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Let's go!
King was good, Samuel was good, CZ was good, Sierra!
Another lady, wow!
Wowzers!
Ladies!
Ladies, you all look good today!
You all look good today, Jeff!
Yo, DP with a five!
What's good, man?
How's everyone doing, bro?
How's everyone doing?
They were eight months, they were five years old.
I ain't gonna say something bad.
Emma was in some way, there's actually not ladies.
Makaela with the bars!
If you wanna sub-save me, what the fuck?
Del Juan was good, Lalo was good,
Kikki's hand was like we said, Ruff was good,
Zaki's nod was good,
and we're the ladies with the tan!
What the fuck?
Ladies, one at a time, one at a time, one at a time!
Del Ken was good, Harrison was good,
Ruff was good!
Hey, DJ!
Hold the buzzer!
Hold the buzzer!
Good morning, stable nation!
Y'all hobble, what's good with the five gifted?
I'm not cloned, you weirdos.
Oh my fucking god.
Oh my god.
I see like five chat messages saying that I'm cloned
because I have a white shirt on, or we did ass.
First and foremost,
I want to cut to everything straight up.
I went to Vegas and I'm gonna get into two parts right now. I'm gonna get into two parts right now
Get ready
Went to Vegas
Got there got a phone call something happened internally nothing to do with a deal that was signed by the way
For anyone wondering something that happened lost my whole mood everyone was gambling etc number two I
I did sign a deal, but I decided to go back on the deal.
After consideration, you know, I'm grateful for them even considering working with me,
but I've been decided that I want to take my content to a different direction and focus
on continuing to have fun.
And honestly, I feel like taking a certain type of deal like that would feel more like
work rather than having fun and entertaining, so I'm no longer doing it.
That's number one, right?
number one I slept on it I slept on it and also talked to a couple people you
know what I'm saying I talked to Ludwig I talked to a couple people and I'm just
like you know what bro it's like I really enjoy streaming and I don't want
it to feel like something that is not and it's not to say that I wouldn't be
open to something in the future but I feel like right now we've got so much
cool shit planned we have the fucking charity match all my days I
have I want to focus on some other things at the moment right now like
at the charity match.
Me and Jason are training tomorrow.
That's how serious we're fucking taking it.
Yes, that's how serious we're fucking taking it.
SVJ, brother, do you guys act like we, yes,
we are still not gonna get that car.
Listen, bro, I'm not against gambling, by the way.
And I never said I was and I'll never ever be against it.
I just said for certain things right now,
I wouldn't do it right this second.
And that's okay, bro.
And that's why we're here
and that's why we're smiling.
And honestly, bro,
Y'all have to start ignoring all of the hate on Twitter.
Notice that it's coming from a specific side of Twitter.
A specific side that's very known for cheating the system.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm not gonna say much.
Yes.
Other than that, it's been good vibes.
It's been great.
I've had so much fun.
I also started planning so much fucking shit
for you guys.
You ready?
Finally, Stable Ronaldo took one day off
to realize that I need to start planning.
Guys, today, first and foremost, get ready.
Get ready.
I'm not making a hate wall, first of all.
First and foremost, today,
we have a Rainbow Six Siege tournament with Jinxie.
That's number one, okay?
Me, Lacey, and Marlin are on a team.
We'll be playing Rainbow Six Siege.
Wide speed nod, wide speed nod.
Tomorrow, tomorrow, me and Arke will be doing
a stream together.
There was a viral McDonald's employee.
I don't know if you guys saw I don't know if you guys saw he tried his own burger and he almost threw up
Did anyone see that mean yes or no?
Um, so me and arky will be doing something along those lines. We have to figure it out after stream
I don't know if you guys saw yeah, I was the ceo kekwa kekwa. It was the ceo on
Tuesday me and Ludwig are doing a bro versus bro
Yes, finally about time me and Ludwig are doing a bro versus bro
So I need to figure out three games that I'm good at that I can a hundred percent beat him
Um, I look you want to figure it out
On Wednesday, here's my whole week schedule. You guys ready? This is why I'm a W. Ron ready the 11th
I will be taking a day off. I know Elron, but I will be doing it for a car YouTube video
I'll be recording a car YouTube video. I'm pretty sure I'll be recording a car YouTube video
So it's not really Elron. I'm just you know, you know
I'm trying I'm still trying to do something on Thursday on Thursday
Me and Los will be playing some stuff and maybe hosting a talent show. I don't really know
I'm debating on what I want to do with him, but I know me and Los will be doing something
We will be doing something on Thursday and on Friday. I will be doing an OSCS day with OSCS
I'm pretty sure I talked to Arke. We're gonna do it. We're gonna figure it out. So I'm gonna do a day with them
I'm pretty sure on Saturday, I will be going to San Diego, I don't want 100% confirm it,
but you know what that means if I'm going to San Diego.
I don't want 100% because I'm pretty sure he told me yes.
He told me yes.
Yes, I know.
I know.
I know.
Yes, Rugrats.
And then on Monday the 16th, Jason has a valent tournament and then on the 18th,
which is in 10 days, I will be going to Texas.
Me and Klicks only, literally me and Klicks
and maybe Faxity, maybe.
It'll be just us three.
We will be doing a IRL stream that whole day
into the new season.
I'm pretty sure for Fortnite, me and Klicks.
It's the first time I've done it
and I miss him, bro, and he told me,
he's like, yo, come out here,
let's go do our own thing.
So yes, yes, yes, it is good vibes.
And then on the 22nd, I'm not cl-
Because I plan on my clothes.
Because I plan on my clothes now.
Okay, back.
Okay, back.
And then on the 22nd, me and Joe Bartifozzi
will be doing a stream together online.
I'm pretty sure we're playing some games.
And then I also think I wanna do a podcast with him,
like some type of segment.
So it should be super fucking fun, bro.
Should be super fun.
I have a pretty good schedule.
I think it's been pretty good.
I planned yesterday.
And I was like, wow, bro, I actually feel good.
I finally planned.
You know, are you guys proud of me?
Resident Evil 9 mod check.
Yo, I will finish that game.
Stop being weird, bro.
Stop being weird.
I will finish that game.
And then you guys laugh, bro.
And then you guys laugh.
Holy shit, bro.
You guys act like I'm going to abandon the game.
So you think I'm going to abandon the game?
I'm just not going to end up playing it.
So I'm just not going to end up playing it at all.
Are you stupid?
Yes.
Also, guys, when is your guys' spring break,
so I can start planning around that?
I want a low key go to Miami, I think, for spring break.
I don't know who it is yet.
It's next week.
So when should I go to Miami?
What day?
I low key, it's this week, next week.
I think it's different for everyone.
But I did ask when I go back to Miami to a part two
and plan some cool shit.
So yeah, not everyone is American.
Okay, my bad, bro.
My fucking bad, bro.
How many people are here from the UK or Europe?
Like what do you want me to say, bro?
Do you want me to account for everyone?
You fucking burger boy.
You fucking burger boy, huh?
Also guys, when should I do my PO box?
When should I do my PO box?
I'm debating, nine months, fat, okay, bet.
When should I do my PO box?
Next week, or should I do it next week or this week?
I could do it, I could do it next Friday.
Like, not this Friday coming up,
the Friday after on the 20th.
Would that be fire or no?
Low key could do the 20th on Friday.
Yes now so you want me to teleport all my PO in my hands you fucking cheese
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Hello, oh now we're good. Oh GGs that we're good. I was about to say guys I'm gonna be honest with you
I don't know if someone can send me the bracket. Yo turtle smoking cigarette. I think we're 18 months
I don't know why you have that name guys are are we fucked today when I say we I mean we are we fucked
It's me Marlon and Lacey
Are we fought are we dead ass fucks? I'm dead ass serious, bro
Are we dead and you guys are wide speed laughing instead of like being support?
Okay, bet so today's brackets. Oh my god
Squishy Zoinkie Riley versus Bruce Kuffam Aiden first and foremost, there's zero chance
Kuffam, yeah, they're in a tier 3 Virgil. What the fuck tier 3
It's over for you guys, number one.
Kuffum is not winning an order, there's no way.
Arke, Yugi, Jason versus Ron, Lacey, Marlon.
Who's actually the better team?
Who's actually the better team?
Who's actually the better team?
You? Are you guys just saying that?
Bro, are you guys just saying that because I'm gonna be honest with you?
Marlon, I actually think might be a waste of fucking sperm.
I'm not even trying to be that guy.
Yo, I don't know what Marlon has to do.
Marlin take off your shirt when we play so that maybe we could distract people. I'm dead-ass. I'm dead-ass bro
I'm dead. You guys think I'm kidding. I'm actually being serious. I'm dead serious
Like I don't think Marlin will even shoot his gun properly
I think Marlin's will just as gonna have to sit in a corner with a gun not use any type of tech
What character should he play?
Virgil with the 10!
Thank you so much, dude
You're you're the Jewish factor you have Benji on your side, okay?
interesting interesting
Rook low-key out, but they're gonna ban Rook. Thank you for the 10 gifted Virgil much appreciated. Thank you so much, bro
That's so nice of you. You're so sweet
Let's see here jinge-deji ex-qc
How do I feel about this you're Alec with the five gifted. Thank you so much, bro. Holy fucking subs. Thank you so much
Wow everyone say thank you for the five. Much appreciated, bro.
Ginge, Deji, XQC. Is that a good team? Are they good, bad, or mid?
I'm gonna play Jett. Okay, so now we're fucked.
We're already on the wrong fucking game. We're already on the wrong fucking game, bruh.
We're on the wrong fucking game. Yo, who should I hire for my team, by the way?
Apparently I'm a captain for Jason's Valorant Tournament coming up.
Who should I bring on my team? I'm a captain.
Who should I bring? I don't know. I need like some good players.
Need some good players
Nemo brother, I would rather kill myself than ever have Nemo be on my team in any type of source and capacity of a video game
Agent Phantom Rekai I'm gonna be honest with you. This team is dog shit facts or no
This team is actual dog shit. I'll be honest with you Phantom. You're you're a gamer, but you're not
I'm sorry. There's no fucking way you're gonna rainbow succeed. No not happening Rekai Rekai's probably not even gonna show up
Agent agent is a real gamer. I'll be honest with you agents a real gamer Ray
Loose and a substitute
Any teammate that anyone who has lost on their team you are fucking cooked your dead ass cooked
It's over already before it started. It's dead ass over before it started, bro
A substitute Sina and Joe Sina another person dog shit Joe Joe's pretty good at video games. I'll be honest with you
I
Raise gross wait raise good at the game
Wait, did it ask?
Maybe turn off your green screen filter low w wait what do I still have my?
What the fuck I did have my Greek wait
What the fuck who is gonna tell me that El Nemo bro El Nemo for not telling anyone
that's so weird bro um listen brother this is gonna be fun I'm low-key excited the
question is do I have to warm up like what I have to warm up for this tournament
I feel like I low key should warm up
Like I bro. I want to win so fucking badly. It's insane. I yo, I'm not even kidding
I don't know if anyone just came into the stream. I don't know if y'all know this on Tuesday
I have a bro versus bro against Ludwig. I'm not kidding. I'm taking gaming to another level this year
Everyone keeps telling me. I'm dog shit at video games. I kid you not. I'm putting my life on the fucking line
I'm putting my life on the fucking line nowadays, bro. I am a gamer
I will always be a gamer and it's simple as that. Okay first things first if I'm gonna verse Ludwig in three games on Tuesday
What are the three games that I should choose? He told Lacey you're warming up on God. I want to win Lacey on God
Please please don't troll bro. Please don't troll. I get asked to take this chat
Be honest. You want to see me win, right? You want to see me win, right, bro? I want to win so fucking bad
So bad. I'm just kidding. I'm eating Kekwa. Oh my fucking God
And he's Kekwa farming. Nice. Nice. Nice. Nice. Nice. Um, I'm gonna be honest with you
The three games I chose that I'm thinking about choosing to 1v1 Ludwig is one first and foremost call of duty
Facts are now a 1v1 snipers. I murder him a 1v1 snipers. I murder him. I murder him. That's facts
That's facts number one
number two
Number two Rocket League easily
Number two Rocket League easily. I am the greatest 1v1 rock and then you guys are spit. No, no, no
No, this is this is that yeah, this is actually weird. No, no, this is choose Smash Bros.
And Mario Kart you're a fucking loser. Yeah, this chat is weird. So you think I'm bad at Rocket League dead ass
Dead ass. You'll think I'm bad at Rocket League. Are you serious?
Are you serious?
Yo outlaw or someone mod can you guys link me my clips, please of me playing Rocket League?
I'm a gamer. I'm a gamer, bro
That's number one number three. What should be my third game?
What should be my third game low key my third game that I was thinking about choosing?
was
Low-key fortnight
Shit for tonight, but I feel it for that will be boring because I'll sweep him now
Fortnite will low key be boring because I'll sweep the fuck up. I want to make it like fun
I feel like CS would be a good one CS would be a fun one like
CS Call of Duty and Rocket League. Those are my three and I'll be honest with you
I think I'm low key go to that rocket league. I don't know what people are saying in this chat, but I low key think I'm goaded
I'm low key think I'm goaded. What is this European storm the field one time and all hell breaks loose
Yo guys I'm thinking about going to a world cup game. Do you think it's safe? It has to be right?
I want to go to the first world cup game.
Yes. Let's see here.
Adapte officially got challenged by Mighty Minter for a chance to be invited to the Sidemen charity match.
Snowboard down entire slope without failing and successfully make it down. I'm gonna be honest with you. It seems like we all might be going
Dead ass bro dead ass. It might be I don't know bro. I don't know. It's very interesting right now
First chatter on dapped is not deserved to play the charity match at all. I
Swear Twitter has gone down fucking hill after nevermind. Let me just stop
Let me let me just stop bro, but like there's a I'm noticing I noticing a pattern, bro
I'm noticing an actual pattern. This is what you call good. What this is my highlights. Perfect, bro. Thank you. Thank you for putting my highlights
There's one mistake to find a human dead ass doesn't dead ass does this one mistake to find a human
yes I bet I bet oh maybe oh what is this emo bro what bro boys you have no
boys no boys GGs bro I let the aura speak for itself off the fucking wall
Come on. Come on. Come on. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.
This is just cringe. This is just cringe. I had no booze. I literally had no booze.
Come on. Like bro. Yo. Whatever bro. Dead ass. Dead ass. What did you just link me?
Come give me a hug. Rock out Lee and Diana Lim.
Enough. Enough.
Lays bro. It's actually over.
Like leave me a hug.
No Lays!
Enough. Enough.
Bro ladies, bro, if you need a hit, I'll get him killed, bro.
I'm dead ass if you need one.
Let me know.
Wrong bout of drag this for a month now.
Bro, I don't care.
You sent me this already, bro.
You dead ass sent me this already.
Yo, you know what I realized, by the way, first of all, Marlon, go fuck yourself for
using this thumbnail.
I'm not 67% body fat.
That's number one.
That is number one.
I'm not 67% body fat.
Yo, Marlon's editor actually needs to get like, oh my god, dare if I say it,
If I say it um off-stream lays what?
Okay, give me one second. Okay, hold on give me one second. I need to call my friend see what he says
Give me one second. I'm so sorry
There's no way it's that good
No way Taco Bell is that good. I'm dead. I'm dead ass. It's Taco Bell even that good. Fine guys
I'll do a Taco Bell mukbang. I got you guys. I'll do it, bro
Yeah, I hate this fucking chat. I talk about getting bloated trying to yeah, bro
Nice, bro. Thank you for all the support by the way from the stable. I'll be honest with you. I saw the tweet
I don't know how I had 20,000 likes, but I deleted it because obviously I don't know why when you post something in a Twitter
Com it Loki goes more viral now
Like people from like other communities see it
I don't know why but I realize bro
There's more love than hate in this world that I see and I think we get
Combusted with we get like so much hate at once that we don't know how to process it
But I'm gonna be honest with you you guys were so nice to me and lovely brother comments were so nice
I read all of it and I appreciate it that as I appreciate it you guys are the goats bro
Thank you so much. Seriously, bro. Thank you for all the love. Um, what else happened?
I was literally talking to Ron today. Um, besides all the private stuff, he is, he's
coming to Dallas the 17th, 18th, or 18th, 19th and 20th. We will be going to Dallas,
correct?
Season together and he's gonna be on the other side of my apartment. Yup. So I'm finally,
I'm finally doing the trip to Dallas. I'll be seeing clicks and we'll be playing
video games will be hanging out it'd be good vibes around it's been a while and
that's my guy bro so it should be pretty fun W Ron for planning for once like
like those dates in we're gonna go car shopping we're gonna be doing some
IRLs but the second yes yes I also saw this fortnight is by far the hardest
eSports game ever clicks finally ends the debate on what eSports game is the
most difficult by displaying the insane scope to fortnight I'm gonna be honest
with you I'm dead serious I don't think there's a harder game than
fortnight y'all could send me y'all could owe me whatever bro fortnight and I'm a highest
skill game there is no other game name a game that's actually hard I die actually don't
believe it by far the hardest e-sports game there ever has been out by far three two
one go bro it's the hardest game rocket league bird game three what the fuck is bird
game three brown nobody anyone can get to unreal fortnight not anyone can get
Yo buddy, Unreal doesn't determine. None of you guys in this chat, not a single one of you guys could ever win an FNCS like I did.
I'm just being honest. I'm just being truthful. And sometimes the truth hurts people and that's okay, but I'm just being honest.
Dude, chill.
I
Feel like say it's gonna have allegations on him one day. I don't know he just there's he can't be this too
You know, you can't be this happy in life. You're the question mark. No you want bro
You can't be this happy in life laughing at yourself bro laughing at yourself laughing at yourself laughing at yourself, bro
No, I'm sorry something something's got to be wrong with you, bro
Yeah, nah, yeah, it's like I
I don't know, bro. I don't even know anymore. Fans are noticing that stable Ronaldo is literally the older version of his young self
Yeah, I mean, I think we lost the plot here. I think we deadass lost the plot motherfuckers get banned on twitch and don't know what to do
I'm deadass. I think this is just you're losing the plot, bro
incoming news
Marlin got brutally framed by the eight
Right now or no
There you go.
You spent it right now.
Oh my fucking god.
Dude, no fucking way he got frame mod.
I'm dead ass bro.
I might not have to call off work.
I dead ass my call off work.
I'm dead ass.
I might call off work.
This is disgusting bro.
This is disgusting.
This hurts, bro.
This hurts.
This comes from the heart, too.
What are you linking me, bro?
Yeah, bro.
Yeah, I'm not even kidding.
I don't know.
that what is going on out there yeah yeah holy fucking shit you you need me for
valorants new stable mod Jonah 7 in the run for the worst player in the stable
do we rerun chat the stable valorant segment to see which mods are the worst
and unbanned certain mods who what is this brother Jonah let's see how he
I you got get saying tape take to smooth raid only chatter bro
Yeah, you need to retire bro, I'm not even kidding none of my viewers are actually good at video games
It's actually sad. You're what is this?
Yeah, yeah, they think you're a girl proves it who's it in that you're a guy
I
That's a good message. They're not talking. They're not
Good methods
It's valid fun again. I could Loki hop on that game, but I thought it was pretty eh. I didn't know today is the 67th day of the year I
mean bro like
Like why bro like why bro like why no one you know this meme needs to die
I know it needs to die
Needs to die bro. It actually yo, is it the worst meh-meh of the world. I'm dead serious
Is it the worst meh-meh of the world? I'm dead ass bro. It genuinely it generally might be the worst
It genuinely might be the worst
What is this excuse me revealed his official list of top 15 video games of all time?
Yo, none of you guys actually know how to rate video games. Let me open up my notepad, but let me hide it real quick just in case
Never know you know what I'm saying. All right listen top video games
Top what top 10 top 10 video games?
Not in any order right not in any order
number one easily
easily
Eat this isn't gonna be a bad list. I don't I don't make that bad list. Oh, gee
OG fortnight
Right. This is this is this is the easy one ninja arc number one easily easily
Don't send me don't send me don't send me bro. You know, this is true
You know, this is true. This is true. This is true. This is true number two
easily black ops two
way better than any single fucking video game. When you think of the best Call of Duty, what
Call of Duty comes to your mind? Go, write it quickly. Don't even think about it. Don't
even think about it. Black Ops 2 had an amazing campaign. Black Ops 2 had an amazing multiplayer.
Black Ops 2 had an amazing zombie. It's the best Call of Duty ever. And that's
a fact. I argue with my dick, bro, right now. Number three. Number three. Without
What a doubt Minecraft without a, is this even a debate?
I'm dead ass.
Is it even a debate?
I'm dead ass serious.
Is this a debate?
Is this a debate?
Like let's talk about it.
I feel like I'm three for three here.
I feel like I'm three for three here.
Number four, hello kitty island.
Okay, now hear me out, right?
Hear me out, right?
No, let me think here, let me think here.
What do we think for number four?
I gotta get a list, I gotta get a list
larping as a gamer.
Yeah, end of your stream.
I'm trying to think here, what, GTA 5?
Easily, easily.
One of the greatest, it was innovated,
it was amazing, it was great.
Numbers five, we need a story game here.
Low key, what is the best?
Okay, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, hold on.
I gotta halo reach.
I'm gonna be the guy to say it, right?
I'm gonna be the guy to say it.
I'm gonna be the guy to say it.
I'm gonna be the guy to say it.
Halo Reach was ahead of its time.
I'm gonna be the guy to say it.
I'm gonna be the guy to say it.
I don't like Halo.
I don't really play it.
I don't really do anything,
but let's give credit where credit is due.
Halo is one of the greatest games in Halo Reach.
Number six, number six, number six.
Pokemon Emerald, Emerald.
Pokemon Emerald ahead of its time.
I don't know, I mean,
I don't know what you guys wanna do.
Pokemon Emerald, Pokemon Emerald.
No, wait, are you dead ass?
Are you lark? I'm larking. I'm larking
So now I'm a larker. So now I'm a larker number seven super Mario
Sunshine
Bang if you know you know if you know you know argue with me argue with me
I don't know what you want me to throw. This is good games. This is good games. This is good games number three
number or number eight excuse me Kequa number eight skate three skate three
yo ladies are you in my stream right now can you shut lacy's nor please can you
please shut lacy's nor if you don't mind can you please shut it thank you so much
it'd be much appreciated can you shut it can I get an okay confirmation here
can I get a okay confirmation here low key not from all you fucking bots in
this chat I'm talking about actually let me not say bots because then y'all might
get ahead of yourself hold on bro holy shit bro hold on I gotta make a quick
call chat you guys stop saying okay stop saying can't go stop all this shake we
type normally ladies pick up the phone my employee doesn't even pick up his phone
yeah he's fired GGs say goodbye chat yeah bro do you mind shutting the
upstairs door of Lacey's room and the downstairs okay but the upstairs
Thank you.
Yeah.
All right, bro, number eight or number nine, pick a game.
What's number nine?
Low key.
I would say, I would say, I would say we sports now, hold on.
What's the we sports?
Oh my God, does anyone know what I'm talking about?
The arrow game, which we sports is it where you can shoot the arrow and you can hit
like a watermelon or a cantaloupe in a tree. We Sports Resort. We Sports Resort. And number
10. What is the number 10 one? I don't even know. Number 10. This isn't nostalgia for
me. This is just the truth. Honestly, bro, I might write Skylanders. No, I don't know.
This is a, I mean, I'm sorry. Let me, let me not get ahead of myself. I would honestly
say, I would honestly say, dude, Elden Ring is not a top 10 of all time game.
I'm gonna be honest with you.
When I think of Elden Ring, I think it's one of the greatest games, but like, I'm saying
all time top 10.
We're talking like all time top 10 since I've been born.
I might as well, like, come on, bro.
I don't think it's, I don't think it's, I don't know, bro.
Like you got to think about it.
OG Fortnite.
Black Ops 2 like I CS I wouldn't even say CS. I would say like
Honestly bro like
Let go Batman. No, you guys are calling me stupid. I'm not performative bro
I'm not so I'm performative for making my own list
LOL bro
LOL h1z1 is not an all-time top-ten game
Honestly number 10 is kind of hard here number 10 is kind of hard here
Honestly, Angry Birds. Angry Birds. Simple as that, bro. Angry Birds. Low-key. Low-key.
Oh, actually Jetpack Joyride. Wait, no, low-key Jetpack Joyride. Jetpack Joyride. See, I'm throwing
in some shit that nobody, that's not bad. That is not a bad shout. That is not a bad
shout at all. That's a good shout, no? That is not performative. Put it on God
Performative so I would say OG fortnight the ninja arc
Oh my days drop of me if you remember the ninja versus Tifu on the cliff when Ninja gets shot at by a grenade launcher
And then he gets hunting rifle. Oh my god. I gotta replay. I gotta replay. I gotta replay. I gotta replay
I got to replay. This is top 10 moments of life Tifu yo be honest with me
You guys were arguing in school. Who do you think was actually the better player? Who do you think actually was the better player?
Let's talk about it. Look at this shit
hunting rifle bro back in the day this was the argument at the lunch table
facts or no this was the argument at the lunch table we exchanged what dude what
if I got ninja and T foo to one people never mind I don't know if it'll be
cool look at this man's got the other shot RPGs coming in seafood with his max
look at this bro does he know I'll be honest with you for tonight went downhill
when they changed their movement simple as that that's my honest opinion
that is my oh my look at this play look at this play taking high ground from
ninja. Oh my god. So broken. Connecting to the mountain. Tifu Shoumai is the greatest.
Oh my. Be honest, ninja is low key whack for using the RPG. I'll be the one to say it.
I'll be the one to say it bro. Low key, this is whack. Like let's use real game guns,
Not none of these RPGs explosive
Wow, look how he builds chat he was ahead of his time popping a mini who's doing it like teeth
Like bro, I mean look at that bro not even a second not even a fucking second
Wow
Or uh, he doesn't even say a word doesn't even look at this fake ninja told you plus he's there wasn't him
Bro, oh my god. He said yo he should talk ninja so hard without shit talking
He said yo that has to be the fake ninja cuz he's so dog shit. Oh
My god, bro. I told you Tifu was ahead of his time. Look at this shit
Yo god forbid someone says that's the fake stable Ronaldo like damn they say it all the time, bro
Let's see what, let's see, pre-ninja making an excuse. I don't even remember this.
Yeah, yeah, GG, GG man.
Oh my god, look how he already made the excuse saying GG.
I don't know if y'all know this that's an alternative way of saying this is a gay game
It's a gay game. I mean honestly, bro. This is like this game is so fucking. Oh my god. I got home
I got home. That's what he was saying, bro excuse road and instantly bro. Thank you for one year
Wow, bro. I'm gonna be honest with you
Do the pond pond. I'm a grown-ass fucking man. You want me to do the fucking pond pond? Are you dead ass?
You're I'm a grown-ass man. You want me to do the pond pond?
I'm a grown up now. I'm a grown-ass man. You want me to sit here and do the fucking pond pond
Yes, yes do it
No, I can't bro black ops 2 amazing Minecraft
Oh, gee Minecraft one of the greatest games ever facts or no, let's be honest here GTA 5
I barely played it, but I can give credit where credit is due greatest game ever probably halo reach one of the best halos
It doesn't matter doesn't matter bro. It was the best Halo super more or Pokemon Emerald the best Pokemon game ever
Argue with my balls right now. Go ahead argue
argue bro argue Pokemon Emerald was the greatest Pokemon ever it was it was
Super Mario Sunshine the greatest the greatest Super Mario game ever besides Super Mario
Galaxy that game is fucking amazing. Does anyone know about that game or my two old skate three one of the greatest games ever
If not the greatest game ever we sports resort I played this with your family dropping me if you don't talk about
Jetpack joyride we all play this on our phone simple
That's the greatest top 10 games ever is that fairs or is that dog shit fairs or dog shit be honest you can be honest
Larper larper larper dog shit dog shit
Okay, so what game did I miss like no, bro?
Um, yeah
Or who are or key and you key or key and you there to Marma set monkeys. Okay. I probably should have read this
Oh my god. Okay. Listen. Listen. Don't don't be y'all. Oh my god, bro. Oh my fucking god. No, no
Yo, dude, I'm reading dude. I'm reading. I didn't realize what I was. No, okay
Yeah clipped. Yep clipped GGs GGs
After being rescued from a former pets in Austin. Yo, this is like action. There's no way this is real, right?
There's no way this is real who art me and you
Bro, that's not even real. Oh my god. I just got clips GGs
GGs bro GGs that has a GGs
GGs simple is that GGs simple hey Ron? Are we ever going to get the forgotten FL same with max?
I don't think max will do it. I'll be honest with you and I don't doubt him
You know I'm saying he's doing music right now, but I would love to I honestly want to install FL again
Y'all have been asking me to make more music. I've been seeing all the tweets that's going viral
Y'all have been asking me and begging me to make more music, bro
So yeah, I'll be doing that. So don't worry power to kai sin at reveals
He has an entire world today today today day to gated to hate comments to motivate himself
embrace hate
used to struggle with
like caring about what people thought
I gotta hate y'all imagine
yo
yo, imagine
Imagine your tweet goes on a kai sanat wall
Wow
hate wall
What the actual fuck am I looking at right here?
Of all the hate
that I received.
you
you
you
you
you
They're pixelated I don't know why but they are they are carbon fiber barrels so it's carbon
fiber around the whole thing and then the face is pretty cool they look pretty nice in real
life they look fucking dope they're fucking extremely expensive yeah they're nice they're
not but that bro guys just because I show you something does not mean they're fucking
Vett classy I like that if Batman was gay
Quandale Dinger berries and no I did not to the end word. That's his name. No be weird. Thank you, bro
What is this?
Okay, really no no no no no no. Is it okay? I gotta pause my music is this bad
Yo, I create I cringe. Oh my god. Don't son me
Don't son me, bro. Stop sonning me stop stop sonning me, bro
Stop stunning me, bro. I got these shoes. This is the first time I got these shoes
I was so happy
Bro, everyone was happy for me, bro
And now it is everyone just hates on me. I'll be honest with you. Did I get fatter like?
No, I look the same bro. You're going on the hate wall now. This fit was okay
Now I know we're doing now. I know we're doing now. I know we're doing
Now I know what we're doing, bro. Now I know what I'm doing. No. No, no, no, no, bro. Listen, everyone goes through this fucking arc, okay?
Where they have bad outfits. It's a fact, bro. It's an actual fact. It's actually a fact.
It's true. This is true, bro. That is true. There is- guys, we've all had bad outfits. Everyone here.
The bar at Pina has successfully wasted 10.5 million total hours of viewers lives.
Noxix clears Yoxic nowadays, bro. I'm gonna be honest with you. Yoxic is a garbage fucking Twitter for the person now, bro
I'm gonna be honest man. He's not even know I've been shit. Oh my god, bro. Oh my fucking god, bro. Oh
My god, I can't
Yo, oh my god, a dap's going to London clip. Let me see it
Hmm
Give me the clip also guys by the way me and
And me and Jason will be playing soccer tomorrow off stream.
We will be learning, okay?
So yes.
So no, I'm not taking this seriously.
I'm taking it seriously.
We'll be learning off stream.
We'll be having a coach, etc., so it should be pretty fun, bro.
I'm low key hype.
What is this?
I'm gonna call you for confirmation, bro.
What do you think?
I'm looking at you, so I think I'll take that word for it.
So we're in.
I think we're gonna say welcome to the cherry match.
Chad, I made it!
I'm in a cherry match!
Damn, bro.
Close your eyes, bro. Just imagine.
Stable Ronaldo gets into the game.
Adapt has the ball, right?
He passes it to Lacy.
Lacy passes it to Jason.
Marlon comes out of the stands, runs out.
Jason passes it to Marlon.
Marlon throws it up, lobs it over KSI's head.
I bicycle kick it into the net and the crowd screams,
Renaudo, Renaudo, Renaudo.
No.
Ho, ho, ho, let's go, man.
Well, I'm hype, bro.
I'll see you at Wembley.
I'll see you at Wembley, bro.
Thank you so much, I'm hype.
Damn, I'm gonna be honest with you.
Guys, I don't think I'm ready.
I think I'm overweight and I know what you guys are gonna say like cap. You're not overweight Ron
Bro, I kid you not I started I started running and I run out of breath so quickly from dead serious
I actually run out of breath so quickly so please stop spreading like misinformation, bro
Yeah, yeah, Ron is having adapters in with these old Fit pics. Okay. Is this bad pics?
Look at these Balenciaga triple S's skinny jeans from Abercrombie and Fitch and my first org
shirt right this isn't bad fits this isn't bad fits these are not bad fits
these are not bad fits bro my goal 2026 is to get on that wall wall of truth
wasted hella ink printing in dark mode
holy fucking shit man they hate on Kai and me for anything bro damn that's
Crazy times got invited to the charity message so far.
What is this clip?
What am I looking at?
Like, Doki, what are you doing?
I skipped 10 seconds is what happens.
What are you doing?
I skipped 10 seconds, this is what happens
You're mad skinny in here, please be a good post
This is such a fucking dope tweet bro. Wow one day bro one day
or day one
You decide I'm getting a tweet by a clever killer. Thank God. All right, let's finish this up real quick
So we can start playing
Why the fuck t3 in my room?
Like what am I even looking at Bruce like what are you tweeting like deadass, what are you tweeting bro?
Fuck I thought this was real bro for a second. Oh my god
The fucking face yeah in a hand. I did see this comment. I dead ass thought this was real for a second, bro
I'm gonna be honest with you
What is this ASU frat leader and number one Chad varsage met X you see look like the one really started setting shots to preview
Make a fun of them
Yeah, this is like actual brainer and I can't react to this I'm dead ass I can't react to this
Um, yo is Marlon streaming a chatter? No, cuz I know lacy is I'm gonna be honest with you
There's zero chance we win this fucking tournament if Marlon doesn't play
Who's gonna carry the team that ass who's gonna carry
Who's gonna carry is it me bro, that's a lot of pressure yo Marlin bro, where the fuck are you?
Oh, what? What does that mean?
Bro we start in one hour
Bro, I don't want to lose are you gonna actually throw my shit
I'm being so serious
Might be
If not bringing the whole team down you understand I'm bringing the entire team down
And I don't care
Please bro I want to actually try
Are you sure be lying yes
Put it on the vet
Wait no put on God designing you
I
That's crazy, yo, I want to be the first streamer to give a bet I'm not even
Thank you for sharing this Bruce much appreciated. I'm deadass bro
I really want to I want to be the first bro imagine stable or not. Oh goes live on the that runway
Yo chat. I'm not gonna lie if that happens. I'm dropping all you know, seriously
I'm doing it. You can't stop me, bro. You deadass can't stop me. There's not even a chance. There's not even a chance
there's not even a chance warm up with Lacey I'm so down to warm up I'm gonna
be honest with you is if there a chance that we win I need to know right now is
there a chance that was on the list one of warm up like the wait list why are
they putting in a little naughty triangle to the White House card so that
would be insane imagine me going to the White House to watch the next UFC
Card that would be cinema that would be such a fun stream. That's so fun, but
Yeah, I brought him down to practice. I'm not a warm-up. I'm not a warm-up. Who did you get introduced?
All right, that's I'll see you in 45 minutes everything. Who is the biggest competition we have in the tournament? I'm dead ass
Who's the biggest competition?
The type of bicycle click we want to see at that charity match. I will be doing this bro
I'll be doing this my biggest competition is not fucking Los Polos you fucking moron
Like holy fucking shits
No, you haven't is this chicken I actually start in like 45 minutes or no, you think so or no, so
I'll be surprised that I thought that's a tasty tron on fucking which plain lagging
Probably not do you guys mind if I put on the fan to my room? It's a little bit hot in my room. Thank you
Yo guys, I also don't know what's happening this morning. I don't know what happened
I've been feeling like my appendix is about to burst
I don't know Marlon's typed in my chat saying dude. I'm literally carrying us tournament so fucking easy literally dude
My god, it's so easy Marlon you deadass
Need to put that fucking
Chat, what is it called the made outfit you put that made out for all and take that dildo that I gave you
You can shove it up your butthole, dude.
Okay, that's number one.
Number two, guys, do I have any doctors in the stable?
Do I have any doctors?
Dude, I've been feeling a pain right here.
Okay, it's inverted.
So right here on my appendix area, right?
I've been feeling a sharp pain.
And every time I drink water, I'm kind of in pain.
And this morning I went to the bathroom
and I was shitting so much diarrhea
and I was so much in pain.
I couldn't even move.
And I started throwing up a little bit.
Is my appendix about to burst?
Is it about to burst?
I'm dead ass.
Is it about to burst?
Yes, kidney stone degloved.
If my appendix bursts, should I be scared?
Or is it fine?
Like can it go away?
Naturally.
I saw this, we just saw this, bro.
Yes, yes, you could die.
Yeah, but I will not, I guess I'm gonna die
on the fucking toilet.
But if I ever died on the toilet,
y'all would have to call me the ghost of something, bro.
What would that be called at that point?
I guess I'm gonna die to a fucking toilet seat.
You gotta go to the hospital.
Bitch, the hospital needs stable.
Simple as that.
The, wait, Elvis Presley died on the toilet?
Are you dead ass?
Wait, are you dead ass?
He died on the toilet?
Wait, to what?
Wait, to what?
Oh, he overdosed?
Bro, you guys made it seem like I was actually about to die.
Like I low key got nervous.
Is there any videos that I need to react to
before I hop on rainbow?
I'm dead ass, bro.
I'm gonna win.
I don't care what anyone says.
Yeah, let me show you guys some.
Can I show you guys some?
Do you guys mind?
Do you guys mind if I show you something real quick?
Let me show you something real quick.
You could say no, I don't care.
It's not going to change anything, because that's why.
I don't care.
I'm still going to show you.
Simple as that, bro.
Yo, Drew, thank you for the sub, bro.
I also hate Drew.
Anyone else here hate Drew?
I fucking despise him.
Deadass, I despise him.
I think Drew, low-key, might be the worst human ever.
I would put him out there.
I don't know why I saw Drew wearing fake sunglasses.
Did anyone else see that?
He wore fake sunglasses and he looks fucking chopped.
Someone give me a picture, bro.
Someone give me a picture.
The Drew sunglasses.
Just put the fights in the bag, bro.
Just put the fights in the bag, bro.
Oh my God.
Just shut up, please.
Just shut the fuck up already.
Like how am I literally hearing people say this a lot
every time?
generally, our first year was finally gone, now it's becoming cringe now, it's becoming
too cringe now, and I've literally seen it under my tits or comments now, which is
generally so, so cringe-like, I'm a step tired of thinking, whoever comes up with
this, that whoever comes up with, just put the fires in the bad bro, like, generally
it's become so, so, so annoying, man, just please, for the love of God, just shush,
just shut the fuck up already.
Okay, bro, are you dead ass? That's gotta be just like a little bit. That's gotta be drew got aura now
Drew might be the only human in the world to literally have be a cameraman and have an alt Twitter, bro
Like I'm dead. I'm dead ass, bro
Like what is the point of having it all Twitter as a fucking cameraman?
It actually makes me mad, like it genuinely makes me mad.
Drew peaked here, meet seven people for a guest of gay tomorrow with Ron, Lacey, and
Jinxie.
Need one gay at seven?
You gotta stop hosting this tweet, bro.
This tweet is forever gonna haunt him.
Yo, let me show you something.
Can I show you all something real quick?
Look, look.
Oh, Stable Ronaldo.
You're not a gamer.
Stable Ronaldo.
You're not good at video games, stable or in auto,
you're bad at video games, you're stable or in auto.
Wait, hold on, ready?
Guys, guys, what's that song called that goes,
bye bye, and then it goes like to a Blackpill edit?
And then it goes to a Blackpill edit?
What is it, what is it, what is it?
Someone knows what I'm talking about.
Fuck, bro, someone tell me, bro, someone tell me.
No, someone tell me, bro, it's not being weird.
Jutu all right. Yeah, no, this is what happens when I to slide me
Wait what do you find it?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Don't worry, bro. Give me a second, bro
This is like when triple T enters the building like you just know that shit's about to get fucking wicked
This is like actual wicked. Also guys, I missed the two slimy meet and greet yesterday. I'm sorry for not going live for that
I'm a piece of shit and I'm an L streamer. So so sorry bro. So fucking sorry that I missed that
I'm a I'm a piece of shit simple as that bro. Elrond simple as that bro. I am a piece of fucking garbage
Hold on bro. Can this load quicker?
Thank God Mario you literally are too slimy if you know, you know
Do you think too slimy would have jumped me?
You know, Edward, what's good, bro?
Do you think his team would have jumped me?
Or no?
For making too many jokes.
I'll be honest.
Why are you wearing a shirt?
What are you going to do, bro?
You're going to be naked?
Like, I'm confused.
You want me to be naked?
Like, I'm dead.
I'm dead ass confused.
Like, should I be butt naked right now when I stream?
One of these days, I'm going to stream without underwear or pants,
and I'm going to see if anyone notices in the chat.
Like, I'm dead ass going to just have my meat out.
I swear I'm gonna do it, bro. I just want to see if anyone will pick up on it
And then you guys type drooling emotes. Yo, yo, look look look up. Are you guys looking or no?
Are you guys looking or no?
You're not gonna make it.
I'm gonna kill you.
You're not gonna make it.
I'm gonna kill you.
I'm gonna kill you.
I told you look just spamming the trigger yo buddy I'll have you know I'm dead ass a gamer
Look, 1.45, 1.45, 29% act, all right bet, bet, bet, ready to watch this.
154 that's not bad that's not bad bro that's actually not bad nice video now do
it yo dumb fuck it's me aim assist can do this for me not impressive you guys
is it a mogged this guy talks about me being a clip farmer look at this guy
Bro dead ass
Instant laugh. Come on, bro. Really didn't even try
Someone get me a sub please not like this bro. Shut your bitch. Yes up
Listen, bro. This is a message to the m3 calm if Marlon plays actual dog shit. I swear to God
I'm gonna go downstairs, bro. And I'm gonna
I'm gonna I'm gonna fuck them. I got no other words. I'm dead ass other there actually is no other choice
I'm dead ass, bro
Like I'm so locked your outlaw bro. I'm so locked right now. I put it on your life. I put it I put on
Tile frenzy mini hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on this is for my this is when this
This is when I shoot heads in rainbow.
Hold on now.
Yeah, maybe, maybe this isn't me.
Maybe this isn't me, bro.
This isn't me, maybe.
Wait, I have a thousand dollars in my steam?
Okay, should I warm up with a case?
look like yo stay stay weird a state of five gifted wait low low key chat low
key you know I'm doing this shit I'm only doing this I'm only doing this
because you guys want me to okay low key to warm up shut up is it is this a
about it.
Outlaw, can you change my title to warming up for, warming up for Rainbow Six Siege and
and then change my game to CS real quick.
This is important.
This is for the chat and only the chat.
This is dead ass for the chat and only the chat, bro.
This is for you guys and you guys only.
This is for you guys only, bro.
Also, by the way, should I give any of this away
or should I keep it?
I'm dead ass because I'll be honest with you guys.
I feel like I already have knives, bro.
Oh, yep, I leaked how many I'm trying to buy.
Yep, I'm an addict, guys.
I'll be honest with you.
Operation Breakout, um, oh yeah, by the way, nobody complains when I do this type of gaming though.
Kackwa, Kackwa, Kackwa, bruh.
Kackwa, Kackwa, Kackwa.
Hold.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah, I'm a DJ.
I'm not gonna lie.
I put it on God if I get a butterfly knife here, I will give everyone in this chat fucking head.
Okay?
Let's go!
Come on!
I lost with my game.
Let's go! Dude, imagine we warm up the day with a fucking knife? No, I'll be honest with you, I would actually go...
Wait, hold on. Maybe we need a bye-bye case?
It's on.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Yo, you know who I blame for this?
You know who I actually blame for this?
I dead-ass blame Jinxie.
Anyone else?
I dead-ass blame Jinxie.
Jixi, cause my addiction!
That guy's a fucking demon!
He's a demon set by, nevermind bro, nevermind.
Nevermind bro, nevermind, nevermind, nevermind, nevermind.
Nevermind bro, nevermind bro.
Be glum, if I speak, I get be glum, alright?
Bro, you know how fucking sexy it would be just to see
the butterfly knife just swing in my face and just smack me?
Bro, oh my, look at those pigs, bro.
Wow.
Wow.
Dude, I'm not even kidding.
Jinxie going to the charity match?
Wait, what?
Are you the ass?
Bro, what happens to never opening cases again?
Well, I blame Jinxie and I blame Outlaw.
Simple as that, bro.
Jinxie and Outlaw are the reasons
of everything that's bad to happen to this world right now for my case addiction but mostly
is it outlaw I would say outlaw is a big cause of that what about me Ron's clear dildo why
is your name Ron's clear dildo I feel like you have to like dude you low key you low
key gotta have a realization how fucking lame you have to be as a human to wake up
and make your name after stable Ronaldo bro they're gonna just wrap it for months like
Simple as that but your name is raw another red are you get it? I'm gonna be honest with you. Are we getting baited right now?
Is Marlin even on probably not rough
Adapt going to the cherry nuts low-key. I'm high
Oh
Someone in the chat's getting these love get us
Someone in the chat is actually. No is this Pink City?
No, no no, no no. No
Dude
Excuseees calling you out. Tell Xbox
Excuse me to do a day where he doesn't talk about me and get his own content retweet. Are you?
No, I'm actually mad now now I'm actually mad
Now I actually fucking mad yo
No, no, no, no, no, I'm gonna be honest with you guys
I'm having a low super valve what I win or no
When I did a swim or no, I did it. I did it. What happened? What was that in my chat?
Banned fucking oh my god, bro
What I waited a lawsuit like dude, I just spent over
$1,000 wait jc's the math show me show me show me clip
Good clip
Good clip orbit. No, are you dead ass another red?
finally
This is good a batch at that day. No
Wow not bad
That's not bad. That's not bad. That's got to be some money
Bro, how many fucking reds are gonna go by my asshole
You
Come on. Get behind it. Come on.
Yes! Give it to me!
Ah! Ah! Ah!
Oh my god. I said no.
Yes!
What?
So I'm the weirdo for catching it, but he's not the weirdo for throwing it.
Yes!
Like what?
Bro.
Yes. Two grown men.
Be honest with you, Estibulo Nodo started throwing his ass to you. Are you catching it?
You're catching it, bro. You're catching it.
Yes, you are.
I'm gonna say a bad fucking word in a second and it's not gonna be good for my career.
What the fuck?
Why high ace with the five gifted? Thank you so much, bro.
Thank you so much for the five gifted.
Everyone say thank you right now for the five gifted. Thank you right now. Thank you
Thank you
No, dude
By the grace of God if burger does not come out of one of these cases with a butterfly knife right now
I'm gonna fucking freak out
Call my car. I'm a car. I'm a car. I'm a car. I'm a car
What do you guys think burgers doing right now? Do you think he's happy enough?
What do you think Boba eight?
Wow, I actually gave you that wasted my money.
He gees.
Nah, he gees.
Welp, so hard of six to go, chat.
Ws.
Congratulations, guys.
You guys won.
This chat won.
Congratulations.
Congratulations, bro.
I actually hope I end up being in those files,
for more case, for this case, bruh.
Some bit of us.
If not those files, you fucking weirdos.
Guys, I'm talking about the New York files.
Yo, I'm not even kidding, no, no, no.
You know what? Let's be quiet. Everyone quiet.
Listen to the sound.
It's like, good or bad.
Good or bad. Good or bad.
That's blue, right?
It's blue.
All right, quiet, quiet, quiet, quiet, quiet.
Everyone be quiet.
What is it? What is it? What is it?
wait wait wait what is that oh my fucking god bro what are the fuck is
one more one more one more tell me tell me tell me tell me guys I need experts
of sound in my chat what is it that's a blue bro oh my god you know you have
11 cases to give me a fucking gold or your fire I'm dead ass I'm dead ass
nice bro nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice show me the pink what's next show me a red nice
no a fucking new guy that's such a shit fucking gun dude nobody uses that come on bro
let's see let's see purple purple pink oh there we go there we go what's next
Bro, nice. $2,000?
What, like, like, bro, who's using this?
That was crazy.
Bro, what did I say I was wrong?
What?
What?
Nice, bro.
Nothing.
No, no, I'll chat.
Ready?
Stay with me.
Nothing.
And nothing but a negev!
Oh my god bro!
At least give me the good guy!
Red, nice.
A red passes by once again.
Nothing on negev!
Oh my fucking god!
Oh my fucking god bro!
Oh my fucking god!
Oh my- a pink goes by.
Nice.
This is like actually ridiculous.
Pink, nice.
AHHHHH!
A FUCKING NEGVE?! Oh my god!
Dude, oh my god, it was right there. I'm dead ass, it was right there.
It was dead ass right there.
It was dead ass right there. I'm not even kidding.
Add to the New York City files, bro.
oh no no no no no no no no no no bullshit pink pink this is actually bullshit
This is this is bullshit
So close yo shut. Yeah. Yo, are you there?
Cuz I'll be the one to say because I'll be the one to say I'm dead ass serious
This is my last case, if there's a knife in here, 24 hour stream.
I'm closing my eyes, Pat.
No fucking crazy.
Send him a breath, let the knife happen.
So I get a fucking negave.
Oh my fucking, no, no, no, no, no, I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead,
no, no, this isn't even funny no more.
This is generally, generally serious, no, no, this is, this is, this is bad,
Bro, this is generally y'all generally y'all generally y'all definitely no generally, bro
All right, one more case one more case
One more case one more case one more case
One more case
I just want to see it bro. I'll be honest with you. I would pay money just to see it in my face
You need music? You're right, bro. You're right. You're right.
Every time we touch, I get this feeling...
Hold on, right, word?
I still hear your voice when you see next to me.
Come on, chat! W warm up in the chat!
We'll warm it up right now! Let's go!
Come on!
Forgive me my weakness but I'm gonna run
The law of attraction
Without you it's what you deserve
Every time we trust I'll never be scared
Because everything is the best I swear
Can't you feel my heart beating?
I'm gonna run
Cause every time we trust I'll never be scared
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Next.
Do you gotta push me?
What else do we got?
That's the one you're up.
Nope.
Don't think so.
How you doing, young lady?
No, no.
No.
Are you dead at?
Hey, Jim.
Give me a fucking song right now to unbox a gold
and if I don't get it, I'm taking out laws like.
L money dump.
First and foremost, bro, this is not a waste of money.
This is a good juice of money.
Because if you think about it, I could lose money, but I could gain money.
Do the math, chat.
Someone do the math in the chat.
This is not a bad investment, is it?
Is it a bad investment?
I don't think so.
You know what, bro? Fine. I'll do what you guys tell me to do.
there you go brothers you want it you want it nice for a blue well bro nice
purple that's fine bro nice blue that is awesome nice purple what's next bro
nice blue nice blue nice blue nice blue nice minus $50
no dude dude dude I actually just spent a thousand dollars on cases oh my god
oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god if I
Yeah.
Sup, bro?
Yeah?
Marlin's not here and he's not answering.
What?
He's not here and I just called him three times and he didn't answer.
Well, I'm warming up right now.
Well, we don't have our team game.
I'm warming up. Should I get off the game or not?
Why would you get off the game?
I don't know. Let me just warm it up.
Here we go.
Yeah.
Okay, listen, all I need, Lacey, carry me out.
Lacey, all I need is to unbox a Fire Serpent Sat Track AK right now, factory new, and me
and you are actually rich.
Oh, you are actually a dick, dude.
I just spent $1,000.
Listen, bro, right after this, I'm going to call you in.
Next QC has one knife that mugs your entire collection.
That's crazy, your cortisol levels
and your fucking cholesterol is gonna give out
at 32 years old, fuck you.
Wow.
Chat, all we need is a stat-track AK-47
factory new fire serpent and we are rich.
Stop opening cases, you cannot afford it.
Fuck you, Excavator.
I sacrifice Outlaw, Jonah 7, and creationally, and Newton.
I sacrifice all four of you.
With an additional sacrifice of Scorpi L2!
You are sacrificed!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
$100 case.
$100.
$100.
How much money do I have left in my account?
I've got $12.
What are the odds?
Right?
What are the odds?
One more case.
This is the last shit.
And then I'm going to actually warm up.
Operation Fang.
Yeah, sure, bro.
Let's do these.
Why not?
I don't know what this is.
There might be a fucking puppy out there.
I don't know what this is there might be a fucking puppy in this bro. Oh nice
I have to add five dollars to my account nice Kequa go ahead join Jason's call
tell Jason to suck my balls up bro until I fucking come over peace out bro
there goes hey there Delilah what's it like in New York City I'm a thousand
miles away but girl tonight you look so pretty oh yes you do
Tom Square don't shine as bright as you.
Hey!
Can you randomize the bracket?
Yes, I can. Yes, I can. I think that's a great idea.
Yes, I can.
I got a call. I think we could randomize the bracket.
Yes, I think that's a great idea. I think that's a great idea.
Now look. So, Toki, you can play so we don't need a sub anymore, okay?
So what if we put Ray Loose and XQC in the team?
Wait, hear me out.
What did you see?
Wait, wait, wait.
Ray Loose, XQC, that's a good team.
And then we put Silky with Sina and Joe.
Oh, I'm so sorry, Silky.
Yeah, I like that.
You just said you're going to put me on a team list.
Which my game now?
Sina was training the game.
I'm going to do it.
Why are you in the rest room?
Yo, I'm so sorry, Sina.
It's a great gamer a lady
It's national women's day. Just want to put that in your dumb ass. I want to point that out
If clothes can't make it I have a present though, I just eat my friend Jesse can play
They're up there they're up there's a desi
Wait, wait, how do they rob us so dead you better win and they change up him a lot of things
Well, we we needed a sub and
Subbed in Chazah now I could we could just say fuck that and keep jimmed with edgy and keep xqc with jimmed edgy
He's just trying to find a way to win bro he's asked yo stable you are sharing your poor
Now give your car to your brother that you stole from him go ahead now go with silky and
60,000 first of all, I'm gonna make sure it's in a school zone. That's number one
Over guys funds over
What what what's what's over? What what over? What?
Wait, you know jakesy I get a question
Guys it's women's day happy women's day. Okay. All right now
Here's the thing happy women's day in here first and foremost. All right
And today it's women's day every day for me ladies. Just don't put that out
Okay, and we are going to be having xqc on a team with jim jim veggie. We're not gonna submit Chaz
I'm not ready though. Ray's good. No family. So you want to stay in this team that you want to stay? Yeah, oh
I'm saying I'm good bro. I promise
It's QC Ray.
Yeah, really?
I'll go there.
Wait, is Silky on our team now?
What the hell is happening?
Yeah.
I'm dreaming, I'm dreaming, I'm dreaming, I'm dreaming.
Oh.
Or women's day, can we get something,
or maybe Ricky on our team?
No, no, you can't get a champion.
Oh my god.
The way this tournament is orchestrated is
half of the streamers in here have either never played
the game, or the other half have probably
20 hours total on the game.
Everyone's new to the game.
and I'm trying to figure out a good way to balance the teams.
Now, Silky, Sina, and Joe, that's a good team, right?
Yeah.
I'm not with that, I'm fine with that.
Yeah, I'm fine with that.
Oh, what were you gonna say, Joe?
Oh, I was gonna say, I didn't know,
I thought Silky couldn't make it.
Yes, yeah.
Silky, do you have the game downloaded by the way?
Just Silky.
I like Ray, I like Los, I love Los.
Okay, I got it.
Los is probably not gonna show up, he's fat too.
For president it all right, let me check back in with those pretty quick
Pretty low skates that he's playing on his on his air pods today. Oh, yeah
Yeah, Los doesn't play with a headset because he doesn't want a headset that he told me yeah, I wish I had a headsets
I want to hear your voice your fucking, you know, you fucking
Exploded right now, bro. I will turn you to fucking dust
I'm gonna fucking snap you when I see you bitch. Yes, you can literally get
Someone came over to you
Shut up
Hey, hey, Ron, you're on a connect for us a mic, bro.
What's going on?
Oh, I got the wrong mic on my phone, bro.
I'm not going to hold on.
Ironic, by the way.
All right, wait, hold on.
Wait, why did you get why that's not running?
Because it's like this fucking horrible.
It's been horrible for four years, for five years.
Yo, six or seven years.
Six, seven years.
Nice.
Nice, nice, nice.
Hey, man, how's it going, man?
Hey, X, I just want to let you know
a lot of viewers say I was getting first rounded.
I doubted hacks.
I don't care.
I'm gonna be blatantly cheating with Ryan.
Yeah, man.
Yo, he's got, he's got full of fucking Brian.
Holy.
Oh, no, no.
Ryan doesn't cheat.
Me, yo, it is crazy that me and she's our better than you at CS.
It is kind of true.
True, I do, true.
I guess I should kind of go to.
Hey, Santa, how you doing?
Oh, she deafened.
Hey, Santa, how you doing?
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
I was, I was talking about chat.
Hello.
It's okay.
How you doing?
Nice to finally meet you.
We've never met.
Are you ready to lose today?
I'm actually not going to lose.
I downloaded wallhacks and aimbot, so.
Because that's the only thing you can use to win?
Exactly.
Yeah.
Wait, Swank, that was funny.
Oh, I'm going to throw my back on a playing game,
a play the game.
It's OK, bro.
It's all right.
It's all right.
I think you're going to feel when I have
confidence on my team.
Coffin is shit.
No, no, no, no.
Oh my god, I can't, bro.
I can't.
He's not poop.
We're going to win.
I'm feeling very confident.
Wait, so when are we starting those?
Seems like not a lot of people are here.
Ready?
Yeah, we're early.
We're early.
We're doing this.
Yeah, Los Polos needs at least an hour notice.
What?
Can someone get Los please?
Really?
He's probably out of late, bro.
I'm not going to spend X's here all the time.
Because that's how Los is, bro.
I made you do my thing.
Yo.
I'm going to do my thing.
I've never had time.
I've never had time.
19 X is 30 minutes away, so we got a bit of a deal.
That's fine.
What's up, Jason?
How are you?
What's up, Eddie and Mero?
I hope everything is going well with you, man.
Hey, you know what?
Thank you, man.
I appreciate that a lot.
Hey, what's up?
Yeah, by the way, Jason,
then you can meet your dog, Sam last time?
Yeah, he did.
Yeah, he did.
I know that.
I know that.
Sorry, no hard feelings, bro.
That makes both of us, bro.
Shit.
Yeah, no hard feelings.
No hard feelings.
Cackle, Cackle, Cackle, Cackle, Cackle, Cackle, Cackle.
It's chapter good.
Hey, Ron, let's get on pack draw.
Come on.
What the heck was that?
Wait, is Chazza good or is he bad?
Wait, what did you say?
Is Chazza good or is he bad?
I don't understand what you're saying. Sorry.
Is Chazza good or bad?
Chazza.
Wait, Deji, Deji, would you fight on brand risk if I got you a bag?
Nah, I didn't fuck you, bro.
I missed you when you were in the UK and you had me.
I can see it.
Don't do that.
I can see it, Daisy.
I can see it, Daisy.
I can see it, Daisy.
I can see it, Daisy.
I can see it.
What?
Daisy, that's a weird.
I can see it, Daisy.
What?
Hey, yo.
What?
Daisy, I'm sorry.
OK?
I'll tell you what.
I'll forgive you.
I'll make it up to you.
Come out to the states.
I'll make sure you're taking care of very well.
OK.
All right.
Cool.
I appreciate you.
And I will tell you this, dude.
Like, come fight with me.
Just run that's that that's gonna be your chat when you load up after all
What's up, dude, yo are you guys all ready to go over there my download
My teammates two hours away the fuck are you talking talking about
I'm not here either. Where's Marlon? Marlon said he's trying to fitting for a
that's what he told me. Marlon, so what? Yeah, no one told me. No one told me. You're
gonna end up on the wall. They did it because you said that. DG. So no one's home. It's
what I'm hearing. No one's home. No, but I'm here. What if we just get Jason's
here and you see and and Ron and Senna and
break it up into pieces, right? Yeah.
Squishy. How you doing, Squishy?
That's yeah, like Squishy, are you good?
Like 50 hours, but I'm the best player.
Who's the best player?
Sort of probably me or me or me or probably.
How many agents?
Agents on 200 ping.
Yeah, you put you put the best against my team.
Like why'd you do what you want me out of it. No, so we got news. We're gonna randomize the bracket right before
Now the thing is
It was single elimination
I think we should say I think we should
Okay, you're kind of bright you're kind of bright here's the thing here's the thing power rankings then seed it
Are they legitimately people not home because if they are we have to put their game last we have to make all coffee
I got you the call on one week
We're called coffee and Bruce
One like
Well, he was like 10 minutes ago
Dude, dude, I don't know if you have boost legs. You're not lucky. Why now do the dick right thing? Well, I think I think
He hates everybody
Come on don't worry excuse me. I love you. Yo, yo, yo, yo
Destroyed it one more time
All right, listen come I say you link down the walls there's no recoil and all that shit. We need all that stuff
All right, cool, I just now a lot of shit all right
Lacey
Lacey what's good dude? I'm on my period the fuck
No, Marlon's nowhere to be fucking seen.
Lacey, I liked your seat at UFC.
Really?
Yeah, dude. You're really gross.
What UFC? Where?
You're an asshole.
Why do you tap your knee bro?
Make sure you're straight.
Bro, I had me in a fucking nose, Lacey.
Yo, Marlon! Yo, Marlon!
Where the fuck are you?
What do you mean? I'm on my way!
Where are you?
Well, I'm coming. I need to check my snap.
Are you just promoting your I'm not going to your gay snapchat, bro. Like what like bro? What did he post on his snapchat?
Who the fuck uses snapchat unless you're like a fucking teenager man. It's a grown-ass man using a snapchat
What is Marlon's snapchat? Can someone tell me I don't even know how to find it
I did I did ask don't even know how to find it, bro. Like this is what happens when I search up Marlon on snapchat
Like he the fuck
like this. Who is this guy, this Indian Marlin? Like what? Oh I found it. Absolutely nothing
was posted on Snapchat. Nice. I actually think Marlin should die in a fire. No it's not.
Aiden, you're going to throw it in other games. Not in our six. I've seen a squishy
He's a pro. I see the squishy clip. He's warming up right now. He's a fucking pro.
Yeah bro, we should have won.
We should have won.
I have 50 hours on this game.
We're not replacing most. We're not replacing most.
Guys, guys, I'm level four.
I don't even know.
We know your dog shit.
He's like a silky-played rainbow.
No. No.
Not even a chance.
So good luck.
Wait, so I have like 50 hours on rainbow and both of my teammates are like level 3.
Holy fuck.
Joe, Joe, Joe.
I'm lucky.
But I like it.
So now you're going to feel what I felt last night, Joe.
I'm joining.
That's valid.
Sketch training, you're fine.
Sketch training.
Yeah, wait.
You guys want to play some?
You guys want to play Mungus?
Yo I love that right now. I love getting the Mungus with you.
No, people are saying no. They're not feeling it.
Okay.
Okay.
Got the phone? Got the phone?
Oh my God.
Where's this call though?
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Cartofo. This would be a classic.
Yeah, that would be generational.
Wait, did we start on 30?
You might be harder to understand than XQC, bro.
Yeah, true.
No, I'm kidding.
Hey, Degi, dude, I'm joking.
I'm sorry.
No, I'll be real.
I'm not getting the humor, so it's okay.
It's okay.
Yo, you have to do this all day, whether the accent thing, Degi?
Do you have to keep it up all day?
Yeah, is it natural?
All right, bro.
Fuck you, man.
I'm gonna talk to you.
You can't, man.
Fuck.
You got it.
Wait, so why is this whole called death and now guys like come on where the vibes at dude cuz I'm no one
I'm gonna shut up. I think I'm talking too much. I don't know
Oh, where's Lois where's Bruce who else we missing most of the drive-thru let me call
I'm gonna call Lois. Come on
Call us real quick
Let's see he was it was a minute ago. Oh, no, no, he wasn't he wasn't
This is a snake
Solid snake
Wait, what the fuck one of this guy knows come this court Drake's in here right now dude right now
He's playing Iceman join the discord call right now
Real yo Mac, let's do it
right now. Right now, dude.
He's really mad like come right
now. Like right now. Yo, when
those eyes then drop actually,
I can't say it. Oh, you know,
so we ready to start this thing?
Yeah, I'm going to try it.
But we're starting right now. I
do a present in the in the
other guys in the game. I know
10 minutes started to execute
Wait, Jamesy. So, you know,
Clips you have to play bro. It takes like three days though or four days. Yeah, you're playing last of us though
Oh my game. Oh my god
Who is graph five games of all time?
Yeah, hold on Neon's reading
This is what I was gonna say two years. All right. Oh my god. Look at this
That is the chuddest thing I've ever done in my life.
Bro, last of us two has better fighting, better...
Drew, James, you just play both.
I mean, for half the game.
Oh, you don't play tap, don't you like?
What's up, Jinger?
Yeah, it's women's day, so...
I enjoy this one better.
Yo, James!
I'm not drowning this card.
Yo Jinz Yo Jinz
Oh
What the fuck?
Good talking Riley how you doing?
Everything's going to be smooth
Oh nice okay thanks
Where's Lose?
Where is Leon?
He's under the way
Oh Leon's coming right now
Yes, oh my god
Tell stable Ronaldo
I want you to beat the fuck
Come on dude be nice
Stable Ronaldo is ruining this call. Fuck him. No don't say shit like that. You know ginger what's going on man
It's nice to meet you guys. I'm trying to yes. Hello there. You're kidding me. Yeah, I'm all right, mate
Yeah, I did
Ginger we swap teams way inside by that
Yeah, yeah, I think you're a force. Jin's may I speak to my office short really quick
Of course you can't do it. She just you just drove me mate. Yeah, no
We love to
British person here, I just got action. Yeah, holy shit. What's happening any other call?
I'm down to listen to what's going on here. Yeah, fuck it. Let's go. James. Do you remember your invited guys?
James, do you remember when I told you XTC was on your team?
Yeah, no, yeah, I remember because I specifically was like
I
Those packs those packs yeah, yeah, yeah, I just put it in I put it in enough. It is the new ones for you dude
Holy shit balls
Three it's two fifty one. What are the odds we start nine minutes? It's five fifty. Oh, I forgot your I'm gonna get in the game
I'm not gonna pay this range is so sorry
You're saying bro
Yo
Give your brother his car back. Yeah, turn the box off for like a minute. So we have a chance
Yeah
Holy fucking shit
How's the women
National Women's Day. Don't give a shit who asked fuck it shut the fuck up
Thank you now
They stole 5,000 credits out of me. Oh my god. My game crashed in STEM and Alpine. Oh my god. I actually got scammed
So Riley, how you doing? Yo, hello?
Are you bray's you know, I'm Canadian
I'm from Ontario
No, we're part though Gerberts. Oh, I live by Toronto. Nice. Oh, I'm from saga
I got a little sob in there, you
know, I'm a sobbing city boy.
No, no, no, no.
Wait, what?
That's right, that's right.
That's right.
Yeah, so how's everyone doing?
Fantastic.
Yeah.
XQ, I might need your help with something.
Well, what is it?
Dude, I want to be streaming consistently.
I might need your Adderall plug.
Yo, I don't, I don't have a plug nor do I have the product.
Oh yeah?
So how do you do it?
And the product.
Holy horror.
Hear me out, X?
We should make our own Adderall.
We would be so rich.
Let's own the pharmaceutical company.
I'm telling you, we will make so much bread.
You're down.
Let's go.
Let's own pharmaceuticals, yeah.
OK, I will handle the cough section.
And you handle the, you know, drink ADHD section.
I'll test it out to make sure it's quality product out of that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, of course, of course.
It's obvious why it's a bug.
So are we just going to sit here and stay?
I'm so confused what we're doing.
Yes?
We're doing something with the bracket, I think.
What the fuck?
I can't put it out.
I'm just going to shut them down.
What is that sound?
Oh, what?
Open up!
Take this spot!
Take this spot!
Take this spot!
Take this spot!
Hey, let's win this shit!
Come on, baby!
Lock it, baby!
Everybody rock it up!
Woo!
How we fun?
Hey, let's win this shit!
I know who's in this one!
Fuck y'all win this shit!
So let me get you straight, right?
You decided to come in.
Super late.
You haven't warmed up.
You haven't done anything, and you're dressed like a fucking chud.
Emma?
No!
No!
No!
wasted my fucking time right you fucking go with this baby
yo get on the game and warm up yeah bro that's what happens when you get
mauged by the ASU frat leader bro life just goes down fucking hill like like
that ass just goes down fucking hill bro yo I unbox the black ice wait is
Is this good?
Is that good?
Is that good?
No.
57?
Guys, moments here, don't worry, we're locked.
You know, I think you and my dad
are like around the same age, that's awesome.
Yeah, I mean, you're the old guy's
gotta stay together, you know what I'm saying?
But true.
Yeah, are you, do you drink beer?
Do you drink beer?
Yeah.
Yeah, and wine.
I don't drink hard liquor anymore.
That shit is the poison.
Bro, do you drink hard liquor?
Honestly, yeah.
True, yeah.
Sometimes.
Yeah, true.
No, bro, as like a father,
like figure, like your father would say,
dude, stay off that shit.
I mean, wine is one thing, beer is one thing.
Hard liquor, dude, fuck you up, dude.
What's your favorite beer?
My favorite beer is Newcastle Bernal.
Ooh, classic.
Ooh, classic, classic.
Classic, classic.
Now let me ask you, did you have wine or beer tonight?
Wine.
Oh, nice.
Wine or red?
Red.
Ooh, you're fair to tell here.
I mean, it's a cheap gift, though.
It's like yellow chips and crabs, and it's yellow tail.
Put your cameras on, I want to see you guys, man.
I'm fine, I don't know how to do this.
I
Say what would you say pops?
You're a father
You're looking good dude. You've been working out. I've got nine pounds and come show me where coffee you run my day my ideas
You can't work out for a month. They take your kids up. Thank you. Thanks out ironic. You're 300 pounds
I'm six four
Sam
You're saying that's no shut the fuck up
Where's your kid
Yeah, no, he's a jester, he's a jester, he's a jester.
It's just a Caesar, hang on.
Thanks.
Dude, why don't we have our, come on,
let's see how long this cam's on.
Yeah, okay, I'm going to album out.
I'm making a third today, I'm family.
You saw it, the virtual camera.
Where am I at this, man?
Are you everybody there?
Right, bro.
The camera, wait a minute.
I go live, come get to the camera.
Is that him?
Or the kick team here, guys?
Me.
Look at the three, look at the back three on kick.
I'm going to get a big three.
Okay.
This is the big three.
Excuse me.
What's your thoughts on Mr.
Bees?
I want to be asked.
Wow.
I mean, it's Mr.
Bees.
What about it?
No.
I just want to ask how is it?
Are we starting?
Yeah.
Go on there.
Yes.
Run.
You all right, mate?
Yeah.
We're drafting your captain wrong.
Wait, we're drafting?
What?
No, no, no, no, we can't.
No, we can't.
We can't do it in the draft,
bro.
I'm changing my team. There's no way I'm doing it. I'm literally doing a land. There's no way. Oh, no, I can't get no
But
They have to wait so we have to because there's not enough people are you dead us?
No, I was I was lying, but he did air the idea of drafting before he death it so I don't know
Oh my god.
I'm talking about now.
No.
Oh my god.
Ron, just so you know, out of the 1000s you owe me, you owe me a gifted sub this month,
if that's all right.
Oh yeah, I forgot.
Let me do that right now.
Thank you very much man.
Appreciate that a lot.
Thank you.
I forgot Chad, who was there for that?
I do remember that.
I do owe you a sub.
Oh, Gens, did you win your 1v1 against Marlin after the Rocket League?
I did win it, yeah, absolutely.
One sub.
Oh, just one more.
I've got a visitor.
You all right, Jake?
There you go, mate.
There you go, mate.
I'm a good fucking dude.
your next sub will be April 8th at three o'clock p.m.
There we go.
Nice, everyone deafens when I get this call.
The other call, everyone's deafened also.
I'm listening to you, Ron. Don't worry.
Ron, do you want to give this sub, mate?
I appreciate it a lot, Ron. Thank you, brother.
Thank you, bro.
Thank you, bro.
Thank you.
Oh, Ron, I've got two of the both boys here that want to say something to you, man.
Hey, did you?
No, that's not me.
Hello, hello, hello.
I'm back try again try again. So what's the update? This is going really well. We're just gonna keep the teams. We're just gonna keep the teams.
Okay, so is everyone here?
I think everybody's ready to go.
What are the rules of this tournament? So every game goes up to four. Um, what map? Four?
Every yes, because I don't want it to take like 27 hours. So this should take about three hours maximum maximum
Now, um, why are Arke and Yugi not home?
Okay, whatever.
Let's go there.
10 minutes.
10 minutes.
Marlon is here.
Marlon is here.
So yeah, don't worry about that.
And he looks good.
Well, he has to do a 30 minute intro.
So he got some time.
And agents call him.
He wants to.
Marlon also has an ad read before he said.
He'll be about 45 minutes.
So don't worry about it.
Nice.
Yes.
I don't know what's going on.
Yeah, let's get cheese or two.
Hey, hold on.
You want to box cheese?
Box cheese or for real?
I would literally, yeah.
I got cheese.
I got cheese.
I got cheese.
I got cheese.
I got cheese.
I got cheese.
Hey, man.
I thought you'd be no one to say something.
We got a more camera.
Oh, hey.
Oh, what's up, man?
What's up, man?
What is Bino going to say?
What's up?
What's going on, man?
What's going on, brother?
How are you?
Good, good, good, good, good.
You're number one black person on the ball side.
Oh, you want me on it?
You guys want to get me on it?
Yeah, I did hear what Bino said.
What did he say?
Wait, let me tell you one thing.
I think you and Neil would be a great fight,
and I could get you guys a good back.
I'm telling you, dude.
Oh, yeah, yeah, I'll get you that money, man.
I want Jack.
Run.
Let me ask you a question.
I got a fine for a national treasure.
No, no, no, no.
Let's get you some money.
I'll get you a million times.
I'll get you a million times a million dollars.
What do you think about that now?
A million times, oh yeah.
Why do we call these dollars?
A million Taiwanese dollars is $30,000.
All right guys, better pay the bill.
Start paying back the bill.
Hey, we're starting?
So first match, we got Squishy Zoink Riley Bruce
Kuffman Aiden.
You said you were shooting at him!
I said, I said, I said, I said,
you said you were shooting at the bracket!
All right, you're right, you're right.
High fives, get in here, shuffle to the bracket,
set the time.
Okay, I'm gonna go be high by a screen share and shuffle all right shuffle shuffle. I'll be back
Ray we're getting ready
Oh
You know, I'm Jewish. Yeah, of course you're eating due to spa
You cannot box
Yeah, you're my friend on you. Why do you mean? No, because I don't need to get embarrassed again if I'm on a show.
There we go.
Damn Joe Bar. You're a real big Joe Bar.
You look like Joe Barrow.
You look like Joe Barrow.
You look like Joe Barrow.
You've got a good frame.
Okay, I can see it.
Hey, come on. Do monkey in this for now. Come on, bag up. Tits out. Tits out right now. Get to it. Let's go.
Shut up, weirdo. Don't be weirdo. I'm not here for the R6 tournament.
So where so where where's where's Bruce?
Wait Bruce is awake Bruce is awake her sleep
He's the way he's happy wait using my child like an hour ago. Yeah
Let's get it going
guys hold up so it comes from what about me oh
guys what's your camera on bro but you
from like the UK though I want to see
camera I know we chili dolls and burgers
That's how we eat, bro.
So, um, what we're gonna do is if anybody's asleep, if anybody's not ready to go, we're
just gonna put their game last.
Okay?
Yes.
So, I think that's there.
I think you should get a solo fighting game instead of a non-reflection.
That's all.
Yeah.
For real.
Okay.
Sack or a game.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
High-five.
Screech air.
High-five.
Are you ready to shuffle?
High-five?
Ready to shuffle?
We need a screen share.
Where is it?
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
We're going to go. We're going to
completely randomize the bracket.
All right. Okay. Who is this?
Where is it? Screenshot.
I am in. All right.
Can everybody see? Yes.
Seven times, seven.
Slow, slow, slow.
Spin it seven times.
Come on, come on.
Seven times.
Seven times.
One, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, seven.
What do you mean, man?
Yeah, you guys, you're the leader of the team.
You're the leader of the team, Dumbass.
You're the best.
You're the best.
You're the best.
You're the best.
That's so fucking awesome.
Just fuck off, you skinny fucking fucker.
It's crazy.
It's fine.
We can win.
Stop, man.
It's just the season.
All right, guys.
I think everyone should now split up into their teams.
We have team calls for everybody, all right?
Is it one game at a time?
Do we need to watch?
Yes.
One at a time.
The games are not that long.
The games are not that long.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Does that mean that it's so late?
Are we first game?
What's up?
You can't be that easy!
Oh my God!
Is that what it is?
You break on the rocks!
You're the dance?
The games are going to be about...
The games are going to be about 12 minutes.
What math?
We're going to swap it every game.
Swap it every game.
Can I request a map?
No, I'm not sure. Hey, we're
no, no, no requests from Joe.
No, we're so calm. No.
You're going to go to the general
chat and add me. I already sent
how to do it. Yeah, the only way
to get into the lobby is adding
Hyven's you get in any other
over or I'm.
Hello? Who is this?
is this Junco dad how do you get in here I joined the call hey dad hey hey dad
how's it going oh wrongs in here yeah no you're not playing dual front dad
you're playing 3v3 tournament your teammates are ginger and veggie all right
Oh
This is run this run
He's new to this one. Yeah, no shit run. So Mike several
Mike did Jinxie ever give you the turbo s? I
Know it's a fucking rental. Oh, it was not
It was not a rental
It was not a rental. Okay. Let me check on this team here
I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm being generally honest with you if you're actually good. I'm actually really good
Oh, I'm telling you right now if we lose to who we going inside Jason Yugi
I'm not kidding. They see I was I would that ass be so disappointed. No, no, no, Ron
I'm not kidding. I'm actually like really good. No, are you is he trying to know?
No, I'm not sure don't lie to me bro. Like I'm not I'm actually like generally good
They're all saying no, bro. I swear. Yo, oh, they're not even watching my shit. They're watching yours. How would they know?
Oh, I know but Marlin is actually useless. So I need you to play good. Yugi's good and Jason. Okay?
Ron, Ron, I'm not your big guy.
I'm bad. What's up? What's up, dude?
Yo, explain to me why, why, um,
Lacey takes a gambling deal and you take off yours, table.
and explain to me this, explain to me this, why does every time you have no content you
come into my call or mention me in your intros, are you falling off, are you falling off?
Is this really the end of you?
Because you're lying true to your, you're my pawn, you're my employee.
Wait, now riddle me this, now riddle me this, give your brother his car back, you
make so much money right?
From your gambling deal, give your brother his car.
You left the biggest bang of your career on the table, because of all the cars, you left it all on the ground.
You always say, I want this land, I want to land, I want to land both.
You leave it on the ground because of the big stones on your mother.
Because of little...
That's crazy.
Don't you hate it, man!
Lay off all my cars.
What?
Oh my god, man, this is so good. I'm so talented.
I
like a pawn bro
I thought you were
I thought you were on business on G
I'm still on business on G
I'm still on business I'm still on business on G
you're on pawn bro you're on pawn
thank you
and don't get first rounded bro don't get first rounded
okay
pull this shit back to get first rounded i'll be back
no i'm so talented in this game
why am i not pro in this game
the day i take a gambling deal
is when i get paid bigger bags for what that was
boys boys boys
Boys boys boys
How are we doing boys I
Have fucking this dog dude, dude, I'm not
I said it again. Oh gosh, hold on. I need to fix my audio. I need to fix my audio for
your problem. Yeah, like a glow. You have like a real glow when you walk in. Are you
having sex? I'm not going to lie. No, I'm not having sex, but I'm actually the opposite.
I'm actually staying celibate boys
What character should I be playing during this game?
All right, listen, I'm gonna play ace and fenrir. You know actually play those characters. I'm dead
Happy international women's day, man
There's no time for this. I'm dead
Don't throw like you're laughing bro. Like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like
It's actually over Marlin's gonna actually ruin this and try to make
I'm not yo, why I'm saying real voice
Wait Ron Ron I just want to tell you
What do you mean?
How do I turn you all down?
What?
What you want to see?
Not a bad shot, but Lacy is good as well.
Here we go, Chad.
I'm trying to use the new...
Is that better? Is that better?
Is it better?
Chad, do I have to learn how to use the new...
Is that better?
Holy shit, Chad, my aim's gone.
Ow!
Dad, they started yet or no?
Yo boys, what game do- am I downloading?
Wait, did you download 3?
I already see this.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, Lacy!
Wait, Lacy, Lacy, Lacy, Lacy!
He just said, what game do we fucking download?
Lacey!
Uh, yeah, I don't worry. He has the game downloaded.
I'm very... Wait, do you... Do you auto-heal on this game or no?
Yeah, it's over. My team is...
Alright, boy, seriously. Alright. Can we have a team talk?
Or have y'all already had that round without me? Like, no joke.
Why would we have a fucking team talk before the game even fucking starts you burger?
Nothing wrong with spending time in the range.
Oh, fuck! My...
Y'all boys, I can't hear y'all! My head's so...
Fuck me and my little ass!
Yeah, it's over man. I'm back. I'm back.
I'm back. I'm back.
I'm not even kidding, bro.
It's over before you fucking started, man.
She isn't my fucking penis until I cream this over.
I'm back.
Yo, boys, I'm playing a little scuff control and not a bad shot, eh?
You didn't even know what a scuff is!
You didn't even know what a scuff is!
You're pro...
So you played Rainbow Six each?
or five or five. So boys. So, can someone give me a break down here boys? What? I like
the full break down. I was going off today. We have a tournament and you are dog shit
and if I get carried and go fly be the reason you lose and then fly all of this
here giggling. No, okay. Alright.
Champion, I'm going to get one of ten right now.
Boys, seriously. First of all, I actually take this here.
I'm not even kidding. I'm getting into the chat saying that we're playing first, apparently.
Oh, fuck. Y'all, I'm getting a lot of gaining, boys.
Hey, check. Could be a short stream, y'all.
Yeah, two streams, man. Now be fucking streaming the chat.
Could be short stream of gear, boys. Hey, listen, I'm locked up for sure.
And I'm gonna get you right now.
Who's better? Earthy or Marley?
Are you fucking kidding me? You'll ever dispense with us.
Oh, Yu-Gi is actually good, and Jason's not bad, so...
I don't know what the fuck this lineup is, but it's too low-key.
It's honestly kind of fucked. I'm not gonna lie.
Nox, I'm gonna be honest with you, I'm actually good.
Like, I know you think I'm trolling.
Yeah, I'm playing Lamar-Gilay. I'm playing a little bit of Lamar-Veroguit, not a bad shot.
I'm playing a little clubhouse. Fuck, I like party clubhouses.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
What?
Oh, my...
Yo, little fucking sea and towel.
Oh, fuck! I'm bad!
I'm gonna shoot an SMG and not know what to do bro. I'm dead ass.
I'm gonna be honest, how am I downfall? Chad, how can I practice knowing what to do with the characters? My aim is good.
How do I practice getting good with the characters?
Chad, what rank is Marlin?
I'm cool with 80, I'm pretty sure.
Should we do a practice 3v3?
That's all
I'm not gonna lie boys
There's a day's literally. Hey, I'm I'm kidding. I don't think literally a map. That's called
Let's get it. No seriously dude. I'm actually like
I'm not trying to have a two-hour free beer. Okay
I know three three actually what are you thinking I am as low-key y'all I'm not gonna lie this to chat am I moving right now
No troll I feel fucking yo we gotta get to a three three or else we are about to play wait no we're playing in second
They're saying the game start yet
Did their game start kills let's warm over three three day invite me?
How about you shut your fucking mouth before I fucking yeah
Can you please get
How do you all invite me instead?
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god
XQC has Jason on his team
So yeah, this is not fun no more
Are you getting 8.8 or 6?
No
Fuck it wish yo, is there a price point this shit or just plain for the love of the fucking gamer
Love it again, dude as absolute bullshit as absolute bullshit
Wait, I'm not gonna we should talk about him putting up a price pull. Let's be honest. I'm Sam, bro
Where's the app because I'm probably making a cool five six hundred k off of this shit fuck
Betcha how much money should Jinxie put up
Ron looking mobs more than thank you, bro. Yo, sorry this channel's fool. Yo Jinxie join the call
Yo, I'm not gonna lie. What do you got time to do no fucking phone lines here hotline bling and shake
Can we hop in some 3b3 and start fucking practicing time to wait on it?
Okay, so when I buy me boys or no?
Wow
In fucking yes, yes, yes
if you wasn't invited, don't ask the gal.
Okay, Marlin, what is your Ubisoft name?
Am I in this lobby chat? How dead is this game that it came in?
I invited you, I invited you. What is your Ubisoft name, Marlin?
How do I find that?
It's your Ubi. Do you know what your Ubi is or not?
Does anyone know Marlin's Ubi that can help us?
Like, two Ubi that day you watched this?
Oh, I'm having a cramp! I'm having a cramp!
Yeah, no, I, uh, alright, bro.
Oh, I'm having a cramp.
How do you having a cramp? You're a man, bro.
Because yes, I do I'm on a period. It's not how that works. That's not how that works
Yo, yo stop being close to fucking door. I don't have a door boys
How do I tell y'all stop putting that pissing me off already put it in you started? Yo, how do I find my to be dude?
It's a fucking ubi bro. It's your ubi. What is your fucking ubi soft?
Press shift this to be
Is that funny
Yo, yo, give us a fucking Ubisoft.
What is it?
Yo, Drew!
It's probably smart.
Well, have eyes.
Whoever's in there.
There's no high-fives here, bro.
Bro, one, press Shift F2.
Shift F2.
Wait, shh.
Yo, you can't press the Shift in the F2.
I'm on control.
I'm on control.
I'm on control.
Get off, get off!
Get off, get off!
I'm just going to go to his room.
I'm just going to go to his room.
I'm just going to go to his room.
All right, all right.
Okay, fucking, I'm scared.
All right.
Calm down.
Alright calm down calm down calm down calm down calm down calm down calm down calm down calm down calm down calm down calm down.
Where's your mouse?
I can smell dude.
Where's your mouse?
Hurry up dude. I got fucking gifts.
That is at least.
Oh it's lazy shit. I wouldn't sleep this shit at night.
Okay.
Okay let me go to your Ubisoft.
I don't know what's on here not to mess with you.
Wait, so
Are we playing like on a map is 3v3?
Oh, what the fuck so Ron Ron helps on Jason I hope on you easy shit
I'm gonna add you and you have to be ready for my friend request, okay
There's gonna probably stop having a lot of people in there.
Okay, hold on, are you ready?
Okay.
No, Ron, you can't play the game, right?
He's the best player.
Are you fucking serious?
Yes.
Marley, did you get it?
Jesus Christ, yes, yeah.
I just added you, I do, I do.
Burger, boy.
Yeah, I think so.
I do, I do, I do, I do a little more.
Yo boys, you're empty here. What would you do to Chen?
It's Archie.
Yo, Archie is...
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
No, it's because I got thrown up by the drone. I thought it came from the other side.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo. I'm not even kidding.
I'm not even fucking kidding. If we lose to Archie...
No, no.
Yo, if we get first-rounded, what do we do?
That ass. Like if I get first rounded, like what do I even do? Like do I just cry?
I'm good. No one good will do that. Like... I don't know. But no one good will do that.
But you gotta like shoot the drugs like...
I did an evil nine.
No you're ready?
I'm ready.
No one doesn't know how to do the lobby.
Marlon, what the fuck do you know how to do besides take off your shirt? I'm not even kidding.
I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it.
Okay. Wait. So what do I do, dad?
Wait, is he in the lobby? He's in the lobby. Finally.
Yeah. I don't know what to do. Let's play death match. Let's just warm up.
Let's play it in listed. I don't know.
It's not a card, right? Pretty simple, no?
Yeah. Who's going to sell? I'm really seeing it now.
I'm actually locking in
Wish I was in gift or not or something
No, no, no, no, they're saying not to play this. I don't know how to un-q I don't know how to un-q
Oh my god
Now you cute quick matchmaking Bob left. Holy fucking no good. Oh my god. We're playing elisted
White house
No, listen, this is a real game now. This is actually like this is like a real game
Okay, so just play Marlon
We're on fucking defense, bro. We are on deep. Oh my god. Oh my god. Okay, so where's where's where's rock about or what is it?
What is ready to get shot?
No, do we have time to go by Marlon is then I'm not even kidding
Do we have time is that what do we have time to go by him as in I'm not even kidding. I I literally like
Where's Denver? Where's Denver? Where's Denver?
yo Zen is that like the series like the sweetest use in the fucking like a
little snus or not what are you I don't even know you're saying at this point I'm
dead ass I dead ass don't even know you I didn't fucking pick nothing what the
fuck oh my waste of time oh this is so fucking easy we haven't started the
game hasn't the game hasn't started the game hasn't started I want to turn
on the music a little bit they're saying we're playing as boss right now
Okay, so you're playing it plus AI so let's not so she leaves we leave
No, I'm right. I'm trying this
Yo, what the fuck is a sensitivity yo one thing listen boys boys boys. Listen. Yes one thing about this game fucking is it's all
Audio-based okay, so no just screaming. Etc. You know what I'm saying like it's
Audio-based
Yes, sir. Yeah, what is my G do?
I'm ready for has located a bomb be ready for hostile action. I'm a
Free kill on me mouse. I don't even have no, but
Yo boys anyone know how to hide up my sister little bit. No, oh you open your settings. Yeah
Find out like
Is this a mouse? I don't know, I don't know.
Your location has been compromised.
Go down, bottom, bottom, okay, bottom, bottom.
Wait, since when is there a mini-map on the map?
Did they just add this?
Very bottom, hold on.
Very bottom, like, very bottom.
Oh, Jesse.
Kill him, kill him, kill him.
I'm not sure which one of those is the one.
Shut up, piss up. Friendly, fire.
I
Lace
Are you doing good or no?
Vertical vertical vertical horizon sense vertical horizontal this one right here
I'm dancing last season 5.
No, no, I got a prank, I got a prank, chill out.
You got left out of the match.
You just left the match, Marlon.
You have to remove from the game due to inactivity.
Shit.
Yeah, bro, I'm meeting them.
Yeah, bro, I'm on this.
No, no, no, no, no, listen, listen.
It's so fucking cooked.
How do I change sensitivity?
I don't understand.
Fuck this.
Did you even try?
How did you get to do it if that didn't even write your setup?
You even tried.
I swear.
I invited you guys.
I invited you guys.
I'm not kidding.
I'm not even kidding.
I'm not even kidding right now.
No kidding.
Go to your controller settings.
How is this?
I was literally doing that.
I'm not even kidding.
Should I do it now?
Like while I'm here?
I'm noticing to a quick match.
Come on.
Lock in.
Lock in.
Not gonna lie, Marlon's gonna be useless having to place a Valkyrie, so he can place a...
Fuck off! Valkyrie, that's a fucking streamer! What the fuck?
Yo, I'm putting 65 sensitivity, alright?
I think that's pretty solid.
65?
What is that paddle good?
Among seven!
What?!
I can't, I can't.
You're gonna do 65 sensitivity.
Marlon, do me a favor. Marlon, do me a favor.
Put the controller down, plug in a mouse,
match my settings, and hide in a corner on the map.
every time I die, I'll run down
like dead ass you are useless.
That's not a bad strategy.
I'm not even kidding.
I just got a good strategy.
I was excited.
Let's use me as bait.
Like I'm being so serious.
Let me go in front of y'all.
Y'all come behind me in a line.
Pop out right and left.
Pop, pop, pop.
I died y'all.
That's not how this game works.
That's not a bad shout.
I know, I know, I know.
Marlon, Marlon, this game is all about like strategy.
It's not about just running in with guns.
I think we put Marlon on a shield, I'm not even kidding, I see.
That's so far, I'm so sorry about you, that's so smart.
I can't even put him on a shield.
Marlon, all you have to do with the shield is crouch and look at them and don't turn
it out as long as you do that.
You won't die, okay?
So, okay, so what was that again?
Yeah.
So she would and hide in the corner. We got it
Cholera how do I get out of this now cuz I'm seeing like this bad y'all fucking duke a beat
Yo, Marvin, can you pick your player dude? You're the only one. I
Literally don't know how to be a plan on the shoulder. Just click a player
Even a chance we make it out the first round
I actually don't think so. I actually think I got all the way to troll. I'm dead ass.
Because all three of them are at least a little competing.
Wait. Who? Duke of E. Who's that?
Oh, my living thing. It's Yoppa.
It's Dokka B.
Oh, Dokka B. Okay.
Why was my chest so fucking defended? Yo, gross on the fucking floor.
Yo, go up here!
This is called the drone phase. Right now,
What is that?
Yeah, let me fucking explain!
You drive the drone around the map
And then you look for a hole. Let me watch how you play
What I do when I see enemies
Why would a game
Why would the game makes a map that can walk out of are you fucking serious?
just took it out of the fucking zone like oh okay you see how operation is located
that's where the bomb is yes we got to go to the bomb to the bomb to defuse it
is this the best i can go
my incisitivity is shit my fucking grandma was doing this for the next day
how'd y'all do that
i don't know i need you to lock in that uh how did you do that how did we do what
How did we just do oh god I got it got it got it got it got it got it got it got it got it got it got it got it got it got it.
Hello. Hey, happy investing with me bro.
Got one?
Swapping!
Nice lace, nice lace.
Got more gun coming.
Now they have to play some life.
WHAT?
Got another, got another.
Oh, we play with fucking three got three got three got three got three. I'm back
Below you
It's armored nice
What you don't have to you know where he is go come on
Nice
Lacey, Lacey, Lacey, you shit.
Wow!
Lacey, Lacey, you gotta play ACOM on.
That's the meta.
No, I don't like it, I don't like it.
Are you dead ass?
You're a fucking dog, dude.
I'm not in a cavity.
Are you dead ass?
Hold on now, Lace.
Hold on now.
All right, let's play.
Yeah, we gotta play Cliffside.
Yup.
Cliffside.
Let's go Cliffside.
Let's go Cliffside.
I'm going to strike her.
My collar.
I'm going to go little Thatcher.
I like me a little Thatcher, Lacey.
Oh my god.
Ready?
Yo, I'm not even kidding.
I actually can't pick a player for some reason.
Well, did you try clicking A on one of them?
Yeah.
Let's just wait it out.
It's all good.
It's all good.
We got some.
Well, are you clicking on characters that aren't unlocked?
I don't know.
I'm actually just not even moving.
Y'all dead-ass going to win.
Y'all really think so, Sharon?
Nobody.
Yo, I'm not kidding.
I'm not kidding.
You're not kidding.
When the fuck did this just start?
I'm being so serious.
I'm going to let him at a time.
And I don't want you to be warmed up, bro.
OK.
Okay, Chad is one of the best player in the tournament.
I feel like I'm up there.
I'm up for sure.
I think the best location was the best of the two.
I think the top two players goes.
Ron, Lacey, Marley.
All right, yeah.
So I'd say XQC, I'd say Squishy, XQC, Ron, me.
I can't move.
Apparently, Yugi's pretty good.
Joe is pretty good.
I
Isn't a guy be good too much me squishy in right around the same team
But it's not drunk broken. How do my drums break?
You know much feature
I must have to do with this game five second. You probably made a fucking Jones. Oh, here we go boys. I'm too. Here we go
I'm not gonna. I got it. Okay, so this is laid down. How do I slide?
How does that slide in there's no sliding there's no jump in a fucking chat
You know teach me what my stuff does like what is mine? What does ace have like to use the promise they see they're gonna end up
I don't think they'll be an ace they're gonna be an ace whatever you play their chat is gonna spam it
That's why I'm ambidextrous I can play any character
All right
Can I defend for them is another?
Yo, I'm not I all the upside of why is my aims this low look at this one two three four
four second aim
I run I'm really aiming and it takes forever
Nice nice Ron
Oh my fucking days you fucking corner fuck nice keep going mark you're gonna watch you Marlon
Keep going Mark you go keep going keep pushing keep pushing
I don't peek on a peek on a peek
Keep going straight keep going straight. I'm going. You see that red the fire signature shoot it shoot it shoot it shoot it
Come on
you didn't kill me. You're hating me, I hate him, 75, 75.
No, we didn't shoot you down. Oh my God. Oh my God, Lacey, it's cooked.
Lacey, it's dead-ass cooked. I'm not even kidding.
Are you- I'm down, look, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay.
Why the fuck would nobody get my Rupukar? I'm not even trolling, that's insane, I'll be honest.
Fucking pistol with me. What is that even-
Even pistol with me like a little bitch. Oh, wow, I'm I'm reporting this
I don't want to know my sense. I think it's good
Lawyer sensitivity not things good. I'm keeping above
Who a little snack right now here
Let's give an extra drone or no
I think he's in the bottom right.
One friendly up.
That's what I want to do. I want to peek like that.
Lacey, swing him. Show him who's daddy.
Show him.
Lacey, fuck you. Show him who's that big nigga.
Show him!
1v1, 1v1, 1v1.
You gotta play. Oh, no.
10 seconds.
I got it.
I want to peek like that.
I'm here.
5 seconds remaining.
Got it. I got it.
Oh, I got it. No.
What do you mean, Lacey?
Wait I'm confused how words you put the bomb down. He's oh, I thought I was diffusing
We know my god, I'm seven in one my aim is literally top here. I just sort of game sense. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. It's fine
You're right. You're right. You're gonna carry us to victory. You're right. You're right. You're right
How do I know how do I know if I'm diffusing?
You put the bomb down, that's what I tell you.
So that's probably what happens.
It's a place to defuse.
I prefer a place to defuse the fuser.
More like a master bedroom type of guy or kitchen,
not a bad shot.
What are you saying, Marlon?
All so defuser is the bomb.
Okay.
I thought that meant to defuse.
I'm trying to look.
Chad, did they start game one or no?
I'm trying to look younger.
Yo boys, I feel like we gotta watch
the game once no we got to watch other games I don't even think they started I
don't even think they started why the fuck would I pull up at doing we can't
even start to four five six Jesus Christ yeah I could have baited the plan
but actually I didn't have much time so I feel like I play fine I don't want to
pull my sense out wait are they dead ass waiting for silky are you guys
trolling or no if they're waiting for silky it's actually over
So he does not care bro. I'm not kidding. So he's in Vegas. I'm actually not kidding. He's in Vegas
I'm not kidding. I checked his location. He's in Vegas. He doesn't care, bro
Wait, they're saying he just went live are you?
He's in Vegas. It says he's in Vegas. Where the fuck's he playing from the casino monitors?
What is that? What is that right there? What does that do?
Down to five seconds.
Yeah, I appreciate y'all showing up today's stream.
It's been actually like a great stream. Yeah, I'm ready. It's a sensitive mess up their vision.
So where should I want to place it? Do I place it like when they're near me? Like throw it at them or do I?
Marlin I see you
Blind something they walk near it so how do I want to use it is what I'm asking you guys
I see four of them I see four of them all four right there
I'm just gonna hit 40 I'm just gonna hit 40 points
40 what?
Oh hit him!
F**k almost hit him!
Oh boy he's low I'm not kidding he might get like too health
Wow what a f**king s**t he is
Holy f**k he's still shooting straight forward
That shot and it blinds me
I'm dead ass.
All right, I wanna say this.
I'm dead ass.
I'm not dead ass.
Everybody's only saying don't tap.
I got a fucking-
I need you to not-
Can you please mute when you die?
This game is very sound-based
and you can not do fucking with me now.
I- I think they're cheating.
But they're cheating?
Tap is tap since-
Violet, talk about us or Lacey get here.
It's so scuffed that you're gonna tap.
And they're gonna just tap.
Like, you're gonna be good, like-
Let's fuck it, Dad.
What the fuck are you doing with your shit?
Yeah, that's what he does because the fucking scuff controller. I can't even spray. I'm just tapping
Really tapping?
Well, what are you talking about? It's a scuff controller. It's the best
It's literally broken. It's so scuffed. I can't even shoot with a scuff means bro. It's oh my god
I don't want to add to what's one dream. I gotta be quiet. I'm sorry
Little snaggle in it though. Oh, are you like a soundboard?
one for the championship game
nine and one bro you're carrying us
we're here both
for last upstanding
yep yep yep
that's yours
That's the fuck I'm fucking saying I might play go yo instead who the fuck is go yo
They're starting game one they're starting game one I might play go yo instead. I feel like go yo is better
Should we watch game one boys?
After this round we'll watch game one boys
Cheers boys boys boys. This is the same one. No, boss. Yeah
go your has got recoil yeah what are the odds that we beat Jace's team like is it like
50% 20% 30% if you play good Ron we win a match
sure yes Ron I literally I'm telling you when I did the last two games I just
walk behind Marvin and then I know where the enemy's
that's what I'm fucking saying that's that's what I'm playing on 2v3 every time
Oh my god
They say like right here right Chad and the go yo blows up
Five seconds to insertion
But I shoot it it blows up right
Up for it's located upon be ready for hostile action
Yo, what's the one kill not even kidding track that has brought to one kill to one kill. Yeah, we're cooked like that
I was one kill no job
I got intel, I got intel. Two tangos right there.
You can use cameras.
Oh, it's like Five Nights at Freddy's.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
It's not like Five Nights at Freddy's, bro!
There's just fucking cameras!
Just get on the cameras and fucking find them!
More like, would you say Manga?
Yes.
Okay.
You know, brochures.
Five nights and Fridays.
Does that make you happy?
Yeah.
Nice little peep there, boys.
How long would it take Marlin to get top rank on this game?
That's what I'm thinking, boys.
Two days?
Maybe like a year and a half.
There's one outside, Marlin.
Light outside your window.
Yup.
He's below you, Marlin.
Marlin, he's...
so
let me try not to let me show you how it looks when I try
here
here
here
AHHHH I WANTED THAT I WANTED THAT
We didn't get it.
Clip got it.
Roll to one kill.
Roll to one kill.
I don't go far.
I'm getting better.
Bah-rah.
Is that what I would do?
Is this what he plays this year or not?
OK.
Cranky.
No, you actually don't shut up.
Yeah, it's over, bro.
It's over.
It's over.
Lacey, it's up to you.
Do we have to play or are we diffusing?
That's the only thing I'm struggling with right now.
That's nice music.
Come on, boys.
I must be in a wrong way, Shahir.
You're diffusing.
He's got a plan.
Why am I playing like this?
You should be playing on site every time.
Unless you're in a row.
Because when you run around like this,
he'll know where you are.
See, now he might be on site.
Easy, boys.
Spam the easy.
It's over.
We already won this one.
He's on him.
It's on him.
Free fire this row.
You know he's here.
What are you doing?
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, all right, let him focus
Good you got to hear from the plant let's work critical
Oh
Yeah, I had a question we continue this or do you watch game one?
Why do you die so fast dude? I have a question. Why does every time you fucking die you just stem and you talk bro?
Don't shut the fuck up. Why is it that? Why is that? Why is it that you show up fucking late yet?
You're still dodging why is it that you don't have your own fucking controller and you're complaining about your controller
No, I got one of the first game too, I'm doing good.
Wow, good job guys, we should all watch, we should all watch, great job.
It was a good game to watch a player.
How are you guys feeling after round one, how are you guys feeling?
I'm gonna grab it, I'm gonna hold on.
Your turn might be probably pretty good, who do you want to just like,
do you want to just like,
So who's the first game like playing right now
Yeah, we lost but at the end of the day is not how you start is how you finish and I'm gonna finish on two things
Top of the game and on top of your mom. Let's go
Show play right now watch how he plays and try to miss it. Yes, everything he's doing
So we're all
If we lose first game we're out wrong like that I have no idea what the fuck oh what the fuck I'm locked in there
You say you don't know where kids in this up. Is that right here?
We need to go a different way.
Lacey, I'm not hitting it. We get first round.
Should I go from the bottom?
I will be so mad.
Yeah, I mean, I'll be mad too, but it's kind of hard.
I'm gonna be on this run. You let 3 and 4 in a quick, quick match.
Where are they going again? Just the fucking...
I'm not doing it. Holy shit.
Where was she, remember?
Somebody checked my ass.
Somebody else is right there, still.
Where are they going again?
Still peeking?
Alright, we're just gonna go downstairs.
Change. What?
She's dead.
I got one!
This is nice!
Alright, now we need to take our time.
This is dead asad.
Oh, this is dead asad.
Who is-
Here's WGYGM!
Why MGM-
I'm not losing this game, bro.
Oh my god.
It's all up to GM.
Oh, the stream sniping us, the stream sniping us.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh my god.
I
Can't change that's a 1v3 wait like you have the most experience
Yeah, yeah, yeah, thanks for reminding me
Can you style me?
What is playing?
Nobody's seeing Simon David, focus.
What the fuck is that gun as well?
It's fucking jumping like a fucking stripper's text.
Are you slow?
Can you tell me where the different button is, chef?
Yo, Lacey, Lacey.
I'm not gonna lie, we're about to play.
The game's almost over already.
Are we about to play?
Yes, and I'm not kidding, bro.
Can we please be locked? I'm dead ass.
All right, I'll go to the side.
I'm not retarded at games, and you think I'm trolling?
I'm not sure how I am on games, but I will actually fucking try whatever you tell me to do
I'll be that teammate. I fucking eat shit
I'm not kidding
Yes, I just learned
All right. Yes, this is a good start. Okay. So you're just gonna hold an angle the whole time, bro
But the problem is Marlon if a camera gets on you like a drone you need to move positions
Okay, so if I see one of those rolling drones, I don't shoot it. I'm moved
Shoot every drone you can see every
Drone you shoot
Well you shoot it and move because they know your location
So I shoot and move now okay
Should we just give my shield job live and kidding
But they can y'all have some faith in you bro. I'm really a natural. I'm not the next yeah, I have faith in you
I have faith in you. I do it. Okay. Thank you
Because I'm not gonna you play great. I know I seem to act nice you can't fucking play
Just lay down and stand up fucking play the game right
Yeah, it's national women's day, bro, what are we doing
They're gonna ban shields though, what if they ban shields?
It's class good
the walls right now sorry oh my god you don't stop stimming oh my god
let's castle he's literally right behind his wall let's breach it
he's down wait Joe is looking at us he's downstairs dude i'm not gonna lie i think we're
going against the best team right now i'm dead ass i think we're going against the best team i'm
I'm not getting one of our phones.
Hi, I just got a question.
Ron, I feel like you and Lacey are better than anyone on that team who
and Jason can't be better than this.
No shot.
You keep switching it.
You keep saying, Jason's not better than me.
Orki's not better than me.
No, you're not better than him, Marlon.
Joe's inside.
Joe's inside.
Joe Park.
He's in there.
Oh my god.
It's all speed, idiot.
shit
I'm planning
What the hell is going on?
Good shit, Silk, you haven't done anything.
May I ask a question?
Why the fuck have I not attacked yet?
He's got a point, I can't lie.
Jinx it, I'm an attacker, I'm not a defender.
Fucking Joe just carries Silk into the incident.
I need to attack.
And I'm saying it, I'm 67 years old,
a man who keeps fucking cussing at Joe Barr,
right, and Dejah is fucking shit.
The only chance that we had was that the American was going to cheer in and he was like,
who is going to be Joe?
Who's going to be Joe?
Like Ronald Lates.
You're all going to step the fuck up on you.
I don't even know.
They're over the top, buddy.
Yeah.
Relax.
Bro, I'm just always playing for a second.
I'm literally looking at Joe's feet.
Bro, Marlon.
All I need you to do is just play the best that you can bro. That's all.
My chat has faith in you.
You have faith in me.
You have faith in me.
Yes bro.
Fuck off.
Just be slow and patient.
I bet. I'm actually trying my best.
Bro, Joe is just literally solo.
I knew Joe would be good at this game.
Okay, Charmedo.
Listen though, when you die Marlin,
please for the love of God
please bro stop talking okay okay okay I mean like I said if if you like yo
go on cameras I'm gonna be like yo cameras and what game like you don't
mean I'm gonna tell you how that find gaming down site settings all eyes out
fucking do it I got a question okay so so if I die like is that it for me
there's no rebound one round fucking eight rounds total that goes to the
Maximum okay, so I can I can I can live around
I really did do not I did not do good. Is this race beat of the arts is nice
Yeah, no, it's makes better
Jesus is in a 1v3.
Why are we staying here?
I can't make it again.
Nice one, cheers, mate.
That was a good one.
Honestly, mate, you're about to be beat for the condom with an older mate.
Honestly.
That's for you, mate.
You're just there because you lost for the...
We won the Revolutionary War.
We did. We did.
America.
Who won the war?
Who won the war?
Hey, you see how they support the worst player on the team?
I'm not sure if you're the same shit or not.
I'm not sure if you're the same shit or not.
Michael, Michael, you've been drinking.
You're fucking, you sound like you are.
You aim like you are.
You piss on your right right now.
I'm on the fucking wall.
You're probably fucking alive in the wall.
I fucked up, dude.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Jinx me I feel like it's not fair because I don't think it's fair jinx it because we should have a time for modest
I generally don't think it's that
No, no, no, no not get your shit together period
Yeah, what I do the hop in the game or no, what do you mean do you hop on the game?
I just said are you ready to play what the fuck do you think did you close the game? No, no, no, no, no
I'm how do I get into lobby or lobby?
I didn't all of us like how do I we haven't started yet marlin. I'm saying are you ready though to get started? Yeah?
Oh, yeah, I'm ready. Yeah, I'm fully ready. All right. I'm locked. Well chat. I'm gonna do take a victory pistol quick
I'll be back. All right, Marlin. Oh my god
I'm not gonna think I'm gonna see a nervous shit. I'm not glad. Sorry. Yeah, hold on for a second
I'm gonna take it I took it over shit. I'm gonna I took it over shit. I'm sorry, bro
I'm not gonna let my team down, bro
I'm going to go back to my room.
table Marlin
My mother
Are you ready to go Ron
Yes, yes, bro more than ready bro Marlin Marlin Ron Lacey. How's it going guys? It's going good
Marlin has been literally doing the most useless comms ever talking about snacks
Talking about what cameras do I use is this five nights at Freddy's
There's just like a lot of shitty comms going on, but I have hopes that we do good. Oh, I'm on shitting apparently now
Okay, so Marlon went to go shit
Okay, now run. Let me say this man going into this tournament. I have you as
Peg does one of the best players in here around. I think you're top two. It's either you were squishy
So no, it's me. Yeah, we were up
All right, so now we're going against our own teammates
So you know what I'm saying? What I feel is that y'all team has a lot of potential. Y'all team have a lot of potential here
And I think you guys could win this tournament legitimately. It does depend on how many brain cells Martin's showing up.
Well, there's not a lot. They'll tell you that much. There's not a fucking lot.
Yeah, so JX, we actually have a question in a complaint about the tournament.
Yes.
Yeah, complaint.
So we would like you to take the YouTube revenue and the stream revenue and put it towards a prize pool for the players.
Yes, can you make a prize pool? We want to see a prize pool. This is true.
So here's what it all said. Whoever wins this tournament, I will gift subs to. The amount is undisclosed. It could be 1,000 subs. It could be 2,000 subs. It could be 5 subs. 4, 2 subs.
2 subs for a multi-billionaire.
All right, I'm gonna go check in
Let me guess
Let me guess fuck fucking give the jigs up fuck
Yes, everyone has made it great fucking work. God. All right. I need to make some of the settings here. I didn't make this
Are you gonna come in this house?
Are you ready? I know fuck you ready or not here? I come you can hide
Oh my god, let's get it. All right
Let's fuck some shit up. Let's fuck this shit up seriously, bro. I'm not kidding. Let's do this shit. Let's fuck some shit, man
So, okay, cool. I'm gonna invite have eyes
Marlin take your shirt off
Locking go jinxie Marlin can you hear me?
of dinner with success okay so we could either go in this and we could lose
two we can lose three rounds in a row are we gonna quit no no hey let's say we
lose three rounds and me and Lacey died it's only Marlon are we gonna say it's
over probably yes probably okay yes okay let me ask you something are you
gonna are you gonna come in the sink or are you gonna sink in the calm and
right now boys we're gonna come in the sink yes correct coming this thing
and fuck period trips happy national women's day happy national women's day
happy national women's day out there unfortunately i'm taking the period
trips and you're waiting to talk with one voice oh yes it's getting serious
all right hi guys you're gonna be shooting y'all the invites right now
all right man good luck i'm gonna go check in on your guys
opponents national women's day uh jinxie can you name
10 women at the top of your head with your eyes closed yeah
yes um i don't know it's a little bit too late right there i'm going
my mom my sister my grandma or artists or celebrities or famous people all right
all right Taylor Swift Taylor Swift
celebrity celebrity can't be celebrity
oh i'm in 40 i'm in fucking 40 right now body blue body blue i don't know
that's i'm gonna go check it out the other day
w husband it's a nice dude right there
yo you guys lock boys like boys
My legs are literally shaking.
Why are you shaking? We're not in the game yet.
How was your leg shaking?
No, because I'm so nervous, but I want to perform good, boys.
Yo, can we talk about who we're gonna ban?
Band? Boys?
Wait, what? We're banning somebody?
Dude, why don't you ban operators when the game starts?
We each ban an operator.
Wait, do I have to do that?
Yes, you could do that.
We could do it.
How do I do that?
Dude, the game hasn't started.
Nope, okay.
I
Monty yo, let's be weird, bro. Let's be weird. Let's be weird yo chow who does Jason and Yugi and Archie play?
I'm dead ass
Dead ass, bro. He's got a band what they play. I'm dead ass. There are no bands. There are no bands
I don't know I could be getting two guys right now
It's on yin and yang no fucking way
I won't fuck I'm getting fucking wait are there bands here now
Skeleton key
Skeleton
Holloway, no
Wait, so who do I play then tries to play ace check
When you're like that they used to be for
because baby I will be loving you.
I just want to tap in real quick.
Jaycee, are there bands?
Yes, there's bands.
I was tapping in.
Jaycee actually has aimed kind of, actually looks good.
What?
Yeah, he actually kind of looked pretty flicky.
He looked flicky.
The fact that he even found training grounds,
put him above like half the player pool.
Gee, geez, boys, boys, geez, geez.
The fact that Jason even knows how to warm up, put himself in the last place.
Someone's got a band, Yang bro, it's over. It's actually over.
Can we ban? Can we ban or no?
Yes, there's bans, yes. Yes, there's bans.
Thank you.
Wait, why are you guys getting a band, Yang?
That's apparently Jason's character.
Yeah. Fuck that shit.
That's apparently Jason's character.
I don't even see Monty yet, I'm not gonna hold off.
Dude, you don't need to do Monty right now, we haven't started.
You know, I'm about to have to ask you.
Holy dark boys blue shit. Okay
Lacey and Marlin you need to invite me and then I'll invite you
Okay
three people three people three people yep there's it's three people standing at
like the top of your screen right by your not sure I get there
the three people on the top of your screen do you see the three people yeah I do yeah yeah yeah it should say
Ubisoft connect at the bottom yes like that yeah yeah now you're in a screen
you should see my name yes click invite on my name yes just it then I'll
invite you. Now you should see an invite from me. Oh, I can't invite you. Nice.
you
you
you
you
you
My god, my god.
My god.
My god.
My god.
Jake has some shit to write.
I think Jake has a couple.
A couple.
Yeah, you're good.
Yo, guys, ready to roll?
Ready to roll?
Yo, listen.
I'm not sure.
Yeah.
I can write it.
If they see a thing, switch up to the blue team there.
I don't know if I would do that Jason's aim actually looks kind of good now we have Marlon
yeah yeah you guys wait Marlon you're on bc right
Marlon's not on the setup what Marlon's not on the setup okay I'm gonna start in about
a minute. Alright, I'm gonna check in.
Where is Marlin?
Make sure that everything's good to go.
Marlin's taking a shit.
Okay.
Marlin, get out of my car!
Dude, oh my god, that was...
Is that my door, bro?
He just stole my fucking food.
Hello?
Come on, this is everything we ever wanted, guys.
Pro gamers, this is literally everything on the line here.
Everything on the line here.
I need you.
Shall I go on more?
Come on.
Everything on the line.
You're God.
What if you just kill me?
I don't know.
Smells like a fucking...
Elephant shit.
Yo, boys.
I'm not kidding.
I did not spark my stream today to get first rounded.
Me either.
I did not spark my stream to end after three hours.
Let's do this.
Come on.
How am I supposed to do it?
Wait.
Rob.
What?
Marlon on an IRL round.
Oh my god.
And he goes up to the room and just fucks with them.
Like knocks on their door and everything?
Yeah, knocks on a door, fucks with their setups.
What do you want to keep it clean?
I actually had to make it clean.
I like that strat.
I don't know.
Wait, what are you talking about?
Can I join a conversation?
Yes, you can join a conversation.
OK.
You ready?
Yo, Lill, Ron.
Y'all, Ron, let me say I'm not kidding right now.
Like, I'm actually like, I'm turning right now.
I've brought anything up, but I'm live.
I'm following orders, bro.
I don't care.
I'm doing this shit.
You're going to play.
If you fuck up, we're going to strike you.
All right, I'm going to go pee,
and then I'm going to start the game.
Here we go!
Fuck!
Come on, boys.
Ron should carry on this map.
He has the most knowledge.
Wait, are we allowed to go downstairs?
Is the only bedroom?
It's fucking me.
I'm just going to invite him back to poke me.
Hi boys, hi boys, hi boys.
Hello?
Hi boys.
Hi boys.
Boys.
Hi boys.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
No, no, no, no, boys, boys, boys, boys,
we're not playing, we're not playing.
Why?
They don't get defense first.
We need to do a coin play.
Wait, wait, wait, why do they get defense first?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yep, we need to do a coin play.
I like that call, Ron.
I really like that call, Rob.
Yep.
We need a coin flip.
Is that bad for us to start defense?
We're just not going to start.
Defense is way easier.
Wait, they're saying we want attack.
High boys, let's do attack.
Come on boys.
Wait, do we?
I feel like we want defense.
We don't have to defend.
Boys, we want defense.
Let's do it, boys.
Come on!
Boys, they want defense or offense.
Let's face the spectator.
What's the matter?
You know, Marlon, you want this Asian sweet potato or no?
I'd love to.
You gotta come up here and get it.
Yeah, but Marlon, if we play defense, they have to push us.
That's easier, no?
I don't really care bro. I'm just here for the vibes good vibes
What the fuck habits competing boys? What's the fuck?
Jink see
Okay, and other question jink see other question is gonna have to be are we allowed to go downstairs?
Okay, I love how sweaty you guys are. You know any site you want any site, all right?
I hadn't been as fucking nervous as the Swedish championship and I was 15
You know
I'm back. I keep my shit open.
This is ban phase. Okay, I say, choose one person that we should ban. Okay, I'm going
to ban Ying. I'm going to ban Ying. We're banning defenders. So I would probably
ban, let's ban, let's ban Lezion, bro. Fuck him.
Let's just eat a carrier. Okay. Oh, no, they know your strats. They
know your strats. They know your strats. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's
Where would we go? Where do we go junkyard street construction site on the street probably construction sites for the ass
Let's go junkyard. I like that stuff
I'm nervous boys. Oh my god. I'm so fucking nervous fuck
Wait, I can't play ash. I'm gonna ask you. I mean figure. I like that
I
Change operators or no, yes, you can change operators right?
Switch to lion. I'm not getting
How do I change how do I change?
Jackal
on your keyboard
ten seconds before
okay, two, two, two, two, two
lion, lion, lion, lion
no, i'll switch, i'll switch
okay, marlin, i just need you to stay alive
i'm dead, if you just stay alive
i need you to activate your ability, that's it
have you started, have you started, have you started, right?
yes, we started, this is the game time now
alright
come on
let's just wait a second
a second. Everyone got their drones or no?
Basically can you put...
Hold on, just give me a few seconds.
Where's Marlon? Does anyone have an eye on Marlon?
Marlon, Marlon, it's above. Marlon, it's going to be above, okay?
Okay.
You see where it says A and B? That's where the bombs are.
And why- okay, why do I need to go to your bombs?
Okay, they have a cap can. You heard?
Cap can, they're cool.
I
Don't even know how to enter this site
Well, I hope they don't split screen us like where they take screens
That's not what they're gonna do.
Okay, let's open up this.
I'll call it the Trojan Morse, yeah.
You guys have drones or no?
now yeah I'm running in I'm in a site one is on B site two on B site two on B site
two on B site two on B site two on B site
there's so many traps I don't know how to play against this
what the fuck how do they know this
they have this window strap dog
Listen for the phone time for a wake-up call
Okay, we have any drones or no
Like you press your line ability, I don't know how does that
Where we have a minute
Yeah, I don't know how to do these these strats, but aren't you just hiding from us right now like or not?
We have to make a play.
We got to go in, we got to go in.
We got to go in.
We got to go in.
I'm going to activate the phone.
We got to go in.
Fuck, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, fuck.
They just, no strands!
Bro, I don't even know, like...
I don't know either, bro.
They just, no strands!
Bro, it's fine, it's fine. Let's play defense.
We'll play good on defense.
What is that?
What is that
How do we lose?
They don't want to complain gun you're fucking pussy
An actual tick tock
I see me being
I don't know if I die. If I die, I'm attacking. I'm going to play. We're playing. We're playing.
I'm more like a type of. We're going to play the easy way to play kids.
We're going to do little kids dorm. I like that. I mean, I don't like that, but.
Which is someone play cap, capcon? Oh, the problem is, the problem is, okay,
do you think I should roam or do you think they're going to reach out and
see that I'm roaming? I don't know.
I like a little cavera, a little silent step, not a batch out.
No more, you should play with my head straps, you should play with my head straps.
Yeah, you guys gotta show me how to use Capcom, I don't know how I've never done this.
I never played this.
Why would you play...
What was all that mean, though?
What, it just randomized for me, I think.
Marlon, did you not choose one?
Bro, the timing is like when I'm in bed, it's fucking so fucking go, it's quick.
It's so quick, I don't understand.
I actually can't believe this, this is like...
I'm barricading, I'm barricading.
Alright, you can reinforce.
This is fucked, we don't have a teammate.
Ten seconds remaining.
Got to place two chairs?
We have that ready.
For cameras, for cameras, for cameras boys.
You can advise. Top four is found a bomb.
Top four is located a bomb.
We're done in Barbarie, I don't know if that is falling.
Is that here or not let's put that down
Boys are you about to get these water now? Let me know
Oh, I'm barricaded this I got talk to me. I talked to you. I got talking one. Okay. One's big window
using
Don't peak that! Don't peak that! Don't peak that, Mullen!
I'm going to the same corner as me!
I don't know, I don't know. I'm going to get me killed!
I'm going, I'm going, I'm going...
Oh, I heard it, I heard it!
Outside of window, outside of window!
Outside of window, literally, we had to have...
I hear him, I hear him, I hear him.
Come on, come on, let's see. Come on, let's see.
All right, is there a drone anywhere? Do you see it? I don't see no drama. Oh, they can't get in big window. Let's oh, they destroyed my shit
More than it. Okay. I want you right here. I really want you right here. I'm go fuck
I want you to help me destroy the throne though. They're just you know, I'm here. I can't move
So I go look for what's the word what's calling this?
I think I think I think I think I think I'm gonna go. Hey, I'm holding
Okay
Right here on this window, on this window, on this window
Don't move, don't move, don't move
What is that? What is that? What is buzzing? What is buzzing? Hang on
Gotta watch street call
Yo, he's on this window right here Ron. I don't know if you have an angle on it or not
Boys they're coming on me, boys they're coming on me, boys they're coming on me
Boys they're coming on me. Did you hear me?
Well excuse me, I think I have my trap still at the window
Don't move, don't move, don't move
On me a meal me on me, Emily
on my right on my right on my right on my right
10 seconds to go. No he's on site. No, no, no. Wait, all friends. I was on site already.
Wait, were you watching the big window, Lacy? I was trying to kill the one on the big window
and I had to get the trap there. I had to trap there.
There's gonna be children real life with that bullshit
I'm just gonna fucking go you she's child
No more than you're banning people you're not
They're all level 150 I mean no, I mean just they know strats, bro
Hey, we were kind of splitting up your dog a street or junkyard just played fucking lion. Okay play lion fine
It's a good character for you
No, no, I am the lion. Let's be honest here. I don't know if you compare yourself to animal. What would you be a lion?
Right
I
Know tick-tock strats like what are we supposed to do?
Hey, tell me hey, so the pull-up. We won't be one. I don't go fuck some attack. Tell them attack not be serious
I'm a tech. I don't care. That's I'm bullshit if they get fucking good. Tell them pull up
Oh, you get our gear and bulls the range and cool. All right guys. Can I be honest with you? Why?
Yugi I thought you get our killer level zero
I'm gonna give y'all like some advice. I can't like
Marlin you can't be wandering outside the building you got to get in the building eventually alright man, okay, and yeah
I've other than that push together coordinate stuff. That's all they're doing there. They're high levels, but like I get a baby
It's so cockles like they're not like you gobbles
So what would one night you be right? Oh, what are you saying? It's not over you guys can win
This is fine, Jack. W.
Ron, I'm going to your nice. 190 level rank. Nice. Good fucking matchup, boys.
At least download the game an hour ago. Nice. Nice.
Always getting fucking cheated. Why aren't they leaving this with the fuck out, huh?
Fucking like.
How do I shoot that? I don't know how to shoot that.
Getting them jumping again. What kind of fucking game is that?
They have.
They just have all this fucking trap.
Be careful, Martin. Be careful when that one goes open.
Yeah, I don't even know how to get in there.
Lacey, uh, Gigi says please stick with us all, so I'm gonna stick with us all.
Uh, stay away from the girl, please.
Okay.
I have an idea.
Ron, I'm trying to find you a fucking new issue.
No, please stay away from me.
No, no, I wanna find you.
No, please stay away from me.
Well, while they're running around, you're loud-ass footsteps, let them know where we're at.
Okay.
I get through here, Chad.
I mean, Lacey, I don't know what to do, they have this, like, strat, I don't know how to counter this.
what am I even looking at now it's I'm sorry bro it's now how's this fear
scan scan I don't know how to scan to have a scan
I
Don't know
Can you why are you singing the national anthem?
W stream voice
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Are they just hiding? I'm not even kidding.
Actually, that's a real question.
I don't even know how to get the fuck out of here.
What is that?
I guess I don't want to go into that, right? I'm guessing.
I don't know how to get in.
Well, I can use your line ability.
Well, we need to use your line ability.
Someone just fucking shot me.
I don't know how to get in.
Come on, let me have a.
10 seconds.
Well, what are you?
Five seconds remaining.
Fucking boring. Look at boring bullshit. Absolutely boring bullshit, dude. I actually bored bullshit come fight with something
Let's fight why would they put three people who know how to play the game like
I'm gonna do what she said I didn't do what she said listen, I didn't know I didn't know that they were good
I thought they were level zeros. Listen, y'all
Okay, your guys's defense was fine you guys sort of just choked at the end you guys
You guys keep us fine. On attack, you need to clear out the utility. You guys are just basically sitting on windows and then just running in with 8 seconds left.
We need to clear out the utility.
Uh, grenades are a good start. Flores is a good start. Grenades is a good start.
Listen, focus on winning the defense, alright? Focus on winning the defense.
Places are all around, right?
Yep.
Great actually, actually. You got W in the chat, low key.
I
You know but if you really much as they don't keep these traffic that I'm fucking actually trying my ass off
You know, right? No, it's just it's supposed to be a time
They put three ranked players on the same team. It's just like just the best I can do chat like
Marlin is literally a running century gun
Shooting secure the area keep the bombs protected
Ballad generally part of the biggest retire I've ever seen, okay?
Then I can't
Ballad
Alright, let's stick together, let's stick together, let's attack it, come on, let's go
I'm about to make a stable on autoplay, bro
I'm gonna make a stable on autoplay
Down to five seconds
I mean, I just have to, bro
I did, I just have to
You must protect your bombs from being defused by Alphor
Ballad, move, please
Yup
I
See the one time I look here they don't go no one goes here
Wait, get ass out of singles shoot shoot him wait. I can kill you wrong
I mean I wouldn't want this back window I think we didn't even reinforce anything
I
Just not even fair bro, I'm gonna be honest like no, you know what they're moving like bro like actually though
They're moving like bunch of campers and black ops to a zombie
I get like what
Yeah, bro
Nothing even it's over. I don't know fuck from a spider. Fuck you
Friendly last operator standing. I'm not kid. I'm inspired by you. What are you doing? What am I?
Are you happy shit?
Really fucking terrible hundred ninety a Frank anyone do that to a guy that never pay to give me for it
But I cool
No, I'm not even on plug chat. I'm not gonna play you know what I'm good sports. I'm good sports. I'm in here
I'm in here. There's just so much sound it's over. It's just karma. I'm not expecting it's full of karma
It's just fucking over
like
They put us with like
Guys, I didn't know I did it now. It's a second time. I
Like
Are they telling you that they wasn't no rank like
You be actually they never played the game and they're both gold
Dequeuing let me see one. That's so boring bro. It's actually so dumb like actually so boring
I
Cuz I thought new they were 190 Frank I would actually done something like trip
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That ass is happy to be here, man. Could you take on some hollies, put some dushies?
Fuckin' duds in the center, bro. I don't care.
The worst game I've ever seen...
I don't even care if we lose, I just wanna play someone that we can actually get a chance against!
Guys, there's no reason to hate our friends in order to chase you. It's just my positivity, I didn't say a word.
You know what I'm saying, bro?
There's nothing, bro.
It's our favorite thing about life, about life, Jack.
Yeah, yeah.
Jack, look right now.
This is the wrong one.
It's yours.
What's your favorite thing about life?
My personal favorite thing is waking up.
When you wake up and you start a new day, a new era, anything can happen.
You could be happy, you could sad, you could be glad, you could be bad.
But one thing you can't do, you could be bad.
Hmm.
Lace, what about you?
What about you?
I got nothing wrong.
No, no, no, no.
What?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no.
What did he say?
No, no, no, no, no, no.
What did he say?
He said she leaving, she leaving her boyfriend.
She wanted come and meet Marlon at the Rich Carleton.
I can't.
I had to put him on the plane.
I don't want to.
I'm the man that's like five people on the plane.
They're gonna get DQ'd, yeah, then we're gonna see our fucking, we're gonna see our social security numbers in every minute, bro.
Nice.
I don't really care to be honest. I had no fun.
I don't give a fuck, bro. Honestly, bro, I've got enough fucking hate that it's bullshit.
I don't give a fuck. I actually don't care, bro. Fuck it.
I just wish that I knew that they were better, Loki.
I thought we were playing Burger Boys.
I thought we were about to play more than skill level.
I saw a fucking I saw a trap with lasers chat. What character was that?
Yeah, bro NMS about a drop out of security numbers Marlon just take off your shirt man
Look at JC string
Yo
well it's 70% is voting to bqv since
you don't really care
lowkey you saw me chat i was happy as a
bug okay i'm just listening to my kevin
mclout
i'm gonna give a shit but hey that's not the jinx you're probably gonna bug
i'm gonna give him flying
i don't think it's worth playing anymore because more than just gonna
to throw our shit anyway I'm not even kidding I don't know if I could be in a
call longer than five more minutes with more than dead ass chat I'm dead serious do
getting DQ is actually gonna do nothing for us
I
Are you saying he played for an hour and he knows what a fucking Dairy Queen strategy
What the fuck is that he's
There's not a fucking very things yeah, you're tweaking
How how many hours
Okay, Jason told you about I don't give a fuck like I couldn't get to
No, no, no, no, now I don't give a fuck about the hatreds!
What?!
Yugi has more! Yugi has more than that!
I think you guys should have said, oh hey, by the way,
How many hours does Yugi have?
Me and Yugi?
In 2014?
I can't look up you guys' profiles!
I don't know, I genuinely didn't know!
2000 hours?
Check that you didn't fucking live that long!
What the fuck?
Archie was ranked gold in 2021.
What about Yugi? How good is Yugi?
That's some nerd shit, bro.
What's Yugi's name?
Yugi was off.
What's Yugi's name?
How are we getting punished for practicing?
I hope that's my chance.
Bro, but why are we...
You're having a conflict with me.
I'm pretty sure you're 30 or so.
Okay, you're acting pretty good.
How do you check out?
Really like interesting way to phrase it, but like
He actually you promoted a fucking tournament he predicted the thing we're supposed to practice
like everyone did that
Even though we got lost like
And I lost every game and I have a point six KD. I thought we lost
Like yeah, I guess it's I just put you guys
I think chat together, which is literally what I said. It's on stream. You guys should have told me like yo, by the way
We're like brother. Actually good
We are real stream probably half the hours of a month everyone else in the
What does that mean?
Listen, they're us yelling each other's not gonna solve anything clear
It's clear to me that you want a DQS bro. Just put put me on controller put me on controller or at least
like
In chat, it's fine
DQ is crazy like you
Gc like that. I don't expect that of you, bro
If that's the case you should have gotten DQ for playing with Joe, but
Squishy has amazing
Daenerys tracks like
I've never played Daenerys like since yesterday night for one hour
So arc he practice
I don't mind I did I still mind I don't care
There's a difference. Okay, bro chat. We had fun
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I bought my account level 13
You realize that right like can we come together as human beings and logically say you guys are losing ground
Yeah, it's my fault for putting guys on a team. Obviously. I don't know that you guys
So, G.C., I mean, G.C., I just need what I just need English.
Are you, are you, are you, are you God?
What do you mean we can't lose this?
You can't predict the future.
We can still lose you dumbass.
What are you saying?
You're not God.
We can still lose.
What are you saying?
Thank you guys. Do you guys
understand where I'm coming from?
I understand, but DQ is like, that's just like, damn, bro.
So yeah, you guys are crazy with your guys's experience
and levels, the only way this would even be remotely fair
is if you guys played on PC, but on controller.
That's it.
Yo, boys, I say we just call it.
No, boys, all of us.
I think it's just too much for like, let them just,
you know what I'm saying?
I don't know.
I know what you're saying.
understand if they play the tournament like this, then Jinxie's whole tournament is ruined
because they're going to compete every team no matter what.
Well, and Lace, I don't give a flying thought.
I don't really care either, but I'm just happy I got to play the whole tournament.
It's not that, it's not that, I don't give a flying thought, but it's not that.
I think, that's not even on us, I think Jinxie is just mad that they didn't tell
him before.
I don't think that's...
Yeah, I do that too.
I don't think that's anything to do with us, and I think it's because of the
tournament.
RKS 1400 matches played on this game.
Yeah.
Bro, come on.
How do you think it's fine, bro?
I don't even know what rank this is.
I don't think Jinchi wants this to go up against any other, like say they went up against fucking Sinner and Silky, then what, bro?
It's like...
I'm just like thinking like, bro, I don't want them to be like...
For me, I don't go to shit.
Bro?
I just want everyone to be happy, bro.
Oh, here's the fucking hero. Jesus Christ, bro. Just shut that shit up, bro.
What is happy, bro?
Bro, fuck everybody being happy. Archie said he played for an hour and he peaked flat in us 2,000 hours.
Stop being a fucking bitch!
That's fucking mean, bro.
I just want to dead-ass be happy, man.
right now I'm happy I get to play video games with my friends bro no run all
the time like I like I'm just saying that we us three I know we don't get a shit
I think it's more just now over to Jeezy because I think they told Jeezy
something that's not true which is I get for a big tournament you don't want the
office like I don't know all right no I have a fair I have a fair play for
them I have a fair play let's let's let's double in fortnight winner moves
on let's do it right it is true let's do it that's fair that's fair I'm
I only played an hour in the last week.
I'm really bad at Fortnite.
Yeah, low key, bro.
That's not a bad play.
That's not a bad shot, kid.
Back.
Yo, Jinxie, drag me into the call.
Jinxie, drag me into the call.
Jinxie, drag me into the call.
I don't care.
I'll get the hate threads.
I fuck with you, bro.
Right now I'm drawing a whole demographic of this.
I didn't know that.
What?
You're a teammate.
So, Jinxie, I technically,
I re-downed the game yesterday,
And I'm not level 200 and I play 10 years.
Imagine you play a game 10 years ago and someone asks you to hop on.
I don't think I'm gonna be good.
And that's because we're using our OG accounts like, bro,
we could easily hop on like a random ass account.
But like that's what I'm saying.
Gixi, how about you pick up the phone?
Let's play FIFA, bro.
Let's play FIFA, put on the maid outfit, fuck it.
What?
I mean, should we just dequeue them?
They're level 200 and I'm a 150.
So are they technically the best team in the tournament then?
Yeah.
By far.
What do you think, bro?
I
Like the thing is the highest level of the tournament is like what Ron who's level 60 like I bought my account
I think we should just DQ
Then Jesus on timing bro, what the fuck
Jesus
The whole design of the tournament which is what I said 150,000 fucking times is that people are new to the game
Like it'll be funny to watch people that are new to the game. They're running denarii strax love to order
We can do your idea and just chat. It's not al-jinxi at all. Do not do not start that. It's not just his fault literally at all
An hour and he has like 2,000 hours played
Yo guys, uh, what do you guys think man? What do you guys see? I have a fair outcome
Yeah, let's double on fortnight 3v3 so worse whoever wins the moves on because me and Ron only played an hour
Yeah, yeah
I think we just rematch and force them on controller. What do you guys think?
Bro, Jinxie
Yeah, whatever's best for your tournament
Well, do you like my drawing I don't give a fuck about your fucking drawing fuck you
Not disqualified, but you guys have to play the rest of the controller or rest of the tournament
We're gonna lose anyway, bro. Oh, yeah, we didn't eat. Yep, even you
Wait, why wait? Why everybody?
Because you guys are too strong of a team as we just saw clearly that over out
I'm just one of the better I'm
crazy. I mean the other one.
Okay. Wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
He's getting finessed right now.
He's getting finessed.
Why, ladies? Why, ladies?
Because Archie and Yu-Gi peek on
controller. He's getting
finessed. Yes. Yes.
You guys probably still will
win, but it'll be more fair.
Yeah. Yeah. We're gonna find
that controllers. We can't play
right now. So, we gotta get a
controller real quick. Oh, you
guys don't have any controller
in the house. If you give us
time, if you give us time, it's
a final. But we won the first
round, right? Yeah. All right,
Jason, you can stay on mouse
because you're the newest,
all right? To the game. I'll
get back. I'll get back. You
I mean, they. Yeah. We have to
it's going to be even worse.
Uh, yeah.
You guys are too strong of a team.
They peak.
It's that of me. Tell him. Tell him.
Listen, their aim is going to be like their aim is going to be worse than your guys
As a father matches played on control her either way, I'm not level 63. I'm level 13. I bought my account
All right, let's throw this let's go. Let's go you guys ready? Let's get it going again. You guys are going to rematch
It's a rematch. Oh, here we go. All right. Here we go boys. You guys
Why are we celebrating?
I
He's flat on controller it's over
Listen, you know why you fucking wouldn't know why you know why listen we're gonna put belts ass right now
Bell to fucking ass
Fucking ass is a woman's fucking national they do for all the women out there. You all put a fucking woman out there
That's watching this shit right now
that we lost like I actually don't care but I just know if it was the opposite
everyone freak out on us I'm just being honest thousand percent I just know that
thousand like if they thought Marlon was dog shit and Marlon ended up being
fucking you know what I'm gonna do you know we're gonna try jixi we're
Oh chat no
Chat low-key, I'm not even mad that ass. I know you guys like saying stop being the nice guy
Oh, let's go like no, it's not even fucking cheating
Love life son. Fuck you love life. Fuck
Keck wait Keck walk
I literally walked in a room and fucking earth not FIFA. What was it?
Lasers playing on your fucking controller truck at least. Oh
Gosh, bro. Yo, do you guys understand what's happening?
So
They're not gonna get DQ'd you guys are gonna replay the match. What's gonna happen?
Jason's gonna be on MK. He's the worst player out of all of them. Arke and Yugi will be on controller
I'm going to get you guys.
You guys, you guys going to go?
We're good.
We're going to video.
I know Arky played console, but like he's going to be much worse.
It doesn't matter because we're about to put Bell to ask no matter what I think this will be closer like I'm gonna be honest like
It's real shit. I think you guys still are probably gonna lose
You guys need to learn how to like nice things read your chat though and like listen like cuz they're probably gonna say like what to do
Like you guys should you guys should like stream sniping brother. No, if we win this
No, I'm saying you guys should blow up their utility and stuff
But I'm gonna change the map because I just don't want I don't want to see people standing behind fucking strats
I'm gonna switch the map every game
Yo, Marley, trust me, a random map would be better for you guys, and yeah, you should listen to Ron properly
No, I said Marley should actually listen to chat. Take your shirt off. Okay
No, it's nice not even fucking talking about the humor
Alright, Chad, get your GGs ready boys.
Y'all are not winning a 2v3 with Marlin.
No, it's not a 2v3, it's a 3v3.
It's not a 2v3, you fucking retard.
It's a 3v3.
It's a 3v3, y'all. Come on.
Fucking respect on my name, dude.
Alright, we go! Playing Bomb City again. Let's go, baby!
Come on.
Come on, Clubhouse. That's my shit, too.
Yeah, bro. Marlin, we noticing that.
It's all...
Where do we go?
I don't know.
this is like closing eyes.
They're not they're not
can I get a W in the chat right
now? Let's do it. Let's get it
baby. Let's get it. We need to
locate a bomb. Start with the
who cares if they both peek
platinum? It doesn't matter.
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If somebody fat exactly
I don't know this
Where's the bomber?
I couldn't even
I actually couldn't even tell you what's going on in this map
I hear one right next to me
You go down you go down
I tried that.
They're on me, boys.
Wait, Chad, it's this, right?
Yeah, it is.
So, what exactly am I looking for?
I shot at you.
Ooh, nice little dungeon.
Yeah, boys.
We have an ace on our team?
Yeah I have an ace, I have an ace.
I need you to ace this, boys.
Wait, I see a trapper somewhere?
I need you to ace this, boys.
Oh, fuck.
I don't even know what I'm looking at.
I think he's going to tell me.
I got one, I got one, I got one, I got one!
Nice. Nice, Lace. Nice, Lace!
Alright.
Lace, carry the fucking bolt.
Carry the fucking bolt right now.
I got one on me.
work
nice
knocked him i think i think you knocked him
did i? i'm coming i'm coming lace i'm coming lace
i'm coming lace
i'm fucking coming to your rescue right now go fuck
i think i hear what you're
i'm fucking
i think i hear one there
If you crouch, Lacy, I think you move a sound.
Hold the button, too.
Are you holding the button?
Yeah.
He is knocked.
He is knocked, I think.
I think he's got it on.
Nice.
One's knocked.
Reloading.
They're trying to revive.
They're trying to revive.
I'm not gonna lie.
Shoot through this wood wall.
Through that wood wall.
Kind of the wood wall.
Lacy.
Oh, I think he's rolling.
Right here.
Right here.
How do I go out?
How do I get out this shit?
Come on.
I don't get out this shit.
I need to come to Lacey.
One of them is one shot.
Last one is the healthy one.
I need help Marmar. I need help Marmar.
Yeah Lacey, I'm trying to get to you.
Marla, I don't need the door.
I forgot it.
Yes!
Oh my god!
I fucking don't like it!
I'll kill you in every aspect!
Wait a minute Lacey.
Might be God Lacey.
I
Jinx is going to Paul's for this round our keys having audio issues
Everybody this world have y'all not noticed that somebody will always get upset. So what do I want to do going to win?
I'm gonna fucking go to bed lucid
Oh, what are you saying Marlin?
Fuck bro
Stop playing this fight, listen stop playing this nice card voice, come on
Lemicky?
Nah, it's gonna be Lemicky if they want it all on keyboard
We better play the game
Marlin didn't even know how to fucking walk through the door
I have a feeling it's gonna be like world war 2
You know what bro?
Bro, I don't care, they can take the spot, they can take the spot
I just want a fair game, that's all
I saw my social security number on twitter
Marlin, you got to learn to like how to how to find the teammate, you know what I'm saying, like you have to learn how to go through the door.
I'm gonna fucking kill you.
So should I miss, so should I miss, so should I miss, so should I miss?
Don't fuck it.
I'm more found the bomb, let's defend this.
Get his window, Mark.
Wait, I was watching the...
I don't think Mark can do where he was shooting him from.
No, it's all close. I'll send one down.
That is a good angle, no?
That's not bad, boys.
Can someone stop calling my fucking phone?
I'm gonna fuck about that.
Keep looking where you're looking.
That's pretty good.
One friendly remaining.
One B3, Marlon, you got this.
Wait, what?
There's gonna be a hole to your left, Marlon.
Can you see the hole?
That's my bad.
I saw that one here.
I
Wasn't back
We might have a closer game on our hands here
Triple kill they see good
Thank you
You know y'all got this bro more remember bro like just a man you got this bro. All right. Thank you. Come on mar
Mar when you get shot you need to come where you got shot for us
So you can't just say I got shot because he didn't know that it's someone in the window shooting you from behind
Just tell me you say window or say he's right here at least
Is it like for that I go like the angles of 142 West or no? No, I'll just say window behind window shop from a window shop from a door
No ideas were said so no idea
One is pyro
What I got bad news boys. I don't know this map so I have no clue we're like
I
We just play this dog go down later. No, I know that go to the door straight ahead of you
Just a drop the other end of the basement
What kind of traps down here I think though, maybe
Let's all pop it out with you, please I'm not done with you
That's your bag I got your bag I got your bag place you go first you go first. Are you a first?
I'm in the basement. I'm gonna draw an innocent. I'm gonna try something. Okay, let's just like red dots right here or some
There's no one I need to shoot this with that
No
I don't even know how to break that
I
Do the cap can here though
There's no is there cap can
Traded, reached the wall. What does that mean?
Well, I traded with them. Yeah, I could have had a kill. I thought you were actually come on come on wherever you are
Come on come on wherever you are. There's a drone
You're going to look to your left, it's going to be there.
Nice target, guys.
Nice try, bro.
All friendly.
Oh, I thought it was.
I'm not going to lie, you had the plan.
You had the plan.
I thought there was a cap can, that's right.
No, you did good, you had the plan.
Bro, if you would have killed RK, I think you would have won that round.
Yeah, y'all are doing good though.
Wait, where do you want to go?
I'm gonna play with you lacy. I'm gonna play with you. Okay?
Yeah
I don't know who to play here. I don't know who to play here. I have a good. I have a good shot. I have a good shot
Just you guys play or whatever you need upstairs. Let me play this real quick. I have I don't know how long the
What do you call phases, but I have a good spot
What we just brought more than you should play shield. Yeah, I'll be a bit you keep saying that
I don't know how to fucking take a blue shield. I don't know how to do it.
No, Marlon, there's no way you're this dumb.
What do you mean? Give me a fucking poison or something or a juggernaut or whatever the fuck it's called.
No, it's a riot shield.
Okay, whatever the fuck it's called.
Yo, listen, Lacey, you want me to set you up a Myra?
Protect the bombs.
What happened?
I'm gonna set you up a Myra. Hold on.
I don't know what that means.
10 seconds left.
watch the windows the windows are so important I wish we could like steal the
windows or something like I'm watching the window
right there why just put you can hold there Lacey go go there and just watch
Watch behind you.
Wait, is that bad?
They're saying it's bad, please.
It has?
Wait, not that one.
This one.
Aw, fuck.
He advised.
Op4 has located a bomb.
Is that open or not?
Is that open?
No, no.
Don't open the window.
Okay.
Someone's watching you.
I hear one in my right room!
In my right room!
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
I
What are you doing?
Behind me behind behind behind behind behind behind y'all behind y'all
He's he's dropped down. He's dropped down. He's come behind y'all
You have a cap can right there Lacey?
Yeah, I think
Low key I'm just gonna reinforce this. I don't know if it's cold.
I'm just gonna miss this uh
Why that's scared bro?
I just didn't know where they are
I don't like this position
They know I'm in this corner drone kill that
Come on
I'm gonna watch that door buggy
The move
I'm watching this cross
They just know that we're both in here that's the problem. I know but I did the windows open in the doors on there's really no
Inside inside inside. Oh my god, it's both
No way.
Track it, track it, track it, track it, track it.
So good, so good.
Hey, hey, hey, listen to me, listen to me.
Y'all both listen right now.
Who was down 3-1 in the 2-2016 finals?
Who was?
Who was?
Let's see.
Who was?
Exactly.
And who's gonna make that fucking LeBron James chase down Block?
Both of y'all.
At the same fucking time you understand let's fucking go get this win. I'm gonna be tired. I'm gonna take the last shot. Let's go
Right it's wrong. They missed. I'm telling you lacy's doing lacy's
No, you can do this wrong actually your potential you can do this brown. I think the whole
Yes, but they don't really know the map either like they don't they don't know what it's no, they definitely know the map
I don't okay. They know it but like bro
And of course they know the back on Oregon. They had like full blown strapped right y'all could win
On it resting your hands, okay
You gotta be LeBron gotta be LeBron
Fucking LeBron Lisa don't fucking try me right now. Come on
Come on, come on, come on.
It's not a bad shout up here.
Shout is it?
Come on.
No bomb upstairs.
It's going to be downstairs again, boys.
It's looking like downstairs.
It's okay.
Boys.
Yeah.
Yeah.
For sure.
I think.
I think.
I think.
I think.
I think.
I think.
I think.
You know what he wants to do.
The Bronzer will be to make a LeBron type of...
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
It is downstairs, it is downstairs, it is downstairs.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, Arsenal, Arsenal, Arsenal, Premier League, okay?
Is there another way down or is it really this...
Yes, one is...
Okay, literally, Lacey, if you can go downstairs, he's right here.
I'm marking him over and over, he has no clue.
I just don't know how to get down.
I think I should...
I was trying to find my teammates, bro.
what
i'm trying to find y'all
oh wait i'm baiting him on this side with an ace run you might be able to go down the other way
i think i can go down i think i can go down i don't want to sell your ship i think i can go down
just bro we gotta make a play we need to win
ok maro do you have your drone?
i don't know
i'm down i'm down i'm down
one is right here look look look i'm marking him
one's right there
plus 10 plus 10 plus 10
hey lacy lacy so i'm behind this thing
this thing I'm gonna track them
I'm like disease or something I don't know what I am I don't know what I am
I don't know what I am I don't know what I am
I'm behind you so much to shoot you I shoot them so much to use with them
I'm gonna use you as bait
I
I got a momma right now, right?
He's got a brush.
Come on, bitch.
Yo, come to fuck.
I don't give a fuck.
It's my children.
I told you I'm Kyrie.
I told you I'm Kyrie.
I don't give a fuck.
I don't give a fuck.
I'm Kyrie.
I'm going to kill you here.
Come on, run, run, run.
In the room, in the room, mom!
In the room, mom!
In the room!
In the room!
I
Would you run out Marlin? Why would you run out?
Why would you run out Marlin?
Why couldn't you run out?
Try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try
And they all want to be shot in the middle
Oh, try, bro
I had no ammo to try to my other gun
Martin, all you have to do is just stay put, man, and have it.
He said, I'm Kyrie, and he's ran into the fucking other players.
Martin, we had the whole game.
I just want to be Kyrie, bro.
I'm sorry, boys.
I'm sorry.
Why did you scream I'm Kyrie?
It's my house.
Bro
Bro, I think I became more like a J.R. Smith
Yeah, I really wanted to play in this too.
I'll take the blame, you all change.
Come to my fucking chat and start at 1.
He's really young there for it.
I'll take at 1.
I'll take at 1.
I'll take at 1.
I'll take at 1.
I'll take at 1.
I'll take at 1.
I'll take at 1.
Thank you again. What was the point of the whole thing, you know
So I think we're I think we're gonna do you cool with that
No
neutral
the game to come back to us with a decision or once we have a decision or no, then I'm like,
well, I kind of want to let the other team know, because like they might go and do other shit,
like, you know what I mean? So I kind of want to let them know, like, no.
No, no, no, no, Jay, Jay, no, no, we gotta stay, bro.
I'll do what I'm saying.
Did you boys-
No, bro, because if we win the whole thing, I don't want this whole thing about-
We are bad at the game. Did you boys-
I played bad, Lacey played great, bro. I don't know, I just played shit.
Farther than you played great, Lacey you played great.
I don't want- I don't want to-
No.
No, are we sure you get it bro just because then this is gonna fuck Jinxie's bracket. Let's give me knuckles boys
Everyone give me knuckles in the chat
Because if we win the whole thing bro, I don't want to I don't want to hear like oh
Why are they doing this? We just played a game, bro. Thank you
like we're not okay I think I'm up to you are you are you're just in there look
free screening we don't play thank you for inviting the Dixie bro it's just
turning out which tournament goes well they should just play why would they
leak yeah what the fuck the awkward I don't know I don't know I'm gonna be
They won. They won.
Did I see Marlon and Ron, and you guys advanced to semi-final?
What the hell?
So that was fun.
Wait, wait, no, no.
God, don't do this.
Don't do this, God.
No.
Wait, do you have to say something?
I'm sorry.
I'm not saying this is not important to you and your tournament.
Bro, I'm just saying this is not important to you and your tournament.
Bro, I'm just saying this is not important to you and your tournament.
I'm not saying like this is not important to you and your tournament, but like bro
I'm just saying like this just keep playing so you're the practice staying tacked. I would the fuck life
Well, the matter will be intact if y'all just go to the next round
Well, I don't go fuck about that shit fuck that shit
Tournament should be played that should be played winner advances, but like bro, why are they doing that?
I'm so confused. Go guys games not the fucking D
Look at it like this guys Marlon your level zero and got the game 20 minutes ago
They have a lot of it's like it's just you know what I mean drawing. I think you guys just go to the semis man
All right, well you guys are
Now my friends are gonna think I'm
So are you guys leaving or staying or they should I mean no, I'm not gonna leave a tournament for you
I would never do that. I'm just saying they they won all controller. They should stay in
Because then we just did that whole game for nothing. No, bro Jason or you I know you're here
But stay play the game bro. Like yo, we are winning so what like let me anyone want to see my drawing or no
I
Fuck your fucking fuck ass drawn. I don't give a fuck about your drawing. They look they've left you guys are in the semis
Dude, when this fucker man, you guys are in the semis, bro. All right, we gotta go to the next game y'all are in semis, right?
All right, all right, all right, Ray Loose XQC Bruce Cuffham Aiden
Oh my god, bro, this is why you know, bro
LaMicki what do y'all want us to do? We're not we're not gonna leave Jinxie hanging and his whole stream is fucked
Outlaw something weird, bro
It'd be kind of just got thrown into this even though we love bro chat
I don't know why you're now chat hopping to me
I've said since we lost the first time saying I don't care saying that like bro. I I don't mind
You know what like if they want to play they could play I don't mind
I don't know why anyone's chat hopping to me. I literally said I don't I don't really care, bro
Like I had fun. I'm literally doing a drawing. I
Think people are chat hopping to the
you
you
you
you
you
I'm going to go back to the
I'm going to go back to the
She wouldn't
Am I low key feel awkward okay?
Yeah, guard it phone chat. I should it's so fun. Yo, you know what you do you draw like you just did it
But we don't know who drew it and then we got it. I got it
Like put down right what it is and then lately got it right it and then I know how
More than what are you talking about
If you all want to play another game, do you have a game or are you talking about?
Scribble I.O.
So it's basically like Ron just drew and then I got to type down what that drawing is and
then I got to draw it and then later you got to type out what that drawing is then
wrong I draw it.
So then after the whole round we just see what it basically comes out to say I put
like a peanut butter cup.
And that might end up being like a, like a toad.
I know what the game is.
I know what the game is.
Oh.
I know what the game is.
Okay.
It's this.
Scribble IO.
Should we run it real quick?
Not a bad shot?
Marlon is a 30 year old Rekai.
Okay.
That might be the,
Jamie might be the hardest,
absolutely the most disrespectful thing
I've ever done in my life.
I feel we need that by the way.
Should I add anything to my drawing chat?
Oh good fuck.
I don't think we can play that heroes, but yeah.
Can we play this game?
Yeah, can we play it please?
We're going to execute this game.
I'm going to create a private room.
Alright, cool.
Can you bite me?
Do you want to run us up in?
Wait, is it just us three?
I guess so.
Yeah.
Should I even open up for her?
You can't play Scribble IO with three people.
Oh you can't?
You can't.
I screw you can't.
Lace your mind.
You think it's worth opening up Twitter?
Going to cops?
Oh, I don't know about Sheld.
I would show you.
Wait, why would you edit us?
What did we do?
We didn't even say anything.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We're about to end the video.
Let's take Cardiff on.
Come on.
All right, guys.
Cardiff on a sunny Sunday.
Not a bad Sheld ball in my whole life.
Also, fucking time is one hour left at one hour forward.
That means summertime.
Also, a natural women's day.
that's what they said. So,
this is the best day. That means
that we can call eight, nine of
our women, not a bad show. Also,
top of that, it's their son
outside. Anybody? Can we join
the Guardian Gameboys or no?
Yes, I'll get a guardian. I'll
get a guardian.
Yeah, we'll do five and do five
three. Everyone happy in the
chat at least bro. Work out.
Three hints. Zero hints in
play. I think I'm gonna draw
a lightning. Uh, I'm about
I'm about to send you I'm
about to send you out a link
I
Sent you to link
We send this I send it in your DM send it in your DM send it in my private ems. Yes
I love this. I'm not gonna lie. Just be
Gonna be a great YouTube video
Yeah
I'm starting
Okay, okay, yo, yo YouTube was good, baby
Today we are playing Skriple IO. It's me, Lacey, and Ron.
And it's basically where I got it.
I'm not trying to explain it. You got to search up to see what it is.
But yeah, welcome to the YouTube channel.
Subscribe, subscribe, subscribe, and let's go, baby.
All right, let's go.
All right, all right, let's go.
How much time do I have?
Wait, why are you already dancing?
I haven't fucking drawn anything.
You only have 60 seconds left.
Okay, okay, I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it.
I watch this awesome
oh
Be serious
Come on gas
your fucking gas dude
Like seriously how much fucking water I got to do your stupid guess the fucking thing
Oh
What is it why are you coming like what's going on right now?
Oh fuck you got it
Oh my god, you think subscribe
I'll get back here we go, here we go, here we go.
I'll go.
Ooh, that's a long word.
How do you get pussy?
You're too good for one.
Why not?
No shah, how?
You're too good for one.
Yeah
You guys are still watching the video make sure to like comment and subscribe
Actually
You got a bro card credit, okay?
Bank details, okay? You're almost there more than you're almost there. No
Credit card it was credit card
Why is there yellow around it like it's a fucking McDonald's menu. What the fuck?
Okay, yo YouTube if you're enjoying this make sure you tell me if you want to see more YouTube are you still watching or did you click off?
No, actually how
Wait, what the fuck
you got this brother if you're about to click off the YouTube video drop on me
right now we're trying to see what is it I'm not kidding got this Marlon come on
pins and white Marlon pins and white and needle pins and needles
I said needles, what the fuck need all bro, you too.
Oh my god, yo, I'm not going to lie.
All right, boys.
I'm not on the other side.
Both y'all.
Both y'all.
It's going to be easy.
Like easy.
All right.
Ready?
All y'all ready?
One go
Hold just hold hold hold let me cook hold don't get it. Don't get it. Don't get it. Don't get it
Don't get it don't get it don't get it. Don't get it. Don't get it. Don't get something
Don't get it. Don't get it. Don't get it. Don't get it. I can tell instantly bro
Let's fucking go
You two, if you enjoy this let me fucking know
Marlin don't guess yet
Marlin don't guess yet
Marlin don't guess yet
Wait, what is that?
Marlin don't guess yet
What?
Oh
What are you doing?
Oh my god
Oh no, okay I fucked up, alright
Wait, lacy god, alright Marlin don't be afraid
Marlin it's okay, I'm gonna redo it for you
We ready?
Marlin, calm down, bro.
Marlin, Marlin, Marlin, look.
Is he excited?
Marlin, it's all right, bro.
Marlin, look, Marlin.
Marlin, you see?
You see it's the same.
It's a flag.
What type?
It gotta be...
Look, look, look, look, look, look, look.
Marissa's, Marissa's.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
Marlin, quickly!
I'm trying.
What the fuck what the fuck
That was United Kingdom
We can do any better than that
Dude
You haven't even gotten one answer right out of three people
Alright
Why was there blue?
I'm so confused about that
It was light blue
I
Was that oh my god, I got it Santa. No look at the top it shows you how many letters
What the fuck I didn't fucking know that
No, Marley, you actually got to quit. I'm dead ass here, you got to quit. I'm dead ass here, you got to quit.
ASU frat leader, president, uh, or Sots, Mac, Max Lamour, uh, president, uh, fuck,
Wait who could it actually be?
Burberry
Arlen
Wait what no fucking way
No fucking way
Wait no
What?
What?
There's no egg
No fucking way
I'm in a game?
Off bro
What the fuck
Arlen you are like
You actually might be the same
I'm dead ass
I'm dead ass
I'm dead ass
I'm dead ass
I thought I was in the fucking game
What the fuck I'm not gonna lie. I thought I had a fucking moment right now. Be honest
All right easy dead ass like all the time five seconds passing wait hold hold hold hold everybody hold everybody
Fucking kidding. You're fucking kidding
We are fucking cheating. No, wait, how the fuck are doing this?
I
Don't look at your chat. Oh
Oh wait, don't look in the chat.
No, I'm just saying I knew you might.
I knew you had my shit closed down.
What the fuck is that?
One, one, actually I got a better one, I can fix this, I can fix this, I'll fix this, I'll fix this, I'll fix this.
Oh
What
Marlon come on beat Lacey you gotta beat Lacey come on
Oh, of course.
Come on, bro.
And then it came back.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Ready? Marlon, get ready.
Pay attention. You gotta beat Lacy.
Oh.
Marlon.
Marlon.
Wait, Daffy?
What is that?
Marlon.
I don't even know what Daffy means.
Marlon, use your observation skills.
Look at the duck and then read the word. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my fucking god. Oh my fucking god
Marlon are you trying I'm dead ass are you trying? Yes, I'm actually trying. Yes. I'm looking at Seth. Yes. I'm looking at Seth bro
Yes, yes
The door is open
Bro, the door is open, y'all don't twist it enough.
Yes?
What's up dude?
Yo, what's up bro?
How you doing bro?
Yeah man.
Ball sack.
Nuts.
It's going.
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
We were just sitting here because y'all left and now we're forced to pray.
Is that a fucking thong?
Ball sack.
Oh that's a...
What is it?
A liver, liver, liver.
A kidney kidney kidney.
Kidney kidney kidney
I can't lose tomorrow
No, of course he gets this one
But I know a good bone
I
Y'all ladies, that's a great boy. Let's run about run about all fun YouTube the second game. Let's go
I don't get it chat. How many views is YouTube video getting? I
Think it might be up there for 500k probably half a mill
the two out of time
I got ready that's already think about this in this house think most in this house
I think about it in this house, okay
I'm not a bad draw
There's just a lot of kekwa forms. All right Marlon, I need you to be lazy okay?
I just be shoot yeah. All right ready Marlon look look look look pay attention just speak out loud.
Speak out loud okay? Okay okay okay ready? Ready?
Okay.
There he is fucking blonde bruh.
Oh fuck y'all scared the fuck out of me.
Marlon lock in Marlon lock in.
Ah I'm locked I'm locked I'm locked I'm locked. Forward forward.
The word I was thinking about him is dusty musty kresi dusty.
What do I think is this?
What?
A block a block a block a block.
Join join join join.
You know how to spell?
It's a plot.
No.
Marlin, read the top.
It's four letters.
Lake.
Green.
Marlin, it's four letters.
Brody.
Brody.
Marlin, it's four fucking letters.
Assets.
It's four letters.
Yeah.
Four letters.
Four letters.
Four letters.
Four letters.
Oh
Here we go
What is it bro? Come on keep going.
Have you started this or no?
Yeah.
Wait what?
Oh my god.
Hey what?
Hello, hello.
I can't fucking hear anything.
I can't hear anything.
What would I be called?
Yeah
In days. Oh my god
Ready
I fucking had white on. Oh my god. I had white on.
Why are you not drawing?
I had white on. I had white.
Whoa!
Okay.
Ready? Ready? Hey, ready? Ready? Ready?
What?
Come on! Come on!
Come on!
Hey! Think about it! No, think about it! No!
Think about it! Think about it!
No!
Different word. Different.
I
What think about it think about it think about it think about it. Um, uh
Think about it think about it think about it
Think about it like why is this how you do that? You're so stupid. Thank you buddy. Do it. Think about it
Fucking go
You're so stupid it hurts.
Fucking go, baby.
Why did you draw a present?
Fucking go, baby.
Well, this might be the easiest one.
You ready?
All right.
You know what I think it is, though?
All the YouTube viewers just clicked off, they're saying.
Well, I got to draw a little bit better.
Oh my god.
Oh, T?
Come on, Marlon.
Eight words.
Eight words.
It's eight letters.
Oh, Lillin.
Tung-tung-tung.
Are you fucking retarded?
Wait, what is a tea?
Okay, so this is the top, okay, so this is the top, right, this is the top, and then
what is this?
Let's see, let me draw an apple, a green apple, let me draw, let me draw a red apple.
I get it, I get it.
Let me maybe draw an orange.
Let me maybe draw a banana.
Oh, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe this will help you look.
Kitchen supplier.
Mark, Marlon, maybe one of these?
There's eight letters.
How can you get kitchen supplier?
A kitchen pen.
No, I know what it is, but I know what it's called.
You don't know what it's called.
One of the words is written.
Island, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Marlon, one of the words is written.
Wait, top?
Kitchen island.
Marlon, Marlon, you realize on the top of the screen
It tells you how many letters and words it is, right?
Right, I didn't know what it was called.
How do you get kitchen oculins?
I don't know what it was called.
I think you actually need to go back to school, that ass.
No, I'm not even.
This is going to be so easy, OK, Marlon?
I'm going to fix my balls sweating through the pants.
What is it?
Wait, Lacey's reading chat?
What the fuck is that?
No, no, no, no, no, what?
On my life, I'm not even saying.
The YouTube is not against so mad.
That's our YouTube channel is actually gonna demonetize bro. I literally haven't read chat once like I'm not even trolling chat
We need help. Come on. Help me
Hands? I don't know what I'm looking at
Is that a penis on top of something? What the fuck is that?
I don't know what this
Wait, soda?
Bud light. You gotta be
What?
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my fucking days. Oh my fucking days. Oh my fucking days. Oh my fucking days
I said
I got three really really bad words. I'm not gonna lie. Okay. Try your best. Try your best
All right, listen listen to me listen to me carefully really fucking think about this one like I'm really gonna like throw up a loop
So like you got like no, okay?
Think about it. Hold on. Everybody hold. Everybody hold. Everybody hold.
Hold. Everybody hold. Okay. Think about it. No, think about it. Think about it. Think
What are you thinking?
Think about it, hold on
Think, think, think, think, think
Think, uh
And then there's a guy
What?
And he holds this shit
It's a basketball, I drive
There's no way, there's no way
There's no way
No fucking way
You have to be kidding me!
NO FUCKING WAY LACE!
But it's literally impossible.
Literally impossible. It gives nothing.
And then you stop drawing?
And then you stop drawing?
Lace!
Lace, no fucking way!
It's not happening!
I read my chat.
Wait, Lace, say swear against that!
Can't fucking hear you, dumbass.
Oh, money!
Liz, did you actually guess that?
That's what I got!
You- But you're not supposed to talk when you do it.
You said there's a guy who holds that.
Ah, fuck.
Um...
Blah.
Dude.
Well, you actually don't even dry.
Oh...
Uh, it gotta be.
It gotta be.
Wait, Jason, deadass crashes Maybach's head, put it on God.
What?
There's no way he scuffed his Maybach.
Show me a clip.
How?
I don't know, Joe.
I need a clip.
Oh, body.
Maybe not.
Wait, say clip.
What's that?
Luke, you got there, Luke?
A little extra?
Oh, Luke.
Luke, please.
Yo, Luke!
One slice!
Good luck, everybody.
I turn now.
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
You want some of your food?
Oh, what is this?
Food!
Okay.
Okay.
This, you guys are going to really have to think about.
I'm not going to lie to you.
I'm not going to lie to you.
I'm not going to lie to you.
I'm not going to lie to you.
I'm not going to lie to you.
I'm not going to lie to you.
I'm not a lot of sevens actually really hard
So so holy fuck was wrong me
Not sure brother soon
What how is Jason so bad at driving? Wait, yeah, she crashed it
How how bad how can you actually be that bad at driving?
Well, actually I kind of know
You have 50 different backup cameras on a fucking Maybach how the actual fuck is that possible?
Wait, what is this?
Well, I'm gonna let you have this one see if you can get it
I mean don't put me dude don't you dare put my name in the chat
I don't know how to draw this it's like impossible to draw
Ah!
Nobody knows what this looks like.
You're fucking kidding me.
You're actually fucking kidding me.
How does anybody know what the afterlife looks like?
You're actually fucking kidding me.
On my mother's life, it's the afterlife.
It doesn't even matter.
You still got third fucking cheeseburger.
Yo, Luke!
Oh, why?
Yo, YouTube's clicking off.
Food!
YouTube already clicked off this video, bro.
We gotta move on.
Wait, I want to see the clip of Jason.
Me too.
Wait, champ, confused.
Did they finish the second game yet?
third game
I'm gonna stop coaching at like three three two
I'm not picking up a chance of winning or not really like fun for them. All right
They would have five kids a baby happy national women's day, baby
Everyone say happy national women's day to the ladies in the town. Good barricade
Is it's a good spot um, yeah, one advice I give you is try not to move around that much in sight
The more you move around happy national women's day
Everyone except
We need comes if y'all here one of the doors game broken now nobody coming in from
Oh
So they shot down that window they shot roots in that window
They're gonna come you fucking boys, right? Yeah
Window pushing you guys they're pushing up
Wait nice
Oh
it's actually she's boys where hello check them check them check them check
them I don't see nothing
oh no can you hear me he's waiting for you to peek oh my god he got you oh no
oh no oh no wait oh my god even for sex no way Aiden wins this right
Oh
Low T. Wow.
I told you, as you see, might have been worse than a squishy nigga, bro.
Nigga's no fucking D, bro.
All right, yo, next, next, well played, well played, X.
You just thank him and good luck, guys.
Don't be honest, I was coaching them.
Boys, boys, boys, boys.
They were, what the fuck, T.C.
But who's next?
How much, how much longer do we have until the next game?
Boys.
Modern.
Oh, hey, hey, buddy.
one more game until semifinals should we go do something or should we
I mean I'm down
oh god okay you take me shit
no my lace
let me mute this real quick chat
let me mute this fucker let me mute this fuck a little bird
I'm gonna mute this little fucking bird
I love go back to just chatting. What is this?
Where's my cameraman
Where's my my cameraman even here
here.
Yo bro, are you ready?
He put the Sammy song on?
That's the Roeback voice.
They said he's five second down and couldn't pick over for the day.
Does it work?
Drop a meat chat if you're on Mr. Samson.
I wonder if we even have Wi-Fi in the script.
EMP time, boys?
So what, we get drunk.
How do you feel about the Diana Limship, bro?
Does that make you actually, like, tighter, no?
No, not a million years.
I don't have to talk about it anymore.
Josh, should I stop talking about it?
It doesn't matter to me, boys.
Ask me anything.
Are we moving out?
Uh, we still have basically like a month and a half
because certain people want to hold this hostage here.
Is it on?
Does it work? Is it half?
Or is it good?
Does it work? Is it half?
Or is it good?
It's good.
Holy shit, it's been a fucking minute, boys.
It's been a fucking minute, boys.
Is it good?
Yeah, at least I have it.
Wait, what?
We're good, we're good.
I need pumps like a software update, man.
I closed it.
Are you good?
Yeah, I'm sure we should.
Holy shit, I'm on a fucking set, you son of a bitch.
So what we can't talk about, so what we can't speak,
when just having fun, ain't nobody to see,
so what we can't argue about, that's how it's supposed to be.
No, it's shit.
Stop! Stop, bro.
But answer me.
Ah!
Maybe, maybe you don't come out of my voice, shit.
Fuck, I looked around and I'm walking along, starting to get right back to my shit,
he's saying, I look in my shit.
I look in my shit.
That's how I come out of the fuck.
That fucking you come out of the fuck, Bill.
That's okay.
Why do you have a Celsius drink as your decoration?
You didn't even like put anything in it, you didn't even put the drink in it.
You didn't even fucking plug it in and you left all the trash.
The fucking love Celsius.
And you love Celsius too.
I don't, they don't pay me.
So, they don't pay me millions of dollars to say that.
I'll have some of this.
I'm going to go explore.
What's next?
What?
All right.
What's this?
What the fuck is this?
It's a little weird, bro.
Stop it.
Hey, Lacey.
You're going to a room?
Wait, you said you were going to take a shit.
You're using a dart lock.
There's a bathroom in my room.
There's a bathroom right there.
Did you just come up?
I'm not going to let that happen. I don't know what you just did in that room.
I'm going to fit in that room.
You always watch it?
No, I took a shit.
I was thinking of a shirt about trying to be cool.
No, I'm not. You fucked you, micked it off me.
Well, we have a lot of time, bro, until this game starts.
How long?
One more game.
Oh, shit.
Wait, there's a baseball bat.
What the fuck would you do with that life, like I'm not even kidding with it, like actually, like whatever you're doing.
If you smash my shit, I will smash you, like I will smash you from this camera.
Yeah, I will literally do face-to-face with this camera, sir.
They'd ask if I just fucking like, stop fucking talking about it, that shit would actually explode.
At least for the channel, I don't know if I should do that self-save, sir.
Don't you fucking dare.
You can touch anything in the self if you understand.
Anything good.
Alright bro, let's go to the post.
How are we still in this right now?
I don't understand. I'm just kept waiting.
You know what I'm saying?
They kept waiting.
So what is kept waiting?
It's like a nice meal.
You're gonna die.
Any questions?
I mean, right now we're just waiting.
The tournament starts. What's on your mind?
You're on my mind, bud.
I'm glad you asked me that.
Yeah, honestly.
I'm just going to shit with it.
Right?
Loki.
I mean, I think I'm just waiting.
I think Loki's waiting for the day the world takes me out.
Yeah.
Honestly, I'm not going to lie.
That's awful, bro.
I think I'm going to die soon.
I think my head makes his gonna burst.
Don't say that, bro.
No, I think it is.
I don't want to say something, but I'm not going to lie.
I do.
I do, bro.
I do, bro.
And nothing in this world should affect your mental.
I'm not going to lie.
I do.
I do, bro.
I do, bro.
should affect your mental if it's not covered in you.
What the fuck, okay?
Don't let any outside noise get inside to your noise.
Really think about it though, really think about it.
You create your own vibrations.
Everybody else's vibration's energy,
you should not consume that.
Shut the fuck up.
Okay.
Like you're just sick, nonsense.
Can I tell you a little bit quick that I live by?
OK, if they look at it in the mirror,
low key, if low key in the mirror,
you can participate if you want to.
A horse walks into a bar.
I'm serious, I'm serious.
And I've got to solve it?
It's a solve-a-word.
A horse walks into a bar, and it's on a Friday.
Now, the horse gets a margarita, a lemon crop,
and he also gets an espresso martini.
OK.
And the horse goes to the bar,
and the bartender was like, oh sure, I'll get all that.
What was your name?
So the horse goes, I don't know what you think.
What is the horse's name?
And the tongue fried him, speaking of it.
Horse walks into, that's the horse that walks into the bar.
Okay, the horse walks into the bar.
So the horse is it?
Stallion.
Stallion?
You making me.
No, no, no, that's not the answer I was looking for.
You making the stallion?
Okay.
to a bar and it's on a Friday. And this horse is not in a regular horse. It orders drinks.
I got a Landrope, I got Margaritas, I got a Festival Montini.
Three different things, correct?
And now, now that you mention it, it also got a couple shops in my home.
What is the horse's name?
I'll call it.
Not the Ansham Lucas Ford.
You know, I'll say it's a vehicle here.
No, it's okay. You can do it.
Okay, so the horse goes into the bar and it's on a Friday and the horse is on a Friday.
And he goes to the bar and he has a left drop, he has couple shots, he gets margaritas,
a stressor martini, but this time, this time the horse actually got water too.
What is the horse's name?
Well, is it part of the riddle?
Yeah.
Yeah, it's all part of the riddle.
Okay, so now I was supposed to say something wrong.
Is that the final stage?
Okay.
Final stage.
I'm very close.
Keep in mind what today is.
Okay, so the horse got super...
I don't know what that's gonna be for.
The horse got super...
At least I haven't scared anything.
Now it's over.
Now it's a all-nighter.
What is the horse's name?
It actually is the whole riddle.
Yeah.
Sober?
No, not it. I'm not going to go up this level. You got to remember what?
I don't know.
What's the answer to this?
The answer was the weekend I'm looking for.
Dude, weekend?
Every day for the course is a weekend.
The same weekend or something?
Alright, I got one. I got one. I got a little.
I actually got one. I got a little.
I'm just doing it all the time, I just don't get it.
Okay.
Hey.
I fuck all the young men.
Okay, okay, okay.
Okay.
And me and...
I'm looking like that.
Me and what's at auction?
ocean.
Uh-huh.
I'll be serious.
I'm listening.
And then what's the ocean?
The assistant.
Dive.
Deep dive.
Okay?
Ocean.
Deep dive.
Ocean.
Deep dive.
Probably this right side.
Right side.
Ocean.
Deep dive.
Right side.
There's a big whale.
Smoosh.
Whale comes in.
Ocean.
Deep dive.
On the left side.
That's right there.
This is for the ocean.
This is for the ocean.
This is for the ocean.
left side of it is the fiancee solution.
Is it a whale? Or is it a fisher?
Okay, so the man walks into the ocean, he deeps dive.
Deep dive into the ocean, yes. The whale is right.
The whale is right, the fiancee is almost a left.
Is it a whale?
The fiancee of the man.
And he's not a fisher, he's a deep diver.
Deep diver.
He's like a scuba diver.
A scuba diver, now it's changing.
A scuba diver.
A scuba diving.
Okay, scuba diving with the whale.
Where comes here?
The fiancee right there.
No ring on.
He's in the middle.
Who clashes food?
So what is?
Not that I'm looking for.
The man walks into the ocean.
He's walking into the ocean.
Yeah, he's diving.
He deep-stives.
But how do you walk to the ocean?
Where comes from the left?
The fiancee comes from the right.
He switched it.
He said, where comes from the left?
She has a ring on her.
She has a ring on her.
And they should see it.
She has a ring on her.
Who classes whom?
So the religious male comes in, and then it's the ring.
Then it's the teacher.
And he answer Friday.
Close.
Close.
Go ahead.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Man walks into the ocean.
He deep dives.
Delfin coming from the right.
What's a Delfin?
Delfin.
The way of the Delfin now changed.
Delfin comes from the right.
From the left comes his fiancรฉe.
Fiancรฉe the Delfin?
Fiancรฉe the Delfin.
That's too endless.
What?
Whole class is who?
soon. Is it Monday? It was the rain. I know. The rain flashes first. King.
This is riveting, this is riveting.
I got another riddle.
I got another riddle.
This is what I've been working on.
So, actually, you got another riddle?
Yeah.
OK.
OK.
Are you ready?
Yeah.
This is 101 riddles for kids.
Uh-huh.
What do you mean?
I don't know.
I'm tall when I'm young.
Pardon?
And I'm small when I'm young.
And I'm short when I am old.
Whatever.
I'm not a catcher.
I'm tall when I'm old.
How many of you are scared?
I'm scared too.
What is full of holes,
but still holds water?
Money group.
No, it was a sponge.
Oh fuck.
Okay, there is this...
Okay, what goes up
but never comes down?
What goes up must come down to the moon to edit until you die, get out, you gotta know that.
What?
Always on time comes down to the clock.
What's going on? The age?
Ah, okay. Like, how'd you mean button?
Um, a man dies of old age when he's 25.
I lost the riddle.
A man dies of old age when he's 25 birthday.
How is that possible?
It starts on the 25th.
This one does commit a man dies of old age on his 25th birthday. How is this possible?
He was born on February 29th.
Oh, because it's a leap year. So you only have like a birthday every four years.
Because it's only 28 days in February.
Oh.
Don't worry, but I still don't understand what what gets bigger when more is taken away
What gets bigger when more is taken away?
Wait, what gets bigger when more is taken away?
It's good
Well, I don't know
You have nothing, I don't know what I'm talking about.
Like I said, you're just playing, you're digging it up, bro.
Just give me a little about more than the streamer.
There's no fucking way that chat, just a second.
The chat you can take.
Chet, I want to give you an order.
Like, say, Kessler, you build out the whole first.
You get the send out.
That's the whole thing.
Okay. All right, ready?
Yeah.
Okay.
Here's your riddle.
I'm known for my reactions more than I can expect.
What is this, bro?
The answer is to keep saying more than
that's not what I'm looking for.
No.
Wait, what is that?
You wanna hear the riddle?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I sit in the chair of a travel world.
My voice gets loud when the cast is hurled.
The controller in my hand, the chat moving fast,
laughs and rage moments that will always last.
You don't see me outside again.
I'm live every night.
Who am I?
stream tonight
i think it was a fucking
ryan
it
i don't know
you should break the set up and then you should get revenge and break his
like a day or two later
oh my
you should go viral
could go viral
fuck we're getting mad
stop
we're getting mad
Stop doing that, bro.
I will look for your spirit, dude.
All right.
Don't look me.
I don't actually look me.
All right, girl.
Let me go and score.
All right.
Everybody!
Is that your true?
Yeah.
Oh, fuck.
What is this?
Is it protein?
All there is is protein candy over there.
What the fuck?
I do know what's up with this.
Protein candy?
Wait.
You can make a salad.
Oh yeah, that one is a salad.
A salad? What do you have there?
Oh, look out there.
These are mangoes.
Don't eat the goyslaw boys.
You should pray good.
What's that?
Those are good.
What is it?
They say it's not sour balls.
Should I try it?
No, you're wrong.
Bro, I'm going to get the disrespectful of course.
You're right.
Beats?
You made good.
Is that it?
That is good. You got to look at me.
Oh my God.
Wait.
This blue, I got to check my fingers.
It's only right.
The pump was going to be mad.
Yeah, you're about to get a boss call.
She's gonna type in your chat.
This is why you're fat.
some toxic shit. Oh God. Alright, I'll be exploring.
Ah, we're going to try to have a few seconds voice.
Chat can you update me like this?
The voice, the PC can you tell the voice?
Voice? Are we good? Still good voice.
Voice? So good? Still good voice.
Chat, look at my new reels.
wheels. The good ones? Still good boys. Jack, you can do wheels. Carb and fiber, look at
the bad ones. Not bad job. Little bit inside. This is how you eat a Big Mac. Oh, what happened?
Oh
What happened you think it would actually break? Oh, yeah, I think it would
Can we put okay, let's always look at our kids you should do that they've been sitting there. Let us all fall on one
That's a good idea
I never did the elevator work
I'm not going to risk it, boys.
I just can't run.
Hold on.
I'm not getting out here.
Hold on.
What's that?
It's a bag of marbles boys.
Do you have a flat week?
I'm gonna go to the net.
What?
I'm gonna go to the net.
What?
I'm gonna go to the net.
Oh
Wait, I never did this
How are we still here? Oh place
So screaming
Oh my god, the good one. I don't we don't want to take the stairs
Come find me. I'm in the walls, but I am not tall. I'm not Dark Vader, but I'm Indigator.
No, no, no, no, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, oh god stop, oh god stop, wait.
What do you want to do with that?
No, no.
What's happening?
Are you good?
Hello?
What's happening?
You have a fucking elevator in here?
You're lucky, you're kind of thick.
Wait, stop! We've never seen this elevator.
Come on, come in.
What the fuck?
It works!
No one does it.
I'm talking.
See, Swarovski, we can take the elevator upstairs.
It's not a poop.
You're lying.
I don't know what to do with it.
It's not a poop.
We're getting kind of heavy here, boys.
Get ready.
Nobody's ever seen this.
This is joke, right?
Maybe we jump all at once.
Man, can you win?
No, no, no.
I'm not kidding.
You're right.
I think you had some info.
Jump as high as you can.
Yeah, fine.
It's not even funny.
I'm not paying for this.
I'm not paying for this.
I've been waiting.
Wait, I didn't notice it worked.
It got interrupted.
What the fuck?
Fuck you.
They're breaking it now.
They're breaking it now.
They're breaking it now.
Wait, what the fuck?
Wait, when they fix this?
I don't know.
Should we go down to the bottom floor?
What the fuck?
Hello?
Can I see there's some food out there?
Yeah.
We don't see there's some food on there.
Oh, what the fuck?
Holy shit!
Yeah, right when we got it all fixed.
That's the emergency. Should we call, wait, should we call somebody?
Check on 911.
Does it work?
I don't know, like all doors are side.
This, that has my phone number down there.
Yeah, sure.
I need more.
I might as well stay in the front of the room.
Maybe call the red.
No!
Okay, I don't know what I clicked.
I don't know what I clicked. I clicked nothing.
You can call.
I don't know what to do.
Hello?
No!
It's loud.
Oh, sorry. I haven't really heard.
What's happening to your future, Sheik?
It's this.
Oh, is that what it is?
Yeah, we're so stuck.
Boy!
Get away.
What the fuck?
Hurry.
Whoa!
Feast of Gold!
Alright, should we go back up?
I got it.
Yeah.
I'm short.
Short too.
What's with you?
It's supposed to be just one.
You come here often.
Yeah.
Do you?
I live here.
What if someone fucks with you?
We can do it on my solo treat.
I mean I, I mean I like, I like bring my girlfriend.
You bring your girlfriend.
I don't have to do it.
Nah.
No, I don't have shit to look in.
Alright, one round.
Should we go in the kitchen?
Check out this.
Do you have some protein in it?
Protein to get to the worst?
I know where you run at, dude.
Where you run?
Who's there?
Where you run?
No fucking way.
We can't disrespect you. We have to try it. We got a time one
Look at the new chance allocate it's all good. What's up? It's like a salad kid. You're funny salad right here. Oh
Oh
All right
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
Is this protein pizza?
No.
I love you like cold pizza.
Ah, this is as if you're holding it at least.
No, that's not.
Oh, that's horrible.
Are you seeing what the fuck I'm seeing?
Fucking poachie!
Boys!
Boys!
That's a whole fucking thing!
That's a whole fucking cow in my fucking plate right now!
The fuck boys?
Boys!
How old is this?
Oh wait, let me check.
What do you mean, bro?
I don't fucking know.
Should we throw eggs at Lacy's face?
Let's go from the top and throw it out of his face.
Put a squeeze in that egg.
I'm serious. Like, you remember? Like, look.
I swear.
I have problems with that in here right now. Like, look.
No, you can't.
Why do you even bring that knife?
It's not that good.
You don't think so?
No, I'm not.
No.
That'll be weird.
That'll be weird. I'm gonna light your outfit.
You think I can break your leg?
No, no, I don't...
No, no!
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
You're a bot.
You're a bot.
Eat it up, bro.
What's the difference, man?
There's no paper.
He's wasted an egg on one of them.
Why are you making a vlog?
I'm not going to be dead
Shut up!
Elmoreman wasted eggs, bro
That's actually Elmorelan
I'm not even kidding
You've been working for 30 seconds
Bro, right here bro
Use this one
No baby
No bro
How we doing?
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Clean the area, the house is really clean.
I suppose you should.
I'm not going to clean it, this is really good.
Well, I have a question.
No, I'm not saying.
Is your girl actually sitting and monitoring your fucking teaching of each shit, like all of the time?
Is this real?
That's my question, so I ask.
Let's see monitoring you monitoring you know, give me give us a call right now
You give me a call right now to see if you're on about page it
Nothing yet. Thank you. Yeah
That's crazy
Bad shots listen
You need you can fucking
Well, that has you need sugar if you want to live forever. You know that right? You need natural sex in the same
I would eat that shit one night, fucking baby's born.
What?
I want to reach the post in the morning.
Okay, let's go check.
Do you think I live here?
Okay, I'm looking out for you.
I know who you're talking to.
Fuck, it's long.
You know who you get?
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Yeah?
Tell him.
the lights are off now.
Wait a minute.
Oh, the valve.
Holy, you're turning.
Man, what the fuck are you going to turn into, bro?
She was just...
Those angles are actually insane, dude.
You're insane.
You're insane! You're insane!
Stop!
That was a little close.
Okay, over here.
Yo, look at this shot.
You're not fucking using the foil.
What? That's from my back.
Are you fucking serious?
She gives me massages.
What the fuck have they all been doing here?
I mean, first of all, if you fuck with that, your penis will sting.
Don't ask me that.
Yeah, stink or sting?
Sting.
That's for your back, like when you get massages.
Yeah, but then that massages your fucking...
Oh, no, yes.
Yeah, it does.
Exactly.
Don't spill that drink, she told me that.
Can we gonna have one?
Dude, look.
Look at this protein.
No troll, 20 grams of protein.
Clear protein?
You put this in water and it tastes like another drink.
Okay, I'm gonna get one.
You can get one.
I'll get one.
Let's see.
Icy blue rasp or Icy blue riz.
I'm so happy I can spend my life in the world with you, you make my heart feel full.
and my world all around.
I love you forever and always.
She told me she loves me.
Is there a waterbomb anywhere?
You just sit here and just ride yourself like you're a fucking loser.
What?
You won't drive to get that?
Oh my god, you won't drive to get that.
Drive to this? Right now?
Yes, outside my room though, come on.
Is it outside?
Outside my room.
You wanna drive through this now?
Come on.
Come on.
I'm just using it on my car.
Sandic, sandic, sandic, sandic, sandic.
That's a big dice for this shit.
Holy shit.
You gotta send me.
You gotta send me.
Don't waste your money, don't waste your time.
Come on, three, two, one, send it!
Drive!
Yes, next!
Swallow, swallow, swallow, swallow!
Swallow!
Swallow, swallow!
No!
Swallow!
No!
Why do you do this?
What's this?
Swallow! Don't waste it!
Don't waste it!
Where are these on me?
Oh my team, I look like a whole rich person.
Oh fuck, I'm bad.
Oh, he's wasted his shape.
Oh
It's like fucking shit
You're gonna be done. I did what I do one
But we have to clean that up now bro
More lawn
Oh my lord
Oh more lawn
More gnawing!
Oh my...
Okay, why don't we just make it into like a coke line?
Oh yeah, go grab your family room, unless you blow it out everywhere.
Wait, it's very late.
What are you looking at, boy?
Where is it all going?
It's getting sucked up, boys.
It's getting sucked up, yeah.
What's wrong?
You're okay.
What are you doing?
this thing is semi-times voice
I
Hello?
Ron.
Dale.
Nice job bro sorry we were at work.
It's a semi-star bro you read him in.
Yeah we were just sitting and chatting like we're at the bottom.
Yeah, yeah, we're just doing a quick session. We're just working on your opponents are silky Sina and Joe
I think it should be a really fair game
Okay, bro. All right. I'll see you tomorrow. We'll play later
Tomorrow what do you mean tomorrow? I will just play later. It's okay. You gotta play right now. You're gonna
Hi, grabby's
Wait, what do you mean?
They're gonna be
Rock it here me
Rock it here. I'm ready to play voice
Tell Jase. Yeah, I'm right here. Wait a minute. I'm unmuted. I'm gonna go around you ready. Yeah, check. Yeah, I'm ready
Yo, check out my joint. I've ice look at my stream. I'm ice. Am I
Have eyes look at my drawing, bro
Let me see it. You like it. I'm pulling that. That's my my mic's coming through here. Yeah, I pulled it out
Oh shit
Zebra, yep, my mic's going green. Hey, talk
Oh, is that Lacey on the right?
There you go.
All right.
You see Marlin?
Yep.
And you, bro.
Yours is pretty accurate.
If I might, like, am I fucking muted?
Hi, guys.
Can you hear me?
Is that a giraffe on the left side?
What is that?
Yo, hi, guys!
Yo, GC, can you stop yelling?
We're trying to play.
Yes, it is.
Well, now you guys can look at.
W, hi, mind.
All right, chat.
Wait, where's Barlon and Lacy? Can someone get us?
Chad, go to more of their Lacy's chat and say,
Ron just died quickly.
Okay, don't do that.
Quickly. It'll make them panic and undefeat.
Okay. All right, all right, guys.
Semifinals run. Are you ready, bro? Are you ready?
Now, Chad, I think Semis is going to be fair.
I'm sitting here. I'm looking at the teams.
I think all these games are going to be close.
All right? I really do. I really believe that.
Wait, they're saying I died.
Did I die?
Wait chat, chat drop a five gift if I died
Right, I'm gonna go pee if I love you right P every 15 minutes. Just admit that you do drugs when you go off camera, please
Did he just let out a fucking fart?
Guys tell Marlon and Lacy to undefin before Ron dies quick
I'll change my game to Rainbow Six Season 5. Get mad.
Yeah, I'm about to invite you Ron.
Boom, invited.
Oh my god, wait. A nice five gifted. Not a bad shot boys. Not a bad shot at all.
Thank you for the five gifted boys. Can I get a W boys, boys?
Alright, how do I join? High-vives?
notifications you guys send me another one why not um do you not have it yeah
I'll send you another one oh my god 50 fucking burgers what the fuck can I get
a w50 burgers in the chat and give him strokes immediately chat please give him
strokes that he's never felt before holy shit 50 burgers for fucking what all I
do is sit here and just do nothing thank you bro give him strokes of
Thor chap
Big strokes I want to see him come come on hurry up
Thank you so much for the 50 fucking gifted man. Can we get a hundred gifted of doublet voice?
Okay, he said win it. I bet I'm gonna win it. Let's do this thing. Let's go
Let's go
Name of the 50 burgers your chance. I'm gonna tell more long and lacy to go come on
Oh my god, do I gotta scream?
Marla, Lacey!
Quickly!
We're gonna miss kill!
Hurry!
I'm dead!
Can someone please give me a sub?
Yeah, bro.
Someone in the chat give 2,000 subs right now.
There's only two thousand real viewers in here, so this is perfect I didn't even get invited
Boys can I hear you now? Yes, I can hear you. Okay, what are you doing?
Do I gonna do anything here or not really? Holy shit boys, it's got a W in the chat boys
You're a bot type of pekoa. Hey, I'm not a lot, we're in this whole fucking thing, low key. It's actually game time
All right game time boys, game time. Apparently we're going against
Are we ready?
Yes.
Are we ready?
Yes.
Everybody.
Rock your body.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Rock your body, right.
We got it from the bottom.
Fluff me, beat.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Got some fun.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I
Ruin you ruined it like everything, okay
Yo, thanks, you maybe stop fucking seeing let's get to the fucking game
You're not
Join
Bro y'all have
Hello, what?
Hello, I'm back.
Oh yeah, I'm inviting them.
I got bad news, I got bad news.
You know what, what?
You have exclusive Stroke Shepard stealing my content.
I'll just open cases, bro.
This is, I just fucking canceled the whole tournament.
Don't worry, we're not gonna come out this round right now.
We're gonna matter.
You know what, just win.
If y'all, you know what?
Um, Lace, I invited you, Marlon, I invited you.
And wait, I'll see that again.
How is mommy guys?
Keep doing the three people top right.
You're going to click on them.
You're going to go to give yourself connect.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Invite, invite, invite, invite.
Invite.
I'm going to accept it like I accept it.
My sexuality.
All right.
There we go.
Yeah.
Yo, please.
My good godly you deserve a nice
finally call wide tonight.
But he just canceled the alarm.
I didn't even in the call.
Yo, yo, can you talk teams?
That would mean sexuality wise.
Spacebar brah. No, like fish. I don't know what the fuck is space where it's all about which to our team
Oh custom game. Oh, Jixie that we should cancel the 24 hour brah
Someone tell him
There you go voice wait who's on Joe's team chat? Who is it? Oh?
Wait Joe good it's in a Joe and Hill
I'm not gonna lie, we got this.
Bro, there's no way we lose.
Yo, Road to First Kill, I'm not gonna lie, let's have it.
Let's have a fucking night, boys.
No, you haven't got me till either, so I know what you're talking about.
I'm sorry, but I have.
No, you have not.
You later ran out and talked about fucking career relationship.
I
Literally just got a text from a random number calling me the hard hour
Fucking
We get an L texture in the jet
Hell fucking texture bro actually none of that just made my night fuck bro. You just fucking what do that shit again, baby
All right boys scribble IO is up on YouTube boom go subscribe go like the video go watch that shit man
Honestly might be one of the ten
Yeah
Yes
Marlon
You just texting me the hard art
Nice nice
Hey fully just text me the hard art
Long goes right after I'm gonna fuck your asshole for hard art. Are you fucking?
You both serious
I'll let me show him.
Go ahead, show them.
Show them.
I'll let you show them.
Wait a minute.
This is the first one.
This is Lacey right here.
Straight off the bat.
More than dead.
Deadass uploaded a video on YouTube saying,
I would stay with an auto at my jar.
No.
Here.
Watch this.
It's backwards, but Lacey literally sent me this.
With the hard arc.
Like no joke.
So I'll see that.
And then...
The team, are you ready?
Are you ready?
Are you ready?
Good luck guys.
This is going to be fair now.
You guys are playing level 200s.
All right?
You guys should actually have fun.
All right, listen.
Oh, Marlon, this is what I need you to do.
I need you to take your gun, put it to your fucking head, and die.
Okay?
What the fuck?
There's no chance.
What the fuck?
There's no chance we win this.
We need to get this.
No, lock in there!
It's the band.
Yo, lock in there.
It's the band.
Leave it in.
Leave it in.
Captain?
Captain?
Captain.
Captain.
Focus, focus!
Man, man!
There's some more finals, here we go!
Lacey, I can see that ass from the front.
Why do I F every time I get into a game?
Well, because my chat is just so fucking lovely, and they're just filming Dan.
They're just sitting over there, sad.
I'm being sad, bro.
Well, they being ace?
Oh, that's fine. I can play Dukaban, honey.
I think I'm going to play...
Chat, I'm going to play Jack or Buck.
I'm letting you know right now that any of us died a fucking sinner.
It's an instant boot off the team, okay?
That's how good boys boys. Yeah, Jackal or rock or ying
20 gift
Thank you for national women's day, holy fuck how hard
I got it
Yo, come on
Look guys you guys aren't playing fucking level 200s anymore. All right, you guys gonna have fun. Good luck
Fuck you
Hey you with a 50 driver on hat I'm gonna fuck up I lock in voice with the
shred my drone check wait I'm not gonna lie this one I kind of want to be a
little pussy
I have shots I have shots that's me that's me lock in lock in voice
I don't have a fucking relationship, you bitch-ass motherfuckers!
Fuck!
I don't have nothing, bro!
I have nobody, bro!
Fuck!
I'm gonna tell them I'm dead!
Sit down, Joe Barfoszi!
Nice, easy one out, easy one out, easy one out.
Locked.
I have a free kill if they walk.
We have a lot of time, boys.
Marlon going on the map where is Marlon going on the map? I'm sorry my skin. I'm sorry my skin
I'm sorry my skin the cameras bro. There's cameras bro. I'm sorry my skin bro. There's cameras bro.
Did you just turn from your original? No. You just turned from your original.
Fuck in bro. Why are you aiming at a wall bro? There's a fucking hole in it bro. I'm gonna have to take
their cell phones. Here we go. JP's calling.
Yo, I'm wrote to my first kill go to first kill
Oh, no, I didn't mean that
I don't know what it means, but sounds spotted by scan for some reason it's a camera, bro
Don't sell my shit, bro. Don't fucking sell my shit
Road just shot barbed wire fuck you dude
Almost lost a fucking sinner dude. Yo, we gotta bend the explosive shit dude. I'm been in a
Double me in the chat. Good bait. Good bait, Jack. Good bait. Let's bend Ace. Let's bend Ace, let's bend Ace.
Hey Ron, Ron, let's get a good bait though. Let's get a good one. Come on, come on. Come on. Not bad, kid.
I knew it.
Couple one in the chat right now.
I have to use shit on that team.
All right.
You might be the worst player ever.
I'm not even kidding.
Not bad, chat.
Not bad.
Not bad, kid.
We can find us here, boys.
Not bad, boys.
Got this player.
Got a good player here.
Chad, if you could compare us to one basketball player each, who would it be?
Kyrie Irwin, for sure.
You're kind of like a...
Like Scalabrini, Marlon.
Oh, Scalabrini?
That's not even a bad shout.
That's not even a bad shout.
I don't even think Ron knows what Scalabrini is about.
Scalabrini, brother.
Scalabrini's the fucking code, dude.
Dude, we got W Scott reading the chat.
What are you playing?
What are you playing?
New Orleans Shanghai Sharks.
New Orleans Shanghai Sharks.
Triple Tony Snare.
They even have a 20-month cumulatively sub.
Ben Simmons, Josh Gidey, Jeff Hussman.
Tony Snare plays just like you.
They're saying Josh Gidey, JR Smith, and Celtic Shaq.
I got to be some sort of like the C's.
So chat, what is this do?
What is that?
Oh.
Is that a tripmite?
Is Angel risk good at basketball?
She's absolutely fine.
I love her so much.
All right, let's play slow.
Let's play slow.
Let's play slow, boys.
That player on the wall, we're on the ground, Shat.
Marvin, what are you doing?
Chahal, go to the shotgun.
We're going to head down.
The peek, no?
I don't get how I can't get what was up to like I don't get how you can you get you can
crouch and then after you crowd yeah I got one right here marked all three marked right
here all three all three they say they're still mark I'm marking all three have no clue
the cameras all three are marked all three are marked they have no clue the cameras
I just want to find them bro like
They have no
I'm doing that
They see they're still in the balcony I can't work them right now
I mean we need to play time here
Activate them what does it do?
What?
You just fucking shot me you fucking punk!
You just fucking shot me!
You just shot me!
Dude!
What the fuck?
What's the matter with me?
You just fucking shot me!
go to the reaction time
actually go to reaction time for all you scared the fuck out of me
how the fuck did I scare you?
I don't know, I looked at the place, he actually won me three, oh god start lurking, start lurking
don't even play on site, I'm not even getting
flames, don't
I like this, we actually play this
I
There's no way we just waited an hour and a half
I'm so y'all to just go
Oh my god actually stop driving please
Please stop crying for 45 seconds bro
I literally said my bad marlin scared me
Holy shit bro
Jeez louis you're doing rad vibes
for what bro
Guys I'm telling you
Joe is a problem on that team
Oh you're not
Barbara was sitting right behind me while I was on camps
And I looked behind me
What the fuck did I saw?
Cause I saw one of them enter the building
Buddy, it's okay. You guys are still in this game, bro. It's tight. Wonderful. I'm tight on the one.
I think if y'all could keep Joe under control, I think y'all win. I think y'all win.
Silk, he hasn't done shit.
Yeah, obviously, he's dog shit, dude.
I forgot Silk, he was playing.
Marlon, okay, I'm not trolling Marlon. Don't take this the wrong way. Marlon, have you gotten a kill?
No, he has none.
No, I don't think he's got a kill.
Not even an assist.
No, I don't even think he's shot his gun yet.
No, he's dead.
I said five times that's my fault you fucking idiots in this shot
Wait, wait, wait, Martin Martin. You have not shot your gun
No, he's named Tyree and ran into the fucking building and died.
I'm road to a fucking killer. Can y'all shut the fuck up, maybe?
Hey Martin, have, wait Martin Martin, have you or have you not shot a gun?
Oh, he shot his gun? I had nothing!
I've shot my gun, yes. I've shot my gun, yes.
That's good, that's good.
I'll switch the shield right now.
I still don't know five hours later how to fucking aimless your gun.
I got the news
I swear to God if I was trolling you with literally say something listen it's you you don't say a word nice
Hey our teammates running in right now with the bomb bro and you're saying it's fucking me
What is that? What is that? What is that? I don't know I don't know I don't know I don't know
Wait just one right where I'm at
You're icing me you're icing me
Oh had him!
Oh had him!
Oh did he had him?
Oh did he had him?
Oh shit he's actually going to shit
I'm gonna bait her I'm gonna bait her so she's just gonna
Ohhhhh
I see I'm gonna try to kill center here. Okay, I like to have a word with you after this round
Bro, so I've seen her and I was gonna peak but I pressed the wrong buttons. I pulled out something
The quiet!
Okay, Lacy, Lacy, Lacy, she's hugging bomb, don't go in.
Not a good idea.
I'm gonna activate the thing, I'm gonna activate the thing.
One's right through this wall.
Is that one through?
No, no, no, okay, wait, chill, chill.
I'm gonna activate my drone again in a second.
Do you have any drones or no?
One's right through my left one.
I can flash in there, I'm gonna flash in here.
What are you trying to do, shit?
Can't move.
Got him. Got you on the ground.
Nice.
I'm gonna play. I'm gonna play behind the bomb. Okay?
Is there a wall behind me? You can shoot through or no?
No, I don't know. I'm not gonna shoot.
I'm gonna flash him.
Chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill. Just, just play back.
Just play back, bro. He can't defuse. I'm not getting.
Okay.
He actually can't come. Are you hiding?
Yeah.
Impossible, Gwen.
You would have to become a god, just trust me, please.
Hey man.
Let him kill me if anything.
Thank you.
Got him.
What the fuck?
He went across the angle, bro.
See?
That's my fucking boy.
We had a cross angle.
That's my fucking boy.
Marvin, may I bequeath you some advice?
Yes, yes sir.
Marvin, so, in the sequence of 22 seconds,
You ran into the site spun in a circle ran out of the site
Then ran back into the site and died
That's not a bad shout
Okay I said play Clash.
Are we out?
No, no. There's a character.
Two shirts?
I'm not gonna lie, we're fucking going to the finals baby.
I'm just insane.
Secure the area.
Wait, there you go to the f-
Oh what the fuck is this? Is this a cross sports machine?
Yeah, how does this work? My footsteps are just dead ass silence.
What the?
Alright Dads, I'm getting my first kill. I'm not kidding. I'm getting my first kill.
I'm like, I'm not being so serious.
We're also getting my first kill right here.
Right here.
The force located at bomb. Be ready for fire.
Are you following me?
Go back up!
Let's work together.
Please, go back up!
Yes, sir.
You ever had a place to chat?
Put your- put your mats down. What is this, Fortnite?
Fuck, I- I actually can't play Mario Land. I'm serious.
if you would like to be my brother I don't know how to play this fucking game on time
My best
I thought that was I thought it was a little sports
Do we know where they are now
Nice no idea
If I play...
BOOM!
Shot the troll, Marlin!
Y'all told me to shoot them!
Yeah, I know, but you can't scream.
Oh.
Like, check, I was supposed to do that, right?
Hey, I hear my hand, y'all not around here, right there.
Talk to me, where are we?
I don't know exactly where.
I gotta have a such a good set of
shit. Not going.
dumbass bitch.
What's that got to me to me to me.
No way. Not one.
Not one. Nice.
Nice.
Oh, baby.
What's that?
What the fuck?
One knocks.
One knocks.
You're right.
You're right.
Fuck it.
That was good movement
one of them okay one of them got revived lacy with a 1hp you could look he clutch
down to 15 seconds one of them one shot that's not him.
Time expires.
Come back, come back.
Oh my god, actually you go, oh my god, actually you go.
Oh my god, actually you go.
Nice, keep running, keep running.
Five, seven, eight.
You're the fucking goal.
Oh, fucking great.
Stop, shit, the fuck down.
Let's go.
Lacey, all bullshit aside, you are, I'm, Lacey, I'm very impressed with you, 11-4 player.
Natural gamer, natural gamer.
not so gamer bro I could see it wow it's like my type of shit that's my type of shit right there
Martin what did you just say? you know jim jim don't worry about it bro Martin dude I don't even
I want bro what is it what is it? Martin we're gonna send you in this time we're gonna send you in
okay I'm gonna tell you exactly I'm gonna tell you exactly what to do you ready
all right then Martin I think you're just using it as a UAV dude no Martin don't click anything
Click click
Look for player named blitz you see it. It's a yellow icon or montane montane on the top right top right top right
Choose the top right top right. It's locked. It's locked blitz blitz blitz. I don't have blitz either. Oh my god, right? What?
How do you know?
Is that a lot you don't have that base unlocked?
No, I had fucking Ayanna
I'm stepping on stepping on stepping on one K gifted coming soon from who
for me bro I got you more than run blackbeard
like fuse like like
well it's not even given me a chance man hey wrote to one kill here we go to
sit I noticed it right now all the fucking devil can be in all chats can
be the same. If you don't get one shot at this woman.
I'm gonna stay put. I'm gonna follow instructions.
You need to be a good teammate.
Thank you, partner. They have stairs to go.
I got you. I got you.
No, I don't look like they're serious.
Someone's parachated on the stairs.
If they shoot wrong, I'll shoot them.
Okay, one's right here.
Got bomb.
Got those six.
Going in.
Yeah, coming, coming, coming.
There's that doorframe, Mark.
I'm gonna throw another drone up, just stay here.
Yeah, I'm watching.
Okay, no one's in this room. Listen, this is the room.
Okay, one is instantly to the right right here.
Lacey, instantly to the right on bomb.
I think he's turning.
They're gonna swing, they're gonna swing, they're gonna swing, ready watch.
She's stuck, wherever it is.
Right here.
Go, go, go, go, push, go, push, go, push.
Marlin, run in there, Marlin, run in there, run in there.
Run out, run out, run out, run out.
I'm gonna scan, look, that red scan.
Marlin, go run and shoot, go run and shoot.
I'm gonna flash, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
Go, Marlin, go, go, go, go.
That one?
Slapping mags.
You just told me, you only need a flash bomb.
What's the flash for Lacey got the flash
Oh
Just watch
great shot
That's her show
I'm gonna kill him
He's right there
She's fucking me.
We're in the fucking final, baby!
Nice, nice.
Lazy, nice.
That's a level four.
You should be proud of yourself, man.
Like, you should be proud.
Wait, Martin.
Marlin with zero kills.
Zero kills again.
Yeah, y'all are in the finals.
Congratulations.
And we'll be seeing y'all in about 15 minutes in the finals.
Let's go!
Let's get the camera, dude.
Lazy.
Y'all let's have a little meeting in Lace Room real quick. Let's have a big meeting
Big meeting man come on pop down pop downstairs low key. We just fucking
place
Wait, is he playing who played who are we gonna play against? We just shit shown a low key
Yeah, please and some gifted
like 15 minutes.
Couple gifted.
No, no, please.
Come on.
You know, you know, you know, you know, Papa's that, you know what home is that?
Boys.
Boys.
No fucking cameraman.
Wait.
So who are we going to play XQC?
Who's either XQC in the rain or squishy?
Should be fine, huh?
Like, where's Lace?
Is Lace, like, AFK?
Apparently they made SquishyPlay controller.
Uh, Fleece?
What are you saying you love them, too?
Your grandma.
It's how your grandma were fucking working.
Holy shit.
shit
whatever pissed me off
chat is way good
holy fucking shit
that just made me mad
mom she's my game to just chat
before I commit
fleece him
here it's on
they see me
should be
different spots
my stomach is eating that protein
Yo bro!
Yo bro!
Yo bro!
Yo bro!
Yo bro, my stomach hurts bro, I'm a protein.
You didn't have protein then?
I can tell you a riddle.
Come on, let's not have no.
Post, come on, post.
We gotta have post off.
We gotta post us.
Bro, you haven't got a kill.
Oh my god, please do another 20 gift art
Geez
That's insane doing what's not so good me
They're in there cooking. Yeah
Yo Chad, does anyone know Riddle?
Bro, I wanna hear you fuck your Riddle, I just wanna get you killed, bro.
Ron, you're so sexy, you look so good today. Thank you so much, bro.
I just wanna get you killed, and I wanna get all my god-fleecing again, dude.
Literally again, another 20 get there.
But I'm not even kidding, dude. That's a lot.
Sex. Fuck it, man.
I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go real quick. I'm gonna let you give your mom a hand.
I thought you were going to like chase after me.
You like to chase when you look up.
Stop!
Stop, dude.
No.
What's going on in here?
Just standing there with that hand.
And then you hit her.
What do you mean?
What?
Are you dead-eyed?
What?
You actually took down the pictures of us.
What pictures?
And you did ask to put out a picture of me and that I haven't been here
No, no, hey, hey listen, look here listen, listen, listen
We're not fucking funny, dude
But it doesn't matter we're a team bro. Did you ask me to still get a ring exactly here?
So that leaves me like a shot
Yeah, you haven't done anything you actually like when you play the best in the final where we at in the
Who's playing right now? XTC, Aiden, XTC, Loads?
Yeah, XTC, Loads and Ray, and Squishy, Riley, and, what's the problem?
Squishy, Riley, and, Zoink. That sounds like a game of teams.
Yeah, that's like a game of squad.
Yeah, that's a pretty nice team.
I'm giving that away, you understand?
Oh, come on.
Yeah, come on.
Nice, dude.
Hey, you got a big one.
Oh, look at that.
Look away.
OK.
Oh, look away.
Oh, look away.
I thought you were going to do something.
You just grab me.
I'm not going to let you get in there.
All right.
This is all over.
Wait, this is bad.
Yeah.
My ratio is not good.
Hey, come on.
Yeah, I got one.
How you going to look in?
Who are you talking to?
I'm looking.
OK.
What are you doing, Mr. Gatt?
We're sort of your personality.
You're not your personality.
What the?
I'm not your personality.
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
Go, go, go, go!
Look at that snag.
We got that.
See, it's what you have here.
You got notes in it.
How did I group?
I love you.
I've done a lot of times like that.
That's a crazy sport, though.
What do you do?
You've got a thing there.
That's so crazy.
I'm fucking so hungry.
I'm so hungry.
I'm starving.
I love you.
I'm starving for a drink.
You were just having a drink.
I have to get all day.
Holy fuck.
Huh?
Wait
You got more than mine, that's 5,000 hour play
Ooh
Hey, little
Ew, you're not doing that
No, but G, I think you just want to put it on the table
No, it was, it was, it was
Wait, oh my god
Yeah, that's what it is
That's what I said, it's a salad
Look
Wait, how much better does this thing strike?
You gotta do it more practically or everything
No, actually no
Some new ass ass
Hold on
New ass
Wait, one more
Ah
Wow! Stop barking!
Don't go, don't go, don't go!
No, stop!
What is your name?
Stop, stop, stop!
Why are you shooting at me?
That's why I'm here to be here.
Yeah, I didn't try to let you down.
You're gay.
There's no cause for it.
No pasta?
Yeah, I'm so hungry.
What is that for?
You need to try it? Open it.
March 7th. What's the day?
March 7th at 5 p.m.
The time is over. I've got my soul.
Wait a minute.
Sound any more to me?
What's for the pizza?
Why is it fly circulating?
That's an ant.
Is it bad?
Not at all.
That is disgusting.
All right.
Well, chief, done?
I'm so hungry.
Hey, who knows who that is in here?
I don't know. That's just him here.
Hello, hello, hello.
I don't know.
What have you got there?
And today?
Yes.
I like the public on that.
Instead of a throne.
I might have a job.
Look at that shit. What are you talking about?
It's not even rips, that's fucking steak.
Who would make ribs here? Moog. Moog, yeah.
Try and make a broth.
That's right.
What would make it even better?
No, I would very cook up this much food.
Yeah, I'm ready to cook that.
I didn't realize they used to cook these eggs fried rice.
Yeah, we used to cook that.
Did you see that?
Yes.
That's just so good that I didn't know what.
I'm not taking a bite.
I'll put it in the microwave and pop it a little bit.
There's nothing to eat as food here.
I don't think it's bread as food.
Y'all ready?
That's your food?
All right, back.
You're still eating that fucking cheese braille?
Are you going to ask for anything?
Thanks.
Do you want me to do it last year?
Yeah.
I'll do it.
All right.
You ready to eat?
No.
No.
No.
Is that your food?
Yeah.
No.
Yeah, you can throw it down like that.
Yeah.
You can cook it like that.
Damn.
I'll do it like that.
I don't even look at it. We shouldn't even read it.
What's going on here?
What's going on here?
What's going on here?
What's going on here?
What's going on here?
What's going on here?
Are you fucking kidding me?
Whoa!
What's going on here?
So, the three of you guys in the final take is complete.
Well, let's say it's gotta be good for us.
Cold foam? Yeah, well, we're gonna have to say it on stage, right?
We can share it with you.
We can share it. Do you have a little pinch?
Do not at least like that's what you get
Like on the bottom
It says March 9th, 2026 time for more today
It says the best day is today my god. Yeah, it's a best day for it. Oh, but
Why did not like
Stop stop. Actually, I have a way to give you a rock.
Oh my sh...
So, it's not open up.
It's not open up.
Sh...
Oh my God.
It's open up.
It's open up.
It's open up.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
It works.
It works.
It works.
No, no, no, no.
You're just a user.
Come here.
Man, can you help me?
You don't need a rag.
Yeah, come here.
Come here, come here.
Is it a little taste?
It's a little taste.
Small one.
It's a little taste.
I can't fucking see you, dude.
I got shit all over my face, fuck!
Get my loot and put it up for the last bit!
Okay!
And check W cleaners!
Is he just putting it on the ground?
He doesn't need to clean!
He has to dodge, it sucks it out!
I gotta just do this.
It's called the W.
W cleaners
This one's good.
Cold bone's good, Mark.
Basically, Loki likes it, too.
Yeah, try it.
Try it.
Come here, come here.
Oh, God, why did I swallow the taste of that?
Why did I swallow pretty pretty?
All my...
I didn't throw all my face.
Oh, I don't really care.
Come here, try that.
You just said all my face.
I'm not holding you.
Come here.
You go put it in your mouth.
All right, let me put it in your mouth.
Stop being weird for the clips, bro.
This one's way better, one everything, I'm not trying any more whipped cream.
On my shoulder, I'll let you hold the bottle.
December 28th
I'm good boys.
You got a bottle, man.
I'm good boys.
No.
That's crazy.
They got to be crazy.
I'm good boys.
I'm good boys.
Okay, thank you
I'm texting my grandma. What do I tell you about talking to grandma? She's scammed you because you're a free leg
Scammers shit on that security number that's a lot of it when she's bigger junior news. No chance
What's the app?
How much do you have?
How much do you have?
How much do you take some?
How much do you like this?
Now I'll work your voice.
No, quick, before I fucking beat Hyena.
I thought this was about to start.
Now I'll work your voice.
What's the mission?
You know what's actually crazy?
I've never tried a white crab at Shaw Bear before.
I've never tried with my life though.
The black behind the saw bar is just right here, you guys wanna eat?
Yeah, I've never tried with my life though.
I've never tried with my life though.
Yeah, I've never tried with my life though.
Yeah, I've never tried with my life though.
I've never tried with my life though.
I've never tried with my life though.
Wait, who's already here?
Damn, I really wanna try these white-painted strawberries.
That's right, so good.
It's all right.
Got the water.
Oh, there's a bunch of port locust monitors just in the slab.
Really don't.
They're all over there.
It looks fucking suck in a tub.
No, it's okay, boys.
No, it's working, boys.
Don't do that bro just kill it
No, I don't want the food that you guys to put your hands all over no
Actually no lower go lower go
Wait wait wait wait you got you got the hook
You think people think of us as pigs?
Yes.
But why?
We don't have cores for how long.
I guess we're deft guys.
Do you want me to be cultured?
Do you want me to be the man?
I mean deft like cultured, like a people.
You know what I mean?
You with your hands?
That's like nothing new really.
What?
Hey, we're about five minutes away from winter shit.
Yeah, we do.
Yeah, no, no.
Who is that?
Who is that?
Is that it?
That's what you said?
No.
I got two requirements now.
Okay.
I got two requirements now, but wait a minute.
It's the part in your mouth.
It's the part in your mouth.
I want to put part in your mouth.
Oh my God.
I'll take a big part in your big white part.
What?
A white part?
I might see a voice in that one.
Who's the one?
I think.
Brad Mark.
Hey, don't you see him?
Do I have voice?
Dude, what the fuck, bro?
Yes, ma'am.
Why are you talking to him so much?
What?
What's the word for grandma?
Oh, no.
Nothing bad happened.
What?
To make sure everything's good.
Really?
Yes, she's all right.
Yeah?
Yeah.
So I hope it didn't really
Yeah, I saw Jason go in there and throw her asses all over the floor
We didn't sing there no, yeah, she's like in July 96
But
I'm going to go see her
Say gramps. She asked what was because you didn't mention
She was getting old, she had dementia, Alzheimer's, I went through a surgery, she did, I went
through a surgery, she was in a nursing home, I got her flowers, she had her mom's
I was like, I'm your grandson.
You know, remember, you just spend the house in your summer
and spend it right in your house every summer.
She's like, no, I don't know who you are.
She dies the most later.
Never actually not in my dream.
I'm like, no, please.
Oh, my God, no.
Oh, no.
My God, she is so strong.
Oh, my God.
I'm gonna get it.
Oh, no.
You don't, okay, don't, don't...
Wait, you, I didn't tell Ron the story about, like, you losing your virginity?
How'd you lose your virginity?
Oh, you're kidding me, right?
I'm just trying to talk to my virginity's bed.
I'm just talking to you off.
Okay, how'd you lose your virginity, bro?
Oh, um...
Why don't you?
I got to take an, I got to take an edgy.
What?
What are you talking about?
It's probably our laughing group.
I'm not laughing.
I'm just saying we won't keep trolling
until I'm out of lies.
Let's go for it.
There's my most traumatic story.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
I'm not laughing back.
All everything's done in my chat was just taken down.
All right.
I'm actually buying.
I'm actually buying.
Where'd you go?
I put it back in my pocket.
All right, well, every time I watch traumatic stories,
this is my most traumatic one, I guess.
I've heard these a few times.
Well I lost my beard before I drank on me and I got to take advantage of it.
My friend got to take a pot of gold.
Take advantage of it, I feel it.
How old were you?
I was 12.
Are you serious?
Yeah.
How old was she?
Older.
What does that mean?
I was 14.
That's your lady's regardless.
Are you serious?
It's okay, it's okay, come on.
I just love him so much, it hurts, me and that, me and that.
See and that? You're not taking a seat or a sit on it, what do you mean by that?
No, bro, no, no, no, no!
Alright.
Whatever, bro. Sorry.
So, what's your experience, Louis?
When I was younger, I was low-key, but I got stuck in a circle too, to be serious.
This one was low-key, I only had a phone call, but I had a real store.
So when I was younger, in second grade, I went down the slide, and basically in second grade,
during my playground era, it was like 12 o'clock, I walked down the slide and I sat down, it was like a long slide.
I was right from like here to the green. I mean, serious.
And when I got to the bottom of the slide, I was like cheering and a girl went down face first when she bit my ass.
You don't want to hear this. I remember her name, her name was Amelia.
Fucking Amelia.
I said she bit my ass.
I fucking hated Amelia.
And I started crying.
My uncle used to suck my earlobes.
What happened?
Every family event, my uncle would come up to me.
What?
I had a pretty say in the chair.
If you have something in there, even if it's on you, my uncle would come up behind me.
No, no, not the uncle.
This is fucked.
This is so fucking...
Hold up on my earlobe and suck it hard.
Did you drop a porn on the floor?
That's my uncle at the same time.
I'm so serious.
This is my uncle.
Imagine this is my earlobe, you walk up, go...
And pitchfuck it up at the same time.
I'm so serious.
That's fucked.
This is so fucked.
This is so fucked.
He's dead now, but...
I fucked that uncle, bro, and I did a deal with it.
We're the moms in it.
When I used to talk to my dad, they would get out of the shower
by my dad.
And I swear, because it was his house,
he would walk around naked around the whole house.
And his dick was like, I vividly remember his penis.
And I've been traumatized since I was a kid.
I'm serious.
He would walk around my house naked, butt naked.
Like down the stairs, up the stairs.
Explore now.
Yes.
Yeah, any trauma stories like that?
Oh.
Well,
I think it was like eight maybe,
and
I was just looking at how I'd like pee for myself.
I said,
I said,
I said,
I said,
I said,
I said,
I said,
I said,
I said,
I said,
I said,
I said,
I said,
Well, he was, so, you know, I'm whipping it out, whatever, I mean, I remember my grandpa
was there.
Why?
That was, you know, he was there one, like, one of the days, like, he was, like, Christmas
time or something, he came in there and, uh, since he saw my dad hauled all mine,
to help me, to help me be, okay?
Okay, and I hope that my dad would grab my that's a whole repeat so he would hold it for me
So I know it's a little okay. That's my dad and then I think my my grandpa life and had
Like the green to go
Oh, sorry that's crazy
I'm since we're getting it all up. I actually um I was a bed layer
I slept on my mom and went to bed until I was 12 years old.
That's okay?
I remember sleeping on the floor because I would pee if I wasn't sleeping by myself in my bed.
But if I was sleeping in my own bed by myself, I would pee every night.
At 12?
Yeah, like 11, 12.
I had like extreme, I had similar story.
I had extreme constipation when my mom would have to finger my ass.
I'm serious.
I'm not gonna make she sees Vaseline
and put her pointer finger with gloves
and my ass will like they got pooped.
I'm serious, this is historic.
I'm not trying to.
It is, it is super sad all these stories.
Oh, it's 13.
My grandpa didn't grab my shirt.
Hey, I'm a girl.
I think it's gonna be okay.
How do you want me to get you?
I think it's gonna be okay.
I'm just gonna get you.
So, you need to do it, or how do you need to do it?
Is it unhealthy though, or is this good for you?
We didn't come this far to come this far, boys.
Look at that.
Look at the dog.
He's dead!
He's fucking dead!
Hello boys?
I wrote to my first skill, here we go let's go boys.
Can I get a voice in the chat boys?
Voice-to-voice-to-voice?
Your boy boy bububboy friend, your boy boy bububboy friend.
Here we go I
Lost which my games. It's my title finals. We didn't come to come
Fuck is wrong with you, bro. Oh my god. You gotta be then paid so much
Hey, what did he give you gift you subs like 200. What the fuck?
Wait, they're still playing. Did we wait we got trolled a load wait. Did we get troll the load?
Hey
pros? Oh yeah Gigi's. Gigi's what? No it's not. Oh where's Lois? No. When she's good, Zoink is good and Wily. I'm dropping the bomb next to you bro.
You got it. I'm going in, I'm alive. If Lois's team comes back to have a gift to everyone in here, a thousand subs. I dropped the bomb, you actually.
Oh, I think he just cut out. Basement! Basement, I bet. Oh sh- oh my god.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
I don't know how to go here.
I'm gonna ask this guy to do his feet.
I'm gonna go here.
I'm gonna go here.
I don't know how to go to the basement.
I got it. I got it. I got it.
Did you get the bomb?
Yeah, I got it. I got it.
Drop me right now if you are
since there's a...
OD18 or
I
Think he says join well, I haven't got invited nice advice
Here we go, we'll have so much state between my
months Kirby eats pants. Why is Lose inspecting his weapon and going prone? Oh yeah, Jesus.
Wait, so who won? Who won? Uh, we're about to watch him now, Lose.
Yo, how do I serve review? Yo, hive mind! Serve review! Yo, hive mind! Yo, Lose is actually like...
Hive mind! Wait, you're not finished yet? No fucking way.
Yo, Scropy L2, bro. Yo, I actually think Lose has like a five.
I talk to me
Wait, it's low so 1v3 right now
That means
A lot of time it's almost better if he takes away. Yeah, I mean, this is lame. This is lame. Oh shit
What is what is he?
Not him kidding. Los might be better than worse than me, but
Los might be on pace to be worse than you
Those motherfuckers are you?
No, why are you in the kitchen? Oh my god. Oh my god
Los first Marlon time who gets more girls of course in the kitchen is lost right store
Close. I mean this with the
Oh!
Oh!
He actually went over for fuck!
We're gonna play the game, we're gonna win that.
I mean, if I just, like, we were never gonna win that game ever.
Close. I mean this with the utmost respect.
Do we beat them?
Yeah!
You can't even have it, you won't go into it!
Ok.
because the other guys had to
do over.
No.
The other guy had to do over.
They replayed the set.
We should replay the set.
Los, can you hear me, Los?
That's all I'm saying.
Yes.
Yeah, bro.
Los, take your Xbox and just burn it, bro.
You are not part of my Xbox.
Like you burned your eyebrows, bro.
I'm not doing this.
I don't care about these games.
What are these blogs?
Therefore, we need to do this on a do-over.
Yeah, I want to get my input.
Yeah, I didn't get my input.
I didn't get my input.
I don't have a what, bro?
No, I'm not kidding.
No, I'm not kidding.
I was not in the kitchen, dude.
You know, JC, they are too nice, bro.
We cannot fuck with them.
They let you play this game, man.
You know what?
You know what?
You know what?
Other guys are pros.
Meanwhile, we're playing an even better team of pros.
They're not bad. I think I
And then there are bad boys ready. I'm ready. I'm ready
We're about to fucking take all my championship under our belt. I'm so locked. I'm so what do you think it's been a free this year, maybe
I
Is the black ice good is this good?
You look like a cock I don't really know what that means
But thank you
I'm so I'm so fucking fired out. I'm so ready. I'm so ready
I'm so like you met me for the first time bro like if you saw me on the streets
What would your first instinct be about me?
Okay, a lot of positivity in this chat
I
Awesome yo guys it's finals time y'all ready. I'm ready. I'll jinxy. I've been ready bro. Jinxy
Is it best of three or just the same thing best of one best of one best of one of the finals
But I gotta open cases I gotta go in cases
What is that?
Roll it to one killer.
Here we go.
Come on.
Let's get it, baby.
Don't get one kill?
Then what?
You're going to slap him on the face?
Does his team have a weekly?
What are you talking about?
What are you going to do?
I'm going to fucking die in your face.
All right.
Dude, I just want to, like, call those.
Jinxie.
All right.
He just bet 5K with Ray.
I'm basketball, I think.
We call him, we call him.
Chad, it's one of FaceTime's most, it's one of FaceTime's most.
He's donating, fuck yeah.
Carlos is so fucking chopped, bruh.
Yo, can we get an invite?
Yo, can we get a little, can we get into the fucking game, boys?
Boys?
Come on.
Boys chat, boys.
Yo, we could be R6 Championships tonight, boys.
Not a bad show.
I mean, we could.
We are gonna be R6 Championships.
Oh my god, I mean, so many when you talk like that.
I got some rewards.
homie stape. Why is it like that homie stape? Why is it not homie stape or some shit?
Well, because there's this back in this day, there's a dude named Ricegum. I don't know if you know who that is.
Basically, he used to call me the homie stape and that was what I made my nickname off of.
Bro, what about the fucking homie Gabe?
Like someone's taking me out of here, bro. No, it is like somebody take me take me out of here, bro
I'm good. I'm good off of this man. I'm gonna disappear for a while. I'm gonna disappear for seven days
What's now I asked you about to
Yeah, that is not what happened. Yo, you guys ready you guys ready? Yo, we haven't got a fucking in budget. How about that? Oh
My back. All right
Oh, yes.
Today is National Women's Day, and it's also
the 67th day of the year.
Just want to point that out, boys.
My good golly.
It is the 67th day of the year.
Wait, so when is National Men's Day?
Never.
No one cares about men's feelings.
Wait, there isn't.
Wait, there is not a National Men's Day?
No, there's a National Men's Health Day, though.
Oh, that's good.
That means, whatever the fuck that means,
we don't just get a National Men's Day, though.
So what do you want to do for that?
you guys know like when you're like depressed and then you can't you can't
talk about it because then you're like a pussy or something yes exactly yeah
yep real you know i was going to buy jill about you currently going through a
break but it's just a chance up marlon okay yes sir see right there brown
that's the problem yeah you know what i'm saying
tell jim see about your uh trauma yeah tell jim see about about like what
happened what are your problems marlton talk to me dude
We were trauma-doubbing on each other in the kitchen before this game.
Well, if y'all could just be quiet in the microphone, that's cool.
At least they run. But I, yeah, I mean, I got taken advantage of when I was 12
and I lost my virginity like that.
I don't know why people are laughing in the cold. Who laughed?
They're not even in the camera.
I thought you were talking about your grandpa. I thought you were talking about your grandpa, that's why.
That's why I'm gonna grab a hold of my dick when I was peeing or what
Sorry, I didn't
I don't have it just wrong
Ron laughed out of that's cool. I got I got yeah, I got more than that. I'm sorry, dude
You're not held your penis
No, he's gonna stay here. He said my grandma said it's my grandpa my grandpa
with him. His grandpa grabbed this shit bro and started playing with it. Alright, no need
to do that. My grandpa didn't play with my penis. Essentially. No, not essentially.
You said your dad used to do it so your grandpa just grabbed me. I got the invite
know yeah bro I'm first of all I'm so sorry bro yeah I appreciate it bro
hi my god you know it's lucky I'm a big big tactic in your voice trauma done
place I mean that's not really a story that's normal I mean I just talked back
That's my mom one day after school here in the mudroom.
My dad grabbed me, jacked me off against the wall.
It's normal.
My collar, Nick, to be objecting off against the wall.
Like the authorities, right?
This is like not even legal, bro.
You guys should have reported this when it happened.
This is like a legal shit, bro.
You never, you've never been jacked off
by your dad against the wall.
I've not shit, I've been to HGJC.
I've never gotten jacked off
by my dad against the wall.
So you never got in trouble as a kid?
Yeah, I got in trouble.
I think the lobby's bugged.
All right.
I've gotten in trouble, but I've been spanked.
I've never been jerked off against my will.
I did not say jerked off.
Shacked off.
Shacked off.
What's the difference?
It's when they grab you, bite you, like,
call her and put you against the wall.
That's insensitive as fuck.
James, come on.
Wait.
Oh, he just pressed you?
Yeah, he's actually having his role.
When I was younger, my finger, my ass
I was constipated. Oh my god
You guys are like victims. Did you realize that?
No, yeah, obviously I got to get an invention also, of course. I'm a beast
So
Martin is that unrelated or related to the penis grab while you were peeing?
That's just weird. They're trying to like categorize it
It's just trauma. I'm saying separate in separate instances. I mean, yeah
Yeah, that's just all of you.
Hey, it loses Virginia to his grandpa.
So, wait, Lacey, I'm gonna see you in England?
Rather than see you in England?
All right, no need for that.
I'm gonna go on.
No need for that.
I'm gonna go on.
Wait, you're going, Jixie?
Yeah, yeah, I got invited for that.
I got invited.
Oh!
Yeah, yeah, have mine.
I got you.
Wait, how are you going to stream it?
What if you take a day off, bro?
Is it the end?
No, I'm going to stream it.
I'm gonna have a set of them out there.
I might do, like, some IRL football streams before, though,
Cause I'm gonna be out there for like a week.
I'll show you me, Lacey, like back in the day.
Nice. Thanks, boys.
Oh, yeah.
We can play it out.
What about Lost in London, boys?
Yeah, what about Lost in the Ledge, you can see.
That's coming soon, too.
I thought you said to clear that schedule out on that week for the Lost in the Ledge.
Wait, what would happen if I ended up having to shave my head during that shoot?
I think about I was supposed to be hog rider if I lost
Yeah guys
If we do lost in London will get shanked we should do
We want to do a stream where me like everyone around us
We all wear Rolexes travel around London and first person to get their arm chopped off wins
Okay, I'm going back up right now. How do you win you just bleed out like what is the way
No fucking gets your handshopped out
little st. James think it is what is
little st. James don't ask don't you
don't want to know if you don't know
that's good okay look bro
Martin wait no rod you're gonna be in
England Lacey you're gonna be in England
Martin you're gonna be in England
party
bottom you didn't get invited to the match. No, I'm sure they're not bro. Oh good it happens it's
really good footballer that's why. It's for good players. What Martin I heard they were only doing
attractive people this year so they got me and Lacey, Ron, you know. Gotta be some sort of
Joe. No they only got it in Margaret. Martin they only got it in Margaret this year. Cool so
You have no fucking eyebrows and you sit here talking about mongers, huh?
God damn it. Yeah, it's enough. It's enough for you. Okay. It's enough. You know, it's crazy Jinxie
Yeah, I'm pretty sure it's like a thing if you don't see any like regrowth in your eyebrows after the first three weeks
That they're never growing back and your shit looks the same. We did three weeks ago
He's playing rock a like four days ago, and I was having sex with him in the background. All right, what the fuck
Okay.
Okay.
James, do you ever have sex or not really?
What did you say, Martin?
No, I was asking if you ever have sex on a regular basis.
No.
To be honest, how much so do you beat your dick to, Jamesy?
Ron, I think this is the fourth time you've asked me this.
I feel like you get bored of women and you switch it up.
I mean I was when y'all ever beat your shit you never
If y'all have girlfriends how do you beat your dick is not like the whole I don't I don't anymore
When I used to like I'm asking if y'all
Yeah, that's all AI bullshit on tiktok
I say to the kids look bro point blank period, bro
If you have a girlfriend, you don't you're not really you don't do you're not supposed to do
Okay, so what do you beat your ship to that if you're on the girlfriend?
I don't do right been stopped been stopped soon. You probably have a fucking crazy nut ready then. Oh my god
Yo, you bust one that
Fucking volcano
I'm going to be like
We might actually start walking
Start walking. Oh my god
Bro, do you guys ever have like an existential crisis about my
What does that mean?
Like you know what I'm saying. Do you ever like sit in like your bed and then you just think like
like I'm just gonna be reduced to dust in like 60 years.
All right, Jinx, you ready to go?
Yep, no, I'm not really.
I just kind of like live like in the moment.
All right, guys, finals, good luck.
Good luck, good luck.
Here we go!
Come on!
All right, what's the line, though?
What's the style to get there?
Yeah, I don't know what I said.
I said the winners.
I think this is kind of 100 grand.
No, I might get out and serve him yourself.
100 grand?
Oh my god.
The winners are really gifted. We don't know the amount though the winners are getting get them so figuring out with my account
I'm pretty sure you gotta be over it 500 if the needs at least so Jinxies account has like a heart attack bro for making
Millions of dollars a month like bro. What do you do it, bro? Oh my god? You're thinking so much money. You should give it away
Yeah
Hold on all these fucking nuts
Bro like chair some like it us
I
Boy
Wow, you're not even watching the fucking
Some drug he does that makes you have to pee a lot wait these guys know our strats boys. They ban lion
Well, okay, they know our strats
No, you good blackberries gonna come through a yo
I wrote my first kill and he was fucking gone.
There we go, blueberry, let's fucking go.
Mother, we're in the finals and you're talking about first kill.
Wait, I think my game's closed, guys.
You wanna hear some ASMR? Listen, listen, listen, ready?
If we actually lock him up, everybody's doubting us right now.
They're saying we can't win this, but I think we can.
Let's go, let's come on our sixth chance, baby. Let's go.
What is that what is that? Oh, I hate this man
All right, there's barbed wire on the floor
I don't want to shoot
But my game feels like it's only 10 FPS for some reason
Well, I'm moving you fucking so much and what is it?
I don't know
Oh, what is going on in my game?
I can break that, I can break it away.
I threw an axe at him.
No, no. Are you drowning me yet?
I got muted, I got muted, I got muted.
I need to fix this game channel.
What are you doing?
Tyler, what are you?
I don't know.
Colin, do you see any?
Yeah, right here.
Around the corner.
Around the corner.
Around the corner to the left.
Around the corner to the left.
Wait, which corner?
Around the corner to the left.
Right here.
They have a piece right there.
I hit one a little bit.
Hit one of these right here.
She's right on that corner, Marin.
Oh my gosh.
What is going on in my game?
That's a kill!
That's a fucking kill!
Come on!
The diffuser has been recovered.
The diffuser is no longer in possession.
We have been-
We could have won that.
We're getting nerve.
Actually getting nerve.
Hey man, what are you doing?
We could have won that.
Let's go for free.
60 FPS
Two things
Jinxie Jinxie can we fix we figure something out? I'm like getting like yeah, like my games like extremely laggy. I don't know how to explain it
Go to grab
Have mine go to display Lacey and see if you're 240
Yo
Lacey reset your game
Yeah, it's a new bug for no three seven you'll be able to rejoin everybody else
What are you saying you didn't get the kill bro, you didn't get the Marlin
Marlin Ron knocked him and injured him you know in fortnight when somebody gets
knocked Ron knocked him and then you finish the kill so you're still in the
hunt for a kill seven behind but Marlin listen that unbiased he was your
best round yet you actually play that very good you actually took sight that
was your best round yet like unbiased you actually were in a killing position
you just wait a little bit okay but not bad not bad I'm gonna go check on the
call. But at least you should be able to reconnect, all right? Yeah, I'm waiting to load back in.
Bro, that was so, I don't know, I, she usually I would have killed them if that wasn't like that.
I'm not gonna lie, I think we might have this game, you know? Bro, I think I actually would have won
that round if my shit wasn't like you. Yeah, for sure. Thank you for the one bit. Use this on
a bacon egg and cheese? Thank you, bro. Thank you for the one petty. Bro, imagine the
in the beginning and she's run out of.
Well, when you're, when you have the right shoot,
you got a crowd.
I looked at you and you're just running around with it.
They can shoot your feet.
If you're proud, they can't shoot you.
But you got your closest, you've gotten to a kill.
Hey, wait.
Well, are you even trying that ass?
Yeah, I am.
We're in the finals, bro.
We're done after this.
I'm really trying like my best.
Hell, Ron, for not reading dough knows, bro.
Look, Arsenal winning the league,
not a bad shot, boys.
Arsenal is fucking goaded.
Oh, have a look at my thing.
back in right now. Lacey you were on 60 Hertz dog? No it was like a fit it felt like I was on 30 I
couldn't even like aim. Oh you were like screen tearing? Yeah it's a new glitch on PC.
It's the D1. I think I'm back in. I think I'm back in. I think I'm back in.
Thanks for letting us know. Have a good night. Good night. Good night.
Good night guys. Good night. Good night.
No worries, man. Who the fuck is this thing?
Bro, all right we're down around. It's fun.
Let's go let's play on kids. Let's y'all play on a good team y'all could win though y'all could win
I'm gonna be honest. You gotta kill squishy squishies pretty entertaining gotta kill
That's like kids voice wait, I'm so low noon
Morning you're the worst game I've ever seen okay wait it says
It says Lacy's like a loading I don't know what's happening. It says Lacy's like a loading
I
See describe your screener now what's going on black
Joining game at the bottom
Kekwae
Kekwae it's about cool way that the country base. I have a question
Are you chopped more than you think right now?
Wait, I'm on in
Okay
Wait, there's more than me.
Blue bands, blue bands, blue bands.
Lacey, pick your outfit.
All right, guys.
Focus.
All right, focus.
You're not out in finals, dude.
We're not tripping.
It's one round.
They're ass.
They're looking for a terrible thing.
No, no troll.
They played terrible there.
I'm not kidding.
Generally, generally, too.
I know how to play this.
Listen, boys, boys, I'm going to low-key sneak
around the map, OK?
OK.
I'm going to play Caviar.
OK.
Caviar like has like hidden footsteps. Don't block the stairs
Okay, go everything else besides stairs. You see this right here
I'm just like I don't know how to
I'm just super lagged still like that
It's like I'm like playing on like it's like I'm playing on 60 FPS
5 seconds left.
Chill boys, boys chill.
You must protect your bombs from being disused by outpour.
They're right here.
Wait, they're ass, I'm on the light.
Hold on.
Doorway secured!
I'm marking them.
I
Let's what do you have
They're out of thing they're out of thing they're not the person
I
You gotta watch this window the window or the door
Or I guess if you want it doesn't matter
Oh, he's right there. He's right there. Speak your mind. I'm just sitting there
I don't know what to do. So one tap
How how the fuck is he insane? How the fuck did he just see me?
What the fuck bro, this is like like
I can't fucking hear bro
friendly's were eliminated
I don't even fucking know what the fuck was that
bro I've been playing this game 10 years
Ron shot thermite like seven times and
nothing happened that was actually a
lucky I'm not I didn't even that was
unlucky
nice you're you still lagging yes I
literally I'm just like 30 at p.m. I
can't even already be say your app I
Actually don't know what would even fix that
You're not lagging your your pains normal your games just tarot they're saying
Getting like screen tears where I don't know what it is. I don't know what it is. He's getting like screen tears
Jinx I think it's a smart yeah
It's fine
Well, Ron also just shot a knife at me.
I mean, it wasn't 5-5-5, he just...
What?
Oh, yeah, I did just get that one.
Yeah, but it might have just been, like, organ on PC, which means it's fucked for everyone,
but Lacy's screen tearing issue is different.
Like Lacy's screen tearing issue is only happening for him.
Lacy, how bad is it?
Is it, like, unplayable?
I mean, it's not unplayable, it's just, it looks like it's like, like, you, you
haven't played a game on, like, 60 FPS and then played on 240, it's just...
After this, after this round, I'll pause, try to reset your app again.
I don't know what else to do.
Wait turn your v-sync off maybe you're on
Options go to options display
It's a FPS bug that happens in order
Everything's all everything's good
It's been the same
I can't really a you good now. Is it no, I'm just gonna do the ice
Overthink this let's do it. They said we couldn't do
Mine too, what the fuck
Oh, that's why we're playing so fucking bad. What the fuck?
No, no, no, no, no. You just...
We just are ass.
You just are ass.
Dude.
I don't think y'all can see it on the stream.
I'm not even upstairs.
So, if they're not upstairs, why are you upstairs? Duh.
I don't even know where the other box site is.
I actually don't even know where they are
Boys I'm going down basement
They're downstairs
I don't need coaching, we're locked.
I'm going down, move, move, move, move, move, move, move.
Cheers boys.
I don't know why you're trying to coach
with that window and all we were doing.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
That's a wall we can break.
You want that boys?
Come on up, look at this.
What?
Wait, I get the right- I get the right-
I get the right- I get the right- right thing, don't I?
Yeah.
No, no, no.
He's right above us.
Oh no, that looks like he's fucked us.
Did he?
He's right above us.
I had.
I'm not being greedy. I'm not being greedy. I'm not gonna be greedy.
Look, we're all I'm saying is one of y'all should probably join the same.
Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. I dropped some shit. I don't know where it was.
a lot of red fucking lasers in this bitch.
I don't know where they're at.
One's right here, going.
I don't even know how to explain where he's at.
He's through that door in that back right corner.
Doggo, doggo, doggo.
Mother, you can look you right in if you want.
I shot him.
I'm just gonna kill him.
I feel like I'm gonna kill myself in GZA.
We got to kill him right?
Nice.
Bro this is really fucking hard.
Run with a trip out of my head.
For sure man.
We might have a finals on our hands here boys.
We do indeed.
We do indeed.
Might have a finals.
We do indeed.
That's all I'm here for.
Marlin, piece of advice bro.
I'm not even kidding. I actually have more than try to always be aiming in I feel like you like have this concept
But like when you decide that you're going for a kill you run and then when you run you're not scoped in and you keep dying
Try to always be scoped in okay days for me. I'm more like a no scope type of guy. So I don't even know what you just said
You're more like a no scope
I'm not going to work. I'm see Joe listen. Listen. I'm pretty sure
Listen, I'm gonna play. I'm gonna play smoke here. Just trust. We just gotta actually no
No, I'm gonna play trust me daddy. I'm gonna play for us
I'm gonna put traps down where they can't come in. They won't be able to come into big windows
We don't have to watch it. Let's they break it
More like a no kill topic I've been I go
Oh, you haven't gotten a kill in like four hours in your stream five hours
Yeah, can y'all just fuck off? You literally took my kill.
You laid down, you literally kept against him.
I knocked, yeah.
Martin, listen, you haven't got a kill in five hours, Martin.
Sure, but here's the thing, you couldn't get a kill in five hours.
Yeah, Martin, you gotta get brain-changing play.
All right, I'm gonna, all right.
Watch me bring things this way.
That's me. That's fucking me.
That's that, that's fucking me. I'm not getting this.
They're all locked in. Get ass.
Okay, you can end up getting the game.
They enforced those walls quickly.
They see no choice over to move.
No, no, no, no, no.
I see these two right here.
I'm going to stay right here.
Yeah, that's fine.
One second.
I don't care.
I'm going to stay right fucking there.
I don't even care.
I literally don't even care.
City.
Our locations are secure.
No, no one reinforced this.
Barra!
GG boys.
GG boys.
Can they see my pistol right here?
Ooh.
Who just shot my head?
I'm batting batting batting batting batting
Who's shooting?
Hey bro
Look I'm building feet things here
Look go on the other side
Go on the other side
Just play that other room
I think you'll be able to see through here
What happened?
Hey what?
Why would I want to see through there?
Oh okay yeah you're so serious
I can't shoot more than this down with the fuck
Yo, what a secret game, man.
One's right, one's to my left.
Defender drone.
One's on the big window, one's big window.
I know, I know, I know.
That's spotted by something.
Nice hook.
I spotted one, I spotted one.
One is still big window, okay?
Okay.
Should I swing him Jack?
Oh my god, I'm fucked around, I'm fucked, I don't understand.
Oh, Lace, Lace, Lace, come back, come back, come back.
Lacey, you can, oh god.
Oh, I didn't mean to, I didn't know space vaulted me.
No, I got a fucking question.
Why do you, like, we need to lay down, why do you need to lay down on your...
I might swim this guy
Well, I just wanted a game to be fought in the butt bro like like how is this
What?
I know, Shadow. I know. I didn't know.
Are you trying?
No shit! That's why I said my fault, Retards! Obviously it was on me!
Holy shit, everything's banned.
Be honest, are you mentally challenged?
Marlon, oh my god, I'll never, I'll never play a thorn with you ever again. I'm not even kidding.
You deadass are just trolling!
I'm not fucking trolling. How am I trolling?
I'm literally trying my butt off right now. I'm not even kidding.
Marlon, this is like, brother, this is bad. Like, I don't even...
Yo, James, what do you want right now?
I don't even care.
I could one-by-one you with my balls anyway, like both of my testicles.
Like, I could just put my nuts on the controller and put down a cap and stuff for you to run into.
Like Martin what you gotta do is just survive my only advice is try to hide
Just try to stay alive as long as you can in Lacey
Like Lacey you need Ron and brown you need
When you're defending you can't grapple
No, no, you can't.
Are you f**king...
What the f**k?
No!
My grapple went through this f**king jiu-jitsu?
Like, what the f**k is this?
Bro!
So, I mean, did he f**king try and like...
I'm just bad at the game, what the f**k are you doing?
Am I that bad at the game as you actually don't think I'm trying?
That's insane.
Oh, violent mode!
You're a little more close to the bomb.
How good, like, bad you are.
Turn your PC off.
You're defending, why would you need to grapple?
Uh, just in case you fall out the window?
Are you a dare drone?
They have a drone, they hack my shit.
I'm really weak though.
you
you
you
you
you
That's all I need Lacey reinforce those two walls in the in the spot
You know where you came in where you just came in just reinforce those walls, okay?
Instilling that we don't have time
I think we're on the stairs or outside on the balcony on.
I'm not. I'm not. Just if you don't show, I can I can hold it. You're fine. Okay. Now
I can't see it I can't see it
Let me know I'm gonna make a note. I'm gonna make a million out here
Don't peek until he's in
Watching norie
I have a thing above it, remember?
Yeah, my game just...
Come on, let's talk to me. I think one's attic.
I'm in corner, I'm in corner, I'm in corner.
They don't hear, they don't hear, they don't hear, they don't hear, they don't hear.
What, wait!
God, where did they go?
She's a friendly operator remaining.
Like from where, bro?
I'm really hiding behind them.
What? I was another headshot.
Wait, I actually...
I was another headshot.
Wait, you didn't even hit him?
Wait, what?
Wait, did I even hit him?
Wait, did I even hit him?
Bro, you didn't even...
That's the second time you shot him.
I didn't even hit him.
I hit him! That was damage he had!
Bro, this game is ass!
Wait!
Holy fuck!
What the fuck?
I can really ask you.
That's the second time you killed somebody and it didn't register in that finals.
Oh god! On everything?
They're actually so bad.
Wait, what the fuck?
I mean I guess I missed, but did I miss?
I don't think you missed.
Bro, there's no way not- wait, I need a clip of that.
There's no way not a single bullet hit on his head.
There's zero way a single bullet hit his head.
I need both clips, bro. Where was the other clip? What the fuck?
Gigi's fucking- I don't know.
I want you to clip too.
Bro, no, you should have seen the fucking-
I mean, I was watching Specting, but I swear you hit him.
Gigi's bro, oh my- Bro, look at this clip chat.
for anyone who didn't see
Bunch of stream snipers dude
wait no no go out i'll give me the other clip too look at this
whoa
there's blood you're you're hitting a man
why do stream snipers do
what i don't give a fuck
No, no, no, no chat. I miss one bullet look it
Bro I got here
No, no, no, I missed the first bullet look at this one though
Well, I want to see the first clip up someone sending the first clip of Rob shooting them and missing
I need the first clip bro. Where is the first clip? The first clip was actually like the most insane
Look at this one. Look at this one chat
Look at this one
No
Marlin any closing thoughts on rainbow six each and the exposing thoughts. What a fuck would you ask me that played for?
Well, let's get into the stats Marlin check we have Marlin's KD polo. Yeah
So I'm not sure that's not real. What am I watching?
Okay, so I have your stats Marvel are you ready to hear your stats? Oh, yes. Yes. Yes, sir
I'm going to chat to you, so I'm going to be loud and just about anything else but that.
You had 0 kills and 23 deaths.
Marlon, that is the worst gaming performance in human history.
But y'all got second? Y'all got second?
Thank you, bro.
I don't want fucking second. I don't want fucking second.
Guys, thank y'all for playing, bro. Let's get it.
I want first.
Hey, Ron, Marlon, Lacey, next tournament's going to be on CSGO.
Way easier time.
Do not put me please don't put me Marlon. Well, see it's going so fucking easy
So fucking easy
Jinxie Jinxie yes, man
Yeah, I actually I actually wanted like you play you like played sees a lot
What happened with this shot with Ron that I'm watching here
Yeah, so apparently this is something that I didn't even know but apparently on Oregon Ron
He's like a pull up on a stream. I can pull back up
I don't care about the last clip, look at this one, right?
No, I'm watching, I'm watching.
I watch this live.
I watch this live.
I'm gonna put it in slow-mo though.
Here boys, ready?
Just watch.
Or is that in California?
I'm watching.
Now let's not do that.
So he should have had blood pop out.
I just counted. He should have had blood pop out, I think nine different times.
And you didn't hit him once.
That is the worst hit registration I've ever seen in history of the game.
Wait Ron, play it again. My chat couldn't see. Sorry.
Sorry.
Look bro.
Chat please look at this
I think you shot him ten times run unbites I think you shot him ten times and it takes three to get a kill
All right
All right. Love y'all, bro. I'm gonna go ripcases.
Oh, yeah. I'm not signing over me or no. Yeah, unfortunately.
Okay. Why is Zoki alone in a discord call above us?
Uh, boys, I just want to say, uh, like I said, C-O-C is gone, man. That's not what it is.
No, no, no, no. God, no. God fucking no.
Boy, C-O-C is gone, boys. Seriously.
Yo, Marlin, Marlin, you killed it, I tell you the truth, bro.
You killed is your fucking self, bro. You did absolutely nothing for the team you actually you dead ass
What like bro? You need to take your shirt off and post Thursday's bro. You are not a gamer
You are the worst gamer I've ever played with you might be where I'm not kidding. Yo, Marley
Yes, you're worse than that. She was the maximum a thousand percent worse than max. I'm dead ass
All right, so what that means is he all night. She is going as weekend or no
OK, well, I want to say, yeah.
What?
I just, I just, you should have had that, boys.
Low cheating going into the game, but, you know.
Is he trolling?
What?
Hey.
More than I'm having to get you dead ass pissed me off.
for the
first
of
the
the
the
the
the
the
the
the
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the
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I would have no money on Marlon.
I'll put my money on Marlon.
I appreciate that, I appreciate it a lot.
So, yeah, I mean I would take the home for a shirt.
I would bet, I would literally bet my own $15,000 to have me cash from a pocket right now.
$15,000?
Yep.
You'd bet $15,000 of your own money, Marlon.
$15,000.
I'll introduce the world to favor.
And myself?
Jump off a bridge?
What do you want?
What else?
Quit while you're ahead, bro.
Please.
If I could compare you to one rapper, bro, it'd be too fucking slimy.
Right.
Yeah, and you know what?
You fucking love too slimy, so fuck you.
How about that?
Can we talk about how soaking Miss Five flies to get back home?
It's literally like a 40 minute flight to
My god that's why I just fucking take my bike and fucking write on
Yo silky yo silky yo silky
Yeah boys, I'm not fucking playing anything right now.
He's not there.
That's Nikon's PC.
Boys, we were supposed to do a four hour rainbow six siege segment and it ended up being seven
hours.
Fuck that.
Tomorrow me and Ark here doing a fucking stream together.
Get your eye with Sears.
Me and Ark here doing a stream together.
Good fucking stream today.
It was great fucking vibes.
Go in the Twitter com, xmissionmar.com, make sure to send stuff to the PO box.
Me and Arky will be doing shit, so we will be streaming tomorrow a little bit of an IRL stream
Let's go boys all jokes aside
My excuse my game to just chatting all jokes aside
Or I think you did thank you to 20 all jokes aside, but today was a banger fucking stream
Can I get some re-tweets? We're back tomorrow IRL stream
Me and Arky will be doing stuff
So it should be pretty cool should be a nice vibe and other than that boys. I'll see you tomorrow
We got a thousand something plus new subs today drop on me if you didn't get a sub maybe there'll be a last
Second gift they're gifting a thousand maybe just fucking maybe I don't know
Deadass though. It was a great vibe Jordan. They went to 15 months
Good fucking stream today another one in the books. We're live tomorrow early in the morning
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I don't know. Maybe maybe we do it next do we do it this week or the Friday after this week
What do you think there might not be anything for all? I know there might not be anything
There low key might not be anything
I don't know
This week I mean we could do it this week if people send stuff
Jump on me if you're sending stuff and don't just say me just because please fucking one time
Yeah, I listen yeah, y'all just spam omai5 me all the fucking time you listen. We're live tomorrow
Early in the morning. Happy National Women's Day to the fucking ladies. I will see you guys fucking soon
Yeah, real soon W's in the fucking chat real talk. There's good vibes
I'll see you tomorrow
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I made them hoes walk together like I'm Hammer Rose
Fuck that I got her up to Annie
California girls sweeter than pieces of candy
Have me all in nifty hun that go link up with Sammy
Type of hood with bandanas, big niggas, a family
Had on a silver I could shoot but I could never dribble
Life too short, I got to get it straight
Blow the whistle
My husband tried to change my energy with stones and crystals
with stones and crystals
but it's gonna take more than that for me to control my issues
I wasn't made for no cash, getting no prison cell
every title doing numbers like I'm Mr. Dell
Sandra knows I pull the side of a living hell
I'm a chosen one if flowers never pick themselves