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Loi Vizia!
I saw that. I was watching an L stream all morning, then.
Oh man, oh man, what's up? Thank you out of the day, all right? Thank you Brian,
the least hash for the tier one.
Oh, what's up?
Oh, thank you Lord of the Games, so it'll have its ASL sunflower roll in for the offline
subs. Thank you, brainless sash. Thank you. How's everyone doing? Thank you,
Bluth banana with a pure one. I know you farted in your bed, feeling all
of Gassie earlier, I did, I am Gassie.
So now, I swam fertile, thank you for the 35 months.
Thank you, Orpheus, for the time.
Oh yeah, that's so disgusting to you, come on.
Thank you, Lego, my ego.
Are you excited for your premier placement games?
Do you guys have any guesses
of what I was placed last season?
Premier?
I was placed in 12k.
12k?
I got all the way.
It's 21k.
It's crazy.
It's actually insane.
Speed significantly climb up.
That's insane.
I played so much, I guess.
Yeah, I was placed on the wall.
Yeah, I was placed on me as you first right.
That's so mean.
Oh, no, I'm not played MCS for our men.
I wonder who this chatterwatches.
Jesus Christ I wonder I wonder I wonder I really wonder
Paneena Press, thank you!
Blood Wings recording a YouTube video until 10pm.
And then we're going to be playing with Lutty if I'm still awake sadly.
I've been feeling pretty tired lately due to my age.
I've been sleeping on time.
I've been sleeping at like two AM,
which is crazy good for me.
I'm slowly shaving away like into like,
shaving away my sleep schedule from like five AM,
but back 30 minutes, 4.34, 3.30.
And I'm all the way to two.
So I go to bed at two AM and I wake up at 11.
aren't you liking your 20s? Actually no. I'm not in my 20s, I'm in my eight. I'm mid 30s.
I know, can you believe that? Yeah. Holy shit. Oh. That's your prime. Yeah, I feel good. I feel really good.
You have a really good hairline for your age.
That's what I like to read. Come on in, jatters. Come on in.
Onke is chopped. Yeah, but can I, let me tell you something, life has time.
Is it better to be a chopped onke or to be like damn that onke is so hot?
Right? Nobody wants a hot onke.
I understand.
Yuck, you better hope, Uncle's chopped.
Wait, there's Uncle, don't stand for Uncle.
Side of the rise, think of it 12 months.
No, it doesn't.
Oh, my God, people don't know.
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Oh, it's very pretty!
Hey, it looks really pretty!
Will you give back what you have been given?
And then, each generation's a go.
I promise this may.
Incredibly sick, Metroidvania.
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it's pretty wow
I'm going to check it out tonight on my steam deck while watching Traders, he's the perfect
Traders game.
I will play this shit out of this.
I'll check it out.
me of memories in orbit wow cool I was very good actually good trailer as well thank
you 69 Flynn for 20 for the five gifted thank you fanies for three months thank you
Florence music play well watching heated rivalries brother I can't play anything
thing while watching he had rivalries I don't watch he didn't like he didn't
rivalries unfortunately dude I was actually watching a playthrough of disco
It looks so fucking fun. Seriously, I might just play that on stream sometime. Gary
Brand me, I'm just rage made it. Sorry. I know I'm just gonna put a jam rock
I'll let it show up. I shouldn't have saved it. That's all right, I'm in a good mood
to that due to I saw someone get a I saw a breakup this morning and my usual coffee shop.
Melindee, they give it a prime it made my whole day dude it's a dream come true it was so fucking good.
Oh my god why are you guys question marketing name dude it was of what a dream
team to watch two people break up is like one of the best experiences you can have.
You've got no stake in it.
What do you guys virtually signaling to everybody?
Fucking woke.
I'm gonna stand against my chat.
It's the best thing to see.
Oh my, don't you think you should be more sensitive about two strangers?
Give me a break.
It was awesome.
And let me tell you, all of you guys are interested in this break up, but there's a
guys sitting there in a girl sitting there and I went into order latte. So I only got
to go into the middle of the breakup sadly. But you know what I walked into the cafe here,
the girl saying, you know what your problem is? Fucking cinema. Fucking cinema.
Like tell me that's not the best fucking, that's better than someone saying hello to me.
You know what you're fucking problem is?
Anyway, she goes on this rant and she's like, you can tell she's reaching.
She's like, you are emotionally unavailable and I hate it going to your parents house.
I hate it.
It's like she's for a share of reaching, she's on a tear.
Good for her.
And then the guy does a move.
I haven't seen a move like this, like, ever done live.
He says, like, two words, like something really passed
of, like, so what?
And he leans back.
Ha ha ha.
I don't even know what he said.
He's so two words that even got her matter.
Like, like, not a debt-de-escalatory thing.
He just was like, yeah, that's fucking right.
Like, I give a shit.
And then just sat back.
Ha ha ha.
I feel like like he said two words, something, I don't even know what he said, but it sucks
the air out of the room, like everyone had turned.
It was awesome.
But anyway, I got my coffee, I was talking to the breeze in my friend, and then I realized
they ended up leaving the cafe holding hands.
Oh, the fuck?
Anyway.
So I don't understand, was it a breakup, was it a fuck, is this like Ross and Rachel from
friends?
It made my day, dude, it was awesome.
It was awesome.
The holding hand part ruined it.
Dude, I- so you're evil too.
You're gonna be in a YouTube video later.
Wait, do you think they were like doing a skit?
It was real.
That shit was fucking real and raw.
I don't need those YouTube skits.
Oh, except, uh...
Maybe I should say this.
It docks a thing like...
It dogs doesn't make too much.
Pajono! Thank you for the tier one.
But, um...
Fuck it. You guys are cool, right?
You guys have my best interest in horror.
I was on a...
I'll go on walks in Central Park.
Whatever it is.
Ah, yeah, there's a huge place.
So I'll go on walks and I swear to God, there are rows of people.
Rows of people recording TikToks, rows and rows of people and I don't I'm not gonna stop
to let them record. I don't if I need to go on my walk. So I'm in the background. I realize
of so many people's TikToks out there of me with my like an old Indian uncle with
my hands folded behind me going.
I make them completely in the back and they're doing there.
I don't know what they're doing. They're like dancing or whatever.
I don't know. You're on their TikToks.
I have no empathy for people who record in public, especially in a park.
If you're recording in public, you can't dictate the scene.
You're not allowed to. People are living their lives. I have no fucking empathy for it.
And you guys are saying, base or whatever, you're going to hate this. You're kind of hate what I'm going to say next.
I don't think I'm always on the side of the guy walking up to the guy with the camera going
fuck you, buddy. Always. Panor, think of it 10 months. Sir,
There are groups a lot. Thank you. Ali Bongo's right to your rain. Thank you. Hello, Hannah.
Two.
Pardon.
You have to wait, go on down this year. Otherwise, I just still in the dollar.
I'm stalled gunbound on my phone.
And it was horrible.
And it made me really sad.
You know what I was thinking? I'm starting this year. A blog.
What was it? Is this the move?
I want to start a blog of what of any, like, I just like, I want to write on a blog.
Get a sub-sac. I want to start, I want to write stuff.
It's like eating even the five dollars.
But like moderates
And we subscribe. No, it's not gonna be for you. I'll obviously am not gonna release it to the public. It's gonna be like my manifesto, but not I'm not gonna like be a killer
Sorry, it's not it's gonna be like a friendly manifesto, you know
Basically a Pinterest board
and
Swinkey, things for the five. Hey, I added Dream last night. You and Tyler wanted a playthrough of Fire Emblem,
Radiant Dawn together. I think you can make that happen, spooky. No, I don't think so, man.
Sorry to say. Tyler would be down to play probably Call of Duty for Counter-Strike,
with me, but that's about it. Unfortunately, you're not gonna play Fire Emblem, Radiant Dawn.
it on Palma, thank you for the tier one. It's fizzed, wow, thank you for the two months.
Thank you hazard, uh, or old school runescape. Play League with them. I would never,
however, I might start playing League off-stream soon because they added WASDA controls.
I think that's so cool. Play the peanut, thank you for the brim.
don't know all the guys I have not played kingdom come deliverance to but it's
on my list dude I haven't played cyberpunk and I love RPGs but I I fear like I
I played Bioshock Infinite on stream, like a probably a year ago now, and I didn't like it.
I played it all, you know, I beat it.
I was kind of shooting on the game, and I felt bad about it.
It was sad, like Bioshock won his so good, I felt infinite was overrated.
It sucks because I remember enjoying it when I was like young and stupid.
I think when I was young, I thought that like things that are complicated or non-sensical are smart
But that's often not because you know this key see. Thank you for the tier one
But now I'm I just like play it and I'll look up like what they're trying to say with the ending and I'll be like oh, it's so fucking stupid
Holy shit, it's so fucking dumb
Like multi-versa stuff. It's so stupid
You can play Cyberpunk, but ditch it if you aren't enjoying it.
Uh...
Maybe.
I'll enjoy it. My friends enjoyed it, and I trust them.
But my friends were playing Apogia.
Has anyone played this, MMO?
It's like a new...
Oh.
Nico, they give it a prime.
It's okay.
Well, I installed it and there's a prompt that comes up when you launch the game and
it's like, the prompts says, are you willing to grind?
This isn't like an easy thing to do, like you're going to have to suffer.
And then there's like, yes or no.
So obviously my ass hit no, it opened up my browser and it Googled a casual MMO.
It was like, okay, I'm just uninsoling.
It's like the fuck itself.
It's like talking about insisting upon yourself.
Like I was like, all right, like go fuck yourself, man.
That is so stupid.
That's amazing.
I just so it's so up its own ass for the...
Thoughts on where wins meets.
It has some AI shit, but low key looks still good.
They're the honest don't trust free to play.
but some people's like, you know, it's not a good, it's not a good sign, when people are like, it's free to play, but the quality is so high, it's as if it's a full prize game.
Like, whatever. I don't know, I just think that's fucking, I don't, I just don't trust it.
I'm like about it, it makes me not trusted.
Bapping said I've played Genshin Impact and I play Counter Strike and Dunbound.
But yeah, free to play is not bad, but I just don't trust it.
Elheader, thank you for giving us up to Vipymees 13.
Thank you.
Oh, and I want to play this I want to play guns, but I can't get into the
Beta. How do I get into this beta man?
Guns is on steam, but the beta is closed. I tried it during the last time and I didn't know what to do.
Wait, was poking guns? Fuck.
who's like fighter games. I played Street Fighter for the
this tournament and I enjoyed it heavily. Thoughts law, thank you, but I played
Modern Zangheef, so I don't know if that counts. I played like 500 hours of
deadlock. I like that game. I need to come out though. You yo
played. Are you good at it yet? No. Oh, I'm sorry. Do I say 500? I need a check.
Let me let me check. I'm on a different account. My one problem with deadlock is it
take so much brain power for me.
Like when I'm playing a game,
deadlocked to me, okay, let me give you an analogy
and you can spam question marks all you want.
I don't care.
Deadlocked to me is like coming home
from a hard day of investment banking
and turning on breaking bad.
Like I understand what I'm consuming is so fucking good
and it's gonna put me in a mood
It's gonna make me think, I like it.
But I rather put on Jimmy Fallon, you know, lip sync.
All right, I rather put on something,
I can just put on my screen, like Star-Doo Valley,
and just have like a mental, you know, something cozy.
Like, if I play, like, I'm not gonna lie.
When I put in so many hours of bedlock,
I didn't stream at all.
I'm not going to fucking go live. I would li- I would consume me. I'm sorry. I have 50 hours of them all. Jesus feels like 100 Jesus. Jesus, Jesus, it consumes so much brain power, but I don't even have like 10,000 hours in counter strike. Counter strike to me is junk food. Counter strike to me is like I played CS off stream yesterday.
It's complete junk food. It's so chill. And it's like just enough for it to be interesting. Like it's not sloppy
But I really like I really like that.
Aonia, thank you, stink beach bear. Thank you.
How's the silk song run going? I have put five hours into silk song and I think I'm done.
I'm I'm I don't want to play it anymore, but I enjoyed it a lot
It was one of my faves
No, it's really good why my enjoyment of soaksong
Massively tapered off at like hour four
and
because
it was it's hard for me and I didn't
uh... I like I mean I like that I just don't finish games and I still enjoy them
but I will finish that efficient 33
I will
they leave they give them 55 months
squeaks jokes on isn't even that hard what the fuck oh wow is this how you thought this in a
I'm gonna ask where I go.
Whoa, power cube.
Oh, soon.
This difficult game wasn't hard for you.
Ha ha ha.
Wow, that's so awesome.
You're so pretty good, awesome.
That's exactly how I thought it would go.
All right.
Ha ha.
Wow.
I like hard games though.
Draconian the cat, thank you.
That's how I'm gonna start an I'm soul.
You actually gonna do a tournament on Sunday?
Mmm.
Probably not, but we'll see it.
We will see it.
I'm not sure.
I don't want to fucking fight.
I don't want, yeah, we're playing CS today.
I don't want to fight Pokemon.
Are you playing anymore, Cobblemon?
Yeah, well, I need to train my Pokemon.
I don't know what else to do and call them on, frankly.
Besides, like, actually playing the game.
Besides playing.
Like, I've realized shiny hunting is, um...
It's just gambling, which I mean it's fun, but,
I don't know.
I need like something else to do.
69, Flynn, 420, thank you for the four months.
Thank you.
I like C.S. not a shooting part.
Well, that's real.
Dragon Road.
Ooh.
C.S. 2 is starting in 30 minutes.
the
yes, some people just serve in kz in counter-shadow and source is not funny
thank you cinematic jay for the five months thank you
I'm done with the game, I'm done with Arc Raiders.
the
I feel like I've gotten everything I wanted from our creators it was like my one of my favorite games that's new
Give in thank you for the tier one
Thank you meet moments. I forgot what is this Bailey?
Dima only up
I
Go up I
Did stream deadlock wait do people not know my deadlock streams
Who is here for my deadlock stream?
I streamed it Clinton I played on streams
What that way back
a
flip to the time
you made clint quit
no
it was that it was his birthday yesterday hog
he'll come back he'll come back intro to dickdist thinking for the prime
Oh, I guess I'll start Martha Stewart. I am four Martha. No, I don't have thoughts on Martha Stewart
You know what I don't trust though?
I'm I don't know why I'm so ranty today as we get the game. You know what I don't trust?
I don't trust this new trend of
Celebrities making documentaries or producing documentaries about themselves
I think that is so fucking stupid, and it's just like propaganda.
I think that is so dumb.
Like just an advertisement, documentary.
Like the word documentary in the past four or five years has become so fucked up, man.
like a dog when you think doggy money people think of YouTube.
Like doggy money is used to like take research and it was like genuinely interesting.
Like how many doggy banners do we need of that Malaysian flight disappearing?
I think we're on dog. It was a six-part fucking series man. What are we talking about?
It's been so long. We've had like five on Netflix right now.
Right now, you're telling me there's enough information?
I don't understand.
Matthew, thank you for the brim.
When is your documentary, Squeaks?
I'm gonna be making a documentary of myself, you're right.
My life is so interesting, it just me, it was born documentary ever.
That's like when someone's like, he do it day in the life.
Do you know how sad that would be?
I don't have, I would wake up, brush my teeth.
Go on a walk, come on.
Go live, go to sleep.
Make out, thank you for getting us up to King Bolt.
Slow calm.
I'm living the dream.
One of these guys really likes high-tail, you know what I mean?
You don't want to do it.
Fun little stream strat.
If someone is spamming one thing, you'd never read it out loud.
Can I tell you why?
The second you acknowledge it, they leave.
So I'll have certain chatters all stream.
We'll be saying one thing.
Like I have this chatter, I should you not, this is evil.
They would write good night to me for like three hours.
I would never fucking acknowledge their good night,
because they second I say good night back,
they're logging their ass off.
That's minus one.
All right, I am never gonna say good night, ever, ever.
You're gonna stay up even when I'm playing
some fucking stupid game.
Who's gonna stay up?
We can literally never respond to my DMs.
Think of for that, right?
What do you mean?
What are you talking about?
I mean, I'm a normal person.
I'm not going to respond.
Can you imagine I respond to everybody's DMs?
I'd be a fucking freak.
I read I.
Thank you for the two other bits.
All right, let's get started.
We have 20 minutes.
20 minutes watch how we do
for 20 minutes
is it because you're so popular? I'm not bragging
obviously I'm not bragging
do a clip react, I don't do, I don't want to do that
I don't want to get into drama
I am a drama-free channel
channel. 20 minute game, 20 minutes.
Go up. Okay, Lincoln to me.
I'm not going to be. Thank you.
Dima only up how hard could that be?
Oh, chat. I will be playing Bloodborne on stream if I can figure out how to install the 60 FPS mod.
I was setting up my PlayStation today.
And then who do I see on Twitch playing Bloodborne lyric and apparently he's playing 60 FPS?
I can't watch that because it's gonna ruin it.
I've never played Bloodborne before.
I've played Sekiro, Dark Souls 1 through 3 obviously, Bys of P.
I've played Jai Floan Order, does that count?
5 gifted if you get past the latter part first try by the way. Nah, I'll get it first try.
I'm kind of a movement god.
Dima only up
Mario 64 soon.
Tim!
Will you be able to help me install Bloodborne?
Ah, figured out, I'm smart.
Ice install mods for the Sims.
Oh, what the fuck?
Wait, what?
Does this launch me here?
Where am I supposed to land here?
Let's just say some of the mods I now learn for this Sims were wicked.
I
Well
Oh wait this is where it that doesn't count I
Thought those were supposed to land I thought I was supposed to history it's down. I just went to the fucking beginning
There we go
Am I stupid? What the fuck? Where do I go, man? Oh, left.
Munker.
Fuck my stupid shungus life.
You can really see why silk song was hard for him. Shut that, love.
to
the risk of
are you all playing counter strike today
uh... yeah i think we might place what may also potentially on
all
we'll see
will you play more high tail not unless they add something
Oh, I mean, I enjoyed my time in it, but I just want something to be added.
Sweet, are you contractually obligated to play with them? Yes. We're actually in an
org together. Let me know if you want to borrow any skin squeaks. That's too nice, man.
if you're let your friends borrow skins I feel weird taking people's skins
I also got something really fucking holy shit
I'm selling that shit though
I'm just kidding
Oh wait that's not where you do
No I wouldn't sell these guys come on come on
I a rug pull someone a sub.
Okay, hold on.
Bang.
Do I just go like this?
But I'm kind of killing it.
I have to surf!
Easy.
where the fuck do I go from here what the shit oh wait oh my god I know this this is an old move
Oh my god, that's not a cool song on.
Mines how many times have I told you I don't want to start you valley
Oh, I did this way
Yeah, this is Dr. Stone.
Wait, how do you guys know, man?
What the hell? You got some real gamers here.
Oh, by the way, you oughta know why my FDS was so low when I've been playing.
It was because the computer that was sent to me was overclocking things on its own.
is that not insane
oh my god I just jumped without looking
really sucks Windows 11. I've been looking into this shit. Especially on a new Windows 11.
Like, why are there so much stuff that just installed Xbox Game Bar?
Co-Pilot Cortana. I don't know what to get rid of this shit, man. I need to find out
downgrade. No, I'm not going to install Linux on this computer because of one reason and one reason only.
Due to I got late when I was in high school. Okay, here we go.
Okay, wait, wait, let me see.
and
go to the left
what's the where what do you mean
where do I go from here
here
already value again.
Obviously I don't go down.
Look to the left.
What?
and
come on that looks so far away
Wait wait, what do we do this fire? Oh? What the fuck?
I did jump on the little squares
Oh, man
He looks pretty loud
Okay, so I have to strafe off the ladder onto the next one.
This is fucked, GG.
Good try man. Holy shit. Good fucking try. That is so hard. No clip back up. Okay
He's cheating. Oh, can I just?
to
all due to its so easy use up like
comp the latter man
you have to go around
you literally just bounce on it you don't have to fucking look
Let's do it the real way. Oh, that's so unlucky. Okay, wait. I used to be, did they change ladder movement?
I swear it's like totally different.
No, you suck. Hey, you better be nice to me. Why I'm gonna say something mean?
There we go, and then I jump up here, I forgot I just don't think it's here, sorry.
and
Wait, do I jump up here?
Why did I do it?
Why did I do it?
Oh, here, here, here, here, oh my god, yeah, let's fucking go.
Oh shit, it's a pod jump!
Right?
That's gotta be where I have to jump across here.
Oh yeah.
Kinda so newbie, it's so fucking newbie.
I'm gonna be surf.
Oh my god, that's a ladder.
No way, no way.
Okay, hold on.
This is hard as hell, man.
Jesus.
Wait for premiere we have to win 10 games again is that true?
That's not even true is it?
Is someone trolling Valculae and Valculae's Chad?
It's a new season does that mean we only have to win a couple?
You need 10 wins again. I got it
I'm not doing this. This is crazy. I'm gonna win back
No, thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
That's crazy. How do you do that?
you just have to like air-straves
and like that oh my god
okay wait we have to start from lower and then straight up
like that oh my god it's so hard
the
just jump there
for head
is the latter
I've never done with a sideways ladder so you have to hold W
way way way so W goes forward right
like that oh yeah yeah so then you so it's like the opposite
Oh, I'm actually fucking close. Oh my god. This is twisted. Who made this? This is fucking twisted.
This is actually evil. It's an evil evil evil map. Sideways ladder?
there
it would be interesting to see you do rocket jump maps and TF2
did I play TF2 for fun
that's like one of my uh
first like for fun games
You, was there even competitive TF2?
I already stream TF2!
You know, that's crazy hard as competitive
Left for dead
That shit is actually insane
Oh, as I don't know if I'm good enough for this
without just grinding this.
It's hard.
Hop on, left for dead too. Fuck it!
Brobs was good at this. I'm no robs, sadly.
Though I wish...
the
damm
you think Ray, usually in Lodwood play, left for no to
I don't know
wait, it's gonna be so sad people are gonna call me squitters for not being able to do this
and
do I jump off the ladder
all that was close
no, I don't jump, I straight off
My brain hasn't figured this out either
I want to see someone successfully do it
Okay, I'm in discord. I'm the first one in there
first
that's oral loss to be on time is so fucking embarrassing
wait, rejoin, but instant death, I'll definitely power moves
my game is frozen, how what the hell is happening?
What the hell is happening? Who is he to wait?
Who's he is not death then? That is a monumental or a loss actually out of
Who is he at so sad?
Oh my god, he's still not death end.
Hold on, my computer is dying.
I can't close my game.
One in chat if you can hear me.
Okay, close.
It's never show up that you're both muted and deafened.
Why wouldn't I show up?
How did you know to come?
What?
Yeah.
Both muted and both deafened.
Yeah, I was just seeing a busy making deals and stuff like that.
Like what deals?
see you know big deals here with like the stuff like sponsors or yeah yeah just like
sponsored talk you know I don't like to talk shop really
you're so cool and busy I'm very busy thanks for saying that I'm not just
sponsored a while I was gonna say when was your last sponsor no shade it was like
I just can't remember like probably like three months ago that's a while
for like, I mean it's a compliment to you, by the way, like, I feel like if I'm a company,
I want so we're representing me. Oh, wait, thanks. No, um, let's just say there's not a lot of
product markets fit for me. Oh, I'm sorry, I just want you last month. I'm so stupid.
I asked for a lot. I asked for a whole lot.
Oh yeah. Really? My ass fucking DMing it. Hello fresh yesterday. Please.
Please, you know, we can talk this another time. I'm curious though, you know.
Oh, no, they're sure. So hello guys. Hello.
Hi. Sorry. Oh, can I admit something? Oh, yes.
Okay, I have to confess, I am not ready.
What?
I'm not ready, but then Squeeze was in the discord first,
and then I joined, and I was like, well, deafening.
And me, because I'm not actually ready,
but technically I was in last.
But then I was like, Squeeze, and he was like, well, I'm going to deafening.
And I'm not going to be the last one.
And then Leslie joined in, and then he was like, well,
Leslie's not deafening or muted yet.
And I was like, wait a minute, that's so cool.
So I wanted to undefined and unmute before Squeeze did,
weeks did because I felt like that was a power move. And then now if you're
I am a scrably, I'm not live yet. I just need to like, you're not
alive. I'm not alive. Okay, but I wasn't last. So technically, it's like, fine,
right? Oh my god. Okay, how about this? You know, I feel like, like, okay,
she's just definitely coming. Like, like, she's taking a
subs. This is insane. She's never done this before. Here's the thing. I thought, like, I don't
know, it's called the old fashion, but time is a time, right? So if we're saying 5 p.m.
or whatever is in the, you know, California, then that just means you have to arrive
on time, no. I mean, excuse me, let's be honest, like who of all of us is the most
on time every single time. Like, you are. I am. But like two on times. Okay, there's
like a happy meeting. You don't want to be like two on time. Like, if you ever
wanted to party where someone chose up like right as the clocks, which is like,
it's a little much. You know, like, you have to wait. Yeah, it's just like, I was
like at least 30 minutes. I don't know. It's like, let, let, let me explain. So like,
I always show up early to parties. Usually unless I show up really like not early.
Like if it's 6 p.m. coming to the part,
not there are 5, 45 or something.
I'll be there like usually at 602 or 603.
Because especially if I don't know anybody,
because I sometimes have social anxiety.
So say I walk into a party and I don't know anybody in that room.
Right?
Then I have to be like, hi, and everyone looks at me like,
who is she?
So I'm like, hi, and I have to go and say hi to every single person
that I feel freaking awkward versus if I don't know anybody.
And then I'm there, I can just meet them as they come in one by one.
And then by the time everybody's there,
I'm I'm every one and I feel like one of the one of the squad, you know?
Well, here's not worse than the New York party scene. Basically what?
Sorry, carry on. Tell us about the New York party.
Let's just say I like turning heads.
All right. I show up. Don't go to parties in New York.
I'm going to say it. You're right.
Party's five me. No, can I?
They do. They do. They do. They do.
They do. I walk into a party.
30 minutes later. Everyone turns their head and says, Oh, my god.
Who is he? I slow my walk to everybody and shake their hand confidently while making eye contact
I can say hi nice to meet you. Squeaks. What's this your dream last night? I'm so confused. No, no, that's how it works. That's how it works seriously trust me
And they're like oh my god. Do you have a sub 51 super Mario 64 70 time? Oh, swoon
Do you
yourself as squeaks. Oh, of course not. I introduced myself as twitch.tv slash squeaks. Every interaction is an opportunity for business.
It squeaks. I mean, that could be anything. I could think I'm some sort of mouse squeaks. You forget that. I literally like hung out with you in real life.
Yeah, and that's what I'm like. Do you or not? Yes, I was. You were soft spoken. I'm shy. You were a little nervous.
I wasn't nervous.
What do you mean I was nervous?
I was at nervous.
I remember and I was like, wait, it's fun.
You're like, I just don't really know how people.
And it's like, I didn't say I don't Iraq with people.
Yes.
What do you mean?
What's that true place?
Oh yeah, I was good.
I was good.
I played pool with Abe for like two hours.
I remember.
The best title.
Oh my god.
Oh, hey.
I'm so sorry.
It's okay.
We're just talking about how she's a hot shot in the New York party scene.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I am.
God, I'm so hungry.
Yeah, I want to see, we've set a party.
I go to parties.
I'll go all parties, too.
I'll give you.
Yeah.
Yeah, I believe you.
Like I'm not kind of guy.
I'm holding a hike in in the corner of the room, just bobbed my head to Clara, you know.
I'm like damn, I never heard this one and stuff like that.
Sorry, I was spraying the odor in my armpits.
Oh.
Oh.
Wait, is that performative?
I don't know.
Performative deodorant spray?
No.
I put a perfume before stream.
Is that weird?
No, I don't think so.
I don't like you don't want to smell for yourself.
I feel like it feels like I'm ready, you know, like ready to go.
Do you wear shoes when you're stream?
I'm always wearing shoes.
I know.
I'm not wearing shoes when I string.
And Holt, I'm gonna suit cash.
Like my top half is ready to go.
The bottom half is sweat pants.
No shoes, those socks.
I'm wearing khakis.
The problem is if I'm not wearing shoes,
I do this thing.
Have you heard of wire spaghetti?
No.
Basically what I'm doing is all the collection of wires
from my computer.
I'm using my toes and just plan with them all
stream and I'll pull the wire and boom, why are spaghetti? The stream goes down.
What? Like, you appear here. Why is it? I'm just struggling that those
these frickin' wires through my toes. Yeah. And then once I'm all play a little too hard and
you know, this whole frickin' apparatus comes down. I don't know what to say.
I can't lie that. That's relatable. Like the the pulling the thing. Yeah.
But like I've done the thing where like I got a little excited. I jumped out of my chair and then my headset pulled up thing and then then my speaker
And then that unplugged like this and then my whole piece. He just shuts down. I'm staring at a black screen
I'm like and then yeah
You've never done that. I'm always under the fucking dad's I'm playing you know tipsy twirler here
I'm going oh my cords are too far away for my oh, it's cuz I put my toe. I sit Chris cross. I have my feet up
Oh, wait what for like 10
Yeah, whoa whoa whoa my knees are broke my feet have to be up all the time
Yeah, my knees are at my table Chris cross. Oh, that's crap. How do you sit like that? You do long streams?
Yeah, no, I
That's for you
My my form just see you simple bit self
Wait, can I ask a question is my like you? I was watching some of our episodes or videos back some then I do that when I
Today I like to watch
Yeah. I did that today.
You were there. Why don't you watch me because I don't see your face.
Well, because I want to see your reaction to things.
Yes. And honestly,
look, I guess making way more facial expressions than he should.
I'm obviously so honest.
And it's there was one type when he was like screaming,
but we couldn't hear it because he's deafened.
Like he's fake screaming and I was like,
Dude, I don't think he even likes us.
No, I don't think he likes us.
Well, I mean, I think he likes me.
I think he loves you, Squeaks.
What's the secret?
I think I'm a little standoffish,
and he wants to win me over.
Oh, you ever have to be more like...
More like a long time.
Who gives a shit about him?
Like, you never have a mean comment about you,
and then you look up everything about him,
and you're like, I want to win him over.
Let me reach out.
Let's play some games.
that's, you know, I'm telling you I'm not this evil person. You have in your head.
I guess I can't find that feeling before you. Yeah. Yeah. So that's how I think that's what happens.
If I could just have a conversation with my hater, I'm sure like we could come around and
maybe we'd be friends and sometimes you do have those thoughts. You're like, I can just sit down and look
you in the eye and be like, why do you hate me? I had someone say something really mean to me recently.
What did they say?
They said, hey are you squeaks the streamer?
I know you and I'm not your fans.
This is an account-friced match, yes, for that.
And tell her, strike those things.
That's what he said to me.
That's what he said to me.
No, I know you and I'm not your fans.
Inslee in my head, he's the hottest guy in the world.
You don't have any.
Inslee is like a cool, and I'm thinking, what did I do to lose him?
You know what?
What did I do to lose this guy? What did I know I could have been a fan and then yeah, he was just not a nice guy
Said some racist stuff too, so oh
Sorry about the racism
It's okay. Yeah, it's just sort of a real racism guys. I feel like I've dampened the mood
No, no, no, we're sorry you had to go through that yesterday.
Ah, I mean, we won the game.
He was really good at counter strike.
But I don't want to generalize ever, but for some reason, racist people.
Really good.
I can't.
Sorry.
I know it's wrong to generalize.
I'm generalizing racism, but I'm just saying, I'm just saying, for some reason,
and ever someone to really raise this to me?
They are absolutely killing it.
Absolutely.
Pretty good at CS.
Yeah, does that mean you're racist?
Ooh, Leslie, that means we have to be more racist.
No, no, no, no, no, no, that's not the take point.
I don't know, that's not the take point.
That's not the take point.
It's like, uh, no, we're going to-
I'm not racist.
But the way, just to clear the end,
in case Hello Fresh is watching.
I think it's a compliment to our class.
It's a show that we're not.
Do you know what I mean?
Yeah, we're super not racist and we're getting super good.
Okay, by saying we're super not racist.
I feel like it kind of means it feels like you're saying.
Do you know what it feels like?
You know what, no, let's go with it.
Have you ever, okay, can I ask you guys a question?
And you guys have played a lot of valor, right?
Yeah.
Have you noticed like in someone's toxic and mean,
they're usually pretty good?
No, no, usually when they're toxic and mean,
they end up losing.
Oh, you know what, you know what the best.
You can be yapping.
I've noticed that if someone recognizes me on my team,
like a streamer, we lose every time.
And it makes things all clear.
Do you think it's because they're probably you?
No, they're stream sniping and they're,
they're yapping and stuff and they're winning
because they know where you are.
No, no, no, I'm not even streaming.
Woo!
This is off stream.
This is off stream.
And you're not nervous, obviously.
I mean, I do yell at them.
Why are you yelling at me?
There's not holding my lungs.
I have a fan and you yell at me.
Hey, thanks so much for watching.
Hold my lung and eat flashes out calves.
Stuff like that, you know?
Let's get back to the present trees.
You watch.
Right?
Is that great?
No, well, listen, well, I want to just say about so we go off track.
I was like remember so I was watching F-slur videos right and then oh, yeah
We got a little off track so what I was trying to say is I noticed how my mic cuts out a lot. Is my mic better today?
Yeah, yes, it's a little cry. It sounds great. Yeah, I heard that
It's a little quiet. I put you have to 200% wait really. Okay, wait. Can can you help me? I don't need to make you guys solve my
I don't know that's okay, I can't do it from the other side
I can hear it. Is it better? Is it better? I'm a good. It sounds good. It sounds good
Okay, I want you to, so I'm a hundred percent.
Okay, is this something that's good?
Okay, okay, and now it's good at a hundred percent.
Yes, yes.
Really?
But now I'm always speaking, you know, like you see on my bubbles always on.
That's not your guys' problems.
Oh, that's because of your mic threshold.
But how do you, but what do you guys have your stuff at?
Like, I say, I don't know.
I need to does everything for me.
I say automatically, I just input sensitivity
as my input profile.
I check that, but I turn on echo cancellation.
I don't have a fancy mic on, I have a USB mic.
Does that work?
That's nothing to be ashamed of.
No, it's actually, I think it's the better
than all these mixers and stuff.
I agree, because mine's been shooting the fan.
Is that the saying?
Yes, that sounds good.
I see her myself in Leslie's mic.
That's so bad.
Okay, okay, I hear it. It's like an echo in the distance. You hear it, squeaks? No.
There's a Tesla. Hello. Hello. Are you hearing it? Hello, Tesla. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Ah. It's shooting the bed. Is that the same?
West, what's hitting the fan? That was shit. It's shit. It's shit. It's the fan.
You're shooting the fan. We're shooting the fan. It's really shit in the fan.
I think she's all a little bit like, wait, that's all right, this is good. I'm shooting a bad.
She is hitting the fan. It's not saying that has a fan in it, I think.
She is, she has, she just hit the fan.
She is hitting the fan right now.
Wait, is it, is it good? Do I sound good?
Yes, yes, she sound good.
Yes, right now. Yes, you're great.
Yeah, a little of it. It's just kind of, right? I mean, it's kind of like,
It kind of like it's good. It's good because that's that's the one here. Oh, you don't want to hear that
There's a no, that's a feature. It's a feature. Okay. It's a color compressor. It attenuates
For the high pitches, it will automatically adjust the frequency
The health smart as hell. Yeah, I guess I don't understand. I'm just reading it. I'll tell you way
I have no clue. I literally am such an idiot when it comes to technology stuff.
Literally, I think you guys are both great. We're all good at this stuff. We're streamers.
I mean, that's part of the job. We have to begin with tech stuff.
No, are you just going to go?
I just have a discord front in their class yesterday.
I beg you, parted.
I said to my he accepted. He accepted really quick by the way.
Yeah, jealous.
Yeah, didn't he help you before?
We need jealous.
Because I'm going to...
I'm going to make Jay a little bit more.
Actually, after streaming is helping me.
So he's busy today and maybe tomorrow for like 10 minutes.
He's just got to set up the snapcamp thing for me.
What's that?
It's like a...
You know, sometimes, uh, you know what snapcamp...
Yeah, but I don't have that on my computer right now because I got a new PC.
What is that snapchat?
It's like snapchat, but only the camera.
You can snapchat from your PC.
So it's like, you know the filters on snapchat?
No.
You know the filters on snapchat?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay, so we wait back in the day, like when I was in the middle school.
Okay, so, but no, so there's a camera,
You can put it on your PC where like your face uses the filter
Oh, and I use it for this potato one when I don't want to get ready for a stream. Oh
Yeah, like we could like the dog the dog ears in the dog. Like first you burnt peanut and stuff
You know like
Or any like we're just your eyes and you don't know what they look like
Anyways, so sometimes I'm like I don't I want to stream but I don't want to look I don't want to put on any makeup
But I want them to see my face
expressions all you snap can't wait that's a thing I need to do that God damn
I'm looking all the way I'm gonna lose all your viewers that's what I'm
that's what I'm thinking no if you if you hide your face oh I know you
meant right now because of my fucking mug no my buddy make sure I got
I've got confused.
I can't even if your money maker, yeah.
What, what, my face?
Your whole chat has a crush on you.
You're kidding.
No, I'm serious.
That's why they're mean to me.
Yes, yes, yes.
That's literally how they flirt.
Have you known?
Yes.
This is how you do it.
I don't watch YouTube Menosphere stuff.
I'm not up to date.
I didn't realize that.
I thought we were, you're nice to be.
I'm just a blessing right now. Are they all blessing? Well, that I'm going to look.
Which someone just told me go fuck myself and die. You think they really like a one
Hater or mess.
No, I'm sorry.
Please I'm married.
Chatter.
Please my lower.
You got one guy.
Which you tell me, oh my YouTube browser told me, like, Oh, you fucking suck.
I missed when you did that and you, I hate you. They like me.
Yeah.
Oh, those ones.
Those ones might legitimately hate you.
Yeah.
They hate you because they can't fuck you or they hate you because they want to be you.
It's one of them.
You want to be me?
That sucks.
Oh, they open this.
It's fucking fun.
No, no, no.
No, no, no, no.
Oh, my God.
I'm going to lose my fucking monetization.
I've told you about fucking fucking.
What?
No, you want it.
We'll get you sponsors, you know Leslie,
you get like every sponsor in the book.
That was 2021, okay, not anymore, not anymore.
Leslie's the most sponsor friendly streamer there.
Until I started a hangout with you guys.
Yeah, well, not Leslie,
not Leslie, I'm talking to you.
I should have.
All these inappropriate stuff.
What inappropriate?
You said like if people are racist and
Counter-Strike, they're good players, just a few minutes ago.
That's what you said.
I'm like, I don't know why I didn't say that in the same way.
Oh, oh. Oh, oh. Oh, sorry.
I got confused.
Fuelling the fire, the bomb.
It's not true.
Well, yeah, I did lose all my sponsors recently.
So I used to have rotating logos on my stream.
And every day I get reminded about it,
that I lost my sponsors because they're like,
oh, let's say you forgot your sponsors on your top right.
And I was like, no, I don't have any.
No, you're crowd funded.
Yeah, it's a crowd funded.
funded. Yeah, it's a crowd funded stream. Oh, wait. That's so sweet. Assume for the people by the people. That's wholesome. That's your W.
Heart. Guys, I think it would be fun if we did a group sponsor.
Yeah, why are you laughing? Because you're magic and magic and as fun. You don't want to see me do.
It's not. It's not good. It's not good. It's not good.
I trust me, I'm really in the school.
I'm not really in it.
I, I, I, I, it's too much pressure.
That's true.
And then we do an F slur game day and then we invite Ludwig
and he's the only one not sponsored, but we don't tell him.
Now I'm down.
You know what I mean?
No, we got a flipping on him.
Yeah, we do it.
Yeah, we do it on him after the spell of great incident.
Oh, good game.
By the way, no, I didn't like that.
Poor Blugging.
I actually hated those bugs everywhere and they're squishy and
sloppy and I couldn't talk shit about the game because I thought
Talk about that Leslie. Well, you know she has a rack inophobia, but she had a
tarantula. What? What? Okay, can I tell you the story? I have severe
a rack inophobia. Okay, and I like I can't look at them in games. I turn
on all the rack inophobia modes on. Okay, my ex-theon say, thought that it
would be a good idea on valentine. I want you. Holy shit. To, um, he's like, okay,
I got your present, but I'm gonna like blindfold you, and then you'll like it. I was like,
okay, for Valentine's Day, okay. So he does this, and I, well, I'm blindfolded. I'm sitting in my couch,
and, and then I open, he's like, take it off, and I look at my knee, and there's a tarantula on my knee,
and I, I, hit it. I felt so bad. I might, I just hit it. Yes, because I was so scared. So I thought it was a
fake tarantula at first and then I'm looking I see like the you know aquarium not the aquarium but like the
taranitarium or what did they call it a
the taranitarium tararium tararium tararium taranitarium whatever yeah you didn't know it was real
I then I registered my brain goes oh that's its home so I made it really hard but like I flung it off of
of my knee like so fast, it hit the ground
and then I started crying out of fear
and it's just because I felt bad because, you know,
this thing doesn't know that I,
why it's getting hit, okay?
So then it's starting crying and hiding in a corner
of like sobbing because I'm like,
oh my God, and then I was like,
oh, put it like, get with this little shake.
Anyway, so then I find out like this is his prank on me.
And I find out that this tarantula is a female,
which, you know, male transulose live like on average three years, female transulose
live 25 years. Okay. So this, I have to start going to pet co every week to grab live
crickets, cricket or my freaking trinket. Oh, you know, I started becoming a regular
there. I'd go there and they're like, hey, Leslie, you want your crickets. I'll say,
yeah, I give you my crickets. I get to crickets and I every week and they have to be
live. And so I have to drop the crickets off and I don't like crickets either. So I'm holding
The bag will crack it and I'm like dumping them in and then, you know, and that comes down.
Anyways, you might wonder, well, where's your natural and now?
25 years hasn't passed.
Well, funny story, okay, one day, he was taking care of Edna, my natural and I get news.
He called me and he's like, I have really bad news.
I was airing out in this cage because it was like their condensation and then there's
Like a crack in the thing and she crawled out and it's deep.
I was like, how did you lose the natural.
What you never found in?
Oh, it was outdoors.
This was outdoors.
He was airing the thing outdoors.
And I sat there and I was like,
now some poor lady is going to be like crossing the street
and there's gonna be like this Arizona blonde
that's like her breed.
Arizona blonde, transcha, crossing the street.
And I have her acting full band and she's going to have this walker and she's going to pass out thinking that like there's just a transula and first day she don't have it and it was I was that was the story of my transula and I think that she's probably still alive somewhere is my hope.
Oh my god, so the transula is in the wild now.
In the wild yeah, probably making a lot of transula babies. Honestly when I think about it, that's a really insane surprise gift to give someone that's afraid of spiders.
I've been giving a pet period as a crazy gift.
No, unless it's like,
it's just, if it's not something that they have verbally
mentioned that they're ready and really want it.
Yeah, like if there's like, you know,
all you talk before it'd be nice,
but to just surprise them with a pet,
it's like a bunch of responsibilities.
How I felt about my second.
It's just like, what the hell?
Now you gotta do all this shit for your stupid pet.
Like you gotta grind your pet to school.
You gotta do all this responsibility.
It sucks. I agree.
That would be pretty crazy.
Like, to just be like, hey, I'm pregnant again,
second child, and you're like, wow.
Oh, come on.
Oh, I have to go through this, the prize.
Great. I have to go through this freaking pregnancy.
Oh, what a pain.
Don't get a surprise pet for someone unless you've talked
about it or they had a greed.
Oh, I really wanted this dog or a spider.
Yes.
25 years of potentially caring for this
tranchula. Can I ask your question that's like going to be tough.
It's really weird. So when you look tough, it's going to be tough. I'm telling you
tough. Okay. Okay. I have it very. I used to live on a farm, right? So I'm an animal guy.
When you look at this tranchula, did you, did you, do you feel like
empathy towards it genuinely as opposed to looking at a dog and feeling like
empathetic. Because I understand looking at a dog at so sweet and so nice,
would you say that empathy is equivalent to a spider? Wow. You know what? It's crazy.
Oh, sorry. Go ahead. Go ahead. When you hit Edna. Yeah, when I hit Edna, I felt I was crying out of
feeling empathy. Okay. I was like that's that's right. Or that treasure does not deserve this.
And I was so upset that I had hit her, you know, you know, but in general, let me think, like I guess, yeah, like I would be really upset if someone tried to kill her for sure.
I remember saying that someone would try to kill a dog,
like with the f- that's fucked up.
I like I can hate a spider and sorry, I mean, I hate it.
I can be very scared of spiders, but also feel like they should
end.
Well, I don't have empathy for a bunch of spiders.
I can't be a spider, I can't be a spider, I can't be a spider.
I don't get it.
She's so real.
She's a spider.
No, she's a spider.
There's a lot in my bubble.
I'm so happy.
I'm so happy.
I don't have my disguise.
Okay, no, no, no, but if it's spider,
like if it's just in the house,
like it wants shelter,
if you're trying to get rid of the damn flies,
like I will put those out.
So I put spiders out.
I put them, no, not take them out.
I put, well, I literally take them out.
I don't take them out.
Like, you know, I take them out.
No, no, I took them out.
Put them outside.
I hid them with a pan's,
and vacuum.
What about like a cockroach?
What about a cockroach?
I don't get fast.
See, I have, I've never had one in my home,
But I feel like they're too big to squish.
You have to know you have to know you have to.
They're girthy, that's the thing.
It's hard to tell.
You had a clockroach that you stepped on?
100% a hundred percent.
Because it not feel like you're crazy.
Yeah, older.
Yeah.
But you have like what is the alternative?
That you hit a box.
You put that.
That's a cockroach.
That's not how it works.
No, you can't.
Oh, I wouldn't know. I don't have cockroaches.
Well, I have, I've had cockroaches in my bathroom.
I've had, yeah.
Because I lived in the city.
The New York thing?
Yeah. I don't have cockroaches, my...
But we haven't been in the city. We're in LA.
I don't know what to say.
I had my bathroom was in my kitchen.
So, this is whole setup.
I know, it's crazy.
But do they fly?
I don't have never seen a cockroach fly.
I actually, I don't think they do,
because I've played a lot of video games that have cockroaches in it.
and none of them fly.
Ooh, they do some cam.
They just, oh.
They just, uh, scattered.
I'm getting it.
Which one says they do fly?
They fly, they fly.
They fly now.
Oh my God, they're evolving.
That's horrible news.
No, but I mean,
Cockers are important for the environment,
like I get that.
But when I'm see a cockroach
and I'm out of the shower,
I'm fucking removing that.
I don't think I'm about that.
It's, it's first, yeah.
What's in my immediate space is what I'm thinking of?
I don't want to get involved that you had a hole in your place.
Like you need to clog the hole that it came through.
It's impossible. It's impossible.
I hired a...
When I saw a mouse in my apartment, I called my landlord and was like, hey, what can I do?
And he said, yeah, that happens.
I swear to God, I mean, hung up on me.
What?
Yeah, he said, oh, man, there's a mouse in there.
Yeah, just happened.
But he didn't come assist you?
No, he didn't give two shifts about him.
Right flag it.
He also, he, yeah, he's, he was a quite a character.
Do then what did you do about the fly?
About the cockroach?
The fly. I mean, the mouse.
Oh, the mouse. Oh, I had to hire a separate company
to come in.
And the guy came in. He looked at it.
He saw a hole near my AC.
He put like something there and said, uh, it's probably okay now.
It's for the god. It's probably okay. And he thought it was a rat. I'm in
Was it red? I don't know. I just was playing a game late at night and I see this fucking tail
Oh my god
Yeah, I just looked out of my tail
Yeah, it was horrible. It was horrible. It was ugly. I it was no rat at two e-mouse
It was
It was huge
That was not true.
It was not true.
It was not true.
Not cute.
It was horrible.
But anyway.
Oh, that's why you get cats.
Yeah.
Also for lifelong friendship.
No, it did deal with the fucking pests.
Oh, they were horrible.
I actually know my cat does.
Maybe the results he spiders ever is because my cats deal with this spiders.
They're like, they're just flying at shit.
I'm like, there's gotta be something there.
is it considered animal abuse like from a fly to a rat? The bigger the
bigger the animal. I was thinking about like I would crush the spider until it gets
to a certain size and then I am taking that thing out. But maybe because I'm
looking for a size. Then it's a brain thing. It's the brain thing. If it's
evolved to a certain point, then like I want to be clear we're not going out of
I would feel like.
We're not torturing.
No, no, no, no, we're not torturing bugs.
Well, actually, when I was, I know actually when I was also a kid,
I thought I'd like a lighter index.
I was willing to watch that.
But that was like when you're really young, yes,
oh my god, I did that shit too.
I did dissect the dead rat once.
But that was for school, right?
That was for school.
No, I died in the pool.
pooled so I started dying.
No, no, no, no, no.
I'm not going to do it.
So you there's a guy that died in the pool and you cut it.
It drowned in the pool and then I cut it open.
What?
Oh, it's curious.
For science, you know.
Guys, you know, I don't try to dig any deep like I was a child.
No, I have no.
I'm a wall dissecting that I've never, you never dissected like a bug
I just took it a bug not a rat. Yeah, yeah, who's the sponsor?
Oh
Wow
I dissected I dissected an animal in science class I remember
a frog. Oh, he was a frog. That was it. I think we all dissected a frog in in class.
You guys remember the smell of formaldehyde? Oh, yeah. Like that smell that they do to keep the
frog from like, you know, they keep it out. Yeah, it smells really bad. I love you like that smell.
That's weird to say. Just kidding. Oh, he's a joke.
You're okay, that's what it's not as fucking terrible.
I suppose Marker is like sending markers in my nose and just drawing it so I can smell that shit all day.
Oh, that's valid though.
That's good. Okay. That's okay.
Wait, what did you smell?
Like those, you know, sent in markers. You should be in a marker.
Oh, like for it.
Yeah, like Sharpie. Oh, yeah.
Try to smell good.
Yeah, they do.
Yes, they do. That's it. That is true.
Remember the ones that were like the thick markers with like a really bright colored and like they all smelled really good
Those ones were just what we're talking about
Yo, yeah, yeah, yeah, the thick ones are like blue. I know exactly what you're talking. No wonder they're streamers
Okay, I always try talking shit. They're all they need very rasmatized
Give me a break
They're really, really sent it to smelt like, of course, we like,
they're relevant in that trash.
Yeah, and I would eat once in a while.
What should we do?
No, no, you will not, you will not take that back right now.
I mean, I was a bad luck here.
I, I wanted to, but I never, I mean, I never ate a whole
marker, like the plastic part.
Like every chapstick.
Oh, hell, no.
I mean, I was saying, if you did, we're not going to judge.
So what's the weirdest thing you've eaten?
That's not a food.
Oh, the size bookers.
Because I know squeaks is the invukers.
Oh, no.
I put my bookers on the bottom of my head,
that's remember I told you that.
I was in today's room.
Remember we have this car, Vostal.
We have my hands down there.
I was like, right.
I was like, right.
I'm ready to get ready to be back.
OK.
Oh, OK.
You know, Leslie's crow is speaking gibberish.
Oh, yeah.
That's it.
I think I'm going to get out of the game with the gizli,
this leaky, and the game with the game.
That was crazy.
That's a game with the gizli.
Whoa.
What did you say?
My name is Leslie and I'm hanging out with Speaks and Grey.
What do I understand?
We did.
Oh, oh, wait, sorry, what is the trick to speaking,
gibberish again when you say, you do like,
so it's like, hi, would be of a guy.
So you just take the first consonant and then you add a THG,
and then you finish the concert or whatever.
So break it up for it's until like buttercup is like,
but the gut to the girl can pick up,
Squeaks is like squint geeks raised like really gay a super california
What is gay?
What is gay?
You have a big ass really gay.
It's really gay.
It's really gay.
Oh, wow.
Right, right.
Where the gay?
Wow.
Wow.
It's getting ravlery tonight.
You haven't seen it.
I've seen it.
I haven't seen it yet, but it's been a hot climate.
A hot climate.
Oh, I've seen it.
Squeaks saw that shit.
No, my wife is watching and I'm watching episodes.
I'm going in and out of that the shows and it's a lot of, you know, you don't have to say you're going in and out of episodes.
Oh, I am. I'm just walking by.
I am. I'm not. He's probably peeking around the corner.
It's a little, you know, it's a lot.
It's a lot. It is a lot. Yeah.
Do you hear what you talk about this?
Did I tell you how I saw the clip on Twitter and I assumed it was from Heated rivalry?
Did we talk about that?
No.
He's on the phone and he starts getting a blowjob.
Yeah, he just started straight up, that's the clip I saw in the Twitter.
And then I started hearing people like,
have you watched he did rivalry, but gay hockey show.
And I was like,
wow, was that clip?
He did rival?
Yeah, I'm going to watch it.
Did I swear I might?
My wife walked into my freaking stream room one day.
I was trying to watch her eat it rival.
I swear to God, I should have believed me.
But I'm just into HBO shows. I don't get it. What's the big deal?
It's nothing with that.
What's the problem? What's the problem? It's art.
It's art. It's art. It's art.
Well, they got good music, good like the storyline. The hockey was good. A lot of good.
I think he did rather into the hockey.
Funny.
Right. That it was mostly just pouring.
There's hockey. It's a, it's a, it's a, because they are rivals of a, like a teams. That's
the whole thing in like time passes and then they see each other and it's like, it's
that. And I'll, and I'll, and I'll, Rose, enough are seeing each other again, they're
both going for rookie of the year. And then they're like, you know, it's a whole thing.
You know, like, head captains of their respective teams, and they're both really good. So it's
like, that's why it's heated. And that's why this, you know, it's a good romance story,
Actually, W.
It's probably a romance.
W.
It is romantic.
It is romantic.
And you will be crying because it's like so sweet.
Okay.
And then, you know, and there's also,
You'll do that, too.
You'll get a little cry.
Then you'll get a little more than you'll cry more.
You know, a lot of stuck in a fucking in that show, too.
But also, also very emotionally resident.
Okay.
Oh yeah it's based off of book apparently. Are you supposed to read it first and watch it first?
I say watch it.
He knows.
I don't want to read the source material and be disappointed.
You made a shawl.
Oh, I spit out my treatments.
I can't even say fucking in fucking shit.
No, no.
Great.
I know, I just said, let's check out where it's better to actually
genuinely better to read it before watching it.
Oh.
I.
Oh, the Hobbit.
Oh, I have my friend research.
That's too long.
Oh.
I don't like reading, but before I watch something,
chat session with Ron's.
Oh, please.
Hunger Games.
No, because Hunger Games is a better book than it is a movie, but then you at the whole time if you read something before you watch it, you're like,
Oh, that's different. That's different. Why is this so different? Like I did that with ready player one, and I kind of regret it. I wish I just took in the movie, but I have to pop it in short.
Yeah, it's a short book.
Oh, I don't know. No, so this is a lie. That's not. But it is, but it's not over the range. It's not like pop it in short. This big.
And they're all worth reading. Let me tell ya.
I haven't seen the red the Hobbit, but I also don't think I watched it.
Did you guys read it? The Erdogan series?
Yes, the Dragon.
The Dragon?
The Dragon series?
The Purple Draft. Of course.
Did you like that series? That's the only book I've read.
What type of go?
It's good.
That was the last big book I read.
Well, you know they made a movie.
They made a movie.
No?
It's true.
It's true.
It's true.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
We stand.
We'll be by your, you know, the keep holding on song is for that movie.
Oh, I can not know.
Oh, they're trying it.
That's another book.
That was a book.
Oh, yeah.
10,000.
10,000, one is face audacity.
Didn't see that or read it.
Oh, that's a good movie.
That's a really good movie.
It is to be more cultured in the book world. I haven't started yet. I just keep looking up.
We all read a book together. Yeah, let's read 48 laws of power.
Fuck you. We're not reading anything you. Sorry. That was aggressive.
I think that we should pick the book.
And we should read the book that we pick.
Okay. Deal. Okay.
Okay. So, or we can just think that none of us have read.
have a timeline, I think I'll actually read. The article. I don't like
your recommendation. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. How about how
some leaves? What is that about? No, no, no, that's so fucking sad. We're
going to read some sad shit. They're going to come on stream and it's going to
be depressing. Okay, you're right. It's always just intrigued me how like
people talk about it. I never read it. So maybe I was with a huge plot twist.
like he was like oh what the frick and then you can't stop reading and book
that's like a tiger all the way through.
Gone girl we should read gone girl.
Well sounds like it sounds like squeaks already read it.
I've read every book.
I'm kind of a book guys.
And just I'm all studying.
What if we read little women, little women?
Read it.
Really?
I saw the movie too.
Which one?
And you read more than I thought squeaks.
No I'm just kidding.
I'm just making it up.
read the summarized, like the spark in the spark notes.
Yeah, I know, spark.
I have the books, but I just hold them at coffee shops,
hoping to strike up a conversation.
Oh, I got it.
No way.
That's a good idea.
OK, I'm putting this in a group chat.
We are starting a book club.
We all, by the end of the year,
we need to have read four books together.
Who's in?
I'm in.
You like say it in the group chat, please?
So I don't know.
No, no, I don't want to.
No.
What if a lot of it makes fun of me?
That's what I'm saying.
You, you ain't starting in.
And enthusiastically, it's important.
Leslie?
Yes.
Can we change that to, let's, let's read a book
and have it done by the end of the month or something
and then we can come back and discuss it.
And that way.
I'm gonna take it on.
Okay, I'm not sure what we're doing.
All right, stupid. All right, my bad.
Shut up. Wait, he can't monetize.
No, guys.
That's good.
That's what's good.
We can't monetize.
No, we're not.
We're not. We're cloud funded.
We're like, um, you know, mom and pop shop.
We're like a snowage.
You can pick up your feet.
Pay $10 a month and uh,
get access to.
No, this is what?
Don't worry, we're not monetizing that we and chat should read and we have it done by the end of the month and then we can discuss it
I'm not thinking fast and slow by Daniel Connamon a story about the show like I'm already
Oh, no, I spilled
Lord
No, not the slippers
All right, it'll dry
Right.
Oh.
Okay.
We need to, okay.
I'm going to change this.
We need to read, we need to have read one book by the end of the, we need to read.
No, okay.
I'm just going to delete my message here.
No, no.
That's embarrassing.
No, you can't.
No, no, no.
I don't.
I really thought at least.
We should hear it now.
It's fine.
We are starting a book club.
Who's in?
Okay.
That's it.
It's just how I felt like I was putting too much pressure by saying we need to have read four books
by the end of the year.
And there was a lot I don't read so this is already hard for me.
Yeah, let's do one book and we'll come back again.
We'll make me read.
Yeah.
If you're having to discuss the book in front of everyone.
Mm-hmm.
If you read 15 minutes a day, you can read like 20 books a year.
Oh God.
Can't do that.
15 minutes a day.
Set it timer.
15 minutes just before bed.
Read a book before bed.
Yeah.
time. Oh yeah, that'll wait true. Yeah, see, I've got
this place. I have ADHD. Give it this will help. No,
well, I need to be stimulated all the time. I, okay, if
is there something where you could read and also
watch a movie? Oh, no, you can. Oh, no, right, right, that's crazy. You can sit down and
read. We need to be slow maxing. Oh, my god, tell me more about slow maxing.
I don't know slow max. No, you don't even learn how to okay, let's practice together. Let's all be absolutely
Sty-assilant for 30 seconds.
Deal.
You know, when do we start?
As we say, no, we shouldn't do that. No, it would be so awkward. Please, please. No, I change our mind.
No, stop.
Squink, stop. Stop. Stop. I'm leaving.
Okay, time's up.
That's it.
You got so good.
You guys did such a quick job.
You can talk now.
It's not 30 seconds is over.
But by so fast, obviously.
Oh, no.
Squeaks took this challenge.
Oh, it's close.
Time's up now.
Time's up now.
Time's up.
But wait, really, that was 30 seconds.
That made that smell like way longer than 30 seconds.
What you did.
Wait, that's show, wait, you guys can't.
Problems too.
No, 30 seconds is actually a really long time, Leslie.
And yes, you have problems.
Yep, yep, here's something about Leslie.
I can tell you something about Leslie.
So it's a birthday surprise dinner, okay?
And full-inch got me two, like their like,
stem toys, they're like these balls that you play with
and they're like awesome play with.
Because, you know, we've been trading fidget toys pretty much.
And then let's get to Eric are playing with my balls
and they break both of them.
Terrac, broke them, that I call him.
Yeah, they broke them.
And then they have the audacity to keep playing with it
and break it again.
And then at the end of the night, I was like,
you know what, you guys can keep my birthday gift.
It's all good.
We broke all of the toys by the end of the night.
But that's because we have to progress
Well, simply fidget with it. He's like a great man and a ball. Don't worry. I have them coming in the mail to replace your fidget
Banners or fidget toys. I got all the balls. Thank you. I got new fidget balls for you guys
But yeah, that is not my fault the balls were really loose
Wait, what is this ball?
I don't even know what this is
I think you would like these.
I don't think they are walls.
You know, like, okay, you know,
fidget spinners.
I know what a fidget spinners.
But just a fourth evolution of a fidget spinner,
like pretty much there if something you could play with,
while you're doing things like that.
Yeah, those are crap.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
These ones are the expensive ones.
They're good.
Yeah, but do you want a bad thing to be fidgety?
Oh, we can't stop.
What are you trying to say right now?
Like it's like, okay, I'll sit next to someone who's
fidgeting and he's shaking his leg the entire time.
I think it's so bad, right?
No, oh, it's bad.
Sometimes Squeak's people can't help it.
Oh, yeah, you ask.
Oh, then I don't mean to strip the people away from their
fidget calls.
Okay, well, then go ahead and play with the fidget balls, my God.
Okay, here, okay, the reason why it's better is because
for people like me because I'm so fidgety all the time,
I'll start like picking my skin.
Oh, okay, I see that.
So it's nice to have something else to pick at.
Oh.
Because then I'm not.
That's why I have to keep my nails short
because I'll just like scratch my head so much
to the point where I'm bleeding.
Oh, that's nice to have something.
Ray, you finish like single player games and stuff.
Get that must kill you inside, right?
Because you want to fidget, like you want to move around.
You want to, like, isn't it?
Well, I'm moving my hands like using the controller.
Oh, true.
You know what I mean? Like I'm using my hands.
Oh, sometimes it's like, it's one I'm like doing nothing.
Like I feel like I have to do something.
I see.
Okay, wait, maybe I will like these fidget toys.
It's great for social anxiety as well because you can have a conversation
without really like having to make
him like do you ever have a conversation with someone
and you're thinking about how much I contact you're giving them
and you don't want to make them have too much or you look down.
But then you're thinking you can't stop thinking about how much
I kind of why you're still maintaining the conversation, but you're like oh shit. I'm looking straight into their eyes
And they're looking straight into mine, but you want a reason to look away
So you start drinking water or you like start looking at your nails or picking it's like it's kind of like the excuse to like do not
Oh my god, they're at their eyeballs
I'm hot
It's so but no
I have you look at so what you can't decide which eye to look at
You got to go straight. Yeah, that's true. You don't left that. Yeah, I don't work sir
Look at their nose or at that point, can they tell which eye you're looking at?
So, since I was a look at what I want to talk,
I think that I have to look at their other eye and that it's supposed to get the dissociate,
look past them because it looks like you're staring too much into one of their eyes
and it's really awkward and so I have to look down.
I can't look at people in the eyes too much.
It's valid. This is true. Yes.
What are you looking at?
Why? You don't go into the mirror.
Squeaks. Squeaks.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Do you have to tell me you've never looked at someone in the eyes and had to like look at one eye before I've like I'll choose an eye and just make eye contact
Which the single eye?
Yes, it's the better eye to look at.
I don't know whatever I look at first I'm so confused my god, let's wait.
Wait, is that a weird look in beds?
Wait, so he looks touching eyes like, oh my god, I'm looking too long.
I'm like, look, I have to dig, but it's not put in as this, that's tough.
It is, but like somehow.
I'm not a ghost automatically.
Yeah.
Like you just like stop thinking.
You can't it's.
Oh, I guess.
I mean, I have something similar.
I'm sometimes thinking like, oh, what am I going to say next?
But so you're not really listening.
You're just like, oh, that's a problem I have.
Are you doing that right now?
no not on on the computer I feel like I'm you know I'm playing a character here
I'm playing a character oh yeah like this isn't the I'm just playing this
pathetic guy like on the stream off stream I'm way different
no you're not I think you're true self has been coming out recently yeah I'm a
crappy guy yeah you kind of are you gonna be a crappy guy
I'm a crappy guy you're a crappy guy you're a crappy guy you're a crappy guy
is this the facade is he pretending to be a crap
of your goal?
Oh for sure I'm in character actually right now.
You're like, you're like, no squeaks.
We need to break you down this year.
Okay.
Why?
Like, because it's okay to be cast for time.
But our friendship is evolved and we need to know the real you.
Yeah, but I, okay, then, well, listen, it's this is why
really am a character. You're not the end of the day. That stems from. What? Oh, no.
Is this going to be like another fucking therapy session that I did on stream? Another
fucking therapy session. Yeah. Well, let's let me let's let me let's just let me
get out of my parents. All right. That's just therapy. It's all the parents. All that's
I wonder what your parents are like.
Well, my dad is dead, so.
Oh, what are you?
Yeah, wait, really?
Whoa, yeah, that's it.
Hey, dead, dead, close.
I didn't know your dad was dead.
Oh, yeah, same with Ludwig.
Oh, who's going to kill my dad?
My dad's a lie.
Leslie's dad is a lie.
I am left out.
You can't say that.
I can't say it with you because I have a dad
That's a dead dad gang.
Dead dad gang.
You have to ride.
Yeah, sorry.
That's a dead gang.
That's right.
That's right.
That's where ghosting is.
That's crazy.
Yeah.
Well, yeah, my dad, I have,
my family was like having your parents still.
Yeah, how was that?
Uh, well, right now it's a bit stressful because
It's a bit stressful because my dad's pretty not doing the best actually so then I go home
It's a bit stressful my parents are they're 70 this year. So it's pretty stressful
But then my brother and I we kind of like you know, we like we hang out with one the way up the other
Then yeah, it's actually kind of depressing
Right now at the current moment, but it's still fun like we go home and we eat food
We tried to focus on some positive things and, you know, but, uh, well, your brother's been streaming.
Yes, my brother's stream has been, yeah, he plays Minecraft and stuff.
It's cool.
He's cool.
Yeah, he's cool.
He runs in the family, man.
When you think he's not surprised to see that he's cool.
Do you know the lore of Leslie and her brother?
No.
Oh, my God.
Wayne, wait, Wesley, do a quick TDLR.
Okay, TDLR.
Well, TLBR.
My brother and I did not talk our whole lives
of like a group, he's six years, wait, six, six, or seven.
Wait, how many are we?
Oh, five, six.
He's five years older than me.
Wait, my P6.
Scott, he's five years, this is gonna be 30 seconds
by the way.
Five years older than me.
He's born first, I'm born second.
We are like, okay, when I'm first born, I have no memory.
And then all of a sudden, like he just like,
They're using it like me very much, but there's a lot of like I don't know where it stems from, but maybe some favoritism. I'm not sure. So we end of not talking for our whole lives.
So you know, he's in high school. I'm in middle school, blah, blah, blah. I just we go home. I don't talk to him. We just never speak. I just see him at home.
I try to give him some presents at some point in my life, and he didn't like that. And so no speak nothing.
It's like I just have a zero zero relationship with him. Okay, one day.
Tina is asking me about my brother on stream and I was like, you know, I don't know.
I don't talk to my brother, but I would one day love to, you know, maybe one day it's all
chill and we're getting like burgers together.
I don't know.
Anyways, someone sent him that clip, like found his Instagram somehow, okay, DMTM and
anonymous person, okay.
So about what?
Year later after that, I just ended my stream and I'd go and check my email and it's
an email from him that's like, hey, it's like Nathaniel or it's a
Nathaniel. I saw this clip of you. I didn't know you ever wanted to be friends.
Like let me know if you would he's like, I'd like to be friends. And then I like
start sobbing because I'm like, wait, what? I didn't know my brother would want to be
friends with me. I call my parents and I'm like, Nathaniel wants to be friends. I don't
know what they're happy. So we agreed to meet up and then we meet up and we talk and talk
and then he like and we had a lot in calm it was just crazy we were just
like a really emotional like two hours we're just talking to each other and then we
decided to like have each other in our lives and that was when I was 30 so then that
was three years ago okay anyway so then we meet up more and more and more and then
now is on cobblemon it's so we're like streamer yeah he started to play all together
like he changed the course of his life yeah it's oh also he used to like we're
There's some weird stuff like he used to work in when I was in high school he was working for Ryan he got like
Then yeah, so I was it was with this I remember going what the hell it's so cool because I was a huge Ryan
He got fan I still am but like I would walk all of Ryan's videos and in like high school and
Meal school so then he was like in Hawaii for like shooting with him and stuff and I was like well
But I could never tell him because I didn't want my brother to think that I thought he was cool or anything
No doctor would.
Yeah, so everything I thought my brother did was cool. I just like kind of like downplayed it. I was like, it's not that cool.
But I thought it was really cool.
That's crazy.
That's a crazy story. I didn't know that.
All that.
Yeah, it's awesome.
Yeah, so it's always like, so I'm like, just like, I'm getting to know my brother a lot of the stuff I'll stay on stream.
He'll be like, I didn't know that way.
I have it or it'll be like, there's some memory I have of that.
Like one time I was in the kitchen.
I was eating a grape.
The grape goes down my throat.
I throw, who lugs my throat and I'm dying.
And I'm literally choking on this grape.
And my brother's on the couch and I'm staring at my dad
and I'm like, oh God, I'm going to die.
I swallow and the grape goes,
even deeper.
Okay, no.
No.
And I'm like, oh, so I start my vision going down.
I'm going to die to the grape.
I'm going to die to the grape,
but I don't want to tell my dad right now
because he's talking to me and I don't want to disturb him.
So I'm just gonna die.
So my dad, we're just serious.
Yes, I didn't say anything.
I just looked down at the table so they wouldn't know I was down.
I thought that was fair.
I was so embarrassed to be dying to be honest.
Oh my god, that's so,
that's a crazy last thought.
I don't want to bother them.
I'm embarrassed to be dying to a great death.
And so I looked down at the table and just like,
you know, starting these classes.
Yeah, yeah, sure this is.
No, I do look different.
Yeah.
Why, you think it's cringe to die?
Yeah.
So I'd grape.
Yeah, that's all in there.
That is interesting.
Yes, so I didn't want that.
But I don't want my dad to know.
Anyways, I find like my dad catches on
because I stopped talking to him.
He's like, Leslie, and I'm like,
I'm so he noticed.
He notices, he grabs me and he does the Heinrich maneuver.
I didn't know he knew this.
He's like, oh, and I'm like, oh, oh, oh.
And then the grape comes out onto my hand.
It's all like broken and stuff.
And I breathe, and I'm like,
I can't speak for a while.
just like pointing at my throat. I'm like, and I had this weird feeling in my throat,
and finally, when I can speak, I was like, yeah, I think I was going to die,
and then my dad tells me he's like, oh yeah, he used to be a lifeguard and all this, so that was
a bruh! He was a lifeguard and opened up all these stories for him, and then my brother was just
sitting on the couch. I remember. So he was there for my almost death. But yeah, you got kind of
That moment didn't make you and your brother grow closer.
What? No, I think no. We just he just never mentioned it. You know, because like you almost died.
I don't know if you know how close to dying I was. I don't think anyone like close to dying. I was because I just hit it really well.
I was like like my vision was out. I swallowed like three times. It just got deeper and deeper.
I didn't in my mind my dad doesn't know how to save my life. Nobody knows how to save my life.
So the soonest of someone's coming here is an ambulance, which is I'm gonna be dead by them
So I was like I'm accepting this. This is my end. So then my dad comes in like I was like what?
And I didn't even know the hamac one who comes like a thing. I don't know people like know that. So choking
Yeah, so don't eat
grapes while talking or pickles because you eat grapes now
I do but I make sure to bite them like really cautious about it because when you're talking really fast
She's like, you know, and up, squeak, sorry, I'm about pickles.
Oh, that's a highly choke on a pickle?
Yeah, it was a big deal.
I don't know how you choke on it because like,
I'm like, you put it in your mouth and you should just like bite it right away.
No, no, I was watching a show and I started laughing and then it went through my throat and I was choking on it.
Fump. Yeah. I mean, you must have you had rivalry in the hail.
What's it? What's up, fool? He's watching.
I was not watching. He didn't arrive already in the house.
I didn't want to poop.
No, no, no, I was. Obviously not.
I was just eating pickles, just straight from the jar and I inhaled really quick.
I just poop and that's it.
And I, I mean, I just, I went on the edge of my sofa and just jumped on it and the pickle came out.
Wait, this is a real story.
Yeah, yeah. I'm telling you, what's a big deal?
You had to untowel yourself?
Yes.
Damn, you survived.
You had to untowel by jumping on a couch?
Yeah, yeah, I swear.
I had to like, the edge of the couch, I jumped on it.
I had to the couch.
Yes, like the front part of it.
The highlight is when you pretty much like quickly
put pressure under your diaphragm to shoot the air
from your lungs out, which is where, you know,
put where you're choking, it'll protect all it out.
Yeah, the whole day I had to do that.
I had to be proud.
Oh, no, the time with me.
We should, I feel like I'm rushing too much on the story,
but it was definitely a relishing.
I said, all like, why are you using these words?
Yeah, no, he's definitely.
He's like, he's like, he's a big deal, like big deal.
And then like, yeah, I'm relishing.
Like relish because like, things are different.
I seriously almost choked on, I seriously not kidding.
I did choke on a thing.
We can know you real, like you're real.
That is real, it's real.
It's real.
I think this is the real him, you think he really choked on a pickle and then jumped on an edge of a couch to get out the pickle out of his throat
Wait, is this story a lie just you could make a pickle pun?
No no it's real, it's real
You guys are acting like I'm gulping the crowd
I'm just freaking you know having some fun
I said I'm working the crowd I'm not working
I'm drinking. I just want to share something real about me.
No, what's left?
Gorkin is a pickle brand, isn't it?
You asshole.
God is it?
No, I'm pickles. I'm Googling.
Wait, I'm Googling.
Gorkin.
Pickles are small.
Look on your puppy.
Buffy, cucumber is big.
I said, I wanna get a cucumber.
I said, I wanna get a cucumber.
I said, work in.
I said, I'm the abstinence.
No, I'm being serious.
I, I'm not joking.
I'm actually not joking.
I'm good.
I'm good.
Yeah, but I, I seriously.
mean it. I did so much. I did come from pickled in a vinegar
brine delicious, gürkin pickles are delicious. Yeah, they are. It's a delight.
But you lied to us. This whole pickles. No, not really. I swear it's real.
Promise? Yeah, for sure. I promise. I promise. I remember I had to choke on a pickle for real.
No, I remember I was, this was like after I was like, I was athletic. I came back from
I'm playing a game, and then I came home and ate a pickle.
I just remember this, I was like sweaty and tired.
That's why I inhaled it.
I think the game was called the football ball.
That's the bad guy, that's the bad guy.
I'm sorry.
I'm kidding, I can't believe anything else.
I'm sorry.
All right, all right, all right, all right, all right,
sorry, sorry, all right.
Enough outta you, man.
Enough, rise and Brian, let's play some counter-strike.
Wait, but premier is not available.
It's okay, we play Kong.
We play Kong.
We've, we have been playing Kong, anyone.
What, what are you doing to someone?
Oh, you don't have a place.
Doesn't it feel purposeless?
No, because we're prepping for, for me here.
We've never been able to play premier together anyway.
Wait, why?
It's because, no, we haven't.
We've premiered before, haven't we?
No.
Why?
Well, yeah.
No.
You need to get your comp games in first and then second.
We've, uh, my rank.
I have.
The rank is no, I know we have it.
Not with squeaks.
We'll be crap.
We have, we've never played for mirror squeaks.
Oh, you know what, squeaks now.
It now, it's valid why you didn't want to play with us.
Yeah, thank you.
What I do want to play with you.
I don't know. Premier with us.
I can't love the promise it would ruin your rank.
You know what I mean?
No, because I, like, I guess I have a goal.
That was eight in, yeah, we did.
It was a lot of people.
We got it. It was so horrible.
That's why I have an alt.
Yeah, because like it's just a bad experience otherwise.
It is. We don't want you playing on your main.
No.
Yeah, it wouldn't be fun for anybody.
So that's why I said, yeah, I'm down if I'm on my alt.
Okay, let's do that.
All right, you want to do it.
Good, then.
I do enjoy playing video games with you guys.
And I am down because this is going to be practice
for the real premier grind.
Paul.
I'm actually so serious about this 16k thing.
I think I'm going to find a coach.
Oh.
Oh, yeah.
What rank do you think you were at right now?
4k.
Me too.
4k.
I'm assuming it's between four and five k.
I think you're tired of writing them that, no?
Why are you making that face? You know I'm watching you.
No, I'm making that face.
You're so slick. You would be surprised.
I'm looking at it.
What you can't read.
You can't read.
Turn on your camera.
I mean, look, this is now.
We need, we don't know if we can.
Because I thought, okay, I agree.
I agree.
I thought we can't.
I thought it was too low.
Hello, like you guys are way higher than 4K. I am a you're a liar and a fraud. I'm telling you on serious
Do it now squeaks with your face. Oh
My camera. Yeah, you know how to do it now. Oh, yeah. Oh, okay. I
It's just like you
That's okay. Wait wait. Can you explain why it's bad if it's weird? Well, I just like bizarre a world, you know? Like okay. Oh, my God
you might be the first person to understand what I'm saying. So 11 years ago when I became a
streamer, my camera was mirrored and now I have a hard time on camera, on mirroring my camera,
because it, I look weird. It's weird. It is weird. I don't know. Wait, my digital sense in my webcam.
You have to do a virtual camera. You can do it. Oh, here we are.
Oh, oh my gosh, this is huge. Okay. Wait, why didn't we do this earlier? I don't know. I feel like we should be here about to start playing.
Oh, well, now I guess we have to talk for a little bit more so we can all get into the game. I want to play.
You don't want to talk like we're like on face stamp together for a little bit.
I don't do FaceTime. I heard from you, I might be coming out soon. Well, you won't be able to play it anyone
We have to win 10 games. Yes, hmm. Oh my god, it's counter strike down
Don't say it
It's the minute. It's the maintenance is in it. It's the maintenance. Oh my god. Yeah, it's Tuesday
What's the name is down?
Oh, my god.
Because it's Tuesday.
We always, how does this always happen to us?
It's happening.
That's crazy, no?
Joaquin.
Wait, why aren't you going to be back up?
Wait, Steve, don't forget the rest of the day.
No, no.
No, it's not.
No, it's not.
It's not like probably like six or seven minutes or so.
Stop.
Oh, it is like five.
Yeah, yeah, I'm sorry.
Wait, what do you mean?
No, I'm sorry.
I thought you were doing like a six or seven joke.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, she now you can see my face. I you know what I'm kidding or not
But now you know that we see you so you're gonna act different. Yeah, yeah, now you're hiding it
I'm very emotive. I can't hide my feelings. Just yes, you can look at you. You're doing it right now
I'm not this is a mod
See
But there's so much I'm not how do you think he's feeling right now
Excited to play with us to be honest. Yeah, I'm very excited to play with you guys seriously
Oh my god
Hey, do I look like a grooma for Mario and I go like this
Okay, just say yes, I guess fuck god damn it. I'm gonna cheat squeaks. That's so impressive you should rebrand to have
Goomba emotes and goomba subbedges
Nintendo doesn't fuck with me at all they would they hate that how do you get your eyebrows to do that this?
Yes, like like that you just go like this
But it doesn't work this dude just do this
High breast aren't AI
Oh, that's a lot of Steve
They don't
I'm tired
I've got AI eyebrows
Thank you, imagine I've just programmed my eyebrows somehow
They did look like that. Like they were just such a line down. Wow, that was this.
They have good brows, squeaks. Thanks. All nanny too.
Completely nanny. You don't pluck it all? No. Really? You know how to unabrow? No.
Really? I mean, you know, I probably do. I probably do. I mean, I'm looking. I mean, it looks like
very non-unit brownie. Are you going to show the discord camera?
Yeah, Nissa. Oh. What, what, what, what did you think? Well, that I would
thought we would just, you wanted to ask it private? No, no, I thought you guys
just, I said, you're pretty shy. But me and you're sure that I would have been
more presentable for all of the chatter is then. Oh my god.
I'm really streaming. Yeah, but my child is going to understand about what
I, you know, pardon me. Wow.
I'm just I didn't realize that I was on
Early hair
Early hair
Oh, it's maybe right
I'm not sure
We want to come back
Actually I'm never
I want to come back
You're not going to make jokes
No
No
I like the curly
Literally cute
Okay, fine
Did you just cut it?
You just cut it?
You just cut it off.
I don't know.
Yeah, I feel like this.
Wait, where's your back end?
I can't talk about it.
You're so sorry.
I don't have the one.
I told you the only red hat with an M on in the Somario hat.
Not sure my closet.
Oh, really?
It's a Mario hat.
Yeah, it's just a Mario hat.
I swear.
I'm innocent.
Oh, you don't I do you have though?
Oh, no, no.
Wait, did you guys see that TikTok where
to take talk where this person has started training
crows to pick at Maca hats.
No.
No.
This is why he's covering it.
And this guy puts a bunch of peanuts underneath
the Maca hat and the crows are trained to go remove
the Maca hat.
Because they've got the peanuts are on the under the hat.
Yes, yes, they're blaming the crows.
Wait, that's really smart.
It's actually kind of crazy.
Crows are very smart. If you fuck it down, you're going to tell me that I'll tell you.
Careful. And you're scared of birds. You must be scared of birds. Yeah, I don't
like anything with the wings. Why? I had a pigeon on it to me recently. I didn't
know that. I'm sure they're creepy. They're fucking creepy. These birds, they scare
me. What do you think it's going to do you? I don't know like pack up me or something.
I don't know, I got really scared.
It's a foul, it's fear.
I think so.
I feel like the one that you chose, your tarantula.
I don't know, your tarantula, your hermonica.
You want to do a little show.
Does everyone want to do a show in tell right now?
We can all pick an item and show each other
about something.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, I'll put you guys on my show.
You didn't have us on.
Oh, you were embarrassed of us.
Oh, watch, come on.
I had you guys on.
I had you on as well.
Oh my god Leslie, what?
What is your PB for solving the Rubix cube?
I think you can beat your record right now.
I don't think I could.
My PB's 42 seconds.
43.
That's not it.
Oh, are we like there for you, Squeaks?
What are you putting your hand up for?
Like, do you wanna like,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
It's because we, no, I'm high five in myself.
I've never done that before.
Oh, oh, I don't know.
I don't know if you're here.
Okay, I can't remember.
Can you guys do, um, okay, so,
squeaks could you go like this?
What?
Like this?
It's like good.
Good, alright.
I wanted to make hearts with you guys, but
Oh, like this.
No, no, no, go like that.
Do the big one.
The big one.
Like this?
Oh, I see.
This is going to be a little trick.
You're a camera different from where my
fingers are.
My not totally different.
Like you guys are in a different
like I don't know.
You're talking to me.
Squeaks is top right on bottom.
So if I go like, I'll do whatever you guys
Okay, show until I have a show.
Oh, yes, show.
I go ahead.
Do you have her Monica?
No, I'm going to show you guys my iPod.
Whoa.
Whoa.
I really should relish it.
I have an iPod.
I'll just ran out of battery, sadly,
but I use an iPod when I go listen to music.
I go listen to music on my walks.
Oh my god, video.
And I loaded it with some of the greatest tunes,
including you two, the Rolling Stones,
Credence Clearwater revival, et cetera.
I can't believe you all.
I'm not kidding, I watch movies on this thing.
What?
On a plan.
It's an iPod video after all.
So, you know, I'll watch it like this.
I had video.
Those are so old.
What do you mean?
What's the charge report for that? Can I see the charge report?
Yeah, it's just one of those long ones.
Oh, it's so cool.
It's so you like the sugar in there, it'll do.
Whoa, that's a pretty cool thing, thank you.
Um, oh, it's not your turn.
I'm going to show you guys all my, I got so much stuff on here, I guess.
Um, okay, Marie, let you go.
Yeah.
My sister does pottery and she made, I stole this from her house.
at the square cube.
What?
Oh, it's door stuff.
It's just a little cute little square cube
and I stole it from her house.
They like squares.
So she have a kill.
How do you, you know, she goes to a party.
I have a party class every week.
And I'm like, ooh, I'm the garnish on that.
That's very nice, killed, pottery.
And maybe she hated it, but I didn't feel bad
that I stole it.
Good weed box.
Should I say that?
Ooh, wait, no.
Oh, okay, no.
I mean, it's very small.
would not fit very much.
We didn't hear.
I also have, I've got a bunch of crystals and rocks.
And I've got some magnet balls.
And I've got all sorts of balls.
Any magnet balls too.
I've got a jelly Steve.
This is from Jody.
Yes.
Oh, also, look at what I made for cutie.
It's her Christmas gift.
These see it, but off yours.
It's a sweat, that's a key chain.
Oh, you made it.
I made it.
Whoa.
That's so cool, actually, you made it.
It's something my I got fucking sucks.
Yeah, oh, I never made it.
I never made it.
I don't know.
What the fuck is this?
This guy's just ran just mad.
I haven't seen Q and she's been in Utah for years.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm just given to her and gone forever.
Okay, let's let your turn.
Oh, at my first item, it's Tomata.
Oh, I've seen this.
Okay, listen can you guess a song?
Can you hear it happy birthday yeah, I write it wow
Yeah, first no, you guys just want to be
Stop, okay, okay, oh, okay, oh, okay. Oh, wait
Oh, it's cutting out
That was a teller
Should we it was a better to not teller or better to tell it? I know I feel it cut out there
It's what it was cutting out a lot. It played like three notes. Okay, okay, then my other thing is my Rubik's give
Okay, so all of it
Yes, it can this was given to me 43 seconds. Yeah, so holy shit
Yeah, I can solve this and it's kind of like my fidget
Cube so sometimes when I don't want to talk to people I start solving the cube instead
So anyways, I have to this is my pretty cool was given to me by a fan. I think I pushed
It's called aerodynamic, yeah, it's like, listen, there's like no, it's very like before you have to
loop your cubes legitimately, you have to like pop it out and put like Vaseline in them to make them like go faster, but this one is like,
I don't know, it's so it's so fast. Oh, it's a speed cubic. Yeah, well, I don't speed cube, but like you can, but like there's like 40 seconds. That sounds like a speed cube. What?
I mean, I used to try to, but like I can't do faster than like a minute 30 anymore, maybe a minute 45.
But that is my Rubik's Cube and, um, and then I, oh, I started, oh my arms recently.
So I have a couple Pokemon cards and not like great or anything, but I have a small collection of Pokemon cards. These are all kind of new.
Whoa, what's that?
My collection.
Okay. I saw I saw on Ludwig's copy table a pack and I started to open it.
That's awesome. I guess I'm a bit until I told him I'd just start.
I didn't really rob him and he wouldn't.
Yeah, I just started opening up. I just saw I pulled some cool.
Oh, Chinese here, so W. I got my own collection.
Oh, I found some more. I found some French cards. Look.
Flingous day.
Oh, a cream, yeah.
Oh, I know.
That's a nice card.
A form, correct?
That is a stretch.
These are French.
Actually, I'm not a friend.
I'm scared you on the plane.
That one time we found it.
We were accidentally on the same plane back from Paris.
She was like, you know, don't remind me.
I was opening French cards.
Imagine you're on a plane.
And it's, you know,
You know, make up your incognito hat glasses
and just chilling.
Mighty my own business, Planck's latest fire
on the plan before we take off.
And then there's this fuck gas dude
that comes up with a photo is hand taking photos of me.
You just talking pictures of you?
You just don't take photos.
I don't know.
Hello, and then it's Ludwig.
And I'm like, oh my God, bro, what are you doing?
You gave me a heart attack.
I thought you were like some freak.
What's going on here?
But then it was one way he is a freak. I think you're right. Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's actually
Yeah, crappy guy
That's he's Greeks
Gosh, I have so much that I want I can show
I can learn about each other via show and tell you know
I can't show that that's too weird. What show what show it show it hey look look no
What were you not gonna show?
He's just trying to test with his brow powers.
It's really working.
Like he looks exactly like Gumbha.
Pretty good.
That's it.
No, I can't show you some of these things.
Like it's too.
Why, what is it, a penis?
Oh, look, I have a candle that flickers.
Oh, why does that candle look?
Oh, dirty.
Because sometimes I like stir it around the wax and stuff.
I'm just having some fun and there you have it.
No, he lit it too early.
What do you mean?
It's only 6 30 for me.
Oh, it's trying to shake it back.
Really?
Yes.
Yeah, we stole.
We stole the all the way.
All right.
Good stop.
I'll tell you stuff.
All right, let's see this thing.
I am.
I thought I had.
Why do you have to hide your camera when you take off your?
Because what if my hair comes off?
You're hair comes off.
Your hair comes off.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
I see.
You have a hair.
Your hair comes off.
He has like a piece.
I don't have a hair piece.
But I just don't know what, you know,
I've taken off a hat on stream before and it's my biggest regret.
Awesome.
Worst thing though when you took off the, you know, the dark souls to make it.
No, okay.
Oh, that was horrible.
The headband.
No, that was hilarious.
Oh, the headband.
Oh, yeah.
No, that's fine.
The headband part.
I think that's a green shit.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
That doesn't come off.
It doesn't come off.
It doesn't?
No, it took so long.
I want to take for it to come off.
Oh scrub in like crazy.
Why do you say, what, but like, what did you use to remove it?
Just water?
No, no, no.
I was using like soap and face wash and make up remove her.
I was using the works.
Hmm.
Soap.
Soap.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
All right.
Hello.
And on my oath.
I'm on.
I'm on.
Oh, hey.
How about we open some cases here?
Okay, sure.
Our case today, that'd be fun.
The four of us, open in cases.
No, I couldn't.
We go until one of us gets one.
I'm going to get addicted.
Are you a monkey mouse?
She's right here.
Yeah.
I have bubbles broke in.
Let's go in on here.
Okay, squeaks.
You have to promise that you'll say your thoughts
and not say it after we stop playing together.
Oh, okay. That was just one time as a friendly joke.
It was you wanted to tell us how we're being super shit so we could try to
Oh, you guys that was that was it. You know, there was clip. It wasn't the context was gone.
So one list of context. Oh, what was the context?
The millions of games we played before.
No, I'm ready. Let's play. Let's break them all.
Oh, not an unjust joke.
That's you, Leslie.
You're lobby leader.
Sorry, sorry.
Okay, what maps we want?
Dusty Mirage.
Dust Mirage.
Maybe should we start learning other maps?
Yeah.
Okay.
What map should we try to learn?
It's great.
Inferno.
Newc.
Overpass.
No way.
Overpass.
Overpass.
A new fish.
No train.
Ancient.
No train.
Train.
Train.
Train's going out.
All right.
No train.
Fine.
No train.
Where's cash, man?
That's what I'm saying.
I wish I had a car.
That was a good man.
Do you guys have a V-Lar?
Yes.
Have you guys ever played Half-Life Alex?
No.
You've got to play it.
It makes me car sick.
No, I know, but that's because that games, like some games are not optimized for it.
But you've got to try it out. It's so crazy.
Why?
I mean, I've been just like, I plugged in my VR again.
And I just realized that it should be my life goal to get people to play this.
It's so amazing. Yeah, it's like it's like a Disneyland ride in your room.
It's incredible.
I agree, you know what I like to do,
I haven't done this in years, but when you put it,
you go Google Earth in your VR with friends,
and then you all put your home addresses inside of the Google Earth,
and then you take your friends around your neighborhood.
Oh, I like on a walk.
Yeah, I did that with all my friends, neighborhoods,
and they're all like, whoa, and they're allowed to stand in front
of their house in VR, and it felt like,
Oh, right, that's cool.
That's kind of cute.
Yeah, so I feel like we live in the same apartment.
Yeah, but like if you drop me in front of your Washington home, right?
Like I feel like we're close.
Oh, this is where you, like, we live through up.
Where I grew up.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, I got show you where you're taught the right.
No snakes.
Yeah, as you can show me a park.
You can show me your square almost died.
But that too.
Yeah.
Oh, wait that'd be sick.
Okay, guys.
Okay, guys, this is day zero.
I don't know.
The counter-faker line.
Frank, extravaganza.
Yeah, so I'd recommend, as a good coach to reach out to.
Uh, well, you can reach out to Flom, Terri.
Flom, Terri, Terri, Terri, Terri, Terri, Terri,
Terri, Terri, Terri, Terri, Terri, Terri,
Terri is about the same skill level as I am.
Hey, we all want to be that's so sad.
Oh wait, they're out there and I.
Okay, they're in.
Yeah, one's inside firebox.
Just one.
They're flashing the-
They're flashing the-
Yeah, I got him.
They're planning B, planning B, planning B.
Hey, that's crazy.
I think you can fuse.
You're good.
Here we go.
Nice job.
Nice job.
You're free.
Wow, that was weird.
Weird split.
Okay.
Okay.
Good job.
Wait.
Wow.
Don't.
Don't.
So surprised. Okay, Leslie, I have been practicing. We have it. I'm not kidding. Like I saw a couple rounds of you guys playing it was like
Unrecognizable
Oh
Like it was good. Oh, I'm not trying to answer you
I can't do that. So I'm my I'm in a calibration period, but I'm gonna do my best. Okay
Oh, yeah
Not in yet
You can sit on I got absolutely fucked. That was crazy
They left for what oh
Just one guy there's an M4 down. Oh
You probably grabbed it
coming oh you think they're planting a I'm not sure just keep playing your sights
I might have rotated all the way from I did
for a little familiar yeah I'm here no one's here yet
I'm falling asleep.
Patience patience.
I don't have any more.
I don't have any more.
I don't have any more.
I don't have any more.
I don't have any more.
What do you say?
Be.
Hey.
They got to be mid.
Never mind.
They got to be a.
One default.
Last guy.
Last guy.
Nice.
You too.
You got this.
You know what you mean?
You're a good girl, oh, oh.
You're a good girl.
You're a good girl.
You're a good girl.
Wait, wait, he's dead.
You got it?
You got dead.
But how do you diffuse?
E, E, E, E, E!
So no, no, I was pressing four from my arms.
I'm going to, I'm going to install that a little for the rest of the year.
How are you?
Where?
Yeah!
Where did I load that song?
Good job.
Good job.
And wait that guy
Maybe I smoke that one's top mid
the
top mid window
top mid
what's up it
nice
they're in
pushing pushing pushing
it's he's named after
oh I'm not seeing
oh my lambda
okay okay it's fine
good
what's on me yeah yeah yeah they're really good
You think they're good? Yeah, they are.
Go. Go!
Huh? What's going on?
Are you really not making for Counter Strike?
Round three. Round three.
Squeaks. I'm just saying.
No, no, I'm trying my hardest, they're good. Real.
Okay, um, pop it in Molly cat.
I heard a, I heard a. I also hear apps.
I'll pay it, I'll pay.
I'm not up yet, but...
What is that?
What is that, man?
Oh! Connector!
Oh! Fire!
No!
Oh, it's okay.
Monty Mouse, she's right in a restaurant.
Oh, this one!
all right I think we are safe yeah we safe
oh say then saving saving saving saving but on to two hey
fine okay oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah with the buy down that far
They're talking in.
One A-Ramp.
A-Ramp, A-Ramp, A-Ramp.
Oh, okay.
Oh, wait, try it, I thought I needed.
Just speak.
I'm not sure if I can do it.
This is really awkward.
MP5.
I don't know where I died from to be honest.
Interesting.
Here we are.
Ray is going to be stuck under about.
Do you make dead?
Here's everyone around.
Let's see.
Oh, he's got to see.
I'm cheating, right?
Okay, I have a hunch folks that they're watching this they are not they are cheating
Wait really? Yes, really. They're not that good. That was a name
When I'm bottom of the phone. Oh, okay. Okay. You think you're ain't body
No, he's just getting sick on okay, genuinely
All right, no, no, no, let's play
I think my trust factor is low.
This guy.
That would make sense.
The way that he's beginning kills on us,
I'm just so quick, you know?
I think everyone else is probably here.
I think everyone else is probably here.
For me, let's go. Let's go. Let's go.
Wait, Ranking Kill Easy.
I don't have it. It's okay. It's okay. That's I didn't mean that guy's not eating no
Oh, he's not!
Easy, how open?
What's happening?
I don't know what's going on, why is he spraying like that?
It's really weird and uncomfortable.
They're both there, they're both there.
He's not cheating. I just feel the research you'd actually not cheating.
I'm just bad.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
You're warming up.
Your, you're warming up.
No, no.
I'm so f***ing stupid.
I'm mad cause I'm bad.
What's your crap?
And that's relatable.
No, I'm never playing this game again.
I'm going valenta.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, go on.
Oh, my god, my sacred valenta.
Era would be crazy.
I would ma'n raise a nebry comb.
I'm going back to Mario 64.
You guys should start speedrunning Mario 64.
Really?
I'm down.
It's fun.
I do want to try it.
Yeah, it's super accessible too.
You can do 16 star.
That's how I started.
Oh, hey.
I thought we were going to win.
Nope.
We're going to win.
until when we're just down two rounds.
We got this, we got a secret weapon on our team.
Who is that?
Really?
Yeah.
Oh, absolutely.
Soon.
All right.
I'm guaranteed, I'm going to help for us this round.
Darench eat.
I'm good for one.
Mmm.
Nice.
Nice.
They're meant.
I
Man, it's too too too too mad
Wow, oh, oh I have an op GG we lose
I'm offing.
There in B.
Do you both of them?
Just one.
Just.
I don't know where though.
They don't have a world tour.
I'm dead.
Yeah.
Last guy, I don't know.
Oh, brother.
Maybe he was a short.
Could be on site. He's gonna connect their connect their going. I look like
Yep smoking a
Hey, you jungle
Still jungle. I think they'll cat cat. B-B-B-B-B-B-B
I'm scared I'm gonna mute enemy team true okay what would you say lastly oh
nothing you said you're playing absolutely Blake no you're doing as good as I am
Yeah, but what do you mean first day game of the day
I think I'm playing quite well
I don't have any player
This is my new walk my caps one area. Okay, yeah, he's danked or in North
But I have too much too much too much too much a muscle memory
So, I changed it because I would rather not have to reach so far to hit my piggystart
to cramp on my left hand.
That's after we've done two months or all the time from F-slur.
I've been.
people want to know if Lennon was kicked out of S. Lennon. He wants to make the freaking break.
Try out their knocking though.
Whoa!
Break it through!
She's not ready now.
Yeah, we're so bad.
We are so freaking back.
We're so bad.
Wait, without Lennon, we're just FSR.
Yeah, we saw
Or
What's the
Lucifer
We're so far Lucifer
L.A. R.A. L.A. L.A. L.A. L.A.
I said
I'm dead. It's behind me as I need.
Nope
Mid squad it mid completely empty could be out a ramp quite a few a quite a few a okay
Ooh an off
Or top mid one guy oh
My god once on bell
Nice good flank I
Think it might be on site now. No. Oh, I guess they're not
I'm not.
I'm not!
I'm not!
I was just my fault.
Oh, I'm lost.
You lied to me.
He's in the room behind you.
For the last time.
Once a rainblast guy.
I lost my rain.
Last guy.
Now the pass guy died.
That's time to wash my hands.
There's to keep.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
After all of my ladder training today,
can't go up a ladder. Oh, yeah, you were doing like a only
health game. I can't go up the ladder, but I can do ladder tricks.
You need to tricks on it. I literally doing tricks on it, not kidding. All this morning,
KZ!
Oh no, we're gonna lose around.
It's all my fault too.
It's okay.
No, it's not.
Double you were in your voice. I can hear it.
What do you mean? No!
Yes, I know it's not. It's a team game.
What?
She gave her alcohol in your size.
You gave me an usual comms.
Wait, what do you mean?
Oh, oh.
Palace.
Because you pushed Palace.
You pushed Palace.
And then he came out.
He came out a ramp and I said he's Balk.
But I didn't realize he was going to run into Balk to Palace.
Oh my god.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
He doesn't even have a diffuse pit.
And he's dead.
Nice try.
NC.
Okay, now I'm going to come alive.
You haven't heard one said it. Oh, no no. No, he's in a silly goofy mood. I'm not feeling goofy nor silly
What are you doing now? I'm feeling locked the fuck in
Oh
I gosh
Windows fully smoked off. Hey, Ram. Oh my god. What?
Two on stairs are like a connector area.
But not connected there.
Oh, that's true. I'm lucky. Yes, I got a kill.
Oh, that's true.
That's true.
Oopsies.
How come I'm always broke?
I know I keep buying too. We should save.
Okay. I'm gonna save one.
You can buy down to like 2K that will make you guaranteed the binary.
Sure.
Yeah.
I thought I did that last time and it didn't work for me.
Oh, big snow say.
Oh, my god.
bombsite bombsite one guy on mid he's talking by seeing their insight
retreat in a new triple
They're in a.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
We have no guns.
We have no guns.
Okay, let's get safe.
Fine.
Okay.
Huge.
Now we win.
I'm two in ten.
I'm in crazy.
I'm three in ten.
I'm stuck in silver my body's bottom left this whole time. Yeah, we're in the
Tass, your money is huge. I can't trust for me.
It's gonna be.
Or uh, maybe not.
Nice.
What is happening? Where are they?
I heard some apartments, but I don't see him anymore.
Oh, then he could go underpass. No, but our guys underpass.
Oh, I didn't drop. Oh, that's our guy. What?
a ramp
a ramp
a
a
a
I'm getting free. I'm patient. I'm in my head.
I want the killer. No, no, he's all the way around.
He could go around. Okay. I need you. I'm going to hold this and you guys have to have to show.
Have to tell me if he's going around. He could go palace now, but I doubt it. I'm going to get you a better place. I play CT.
He could just stay with me tonight. Oh, shit. I'm scared now.
That's a nice spot.
Or see me this.
Oh, here.
A-Ram.
Oh, A-Ram.
Oh, A-Ram.
Oh, A-Ram.
Oh, A-Ram.
Not.
Not.
Good job.
Oh, what is happening?
He was running.
I don't understand.
He's so good against me.
I don't know either.
Um, this entire top of me, I've played.
If you look, look at the buy menu top right house is next round minimum.
Yeah, I thought you needed to have a certain next round minimum to be able to buy.
I never knew money was bottom left.
Wait, what?
I, I, yeah, I have the same as you.
Yeah, bottom left.
If you have 2k bottom left and you can buy full next round.
Is that crazy?
Is that real?
Wait.
Is that true?
I'm gonna plant. I'm gonna plant.
Planting the bomb.
What is a jungle jungle jungle jungle jungle jungle?
I'm a wild flower.
Maru.
Settled you no breaks on this car.
Guys, please kill him.
I'll think I'm way big be
I'm pushing them. I'm throwing. Hey, Ram. Good job, bro. Wait, we had a good round.
I didn't even get a red one. Good job.
Yeah.
Okay, I'm gonna practice my mid-smokes.
Oh, you know, mid-smokes? What the fuck?
Yeah, as we go.
Okay, let me know if this is this.
Oh, I want this one.
Oh, that's fine. I'll go check it.
One CT.
Lapside CT.
Can you run to site?
You have bomb.
One connector.
Connector connector.
Yes
Nice
Insight now yeah triple oh oh
How is he cool?
I'm going to hit him.
Whoa!
I am stealing with rage.
I'm stealing. I'm warning you.
I'm gonna say something really bad.
I'm excited to meet the real you.
That's the real me.
Though absolute unfeathered rage.
Oh, I'm not gonna say anything about that.
Pfft
Triple
What what a die from
Cat cat cat
I shot wow he's right there cat that cat done cat that
okay good round I am orange and I may be actually
what I'm catching up I'm going be underpass and I'm gonna go man call me big
V. You called right orange wait this guy the guy with a punch
I mean he wasn't wrong. I should have
But I thought it was a push out
There's a terrible flash
Once up cat
Up cat what's up
One's window.
Window, dad.
Cat, cat, cat.
This is too horrifying.
I'm going to die.
I'm taking this to be.
Good play
Good job
That was a good alert. Yeah, but he was at a he could be market market market market market market market market market market market market market market market
Oh shit
I hear
Okay
Sure it last got sure cat cat cat
Nice
It's falling, it's falling, it's falling.
Good job.
You know.
That was good.
Oh, yes.
I'm gonna go Palace.
Oh, you can have it. Yeah, no problem.
Palace, okay.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Or should I take bomb?
Oh, I know a line up for this.
I learned this.
Was it a regular drunk or a drunk room?
I think this should hit.
One's a lot of sniping.
Oh, it's gonna have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to.
Connector and auto sniper somewhere CT.
Oh, nice try. We got it. Who's he can need to rot me?
I can drop. When you want to. Thank you. Okay. I
Then ready, do you know when no smoke man?
Yeah, I do check this out. Oh perfect. Well, it has a 50 50 chance to hit. No, I trust you
Okay, we got this
You get my wrong. I mean, I'm gonna go underpass again
What's that? I don't think that hit. Oh
Once you see it in that smoke once probably palace by the way
Insane. Oh my god. Where the fuck did he come from?
Oh
There
Oh, I just got wins with he's got skins
Wait, foos will you have a new AK is gun?
I bought it a couple days ago
pretty huh. Wait how much? $1,000, but I actually paid $3,000. That's why I
scanned because I couldn't take a through twice a year.
I mean, crypto and it's never coming back. That's why I have a gun, my
chatting, ask about Bruce Lee's AK skin. I just don't talk about it, man.
Oh, that is just, yeah, I sent it. Wait, this crypto is not a good idea. I
I think it'll be fun.
Classic.
This guy wins by the first.
Sure, 100%.
He's moving a little slow.
Yes, fine.
Taking his time.
10 seconds.
10 seconds.
Please.
I think this a little too slow.
Yeah.
What?
This air guy isn't saying.
No.
Insane.
Yeah, for sure.
No.
I think they're entire team isn't saying.
I think everyone on my team is insane, they're insane, and I'm going insane.
I'm so insanely bad.
Well, you're doing well.
No, I'm not!
Yeah, not really.
It's okay, sweet.
Oh, wait, thanks.
Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't.
One CT, fuck this.
Why?
I'm scared because we're all here and they could be up mid.
That's true.
Unless we're hitting it.
This guy and I are going mid.
I leave too.
I'm insane, you're insane.
We're all insane.
He's ladder ladder now I can't go be by myself ladder. I didn't ladder cat. I'm coming. I'm slow
Right, Ray you're insane. What the hell? Oh, yes me up
Only talk down to me. Where's our flight last guy is sure it's in apartment
In apartment, what team are we on?
Oh, do we need a plan?
Yes, we got it.
Nice, let's leave.
Draw!
There we go.
I don't know.
I don't know.
We got to work on the side awareness.
Oh, no.
You know what, maybe you should be in charge of planting,
so you get used to it.
Yeah, I'll give you bomb.
Okay.
Good way to be like generally aware is to keep checking
or radar at top of that.
I do.
Is your radar like super zoomed in yeah, oh, yeah, you should zoom it out a bit
Oh, I'll show you just so you can see the whole map
Once on-bout
That's him. That's him
Once up
What do we want to take once palace? I'm sorry not palace
Jungle let's wait for these mid guys to make a play
I'm going to go.
Wait, wait.
I don't work your way to connect, though, if you can.
Yes, sir.
Where are the?
One's jungle for sure.
Oh, god, it was so awkward.
Nice.
What?
I'm gonna I'm just gonna smoke middle. Say it can you just plant it?
Yeah, plant it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's good.
Good plant.
Ooh.
Oh, what is jungle? Oh, let's let you my jump you.
One second, it is?
Last guy CT.
I'm on my mind.
He's not even on my mind.
Did you see him?
On my screen.
I'm T.
Where was he?
The last guy?
Yeah.
He was hiding on stairs.
Also, what's the ticket booth?
Think of the place in CT
Like there's a big like little like booth like a ticket booth right in CT left side
I'm gonna save for next. Oh
Am I the only one? No our teammates bot. I bought with them. Oh
Oh, okay, I'll buy them.
Can you be able to pick up with them?
Oh, one's hopping mid-windle.
Okay, maybe we can work here.
Yeah.
Oh wait, this has underpass. Okay, hold on. Maybe it makes a play.
Okay, one is on me.
Okay.
Here's on me.
Here's here.
Oh, I miss my smoke.
Left side window hurt.
He's left side.
Oh my god. There's one flanking us.
Right side. Right side window.
Oh my god, he's going to die.
Oh, look at it gun.
Did he dead? Did the window back?
Has one on the bomb.
No, we're no guys still there.
No way, okay.
the
nice try
ninety six and three
all my fucking dad
what the fuck way who's ninety six me I am three times window can kill him
Let's fly, let's fly. I'm flashing out, eh.
Okay, let's see maybe a fast little fast rushy. Who?
Go, go, go, go.
Nice.
Go one, one, jungle, one, jungle.
One, guys, pick a blue?
Are you having a bomb? Oh, one CT.
We're taking so...
the
connect a stairs
down
okay, the problem with that run is we took a little too long like we have
site for a long time
and
we got to get that bomb planted
okay
on the potentially the last run
yeah we have to buy
I'm going to go underpass. I'll try to kill these guys mid.
I'm scared to move.
That's the next one.
Connector with hop.
I got to get back out there, we got to get back out there.
Because I was not warm for the first half of that.
I was switching my hop keys and stuff.
OK, I played terribly.
Ray, you played pretty good.
My feedback would, however, would be trying to work with the team more.
And then, fluently, I think my feedback would be trying
to be more aware of the map.
OK.
I think that was a good game though.
You guys played something?
You guys played it totally great.
Okay, I will be, I'll check the map every five seconds.
Well not every five seconds.
Oh, I'm muted.
I actually think looking at the map often
to see where everyone's looking.
Yeah.
I think they'll feed back for you, squeak.
Yes, please.
You know.
You know, hit your shots, man.
I wasn't the first half of the first half.
First half, first half of the first half was tough.
First half was tough.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I have no excuse.
I think that's good feedback.
I'll take that feedback, and I'll try to be better.
Okay.
I will play with a team more.
Yeah.
Because like, you'll get a lot of kills, like, of people rotating.
And that's super helpful.
But sometimes like, you'll be at B.
We won't go in there.
We won't go in there.
We won't go in there.
Sometimes.
Yeah.
Okay.
But it's good.
You guys play really well.
But you give me radar settings.
Yeah, just type in CL raid underscore radar underscore scale and put it at like point something
I point oh my god. It's inferno. Oh, I haven't played this map since we did the
the 5v5 month extravaganza. Okay, don't worry. This is a good one to learn. I feel like this is this is the map there.
This is a good map.
I did like this map.
Yeah, it actually does require a lot of detail, but...
So does Mirage.
In my opinion.
Warm up God.
Oh God, Dad!
It's not in Trevor.
name equal trapper good we don't have someone with the Nazi name on our team
W already ready ahead let's break it go
What do you guys like to leave in the death penalty? Oh sorry what was that?
Oh for sure
Some people should die some people should die. I think yeah I think so too died
Okay here we go
Where are they?
Watch your B
Beep, beep, banana. Beep, banana.
Fast, beep, fast, beer, what?
Nice, Boozy!
Yeah! Oh my god, he's uh...
Get him, get him!
Get him, go, let's be dry!
Get you!
Are you serious?
Are you serious?
Wait, are you serious?
Wait, are you serious?
Where?
Excuse me.
Do you just finished your sightings saying go get that?
Wait, you...
Why don't you ever get ages by the way?
Whatever.
I don't think I've gone in an asian's 2016. I got mine
He's petty not petty 2016. I don't get asian
That was a good round you're gonna do it again. You're gonna do it again. You're iron you are
Where are they? Cons all made all made going hosh side a side okay, I hear them huls
I hear them fall still all
I'm close to me
Yeah, I'm a
I think we should just run them down
Where's this brother? Oh, he's been spawned
Good keep give up. No, no, he's here
Now I'm pissed.
Oh shit.
Wow.
Now I'm freaking pissed.
Maybe I would not want to last three.
You think I got scary when I'm mad?
Yes.
Really?
I don't think I've ever been mad.
I've been mad at a long time.
I want to see you mad, mad.
I don't get mad.
I get even.
one
one
one
of
They're pushing, they're pushing B, they're smoked y'all, but they're probably going to push out.
Okay, they're not pushing through yet.
They're still banana.
banana
maybe they've retreated
they went a for sure they're probably mid
oh you're librarian
Mid. Nice. On site. I'm down there mid. I'm here looking at library.
I'm back.
Flyberry nice. On site. I taught me it as well. I'm raising library nice.
P.C. lag.
That was a really good time.
God, it's back.
Dude, that's freaking suck.
We wouldn't want that if I was aware in a live.
Oh, no.
Get trying to try to try to try.
Sorry.
Sorry.
I'm coming here.
No.
I couldn't hear anything.
My mic.
My everything.
My roadcaster broke.
Okay.
You both.
Oh, you guys are working?
Oh.
No, no, no.
I was alive.
Oh, yeah.
I thought you couldn't hear it.
I couldn't hear it.
I couldn't hear it again.
Wait, what is our roadcaster?
It's the mixer audio mixer and it just like shuts off randomly and so it makes us like can't hear
Is quiet triple bead with a is also quiet
Was that mean this guy's pinging? I don't know it could be in their be but yeah, what the first time I heard someone yeah, bombing
There are so many on B.
They're all on site.
Yeah.
Nice.
Once charged by the way.
Oh on top of first oranges top left
Yeah, that's that's a second oranges and first oranges the ones closer to you as first oranges
Yeah, nothing to do that that's a really good push mid by the like a job
Yeah, this is a let's say maybe they'll come be the again and we'll have three there
Let's just push
I've made up made up made one. Yeah, we can sleep push them
Once they'll top mid
I think they might know we're hitting pushing. Going back.
Oh, I got it to save.
that's
that's
okay
what do we need
we need to hold the window utility we need a whole
be
I can guarantee they are not coming to come through be
deal
with the hold I have they're not going to plant me.
If they're coming be like you can smoke or molly and if you molly them,
then we can rotate like really quick and as long as we have numbers,
like the the worst thing we can do is like to die really okay.
Pay molly.
They will check that Leslie that corner.
I will be ready for them to check.
I'm dead.
I'm coming out coming out.
Oh, you get on that box from that side.
Two more in sight, once heard.
Oh my god, this guy's crossing, that's a recoil in avaloo, this is crazy.
Oh, it died, what the hell?
Yeah, it's insane looking.
Why would you do that?
Some people like it.
So you like follow it or something?
Yeah.
What?
No.
People, people square by it, I don't like it though.
Hmm. I'm judged to you.
I'm broke again.
Yeah, I don't want to say I told you so.
Okay. Yeah.
But then don't.
I'm thinking it really hard though.
Just right now.
Okay. This one I will not hide in my mouth
and they are not making it be no matter what.
Oh, it's a...
And a...
Or...
one
one mid, it sounds like he's going back to be
one
there was one A
I think he is going back to be
mid, mid, mid, mid, mid
oh
I mean I'll play now
okay
they're out there
Two
Two in sight
I mean on a yeah, I keep coming in
Well, that was our that was our safe round
I'll hold it down B.
Nice.
I mean, in these pugs, I don't really know.
It just switches off.
I would say all the maps are teased out, honestly.
That's my hot take.
I'm in the window room.
Oh, uh, got.
one more in Halls
oh last guy pit nice round
oh so good that was so good
Good job.
Okay.
Wait, does this spot count as a pug?
This is a pug.
What's a pug?
Public in.
Matchmaking doesn't count as a pug.
What do you mean?
Pug?
This is a pug.
Pug?
Pug?
Pug?
Pug?
Pug?
Pug?
Pug?
I always call matchmaking pug.
Like a
Who game?
I remember looking for a Pugs and IRC. Yeah, if it's not a oh, up, man
Once close
I'm a man.
That was good.
So, I think I've been an animal walking up a banana.
How many? How many? How many?
One guy.
He's a decent person.
Are they both there?
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
Two.
Two.
Two.
Oh, there be, be, be, be.
Bonset.
Oh, wow.
Hi.
It's good hold. Yeah, that was really good. Thank you so much
No, no, you can hop up up up up. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, of course
Oh, then don't off. This is day zero. You guys can do it
Well, you guys know I'm honest, right like you guys both have honestly gotten way better than last time I played. I'm not kidding
You're not kidding. We know you're honest. I won't lie. I won't be lying. I won't talk to you.
I won't. He needs it.
Not mid.
Thank you, dude.
Help. Help where?
Oh, there was one apartment.
Okay, I'm working on the apartment there is one apartment he thinks yeah, I'm everything
Well, they go on oh
Oh, I thought you were yellow. Oh, no
Not me
He's in sight last guy inside nice. Good job
That was good
I'm orange and I'm on good.
Oh shit, you are.
Have you ever been yellow?
I mean, my whole house.
I am on good news.
I am on good news.
I am on good news.
Oh, you're orange? Wait, I'm pretty sure.
You're had to be the game where you were the orange character.
Or yeah, I'm on good news.
I'm on good news.
I mean, I guess when horns you're taking I go for you. Oh my god, I didn't have a good spawn
Okay, it's okay. I don't know what that all means
How are we how we they're saving by the way really?
No, no, no
Insight inside inside coming coming
Hold inside I think oh you have a you to oh
I see that's me saying I should use it. They're both inside
I fly to your flashlight on site on site.
Oh, nice. Nice. Good job. That's everyone.
Huge eggs please.
Good job.
All right.
I want to.
Okay, we're climbing.
I mean, I need a scream less more comms less screaming.
Thank you.
What's the best way we can improve our comms sweep?
You always say a number, so like a lot of times let's say you'll say bbb, but how many are b like to be like so if you say 2b 3b or 1b, it helps a lot if we're in a play
Nice kill
Now it's mid bottom of an active one died
Oh
Bottom and I killed two guys
Wait, I'm gonna do something what you stupid
One's boiler
Oh my god, one is a
boiler boiler boiler, yeah, you can't listen
Oh, yeah two minutes, one's close topped
I'm not the only smurf, like I've realized by playing like it's hard to be new to counter-strike,
because of these fuckers who are playing this game.
It's basically like everyone is right completely different.
Like me, I'm the problem.
I've realized.
So like when you guys say you're stuck in low elo hell,
I completely get it.
like this guy
he's not dead
Wow
Nice
I was distracting, surely
Wait, you know what I realized guys?
Yes
In these games
there are so many people smurfing, it's crazy
It's so hard to learn counter strike because of that feeling
So what's the best way
I don't know. I mean, this is the best way, but I just really like these guys are not bad
Like they're not awful, you know, they're pretty good. Yeah, like our team bear team like
Yeah, what's up?
Yeah, you're smart things to know. I know I'm smurfing too. I'm an asshole
Oh, I see it's crazy
But it must be it's hard to be in need of counter strike
That's our really good flat. Oh
Oh, he did go back library
Nice
That was like maybe he would and then he did.
Right, that was a really good push to the guy top mid,
because bomb wasn't down yet,
so he just didn't think he had to check behind them.
It was good.
Thank you, thank you so much.
Very good, very good.
Very good.
Very good.
Thank you.
I'm buying an AK and no armor.
If I had a journal, I'd write about all the compliments
you gave me in CS.
Right.
But I don't journal.
Okay, here we go.
Yeah.
No, I don't.
Get bored the second day.
Third day if I'm lucky.
They're not, they ain't even in, huh?
Oh my god, let's just go, let's just go.
I'm blind.
Take my skin, wait, take my skin.
I can't protect you've done.
Thank you.
I should've thrown it off the map.
Oh my god, that's a bad.
What?
Three all friends say, all friends say it.
Oh, brother.
I threw.
No, I threw.
I was in the open.
What is that sound?
What's that?
I heard a cow.
It's like a clicking sound. It's so loud.
They're bomb getting diffused. No, no.
There's like a hand click. Oh, is it my fucking old face? I'm eating it. Hey, you okay?
You came in. No, I hear a click. A click.
Didn't hear your head. It might be in my head. I'm going crazy here.
We're saving, right?
Oh, yeah, yeah, we're saving. It's okay, how did I not die? I feel like I've
I forgot him.
I forgot him.
He, uh, there's one left and right in the lead.
That's the box.
We have bomb here.
No, it's a little horrible.
What? Oh, I'm trying to...
Orange, orange too, and right side.
First orange is.
First orange is.
And CT.
I'm trying.
Oh, wow.
Oh, the way he just put my next net.
Okay, good save.
Yeah, it was a great save.
What does this say?
I'm gonna molly car.
With the click is my timer,
and it's almost up someone just said,
mods?
That's scary.
That's so scary.
How ominous.
Oh
What is happening? What a shot. That was great. What the fuck?
And again, then again
All right, so now they know we're here. You have to either make a player back up. Oh, right. Oh, what's the other way around rotate?
What?
So like that guy who is construction or school, he wouldn't have been there if you guys just went in faster.
Okay, what's construction in what school?
Uh, the back.
Oh, the back of it.
The site, the guy who is with an operas, whatever.
Okay, okay, so we just have to go.
Yeah, like if you, if we get an entry, we can either go at really quick or we can completely back off.
Like standing banana and making noise the problem is they're all gonna rotate so it's like they're rotating
The more time you take the harder it's gonna
They smoke and they're the molly banana
Naked. Oh, I got let's see if they do something
Left side mid
Okay, he's off in one offing from banana. Oh, sorry nice so that let's take it. Let's take it. Let's take it. Let's take it.
Go banana. Go banana. Go banana. Go beat.
See, I'm no good.
Okay, last guys CT.
Nice.
Good job.
But you see how like there was less people.
Nice.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Good job.
But you see how like there was less people we could take it if we ran together
I'm getting it
Wait, I like learning any map. I feel like this is good. We should play more new maps. Yeah, it's fun
I'm learning the call-ups too
I'm not my banana again
Okay
Oh
Oh no
Oh no!
Nice!
Oh!
Our bomb!
Okay, okay, we need to make a move.
Oh, we need to grab that bomb.
Okay, okay, okay.
Oh, that's my bad idea.
I think I haven't deleted a hanner scenes.
Oh yeah, have on.
Damn.
There's another one.
There we go.
One V1.
What are the chances?
Oh!
Wow!
That guy's happy.
He literally had it.
So close.
So weak and close.
That's a deal, there folks.
That's a tilt there.
Oh God. Also, what's the look of this fixation with banana?
Oh, like why do we always go? Let's go. Let's not go.
Yeah, let's go. Let's go. Let's go.
What's OG?
No, no, we'll follow OG.
Oh, okay.
Our teammate purple has LeBomba.
the
We're gonna go out holy shit. They're on site
Let's hide
That's too rare.
The Molly bounce off your shoulders, I've never seen that.
It bounced off your shoulders to mid.
Yeah, it's so funny.
What the fight is that?
It's a rotate when we're not pushing the.
And it's not pushing the.
So you take the hand control like.
Yeah, I mean, the thing is is like the map is one based off of fighting for either
either mid or banana.
I'd...
mid or banana.
Like, our draft control.
Oh, we just need gloves. I'd mid, left side mid.
Okay.
I'm not seeing a flash, I see.
This is where I made stress to push, but let's go, let's go, let's go, let's take.
Probably say, so now we go get away, yeah, back to you, back to you, back to you!
Thank you, wet bones.
Guys, gosh, I had rules.
It's the perfect game.
Sorry.
I know it.
Can I come here?
For me, there should be back up today.
Or tomorrow at the latest.
What? Library?
Oh, we went all the way around.
Oh wait a minute.
Ohhhh, nice try.
Noo!
Oh!
Noo!
Oh!
Woppwopp!
Woppwopp!
Woppwoppwopp!
Woppwoppwopp!
Woppwopp!
Uhh, let's go hos.
We made it out hos like a few rounds ago.
Hos hos.
Hos hos.
A-hols, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like apartments?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
I didn't call.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
There's already two.
Whoa.
Sorry.
He's pushing.
There.
Between Archie and Library, one guy.
Or Modo.
Nice.
I mean, I do the first one.
That's right.
Oh, yeah, I know
Got it
Chatters are so fickle aren't they see like one good round they're like oh my god, you're the best you're so good
And then one round you don't do well and they're like, this is dog shit
You it's a thing guys
My check covers their eyes when I throw a smoke grenade along on accident. Oh, I do
I didn't teach them
I close my eyes for that jump
Yeah, close my real life eyes.
Oh, he's close to you, right?
Nice kill.
One stop. Nice nice.
Oh my god, big V.
Okay, let's get the plant down.
Well, if any idea where they might be
Hit oh oh
Oh, he's trying it around
We win this
Good round round round. Put that in your diary.
Oh, my imaginary diary.
I got a nice round in the afternoon.
Wait, who's that a good round two round one?
It was almost an ace, wasn't it?
But you know Leslie takes a photo every day.
I do. You can take a photo of the almost ace today.
One second, I'll take a photo right now.
But are you gonna like make one of those videos?
No, it's just for myself.
I guess maybe 10 years in the future would be kind of fun.
Or like...
Three years of journaling straight.
I'm making sound and shit.
Okay, now they think we're going to be, right?
So she didn't wait.
No, no, no, they thought we're going in.
Oh, shit.
They know where deep all they know where deep all.
I have one smoke.
Here I'll smoke.
Oh, there's another one
I got an A pick
One more A one more A one more A one more one more B one more B one more B
First one
Oh, it's clear. Thank you. It's clear. It's clear. Okay, plant down plant down
All right, one may come from banana. Okay. I'm gonna go coffin
I hear it.
Coffee.
Oh, nice.
He crossed it.
Oh, wow.
Good.
Wow.
You guys are pros and taking B now.
Can I get a draw?
Unrelated.
No, no, come on.
Someone else picked it up.
Thank you.
Man, that's when you need some. No, no, no, you compliment compliment comma and
Like I know you guys think I'm that much of a thing in the living I'm a crappy guy
I'm gonna have this guys up mid. I love them
Wait, he's just inside
I didn't clear anything.
Okay, you don't need to.
They're for sure pushing, but then...
We're flashing.
Oh, two top med.
I'm flashing.
I'm flashing again.
If everyone's disoriented, they can't get us.
Wait true
You got our wrong we're planted. Yeah
Last guy and say not on it. Last guy is on second on the bottom. Not a bum
We did it
Good job
No, that was a new map for you guys new map. We have played this map before. Like for us
three, you know for for for
FSR, you know, wait, I'll keep the record. You know what? We're one month at a
One or two, okay
Well, team surf is so much more wholesome than FSR. Yeah, I wonder why that I wonder why common denominator
The common denominator, the new map just like so we make sure we're good, like new for something or is that like, oh, I dusted a new because like
We got to learn them or excuse you could teach us into math like ancient or fucking I don't know ancient
I literally don't know ancient. I think you have everything
You have everything for faster queue. Yeah, you know what you're right. I'm even gonna the only one I'll take out is trained wait
Well, per me is still gone. Yeah, it's pretty unact this so yeah, we won't be able to play it for me
Yeah, we want to. You need a competitive lens. No, no, no, 10 wins. Yes, so it'd just be competitive lens. Right. Yeah, 10 wins.
Alright, just making that up. Yes, it would be playing this more. Oh, 10 premier wins for a ring.
I see I see I see yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, we need 10 premiere wins and
Bad if like I never gave someone their Christmas present put the neighbors chocolate in it and I really want to chocolate now
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, I could that one
Because they never knew that they're getting the chocolate. So I think that's real is hell and I could like buy it again before
I was gonna give it to them. That's real. No, I think that's fair. All right. I'm gonna grab it
Wait, let's look, oh, I mean, you haven't done it yet, so maybe.
No, no, no, I say give in for sure, that's like right today.
I saw a couple break up at the coffee shop today.
There's a best day of my life.
It was awesome, there was like the best day of your life.
Yeah, there were like genuinely, like yelling a little.
It was amazing.
Is that crazy?
No, no, that's valid.
I know.
You were rooting for them because they'll be happier in the future without each other.
No, no, I want their demise.
No, I don't want their demise. I just like the drama the drama the drama of a couple fighting
Oh my god, I walk into the I walk into the problem shop and I hear and I hear you know what your problem is
It was amazing
Like don't you want to know more I mean
It was impressive. You like you'd be a survivor. I love survivor
there.
There's going to be or I was wondering.
One in a.
What's it called outside?
I don't know.
Inside.
Take it.
Go secret.
I'm just going to drop.
Inside to the market.
Right.
Thor.
Could be the.
They left.
Outside now.
Maybe.
One.
Oh.
Oh.
He gone.
That man dead and gone.
I'm reloading.
I'm down.
We got the bomb.
and what one in a
uh, I don't know this call, but after we came now, what one is this one?
Many, many, many, many.
One day, cause squeaks, squawk yesterday, and I really liked it.
Squawk?
Squawk.
That's like a bird.
Squawk?
Wait, you're really good at that.
Squawk?
Yeah.
I can do it.
It could be your alter ego.
Oh, yeah, okay.
Maybe this account's name will be squawked the bird.
What? What? Not even a bird though, just what?
You guys don't like Monty Mouse, Cheese Raider?
I have to.
It's a good name!
Could be outside.
Could be inside.
Smoke outside.
Bomb down.
Outside.
One squeaky.
Nice.
Damn.
Yeah.
Nice.
Whoa, Kevin from Finance is popping off.
Whoa.
Kevin from Finance.
Wait, wait.
You find it.
It's using the call.
Ray, Ray, we worked at a bank too.
to. You have any investment advice for the folks at home?
Um, uh, always buy on the tip.
That's right. You know, I had a funny joke for my finance meetings, and it made
everyone laugh at it. I said, hey, boss, you know? You know, you know, you're supposed to
like, uh, buy low sell high. I'd say with weed stocks, you'd buy high and sell high.
And he's got a huge laugh in the office. Once you guys laugh at it.
Oh, okay, okay
Feel like
Kevin from financial like that one
Maybe he wants to cue
Really I would have liked it if I heard it, but you know what your focus. Oh my god was a just left to in
I don't even know lobby lobby
You're going towards a ramp
One more
Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck look at this cross here. This is what I'm talking about
It's a future full-screen crosshair cinema
What's your guys's favorite movie you've seen recently?
Really?
What about you I like them Frankenstein. Oh, you loved it. I'm like normal about my love for him
like he's like a you know yeah he's like a dream
one time one time or maybe more
I don't even know where to hold.
Grant.
Grant.
Okay.
I actually don't know where to hold either.
It's pissing me off.
You think they might be the OEM bomb?
Yeah, it's lower.
They're in the sewers.
Wait, they're printing.
Yeah, P-B-B. Yeah, P-B-B. Yeah, P-B-B-B.
What's in the smoke?
What's to the right?
He's on the left. Wait, can you run out?
On the ground, Leslie. Yeah, let me run out.
Wait, no, no. Wait, you want me to, like...
Oh, I'm not sure.
We love the stuff that should be in the house.
Oh, oh.
We bought that.
We bought that house.
We bought it.
I'm sorry.
I'm a crappy guy.
You said he won't be scared of the real me.
I am scared of a hate him.
Oh.
I don't mean it.
It's just not going to cry.
How did he get his won't stop by lobster so we're in the lead.
Thoughts?
We are in the lead.
oh ok i'm gonna buy this
okay, okay I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't!!!
lobby I think?
I'm maybe
Oh
I'm having too much of a good time.
Kevin for fine answers.
There's no such thing about I was having too much of a good time.
Yes, there is, and it's called drugs.
Seriously.
I want to go back to drugs.
Me? I've had it. You know I had an arrow.
I had an arrow. I had a real drug arrow.
Yeah, I had a real drug at what ever.
Yeah, same rule.
Yeah, I drank too much caffeine.
No.
Yeah, but like, come on, come on like the, where's the line?
It's on a real drug.
Like, so, man, to clear, I can grab it, it's, you're correct, but like, where are we going
It's gonna be a love visit drug like what's going on wait, what what what is considered a real drug. Oh
I'm talking like fuck it. Oh my shit. Horace
Shit my caffeine doesn't count
No, they're outside
Oh my god
That was me. I needed you by accident
In that room that I think
They're trying to come through trophy. They're trying to come through trophy. Yeah, bombs. Uh-up or
I don't know if I'm gonna be able to do that.
Right.
Lower.
Excuse me.
Upper.
Excuse me.
Upper.
Upper.
It's all good.
Just trying to get kills.
Nice.
Yeah.
No good for you.
Yeah.
you
ah
I suck
I actually so bad right now
I don't know what it is
I don't know what it is
Yeah, right when I get a
Whoa, whoa, whoa
What don't say that to my friend
Oh, wait that was so
That was
Shields
I'm saving by the way
What was that?
Well, yeah, let's see
I was really cute
Oh, he's all in Maddie.
Oh, Maddie.
Oh, I'm gonna take up the animation.
All right, here we go.
Enter above.
Yeah.
Quick.
Here it comes.
Look at this unwinding up.
Look at this, I'm winding up.
Ratside.
Lansing, what?
Lending low.
Lower, lower, lower, lower, lower, lower.
Oh.
Now, how do you get to lower?
What?
Found it.
I told you, once you get the animation, I got to do that too.
How do I end up doing the animation like that?
You have to get it.
You have to hit F and then find it.
I don't if it doesn't work for me.
It's a rare animation, and then once you got it, you hold that.
Okay, oh my, sir, find it.
Outside.
Yeah, go be.
Go be.
Get to go lower foosly from ramp.
Yeah.
Let's drop.
Because they're going to be.
Oh, they're wrapping up her.
Are you serious right now?
How do you get upstairs?
There's an event and there's an update events.
Hello?
Oh, this is tough.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Okay, I'll play outside.
Do I put aim when I'm on a ladder?
No, it doesn't work, it's a matter of-
You have to get off of it.
Oh.
Then it's bad.
Like is it terrible?
Like, can I still on the ladder?
Can I get one accurate headshot?
Or just-
No.
Like, zero is here.
Your eye could be just ran, okay.
I was a man's telling me for bionards.
They just worked outside.
One red.
Is that where it was?
I have all my mom.
All right.
Okay.
It was squeaky.
I'm not squeaky.
With mom.
Yeah.
Coming.
On it.
Yeah.
This door.
Okay.
Oh, squeaky door.
He's not heard something.
That might have been me.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
That might have been me. Oh, I know where you were. I was just gonna Molly and then I realized it was you and then I didn't Molly because I didn't want to throw things like that
Good out
Did he grab the gun?
Did you grab bomb?
No, I have bomb. I got a mic.
Nice. Nice.
Nice.
Woo!
We need to control them.
Monty Mouse Cheese Reader.
Good round.
Woo!
We got keep playing outside.
How did you guys meet?
Sorry?
Who?
You too?
Like was there first time?
Like you guys hung out?
I don't know.
I, you know, I don't know.
A lot of my first time with people because I could use it with watching their content.
Yes.
Do you know what I mean?
Parascial.
They're coming down the beach by the way, they're the top of that thing.
They're going to be.
Oh my god, I know. I remember when we met. I met both of you at the same time during Master Baker.
I can't be true.
Oh, the play together.
Do you guys know I introduced myself for the Christmas concert?
Wait, do you guys remember I introduced myself to you?
I said hi nice to meet you. I'm squeaks.
I do remember. I remember you were very kind. Respectful.
People don't really do that.
Hey, don't. Oh, like introduce themselves.
Not not. Not all the time. A lot of people expect you to kind of know who they are.
Really? I don't know.
I don't know. I don't know.
If you watch Mario's Peter running, yeah.
Just be hilarious.
No, you did.
We got off him.
Lots of noise.
They're ramps.
They're under feet, they want to be controlled, room.
That's on your left and one's in sight under you. Yeah
It's all good
I try and I said it's all good before
Well, you want to know why because you missed the shiny one
It's all good you're still in it that's what the all good was was it was a nice try
Oh, I thought you meant like oh, no I meant you still got this
If I want to go BS-bassy's possible right now, but no, don't read the chat this this person's an idiot like you guys are playing fine because we're holding ramp
You don't plan B site early on. He just has no idea what he's talking about. He's like the Mark fellow
ramp two ramp
I hate this map
Who's talking shit?
Come to my chat, bitch.
Yeah, come to her, it's come to my chat.
You freaking scoundrel?
Fuck you.
No, I meant an all chat, but I really like the energy.
Oh, I thought you were talking to a guy.
Oh, a chat is always nothing but nice.
Friendly.
Our teammates are talking shit.
They're just saying come to me, we never send anyone beat.
It's foolish because you don't play in beast right?
Yeah, it's completely
I'm so mad. I want to pick a fight with someone
I'll fight with you
Okay
Let's go you
Frickin' yes, you
What do you call me? What do you get to call me?
You're a rap scallion scoundrel I tell you
And frankly, I hope people
Fucking, you know, just have the... you fucking get your time wasted one day
That is so rude. You know what? I hope you're pillows are hot and you wake up at 3 a.m.
I sleep at 3 a.m. I would be awake.
You know you won't do not, sir.
Damn it!
It's a smirled up!
Is AFK!
No, no, he's here.
No, no, he's here.
I don't know what to do.
I don't know where they are.
My teammates loud is hell.
I'm gonna be more alive.
I'm gonna be more alive.
You're bfn.
Yeah, I know because Kevin's, Kevin's right.
Like we're getting rage baited.
Yeah, I'm just gonna mute us more all the mute.
Me, mute, mute, mute, mute.
Okay, okay, let's take a deep breath.
I'm so I need somebody.
Click their name and click the speaker.
I'll see if we can get a talk of a hamling.
No, no, it just stops him for typing.
I need to be another.
I believe I don't know. I don't think we should go outside with these guns, you know.
The soldier the position is.
We want to. Two of them pushed out here.
Man, MP9's so good.
But, MP9's good, right?
MP9's good, right?
MP9, yeah, it's really good. The running accuracy is crazy.
Okay.
Okay.
Outside or whatever. Look what Ezra is holding.
Wait. It's not good.
No
Pretty high level stuff here. What?
You take that in all-chat for fits
That's getting new cuz nuke is tricky like it's tricky because there's two bomb sites once on top of the other
Like what we can do is we can go outside and
And there's gonna be a guy for attack.
I like A because for B, you have to go ramp or you have to go down the fence.
I have to go up the ground.
Grab the bomb and it's taking it outside.
Gmit, you took it all the way under.
that's good getting a plan
dude I can't see all the map
then look at the ground I just throw it
this is beyond just
funny
I've been here
oh my god
How do we kick as a morale though? No, we don't get a bot
It's a point. I'm playing worse in a file. I'm playing worse than I thought who is staring at the sky
You're not playing worse you have like five kills
We should commend her
Let's rush ramp room, that's that room on the left.
Rush ramp.
Thank you Joey B.
Thank you Joey B. Don't get the bonfasm or other.
I'm gonna plant.
Yeah, plant, plant, plant, plant, plant.
One down, fat.
Oh my god, the timing was so sad for me.
Oh, he's invent now.
What's been?
One ramp is where like your back is.
Oh, I'm not sure.
Fuckin' hell, like, where am I looking?
I don't go back to dust.
Yeah, I think the thing about learning in your map is that we don't know where they can come from.
Yeah, they don't know how long it takes for them to show up.
You're a person playing new both of you. I hardly play this map. I mean I play any dust morage and what the other one. Yeah, I'm just tough if you don't know it
It's huge, but I have played me probably
I mean
Ten times while they're just shooting each other. Yeah, they're mad
It's not even rain like losers. That's what I'm saying if you got mad over yourself
It's like unraint this isn't even a premier
I don't think we're playing safe.
Oh my god, two downbound.
Uh, one's on B-RAM.
He's alive and I got a grant.
It's on your right.
Oh my god, I don't know.
Okay, go to the left, open the door, and they're in front.
That's right.
GG!
All right, fuck me.
Fuck me.
Well, because this person's an idiot.
I'm sick of you.
I hope they have a terrible rest of their week.
I hope that you know what?
A big Ezreal that is the person who got broken up with at the coffee shop today.
The Rama.
No, Ezreal that could not get laid.
Yeah.
I'm worse than Ezreal.
Now you did that.
You had 63 ADR.
Oh, 39 AD.
Oh.
You had one more kill.
I had two more kills in Ezreal.
Squeaks, you think that we're going to hit 16k?
I'm not even kidding you.
The only reason you won't hit 16k is if you give up.
I actually I think it's possible like you have a whole year to you have to learn like you
you know you take your time learn and a lot of it is just re-kewing and learning
from these tough matches that's most of it because if we win the whole time we
are not going to learn anything fucking preach man you're right okay we just got to do more
Okay, mean 16k according to Aden is flat. That's what he said, but I don't believe him
I mean 16k is super, oh, it's super doable
Yes
Like chat, what rank are you guys last season? I want to know I have all the chats open
you actually have a high clock I'm used to accept it accept it we got to play it
okay I think that ancients easier than new
really because it's not on top of each other
right a lot of your jatties and 29 k
that's a lot it's like top point it's like flungerating
like for people
I'm okay wait I got to close them out and I want you to see the count
I need to check someone has claimed me to be 29k
the
yes if they can do it I
three people three people said twenty nine k
I think there's a little bit of a misinformation happening
what's what's like pro rank
like what levels are well okay pros play facet and they're all level ten
but I would say like long with my friend who's pros thirty k
okay okay that's yeah that's good
It's like that's a really high. That's really high. A lot of pros are not. That's like what top 500? 30k.
Top 500. I don't know. Is anyone know?
Okay, we're attacking first. We have to plant the bomb, Leslie.
Like one percent. Yes, yes, yes, yes. A and B. There is a mid. This map looks just like a cent.
Actually, it kind of looks more like. Oh, I see. It does kind of look like a cent a little bit.
It looks a little chunk extra chunk a little bit
Did you guys know on� stands for uncle?
At that on�'s different uncle uncle
That's what someone said today is uncle and that makes it way worse. Wait, then what would the shower for uncle be?
What I'm trying to say in short uncle uncle uncle uncle then it would be an uncle
On the squared uncle. Oh, it is short for uncle. I'm wrong. It's both
Fuck my stupid fingers. I don't know what it trusts us.
Short culture is gone way too far. Am I right?
It really has. They make you feel like you're out of the loop for everything.
I know a thing, but they're like, no, you wouldn't get it on.
And you're like, no, I would. But like no one wants to explain to me.
Just want you to feel left out. And then like, you know,
Are you guys in the middle?
I'm, you know.
Let's go be.
Apparently when I'm in the middle, that means it's like out of style.
So that's not true.
That's how it feels.
I just started going shooosh!
I'm running through.
We run through that, we run through that, we run through that, we run through that, shooosh!
Fuck, they're across us, they crossed us, that was unexpected.
I know, it's the new map things.
Fuck, I hate this.
I'm going to the friend OG.
Wait, wait, don't be!
Ooh!
Oh, he was good, everyone.
He's good.
I think he's like solo queueing too.
Wow.
Oh, gee.
Alright, so we can't run through the smoke, noted.
No, we shouldn't.
I mean, it's tough.
Because you don't have armor, I thought, but there's another guy hiding.
Uh, we didn't get a plant.
Nope.
For dogs, it.
We are not dog shit, okay. Let's go vegan poo poo. I'm gonna slow down. I'm
gonna see if I have the planet. Okay.
Oh, get a shot. I hit him a little bit. Oh, I don't even know what this
I think I'm dead, I think?
One's on ramp.
Oh, nice.
Blimey.
Bones behind you by the way.
Oh.
That was all for sick.
And please.
Good say, good say, good say.
Good say.
All right, I'm buying everything.
Yeah, now we buy and win.
Shall we default again still?
Yeah, wait.
I actually might know a smoke here.
Hold on.
Old.
Poppa squeaks got some smokes. Wait, how do you do this?
Oh, oh, how do I do that?
Why is an Xemik? Is that it?
All right, uh.
Then me the TikTok chat.
I don't know how to do it.
I'm coming.
Could be close.
Good night.
I got traded.
It's all good.
Perfect.
Cause I'd say they came and started to give me.
$2.30
$1.00
$1.00
$1.00
$1.00
No we didn't get plant down though.
How are we doing?
Oh, oh no we have money.
Any buyers?
Yeah.
Oh, I thought I was going to be sorry sorry sorry.
Hey purple can you pass me that or not.
No worry one of us will die.
Oh, drop it.
Oh, drop it.
That's so nice.
Oh yeah.
I want to give it to them.
Oh, I don't know what to do with that.
Oh, I want to aim.
Oh, I want to aim.
Oh, no, no, no.
No, no.
Oh, this is it.
I
Weird oh map it's good. I like it. This is a good play actually to go cave here
Yeah, because I there was a dude over there
He's probably gonna be the same
Yeah, I'm gonna smoke okay, right in
I don't know.
I'm going to open.
It's all good.
I'm covering.
Okay.
Thank you.
Nice.
Play it down.
Last two CT.
Oh, oh fuck.
It's all good, it's all good, all good, we still got around.
Okay, it's okay.
Oh!
Nice shot, nice shot.
You're easy, we're so good though, like you knew that was the bad guy.
You were so bad, you were so bad.
I knew there was something there.
It's all good.
Can you tell him I said sorry?
I can't, that's the one better, I can't say.
I can't say.
Oh no!
Orange is really sorry about this.
No, that's so bad.
I can't afford those.
I'm so sorry for the fact.
It's okay, they don't seem to remember.
We won the round.
I'm not mid.
Uh oh.
Let's go, don't let the air.
Love it, love it.
It's dangerous though.
Yeah, but I fear the rushing B.
Yeah, the rushing B.
Oh, this one mid, this one mid.
I got your doughnut.
She loves doughnuts.
I didn't love doughnuts.
Honestly, me too, I get glazed on that.
Yeah, even just like a simple, you know, blueberry filling or some shit.
That's not simple.
Depends on you ask I guess.
I guess I would I'd say objectively if it has blueberry filling.
It's like not a simple. Oh, inside inside.
It's like sorry about the calm.
Not on it.
Nice. Oh, we're winning this one.
No, don't jinx it.
I did a country round 15.
Are you superstitious big time?
What's the what's your biggest superstition? I have some crazy ones like things that are actually make me seem insane
Like what really before I do public speaking I lick my
finger and I rub the bottom of my eye
Good luck. How does that? Is that not weird?
No, that's like my good luck that it's like my grounding technique
I'm here for a while.
My mom is an R&U.
One donut.
This sucks.
Who put the damn bomb there?
Do you guys have any superstitions?
Oh, okay.
Because I just feel like a fucking weirdo.
You guys really left me out there.
You've done all these questions?
No, no, no.
I try not to be superstitious.
Try not to like I was I think it would be crippling. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, there's some really bad ones. Yeah
I tried to think that sometimes good things happen sometimes bad things happen and sometimes it is what it now
You know
How
Wow, one, we down!
Any free guns?
A little suspicious.
Oh, wow! What a shot!
Let's go, let's go, let's go!
What the-
Okay, that didn't work.
If he tried something...
My ass fucking pulling up a steam profile and reading a slur.
I really just opened up fucking front.
This guy's like tough, so I just like make noise and then stay in the same spot where I am instead of like moving.
So they always know where I am just hiding like a little creepy frog in the hole and then they just come to get me.
So I mean, I don't do that.
Let's see.
Let's see.
Oh, we're saying it.
I've been so far.
Oh, everyone's done.
Oh, yeah, we can say it.
We can say it.
I didn't see the people.
Yeah, yeah, we'll say it.
Oh, you didn't.
Do you say it, Leslie?
Yeah, I say it.
Okay.
Ooh!
He's all there, you too.
He's probably close, Leslie, and that's right side.
Shoulder up the bomb, guys.
I killed her.
You might need to go around to a Leslie's your bomb. I'm going to aim going to aim going to. Yeah
Oh no drop bomb
by myself. That's all good last guy don't up
Oh
Yes, sir, man. Yes, man
This is fun. I'm on eight. Uh-oh
It's a new map. It's a new map. Yeah
Cheese I love cheese. I like
This is a crazy smoke. Oh, bombs down. I asked you your favorite cheeses. You're wrong. I
Didn't want to talk about cheese, so it's my bad. I should have locked in. It's okay. I want podis cheese
Find that box
Oh, just kidding. Cheddar you guys left the bomb does own care. We we do care we care
No, no, he's moving anything so far
Yeah, I think he ran towards mid towards Bob. I think he's a no or he's a no or he dropped
No, he's not he's not a no or he's not a no or
Nice
We need to get the bomb guys. I don't think they know bombs down
They must I think someone just dropped it unless they push that I
Drop it. Oh
As well, I'm superstitious and no longer going to see the sea lord. Oh, geez. Oh, what?
What the hell are you doing? Sorry, it's gone. Take it back. Wow, I was wondering what the sea lord was in three times.
I can ask you a question. What are your thoughts on cream? Seaward, the cream cheese.
I love cream cheese. The cream cheese cream cheese. I love cream.
I love cream. I love cream.
You tricked me! You tricked me!
That's way, Leslie!
You tricked me!
She's such a freak shit!
Cream cheese!
Cream cheese on a bagel.
It's so good.
She's on a bagel.
Wait, when you're in New York, cream cheese bagel.
W.
Yeah!
Woo!
Fine.
You should come.
Yeah.
Yeah, you should come.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You guys won't believe what species is going to do?
Oh, no.
Let's boil. I haven't even talked about it. Don't spoil it. It's pretty funny
One's hopping CT
Let me you got the is
Okay, yeah, we're winning the only squid or we're tied
Whoa, okay, here's an op
Hey, here's an okay. I
I am a strong believer that kills does not mean better gamer. I agree. I agree completely
Because like with every death there is information for the rest of the team. Oh for sure for sure
Yes, it's
oh no, the comms?
oh yeah, for sure, for sure.
it matters yeah.
I agree.
oh, oh, sorry, oh god.
Yep.
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
I can't stand for it.
Yeah, I'm fine.
Yeah, how do we get there?
We need to plant the bomb.
Go through, don't on the right.
I got lost.
I got lost.
Oh, it found the damn sight!
Yeah, I finally warned you!
I finally warned you!
I finally warned you!
I finally warned you!
I finally warned you!
you surrogated
Wess-late, you're doing great
it hurt my feelings
she has 22 kills doesn't mean he's bad good
Yeah, it's not about kills, it's about
um, what was it?
Like something about feeling good or something like that
Yes, some good about person
Yeah, some, some shall I call
I'm running through the fire
What do you do?
Theyeeeee-
I mean, squins' in there, like swimware, you know?
He mulling and sure that a white tie he let's get this bread
Oh my god, he said god what a shot
Is there another one coming no inner spot in our spot
Ram, hey Ram look at your radar. Leslie is coming up. He's in sight
Nice kid
Give me what a round like that on the board
Wait, that was sick
One round is all it
It sounds like
Belitties
I'm not this game is so like it's so emotional because if I if you get tilted it shows too. It's crazy
And then you feel tomorrow on that show makes it so good.
Fuck you right, I'm so I'm so into this right now.
Be.
Alice on B.
Wait.
What?
say. Oh, that was weird. Whoa, whoa, whoa, that was weird.
I didn't want to cheat for his second, but I regretted it.
He was like, more kills means bigger than you go. Which one is your shot and cheating?
No, are you just cheating cheating or something?
Throwing them back on for real six games. I have more games
You're lying. You're straight up
Spreading falls in full
Be yeah
Coming
One on side
and
all
all
to
a
a
a
map stats
change the dot com to dot r i p
This is losing behavior, you know.
Oh, what it made.
Oh.
What's up, move that thing.
Oh my god, I'm so fucking stupid, one cave.
Oh, I don't understand a-
Oh my god, I'm on a smurf.
You don't want to go out for God.
What if I forgot?
I got my smurf.
Oh, she said wait.
I completely forgot.
That's why he's looking up my stats.
Oh, my God.
I'm such a fool.
I was like, dude, I have played those games.
Wait, what is he trying to say about you?
He's trying to say I'm cheating because my account is not a history,
but it does not have a history.
And I'm finding it does.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Wait, he's a compliment.
He thinks you're really good.
Are you smoking?
Yeah, I guess.
one's in caves and one's around
one's actually nasty what I just wore
that was crazy that was lucky
they're saying just been pussy yeah like spinbot
Yeah yeah yeah I think you're like for sure cheating that's kind of
I'm not playing for me
What you're gonna get your account ban?
I know I just don't try to get a mad for some reason sorry
I know size sorry
This is crazy.
I just let's arrange, mate.
Oh, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't.
Oh, there's a little hole there.
Clear, coming from the other side of A, pushing me A.
There's some B still.
Err.
Yeah, don't, not here.
Or did he kill you from here?
This is the best spot to send.
Oh, oh, sorry.
They killed me from the right.
There's like a donut, and then there's the other donut.
They push like a...
Amen.
They say no.
They're planting the...
Oh, what a day.
That guy's smart.
And they're scared.
I'm fine.
We love pie.
What I like these guys.
I think I'm throwing on purpose, but I'm as I'm genuinely as
I've never seen a guy carrying gets hit on this kind of phone
Yeah, cuz they think sheaps
Man
Once on ramp
One is pushing
Don't let.
Man.
And he...
Oh, that's the map we know so hard, but it's so hard and better. This is the growing pains
Oh
That's it. I'm turning it up this ground
They flashed, they're mad maybe.
Oh, what the hell!
Oh, yep, on site Pervy.
The surrounding is me.
Oh
Sorry, sorry, okay, that's what's uh, let's win we need to buy for tie
Why?
Why for time, okay.
What can we do to help you the most please?
Oh no, you guys are- I mean, we just need to hold this site, like, uh, especially mid.
I think it's tough when we just don't know the mid you tell.
It's like they get kinda kinda kinda kinda mid for free.
Yeah, like here. Oh yeah, it's fruzy. Just like hold this.
I got some!
Good job, good job.
Nice, nice, nice, nice.
Oh, out of, uh, one.
I don't think you had B-word.
Sorry, I'm completely squashed, I guess I'll take it.
Oh my god, he's gonna win this.
But don't act.
I want to kill him.
I'm gonna kill him.
I'm gonna kill him.
I'm gonna kill him.
I'm gonna kill him.
I'm gonna kill him.
It's not terrible! 30 bombs per squeak, so it doesn't matter! God dude, I'm
small, I can't. Oh my god. I don't want to play this. Sorry, I'm happy to play. I don't
want to play this map anymore. No, it's a... I don't want to learn new maps today.
I'm going to just go back to dust, too. Really? Yeah. Oh no, we like more of a shoe
We added for a note.
Yeah, we can play those maps.
I mean, yeah, it's hard to learn these maps.
It's hard for me.
Hey, hey, hey.
Okay.
Okay.
Two out of eight.
One more, one more.
One more.
One more.
One more.
One more.
One more.
One more.
One more.
One more.
Yeah.
Late, don't know.
Game.
Oh, gee, kind of.
Oh.
That's not as faulty there. It's winnable.
Save.
Thank God.
I said.
GG, GG, GG, GG, GG, GG.
That was a GG, GG. We got to re-cure. We're gonna queue up the maps we know.
Yeah.
I don't like that map either. I don't know the mid-utel, GBA.
Well, you're so good at that map. That might be the best map.
No, they were just bad.
No, he was just better.
What do you mean they were bad? They were owning us.
Well, no, because we didn't know the map.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly, but they knew the map and they knew the map and he was
Shitting on them. So they were bad. Yeah, but I think we would have beat them if we knew the map.
But like you said, it's not about kills. It's about, uh, because there's different roles, you know,
three of them. I mean it, you know, it's fine. We're flirting with our team at the whole time.
I was flirting with the other team
He was like a heated rifle in moment
They called me a cheater and I liked the care for someone cheating. I don't know
I can't help but I like it funny. I mean, I don't know
hard. Okay. Lock in.
This little bit took one of the seven. I was in line.
Oh, I think he's doing a YouTube video right now or something right? Yeah, he said he said he was down at seven.
of
the
the
the
the
the
Okay, so I'm gonna kill you.
So what do you guys?
A souvenir, P250, is this good?
No garbage.
Garbage.
I want new skins, but I don't, I don't get started.
Don't worry, I'll get pasted.
Oh my god, thank you.
New's gonna accept me, get to your skins?
Oh, no, you shouldn't have.
Where are they?
Pots, hey.
Hey, Ram, hey, Ram.
Hey, Ram, hey, Ram.
Nothing, man.
I'm putting it.
I'm going.
Tetris. And one palace.
One site.
The
Not so many bullets so many men
Went out of the one side
That was so close if only I could
I can hit my shots. I peppered them for you. Remember that. That was good. Oh, but mine are all headshots
And I didn't get in the cyst. I'm confused
You must eat like so many hits like crazy. I get fear. Oh, I think our flash-rode
Oh, Bob?
Did I have to stop mid one guy talking to me?
I'm a bandening.
I'm not here anything B.
There, mid.
One was two quick attack.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
All the walls, I'm too can, you probably won't miss you.
Oh, up, up, up, up, up.
One turret.
Got mid.
Nice.
the
Was there two in there?
I heard two.
I think for me it was like ladderish.
Oh.
Oh, no.
Guys we need a doll by need a fix.
I don't know if it's quick.
I'm getting pissed off.
Don't worry, don't worry.
We're back.
This is where we're going.
Uh, stuff it.
Flash is smokes and shit on A.
There's smoke from the window.
One palace.
One palace.
Connector?
I think or they're throwing Molly.
One dead cat?
I'm gonna go back here.
Smoke, smoke, smoke.
Okay. Oh, I smart market my good one.
I'm coming up, cat.
A bench.
Noooo!
Why did I go? Did he die? Yeah, he died. I tried to protect him with my body.
Yeah, no, we went around and what did an insane shot. That was crazy
Oh no, we should save we should save
Oh, he was out of time
It smoked no one though
I'm Palis.
Connector?
Oh, one.
What the hell?
Wait, what the fuck?
It was a big guy.
It was a big guy.
It's a safe arm.
Wait, we won that round, that it was a safe arm.
It was a safe arm.
It was a safe arm.
It was incredible.
We just looked for it.
This is where we tire.
A wheelchair.
Oh.
Oh, get all going.
Ray, wait.
You want to lie that every round.
Molly.
Molly, not so bad.
Yeah, save your smoke for later.
There's smoke for later.
Nice guys!
Wait, it looks like I'm cheating. How do I know he was there?
Wait, I'm actually cheating.
I'm happy again.
One round is all they take.
Two, follow the counter strike again.
One round is all it takes. Oh, I should have beat. That's okay.
I'm all you.
I'm not going to die.
Out, man.
One.
Mid, mid, mid.
Two, two, top, mid.
One more.
Top, mid, stupid.
One more, top, mid. I don't know what he's doing.
Two, top, mid.
Yep. One, one, one.
One more. Last guy there.
Last guy, man.
Last time it too. Yeah, oh my god. Whoa wait wait wait.
Sounds like he's going to take you. He's going to take you. He's going to take you.
Go away, go away, go away. You beat him there. The timing is weird, but he might be inside.
I think he is walking somewhere now, but he has his hand.
Aaaaahhhhhh
Stairs
Insight now?
Nice!
Nice!
Good round!
Okay, we're climbing.
Okay, I'm not going to kill up for the rest of the half, I'm not kidding.
Wait, why would you say that?
I'm terrible at hopping, I'm terrible at hopping, it's important to try to use that.
At this time the track is, okay, except new maps, fucking maps, fucking new maps.
We never ever gonna find a knife ever again.
Yeah.
We're on check for life, Molly.
Nice.
Thought I made one.
What?
Thought I made another one?
Oh, there be a baby.
What? How did they get this?
Oh, they could bounce off you.
There and B.
One more insane. Oh, this guy's in FK. No. No, I guess I'll say. Oh, no time do I. Yeah, you do. You do. You have time to run away.
Why is he FK? No, no. Seating so.
that's good a good shot to at be
that's good
matter yeah pretty time efficient
but
oh you do a timeout
yeah i'm gonna be paulers
i'm gonna molly
oh okay
once they ramp
One day ramp.
Sounds like he's falling back.
One more, one more in spawn.
in that little corner in mid
some of you
down
Oh, nice dry green is that
Okay, back, bye. Welcome back
Three wins. Oh, can I get a draw? Oh, yeah, here's yellow back
Welcome back yellow. I dropped it. Did you get it? Yeah, I did. Oh, this guy's asking for a drop to sadly
I'm really rich.
Okay, one is flashing mid.
What are they looking at?
Excuse me, what the fuck?
Oh, two palace!
I did not expect that.
I don't even know where I am, I would have found him.
Really?
They have to have a little better.
Oh my god.
Fire!
I'm working to see TM smoke off.
I'm gonna have a kid.
Nice try.
Thank you.
Damn.
Squeak, what's your rate for this year?
I'm trying to get to face it level 10.
Is that what the involves are?
Yeah.
What's your highest rank on Facebook?
Seven.
Whoa.
Good luck.
I don't know if I'll be able to do it.
We'll see.
I lost like four games yesterday.
Or.
That's two twos.
Excuse me.
Oh
Tons a shit on it. Let me tell you
Oh god, they am it's going to go now. Yeah, they're taking another on you can reset
Wow one fire box
Oh, I'm not trying.
Well, too, too, too!
Too, too, too!
Um, they really, uh, you know,
my way to honestly come day.
Maybe we, they're gonna go there.
You don't want to really encounter a smoke?
As soon as they throw a smoke, Molly.
Okay, Molly outwards.
Wait, what? Molly doesn't go where?
Not Molly's smoke, like Molly ran.
I'm in Palace.
I hear off stuff B.
Oh shit, they're probably B.
Um, I heard a lot.
Just one flash though.
No, they definitely are smoke.
Yeah, I'm gonna go on B.
Smoke's B, no.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Sparks being out. Yeah.
Owler!
You could sit, no did, right that down.
It feels like... nice?
Oh my god, yeah because it's like I feel like we're just not playing sites. Yeah, like I'm going to this run a yeah
Save though. That would be this round
I'm gonna lie to you.
As soon as I see something fly, I'll throw it.
Nothing in, nothing in.
I'm not sure I'm in.
Once in Behal's.
There are two cats, and it has hell.
That is hell!
Yes, that was one A.
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Not three curse activated.
Tough.
Activating the curse.
Max superstition.
Okay.
Okay.
This we actually are going to win this.
Yeah, nothing so too.
Okay.
Let's run.
Let's do contact B.
Contact contact B.
So you hold shift until you see them or when I say go.
The cut noise when you're at stairs. I'll tell you when it's start walking run run run. Let's all go be halls
Keep going keep going
And you see those stairs up ahead. That's when you start walking walk walk walk walk walk
Keep walking
Once right side
Insight, Insight. Nice. One more.
Nice. Someone get the bomb.
All right, 3v2.
One's playing, playing.
Two apps.
Both up there.
Nice. Nice try.
Nice try.
I didn't think I was the only one alive to be honest. I wouldn't have played like that.
I don't know. Is you playing it perfectly? There's just one lucky.
The last shot.
I should have gone it.
We should save.
Yeah.
What's down?
Slow it down. Let's see if they push a or something. I'm going to go palace.
two people watch mid one person watch B-Halls one person watch a ramp and I'll go
palace I go top mid a day our teammate bought an AK so I'm gonna he's a ramp
this is a deep thought
you take my gun Ray oh here you go one's default at a
That's my bad, don't worry. I got a shit. Don't worry don't worry. I'll make it once a ramp. I'll avenge you
We're gonna plant this
Two at a oh
Okay, oh one more a day one more a day just push them together
I just didn't know, like if there was someone at the, like, have your gun. I dropped it back.
I mean, that was a good shave.
That was a shave. That was a good shave. That was a nice shot, Squeaks.
Thank you.
I thought there was going to be two.
Oh, or lower.
I thought there was a young man reflexes, but I'm too fucking old.
I'm going to try to get something going out of it.
I'm ready to put you close close close close close
Have a smoke I'll do it. Nice. Okay, I'm smoking it are connected guy let him come up
Yeah, I think one's close ram connect their guy
All right, let's just he's not going ramp
What was right, what was right?
What was right?
What was right?
What was the guy close to right?
The whole time, huh?
Shad.
You're probably already sprinting here.
You're probably already waiting for...
No, you win those.
Oh my god.
This is horrible.
Um, we have to end up a horror.
Bye for a win.
Bye for a win.
Bye for a win.
Okay.
I'm going to go ahead.
Oh, perfect.
Go ahead.
Go ahead.
They're molly.
One's connected.
Once underpass.
Close, mate, close.
Close, mate, close.
One more, one more mid!
Really?
Yeah, he's one cat.
One connector, one cat.
Last two connector and cat.
Not after a dead, last guy cat.
Where's the bomb? Where's the bomb?
Top mid.
Is your teammate?
I'm going to be right back.
Nice job!
What the hell?
What the hell?
What a shit!
What? I think you're a good save everybody. Wait, Ray, can you drop me. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah here.
Nice job guys, you can still win I think we can we can do it. We can do it. We can do it. Okay, I'm going to keep something mid.
Plus two underbout.
All right, no
Oh wait a second
Oh my god
punch on down there.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Wait, I was tracking him.
God, let's bring him.
That wasn't insane.
That wasn't so good.
You're welcome.
You saved the game.
Oh.
Yeah, I can go.
Oh, he asked here.
Thanks for the compliment.
What?
Oh, that's my favorite certificate.
All right, do we have a window smoke again?
I keep fucking it up. It's okay to get windows clear windows. Okay. Oh
One's up cat
Fuck!
Oh!
My soul fist, by the way.
Fuck!
Come on, dammit!
Can't.
Okay, okay.
Yeah, one's cat.
One cat.
One cat.
Oh my god.
I was not watching that last round.
That's hard.
Both dead.
Pretty quick, baby.
Are you lip farming?
You were a big...
Holy shit.
I just died.
You didn't do it.
You did it, it's 69, yeah.
That's not bad, that's 10 kills, yes.
That's good damage.
The better than the guy was AFK, I guess.
He was AFK for like one round.
I guess.
But I am.
Well, like I want to be like 20 kills minimum.
20 kills minimum.
No, is it?
I think we got a noody.
Who's chicken, who's chicken?
Who's chicken?
Oh, chicken!
What a squeaks you have so many b-words in the nail art.
Chicken, he said he's a world-renowned stream sniper.
What, really?
Yeah.
You know the lore of chickenies is stream type everybody.
Like, why do heck?
Yeah, like, why do?
Banana Man?
Yeah, it's exactly chicken.
He's a classic.
Where he's my daughter.
Wait, chicken.
Am I making this upshad? It's the chicken. Do you guys know chicken?
He's not the time at lobby. What? Yeah. Must join the lobby in a major.
He always joins lobbies and leaves. Chicken, the lobby Raider.
This is real. It's real.
Of course I remember. See people remember.
How do you do that I don't know really you don't know no. I have no clue
Valve dev
You think so did I maybe came from one of our friends lists or something? I'm not friends with chicken
I you said add every single person ever
Yeah, like if you followed me on Twitch. I was like yeah cool. I'm joined me
So I had my students' friends let's just fill up so fast and I still have people on it and same with my league it was bad. I just
Adney and I add back. I just add people from pubs back in the day.
Wait, isn't that like cool because you just they passed the vibe test because I guess I'm not like my old friend group off of counter strike pubs.
What happened to your friend group? I'm so friendly with them.
Oh, you said my old friend group. Well, I mean a long time ago like over like 12 years ago
It's crazy
How old were you 12 years ago? Finally does finally finally finally classic dust. This is our home our bread and butter
Bread and butter
Remember
To eat ass it would be insanely expensive. Do you I don't have health insurance a stranger gas
I don't think I would because it's a health hazard, no?
Yeah, but also like also like you know poop
Like I was thinking about the humans kind of keep this morning
Uh, you were thinking about it
I guess it just does it make sense
What do you mean?
Because like, isn't the guy from the movie he's like, oh, it's like a self-proculating
Lowering
But like the reason why it poop comes out is because the body doesn't need it anymore, it's waste
Yeah, but then you're gonna spawn
Oh, I'm sorry, I'm not dialed in, just thinking about it
Sorry
Human sanity and stuff
I'm going to go on.
Move them down.
Look at that big beard.
I feel like I'm like hit him so many times and you're going to play.
Yeah, the USP is not a headshot. It's like five hits. It's crazy.
What the heck? What do you have?
I'm- is it squeaks?
Huh?
Is it wrong to bite and force?
Like it round or no, no do it do it if you're like really feel on it like go for it
Go for it
Okay, I'm going for it
What happened? What do you see?
Oh, class
I'm gonna take me long
Oh
One day long
What a shot
be, by the way, mid going lower, going lower! He must be lit up!
It's the, the close, the close. Careful.
Mid dead.
W, Wesley. W, W, Wes, we came back for me. I killed his ass.
Oh, chill. Watch the language.
Sorry, what's your question about the human son of Pied by the way?
Xbox made a bomb one
One long one's mid Xbox with oh
Class is good
No, you win let's go
I was in ready and I almost lost they are oh my god
Okay, so I'm in my chat just got their food and I request maybe we give them
Five minutes and then we can discuss what are they eating chocolate ice cream? I'm looking for you
You don't want to talk about brownies wishing out your Bob. Yeah, like what London these two
Chatters get so freaking soft
Yeah, grow up grow up speaking of soft mind
It will stop what
Even all three three out of long
Good
I'm a bad guy
Holy guys long bomb and
Look at this holding oh my god Chrome is on this
Oh, he's alive. He's gonna win the round one versus four and four and a four in his hand
His frames for second is low. It looks like but his hopes for winning is high
He's looking at the
I'm the one-
I got to do it!
I got to do it!
I got to do it!
You know who are one of them is?
He knows who are both of them!
I'm afraid I'm in the right load.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
So close.
Nice right.
Now is a broke.
Ruffie, oh.
Ruffie, oh, oh!
I'm broke.
I'm broke.
He broke, oh, oh!
I'm broke. I'm buying because I need to do the same way based. Okay.
Fuckin I'm doing a subathon.
I would take a whole week off.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no. I haven't too tired long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long.
Like three.
close, oh nice shot
I'm shooting him four times
I'm growing my awareness is.
Yeah.
Can I get a job?
It's a bit okay one day one day I will believe your compliment if you don't need something
No, I really didn't even can I get a job class?
Thank you.
I had a gun.
I was even I was a it was a real compliment.
I don't need something.
No, I'm not I'm not some evil guy.
What are you saying?
I can't hear him.
I don't know.
What's your side?
What's your side?
I don't hear any flashes long
Oh, that was you Molly, but I think he's so much
Thank you, right? Long?
He's up, he's up, he's up! Yeah, Long A
He's close
Didn't even flash him so far, it was so crazy
Oh, that's got
You see that? Oh my god, I got shot through your head.
This guy wins.
Oh my god, I have two kills. I thought it's playing so well.
I keep messing up.
He collided you and Leslie.
Yeah, is that true? Yeah.
Oh, so you were standing behind me?
Uh, yeah, but it was all so unlucky because your head was blocking my face.
Oh, it was just a clear...
I'm sure at the time, or I just happened to be crossing through any tickle monkey shock.
Wouldn't like I was getting behind you.
Yeah, yeah, fine.
That scared us, I'm not gonna...
I don't like sliding.
I'm like I'm just...
I'm holding cat, yeah I'm holding cat, I think they're going on cat, two cat, two cat, where are they?
Mid.
Yeah, they left.
I would've been such a s-
A cat.
Inside, inside, inside.
He's pushing cat.
I have one dog stuck at the right.
Nice.
How did they plan it or not?
No.
No.
Is it Bury?
Hey!
Damn, maybe I shouldn't have come here.
Inside?
Maybe I shouldn't have come here.
I
Okay, we need it. I need to save
Okay, let's see if together. I think we saved together
Yeah, okay
Oh
No
I don't like saving either, but I'm saving I'm saving
No.
Nothing beige.
Yeah.
One cat.
One taught me.
bomb. I need to back here.
Oh, no trash.
Wait, I thought that was a save round. Am I a fool? Did everyone else buy?
It wasn't safe. Yeah, I just thought. Why? Because I wanted to all right I felt like I could do something. Oh
Leslie
Yeah, if we're gonna grow to 16k we need to not do that
Two kills by the less I should not be talking
No, no, no, no, this week you have it's not about kills and we've talked about
Oh, they smoked watch your cat be there. I dropped the already or one is that be one two without you
Okay, three out be
Nice, oh, on facts. I back site
Back site. It's fun. He's the last one
the
floor
did i that round was lost because
like we just didn't know where we're playing
i'm talking about me i should have been a
Oh my god.
Yeah.
Hey guys, I just want you to know that I, when you guys had saved together, I heard
stay together.
Oh.
I did already confess that you bought it because you wanted to.
Well, that's just like my instant thought, like what I would have done.
But I actually remember now is literally a day together.
I see.
That was just like, because I thought that I had not.
One suicide
Lower lower tunnels
How does he kill me? I'll hit out man. Oh, hey, hey, hey
Oh, watch I was a
Oh
How do I have three kills with 7178 damage?
Amazac and he's my
Oh, can I get a drop?
He's not gonna draw me
I'm scared to ask
No, I don't ask. I don't ask. I don't want them to think I just want some handouts
But you have no problem learning us. No, yeah, because you guys are my friends
We need to buy together as a team. So yeah, I thought I thought okay
Mid mid
Going up cat
long
long
great bomb speed what the fuck yeah what that's my bag
bomb speed planted be
let's just kill this guy inside and give you a fuse
The kids.
Oh can you guys refuse? I don't have a kid.
Sorry, I bought this.
Oh my God.
That is the camp find the bomb.
No, I have it.
Uh...
Hey, what's your name?
I should have gone there.
I did it, then it...
Yabee!
Wait, I love winning so much.
Me too.
I'm a competitive person.
I am also competitive, but after like bite I feel like torn it down
What what's put it up? Let's just turn it up. Okay. What the fuck is up guys?
What the fuck is up guys?
Yeah, exactly oh watch her you can be good cat
I'm not I
Long long long long long long long with the bomb
He's got one
Cat cat one song one cat one long
Just use weeks
Hey cat
Cat long
Oh
Nice try oh, nice bro, oh
Not a nice yes, thanks
All right, plus round on the harder side. I think attacking fees here on this math books. I think attacking is easier in these lobbies
because you can dictate more like a lot of our deaths are just like oh who's watching
bee oh they took bee or ooze watching ae oh they took ae yeah mid watcher cat
It's a flash.
Cat, cat, cat.
Cat, cat, cat, cat, cat.
Sorry for hit you, sweet.
Nice.
Whoa.
I'm going to throw it.
Damn. I need to slow down a little bit.
Once you come back, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm falling, sorry.
Oh, it's nice. Oh, you.
Ram, ram, ram, ram, ram, ram, ram, ram, ram.
Go, push up, push up.
Trying to get there.
Nice!
I
Cold
Holy
Oh
I
We did it
Good half why don't have money. I think I'm not sure someone in charge of 1700 no kid last round by the way
Okay, so I could go
Here's our escape. No, no, no, not you. This is in your chat. No, no, no, I know about what I'm wondering if they're calling me
Let's go be let's go be let's go be let's go be let's go be okay. Let's go be be
I have to do that.
Nice, push, push, push, push, push, push, we do not care about them.
We don't give a fuck. We don't give a single error.
Fuck, who's got a party?
I'm planting, I'm planting, I'm planting.
Internal.
Tunnel, tunnel, tunnel.
It's still tunnel.
Nice.
Last guy tunnels.
I can't tell I'm pushing.
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
I think I got it off.
Then it'll get a kill.
What?
I help.
But I didn't mean to.
Your head was in the way.
You're stupid.
What?
Standing behind me.
I'm running out long.
Then you guys flash me over.
No.
If we're in the city, we have to be confident.
You know what?
Retweet.
Both of you guys are better amers than a lot of these noobs.
And you just have to swing and take the freaking aim by the one we need it. We need
Confidence, we own these frauds. Okay, we
One more hit
Oh, it's like the cross
Yeah, it's smoke. It's smoke. It's smoke. It's smoke. It's
I'm about CT
Let's start!
We dominated them!
We only sat them down and sat on their spaces!
Well, huh, for free?
Yeah?
Ha ha ha ha!
What a smoke, man!
Roger!
Wait, you know a midsuit?
I just learned one myself.
Oh, hmm. Oh, he's doing the smoke.
W.
Oh, nice.
Then, nice, let's go.
there's two one, one boost and one by the
one, one, two, one, one boost and one by the one by the one, one, two.
Nice.
There's another-
Does that mind?
I think-
Oh.
Oh.
I'm sorry, I'm for one.
Everyone I'm sorry, I'm smoking.
I'm eating, Mom.
It's okay, at least you're using YouTube.
You're trying to-
One more guys, four of these ones.
You like the fancy glass.
I just made it up.
Really?
Yeah, I don't know.
Do we know where he is?
No.
He's long.
This guy was like looking at long, like he knew.
My tea is really easier.
It is, we get to dictate the pace.
Yeah, I like when we pick the cake. Me too. I'm smoking mid. That's the only smoke I'm going to do you guys want to start smoking like going through a weed era
Yeah, I did my weed era. I did too. I want to bring it back
Together.
Woo!
That was so cool.
I can do this, no.
Is it just like the...
Did that hit?
Damn it.
No!
What is the smoke I'm doing?
Oh my god!
It's like where your arm goes.
We're literally lawnmower.
Oh shit, I stole that guy's ace.
Marp.
Oh.
What is happening?
Not sure for a time.
It would have been like the only ace I've got in the years. Maybe almost a year.
Wait, I feel really bad about it.
It's okay.
Oh, okay.
Mark.
Just made me a little sad, but that's okay.
You, you insured the round.
I'm like a window.
Let's work, AP.
Okay.
Oh, oh, there's two cats, two cats.
How do I not kill him?
Wow!
Wow!
One tunnels.
Good smoke.
Oh
What a shot. Thank you. Oh
Bye
Thank you, last one was tunnels, I think
You're on celebratory class
Push on push on push him get this kill
I did it out of the video.
I did that, I did that port out.
Let me edit that out.
I'm not afraid.
I'm not afraid.
I'm not afraid.
I'm a tap or not a sprayer.
That's a problem.
I thought like in the night I got baited and just sprayed.
I'll do so close for the work that way.
The first two.
That was sick.
I don't know if this guy's saying.
I'm muted him. He's been typing weird shit. Oh really? Yeah, me, who did?
Hey, tell me.
Our bomb is be though.
Wow! Wow! We're forking this game!
We are!
Holy!
I told you, CT side is tough!
It's really tough!
It does feel so much easier.
Because a lot of it is like, who's playing A, who's playing B?
Winning is so much better!
God, I feel so much better.
It's like, I don't know a game like that,
where winning can actually make it so much more fun.
So much more fun.
Oh, don't worry Ray, get it on, grab the up, all those fronts.
Be three, two, one.
One cat, one cat.
Catch it, catch it, I'm not the cat, I'm not the cat.
I'm just running out.
Uh, some of the cats.
I'm in.
I'll pat in my bones.
Me too.
No, I need to pee, Cole.
Was there another one cat?
Hmm.
If you just killed cat, then they're both dead.
This guy's only.
Oh, so sorry.
Oh, yes, that's when he's Susan.
I
was a crazy swing on his heart.
You did not respect me.
Locking.
I'm running out long.
You guys flash me?
I know you.
What the hell?
Okay.
Oh my god.
Oh no, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh no.
Good job.
Okay, let's just smoke.
Go like this.
Oh no.
How do you do it? Wait, wait, wait. I want to figure this out. Oh, I should come up with you, sorry.
Last guy beat.
Oh, I killed him.
Let's go!
Oh, man.
We did it.
Let's go.
Doing premiere.
I know.
It's okay.
Yeah, but this is such good.
Practice is there.
Practice.
But still, it's like, uh, you know,
you know,
we need 10 wins to even rank.
I never got my premiere ring.
It made me sad.
Like it.
So now if I was on the way to getting my premiere rank,
you're saying you to go back and get 10 or once again,
because I was like seven.
Yes. So like what was the point of all of that? Chicken.
I guess. Chicken. Great win girls. You three are the best.
Squeaks. I count. What does that mean? I don't want to read better.
I don't want to read better. What does that mean?
What does that mean? It means pretty.
I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.
I don't know. I don't know what the first part is.
Wait, then you catch a curse.
It means you are beautiful and tagalog.
means to golog. Did you really think taglog?
Can I just play? I said taglog.
I just read, I wasn't thinking and I was just reading
chat. Obviously, I know it's out of pronounce it.
Like taglog, but like taglog.
Tagalog. Tagalog.
But the one wrote, it's G-A-G-A-L-O-G.
So I read tag-along.
You said you are pretty.
I love you.
I love you.
Two big, two big.
Yes, two big.
Everybody drink their two big.
Oh, hey, does let you want to play it?
Is he ready?
Wait, did he say?
Isn't it what time is it?
It's almost seven.
He might be ready.
He's on.
Invite him.
Loody.
Wait, where is he saying he was going to play it seven?
Oh, I think he might be filming a YouTube.
But he's been doing that all day.
How many YouTube does this guy need to film?
Oh man.
Deep put them in your.
Oh wait wait.
Oh, oh, show how.
He hired.
I don't know if I say it or not.
I always say.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
I think he's watching, um, I think he's reacting to a Minecraft video.
Yeah, I think he might be done now.
Well, okay, should I say, oh, seven.
Oh, okay, okay, whoa, oh, seven.
Oh, no, I think they're oh, seven into the video.
They're really good reactors as well.
Oh, okay, maybe I'll open some skins.
Well, let's play one without him.
So true.
I don't know.
I feel like he's going to be, I don't know.
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, oh, he's coming, he's on his way. Oh my god. I was in his channel. I thought it was my chat and I just thought I don't know anybody here. I was going to cry. I just got so overwhelmed. You got so sure.
But then I saw that freakin' own, uh,
another thing and I see a lot of it.
It's a ballad to luck wig.
Oh, can I learn?
Uh, let me try to learn it.
Tag Tag Tag, to English, translate, I think.
I think I said motherfucker in, let's, uh, oh, yeah.
It's that, that's a swear word for sure.
What?
That's six, I'm just saying, let's say this.
I'll just speak Tagalog.
Tagalog.
Tagalog.
Wait, we need our Tagalog lesson.
real ass English
I am going to the Philippines to see us
I think it's a cookie
Come on, come on, come on
Come on, come on, come on, come on
What's up, what's up? What are we?
What? Who keeps pushing? Who keeps pushing?
Who keeps pushing? It's P-U-K-I
Well, I wear that as a badge of honor
You're even calling you
What? Well, thanks
We've been calling you pussy for so long
Who wants to put it?
Okay.
Okay.
Who wants to put it?
What do you mean?
Come on.
Who wants to put it?
Like it just feels rationally to the languages.
I was speaking Chinese.
And we were speaking to the other.
It means pussy is what we found out.
Yeah.
That's not all right.
That means what's up?
Let's go on, it's Rey.
You're bootstoring the accent right now.
You don't even know the accent.
Boook you right now.
You don't even know the accent.
Jersey, goodwood.
Who musta, like it's a like a bionical?
Come on, cumaza.
We should all teach each other a little bit.
Oh, our language.
moves with you guys like me to teach you some Mandarin how about I teach you some manners
how about a hello as a guy you don't know any Mandarin
me quite showing when my oh that sounds Mandarin to me that's not as really nice
thank you you both in Mandarin the sun is really nice a lot of we're showing you a
book club oh yeah oh welcome to join now well I need to know welcome to join
We're reading the 48 laws of power for book club. So FSR the FSR book club
Wouldn't it be the absolute book book club? Oh, no, no, it's sort of you're inviting
So one is a guest, it's a serve button, but like you can be our first member. So I'm in the serve book club
But it's still the serve book club. Yes. Yes, I was like a guest
You're glad to be here. I knew you guys would get like this today. How are you, buddy? How do you know?
I'm doing great. I feel like I've been talking in a long time actually
It was been a week man. We talked last week. I just miss you all right. Like why
After spending every freaking waking day with you and I just talked to you once a week. It sucks
Dude, I got a crazy message. I gotta tell you about what I can't leak. I did as can't we
Wait, message it to me.
Wait, it's not what you guys are doing, Gary.
Please, please.
Only send it to me, only send it to me.
They're going to recognize this kind of...
This is kind of a SL thing, not a surf thing.
You can't just say SL thing, now you can't, that's like it.
I like it.
I like it.
I like it.
It's like two pages.
No, no.
Oh my god.
Are you serious?
You're not sending it to us, too.
This is what divides us.
What?
What?
I'm so curious.
That is crazy.
That is crazy.
Did I just tell you about this?
I know.
You were right and I, and I, and I,
Oh, you credit for that.
Is it drama?
No, I'll put it up.
I'll put it up.
I'll put it up.
It's fine. We can just.
No, no, it's not, you guys, it's not drama at all.
It's not drama.
drama you get it's not even you guys will even care I care a lot about secret ok oh my god
actually no he's being an asshole
I'm not being an asshole
no that's it my my my my his name is
oh my yeah
I was like who's my dad
I think you have secrets in front of the rest of the group.
You're going to hang out in front of people who aren't invited.
Yeah.
You're going to hang out in front of people who aren't invited.
It is low EQ.
Yeah, it really is a lot of way.
And I'll say you're like, I thought you're one of our higher EQ friends.
But that was like insanely low EQ.
We talked about eye contact stuff again.
Why do you always talk about it again?
to the guy, be like, thank you.
Well, go ahead, guys.
Do you ever have problems?
So, okay, whenever you're talking to someone,
or does this happen when you are talking to someone
where you're thinking about how much I contact
you're making with somebody, so then you think about it
and you look away and then you look back
and then you're, do you ever count in your head
or look away and essentially at your fingers
or just somewhere in the room?
No, I would think those were behaviors
of someone made with the social anxiety,
Generally, I just look and I have never thought about it more than that.
You said that way nice with his squeaks.
I just do a spray.
Which eye, which eye to look at?
You don't think about that?
That's the point.
I'm just like, no, that fucking way.
I'm just thinking about which eye sometimes.
Okay, okay, that's the point.
Yeah, I have a thing or more thing, right?
It's ugly left eye.
Oh my god.
You're showing that out.
You're showing that out.
Me and me, you're showing that out.
Me and me.
I got a switch.
Puff, tough on the eyes.
My eyes are uneven, that's probably a thought you've had, I think, damn.
No, the pot can't be so, you know, rude to the kettle.
The pot can't be so rude to the, oh, cause your eyes are.
Yeah, why are we not playing for me?
I'm here.
I'm here.
Down.
Bill?
Yeah, I'm here.
I'm here.
It'd be a check.
Have your games gone today, y'all?
Good, we're actually ready.
We just been popping off at the end, we were like, yeah, or we were like, what's the count I guess I think 3 and 2 or 2 and 2
Yeah, pretty high. Yeah, I would make 3 and 2 or 2 and 2, which one 3 and 2 3 2 and 2 2 and 2
2 and 2 and 2, only 4 games. Yeah, a lot of it was just us talking because steam was down. Yeah, we talked a lot
Yeah, actually we made the book club we did a show and tell it was a real blast
It's actually been really positive. I should do a show in tell it was nice. That sounds lit
jealous
No, I want a thousand dollars in a video game tournaments. Oh, oh, Rivals of Ether. Yep. Yep. It's a new game
Who won?
me I won I
did
In fact game your game. Yeah
So you made this whole tournament to win more money? I'll go be I'll go be I'll go ahead
Okay, I'm gonna miss that.
That is so impressive.
How many trying to sub you?
One that were yours.
A few.
You should donate it.
God be happy.
I'm good on that.
To be too out there.
To be too T, how about that?
One cat?
Bombing.
Bombing.
One cat.
Hated.
Nice.
I'm not clear. I've got some use since we're you too
I'm gonna oh
Just like two-site two-site
Any brother sub
Foss
What was that fuck?
He was thinking stuff while you were clutching. You were literally thinking subscribers
No, no, no, no, no, it's okay. I'm happy that my friend is getting subs. Hey, all if you have your prime
It makes sense to use it
Hey, all
times be sure to use it
On lutty
Long
Wow, you just feel that kind of
Cat dead
Whoa
There was like 15 flashes long
Both longer well too long. Oh, they're gone. No one pit one long
One there
You have bombed down
I've never used this gun.
Oh, shoot it.
Thought made here.
One's mid.
Is anyone here mid?
I mean, I'm here.
I'm watching.
I'm so bad.
He wrote that probably.
One cat.
No, no, we have Bumso.
Oh, oh, I see.
One long.
Still there.
Looking at it.
One long one cat.
Okay.
One long.
Sorry.
That's hurt.
That's 20 feet.
Nice try, nice try.
Good.
I looked it.
Yeah, it was a good save.
It was a good save.
It was a good save.
It was a good save.
I get my squeaks missed me.
No.
No, I feel like me and buy that.
I feel like I'm like the worst kid.
No, I missed.
I like all of you guys.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
I don't think he was missed.
No, no, no, no.
I apologize.
I meant that.
Like in a nice way.
I get my squeaks missed me.
Yeah, it was cute.
Yeah, but you said it in a past way like like
Because it was probably rough with y'all
No, it was
It was a great way to
We were probably green
We need to spend this some time
One side
One's cheeseball
And it wasn't like that
It wasn't like that
They were fun to play with
I like playing with Ray and Fusley
You can probably let us out
I'm first in the A
I'm saying A
Did somebody choose all of many Australians like every guy?
Oh!
What the hell!
Oh!
Thanks, mate.
Two in sight.
Your team is coming up, Kat.
Inside, inside, inside, inside.
One.
Yes!
Last one, no.
Hi.
Unknown.
where is the bomb followed by
it makes more noise the closer you are to it
oh
nice try nice try nice try nice try nice try
if you hold Ian walk it'll automatically lock to the bomb
oh
Why are you laughing, buddy?
Ah, yeah, so if you flush after you see it goes down.
No, that's not actually-
Like what are we doing?
Oh, that's like a- what?
It's like a-
Fuck.
That is the same one.
Messerah.
You're good.
One long.
mid mid mid mid mid pushing mid mid
mid today
Oh shit I'm in bad spot
Upcat upcat
333 cat
a close is another close to you
a
one chapter one HP one HP one HP yeah but what do you do with one HP that's a
matters all these in all save my up wisdom wisdom is the most powerful
quality you can have okay do you really think that beauty I would put above
But beauty is more important than wisdom. Long term. Yeah, you're okay. Splendid.
Better to be a bad bitch than a smart one.
That's crazy. Would you rather your daughter be a bad bitch or a smart bitch?
Bad bitch.
Bad bitch.
Your daughter?
Like her, like her father.
Like her father.
Like her father.
Yeah, you are a bad bitch.
Ludwig. Thanks. Like you're bad. Oh, I thought it was like a compliment. No, I guess I misunderstood the interaction.
Mr. Ratt, I guess.
Oh, nice. Oh, wait. That was a suicide pick. What the hell are you?
Yeah, I'm just playing around. I'm just spamming the house where do we're where are we're tunnels?
Oh my god
Could be out mid
I'm out mid
I'm out mid too. Oh, they are how big two of them
One is suicide and one is cat going up cat
That's your life of movie. They're going to be
But we have it one yet
Yeah, but I like how you put yet
One double doors the sides talk
What?
What?
That's a spamming platform on aim.
Seriously.
Wait, wait, wait.
Come on.
Come on, aim is insane.
Like if you have a milk tank and you got a milk, the frickin' machines, you have to
right click so accurately to for peak efficiency.
What was the concept of question?
Yeah, please save the other or no.
We should book me buying this round, I think.
What's the idea of a moral?
That's way to be a molly-out.
With a smoke.
Okay, like why why he's doing gotcha journalism
Oh one lower
What a shot
These adecoi on a
Because last round, they were just looking through a mallie into it
and I thought it was Fenny.
Once backside.
One car.
One car.
One car.
Get out.
I'm watching my stream.
I'm watching my stream.
I'm watching my stream.
I'm watching my stream.
Okay.
Bye, Breeze.
Bye, Breeze.
We're on a tough, weird buy.
Let's say, I'm gonna say it.
Let's say it.
Yeah, let's, I think that's a good idea. Good call, right?
W. Thank you.
Did you all cat?
Awesome.
Upcat.
Pack a G.
Upcat, they're rushing a fast.
Yep, one through.
Is it good backing off?
No.
They're just powering through, type shit.
Okay, I'm not getting a marketing marketing, I'm not getting a marketing marketing, what is going on? Why are they doing this to us?
What I don't know just like a hard it's kind of like it doesn't remember we talked about this side
Oh, yeah, they they they're they're they're they're directing the pace of their control and they
They are and if they just want to take and they get the site because we're all defaulted and they're they could choose to be a human
The other side we will do to them. Well, they did us. Okay
Cat I've got a cat
Oh my god, do my molly.
Nice!
On site, where are you playing in?
I'm just kidding.
I'm just kidding.
No, no, no, there's a corner for us.
One goes.
Okay, okay.
good y'all. I think we're going to win this when it's our turn to be terrorists.
Yeah. Oh my god. Give me one chance at the end. Oh my god. Oh my god. I have predicted
rack hill rag dolls on. What is that mean? So like randomly I'd be shooting at someone
when I think their body falls like on my screen they fall but they're alive
I'm playing Thor cat what the fuck is that I do
top cat yeah
He's hurt long one HP. Hoping there.
Okay.
One's one HP long.
Oh, I think.
That's nice. Okay.
What the fuck is happening this book?
I think he went B.
He went, I think he went CT B.
He's still CT still CT.
You're still CT. Your friend is going mid.
No, but he stopped.
Let me get you out of there.
Wow, I got you.
I really feel like we can win this in one is this part of a, uh, what's I'm
reading? How do you get funny? What?
I think you know, thank you.
Yeah, I can buy you. I buy you. I'm kidding.
What do I bought or I bought or I bought her okay
One's hopping through this side
Watch her be watch her be be be be be somebody wrote it in quickly now
They're not come in. Yeah, yeah, yeah
Purple a I might go other stuck in tunnels. It's so funny
Once tons.
Lower, lower, lower, lower tons.
Don't give up your line.
Mid.
Up down.
One more mid.
I'll ping Xbox.
Where's that kill?
Two.
Mid Xbox.
Oh, last time he's got on an insane flash.
Carefully big hear you
One more mid and one cat nice kill
That's guy top man top man top man
Nice that was a good push Leslie into tunnels. Thank you. Thank you. That was sick. You'll let he drop me that on beat you by saying finish
No, no, it's okay. Don't drop you got me that up
Yeah, buddy, stick to watching me the gray screen
All right, I know
That's fine
Up down mid
Oh
Oh, I'm gonna do it this time.
Nothing.
Nothing, be guys.
Nothing, be a question to time.
Approach and line, who raised the train to me.
Nip.
Bottom.
Oh, no.
I'm walking through a small cloud new, but.
So it was pretty cool.
Right side, two, two mid.
Oh, it, oh, there's a last two.
What was a long one thing oh, yeah, must be a nice Leslie
Good pushes wow
Good job
I see it just like that, he got ourselves a game.
Maybe he can't broke now, maybe he just planned.
Yeah, watch her be.
Okay.
I'll go quickly.
Okay.
I'm all right.
A lot long.
One tunnels?
That's one tunnel.
to be. Cat cat. No the guy the
good guy was shooting is this kind of
like the one. Can you flash cat?
Yeah. Yeah.
Flash. Flash.
One target. Bought his copy. Perfect
fucking flash by the way. One more cat.
One more.
The bottom lower lower mid
towards.
One still cat ray. I had a
Yeah, they need bomb, right?
Where'd you see it?
I thought it was pop mid, no.
It was.
I'm just kidding, they have it, yeah.
Nice.
That flash was insanely good. Good job. Like flash for each other cat and long as how we win.
Easy. Those comms are good to call for that flash too. So don't. Yeah. Okay.
What do you do when you call for the flash? I flashed somewhere.
Okay. You guys want to go out long? Yeah, yeah, can you cut me? Yeah. I'll run out with you.
It's like nine day. Oh
Get flashes. No, I'm gonna smoke cuz I'm first out
Let's get okay
Push push push all the way I love it. I love it. I love it. Keep pushing. What is it? Oh, yeah, no close
Smoke as a hole in it. It's fine jump through jump
Oh my god, yeah, because obviously the smoke is horrible. I've got a smoke because I'm first one out
Just funny to say. Oh, yeah. Like those are related things
Okay, yeah, I like that round. It's a goofy. We should rush me. I
Let's let's force Mac times because we've got to plant them
Mac and rush me rush me rush me. I'll smoke them all eat. Let's go be I'll smoke window
No, no, just run just run in really yeah, no, no. I'm gonna smoke them all
So we should take the go in.
Yeah.
I'm hoping to Molly I'm sweating.
Done out.
Did anyone hear me?
Let me do it.
I hope he's hurt for you.
We're out, B.
They gave us side to get our side.
War.
Oh, door.
Last year, sir.
Wait, we did it without huge, huge, huge, huge.
Good.
Fuck you.
Good job.
Oh, I did it.
Oh, I did it.
Oh, I did it.
Oh, I did.
Okay, I'm smoking I'm smoking mid. Love you you should get your long spawn I think you're better than them
I'm flashing for you
Oh, ow, ow, ow, I was in big grenade. I'm pushing out
I'm gonna try to do a proper smoke for once
We want on site.
I'm planning for long-plot.
Fuck. Yeah, last thing's up to the lower.
Could go through cat as well. I'm just like could wrap a long.
What?
A story of options.
Probably cat. We're saving.
I think that's all the options.
Catch saving, quitting, loading valor, and playing a lead to plat.
I'm having fun, I'm having fun.
Will he sometimes a friend?
Good round.
Good round.
Good round.
All right.
Good freaking win.
Should I say that?
No, no, no, I can't.
No, that's a great deal.
I'm lying in up.
I'm buying an apple.
Don't call yourself that.
Would you say it?
I'm not going to pop up.
Wait, I'm...
Wait, we literally called them some pop up today.
Yeah, because my team name is Big Pappa.
Why is Big Pappa?
Because I like having...
It's awkward when people say, I'm flashing for you, Papa.
What the hell is this?
Blushing for your cat?
Uh, dude.
What's this happen? I'm so sorry. I should have had that squeeze.
I don't know.
That's not your fault.
Oh, they pushed out A.
I think that means no one's on site, surely.
One car.
Nice movie.
One ram?
I got it!
Nice.
Where will be the clean?
Yeah, 1v2.
It's got 18 HP.
Oh, what a shot!
And he.
Holy moly.
Oh, lay.
That's about right.
You know what's crazy about me when this?
Yeah, I promise I actually promise you we win this
Sorry, oh my whole chest. Oh my whole chest. Yeah, that's what I said. Yeah, for sure. I'm gonna lower
But if we just want to be okay rush me
I have smokes smoke the Molly if they're only it can certainly
I got it, me. It's my my con. Yeah, I was just dumb
Something nice that's air freaking good baby
I was checking lower
See your bait. No, I was making sure no
Oh my god. Now you have to win it.
I mean, how many of them are alive?
Oh my god. Oh my god.
Three are alive.
Okay.
I watch yours.
I can not.
I can not.
I can not.
Wait, did you do that right me?
Yeah.
Cover me.
I can not.
I can not.
I can not.
Yeah.
Cover me.
I can not.
I can not.
I can not.
He ran out of the smoke!
True.
I'm running out of the smoke.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
I'm running out.
I'm moving hard.
One's inside.
All right.
One's on.
I'm going to just run out. I like that. Oh
Winna bowl. Yeah, I got spamming
Antie
Man was crazy. I thought we're gonna go again. We go again. We go again. We freaking go again
That was a good warm-up. Let's try
right.
Do you guys play with A in recently?
Yeah. Okay, I was going to make sense.
Wait, what do you mean?
I was just asking if you played with A in recently.
Why? Why am I implying something from that?
No, he just had said a comment and it did make sense,
but knowing you guys played together makes more sense.
What did A in say?
The way you hit 16k.
No way you hit 16k.
No, I don't listen.
Yeah, and not.
Oh, but he's gonna be didn't.
What?
Is it 8 in our chicken? Who's chicken?
Oh, chicken is just some random guy.
Oh wait, what's 8 in again? Pigeon, that's it.
Pigeon.
I've been playing with 8 in 2.
Um, no comments about you. Interesting, man.
8 in his greatest. Oh.
I think I'm not even kidding.
I'm not even kidding.
You guys can get 16k, I'm a believer.
I think it's going to take a lot of effort.
I think it will close. I don't think you guys are close right now, but I think you have it in you to get to 16.
Okay, but you just have to learn like don't listen like you know smoke lines, but it's just like learning how to trade and learning how to like just like
I really hate.
So like basically say it's a 2v1 and you're close your teammate when your teammates take in like fire you peek out with him.
So that when your teammate dies, like you can quickly get the trade frag.
Oh, actually an example there is one that's
the trade frags died.
Where was it and be cats.
Cat.
Cat.
Okay.
The second last round, he died cat and then used
him on after and died.
Oh, that's a good swing.
That's a good swing because you're trying to get the trade frag.
You know where he is, so you have like a little bit of an advantage.
Yeah.
I also flashed you, which I feel like was maybe bad.
Yeah, you did, but that's okay.
Was it bad to flash you were good it's it's actually my fault because you called a flash
So not it's okay like I did my own flash then you flash laughter
Come along
We're up along there's one guy lurking mid probably yeah on a call the cat now
I'm sorry.
You guys both waged wars, you probably did like 80 damage of all of them.
How do I see?
I was just saying the top right now.
What does it say?
45 and 300 and 2.
I'm just covering numbers.
I'm saying that.
Oh, 400 and 300.
But it's what they did to you.
Yeah.
Yeah, let's say maybe that actually might be wholess.
Okay.
and you stack day maybe oh what the hell I don't see anything mad watch your
long or be one baby I'm rotating quickly now
Wait, like, great flank. That actually was way more.
Let's say it.
Let's go.
Yeah, I have more.
I have more.
I have more.
Fuck me.
Wait, we're the winning spot.
I'm so fucking happy that we beat Minecraft by the way.
We did that.
Yeah, you slept through it too. It was just crazy.
You won once.
I did. I was really tired.
long
it's just one
mid
yeah
right now
nice
so one long
last one
last one
near pit
oh deep
he was really close to a pit
you crossing the side you can run you can run you can run
let's see
let's be speaking
no
no
that's it
that's it
I was gonna swing because I heard a
dank so there's no way he's still holding
cap but this kind of wanted a
fucking not to not turn that head
I'm really worried that you'll like it like a practice bot
That was a good play because I had the smoke work. Okay?
Why do you lying inside? I don't what's my setup? I'm I'm flashing out long
I hear it and puns are smoking for B
I'm leaving you
Little mid-doors, push out Mike
Oh, I whiffed out man
I'm in trouble. Yeah, you are.
Expox. Oh, I stopped.
Next one.
Sounds like it coming towards you.
Oh, alright.
Let's do it.
Ooh.
Good try and plot.
Guys, we're generally getting unlucky.
Can you run away?
you win me. Unlucky. Um, I'm gonna, I'll go be. What do we do here? Our money is so
fucked. Can we save me? Yeah, let's go back. Let's push our business. Let's push our
I'll pass.
I'm blind, they flash mid.
One more spawn.
You can't think, can't think, can't think.
I'm not sure.
I can't.
So good, it's a good set.
Come on.
I don't know what.
I heard something.
You love that dog.
It's a good dog.
What would go to the key things all the words to wrap songs? Thanks.
Yeah, no most of them.
Sing humble by Kendrick.
I like that one.
Me too. I'll sing it all the time.
You're not quite not for it.
That's just long.
Nothing B so far.
Oh, I know I shouldn't, but I want to.
I know I shouldn't, but I want to.
Painting.
One long hit.
One cat.
About to kill me.
Two cat.
Two and five.
Pass in, uh, Xbox, lower.
I'll save you.
Pass.
Cat, cat, cat, cat, cat.
That's pretty close.
Thank you.
One lower tunnels.
Bomb, where did I be?
Yeah.
One side.
Four feet seal, let's go together.
Okay, okay.
I'll go window.
One scar?
Yes.
Oh, he's dead. He's dead.
Oh, we're dead.
Stick it, stick it.
One lost guns, could be dead.
Oh, nice!
It is, it is.
I'm on it.
I'm on it. Good fight y'all. That was great fight by us. Let's see. You're having a great game of your first. Well, yeah
Good, I just needed just six or seven games to one
What was that noise a bit after you went
She's been doing that sticking out his tongue. Leslie. He wants to drop from you. Sorry. I got you. What do you want?
I don't think you look at him as game, I think he took my good gun and I'm too okay, it's fine, I'll just die
Watch your cat, oh, one's mid
I'm gonna
B-B-B-O-P
Oh, oops
He's B
To be bothered to off
Fox me, bro.
Oh good, we're T side players.
I'm gonna go along and Molly it.
Okay.
It's usually come with me long and jump into pet. Just like going to pet.
And just like, uh, just, uh, just, uh, just, uh...
No, I guess I'm here.
Just, uh, please.
Perfect.
Are you not sneak up closer, maybe?
Could you have a shotgun?
I'm going smoke.
Which I'm still one top mid, right?
Yeah.
Spotted me, I'm trying to bait for you.
Stay at angle.
You're when push that mid.
Any alone?
One long?
Yep.
I'm leaving. They're leaving.
You made two mid right now. Two. Two people. They get it.
I'm just gonna get it. Fuck, still one cat and one mid.
Oh, one cat.
You can push this right, really?
I don't think they'll expect you.
I don't think they're gonna push you because they'm all in awe.
Up cat. What a shot. You guys are insane.
She's still in casa.
I think they're on a now, right?
Yeah.
I'm going to run my god he actually just went x-cane mode
He just went crazy
Dude I just got fucking owned on it
He just went x-cane mode on us. That's so rough
I'm broke again in
League and Valorant and stuff if you're new do a lot of people like smurf
Like so it makes it hard to learn I just realized this today. I don't know why it's such a revelation
like these lower games it's always like a couple people who are a long one mid top mid
nice
See, back to me.
That is so full.
Two more long.
Inside.
Like what?
I just didn't see it pretty good.
Just in scene.
the
I mean, well, no, you are.
You are.
No, no, you have a lot of people's by now.
Remember your authority?
Something kills that ink to give?
No.
It was in Z.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, one mid.
Lower.
One key.
What an opportunity.
Awesome for mid.
Watch your cat.
That's your cat.
Why not set up?
They had to push the whole smoke.
I don't know if he's that saying.
I don't know, you're there.
There's still time. I have no idea.
Holding, holding.
And random bullets.
Ah, he's hurt.
Oh, he's gone.
Oh, god.
What the fuck?
God.
No.
He's just just hiding in this land.
And...
naughty mouse.
I'm back, baby.
Let's freakin' go.
I was in one round.
That's right.
I did a lot of things.
I want to see what you do it again.
That was good.
That was really good.
Did he throw a naivet, right?
No.
I threw my bullets.
Oh!
Yeah, they're a lit.
I dupe early and I need to damage.
I'm 4 down, it's 1.
You're gonna say, I'm gonna be like, oh, what?
Your mic is tough.
I don't know what he's saying.
I'll get all good.
Fuck!
What's going on?
Where are they?
Be, I got them, I got them, I got them, I got them, damn, no comms, Leslie.
No, I got scared because I was a die.
There's a notification that came up on my other monitor and it got distracted by it and
I miss my shot and I'm pedaging and then that's why I gave no cut.
You're all just going to be a good player today.
The invitation, no, it's just something I pre-rolls being disabled and it looks bright and blue and I was like,
what's that? And I died.
I thought you got this invitation.
And my eyes are dry, but invitation of what?
I didn't get invited.
I sent you the link.
I don't think so, man, okay, whatever it's, I mean, you do, but I think I want to go there.
I mean, it's fine, yeah, it's fine.
Whatever, like, you're a couple of T I guess, but what do you think about it?
to the
one of the
one of the
holding long from home to have, I think they have four of us for like three a long.
There you got this, less of you when. Oh my god, it's a good dorsan.
Sure. Yeah, 100%. I don't like it. A, B.
I'm not even kidding you. We come alive. We do come alive.
Thank you.
Let's rush B fast.
Perfect.
Bbbbbbb.
Oh, he smoked the one on him.
I'm not going to go or so, I don't know how this happens.
Something coming coming coming coming coming, I'm right behind you.
Car, car, car!
What door? What door?
Nice, car dead.
On close door.
I'm planning to go out on a tunnel.
Don't plan it, they're around you.
Yeah, that should be her to have a line to do the shot.
Two.
And she had one.
That there was.
Yes.
I realized how long it's going to reload that gun.
It's okay.
Okay.
I was doing a lot of reloaded that gun so much.
The reason I called B was because we had two,
like, really good B spawns.
So like, if you have a, like, look at this, our teammate,
math, can, or whatever is made of.
Look at he is a long spawn.
So like, what's good is if he ran long,
ran long like knife out, but the problem is if we like size up, then we kind of lose the advantage.
Yeah, a huge advantage, yeah, because we lost our two top spawns. So like Lotto
I think I think we're out.
One pushing along.
They're all big.
They're all big.
One, two, three, four, one, one.
Okay, all good.
Okay, okay, good same, good same.
Okay, so now I get there.
Do we have a long spawn?
Okay, okay.
All right, all right, we got a piece spawn.
What are the best you can get?
No, I'm going to go lower.
I'm going on run.
I'm going lower I'm going lower
I'm going lower
Nice, let me hear
Nice, it's fine, lower, lower, lower
You're lower, when's lower by the ball?
Okay, okay, where's the bomb? Okay, you gotta get the bomb.
That's a big deal.
You don't need to worry about getting the bomb.
I think they're gonna rush.
I've got a fucking flash, you guys.
One up, Kat.
God.
God.
God.
God.
God.
God, so unlucky.
Still?
Okay, I think they're gonna rush us as quickly as possible, so if we just hold the entrance
We should do well. Yeah, I can push long dude
You gonna flash me puff up. I'm flashing
One flank, wait, Leslie, can you get fun?
They're us.
No, I was first out, you know, I was going to smoke first out.
Oh, I can smoke it, I'll smoke it, I'll smoke it.
Okay.
Two cat, by the way.
What's outside guys?
It was a very bad smoke.
Oh, I didn't want to mess with this off.
We'll be leaves.
We have time to leave.
Oh, oh.
Yeah, we're two new ones.
Let's check the group.
Okay, I think he's all big because of the gap.
Damn, he lagged.
I was a little glad there was crazy.
Yeah, look, thank you for covered.
That was a latency difference for foth.
That literally was.
How the fuck did that kill me?
I have no idea that.
Yeah, it's really weird.
Yeah, it's really weird.
Hey, GD's man.
Oh, he said I love you Ludwig.
Do you think that man?
He's a fan?
I love you too unless you aren't sub then kill your uh-
Oh, hey
No, sorry, I didn't type it
I will resell me
Okay
You're one way
That's, that's a tilted
No, what?
I am tilted too
Yeah, I actually have something very good it felt like
I'm discouraged
I feel like do the other map like do they have roles in this game? Yes
Like if somebody the smokers somebody the entry usually or is it all spawned a page? It's like entry
So
Is it true that Aiden you guys were winning until another way to win is it true? Yeah, yeah, is it true that you said Leslie and Ryan?
I know John hitting 16k. I know I said I said all of you have no shot of hitting 16k
to get there.
Oh no, no, I have there.
After today, I definitely am not doing this with blood.
Because he actually fucked up my vibe.
How do we look what happened to past few games?
I mean, I think I'll fucking mud a wig.
First of all, you shared secrets just squeak.
So that involved in Wesley and I.
Secondly, you're yelling at us because we didn't follow your daughters.
Are you always going to get a sweet?
No, you did it.
You didn't ask.
You said you were going to hurt me.
We don't want to go.
Okay, you know it's crazy. No, no, no, they're fucking right, let away. Yeah, you're fucking fall. Actually
Oh, no, actually literally actually literally right. I came back. Oh, you're right. I know you're actually right
Luttering is right. He was praying for agon. He was actually helping
It seems to be a better experience for you guys.
The quick, the passive aggressiveness and the bad don't see this.
The aggressive when we fuck up.
And that you're not that you're into getting the lot that you're into.
Thank you, Aiden.
Oh my god.
Thank you.
Wait, is Aiden want to play?
I don't think you're helping coming in.
Aiden.
Aiden.
Aiden.
Aiden.
Oh, okay.
I feel better already.
That's rich.
That's rich.
So anyway, that was like a free therapist.
It's not even like accusing you got like I'm asking.
I don't finish your sentence.
Surely for the discovery of how to be better.
What is an example of like a passive aggressive thing I do that should not.
Um, we're not in like class alive.
You always like tell me like, oh, like guarantee me somewhere.
It makes me like always turn and change and I always run it.
I think 10 for 10.
I forget like this.
So like what I said is guaranteed double doors.
He wasn't double doors.
Yeah, it's when you see a kid from where you were looking.
Yes, when I was already holding where
eventually kill me for a reason.
Because I didn't know that was something that bothered you.
Yeah, I thought you were like, well, it's easy to kill.
Pretty sure of those things, but like, you just say shit.
Okay.
Is there any other examples from you, right?
That you that I should work on?
Because I want to work on myself this year, guys.
Really?
Sometimes it's your tone.
Like, it's great.
Concent, like,
I, today I saw a clip of you screaming muted,
because you, I don't know, we did stuff big,
and it's like, you're like being so passive
being so passive aggressive, tone-wise.
So like, yeah, like, it's the one I knew that I go.
The last one's race, I'm gonna turn out fucking well.
Like, is that something that bothers you?
Should I not do that?
It's just like, you're actually a vile terrorist.
Like, you fuck up the vile.
Very bad.
Feel like there's pressure to play that earth.
So I don't get yelled at by you, but then because there's that fucking ass, I'm playing worse.
I think I get it.
I think I like know how to be the perfect teammate now.
Oh my god, I learned a lot today. I'm saving. I'm also saving I'm here that ambulance
Just need it then I guess probably serve a side thing
Right side man
Stop y'all.
Cute, cute, cute, cute, cute.
One of our best things to cute, so I'd say.
Go, go, go, go.
Do you need to run?
We have bombs.
We're gonna go play.
I think those were the last two.
Yeah.
I have to play close.
I was shocked, aren't you?
I'll be for you.
Never mind.
I'll be for you.
Nice.
It's all one's hurt.
Both and say it. Oh, good try good save. Okay, we got this
We can do it mental reset. We got everything up our freaking jazz
Really good tape around no that was a great round. It's fine. Now we buy and we win
can I get a whoa whoa thank you all right here we go here we go
the least of you all that one I didn't believe I'm gonna go ultimate to a
part of it okay I don't know what that means but I'm gonna okay okay okay perfect that's
fine I'll come to you guys
one
oh
oh
nice
good job
I'm gonna date on meeting
two CT
oh he's coming church
oh my god
I'm ready looting.
Fuck.
What's it, planet 4?
Uh, planet 4.
Uh, planet 3.
Hi, I'm the one.
That's fucking no!
Whoa, we got this, I'm telling you!
Where's Ray loading?
Oh, it's when I reload the gun, and it doesn't need to be reloaded.
Oh, okay, okay, okay.
Yeah.
A very common thing that I do.
So, it coined the term Ray loading.
I see, I see.
It's gonna be time to go.
Left side, man.
It's never gonna be nice, but I'll ignore that.
Oh, hi!
One more A.
Oh my god.
I hate this a lot of lagging.
Good plan, wait, what the fuck is happening?
one halls
and one time
nice
good round all around holy shit
wait, how'd you get out?
hey, what the fuck?
was that through halls?
where, where did it?
wait, that was insane
I don't even know that was possible
alright, I heard a plane
to be for me and you
maybe you guys have to start every match talk to you
we should forget to do all
no
that's not playing with you
left side mid
side
one more left side
Yeah, it's just, are they saving her?
Yeah, yeah, they're poor.
Wow, watch him all.
It was a purple, purple, purple.
I got a long, long hair.
Watch her mid.
We could have pushed banana.
Good round.
Sorry, it's Monty Mouse just FYI. Thank you. Yeah, no, Mikey Mouse. Oh, but Monty mole. Monty mole is a Mario character. I didn't really
Like Mario's here. Yeah, true. Well, maybe I should be Monty mole. She's right or what's on you put Mario? Not for a long time
Months
saggy old days. I should bring it back
No, we get on that. No, I want to you guys Luigi now
Now, there was either me or sweet. They mullied Altman with a fuck. What a mullie.
Plashing.
One in holes.
Mollie in church.
Purple, what a thought mid, bad mullie.
Wait, nice.
One was a mid. I got your banana.
Please a mid guy.
Oh, no, one flank, one flank.
Wait, this one. I'm not going to sorry. Sorry, not flank. I meant spawn.
One in this one.
I think they're both these two I think they're both these two. I got it
Good right
Isn't it fun when we're winning?
It's a high room around one. Yeah, I don't like you when we're losing
I feel like maybe you don't like me. I tried
I'm supposed to be nice to me this year. I know who's supposed to be nice to be too. What the hell?
Yeah, what did I do those be?
No, I'll work on my crime. Yes.
One cross.
Okay, one more close on the right side bar away.
Appreciate that, Holmes.
That grenade didn't hit you.
Oh, our team is taking B.
Okay, let's go, we're let's go B.
Dude, this guy is sick.
We're in planning for long banana.
I'm gonna do this.
One banana, one banana.
One banana.
One banana.
One of these people I saw is...
Last guy is a banana.
Okay, nice.
He was a banana.
Two gums.
Good job.
I think you guys just like saying banana.
I'm pushing banana.
One banana.
He's a banana.
He's a banana.
I got banana.
It's a fun conversation.
I got a question.
something you know what to say. True. I don't know most call-outs, except banana. You just
don't forget banana. I'm gonna check apartments. I'm not, uh, what's good? A part? Should I
grenade the apartments? Oh, nothing all of us. Okay. Do you miss? I'm taking
I got a kill banana I got the I got the die nice
Dude, I died bomb is boiler and dropped.
Oh, okay, how far is he dead?
There are three left.
I was kind of sure run out.
Nice.
Two motor.
Two motor.
This guy is so good.
Damn, I found him.
I'm not.
I'm T&T.
I won't lie.
I was overwhelmed with the comms there.
Oh.
I think there's just one of the call-outs.
Okay, so you don't want any comments.
Here, wait, I can take you guys on a tour, and I can tell you the comments.
Okay, follow me, follow the leader.
Yippee!
Here's water.
This is all men, all men.
All men, all men.
Yes, all men.
That you need it into apartments, into halls.
Okay, let's go halls.
or like second mid or whatever you want to call it.
We are in
Halls, we're walking.
The guy can be standing.
Nice.
Go go go run out, run out, run out, run out.
Run out, run out, run out.
Nah, it's fine, it's fine.
It's fine, it's fine.
It's fine, it's fine.
Two.
Two truck side mid.
What's a boiler?
What's a boiler?
Boiler is on...
Yeah, right there.
Nice, one more, one more Gillilap.
Yep.
Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't–
I was like, close by.
I didn't–
It's a truck left or sorry. Yeah, it's up to be one
Great
Stack is PC
I don't need to drop good a kill a apartment and good kill out
Oh, truck side red that was sick
You need a purchase
Where did you go?
Yeah.
Oh, I died, mid.
Once close to you, Leslie.
Yeah.
Once CT.
I shot.
the
She does not care, he's listening to music.
Saw good, it's close round.
Let's try to...
Rey, have a good spawn for Molly and banana, for Molly and Clark.
I will Molly and Clark. Perfect. Perfect.
I'm going to try to follow up and get some entry frags.
One's right on me.
I would like to formally apologize.
Okay.
There's the op-ing topic.
Nice.
The momentum just changes somehow, you know?
I don't know what it is.
One is on site.
two here
five
five
five
I just stopped holding mouse one. I'm gonna pull it out.
I have a thing. It's the last one.
I have four stuff for everything you can, okay.
I'm running in there.
You like that shotgun?
Closing?
Phase flash?
They also flashed.
Right side mid, right side mid.
Two banana.
Dude, this guy doesn't miss it.
Oh, shit.
He just got like a fucking ace.
What the hell?
Damn!
Damn!
Damn!
Oh, fuck in the tent.
We've always been CT side players.
A man, except, yes.
Another map.
No, don't even back.
I was talking about that.
That was just the bad vibes map.
I was, you know, R.C.R.T.
This is a mental reset.
We win this.
Really good.
This game, no?
Yeah.
I feel like my vibes meter is going back up.
I think we have to just air out our grievances.
Uh-oh.
I will always be right here.
I mean, let's be right here.
They're not going to make it happen.
I'm going to make it happen.
I'm going to make it happen.
I'm going to make it happen.
Yeah, I'm going to make it happen.
I'm going to make it happen.
and
one of them
and
and
and
What are you on? I mean how I had a very lonely childhood
That's I'm proof. Yeah, I did I didn't become who is my
Cooler high school
So
I was
Yeah, it was a best year of home schooling
I
Sorry
What's I
Si
Oh, bother
Could be pushing up mid one's up bottom of banana up made up mid up mid pushing in oh my god. There's two that are not pushing
and
quite an on it
lot of noise banana
in the back of the day
we anchor we hold
what
How's be looking and I shot his balls just kidding. No, there's another one
Great, wait, wait, use a loan
Autumn stairs with bomb. Yeah, one more banana with bomb. He's like bottom banana
One a one a bomb a bomb a fuck the sky up, buddy. I got so many people go first
I'm down top, man.
Oh.
Oh.
That's y'all.
Good train.
Nice.
Wow.
Ring, ring, ring.
Banana fall.
Yeah, we are back with that. Yes, God. Bring it back bro, we're back. We're back. We're back.
Generally, this is good 26 hours here. Really?
Members that look good for one of us, put through the rest of us. Wait wait, it's a pepper thing.
Also, I was different. What is going on?
I'm going to come from the end of this room. Okay, it's not me, though, right?
My birthday soon. It's a lot of noise, banana.
Happy birthday, Steve.
Thank you so much. Would you guys go to my birthday party?
I'm excited for touching grass
I am too. It's gonna be crazy. It's gonna be crazy. Yeah
But Anna wait, good kill
So good get out of there
Get out of there
What I don't think she did I made it the bomb right is just so fucking big
How far does it go back? I have no idea. You used to be like you could survive over like here.
Oh, I see a spot.
Oh no.
Let's see.
Uh, yeah, it's like a lightning.
Oh, I even am.
We got this back. I think you can hold our spots.
Okay, I'm just going to play for the back.
Wait, what, you wanted Squeaks to come to LA just to hang out or did you have something planned?
guys and shit plan like what I said double fucking date me and his wife and two other people
so cute
what but it up what's going on
I think there's one A.
I took a gym in the office, look at the chat.
I'm so confused where they are.
I think they're in our spawn.
One's banana, one's banana.
You're still banana.
I work on the shots, I guess.
Nice.
Nice shot.
L sesi
Die.
L.
L.
Not through traffic.
I can't-
Aah!
Ya bayole!
L.
Prov'e the Blue Tower!
A stupid bumbys'
I can't think of whether you had a car to tow a car.
L.
You got a key you pick.
Let's pick the right timing forructuring
Mini makes a sense of fun.
He's not there.
Well, oh
I
That was hard though, and you also never kid
Was that a saver?
That was a good. That was a good fucking fine saver. It's like all you can hope for. Yeah, that's a good round
I'm just waiting for push, oh my god, I can't, oh my god, he's going to kill me.
Nice, I would fall back on this, play it, play it, play it, I'm falling back, I'm falling back, I'm falling back.
Let's not push out, Leslie.
That man.
Up mid with an armor.
Pushing mid.
He's plus mid.
Oh, I'm flashed.
Top mid.
Top mid.
Nice shoot.
I think they're at once on top.
Insight, Insight.
Oh, what is that hide it to one say it's on the wall
What is it not
Oh, oh God this guy
Stop, nice try
That's what the office is
Yeah, he was feeling it. He's feeling it. Let's try all
I'm gonna save it now
No
This guy's peak rating is 30,000 by the way.
What are you talking about?
Like our goal 16,000.
Yeah.
Look, look.
Oh, sorry.
I forgot we can't all look at my screen.
Oh.
Bumps.
Bumps.
Bumps.
Boys on bananas.
There's some some needs going.
They're not through.
Yeah, that's only one guy he's mulling but Anna another guy he just keeps
coffee
huge
oh wait not huge
huge loss for my huge loss I'm the sick of this team guy I'm sick of him
Fuck, fuck, fuck you ran through this smoke and I was reloading.
Night?
Oh, nice guard.
Okay.
Okay, okay, okay.
We did a big save that round.
Now I'm not gonna kill you not man. Yeah
I will go be then
Roger that yeah, does anyone know please it up come on blah blah what are you guys doing in there?
Come on
Nice
the
mid mid mid
what
all the
Where are they?
They're up.
Oh, no.
What's on there?
Okay.
Oh, close, close, he's late. He's late. Backside. Hold on. Yeah, sub. A four here.
Yeah, yeah. Oh my gosh. Good job.
Hey, you win. On site. Nice job. Wow another duo club. Good job. Good job. Good job.
Like an e-trawl
Shots one through five clearly must I don't that's not weird is what are you talking about paint
What's my a players
It's a vibe check over here
Okay, actually, I'm gonna use the right.
So, banana, there's two people here.
Ring, ring, banana, fom, to here.
Maybe you can see it.
Can we get it all over?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm not gonna get it all laid.
I'm not gonna get it all laid, I'm not gonna get it all laid.
There we go.
I got it, I got it.
Let's flip it.
Oh, there's two more banana.
Two banana.
Ray might die soon.
Oops, they saw me, I think.
That's what I am.
They're pushing D.
Okay, I'm rotating.
Damn it, I shouldn't have left.
Nice.
Oh man, I shouldn't have.
Banana, dead.
Nice.
Why not why not not
Nice
Oh, he's gone on that
What does carry you see in the bathroom with the lights off and you used the flashlight
Yeah, he's my phone class to make sure it's bright
Dude you're asked is not washer hands. I watch my hands. You do not
Then how does that even work? You watch him in the dark?
You just expose yourself.
Wait, what do you mean?
You, there's no way if you use a phone flash light.
I said, hey, every day.
Not after you pee.
I don't know, just twice a day. I don't know.
Ew.
I have a common take.
Three people going to be. Three people going to be.
I got a run here.
Coming, coming, coming, coming.
What's your take?
comment take I don't think any guys wash their hands after they pee I don't they don't
not when they pee that's not true not to pee really not all you got this wiggle and then you
you're like yeah you shake it you like I guess I'm not like other guys you just wiggle
I never thought shit I didn't even touch a wire where I walked my hand I
I watch my head.
You poke it out the zipper.
You're good.
You touch it.
Where is he?
Where is he?
Ludd?
Inside.
Two inside.
Two in a.
Um.
Oh no.
They're close.
They're close.
the
That guy's accurately good
Fucking hell fucking him man. Okay, but we're pretty good to you I think
I'm 419
We're good. I'm on the team. It's so good. I've been insecure that you guys have been pressing tab and thinking damn what I've shitter
What you think we're thinking of I don't know I think that okay, all right that was just my insecurities getting the best of me
Thanks, let's do you double their lowest players kills so anything they have it's kind of
Yeah, you double
Help me help
That's me
What's up
There's still one holding on.
Maybe let's go back to our whole home.
Okay.
I feel good holding me if someone's a swap me. I do like holding a okay
Just play with you guys the most comfortable off-hill agreed agreed
How do I shoot the fan mask?
Fan mask
Nice
Turn out but how do I shoot this gun just break yeah
I
Nice
What's going on poms?
There's an Anna around the farm
Think think think
He's hurt here with it off
He's hurt
You've bought me a bomb. Just say that. Oh
I thought I was hitting that's okay. It's okay
I think it's good too, actually, what the fuck?
Yeah, that doesn't have some pretty good.
I
I
I
I
I think
I mean if you guys are up banana like you guys have to play together if you're not up don't teach solo
You haven't seen
Yeah, they've had one kill at the fast way around. Oh, but he only had two kills anyways
Yeah, but one less body fur
That's true. That's true. That's true. That's true. That's true. You're the talking this round
Okay, let's hear it
You're about to hear my talker
They're doing a lot of you, too. On a nothing, man though
Okay, I'm going to run setting quickly now
Be safe
Dude, what was that?
On site in on site close to you coming now
I think it's a small cupcake.
Can't be too.
Can't be too.
I need this guy to come off.
Can't have me.
Sure, that's me.
Oh, that's hard.
I'm really close.
What a close game.
That was a good game.
No, it will not for me, and then if I had just played better, we would have won that.
No, no, no, no.
Is there an eye in the word team?
There is me.
There's also NTs.
There's also a T.
Let's only, let's only queue, dust in the other one.
I'm good for one more.
LK.
Yeah, I'll call LG2.
I'll call LG too.
Yeah.
Well, okay, okay.
LG.
LG.
LG.
Um, way.
Well, when I joined, we lost every single game.
I want to play something else.
Why?
I don't want to tilt it.
I can't give you a side.
I can't give you a side.
Yeah, sure.
Go ahead.
10 jumping ducks.
I'll do it on my dear.
Ten jumping down just eight. So I don't think I should do that. No, no, no, Leslie.
The map's way lost on for the ones we never play. It's literally a map.
It's difficult. Can I say something? That game. I have someone who is 29,999 on that account.
All right. So that's crazy. Someone who's about to be 16,000.
Wait, apparently there's a pro player B1T.
That wasn't real. I just want the name.
Oh, I know, squeaks.
Because he would be one of them.
That wasn't real cold Z.
It was.
B1G is from Ukraine.
Plus people to be new and it's to be having to play
Coltera and B1G.
Coltera and not Coltera.
Coltera is in Brazil.
Bruno's might be visiting.
Come to Brazil.
I would love to.
I don't see it, let it move to New York!
Oh yeah, right now, good call.
I'm going to scare you to the mombani tags.
They're in a mountain of dance.
So, guys, people jumping to turn tiles on X.
Everything up?
Yeah.
I always start on the side on this map.
Okay, I have actually a really good plan for us.
Okay, what is it?
Let's just fire our side.
Rag out and play with confidence.
Yes sir!
Sir!
Oh, I saw for frags.
We know this map.
We know it like the back of our hands.
Flash is long.
Too Flash is long.
Too Flash is long.
Too Flash does.
Oh.
What?
Dude.
One is pit, not the bomb.
Wait, I'm not the only one alive?
Yeah, one's in the trade.
Yeah.
But there, there's...
There, like...
I'm harder for him than it was for you.
I'm trying to...
Fuck.
You gotta kill that, so.
Yeah.
Okay.
Alright okay, we did.
I'm gonna force you to do something.
I don't think I'm gonna.
I'm saving.
Okay.
Nice dude.
Wait get that.
We're gonna buff my 8k.
You didn't throw a chance?
I hear talking.
Lower tons.
Lower tons, huh?
Just one guy, though.
Good.
And 80, Kat.
One cat, one cat.
One cat.
One, oh, one mid double doors.
Running.
I'm just spawn right out.
I'm just spawn.
I think they're gonna go pee, I'm playing fair probably.
What a god.
Oh good trust.
But, and so short.
Don't care.
,
was a good same as the same
.
We don't have a long spot careful
I think I have to be steps, but yeah, here be, there's how many, uh, two or three?
Yeah, I think a couple of my cats, I don't know if they're put in.
Not on B, not on B.
Oh no, cats.
There, probably, they're dead.
Oh, one car, one long?
Close to you!
Nice!
One more.
Did you get the guy car?
Yeah.
Yes, he's dead.
Oh, great.
Done.
Okay, Monty.
Whoa!
Okay, Monty.
All right.
That was scary, I really leaned in.
We are only one round.
One round.
Skullerball.
I think musical current's 20 years old today.
Are you serious?
I turned 34 this year.
Wait, that's the same as it is.
Yeah, I did. Wait, wait, wait, wait, are 33.
33?
I don't know.
33, 33, 33.
They threw a smoke, B.
Oh my god, I'm hallucinating.
Oh, I really thought they were here.
I don't have a gun unfortunately, thank you thank you I'm flanking them
We got a gun.
Woohoo!
Nice.
He's at Dame on.
Oh, my God.
Scoreboard.
I can drop one too.
Oh, there we go.
Do you believe me Leslie is a map thing?
Yeah, I do.
I'm telling you.
It really doesn't.
A lot of them are drops.
Drops.
Oh, I can't pick, I, we, oh my god.
If you're on the line on this, I can't pick.
Oh, come on.
33.
Then I turned 34.
That fucking sucks.
I was great bait.
They were trying to shoot me.
What do you think?
Thank God, but you also kept me alive, because I was, uh, I did not have any, again in my head.
I need.
I need to get some B-tons.
We're back yard.
Oh, fuck you fucking.
Needed me.
Damn it! Oh my god!
I'm putting it!
Oh, god!
Get around now.
Okay, well, barely made it out there.
Woo!
and
the
the
of the
What the fuck is this?
Yeah, I was sweet, shows Pokemon his Guner cave.
Why are you watching?
That's a big show to you.
He is Guner cave?
Yeah.
More for bar.
Nah I'd see that too.
What is your algorithm, dude?
What is your algorithm, dude?
I'm not a cool guy.
I didn't hear a class from you guys, and I don't know how to agree with that.
I clap, I clap, I clap, I clap.
I clap.
I clap in my head.
Ray, it's time to clap out loud.
I can't hope that you guys are killing them before I kill them.
I'm in that in a real way.
What?
I'm in real.
Is that it?
Three mid.
One lower.
Damn.
So enamored with my own smoke. One's out long. I'm gonna get the guy long.
Isn't a cat.
What else you want?
What a shot.
I'm heading long.
I wish they added.
What?
Fucking cash.
I love that man.
Dude, I love cash, dude.
Oh, I wish it was in the game.
They're gonna have a cash.
It's like a bag.
Having in Z is really pretty map and it's fun in general. It's just a good map OG's new it
Yeah, yeah, it's a map on CS and they took it out like six years ago
Yeah, me I had a social life in high school. I
Did there is one of them be
A is boring, can I leave now?
Watch your cat.
One lower.
Where is that?
See, I'm all up or B.
He tunnels?
Okay.
We could be out mid.
Out mid out mid out mid.
I'm gonna flash.
I mean I spawn.
Nice.
So I'm doing it.
What?
He's on the box.
Tight like to me, Leslie.
Why would you jump down, what are you clip farming for man?
I'm not clip farming. Why did you jump go?
Because I wanted to be a part of it. I felt like Leslie was on her own.
And she, I want that.
No, you were jealous because Leslie got a kill and you're like, I want a kill.
I don't want Leslie to kill him all.
I'm gonna jump down.
I'm gonna jump down.
I'm gonna jump down.
I'm gonna jump down.
There's a 3D lot of you jump.
I saw it in your brain too.
I'm not going to do that.
I'm not going to do that.
I'm not going to do that.
I'm not going to do that.
That was my five.
Nothing up there.
There, giving a lot of distance.
Mucher long.
One cat to cat.
I think.
Have you been watching Trader?
He's there.
No.
Again.
One cat.
That beatast show.
BBB. Close mid. Watch it.
I've no utility.
I'm all about the stairwell, so I'm just up there, I'm gonna fly. Okay.
Double stack. Nice try.
I'm hopping.
I'm gonna, somebody want to watch middle go pee.
Yeah, I'll pick up your med.
I'm gonna go a long and probably get to.
We're just being right here.
You crossed.
Watch your cat.
Yeah, we, Leslie be, uh...
How are you, long?
I'm sorry, I'm here.
What are you doing?
Um, checking out, Leslie, but I'm locked in there.
I'm checking out.
Yeah, I'm not in five and checked out. Can't complain.
I'll see ya.
It's okay. It could be up long. Make yours my door two. Dude, make yours inside one to a back-off
Nice
One at car
So one made. Don't forget losing
He's holding I thought so too on an idiot
Forget there's the wood bed lunch
One one.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
That, that past minute.
I think they're both inside.
Inside.
I
Shop
Not a guy is
Oh, he's good
Made up
Oh, he goes for the kick flip
What's the kick flip?
You shoot it gun on the floor and it looks
That's actual swag. I think we're in the presence of someone with aura. Boys
if swag meant a class. Maybe one go to cat.
Oh yeah, it could be a cat.
Oh, great.
Long.
Two long, two long.
I'm down in sight.
Oh, nice.
Come on with kindness, Monty.
I have this offer.
Letty have a good timing.
Nice.
Okay, I'm gonna be like that.
What's the funny?
Flank was so bad.
It was so funny.
You guys like this way.
It was so bad.
Yeah, I don't want to.
Oh, I don't. Come on.
We went 4B. We went 4B.
We keep doing that.
Yeah, we just have to play it call it call it you guys are playing
Watch your long be footsteps
Good call stacking, oh
What's in there?
C'mon speed.
Chibi?
Or not to be?
Is it his question?
Whether it is no, but they're going to rush to A.
Nice.
Come.
Warm down.
They try to smoke bomb.
They could be watching us up.
They'll be out for you, watch yourself.
They can't fall in there.
Watch out for you.
Oh, nice job, Monny.
3v3?
Okay, I have...
That...
Nice!
Jesus!
Don't look at my in.
Nice.
Go in.
I'm near the box, or by the box.
Oh, it's on site V.
You really did like everything you had and it wasn't that old. I was just scared that they were gonna peat me and done.
This is a side.
Five.
Five on C.C.
Wait, really good.
No, that's really good.
This is one thing I'm server.
Oh, it's in five.
Wait, we have a really good B spawn.
Yeah, you are.
You take your knife.
You're going to be our entry.
Run at them be. Let's follow you here. W do not stop. Let's go fast fast
I'll do the adores hook
Yeah, entry track
Literally perfect cork clear looking doors nice smoke beautiful
That was the perfect V-Rush that was exceptional
That's so horrible.
That was great.
Let's go back to the box, please.
Yeah, you are.
Hold on.
Okay.
Okay.
Time to die.
No, no, no, no.
It's good for me there.
Haha.
Oh, nice.
Too cross to be.
Yeah, I think one's going to push tunnels.
There's one left side of the door, by the way. One cat.
Once close left to the door.
One point to the door. I have no idea.
I do. Oh, that left.
Leslie went left.
So like two sets of doors.
I thought he was past him. Oh, I love the second half.
Roger, teammate is out long. Go up cat right now. Now, now, now, now.
Cat, go up cat.
I'm playing, sorry, if you just...
It's too much for me, if you get away.
Wait, that's how I feel about you when you start.
Oh, it's so quiet.
It's too quiet.
If you got that kill, Lud, cat, and bomb is stuck long.
It's GG.
Oh, no, you're a dead man.
Yeah, I'm not bad. I got three kills. I should focus on four next game.
Did you know you're the least likely to hit 16k out of everyone here?
And that will make it ever sweeter when it happens.
I push one lower.
Okay.
Real close.
to
be
a
a
That's great.
That's great.
That is how to strike.
Sorry.
We're gaming.
No, that was good.
We got it.
That was a lot better.
Oh, what?
Okay, okay.
It sounded like he was at Thor.
It did.
I think you're right and then he's moved.
I think I was going to run through the door and then he wasn't there.
No, he wasn't there.
Was he actually?
Yeah, I don't know what to say.
He was at the same thought process.
He's not going to be a plan on the same thought process.
I'm on.
Oh, I've made a big close!
I'm in, do a side, do a side, do a side.
Nice.
Up is watching, there's a guy.
Just try to get kills.
I'm leaving.
I'm killing the opera, I swear.
Oh, no, mine.
Oh my god, he's out where the bomb is dropped down long and if two guys one hit one's up a good corner. Oh
Oh, you just said that
I think they're pushing out every round.
Okay, so maybe what was the state of let's say from the end?
No, they're doing it every round.
They should say, yeah, they go, they go like lower and they push.
Yeah, I'll smoke mid.
I'll smoke mid.
I'm going to hold a B push.
They push upper.
Yeah, they pushed upper lash round.
I don't know.
Just do it.
I guess wait for them to push kill.
Okay.
They bring play right there.
I got a long pick.
Top there.
This is right.
We're top mid.
Fuck that guy.
I'm more.
Top mid.
Yum.
This purple.
Yeah, I'm coming to you coming back.
I'm coming back.
Once be here what?
No, I can't lungy push out. I'm sure about the rest
Put close life, could you close?
Yeah, I'm gonna try to smoke. Oh, I don't have a smoke. You're a mine
One CT and one cat
It's gonna be
the
just super convinced I'm here they know they know that's what they saw you last
20 seconds
got a spectacles yeah they just thought I was there and help for 30 that's
fucking smart what if we just five man a site that's smart is so good
Let's go be let's go be together be I'll smuk them all the I'm buying
You are I can't afford to buy and I just want to buy you till I really think we can let it drop
I'm going in like I've been yes, yes, yes, I was born for this
Go go
Nice
Yeah, bomb aircoach.
We are opening them!
We are opening them!
Lee, roll up me!
Lee, roll up!
Okay, I can't, okay, I'm scared.
We're over one.
Oh, yes.
One tunnels.
Good molly.
Famous tunnels.
Oh my god, it's happening.
Oh, that is so funny. You ran away from me.
Oh, amazing.
Oh, it's fucking shotguns.
I don't know all the guns.
It's the fucking shotgun.
I got my shot. He bad.
Good, right. Good.
Oh, no.
It's up and up.
I'm going to go lower.
I'm going lower.
It's pretty you.
Treat push lower.
Yeah, I'm going to go lower.
It could be up close.
Oh, through our spawn, top mid.
Dead mid.
Let's split me.
Nice, nice, let's go be go me.
Sit you down, sit you down, sit you down.
Clear?
I don't know.
I don't know where.
I don't think I'm going crazy.
Sit you right now.
You jerk in that thing?
That's what he...
That guy!
Molly!
Try to throw Molly right now.
Oh, nice, I caught the police.
Double Molly.
That's it. It's talk that. Let's not test them.
True. True. She's playing that. It's okay.
Nice.
Yes. This is win-a-ball.
Win-a-ball.
Okay.
I'm smoking mid. I'm smoking mid.
And then I'm going to Molly Kat.
Try to go lower again. I'm going to smoke mid.
I think we push gas.
After the smokes, of course.
It sounds like Charlie sometimes.
That's about it, see ya.
I almost laughed.
I'm coming to you, right? Come on, come on.
Come on, come on, come on.
Careful, careful.
I shot the rag.
I'm tough.
I'd be seen.
Rush me, Rush be Rush, be Rush, be Rush, be Rush, be Rush, be Rush, yeah, let's go.
Fuzzy, you have Tom's spawn.
So just knife out, I've got the smoke for the molly, okay, it's fine, no no go go go go
I'm gonna put it on the floor.
I'm gonna put it on the floor.
I'm gonna put it on the floor.
You guys watched Nia?
I'm gonna watch you?
Nia, on YouTube.
No, he made a...
He's like...
He was over at Haki.
He made a website that like looks at people's profiles.
Oh, it's super hackers.
Yeah, no idea is kind of suspicious apparently according to his website.
What?
Dude, I knew that we were here.
I'm out of view.
Well, of course.
You're good.
You're good.
You're good.
You're good.
You're good.
You're good.
All right.
I love you, too.
Appreciate you.
I love you.
I really appreciate if you set it back.
I love you.
Love you last year.
Yeah, I guess that's GG guys.
We will have to do something a lot to you anymore.
We buy a hot sati, it's in play one more.
What? What? I don't think I should maybe.
Why are we stopping? I'm tired.
I just, I think you guys play one of that.
I'm going to do something else.
Not fine. I think that's a good.
We've called LG. It's okay to know where we're at where we stop.
I'm gonna keep going
Well, you actually done I think so because I've got to play Cobble a little and it's already nine o'clock
It's gonna hop on this nine p.m. Yeah, I'm done
I'm fat fucking shut and I lose every kid
Can I say something? Yes, yes, no, no, no, no, no, I'm completely wrong completely wrong
Did you see they all reacted to us? I don't even want to be a part of your book club. It doesn't make sense
Hey, what if you pick first?
No, I don't want to make sense.
Just the surgical clubs, I don't think they should.
You're right.
Maybe I should pick what freaking caliber to let I, you know.
Oh, I lied. This hurts us to see you like that.
No, it doesn't. He's just doing this voice. He wants us to be like, oh, no, that's okay.
Defend.
What do you think so?
100%. He's going to say something.
He's gonna say some mean shit to us as soon as we like it'll be like no you're good
And you'll say yeah, I am good. Well, are you farming later? You actually said because we got your back
You know, we're friends
Oh, he left
What the hell he
Screw that guy. Yeah, why do you leave? I think Jack asked no one likes him
Yeah, I'm baking all of that anyway. What a piece of cake
Yeah. I did not care. Yeah. Yeah. Hey, let's think he's gonna hit 16k. Oh, I don't know. I don't think he's gonna play enough.
He's a captain and you know I'm that dog and I'm excited for them. Okay, wait. 16k.
Do you have you guys ever had a premiere rank? No, I wasn't. Yes, I have. I am. Oh, what was your premiere rank?
It was between four to five. Okay. Oh, I. Okay, you guys can do it.
I think you guys can do it. That's my take.
Um, but my, okay, I have not played very much, you know.
Yeah, that's true, but I think you guys can do it so low cue.
I agree that there does have to be a lot of solo cue involved.
Yeah, because I think when you like we play, yeah, it's just harder.
It's way harder.
Yeah, it's like any other rings game, you know, you can climb easier than in five stacks.
Yeah, I think we could climb together for a decent amount.
Yeah, I think so too.
Yeah.
Because we're seeing a ranked and then like we're not going to get flat.
I don't know.
I think it's when we play with really high level people.
Yeah.
But then some solo.
My solo game for a lot easier when I played, but they were scarier.
They are scary because you have to like actually calm
Yeah, and you get mad at you. Yeah, yeah, I call you like really mean words
Yeah, but then I can just explain. I'm sorry. I have to hit 16k
Sorry, sorry I'm mad at you. You have to hit 16k. Sorry. Sorry. I have to have to do this. Sorry
Yeah, no, I think we can do is can take a lot of great. I'll probably play a lot of
I'm not going to look like that.
Yeah, I was literally telling chat.
I was like, I might actually have to like,
the solo win.
I have to, yeah, I think it has like really play a lot.
16 games in me, hard.
No, you're going to be a great tissue.
It's on 14k.
That's too late.
You're going to have to attend 10k.
What the hell is 16k?
We're going to end like, I know.
We're just, what our asses offer, like,
13,300 or something.
And then it's like, damn.
I want to go out.
I will be less.
Should we make it more doable?
Wait, is this going to make us,
because it's gonna make us so sad.
Guys, guys, guys, what if we just agree
to reset the bet after cat recalibrating a bit?
No, now it's out in the world, you can't reset it.
Guys, it's all out there, it's out there, though,
it's out there.
It's all over, I would like to lower.
No, wait, wait, that's, I don't know what we were thinking.
Guys, you can do it, no lowering it.
You guys can get sugar cane, okay, I believe,
any believers?
That's so good, like, if, like, that,
that means we're like so good at counter strike.
I mean, I believe it, but like at this hint time,
I don't know.
I've never even been at like out of gold in the heart in my life.
So what?
It's shooter.
So what?
Now you'll get to be 16K in counter strike.
And that's a huge achievement.
We actually improve.
You'll have help.
You have to learn the line-ups.
Spaw.
You'll have help.
You have to get close help you.
There's coaches.
I'm telling you.
Counter-Strike coaches are in order. We just have to play more. We have to play a lot more. Yes, you're coaching for real
You play a lot more you lose a lot more. I believe there's a guy who's really good who coached us for a roomy rumble named Austin
C.S. I think oh my god
I love Austin C.S. Yeah, he was so good and he taught us some stuff
So I think maybe we can organize we can hand up some people. I'm sure that they'd be a lot to kill chest
I need some people to chill
Back up squeaks
details. I need to contact Austin. So yes, for some help. Oh, why is it all going a little
suchy? Yeah, we should get a search. I got flam as well. Oh, you know, you don't flam?
Yeah, I did play with flam. Okay. And then we know, Terek and you are also his friend. Yeah.
And lenders, we get loners in there. Oh, yeah, loners, loners. Yeah. We have different sessions.
We have sessions, different coaching days. And they, oh, this is big. What you
have a day where we learn from each of them. I think we can do it and then we
reconvenency if we can we can do a playing before and playing after and see if we
got more wins post coaching. Question yeah how long is a season is it actually the
whole year or no? I think so yeah. How long does your premier rank list?
It's one. It's only six months. We were lost time than I thought. Okay, if we had
less time six months. No, no, no, that's not fair for us. No, if we have six
months, then we need to cut the rank and half. Okay. I agree. I know you guys are
going to be ranked into a cap after your placements. Oh, okay. Well, then like
that is a reality balance. We were supposed to do this by the end of the year. Not
six months up. No one's agreeing to 16k and six months. No, buddy in their right
Listen you guys can you guys can make it half it's fine, but okay
If you put it out there it's out there. I feel
What the no go what's your rank? I don't know my game is oh
Hi, hello. Oh, hello. Hello. I love it. It's taking some time. No, go if you're too high rank. I can't play with you
I don't think I'm too high rank. It's been a really long time
If you're too low rank I can't fall it's a very like range very small range of
we have to be in order to be able now let's find it okay okay I will say this update
is going a little slow okay sounded like you had to go I do after go I heard it in your
Okay, bye squeaks.
Anyway, this was fun though, GG.
So, what did he say for me?
He said the line.
What line?
This was fun though.
This was fun though.
Right, anyway.
He's talking about us and new one.
But yeah, remember that.
I'm not any evil guy.
You're a bad guy.
Anyway, we'll see you next.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I don't f***ing get me, oh my god, no they're good, it's a, it's a working progress, you know, they're working, they're way better now than they were, I'm not gonna lie, before when I play with them, I got tilted, but now they're like, alright, they're pretty good, they got way better.
the
they got way better, and then when Luddy joined, we started losing, but the only reason we really started losing was because we're
queued in like weird stacks or whatever.
Uh, I think solo queue they all can do it.
Yes.
No.
It's doable.
way I am going to sleep. Bye.
I will see you all tomorrow. I'm not sure what I'm doing tomorrow.
When I'm streaming maybe I'll play a bloodborne.
We will. We'll see. I have to figure it out. So probably not. It's too late.
and
all right
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