you know,
I just didn't want to take someone all the way through the map.
I've been doing it for like...
I did it the last three runs so I'm kinda tired of doing it.
Nah, nah, no.
I feel ya.
Worry about yourself on this one boss.
I appreciate you helping me out.
It's a good start for me.
Very good start for me.
Let me see if this fits...
Might be able to use the CR mag in this guy. Yup, there we go! Nice!
Nah, you got me started bro! I've got a nice main weapon and secondary weapon now. Perfect!
You're the man!
Alright brother-man, well...
I'm gonna probably head out of town so I don't bug you. And then, uh... just good luck at passage.
No no no, I'm about to cross.
Oh, you're about to head out? Okay.
Then I'll just probably loot the rest of this bitch cause I got food.
Yeah, you're good. Alright.
If you need me, I'm on 96.6 on radio.
96.6. Alright, good you need me. I'm on 96.6 on the radio. 96.6. Alright good luck brother!
Yup
Alright, I'm doing okay now. Nice.
I got 20 bullets for my BK and a full pistol mag worth of ammo for my pistol so I'm doing okay.
I ran into Nemo.
I don't know if you remember him, or if he was playing with us. Remember a guy named Nemo?
Yeah, played with some guy named Nemo. He recognized my voice right now
so that we didn't kill each other, which is nice.
Um...
Oh! um oh
there's no way right so run run run run run
there's more there's more you good? you're good?
shooting a zombie
i killed two.
Yeah, yeah, come inside.
They're coming in.
There's at least one here.
I shot two of them.
Both downed.
I don't know if they are dead or if I have to finish him.
I'll come upstairs with you.
Looking down. Bandage! I'll finish them. I'm coming upstairs, I'm upstairs with you? Yep.
It's me.
Looking down.
Bandit, bandit, bandit.
There is one there?
Okay, okay.
Coming to the bench.
Keeping out.
Killed him, killed him, killed him. My boy! my boy let's go demo i heard shots like i scared you died bro yeah no no i saw him
i was downstairs i heard him talking he said I just heard the shot and I saw him calling
the fire station
so they were posting up
on this global.
Oh shit bro.
I just smoked two of them
for sure.
Out there still?
Hell yeah.
For sure.
Chat. Chat, dude. That's how you fucking do it right there. That's how you Burger King motherfuckers! Let's go!
Let's try to take care of these zombies and then we'll go loot them and bring them into the station.
Actually maybe we lock the zombies inside there. Hold on, hold on.
Let me try this player...
Back to our mickey open?
I'm checking it.
Now we got all of them in the main main area and we could just bring stuff upstairs.
Sorry if I hit you.
I'm gonna grab just one thing at a time taking this, bringing it.
Okay I'll get that next.
I'm gonna grab the guns off the people.
Get fucked homie!
Get fucked, get fucked, get fucked. Get fucked.
Oh yeah man, this guy's got a lot of ammo.
I just saw a lot of ammo.
Are you serious? ammo yeah are you sick or just shivering um no i'm good right now uh There's another guy on the second floor. He went up to us, too.
Really? You killed him?
Yeah I did and that was why I was shooting a spark in it.
Oh, I didn't realize...so that was a third?
Yeah, it was three. yeah holy shit let's go I got everything let me
just check okay do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do
Alright, alright!
Nice. Alright, cool.
Good shit man that was sick. Talked about running into each other at a good time.
That's a good time.
Couldn't have gone any better there to be honest dude, those guys the worst thing that could happen to those guys is us running into each other
Let's go
I'll take that.
Do do-do-do-do
Um... I only see filters. I didn't take any masks what they have is what they have
i already have one so i'm gonna go dcr maxa It's also that guy in the roof, I haven't looked yet. so Damage CR or Warn BK? I don't really know. Let's see how it does in jail. CRT's jam, okay.
What scope does the CRT? Just hunting.
Hunting and payload I think.
Okay. Hunting and Pylad, I think. Cool look right there so Oh, you took an IJ right? There's a mag in the backpack now.
I took what? An IJ?
An IJ, right? Yeah.
I didn't! I think I'm just sick of my 9mm for now.
I think- well he gonna stick with my 9mm for now.
I think, well he had a suppressed pistol on him. Yeah, I took the suppressed off of him.
I might just take his uh... his nice bison mag though
Just to see if I can come up with the bison later.
Yeah, you're good.
I've taken bullets from my spur gun so...
I'm just trying to get something that will maybe come to be a gun later for me.
Too badly damaged backpack.
I should have fixed that one.
Yeah, don't put my cup on as well. so Nice.
That's huge. Isn't the dry bag better?
I like- these bags are my favorite bags.
Sucker for me, that's sad. I like- these bags are my favorite bags.
Sucker for me, that's sad. Exactly. You have chosen no mercy, and unleashed a demon in us.
Exactly. That's pretty much what happened.
Don't fuck with Nemo.
The fact that you were cinematic, going back to helping porn
and straight shitting on them might as well cure now.
Nah we can't he has to go through this thing still he's way ahead of me brothers
you have to understand
i'll just be holding him back at this point. I'm going to go ahead and get the You can use this revolver? Actually I'm probably not gonna use either.
I have a second one.
It has bullets in it, you wanna put them down?
Nah that's good. I have an extra revolver already with me.
If you're not gonna take it all ground floor, it's out.
I'm not taking it here to take these.
Plus...
Yeah.
Do you need ammo for anything? Pretty good, I think.
I got some bullets in the CR, some bullets in my pistol...
That's pretty much exactly what I'm looking for right now simple stuff
yeah I'm not running, I'm not running 7.62 I don't want these 12 Beautiful. I think that was sick as fuck.
Yeah, great you're even here. At least this time you got a little period, you know?
Do any matches your lighter?
No good... wait yeah there's that. On the ground?
There's also duct tape if you need to repair anything.
Beautiful.
So much duct tape.
Yeah. I'm gonna call my detective. You're okay, champ.
Collies win! Shred it!
SHREDDED!
Me and fuckin Nemo met up
And we bopped three people in fucking-
Oh fuck yeah.
Are you hurt?
Sick for the first time.
Temp banned over 600 plus accounts for duping for two months
And removed any illicit or eck.
O and chat interesting huh interesting
okay Okay.
Oh yeah, I forgot I gotta cut these motherfuckers up now.
Hopefully that guy will have a fucking skull on him. No you don't, this guy has one. Let's go call...
Yeah just bring it inside me. Ain't rabbit!
... ain't rabbit
oh yeah salt boots on him? Okay. We're absolutely capped out. Let's put them in here for now.
The extra bullets. Just put them in here for now. so so Okay. a lot of stone thing I was about to say, let's get rid of the machete.
Machetes on the mag.
Let's just leave it, I guess.
Anything else?
Badly damaged pants so so so I have too many knives.
I don't need my stone eyes anymore or you.. Alright, we're on the road to Onondaga. I ran this dude all over the map fucking reading shit wrong. almost any pills chat maybe grab them already Hmm. Buckshot and this BK might assist me pretty decent here actually.
We need extra shells? This is pretty decent here actually.
You need extra shells?
Yeah, if you got extra shells that'd be fucking sweet.
Just gonna have my front...
Slugs or buckshot?
Buckshot. I'm just going to use using these for close range.
Okay, I'll give you five buckshot and six slugs if you need them.
Yeah keep the slugs. Keep the slugs.
Really don't like having multiple ammo retro shotguns in this
makes me want to keep it
and i dont wanna keep these fucking things
just for this
alright im pretty fucking geared now
running into you definitely helped me.
Hopefully you have a little bit more for Passage now too.
I do remember Frankie on PC, yeah.
Say again?
They had a couple extra filters for me so...
Hell yeah make it a little easier
Yeah, I assume you already roll life people right?
Assume I'm already what?
Rolling with people.
I was just trying to hang with one buddy but I don't want to hold you back on a passage either because I don't plan on going passage right away so just do do your thing. We'll run into each other next time
If you need help
And over to find you then yep, yeah I'm gonna go do something real quick. All right, sounds good boss man.
I know where to find you then.
Yep yep.
No?
Wait what was it your channel again?
Say again.
96.6
Got it sir.
Good luck out there.
I'll check in on ya.
Yeah you too.
Man I run into some people
in this game who are just so fucking good
that it's nice.
It's just such a
breath of fresh air to have done like,
a quick session with them because they're you know,
they are quick at everything.
They're good at looting everything.
Oh, you mean your teammates?
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's nice even when you come across some good ones.
I mean bro every once in awhile you come across one that doesn't know what the fuck
they're doing and you're like, shit, bro, I gotta teach this guy how to play.
Yeah.
Well, if we could ever meet up,
you know... Bro, you saved Nemo's ass though.
Oh yeah, bro. We went up in that and said sup
motherfuckers bro i would have collided them i swear if i had another weapon when
i pulled up the second shot they were both staring at me point blank and i said
dude i thought they killed him Nemo. When I saw two of them running into the station
I was like, I'm pretty sure
I wouldn't hear a gunshot
and then Nemo was somebody else right away, so it's like...
Yeah, dude, this is a cool clip. Let me watch this.
This was pretty cool.
What do you got? The three dudes you clapped?
I clapped two of them personally and then he got the third one but it's funny
Me and Nemo just met each other.
We knew each other from before. And then
we were just about... I was just saying bye to him.
As soon as I said bye to him,
he walks down the road and I hear gunshots
and I come up up kill two people
he kills a third
It's pretty cool
I was worried I would shoot him but I was just shooting everybody
You were worried you were going to shoot him?
That's a bad guy right there.
So chat, this guy right here...
was also one of their teammates.
This guy. So this guy runs wide wide he shot me in the side right when i peaked
right here i should have pete him first i was thinking maybe that was nemo running from them at
first
so i got cracked by the guy on the left
I don't think I hit anybody with that shot
so I run, like uh oh, I'm dead
Sup! bro this guy this guy got the sup motherfucker stopped complete you went from i'm running to, oh, I'm dead?
Alright, we're at Apple Orchard.
We're at Apple Orchard real quick.
Check for guns and ammo here
and then
that's close to you.
Look how his body is flinched right here. See? Is that him looking at me or getting hit? There's more, there's more. You good?
You're shooting a zombie?
I killed two.
Yeah, yeah, come inside.
Come inside.
There was at least two but I'm not sure if they're still alive.
I think so.
I don't know what happened to them.
I think it's just the other guy. I think, get inside. Come on in.
There's at least one here.
I shot two of them.
Both downed.
I don't know if they're dead or if I have to finish them.
I'm coming upstairs with you?
Looking down?
Vendor, vendor, vendor. There's one there? It's me. Looking down?
There is one there, okay.
Then the other guy comes up the tower I think and he kills him there Yeah see he came up the tower
and tried to go in through out window i heard shots like i scared you died
bro let's go Yeah, that was really good. That was really good.
He saved your ass with the bandage cough without a doubt.
I mean, I wasn't gonna let myself bleed to death but...
Look at me now. If I would have gone much longer bleeding like that,
I'd probably be at red blood right now.
You bleed too fast in this game.
Am I wrong?
Dude, look how clean I look considering everything
that went down.
I'm still pretty fucking clean. Huh?
Ugh!
This is all gonna change as soon as we start fighting zombies.
As soon as we start fighting zombies, our whole look is going to become melted.
You said you're almost here? Yeah, we were at the apple orchard so I could see the town steeple.
I don't know if you want to run towards us.
That's what I'm probably going to try and do, that is east of the city a little bit?
So that's this way, I think.
I think you're east of Abaddon Omo
Yeah, like southeast?
Yeah.
Okay. I'm gonna start heading out of town then since we caused a lot
of commotion.
Might hit this fucking water real fast though if I uh...
Hey Summit, are you planning on sticking around for the grand opening of H to the Hutch's server MT, 3 hours and 30 minutes?
No I'm not.
Listen, I would love to brother but that's just way too late.
Way too late a night for me.
I'd rather be getting off here pretty soon.
Man, this is so slow.
Isn't there a fountain here somewhere? There is a fountain here somewhere. So over here, then pass it through...
There's supposed to be a fountain in the chat.
Am I at the wrong part of the map?
My man actually found an apple on the ground at that little tree.
There's no fountain here?
I'm not sure if there was one... What a storm that was, man.
Fuck! The cam is overhead, sorry. I'm running out of the town to the west and east.
Gotta start looking for the apple orchard.
That's not good.
They gotta be like up this hill.
I don't see where else they were gonna be.
Is that southwest of me though?
I just gotta get up high to see if I can fucking find these windows.
Let me see where I was looking...
Yeah, it's definitely southwest of you. Oh I see the windmills, I see the windmills.
The windmills right now are northeast of me.
I think I went to a weird part of the town.
I'm gonna go towards the windmills.
Towards the windmills?
That's where you guys should be.
That's the Apple Orchard, isn't it?
Do you see any windows near you at the apple orchard?
I don't think so.
I'm pretty certain that's where it is.
Yeah, I still haven't figured out the map well enough if i'm being honest.
Scammer, dude.
I'm sorry, Snakey. Oh, you have fucking... I still literally have it pulled up on my
left monitor, Snakey.
I do. Hey, Summit,
are you planning on sticking around? Yo, by the way, thanks for the five, dude. I appreciate you. Yeah, but I Are you planning on sticking around? Yo by the way thanks for the five dude I appreciate you. Yeah but I don't plan on sticking around tonight but I plan on playing it tomorrow
I don't know if I like The Mosque right now bro. The Mosque is...
It's-the progression is so long that it gets boring imo I only know about the apple orchard being near those windows, that's all I know.
Worst case, I'll just meet you at the window, it's no big deal if
it's like around...
... Yeah, we're gonna go to the top of these rocks and look through the windmills real quick. There's a crossroad hobo camp, you're above Hobo Camp? Across the city or the river? That's a city.
This doesn't make any sense.
I really thought the wind was a missile aperture. What's up MKL? What was the south of the windmills.
Oh, Lingor Island.
I've never played that. Say again? Lingor. Lingor Island, Lingor Island. Oh!
I never played that.
Say again?
So we're dead south of the windmills...
...I'm pretty sure.
I'm headed on a road northeast to the windows right now.
Yeah so maybe... And into like a little barracks area. We're on the road northeast to the windows right now.
And into like a little barracks area. Maybe go south instead because that's where we want to go.
We are on the road that leads...
I'm on the road that leads east the Onondaga sign where it's all industrious with a big yellow crane on it.
Oh, just back to the town.
It's going the right way, Nickchat, dammit! This morning workout with 1G is my motivation.
Hey, my guy Zachary thanks for the man I appreciate you dude.
Get that shit in there.
I personally would blast them at the park.
You know what I'm saying?
I'd be blasting some Lincoln Park.
Thank you. Yeah, I started playing Daisy again because the boys got on. They could have stayed on PUBG otherwise but...
PUBG was also kind of an annoying game to be fair.
It's...
It also can use some fucking love, basically.
You know what I mean?
Okay. so Oh, I just got three zombies. Took the... five zombies.
Yeah yeah, all good guys, don't worry about it.
Just make a whole fucking town happen.
You're still inside the town?
Yeah, I'm trying to leave now.
We can meet you over by the ferris wheel shit. Know where that is?
The swans and the Ferris Wheel?
We're already pretty far over towards
the east side, hold on.
Oh that's where it is, it's right over there.
I'm behind police
station right now running from zombies.
I'm at the big large construction building
passing...I'm gonna be going past the hospital.
Okay, like I said we're right at the entrance where the big yellow crane is
Have you ever built a Basin Dizzy? Yes, I have.
They're okay. They're pretty fun to do. Definitely fun to play on some servers that have that stuff.
It's a different style.
I'm not sure if this is what I want... the east road out though right yeah
the
the road that we
would just come to the police station let's do that somebody passed for this hold on
it that's fine. Alright.
Little police station area.
Okay. so You have an armor yet? Oh, okay. Any champion you do with it?
Come on! This guy's gotta guy's got a zombie with the vest on him.
I'm gonna try to hatch out a little light after he starting it.
Let's take a left field. We're not on different servers this time. It's crazy that earlier we were, these motherfuckers got on the wrong server. These dummies. Let me get your profile here, brother.
I'm gonna paste it to myself in my channel.
To my gaming computer here.
Alright, consider it done dude! I got you Snakey, sorry took all day brother two days next time
yo
yo yo
all right Alright. It's us. Yep, yep.
It's us.
You got Nemo in there still?
Nah he went to passage.
He was already pretty geared when I ran into him.
Oh, I got you.
Okay, so we're gonna go back up here and then we'll head over to the other side of
this hill.
We've been walking around for a while now.
We're going to have some fun.
We're not really sure what it is but we're just gonna walk through that wall.
We're gonna take a look at the walls and see if we can find anything. We're gonna try to get out of here before they come. We're gonna go down the stairs. He was already pretty geared when I ran into him.
Oh, I gotcha.
Grab that vest for today.
Yeah yeah yeah, the AJ.
Here, fix it up man.
Get fixed up with that guy.
Do we need to make some food real quick?
Oh look, a pistol!
Oh wow, yeah. Now where are those?
I haven't seen one in ages.
Do you want the mag back, though?
Is that a CL?
Um... I have a mag for it.
This one is cold, but its badly damaged
Okay I'm gonna go back to the base. Guys, just turn this back on there.
That's what Kit said, you want it?
You need any kind of ammo Jared? I've got armors. Nice, that's huge.
I'm going out with your shoes boss man
Yeah you can use blue shoes
A little bit wrong, don't we?
Mm-hmm.
EU friendly at the other end of the UUS.
What kind of ammo you need there Jimbo?
I'm good right now, Ammo.
I'm pretty solid.
There's two shots for your CR.
We all have lights so we can go dam if you guys want to.
Oh, you do? Thanks brother.
Yeah yeah.
If we've got lights... I need some food
I gotta chicken here
Food and floor
... You good on food, Jared?
I've got a... I've got a colt.
Not a colt.
I've got a very, um...
A clock, Mike.
Almost a whole clock.
Nice. a clock mike nice
I think we're in good shape to go today dam, really. It's not too dangerous down there
and it would be less dangerous than an incubation
and shit.
Never dam though right. Eh, whatever.
I think I don't care if I die on this server at the moment.
I've been dying all fucking day!
I died in the stupidest way and fucking damned today.
Yeah... Let's see what we have up here. We're stuck in the dam today.
We just gotta run straight south, right? We just go straight west.
You wanna go straight west I mean, no we go to the straight south one
We'll come out on the west side and then
Yeah let's go south
Let me know when you guys are ready.
Does everybody have guns and stuff to protect yourselves with?
Yep, yeah.
We gotta go straight south which is right behind us this way.
Oh a hundred amp ammo here take this.
Boom boom there's like 40 more shots.
Oh wow, he's solid now!
Ready? Let's go. I'm going to try the battery. Bum bum ba-ba-bum. Yeah, it's on status.
What's that boss? Oh you need shoes right? You have other rags on deck just in case?
Shoes right here.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Shoes right here.
Oh no, never mind.
Not shoes.
No.
Misspoke.
My man thought a cinder block was some shoes and stuff.
Checking for failure! Not what happened!
AHHHHHH!!! clean shot dude
clean accurate kill
it's like that guy was standing up on a box or something
yeah so the way we're going that's where are you
gonna watch some kickball or football as we in EU want to say?
I don't know man, to be honest with you.
I ain't got nothing against it if its entertaining to watch, I'll watch it!
There's that boy, Trigger Sue.
Ohhhh, south of it a little bit more? I see it...
It's the opposite side is Windmill Square there, okay. Yeah okay yeah that's why i said watch out for the time
yeah this doesn't have that much.
Nah, Wimbledons don't have much at all. I just passed through and I deleted it.
Yeah...I mean to be fair this doesn't have too much.
Found a box of ammo, that's about it. Under the tent...
Guess the hunting tower can spawn a rifle sometimes? That's cover it.
Yeah!
McGregor is out, dude.
Super weird.
Injury I think it was?
Must have been grappling. You know what's so funny about combat sports? Nevermind.
Keep it to myself.
My dumbass stuff.
Oh, Jared, he's gotta make shoes again
I think.
Oh man.
Bro, we ran so long
that was my fault
we ran like from cayuga to mohawk down back to onondaga because i fucking read
the map compass wrong yeah bro it gets confusing
these roads.
I just... yeah, I just fucked it. If I didn't have the compass,
I probably would've made it there 15 minutes sooner.
It's all good, give me some time.
I need a little bit of extra time.
Yeah when we started running there you didn't have anything.
Like you literally had...
...a shovel.
Once i found the bullets from my CR
When we got into that fight
That was good.
Got my CR and my PK.
Okay I was gonna say your pistol on there the whole time?
My CR is also a sniper like a...
Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah
what was i thinking um the i had that gun too on me cr75 and one
is called the cr527, so they're both CRs.
But there'd be shoes in there, dude? No shoes, brother.
The coat must have been shoes, brother. The colt mag is on it.
He said there's another
colt mag here. Colt mag? I don't know
what that is, but...
Magazine for a colt.
Oh, it's not me, it's you! The.45 Colt!
Oh yeah...
I'm probably fucking badly just gonna jam after one shot. Why is there a road here going straight south is my question. Should we go south...
Southwest, bro? A little bit more? Let's go southwest a bit.
Let's go southwest a bit more so that we can get off this road. I don't know where the fuck that road leads. It's confusing me.
Let's go get to the river so Yeah, looking over the pods again. We didn't die in the first 10 seconds of meeting up with each other
and we're on the same server. Yeah we're cursed for sure
It's fucking working this time. And I got on way early enough to where it only took
us five hours to meet up.
True. Hopefully we live tonight, yeah? Actually, we met up the other time but then
the person just stoodily through the window.
I got a really good start going on this character right now.
I think you do too.
I think we just keep this ball rolling, baby.
Yeah... No, I'm shit actually.
You don't have good stuff around?
Don't you have a sawed off yeah badly damaged though it's not terrible
it's better than i've been the water was way closer. Not so fucking far...
It feels like the water should be
WAY CLOSER to us!
I know, right? Since we left Onondaga, looking at the map
it's like right there here. The It looks like it's right fucking there!
Yeah.
Maybe we ran too far south?
Because if you're straight south from there
you hit the road instead?
Either way, we still need to go like yeah how do we even hit that road
what road would be going parallel with that one that just barely goes south now we're going south
yeah southwest should get us there based off the map easily.
There's another road right there!
Yeah.
Dude!
Lookin' through between those... First thing you look for when you come to a new town is dead zombies, or zombies in general.
Speaks volumes.
I'm not seeing anything...
There's one zombie in front of the building.
Think they'll spawn in for us or something. This is a pretty close...
This is the spot before the bridge, huh?
Yeah. There's a couple spots before the bridge but this one over there.
Not even sure what part of the bridge we're going is one of them. Not even sure what part
the bridge was on there though.
We can see that bridge to our right, yeah?
Need a pair of boots!
Yeah you definitely need some shoes.
I only saw one zombie so far should be very careful yeah
same keep the gun out so Normal jeans are a little bit better, huh?
It's kind of dependent.
Medium versus median.
Oh that's huge bro! Good job!
Get another pod some there, Jeff.
I'll have to pass the shoes as well.
Any of you guys find a Bison let me know.
Defender vest better than the stab vest, right? Yeah. It's a chunky... it's one level chunkier.
Gotcha.
It's damaged but...
I have another working kit for you.
A leather kit for ya.
Nice.
That one zombie found us!
... so uh If I get a bison now, I'm in decent shape. Not the zone. of his own
Bro, where the fuck is the, Kevin? We're going southwest!
How can it be this far?
Are we like stupid south?
That doesn't make sense.
Oh, we were going southeast, that's why.
Eh, eh, turn this around.
So I got turned around a bit. I got turned around a bit.
Did I come into this place turned around?
Bro, my f- I'm fucking up guys. I'm fucking up. I'm sorry
I think this is like
south mine or
not mine but like
South of U Orindaga?
We went southeast. Yeah, we went southeast. We're supposed to go
southwest maybe I went east that did i go southeast
the whole time i should notice
no way yeah so we hit that road and so we hit those other roads is this that
that's a cool spot i think we're okay to go
through this to the west and then they haven't been in this place forever what
is this place in forever. What is this place?
Is this the mine? There's no way we went that far south
I don't think it's the mine, though. It's just the one that's like right
south of the downer.
Oh, took this on a fucking long ass detour is what I did bro.
I had to have been going southeast that whole time, you're just not paying attention.
That makes sense why we were like going along parallel to that road then because that's a southeast road.
Yeah yeah yeah Also, let's just go through...
Do you want to go around this fucking thing?
Yeah, I guess so.
Oh, yay. I'm a dumbass.
Hey man you made me feel a lot better about my work than you.
I think you did it on purpose bro.
You heard me saying that I did badly on it so you get it to make me
feel better
who's such a good friend some like that course but they'll watch the party can
even say it this looks like one of those areas where you're like, oh yeah there's gonna be so much loot down there and then you lose it and just fucking nothing.
Yeah... industrial areas are never the greatest to loot, to be honest. Unless you're looking for something specific to industrial, like we need a headlamp
or something, ya know? Like a shovel. Yeah I mean if there's like a fire station
or hospitalish area probably find some filters
over there. So we still need masks and
filters? I don't know.
Yeah, we're just taking our time.
Taking our sweet time.
You know, this is probably a place that you can get gas masks yeah i would say
but i think it's just better to go down and not even bother going there
yeah i mean if you could find enough in the den.
Chances are I'm not going to be going to Passage tonight so...
Yeah yeah that's true. Getting pretty close to my night being over.
Yeah, it's definitely...getting there. What the fuck is this now? I know right dude?
She looks crazy.
This is mine bro, We're at the mine.
Oh.
We're way south, brother.
I can't believe we got that far south.
That's fucking crazy.
This is the fucking mine.
We have to go all the way around this thing.
I guess we had to have gone through at the very beginning...
Can we just cut right here?
Yeah, we should basically just go straight west.
We could've just gone straight west and break the link, mate.
This is where this dude started today.
He said he started in a mine with his friends...
...and then on the server restart,
he got in late and his friends were gone.
Oh no way that sucks.
Yeah.
So far south it's crazy dude.
Bro you think that's crazy? So we're at mine...
This dude met me by Cayuga
And then we went all the way north and all the way out to Naya
All the way back to Naga and then all the way back.
My man has been a little bit...
The river's gonna be over here,
and we're going to follow it.
The good news is even though we fucked up
We're still not too far off. We're okay.
Yeah, and there should be a bridge
to cross with the dam anyway, right?
Um,
yeah, exactly.
We'll just go across the dam, get to the entrance and then go through.
I tried to tell you- yeah sorry guys, I literally went the wrong way
the whole fucking way and it just ruined us. Oh man...
I'm sorry guys. Yeah we gotta get some food shit
Might have to fish for a little bit
Our boys got lots of food
Oh yeah they'll go fishing with us
Yeah just run out of that
Like cause I'm yellow on food and water right now, I'm just around with them. Like some yellow on food and water right now
I'm in trouble
I've got loads of water if you need it
Oh man that'll work a little bit
I guess let's see if we can find a you might have to
find a get food before we go down into the dam fill up a little bit
I think I just picked up some bones too so I can make a rod and hook.
Yeah, I hear an animal hold on did you guys hear that yeah yeah yep fishing if we can hunt real quick He has a boar right there. I'm gonna go loud, okay?
Two boars. Yeah yeah does anyone have a gun does anyone have a gun to shoot or not
oh you haven't never run he's about full of shitload of ammo There's another pig somewhere.
It went up to your left, It went up left, this way.
Thought that would skip the one I guess?
I don't want to lose you friend, um... Yeah this is the direction that it went but I don't see it.
Is he cutting up the board?
Hey Snacko, I can check.
Yeah yeah, he's on it.
Oh, there we go.
There you are.
You're going to get a little bit of a head start.
Yeah, I'm gonna try and do some more.
Okay.
I think I got him.
I'll just take my hat off.
I'm not sure if I should be doing anything else. I'm just trying to figure out what I need to do with these guys. I'm just trying to figure out how to make them move around. up the board i think so go back and check yeah he's on it i think i found him before nice
this he running.
He survived the shot.
You got plenty of ammo for that? all right come with me. I need a cooking pot real quick. Let's go into these bushes right here.
We're gonna make the fire like, right here on this side, okay?
Make a stand.
Yeah you gotta stand and I'll get the uh...fire itself up.
There's more in there if we both stand.
Oh! I'll bring the boss please. We've got matches on the floor.
Need 6k for an hour I need sticks, Kev. Bring it over.
I can use you to put a stick on this fire, Kev.
Alright.
Fuck it, we should do this firewood
okay Yeah, you take the big stick. I'll get a small one.
I'm making the stand already.
Oh, you got it already? He's making the stand already oh you got it right now oh he's making a
sand okay
perfect there you guys stand, I guess?
Beautiful.
Shit we're gonna have way too much but fuck it.
Way to much wet wood?
Yeah.
Well I do have this chicken let me put this bitch up too i've had a chicken for the last three
hours bro
didn't cut it up to keep it nice. I Need food and water so I guess it's good that we're doing boils. so behind me so so You want a stun grenade, Jared?
Sure.
I'm sure I don't wanna use it. sure
ok That's a lot of water, and it's all in the fucking feed. so so so Thank you. I just want to that one right now.
Alright, pubs you got?
It was pretty fun.
Annoying in its own ways though.
What am I doing? Uh yeah, probably take a little bit. We'll find ammo for that gun.
Uh, yeah it could probably take a little... It's badly damaged I don't know how long it will last.
Nice one there.
Thank you.
Alright we're done cooking.
Let me get some of that food...
You got water or not?
It's boiled food so it should be pretty good for water too.
Yeah, well grab some out of the pot you said you were lower on water?
I'm good, I'm good. The stuff out of the pots boiled.
We're good, we're good brother. No he was saying drink the water I'm good. The stuff out of the pot's boiled. Where is your brother?
No, he was saying drink the water
out of the pot.
Oh no, are you?
It was all boiled.
Take your last piece of chicken.
Is that another one?
Alright. You guys ready to roll? Are you sure you're gonna get on a food bus? I didn't see you get a lot.
I'm white apple at the moment, but...
Okay well here, uh, I got a food for you if you go yellow okay
all right let's get going grab the steak aj right here stick under me
head let's go.
... Does someone look up here? Let's see soda there.
Don't mind the fucking soda!
Don't miiind!
Let's dead.
Has this guy played at all by the way?
He said he has been playing for a year but he only played this map a little bit
He said he made it into passage and died right at the
beginning, got shot
so he hasn't been through. That's kind of insane
to get shot in passage that quick on your first run?
Yeah. I haven't seen him fight anybody yet.
This is where we run across the
broken dam here here a broken bridge and we get damned i think
it's right after there might be there's a military spot i think right before too so Okay.
All you have to do is PvP the entrance. Yeah, but you might be waiting there for a long fucking time my friend. You saying before the bridge or before the dam?
Eh see it on the right up there at 1 o'clock.
That one? Okay.
I think that one? Okay. Oh Bobby Legend Black. yeah Bobby legend black I don't say name laugh of the legend that's my man
appreciate you dude I'm glad you're enjoying yourself in
there thanks for cheating extra cheese and chill I am usually don't just Thanks for choosing to chill out here, man.
You usually don't just meet somebody like that and then give you a shotgun instantly.
He's like, hey do you want to run together? I was like yeah sounds good sounds good. He's like here you go like I had nothing
You get clapped too often
I'm sure I'm sure people have died in that way before
Yeah, it's like oh you have nothing to shoot me with? Here's something to do that with.
You got nothing to shoot me with right now? Let me change that.
I'm sure that's happened too often and it's sad.
Don't see any zombies yet guys, be careful.
No zombies for a while. He knows how to use the robot. Yeah, I don't know if you just want to leave this.
Zombies means it was probably picked this look recently
i'm not gonna leave the whole building but all that i'll leave this camera maybe some of the barracks
there There's a zombie. I'm gonna go hit barracks over here.
Colt mag right here on the table for your pistol.
Probably should have the best backpack in the game. Badly damaged, bro? Give me a break! I got a third house going on here...
Actually, I like this bag a little bit more.
Oh, Jesus. this bag a little bit. It's hard for me to give up the bag that I have, I really like it.
This glass bag.
... Okay, I just hit this zombie 30 times times it doesn't die
a good backpack in here for somebody someone wants us
the red and black one.
You need 76254 by chance?
No, that's Mosin.
Where is that... Um, where's that? You pick up that clip.
Oh it's out here on the table.
Right here. Alright. Let's get that one through...
I'm gonna go hit these bunkers...
No, no, just cover these barracks over here. Fuck this, go right.
Fuck! I don't think he got it off.
Looks like we hit him before.
Rule of law, if you need it.
I'm gonna grab that.
Put the little claw in tab if you need it.
Perfect, okay.
Let's get out of this area and leave this last barracks and security building. There are only three zombies here?
Yeah there were three. The screamer didn't really pull any more in. Yeah...
Nice bag there.
Alright, let's get the fuck outta here guys.
Onward lads! There might be a dam if anybody's looted this before us. so. I should radio on you now.
I'm sure he's found those. Should I check in on him?
I found SKSs in those A3's
Really?
We're about to go damn
I really feel like we are going to find an SKS down there
or a fight on the 2. I'm gonna gander through this real fast.
Looks like there's a zombie up
a couple barracks and a security office it's got our corner again I need more shoes now if you guys find any, mine are badly damaged. I'll look out for you a little bit.
Cereal box and soda, dude.
Wouldn't happen any other way bro. Put that fucking soda in my cereal bowl.
That's the Summit 1G breakfast right there, dude.
Oh you found some honey too? Yeah, that's another class.
We got food now. Got good food.
Honey's a really good find.
Yeah it's like almost as good as fish.
Universal flashlight here.
Can't hold on to that.
I don't know what the fuck you want. Ooh, got a new one! Handle on that, I know. Get it on the...
Ooh! Got a new vest!
All these doors are closed. Ooh! Defender Vest babyyyy!
And now we all got defenders?
Oh you already have one of those?! Let's gooo! Yeah, we all got defenders? Oh, you already have one of those? Let's go!
Yeah. We all got defenders.
That's actually going to make it on us.
Alright guys. It's fucking damn time. Let's go.
I need shoes. You see any here? No.
Oh that's big.
I don't think we checked this other little area.
Let me check this spot for shoes real quick.
Worst case, if you see a...
If you see like a
shirt or something, get two pieces of rag
off or something so that you can make uh
rag boots
i got five
we're making our way down the road right
now come down with us yeah on the way
here i got five shitty rags so I should be able to...
That was actually huge for us bro! We all have defender vests now
we all have lights, we're looking pretty good
for damn.
Not bad finds.
There's actually a gas mask in there too we're walking the way i need two more now two more yeah we should get them
down here some sort of filters and gas masks at least i I've actually gotten into a fight
the last two times, I've been down in the dam so
you gotta be careful here.
Since that
first time we were going
to passage, I haven't seen those big gas masks once and we each have really the combat ones
i haven't seen one since then and i've been through
the goddamn passions twice and been to damn twice since then.
What was his receiver chat?
69.9
Summit TKU 90 69.9
It usually gets me once in each game 99.6
96.6 trying to listen in on the radio, bro?
Yo yo! Nemo this is Jimbo. Do you copy?
Nemo, this is Jimbo. Do you copy?
I'll try again later.
Uh, I have a radio comms with Nemo. He gave me his
number but he didn't
respond so I'm a little worried.
Yeah?
Yeah, he may have died doing the passage
but he said it was gonna be like 30 minutes
and I think that's bullshit.
Gotcha. gotcha
got electrical repair kit if you need it for your torch Has your boy ever gone down to the dam?
I don't know.
There's a beer here. Yeah, one of you guys want this beer? There's a beer yeah one of you guys want to you guys want this beer there's a beer right here
take him out if you drink it and i'll you up later
i don't know if people can see that. Yeah, yeah a gas mask on the back of this truck.
Gas masks back to that truck so I can grab it.
Yup. You have some pants? If someone has shitty pants, firefighter pants
have really good insulation. If you haven't changed them yet
there's fire fighter pants in there
I got my hiking pants still.
Bro, I'm standing on top of him and it's not showing up in vicinity.
Give me one more gas mountain yep some filters You guys kept running across?
Yep, yep.
Just come through.
Alright. Okay. I'm gonna go back up there. You guys kept running across?
Yep, yep. Just come through.
Oh yeah this is the damn entrance I went in last time I think.
This is the best entrance in my opinion the other one's uh sketchy yeah
i guess the further south you are the better usually but Usually, but... so so so so so There's one filter.
Nice, shitty filter though.
Oh you didn't grab it? but it's okay. I can fill that if you need it.
Oh, you didn't grab it?
Nah, I grabbed it.
You never grab a gas machine
to throw in the gas station.
Someone left an UMP mag, badly damaged and a range hunter.
People were down here earlier but since the zombies are dead I think they're okay.
Yeah definitely leave a gap.
Definitely leave that filter.
... I was like, bro
My shit's all wonky
The beer actually got me this time
Yeah
Bro, I've drank a beer in this game at least ten times and
never saw any effect first time yeah
maybe all the other cans are like half full.
Did you keep running down or where'd you go?
We're on here, to the right.
Another pillar left now.
Nice, yeah.
You got another fellow?
Nice, yeah.
Yeah I forgot you changed your backpack. As soon as we stop here and see zombies, we get the road. so so so so Did you ever find anything in this, like, wide open one?
I don't think so.
I don't recall that we find something
when were he found the filter
but we've been
stuff mister
you in for it All this stuff over there. We missed a room, we gotta... There's a huge-
There's a thing on the floor right?
A rocket launcher
Yeah yeah
Let's see if that has anything in it
I got a back slot, I can take it.
I got a back slot, you want me to take it?
We have to go to the mine
to find explosives for it. Depends on what type of human you are.
Want to do that?
No, I mean we found explosives plenty of places.
There's an up.
See those?
Another up with two bullets and a badly damaged mag, bro.
But it's a pristine out if you want to trade that out.
Yeah, that'd be great.
Yeah, you swap it out. I'll put it back down there.
It's on something down here.
You know him better?
He said he didn't want to run the same shit as me...
You found another mag cord though right?
Yeah, probably did. You found another mag cord though, right? The mag is what I found out
Is the part of the gun that's most important
So if your guns badly damaged
And you're mags badly, you fix your mag first.
Gotcha. That's what it was.
Just figured that out recently.
Is this the way we came from? Did you get turned around?
Uh, did we?
Yeah.
You didn't turn around?
No that's why I'm not going to turn around.
Oh no maybe not.
There are no zombies though so we gotta be very careful.
Been people here.
This guy is a zombie.
You left the map, pumpkins, machete.
Nice.
I dropped some shit over here.
Sigma pistol.
Must have found something nice if you dropped his pumpkins bro!
He must've found something nice if he dropped his pumpkins bro so I traded out my badly damaged shoes for badly damaged boots. Mm-hmm. Shit, I probably should've taken that other ump since our dude had like 150 ammo.
It's better to have Phil one person with one ammo type anyways.
Yeah yeah, I agree.
Besides that ump, bandit amm is mad. You're getting 5 bullets into that before it fucking...
...stalls or uh...
...guts and balls like he jams on you?
Well my gun's badly damaged with a- actually I think they're...
Some guns have can though. No zombie here?
We might be making our way into people soon.
Maybe.
There's no zombies here? I didn't see one yet.
I hear shots ahead of us.
Yeah, I'm sure we were looting behind them a little bit for those other zombies that spawned and we went faster.
Oh, another gas mask.
Sorry about that.
Oh, gas mask over here AJ.
Come grab it.
Oh cool.
Alright. Nice. Come grab it. Oh, cool. Over there? On that one.
What did you say? That was one of the combat ones?
Yeah, that's a combat one right there.
Should I actually got an answer to that.
Man, this is not a...
That one could be real weird though like it aggroed
the part of the head. It's real rude though, like an aggro. Like maybe before? Yeah.
I don't know if they ran past it or some shit...
Oh man! They're behind each other, huh?
Yeah. There's three here too. Yeah, it'll be on your father's name. Yeah?
Oh there's a screen here too.
Yeah see that's what's weird.
... ah I'm a mag port. See if you have an MP55 back if you do i'll take it or you can take it
that was on my last life that i had that yeah
let's say it's not worth it since it's a badly damaged mag.
Does it have a mag on it?
No, it doesn't.
I have the mag, that's why.
If you got extra or 9 mil the animals I'll take them.
Sure, I took a mag.
Oh yeah, I do, I got one.
How many?
I got 1 mag.
15? No that's not an MP5 That's like a sniper rifle. Oh it says SSG. Hold on to it then
Let's try the sniper 545 sniper rifle
Gotcha I'm gonna flash sniper rifle.
If i found a 30 round mag that's not badly damaged, I'll be in business with the MP5.
Oh, we got a gun here! SK?
SKS... It's fucking badly damaged.
I mean, I'll take it!
Yeah, I have a shoulder slot so...
Oh man. Do you have ammo for that. What are you thinking Kevin?
I got ammo for mine too
Wait, how many shots?
10
Like 20
Is that better? yeah that was better
i mean if you want to give me one of your guns and swap it out
take it okay swap that one out i'll give you ten shots. No, I'm there.
Alright let me... I dropped ten shots on the ground.
Wait why didn't that unload?
Push R twice to unload? Hello?
Push R twice to unload it, right?
Tap it. Double tap it.
Just keep going.
It's not...
I gotta take all the ammo out of it.
Mm-hmm. all the ammo out of it. Okay, let's go. 2 DRs do you know, but do you take a CR
that is damaged or
badly damaged
SKS? What did you guys do?
I'll do baiting taking this, I don't know yet.
The other one? The SKS is going to...
Here's the thing.
The CR is not gonna fuckin'...
The CR is not going
to jam in SKS
so I'm just gonna go with CR until I get a better SKS.
So you can say, you could have this one
give me the CR? No.
Yeah, I feel like
the CR is better.
Now the SKS is way better than the CR but like I said if I'm gonna choose between a gun that's
going to jam and one that won't at all it might take consistency over a better weapon.
The reliability.
Is it still gonna jam even though
it's worn, do you think?
Yeah, was that light up ahead? Light off?
No, no, it's not light. That's light for an entrance.
It's one of the exits. it's just like a first exit.
We're gonna probably continue.
What kind of ammo does the SKS take?
AK ammo 762x39 and
with black bullets I'm on the left side. I think he's gonna come to me.
He's on a CAS 74
You want that Jared? Found a what?
Found a what?
A KS-74U
AKS 74U?
Yeah yeah AKS 7 for you It's badly damaged is it no mag in it I'm gonna pass on it brother
Got bullets probably not worth it
i got bullets for that but i mean mag
don't forget the canteen and uh That's where I headshotted this guy. memories i said i was on the left side so i took a lift in here uh uh I'm going to go ahead and get the other one.
Anything of salmon for a bit?
Do you need some rum somewhere? I'm taking a stamina for that. Need to run somewhere.
It's a good thing unless you're with people.
If you got teammates, you can't just go sprint forever without them. You guys with me? I went in the next corner.
You went all the way through?
Yeah, that big bomb was all up.
Alright we're behind. We're in a mine.
Be careful of mines! I didn't even think about that bro, which requires some shit. so Ah!
Oh, that's not a problem. No fog? Is there a weapon revolver in here?
Revolver Christine with five bullets in it, brother. If you want this...
...in this next room. Assault boots worn on this guy too, brother.
Magnum on the ground here with five bullets in it? Pristine if someone wants that. a lancer
A pristine mp5 I've got a magnet.
Oh shit, I left my magnet.
I'm afraid I was using that for fucking space I guess you leave it up there. What, Magnum?
No, I left the colt there because it's badly damaged.
Oh yeah, fuck the colt thing sucks okay i'm doing magnum's way better than that piece of
don't think i've gotten to shoot the magnum yet. Shout out the deagle.
It's like a semi-auto repeater, it's pretty nice!
The Deagle and the Magnum can fuck people up.
Yeah. Couple good kills with the Beagle.
SKS just auto-fires, right?
No.
You don't have to tap your lug or anything?
It is a tap?
No you don't have to tap your lug but it's a semi-auto.
Yeah yeah yeah.
Semi-Auto.
I get it.
That's what I meant.
Oh look, wait!
Yeah, I'll take it because I have the stuff to fix up.
Come here. See, it's your defender better than mine? Oh, your defender was pristine.
Take that over my damaged.
Damaged?
It's just a thought... As soon as I get out of the stands. so Bro, no way it did that to me. What?
A firefighter pants got stuck in the wall
Just hold F on them and put it back into your hands
Empty your hands and then hold that yeah yeah i got it
no way it had a bunch of in there there
let's check the other spot already i'm just waiting for you guys right now. I spent 2k on a gaming PC this week because of you,
I've been watching you for like 10 years love the DayZ content and armor etc
keep up the amazing streams love everybody yo thank you smart man for like 10 years. Love the DayZ content and armor, etc.
Keep up the amazing streams.
Love you, bud.
Yo, thank you, Smart Maximus.
I appreciate you, brother.
Yo, congrats, man.
I hope you like the games, brother.
Appreciate you, man.
Now you're fucking gaming.
Yeah, so I feel like the lesser responses tonight shit you out for two hours in.
That'd be fair. My butt hurts.
Ready to be done for the night, you know?
Got some cool fights today though!
You know what's funny?
Is we have all of our characters ready for tomorrow except for our namal's
character. Our Namals' character has died right? Yeah, yeah.
Our Namals' character got stream sniped but two I have two different
deadfall characters that are both still alive i mean as long as this one
still lives for the internet.
Nah, it's not gonna work.
Wait, we went back
the same way?
No, no,
I think this is right.
You can go through a large corridor like this.
Yeah we did earlier but I don't know how long ago or earlier.
We'll find out when we get back if we find that zone just...
I'm notorious for turning the wrong direction down this time.
Yeah, I don't think we've been through this. wow so so so Oh, Black-ass Chaos! Noooo! negative Do you ever find anything in the rooms with the cages? yeah I'm going to go ahead and just pull it over here. so AAAAAAAAGH! UUGGHH!
I should take that assault backpack. Ummm... I got a hiking bag.
There's an expedition vest in here, it's not as good as yours so don't take that. Okay.
Don't take this expedition vest,
yours is better.
Okay, it looks more effective.
It is. It's like a nicer looking press vest.
It's the same as your press. Transferring shit from one backpack to another is not fun.
Put one backpack into your hands and that's how I do it.
Oh, I just double click everything.
It's still quick but it's still painting the ass on the back back is completely full
Yo biceps thanks brother man
Much love brother Yeah, oh biceps. Thanks brother man.
Much love, brother. Remember I changed my backpack.
AAAAAAAAHHHHH! so ah... The Waka sites?
Where does that go on? right That's right. so okay That's a bit of a n dump on the side, huh?
Yeah. Nothing coming in here.
This is just the other entrance. Yeah?
Only one filter that whole time
and it was basically empty,
you know?
Pretty much.
Lexi, be in Lexi then! Guys here, guys here, guys here! Guys here, guys here, guys here! I saw a person i saw a person okay
at the end yes to our left he saw you too you think don't know
he was looking the other way.
You don't see lights when they turn theirs off too, right? I'm moving up and shining my light on them, guys.
I'm fucking going.
I'M GOING!
YOU GUYS DON'T LIKE LIGHTS?
HUH?!
YOU DON'T LIKE LIGHTS?! GET ON THE LEFT! Ah! You don't like lights?
Got him to the left.
I got knocked out.
Hopefully you guys get him.
The shotgun got me.
I'm dead, bro.
I missed the easiest shot on him too, and then I re-peeked into the shotty.
Come on Kev, you guys got this.
I don't know how I died there, bro! I thought they had me. They were right on top
of me, weren't they? My teammates?
Oh, he got me.
Son of a bitch!
Oh, close! Damn! Oh! holly got me some of the all close to you
outside right side i think that might lead off
dvc
now but we didn't just rush them with our lights on honestly
With your light on I was following you so I could see oh
Bro, you guys should all turn yes and altering your lights on and just fuck
Well, no
I saw him the whole time the whole time because they had their lights on,
so I was keeping mine off.
Shit, dude.
I feel like we should have won that.
I missed an easy shot, bro.
I missed an easy shot.
Yeah, there were two of them.
I missed...
Oh, I missed a couple. I should've hit two. No!
I heard AJ put a bunch of shots out there
I guess he must have been-, bro. As soon as I went down, he started
slamming so I thought I was fine and then I just
died. Maybe I
got hit so fucking hard I bled out though.
Yeah, that's possible. It didn't
look like they were shooting at you anymore?
I should have went in there with my fucking...
Instead of my sniper,
my fucking shotgun.
Yeah,
I changed to my shotgun right at the end.
Changed my shotgun
when the last guy came around.
All right, brother, I got to go to sleep.
I'll catch you tomorrow?
I'll be there, dude.
All right, man, let it...
All right, Jack, go hang out with 99kid.
I'm out of here.
Thank you so much for chilling.
I appreciate it. Sorry for the suckiness
at the end of the night, but I mean, come on,
I was ready to fucking call it. I wasn't gonna sit back and wait
for a fucking light-on, light-off fight, you know?
Um...
I should've just pulled my shotgun though right there to be honest with you.
Ran in there with the shotgun ready to rumble, stupid idea,
and then I missed an easy shot so it's kind of a panic.
Alright guys, thank you so much for chilling. Thanks to all the subs, resubs and gifted subs.
Thanks everybody donating,
supporting, just viewing,
keeping the chat moving. Much love, guys.
I'm going to be on tomorrow. I'll catch you guys tomorrow.
Good night. Sleep well. Have fun hanging out with Night Night Kid,
the guy we were just playing with.
And yeah man I'll catch you guys tomorrow alright?
Good night goodnight later late.
Yeah maybe Hutch's server later possibly potentially.
Later homies. My name is.