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I WILL BEAT THESE ALLEGATIONS! FAZE IS BACK! PLAQUEBOYMAX VS ADAPT ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER + TWITTER COMM + REACTS + GAMES + MORE!
10-09-2024 · 6h 52m
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I'm rich! I'm rich! I'm rich!
What?
see me in a nation. We've become our shut up first claim. I'll jump in, I'll put a
dick. Can't tell you to hold your eyes, cause you're another rich.
Turn out with me. Turn out with me. Let's get money.
Pink guy shut up. G Fuel keep the fucking uh, the, the, the tiredness away. I heard
Dobbo got beat by his dad. We got a lot to talk about. Ladies and gentlemen!
I think we gonna get to who knows
Body King David Suggs ace big cooler with the 10
Drake King with the sub poison with the song I mean John
Yeah, I got to stick this nigga. Yeah, I know. Yeah. Yeah, I don't play that part. That's personal. Sorry.
Don't worry guys. I got something even better. Yes
Already let's go roll call. Let me get a roll Ken Carson bank sauce
JLo Darius
See
Mexico Chris Lawrence
Grubnaugget
Activate y'all this shit that has just ruined my vibe, bro
Like I'm not sure
There we go
Humphrey Jackie Jello was good card. It was good crazy nigga. Let's go right. Let's go gnarly
Rockstar lifestyle nobody can save me I
I got niggas in my chat talking about did you brush your teeth today now? Let me tell y'all motherfuckers
First of all, how do I look today? Very presentable as usual I assume. This is how I walk in a spot
Especially when I was here. Now let me ask you to give y'all a difference
This is how I walk in a spot with the hose down here
So guys, you know, you know, I think it's smiling hard as hell
You barely wanted just the road but if the hose in the spot
Oh, you know me now personally, I'm keeping a buck, bro
I'm a nigga sometimes I began social anxiety and shit, bro. Not a lot
Niggas be thinking I'll be trying to act nonchalant or farming. No, nigga. The hose is making nigga go silent
I'm dead ass the hose making it go silent. That's personally not every nigga is different, but that's me, bro
You from me. I'm not gonna I'll just be a little at a show. I can't be talking too much bruh
That's just me, bro.
That's me. We're all different.
We're all different.
Yo, did y'all see the clip of me
when I was at Ian's listening party
and they was like, no, Max, so why are you acting nonchalant?
Yo, bro, there's a bunch of niggas with,
imagine you're in the middle of a circle
with a bunch of niggas having a flash on,
shining in your face while a nigga's playing his music.
Niggas, what I'm supposed to do, bitch?
You want me to twerk?
Literally, I'm just standing there.
I'm like, nah, bro, the music was hard,
So I was bobbing there was nothing else for me to do and they can say I'm acting I'm like bow
Yeah for any nigga in here who?
Be nonchalant bro every time a nigga try to say you nonchalant. It's like what I'm acting regularly your shit feels so weird
I'm like they how you gonna tell me I'm literally seeing her having a good time, bro regardless though
It is October 8th. I hope y'all having a good day you feel me
I hope y'all don't well in school y'all are now at least a month in the school
So you probably failed a couple tests. You're probably not doing so well your bitch probably cheat on you
You're probably thinking a gym class
That's the ass think guys nigga. She nah, that wasn't never me though. Now. I told y'all already though
Ironic I see I see now
um
Nigga started trying to say this like some stench heart
I need to get a bigger a better PR team bitch. My PR team is dream of
Nigga he already poor PR
Bro, my PR team is dream of and phase banks gay. I'm bound to fail
But I don't think y'all need to understand it, but I don't have no fucking PR team
I don't know before y'all next thing I stink deal never swim. I don't give a damn. It's that bro
I'm happy as shit. I'm having a good time. We've been streaming every day. It's only been three days
But I'm having fun. I told y'all what I'm actually happy and shit can change that girl now. Yeah, I'm saying I got shit stings
I see really trying to make it any nigga who's a real nigga knows this thing is not my fault this thing got here
The reason this thing is here is because when I got my hair dyed hair dyed. Thank you when I got my hair dyed
The lady got some bleach on my pants cuz she was trash nigga said that's Janet
Jetted remains period stain pool stain. Oh, okay. Why do y'all want me to stink though?
Why do y'all want me to stink bro? Just let me know why do y'all want me to stink, bro?
Why do you want me to stink so bad?
But I'd be wondering like why do you look what's up with Shawn?
Need to be wanting me to
Boy, y'all forcing his ticket. Y'all can y'all close the door?
I don't know if they sponsored us or just paying for the month paying for the house, but I'm gonna assume they sponsored us. So
So, come X, G Fuel, get your G Fuel, it's a great drink.
Anyways, stop blazing, bro, and chat, get a life.
Mind you, all bro said was LMAO.
Now, once again, I'm a ass show.
Gosh, how I'm looking today?
One out of 10, one through 10.
If y'all seen me, if y'all was with so big
and a nigga like me walking in the spot,
would you fear for your life?
Be honest, would you fear for your life?
Would you fear for your life?
Yes or no?
Yes or no, yes or no, yes or no.
Niggas said no face change, stop neck watching, bitch.
Stop watching my neck.
See, that shit gonna get your car up
and I will nut on your face.
No face change, I was trying to keep it simple.
Would y'all fear for your life
if a nigga like me walk in, yes or no?
Yeah, hello, OD, type shit, type shit.
Now, we gotta get through a lot, bro.
Me and a dad are doing our smarter
than the fifth grader in about an hour.
We gotta like to get through
because y'all niggas all of a sudden figured out
how to use Photoshop to do all type of exercise.
The whole time I was making them shitty ass collages
and edits, but now niggas know how to use Photoshop.
So we gonna get to that.
Niggas acting like I'm faking pictures of my shower.
I wasn't gonna stream today
because I was supposed to take an Uber.
I don't live in his house no more.
I was supposed to take an Uber from the other house here.
But instead I ordered Uber Eats
and I'm trying to cut down on the budget.
So I'm not gonna lie, that was my money for the day,
but I found my way here.
That's what matters, bro.
I'm dedicated, gang.
I'm dedicated.
Let's get into it.
We got to discuss through all of this.
My nigga pain, I'm on a vein, I'm on a vein.
I was on a vein, I'm on a vein, I'm on a vein.
First tweeted of the day, I said,
hey, I fuck with it, bro.
Oh, wait, say cheese.
I ain't post that I was live.
Oh, let me say this now.
Wait no, I actually say cheese first.
Not gonna lie bro.
Feel it, fat right now.
I'm out of money, out of money, out of money.
Bro, niggas try to say man is stinkin'
in the go live note, you fuck out of it boy.
Bro, if I were to caught you,
I woulda just banned you gang.
You do understand I got eyes, right?
I would've banned to sit out of here.
Cause now we gettin' the IG in.
What do niggas got Instagram for in the hoes?
The hoes and business.
The hoes and business, nigga.
Well shit, bro, so y'all not gonna make me stink like make it seem like I stink all right
No bullshit you wild as shit
You tweaked out bro. Relax now
Let's go through the tweets of the day boom. Hey, I fuck with it, bro
now
Bro this song not bad. Well, I told y'all this when I reacted to it. Here's the issue
My volume
Niggas think my volume minimized bro
This is literally just
This is a I don't know if it's a glitch or I just got a higher IOS thing on but this is
I was literally hearing a music game. I
Was hearing the music bro. This shit not bad at all
Niggas trying to catch me up
You got fear buck in the comments trying to catch me up all type of weird bullshit cryptic nonsense fuckery going on next post
talked about the uber uber each shit I can delete this now cuz I'm live oh fuck
now I posted this I posted this right this is my shower bro
Niggas is saying cat to my shower bitch this is my shower niggas know I used to
fair it said a syrupy face wash native vanilla I got my little scrubber
thing right here purple big-ass hair cap shower caps because I'm dreads
niggas that I can fire you're not niggas is top 5 bro niggas is top 5 bro y'all
are mad funny y'all are mad funny bro this is so fucking funny yo gang I'm
I'm not faking those shower pigs, yeah?
Niggas said no toothbrush, bitch-ass nigga.
I don't live in a one-by-one gang.
I don't live in a one-by-one like Yelha ass.
My shower and sink,
I don't have a shower sink toilet, three-in-one.
You understand me, peon?
Therefore, my toothbrush is by the fucking sink, nigga.
Fuck outta here, fuck outta here, fuck outta here.
rest at most humbles through here.
You are a dumbass.
Now, as I was saying though,
stop trying to clear your name, finally showering.
Look at this nigga!
First of all, I ain't never seen this nigga,
there's always these niggas with the Twitter blue.
I have never had Twitter blue.
I'm gonna keep it a bug.
I have never seen this nigga reply
to my tweets ever in his life.
But now you invested enough to go
Um bed bath and beyond shower searching. Ho ass nigga. What the fuck is this?
Gray and cream marble tile shower. Oh
My god
No, are you dumb boy? Are you dumb this nigga's a liar, bro?
My shit don't pop up. It don't pop up
It don't pop up. This is bro
Oh, bro, this is the first photo.
Here's the first photo.
Why is my not the second photo?
Why is my photo not here?
Where's my photo, bitch?
Niggas think I'm faking a shower!
Scroll, scroll down, scroll down.
You scrubbed it off your neck.
Oh my God, bro.
Yo, tell me where, bro.
Tell me where, how much I gotta scroll?
Tell me where.
You just like, hey, I see why y'all friends.
Niggas had banks removing,
but I could literally go to my photo gallery
and show y'all me taking the photo,
the time before it was posted on.
Niggas, yo, Niggas real life.
Niggas real life think I fake the shower bully?
I'm not.
Do I even look like that type of nigga?
Bro, I don't even look like that type of nigga, bro.
And then you got this nigga.
I'm gonna fire this nigga.
He was talking about some motherfucking bullshit too.
He was talking about some bullshit too about some,
I really, that was really a fake photo.
Bitch, what the fuck is your user?
Yo, Voddy, you're done.
K-pop bunny ex-new jeans, I know it.
How did these worlds collide?
Yo, the nigga bought it, texted me and said,
I need to get into still arena, what?
Nigga, I'm never calling your ass again.
I called you when I was with Summers.
And what did you do about it?
Bought it, what did you do, bro?
Bro, this is ridiculous, gang.
Anyways, though, back to the important shit.
This is not fake, bro.
Niggas need to get the nuts in check.
Excuse you bitch. I don't give a fuck. I'm still burping on y'all niggas
This is so obviously a real pose game so
Niggas don't be faking shit
Niggas don't be faking shit game. I
Heard November face up a thong. Yeah, bro. You heard goddamn wrong game. I love you though. You heard wrong as hell
Is this how bad with the BTA? What is BTA BTA?
A, A-B-C-D, A-B-C-D-E, A-B-C-D-E, B-C-D-E, 1, 2, 3, 4.
How many letters in BTA?
1, 2, 3.
How many sentences?
1, 3 plus 1, 4.
6 minus 2 is 2.
2 plus 4 is 6.
So they get to E from B add four, B equals E.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Y'all niggas mad as hell.
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Bro, bro, bro, every day.
I choke on the geek fuel, bro.
This is a everyday thing now, okay?
Ah, man, anyways.
Damn, at least I'm, bro,
you know what, I'm not even gonna let niggas get off of me.
All right, Dabble said I'm moving out,
how bad was that BTA, what does BTA mean, bro?
No, only you stink and fake showering. You're also not funny typical stink boy. Hey, bro. Look
Belt to ass damn, bro. I guess I'm not black. Yeah, let me click this pin real quick, bro
Give me one second. I want to go full in death. I didn't even get my ass be
He just unplugged my whole setup and took it. I'm let me call a double, bro
50,000 for my chain. I'm a one and I'm a walking saint
See if Lil' Brent need a place to stay.
Send me the clip.
Bruh said he's 17, get to studying.
He just said he leaving the house.
Yo, are you dead ass running away from home?
You need a place to stay?
What?
That nigga just ran and smacked him like that.
Anyways though, he didn't send me down.
I'm back if he was, I'm not gonna lie.
$30,000 on my channel, yo, why'd you hang up?
It was all hands in it. I said this nigga tripping don't show. Yeah, what are you about to show me? I'm not I'm not
It's all it's on my face
Connection unstable
You're sped in other languages. I hold up. I don't hear jacks jack shit. Oh
Yo to the side to the side when I say to the side that mean to the side they go
That mean to the side check it out the game, bro
Not talking about it no more to the side, bro. Don't ask me
All right, what is this sped Mac?
Okay, nigga, bro niggas to take a little clip one of those
Uno dos, uno dos tres, cuatro cinco,
CINCO says, DSA, dieciete, ocho, nueve, dieci.
Just kind of eight, eight a step.
I just kind of one to 10 of it in Spanish.
Uno dos tres cuatro set, damn nigga.
Yo bro, I was not through Spanish
as motherfucking Kindergarten, bro.
Uno dos tres cuatro, damn, what's five?
Those trends watch those single sense yet the ultra-new evidence. I should do it in Chinese don't
hear us on sir. Oh, yeah, I see
He or something really I see by Joseph
Brought a second manner, but I don't know no fucking I don't know the fucking Spanish now
But that yo devil gonna be good, bro. It's just some serious shit, bro. It's not no shit
I'm not gonna get on here and joke about this is real
You good though. He good. He gonna be he gonna be good, bro. All right
damn that burp is packed in a punch what is this
I
Damn brah what a classic what a classic
Let me go through this bro
Make sure you soap this time. I use soap every time bitch fuck Otter
Stop trying to clear your name am I tripping or is that a camera in the middle? What nigga? It's the fucking knob
Bro finally
Yo niggas think this shit like evidence bro this shit don't mean shit bro
Bro, I didn't even smell in his clip. He did this cuz I
did
I
Think that shit was a practical joke set up by banks be diddy
To get in the eggs pose and I think that's the case because water fuck she clenching her nose like
What the fuck bro you would think?
You would think Kovu was going around again. She put she left her mask at home or something
Because she clenching the fuck out of her
Well, I'm telling you bro silky spray smart fart fart spray because I was smelling that bitch too low-key, bro
This is literally heard going like ooh girl ooh girl
Well promise, bro. I promise bro this her go like ooh girl
Bro, this has nothing to do with my fucking smell niggas just gathering shit y'all this shit is so weird, bro
And you know what's even weirder the fact that this my dirty-ass update page is really pushing this fucking agenda, bro
Like why are y'all the ones pushing this agenda like you shouldn't so fun weird 1.6 K
Max fake tote and soap bars. What the fuck is this?
This can't be my goat. Yo, that's actually bad. My goat is washed. He it niggas just pulled a pants and butt down
What is wrong with you outside my window, but niggas worried about me
I'm the wrong nigga. I need to worry about it face around. Tell you how that right now, bro
This nigga's PR is cooked
Now my life's king king fuck hotter, bro. First of all, bro. Yeah, I know I would never stink anything
Yeah, that meant we know know what it is, bro
Throwback to when max went through the five stages of grief
I'm not even following you.
What happened?
She literally just asked if me and her can all play
Duos without you, bro.
I'm not even following you.
Let me know when you're on.
I swear I'm not even following you.
I'm like, don't be like me.
And I must have been in the middle of the night.
I'm not even following you.
I didn't do nothing wrong.
Oh, my goodness.
Y'all are so like, now I'm thinking about it
in my head like, you bummed me?
Um, I didn't butt in a lot of money,
I couldn't stand that shit.
Love from London.
It's just that holiday here, huh?
I'm not watching this, bro.
All these niggas doing this whole fucking bullshit, bro.
This is ridiculous.
My editor is now a K-pop snaggot, the fuck out of here.
Ah, let's continue, bro.
Let's continue, bro.
Niggas after the day after saying they done smoking.
I'll be posting some funny ass shit bro go back
What do y'all want to see that for?
You back to stage one life skin you're gonna come it's time for the tank dance to rise
Oh, and nigga, we cold and everyone cold and bro just calm down.
Being awesome, bullshit.
Y'all better annoy her.
Everything is okay, nigga.
You're locked in.
Exactly! Thank you!
Niggas, have you ever fucked up?
Everything is fine, bro.
Everything is fucked up.
I can get one thousand and you set this up me and your whole ass with life.
I want some sum.
With Keith and Nick for Christmas.
This is really cool.
Oh, annoying, bro.
Bro, why me all this shit and bro?
I'm fucking peace, but it was a piece of mine. Well, when will this shit end?
Well, y'all niggas is so fucking annoying
No, I can't yell that but everything is fine. Everyone just please please calm down over
Please calm down, please, but just chill
Not that serious. I swear to God calm down
Calm down
I'm telling y'all bro that shit was different times between this and the cop talking about
I'm not even surprised.
First of all, this shit is mad fucking old.
Second of all, bro, I don't know how,
bro, I always go viral for Ls.
Bro, I'm the new age flight reactor.
Bro, I don't understand how this shit happened like that.
Think about all the times we gone viral.
Most of the time it's for Ls.
Every time, bro.
Most of the time it's for Ls.
Y'all think it's not gonna do me like this, bro.
This shit don't make no sense.
Bro, these are man-du-factured Ls.
It's like a nigga, I must win too much.
I must win too much.
Cause I have niggas be faking elves, bro.
This not even real.
This thinkin' shit nigga, that's not even real.
I'm a good ass smellin' nigga.
I'm a good ass smellin' nigga
who take good care of themselves.
So that's what I'm saying though, bro.
It's like, it's mad weird, bro.
It's mad weird, I think that's weird.
Cause it's like, bro, why is I fakin' elves?
And every time the shit bang 25K,
My niggas hate me niggas hate me niggas hate me bro niggas hate me bro. Are you serious bro?
excuse me
Niggas hate me bro because how the fuck is this going by 25,000 now listen, bro. I'm gonna keep a sky with y'all
This is just right now. This just right now. Let's push through the dubs will come bro
I mean the dubs be endless the dubs gonna come just
You call me Gibby? Gibby's Pagin' a bird.
Gibby Pagin' a bird.
Now, I'm not gonna lie bro, I'm the type of nigga that drag niggas down with me.
So give me a second.
Give me a second. I'm the type of nigga that drag niggas down with me.
Why didn't this bang?
What the fuck is this?
Yo, I've been telling y'all about this nigga Jerry Woutief.
I've been told y'all about Jerry Woutief.
I've been told y'all this nigga got some fucked up shit going on in his mouth.
And I've been told y'all without them grills.
There's some weird experiences going on in that nigga's shit.
Weird habitats, weird biomes.
but no let's attack Max a clean-eyed looking nigga clean cut take good care
of himself clear skin you know all that teeth white they're attacking me as
random as hell they're attacking me cuz my breast thing after I ate sushi and
soy sauce no come get this nigga come get this nigga come get this nigga right
you come get him weird for looking at a grown nigga mouth
nah bro y'all got it bro y'all got it y'all got it yeah I promise y'all bro y'all
got it I'm not even gonna try to compete yeah I win yeah I win I don't even want
to compete gotta be new gen paulkers oh bro y'all gonna be honest bro I was not
there for this though I won't say this though I didn't know about everybody
Why because of for night and among us and that's how I knew Pokemon and like Valkyrie
but
I was never no Congress watching they personally personally that's just never my speed
It never was
But I didn't know about them though. You got me
pin
Rap cat rap cat. I ain't copy. No change there. Yeah, I had a financial advice meeting today, bro
I'm not gonna I'm walking in this bitch. Just like 11 niggas waiting for me boy
you would have think of nigga just bro you would have
Bro, you would have thought I'm murdering me. It's a court case Joey on deck
Bro niggas was all in that bitch, bro a
whole intervention saying
Just know I'm in good hands, bro. We don't get this shit straight
But see I be sharing too much with y'all, but if in approximately a week I
I do not um do some shit for my taxes. I'm about to lose another 50,000
so
Yeah, bro, there's a lot going on, but I'll be telling y'all bro niggas think I just be sending my bag going into shit
Nick first of all, I don't even do that no more
second of all
Nigga be having real life shit going on bro
Welcome today. We are gonna dive into the exciting news of five star ex baddie hub
the story of the day it seems like max is having a stinky problem the question
is can max find out what a toothbrush is next story the community is fighting
about with her man like that's like funny with these theory boys bro can I
find out what a toothbrush is huh now niggas is real life fucking peon bro
niggas is not funny bro I'm letting you know this right now y'all it's
making up all these type of storylines.
Of course I know what a two,
I invented toothbrushes nigga.
Bro, I've been doing this shit, bro.
I'm squeaky clean gang.
Do you see these teeth?
White as could be.
Bro, y'all gotta get on my Johnson, bro.
Bunch of nasty mouth, dirty mother fuckers.
George Washington mouth in his bitch.
Talk about me, fuck out of it.
The question is,
can Max find out what a toothbrush it's?
Next story the community is fighting about
with her max should wear fort spray do you think you should get snickier the
next story max has lost all these holes to silky do you think max can gain his
niggas make it shit up you know let's talk about it bro no nigga who ever took
my bitch who ever took my bitch who ever took my bitch bro now y'all don't say
can't you know I want to know if the truth about the kenshi I'm gonna tell
Y'all want to know the truth?
Y'all want to know the truth?
I'm not gonna say no.
Y'all want to know the truth?
When that doony shit happened,
you, y'all remember that doony shit?
First of all, I was never with doony, brother.
Doony now has a boyfriend.
That's why she don't talk to me no more.
She now has a boyfriend.
She talking about, uh, you all you mistreated me.
We was always friends.
You felt me?
This guy on this shit for entertainment,
but I think she was ready to juice him
on some more shit,
but it was never that for my end personally, you know?
But I always fuck with her.
When that whole shit happened with Duny,
obviously it's chosen fun.
She was just at his concert.
I mean, it's not my girlfriend.
But that nigga actually hit.
That nigga was actually in somebody DMs.
And you ruined me.
That's why Daubo and these niggas
be coming on his bitch's end.
That nigga really tell ya.
And I'll be like, bro, just chill, bro.
but bro, bro, that's why I was always
from me trolling that on this shit.
But like real life nigga, yes.
But that's the only time besides that bro,
there's literally nothing.
There is nothing else, bro.
There is nothing else.
There is nothing else.
There is nothing else.
There is no other time.
Tell me, bro.
Now y'all singing dream winter, no.
That is my friend.
Bro, these are my friends gang.
Regardless though, there's only so many women
to go around in this world.
And ain't nothing wrong with shorty.
You're like niggas can do whatever they want, gang.
But bro, y'all niggas gotta stop saying niggas
taking my niggas never took my bitch.
When has Silky ever took my bitch?
When has Silky ever took my bitch?
No niggas ever took my, y'all saying little oh.
Ha ha ha.
Niggas said little oh, God, you're reflecting.
Y'all listen, gang, you're is my friend, bro.
Whatever they got going on is not my business, bro.
Y'all, these girls be my friends, gang.
Diana is not y'all. Okay. Y'all want to know the truth?
I was sick as shit when Diana was sleeping in silky room. I was sick as shit
But look though, I was really going through some real life shit
so it's like I couldn't come on here and troll about it because I was at you feel me
Diana was sleeping in his room, but I promise y'all remember I was like I'm going to bed. Okay. I had the phone up
I was, bro, I was sick as a bitch.
I'm like, well, mind you,
it was really just on some shit like, yo,
how could you do this to me, bro?
Because it's just so crazy to me.
Like how can you take Diana
and have a sleepover in your room with her?
This make me look like such a loser.
That's what it was for me.
You making me look like such a loser to all my niggas.
How can you do this?
Diana, how could you also do this?
How do you not see the problem with this?
The nigga just took my hose during the Love Island
and then you're gonna sleep in the nigga room.
I don't care if y'all slept across in different corners.
I know she was on the air mattress.
How?
My room has plenty of space for air mattresses.
Nigga, I can fit seven of them bitches in there.
You can invite all your cousins.
Bro, I'm telling you right now,
this shit had me sick.
I was tight as the hell.
Bro, I was on that couch so fucking bad, bro.
Bro, I was damn near tearing up.
Watching up, bro.
I was mad at shit.
I was mad at shit, bro.
Now, so I'll give him that.
He can have that, cause I was wild.
And then, yo, the nigga, Soki ain't sharing no wings with me.
But then Diana ate half the blade.
Bro, I was mad as hell.
He's now feeding her.
You wanna win?
And Soki, the type of nigga,
he do that shit just to do it, bro.
He do it just to do it.
I'm like, bro, why are you looking?
You feel me it's not even about the girls the fact that a nigga couldn't the fact that a nigga could even do that to me
You don't eat niggas. No, we're niggas. No, it's the fact that a nigga could even do that to you
Like you make me look like a powerless peon
How can you do this to me, bro?
That's the words bro. But anyways, yeah, that's it was besides those two times here this nigga go here
This nigga go L. I'm sorry, bro. I wasn't doing
Yo, Silky, fuck yo, this is your fault. See now I'm finna start talking shit. The niggas Silky literally is like
Bro, I just have a thing for niggas bitches. I love taking niggas bitches. I look broke quote unquote, bro
This is literally his words. I love knowing that I can take a nigga bitch
This is literally his words, bro. He's a fucking villain bro, bro
It's really how he is all camera, babe, and we're like for not so it's like
the fact
Even though I ain't not my girl. We know the principles you valley and I was trying friends you can see wherever
I just wasn't in the right state of mind. So I knew I would have been off some real emotional shit
If I start talking about it on cam but now I'm going for but like it's like bro
No bullshit
Hello, I'm all I can't get here
Bro, that shit was so fucked up. That's what was fucked up. I don't go fuck
that that if I would have did it to soak it I would have rubbed that shit in his
face for the rest of his life I promise you but but those are only two cases
bro Diana and then besides that you can't name one time you cannot name me
bro name me one time bro I'm reading check name me one time name me one time
Name me one time, bro
Connie what happened with Connie?
Connie and so he brought them doing handcuffs is nothing their friends. They know each other, bro
That don't mean nothing
But Diana was worse because she was my match in Love Island and then she slept in a different nigga room that same
Yo, bro, I'm flipping through the twist rings Jason and they were the black girl
Well, you could think this shit is literally bro. You would literally think this is a chat GPT's crew
Lacey would have been a
That got the baddest bit
Jason at bed with a bad girl
So he got something and then you got packed boy max on her couch watching it
Surveillance camps. This is embarrassing, bro. I'm like a lot, but I was like, well, what the fuck is wrong with me?
This is sick. It's sick. I mean
If you got a nigga booted
Nah, bro, that's a crazy night
All right, where was we at should where for spray do you think he should get stinkier the next story max has lost all his
Hose to silky never would never happen, but it did happen one time bro
Do you think max can gain his aura back and get his hose back next story females thinks max has the tizum
Is this a new method of getting hoes that's the last story see you next time
I
Think it's that you think so much you finna smell better when you use the first break. Yo, bro
How do I tell you I'm double I'm second guessing the first way, bro. I'm second guessing I am
Now look, I'm seeing me. So that's what I wanted to do. But so I think it said I don't want to see that
so
Now look just know if I do that first patient
That will be our most viral day of all time. I already know
because I'm seeing how this shit is but not everything's worth going viral for do
I want to go viral for thinking because you know the captions not gonna say max
uses far spray it makes people smell it's gonna be like oh my god it's gonna be
like oh my god right I know what it's gonna be so it's like do I really
want to do this to myself I don't know I don't know because I know what it's
gonna be so it's like damn bro I don't know I don't know I don't know bro I don't
know match got no aura anymore just pits niggas was telling me I got green
aura like what the fuck yeah yeah niggas is not funny I never was yeah I
never will but I forgot who was DMing me bros bro I got all type of people
sending me bullshit my friends hold on look like yo game niggas think they're
funny but I'm telling you bro it's it's mad annoying because it's like at a
certain point
somebody smile like
niggas is sending this in group chats yeah yes that's friend yeah niggas is
laughing yo bro you know what a nigga make a joke on you and then the whole
group chat react to it with the laughing face it's like damn bro okay
bro like you just kicked me too at that point like bro I don't even want
being this bitch no more but it's shit got like seven laugh emoji bro like you
feel me like I don't even want to be in this type of environment but as dick
running just keep going I just realized both Jason and Senna are the bridges
between Parkers and WL type shit as you see not even progress he's mixed
tWitch just feels like a loop of the same content with different creators
every year oh fuck out of here bro this shit is war my day thank you
Alan just let him be happy bro. Just let him be happy bro. Mom said we got
rave regimes at home. At the end of the day yo I will say this two things. Alan
got niggas doing his dances. That's one. Two is Alan. You saw me? He doing him bro.
Get off his dick. The fuck. I feel like he was hitting this shit. Remember in the
disaster december 27th niggas do a party in phase case on basement yo bro
not a lot bro if I find out my hole pulling up phase case on basement no
bullshit I'm not gonna we're done off the break I don't give a fuck of it
yeah I don't care I don't care I don't care but it's rats it's rats get the
fuck out of there it's certain things are you ready yeah dream oh can I go
to come a little longer ask of that please of that please please bro i don't know why i love
this night so much bro you know why it's just a legendary calm night but it was you know why
certain memories y'all remember happily because it was entertaining bitch this was a terrible night
i did not like this night fuck this night it's a bad night but y'all remember as oh my god bro
No, this was so funny bro. No, it wasn't bro. I was mad as shit y'all y'all be yo y'all don't know but y'all really be fucking shit up for me sometimes
And I excuse it because I love yo
But real shit bro. Y'all be fucking shit up
We know why
I watched this already
Young devil just call master after these chops
In five years this bitch is gonna look and feel like self titled cardi era
Now niggas in the comments said in five years no one will talk about net
They said the same about Cardi bro. That's what I'd be saying. Sometimes you just got to do you
But I hope reception change like this on the internet shit change every day
I'm telling you bro niggas used to say all type of bullshit about Cardi niggas are saying cat
Your
You wasn't there. There's just you just wasn't there bro. Carter used to get so shadow on bro
Now you look that as like a cop cuz he saw it through
But bro niggas used to say all type of shit nah, bro
Why a wonder bro the Millie rock shit that's it bro. He's not really doing nothing
He's not really doing anything bro. I promise you bro
So who knows where that'll be it just depend. I never seen this they say into somebody who smelled like shit was max
Another clip let's see
Bro, yeah
Bro y'all lame shit, bro. Yeah
Nick is doing body reviews to find more shit where I to try to find more shit will I smell like what?
Yo, man, one of these days is gonna be the great crash.
Bro, I know the amount of bullshit I've had to deal with
for the past month and a half.
What will this shit end?
Bro, it's been an L street.
Yo, this is the most legendary L street of all time.
It's up there, bro.
And it all started.
When did it just start?
SOG war.
Joel getting punched on, niggas caught flights.
Niggas walked away with two awards,
house damages and best war, even though I lost that war.
Oh my God.
Bro, where did this shit start?
It's like even when we take nubs, it's gotta be a hell.
Cash nasty.
It all started with cash nasty.
That nigga cash nasty sucked me dry.
No, it started with the snot rocket.
It started with the snot rockets.
Bro, you know the amount of times
we went viral for L's?
Bro, it literally started the first day of the Summertime.
The whole Summertime was a compilation of my losses.
Bro, day one, the stock market in Allen went ill.
It was down hill since then.
As soon as I met Diana.
Oh my God.
Oh my God, I must ruin my life for that bitch.
Die in the till, you're not a bitch.
I'm not trying to be an asshole.
But that asshole key, I'm thinking about it.
Yo, really think about it.
She got some type of jutsu on me, bro.
Ever since I met her, I started taking immense ills.
Even Cardi posted me that couldn't fight the lost streak.
It was just one dove.
It was a singular dove.
I think she hexed me.
Oh my gosh, bro.
Bro, how do I reverse this shit, bro?
Bro, this is not good.
I'm not gonna lie.
Bro, we got to cut this shit out.
Went viral for smelling.
Patrick happened three times lost board to SLG
silky took
three of
Jason the weenie and I gotta include the weenie cuz that's oh my god
Bro, what the fuck is this list bro?
Bro, what the fuck is this bro?
But I'm not gonna lie bro. Yo, I bro. We gotta get to the bottom this bro. What else am I missing?
bro what the fuck is this bro became depressed like damn nigga that's a
relation though bro what the fuck bro I think that's it bro what the fuck is
this list bro since me and I am slash start of the summertime because we
don't know if it didn't really start with her or did it start with dream I'll
bring in a lot snot rockets I went viral for snot rockets went viral for
Smelling lost water SLG silky took three of my wives Jason and when he punched on five-star store runner
Went viral for having autism. I'm not autistic
Found out I lost nine in a K this year
Lost first one of you went to cash Nassie
Lost a drag was put back, but I have hair me now
Have to pay 25 K and house damages
Leased awards at face-up with on a war show less than silky
Awards were for most damages and best word. I lost that war
KSI drunk got a handboy. Don't search the handboy. No longer face going boy. It's
everybody but me became depressed got thrown in a pool of argy
permanently lost voice still not the same it's I died now what's the good I
got reposted by Cardi hey damn bro now this is something bro how do we
reverse this juice to do I got a like blocker not a lot bro I think the
I think the good outweighs the bad.
I think the good outweighs the bad.
Bro, how do we reverse this, bro?
Do I got a blocker?
It dead ass all started that first day
of summertime, bro.
Bro, what the fuck, bro?
We might got to figure this out.
I'm saving this, bro.
Cause we got to add to it as it goes.
Bro,
bro, that's not real, bro.
This don't even look real.
This don't even look real.
80k subs in kairi niggas that d-book everyone got that d-book man of pu
bro nigga bro yo gang i literally came we just came back from hoping that
oh no niggas is funny as hell bro
yo we just came back from hooping bro we
literally just came back from hooping we
just came back from hooping bro
yo like bro niggas are in regardless
this is this is silky being silky bro
bro do y'all see this fuck niggas teeth
do y'all see his teeth bro how are
niggas like this problem are y'all
dead-ass dream of what I'm going to
this last post and then I'm ready.
This is bro.
What the fuck are y'all talking about, bro?
Nobody be, I didn't think I asked them.
Come on, bro, what the fuck?
This guy is sick.
First of all, I'm high as shit.
I was high.
Damn, now that ass look autistic, bro, what the fuck?
Oh, wait a second, I'm not that autistic,
look at that right.
Oh my God, bro, I need a PRT.
Yo, bro, look, bro, I don't care about nothing.
I gotta say, bro, this shit is all false
cat um at the end of the day bro you feel me this um this generational L streak this
shit will this shit will ever this shit doesn't continue forever bro i'm a winner i'm a winner
in god's grace you feel me how did not yo bro y'all are so funny bro damn i look you feel bad
what do you feel bad about if he you gotta come on stream like max said he wanted to knock a
a lie of Max can revive his career with the end of boot that shit will break the internet.
I got to get the baby on a jerk B bro.
Right now yes or no do I want the baby Jason motion growing meanwhile Max getting known
for wreaking.
Okay nigga the fuck yo bro I don't even know what this this comparison makes no sense.
Max need a new PR team a PR team ain't doing much since his own community doing dirty
and his report page and his org friends too.
He's baked.
Most of the batch they come from is calm,
clip pages of people on the outside, just run with it.
Ron retired his mom.
Lacey's on a weight loss journey.
Jason bought his parent cars.
Rage has aura.
Silky gets girls and Max is stinky, bro, I can't.
Mind you, this is bro profile pic.
Niggas don't want me to win.
Yeah, I watched how to get this shit straight.
Niggas don't want me to win.
In fact, it's more entertaining to see me lose
to y'all niggas.
but Niggas gonna act sad when I lose.
Right after y'all back, what did he do, bro?
Niggas the wanna see me lose and then be like,
no, bro, when will my go win again?
Niggas, you wanna see me lose, nigga?
Like, what are y'all talking about, bro?
Just in, leaks of messages,
Ava Zura reacting to Plack Moin.
It's content, Niggas crashed out on Mark Smash,
she got me in tears.
He a whole troll.
Oh my lord, I'm dead.
Nah, you think I'm funny?
Oh, shit, okay.
Nah, nah, Ava, look, Ava, look, look, look, look, look, look.
Look, you know, you know that I know that you know.
That I know that you know that we know.
You funny?
So personally, I think for whatever emotion
you have in the pie to me, the albinics,
like we should just push back to design.
It really like, bro, were you in the stream?
Might be my biggest stream of all time.
To this point, to this point, we just like,
from me, like, even if we're like no cat, no bossy,
this shit deeper than content though,
it's deeper than content.
But what I'm saying is, even if it's not there,
we could at least do business.
But aside from business like this shit deeper than business you know me and you know that I know that you know
that we know
Bummy now y'all saying college
Y'all say college
Safety embarrassment also, I don't have her number anymore because as I told her no I had to delete it
Because of instances like this. I got to stop embarrassing myself, you know
Stop giving people energy that don't care about you. You got me real sick now
As I was saying, um, I mean it's Claire's day like
Oh
Yo who remember this fit pic niggas was saying I was getting fat y'all remember this shit
yo I smoke that night bro and you know it's funny I wasn't even smoking like
that when was this this was like January I think maybe February
Yo dream of 730?
I bet like that's our firm time
anyways move this shit wait what is this Japan was not the first time
Max encountered new jeans
I can even say that I'm streaming on one day, it's just a laughing
It's just a laughing
Give me 15 minute beat, I'll turn it to a message
She said once a girl, I don't want to have any damn message
Bro, you're gonna take my song and mash it up with that k-fucking K-pop beat
At least put it on Faggot beat
This shit not even on beat, right?
Come on, bro, it's not even on beat
Dumb and caddy's beat, she's not strong for the Calvary
I'm a dumb and caddy's beat
I play diamonds on my pinkies, got a millions, like you
Got it done, it's gonna help me, but she better not punch on me
Nigga didn't even try, bro
Let's go out to the ministry, I'll punch my side to sleep
I'll ask the one who's smiling, tell me this, she better not punch on me
Anyways, though, um, yeah bro, like we've been doing this new genie shit, bro
I made that sorry ass shit, nigga proud, get the fuck out of her
We are so back hashtag made but she laughing because dude is such a fucking loser
Yeah, you know, I blame for starting this lose this like this loss of shit
I think Dillion because I'm not gonna lie bro now Dillion made it popular to hate on me, bro
And now all y'all niggas think y'all on some haters in all y'all hate me bro. Where's my lovers?
This shit is fucking sad, bro, I'm dead ass
This one is crazy LMFAO
You really need to stay off the internet.
I recognize this one.
This?
This phase, Max.
You really need to stay off the internet.
I recognize this one.
This one?
Yeah.
What do you mean by this one?
I recognize this one as opposed to the rest.
What do you mean?
So, we're one, we're just, it's?
Yes.
We're talking about, was that a crazy thing to say?
I'm talking about FaZe people!
And it's not recognized as this one!
This one is crazy.
Isn't it?
Y'all!
So please do watch it out.
Okay who else is there?
Lasix, FaZe, Max.
You really need to stay off the internet.
I recognize this one.
This one?
Yeah.
What do you mean by this one?
I recognize this one as opposed to the rest.
So we're one like just we're just it's
No bullshit, bro some niggas some niggas parents be wild
Dad is fucking nuts. I ain't never seen his niggas scramble like this. You don't even move that fast, bro
he moved like a fucking sloth. What are you doing? Nothing. He was just streaming.
Yo, can I remove this from the condo? Please? Thank you.
Brother's no way. It was a real photo of the shower. Niggas in third grade.
I'm crying. Doing homework and watching black boy max niggas in third
I'm crying this don't this don't show you you've only
For you to stop making music bitch ass nigga, what do you want to say damn what AJ? What the fuck? What do AJ do?
What the fuck?
Why is banks helping this motherfucker?
We better start me verse of that
Smarter than a fifth grader
That's 730 anymore four minutes
We're leaving the city, we're going to go to another state,
another state, I don't know what we're doing,
we're going to figure it out.
We had to leave Los Angeles, the whole committee,
I don't know what the fuck time and case shit
they got going on, but they decided to LA basically.
We have no, no, no, no restrictions to fill me anymore.
We have 24 hours to leave this house.
So with that being said,
I'm going to be hosting the craziest party
in LA history tonight.
I'm going to try to get around 2,000 people,
the craziest DJ, the craziest performer.
I'm going to have the craziest night of my life tonight.
I'm going to get like the craziest shit possible to happen to another guy.
And I'm going to make sure that I go out on the bank, you know?
So I'm going to get that in motion.
And yeah, we're going to kick out of this house.
We have 24 hours to leave.
I'm going to start packing this.
Nigga, nothing was said about Bex.
Shit. And then before that, I'm going to kick out of there anymore.
When did anything get said about Bex?
Oh no, Max noticed the dude who stank.
Oh my God, y'all about to roll y'all see it was all cool when it was a little means with the and standing clip 30 clip
Man, you know, it was all cool when it's back, but now niggas making think these are not a lot about bro
I'm dead-ass by the disappear
Yo, this shit may piss me. Yo, this shit that asked me wrong. I'm over
I'm gonna see that man Park when max and how at the time you like comes rockin board
He's got speaking people cover their nose there are like women because it's flexible so bad
I'm not gonna lie, I'm gonna lie for him because I've had moments like that in my life, which is a really embarrassing to admit.
But I've had moments like that in my life because I have seen that disease and I didn't know I have seen that disease.
And when I was diagnosed, they didn't tell me the severity of it.
And so I was like, okay.
I want to share their story, bro.
Yo, man, this is fucking beautiful, bro.
People with mouth diseases, they are literally born with steak mouth.
They're literally able to relate to me. That's how bad niggas think I stink.
Yo. Yo.
It was fuckin hard gang, it's hard bro, fuck yeah.
I promise, I'm having to tell them I like, no.
Not it's hard gang.
This is big bro, it's hard bro.
It's hard, this is hard.
This is hard, let's start this bitch over,
let's start this bitch over, bro.
I'm gonna see that man I'm gonna watch
when I'm watching how every time he comes around
before I start speaking, and people come in there
and they run away from him because it's so bad.
Not that's me, that's me.
I'm gonna go on the last one because I've had moments
like that in my life, which is a really amazing
I was like, I don't know why I didn't see that disease, and when I was diagnosed they
didn't tell me the severity of it, and so I was like, okay, I'm allergic to gluten, whatever.
I'm going to keep eating gluten, my gluten tastes so good, I don't care.
And I kept eating like gluten, and I didn't know that that meant that the food is not
that disgusting, it is just sitting in my stomach and just marinating in there.
So my breath smelled like poopoo kaka, and my breath smelled soul rake.
And I knew it did, but I didn't know why it did, and I thought the question was
I didn't know why I'm a vegetable survive, right?
I didn't know everybody else could smell it though.
So I'm sitting in the classroom today
and this boy has a piece of paper on his desk
and he's like, boy, I'm on it,
he need to pick up the wiggle
because he's gonna find that we entertaining.
Yo, imagine niggas literally making homemade fans
because they'll breast it.
I promise y'all, this ain't me, man.
This ain't me, bro.
I need to get the clips off on me if you ever meet me.
Yo, no boys out there, y'all know right now.
The day a nigga come up to me, say,
Max, can I get a pic?
Take the pic and have the nerve to pinch their nose?
That's the day I'm getting my first fight and I may go to jail. I'm so serious. I'm letting y'all niggas know
Don't shoot there. I was well. I'm so serious. I'm not showing the Chinese
Don't do that. I will bro. Don't do that. So I'm not playing with you. I'm just has niggas. Don't you fucking dare
Don't you fucking dare? I will go to jail that day
I'm letting you know this right now, bro
That else continue what?
Well, I joined her live and she's talking about
And the wind from his mouth could hit me in my face.
So I said, you're like, blow on the piece of paper and it's getting in my face.
And he said, I just want your hot breath from here, but you don't see me.
You don't hear me say, do you?
I said, and he said it loud, and he yelled it at me.
I was like, hey, you're like getting that in my face.
He yelled it back at me.
Everything the process was going to be.
I was like, yeah, I'm not going to go out, bro.
You're telling me that you eat in glitter or stomach, not digesting.
It means your breath smells like poop.
What is that? Two points out of one.
What else?
Wait, where did I put it?
No.
Alright.
Oh my God.
Yeah.
Wait, what are we talking about?
Okay, yeah.
She said, and your eye is probably happening because of the
5-2-3 glue.
And I'm having a re-introduction right now because I ate out the other day and I guessed
the food was cross contaminated and I didn't know, right?
But I thought it was round-of-the-world free food and I guess it wasn't.
Ah, you're hot too.
And the fuck out of my shit right now.
Are we doing this?
Yes, bro.
Let's do it.
What's going on?
Just going down.
Wait what happened just talked a lot. I saw recap I saw you do the good and the bad that what happened with the sabbathon
Honestly, can we review it can we put under review here?
Where is it, bro? Okay? Yeah, see look at this. You got you got to try to balance this out, right?
Repose it by Cardi. That's a pretty big dump, right?
but
Then what happened afterwards is you went viral for sound rockets went viral for smelling multiple times your most viral clip ever
I think is you smelling super shitty in Ulta
You lost your word SLG. This was about a few times. You might want to put like
times four or five for that one
So if you took three in my wife, I don't know it was that high Jason and we beat on punch
I got to put all caps on this like really and to emphasize this shit, but
Punch punch on five star so run. We're viral for having autism. I've been there. That's regular
Found out I lost 900k. Oh that one was yeah, that one's a good that one's gonna sting
Lost 1v1
Stouts bad too first ever right?
Lost a dread
25 came damages. Oh, we already figured out the splits. This is bad. This is actually getting worse
Lisa words at the face of a thawing award in your worst war for those damages in best war
or Amy lost a fucking war.
Oh my fucking god, this is not looking good.
KSI dropped.
To the beat.
Holy shit, became depressed.
No longer phase going away.
You did get that title strip by Lacey too.
Just took it and ran with it.
He's got that ward in his room actually.
Thrown in the pool.
Just happened a few times, bro.
You're beating, you're gonna do like,
probably like 10.
Premierly lost voice.
That was kind of fired though.
And then Tonda, yeah.
Uh, night no man.
Jesus Christ, you plug and sketch a shit up too.
Night no man.
Yo, what is good bro?
Do you just hate showering or like you just don't,
you like you go put on the odorant?
Can you walk me through how these narratives started
with you and you just fucking having a hundred stench?
I walked into the theater today and when I saw Max,
I d-maxed up, I smelled a fuck ton of cologne.
He is not playing no more.
He's gotta goddamn much the dump half the bottle on yourself today
The crib I have a bad sense of smell too. So now I will say he is taking the necessary
precautions to
Make sure you don't smell
Which is fire, you know I'm saying
But like I don't know what's going on though like how did this happen?
You just don't do shower with just straight water. You don't do the body wash and all that no shampoo
What do I say to you right now?
I shower like a normal human being at that time.
I shower like a normal human being.
I wake up, I get ready, I get in the shower.
I use, I'm gonna take you through my, through my routine.
Yeah, nighttime routine.
Run me through all the morning.
The morning.
Yeah.
I get in the shower.
I strip down.
I get in the shower, bro.
I'll be in that shower for like 10 to 20 minutes.
Right?
I just don't know where you can get for life, but go ahead.
I get in the shower, bro.
I have, currently I have native body wash. I be switching on my body wash.
I got native, I just cannot keep going, bro.
I have native vanilla body wash. I put it on my scrubber. I got to scrubbing.
I cleanse myself after doing that.
Put that down. I get everything to the balls. Everything. I get everywhere.
No spots missed. Toes.
Then I take my face wash
and I wash my face. I wash my face in the shower.
I get out of there.
I dry off with the towel.
Today I oiled my hair
because I want to keep it oiled because I got kind of hair meat now.
Why are you making faces?
I'm just I'm just like this just not believable.
No, I'm just I'm just I was reading some funny messages in the chat, bro.
Anyways, though
After that dry off
Um, I'll put my clothes on last I'll be naked his hair on the bathroom when I do my shit every nigga different though
So I got the towel on I'm in the shower. I put
Normally I'll be putting my minoxidil on which is my shit for my hair around
But I didn't do that today cuz I'm I cut still tight fresh
So basically that's what happens, right?
I'm gonna do, what the fuck?
I'll do my natural body, I didn't do that.
So I just hit my shit with the face lotion
because it also got sunscreen in there,
my syrupy, put that on a plank, wink, wink, wink.
Yeah, yeah, and this is what you did today.
Every day.
Okay, not even in the past.
Yes.
As a sepulton house too.
Yes.
Okay, are we, yeah, like 1000% like.
You know what's so funny bro?
If y'all go back in the vibe, there were days
Every time I got back from the gym
I showered
There were days these other stank ass niggas
Marinated it and they chaired for the whole day after the gym
But I'm the nigga!
Getting this bogey and sticky!
After I put the face, uh, uh, uh, uh, the face moisturizer
Deodorant, bang, bang, bang, bang
How many swipes?
How many is I need?
How many is I need, baby?
It's not enough, it's not gonna suffice.
Max, you gotta double it.
Take what you're doing right now and double it.
Take what you're doing right now and fucking triple it.
You gotta do something.
Drafted changes need to be made.
They didn't get to a point, it's getting to a point now.
You got guests coming here and it's like, it's bad.
You got this, you're sticking up this whole
fucking shit, you're in the living room now.
People are gonna come, everybody else's guests
are gonna smell this shit.
It's fine, but it's just this punch and stanch that just like fucking follows you like there's like these green particles
And it's like it's almost like it's not like it's like a cartoon
You know I'm saying and you need a fucking stop
It's fine though like when I first moved into the face grip and I was just a little good
I didn't know a lot of shit either
You just gotta stop showering with just water water doesn't do it, right?
That's like like I was having this conversation with silky like when my mom when make chicken
and she would just rinse it off with water.
What the fuck are you talking about?
And then put it in the oven and cook it straight.
But she really should have put seasonings on it
and other shit and it would have taken away
more stupid fake decent fire.
You know what I mean?
You gotta start fucking showering with shampoo, bruh.
It's the same thing.
It's an analogy.
Put this marble on.
Oh yeah, okay, let's talk about the fucking thing.
I put the fucking deodorant on.
I have dove, I put the deodorant on.
After I do that, I apply my cologne.
It's, it's, it's, the Valentino is what I went with today.
That is one thing that I know is a fact, not cap.
He does have cologne and he does wear that.
But that doesn't always mask the stench.
Anyways though, my fragrance, I put on Valentino,
that's how I was feeling.
Then after that, that I brushed my teeth
and then we was done.
I'm trying to see if I'm forgetting that face lotion, deodorant, oil for hair, tea brush.
Now we added that bit of fat and my toothpaste of choice, which I've been putting these niggas
on, is, oh I forgot my E.L.'s hand lotion, gotta put lotion on, don't want to be ashy.
I ain't ashy.
You can't call a nigga ashy.
And then, I put aquaforon in a tattoo and then on my lips and then I apply, no,
I brush my teeth and my toothpaste of choice is the Colgate Whitener.
The Colgate Whitener.
Yeah.
But a Colgate toothbrush.
Bro, that's a good ass routine, yeah?
Nigga, I'm not reading chat from my routine, fuck nigga!
Fuck wrong with that nigga!
The fact that you just freestyle that whole shit, what are you?
You're tough for that.
You're tough for that.
I don't know.
I thought I was a good liar.
You have been picking up on shit, you just freestyle the whole fucking routine
and made up a bunch of lies and I don't know that was impressive you sold it to you sold it to
but when they're going to start rubbing their hands together you know that they're lying
all right you know what yeah okay these things are funny tomorrow tomorrow i'm doing i'm dropping a
vlog and this is what i'm going to start doing i want to start dropping falls anyway tomorrow
i'm going to drop a vlog straight to the youtube before stream morning routine yes morning routine
Yeah, I want everything I don't know fucked up
Tick tock on YouTube fuck up black boy matches morning routine you guys gonna see it first hand wake up off the wake up
Straight to the fucking straight in front of the camera. No type of
Intermission in the bathroom. You might wake up you do wake up and get shitty off the rim
No, I don't actually might fucking play no
You think that was just a day the fuck I'm out. I'm starting to piece it together
You know how we would wake up and go to the gym you would always be like wait
I've got to get shitties before the gym you were just basking in a shitty stench
And then you're going out into the real world. Oh my fucking god
That's it max. That's it right there
That's it right there
Niggas trying to diagnose me bro like I gotta do holy shit
You go when you wake up in the morning like Max, let's go hit the gym
You're like holy shit before I go into the gym and go public and go be around a bunch of
like real people.
Let me get shitty and let me bask in the stench
of this shittiness for 15 to 20 minutes.
You've seen the toilet for 15 to 20 minutes
and you're just like bathing in this aroma
and just like it's like mad.
And then it's like mad weird.
Then you come in the car and it's like,
I gotta roll the windows down.
I gotta do that AC setting where like filters
the air from the outside of the car,
put the moon roof fucking way back.
I gotta take hella precautions.
I can't believe you're doing this right now.
I can't believe you're feeling this.
I just figured it out.
I cannot believe this nigga died of fitness in the bullshit.
What do you mean?
Bro, you got poop on you.
Bro, there's niggas in chat saying you need to do a lie detector.
Bitch, for my mortal people, I need to do a lie detector
on whether I brush my fucking teeth out.
Bro, y'all niggas are real.
The fuck is chat talking about?
Nah, yeah.
I say that, say that.
All y'all niggas some hoes.
Tomorrow, I'm dropping a morning routine vlog.
Fuck all y'all niggas.
Fuck all y'all niggas.
I'm gonna teach y'all how to clean your body.
Cause I'm 16, vlog, you could probably drop that shit on buying.
Six seconds max morning routine.
Let's fucking get it.
Woohoo, put it on game.
Let him know.
Bring Lacey bro, I can't do this one more time.
Bring Lacey, bring Lacey, bring Lacey.
Bring Lacey, maybe he's stupid.
That's gonna be the fastest morning routine in history.
Bring Lacey bro.
Yo, I don't gotta explain shit to y'all bro.
I gotta explain shit to y'all bro.
Cause I know I'm a clean ass nigga.
Just smelling nigga, brushes teeth, flosses,
the whole nine bro, the whole nine.
Now I'm a once a day flosser,
but I'm a twice a day brushman, keeping a buck.
See I keep it bro with niggas.
I keep it bro regardless I smell good.
Bro, bro, the clip where I breathed on him bro,
we literally just ate sushi with Edamame and Soapsauce.
She that would make sense.
Exactly bro niggas don't eat me knowing that.
You don't have bad breath.
I will say that.
You definitely don't have bad breath.
Hey yo, you make it sound like we kissing.
Like how would you,
No, but I feel like I would be able to make that happen, you know what I'm saying?
What is he doing? A parasocial battle still?
Tell that nigga, wrap it up, we all know he'd like to get his girlfriends from his friends, look at it.
Bro, tell him wrap it up, bro.
Anyway, fuck, I had to doubt, we gotta wait.
You think I should go back to Blond?
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, Chad, do y'all think I'd actually go back to Blond?
Yo, let me call up my barber and please, let me just let him give you a hair line, bro.
What do you mean a hair line? How do they give a hair line?
This is what my he fought. I know this is your shit not supposed to look like a bat signal, bro
Come on, bro. I'm so serious. Let's go cold though. No, no, no
Oh, chat do I do I go back blonde? I don't know they were flaming the amazing shot. They said damn you fucked up
You gotta go back blonde. I don't know. This is my natural color
I just shaved it off cuz it was like blending. Yeah, what's up, bro? Are you busy tonight?
Could you pull up and give my bro a haircut he needs a hairline? I need a hair line
How do you just get that we add on now?
How do you just get a hairline your idea acting like this is like something you can add to your Amazon cart?
No, I'm just like this is what my shit is bro
I don't want to do the art you talk about the spray shit. No with the artificial hair line
I
Don't know we gotta try to put the Batman game
This is the best. No, we gotta see you with a lineup, bro
We what is that? No, I got me. It's never got a lineup. I'm sure it was it bro
What is the fight that is a line? What is that nigga? I don't know what that is
You've got to get a lineup, bro. How do you have tattoos, but never got a line up
Cuz I always had long hair always had hair on my head that just it didn't matter
It didn't matter always went over the top
Do I do the fucking hair? What are you so we got what are you gonna do when he pulls up?
Yeah, come here. You don't come here. He don't you know save you up
But the most important part is he don't give you a hair line for the first time
How do you give a hair line to someone that this is fine? That's what I'm not fucking picking up bro
You got it everybody has a lot and that's what they're stuck with
They must have a hair line you can't you could do shit in Turkey you can spray shit on it
You can't just give some of my hair. Yes, you can bro come close to the camera
Now
Explain it to me
What oh
Fuck oh my god might be child. Yo, why did you just do that do what?
Why did you just say oh my god and do this you know what?
I swear. No, I didn't
No, I swear I saw I saw yeah, it was it was it was a whitehead here. Yeah, see that's what I did that for
I swear everything I love I didn't do that for a clip or nothing
It just I went like this because I had seen something on my nose on the side of my nose see right there. Yeah
Yo, bro, I promise y'all bro. I'm down with this
No human being deserved the treatment that I've gone through since meeting Diana
That is unfortunate series of affairs that had transpired after your origins
I guess this is what we got bro. What do you think? Oh, okay, so now the skills are starting to balance out
Oh, yeah, yeah
Yeah, tough. I didn't even know Kyrie followed. Yeah. Yeah, that's so fire. Yeah, you should do some shit with him
I didn't respond to me. I did it
Yeah
Didn't respond
To me though, so that's like someone that's kind of like neutral then I put that in a new like a new new section of neutral
I don't think he was did you think you you kind of aiming too high you got to take this one step
But okay, so we're just gonna discredit every single one.
I mean, bro, I'm just being honest, bro.
Yeah, I did that, yeah.
Okay, so it looks like then you probably could,
yeah, it probably just, just, okay.
So it looks like you're gonna have to move it forward here.
Let's try to get this on the frame here.
Yeah.
Bad, hey, when you break it down like this
and you really look at this from an analytical perspective,
Oh my God, I think I started talking about bullshits.
She might've had, she might've set off a series of events
that had caused all of this shit.
Think about this shit.
None of this shit, it's like a domino effect,
butterfly effect of hell, you know what I'm saying?
Cause she came in and then nothing good happened.
Nothing good happened.
Just, and then look at this.
Not even just like, it wasn't just like one thing,
two things, this happened actually three times,
like you tripled quadruple dip on everything bad one the phase
So
Me point leaderboard come on
Come on
Be DDG 1v1
Yeah, I mean that's something that was you should have done
If you would have lost to him, I don't think that's that big of a duck
You know, okay, so it's like okay the phase. Let's look at this one the phase point leaderboard
The only reason you want is because I accidentally spun the wheel in the white room you wouldn't even fucking stood a chance
I would have sat in that room. I would have been in that room to this day
So you really want off of a fluke some Mickey Mouse fucking phase win. That's why you got your thousand
So that she was bogus as hell. She was bullshit. You know it. You weren't supposed to win
Because I would have won the white room. I would have won the 500 points. So
Take that off of there nigga. How would you have won the white man? I wasn't leaving the white room
You know I wasn't leaving the right but you want a flu fuck no you want a fucking flu
My ADD kicked in I said oh fucking wheel. Let me spin it
Bro look how many to be ready to discredit wins fuck out of her that
One of faith one leader board. That's a wing. There's no way. That's a win nigga
I got the thousand get this son nigga. Yeah, yeah, that's a way that's a win bro. Yeah, that's a fucking way
Okay, okay, you're right. I'm awesome. Hey shit
What does this is this enough to balance out?
All right guys, is it balanced? Yes or no all of that shit. Is it balanced? Yes or no?
Bro, what like what type of plumber is this man? This is the worst
Yeah, you took a you took a lot like what type of this definitely not main character plumber
There's not even side character plot.
You might be honest, like a regained two main character.
Yo, this is literally like an arc.
Comedic relief.
Yeah.
You think?
Yes.
You did get a hemorrhoid too on some crazy funny shit.
Like who's ever writing these scripts or they're just really heavy on, heavy on you.
This honestly couldn't be even like the beginning.
This could be a villain origin story if you look at it.
This could be your origin story into some evil, dark, sadistic, twisted, joker plot level
evilness.
I'm the comedic relief.
It starts as a joke but then these things keep happening and you start getting more snappy
and this and that and then one day you just blow this whole shit up and start, you know
what I'm saying?
Like on some super fucking like, oh Max went crazy.
Like on some villain shit.
This could be the, or like it's like a crossroads.
You either go this way or you go this way.
I don't know.
One or the other.
other. I'm not gonna I didn't hear a word you just say. I still think Lacey's
comedic relief. But you just bit you just been on a really like a serious drought
like big drought. Okay, okay. That's a maybe feel a little better. Okay. Yeah. Yeah.
I do still think Lacey is the comedic relief, which is fine.
you just you may have taken that mantle for the past 30 some days 30 plus days so
okay a dad you filming you've been doing this for a long time what do I do to like
reverse this bro you guys how do you go from golden boy to community relief yeah
I don't know listen you're your trajectory right now is all over the
place I'm saying you gotta go listen you gotta just go on a regain now from
this point on you just gotta you gotta start taking little dough gotta see
Duke. That would seriously launch you way back into, you know what I'm saying? Think about
this. You do that, you get some clips, are you shifting him? That could send you right
back on a fast track from Golden Boy. Because think about it, before the sub-a-thon, it was
dubbed, dubbed, dubbed. Like damn, Max is good at everything. Max is like, how's Max?
You know what I'm saying? Like you're doing this, you're doing that, you're doing this.
And then the sub-a-donna was like, okay, the store runners are getting tossed, Tay's fucking getting his ankle, you know, like that.
Unfortunate, but that all falls back on you, but it wasn't directly because of you, like, but five-star, they're in a rebuilding phase right now.
You are the face of five-star. You've got to also rebuild that and come back heavier and harder and more dialed in.
Like you know when Damien Lillard hit that setback three against OKC and they fucking nuked the whole franchise and kicked everybody out
And then they slowly rebuilt and now look at OKC was number one in the West last year
That's what you need to do
Silky is Damien Lillard
He stepped back hit a 300 your face in the playoffs and a game seven at the buzzer and nuked OKC it's on George has no
No, no he doesn't so why would I
What is Paul what Paul George got sent to fuck off?
Why are we talking about Paul George?
Well, OKC has no ranks.
You're missing the fucking point.
OKC is number one in the West.
They were number one in the West last year,
and they were fucking dog shit for years.
Their whole franchise got fucking new
because of that Damien Lillard 3.
Think about it, they sent everybody off after that.
That's the position you're in.
You guys just got done so bad, so filthy on a big stage.
You got to go into a rebuild.
You got to shoot motherfuckers.
You got to make trade.
You gotta do some shit in the free agent market.
And like, that's what I'm saying.
Like to get back on track, to win some dubs,
you gotta slowly not only rebuild yourself,
but five star with it.
Think about it.
There's parallels here in the basketball world.
I have no choice.
I guess I got to, bro.
I'm telling you, Shosh Giddy, relax.
Relax, nigga.
No, I am not just-
I don't think so.
Yeah, yeah.
No, no.
Like I don't know something
Well, I mean
You know shit happened like happened. Um, we're good though, bro
Like bro, this shit not going you think you should go ahead for every bird like this is not no
No, I'm saying you're just in a you're in a you're in a transitional period now
We're coming off of this you're in a rebuild mode and then you're on a fast track for that number one slot
That's what I'm saying fast that's like a bullet train
And there's specific moves you can make
I bet it no
So you want me to rap and be like I got reposted by Cardi, but he ain't responding my game
So I'm but like like explain why like
I mean like show a good light of yourself, you know
You know me if you talking about
You are you following? What's he saying? You just got the song retaliate to everything that?
All I should talk about you know what the fuck are you talking about?
I don't know what you're talking about. Yeah, I don't you're not making a good ass. Don't know
I was trying so hard to understand am I tweaking
Hey celery, that's good buddy. I missed you
So you want me to be like I want a bottle for smelling it all to beauty
But prove like yourself like how nice it is prove it right though. You're not gonna be wrong prove I smell no
Prove it right. What's that?
Fucking me
He's off of that shit
Chad, is Allen making sense?
No.
You know what I mean?
It's like, it's like a retaliation song, like, I've never done that.
Well, like, a retaliation.
Yeah.
We're talking about rice pudding.
They're saying, na, na, na, na, fag, na, fag, na.
They say, speak it.
No, you are saying words.
That is true.
Well, they just don't make any sense.
No, I think you leave this in the past.
You gotta stop thinking about this shit, all right?
You can do the breakdown.
You can go up here
Revisited break it down day by day frame by frame study where you went wrong with the game feel sure that's cool
But I bought think you should do just you got a move for you got start putting dub on the board
You got to put start putting shit underneath this the good guys are putting shit here start putting more shit here
Okay, all right. That's what you gotta do start putting shit right here. Look at first stream back in W
WT guys cooked up a banging. There's one right there, but then they want oh
The bad offset cuz he did get a whiff of your
Stench which did too is viral. Oh fuck boom. It's like and this is what I said every W has been a hell
The most viral clips wasn't this all we made
That is true. It wasn't it wasn't a preview song. How about you just hard? It was the niggas smelly
How about hard reset hard reset from last check point?
Everything else stays back there new new game
new man started
Right you guys ready? I think you know I'm ready as hell, bro. I'm ready as hell. Let's go. Let's do it
Dream oh, can you pull it up? Please take your seat guys
The barber gonna be here at 930
Please take your seat because I'm giving a doubt a hair long room. I don't I need to like talk to him about this
Today as I know
Adapts like to study pictures. He's pretty fucking stupid. Me niggas think I'm stupid too because of some gaming clips
Maybe I don't know why niggas think I'm stupid, but niggas think adapts stupid
We are probably the two of what niggas thunk or thought
Was the most stupidest in phase
Stupid niggas me and a dad so to figure out who's the stupid or who's stupid who's the most stupid
Me and a dad will be doing
All you smarter in the fifth grade
Who's the dumb one be one fuck with me head-to-head for who's the dumbest?
Now we have everything prepared. We got a camera angle. We got desk. We got notebooks
ladies and gentlemen
It's time. Yeah, what do you guys think's dumb or max or a death run the prediction
You know the chat who's done. We all you got a cold. Do you have conditon?
No, he didn't give me the password.
Here, can you follow him?
Run a prediction right now of who y'all think is better.
They're all saying you and my chat, Max.
Who y'all think, wait, who y'all think is gonna,
wait, did you run a prediction for who's gonna win
or who's gonna lose?
Lacey, think about this.
Who's gonna win?
Maude's running a prediction in my chat.
Who you guys think wins, Max?
Who do you gotta win it?
Who's the dumbest?
Me or Max?
God.
I'm letting you know he's definitely not me, Burr.
Yeah, fuck with me, Tampa.
come on let's get it if y'all want to win if y'all want to win I will be smart
here I will be smart you showers today no oh god
I'm glad your hair's not so good.
I'm not like the firm.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
That's not oil.
That's super sick.
What's your point?
It's not oil.
It's my dread oil.
It's all good stuff.
It's good.
This can see the...
This is my dread stuff.
I need to buy this one.
Come on.
This chair acts.
Is there anybody to do this?
Yeah.
That's what we're supposed to do.
Yeah.
It's too much.
Not good, right?
Yeah, I got you out.
Now, you out.
Too much of this shit.
You look at that.
Ready?
Over to right.
Shut up.
I gotta turn this side.
All right.
Pick it up.
Like this.
Like that.
Like that.
Yeah.
Bro, at least you didn't have to do that.
Where did my dick there on?
Two of my feet.
Oh my god.
A little more.
A little more.
A little more.
A little more back.
No.
Look this side up.
I'm going to do the waist that side.
Yeah.
I'm going to do that.
I'm going to do that.
All right.
Should we do it?
It came up.
All right, boys.
Now!
Put your boys in a prediction!
You are?
I don't know who I got.
Oh, this is big.
I got back to my new one.
Yeah, what are the odds for this?
I gave him a hundred.
Chad, what are the odds?
Negative 100 is good.
Max is minus 100?
Yeah, I mean you're your favorite.
Yeah, I mean I think he's your favorite.
Oh, shit.
I don't think he's favorite it.
I think I'm fucking hard in there.
It's just so far.
You're close to mine.
You're saying it really could go anyway?
Yeah.
Damn, I know what you gotta do.
No, no, stop, stop, stop, stop.
I'm so fucking locked in here.
Wait, what are the percent?
Oh, it's 72% on a deck in my chat.
that in my chat being the winner
Let's go minus seven twenty those numbers need something. They're both coming shit doesn't matter
Whoever that dude is he's hot to me brah
This shit is seriously
Super fake tough it was like a saw it was a it was a max song we got tick tock
I saw it was like you blow in my shit you hot
That's the bar.
That's the bar, though.
That bar was man-toddly.
That bar was...
That's the bar, though.
Change up.
This is sick.
You fuck with a lazy?
Yeah.
What?
What does this mean, Jesus?
We're gonna open it.
We're gonna work out with it.
Yeah.
We're not going to be real here, right?
Really?
Are you there today?
Oh, that's tough.
That's a tough set up.
And today our host boys is the one and only Lacey.
Of course, himself.
himself.
Let's do it.
Today we have, are you smarter than a fifth grader?
Adapt versus Max?
The odds so far, it looks like Adapt is favorite here.
First off, let's get a few questions that dapped.
What was your high school GPA?
High school GPA.
I don't know, I can't exactly pinpoint it.
I know I had a higher KD though,
for a fact I killed it.
And I was a strict shotter.
I was coming in, I was jumping off the map.
Like so my KD was tanked.
Oh God, Max, what was your high school GPA?
Um, you know, I still have four points.
You know, I was smart.
I was smart.
The fuck is that?
I was a smart nigga, I tried in school,
I had a 4.2 on my work tour, I played hard,
I smelled good, that was my type of shit.
I was like a, I was borderline valedictorian
but I just gave that all up
cause I was doing YouTube and shit.
True story though, true story.
So you didn't know I had a 4.2.
All right, so let's get into it.
Which one should go first?
You gotta pick what they would do.
Yeah, but is it one of the,
oh, no, who wants to pick the subject first?
Matt, let's go, I want it right?
I'm gonna tell you right now if y'all ran predictions bet the house on the nigga cuz I am not gonna lose
Okay, let's go. Okay
So how does it follow over?
My GPA in high school. I had a three a three point three point eight
Yeah, you gotta watch out because when you
Chop first question for that. I didn't even see it. Why are you sorry answer?
Yeah, I mean, it's right fucking there. Yo dream a lock in guys. Let me get a dream of snacks
My cousin, you know, bro. I'm not gonna lie
Do this move move it move the screen
It doesn't need to it doesn't need to be up there. Oh, it's just the chat can't see it doesn't get like why you have it
I know it was like that. Yeah. Yeah
You could just put it right there
So only you could see it or Lacey can read it. I can read it up for me. Oh, yeah
Yeah, we don't need to see it.
Oh yeah, we don't need to see it, facts.
That's C!
That's C.
That's fine, just keep it there, it's fine, it's fine.
God's remosat.
All right, let's get started.
Okay, math.
Just don't look, let's just not look.
First quick, should I ask that first question or no?
No, no, no.
Okay, this is the first grade level, all right?
Are we doing a time limit per question?
How are we doing this?
I don't even know time, I'm getting shit done,
Five minutes, five seconds.
All right.
Five minutes.
A class made 360 cookies for the school fair.
Each family prepared 40 cookies.
How many families have?
Wait, wait, wait.
I got it.
No, we say that.
We say that, yes.
I'll have 360 cookies for every day.
A cookie for every day of the year.
And a class made 360 cookies for the school fair.
Oh, that's one cookie for every day of the year.
Nigga.
The bar with 60 cookies.
Are you done with the cookie?
Where's the 40 coming from?
Yeah bro, there is 360, depending on if it's a frog year, it's 300, it's, no.
Yo, you guys got to come clean this stuff up.
Let me ask the question, okay, and by the way, you have one minute to answer.
All right, remember.
All right.
A class made 360 cookies for the school fair.
Each family prepared 40 cookies.
How many families have made cookies?
Each family made 40, 40.
Yeah, 40.
You guys have 45 seconds.
Let's talk about it.
Oh
Can you repeat the question one more time each class may
360 my school fair
Write it down. Okay, each family prepared 40 cookies. How many families have just not fucking fucking
I'm trying to do that. Please shut the fuck up
It's right on the board nine. I have it. I have it. Okay. I have it right here
future
I have all my work to and shit
Unless the child wants us to go by who says it first
No, no, no, that's not it.
We should have all do it and then show.
So first, adapt, what is your answer?
Nine. And I got all the work to show it too.
Brother, make it...
360 equals four, 320 equals eight.
Alright, then make it do four times eight.
Okay.
How did you get nine?
No, you're looking at this the wrong way.
160 is four, brother.
Can you man the camera and zoom in real quick on this niggas dumbass work?
Show your work.
This is how I got tonight, y'all.
Here, let me give you a breakdown.
You don't know what you're doing, bro.
What do you mean?
I did 160, which is four.
I got 40 to 160 to four times to the fourth power.
What?
Yo, what's through that piece of shit?
Now, let me show my work.
All right, show Maxi work.
Yes, sir, yes, sir, yes, sir, yes, sir.
Let me get it, yes, sir.
I did 40 times 340 divided by 360 long dig division.
But then I realized you can't divide it into it for some reason.
And then I was getting negative numbers.
So that was frustrating.
So then I multiply that I took a guesstimate.
And I got 40 times 9.
And then I realized it got to 360 and I did not fast.
So here's what really happened.
Max got the answer like a dumbass.
Shout it out loud.
Then adapt this world down the answer.
You see I was on track!
That's your own fault!
You each get a point for that round, it's one to one.
Alright, can we please pull up the next subject?
There's multiple mushrooms.
Yeah, give me another math.
Just run through.
I'll give you one math at a time.
Alright, the next math question.
Flip to your next page.
Fresh page, please.
Adapt, are you drawing?
Oh, you was one of them niggas, huh?
That was one of them niggas is going to give me.
Now you wear art, you wear artisans apparently.
The next question, this is third grade level is, are you ready?
I'm ready.
You guys have one minute on the clock?
Yeah.
The question is, what is 96 times 20 divided by 5?
Don't forget the pendants.
Damn, I'm not going to lie again in this shit.
Do one nine
Nineteen make a two care of voices over
Look up at the board. I think I fucked it back up here
What's it divided by what look at the board oh
You do less to carry over to seven bro shit. Where'd you get a seven virus in process?
I don't know.
No, because I just realized something.
No, no looking at the other person's work.
Yeah, and this one's taking me a minute.
You guys have 20 seconds left.
This one's taking me a minute, fool.
I got a fucking guess.
Got it.
Okay, don't say it.
Adapt.
You got it locked in there.
10 seconds left.
Yeah!
I know I'm smart.
Five, four, three, two...
Wait!
It's overtime.
I'm calling overtime.
No, no time.
It's overtime.
All right, and your time is up.
OK.
So the question was, what is 96 times 20 divided by 5?
Max, what answer do you get?
I want first, last, no.
Adaption.
Rock, paper, scissors.
Rock, paper, scissors.
No, no.
Rock, paper, scissors.
I don't even want to go first.
Every answer.
Save your answer and explain how you got it.
Please explain your work.
Talk about your work and then see
guess it was. So I ended up scrapping my work because it was hard to do the long
division here and I just went with my favorite number 14 and if you see I had
I had it break I had it going here but I was on a shot clock so 20 times 96 I
got nineteen thousand two hundred and then I was ready to buy that by five but
then I forgot how this shit works. Okay Max can you please explain your work
Okay, so this question you have to involve pen balance because please excuse my dear
ass out.
They fucked the pen balance.
Oh, you fucked what?
Yeah.
Yeah, so you got to do it so you got to go ahead and say your fucking answer.
Say the answer.
You got to divide, so I divided.
You want me to read your answer?
You want me to say what you did?
I looked at the other two.
Should I switch?
Yeah.
384 and the correct answer was 384
All my work is there man. All right, so let me see. Let me see. Let me see. Yeah, I'm gonna break it down
Yeah, oh, I put an extra zero. Yeah, you got nineteen
One thousand you got I got see like it's where I went wrong. I got nineteen thousand you got a one thousand nine hundred
All right, okay, I'm seeing it now. Now we have the fourth grade level math
When the fuck would we do a long division in third grade did they just update the
Number four
I'm ready to do it.
You guys will have a minute and a half since this is fourth grade level, Matt.
Okay.
Let's do it.
The question is, are you ready?
Yes.
Yes.
Betty had $29.
$29.
She bought $23 from the toy store and got $25 for her birthday.
Hold on.
Can you restart?
If you need to read the questions, I'm going to start.
I'll restart.
Betty had $23.
Look, I'm going to be honest.
Sorry.
We're on our third or fourth grade?
Fourth grade.
Why is she so deep into the door?
Why is she so deep into the door?
Why is she so deep into the door?
Why is she so deep into the door?
What are we doing?
Betty had 29 dolls.
She bought 23 dolls from the toy store and got 25 dolls for her birthday.
Betty gave 12 of the dolls to her sister and 17 to her friend Lily.
How many dolls does Becky have left?
I'll repeat it one more time.
So this shit is a true question is what I'm thinking.
Because it says she got 29, but then it says she bought 23,
but then it says she got 25.
What is it? There's three numbers. Which one is it?
Which one is it?
I'm gonna have to start now.
No, I'm using fucking clarity here.
They're gonna eat the fucking problem.
We're talking about it.
There's three different numbers.
Which one is it?
She nigga, how can you buy something and sell it for oh?
29
Please keep your answers to your head
That's not even make sense. Don't say it out loud
Maybe got me added three numbers by the only time
You don't know what you're saying a dictum. This is like
Shut the fuck up
57, 57, I got it!
I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it!
I got it, I got it, I got it, true answer?
Yes!
So how do you divide a number?
Let's go!
Oh!
Max, you have 20 seconds.
No, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready.
You got it, you got it, I got it, I got it.
Okay, Max, please explain your work and give your answer.
Okay, so...
Actually, don't explain your work, just give your answer.
I drew Betty, okay?
No, no, let me break it down for you, bro.
Oh, put your puncher down, ugly!
He's just throwing it at you.
I drew really just, you know.
I drew Betty, you know?
So I was a little confused,
because I'm like, I don't understand
how you could lose more than you can gain,
but I didn't see what happened,
negative goals, and that's not possible.
But then I realized you had to do the addition.
So I did addition.
Now I've never added three numbers before.
That is the same.
Like, slow down.
This is for great.
But I added three numbers.
I did 29 plus 23 plus 25 because she got all those.
And then I subtracted 29,
which is the accumulation of 12 and 17 to get 48.
Okay.
And dad, please explain your work for me.
It's what you got.
So you see, I had actually ended up with the same conclusion.
Yeah, 48.
48.
You see?
But that's all.
What you were mentioning about adding three numbers,
that shit was critical.
That shit was tough.
I was trying to do all sorts of I was trying to figure out
what it is, but I keep adding new ways to add it.
So all right, the answer to the question was 48.
Let's go!
Yeah, Niko!
Niko, yeah, he's stupid!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's go!
I thought that one was good.
Now we have the final math problem, fifth grade math.
Yes.
This one's for all the points, huh?
Or is it the same amount of points for the same amount of math in the same question?
Who came up with this, I gave him a new question.
This is the first grade.
Is it the same amount of points for the same math?
This is some first grade change, right?
That was a weak-ass paper here for us.
Let's do this.
I don't think so, though.
You want me to sell it?
Nah.
Let's do it.
All right.
Boys, we break it, dude, it's not time to go.
Four, fifth grade math, you will both, again,
have a minute and a half.
Shhh.
Because maybe there's three points.
We'll be right up.
I bet, and what's this leader board right up?
It's three to two.
We're tied.
No, keep it at one point.
No, this is the fifth grade.
It's very cool.
If one gets it right, one gets it wrong, and it's boring.
Well, I mean, if we make every subset.
Okay, yeah.
The three points are fine.
God, three points for the third grade.
Can I change this one?
Do you have a better question right now?
I mean, I can easily Google a better fifth grade.
Let's see the question first.
I'll like Lacey's.
I like Lacey's taken.
So, yeah.
So, the question to Alan's.
I think it's good.
I think they can get fucked up, right?
This right here?
I think it's easy to do.
I don't think I don't think so.
Wait, what's the score?
I think it's easy to, how does that sound?
Alright, in the fifth grade question.
That was 3 though, you saw it.
Y'all hold on to class!
Every question, here it is though, here it is.
The fifth grade question is,
get ready to write X plus 42.
I'm trying to sneak in the fucking alphabet.
You got numbers and letters.
Trying to fuck my head up.
The equation is, for three points, x plus 42 minus 28 equals 18.
What is x?
Equals 1.
Minus.
x plus 42 minus 28 equals 18.
Which was right.
It's 18.
It's 18.
It's 18.
It's 18.
It should be 1.
It should be 1?
Okay.
It's 1.
It's the question on the board.
It's the question on the board.
Yeah.
Should I spell a word on it?
Two plus yeah, you're one stupid. You're one stupid. Oh shit. I got it 14. I think I got it
Make is that I think I got it. You just believe in the happy thing. I think I got it. He's doing prayers
I think I got it
Bro the bro just thinking I might look at my try to solve x find the value of x
Who's wrong so are we doing that 18 or one?
What are you fucking? It's one. It's one. It's one. It's that that question on the board that you see
Damn bro, and I'm getting I got it. I got it. I literally remember. This is where I shine right here
All right, I didn't have a face of adversity seconds left. You sneak
Letters in the door. Shut the fuck up
Be quiet
Be quiet. I won't look at that. Someone give me a fucking ruler. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Hang on
Let's not let's not do that easy easy light work like cheese that's both have your answers locked in. Yes
I just forgot my work like cheese adapt please explain your work in the answer you max equals negative
Steve Nash
Me you feel me come on
Okay, because I don't want to hear his fucked up weird twisted version. I'll really sit make it simple so
You've got x plus 42 minus 28 equals 1.
You're pretty much going to try to find a value of x.
So you have x here, that's what you're trying to do.
So you're going to look at what you're working with and then you've got x equal to negative 13.
Okay?
To explain it in the simplest term.
Can you explain your question and the answer you've got?
I've got negative 13.
No, no, no, no.
My work is literally here.
It did.
I've got negative 13.
You know what you did?
I got him a little go-to-me.
And it looks like he had changed something around.
No, I didn't.
No, I didn't.
No, I didn't.
Yeah.
I know y'all stupid as hell.
Bro, that shit literally had 42.
Bro, it had that work, bro.
It had just added pigs.
So Max's problem, the way Max did it was.
Oh my god, you fucking cheater.
I literally deduced the X, bro.
Oh my god.
I deduced for the X.
He cheated, bro.
Bro, come on, bro.
You gotta do some sort of enforcing here.
the classroom. So I'm trying to think of. Listen how big on snitching. Max had X plus
42 he added 28 to it. Yes. Then he added 28 to the 1 as well. Then he got X plus 42
equals 29. That's canceling. That's subtracted 42 from both sides. Exactly. Not 42.
So it's not the average. It's not the average. Yes it is. The niggas just made this sit up.
The niggas just made that sit up. Did you not just write the niggas 13 and G? No.
Oh, we're gonna have to take some disciplinary measures here.
Shut the fuck up, you're the case, you're only right.
Why was Chad saying you cheated?
Bro, because I'm not alive, bro.
I'm sure he agreed.
Bro, I didn't cheat, bro.
I would never cheat.
I would like to type a negative cheat.
Did you?
Okay, so I need to make sure you guys have your answer.
I'm big on slouching.
Can I explain?
Yes, explain.
So, X plus 4 to minus 28 equals 1.
It says solve for X.
So I'm solving for X.
You have to isolate x on one side of the equation.
So I got rid of 28, then I subtracted 42,
got rid of that.
When I did 29 minus 42, it gives you negative 13.
That's right.
Let's go.
And the correct answer was negative 13,
you both got it right.
So what's this for an hour time?
Well, who has the second one?
No.
I don't know, but it's negative 13.
It's because you had the wrong,
you had the wrong one.
Damn, so is that bad?
What do you mean?
Is that the end of math?
So what's the score at the end of math is?
What time?
No.
We should be time.
No, we should be time.
Let's go!
If we get a W, it's a 10!
It's 6 to 5, right?
Let's go!
6 to 5?
I thought it was 4 to 3.
We just got the last one with 3 points.
I'm going to pick your category.
Now we're going to do three points for the fifth grade
question.
All right, next, English.
Let's go.
Now, let's do geography.
Yay!
It's a Daphson, Burt's, and Max's choice.
Yeah, let's go.
I think we just do it to keep track so that numbers don't get so hard just best out of that subject
I want that
I want math
I want math
I chat to everyone following don't be stupid let's go
I'm not stupid
Now we have first grade geography
You have 30 seconds for this first grade question.
The first question is, what is the largest content in the world?
No, no, no.
God forbid it, it's the front room.
These are right down your answers.
You guys have 12 seconds left.
Two, one, do you guys have your answers?
Okay.
Adept.
Please share your answer.
What is the largest continent in the world?
South-Eastern Asia.
What the fuck?
Stupid ass nigga!
Wait, no!
South-Eastern Asia.
No, no, no!
No problem!
It's South-Eastern Asia!
I'll think about it, we actually whipped it a few months ago.
Okay, you think I'm fucking dumb?
South-Eastern Asia is the biggest continent in the world.
Bro, I fucking don't know.
Okay, now, we'll see what this is like.
That's the biggest continent in the world.
I say Russia.
I just specified the the like the quarters like what in specific
First of all, okay, stop, I should get a point back on the floor.
Shut up!
That should be a half point.
Yes!
I just specified the region of Asia, like an assurated point.
Can I explain?
Russia's a country, though.
Well, I know Russia's a country.
Well, first of all, if they lose.
I'm going to make Asia and Russia.
That's it.
They have the same last word.
I'm going to make the call.
I'm going to say.
Well, I met Asia though, bro.
The answer was Asia.
I met Asia.
Oh my fucking god, I got it.
Just because I put the fuck in I'm going to be in the chat. I've been the exact decision
There will be no points given for the round as the answer was Asia not South-Eastern Asia
And it was not
Let's pull up second-grade geography the score is zero
I actually got the answer we never
We never learned this in school bro. Yeah, when did we start learning studying Asia?
Nobody ever studied the second question the radius Asia you guys have one minute for this, okay?
second question is
What are the four major oceans in the world?
Bro, Nick is acting like I've traveled the world, bro.
What are the four major oceans?
You have 50 seconds left.
Like why would I know this one?
There's a fourth one that I'm not for sure on.
There's a fourth one.
Is it?
I can't look at their answers before.
I can't look at them.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
You guys have to wait.
It's just involved with the Bible at all.
Your ones definitely.
I'll think about it.
They write about this in the Bible, don't they?
Bro, there's literally two oceans.
Like, and this was getting me tight.
That's a good question.
There's not four.
There's not four.
There's three.
There's three.
There's a bonus.
I'm ready, bro.
Four.
Three.
Are you guys having a Richard's Walk?
Wait, wait.
Two.
One.
I got...
All right, Max, please say your answers.
I got Atlantic Pacific Indian Nile and Arctic
The only ocean I ever heard of is Atlantic Pacific. I think it's that red. It's a red sea
Indian and Arctic by first of all, I'm Indian get his own ocean
And then now you'll, I forget.
I don't even have a clue about it.
I don't even know.
Okay, is it confirmed, does Indian have his own ocean?
Listen, adapt, please read your answer.
So I got Arctic, I got Atlantis, I got the specific ocean and the Indian.
Atlantis?
Atlantis.
I think I messed that up, it was Atlantis.
You said what?
I wrote Atlantis.
Atlantis?
Don't be such a shit, you fucking, don't be such a shit.
It was Atlantis.
It was Atlantis.
Two on one.
It was Atlantis.
But I had processed it.
So adapt has the Arctic.
Arctic is right!
Arctic is right!
He has the Atlantis.
He has the specific.
What about the Indian?
I am.
The Indians were the Pacific.
The specific.
I literally put that seat.
The Indian and the Arctic.
Who got more?
I got two.
I got to I got all of them
Anything I should get a point for having
I wrote Arctic check he said artists are
Indian check no follow me
Arctic check Indian check. I wrote Atlantis
I met Atlantic
Pacific I just wrote I wrote that as I say it's specific. It's a specific. It's a specific specific
Last one Indian the chat saying they both got it
No way!
Here he comes!
Returns though!
Atlantic Pacific Nile Indian Arctic.
He's not shrimp!
That's right!
That happens!
That happens!
That happens!
I remember it's crazy though!
It's a typo here!
I understand Max taught it, but in school, if you have a thing that says, list me three
things and you list ten, you don't just get to pick the three that are right.
And I was the most, I was the grip, grammatically the closest.
It's a half point.
I was the closest!
It's a half point.
That's what they were doing school.
I didn't get the half point.
Like, you know what?
In terms of grammar?
to say that's a point for that one even though you spelled it could be your own
oh wow that's you didn't know if you did it right now you would have won but
it was named the four you put five you put a five you put a f-ing for it ever
you put a f-ing for it you missed most of it you get it
no he already he already picked what you're doing it's a tie game that's round
Third grade, you didn't do that right, did you?
No, it's one of your winning this section.
Oh, hang on.
OK, now we have third grade geography.
Third grade, turn me up to third grade.
Chad, no one's taking this way too serious for a whole fuck.
Oh my god, OK, then I don't want to be the judge if the
chance is going to be on my case.
Oh, damn!
What?
Here it is.
Here it is.
He opened his square of hands today.
Next one, bro.
I'm ready, bro.
I'm not third grade geography.
He's study pitches.
I'm not losing this.
Third grade geography, he had.
We can go into that, too.
We have.
You guys will have two minutes of peace.
What are the seven continents of the world?
Okay.
I think he's right.
Yeah, y'all are stuck, nigga.
Please raise your answers.
Dump out of that.
I think I've got more answers.
If you put more than seven, you're wrong, for sure.
Fuck it.
That's what I'm saying, guys.
Yo, you guys, I think we're talking about
four continents. Are we doing regions?
Are we doing regions?
Or just straight, guys?
Are we doing one?
No.
No, yeah, yeah, one phone, one phone, yeah.
The whole game.
You heard that?
When can I use it when I only get one to the whole game? Okay? Okay? Okay? Okay? Okay? If you have more to say you're wrong
I'm saying they said seven
I'm saying yeah more than seven concepts your automatic long
One minute left
What is the one what is
Now you smarter bricks
Okay, where's the north?
Oh, what's the cold one?
One of the comments is the cold.
It's cold as fuck.
You're one.
Which one is it?
Which one is it?
I can't get a hint.
We had three minutes to figure out.
No, give me your attention.
Give me your attention.
Shut up.
I believe that shit too.
One, please rate your final consonant.
Okay, do you want me to read their answers?
Let me see, let me see.
Yeah, let me read the answers.
Okay, so ADAPT's answers for the seven,
the question was, what are the seven concepts
of the world?
ADAPT has Asia, the North Pole.
Yeah, we've had that before.
South America, Brazil, North America, Antarctica and sea.
Brazil, North America, Antarctica, and sea.
Sea?
I don't know.
The letter C. I was going to finish.
No, we're not going to do it all.
Max has Asia.
That's the first one I wrote.
Max, what is this in English?
Australia.
Australia?
What is this?
Is this handwriting class?
I forgot about Australia.
South America, Africa, Europe.
Europe. Yeah, your race is that. I know you're a racist.
That's what I'm afraid about. Wait, isn't that South America?
You want 27? Let's go.
I know.
No motion.
Let's go.
All right. And the seven continents were Asia, Africa,
North America, South America, Europe, Antarctica, and
Australia.
You're about to shine.
I said Europe.
You saw all of them.
That's the point.
Almost that British though.
No, I forget.
I've been thinking Britain and Europe.
Max got it.
Okay.
All right, now we have
All right, now we have
4th grade geography
This got real. Are you guys ready for the question?
No, I'm ready as hell. No, I'm not bullshit.
What is the highest mountain in the world?
Hmm
I'm gonna just take a word.
Ooh, is it the one that
people hike and die?
And they gotta like, their body freeze?
We got too much. We gotta do 30 seconds.
No!
I'll talk at 30 seconds starting now.
Is it the one that people hike up and die?
What are you asking? Do you want a photo of a friend?
No, I'm trying to ask anybody that wants to answer that.
Bro, what does this got to do with geography, bro?
This geography.
Look at this, do you want a photo of a friend?
I can't help you with a photo of a friend.
I hear you.
Bro, I'm getting tight, bro.
Alright.
Ten seconds left. Please write your final answers down.
Ten.
Hang on. Wait. I think that's an obvious answer, huh?
Six, five, four, three, two, one.
I changed my answer.
Okay. Max, please say what your answer was to what is the highest pound of the room.
Um, Mount.
I'm pretty sure you got it. See? Max's answer was...
Max, you didn't have an answer. You put Mount Cash.
So guys, this was...
Mount Everest.
That's what that says.
Yes, that's what it is. So the camera.
Can you see it? Can you see it?
You look so beautiful. It's great.
No, I can't see it.
Can you see it?
They weren't there when you zoomed in.
I don't know what that says.
I thought Everest was the
Everest was the obvious answer. Everybody knows Everest. People hike up there and died and make documentaries about it.
That's why it's Mount Fuji.
The answer was...
Mt. Everest was the answer.
We literally said the answer.
I thought it was too obvious. Like a trick question.
the answer out loud is the only reason he's over the gun.
That's not easy.
He didn't even write it down.
Yes, I did.
Max is over.
Two and one.
Let's go.
Okay.
This is where two points, three points.
Whoever gets this question wins.
What US state is largest by area?
Fifth grade question.
You have one minute.
That's a trick question.
What?
Now, this is a clue to 13 colonies.
You said what state is what?
What U.S. state is largest by area?
But is this going back to like what it was?
Make sure no chats are up, please.
Think about it, they can't even think of it.
45 seconds left.
Are you just gonna stare at my soul for the answer, dude?
I don't know either.
I don't know either.
You're not damn right.
Too stupid to think about where you're from.
If you get this question right, you take the section.
But if not, Max takes it.
I just don't know what version you're
talking about on this state.
It's like the current version of the older.
No, that's what that's what it was.
What version?
Like listen to what we're talking about.
When America was excommunicated,
the common people, they talked about when fucking,
you think it's Columbus?
Found it.
No, it's right now.
What's Columbus?
Right now!
Hold on, stop.
Close Columbus.
Is that good?
Hold on, we're talking about the 2024 mass.
Yes, right now.
76, so.
15 seconds.
Hold on.
What, you guys stay right now with
Lord of Spirea.
Okay, I'm gonna write my engine down,
but I understand something.
The United States does have passionals,
so there was time for it, it was less.
We have a state, we have a Hawaii, it's like a country, it's like a US, like a jurisdiction, Panama.
Please write your final answer.
Oh my God, great question.
Adapt, what is your answer to what's USA's largest fire area?
I kind of figured it out then, but I did write...
No, fuck it.
Adapt has Texas.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Big Texas.
Everything is bigger than Texas.
Dumbass!
Look at him!
Give me the money!
Biggest book!
What US state is largest by area?
Alaska.
Alaska.
Is that a state?
Alaska.
Alaska become a state.
That's why I asked which pass was we on, nigga.
Oh, fuck it.
Baaah!
I'm being cheated!
Max, this is not even a state!
Max has now two subject wins.
Let me get a W in the shot!
W in the shot match the fucking saying is everything is bigger in Texas no one says
I pick glasses and no one is saying everything is bigger in a lot
Max is not a very positive. No one is saying everything is bigger in Alaska, bro
I should I don't think it's gonna fat bitches in the lacy's
Not from Texas think about it, bro
Where is it where even is Alaska that please where is it?
It's in the fuck.
Okay look.
Is it above Canada?
Yes.
No short story for you.
I'm thinking about the US here.
Yo bro, California, Florida, New York.
We got Washington over here.
Where is Alaska?
Yo Alaska.
I don't see it ever.
I don't ever see it.
Alaska is by Canada right?
It's up there with Canada you know.
But.
We gotta go through Canada to get to Alaska.
Yeah because there's like a barrier, nigga.
But it's all...
So how do you make sense?
Okay stop.
It's all over America.
Niggas used to use Alaska to go, I think go from China.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I didn't go from China, no, not China.
One of those countries import, import.
No, no.
You know how Pangea was a thing?
Yeah.
So everything was together,
they used to use it and because they used to use it,
it was part of one Mayan colony or something.
You know the Mayan colony.
No different type of, tell me just what subject do you want?
I don't understand.
I didn't pick the subject.
I am stuck on this.
Bro, next subject.
Alaska's not even touching any states.
Next subject.
You guys are touching Canada.
Bro, you know what, I've been taking it,
I'm not a business who adapts and is already smart enough to talk to him about it.
It's not a business.
It's history.
Adapts history.
All right.
I got to do a comeback here.
This is going to be legendary.
Lock me in.
I'm ready.
We have first grade history.
Let's make this short of like 30 seconds.
30 seconds for this prep.
The question is, who was the first president of the United States?
Oh.
Easy.
Easy.
I'm ready.
He's on the dollar list.
He's on the panty. He's on the panty. He's on the panty.
All right.
He just thought I was going to lose to a debt.
Right here.
Okay.
A dap's answer is...
Oh!
A debt rinkin.
Right.
A dap's answer is...
Wait a minute.
Is it not here?
Okay.
Max, please tell me your answer.
Max's answer is George Washington.
I'm not gonna be the answer.
That's why I heard his initials.
The answer to first grade history is he got smoked in the theater.
George Washington.
God.
Wrong.
George Washington got smoked in the theater.
Yeah.
And he owned Mad Slade.
And it was mad long ago.
There's no way George Washington was before him.
George Washington.
Do I got this?
Is this a Mandela effect?
Yeah, listen.
How do I got this fucked up?
George Washington.
You got that.
Life school were more recent than I did.
You are.
I've been further removed from the education system.
This kid, you're too far gone.
That I think is another thing that I got signed in the second grade.
I think Abe Lincoln is older than George Washington.
They're both dead, not like older people dead.
But I don't even know how George Washington died. How did he die? Do you know? You don't know.
Why did we learn? Why did we learn? How did we learn about the King died?
Why did we learn about how Abraham Lincoln died?
Martin Luther King by shot.
Oh, he actually disease a sickness. Okay, therefore there's many different ways to die
But why do we get
He just in a curriculum about how you got shot in the theater. All right, next. I'm not a lot
Who was the famous leader of the Indian independence movement
I'm gonna shoot the dark here. Wait, you know this?
I'm just gonna guys have 30 seconds starting now
trick question
Indian independence movement
I'm ready. Let's go. Okay. Max. Please show me your answer. Max's answer was
Bambi
Answer was Bambi. Okay, I don't know where you got that's a deer
That's literally a deer for like a child number double that I was a solid year
Okay, the good answer was
Ronnie son
Yeah
Now close it up, okay the answer one of my pants answer was gone. What?
Facts
Okay
Oh, Nelson Mandela was South America Gandhi with India. Okay, you said Bambi at the deal. No, but
No, but that's a good look though. That's a good look
It's cool, but it's a lot of two letters on the other idea and if the same silver and same side. Okay. Yeah
Yeah, are you ready message third grade history one? Oh max
What was the plague that swept through Europe in the 14th century?
In the what century 14th century what the fuck?
Is this shit supposed to be fresh in my brain?
What was the plague that swept through the whole country?
Wait.
30 seconds starting now.
I think I'll bite cold in it, I'm gonna have to.
Wait, wait, wait.
Isn't it called this?
Isn't it called this?
Isn't it not called this?
I got it, I got it.
My treatment?
Or is it not called this?
I swear it's called this.
Did you both have your answer?
I swear it's called this.
Okay.
Max, please show me your answer.
Chicken pox.
Max has chicken pox.
Dime in.
Okay.
The answer is the Black Play.
A DAP has the Black Play.
The answer was the Black Death.
You got it, you got it.
Yeah!
That one goes too far.
Turn me up.
The Black Death, the Black Play.
Out back!
Chicken pox?
That was my second answer.
That was my second answer.
Clearly don't eat chicken, bro.
I don't think chicken pox came from chicken.
I think it was.
I think it was trans-
We have 4th grade history.
Question is, who was the journey leader during World War II?
I got it.
Can I draw a picture of you?
No.
No, hell no.
Good idea.
All type.
Adapt as Hitler.
Oh, I thought we couldn't say it.
I'm all H man, but oh it's for educational purposes. Oh, yes, I'll hit one. Yeah, the answer was a doll Hitler. Yeah
H man, are we giving that?
You're fucking you that could be anything anyone with a H it could have been he's shooting not
It's because he thought you couldn't say it, but since it's for education.
Thank you, bro. So two to one. Thank you.
This fifth grade right here?
It's two to. You both got it.
Yeah. No, we're tied. No, we're tied.
Yeah, you're tied. We're tied.
We're tied.
I wonder if that's his question.
You said chicken box last time.
You said chicken box. It was black.
What other point do I have?
You have George Washington.
Oh, let's go.
All right.
Two to one.
For that fucking game.
For the, for the subject.
A goudala.
What was the name of the Roman Empire's most famous coliseum called?
called all my fucking goddesses in the movies it shit yeah you're one stupid
nigga this is easy let me get a W in his socks wait repeat the question what
was the name of the Roman Empire's most famous Colosseum called how much I'm
really hot you have 45 seconds left like bro I just think about what this
Back up boy.
Not that. Please you have 15 seconds.
Time, I'm ready.
10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
He goes first.
Okay, Max's answer was...
Lady tower pizza.
I
Wow
It's not even called pizza it called pizza
No, you're on the right
Adapt your answer was I feel like it was a trick question or is that not it?
The depth answer was the coliseum
The answer what to the question? Yeah, I was a bit of a trick the answer was the coliseum
Come on subject
Max is he in subjects to one the leading tower
Can we change this the leading tower of a bunch of pizza you see you are stupid
I don't know how I lost him.
Huh?
Yo guys, I'm not letting y'all down.
I'm like, I'm not going to win.
Y'all is not finished.
Come on.
Max, please pick the next subject.
Hold on.
I need it that way.
Guys, let me know.
Am I doing bad, bud?
If Max loses, is Gigi for his PR?
I'm not going to win, bro.
And Ben Gigi, never.
I'm not going to lose, though.
I got y'all.
Let me get a fight going in his sack!
English!
Bring it on!
Now I ain't never been there spelling that as a name, but I'm not going to do it like that.
What does this mean? It's like grander and worse.
So first grade English question, you guys will have 30 seconds to complete.
What is the past tense of the verb run?
Is it lyrics? Do you need lyrics?
It's a word.
No, but Roddy Rich got lyrics at the time.
What is the past tense of the verb run?
You guys have...
No, Roddy Rich has lyrics at the time.
Please give in your final answers.
Easy, easy money, easy money!
It's struggling.
Alright, adapt, time's up, you have your answer.
Yeah.
Okay, Max, lose your answer.
Your answer was?
Rand.
Okay, adapt, your answer was?
Rand.
Alright.
Well, I thought it was Randolph.
Like, you know that, you know that,
you know that Roddy-
And the answer to question one was Rand.
You both get a point.
Let's go!
Alright, let's go!
Randolph likes that.
Now, this is a little bit different of a question. You guys are going to have to give an explanation, okay?
Say that. Say that.
Say that.
Second grade English question is, what is the main difference between a compound sentence and a simple sentence?
Oh my fucking god, I know this!
Oh my god, I know this!
You're talking for the first grade, though!
I will be judging if the answer is correct.
Can I just answer it without...
I know all about compound sentences. Holy shit, I studied them for years.
Okay, so you guys have to wait down. You have to wait down.
It's a lot of work. You explain it to him. You just copy it.
Let him go first then.
You have to write it down. He's written that down.
Oh my god, bruh. What is the main difference, bruh?
The main difference between...
Oh, I broke my pencil.
This is mad words, bruh.
Wait, wait.
Ready? Watch this. Ready?
If you do that watch this video watch the pencils here
Try it try it see if you can do it. See you do it pencil here, and you can't take your hands apart
I'm not taking my pen hands apart. Yeah, see
Look it right
Okay
Pretty question for this subject is asked to be seen bro. This thing is too fucking
Who doesn't know that, right?
Number two?
Number five.
Is it?
Yeah, it should not be fifth grade.
They gave him wrong.
I got it!
It's better?
It's so simple.
All right, I got it.
Max, you have 30 seconds, please write down your answer.
What is the difference between a compound sentence and a simple sentence?
Lock me in, lock me in.
Why don't you fucking toes out?
You fucking big-ass bun you feet out of the bed.
That's both of your answers.
Look at the, what the fuck, you got a secret toe right here?
Is there a toe coming off this?
What is that?
I'm ready.
All right, Max, can you please show me
and explain your answer?
Compact?
Now look, bro, I'm gonna be honest, bro.
I was having, I was struggling with this before.
I said compound equals tomo,
simple equals less words.
That's some of the dumbest shit I've ever heard.
Niggas is giggling.
Negative singular, say that, say that, say that.
Okay, say that.
Adap, please give your explanation.
Right there.
If Adap has a better explanation, Adap's explanation is compound sentences are not complete sentences.
That's a run on sentence, big egg.
A run on sentence.
Oh my lord.
Compound sentence is not a complete sentence.
So the answer was a compound sentence has two or more clauses where a simple sentence only has one.
Compound sentence is not a complete sentence.
That's it
Niggas
I'm not alive. You know, like this show
Don't you'll ask to read 1912 war 19
I think Max got it bro.
It's fine bro, it's fine.
I think Max got it, cause you said,
No, I don't want the point.
I'ma get this shit out of the mud.
I don't want a point bro, let's go.
He said it has to go.
I'll read you exactly what I said.
I said, I said compound equals comma.
We shoulda had this simple equals less word.
I'll give you an example right now.
I went to the store, comma.
It was very nice.
That's not a compound, okay.
Next question, I don't give a fuck.
Next question.
What a question in there, yeah.
Next question.
The story is in one of them.
You are one of them.
It's Ty, we're Ty.
During my next question, bro.
Break the blue.
Wait, what's the score?
What's the score?
It's one one.
He's got it all right.
One one.
Please get your feet off the fucking table, bro.
All right, third great question is, what is the
thorough form of the word mouse?
What is the thorough form of the word mouse?
You're 30 seconds.
Yeah, you're struggling, boy.
He's struggling, guys.
I'm ready.
I'm not a dumbass, bro.
I made it.
You had the ring?
You still had the ring already.
From the first question.
I think I fucking got it.
I'm pretty confident.
Are you guys both ready?
Yeah.
Okay, Adap, please show me your answer.
Adap, the answer was.
Yeah.
I'm not a dumbass, bro.
I'm not a dumbass.
The answer was Mike's you both got it right. Let's go to now. Okay. Let's go for grade English
Who wrote the famous play Romeo and Juliet?
I'm giving out the whole go to what is this gonna do with English?
I'm giving out the
That's honestly not a bad not a bad answer. That was my second answer
William Shakespeare.
Fuck, I know that, I know that!
Okay, the answer is-
Oh my God, this is a fucking ass.
I don't wanna do this.
I can't even remember that.
He has me so far, man.
Ha ha ha.
The answer was William Shakespeare.
Adapt takes the lead.
Ever gets this last question right, wins.
I need to, I need to get this one.
I'm gonna add a little bit of my own
to this question to make it a little harder, okay?
All right, bro.
What is the difference between a noun,
a verb, and an adjective?
I know that, I know that.
What?
I know that, I know that.
It's over!
Now this is English.
This some shit I keep up with.
You guys have one minute.
Is that a Rizzlers pig at MSG Gardens?
What?
The Rizzlers.
What are you talking about?
Y'all, I'm not gonna lie.
You better get this right.
Shut up, ho.
You know what it was?
I just ate a bit of corn and it's all for gas.
I haven't been to school in a decade.
Jesus, I'm like 20 years, uncle.
What?
How'd you get to 20?
34.
20 is a big lead drop down to a high school, 27.
Big lead.
I got my high school diploma.
Okay, wait.
Let me get some pink in this shot.
Give your answer.
Hey, are you out?
Do you have your, hey.
You have 30 seconds.
Yo, you better get this right, bro.
I'm so serious.
Okay, are you guys ready?
Right, right, I mean, describe it.
How do I word it?
Hey, did somebody come on out?
I still got 15 seconds left.
I'm not using phone in front of a fucking man.
Hell, hell, don't worry, ain't no way ill.
I'm ready.
10, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one.
Adapt, you have your final answer.
Yeah.
Okay.
Who at first last with the max?
At first yes.
Adapt, please explain to me what the difference
between a noun, a verb and an adjective is.
All right, so hang on now.
So pretty much now, if you didn't know,
it's a person-placer thing.
Bet that.
Verb is action.
And adjective is a descriptive word, a detailed word.
Damn.
Something like that.
I think it was gonna get that verb right.
He's explaining what it is.
Now, person-placer thing, verb, action, adjective,
describe.
All right.
Oh my God, we have the same shit.
Both got it right.
He got it right.
What the hell are you talking about?
He's like, I don't even think of that.
You were correct. You both got it right. I want a sense of depth is up to us and takes the subject game fucking
Seven let's go. Oh
Shit. All right, last thing what's this science that this is my specialty by the way
We have science
Two to two. Hey, is there shit about physics in here?
Right now and lazy chap my chat
Type who y'all got with me?
Don't be stupid.
Don't spread science.
Question number one.
What is the process by which plants make their own food using sunlight?
Say less.
Let me know when you guys both have your answers.
Ain't no way dumbass knows this.
This is my fucking category.
What is your answer?
Chlorophyll.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Don't tell me that's your wall.
Can I not get tapped?
Oh, wait, wait, wait!
Hey, Adapt, what is your explanation on how you ended up on that?
Can you read it right now?
Is chlorophyll not part of the process? Yes or no? Dickhead?
No.
Nigga, your process. Your hairline is part of the process.
It's photosynthesis! It's photosynthesis!
I knew that.
I know chlorophyll, chlorophyll, that's a chemical.
The extra photosynthesis.
Fucking chemical.
The answer was photosynthesis, Adapt, is not part of the process.
Dude, I thought you were big, big, big, big, big, big.
You thought you were 200 IQ, you wrote just really two IQ with me.
Alright, second grade science.
Are you ready? What is the largest planet in the solar system?
Oh, fuck. We're doing astrology?
What the fuck? This is science!
Why are you putting it in astrology?
I knew one doesn't make a game.
Why are you bringing astrology to this?
Okay, this ain't a short question.
I want a friend! I want a friend!
Oh, dad is calling me! I want a friend!
Can I call someone?
Yeah, you can call at the time of our call.
I'd call this for you, Max.
Don't tell me it's the anal planet.
Dad's 30 seconds.
I got myself.
Okay.
Adapts using his phone to friend.
Who would you like to call?
This is really important to know.
What do you call it?
Please answer.
Adapts phoning his friend Banks.
Please answer.
If you don't pick up, they still count.
No.
Do we get the rules on the fly?
Nigga didn't call the agent.
I would have called the agent.
I would have called the agent.
Wait, Karen.
Can I ask you?
I don't...
I didn't get to read what?
Now the person should know.
If his tone of friend doesn't answer, can he use it on someone else?
I didn't get to redeem it.
Let's accept this.
Yeah, yes or no?
I don't believe so.
I didn't get to redeem it.
I'm receptive, but I got my answer written.
Okay, okay.
Let me call.
Let me call an agent.
It's a mix.
You're saying yes.
Okay, okay, I'm calling.
I'm calling.
My chat's saying yes.
I'm calling an agent.
Please tell me he answers.
It's too easy, boys.
You might be on D&D.
It's way too fucking easy.
Is he live?
Is he live?
I don't think I just want to answer no.
He's still not answering your hand
cause he don't fuck with you.
Chattoe doesn't answer his phone.
I'm not having any bullshit.
I'm over two on the fucking.
Let me get some pink in the shot.
Let's go.
Fuck your phone, J-Shit.
I need help.
Yo, there's gotta be some lemme head somewhere.
Oh my God.
I'll call him back and I'm gonna be in here.
Yo, I promise you dream on.
If you find some lemme heads,
I'll give you a hundred dollar raise
and I'm gonna win this bitch.
Oh shit, hang on here.
J-Shit.
Jason, I need your help.
Okay, so listen.
I'm in a...
It's more than a fifth grader versus a max.
Right now I'm in the final round
and I'm using my phone to friend on you.
Okay, listen. It says,
what is the largest planet in our solar system?
What is it?
No reading chat, Jason. Say your answer.
Jupiter, for sure.
Okay.
I'm locking that in.
Please hang up. Bye, Jason.
The correct answer was Jupiter.
Yes, J.C.
Come on, club.
Now we have third grade science.
Are you guys ready?
I'm ready, bro.
I'm not losing this.
What is the boiling point of water and degrees?
Celsius
Okay, I don't remember this one. I might take a shot in the dark here. Can I can I choose it whoever's like
Bro, who the fuck is way so you Celsius bro makes you the S
Why are we doing it? Nobody do that. Are you dumb boy? What the fuck that energy drink is named after the temperature
And you know why cuz it's cold cuz Celsius colder than family
Celsius is let me know if I'm wrong no no no no Celsius is why that's cool
maybe yes why oh yeah exactly right he's actually right I mean that's why I
assume I'm not I'm not a research so I'm gonna wait I'm gonna be what are you
just like a lot of your conflict interest we trained G fuel fast yeah I'm
ready though deep fuel I'm ready I'm ready okay wait wait wait wait wait
40 seconds left what you're right bro cuz I'm a smart
it's a way to make sense of water in degrees Celsius yes so Celsius is
low numbers yes bro it's cold in a very 18 seconds I'm in my toilet what's the
conversion rate here for every Celsius it's like seven it's I say for every
stuff is it like overnight is about what's that boy you link point guys
That's the boiling point.
No, I'm ready, I know.
Stop giving this.
Is it a negative or is it positive?
If you cannot tell you any answers,
please give a five second five.
You're stupid, they don't hear it, dad.
Watch out for your answer.
I guess.
Adapt, what is your answer?
I probably don't know that.
Adapt, the answer is 112 degrees Celsius.
Max's answer is 100 degrees Celsius.
The answer was 100 degrees Celsius.
Dad!
How do you know that?
Because zero is the freezing summer honey,
it just makes perfect sense.
And Fahrenheit is what us Max ties it up.
Max ties it up.
No, we're the only.
And so we just translate that.
We have fourth grade.
Let me get it W.
Science.
Are you ready?
Yeah.
What force moves objects towards the center of the Earth?
Now, this is a historic battle right here.
Gatburns, Max, who's stupid or her?
It's the same.
It's easy, boy.
Do I get bonus points if I add who invented this?
No.
I'm doing it.
All right, should we add that?
Bonus points.
And who invented it or no?
Yes.
Bonus points if you add who invented this.
Come on!
Come on, all right.
You both have your answers.
Yes.
Adaptive answer is, gravity.
Max's answer is, gravity.
But I have to make them come down to the last question.
Not scripted.
Game, fucking seven.
Cause I said chlorophyll. Yo, I'm not a huge fan of chlorophyll, it's chlorophyll not chlorophyll.
What do you mean by chlorophyll?
I can do it, I can do it.
He found it, he found it, he found it.
You can't invent something that way.
That's like me, that's like no shit about physics.
Yo, that's like your mom knows all about physics.
Wait, look, she didn't let you.
She did.
Okay, but that's like me saying I invented a leaf to like balance.
So you're telling me that I didn't do it, didn't it invent gravity?
No. How does that make sense?
with the like Thomas Edison invented light light bold like you don't say
Thomas Edison discovered like no he okay created it listen first of all the
first thing to have like in harness light was if I'm wrong I think Thomas not
Thomas Jefferson it was one of them they was a OG though Thomas Jefferson took
a key what a time to know that friend of God
He had a key in his hand and then he deducted it.
What did that even do though?
Because Tom,
That's why I was thinking when I was explaining to my chat though.
No, no, move me to the light, boy.
No, they gave Tom his head and said it's a credit for the light.
What did they give Ben Franklin?
Ben Franklin, he was the first one to get a Ben Electrism.
So, oh.
Hell, like a trustee.
Okay, look.
He's not fucking Percy Jackson, bro.
No, no, no, what did Ben Franklin get credit for with the light?
Stop it.
Why are we living on the hype, bro?
I'm listening to Ben Electrism because
I'm telling you right now you don't have an avatar. I don't know if it was Uncle Iroh or if it was Zuko
Yeah, yeah electricity. That's what he did with the key. I'm pretty sure
I'm not losing me at them. Let's just do for great great great question the last final question
I think he did are you guys ready? No, I'm ready. What is the chemical formula for water? Oh
Oh
You must think I'm fucking dumb
Because I'm pretty sure I know what it is, but I don't want to mess up the letters or numbers
That's how you stole a friend. Who would you like to call? Who are you using your phone a friend on?
calling door
Brother the younger fit great
Y'all know I'm, y'all just make or break whether I do trip in Malaysia, but what is the
chemical, the chemical formula for water?
H1.
H1 what?
H2.
Say that.
Say that.
H3.
So would you like to stick with that answer?
Yeah, yours, Randy?
I'm good.
I'm good.
I appreciate your answer.
So remember, you gotta remember here.
Remember you gotta remember here. Okay. That's my answer. A depth answer is hold on my answer
Do we say
Let's see they say actually they might get it wrong. All right mine is
mine is
money h2o that was what fucking me up it's
it's too old
oh my god it was ht-0 too
the answer is h2o
no okay we gotta fuck the fuck is that so
what a round how about you quiz us on the fucking
I didn't do his laws of
I think we got to go to second grade should we add in should we add in a new subject?
Let's just go question for question
Yeah, whoever gets the wrong question
Yeah, let's just take it up. Let's do spell it
Let's do spell it
Let's do spell it
Let's go, boys, do something
Let's go!
Let me get a pig out of the jacket for y'all
Like a spelling bee type shit
Okay
You still can't do this shit
Are they ready?
I got putting dots there we go. Yeah, there we go. My niggas. All right, let me see the words
All right, are you guys ready? Yeah, you're gonna have five words
Now it's gonna be too easy
Alright, the first word you guys need to spell is psychology.
Easy. Easy. Easy. Look how he's staring blank at that paper.
No autocorrecting, save you now.
No autocorrecting, save you now.
Chat over time, you idiots.
Then they're going to write in every letter in the alphabet just guessing.
You're playing Scrabble.
I'm ready.
I'm ready to teach you
Wait, should we do a spelling team where I have them each spell words instead of them writing it down?
Yeah, they can just take it so we have to have two different words
And we got a spell and nobody down put the notebook down
I bet. Alright. Adapt your first. Why? Okay, Max, you want to go first? Yeah. Hell yeah, bro. Okay. Max, no, he's odd. No!
I'll do it. Wait, but he, I think Max got it wrong. Then he has to match, he has to get it right. I can't have the same words yet. Yeah, go ahead.
Stupid idea, that's how I spell it. Go, go, go, go, go. It's a good idea. Well, I'm going to get that same word. I just have a seventh grade list up.
I bet. I'm ready. Don't give me no proposal. I'm tired.
Max, please spell the word abbreviation.
I'm choosing randomly by the way. I'm scrolling and picking the random word.
Put that in the sentence. Please tell me what the abbreviation is for your name.
This is a tough one.
You're coming out the gate heavy.
You know what? It's fine. It's fine.
abbreviation is a shortened form of the word or phrase please spell it for me
Please spell the word abbreviation a
bb
R e
V yeah
a bb are you're right there be a
a breed be I'm gonna learn here a bb r e b i a t i o m correct
let's go!
are you ready? yeah let's go!
I'm ready to work. I'm here.
Adept, please spell the word reprimand.
what? are we fucking for you?
yaddaar!
is this how to read?
yaddaar!
I don't even know what that word means.
I've never heard it.
Reprimand means a rebuke, especially an official one.
A sentence is the golfer received a reprimand
for his breach of the rules.
Nigga, has anybody ever used that fucking word ever?
Have you ever said that word?
Bro, go, bro, spell it, bro.
Say it again.
Reprimand.
Spell it, bro.
Say it again, this isn't fair
if you can't spell seven, three words.
That is dead ass not fair.
Bro, this shit will whatever.
This shit might eat you, bro.
So it's so easy.
R.
Probably looking at God, E.
No, E.
No, E.
Go ahead, bro.
R-E-P-R-E-P-R-A.
Why are you already smiling, Alan?
I'm always smiling.
Did I already mess it up?
No, no, no.
You're slowly smiling.
R-D-R-E-P-R-A-M-A-N-E-D.
I'm sure you have said the word well before.
Damn it! You have said it a lot of times!
It's Bremaned. R-E-P-R-I-N-A-N-D.
You're terrible!
You're terrible!
Let it go!
You gave him a abbreviation and me a reprimand.
I'm choosing where I'm going to be.
Let it go!
Max, there's five rounds.
Oh.
That's your aspect, Devin.
You gave him a word that...
Max has been going out regularly.
I'm not giving him the words I'm choosing.
Whatever you ever use the word, reprimand.
What if anybody ever used that word?
I didn't even know that was a fucking word.
You're scouting out! Don't be a fuckin' moron!
Cops use that word to mess!
Yes, you're gay!
You rebel man!
You're gonna ask the jail!
Are you ready for your work for the second round?
Yeah, I'm ready.
Okay.
Max, please spell the word.
Impossibility.
I-M-P-O...
You want me to say it?
Definition?
Something that's not possible.
El Possible?
It is easy, bro.
Okay. I...
Bro, you're gonna give me a hard sleep.
I am P O POSM POSM POSM I am P O S S I B I L I am P
Sound it out. Sound it out. I am P O S S I B I L I T Y
Correct. POSM. It's too easy.
Adapt. Are you ready?
I'm smart. Just let me just draw my brain out.
Adapt. Please spell the word candidate.
Oh, C-A-N-I-D-A-T-E.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Correct.
C-A-N-I-D-A-T-E.
Oh, you're wrong.
Incorrect.
How the fuck do you spell it?
They just don't...
Cainon.
Cain-D-I-D-A-T-E.
Wait, wait.
C-I-N...
C-A-N-D-I-D-A-T-E.
There's a stand with game money. Wait, is there silent D and Kennedy?
Next next I'm right here. I'm moving up to ninth grade now bet. I'm ready. I did that great
Great spelling be words. Hey, you ain't coming back. Fuck boy. It's not over. It's all right
Maybe the last one is still worth three. Oh fuck. Okay. Okay. Okay. Max up to a right if you're a max up
Max, please spell the word
home
homogenes
Oh yeah, it was a hard shit homogenize homogenize homogenesis
He can't even pronounce his mom fuck
He can't even
Homogenize homogenize
Do these better words homogenize?
H-O-M-O-G-E-N-I-V
Correct
Motherfucking it I'm smirming this life
Hell no
Fuck outta her
Fuck
Fuck
Fuck
Fuck
Fuck
Fuck
Fuck
That was so funny shit
Look at the 4.2, y'all get your pussy!
Oh my fucking god!
You don't even know the words!
I'm literally scrolling on a list of random words.
Are you ready for your words?
What does that word mean?
What does that word mean?
They get to homo.
They got to homo like, genisin' it.
Let's go on.
Pick it up!
What are you talkin' about?
Oh fuck.
But yeah, cheated.
Please spell the word.
Please spell the word technician.
Oh my god, you did it.
Oh.
This is like a what is it derivative of would you like me what is the word Matt easy this
little bit of Pokemon
There's a noun and they're my elbows. I can't really see it.
I'm going to look after technical equipment like a laboratory technician.
T-E-C-N-T-E-C-H-N-I-C-T-E-C-H-N-I-C-Shan.
that after C is I am.
Correct, technician.
Fuck with me, damn it.
Fuck, you guys can't see me.
Okay, we are moving up to 10 grade spelling words.
Technicians!
Wait for the...
I'm cold for that!
Yes, three, one.
Oh, you're correct.
We have...
How did he spell that word?
10 grade spelling words, Max, are you ready?
Yes.
Joe, I don't need this anymore.
I'm ready, I'm ready.
Let me get a 4.2, y'all power me up.
I'm in my L position too, so.
These are getting hard, I'm not gonna lie.
I'm ready, I'm hard.
I'm the hardest in the game.
Let's go.
Max, please spell neurosis.
And overly anxious and worried, that
is a sign of neurosis.
It's a mental illness with a name.
Neur-o-s-i-s.
Incorrect.
Neur-o-s-i-s.
It's neur-o-s-e-s.
Dumb ass.
Dad, are you ready to fuck it up?
I'm coming back, yeah, time to end it.
Please spell the word contradiction.
What?
Disease is made for disease, and they get contradicted.
God damn!
This one's easy.
Oh my god, bro.
I'm not going to lie, bro.
This is rigged.
It was rigged for adapt two rounds, or rigged for you
two rounds, or now it's rigged for adapt.
It's just the word con with tradition at the end.
Lacey, you're wrong.
Right?
Am I tripping or no?
Contradiction is contradiction of contradiction contradiction, right?
Contradiction
Oh wait a minute. Hold on a minute. Oh
I think this is wrong. Hmm. Hmm. I think that's wrong
So I'm smart and it's just look it says that for some reason all right. It says no roses. See that say that
Google is not wrong, right?
I think he was right
We're not going back and breathe like a judge. I'm smart and Google niggas
This is already official put it
He spelled this right can't go back and read you have to go for a view everything
Read strap around we're redoing it
All right contradiction
C-O-N-T-R-A, Contra, D-I-C, T-I-O-N, contradiction.
That's it, that's what it was.
Facts, right? Facts!
Sound it out, you gotta sound it out sometime.
Sound it out if you're ready.
I don't even know what this means.
Yeah!
It's the people going.
Let me see if I'm anxious.
Please spell the word pertinaceous, please. Yeah, maybe I can pronounce it. Why are you showing him this?
Pertinaceous, yeah, if you won't take no for an answer if you are pertinaceous
It means unyielding or hurt a lot pussy. Yeah
He's looking at the phone. How would he look at the phone? That's how we got
Defined the word is pertinaceous. It means
means he won't take no for an answer. Try to look at this from your perspective. Unguilding
or perversely persistent? Perversely persistent. Nigga, there's like seven ways to spell shits.
There's seven ways to spell purve. Just fucking shoot in the dark here. Purrtenacious. Purrtenacious.
P-E-R-T-N. Restart the word? Nigga, don't know shit. You know who she is talking about.
Let me let me hear the word again pertinaceous
This is literally some plot armor shit for a dad girl with the fuck
Pertinaceous yes syllable by syllable, please. I'll be on sure to go. No
You say a wrong letter
He was going to change it he was gonna go that's not how it works. That's definitely is though. I'm dead ass. No, it's not
No, I promise you all everything I love we could phone in Jason. We
Did lose
Okay
I'm up one he missed the last two
Brian
We're gonna do is three to one
Who y'all got
It's all good, bro. I got our boys my bad for the losses. I'm ready
Are you ready to start with adaptive you I've been going first every time
I need that yeah wait I should go first because if I dat loses then it's
automatically over but if I win it's on okay match your way
it's high-tech they adapt that oh yeah you're right
adapt to go first that would that's yes all right that we said you were gonna
go first no if you go no you go first then we just say he was gonna go first
it's up to you it's up to you who do you ever reverse I think that because
You've gone first twice in a row, right?
I went first for three times in a row.
Yeah, it don't matter.
It don't matter, it don't matter, it don't matter.
Really, it should be one at a time,
like, as they're around.
Exactly, yeah.
I think you should just go first.
No, maybe you.
I don't care, I'm going first.
I'm going first, I'm going first.
Fuck being a little, what the fuck?
I'm going first.
I'm going first.
Max, your word is rudimentary.
Don't.
Just kidding.
I'm not.
It means it means basic or at a very early stage
The test should be easy. It requires only a rudimentary understanding of the materials
Sounded out rudimentary
But it's like seven ways not to spell this brother English suck me
Can I want to spend if you get to run this is something I spell it you can spell it
I
Wissed no because then that takes away an option give them our word. That's not mine. I'm ready. Uh, our
It's not done. I'ma go you D
Do I go higher E?
Can you say the word rudimentary?
Are you D?
Say one more time rudimentary. Are you D E?
and incorrect
R-U-D-I-M-E-N-T-A-R-L-I
Fucking got the easiest word and you phoned in
Adapt, are you ready for your...
If you get this right, you win
If you get it wrong, you lose
Yes!
Game 7
Marsha's got the death meme
At Earth right now
I got the exact same word
Who do you want to phoned in?
My writer?
Yeah, I want equal dollar
I want equal dollar
Okay, Adapt, are you ready for your word?
Yeah
There's no way.
Sanctimonious.
That is so fucking...
Y'all just gave this thing out of bounds.
Sanctimonious.
Hold on and then you get scary readies!
Damn! I didn't get that!
Fuck no!
You got me for what you did.
Fuck!
The sanctimonious person sounds like a hypocrite when he preaches to a friend about the evils of a drunk.
Bro, there's one way to spell that, bro.
It's good, bro.
We're doing a spelling bee a make sure you spell it all in one you can't like jump back and forth and
C
T
It's either gonna be one two three or one two
Oh fuck
I said I oh us
It's about sanctimonious! I didn't even fucking knew I knew that!
Let's fucking go!
It's about sanctimonious, but thank you, Brazil's the country.
Yeah, it is the country.
Your word was so much easier.
Oh, I clutched up. Come on now.
Nigga's cheating. Come on now!
But it's just cheap.
This shit is cheap, bro.
I'm cold for that. I'm so cold for that.
Nigga's cheated the whole system.
I'm the smartest here at least we know who the dumbest phase member is
It's you you fucking idiot
Couldn't even oh my god. You said fucking art of sorrow wrote Romeo and Juliet
It came back you said the fucking the Roman Colosseum brought us a leaning tower of pizza
It's Nick called it the specific ocean you speak and spell Saint Timonius
Sounds like it sounds like the specific ocean people are like the specific ocean it can go both ways
Am I lying why the people are like, oh, that's a specific ocean all the time. He's a specific ocean
It's the specific ocean. It's just it's the way. I'm saying it. It's the way. I'm saying you got this. Yes
specific
What do you mean bro?
Nah, live is where it's hard to tell.
I didn't even know what sanctimonious means.
Guys, I mean, look, I'm gonna be honest bro,
this shit was literally rigged bro,
this is fucking rigged bro.
How is that rigged?
I was going first every time for this,
belly this shit is ridiculous.
Add it to the level, just add it to the level.
I did that too.
Nah, I went first the last one,
cause I got it wrong.
Guys, um, obviously, I know I'm not stupid,
so like, they can know I'm not stupid bro,
Sometimes you do a little bro, you got me,
a happy bro.
Add it to the L, ladies and gentlemen, add it to the L.
You do this.
Yeah, I know, right?
Just buy it there.
Did they add this to it?
You got my address?
Off to a dad that only started with a physical injury.
So now we're talking about before this.
We're like, okay, you gotta be all this shit in the past.
Starting now, because you just got another L.
Unless you're on this crazy dry street right now,
there's no way it's all lost.
Where do I go from here like yo bro guys?
I just lost to a dad in a competition where we had to use our brain yo guys
Why are saying niggas got skimmed go to calm? I
Don't even want to see I don't I don't want to see it. Yeah, I got her just such ass over
Anyways now it's that time where um, I really we don't get it that a hair
We got to talk about it too. We gotta talk about this. Oh
You get we didn't talk about this before we gotta figure out what I'm not pushing my shit back
No, that's not gonna push it back. That's what a lot
Brought some push in my shit back at all sit down
Pull up what is the now my boy here? I know that's a little bit different. It's a different assignment
How you doing my boy here? He's never had a lineup
So I'm fucking with the bad thing in your mode. Oh, is there anything you can now, you know, it's different hair texture
Is there anything you can do for my boy?
What does that mean, bro, I don't
I don't need my hair on you gonna be good game. I wouldn't say he saved yours. Oh
My shit literally but I listen I have my shit like this. I'm cool with my shit like this
I'm not I don't want to lie
Oh, I don't want to cut any of this.
Yo, gang, yo, I promise.
I'm not cutting none of this.
Yo, this shit is going to change so much.
I'm not cutting none of this.
I didn't know he never had that.
You just had him pull up.
I never was like, bet.
Let me sit in here and cut mine.
Like, get out of here.
We'll get a front taper.
At that, yo, just trust it.
Yo, you got to just trust me, bro.
Like, no, you got to trust me.
That's purposely guessed it.
You got to trust me.
I need to explain to me what the fuck is going on.
You got your I promise you this shit is gonna change your life boss silky shit. Yo fuck no
Your hair line's not gonna
Push it back
Okay, so I explain to me what you're about to do
Explain to me what you're about
What does that mean literally bro
Yo gang yo shit gonna be look bro. You gonna look mad manly. I'm so serious. Oh shit gonna look like something like this
I'm dead ass. It's just a straight line like yo, please just trust me
It'll run it instantly if you hate it you listen if to make it a straight line. I'm gonna cut all of it
I'm not are you crazy? You see a serious? He's here. Oh, hey, I'm not doing this
Yo, I'm down.
You think I'm pushing, you sitting here
and pushing my shit all the way back?
I'm cool with how, where I'm at.
Bro, y'all got a chill cause y'all scaring him, bro.
He gets the baby's edge in my hair.
Bro, I'm, I got the back symbol as a fucking hairline
that's fucking fire.
No, bro, can you just, yo, yo, bro,
you never thought saving your head ball would work.
Can you just trust me, bro?
Please, bro.
Worst case scenario, if you hate having a straight arm
that's, I don't know how you got the thing is
I can't just go back.
Yes, you can, it grows back.
Yeah, it will grow back.
Yo, just like bro.
I don't not try to fucking look like this.
Are you fucking serious?
Yo, why do I want that?
Are you fucking serious?
Why would I want that?
Why would I want that?
Even with the pictures you have up,
are you fucking serious?
Why would I want that?
Yo, gang, please.
Yo, I don't want that.
I do trust you.
You were you just push bro, literally he say don't yo beer. Yo, you don't look mad. It was push me in the right direction
Oh, you don't look so bright. Just want you to trust me, bro
This is like well, I promise you I do trust you, but this is my fucking hair
That's and you never thought saving your head ball will work and it did bro come on, bro
Yeah, I promise you're a hotel is dead. I said don't do it. It's no
Oh, don't say it man.
Run a poll, run a poll.
But they're gonna do the poll and they're gonna say vote.
And they're all gonna, or they're all gonna say do it.
Okay, so what's the different than them saying it?
Yo, I promise you, black people are literally
specialist in this haircut, Gary.
Let me check my phone.
Yes, I've been watching him bring my hair like this
for real, so what do you wear?
What do you actually, what other do you wear?
He asked him, one with the gray.
That's it, they go, oh, one with the gray,
you're like, bro, if it's ass,
you can wear it, do right.
No, no.
No, no.
There is no if it's ass.
I promise it's don't hit, bro.
Let's see, bro.
Oh my gosh, bro.
We never had a lot of fun.
I promise you it's don't, yo, that I prom.
This is the fucking example you're showing me, bro.
No, no.
Show me something else.
Like show me, I'm not.
This is not selling me.
Bang.
Bro, these are all, yo, you gonna look like,
yo, I promise you go, dang.
You might be able to say Nick after this shit.
I'm dead ass.
Like that I promise this shit don't hit bro
Bro, what it can you explain me break down what it is you're gonna do. Yeah, well you're saying you're saying straightening up
I know you talk about just straightening up listen listen Eric
Listen Eric is there just straight much of what I'm speaking literally and it's so you're just gonna touch this bro
He not go nothing getting pushed back
Just to make it straight bro, I pull your dad
Adat you gotta trust me. You gonna shake the mustache you bro. You go you're not even gonna go back to your old barber
I'm so serious, bro. Yo, what the fuck?
What the fuck is going on?
Let's make sure this room was on
Are you telling me niggas returned to being on stream is
is getting the clip off of me.
What?
He came with a hell of a breather.
He just played me with lights on.
I'm not going on yet.
No dicks up?
Great.
OK.
No, it's bad.
It's so bad.
I've been trying to keep it cool because I don't want to gas it, but now you're here.
Holy shit.
If I do this shit, we need to invest in some fucking deodorant for you.
OK?
Can you invest in a stick of deodorant?
If I line my shit up?
That's your fucking father.
It's gonna be a fun ass rest of the year, bro.
It's gonna be a fun ass rest of the year, bro.
It's gonna be a fun ass rest of the year.
Okay, so, she's gonna just
touch the widow's peak
and then touch the corners.
Bro, yeah, I'm trusting you.
You're not trolling. You're not doing anything.
All my life, all my life.
I don't know if you're trying to set me up right now.
I'm not trying to do that.
Who's to pull in this?
Someone else.
You brash. Are you trolling? Are you fucking trolling?
But this thing is just came to spray me with license y'all talking about your polo like notice man embarrassing
Yo, Ron need a lineup too. Oh, no, he's shit bad though cuz he should be seated so he shouldn't get a lineup
He'll need spray
You can get this lineup game. It'll change your life stop overthinking it, bro
Looks good. Yo, I doubt I'm dead ass, bro
So wait Eric you're gonna did you wait did you do silkies here haircut?
Who did see who did so please tell him if you get a lineup is don't be straight
Wait, there's a fucking room there
I'm not gonna lie, bro.
Yeah, that's where it done me.
Yo, yes, that's where Ian was, bro.
That's where Ian was.
So I gotta say, bye to the best.
Wait, so when you say Eric,
when you say touch the corners, what's that mean?
Bro, to make it straight, dang.
How do you make it straight?
The hair, the hair.
Yo, to get your hair hanging.
All right, come on, bro.
You got, can y'all hype the cut?
Bro, hype it up.
Wait, Soki was in the chat with Soki saying,
Yeah, he did my cut when I had that one taper.
Okay, look, hold on.
They're talking about when he had that one last taper.
That was so much,
the fucking front, that was Silkie's fault.
He jailed his shit down game.
All right, bro, I promise you.
That's what Silkie's saying here.
Bro, that is Silkie.
Bro, that was Silkie's fault, bro.
Hang on now.
That was Silkie's fault, bro.
For real?
Yes.
He jailed it down, bro.
He jailed it down.
Yo, stop overthinking.
gonna be crispy as a hoe I would never leave bro you are my bro I would never
leave you a straight like that okay let's go bro he's stressing wrong
okay but you're telling me that but you're not telling me if it's gonna look
good or yes it'll look good bro just you got it you feel me no he's never
Okay, okay, okay. Thank you, bro. Let's keep it simple. You don't even got a no-fade. Just
let him up. Yeah, just trust. Yeah, let me get it done. I want a prediction. Will adapt
like it. I think you will, bro. Bro, I promise you're good, bro. You got me stressing. Don't
Let's dress, bro.
You're a guy, bro, he gon' get you ready, gang.
I'm excited, y'all can go.
Why are you smiling, Ray?
Nigga, you know where he be smirking.
No, you're good, you're no where he be smirking.
Predictions in chat.
Wait, do you want a fade?
Uh, alright.
Just, just throwin' a line.
Not a fade would be-
You gotta go to a whole fade.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We getting you your first black haircut.
Get him a little, get him a little, get him a little,
a little low taper, fuck it.
I'ma turn on TTS2 chat so y'all can talk.
I've been doing the, I've been doing the tapers though.
Not, let's just see what the fuck in, what,
is there a way you can start with the lineup?
He'll start with the line.
And so all you're doing though,
is just touching this right here, right?
You're not pushing ship that.
He's not, no.
All right, let's try it.
This thing is balling myself.
Listen, I gotta make sure this is my fucking hair.
Bro, what?
Yo, right, you saw this thing
it's framing me with a reason.
Yeah.
Like, what the fuck is wrong?
That's so fucked up, bro. Y'all are the worst friends in the world
Talk it's crazy. Do you have talk? Yeah, I'm gonna make it pop though
Wait, I don't want to talk. I don't need to draw my head, bro. No way. Hold on
You see this the doubt
Fuck no fuck no no no no you already got me see here doing a hair no talk no
talk no talk oh absolutely not oh yes sir you clean you up relax relax relax
You clean you up. They got widows people 27 years
They get the size straight to
15 GG. No, but a target bro. You're good. I said GG. You're good, bro. You're good. Just wait
Oh, just wait. Oh, he just got started bro. Wait till he's done. Yeah, they're gassing you up, bro
They're gassing you up. Please just chill, bro
They're gassing you up. They're gassing you up, bro.
Adapting with his first black hip.
Let me see that.
Nah, don't worry. All the enhancements gonna save this thing.
I'm seeing it.
Nah, he calls it his eyes, nah, he feeling it.
Yeah.
Okay.
Hundred percent.
Are you sure?
Hundred percent, yes.
I already know. I already see the vision.
I see the line coming in.
I see how he's about to spray you up, too.
Okay.
TTS?
Someone
I'm not doing talk
They're saying this over OB no, you're good here's the thing though
Because you're not getting sprayed
It's not gonna look as crispy. You buddy. I got a booth pack. It's already telling me like this won't know
Hold on. Let's just give it a second. Just give it a second back. You give it a second, but though
just give it a second bro give it a second though what's going on hold on
just hold on bro hold on bro it's a silent the silence is really loud yeah
I promise you're good just let him cook real quick can you get my man see cuffs
right to a shit what the fuck is that don't worry don't worry wait what is
easy oh you're good you're good don't don't hesitate I promise you're good
It's a seacup. It's the side bro. You're not black. It's all good. No, you're good, bro. You're good
Nothing got pushed you literally just straight in it cuz he had a widow speak. He's good
You're good, bro. He's straight. Yo, I'm laughing down. Yo, and if you had spray, oh my gosh
He didn't he didn't bring it if you had spray, bro. Oh my god
What is that? Is that the shit that you get?
There you go. But that's sweats off?
No, but no, no, but that way I would have looked like Carlos Buzzer in his boots.
You're not spilling your sugar, honey.
Damn, now you looking mad, handsome, getting hot.
Fuck, I wish you guys played, huh?
Once you get a black, you'll never get a black.
Hey, yo, but facts, TZS on, don't flinch, don't flinch, don't flinch, you're good.
Don't flinch, don't flinch.
Don't flinch, I'm here, I'm locked in, I'm fucking doing it.
it. Come on me say it bro. Damn how it was. Now we got to restart. You good. He's coming
here to over. I can smell your nasty. Stop. Yo, I don't even mind. Wait, you know how
he is, bro. You know how he is. Please, bro. What's going on? Bro, you know what,
Bro, you're good, bro.
Not yet.
See? See? There he goes.
Now you look good.
What the fuck are you talking about, bro?
You're cooking, though.
He's cooking.
You're cooking, gang, too.
Oh my God.
Yo, y'all see that?
I owe him the night of $1.
We get next to sing a death is crazy.
You seeing it?
Hell yeah.
What are you seeing?
Turn this on?
Hang on, wait, hang on, now.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hang on, now.
You good, you good, man.
You good.
Well, hang on, now.
Now look, theoretically he can make a dap shit perfectly straight if he pushed it back, but he's not going to do that.
He's not going to do that. He's going to leave your natural line.
Next time, you can get sprayed, and that shit will be straight like mine even though my corner is going back.
That's how it works.
Then she got a 48 hour lifespan now.
Nigga what? It's literally been like four days.
But if we were to go hoop right now, by the end of our shit.
Don't see you trolling out. Tell him to push that shit back.
Okay.
It's hot.
Hang on now.
Yeah
Yeah, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay wait max you might have done
But all I'm telling you that it all probably give me one dollar. Do you want next?
Not ronson it lost cause
Yeah, but that's the thing though. He could do that to you too, but you don't have to play if you have to play
I would I would say you should get alignment. I mean do you want
So do you line your hair up at you do your hair line every time you get haircut? Yes, I never had did it ever
I know that's why we're doing it now. They just help clean you up, bro
Well, I'm a donated one go on max. This is the longest hair line has ever lost it. Are you keeping something from us?
It looks good though. It looks good. Thank you. You know, you see I'm saying so
Wait my shit going back in so now the fibers got something to attach to whereas before I was attaching to skin the monoxide bill is going nuts
Yeah, she's referred to warrior. Yep. Yeah, you're good game
All those Calyx y'all see where he's doing like wave lines. That's a dat natural line as I told you I was literally gonna be involved
He could bring it up and make it straight across or leave his natural line. He's leaving his natural line
He just did the widow speak. You said what?
Yeah, you see where the keys are
All right, no wonder you think you're not showering
What oh is that how it lasted that long the hairline?
because does it get rinsed off with the water or is that where the body comes into play?
well I wear I wear sourcats bro.
No, the assailant's actually good at biking. I thought he was fucked at first, but no.
No bro, just because he cut the widow he wasn't used to seeing him without the widow.
He just manicured on my boy.
Yeah, huh? Yeah, huh? You began your mustache line up or no? Yeah, I get cut like wait lined up
How do you know a trust is just let him shape up your face or you gonna look like a fresh-ass nigga
But trust okay bet activation. This is $1. You haven't steered me wrong. Yeah, bro
Wait turn so they can see the neck. Yeah. Yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, don't make a mustache too small
What what do you want going are you trying to go to bearded or do you want that I mean I just like
Keeping the mustache
Yeah
I had a lower the TTS though those damn brother bass and some bulls gone
And if you ask pray that she would be a straight line across what is spray explain that to me
Can you explain it? I don't okay. Look, I think I can basically bro. You know how you know how much
It'd be like crooked in the next day a straight
Yeah, that's what it's useful
So it's over the naturally good hairline like Alan don't really need a hands-miss but me because my shit thin at the corners
Yeah, it's basically like spray paint
That's kind of insane. Yes
Damn, I'm customizing this thing you're like this should make a little key the fuck just a bag a don't they have the sobs and don't
Yeah, I can't, I can't, I can't.
I mean, I'm not liking him, but he's very bald.
Chad, Chad, y'all are my lower to delay.
I had to turn it on,
cause Ian was answering questions the other day.
Sir, I'm looking like a man.
Well, I'm talking about right here.
Yeah.
Thank you for that donut, Parker.
Fine stuff.
Yeah, absolutely.
One donut.
What's next, bro?
You got me off of the ball, man.
Hold on, he ain't even touched the mustache yet.
Yeah
I'm gonna make it 15
There we go. I should be good now
Cuz I feel like a good friend right now that might turn me to a bad friend
Yeah, you have been a great friend so far this shit. I actually I was scared as hell
Told you bro. It doesn't it looks kind of good. I told you bro
Yo Lillie, I see what a line would be, this just is natural hair, then with the
spray the line would be right here, boom. Tell you guys.
This makes it all neat in your front.
Facts.
Yeah.
Why is your head so big? I have never seen someone with head this big.
Oh, me? I got big head.
You talking about me, gang?
You don't got as big of a head as me, though. We could go head for head.
There you go.
Oh, that's...
Oh!
I need some.
I need some.
I need some.
I did that. You see what I mean?
Yeah, that's the problem.
Be careful here, use a razor, I'll move.
Be careful.
Man of stench, put it back to W, line up.
I don't stink.
W-T-T-S.
Oh, baby.
What's happening right here?
He basically sharpen in it to make sure it's sharper.
I'm unfamiliar with this tool.
Oh, you're familiar with it?
I'm familiar.
Oh, yes, a razor.
Connor kept her name is one dollar. Are you going to use that animator and seen like you said? Oh
Yeah, I need that y'all. So I needed new intro Nova with like updated clips because right now it's still the old shit, right?
And then for the outro, I don't know. Can you make it me back blasting off in the space or like a shower or something?
Some cool shit just to prove to the whole maybe make me sexy or something. I just gotta
I don't want to use a background specific shit because I'd be moving around too much a shower chill, bro
You just said that
That's not what those are my words. Yes, sir. Bro. You see it, bro guys my I didn't have this before bro. I
Didn't have this before it. It's not just it's not just black. Is that from the Minoxidil? Yeah, how long have you been doing it for?
You think if my beer connected it would be game over?
Yo yes you should grow your beer then.
But it doesn't connect.
I try.
It doesn't.
I feel like it would have connected by now.
Spray tonight this shit generational.
Generational.
It's going to be crazy to spray.
Yo next time you got to get to spray bro.
Fuck.
Spray would be OD.
And that stays on until what?
That's fully lines you up, right?
Look, so my shit's still on here.
It's like, I don't know, it depends how well you take care.
It can stay on for like a week or two.
My shit just be going fast,
like I be sweating or whatever.
Like I got, Eric, when did you cut me?
Coming in, bro.
Like three, four days.
Kind of giving Mac Miller by inside Long Live Mac.
Long Live Mac Miller.
Mac's is still crooked.
That's crooked, Evan.
So that's crooked.
four days, yes, that's a record.
I know.
I know.
So if you keep doing the monoxy-dill,
is it gonna-
Oh, use that shit on your beard, man.
Is it gonna fully come back?
That makes you look so good, baby.
It depends.
It all depends.
You can take monoxy-dill, you can take finastera,
but that shit can give you erectile dysfunction.
So.
It can't be good.
Damn, my nails look good.
Yeah, bro, so I'm not trying to do that.
I already got you from me like meat problems.
Story um, but yeah, but I don't know about that. What do you mean? You've got me problems. Yeah
You looking sharp game. Let him he don't yeah. I'm like, oh, what's that?
Bunch of new shit. I've never seen before
Oh, no, I don't know what this is love to see y'all back come way to see what you guys
Oh, I love you Max also head cut to baby clean. I love you too, bro. Thank you for the bitch, but I love you man
Damn that side looking sharp see that guy's this how hold on
Just how his hairline will work if he had to spray damn
Damn them lines. Sorry boy. I hate the Johnny dead
Hang on now
It is kind of fire. Tell me you you might have come up. Tell me
Not Eric you were crazy
I did one go up. That's did you do that with Karina?
I can't really talk right now
Oh
Yeah
Have you been practicing for the Jeep 1v1?
No, I haven't. Are we gonna get in the gym?
This?
You wanna line up? What you want?
Line up? What do you mean by that?
When I say lined up that just means you see how it's gruffy he can make it like look organized?
Yeah, clean it up probably.
And it's my stash too. Thanks.
Just not too thin. Don't go too thin on it.
Often do you line up every time I get to cut that's gonna get the chalk on bro
You got to
You can wipe the chalk off after yeah, you can wipe the chalk off. You gotta get to talk. You gotta get to talk
Damn, yeah, you gotta get the top. You gotta get the top. It looks crazy though
No, no, no, you get that ass white down. He's gotta be that has got to be a same me with the child
Yo, come close.
That can't be good, bro.
All right, so look.
Guys, y'all see where it's like there's like fake a line?
Bro, that will all be in with the spray.
Damn!
Yo, you, bro, this shit dead ass look crispy.
I'm dead ass.
But it looks good.
I don't need a fucking-
No, no, the chalk won't be generational, bro.
Don't worry.
But for the clip, but I'm just gonna rinse it off.
I don't want it.
Hold on, let him finish up.
The chalk, bro.
I don't know, but what are you doing?
dancer. Thank y'all for all the stuff and bits.
That was a lot of brown slits.
I wouldn't even buy that.
Fuck no.
See this high norm really your man's because that would be like,
tell me I'm can't do that. I can't.
Yeah, don't do that.
And I don't know how eyebrows grow back in either.
Yeah, how does that work?
I'm no clue.
Have you ever got to slip?
I know you've gotten to slip before.
No, never.
Stop lying.
Never.
No, no, never.
Damn.
I used to get one in my hair when I was sitting like fucking
my grade. You know what I'm saying? But I'm 27. Oh, like a part. Yeah.
Max, can you please back up from the screen a little bit? I can
dare to smell you through my monitor. Thanks. Wait, what's
this right here? Okay, let's go. I mean, he mad light though.
Well, let's go up here. Yeah. It's gonna be like things.
Yeah, dark enough. One dollar. Now cheating one verse if
you want. Yeah. Now, the chalk is like cooking it
though it's hard it looks fire don't worry it's gonna be faint it's gonna be
faint it's gonna be faint it's gonna be faint yeah dark salt since he's light
you're not even gonna be able to see it though it's literally just to enhance
okay
What?
You're only going to get so donated one dollar, Adapt.
I'm being so serious when I say this.
It's over.
Should you run while you still can?
You should get him pushed back.
It's Chad.
It's Chad.
It's Chad.
For you!
Oh yeah!
Oh no!
What's going on here?
No worries.
What's this about?
It's just hand you over.
Okay.
Furned and donated one dollar.
A depth look smooth, no plays, and Max you stink, you shit, and P. Eddie, four liters.
I like, what am I supposed to say to you, bro? Fuck you.
What am I supposed to say, bro? Thanks for the donuts.
Do you really look at what?
What? My hair, like, just in terms of what I look like when I first met you, versus now?
It's a full, yeah.
That's like a full.
Now you look like you could play an NBA.
Dang.
Put down the alcohol on it.
That's just to keep you clean and shit gonna burn down, but you don't need that, you don't need that, you don't need that.
Who's my NBA comparison?
Zach Levine.
Who?
Zach Levine in the face.
Zach Levine you think?
Yeah, why Zach Levine?
Got the same cut too.
Ask Caruso before he went, wait was he ever not voted?
This the Lanzo ball cut, but that's not about it.
Yeah.
Tatei Vicenzo, yep.
They're saying Chomar.
One divided one dollar.
Adept booking flights to Turkey after this.
You good.
You good. Yeah, I think I'm good on the turkey trip. Yeah, you actually yeah, nah, but you deadass got mad calluses done
What's that mean like on my heart for your hair go up like so it's supposed to be even across but it's like you've done
Like my most people some people have naturally straight hairlines. I don't
You know either so you want to hit Turkey
I
Bro playing that in the back. I was trying to get geek done
Now I would question, but why do you get so red?
Cuz I'm so white
Like
No, like if I hold my breath or like you said you want to
Please listen to some Afro beats. Okay. You gotta listen to Afro music and we gotta listen to kpop
Which I want to hear more so what is the chalk do it's just like yeah
You're not even gonna be able to see it bro. I promise it's mad thing you like that 81 dollar
Mac Milivine's maybe with the death new cut I could be wrong longer Mac
You're not even gonna be able to see it. It's actually dead-ass like a fuck. I can't even see it
That's fine
Oh
Not inside look crazy
Then they took the camera off like in a good way or bad
Fix beard
No, I mean that's up to you bro. No, no, no, I don't want to get out of there
So you feel me? It's making a line it's making a line sharp. Oh
Like you don't do the talk like how to filly niggas do the talk. It's like fades like a fake pop to Jason
Lol trying to still swag bro. Lol your game
We're so you got the crib. Soky
Don't let me leave your past week schedule game because I
I will really expose it
Yeah, you did to the end racism, bro. This is big
Big bruh, the first time I've ever looked at my hair.
My hairline bruh, is that crazy?
Have you been doing this for like your whole life?
Getting your hairline on?
I just go in there and say, fuck it.
Yeah, yeah, you're not supposed to say fuck it.
That's actually a pretty bad idea.
That's a bad mentality, right?
Here's the thing, most white niggas don't have hairlines.
So, you good?
And you know why?
Cause white hair is like,
or like,
looser texture of hair is harder to line up anyway.
What, you got shit like this?
Like when your hair is this short, it's like,
it's just different.
I don't know how to explain it, bro.
Hair texture shit.
Like is your hair straight or is it wavy?
So you can get off that naked dick
and, oh bro, I can expose your schedule.
Wake up.
How many cups laying around your bedroom?
Silky, how many cups you got laying around?
How many prescription bottles?
How many, how many, how many pill bottles
you got laying around, man?
Bro, just keep it a buck, bro.
Just keep it a buck.
Keep it a buck, bro.
Keep it on it, bro.
Oh, no, Silky.
Keep it on it, bro.
Gotta fight back.
Can we listen to Dembao, AKA Dominican music?
Yeller, yeller.
Now that's it, sir.
And then his mustache?
It definitely looks way better right here.
Bro, I'm not gonna lie, no way I've never gotten that done.
Bro, it can look way better.
That's the thing?
Yes.
Yes.
I don't think Phantom in here, it was a donation.
Someone named Phantom donated,
slapped some alcohol on his face.
Where is that girl?
Yeah, nah, let me touch it, do that.
I
Said gas fan of you mad zesty boy
Damn in jail now we give the best time to go and tick the flip since you don't have to find your hand on normal big bra
When was I ever doing?
What?
Yeah, you like big
So what's the next don't talk?
Yeah
Yo! Yeah, get rid of that pedo stash!
Can you say range from the hurricane please M scared for him RIP Mirage?
Oh my God, that shit looks sharp!
Don't move, don't move!
Max I love bro, but please back up.
I'm on fault.
Like bro, come on bro.
What's up?
Yeah!
Shit!
Not gonna press the other side.
$1.00, adapt to get these spray, trust me.
Nice!
Now that it looks like your hairline is still in the trick for days.
he don't he don't get what we don't have no spray there's no spray this time
bro next time next time that's why his lineup like that he didn't want to push
back the lineup yeah I don't understand he would have had to push a depth
airline back to get it perfectly straight and then his forehead will be on a
six head bro and about to be on a depth meet when she sees his new lineup the
fuck out of the fuck of course you would know ha ha
don't have those passings is he an exotic armor you take it would be fine
on a damped night I got the remains of a taper so he kind of dare right now but
if you ever want to try that spray out that's what I already have no is it
not it's a failure yeah but it's not bad though it don't look like it was a
Let it go in.
Alright.
You're going down to me.
Y'all don't want some wild shit.
Eli donated one dollar.
Hey Max, would you ever get this tongue adapt gone?
Nah, cause I don't have a baldy.
So, the fuck?
You would never go full buzz.
What are you doing?
I'm sewing in what it would look like.
What's your teeth?
What are you doing with your teeth?
Huh?
What are you doing with your teeth?
Bro, the pushback is so necessary.
Nah, it's good.
What the fuck is that?
Guys, what's I think?
What are you doing?
I'm showing what I look like bald.
What's your thing?
You're awesome.
I don't know.
It feels good.
I'm going to find out what I can do.
I'm the man of stench.
It's nothing wrong with it, but like, I don't think, yeah.
I look like Diddy a little.
Maybe Halloween this year?
You could be like a 2005-2006 zitty.
like when he's in his prime and Diddy like prime Diddy take a screenshot put in the
calm how I'm looking let me get a one through ten rating Yuri donated one
dollar Max Lazy I stay under the back today and be preled with a cross-hairs
would you not say that prime Diddy like what is what is the fine kid
what is I think about it when was he really doing he got a lot of your
mustache up again so focus up what are you gonna be for a Halloween this
Why do they keep saying that?
You know why they keep saying that.
Five gets it.
Thank you for the five!
W.B.K. for getting a depth drive I fucked with the man of stench,
Snort, Cramps, Itch,
Gilt Taken from Ken Pass and this is Fire.
Damn this music bit is fire!
You see?
Yeah.
A depth of the time I spent on the music.
I'm not gonna lie.
I'm not gonna lie.
I'm not gonna lie.
Yes.
Adept the tattoo to lead girls cat.
Ain't nothing wrong with that bro.
Damn.
Hold on, let him do the mustache.
Don't move.
Joey dropped the what?
Yeah.
Eddie Undescorge, 225 donated $1.
Can I get the crown for the number one parasocial?
Also adept how much shots to fuck Corina.
We get it.
Oh, thank you for the fire, buddy.
Oh yeah.
Yo, he actually went crazy.
Oh yeah.
Max, I recalled a death during the Southern
and to finally get him back,
they kicking a shot on me in 2015 on carrier.
See, that's some real negative shit, bro.
Thank you for telling me that.
That's a OG.
Thanks for the bits.
Was it a nice shot?
I mean, I don't know.
Were you really faking your trick shots?
I'm gonna be honest.
No.
For honesty, were you faking your trick shots?
Hand of God, Nagy.
Call McLean that underscored her name in one go.
Mods under me, please, all I said was for Max to stop crying that one time.
I've never seen one.
And see the actual horrendous shit spoken in chat, but no one bad say.
BTW, you're going to be scared to push this shit back like 1-16th of an inch.
They're not beer looking nice!
Hang on now.
Damn it, Doug, come on now.
Prying, Bitty?
Can't do it.
Can't do it.
Can't do it.
Come on.
Turn your phone off.
Yeah!
Saucy on Carlos donated one dollar.
And the name is that you?
Damn!
He ain't been in the mustache here.
That's what we were last name.
Damn, how is this hair pattern?
Yeah, see this?
What the fuck?
He donated one dollar.
Jack's saying I was here for the last time in daft
we'll ever have a normal hair line.
What does that mean?
Tell the barber to suck his tongue?
Hey, yo.
Yo!
Mmm!
How'd you do that?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Finally, bruh. That's the scraggly shit with blowing my shit.
I got you look amazing.
I love the shaved head so much better.
Max, you look good.
You said they like that shaved head, bruh?
If it does, you don't know.
Thank you for the best, bruh. I appreciate you.
I don't think I could ever go back.
Look, he'd go back to my like long hair.
It would take mad long, too.
I received $1 to Blackboard Max. In Sheriffs where the app is playing, I found your name,
a whispered swagger.
Damn! That boy like a man again!
Oh!
Damn!
A quiet storm, a fire born where hearts are warm, in every night.
Oh, shits! Oh, shits!
There's her!
Oh, you went crazy! Damn!
There's her!
Eww, eww, facts.
Max, I really mean it. Give me back up further from the screen. I can't keep watching with my nose plunked.
Ha, at this point where we all got it, bro, I don't like, look the fuck bro.
I've have slowly donated one dollar. Max about to have a McDonald's airline in four years.
Stop talking to me, bro.
Yes, sir. Damn. I was really true to going into this. I told you, bro
What's this?
What does that do? It's it because you got a cut like yours in his opening so it disinfects it
I advise you get it's gonna burn a little the alcohol
Why do I need to put that on my arm?
Find the negative one dollar. I want to hear the challenge
Oh
Oh, hold on close your eyes a taste close your eyes in your mouth nigga
It's infected just sit through you're 27
There you go
No, it's tough. No, it's tough. Oh
God I could taste it. I taste it guys. How are you looking?
So was it hang on now hang on now must ask whoa
Oh
my god
This is fire.
Hey look, this is what I'm thinking for, you know.
I'm thinking for me, this is a fire.
I think we gotta see you with the spray,
cause you've never seen yourself
with a fully straight hair line.
And that should make change your life.
The spray?
Or, look it may change your life.
Or, hold on let me mute it.
I'm fine starting SLG.
Put the fuck out of her bitch ass.
Make it fuck out of her.
Make it we don't play like that.
Get out of her boy.
Now, here's the thing though.
While it may change your life,
you may also not like it cause it may look like
too straight.
Yeah.
It just depends.
You just gotta see, but it goes away.
It'll wash away.
Anyways, guys.
Do you like the cut?
They run in prediction.
What do they think you?
I fuck with it.
Pay out.
I'll fuck with you.
Pay out.
Nah, I fuck with it too.
You look good.
Now you look clean.
You look clean.
I thought you were setting me up.
No, bro.
I wouldn't set up a nigga hair, bro.
I have too many hair problems, I promise.
Yeah, I mean.
I can't set up a nigga for hair, bro.
No, it looks good.
Yeah, there, Eric.
Thank you, my brother.
Thank you, Eric.
Appreciate you. Damn. I said the bread I got you. Yeah, um
Next time bro
Try the spray
Yeah, what do y'all think the second he started cutting my hair they all just started spinning GG
I'm sorry. I started drinking because they were trolling
Yeah, sir
Sir, all the back and you know you look like a fucking light skin, bro neck up
What we think chat now you can pull all races for sure. Oh it's fire. It's fire. You cook
I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. Wait, bro. You better. Did you just take hot nigga?
Wow that niggas get a fucking taper start type of hot
I was really tripping when you're like you got to get a hairline because that sounds crazy
What that's what you were how you said it. I didn't know that you know I mean like
Yeah, that's what I couldn't do it before
No, this is I I'm gonna have to start lining it up every time I get cut never
No, it looks good. Yeah
What?
Damn it check if you look it damn you got to like show a photo what I look like with my hair
When I first came to the fakes eyes and then now when we first really started wait till you get that spring wait
Wait till you get that
Even discovered this I've been alive for 27 years and we never knew about a line up
That's the thing you can't have a local with no lineup. That's what I was trying to tell you bro
local with no lineup is crazy
Now for anyone saying why the fuck do a dad got squiggly lines in his hairline
That's his natural line. So what the barber could have did you see this? He could have brought it here
Yeah, but that would have pushed it and I push it back. That's it back
So I had a big I would have had like a forehead. That's the same thing he could do for me
But what he do is he spray it in and that's why I need to be like you get your hair line sprayed to make it even and it pushes it
Yeah, instead of pushing it back. It just doesn't last forever. You think I should keep my natural color though, right?
No, not now. I'm looking at it. I'm like this is a good right okay earlier
You look clean. I don't think you need to go wrong. Chad, what's that thing?
Hey, y'all know how I had it blonde before when I was during the
sub-a-thon I had it blonde? I shaved it and my natural color came in.
Yo, run up all, blend or keep the color? Run up all for it back.
They're saying blonde. They are about blonde. I think it's just iconic, bro.
You was headbutting cameras and shit. It was. The shit was legendary.
Run up all, blend or keep. I feel like you keep this for a while, see how you're
feeling. Grow it out a little. You get what I'm saying?
Yeah, cuz you know what it might be is might be that the bomb was a little longer the blind now
You could keep a low cook but you could have like a longer
Well, go when I win if I go long the only thing is in like two weeks my natural color is gonna grow in and that's the thing
You gotta keep doing I gotta keep bleaching every like two three weeks. Yeah, which could get annoying
Yes, 67 that which is not that bad
I think you keep it and then you see how you like it a lot honestly now. I'm seeing it don't look bad at all
I don't I definitely looks better. It definitely looks better like this and a fucking bassin single. Yeah, 100%
All right, bro, let me get a W that and I was like are you smart in the fifth grader?
He beat me sadly. I don't know fucking how he got a haircut. We got him the first black haircut my brother
Hey, it's a good ass dream. Yes, sir. So good ass dream. Let me get a new doctor to shut
I don't know what I'm gonna do for the rest of this bitch though. I'm not gonna lie
I'm probably gonna head back to my need to bring everything for
I'm here now fast. I got I got a spot now in the phase out. So when are you um, what do you know a day?
You gonna be back? I'm gonna set my whole room up do everything tomorrow and then stream on the 10th
I bet stream on the 10th do my first stream. I don't know what exactly I'm gonna do
But I'm gonna set my room and then I'm gonna be living in the phase out
Yeah fire like we'll all have our own spots. We'll all be able to stream here. It's gonna be fire
I'm excited guys. I'm looking to Friday
The thing is I don't think I don't know Jason to be fucking home, but I'm looking to Friday set up a phase game night
I want to do a phase game night with all the boys with all of us in this crib
That would be why you we just we just got to see okay. We got to see I gotta wait. All right
All right chat. So I'm gonna see I'm gonna ask all the boys
Gotta run the game. That's we got to do the weekly game nights as Halloween. So I should do horror games. Oh
What if we get up? Oh
Every week we got to do a game that we should for October we should do a different scary game or a horror game or even zombies
If we could do we see players off. We should we got to at least once a week. Yeah, I'm down
All right, I'm gonna see you tomorrow. I bet
Yeah, I don't see him so I'm gonna catch y'all yes, I appreciate y'all that was mad fun
Yes, sir, and I'm off the new haircut now fuck with it bro. Go look in the mirror
I'm gonna catch y'all
I bet I bro
Yes, I'm out of in his air good. All right, bro. I'm not gonna lie. I gotta order some of them starving. It's been five hours
It looked good. Yeah
Yeah, yeah, sir
Yes, are you welcome?
Bro, you gotta take my advice, bro. I'm not all the boys this
Yeah, the kpop. Yo, what are the genres we got to get through kpop afro
Jazz
We just got our country. Yes country's a big one
Lee save jazz for later. That's my dad would do
What should we start with that? I don't start with that today. I'm not a lot bro
I'm here for the camera. How long we've been live four hours. I got like I got like a couple hours left to me. We'll see
Joey drop I'm gonna take it out. Do any other new music drop or not?
All right, this is what we're gonna run for the rest of this shit. We still haven't did my trials
But guys have the Twitter mods been better. Yes or no?
Because bro, I seen a poll today about shit getting hidden. I told niggas to stop doing that
But to my knowledge shit's been better has shit been better. Yes or no run a poll
Has Twitter my husband better damn poll dick rather. I'm gonna talk to them after about to my knowledge shit been better
So whatever we'll see black pink and less of film
Haven't been accepted for two months firing spree. They've been hiding tweets left and right
All right, we'll figure it out. We need to start the league and shit like this. This is fucking ridiculous. Hold on
This shit should not be allowed at this point. This is fucking ridiculous
Please
Yeah, are you in a car this thing a lead the house? What's up, bro?
Has it been better
Not a lot bro you sound like you're in a aquarium right now. Okay. Yeah
Okay, they're trying to grow as a team together trying to
Yeah, and that's what I think makes more sense instead of me just getting more mods adding people's Loki not the problem
It's about just the current negative. I mean, you know what I'm saying
I mean, I believe in my mom's team
I just want to make sure y'all like the mods too which not always gonna be possible cuz niggas gonna be game band and they should
Remove when they post stupid shit, but I don't really want to change them off. Honestly
But we'll see though. I don't bro nice
He's not even here
My cuss fire I didn't get a cut
Alright, bro
Now we got a couple things to look at playlists you too
D-Naked Keys to the Side, Hutt, D-Naked Keys to the Side, Hutt, D-Naked Keys to the Side.
20 women verse 1 Kensington, yo, Crager.
Now, I seen some absolute bullshit on my screen.
This shit is called the Real Husband, House Husbands Aditi.
I don't know what this is and I really don't want to understand, but I'm gonna give
it a shot.
This week on the Real House Husbands of David.
I loved me a good laugh before bed man, and Mia Khalifa found herself in the shittiest
situation possible.
Look at this.
Pinks up her nose, poop with her face mask, nose in her head, and pithas blitz around
to see if any one sees us.
This is Mia Khalifa?
This is about to be.
Oh my goodness.
She's got a...
Oh no!
No!
This has got to be a random bit.
This is not Mia Khalifa.
The mask bag on?
Yikes!
And if he peeps, he had a little prayer, so she stopped and then slowly there was like,
Ah, I gotta do it.
Me and Khalif are in this past, he said in my life.
But I think that tops the cake.
Like, I deadass don't know what I watch.
Why is Diddy covering my...
Guys, listen, he's my whole baby bro.
He my littlest baby.
The fucks...
The fuck is the polar bear doing?
And all the detectives...
Yo, listen!
Stop this shit!
You see the smile? You see the smile? You can't make me mad.
Maybe it's time to hit this baby bro. I want to fuck on you.
Yeah, I know. Yeah, I got the fight. You get the best.
Okay, I'm going to ask him.
I know why. I know why.
I wasn't even in drag, bro. I wasn't even in drag and the nigga and the nigga max grabbed me
Why is did he cover in chafes out of my own?
Narn free will it was saying like I was like I was blushing like what I wasn't even in drag
This could be the worst YouTube video of the year. I just want to say that this might be this is fucking trash
I don't know what I'm watching
I'm sure it's Ava.
I'm not!
Yo bro, I'm not going to lie bro.
Like, looking back at this shit,
there's a reason this nigga twizzler cannot be on stream no more.
Bro, I wasn't meant to be with Ava bro.
Look at what's going on with my nigga.
Do you see this? This nigga, yo.
I'm not telling you 16 year olds that.
Bro, I'm not taking shit with my nigga!
I'm not telling you 16 year olds that.
I'm not telling you 16 year olds that.
I wasn't even in drag bro. I wasn't even in drag and then they don't
Was this the office rooms?
But there is no direction of this video and the nigga max grabbed me out of out of my own
Non-free will he's with Sam I was like I was blessing like what?
You already know the vine starts working for this song
What happened?
She literally just asked if me and her can only play duos without Tupor.
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie. You see my face here?
I feel like I'm super easy to read, bro.
But it's just that ass, y'all, when I heard that, you know when y'all heart doing like, that shit's getting like, you feel me?
It do like a double, it do double dutch.
Bro, I'm not gonna lie, that shit hit me like a fucking dagger.
That shit was fucked up. Look at my face.
She literally just asked if me and her can only play duos without Tupor.
This is the worst video call time.
Y'all bro, lock in with your channel game.
Glisten has stolen away all the hoes that take you smooth, scared away from Plackboy Max.
Also, world famous nice lady Mia Khalifa stopped Biomegal to entertain the 5-star Plackboy Max Online fan club.
What the fuck is this nigga talking about?
Season 5, bitch, what?
This nigga's awesome.
My favorite stinky streamer don't come in those bits saying that type of shit, bro
You are a first-time chatter, bro. See any y'all niggas start acting up, but this is so fucking annoying
What are you talking about? Get out of here with all that shit, bro
Wow now this is content now this is content, bro
Yeah, you got my bear's the thing though. Tell me what or good ear
But yeah, I got you to make sure you read that shit
QTC or just leave the vote and open enough for banks to be at a bot that shit one or the other but I got you
Cinderella, mate.
Get out of my channel before I oil you up.
I love your babies.
Bro, why is this nigga here, bro?
How did y'all make it look so real that he got titties?
Bro, how did y'all, bro, this shit is so weird, bro.
Next vid, bro.
The Real Husbands.
This is one of the weirdest pages ever, bro.
This week on the Real House Husbands of D.I.D.
Uh, it asked my sister if she wanted to play a quick game for a kid.
I'm just-
Oh my god!
Fuck all of that. That guy looked like this nigga brother.
He's like, hahaha.
That's his sis? Oh, what?
Type C, type C.
Wait, what?!
Wait! Oh!
Y'all!
I thought she meant her girlfriend, bitch, bro.
Bro, what? I'm at bro, damn.
Damn, I'm not gonna lie.
I'm gonna just keep going.
Oh, this looks crazy.
Cutie, I'm sorry I have to watch this.
I'm trying to be more brand friendly, but not today.
Phase 5 star granny, take 5 stars out your name.
You can't rep this shit, nigga.
Take 5 stars out your name.
Yo, I don't know if this was a real post,
But John niggas wild this gotta be photoshop. That's not his sister. That's his ex. That's all
Why he got turd on his face?
Boy, I don't remember now. I see my place on the door. What are you doing?
Crab the neck like I if it was just a kiss on the cheek. Okay, everybody kissed a brother before
But nigga the neck right now. I
Don't know about this
It's not that bad, bro. It's not bad. It's like on some low bro. Y'all niggas is mad weird.
Yo, this looks crazy.
Bro, see, I knew your channel was shit, nigga. What the fuck is this, dude?
I ain't, bro, I ain't do this when I went to the A&P house.
I want to see where this nigga started, bro. He's been doing this for two months
Season 12 season one episode 12 season. Boom. He's jumping mad days
12 to 21 to 28
Come on, I'm the man!
Yeah, nah, niggas are so crazy, dude.
Bro, what is this intro?
Like, this nigga really made a sitcom, bro.
This week on the Real House Husbands of Digg.
This is the-
Bro.
This week on the Real House Husbands of Digg.
This nigga cosplays as Dabo's sister on Twitter.
I knew it was a weirdo.
Please, that gonna be hit my phone very soon.
Max, you gonna let Stokey break your shirt?
Yo bro, if you want to take me here, just let me know.
We not gay, sometimes shit just get buried from you.
I'm not gay, bro, I didn't know.
What the fuck do you mean shit get buried from you?
Don't look at me, bro.
I'm not gay, bro.
Yeah, I'm gay, bro.
I'm not gay, or me.
Did you go before you came over?
No.
Why was all that coming?
Yo bro, you stalking the niggas and then the bitch is coming.
I could get it.
No, no, niggas coming too.
What?
Eight bloods.
Contacts niggas throwing each other on the bed might be a little a-yo
This shit need to be on Netflix. No, this shit is ass, bro. See I niggas love this weird shit, bro
Y'all is fucking sick in the head, bro
Like do I binge-rush this I don't know what to do
This week on the Real House Husbands of Digg
racist
How is this racist?
Like what is wrong with you, bro
You saw me your pet horsey, but it's a little like your back. Yeah, so you better ride the horse
What the fuck is your bed doing in the middle of the shit, bro? Go back like
No, bro. No wait, so the feets go back go back to the chair, bro
You said chair one stream
Yo, so the chair though
What is that? Can you explain it like what the fuck?
This is junk. Oh
Yeah, he would have got you right. He's gonna come back. Um, all right, bro, say take pigs and shit, bro
Have fun. All right. I
Not a lot
I'll push in a group chat. He could come tomorrow
I bet I don't bro. I'm gonna talk to you later. I
Love you too, bro
Now back to this
This gotta be photoshop
what the fuck is this bro this should look mad crazy bro this was just another
episode of Jax and you know man me and bro was getting massages I don't think
there's nothing that crazy with that now the way I'm lazy laying look
Agent said n-word? What? He said we can say it right?
We need to haunt him first.
Now they're going to play basketball instead.
I still don't understand why he jumped.
Yo, he's been doing this consistently, bro.
Like, what the fuck?
This week, I'm the real house husband of Dave.
What are you doing? Yo, you can't fall in love with me.
Why was I that whole episode what the fuck is this and the run from gay Twitter
Episode 4 season 1 the nigga is going backwards in episode count he started at 12
now he's at 4 or 5 videos in this week on the real-house husbands of dead this
week on the real-house husbands of dead
Real House Husbands of Ditty.
Because we are on gay Twitter, Dan.
I want to see you right now.
I'm from gay Twitter.
This makes sense.
Season finale, season one.
This week on the Real House Husbands of Ditty.
Yo, we going to take care of him though.
We going to get him a good, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hunt is underway for phase bang split.
This week on the Real House Husbands of Ditty.
This week on the Real House Husbands of Digg.
Yeah, we gonna take care of them though.
We gonna get out and get the hell out of here.
And the manhunt is underway for Faze Banks, who is pictured here.
While my stander was able to obtain video of the actual theft in progress.
The 648 Media Mobile has a history of manhunt-loon zest.
FDF officials rated this video as...
Oh, they keep going into replay!
What did you do after a video service?
No, that's not a big part.
It's John Stitty.
Oh, but he's got longer.
What the fuck is he doing?
He's still recovering me.
Fuck no.
Maybe the haircut.
Yes, you look like Dex.
You're gonna be screaming.
What the fuck?
Oh, I'm gonna get this.
That was season one finale.
Five-star Diddy 2024 commercial.
Wait, is he calling me five-star diddy?
How does a nigga like this even
How does he do some shit like this? How do you come up with something like this?
Silky and Max diddy promo like he been doing it for months
Ten pounds of diddy five pounds of sack
Yeah, bro
Blackboard Max promo diddy version
Bro this nigga is doing this shit for 10 views bro. He's passionate, bro
Faze lacy put where is season two start nigga?
Season two episode 25. Why does it start there?
Like is that not weirdio this week on the real-house husbands of dig
Jason needs to keep his pants on around black boy Max's dad
I'm like, oh, there was such a long way to go to the bathroom.
You know, you always need to have somehow, wherever you can,
to make poses of hands all the way down,
and then if you walk in, you'll turn walking, or you'll be flat.
So, Chibi, take your shirt off.
I'm not thinking of anything.
You don't go in?
I do.
Your eyes are going to play.
You did.
Game shirt.
You're a little insane.
You and Lacey, man.
See, I actually put me and Lacey at really slow.
Well, Lacey was here, really.
I look weird as soon.
He's watching shut up my dad is this one day you come out of gun
pause
Throwing out the camera because cool is in the morning. My dad was getting dressed, too
I guess you did not spend a video and you know, I just saw his wing
He cooks awesome. That's a nice
Sick as the
Huh, as you compare to yours. No, it wasn't stick
Proud what are you talking about?
How are you doing?
I'm doing well, I'm doing well, I'm just chillin' man.
But Sketch has these.
Yeah, he does.
Just by the way, he's here in slang.
Wait, wait, wait, hold on.
Put your head down again?
Cause I'm gonna be trolled!
You and then you walk up and just like you're back...
WHAT?!
Did this nigga just do a free frame or is my shit lagged?
You and then you walk up and just like you're back...
WHAT?!
What the fuck?!
Nah, yeah, bro, I'm not a lot, bro.
This is one of the weirdest niggas I've ever, ever, ever seen
started YouTube channel in existence.
It's like, damn, here's your pipelines.
Be a school shooter or turn to this.
This nigga had two pipelines.
I don't know what was worse.
This for 25 years, game.
This nigga just do this for the passion, bro.
All right.
What the fuck, who's that?
What the fuck?
Oh, shit!
How long were y'all out?
My friend back in middle school used to jerk as a dog.
And you're at school, that's a great dog when I was a kid.
I was like, what the fuck?
This way, I'm a real house husband of dick.
Yeah, he's gay, I think.
If I was gay as me,
Uh, bro, I was thinking if you can talk to me,
you just write to me, I can see your accent.
I never tell you.
Oh, this is out of live tracks.
Every season, just step up.
It was the easy KS thing.
That's a cow.
They called the KS thing.
Uh, bro, I was thinking if you can talk to me,
you just write to me, I can see your accent.
I never tell you.
I'm not going to go to the same town, man.
I'm not going to go to the same town.
I'm not going to go to the same town.
Honestly.
He's dead, bro.
He's probably dead.
Come on, he's not gonna be the best decision.
Ray's really doing a diddy work.
He's probably dead.
Someone got a full stop open on me.
He's gonna be like, oh, why'd you do that?
Why'd you put up that big fucking bowing?
Ray's gonna go like, dang it.
I wonder if that, like,
bro, somebody doesn't think
about suck the energy out of you, bro.
Why?
I don't know anything.
Why?
I'm starting to see it, bro.
I get it, bro. I get it. I get what this nigga right here is, bro. I get what this nigga right here is
Bro this nigga jumping the plot around like this shit like a fucking sitcom bro, he's jumping from scene to scene
I'm sorry, I'm the leader though.
That's space trade, I was always in school, so that's it.
They got a big straight on the wall.
Only smart, smart.
What are they doing?
No, they're not women.
Yes, they are.
They're not women.
They're not women, they look.
Yes, they are.
No, they're not women.
Because don't list that deep up with your age in the comics.
They're the bars.
Okay, be on the bar.
What the fuck are you with me?
They're the bluesies.
They're the bluesies.
from 3.5, it's not really decent.
Bro, no, nigga, he just makin' up numbers.
The niggas went from season two episode 25 to episode 21.
This week on the Real House Husbands of Day.
Bro, he been doing this for two months, bro.
We're gonna make a move.
We seen this one, right?
The nigga, yeah, this nigga got reruns, bro.
You thought it was gonna hit more the second time, big bro?
Okay, he's sesty.
How sesty do you want it?
A little?
A little more?
How about a lot more?
Well, I just don't,
yo, I'm about to get tight.
Streamer Mario's a freaky frog,
free Diddy benefit party?
Worth, California.
In December, 2022, Diddy not only threw them
an extravagant sweet 16 party
with a science fiction theme,
he also surprised his daughters
with brand new identical Range Rovers.
He even had rap star Koi Lee Ray perform.
Their modeling careers.
What the fuck is this?
Oh, this nigga's on some absolute mad shit.
Did this nigga just go to season six?
Oh, I was watching him reverse.
My bad guys, my bad.
Breaking news, Silky's butt got taken.
Silky's booty was taken at universal studios
in Los Angeles and a manhunt is underway
for phased banks who was pictured here.
A bystander was able to attain video of the actual effect in progress.
Damn, never seen it! He had it at his own, bro.
This gotta be after effects. I've never seen this, bro.
That was the horrifying scene yesterday that has a rescue party searching for Twitch streamers silky-doo riots, bud.
Residents are advised to lock their doors because the suspect is still at large.
Okay. Yeah, I see what he's doing here.
Let's get back to the app this nigga just gave up on season two
Damn, how long is this?
Damn, what the fuck?
No, bro, he did eat that asterisk
See and this confirms this is a five-star nigga. Thank you. I knew it. Of course it is
Of course it is bro. All right season one or season
Wow, so the nigga goes from season 2 to season 3 to season 2 to season 4 to season 1.
Plackboy Max sends sketch? What?
To hunt down Duke Denny.
This week on the Real House Husbands of Digg.
Again, good job.
Blower black.
Damn, nigga's better than Blacky Dan, bruh.
Alright.
Yeah, here's the good thing.
We're done.
We're done. We're done here. We're done for the day. We're done for the day.
Avoid episode 14 at all costs for anyone that's watching this bullshit.
Avoid episode 14 at all costs. Do not watch episode 14.
I cannot continue watching because if I do, Twitch will probably get mad.
Maybe tomorrow. We watched season one and season two today.
What was our favorite episode? They were all fucking trash.
Holy shit!
Now, I know we gotta do Dennis' video to watch.
What else?
Let me order food real quick, bro.
Damn, what I'm feeling like that Caribbean place is good. I'm about to just get that.
I'm not watching. There's no way I'd go from Tomorrow's Teachings to Real House Husbands of Diddy.
I'm not doing both. You crazy as fuck, nigga.
You crazy as fuck.
You crazy as fuck.
Hold on let me order my oxtails bro. I need a chef bro. I'm gonna order oxtails and a beef patty
Curry goat this shit look mad good
I want a beef patty
Guys it's curry go good. I want to try it low-key if I if anything I give it to one of y'all
Here put food in if y'all want I already put the beef patties
Sheshwaggy? Yeah, bro. Sheshwaggy need to come back because now everyone here speaking of Sheshwaggy, apparently this nigga make music.
I don't know what his name is. No, that's not him.
What is this called?
This is why you lost 9 to K. You damn right. You actually exactly right, my nigga.
Yeah, let's get him late.
That's he tight, man.
I might not have been my browser though, that's the thing.
I think he was in his.
Yeah, I'm gonna ask him.
You good?
I bet.
Yo, wifey live.
See if I answered, I gotta hold my tongue.
I gotta hold my tongue.
I gotta hold my tongue.
Let me change this chair to shit, it's trash.
All right, bro, what else we had to do?
Huh, uh, what else we had to do?
What else we had to do?
But, say that.
They eat at, you ordered just plain things?
How much is this?
$96, I'm telling you how boys,
this is how I go down every time.
This is how I go down every time.
Um, I'm not gonna lie, Burke.
I've reached my five hour mark.
What?
I look, you wanna hop on the game.
Here's the thing though.
I don't know what game to hop on.
Oh, Joey's song, yeah.
Let me see how long it's been.
Okay, fine, I was telling you.
You know what?
I still got more in me, nigga, it's dry season.
I still got more in me, nigga.
What's up, I got school tomorrow.
How many hours I got there, I gotta go to school.
All right, he dead.
All right, boys, my nigga Chef Swaggy got some music.
I didn't even know the nigga made music.
What he do?
Let's check it out.
I appreciate it, but it's a big day.
I'm gonna stop you all in place.
It's not, it's not.
That's right. You may you may music. I'm about to listen right now
The nigga rap like agent is he have any more one more
Bungalow
Isaiah
Are you a fucking bungalow?
I'm on the side
I'm on the side
I'm on the side
Bro the nigga right like caribou X-R-G's
You didn't hear him though
Bro he said ruin the movie I spoiled the plot
The movie is if you spoiled the plot
That's a bar unfortunately that's a bar
Cardi feature?
Yo stop playing
Hold on, hold on, let's get that shit back a little bit.
Lazy what the hell?
That might have been a Cardi-A lab.
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He added a Cardi-A lab.
He's got waist, chest, swag.
He's got a Cardi feature.
He's got to piss me off.
Maybe it's not chest swag.
He's got Isaiah all right.
I'm not finishing this yet, lazy he rapped like Aida Ross.
First one had a little agent to it.
Are you listening?
I didn't eat today.
You know that?
Yeah.
You saw Melz.
I thought I think it was supposed to be loud for kids.
He did go live.
Yeah, but I wasn't here.
Yeah, but I wasn't able to watch so I don't know what he ate to eat.
I'm gonna call Seth's wife.
You have a problem.
Frank in my homes.
I thought that shit was looking good.
Especially like, you could hear the little, you could hear the little cardiac influence when you used to like the...
Nah, I heard that shit too.
I'm not gonna lie, we need some meals too.
Y'all wasn't hearing me.
How are you doing, bro?
I was hearing you.
Great, how are y'all?
I'm doing good too.
Hungry.
So how long have you had this passion for music?
Something had dabbled in me.
Hold on and I got my beer. That's right in the booth with chef Swaggy
In the booth with chef Swaggy
Yo, yo, yo cut-looking mad short bro
Yeah, I mean you still got a mohawk, but that's just sharp no game
Burst me burst me. I let it rock because I got a drop in yo
Music aside and on all the um, I live the car. We heard the cardiac
They look like we're by the way that other albums aside. I'm not gonna lie bro. This is not a joke stop laughing, bro
I'm starving. I'm dead ass, but maybe the starting though. Please like but I've been ordering Uber ease again
Can't can you come tomorrow we all back except Jason? Yeah
We just got to figure out payment and hot out shit will work, but yeah, can you
I'ma send I'ma send the address in the chat other
We actually got to work in stone now.
I'm doing good, Manics. I'm very happy to be back.
The break was way too long for me. I'm lucky a lot.
Yeah, I saw that. Max, how you doing?
I'm doing well, I haven't had a good time, but I started streaming like three days ago.
It should have been that fun. And once everyone back is going to be late, you know?
Just the beginning.
Facts.
Just the beginning.
Facts.
I'm listening.
Which song? Which song? Bungalow or...
Bungalow Dude.
All right, we go we go we go here and I'm going decipher the lyrics, okay
Full thing we not gonna stop no stop just listen back
And I'm a sin. I'm a sin to address
True events we gonna listen we gonna listen
I promise you buddy
What
If he's streaming himself cooking while none of us are live he might be pulling a cat
He was doing something like probably was live if none of us are live and he's cooking while we're throughout the house
Niggah he don't pull more than that. Yeah, I
Mean damn nice. Hey, just go follow my niggas. That's why he on twitch
Anyways, though, I mean I don't live here, but I'll be over here if there's breakfast
I don't believe after me Alan workout. You finna get back in the gym. You want to go tomorrow?
Say that say that we don't listen it. We're not gonna play
I like this.
Turn the shelf please.
They said he has one K-meters on himself.
We don't know.
How do you want to fucking bungalow?
Yeah, pitted, pitted, that's his Twitch.
He'd be streaming while we,
uh, what makes this a good voice.
How did you know it was coming?
You worry?
Go work.
I
Let me show let me show
Damn you think that's a real it's got to be it's just why you got agent double zero bar
He's flown now that's something that's definitely a flow
Yeah, yeah, what was I right there at a boy slowed down or five star put in the check?
I know the jury
She was pretty tough, you asked me, I mean you got to get them in the booth, so you can
tell you got to get me in the booth actually, when these lights are on, I'm trying to make
a hit Max.
Let's do it.
I'm trying to make a hit.
Yo, can we do the rock band idea?
What's that?
I only need, it only got to be like four of us.
We start a boy band, we make a song on a string, on a beat, it could be a
Singing or rock beat and then we perform it we go in public we tell niggas we say pull up on us and we perform
Let's do it. You win. We need two other
Actually like sit down take a night. It'll take like a couple hours. Maybe like it. No Loki like an hour
You want to do all one night?
No, we shouldn't perform it
But we should make the song and then we should push it make some sick thoughts do it and then perform
And then we announce a day and then we get on
Honestly, I want it to be all of us, but I'm so you don't want to make it long
So so you probably will be me you adapt it that like tone deaf me you on Jason. Yeah, I
Feel like Ron be down for anything cuz you know
So you probably do it, yeah
Honestly, we have a gap in
You know how Cardi B Evan is guitarist and that was so you can be the guitars
I feel like that's a goddamn spanking good-ass like I did like some arcade
worlds a big-time rush sheet or like who's that person who was that person
you gotta say what no before big-time works I said okay are we all I thought
you said okay okay okay are we on some big-time rush sheet or we always
I was thinking big time Russia like or some like what's that one song it's like
uh oh my god it's like the thunder it was in that it was in Madden it was it
was in like one of the biggest matters in one of the main maddens it was like
oh my god what is it called yeah you guys what I'm talking about I was thinking
loaded diapers what's that you never seen a diver would be good you're
mommy are we have some thunderstruck shit nigga that's a fucking Nickelodeon
Oh
Are we on some thunderstruck shit or we on some like big-time rush?
two different
Big-time rusher lot I think and they need to be a rock band room and as you make it sound like that
We all like
Oh
Yo
Yo
Rock band it is boys rock band or boy, but bro
I was literally saying this last month and they could was saying no bro cuz they wanted to go to Best Buy
Run a pole rock band or boy band. I feel like we got to do the rock band shit
Rock band so we could turn up and then yaka match people me. Oh my god. Yo, I'm back. Yo
I'm mad but that is such a good idea bro. We got to do it. We got to do it. We got to do it
We got to wait till niggas back down
Do you I boys we happen on roblox? I look you feel like playing speedrun robots. Yeah, Wolf face Joey though
Let me listen to this shit
Now look when my fool get here. That's the drill
Caribbean couldn't finish your order
Fools not on the way
Well, that's it only happens at Caribbean spots. I'm dead ass. I've never dealt with that anywhere else
Now I got to order wings wings wings
This shit on right guys, I'm not gonna lie that dinner just ruined my night. Yo, that just ruined my night
Sam and it is bro. God fucking damn
You know, does anyone know any good shit around the area, bro?
In LA who's from LA? I don't like Wingspot. Don't say the Detroit pizza depot
Why the fuck would I ever order something with Detroit in here, bro?
The choice not known for food
They just said waffles bro. I'm in LA. Oh
my god guys
Just the luck of the draw rascals closed
Jesus Louise
And I ain't even see it cuz Lacey was saying some oh Bo Gaga belates delights. No, they're still a gas
Detroit pizza good
Dave's hot chicken
Do you like Dave's? I don't like Dave's
Huh oh
Bodega bites did you like they smoothie was a good
Did I like it?
Damn dream oh I was high
Y'all by the way that shit I posted today guys when I said when I post it in the comment
I was like oh my god, bro
Niggas today gonna stop smoking and be like this bro. It was relatable
It's not currently we smoke free bro. I've not smoked in three days. I've not smoked in three days
face-adapt graduation verse Mac graduate oh man bro niggas is comedians
bro every nigga Dave Chappelle oh bruh bruh dreamer I'm looking at this fight
Bo negga but delights I can tell that this place is like a ghost kitchen you
know what I'm saying like it's not an actual store y'all not a lot of
Their empanadas is mad made, bruh.
Mad made.
Made.
I'm gonna get this mango drone.
I'm hoping that this movie good bruh.
If it's not, we gotta play it again.
Oh, they're good and then we eat and we're happy.
Here, I'm gonna get this six empanadas.
What's the best?
Beef and cheese?
Is there a way to reduce the cheese?
So tonight we eat an empanadas.
They have acai bowls.
At the same place they sell an empanadas.
Dream on, what the fuck?
Guys, I know it's something too cheap.
What the fuck is your Acai Bowl $10?
It's a bodega.
Pin, explain pin.
The girl that said her breath stink,
two response to match we ain't.
Does he know what silly it is?
I never said I had a stink mouth.
Like you have a stink mouth, sir.
I had an allergy.
I had to get on call with her.
Can somebody figure out her discord or something?
We got to get on call.
I clearly need her advice.
I need her advice.
She's saying I got a stink mouth.
um
Clearly she could help or something. I guess she knows how to fix thank mouth
This she got 73 likes
Her comment got 86. What the fuck?
I don't try to understand the internet no more. It's a waste of my time
sandwiches
Dominican burger
bacon egg and cheese, you know
Dream are you doing your big one bro?
Bro.
They got muffins, fries, empanadas, acai bowls.
This is the whole day to them.
And smoothies and ice cream all at the same spot.
OK, what's the other food option?
Like, what's the other restaurant?
Ain't shit.
Ain't shit.
Ain't shit.
I want to try the chicken and cheese, so I'm going to add
that, too.
Let's see how this goes.
Do you want a mango smoothie, too?
Yeah, yeah, I'm done.
Nika said I'm down.
Hopefully this gay or fast
I'll do like
Store unavailable. Oh my god. Y'all. Yo, dream on by the stars. I don't even know how it's possible, bro
The store is not accepting orders. They said Cantor's deli's fire. You ever had that?
They said available in 10 minutes. I ain't never heard of a store that opens at 12
Guys it's Cantor's deli fire. Does anything does anybody know what that is?
You'll be spending a hell of money. They want you to stop you probably write Drake ID. Yeah, I got one more straight
Naked said he looked like me, you know, bro
As much as I love Drake, it's not a compliment this time. Can y'all stop being fucking weird? Let me teach you how some words
I DM the girl today
Let me know if this a bang
she had Miami in bio I said are you ready I said you in Miami you too pretty
for hurricanes with seven estimations. It worked though, it's kind of like I think it worked because you know the time and place he's
That is a seasonal banger. Yeah, I'm telling you niggas. Don't be creative like me, bro
She said she said
Hi, hi, it's not hitting Miami, but thank you my love
She ain't sitting in my love part, but I just want to add that in there
No, I just saw Instagram and saw she responded I've been streaming I
Mean to be honest though
Hold on let me see if she follow me if she didn't follow me then
Yeah, it's a fucking hell, but why was she wait?
Oh, yeah
I mean, but I didn't the day
Like you can't always be like a fucking you know
It's okay, but you can't oh my god
See I'm the type of nigga. I'm focused on 27 missions at once
So it's like it's okay, but not all stuff gonna go. I'm a volume shooter
Rom a ball bro. We can get some shots up right now. Let's do it. Well, we can get some shots up right now
And actually works it does
Every time
Now I know that's why I'm figuring out a cover see right here
Fuck I sold
Um, damn nice fucking trash
Tic-tac live okay tic-tac live our IGDMS
Yo, we got to order food bar I'm starving, bro. It's getting late
We want a game
I run a pole
Tic-tac live IGDMS are a game or none. I'm lucky about an industry
how long it's been all right let's listen to this wolf face joey's on nympho
they got her this there's no one has even in that backpack the lemon had
back yeah could you who doesn't it literally it literally got lemons on it
All right game it is
Spitting in my mouth I mean pause
Spittin in your mouth. I know it's me was pretty like this, huh?
We're jobless, bro. I gotta ask I gotta ask as jet Jadian
Nick is there this shit is as play some tie
What the fuck did you hear Jay song? We're song. No, send it
You know I fucked up love you boys. Love you too, bro. Good night
I think it's fine all to me type dick some haters this bit fire
Yeah, I think it's just solid. All right guy. I'm not watching this video
Because I'm not gonna watch I don't know what game this is
But answer this question for me. What's up there? It says when that's been our son-of-sup and go farther
Huh, I like Osama some music more than that, but I think neck
Yeah, there's some about that nigga that just like
So you saying that what you think journal
I'll say a some of some music wise
Netspan industry wise to someone said that in chat
Bro that nigga that spent has people behind him bro
Yeah, I could see that they get the target deal bro
No
Nigga said that nigga's not original you can't tell me that's been not original
Not he's not a fully it's not really cool. That's my son like not I think like sound wise
But yeah, what is this? No one is that big Cardi's racist for sure?
For that's a Gen Z future for sure. Nick is that original ass?
He's not he's not there's that all the matter Cardi like
Influence and all that mumble wrap influence like now look
I'm gonna just tell y'all what I was told
Yeah, I was up when I was that mad I can see that
When I was at the house, I was walking in the video. He called net
You know it never mind
Mad ox players next been I disagree. What you think about I think
Is there it's just a two different music for like I'm thinking that
interesting I got good game we on game one I'm not gonna watch the Duke baby
saving that
fires to fathoms there's the fathoms or Roblox I really want to hop on rocket
Lee I'm a two to bugger char I did ask one off on rocket Lee I want to hop on
rocket Lee cuz I don't know why I thought just no way I'm that ass at
that game bro can I load up Cobb I feel like I'm good at that shit now hell no
it's just like a like a delusion type shit yeah all right here's the options
no niggas that resident evil yeah bro you putting too big but I'm not in the
horror mood right now over here's a fathom Roblox or Cobb run up all run
Ball hook the line
So getting at the beat so much weed. I bought the leaf. This is the hurricane Kalati play games, right?
You top of twitch that's what's up, bro. There's the fathoms one
Do you know what fears the fathoms?
We gonna extend bro we gonna do the music case. I mean the different genres of music shit
But not today. We didn't message today
Which one? Which one? Which one?
I like the bar. I like the bar. I like the song after that part though. I'm not gonna lie.
So we stop right there
I ain't giving this to anybody.
I ain't giving this to anybody.
Two cuss out on their way to church.
I'm just making it all day.
I'm just making it all day.
They don't love my leg.
They don't even give me a head.
She don't love my leg.
She don't love my leg.
I'm just making it all day.
I'm so glad that they're back up, bruh.
I'm just making it all day.
They just put it in my balance.
I seen a nigga say
they want to do a tier list of all the songs niggas made on stream.
Hardest.
So, what we got?
I got laser trippy in two trippy songs.
So in got it, swapper, two Tana songs,
three summer songs.
She didn't make a song.
Dave Bluntz, we gonna do it after this weekend
because I'm going to Texas.
Summer's gonna finish the song
and then Sunday, I'm with Jace.
So we're doing when we come back.
Big boy throw me a lane, good job man, stay in the lane
Fresh shot, this definitely my, I'm not gonna lie, it's probably my favorite
Alright be Chris, I don't know why but I'm gonna let it sound
Yeah, fuck it, got me lying on it, got that man there, bitch
Alright, let's jump in with the ballin bro, here we go man, let's go
Let's go, let's go, let's go, we gon' test it out bro
We gon' test it out
There's the fathom. Now for some reason it's on the right monitor. Is there
anything I can do dream on? How do I do it again? We got to order food too. I just
cook those lemon heads game. The whole pack.
I ain't going through it, I can't even explain
Do it on my self, cause I'm trying to be brave
Don't make it sound, don't know what to say
Don't be talking to you, don't know what to say
I'm filled under pressure, why you with my fame
Do it with me, don't be gross as you may
Go and celebrate, cause I'm fucking gay
I'm fucking bitchin'
Yeah, I'm fucking shit, yeah, I'm riding a brother
People call my tits I'm fine
This is fire since I want to change in it though.
Ark is mad.
Okay.
What is up?
I'll send it.
Let's go.
Episode one.
Oh my God, bro.
I can't already tell.
So would Barry get away?
All right.
Oh my God, bro, I can't already tell.
So, Woodberry getaway.
All right.
Here goes nothing, bro.
Can you turn those lights off?
Nah, I know I'm not no gamer.
If I get mad, I'm out of here.
Needed coffee to get done with the day.
Space to get up.
Fat ass nigga, the fuck?
Fuck you need coffee for it.
Hold on, give me a sec.
Canter's deli is open.
We don't get it.
Caesar salad, we're on one that's episode five.
They saying I got no battery to leave
The fuck is this game not gonna lie, bro. I look you want to hop off. What the fuck? Let's try this again. Oh
Let's try this again
Brust every chat. I see it boy
Salad I think that's good. I gotta stop eating candy. I
Feel like a shitter
Y'all know when y'all eat, son. Yeah, I know it's my girl for you and then you still eat it
And then it's like damn that shit was not good for me, but that shit was good real shit
Fruit cup
Yeah, I'm on my healthy shit now chat fuck that
I'm on my healthy shit
See if they got a smoothie this for the five. This is for the five
Food on the way. All right. Let's try this grab
episode horror woodhike yeah nigga stop me in the motherfucking game right here
oh this room bro they asking me to pay for it bro I'm doing a warberry bro you
was on the right one okay can y'all see my black ass or warberry get away
December 8th needed coffee that done with the day all right damn what the fuck
my prostitute why am I on a cheer why am I damn I'm mad tall damn bro y'all see
how much I can see over the cover this Arkham City some spooky ass shit I kind
of like the graphics of the game y'all feel me like it's like some old-school
vintage shit when did this game come out do they let me choose my gender
they got games on his bitch oh yep here we go hi yes I'm having better nigga
said I'm sure a man Jason's okay only game you're good at get the fuck out
here boy you suck about you fake top I'm knowing bro I'm going nuts is this
the boss battle let's go this game is lucky on some bullshit I gotta be at
see my shit oh shit let's go let's go what niggas gonna say now what niggas
gonna say now let's go let's go let's go let's go let's go let's go fuck fuck fuck
Dom's fire niggas yes sir check yes sir niggas said I wasn't good at gaming
all right now let's put a game damn it's kind of embarrassing I'm not gonna lie
let's put a game 98% you fake tough you're a pion bro watch your mouth I
just got some coffee we gotta get we gotta get some coffee I don't know why
I'm working this late it's kind of weird like this nigga freak we got some
cabinets we got a fizz machine ayo energy this should do damn that was rude
R&B R&B I'm pressing R&B or M&B right mouse button nigga how would I know that
bro yeah hey yo this thing is thrusting the joint you fucking with a guy you
are not a gamer gang okay watch it watch I end this you're a gamer to
year. We don't do this for now. Damn, I'm a fucking square. I
just walked back. Damn me moving slow. Max play elder ring.
Yeah, nice try. You sell spade word. I'm spade for being good
at a game. Niggaz these days. Am I right? Let's see if I
can get back to work. But I literally just got this thing.
It's a red bull. All right, bro, get up. Get up, bro.
shit about to get me tight like he said he needed energy bro he wants coffee
nigga okay until it's greedy ass he gonna be go to Red Bull nigga well your
black-ass asshole mom can I get McDonald's no nigga you ate them hot
pockets at home the fuck niggas can't always get what they want in life but
it's some bullshit bro as much as I wanted to leave I need a cup of coffee
All right, where's the coffee machine?
Oh shit!
Oh shit!
Do I have to zoom?
Oh shit, I need water.
I'm ignoring the child's focus on the gang, nigga.
I'm in the game.
All right, we need some espresso.
He's a coffee pod.
Bruh, I never,
Bruh, I've never made coffee before.
What's that coffee pod?
I'ma just spam click.
All right, back.
Creamer then going to machine.
Nigga, you ain't say I need a creamer, boy.
There we go.
Stop.
Need an empty cup.
Damn, coffee mad complicated.
This is why I'm a tea nigger.
Personally.
This is why I'm a tea nigger.
Stinky and sped.
Ha ha.
Ha ha.
Damn.
Yeah, give me that.
I need to put a lid.
Bitch.
Drink.
Oh no.
Right.
No.
Right mouse button.
There you go.
Yeah.
Oh, okay.
You're still thirsty, bro.
All right, all right. I mean, yeah, but you know, I mean, I don't got shit to do
All right, you're done. All right. There you go. Let's get back to the setup
Just put the fries in the bag. Ah
Damn, fuck I heard
Brother's the first game I played that wasn't phase game night and probably three months
It feels good
space to get up
need to
Damn
He need the bathroom. It's no way I can jump off the building. It's a girl. Oh, shit. I'm not a lot
that just entered tree and intrigued me oh shit excuse them what is this a fucking
locker room is this a co-ed locker room I'm not a lie you know what my whole
my time couldn't do it the door wide open bitch you're working at 3 57 a.m. no
one's here the fuck they get that real like pervert yes this is fear is a
I don't know
Yeah
Turn off your light
My light is off game
This game got cussings
This game got 2k cussings
And it ain't gonna be scaring why do I why would I play this bullshit wall of man?
Creepy-ass nigga, nigga. Well, man. Sorry didn't know anyone was in here
What?
You almost gave me a heart. I'm gonna just
Back up. I'm so sorry. I should have is this capable or I'm so sorry
You shouldn't not before I came in but there isn't anyone this late
It's fine. You're doing your job. Yes, you should have not should have not nigga
I usually do not but I'm a little frustrated tonight
Huh?
He do look like asking huh? Yeah, who made this game, bro?
Someone keeps throwing coffee cups on the floor over the office has been happening for weeks.
I'm gonna tell the truth. That's me.
There's someone who lays you in a barn.
There's trash cans all over the office, act like an adult.
Well, I need to get back to it. Don't mean to be all night.
Picking up coffee cups. Alright, have a good night's thinking.
Fuck.
Alright.
Alright.
Weird.
Yeah, that's a little bit weird. I'm not gonna lie, but I'm gonna just pay attention and I'm gonna keep moving. It's a little weird
Just a little bit
Just a little bit. You heard that telephone? Oh
Shit, we got a phone call. There's not any waters. Can I get a water? Do they got waters?
Space to get up. Hey ARP, it's Mike. Oh
Shit, it's my sneaky lane. I might have been trying to call yourself for the last two hours
that just keeps going to voicemail. Is everything all right?
No, my battery is dead though, right? My battery is dead.
Oh, now, I was starting to think maybe you were ignoring me.
Eww.
I'm just kidding. Boy, I'm not fucking...
The fuck? Anyway, uh,
what are you still doing at work? It's getting kinda late.
It's been overwhelming that you went for it. Damn, Mark, that sounds rough.
Good thing I called to cheer you up
About our trip did you get a chance to book the rental house? What's that Pac-Boy max type?
Who's Nora, I guess our daughter
I'll go out no
No, wait about me calling seriously. Harper. This is a bad time
That's the Sydney Harper. I know I'm sorry. Sydney. I was that a bad bitch name
I'm just trying to get a little lady.
No, Corporal, I don't want to stress you out.
As long as you book it tonight, I think it'll be fine.
Alright.
Hey, maybe I could pick you up and ride together.
It'd be nice to catch up.
Oh no!
Save on gas, it relives the good old days.
Just a little bit of Mike and Sidney time before Nora gets there.
Sounds good.
Right.
I guess I'll let you get back to work then.
Alright.
Oh, wait, one more thing.
Yeah.
When you book the rental, please make sure to keep it under $100 a night.
Nora and I were talking and she's got a tight budget, things haven't been going very well
for her.
Sure, I'll hunt for you.
And we just like the old college days.
You always had a knack for finding the best spots.
Day you found on our trip to Oregon.
Oh my gosh, I was finding spots for the parking lot and getting my shit crammed.
Damn, bro.
Yeah.
I miss those days, Harp.
damn right yeah they got me with so many unscrupulous bro i'm spamming excited gappy
all right talk you later her nigga i didn't even type that
with the file i appreciate you brum all right so instead of airbnb they doorcasses
have a rent a cabin what lame ass shit but you know let's see which one of the most
expensive this ain't my money anyway this the naked money I'm a bitch I'm a bitch I
be a hoe not only would I be a hoe I be a gold digger hoe so I'm gonna choose the
most expensive one shit it's not my money we're gonna go here it's the
car decline it's over our budget $99 cabin that's all we can afford nigga said
my mind is my honey K that shaz nothing to do with shit your book has been
a firm. I sit up. Hey, I'm assuming you got hundreds of not
thousands. All right. So I'll give you a basic rundown. Okay. I'm sorry if some of
it is written weird, but I was rushed. Okay. When I was in my early 20s, I worked
at a big consultant firm. Okay. Life of the firm was a constant chug of
deadlines climbing isn't trying to prove my worth. Okay. Which didn't leave
room for leisure, let alone a social life. The job pay well, especially my
mental peace. Okay so basically this how a depressed and a whore. And I'm a cold
digger. I'm Sydney Harper and this story takes place during one of those days.
One of my college friends, Mike, friends, suggested that we take a getaway to
World Vermont, which sound like a perfect break. And my other friend, Nora, was
quickly just, Nora. Like I can't escape this nigga, bro. It's ugly. This nigga look like, it's not even Mike. It's this nigga playing that PlayStation
He married to the white woman Jason did some streams with him his name Nick like
Snack like him pull into the parking garage you down. All right
I mean, I have no choice
Harp, I'm not gonna lie, bro
Why does this got my eyes?
Bro this nigga is so fucking shot bro. I don't want a hug of no. I refuse. How do I say no?
Damn this nigga ugly. He what is he don't look like me?
His eyes just
That was so cringe
That's still how you oh my god this nigga I
Know what he is. I know what this well. I'm getting forced to do this
just a test hug to see if you smell first
so you're telling me this nigga got my eyes and he also stank
is this why I told him to play this nigga said this how you talk bitch
I have never told up a bit just that
imagine hugging a girl and you're like that's it nigga
y'all niggas throw my shit emote on me oh no
you look good I mean fuck it
You can throw your stuff in the back and we'll get on our way, all right?
So you're not emo.
Why it's not letting me throw my shit?
All right, whatever, I tried.
I left my suitcase.
Wait, where's my suitcase?
Did this just come with no baggage?
I'm gonna be staying- oh, oh shit.
You ready to hit the road? Let's do this.
Wait, where's Nora?
I'm so wrong dialogue bro where's Nora fuck damn it all right all right but I'm
in the music body I'm Bobby I'm Bobby the dark at four
part isn't it where we used to dream about just gave it on college and now
we hear trying to escape from the life we wanted change is just hard like
trying to adjust to the new jobs, speaking of jobs, how's it go? I don't give a fuck about
this nigga job. Exit, fuck your child nigga. I don't give a damn. How you talking about
heart? Let's change the aux. Can we put some next panel?
Kirk, do you ever miss college? I mean, nah. I don't miss sucking dick at the front
parties. I know that's the type of skanky ass how this bit was. I say the cafeteria
Holy, I missed those tacos.
Rick Wilson.
How do I click it?
How do I open my phone up?
I'm spamming buttons.
Oh, shit.
Escaping?
Oh, shit.
It's nearly parking him out on the seat.
Oh, shit.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Maybe it's a project.
You know someone's idea of turning it into a tiny home of wheels?
home of wheels I've read people this thing is such a weirdo bro bro why am I
forced to go with this weird-ass nigga bro look what he's fucking driving game
but a nigga car got a toaster bro this is so fucking nasty why do I gotta sit in
this dirty-ass weak-ass oh snap that was close it came out of nowhere you
know it's just trying to kiss me please confirm when you check in yeah
Yeah bro, you don't have freedom of speech in this shitty ass game.
How do I, how do I, uh, yeah, let's get out of there.
Why is it blurry?
Oh.
How far is it now?
Hour and a half.
Look at that Jason and Wayne ass Riz.
You know, driving through the snow kind of feels like we're traveling through the intergalactic
space.
What do you mean?
Look at the way the snowflakes swirl.
It's like stars and-
Got it bro, please let me jump out of this fucking car bro.
It's kind of beautiful.
Bro, this nigga is button mashing bro.
Stop talking to me bro, I don't like you like that.
Dude, this nigga hit me with something.
I don't know what he just did bro.
Where's the food at?
Fuck this.
Michael has your order, he's on the way.
And they won't be here for another 15.
Dairy!
Yo Harp, check that out!
Okay?
Moe's Pizza. This nigga just did a slow moe on a pizza sign.
I'll take it, bro. I don't know what else to say.
You know, I gotta tell you these new GPS systems on something else.
Game. You're using a toaster.
There is no GPS. Do y'all see his whip?
This pizzeria is exactly where it appeared on my GPS.
It's like living in the future.
I will say this, though. The invention of GPS is a crazy invention.
Like maps and shit
But I vividly remember trying to go to Maryland
One time with my mom and my aunt and they was they had to get a map from the gas station and we got lost
Like isn't that crazy?
Now niggas got fucking GPS
And be going on a phone and crashing Corvette's
Sparkle painting in the walls
That's deep. Why the NPC look like Max, but it's gonna look nothing like me game
all right that heart operation pit stop it's a go bro did they face game in a
game like why does it look like a deformed version of me with like a low
white boy cut this shit is so weird what are you waiting for I'm coming I am
coming this is case though this was we case on the TV all right I can't I'm
I'm trying.
Let me free.
Yo!
Just give me pepperoni, that's my shit.
Marguerita.
Yes, order the whole house bro, I'm not paying for it.
Bet.
You only got your job because your sister works
at the mixing board.
You would have never been able to work here
if it wasn't for her.
I'd like to see you work the NGO.
Why am I not in the game?
Certified.
Yeah, my ass, okay?
You didn't do shit.
How about I come by the studio
We settle this like me. Oh, yeah. Well, let's do it punk. This is the skinny case
And why the fuck do Dante got extended old job? Did I see that you can beat me?
But you can never beat the taste of UFO burgers
Put an edge to meals from cheap food stops
Oh
Our journey begins with the best beef sourced in the most unconventional way
Then you'll wake up.
That's the sweet secret of the establishment.
Galactic buns are compressed in a special galactic press powered by dark matter.
The temperature inside fuses the sides of the buns together, and creates an unearthly shape.
M-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m!
You can't eat my.............
You okay?
Who wants to eat it?
since my cows disappear and I take care of my extolled with burgers
I haven't eaten anything this delicious in a long time
Katrina, I miss you
Come home
I promise to sow more grass
Come and see for yourself
Burgers, so delicious
Your eyes will pop out of your orbit
Damn, beat說 did you like that?
Let me get you a piece of what bank arch
She's 13, got it?
Alright bro, let's get the piece of it, bro
Bro, I can't stand to look at this nigga no more. This look like a deformed version of me
When miss Kip Herika, I'm so serious
But it's me and miss Kip bro
But this shit is shitty, bro. What is this as good as a man can be?
No, just looking for a little help maybe I can help you maybe you can't but you go
So I gotta talk to people
Well my dear you can absolutely go wrong with pepperoni. All right
Just passing through you made a good choice
Don't my daughter. I can't read all this nigga. Oh
Shit damn. Oh shit
friends forever
That nigga might get a friend's own lame as nigga. I never have it Nora. Please be careful. Hey, yo
Lily Peachy so every streamer is in this game
Yeah, yeah, I'm telling y'all right now, but if no one's in this game, I'm turning this at all. I'm so serious, bro
No, I make sure you're okay drive slow and don't worry fire
Yeah, I just saw looks like she'll be late. That's a bummer
We're out to start the phone without her boy slow down again. The fuck you saying bro. I eat talk too freaky, bro
Don't act like you don't know order number 27 your folks are right here. Let's go give it a piece of
For my food that I'm telling how will my food here. I'm out of
It's getting late to it. I know they got to go to bed. I will continue this game though
It should fun over under if I actually continue. All right, you folks are set. Thank you
Shut the fuck up. Oh game this pizza slaps
Kimberly nor is missing on this bomb-ass pizza. You bitch you like a man. This is y'all I'm not alive
Man, I hope to be truck
my friends
Sup, I just saw
Y'all pulling driving that nice old truck. That's right. Not to be a bother, but I was heading down the road
Seems like we might have been going the same direction
Where's your car nigga? Who needs a car when there are fine friends?
Bro, this is literally a recipe for disaster, bro
Why the fuck will we accept this?
Y'all wouldn't even know I was there
Quiet as a church mouse
So what do y'all say?
No
Have you seen this note? Oh, I got free will in this game back. No
No, I'm like doing no and I'll fuck you your ugly as hell. I don't fuck with his niggas his eyebrows gray
I know you're not even fucking old bro. I noticed a fucking mask
Don't trust him. I'm not trustin a bro. Look. I said no. They get out here. It went to kind
No, I'm not silent treatment talk to the hand talk to the hand
Whatever major loser
But I was weird. Yeah, it was weird
He didn't even order anything.
I feel bad for the guy.
I thought these years are still that same old harp.
Yes, I heard.
Damn, this whole Ian's scraps.
Yep, go ahead, bitch.
Yep.
Damn harp, you actually...
This nigga's not funny.
Who ate the crust?
The nigga said crust is the best part.
You're a weirdo, sorry.
Can't go.
But I ate the crust.
Damn.
Try it slow.
And I'll make sure harp stays up to let you in.
Let's get out of here again.
Bro, there ain't nothin' left in that box, bitch!
Oh, you got it.
I didn't know we had to throw it out.
Holy, that was good.
Alright, then.
Are you ready to hit the road?
Maybe we can beat the worst of the snow.
Give me the keys.
Park the weather's awful.
Why don't you drive part of the way down home?
You're going to drive.
I'm afraid of what kind of break.
I'm not gonna lie.
I don't like driving.
They can drive.
I was a bitch.
I'm always passenger princess.
They got me passenger princess as a prince.
That's me personally. I don't like driving Uber and I just like being drunk. I don't like driving, that's me.
I don't like driving, I don't like driving. But, you know, I gotta follow the script. So, lazy-ass nigga.
Grown man, I guess. I mean, I'll drive out now, I'll drive out of family. I gotta become a man eventually, nigga.
Shut the fuck up ugly nigga play the game
No
Let's see if I'm really got free will
That's one way to take this
Christmas song. This is not a Christmas song.
Bro, what type of...
Can I just beat the game?
Salad's here.
Bye bye, nigga.
I love y'all. I will play this game tomorrow.
As long as...
y'all are nice.
I'm in this air, Debbie's team in this house!
Don't I need that tomorrow?
I mean...
I don't have no girlfriend either.
I don't have no friends.
All I got is this go out button.
So I'll see you all tomorrow.
Love y'all niggas friends.
Tomorrow I'll probably be ending earlier cause
man's been telling me on my tattoo.
One on my hand.
She's finishing it all.
Shout out to my stream.
Hopefully by four.
We've been earlier every day.
We went from seven to six.
I got her away.
National dropin' her driver.
I got a lot of words going out again.
See y'all niggas.
It's not being stupid, but I see how they're going to stop it.
Love you, boys.
I'm going to start shit, I'm going to start forever.
I'm going to say a word.
It's awesome, bro.
It's a mistake, bro.
It's not a mistake, bro.
It's not a mistake, bro.
Stop projecting.