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03-09-2026 ยท 3h 31m
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Think they were the six months was good was good was good was good was good. Yes, good fucking morning, man
Hey guys pause the music pause the music y'all
First and foremost, I want to say I'm sorry for being late. Can we get an L run out? Go ahead get it out
Go ahead go ahead get it out
go ahead get it out do it do it do it do it we start our day like this every
single day bro I feel like it's Elron every single moment of my fucking life
bro yo Melly David a five gifted bro your name sounds like Emily speaking
to Emily do I have any ladies in the chat right now don't just say me bro
you don't know anything but 11 months was good how y'all doing bro how y'all
doing brothers how y'all doing guys get your W runs ready though get your
W runs ready. I will be doing a IRL today. Yes, IRL. IRL inbound, IRL inbound, IRL inbound.
My sister wants you so bad. How old is your sister? Can I have her? It depends how old
She is wait no, I have a girlfriend. I'm sorry. Um, listen, we'll be doing an IRL today today me and or key. We'll be doing a string together
Yes, yes, she's not 12 bro. I don't want her listen
We'll be doing a stream together. We'll be doing don't do the classic. I already know how this is going to go
We will be trying these burgers. Okay, and then we're gonna do some other stuff. Don't worry
Erky's with cyan right now. Okay. Well, I I don't know what that means. Maybe she'll be there
Who knows? Maybe I don't know probably not but we'll be doing these burgers. Yo, stop with these
Yo, these ducks with the cigarettes are actually might actually be one of the worst emotes
Well, actually might be one of the worst emotes, bro eating boy slob. I will make sure I only take one bite, bro
No, only one. I promise only one one one also guys. I have this new thing
We're gonna test it today. Okay. I'm about to get rich when I say me. I mean we we are about to get rich
So how many people in this chat hate when I run a three-minute ad drop of me?
How many people hate it? How many people hate it?
Yo stop putting a fucking Illuminati triangle drop of me right now if you are not subbed and you hate that you're not
Subbed because you get so many ads drop of me. I'm trying to see something
I'm trying to see something go ahead drop it. I just want to see look at all these grub chat
What do we call people without subs? We need an official name. We don't we can't do grunts
We can't do bro keys. What is a word that we could do it, bro? We need our own thing
What is the stable the gray frogs? No, no, bro
How about we call them the peons? Is that nice chat the peons? I look he liked the peons
Yo, the peons in the chat right now, right? Look at all these peons
Yo subs call them out right now at a random peon in the chat. Go ahead do it if you're I don't want to be a peon
Thank you for resubbing. Thank you, bro at a random peon in this chat. Listen
Right, I will be lowering my ads officially right now. Okay
Tickles, thank you so much. Thank you so much. Now. Do you see what just came on the screen right there?
Do you see what just came on the screen? Yes or no? Do y'all see what just came on the screen?
Do y'all see it?
Yes, or no, did y'all see it?
Yes
Every let's say 10 minutes 15 minutes. That's how an ad might start running
Yes, instead of instead of it's some bullshit for you guys
Instead of some bullshit and you guys put Illuminati triangles instead of putting W's instead of just running ads
Every 15 minutes or so that will get ran
Would y'all say that's better or worse and stop putting an Illuminati triangle
Please, bro, because honestly, that is kind of the method I want to do.
Um, it's better. Thank you, bro. Shout out to the peons. Shout out to the peons, bro.
Explain how it works. Basically, I just get paid way more than what Twitch is giving.
Heh. Simple as that. Um, but I will still be running ads. Go ahead, call me the word.
And actually, don't, no, no, no. You never know. Worse, because I saw it with Turbo.
Yo, woesh, do me a favor. Woesh, woesh, woesh, do us a favor. Do us a favor.
Yo, anytime, anytime Jason's not live,
you need to get a side job
instead of sitting in stable Rinaldo's chat, bro.
Please, do us a favor, bro.
Do us a favor, okay?
Please.
Also, guys, anytime that pops up,
you are free to put the Illuminati triangles if you want.
Maybe you could do your own thing.
I don't really know.
Yeah, you could do your own thing.
Simple as that.
Yeah, there it is, there it is.
Yeah, you see?
What?
Wait, so you're, wait, wait,
I just saw someone say so I'm part of the Illuminati so now I'm a part of the Illuminati
Now I'm a part of the Illuminati got you got you got you actually you know what all the grunts put the Illuminati triangles the subs
Yeah, you put the woes make it look nice, bro. Make me look nice. You know what I'm saying
Anyways, good fucking morning to the chat. Who's ready for a banger stream today. Can I get a meat?
How is everyone doing bro shout out to the peons? Thank you for two months. Thank you, Ryler your Charizard
Thank you Dyson. Thank you Matt. Thank you Risky. Thank you Zany. Thank you Zesty. Thank you Booger
Thank you. You are ugly. Thank you for 15 months. Yo guys, what are we thinking low-key?
I'm gonna be honest with you elbows polos elbows polos right now
Elos right now those fucking canceled on us us us we were supposed to do Thursday
We're supposed to do Thursday, and then he was like, oh, I got to do that with my dad blah blah blah
And I'm like, you know what bro? Sure. Go ahead do with your dad. So now we have to move our
Our day we have to do it. I'm thinking that we do something on Thursday. What do you guys have in mind?
What do you guys have in mind for Thursday? I'm trying to think they were five months silter. Thank you so much
Do it always cancer's bro. Just trying to collapse. Yeah, bro
I don't I think those doesn't like me resident evil nine. We could do p.o. Box or or we could low key
We could do some bobs, bro like for the one time. I don't know we don't have to do a crazy
Opening like how we used to but low key
low key I haven't done cards in a while I don't know I'm not doing a fucking
two-slimey stream please ban that fucking dude who said that ban gonna be a
hot day today so GTR type of day what does that even mean I don't have a GTR
bro I will be seeing Archi the day though we'll be taking up the Brabis low key
I used to call it the Pepsi mobile and now I don't even see Pepsi anymore low
key that makes me sad does that make anyone else sad bro I miss Pepsi a lot
I dead-ass miss Pepsi a lot there. I think about him every day. What about you guys?
Soccer training. Oh, also today guys, I will be ending around seven o'clock
I know do it do it Ron five-hour stream you suck
Yeah, I guess a five-hour stream fucking sucks
I'll be doing a five-hour stream because me and Jason don't put L Ron put a W
Me and Jason will be playing football off-screen and we'll be practicing
So it should be pretty fun. We're starting to practice. We're starting to train
Um, so you can't even put an hour up cap
Wait, so you guys think I'm just getting off stream to jerk my penis. I'm confused
I'm confused
I'm confused. You think I'm just gonna jerk my penis? They're in the three months off stream cap
They have it at 13 months man both 13 months at 15 months. Thank you, Brian 22 months
You need us to keep you accountable. First of all, don't ever say I need you. That's number one
Don't you don't do this. I need you. You told me it's a short stream to get food before the place closes
What does that even mean first of all? I don't need you guys. Okay?
We made you so you made me. Yo, this chat actually has you guys have an ego
I don't know why people act like they don't you guys are the ones that have an ego
Yo, you do not make me right stable Renato made himself. Can I get a retweet? Can I get a retweet?
No am I lying yeah, I'm lying we pay for your cars
So what are you gonna do bro? You're gonna give it you want me to give away my car you want me to sell my car?
No, no, no, I've been playing content chat, and it's a planned eating segment lol show your gym app
This chat man this chat bro you want to see my you know I do the thing that chap
Do the thing now chat, ready?
Look, I see people saying AI before I even,
look, bro, look, I went today.
Don't be weird, bro, I skipped two days.
I skipped, no, I only skipped what?
No, I skipped two days.
Yeah, no, I did.
No, no, no, but I'm pretty consistent, bro.
I'm pretty consistent.
I'm pretty consistent.
That's not AI.
You guys are actually, make sure to talk about
how you didn't go to the gym while eating burgers.
Yo, Twinskies, yo, Twinskies,
do you click on my notice on my stream
just to send hate?
No, no, actually serious.
Do you actually click on my fucking string to send hate?
Let me, oh, let me in.
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I just saw some of my chat say this is speed level motion
Are you yeah, I'm not even kidding I'm not even kidding right now bro stop putting hooray in my fucking chat, bro
be honest right it's stable or not oh drawing a crowd like this if I drop if
I drop a location right now and I say everyone meet here who's showing up who's
showing up hell no no no to slide me has aura so have you listened to the new
juice on now I haven't listened to any type of music bro besides to slide me
bro I'm gonna be honest with you simple as that bro
Bro stop linking me this shit. Oh, there it is. There it is
Well, I'm gonna be honest with you all jokes aside all jokes aside
Would you like being this built the honest? Would you like being this built?
Like actually now that I actually think about it. Would you like being this built?
I don't know what it is. I would rather have like, okay, this is gonna sound. Oh my god
Wait, how do I word this without dick riding? Okay, hold on hold on hold on
This is gonna just sound dick riding off the bed. So just give me a second. Just give me a second, right? I
Would rather have like a Marlon slash Vinnie hacker build. Okay. That's dick riding. It's dick riding
It's dick riding. I know then a super muscular like
Out frame build like am I am I writing for that am I right like bro?
I don't know if anyone agrees like I would rather have like a Vinnie stable Ronaldo or Marlin like type of build rather than like this
Type of frame log build like that's my personal opinion my personal opinion. You know what I'm saying
That's just my personal opinion
Cat looking sideways bro Marlin looks good guys come on. What is this a completion of jump scares?
I'm gonna be honest with you resident evil nine isn't that scary
Wait, do you guys like the green screen Ron be honest
Yes wait so do you guys want a part two pick a day and we might do part two
green screen Ron low key isn't that bad though green screen Ron low key do I have
aura on my green screen like low key though today why is your camera so big
Yo bitch, do you want me to go smaller? Like did that help you? Generally. Did that change anything for you?
Did that actually even change anything for you? You fucking muncher.
Holy shit, this chat actually just takes my balls,
starts pumping it up like this and then stroking at the same time for maximum fucking sensation.
I'm not even kidding. What? That's not even gay, bro. That's not even gay. What is this?
So Rod had a white shirt yesterday and his finger code did not work and today
he is a new shirt noticing God forbid bro God forbid I have a little bit of food
on my finger or grease that my fucking thing doesn't work bro like bro like
you okay if I was cloned what would I be doing differently generally if I was
cloned what would I be doing differently seriously what would I be doing
differently what would I be doing differently go on a diet yo dumb fuck
I'm allowed to go on a diet make content. Yo dumb fuck am I not a content creator?
I'm a little confused here eating healthy going to the gym
So I'm confused so now you guys want me to no no no no just so I'm aware now you guys want me to stop going to the gym
Is that correct? Is that correct?
Is that correct Celtic fans running back to the stands as Rangers entered the pitch
This is like when stable or not a walks in public and then everyone
That's not dick riding, that's not dick riding, that's the truth.
People are scared of the truth and the world's full of lies with truth, and that's the truth.
Right bro, I'm just being honest with you, what is this?
Classic we were so chopped
Yo, I don't know what happened to Jason, but like I feel like Jason is cloned
He doesn't really look like this anymore. He doesn't look like this. I don't know what happened to his like face
But like does he not look a little different like I don't know bro
More evidence that Marlon is a spy. Marlon's spy drama explained.
and signals her to come down to not make it obvious real people
She gets message from boss to leave and signals to Marlon that she leaving Marlon accidentally breaks character
It's mad at her. Who's editing this camera?
Attacked to go and spy spies. All right. I
System on camera like who is editing this who is editing this bro? Who is editing this in this chat, bro?
Wait, it's the girl
Oh no, she's a, oh my gosh, she's actually a sweet girl.
Oh my god, this girl is, this girl is actually like a, wait, is this girl like a nut?
I'm not even kidding.
Wait, she might actually have problems.
Part 13.
Part 13.
Reaction to all the hate comments I got during my M.R.L.A.s and I was free.
They were very fucking with me.
Selena variant!
Why is she recording my day in the PMO? PMO? PMO? PMO?
UK Diana!
What is...
What is... Yo this girl, my god this girl's like a nut. I'm not even kidding.
This girl's actually a fucking nut.
What are you linking me bro?
Am I good?
You're good buddy, Ben.
Let's walk on it.
What is it?
Of course I went like...
Hi!
First of all, height doesn't fucking matter.
As long as you have a big penis,
money,
and...
hmm...
Let's see here, big penis, money, what else?
What else?
What else?
Wrong?
I mean, the people who are saying wrong
are just taller dudes, just trying to feel
more secure about their height, but they're still broke
and they have a tiny penis, so now what?
Wait, so now what?
Wait, so now what?
So now what's going on?
So the people who are actually tall,
now that you have a tiny penis and you're broke,
now what do you have?
Congrats, you're six foot.
Okay, congratulations, are you bulletproof?
Wait, let me ask you something.
If I shoot a fucking assault rifle at your chest,
Are you belippered?
Congratulations, bro.
You're six foot.
You can't even fit in a Lamborghini,
even if you wanted to.
So now what?
What is in slow mo?
Why is this in slow mo?
Fuck, we're in the pussy.
What?
Why are you linking me in 4K clip?
Speaking of Archie, bro,
we're supposed to do a stream together
in about an hour.
What is he doing right now?
So, like, you're my niece, right here,
and I'm pulling, right?
It's hard to stand.
Yeah.
Do you see how I'm like kind of lifting all the way?
Yeah, and if I'm pushing this way, I'm pulling this way.
So, or if you found any reason to wrestle Sion,
are you fucking...
are you dead?
Any way possible to wrestle, bro.
Any fucking way possible, bro.
Any fucking way.
What are you linking me to?
Bro, get this cringy ass shit off.
Yo, okay, he went black, I lowkey want to go blonde, but I don't know if now's the right time. Should I go blonde?
Should I go blonde or no?
Yes, no, no, no, all right chop your chopped. Thank you, bro. Let's appreciate it
No, no someone photoshop me right now blonde. Let me see what I look like ready put it in the Twitter come
wait hold on hold on hold on hold on baby I want you haha hard eyes low-key
it's like bro nice bro leaked like what what is the point of sending this like
why do you actually have this on standby I'm dead serious like no no no
Do you guys laugh at these say holy shit yo, dude, yo, dude
Your rope line is Don Toliver in a fucking twitch chat typing the holy and then shit and all cat first time chatter
That was that funny wait wait wait first time chatter was that that funny?
Was it that funny like I'm dead y'all that's first of all this is not a real photo. This is edited
Okay, that's number one number two
I clicked on your stream and I deadass thought you were Marlon. You've been working out good shit
Yo, Kira types, bro, you're on your way to mod, bro.
You're on your way to mod, bro.
That is actually, that is love.
That is genuinely love, bro.
No, no, no, that's love right there, bro.
That is actual love right there, bro.
You're on your way to mod, kids.
Keep it up and you will be modded.
At Boba, tell him not to eat.
What does that even mean?
You just want me to stop eating?
Okay, okay, no, no, no.
This, okay, so this, no, this is when I just stop
giving this attention.
This is, this is dead ass, this is dead ass
when I stop giving this attention.
This is, holy ad bro.
This is when I dead ass stop giving it attention bro.
You think this is a real photo?
Put it on God is a real photo.
Go ahead and do it bro.
Say it, say it.
Say it bro, say it.
Yes, yes it's real.
Yes it's real.
Okay then you guys obviously don't believe in God
you're going to hell.
Simple as that.
Simple as that.
Stable Ronaldo, why are you posting,
Stable and auto has unfortunately passed away due to a car accident and is doing a memorial service for his fake
Yo, I have a question. How did people believe that I actually died and if I did die? Why would it be on stream?
Karma gonna eat up all these fake passing jokes
like
Run this back. So what do you want me to do differently, bro? Actually take my life like I'm confused
What is this stable and auto and try to catch some at meal?
bro this is a good video bro just sauce this in there
alright bro so you edited the video wait so who edited who edited this video
I don't know so who edited who edited the video bro who edited the video bro who
edited the video don't go blonde bro okay no I'm I'm done this is just
getting ridiculous this is act this is actually getting ridiculous bro you
know let's go to the let's go to the combo let's see if people actually
She finally gave me what it looks like bro. I want to see the blonde so can you show me what it looks like?
Okay, so that's okay, so that's already off
I don't know what this is. This is this is this is this is not me. Okay. That's number one
Number two. No, nothing number three. Okay. I can't take this one. Seriously number four. Yeah, no, no
I'm never asking you guys for fucking anything bro. Like can you actually do me a favor bro?
I fuck with it low key like help me like what is this?
Bro like I like like no bro like help me bra blonde looks good. Yo dumb fuck
This isn't me. Yo, you just fucking scribbled on my hair. You scribbled on my fucking hair bro
Finally a real one
Not bad and
Then we're back to this like stable what really what who is this bro?
This one you like chiseled my jawline this okay, so this is the hair that I want to look at bro
Is this good or no be honest? I like this hair. Is this good?
No, no, no
No
Wait, actually I like this hair check. This just looks like calm. I really do like this hair, bro
What are you doing?
Yo, okay, oh my god, bro. Like, dude, dude, dude.
No, no, no, no.
Scorpion, you linked me something, bullshit your band.
Nice.
Nice, bro. Nice.
Yeah, bro.
Yo, you know what's crazy?
I don't know if y'all remember this.
You know my mom thought this shit used to be real?
I'm dead ass.
You know she really thought one of these was real.
Go back one.
What, to this one?
To fucking this one?
Or what is in my fucking pants, bro?
Yo, this is like ridiculous, man.
This is low-key a fan of this one
It's like man
It's like I don't know anymore, bro
It's like I don't even know anymore
Sources are saying that stable Ronaldo paid the cameraman five hundred dollars to edit a picture to make him look city skinny
The original image was leaked by I'm dark. Okay
Okay, this is just yeah, this is just weird, bro. This is just actually weird shout out to the new crew members
Bro, I'm not even kidding Yana calm tweet does the yo knows wanted me to do a stream of her. I would love to
Not a bad shot.
What is this?
You should go on the freeway.
Oh, oh, oh, yeah!
This is a classic tale.
You only bought a car, bro.
I don't know if it goes on the highway.
I'm not gonna go on the highway.
I'm not gonna go on the highway.
Classic!
Yo, get off on the next exit!
Run it back.
You know what?
Maybe I should buy a car on Facebook Marketplace.
Should I buy one?
You look like a fat Ludwig with blonde hair.
Why didn't you just say this?
You didn't even link me like a photo or anything also by the way guys tomorrow is a Ludwig
Bro versus bro speak of the devil bro versus bro versus Ludwig. I need to pick three games. I
Need to pick three games that I'm good at right now
What three games am I good at that she's good at that I could beat him
I think call of duty one be one on rust number one. Okay number two. I think rocket League
I'm super good at none. Okay, and then number three
Number three, Fortnite would be boring.
I was thinking CS, CS, Call of Duty, and Rocket League.
I feel like I could win all three of those and sweep it.
Nope.
Smash Rocket League Mario Kart.
So you want me to fucking get fucked in my asshole.
Is that what it is?
Holy shit, bro, what are you doing to my face?
Ron, listen to this.
What?
No, I don't listen to music, bro.
Unless it's too slimy.
Okay, thanks for that photo.
Okay, thanks for that photo.
There's no way this is what happened last night,
is it okay this is actually I act okay no no no no no no out yo yo what do you
even know what do you actually even put in the problem I'm not even kidding no
like actually what do you put in the problem there like what do you put in
the problem for this bullshit bro like what do you put in the problem bro like
What is it that you put in this like I'm so confused? Oh
My god, this is so crazy. What the fuck is that this one is actually real
Why is it going so soon? Okay? I can't tell if this one's is this one fake
No
No, it's not it's not no no no it's not real
This is not real you could tell the wall is like
All right, listen we're about to leave pretty shortly. Oh my fucking god. Yeah, no, no, what?
Why am I looking at banks in a fucking thong bro?
I am done clicking links.
I'm actually done clicking links.
Marlon deadass uploaded this.
I fooled stable or not with my draw- no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
no fucking way right?
My drawing fooled stable or not on these- yo he deadass.
He deadass uploaded this.
YouTube what's good baby today we are playing scribble. I know it's me Lacey and one
I'm not trying to explain you gotta search up here. You see what it is, but yeah, what's the duty?
If I was to press subscribe subscribe and let's go
Wait, why are you already guessing heaven? Yeah, I'm not even kidding on the main channel, too
Yeah, I'll be honest with you Marlon might be the dumbest fucking human. I know I'm dead Lacey did it, too
bro this is just sad bro this is actually just sad why are we uploading actual bullshit
videos I'm I'm actually confused chat who the fuck
I'm about to take a nigga bitch with this haircut I'm here about to cop a new fit in this haircut
friend
what are you linking me bro what are you linking me Lacey doesn't care about his YouTube
though I knew Lacey didn't care about his YouTube when I saw a certain thumbnail
I'm not gonna say what it is.
Please lock in for the charity match
and then you take a parasocial ass photo of my body.
Yo, I don't know what you expect, bro.
Do you expect like, like, bro,
do you expect like a six pack through a white shirt?
I'm dead ass, like, do you expect
a six pack through a white shirt?
Yes, so you just expect, do you have a bra on?
Fat equals parasocial.
Bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro.
I don't fucking care.
I'm losing weight, bro.
I'm losing weights.
I don't care what you say.
19,000 likes.
Rekhai got into a heated argument with Beurus,
drop him off and cuff him.
I don't get it, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
The nigga, the nigga, the nigga, the nigga, the nigga,
the nigga, the buck T, in the middle, in the middle
screen, Joe Bert, Joe.
Yeah, so.
Eat, eat, no, eat dick, nigga.
You adjust everybody in the room, eat dick, nigga.
Everybody in here.
Damn.
Something's I'm talking about.
Damn.
You adjust everybody in here,
cuff them in here, sit in here.
Is Rekhai like the Dean of the discord call right now?
Hey Rekhai, congratulations. Congratulations on your shooty. Okay. I get under armorship to me
I'm gonna be honest with you bruh
I'm gonna be honest with you bruh
I never see someone say popcorn read a pop corn read wager a
Popcorn read wager. I'll be honest with you popcorn reading was genuinely the scariest thing about middle school
Anytime someone fuck oh my god, I should scare me right now
What weirdo?
I'm just a kid!
Yo!
Nobody had a key yet.
Joe looks like he wants to get the fuck out of here.
Huh?
Ain't you dating a fucking porn star?
I'm pretty out of here, bro!
No, ain't you dating a porn star, nigga?
Wait, wait, how old is Rikai?
Rikai dates a porn star?
Wait, I'm so confused.
Rikai's 17-
Wait, I'm so confused.
Wait.
How old is his girlfriend?
And should I be like
18 he has an 18 year old girlfriend who has
Horn star that is actually dude this generation is just sad
Like nobody wants to become like ice cream workers no more nobody wants to become like
Packaging like pizzas like in a place now these girls just want to fucking turn 18 and open their light like brothers is sad
We need more plumbers bro, imagine Rekai be a flummer
We don't need more mailman
Yo drama
Nice, bro. Good good vibes, bro. I like what everyone's in in a call when everyone's in a call, bro
It's great vibes. It's good vibes. Even if it's negative
What is this Jason the ween made a list of a hundred women to celebrate that international women's day
Okay, let's see who he listed so he started with Mia Khalifa Mia Malcova and then went to emerald
Okay, how do you go from okay?
So the first people that you thought of was Mia Malkova and then Mia Khalifa and
then you went to Emma Rumiya, Sina, Michelle Obama, Camila Harris, Sabrina
Williams, Selena Gomez, Haley Bieber. Who the fuck? I don't even know who half these
people are, bro. Isn't Hannah Montana and Miley Cyrus the same fucking person?
Or am I dumb? Mom at 98?
What are you what's going on with Jason, bro?
What's going on with him number 100?
Oh geez.
AI mistakes, but they don't have anything coming.
This person in the image of Kasey wait, what?
Yeah, don't ever don't ever waste AI's fucking time making shit like this.
Dead serious to don't ever in a million years waste its fucking time doing this shit, bro
We're actually a fucking waste of sperm, bro
excuse me lose it as
He and rake can't understand each other teaming up with Jinxie Torna
We can be like hot on the top. No cuz I you I cannot even understand you can understand me
You know I
Cannot hear you either. I don't know what you're saying either. I don't know
I don't know what the fuck you're saying either, bro!
Brother, maybe they'll go when you smoke.
I'm gonna communicate!
If enemies are fucking done!
What are you talking about?
Bro, I'm gonna sweep the fuck out.
I don't know what you're saying.
Alright, XQC, get your own content, bros.
I'm having SiblerNOTA react to you.
Simple as that.
What is this?
Marlin is genuinely not real.
Place it like when they're near me, like throw it at them, or do I-
Why are you leaning with the gun, Marlin?
Marlin.
Marlin, I see you.
Marlin, what are you-
Nah.
And if I would have seen this, I would have been
checking all the time.
I'm dead ass when I say this.
Marlin, Marlin and fucking Max need to 1v1.
I'm dead ass too.
Dare I say it, chat?
Dare I say it?
They need to 1v1.
This is like, who is a worst gamer?
Generally serious, who is a worst gamer?
I actually, I don't know.
I don't know, I don't know.
He is more than that handicap.
How many kills did he get yesterday?
Wait, did he even get a kill?
I forget.
Did he get a kill?
Yo, stop with these fucking screenshots.
Did he get a kill?
No.
At this point, bro, who's worse, him, Loose?
I don't even know, bro.
I don't even know, bro.
What is this?
I'm gonna be honest with you. Do you think wait may wait one month early? Are we in May right now?
Are we in May?
Are we in May
Now we're in March wait, do you think they're gonna do another program this year?
Do you think they're gonna do another program this year?
Yes, wait, do you think they're gonna invite me again or no?
I low key really want to get invited. I'm gonna be honest with you, bro. I actually
Generally serious. I generally seriously think I can win FNCS again. I'm gonna be honest with you, too, bro
I'm dead ass. Um, where was that one link that you wanted me to react to? Oh right here. Um, yes guys
The news is out shout out to anyone in the chat who likes when stable or not a place games dropping me if you'd like it
dropping me
dropping me
Um
Guys I will be playing okay drop a me right now, too if you love what I'm with clicks go ahead do it
Go ahead do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it
Me and clicks get your eye was yours
We'll be doing a
24 hour stream probably on the 19th
I think when fortnight drops this new season
I will be going to Dallas on the 18th spending the day there and we'll be spending the day with clicks on the 19th
Also, and we will be playing fortnight. We'll be doing some challenges some games
And I'm pretty sure clicks wants to go car shopping
Yeah, I think Booga's gonna be there. I think fax it is gonna be there good fucking vibes, bro
For once, it's just me and the guys bro. You know what I'm saying me and clicks. It's been a while
Should be pretty cool, bro. Should be pretty cool
Cool. Yeah, pre-12 hour stream. So you think I'm going to cancel on you guys? I'm confused.
You guys think I'm going to cancel on you guys? I'm bringing back a little 20-25 where it's
just me. Literally just me going. You know what I'm saying? Back like we used to. A little
20-25. Drop a me if you are watching me in 20-20. You all can't see. You can't all
say me by the way because not all of you guys are watching me in 20-20. Not all
you guys are your name is fucking wait a minute no no no playboy shardy bro you
have been watching me since 2024 dick writer dick writer 2019 gang wait this is
low-key iconic you are following me five days after I went up in CS that's low-key
nice that's low-key nice stable rinoto revealed he'll be creating a love wall
because he received so many positive comments.
Aw, stable rinoto makes, stable rinoto, stable rinoto is my streamer.
stable rinoto makes my so much better. I love him so much.
Aw, stable rinoto, I love him. I don't. Aw, this is so nice, bro.
Should I actually make a love wall tonight, chat? Let's see this.
Be honest, does Fortnite have an opportunity to come back ever?
I feel like it low key can. You know when I see jinksy revive a game,
like Rocket League and Rainbow Six Siege and Clash Royale.
Do you think that there's ever a world where Fortnite can be revived to everyone playing it again?
I'll be honest with you though, GTA 6 might murder this game.
Facts or no.
Like when GTA 6 comes out, you guys probably want me to play that every day, right?
I'm gonna be honest.
You guys are probably gonna want me to play that every day.
low key
For tonight would be way fucking cooler for fortnight would be way fucking cooler if they added stable ronaldo to the game, and that's a fact
That's a fact route that dead as a fact y'all would play it way more and that you have something to shit yo
Cat looking sideways guys be honest if tomorrow announced
Stable Ronaldo in the item shop or y'all buying it yes, or no
It was for one
Lacey Ron and who else
I'm not a lot we lost the Lacey wrong Marlin a shit. Yeah, Marlin. Also. I don't want to confirm it or a hundred percent lock it in
I am pretty sure when I say pretty sure. I'm pretty positive
When I say positive, I mean I'm very positive.
Me and Sina will be doing a stream together, I think on Saturday.
Possibly, possibly.
I don't know, no, no, no.
Let me check the calendar.
Let me double check right now.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, no, no.
Sunday, Sunday, Sunday.
I'm pretty sure Saturday I'm going to San Diego to do a stream with Rogue.
I'm pretty sure.
But Sunday we'll be doing a stream with Sina and then apparently she is driving my GT3RS.
I don't know about that.
I don't know about that.
If you're going to drive my car, I need to make sure I get my suspension checked before
because let me tell you, you're going to fucking break it.
You're going to fucking break it, Sina.
You're going to fucking break it.
So yes, that is the case.
And I'm not joking.
You guys can laugh, y'all can giggle, but the shits and giggles aren't going
to fix the problem with my suspension.
What else is dropping with the pink friends and family?
Oh, also, Elle Feminist.
Shout out to all the ladies in the chat, besides Sina.
Can I get a retweet?
Also, guys, ultra, ultra, ultra, ultra.
Drop a me right now.
Drop a me right now if y'all want this.
Should I do a giveaway?
Yes or no?
I'm low-key debating.
We are dropping the pink hoodie.
Max has seen wearing it.
The pink hoodie right here.
It is extremely nice.
It's actually one of my favorites, no troll.
It's really fucking pretty.
I like it a lot.
Any ladies in the chat, I will be giving to you this for free.
You don't have to do anything, okay?
If you're a lady in my chat, just send Scorpi L2
a hate message saying, fuck you and block him
so we can get all the ladies away from Scorpi L2
and you will receive this in your mail, okay?
Simple as that.
Simple as that.
Yes, please.
Yo, M, I got you, sister, okay?
Listen, right?
This is actually one of the nicest drops.
Me, I'm a dude.
Yo, dude, you haven't typed at all in my chat
and your first message is begging?
You fucking burger boy, bro.
You fucking burger boy.
I, thank you for the five gifted slag.
Thank you so much, bro.
Does anyone else want to double that?
Maybe a 10?
Can't wait.
Can't, what?
100% polyester, bullshit, bro.
Our product is actually amazing.
Drop a meat if you agree that this is amazing.
Some people in the chat have bought this.
Actually, a lot of you have bought this
and it's great quality.
No troll.
It is actually great quality.
Generally serious, generally, generally, too, generally.
Dinner with stable Ronaldo or $250?
Ron, because I'd have a deep conversation with him
and manipulate him into giving me a bag.
Yo, bitch.
The fuck, wait, all you guys are taking $250?
Wait, put it on God, all you guys are buying it?
Wait, so you guys would rather take $250
Then dinner with stable fucking Ronaldo.
Yo, DP with the fine gift, thank you.
Oh, God!
Oh, God!
250.
Not gonna lie, he's gonna eat my food also.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
This chat actually needs to be diagnosed
with Dick Riding Syndrome.
I'm not kidding.
Yo, why do you guys watch all my streams
just to fucking hate, bro?
JUST TO FUCKING HATE EVERYTIME I GO LIVE, BRO, LEGNOXIC, WHAT ARE YOU TWEETING?
Mr. Beast has crossed an estimated 200 million given away.
WHAT?
WHO IS THIS, MOTHERFUCKER?
WHO IS THIS?
THIS IS LACY?
DOG.
He actually looks like a fucking lizard.
I'm dead, he actually looks like a fucking lizard.
What the fuck?
Small, same as a little kid.
Bro, he kinda looks like a lizard, bro.
What is this?
Bro, we're still doing this in 2026.
Give me my hat.
Give me my hat.
That's faxity.
Give me my f***ing hat, man.
Damn, actually.
Prime stable Ronaldo shits on Peterbot 100 or O.
Also, guys, when should I do?
Oh my God, would you look at that?
It's the four by four by Wendy's,
where I didn't get painted.
NRG sold all my money,
because I was a dumb naive little kid.
Classic, bro.
Classic.
Jinxies opening cases?
Yeah, got a room for one more.
No, I'm just kidding.
Wait, chat.
Be honest.
Do I run back the 100 versus 100 and 0, 99 kill lead
against Peterbot?
Is the arrow of Ronis over?
Ryloki used to be good.
Wow walls pretty good. Oh
That's really bad
I feel like I can still do this
I feel like I can still do this bro
That is not cap
That is not fucking cap, bro gamer of the year by the way
I'm not kidding. I'm taking gaming to another level this year
Everyone keeps telling me I'm dog shit at video games
I kid you not I'm putting my life on the fucking line. Hey, what does it do?
Okay, this was just pure reaction time facts are not this was this was good reaction time
This was actual good reaction time. What does it do?
Hey, bro, I'm a gamer. I will always be a gamer. You just fucking shot me you fucking punk
You just fucking shot me and it's simple as that bro. What is a fucking punk is this real?
It's like why bro, it's like a it's a actually why bro. Say actually fucking why simple as that
anything else that I missed here what is this they dead ass want to play another
game to be all I don't know what is this yes Joe X Ron coming soon wrote soon
soon I marked my words soon like one thing one of my favorite duos is it a
kind of crazy that me and Marlon look dead ass alike
Bro, bro, bro, dude, we low key have a lot coming up. Are you guys happy or no, bro?
We have a stacked week tomorrow. We have a bro verse bro Wednesday. I'm recording a car video Thursday is the only damn unaware of right now
Friday, what are we doing Friday Friday OSCS day? I'm pretty sure I'm pretty sure I'm doing something with OSCS
Saturday, I think we have something with rug Sunday. I think we have something with Sina
I think Monday we have something with Joe Tuesday. We have something for Valorant with Jason and all that bro
Look wait this week is Friday the 13th
Wait, dead ass?
Dead ass?
Happy International Women's Day, yeah, live, yes bro, I'm not kidding.
Chat, will you guys be going to this concert?
Will I be seeing you guys or no?
I'm dead ass bro, I better see you guys here.
If I go here, bro, if I go here, bro, Kanye might, we might never see this again.
one for your val team question mark
last player stand on easy clutch
dude this legal is fucking kidding right now dude you know what I never
realize I'm not even trying to be funny I'm dead ass how can you be so bad at a
video game. I'm probably the best aimer in the world and I never practice. Like that is
what I don't know if anyone else agrees in this chat. Bro, I'm dead ass. I'm dead. I'm
dead ass, bro. Am I tripping? Am I tripping or no? Am I tripping? Says you. What do you
mean? Actually says you. Bro, the thing is about gaming, Lacey's better than me.
That's why he lost to me. Wait, is that why Lacey lost to me in a one we won on
Do we have to run it back or no? Do we have to run it back?
Marlin wait, this is the POV of Marlin dying or we wait wait wait wait wait
Yeah, no
Come on, come on.
Located in the fuser, destroy it.
Oh!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Yo, Marlon actually needs to die.
I'm dead ass.
What did he scream?
Jason owned you?
Tell Jason to 1v1 me on Valorant.
What?
Let's play your own game, bro.
Let's play your own game where you fucking came from.
1v1 me on Valorant?
I'll practice nothing.
I will not even practice.
1v1 me on Valorant.
Simple as that.
What?
I don't even have to practice, bro.
I dead ass, dead ass, bro.
Dead ass, bro, get it, you lost to Senna.
Okay, so now we're being weird, now we're being weird.
Now we're actually being weird.
Stop linking me to this, bro.
Tonight, me and Jason will be practicing soccer off stream.
I know that is not cap.
We have a trainer, me and him will be practicing, okay?
So I will make sure I get some
behind the scenes footage, maybe.
I swear, bro, I swear, bro, I swear, bro.
That's not a lie meter.
Yo is ArcGamoth ready? We have to ir else soon. Is he still-
Yo is he dead ass still fucking wrestling?
Yo elegy bro!
Like hurry up!
Mmmmmmm.
should I start wearing a durag or is that bad?
that's folksile?
yeah.
I want a lowkey get waves.
Yeah, all I knew was like you got a wide open your legs and they try to go through it how much
Culture
Yeah, I won't ever get waves my bad ten minutes
Easy
Easy he clearly isn't reading chat. Yo, dude. Why are you so rude?
Why are you so rude, bro?
Ten minutes, bro, be patient!
Yo, who the fuck is talking to me like this?
You can take those and those books.
You don't tell me to be patient!
Just take off your socks.
Fucking dick muncher, holy shit.
Whatever, streamer boy, get to twerking.
Yo, no, no, no, no, I can't.
Oh my fucking god, I actually can't, bro.
No, no, I actually can't, bro.
When you and bro-
I think this hair looks good on you, bro if it's another fat edit
I'm not even kidding, no, no, ready, look, no reaction chat
Look, let me scroll through my twitter account
Oh yeah, it's actually no-
It's like, it's like, what, like, yo, this one actually, yo, what would you deadass do
if I sparked my stream and I looked like this?
I'm deadass, what would you actually do if I sparked my stream and I looked like this?
LAI!
So none of these are AI!
Okay, now this is getting weird
Yo wait, should I get tattoos should I get tattoos or no? Yo, this is the fucking bum ass photo
This is the bum ass photo bro. My mom texted me this photo my mom texted me this photo
During the sub-a-thon and she asked me if this was real. She asked me if this is real
So, I'm dead ass.
It's literally real.
Dude, I'm not even kidding.
There's gonna be a time one day where I have children
and they're gonna look at photos like this
and just fucking question.
They're actually gonna question
what the fuck I was as a child, bro.
You guys act like you have to live with this
when we're older.
This is a real photo, yes.
You guys act like you have to live with this.
I have to live with this.
I have to live with this, bro.
It's like, what the fuck is this?
I'm not even kidding.
Never mind.
Never mind, bro.
OK, we're good.
I think we're good.
I think we're good.
I think we're good on the Twitter column.
Is there anything else important, something
I need to react to before we IRL?
Oh, another, at least he's stable,
edit that goes viral every single week.
Does anyone else get these on their 4E page randomly?
I'd be slow.
Oh.
But at least he's stable.
Turn it, turn it, turn it, man.
Man, this is no game.
This is happening.
Come on.
Man, they lost, lost me a little.
He might be.
Lost me.
Lost me, bro.
Oh.
Dude, dude, dude, dude.
What is Lacy's alt-tik-tok?
I'm not even kidding.
I don't even want to be the hater, bro.
But sometimes you need haters in real life.
Bro, his alt-tik-tok lowkey makes me uncomfortable.
I'm not even kidding.
I swear to God.
Sometimes I get like
Here it is. Sometimes I actually get these on my 4E page. Bro, I'm not even kidding like
With your Louis Vuitton
Yo DP with the 20 gifted!
If you got a sub, say me bro. If you got a sub, say me. And if you want a sub, say me. Maybe you'll get more subs
I don't know. Maybe you'll be blessed. Maybe you'll be blessed
No, I'm not even trying to be a hater like Lacey. No dick ride. You look good, bro
You look good kid. You actually look good. I'll give it to you. You do look good
But I don't know why I get uncomfortable when this shit comes on my 40 page
With your Louis V bag, text on your arms, high heels shoes, make your six feet tall, everybody wants it, you can have them all, but I got what you need.
It's one of my control when I'm crushing on you.
You know it's hard to know when I'm touching on you.
You know what's crazy?
You know what's that ass crazy?
This is outside of my room.
I can see where this has probably been taken.
Bro, it has to be pitch quiet, bro.
No sound at all.
Like
Fuck you
I might have control when I'm questioning
She don't tell me no when I'm touching on her
Bro, I love that
This is filmed in silence
But hey bro
You know what I'm saying? You look good kid
You look good
This one came off where you paged like a month ago
This shit made me uncomfortable like crazy
This one actually came down from the back
Talk about
Like
Burger King
I can't
I can't yeah, nah, I can't I can't my ex-qc cries laughing at how predator died of a lot of the
Apocrypha bad rakaia's at rainbow six siege
What is this guy typing in my chat bro
So can someone ping me when phase adapt goes live?
I think my Twitch node is broken.
Elmasada agent promotional advert, ill.
You're such a parasocial now.
You changed.
What are you typing?
Like actually what are you typing?
I'm not even kidding.
There needs to be a streamer.
It could be me, it could be someone else.
Or a Twitch update where every time someone types
in chat, if I click on your message,
I can see a live feedback play
of what you look like when you type that.
I need to see what some of you
you
you
you
you
you
Oh my god, I think it's 3 a.m. That's a big post.
I've got to try it.
What does it taste like?
Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom.
Wait, Ron, you just sat on it.
Oh my god, get up here.
Is he okay?
I'm not even kidding. I'm not even kidding. I might have to take a gambling deal just to buy out
Betsy's contract. I swear to God. I'm not even kidding. I swear to God. Yeah, it's not
like an issue.
Shut the door.
Relax. Your husband trusts you.
This can't go on.
How much is Pepsi's contract brah? I'm about I'm dead ass about to take a gambling deal just to buy out that she's kind
I swear you think I'm kidding brah?
Pepsi is needed. I'm dead ass. He is needed. I'm over this shit
Hundred million so you think that sees weren't a hundred million dollars. You always say that this is the last time
Wait, unironically, if I started a gulf, not a fund me, but what if I started a link to
donate to Pepsi?
Do you think people would actually give him like crazy money?
Honey, I'm home!
Did you have to stay late at work again?
My boss was really didn't-
You would take the money, you dumb fuck.
Do I seem like an evil person to you?
Holy shit, you guys actually take me for an evil fuck.
Yeah, I'm about to see my social security number on Twitter anyone else agree with that it's actually over bro
Okay, I'm not even kidding. I'm gonna start. I'm gonna actually start freaking out. I'm dead ass about to start freaking out
Oh my god, I couldn't see him like twice. Wow, I couldn't see him like twice. Wow, what are the odds of that, bro?
What is this fanatics bullshit on my screen so if y'all didn't know after today's stream
I'm gonna lower ads for the for the peons in the chat for anyone who doesn't have a sub
I will be lowering the ads for you guys for the peons and we'll be running ads on screen
because it makes me more money anyway so yes so you'll be seeing random shit pop
like every 15 minutes but just go with the flow and every time you see it just put the minions going
whoa what is this oh this is what i'm supposed to watch for for you sin and declined adin ross
offer a bean friend say she doesn't agree with some of the things he does but it basically there is
a beef with him why was i banned because we're friends now right we're cool uh i want to call
us friends but sure oh i feel like i feel like i feel like i got no beef with you i know a lot
You're trying to wait too hard. Wait, you want to play a game with me a couple more nights?
I'll be honest. I'll be friends. I've got like 20 like that.
I mean, what the fuck is it, man?
Put it in his way. I feel like you and I have differing opinions and that's fine because you and I, we don't really do stuff together.
That's cool. Like, I got no beef with you.
No, no, no, no, no, no. But forget opinions.
I got to say opinions. You got seven.
I'm saying like, put opinions aside, put whatever we believe aside, you know, when it comes time to play games and shit.
But you know you don't want to play a game
Well couple of the moment I joined the call asked me to rate him so I'm kind of good
That's just what I asked everybody
I'm like a carrot, you know, I'm like a Disney channel
Oh my god, yeah mods mind putting a picture a couple of them on the screen wrong fucking picture hold on my bad
Okay, my bad. Hold on wrong one wrong one there. He is right here. There it is there
My bad, bro. My bad. My bad, bro. That was my bad. Yeah, let me put the picture
Hold on. Hold on, bro. I don't know what that was, bro. Chad, does this look good? Does he look good?
Look at Calvin, bro
Not too bad, bro. Not too fucking bad. Whose feet was that brother? I don't know
Holy, holy, holy
Oh
Stop me. I'm too grown for this shit, bro. No, no, I'm act that that's actually grown man activities now
What else do I have here? What is this media source deal?
What is this one?
This is nice, bro
Can you believe Corpse Husband really did that shit for fucking a year or two and made fucking millions of fucking dollars?
Yeah, well I get hate comments and see my fucking IP address
Air my social security number if I watch a video and make fun of it be honest
Does he still have a does he still have a fan base or no?
Does he still have a fan base?
Probably like bro, I'm not gonna lie like 34 million views just for his voice
Why don't people watch me for my voice am I annoying?
If you're new to this and you don't know what among us is, it's a game similar to Mafia or Werewolf.
We have a group of crewmates on a ship who are trying to do tasks so that we can fix this ship when you-
Like, is this hot? Like, I'm confused.
The game. Hello?
Like, ladies, be honest. Is this hot? Like-
Or there are two imposters on the ship who are slowly killing people off.
The crewmates don't know who the imposters are and it's their job to figure it out by talking during dis-
No, no, no, no, no, no. I-I don't know, bro. Maybe I'm just a hater? Do I need- Do I need to drink my hater, or no?
Like this shit is crazy. He really made millions of dollars having a deep voice. What did I make millions of dollars from?
I don't even know bro. I'm about to AI my voice bro
What is this?
I don't understand what's going on you guys know that's not Nina yo
Why is this fucking tough?
Yeah.
Does anyone know what she said?
Does anyone know what she said?
I'm gonna be so dead honest with you bro. I gotta go to...
What country should I go to?
Do I go to Japan?
Do I go to China or do I go to Korea? I want to go to I
Want to go to one of them really debating
I really want to do a Japan trip again and do it right right chat
Like I feel like my Japan trip wasn't that good because it was so hot and we had to promote
Redacted
I'm not going to India until the poop throwing festival. I already said that I'm not going to Israel with OSCS
But thank you so much for the recommendation. I'm not going to North Korea with Jason, but thank you guys for the recommendation
This is why I can't ask regular questions. This is why I did ask can't go this is why I did ask can't ask regular questions, man
this is
Mexico with two slimy, okay?
Yo guys, I asked three options and you gave me every other type of fucking option, okay?
Maybe answer my question German no not in Germany yet
I'm going to Germany soon, but I'm saying Japan North Korea. No, I mean fucking god damn it
Japan Japan Korea
Japan South Korea or uh or China which one which one?
I'm low key debated
Can someone get me some so I stop seeing these damn commercials?
You know what toasty champ someone act someone gift him a sub right now
Someone do it, bro. So we can show each other that we're a good community someone give them a sub right now
Someone get them a sub right now, bro. Someone get them a sub come on do it, bro. Do it someone bless him
No, we're good. We're good. No, you guys show that we're a good community. We're a great community
Please bro, come on anybody
Anybody at all? No cat looking sideways. Okay. I'm sorry Lacey
Wait, my response to Lacy?
Famed streamer Lacy.
It seems that he has seen at least part of or caught wind of the video that I made and
recorded reacting to him not liking radio heads in Rainbows Attract from that record.
I did refer to Lacy as an idiot in that video.
I insulted him very mercilessly and he responded on-stream with a trampoline in his room.
Let's take a look at his response and see what exactly he said.
Jack was saying, wait for the beat drop, wait for the beat drop.
They sent me this song.
I'll be honest with you, Lacey's take on Radiohead saying his garbage is actually a shit thing.
He might not like that song, which is fairs, but saying Radiohead is garbage, oh my god.
What? That's bad takes.
Wrong and said, wait for the beat drop.
So obviously, if I'm listening to a song I've never heard before
and my chat is saying, wait for the beat drop,
there's a beat drop, and then I wait three minutes
and there's no beat drop.
Obviously, I'm gonna be like, where's the beat drop, guys?
Cause that's what the chat was saying.
This whole act of this guy's doing.
You know what's crazy?
How many people do you think get their like,
news from like, ayoxic tweet page, bro?
I'm dead ass.
How many people you think get their actual news
from ayoxic tweet page?
Bro, there's probably so fucking many.
It's actually nuts.
It's starting to realize that, damn,
like these pages are getting paid to post.
Like, do I actually have to start paying clippers?
Like, what do you guys think?
Generally serious, like, do I have to pay clippers?
Like, bro, these pages actually tweet so much.
Like, anybody who doesn't like the music I like
is an idiot.
No, you're an idiot because you're so close minded
to think that everybody has to like the things you like.
The point that I'm trying to make in this video
is not that this lacy guy has to like Radiohead
or has to like whatever I enjoy.
Of course he doesn't.
You're an idiot.
And it's even worse that you're a grown ass man.
And I'm telling you right now,
this is the time to die.
Where his kids, they're gonna be fucked up in the head
because they're not gonna be able to have their own opinion,
they're not gonna be able to have their own thoughts,
they're not gonna be able to think for themselves.
It's gonna be whatever daddy with the rat's tail
on his fucking face thinks is what they have to think.
Wait, he dare not shave this off.
Wait, pre-watch, he pre-watched this.
He shaved it off, bro, he pre-watched this.
That's- that's when his kids are going to be sorry as hell!
Oh my god, no!
My kids are going to be sorry as hell, no!
Oh my god, my poor kids.
Not invoking my children.
The greatest, scariest hell to Lacey is- is- is a moment in time where your parents might just be judgmental about the music that you like.
When again, I'll say that was not my experience, but I have been around friends.
I have been over friends-
Anthony Fantanio no no no so so didn't he say what album was so bad what album did he say was so bad chat remember he rated like
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This one is like, um, yeah this is, you know, Drake, Loki,
might be the greatest artists of our generation.
No troll! No troll!
Hey, no take a ride, bro!
Drake, Playboy, Cardi and Kanye West are the greatest
three people of our generation!
Oh my god!
My fucking Bane's announcement video!
Classic!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey, oh my god, the tiktok song, the tiktok song.
This one's a good song if you're chilling.
Raise my mind. No troll, this might be the best song on the album.
What to my dits? What to my dits?
Yes.
What is this?
I don't know.
I don't know this one either.
This was good.
Drake's the best artist in the world.
I put it on God.
The top three artists of our generation.
No in order.
Playboy Cardi.
Playboy Gordy is one of the greatest fucking artists ever.
Kanye West. Easily. Easily. Easily. Easily. Easily.
And the fucking man himself, Drake!
Easily. Easily.
XD David V gifted.
Wait, Fallons is a good song? I've never heard this.
Well this is not a one second, I've never heard that one either.
This is a great song. Kid Cudi killed his verse. I'm not kidding. Kid Cudi killed his verse.
I did do
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Bro, I'm not even kidding
I'm not even kidding. I might have don't at my in my chat you weirdoes, bro
Reviewing the Travis Scott meme first guys sanitize my hands a
Quarter pounder with lettuce pickles onions ketchup and mustard no bacon cuz I can't eat pork
So sick of mold nothing like hot crispy fries with tangy barbecue sauce
I'm not even kidding 2020 tick-tock might be the worst shit ever looking back. Bro. This is fake Mario. You're so weird
2020 tick-tock might be the worst thing ever
Like genuinely serious like top videos top
Ticktocks, can you start the camera?
2020 like bro, this is what people were doing, bro
While we wait for lace
We're under control, can I beat it?
Like God, if it's all I need, hold what I see
Like what is this, bro?
I can't make it through my life, I know what to do
I can't make it through my life, I know what to do
Day on your own, and here it goes
I just bet you
Dog shit memes, bro.
Dog shit memes, bro.
Let's watch this shit, bro.
Whoa!
Hey, bro, think about it, dude, chat.
Well, you guys were working real jobs,
motherfuckers was hitting this shit,
and becoming multi-millionaires.
For 12, for the swat, pushing out of the world's
out of the bright, I just hit the link with the box,
and it would stick in the box.
Now I understand why people get mad at creators.
You guys probably look at me the same way
and say, why are my rich?
Me, poor, the whole damn seal.
Watching 16-year-olds.
God, I can't even go back to nostalgia
Farming from old TikTok dances, bro.
Like, oh my fucking God, bro.
Like, it's anything I do nowadays.
I'm seeing the same comment in my chat
and I'm going to not adjust, address this.
You ready?
Thoughts?
What is this, bro?
Give yourself a quote for your student
for when you, you're gonna use my quote
for when you graduate at the end of the day it's night?
First of all, I'm gonna create a new quote
for anyone who wants to use me in their yearbook.
One day you're not gonna have any days left.
One day you're gonna say one day.
One day or day one.
Yo, Kingston, I don't know if you realize this,
you blurred out your last name
but your last name's right here, Kingston Bruton.
Don't know if you like meant to do that, but like you left your last name up here
So I don't really I don't know what the point of that for like crossing that out, but um, yeah
He was excited
Yeah, I don't know why I
Yo, yo, outlaw.
Yo, chat, you might see it on the IRL camera, too, the ads, whenever you see it, just smile,
bro.
That ass just smile and put up, put a W-ron for getting to his bag, instead of taking
a gambling deal.
Let's see here.
Let's see here.
Ooh.
I'm gonna be honest with you, no racist shit, but like, do people wear black socks?
I don't mean to sound like that guy, but I'm just careful showing my closet, by the way.
We might get a closet segment and 100,000 people might.
Let's see here.
Do people wear black socks?
Yeah.
Do y'all wear black socks?
Yo, you know what's crazy?
You wanna know something disgusting?
I'm gonna tell you it anyway.
Okay, no.
Dude, when I was younger, I used to jerk off into my socks.
I'm not kidding, Chet.
And I would like check them out, like, bro, I would jerk off in the same sock
over and over.
One day the tip of my sock became stiff hard and it was yellow. I'm not even kid
It was like it was an orange. I forgot. Yes, I started nutting in a sock again. I said
On God out there that would actually wait y'all we don't want to see that that could low key hit like no troll that could look
He hit like what do they say?
Yeah, they're begging for it
We're using thousands of times.
Chad, we're about to go do a stream of Archi.
We're going to do a burger mukbang.
Stop being weird.
We're going to taste every burger and blindly rate it.
Because I don't know if y'all saw the McDonald's CEO.
Just make sure I smell good.
The McDonald's CEO basically said,
I'm not eating this burger, right?
What?
I thought I lost something he was like I'm not eating this burger so
You won't believe how much money that shit made all right. Oh, no, I know yeah
I know exactly how it works. It's all sitting on there calculating it, and I know how much you'll probably make up the other one
brother
So
Holy shit check the SPJ is ours
Let's go
Let's see here. Are we good chat? We good? We have everything. I don't know shows like that
Look at them. They're putting the hurray
All right, let's keep moving shall we?
Everybody!
Yeah, yeah, rock your body!
Lace it!
He just woke up. Yo, dude. What? I can't come in?
I'm not sure. Not this cat.
What's up, bro? What's up?
What are you doing there? What's your life?
You ever had one of those days where you were so tired of the same alarm?
You didn't answer it all. You said that?
I woke up too. I put on the same alarm last night. I woke up in two months.
What did you do last night?
Nothing. I know it's just so time for me to say that you're finding it in Vegas
You're in Vegas history? It was in Vegas for three days. I was just like who is this? We don't pay these people
We do it for now, I'm very lucky. Wait, what the fuck wait?
We don't have, well you know how that works?
The landlord of the house has people come and work and then we have to pay for it.
Oh, you want to wear a red outfit? Yeah, me either. How much is it?
I don't know, like cold cleaners gonna come, you gotta pay that, you gotta get a mask from the condo
Hello?
Hello?
Alright.
I'm about to go eat burgers.
I wish I could talk to you, but just give it a second.
I'm just like, you know, I'm just not gonna be like that.
What do you call it?
Yeah, cause I can't even stream because it's just out there.
We're whacking the blown.
They ain't gonna call me a piggy in my whole life,
I'm just gonna act like that.
Okay, I mean, let's be honest.
Yeah, this is just me and you.
Apparently, can we say this, are they?
Or no?
I think so, I think the chat knows.
Chat, y'all know I'm Marlon and I'm gonna assume,
right, I'm not even gonna just,
I'll just wait, bro, I think the chat knows.
I think I don't want to personally
like, like, snapchat something, really?
Oh, yeah, State Farm, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Chad, there's a State Farm thing that they're all doing,
so I think it's really just me and that, maybe.
But that doesn't really leave out.
Is he skiing?
Oh, is he skiing?
No, I think he's came back.
All right, well, I wanna spark your stream, Piggie.
I'm gonna get to work.
I'm about to worry you don't,
I'm sorry, I need to get this done.
Yo, Lacy, I'm about to go do burburs.
I'm about to do a burb workout.
Okay.
I just asked, wait, I'm getting a face on fire.
Yo, what's up dude?
Yo.
Hey bro, I got the burgers on the way back to the crib.
It says I'm 22 minute ETA.
Okay best, should I head over right now?
Yes bro, pull up, pull up, we're ready.
Okay, best bro, I'm coming now.
Nice.
I don't know what's up bro.
Oh, is this good?
Yeah.
Let's go, move it.
Uh...
Okay, back.
Let's go.
Let's go this.
Did you know we're matching?
We're talking about-
We're going for a supreme shirt. Did you know that?
Oh, your supreme shirt's a little-
Here, wait, let me-
Okay, wait, can you move your backpack a little?
It's evolution.
Okay, wait, I'll show-
Okay, so it starts with an eight.
Wait, can we go to the shade real quick?
Okay, so it starts with the ape then it goes to a little ape and it goes to a
Okay, a human then it goes to human and then it goes real life
Wait, is that a real surprise? Yeah, I just came out like it was like the first drop for this year like last week, bro
He's dead
Can't even read the LOL's in the chat right now, bro. Are they coming in?
They're fucking loading. Holy shit, it's bright.
Hold on.
Oh wait, I might have to fix the ice out.
Yeah.
Holy shit, Chad. Look at our car, bro.
Yeah, dad, look at our car, bro.
Look at this shit.
Wow.
That shit looks good in the light.
Huh? What?
Huh?
What?
Hold to him.
All right, boys, God, I wish I had the OSCS address.
Don't worry, it's 6836 Gentry Avenue North Hollywood.
6836.
6836 Gentry Avenue North Hollywood.
6836.
6836 Gentry Avenue North Hollywood.
I got it.
Yes, I got it.
Thank you, bro.
That's love, bro.
That's love right there.
Thank you so much, bro.
You can't break ready feet.
Google it. Oh, I see it. No shit, bro chat. I'm not even kidding
I don't even know you, this is bad.
Alright chat!
Hold on, let me close the music, let me close the music, let me close the music.
Alright chat, we're on the fucking way to the OSCS house right now.
We are going to do a burger mukbang.
Okay, burger, get down, that's the classic, that is a good meme.
What is that?
Oh, we're going to see burger right...
Oh my god.
Just a little budget.
Are you sure I didn't just hit the pole?
No, I was making a mistake.
Are you sure?
Yeah, I was making a mistake.
Are you sure bro I just pulled a Jace and the Bean?
No, I was making a mistake.
Oh!
Oh, wait, look who's blocking my address!
Wait a minute, that's...
Okay.
Hello?
Hello?
Okay, back, thank you!
Oh, he said tell live I said hey guys a little oh says hey, oh Samas on I
Love you. What a good fucking dude, bro. He's watching right now. Shout out little oh in the chat man
I don't know his user, but he's watching
Fuck man, my life is so hard
I gotta go eat burgers, bro. Like God, we got a fucking L Ron for having a hard life, bro
She's quick you clip ready to keep on wait. He's a Jason's baby
That's gonna go viral
Actually, I actually really hope he hits true cars somehow like that would make my fucking day
I'm not even kidding
That would dead ass make my day
Packs are no Chad if Drew's car just got fucking obliterated by a truck
Yeah, we should actually take his we should take his car to the like a dumpster thing and crush it
No, you know we should do we should do I'm not I would dead ass do I would go this far for a prank
I'm not even kidding. We should go find one that's like totalled or whatever like has something wrong with it
Wrap it the same color he eyes
Take them to a junkyard to be like yo true. Look at your car. Okay, that'll be not a real lady
And just crush it
Wait, what would he lose, bro?
Chad be honest tonight me and Jason are gonna be playing football footy soccer whatever you want to call it off-stream
We're gonna be practicing with the trainer. I'm gonna be honest with you. I'm low-key fucking ready for the charity match
I don't care what anyone says. I actually think I can score I did as they'll I did as though
And if you want to hate on me, you can.
I'm not going to be the guy to get mad at it.
But always remember that your haters are your masturbators
at the table with waiters.
OK?
So I'm not worried.
Simple as that, bro.
I'm not really worried.
I'll call you after street.
Oh, fuck!
Yeah, one of these days we should actually test the Twitch TOS.
We should call it TOS Day.
I'm dead ass.
We should go as fast as we can, past this high school.
Like right at 3 o'clock.
Showing us where I'm going?
Yes.
Going 100 miles per hour, hitting a speed bump,
running a stop sign from a short bus that puts up a stop sign.
Oh, a classic.
While drunk, while texting, while blindfolded.
Yeah.
While reading chat.
Yeah, that's how.
That could be cinema.
I'm not going to lie.
Wall going to Erwan.
Chat, when we move, I know a lot of you guys might cry
because we might not have as many frequent, frequent,
frequent, frequent, I don't know how to say it,
frequent Erwan segments, but I hope y'all
are going to be happy, bro.
Oh, I'm having a fucking fire drill.
I don't know.
Chat, P.O. Box Sue and exclamation mark P.O.
Please send me P.O. right now.
It could be a dildo.
Actually, don't know.
Don't do that.
Text message from my trip. Why is my hair spiking up right now? You didn't say anything. What's going on, bro?
You didn't
Do not send me a dodo my twitch rep said that is bandable. I'll get banned
But send me some cool shit bro for the new house, too
I'll be reacting if you want to send me a rug maybe a rug maybe a carpets the same thing. I don't really know
Yeah, bro, I'm excited to pop out to the OSCS house, bro
It's always fun there. I'm
Yeah, bro. Something about me that I'll never ever take for granted. Wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait, what's going on in my chat? I'm not reading it, so it's driving. What's going
on? What's going on? Dude, why do I look so chopped from this angle there?
Should I get a car from Europe just to ship it so I'm on that side? I'm not
Like bro, I'm so chopped on this side
They're saying just the side
Well, I mean, yeah, it's pretty bad. It's pretty it's a bad sign
Okay chat we also have a segment that I didn't tell you guys just yet
On the 25th of this month. We'll be taking what we're doing something called the puppy battle royale
I'm gonna have 15 puppies in this car and we're gonna close the windows and we're gonna put the car near the beach
And we're gonna see which puppy lasts the longest. Okay. I just thought it was a cool idea. It was super nice
Yeah, it's gonna be cool when it gets a treat
Little pub cup
The retreat for the boys remember when this song was trending
Super chicken I'm already have day good with fuck on my gangsta
Yo, what happened to Ian bro?
I don't know, he's just chilling probably.
What happened to him? He was like the prophecy I thought.
Was he part of the uh...
Yeah!
Was he a part of that?
Chad, let me know.
I still dancing! I told you bro!
He just...
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, this guy just drove me off the fucking road.
That the Mona Lisa?
Yeah, we should go to Supreme, bro.
Should we hit Supreme on Thursday?
Do you think there are too many people there to record though?
Like we'll just be like, dude, I don't care what anyone says,
bro, people started liking Supreme again, chat facts or
no, I'll talk about Supreme in 2023.
When everyone's like, oh, this shit sucks now 2022-2023.
I was like, who am I supreme nowadays?
I was buying it, bro.
I was, right now, bro, I bought this in 2023.
Why does it fit me still?
I just realized, I was fat back then,
so I'm confused, why am I like,
where are you going to the Kanye show off stream?
I'm going to the off stream, okay.
What?
I'm a thousand percent going to that Kanye concert.
I will figure out a way.
I will figure out a way.
That's, that shit's gonna be fucking legendary.
Bro, legendary.
Like, legendary.
Bro, I'm not even kidding.
Do you think he's gonna perform Bully though?
His album comes out like five days before that.
Bro, I wanted to play some of that OG shit.
You're definitely gonna do that.
Through the wind!
Through the wind!
Oh!
You know that song?
Yeah, I do know that song.
Dude, the camera kind of looks...
It's a little...
There's something on it.
Something on it?
Yeah, maybe you have to swipe a little.
It's a little what though?
It's a little what?
What are you going to say?
Oh, I'm saying it might be from the summer, from the little summer player coming through.
Right here?
I can fix that.
Yeah.
Can you fix that real quick?
Coming in boys, boys.
Boys, summer player is good enough.
Really?
Yeah.
We're looking good?
Am I doing all that better now?
Holy shit.
Oh my god.
Oh my god?
Wait, hold on.
Oh, I'm saying it better be the whole day.
What are you saying?
I can't do that song.
You know what's crazy?
Mentor Tate was the first core seller if you think about it.
No, you know who really was?
Here in my garage.
Oh my god.
He was low key the first core seller ever, chat.
Here in my garage.
Just bought this new Lamborghini.
You wanna know what I like more than Lamborghinis?
Knowledge.
Didn't you get arrested for evading taxes or something?
Oh, I don't know.
Always pay your taxes, chat, unless you don't want to.
Of course.
Remember that.
You don't have to if you don't want to.
That's the truth, bro.
Whether you hate it or not, the truth is, right,
you don't have to.
They just might come for you.
Might though, that's the word.
It's just risky.
You get rich.
Should I grade lock this guy?
Oh my God, should I grade lock him?
Come on, bro.
Come on, chop, chop.
Well, he's too broken, MERS.
Oh, no, grade locking.
No, you just, oh my God, tickets are coming.
You just,
I'm trying to stop.
We have a stacked weeks coming up. Yo tomorrow for the bro versus bro chat against Ludwig
What three games should I challenge him to play? What do you think?
I was thinking like what three games am I great at?
He's gonna pick three games that I know that he might be good at
I'm gonna pick three games that he knows that I'm good at
And whoever wins wins we're gonna put up like 500 if the pride though like I really want to win
Are we going somewhere for there?
Is it at the crib?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What do you have in mind for games?
Okay, so I was thinking either Black Ops 2 1v1 or Rust 1v1.
For sure Black Ops 2, because you guys didn't do it during the subathon.
Oh yeah.
And you guys were shit talking until you got the subathon.
Oh, 100%.
For sure.
I would say my chat told me to 1v1 and Rock Elite because I'm super good at Rock Elite.
They said I'm really good at 1v1 Rock Elite, so I should do 1v1 on Rock Elite.
And then also, I don't want to do four-necked four-necked. It's just whack. It'll be too quick. You know, say he's obviously not going
So I was thinking maybe CS
CS Rocket League and a cod won't be one
I feel like that's not even a bad shout chat
We're good, bro. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no ladies. There's a child on the road
One of these days, we should actually just hire a child actor, tell him that we're not
going to hit him a new first dream and set him fly to the moon.
I can't, I can't kill that.
No, no troll, when we get to the new house, we have to do a stream.
I'm not kidding where we tie balloons to me and see how many it takes for me to go
fly.
That, that, that is actually a good idea.
How many would it actually take?
If I take a lot, like a shit ton.
Really?
Yeah, I, I, I think so.
We should do it with a dog.
Okay, we have a shotgun ready to shoot it or airsoft gun. No, we're gonna talk
Can you imagine we did it and then it's we take it out, bro
We can borrow a dog
Oh
No, what are you?
Yeah, I feel like if it's a small dog
Imagine if it was Coco let's you go go. Let's go. Okay. That's perfect. And then we don't shoot it. We just let her die
Yeah, we just miss the dogs take fall damage. Yeah. Oh my god
Yeah, because I'm trying to like throw my dog in the snow one time and I thought I would like fully pushing this fall
Like it low key did that out of squirm. Yeah, you know a little sound I felt that like I didn't launch it
But I dropped him in the snow
Like cats they don't take more than a bitch
Excuse me everybody. Thank you. Oh
My god, I have another banger stream, you know that one hill that that Tesla flew off of yeah
I do the one where it drove off the hill and just like went flying the road, right? Yeah, the road
Yeah, we should do that with my car
That would mean fire.
Yeah, but will we get banned?
We can see you getting instantly banned.
But that clip would actually feed generations.
Oh my god, it'd be far.
We need an outside angle and an inside angle.
You're having a tough spoof.
Bro, we would fucking spiral.
If you launched a thousand horsepower Tesla off that,
we would actually be a fucking missile in this car.
I'm not even kidding.
Yeah, happy wheels.
Oh my god, happy wheels.
Who did y'all watch for happy wheels?
That's gonna tell me a lot about you as a person.
Hello Keywatch, Jacksepticeye.
Oh, man.
A little bit of Jacksepticeye, a little Tobuscus.
No, the answer I'm looking for is Tobuscus.
Tobuscus was the answer, isn't he weird or no?
I think it, no, but I think Tobuscus is.
Tobuscus is definitely off the deep end.
There's definitely like a span
where his tweets are off the rails.
Yeah, I don't know about that guy anymore,
but Tobuscus was like, you couldn't mind my soul,
it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so,
you cannot ignore, no.
Dude, kids nowadays, dead ass don't even know,
like Minecraft remixes or like old so...
Hey Siri!
Play...
Hey Siri!
Play Tobuskis...
uh... any song.
Show me something.
That's the carpet!
Like listening back to this?
This is garbage!
What else did he have?
I'm gonna go
Wow this is classic bro, what else?
pays for days in the maze and there's a man this is like actually nostalgia bro
you know not even kidding music used to be fucking anything
real parody enjoy bro oh my god there was this one parody chat is anyone
What I was talking about the black ops 2 characters the zombies black ops 2 characters used to be a remix of like a
fucking bro
Bro, I don't know what it was
I don't remember what it was. It was something bro
Bro Chad, it's not cringe to look back and love music brother that you used to listen to like bro
Sometimes I listen to this song. I mean it's not bad, but like this is like a real song
Like I just like I like he like Adam's back to my playlist
Yeah
Driving round so tall
Don't worry guys my hand is almost very real. Oh, no. Oh, no bad bad
Is that what that's called?
That's what I'm considering.
Get your blusher back.
Should we try to get some bottles?
No, no, no.
Shut up.
Get a little bottles.
Fucking fart machine, bro.
Careful, we've parked.
We can't hear you.
You're gonna leave your shit on brakes.
Are you dead ass?
Down to the fucking...
Down to the actual...
Wait, you're serious?
Down to the little...
They're gonna take my BEMC mobile is this GGS Chad is this GGS
I'm telling you look at the street imagine if there was just like boost pat like you know I'm saying that you get boost
But this would be so far Chad if this is like rocket that you just get boosted. I'm like I'm getting boost
Oh my god, I'm not making it look at this person imagine my area
Alright, welcome.
Or demo them.
Should I demo?
Should I demo or record?
Fuck, bro.
Rule one.
Yeah, we're just young, dumb and broke, but we still got love to give.
Ha, yeah.
You like that, right?
That was good.
I like your hints out there.
Thank you so much.
Don't worry, bro.
Not the lyrics, right?
I'm not reading chat.
I was reading my telepropagy right here.
This is obviously...
Oh, they're like, I guess...
Yeah, well, might as well show it.
And there's our exact pinpoint.
We should do a stream where I tell the chat to hunt me.
First person to shoot me with a tranquilizer.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Do a stream where I tell the chat to hunt me first person to shoot me with a tranquilizer dart wins a hundred thousand dollars
And we run around and I
Or we stay in your car. We do like first I'm gonna shoot my car at the people. Oh wait, that doesn't sound fun
No low-key I should put like five paintball guns around the map and then like get like a like a old Kia
Or somebody like a thousand bucks and then first person to shoot the Kia
No, maybe I buy a BMW first one to shoot the BMW wins the BMW. Oh, that's not bad
You can sell my car to a viewer on every time to sell it
Like get like a hundred bucks
Chad I was thinking about going to the Facebook marketplace and buying like a old car
Yeah, I want to look you by like a 37 or was it out of 370 z like a beat one though and turn into a drift car
Did imagine we bought a drift car real quick and started
Looks like rap
I'm just realizing bro. I really sit here and stare at a camera talking to people
Yeah, it's kind of it's like it's just like what if everyone what everyone talking to actually aren't real
And I'm just talking to this camera pretending to have emotions
Keckler oh, yeah, let me just fucking go around everyone really what is this a fucking slow poke-a-bat?
What are you doing?
Did you ever get like randomly itchy?
Like something's in your fucking t-shirt.
Something's fucking in my t-shirt, bro.
The fuck was that?
That was actually fucking scary.
Boys.
You know, you get ass ready for London again?
Yo, chat, when we go to London,
it's literally in a month.
We're playing a charity match.
That's weird.
Chat, when I go to London,
do y'all wanna see some IRL streams
before the match and during the match?
I kind of want to do this thing because apparently you can go in the locker room
I think with the cameras so I think we go in the locker room with the cameras
IRL stream the whole trip like last time we didn't because I didn't have a cameraman
But like what if we IRL stream everything the practice etc
Go into the locker room and then when the game starts should I just have outlaw put it on the screen?
And then maybe we can link their donation button so that people could donate
Wait like to the charity. I know I hate it
Like I put one on the screen like the game what my viewers can watch the game in my chat though
Oh, so that's like so like it's a little community event
So like my check and talk to each other and be like wow look at like I already see how it's gonna go though
I see how it's gonna go every time I go into the pitch everyone in the chat is gonna do the son emo
Just like anything I fucking do bro. It's just gonna be son
Son like it's just gonna be like every single thing. I'm already yeah, I actually already see it
I'm not even kidding I'm dead ass like I'm gonna do nothing besides just get on the pitch
They're gonna call my name and this chess is gonna like hate on me, bro
Like
No joke is a book
Literally a full cut
Dude, when I score, my celly is gonna take both my fucking underwear and my pants up and
swing my helicopter penis all around.
I'ma say this is for you!
Yeah, that'll be a life.
That'll be a good life.
Come on, bro. Good vibes, boys?
Promo.
Or maybe what if I score? What if I go? What if I'm like, I jump in the air instead
of suing it go...
Yeah, I mean, it's really good.
Dude, I'm getting like this strange feeling in my shoulder.
I think I'm actually...
I think...
I don't know what's going on.
I think I'm dying.
I thought my appendix was gonna burst three days ago.
You might have mattered, Eddie.
What has mattered, Eddie?
Wait, truck, did you just cut me off when I have the right away?
I'm gonna show you how to do that.
Fucking demo him.
That looks like it's a fennec moment.
Fennec?
Wait.
Dude, I'm f**king...
Chad, what burger is actually the best burger?
More than one burger?
Dude, it's like 10 burgers.
Oh my god, wait, I think it's really doing the Arch Burger.
No, we're doing 10 different burgers.
Are you blindfolded?
Yes.
Actually?
Yes.
Oh my god, is that even going to be fire?
Yeah, we're going to blindfold, and we're going to each take a bite, one bite,
Everyone knows the rule is one fucking bite one bite bro one bite one bite only bro
Okay, I'm gonna die right now. I'm not going to eat one. I'm not gonna eat two bites
Okay mark my words right now at the end of this stream. You're going to see
If you're gonna see me look the same, but I'm not gonna gain weight nothing. I simple
Would blow it
Okay, be honest
I'll be honest with you, when we were in New York,
listen, when we were in New York,
I don't know what you're gonna say here,
because I haven't even been this.
I'm just being honest, when we were in New York,
the first day we got there, when you were chilling,
like when I went outside for five minutes,
when you were chilling, there was a homeless dude
saying that if I gave him a head,
he would give me the iPhone 17 Pro Max,
It's the orange one, okay?
I just want to say, because I feel like now's the time to say it, I never did it, okay?
I just want to say that I never would do that, that's weird, and he, because he also said he was going to leak it, if I did do it.
If I didn't do it, no. That's what I'm going to be honest with you. No.
We didn't do it, bro.
That's Jada, I'm not even trying to be funny! That's actually Jada walking!
I swear to God it was, on my life!
Can I demo him?
Man this is rough out here bro, everyone's like, what's going on here bro?
These kids outside about to say how many lights?
Yeah they're probably waiting bro.
You know what I'm saying? Pick them up.
Do your job.
Many turd tower, many, many turd, oh my god, oh my god, they're about to come.
See that?
What's he waiting for?
Uh...
Alright.
Alright chat, we're here and...
Fuckville.
Oh wow, nice range rollercoaster.
Hey!
Welcome to the life, boys.
Boys?
Robert?
You could probably just...
...pull through here.
That's probably your best bet.
Mini-ta-ta, mini-mini-ta-ta, mini-ta-ta.
Just hook a hard left and park in front of Archie.
OK.
Chat, we're here.
I don't know.
Oh, hello.
These are just our neighbors.
I could just park right in front of them?
Yeah, just park in front of Archie.
Just watch out for their dogs.
Should I hit it?
Should I get us in it?
Yeah, I'm in the little school.
Hi.
I'm 19 and people here are like one-of-one.
Like, I don't know.
Like, I don't know what they do.
I don't know anything.
You're weird.
Don't record that.
I'm not.
They're going to steal my car.
I'm telling you, bro, they're going to leave you on bricks.
Are you good at this?
No, they shouldn't.
And there's anything else that's to us.
Don't want to have a plan right when we get out.
I'm just going to yell at them.
Don't piss them off.
Are you sure I shouldn't piss them off?
That could be fun.
You could really break into our camp.
Well, the door's always open.
Not with your coat locks.
Your coat's our once great six.
OK.
Nice meeting you guys
It's a good thing those have the new cameras installed
No dumb fuck you can Google this house. Oh, wow look at this fucking
Look how pretty this is, man. Wow, this is nice.
The front door is wide open, not about shut up.
The front door is wide.
What do you want to go in here?
Well, yeah.
Well, Marky's room's in the other one.
Well, let's just see what's in here first.
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
It seems like you get dirtier every time I come here.
Yeah, looky.
Welcome to the Good Life voice.
All right.
This is Lazy's area.
Welcome to the good life voice.
Alright, this is Lazy's area.
Yeah, usually throw a trash when I get home, that was dinner last night.
You did it, what did you eat for dinner?
Low beef bowl and then a little assaggy bowl.
Oh, that's not bad.
It's not bad, right?
Maybe I can get out of here.
It's not much in here.
Fuck it. Jesus.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah, I'm off work.
Oh, this one was a long time ago.
Hello?
This is where you two little dicey.
Hey!
What the fuck?
What are you cooking?
Eggs.
Wait, there are fucking geckos here.
Yeah.
So you replaced the fucking answer with the gecko?
I mean, the geckos are up here.
We just moved it because we need more to get this face.
Where are they?
Uh, one of them's in here.
Oh, I see it.
They're both in there now.
They're both in there.
I've got all the work in here.
Worms? Worms?
For the food.
Okay, wait. Your floor is kind of really stained.
Yeah, we're in the process of cleaning up everything in here.
Wait, when does the process start?
Oh, um...
Oh, my God!
Oh, my...
No, can we get a close-up, please?
There is a white claw, a broken glass.
I don't know what that is.
What, is this your set up?
No, toast.
Oh, this is really depressing.
Wow, this is like not a lot of room for him.
Yeah.
Welcome to the good life.
Yeah.
Nice.
It's not bad, bro.
It's not bad at all.
Like honestly, right?
It's not bad.
I swear to God, people were all like, why didn't Ron come?
Who said that, who said that?
Well, I had at least minimum eight people, I swear.
It was a nine people.
It was real, bro, they're all like,
bro, where's Ron?
Like, why didn't he come?
And I was like, bro, he'll come next time.
I want to go to the throwing thing,
if you want to go again.
Nobody wants to see you.
Let's make it happen.
You know what?
Like, if we go, we got to go, like, skin.
We got hazmat.
No!
We go skin, bro!
It's going to throw up.
I will, I will, I will, I will.
But, bro, how do we do it with the backpack?
So do we just like put it in the trash bag?
Like, what do we do with the camera?
They're gonna have to smear poo, oh my god.
It's an $8,000 handbrake.
You got to sacrifice it before they click.
Bro, that's going generational.
That will go so crazy, bro.
Dude, oh.
And they're gonna like, like, they smeared on you.
They go, oh no, I'm not, it's okay.
Yeah, the kids will go to you and just rub it on your face.
That's a little bit of them for the festival.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's good.
You're writing the festival, they smeared it on you?
No, no, no, I was with a colored one.
But in India, they worship cows.
Cows are very sacred.
So it's like, god or something.
Yeah, yeah, right?
Yeah, that's right.
No, they don't eat any cow meat, they don't eat any cow meat at all.
Okay.
Yeah, so like they grab the poop and like they like they were like saying.
So let's do that.
When we go, it's a smear of poop on each other.
Let's do it brother.
Yeah, yeah.
Do you have the burgers?
Yeah, I got the burgers.
There's only a couple more on the way, but I got like eight of them.
Oh my God, wait, do you have his ingest?
Oh yeah, yeah, pull it up and then yeah, I got your check there too so they're
running.
Oh, is that a mighty check?
Mm-hmm.
Hey, let's go.
Wait, why did you do that?
Look at me, look at me, look at me,
why are you always like this?
All right.
Wait, dude, no chair?
No, I didn't do the chair, bro.
This one's a little dirty, but it's okay.
Are you fucking dead ass?
No, it gets the job done, bro.
Is this fucking dead ass?
Jack, can y'all see me?
You want a body armor, a Diet Coke or what?
I'll take a Diet Coke.
I
Love take your text now, bro
Wow, no, I'm not gonna lie. How do you live in a place like this, but I feel like it keeps us humble, bro
Oh, like, bro, it's like, bro, yeah, bro,
legs live up to, bro, like, lady, like,
it's like, you get used to that.
Can I ask, though, you know it's normal,
but you guys don't ever get scared
that people have your address?
Yeah, it looks like that.
Like, the way I found out how to get here today
is I asked my chat, where's the OSDS house,
and they sent it.
Like, they just started spamming it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I just wanna go to my stuff.
Oh, my God, they didn't ask me.
Yeah.
Wait, I wanted to see the other burgers are here.
Oh, yeah, let me text.
But yeah, they spammed the chat.
What was this call?
Wait, you didn't know the door code though, right?
No, they spammed the door code.
No.
Oh, I was going to say, brother,
if you knew the door code, it's over, bro.
Wait, did you live on the door code?
Okay, now it's not the real code.
Okay, I was going to say, raise your hand.
No, because I don't know.
I'm going to beat the future.
But the door, but I will be honest with you.
Oh, six, eight, three, gentry assholes.
Yeah!
But they knew our last door code though, brother.
They don't need to know the door codes
because you guys left both doors open.
They're open.
Yeah, both the doors were unlocked, bro.
like doors were wide open.
Okay, we got security, bro.
Bro, we do actually have security.
Security.
Oops, I eat.
Can we walk past them?
Yeah, bro.
Dude, our security's so low,
you don't see them, but they see you.
That's how they move.
We have armor.
Bro, we didn't have armor, bro.
We actually have guns.
Is he here right now?
Yeah, he's here.
We can pull up on him later
and he can show you.
He got some new toys, bro.
Yeah, so.
No, I got me a little something too.
I see it. Yeah, I don't see it. Can I put my hands on it? Yeah, no, yeah. As long as you have your license. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's fully legal. Yeah, fully legal.
I'm just trying to go home myself. Hold on. Where's mine? Um, mine's missing. Uh, Keck Walk. No! Where am I supposed to go? What? Wait, what?
I don't know
I don't know
No, yeah, let's just go away
No, no, no, no, no
That's not good
That's not good
Where is your gun, bro?
My gun is actually missing
Wait, what?
What's wrong, bro?
What's up, fucking fuck it!
Where is it?
I don't want to alarm you, buddy
What happened?
What the fuck is this?
What the fuck?
Okay, what is this?
What is this?
Who said this? A fan of Tel Aviv?
No, I did not. What is this?
Dordes delivery for Barkey Jay.
No, that doesn't say that.
Yeah, it does.
Barkey Jay from Tel Aviv.
Bro, it's a fucking hamburger.
I've never heard of Tel Aviv hamburgers.
I'm gonna leave that to them.
Stop. That's insane.
Why, fuck, is that what we're doing?
No, no, no.
Is that, say, Arby's?
Yes, we got Arby's.
Chat, wait, we're gonna need someone in the room,
no, no, no, no.
No, yeah, no, yeah, oh, my brother's on the way.
He's like five minutes away, yeah, yeah.
How is this gonna work?
Chat, I don't know if you see it.
Drop a meme, show a hands if you've seen it.
Did you see the McDonald's CEO?
When did we eat that?
He took a bite out of the new,
I guess it's new meat that they're using.
Yeah.
They're trying to use like,
I didn't see anything interesting.
They're trying to use a new meat. I'm excited.
They're trying to use like new meat for humans.
Not like-
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
No, does anyone know what I'm talking about?
New meat for humans?
Anyone know what I'm talking about?
It's like, they're trying to make new meats.
It's called the big arch.
Yeah, yeah.
They're trying to make 3D printed meat.
I swear that.
Right? Is that right, Chad?
It's 3D printed, or like lab grown.
Like something that's lab grown.
3D printed meat?
It's like something like lab grown meat or whatever.
And-
Yo.
It's something like that, bro.
No?
Yeah, lab grown.
Slap the brain, whatever, take talk brain, fuck you.
Fuck you, listen, write more of the story.
Yes.
The guy tried a bite at the new McDonald's burger
and he was like, watch out, he didn't even eat it, right?
Did he like it?
No, he spit it out.
And he's the McDonald's CEO.
Yeah, he's the CEO, so.
What the fuck?
Today, we're going to blindfold each other
and basically someone, I guess we'll use the
tele-feed burger as an example.
Yeah, bro, let's try the tele-feed burger.
Someone will bring it in like this,
they'll go like, your brother will go,
take it out.
and then we both take a bite and we rate it.
Okay, let's do it, let's do it.
I'm down, bro.
Did you eat today?
You did, of course you did.
I did.
I did, I'll be honest, I did eat,
but I told my chat, one bite, that's it.
No more than one bite.
Only one bite?
One bite.
Okay, all right, Zulu, you got one bite.
Where you at, bro?
Jay down.
Oh, I saw him walking on the street.
Jay was walking alone on the street?
Yes.
Yeah, you say he'd be getting around and shit.
Oh, bro, we got a motorcycle.
You wanna try to ride our motorcycle?
Oh my God, I'm down to do it.
Oh, okay, hold on, hold on.
Wait, yo, wait up, Jada, bro,
you got some of the burgers.
No, we can't, no we can't.
Wow, no we can't.
Okay, but okay, wait, Jada,
but can you charge the motorcycle?
Because there are charging, they're charging the hallway.
Yeah, I saw it.
No, no, no, no, no, the electric one,
but we have like a real one.
Oh, fuck no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Right the real one!
Bro, what's gonna happen
if I ride the motorcycle and I crash?
Bro, just don't crash, find that, come on, don't crash.
Wait, didn't you learn how to use a mic with?
Ooh.
Yes, bro, I did, I did, I did.
Redacted.
It's not redacted.
I saw, it is redacted after I saw your messages
with her on Discord.
You talking to yourself.
Yeah, yeah, it is redacted.
You're redacted.
It is redacted.
But look, no, yeah, bro, I'm trained on how
to learn how to ride a motorcycle.
I can help you, bro.
Like bro, we can get you on that bike down after this. I'm down
Yeah, no, yeah, but we're gonna find our medicine and he's here. Okay chat. What is the best burger?
I'm gonna be honest with you. I see shake shak here
I think shake shak is the best burger and I'll know I'll know by the taste. I'm not gonna lie easily
Okay, my favorite gotta be
Okay.
Would you actually order that?
I swear to God, I was gonna.
So, I didn't really have to tell the beef burgers.
Bro, that should might be good though.
We have to say it's good,
or else they're gonna take us out.
What?
No, that is very true.
No, the Shake Shack.
Shake Shack is top three.
Shake Shack is not top,
Shake Shack is number one.
Five guys is top three.
You forget In-N-Out?
No, it's on the way.
That's pretty hard to get in person.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You understand that?
In-N-Out, In-N-Out,
Shake Shack or on God the greatest burgers ever, but you know, it's crazy like fast food nowadays doesn't hit for me
I'm not just saying that because I started to lose weight. You're getting rich, bro
You only eat air one and fucking the finest of the finest, but you gotta get that
Okay, what's your diet right now? I only eat 2,000 calories a day
180 how many grams check 150 grams of protein a day only water
It's going to be only water.
It's going to be only water.
Joe, do you get it?
I don't get it.
Oh, I saw you walking on the road, I think.
Oh, hey.
Yeah, I didn't pick you up.
Oh, we did it.
We're really walking to it.
Oh, you should have.
I didn't need to walk.
I thought you could have some burgers later.
No, I got some.
You want to tell the me burger?
Okay, I'm gonna take you to college. Yeah, yeah
You could do a stream like I like going to places like people don't want to go
What do you mean?
I'm gonna go to Somalia what you said
They might say that's like a royal treasure. Yeah, no you said his uncle is the prime minister. What? Yeah
So they left, they left it here?
Yeah.
What is the, they really, no, oh my God, they're actually asking, okay, no troll, like obviously
it's a troll, I see your chat saying, how many views did you get off Notie if you spawned
this room in like, it'll go viral.
It'll go viral, everyone's watching that, I swear to God.
I'm not even gonna say it, you don't know what I'm talking about.
It'll go viral, bro.
Dude.
No, I almost had a layover over there.
But then they changed it because of everything that was going on.
But I did have a layover, but then my layover got changed.
Because I was in India, it was like on the way.
We could go to St. James, or something.
Well, where's that?
You don't mind.
Dude, I've seen Ash went to St. James, bro, and then he...
But you can drive there on a jet ski from Miami.
It's only like 30 minutes.
From Miami?
I swear to God, you could go...
Is he lying?
I'm gonna go on a jet ski to same game in 30 minutes
on a jet ski.
From Miami.
Yeah, right, Chad?
There's no from Miami?
Wait, or where?
Or some ship, bro?
Not from Miami?
Or where is it?
No, but like, people with jet ski there, though.
I swear to God.
Virgin Island, what is that?
Oh, oh, from Virgin Island?
Norway?
Oh yeah, he's from Virgin Island,
but you can jet ski there.
It's the whole opposite.
Okay, my bad, I didn't know.
But yeah, yeah, you can jet ski.
We could go there, so we could.
The only problem with that is I feel like for a stream they would like E&PS and murder us
They would like well we're alive, but I'm gonna kill us live for the E&PS. Oh, and then they kill us. Yes. Oh
What is that?
No, this is not a fucking burger, bro. No, no, no, no, no
You just said enough
They send us the little fucking gummy burgers, but we got to try it too, bro
We've got to try gummy burger.
That's that new meat.
That's that new 3D meat.
OK, yeah, sure.
How many burgers do we have this week?
One is a Tel Aviv burger.
Tel Aviv burger.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
And I think we're winning on two more.
Two more?
Yeah.
So we have 10 burgers total.
So should we just start with these now,
and then the other ones will come in as we go?
I mean, I'm not going to do whatever.
Can we have blindfolds, and can we have your brother?
We can ask Nob.
No, I said we could do it too.
OK.
Oh, no, we have nine burgers.
There's one there too.
So we have 11 burgers total?
Yeah, 11 burger totals, that's enough.
Okay, all right.
Here, do you have a blindfold?
What the fuck?
No, this is freaky.
Why did you have this?
Why do you have this in your closet, bro?
Bro, because I do challenges where you have to be blind.
No, bro, why do you have a fucking blindfold
in your closet, bro?
I do challenges where you have to be blindfolded, bro.
Okay.
My soul, this has like a perfume smell on it.
No, it doesn't.
No, it doesn't.
He's lying, he's lying, he's lying.
Is it not?
There's something like this.
It does smell like a little something.
No, but I sort of got it.
for a challenge yo Vinnie they're gonna find this damn bro your child loves you
five years that's love bro hey that's love man hey how many uh let me check
mine real quick check mine okay we got nothing coming in okay oh you got
another five another five from flea burns thank you okay that's love okay are
are you fucking
oh my god large by now with the fight
thank you TV thank you so much for five
bro yeah I'm not to use this cuz I
don't have another I patch thank you
for five bro what ever they were a
fight my buddy thank you man let's go
No, let's go.
Can you see through that?
No, no, no, it's covered.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Why don't you just, oh wait, I'm on it, I'm on it.
Yeah, so I can see like this.
All right, chat, chat, how do we look at blindfolds?
Is this good?
Wait, this is like some bullshit.
It's not bullshit, that's a real blindfold.
There we go, there we go.
But you have it upside down.
No, I don't.
It's like, oh, you had another five.
Oh, thank you for the five gift day!
Okay.
Wait, am I even kidding?
Do guys like putting blindfolds on to get like,
jerk off?
No, it's a thing like, you know,
When you go blind your smell enhances and also your touch so like when you cover your eyes and you beat your meat
It feels better. I swear to God. I really want to try that. You should try it one day like chat anyone. I've done it before
Like I like I'll be honest with you. I like I like
I like getting jerked off from behind and like covering my mouth when it's having a bad boy
Okay, but why do you cover your mouth? Okay? I'm like I'm like stop. Oh my and she's like
Okay, so now basically what you have to do is you pick out any random burger
And then tell us what it is to give us a burger and the basically me and wrong are gonna taste it
And we're gonna give it a review and then we got more burger on the way and we got a television burger
Yeah, I don't know. I would someone ship this a television burger. Yeah, so we're gonna try using give it to us
And then we eat and then also my brother's pulling up and then he'll be like five minutes or some shit
And then he got the rest of the burgers so like yeah, we go one by one outlaw
I don't know yo outlaw make sure you put it on the screen ranking the burgers get do your job or you're fired
Okay, bro, who's your favorite employee?
Favorite yeah
Probably
He's made to have a monster say you swear I swear
Did they, did they take him to the, he's gone.
Will he ever be free?
I don't know, I gotta make enough money for free
and I'm not only gonna buy him out, actually.
Probably.
You're gonna go so cool, bro.
I love that stuff.
You ever go to a bank?
Yeah, oh yeah, yeah, bro.
I'm all like, that'd be beautiful.
When you buy him back.
Why do you say it like that?
You said that!
Yeah, I'm saying like, best is a slave.
No, he's not a slave, bro.
He's not a slave, bro.
All right, you ready?
Yeah.
Oh, you're removing the mic.
Is that your whiteboard, you mean cut?
Yeah, I'm just, I couldn't find another mic.
Jess, I know you got to do shit that you don't want to do, bro, you know?
Mm-hmm.
Okay, you can't see?
Hold on, hold on, not yet.
Hold on, I'll switch the camera real quick.
You can't see?
I feel like I'm looking at Nas.
Okay, there he is.
Good angle.
All right, Nas, make sure you got a little phone there, you know?
Yes, bro, we are ready.
Okay, how do you start to talk today, right?
Yo, yo, yo, what's up, Twitch Nation?
Everyone say what's up in the chat right now.
Well, if you're watching on YouTube Nation,
put a comment below Sam here from the YouTubes.
Today we'll be trying like 11 burgers.
Yes. 12 burgers.
Yes.
It went viral that the McDonald's CEO doesn't eat burgers,
so we'll be blindfolded in ranking the burgers.
Shall we?
Let's get into it, man.
First burger, let's go.
Wait, so is it two or is it just one
and we both take a bite?
Oh, he might've got one,
so we might need to take a double bite.
Very good.
A double bite inside, bro.
So let's go.
Okay, I say we put the burger
on the table and then yeah we started off with a sniff test I like
sniff test yes all right now I put the burger in the middle please okay first
burger not you can choose whatever you don't tell me pay yeah thank you bro the
other burger yeah yeah I move it to the other side yeah yeah yeah yeah all right
we can't we can't see the W's in the chat so refrain from them
Let's throw up in this burger right here. Let's throw up in this one.
Oh, it's two in here. It's two in here.
Okay, okay, okay. Put it both. Can you put it both in here?
Oh, two perfect.
Okay, okay.
Okay.
Oh my God.
Is that me?
This is heavy!
There!
Stop!
Oh, look at me!
Don't touch me.
Put your hands out, you fuck!
Okay.
Okay.
Why are you going to put your...
Come on, put your hands up.
Damn!
No, that's a brick.
What the fuck?
Okay. Let's do some smells.
It's obviously wrapped.
Okay.
It's wrapping metal oh wait this feels oh my god
It's talking
Oh, no, no, this one was sloppy Joe. Oh my god. No, no, is it sloppy Joe?
Okay, wait, what are the options here? I don't even
Wait, so how do we do this? We take a bite then once we do we say what it is like out of 10
And then they tell us what it is
Yeah, I think that's good. I think it's good. We just we have any burgers we have total
Why I didn't have 11. Okay. Let's just not even say the name whatever the air outlaw whoever knows just say the name
Listen, let's just fucking rank it out of 11 break out 11. Okay. Let's go. She take a bite. Uh-huh. Oh
My god, what's that veggies?
Oh my god. No, no, no, wait that's a terrible. I spit it out. No, I spit it on the table
Stop sorry nasty what the fuck is this wait? Hold on. Did you look no? Oh?
Oh, oh, yeah dragon. It's a name bag. What burgers days?
Get in there, okay. Oh, I know this. I know this. I think it's burger. Are you sure? No, it's Arby's
Well, first of all, there's no way you just made me eat Arby's
That's number one.
Number two.
Number two, why do you fuck do you know what Arby's burgers taste like?
Arby's is good.
Arby's is serious?
This is Arby's?
Hold on, let me take another bite.
It's a double burger taste.
You can eat the burger regularly.
Don't eat too much.
I'm eating too much.
Okay, I'm out of line.
You wanna go first or you go first?
burger is like sloppy joe bro so I'm thinking it's like some like
pastrami type of deal like maybe Arby's but I'm gonna give this like a five if
I'm being honest yeah I don't know what it is I took a bite and it just tastes
like wet like I don't know how to describe it you know this tastes so
and this is the Tel Aviv burger and you give it a five yeah yeah I'm you're
ranking it five on the list five out of eleven okay no okay okay one is the
best right yeah one of the best okay so this is like I'll give it number eight I
would say it's number eight I would say this burger easily for me is if there's
11 burgers I'm is there 11 right yeah 11 I would say this is number fucking 10
get this fucking this is 10 that is disgusting I'm not even kidding Arby's
needs to who fucking goes to Arby I do this the television burger this is the
Best burger
Yeah
No, you
Yes, I'm gonna be out of the way do you actually go to our visa you said you
Never been to our visa. I don't know who goes to our visa
Oh
This is wet
Yeah, it's in the thing okay, so we're taking out the thing
This is hard
That was slightly on my fucking arm. Oh
What is this burger I opened the burger and it fell apart instantly
I feel like I'm comfortable activate your senses, bro
Oh my god, this is my first bite ready
My bad my bad my bad my bad my bad my bad my bad. I'm sorry
This is bread
Wait
Oh my god where's the burger? Oh, I know this I know this burger
Ew this is disgusting
I know this I know this. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god
This is disgusting you like this this is not having less no it's not it tastes like a fucking brick
I took all the veggies my burger fall apart, so I
Rehears you want something mine? No?
Okay, but what do you rate this one? I was 11 fuck that burger that's a let me fuck that burger
That better not a bit like a shake shaker. Wait. No someone's calling me. It might be my brother. Who is it?
burger ever I don't even want to know what brand that is but they should be
out of business I give this one this one's nine this was nine
nine yeah yeah yeah yeah next burger okay I don't like so stimulating though
I get uncomfortable bro I'm like easily taking advantage of what do you mean I
I was younger, my dad used to do it.
Oh, you're a lesson at the video board?
Sorry.
Nodulous.
Aw.
What was it?
They're burger.
OK, they're burger.
Again, it's in like a fucking.
Bro, these are fucking heavy, bro.
People eat these shit?
Why did they eat them in the middle?
I'm not kidding.
You know this?
No.
Something is like really wet.
What?
It's so wet.
Huh?
My god, it's like a soggy burger.
Oh, look.
Look at this one looking smells.
What is it?
It looks like that.
This one?
It smells kind of good.
I don't like the smell. Wendy's. Wendy's? What are you doing? I'm getting out the veggies.
How do you know where the veggies are? Come on. Is this Wendy's? This is my game right here.
Don't tell me, I'm gonna eat the burger, come on, this shit.
Why are you smacking?
No joke?
No joke, it's really bad for you.
Wendy's is low key, super good.
You know what I used to get?
I hate this burger, I'm alive, I actually hate this one.
Really, you know what I used to get at Wendy's?
Bro, does anyone remember?
The nuggets.
The fire nuggets.
Those are fucking amazing.
Does anyone know what I'm talking about?
Those are amazing.
Ghost pepper chili sauce, dude?
You know what I'm talking about?
No, I didn't try the ghost pepper.
No, but I love the fire nuggets.
They were just for sale.
Bro, I used to get those,
and I would shit all in my fucking bathroom,
like diarrhea everywhere.
Bro, I actually hate this burger.
This is 10.
I would say that's like a seven, low key.
We got the same burger or not?
This.
I would say it's like a seven.
Now, this one's not good.
So, so far I have seven, 11, and what, 10?
Yeah.
Seven, 11, 10.
I bet, I bet.
That's not a bad burger, bro.
I would be honest with you, if I'm wrong,
I don't know, but that does taste a lot like Wendy's.
tell me that yeah I do think it's Wendy's they use this weird shit on it
they use this weird shit on it next burger
bro now that I realize it like bro fast food burgers are actually disgusting
you're gonna be careful don't kiss me
What?
Oh, hold on.
There's better packages.
Really?
Woo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo!
Whoa!
What happened?
Whoa!
Oh.
I know this right here.
Wait a minute!
I know this right here.
Come on.
I'm a slob.
Oh my god.
It's fucking...
Hold on.
I'm gonna take this one.
Wait, what?
Where's my burger?
Wait, what are you taking from him?
It's my burger.
Your burger?
Yeah, I have it in my hand.
Okay, what is this?
What is this?
What the fuck is this in my head?
Is this meat?
Let me put it back here.
What is this?
What the fuck is this?
It's a burger.
Is this the fucking Chubbucket?
What is this?
Oh my god, what is this?
Oh my god, fuck this.
No, you know this actually
But generally smells fucked away
Sorry wait, oh my god, oh my soul. I'm not eating there
Oh my god, I'm not even kidding call me Al Ron for wasting food get this fucking can I see oh this is
What did I have 10 11? That is nine Ralph that is the work that is the that is
No, first of all, whoa
That is just oh my god actually are you eating it hold on my soul. You're eating it. It was good
Oh
This might be number five
Okay
I took a bite and it was just fucking sauce like a wet sauce
Well that was pretty good, but it smelled nasty, but don't knock it to you try it
Oh my god, bro, how does our table look right now?
Is that how it's done?
It was insane, bro.
Okay.
They already came to the next burger.
Did my brother make it?
We got the rest or no?
Yes, he's here.
Oh, fire.
Okay.
This is...
Next burger.
Oh!
Okay.
What are your hands, gang?
Me?
Fucking arky.
Bro, bro, that means I missed the pieces.
Bro, please stop.
Bro, dad, please stop.
Please stop.
Please stop.
Maybe you guys me a napkin too.
Ooh, wait. You like that?
Sort of up.
Okay, thank you.
Wait, no I don't.
You don't like it?
I don't know what I like. What's on this?
Okay.
Alright, hold on. I'm taking my bite.
Oh, you didn't take it yet?
Mm-hmm.
You don't want it?
What's that bad?
Ew, oh my gosh.
Is it on me?
Oh, I don't like that. I don't like that. I don't like that. Wait, what? I don't like that right there, bro
Wait, that was bad. That was like
No, I can't that's where it's my stomach
That was like honestly
Well, hold on. Hold on second bite was a little better. I say I'm gonna say that's like that's like a six
It's like a six. Yo chat nods will look at the chat if we end up remarking something
Can you tell us oh yeah, let us know like I might say six again like I didn't realize
Can you let me know at the I'm gonna give that one a seven. I don't know if I've done seven already though
That was a six for me. It was like I like the cheese
This one's big good. Yeah, that's not bad
It caught me off guard cuz I did my tape. Oh my god. I'm sorry, bro. You put my fucking face
fuck
Being blindfolded is actually scary, you know
Would you rather be deaf or would you rather be blind?
I'll be deaf
Because bro, seeing like where I at least I could watch a show and read the captions, you know what I mean?
My blind is kind of tough, bro
And then like bro, someone could just like, jerk me off and shit, like bro, how am I going to have sex?
Alright, nice burger
What the fuck was this presentation?
oh okay smells a little funky but it feels like a crab patty it does look
like a crab patty I swear this feels like a crabby patty bro okay what is this
I've never this has to be burn okay but wait sorry sorry it's cuz it was a
lettuce it's only less I'm allergic to chlorophyll I just dropped it oh my
I'm sorry you fucking bitch my bad. I can't like it. I'm blind
Well, I'm blind
This is tell me burger
Wait, it tastes like it's like out of this country
Like it doesn't taste like American burger
Oh my god. No, this is
I don't know you can call me L for wasting food. This isn't even
bro, but this is this is this is fucking lab road meat. This is boy slob. This is like
what do I have left? I'm gonna eat this later bro. I'll stream. I swear to God.
11, 10, 9, I think I think I've said 8. Have I said 8? Chad have I said 8?
No, let me know. There's my drink. Well I think this is the tell me burger.
You say yeah you said 8. So then what do I have left?
this is terrible no I have to only have that I have left this 11 for me this 11
I'm like this work that is it was the burger it wasn't the burger I didn't
No, you were that close.
You just slapped his meter.
No, stop.
I'm going to put my balls in your mouth.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Okay, Nick Berger, Nick Berger, Nick Berger, let's go.
Woo!
You teleport?
Where the fuck were you?
Stop, stop, stop, stop.
Okay, there's something, there's a map here.
My bad, man, there's a map here.
Touching me, bro?
Okay, okay, okay.
Fucking hell, man.
Fuck!
Bro, I'm a fucking neat mountain on my desk right now,
bro.
Okay.
But that was 11.
Ooh.
Ooh.
I know this.
You know this?
I know this.
It's gotta be in and out. I can tell by the bottom.
Wait, no, it doesn't smell like in and out.
What? It doesn't smell like it.
Oh, it doesn't.
Or maybe my senses are fucked up.
Oh my God, in and out. It is.
Oh my God.
Ew.
I can't eat Goislaw. I take it out.
Oh my God, wait, help me.
Help me, help me, help me.
Damn, bro. You just eat it?
I got like this the burgers are different Archie got some trash my shit is trash. Hey, are you ill?
One bite you one bite at the burger. No one bite. Oh
Again, they got me with the fucking gore slob
We can I get this in now these burgers
After you know this
Oh, yeah, there's enough. It's enough. It's enough
I'm not kidding.
Number one.
Number fucking.
Number one.
Number two.
Number two.
We should have done it.
one burger ever unbiasedly I'm not hitting in and out if you're from Cali
drop a big in and out is so fucking good
literally it's actually not and you know it's cheap yeah I was gonna say this
isn't even an ad relative in and out is so cheap or what it is and it's like
I think it's natural, like it's pretty good meat.
Yeah, it is good meat.
It's like really good meat.
Dude, it's so fucking good.
Oh my god, this is like a...
Oh my fucking god, bro.
Do we have another one?
Hold on.
Ew!
You can take her fuck!
God, what?
What's next?
I couldn't let you burn it.
Yeah, that sounds good.
That shit is good.
Oh.
Holy shit.
All right, I'm ready.
I'm ready for your next burger.
Hell yeah.
I got hiccups.
Yeah, I was about to go with this one.
You taking breaks for a second?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I need a break, I need a break.
All right, we need a break.
So far, I think we're halfway.
Yeah, right, halfway?
How many have we ranked, chat?
Can I ask you a toast?
Oh man, my stomach.
Yeah, my stomach's hurt.
Yeah.
How many have we ranked?
How much, how much?
Oh, fuck.
Okay, so we're basically halfway.
So far, I'm gonna be honest with you, it's kind of nuts that none of these are the top five yet though besides
Bro, I think when you can't see them, it doesn't like, I don't know, they're not that good
Is that a real thing chat? When you can't see something, you can't taste it right?
Right, even the In-N-Out Burger, it was good, it was like, when I can see it, it tastes better, but it was still good
Bro, now that I think about it, how do blind people eat shit? Like, am I trying to be weird, but like,
Right, what if they're allergic?
That's what I'm saying, like, can't someone like put something in the burger and not tell them?
They got it, it's literally, like they put something in their drink and they just drink it, they're fucked.
What?
I must say, I will, I must say like, bro, real Cosby, bro.
What?
That's what he did, you know?
Did I have any blind viewers?
I mean, you might have blind viewers, I sort of don't.
Wait, if you're actually blind, bro, type 3.
Oh wait, fuck, it's 3.
All right, never mind, they might not be able to type 3.
Fuck, my bad.
No, I'll sign a community with them, with vibrations.
Yo!
They're blind, not deaf.
Oh shit, you're right.
you're right that's gonna be the next one okay here we are
who fuck this thing is that big damn this is a fucking cinder block this shit is a
bug oh wait this one's good it's not like a smoke oh a nice smoke burn oh
hold on this might be the best one wait a minute what the fuck this life this is
Like smoke
Hey, there's a lot
What am I grabbing nozz? What is this bro?
Arki Arki Arki Arki Arki Arki Arki this is not burger. What is this?
I don't know what kind of meat this is this is not why is my bun have a hoary?
It look like the nigga from the fucking McDonald's McChicken
This this is not this is not like it. It's not even bad, but this is what meat is this is this
Yo, you put this shit on me one more time. Okay, I'm gonna put this fucking table
Okay, I'm gonna throw this fucking table. It's good for my side is getting full bro
Noz noz, I don't know what that is that is not that is like that's human wait wait. What is me?
That is me. That's human wait. It's me. That's human me. What is that? What is that?
I don't know what that is. That is not gonna be it is to me
Careful, I'm gonna say sorry sorry
Wait, that is no. No, this is not normally me. That is not me. That's not burger. That's a quiet
Are we okay?
And why did my why did my butt have a hole? Yeah, what's up with this fucking burger?
Listen man, that one kind of
I can't even I can't even rank it because I'm out of ranks basically, but I guess I'm gonna give that a five
I think I have literally three two three four left right yeah, right? Yeah, this is my this is my for bucket
Fuck
Fuck it!
Y'all just got 30 no-senses, bro.
Oh, shit.
That burger was great, by the way.
That burger was great.
Here we go.
From my sister, thanks for your no-dad, bro.
I'm going to have to bubbleguts after this, bro.
Jesus Christ, bro.
I don't have baby wipes, too.
So, like, when I shit, my shit is dead.
You know I didn't use baby wipes until I was, like, 20 years old.
So what'd you used to do?
No, so when I used to go to school in high school,
or not even high school, middle school,
I would shit before school always,
I had like stomach problems in the morning if I ate anything and I'd shit before school and during the school day
Like I don't know if you could feel me like give me the vibrations like I would I would like move my butt cheeks like this left and right
Scratching my butt because it was so itchy. I think I had like worm. Oh my god. I do that too. Yeah
You ever had that one thing where like you take a shit and you don't wipe rascals good and like the shit hardens on your ass
Yes, yes, and then you pull on your back
Binkleberries.
And then when you pull it, it comes out of the mouth.
Yes, bro.
I should do that.
You know, yesterday, yesterday before stream, I was shitting because I thought my panic
was in reverse.
I almost threw up.
Bro, I was sitting on the toilet wrong that when I shit, it went on the seat and I didn't
know and it smeared against my cheeks.
I'm not kidding.
How do you shit on the seat, bro?
I didn't mean to.
I don't know.
I think it's when I stood up to get, like, I-
Oh, wait.
Are you a sitting-down wiper or are you standing-up wiper?
Both.
But when I start panicking my stomach hurts, I take a rag, I put it in hot water.
A rag?
I put it in hot water or cold water and I put it on my stomach to give me like a warm compress
Or on my neck to calm me down because I start freaking out because of my stomach hurts
You ever think like talkies and you're like
Ahhhh!
I remember them shits are crazy. Yeah, no, that's bad. Okay. I thought you were asking what a fucking towel
I'm gonna say.
I like that.
Okay.
What's next?
All right. How many more we got, Nas?
Huh?
3?
3?
3?
3?
3?
3?
3?
3?
3?
3?
3?
3?
3?
3?
3?
3?
3?
Yeah, that might be right.
Chad, is that right? So what do I have left? Two and three?
Wait, where do I put that?
I think I got it, bro.
What is this?
Oh, this is a heavy one.
Dude, it's so hard. I thought I would know by the package.
Yes, I know.
I didn't realize how many burgers are the same.
Yeah, and they also use tinfoil or whatever.
Really?
Well, this has a lot of seeds.
Sesame seeds? Okay.
Why is every burger so fucking
Every burger so fucking like ladies. No when you eat a burger blindfolded like it's just makes it like
I don't know. It's just like goi slough like a split in half. It's dead-ass boy. Oh, I came in split it. Oh my god
I guess what do you mean? You can't split it. What the fuck? What type of meat is it?
I told no dude. Is there like strings in my burger?
Well take a bite, bro
What happened it smells this is not so familiar
Wait, I think that's Burger King.
Yeah, I think this is Burger King.
Or Sonic.
We have Sonic here?
Oh, I think we do.
That's Burger King, because you know what?
It's so dry.
Oh my God.
Who was that?
Oh, there's Burger King.
Oh, God's Burger King.
Or Sonic?
Burger King has, you know, there's Burger King.
You sure?
Hell yeah.
I remember, I used to eat the $1 Burger King nuggets, bro.
Yeah, there's something wrong that people are ordering that.
I don't care if it's for everyone to have, like, afford it.
Bro, I was poor.
If you're eating $1 meat, you'd know it's something-
I ate that for a whole-
Bro, I'm confused.
Is there like a tampon in my shit?
What do you mean?
Bro, there's like strings.
I feel it.
You might have added a little sound.
Ew.
Are you gonna ask?
This burger, keep right here.
I'm gonna give this one.
I don't know what is in my burger.
I fucking can feel it.
Listen, bro, that was really bad, but I have to rank it.
I guess what?
Three?
Three.
There's only one left?
One left?
Is there one left?
I see the one next to our key nothing. I'm here. That may be the last one
Is it?
Okay, I'm gonna three two this burger key not bad bro. So I forcefully put this out of two. Yeah. Yeah, let me see it
Packaging packaging familiar
Does that have oh, I know this burger wait, I know this right here
Get ready for your favorite. You know this right here. This has to be shake shot. Yes
This is the best for fucking last night. I was here fucking cheese. Oh my god. Thank you very much. I will buy everyone those rules
Yeah, what bite
Yeah, you like that burger, but
Here's right here safe check wait
Okay, so check my good bad. They know no, I love you. I'm a flip them bro
But this is my number one, but I love to eat it and I was one of the patterns
Wait, so there's 12 burgers
That is my number two. I'm not gonna lie shake shack so the best fucking burgers ever on God
You gotta taste that.
Okay.
Enjoy it.
Mmm.
Damn!
Why you fucking get through the barrier so fast?
Oh, I mean it.
Mmm.
Mmm, very sweet.
Oh, this is hard to bite.
Goddamn, I'm fucking gonna need you to stop breaking it.
I'm just gonna spit it out.
I'm just gonna hurt my jaw.
Alright, she took the blindfold off.
She took the blindfold off.
Yeah.
Oh my god.
No.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, looks disgusting.
Oh my god.
Wait, this thing's disgusting.
We're fucking monsters.
Oh my god.
On me!
You're fucking dead!
Yeah!
He's not on you.
How do you have this messy, bro?
Bro, we look disgusting.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
This is happy.
I guess.
Why is there a burger on the fucking floor?
Bro.
Oh my god.
I'm not even kidding.
Wait, so what was my best burger was in and out?
What was my bottom burger?
Oh yeah, what was the bottom one?
What was my bottom?
Is that a no?
Well by your reaction, it was a television record.
Get out!
Bro!
That's what it says like human meat.
Oh my god.
I think I put an RB to the top.
Oh my god.
Does a television record say like human meat?
Wait, that was the one that I said
it says like human meat?
Yep.
Oh yeah, we're done.
We're done.
Oh my god, we're done.
You fucking G.G's voice, G.G's voice.
Hey Chad, W last stream, bro.
Actually last stream ever.
We're gonna go outside and it's gonna be over, bro.
That's where the phone went off
Or be my last one of real
Yo, does anyone in my
Yo, that's actual
No, I grabbed it and I was like what is this?
You ate it, bitch!
It's not even meat!
You liked it!
Bro, now that I'm looking at it, I'm having a regret, bro.
It's not even a burger! Where's the burger?
Like this, where's the burger?
Dude, no burger!
Dude, no burger!
Everyone in this chat eat a fucking meat ballon?
Is that like a real thing?
Like, do people actually eat that?
What the fuck?
That was actually terrible.
Bro, we're slobs.
What was your favorite burger?
Mine was In-N-Out.
In-N-Out was my favorite.
In-N-Out was my favorite.
This is number two, Shake Shack.
I
I said it was the
Arby's are telling you
Yeah
Oh, you know why is this even burger? Oh, it might not be burger. Yeah, so
Yeah
Oh
I'm sorry. I didn't know I didn't know it's kosher
Yeah, my was telling me even that our be hard reason is not eating meat
Who is keeping our bees in business? It's for strong. This is fucking roast beef. You know, we gotta do we got to do a meat mountain
How many meat now
like ten me now that we can't end till we finish it off both of them shit like
this big bro how do you know dude bro can I was gonna do it once and I said
fuck that huge bro okay yeah I'm gonna be honest with you the best burger to
me that was in an hour shake shack yeah bro I'm still eating the shake shake
over I said she's so what do you think the best burger I should check yeah
let's say she's you think so don't yeah check check is really good
Bro
Disgusting this actually looks are we slops you know, what is that?
Yo, yeah, what are these no look what burger is this?
No, no this one too this one has so much extreme onion. Oh, yeah
I didn't wash my hands. Damn, this is fucking a long ass rope.
Fucking hell. Oh, you know, Ron, I'm gonna get something to break though.
You got, I think Burger King. No. I think, what else do you get right, Jack?
Oh, he got Wendy's on print. He got Wendy's? Damn, you're good.
David, you can tell when, here's my post.
Chad, what do you think about the burger mukbang?
That W? Well, now we're gonna do a new challenge.
Yeah, it was pretty good a new child is a big munch on it brother the China keep on this food
And and look it's out there. No, you know, it's crazy. Can't stop when we did lost in LA
Bro, they check who remembers lost in LA. It was with you. Um,
Bro, that's a classic bro there bro
I'm not even kidding with McDonald's, and they just kept ordering you go order that they hate for
What was that
Oh
Wait, wait, what number was a big art?
It didn't like bullshit
That's that new me game
What that that new meat? No, like yeah, like the new McDonald's burger is made with different meats
Fry yeah, let's try
Yummy. I love this. Yummy dishes and trash. Yo
What's up, bro? No, I like this right here
Very good
It's meant to dip it. Yeah. Yeah, there's a different price because
All right motorcycle
Look at the motorcycle
Chat out to the fucking mukbang
W fucking mukbang
You know what I'm saying?
I got you a gift bro
What?
When I went to Thailand, they have like a sacred thing that like
You know what I'm saying?
It's not like they snit
No, no, no, it smells like salt
No, it's not, I'm sorry, it's not
Why is it signing?
Oh, come on, I had a little dirty
No, it's that's why it's not but it's supposed to be like good for you
Yeah, it's like healthy
They take that in Thailand to get big cocks
Is this elephant shit?
Elephant shit?
No, I'm not sure.
How are things elephant shit?
No, I don't know.
Oh, because in Thailand, they love elephants.
That's like one of the, like, sacred ants.
That's really good, bro.
Thank you for the gift, dude.
Mm-hmm.
No problem.
Alright, bro, let's go right down.
Motorcycle.
Okay, are you familiar with running a motorcycle?
No.
Fuck.
No, fuck.
Okay, now, you'll, shall we?
You'll be good.
Hell yeah.
Let's move.
Let's move.
This is actually disgusting.
I don't know why.
This is fucking boyish, bro.
No, it's about to smell in a little bit, bro.
It smells from coming down and coming into the big difference.
Oh yeah, but let me wash my hands too, right?
Chad, W is...
W... wait, bro, I'm gonna hop on the wrong edges, I don't...
Okay.
Bro, I'm gonna give my mic to him.
He's pretty clean, huh?
Um, yeah, that's cool.
What do you mean?
Well, I don't know, bro.
It's a little... you have the nicest room out of everyone though, yeah?
Yo, get that fucking shit out of there!
They're here to kill us.
There you are.
Here you go, GM.
Oh, no, you didn't know.
You can't have the keys?
No, he said you don't have the keys.
Oh, you don't have the keys to the motorcycle?
Or the what?
Or the electric one?
Here's now.
Because he'd be right in the middle.
Yeah, but the keys to the real one.
Oh, we shouldn't have...
Do you have ever...
Oh, should have, do you have it or is it?
Oh, oh, oh, that's lit.
That'll be a good one.
One second, Chad.
Yeah.
Big man is texting me.
Oh, hold on.
Wait, do I?
I mean, you got it.
Do I, uh, is it?
It might be in it.
But does he have the electric bike key or no?
It doesn't need to be.
Oh, it doesn't?
It doesn't.
Ready?
Yeah.
Chad, are we on an IRL?
Ted Keck walking for here.
Do you want a helmet or do you think you're good?
I bet.
What?
I'm making sure.
I don't need to fucking open it.
What do we have?
Motorcycle, what's that?
Okay, how safe is this?
Oh, you're really good.
Your stairs are...
Oh my god.
We got a pair to deposit that.
Oh yeah, you're not getting your deposit.
Yes we are.
Yes you are.
There is no deposit contract.
Oh yeah, we got a new pet now.
We have a little blizzard up.
I heard the hamster exploded.
Yeah.
That's just for real.
Say, are you a good man?
Yeah.
I didn't even see him over there.
Okay.
Say you got a little corner now.
I can see him over there.
Okay.
I'm just going to tell you guys a little corner now.
Sorry, who you watching?
Oh, is he streaming?
Yeah, he's streaming early.
Yeah, he's streaming early.
He's streaming early.
I didn't say he's playing a lot early today.
Okay, well, I'm streaming early.
Do you want me to release him right up my armory real quick?
Oh, yeah.
I'm going to be careful of something.
Right up my arm!
What the fuck?
Let me in with the guns!
How was this bike bent in that?
This laser is how does it this I guess the work wait right if I'm gonna come in
Hello
Redify
Isn't the bathroom. Oh, you're in the bathroom. He's gonna let us in
Yeah, he was a lot bigger. Did you like a shock on it if you like? Oh
No, they're like century turd when it goes. What oh my fucking die
I
Let's just stay like out of shape. We don't got to be in shape. I'm not out of shape
Come on bro
Well, we run you want to race in a mile, okay?
I've been acting like doing a mile stream again so my mile time
Who remembers it? Chad me and a doppelring a mile brother. It was like two years ago now
Well, I ran a mile and I think it was what 13 minutes something like that. Yeah, I'm trying to beat my mile time this year
Okay, bro. No, no, bro, like let's race like they we just like run a mile and then like and then I have
The drone camera at the mic since you so it looks like a hell of a fucking hell man. I was good
Why is there zipper on done?
He's being his shit
Come on
Damn, it's the Chunky Chunky Horde now
We're gonna be the first order we're all like we're all big like we all be be big yeah, right got pretty bad
That's fine.
No, it's because I've been doing too many of these challenges.
And I was wondering if you would be down a rung one.
I'm doing one where you do that.
What is it?
It's the eight buzz ball, eight in and out burgers.
It's because the buzz ball challenge is out here.
He gets the eights.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
The four cup water, four burrito challenge?
What is that?
Four cup water.
The eight soju, eight buckets of jollybee fried chicken
challenge?
What is that?
I don't know the challenge of this.
Soju is like the Asian alcohol.
And then jollybee is like spaghetti meat.
But it's pretty good.
Is this like, yeah, it's been having a toll on me.
Come on, man.
Would you be, come on, we got the same bill!
I got it, good.
We have the same bill!
We got the same bill.
No, we can all have a six pack under this.
Everyone get a bucket of things back under it.
Yo, red or five, bro, come on!
Where are we going?
Yo, red or five.
It's on its guns.
Oh, it should be.
We won't test it as a portrait.
Oh, you can test my gun.
Yeah.
When a Renefi wrote you busy.
Renefi, who the fuck is in there?
Renefi, Renefi Renefi who the fuck is in there?
Yeah, we're at the motorcycles. Oh, yeah, right it's right here
Let's grab it
Why does everyone keep saying it's gonna be on bricks?
It's actually bright it's fucked up
Wait, here you go. This is electric. Yeah, bro. This is a starter one
You understand if you can write this one and then we'll throw you on the other one
But this one looks like 25 miles. Wait, what? Yeah
Yo, this house is in the best.
Just don't crash it.
I'm gonna get past this car.
Oh, we can pull up on the-
Ooh.
Hold on, okay.
It's just Yugi's car.
I mean, who cares?
Is that what you said?
Yugi's rich, though.
Yeah.
Good shit.
Yeah, you can put it down.
We made it.
Perfect.
Nice.
Alright, everyone.
I'm sure you don't need the address.
Yeah, we don't need the address.
Yeah, we don't need the address.
Okay, so I explained to the others first.
So basically-
I always wanted a quad ATV. You know those are oh my those are so sick
I always wanted to get one. Oh, yeah, I'm rich now
I should raise fucking you and I never thought of that right around that man
Can you can you get banned from the street? You need a license? I don't know the street legal. Yeah, I don't know the street
No, I'm so fired up. I bet okay, so basically this very simple you hit this and this is acceleration
This break doesn't work. Oh, no, no this break doesn't work. Okay, but this one works. Okay. Give me a test drive
Oh
Like something's better than you hop on the hop on the beast, okay?
I mean every has a little kick when you first go okay, and so stop. Oh my fuck you hit this
Wait wait wait that was not a kick. That's just stop you hit this. Okay. This break doesn't work. It does come
See there you go
Ron you're into the car
He looks so funny on the fucking bike.
What's your bike?
Oh my god.
No!
One of them don't work as he's the one that works.
You think you can ride a real motorcycle?
I'm scared.
Yeah, I don't think he should. He might get fucked up.
Oh my god, he did.
Hey drift drift
Come on you have to use the other one or you can use your feet use your feet
No, I'm all right dishes good bro, this is one of the best purchases
I guess you're around wait. This is fucking fire. Okay. We should try to jump the pool with this
You need to jump it bro, I'm down. I'll bring it
Hell yeah, let's jump. So shoot the ring. Wait, where's the real motorcycle? It's in the back over here. Let me grab
All right, I'll be back by two minutes. Yeah, I'm gonna try real are we sirs
That's actual co-worker music.
Yeah, that's some such shit right there.
Turn on that new dax.
This is in jack dax.
Dax?
Burger music?
Keck walk, chat.
Keck fucking walk.
It's actually fucking beautiful out boys.
Not bad at all.
It's actually fucking beautiful out chat tonight me and Jason are gonna practice football now finally off stream
What time are you doing that?
No
We're back to Etsy. It's been a banger done so far today. That's it. Hey boys brothers banger stream so far. Whoa
Oh
On God is a real bike
Dude I fell
My first day I ain't fucking shit. I was dying bro. I swear
Okay
Fuck no, yeah, there's basically 250 pounds
Yeah, I am saying kickstands up
Okay, but you have to gear shift
You know the gear shift. Can I just be put? I can just drive it in first no?
Yeah, I'm not gonna go fast. Yeah, okay. So basically
Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, we should probably get in the middle first. Oh, yeah get in the middle
So we don't write all my balls hurt. Yeah
Yeah, what type of bike is this for all the bikers
Dude, I got this one. Well, I got scams for this bike
I gotta listen with a Honda, but it was from team. We're saying it's 500 cc. So take it easy
Wait, what?
Take a game. 500 horse power?
No, CC is like, bro, that's speed, right?
For a construction criticism.
500 people are contrasting features, though, that thingy?
Yeah.
Wait, what should I not hold?
Okay, oh, so look. The right side is for breaking.
This?
Nope, left side is for breaking. I forgot.
So if you want to...
No, right side is for breaking. I forgot.
What what what? I'm trying to remember. Okay, wait hold this does it break it and then move
Like walk is the bike stuck
Okay, no, this is breaking so the brakes are on here this thing left his clutch
Wait, let's just clutch. Okay. Yes. The break is here and break is on your foot. So you have double breaks
Okay, so that's a break right there and this is a break right here. This key doesn't work
Let me try to turn it on real quick. It doesn't work. No, I could do it
What is this supposed to be?
Float on the brake?
Stop, stop, stop. I don't want to go flying.
No, no. Let me turn it on first and then I'll give it to you.
It'll be safer.
Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I got it.
Let's see if it turns out.
This is a bad idea.
A lot of people are selling helmet.
It's on. Run!
Oh my god.
This guy gave it back.
It's the first gear.
But it's a little dead, so you probably got to go now or to die.
But like once it's going, it'll be good.
How do you get this?
What's the brake? What's the brake?
Break is on the right side right here.
This is break.
Break is right here on the right.
Oh my god, you gonna help us?
No, okay, I'm not.
Ow, stop that!
I'm a little scared it's your turn now okay so basically how it works is you're gonna
hit this button but don't hit it yet. Hold this and then you're gonna hit this button.
No this is to shift gears like go first gear, second gear, third gear but you want to start
it off with this and then when you hit it you're gonna need to put gas or it'll turn
off okay but not yet okay so it's gonna turn on now. So now oh okay so it's on.
Run! Run! Run! Run!
Stop!
You don't know how to speak.
I'm gonna tell you!
Run!
Run!
Run!
Run!
Run!
Run!
Run!
Run!
Stop!
I can't stop!
Stop!
Don't run!
Don't run!
Run!
Run!
Run!
Run!
Run!
Run!
Run!
Run!
Run!
Run!
Run!
it's gonna break.
It's going to break.
Hahahaha!
Oh, no!
Oh my God!
Oh, fucking!
Lengs, hop on!
Hop on, hop on, hop on!
Oh no, I can't hold it!
You ready?
I can't hold it!
Lengs, hop on!
It's in my ass!
Oh my god, I didn't make it through this part.
There's only the road of death.
He's actually not real.
He's actually not real.
That was Tel Aviv, Tel Aviv.
Crazy bro, I would never do it.
I would have, I would have driven up the bike.
I fuck with my plate.
He's still in town.
Let's go.
Go, go, go, go.
I got this car.
All right, go here.
What the fuck is this?
Put the brake up.
Put the brake up.
It's not working.
Just put the brake up.
It's not.
I told me the wrong break time.
I thought you were literally dead bro.
You want to hop on?
Oh yeah.
I tried.
The bouncing's down.
Oh wait here.
It's like a little place where your left hand, you gotta hold the break up.
It's too small, the bottom thing's down.
And get on our knees.
Yeah, up on.
Hold him.
We're gonna crawl.
I've done it before.
Okay, let's go this way and then we go around.
It's too scary going there, bro.
That's terrifying.
I'm breathing.
I'm breathing.
I'm breathing.
You trust me?
Okay, let's go.
Here we go.
I'm surprised that this is going, did you get some stint?
Nothing.
I'm trying to find my feet.
Hold me up.
Oh, oh, there's a kickstand.
Are you just gonna ride it now?
Yeah.
Don't go too fast.
Right there and a kickstand.
You gotta hold up.
You're gonna feel a kick.
Get ready.
No, no, no.
Yeah, watch out.
I'm gonna move up a little bit.
And then run.
We're gonna follow you, okay?
You gotta get us back with a safe way.
I'm not that good, okay?
Hold on.
Hold on, hold on.
I'm gonna check you.
Get ready.
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
You ready?
I'm doing a good job.
Okay, we're good.
Not that bad of a kick.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It was a good start.
Okay.
Okay.
All right.
We hit him.
Yeah.
okay run help me get that all right let's see
left take a left
oh I'm scared
okay I'm not gonna stop
hold on
oh my god oh my god oh my god
okay we're good we're good
Come on, Ron!
Oh, shit!
Hold on, let me catch up.
What the fuck?
Hit a wheelie!
Hey!
Okay, where do we go now?
Left? Okay, okay.
Oh, fuck.
Oh my god, hold on, we might crash.
Oh my god, we almost fell.
We almost fell, we almost fell.
Yeah, yeah, we're good, we're good!
Give us some gas, okay, hold on, I'm about to shift gears.
Oh
Another let's go this is gonna be hard for me bro, okay
Bro, please stop driving because I'm scared of this right here.
This is my fear.
How much cc's is this?
500.
No, it actually went fast though.
No, no, this is what I said before, Max.
You hit it with a lace.
Hit it with a lace?
I'm scared.
You hit a bumper flying.
No, it actually went fast.
We went 35.
We got traffic behind us.
Fuck.
That's electric that's fire.
No, bro, that was so good.
All right, Ron, please lead the way.
Bro, you have to stop the traffic.
I got on his back.
You're the second generation.
Oh, what do you mean?
Oh, shit.
Oh, it's green.
All right, Leif, hold on.
Hold on for the start.
Here we go.
Good, boys.
Nice.
Run!
Run!
What are you doing?
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God, Leif.
Hold on.
We're good.
We're good.
We have some gas up there.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Take a bite!
Oh, look at him!
Woo!
He's really fast!
Oh, fuck!
Oh, shit, I'm a jerk.
Okay, I can't, I can't, I fucked up, I fucked up.
I fucked up the jerk.
Oh, my God, I fucked up the jerk.
Oh, fuck!
Wait, where's Ron?
Oh, God, he's in the dust.
I fucked up the jerk, I guess.
You gotta go long the way, long the way.
Yeah, I know where he's going.
coming okay
wait it might turn on again hold on hold on let me try
hold on hold on no go straight and then right and then right
go quick okay this is dying
Okay, I'm taking it over here, get over here!
Get over here!
Slow down!
Slow down!
Oh my god, oh my god, we're good, we're good, we're good, we're good.
Okay, we're going right.
Is it clear?
Okay.
Okay, stop fucking up.
Okay, no worries.
Okay, okay, we're almost there.
Whoa, we're right there.
Is it here?
No, no, one more.
It's one more.
It's one more.
What?
It's one more straight.
One more straight.
Run, run.
Run.
Run.
Run.
Run.
Oh my bad.
Wait what is going on?
Shit!
Ok here here here.
Hold on.
Alright I'll see how fast you go.
Damn it!
Oh my God! It died! It died! It died again! Oh my God! If we would have died when we were going full speed, it would have been over.
We actually would have been full.
Oh fuck, no stuff.
I'm going to ride a bike, so it looks cool.
I should probably get a 1000 horsepower bike right now.
Yeah, you can take it out on a bike.
We could do a biker club for a day.
Imagine that stream.
We could do a biker club.
See, I would get like a stir-on or whatever, everyone else got rugged.
I don't know if I'd get a real motor stuff.
Lacey got like a little bike. Oh, yeah. No, he's just cool. I could buy a bike
We could do that do imagine a biker club string all of us
Jackets and we just do like fucking mad side quests. You guys can pull up on some bullshit. Everyone at the bike club gonna have a car
Leasing and imagine we come in some random shit. Yeah
Little burger muckbang and some bites
All right, Arky
Well, hey, thank you run for coming over bro. So next time bro. We got the OCS stream. Oh, yeah chat Friday
Yes, Friday me Arke and all of OCS have been a stream together
So we'll be back soon. Yes, somehow nobody came to the house
Bro, surprisingly, bro. It's like I don't think no coming over. We're looking in the hood
Yeah, we are in the hood, but I'll be Arke man
Hey, never you're on manage. I'll just table for having me. Hey, I got it. Don't worry. All right
Hey, so next time on Friday
How are you? It's Archie's brother, I think, so if you need a movie camera.
Do you need anything to install him?
I don't know, are you keyed up a little bit?
Is that anything to install him? Anything to vlog?
Oh my god! Oh my god!
No!
Boys!
Wait!
Can't go wrong there, man.
Alright boys, um, I'm fucking filthy.
Thank God for doing that savings, bro.
I've been fucking getting dark by now already.
Yeah, Loki, it's getting nice out.
Alright boys, I'm not gonna lie.
I decided, I told you guys that I want to have shorter streams with more bangers.
Oh, I'm in rule one.
Wow, look, I'm in rule one.
Nice, bro, so I can't leave the driveway because I'm in rule one?
Like, I can't leave my own yard.
So I can't move.
I can't move for the rest of the stream. Nice, bro. Okay, fine. Sure. I'll just sit here. I'll sit here, bro
Don't break it. Listen, man. It was a banger fucking stream. Shout out fucking Archi shout out to the stable
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