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DROPPING MY FIRST EVER PRODUCT LIVE! fourth quarter season get in here
10-10-2024 · 6h 28m
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That's right, right.
Right, I'm pent up.
Oh!
Oh!
We got a shame!
We're not.
Oh, they're playing us.
I might be too strong, I don't compromise.
Overdose don't confidence.
Started not to give a fuck and stopped hearing the consequence.
Drinking every night because we drinking my accomplishments.
Made it way too long, I'm floating in and out of consciousness.
And they saying I'm bad, I'd agree with that.
I just take my time without this shit.
I still believe in that.
I had someone tell me I fell off, who I needed that
And they wanna see me pick that up, where would I leave it at?
I know I exaggerated things, now I got it like that
Tough on napkin in my shirt, cause I'm just mopping like that
You know good and well that you don't wanna pride us like that
You gon' make someone around me cut up, I'll be like that
Here's, don't do it, it's one of us ghosting
And we all go through it
Drizzy got the money, so Drizzy gon' pay it
No, my brothers I ain't even gotta say it. That's just something they know
This is suicide, yeah, put that on my wrist, I think but she's an Asian pharmacist, cranky,
this shit ain't me, this is lazy, deep butt, angel, motif, gars, some pranks, oh, you know what I'm saying?
Let me say I'm evil, she keep her mistakes, c'mon, I've been at that shit right now, but I never got
That's your name, I'm gonna call it tight right now, motherfucker.
I got a boy doing it.
It's a Wednesday.
Vader, Storm, Slam, Goldie, Corrupt, Magic, Phantom Music,
Britler.
You want to get laid?
He's gonna have my side.
Jakey, Pink, Magic, Goldie, Detective,
Pop-Up, Survey, K.M., Ninja, KQ,
was a dick, knew I was a shit.
I see the title. It's been a great day. It's a beautiful day. I saw some
things talking about Max don't drop the vlog and not stream. Nah nigga. I'm live.
The vlog is dropping Friday. I'm gonna be on that weekly vlog nigga. Now you
I don't got to believe.
Just like you ain't believe I was going to do the honey day.
It's cool.
Weekly laws.
Now, what the title says?
That title is my first product, I am.
Today I'm dropping, I made my first product, bruh.
I made my first product, it sits under that curtain.
I cannot wait for real this bitch.
I cannot wait.
Now, type each hat, what shot?
I already see niggas dick riding.
What do y'all think my first product is?
Can not wait.
I won't be a door in the stream.
This shit is all regulated.
I'm not allowed to shit been in the work for a minute.
So I'm super excited to let it be.
I'm super excited for y'all to see this big.
I'm super excited for y'all to see this big bro.
It's gonna really be late.
You know, I told y'all I've been pushing off
doing shit.
You felt me.
Y'all know brands been calling the microphone.
I've been turning that shit down
because I told y'all why I wanna own my own shit bro.
So filming sprites of Holt Lake and telling me I said,
no, I'm gonna fuck it.
I'm gonna make my own shit.
I'm gonna make my own products.
So I finally got the reveal.
I'm gonna show you all like an hour in the stream.
An hour in the stream.
Why?
Because if you feel like we gotta get through Twitter,
we gotta get through all the dickwad,
all the negative energy,
y'all gotta get all y'all,
like you feel me, y'all waiting to get shit out.
So once I'm a product,
we could be straight out and go positivity.
Y'all feel me?
That's how this shit work.
Y'all know how this shit work.
It's either that or the negativity going snow gone.
Y'all gonna hate on my product.
Both is bad options.
None of our first or good options, the second's a bad one.
So let's hope for the first one.
Post your live on IG, don't worry,
I already took the crispy flick with the glasses.
Now y'all probably like,
Max, where you get the glasses from,
you look mad sexy.
I know, I know, bitch.
These were sitting on my table.
These are silky chrome glasses, I think.
And so I had to wear them, maybe.
I had to wear them.
I'm the type of nigga to take my nigga's shit, you feel me?
So give me one second, y'all can't say cheese today.
Let's get straight into it.
The summer's stream on Saturday
and the J stream on Sunday.
Kind of readjust them, but I'm gonna be going there.
I'm trying to set all that shit up.
Next week, Ian and, going into Friday.
He ain't good over these mix.
So end of year, bro, it's fourth quarter season.
I told y'all, bro, we gotta end of year
better than we did the whole year.
You done me?
So, which do y'all wanna hear first?
Let's start it there.
What y'all wanna hear first?
What would you wanna hear first?
You wanna hear yeet or yeet?
What's y'all wanna hear first?
Now I'ma go with whatever niggas wanna hear first.
I'ma run a poll that day.
Not gonna lie, it's gonna be late.
I heard you drop the trail, I'ma check it out.
Cardi dropping, look at IG stop.
Like bro, I don't even know why y'all
banged me like that, but that shit was never funny.
That shit was dead ass and you never go to funny.
Y'all, I see it all type of bullshit.
Y'all, trust me, bro.
Y'all, I get off stream, I see the Twitter comments.
Bro, I got off stream, they was talking about
I smell like Tate breath.
Trixie, I'm not gonna lie, Trixie.
Trixie.
I said they niggas think they comedians.
I told y'all, every nigga, every bitch,
they they Dave Chappelle.
Vummy, y'all not Dave Chappelle.
Get the fuck outta here.
Talking about I smell like Tate breath.
You got knowing the Twitter comments.
What did that bitch ass nigga say?
This nigga knowing the Twitter comments talking about
If the hurricane was maxed and stenched,
everyone would evacuate.
Little nigga, you're a refugee.
You feel me?
You're a refugee, little nigga.
Don't let me get on your ass, you sleeping doggy bitch.
I will fry your shit up.
I've been going easy.
Noor, don't let me get on your ass, bitch ass nigga.
Real shit, I'm dead ass.
We gonna go through the calm, I'ma see everything.
Now, is there anything else?
I'm not gonna be dropping the best, probably the best.
I'm not gonna say the best, y'all gonna see.
But of course it's mine, so.
Dropping the best you two product probably ever made yet or extremer influencer product
I'm gonna be trying out lunch. We I will be taste testing
every
Lunch league drill on the way to get them
I'll be testing out the lunch leaves. Okay. So, you know fuck with your music, bro
You got me a bang on Twitter appreciate it be both and now what I'm gonna do
Is I'm gonna try out his bullshit, too. So we're gonna fuck it off, you know
real shit keep it stacked thank you for this KSI real shit thank you this shit
had 28k I'm not gonna lie bro shouldn't have never let a nigga like me find out
about Twitter man this shit the best that it's the best that when I don't take
none of you bitch ass nigga serious all y'all peanuts it's the best out when I
don't take y'all serious this shit fun as a hell fun as a hell god damn this
shit fun as hell um I see some I cannot see with you I see someone in the
The Twitter cops say, oh, I wonder what the couple look like
with Max and Dream on and get them active.
Bro, do you think Dream on my daddy?
Bro, first of all, bro, Dream on my creative director.
That nigga did not tell me to go on Twitter, bro.
I'm on Twitter, cause Cardi's active.
Yeah, but I don't think I'm lying.
Bro, I'm active now on social media
because Cardi's active, bro.
That's literally the reason.
That's the reason, bro.
Think about it, Cardi's always ahead of the game.
Tell me one thing Cardi wasn't ahead of.
Therefore, if Cardi's doing something,
I should probably follow him, baby.
I'm a big brother.
I should probably follow, I should probably learn from bro,
I should probably, that's a big bro.
And that's fine though, that's fine.
But respectfully though, that is why, it was not Trino.
Trino did not tell me to be active.
This was literally my own thoughts and actions
as a man.
Now, from the course of stream ended last night
to today, what has happened in my life?
I'll tell you all exactly.
Know and it ain't shit good by industry. I ate phase rock candy
Dremel smoke, I'm gonna be honest but almost for it almost hit the blunt
Bro, this is what the fact that I like the smell of weed. That's a tell-tale sign. I'm good. Okay, I
Went home. Well, no, we was here. I was making music
I went live and then I ended because I was making some absolute bullshit on the burner
If you know about the burner, you know that shit cannot get leaked if you leak the burner
your band from the con I'm letting you know don't say that shit in chat you
will be permanently banned permanently banned I went home I did my nightly
routine I did my nightly routine which is thrust my teeth you felt me wash my
face go to bed and then I went to bed you know what I haven't been able to
do I haven't been able to watch the boondocks it's kind of frustrating so
today might be a short stream cuz I'm gonna say fuck y'all and go watch the
But, um, yeah, bro, I haven't really been able to have no time to myself, bro.
This shit just moving so fast.
But this is my fun time for the day.
So I don't mind it, bro.
It's all good, bro.
Y'all need to, it's ugly, but at the end of the day, I can still hop on this bitch
and have some fun.
You feel me?
So I did that.
I was on the phone with my cousin, bro.
I got like 7am.
We was just talking, bro.
The niggas telling me, bro, I can't believe you're the face of, um, stink niggas,
which I don't think I'm the face of stink niggas.
Y'all are just delusional bro every nigga. I hope y'all know bro every nigga with or whatever cover they breath at me or nose
They literally be like bro. It's so funny cuz you're not even think I'm dead ass. I should record this shit
I should start recording it cuz they're not gonna leave but it's like bro
It's they'd be like y'all knock a lot bro. You be going above and beyond which are hygiene
So it's so funny that this is happening. I'm wrong. You know what it is
But look me in my eyes when I say that shit
Look me in my eyes
Y'all niggas. Yo every else all else have come from the calm and then niggas just run with it
It's the truth bro. Think about everything
Bro, it all comes from the calm and then niggas taking a run with it, bro
That's literally what happens. Let me know if I'm lying. Who am I lying nigga? That's that five-star scene
That's what I like to do. That's what I like to do
That's literally what it is. That's every time and it be manufactured, bro
this shit don't even be real so therefore um you've got me at the other day
bro I know who I am as a man bro that's a person y'all can't say shit to me
nigga and y'all nigga smell like Tatum's move so yeah bro I'll be letting y'all
rock nigga brah nigga dream almost getting to get the the only van
hooks for the sub-a-dot I'll make it bro I thought I start stacking on bro
y'all niggas finna start catching high-g live for me what the fuck is
this tag thing on me bro what is he doing bro what is he about to say am I
gonna get mad yes you know just let me know cuz I will stop watching this
video right now I know he about to say some bullshit oh my god it's good
alright let's see thoughts on that um another thing America's number one problem
it's not just that he stinks his breast stinks too like it's an overall
all body stench like he just stinks and it's multiple people and it's not like
people that hate him it's his friends it's people in the background of real
life streams it's it's everybody everybody is confirming that this man
stinks he's on a world tour of confirming that he stinks right now live
on twitch I don't know nigga like brush your tongue
First of all, uh, uh, bro, the nigga got a Velociraptor nose.
I'm not even gonna get on his ass, but give me a second nigga.
Yo, I want that understand, bro.
These niggas, it's trying to diagnose my issue, bro.
I don't have no issue there.
The nigga be trying to act like I got issues and shit, bro.
Like, I don't got no issues, bro.
Why are you trying to diagnose me?
Bro, do you see what I'm saying?
You feel me?
Like, bro, look at the niggas who's feeling like they
can commentate on me, bro.
What is this, bro?
I got Keith Cousins all in my shit.
Bro, this is about to blow my shit, man.
People, and it's not like people that hate him.
It's his friends.
It's people in the background of real life streams.
It's everybody.
Everybody is confirming that this man stinks.
He's on a world tour of confirming that he stinks right now.
Live on Twitch.
I don't know, nigga, like brush your tongue.
Check out if you have some fucking tonsil stones.
What is this humility? I'm so confused.
If I had multiple sources telling me that I fucking stunk,
I would do something about that rain. Thank you for the suck that thank you for the odd the rain big one
Thank you. Why is that not an issue for you? And he's laughing about it. He's just laughing
That's not funny nigga. You smell like shit put on some fucking deodorant. What the fuck? Oh my god
Oh, you know, I hate when people stem. Oh, it's making me
Come back here nigga come back here nigga
you know why you so mad cuz this is daily sad claims this is daily sad
community and viewership he mad at shit cuz now he don't got shit to look at
cuz now you think I say master plan fucking work you fucking peon piece of
shit looking at his nigga I should really stack on his nigga bro why did you
call why are you so passionate about me smelling bad first of all I don't
I don't smell bad, why are you so passionate about me smelling bad?
If I smell bad, how does that change your life?
Do you like women?
What gender do you indulge in?
I'm getting a call from the worst of the worst.
I'mma let you talk, bro.
I'mma let you talk, bro.
Go ahead, bro.
Bro, do you want to go stink for stink?
I'm mad confused right now, bro.
Hey, I'm not gonna lie again.
First of all, I don't want nobody from your ass.
Second of all, I have witnessed you smelling bad
on multiple occasions.
You can never say there has never been a time
you have interacted, never been a time
you have been around me and you can say I smell bad.
Give me one time, bro.
Yo gang, you got exclusive deals at McDonald's, nigga,
and you talking to me.
You have all type of health issues.
Why the fuck are you talking to me right now
some stench why are you talking me about sense no no no answer that question
bro why are you talking me about sense you got the Kai McDonald Big Mac
chicken deal early bitch you talking me about my fucking sense you fucking
bad how did you get the time in early tell us that tell us how you got the
time in early get off my line bro yeah I'm gonna get tight see this that
See this that shit, I'm getting to the Twitter column.
I don't got shit to say to y'all.
Oh, I asked you to.
Okay, boom.
I woke up and caused a minute.
I be on phone calls, I be having business.
I be having business, so I'm making these business calls.
You know, yada, yada, yada, brother.
The label talk to me, people talk to me, brother.
Companies talk to me, brother.
And so I'm just figuring that shit out.
After that shit, you throw me,
then I did my morning routine.
The log is dropping Friday, bro.
I did my morning routine.
Not my morning routine.
I'm not gonna spoil it.
But I'm gonna push along game because that shit,
well, how do you smell?
I'm sure smelling amazing, feeling good feeling fresh.
You know?
But besides that though.
Beside that, what do we have on the schedule today?
Today?
I might go to the Twitter com we finna do drag
I'll finna no. I'm finna Twitter com reveal new product. No Twitter com
Damn, I don't know nigga. We're gonna play fair with the battle to
All right, let's go now. Let's get started
Daily tweets of the day. I got a couple now last night if you were here last night. I told you I'd be I'm the girl I
Head her with you in Miami
You prove he's too pretty for hurricanes get out now personally this girl is you know
I always told y'all have y'all already this my race. This is good
You know it's good work nigga. It worked
It worked
It worked the thing is though. She's been sleeping on that before me. It's been 15 hours
since her last text
Because she's been sleeping on that but
Um, yeah, bro, you are Miami you two putty for hurricanes this shit. This girl
is gonna I don't know how niggas be telling me this shit is bad
I don't know how y'all be telling me how niggas in this shit saying dork-ass nigga
I got niggas named glistening calling me a dork-ass nigga. I want y'all to always use me as an example as
To why you can't take niggas series glisten has the nerve to call me a dork
glisten the nigga glisten folded to chair Romani in a discord call
Chey and Molly you got pressed by Molly Santana in the flesh nigga you're a
news reporter fuck out her glisten I'm telling you bro these are the niggas that
call you dorks this shit got 424 life gang she reacted with a laugh and
emoji you a loser you're the niggas dilling out was asking for my tape
nigga I'm asking for the unrelease no no give me that no you can't have that
Bro, I'm telling you these be the niggas though. You'd be the niggas you can't have that Dillian
I will actually send it to you, but I can't right now though
I can't cuz I got it. I'm trying to get your clue
Not gonna lie gang your steps might be a bigger threat than the hurricane. This the one. Oh, yeah
You're doing your big one. She ain't even text back
Why would I show her response or she clearly was in love with a nigga, bro?
I'm a type of nigga. I'm the type of nigga. I can shit on the lo lo
I can sit on the lo lo. Not everyone need to know my business, you know lo bro
So I was keeping that shit on the side, bro. If I'm not cropped out cropped out, obviously
next
Delete this twin now. Let me know
Anyways
The nigga replied to a story and said hashtag need that all caps this bad. This is bad
You know now look. Oh wait. She says still ain't come get it
Okay, look though. Honestly
Here's the thing shit be walking sometimes it depends what type of nigga you are if I were to say I say anything in the world
I'm dead ass and the reason I can't is cuz I'll be playing around bro. Yeah, I'll be too serious
Yeah, I'll be too serious in it with the hood. I'll be too serious
That's what I'm saying the fact that you've been telling me this bad versus how I know y'all niggas suck
You in Miami you too pretty for her case get out. This is a banger
Original too, but yo try this and watch what happens. I promise yo try yo find a girl Miami takes her that
I
Y'all how much how much time y'all left it feels a pattern bro that game is not getting no more than an hour out of me
I'm dead ass. I'm letting y'all know right now
How much time we got left in that game now as I know I am gamer of the year last night on fear of bad them
I got a secret ending that's some top tier nigga shit, but uh to each down
They will work on me a
She laughed at you like we do some things don't change
Look looking like Ken out there
See my headline recovered a lot
That's one thing I gotta say
My hair line damn boy
My hair line has came a far away, bro. Oh far away
facts now I'm knowing game like this shit is crazy bruh it's a blessing it's a
blessing honestly damn oh my gosh that burger looks so good yeah I'm a neat
one y'all I'm dropping the product today I'm gonna show you bro you already
know but I need you to actually test it out though please don't say what it is
cause they don't know.
I got the same outfit on since yesterday.
What is it?
Not that burger smell good.
Not really good.
I don't have one.
Can you go here?
I'll keep meditating with that one.
I'll talk to you.
I don't know why you seem like you want to know a bit.
Bro, stop doing...
YAAAHHHHHHH!
I love TikTok.
I did it during the award ceremony.
I didn't realize.
Like bro, this is what I'm saying though bro.
It's like, yo, this shit is mad frustrating.
What do they think you smell like?
Like, actually.
Yeah, y'all, if y'all hadn't described what you think
I smell like, what do you think it is, nigga?
Bro, this is some bullshit, bro.
Dick, dirt, kaka, dog water, yeah.
I saw a north, said, yeah, I know.
See, everyone, well, everyone's trying to get
their jokes on, bro.
Everyone's trying to run it up, it's fun.
I know what it is.
I know what it is.
And that's why I don't even feed into it,
Cause I know what the fuck you on.
That nigga stinks.
No more extensions universal.
That shit is global.
No more GXD extensions.
Global, what's up?
I got you a gift.
You got me a gift.
Listen, I don't have a name.
Besides, in my pocket, listen.
I got you a gift.
Close your eyes.
I swear I won't touch you and your nothing.
Mark, come on.
Don't reveal my product.
I don't know what your product is.
Close your eyes.
You're not gonna do nothing.
I thought about this gift, you know, pretty hard, but you might need it, definitely, definitely
need it.
Matter of fact, you 100% need it.
Open your eyes.
Now, here's the thing, right?
Here's the thing.
I think that's worse than handing the nigga out at his body's grave.
Well, you hand me for breeze, nigga.
You disinfecting me.
That's not even a colon.
It's not fragrance.
You're disinfecting me.
Fuck that for breeze.
I'm on grateful as a bitch. I can't believe y'all broke fuck all we own
What the fuck?
But a nigga just hand me for breeze am I supposed to put that on my pigs?
See see do you see what I'm saying, bro. This is beyond me, bro
This shit don't even as you can see that for breezes right there. What's better than one? Oh
You got me you got me all the flavors
Just in case you want to try them.
Use that show on yourself, bro.
Why are you just playing me?
Why are you throwing my gifts?
Negative gifts up, bro.
This is some bullshit, bro.
You trying to dip...
Oh, this smells like smoke.
Yeah.
Ah, no!
They're sticking in my eyes.
Is this your kryptonite or something?
Smelling good?
Why are you freaking out?
So what's your product? Is this your product?
stop I'm gonna wait to reveal it bro and I'm a call all y'all in because I want
to I want to test it and see if you feel me I want y'all to try it on.
Like what it is do I wear it is it like or is it a surprise? It's something that you use.
Meaning you can wear it in clothing and you can wear it in some kind of dresser.
Black boy you know it now because I am I do have some dream I got some
come on I got a big um what the fuck are you doing? I don't have a chair. Right there.
No not the desk. No no right there. The black. Holy shit this nigga. So stupid. What? Only a
couple people. Look at that. LMFAO the black. Yeah slow brain. No dude. All right anyways um
Yeah, what are we doing today?
Bro, stop spraying that shit, bro.
No, stop.
I hear it, bro.
Are you stupid?
That's the fucking kitchen.
No one ever asked you why your name is Plagmoy.
Boy, I gave you that name at West Thorns.
Pick up.
Hello, Bankstor on speaker.
Yeah, I'm on Max's stream.
No, he does.
I got him a gift, but it grew on the ground.
I got him for breeze air mist bore bore waters
It's brand that shit hurts my eyes. It seems to be like PTSD kryptonite. Oh stop spraying that shit. No
No, it gets in my eyes. Thanks. Yo stop spraying it
It smells pretty good. Well, you should try to get a sponsor. That's free right there. He look
I'm always down for the money, but I
I think you really advertise me you smell bad. Yeah. Oh Jesus. Yeah
Okay, let's start using I'm sorry you said this one
Yeah, bro
Yeah, nah, I see what this is I see what's going on here, bro
And it's personally fun. Fuck all y'all. I'm so serious
Get yo, did you just try to use right on your Indian bro?
You're black
Okay, you said I'm Indian that's all. I'm not Indian why are you putting question marks like so he could see to call me Indian
But if I I mean look bro, I'm gonna be honest bro. I don't need your brief. Please stop bringing me with that
You know bro. I appreciate it. Just but like I'm doing amazing. I was dead
to
That was that too
Dream on dream on
I'm always got a light.
Wait, is this TOS?
Like, the baby.
It's probably not smart.
That'd be fire.
That'd be fire.
You got a lighter?
Yo, you think this would work?
Let's turn the camera off it, and then, like, you know.
Stop!
Yo, you really think this is like some, like, disease?
Bro, it smells good.
No, it doesn't matter.
You don't put that on your skin, bro.
It's all good, no?
Try it.
Yeah, we might die
No work you need a flamethrower. It's something else that you do. It's a flamethrower. Oh, no, no, you can do the light
What the fuck is this? My chrome glasses game
Nega they got a chrome fucking cool sticker on it.
Yeah you're dark looking.
You look like you're about to turn a Superman into a...
What's his name again?
Clark Kellogg?
How much did you pay for this?
I don't know.
I don't know.
However myself you did.
There's no way this is real, right?
Nega put it...
Look at it.
Look at the sticker.
Nega put it right...
Yeah they said put it right to the lighter.
No, it's going out.
Put it right to the lighter?
You did.
I think that's weird.
I don't really like this though.
I think you get real weird.
Oh they're saying hairspray.
Yeah it is hairspray.
Yeah, it is here, it's good.
Is that smart?
No.
Probably not.
Yeah, I don't think we should do that.
All right, so what are we doing today?
What's our content today?
You're not even live.
How are you off-line at least?
Yo, I'm not even, bro.
Do not spray that shit.
Yo.
Get away!
Stop, stop, stop, stop.
It burns, bro.
It burns.
Not burn.
Bro, this shit burns, bro.
It's getting in my eyes, bro.
I'm retired.
That's why I'm not dreaming, I retire.
You retire?
Yes.
So why did you retire?
I felt like it.
I felt like I did enough.
Okay, so what's the, are you gonna leave Faze?
No, I just retire.
Oh, the rock band shit.
What?
And then I'm kicking you the fuck out.
I need you to be a man lazy rock band.
I wanna make a rock band.
We make some rock songs.
We can maybe one or something.
I have one, remember?
I wanna kill my...
Yeah, some shit like that.
Oh, a classic.
So we can perform that too.
We gotta make some rock songs
and then like the following week,
we dress up and then we perform it in public.
In public?
Where are we gonna do that?
We gonna find a spot?
It's a genius idea.
We go in the booth.
We should try to sell tickets for $1 at a venue.
So then I do.
We can go show up.
We could do it.
And then each dollar goes to charity.
I'm just playing, bro. We definitely should pop it out.
But, I think I ought to do that.
Bro, like this shit, I don't like that shit. Again, like Goosebumps game.
Stop playing that shit.
So you get Goosebumps by something that smells good.
It's for breeze.
Can I ask you a serious question?
I wasn't here when this happened. Why did you...
I know I'm looking for this. Why did you go behind Ian and he joked?
Like, what was that about?
He was sitting right here.
Yeah.
We just ate sushi, bro.
And Edamame and soy sauce.
Chef, could I get a burger?
I'm staying in this bitch.
I've never seen someone jump.
I read the comments.
They said he got shivers down his spine off your smell.
Bro, if he was sitting here, we'd just had a whole,
I'm a Kasei dinner, nigga.
D-Lir, D-List Rappers' Jump.
I mean it, nigga, damn!
Wraith should have wrote this on the paper, bro.
Yo, what happened with you?
Go ahead.
Put that shit down.
Yo.
Yo.
Broke it!
Bro, it's in my eye, bro.
Stop doing that shit, nigga.
Anyway, as I was saying,
oh, fuck.
As I was saying, bro, it was,
Bro, I'm going to get an allergic reaction, bro.
It's fucking for breeze.
Yo, JTP, thank you, sir.
I was sitting here, we just ate at a mom and we had...
$25, this guy just gave you.
And all you're going to say is a quick thank you.
Our times have changed.
Cash Max would never.
Oh, and Cash Max used to dress up every day on Halloween.
Times have changed, chat.
What happened to you?
Huh?
People get it.
People get money.
Um, do they live stream at your?
Yeah, anyways though, Nick is saying bro talk with a one month sub badge.
Yo, Ian was sitting here, right?
And when he was sitting here, I was eating the sushi, I breathed the phone.
Ha!
I was having a good time.
I wasn't even open.
I didn't mean to do that.
Gore-Tex with the tan!
Let's go!
There we go.
Yeah.
Exactly.
Dirty ass.
I knew yo was thinking.
Yeah, look, I breathe they caught him off guard. He was high too. So you have you got more reflexes and more
Neurons your neurons more susceptible to do so when I did that
then
He reacted like that. I'm pretty sure in the clip in my breakfast stick
I don't think you know, but so did his I think you just like
I literally did I
I did. And then the other one when he looked at me like this, when he was here.
I watched it. I read the comments. Shivers down his spine. I've never seen
someone jump off a smell besides like cartoons. You're like that one, you ever
watch that one Spongebob episode where he like opens his mouth in the theater
and everybody's just like a bad prince. You know what I'm talking about? Let's see if I can find it.
How did you get so burger before me?
They're all sitting here real bad.
Excuse me, sir.
I hope my horrible ugliness won't be a distraction to you.
Not at all, boy!
Heel, heel, heel, heel.
What the fuck is that sound?
They don't ruin the fucking clip.
Shitty ass fucking clip ruined.
Because someone wants to put their own shitty fucking
shitty ass fucking clip on the eatable boxes.
I'm not gonna do it.
I should have done it for the clip.
Bro, you're just staring at a nigga body?
What?
That's literally what you're doing.
Yo, guys, look at this.
Oh, fuck, that didn't work.
You can get a stream deck out of the hack.
Now, my shit, that has broken.
You have to open up the stream deck out.
Damn, why?
Because it resets.
Yo, anyways, Cardi performing?
Anyways, though, when I have my product,
I'm gonna call you back, all right?
It's like, it's tough.
Yo, Cardi, Cardi about to go on.
Cardi about to go on.
Bro got flies following around him.
Nigga like that, total drama island nigga.
Yeah, aye.
Yeah, aye bro.
Anyway, for the day, look what we got on the day,
we got two burgers, can't do just one.
I need two.
Let's get money.
Make rock song like this.
You know, like I was saying, man,
so I walk in there, my brother's around,
I end up kissing my own brother.
That's far out, man.
That's what I'll say.
It's fucked up.
You know what they say.
Man, like father, like son.
You said it best, brother.
Yeah, I still see it.
We should definitely do something like this.
Let's continue.
Let's get through this shit.
Niggas said, you lucky you rich.
Niggas can't even be their self.
Yo, use my sexy pics as the go-law,
but I'll stop using this shit.
Yo, plaque report been on all-time run of hating.
These niggas have never, ever,
I don't think they've ever got a banger like this.
Ever.
Where is this shit?
22,000!
Hey look, all I know is I thought,
I thought this shit,
cause I'm pretty sure Gay-Niggas is super big
in the hygiene.
I thought this was gonna get every Gay-Niggas
off my shit and I could finally get back
to all just strictly beautiful women.
No, I'm wrong with gay niggas, that's just not my preference.
I was wrong.
Guess what I wake up to today?
I go on Twitter.
Now, I don't normally check my Twitter DMs
because Twitter DMs just look so ugly.
I go on Twitter, quote, unquote.
I had to block the nigga because I'm not going live.
I felt mad piling it.
The fact that they would even think
I'm that type of nigga, the fact
you think I'm the one.
But I'm over here, take a damn nigga, are you serious?
How do I unblock somebody?
Lock the cats.
There we go.
Quote unquote, not gonna lie,
if you let me deep throat that motherfucker,
I wouldn't waste a drop on that.
Me waking up to some shit like that, I'm like, okay.
I click the page, I'm like,
there bro, that's a bit with a fat ass.
Now realistically, realistically,
I know like, I'm like, I was just intrigued.
I'm like, this gotta be an ultimate whore.
Like, you know, like, I don't even notice
like her DM is she would not waste a drop of that.
So I'm like, okay, this is an ultimate whore,
dominatrix, some type of she step on niggas.
She like to get put on leashes.
I'm going through the page.
I'm like, damn, just a bit tatted up,
ass shaking, all of a sudden a dick plop out.
Now, this is not the first time
something like this has happened.
I told you all about this story before.
This bit was twerking with a dick, but I couldn't believe my eyes.
Like I was shell shot.
I'm like, well, but a dick was twerking with their bones.
I'm, bro, this shit was so weird.
I was mad at her.
I almost broke.
It's like she was shaking dick and ass at the same time.
I'm just keeping a stack.
Like, what do y'all want me to tell y'all, bro?
Tell y'all the truth.
Bro, it's like, y'all, I was, I was,
you know, you know the scene in the cartoons
where you go like, and the sound effect played up.
No, I did not get it for it, bitch!
No!
Bro, but I wasn't looking at that shit like, oh.
Where's the product?
Hold on, case on.
Hold on, case on.
Anybody's done?
Yeah, bro.
So clearly, this set only scaring the hoods away.
It's only scaring the hoods.
But I see Hoz in the comments talking about
he looked like the type.
What nigga are you serious?
I don't even know what that mean, bro.
That's some bullshit.
That should have kept throughout.
Nigga, I look like a good smelling nigga.
Clean and well kept.
Anyways, guys,
let's get money, let's get money.
If there was a hurricane named Max's Stench,
I think the whole USA would evacuate
not gonna lie.
Get nigga, congratulations.
You just earned a one-way ticket
to Twitch ban for life nigga.
No nor November is on the premise.
And that Twitch mine against Tripp,
not the Twitch mine, the Twitter mine.
Fuck you.
You can't go from dick rider to dick rider.
If you know what I mean, you know what I mean.
There's two different ways of dick riding.
You can't do that, little brother.
You can't do that.
Don't call my phone, brother.
What the fuck is this?
This shit got 1.3K.
Nigga, you stink too.
Don't make me say it, little brother.
Huh.
Now these fries is OD.
Damn.
Fuck season OD.
All right.
No, you a good kid, bro.
What's the word?
No, nigga, he's just making up numbers.
He's the real house.
The real house.
Huh?
I'm good right now.
Thank you, bro.
I'm not, you know what, it's 30 seconds.
For anyone that wasn't here yesterday,
we found a New Yorker channel
called the Real House Husbands Update.
We watch season one and season two. Let's see what this bit is talking about.
Dropped 24 minutes ago, the Real House husband that did he walk through official video.
No, nigga, he's just making up numbers.
The nigga went from season two episode 25 to episode 21.
He started at 12, now he's at four. Five videos in.
There is no way a nigga who run a channel called the real house I visited he just made
a fool of me bro I might as well add this to the list huh bro who the fuck goes to
the whole menu to look it's called to see oh my gosh bro the video should be an order
That don't make no sense nigga. You are not a television TV broadcast
This shit should be in order as you to what?
That'll make no sense
think about that
I'm mad bro imagine I
Imagine I dropped the Connie vlog of us going to raising games and me playing Aaron tomorrow as a ringman on the channel
Why is your shit not work?
Nigga said do it bitches go off the video game
Brush that new meta
Wait a minute. Why don't niggas do that? What if I had a question, right? Think about this
Why don't niggas do reruns on YouTube now? Look, I know a lot about YouTube, but if Jason were to chop his video like
No
If I was to drop a video on top a year ago again today
It would get more views than that video would get on its own in the past 24 hours
So I don't think it's do that. I'm only asking because it literally just came up
Do you not you're not in the YouTube?
Thank you
Interesting. Yo, where the fuck is going on? What the fuck? Hold on. Anyways, anyways, who would say is the funniest streamer all time?
How do we got to be Bruce Brown and Jojo the mofo?
Rage and Max honorable mentions Bruce before Kaisen that black ball.
If I just had my penis, I'd probably say so.
Personally, flight up there, boots up there, wigs up there.
I was a nigga watcher, bro.
Niggas make me laugh.
So I'm trying to think.
I need more fries.
Like, I wasn't really watching, you know.
Shout out to all my white boys in chat, my Indians,
my Hispanics.
I love y'all, too, bro.
But that's just how I grew up.
Even though I grew up in a diverse place.
Can I be letting the five star com?
I don't know.
Allen age is greater than.
Shit, that's not a crazy take.
That's not a crazy take.
That's not a crazy take.
I feel like us girls in the com
need to make a group chat.
Facts, isn't it?
Get your bitch ass on.
I'm gonna start stripping things.
I'm gonna start taking all y'all's swords.
Bro, that nigga's gone some weird shit.
Weird shit.
Fuck, this is niggin' me.
Facts, sis.
No, bro.
No, bro.
no sir no sir no sir this nigga just say taxes see this some shit I would say
this some funny shit but if I said it it's be like oh no bro airball niggas
start putting the reply you know that you know that one reply with me in the
shower cap man yeah I think it's weird but I really think some niggas in his
community really got a database of bad photos of me they have demos on standby
I think it's got speed down photo gallery. You wear that. What's good, bro? Yeah, I'm job. I made
Huh?
Yo, can you bring me a plate of fries? I mean, yeah, low-key Lacey. Thank you. You're the goat
Thank you, bro
Now I'm so ugly, but you're right though. Y'all should also invite me
Fuck period cramps
Genuine question do y'all girlies participating in trolling this nigga? I was wondering that let's see
Sometimes
No, I don't but they just be funny as fuck to read. Thank you chef
Lacey shut the fuck up
Thanks babe
Thanks babe for calling me funny
Bro, can I hold out what?
Sometimes I do yes. Yes. Hell yeah. Yeah all the time
See bro, it's everybody. Did y'all think the girls was excused of this shit?
I don't know what it is bro. Y'all funny though. It's all good. It's all good.
Now everyone in five-star fucking comedian bro, nigga got sense of humor. It's cool.
It's cool. It's cool. I'm used to it by now.
I'm about to build a product. Can I join? Of course I'm a make it.
For rent for real queen, we need to lock in. Not facts we do.
Niggas replying trying to sneak into the sleepover. No, I'm mad ugly
That room for one more
Definitely I feel like there's hardly any girls in the comms
Sneak this
But you know it's so crazy is the dirty not hygiene niggas that ass flexed like they have hygiene in the chat
Yeah, and it's no bro, and there's no and no one's ever told them they smell good unless they spam cologne, bro
use fam cologne ass niggas and you know who you are bro you know who you are
bro you can't speak on me nigga you can't speak on me bro and you never
met so stank ass what the fuck bro you have your fucking area calling your
guy JBA 631 max be smelly
ah nah bruh y'all niggas a funny hell y'all niggas James your hell yeah bro
now that's a good ass one bro like what the fuck this not right ha ha he's
talking out his ass yeah bro this nigga yeah but yeah time to stick out in
chat JBA 61 get is a fraction of y'all niggas that run around with axe
Gilderman yo is you gonna spin motherfucker is you gonna brush that
react to music nigga hey bro slow down game we don't get to all that nigga
Fina for J Cole. JBA 631. Let's do it. Let's do it in depth dive. Bro be here every now
and then. Maybe he's just not a chatter. And he dick lot of like this. It's everybody
bro. Your shit on escape will be.
Hey, you, you, I'm not the life. Some, you, you don't even shout. Max. Uh huh.
Like those niggas exist and there's not few in between. It's many of those niggas
bro.
the niggas that
you still having hygiene debates?
you know what's so
yeah bro I don't need to
that's why I don't have no hygiene debates
which I don't know what it is
I don't even need to do that
I know I'm uncomfortable in my own skin
bruh
he does not talk about max
but I'm gonna gas it up because I want max to react to this shit
the one thing about y'all is
even though y'all be honest
I'm fucking aware of that shit
your eyes. What's wrong with y'all, bro? Moe. Nets been a bad... Alright, how we feel about
this right here. Best white rappers in the past four years. I got Yeet, Ian, and Nets been.
Nobody else can even come close to what they've done for the rap game, bro. Three
headed goat I like to out niggas that little mob I should smack her no I'm
gonna I'm gonna do your eyes like Nick in the cut stop playing with me boy you
just that little model we're a little mob we've been this Eddie why does my
mouth keep disappearing does anyone know what a little model in college he
talked to XXL this
You need that ace so long my whole accent changed ain't gotta write it on the chain
Let's go require some niggas to get lip fillers. No gay shit. I know that's not a lot of fuck
But y'all gotta hear what it niggas saying bro
But it's some about a nigga or a big
person with no lips
You know all y'all type in dots and chat you probably you want talking about it should be getting mad
Y'all know how my hair like it's I'm mad
My eyes
That's like how the niggas would know as we gave me mad, bro. We're shit, but lazy. We don't figure something out
I'm you too. I
Don't know, bro. It just don't make sense. I don't know here's the thing, bro
White people that I'm telling y'all bro white people somehow have always been in the lead and they still the fastest developing species
But white people but white holes get fat asses they get more athletic
Bigger lips. You shit don't make no sense
Don't you care me mad?
We got a nerf like people.
Asians are the master race.
Brush that stop talking.
Good day to be white.
All right, bro, we haven't done this in a while.
Let's get a race poll in the chat.
I need to see where all the boys are from and women, beautiful ladies.
Run a poll.
We do got a growing women population.
Why?
Because I'm getting handsome or handsome or a dick.
Like, yeah, I'm getting what you thought I was going to say.
It's true though, it's true though, it's true though.
Run a pole, run a pole.
Bro, half of stream is nigga spamming dots.
Y'all niggas is fucking stupid.
Like, bro, can you comprehend that nigga?
Did you hear me?
What are you spamming dots?
What you confused about, little boy?
Yo, run the pole, bro.
Run the pole, bro.
Race, what are you?
Okay?
Nigga make it Hispanic, bro. You can't just make it Mexican
Bro, can you free run this poll who made this shit? You're the fries muah fire
Yeah, run the pole
Congratulations, bro guys, let me get it
Congratulations run for the move you for the fire get there
Is there gonna be enough room for you Boba and burger?
Huh?
Huh?
There, there you go.
Here we go.
Nigga!
Where the ball at, nigga?
Oh, shit.
Damn, homestreams, I got a...
Fuck.
I go.
Where the ball?
Cardi going?
Send the link.
Mods, please.
I'm about to just make a Google form, bro.
I just want to know the demographic of the community.
You know what?
It's a better way to do this.
See?
I'm my own best mod.
Fuck that shit. We got it now y'all know we got to do this periodically bro because
we gotta keep you know a little update bro. Yeah after we do everything that I'm
gonna build a project. Xiety. Five star demographics. If you're not five star a
America they just get this one out what race are you what are the races black
white Indian age no no Hispanic Jewish Middle Eastern that's not a thing but
alright South Asian South Asian is Indians East Asians is which is kind of
weird I don't know how East wait is South Asian Chinese or East Asian oh say
that South Asian yeah package yeah South Asian East Asian Iggy with the five
yes I heard nigga said it's just Asian no bro I'm doing a separate because like
Bro that should be selfish punishment. Come on Arab make it say European. Yo, hey
That's like saying I'm American dickhead nigga answer the question
Right, is this it?
Then this it next
How old are you put this in the calm to
We got to get to the bottom of this shit. How old are you?
We gonna go
Last and 13 we don't go
14 13
Niggas that fag bitch
Do you think I'm damn classy?
Like do you think I'm discord police? I don't give a damn about so age nigga come here nigga. Hey yo I
Don't give a damn about your age. Just do the poll
I'm not gonna ban you off twitch because you're below the requirements. Oh
Damn, no, that was a bad one. Yeah
I'm gonna think all the next time I was bad
Then we're gonna do 18 to 21 and then we're gonna do 21 plus all the aunts aunts in the command the
The community fuck
Damn
Wait, no
This means
Damn, I'm stupid now
There we go
Is that good? I'll be forgetting the symbolism the symbolism
and then where are you now where are you from we gonna do East Coast West Coast
hold on stop yelling at me bro I'm trying to fix it South Midwest which is
like Texas and shit right nobody from Rhode Island they can just answer and
then we're gonna say we gonna put the rest of the continents some bullshit
Cardio stays off. Let me job everything I'm doing. No, did you show these files?
No, there's some special
Yo, yo get these for breeze of the way for me, but yo, can y'all send me the link?
Think of that get like I'm allergic to smelling good, but um, I think it was just a prop. I
Have no idea for what it had to be for one of our face. Yeah, and they just sent it back as I'm effing
Oh my god, how many views would I get stable or not oh in the booth? Oh, that's good thumbnail, too
When you stable or not in the booth?
bro
Why?
Is there a better quality tree bro? I should be at the concert right now. Don't piss me off, bro
Don't do more songs. How does this work?
That's where I exit. Alright, Imma see you bruh. Now, does anyone know, um, does anyone know what's it called?
What is this? What show is this? Why must it look Matt Orange?
Dude!
It's sicko mode. They can get the fuck out of here.
What?
Sicko moves on.
We got two water bombs.
I'm getting Jack The Hortie vibes.
Frick Connor.
Alright, let's finish this.
And then lastly,
Yeah, that's too much. Yeah, this is not smart enough to answer this shit. What?
What gender are you? Honestly don't know the hundred other genders nigga
I'm gonna keep it all the way a stack all the way it now wow and that just me being a real nigga
I don't know the other ones I
Know those shit that people classify they self-ass, but I don't know what it's called. I know a sexual
I don't know that I don't know I
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.
Now, I've always told you this, this is not no PR.
I know I will never be fully PR trained,
cause it's hard for me to hide my truth in my face.
If I'm given a PR response, y'all will see it in my face.
But I don't really give a fuck about
what gender niggas classified themselves as.
If they want to be a fraud, a leopard,
they don't really matter to me.
I'm a male nigga.
Don't twerk with your dick out and send it to me.
Please don't thank you.
I'm a male though.
But whatever other niggas classify theyself as,
I don't give a name.
Now, is there any non-binary?
There we go.
That's what it's called.
All right, this good for y'all?
This good for y'all?
This good for y'all?
Niggas said, GGs, I literally just sat here
and told y'all niggas, whatever niggas do
and call theyself had,
nothing to do with me, it's not my business.
I'm a male though.
You can't turn me to, I don't know.
Add fixed the age options.
What's wrong with them?
Less than 13, 18 to 21.
Oh my God, bro.
What the fuck is this dumb ass shit right here?
Fuck, my bad, my bad.
14 to, no, 13 to seven, 13 to 17.
All right.
Okay, what should we get rid of?
What gender are you?
Non-binary.
This work is non-binary.
That's that Arab. I got that
Let's make the simple questions at the start. So you feel me?
So all the Dominicans could check out at the end this the simple-minded peons. I'm gonna move this it up
What gender are you?
All right, how are niggas already responding?
All right, this should be good black white Hispanic Middle Eastern. I gotta make it so y'all can only submit one
limit one response
Arab is Middle Eastern idiot bitch. Y'all the ones who told me to put it the fuck
Black white Hispanic Middle Eastern South Asian East Asian. I swear. I'm forgetting like Jewish people
Add Somali that's African ugly
That's black, but I'm forgetting. Australia is not
Australia is not a fucking race. Where are you from? I'm gonna do East
I'm gonna do East Coast West Coast South Midwest
And then it fuck all this extra shit, I'm not gonna lie.
We gonna do Midwest, then we gonna do Canada,
cause Canada is pretty big.
And then we gonna do out of country, global.
What's that shit called?
International, there we go.
All the international viewers.
Even though Canada fit in that, but yeah.
Texas is, is Texas not in the Midwest?
Let me know, let me know.
Damn bro, all you fucking mulatto ass niggas,
I got you, bro, mixed.
I got you.
Are you retarded?
Nigga.
Texas is Midwest.
It's in the middle of the West.
Yah!
Map of America.
Boom, nigga.
If I could draw an equator down the middle of this bitch,
it would be smack dab in the middle.
So it's the middle West.
Bro, it's the middle.
You know, I'm not even gonna argue with Johnny.
What is the Midwest?
Nah, I will say this though.
I didn't have my glasses on.
You know, to each day own bro, shit be happening.
For me, nigga's not always right like bro,
being wrong is how you learn and grow as a person.
So I don't know why y'all being mad at me.
Can we just figure this out please?
What are we doing?
We got the East Coast, we got the South.
There's too much shit.
I'm not talking about no mountain ranges.
Are you dead ass?
Nathaniel B. Y'all remember Nathaniel B?
bro that was a popping meme bro see niggas gone see niggas gone spam doc man bro i wasn't saying
bro i was literally just asking if y'all remember bro what's up you said something
pen
I'm sick of your niggas it I'm sick of this shit it's over bro come on bro come on bro
is you serious bro that niggas not funny bro bro this city is beyond like bro every
niggas had a niggas calling me lord of the flies bro no bullshit phone y'all
niggas deserve my ass whooping he wearing the same shirt as yesterday bitch
this is from today get the fuck out of here nice try ugly I'm not you I got
niggas name yo see it is way too he's my angel I got a nigga named taco man
talking to me oh now let me chill though let me chill though let me chill though
let me chill though bro are you all right bro I'm talking when I don't y'all
don't take that out of context I said when I hate talk hate all kind of hate
dickwriters nigga I was not talking about me I love makes it I love
I love Mexicans bro. I love Mexicans bro.
Anyways, let's just continue with what we're doing.
As I can see here, we have a poor attempt.
We have a poor attempt at a nigga trying to frame me as a stank, as nigga.
So I just have I just got video documented proof of
flies buzzing around my head and now niggas is telling me to listen to jaco
You feel me you see why I want to retire
That's the look good fam keep up the great work nigga. Are you talking about the plate?
bro I'm like 15 to 30 into the are you talking about what are you talking about
man see you laughing that's not a good sign y'all guys it's been a rough week
bro it's been a rough week nobody does earn this type of shit nobody does this
niggas falling in with the food max smell like no do why are you tagging
him first of all I don't I smell mad good bro yo when y'all see my morning
Yeah, I see my bathroom and set up and I see all the products I got in the beautiful light
Well, I got everything covered lotions, toothpaste, cologne, all of it nigga
um ear waxers
Flosses, sticks, listerines, all of that
Face washes, face lotions, face moisturizers, face scrubs, hair oil, bro, I'm covered gang
I'm covered bro, and it's so funny because niggas really want to saw so bad
Niggas want to saw so bad, bro. Yeah, literally started call bro y'all started calling me stinkers. I try to see what's on my bathroom
I know what it is
Like bro, I know
Now I know it makes perfect sense. So say that say that that's that's exactly what I go get
I'm gonna give the people what they need, bro
It's niggas typing buzz in the chat. Are y'all acting like flies?
Nah niggas is funny as hell, bro. Niggas is funny as hell, y'all daisy as hell.
Gotcha, bro. That's a good one. It's a good joke, bro. It's a good ass joke.
It's a good joke, bro. Clap it up for y'all, so y'all can't make me mad, nigga.
Nothing can make me mad. I'm literally, nigga, I, bro, my dick made out of steel, nigga.
vibranium what's that shit in Wakanda vibranium yes nothing can make me mad
bro y'all can't make me mad bro I'm a I'm a happy nigga y'all can't make me mad
I'm a happy nigga nothing break me boy I'm just letting y'all know that I'm just
letting y'all know keep trying try harder try harder try harder try harder
try harder you're never break me sorry bitch that's it that's it that's it
That should sound like it's thick don't it?
Fuck y'all as
I was saying let's get back to the pole. I'm handing this out. That's how we're doing it age gender
East Coast West Coast South Midwest can't you better be in one of those neither if you're not you're not you don't
Bro, I don't even know what states these are because somebody named me one state in this area
this is West Coast you on the West Boy all right am I missing anything yes or
no from where are you from nah bro now this stream is shit fun as hell bro this
shit put a smile on my face bro this shit fun as a motherfucker give me the
rest of the answers so I can give y'all the form please we in Stinksville
Oh
No, that's a funny game. That's a funny buddy. I didn't come in today. No, this is Pete Fazda right here, bro
Y'all at top peak with the jokes right now, bro. This shit game. Good shit. I ain't see y'all in this form in a minute
Good shit, bro. Good shit, bro
You're doing your thing
What since y'all not gonna help what are the oh here we go
Northeast Midwest, okay, thank you the fuck make us talk about some mountain bitch
bitch
Here y'all go
Share how do I share? How do I share? Can y'all put this in the Twitter con too?
Damn
Bull did oh man, bro
Dude, did I scare you? I'm a bar soap. I'm just here to remind you.
Please just vote on the poll, bro. Let's continue with the Twitter column.
This is a survey demographics we about to check. It's some cool shit where you
can check the pie charts and we can see where everybody from.
Don't submit your response, it's pending to check.
Shit sub it down over bro. We bet extended clip 30 clip
Tweaking with your heart don't make me cry
Yeah, once we finish this and we go through it, you know what?
No, once we finish this and we do the little reactions and shit that I'm gonna be able to product
I'm gonna really soon. It's still on the chair
I'm very excited. I'm gonna forgot about it. So bro
All right, damn, what the fuck just happened?
Hold on, stay.
Where was we?
Why do the glasses fit him so well?
He wanna be cool so bad.
I got a crispy pick.
Oh, nah, thank you.
Too cute, y'all.
Here's the thing, bro.
This one, the women at Five Star, y'all my favorite?
Cause you know, even though y'all clown,
like y'all still can sit here at the end of the day
and like acknowledge, like you throw me,
like you can, you can not be mean too.
Like y'all don't just troll, all the niggas just be trolling.
So I appreciate y'all bro, and y'all amazing and wonderful.
You know what I mean?
Y'all deserve nothing but the best, you know?
Real shit.
He's so sexy, you gay.
Move.
Not for real, he look mad good.
Nigga think he dexels.
Nigga pop his shit out your mouth.
This post is from an account you muted, okay?
Ha ha ha ha.
Best thing y'all, let's take a guess.
Who y'all think this is?
You got P.D. Dom's, I got that bitch ass nigga muted.
You got Dillion, I got his bitch ass muted.
You got Bandy, I got his bitch ass muted.
I'm going peaty.
Let's go.
Yup, it never missed.
It never missed bro, it never missed.
Like it never missed bro.
I just knew it.
It's the type of shit he coming on.
It's the type of shit he would coming on, bro.
You're a fucking loser, bro.
We seen this.
It's probably my last post here
due to the fact I'm Brazilian goodbye.
Why?
What the fuck?
Why did you think of what?
South of Brazil.
Or Portugal.
Brazilians being portuguese nigga shout out brazil bro. What are you talking about?
Guess who's back welcome back bruh
YB in the mirror shared DMs with plaque bro
You know I have niggas asking me y'all when's the YB in the mirror stream and the baby stream? Can y'all stop?
Like I'm so serious and I'm not gonna beg or plead. I'm gonna ban you
Stop stop stop it stop it stop it. We're gonna stop doing that shit, bro
Kita is kind of I at this point, bro
You ready to get the show on the road? Let's do it Mac. They're gonna switch up in
They're gonna switch up in dick ride. You just like they were in 2017
We're gonna show them your music talent won't be taken for granted for long. You're the goat my number one chill with the dick rise
I'm gonna listen to the music in a sec, bro. I got
BO on my body. I'm the man is think let me know
It's sad that you don't need to add a name to know. I mean, it's my fucking calm
It's my fucking calm big brain
Well niggas be thinking a Einstein bro. You're a stupid nigga
Leak snippet
Black boy Maxx do Dennis
This is fucking trash now stare at me real quick while I order my best. I need water
Bro, I don't got to find the one in my head, bro.
Where do you see flies?
You don't see shit.
Fuck up, I need some Gatorade, bro, to replenish myself.
Y'all niggas that drain me of all my energy,
y'all drain me of all my everything.
Y'all don't stop, all day.
I need Gatorade, I need electrolytes badly.
Bro, how do they only have two options for Gatorade?
This the shittiest CDS I've ever seen in my life.
This is fucking trash
Where can I get data from?
Brought that order prime. Come on niggas don't respect me bro. Oh
What's the update with the what's it called?
Yo, dream of
The lunch leaves
What's the best color day rate put me on right now real quick, please? I'm so serious
You got a couple options. Damn. We got a couple options
Let me know let me know now. I was a white gator a type of guy
Just like how I was a snow bunny guy up until like two days ago
Let me know
Let me know. Let me know. I'm not getting great. Now. I'm a blue. I like blue personally. I like blue
I'm gonna go core water too. That's what I'm thinking core water gator has good combos
two yep there we go this is exactly why I spent 900,000 this year yo y'all
remember all that cooking connect add it up bitch I'm gonna keep urban on y'all
too you can't break my soul I'm gonna keep
bourbon on y'all bro ain't shit changing me this fits too well let's see five
four three two he's the one yo scream scream where are you bro why is it keep
pausing bro bro this gun be tight damn her came and got my goat this cartoon
network as well can you run or not I don't know the other side of Florida
though so it'll be I it'll be I he fell down with so swag so much swag
I bet, yo my gone next.
I'm finna purge niggas that aim high one per week.
At this point bro, we gotta do some fucking
different operations over here.
No case shit, Max sexy with the glasses.
I was thinking about it and then I'm like,
ah, this is a nigga.
I'ma leave these hoes off.
Let's see what these comments think.
What's I think?
Over or under?
Is it gonna be supporting the nigga?
Or is it gonna be the,
I
Which one is gonna be your gay as hell, that's what I'm saying
This is not even a world's fun about it. Who is this supposed to be?
But you think I'm gonna you think I'm gonna matter for you
You think I'm gonna get mad?
No, bro
Probably fucking not
Keep these shitty self-portraits to yourself. She's trash
It's his trash
green auror with flies
Like y'all, bro. Yeah, it's almost like you can't make this it up max two or two on these streams
No cap. He's one block buster stream away from that golden boy chain back hundred hundred
Damn, I was going through it last month. There's some stress for ass. So you would think my fucking uh-uh cousin diners from knock on wood
This shit is ridiculous, bro. Do you guys see this blonde hair?
hairline cruise wait is this is this nigga?
So they turn running to for breeze man
Okay, mind you
You do understand bro. He one of those superheroes. He needs his own powers to the negative ending
Oh, yeah, I'm just keeping it. That's that
But now at the end of the day, um, yeah, I don't say what I want bro. I'm probably the
besides
Okay, I just know I'm one of the best smelling niggas and things. I know that for a fact. I know that for a fact, bro
I know that for a fact. I
Don't need cologne. Yo, I don't need cologne and I still smell better than every
Like niggas don't be knowing bro. Like I got the product bro, and I like my skin
I was made for this shit, bro. That's what's so funny.
Look at him chasing and rage, rage.
Boy, you have given me $35,000.
You better suck my dick, nigga.
You have given me $35,000.
Don't make it go to waste.
Just be a full glazer.
Fuck you, me, rage.
Yo, tragic, I said, oh!
Yo, tragic.
Tragic, I'm gonna let you rock.
I'm gonna let you rock today, big burn.
Y'all couldn't have used the better squeeze out of me?
Yeah.
Now, I bookmark this.
This Jason stream made me realize Max when I mess with Parkers at home.
Y'all remember when Jason was getting oiled up and niggas was like,
no, I'm breaking all these subs.
No, Max got to start fucking with Paul.
We're niggas last month.
And what I tell you, we, every, the beauty about phase,
all of us have our own lanes, bro.
Turn that shit off.
The beauty about phase is we all have our own lanes.
Let niggas be in their own lanes.
I promise you, bro.
Niggas wasn't there for that miskid stream.
Do y'all not remember?
N***a, I went to men's gift stream?
Oh my God.
I went to men's gift shit?
Well, N***a's gonna remember, bro.
Just know, bro, not everything for everybody.
And I fuck with some people in the Poggers,
but that is not my type of crowd and scene, typically.
So I'm not gonna force myself
to be with some, be and some are not.
Supposed to be it.
That's Jason shit.
Let him do him.
You fuck me?
But obviously I fuck with like QT,
you know, I fuck with QT,
Fuck with love wig, you know Hassan Cole. We did that to me, too
You know there's cool niggas I think center in that community. You know I'm saying, but yeah
No, because I have more thoughts on that um
Another thing it's not just that he stinks his breastings to low-key though
What the hell is this
These edits are annoying as hell.
Maxler is the stupidest streamer.
Oh!
Nick is about Santa Monica is the thing that sells the country better than anything.
Oh!
Nick is about Santa Monica is the thing that sells the country better than anything.
Oh!
Nick is about Santa Monica is the thing that sells the country better than anything.
What is your answer?
Corpair.
Are you being chicken pox?
It was.
When you call a pizza.
Bro, it's so funny, bro, because Nick is acting like chicken pox is the thing
The bad answer and you know what's funny? I'm like, I'm gonna always keep it real much like there were a couple answers
Where you feel me? I'm like there was a couple answers where
Um, I genuinely was really fucked up
Bro, I thought it was chickenpox bro. Why would I know a disease?
Bro, the Brazil is a country thing. I my tongue was faster than my brain. It'd be like that sometimes
Hey, yo
But bro, you feel me?
Bro, it just be happening bro. Bro niggas have slow moments. I'm smart though
Well, I'm a smart lady. It's obvious and if y'all couldn't tell yesterday. I'm smarter. She is this five star. Let's see. I
Was watching maximum no ads on YouTube and what the fuck is this chat yapping about?
Should I get on bad? Yo PD Dom such right yo sub yo bitch ass up. Yeah, yo band PD Dom's
I'm not even trolling miles get him fan him right now
This on my head this story how like right and be like that though, bro, I'm not gonna lie bro nigga
Brother Graham the funny, huh?
Krispy Krispy grandma pink
Fill me in the mirror with it make face great again boom
Lazy bag
Post up
Morgan's bitch ass. That's why I got this shit in there
Morgan's bitch ass
Posted with laser. Now the reason I posted this one my shoulder look
Crazy my soda look crazy. So I had to post this shit
For me had a posted shit look too swaggy
Not a hud love this
That's why I'll be posting this to you brother, because this one is like, it's on some like
dry head, like I look a little tall.
We got this one, you know.
Oh, let me talk about every photo.
This is the night, this is when I really started smoking, Danny.
This the day of, remember the, the Isaiah flower shit?
Yeah.
Uh huh.
I streamed that day too.
Tiana Trump was right here.
Damn.
Same day, just the last day, just the final hundred days.
You know, obviously the laser shit.
This was in DreamCon.
I think I met, what day was it?
Wait, what's this?
I don't know what day this was.
I don't know.
This was the party I know that smoking out.
It was a hella swag, nigga.
Ha, hella swag, nigga.
Now, I know what y'all think.
You feel me?
I know y'all know, bro,
I've been in the trenches and shit, bro,
but nah, I wasn't sipping, bro.
This is Starbucks, clearly gang.
I don't think this do be a little confusing,
but this is Starbucks.
You hear me?
And then I posted up with Ian.
Yeah!
Jackie was swaggy, I had to post this shit.
No, no!
Holy shit.
No, I'll be doing bad as a bitch.
I'll be doing bad as a bitch, I was a close one.
I'll be doing bad as a bitch.
I thought I'd just leak my number, bro.
anyway though where was we yeah this might got to go up here I don't know
what this got to do with anything I don't look like this nigga so please back
the fuck up please I'm super shy super shy now this person said I think I speak
for everyone when I say we need more basketball content with D1 players I
bookmark this too there's more basketball shit on the way more sports
shit in general bro we just figuring it all out I promise trust and believe
before the year end there's a lot of fire ship playing 900k cells with 500
views you know what the you know this shit had to get banned or something
right I make it the chat type oh my god that shit had to get banned for I promise
y'all I probably got white it probably got copyrighted and then got put back
Yeah, I say what's up
Maybe these numbers
Hope I don't know what this is, but I'm a talk to my editors. You don't get that shit. So
Same shirt
Yeah, I never heard of a plain white tea. Let me know bro. Let me know. Yeah, I never heard of plain white tea
Let me know because they act like they bro. They do that like they drink holy water
They drink holy water and use do whites every time you a stank nigga, and you don't even use a charming bitch
use the default toilet paper and you're a school shitter I was a school shitter
which I know what I'm saying just get the fuck out of here now no emo drop
let's check it out I'm super shy super shy later than I make it
hey let me know are y'all done can I continue can I continue or are y'all
done like bro let me know bro just say the word bro just say the word bro
say the word what the fuck is this bro notice not no fucking emo get out of here
talking about some buzz buzz let me see this e-trailer and whoa damn nigga what's
up no come here nigga no cuz I'm where's the
for breeze hey come here wait oh bro I was just coming in to say good night no
I thought you were gonna spray me again you're just saying good night well I
mean I'm gonna go move more shit I just I don't know bro you busy like damn I
didn't want to interrupt your content seems like you got a lot of that going
on now this house is filled with content today so why don't you show me your
defeat I'm literally about to do it but you know J Cole drop the heat I
I got some big boy shit to do.
I mean big boy shit.
Big boy shit.
I bet.
What are we going to react to first?
Yeah, bro.
Don't come.
Get the fuck out of here.
Don't move, nigga.
Like, bro.
See?
Bro, that literally would not be enough time for him to even get it.
You know what I mean?
That would not even be enough time for Ron to get it with.
Tim?
Last one, Max.
What do you say?
It's Max!
I
Yo, bro, I'm not a lot of niggas not for the run this shit. Well, how is that room can I continue?
Are you I don't can I continue? Let me know let me know let me know
Did this nigga just say it's max?
After trying to convince the world he washed with just as bare fucking he's I did I I used to do that
Like when do I start winning bro? Just let me know bro. Let's just add to the list game
Let's just add to the list bro. What else I gotta do. What else I gotta do. I already got lost to a dad
What else I gotta do bro look good in viewers. I mean look good in glasses y'all
Yeah
looking
Glow up. Yeah, I mean shit though
bro for anyone that been watching me for a while like if you go back to like
2021 now look at it now getting in the gym getting big and thick getting
tatty you know what I'm saying buddy looking good tries getting longer face
getting sharper cleaner less acne hey up back to the black that's true that's
That's true, to be honest, bro, I don't think this that bad.
I feel like the L's are slowing down.
Let me know, though.
I feel like the L's slowing down.
Pin.
Like, bro, let me know, bro.
Can I continue?
I don't know what I'm supposed to say.
What am I supposed to say to this shit?
Your photo is stopping me in that garbage bin gang.
Is that my album?
Brothers Flies coming out.
Bro, look how big the Flies are.
Album cover, make this the album cover.
At this point, I think all y'all need to do is stand up.
How much are y'all gonna keep going, bro?
I'm not gonna lie, y'all lucky, bro.
Y'all lucky I'm having the time of my life
because I really began on y'all ass.
Because I know y'all stink.
I'm a, you know what I mean?
Real sick.
It's Fondo.
It's fine.
It's fine.
Just the album cover, right?
New Jersey stick bug.
Okay, bro, I got shit all over my desk.
Big saying, I probably shouldn't have banged my desk.
I had the geek feel on this, huh?
React to the each trailer I'm about to,
and then I'm about to reveal my product.
Ladies and gentlemen!
Can y'all still see me?
Nah, I can't, right?
Can y'all see me now?
Oh, there we go.
Let's do it.
I'm twigging on my shit,
Don't make me crash.
How about, hey, it's not rocket, bro.
I gotta just do this, handle this while I can.
Yup, go ahead, go ahead, go ahead, bro.
Go ahead, got forbidden nigga, blow their nose.
Got forbidden.
Max custom-motive pocket pussy.
Are you crazy?
That is not the product.
I can confirm that is not the product.
Here we go.
Move.
lifestyle the album the trailer let's get it let's go let's go oh shit
is that a fucking cigarette so you went to 2093 to get to get some marbles
bro what the hell is this bro bro i'm tired of these niggas smoking cigs bro
yo cigs are making a comeback hella niggas smoke cigs bro
Six are making a comeback.
I don't know what it is.
I don't know what it is.
I'm not getting on the bogies though,
but I did used to tell you I'm not getting on the week.
So, bro, I was talking to Soggy today, bro.
And the niggas said I have like five senses.
I say that's it.
I don't even know how that's possible.
But I feel like I'll be seeing mad.
Like I got mad diverse lingo.
And like you feel me?
And like vocabulary.
Niggas said I say,
niggas said I say seven different seven lines.
Seven voice lines. He said that's why he think I'm autistic like bitch what autistic niggas are smarter than your average
Then your average peon that beat was crazy, bro. So I'm gonna give this a thumbs up before me. I'm excited for the album
I think it's gonna be better than 2093 next Thursday. We got Ian and we got you
Is lick now niggas is spamming me
spamming me to listen to J Cole
Here goes nothing
Five stars favorite rapper
Let me get my beverages
go
poor and Tony oh
You turn my skeletons like fuck it do it all over then I never would swap
I sing good I sing bad had my melon in my I sing like long friends turn the devil in
shots I was Mike and Red leather trying to tell him to stop
You better beat it for you see the heavy metal get pop farther to the federal snack
And sit his ass on the bench to move and kill us with rock
You can't relate let's show father was one else and then ride a rap to a soft little
part of jail so that when you back in the Lord you feel I
What we think is slow down or fast on?
What we think?
Struggle which explains the puzzle look on the dough faces the word that's become but like do not the key because it's profitable
But saying it's Dr. Violet shows with do's and high straddles
I pulled the plug because I see what that was about to go when it clicks to make they pockets grow
They see this fire in my pen and think I'm dodging smoke
Niggas just a swathe a whole thing. What the pen say?
What the pen say j4 dot dot
If I was him I would have did the same shit niggas don't keep it real. I would have did the same shit hearing what Kendrick had on Drake
Shit jaco might who knows jaco might be on that same shit
Kendrick probably got a database on this
On this city bike driving as nigga. It said niggas don't hear any way to get the spamming slow down
I'm you brought up most niggas in chat. Look you fuck with it
I can't one guy social media competing for your favorable means to be considered best of living best the way to both things
I understand the thirst to be in first that made them both swing protecting legacies
So lines got crossed perhaps regrettably my friends went to walk the way with all this blood on me now
Some would discredit me try wipe away nigga. You know you haven't understood half of what he said
Did you watch my ears?
Well, y'all watch everybody part. I got Nick. I'm hearing a nigga, but he's talking at real soon
Like, is you asking for me for a summary bitch? I'm not sparking those bitch.
How about you listen to the song? I understand what the fuck you said.
Just cause you don't, bro. Don't try to put that shit on me.
Name one bar? Um.
Glass of Gceğim Gray give money
sweep
I me my biga it a little water drink you always be my
thick I understand you did a lot for me my mom
cop out. He said, I hate, I'm choosing sides. Y'all say I'm choosing sides. Don't lie on
me. Drake, you'll always be my nigga. You did a lot for me. How is that? Fuck on him. Drake
is the best though. But how's that? Get the fuck out of here. Y'all think it's simple.
You simple mind to be on fuck. You don't know what you're talking about. Now a nigga
like me, I'm understanding and understanding what he's saying. This shit got a deeper
meaning he's talking about yo don't lie on me aka lie on me lay on me lay down on
me because my body's prayer I'm getting old as I see from the cover art he's the
dreads dingy as always so it's like he's the great and he felt me disintegrating
so he's saying don't lie on me I don't got enough way to support support Drake
support so I dropped out the race between Kendrick and Drake but niggas
wouldn't be able to understand that be my nigga I ain't ashamed to say you
You did a lot for me, my nigga
Fuck all the narratives
Tapping back into your magic penis
Was imperative
Reminding these folks why we do it
It's not for beefing
It's for speaking out thoughts
Pushing ourselves
Reaching the charts
Reaching your minds
Keeping your heart screaming
I'm finding motions to touch
Something inside to open you up
Hope you cope with the rough times
This shit
I'm sending love
Cause we ain't primin' shit
My nigga got it
Say stop
Yeah
Got it
This shit, fuck
This shit
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Let me go through the Google form and see five-star demographic. Here we go, folks
How old are you? Damn, what the fuck? Damn. Y'all niggas fake old. 18 to 21? 49%. That can't be real, bro.
Greater than 21, there's mad niggas. Damn, I'm a maturized nigga, huh? Haha. Now, you know what they tell me, dawg? I mean, what gender are you?
Okay, we got a 10% population of women, which that's growing, it used to be like two.
Now we got like 10%, that's low key a lot.
That's low key a lot.
That's low key a lot.
That's a lot.
That's a lot.
That's a lot.
That's a lot.
That's a lot.
What race are you?
Majority black, second majority Hispanic, third majority mixed, fourth majority is white.
Interesting.
you from east coast west coast all right pretty split up the thing I'm most
intrigued about is this age these are interesting answers 18 to 21 is a big
percent y'all we got to get this this what's that are you we got to get this
in like 20 25% nothing more I don't want it to be too much because then you
me is like look no ladies I know I understand like you feel me like the
population growing but I think anything above 25 would be 2oD you know it
would be I feel like it would be 2oD it'd be 2oD this shit might turn to a
eat day in community y'all know how niggas get can't do that no sorry no
sorry so yo what the fuck is that anyways though yeah excuse me I don't
think you have to worry already is in court pinned did you see this get this
to max yeah damn nigga two thousand likes yo here's the thing bro I'm not
gonna lie I understand that some niggas like you tell me as YouTube gurus
And some of y'all probably do put a lot of time in the YouTube shit
But getting a video up as soon as possible sometimes is good to get videos up in a time-sensitive
Man other times is not it just depends for example
When Ian made that song that video was posted at like 6 a.m.
They asked three that hundred thousand views it just depends bro
I'm gonna be honest. So yeah, but I did send this appreciate job bro for helping this shit
You know when niggas helpful and give day cursing I always appreciate that motherfucker now
It's if we got anybody else to go we got drag if we don't
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Oh, that's what I'm saying bro, that's what...
It's time to reveal the product.
I'm not waiting no longer.
Ladies and gentlemen, as I know,
I've been wanting to start a product for a long time,
a very long time.
You know, I've been holding off,
Niggas been begging,
and right now that time is finally here.
This is the first ever product I made,
I will be selling it soon,
but I wanted to debut it on stream
and see how Niggas was feeling.
And then we're gonna go from there, all right?
On a kind of great ever product line, 80's and 70's, started my own Cologne line.
Now, this is just, this is just, you feel me, this is a demo, you know?
It's not fully, it's not fully filming, we hashing shit out, we getting everything
straight, but this is like the first little, you feel me, the first rough drawing of
my nigga.
Black boy odors, okay?
What was the name?
Oh, Black Boy Fragrance, Black Boy Fragrance.
Now, as I can see my faces on this shit,
if you want to smell like Black Boy Max,
then you're gonna cop that right here.
You know what I mean?
You're gonna cop that right here.
Now, to prove this shit is not no BS,
I'm gonna have, I literally got cars and all I'm making.
You can do the hoods on the cars.
I'm gonna do, you know how you can do the oots,
oots on the cars?
I'm gonna be doing the oots, oots on the cars
and have a have my friends try out my,
my product though, my product.
So, to start, we got Dream-O!
Dream-O!
Yeah, nah, for anybody this is not in stores yet,
I do see a lot of you asking for the referral link.
I'm black as hell.
Yeah, this is not currently yet in stores,
But it will be released soon when we just, you know what I mean?
Why is it yellow?
What'd you say?
It'll be yellow.
Nah, because Cologne's just got different colors sometimes.
It's the bottle though.
It's the color of the bottle, that's it.
Yeah, bro.
All right.
There we go.
Why are you backing up like you're scared, you know what I mean?
All right, here we go.
Let me know what you think.
Here on Niggaz Go gang.
I'm not gonna be a snag.
No, no, it's just mad strong.
It smells good though.
It smells good.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, my nigga!
One for one!
It smells good, yeah.
Yes, sir!
I love that, I spray a lot.
You know what I'm saying?
Yes, sir, yeah.
It's probably because they're gonna be spraying too much.
No, you know what I mean?
Can't be spraying too much.
You gotta just, you know what I mean?
You gotta let that whole fly.
Probably see.
All right, next up.
Next up, we are going to Lacy.
We are going to Lacy.
We are going to Lacy.
We gotta bring the product to Lacy.
Damn, is anyone else loud?
No, it's like Jason and I are here.
We're there!
We're there!
Hell yeah! We're there!
Yeah, we're down.
I can stream it?
Damn you fat pig.
What's your elders?
What max is here?
Introducing Plagued, oh Plagued friends.
Care to try out my new clothing?
Yeah, yeah, we tried it.
Nah, I started a product.
We found it like this just one of the first dress.
We tried multiple different ways to build it up, so it's like the first one you got to let me know what you think about the shit.
I heard you're going to a party this weekend!
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What party?
I don't know, I just got invited.
I just got invited.
Okay.
You got to make sure to try to sit on it, because I want to see how people perceive it.
That's your clone?
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Why did you do that?
That's what you put on that knee.
Bro, I just put the first one from the cameo.
Oh my god, mask.
Oh my god!
Holy fuck!
I want to smell it.
I'm not coming in there.
I can take it out, bro.
Oh my god!
It's all making sense now.
Bro, this just smells good, bro.
Are you serious?
Smell it again.
You need to know this.
That's brain board bro, you probably just saw it on the paper, okay?
Max, why are you gonna, Max, I'm not smelling that.
Why?
Get that fucking shit out of here!
Oh, you are a walking, you are a walking stickball!
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, he's a walking stickball.
I got to get in the area he was standing.
Oh my god, that's actually fucking disgusting.
He smells so bad.
He smells so bad.
Look, nigga, I ain't your negative dick, right?
But you know, I don't really need Lacey opinion
on my fragrance, you know?
I actually did change it.
I've just changed it.
I just had a business meeting with the boys, you know?
We do got a team.
I'm changing it from Black Boy fragrance
to Five Star fragrance, a flow better.
Five Star fragrance!
Now, right now we are one for two, that's fine.
This the first draft, we are one for two.
You make out and mix me up with the other.
Yo bro, you're like, I'll hold him to stick on.
Like, you can't in here, you can't.
Yeah, let me try that.
Yo, Ryan, Ronnie's done it.
Ronnie's done it.
Hold on, y'all want some?
Hold on, y'all.
Y'all want some?
Ronnie's done it.
Like, I'm trying to call, no, bro.
It's a little bit weird.
I'm gonna call up, I'm gonna call up Ryan.
I mean, we want the two, bro, you know,
Not everyone go fuck with your shit brother, you know?
Lacey was going for swag talking about his stink.
Like, like, come on, gang.
You know my shit ain't stink.
Ron, it is.
Yo, are you upstairs?
Can you pull up?
I got, I'm testing on my, my fragrance,
you said my Boston fragrance.
Oh, I just told you what the product was.
Damn.
Can you pull up, though?
You have fragrance?
Yeah, I started, I have it started.
It's not released in the public yet.
They can't have it, so, you know,
They begging for it, but they can't have it yet.
You don't test this shit or no, bitch ass nigga.
Let me know.
You want me?
No, no, I have a, bro, I have a card, bro.
Come on.
All right, bro.
Anyways, let me return.
Y'all, now look, my fragrance is Duke Dennis Approved.
I don't know the hell for now.
I don't know the hell for now,
which I didn't run ass, nigga.
But my shit is Duke Dennis Approved.
I just gotta test it more.
This is the first one.
if I mean you did say he would model for my shit.
Ronny's sign, Ronny's sign.
Did it smell good or what?
I mean, give me the jar, drink it.
I don't smell it on you.
I didn't just put it on.
I don't smell it on you.
I didn't.
I didn't just put it on, no part of it.
So, Lacey fucked with it, Andrew fucked with it.
Are you trolling?
No.
Is it good?
It's fine.
Bro.
Oh my god, y'all.
Bro, smell it, man.
Bro, stop acting on that, bro.
Oh my god, I'm gonna gag, I'm gonna actually wait for it.
What?
No, I'm not even trolling.
I'm not, isn't it?
No, I actually don't.
No, I'm not kidding.
Dude, you smell it?
Yeah, it doesn't smell bad.
It doesn't smell bad?
No, it smells good.
Yo, oh my god, I actually gagged.
I really gagged.
Oh my god, it smells so fucking bad.
Dude, my eyes are watering.
Take a good whiff.
Hey, hey, it's fire, it's fire.
Yo, how do you not gag?
I actually see what's up.
Max, take a big whip.
Let me see you smell it.
You're drooling.
You could not.
Bro, it smelled good, bro.
Yo, Lacy tried that.
So you swear to God.
Lacy smelled it.
So Lacy tried it all my life.
Lacy smelled it, bro.
Yo, that's mean.
Dude, that actually made me gag.
No, I'm not kidding.
Why are you putting on a hazmat?
Yo, that's, oh my God, it smells so fucking good.
Why did you just, you?
Why is it yellow?
I might be allergic to it.
You might be allergic to what?
Nicky, you help me make this shit, huh?
I was just following the little fucker recipe, Nicky.
Oh my God.
Yo, did he actually use that?
It smells like that.
No, you stink.
I'm not even trying to be funny.
I swear to God, that is the worst smell ever.
Man, I don't even have a nose in the air.
All my mother's heart beat, I'm not over exaggerating.
I'm not trying to clip for him.
Everything, all my grandfathers grave
microphone that's fucking bad that actually yeah all right well so we we
two for three on on well my opinion council three for four we three how
wait how good is it one to ten you think how good is it one to ten don't spread
actually if it's that good only cuz we have limited supply no no no
Yo, yo, if it's that good, why don't you wear your own product?
We have limited supply.
Stop it, I'm not playing with you bro.
If it doesn't smell that bad and it's your product, give it a go.
Bro, no bro, we have limited supply but no bro.
This is like a couple weeks with us.
No, it's month or three.
Just
No
It's your color because we still work. We still
Alan pull up
Well, just try my fragrance gang, bro. Just try my fragrance
That's so fucking bad
like it smells like nigga nigga running from cologne y'all Allen Allen it is
Duke bro it's Duke Dennis a fool bro what you mean bro it's literally Duke
Dennis a fool y'all Allen come here bro bro come try bro you ready bro why
you acting like you can't walk in here bro and then motherfucking smell good
Don't it now memorable you ready bro?
Here we go, hold on I'm shaking it right at 1 to 10 describe it and then just
Try it
Yo, just try it bro. Yeah, I shook it up, bro. You're good bro. You're not gonna stink
All you gotta do is smell it
Smell it bro
I did, I'm some losers
No way!
I think you gotta do a weird smell effect here
We can't smell shit
I smell the...
My nose is really big
You're not even trying, are you?
Okay, it's over guys
What?
What?
Can you read it?
I mean everybody else fuck with it
All right, so that's four out of five four out of five approval rate um
Guys tomorrow I am doing a five star fragrance pop up exclusive sales
We are doing a five star fragrance pop up pop up store
tomorrow in LA bro come get your fragrances nigga this shit is exclusive
game this is the first drive four out of five phase members approved Duke Dennis
approved BFA approved nigga BFA approved everything approved FDA
approved CDC approved CPC approved CP3 approved everything approved nigga
you feel me so yeah let's get money now for all y'all niggas saying y'all
Why aren't you playing it on your body then bro? We have limited supply bro. So why would I do that?
Well, there's literally limited supply, but four out of five people fuck with it. So
Let's get my
What is it?
You're in a has-nice. No, it's my only costume though. Like I'm gonna go home partner. It's October 9th. Yeah
said Thursday. It's a Wednesday, actually. Yeah. Um, I think, uh, someone's throwing a party tonight,
but I'm going to go. I got invited. Yo, I'm not going to lie. Could you get there for a
break? Just because, um, I just don't want to leak the, the, the, the set. Yeah. I don't want,
I don't want that shit going around the house and people thinking they could, you feel me?
Appreciate your dream. Oh, thank you. Um, anyways, though, thank you for the subs.
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you tomorrow. We will be doing a five-star Franklin's pop-up shot
Damn, I don't have my voice whoa
See that shit just don't want my shit leaking now once again guys
That shit was not sprayed because it smells. It doesn't smell by any means
It was just more so a thing
case why yes, oh
Thank you, my boy for the soul. It was just more so a thing where you know
How do I explain this it was more so a thing where it's like damn, but we got a mixture that um
The sent no get leaked, you know cuz we don't want people taking the same, you know stealing our products you've only so yeah
Tomorrow is the first ever five-star fragrance pop-up get y'all shit today. I think we will retail bottles at
500 something, 500 something, tomorrow though we will be giving out free samples, free samples
tomorrow, free samples tomorrow. Let's get it, let's get it, let's get it. Now I'm here
where my friends are all in a discord call without me, which is pretty fucked up. So
So this is what I'm gonna do.
What?
Just, can you at least, if you're gonna do it,
can you at least pull your shirt off
so I can see the asshole?
Thank you.
What do you mean what happened with her?
Get ready.
Someone's coming in and he smells bad.
No.
Oh my God.
Is Jason gonna join?
Hello, can you hear me?
Mm-hmm.
Wait, what were you asking about, Anna?
Oh yeah, I was just wondering like, what happened?
You know, one day, you know, I was scrolling
on Twitter and I just seemed like an influx
of just some shit, some some, some shit.
Okay, like what?
You know, you know what, bro?
Okay, basically my community thought
she went home to Pennsylvania.
You smell that?
The fuck was that?
Oh, fuck no.
We can't hear you, dude.
Can't hear you, bro.
You think they fucking funny?
yo
why can't you hear me?
yo
yo
yo
I can hear you from the other room but I can't hear you on the discord
Jason would you get back and smell his n***a?
you cannot smell me from Texas b***h ass n***a
Jason would you get back and smell his n***a?
you cannot smell me from Texas b***h ass n***a
what the f*** is wrong with you?
smell, smell like f***ing n***a
probably
yo
you'll be a max
miss you bro
why did I just join the call on you?
You being max mission, bro
But you smell like sorry Jack, sorry
How you been bro?
Big up bro. You know me
You made me Max
Yeah, bro. Yo, I saw that clip
Bro, you're funny like bird is what I'll be saying wrong
I'll be making sort of boy you coming 16 in bro. Now you now you the ETA guy
I
You really put on that song well, and I appreciate that wait what?
Are you talking about my clip over
Now I had a clip that's been going viral over like when we're all taking a break of me pushing Jason
New jeans actually recreated. They've been saying I need to do a collab with them
I heard we're going on a trip though Jason.
What trip to where?
We're going to Korea.
Wait, can you name one member on New Gees?
Yeah.
Honey.
Okay, name another one.
One more.
One more.
Wait, so let me get this straight.
Let me get this straight.
Merlin Merlin
Eugene
He's
You know Matt I saw a clip on Twitter of a fly dead-ass flying around
Your head you really became the main station
I can't wait for you to come back. I actually started
Cologne when it's our first this my first draft five star fragrances. Oh, I do not want a piece of that
Don't know you gotta put it on for a night. He's sitting before you. No, thank you
Lacey did you not smell it? Does that shit not smell good?
Not smell like fucking pig for for like a first copy rough draft. It felt it's all fine
Fuck you saw that in the camera for I saw that big boy spray it on yourself. Yeah
No, I'm a pass bro. I'm a pass
Because I'm running low bro, and I need all this shit for tomorrow. I'm doing samples tomorrow
Yeah, I'm doing a pop-up shop so I don't want to give all my shit away, you know
Yo, Benny man is that a complaining about an ad how about you get your broke ass to go under the couch cushion and get $5 to sub fuck you
Sorry good one school play
Thank y'all for the subs. I ain't got no subs. Thanks for the checks
Yeah, bro, so hi hi's on Texas and I saw you playing with animals and shit
Yo, you leave us for the paulgers and they just keep it apart bro. Don't lie don't lie
be honest bro
What would you leave us for the game? He doesn't want to answer the question. Fuck. No fuck. No, it's crazy. I
Actually had a I had a dream last night. You want to know about me? I love the paulgers, but I'm
Missed out whatever that else I had a dream last night that Jason
Like I don't know why I had this dream, but it was that Jason left phase
because he wanted to do his own thing with the poggers community and then the whole thing
apart.
I'm out of control.
I had a dream.
Yo, speaking of dreams, last night I had a dream I fucked Victoria, bro.
What?
Yo, I'm dead assed.
I told Silky about it already, too.
It's not weird.
It's not weird.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Hey!
Nah, some shit happened over the break with Victoria and Silky, too.
Wait, what happened?
Silky tweeted some shit about, oh, like you can't, you'll pick it, girls be
pick in and choose it and be a housewife or or a porn star and then oh yeah I
saw that wait wait wait oh she replied to it yeah I lied to it and then I swear
someone quote tweeted victorious tweet and was like talking shit right check
calm when I tell y'all we are the method we are the method we gotta have a
Serious Paul who is we haven't been the man?
I am not the method
I'm retired the method lifestyle
Girl released her album after going on your stream
Okay, I've been the method crazy. Yo, I'm gonna
And I'm not, oh my God, bro.
I ain't been at ADNSFW in a minute.
But you know, I'm not buying that shit.
And nigga get curious, right?
So I was there, no, I was no goonin' though.
I was just there.
I don't wanna say why I was there.
So you were in ADNSFW for no reason.
Okay, no, of course not for a reason.
I was, oh my God.
I was looking for some specific files.
Oh, I did the same shit, oh God, I did.
Because I wanted to see if this girl was getting fucked.
Now I know that sounds crazy,
But you gotta understand bro, the majority of the girls we come across, it's like damn bro, they have only fans.
No, if I say who it is, there's more promo.
So the girls that come on stream, you do research on them afterwards.
Oh no, it was a girl that hasn't been on stream but she's been on my fans.
Why is my voice chat saying Lana?
Nigga because she came on stream and she do only thing is but let me finish my story
This was a girl. I was awesome. Yo, they off the fire get the my neck. Thank you. Juggins. Um, so I was in there. I'm like I
Was like look inside waste. Let me see if she has leaks because if she has leaks on Loki cool
Like if she game fucked
Wow, hold on while in there
I let my mind wander and I search a different name and I literally see
blank leaks in parentheses girl from Maxis 20
Oh, it's like that. I'm not gonna be messing with the off girls.
Yeah, me either. I don't I don't either.
You should have fucked up as a cold world, bro.
It's a cold world.
Who was it going on, you know?
I mean, like...
I could probably guess though, to be honest.
Wait, it was a girl you haven't had on stream?
No, I went in there originally looking for a girl that hasn't been on stream because I'm trying to like I'm like no
I'm trying to mess with like less people that get fucked on the internet
So I was trying to see if she felt it was a type and I thought you know
I thought your type was public interviewers. What's up, nigga?
Okay, what was you doing over the break Jason?
I was what was you doing? I bought my family three cars
What'd you do it's your fucking stuff without money, huh spending over all fucking 900 castle bullshit. Oh
Yellow dude, yellow dude
Haven't even been spending money bro. I'm not gonna lie cuz I am deep in the dumps. So wait wait wait wait wait
What is public interview?
What does that mean because I want to kiss him again?
You about caught again?
No, I thought
No, she does public interviews on TikTok.
So he tried to be funny.
You're a fucking comedian, bro.
You're hilarious.
Public interviews.
It's not that bad though.
Hey, at least she's not a Nashville.
Wait, so why did you say Anna died?
She got hit by a truck.
That's such a bad thing to say, man.
It was a troll.
What happened?
I really knocked on him by the door.
Nothing happened.
She literally, the day I left to go home, she left
and she went to Nashville and she hasn't returned.
Yeah, she been taking nice selfies with hella white boys
with fake tans that play beats volleyball.
Odey, she been going crazy.
I seen the Snapchat.
Good shit, gang.
Good shit, gang.
Okay, the guy that you're talking about literally has videos and I'm shoving fucking dick up his ass, so
He's gay
Yeah, that's what you want, bro. I'm telling you bro ain't no nigga fully gay
There's no way no nigga has ever brought even if I'm taking even if it bro as a nigga if I was a gay nigga
And I'm taking dick all the time. I bet you don't want some vagina, bro
You've got me real sick. No
No, that's like saying just cuz I'm straight and I like pussy doesn't mean I don't want to take dick every once in a while
That's not how that works
Now bro, I see you're right though. You're right. You're right though. Like she does
I don't yes you do okay. I'm just cuddly you do you want this I know me especially with me for some reason I know I
Don't know why no
But for some reason I like was thinking about it last night in bed. I was like damn. I want to hug Jason right now
But I'm like it's not gay, huh? No, it's not
Why are you blushing me?
I'm not blushing you!
Who the hell is that?
Because he thinks you saw it and a couple shots of the Cosmigos is over now.
What the fuck are you doing?
You know what time it is bro?
Shit fucked up.
I'll tell you how this goes.
One, Jason, why are you coming back?
They're left without back.
Okay, so look, right?
We gotta tell them our idea, Max.
I know that's what I was about to say.
Okay, I'll be a lot more than like I'm flying in the morning. Oh wait, what are you doing tomorrow?
Some shit was in a oh tomorrow Kaisen at meal you gotta y'all got to do it, too
Me already have a me already got a whole segment play no worry. Oh, could I leech now wait tomorrow is Kai Kai
That meal day that dick writing the chicken Big Mac, bro
You also look like what we want to do is we want to um, you know, I got this new elevator booth thing now and
Basically me
Lacey and Ron are all in it, but we need our fourth boy band member
Silk is too good for us and a dad will probably do it. We should probably get a dad
But we don't make it on a fucking hyper nation. Yeah, but I'm telling you bro
So basically our new house
Yo our new house, right the niggas stay upstairs all day
Multiverses be watching. What's that shit? Kaisen Kaisen?
Jutsu Jutsu Kaisen he watched that all day
Does he come to
Oh, he hasn't been here yet. Well, when I tell you I know I know Max. I know you max. I tried it. It was so good
Yo stream idea, I like how she's trippy brah stream idea stream idea
Lensley prime
Talk to a podcast beat you to it
No, beat you to it. You did it beat you to it man. What?
To it already on already posted on the tiktok. I beat you to it
Oh my god
They're been mad niggas going on talk to it. That's your brand through Jason
I think you need to go on nine for nine. That'd be a better option
Yeah, I saw that clip where you cooked them for me. That's something that's you a nigga now, bro
I'm gonna be honest, bro. I got a strike on tick tock
Why I commented some really hateful shit on one of their tick-tock videos and I got a strike
I get it. I was like I was like I said it shut the fuck up
You keep your weak ass opinion to your weak ass podcast drink bleach or something like that
And then I got the comic are removed. I got a straight. Yeah, I don't know. I was oh, no
I got upset I got upset because they were he was living he made like oh god
They're like far away bro, and it's so annoying it's fucked up. It is fucked up
Yeah, they're jealous they're jealous of our clip the one where I was pushed you side-to-side
side oh what's your ETA ready Jason ready ready
and what we're talking about again my fault sorry and this going my little
discord lag why someone talking yeah you heard you heard me my suit yeah I
can hear you my fault I think it was bugging or something um yeah anyways as
I was saying I think we make a rock song oh like the one we did in the
past yeah I want to kill myself yeah that one full song and then we get
dressed up. We like we really like some rock stars and we perform it. One dollar
tickets. One thing we never did. What a sub-a-thon. Yeah. We didn't go to an open
mic. Facts. We had to do that one of these days. What is that? In sync? No. A comedy club.
Comedy club. We go up on stage and tell jokes. Tice it. Oh, yeah. Tice it. We could do that.
Oh, yeah. We could go Hollywood Boulevard and perform or something. Oh, wait. No,
this is perfect way so you'll be a farm so you're gonna be back in you're gonna be back friday
yep so you'll be here for game night because we're trying to do game night friday yeah
all right bet let's do it let's do it yeah we're doing game night friday night every friday right
i don't want to leak what no for jason jason dude does your shot like know what you're doing
at the house or no oh no okay you all take out for the subs but um yeah bro
that'll be fired and then I'm leaving this weekend but I'll be back where you
going to Texas I heard wait up Max is it true is it's it's true um I don't know
I could say this I'm sure actually I think Ron said it actually no we did I
I don't want to spoil the stream if it's just say the letter J
Yeah, well you already said it. No judging. Thanks for the five gifted, bro. J is the next letter a yeah, Jays
Yeah, yeah, that's Sunday. That's Sunday. He's coming here. No, damn get off this bit
Now Sunday dawn going there to Texas. He can't leave you can't leave the state. I think I ankle monitors both ankles
I wanted to meet him
Um, Sidney, how about a plane?
I don't know if I'm...
Yeah, you're more than definitely not welcome.
What'd you say, Jason?
Nah, yeah, I was gonna ask if you were invited.
You're the brodo!
That's good.
It's cool.
You're not a buddy from Washington.
My big collab soon, either.
Oh, yeah.
I'm, uh, having talked to a girl, Austria.
I'm not gonna lie.
actually hit
Like no bullshit. She doesn't do streams, bro
Did it didn't eat didn't I heard she said I didn't a didn't say on stream
She said no to him or am I tripping? I think a didn't try to get her on stream. I swear. He said she's bad
I never seen her got chat. Is she bad?
Like I never know what up what a what a Texan accent. Oh, she from y'all state. Is she fat?
No
She's lacy's time to be honest with you
I
He's live right now
Have a lot of them on my second monitor here. Yo, that's got kids. Oh, you something else game
No, I don't I have a didn't know these on
You gotta stop with that shit, but I'm so serious. Yo, why it's two heads two heads
How is that two hands? You're streaming and you're watching aided at the same time. Yeah
is that bad? Yeah, just did
some cleanup. Alright, so what's
I doing for the rest of the
night? You got content plan?
Well, I was actually well, you've
been streaming long, but I'm
asking Lacey. Yeah, I got to
answer. I think actually
Wi-Fi's gonna go out. Oh,
this group of kids. What's
that? NSFW Max was talking
about on stream earlier. No,
I'm sorry. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh,
dear. What happened? What
happened? I'm gonna say, yo,
Lacey, I'm 15. What was that?
NSFW Max was talking about on
stream earlier. No, no. No,
no. Why are you reading it?
Even reading. You're saying
someone sent down the chat.
I don't know. Yo, he wasn't
talking about anything, bro.
Someone said he's gonna end
and go on a helicopter ride.
Okay. What the fuck? So,
I was gone probably and soon. Yeah, maybe go through my Twitter column and pop off
Lacey you've been live for four hours. Not for seven. No for
Streamed one hour after you my she plays he's punchy. Oh my stream crashed
I'm forcing guys. I'm forcing Lacey to stay on you gotta stay on
How long you haven't streamed before after after so it's on I
Start streaming like I think one or two days before you
He means he means he means hours. He means hours. I think yeah
I've been streaming in like six five. I aim for five. I always end up going longer, but like I stream eight dead five
Dead not I think I'm gonna start aiming for four. What about you Jason?
I've been starting early as fuck cuz that way you're awesome everyone older shit. Yeah. Oh, oh, yep. I'm knowing
I'm no one, I'm no one.
Yo, this guy in my chat said,
can I get some advice from the boys?
I got a new girlfriend, she has the same name as my sister.
When we fuck, she wants me to say her name.
Only thing is when I do it, it reminds me of my girl.
It reminds me of, wait, what, what, what?
What am I listening to?
So when you fuck your sister,
it reminds you of your girlfriend?
What's wrong with you?
I'm not sure, you gave $10 back.
Is that your average Lacey thug?
Like what's going on with us?
Can we stop this narrative of like
Oh! I have a genius idea!
I have a genius idea!
Comboers!
Comboers!
No, no, no.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
No, we're not doing that the whole fucking thing!
No, no.
We gotta actually do something
where we can have our comms like compete
but like on some Olympic shit.
But I don't know how to do it.
Hey Max, I hate to break it to you,
but we could try that,
but I guarantee somehow someone from your comms
docs will end up in my community, bro.
Like I don't, I can't, bro.
Not gonna lie bro, let's let the war break loose, never?
We gotta stop fighting what's meant to happen, bro.
No.
I'm not gonna lie bro, we have a civil war brewing.
I'm wasting it.
Yo, it's gonna happen,
I'm betting on mining, I don't go, fuck.
Look, we have a civil war brewing,
it's been brewing Lacey,
we might as well let this bitch happen.
Bro, we've had, we've had NMS first,
Lacey Stubbs part one, two, three and four
over the break.
Over what though?
Can I hear like the explanations?
There's just bored me and Jason are literally texting each other while it's going on like bro over absolutely nothing
What it you want to know what it is one person in the calm rage baits the other calm and then it just starts for no reason
I know it's one person and then one more fly and then it's
It's just a I ain't gonna lie though. I got I got rage baited by your calm. They fucking polar bear in me
No, no, no this
All this ETA shit was happening with Jason banks typed in the group chat. Yo, everybody go reply to this face
We help Jason out. I was like, okay, cool. Of course. I'll help Jason out
So I go and I make a reply to the tweet and then I look at Jason's comment
I see four tweets saying why lacy trying to involve himself polar bear and then I get DM saying you want to hear the DM
No, it was from someone in your car dude, he had in his bio like an MS or some shit, bro
He was like he was like why are you trying to leech off Jason Jason's come up with ET stuff
Some like crazy shit. Tell me to kill myself
Now I'm not gonna lie. I'm gonna keep it a buck, bro
Y'all definitely got the most like
Yeah, I got the most tension even when this shit was happening five-star SLG our comms
didn't dislike each other.
Y'all comms really don't like each other.
Why?
You're shit kind of weird.
I don't know why.
I see something.
I see something.
I see something.
Lacy comms say.
Oh my God.
Y'all, someone at Lacy comms was like, no, this is Jason.
They're going to washable, bro.
I hate this shit, bro.
I hate this shit.
I'm not one guy yesterday.
Bro, one person typed that in my column and then it literally had like seven.
I've been like 10, no, but I have like 10 quote tweets
in your comments saying, oh, Lacey's comms this,
Lacey, come that.
It was one dude, bro.
And I've never even seen that guy type before.
I've seen it had a hundred likes though.
I know, but I've never even seen that guy type before.
I don't even know who that guy is.
He was just rage baiting.
That was a thug.
Bro, the thing that I realized is like,
let's like, even if there's 20 people arguing back
and forth in the columns,
that's like 0.5% of the people that watch us.
Except that fucking stinky kid with an X
SINTY K, fuck that motherfucker
Oh, rage, rage, rage, rage, date
No, no, you can't say that bro
Notting he's getting crazy, yo, yo
I was forced to remove the card
Yeah
Your mom should not be saying that
Gigi's ladies he shouldn't get it be in common. They say I'm not gonna lie
No, it's not I don't know I literally removed his mod so you not you're not defending the dogs
I'm not defending those actions of what he did that was fucked up
But I do in in his defense
He responded to getting called a white school threat with what he said. So like it was kind of, you know, I'm saying
It was a it was a it was self-defense
But it was uncalled for and very fucked up for the language you used. You don't see my mods
You don't see my mom saying crazy shit to y'all. All right. It's the it's a community members, right?
Well, it's not exactly exactly
But another thing is when that whole thing happened
I see I see people in your comms saying oh Lacey fostering this type of community
Lacey's a whore this for someone said this reflects on Lacey as a person motherfucker. I didn't remove it
I'm not as afraid to you. Yes, and that's why he got it removed
But I could I can't remove it within seconds. No, how about the second time?
Yeah, it's a kid's home reasons and a mess is the worst phase calm they eat dogs
You can't tell if they are awake or asleep. They are parasocials to the max. I
I guess I guess I have the only parasocial calm you do bro
I mean no cap. I'm gonna be honest. I think the three of us are the only niggas with parasocial comms
Ladies your comments now parasocial fuck Otter. That's cap
But um, that's the reason why I niggas always be a warden of you tell me like real shit though
I don't know why I feel like y'all got it. Yeah, either gotta get that peace treaty or I'm telling you
I'm telling you our comms do not actually dislike each other they literally just fucking do it cuz they're bored when we're not live
They just get fucking bored
SLG is Paris Central to you. Yeah, right. I think it's just one calm. That's not yeah one keep a lot of shit off the internet off
Yeah
Everything I do is on the internet. I mean Lacey this this is oh Lacey this is
this is your life. Why do you say it? No, he's not my mod anymore. I removed his mod.
So Max, tell me about treatment, bro. This is it. Oh, fuck. Do you see it or no?
I see discord. Look, you guys see it now? Yeah. Yep. There it is. There it is. Yeah.
So when this happened, okay, I'm going to let you run down. Okay. Um, I told I DM'd
I was like yo, you can't be doing that like that's that Jason's my brother, you know NMS is cool
We fuck with NMS. There's no reason for this. He said they called me a white school shooter
So they as in a reign of God he got one guy, but a mod is supposed to I know I know and that's what I told him
I said yo, I gotta remove your mom. I can't
I don't know like 16 or 17
and
And then a few days later, I DM'd him.
I was like, yo, we can't be doing this shit.
I'm going to give you another chance at Mod.
But you've got to cut it.
You can't be saying shit like that.
I was out of pocket.
I was fucked up, even if you're trolling.
And he was like, OK, I won't.
So I give him this Mod back.
And then I get a pin in the community the next day
of Darla's phone number.
So then I had to remove his Mod again.
That sounds like something's wrong with him.
It's the only way to, uh, it's only one way to finish this.
I think it's like, you fly sticky out with an ace, and I fly, uh, I fly fucking,
people are fly out of what we want, sticky.
I fly Genji out, and we have the box.
How old is Ziggy?
I have no idea.
I think he's like, I think he's like, maybe 17, 18, 16.
Hmm.
Damn, who y'all got one in that fight?
We should get. Oh, what's this? We should get what's this?
Don't say who I think you about to say we should get Joe.
Well, see, you got to get tight Joe.
Well, now find out that I'm going to call them.
I've only got Ethiopian niggas throwing hands in the car.
I got mad diversity.
Who got the most diverse?
Um, probably you or Jason.
I don't know. Maybe Jason.
I do see a lot of n words in his column.
No niggas do be saying niggas don't I
I have
diverse
Community I didn't mean it like that. I mean like I see the work the n word typed a lot in the car
Not a lot bro. No bullshit. Lacey. I felt like everything in your combo the exact same now look you can say the same shit about me
You from I know I was brewing
But I'm being dead ass though. I'm not even true. I got my archetype in my head. Well, you know what I'm saying
Okay, no effects. Look, okay
the people that watch me or my Twitter calm Twitter calm now look okay
this maybe all together now look lacy chat I love y'all I actually love all
y'all chats I love coming on y'all shit but look though in my head when I
hear a lacy thought we got a lot of n words typed in our calm too they just
aren't black that's not true that's not true
These guys hilarious, bro
Now Jason don't not Jason. Don't start talking on it. They don't get your but they don't get your information
You get no they won't you get pieces tonight. Yeah
You might be cooked Senate, bro, you and Senate gonna have a whole goddamn mukbang. Don't worry. He's stay on stream
Now look if I had to be honest, I heard Lacey thought I imagine
Band not a band kid back of the class Jan sport. You feel me?
No pencils in the bag though. You feel me loose papers eat lunchables at lunch. You feel me that's the type of vibe
I'm again, I'm just giving us that lacy
Average five-star average five-star I'm not gonna lie. I actually fuck with five-star
They're very your coms actually nice to me, but I do think that your calm
I would say the average five-star member is probably
Like it's probably like I'd say like 17 to 22 year old
African-American male that listens to like hip-hop
That's not that descriptive that's very big. Yeah, I don't
So I mean we got k-pop we got fried rice. I'm gonna be honest your Twitter comments turn into a k-pop come
Yes
I
Be seeing Ashley in there Ashley is 13 game
Some man I always see it yo bro
I had to be her bro her shit keep popping up on my for pops up my shit
Well, it gets me so mad.
She'll be saying some random bullshit.
I'm like, but who is this?
You know why though?
It's because one time she tweeted this one, the ETA,
you felt me that, like, when ETA was really had that surge.
You felt me like the first couple days,
like after the summertime.
And she said, oh, something about attractive member,
Faze Clan, for me.
Oh, she said she needs to see the ads.
Now look, I don't know her age,
for all you weird old niggas coming to my chat,
But I was like, I just want to clarify, I did not, I did not mean it in a bad way.
That Jason's calm is, is, uh, K pop.
And I love K pop.
I love the music, you know, great music, great, great community.
I love everybody.
Yeah, bro, you, yo, Lacey, don't get it twisted, bro.
Even though you got some niggas with box, this nigga got all the career on
his side now.
So yo, as Mike, I'm not going to lie, bro.
They don't get you to work on it.
Why?
What do you mean?
He max, I think you're getting this twisted.
You understand that you understand that.
There you go.
Korea's on my side too.
Did you not?
Me and Jason went viral for our video.
They fuck with us.
Yo, gang, they'll get you out of here just like they'll send
pieces to Jason House.
And I think they might do some worship to you.
Because what did I do?
Yo, look, I don't know if I said it's a joke.
Yeah, I know I'd be stretching the line, but let's
play.
I wouldn't say a joke.
Yeah, no, no, no.
I actually don't.
I actually don't.
Because, yeah, no, I wouldn't say a joke.
Oh, yeah, no.
I'm not trying to mess with the connects, big bro.
Shit my fault my fault regardless though. Hey boy. I would just be wary bro cuz every nigga got weapons now, bro
So it's like Lacey just like how niggas could go get Jason Jason niggas could go get Lacey, bro
You know, I feel like niggas getting stronger, bro. It's like nigga power levels going up. We'll see me
Why I'm just thinking stanchion shit
Is the men's team but the or is just a green fucking you are a fucking bitch
We're not stagecoach stops. We're not 80 and we're not
Yo, why don't you read that you want to be a bro? You want so kind of be a lawyer? No, I don't yes
You don't because why I literally had to remove someone's mod because it was turning into that why?
Okay, why would you read that comment then?
So I pulled it up on stream someone like you blink the calm you just said stop
No, we're not a didn't loyal junior stop if you didn't want to say they said AR loyal from Temu
Bro, I do not want my calm doing any shit where they where it can offend anybody
Okay, not offend where it can I don't want some docs. I do not want that
I made that very clear no matter who it is. No matter what it is, bro. I don't
I mean, we believe you brought you the brawl. So you went like us
a lot of us
We're a lot of us, right?
No
Why would I want why would I want my communities to be known for that bro? I don't want that
I
Don't think we should do that converse. I just don't know how we would do it like what would niggas competing. You know, it would be cool
Yo
Real life. I feel like we should keep it in in that low key
You think I mean, I mean
What what we do a boxing match try fly get you out for a boxing match
Now I'll fly Keener out for a boxing match versus Genji. He just called him out in my calm.
I think it's going wild right now.
Yo, Mod's posted a video of Keener dancing.
Yo, what is this?
What?
Wait, they dodged Anna?
What?
No, they didn't. I mean...
I don't want to talk about it, bro.
Damn, bro.
Nah, I've seen a script, yo.
It was weird, bro. It was weird.
Look now I say this you were like tracking her flights and she was so weird
I think we should do like that. I think we should do like a triathlon type. No tracking flights. It was
How was that possible lazy, bro? I don't know they found what flight she was on and then the every person she was with
They followed their snapchat stories and like somehow found out where she was at based off her stories
And it was like I was literally at home with my family taking them out to dinner hanging out my family
I have to deal with this shit
This Jason this guy wants to actually fight Genji
How old is he?
He's like
19 maybe I think he's 19. I just sent you the link actually, you know what you think
All right, look this is what I think right I think I think we just do a series of things for example
Niggas could do one. Well what I did a minute ago. I did some shit with me
Wow
Rod and tie like a minute ago. We did like this like I might be a what was that?
Chat what was that see a room I
Did some shit a minute ago. It's like some it's like an eat it, but it was like our comms not
They're saying oh wait, what is that thing someone just reminded me in the chat. It's like the reddit she
What you don't talk about like two years where I remember doing it. It's like the reddit and your calm has to like color in
What you don't talking about or no
Chad, what am I talking about?
No, it's like it was like a reddit thing and there's like a drawing and a bunch of streamers go on the drawing and color in sections
R slash please. Oh
What about it? We should do that
I don't think that's a bad
or such place. Is it is it
see who take the most face by
the end of it? Oh the thing is
how can we make something like
that for just I don't know.
It's a once a year thing. Oh
yeah it is a once a year thing
but I think we can have some
bags do that shit. But I
fucking know Pepsi. I guess
Our place is great
And they broke it, huh?
Oh, we know I'm blind yet. That is born. We need some shit that we could do on stream. That's like entertaining
For the comms like I are rather on on like this. No, I'm telling you we should do it like
I don't know we got a thing or something created. We'll think
Yeah, I'm telling you we can do that risk. No, let's see how let's see how
Committed our comms are and have to make power points on which girl they think we should be with
Already did that. Oh me too. I saw your idea
What type of shit is that bro? It was so fun. Oh god. It was fun. Here's the thing
Lacey who were they shooting from like this nigga? There's the biggest hole
Anna one but Darla got second
Yeah
Come no, we can't do this was negative bro. We gotta do something this
Well, this wars. Yeah, yeah, no, we can't do that. We can't do that
Well, yeah, you see yeah niggas trying to write a place, but not this was I'm telling y'all bro
Yeah, you're coming with us. We're just wind up, bro
Hmm
We'll figure something out, bro. I think we could do multiple things. We could do like gaming
We could that's what I'm thinking that we should do it a song with a diss we should do it
E-Dates and a E-Date.
Yo, I'm telling you what I did a minute ago.
I did this shit with Rod and Taekwondo.
There are two streamers.
I did this shit where like we each got three niggas
from our com and we did like a family.
But I'm telling you, a breast-server,
no, that wouldn't be bad.
Fuck no.
I never played that.
Let's play 2K.
Well, that's, I ain't never played that.
I'm down for 2K.
Nah, bro.
We gotta think it's not a better like.
Valorant, fuck no, fuck no.
No, we should we should do it should a gaming tree part of it
We could get Valorant we could get for night and then we could get uh, oh, you know what we do that
What we do is for the game and shit we just have niggas on our team you get what I'm saying like we get our comma
We play it. Yeah facts. Okay, but okay, but yeah now. Let's do it. We gotta set this way
Baddy-hub, or would you get no no no niggas for my community?
I might say so don't we get to handpick them
We can't do like
You gotta be working
I mean, we can do what we do as our friends, but Lacey has no friends. Yeah. Yes, so it would just be me and you Jason
I have friends you guys are my friends
This must be is look at them initially solid bond. Yeah, not as chain though. All right Max
I don't want to be friends. I don't want your friends to do anyways
You smell like fucking shit bring you around the hose. They run away with plug in their fucking nose. You smell the bitch
I'm sorry, I take it back, I take it back, please, please, I take it back, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Yo, he's really threatening, threatening him with his stench.
Threatening me with his smell.
It might be over, huh?
Using stink as a weapon. I mean, he's using it as an advantage.
Yo, so does he, so does he actually stink, Lacey?
Um, it's his breath.
It's not, it's not him, like his hair and everything, it's his fucking breath, bro.
Oh, we can have a calm freak off.
I mean, we can, I think we got into some of the gaming
smartness and then I think it just
was to be funny as fuck.
But I'm kind of scared of what my community would come up
within a discourse.
Max, are you good?
I'm out of breath.
I heard you was talking shit and saying my breath is out.
Why'd I say that?
That's the hardest fuck.
Hardest fuck.
You just said you were.
Hardest shit.
hodas but
uh... well yeah i uh... yeah i think they're too ugly for me to be a
ah! you have tons of...
Max, what did you have?
crazy
what if you have tonsil stones?
yeah
yo
try this, before you go to bed tonight, get a Q-tip and start playing with your
tonsils and uh...
a big white thing comes out
i'm not taking advice from jayson the weenie, my nigga
smell and go fuck out or another
you stole my cologne, you stole my... no you stole my cologne
yo lacy
first of all
First of all, I don't want to smell like you.
You fucking stink.
You stole.
You stole.
You stole my ood.
You did.
Yes or no?
Because I say it's that you like to smell.
It's that.
First of all.
Deny it.
Try to deny it.
It's that you like to smell from silky.
It's not you.
But I, because you smell him, but I had that shit.
I had that cologne as well.
You stole it.
They go fuck out of my ood.
Wait, Max, did you actually post a picture of a shower
and then your com found it was from Google?
Bro, that is my shower, bro.
So why was it on Google?
Nigga, you ever heard of Photoshop?
Bick why?
Suss.
Bro, are you serious?
I'm just saying, I don't know.
I saw some shit.
Okay.
Yeah, bro, that was, stop playing with me, weenie boy.
Yo, that's genuinely my shower, bro.
It's the new crib.
The lack, boy max.
I heard you the first time.
I
Wait max is that the the nachos lunch league? Yeah, I'm gonna try both of these bitches see if the cheese is trippy
He doesn't even know he doesn't even know
It is trying with no information. You're a much more connoisseur gang. You tough, bro
You're just trying with no information facts facts you a connoisseur gang
Which one's better? Let me know I'ma try them both
I'm the cheese he was the
trip. Oh my gosh. Is your mouth
watering over boxed in lunch?
Are you dead ass game? I thought
she was losing. Why are you why
you act like you're too good?
Like you're acting like you're
too good to eat a lunchable.
You good? She rocks at lunches.
You know how good that shit was
when you come home from a long
day at school, throw on fucking
like sweet life as I can Cody
eat a lunchable. Those were
the fucking times. I never had
eligible before bro i'm gonna be on 170 thousand in a month and you just act
fucking different here niggas start talking bro bro you bro
okay 100 000 subs there's time five niggas have what a 70 split
um hmm okay so that's 350 000 plus whatever ad revenue you ran
so we talked about seven hundred eighty nine thousand dollars for the month
huh just off twitch don't forget about youtube is youtube like don't forget
YouTube don't forget you to Jason what that dashboard look like bro. Let's just say I already set my numbers, bro
What what
I appreciate we've all set on sure. Yeah, we already said it
How many hours you run you were on it you were on a lot of ads for you
I
Literally saw screenshots someone got like 35 minutes of ads in your stream
Now that was a mean ad glitch, bro, I don't know what that was
I'm running out. I'm running a three minute ad every, I think 15 minutes.
Damn nigga, that's not bad.
Wait, what?
Oh, Ronny's son.
Wait, the last flavor.
Thank you.
Nigga, I was going to try it for a video.
Yo, dreamer, didn't you buy this?
Damn.
Oh, can I have this?
No, I gotta try it for a video.
It's like, yo, there's no fucking way.
It's like you know fucking did the same thing to me Max don't worry
How much you make last month we all talking about it
Actually, no, I have a couple spot. I had two sponsors. I was like 60 guys like
880,000 maximum wait what sponsor did you do the G2?
Wait, what are you doing on Instagram?
He's capping
What I tell you I don't forget I think I was like 640
That's what I told them
According to what? According to banks when they talk!
Oh yeah, why didn't you say, I don't know.
Yo, so I was like 640 and then YouTube was like something, like 50, maybe like 40, 50 something.
You gonna eat this?
Yes nigga, I'm trying it for YouTube age.
That was so rude.
Lacey, your turn.
Uh, Twitch, I made a little over 500.
Holy fuck!
Uh...
That's the ETA guy.
Oh, how'd you get him?
Y'all Lacey continue, uh, which I made a
Twitch, I made a little over 500 YouTube. I think I made like 40.
And then I had a couple of sponsors plus TikTok.
Probably like a little over like in between six to 700, I say.
Yeah, Jason, my ass now
I
Put it to 12. Oh
12 habits
Yeah, I think that's what I'm at. What was it at before?
What was that during the semiton you were out like eight or six or what or at the store?
I had much as seven week at 700
Well, you had your shit at what?
I was working for free
I'm not gonna lie Jason
I was at I was at eight minutes in the beginning of the semiton the last two weeks
I turned it up to Max. I swear to God, I made like 200k off as in two weeks.
I mean, I slowly turned my shit up as well.
Bro, the thing is, it's a sabbathons, so the point is, that's why I maxed my shit out.
You don't gotta tell me toys to max my shit out. So that's why I, I mean, I'm like, damn,
bro, all the time I'm constantly hitting me with a, with a, a, a, a three minute every five
minute. I'm like, you know what, I'm gonna bring, you know, when your dad beats your
and run away from you so it's like damn I'm
why does it look like that that's why I was like fuck you bro fuck it so I did it
why did everyone dye their hair back bro bro is there a way to fucking change my
my emojis from being satanic oh yeah I got the I got the halloween shit too
yo and Jason I got a I have some that I really need to like address you
because this shit I don't know why this bothered me so much why the
fuck did you change your LMFAO to the other one? Which one? I don't know, bro.
LMFAO is the devil. It's a Halloween, all my shit is Halloween now. No, you
changed it from, at least earlier today for some reason it was a whole
different dude laughing. I think it was a miskiff laughing. Hell no. Yes it was!
hell no much it's Bruce no true oh Jason shadow much tripping was it not
miskid laughing today oh maybe maybe it was a merged chat some shit you could
do that or it was a blitz your 70 v bug his chat was merged what does that mean
let's all merge our chats right now no no you could do that yes we have how
Let's do it. I want to do it wait, so I can see what your guys chat
Okay, I accepted it
But how do we how do we merge our chat?
They're chat start sharing chat. Oh, no
Wait, so this chat I'm looking at is both of ours. Yeah
Yeah, I think yeah.
Yo, this shit is tough!
No, I'm not.
Guys, don't spin faster.
I'm not.
I'm not.
We should do this for every group stream.
This is sick.
No, fuck no, fuck no.
I can't even read it.
I can't even read it, though.
Yo, can I join or not?
How does it work?
Read it, though.
Yo, can I join or not?
How does it work?
Yo, this is insane.
Wait, why are your mods timing out my emoji?
I
Wait, this is actually so cool that you could do this for streams
No, it's fast about time it out. It's possible. Oh
Yeah, boss about oh wait. No, it's me. Yeah
It's cuz once I'm just fam long enough I think I'm not sure I
Don't know how I work
Can't read it, bro
Wait, can you guys like talk like a normal chat instead of spamming up emails bro wait
So I could see people like it's we can we can see each other
Streams to like down viewers or no
No, how does it work? No, it's just chance
Knock on Jason how
I'm a knock on your shit
No, I'm not I did not
wait I just knocked on yours wait can three people do it or no huh wait who
just got gifted subs me or you this is a very interesting feature bro this is
sick now I just accepted your shit but Miguel with the tech gifting I'm thinking
work y'all try to do this it up for a joint I'm a knock I'm a knock on your
shit nah our chat looking crazy lazy yo bro this could actually be so cool for
like like let's say me you want to go like a two-man tree we could just merge
our chats that would bro did it work now the shit might be two aids it is a
I mean, I wait is this all three of our cats? Yeah, all my niggas getting timed out, bro. Same
Spear me emotions just like
It's gonna break that every time a nigga
No, except Jason cuz it's hit. Oh, no, even Jason
Everything
Wait, why is it like that? Why is everything getting timed out?
I see mad pain.
What's this fat nigga? Jorking.
Yeah.
Yo, this is insane.
Yeah, this sound readable, bro.
Yeah, nah, I don't know if this would be a good idea.
I just see my eyes, nah, that's a terrible idea.
Nah, maybe, nah, it might be.
Nah, I think we should do it for like,
when we did Love Island, like shit like that.
Like from the big parks.
Yes
The only all and it shows like which chat you're from. Oh my god, I believe
They said all chats should go on slow mode. Oh
Yeah, but I'm so like we do some look. Oh my god. Why I'm here echo. I don't know either
No, oh wait
It's a shared thing I think
Yeah, you're echoing wait, what?
You're echoing you got a view on the on the chair shit. How wait how do I put slow-mo down?
Yo, boss, it's like put on like one second slow or what's someone you guys putting on guys. I'm doing it
You go to the go to the tab
What's having you do? Oh?
Oh
There we go. Wow
Damn now what now we're just merged and now
This I'm not gonna lie if twitch actually like a justice and makes this like if they perfect this
This edition I think this will be sick cuz like I can just imagine like doing streams of like one person or two people
Or like us as a group and we just merge all our chats
I mean, it's just a pain for like it gotta be like group shit
Yeah, like this for the subway ton if we merge our chats for every group saying you know fucking cool
That would have been I'll be late
You know delete that dumbass pull fuck on me trying to get drunk wait, is there a pool with all of ours?
No, wait, so do you know this? No, I know this shit says does max thing delete this shit
Damn brown
Damn, bro, I'm not gonna lie. No dick line in this high fat
I'm not going to lie bro.
Oh my god.
Yo.
What the fuck?
Yo.
This is the MAHS bro.
Yo MAHS stop sparing me.
Damn I can not read that shit.
Oh my god.
This is sick.
This looks crazy on Chatterino.
Max smell like shit come on bro what is that hole I don't see that I think it's
only yeah it's only Michael
I love them hose damn if we could do a joint poll that'd be lit that's how to
say I'm gay as hell five star forever hello well bro fuck five star fuck you
yo max mods cancelled out they said the mods make it lame yeah
Yeah, Miles gotta stop spamming.
When you do spamming, what is it?
Yeah.
Oh.
Yo Max.
Yeah.
Keep.
Keep what?
What's this?
This is the script, where they find this script.
Yo Jason, your food got all this Maxwell.
L-O-W-O-N-A-G-O.
Yo.
Oh my god.
to make it strong as soon as I'm gonna get on that, bro.
It's over.
It's over.
I'm gonna get on that.
Don't bring no guests.
Oh my God.
Because you know it's worse than me going down and smelling good,
me going down and sticking that shit up, nigga,
and ruining the bop for everybody.
So you're really embracing your, I mean,
I don't even think, bro, I'm not going to.
So you're going to, you're embracing your shit.
OK, next.
Do you ever think like, OK, have you thought about the fact
that, because I want to be honest,
there's been like so many TikToks with millions
views of you stinking. Do you think like your bitches see that and like you're going to lose out
of potential? Hell no nigga. A whole don't give a fuck nigga. Come on brother. Let's keep it a
buck bro. They go care on the internet. Just how it always go until you're in person. We always
know how this shit go. Honestly bro this shit don't really matter. My hairline been exposed.
My eyes been exposed. Everything been exposed. This shit don't change nothing. This shit
don't change none except the well niggas in the chat. Hell no. Bro my high jimus never,
You stole my cologne, Jason.
My high-duty was never bad.
Ever.
Oh, it's a Tatek!
It's a Tatek?
Oh, shit!
Why did I just see Jason as a little kid?
Is that you?
I think it was a job, was it a job?
Oh, no, it was like an animated picture of you.
Although, that was me when I was in my Spendly Bee days.
Oh, my chat froze.
Nah, this shit is dead-azed.
I like it. I think it's cool as fuck. It's so cool. It's not possible.
I feel like it's like niggas not okay. Everyone who's in stream right now, let's try to make this chat. No, take it out slow mode.
Let's try to make this chat. Yes, take it on slow mode. Let's try to make this chat go as fast as possible.
Everyone try the top. Mars, don't O.D. Spam. Let's see how fast we can make the chat go. Take it off slow mode.
On the count of three, spam top. One, two, three.
I got you in
How don't wait wait wait, I got my chat arena pulled up. What the fuck damn
shit
Shit is gliding bro
That's a lot of fucking ties that's a lot of fucking ties
I'm at the Halloween emails
How do you get I don't want to want to get rid of them?
I
Don't like
I want my
I don't like how he has a fucking devil pickaxe of horns. I don't like that shit
Yeah, they don't want that put it over your mom can you put the only five back to normal? Yeah, how much longer y'all streaming
I'm not gonna lie bro.
Outer Banks comes out tonight.
I'm about to try.
Yeah, look at this.
You're gonna end stream.
No, you're gonna end stream to watch Outer Banks.
I'm like, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Let's enjoy yourself, bro.
Go ahead, go enjoy yourself with your lunch leaves
and Outer Banks and Anna.
I'm like, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
I'm like, hey, hey, hey, hey.
I'm like, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
I'm like, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
What's up with so much leaves and outer banks and Anna I know there's no there's no way you're shading out our banks right now
Okay, what kind of shows you watch Max, huh? Like fucking like
All American or like fucking I don't even know what kind of shows you watch, huh?
All American was neat as fuck. No
Okay, what shows you what show what's your what's your favorite show?
Last chance you what is that?
I don't know what that is.
You don't know what the
bro. My favorite. That's what
you're telling me of course
right now.
What's your favorite show of all
time? Can't be like a okay
My favorite show of all time probably Teen Titans.
You look like Beast Boy Loki.
See, I don't even know what that is.
No, you dead ass look like Beast Boy, bro.
Well, I don't.
What is Teen Titans?
Yes, you do. You are an Asian Beast Boy.
You look like Cyborg.
My favorite show of all time is Prison Break.
What's that mean?
Have you all seen Prison Break or no?
Nope.
Missing out, though.
Money heist is pretty good money heist is good, but Chris and break is
My number one suits as my number two
And I think I'm gonna have to go with you as my number three. I cannot read the iron chat, bro
I'm dead ass
Yeah, I'm just gonna how do I leave I gotta try these ones least
That time of the night for me. Oh my god the people that were banned. Oh
Dexter is good to say I'm leaving
Everybody say peace to the other cats
show it that bro cuz she really ran up on a nigga game. I feel like you I'm dead
ass bro Selena method. I'm mad captain to everything bro. How do I disconnect? How do
I disconnect? How do I disconnect? You gotta go to the car and leave. I love y'all niggas though.
I'm gonna see y'all later though. Alright see you man. Alright bro that's
I'm not trying to motherfucking lunch leave, bro.
Head a banger on your ass.
Yo, newer.
Yo, gang, yo, see, I was about to say some shit,
but you a young nigga, so I'm not gonna say it,
but no, you gon' get, you gon' know bang.
Yo, gang, you're going to jail, bro.
I'ma be honest, bro, you're getting the fuck out of here.
Yo, bro, you're losing everything, bro.
You dare wanna, bro, you got some fucking nerve,
little nigga.
And I got some even worse news for you,
But I don't know if I can say it yet.
You gonna be depressed.
You gonna be depressed.
You gonna be depressed.
Cause you gon' see.
Ha ha, that ain't gon' say it.
Yes, we gon' hop on Ferris the Fathoms.
But first, I know we got Duke Dennis' video
to watch too, get off this fuckin' Johnson.
First, ladies and gentlemen,
we have KSI's.
Somebody's that good?
We have KSI's snack, Lunchly.
Now, apparently these is Lunchable competitors, they got prime bottles in it, prime decent.
I'm going to try this whole out.
We starting with Fiesta nachos.
Now I never grew up eating Lunchables, that was not my type of sauce, but I'm still trying
out.
Am I supposed to warm it up?
Okay, tastes like Michelle Obama eats.
Let's try the cheese.
Chad, what we thinking?
I mean, this is like Wawa East.
I'm gonna keep it all the way stacked.
If you know what that is, you know.
This is Wawa East, right?
Oh, he paired with Mr. Beast.
It's a collab.
Got Mr. Beast chocolate.
Now, Mr. Beast chocolate salad is a bitch.
I'm gonna be all the way 100% honest.
Mr. Chocolate salad.
I mean, this is something.
Hell no. Have y'all ever had Mr. Beach chocolate? Yes or no? Definitely not. Have y'all ever
had the nachos at school? And they just be throwing bitch shit on that bit and the mystery
meat, all that? It's okay bro. It's not, you know, like, it's like okay. Let me see
the prime flavor. Strawberry banana. No, I'm sorry. I hate banana. I don't even
I don't know why I drank that shit.
I'ma be honest, I'ma be honest, bro.
The nachos, the nachos was cool.
I hate bananas, now I know this, bro.
Y'all know this, y'all KSI, no disrespect,
my nigga, fuck that banana shit, that's me.
I forgot, I literally read the flavor and still drank it.
I'ma give this shit, I'ma give this like a seven,
honestly, for why why eat that shit decent?
Like, if I was high, I'd bust that shit down,
I promise.
Next up, what did it look like?
I give y'all rankings based off what it looked like.
All right, we got some of the pizza.
Now, I'm not gonna lie bro,
I ain't never been a nigga to have pizza crackers.
That's shit.
That's shit for the ladies.
Be honest, but I don't know.
Let's see what flavor this is, the prime.
Sherry free, hello?
Oh man, bro, KSI MP.
Oh, can y'all see me now?
Oh fuck.
Sherry freeze.
That's what I'm talking about.
Bro, prime the best way for me to describe it,
prime tastes like a popsicle,
popsicle like syrup melted down with zero sugar.
You know what I'm saying?
That's how the shit tastes to me.
That's the taste pretty good.
It's just decent.
All right, now are y'all ready?
This is called, I think they pizza bites.
Now maybe I shouldn't be the one to smell shit.
I know you had dick writers.
Niggas gonna be like ironic,
But, I don't know.
Let's start with the pepperoni.
I'm a picky eater.
Why is it so stiff?
It was so stiff, stiff ass pepperonis.
Let's make a pizza.
Let's try the cheese first.
Now, I think it's saying warm it up
when you're at school lunch,
because that's what this is aimed for.
You are not gonna have time.
Or no microwave to warm up a feastable,
a lunch elite, a lunch elite.
Therefore, I'm doing it as if I'm at school.
I gotta give y'all a real review.
Hey, big head, D. Charles.
Well, I thought you was your way,
you better relax, you know.
You almost got me, yeah.
Ah, what the fuck am I talking about?
Yo, how do I rip this bag over?
Use my what?
Here we go.
No.
No, I'm sorry.
I'm not doing these, Michelle Obama eats, fuck harder.
I'm sorry, I'm not eating that,
That's just a zero. No
I don't think there's a clip for him. No, but it should have discussed the cold pizza
Cold sauce. I would never eat that at lunch, bro. No, I'm a pass heavy pass for me
Have you passed zero? I was a zero now
crackers
This I think that's a hand bologna sandwich
we got a
Ice pop you need taste
professional input like I told y'all bro yeah I noticed here they put on snow
cones yep the drinks style of both of these I would finish both of these so
here's the thing I'm a bottom-finger low key so anything above a 5 out of 10 I
probably low key I nibble on a 3 out of 10 if I'm not if I'm joking I eat
something that's one out of 10 so yeah I would give these drinks like if zero
is tomato juice and a 10 is like a
Shirley Temple. That was so sassy.
No. What's a 10 out of 10 drink? Cold or cold
glass of water of course but I'm thinking
like breast a kool-aid. Tell me about your
races. G Fuel. No let's not say no
energy drinks. Okay. Okay. I've been
vanilla milkshake is definitely a 10 out of 10 drink possible.
Raspberry lemonade, yeah, definitely up there.
Yeah, yeah.
Just whatever, imagine a 10 out of 10 drink.
I would give these both, sixes.
Mind you, anything above five, I'll most likely finish.
All right, now, I'm sorry,
but we didn't do enough in-depth analyzation.
They should say leave no comfort.
It's like you think it's trying to convince me
to eat this shit.
That's the bad side, you know?
But used by 16 December 24th.
Oh, these holds last three months.
Another bad sign.
What type of products do they put
for this shit that lasts that long?
Now, it's time to dig in.
We already had the pizza.
We had the nachos, the nachos was the best shit.
Definitely edible.
Slimy.
Little flaccid juices coming off.
Okay, so check out the cheese.
She's kind of, she's melting.
I don't see how this could last to December,
but I mean maybe in the fridge,
but I still don't see that, but no flavor.
You know, the flavor that ass don't kick in
till four to five bites in.
That's not good.
Cracker, basic roots cracker.
Start all together.
Start all together, ladies and gentlemen.
Y'all ready?
Y'all ready?
Y'all ready?
No diddy, by the way.
Yeah, okay, yeah.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
Now these third grade each.
But who do you think the target audience is?
A 20 year old nigga?
21 year old nigga?
Probably fucking not.
I will let my son eat this.
Here's my review.
This box, I can't write it on a regular meal scale
because nigga this is prison food.
Bro, this Panera eats game.
Yo bro, I hate to break it to y'all, Panera fell the fuck off.
Panera fell off.
It's all good though.
These are our hospital eats, you know?
Realistically though, if we're rating it
on a hospital eat quick eat scale
with a zero being whatever the fuck this is.
No, not the nachos.
whatever the fuck this is.
And a 10 on hospital eats being like McDonald's rise.
Talking about quick eats.
Right here, six, six out of 10.
Another six out of 10.
Both edible, I finished them.
Zero out of 10.
That's how I'm feeling, zero.
Yo, try this piece of shit, it's fucking crap.
It's crappy, it's trash.
It's terrible.
The cheese cracker, yo.
Yo, I'ma tell you a nigga, if the food around,
I'm sitting here long enough, I'm gonna eat it.
I'm gonna eat it eventually.
I'm gonna eat it, you know?
I'm gonna eat it.
You feel me, cause you just start sitting there
and it's like, you just start grabbing shit, eating.
So yeah, those are my final ratings.
Don't eat the pieces you're burnin', sorry.
Scree your cringe, I'm penning.
Bro, really hawked to his fat that thing out.
Scree, your sense of humor is fuckin' ruined.
Anyways, though, there we go boys.
See, I started drinking this shit, and it's bull crap.
Is this a peaceful war?
Huh?
Is this a peaceful war?
Yeah.
The chocolate salad, bro.
I give this, for a chocolate, I give it a seven out of ten.
Do you want me to hold it real?
Yeah, I tried them all.
Why?
Huh?
Nigga, they're not finished.
This nigga feeding for lunchy.
You are fucking food deprived.
Come get this, you gang.
Is this a peaceful war, nigga?
Oh, no, I didn't finish all of them, girl.
This nigga is food deprived, boys.
I just wanted to talk to you.
Blah, you know it?
Damn. Alright, there we go.
We still didn't go through drag, bro.
Oh, I got just said some beats.
Old beat with Benny X.
Not my speed, personal though. It's personal.
Personal is personal.
You know, to each of their own.
To each of their own.
Nah, send me that goofy-eyed beat.
Send me that goofy abbeep, yeah my twitch is frozen guys.
I got brand new products today.
I can't stay with a bad array.
I don't know how to find an array.
Whoa, hold on, who these niggas gonna call with?
This nigga gonna call with Cutie Cinderella
and Sam Witsch and who are these people?
Caroline Kwan, I gotta do some research.
Y'all know how I get.
Who this?
I know it's an honor to talk to you.
What's going on here?
They just chatting.
Let's move on, bro.
You feel me?
I got it.
Yo, I got it.
You know, when this cut scene is skippable, I got to be able to skip some of those some
time.
Bro, you feel me?
I got to be able to skip some of them.
I got to clean up this spit-out time bottle.
I'm lying, bro.
I got mad shit all over my desk.
It's dirty as a bitch.
Well, househusbands of Diddy.
bro there's no more episodes bro do y'all really want brothers no more
episodes there's no more episodes bro you need help laser them oh we got dope
too damn we got a lot of shit finishing this taking you didn't like it be my
fucking guest you didn't like it you like that drippy cheese huh there's a
We're gonna do it bro.
We gonna hop on field of fathom.
Nicko.
Hello to this shit, go to work
This shit's not like a scam
I was in this shit for this shit
Gotta stick but I got a lot of this stuff
We don't spend a shit all the way down
With my heart, with my heart, with my heart
Fuck my heart, my heart
I just planned to be dead inside
Like a drug, didn't say I can't handle it
Tell me where to work, tell me where to hide inside
Make a bitch with this fucking frame
We got struck, we dead
I get up, we fight for that life
You don't fight for your life
This is not that bad bro, y'all get it.
Nothing.
So team, last time you had a really bad...
This is not that bad bro.
This is decent.
This is decent, bro.
This is putting me to sleep.
Bro, this is not that bad, bro.
Okay, Mr. Dim, this is a beautiful shot right here.
Let me just give you a smidge forward for me, actually.
Is that nerve wall?
You know, just a smidge into the right.
Just a smidge into the right.
Cross me.
It's gonna be perfect, Mr. Dim.
You know what, fuck that.
Go left.
Go back over.
Then they're wrong. You know, just a smidge into the right. Just a smidge to the right. It's gonna be perfect, Mr. Dim.
You know what? Fuck that. Go left. Go back to reword.
Bro, better not beat him up bullshit. I mean he posted this himself.
Y'all be dead-ass lagging?
Y'all Lacey!
Y'all the lag spike work gang, we about to end.
Oh shit, he's back.
Y'all hello?
Nah, never mind, bro.
Fuck.
So further, Fathom?
Yo, is there any up and coming streamers besides like
Dabba and Rekai?
Damn bro, I'm really out in the loop, bro.
I used to be mad tapped into all Tayset me.
Tell you bro, you impressed me with that
unreleased McDonald's meal, good shit game.
But this Saturday, okay, this girl's getting placed
on a lover cash with 10 no limit J,
T's and Blixie, wow, it's so, even with a bitch.
that's something else bro even with AI your ass still ugly than a bitch ain't
it something Jason with the right thank you my brother thank you my brother see
here's the thing with niggas right tell you gonna do all these edicts you
gonna do all these unreleased McDonald's water burger meals and fat ass but I
I still ain't seen yo ass eat a salad once on stream.
Tay, if you do a salad,
if you do a salad muckbang every day for a month,
I'll give you a bang.
I'll give you a bang.
I'll give you a bang.
Tay, where you at?
Yo, y'all saw what Aiden did?
Bro, that nigga's a fucked up nigga, bro.
I'm not a little jaded perk, I said.
You know what I mean?
You think that's on?
That's not hard, bro.
Oh, there's a lot of...
Yeah, Jason just rated me.
Say, thank him for the rating.
How many viewers?
Not enough, that's the right answer.
We don't fucking care.
Unless it's fucking 50K, we don't fucking care over here.
180, buddy.
Keeps her room nuts.
Wait, the ETA guy?
Tall way.
I'm getting a call from my favorite fat ass.
Yo, yo ass is ugly, man.
It's a smelly invasion!
You too.
Bro, wrong deal for that shit.
Hey, lock that shit in, though.
Huh?
The salad, yeah, what the fuck off?
Yeah.
What?
It's a challenge for your ass to eat healthy, bro.
You are a fucking putrid human being if you eat a salad every day for the next month thousand dollars
No
gang you literally got
You literally got you have early access to McDonald's bro. That's unheard of you do understand that right?
Well, you know how big McDonald's is you are nasty
Wayne was calling me so I had him
Wait, what's up?
All right, this is what I do. I'm not fuck the salad shit. I'll tell you this
I'm gonna get yo ass your own goddamn this shit this shit like a like a fear factor for your ass you got a
You got to eat a salad a day and do a gym stream every day if you do that. I will give you
damn
Bro, you'll be streaming and you'll also be eating better bro 30 days every day
$1,000 budget's running low gang I spent 900,000 this year thousand dollars
so from October 10th to
November 10th
Damn you need two days to have that access to that class and that man with it the fuck
So starting the 12th you don't go every day and eat a salad every day on stream
It has to be documented or you can blog it. It has to be documented
So you got your L shit, okay, how many corn dogs you eat damn that's tough
Yeah, we like we like we like we like we like I bet say that
stuck
Bro, did y'all see that? Do y'all see how this nigga hangs the phone up? He's so fucking weird. He don't say bye, bro
He's bro y'all niggas think I have no social awareness, bro
He's one of the weirdest niggas ever. He don't say I bro nothing. He just hang up
Have you ever heard of any type of humor? Oh, he's he's nasty, but
Yo, for some reason my cursor struggles to pass over. I don't know why
Why check do y'all know why that is
Look look, it's like a hard barrier
Look now it's good, but go back to the right now try to go over all up argue the burger
Who sees that?
Oh garbage.
What it?
Oh, it's because Betsy did the yeah, but it's just because I'm duplicated now don't leave
out look you want to watch boondocks tonight just leave it fuck it don't matter it don't
matter it's fine anyways y'all thank you for the raid Lacey.
I don't know if he rated me. Yeah, um, what was I for to say to y'all? Oh
I gotta look at TAB. Oh my god. I already
2010 Drake beat new wave for real
Niggas said please no
Bye Max. I bro. I'ma go kill him
Max, why are you still in? Oh my god, you're gonna get nice. Oh my god. Oh my god. You're so bad
I
Y'all dream oh
They put that shit in a calm. I just seen your text
I'm live by the way. Yeah, that's
Y'all can y'all hear again y'all can y'all hear me
Can y'all hear me?
Can y'all hear me?
Make yourself look. I'm gonna keep it bro. It's lagging again, bro
Why do you want to play fierce the fathom bruh?
Yeah
Sup nigga, bro. You make a lot of shit lag brah
You're making it lag
I talked to me you'll never guess who fucking treated me
Talk to a podcast
I'm sitting here right now. I'm eating my lunch. Please my cheese is drippy
out of feastables. I got a prime and I'm watching the talk to a podcast. I gotta
I gotta go on! I gotta go on!
What'd they say?
Nigga, you just gave her ass free-
Bro, you finna blow her shit up, gang?
What do you mean?
Life sure is sweet!
Bro, she tweeted...
Yo, gang, they said 80 likes in 5 hours.
Okay.
It hasn't hit the algorithm yet.
Yo, you're about to get me mad, man.
It hasn't hit the algorithm yet.
Lazy.
What?
I have a big energy.
Yeah! Oh, holy shit!
Never laid a-
I was gonna say, when I said it.
When I said it, I hope you haven't talked to him.
I wanna talk to him.
I wanna talk to him.
Yo, this is spotting.
Isn't that sick?
I talked to a podcast.
That's Pete like that.
I'm gonna be the next, yes!
That's Pete.
Now, go, yeah, no.
Yo, going through this bitch,
I can see why, well, one I can see,
I don't think my kind would probably be
in me on this bitch.
So, I don't think Faze Clan,
Faze Clan talked to her possible,
but maybe FaZe Clan, Lacey, Jason, and Ron,
maybe you might see that, you might see that.
This Lacey Cardi post, I'm not gonna lie, bro.
Never disrespect my King Jordan.
Yo, I was, not gonna lie, bro,
I was spray a whole shit down with my Galon game.
Never say that ever again.
This is better than a $40,000 wire train.
It's a change.
It's a change.
That was to my personal account.
$40,000 for your Cardi post.
Chattin'.
Chattin'.
Okay, I guess that party person was in there. There's a reason that you had a hundred seventy KK that month. Yep
Yeah, I'll talk to him. I'm going to talk to she's posted me. I've been on that's my party post
Why isn't your episode came out how the fuck is an episode with Jojo Siwa coming out before you?
You are
Why do you take it what I say using against me? That's fucking weird
I'm back
Lacy got one leg
All right, guess we
Make it I go make it to bro. So you can't slip on me game the fuck
Get out of here, bro. Damn. This is not it's just so good
Pop them shop tomorrow boy five star fragrances you can only get this one place in one place
only come get our five star fragrance let's get money let's get money now who wants a sample
who wants a sample who wants a sample okay damn bro so let's just get to what we gotta do we
gotta play fears of having and we gotta watch Duke Dennis you know it sound like a lovely day to me
I don't think we got anything else we got to watch
Let me know if I'm
Missing anything am I missing anything? I don't think so
We still didn't do drag and ready. We got to get to those but I got to go live earlier tomorrow. Believe it or not
We'll be at earlier stream
because
In order to do this pop-up sound
In order to do this pop-up sound
It gotta be during the day, so
I should be live
by 40
But we will see.
Now, guys, I wanna start getting on a schedule
where I can go live by six to seven p.m. Eastern.
Do I believe in me?
Now, honestly, I don't know if that's even possible.
I was talking around today, and I haven't.
But I don't know if that's possible,
but just the way I work.
I said I wanna start going live
by like six to seven p.m. Eastern.
but I always, nine at nine p.m. just be my time.
But that's mad late.
Yo, when y'all get out of school,
when y'all get out of school, do y'all be watching shit?
Do y'all watch something to watch or y'all be busy?
He said seven Eastern four months ago.
Yes, I also said a hundred days, guess what I done?
Mother fucker.
Y'all be asking mad shit,
but I can't check up all the boxes.
I'm not at eight plus doing.
Good night, Chad.
Good night, man.
Good night, Soto.
Good day, what a day, brother.
Good day, what a day, brother.
Now, I do want to tell y'all something.
Let me call this person and see if I can tell y'all
cause I might not be able to.
Oh, someone just DM'd me sexy.
Oh, it's a boy.
Yo, I'm telling y'all, bro, that bit
that was shaking ass with dick,
that shit ruined my day.
So that's why today I've been a little bit more down
and about, even though I'm still happy as shit.
But you know what I'm saying?
I've been more relaxed today,
probably cause I've been,
I had to look at a nigga with a dick in the ass.
Long story.
So do it with the tan gift.
It's a long story, I explained it already.
You ain't not picking up.
So we'll see.
And they got links and everything.
Oh, shit.
And shit, get the fuck out of here.
That's, that's, that's fucking dad.
Smellin' your son, bitch.
Answer me, what the fuck are they?
They can hit my chin, bro.
I told you I had this shit give me those ones.
And it ain't nothin' to do with smellin'.
It's come from Breeze and Bad for this game.
Imagine if that one...
Thank y'all!
Thank y'all!
Anyways...
We got Duke and we got Fields of the Fathom.
I might say Duke, he's getting late.
My eyes getting heavy.
Nah, let's walk Duke to him.
Drag is too late for drag.
I gotta go live early.
Excuse me.
Okay, it depends. How much time we got left in Fields of the Fathom?
Goddamn it's the lame-ass list, huh?
Fuck this lame-ass list.
this a lame-ass list. House of Diddy bitch ain't no more House of Diddy brother. I didn't finish it.
Alright, bro. Let me pee. In the meantime, ya'll know the drill. There's three more seasons.
Yeah. 30,000 on a fan-made music video. This Shae Frost first. Tool Committees. Oh. Look at
10, five star sitcom, episode one.
The case of the miss,
why did you make his shit Mexican coded?
Inspired by the real house husbands of these.
See now niggas starting this whole shit, bro.
Now niggas inspired by bullshit.
When niggas start getting inspired by bullshit,
that's when the world starts going to shit.
You got inspired by something
called the real house husbands of these.
Do you see what I'm saying
the palms of these world
I dance or something sometimes you got something you got like got bling or something
I've been taking trips up like now you start your own streamer
I'm moving.
Can I see your room?
What is it?
Can you take my 20 mile? Yeah, you've been a bad boy.
Yo, I'm not a bad boy.
If you pull out watermelon outside of the bag,
I might have had one.
Ptm.
Like, no bullshits.
It's one of them days.
It's gonna be a bunch of sex that I got before I left.
It'll be cheap.
Most of it, I hope.
Someone got real hungry.
Hungry and I like Doritos
No, this nigga was here. I would I would get new matches in here
You know, I'm a pass. I'm not gonna have your comforts game
Oh my god
Yo, listen, you know what a lineup is I'm like so like that you know only white lady in the house
Who gets like hair line?
You see my shirt basketball
No, I see
No, she's doing dancing. Oh, you don't have around to ballet. That's what's that's what's up
Cool on me, please bro. It's been a long day. You keep getting me the trash bag
Hey, yo, Prince. Don't look at my nuts. We're in
Yo guys, I know what time it is, bro, you have a couple of options, we got to go playing
fears of Fathom 100%, I'm finishing that game.
Do we watch Housebends or Diddy?
No, run this poll, react to some or get straight into fears of Fathom right now.
Here's the thing, when fears of Fathom is done, I'm hopping out of the room.
So I can either get to fears of Fathom now, or I can watch Duke Theater or the House
of Husbends, whatever that game should call it, run a poll, react to some or
Yo, I need to charge that, I'll be right back.
What do you expect?
The ball's due.
That shit.
Keep begging for that shit.
Yo, vote on Paul.
Horrible, Paul.
All right.
So they ask him for the reaction now, running.
House of Diddy, house of Diddy, or dope.
It's one or the other.
It's getting late.
Very late.
I'm already at my lot of time for today,
But I always end up going over.
Still CT with the side.
Thank you, bruh.
Thank you, bruh.
I love Hill, then, if I go to the damn,
that shit fake catching.
Look, I'm already singing it.
Paul, how's it did to your Duke vlog?
How's it did to your Duke vlog?
They just said Duke is a peon.
Oh, what?
Bro, you can't disrespect Duke like that, bro.
Oh, I gotta play.
We gotta lock that 1B1 and 2.
Big tour that they give us out.
Yo, what I think is I'm gonna go to like three states this month.
We got Texas, I'm gonna do Atlanta.
So I gotta do that 1B1.
And we gotta do, well, other state.
I wanna go to Miami and do some rage, but you know.
Huh?
What do you mean?
Oh, you're talking about the hurricanes?
I was talking about this nigga,
if I might just not want to do shit, but he probably won't.
I think that nigga miss streaming, but,
bro, he just typed a miss streaming, but not streaming.
Oh, uh, I wasted mad food today.
I gotta stop doing this, bro.
This is why I'm going broke.
Jersey meet the guests.
I know, we still gotta do that.
I know.
We pull, nah, we cool.
All right.
Should no one get mad back?
Yes or no?
Why you mad right now, huh?
Bro, bro, I don't even be doing shit.
Wicked niggas would be saying shit.
How am I mad?
Fuck no, fuck no.
Did you shout it out?
It woulda looked like bitch, hell yeah, hell yeah.
Yo, that fly shit is crazy.
It's like it's nothing.
It's something new every day.
Yeah, every time there's some fake shit in there,
I know I smell like, ooh, I mean, fuck.
I know I smell like flowers, tulips, roses, freshly picked.
You know all these niggas was gonna say no, I know.
I just wanted to farm shack real quick.
Wicked niggas up.
because the nigger will really be half falling asleep
and they hear something about no one in mind,
they gonna type in the chat.
Since fucked up, little brother.
This what you get though, they show their minds.
No noise!
20-25!
House of husbands that did he won.
Let's see.
Let's see it through.
How much time we got left in fear as a father?
Anybody know?
Anybody know?
You did not shout,
you did not shout, get out of here, bitch.
What?
What are you talking about?
Don't get sprayed.
Mind you, this shit good though.
I'm not saying that, I'm just saying though.
You will get sprayed, man.
Max is a fly.
It's dust.
Yo, to everyone saying no right now, fuck up.
This is why no one love your ass.
Bro, why did you start talking like that?
Before it would just be my back, my back.
Can I my back?
Now it's, you're saying nobody love your ass, fuck up.
Where did you learn that?
You fucking piano?
But my mouth would be not working, bro.
This is the worst source of all time, but here we are
Here we go, bro Wow damn
All right chat the Real House husband's a ditty. Where do we leave off?
We didn't even finish season two
We seen all season one though
Bro this shit out of or broke. This is the one. This is the worst thumbnail all time
This week on the Real House Husbands of Diddy.
Sorry, yo, why you call me yo straight play? You're my safe. Oh, you're mine. No
No, I'm the dominant one here. Just a lot. Do I don't want the key and the bar
Hey, yo, yo, dream of when it up. Yo guys, what the fuck did raise do this?
We're not jacking that gay shit. We're not jacking the gays in that been going on lately jacking the gays a game
Rage has always been a gay ass nigga
You don't strike your own you don't jack your own streamer then cuz Rage gay too. There's gotta be why are you calm?
Yo Rage you are throwing it you are throwing the Frank
Throw in a Frank with beef off
Yucky
Yeah, I'm not gonna live on media. Yeah, I always used to think yo, why is this nigga modeling now? I know
You was doing I start timeline cleanses with furry sex you're never getting your shit back
ever you are never getting your shit back know that know that bro how do they
fuck yo bro i'm not gonna lie i'm not even trying to get on furby's asses
because i know there's a calm out there they and them niggas will sneak up
bro they will sneak up on me bro all right but i had
nightmares where furby sneak up on me so i really don't want to mess around
with these niggas these niggas fuck around pull up on me shoot what what
was the fox say to what is that she called what what what was the fox
say what does the fox do now I know what I'm talking about bro what does the fox
say yeah bro I ain't trying to see that shit bro I don't play around with that
shit yo these are the original furries bro these are the OG furries
This is literally the start of her song.
I feel like we don't got no good mean music no more bro.
That's why this world is failing.
No there's not.
Nothing as big as niggas.
as a billion views yes we don't we don't have shit that's this big no one
nigga saying cast I get the fuck out of here oh my god bro niggas out what was
the foxtade gang them style we had all niggas had hella mean music right the
fire these big justice and the Rizzler we bring the boom you be watching
You are dying of laughter right now.
Rizzler or Nesbun?
Yeah, you gotta get him what?
Rizzler played in a basketball game.
He played for a mix.
Like, Rizzler played for a mix.
He's a big team.
Nah, I just got the craziest revelation while on Bible study.
I don't know.
This is about to change somebody's whole life.
Look at that.
Oh my God.
He never sees people I see them on a stream with Jinxie or Los Polos. Oh, yeah
Yo, bro, yeah, yes, no highlights. He's just dancing game. He might as well put on a cheerleader Austin
So you telling me a nigga named the Rizzler was on the same court as Tristan jazz
Yes, yeah in a basketball game. They got Madison Square Garden, which I don't know how that's possible
then yeah I'd be watching a wrestler damn that nigga have more points than
so can damn they saying that's mix but I got ready by lazy yeah this is funny
it's funny this is brain rot that's funny what's he did brain rot so like
Libby done level like what like yeah I'm out of watch them bother I'm just
tapped into like the core a little bit wait this the Libby done guy no that's
That's the Gronker.
Yeah, Gronk.
That's bad, that's bad brain rot though.
Why?
I just like, ask, and that's like, it's still not funny.
And the East Coast people from the New York Christ State area, Jersey, so I'm like,
I don't know, it's something like, but they go to Costco and make a, they go fucking
rate chicken baits.
That's funny as fuck.
Rate chicken baits?
You ever had a chicken bait?
No.
What's your hat?
You've never had a chicken bait before.
You went to Costco.
You ever had a chicken bait?
That chicken made me so good!
That chicken made me so good!
Oh my god!
So, yeah, let's meet up on-
You're gonna be talking about-
I'm really- I'm really into-
Oh my god!
Get out!
That chicken made me so good!
Oh my god!
So, yeah-
Get out!
Get out!
What is that?
Get out.
Audio firm.
That chicken made me-
What it looks like?
What it looks like?
He can eat Costco.
That chicken made me so-
We're Costco guys!
Of course we go shopping while eating a chicken bake!
We're Costco guys!
We're Costco guys. Of course we have to have a new double-chunk chocolate cookie.
We're Costco guys. Of course we have to try out the furniture.
We're Costco guys. Of course we work out with the tires.
We're Costco guys. What the heck is this thing?
We're Costco guys. Of course we look at every TV in the place every time we come in.
We're Costco guys. Of course we get the sample even though we bought the thing the last three times we were here.
We're Costco guys. Of course we cool off in the middle of the bridge.
We're Costco guys. I'm still eating my chicken bake.
We're Costco guys.
You've had one of these before.
Yeah.
Chav, y'all had a chicken. I've never heard of a chicken bake.
It's like a, what is it in here?
It's like bacon cheese. What's in it?
It's actually really bad for me.
Huh.
It's like something you have like once every six months.
Okay.
Yeah.
It's terrible like, it's like health wise.
Yeah, it's like you're like cars and...
Wait, is that what a doubt was in line for?
Yeah, it was a free sample. Okay. I've had Costco sample. I don't know with no chicken bakings
So, okay
See, I don't watch it. This is some shit like you don't like standing for any page and you go
Ravill and go deep dive. Yes. Yes. Yes. That's why we're doing that time a test with hello, Tres. So if I say
Alan open up your tic-tac and you scroll 20 times how many vids will there be of the wrestler in the baby?
Okay, most of my free pages like people saw good and white girls and oh
So you just all I'm dead after bracer videos that I just did about free patient with tag with look at this
I think I
All I know is I was scrolling at because you'll see should be popping up on my shit
And there's a video with the White House and niggas called you Becky junior
Becky's orange that he burns bucky Barnes. Yes. Oh, listen. I'm impressed
Wait, so who was the first person to use his audio you know it's my boy Gwayne sit out Gwayne
And then you just started using it. Yeah, I just he just like start shocking. I was shy
I'm sorry
And you use that sound yeah, I saw him like this like
When he was like a four K followers or not so she did but she did that because of you
And now if you were starting in it, I'm just saying so I'm just all the time
I'm just boys with a kid. I started to turn oh
Um
Steve's they come Steve's here
The black-naked. Yeah, you can't see I'm putting you all game now. It's another way the black
Yeah, I was at my yeah, no, that's Blake Blake. This is a different side of the internet. Awesome
This is like the
Yeah, so yeah, I like the black milk
They're they're called P&E
So like they're iconic and say that but like they're not exactly milk obviously doing the old shit
That's what I've been hanging out with I mean niggas on my chat. No. Yeah, they're popular
What if instead of joining the front we start a frat?
No, I could do that. So basically they're doing
Like one day throw a college party
Halloween college party
A Halloween college party. You're still Halloween college party. It's good
What do you mean, why college, why just college?
Because bro, I want a different vibe.
Like bro, every time we throw in m-ditties, it's always just all m-models.
Why don't you just have a frat, this is what I've been hanging out with the K&A boys.
We just have fraternities host us.
This is what he's supposed to do, because fraternities have schedules.
So you'd have like two weeks ahead, you'd tell this frat, you'd come in there,
So that everything would be catered to you anyway.
So like, it'll be like,
it'll be your part of your throwing,
but like, you'd be the spotlight attentionist.
So like that.
That's what no one used to be as a piano dancer now.
That's what everyone knows.
Face.
I'm supposed to DJ a couple of frat parties.
Boy, y'all at 31.
You DJing frat parties case?
Okay.
I mean, I don't give a damn nigga.
I'm 21.
I'm gonna have a good ass turn.
I ain't sure I gotta know.
Beals though.
That should hurt, bro.
You did the shot before it
Well, I did the shotgun of the G fuel, but it wasn't even carbonated. That's what you ever did?
Yes, well, I never tried a shot
You're trying to get me
Oh
I'll do it. Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it
Whatever tastes better your rock. I'm shotgun shit with us. I guess that's enough
They got for the subs
Huh the camera not on you. Let's see. What are those happy dance?
It's so ready
I don't know how having all the whole face. I did a soccer with Alan having their minds
You know could you crack it for me though, bro? Yeah?
All right boys, I think I'm gonna get it down. I'm not gonna get drunk on this, right? No
No, this is like a little ruzz like you drink up you drink so it won't get you fucked up like Jason
I don't know why, but Jason always gets soft soft,
but he loves doing it.
He's a lightweight.
That can actually be lightweight
until they love drinking, it should make no sense.
All right, teach me.
All right, so the whole point of stock hunting,
you wanna line it up like this, like can to here,
because I can just like flip it easy.
Hold on, lemme see.
You see how it is, is that right here?
Yeah.
So you're gonna drink it like this,
and you have to crack it,
so you just wanna line it up like this.
Okay.
So I would crack it, whatever the things point to that.
You fucking animal.
You could do that.
Hold on, you see?
Yeah, right there, just bite it.
No, no, no, no, open it.
Oh my God, you're good, you're good, you're good, you're good.
Don't open it yet.
Now, poke a hole.
Ah!
Now, poke a hole with your finger.
Oh my God, you're so stupid.
Ah.
Okay, okay, okay.
Stand up, you have to get the whole point
is to do it quick.
Ah, so we're gonna do a video
and you wrap the guy through, okay?
Okay?
All right, we'll cut you down.
All right, so far.
Three, two, one, two.
I'm sure you got a lot of pop-ups, too.
Yeah, you suck.
That's gonna be way better.
Damn, that should taste so ass.
No, it is not.
Damn.
Set out milk, but holy fuck, beer tastes better.
Don't set out milk with that.
What do you mean, nigga?
No, that's not milk.
Nigga, that was not steaming fast.
Is it Happy Dad and not H&M?
Oh, yeah, fast.
That's what I meant.
Damn.
Is there paper towels?
Bro, we gotta get some towels, I'm not going to.
Did you check the laundry, Matt?
Shaq, did I do that shit, ass?
Should we retry it?
Fuck it.
All right, bro, load them up, bro.
I'm not gonna be a bitch this time, Shaq.
Goddamn!
You sure I've done that?
I've done that in, like, two tall boys.
Yeah, you're a nut, bro.
Give me a costume of me going bottom, and I'm good.
I don't know how you do beard.
This is not a beard of Sousa, so it's a little different.
They use right next to it.
Oh, now let's do the bearding.
He said I'm about to throw up off the beer.
It's a bad day to be your best.
You want to do it?
Alright, so then get the fuck out of here.
Damn.
It's a little messy right here.
I mean, yeah, yeah.
Just kidding.
I got eyes done.
You get it?
I just put it in the table.
I think I can grab them.
What happened?
I just put it in the table.
What's going on?
I think I'm about to risk wearing it.
I'm about to start cleaning.
My boy's P.N.A.
Hello, sir
All right, well you crack run a prediction you crack it too early
Huh? You cracked it too early. Let's not drink and then crack it like you have to the when your husband
So it's up that's when you crack it because you don't want to spill it. Okay, so
bite
And then crack no, so you bite just hold it and then when you go up
You crack it at the top of the release because it gets filled
All right, bro, let's try again, bro.
You saved the other one there, right there.
Let me see it.
Damn, run a prediction, I might go get it.
And you went vertical.
No, it's ass, hell no.
You went vertical as well.
What do you mean vertical?
Like, you went vertical.
Oh, you got to go like this.
You could go vertical, but like,
I don't know why you went vertical.
Okay, so like, shot, like, go horizontal.
Yeah, and the goal is to do it under like four seconds.
It's like, it's like, yeah, yeah, I'm putting that bulls in my body check.
I ain't done nothing.
Are these grapes?
Yeah, these are happy moms actually.
No, they're actually death rows.
That looks good.
All right, so bite it?
Okay, let's open it first.
Okay.
Let's do it!
Ready?
Yeah!
Got to calm down, okay?
It's kind of fun.
I'm gonna chat. Let me get a dog in the sack. Let me get a dog in the sack
Someone gets fired at this up in the next 20 seconds. I give you 30 actually
Bro, good nigga pre-fired it
Yeah, I'm not hot y'all are the weirdest niggas of all time. I didn't even finish my sentence
Yeah, I'm saying TOS. I didn't even finish my sentence. So
Cheers boys
For quarter season four for four we force four days in four streets in a row
Fuck it. There's no nothing
Niggas niggas said I didn't drink it back and then I just
They brought me this
I'm done though
it was like right here yeah now I'm gonna be up I don't really get drunk when
all the boys back we said I think we said have like a yo you know what I think
we should do what you do like a Halloween frat seat yeah bro but cuz I
wanted to be just like we thought regular parties is just the same I don't
know if you want to go but I got invited to another influencers party in
different state next month he said if any of the police boys want to come you all can come.
Where is that? It's in Texas it's a frat party. Huh. I don't think it matters if I say who's
hosting it. It's Josh Richards. Oh it's us. Yeah. Damn guys. What do you want to come here?
Vera Falcons don't hit. Not as funny as he played it so us. Not good I just did some bullshits.
What you doing?
I just chugged your shit three times.
You know what I could do right now?
What?
I could do a fucking snorkel.
You're a freak.
You know what a snorkel is?
No, I don't, but it's so crazy.
I could put that whole bottle in here
and put two holes and socket it through the bottle.
What's wrong with you?
I could.
That'll be very quick, but I can't do it right now.
I'm gonna leave it here.
What do you got?
I'm not even feelin shit.
Wait, can you send me that video?
Oh, where you going?
Let me see.
I saw you posted a tiktok
and it had a video of me with a pipe in my mouth.
Can you send me the actual video of that?
Dammit!
Let me see.
Where you going?
Nice guy going.
Lacy is.
No, I was.
What?
I don't like girls with fat asses.
No bullshit, I'm going.
What?
Out of all the girls like, she look going.
I don't like girls with fat asses.
It's just, I know why you saying that because her body's not, but she look good.
What?
Who is it?
What's your meeting?
No, it's North Prince.
I'm not gay.
Oh!
You look good like.
It's actually 3v1.
Not gonna lie.
But...
There's three of them?
Yeah.
But where are the plans?
What are y'all doing?
Like what the fuck is up with you?
Yo, what do you know?
What do you mean? What are you I don't know?
Who's the other two you what he would like?
Thanks, or any base knows this one. Oh, he knows he knows her he knows her he knows her
Oh my god guys, no I fucked up
Yeah, she wore my tight. Yeah, I know
You're not going either
No, yeah, I know
Jougan, thank you for all the gifted songs, bro. I love you, bro. Who's the last one?
Miami the one I was in Miami. No, it's over there. You actually didn't hear it. Yeah
But she's here this girl. No
No.
Why?
It's because the dude was at the top.
You know how their content is.
Yeah, so if it's not my first one, and that's you.
Yeah.
I have a lot.
I think it's not.
What are all the friends that feel are super unattractive?
What do you mean how?
What do you mean how?
I think it's the, like, I meet girls, and then like their friends will just
like show me other friends.
Oh, okay.
Now that's what's up.
So you just don't take no framework. I
Don't think it's weird to get with no guy. They all blonde. I don't think it's weird to get with your friends
You ran a frat, I'm saying like it's not weird
It's not I mean, of course, I'm not aware from my perspective. Let me spin it to the college right here
I'll I'll literally get with a girl on Saturday
go to class on Monday walk past the girl and
And not even say a word
It's not anything crazy
I'm trying to be done with that like
I'm trying to grow up, bro. I need I need I just need three girlfriends, bro. I'll be okay
I'm done with that here and there's no sex
You know, I'm again the older brother. I need some people like I could really hang out with y'all
I wouldn't go out in public with a girl. I'm not fucking a no more. I'm dead ass
I'm trying to change my way
Yeah, you know
Yeah, that's why I got it slow down
Never
They're dealing with soft six never
The stink man, that's his first time trying to use a bitch
Damn, bro, I gotta go shut this guy because my shirt is dirty as hell. Sorry
Y'all where's some you comb glasses
Damn
I'm on some nut shit
Clean my car in the rank niggas that P you
I'm gonna rest my time, no man.
She wanna bet on the show, but I can't get her to tell her how.
I'm with her brother, I'm with her girl,
And I'm with her father, she's my mother girl.
They see this and I know it's wrong.
It's the idea that I know what she wants.
I just wanna let it get to this bottom.
I'm gonna move as you know, tell her this far.
You think you're gay and they try to get us in?
She said it's not going bad, I got some.
I
First of all, hold on slow down, bro. Nigga. I'm not nigga. I'm not even drunk
Because it'd be saying shit, but I don't want to be that negative one
but two I just don't want to be that nigga because I want to be that nigga
because it's low key too much bro you're talking to a lot of girls but
talking to one girl is low key a lot talking to five to six are you crazy
well how do you balance that shit not even fun bro that's why I told you I
need three girlfriends bro but look I need them to be okay and all three of
them I need them to be okay with like you know what I'm saying just for now
I'm gonna get married tattoo another one
But like you know what I'm seeing though like
Bro, it's just like bro like having a roster niggas got starting five bitch. Yo, I know some bitches with starting tens hoe. Do you read books?
How do you do all day?
How do you do that's ten niggas? That's just so suspect fuck all there
How do you rotate ten niggas out of time get out of your home and they'd be flexing it, bro
You know why because a lot of women
Be trying to run game like men do I'm telling y'all bro. I literally be seeing this shit like
You felt me and thinking like oh if a guy does it I could do it too, which I personally don't agree
Here's why I don't agree with it
Women whether niggas want to believe it or not are the pros
There's no way that's ever going to change. I don't think that will ever change and so therefore
As a woman, I don't think you should give yourself to everybody because not everyone deserve you
You feel me? That's how I see it. So it's like, bro, you went and got rotation at 10
that is like what? So I don't know. I don't know. It's also tough guys because like,
yo, double standard. I'm gonna be honest. The world double standards are required
for the world to go around, bro. I'm just keeping a step. That's how I see it.
Double standards is true. Okay, but you drunk. But I'm still telling y'all
This is how I think though, is that me?
Look, so let me give you an example.
Take a seven out of 10 guy versus a seven out of 10 girl.
Majority of niggas, but I'm not gonna lie, bro.
If a seven out of 10 girl hit up all her guy friends
and say, yo, you wanna link tonight?
Oh, you trying to, you know what I mean?
They probably gonna do it.
A seven out of 10 guy do that same thing.
They might have, what, a 10% success rate?
Bro, women are the prize, bro.
They queens, you know?
And the thing is, bro, like, it's tough.
It's tough.
I don't know, bro, majority of niggas in this shit,
we're not gonna have wives, bro.
I'm telling you, bro, yo, the amount of,
the women I be around is girls that just do only fans
and be getting fucked for money.
And I get it, bro, kids, it's a good source of income
and I'm in LA, but like,
I want my one you know what I'm saying I look you don't want that for my kids for me
No, sit dumb ass you a content creator
I'm just saying though
Yeah, yeah, damn. I'm saying some bullshit. Am I saying bullshit? I might be
Yeah, nigga, man running out bad. I'll just be 200 on the bags. I just feel like bro
I don't know bro. I don't know if I'll ever get married like real soon
80% of your body count is oh at fours now. I say like um
I
Say 50% though probably 50% of the people I fuck got only man. No bullshit, but she's insane
And how many people have a foot? I honestly don't know. I'm just keeping a stack. I probably say like
summer from like 20 to
50 I know that's a wide range, but like I really don't know bro. I
I genuinely got no idea. I told you I just though before
Something is keep list. I don't give like keeping a listen crazy, but that's why I told y'all bro
I'm not trying to do that shit no more
That shit is crazy
You a man who are now bro. I just like you know what?
But yeah, bro
So can y'all list I know
Now I keep it a list you caught up in this while keeping a list not that bad.
Gotta be careful.
Now I should have kept the list because it's like then you can track shit.
Like, you know, keep it a list is not a bad idea, bro.
Okay, let me try that.
No, I won't be able to, bro.
Because there's so much thing that happened in Jersey I don't remember at all.
Yeah, my memory is bad now, guys.
It's terrible.
It is what it is. I think it's not too late. Am I too is it too late for me? I don't think so
It's the weed we fuck my sit up for real
Yo dream on do you feel like we fucked your memory it fucks yours up for real
I'm not going to get hurt. I don't. I've been having fun on this shit, bro. I'm not going
but I'm mad open with this just always how I am I probably never change that's
what make it fun like it's like I thought I'm talking to friends like I'm
aware though but I'll be talking to myself in the shower and shit like
that's the type of thing I am it's kind of weird bro because it's like y'all
niggas don't really I've never met you but why will you be revealed a
LeBron Hennessy I don't know after this shot of Cosmeagos
Alright, what do we we got players of fathom we're doing house of husbands
House husbands a ditty and then this nigga introduced me to versular and got me drunk
That's some nice shit, and I feel like if I didn't come on streaming
You feel me wasn't open. That's like that's literally
Bro, that's probably why some people watch me bro because it's like niggas feel like I'm they friend
Then I just talked to him, you know
So it's like why would I stop being myself?
I don't make no sense, but I mean it's probably smart business-wise, but it's like, you know,
probably not gonna be.
Alright, bro, let's check out this dumbass channel.
This week on the Real House Husbands of Diddy.
Like, you know how many times, like, you was there for me, like, through everything,
through everything, yes, through everything, and I was lonely, useless.
There was a time when you'd be more selective
When you were horny and feeling directive
Now one swipe and there's thousands to bone
Or from a sex app you use on your phone
That's the Tinder!
A lot of sad lonely girls who want babies
300 pounders infested with scabies
Leather gimps who do nothing but moan
These are the widows you'll find on your phone.
No surprising number of them living near the airport.
God-a-ree-ah, HPV-ah, you will catch a dose.
Uflisters and itching and genital warts,
because Tinder makes you so gross.
Ew, how you look static taking a sigh when they do it?
Yeah, I mean.
And for kids it's kinda tragic, sex for them has lost it's magic
banging every time and dick and jack and jill and jone
I'm gonna go on
This is also my surprise here all you men
Yo what a weird book bag
I'm gonna go on my hands
They're not allowed to have an orgy through our phone
You're perverted, barely loose
A filthy degenerate seeking a thrill
Your spirits and genitals run through the mill
With plenty of holes and prescriptions
I'm not a game to game to game first, that's all.
I don't know what this episode is, get out of here.
Some bullshit.
This week on the Real House Husbands of Diddy.
This week on the Real House Husbands of Diddy.
As soon as you know it, you don't think of car...
We can't really disclose, but, um...
Well, I don't think that can serve you to nothing.
...dream, and give any custody of any...
Man, just for now, of course, to be near...
I had legal guardianship...
No, look, having a mother fuck when, you know, he...
I did his first album. I did his first album.
You're right. You're right. Some guys just took what they did for the next 48 hours.
Did these things make a fake twist, Sha?
My twist Sha was never like this.
No, I didn't you see this?
No, thanks for that. No, didn't part on that really
She is not really
great. Where we hanging out?
What we doing?
We can't really disclose
probably but
mostly
Oh, I'm looking good. I was not farting bitch. My first
Oh, I smack your ass with the bottom nigga
bottom whip
Stop playing me boy. All right. You want to hear a real fart?
Oh, I might send myself
Let me check you see this shit though. This shit is ridiculous
He's literally has shit stains on his underwear
Yo shit gonna smell like night
night
I go on Mari. I know you know what? No, see yo shit gonna smell like night. I'm tweaking
night
Don't look at me bro, I'm so scared.
I mean, if you're TK, just to look like,
I don't even know what you're saying.
If there's one person in the world that may be changed,
he's old.
When he's no longer making change-
Yo, this shit is-
This shit gon' be worth $100,
and I won't buy it.
And then I'm gon' throw it to the dollar bill
and I'll face it again, just like in that clip.
Like people clipping me when I, like, stand up.
You-
You just reported that you were jerking it to me.
it to me but look again I'm not gonna get you a ban I'm not I'm gonna tell you
this though it's not the people want to know where you got the LA BO box soon
possible I'm not gonna tell you about my I'm gonna have you damn what the fuck
just happened I'm on massive reverse same time okay the fart combo I'd
probably assume that would occur in the morning
well they're like the color of like their palms like isn't that cute
sometimes I'll do the fucking pissing combo too. Bart combo, I'll be like, oh.
This lady got problems. I don't know what the fuck this thing is talking about.
BEAR OF ANIME!
Nuckolage, my head is spinning, bruh. I don't know how this gon' go.
They dull in my life, that was give me hay.
Oh shit, that's why they say don't drink and drive.
Oh, damn this, bro, man, curvy.
So I'm drunk on one happy day
They got a lily drink mad shit, yeah
They got control, biggest thing I'm trolling
Bro, constantly go to the other day
This shit is no joke
Pay for the size bro, I need that
I just want to be your one
Like real, check me out
I want to be the one to save you
But how do I really blame you?
He said I'm also a jack dirty shit
Get in the car
Get in the car for the one and only legend
Y'all, I'm live right now
Um, how else can I ask you?
I'm living new
I like the words out of mouth
Seems to lie in my life
I'm connected to a heart like the moon in the tides
And besides, no one can take them off and out of my life
I
How far is the cabin, bro?
Chad!
Where is the cabin?
How far to the cabin, Chad?
Why did the car not just move out the way?
Who's calling the Chad Jordan?
Watch out for Black Knight!
I'm on the wrong side of the road!
For after this!
This is all just
Trying to hit you if you wait around looking for
I'm looking for you
So I lose hope and sit and try to piece myself together
I'm losing up in my heart I'm losing whatever weather
I'm trying to get my feet on the ground
So if this nigga hits me I'm not gonna get his world
Just see I'm right here again
I'm losing all my motivation
My life a wonderful city season time
Someone by my side but I kinda bad be right
Maybe not this time
Now I drunk hands to my head
Damn I'm going mad fast
Shut up bitch
I'm not gonna lie bro
I don't know where I'm supposed to go gang
Let me know if I'm kicking
Which one do I choose
Switch, switch
Switch, switch please
to take it up and out of my life.
Oh!
Bro, they leaked that!
Oh, we're going to get straight to that.
This is me and I can't lie.
I'm trying to make it before I'm 25.
Maybe I'm like halfway.
Maybe I can make it there.
I ain't trying to slow down because I'm trying
to retire my mom and all men.
I don't worry about all the drama yet.
Yeah, I keep it cool.
I keep the mystery.
I'm trying to feel your heart right.
And I'm ashamed to break it.
Y'all, the music is so fucking ass, though.
I
Sell like a horse name, bro. Oh
Shit, I made it
L&B
What the car what's the car? How do y'all know the code?
Do y'all live here?
It's just about like ass
Nigga, they ain't no up stairs there. We broke down
God damn we broke nigga
God damn we broke nigga
Who must cost to be guns?
Stop the fridge
But what?
She giving me a headache bro. I tweaked. I had too much to drink close the mini fridge. Oh
shit
Yo chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill
That's smart of him
Yo focus up
That looks like trainwrecks
Yo I'm loosing my money
I can't do this
I'm not gonna lie bro I'm too important
I knew I shouldn't have listened to you I think it's
WHAT THE FUUUUUUU-
Why can't I go upstairs bro
Why can't I go upstairs bro
Oh I'm gonna pee as a girl
Damn bitch, you stand when you been stank ass hoe. Oh shit
ladies
fuck
Fuck fuck
Fuck what the fuck is going on?
Why is my shit not sending?
Well, my mouse is not scrolling to the right side, bro
Yeah, see how it's like what the fuck is going?
Yeah, my shit is going to scan
Huh? Oh shit
What do I do? Damn bitch close the toilet dirty hoe. Yeah, washing my hands, but so double
wash those niggas think I stink. Now what? Creep out now. Somebody check out the place
sounds good to me let's go you right baby I go baby let go
you want any food on that girl friend this nigga so fucking ugly bro no he's
trying to write me in the game yeah who is this ugly ass nigga who invited
case on. You scared us. Oopsie dead, Daisy. I didn't mean to welcome to my home. No one
of these people is going to live with a dirty ass. You know the Airbnb that niggas live
at, broke ass, they can get another place. They're going to be trying to air be their
own crib. Just get on food stamps, ho ass people. What a lovely young couple. We're
your friends. I see Daisy silly. I was not looking for my car. I don't care about fuck
disgusting. Shut the fuck up. You look like K-Song. Right in the middle. Right from the
start of the press, it's made us uncomfortable. Yo K-Song, this dad looked like you, bro.
K-Song, what the fuck? Here's your shower. That don't make you feel what? Here's
Here's your shower, that thing will make you feel like you're bathing under a waterfall.
In the Amazon.
Oh, damn, I need to check these those boys out.
Oh, this thing doesn't work, unfortunately.
Hot.
Not to worry out.
I'll get it.
Fit for you out real soon.
Let me show you out of the room.
Nice as you, bitch.
We are literally in the fucking attic.
Hot to make a set hot tour the fuck I talked about
Maybe oh my god to bed. Yeah, now. That's got a saving my room, bro
Anything is a creepsters, but if you found me, bro, I gotta get a fat ass
They'd be feeding my holy smokes is incredible
Bitch, I'm looking at snow, bro. I could have watched out
Fuck you need this incredible fucking snow
What about favorite viewer goose creek?
Did you think it's just a goose creek?
I'm not fucking with this bro. If you need anything tools, I
Might not need it
It's always best. I we stock the fridge already nigga. Yes
All right, bro
Now fuck this. I'm trying to go on tic-tac live. Why I'm following around K-Song
I had a jump
Are you coming this boy slow your horny ass down? I'm trying to get around. I can't play this. I can't I can't I
Can't I can't I can't play this it bro. I can't bro. I
Know we're supposed to finish. I can't play this your bone. You're attention spin is buns. No, bro
It's not even that nigga. I think I I drank
If you wasn't here, I drank. Yeah, you see the green back that Allen. I mean dreamer
Huh
No, like Alan's green the one
It has the Android in it to tie library hands. You gotta finish this game. I'm not gonna properly enjoy this game
If I you feel me I
Gotta properly enjoy this game
Finish it and just that fl. Are you crazy? Oh, thank you
Let's go what wonderful go our hands first
We will be back on this game, but I just I can't yo I'm not gonna lie, bro. I'm awesome fucking nuts shit
What's that shit called air server? I'm with the brothers and we smell hella dope
I'm with the five only small hella dope nigga sneak this and I know what she won't see in my DM's
I know what she won't listen my little niggas. They try to ball cloud, but Lindsay don't care what it costs
What if for you? I can so different now water for you?
like I did something to you.
I get high and I listen to music,
whether it be in tight cause I don't want to lose them.
Dream on, it's not connecting.
Embarrassing.
Someone say tight tight, no I might lose my burn.
You can't say you drunk on TikTok before you get banned.
Oh no, I ain't chillin'.
All right boys, we ain't been on hinge in a minute.
Let's see what the Elo looking like.
Let's see what the Elo looking like.
Oh shit.
Have you met all right person?
Nigga, how many times you gonna ask me the same question?
Oh my oh
Fuck mother fucker. Oh
My god, I should run get dirt. Oh
Shit
Yes, you're a little young game
Let's go to messages
Come on, bro. Stop disrespecting me, bro
You think so
Nah, you fake tough as hell. I ain't gonna lie. I'm trying to see you to
Jason what the fuck
5-1
Wow
I had to take to the why I I gotta protect I
Had a pretty I got a connect to the Wi-Fi
Hold on check
Make it was fucking weird, bro
Yo, Jason me
Dream mode. What's the Wi-Fi password bro? I can't say it. Can you type me? I'm Ms. Jason.
All right here we go chat. How we feeling? Well I just farted with my throat
but honestly this is Anna. I go back. I disconnect. Hold on. I didn't disconnect.
Doesn't that work it hold on I'm fixing I'm fixing I'm fixing it. Oh my god
What the fuck am I doing?
Damn, I'm not gonna lie, bro. I should glitching like a mothfucker
My skill is like a mothfucker
Bro, you're dreaming how I can make bro. Oh, I got I got I got it
So niggas a child word. I'm a child
Finally scream with no add
Cuz your ass up nigga
You gotta like it. I'll be back. Yeah, sir. We back him in the bias. I
Know what? Yo, I did not work damn streaming is hard, bro
Yo shout out to all the streaming they get that ass
Let me one second niggas that I'm always doing dumps it
But I'm a little each on your bro. I know what I'm doing, bro
I'm in full control of my body, bro. You should add you're gonna
Nah, bro. Damn. Yo, it's not working though dream. I was dead. That's not working. I don't know why
That's so weird. All right. Take time live in his voice
Yeah, because it's not working on my on my Android, I don't know why
Rubberman's tight cuz I don't want to lose on how the fucking man gets the house that he chose in
Niggas that did you fuck you over you saw I was drunk and tried to take advantage of a nigga. You're a fucking weird
Fuck is you asking me that for?
Sleep family after.
It's mine
Scared Wilder doing shit
Around the leg she knew her shit always gets hectic. It does
But to like go to that extent come on now
Nobody wants other human beings like down bad and fucking misplace. That's evil shit, which
There's some evil motherfuckers in the world, but I just think that's a little out of touch
Yeah, there's her kids every year, so
We would buy homes we can afford a blog a blog
Shit W mods W mods in the builder, bro. No, I ain't from Chicago man. Chicago probably cold in the year, man
shit
I'm on you loud because the hurricane. Yeah, I got
Have a good night. Oh
Yeah, you play sparking zero. Yes parking zero. I'm streaming right now, bro
I'm trying to get my twitch up. I figured it right. Yeah, that joint not freaking let me play tonight tomorrow
You preordered it. Yeah, I didn't get the ultimate. I have a record. I got I paid
I paid like a hundred dollars for that shit, bro
And I can't even get past. I just got past a great eight, bro
Oh
Yeah
Well, it's funny how you had the mast though
All right, yeah, I'm gonna use my mic demon slayer breathing techniques
To to to warm up really quick Starwrax. Thank you for the roads. It's fine. I'm thinking for the our hearts
You might actually have to do battles, bro
I'll go check my instagram afterwards
Can I get your bed?
The best thing about this is the zombie.
It's the passage of the kangaroo.
It's the passage of the kangaroo.
It's the passage of the...
The bad egg.
The stripper.
He never has my right.
Yeah, um...
I'm just...
I'm just catching me to see if I...
I heard the smoke alarm.
I'll tell you this.
I...
You're sensitive.
Did you see?
What a fool.
What did I...
Hey, hey, hey.
No!
How weird it looks in the car.
The screen I-
I love-
Are you set working on my-
Wait, what's-
I'm trying to go-
I'm trying to stay fit.
Or I'll let you put your-
And I think you're a key-
Shoulder-
I'm not saying that I wasn't there.
I'm seeing straight messages, y'all.
Lake doggie-
I'm out.
Reekin.
Have a good night, guys.
And I'll be trying to-
Reekin, you're coming back.
You have to do the same
How are you saying
that you people are designed to
be
Hey.
Solid.
Shemko.
I'm just joking.
Crazy.
Oh my god.
Get off the camera.
It's all done.
Jack.
Everytime you have a murder,
Double top on the screen.
We got a heavy battle to try, make sure y'all recharge.
Y'all ready?
Monkey legs when we about to start.
We gotta get some monkey legs chopped
double top on the screen.
Cam, see you're mad quick with that shit.
Y'all, what the fuck?
Why you seeing it?
Ew, what the fuck?
We haven't spoken in mad long.
Yo, why you doing this?
Don't do this, don't start with this shit.
I'm dead ass.
I come in peace.
Yo, yo, come here.
Hold on, I come in peace, hold on.
I come in peace.
They're sitting in the corner of the person,
and it's a, I come in this frustration.
Oh my gosh, she has some bullshit.
Yo bro, get off my man, yo bro, get off!
I already knew what that's about to be bro.
I said it?
Yo bro, I was just trying to talk,
bro I knew that girl bro,
I don't know where I knew her from, but,
like what the fuck, why is she being weird, bro?
I'm a loach.
I wasn't even trying to be on the bullshit, bro.
Yo, people are bad weird, the fuck?
I was dead, I was just trying to tell her.
For that.
You know what I mean?
I'm like...
I could be, never mind that.
Never your fingers are told.
It's a little cold in Chicago today.
I gotta draw him back for the plot.
I'm not gonna lie bro, I'm fucking sick.
Where is it?
Into the ad...
Tell him come join my life.
Got my screen buddy, let's lie down.
It's el paso del canguro.
Is this nigga mad cause his girl added me?
Yo gang, are you dumb?
Yo bro, I'm not gonna lie bro, I'm gonna take that lie to the skull and bro, the fuck?
Why don't you just get mad bro?
Yo, as niggas, we gotta work together bro, I'm gonna be honest, we gotta work together bro.
You can't fall for these delusions of women bro, because I'm gonna be honest, I'm gonna be all the way honest.
I'm gonna be all the way honest.
I'm gonna be all the way honest.
You probably not gonna be with this girl for the rest of your life.
therefore nigga don't let a girl make you delusional
that's a talk word relax relax join his life what's his shit
oh fuck
and that's a
he's right
nigga said I cried no I did it but I never made it to the real life
I see people that send you a lion
are she pretty
I'm done
I
Will tap my screen money. Let's lock in. Let's lock in chat. Who the fuck is in chat?
Senpa saw the kangaroo. Oh, there we go
You're not even live, bro. It's just in so they got a
Brought us on a talk. I mean, oh, I just want to talk
Okay, how are you mad at me at your girl at any brother with the funk while one hours the brand went to just fucking
Bye
That's fine. Hey, just share a lot of all guys
It's like not
Now I do look tired. I give you two dollars up and down that's to the front
No
We're bigger you ignore it like what we're
I mean, I didn't stop it.
See, of course, TikTok Live not him tonight.
But look at this girl I found last night, bro.
That was really contemplating.
I was like, damn, bro, should I go back live?
Bro, where is she, bro?
She look mad good.
I literally took a screenshot just to show y'all, bro.
Wow, bro.
Why y'all saying it geek?
What did geek do?
Niggas said, go on her, bro.
I took a screenshot of her life.
How does that make me a boon?
Y'all niggas is beyond me, bro.
5M on TikTok Live is insane.
Accounting is about the...
...the fun talk.
Spirit is right.
Ain't nobody talking in this bitch.
She's on top.
You can't...
Thank you.
Please.
Yeah.
Start that.
I
I'm not gonna lie bro, cause I'm a ghost, we gotta put that more fucking down, cause this
is bitches kids.
I'ma see y'all though, I love y'all bro, I really do bro and I appreciate every single
one of y'all bro, I'll never take y'all for granted I think, I'm really thankful for
all of y'all.
I'ma see y'all soon, I'll be tomorrow, maybe let's be honest I have no life, I'ma
see y'all tomorrow, we staying out at 4th quarter season, nigga 5 stars shit 5 stars
bro.
I love y'all boys, y'all have a good night.
You feel me?
Make sure I get some good sleep.
See y'all boys, y'all love me.