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is it up. so so No, I can't breathe no more.
Something is happening. so so. so so Thank you. you know Outro Music so so oh so so so so so You were missing Don't go saying my pain was self-inflicted
Now you're crawling back
You can keep on wishing Guess you weren't so happy I'm going to go ahead and do that. Outro Music Let's go.
Let's go.. Outro Music so so so so is so right side Thank you. I just wanna feel safe What do you want me to say?
But I can't seem as lonely
No, I can't see past the light
I just wanna feel safe
On my way back again is All right, dudes.
We're here.
Thank you guys for tuning into the stream.
Good morning, good afternoon, good evening.
How's everybody doing?
How's everybody looking?
Thank you so much, Griots, by the way for the nice message bro appreciate it um listen uh
i think my biggest challenge lately is just getting awake and staying awake it's been tough i've just wanted to sleep a lot so so so so so Sorry, I was looking at something.
Alright, let's play.
How you guys doing, dudes?
Just a nap.
Just a nap.
Keep it low.
Thank you for the gift this sub, brother man.
Welcome, dude. Welcome. Thank you, by the way, for getting this subbed, man. Welcome dude.
Welcome.
Thank you brother.
Thank everybody dropping subs or resubs.
Sub son how are you doing?
Tired.
Not great today. Just tired.
I had to bring Ellie to the vet and we got
her some...
We got her some
X-rays done
Getting sent over to like a radiologist or something like that
Gonna take a second, second a second opinion on but something where we might have to get some surgery on our legs we'll see that
i can't remember what they were calling it.
Everybody loved her there today though.
Everybody likes to think she's the cutest dog. I'm like, waking up like 4 p.m bailey it's bad yeah dude i just can't do
i just like i knew i'm a weird type of person i don't okay i don't know if
it's weird but um last night i like
i don't look forward to doing things like bringing the dog to the vet and stuff like
that.
So on those types of days where I have to do things, I will probably opt not to sleep
and stay on my phone for a period of time or something like that
because if you go to sleep then it comes faster if you stand your phone it goes
slower so sometimes I can fuck my sleep up by doing that.
Ah, saw the VOD with the play you tried to make on the format in the dark worth $5.
Thanks, man. Appreciate it, Steve. Thank you so much, man.
Yeah, we caused some havoc. We didn't get the last guy but...
I feel like I could have gotten him if I didn't try to get a voice line in with the jackass i'll know for
i'll know better connection. He died later that guy.
Did he really did he manage to get his health back up and like, get back into a decent position?
KingLevi?
Or was he on the struggle bus from that point forward? so What a beautiful day, the sun is shining, the birds are singing, and my girlfriend is
screaming after I stabbed her at laser tag.
It's a joyous day."
Let's call it...
Let's not turn your good donation standing into weird mode, okay?
Let's keep it normal.
Let's keep it fucking normal, doofuses.
Yeah, for real,
that shit was crazy.
I'm not sure what you're talking about.
Unless you were talking about the four man yesterday. That shit was fucking cool.
Oh yeah, what the fuck was the underground fight?
Shane have you seen that, bro! Yo we were just in like
probably wouldn't even have taken that fight any
other time except for hey
we're getting off guys let's just
fuck it you know so we went in there
for a fucking situation. There was four people...
Remember how I told you guys
that wasn't gonna go to DAM anymore?
Fuck that place, I'm not PvPing there anymore.
I went down there with the flashlight yesterday
on a YOLO-I need to get a gun type of way run right? I was following zombies from like two places all the way there. Dead zombies.
We get to the thing and I can hear this guy talking to someone down below, right?
So we follow him and then he's just running away.
And then we're like, what is that? can hear this guy talking to someone down below, right?
So we follow in with our little flashlight
until we see a light.
We eventually see a light,
a couple lights, few lights and then we eventually
deduct that it is a four man
right? All I have is a shotgun
with some fucking
rubber slugs
a fucking IJ with like 10 shots,
and uh...
the little two shot.357 gun.
And then
I decided that like I wasn't gonna be able
to do anything to them
without just waiting for
them to come out of the corridor and try to kill em all.
So I decided to try to
infiltrate them.
So that's what we did.
We kind of infiltrated them in
a single room where we blended
in a little bit, and then eventually saw an opportunity to...
You guys wanna see it? Have you not seen it yet some of you?
It's probably one of my coolest plays I've ever done.
I'm sad about the ending because I fucked it up, but it was still pretty cool.
Alright, I'm going to show you guys real quick since you are the first squadron here.
I'll show it again later, uh i'll show you guys right now I'll just look at the bottom of this real fast. Okay, so I'm rolling.
And I'm seeing dead zombies and shit, right?
I actually don't know where the go down is here.
Is there like a...
Oh, I think it's like
another one come out up here somewhere
maybe that's where
Alright so we start seeing dead zombies. So I know
like...we're following somebody. So we're listening to this guy talk
to some teammate, right?
But then
we decide to wait for them thinking they're going to come up.
They don't come up so I'm like alright,
I guess they went down and they are going through
So then I am like alright time to go through
All the way up to Dan
We go all the way through
We turn our light on sometimes just
to get our bearings and then crawl through right?
They seem to be moving pretty quickly
That's such an annoying like little effect from the light that you guys have to deal with.
It kind of like stays in a weird color, in the darkness. I fucked up the last kill on this, but...
Because I tried to be a regular mask. Okay. So we have one mask on for that's good so far again.
Actually currently while I take that put all the masks just so we have enough room.
Took it off of my fucking hop key, I don't know why I did that by accident.
Hopefully I fixed that.
Oh boys! What are you running past?? There's another gas mask here. Jesus!
Come on, the masks are control of mass is good. Don't cry, Cloud. It means we need another one.
Holy foreman bro! What do you want me to do here?
I just might be in with them.
Such a nerd. Yeah, Dougie. Maybe. But if I put him down without getting put down and I shoot it quicker,
It doesn't matter really.
Man, I don't have a grenade yet. Or would I?
Wait, did I leave my pistol? I left my pistol! No I didn't.
Okay that's right, figured that out.
I wouldn't die, I would. i haven't been The guy that lived made it to the maze, and that guy
and the same guy that Trey shot when it was with Hutch.
You're telling me this
guy that lived is the same
guy that they killed while with Hutch?
No fucking way. What do you have?
Oh, we can go in.
Oh right there, here I come. Interesting, okay. There we go.
Interesting, okay.
Two gas masks masks that's good Shit, is your light on dude?
My lights...
Yeah, stick my light on.
Alright. Pick this one then.
Woah! WOAH!
WOAH WHAT ARE YOU DOING? Whoa! What are you doing? You got that? I'm
yeah shit
white on him Wait. I'm him.
I shouldn't have said, I'm him! I shouldn't have said on him.
If i didn't say on him, I think I shoot them quicker there
because I wanted to maybe see if I can play it like he would think I was his teammate at first
But then I heard him say wait and had to shoot, you know
So kind of like I went for a play but it didn't pan out and I
Didn't end up trading with me. He ended up living that guy. It was pretty good, it's pretty good.
Yeah I should have replied with my Aussie accent. I got em mate!
I got em! got him mate i got him
david they definitely got freaked out one of their um one of their povs he
just gets in he just gets headshot
so fast.
You look at me like go behind
the guy and he goes like wait who's that?
And I pull my gun off and I'm just like
He notices me right as I'm like, bop! Bop!
He notices me right as I'm pulling my gun
out basically. The guy on the other
side of the wall. I don't know if someone's got that clip still?
The other guy's POV where he's on top
of the wall and he notices me right before I execute two of them. Hmm.
I mean, shit bro we're about to start camping in this place with no light just sit down there I don't know where I'm going, by the way.
I could be going backwards.
Using a couple grip tapes on my mouse now.
Smokey hit me with them.
You guys probably can't see it.
I got one underneath the buttons.
One on the right side back here, and then I got like a couple more that are up
like here,'s all small ones
i just can't really see him
just found got some grips on the mouth, see if you like it.
I'm not really sure how to respond to that but I will try to do exactly that i'll try to keep my
mouth open brother i'm so sorry man
you're even going through stuff like
that man
i wish you and the family the best
brother
my prayers My prayers to you too, you know what I'm saying?
Try and keep your mind off things, buddy.
Thank you. here.
Um, so I have four tickets to the Mavs game. Had a last night and had a
last night so I won't make it.
Wasn't sure if you know anyone that wants to go
don't know
who to give them to
Yeah Oh, that was epic. All this us told you had to team up with them first so your TK skill activated. I think it's time to admit you have a problem." That's crazy.
Thank you, bro.
Just... Uh...
Thank you, brother.
Okay.
Oh, it's Luke Lights. Don't know. Here it is. Okay, we're good.
Oh it's Luke Lightsadona here it is. Not donala um...
Look at this. Look how he notices me.
Oh not this one. Not this one. This is the guy
that I shoot right? This is the guy we eventually
kill each other with. I wanna see the other guys
POV. This guy's POV is killing
me though. We'll watch it in a bit.
We can definitely watch that in a bit. I wanted to see the guy when he notices my character acting all sus
He's like who the fuck is that? oh so I kind of have to, don't we? Go kill this thing.
But now that they even have a knife to cut it open. I don't think Farming Ho does it.
Let's see what a farming ho can do.
Can you bark? Nope.
Can't get bark, useless.
We'll use the rag. Let's see if we can use a rag.
I could get a stick right?
Well I obviously can get a stick so I don't think I can cut him off with this.
How does that fall compared to the regular map in your opinion?
Um, I mean compared to charnaris it's good
i think chernar is one of the worst maps though
it's definitely you're looking forward with the most nostalgic math
love from scotland except for the most nostalgic map
but it's also like...
...it's just gotten beaten out by a couple other maps in my opinion.
I think Livonia is probably better than that.
Alright. I think, um... Oh, I can get a bone knife from that.
It's only if I could skin him though.
So I'd have to rely on the hoed skin
actually well not sure if this
i guess i'll have to figure that out Where am I going? There's a sign.
That's a valley though.
Just want to know where I'm at when I get there. Yeah, I like Deadfall. It is a little bit quicker progression than Namalsk, because Namalsk can feel like... like you're waiting for some of the progression or that you have to go do
tedious stuff for some of the progression.
This progression is a lot quicker
if it took two or three, if it took one to
two days on the mosque, it takes
three to five hours, three to six
hours on this one.
So that's kind of nice. The progression is fun.
When you're over the other side
It's not quite as epic
As like all of the lead-up
To it but uh
it's still cool
oh yeah screen ghost smoker is who it was
it's green go smoker It's Green Goat Smoker.
Son of a bitch, of course you're gonna fucking beat me first shot.
Why would Daisy be any different?
I hate you Daisy, I hate you, Daisy.
You guys know you got some fucked up shit going on with the leads.
You know you do. I think that falls still being developed. Yeah, it's not nothing set in stone and I imagine. I'm sorry. I don't want that, yes. That's different than orange.
Yo, some gantruler orc patching you helped me a lot with your streams much love brother keep up the good work so..
. okay so Not the greatest arts. Nice, I'm finding some good food right now. Farming hoe opens it up.
Okay, let me look at this clip.
Fucking farming hoe probably for 10%.
Yes. 50? 60?. I'm going to go back and check.
Cheers, your light gone dude?
Shit, is your light gone? Woah! I saw it, I was like who's that dude and right as I realised he dicked two of us.
Mate! That dude has the world's quickest fucking aim on him i have ever seen
i saw him i saw him see he got sus right when he looked at
me she like noticed it like that I wasn't part of the crew.
Whoa! I saw it.
I was like, who's that dude?
And right as I realized, he dicked two of us.
He said he dicked two of us. Oh, man that was funny.
Yeah let me uh...
I can show you the other guys' clip if you guys
Let me just reopen a couple tabs
This is the guy that killed me at the end, I'll let you watch that okay?
I figured it out light on Let's go, yet! I should have executed him.
Right there...
Put another one on him.
You got the guy?
He's dead. Did you get the guy? It would have been done. You got me, Zed!
Holy shit dude!
Wait...
I'm going my dad.
How do you survive two KOs because it was a good one? I got him at that. Holy fuck!
How'd he survive two KOs?
Because it was just an IJ, so...
He had an Alton helmet on.
So my headshots against him weren't going to do much
and my body shots I think I gonna hit him with body shots the first uh
dope that was dope.
Relax! You're supposed to be drowsy and sleeping man! What do you want me to do?
You're supposed to be chilling out. You have doctor's orders.
The doctor says you got this day.
Alright, let's go home. The doctor says you ought to stay. You've got to be a little bit sneaky,
you're already wearing that off apparently so All right.
I'll go.
Doggo's good, she just wanted
some attention. She supposed to be drowsy and like
sleeping this bitch off.
You're suppose to be drowsy don't woof me no don't you know what what What? What?
I can do it too.
Give you a little sneezes.
Yeah, I just think I decided at that point in time maybe we can go down into the dam
and kill motherfucking groups like that, you know? Maybe we can.
Well I'm feeling a little bit feisty
I guess.
Okay. Nice. Nice little girl.
You go upstairs into into the bedside and it's all confident.
At home, huh?
Uh...my sister bought some CBD so I'm dogs and it helped keep calm during storms.
Oh, no kidding! Oreo could use that. I'm used to hate rain.
Honestly the storms aren't too bad. They come down into the basement and you really can't hear much.
We just had that big hail storm come through.
Chill out, Gurley.
Chill out, really. Chill out.
I'm gonna check on Caroline real quick.
If you guys don't mind, Chas is kind of driving somewhere a little farther just to make sure she's good she's checking I'm sorry. so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so uh uh so so Oh, there's a
little Oh, she's all good.
Did I kill this? Yeah, probably.
We're barely making it.
I haven't yet. Tyrannus, I haven't
yet brother. I plan to though man
Me and Caroline really like the first three
episodes it just...me and her
have not even been going to sleep at the same times lately, dude.
Because I've been so fucking just hardcore
streaming a lot.
And she knows how it goes every once
in a while where it's
just fucking head down,
working on it.
Haven't been doing a whole lot of watching stuff.
We just kind of hang out a little bit
while we're chilling in bed and kind of crash.
Nothing time committed
because we're both tired by the time we get there.
Hey what is the anime poster behind you closest to the left?
This guy or this guy.
You mean on the other wall or do you mean this guy
this is sword art online this is guilty crown this is attack on Titan. I always enjoy the streams.
We can't wait for some RP, Charlie.
Thanks, brother.
Appreciate you, man.
Yeah, and I'm looking forward to trying
to get into the race scene
and stuff like that because
I saw it was picking up on Notepad so...
Look cool.
Where's Grand Lagoon? It's rolled up in another room at the moment.
Had to do some changes when we got the walls painted and stuff, right? So
we had to move some shit. Some stuff's not
brought back into proper position.
That is humongous right there.
One of the best items in the game.
Uh, uh, uh, uh, of the best items in the game. Ah, ah-ah-ah-ah!
Can I get a box
of 357 please?
Box of 357 please. Hey Hey, chill out, goof.
Chill out, you little goofball.
Okay?
We'll be down in no time.
You're not allowed to run around a lot today.
You're on your leg.
You got to be chilling.
You don't get to just go around.
Use your goofball?
Cat food, yeah.
Just hopin' that'd be lunch meat. so What the fuck? Such a random place to catch an opponent just not doing anything there but just sniping.
It's such a random place
sorry i wasn't really liking that run anyways. Yeah, I don't know the fuck about
that. That guy's a fucking loser. He's not
getting anything out of it. He probably could barely kill
anybody to save his fucking life. That's why he is camping that place.
It's not even a place you should ever be camping.
If you find yourself camping there, I mean...
...you are absolutely fucking getting your ass kicked by this man.
Also we weren't very far into the house. we were looking at your asking for this one.
Also, we weren't very far into the round.
See if you can get some leko pickups... um There is a fountain. No, I'm pretty sure this whole thing should bang.
Someone's gonna be out in front of me. Ah man!
I don't like that about this map dude.
It's like... all it takes is one person to spawn in front of me like fucking three minutes ahead or something like that and it's just everything's gone for the whole entire journey
oh dude flare gun? A single-pistol flare gun.
Hmm...
Yeah, this is one of the worst spawns bro. The one where you sit here and go to Haran right after.
I hate this one, bro.
We're just gonna be behind people that are leading in front of us.
... I think the items respawn over a certain amount of time. I don't know if it's based off proximity or nobody being around for awhile,
but all I know is that sometimes you spawn and there's stuff and sometimes you spawn and there's stuff
and sometimes you spawn, and it was very clearly all the stuff that we did right. I'm going to go ahead and do that.
Did I ever find the lady that killed me? No, they respawned
when another item was picked up somewhere else in the map.
Daily checking boss man.
I don't know how to make that work.
Swats, what's up brother? Thank you for the five. I appreciate you sir.
Good to see ya again.
If you hold period and press lay back
in the water, you can drown
and respawn. Oh no shit.
That's interesting.
I'm cool with it.
I usually try to play my fucking lives out.
I usually try to play my lives out. Usually try to play my fucking lives out.
Usually.
Haran! We go to Haran where they have all our stuff.
Where we're gonna get lots of loot.
I don't even know if we get the first little areas.
We probably shouldn't, just run out of time.
That's that time.
SprattyDad thanks for the review, brother. Appreciate it. What's up, Tom?
Spratty Dad thanks for the review brother. Appreciate it. Russ504 good to see you man
WellioEtank
Tyrianus what's that man?
Tyrianus from earlier
Appreciate ya bro
Much love everybody driving this SUVs
Y'all gonna find a knife soon I'm calling it!
Of course! Gonna find two stones
on this dirt road
Smash them together to make
a knife made of stone
How you feeling today? made of stone. Yo, um...
How you feeling today? Eh, not the greatest, brother.
Not the greatest.
There's some stress factors
going on in life at the moment and it be
weighing on me a bit.
So me stressing about things at the moment, and it'd be weighing on me a bit. So
me stressing about things like Daisy
and shit shouldn't be happening, like the whole
day one server stuff. Like, oh man, I'm just gonna
we're just gonna drop that whole shebang
you know what I'm saying?
Just gonna put in a nice ticket for Kevin.
Respect the ruleset.
Leave it at that.
Stop causing drama for everybody.
Oh, thank you kid! I appreciate you brother.
What's that Pacific Blood item man? blood idol, man.
Have you ever spawned bottom right?
There's like a mine and a bunch of military.
Oh, I haven't actually.
I don't think.
I haven't in a while, at least.
Let me see the map real quick.
If I'm at Haram...
Yo, what are you barking about, girlie? What do you want to do? You wanna go to the bathroom maybe huh? Wanna go upstairs?
I'm coming with you upstairs alright.
Let's walk around a little bit.
I mean, Haran is way north.
So if I hit
Haran and go south and take a west
I can get Algonquin?
I kind of want to loot Algonquin
because
I think... I'm going to loot Algonquin because
I think
there's loot there cause no one goes there if you bring a Leopold
either. so. so.. so. so... so.. so so Yeah, poor girl.
She can't really walk that incredible right now if We have to get her
painkillers
Let's just go south for a bit Get some painkillers and then
once that goes kicks in in should be hopefully good The sun's gotta be going down, right?
So wherever it is, it's got to be west.
I just wish I knew where we spawn on that.
Probably there, probably heading...
I might be able to find that though.
Think i can find out. so
you got any food? That's all I have bandages. I can open a canyon if i come across one.
Not a polite way to ask for food, yeah. I think you're right.
Sharnaris is best for beginners and a high loot server.
Might not be the worst option, yeah definitely a good one.
Sharnaris is an easy map to learn on
And if you're in a high loot server you definitely get a little more action so so so I'm on in from.
I'm on the northwest side I spawned in at, okay.
Figured that out now. That's nice.
So now I know how to get
to... You know what? I know how to get to Algonquin better next time actually from that spawn. If I recognize that spawn, which I know it now, I know how to do it a little bit better so Oh, Cherno and Livonia are all we have on console at the moment.
Yeah it does suck but at the same time i think livonia is pretty good
that's what people tell me they say livonia is good so. You want to play in a mall, son?
I feel you, dude.
I feel that.
I getcha.
It's the best map. Okay. A couple of you guys are having a serious convo here. What the... Slow down, you big motherfucker!
I'm not going to let you get away with this.
I'll just go ahead and kill you.
I don't care what happens next.
I'm gonna take you down.
You're a fucking piece of shit. I'm gonna take you down. What the... Go down, you big motherfucker! huh so Another repeater.
Three bullets, okay! three bullets okay
hutch is gonna come up with his own DayZ server just like he did before for his little time on DayZ.
We don't plan it being some long term thing, I think he plans on doing exactly what he did before I don't think there's a...
Eh, I kinda wanted
to
Let's see if we can get some bark here. If we
can get bark, we're good. I think we can
but it might break. I need two of them.
If they get too barked, we're good.
If it breaks on the first pull, we're dead.
Not dead though.
That's good. A couple pieces of bark on us.
Gather long stick.
Gather the long stick.
Sucks because we're not going to be able to cook efficiently, but whatever. Hey, it's Dreamin'. Thanks brother man. I appreciate you.
We're trying, ya know? We're trying to get something.
Some entertaining fights and groups
and all that good shit. Takes time though.
Didn't expect to get mopped in my last round, that's for sure.
Guess I can defend myself a bit, you know what I'm saying? Um, never watched gameplay of this and it's been great. Amazing content to watch. Oh, no shit!
No shit. That was crazy. That's absolutely crazy.
... That's absolutely crazy. so so so All right.
Cook some shit.
Cook some shit.
How'd you like Project Zomboid?
You know, I prayed it very briefly.
It was pretty overwhelming to be honest with you
because chat was telling me
I had to like find a house,
make it home base,
bring a bunch of supplies back to it
and stuff like that
and I was like
I kind of felt a little overwhelmed
and they did not do
a good job with it.
Yeah, it's got a big learning curve. That's kind of the overwhelming part, you know? so Still playing the moss chat?
This is, um...deadfall right now.
We can play in the moss a little later though which I'm down for. so so yeah um namal says that i don't think i died on my most character yesterday did
i maybe I don't think I died on my N'Mol's character yesterday, did I?
I'm pretty sure I logged out but not either. Skilly you're back, huh?
Back for the second time.
Skilly, your initial skill you're an interesting fella brother
bro i've been back i know you've been back i know you've been back. I know you've been back. I know you've been back.
You got a big ass thing above your name that says Possible Banevator dude
... He said, let's go.
I mean, it's easy to read your messages now you got a big ass box right in there. Well listen I know that you just love it here man but listen you know what?
Imma say something.
Maybe it's actually good having you here, okay? Maybe.
Alright? Like 50% chance
that it might be. Okay? Point flew.
Alright, motherfucker?
What motherfucker? What about you,
black checkers? You too, man.
Nobody else though.
Have you ever played any modded servers with better cars and such?
I've played like, moded servers that are more modded than the survival
servers. Like re-armed and stuff like that. Yeah, I've done that. Built a base with these. We were doing our
thing. We were building bases and shit like that.
It's definitely a style of the
game. Um... I think I enjoy
the style of survival a little bit more
because it feels like I earn my loot a little more. Feels like my kills feel a little bit more because it feels like I earn my loot a little more. It feels like
my kills feel a little bit better because I'm taking
loot from people. Yeah, but I do
like it. Don't get me wrong. I enjoyed my rearmed
game
sessions and would still play there again. No issues
Deathly is like a kind of
what kinda state in mind I'm in you know what I'm saying?
It might be maybe towards the end of this survival run
I'm like yo let's do some fucking you know what i'm saying do some rearm worn got him
ready to hit a kickflip i'm prepped my dude hasn't found any clothes really. Thanks for being an outlet son. My dad has been in the hospital since sunday dealing with
many heart attacks and just got a call that my uncle passed away
oh yeah you really don't do it brother i'm sorry man
are we doing okay i hope you and the family are
doing the best they can.
Oh, man.
Listen,
I hope your dad's okay,
brother.
Good to have you.
We'll try to keep your mind off things a little bit, some of the real stuff, you know?
I'm sorry about that. so so Alright.
Let's all just chill, get some gaming in.
Yeah? Suarez huh?
Who the fuck is that guy? so I'm going to go ahead and start the game.
Did you ever find that girl that killed you a few nights
ago? No, I ran into another lady yesterday and questioned her about it though. I was like, this isn't you
is it? She's like nope! You're not the fucking
lady with the axe that was murdering motherfuckers the other night were you? so. Ease, ease, ease, ease.
Gotta get rid of that now. Rip chain! Rip Trey.
I killed Trey yesterday, man.
He did make me more geared but
I felt pretty bad about it. Someone killed zombies over here.
I didn't kill these, did I chat?
I don't remember going further.
Risky but we just gotta hit this.
Is that Baron just hiding?
Desolate! Thank you! coming. Suarez might be the new best driver in CG.
Desolate, thank you. Alright?
Stop talking shit, alright? God damn it.
I got him. I got that motherfucker.
I'm going to RP soon.
I wanna just wear out DayZ, have some more fun. I really wanna get to Lantia, beat this map
Yeah, I got goals first Uh, who shot?
Nah I don't think she'd give a flying shit. Jackaroo, that's insane. With that many motherfuckers in the dam, I can create a goddamn murder mystery. Tempest yesterday but you were busy W the boys. Have you blown anyone up yet link
uh give me a sec here dude can i take a look you are the first streamer
i've ever donated body Ayyyy
Someone's face is amazing. I appreciate you brother, thank you so much man Mucho love for the support bro thanks for having such a high respect man
That's what's up Oh hold on Mucho love for the support, bro. Thanks for having such a high respect, man.
That's what I said.
Oh, hold on. so so so so so so so Thank you. I don't even know if i'm leaving the right way.
I hope i'm not going towards Mohawk.
Fuck.
Think it might be.
I want to leave the south, if the sun is setting...
Can't even tell where the fuck it is.
No, yeah, the sun is setting, I think.
So that's west.
I wanna go south... Is there a road that leads out here?
Not this way.
Oh, another one.
There should be.
I'm still at yellow food dude?
This doesn't go anywhere though. If this leads to nothing... Oh, dude. Jesus.
This doesn't go anywhere though. It just leads to nothing.
But it says there's a road that leads out of the south.
I think it is this one. That's the dead end right there
and you circle to this road
over here, and this leads out south
I want to take the next right to get to Algonquin, I think.
OK.
That dude's going to be out fuckin' food and back on the red any fucking minute.
Let me look at this clip real quick before I forget.
I'm listening to my own fucking stream or something, yeah? It's like what is that noise?
Player coming in behind us on the road Damn!
He blew up
damn you see that the big old puff of smoke
literally smoked that dude. so so What the fucking server? Did you guys see that? I haven't seen that red chain in a million years. Since Armour 2.
What the?
Am i dead here? Okay, okay.
Alright. Let's an extra zombie dead.
...
... so so so so Three homies. uh Holy shit, I think our food problems are over. Uh oh, lagging again. Food problems are over.
Uh oh, server problems
have just begun.
Uh oh! Oh! uh oh Star Citizen flashbacks, no doubt bro. so so. Okay.
A little better, that's good.
That's kind of a weird thing to come across.... Hey Summit, are you going to try the new PUBG X New Geek update that just dropped today? I don't know. Maybe, I'll look at it and see if there's any good.
I don't know what the fuck new jeans is, what is that? so... so All right, let's just fucking talk it out. Just be a pumpkin sniper dude.
You can literally just be a guy who gets his sniper rifle set up, goes to a town that everybody will visit set some pumpkins out there
for people to sit at and get and you can just be killing them like crazy I'm just gonna keep on cruising.
Of course you wouldn't be getting shit out of these, becoming a bunch of noobs.
Like I don't have any weed on them but...
She'll be killing the shitload of people.
Alright. so so so so Oh boy. I can't close the fucking door. uh uh some hiccups I think it's an issue with the specific server.
Yeah, they might just be
updating. Server might be fucking up. They might be up they might
be catching a attack i don't know dude you got me brothers
you got me following someone Following someone. so 100% done. I mean, bro, there's just... Listen, there is no bounds for the type of loser levels that people will go to
with advantages and everything like what I'm saying?
Video games are no different.
Some people don't even want to get advantages,
they just wanna fucking strut their power, dude.
They got power complexes, dude.
They're the guys who... You meet them in DayZ,
if they have a gun,
they can't resist
but shoot your ass. You know what I'm saying?
They have to.
Cause they got the power complex shit
going on in their fuckin' real life
Not the shooting part, I mean
the attacking service part.
What?
Why?
Yeah. What? Why? What's going on? Is this the doggy daycare, huh?
We should pay attention all day.
I don't let you go out. would you pay attention There's a big one.
Should we have Algonquin on this? Yeah, I don't understand why Algonquins not on this.
Maybe I went too far and I didn't take the first right...
This is that instead?
I think it is, actually. Yeah, I missed it.
Content's kind of a tough one to get to.
Because I missed it.
I'm gonna get to it off that other spawn, though.
You can just hug the water.
Just hug the wa... Stop it Ellie. Stop it Ellie of wibbly-wonk.
He lagged out
let's see
yo what's up
yeah I think the world
is just going a little crazy I'm assuming you came across that pumpkin patch too. I don't think it would be right to kill him during this lag at the moment. so Give him some pumpkin.
You can tell he had pumpkin too.
He was cutting it up.
That's what we caught him doing kind of i think i'm gonna skip that see if he goes there.
I'm going to go straight to the town
Actually these tables we gotta leave these tables real quick
I got shot leaving some cables in the last round so hmm What's your name?
Stay here.
Oh, chill, chill, chill.
Okay I'm Jimbo.
I'm Jimbo. I'm Jimbo.
What can I help you with boss? You're Jimbo?
Yes. Okay nevermind.
Who are you looking for? This is where I'm gonna leave you.
I'm looking for my guys to know
I got kicked out and I of a sudden... Oh, when
the world started getting crazy? Yeah, I gotcha, I gotcha.
Alright, well, hey, good luck, brother.
I was on the place left,
you know, I don't know. Yeah, yeah, I gotcha.
Did you hear any hero killings or something like that? I mean, I got you. Okay, so did you hear any gear up here?
I mean...
I only saw one other person dude
I didn't see anybody geared though
Sorry brother
They may have gotten booted out too
See ya
Oh fucking boy I- i mean he's lucky because
i was gonna on him right there he's a lucky fella that is nice I mean, bro.
You're not going to hold me up for the Mark II, bro.
I'm actually seriously holding you up for the Mark II. I was about to drop my gun, pick it back up and just blast him.
But when he stopped being aggressive that was good.
He had you dead to rights. With a Mark 22 motherfucker? I'll be damned. Nah, he didn't have shit dead to rights.
He was about to get shot in the face.
You've gone soft at 27? Nice. Clearly that interaction only happened because the server's lagging.
... Yeah, dropping a gun and picking it up gives them very little react to.
Listen if you're being sarcastic, you clearly haven't played DayZ my man. I need to respond. It's service fucked.
Stop it, okay? Goofball. I get it. You wanna chill.
I get it. Alright chill i get it all right you want attention don't
you
oh you can get attention if you can sit here and read the chat for me
just can't do that game
client not responding uh oh spaghettios Uh-oh, SpaghettiOs.
What you doing, Doofus? What you doing Doofus?
What you doing?
You had an interesting day today didn't ya?
... I miss playing DayZ, but I also don't want to play it.
Yeah, I got you man,
I got you.
Yeah.
Yeah. so What do you think of Seven Days to Die?
1.0 official release next month, no shit It's been out forever
People have told me it's really good though
From the beginning.
So I just don't know graphically, I can get into it now right? It's kind of old. so so so What's happening? You look like a goofball right now. You look like a goofball.
You looking like a doofus, you know that?
You're not gonna get away with this. I couldn't fit my watermelons really. Okay, I'll get on this order now. Let me, let me.. Um, okay. I'm going to get this card. You just got
to the other side of Passage yesterday? Yeah, where'd you log out, huh? Shh.
He's all nuts on them.
How dare you.
Yo!
Oh, what up brother? i got in finally though so uh so so I think. I'm guessing him.
He closed it Oh no, server's done. Server is fucking done.
I'm dead maybe...
...I might die here. everyone's lagging anyways that's what i'm saying so Oh, bro. The zombies are here. I'm fucking dead.
I don't know what to do with this guy. Bro, if the zombies are here I'm fucking dead. so I hope the fucking zombie doesn't kill me there.
Well, server just went down for me.
Uh...I'm still in okay is still broken though fuck what's happening.
Nevermind server just went down
There's no way this shit's happening when I can actually get into the server now like
I got in twice already.
Might be because of this then, huh? Or did you just get on early?
No, I queued up two hours ago and got in and then the server started doing this shit.
Are you gonna be doing that enter thing here?
Yeah, I'm doing that right now. Alright Chad Alright chat, we're chilling until we get back in.
Perfect time to switch.
Haven't even played for a couple hours yet.. I'm in.
Oh, duo with Landmark...
Heh! You're in queue.
I already have a server. You're in queue. I want to play with Landmark
I thought he was going to be playing with some boys today too
He's had the solo all day?
I'm gonna D train this one.
And so he wanted to solo David to learn.
He didn't die!
He seems to be stabilized as well. Every single thing stabilizes, right? so I'm going to go ahead and get some food. See if you can listen out for more
chickens, chickens have saved me a
bunch of times so far. If you can't find any food. You listen for them like clucking,
listening for them uh doing their little howl they do and it's fun That sucks because I know this dude's in here.
Do I wait him out.
I should. Howling chicken, dude.
Cock-a-doodle-doo chicken. so.. I'm not going to shoot him right when he comes out. so. this guy..
He may have gone into the blue as a connector from that building to this woman so I guess that's a full blown restart right there,
I'm pretty sure.
Yep.
Fucking restart.
So make sure you're doing the thing,
the strategy. Yeah, I've...
Three times I've gotten so far.
Let's see if I get fucked in the fucking ass here.
Okay. so.. so. so so so so.. I'm going to do what I was doing before. I'm gonna wait, see if we can keep like kind of the same position against these guys as
we did.
Resetting on a good note.
.
.. That was a me. What the fuck?
This guy's trying to shoot me from across?
Wait, how did...
He tried to shoot me from that building maybe?
It's the only place he could see me. I'm like... You trying to shoot me from that building, my bitch? Only place you can see me.
What?
I'm confused.
Stray bullet? I mean, I heard a snap. That's insane.
Would you even be able to see me? Like, nothing can really see me.
You know? Hey, thanks for being here brother. Appreciate you PD Electric. Much love brother. Over you, PD Electric. Much love, brother.
Over four years. Thank you, sir.
You know, Asher, VanillaNZ,
Crantron,
Frogman, Hectane,
next to the Prime dude. Appreciate it. Karma a little earlier. Thanks for gifting us up, brother man. Heck, 10. Thanks for the prime, dude. Appreciate it. You'll call me a little earlier. Thanks for
getting this up, brother-in-law. Unlimited.
Unlimited. What's going on? Thank you for calling in.
...... I gotta figure out the base chair. okay I should show. Ask yourself.
Am I tripping?
Did you guys hear that? Did you guys hear that?
You got shit on I'm gonna like it again for your
Seems to be doing okay. I'm opening doors, it's taking four hours.
Moving stuff in my inventory is moving.
It's not the fastest.
Taking me an hour to open a fucking door.
Oh yeah, I'm trying to put the pumpkin in my hands right now it's taking awhile
Maybe I just missed it.
It's just fucking lagging again.
It's taking a while to even start eating a pumpkin.
Yeah, yeah.
It's fucking lagging.
What the fuck? Yeah, yeah. It's fucking lagging. Motherfucker move I'm swapping shirts.
Thousand swaps, thousand swaps, thousand swaps. Just lost it. God damn it
got like a fuckin fucking second delay per movement.
Okay, Trevor died again.
Trevor died agai-
I need an infinite pumpkin.
Might be time to swap. Might be time to go to the mosque if it doesn't pick itself up back here.
Yeah, I give way.
Alright client not responding.
I'm doing this enter shit again. Thank you. Change an ad server? Think you got a possible DDoSer?
What do you mean me? What I do?
Oh, there's a so. Yeah.
Good night, get naked.
I don't know what that means.
UTK people, what you you mean I'm banned
connecting failed
we just gotta do our thing here.
You reconnected really easily.
I just got back in?
Uh, I should be getting it.
Okay later.
Love the vids too,
poured a sub but good luck. Yo Stevie thanks brother man. Stevie Beavy
Beavity Beavy CBeebeebee. Bibbidi Beebee.
Don't have my fuckin' HUD on, it's disabled.
Again, DayZ fix your shit man. I guess I'm just bailing on this guy, see if I can see him another time. oh
go shoot them I think I'm gonna fly it to you. is yeah so so so Summit. Alright, you lived in there.
I was getting kind of crazy. so That's not...
It's the green guy, bro. It's him!
I was gonna kill him. Well, I'm gonna mourn. I didn't get any kills in case we're going live. uh so so What's that? What the?
Ouch, that hurt.
My hand! Jesus.
Holy! Bobblehead City. so so so so. place. uh I don't know if the green guy saw me or not... um so. I'm fighting with my inner self right now, okay? Okay.
You motherfucker, I know you didn't just shoot me. Wow! wow I hate how he shoots when I get all the aggro.
Like, I understand the bullet clinking but they would hear the gunshot more wouldn't they?
Why are they over in my building?
This dude just took a massive shot he should have all of them so That's how I'm gonna do it. This motherfucker had such a crazy angle. Maybe he noticed that I shot at him or that I saw him before that, so we went to a different angle. Fair enough. Nice shot.
Bro, that doesn't hit, man!
I wouldn't have done shit anyways.
He had armor on motherfucker
okay Okay. Well, fucking A. I'm going to go ahead and do that. All right, all right. Alright, alright. What?
Yo
Chill! You need to chill, okay? Stop
You need to chill. You're being a butthead now.
Relax.
Go get your attention alright?
... you get your attention all right This is the stupid fucking smart ass mohawk.
So how are we doing tonight not good one of those nights huh yeah what happened to
you first life or
no that's a couple now so so so I'm running off to Mohawk.
Hope it goes better for you, man. so I'm going to go ahead and get the other one. I don't know
i'm starving already bro I'm failing to gamble. Mots, can we get an over-under prediction for how many people are in the area?
I don't know what you're talking about.
I think it's a good idea to go back and look at the map.
I'll be sure to do that.
I'm going to try to Mots, can we get an over on the prediction for how many rubber slugs Summit gets this run?
Thank you Don, appreciate it man. man so I'm going to get you. uh ah so I'm not looking forward to any games coming up, no. Stop. I see you. Oh, I see you.
You're not going to get away with this.
You're just going to keep on running.
You're just going to keep on running.
You're just going to keep on running.
You're just going to keep on running.
You're just going to keep on running. Stop. I see you. Oh, I see you. You big goofball. Flagging your tail away?
You're supposed to be sedated today!
Supposed to be tired!
How'd you wear that off so fast huh Sedated? Yeah.
I got a new sedation gun
You know, I shot her with the dart
Just to test it Nah, i brought her to the vet today she had to get sedated for some x-rays Imagine, dude.
I'm just like nonchalant telling you guys.
They just told me that she was like, it was gonna affect her probably until like maybe even early tomorrow. You know? And here she is not even fucking... It's not even halfway through the
fucking day and she's just already wore it
the fuck off, excited as shit.
You know? Hyper.
She already wore that shit, man.
And she was like a boss
while she was going through it.
She fucking refused to sleep
for the first little bit.
She's fighting that.
She's standing there
falling over
fighting it.
Like, just fall asleep!
Yeah, she's the whole drive home
on her feet dozing but wouldn't go to sleep
got into the fucking spot
here at home just standing up wouldn't go to sleep so You little crazy ass. a little bit far Oh, Caroline is still not back? so so so so so I'm sure. Did she say she's going to the gym? See that on the mark legit got nothing man ain't shit to my name not even pumpkins like I did before
ain't shit to my name.
Some dead motherfuckers around there, zombies, someone's in front of me looting everything.
They definitely went up there.
I'm not going to waste my time.
This motherfucker... See what I was saying, Chad?
How like you just get spawned behind somebody and then there you go.
You are now waiting to catch up to start looting.
Nice hat, thanks man. Appreciate it bro.
It's a little bit rough.
I'm gonna loot this real quick. Might go here first before I go to Odondaga.
Guess I don't have anything.
Spandex leggings.
It's crazy.
Chata bar, peanuts
sandwich peanuts so so so Oh, piece of candy.
Oh look, piece of candy.
Oh, you're the motherfuckers who spawned in front of me huh bitches? Oh, sweet. Hello?
Fabio?
Hi!
Oh! hello!
Hey!
Whoa, there's a lot of you.
I don't think that's her.
I wanna get out in front of these guys No, that's not her voice. I got that voice locked in. I'll know when I hear it again. Now that I'm gonna be single where are my 1g hoes at? Application be sent to my DMs. Come on Summit, be my wingman!
Don't chicken block me.
Actually, are you okay?
We're doing the weird thing.
Doing the weird thing. Doing a weird thing.
Remember I told you about that? I appreciate it, Ashley. I'm a bad wingman. Yeah, yeah I am.
In a small town on the east side, zombies can drop special items to help you get better perks.
Try picking up some glasses to help squint less smile Gotham.
Such a dumbass baker thanks for the donut appreciate that Oh, there's never shit up here without telling you. Nice colors on that sweater, huh? mm-hmm so so Yeah, someone got chopped up there.
That's a chop-up chip going around.
It has his feet right there I'm not being weird. I'm trying to find love. I enjoy action
Curtis
Chewy sounds.
Thank you, Ashen Man.
Yeah, listen, Ashen Man... I don't think Twitch is the place to find love really.
But be honest. It's a place to find love, really.
I'll be honest. I don't think so, really. Man, I'm ruining my runes today. Uh,
Hut said that server's gonna be up this weekend, yo.
MS Server. So lots server is going to be up this weekend yo
and that's her so lots of the mosque coming out lotion uh oh Thank you. I think we should go.
What are those two people that make some noise at each other? I'm going the wrong way, actually. okay
what's good sam what's good lance how you doing brother i'm chilling man I love... There's someone left out there. oh yeah so Hmm. so Hmph! Have you seen my huskies yet? It's been about a week and my friend sent his husky to look
my huskies and they never came back. I hope nothing happened.
Ryan, you're such a doofus.
He's talking about me killing wolves on the mosque.
... on the mask.
Never really been able to donate but here you go dude thanks for all the entertainment
you bring to me and everybody else.
Peace and health bro! so hmm so so so so Thanks for the fucking dono, brother.
I appreciate you, man.
Thank you so much for the 50 bones, sir.
You're such a genius.
Thank you for the donut. Who knew? Who knew, Husky Trainer? Yo, J Wild James
thank you sir. I appreciate the 50 bones
dude. He said never been able to donate
but here you go dude. Thanks for all the entertainment you bring
to me and everybody else. Peace and health bro.
Thank you so much bro. I appreciate ya man.
Think I stopped doing it today too, man. Pretty sure by far I stopped doing it today.
So thank you so much for that. Hold on a second. Sorry.
Thank you so much baby.
How are you looking right now, man?
Well, I died a little while ago but I'm kinda working my way back up.
Caroline distracted me...
Nah, I'm kidding.
Yeah, I died like a long ass time ago so God fucking be with me.
Man, I think she's distracting me with the goodness and bringing me some food.
My mom brought me some food though.
Come on, eat a little bit though. 30 minutes.
What did you get to eat man?
I took a bite of your food.
Ah!
What's that?
What did you get to eat?
She just being mad at him. Well, I'm gonna eat it in like 30 minutes because
I don't want to eat right now but
It's a chicken shawarma
Okay
I should have been more clear about my appreh applications before a bunch of guys started yelling me.
You must not have many female viewers coming to you.
I think we're mostly dudes.
Want my sandwiches.
There's definitely some dudettes in the channel, though.
You know what I mean?
But you know what, man?
I think we're just gonna...
Yeah. we're all on the same plane. Okay? Actually man stop being a freaking...
Like I said bro
Go find- go to your local bar man
Alright you freaking doofus Go find local love Go to your local bar, man.
Go find local love.
Alright I'm at um uh ron h-u-r-o-n or some
oh what's the road there There. Sorry, say again? I apologize.
You're good.
Who Ron?
Yeah exactly that one. Ron? Ron? Yeah, exactly. That one
Yep
I'm at Mohawk
Yeah, I'm on Mohawk. Is that a 4? Yeah, I'm on...
Let's see.
You are Haran right? So you're north
center. Mohawk is east
center. Well yeah kind of like that like the center
So we can both head toward odondaga and eventually you can meet up with each other
Something like that
Abobadaga
down Let me move this town Abobadaga. Abobadaga, so I said. I'm down.
Now let me loot this town and then I'll start heading there if I know where the fuck I'm going.
Yeah, I got some pumpkins in this town bro.
Fuck! There's somebody already here bro. Everything is already taken.
I know dude, I had to go behind someone else too. It sucks.
It fucking sucks!
I was watching something completely off topic, and it's pretty interesting to me
I was watching a guy beat...
What are those Agent 47 games called again?
Pimp What are those Agent 47 games called again? Hitman.
I was watching him beat Hitman without anybody even laying eyes on him.
That's pretty cool. How the fuck is that even possible? even laying eyes on him.
That's pretty cool.
What?
How the fuck is that even possible?
I don't know.
It was cool though.
Nobody even seen him?
Not a single character
lays eyes on him
in the run.
Well, I mean,
I don't know if it's a run, but
he just like... Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's crazy though.
I don't know if he's trying to speed
that motion or not.
Pretty cool!
I thought it was pretty cool. It made me think to myself, Noddy would never be able
to do this. Really? That's what you thought to yourself?
As soon as you saw that you said,......Nadi's not able to do it.
First off...
Well I have you know, I can do whatever the fuck I set my mind to bitch.
Yeah which is not many things apparently. mind too bitch
yeah which is not many things apparently what
what because that's supposed to mean nothing man
someone be murdering zombies I'm gonna be lagging on zombies. Yeah, same bro everything's fucking like...
All the zombies are dead.
Oh what's up man?
Yeah I'm friendly!
You know most rain sounds in video games and media is actually the sound of frying meat not actual rain.
What the fuck?! sound of frying meat not actual rain
yeah i put my mind to beating your ass and undisputed.
What about that?
I've broken it down he's in here. That's my mag looking like damaged. uh uh I'm gonna just leave it. I don't know what the best way to do this is. crossbow.
Bring back the Taco Bell song?
Or, uh... thing. I don't think I took it away.
Alright, BSL9. You have Dems next to the sub man. Curvy, thanks for the sub man.
Appreciate you guys. WhatisRage, thanks for the reset.
Yo, um...
Did you know most rain sounds in video
games and media is actually the sound of
RTE? I don't believe you let's say that
i don't believe you because i don't think it'd be hard to walk outside and record rain Maybe we can plant somewhere there and make this rainwater. Maybe it depends on where they are, maybe it doesn't rain all the time.
Wait! He did go down here! Holy shit! We were like about the same areas in
it must have been in the house Howdy. Yo, yo.
I think it's across on where we're going. Oh. I'm leaving now, I'm leaving now. I'm going to go back and get my stuff.
I'll be right back.
I'm not going to do that.
I don't want to waste time.
I'm just going to go back and get my stuff.
I'm going to go back and get my stuff.
I'm going to go back and get my stuff.
I'm going to go back and get my stuff.
I'm going to go back and get my stuff.
I'm going to go back and get my stuff.
I'm going to go back and get my stuff.
I'm going to go back and get my stuff. I'm going to go back and get my stuff. I'm going Mohawk.
I've seen all this shit, man. Didn't they come into this one?
Yeah, let's go to... Yeah, I'm going to Obobudaga.
Alright that's right, I went to Mohawk first and now I'm going to Oboba. so so so so I've recognized the game!
Oh, shit. Stop getting so excited about it, bro.
Okay, cool. I'm getting so excited about her, okay?
Oh my gosh!
You're more excited to talk to them I'm not you, bro.
I'm a small-time guy.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, it's cool to me.
It's not cool to me at all dude, actually.
Yeah you don't even care. All right, dudes.
A little bit of drink.
I'm gonna go get some water. Alright dudes.
A little bit of drank, okay
Nothing really here this time
This is not really incredible. Hmm. You should play with Landmark, he needs a Sherpa. Someone was telling me that you wanted to play solo today. We're definitely just right on someone's trail. There he is.
I mean, the answer...
Dude, what you should really be thinking about is statistically
how many people would be pooping right this second.
We'll watch the stream. so I might just go to Dammit Enchant.
To be honest, try getting this gas.
Might just do it. not be friendly today? Please, pretty please.
AHHHHHH!
AHHH! You think I'm friendly going to be friendly. Okay. Alright.
I mean, what I gotta start doing is just like
Doing my normal runs but then calling out at the very beginning this
is my bandit run. You know what I mean? And staying true to that. It's just so hard bros!
As soon as I hear someone talking and shit bro, I get a fucking i hear their you know their voice all of a sudden man they're
a human being on the other side of that fucking character uh I thought you were so sick.
You thought you had it.
Trying to panic-shyke me. so I don't have a goddamn battery for my flashlight yet.
Holy...
I don't got shit either, bro.
I've been behind somebody this whole fucker's life.
I was too, and then I just started rolling when I'm fucking through the loot.
Oh fuck. and i'm too good for that all right man all right man listen i feel you Oh, Rose.
Always check that one.
No bullets though.
One of my favorite houses to loot for a random dead unicorn.
I'm gonna hand out more lessons.
Maybe take this just in case...
I appreciate that. You're right! You're not wrong!
You know what? Just...you're not wrong.
I gotta start murdering so so so I'm not following someone anymore, I'm running into more zombies.
Gotta find more stuff...
Oh! Another PK? Bullet maybe? Hopefully.
Bring it just in case too...
No bullet.
Damage, think mine's better. Pristine.
Shit that ends locked doors.
Hmph! I'm gonna go to the bathroom. Summit out-key like Batman vs Superman. They open their mouth and summit's like oh shit, you're a person too? shoot him in the eye
listen need not worry fellow viewers okay i will have a murdering spree i i have an inner side of me in daisy that can come out
sometimes to be murdered all right so just chill!
We'll see if we can fucking do it. I used to do it easier.
Now,
It's more difficult.
I have a heart and shit.
I don't like it.
Okay. so I said might as well be a priest, but the second you get ammo it's game time.
Ha ha ha!
Christ, G-Mo, son.
You get a shotgun and uh...
Listen. I got this.
I just need some 7.62 bullets, we'll pop some people from a distance they'll never know what hit
them you may have the hearts but they have your skull so Listen, I'll collect some skulls.
Alright?
Don't you freaking worry.
You wanna see me kill people and shit, it's more fun.
See you don't like friendly man summit, you like-you like bandit summit. I'm not going to do that. Sykes, imagine they're a dev in a game that pisses you off.
You pull the trigger.
You go into the dark tonight.
Thumbetwino, you have a big heart bigger What the fuck did you say?
I hate this fucking...
I don't really like the rider jackets.
Okay. so 12 gauge buckshot. Let me find...
Let me set this stuff up too. I don't want any of my shit
so that it's kind of annoying.
... I'm double arrowing business. I am heading to Abobadaga now.
Are you there?
I'm hearing Abobadaga.
Alright, loot up.
I'm on a boba dog. Alright, loot up. I'm on the way.
You got that head off? That's a lot! oh uh uh Oh, shit.
Bro, stop!
At least I didn't take any fucking cuts there. It's nice.
My fucking jacket is just all beat up, my pants are just all fucking beat up. beat up zombies in this game are quite the annoying dudes I'm telling you, nobody looks up on those and there's never anything out there anyway. Not a
I'll take that shit then
Anything to repair?
Badly, rush is damaged
Enough to save me maybe oh okay okay i mean listen three bullets I can't think of what I want to do that Auctions, yeah. So, just normal I don't have a lot of bullets, Jack. let's check three shots and we have enough here so This isn't you, is it? In a bodoga with two people next to you. You have a friend now?
No no no no. I'm in some industrial place and about to look at the sign that
tells me how far I am from Abu Badaga. I am 0.7 miles away.
Might ditch these people I'm with to fire station. so don't know where I'll see him. He's already splayed on my headshot, and it does nothing. so so so so I can't hit these shots. He doesn't even see me still.
I gotta hit these shots, I'm scared of that thing.
What did he do? I'm gonna have to shoot them in the head. I don't think. No, man!
Come on!
Dude, I was so fast on looting that shit too.
I was about to get up.
Jesus Christ, man!
I just fucking popped him. How is there someone else there?
Dude, I was gonna hit and run so bad-
dude, I was fucking looting hella fast.
I was literally about to leave.
There's no way... how is there another fucking guy
that had to have been a different dude right
that dude didn't even look like he fucking knew there was opposition around.
He had a sporter.
I don't think a sporter sounds like that.
Bro, listen.
I'm gonna say something right now.
We are killing everybody inside on this server, okay? Did you just die?
Yeah.
I'm no longer making teammates, okay?
I'm here to kill everybody.
Understood.
I'm not playing all along, I'll be honest.
I'm not doing that shit anymore
That's fucking crazy what just happened right?
What the fuck did happen?
Bro I killed a guy and looted him for like two seconds
And somebody else is already there to shoot me bro
I'm pretty sure he was a solo too.
It took somebody all but two seconds to show up and shoot me inside of that.
Dude, I was fast as the fuck out of him too.
I just showed up at a fucking...
I'm completely over even thinking about people living right now.
I will kill everybody on my screen.
Kill everybody that we see? Fuck it.
Do you know if your close back to this place or...
Yeah, might be closer.
No spawn point's closer, by the way.
Okay.
Fucking stupid, bro.
I'm probably gonna end up dying to the person that just killed you, because I don't have no weapons.
How's there going to be a guy like a fucking right there dude? Oh, this is fucking annoying. annoying annoying dude so so This guy just dips out on this one.
Might still be a loot here. Not sure.
If I go into two buildings and there's nothing,
then I'll continue.
Nice dude.
Index bottle is decent. Dude look My rags are no longer disinfected because those zombies hit me twice.
Bro what the fuck is a stupid game?
Stupid as hell man.
My shirt's not ruined right so how the fuck are they just going right through it?
Hitting the rags.
Like what?
No! No! I'm just gonna... You just wanna die, huh?
I sure do. Why you fighting back, young doofus?
Shhh Mountain Man, next to the five gift doves, brother. I appreciate you, dude. You're welcome guys to the squad. Hope you guys enjoy yourselves here, dudes.
Thank you, thank you, thank you for the support.
I'm assuming his shit's no longer
gonna do this. That's stupid, bro.
Actually dumb.
Let's get this here so I'm going to try and get a little bit of time for you guys.
Try again soon, thanks so much
brother. Welcome.
You're one of the ones that got subbed right? Yeah, yeah, I see you. Thrive, not feeling well but I got someone streamed to help me feel better. Hope all's
well brother. Yeah, all is okay. All is okay. Thank you so much bro.
I appreciate you man. Hope you start to feel better Thrive. Thanks for the 60. You know
you don't gotta be giving 60 you big doofus appreciate you though much love one focus Do-do-doo. Might as well see what fucking side of him, huh?
Yeah, spawned a huron.
I mean, I can make my way to you if you'd like.
Just keep doing your play there.
You'll be able to go for a little bit and just a few people then kill them all.
Yeah, I'm looking for stuff and everything's a few people there. You can kill them all.
Yeah, I'm looking for stuff and everything is fucking looted.
Got no guns or nothing.
Yeah, I know.
Yeah, I know my hands are bloody
from what you're seeing right now.
That's why I took his rags.
Okay. That's why I took his rags. so This ain't gonna have shit bro, this guy already ran through here. This guy 100% already ran through this bitch.
We're just gonna keep going.
Yeah, we're such a funnel.
Brazil! Brazil!
What's that? Brazil, Brazil. 30 seconds.
Brazil! Haha uh-huh I'm gonna go.
Who do you think's up our aisles?
Get my bucket, and uh... Dude dude i haven't seen the passage in so long so so I'm gonna look at this guy. so I'm not around, I don't know. I'm okay. It was a long time ago.
That's a complete scale. so I'm going to have to go. wow uh I love how you guys just sneak into areas that's not possible to sneak into.
Yeah, we're just doing it.
Man, good times. Good times man. One of my favorites.
Listen to chat.
RPs are very, very close. I want you to know that for all you RP guys.
It's very, very close.
Very, very close! Uh... don't come to El Bovadaquo.
I'll go there after a little bit.
It's an open game bro.
Some of the dumbest shit.
Wait a minute...
There are a lot of people That's what I'm saying
You gotta get at least A pistol or something You got it? I only had a goddamn melee weapon, man.
You gotta get at least a pistol or something.
You done?
I'm dead.
Alright.
Should be closer to each other now that I've died.
Uh... Close this mini-town real quick. done to let you know you are appreciated
i swear i swear your daisy fucking zombie AI
is such dog shit, it's
killing my fucking heart, alright?
Holy!
Sorry.
Thank you, Frost. Appreciate the dinner, bro.
Much love. Thanks for the first donut! I'll take that shit.
I'm glad now you like watching this stream
I'm glad you laugh at it. Hopefully
You're okay with me yelling at the game and shit
Cause I do that.
Appreciate it, man.. so. So The fucking zombies are a joke, bro. Their movement tech is a fucking joke, how they aggro you's a fucking joke...
They bounce their agro back and forth based off of nothing from people
to people, you know what I'm saying?
And then their one or two fucking hits
is destroying your fucking shirt
your fucking pants and giving you a bleed
it's just like bro, how fucking strong do you want these stupid asses
ya know?
Screamer zombie bringing them all together
I honestly hate it.
Oh, hello.
Christine Mark 2 mag.
Okay. Yes, I'm getting a little bit fucking annoyed.
People know motorcycle helmet guys are fucking bad guys, right? man the streamer zombie bro
I'm a firm believer that
that's the stupidest addition to the
game firm believer i'll never
fall back on that
i'm gonna be honest It's just the dumbest addition to the fucking game. Fuck, that's my phone. uh Man, we're not getting fucking Jack Diddley right now.
We're getting Jack Diddley!
Because it's all been fucking looted by some guy in front of me man!
That's what going on here!
Ayayai! We need to go
to the mosque after this playthrough, after this
life. This is fucking murdering my
heart and soul just going one direction behind
somebody looting everything. You know what I mean?
It's my fucking hurt in my heart and soul.
Main ESO for a month.
Elder Scrolls Online, I did like that game! so All right. so so so so Let's go there. Zombie is dead here.
Someone's here. Like I said,
I'm just trailing behind somebody the whole fucking
way so chances are we're
gonna get to this guy and he's gonna have fuckin' loot
and we're gonna be not having
fuckin' loot and it should be the pumpkin patch.
What the fuck?
What even is this, man?
Okay... what the hell what even is this What's up with, like, the old people having more strength and fucking health And shit like that? You know what I'm saying? Like, what's going with like the old people having more strength and health and shit like that you know what i'm saying like what's going on with that
you guys got some weird shit with all the people so so I'm just behind somebody who's taken all the food.
Should have gotten that chicken in the last area. all the food.
Should have gotten that chicken in the last area.
Ah, fire bunnies. that should fix itself.
If you just recently subbed or something.
I appreciate it.
Are you close to Huron?
I don't know, past the sign.
I'm running into Huron.
He's running toward there.
Just... the lay on the ground Let's look at our outfit now, dude. See what it looks like after fighting zombies.
Yeah sweet, dude. Good shirt. so I'm gonna go those so if I have two things, run them down.
You guys have to add more spawn points on this map.
Like, I can look at towns that don't even get fucking used.
Algonquin and Tusca-Pora are some shit nobody ever goes there dude.
Ontario's probably lowly fucking hit.
Cayuga is not even that fucking hit. You can add
more stuff around these areas
so I don't just have to walk behind
the guy the whole fucking
time where he's looting
everything, you know what I mean?
It's kind of like... where he's looting everything, you know what I mean?
It's kind of like a stroke of luck. That's all it comes down to. Like, yeah man, I guess I'll get lucky and see if I can loot at all based on my spawns alone.
If someone spawned three minutes ahead of me or not?
I just don't like it that he has that much sugar in him. You guys need more fucking signs around?
Telling you where to go? Shut the fuck up. that
as twitch i wish huh i wish I wish. It's a beta map, Doofus!
Well, I'm giving feedback, idiot!
Hello, I am Mystery Man. Unrelated
to the other guy but I am also looking for good love
advice. Do you have any summit?
AAAAAAAAHHHHH any summits
Mr. Man, you're a doofus. Thank you. Action. Stop it!
Thank you for the down-out.
I know it's you.
Ayayaya oh Zombies ain't dropping food, everybody's getting all the food in front of me. What do you want me to do game?
You wanna go hunt down
some fucking sheep?
I'm literally dealing with the
biggest weirdos I've ever seen in my life, bro.
Actual
weird people on this fucking game.
These robots are evil.
Are they?
Probably fucking bandits or some shit, though.
Nah, just weird people.
The way they talk and what they're doing is so weird.
It's like a weird old behavior. I'm sick of fighting zombies.
Yeah! I'm sick of fighting zombies.
Yay! I got one.
Oh my god, I forgot to eat that huh?
It's probably fucking worse. Yeah.
We're even by now dude who knew the fucking zombies would just ruin everything in your fucking chat
They don't drop shit themselves. so The plum was ruined, like it wasn't able to eat anymore. Couldn't eat anymore.
Yeah, hospital, yeah!
That gonna happen.
Welcome to fucking DayZ.
I feel like i get better loot pools on Chernarus. Oh, food.
Yeah, yeah.
We got something.
We must have finally took a different turn than that fuck. Okay. that
i'm by, uh... Cayuga.
What the fuck? You went all the way down to Cayuga!
I didn't go there. Like I said, I've been dealing with weirdos where I spawn in, this guy's hiding in a bush, turned up behind me while I was drinking water. We had fist fight and he just like seeing weird ass shit
And then we just fist fought and I bled out for some reason
While he was punching me Gotcha, gotcha.
Now I finally went a different direction.
That's where I died last time, actually.
I shot at snakes. Okay. so so so Hmm, I haven't found anything yet, huh?
Yeah finally there's loot
because I think like legit me and this guy have
finally gone different directions i know that like
i'm trolling when i say it but at the same time it's like for real
it's like finally there's loot now basically hmm hmm I'm gonna try this.
You might just be the fucking Camp Dan. I had a torch randomly.
Can't put that on with the motorcycle helmet?
No.
I'm still on red.
I just ate a whole thing of cat food!
That's not the greatest food, but how the fuck am I...
Dude, this server hun- like...
It's gotta be... it's gotta be uh...
Some sort of like change up on the food and water in this server or something.
I swear dude, it's going down faster than normal but maybe I'm tripping balls.
Have you ever camp Passage? Not sure if
it's worth doing. Uh...I know you have to wait there for a while.
I've never actually tried it, no.
What's going on, bro?
Wait, what?
Confused. what are you doing bro wait what confused
what hey i don't understand.
This is the... That's not covering my face though so... Oh, I have to change the bandana?
Oh is that a thing really? I didn't even know you could do that change the bandana? Oh, is that a thing really?
I didn't even know you could do that with bandanas.
So you can put it in your hands and change the way it's like folded or some shit?
I never had to do that before!
All you gotta do is put it on your head or put it on my face!
It does both!
Okay. face it does both
all right i'm in this town. I'm losing it.
Are you?
Yes sir.
I mean Odin Daga or Boba Daga again.
Oh, you're an Obobadaga.
Okay go up that big tower.
There's a bunch of gear up there.
What? Yeah, I left my
stuff up there. Up that big
tower? Yeah, the big tower.
Oh, really? Yeah, yeah, tower. Oh really?
Yeah yeah go all the way up top my stuff is up there
Guns?
Uh no guns
Food, backpack uh
Yeah a bunch of food. Stuff like that bro.
Okay. so yeah uh Did I do something that would cause all these zombies to just randomly aggro? What the fuck did I do there? okay I never see such a thing. so uh uh Bro, just...
Why are they non like non-stop
Just randomly roaming over here
And aggroing me
Like what the fuck is going on
Here
I'm not doing anything there's no
screamer zombies there's no extra noise like what
like what is this Yes!
It's just broken as fuck.
Those zombies should not have all been aggroed like that!
I don't even understand. There's an aggro there.
That doesn't, their aggro ranges don't even make sense.
There's not even a line of sight
that's happening right there.
There's aggro through the fucking walls.
To what sound?
How far away are they?
They're just randomly all...
Oh, my Lord.
Daisy, sometimes your game could really look like it's a 2024 game.
And sometimes it looks like it's a 2010 fucking game, you know?
I don't know how that's fucking possible, but you have managed to do it. It's un-fucking-believable, dude.
Like how shitty the AI is.
Okay. eyes One of them silent dudes, you know what I'm saying? One of them silent bros.
The opposite of a screener zombie. He sneaks up on ya and attacks you from behind.
They get on all fours like they're the fucking guy
from BloodSport who's doing flips and shit.
I don't need that. bloodsport he's doing flips and shit That's what it fucking looks like to me. uh Okay. so so Why is the number 2 server down? I don't know, they're having some problems today.
Probably because servers are overloaded or some shit man.
Couldn't handle both of them I don't know if he's just having extra issues. Nothing on my shoulders this whole time.
Let me get a gun. I'm sorry. All right, what?
Why won't that go on with this? I guess if my body's still there, maybe? Went out, around...
chased across back behind the store right?
Back here. oh so I'm going to damn.
Am I getting SKS or something?
Alright, this is stupid.
This is all stupid. Give me a fucking gun, man.
Come on now. Hmm.
Let's get back.
Ugh! uh uh Jesus.
He's everywhere, bro. It's a PBE server
You know what I mean? It's a PBE server
Ugh! oh hmm uh How did you guys get out? Is that back door not shut?
I hit it. I pressed that shit to shot did, but no, nope, nope! Of course not. uh I think i'm burning out a little bit on the days. Just a tad.
Oh, who knew a screamer zombie?
Who knew?
I can't find his way to get into a giant garage.
Bro, that just like... bro!
Their closing shit legit doesn't work barely redges half the fucking presses you do
What the fuck man?
I'm trying to piss me off daisy And then me hitting the wall there made me bleed. The game is really starting to showcase its old
and just to go through the sound a little bit, we've had to fuck with shit on every zombie in this city.
Oh, got ammo!
Yay, ammo for nothing.
Huh? hmm Alright. It's just gonna be shebang somehow or something, I don't know.
I think the town is going to get a little bit better. It's just gonna be shebanged somehow or something.
I don't know.
I don't think the town's been looted.
Stab vest, armory once again has nothing. Wow, man.
I'm sure there's just nothing on this map.
These don't have any spawns.
No one's looted this map.
Someone just ran through and looted this map. No one has been here. Someone just ran through and looted a police station, and that's it?
They didn't loot anything else? Holy turd shit.
I can tell that guy attacks me.
What are you here, buster? Who are you calling old? You're no spry yourself anymore. We all know 40 and 27 are the same number. Very close there. Very close there. Not that far off.
Thank you guys, appreciate it.
Listen your game showcases its old more than I do. Might as well get all the food we can.
Denim skirt and denim shorts.
Ah! Ooh, that is nice. Find a magnum or repeater now.
Fucking Zandra here.
Showed it back here, guaranteed sprite.
Oh!
This guy killed me from up here last time.
Ow! Ow! oh I don't even really need the tower that much, it's just kind of a piece of shit. I'm gonna use some food on the last one.
Oh, this is just nonsense! Nonsense, nonsense!
There's nothing anywhere man... in an unlooted town
unloaded Ugh.
I don't know what the fuck to do, man.
Apparently the skill gap right now is just... Can you go find some shit?
It's my favorite type of skill gap.
Okay. I think these hot dogs are done. uh ah um Oh, God. No! Oh, fuck that place. so I'm getting a red bull. incredible. so so... I'm going to do it now. The one time I want to go on a fucking bandit run,
I can't do it.
Because there ain't shit to lose. There There's no shit to loot!
There ain't no shit, man!
There's no things on this server to loot, man!
Do I have a battery? Okay, dude.
Oh wait, I have a headlamp. Yeah, man,
I'm gonna be honest, chat.
I think I'm going to damn for the SKS.
I don't know what to say.
This shit sucks!
Where the fuck is the loot?
You guys have plenty of zombies that
respawned?
Zombies seem
to have no problems respawning.
Okay, zombies seem to have no problems respawning
okay Oh my god, oh my god. It's just all horrible. A pipe dude, that's a spawn.
Thank goodness thank goodness best melee weapon in the game. Thank goodness this I'm gonna try to chill out. so Zombies even in here bro.
Got them covered! shit in her mansion climbing it you just now going to get that ship yeah i'm looting the whole fucking town. There's so much shit here bro.
Lol lol lol JK there ain't shit here!
Oh nevermind.
What do you have to say bro what the hell?!
You know why my shits up there?
I jumped off the fucking roof, okay?
Because you were like fuck this place right?
Yeah!
Bro...
I don't even have-
I was like that shit is useless bro.
I looted every building and I was like
There's nothing here so I just jumped out.
There's nothing.
There's no one here, there's nothing here. There's no one here? There's nothing here? How?!
Yeah, I don't know
Boba ass shitty ass down
Oh, I don't even see your loot brother. I don't know if it's still here.
All the way at this time. All the way up.
I am.
You're all the way up?
No wait, ladder 2.
Yeah yeah yeah I'm on the roof. Oh yeah, see that shit?
I literally just jumped around and threw myself off the top.
That's so funny.
Bruh, yeah cause this shit here is useless as fuck man.
I don't know what's going on with these kids.
I mean hey, where the place I'm at? What is it? Cayuga?
This shit's ass too bro.
I believe it.
I don't got shit anyways.
I fucking believe it.
I've got fucking nothing.
First item I've been able to fucking pull out of my inventory is a compass chat.
First item, I need to hotbar in this whole entire run
is a fucking compass.
That, I think.
Oh, it's a pickaxe. You right, you right.
We broke that shit.
How's this happening?
Ah... I hear a chicken come here so you jumped off yeah jump off so Alright.
We got something going on here.
We gotta compass.
Let's go south about fucking less, dude. Just get out of here bro.
Let's just get the fuck outta here.
A whole town, nobody else in it...
...just nothing but zombies.
Bro, I didn't want to stop eating the pumpkin! I was being lazy man...
His first hit, dude.
Bro.
Chat.
I've had enough.
I've had a fuckenuff.
You know?
Look, literally that one hit disinfected all my rags.
I've had enough!
Dude, what?!
... I disinfected all six of my rags, huh Daisy?
That one fucking zombie swipe. Is that what just happened there? Huh?
Bro, there's no fucking way.
This is pitiful, man.
That's pitiful.
Oh, fuck. That's pitiful. Ah, fuck.
Oh, here's another fucking zombie bro. Don't worry.
Fucking 17 thousandth zombie. Not a single
fucking weapon.
Your zombies are spawning incredible, dude. You guys
are fine on that front.
You're good.
You guys can totally get by with the zombies.
Now, if you could just have this similar fucking thing happen with some fucking
loot spawns...
I feel like I'm playing H1Z1 fucking survival right now, man.
I'm getting absolutely annoyed that there's no loot anywhere on the map.
Oh my, brother, so am I.
It's not called deadfall it's called dead-fucking-loot.
Ain't no loot on this
shit, bros.
No fucking loot on the whole fucking map.
It's crazy.
Bro, you should be finding more shotguns and
repeaters and fucking BKs and shit. They're nowhere to be
found in that entire town? Not one?
I found one BK
with one bullet. Badly damaged.
That's about it.
I've literally been losing a lot of my fights now, I swear, because I haven't had any fucking loot.
It's funneled as fuck, and loot spawns are probably bad as well. Just play in the mosque.
It's just a better map here.
I like this map, you know what I mean? But it's like bro, this is
yeah, you are 100% correct in the fact
that it is funneled as fuck
so if you even get behind anybody bro
you're not getting anything out of it, you know
I feel you on that dude.
This shit's a little bit wild.
Do you know how to make
a hand drill?
Like I feel like
I'm at a point in my run
where I should have
some sort of defense,
you know?
Hand drill is small stick and
a bark.
One small stick, one bark. Hand drill kill.
Alright.
So what I like to do is get two sticks if I can,
or just one stick and then two bark
so that you can use one bark for the
fucking flame and then you can use
one bark on a hand drill. Oh I got shit in got firewood and all that shit in there, bitch.
I just need a hand drill.
Apparently the lighter don't fucking work.
Is your...
What the fuck? That doesn't make sense.
Your lighter should work.
Don't worry. Is it damaged? Ruined? Nope, nope, nope.
Is it pristine condition? Doesn't make sense. Should work.
Does it work? This makes sense. Shit work. As I wonder.
Dude, no IJ?
No fucking... No fucking Shaka No IJ, no fucking shotgun with rubber slugs.
Hook your brother up man!
Do something! I wanna play the game with everyone else.
I don't need it right at the beginning, but fuck man, I've traveled!
I've gone a ways! You're gonna hit me with this shit?
At least it's pristine, I guess.
But it doesn't matter if the mag sucks.
I gotta find a good mag.
Bruh!
No bullets in it either!
No mag in it. A gas mask! I don't really need this right now.
I guess i can just wear it actually yeah let's go. Don't fuck with me.
Don't fuck with me.
Don't fuck with me. Oh man, this sucks.
This fucking sucks.
Ain't no loot to be had i'm in the dumps When are you going to give a Livonia try? I'm not really sure, man. To be honest.
I'm kind of worried that I'm not really going to like Livonia.
I don't think it's gonna have enough for me, I really want progression on a map
When i get to the point where we're just sitting around doing nothing
I'm like man this sucks you know what i'm saying
i want to like go do stuff maybe some progression
i think that's what i like about this map yeah it's annoying me that
i'm not getting as much loot as I want. Don't get me wrong but
at the end of the day
it's a lot quicker when it comes to
progression so you get it a lot faster
You can kind of like almost like
try to make it toage a few times throughout your
day.
And you're definitely not trying to make it to Lantia, you know what I mean?
A few times throughout your day, right?
Or A3.
It's like those are definitely build-up moments.
I mean, A3 maybe, yeah.
But it really depends on how well you're
playing.
Come on now, dude.
You guys gotta give me something here man. This is nonsense.
Oh my fucking lord, dude. You gotta be fucking kidding me.
This is my main jammer right now.
This- this is my main weapon at the moment.
Which is just because I can top load, or single-load it.
Ha! I'll tap you! Fucking watch it!
I swear if you don't have a mag...
Dude, chat! chat someone help me
what the is going on these guns ain't got no bullets An og with nothing of course
Lock in Summit.
You know what, I'm not mad about that one.
Lock in Summit...
Next to the Donout, Volgan. I appreciate you really.
What? I'm triple carry?! That's a load!
I'M NOT TRIPLE'D?!
Yes I am.
I'm gonna take the MP5 over the CZ, I think.
Fuck a CZ.
Honestly it's my least favorite pistol in the game. I'm gonna be honest with you.
I'm gonna be honest with you for a minute.
Least favorite pistol in the game. You know why?
Because honestly, uh...
Just size-wise the other pistols are more worth them. Cause like pistols end up just being zombie killers
So nobody wants a fucking zombie killer that's
the size of a fucking pot in your bag, you know what I mean?
Nah, I usually don't take PSO sites. I don't like PSO sites bro, to be honest with you.
I don't usually take AKs that hit long range shots.
I usually take AKs that mop motherfuck's in close medium range, you know?
So I like to have
iron sights or red dots on them.
Then I like to have a backup
sniper for the long range, you know what I mean?
That's kind of
my setup that I enjoy.
A full auto
of some sort.
You know, backed up by a long range sniper.
Watch him find an SKS or Mosin, didn't grab the scope. Well that scope doesn't go on the SKS or the Mosins so I'd be fine with that. It only goes on AKis. Which is why I mentioned Akis.
I gotta get Landmark fucking...
...Pryo on this server, bro.
I'm sure they would be okay with it, cause he's a big name, brings in a lot of viewers
You know what I'm saying? He's a good dude
Doesn't break any rules on purpose
None of that shit
I think Greenhouse should hook
Landmark up with a little bit of...
So he doesn't have to play Namosk all the time,
you can have a little changeup here and there.
Because I do think that Namosk is still pretty rough map for any player. Okay, if I die here,
I die here, boy. Sorry.
Yeah, Landmark...
Uh, I'm glad he's like a daisy!
I'm pretty excited to play with them,
I just don't...
I didn't want to play in the mosque all fucking day,
to be honest.
I wanted to try this map more first
because I had a good run on it yesterday.
Ooh that's a Dyson mag.
Okay interesting, interesting, interesting.
Very interesting! This shit got loot. I'm gonna start looting the
dam, Russ. I'm going to start looting the
dam.
Like at the top part of it.
Like damn don't mind getting that stuff!
Shit, don't mind getting that stuff she don't mind it's a dangerous area though very danger
ax in the middle of the fucking road. Not good, not good. AK bullets? Oh my god no no...
It's good to find ammo. It's talk to that TK once.
There's......some of work built here. so uh one bullet, one bullet.
I can't tell if my headlight's going on. There's no battery in it.
... All right, boys.
See if we can just get lucky, find an SKS, some stupid shit.
If we find another team down here, well,
we're fucking dead. We're just gonna have to assume no one's down here and just fucking mob through this bitch.
That's all we're going to do.
We're mobbing!
We're mobbing! We're robbing! We're mobbing. Nice find there.
Happy pen's a nice find.
Does the lighting go off every time that door opens? Is that the case there are like 10 guys down there.
Does the lighting go off every time that door opens, and I'm not understand what that means What are you trying to ask him confused, The lighting goes off.
Yeah, it's always weaponry down here.
Let me get some weapons or some ammo to... I could use a fucking MP5, man. Do I have any
2.9s? Wait, we have seven of them or some shit.
Mmm... mmm-mmm-mmmm...
Ah! No zombies is a good sign that no one's down here usually so take that for what it is good sign usually I don't know which direction I'm supposed to be heading
there's another filter though good filter too let's do this with this guy that was my last playthrough i don't know how to fix that backpack. Tetra skills? Window. Out the window.
Tetrass... never known. Never now.
Mostly here for the SKS. uh she made me think i left my mp5 though 87 months, you owe me 87 kisses. I'm gonna pass.
Of course, I gotta go after the guy from the first one.
And of course they made me bleed, dude.
Wouldn't have it any other fucking way, DayZ.
No other way, DayZ!
Hits me once? Ah yeah for sure he's bleeding.
For sure. How would he not?
They just got their nails done obviously.
Bro I fucking just used the bandage bro. Oh yeah.
This game, my chap, this game is a fucking game.
I'm gonna come out of this side, go to the right and push down here. um Okay, see if we can find a random SKS please. please 5.56 ammo?
You ogbag!
I don't think you can find those down here to be honest I can see something. I've never seen anything spawn up on top of these things, so I'm not really sure why the fuck I look.
Oh shit, Hersey's tissues! Okay okay okay...
It makes a little more sense now about us. I actually have those on deck already.
Expect them in the mail.
Thank you real...
I appreciate you being here for so long brother.
Much love.
Thank you for being here for fucking ever!
Yeah, just co-piling a little bit. Making sure we're good. How you looking right now?
Um... in the dam. The dark air
Oh! Just found an SKS, Please, it's badly fucking damaged bro.
It's got no bullets in it bro. Badly damaged, no fucking bullets!
Do you have any other guns?
I have an MP5
that is...
uh,
I can put it in my bag
for now.
No,
nothing with ammo.
I've got an AUG,
a fucking SGS
and a goddamn MP5 bro.
Believe me I said no fucking ammo on any one of them.
I mean take it back, I can single load the MP5.
Wow! Single loaded?
Yeah dude, single load a fucking badly damaged MP5 or like a damage one of those.
You got it man yeah that's gonna be amazing.
Just picked up a badly damaged fucking S-Cast, it's my favorite. I don't even know where the fuck I'm at anymore, to be honest.
I've just been running and Luke's just been garbage.
Just keep going town to town!
I just went back where I spawned at, that's crazy. It just means there are more people
playing more efficiently in the server
Nah, I don't think that's what that is.
I think loot
is just so fucking scary to know
the fuck it is right now.
... that's what i think Does your HUD just disappear randomly, bro? Press your console button. Your tilde key if it doesn't do anything.
Go into your options.
It's under the same thing you're gonna default to. Go into your options.
It's under the same thing you're gonna default to, game and then show HUD, disable it, apply
enable it, apply
Is that like...
Like Daisy bug
Oh, it's daisy?
Yeah, it's an alphabrake, come on, give me a break.
Oh, oh yeah, you've been alpha for fucking 75 years!
It's an alphabet I'd appreciate if'd stop talking shit out of it, okay?
Yeah yeah yeah
Nah that's kinda annoying
Fucking annoying as hell. 5.56 ammo, nice!
I can single-load my AUG now at least
Usually it's kind of like a little mini sniper
because its got some distance on it or or like a sight that's got a little bit of a zoom on it. ah so 45s i guess How you doing? so Thank you, Ellie.
Girl, I know you're bored right now but
like I said,
you are an injured
athlete, Ellie.
You know what I mean?
You can't just go out there and get back on the court.
You got to chill for a little bit.
This way. Okay. Dude, what's going on with all the patrol shit down here?
Just nonstop patrol shit.
You're supposed to turn the light on and off frequently.
You keep getting killed in the dam
because you are a fucking lighthouse.
Yes!
I know how to fucking live down here,
okay?
How did the appointment go know how to fucking live down here, okay? She got some...
We're waiting on some calls basically from
people that got
her... I took her and got her x-rays
basically, they were gonna send the
x-ray to somebody else to get a second opinion
but it might be
you little shit bag do's up might be uh
you know do get some surgery on the back of her legs
seems that both abilities are not doing incredible what's up So she can't swim. Huh?
If you could pick one streamer
that I sound like,
who do I sound like?
I don't know. Hmm...
The correct answer would be nobody, right?
Yeah man, I can't really pinpoint anybody so
maybe Mr K's RP voice
and your RP voice can sometimes sound similar
but not really.
Do I sound like Buddha
when I speak like normal?
The hell did you just whisper normal
the hell did you just whisper in my ear Hold on. I might be bugged. Or like them having lights, the zombies.
I think the zombies have their lights on. so so I'm confused.
Where's that light coming from.
This is the room that we did it in. uh uh uh Oh, I have a mag.
But it's pristine!
Okay.
I was like, bro, no way I don't have a fucking
mag for this shit
or did come with me
or anything.
Okay. I'm going to go back and do this shit. I just got some more.22s for it too. so I'll stop right here. uh Yeah!
I guess we can do something about this real quick. Fuck... I played CTs not too long ago.
I'll probably, I don't know when the next stint's gonna be for that to be honest.
I think I'm going to start taking a dive into rp pretty soon so we'll see There's something over there that's a light that's consistently a light. oh wow so so so so so much different keep that one, too?
They're just two clubs.
I don't remember which side I was at in this one. It's like, this lamp here that makes this...
I've never seen that.
There's the 1 inch- oh, that just insinuate, that just like insinuates that this is the first exit I think
Can't combine filters. All the entrances here have like gotcha I get a little worried if I don't hear a zombie. here zombie so. My man just didn't feel like screaming this time, I guess dude.
Must be fucking... must be...
Must be nice, dude. To not have that happen on the fuckin' outside!
I don't like any of these loot rooms. They're all bad.
All shit loot. these loot rooms they're all bad oh loot give me the sks room so so There's zombies. so Huh Black ass room. Oh I thought that was a player for a second there, really scary. uh so so so so so so so so so Thank you. so so uh uh
well there's no way. You're getting those effects through. I'm sorry. uh This is the Is this the run?
This Run The One?
No, fuck no it isn't.
We ain't got shit.
We ain't found shit!
We don't plan on finding shit uh Just watched baseballs like two days ago and yeah, it's better than all our current Star Wars stuff, bruh
Got them beat
You know one of my man...
One of my dudes in the current fuckin' TV show or something like that
Thinks Anakin Skywalker blew up a Death Star.
This guy said, didn't he? In all caps.
Extra, we will fight. Okay? You understand?
We will fight. That would have been having primes. That was probably not a good idea to do though.
Never know, just have to see.
Bro I just...
There just ain't shit down here, brother.
Ain't shit.
Okay? Oh my god, that's a jumpy. Okay. What the fuck is ever in here, man?
Is this a useless room?
Like what the fuck is ever in there?
Guess there ain't shit
in here either ever, so... Did Patrol Pants City, huh? so The co-p pile up some pets.
They really need to work on these loot tables, should it be this empty? Considering that I have gone down here all the way through by my fucking self
I don't personally think so it shouldn't be this fucking thing
should be the same for a group of people or if
people already came down here and looted but ain't no one been down here so so I have everything I need for passage except for bullets homie uh uh All right, bro.
You just have like empty map everywhere! What the hell's going on?
One SKS on this bitch?
The entire run? Oh, what's this?
Sorry. NFX 45... Oh sorry, an FX annoying as shit, bro. I'm gonna work on it.
I'll be right back. I'm gonna work on it.
That's the exit. so What a useless, useless fucking place again
i mean it wasn't useless don't get get me wrong. Gas filters... Got em, you know what i mean?
There we go honestly we could go through
passage now with everything that we have
We just need to get more ammo, better guns. so so Oh, a Desert Eagle.
Wait a second.
I have.557s.
You shut your bitch mouth, bro.
I'm not even gonna have my fucking MP5 loaded here.
Yeah, what are you tripping on really?
Chill. Oh, damaged mag though.
Hello?
What?
Wait, what?
Oh it has nowhere to go I might
Might just drop MP5 here hmm
i just dropped mp5 here I know. Let me bring you upstairs for a minute, huh?
Okay. We have a fucking gun dude.
Give it a thought.
Okay. Armor there. Gun guns on the floor.
Wait you saw guns on the floor looting a corner? There's loot in the corner.
What do ya think?
Let's look at it real quick.
Yeah, we at that.
Holy lay! Someone got stuff down here.
Shut up bro! You're lying!
... I don't even think I take these.
I have shotgun shells though.
One slug, that's it though.
The other playthrough had the shotgun. I have four in here though.
Badly damaged SKS has got to go for the damaged...
I think this. so It's a single shot.
Is this a double?
They're both single shots over the SKS.
It's badly damaged.
Oh, man. Deagle's best option for me right now. so so so All the slugs. Oh, there's logs.. I'm good then. so Chill, girl. Relax. What?
What?
What?
You getting bored? No, you've been sitting there for a while.
Come on, let's move. in there for a while. It legit sounds like someone in the distance
is just constantly pissing into an oil drum.
Yeah, I suppose it does... a little bit.
Damn.
Defender Warn damn defender worn plate damaged Got stuff down here. so All right, let's get out of here. Hopefully. so Which dam are you on, Sona?
Good question.
I feel like I'm at the west one, but I'm not sure.
You're next to the one on Onondaga? I think so. No no that's
over there close from south. I'm looking at the west one.
Mmm...
I'm still by Cayuga right now.
I got a map but this shit is so useless.
I don't know
I mean if you're buying onondaga, it should be fine. Oh, but it does look like it.
It's not that fucking far.
But apparently you're fucking across the map?
There is no way! You're not by
Onondaga?
I went into a bridge at Odendaga, so I think it spit me out somewhere else. I see. Are you out of there there like out of the dam um yeah i just walked down on the other side
god
oh it's gonna be a long journey..
. ice cast on keybind it's supposed to do doesn't have bullets in it
you want to go catch for a little bit
huh
what are you thinking
uh ali's got messed up legs so we're kind of just trying to baby her a little bit.
But she's getting bored with being babies so she's wanting more and more attention.
Why aren't you here then? want more and more attention. All right. Alright. I think we've given it enough time.
Hopefully no one's camping.
. so uh Oh, chill. okay relax Okay, I think we're gonna go to incubation. I can read this stupid thing. I'm pressed here a little bit. How fucking stupid, dude.. Yeah, I'm getting on the mosque.
We're getting on the mosque after this.
This is just so fucking stupid.
I've had enough of the stupid shit happening.
I've had enough.
It's time for some in the mosque Yeah. Yo, Summer?
Yeah? You busy right now?
I'm going to a bear.
Okay, never mind, sorry.
... so There goes the fucking patrol jacket completely done.
There goes my head torch completely done I'm gonna get you guys, I'll go get you okay? We're going to bring Ellie outside real quick. so so. so so. so so so so... so. so......... Sorry, Chad. Give me a second. I gotta eat some of this food real quick.
Trying to get a little bit of food in me so I feel a little better. Kind of like nauseous.
My days for the last week have been horrible... No way. so so so so so so so Oh, fuck the wagon. so so so Shit. Of course there's a zombie on the outside of the fucking fence. so No way it can scream. No way. uh uh
i think i'm okay so so so so so so so uh uh so so so uh okay so so I have no fucking idea what that's about, really. so I'm sorry. so so so. It's working now, so it's Gucci? Okay. Sorry about that.
Sorry to make you jump through loops and shit if you watch my stream man.. so so so so so so uh No one's here, there is no loot around.
Holy bros this whole game just have no loot!
This whole map is lootless!
What do you want me to do?
The hell you want me to do, man?
Useless shit. useless shit
the ship the shit so This whole thing has just been the worst looting session I've ever had in any fucking map.
It's just been fuckin' nowhere!
Do you think the loot is fucked because the server was messed up earlier? I don't know, brother. All I know is some shit...
This pacing is horrible for me right now dude. It's dude. I'm losing patience at the moment.
Losing
patience.
We're complaining nickels. I don't tell you to come back for that.
You can take that...you figure that answer out yourself now.
Not a babysitter.
Get you in on me. Make it really easy, I can just get rid of you
and get rid of me
instead of this toxic relationship i'm trying to have
I complain about video games just don't come to the channel. I'll tell you what, it's your own shit.
What's gonna be easier? Me changing the way I am for the fucking years of my life or you just going to hide something behind your head?
Let me know what you're doing. oh so This is boring. Hello?
I heard you hold your breath over there, brother.
Yeah, can hear you too brother doesn't mean
i want to talk though, I wanna kill you
There's not much profit in that dude
Yeah there's not much profit here either to be honest. You guys are both broke.
Uh, you're gonna get a repeater and a pair of binoculars.
Oh fuck!
I got food though.
What the fuck is going on bro?
I haven't been able to find a goddamn thing on this map.
There's no place around here man.
There ain't shit around.
Well considering we found no loot in the two buildings over here you must have something huh?
Nah I just got basic shit. I got a deagle
Oh damn
I'm not kidding there's a guy up on the hill in the trees
He's looking at us
That's a piece of bark.
That's a piece of bark.
A white piece of bark.
Alright.
We're chillin'.
I'm scared to look at this guy! I wanna see his face! I'm gonna get outta here. You guys, good luck.
Oh wait!
There's a guy up there!
He looked right at him.
Oh no... He's looking right at him. oh oh I don't see the point of stopping. Aaaaah! uh yeah
patient just have shit?
For two teams!
A duo and a solo ain't shit.
What the fuck is going on? It's gone, huh? so so For a map where like when you go through passage and you need to have like 90 plus bullets dude they sure don't really provide
the fuck's going on If a bear's up here, I'm dead. so so Check the barometer.
The barometer has like 20,000 miles. What did you say?
I said is everything all right over there
no i haven't found a goddamn thing still have a deagle's my best weapon
we got a shotgun with two bullets to it bk-13, that's about it man.
I just went and looted one of the best spots...
Ain't shit all the damn right?
Nah, I looted a dam then I went to incubation.
Ain't shit there either.
Nothing?
Two people that were claiming they didn't have anything in the last fight. People verbally convince me not to fight, but...
They're like, oh bro you're not gonna get anything out of this. We don't have shit.
Yeah we are bad at don't know how much.
I'll make sure that's going to be something.
Are we still killing everybody or something? Yeah, fuck yeah. I was just not really planning to do this. I heard my child was telling me. I need you to go out there and find those other shit.
This guy with me, he's talking a lot bro.
Do I smoke him?
How long have you guys been hanging?
He just showed up.
Oh man that's up to you then.
Am I murdering him?
Up to you brother. If you're in a good position you can.
I'm calm.
... so I'm going to use the metrics. Symmetrix.
Did all day Z find Ted Mags, but not the right weapon for it.
Bro, its craziness. I don't really even have a lot of ammo for anything You kill him?
I can't because like, I tried to get him to stop. He's just moving
Like he knows i'm gonna kill him. Yeah
So im following him until he goes to loot something.
Then, I'm going to fucking execute him.
He knows, bro.
I can tell the way he's running away.
He's a knower.
He's a knower. He's a ower, he's an ower! Okay. Stop, buddy. Okay? You're fine.
Okay. Good boy.
Parking's not that big of a deal here. so uh Okay dude.
Stream is a fucking knower, bro.
Cringe fucking stream sniper.
Was he? How do you know?
Yeah, I'm just saying.
He just turned on me and tried to kill me.
He killed me.
Randomly killed... Like, turned on you and killed you?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm stuck in fuck I literally hit him with my shotgun too but
his shotgun was stronger
i guess. And that was farther away
too. Bro, I literally hit him with my shotgun
Why didn't it not kill him?
Yeah... fucking cringe ass
strange sniping shit
bro, that's fucking dumb
He was cool with you at first and then yeah like he pulled up
So so I was sus because he found me in this other guy that was chilling with us all the time
That's like this guy was chill as fuck bro he literally gave me everything he had
right and he just found us randomly i need to shut up because were you the guys that i saw at
that town earlier and we're like oh yeah yeah, that's us.
That's us.
And then he just go, you want to team up?
Randomly.
All right, bro.
Like, yeah, sure.
I was planning on killing him.
I told it.
I told you I wanted to kill him.
He doesn't stop at any town to loot.
He goes, no, this is not industrial.
We're not going to loot this.
A zombie comes.
He turns around, pulls shotgun and just fucking blasts me, bro.
No shit.
100,000% of fucking nowhere bro like...
God that's lame as fuck dude
Uhhh
Well I guess I could find you quicker now.
That was far as fuck.
I have a fucking pump that's like...
Bad damage, but
I got the mag.
The gun and- there's basically
no way this thing spits more than two fucking bullets
before it jams, so you're lucky. I think I might have had two fucking bullets with my gems, but I'm super lucky.
I think I might have had fucking rubber bullets in my shit too, bro.
Yeah, probably.
It's not even about trusting randoms either. That whole situation right there was like...
Yeah it wasn't even like he was a random guy and like decided to kill me that
was just he just knew he knew i was gonna kill
him so he killed me before i killed
meeting this guy run like the most random route too, like just random back roads and shit. whatever bro okay so so chat. We're gonna use the deagle for now over that. But, uh... That's our backup weapon.
... so so You're cursed with those damaged mags.
Yeah, I know.
Badly damaged mag and a badly damaged gun? Or not a
damaged gun. That's crazy.
Like I said my AWP will be fucking
lucky to shoot like 5-10 bullets
before it jams. Lucky.
I call that a fuckin fucking miracle. One big kill or so back. Yeah, but it's just we've been looting for so long, we haven't really been getting too much for it.
A deagle for our troubles is pretty bad. We haven't really been getting too much for it.
Our deagle, for our troubles is pretty bad If we could get a weapon cleaning kit though
we'd be in a pretty damn good position
because this ump would go from being
kind of whatever weapon to
deadly a whatever weapon to uh you know uh deadly No, I'm not passing fast. so Yeah, Jacket. You're not wrong. The deagle can fuck people up if I catch someone off guard at a certain range and take my shots.
It ain't nothing to fuck with. so uh uh ah so uh so I'm going to go ahead and do that. let's do this one so I'm going to go through this entire thing. I know you guys are gonna say,, guys you should just double click it. The thing is that
I want them to go into a certain position in the bag rather than
my inventory. Where am I? I'm going to call it for the SKS, and we no longer have. To be fair, to be fair, the S-gas was badly damaged.
We couldn't really keep it.
Some slugs were shoddy I guess? yes
the uh I'm starting to go on autopilot too much.
I'm going to die.
That's a small one. uh It's more the mag than the gun, but... Can't get any more
shit
so so um come on so 45 45s. Decent start for this ump dude if I can get a fucking weapon repair kit. so Hot body on there so so so so so so Okay.
Getting some stuff, but not the greatest stuff right? But some stuff.
Okay, at least we got a different arm. I don't think he's gonna mount
too much, but...
Some suspects Some stuff's better than no stuff.
Couple of blocks of ammo, too.
I'm just worried about not having a weapon cleaning kit
because it's just going gonna fucking jam so quickly.
You know?
Is there any PvP in this game? See, I feel like that should never have to be asked.
But you're right, we're not... There's just no action going on around here bro
so it just feels like a fucking PvE game doesn't it?
There ain't shit goin' down. Going around.
I mean, incubation had two people? Three people? But um...
You know. They apparently were just not worth our fucking time.
Loot was. worth our fucking time I complain about nobody around,
I'm gonna get fucking headshot at it.
You know what I'm saying?
Oh, is that an ump mag? That's a fucking
ump mag bro. And it didn't look like it was badly damaged. Shut your mouth. Shut your mouth right now
Oh! That's pristine. That's pristine
That's fucking pristine!
Pristine and worn, we're in there!
Here's what I think though...
The second mag is going to be pretty fucking useless to me, so I'm gonna have to just...
Unless I ha- I only reload it if I absolutely have to, basically. Oh yeah dude. We're not struggling with that anymore. so Okay. There's no red. The red dot can't go on the...
The red dot I have on the Beagle doesn't go on the... My guy looks goofy with the glasses. I got a full auto out.
That actually won'll shoot without fucking
jamming.
Set up a full auto-op that will shoot without jamming.
Oh nice, good shot.
Good shit, man!
Thank you, sir. Getting lucky around there. Something came together.
You keep getting sick, bro! How is this possible? Every one of my fucking lives have just gotten sick.
Because you're like... it's just the food and water
is pretty much going to guarantee unless you can nip it in your
mouth. It's so scary I suppose. Trust me Rob, I've been kind of bitching about
a little bit today. Oh, you've been complaining?
I had someone that wasn't super happy with me complaining.
Wait... who was not happy when you complained to them?
I don't know. Some guy named Nicholas.
A random guy?
Nicholas. Nicholas. I'll guy? Nicholas, Nichols.
I'll probably just have him later.
Oh, I had some dickhead come into my stream though.
You want me to read what he said?
It's funny as fuck.
Chad, give me the copy-pasta real quick.
He said... Hold on. Yeah, he said hold on
Hold on Oh these guys are so fucking slow bro what the fuck man
oh he said cat where's summit chat where's summit just play the game
you want to be this dude made a wannabe mr chang after being
a long time viewer for publicity ask to play anomalisk
you played anomalous when he was brown come on! Yeah whatever, whatever.
NOMOLESS.
When he plays that fault you play that fault.
You join his discord every night to mooch off of him whenever- when he never asks you
to play the game.
This dude just nonstop is a lowlife wannabe.
Jesus!
That's crazy.
I'm gonna hate you.
Get right?
Cause none of that is even fucking true!
What is he yapping about, bitch?!
That shit's a little wild.
Little off the cuff a little bit. Little wild, little wild!
A little off the cuff,
a little bit...
Just a tiny bit off-cuff,
you know?
A TINY BIT OFF CUFF?!
Bitch, what do you mean
tiny bit?
Let me check...
Let's see here...
It's just a tiny bit
off the cuff dude.
You know?
This motherfucker It's a tiny bit off the code, dude. Just a mothafucka... bro
He's right, bruh. We never asked you to play it but you just kinda show up
Yeah yeah I don't do on Discord and you didn't tell me to buy this fucking game, bitch.
I don't even know why Naughty bought DayZ, bro.
Who the fuck told you about this game? You know, remember when I said oh uh...
Oh like I haven't been doing it this much because I don't want to intrude and shit?
And he said nah just get DayZ.
Yeah. Right? Yeah yeah. that not as good baby
yet
and I'm gonna go back.
No, I just put the rest of my bullets right there. That's it, that's all.
Awesome.
All right, I've gone to communications and I've gone to incubation.
Where do i go now to get extra gear?
Let me think actually, I might go off the beaten path a little bit here
let me see yeah you got it man i believe in you bro sure i'm down here.
There's really no off the path here prison has good loot do you guys know where i don't really know where prison is is that the one that's like Southwest across the river from the mine? I'm not looking at the map, it doesn't really say
prison very big anywhere there. To your left.
Down the left hill, this way?
Okay.
Let me find out where this is, though.
What direction it takes?
This is southwest.
This is going towards passage, bros.
This is passage. What are you guys tripping on?
It's definitely not just...
It's gotta be southwest.
Or southeast, I mean.
Nah you guys are tripping.
The fuck you guys talking about? What do you mean left down the hill?
That's like this only passage there.
Literally nothing else.
You guys smoking that good shit right now or what, man?
That real good shit?
Fucking ultra-good shit apparently. Take these 20 quarters and suck my fucking dick.
Oh, thank you.
Okay, thank you. Okay, thank you.
Yeah look bro
where the fuck do you think we're going there?
He's like yeah just go down that hill!
Don't worry it's just the most dangerous fucking tree set in the map
The road connects... communication leads to prison.
So what the fuck's that have to go with going down the left hill
towards passage? If this road connects it's southeast of Passage.
No, it's just fucking southeast
of where we're going now.
Just south-southeast.
So that's where prison is.
Trying to get a black clay there, I guess. so so Just want a little gun play.
I know we've been walking around for a long time, bro.
It would be really fucking sad if I got sniped right now or something, dude.
I think it's close enough to the river that we just go fucking
we just go east of the fucking river right now hit it
travel down south you should see it on my right hand side I'm gonna ride the inside. so so I just saw a person in all caps. so so Wait.
I've been here, right?
This is just not the one where you go up elevated. to up-elevate. There's one right now.
I think we lost you again.
Zombies spawn more than we can see. in the middle of the snow. so Ahhhh. If a bear comes at me right now, chat, I think I'm just gonna let it maul me.
Here's the thing man, it's like...
Am I going to try and dump dump fucking 30 rounds or 25
rounds of up into this guy and just have nothing left
really, or am I just gonna like let
this motherfucker maul me and leave
you know?
Play dead and shit.
Yeah. so I can really use a sniper of some sort. Something for distance, even if it's iron sights your bears out running a daisy yes
you can dodge it around a tree ironically enough
considering i used to say that that was my gonna be my real life strat
if ever ran into a bear dodging around the tree for a little while you know what i'm saying gas
them out maybe hit him with one one two you know obviously i would just
uh die on a tree but i used to make fun of i should tell chat i would survive by running around
a tree and chad was like man you stupid. Last time we played with Silent and Daisy
he survived the bear
by running around a motherfucking tree
I'm just saying! Just throwing it out there
Daisy's obviously got the shrap down
Maybe no one tried it in real life yet.
Just climbed the tree? Yeah!
You try that, brother.
Bears can climb trees at like a fucking stupid fast pace.
Like they could probably climb a tree faster than you can ride a bike, my man. so here it is right yeah this might be it or actually i think
this might be the spot before it on the map so so.. so... so so so ah uh I'm going to go with the mag.
Warn versus damaged. okay so
i'm not really sure where the fuck everyone is at on this map.
They all fucking god tier on this server and go to passage?
That's a mess... the passage Wait, I have fucking 22. God damn it dude. Why didn't I grab that box yet? so I'm actually over this run. It's just been so fucking boring, it's crazy.
It's just been so absolutely fucking mind- one, it's boring.
Let's get two Spook Charts.Charts. Hey, why don't we just keep running around like fucking idiots?
Alright! There we go.
If there's anyone here, they know we're here now. This isn't prison, right? Isn't the prison like more south i think I'm so proud of having these really, really fucked up ones. Shh. It should be this way. Or something.
It's just south.
Southwest a little bit.
This way.
No quad kills tonight?
Bro, we can't even... We haven't gotten
a single fucking kill today.
I'm blaming others though! These motherfuckers aren't anywhere.
I don't even know what the fuck I'm supposed to do.
Dudes are not playing the map.
They sure will take all of the beginning loot, though.
I'll tell you that much. They'll take all all the beginning loot though, I'll tell you that much.
They'll take all of the beginning fucking loot!
Then you see nobody, it's a ghost town here.
Well, I mean, I might eat a fucking bullet in a second from my fucking apartment.
From my troubles with it.
Apartment's gonna have to make-
Ooh! Oh that scared me.
Is there a guy?
That's a tree.
Ahhhh... That's a tree. You know, you have fuckin' three days
from now though, you keep waitin'.
Okay? Motherfucker. You keep fucking waiting. Okay, motherfucker?
You keep fucking waiting. Where the fuck
was this thing, man?
Oh, it feels terrible out here. I don't have a long range so it's like...
I don't see myself winning any of these fucking fights in the forest. All right.
I can put that on this. I I All right, so have we started?
You getting back on the same place there?
Yeah.
We kinda have to.
What do you mean?
You won't be able to go to another one, that's sound of a mask.
Hey what?
You wouldn't be able
to switch to the other server
is what I'm saying.
Why?
Because it's... you can only press play in that strat we use on the server
that you last successfully connected to.
Yeah, okay.
So you would have to go do the whole fucking thing we do it the other way where we just like oh
Go now from them from the fucking launcher
No, I've been on this team what come on baby. I've been on deadfall
just get oh yeah yeah I understand what you're saying.
Two player kills? I don't think this is accurate,
I don't think i've killed that many infected and I don't think
I've been alive for 10 hours Thank you. septic's pretty shit about it
when you get in prison it's up the hill behind a big rock face. duped ammo i think Throw up your rock face. Ummm, yeah here's a rock face
Oh it's Rock Fist I think actually.
Yeah! You guys remember that Sun Man movie?
Sun Man 4?
1000 foot something song... Dope ass song. Your best song.
Thousand Foot Crutch
there it is.
Alright, dude.
Are we gonna see fucking players?
Dude,
everybody's gotta be struggling.
Or doing really fucking well. One of the two i mean i haven't seen anybody in the mid-tier areas okay This is Dude, what the fucking stupid
rock face is this? Why is there an extra one?
Maybe you can't get on this is this passage wall
no would be past as well maybe it would be i don't think so though so so I'm just gonna get sniped from this fucking windows, bro.
My life's gonna be incompleted.
And then I don't know what I'm i'm gonna do go for a long stretch
i made it man not a single zombie. Tons of windows.
There's a zombie. so so so so so so just a no z no more like just fucking c no nothing else. There's just Zeds everywhere.
I don't know if I've killed someone in this run.
I don't think so.
I don't think so.
Boring ass run, not finding anybody.
I'll find somebody when I'm fucking nonchalant
Just thinking I'm not finding anybody then somebody will just be there
You know? That's how it goes
That's how it goes. That's how it goes, Sam.
Exactly. so so Probably get that, be a little bit better off damn bro badly damaged the one
thing i get the number of views
just taking the electrical Oh shit.
Get in here, brother. Oh shit. Oh man.
They're building universal fucking zombies.
... I should grab that fucking... what's it called, actually?
No teammates this round. I have a buddy that's rolling around, but we're trying to both get started. Sounds like there's a shitload of them stuck. so uh Oh. Does he just feel like showing up around the corner?
He just does?
What the fuck?
I don't know what's going on here. What the fuck My fucking Oh, my fucking lord.
This is insane dude.
Why do you can't even make it into the fucking room, dude?
Olé! Fucking A. today You think people actually got that Universal Soldier joke.
JKJK have fun!
Heh, probably not...
Thank you for the downer. Bravo, Kelso!
You need a knot right now.
It's really bad they don't know and then, yeah listen. Hells? Hella scandal uh...
No care GG? What the fuck are you talking about? That's what it is.
Hello, scandals no career GG that's
what this is You're tweaked for being even in here? Are you talking about like the prison?
That's right. You don't think I should be late linear, and it has a black plate pretty good play
you're fine right now all right chill out a little bit man i don't even know
what you're trying to say brother
oh you're saying chats tweet
all right everyone chill everyone show it's not tweaking yet i'll tell you guys this sometimes He's been following you in game?
Brother man, no he is not. I would murder him already
if he was. so Yeah, prison sucks bro. This place is kinda eh. I'm more like kinda like...
Kinda like eh on seeing nobody though on the run.
Kinda weirded out on it.
For a black plate... Oh, there it is a reason to show up who knew expedition best of us invest a little for a very study yeah oh yeah Check the top of silo.
Mosen spawns at the top of silo, this?
Fuck, I'm down.
If I die though, want you to know? Your fault
we'll never do this again. This will be the only time I ever do is if I die doing it
There's something.
I say we get rid of the scout, I say we get rid of the auger right now. plate carrier is better
don't you fucking lie to me, bro.
Grab my hand... My gloves are ruined.
Plate is better.
Nah, bullshit!
This isn't the most black plate.
Really? It's really what is this just equivalent to like a press fest. Is that what it is? Gotcha.
Okay, it's just like a better looking press rest.
Well even better
got this guy. No don't
It looks badly damaged as oh my god
badly damaged doesn't have a long range sight
oh goodness gracious Oh, goodness fucking gracious.
Um... And I'm single a little bit.
The good news is
I don't think it's
uh...
Just can't find a fucking good sniper to save my life, huh?
Yo, gunshot. Sorry, El Lagos. I hate you. I hate you by the way.
I didn't fall for it though but I do hate you.
It's a bolt action you're chilling at.
Isn't the expedition vest
The plate carrier that spawns with maker
Endgame
That whole endgame loot is called
Expedition
High insulation High insulation, high
installation though
installation seems the same
Yeah right right? Right? Tornados.
We'll go up the plate.
I say we leave. If we have enough uh out of this place damn definitely catch some people riding dirty.
I might go camp, incubation or camp uh my camp communications since it's just a little bit north so so Bro, you can get up here.
Yo, this shit's overpowered!
Chat?
You can get up on these rocks!
You don't have the patience, Kent?
Yeah, maybe.
You might be right.
You might be right.
Do people come prison
should I camp prison
or is it not worth our time, you think, Chad?
What do you think?
What are you thinking? so so Should I go down there, maybe?
Will I be able to get down after that?
I think so.
Daffy, you think? No bottle in there. so. so Can't pass this for better gear?
I don't care about the gear right now, bro.
I just wanna fucking kill somebody at this point.
We've been so long without PvP that
I'm failing as a streamer
at this point, you know what I'm saying?
... Some, you got that gear fear on the Namal's character?
Oh, you fucking know it bro.. so so. I'm going to go ahead and start the game.
This actually might be the play through where instead of going straight for passage i hunt behind um
i hunt on this side a little bit more first camp some spots snipe some people up hopefully.
Yeah, I agree with you brother. I agree with you.
I don't like going for this long of a time
without giving you guys much content
but at the end of the day dude
DayZ is either gonna give it or not
and its not really up to me sometimes you know what i mean
you s sometimes you just don't happen to have good timing on
on being at pois with other groups
then again we had an opportunity to kill those guys but
it was just
six deagle shots
they have a repeater, right?
All it would take is one fucking bad peek there
in that small corridor for a repeater to smack me
and I'm fucking dead.
You know what I'm saying?
It's just...
Wasn't a comfortable fight basically
i thought of shotgun sure but with the deagle i'd have to be shooting such accurate
shots I'm going to go ahead and get this rock.
Is it too obvious? You think, on this rock? I wish I could third-person check myself out like
I do in Star Citizen.
Just be like, yeah let's see how camouflaged we are
right here, you know?
Think it says too obvious. Okay.
What's the best way to do this, then?
Maybe just from behind it? Just peeking behind it like this.
Oh, bro, maybe down here.
Can I get back up?
It seems like I can.
I'm floating now, bro.
Actually floating.
Something like this, maybe?
Oh, these dudes are trying to peek me from this side.
That would just be a fucking nutty shot.
I'm surprised more people don't come prison. It's really not too bad a loot, it was pretty decent.
I might start throwing it into a normal rotation.
I'm at the Prison right now, Noddy. Which is west of
the mine which is west
of Ontario so it's like the southern part of that
by Cayuga
Okay, I am in
Cayuga You're not too far. You're just straight east of me.
Probably straight that way across the river.
We should link up a little bit.
Haven't seen you in four and half hours.
Yeah, camping... uh camping prison right now
you're camping prison yeah but i haven't killed anybody
oh shit you one of those camera i've been Pee-Dee Godzilla today and nothing else.
Want me to lower the voice?
Okay!
I got some possible shots. What's up brother man?
Yeah brother?
Shots first, alright go ahead
Let's throw in a... let's throw in a...
Yeah yeah good boy uh...
has been on this national Oh, you think they got attacked by a bear? I'm going to go ahead and get a little bit of water. There is a bear that roams down here. I think, I remember Silent telling me. I'll go a little bit wide by it. so. oh Huh. huh so so so so Again, I'm going to go a little bit wide right here. Alright. so so I'll just move that a bit now. so It's going to be tough
To find him in all this
Oh no
That doesn't bear me
It's gonna be real tough
To find him
But yeah I'll catch you now bear me it's gonna be real tough to find them but you know i catch enough
kind of like needle in a haystack
a bit Okay. What are you shooting at? so This is dangerous, they might die doing this.
Just cutting down, don't know if I'm in front or behind them, order the direction that he's traveling.
Heel and hay ASAC shit again. so hmm Hmm. Huh!
Yeah, fuck it man. Maybe they go there so so I'm going to be near these rocks.
Sniping on him? I don't know.
Just hopefully we see him before he sees us.
Let's fucking hope
I'm dead
If we see him at all. You. You. Subtitles by the Amara.org community My bad for missing that, bro. I appreciate you. You got scared, son of a... Shut up! No, I didn't.
Take it back. Chat.
I'm annoyed. Should I go to prison?
I'm gonna assume we passed him, And then, we're going to go back to prison. That's what we're assuming right now.
Okay? I think that's best case. Could be a little bit better than
Needle and Haystack out here in the forest.
Let's just hope he doesn't fucking see me and shoot my ass right now.
I should kinda roll around these rocks too, so we can see if he's hiding in them.
He did take one shot like it could have been maybe a sniper shot or some shit. hmm Hmm.
Where you at, motherfucker? You go to prison? I don't know where the prison is now.
Is it up this hill? No, right?
That's the passage wall.
Should be able to see it from here though.
Also knowing that this guy's around here, we might be able to bait something like this.
Little point of interest.
People like those things, they're pretty useful. so so He actually did show up. No fucking way!
He's hurt bad. What is that? I'm gonna go 300 center mast.
Huh. Two maybe?
Wait, I lost him. He's back here somewhere.
God damn it, it's got to be at least two.
Yeah, it's definitely like two I think three went down. Dude, I suck!
I should have looked at that a little bit more.
Also, I'm shooting downhill so...
Definitely shot over him. Like, without a fucking doubt. He's limping.
Can't get that far. so That was dumb of me.
Then I had another shot on him just in case and I forgot I didn't have a mag. so It's risky. Okay. so so so so. so I don't think he's over here.
Oh man, you made that pretty obvious brother.
Thank you.
Uh oh.
Gonna go for um...
I'm not go around. so Hmm. Where'd you go, brother? Sitting in a bush hiding for sure right.
I'm on the opposite side is where I shot him from.
He might feel a little bit safer coming this way, but I don't know if he's even still there.
100%... 1000% logged out? Come on. hmm Hmm.
Yo, you want me to start queuing up for that server?
Um... shit.
Shit I guess we're gonna- I mean you're not going to not gonna be able to do too long
yeah Moscow little bit what's up duty i don't know if you're playing with Naughty right now.
I'm on the same server right now but it has been a struggle to find this bitch ass.
Yeah, gotcha.
Yeah, you can just chill in there. Watch you play that life out however you want to do it.
I said if you wanna stay on there too for however long... shit
let's say you must stay on there too for however long so so so so so He died.
He was done whether we were here or not, he's about to be done
he had another op mag no way can't do this guy
wow hooked me up Well, we're not doing any sticker art for tomorrow.... Yes, sir.
Well listen I'm counting that! That's my kill.
Ayyyy lately from star citizen today's end hey
fortnight i got a friend request. I had to go check.
Thank you so much, man.
Appreciate you for that.
I'm glad you've been enjoying some of the other games.
Maybe not all, but I appreciate that.
Do we have a gun?
Oh, I gotta cut him up!
Yeah, actually didn't even think about checking his guns either.
Um... hold on.
Am I dipping my badly damaged mag, or my damaged mag and just rock the two good ones back and forth.
Chances of me needing three mags are pretty low, but... Unless you never know as well.
I don't think he had guns.
.22's though, fuck it. i don't think it had nuts so I have a radio already. so And let's go. One man bled out, dude.
He was done anyways. Bro...
I wonder if maybe it's because he couldn't make a fire so he died of cold? I stopped him from being able to make a fire?
Again my kill, dude.
I just took away his greatest strength, dude.
You know what I mean? That's what I do.
I sap the fucking greatest strength out of somebody.
I take their best...
Listen, honestly, I thought he just hid in a bush, and I thought
he was sitting in a bush the whole time.
I'm surprised he made it into the thing.
Okay, we need to go up to the prison again now
and pass it, I think.
On yellow food... Good thing I just got a bunch of food
off our dude. Worth killing him. All right. Let's get rid of all this stuff.
Nice.
Does someone even know he shot back at him? Yeah, but it was just blind fire. He was just fucking shooting anything to try to suppress. Yeah, but where's the gun?
I probably left it in the Mosswood Cove.
I don't plan on going past this character immediately so...
I'm kinda taking my time on this one Definitely Definitely ditch loot before death.
Yeah, maybe to be able to come back for it.
Sellback I mean, that was a big come up on food
that I needed to be honest.
I can't believe that guy ended up going
to that point of interest just like I kind of thought he might.
But I really didn't actually think he might.
I thought it was just taking a random shot in there.
It's also unfortunate that I fucking zeroed that bitch at 300. Why would I think that's 300, bro?
I could've just center-matched 100 right there and probably woulda hit him. Is this the same run where the bear got me?
Is that a run? I think it is yeah because i shot the deagle at him remember
i shot all my deagle bullets adam and he's still on me a waste of them all ball
you aim too high i didn't aim too high i set my zero too high
the bullet went way above so Hell of scandals.
Don't joke about it, man. I appreciate it, okay?
No serious stuff, please. Thank you. I think I spilled a little bit down there. Got another can of bacon. Put that down there. Okay, cool. let's get moving
so i gotta find prison again You know what I mean? Just not joking about baby shit.
Let's keep it chill.
I was looking forward to see you turn and shit, uh this shit run.
Um hopefully I don't miss it next if you don't go to passage tonight.
Yeah I'm not gonna...I'm not going to be bringing this character to passage right away
even though he's kind of ready um actually is
i'm not going to bring him there i gotta change my mag out We're gonna empty this guy.
It's badly damaged, I don't think a badly damaged mag is worth having fucking bullets in.
Right now, when we got two good ones, we should leave them to those.
We'll hold onto this one though, if we find a repair kit. do We have a good amount on Bama right now. I think it's time to get rid of the bison mag. dead. We're good on what we have.
I could use an actual red dot on this thing, that's for
damn sure and I can use two real sights. No
sight and a broken-ass sight. Big prisons up this hill.
Take the red off of the eagle. It doesn't go on the hump, I don't think. I've already tried that. Let's go check it again. so so so so so so I have to go up on the other side. so so so so No way, the wind is too close. no way so... Let's go.
Okay, Zarg and Floggin'.
I'm just fucking tired.
That's all.
Ugh!
Little bit tired
M&M's
I'm trying camping a little bit at some POIs
on Deadfall
not going to be doing much longer
before we go to the mosque.
Snake, keep thinking about it.
Appreciate you man.
Thank you so much for the dinner.
Some love right back at you, bro.
I don't know about the full-blown
I love you, but...
Thanks, bro.. You know.... I don't think enough people go to prison.
I'm going to start going to prison more.
That's got to have untouched loot all damn day.
Send me that patch you've got, Plasma. untouched loot all damn day.
Snanky, thanks for the fiber, brother.
Again, man. Yeah it's uh...
I don't even remember where I got it.
This is actually better.
Look at this one boys, hold it eh?
Look at this shit.
The only thing I want to do is get a little bit lower...
Right here. a little bit lower. This way if someone runs along
the path, I's too much.. Stop saying thank you. Now who's joining me in a donation war, Kappa?
Deuces. Appreciate you. How about that?
Appreciate your donuts my man thank you sir so.. park right brother listen you're good you're good stop you're not good Chewy, stop my man. That's gotta be 150 right?
Something like that is that 200 or 150 you chat? I'll zero if that's easily.
Waiting one thrive. Appreciate you again, sir.
I appreciate the $15.
I'm trying not to say the t word here but uh yeah I'm camping here sucks.
No one's gonna show up.
They're still camping there?
Well, I pushed a guy and killed him.
Oh okay. This guy had a bunch of pumpkins on him but... Well, I pushed a guy and killed him.
Oh, okay.
This guy had a bunch of pumpkins on him,
a bunch of food on him.
Technically, I didn't kill him.
When I saw him, he was limping.
I missed my shot.
He crawled into the building.
I didn't see him for a while.
Turns out he died in here
you didn't kill yeah i didn't care i missed my shot but you know i scared him enough probably not to make a fire and then you killed the guy
i pressured him into not making a fire so he would die to the cold, Nottie. Okay?
You wouldn't understand tactics like that for that bro.
Yeah yeah, you missed your fuckin' shot bitch.
On purpose bro.
Exactly what he said.
On purpose! bro? Exactly. What do you say?
On purpose!
Oh, okay.
So you want us to...
I saw him limping, bro.
Slow death
if that's what
you wanna...
Can I even get off
this wall?
I don't even know.
Am I on, like,
the pass- This can't be past this wall.
It would be impossible.
Yo, Thrive! Did someone say
my name? Oh my god...
Thrive bro chill man chill dude
The fucking ego challenge is out
Skink thanks playing tricks all we need to stretch it out chat you just nice yeah decided this dick
oh sorry uh yo dad's beast thanks so much for the 25 five thanks for the hundred dollars guys can get some oranges in the chat? Block him up dude, block him, block him
for all his support.
You fucking crazy ass human dude
Say again brother?
So what were you trying to say? Were you trying something?
That we have to play the Maul Scap for this, I have no idea. What are you talking about?
Oh okay, yeah I didn't hear that word
Yeah you're not gonna be able to get into this
It'd be an hour.
We got our kiddie characters.
What you saying, Sonny? Just go fucking die, I'm chilling. I'm just trying to lose aim no loot in any of these towns
Okay snake yeah everyone chill song. Okay, Snake,
everyone chill. Let's not do this.
Snakey, thank you so much for the 100 bones,
brother man. I appreciate it. Can we block it up again, guys?
Show them some fucking love?
A lot of support, guys. A lot of support. Thank you so fucking
much. I appreciate it very much.
Thank you, Snakey. Thank you, Thrive. Appreciate
everybody. Say again?
We still got our kidded-ass characters on the malls.
Oh yeah, you'll have to type in that chat
server that is. I think I know them.
I got another server with
pretty fitted and on the south side
Dead on the south side, close to A2. Man, what a weak ass run this was. I mean it's good that i'm getting loot.
Man we haven't killed shit.
I don't go through passes until I get ten fucking kills.
Swas, thank you for the five gift cards by the way man, I appreciate ya again bro.
Still here huh huh, motherfucker?
And he says hi with a donut. Thank you, brother.
Appreciate you, small man. I'm going to go south.
North of me. I'm supposed to be going south. so Oh, this place.
I'll eventually catch someone here riding dirty.
But it ain't now. so so Nah, Doc. I know where I'm at you big buttface, okay?
This is probably the map where I know where I'm at the most.
But that's because there's a giant fucking river right here. is probably the map where I know where I'm at the most.
But that's because there's a giant fucking river running through the whole
fucking map, so it makes it a little bit easier
to understand who you are.
Right now,
I am on my way to
communication. Either that or I pass it and we're going to incubation
one of the two one of the two i feel like it's gonna be communication Someone's there. Some can sign Steam Professor THX.
You want me to sign your Steam Prof?
You gotta give it to me first brother snakey
Thank you, sir. Thank everybody dropping the resubs to you guys and see dudes
Yeah, pod nice cool Jammo much love deuce
Thank you, sir What's up dudes? Neo, thank you sir.
Mr Anders so We should be in there soon.
So that means it's going to go ahead and get the Link, there you go. Thank you Sankey, appreciate the donuts by the man.
Appreciate the donuts, I gotcha after this alright? so so so so so Should I run toward them? I think they can be across the... Oh, can they cross over there?
Probably not.
No, everybody camps on this side though.
Maybe someone else can do that.
We just gotta glance in and see who sees ours.... so I'm sure all over this bitch, no one is here. I'm sorry. me i accent the link in chat now i'm in time out sorry
ps if i hear you say thank you one more time
and it'll hit you with a stick how long supposed to do, you big doofus?
Yeah it might be better to do it in the chat so I can copy it.
You don't have to kill anyone to win a fight. If they know they can't win, they will retreat accepting the loss. Hmm...
I take W's without killing. No loot, no W. I'm not going to check out the DLC for Elden Ring.
Probably, not right away because I haven't even
beat original Elden Ring.
But listen
in Dark Souls 1 through 3
the linear games.
I can barely find bosses.
Man, Elden Ring open world, bro.
I'll be looking far in between and I can't find a motherfucking boss.
Okay. between. I can't find the motherfucking boss. But,
I'm gonna be back back playing it again. There you go, Tommy. Alright, comms. No bueno.
Northwest we go.
This way. They're not the same anymore. be some no one's tongue welcome to the 1g is it a passage?. Now he failed the TK again.
Who told you that?
Whatever. So I was told if I get a kill, something. Who told you that?
So I was told if I killed this guy I was running with, I would get gifted serves,
right? So I was gonna kill him
and he stood still
so I aim my crossbow and when i shot as soon as i
shot he sidestepped the fucking arrow and had only had one arrow
see then what'd he say he said damn bro you know that size that was crazy though
when he walked away.
And he took my arrow with him.
He just left!
Bro, you don't understand like...
...he was in his inventory. I was like bro
It's easy Like I aimed at him and I shot as soon as I shine
He just liked you know
I'm saying how do you like 88 or 90s but when you like click a indeed
Just like while you're standing still that's what he did
And you just you know i'm saying
Fuck bro
It was goddamn subs on the line, man. I could fuck at least she was cool about it
Yeah, I guess.
Technically I can go through the passage right now. And be successful... Oh, I take it back! I need a mask.
No skull mask. Actually no headlight either.
Well actually I have a headlight either actually i have a headlamp
bro last time we went through i made it with a pistol flashlight
all the way through
we didn't have headlamps.
We had one pistol flashlight.
One pistol flashlight? Your whole team?
Just me and one dude, yeah.
You guys went in holding right click
with a fucking
pistol flash sign
and found the
health card
and got out of there?
Yep.
That's disgusting.
No heck no.
It's absolutely
disgusting.
I guess my duty was going It's absolutely disgusting.
I guess my dude knew where he was going, because he said he couldn't see shit from my pistol ever. I want to fucking mess people up with this character a little bit.
Down south before I go across Pastor's Egg or up north.
Wanna get in like a fuckin a fire station tower and snipe a motherfucker fighting zombies or something like that
yeah i'm sure the server's packed it's gonna come there soon anyway packed yes sir trying to figure out what
town I want a camp let me check on
incubation real quick but they... Incubation.
Yeah, I was going to say,
I feel like incubation would have the most action.
Yeah. So definitely it's where I think most of the fights happen.
Kevin did you see my infiltration play in BAM?
Yeah bro, I was watching when you got online today yes yeah that's all the clips from
the other people's point of view too that shit was crazy it was crazy so we, bro. That shit was fucking insane.
So I didn't see the beginning of it
so were you just sitting there
with no light on
just in the darkness?
So when I got there
I heard them below me
and I was like okay they're either coming up right now or they're going down
into it so i waited they didn't come up so i was like all right i'm going down so i went
down and all i have is a flashlight just like straight up normal flashlight so
i would just like turn my
flashlight on see where I can go, turn it off
go right? So I was just on and off
trying to keep my flashlight off as much as possible
till eventually I saw theirs,
right?
Yeah.
Oh shit.
That's where
I made the decision
and was like
I don't think
I'll be able
to kill these guys
unless
I infiltrate
you know what I mean?
There were enough
of them
to where they
wouldn't recognize you for at least a little bit.
Yeah, exactly, exactly.
The guy...the guy...you saw the guys clip where he said he noticed me right when I shot him in the face basically.
Oh bro, you just... turned on a guy and
fucking snapped it. Yeah, I zapped that dude.
You just snapped up at ya.
That poor bastard dude.
Yeah he was like chillin' too.
I'm pissed you didn't fix it off dude, cause you got- what were there?
Five of them? You got four? There's four.
The guy that the third guy that I killed
got back up and he's the one who killed me
Yeah I was gonna say that's the worst part is
downed a guy.
I should have shot him in the face and then pulled out my shotgun for the other guy, yeah.
I panicked a little bit though.
It's still hard in those situations.
One of the coolest things I've ever done without a doubt, I've never done that before so
The first two guys you one tapped each.
Yeah, they're dead.
And then that guy just went on you right away too.
He was fast react.
I couldn't believe that he clicked and...
I saw somebody in chat said it was because your helmet.
Like, you were left behind with a helmet?
Just that it was the same guy that shot him the first time, right?
I don't know if I would have been able to do that.
Because you were running with three people
they're probably randoms and you were like
got him! And I'd be like awesome you got him. I probably would have been like, awesome, you got him.
Yeah, I was hoping that he wouldn't...
I played for the...
For that...
You know what I mean?
I shouldn't have.
I should've just...
If...
I should've just said, got him one time
and then as soon as he turned
a corner headshot at them rather than like wait
a second to see if he would recognize me or not yeah so i tried to play it a certain way
and it bit me in the butt a little bit yep there's places almost got screwed by that so i was just Yep.
I almost got screen-blanked, so I was running with...
Like I said two days ago I went on like a ten and half hour
deadfall run
but we went out of a building and my two
guys both got shotgunned
but I didn't know
and the guy ran in on me
and he had the same outfit and same
backpack that my teammate had. No way.
Yeah, so he shot
the shotgun at me and missed
and then I killed him. No
way! The only reason I knew was
because he shot at me. I thought it was my teammate at first,
he shot at me,
I was like,
alright,
I guess I'm killing him.
Yeah.
Damn!
You lucked out that he missed then.
Yep.
And he killed my one guy
and just knocked the other guy
but yeah yeah if he fucking hit that i would have been
pretty upset because i was still moving it's not like i just stood still
i was still trying to dodge
just in case it wasn't my teammate, but he had...
Yeah. Same outfit, same
backpack.
Gotta love it.
Some shit on Daisy, dude.
That's what I like about it.
... cheers so so. so so Not the greatest angle of all time, but pretty good spot. I see some sort of zombie out here. peek at the tower or I can see somebody going from that outside part of it,
out side of the tower. It's like okay
Let me try this part
Let's go with that. That's a better angle.
This wall might be...
We could do this
between trees a little better trees so That quiet place ad is a jump scare bro i'm sorry john shoot that loud they don't got them unlocked so I'm going to go ahead and do that. Were you on some other person?
Incubation. Where is that that next to what town it's by the bridge near in
between Anita and are you still near...
Yeah, I gotta head to
Boba Daga.
I guess so yeah.
Alright, I'll be there.
I'll be there!
I'll be thaaaare!
Mm-hmm exactly so I got really bad angles the lower I get. so You said you're in between Onida and Onondaga?
Yeah.
So is it better for me to go to Onondaga? Yeah. So is it better for me to go to Onondaga or Oneida, because I can go to both?
Both are the same direction from Chicago?
From where I'm at right now, Oneida is 1.6 miles. Onondaga's 0.7.
Why don't you try Oneida just because you'll probably have a better
loop there? I am heading there. so so so
you I like to go in this back sort. There's no choice but to get closer. so I'm on the school side. I'm on the wrong fucking side. This is the dangerous area. so What are you doing with me out here, brother? uh so so uh I can't find a good sniping spot for this.
Without like getting fucking uber close to it.
I don't think, I don't think i want a snipe incubation.
Too dangerous.
I guess I'm going to go need it and me to Nadi real fast, but...
...I'll probably just have to log out of this place with Kevin a little bit, right?
Do some camping and do shit tomorrow. a little bit right so you can't run into tomorrow
something here It's just like, uh... there are angles up top but as soon as you start going down there a little bit, that's just too many trees.
Today was such a slow ass day.
Come on me brother. Come on, me.
I've been going to all the dangerous places
except for, you know, Shorter Passage
Don't know what else I can do. I can camp them maybe for people going in and out
over here
anita is gonna be more like this way though
but he's... so spawn camp Spawn Camp.
All the false bans again, I have to lower it a bit better if there's any super alice farm whatsoever. This one? lowered the better imposing surveillance for almost every this one so you think
that we need to go more spawn areas Nah, there's no way. Yeah, basically. interesting so Come on. Show me where the people are.
I could go camp some militaries on the other side of this...
Alright, I'll be back in like 20 30. really okay okay um We'll swap over. Alright, sounds good.
Haven't played... haven't had a good run at all yet. wrong there so so Using all the luck for when you switch. This spot sucks. so This is interesting. Recently found a guy who sets up on those high cranes on YouTube. Like you mean like this yellow one? so so so It's not a good way to camp this.
Wait, are you already there?
No, I'm crossing the bridge back to your side of the island.
Okay.
Alright, head in there.
Blue it a little bit.
That's what I figured you'd be doing. bit so so Shh. I should go that way.
Or should I do it? Nah, I'm just gonna go there first.
Probably not really going to matter if we meet right now because we're getting off on the 30th. so hmm How can I have gone this long without seeing people?
I guess I saw that one guy but fuck
got mauled by a bear or some shit so so Bro, there's no way to really it's not really elevated maybe these rocks Oh, I know how to do this. yes
big shame Big shit.
Man, getting a camping position on these spots is tough. I might just go in this tower. so so Okay, here we go.
This is kinda sick, no? Couple barracks there
some lower gear players will come through to clear some zombies let's see
what happens so Camping Jimbo. camping jimbo
yeah listen i wanna like i don't want to just go to passage right away on this run i don't think i want to uh
i'm gonna have the ump out just in case someone, like I hear metal. As soon as we hear metal
or just like... probably would be completely like this This is a walkout. Guys, don't do the copypastas with that big. That's a little much.
You know what I'm saying? It's a little much.
You need to downsize it a little bit for like half of that shit. bit like an affidavit
it's no crazy man little crazy sorry. That's all good.
Aw yeah, Day Off graveyard shift? Shit, sorry about that man. Alright, guys. This is
us at Pickers Field.
Waiting for a RMC run to come through.
Make sure you keep an eye on the skies. Might be if a random
star lifter comes out. Little C2.. Starlifter noted. Isn't that what it's called?
Waiting and waiting gets the tension flowing when you actually do get a battle
i don't dude am i just like in areas that people can't get to right now is this i don't understand
nobody didn't keep it what two people went to incubation alive so i can't say nobody went to incubation always going
to be people there right two people were there i could have fought them
i don't think i was in the greatest position to fight
him, considering I think their plan was just
to sit in that room and wait for me to pass by
the fucking tiny doorway.
You're on a server with four people? Yes.
Maybe. I don't think so, though. It's Max.
...... They've been crafting trip wires.
That's a tough one to say. Five times fast I imagine
at the passage all day?
I don't know about that.
Dude, I don't know man.
It's either we are
it's either people
are having a hard time
getting started
and we're just not
running into them
or they
are fucking slamming through and they're on
the other side of passage. I doubt
that though. That
takes such a good run. It's funny.
We're actually fully prepared for a passage
right we have enough ammo that it won't be the worst
um
and uh i have another Um... And, uh, I have enough
filters to get through that bitch.
Kinda. Maybe I should've grabbed that combat mask just in case
I don't have a gut clean to get the
Thwip wires get the clip wires
someone's gonna shoot someone and then try to save
them no
this is supposed to be my kill everyone run,
and then no one was around.
I hope there's just a fucking three man that strolls in dude
with bandanas cans of peaches
and shit. You know what I'm saying?
Looking to get their first gun
and I just snipe one in the back.
They all freak out and I snipe another one
and then a third one gets me.
Got it?
Hello. And the third one gets hit. Got it?
Hello! What's up, Begiv? Good to see you brother. It's very
very slow.
I have not been finding fights, and when i did, I died and got smoked. so Alright, I'm gonna need a little stretch over here Chad.
Might have to check on Allie here too. oh so.. so so. so All right, we're still here.
All right nothing else is happening.
Someone's got to come through this very simple military. so This has to be the worst run, right?
Bro, it's like an okay run regarding gear.
Like, it started out really bad. We managed to pull it together and got a gear set that is pretty decent.
But now we can't fucking find anybody.
I'm trying to go to points of interest where I'll find people, but...
...I guess the best points of interest to do that, it'll just be talent.
I could definitely go to Incubation and get some fights.
Alright, I'm finally in Oneida man!
I'm here!
Oneida blanket. Give me your
stretch routine.
Yeah I'll be making my way motherfucker,
I was trying to camp at the fucking outposts
All this camping shit you change summit what's cuz I'm way more geared
than you nutsax I gotta be fucking finding some time to do things while
your gearing up are your little fucking cans of peaches and shit
canza P I ain't even
find any cans of peaches yet.
Cans of beans, and fuckin' spaghetti, mom's
spaghetti. I ain't find no cans!
Here, stretch routine, I'm passing 28...
My belly finally begins to grow
i actually need it now forgive your doofus get yourself a pull-up bar. No one's going to show up. so Hmm.
Oh, fuck me.
There's something here... All right.
Whatever.
What's fucking ever? Okay. what's ever Hmm.
Juanita's gotta be along this road, I think.
Hey, big time. Thanks, brother man I got you and i got
I could do that special requests
I can do that.
I think we have stream avoiders, not snipers.
Yeah what the fuck?
I never thought that would be worse. I'm all screening Austin. No, we're playing the most tonight.
Kevin can't get onto the server at the moment this motherfucker
So we are did one of these days all three of us are gonna get on this fucking map man
So we can stay on it and try to get the passes together dude i want to try to get the passage with kevin
actually what am i doing i'm'm going the wrong way.
We're staying along with a post here. uh Wait, is the next restart at 4 or 2?
4, right?
So I'm like in two hours.
Yeah, I think so.
Dude, they can be in here, Chad. I'm in here a lot.
I go to these things every 12 hours because it just restarted.
And we travel right by...
It's like if you sat here and camped this road right here
You would eventually get people for sure.
Like, looting this town coming out. They'd probably be fairly geared at this point
in the run too. You know what I mean?
It'd be worth killing people.
So I think if I i one of my choices for a camping route would probably be here
not a bad spot so so Imagine something like that. Imagine somebody's at a police station.
Three, two, one...
Killin' em'. I keep finding the center of screens Where the flying fuck is this?
I gotta go I don't know who the fuck he is. Trinaris is too big and empty.
I mean, bro, I might as well have been playing
Chonaris though.
That's what it feels like.
I'm surprised to have gotten no opposition at communications the couple times I was there, too. so What the fuck is this place, champ?
It's like a drive-thru fucking theater or something.
All my homies hate that fog!
Oh, don't say that!
Once we see the pipe bridge, We'll know where Nero needed. so okay I haven't been in La La Land for the last fucking two hours.
Did they make it through passage?
Listen, brother man. You always know if we made it
through passage by whether the floor has
snow or not. That's pretty much how it works on this map.
So at this side its's all green that's how
it's all snow Dude, right? Bang who's dead.
No way!
Right? I'm on a killing run.
I decided I was gonna to try to murder everybody
on this run
and not take teammates
obviously besides Maddie.
Haven't seen anybody
from the past.
This is what it's like
to play
organically
sorta. Okay, like to play organically sort of...
...
Classic, I'm gonna kill everybody run.
It's different this time, it actually was.
Chat says I've done enough good deeds to pay off a fucking...
A good uh.. Kill All Run.
How am I running in here with these. Let's take a scare, man.
I wonder if that would be Anita. It might be.
You guys know if that's Onida or not? Or, Onita whatever?
The fucking...
Hey does your town have a big ass like clock tower
kinda like uh Obaba Boba
Yeah kind of I don't know what you're saying but Obama Boba yeah I know
Oh wait you don't
Know how to get to Anita and I got here man
I do know how to get to Anita, you big nutsack
I'm on the way bro
I just wanted to clarify if that was the way I can go so I can get
off my weird path.
Oh wait, you're probably this right here.
No, you're not that.
You're over here.
Okay, I see you.
I see you.
You have like a big-ass building that's just like
a rectangular building.
Yeah, it's just
a rectangular one.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha.
Come here.
You close?
Big nutsack.
I can't even talk today, bro
Uh yeah, I'm looking at it, bro
About to snipe everybody in your town
Okay sounds good man
You seen anybody?
Nah ain't see nobody just a bunch of, I'm about to be at the um...
Fire station
What are you wearing?
Man, shut up dude What's your fuckin' outfit in AZ you shitbag?
I'm wearing a purple bandana black and green on my top.
Cramping.
That would be brown pants.
Okay...
What's wrong with brown pants bitch?
You been shitting yourself, you've been shittin' yourself.
I didn't shit myself!
Not even. How do i know that because i know i didn't shoot myself so Noddy's trying to break a pumpkin
Eating it against the wall
Oh that was like two hours ago
Cause my chat said yo check if you could
Break a pumpkin by throwing it against the wall
Like why are these false agendas going on here i was told to do it
we'll see if that holds up what's her name? I didn't see his name.
He was protecting them. so Purple bag, right?
Or purple bandana you said. Purple bandana vest, greenish top.
In the firehouse.
Shit, that's not how you hit that bro.
How is your game so much brighter than mine?
My gamma is up. I turned my gamma on
my Nvidia control panel
to 1.3 so Alright, I'm in the town.
Running around trying to find your bitch ass.
I'm next to that tall building.
There's fire stations close by as well.
Got 85 zombies on me
Bottle of water See if we can make that work with uh...
I'm in a tiny building next to the fire station because there's too many zombies.
Okay, I'm at uh.. The hospital right now making my way to you okay?
The chat wants me
to team kill you,
by the way.
Not gonna do it though
but they just keep asking.
What for?
No,
no,
for nothing.
They did ask me to do it for subs but I said I wouldn't do it for subs.
They just keep asking.
If they're gonna go over the Airstream and say I was throwing pumpkins at the fucking wall...
I'm telling you, these fucking guys...
They're not going to kill you on sighting it.
What?
I said I wouldn't do it, bitch!
Okay, I mean, can I trust that?
Yeah!
Why would I tell you?
I could have just smoked you without fucking, you know what I'm saying.
It's funny how much I want to kill you now.
Really?
Yeah, you haven't made my decision yet.
They always want that though.
They don't need...
they don't fuckin like me, so...
Alright, I'm still here man, just waiting.
Yeah bro let me just clear out the whole goddamn town of zombies for you brother hold on
give it a little bit no
okay this is why, this is
why, this is why.
Come on, Goofus! Come on, Goofus.
Come on!
Ow ow, my foot.
That was Usman right there.
Mwah! uh I think I see you.
You should, i'm coming down the road
Is that you? Yeah.
You got zombies in here right now?
Yeah, I do. Yeah but why?
You're going to be taken for hours!
Put him back in the police station...
...the uh, fire station.
You got it, I lost them.
Oh did you? Okay. Yeah, I did. I did a month of this playing crash um Why are you aiming at me? Oh, fuck.
Fucking animation is so bad.
I got the stuck. Come down?
See, I got them fuckin' stuck! You like that?
Not bad.
Okay, now what do we loot?
I looted as much as I could while I was here and shit was dry as fuck.
Really? Yeah. I have a shotgun and a pistol, I have no CR75, an Mlock 91 and a P1. on oh Where the fuck did you go?
Next door, in a little one-thinger. Do we have a... I wonder if there's a fountain in this city.
It's a big ass town so it should be.
Should I drink a little beer? Nah, fuck that. Yeah, sounds. Should be.
Should I take a little beard? Nah, fuck that one.
No.
Spooky! Damn, you are fucking kitted bitch.
Looks like she's been doing all fucking day, huh? Yeah. There was nine-millimeter CRs of mag in the seat there. Airballing. That swing, bro. I did not air ball him.
That's what it looked like. so um oh there's a fence.
A little dangerous.
Man, that injuredth as well.
What? Am I your fucking dog?
Well, I mean... It's better that you get headshot than me because I can avenge you.
Oh! Oh really?! That's how it be?
No, I mean you don't have the gear to avenge me. Oh, oh really? That's how it be.
Well I mean you don't have the gear to avenge me.
I could just shotgun him in the head.
You gonna shotgun these motherfuckers man Here you go, man.
Thank you.
Uh huh.
I'm tired.
Summit stream, walking terminator
naughty stream, freezing hobo
Okay. There's more fuckin're fucking doing around here. There's a battery right there. Okay.
There's a battery right there.
I got one, you can have it man.
You wanna do some bumper cars
oh
just get the line i'm sorry we're sorry
they were in line it's like
they had a couple of date too
look at them!
Oh, they're shooting at us. Careful. That was at us.
What? We just got shot at.
I thought that was you missing.
Come here, bitch! in from a window or some shit We have another side going to circle, come on.
I think he's in the window.
There are two zombies back there.
Man we gotta just get into our...come police station, come fire station.
We don't have time to be out here.
They're on the other side, they are going through garage.
What the heck is this? I got the gun. What that shit?
Mmmmmmmm!
Alright, we're good.
Who's the bitch ass who shot us huh?
Not sure.
Let me go up
the little thing
and see.
I'm on the stairs
so you know
like the
you're going to
the tower?
Yeah yeah
just looking up
every level
I I'm fucking inside of the chute when we're both here. I didn't see nobody when I was there.
Yeah, you were inside of a chute when we were fighting zombies and almost got us.
Did he get hit?
No. no so so so Are you?
Yeah.
Outside?
No, I'm in the fire station so second floor
i'm not seeing i think he shot at us from like a
random windows and buildings before so we were at the fountain right like a random window in some buildings for him.
So we were at the fountain, right?
He might just be set up for fountain shots. We may have
barely got away with our fucking life there
honestly. I was sitting there drinking
two ounces of pop. Yeah, that's... was sitting there drinking too and yeah i was pretty sure he said for fun
we left his arms in all right i see him He just ran right to left towards the tall building.
Yeah, I don't know where you are.
Um...I'm looking...
Oh, you're in this area?
You know that big square bui- yeah, you know the big square building?
He just ran behind that like a tall guy. Oh, you're in the town. You know that big square building?
He just ran behind that. Like tall and tall and a square building.
Plane crash basically. I see him. He's trying to wrap right side.
I'm looking at the forest now, and I don't see him anymore.
The zombies are not aggroing him.
Because they're aggrowing us. him uh I think I handled all the zombies.
Let's see where he was pushing to.
Last I saw, square building, tall square building...
Behind a plane crash.
Yeah, yeah, I gotcha. Last seen... I thought I just saw him.
Last seen...
Yeah, I just saw him. He's like climbing... yeah he's on top of the plane! He's ON TOP OF THE PLANE right now.
In crowd... and yeah there are zombies on him.
Is that toward the building? I don't know where it is.
Yeah, it's right under the building.
There's two. One has...
Two long arms. I see him.
I don't see him. I see the building.
I see the plane crash.
Okay. There is one in that... You see it there by the police station?
Yeah, behind it. One's
next to the plane crash and one
is far... see that far white building with
a blue gate?
Far back
That's where one is at, he's crouching in front of her right now.
The other one's out.
There's three there's three there's, there's three. There's four, there's four,
there's four people!
Two in front of the building with
a blue gate, uh...
two more behind the plane crash.
Should I just come into the tower and snipe somebody with you real quick?
Uh, I mean yeah, you got a sniper.
Yeah, I'm gonna come up if that's possible.
How far are we?
Um, therefore I think.
I'm coming up to you. All the way.
Let's see if...
You'll have a proper view on most of them.
Yeah yeah that way so...
That building?
Yeah there's a lot of them bro.
Good luck man.
One was there. One was there. Well, one of those gotta get popped.
One was in that building behind the tall building? It just opened a door, you see him?
No...
The left.
That white building, he's on the roof.
The ROOF OF THIS TALL ASS ONE?! left. That white building, he's on the roof. The roof of this tall-ass one? No, no, no, the one behind
it, the small one, the white one. Okay.
Looking. Yep. He's fighting
a zombie right now, beating it up. I see him, man.
There's two trees in front of it, though.
That's one. man. There was too many trees in front of it though. Yeah.
That's one.
I took a shot.
That was stupid.
I'm pissed.
I don't want to talk about it.
Fine, that's fine.
I was like you can still?
Is he gonna say it?
They ran behind those uh... like canisters or whatever the yeah
they know we're here now well maybe he didn't hear me shoot out because maybe if it ripped
off my glass and not his building i I'm not sure.
Oh they got shit.
I just watched them all just fucking run around so...
They have a shotgun and pistol.
Fuck man! I shouldn't of taken that. I'm pissed. so so Fucking four-man's here.
Four men, bro.
Running around like it's nobody fucking business.
They're gonna be cautious now.
Yeah.
I'm watching the stairs just in case one tries to sneak up.
Yeah.
Never shoot twice in the same spot. you don't know the spot yet
i feel yeah but i might still take this advantage.
Stupid snake. stupid snake Let's get out of here and wrap left.
Alright.
Starting not to like it You have some apartment buildings right there, it might be clutch. See what I'm saying?...
...
... Okay. and the zombies on this side are not angered so i don't think they're over here
i don't think they are either,
I want to see if we can get the apartment buildings
and get a better angle on them
You know what i'm saying?
I'm trying not to angergro zombies while we're here. so so...
... Let's see if we can just walk all the way I'm going to get in this one, ideally.
Let's see if we can just walk all the way in.
Not right now.
On the left side over here?
No, not on top of it.
I'm just going to bring them with the walk-in man. Just lock them somewhere, each can.
I'm gonna lock a couple down here. here one another one's outside and we're good
going all the way up, man.
Some trees here. so I'm trying to find some Hmm. Nice spot, Campbell.
I'm trying to find something and I don't want
to be sitting in the same spot like that guy said.
They're not going to go down
that main road, right?
Maybe they'll go somewhere else.
I'm gonna go somewhere else. It's so unnecessary, guys. It's so unnecessary dudes. on the road Bro, I mean chill! Holy fuck man! there Not a good window on this street, if they end up down this way.
Awful road. I see them.
I see one at least.
Where?
On that blue,
that blue...
It's a white building
with a blue gate.
I lied, I lied, I lied, I lied, white building blue gate i lied i lied uh zombie was a zombie like acting weird in front of the door it looked like he had a gun on his back but it was just bugged from the door That's where they were last seen by the way, that place if you saw the building I was talking about yeah
what they did
no idea i mean they went right from the blue
building so...
So you think we wrapped in the wrong direction?
Well, if they were coming for us,
They would have came in the direction where we're at. Right?
Yeah.
But they went right so they went
I guess south of the
big building.
Huh. Lost eyes on a four man?
These fucks?
Yeah, I guess they did.
Can't tell if this guy's
a fucking zombie in the door or not because he's just sitting
in front of the door.
You see that?
No, it's a zombie. Fuck me. you see that nice zombie fuck me round they're just sitting in there
yeah they might have right they might i think they wrapped the other way bro
i think we went one way and they went the exact opposite bro
no way of forming a wall No way a four man just ran out of town bro from one shot.
They shot at us.
It's definitely possible, we scared motherfuckers but I mean they did shoot us, you're right.
Yeah, I mean, motherfucker took one shot while we were drinking water like...
Whoa! so I don't know where the fuck they went bro. Yeah.
That's me.
I'm about to come down from my employment. I'm sorry.
You outside or are you still in the building
i'm outside now I see. And we go for that construction?
It's kinda hard to get in against the floor.
Especially if you're like, fucking hiding I guess. Or running.
I'm gonna go construction this year.
Fucking dark too now. Good bro.
Gonna be a struggle bro. Maybe I struggle, bruv. Okay. I'm sorry. uh Why does the ad pop up when something's about to happen? Broke, there ain't shit happening!
The game...the ad senses it.
Ad sense?
Bro... what is happening down there? The zombies are in that aggroed where I saw them run into a building
that they were at
either they like i said wrapped around us
bro you gotta be
fucking kidding me, bro!
What kind of people am I running into?
Bro...
chat. What the fuck are these zombies man?
Holy shit, I'm gonna fucking lose it my My shit's gotta be broken.
Oh yeah, it's all fucked.
I'm gonna lose my fucking shit man.
You still in construction?
Yeah, had to deal with all the stupid fucking zombies.
Oh shit okay.
Oh these guys just left? Or didn't move?
Seems like it. Like I said,
I saw them in the blue building
There was zombies in there not aggroed at all
Buildings I saw them run into
Zombies were just walking out
In front of me and shit See that building right there that house a little uh,
Like I guess gas thing in front of it this little building
Over here over here this way that's him building yeah so way over there at the end of the road
yes they ran that way see the blue buildings right to the left i saw them cross and go in there
like i said there's zombies walking in front of it and
and no aggro doors open at everything so oh I'm kind of annoyed
I let that one guy go.
Oh! Push left, bro.
Yes. Push left, bro? I guess.
Yeah, I don't know.
And that can be baited, I guess, and run to
that shit and... Let's go- let's pretend they ran down the road left
and let's follow. That's good.
This way.
Okay. That's right. It's not...
Can't pick up my fucking feet and walk up down, what the fuck? I'm gonna go get some more uh so so so You think they just took this road out and left?
Yeah, yeah. That's what I think.
Let's follow this road.
I don't even know where the fuck it goes but let's just follow it.
No idea either but that's the direction I saw them.
Like I said there was two options for them and...
Leave completely or sit in that same building?
Yeah exactly. Alright, well let's follow up I guess. See if we can find some dead zombies up in front of us. The one fight opportunity we had, I missed the fucking shot.
He moved and shouldn't have taken it.
This site is horrible so You have a pioneer maggot on by the way?
Nah.
No.
Could be in his arms doing stuff I would expect the four men to dip like that though.
Yeah, I expected them to be a little bit more aggressive.
Like once they figured out we were fire stationing at them maybe
they'd push it Watch the zombies in front of us on the road and definitely not hit yet.
I'm dead, alright?
Don't weigh the head in that fucking town. I'm seeing a bunch. I don't see any of them.
I don't know if it plays.
They could have easily gone around these zombies.
Let's just take left, let's pass through one more town or something.
If not we lost them.
Or we'll double back or something like that after.
Fucking four men bitch ass slime, man. uh so so so so so Okay. I'll pass by here until you get to the meeting.
Wanna go in and check it or just want to scope it out?
Oh, this in front of us is probably where there would be a police station if they did come through.
I literally just earlier on the way here so... Shit so so Oh, I'm annoyed.
Some of mine bro. Some of them all all just in there like Yeah, you? Nah I don't see any zombies
Hold up I'll meet that guy okay Okay, well fuck it. Guess we're just moving away from them now.
Screw em'.
Where do we go now though?
Incubation?
Just get on fucking...
Log and go to the moss where we can actually get fights Yeah. so so Oh fuck man, we missed a cool fight like this. I need one to be a little more aggressive in this game.
5 hour running simulator today, eh? Okay. so so Easy take at the long-ass time to get stuff going. sometimes Damn, bro.
That's actually annoying, I'll be honest. What are you shivering?
No no no the forming.
Also I need...
I have one more pumpkin and then I'm gonna need food.
We're gonna have to do a run for any real fish. Zombies all over it.
Some military spot that I can loot.
Are you trying to loot it or are you trying to avoid?
I'm actually going for the loot.
I think he looted. I mean, if you don't want to loot we don't got a loot brother.
No, we gotta loot big doofus, you talking about? another uh Okay, we're off. This game's zombies are just every step of the way dog shit when it comes to...
...zombies. Every step in a fucking way, I can't stand this guy. when it comes to zombies.
Every step of the fucking way, I can't stand this shit.
I can't fuckin' stand it.
I can't fuckin't stand it You have stairs, piano? so so so I'm taking a break from Star Citizen for a little bit, yeah.
Waiting for the uh...
Bell to get a little further but it's good game.
I liked it.
I will be playing it again,
I just don't know when.
Unfortunately to be honest look at how fucking boring this has been.
Pick or Seal we probably got a fuckin'
five or six ships come through in this time frame Oh, my God. I don't know.
Not much left here.
One behind you. I killed this fucking guy already.
Oh, you needed an electrical repair kit right?
Yeah.
You got one here.
No shit let's go.
Huge thing.
Alright. huge thing so let's go there
bro there's no one anywhere Where did you run off to?
It was in my inventory.
Straight to the rock wall over there in the water it's dangerous I'm going to set this pressure't fall asleep. Yeah, this is not i don't know man
i think i was getting good flow on it that first you know
i was getting good flow on it I can see out of my scopes now.
Okay, good as shit.
I'm looking like a goddamn christmas tree right now where the America
actually if we're gonna... If we're going to go the fucking
Or log and go to the mosque with Kevin. I don't know where Kevin is.
Alright.
I'm good to go wherever fucking ever, bro. I don't know what you mean.
You stream for two hours and get a headache pixel?
I feel ya brother.
You just gotta do it long enough, y'know what I mean?
I've been staring at monitors for 12 plus hours a day my whole fucking counter-check
career.
So I was just well prepped, I guess, for the streaming gig. Longest stream, 37 hours. so Yeah.
Imagine, fucking sniper on the crane. Collapses will?
Yeah, I didn't put it past before. I'm gonna go in there. so Oh, so that's not a passage.
Hey! Can we hear that shush?
That's a passage or an incub... actually that might be an incubation. Hang on come this way, come this way, come this way, come this way.
Come in, come in, come in, come in.
I don't want to fight all these muffins with me today.
Should we go this way?
This is the best one.
Okay, let's do it.
Oh my god.
Oh my gosh.
Oh my gosh.
Oh my gosh.
Oh my gosh.
Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Oh, should we go this way?
No way it's a helmet guy bro. Oh, we can't even go up the area again.
Bro no way dude! I'm gonna of him.
You're sick?
Sickness in this fucking server is too much, bro.
What's that?
I said sickness in the server too much i gotta take eight times so so Okay.
Most boring day of Z-Stream?
Earth, for sure And this is fucking close!
Is he shooting?
Is that a rifle? That's a rifle, right? so Another shot? What direction is this?
Another shot? Yeah. Aim gun
Maybe it's communications
Incubations the other way...
Maybe it's this, um
Yo! It might be at this little mini military
Somebody is sniping into
it or something.
I mean the shots don't count too far away, right?
There's a mini-military right here.
Think he's shooting somebody that flew in this dish? I don't know, more zombies I guess.
Wolves...
There's shots far away.
Damn!
I can't see anything bro, it feels dark and the fucking rain is in my eyes.
This is tough. so dark and the rain is in my eyes so No way he can get on this big ass rock, right? so Dead zombie. I guess they were shooting a zombie. There's someone inside there.
Yeah yeah yeah.
A little pop. yeah
up top Up top, upstairs.
Not sure if I hit him or not.
Got a shotgun... He's got a pink uh a pink what's called on the
armband that's a little thing right and you jumped off the stairs
i'm pushing left side. Pushing right.
I don't think I hit him. I'm like behind his little thing right now.
Little stair thing, behind the big ass rock.
You're behind the big-ass rock? Okay, I'm way like left, like wide left. Just look at the pink armband. Pink armbands him.
I am going up his stairs now. I think he fell off, I don't think he's up there.
I'll just make fucking sure.
There's no way! He's not up here anymore.
I'm down below you.
Trying to get the... Nah, he's not up here no more. I'm down below you.
Trying to get the overview on him so we can see shit though.
He just dived, I guess? Real fast?
You got a topsoil?
Yeah yeah yeah
Let's get outta here I'm just trying to see if he's like hiding below us but I don't see anything
He might be trying to lurk back around on
us but we're just gonna get out of here for that reason
Alright, I'm down the stairs.
Okay, alright let's go sir.
Think he fell down a dime? No.
Oh, he just did a small drop and then I fucking shot at him and I didn't hit him, and I did made an opening.
I think this goes to the incubation.
Oh man, I'm just letting fucking kills go today.
Did that not hit that shot chat? I missed it by a little?
No, you did not.
Motherfucker's like, just run!
I'm heavy as fuck with this truck. so I don't know. I'm not as well.
Three bars down.
We gotta go find a body of water and go fish then.
Might have to go past it, south? Straight southwest I guess?
That's kind of where the shots were hanging off.
We're on a sticky sitch, we had to go worry about that.
Let's just go to passage and get some fishing in.
It's only body of water I can think of.
Besides the river, unless you want to cross back across the bridge...
Um...
Odendaga has water.
How far is the... I mean,
the bridge's closed right?
Hey fucker let's go to
Onondaga.
It's a ways... We gotta go northeast right now.
This way. We'll get the water and cross over.
Man, missing opportunities today!
I swear I hit him. I don't know...I thought I did.
He just died bro. Nah, he didn't for sure.
Bro you said
you jumped off right? And I was basically
right there and I wrapped around the whole rock
and it was nothing there you have to have just been like sitting in a bush
or like prone somewhere bro. Yeah, I don't know.
I don't even know dude.
Easy fights can go like that.
Nothing's really been working out today. I guess we have to torch it there. uh okay now so so so so so All right, let's go fishing
i'm red now fuck me
uh I think we just keep, uh...
We can't cross this pipe probably.
Probably the dog. I'm going to go in the other direction. We'll have to see someone there. 100% man.
It's a hundred percent Oogod is gonna have something.
We're gonna get into a nice fight, we're gonna smoke his bitch ass...
...we both are gonna survive and eat up. so I'm on red suit now.
Yeah, my tummy is rumbling man Uh Where you going?
Uhhh...
Nowhere, man.
Nowhere and definitely didn't fall down on the fucking wrong spot I'll see about popping an EpiVan but...
They're watching us too, I believe.
Hold on, just gotta go and it's...travaganza man.
You're not crossing yet?
Apparently no because apparently I'm too small to climb any type of rock in existence, so...
Grabbing onto a ledge and going up the ledge doesn't work in this game.
I'm still on love stuff here. so I'm coming, I'm coming i'm coming Oh.
Alright, I'm here. I actually see a spot where we can fish. so Okay.
I'm gonna release a little bit of this one here.
... so That doesn't look like a boba dog.
That is not a boba dog, man.
You lead us the wrong way?
No, maybe? Not sure.
Doesn't matter, we have water right to our right if anything.
Yeah, boba doggas buy all those windmills remember?
Yeah yeah I see it okay.
Might actually come across animals.
If you come across some fucking sheep or something, we'll be in business with them.
I was hearing earlier
there were a bunch of sheep. I just couldn't gut them
because I had no knife.
It's a big old' farm area, they can't do that for a good part.
They have one chicken at least bro.
What do we do here?
I'd rather hunt than fucking fish, but fish is more important.
Fishing's gonna be more...
100% we live.
I'm about to be full fucking red.
I need food ASAP.
I know brother, I know brother.
I don't see no damn sheep.
Head towards these windmills.
Shitty ass sheep bro.
What you got man? Who knew I'd be this far into this run and my main problem would be fucking food.
Food, yeah.
And fucking teams and teams and teams
and we're losing them or they're running
If you smoked those fucking guys
They'd be chillin', bro
Food for years bro. Yeah. For years.
I really hope we find something out of there.
Come on, man. We don't get a single fucking animal on us?
Hey, we should have fished at the river.
Yeah......you yellow?...the best place to fish yellow muffin i'm blinking red no health oh no
i'm white but i'm gonna be yellow in a second Oh, this is... No. yummy so so I'll set it there. Okay. Yeah, let's just fucking hope I guess.
Oh!
You're sick.
I'm about to be safe now.
Are you still white out?
Yeah. yeah so so Fuck all the animals, bro.
Am I able to...
Oh dude, I don't know where this body of water is brother.
We're kind of in a pickle here.
I can't fucking tell where we are.
Do we need to go more north?
Let's just keep going out there. Okay, the windows are behind us by the way but...
Where? This direction. To our right? No, behind us. Directly behind us.
I just don't know if we should hit something.
Oh! There's a road. We leave this to the right, I'm probably gonna be double dying pretty soon here.
Yeah, I feel my shit's yellow.
No, I have water actually.
Wait, I have water too!
I have it on my cooking pot Jesus, we're cutting this close.
Is that a body of water I see?
I think it's the body of water right here.
When I yell out, I think wrong, right? Alright.
Fuck it, we're at the point where we just gotta fish. Alright fuck it, yeah yeah yeah I'm down.
We got this stuff for a fire. We just make that shit.
Let's take some shots of the fishing.
Oh, there we go! You got the box?
I'm gonna fish, you have to self-define yourself. Oh no...
Again? I'll make this. I'm taking the fire between these trees and this rock to the left of the water. This is ridiculous. so. Alright, fire's all ready to go by there.
Throw that in the water or some shit. Water
I need you to make one more thing go get get a long stick and short stick, put them together.
Brenda? I'm getting it right now.
... I'm getting it right now.
One long stick, one short stick. I got it.
What you need man?
Uh, yeah so make... combine a short stick and a long stick to make a tripod
That does not work little bro
A short stick and the long long stick. Yeah, that does not work.
That does not work? Am I tripping chat?
For a tripod?
It's two shorts
Two sticks
Two short sticks. I got it, I got it, I got it.
I'm yellow now but you got it? Yeah.
Go add that thing to the fire and then make sure the fire is going to stay on.
We got this.
Fucking H1Z1 survival over here, man. so um so Alright, fire should be on for a while.
No one notices us over here.
If this is how we die...
I don't know, bro. That's gonna be the most upsetting shit ever. Oh, it doesn't work with a fucking...
Do you have a pot?
I have a pot.
Yes!
Throw your pot out there real quick.
Alright, hold up.
Oh my goodness...
Fucking hell...
Oh shit... It's actually better because it's going to be boiled too.
I'm gonna try and fish one more time. more. You can also
put the fish in a stick,, but it's slow as shit.
Slow as a motherfucker!
Plus we're gonna get boiled with this which is good.
Give us food and water even though we need more
food but yeah I kinda like that stuff below the
barrels.
Last fishing I got on this hook. Yeah, don't let it burn by the way.
We're fucked.
Yeah I know.
I was just making sure nobody's in my fucking area. that's.
This is such a pain in the ass to do this.
Craft this, craft that, that craft this craft that holy out. Let's just hope we don't get murdered here, Chad.
Take those on the ground next to you so you don't die.
Actually, I can feed you right?
No, not that much.
I'm trying to get some more fish here. Honestly, it feels like the server has five saw on the solo we saw all five
i know there's enough to feed i just don't want to stop fishing so I can be getting it going.
Come on, you stupid fucking fish! Let's go!
This is annoying.
I gotta eat first.
Yeah, and put two next to you. so so I see a bogey in the distance. Where? Right to left, right straight ahead from you.
Going on the road now. You're dangerous looking? Far?
Not that far but on that dirt road that was ahead of us going right to left
looking
i'm gonna hold this big rock right here just thinking let's see i see right to left.
He looks super fresh, like stupid, just spawned.
Making sure you know. Follow him to the body he's going to?
Yeah, maybe actually.
We got problems right now.
I mean, we gotta get food.
I got two fucking wellies, bro.
This game, man.
They can't just let things be fucking normal, huh?
They gotta give you some
fucking wellies.
It's fire.
You can see this bitch from ten miles out.
Okay. you can see this from 10 miles out This could be one of the most annoying things, fishing. I swear. Please just a quick one. Come on, man.
We just want to fucking cook a couple more
for the road. Yeah!
Right off the bat. Please.
Thank you. Not a wellie.
Daisy what are you guys
doing man at this point? You know like
I'm curious.
What the fuck is that?
I got-I've literally fished out three pairs of wellies if you need some shoes.
Okay, nah, I'm good on shoes man.
You sure? Because I got an endless supply.
Like, you know what I mean?
It's a moneymaker.
No no, I'm good on shoes.
Actually my shoes are damaged.
That was good.
Well we don't have any hooks so we can't fish anymore.
My hook's dead.
What?
Hooks dead brother.
Then we got no more food.
We gotta go hunt instead.
Wait this whole fire and kindle
invasion and all that shit? Get my damn power back man.
Motherfucka
Where the hell you at? I don't know
You both fish? Yeah.
At least we survived, uh, surviving for now.
Gotta get more shit now.
I'm gonna go to town and like make canned food, okay?
Let me get one of those shoes man.
Okay. I'm serious man, drop the shoes.
Bro I didn't grab them, they're way back there.
What? Shhh! they can't shoot you.
Oh, they're balking.
Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
Where the fuck is Oba-Baba Dabo?
You know what I'm saying?
Oba-Daga, man.
What the hell is this shit?
I could've took us there.
Your ass got us lost. laws. Just this way.
Wanna go for a babadabo?
Yeah, we can go for a babadaba-bababamba
No... Bamba dama. No.
Whatever it fucking takes, man.
Whatever it fucking takes. Okay. I need to murder, brother.
Need somebody in the scope Oh, Chad.
I'm so sorry about the fucking ball sack gaming tonight.
Where did Kevin go?
I'm up like 30 minutes, it's been an hour and a half.
He fell asleep.
Yeah man he just like thought his son was left.
Maybe that happened.
Shit I kinda wanna play on the Lost Characters anyways.
I mean once you switch I'll probably be headed on.
Yeah, I'm not gonna be out for super long.
Yeah, I already hit seven and a half hours And then if I go on that shit
I'm already-
I'm afresh
Fucking spawned on the moth
That's gonna be another three four hours i get geared up and I don't think I hit this shit yet, I swear the map don't make sense. well. Can I try and find this town I'm trying to find these towns. We've been on running simulator for fuckin' nine hours today, eight hours. I've done nothing. I killed nobody. How are we missing these towns?
I'm running right the fuck you're going.
Bro, I'm telling you this map don't make no sense.
I thought you knew this map?
You told me you did.
I do, but it's just like...
This is not even a Boba Daga!
I know it's not.
I think it's more to our right.
Alright let's get to the boba.
Doing the loop of death right now.
We just need the apple fields.
It's down here.
We're next to a boba, I think it's up this way but I just want to be sure.
Oh turn over here!
Oh my goodness oh my gracious we made it daddy
yeah that's it that's it yeah
oh yes here the tower Oh yeah, I see it. The tower.
Aboba fucking- You know what?
Somebody said,
Y'all know how to get to Abobadaga?
They said, What?!
I said,
Look the thing with Naga in it man.
I forgot the real name of it.
You didn't even put your real name bro.
Oh shit. That's it.
My food is already going back down. Yeah, me too I'm white though so we should be okay for...
Okay a little bit longer.
I told you your ass went the wrong way man! The windmills went in the opposite direction!
We need to get to the body of water though, not too above it.
True true true true true.
Alright... It would be very unfortunate if we got clapped up in here though.
Yeah, it would be. I think I saw this in here, Dad. is uh I'm gonna get you!
My stamina is annoying, because I'm like...
wet and shit but I'm wet and shit, though. Soap and wet.
Hands are dirty that's what i'm gonna do Find a pioneer mag ever, let me know.
I got something to replace this fucking purple bandana man.
Ah damn!
It's just working in here damage with one bullet in it? Cheat or anything?
I'm heading closer.
Oh, you went in the barracks? so so
oh yeah I don't know what the torch trick is doing. All right. Alright. There's nothing I can put on my face besides this purple fucking bandana, let me know man. You're sticking out like a god goddamn bastard.
I'll have the fucking lighter or I'll have to show the matches.. Alright, ready? Let's go.
Walking into town with a goddamn torch? I dry my clothes instantly yeah almost what the
has that over to me once you're done.
I bet your clothes wet and you were sitting next to the fire for so long.
I was, and it's still fucking wet. Everything is soaked.
And some of this shit is not fucking fixing though...
no matter what. everything so some of the shits not fucking fixing
sticks Just take some time, here we go. Not annoying at all bro, come on!
You're the only one that's Not annoying at all, bro. Come on.
The only one that needs fucking is chillin'. Oh my god, bro it won't go in again. Fuck it I don't give a fuck.
This fucking bear... this uh I'll flew fire food in this bitch. Hold up man, you dropped the damn torch I'm trying to...
That shit didn't do that shit for you?
Yeah it got rid of the house.
Drive me up
Drive myself up
Yeah
Get up These towns are never fucking even remotely cleared in the slightest, bro. It's always fucking 17 sounds like this.
Always everywhere, yeah.
Fucking every three feet dude.
Always just out here in the fucking forest, dude.
Getting his inner nature on.
I don't like it.
I don't fuckin' like it. Shut up. I don't fucking like it.
Shut up. I don't fucking like it.
Almost done with this torch, man. Almost done.
Dude what the fuck? the I'm following you for six years enjoy any bit of it and one my best moments being here is when you wear this
talking dog now i'm daggering on you what the
and decay back to your face and destroyed I'm sorry to interrupt you. Name, name, name.
That's horrible. I don't remember that fucking name...
I don't remember that fucking name.
Marnik thank you for bringing back memories I thought I'd forgotten forever.
Thank you, though. I appreciate it. so When I One aggroed on you.
I'm just trapping, trapping.
Oh shit!
Alright, let's out. Ain't shit anywhere, bro.
Bro, there ain't shit. There ain't players.
I wanna know who the fuck is looting it
if there ain't players around, bruh.
Bro, zombies everywhere, no loot and no players. What the fuck is going on?
That's a great combination, huh?
Fucking amazing actually. Very excited to continue playing.
You didn't shoot these Achilles arms armers down here, did you?
I did not.
Someone's here.
I'm knocked! He's in that building.
I thought I saw something.
I may have peppered him a little bit.
Blue door or red?
Red door, I think.
Okay. Finally found somebody and I let him cap me. Bro, he's killing me again man. There's two that way. i got one but I'm probably gonna die with his arms.
I'm alive for now.
Is he dead or alive?
No, I'm alive but if you can back up.
Hit him, hit him again.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
He's gonna sit down there.
Oh my god! Got one.
I got a hundred zombies on me though.
Trying to help you out with that? Not dead, both dead, both dead, both dead.
Get down.
He'll be knocked though but...
...I'm getting beat up by the zombies.
Yeah try and end them if you can.
There's dead one dead.
The other one dead they both dead they both dead just live who's on this right now?
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah.
Get in his fucking building.
Another one.
Other guy, by the way. I'm pretty hurt.
Alright.
My plate carrier is damaged.
Wanna try to get to the back of the building?
Do you have any ammo for your pistol? I'm gonna try to get to the back of the building.
There's two people here. They don't know we killed people, they just know we were fighting them. Yeah, what's up guys?
They don't know we killed people. They just know that we were fighting zombies.
Oh well...
Here I'll get these zombies.
Yeah can you fucking assist me with these zombies bro they're getting crazy
i don't want them going in this building and fucking looting it.
Alright, the building is good. We're chillin'. No zombies in there?
There's a zombie coming at you.
Inside we're chillin'? You wanna come in?
Fuck these guys outside.
Yeah you're in here?
If he tries to get crazy tell me.
I gotchu, I gotchu. Do they have guns?
Uh no.
You sure?
I saw axes so...
Are you gonna kill these zombies?
They're fucking everywhere!
Oh shit!
You guys are fucking weird
Shut up shut up
Are you smoking this fucking guy?
Yeah, you got a blood sickness, brother?
I'm upstairs right now.
Chillin', getting my health back.
Every single piece of building I have is fucked.
Yeah, same.
This guy's really soft by the way.
He's acting mad weird.
I don't know what he's talking about though.
Another guy in there, it seems.
Boys do you guys have any medicine?
Nah, I don't have any medicine brother.
Only got chlorine tablets that clean your water.
Let me know.
... I got food for us.. Are you in the room? Yeah, yeah.
With their bodies?
Whoa!
Where...
What?
I don't know man, you can't just be opening doors on people and shit man.
Uh, okay. I know man, you can't just be opening doors on people and shit man.
Uh... okay.
It gets wicked brother. Sigh Get a cooking pot if you want to check inside of it... Adam or Peter? so so I wasn't badly damaged.
Do I have bullets?
Do I?
If I don't have bullets. Do I?
I don't have bullets.
Do I just leave the nose in them?
I think so. Taking that mosey? Oh.
Taking that Mosin? Nah, you can have it.
I was just badly damaged though, fuck
that. I got a pristine repeater even
though the Mosins better, I'm not risking that shit
Um, I got food if you want to skedaddle out of here we cook some shit
um this guy doesn't really have much else anymore
IV star kit do we need that shit or what?
I'm gonna look at them.
Whatever it's fine.
Clothes are all fucked up.
Who goes there?
No thanks homie.
No thanks. I told you he was acting sus, fuckin' little freak bastard.
Yeah...
What a weird fuck.
That was food.
Yeah.
I'm good to go, bro. You thought he was gonna peek that?
Right! Motherfucker thought he was gonna hit some shit like
are you dumb? I heard the door just goes to show you bro
people don't give a man they will say to you i'm not going to find out i wanted to smoke
them earlier chat was telling me too they were like bro get this fucking guy
I just didn't want to like shoot more and you know
Yeah, some interesting problems
yeah exactly Yeah, exactly
I forgot an mk2 as well like bro. Yeah me would be begun bullets for that
My man saw opportunity it couldn't resist he's was like, fuck it I gotta go. Man they got gear bro!
I gotta try!
I had a feeling as soon as...
I was prepared with my deagle that if I heard a door
I was gonna peek at this guy
Fuck these motherfuckers If I heard a door, I was going to peek at this guy. I'm preparing for it.
Fuck these motherfuckers.
Fucking doofus.
Damage.
Yeah, I'm good to go, that, I'm good. Might just keep the water low.
Get a fucking floor here. For steam.
Yeah, let's try to get some skull masks, so...
Good shit though bro. Good fucking shit. You know, you know, know that's guys got a filter
clap your booty cheeks but i don't know if you're interested in the
filter off this guy no i have a gas mask with a filter on
let me need more than one but it's also not a very good one. He tried to re-peek us. I'm blown away that he went for that.
Yeah, right?
I'm blown away that this motherfucker thought that was a good fucking idea
Take the filter get get charcoal. I'm not using it.
I have enough filters. One in, two out
Should be okay if I...
Say again?
Wanna fuckin' cut the movie passes up?
Yeah, that's what we have to do.
... These guys fucked me up. Good job, Dylan.
There he is.
No skull on this homie. Oh yeah there is. Wait, isn't that a skull? Nah it's his hat.
It's like he shouldn't, top of the board.
Yeah my guy didn't have it. Your guy?
Uh no skill on my guy. Okay Alright, brother.
This might be it for me.
Might be dead here.
Wish me luck.
Oh.
He's going all fucking in right now, okay?
Might be fuckin' dead! dead.
None of these fucks have skulls!
None of these fucks have skulls!
Yeah, because they had no fucking brain left.
We need their
this... I should have scrapped the one in here instead of
risking that.
I can make some more
what's called this?
Hooks. I ruined my hook with the last fishing thing so I'm gonna make two more.
Actually, I came back
Where is this better helmet?
Cass told me that one of these guys had a fucking helmet I could use.
I'm not seeing no damn helmet huh Huh, I'm going to go back. the next area. I'm seeing a new jacket now, really.
And epoxy for my helmet.
Did that hit the head or something.
I think I did get hit in that... Yeah, I'm surprised I went down twice there and didn't die. Jesus.
Thank the fucking lord. I thought it was over.
Thought it was was fucking over. I already have rope, homies.
Wait... oh did I leave my other rope?
Yeah, guess I... I thought I had a rope. Guess not.
I guess I didn't repairing my shit right now.
Oh, you're not?
No.
You're not?
No.
Okay. Okay, okay. Hold up, I'm just repairing my shit right now.
It's right there?
Yeah, but I wanted a nice one.
Pristine, yo.
Pristine. pristine yo christine
well pristine crossbow right here
okay i thought I just died.
Closing a door.
Oh my pants are fucking ruined.
My jacket's ruined so I feel ya.
You don't got no extra pants right?
Nah.
Alright, so we just get the fuck outta here then.
See if this guy's got pants- oh this guys got jeans! Yeah.
Taking them? No you take them already up oh i gotta play some tetris
fuck bastard man fuck I should ruin things inside my inventory.. okay so do we want to go fight barely Do we win a gunfight?
Barely.
All right, I'm good to leave whenever, brother.
I just need to get my inventory sorted and we cook some food, so...
Hold on. You wanna know something? This guy's probably gonna come back.
Think so?
Got food you good? That's all right. You got food? You good?
Mmm, that stuff sorta.
I can make- I can cook us after.
Get the fuck out of a bubba dogga bro. Yeah yeah I got sure we could go. so I'm gonna shit we talking already
We'll be okay bro, we'll be okay It's obviously real.
We'll be okay, bro.
Ah!
Wait... What? Hmm. okay Clicking here for that too.
Actually this cook spot sucks, I'll take it back.
Alright, alright.
Zombies by the way.
Fucking bleeding from this dumb fuck!
Fuck! yeah Nice. I'll let you out. A little extra help. Put some mag in there,
I found an ass to kick in. swan There's a tank dude.
Yeah, real shit.
Brass knuckles too.
You got knocked out twice?
Yeah bro while those guys both... I thought you fucking died!
I thought I was dead too.
I was like damn bro two knockouts and I'm probably dead
I guess let's just leave this shit.
Yeah, yeah, let's go to a house in the open.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
There is random houses in the forest.
Oh, I really thought you were fucking dead bro.
On the first drop or on the second? Oh no, first drop. you were fucking dead, bro.
On the first drop or the second?
Oh no, first drop I thought you were dead but then you said I'm not
so I was like alright bet so I'm gonna keep peeking these
fucking guys and you know like
trying to protect your body.
I'm peeking you fucking get knocked
again and i was like no but i thought
You died at that time
Yeah some guy still had a magnet on my body
A little bit
So i just full on shoulder just fucking shoulder peek the door
Clapped one
And then uh...
Just tapped the other guy with a pistol
Good shit brother Good shit. Sav. Good shit.
Saved the day there.
It was fun.
It was fun.
I just...
Bro, if you were dead, I'd be like alright bro, I'm going ball-deep in there.
Yeah but maybe this barn is a good spot to go. deep in there.
But maybe this barn will have something to put in?
What really got me is that last guy.
I'm stuttering because
that shit just...
You were even saying it.
Yeah, yeah.
He's acting weird. Comes back here You're even saying it. Yeah, yeah. This guy's sus.
He's acting weird!
Like he's acting weird.
Comes back you hear the door.
Hey bro, he's back.
Listen we can feel better about ourselves the way we killed him rather than just randomly killing a fucking... Oh for sure. For sure.
Not you yet. not you, yeah.
Or fucking shore, man.
The last guy got you too He almost got me
Yo Turner786 by the way
Thanks for the gift it says brother man
Appreciate you dude
Welcome guys to the squad
We got a gift though from Mr Turner here.
Thanks brother.
He almost killed me.
The guy we killed was in my chat, by the way.
Which one?
Uh...
The guys who were in the building?
No no, the other guys.
Oh, the other two?
Yeah, that's fine.
Hey he said GG's me and my bro were camped up in the building. You shit on us? I can't believe my duo didn't finish Summit
Yeah you guys had knocked me twice
Thank goodness.
Hey, are you still safe brother? Yeah I don't have any how many minutes well they had some but it was ruined Alright, not good. Not good doing it in here.
We should be able to do it in here for sure.
This is close to a spawn area.
Yeah.
We should have to kill those motherfuckers.
I mean, if we die
it's a fucking bum spawning in like
These are
Door is locked
Go the other side. Could be a good thing for us. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
All right.
You got anything to stonify him?
Nah.
Oh!
Yo!
You guys heard?
What?
My family.
I'm gonna go get my stuff.
Okay. I'll just... I'll just... You got anything to start a fire? Nah. Oh, yo!
I found something
to put on the fucking... Start a fire
I'm gonna go hunting
Start a fire and we'll go hunting
God fucking dammit!
Where was that motherfucker?
I see him, I see him.
Think I's him.
I got that hand, brother!
Shot right in his face. That's quick death, no pain. Hopefully this thing doesn't absorb all the Oh, that's fucking weak.
Weak sauce, weak sauce, weak sauce.
Fucking weak sauce.
Better than nothing, can't be fine.
I'm gonna go get some more of this stuff.
I don't know what the fuck is in here.
I think there's a lot of them. I'll just take one. I'll just take two. Better than nothing, can't be fine.
Got some little bit extra cook.
I got the fire about to be going right now.
We have to protect ourselves here, people might move in on us, try to murder us. This is not exactly the greatest defend house.
It's a very bad house.
All good brother I believe in us
oh all right my meat is gone rip your steak my fucking meat is gone. Rip your steak.
My fucking food is gone?
Alright...
Somebody even said it restarts in a couple minutes by the way
and I fucking forgot. It's all good.
In six hours, it killed two people.
Well,
that means better than zero people.
That's actually legit.
But then look at an infected kill.
Infected kill, 123.
Wait, and six...
What are you saying?
Oh, they gotta be wrong then.
Okay, I was about to say, players killed two from Wait what? Oh they gotta be wrong then. You sure that's not death? Nah, they gotta be wrong then.
Okay I was about to say players killed two for me as well and infected 123.
I know I killed more than 2 bro, I killed fucking like 7 or 8.
You have to log out yourself rather than get kicked out.
Okay, okay.
He's legit in a care.
All right, Jeej brother.
We got something to do tomorrow then.
I have some food I could cook, so...
All good?
Alright bro.
Alright jeez.
Get it, get it.
Get it bro. all right chat i think we're gonna call it there i don't i think kevin maybe just took the night off or something like that i don't know if he's... Maybe he's playing.
Nah, I think maybe he just took the night off, so we'll play with him tomorrow.
Let me see here. Okay.
Oh, dudes.
I'm tired.
Thank you so much for hanging out on the stream.
I realized that today was
kind of a weird-ass stream, man.
And tomorrow will be better.
Hopefully tomorrow will be better.
Yeah, kind of like
just like a
kind of a boring
session today.
I wasn't really
into it.
I was kind of
just going with
the motions today.
You know what I'm saying?
Wasn't really all up
wasn't really all here you know what I'm saying? Wasn't really all up, wasn't
really all here you know what I'm saying? I feel like it
wasn't really dude good streamership day so my bad but
yeah thank you guys so much for chilling regardless. Thank
you for hanging out in the stream. Um you know keeping
keep the chat moving all day and all the subs resubs gift those appreciate your brothers
i'll probably give you guys a silent century right now since we played with him before
cool guy very good dude make sure you guys are very respectful to
him and his community please okay don't give him any about anything
all that good stuff i'll be on again tomorrow.
I don't know exactly what time
because my sleep schedule
has been completely fucked,
so
I'm going to try
to figure it out, okay?
Good night guys.
Sleep well.
Make sure you guys have fun
with Silent Century. thanks for the final
recess than I hardcore HK things by the long ass time yeah decode II Tony man
Matt Mantellini and you know say it's eight stay so much
guys I appreciate your bones thanks for the long time
here four years i see you man mutual love guys we should love anyways i'm gonna send
you over now good night sleep well i'll catch you guys a little later see you guys.