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Baby, I'ma have the best fuckin' night of my life
And wherever it takes me
I'm down on the ride
Baby, don't you know
I'm good, yeah, I'm feelin' alright
Cause all is done
Yeah, I'm feelin' alright
Baby, I'ma have the best fuckin' night of my life Thank you. so so. so so. so so Thanks for watching! all right shot i'm here thank you guys for tuning in the stream good morning afternoon again
Good evening. How's everybody doing? Um so I'm still feeling pretty tired chap but
It's not gonna get any better than this
tonight, so
We're just jumping on a. I'm not feeling as sick
as I was before, so that should be okay. I've had time to rest
my body a little bit down some waters relax for a little
not necessarily catch too much shut-eye, but just
You know better
Sorry about the weird stream today guys. Sorry about the weird stream today, guys.
Sorry about that one. I didn't expect Once Human to be so early.
But I didn't mind that game actually. I thought it's pretty fun i think kutch was liking the two
what to see when it's like the pvp though how'd you like uh yeah
i wanna i want to get some pvp in on it then i'll be able to really judge it.
Did that end up being like Defiance? It felt similar
to me. I felt very similar
to me as Defiance, questing and stuff
Now I don't know how the PvP
is going to go but hopefully
it will be something that's cool and fun
Like I was saying I keep reiterating that josh really likes it
and i think josh is really hyping up the pvp so
thanks for always keeping us entertained brother
two streams in the same day is insane.
It's not really two streams, brother.
One cut-up stream because I just could not handle it.
I was too much of a bitch to fucking handle it.
Let's be real,
let's be fuckin' real here
I could have maybe pushed through if I tried a little harder, but...
We were bitch-made today by the way.
But you know...
I never said that I was a fucking strong person.
Okay, let me fucking shut up. Hmm.
Okay Let us know we are so bad. so I'm deciding where I want to start today, chat.. Huh.
Should have hit an app. The MF survival server should be up soonish this week.
We'll see how it goes though.
Chances are I'm just gonna get DDoS to shit for a while, but we'll see how it goes.
Good ol' DayZ community.
Invite XQC, Lema.
I mean,
I'll say this, dude. If XQC came to play play on our server we're not banning them saying thanks but no thanks
i'll say that the juicer's got my back bro
the juicer's got our back. We'll see what's up.
We'll see what happens.
I just found this insane video, you won't believe it.
Link. Feels bad, man.
I'm always talking about how
I'm like the fucking walking plague
and man, he has it
five times ten times worse than I do.
Stream intro! Oh my god shut up man shut up man we're not doing it I just got a northern pike as a gun and once even. the problem with xcc is that he's going on public servers so he needs to get
into sharing sign if he needs to go into moderated private service
oh man that's exactly what he did that's exactly what day one is what would you think
the day one is they exist because it's a community server that they can control,
so they can ban stream snipers.
They can ban people that are cheating,
and I sort of think you're playing on just officials.
You have no power for that, right?
That's why community servers exist in DayZ because they can't stop cheaters in their
game but admins and shitcats can. He's just the walking plague, man.
You know what I'm saying?
And I guess they didn't want to deal with it.
We all have our opinions on shit.
I'm not gonna start banning people again for their opinions. It's so funny these guys
earlier were spouting the fuck off dude like, oh man Summit you look
so bad right now for doing this. Oh my god.
How can you have an opinion like that? My
opinion differs from yours, so you hate me and you want
to ban me? And I was just sitting there
thinking, I'm so fucking tired
and annoyed that I just, yeah
I will fucking ban your dumbass. Yeah absolutely
you know what I'm saying? It's like
these dudes are poking me while I'm fucking no sleep
you know having eaten
feeling sick and wondering like wondering why i'm banning their
dumb asses for acting like a piece of you know what i'm saying like oh you're such
a bad person oh lord have mercy that's what I was dealing with earlier.
We lost a guy that had typed here for like
999 plus times
He just... he lost it
after I lost it.
I lost it at how they handled the XGC situation,
that kind of blew me over the top.
And then when I seen some people type some shit,
uh... I lost it a little bit more.
... I lost it a little bit more. I haven't tried to secure... Yeah, I have tried to secure. I've tried tried that. Yeah, I have tried this guy actually it's a little laggy they never finished them out so it's not like fun it's not it's not it doesn't feel clean. It feels laggy. So that's like... That's a no-bun on that. Deer Isles is a great map.
Livonia's a great map.
The problem with some of these maps
are that there's just not servers that run them, dude.
There's not good popular servers.
My issue with this whole thing
that's happening with Day 1, which sucks
is that they're the king
servers. They're king shit around here so
it definitely sucks not to be playing on it. But
what the fuck you gonna do?
Wait no, do I a player right now? Oh yeah, Karma Cree has a Livonia server.
That's pretty good.
Okay, I'll look them up.
Yeah these guys are my saviors right now.
These guys are my saviors right now.
These guys are my saviors.
They've also accepted us with more open arms.
On one end it's's like, nah,
can't give you and your friends shit.
On the other end, it's like, yo,
hit me up if you need anything.
Very big difference there.
You know?
Very big difference there. Oh, you just started the DayZ community server.
You like it?
Yeah, that's fine man.
It's good times.
I'm going to go ahead and do a quick run through this one. Day one's bigger now that DayZ is getting popular too.
Yeah you right, you're right. Hopefully we can get that popularity going
somewhere else to spread the love a little bit. We'll see what happens with MF servers. Are you cool with a1 now no no no nope kevin's still banned Thank you. Also, it's weird that the XQC band almost annoys me more than the Kevin Band.
Even though there is more reason for it right
it's the message all right it's the reasoning
right behind the band right it's the message that's left there
it just screams i'm a douchebag
you know what I mean?
That's the problem.
It just screams I'm a fucking douchebag, and I can't get behind that shit brother i can't get behind that
shit That dude, Kevin seems so mild-mannered.
How can he get banned, bro?
Because there's no thought process.
There was no thought process there.
It was just simply following...
It was just like a rule ban.
It wasn't like, oh, there's malicious activity going on here.
It was like...
It was like, there could be potentially
malicious activity going on here. Let's just nip it in the
bud you know man that's more like what it was yeah I was yeah
I'm in the same time zone and go to bed at 7am with you.
Balance the energy drinks with some media like TLS.
Love, You.
Did he come into your stream? Was he actually on stream? I just came into my JIS trip, but I don't wanna like just say that shit randomly.
Did he come in your trip? Was he actually stream-trapped or was he saying he was falsely banned?
He said he wasn't even on the same server. So remember when we stopped servers?
Cause we thought there were a lot of people or whatever. Okay.
We swapped servers and he was still on the other server
and he got banned on the other server.
What?
Which server did we swap to? I don't even know.
Remember when, um...
We got off Deadfall?
Yeah exactly and then uh
we went to
the Namus whatever the fuck that map
is. We lost it.
Yeah, we went over there and then
we died like 30 times in
like 30 minutes.
And then we swapped servers trying to get back into you know some other servers
kevin joined and we all went on that server with like those people and he killed a bunch of people
yeah while we're on that server the server we left because we died a lot, he got banned over there.
Yeah.
It was like Cam or something.
Savage is doing their best I guess.
You know what I'm saying?
He was saying he got banned
So I don't know
I can do nothing about it brother. Sorry man.
Yeah dude.
Seems like false bands be happening around the DayZ world.
Yeah yeah, seems like it because I just heard you
talking about bands and shit
so that's what
just reminded me.
Yeah, our band
was a little bit different
to be fair.
I don't even know
what it was about
I just heard bands.
The band Kevin.
Wait, who who band who who banned them no kid uh servers why
um because they thought he was cheating because they he is he was in my model
list and it's a server rule on that one specific server
That you are not allowed to watch your teammates' streams while playing
Playing WoW?
Is this fucking roleplay now?
What the fuck?
Like if that's my friend...
I'm gonna sing about a herd, brother. It's competitive advantage or something.
Kevin has been playing DayZ for a week.
Day1 servers have players that have been playing for 10 plus thousand hours. Kevin has been playing the game for a week, bro.
Yeah, what the fuck?
Bro, you know what's crazy? People who are not
streaming, right? People who are now streaming
could never get caught.
There'd be discord screen sharing and shit.
It's not an enforceable rule that they enforced upon Kevin.
Someone who would never maliciously take advantage or something like that.
The whole thing is just... It screams douchebags are running in service basically, you know what I'm saying?
And then he said X got banned on the same server or what?
Yeah, X got just instantly banned and he got the message that said thanks but no thanks.
From the ad.
What?
Wait was that today?
This is like a couple months ago I think.
Oh okay it's been a long time ago.
Thanks for no things? Thanks for making our server popular bro.
Yo Beats! Beats Suwu!
Thanks so much Beats by the way for gifting us that sublet earlier brother.
I appreciate you bro and Bloody Bar uh varlis thanks so much man
appreciate it not even that with so many players
yeah
damn Yeah. Damn.
That's just a place we don't go.
It's a place we don't go.
Wait, have I played on the server? Or no?
I don't think you've played on the Day One server, because when you started playing it was already after Kevin got banned.
So we had already kind of stopped playing there and yesterday I was willing to be like Yeah fuck it dude, who cares
You know what I mean? Just see if they have a bad day
So that's like alright. Obviously they really want
To stick to it so I guess I'm sticking with my decision too
Hey Franky you're gonna join yourself on these other servers right I love Day 1 servers doesn't mean you have to.
Hey thanks for your fucking retarded input brother, I appreciate it. Sorry to say that word chat.
I apologize. Kinda just flew out of the mouth after seeing stupid my fault
thanks for your take though i appreciate it being completely useless to us Like, completely off the fucking point of what we're even talking about then.
I like day one.
Doesn't mean you have to.
Nobody said anything about, like,
day one being not a good server. It's definitely
king shit servers. You know what I'm saying?
Like, for you to just say that means you're ignoring
everything else and you're just a fucking idiot
and you're just raising your hand for that. That's crazy!
Raise your hands for that, brother.
I like those servers.
Doesn't mean you have to.
You're right, dude.
We just... That's exactly what we were talking about, bro.
We were talking about...
We were just talking about how we just hate
those servers for no reason.
You're right. Thank you so fucking much for chiming in with your stupid
brother people are dumb all over the place today chat's insane absolutely insane Got it, brother. Actually I'm just gonna go look...
I'm going to throw this life, I think.
Do I throw this life? Or do I try and save it?
Could save it. Let's just save it.
Let's see save it.
Let's save it.
I was feeling like I didn't want to, but...
He said it to a guy in chat who was talking.
Yeah, but what the fuck did that guy have said? You know what I'm saying?
It's just... for more than something that had nothing to do with what we're talking about.
... I don't want to fight zombies anymore.
I'm sick of it, leave me alone!
What? Where did those swings go?
My favorite zombie encounter. so I notice someone's always grumpy when he starts to stream.
I'll be honest, man.
It's not really a grumpy thing. It's like an
I-can't-stand-stupid-people thing.
You know what I mean?
So if you're gonna raise your hand and say stupid shit
it's hard for me to ignore.
Oh. It's hard for me to ignore. That's all.
That's what it is. Oh dude, I'm totally dying
by the way this thing's...I'm sick!
We're about- we don't even know if
we're about to start coughing soon because we used a fucking dirty drag.
It's about, it's about to be bad for this guy chat. Our dude is about to be in trouble. so I got us like half a million dead already.
We're on the struggle. A wee bit.
Random warm Piyuska, that's nice.
Doesn't look like anybody has actually spawned here in a little
bit stuff is actually here you don't just leave knife, I guess. so so You ever play the Titan server, I think they're called?
Um...I don't think so.
I don't really want to tell you guys all of the servers that I've played
but I've played pretty good ones
Pretty damn good ones
But yeah there's just
not a lot of them, let's be real. There's not a lot of good
DayZ servers
that are consistently full
with people and shit like that. It's a very...
I honestly don't even know what's going on with it because daisy like let's
look how many people are playing the game right now you know so let's look here daisy
dude kind of Can I type with one hand there?
Can I do that?
Has 28,000 people playing. You're telling me there's only like a handful of servers that
are full all the time you know what's going on with DayZ.
I don't know if this shit is just so super fucking gated you can't do a server,
I don't know if this shit is just that you can't get your server really popular like that
I don't know if it's like people just be playing official servers and what they don't play community servers
I don't know what the fuck it is, but go look up official service
They're not that poppin' even, right?
Unless I'm wrong.
Maybe I have to go back and look,
but I don't recall them being fuckin' necessarily
poppin' the fuck off, you know?
Huh. popping the fuck off, you know? It's like, so where the fuck are the 28,000
people that play this game?
The good servers probably take up a total of like five Mr. Son of a One-Cheat
The good servers probably take up a total of like 500 people
What's that?
Yesterday, chat was telling me that Hutch is making his own server
Yeah, so we don't have to worry about weird shit how yeah how is that gonna like is that like uh anybody's getting in that and our friends will have problem
our friends left prom yeah and stream cycles get. We'll have an admin watching us over.
How easy?
Yeah, it should be
mucho better than
some places. I mean, I would still
think that I want to mix up where I go...
Oh for sure. For sure.
...between his servers and the others right?
Yeah, I like mixing.
Mixing back servers is the best way to do it.
Even without the stream setting and shit
I like the mixing because it's like
more lives you know
You got gear on this fucking guy.
You've got gear on this guy over here
and this guy is just a little bit of variety there.
Yeah yeah yeah.
Different maps, shit like that.
He's gonna have two different servers
for the different maps one Livonia and one Lumal.
I imagine they'll be popular while we're playing for a little while but after we're done playing DayZ
They will die off. That's just how it goes.
Yeah... Yeah.
Again, I'm not Buddha man. Shut up. Yeah, we always have prio problems when
we come over to places like this but I'll say
this...I'm not gonna say which server
but you know, I got hit up by some people that were like yo just let us know
you know who you want you know if you want somebody proud one of your boys or something
like that just let us know we got you yeah so but it's a server that we haven't had any
problems on yet so i I'm not gonna just raise
it and ask for it to skip.
Yeah, I know what you're talking about.
So yeah.
That's cool though.
I mean bro, I feel like that's the way to do it, in a sense. Right? Like...
I imagine some people can't, I guess.
I'm not gonna sit here and pretend all the back-end bullshit
that goes on with this stuff but uh...
It's still cool for them to even fucking hear us now even it is really nice for them to help There's a steak knife inside of the fucking...
That's part of the engine goddamn steak knife
hello I guess we're going this way out.
Okay, GooseBall?
Am I in a better mood?
I don't know if you guys want to watch me play Daisy Dudes.
My mood's not going to get too much different.
Ah! Yeah, relax a little bit you big doofus, okay?
You're doing just fine.
Alright... A little goofball? Just for attention, I understand. Keep it raw
Stop it, Ali.
Stop scoffing at me, you goofball.
What's going on here?
Some gun?
Looks like it. Looks like it's a gun and a seat.
Ellie, stop really! What are you doing?
You big attention whore. You're fine.
All right, this is the way I was supposed to go, I guess?
Or did I just do a circle again back in the same spot?
Okay. Well...
I guess I don't know how to leave this fucking town so we're just gonna go-
Ellie. Stop it. What are you barking at? Huh? No. Hear me? Stop being a butthead alright?
I can put you in the chair right next to me and you'll be able to chill and say what's up.
You want some more attention.
I don't know where the fuck I spawned that
I can't leave.
I don't know how to leave this area.
What the fuck am I, man?
Ah! Ellie, do you want to go upstairs? Huh? You look...
She's just trying to play.
It's a show of hands.
I'm not going to let her in here.
I don't know what she wants me to do.
I'll get out of the way.
I can't wait for her to come back.
I mean, it's like we're on a trip.
We've been through so much.
I think we should all be able to make it. I mean, I think that's what I was thinking about. I mean, I think that's what I was thinking about. Ellie, do you want to go upstairs? Huh?
She's just trying to play. That's what she's trying to do.
She's excited wagging her tail like crazy.
Chill homie!
Nice little shitbag. I can't, I can't. No more. Stop.
What?
Stop it.
Okay, good girl This is deadfall, yeah.
I don't know what I have as a title, it's just shown.
Stop! Yeah, I saw the skyline. This is so... Stop.
Yeah, I saw the skyline.
Get the goddamn doggy.
I'm gonna let her upstairs.
She's like...
She's wanting a little too much attention right now.
I can't give... I can't give you the attention that you seek, you big dummy. okay.. You're concerning mama.
She's worried about your ass.
Thinking you'll hurt your leg,
you goofball cause you're barking.
No more. Stop.
I have no idea where I'm going bro, I'm about to just F11 this shit with my fucking......I don't even know if you can do that with a wrench.
Ah! I don't even know if you can do that with a wrench.
My dog's name is Ellie2 and you're confusing the F out of her.
Oh, no kidding water.
Sorry about that, brother.
It's been a long time viewer day.
Yo, uh... I really do.
What's going on?
Am I messing your name up, dude?
I really...
What's up?
Thanks so much for the 25 dollars
brother i appreciate you man mucho love that's a lot of money dude thank you for supporting
the channel if that's gonna be top donor right above crims out here i appreciate you too crims right here appreciate you too crimps what car did
you race with in gta crim's my bad brother i didn't even see your donut man
i apologize sir your second dinner um
what car do i race in gta
hi uh what cars are racing last on prodigy I was racing a 10F.
The 10 F is good. I was racing a 10F.
The 10F is good.
And I like... I usually like the GTR R35
because it's a pretty damn good car
in the actual racing game, GTA Online.
Also, the Feltzer is pretty good in the normal game.
The Masacro is really good in the normal game.
So those are all cars that generally transition to rp racing pretty well Oh yeah, what happened to my top donut earlier?
Oh maybe I just out of habit
Just refreshed it
To be honest with you man
Shit
The real top donut of the day
Is Netasaur. I'll remember that, netasaur
I'm sorry guys
It's just kind of a habit to refresh everything when i get to the start of my stream every day
Not intended. Not intended.
Okay, goofball? so The racing scene at 4.0 is nutty, you will love it? Yeah, I plan on going back and participating in that a little bit.
Am i feeling better than I was before?
Oh yeah, dude. Yeah. Before it was like I didn't have any
fluids in me...I was fuckin' just drinking Red Bulls trying to stay awake
uh...didn't have enough sleep,
my body is like... I got a weak stomach dude
I've got a weak stomach from my dad
Doing shit like that
I pay the piper in nauseous mode you know what i mean Damn, man. I'm actually kinda getting screwed here.
Ah, man! We ran to another spawn point!
That is...I don't even know what to say about that.
I managed to find another fucking spawn point?
No, maybe?
I don't actually know.
Tusco-rah-rah...
I don't even know where the fuck I am, dude.
I went into a weird place. This has to be a spawn. I might just get two of you guys. uh huh We're in a wee bit of trouble here on this character.
I don't think we are making it, almost barely. Oh!
He's a pretty rough, pretty rough star for me. Would I eat pizzas or burritos
for life? Probably burritos. I used to get the bean rice and BRC burrito from El Pollo Loco off the dollar menu, and
that was my shit so Oh, I forgot to use the thing to disinfect my rags with.
Ah, gotta go back.
You're right 100%
I was like...
Oh! You're right, 100%. I was like... Oh bro!
Eyerly. I'm so sorry bro.
I am so fucking sorry
brother man. Holy shit
dude. Eyerly thank you so much for the dono bro
I'm saying like
I hope I'm not messing your name up
Thank you so much for supporting like that
That's a lot of fucking money brother
I appreciate ya man You got got the top doing of the day double time now. You're gonna be keeping the head warm
for a little while. Appreciate you bro. Thank
you so much my man. I'm so sorry dude
I wish you would have given me like a five
on the next one, you know
Like know long time viewer and thanks for being here uh thanks for being a long-time
viewer bro thanks you're continuously coming back. so so so I mean we're hanging in there best we can while dying to hunger
there was
there's an animal scoffing right now dude but bit. Might be our only choice. We're gonna have to run too far, we have
to go hunt this animal down. No other choice. I think i'll die if i don't It's a Bambi.
Won't catch it.
Is that a Bambi, Scott? Uh, Yellen? It's not a sheep or something? Gotcha, what's up Prague? How you doing bro?
If you keep your water up hunger takes a long time to kill ya. Yeah I gotcha. Okay. Anthony, I haven't played it yet
I don't know if I'm really interested in just yet.
Just bad timing on what I feel like playing lately,
It's not up that game's alley but
I'm definitely going to check it out eventually.
We'll see where it's at in a couple months, probably.
You know, R1Dude,
just download that shit, bro.
Go download the demo, see what you think. For the most
part it feels like...
I'm gonna give you something alright? It's going to be a weird
comparison here or a weird put together
of video games but it felt like Division
meets Rust a little bit.
Division meets Rust a little bit,
and I haven't gotten into the PvP just yet,
but there is PvP zones.
I do want to try it.
Josh really, really likes the game.
So I keep saying that just because
you know
he wouldn't like it for no fucking reason.
Bro this is wild. I don't know where to go boys we're dead.
I've never been so lost on Deadfall. Just going spawn to spawn.
I've been to three spawns!
Let's go this way.
Yeah, we dead boys, jeech!
It's been a little bit since I've died to hunger, you know?
... Yeah.
Kill a bear with it, see if the zombie right here has got some food. Go! Don't worry about it brother, I don't got time. Rough.
Rough life on the zombie spawns for sure right now.
And I lost the trail. Maybe down here?
Is this something different, is it something that I looted?
I don't know if I looted this one or not.
This is like an attachment to that.
I think it's...
Yeah, I've already been here.
What am I doing? Is this the Yeah, I've already been here. These little pathways got me doing circles, Rose.
These little pathways got me doing circles.
I think the first daily message,
I didn't play the whole message for some reason.
But I wasn't wanting...
Oh wait.
But I was wanting to know if you enjoyed
what you enjoyed about DayZ. Oh!
I mean,
just that your on an adventure, you know what I'm saying?
I love dying to hunger
It's my favorite I love fighting two hunger. It's my favorite.
I love fighting two zombies at the same time.
I love when they have no loot on them.
Some of my favorite stuff to do in a video game you know what i mean To give you a real answer,
it's just
like Tarkov. It's got
similar
features It's like Tarkov, right? It's got similar wants and needs out of it.
But at the same time,
it's always going.
It's a true survival game
while Tarkov is a true extraction game.
Those are the two huge
differences between the two.
Really like both games a lot. I think Daisy
offers up more adventure
than a game like Tarkov and that's kind of
what I like. Random encounters. Are you teaming
up with these people? Are you killing these people?
You know what I'm saying? Are you getting loot off
these guys?
I like all those feelings of DayZ,
but it also comes with the feelings
of like get on type of things it's just uh if you have gear fear and
tarkov for instance you're definitely gonna have your fear uh in daisy it's um It's a highs are high, lows are low type of game. Sometimes you die for things out of your control in DayZ.
Oh yeah, all the time.
I die all the time
in DayZ to stupid shit.
Although I die all the time in DayZ. It's stupid shit. All the freakin' time! Alright, let's get truckin'. Is that one
item gonna push me to not dying for a long enough period
of time that we can get this run started. I'm not
sure.
Yeah, so Tarkov, you're taking people's stuff.
You're building a stash and DayZ depending on how
you play can feel like more like one life but what
you're missing is what you're forgetting
Is that there are base building servers
there are servers at higher loot pools um that plays daisy completely different In DayZ survival games, or survival servers, you're pretty much the one life in it.
You know? Stacking up
the one character.
Hoping to get something started. You know what I'm saying?
Hoping to live the whole time.
On Tarkov, you're looking to steal people's stuff
find things put it in your stash sell stuff you know what i mean go again if
you die you go right back to your stash you build up another loadout and go
again and daisy you die you're right back to the starting point, trying
to find a can of beans.
Would you rather play Dark Daisy or Tarkov for life? I like both games a lot,
but I think DayZ would offer me more
diversity over a long period of time.
I think Tarkov would start to burn me out.
But, to be fair, so the
fucking does DayZ. I will be burned
out on this game in a couple weeks. Promise. Tarkov hasn't fallen off necessarily.
It's just its popularity is happening and popping when it wipes.
After the
wipe has settled in for a long time,
it starts to lose people's interest
until the next wipe basically.
. to be fair i would normally say like i get cooler fights in tarkov but
dude i've actually been getting some cool ass fights and daisy um
that haven't been winning winning the fights but i've been killing people it's been fun Yeah, we had a 4v1 and 3v1 last night. We won the 4v1 and then lost the 3v1.
The 4v1 they were more spread out though I had more cover
I could move around a little bit more.
The 3v1 was straight up in the motherfucking forest so it was a little tough.
If I can go back in time I would have changed how I played it because I fucked it up basically.
I just ended up getting shot by the second person too much.
Okay these tables have good loot.
Raaaaaawr! hmm so rough life we're living there right now. No way that's
M-LOK9 15 rounder, But it's badly fucking damaged.
Always has to be badly
damaged, I'll tell you that. Always.
But! Can't complain.
Guns a gun, gun's a gun.
I'm now deadly and can protect myself. Just like you always complain and always. Nice dude, randomly take shots at the streamer
I like that, that's a fucking nice thing to do bro
When we're not talking about anything or complaining about anything
You just gotta bring something up and be a negative Nancy for no reason When we're not talking about anything, we're not complaining about anything.
You just gotta fucking bring something up and be a negative Nancy for no fucking reason.
Let's cut this person off so he can get a skull.
I love it, dude
Let's try to just randomly start
conflict where there is none right now, dude.
You're right.
I do complain a lot and somehow you're still finding yourself back to the channel
which is fucking baffling to me, brother man. let's see
yasha made you first instead of fucking up my steak knife.
Yeah eating human meat gives you side effects it's called kuru you're gonna laugh a lot and
you're going to get the shakes the shakes um you know they can mess up your shot without a doubt oh Um...
Why don't we just leave it at that?
Just one hook.
Let's go two hooks this time.
Is there another hook in there?
No, let's go two hooks this place. Is there another hook in there? Two hooks this time!
Can you explain the benefits of the skull mask?
There is no benefit to the skull mask Mask, there is just on this one specific map.
On this
one specific... I guess we'll carry this for now maybe we'll get lucky and find
the thing pretty fast um we were heading
this way
am i trying body cam later? Probably not later today. But uh...
Yeah.
Shhh! um so I thought someone already banned that guy.
I was looking for him, wanted to see if anything else was said
That guy said the same thing like five days ago or something like that
Complaining about complaining.
How much you make my title dude? so Skilly, how are you still here?
Huh?
How did you find your way back,
Skilly? Didn't you get banned yesterday?
Why are you back, Skilly?
I need to hear this.
Riddle me this, motherfucker.
What's going on in your brain?
Did you make a new account and then show back up to the channel, brother?
Skilly.
Just be honest, man. I'm not mad. You know what I'm saying? I ain't mad about anything.
I'm just curious now.
Yes sir you did.
Skilly weren't you talking shit to me earlier bro like
you didn't like me or something. Are you just back to talk shit
are you back because you want a watch? I'm confused at this point right now.
Not mad about it. I'm not mad about it.
I'm just curious. He's a passionate hate watcher? Maybe. You guys didn't ban him again, did you? He's there.
Yeah, don't...
Let's not ban him.
Let him be.
He's gonna make a new account and show back up, who am I to judge?
Who wants the watch? I'm with it.
Free my man, Tegasus! He's a dedicated viewer.
Freed him from his out... unbound stealing.
Ah! his out. Unbound still in there. He's already unbanned, I mean he's got a different account unless
he wants this other account unbanned for some reason.
Uh, it's been kind of a weird run. I don't do anything.
Just been kinda struggle bussing along. oh my god That's interesting, right? so Keep him locked up. Now, like I said. Someone's gonna make an account and come back to the channel. I'm just gonna stick with him.
Robot subbed on the new account. Skilly, I don't know if you wanted that sub or not bro but you got one.
Thanks for Baquano.
Mr. Baquano thank you so much brother for gifting this up sir. Appreciate ya man.
You troll you? You freakin' troll you?
Where's this chicken? Chicken, where you at?
Chicken? Just have to listen up front. Alright dude. I'm gonna make some gloves. This is the best we've been anywhere.
Don't stack, no way of... so I don't know what the house i'm looking for. New viewer here, can I see?
You look good for 26 stream reviews. What's going on brother?
Ultimate streamer man Thank you bro, thank you bro I'll end the stream on that.
Thank you, bro.
Thank you, bro.
It means a lot. Okay. I got you through nursing school?
I appreciate you, brother.
That shit's hardcore, brother.
Appreciate it man.
Thanks for coming through all the time.
Thank you guys.
Thank you, thank you guys. Thank you, thank you.
Maybe this one. so Well, this has definitely been more of a survival type of start than I'm used to. Oh, that's beautiful.. uh You know what I can do here? so What makes people less likely to kill on sight in this game compared to Tarkov?
You know, because you guys have to all start from a a similar point right not everybody's just logging into daisy
you know fully geared you know i'm saying that takes time it
takes a little bit of surviving.
In Tarkov you're mostly going to be running with people who all have weapons,
You know what I'm saying?
You're not gonna be coming across a person
who doesn't have a weapon in Tarkov more than likely.
The reason people team up in DayZ is that they're not all in a dominant position from the get-go.
So some of them require assistance on starting their journey.
And a lot of times that means teaming up with people
because it's not super easy for people to get a good start.
So yeah, that would be my response to that.
It's just you find more people in similar positions as you and Daisy to, you know, be able to have to be like, okay,
yo man, you wanna team up? You wanna go at this
together? You know what I'm saying?
Use your help.
I need your help. I'm going to go ahead and get the chicken. Baked chicken is 35% more food than boiled.
That's fine, I like boiled dude.
I like it hitting the whole fucking front, you know what I'm saying?
I like the water and the food to get hit.
I don't mind taking a hit on food for that.
I like to keep it across the motherfucking board baby.
Okay. the motherfucking board baby I find that cookie finding food is easier than getting into good positions with water and so i
just when you get the jobs i just go straight to the food that helps with water you know
i like it the best.
Know what I'm saying?
You have no lack of water right now. Yeah, and I'd like to keep it that way brother man
Water is something I never want to look at ever
Let's see you're not gonna you know we all have our styles of playing
You're not going to convince me to stop my style right now.
There's no problem in taking four boiled chickens
over four baked chickens.
I'm good.
It's all good food.
It's all good.
Ugh! All good. Server restart in two minutes.
Okay... Okay. Good stuff, I appreciate you letting me know brother man. Thank you sir.
Let's me know that I got a little sense of urgency going on here.
A little sense of urgency going on here on this pickup summit.
Ooh, yeah. In there.
In there.
A little too hot? Let's back it up.
Back it up. Back it up.
Back it up. Okay, I get it. I get it i get it i'm hot bro i get it bro chill Oh, bro.
Like why?
Got me fucking twisted up in there chill.
I know it's hot but fuck.
I got the heat buff from that i never had a heat bus with yellow thermometer
yeah what's going on guys this is character. I'm the cook around these parts.
Just go round and see if anybody wants some fucking chicken, you know?
Go round and see if anyone wants chicken! By the way, motherfucker.
Are we playing together?
What are you doing?
What you doing right now?
Yeah, I'm down. Not doin shit
Okay well you're not playin DayZ
Are ya gonna get in the server
I am
You probably can't get this one but the server just restarted. Maybe you can get into this one? Wanna try?
Yeah yeah yeah
Has the server just restarted?
Yeah
Can't- it's still locked so you can still get in in just get ready to double click it. Okay, see what I typed in this
Yeah, yeah
I'm Bernie okay, I'll tell ya I'll I'm going to try and get in there right now.
Here we go.
Try connecting me.
Hold on.
Not yet.
Connect. No, wait. Did you do it? Yeah.
Okay, might still be good though. Might still be good though.
I'm loading up the game for a guy.
It's gonna be like any second.
Yeah yeah yeah.
It's gonna be like any second. Yeah, I'm in now now i'm in that so hopefully hopefully you'll start connecting
okay we don't mental por favor Uh huh.
Yeah! yeah
nothing yeah i'll see you in there soon man what What's the queue?
I'm at 70
Well we're not in yet, I don't think it let anybody
in yet. Damn really
70 bro? The thing that
sucks about... The thing that sucks about connecting to these things in DayZ is that if you're already connected,
you have an advantage on connecting again.
Exactly.
I'm over here and I have to click fucking launch the game and then it launches a game
and loads up before I get into the fucking view.
Yeah there's just no way.
I gotta like pre-click it before and hope that I don't get disconnected
like we did yesterday remember? When we like did it at the right time but it just threw us out because we clicked play too early?
Oh! I know the trick! Somebody fucking told me to DM me yesterday.
But it doesn't matter. The only way you can utilize that trick is if you're using
it on a previously connected server.
So it's like, you can't even connect
to the motherfucking server once.
So that means everybody that is already connected, they're just spamming play and every time we'll meet you back in-
And so what I will do is stay on this server, I'm gonna wait the fucking queue out okay?
I am not streaming today so I'll just wait that fucking shit
out. We'll see.
We'll see if it goes down at all. You're at 70
right now, right? Like fuck that. Yeah, yeah.
Still 70 really? I mean when go down now i'm at 56
now he's going down right now 53.
all the fucking spawns respawned on me.
All the fucking zombies. uh What the fuck?
Two doors open, not good. Oh, come on now.
Motherfucker.
Bro the timing of their attacks is crazy.
Doesn't do a damn thing in front of me?
As soon as I fucking click dude,
I'm always swinging.
Huh! Tetris, nice. Okay. And I'm loading I already looked in the mirror.
Man, I love you. This has been the weirdest fucking run. so I should be pretty fucking full on water after this.
It should be like damn near full bottle,
pretty sure,
after this.
Where'd it go now?
I can't find my way to the main
areas right now.
Okay. um Alright, I think I came from this way.
This ends in a dead end. Is there another way to go back here?
Past this time?
Honey, bro. With all the zombies respawning, it starts rough for sure.
I just-I cleaved this already. I had already cleared this shit, man.
Bro stop, man.
No fucking way you're just swinging right by me.
Oh fuck, hate zombies, man.
That's pristine, bro.
I can't switch the water over
to it though man.
Gotta go back and get more fucking water.
It's good that the zombies feed me a bit though.
Follow me back to the fucking waterfall if I do, there.
Oh you can switch it, you're right actually, you're right. actually. You're right about that.
Just reminded me.
Bro.
The timing on
zombies is fucking absolute dog shit, dude.
They're in my opinion just completely fucking broken.
Completely fucking broken.
Pfft Wait, how do they timing strike me so many fucking times? Is that because they're coded as soon as I'm about to attack, they fuckin' attack or something? Like, I don't understand how it's so consistently they will time me.
You know what I mean?
It's fucking crazy, dude.
Consistently they will time my attacks.
I'm on 20 in queue. That makes sense to me.
Probably got 40, 45 minutes maybe an hour? You missed my first donut sat face. Oh, pretzels. I'm sorry brother.
Summit saved you the other day with a can of tuna.
It was pretty cool running into you man. Wish I didn't I saved you the other day with a can of tuna.
It was pretty cool running into you, man.
Wish I didn't save you though after watching the con and seeing you start it.
Wish I didn't save you though after watching the VOD and seeing you start it.
Wait, what'd I do?
Guess just go this way to Y your anita or do i go down so Let's go. You know run so fast it hurts my guy. Thanks for the five gift those brother. I appreciate you soon
You're welcome to the squad, dudes.
Welcome to the squad.
Hope you guys enjoy yourselves here.
No ads.
Runs no faster than Hertz is a legend here.
And Pretzels from Australia, thank you again, brother man.
Appreciate you. oh
good good food finds right now are you leaving this right?
Oh,
that's really nice.
That's really nice. You can get the passage pretty fast, but only through PvP. If you're doing it through PvE only, I'd say like 3-5 hours.
3 to 6 maybe? I don't know. It depends.
Yeah, Ace of Spades! That's why I got them, brilliant!
That's why they're being saved. uh uh so so so Chicken Caesar.
Dude, that show's fun, man.
We were having a good time.
Let me tell you the story about what happened yesterday, chat.
We got into a little group, right?
And we got into a little bit of a group four of us i think um and um we were all
sitting by fire at jalvisco and we seen another crew of three like just a ways over
at the fountain. So
we were like, yo let's go over there
then let's just fucking kill these guys
We'll pretend like we're fucking friendly
you know what I mean? A code word, will kill me.
Alright? We get over there, three of these guys at the water fountain.
What's up guys? What's goin on? Just tryin to hit the fountain.
Homie- I missed a gun, I missed a revolver.
Wha? Really? Where?
Where'd you guys see this?
In the bar?
So then, one of the guys starts to log out.
As soon as homie logs out, okay? Dude logs
Out. Instantly one of our teammates shoots him
Shoots the uh- Shoots one of the teammates right
After this guy logs out And then we beat the fuck
out of the other guy, right?
And then
this dude logs back in
and he's like
what's up guys?
Thinking that
it's either still his boy
or that we're just
friendly motherfuckers. You know what I'm saying? And...
Yeah, it did not work out for him so well. We beat
the living shit outta that guy too.
It was pretty funny. This guy logs back in in hey guys and then immediately starts getting punched
in the face it was pretty fun man we had a good time doing some killing shit yesterday, to be honest.
The chicken Caesar didn't come into play immediately because
our teammate just decided that he was gonna shoot a
motherfucker when he had the opportunity which is good thing
you shot him in the face and then uh man it all worked out really well.
But the next guy who logged back in, we started punching him and as we were punching him
We said chicken Caesar so... Chicken Caesar was the code word.
Yeah.
I was gonna ask them what their favorite salad was,
I was going to say mine was chicken caesar
and then bada-bing, bada-boom
we start war. You know what I mean?
Badafuckin' bing
badafuckin' boom
this is gonna be more of a reliable weapon
than the Glock because the Glock has badly damaged
stuff.
This guy's pristine, so definitely going to take these four
bullets over the Glock
in priority for a fight.
Yo, I the kid.
Welcome brother, welcome brother,
that's what runs so fast it hurts.
What a nice guy. Remember the pepperoni pizza from your intro?
It's been a while since I've seen you play the intro slash outro.
Yeah, Joe Josh.
We don't really do them anymore to be honest with you.
You know what I'm saying?
I've kinda like
gone a little bit more
I've gone a different route when it comes to
creating too much energy on the fucking stream before my slow, chilling ass gets on.
Basically, the intros will get you pumped up a little bit
for fucking excited shit going on type of summit and then we get on there we're doing this yeah
we'll run around like a jackass not finding anything not getting anything exciting happening
right anything, not getting anything exciting happening.
Why is the color so washed out? When your blood is low
it'll go more to black and white since my
blood is just still recovering its still got like that black and white since my blood is just still recovering it's still got like the
black and white kind of features going on at the moment
can we get an intro of you just roasting people?
I'm not even really sure.
Like,
I don't know if I can roast people on command bro.
You know what I'm saying?
I just kind of feel it
with friends that I'm
with all the time.
I'm always roasting
like Zolo's fit, you know?
Whenever me and Zolo get a little hangout time, I'm always roasting his fit.
You know, hot chump just roast is roasting period.
Kind of the same with naughty.
Oh baby, baby. Oh baby, baby!
Yo! Baby
Yo
What's going on what's going on Me too me, too much. Just fine.
Me too, me too.
What are the odds you have like bones or a knife by chance?
Um, good. The odds are good. Here I'll give you an extra bone knife I got.
Thank you.
What do we have brother?
I appreciate it.
No problem, bro. Now I'm good.
Just trying to get my sick off.
Bro, how's Tetra not cracking out this very basic fucking cold?
Okay chat. I'm using the best pills in the game.
My food and hunger... sorry my hydration and hunger are both white.
Why the fuck is this thing not curing?
I guess I'm going to O-Needa
O-need some loot, you know?
Uh no, you're all good sure.
I'm chillin', I'm chillin'.
I was just- oh you need food brother, I heard your stomach
go off. Here take this. Let's eat half- It's going up
Well let's go up a little bit more with it we'll share
this half and half i appreciate it at least get you a little bit more going really what's your name
nemo nemo okay fish gotcha gotcha i'm jimbo Nemo. Nemo? Okay.
Fish. Gotcha, gotcha. I'm Jimbo.
Nice to meet you.
Pleasure brother.
Perfect. Let's roll. My man ate 75% of this.
Another I don't know if I can trust him no more.
If you don't mind, we're gonna get to these next buildings real quick and hit a quick stretch.
We'll be chilling here for a quick minute.
No, you're good. Do your thing.
Hell yeah. Just wanna stand up for a second.
You know my legs is cramping all day. Yeah, you're good.
He's like
yeah, don't worry. I play with old people all the time. I understand.
Daisy is a bunch of old motherfuckers.
Is that me? Nice.
I'm getting this little guy right here, don't leave me okay bud?
Yeah yeah. Don't leave me!
Yeah I got you.
Hey bro there's a shotgun
in here. Ha ha it ah chores come here and drive this
Already got one so grab that shit real quick
Should I find some shocking rounds now?
Yeah, I think 357 but that's it.
Oooh wait wait wait
time out bring it back in here you got three
how many 357s you got? You open
How many 350s you got?
Oh bro that's good. Here take this. I'm gonna use my magnum
Use this guy
That guys has a badly damaged mag so it could just freeze up on ya
I'mma shoot the head
so that doesn't matter?
Yeah, cool, cool, cool.
Give me a sec, brother.
All right, extra 350s.
That's what's up.
Six bullets in this bad boy pristine?
We're in there.
We'll get a stretcher near Bush.
... I'm sorry.. I guess I've just been like sick for so long now. It's taken forever for the tetra to crack it. Alright, I'm back.
Welcome back.
Let's roll. Alright, I'm back. Welcome back!
Let's roll.
Oh! Oh! uh so I'm going to go in there. If I don't serve him if you want it.
Yeah, but what brother? There's a bollock bar over there.
Oh shit really? Where is it in the car?
On top I'm on top.
I am more of a balaclava guy, and I like these things. They're cool.
Yeah same.
What do you like more? Balaclavvers or ski masks if you had to choose?
The skull ski mask always. The ski mask I gotcha and you liked the skull. That's a cool look.
The black and white for the passage, it's nice.
It's like that, baby.
Yeah, I feel that.
Okay, you like...
Okay, you like the black and the white.
I gotcha, I gotcha.
I thought you meant, like, with the skull mask.
No. So you like the black and white skull, huh? I'll be honest
I'm more of
a ski-mask than a balaclava but
I like them both
And if I had to choose one...
Okay, I probably like the green ski mask.
I think that's the coolest mask in the game.
You're a green ski mask?
I don't know about that.
Hey you don't like those?
Uh,
they're good for here but
usually, you know, I play Namalsk and
I play this to go to the passage usually so
I like the whiteout clothing out clothing oh you bite yourself
out on the mosque you shush you don't would you pick up white helmets yeah full light
out bro you're crazy how easy you are in a spot unless you get into a snow area on the most?
What do you camp? The fucking submarine?
I only run around southern spots.
Yeah, I get that. But like hiding in trees? You're a bright light right?
I always see people with white helmets on them easier than everyone else
Nah if you run the white tac helmet it's not bad
Like if you lay in the trees you don't want to crap he's wrong bro he's wrong
i'm gonna say it now i'm not going to tell him that but he's fucking wrong you
don't follow that lead i gotcha okay i'm gonna check this out
how to extend real quick uh market 100 wrong extent of this market. 100% wrong.
Okay, listen you can have your opinion on it without a doubt right?
I'm not gonna say he's wrong but bro there's more trees than
there is snow on the malls.
And the trees are still green. Okay?
And the trees are what you sit in to cover your character most of the time.
So...
You just being a white motherfucking thing in a tree. I don't care if your prone crouch standing fucking
Sitting on your ass logging out. You're dead
The only time you're whited out on Namalsk, in my opinion, is if like you are trying to camp submarine or some shit.
You're trying to Mark Wahlberg your ass off. You feel me?
You ever seen fucking Sniper or whatever, Shooter?
Hey, a hacksaw makes sure I saw it off?
Should I do that? Fuck it. We never do it bro.
Let's do it. I'm hella down.
Saw that shit off.
Just having my fucking backpack buckshot around corners, bro? Get close to me I dare you!
Actually would be really just a good hiding weapon.
So fucking good to just ram and pull out some bombs with it.
So fucking good. Okay, let's rock it!
Alright, hold still.
That's crazy...
Goes on your back! That's crazy.
Goes on your backpack, bro!
I didn't think this server was gonna let me do that.
I just did it like, let's try it.
Fuck yeah dude, fuck yeah. That makes it so much better holy
that means we could just rock it and just it's a good backup buck shot
someone gets close to you just just fucking mop somebody with it.
You know what I mean? Even later.
Brooo! Hey check this shit. Check this shit. Check this shit.
Check my backpack out bro, check my backpack out.
Oh ho, he got the sawtooth? bro check my backpack out
oh you got the saw off too yeah okay would you rather use the revolver for 357 or a repeater? Revolver every time.
Okay, that's kinda what I thought but...
I knew that! Heh!
I knew that. It was a test.
Lookin'. There was by the way when Ied, there were like three other people
so they might be tracking behind us
How many hours you got bro?
Let me guess, I gotcha on this one
Let me hit you a ballpark. 5k
Nope. I only have like 3k
but i've been playing since the arm of two days
Okay okay okay. 3K is still pretty good though
That's what I got too. See I I got standalone VK and I've also been
playing since
Armored 2 days
so I feel okay
me and you
are similar on that
alright cool
cool
cool
I can just tell
by how you're
acting and shit
it's just like
calm collected you know...
Calm, collected, you know what's going on?
You want better pants?
Hell yeah! I thought you were gonna take those.
No no, you're good.
Cause you were sick so it was better for you to be on there. Yeah I just got
kicked in. It took me four touches though bro but I was
sick for a while. To be honest this was almost a life
I gave up because I started off just like man
pretty much dead in the water lim limping around, pretty low.
Just couldn't find food and stuff, right?
And I was just kind of like, eh, I'm going to give this up.
But I decided to just keep trucking on it.
So I got hella sick.
I was sick for a while.
Let me have them. I'm yapping.
I'm sorry, say again?
I was alive for about two minutes.
I had a motorcycle helmet and waved at you
and then ran away
Oh that was you? Oh shit.
Okay.
Yeah it was.
Oh shit.
I thought he was in a town so I just ran past him.
I know that.
Are you on red right now? i just think that's honest as long Hey, yo!
Someone in here?
Announcing myself before I enter.
Maybe it's just a little bit ahead? Yeah, probably.
I'm here right? Yo yo!
Nothing. I think he's just a little ahead. Do we wanna...
Have we heard any chickens around?
I have not.
We gotta get you food quick, brother. What's your...you still in white right now? Hey, yo, my dude.
You up here?
Damn, that would fucking...
Bro, imagine...
Imagine camping this, bro.
Imagine you're just like you're just up on top here upstairs. Yeah, that's crazy
I wouldn't have thought to look there. Oh, you're gonna shoot a whole lot of people with not a lot of stuff
Yeah true true
That was it here he is! Here he is!
He's hunting!
Whoa whoa!
I don't like that you pulled out a gun in the way.
Eh, no fan! Listen we need to take one of these sheep though.
We need to be cool with them. Let's just be co- Oh, whoa! He's pointing too?!
If he points again, he's dead. Okay.
Yeah.
Hey guys how we going?
What's goin' on man? We came out here for some sheep and we just seen your ass.
Yo do you wanna repeat or one of these things? Let me get rid of this willow chair. Take this.
Repeat or one of these motherfuckers.
Go for it.
Yep yep!
Sorry we're dying here
We need- this guy needs food quick
Yeah
I got food
No shit you want? Okay Let's do that then. Hell yeah.
Let's go on a cooking sesh.
I got a pot with food or water too so we can do a little boiling, y'know what I'm saying?
Yeah same. Hell yeah. a little boiling, you know what I'm saying?
Yeah, same.
Hell yeah.
Can someone have gloves up there?
Yeah, I got you.
Do you need them? Oh yeah, I got gloves.
Okay, take this one.
I got that guy.
I got a bone match or something. Cr crack it, It's a shit one.
Yeah we about to get stacked on food brother!
Do you need an alcohol drink alcohol preacher by any chance?
I have one.
You have a rope already, I have a rope...
I'm gonna grab the bones just for some extra knives cause this shit's all jacked up now.
Here take care of yourself man. just for some extra knives, because this shit's all jacked up now.
Hey, take a look at what's happening.
I see Joe just snapping his teeth today.
Is he really right now?
Yeah, I just ran it down a double.
Fuck if it's... whatever works man!
Yeah, I didn't know you could do that. Wasted repeat agams.
Nah, I think we're gonna get more out of our way. yeah i didn't know you could do that nice wasted repeater hands
nah i think we're gonna get more out of our meat though you know what i'm saying i think when he's slashing it up like this
nice good that just made, they're damaged because the bones are damaged!
Shush up!
Warned.
I can carry it. warn i need to go on so i dropped it
yeah clean kills equals more meat chat like if you're peppering them up with like a shotgun buckshot and stuff like that
you're not going to get as much
off of the
carcass or whatever the fuck you call it, you know what I mean?
Let's just do one more on that.
Okay, I think that's it.
Fuck it, dude.
I got one knife
and then two damaged knives
and that should kind of be okay for now.
Okay. That should kind of be okay for now. Alright, let's go grab a house
and then uh... Do you have any buckshot rounds
bossman? I noticed you had the shotgun.
Um yeah I got some this area shotgun. Um, yeah, I got something spare here.
Alright, when we get inside we'll do some trading.
You know what I'm saying?
Let's shoot inside for now.
Just hold on dude.
I just don't want to stand still.
Uh, I'm Jimbo. This is...
I'm Candy. Okay, what you're Candy? What's our doosan?
Yeah, Candy. Alright, what's our do you say yeah candy all right what's up candy
that's our dude's name again and this is nemo the fish in front of us Oh shit! I got six.
I got the bark, I don't know if my matches will be damp or not so I'm gonna need a tube.
Yeah, I have matches too but I'll go down.
... Yeah, matches your damn grip.
I should have put them in the fuckin'...
What's it called?
Fuckin' there's a stick on the ground.
No go get one. I should have put it in the pot with food and
your pot or not on this one not on this one yeah that's how it goes to one
yeah i'd put Oh, there was one. Yeah I had plenty of those
shoot sticks cause I killed three
and three more spawned right?
Oh no shit, yeah
That worked out really well.
I have.
I have animal shit.
Alright, alright.
That's 22-22
lucky. I do have 22 rounds for you boss.
I shall let you have them
Has anyone else got a stick?
Has anyone got more sticks?
Just grab three buck shells for me.
Oh there's a large stick in front of you.
Got it, got it, thank you for the buck shell.
You have to be on sticks now.
We should be good. Yeah we should be good.
I took a piece and draft.
You're the man! Let me drop you some 22s in this corner over here, brother. Alright, thanks.
And a rune steak knife if you're interested.
You guys been venturing this map for a while?
Yeah.
Yeah, I kinda like it in some ways and not so much in others but uh...
It's still cool though. It's a good time.
I don't ever go down, never going down again.
We'll never fight there, fuck them.
Nope, not worth it.
You're in the same boat as me on that one?
Dude, not worth it at all bro.
The last fight I got in that was like, lights on, lights off, lights on, lights off!
I didn't know what the fuck I wanted to do, you know what I mean?
Oh, you mean the tunnel?
The tunnel?
Yeah no, I don't...
No.
You have the damn tunnels?
Yeah, not worth it at all.
No, I fucking hate it down there bro bro. I got into one fight and it was just
such a weird fight.
Yeah, honestly. There's not that
much down there that is necessary. Honestly, you get way more
incubation.
Yeah, I've never been lights on my soft light time lights off that's not okay have you played the snack a little bit complaining
for your exerts i got you bro i bro. I'm all about it baby.
I die in passage every time.
Oh, you haven't made it through yet?
I got lost there the other day. Just got lost and suffocated again.
Nooo! That's the worst way to go bro.
You know the whole way through?
You talking to me?
Yeah I've been it through a couple. Yeah, I've been through
a couple times now,
a few times.
Do you know the pathway
or how to actually
navigate through?
Pretty much
for the most part.
I will still get kind of
lost from time to time
and have to kind of re... I to time and have to like, kinda like re-
I got you.
Oh, you got the young map down for real?
Alright, Michael Schofield here brother.
Yeah, no, I've already played like 80 hours this month this week.
Let's go! I've played like 80 hours of this map this week.
Haha, Skofo with a blueprint.
Well, it's not about...
It's really not about
knowing your way through the passage
at this point though, chat. What it's
about is...
Can you take a mask off for like up to five seconds
without it actually doing anything
No shit I didn't know that.
Did you know you can take your mask off at the end of the gate?
The end gate, you stand next to it and you can take your mask off there so you can leave someone there if you need to while someone else looks for a punch card.
That's helpful. So you can leave someone there if you need to while someone else looks for a punch card.
That's helpful.
Yeah, don't like spam put it on and off but if you if you like take your mask off say a sentence
i had a guy one time who couldn't figure out how to change his filter dude so this dude was taking his mask up and i'm like oh no
and once you get sick there's nothing about it they have
they have pox antidotes in there um And you find them. Yeah, they do.
Well see the buildings in there are underwhelming though because I went through and was in there for like two hours yesterday just cycling past
and I just found no guns.
I hit it coming out with a crossbow and an SKS, yeah.
Dude, so it's not that sick to really loot in there?
Okay.
I was thinking like the people
that get to take their time in there
were really going to be getting looted like i've done
it too right i stuck in there for a little while but i didn't get much either yeah you'll find
like a badly damaged dog maybe an s98 but like you might as well just use a Mosin.
I don't...
Just leave him alone?
You can leave him alone
if you want better clothing and ammo
and stuff, but you don't find many guns in there. You're just looking for the punch
guard getting the fuck out of there brother, you know what I'm saying? Yeah yeah yeah
If you want gear in there you need to kill people for it
Which that should be like,
That should be your play bro. Go in there for two hours right?
Fighting people in there is a lot of fun
Yeah
I fought like eight different people in there yesterday
Oh shit yeah sitting in there
For a long time and like being a creep basically is crazy.
What else you guys looking for? I have a lot of different calibers.
Is the zombie actor outside or am i tripping, is that just on us?
He's been agroed for a little bit he's on us.
Do you want to kill that motherfucker?
They always wanted to be together on this map.
Like in these little housing blocks.
Yeah, so I'm being chef-fucking-chef Jimbo right now.
Alright brother...
This is gonna set us in a good place.
Bring me some whole billies.
Take a peek.
That's between our leggy, but they're small.
I guess you see it. I'm back to white hunter so...
I'm pretty close to full apple i'm pretty sure everyone else
i'm gonna get one more but we should be good for a little bit gotta get some food for the road here. We'll have seven pieces left and then we can just go back to the boat.
That's not gonna happen.
... Alright.
Alright chat! OhFrizzTV! What's up man?
Thanks for the prompt, brother-in-law. I appreciate you.
All base no chill please avenge Terry
The blue filament arc has been
so sad.
The blue filament arc what happened? Has he just been trying to find a blue filament arc what happened has he just been trying to find a blue film at
the whole time ask him what kind of salad he likes man you guys are man chicken caesars
don't you sound wonderful it just sends me into a fucking roar.
I start mailing them.
All right, one left.
You look like a serial killer with this mask on.
I don't like it.
How many pieces do you have on you Nemo?
I've got none.
Alright, grab the rest.
I have three pieces total on me so I didn't get crazy.
Yeah, I have two on me and then when this
last one's done you can have that too all right are we leaving this pu scope
and stuff oh my god uh that's just the stuff i had in
the uh pot I had in the, uh... The pot.
Hell, now I'm not leaving a
PU stove, man!
That shit's pristine! I was about to say. There's no way.
Put a bottle on your bag, by the way.
Oh, that's right.
I forgot about that.
Good call.
I forgot about that.
Oh, do we have the same bag?
Yeah. This is my favorite bag in the game. I love about that. Oh, do we have the same bag? Yeah.
This is my favorite bag in the game.
I love this guy.
I love it because I have a hatchet on mine.
It's better than military bags.
Bro, it's so good right? You just gotta get a good colored one.
Like you got to get a good color one and I've got a shoot me one.
I have a get shot in the tree type of bag.
You've got the limited edition Jansport.
The Jansports are the king dude!
Those were the best.
You got your 22's in that corner, right? Yeah you do.
Are you just top loading your Merc 2?
Yeah I am.
If I find one, I'll get you another.
Nemo, you don't have a cooking setup do ya?
Like a uh... Nah I don't have one.
You don't have- okay you don't have any pieces?
No.
When I showed up or when I like met you
I literally had my-
Can I undampen my matches like this?
And the 357, that was it.
Can I throw my matches on the ground to get them undamped or what?
Yeah you can. If your clothes are dry they'll dry off as well in your clothes. Oh no it'll dry off as well. Leave me a close.
Oh no shit I didn't know that.
Yeah it takes a little bit but it will dry itself off.
So were you guys gonna head to Oneida the other time?
I'm going that way. I don't know. gonna head to Oneida, was that the plan?
I'm going that way. I don't know, whatever it is
that way. I'm going with this guy wherever
he's going.
Me too though.
Nah you're good, do your're good. Yeah that's east, that's tour zone right there.
He said me too then.
We wanna go like south or east?
Bro! Stop being damp!
Okay I'm just gonna leave mommy for now.
How's my fucking sweater not
wrung out or like dropped yet? I've been in this fire for fucking ten years.
We all are wearing our clothes off so our clothes are dry.
That's some bullshit, bro.
It'll dry itself off if we walk around since it's not raining out.
Oh, my hand wrap is wet.
It doesn't matter if they're ruined...
Oh, it's wet! Yay.
Why am I fucking-I don't know.
You can ring out improvised hand raps? Hell
yeah! Don't mind my hands guys
I'm a finger painter
You could wash them off with the cooking pot if you need it.
Nah.
This way when I get into a fist fight,
I take my gloves off and people get worried.
You know what I'm saying?
Yep.
You got to bruised bloody fingers.
I've been sucking people up all the way down this road bro, are you sure you want this?
Let's go, you're my fifth victim tonight. You trying to go? Right!
Alright brothers, may we last all the way through the passage.
Let's go in... No, any more than three is kind of a
crowd. You guys agree? Oh for sure. I'm getting a skull master.
Plus, Skull Master nice.
Yeah, getting the Skull Master too set us in a good spot.
I already have a headlamp which is nice
yeah we'll kill someone for stuff i'm not worried about it yeah i haven't figured out how to cut
a mask yet someone was was saying you need some...
So, you need an actual knife?
No, you need like an actual knife.
You can't use like a hatchet,
you can't use a bone knife.
You need a metal knife.
Yeah.
And then you take the skull and cut it up?
Yeah, yeah, like any of those.
Kitchen knife and shit like that.
Can you do with the things the bayonets and shit?
You doing a bayonet?
No, you cannot.
At least I don't think so.
Okay this is one night we might run into people here.
Hell yeah! I hope we do!
No... you better hope they don't.
We got experienced shooters. I have faith all of us hit our shots
Yeah, buddy how long you been around these parts brother? What's your name again?
Candy brother what's your name again uh candy yeah you ever seen the movie called joyride
yeah candy can't change Yeah, haha. I'm surprised you guys let me watch that when I was a kid. No kidding.
That was my favorite movie of all time.
Candy Cane.
It's alright it's a good movie.
It's a scary ass movie bro.
That's Paul Walker movie right there though. Hell yeah!
The city can't friends. Doesn't it?
I run this game on low settings, so...
Yeah, I just play on a NASA computer dude.
You know, NASA sent me one of their fucking top issues.
What a nice company NASA is.
We found epoxy. Yeah, you know. They're very kind.
We found epoxy.
22 shot?
We got zombies.
Let's check this bitch for filters.
Might take these pants. what's going on hello
hello are you guys friendly by chance yeah what's up man a whole bunch of
people who just fine i lost my buddy and I'm looking for somebody to pass it.
Hmm...
What do you bring to the table?
The fuck do you bring to the table? What do you... what the fuck did you bring to the table?
Ain't nothing up in here really. What's going on?
He's pretty geared, he brings a lot to the table. I mean, you guys wanna roll with this dude? He's got some stuff
What's up dude
Yeah, yeah, I was almost by passage
With a buddy and then lost him so you know...
I'm trying to get someone to go with me cause going solo kinda fucking sucks.
I don't really care how many people we roll with but
We're not, I don't think we pick up any more than four if we do it
I got some shit i can hook you boys up with when your down in the group
I'm either here to group up with somebody or, you know, just give them a death tool.
Yeah, okay.
Um... yeah, me and shit we're down. We'll do it but no more fucking people on this group though, okay? We're not five man, we're down we'll do it but we're not gonna eat no more people
though on this group okay we're no five
man we're only a four man
there's another guy everybody well
there's three oh yeah yeah
no
okay um Okay, um...
If you guys are cool.
How we going about doing this then? Yeah I'm cool.
Um, got some decent shit. Are you gonna get a guy's uh- anybody need ammo?
There isn't any guy here in town like us. I'm down the road by the airplane.
Really? Okay. Okay. I guess I'm down by the airplane.
Can you just jump off that? You can jump right here next time, see this spot?
He was going right to left towards the big uh
little guys here in front of us let's
just go to the
landscape yep behind the plane I'm going to try and get a little bit of space here. yeah Ugh!
Yo, yo. Listen. This is the FBI. Doing a nice little investigation on this police department.
We heard it's corrupt. Is anyone here?
Wait!
We're waiting. Wait
We're waiting what's going on we heard this corrupt cops in this bitch It's the fucking SBI.
Open up!
Open up!
Housekeeping?
Hello? I watch... I watch... Housekeeping? Hello.
I watch, I watch...
Oh, hello. so I think it's clear. What's your guys' names?
I'm Candy right here.
Candy, Jimbo and Nemo.
Jimbo?
I'm Jimbo.
Triple J Jimbo?
Oh yeah, I was with the triple j squad.
Jeff Jimbo James
the other day?
Well,
Jeff Jimbo and James.
Yeah, that's us.
Yeah, that was me.
I was with that crew.
Who just opened the door?
Oh, okay.
Who are you? You're Jeff? are you jess is handed to us in uh incubation i'm james bro oh you're james yeah we got our ass hand it to us incubation okay what's up man
what's going on brother?
I went and got vengeance on incubation yesterday bro.
I went in there killed four motherfuckers
Oh shit yeah i was there yesterday too
Yesterday the day before I got my ass fucking handed to me.
Yeah?
It wouldn't have happened to be a guy with uh Bison would it?
That was a solo.
Did you have a pistol?
I don't even know bro!
I didn't even fucking see him! I thought... Uh- I didn't fucking see him.
I walk around into a room
and he just fucking blasts me.
Oh, okay.
I swear there was nobody there.
Yeah, it wasn't me though.
I seen everybody I fought, or they saw me.
Alright, nothing in the police station right? We cleared their bitch let's go.
Nah, nothing.
Yeah this is where we do all the talking is.
There's a 505-39
I got like every animal type if you guys do anything
You don't have a Mark 2 mag do you? No sir.
You don't have a PU scope, do you?
Oh... I do.
Shit really?
What we got? Got it? Nemo, did you need some 9mm?
I have some.
If you have more, I'll take it.
Yeah, I'm not using that here yet
I dropped you 11
9 mil
You got 57s any extras?
Im not sure where the airplane guy went
Alright, last group any access to your airplane you 357 I have 25 oh shit
let me grab a cup That's Oh, is that off in a building?
That's a V-Pair right there. Could be top one of these farm buildings.
Is that at us?
I'm gonna go make sure he can't move. There's two, one running left-
Hit him too!
Cracked one down to bed?
The other ones knocked, I think.
This guy is dead?
Holy shit dude! We might we gotta move them somewhere.
Run!
We have to move them somewhere.
Police station or fire station I'm going to go.
I'm going fire.
Three... I'm going fire. uh Get in, get in, get in.
It should be clean. I don't know if the other doors are open though.
Check the other door, check the other door.
Yeah we're here at fire station, we're at fire station, we're chillin'.
The zombie crew is crazy.
Alright, this one's close. I'm gonna start letting them in a little bit here.
... I'm gonna go in the back. Hey, shit. You letting another one in? What the...
We're good, we're good.
Yeah, I'm fine.
I'm fine.
I'm fine.
I'm fine.
I'm fine.
I'm fine.
I'm fine.
I'm fine.
I'm fine.
I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm fine. What the?
We're good, we're good.
Yeah, where are you?
Uh, yeah, no, no, no.
They all just ran from me.
You guys okay?
Just go to the back of your building, open the door and get on top of one of the cars.
I'm in front of a shed so...
I am too! Go to the back of it so they- The zombies go to the back of the building
And you go on top of that police car right in front of them
Tell me when you're going to go with him Oh fuck, I fell.
I need help.
I need help boys.
You guys just have to shoot them. I got pot falling off, I'm gonna faint here.
Thank you guys.
Yeah there's nothing I can do faint here. Thank you guys. Yeah, there's nothing I can do there.
Bro! I fell off on the first swing like a jackass.
That was my B.
I deserved that.
I think I made the right play I just didn't take a step back before I took a swing and it just fucked me.
My guy lunged forward way too much.
Yeah my B homies, I fell off the fucking thing.
Got it. fell off the fucking thing. That's my B, that's my B
try to make a way for ammo
Where'd John go? Or the other J guy?
James?
He's that weird guy should be around- uh oh!
Oh shit... Weird guy, should be around. Uh oh! Where where where?
Oh that was the bad guy. I thought he looked a little different. My fault.
Fuck dude, I should have shot him.
Fuuuuck!
I thought he looked a little different
Shit. GG, GG
That's an okay run.
Fucking hell man.
The problem with running with a five-man...
I'm never gonna be able to remember what everyone's wearing.
Well I'm glad you died so you can stop being a friendly ass bitch.
Yeah, I think I'm just gonna go for two man.
Yeah bro, wait for somebody to...
We're cool, we could trade but but I'm not trying to fucking yeah
Moments in the arm bands would be a little often. Almost in, I mean I'm 15 and Q but...
almost in.
You're moving, you're moving.
Okay okay
My fault on that chat. We'll have a better run here though.
Yeah, listen.
No more five mans.
Or no more four mans.
I think three max ideal two.
That's what I'm looking for.
I'm just gonna have to, you know what?
We're just gonna have to suck it the fuck up and be bad guys.
You know what I mean?
Or just let people know like yo
we're friendly. We're not looking to group though.
Sorry brothers.
Just doing a duo.
Thanks bro!
Appreciate you man.
Yeah Nemo is cool man. He was a great- he would have been a great duo partner I'll be honest with you. If we come across him again
we'll do it with him
I think
he was just kind of going along with what I wanted
to do when it came to grouping
I bet you he would have murdered all those motherfuckers to be honest with you he seems like a he would murder all
those motherfuckers type of guy Damn, bro.
You left this tomato man!
Hold on you left this tomato?
You left that tomato?
I was just joking it's not a real tomato.
Not a real tomato. What's going on dude?
Nothing bro what is going on with you?
Chillin' chillin'.
We got a zombie coming for ya.
Alright, let's get outta here!
Get some food and water then we're're heading towards fucking whatever this place is. Mohawk I think? so so No, I'm not gonna kill anybody.
Alright here's to a good start hopefully.
True true. Hopefully. You think your skateboard helmet looks pretty cool.
A little bit better than mine. I think your skateboard helmet looks pretty cool.
A little bit better than mine.
Nothing, good luck!
Alright dudes, let's see if we can start here. All right, dudes.
Let's see if we can start here.
We need to get in front of this person so that we can fucking leave all the stuff for ourselves. Okay. so No, we're not killing everyone.
Okay? But we will be killing everyone, okay?
But we will be killing.
You know?
Don't worry.
I just got to find opportunities
and that opportunity
is not always at the first fountain you go to.
Okay? You murdered James in the corner yesterday.
What?
I did not.
I did no such thing.
You're a liar and a thief.
I didn't I did no such thing.
Oh fuck me.
Alright, hurry up on this one.
Chill, baby. I get it. AHHHHHH! uh uh so a fucking sporter oh cereal don't mind if I do real
Some do you remember when little bro guy died as soon as he got to you because you had such a large group
pet rich fawn remembers man Because you had such a large group, Petrich von remembers.
Man...
That guy got lucky I would have magnum the suck out of him if I knew he was a bad guy.
I would've magnum the out of him
this mother fucker i'm just gonna be a better solo player
solo duo i'm in there.
Mother... you mother f***er! Stop it! Button mashing, dude. She's button mashing.
Same attack.
I heard a chicken.
That your chicken?
Is it worth going for a chicken now?
No, no, no. We gotta get ahead. This other
person is ahead of us now.
... I'm coming to my grandma's home, beat her up and steal her chicken. okay we're done so so you're being ridiculous
we gotta find George some.
Bro, I've never played with that guy any time
after that point huh? I don't play a lot of Chernarus though
maybe he still plays Chernarus a lot.
Thought i was going to hear someone complaining, yeah? I'm gonna change my title real quick. um This person already...
Wait, what?
Am I going the wrong way?
What?
I'm confused. Did I turn off onto not the right path?
Or did she get confused and turn the wrong way? I think that's what happened.
GG's is candy, yo.
GG's better. Sorry we couldn't get the dub there.
I got... yeah, the guy ended up killing me because I wasn't sure if he was our teammate or not.
I think he killed our boy when he went over there.
I think you're turned around. Me? I don't think so!
I'm pretty sure she's going the wrong way.
I don't remember seeing this shit. Bonser is your best I could because your favorite random you run into? Yeah, main road baby.
That's what we like to see, that's what we like to see. The main road.
The main jammer.
We weren't very far in that run anyways, so it's not a huge deal.
We did do a little cooking sesh but eh, it's all good.
Little bee kizzle.
For Rizzle.
Got no bullets, though.
7-6-2-3-9 is what we're looking for.
7-6-2-3-9. Catching the overhand right. Hmm. hmm I'm going to have to go back. Peace power.
Okay, that's fucking nice. Three slugs. uh excuse me I'm sorry. uh uh Okay. Bless you, thank you guys, thank you guys, appreciate it.
If I don't find a shotgun now we're in decent business.
Ech, whatever though. Just now I'm sappy or something. yeah
it Hey, Summit. What's up? What's up Battle Venom? I'm gonna sneeze on myself.
Hold on a sec. It's my fucking stream now you hear me i mean shut up rami i ain't rami Okay.
Buddha, is that you?
Blah fucking blah, man. We ate that food, right?
I'm already going down on food. What the fuck didn't I just eat that shit?
Is this the same person? I don't know. I'm sorry. Shit, that hurt I'm in trouble. Stop it down here.
Go to the side, go to the side, go to the side.
You gotta be fucking kidding me, dude.
You gotta be fucking kidding
me, dude. Wasn't that the person
that spawned with me? The girl?
... me the girl Fucking ban them. They were in Discord together sharing their screen.
Fucking get em banned.
Everybody's a fucking scumbag in this game, huh? Jesus Christ. so Alright, we're going solo. What's up?
Great, great. I might stop talking at the beginning.
Only really talk when we get, like find gear people later. Okay.
Now I'm a buddy that just died, right?
No. No Mike. Hey! What's going on?
I just gotta be a guy who doesn't talk that much to people, I think. If i can't disguise my own voice.
Mohawk, he spawned pretty close!
Either of you are the guys that just had a massive firefight in Oneida?
Nah, not Oneida.
I think this is James actually.
Sorry James, I gotta go solo on this run bro. I'm fucking sick of this shit.
Drone and dog is where I've been dying.
That's where I usually die. Are you still in Q9?
Yeah, I am
nine in cube
Moments in man. It's been an hour and a half
Crazy though That is crazy though. How did I do that 20? An hour and a half to get to 9.
What are you saying Mr. No-Mike? so so hey listen when i'm in we ain't gonna have to deal with this shit you get me
bro i'll be the bad guy When I'm in, we ain't gonna have to deal with this shit. You get me bro?
I'll be the bad guy.
I'll kill them all.
Nah...
I'm not going to be teaminging with anybody on this for sure Who are useless?
What do you mean? what the hell so so so so It was fun running into you, and just wanna say we killed 8 people after you died, and
Im the only person left alive on the mount. Ah, fuck! fuck hey thank you so much man appreciate the donut good shit yeah
someone killed me I didn't think I don't know if it was my teammate or not when
we got that many people here you fucking survived that all alone? That's insane.
Ha ha!
Good shit, bro.
Good shit.
Professional streamer
brother. Ah, shut up.
Shut up. Thanks for the drone, Neemo. I appreciate it. It was nice playing with you man.
Good luck on the surviving.
Do you have any keybinds changed? uh besides my leaning keys? No. Kai's breaking records dude?
Yeah bro.
Envelope gets pushed each and every day on this website, bro it's crazy. uh He's obviously a very entertaining dude. game I used to like that one actually
i used to like down a little bit more like this i'm kind of like about the scarf now
like that I guess. ah hmm these are the two aren't they
that's them
hey what's up man
the same fuck.
Yeah, it is. A player model.
Why won't you talk?
What is that?
Hello?
Another rule, not your life.
It's not.
Do you have a mic?
I thought they were going to beat me up again.
No, why wouldn't
we just talk?
Because you guys already killed me. Fuck both of you. That's why.
But because you didn't talk!
What are we talking about? I talked to you from the beginning, douche-face. You don't remember me?
I literally spawned next to you, idiot., dude. You don't remember me?
What are you talking about?
What are you talking about?
You guys both walked up to me at a water fountain, didn't speak a single word and swung on me.
What are you talking about?
But he did talk!
No, he didn't!
You didn't say a fucking word!
Nah, let's see...
You're both tripping balls.
You're both tripping balls.
What the fuck is that? You're both tripping balls. A couple brain beds.
Wait, what did you say?
I said a couple brain-deads.
What's the matter with you man? You're bleeding!
Yo, that fucking toxic! Why are you so mean?
Couple brain-deads homie.
Bleeding?
Couple brain-deads.
Are you bleeding man?
Bleeding man... Couple brain deads. Why are you bleeding there? Why are you bleeding there?
Careful there, guy.
Aw fuck, you have your friend wound here! Oh, oh yeah! Careful there, guy.
I'll fuck you up if your friend won't hear.
Oh! You're bleeding!
Get fucked bitch. Get fucked you couple Discord bitches.
He was talking shit too. He thought he was sick.
Hey babe, we'll just wait for you here.
Wait if you spawn back and I'll wait for you in the timeline.
Yo bitch thought he was sick dude.
Fuck both of those people.
Acting like they said some shit, lying sacks and shit dude
Killing everybody.
A couple dipshits.
Those are nice stupid looking pants. Stupid fucking lady and her boyfriend running around like a couple of fucking idiots. Why didn't you say
anything? I don't know, dude.
I thought that you'd be able to recognize the fucking person
you've come across the last three times on fucking spots for looting?
I didn't know I needed to say any more!
What the fuck, dude?
Dude rolls up on me and doesn't say a damn word. I'm glad I knocked that motherfucker out.
Get fucked bitch. L2 play.
Fuck. I'm gonna let you play. Oh, I wanna know what both of those motherfuckers sound like during this entire playthrough and I keep-
I hope I come across them again when
I'm geared.
Because I get a strong
feeling they probably both fucking suck.
... will fucking suck. Alright, I'll knife up.
Dude was fucking yapping and got smoked dude. Later. Gonna yap and get fucking smoked in a 2v1 so so uh Man, they really take this whole no mic thing seriously in DayZ.
Just because I don't want to talk to these fucks,
They want to kill me.
I've already introduced my... I've already fucking said what's up we've already ran by each other like three
times the guy dude the chick has the memory of a goldfish
more than i do like even i knew what the fuck was going
on there.
And I don't remember what the fuck people look like at all....
The guy thought he was sick and then let me beat the fuck out of him, dude.
Literally let like four strong attacks go through and he couldn't do anything. I bet you he talked to you on Discord by accident instead of in-game.
Yeah, what a fucking jackass, dude.
Literally sets up a kill based off me having no mic
doesn't use his fuckin' mic
They both walk up to me silent
and start swingin'.
Which is fine! Don't get me wrong but I, I don't have to fucking like him for it.
I'm definitely gonna go for killing him.
I don't like how he's talking shit while he's killing me too, you know what I mean? so They recognize my character model.
I love that.
I don't think they're sniping, I just think there are a couple assholes.
Yeah she's like giggling and shit. They blow our boyfriends getting beat up I
Got the same fucking spawn again did holy nuts
You think stuff spawns? Oh no
It gets even worth going it is this the same shit yeah it is i don't know if it's working let me just go straight to the town let me just go straight pretty sure you killed her she had the accent poncho no no she was the
axe with her I filled the dude without without it for sure I tell the dude without it. For sure, I killed the dude. so so And the dude shot a gun at me too.
Man, that's some real easy shit later.
Got to fuck.
... so Redrum, redrum, redrum, redrum. It's time for the redrum marks son. Kill them all, kill every last one of them, don't discriminate, just regular. so Thank you for the gentleman, I appreciate it.
I don't know who's at my door.
It's a little late for someone to be at the
door now.
Oh no, i think we ordered food. food sorry it's just me. Oh yeah?
Big soaps you're here?
You big doofus.
Yeah, yeah.
You good?
Cheer me! Stop! He's already gone, huh man?
... uh so Hey, what's up loser boy? How you doing?
What's going on loser boy? Thanks for the pontoon.
What's up dude?
Have you all got dead bodies? Thanks for the poncho. What's up dude?
Yo, we got a dead body?
Yeah buddy.
One of those guys is me and one of those
guys is some bitch.
I have an axe. I suppose they shouldn't go that way, sir.
Don't kill me brother, okay?
I've been betrayed enough today.
Alright. I've been betrayed enough today. all right Was there a skull there? No, there wasn't.
There's no skull.
I need the rope though. He took the guts off of me?
It's going to be so tough if you want one right now.
Doofus and doofus too might still be around to be honest with you. No, I didn't kill...
I killed the dude that was with the lady.
The guy that
was talking shit.
He's like, you're bleeding, dude!
You're bleeding, dude! he got knocked the fuck out.
Soon you're bragging about being good to Daisy and she didn't really know what to do. is Let me hear one of those voices again while I'm in this server.
You know what I'm saying?
Let me just hear one of those again.
Okay. You know Chewie, what are you barking at? People are just moving a little bit.
Stop! No one's here that's not supposed to be.
Alright? You're good.
Barking at nobody.
Alright? Barking at nobody.
Aye, aye.
What the...? Hello?
... so um That's not bueno.
That's not bueno. Brother man, your pathing has got to be a little bit better.
I'm sure the other guy's pathing is fucking spot on though.
And he hits me there.
Oh you gotta be kidding me.
You stay right there boss,
you stay right there.
You weirdo. Nice! with it
weird nice okay that's a little early to get this done so so so I thought we were all in the same area then. Yo-yo.
Chillin bro.
James again? Where's Cole? Hey, man.
Hey James, you seen that girl come through here
Talking on the line. Yeah, yeah she fucking I saw her a minute ago
Where's she at?
There was a female like in the entrance of Mohawk, like in her house over there. Wait how long ago?
That's why I ran over here she was getting fucking done here.
Let's go kill her let's go find her.
She was planting some plants.
Okay. Yeah let's go find her she was planning some plans okay let's go find and kill her if you guys don't mind she calls me a couple issues she killed me a couple times.
Shit...
Bro, that fucking...
That fight we got in there was six guys shot up!
It's crazy!
Yeah no shit I know Nemo survived.
We got all of them and as we're looting them another guy fucking runs up.
No shit.
You tell me where you saw this whole thing going down. I saw her like here, just on the street. She's getting weird on me.
It was a little while ago though, I doubt she is still here.
She lives in one of these houses here
but, you made me like
dig up one of these soils
so that she can plant some stuff
and i forgot which one it was.
Might be this comp over here, I'm just kidding.
You guys need food right now you're red i'm yellow yeah i think it's this one over here I was gonna check if...
Boom boom I don't think I'm gonna find it yet.
Yeah, see this is where she finds stuff right here. What is she going to do? Sit around for 40 minutes and wait for that to grow?
She probably just rotates through here all the time
sets herself up for the future oh Alright, alright.
Let's see if we can get a start here.
You saw her when you got close to your body earlier?
I don't think so. Maybe though.
I hope I run into...her and her friend
again! Her and her friend again.
Hopefully one of them at a time.
Okay, one of them at a time. so so I have a problem now. I hope that fucking made it.
This fuckin'... Bro, this is... I need a goddamn backpack is what the fuck I need. I feel like they should be gone, bro. Yeah that's all good.
I'll catch her up later.
I'm gonna by the way. Those guys from earlier brought us fucking everything bro, they had gas masks
had some press fully automatics, everything. There was no business
for them being there.
Really?
They were hunters, dude.
I think the load... Thank the Lord we got it. so I'm going to have some cat food. so so I don't know if it's worth preparing the block or not, I guess
Yo yo you think
Yeah I appreciate my buddy's rolling up right now. so I appreciate it. You guys can catch that. I got my chicken on me, we'll cook that up when we go home.
You guys have knives? Yeah you've got knives.
Yeah i'm good, i'm probably gonna start fishing here in a second.
There's one hit on this cleaning kit if he doesn't want it. clean so what are you talking about uh so so... Hey, who's this? Well this is, this is me and my father.
Hey he's my father.
Here's some food man I'm going to chat. so so All right. I'm going to loot it all, that's time to leave. I don't shit here anymore. Who's this? Who is that?
It's me.
Who is this?
Uh... it's Jimbo.
Jimbo?
Some guy named Meat?
It's not some guy, it's my father alright
Sorry
It's hard to catch all the names
My name is Joe Find your girl out there Jimbo?
No, but I will! She's as good as dead!
He's on the hunt.
What? A girl?
Yeah some psycho bitch here
I think it's gonna be an angel so um um so so so so so so so hmm so so uh uh so so uh Huh! Sssst so so so I'm eating a burger, I'm sorry. There's a bird.
... so so uh uh so so so so uh uh uh Ugh! Huh.
Okay, okay... so so so so so so so so so so so so Watch out. so so Ugh. Alright. so so so okay so um All right. um so so Thought that motherfucker was attacking me for a second, for vengeance purposes. so so so so so I just been running around like trying to figure shit out
Forgot the server, I guess
You forgot the server
Robin?
You know, I don't know. I've never played this map before
Yeah, I don't even know where I'm at
Yeah, I've been just
I mean, I was running on this regular, like, road? The street?
Just been a-running down the street and um...
You know what I'm saying?
Just going to each house for a check.
Haven't seen anybody, but I guess that's a good thing. We'll see if we can get more. Yeah, I just need to...
I just need to get some gear bro.
Get closer to the to the police.
Go to the Dagger?
What is he doing?
Um... But Dagger? what am i um okay so I'm at this town that's like big fucking like huge pipes going like
next to the town i don't know if somebody in chat would know what the
fuck this is
big ass pipe going through like these mountains and shit
no fucking clue though
pipes yeah, Like pipes man.
Got some barns next to a farm. so so so so There's just me or is loot very scarce? Or am I just not looting the right places?
Loot is a little more scarce on this compared to the mosque.
Could be somebody out in front of you too
with a buncha shit, so...
Yeah maybe I'm like finding nothing bro
Kinda like badly damaged
clothes and that's about it. Not even food
It's not super easy to get started about it not even food so so so so There's cars in this right no what no car
oh somebody is out in front of me bro.
I see a guy scabbed right in front of me. I mean scabs, what?
I mean zombies.
Let's go out and try it.
Okay.
He's already swinging at me.
I just found him.
You stupid bitch.
What's up, bitch?
Got beef, asshole?
Where the fuck did he go?
Hello? Hello? You fucking bitch.
Sama's going in for a second.
Man, just around there. I'm gonna kill this bitch ass.
Nothing I can do.
Fucking fuck!
He's so badly hurt I can't even rag off.
The fucking end of the road
yeah but I can't
rag
what the fuck do i do
oh What the fuck do I do? I'm such a piece of shit, you know that? Oh man.
Bro there's no way I'd die like that. Oh man.
Bro, there's no way I'd die like this.
I can't rag up. How does that make any fucking sense? Kill this loser.
Guy's been shooting at zombies for too long, does not
shoot again.
Been shooting at zombies too long, huh Mae? You want to shoot?
You'll see.
I'm sure I will, brother.
Man am I seeing that right there or what? What am I looking for exactly?
Oh you suck right? Got it.
Man, well, you fucking suck. You missed four
shots, dude.
Yeah, I hit you once. What do you mean
I missed four shots? Yeah, you missed four shots.
You hit a shot when nobody was looking for your dumbass!
Nice job, you got us a secret one-shot.
Good shit.
I'm talking shitshow, child.
Man, now go hide in your little hospital, bitch. 2v1! My man's an idiot.
Yeah, do you got a bandage bro? I'm gonna die.
I'm going to go up there and murk this while I need to live.
Listen we're just going go kill this dipshit.
How many obvious angles do you think he's holding in there?
First one on the stairs. Nope, nothing.
All the way to the top, climbs a ladder down, scared, shook maybe?
Not sure. scared shook maybe not sure he's right there
he's up on the ladder spot
are you up here bro there's no way right he is oh my lord. What a daisy player.
What's going on brother? Hm?
What's happening?
You shook dude huh?
You go in hospitals and play the fucking animation game
the whole time or what?
Hello?
You were talking so much before, man.
Is he not here? Maybe he's not up there am I losing it?
Thought he was maybe he's trying to be quiet this week climbing
Damn he ain't up there where'd he go
He climbed the outside ladder! This thing!
At least it's not playing ladder animations...
Motherfucker with a bow and arrow chat-, I need some fucking guns in this stupid game.
Ugh! I have to admit, somewhat smart.
Still a fucking shit tier player though.
It's time for this guy to sit in the bush for the rest of the fucking round. oh i don't know if i want to play DayZ today, chat.
And I'm annoyed.
You gotta be fucking kidding me. I thought that was my boy.
Or, I thought that was the other guy.
Holy shit, dude.
How long do I need to run around before I just get fucking something?
Jesus Christ.
Three bullets and a pistol, bro're so tall.
I'm starting to get anxiety in here. Bro, you guys don't have any loot on this fucking map.
Oh I see the boyfriend and girlfriend squad.
No you don't.
Yeah I do. They're running in the middle of the road wearing the same shit as they were when I left them.
Those are kill on site motherfuckers when you get the chance yeah if I got shit off going right now
I'm empty they're looting down front of me so
they've alluded what what I'm running toward.
Fuck it, I'm gonna fist fight these bums
to the death. Hold on. Nah, we'll kill you.
Yeah.
I gotta get ahead of them to get the fucking loot, bro. The problem is because when you get on, the shippers get onto and keep dying. almost starting to move
i don't know if that's the case there could just be more fucking loot on this map I'm basically ready just to deep dive in Mosk when MF comes out. Just try and do that for a little bit.
Every day I play this, I find more reasons why I don't want to play on it.
Deadfall. out more and more reasons i don't want to play on it that's all so Sorry, Marion. so uh Oh. ah
oh that ruins a pair i'll be damned if that would repair Oh my god.
I got noticed for the first time in this game.
Oh, my God.
Wow.
Is that Naughty?
Yeah, he said... He said, yo, you sound familiar.
I said, what do you mean?
He goes, do you stream? I said, uh, you mean? He goes, do you stream?
I said uh maybe.
He goes, no do you say you?
What the hell?
I'm not gonna take that shit.
Now team up with that guy and go beat the fuck out of the two people.
Well apparently he was a fucking part of the two people.
It's him or some other guy here.
You gotta be fucking kidding me.
What?
Your team- your being friends with the guy who was killing her?
No, no. That's not...
I thought it was the girl and the guy but I got closer and it's not them.
They just look like they were wearing what...
...they were wearing when they smoked here, bitch-ass.
Hey, I killed that dude right in front of his fucking girlfriend so...
You did! You did!
Whatever.
AHH!! You did. Whatever. Take care. so I'm alive.
If I was there, we'd both get clapped up and then we'd get fucking touched.
They were shades.
Who?
The girl in the guy? Yeah, they're two to two.
They barely could kill you!
They were struggling.
Two of them may have left by themselves. I'm dead fat yourself. Oh, 100%.
Hello? I'll show you how that screwdriver. I keep finding the same one bullet shotgun bro that just has no ammo ever same gun for the fourth time so so so Oh shit, I was just out where you are right now.
Like my last life?
I was just over there bro. Like my last life?
I was just over there bro, fuck man. Yeah. so so so. Nah, watch parties are no longer a thing.
I don't think...
I don't actually know though, gosh.
Pretty sure they're gone.
Or at least they said they were gonna get rid of them
but maybe they didn't?
Ah! Yeah, the bitrate's not incredible on Twitch for games like this. Tarkov, DayZ, Scumm, shit like that.
It's got a lot of grass the foliage looks
like shit it could be 1080p it's not going to make
it look much better guys or any better actually so so so uh uh Fuck man, I'm about to die of starvation.
What the fuck?
You know goddamn fools. oh so Alright dude, I gotta chill. I don't like when people kill me in this game chat.
I don't fucking like it.
Go find that couple, son.
Is that the plan eventually?
I mean if I hear...
If I hear either of those voices again they're instantly dead.
Or I'll probably talk shit first
if I have him in position.
I don't even really remember what the dude sounds like.
I just know how sarcastic his fucking tone is,
so I should be able to fucking hone in on that easily.. Good luck on your quest, from all of us at Morgan and Morgan and Morgan and Morgan and Morgan and Morgan and Morgan and Morgan and Morgan and Morgan All right. Alright.
We done eating there. Put an aqua Would knock one of them handcuffed, force feet.
I'll do what I can.
Shoot one in the fucking leg...
Chances are me fighting him will are low, but who cares.
A man can dream.
I don't care about the lady too much dude dude. It's the dude that I wanna fuckin' troll.
That dude in his fuckin' sarcastic tone...
Oh you're bleeding, dude! Oh you're bleeding, dude!
Are we mad, bro?
They're both fucking dead if I come across them.
Everyone's fucking dead, I'll be honest with you.
See, I'm dying or other people are dying...
...I gotta stop running into fucking James so that I can kill people. Maybe not while I me in the other fuckin city, just like...
How fast do you start dying when you have no food and water? I don't even have to hit nice shots at all
it's just has to keep pursuing. What's up? What's up?
How fast do you die when you have no food and water?
Slowly.
I gotta find some shit, I'm literally...
Like if you're red on both?
Yeah, I'm red, like there's not even...
If you're red on both it's gonna tank you a decent amount of time.
I have not found anything though...
Found the same fucking shotgun!
I had three of them just now.
I just had to pepper, you know where you spawned.
I think it's all spawning again.
You remember?
Yeah yeah yeah.
You're still there.
Well I mean I didn't have to spawn them on the track or trail.
Yeah yeah yeah. I didn't have to spawn him on the track or the trail, you know what I mean?
Yeah yeah.
You wanna stream Goma Houses for shotgun earlier?
Oh my god!
Did he hit him?
John's fuckin'...
Okay... All this shit, three guns on the ground but no
fucking
Ah! No fucking food. I'm buying art, dude.
I'm on eco right now bro.
Team saving.
It's fun to do with a lockpick? You can lock the shit in here?
You can lock doors.
Oh, shit...
So...
Hide in a place. Yeah exactly so then you'll know when someone's trying to get
in without them just flying and slamming the door open now.
Or unlocking themselves with the pic.
It's all about to be useless if I don't get this goddamn fucking food.
Yeah, and all chickens...
Listen for chicken today.
I seen one chicken
and he got away from me.
How does a chicken get away from you, Roddy?
He was running man.
Then go run after him!
He makes noise the whole time he goes
You know like he has a fucking beacon
I don't got a damn knife how am i even gonna fucking... Oh you don't got a damn knife, how the hell am i even gonna fucking...
Oh you don't have a knife yet?
Nah!
Tell me, I found three shots-
I just found three more guns on the ground.
No food.
Yo.
Hey buddy, you don't have to have a knife dude. Yo. This game is ridiculous.
Not yet.
I'm already half HP because I'm fucking dying, oh my god!
I'm at a damn factory and nobody left their lunch here? Like...
Oh! There's 100 zombies. Well, I'll see you on the fucking flip.
Ahem You just like to rest.
True colors, true colors popping out.
No no no no
No no no?
What does that mean what do you mean no no no
No no no I'm not like the rest.
Oh, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha. You were just running after me with your
crowbar at random? A little worried about that.
I'll put it away.
Oh man, you do not go sprinting through a house with a crowbar out right at me.
Sprinting right behind me without trying to murder me. 100% that guy was trying to kill me right there.
It's not a question.
100%.
We just gotta watch this motherfucker. He will try to kill us.
Hoping I find a fucking shotgun now, but can't right now.
See how he's running towards you right now?
Nope! Yeah. Do you have any PQs? Nope.
I did, I definitely wouldn't tell you brother don't take that the wrong way
and you are running at me multiple times with a crowbar brother I mean I have to
fight now okay I have to fight you now. Just fight me.
Zombie aggro, brother.
No! That's a bomb. Good luck! Really didn't think I noticed him trying to kill me. Like, yeah okay bro, just running at me multiple times with the crowbar.
I'm about to die. Hey boss, how you doing out there?
Hey be very careful! The zombies might come back for you doofus!
Uh oh... uh oh!
That doesn't sound good for you brother. I think they're on their way now. Oh man, you're getting beat, brother.
Sorry.
You doofus.
Yeah.
You're in a bit of trouble there, Bosh.
You're limping around.
Yeah. of trouble there bosh you're limping around
yeah what are you gonna do a nice hit nice blocks okay okay not too shabby you're still a little fucked up, don't make me lie.
Fucking idiots.
Don't get caught riding dirty.
I need kill attempts next time.
You need the moment of surprise to get anything working in your favor, doofus.
Motherfucker!
I should have closed that. good thanks for the clothes appreciate them they're very nice
they fit they sit really good thanks for the food.
Shoulda ate it.
Doofuses that think they're good at the game chat.
You know what I'm saying?
You know what I'm saying?
Bunch of doofuses.
I need his face, but I don't have a knife.
Do you have a knife, bro? Can I cut you up with the crowbar?
Oh man, I can't, that's crazy.
Yeesh!
That's gonna suck getting skinned alive by a cr-
Dead. By by crowbar.
Looking like DJ Penn with a pink fucking raincoat on, brother. That's what happens when you put your faith in a crowbar.
Hmm? Crowbar? Actually, a crowbar in a backpack slot.
No, I mean I can put it in my backpack I guess, who cares?
You know you picked the wrong fight.
You don't want to pick a fight with someone who's got
a helmet on if you don't have a helmet on.
Boring? Un-subbing? John how can you say that bro. One, you're not subbed. Two, come on bro.
Why do you gotta be like that?. Hey.
Hold on, Chad.
I gotta go bring Ally upstairs real quick. so so so so so um so so. so so so. so so.. me so so so. um so Thank you, Radahead. I think I found a landmark that will tell you where the fuck I'm at.
You ready?
Yeah, I'm no longer going to Ubra, okay?
What the hell?
Ah yeah let me know what you look like.
Okay I am currently at a big beached metal boat.
It's blue on the outside it's all rusted up and's beached in this little pond.
Cats gotta know where the fuck that is, there's no way they don't bro.
There's no way there's more than one of these.
Like a boat popping out or whatever? Like some metal rusted shit
popping out like a feature...
Nothing crazy but it's up there.
It's like a big ass
boat beached. Are, like, way south?
Like at the fucking lake that you...
Is there an island in the middle?
Nah. No island. Just this pond over here and the boat is like beached by this little shore
a bunch of little houses let me show you hold on
can you see the top of like a city like clock tower in the distance?
I'm looking.
You know if you hold middle click,
you ever try to hold middle click with that?
Make sure you don't. You know if you hold a middle click? Have you ever tried holding a middle click with that? Just make sure you don't.
Do you know how to hold your breath?
No.
When you point a gun, hold control.
No one has told me that! What the hell?!
Last two days my stream ain't say nothing! Yeah, it's not too hard to do... like you don't need it-need it right but for sniping, you need yeah, you're not hitting sniper shots really without
Cuz the sway is kind of intense
Let me get this what's a screenshot button print screen
Okay a screenshot button print screen is that what it is oh it is yeah okay
i'm putting that in the discord don't ban me please in the discord man me, please.
In the Discord, man.
That's where the fuck I'm at. Yeah, I don't think rules are as strict in this area. About that kind of stuff. He's outside of Mohawk, very small village by the water.
Oh fuck.
Okay. I'll try to make my
skin, my way into Malacca.
There's a team here. Fucking bastards.
They're just bastards for being there. Yeah?
Let me find out what town I'm in real quick. yeah Yeah. That's a nice one.
At least I don't have to jump in the water. Let's see if this one... I think it's probably got something to do with that.
I don't know where, I thought I heard something.
Oh, I thought I heard some shit behind me.
Oh, scorpion on the fucking table, see that?
What the?
Stop hitting my on my feet.
Is this Uzman, I'm fighting Uzman! Zombie form!
He stopped. His AI broke. His AI broketh.
No! His AI broke us. That does sound right.
I'm calling bullshit. Thank you for the donut, Five.
I appreciate it.
I don't think they're a dairy product.
Last I checked...
Rubber bands. Ah! Don't fuck with me.
I'm armed, I'm armed.
I'm dangerous.
I have more than three bullets this time. Okay. so Oh, you don't understand who I just fucking found bro.
Who? Buck?
Nah nah, I found a motherfucker that I play Red Dead with.
What?! Yeah he goes... You know what I mean? He's like, you're gonna get him. He's like, you're gonna get him. He's like, you're gonna get him. He's like, you're gonna get him. He's like, you're gonna get him. He's like, you're gonna get him. He's like, you're gonna get him. He's like, you're gonna get him. He's like, you're gonna get him. He's like, you're gonna get him. He's like, you're gonna get him. He's like, you're gonna get him. He's like, you're gonna get him. He's like, you're gonna get him. He's like, you're gonna get him. He's like, you're gonna get him. He's like, you're gonna get him. He's like, you're gonna get him. He's like, you're gonna get him. He's like, you're gonna get him. He's like, you're gonna get him. He's like, you're gonna get him. He's like, you're gonna get him. He's like, you're gonna get him. He's like, you're gonna get him. He's like, you're gonna get him. He's like, you're gonna get him. He's like, you're gonna get him. He's like, you're gonna get him. He's like, you're gonna get him. He's like, you're gonna get him. He's like, you're gonna get him. He's like, you're gonna get him. He's like, you're gonna get him. He's like, you're gonna get him. He's like, you're gonna get him. He's like, you're gonna get him. He's like, you're gonna get him. He's like, you're gonna get him. He's like I found a motherfucker that I play Red Dead with.
What?
Yeah, he goes, yo, you recognize my voice?
He said, no, who are you?
He goes, I recognize yours.
And then he told me his name from Red Dead.
It was him.
It's a setup. It's a setup.
It's a fucking setup.
Look around,
head on a swivel.
I'm looking.
Those poor people here?
No one talks
besides me and them
all over here talking about Red Dead, this, that
and they're just looking at us probably like
it's like there's aint on the
conversation. Should I go up here?
Or should I go to
the other end of town and maybe figure out another direction?
What are we thinking here?
I'm not really sure what town I am in at the moment.
Oh, Mohawk!
0.6 miles away from coming to Mohawk.
We're running on this road to Mohawk. Okay, I'm gonna...
I'm running on this road towards Mohawk.
I wanna see if I can make my way up here too.
Alright?
I mean, I'm running in the same direction so I think we should be fine.
If you see three people
one of them with a motorcycle helmet those are are the people I was just looking at.
You can kill him if you want.
I wouldn't be able to.
I'm near Eerie? Oh, bro...
If that's the case...
Didn't they just say you were next to Mohawk?
No, it said you were.
Oh.
I'm heading towards Mohawk now.
Yeah, it might be on the edge of town.
Let me check if we can see him actually...
Ugh! uh yeah I think one bugged out, thank goodness. They both bugged out.
Oh, I love it.
Daisy you guys are so good at this.
It's a feature right now. I know it's a feature. A saving summit feature.
... I need to get stuck in there. You son of a bitch!
That's two again.
See one bug out, one bugged out... again something
son of a bitch.
Yep!
They call me the world's strongest man! 2v1, no issues. I'm pretty fucked up.
Yeah, I'm at fucking Erie which is the farthest west and you are the farthest east.
So I'll make my way.
I mean I don't got shit. I can just punch this guy out and hope he beats me up. And I'm about to die from starvation again. Vanilla loot's better than this?
I mean, come on. One, I don't think so. Two...
I've also been playing pretty slow to be fair.
... uh so so Loon Dizzy shit for sure. Oh yeah yeah, dude. Oh, yeah.
Just in general,
it's like one of those games
especially
the officials where
you gotta take a ton
to win.
All right, I'm about
to die so we'll probably link up in a second.
Or at least I'll be fucking closer.
Maybe. We'll see, we'll see. Shit, wrong gun. ah I don't think I've had a fucking armor all day today.
I haven't really gotten to the start of it though.
Four hours in, man we're four hours in already?
Okay. Why do you have to aim above them?
It's because, like, you really want to hit them with headshots.
And even if it may look like sometimes you get head shots, I won't really count it.
So you gotta, like, really won't really count it. So you gotta like really exaggerate
how much you aim at least that's what I do
not everybody does that I don't think
I don't think I go through here, fuck that. The zombie clear's not worth that, this is not gonna be shit. Maybe up here though. okay
bro i literally tabbed out while i was letting zombies kill me so I can spawn somewhere else.
Five people, I tab back in,
five people are around me saving me bro.
Enduring me, force feeding me food. No way.
Yes, we're gonna get some credit card. One of them sound like one of
them uh one of them sound like the duo
oh no no no sure you're fucking sure none
of them are women
whoa my man just hit me with the i I tried to powerbomb the air!
Stop it, you fuckin' timing me.
One-two trusty one two take him out Cook some food here. Nah, we're gonna get food.
What's up, Cheez? Stop it.
I'm letting the bark out.
Letting the bark out.
Oh, my God! so uh Ow! Huh.... so so you're going to be as annoying as these two nations Chill out, you. You're good man.
Thank you. I guess if i'm gonna put rubber socks in anything...
They don't get on there, yeah.
Deja vu on the fucking sounds you shitbags!
Thank you for moving off, I'm sorry.
Package, uh...
You're such a good possession.
Thank you, Rabbit Head, thank you. Appreciate you guys. I'm fine. The day
I start complaining about that kind of stuff
and I'm actually serious,
it's the day I should probably retire. Yeah, depending on
given time. I've had
people do some shit
at the worst possible times like T Tarkov and Counterstrike and
thank you, thank you for I didn't hear what you said.
Sorry, I was talking in the chat.
What's up?
I said...
I'm never gonna find any loot
because there's always people
in front of me, bro. like those five people that saved me
I ran past them. Yeah, I ran past him to go fucking on my own loot
There's three more people in front of me
Yeah, dude
That's what I think people's complaint about this map
is it gets kind of funnel-y.
So...
Okay. If you really want to find loot,
my recommendation...
I have some recommendations.
Al Gonquin? See? I have some recommendations. Okay.
Algonquin seemed to me
like the last time
I went there,
it was a...
Nobody goes there
and it's like
a little town to loot
and that is...
Like, if you ever make yourself your way
to Haran, you can make yourself
your way to Algonquin.
Mohawk has a pathway there. I'd recommend
pulling up a fucking map, bro. You want me to give you a clip real quick in Discord?
Check this out.
There's like a point where I pull it up and you can see the whole thing nice and solid.
Help me learn that layout a little bit about the layout.
A little more in your head.
We should make a new map where we can play not as running simulator.
Yeah, right bro. I'm not a creative person.
I cannot think of all the cool ideas that some of these people think of.
No shame.
No shame no she.
Did these rubber slugs act... They're called rubber slug? I was just about to ask. Do they act as slugs or buck? just the end what the fudge is the request wait what happened You said Onondaga, right?
Yeah.
It's probably like in between us right now. Yeah. Yeah, I'm headed there one mile out
I'm trying to make my way to like Anita right now which is west of that
Because I'm all the way to Eerie. Okay, okay.
I'm heading to Onondaga.
Obobadaga?
Yeah yeah yeah, I'm heading to Obobadaga right now.
Game Game needs horses, of course.. so so I was going this way, right chat? Yes.
No, I'll be honest.
I don't fucking remember.
I don't remember.
Yes.
No.
Yes. No. No. I don't remember.
Yes, no? Yeah, Campify's if you're wrong, you're banned.
You understand that?
Shit! I would do it too, Campfire.
I don't care if you've been here for a bajillion and half years.
You're not getting away! Okay. Whoa, man. Can opener is not that big of a deal to me. Sawed off shotgun with this backpack? Yo-yo! See ya.
I have not said I was done with Daisy the last five feet. You lier!
Ya fookin' liar!
Alright, let's go.
Now the shotgun is on my backpack.
I have a sawed off double barrel shotgun on my backpack again brother.
Mmmmm. my backpack again, brother. There you go!
It's pretty cool.
This ride doesn't take up like a main slot
but it can still fucking, you know...
double pump in close orders.
Even though right now it has rubber slugs.
Rubber slug? You shoot BB bullets at these motherfuckers?
It takes two rubber slugs to hit them with it,
and they'll be knocked out.
... That's fine, right there. so so so So, so There's no way this is the wrong way. Nah, man.
I think you guys are wrong on this one. away from the sun
The sun is setting in the west
Away from the sun. Okay yeah let's just have that fact in our
brain right now
i'm staring at oblivion I was like, I'm gonna zone out a little bit.
I don't know why.
I was zoning out on autopilot and shit.
Now...
Yes, yeah!
Let me sleep. so so so so so so Hey Sum, a couple days ago you ended the stream after playing with a party of five. Did you ever continue the run
with one other that lived? No.
He got on as I died, actually.
I got on the character and messaged him. He didn't respond right away so I was like okay, I'm just gonna get our arms pulled a bit.
But I am. I don't die in these games.
I shouldn't have gone on it for...
I shouldn't of tested it. We need to
Bro, why am I carrying all this fucking sporter? we need to
bro why am i carrying all these sport mags dude Wait, I have... Oh man. I've had more ammo for this thing too bro.
My goodness gracious.
Great balls of fire.
I'm gonna go get some more ammo. gracious so There we go. Shot a full mag of this now.
Badly fucking damaged with the Pristine Mack.
It's not making it past five rounds.
Shit ain't making it past five, chat.
Oh! Wait... yeah okay, yeah. Never okay yeah nevermind.
Thought I f- I got confused with which one was broken.
May I get a fucking gun? Okay Okay.
Better than nothing. Game line,
better than nothing.
That's what I was thinking when I had a Glock with three bullets. It's pretty much the same as nothing, it felt like. Get that bitch on semi, hell yeah.
This thing sucks.
Sucks. What the fuck is this? I'm a hell yeah. This thing sucks.
Sucks with the fucking full auto, unless you're really close.
Um, by
Aboba Daga.
I'll let you know what town this is,
I think I'm coming up on a sign soon. Yeah, I'm running with that.
I am just getting to Oneida right now.
So we are basically a couple towns away from each other at the moment.
You've got to keep trucking east, you have to keep truck west.
Yeah, and then we'll keep goin', and then...
You go towards the sun essentially?
Yeah yeah.
Anita's where I hopefully end up getting Ballistic Vest and some 7.62 ammo.
I literally have still nothing, I have nothing.
I've just been running to Abobadaga.
You want food? I've just been running to Abobadaga.
You got food?
I haven't.
You don't have food?
I have nothing, I'm trying to get to Abobadaga so I can get some gear.
People just keep being in front of us, but we haven't seen anyone on the way to Abobadaga So it should be fine.
How many there are you?
Just me and the guy from Red Dead, but he said
uh...he's gonna break off once
we loot up above Odaigo
Gotcha. Is he meeting somebody?
Uh no no,
no,
no.
He was like,
why the fuck
is so many people
like there's no
loo in any towns
is there a big
streamer on?
I said,
no,
no,
nobody knows and then I was like I said, no, no, no.
And then I was like, yeah, I'm meeting up with one of my boys and he goes
alright, I'll break off after that.
Is there a big swing house? That's impossible.
He goes, he's been playing on here for like a week and half or something
And said it was never like this
There's no loot anywhere
In any houses or anything
He said he's been on for a week, seven days. Whenever this came out...
Whenever this came out I don't know what the fuck he was talking about. Okay.
Yeah, apparently it's never... Bro, we went through like three-four fucking areas of houses and found zero nothing These people know who we are.
I mean, in front it seems like it.
Yeah, yeah, Rob ahead. HaloLamer, thanks guys. Appreciate it bro.
Thank you for the five or Yeah, just stand up.
I still have a character that's pretty far along though.
I'm gonna have to serve her in the mosque. so I don't like to hide here.
I think this is a pretty dangerous town. so Police car.
Oh, chasing. Nothing. I got a shotgun. Fuck the damn shotgun, I need to get my fucking so so I heard him reloading again. uh uh. uh Oh, close. so so so so so so.. Are we in the same place right now?
No, you're in another...
I'm not over there.
Oh, I just watched you go into that building
and it's the same exact building I'm in bro.
You scared? exact building I'm in bro. Shit that's scary Yeah, it was like wait
you're about to fucking see us
You ain't murdering shit
bitch, you dead before you even fucking know it.
Yeah I could bro...
That's not true.
You sleeping with the damn fishes, man?
That's not true.
Fish is about to be your best friend so so so I'm going to have to get out of here. uh ah so I I'm going to go ahead and get this guy. is so so Okay. Is this where that dude went?
I don't see any movement.
Oh, yeah.
Well...
It'll just be random I don't think I'll go down. Hold the trouble down.
Just going through the stairs.
Got a little bit different when you're spread out of the stairs uh Bro, crowbar sucks.
Holy fuck, crowbar sucks. oh I feel like no one...
I've seen that guy in the town. Is he not playing zombies at all? Excuse me.. I'm gonna have to cut these guys every fucking three feet. uh huh so so so so so so Come on. Don't mind. We'll make sure else, where we came from, take it. You're barking up, brother. so Chewy, man. They're killing me all day this time. Hmph! so I can't even move around. No! Ah!
... so so As long as this here is some dumb dude. Just see many of them, you don't really get time to move it's like completely hinders PvP, you know.
Hinder a little bit sure completely injured Yeah, okay got it.
You just aggroed. Alright dude. tag
since
nonsense absolute nonsense so so uh so I wish I had a fucking armor so so so so so so so so uh so wow uh so so I'm going to be a lion. okay wow Are you still in Erie?
I'm in Onida.
Onida. Southeast. so um I didn't check on top of the ladders, no.
I'm down, I guess.
I just don't think there's anything up them.
I never find shit on top of these.
Maybe it's just bad luck, man.
Even though that's supposed to be up there.
Everywhere you go brothers Oh. Like... oh like they're just they're everywhere man
they're every like fucking 50 meters
every 20 meters.
There's a fucking group of them.
The hell?
Oh, fuck! so so I'm falling asleep at the wheel, though. I'm gonna die on this run. This one's better than nothing, brother.
I'm falling asleep at the wheel,
but I'm going to die on this run. so um uh so There's probably a big bad spot to sit up top, but I'm just showing away from it. so. Yay yay.
I can't imagine how disorienting it would be to wake up in a place with road signs in latin alphabet but everything else in fucking cyrillic mind fuck Ugh.
Nice of the dough, bro.
Um... Yo! 69 bucks?
You know, Netasaur
Netasaur
Just got back
I gotta reclaim my spot
Ocarina Ice Cream's going better
Netasaur welcome back
Bro that- what the fuck
I didn't even realize
That was there.
Thank you so much, bro.
I appreciate you.
I'm so sorry for missing
that donut a little earlier,
but thank you so much
for supporting like that, man.
Very kind of you, sir.
I'm just not on my game tonight.
I'm sorry.
You've been more than normal. Yeah. I'm just not on my game tonight, I'm sorry.
Even more than normal?
Not on my fucking game!
How are you tired?
It's like almost 1 in the afternoon.
His name is Michael Thailand, I get it, dude. I get it. Ha-ha!
You motherfucker.
I get it.
Mm-hmm.. Hold on.
Go back. second. so. Here's my chance. uh.. Can you hear anything? I haven't gotten anything good. oh What happened? I hit you.
Just showed as I heard. You little rabbit head!
Come on, man. Don't...
Listen to this. Alright, guys.
We'll be honest.
Let's get into that point.
Get to that point. This has been not good loot.
Gotta keep heading east. I don't know where east is anymore.
Uh, I'm about- I'm close to uh...
Where you're at. There's too many zombies in this...
You want me to fight zombies every
fucking ten feet? I'm gonna move around a little
bit, eh? It's ridiculous.
Nice!
Oh, it's such an Skipping? Pee pee only in this game either.
Oh, there's such a crazy amount of jokes happening right now, Chad. It's like...
This zombie guy is fucking stupid. so so I'm gonna add an Instagram one, I guess.
Yo you have any Tetracyllin? Tetracycline? Whatever the fuck. Yeah I'm blood infected bro
No your not
You doofus before you you got here, you ate with no gloves?
I used pristine rags and I didn't disinfect them. Yeah, it's gonna happen I guess.
You had to do what you had to do
to live or attempt to live even though
it's going to kill you now.
Bug poisoning is not the best, that's for sure.
Oh, I have iodine actually. I have it too! I didn't know I could use it.
Yeah, I forgot. That's right you don't need fucking tetra, you need the iodine.
I got a two. you need the iodine i gotta do good stuff good stuff so all jokes All jokes and
Aside, thank you for your streams
this past month. You and chat have been the pillar of my sanity
Much love.
It's been that way for me too, but the opposite.
I was watching a dead horse sound bite,
but couldn't find it.
Thank you.
Appreciate him. Thank you guys for the donuts. Much love, yo.
Rabbit Head, thank you so much for the $50, brother.
Lucho. Lucho loves my dude.
That's a lot of money.
Thank you so much.
Just straight 50 bones and cash.
Thank you for that, brother. Pleasure having you so much. Just straight 50 bones and cash.
Thank you for that, brother.
Pleasure having you, man.
Don't worry.
If I really was getting annoyed by sound effects or something like that,
if I get to the point where I'm not gonna be like...
Not gonna do that and maybe take a little breather on.
I dunno about always, sometimes. Yo, ADDGamer thanks for the support man, I appreciate you.
Mucho love and support thank you, thank you, thank you.
The cash money.
Very kind of you too man.
Motherfuckers chillin'. Everyone just chill now.
Too tired for this?
You ever do combat arms? Have I ever played Combat Arms?
I don't think so. Maybe?
Good question,
but not really sure of the answer.
I may have played it and forgotten what it was called.
But I would assume probably not. Can you walk the way? What part of the town am I in?
That's where this of there, right?
I wanna just figure out where to go. So let's...
And now that I got this compass actually good. and then it's
compass on the enemies
i've heard're pretty close.
4 or 5 minutes out.
We want to head in our direction I guess.
Yeah, we'll be heading towards the east side of town. Okay, I'm popping an EpiPen.
Unlimited stamina.
Let's fucking go. so Box of something, eh? Somehow, someway they track me.
Can't even lose the fucking zombies.
They just track me through what, huh?
I can smell you.
No! No! uh All right. Alright, leaving Onida.
Heading toward you and your friend Easteth.
Three minutes out. so so so so Oh, Nida. Oh, Nida.
Oh, you're saying I should say Nida?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, NIDA. Oh, you're saying I should say NIDA?
Who gives a flying fucking FIDA, you know what I'm sayin'? You know the police station in between Oneida and Meek?
Do I know the police station?
Yeah. Like a little bit outside of oneda i guess
no uh do you guys know where the farm is with
the really long barn and the red top barn I don't know. You got an ass, I should?
Alright we're coming.
Stay there. Stay at the barn.
You don't tell me what to do. Stay at the barn. You don't tell what to do.
Stay at that fucking barn!
I'll just wait for you guys to pass and push,
just so now that could kill you when we're done.
I got this new shotgun that will fuckin' smoke your bitch ass.
Yeah, have a double barrel...
I'll do it before the blood infection fuckin' smokes me.
I have a double barrel and its sawed off
And it has rubber bullets
Your sawed-off ain't reachin' me!
You got rubber fucking bullets.
I do.
Trying to get a purple backpack here. I'll start a fire in this barrel and cook our fucking chicken chip.
Can I keep the other chicken? Or get rid of it?
I kept it.
Double chicken combination
Oh, shut your fucking bitch mouth
right now!
Shut your bitch mouth
What?
Have a bullet in it. Have a fuckin bullet in it, and let there be a god.
Ugh!
I'm deadly officially. Officially deadly.
Deadly? You died, what the hell? No no. Officially
I'm deadly. Like I can murder.
Yeah yeah sure.
Officially people can be rich.
Don't let that couple run up on you again.
Shut your bitch mouth this time
I have a fucking gun for them.
One tap one of them and it's easy. Before they even look at me.
Oh we found it! We found it!
We're about to be there. We're running out. Is this you?
Oh my god I saw a shadow or something, bro. My eyes are seeing things. Oh my god, I saw a shadow or something bro. My eyes are seeing things.
Oh my god bro! Oh my god bro, scary.
I'm in the very long barn. Longbarn.
If I die to someone and it's not fucking you right now, I will murder you, understand me?
Uh...I think this is it. He's saying that he is my tour guide, so...
Trying to get some sort of vengeance huh?
The time I did for you? I to you about the kill you to be honest. I remember handcuffing and sealing
people's pants in this game for a shot, dude.
That was my grin.
Thanks so much, brother.
I appreciate you.
I've kind of had a whatever night just so far.
A whatever night. We're pulling up on the opposite side of you right now, alright?
Yes sirry Bob.
Yes Bob.
Hands! Hey don't shoot. Don't fucking shoot
Well who are you guys? Freeze! I'm joking.
Hey.
I'm joking. Just joking.
Here's my daughter. I've come to marry her off.
You do not have my consent.
This is my consent.
I'm getting drunk, boys.
Anyone want a beer?
Hold on, let me get you a beer here and stuff, I got a blood in my... Oh, let me get your beer here brother.
Ah!
Beer on me!
Here, doofus!
Rami, use that!
Fuckin' he knows my name! rami use that
oh he knows my name
that is very unfortunate unfortunately i'm the best RPer here! Bro, they cook so fast that's not fair!
Bro...
The iodine-I can't use the iodine man
Don't do nothing. What? I used it earlier and then...
Then you're good. Then you're good.
I mean, I haven't heard you cough.
I've still been sick! I've been sneezing this shit!
Yeah but you got rid of the fucking blood disease, Doofus.
No, it's still there, I can still see it.
No, how can you see it?
It's the same symbol as everything else.
Yeah,
it's a sickness.
You just have an enormous sickness out of your sneezing bro.
If you had cholera still or whatever the fuck it's called, blood sickness
You would um...you'd be like
Every fucking five seconds
Yeah he's done now though.
Uh I don't know if you guys want to
But there are armbands
If we don't wanna shoot each other
I just put it on there
The chicken do day out of two chickens, I got one slice for you, man
The fuck down with that floor
You should put that on, motherfucker. You have a red helmet on.
You have a red helmet on.
If I eat a burnt potato
do you think I'll get sick?
I don't think so uh slap this on bad brother so i don't shoot you in the back. So what's the play here?
Not bad I guess
Chill people murder Thank you, babe uh... of the year that killed people her incubate
should be a positions right across there
you can do that Right.
Check what I found.
Ooh, a longhorn! It's got a bull in it.
Oh, you have another beetle mag?
Got it in the... Don't miss. You got any 357 or no?
Nah.
I don't have much.
Wait, Longhorn's 308 right? Mm-hmm. I don't have much.
Longhorn's.308, right?
Holy shit, I'm deadly.
You need any other kinds of ammo?
Uh, 7.62x39
I got more, I got more I guess if i get this fucking 308, though, i need that.
Probably drop this, you want this, Rami?
Want the BK? uh, Armin? Rami?
Want the BK?
What?
Oh.
Got one, man.
You already have a BK? You have a shotgun, don't you?
I'm sticking BK.
Yeah, yeah, but that's a sniper... Like this one shoots long-range shots of
7.62 AK bullets. Your gun
shoots ball sack shots.
I'll be honest, I'm sick of spots like
my visions all blurry.
Is that something you'd normally not be honest about?
Uh, sometimes.
Okay.
You got any ammo for this man or...
No.
Got any ammunition?
Oh, okay.
Alright, we good to go?
Send it? Well, we got a few minutes before the restart.
Oh my god...
God I get back to fucking real shit. That's a dick. Ugh.
Today's queue was unbearable, not gonna lie.
Yeah? so. so. Oh, brothers. Do either of you have a battery or have a head torch
um no i don't have not come across one just yet.
Dude, 308 Longhorn is gonna be pretty tough
for people to live through at the north area.
Nanowike, what's up brother? It's going okay. Not the greatest day.
Today has not been the greatest day man. I'm really fucking just beat tired.
There you go. Practice some movement.
You know what I'm saying. I killed him. I mean we'd be fucking loaded not gonna lie.
Yeah and then we go to the end of if I'm not a little bit jealous.
Yeah and then we go to incubation get filters and we'd be good for the passage.
Not a bad idea. so so I don't want to stay a little longer.
So, watching 8 hours ago, fell asleep, got back on
Yeah, I took a nap
for a couple of hours.
In between streams. I'm going to piss. If i come back and i'm dead, i hate both of you. Good luck, man.. Let's see....
... kick this out
shit still isn't disconnected
nope that was a few minutes should be in two minutes.
How the hell am I still sick, man? Holy fuck. This match is called Deadfall.
It's all about getting to the passes and coming out of the other side.
I need to get an armor though, we're kind of lacking in the armor department.
Let's have lazy up there.
We'll have dread walls and some... out there. Oh, shit!
The mean one, Mr. Grinch.
Oh, brother, I hope you're okay,. Shit that sucks dude. That really fucking sucks.
Can't move much. Dude no! It reminded me when i got a sunburn at the beach and it fucking sucked. You know how to get in, right?
You know the strategy.
I'm going to get disconnected
and just play again or whatever?
No, you're such a freaking doofus.
Hit play, okay?
And then after you hit play when it says
servers currently locked just start spamming enter
You doofus, you don't even know the way to get
into servers bro if your not getting in
Jesus naughty I'm doing that bitch You're not getting into some kind of... Jesus, Noddy.
What are you doing now bitch?
What the fuck is wrong with you man?
This my third day playing a game!
I never even got in to this server.
It's doofus no wonder he's not getting in to servers with us.
Why you a rude bastard I'm connecting. Please wait! hmm all right please wait yeah i mean you're connecting doofus
i mean i'm still at the home screen all right here we go okay
i know It's loaded.
We'll see if you
finally can get into a
server you don't have
trial in at the
beginning.
You were kicked off to at the beginning
you were kicked off the game connection unless we lost you gotta play immediately
what the hell i got kicked off as well! No fucking way. I was 10 in queue bro.
Okay we might be able to find the mask.
Why does that even happen?
I'm in.
No you're not.
Yeah, I'm loading in.
Holy shit!
Let's go baby. Oh, we're all in.
Mama, we made it.
We made it.
He fucking made it, man.
I'm not gonna lie,
I gotta disconnect while in queue
and still make it.
That's pretty lucky.
Yeah, Daisy should give you the option on whether you want to have armbands in both arms or not
all right Alright.
Where are we going?
Are we going to incubation?
Are we going to communication?
Are we going somewhere across the bridge?
Well, incubation is right across the bridge.
If you want to actually full send...
We can just go incubation
One of us will probably die
Hopefully not Do you have any shotgun
slugs? I mean, not slugs...
I only have
Alright let's get outta here then. You lead the way you're the guide.
Guide that's a door that doesn't open
Great guiding down here, Naughty.
He got me to you didn't he?
Yeah and he does have an armband on, bro. He has one.
Yes, we all do.
Yeah, they were saying you don't got one.
Yeah.
Nah, they trippin', bruh.
I swear there's a bear spawn around incubation though.
There is yeah.
It's fucking ridiculous.
It's fucking annoying.
You could have the craziest spider and then a bear.
Yeah, he'll go through all those doors too like crazy.
Yeah lock the door behind you bro.
. I'll lock the door behind you, bro.
Hey, Sumpson! You're the Goatman!
Thanks brother, appreciate it Cesar. Much love, brother. Thank you so much for supporting me.
God damn!
You guys have been a lot of support and lots of good stuff. I appreciate it, guys. Even on my bad day.
Thank you, Cesar man. even on a bad day thank you sorry man There's a few craws down there.
Instead of the birch.
Little sketch, but...
Yeah this is the one I cross at usually. All the bridges, guess.
There was a dude... I think I made it through passage
there's a dude camping up there with fucking Claymores
earlier pissed me the fuck off.
No way.
Yeah, I opened
it and I heard bombs away and died.
No way he said bombs away and died no way he said bombs away
what a motherfucker and then uh the other day there was two guys holding down entrance 2 with full night gear.
They were a group of three and if you wanted to pass you had to duel them
There's like 30 bodies on the ground cut up.
What?!
Sickos, I'm not even kidding you man.
Dueled em in what? Like a melee fight?
Yeah! They-they had a setup armor a melee fight? Yeah, they had to set up armor and like of course if it's a group you can
just run in there but I was solo right so. Your boy lost the night duel.
Nooooooo!
There were three in there, holding the fucking door right on the inside.
Damn bro they're like yo you shall not pass. door right on the inside. Damn, bro. They were like, yo,
you shall not pass unless
you complete this task.
At least...
You know what? I'll say this much. That shit's creative.
Yeah. pretty cool.
Rather than just camping it with fucking explosives?
Bombs away dude.
Alright, all7 boys. Bombs away he says. Nah nah let's get fucking looted man
come on. 07. Bombs away! Oh, I think I shoot the bear to my right.
I think I shoot the bear to my right.
Maybe I'm losing it?
I think I see you.
No, I don't.
It was a rock.
Oh that was a gunshot I heard in there.
I think he's a gunshot.
Oh, screamer!
That's the screamer! We might as well just shop there, the zombies are gonna be truckin'.
Yeah we love the new zombies.
Yay!
Yeah dude, screamer zombies are so cool right?
My favorite.
Much fun much wow.
You just crawl through that.
Yeah yeah yeah, just come to the right Make sure, uh...
There's a zombie in the trees over there.
Zombie in the trees over here.
Those doors were locked earlier by the way.
I walked right past M16? No, I didn't, we should've left.
Nobody wants this fucking shot.
Nobody wants a.308 to the chest, bro. I'll tell you that.
I'll tell you what...
You saw that too? You guys literally saw an M16. Very dangerous, be careful.
Oh, Noddy would be dead-dead right there.
They ain't got the movement like me bro.
The schmovement?
I got the fucking shmove member I got that sees move memory pushing about them mm-hmm I sure some thoughts Yeah, it's East North American shit.
I sure some coughs, do you? I'm the one coughing but I don't know...
There's like 18 dead zombies in this corner over here?
Unless that's supposed to be there.
Might just be lower zombies.
I'll get you far from us, but we don't know who to shoot.
I'm in this big ass...
Yeah, I'll be in the middle?
Looking for some shooting.
He can get lost on his own, not gonna lie.
Yeah, I don't know why he's doing that.
Open this thing! There's a downstairs over here.
The bunker, the bunker!
He's going, the bunker.
You going in the bunker, Russ?
Well what's wrong with the bunker?
I'll stick by and get a light.
Oh, yeah okay.
I'm not going down there. Remember what happened the last time.
Let's go, Amanda.
Come on, Christine. This time, John, don't give up. a way to get this thing off.
I'll leave it for a second, I'll...
We're in the next place over.
I guess we'll just have to depend on it. The saline bag get rid of my sickness?
It will give you more blood.
That sickness isn't really doing much to you, brother. It's annoying me bro I'm loud as hell and I'm getting blurry.
He's loud as hell when he gets blurry.
Okay... Okay.
You got a problem with the way I say things?
Yeah, it's nice.
It really is when he does this.
Oh! that's nice Both got blue bags. You guys both have blue backpacks? I guess you just gotta let them.
Alright, thanks a lot. I'll know not to shoot the blue bag guys then.
Man we've got the fucking Armbands for a reason man.
The Armband's... eh... I just don't
spot them that easily
Big orange flags on our arms I think the only way out is double doors take left and then first right.
Are you on metal?
That was stairs, yeah.
This is you outside right?
Yeah we're at the green igloos.
Fuck that room Bob, behind Stent?
Why don't you say she had loot?
Arm ads would be better on both arms, yeah.
All these rooms are fucking empty.
I'm coming out.
They could be like semi-looted.
Yeah, I'll be outside in a second. Any minute now. We have so much medical supplies holy shit Alright, I'm by this helicopter.
By this gaunched-orner heli-chapter.
Yo, y'all hear me?
Yeah.
I hear you.
There ya go.
You got any audios?
No, hold on.
Where are you at?
Is that a helicopter?
I guess, helicopter in the middle
With all these yellow...
He's out front, he's out front
He's out front?!
...in general
Yeah
With all the zombies
What are you doing?
In front of the building?
Yeah, you're just out in the middle of the fucking open
without letting...
You know what I mean?
You don't want to let us know
that you're out there
in the fucking middle
of the open?
I said that shit four times to him! Right times right yeah but you shouldn't be out there by
yourself you shouldn't be out here period to be honest look how many places can shoot
your ass nobody fuck with me bro ain't nobody fucking with me, bruh. Ain't nobody fucking with me, bruh.
I got recognized by police!
Oh shit you hear those shots?
He's above us. I think he's in this thing.
Where was that?
Oh, it's a tower! Tower! I'm dead. Hit me in the head
FUCK! I see him, I see him, excuse me too
Oh Naughty you are such
A fucking idiot
Alright I'm pushing his bitch ass.
That is not on me.
That is not my fault.
Bro, I'm not playing with you.
I'm not playing with you until you stop sucking
at this game, alright?
Bro,
I didn't even do anything!
You go do your own shit.
I'm doing my own shit.
No way I'm playing with you. No way.
How was that on me?
You don't know how to stick with teammates. You're running out into the most dangerous areas
with no fucks,
and then I have to go out there
with your dumb ass,
and then I get shot.
And you're out of your fucking mind.
I didn't say,
hey man,
I need assistance out here.
You're a doofus. You're a doofus.
I left the building and that's where...
I'm gonna be out there shooting your bitch ass next time
That's what I'ma be doing
Bro, that is literally the most dangerous area on the fucking map, dude.
You're just nonchalant walking around that much.
Bro, bro, you team with 85 people in this game but me because I was out when the open is where you draw the line huh
yeah cause that's a stupid move not to mention you're out there of like by yourself
15 20 seconds ahead of us.
Bro, it's not like I did that shit on purpose. I just left the building
and that's where I got out.
Bro, listen man. If you don't know where the fuck
you're going, don't you think you should follow
teammates close by?
It's not that I didn't know, bro.
I thought we were fucking looting up man!
I was checking my corners and playing the game.
When you have three people you loot up in a tight formation
so that you know who the fuck to shoot.
Naughty!
You knew that wasn't me in there,
or you got clapped up by a guy in a tower?
Yeah, no shit bro, but I didn't have to fucking dig-
Bro, listen to me.
Never mind.
Listen.
You play by your fucking self
you're doofus no this is crazy you're a doofus
this is fucking crazy you team up with john stephen yeah because these dudes
they don't do stupid shit like that.
What you just did was straight up fucking dumb.
You are at the most dangerous place right?
So it's not like we don't know. We're telling you, right?
Oh, don't worry, bro.
Got this, man.
There's a tower next to us.
There's a fucking hospital next to us.
There's a whole fucking circle around us,
a fucking mountain that can snipe us.
You're just like, oh yeah, dude!
Let me tell you something. Suck my dick bro.
I'm not doing that again.
Let me tell you something.
The only time... Yeah, okay.
And the only time someone got shot is when your big head ass fucking showed up on that.
Nah you're a doofus. You're being a doofus.
I'm not rolling with you no more. Go roll with your boy.
What?
Bro! You're gonna lose me loot more than anybody else will.
There's no shot I'm playing with you.
You've died one time with me and it wasn't even on my...
On me, bro.
Yeah, listen!
The whole time, me and your teammate are like
where's fucking Rami?
Where's fuckin Nadia?
Dude the whole time me and your boy were like
dude what the fuck is this guy doing?
Bro... Nah I can't believe this shit What the fuck's this guy doing?
Ask him, ask him.
That's what I'm saying, never mind dude. No. I'm dead!
No shit you're dead!
So how am I gonna ask him?
Yeah, dude listen, I just didn't think you died so quick I thought you were going to hide like a fucking coward for a little while first, dude alright?
Uh...I watched you fucking die and
No shit, no shit
No shit he watched me die
Oh my lord
You know what I'm saying?
He got me. What the hell do you want me to say today, huh?
You're a doofus. That's what I wanna say.
No, no, no. I can't believe this shit.
What do you mean you can't believe it?
No, no, no. I can't believe this shit. I just can't.
Me and your boy are telling you it's the most dangerous area in the game
And then you don't take
it seriously at all the whole time you're just dicking
around. No! Don't even say
you were- DON'T EVEN SAY IT You're like, oh brother nothing could touch me
I'm out in the middle of fucking open
everybody will be able to see me
all the information...you give up the whole team
when your dumb ass gets spotted
What? No. Yeah absolutely dumb ass get spotted what no yeah absolutely bro if he's sitting in the tower he's not shooting you right away he's sitting there staring at you waiting for your teammates and to see if you
have any bro okay tell me something you're gonna take
that whole just say you don't want to play with me bro that is that right there
that right there was not ain't nobody with me trust me what is
that a quote is that a quote
yeah no listen bro you want you go die in these areas and then you'll learn
how serious they are and then you can figure out if you wanna play like that again.
No fucking way!
Yeah bro I'm not- Listen,
I just met up with you to walk into a place
and die because you were playing
You were purposely playing nonchalant. You didn't do it by accident.
You purposely did that.
I didn't do it on purpose.
What?
We were telling you, and you're...
But I was just looting.
Bruh, come on.
I wasn't thinking anyone was going to be there.
Come on, bro. It's all right, it's all on. Come on bro.
Come on bro nothing!
If you accidentally roamed out into a dangerous
area and was like oh my bad
Okay I said yo You're in a dangerous area
you said can't touch me yolo basically yeah but
i said that as i was coming back to the building bro
no that's a load of bro that's not See if I was live we would have seen this, bro.
Bro you got us.
You go find your own home ace for a little bit till you learn the fucking map.
Alright?
Then we'll team up.
Cat, you seeing this shit?
Yeah fuckin' chat.
Jerry Harry fuckin Larry oh listen
bro I mean it him in two seconds mission because they don't they don't go
out there and try to purposely die I didn't try to purposely die!
What the fu- I'm being gaslit right now. That's like going
to Northwest Airfield, us telling you hey this is the most dangerous area in the place
and your like yo i'll just run across the whole thing no fucks that's what the equivalent is
no it's not because yes it is i was coming back into the building
this is fucking outrageous. This is outrageous!
You just dumped me,
you just broke up with me
just now. Do you see that?
Listen to what I just said.
We went to Northwest Airfield, told you we were there.
We told you we were there and you decided still to cross the center of the airfield like a dickbag.
That's what happened!
You're cheating on me right now.
Nah this is fucking... What do you mean chat?
What do you mean I don't take accountability?
I said I was out in a dangerous area
But when he said that to me
I literally started heading back to the
building okay i started going back to the
building and then you said ah i'm dead guy in the tower
okay so i went my ass over there to help kill him
here it is Kill him!
This is crazy.
Out of the two days that I've played with you on those other maps,
I've only done good things.
I've killed people.
You know what I'm saying?
I've done this, that, the third.
I haven't put anything or anyone at jeopardy.
Bro, what are you talking about?
All we did was low-tier run at people,
melee them, shotgun people on command, right?
Like, you didn't have to do any thinking.
The first time you had to do any thinking,
that's what happened. What the part dark area where I killed that guy there was no thinkin there I wasn't
thinking with dark area with no flashlight
what dark are you talking about?
Motherfucker, the place we went into the basement there was lights and there were five of us-
I mean, there was no lights and it was five of us.
Are you talking about A2 where you killed one guy and a teammate?
Listen bro,, bro.
What I'm saying is that I'm not going to run around
grabbing all of that loot
to play with someone who purposely goes out
to die, bro. That's just how it goes.
Yes you did!
Yes you did!
You just didn't think it would happen.
You purposely did stupid shit.
You didn't accidentally
stumble upon stupid shit.
You purposely went out into stupid shit, you purposely went out into
stupid SHIT! No I literally
told you that I left the building and that's where
i showed up okay?
I didn't do it on purpose. I don't know where the fuck
I'm at means sit behind some teammates, homie.
Even me and your friend were just like,
Where the fuck's Nottie?
Like four different times we're looting this small ass place together, you know what I mean?
Listen man... This is fucking crazy place we got, you know what I mean?
Listen man.
This is fucking crazy.
I'm still locked on this game.
Why is that a still lock thing that you don't think like you think I want to play with someone
who's going to make my life more difficult while I'm playing.
I'm down the fuck around sometimes, but bro...
Not after we've been taking fucking three hours to find each other!
Fuck- Bro Listen to me.
No no no no no no
Listen to me.
You said three hours-
I'm not gonna spend three hours looting to go get mocked
To go fucking farm sticks again, bro! On purpose!
Nah nah nah you said that
we f- You took time
to find me bitch. I got
a tour guide to come fuckin'
find you bitch. I went across the map to come to you
Bro this is not, okay one
it's not a very
that-it's not a very large map
It's not my fault you decided not loot bro
What do ya mean? clearly he didn't give a
shit about the loot that you did get you just ran out and opened
you stayed in anita for four hours bitch
what are you talking about?
You were in the same town for four hours.
Bro, I was dying multiple times before that. How does that make any sense?
You were dying before that?
Yeah! What do you mean
you're dying before then yes right yeah i see your stream okay so
you don't you don't think I was dying before that?
You died maybe once or twice.
Okay.
So that's not Anita for four hours.
Why would it be an Anita for four hours?
You were there for a while.
Yeah, because there's buildings
to fucking loot there, brother!
What the fuck do you think
I'm gonna do?
Clearly, bro, clearly,
you brought so much shit.
It's my fault the fucking server has no loot huh? I highly doubt you officially looted the town brother.
Come on.
I looted the entirety of Aboba Daga
Okay, the whole. And then ran
to Anita just for your
bitch ass, okay?
And this is how I'm being treated.
Bro, listen. It comes down to something
very simple. Ask your friend! Oh you can't ask your
friend. Listen... I can't ask.
You played like an idiot
not by accident on purpose and
got me killed motherfucker. So yeah
I'm a little bit annoyed.
Yeah so you would think that you would follow a fucking teammate when
You don't know your ass from your head in the area.
How about this? How about this?
How about you don't say double doors went out on the right side
And then just go on your own okay what does that even mean
i you guys went you guys left the building i literally told you double doors
take a left take your first right.
You got lost?
Motherfucker it's not that I got lost!
You guys just did that while I was in the building
like where is the decency
you know what i'm saying like yeah
the decency is letting you know where your teammates went
yes to say hey man i'm over here like so i didn't do that right double doors what
what so you don't want me to give you directions you want me to just voice
calm you over no i didn't say boys tom i just said hey
how about you you know what i saying? I just saw you and then
ran out and gave me directions. How about
say hey we're right here
You know what I'm saying? I'm right here
Come with me in person
What are you talking about? Why were were you rushing we weren't rushing anything
you were just behind looting the stupid so i told you hey double doors left and a right
we're going out to loot the barracks so before before then all of a sudden you're out front looting the worst
area in the game now i'm looting too much which one is it indecisive asshole?
Brother man. Looting too much or purposely not finding your teammates again to be an idiot.
Which do you think you're doing?
I wasn't-
You are putting this agenda out...
What? No, I'm not!
Yeah you are. You're leading the agenda right now.
You are false news. You're fake news.
This is not-this is agenda building, okay?
Oh you are tripping balls.
You're trippin' balls.
You just scripted a whole movie!
Listen I'll tell ya what next time we play together
if we do play together
I'm just gonna watch your doofus ass go out into stupid spots
Shut up, shut up
If we play together? Yeah fuck yeah
Fuck yeah! No no no
So this is what you wanna do right now? You think I'm going to go out of my way and go find your ass instead of go do my own thing when that's the result?
You're crazy!
I found you, bitch.
You spent no time looking for me.
Bro, I was all the way at Erie. You were at
Odendaga, bro. It's not like there
was that much of a difference. You had
one town to go over. So did I.
No, I didn't
spawn or I didn't get...
I went to
Obobadaga. From Mohawk!
Yeah!
Bro! Two miles just to
get to Obodaga and then I had to get to Anita
And you got the whole thing, huh?
You got the whole fucking thing.
Come on bro. Got what whole thing?
Odendaga's loot.
Me and my friend looted the whole fucking town.
What did you just say? You and your what? Say it again?
My brain. Oh that's crazy, that would equal twice as much looting as I could do huh?
Motherfucker... Crazy! How does that not matter to me?! looting as I could do, huh?
Crazy.
How does that not matter how long you spend in a town? What do you mean
how does that not matter?
That's not true!
I went from Erie to Anita, and there's a town in between.
I looted everything.
That's why I had fucking guns
and shit.
Yeah, I had guns too.
I had an assault off shotgun and a fucking.308 bro what you mean?
Listen man it doesn't matter if...
You ran out of the open like a dipshit and got your teammates killed
I bet you're boys dead
Probably but that's not
on me, man.
Bro, what?
No, no, it's all good, man. It's all good.
That's like playing Counter-Strike
and you rushing B every single time,
And just because your teammates don't follow,
You're like, bro, that's not on me.
So how did you know I did that?
What do you mean?
Because we asked you where the fuck you were.
How do you know that I
rush B with an AWP and blame my teammates?
How did he know that?
Are you smoking crack, bro?
You just said I'm the type of guy to rush B
And, y'know get get... invite my teammates.
Yeah, I do that.
How did you know
I did that?
You're doofus.
Nah, you didn't. Now you This guy is trying to ruin our
He's trying to defriend me
He's deleting my phone number right now
Listen, listen, listen
There are certain games I don't play with certain people.
I wouldn't...
Listen, I don't play Age of Empires with Judd.
You know what I'm saying?
Nah, I can't believe this shit.
I can't believe this shit.
I mean you gotta be the first guy that I think I've played with in a while
and it's just like, eh, fuckin', let's go out
and do some...
That was one
death, and it wasn't
It's not like I DK'd you or, like, did something
crazy, bro. Like, you're dragging
it! There's no way! Right? What do you mean
dragging it, bro? What's getting dragged is
how long it takes to meet up, and then that's
the outcome. Bro. there's no way i'm being fully
blamed for what just occurred brother there's no
way don't do it don't do it oh yeah you know it! Oh, yeah. Fucking... You know? That's not funny man.
I've been betrayed 14 thousand times today.
Fuckin' hell. fucking hell I don't know about that guy. Yeah. Looks like we're behind some peeps. Oh. Chat, you have to understand dude that it's been like bro how long have we been sitting around today trying to just get a very basic start
you know what i'm saying and it's like bro we finally get a fucking
start under our belt. Get a little bit
of fuckin weight under our feet, you know what I'm saying
can stand up a little bit and defend ourselves
Bro that's the fuckin outcome
That-that's how you wanna play that?!
That's just... bro! so so next next Where can I cut it?
Thanks.
I guess I just can't go. Appreciate it, bro.
My first time on here.
Yeah, about to be rough.
It's gonna be good for you again. Yeah, it's about to be rough.
It can be rough.
It can be nice.
The country you run into.
Okay. Okay. Where'd you get the pumpkins?
Uh, up the road. so Fuck, dude.
I'm gonna be honest Just take me out brother. Pitchfork me. Pitchfork me. Do it!
Nah you have to man, you have to. You have to. Just do me out.
Why? What did you do?
I accidentally ate some guts off that guy when you were giving me pumpkins.
Oh, my God!
Later, brother.
Thanks for the help.
Good luck out here.
Later, dude. Oh. I almost don't like how they spawn you right next to some places like this because it just guarantees its getting hit.
Nothing really fine, more like just pathing
I guess its better for me because I'm stupid, but...
This is what kind of sucks for loot. Everybody gets to it.
... Fuckin' five hours of playing just low, just over and over starts. I can't get anything going, man.
Just can't get anything going.
That's a good sign, Christine.
That means someone will really want to try and kill me for this though so I gotta like not trust too many people when I have this on me. so uh Relax, I'm not gonna play with knives anymore.
It's just annoying right now.
It's just annoying timing for that to go down. But I've been here fucking trying to get a run started. so so so so so so All right. Alright.
Cayuga is not where I want to go.
I think I'd rather go this way,
I guess.
I don't want to go to Cayuga do I? Am I in the top...
I might have to. I think I might be on the top right little camp of Cayuga. There we go. there you go I really can't get a fuckin' shark going. This sucks.
I thought that was the one, bro.
Stoked to have the.308 like nine shots for it.
That's a fucking tap, bro.
I thought he shot from the other hospital or something like that first
when I realized it could
have been towers too late speaking too much. so so I'm sorry. uh better. I see you smoke everywhere you stay.
I just don't like doing super early fights too often, but I guess so. so so so so so 12. so So she be kind then. I'm probably going to be playing kind of stupid in this run too it's not going to
do
they're just gonna day i guess so so I'm sorry. uh so ah so so uh so so I already went into this fucking building.
Fuck, man, I've completely zoned out!
Already looted this one.
Wait... Wait.
Either I did that or someone else did, I did that right?
... Oh, wait. I'm going the wrong way again?
Then who killed this fucking zombie?
If it was me...
How did they kill him that far away if I haven't been here yet? I was there. Ugh!
The circle town's gotten fucked up.
... so I guess I got a fuckin' chicken. so so oh yeah so Hmm. Yeah, I were paramount earlier. I didn't like it though.
Thank you, my man. uh uh uh uh so so so I'm going to to get him. uh uh The other guy escapes?
Go get him! What? How do you lose him?
This... How do you lose him?
The zombies in this game are so fucking bad, man.
What?! What? uh uh uh programs from their filters Fuck it, bitch boy.
Shrooms aren't any better. Oh, you know it's one of the stupidest things I think in this game that your rags get no longer disinfected.
If I'm gonna fight like that, just think...
They're no longer disinfecting.
Let me just run around for a little while and fucking hope I can find something.
Kind of fucking sad, to be honest. Okay! I guess we're just swinging it, bros!
Oh my goodness gracious, we got one.
That's a joke though.
That's a joke, though. That's a fucking joke.
There's no way this should ever...
If it's already fucking disinfected, dude.
Getting undisinfected. Reinfected.
That's kinda fuckin' stupid, man. Like unnecessary.
What do you want me to do about that, bro?
Sometimes things are going to fucking hit me.
Okay.
Okay. I don't know what to say about it. Okay. You wouldn't use a dirty rag there, would you?
Bro! The rags are in your clothes.
You know what I'm saying?
The only way that should ever happen is if your clothes get ruined.
You know what I'm sayin'?
Yeah, well that doesn't count.
It does it regardless whether they get ruined or not.
Maybe they don't actually, I dunno.
Maybe that's the thing that causes it but I highly doubt it.
I'm 90% sure
It happens when you have either way or when you have a rincher or not.
Oh, I hate this game, man.
The other most useful thing in the game. This guy has an iPhone. so so I don't see any more bullets so. The dumbest shit, bro. Badly damaged rags! so Kind of burned. A little bit burned out. A little bit burned out. I'm just gonna go and throw a gun at them.
There's my focus.
It's awesome how beautiful they are.
A little bit exhausting after a bit. Every 10 feet there's a fucking zombie, bro. zombie No! This AI is just dog shit.
Always can't find the front door Yeah. The BK you dropped was loaded. I just had a half there. Half the pair of spikes?
Ugh! uh so so so Hmm. Fucking ass, forgot which way i turned into that Shhh. Aye aye aye oh I'm going to lap two of the town now.
Let's just go find an exit exit down Oh, fucking ass. so Yeah, my clothes are all fuckin' screwed over.
Just looking to find some new stuff. I'm not fucking screwed over.
Just looking to find some new stuff.
I know how to do this yet.
Let's put those, I suppose......smalls here. i suppose so so wow I'm been here. Okay, so yeah, let's get out of here.
Didn't know all the zombies would come back uh-huh This is where we entered.
Is there another way to go
you get on the end bro it's like if i go down this way take a left my ontario let's look Ugh.
How's the dog doing, Somsom?
I was still waiting for her appointment basically this week.
And I think it might be something with like just her landing on her knee wrong or
something and it tweaked an old injury of hers
that's what it is so we've just been making sure she's not moving around a lot to be honest I'm struggling on this one.
I'm not getting shit.
It's not even on this one?
It's on this one. Get it something. so You guys just, like, put zombies at every single
point of interest on
even if it's the tiniest little spot.
You're like, oh two houses here? Yeah let's put some zombies!
She's like fuck man.
Come on dude!
Dan Swift thanks for the prom man.
Appreciate you brother and welcome to the squad.
Hope you enjoy EVV goat F GOAT.
Thanks for the wreath hash cobbler.
You know big rod game a little earlier. Appreciate you guys.
Oh no shit.
David, no shit. Okay, well...
She's been getting a lot of rest time for the leg so
hopefully it'll heal.
She's super crashed out right next to me i know I bro I can't this is just a
isn't this just like brain raindead shit? What the fuck is this?
You know what I mean?
Why's there so many zombies at every single fucking place?
I thought they'd run in circle instead of jumping over it how long is uh Every single fucking spot, bro.
Every single spot's gonna have just a few fucking zombies at it to be annoying. I don't get it. Fuck.
Fuck you man, fuck you. Oh man.
Fighting shitloads of zombies, that player is insane. Kill any smalls and kill them. No, we didn't carry out the adventure with Maverick. I ended up dying on that character.
I had a good run on him but...
Had some fun fighting. The fighting I can't get to in this one right now.
Can't quite make it, just a bunch of noob battles in this shit right now.
People can't help but fucking whack each other early game
and you know pause them like a fucking hitman.
Yeah, after forgot your balls. Had a lot of fun fights with the Nas on Namaz. We just punched a guy out in that last time, didn't we, Chad?
Someone tried to get crazy with me.
And he shot at me.
Dude shot at me.
I shot back at him with the repeater
hit him, he didn't go down. He shot at me again, ran out of bullets and then we just got into
like a run from zombie fest until we finally got to
attack each other again
and i got him You're gonna chase him down. Yeah, fuck.
I mean, dude took shots at you, man.
Going at him.
I was trying to play the doors and zombie ag grow against him too but i mean bro zombies just
i don't know what the goes on with their ai you can't really do much with it
i shut the door and then they just pretend the other guy doesn't exist
while he goes in bandages in a you know a corner.
Summit doesn't rage anymore. He got old? Yeah, he grew up a lot in the last 12 hours with that guy said there
you go I don't think I'll ever grow out of getting mad at video games, what can I say? I have no way of protecting myself right now.
I need some ammo.
Must be useless ammo in the game on the game, this space area. Got a light, hit this guy. Okay.
We got a pioneer, I'll be happy with that.
I don't care. Rubber slugs, hey right next to a box of what? Guess what chat. Rubber slugs.
I don't know whats going on. If these spawn rates are making sense or not. I don't know.
What the fuck have I ever saw you get the spawns off of before? I thought that was a fucking... thing. It's police ammo in a police car.
I guess so... I suppose.
I suppose.
Still just fucking sucks, man.
You don't really get the meat you're looking for. You just kinda get in a ball sack and it spawns a lot.
It's a lot of bottle sack.
It's funny though, when you find a fucking truck that's always got
either a slide... I think it's always got a buckshot in there.
Wonder if that's for realism too?
Whew! Whew.
Maybe they just carry around rubber slugs in their cars, but they keep that shit loaded with buck. Fuck yeah, brother.
What am I getting rid of here?
What do you guys get rid of?
Carbine?
BK.
I'll give her the carbine there.
We'll let her caliber bolt and scope that.
Simple fact.
Let that be the judge
damage still taken. Easier to find 762 than 357? Think so? Yeah, maybe.
Might be right. Not really sure.
I always thought about that too much.
Wait, that's me! That's me!
That's me!
... so so so so Okay, damaged and badly damaged.
Twelve bullets though kind of have to
use that over you for now Uh-huh so Waffles, pancakes or french toast which Which one is the best in your opinion Mr. Streamer Man?
Oh he's a bug shot
Wait this one had... Oh yeah man, tell me more. It's speaking to me, you know what I mean?
My language.
Oh shit man.
Thanks for the donate by the way.
Appreciate ya big rob.
Good to see you bro. Again, sorry if I for missing that one out of that earlier you know what i'm saying then
i got back to eventually but you know waffles pancakes french toast
ah i don't know man there's a place for all if i had to choose one for the rest of my life,
probably waffles because they have some texture.
Eventually I'd get sick of not having texture...
...I think.
Do do do do I think. Interesting...
Now we got ourselves a little bit of a predicament
Do we keep...
I still think we keep it though.
The CZ right now, or the Scorpion. so so so so So that's almost done.
Then we get our water intake up. um I'm sorry. Hmm. Let's get rid of these fucking potatoes, bro. oh
oh xan lad that sucks bro i feel that
i was doing the same thing trying to find a headlamp. I don't think he's off. He's not on Discord, he just muted.
I don't know. No clue at the moment.
In some industrial...
My, my, my! You're looking handsome today Summit.
I'll figure it out soon.
Nice!
How's your run gentlemen? Nice. I've been looming up, man. I've been looming up.
How's your run going?
It's going on the other side.
It's still light.
Still flowing.
Oh my god.
Oh my gosh.
Oh my gosh.
Oh my gosh.
Oh my gosh.
Oh my gosh.
Oh my gosh. Oh my looking at us this way. Did you do something to your hair or maybe
something else? Whatever it is keep doing the chant thanks
thanks code name you big goofus hmm All I got is a close range shotgun and a pistol.
That was 11 shots, right? I thought I'd won that.
Yes sir.
Okay. This is a VOD, bro. Don't say that. Sorry, I'm not talking a whole lot yet.
Just gonna credit...I gotta start down on the water.
Feel like it's a down in the water.. so. so so so so I know where the fuck I'm at. I figured out my location.
Where?
I am... this sign tells me that there's three places I can head to, okay you ready?
I can go to Abobadago.
I can go to
Huron
in One Idea
or One Ida.
One Ida.
Where am I? Or one Ida. One Ida.
Okay, I know where you're at.
Where am I?
Which one am I heading to?
We go to Odendaga. of little... Orindaga?
You going to Orindaga?
Alright, perfect.
27 away and I'm close.
Okay. so so so so so Fuck. I don't know. so so Where the fuck did he go? He ran like this I'm going to go get the other guy. so so hmm I David have a gun brother? You don't have to do that anymore, Media.
They made it so your clothes dry while they're on your body now.
It's pretty cool.
You don't gotta be getting naked if
high as that with your boys, you know?
Unless you want to. I don't know where we are at this point. Alright, I'm gonna bow with that guy. Let me know when you're here
i'm making my way making making my way i hope i'm not going to Ontario. If I'm going to Ontario, I'm the wrong way.
Oh, you're gonna fucking die now.
That's either Ontario or Odin Dog in front of me
and I don't know which one it is. is so There is indeed people here. I don't know where I'm at yet, dude.
Just keep playing your life.
Um...
Yeah, yeah, I'm... games i'll figure it out
you're doing
students
history of this time Just do your best to go on a bandit run.
When you're dying, people just try and go out there and kill them up.
I tried to do it but usually failed.
These rubber slugs are fucking everywhere brother they're everywhere so uh I'm going to go Did I loot here on this guy yet, chat?
Am I going to the same place?
I think I did.
It's just my other character I looted here on. Not this life. Ouch. so so I see the dam over there. so so so so so so so so What the fuck's the hit pack, bro?
See that? Damn. The hell? I'm drunk. Let's see if we can get some... so Alright, later Zion.
Have a good one brother.
Have a good one.
No skull. how many hooks? I have no hooks. Let's take one real quick I wonder if it's scared to live the shit out of them. so You're at Odendaga? Yeah. I gotta be close to that, I gotta be close to that.
This is the bridge.
I think we should go down there. Okay. Yeah, I gotta be close to that. This is the bridge.
I am here brother. Haven't seen any people but I've been hearing a lot of shots so be careful. Just having TTV and your name make you cool?
Oh man, it helps your channel get the fuck off the ground
And people to come check you out
I'm wrong good brother I started my twitch name or my my steam
there for the longest time when I first got started was twitch.tv so someone
want you just the whole fucking link. Kind of the opposite now.
Is it really? I mean, when a TTV kills me in Tarkov the first thing I want to find out is if that dude's live. You know? Okay. I think he means you showing the stream, maybe?
Wait. Did I misinterpret it?
Don't do what you mean.
I mean,
it doesn't really matter. It doesn't really matter.
I'll just state my opinion.
I think TTVs in your name is a good idea.
Better than what?
What's the alternative?
Not having it in your name for one.
You know what I'm saying?
Why would you not try to get more people
to come to your channel?
You know what I'm saying?
Naughty hat. shh now do you have it in your name
most tvs ttv's are never live. Yeah, well I mean...
So you don't get cheated by stream snipers? Yeah but Descendant when you're starting your stream brother man...
You're not really thinking like that.
You know? You're thinking I want to get viewers no matter the cost.
Oh! you know How many hours of sleep do I get? here Remember the game attacks like XXDragonslayerXX.. so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so. so so so so. so Are you close by? Because there's people in this town with me.
Next to me.
Alright, there are people fighting zombies
right next to me so so um so so so ah so so so so.. so I'm not sure I am really a fan of the mute protagonist trend in gaming these days.
I feel like i am missing out on dialogue. What you think Summit? so so so so so Hi. My character is fucking laughing like a crackhead right now.
Yeah...
I did earlier, I don't know why the cannibalism just hit me now.
uh, I'm by myself, next to the firehouse.
No you're muted right? Oh I didn't even know that.
Are you just you? No
Someone did close the door. That was right next to me
Yeah I'm right next to the firehouse.
Running into a fire house. Why is this...
zombie not aggroing anything what the gunshot was right next to you you're not going
i don't know where this shot came from.
It might be Clock Tower, maybe? Or whatever those big towers are.
I thought it was right next to me.
I mean, I'm pretty close to you as well.
I don't understand.
I'm in this firehouse tower, I just don't see anything.
I'm looking...
Could be up on the rocks I guess?
I don't fucking know what that fuck is. Could be up on the rocks, I guess. There's one shot too.
Oh! I came from the direction of this big ass tower in the middle man somewhere close to this so um I like this one.
It's always fucking everywhere, bro. You don't have any patches in your fucking hands that don't have zombies.
Just riddled.
Riddled.
Ugh! Riddles. uh yo what up
you're on a meet up right now
okay i queued up about an hour ago so i'm
fourth in position though wait which one did you join
the one in discord is that the one we did, um...
Nauti? Brent?
Yeah I see the guy by the way
below the tower he's running
I don't know direction fuck me
Right to left from where I'm at. Yeah he's below the tower
just so I can run. He's still in this like
circle of
the tower area.
You might see me. If you do,
blue vest, gray helmet
I don't even have bullets
Yeah, I'm looking at him from the
fire department tower and he's in this little circle.
He could have dipped because there was a bush in my way, but
he was just here
a second ago. Inside the grass circle?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
He was by this little like a small little building with the yellow sign up top.
I see you! He's in that direction where you're looking.
I'm coming down and I have a yellow helmet on. I'm in bottom tower right now, just chillin'. I'm circling the outside looking for him.
I see him. He's on me at least station sup man
alright you're fucked up I ain't got no gun man just eat and be calm
yeah he's in the police station he said he's up so Okay. Okay, so he killed somebody inside this police station as well. My name is Rami, man.
I'm telling you he's kidded.
Rami rami.
Alright, we just hit him here.
I'm scared! Please don't murder me bro.
There it is... I'm scared. Please don't murder me, bro What is this?
How much get up
Wait that's maverick what's up man? His name's maverick It's up man it seems maverick
it's me man from the mosque yeah i'm the rami yeah
yeah remember jimbo
yeah hey yeah man what's up? oh uh Yeah.
You have a playstation? Yep. yeah
i dare to eat human meat man I'm right out front, coming in. No! Don't shoot. And there's Jimbo.
Don't shoot him up. Oh shit, what up?
Yo.
I got a mess.
Not much man.
Second life on you know how it goes.
I'm like 17 yards long.
Alright!
That's pretty cool.
I'm just gonna run south, follow an accompl compass. Anyone know what town this is?
Uh, Obadaga or uh...
Odabadagaboga some shit
Something like that Abobadaga, I think. Are you both victims of Kuru?
Nah, just him.
Is there a cure on here?
Uh, no.
... Chicken's lasting for a long time. Hey, Romney, you want this Pioneer?
Uh sure man.. I'm never good now.
I have brass knuckles for you on the ground, man.
Oh what?
I got brass knuckles for you on the ground, man.
Oh we already got some. ground man. so I'm sorry. You know what town you're in?
Oba doba da ba.
Oh, I know where that is.
Ugh! Oh
So being that dude survived the rest of night yesterday to beard did you guys
Don't let you logged out on my boys. Yeah, it was cool seeing y all again. I'm about to head over to the next town unless I'll need a third.
I think this is the first time I've had an M1.
Hi man! Uh...
Yeah, I think we just- I don don't know. Kicked a Jimbo over here.
You don't matter to me brother, I'm chillin' right now. I'm kinda at the end of my night anyways.
That one dude we killed had those mutton steaks on him and a piece of fat.
Our boy ate it later
What happened
There's that guy we killed in the houses. We at, and he had like four mutton steaks
and a piece of fat.
Yeah?
So I told my dude later, I was like, I need some food you got any?
He dropped me that piece of fat and I was like nah bro I'm gonna leave that there and then later he started laughing
and I was like what the dude he's like remember that piece of fat you
dropped? I ate it. I trusted him.
No shit, you're a smart man! You gotta put these big boozles.
No shit, you're a smart man!
Smart man!
Yeah so he's been laughing for the last three hours.
Noddy's got it too.
Yeah I'm dealing with it right now.
Wait, how did you accidentally... Oh, I didn't accidentally...
I didn't know that
uh,
it makes you laugh like this
so I was chomping down
what some guy gave me
and yeah.
I don't know, it fucks up your aim a little bit
is the only thing i think
It's been going on for a bit
Yeah. It'll go away soon I hope
If you hold control while you're aiming
it won't do anything
and no, it never goes away by the way
Jimmy, it never goes away
Until you die dude
It's not like a sickness that just fucking... What?
Yeah, once you're a cannibal
You're a cannibal, right?
You can't uncannibal.
What the hell?
That would've been nice to know by the guy who gave me the fucking food. He did it on purpose.
What a fucking guy! Is that why he asked me you still eating that so so so so. so so uh so so um I'm gonna lose the building over here. so Can't get a skull off anybody, chat. A hitpad can have a fucking canteen in it?
The fuck? I've never seen that before. fucking There's pink cheese.
Oh, thanks ma'am. There's pink cheese.
Oh, thanks man!
Did I put them or what? Sorry?
You said you fucked with them or what? Yeah, pretty cool. Pretty cool.
Yeah, swap them.
Okay. so Alright, getting in right now dude nice he's making fun of me by the way naughty you got me for my valaklava too oh haha they were pristine shoes man so i know
so was my balaclava who doesn't care like put on that badly damaged one so
you don't look like that yeah pretty much if you're in the other area i'd say get the good ones. Oh, my God. Are you guys ready?
Yeah, I'm good.
I'm fucking kiddin', I got a Pioneer with a 4X on it, a Deagle...
...I've got ammo for days i'm chilling
i just need food that's not what was our boy?
Is that our boy building over? Yeah, yeah. He was this way.
It's gotta be him.
He'd already been out here with us before then.
Chances are we're gonna get in the back of his car. I'm in the backyard right now.
I see him... He's left at the end of the rush.
Oh somebody else is shooting at us.
I see a guy on the rock. Is that our boy or no?
No we're by the trees right now
He's fighting this guy
I'm fighting him in front of me.
See how much he...
He's above me. Right behind you.
Yeah, right in front of me.
Hey yeah, he's up top. He's up top somewhere.
Maverick's got a big blue backpack.
Yeah I see him. I'm right behind you. Right behind me. I got a yellow-eyed helmet. I'm gonna try to stick with you.
I'm following our blades, following somebody else.
He was just shooting at the guy
I don't know where he's looking at.
... I'm gonna follow our boy. He knows where he's at.
Yeah, I'm following him and I'll be lying down on the exactly where he went then.
Lost both.
Middle of the road?
I see one. I see one, I see you.
He's with me.
Might be in this building
right in front of us.
With that guy?
Yeah.
I hear Gs.
Tower, tower!
This is me.
Gonna go below below tower then.
All the way at the top.
At least we can't do much about it.
If I see him, I could get a shot on this bitch ass. He was left side. yeah so.. I'm going to go in. Hit me?
You hit our boy. I might have got his head,
I'm not sure.
I didn't hear his body drop.
We got zombies.
Someone just hit the ground.
Behind us?
Top of the rocks behind us as well.
Somebody's behind us on top of the rocks that we were looking at last time?
We got a lot of zombies, I gotta get inside.
And we've got like 100 zombies on us...
What the shit?! Fuck me.
You might die, bro.
Nah I'm good.
Alright, so two people. One up top and one on the rocks. so I've never seen someone just not peak this angle ever. More comfortable on the outside of the roof than you are on.. I'm not with Maverick anymore. I hear you laughing.
So fucking annoying.
Just hasn't peaked one fucking time, Chad. Okay. I'm in a container right now. Just 20 fucking dummies. You're in the wrong building.
I'm not.
He's in this, across the way, this concrete thing over here.
It's on top of this guy?
Not on top of mine over here?
Oh no no no he's on the concrete one
or this is where he was.
Maverick's up here too.
Is he at the top of this construction? The one up here is dead. Let me help.
Is he at the top of this construction? The one up here is dead.
Yep, that's a guy but there's one still on the top of the rocks in our flash bags.
Okay. uh I'm not gonna fucking aim on this guy, but this laughing shit just makes my aiming fucked.
I said hold control and you'll be able to aim just fine, as long as you have stamina while your ADSing hold control.
I was looking in the wrong building the whole time, chat. so so Fuck.
It's not like radio chatter right here.
Just random lore.
He is laughing from zombie meat. Not zombie meat, uh... human meat. Uh, not his. uh nadia's Did I sleep?
Um, kind of.
Okay. I'm gonna go get some food... Yeah, I gotta get some good sex tonight. there.. Did you like Once Human? Yeah, I thought it was pretty cool but I didn't get the PvP yet.
I had to make...I had to get one more level.
Like 20% of the level goodness.. group map let's go
are we still alive?
yeah
I haven't found this guy on the rocks, right?
I haven't heard shit. Nope.
I have not heard anything.
You guys still up top of this construction building? okay hahaha
that dude ain't peeking no more.
Yeah, I didn't see anything
throwing nades like a weirdo so Yeah, it's brain disease from Kuru that Noddy has from being a cannibal.
That's Nughty laughing,
one of our friends. Zero man.
I don't know if I could do that,
That's a lot,
That's a lot, that's a lot.
I think he felt like
he had to eat a human to live on this character potentially
not sure. Yeah, I'm not seeing this guy think he's gone You got any multivitamin pills? I appreciate it. uh so so Let's bring it in. Alright, what now chat?
We gotta go hit some military spots or some shit.
What's up? Nothing.
Look at that one All right, we're set.
Yeah I'm good to go whenever. Where do we go?
To meet Kevin.
I'm in Harana, I'll start running that way dude.
I found a pumpkin patch so I'll be fucking that way dude, I found a pumpkin patch so...
Oh you're on a new character? Okay you didn't live.
Yeah you saw- well on this server yeah I'd never
I don't think i've been on this server like one time.
Oh, that's right! Your other character that lived is on the other one?
Uh... What I was talking about yesterday. We were on the mosque
Oh
You saw me die to that bear on this map
Longhorn brother?
Or is this him? This is him. That's him, that's him.
Alright, alright!
Let's see if we're in Otunaga.
I'm greeting these pumpkins for us dude.
Why don't you just go south across the fucking passage?
Or do you want to go west across the fucking path?
Crossover, go get some dill.
Don't call me the pumpkin man for nothing!
Yeah I'm down
What is this? I'm coming to pumpkin man for nothing.
You always hating on my pumpkins dude.
You only got them one time, you don't deserve to be called a pumpkin man.
I had them like five times and I was hanging out like kids. You don't deserve to be called pumpkin man.
I got him like five times and I was hanging out with Kate.
Hey laughing fucking Larry.
Dude, I can't believe you ate the human meat.
It's so annoying bro.
Alright let's go west who's got a compass?
Good luck aiming!
Ozz is in the east...
Who's got a compass?
Oh I've got a couple of gaming yeah oh i got one now we should have to go straight west as well You need to be shit for I don't know.
Laughing shit wouldn't be a problem if I wasn't laughing every fucking two seconds
What would it not be a problem?
Just laughing shit, if I wasn't laughing every two seconds...
Yeah, they get a little bit-
Yeah, we can't hear you.
I think some servers might have a cure for it.
It's like chat whenever I complain about it, chat says
more or less that you're not supposed to like it. You know what I mean?
That's gotta be... Okay yeah but it's not gonna last my whole life.
Yeah my thing is this dude like it's really bad for streaming
because my viewers were getting annoyed
at the laugh they didn't want to like
stick around and listen
yeah now i'm here and we gotta end up
that again
anyone got throw that again. I need um... Anyone got any AK ammo?
Yes
I have no bullets for my B-cam
My dude, i can back myself up again.
Woohoo! Not useless.
Thank you. You need a
what ammo do we need? 5x5 39?
No, 716 3-8. Oh, 76239.
Oh I have 3.
I only have 7 but you know...
Beautiful
Oh I can gag myself.
Nah, it doesn't work with Excel, I'm telling you.
Whaaat?
Hey, uh...
True or false, it fixed the gagging shit right?
You can't gag the crew anymore, right?
Just trying to think of that. I don't think you can. I don't think you can.
I don't think you can gag your... Did somebody tell
you that or saw it?
Motorcycle helmet's gonna be your best option
How did you hear him?
Yeah, motor-
Motorcyclometer or like a gas mask without filter
or something like that.
Okay we find out and then I'll do that.
Gas mask without a filter would probably do it too, right?
Yeah.
Now listen take in mind this motherfucker back here
He's just gonna YOLO and try to get us killed
That's his style so we're gonna try to survive him
Alright?
What the fuck?
What?
The fucking you said to him What?
The fuck did you just say to him?
I said we got the shit.
That's what you said.
Wanna go communications?
Or maybe like a military on this side first. There's a military that we can hit on this side first if we want to. I think it's just straight along this, up this way.
Like past the pipe you see that shit?
Yeah I've just been
turning around in blind eye man
and I've been using
Google you know if I'm feeling?
Yeah well, I know the map like a little bit.
That's communications straight up military
Next one next to that is incubation
Incubations like military and gas masks
and medical stuff together,
it's probably the most
PvP in this map.
I would say it's incubation.
I've gone there 80% of the time is PvP, 20%
of the time LCO
Last time I went there was four
motherfuckers camping inside of it.
Well, you know what?
I don't mean like camping, but they were trying to get stuff. Okay. There's probably a way to cure cannibalism in game but everyone just f11s out of annoyance first so no one figured it out
uh there's definitely only modifiers so I just got here.
Why is he giggling like that?
Naughty human to live, to survive and uh...
He's got the sickness, the brain disease
Outside of his normal one, too,
so it's good to see
he gets pretty serious.
Okay. That's Caroline yelling at League of Legends. Don't mind it, she's not being murdered. I promise. That's tricked me a few times too.
That's just how you know she's the love of my life when she's yelling across the house about dying in the league.
Just meant for me. She hears me yelling. I hear her yelling.
The universe is good.
So, I'm at this town where the...
Hey did you...
Sorry let me put you off. I was just randomly thinking about uh...
Did you see Hutch's tweet?
Um... He quit League.
Were we able to cross the street here?
Yeah he was like fuck this shit, fuck that shit but yeah skill issue.
Yes! Fuck this shit. Fuck that shit, but yeah, skill issue. It's a tough game, dude.
You know,
I respect him
for going hard
on the hidden landmark
just based off of
playing it once
they were like,
let's try this.
You know what i mean
i respect the amount of time they put in yeah i tried to help them as much as i
could but they'll come back around too that's and
they'll come back with more knowledge and uh get further too you know what
i'm saying yeah something that takes...
Something that takes six months to get easy.
I don't know what randomly happened but
everybody has been playing that shit like all my friends
have been farming League recently
Everybody bro Jack Ming everybody yeah they've
all been playing it give out of nowhere everybody's just gotta fucking play that.
Alright so I'm at that... you know where that uh...
There's a town where that pipeline starts
That goes all along the coast.
Pipeline starts...
I got a sign here
Yeah you know the pipe that runs along like the river to go south
runs along the river to this now no i don't yeah only like i know is
the ones that are crossing the actual river
like out of all these the bridges which one are you at
what closest to?
Let me see. I got a sign right here. Onondaga to my left 0.3 miles.
Think that's what it says so I gotta get closer.
Shitload of zombies by the sign which is annoying.
Onondaga... of zombies by the sign which is annoying
yeah so i'm really close to onondaga i don't know if you guys left there or what gilia basically i'm in between onondaga
and uh Onondaga and the other O-place.
Ooh, AK mag, bruh. Mini AK mag from NIDA.
Onida?
Yeah yeah, so I'm in between Onida and Onondaga
Onondaga is is 27 miles away.
Alright,
dang it.
If I don't want to run
the ghillie,
I'm running it now
and my bag is ruined,
so...
Might as well,
brother.
0.7 miles to the west.
Easy enough to shoot you
if nobody runs runs Gillies.
If you guys were to run straight
East on a road, you'd run into me.
So we're already...
We are okay.
Hear me out here, we are just west
of Onondaga at that first bridge
See that thing on the map? I don't have a map but
I can make it to the bridge. Let me give you a man
Look in the discord for that the last clips sent by me and then find the spot at like six seconds or
Like five or six seconds into the clip i'm just showing them out
actually i might still have a map up on my discord
okay i see it. Let's see...
Yeah so-
I don't think I'm at logistics. Well, basically you went...
You said you went west of Onondaga?
Yeah. To that first bridge.
Okay. I'll just keep fucking going south until I hit the river basically.
You logging?
Yeah.
This laughing is annoying me bro. I don't want to get into it.
You crazy ass.
Yeah, because the laughing is getting to people, bro.
Are you going to spare Mosin shots?
No, I'm not live.
You're viewers.
Oh shit.
Ha ha ha! Oh, shit. I think this is gonna bring us more fights.
Hmm?
Alright... Boom. Alright, so I got...
Not the part where
I can cross over there's
a bridge to my right that you guys...
We're next to like, a bridge that is broken right now at a military base.
Right at the broken one.
Which was the one right before? We're at the broken one. Which is
the one right before
the dam, so it's like
straight south of
VET Logistics or whatever.
Net Logistics.
So straight west of Odendin die not that first bridge but the second bridge
okay maybe that's where i was those logistics right? Or maybe I was at one of those Xs.
So I said left
was Onondaga, right was Oneida
so I just ran straight south
so I'm at the river.
If you're at the river
and you were at the river
And you were out on doggo or you were in between when you I was in between no needed and you see the big dam
Let me get over these rocks, I think I saw it over there.
With the water on your right,
you should see a big-ass dam.
Yeah, I got the water on my right.
I gotta get around the rocks. Yeah, yeah, I see the dam.
You can meet us at that dam if you want. Yeah let's do it.
Like I said, I got a bunch of pumpkins
and two guns with no ammo
BK-18 and BK-43
Okay and BK43. You guys know those places that have ammo?
The scrounge for that shit?
Yeah, yeah. Rage so so uh Someone's been here. They left some stuff on the ground.
No dead zombies, but that's not like... maybe it was a while ago.
I swapped helmets. I have a camouflage helmet, not a yellow one anymore.
Yuck! uh uh Come on!
Come on. Come on. There's no shots, right?
Yep.
That's a fight going on.
I like the enemy.
It's a hog mag though, that's a funny thing to mention.
They just found an Ogni.
This is one of my favorite helmets. I actually think this helmet's fucking cool as shit.
I wanna use it every time I see it.
What'd you say? Found a CAS a cast 74u is that good or no
yeah Is that a mini-agent? I'm up there.
Oh, there we go. Okay, I'm upstairs in this building.
Are you guys at the military right next to it?
Yes, we are.
Not the one that's basically attached to
the dam right? No
it's like further
next to the broken bridge
so going down to the next bridge
all right i'll lose your spot real quick
oh you said you got that mag right oh
yeah duh
i forgot what do you want bro
that's what we said.
Alright, we're chilling. Running the NK instead of
the Deag. I just saw that goldfish you had the other day.
Who?
Gold fish.
Wait, what? Somebody was saying bike helmet?
Where's the bike helmet somewhere so I can fucking shut myself up?
No.
Oh, it's there.
It is there.
That's not gonna...
Oh, that's not the right one.
...must be your sound.
Uh yeah, yeah, yeah.
I got a motorcycle helmet here.
When you come here, Nadi will be one. Alright, yeah. I got a motorcycle helmet here. When you come here, Noddy will be one.
Alright, perfect.
You guys are gonna come right over here?
Yeah we're gonna go to the damn...
There's a dead zombie right here though so I'm kinda gonna dip out and hide in there.
Oh no fucking shit!
I found an AUG! You're lying nice no i found an aug suck it naughty
what the that's good taking my fucking AK mag dude?
I was supposed to get the AK not you bro
You thought you found a cool thing
I was gonna drop it but you said
I got a mag for you and I didn't ask for it
Yeah true I was just being. But fuck you for saying yes.
No, no! I don't want it man!
What you were supposed to say Nadi is
You're supposed to say no.
Oh yeah, yeah. You know it? You're supposed to say, nah I'm good.
Yeah you know what you take it
son of a- you take that shit brother. That's what
you're supposed to fucking say bro.
Yeah yeah I'm not like those people giving you free guns
yesterday right buddy? You're supposed to be glazing
around here brother okay yes it was to be glazed in finds an odd fuck you
naughty I'll being nice to all of a, I don't need you no more bro.
Fucking need you.
Using me and fucking abusing me huh?
Nobody move!
I got an AUG!
I will kill you!
I'll fucking kill you
You don't even sound like yourself when you said that bro
Really? Let's go
I'm gonna start talking like that
Yeah my name is Jimmy
Oh my god you gotta be scarier standing than that bro? Geez! You're a scary little...
You're both fucking up.
You guys need to find the six- ammo? The journey.
Two shots, nice! Let's gooo! Alright we're meeting our friend at the dam up north.
Or that's just like north of this... west of this river.
And then we're gonna go do shit.
Fucking fucking rubbish, right? gonna go do Alright, run away.
I'm just sitting in a hope I got my bearings right.
When you're what, Noddy?
Snare-acle
Yeah
Fuckin' laugh and shit now
You got a bunch of pumpkins bro, get that shit back up and we good
laughing
laughing I don't know where Maverick is. What?
He's not behind us.
Oh, now he is. He kind of of stands AFK all the damn time.
I'll be busy. It was late at night bro.
Four in the morning. Five in the morning for me.
You too? I think he's from New York actually.
Yeah it's five in the morning.
Gonna hit these couple of bear chooks on the line. There's like a hundred zombies. uh uh Wow!
Did that hit you? Maybe.
It's cool though. You okay? Sorry brother. Yeah, I'm fine.
Just give me a... yeah i'm fine let's get moving
all right we see the bridge?
Yeah, yeah.
You see me peeking out making shit?
No I don't know, I haven't seen it yet. You see me peeking out making shit?
Nah, I haven't seen you yet.
You can't even have a lot of rocks in there.
Just layin' eyes on it for a second. so Careful, we have a friend here.
Are you in here Kev?
I don't see you yet.
Nice one.
We're crossing the dam right now.
We're crossing the dam right now.
I'm on the same side.
Yes, I don't understand where you're at.
Cross the dam.
We'll meet...you have to be in a different one.
Two dams?
This bridge is definitely holding up some water i'll
tell you that dude um we're at the one we're at the one
where it gets really light and then on the map basically like
the water cuts to next to Onida.
East of Onida? You know what I'm talking about?
See how it gets all fucking cut up because the dam cuts it up
or lowers the water intake whatever the fuck happens?
Yeah this one doesn't
this one's really high so you are your waist out you went south
from onondaga or something like that i don't
understand you must be at the south bridge
where you have to cross and then run with
water on your right.
Cross, and then run with water
on your right.
I mean this is too good to be true.
He's at the other bridge, south of us.
This is a dangerous area we want to get out of here.
Water tanks basically?
And then there's one on the left side.
Entrance on the left side. We have to actually go in there and get an entrance on the left side down.
How's it different out here?
Yeah we don't have any of that shit.
We are gonna be running towards you though.
We're going to be running with the water on our left.
I don't know how you went past me! You went
in the wrong direction. Where are we? Onondaga was to my
U-S South filter or or something i don't understand how you got there
i mean we went south because that's how you have to go unless you are and
you must have passed the damn we went to. Or something, I don't know.
Yeah there's no other dam to my...
Are we on the right server?
What servers you got? One. Oh shit. What server did you go to?
One.
If you're doing the one that's in the Discord, then yeah he's on the right server.
Yeah this is definitely a fucking dam
and then to the left there's another bridge
you didn't if you cross the damage across that bridge i crossed them
we passed the damn those two dance you're in a different name i think
okay so is the other you don't see a yellow crane next to you do
no there's no yellow praying at your damn here in a different day
all right i'll start running on my right then.
You cross, we cross,
We're running with water on our left, you run with water on your right
We should run into each other
We should run into each other on this pathway
So don't shoot if we see someone in front of me.
I'll let ya know.
What is it like straight east?
We're running... we're running
we are running east tracks he's running last night i think we got confused at the broken bridge.
I don't know if you see that in the distance.
You have men? Alright, let me get out of my like behind some rock so I can't see too much.
Yeah, there's a rock wall. see too much. I can see the pipe where you can cross on the pipe is what i can see right now Try to find a bridge that you can cross that you cannot cross, it's broken.
I'm pretty sure that's actually
past the pipe.
There is no way!
No, I'm looking at the pipes that you can
cross.
I'm looking at that pipe. Yeah, you
have to pass that to get to the bridge. We had
to pass this prison by 5 a.m.
Yes, Because I remember going across
that pipe last time I went
across and saw the bridge next to it
broken so...
We should be pretty damn close to each other, don't blank a reaction channel.
With what? My no bullets? Alright. I'll try not to punch you.
I'll try not to shoot you with the AWM gun.
There ya go, see ya. That's what I'm more worried about.
Have you passed the door yet? Yeah, let's see. That's what I'm more worried about.
Have you passed the pike yet?
I am about to be at it. We are close so we should see each other soonish.
Alright... So, we should see each other soonish. I'm starting to be able to navigate this bitch without a fucking compass!
There's a tower in front of that pipe. Oh man, I'm starting to worry that you were at Onida.
I'll be honest with you.
Did she make me run the wrong direction?
I see the broken bridge.
Kevin, how the hell are you more lost than me now?
Where are we then?
I'm at this fucking building with this...
Tower.
Oh yeah, we see the tower!
Yeah, I see it, I see it, we see it, we see it.
Alright get down you doofus.
Oh, are you guys gonna pop me?
Make sure you don't get popped somewhere else.
Okay so... Brad broken bitch!
Alright. broken bridge Pumpkin man can
Take some pumpkins first I'm not too fresh. What kind of ammo do need, Kev? Pick this shit up. I got a shotgun and a 7...
6239.
What if I had a bag, man?
Should we take a bunch of these pumpkins, Jared?
Pretty good on food right now.
I think maybe my 7-6, Kev. Here come here.
Alright. That's not bad. There ya go.
Oh Kev, you got the helmet? No, I couldn't carry the helmet and thought you were
meeting me up over there. I mean if we're running that direction let's see
next place is communications pretty much uh south west of. It's like lined up where
this pipe bridge is facing.
Go a little bit more left. When you hit a road, you should how I'ma do. sad you know how to do so so Aw dude, thank you for the gifts man. Thank you Nook.
Appreciate you Professor Nook my dude., Professor Nook, my dude.
Much love for the support, my man.
Welcome all 10 of you guys to this squad. We enjoy it, fellas.
Weird day today
from Professor Nook, but thank you so much
for supporting the show. This is like, uh...
What's my name? Four from the communications.
... so so Oh, we got a headlamp zombie dude. Nice on that guy.
Those that had a torch on that one, hit his body. uh Thank you, Professor Nook. Appreciate it, brother.
Yo, here's a third-party render for your AK.
Mmm... well, okay. Just came back to the stream and just heard the giggle in the background, and I am dying. That is...
that is naughty.
She erodes. There should be a road somewhere. Nearby... what's this?
I'll come back for you.
It's not close, it's not close... Oh shag my ass! I don't know what you're talking about, I actually like your chicks laughing. We were going south and came in over here. Yeah, we came in right here and we're moving south I'm pretty sure so... Are you trying to go further south?
Yeah, I think so.
Kind of lost a little bit.
We'll keep going this direction then.
This should be further south.
I hope so.
If we were going south before, this is south now.
There's not road over there and some buildings.
Where?
We should go.
Where I'm looking?
Where the fuck are you?
Where'd you go?
Oh, this is not you.
Wow! You're so good at that. Where'd you go? Oh, this is not you. I was following you! Binding, binding, binding, binding.
Yeah we were going that way. It's a dirt road
over there. Dirt road to the left of that place?
No, fuck that.
I had a fucking compass! I guess we should head this way. I'm not sure where he is right now.
I had a fucking compass!
Oh, this is still east. What was that big radar tower looking thing on top of the mountain?
That's what we want to go to. You see it? Yeah, it was back there. Oh yeah, we're going the wrong way.
We're going back to the river.
You want to go to that radar?
It looks like a big eyeball.
That's the one, shoulder head. Oh yeah, remember that place.
Air-fried corn dogs at 2 AM type of vibe right live right now yeah that's what i've been doing
i'm big fan of corn dogs
chili dots so I've probably got to log off this spot, Chad. Just came back to the stream and heard that, oh yeah by the way Big Rob appreciate you brother.
Yeah Rob uh Noddy had to like I to survive on his character by eating some EWM meat so he's paying for it now.
Are you in the ghillie Jared?
No.
I have the AWG.
Gotcha.
Yeah, I had one of those
with no fucking clip for it
and a big ass scope on it
I don't like that shit, dude. It's so hard to see
over that scope
when you have the scope but you still want to use iron sights.
You're probably good at this
shit, but I'm like...
Let's go get some more wave.
It's annoying, yeah.
Oof, we beat it.
Ha ha! Ha! So we need more headlamps basically right now, right?
We can go to the dam.
We need so much stuff it's just like let's kill shit.
Yeah yeah we'll see what happens.
We need gas, we need skull masks, we need lights...
We need filters and masks man.
You name it bro! Anybody need 55645? Yeah, I do.
Alright.
That a little bit?
There's another AK over here. Think I should keep that Jared.
Oh grenade?
I don't know, heard an explosion.
Yeah, it was behind us.
Our teammate's shooting.
Top top top! He's gonna play with me. Our teammate's shooting.
Top, top, top!
I'm gonna pop in.
Above us, above us.
Gotcha.
He's above us somewhere in the concrete building. There's like a thousand zombies bro holy shit.
I'm gonna bait him.
Get him in that green building.
I'm shooting.
Ah! I'm shooting.
Is he in the roof? Is he up there or is he on the roof? He's in the windows. Could be a roof, I don't know.
Oh, he's on the very top!
He's in both of the, just so I'm keeping Just trying to kill zombies slowly. Let's go up there, man.
Dude, fucking Christ dude!
I wish I could.
Got him?
Got him got him?
Yeah you did good shit, good shit, good shit.
I don't think he's dead though might be not.
He's running up there.
Fuck if anything beats sitting on these zombies
I'd rather fucking run at PvP than sit there and fight the stupid fuckin PVE
Gotta fuckin love it bro
I hit him bro. I hit him, bro.
Yeah, I'm inside the building right now.
Coming in too? I heard a body drop. He might have bled out somewhere.
Blown himself out?
Yeah, he did.
Make sure he's dead.
Yeah, he's dead.
He's dead.
He's dead. He's dead, man.
Oh shit!
We had so much fucking ammo. Holy balls!
Yeah, take a look at this.
He's shooting a sporter I don't really want that.
Yeah there is only AK Mario, he doesn't use an AK anymore.
Shit if he has a bunch of the AK
I can pick up that other AK. Oh yeah. He does have an AK
He's got a box
Looks like I'm just gonna grab all this ammo
Sort through it. Wonder if you hit him or I got him with
That nade I think you hit him or got him with that nade.
I definitely hit him, but you probably killed him with the nade.
I might have just knocked him out and then he got back up and died to the nade.
Yeah...I don't know, I'm gonna watch that back.
Fucking zombies bro, fucking zombies dude.
Yo you have a mask with the filter? Shit.
Come on I left my shit outside.
I think it was like right around here.
Chat what do you need?
Nadi, what ammo do you need?
AK ammo. What is it 76239?
545... 39
Hopefully holds together
Push out Push out That was me.
Who shot?
Maybe Mav, but he said he was watching shit back I don't know
My bad my bad I thought that must have been a fucking knife fell
He thought it was a knife. What do you need, Jared? 7-6-2 5-4?
No, 5-5-6
Oh, 5-5-6
So much 7-6-2
Yeah he got seven rounds for you Naughty
Yeah these fucking zombies are harder than the PvP bro.
When there's that many? I mean there is that nice green building down there you can can just sit in you know what i mean
true punch all of them yeah you're not wrong but people will shoot when they're doing this sometimes yeah yeah yeah that's what i was hoping you guys would do just sitting
at buildings bro but i had the perfect spot down there.
Like, there was...
I closed all the doors
and I had a fucking window.
You see that window right there?
Yeah.
Yeah, I was sitting in that window.
Oh, you were sitting in a window
in the green building?
Wait, where?
No way, where are you?
I don't know where you are.
I'm in the...
I'm in the building here.
The building next to
the green building
there's this like
little slotted window.
Oh really? That's who you're
aiming at them from? Yeah, I got a
good angle right there.
Alright well I've got all the ammo in the world now
but not for good guns.
We don't have enough for me to take that other AK or...
Oh shit!
I just got hit.
I just got hit.
Get down.
Get down.
Get down.
I'm down.
I'm down.
I'm down.
You shouldn't get hit again though.
Just stay down. Yeah. Yeah yeah he got a shot at up top I need to crawl out because I need a fucking heal.
Didn't take my health at all, but...
I'm on the roof and split
I'm on the roof and direction we got shot from.
I think it starts there probably?
Something with elevation for sure.
Well, he couldn't hit me when I laid down so... I'm coming back up.
Someone's shooting at us, just be careful. Just me, I'm coming back up.
Someone's shooting at us just be careful.
I did hear a snap but wasn't sure where that came from though.
Yeah it got hit, not sure where it came from.
I got killed.
He saw you?
You can see where my body was.
Got one shot right there.
I heard the shot.
I see him in the trees.
Far side, like directly west.
Well the good news is I feel like I know the map well enough to get back there pretty quick.
Be some of the butcher's.
I would probably reposition off that roof. Motherfucker.
Can't see shit out there, huh?
Can't see shit out there, huh?
Can't see shit.
It wouldn't have too many angles where I got shot from it seemed like.
I hear him. I heard where the shot came from. I was scanning it but he shot me.
You died too or just downed?
Both of our boys are dead by the way.
Okay, I'm not that, I'm not that, I'm just downed.
Oh nevermind, nevermind.
He hit me right in the chest.
Pfft! He hit me right in the chest.
What's that roof? I don't know. There's a dust trap up there.
I said we reposition and go around or something
yeah fair just gonna quick peek and take pop shots it's just not a good peak yeah Yeah.
I'm moving downstairs. We can go to the... We could flank him if you want, we can go around.
You might have to do that.
Way out of here.
Oh sure! Are you able to run outta here? Get the way out of here.
Oh sure, you able to run outta here?
I'm yellow and that should be good.
You ready?
Let's go out onto the right.
Behind this building
he's shooting at us. Elmer's shot. They're gonna be right back here. Yeah, they're not going to let us get down on the scaffolding without a fight. Oh boy. Our boys are either knocked or dead. Alright, I'm gonna start running that direction.
I'll just get across the bridge.
Uh, Naughty there's a box
of your ammo on my body
by the way. I'm fine we're already
repositioned I can't do much about that
Oh you didn't know he was in my body? I went for his gun. I died. Good luck, daddy!
I'm calling it a night, fellas!
Hi, bro.
I decided that I was going for his gun there and I wanted to leave
and it took me too long to get it.
I thought you guys hadn't got him?
I was like where's the Mosin? Grab pistol i'm dead damn we could have just
gone back the same way we went we would have been fine i think we wouldn't got
shot it on the other way but i gotta go to sleep, chat. And...
Fuckin' I don't have a goddamn sniper
for that fight or that guy was dead.
Just staring at him with
a fuckin' AUG that goes like
half X or like fucking 1.5X?
God damn it, dude.
That's an annoying
fucking line.
I'll catch you guys later.
Bye, Jared brother man.
You too, man.
Oof. Hi, Jared Brother Man. You're good, man.
Annoying fight. I hate not having a sniper because so much of this game
is long range.
... ah so I'm going to go ahead and push out.
Needed to just push on pushing
the position that you were in
right there it's not just a
front row, there it's not
just a push-out and push them type of position there's only two ways out down
a fucking giant ramp or down a scaffolding on the side of
that where we were so either way, we're in a sniper rifle that guy was dead.
But since I just have an AUG
I can't really do much in that position
unless I fucking run down the ramp right there
I shouldn't of gone for the gun
I should've just backed off and then shot him do much in that position unless i run down the ramp right there i shouldn't have gone
for the gun i should just backtracked back to the ramp and gone down but uh so I guess.
I feel right at the last five.
I see you with spontaneous today by smashing into the station while docking no way
really oh bro you gotta take your time brother
we're about to go upstairs billy okay we're about to go upstairs, Billy. Okay? We're about to go upstairs so you can sleep in bed.
Alright? Okay?
Time for you to go to bed upstairs.
I'm way tired
dudes. No time for me to go call it a night.
Uh...time for me to go call it a night!
Um...Notti's not on.
Bro just go hang with Kevin.
Go hang and yell at these guys for me.
Tell them, you know,
what they're doing wrong.
Alright, guys.
Thank you so much
for chilling.
I appreciate it.
Thanks to everybody
supporting the channel
tonight.
Sorry it was such
a weird day today.
I just wasn't feeling myself,
wasn't feeling like up to snuff.
Like, uh...
Just body feeling-wise today.
Just feeling nauseous the whole fucking day.
Feeling like shit the whole fucking day, so... We tried whole fucking day. So we tried to put out some hours
though. So thank you so much for chilling guys. I appreciate
it. Netasaur if you're still here, thanks for that top donut man
I appreciate it. Thank you everybody for the subs, the resubs
and gifted subs keeping the channel moving
Just be cool to kevin be cool
to his community when i send you over there right now
and uh big cheese thank you for the final
uh prime sub of the night man appreciate it youtube skyline thanks for being a
resub man appreciate it yeah i'm out of here guys i'm gonna send you
over now have a good night sleep well i'll see you tomorrow till then dudes later i'm tired Thank you.