⚠️ VOD is unavaible.
plaqueboymax VODs on twitchPowered by audio-to-text AI. Inaccuracies will occur.
Broadcasts 30+ hours are truncated. View the Raw Transcript VTT for the full version.
................. you foreign Outro Music But you can bet your life that I'll try to sue It's the list, see how good I get
And this shit don't make no sense
Highway to front page How the fuck do you want me not back there I don't make no sense High with, broke rich
How the fuck you want me? Not back there at Lockheed and Ironsmith
Yo, yeah I got love in my Abbey drawers
90 hoes coming in tour
Got my pockets filled with cash Bitch gon' rock her ass i got these rules last day before train time I know her too, and I ain't shit or fire I don't want that whore And she ain't fuckin' back to the table
But I bought it
Every year's high, but I fake
And on top of every year's high
She didn't fuck
Every day I buy a lot
I make sure I get the money When I'm fuckin' with my niggas Everyday I ride, all that make She like give a fuck
When I fuck you on my nipple and I betcha claim that she love me
You don't love me
I know you don't love me
If it was charming this song get real ugly
If she wanna leave all that of us
She already fucked me
I'm such a asshole
Money on everything
Even if its gon' fall real for my cashflow.
Every time I post on Instagram, my neck go mad, oh.
Every time I pop out you know I win a new bagel.
And you think I'm crazy? oh Before we be home, white hole, let's go.
White hole, let's go.
And I only fall rich man With his old jeans
Bunch of the fucks that just want to come over
Watch, play, die
Bruh, I ain't even so black Bruh You're dying, bruh. I'll take you to the black, brother!
No! Damn!
No no! Now, no, no!
It's angry.
What? What you mean echo?
What?
It's jumping, it's jumping
I was just going crazy!
There is nothing in there. It's a vape?
Hey, it's the most dangerous thing we had.
Sorry guys.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Let's try that again. Let's try that again.
Let's try it again.
Fuck, I'm tripping.
Let's try that again!
Let's try that again! Let's try that again!
Wooo!
Hey, hey Woo! Mm. Bro, y'all.
Hey, hey.
It's me, man.
Hey.
Let's go.
I heard y'all thinkin' some,
I ain't thinkin' some.
Who the heck thinkin' some?
Honey cool.
Uzi's not vision
Yo side get blinked you stick
Say guapo, money do not care about nobody
It's nothing but a thing that trynna be for themselves
Thieves
You know I got in here for better.
Shut up and get back to this one, man!
I don't forget today!
Tryna be a dad, just be my kid.
Yo, thank you for subbing Josh Brock on Polo College.
Saucy, Indian body, Shawty Matty
Milwaukee ecstasy
Polar ballin'
System ecstasy
Gay plot
Prod fest
Thieves
Real smooth
Hey boy Littler He's a real smooth, table-teller.
Thank you for the gift!
I love it. yeah SHIIIIIIT!
BITCH, the fuck we about to hit 25 fucking cannons though? Mind changing somebo.
Fuck around with God like he's a freak truth. Your class was down in Los Angeles.
Your class was down in Los Angeles.
Your class grew up in Goose Creek.
You were three hundred when I grew up two feet.
Shit!
What is that? You can tell me you put some ripped jeans on Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Look at my house looking like this.
You can tell you need to put on ripped jeans and that good?
Boys!
Boys, boys!
Boys, boys! We about hit a quarter of a million, boys, boys!
Hey look...
Hello bruh it's the man of crabs my nigga
Now that is one of the worst nicknames I ever came up with for me but okay assume
what you want I feel like niggas is mad stupid bro
I don't know why y'all are calling me that I do know why I called it be there
so I don't know why I just cannot believe me that, but I don't know why y'all just cannot believe
me for once.
It's fine though!
I'm not tripping and I don't really give a fuck.
It's fine bro.
I'm the man of crowds like this.
Y'all niggas as stupid as hell.
Y'all are so stupid.
Now I will say this bro.
Last night my teammate Gray...
I was in the middle of the crowd. I was like what? What is going on here? y'all are so stupid now i will say this bro last night my teammate grade
all was good bro until i drank that nine reposada once i had that
once i had that, it was over. Now the only reason my teammate grade is really in the dirt and I graded out
Is because I had no spatial awareness that's really in the dirt and I graded up is because
I had no spatial awareness. Bitch,
I forgot I was streaming.
So my teammate Gray, I graded
out. I was chucking shots.
You know when you be shot-chucking?
You know when you be button mashing in my career that kick your ass out even if you got 100 points.
That was me though, let's keep it a buck.
That's basically what happened.
Bro I was bullshitting.
I was on bullshit. I was too high and i was too late
too hot yeah jr smithy now niggas saying explain the crap what the
you want me to explain about an animal bitch? How can I explain crabs, nigga?
The fuck
What do you want me to say?
You was goonin'? No bro
I did not fuck nothin' at the party
I did not leave to go fuck any girls.
There was so much going on, y'all don't understand bro.
Y'all niggas just saying bullshit bro!
It's like nobody believed me
nigga like oh bro i'll tell y'all all these stories you would think i'm an
honest
but i did not on lazy guy. I don't know how many times I gotta tell y'all this shit but I did not.
I don't know how many times, how many times I got to tell you how to do this shit?
I don't that's tiring at this point, it's annoying.
Y'all think he's a stupid!
Y'ALL ARE STUPID!
Anyways though, hey bro.
Jason went live early so so I'm matching everything.
I'm telling you this shit's serious now guys.
We are up.
Shut up. Shut up.
Bye, you shut the fuck up hold on a minute
we are up
bye We are up. Bye.
Damn!
Y'all complex, where's the hours?
We are up.
Five...
Five out!
Bob out!
You are my nigga! GET OFF MY NIGGA!
Y'all niggas will be living with me for the rest of the month
Because bitch, I'm waking up, I'm going live I go to sleep, I might not even end the live.
Niggas are not out working.
Y'all niggas sick bro, I'm telling y'all bro that's why the comm be good it's a blessing and a curse
cause a nigga all it took for was for a nigga to go in the comments and say Jason worked harder than you.
And I'm not gonna lie bro, this shit bro I just start like y'all niggas not finna play with me bro.
I hate that shit so here we are. We're gonna make it happen.
Now, we have a lot of
things to talk about. A lot of things to get through like
I don't know why y'all niggas
aren't making love
core edits with my friend.
Like, bro that's my friend game.
Y'all niggas be dead ass blowing my shit real soon.
Y'all be blowing my shit though.
Real soon.
I gotta relax with that shit, bro.
We got lives.
We both got lives outside this shit, bro.
Now, nigga said you know what? Like we got lives. We both got lives outside this shit, bro.
Now nigga said
you getting taxed?
No I'm not
getting the tax.
We're not doing
the tattoos.
It was too short notice
I was gonna put
a bunch of bullshit
on my body because the art wasn't ready
So is that fucking worth it? My nigga so y'all can make fun of me for the next seven months now
Nah, it's probably not fucking worth it watch clips yo
What was that doing oh my god what was the dad doing
said you need to get tested no no i no, I know the kid booed.
Some of the tests are hard but they got to be designed though bro.
Like you feel me? So they can print it and put it on my body.
He was just drunk
crashing out. Uncle was cooked he was bugging me.
And you know what's so funny? He do this every time! This is the first time y'all seen it.
Everytime bro I wish... Oh my gosh, bro. The stories
are crazy, yo. Them niggas start fighting the hoes?
I'm deadass. I'm deadass.
It got to be on some other shit. I don't know why
he can't handle his liquor but he be on some different
shit. Now, yesterday I was bugging that's all me being a man and
taking responsibility i was bugging because there is no reason i should have spent that much time
away from stream i was on some wild ass young nigga shit that's some love making
it was it was it was it was and that's why
i'm going celibate you know what now look i'm not saying i didn't man
yesterday but what i'm saying is i'm going to celebrate because it's like bro
i want you to know how seriously i take this this streaming bro
i want y'all to know how serious I take this
dreams
i add me back on court I got it talk to
you about some off stream and also w12
y'all there's that ass a bug right next to me.
Anyways, y'all bro, I'm telling y'all right now, real shit,
I'm telling y'all right now. Real shit I'm telling y'all right now
Put it on Keith
put it on Keith
What on Keith? Bits
Put what? Niggas just be saying shit but regardless though explain doing
it we mean explaining dooney what happened with Dooney
song wars yo song Wars was supposed to be today and I'm Song Wars, yo.
Song wars was supposed to be today and I know niggas gonna say here we go
but i don't know what to do bro
Yo four of the contestants
Lacey, Ron, Jason, Silky.
Them niggas don't have
those songs made.
I don't know what to tell y'all.
They don't have
they songs made.
They don't have
they song made.
Bro,
I'm literally planning shit
and it's done, y'all.
I think Yusef and thisgott have they songs ready,
but these niggas don't have they songs made.
What do y'all want me to do?
What do y'all want me to do bro?
What can I possibly do?
What can I possibly do?
I dunno like you throw me
What are you safe
Niggas that I don't got shit not gonna lie
I gotta like, I don't know
girl. Make it today
they don't got respect to be honest
bro there's been a lot going on and I'm
not gonna put that on them bro like it's not you feel me
i like i don't know if i gotta press to do but like just like you've ever
just do regular song wars with five star again it's not 2022.
and crying so you follow me?
I'm not doing that shit.
All right, let me see this shit.
A dad gotta be the funniest nigga when drunk. I don't know, bro. You drove here?
Fuck no!
I drove here?
I was like what the fuck, don't drive. Are you out of your fucking mind? I'm not driving. Fuck no. I drove here?
I was like what the fuck don't drive.
Are you out of your fucking mind?
No, let me put the camera on.
And also...
Taco Bell is right next to my house.
Oh my god bro! he always get on his
bro this stupid boy he always get out of
bullshit you guys hungry always get on his bullshit.
You guys hungry?
I'm fucking hungry, yes.
You didn't eat shit today? Yes, I'm hungry.
Are you not hungry?
Oh my god, you got a mic on.
You might be working for a flashback yeah
like bro i'm trying to tell y'all bro one shot and this adapt turned onto a return. This thing is so stupid
Holy shit He has faded out tweaking he wasted
I'm trying to tell you. You caught me bro!
Jason, wait do you like my haircut though?
No that's just clean, that's way better.
Bro that's just way better. I got a different haircut. I promise you that shit's way better, bro. That shit's way better.
I got a different haircut.
I promise you that shit's
way cleaner and way better, bro.
You're looking good, bro.
When is the sketch diss track
coming, bro?
I don't know where
y'all ass been at
but never, nigga. The fuck... I got the boss called Come in bro, I don't know where y'all ass been at But never nigga
The fuck?
I got the boss call
That shit will definitely not be happening
Yo I even hit sketch
About doing a regular song wars
And he ain't get back to me
Y'all niggas think I I be trying not to make shit happen and I'll be
trying to make sure after bro
And then all this shit happens
I can't do a 39 hour stream
and plan to do this wars the same
at the same time bro
Like yo it's only so much shit
I can do as one person my nigga
Like bro
We just did a 39 hour banger stream where we went to the fucking gym and play with dirt
Before that we hit a male um
we threw this party the darla uh shit is mad shit my nigga
and then it's like bro
it's like so I understand it's hard for
me to be like yo you guys have your
song ready mind these niggas not rapping
bro they could take them three hours to
make a song but niggas don't be having
time I get it
so it's all good we gonna keep working brother we're gonna keep working bro and we're gonna make this happen
and there will be a discord soon it's just like we're going to japan we got dreamcon
it's gonna happen bro i understand y'all want that and i love it i love doing it too but
jedex just ran over my foot with a car this luck is not real bro
one hour before check and the airbnb people canceled a five-day reservation because
of a maintenance issue that can't be fixed i'm now homeless in austin with
13 niggas and one of them disabled yo i hope ray's okay bro
i hope he's okay like Like, what the fuck?
Ran over by a car, my nigga?
Do you know how crazy that is?
To get ran over by a car?
Hi Mac.
Bro, I don't know what it be, I'm Ack. snap now that's some groupie shit if I go check right? it's too late the app already
opened, i'm on to yellow ghost shit
high five little dirk
okay Dirk. Aunt Snap is wild?
Yes sir. Nigga this shit low quality as hell.
Did Dirk cook me? Be honest guys.
Here's the thing though any nigga that who any nigga that knows that that nigga had two screens every play i was not getting cooked
i was not getting cooked they were setting them steph curry screen the fuck I'm supposed to do?
He can't shoot though, bro.
I'm going to keep his deck.
Bro, I hope Ray's okay, bro.
I'm going to text him like what the fuck?
What do you mean you got your foot ran over?
Now, I see niggas saying Madison Bear Mob.
I don't know why these niggas is waiting to pull the trigger.
I don't give a fuck.
I'll be the nigga to get this Fortnite squad going.
I don't know why y'all say how is janet bro how do you just assume
have that type of going on bro that's weird um i feel like she get a hundred percent
she's her in case on our besties why Why is my face a lie? Add me!
Add me!
Add me!
I want an invite!
We gotta strategize.
Add me!
It was funny.
Oh oh okay we're-
WHY DID HE NOT ADD ME?!
What is what?
Ew, where?
This guy is a clown. Wait, what the f***?
Who's this lame ass nigga she playing with?
Yo I'm not gonna lie bro, when a nigga would've bit you once...
When a nigga
Just don't hate it. No we're not me and
Even though Wait, that's clicks? I didn't even know.
Clicks my bad, my nigga.
Sorry.
I'm adding Max to the call. Okay!
Max looks like he bites people.
Yup, yup! people. Yeah, yeah.
Yo what's good Mac? Max, Max is Max
I got crabs in my body! I'm the man of itch!
Hello?
What's up, Lacey?
Yo Shane thanks for the 5 gifted bro but if you're not gifted at least 10 please leave the stream.
Retweet get rid of that five gifted.
We're only except ten over here.
Yep.
$25 donation.
You think I'm fucking broke?
Yo Max, did you hear what she said about me and Lacey?
What'd she say?
She said I'm a big fan of Faze. I really like Ron Lacey what she said she said I'm a big fan of phase i really like Ron lacy max
and that's Ray it's silky but she said he's doing too much yeah well why y'all
sitting here lying bro?
Nah nah I figured though, I figured though.
Nah so how we start playing Fortnite with her though?
Say what?
How we start playing Fortnite with it?
Uh, I got no idea.
I'm not gonna lie, this nigga clicks ball hogging.
What's going on here?
He's a ball hog. No cat mud.
Wait, wait. So hold on. Yo, drop the demon thanks for 10 gifted
no shut up nigga yo can you please explain to me why
is um why is your face on the screen, Max?
What?!
Why is my face on the screen?
Put all three of our faces on it!
Chat, chat put all three of my faces watch watch your stream max
watch her string yeah just watch wait nice but there's bots that they're
versing nice Nice bro.
My game is done man.
Oh, mine is too bro.
Max you got 4-9 stoned?
KillerVLong what are you doing?
I don't see no faces. Oh, there you are man!
Am I stupid?
Oh shit...
Oh ho ho!
Damn, she'll know how to turn that bitch off! Yeah, I'm not gonna lie.
We technically at this point like cross paths with Madison beard facts she follows me that's
like he knows me on TikTok and she probably No, I mean is she probably pressed down her accident now
Love your cat burger
Stop with that crime shit, like
and stop playing with me boy
I don't have no fucking crimes
Like what?
Yo Max what's your favorite uh
Okay I don't want Lacey to answer this but Max what's your favorite food?
No not you Lacey
Well I've seen a few guesses
Probably Krabby Patties
Cause you like you got crabs yo is she flirting?
Why is Max's arch nemesis a plankton?
I don't know, bro.
Is that Pilot?
Why does he look like a pedophile in that? What?
Anyways, what?!
Yo why is Plitz It's the first time I've played Fortnite.
Yo, why is Klix playing with her and not with us?
Facts.
And we let him out of our house, bro.
Damn.
Yo, what type of weird shit is that?
Wait, I'm playing side music. Go.
What type of weird shit is that?
That's my face in a fat filter.
Okay.
It's not a filter.
Max's face with me. It's not a filter What off. You know what's crazy? I don't post them on. Is that Keith?
What, nigga?
Who is this black bald guy?
Yo yes, this my dad bro.
I can't even post...
No way it's Keith! I can't even post
No way it's Keith
Nigga what's so crazy
About it being Keith
He's on Madison Beer stream
I have a question Why did I type in Click this chat your stream.
I have a question,
why did I type in glitch's chat
yo can we play
and then he ignored me
but every other time
he responds?
Hashtag noticing.
Aware.
Five star shit. yo that's it i'm typing there in chat
fuck it
I can't really talk cause my
wisdom teeth are coming in so yeah
I have to carry my whole stream, dog.
Oh my god!
Why do I see my face?
Hey big fan let's do it
hey big fan
phase up
Hey big fan hey why I gotta be following for 10 minutes
I did it don't worry oh bro y'all think she'll play with us
k-san bestie exactly that's why she should give us more reason to play with this
don't with your games are we on some cmb now have
some cmb bro every day i feel like everyday like we gotta farm.
Yeah, we gotta farm people for some clips.
Bro otherwise were not streaming right bro.
Wait why is she better than Max? Fucked up, nigga. She's not better than me bro.
You've never played with me bro I'm cold as fuck.
I'm not gonna lie I actually got Madison in a 1v1 anyone else?
LOL bro lol I will bust her ass whoa come on bro you know what
i mean it's gonna be a long day bruh oh Oh man, oh man, guys.
I feel like Max...
I'm not even kidding when
it says that.
I'd actually put money
on her beating you.
Let's do it then!
I'm so bad at this game. we're so back. Increase the bitrate you're down in bae.
What's up bae?
She doesn't want craps. I don't think she'll play with Max.
Yeah okay.
Max you suck at Fortnite,
You're a stupid nigga!
You're crazy.
Where did Lacey go?
He deafened?
Damn.
Wait so... What's he got on the agenda for today?
You talking to me Mud?
Let's both go and order what we've both got, ya know?
So uh, me I was planning on going live yapping for 30 minutes maybe
sitting on my dashboard and watching clips for an hour um and then i was gonna you know
maybe see if you guys would do any content that I can do in party.
And then, uh, if Aiden
goes live, maybe I'll watch that for an hour
and then I'm gonna end stream and go to
relax and watch my live.
Okay. I was probably just gonna sit here farm watching madison beer for
40 minutes begging to get in the lobby um and then max and jason will probably
have content that i'll end up stealing and then putting on my own YouTube.
Then, I'll probably do a stream segment where I go out to get
food because I haven't eaten today.
I don't know it doesn't matter to me. Just anywhere.
And then...
I'll probably tell everyone...
I'm sick of hearing that.
And then I'll probably tell everyone like
Oh Ron's crying
To get some attention
Makes sense, makes sense
The typical.
Okay Max what's your plan today?
Um you know I promised these niggas that I was going to do three things today.
A Ian stream, a diss Wars and they um...
Wait you have an EN tonight?
Hold on, a Disc Wars- Oh no hold on though Ron.
Uh, Disc Wars
And then um, huh
A Tattoo stream and none of those are happening.
None of those are happening, over three.
So I just lied to these niggas again
and what I'm really going to do
is I'm going to go live
and I'm sick and my jaw hurt
so I'm going to have to find a way to stream
till I get on my straight.
Let me get this straight.
So you went to a Diddy party last night?
Nigga! No I didn't!
You went to a Diddy party last night. Black boy 5 stomp black boy 5 stomp No I didn't!
Yo bro, I promise you right now.
I did not smoke that nigga up last night.
Yo bruh I don't know why y'all niggas start doing this weird
ass bullshit every time
Bro I haven't it every time i'm just saying bro your jaw randomly hurts hashtag well i have wisdom teeth growing in noticing be quiet hey look though so what
i was thinking though r on you know I was thinking I was
thinking we'd go out get some food you go shopping have a nice day me you Jason
the boys before we go to dream con and then
we come back home maybe maybe hitting it out.
I feel like that's a good ass
spontaneous vibe.
Yo Ron!
At 3 I have Nail Lady coming yes at 3
I have Nail Lady coming so you can come up
here get your nails done with me Jason too
and then we go shopping
you feel me that will be fun we get food
come home stream a little try to you feel me stall for three hours and then
we go hoop and then we go to dream time what do you think i feel like that's good ass jobs
you forgot the part where uh one person goes into another person's room and then you talk about gooning in girls for like 30 minutes to an hour.
Nah, yeah.
You know that's always part of it.
Ladies around or not.
Yeah, I know that's always part of it.
Man, we're going to. We gonna have confidence my nigga
What is Indian 5 bro?
Get that out of my-
I regret adding that
Ew! That looks so ugly
Chat saying Zesty That sounds fire as fuck.
Count me in.
Bro it's like we be living with y'all bro I'm telling you.
Hey look though.
You wanna get your nails done?
Don't worry nothing is gonna go on your butt.
What is this emote of me i hate let me see the indian five can y'all type it oh no add it your mods have to add it
guys can you add that i want! Well, I can go with this
nigga chat. I'm stupid.
Indian 5.
Bro, it's literally so ugly.
You know Max doesn't even use like Ch arena. He can't even see when you guys type emotes
he's like actually like a bot and
He still uses like OBS is chat
It's so fucking small every time I'm on his computer You his computer, you can't even see the fucking chat.
Niggas critiquing my streamer waves.
You know black people are always behind on upgrading shit.
You know that bro
that's literally a proven fact i promise you that
niggas are all niggas behind on everything except joy
oh my god. you shut up and that's that word should i be talking about there okay
you had sex with silky last night and a cover-up was the only fans girl you got crabs because
silky nutted on you yep and that's why your jaw hurts yup i'm over this bullshit. Yep, and that's why your jaw hurts. Yup, I'm over this bullshit. Daily Sag
I'm not gonna lie to you, no bullshit
You do know like, I'm not the
nigga who is going sit here and be like okay
I'd like to deny that right?
Like I'm not going to sit here and get mad I don't give a fuck. If y'all
think I fuck Silky, I fuck Silky.
Real soon.
Yellow with hands up.
I'm just
keeping a buck
because I ain't making me on that dumb shit. I'm just keeping a buck! Cause y'all
make me be on that dumb shit.
Silky now, he might have slapped
your ass. No
if Silky loves me, he would never...
Salaam Charlie and thank you for the resub
Starting today guys I gotta start being a better friend
and a better person
Starting today
Maybe tomorrow
Okay after Japan.
You got this, Madison!
You got this, Madison!
Where are you going, Madison?
Hopefully I've been following long enough for me to type.
Energy, energy, bro!
She's supposed
to win with eyes!
Lacey, I really want
to play for some reason right now. Anyone else?
You wanna run a Fortnite run? Yeah, I'm down
to run Fortnite on central servers quickly
I'm down, here invite me
This is the first time I've played Fortnite ever, oh my god.
I haven't even played this new game yet but I'm so excited to actually get into it and play this new game of-
Hey Sandy!
Yeah! What?
What's your name?
FaZe Lacey.
Hold on, what about me?!
I do!
There we go, I'm in, I'm in, I'm requesting to join you, Ron. There we go. I'm in.
How do I switch?
Shit is fucked up!
Them niggas do not want to play with me bro, that shit's fucked up man I'm gonna get a real fortnighter in this bitch
I'm going to get on my fucking ghost ass it They got the worst mind, the worst labor. Y'all think I'm the sub, scream crying, scream crying. Y'all trying to sing and won't.
They want to play with you?
Ah, yes sir! It won't. Y'all want to play with you?
Ah, yes sir!
The five-star rugmaker and I made this hat a rug.
Let me know if you want to see it.
I really, really want...
To hit a snipe.
Yo!
I really do, that was bad. Yo!
What's up?
I heard you not wanting me to play with you!
Yes, but you have to queue duos by yourself.
You kids were both queuing duos.
See they're playing duos so you need to queue duos.
Nigga, I don't know...
Dude, she has an emote in the game?
I don't know what that means, bro.
Oh my god.
Should we all just queue solo duo?
I don't know what that means, bro. No, no know what that mean bro no, no
I'm not gonna lie my epic games launchers not opening bro
We might be good.
No way Madison Beer has an emote!
What?
Nigga, that's why she's on the game!
Wait wait get ready get ready get ready get ready!
Lacey I really want to queue in one second.
Okay okay okay. FUUCK! Lacey, I really want to cue in one second.
Okay, okay, okay.
Fuck!
Task manager?
If you wasn't invited, don't ask to go.
Yeah, goddamn right.
Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm. Yeah, right. All right, bro, look. damn right yeah I'm right hi brother fuck that shit dude this works tonight these niggas want me to magically poof a nigga with
it dis on how the fuck am i gonna make it niggas bought at this song
how am i going to do that how am I gonna do it
or her lips real lame-ass. Look how you sound, boy!
Are her lips real?
Yo, y'all niggas be having me weak.
Why are you asking me that?
Bitch I don't know.
What I have figured out though is
majority of LA
women though, they got just
like it's the goats, bro.
The lip fillers be weak as hell.
You can tell.
But my first time seeing lip fillers, I just thought it was a white hoe with thick lips and I'm not gonna lie.
It was too good to be true because the bad thick lips and then she got an ass and she's like a ginger
that's rare i don't know about that that's it throwing me off throwing me off the one and only
but what The one and only. What the fuck is that thing? The what?
Yo, some niggas was
giving you an A+, some niggas was saying
you graded out. I don't know what they want me to do.
Wait, why?
What happened?
Yo guys, last night when me and Silky walk away, that's on us.
That is not on Allen bro.
We were walking away because I was just...
That is not on Allen, bro.
You cannot lower his teammate rating for that.
How do I even have a team? They said you fouled out. You cannot lower his teammate grade for that.
How do I even have a-
They said you fouled out.
How do I even have a teammate grade
if I'm literally just holding the camera?
I don't know, bro.
Because like, you gotta understand y'all bitching
because y'all want to see Max wrist
and then Soki's shot is doing the same exact thing.
Nigga, but we were both separate.
I'm saying.
I'm saying.
They want me to get like both POVs
and I'm seeing both chats at one time.
You got to understand
it's only so many places he could be.
So if I'm talking to somebody,
He can't be there too.
I'm not itching.
What are y'all talking about bro?
See now I got an itch but bro I'm not itching bro.
My shit not itching my nigga.
Like what?
Y'all look stupid as fuck.
Anyways.
You better put a mask on, dude.
Huh?
You better put a mask on, dude.
Nah, she's playing with clicks, bro.
What a chump. with clicks bro what a cheeks magnificent you're a dumb ass
bro y'all got to stop yeah i gotta stop bro Hell.
Man of its.
Man of crap.
I don't see what time my fight is. They're literally trolling bro and it's like, y'all know
I'm a clean nigga like yeah
Which is wrong Wow literally get tested like what?
I will get testing on again
Get ready to learn Chinese dollar. So stupid first of all, I've gotten STD tests before. Why? Because I take care of my safety and cleanliness. Nigga the test don't- results don't come back for three days.
So y'all saying get tested on screen they don't come back. Y'all gonna
watch me pee in the cup? Dumbass nigga the fuck. Everything good? Working on it? Okay
cool. Thank you so much. Alright let me see my itinerary burn.
Damn!
God damn!
So what time we gotta be there?
5, 4, 3, 2, 1
Fuck that's early
Alright guys We got like a 12 hour stream today.
You streaming 08 to the point?
Hell yeah! I got you this nigga is a workhorse and he not outdoing me bro.
He not, I know he want too but alright guys, I can send a message
Let's do it
Come on
See Oh, oh, okay. Come on! Reboot, reboot, reboot. She didn't see!
That was so close I need like loot.
Fuck it, whatever bro. Whatever.
Whatever. Anyways though where did we leave off? I forget.
Let me go through kyle let's go
Nah she mad Bitch take this shit down.
Why the fuck? Yo come here Allen look at
this girl I want to show you hold on
You got to see this shit
Like this shit just
Bro I gotta
I gotta stay away from this shit bro
No no look at this girl
You see the girl
Okay Like girl you see the girls okay like bro white bro we go back what the fuck I
know brown the i know bro
i know bruh hold on
who is she oh you're a goner.
This is a fan talking to...
Huh?
A fan talking to...
She's going crazy.
The kid's gonna write right, not gonna lie. What'd you say?
The kid is in the right, not gonna lie.
The person that DM'ed her is in the right.
Bitch! Take this shit down!
Why the fuck you posting streamers cribs?
Are you stupid easy such so ugly ass up to fuck up black bitch what?
Fan out dick rider hoe. Don't worry about your own life you fucking loser.
Nobody broke ass hoe.
What the fuck?
Yo bro, there is something wrong with these hoes cam yeah I was going Shut up. Do you want to co-stream the basketball now?
No, no, do you want a co-stream like they put the fake broadcast on your channel too?
Or do you just want an IRL stream? Oh, yeah. Fuck it for you.
Or do you want to just IRL stream?
No.
But like they can put the actual main broadcast in the air set or you would have like just your regular IRL stream on the air set?
Okay.
Can you guys run a poll?
Would y'all rather me rebroadcast the mainstream
or would I rather have a baseline IRL footage,
a different shot?
What would you rather have?
Yeah.
It wouldn't be baseline either by the way. You'd be like a side VIP.
What did you say?
It wouldn't be baseline either, you'd be like a side VIP
Keep in mind that main broadcasts would have
everything, you'd have announcers and all of that so yeah keep in mind the main broadcast would have like everything you would
have like announcers and all that so
okay irl stream restream broadcast. Yeah, they say IRL.
So you don't want to do a regional broadcast?
As long as Alan can have the cam near the...
Yeah, but listen,
if Alan's not getting near the court,
he'll be on there.
It'll be like
if there's like
a VIP section
on the side.
First of all,
by the way,
we have a book
Allen does too.
Oh,
he don't have
a flight?
No,
so listen,
this is how we would do it.
Al would be behind a VIP barrier.
You've never been to one that often.
I can't really explain it to you.
I can show you later.
But he'd be behind like a VIP barrier.
He wouldn't exactly be – like he'd be behind a VIP barrier, you'd be kind of far.
People would hear the crowd around him
and not really the game.
But the game is like
you would actually have
a full professional broadcast
of the actual game too
if you coached him.
I think you should coach him professional broadcast of the actual game too if you're closer i think he's a coaster okay
all right will i be at an irl stream and then when it's time for the game Then I can switch to a co-stream?
Yeah, you can go to your IRL stream before
And then do a switch over that
I can work that out
Alright, bet. I'm down
Alright, bye I bet I'm down
All right, bro
Anyways back to this shit Though. This is ridiculous you both follow so if you do rag what was silky doing last yo bro i was away from the camera so
long i can't get that cooked ever again because like bro when i'm at that point bro
i'll be forgetting i'm streaming that's the issue bro y'all know me bro like when i'm at that
point i'll be forgetting i'm streaming my uh std will you said that last time with no STD will
You said that last time with Noah
No, it's no bro
I didn't get as drunk as I did at the at that strip club. Now them hoes roofied my said stop bitching
nobody's and i'm just talking to y'all
the why are y'all saying fix
your ears why y'all saying that bro does
this bother you that much?
Yo bro, I think you live in my body, my nigga.
Like what's wrong with you niggas?
Who you fuck?
Bro, what the fuck are y'all talking about?
Like yo!
What are y'all talking about yeah what are y'all
talking about her who's that but anybody
right brought and that would be killing
bro like bro that's that fucking weird
shit my nigga the fuck, anyways bro
This streaming shit come first
Starting today guys I'm celibate
I'm celibate bro
Bro i will not leave stream during parties
I'm staying on camera my nigga I'm staying on camera my nigga. I'm
staying on camera at M Diddy part two. I'm on camera. I'm
not leaving camera. I'm not leaving camera unless I gotta
shower or some **** I go to the bathroom or I gotta get or some shit, I go to the bathroom
where I got to get Uber Eats.
I'm on this camera bro.
I'm not leaving the camera bro.
Like real shit bro.
I was gone for too long
and I'm a changed man.
I'm a new nigga bro. Real bro real i don't care what nobody
nobody gotta say to me my i'm a and i'm changing my way bro i'm changing
my ways y'all stupid as i'm telling you all the the truth. New man, changed man, bro.
I'm celibate... Mind you,
I'm going celibate literally for me.
I didn't fuck none, but it's like
I'm just gonna... Bro, I'm literally
going celibate because it's like...
I want to really show up.
I'm finna show up.
I'm finna...
Like niggas is mad weird.
What do you want, bro?
I was kicking my boot.
That was last night, man. No, was cool bro. It's just chill vibes.
Chill vibes. You going shopping today?
Yeah let's do it! Yo the nail
lady coming at 3 you wanna get your nails like
Hell yeah! She couldn't be here at You wanna get your nails like
She's gonna be here at 3 though, and then let's go shop it out like for back sound like a plane now
Loan drop that see guys, we not on that though.
Bro, this shit come before anything bro.
This shit, bro that CMB shit real.
This comes before anything my nigga.
And I'ma show that bro but obviously when I'm high and drunk i'm crossed. I'm out of here my nigga
I'm thinking about the hoes i'm on some other shit, but that's fine though. That's me learning as a man, though
That's me learning as a man janet turned this nigga celibate. I didn't bro y'all are so stupid we ain't even doing nothing
like just think shit happen all the time why do y'all think i every girl
like i'm not like that i'm a loser
i'm not like that game i'm not that, but I'm not out here doing it
I don't got it in me. I don't got that dog bro
These would be saying shit broke chill
All right phase day 13 recap let's it! This might be the craziest recap
so far. Phase Recap
Day 13. Wait, no, no, no!
No bro I'm not gonna lie he can
NOT delete Aiden and SFW. Please
please don't, please don't though. Please though!
Please though!
That's the one thing I ask.
Please don't delete that bro.
They cannot delete that.
Alright bro.
Aight y'all.
AHHHHHH!
Don't get us! Don't get it!
Don't get onto the phone
with Dukie!
Jason needed help with some girls
and the only girls I knew
they were like, oh we have
Why are y'all really trying to tell
me that was the greatest 5 star moment of all time?
Me being on the phone with Duke Niggaz.
So what are you going to do on Saturday when I play this nigga?
Like, what the fuck are y'all talking about
there you go bro that's that ross max we can't come to jason
was she we can't come to Jason's Wait, can I just... What'd she just say?
Uh, some girls
and the only girls I knew
they were like oh
we have some history with Max. We can't come to Jason
Wait
I need to know who she was talking about
Oh
Like bro, I am not banging bro
I'm not out here claiming all these hoes
I'm not out here fucking all these hoes. I'm not out here fucking all these hoes.
No nigga!
I like what I like and I'm more selective, bro.
You got it, bro.
Not everybody can get this dick my nigga.
Bro shit.
Not all of you boys...
I mean...
Not all of you... Bro mean not all these bro.
Not all the people my dick is not community dick bro like this some shit you gotta be special for this shit bro real shit
I'm not out here just passing out semen in all of these hoes
Real shit they should be chatting yeah
yup go get on your knees
nigga said I got YMCA dick
i don't even know what that means but why the fuck are y'all peace watching in the first place?
No nigga gets they dick watched like me bro and I don't know why.
Maybe it's because I tell you all my stories so maybe I gotta stop doing that
But y'all be cock watching like
girl, what are you talking about?
This is chat.
Look at this lame ass nigga.
I'm always gonna
hate when someone's doing some good shit.
I did that shit so wrong!
Cringe ass nigga, lame ass nigga!
I like a man who is not afraid to say period.
That what i'm saying look
i'm with all of them i'm with all of you but uh you're you're with it you're with
i might be a male feminist.
Cass said he wanted 1v1 you at DreamCon? As soon as that nigga
get off Star Wars, I will play him 1v1
I will play him 1v1. Let me see what did this nigga say about you, Jake?
Yeah, don't be so
So never hurt now, I don't wanna play cash.
I fuck with cash so heavy bro.
I gotta DM him.
Imma follow him on IG.
Oh no! Fuck!
Eliminate it!
ELIMINATE IT!!
Can I have an intimate hug?
Yeah sure. Not intimate!
Grip the buns.
Not intimate. Okay.
Sorry, sorry, that was gross. Sorry, sorry, sorry. That was good.
Okay now
that you're
talking about
the other one
Wow.
This niggas
end up
Honestly
like I'm not
even kidding
I play every night
for like four hours a night.
Jesus!
I mean, big mercy makes it to tier one.
Jesus, you don't have the stream?
No, that's what I was trying to say earlier.
That's why my friends are all like, bro, you play the game.
Just move it.
I'm watching you.
I'm like, really?
So many opportunities.
Let's get a coffee!
Literally just because I love to play.
You would think that I'd be better though.
But should I be taller?
But should I be taller?
Now look...
These niggas got some weird ass shit going on, bro.
Man what the fuck are y'all doing?
Ron's hanging out with Madison right now.
Ron tell her I said hi.
Oh Madison...
FaZe go-to's
In and Out
City Basketball 3v3s
Green Screen Stealing niggas content.
Talk about going in for two hours and somebody will probably mind what we missing my nigga?
Oh my God. What are we missing, my nigga?
Yo!
Smoking? Nah, bro.
Damn, is that part of it?
Is that part of it?
Weed?
Okay, so you look at... You think of FaZe.
You look at FaZe.
You think, damn, these niggas smoke weed.
Cap.
Cap. It's only Silky smoke weed. Cap. Cap.
It's only Silky, bro.
Only Silky.
Here our niggas go.
Jason still content but don't let niggas on his.
That shit fucked up ain't it?
That shit is fucked up!
That shit is fucked up!
Alright hold on.
It's fine though I'm gonna steal that shit one way or another though
Alright come on
Let's continue in the comm
It's complicated. Yo Jason, Jason! Fuck.
Yo invite AdapT to go shopping with us!
Fuck, he can't hear bro. Can someone type it in the chat? Hold on...
Remember that?
No. Damn you don't remember? Yo what are you talking about? No
Yo, you know what are you talking about? Well, you gotta come here and watch all the clues. Oh
no
At what time Oh Wow as soon as Silky leave I Wow.
As soon as Sokey leave, Niggas not trying to hang out no more
Yeah he not hitting yo ass gang
And you was making him look stupid on your stream because you put the camera in his drunk ass face
what you knew is that when you know it's drug action has been off like a
camera oh my gosh bro we all need I'm drunk ass and it been off fucking camera.
Oh my gosh bro, we all know that nigga who get drunk and then start acting crazy though
She has a big family
Do you have a big family? Yes, how many siblings my parents are separated they can say you question mark hello hello in case this doesn't work out, Jason I'm very happy you found her now
Isaiah, I can have her to myself though
I appreciate that, ya know? Just getting to know her
That is my friend though, that's my friend but
keep it a buck dude
Jason I appreciate this maybe double date in the future? You know something, something, No.
Have you guys heard of a little something called...
How many times I'm gonna move my fucking camera?
Yo, this nigga was at 14 thousand subs yesterday bro.
Pokimane told niggas to sub to his nigga channel and his ass is about a hit 20k
Do y'all not think that's fucking crazy?
Like, dude. I need a bad bitch with some power to come on my shit, my nigga
Yo this guy is a troll
You see that little purple subscribe button down there
If you click on the little side
you might have a free subscription that you can utilize on Twitch right like I
said Janet cool bro we cool like i can't just be
cool with people y'all just start saying bro like niggas think they really in my life like
y'all just started saying that i'm cool with her bro we cool
20k crazy what's worse is he was right next to lacy texting me that
he wasn't along with me and i should have told him i should have told him. I SHOULD HAVE TOLD NICK! Shut up, bitch!
See? I look mad good. This nigga Max is gay.
You know what, Max? That shit just...
That shit just keep going up
The headline yo, that's one thing I can't say about me no more This No more.
Look, this is a regular ass hairline. Go get tested nasty boy.
Yo Dooney I deadass don't even wanna talk to you.
You about go to a King Carson concert with Jason DeWeeney?
You was about to go to a Ken Carson concert with DeWeeney.
Fuck you. No cap, though.
Fuck you. I'm so serious.
So just get out of here. Fuck you!
Fuck you, fuck you!
It's cool, I seen that though,
I peaked at it though.
You thought I didn't peak that though
I peaked that though.
It's cool.
Go hangout with the weenie
go type in a weenie tag
real sweet Go do that!
Nah, we up now.
AHHHHH! I see a movie like that, it's the living is woke
I guess you don't know me, fuck
We take out high end of Oh my god, yo bro. I'ma give it a button.
I don't remember much from the party so this is gonna be news to me.
It's time to read the gaps! uh I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do!
HAHAHAHA
YEAH!
YEAH! Yeah
Yeah They just calling this shit Project Riz. I think it's coming to me.
I think it's coming to me.
Yo, bro, this is some bullshit.
Yo when I was walking through this up, bro,
I was really trying to make sense of everything game
and i was praying for the best but holy bro this is rough uh you
did you hear him what he said he says repeat that so get in here Repeat that, so we can hear.
He said start crashing out.
You want me to break? Man don't tell me to crash out
I'll start breaking shit in this crib.
Nigga ain't do shit. Nigga ain't do ain't do ain't do he's that type of bro
he's that type of thanks i will start the pin.
Yo, can somebody tell this nigga to beat the shit it looked like we having a two-man
there's nobody in the back is somebody told us nigga delete your shirt yeah Yo, bro.
I'm telling you, bro.
Niggas don't be looking out, dog.
Bro, if I...
Bro, if I'm at my nigga party
Bro, I'm gonna try to make that bitch look lit.
I'm not a hater.
Like I have never been look lit. I'm not a hater, like...
I have never been no hater,
I ain't really ever been that.
So Imma try to make that hoe look lit.
It was not my birthday bro,
Like my birthday would-
Bro.
Freakin' shit in this crib.
Okay, Matt say less.
He said nigga we can break, he said fuck it.
Feeding, feeding, he's feeding for it. Stokey feed him for that blunt.
Hey! Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Am I gonna fit? I'm going to go. time I'm not gonna lie, bro.
I didn't really peep game until yesterday, though.
I was peeping game, though.
I was peeping game, bro. Jason,eping game bro, Jason you chose the wrong friend.
Now look, I'm opening two man double dates bowling alleys funplex David Busters escape rooms let's do it. Both of us.
Jason let's do it though.
Let's do it.
Let's do it.
I will not double cross you nothing.
Nigga said celibate bro.
You can't just enjoy somebody company room you can't just enjoy somebody company I am selling it right
I'm literally yeah I'm celebrate bird I'm sell of it right now
when's the last time I got?
Tell me it's been a minute, bro It's been a minute
So
Y'all look I'm sick, too much pressure and I'm nervous Cause when the time comes
Y'all look amazing
You think you a dragon really?
Flick me up though
Hold on get us out
Oh my god!
That's the same. I'll never get it mixed up ever again. He came downstairs with his arm around her shoulder.
But I don't like him so much!
Yeah I did not fuck this girl all my life.
She was fiending.
I did not fuck this girl bro.
Like y'all can see me now.
I'm a fucking cunt.
I'm a fucking cunt.
I'm a fucking cunt.
I'm a fucking cunt.
I'm a fucking cunt.
I'm a fucking cunt. I'm a fucking cunt. I'm a fucking cunt. I did not fuck this girl all my life. She was fiending.
I did not fuck this girl, bro.
Like y'all are blowing my shit, bro.
That nigga Dap is too gone?
Bro, I did not fuck this girl, bro.
I just like numbers. You get out? Oh my God!
You can get out?
Oh, it's tempting though! It's something though, it's something.
What the fuck is this?
Oh my god!
Oh my god... Oh my god.
I just tried to rip my shirt, oh my god.
See? Eight shit, oh my god.
See this eight shit.
Look at this dumb bitch. Hello? Hello? Yo! I'm talking to you. Yo! What are you doing?
Huh?
Alright.
Anyway though, I'm not schizophrenic, dickhead.
Yo, Allen, yo, let me tell you something, bro.
Yo, that nigga Allen just called girls bitches to they face, bro.
Like he this is a regular occurrence.
You know, we call them cunts.
He calls them bitches.
He says...
Yo, bro!
So many times the nigga take a couple shots.
The girls come around and they gonna be like yo bro you tryna fuck this whore?
Yo I swear to god right in front of her.
And then I'll be like yo bro she's a dumb bitch relax it's okay
y'all mind you bro this is some that only go with the white girls it's only going to like i swear god this has done. I swear to God, he's so weird
I don't know why you do that shit
I don't
Oh my god
She ate shit oh my god
She just ate shit.
Look at this dumb bitch.
Yo you're dipping?
Oh my god you got a mic on! You might be working for the press day.
Yeah!
You caught me bro!
Jason! Do caught me bro
Do you like my haircut though?
No that shit's clean
My friend actually told me to change the other day
I So, we're gonna change that thing. Yo back! What?
Oh my god you got a mic on!
Yo your dipping?
No Yo, you're dipping? No.
Oh
sick!
Oh sick! Oh Oh Shit
Oh shit
Well
You win some you lose some This weenie nigga just having to lose a lot
but you can't even be surprised
You can't even be
surprised. Yo bro there is no
way I had the lowest teammate. Okay look
What is the teammate grade on? is it on it's a CMV
teammate gray right so therefore okay then I understand y'all putting me low
but if this just in general party attendance
this nigga graded out
as well. He is bottom of the bottom.
Bottom of the barrel.
Nigga, you have an F.
It's all self-respect.
Bro, you did
Pokimane rituals, gang.
Bro, you have no self-respect.
You licked your toenails for $1,000
my nigga. Ketchup off
your toes, dude.
You are the nigga who has
the least self-respect.
Now, from now on
we doing CMB teammate grades, right?
In terms of a CMB teammate grade I
graded out and if I had to give
the highest teammate grade it's lowkey
to Allen he was the cameraman
that nigga Jason left the party early,
he lost his girl,
he found out
they were friends,
and that was drunk as hell,
but he did get some clicks.
So low key that raises teammate grade because it's a CMB
team a great silky A plus how is Silky A Plus though?
How what is Silky do?
What did he do and why was I
sucking Kason dick, what did Kason do? He carries your stream. Bro, I was not gone for that long bro. How how long was I gone
for? What you mean he carried my stream
I was not going for that long
what's my rate in adapt
I don't know bro
adapt I don't know
two hours I was gone for two hours, Cap.
Cat.
Cat.
Cat.
Bro y'all niggas be lying, bro.
Two hours?
You were.
What did K-San do? Tonight's teammate grades. B, B minus
Yeah this had to be before we got back in the crib. Allen
I don't get why y'all saying bench and ship to China.
What did Allen do?
What did Allen do for y'all to say that?
Why are y'all saying that?
Sketch D minus? left the party early with the you know what I'm not even gonna call it that we're trying to get brand deals.
Hey, bro.
Say I want you?
Say I don't want me, bitch!
Say I don't want me because I dropped 100 points but I graded out because I was sucking shots
and not passing the ball, my nigga.
So fuck outta here with that saying how I want you, nigga.
Fuck, I don't want them.
Fuck y'all.
Bro, the nigga just came in here
and called me a hard-on.
Please ban him.
Oh, I knew it wasn't...
Bro, it's never a stream until DeLeon coming here and start dick riding
Here we go
You gain STDs you only talk to ugly hoes missed out on stream to talk to ugly bitches
Gang UF that never happened. Yo, that literally never
happened. Yo bro, I was trying to find people
bathrooms. I was trying to make sure people
got home. None of that was happening
bro. Y'all just be lying but it's cool
though.
It's cool though. Shit! Look at this dumb bitch
Yo, you're
dipping?
Lame ass
weenie nigga look at him
oh my god you got a mic on
you use Lacey
for content
and fucking is bad, You're a dumbass nigga, bro
If you really think that take your bitch ass out of here go watch clips my nigga. You're retarded
Nigga said use Lacey for content stupid dummy. We're in a fucking content group
Don't fight that's my brother though
All at banks was trolling the column yo do not let thanks enable y'all, please
Don't let banks and they will y'all he's trollin
None of that shit mode that whole it's the car sick bird
I Instacart shit? Bro, that didn't happen, bro.
That didn't happen.
That didn't happen, bro.
Get out of here with that.
You have to share with us.
Oh my God! You caught me, bro! Jason! yeah I got me round Jason you come right away do like my hair cut though
no that's it's clean
yeah Yo, my friend actually told me that I changed the other day.
I looked at him confused and I realized
someone says you changed.
Brother, you changed brother They're gonna ask the girl and then go from the party.
Yo! That's Lacey's bag!
I know, bros.
Girl from the party, yo bro what are you doing?
You can't just like have a little bit of me and then do anything. Yo bro, what are you doing? What am I doing?
Y'all are so stupid. You think I really told her?
Yo you can sleep here like what?
You think i told her that nigga the fuck?
Like no bro she just had a headache
Her hair was finished and needed a place to lay down
I don't know what to tell y'all bro
I don't know what to tell y'all bro
I don't. I don't know what to tell y'all bro
I don't know what to tell y'all bro. I don't know what to tell y'all, real shit.
And I really don't remember that much so...
Man of Clarity?
Regardless though the sheets been washed
I'm a W man's, that my boy
I make sure everything good
I don't why they just're just saying mana clarity like bro slow down
Slow down niggas can just be friends
Y'all got me fucked up
For my body, under the mid-edge. Well a lot of cap in here but I know the new rules bro we locked in.
Now she mad seeing this when they just not heard. I'm not gonna lie, I look clean as a motherfucker though.
Y'all gotta give me my props sometimes bro.
I look clean as a motherfucker.
I like signing real shit though. keep the stack max just wants connie
like what you mean ava okay who do you think i'm thinking about right here like who do y'all You mean Ava?
Okay, who do you think I'm thinking about right here? Like, who do y'all think I'm thinking about?
Nigga, I ain't thinking bout shit.
There's some big booty hoes around
What are ya'll talking about? See, here niggas go saying Say, there's some big booty hoes around.
What are y'all talking about?
See here niggas go saying stupid shit.
Here y'all go, yup, mm-hmm.
Okay nevermind ruin the post, shut up. She was on plug talk, never mind. Ruin the post? Shut up.
She was on plug talk.
Oh no.
Max, I hope you ain't gay.
I hate your... Y'all niggas are retarded, bro.
Hey, look. Y'all niggas are retarded bro. Hey look y'all niggas are retarded, but I wish it
Y'all a retarder, bro
L ads this ugly son of a bitch is
fucking super hot chicks and basically
you are fucking stupid how just watch
the free big what the fuck
this is a fake forub ad like what what the fuck is this
scientists hate him men want to be him he hogging all the crabs he needs to be
passed okay what do y'all think happened last night since
y'all so intelligent what happened last night what happened last night what happened last night?
Nothing okay somebody intelligent
Like bro, I think y'all niggas got it. Bro. Yeah, I gotta understand bro. I'm not that type of nigga
Like but really I've changed my ways and I'm changing my ways
I'm different I'm different now, bro
I'm different now, bro. I'm different now bro
I gotta relax with all that shit
real soon
pray for my boys
don't know what this means at all
wow
ok, I know what this means
made of slop lie detector how about hot
on a lie detector, bro.
Bro, there's nothing for me to lie about.
Like what? What am I lying about?
I did not nut on this nigga's sheets.
Like yo, bro, y'all niggas killin' me, bro.
Someone quick explanation
We love you Banks my nigga, you on a dick
Pray for Lacey bad bitch
We throwin a proper party with the headliner
On some real sicko shit to close out the 100 day stream. Bro, we planned this
party and threw it in 24 hours on a Tuesday. Come on bro
stop playing and that shit was solid. It's a little house party vibe. Stop saying TikTok
Riz Party. Stop saying Project stop saying project name project raise you dumb ass niggas it was a
kickback house party bro chillax nigga and tell you want to suck on that dick i'm not going
to bite your bitch head fuck you and maji i want to hate i'm not gonna fight y bitch ass. Fuck you.
And Maz, y'all wanna hate?
I'm not gonna bite y'all niggas either.
I was gonna bite the Maz.
Project STD?
Okay.
Make sure the iPad charges time, mud time bud thanks we need more black Queens butter some black when you bro y'all shout out Kalani she cool with foot how
they got a Corvette already.
You getting nervous?
No, shut up!
Bro, y'all niggas is blowing my shit.
This is my friend bro.
We just friends.
We're just besties.
You know what I'm saying?
From West Orange, you know no time from west orange you know stop doing that
stop doing that stop doing that stop doing that the funny how many bitches
he tells me all this shit fucks weird ass super bitches
With the fake asses and oh my god
You doing What? What are you doing?
What are you doing?
Just like my homegirl, bro.
What are you talking about?
She don't need no, like...
You feel me?
What are you doing? You're so clean.
Yo Lord!
So this is the crib.
Y'all you're so weird.
Max is fucking annoying as shit and you gonna throw me in the fucking grave right now?
Relax, relax.
Anyways all y'all word ass niggas say
this is my friend like
oh my god i don't know how many
i don't know how many
i don't know how many times I gotta say that, bro.
Why can't I just be honest?
Why can't I just have friends, bro?
Y'all talking about a couple goals like,
Bro, wait.
Nigga, this is my friend.
Bro, this is my friend, this is my friend guys Please I can't just have friends
Like real estate
Like yo
When will it ever come to the point
A girl on stream and they just my friend these are just my friends this is my
these are my friends right john right lacy
not lacey lloyd these are my boys from back home. They know, they know,
they know.
Why you laughing? Nobody's laughing!
I'm not laughing! Who's laughing, bitch?
Max 20 Lies, y'all are stupid, bitch. No nigga I'm just saying y'all are stupid because I think I know more than you I know.
Niggas think this shit funny.
Why you avoiding my question? Yo, K-San!
K-San why are you beefing with Tay?
Hold on, K- not just texting me
oh yeah tay said jason is the caisson of the group what does that mean did y'all see that let me call him I'm a add case onto hold on bro my phone don't work so... But...
I'm gonna add him to the call
So he can ask himself
I'm going to add him to the call
I don't know if he'll join but no that's hilarious they said you having a crab rave
yo tag yeah um when you said you commented in stream you said jason
you are the case on of the group what does that mean oh because he always be kicking like whenever
he was like sookie like me telling the league.
And that reminded me how K-Side always had to kick people out.
Oh okay. Okay.
So K-side you were trying to press my mans whole time
He didn't even mean it in no bad way
Yeah nah, I don't even mean it in no bad way. Yeah, nah. I didn't
even mean it like that because what's it called?
Suki was like, yo can you tell her to leave and then I'll sleep?
And I was like, alright man that's what she
case all would do.
Okay.
Alright though bro, bro um i'm gonna see you again All right, bro. Alright bruh Let's see the comments on this
He copped it, y'all think he
Copped it? This my fave duo
Now. What? Y'all niggas saw us on camera for 10 minutes
Like what do you mean this your fake duo
Niggas was lowkey hating and chapping
She cool bro she is cool
She cool as fuck It's a bad day to show her on stream
Now she's cool as hell
And she dream
Nigga what? No bro this my friend
Oh my god bro
She's cool as hell W couple not in a relationship.
Nobody has ever said I had a lazy eye and tell you niggas
Nobody has ever said I had a lazy eye until you niggas, and now people clean out all the time.
God, son of a.
Like bro what type of stupid shit is this?
Nobody has ever said I had a lazy eye until you niggas.
And now people point it out all the time.
Cause of you.
She got a guy-eye on her nigga in real life. What's up?
She got a Gaia on her. Nigga, relax bro.
That is my friend bro.
I respect.
Real hair...
Yo!
WTF?! Yoooooo yeah yeah
bro Bro.
Bro, it's as simple as I didn't brush my hair down here
Here I did
I lined it up and straight
Nigga this shit not paint job bro like do you really think the just painted my
hair on art you know what washed off right why is it not washed away i sweated yesterday today
they get this it would have washed away bro all right come then shower I dish out Are y'all come? Didn't shower, I did shower.
Ah! Niggas done laughing. Y'all funny.
I'll give it to ya'll. Ya'll are funny though.
I will say that though. I appreciate you all for the laughs.
Ya'll are, thank you.
Anyways though, bitch this a fresh ass hairline motherfucker You salty as shit cause you got that squiggly ass sign curve
Sign grab ass hair on it, you mad as hell
I got this crispy straight ass hair on it
Straighter than fl fight we at.
That nigga's got me fucked up.
It's fading already.
LOL bro.
Or a haircut versus no haircut?
I know fake one is still cooked
nothing can fix Max hairline hair dye
fucked him cause it's so
fucking ugly. Max so ugly
yeah, I'm ugly bro word
Aiden Ross has announced if he gets unbanned
from Twitch, him and Kuffa might be joining FaZe Clan.
I don't know where the fuck this news came from.
I ain't never heard of this. I don't know if it's true or not.
I mean, at the end of the day, if Slave Master say
it's happening...
There's not much I can do but actually no we're
a team and a family so we all gotta agree to um how you know serena because she's my friend game
we grew up together well we ain't grow up
together but we go off in the same time and then we came from us see a great older than me
uh that gotta be the funniest when drunk we seen this bit was on her knees
on a shot what yo when was this
when was this?
When was this? Bit was on her knees on a counter
fiending for the wound.
What the fuck? Nah, this is ridiculous.
She was only there because Man of Steel invited her.
Dude I'm not gonna lie bro
niggas said woos me
that What is that?
What do you mean four letter word?
I is crazy.
Y'all, niggas can't even hype me up bro.
Sexy. Spag. Ugliest nigga in the world, four letters yeah I think that's right LOL bro LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL.
Damn, nigga said happy birthday we seen that.
Hakeem
Yeah yo what about Hakeems stats? I ain't see that nigga do do except play ken carson that's all that made it contributed to the party and a guest cameo
that's all he did now i seen say um there's all these um queens here like kalani rogers and jelan
imagine talking to bed bugs yo gang i literally was talking to
kalani bro i got to know her you feel me father on the ground follow me back look we just chilling though she's
probably gonna be at dreamcon it was nice to meet her she cool chill vibes bro like bro i don't got
a russian and rip the gat every time nigga like bro i just probably got to know her she cool as she
look great beautiful you burn me like y'all gotta chill and i wasn't talking no bed bugs
i don't talk to no bad bugs gang chill with all that bro i don't talk to no bedbugs gang chill with all that shit bro. I don't talking about bad boys nigga
I am NOT I am yeah, I got the wrong
How max gonna wake up after last night? I'm itchy
Itchy why am I so itchy?
So y'all just be having
a field day in the comm huh?
Y'all be havin' a this yeah this shit funny there's good
content huh just good yeah I have fun okay
okay okay now that's cool bro as long as I haven't fun bro but I'm not gonna lie
this is not funny though.
This is not funny, like I can't relate to it.
I can't relate to it.
I can't laugh at some shit.
I can't relate to that.
Shit weird.
Ha ha!
Five star y'all fuck with my edit?
Nigga I'm telling you all right now bro
Five Star is one day gonna be a brand bro
That's just gonna be a brand
Like some known shit
It's gonna be a movement It's gonna be a movement. It's gonna be a fucking movement.
Ray!
Thank you for the 350th
We up!
Thank you so much guys. Yeah, well we have for a week
We have a million on switch it yo do niggas not understand that
We hit a million on switch
Like bro, and we already at a million twenty wow yo this shit is insane
Been here poppy share with the gay shit. Thank you though. Thank you. I love you
I'm gonna check it in a second yo Yo, can I get W's in the chat? 350 followers and 3 streams
I've streamed three times! Two and a half!
Give me a W bring me up stand game is up on official points
all 2021. now you gotta sneak it into existence you got to think of your existence
and you gotta kill it into existence.
If anyone is lacking, like you could be doing all the work but if your talking like oh I don't know
if i can hit a million.
I don't know if I can hit twenty three thousand bucks
Type shit type shit like. You know I'm gonna do it. Type
shit, type shit, you know?
You know?
What
was he streaming those first few days?
Reactions or games? Yes, reacts. All I used
to do was go live, react to a bunch
of videos and end every day.
Then I started doing Discord.
Then I would play Fortnite a little,
the basic games. I was never a gamer bro i was really doing
they same for like two years my content ain't really changed until
really like i joined facebookZe bro. No bullshit.
Well no that's cap, that so cap, that so cap
Cause we started doing song wars
disc wars yeah thats cap
I just lied to niggas but in terms of
the reaction shit streams are just way different now than it was when I first started streaming.
The face of 5 Star right now, why does this got 110 likes? And it's like yo bro y'all niggas are not even trying to make some good edits.
Stream this nigga! Yeah bro, we did mad shit. I'm chatting bro. We did hella shit.
You just started going outside yeah bro yo niggas remember bro that's why the channel is called max touches grass because i would never leave that blue room hell of memories there bro hella
memory man some of you niggas me bro
y'all are yo y'all looks so weird brother
the other is so weird. Like bro, just chill. Just chill my nigga.
Just chill! Bro we just friends and either way even if I was
why would you go comment that?
Like what make you go comment that, bro?
You feel me?
This is what I be saying.
Yo, I really think – bro, I thoughtason community had the most like
i'm not gonna lie y'all niggas might got it this is ridiculous
matt's definitely hitting this weird
i don't even care at this point when they do
this because they're always gonna do
this, so it's weird I stopped caring.
Deadass, I'm not gonna lie. When it comes to him,
not no troll shit.
Yo bro.
Once bro ends he heading straight to Lacey's room yo on Keith life again nigga when we, she was out The crib
I got her and all the girls out the crib
That's why I was walking away to make
I got them all Ubers
To make sure they could get home
Like what the fuck are you talking about boy?
On my father's life.
Niggas just be saying bullshit.
Niggas be saying Bullshit
Next post
This Mac
X Silky Snippy Been stuck in my hand for two months i need to drop this asap
oh wait right where did the nail ladies at it's three o'clock ray ray right right
nothing here this max silky snippet has been stuck in my head those are words I
thought never here on Ron stream you said she
slept in his bed nigga she Dave bro she ain't sleep off
bro like she took a nap she was in his bed for like 20
minutes times well shit she was anything okay maybe
like 30 30 30 but she did not sleep, yo!
Yeah?
Yeah!
... I'm not gonna be able to do it. If I was broke as a bitch, and the time's up,
you're like,
don't fuck with me.
I mean,
if today is my day,
so today is your day,
what can I do?
I need a face.
I'm getting for a C-sick.
I'm fucking at best
with a bag of dollars in my pocket. I'm not' at bed with my back and my bum right there, bro
Like, you get out of your seat
You're like a bomb man but I got my bum right here
I'm gonna tell ya I make that move so chill with it, baby
I don't know what's up with the boys, but I'm real um um And that's the end of this video. I hope you guys enjoyed it. If you did, please leave a like and subscribe to my channel.
And if you want to see more videos like this one,
please go ahead and hit that subscribe button.
Thank you for watching! i don't trust you bro silky part not bad bro no
i'm um is I'm a
Bitch, for this hard light. Alright, got him. Hold on now.
Hold on my nigga.
Nah, Soapy did good.
Don't start talking about that carry shit.
Fuck out of here pussy.
Stop playing nigga. Bitch pull up on me, fuck this ho like origami
Bitch pull up on me
Rainbow bitch like Marikame I'm a lyrical genius
Motherfucker. Niggas not saying shit
Like that bro. Also the song has been up on the YouTube page, bro.
I played the full shit for you.
Alright here we go, Face Hours guys! We up by five.
We up by five.
So right now... We up by five. We up by five.
So, right now...
He was spitting he said volcano I erupt.
Okay see I see now you got'all told me we got something.
Alright bro! Look...
We are up!
We got the lead back after the nigga did a 15 hour breakathon
We were able to get the LEAD BACK BITCHES!!!
YEAHHHHH!!!!
So now... We gotta keep it how do we keep it well you're still getting tattoos no i couldn't because dreamo said dreamo was kissing two white holes upstairs i don't know what was
going on again but uh hey look how do I explain this to you he was tired and asleep
and basically
the nigga, you know
we couldn't do it today. The tats weren't sent
I would have got some shitty basement tattoos
again because I wasn't able to send all the designs. They gotta stencil
this shit out, so I'm gonna do that
when we get back from Japan type shit
or maybe
this Sunday cause we're going to be back home Sunday
Someone gotta help this man on your father's life is in because we're going to be back on Sunday.
Someone got to help this man or your father's life is insane.
Man of Lacey's day.
I did not fucking that nigga's bed, bro.
I'm dead ass.
On her dad's life?
On my dad's life.
No hesitation!
Like what? Bro y'all be weird as fuck.
On my dad's life.
And then these niggas making faces gassing up.
Yo! What the fuck?!
Like what? Bro... making faces gasses yo what the fuck like what bro y'all so weird max hit this keep exposing max buddy i'll bless your cash app if you expose Max. I really
hate some of you niggas.
God damn!
I hate some of y'all
niggas, bro.
Some of y'all niggas
I really do not like
y'all niggas, bro.
Like what?
And that's why I cannot bring
people on stream because niggas start being
on that bullshit.
Blackboymax and Jason DeWin's messages have been
leaked. Nibba, did you eat my dog yesterday? I'm Asian can't English oh shit sorry almost forgot Throwback when he was hanging out with Mexicans.
This is one way to make a nigga lose weight, feed him Mexican food.
Not finished yet though.
Now for anybody... Yo by the way I seen some shit on
I meant to talk about it. I see some shit on Twitter and the comments where niggas was saying,
I pray that Mr. Beast treat Max
Now I don't know what old shit got exposed to Mr. Beast
What happened? What old shit got exposed to mr beast what happened well oh she got exposed to mr
Beast we are honey way now we are like 150 away from 225 thousand crazy Crazy.
What did he say?
It was Chris, okay well regardless I'm not gonna lie to y'all again, no bullshit.
When we make it really mainstream
once they find out that I had an old career like a past
I'm not going to lie to'all My career ends right there
Real shit
That's exactly what's going to happen
They're going to go back and find my shit
It's over
No nigga, I was not messaging no minors what i'm saying is when they find the old
clip to me just being i don't know just saying calling who are mexican
lawn mowers and like the weird you feel me it's over though no bullshit
it's over it's over we're cooked just keep it above bro yeah I know this shit get crazy
i'll be saying crazy shit but honestly if I just don't stop
saying crazy shit can they really say something?
But at the same time if I don't
stop saying crazy shit
then
I don't know if we'll ever get that Nike sponsorship though.
Ah, fuck! Decisions decisions.
But if they find the old shit anyway do it matter?
You know what? Fuck that sponsorship.
Fuck the sponsorships nigga. Fuck the sponsorships, nigga.
Fuck the sponsorships. I ain't changing.
Fuck y'all niggas.
If Rage can fist an asshole and get a Nike sponsorship bitch
Niggas can't be that mad when I tell niggas they mow lawns.
There's no way.
We'll see though.
We'll see.
We'll see.
You have a song
you said the f slur and no i didn't no i didn't y'all just be lying in beaverskin i said And Beaver Skin I said,
I don't need to sleep. I just made music and stream again.
Run up 30 on these niggas
cause that's why I leave them in
New Belen, Cajun, inside of Beaver Skins
I ain't never fucking beef with them I'm in New Belize, Indiana. Inside the Bibs King's Boundary.
Talking high enough before you leave with that hand.
Colors on my dress like mama.
I promise this ain't no shit.
Bro, I blurred out the word though!
So i didn't say it I blurred it out nigga
Y'all are stupid
Max went chat asking if he smashed. I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshit! I did not hit her!
I did not...
Y'all are stupid bro.
What're these memes? Are they worth the STD?
Mark!
Mark!
What's this? Thank you very much. Bro has the worst build.
Your titties bounce hella max.
Bruh, I was just not even thought that was in my head.
Bruh, this is a dumbass pic.
That shit is unrelatable.
Niggas who are too deep
and be making me laugh, not gonna lie.
AtAlzayajade was a bop the entire night hopping from Max and Silky
You clearly seeing it on stream what a disgusting bop
And this why she don't want to be on stream
And I perfectly understand that this also why Ava't want to be on stream. And I perfectly understand it.
This is also why Ava didn't want to be on stream
because for some reason,
I don't know if we just got diehards
because we do more with our communities
but bro, there's really niggas in
our community,
especially Jason, that just be weird as fuck.
Niggas be on some weird shit.
So you just got to call a spade a spade.
The nigga TikTok name is Mr. Crash out and his profile pic is zesty male dude
i'm telling y'all bro i don't even blame her for not wanting to be on stream.
She don't do the content best girl from yesterday.
No personally. Personally. No.
Personally, I'm not gonna lie, Sokey, that was a
snipe and I gotta clap it up for my brother.
I gotta clap it up
for my brother. Real shit, I got to.
You know why?
Because while I was talking to Shauna...
First of all, I was W-mans right there.
Cause I'm talking to Shauna, you know, 5 Star Sugar Mom.
He finally met Shauna.
You feel me?
Except he was doing his due.uck was doing his due. He was
doing his due. He sniped.
Can't be mad at it at all, and I'm going to be honest. If I peeped
out what he took, I would have
did it first. I would have did it first.
But I respect game.
I respect game. I respect Dean.
I'ma just follow her anyway though even after
Is this even a question? We all
know the answer bro brah only fans
click you back to the crib. Okay can we discuss something?
Yo bro niggas did not bring no women home dude
Like y'all niggas thought
act like we taking these hoes home to fuck em
Bro
These girls are saying yo where's the after party?
Everyone is saying we're coming back to your house.
I was lit so I guess we're coming back to our house.
That's why they came and quickly left.
Like what?
Yo bro that there's no reason
Bro that is really literally what happened
That's literally what happened
Y'all heard this shit on the mic
They kept saying where we going after this
After party I was like alright alright pull up. Pull up to the curb dude!
Like bro, I don't know if that's...I don't think that's crazy honestly.
I don't think that's crazy. I, I don't. I don't.
They got meat and left.
Y'all are dumb as hell.
I love a dab.
This nigga got cooked by... Damn bro.
Faze Boy is going stupid, great streams
Com strong as hell
Dream count in two days Japan in a week
Bro it's been legendary bro
It's been legendary
Buddy saying anything I'm not... what is there to panic about the run phases on
his wild feel like match could win legit streamer of the year this year guaranteed
to be nominated at the pace he's on even though i think max is winning kai's a lot personally
he should but speeding kaibin lock it's a popularity contest match got it next year
next year probably gonna win best new stream or whatever. He's definitely leaving with two streamers.
Hey bro, we just got to keep working, bro. Every day
we just got to keep working.
We just got to keep working.
Consistency, hard work,
good quality. Consistency and good quality.
Consistency and good quality.
If you can consistently put out some good quality shit in whatever you do
then you're doing something
good and getting better.
I'm a fucking hella ho but none of them do for real
that's it bro i'm not i'm niggas say you ain't been
lmao hey ugly nigga he's singing a lyric and i bro bro i didn't fuck these girls bro
ray asian boy has been banned jason no what rake get banned for max and lacey's room 30 minutes ago Jason, no! What'd you write that band for?
Max and Lacey's from 30 minutes ago. Why y'all saying F slur?
The racism disappears when they want black dick.
Oh we said the that F slur on
stream why not as big it was bought up
with my favorite cool material bitch I'm
not booed oh I'm not boot up I'm not
gonna throw out just get late and I can be touched, you know?
That's just the type of nigga
I am, bruh.
Y'all know my animations, bro.
Like y'all know how I maneuver at this point.
Like at this point, y'all n'all have seen every asset of my life
yeah see me at a party yeah see me who you're seeing everything bro yeah no i'm not booed up
i'm not booed up, bitch! I'm not booed up.
Nigga, I go into Janet...
Nigga me too!
Nigga me too!
Nigga me too!
Regardless though
We just pulled up.
Like what?
Need to see you going? I'll pass!
I'll pass.
Going through the SLG, Animax, Finestar and Lacey Thugz at the same time to find out what happened last night
This shit is mid as fuck
Okay! New Drake! He previewed Drake
Let's see if this shit hard.
Here we go.
Is this where it start or should I check out something?
By the way, to start off on that one line,
this beat sounds ass.
Listen to this!
That's where it be, that's how it be I'm watching the moves, playing it close That's all these, super so
Rainy days, his and hers matching coats
Jace and me feel like a boat standing float
I'm watching the' afloat Watchin' the moves, playin' it close
Now look
I'm the biggest blazer when it comes to this light skinned nigga with the long cock. But this
shit, what is he getting hyped for bro?
Like this a chill shit.
What is he getting? Like why is he getting
Hey look nigga
if I gotta get up and scream
with chest tacks and a fitted on and smart water
Hey, I do it to get some Drake leaps my nigga. I don't give a fuck. I sell my soul in this bitch
I do it. Fuck it.
Fuck it. But this shit
sound chill though, like you feel me? It don't
sound like nothing crazy.
But I understand
though, I get it. Actually, I don't.
Let me listen harder maybe I'm watching the monster playin' in clothes
That's on me, it's a suicide I'm watchin' the moves, playin' in clothes
It's on Eats, it's a super-super song
Rainy days, his and hers matching coats
Tends to be feel like a boat stayin' afloat
I'm watchin' the moves, playin' in clothes I'm watch and it flows I'm watching the moves, I'm playing it close DRIPPIN! Wow
Jersey Alright
I ain't even first team
I'm playing like this though
Come join the squad now, nigga!
Come join the squad!
I ain't no... Hey, Kyle,
look, I respect Dane. Look,
I respect Dane, bro. If this how he feel, this how
he feel. Drake is amazing, amazing bro so at the end of
the day if drake enlightened his ears like
this he enlightened his ear and kai this should make me happy as
fuck kai i fuck with you even way more than my life
you was already number one streamer of all time, 300K in a month.
700000 concurrent viewers on one stream.
But now? Now I find out you suck and drink dick like this?
Nah, gotta realize my nigga.
No bullshit.
You're the GOAT.
Ty's the GOAT.
Real shit.
My GOAT streamers.
Y'all wanna know my list?
Here it is.
Mount Rushmore Streamers.
Not just content creators. My Mount Rushmore streamers. Not just content creators.
My Mount Rushmore streamers.
I got Aiden Ross.
I got Kai Sinek.
I got your age.
And I will probably...
Streamers! So I'm talking Twitch.
Aiden Ross, Kai, you're raising probably groups.
That's probably my unbiased, you felt me?
Malbrush more streams. unbiased, you feel me? Mount Rushmore streamers.
Of who I watch
like cause I didn't start
watching streams
until I'm not putting myself
on, I'll put myself on Mount Rushmore.
God, I'll put myself on Mount Rushmore.
But if I'm putting other people,
I didn't say speedy.
I said Kai Aiden,
praise the Lord.
Like once I found out about Twitch from Aiden
stop saying Salmanati
I didn't watch Twitch until Aiden
Once I found out about Twitch
then I started watching Twitch
and those are the main niggas i watched
those four right there i never really watch speed but speed is of course a great streamer though
and i don't just go off numbers i don't care about that at all really
i'm just talking about for watching nigga streams. Now,
favorite content creator of all time? I got So.
I got SoLuminati. It's my
favorite nigga of all time.
My favorite nigga of all time, bro.
Who's y'all not watch more more streaming if I had to say like
if I was including me, I put myself on it. Flight. I didn't
watch flight streams that I was watching flight vids my favorite
content creators ever. I got so i got flight i got osn
i probably put aiden up there kai is tough for me to put because when kai started making all
this great content i was already streaming so i don't really watch his
dreams you from me but you got to get credit where it's due though what about charlotte
i'm looking at chat thank y'all for the subs.
Thank you guys, thank you guys, thank you guys.
Shit.
Corey Kenshin?
He's not a streamer though. He do YouTube.
You wire G and you
Speed made clip farming
My list is Duke Dennis, King of D block or God the big drop
Aiden Kai
Dante and Max I guess
Bitch what?
Man fuck you nigga
Max Etika Rage
So that's a good list right there my nigga
Appreciate it Jinxy so that's a good list right there monica appreciate it jinxie rage kai speed nice
nice list right there bro nice list let's keep going freda oh yeah, Fredo up there bro
Not streaming wise cause I didn't watch the streams
I didn't watch the streams like I said in 2021
But I used to spam watch all that nigga YouTube bids
Fake prints and all
And I was eating it up! So, I thought that shit was real.
Let's keep going...
You know what's crazy? This nigga
coming back in like 5 hours and tan his whole body.
I wanted to bro, and I told Dreamer let's do it but they didn't have the designs ready
End of the day Max deadass put all into streams regardless
of if its fuck ups or STDs contracted.
This 35 hour stream has been legendary.
It was legendary. But
I can recognize my wrongs. I shouldn't have been away
from the cam so long. That's on me.
I gotta do better. Real sick!
But that stream was still legendary though
Max predicted the future
two years ago
No, I'm not convinced yet No, I'm not convinced yet
see that's just
that weird shit
I don't know
because mind you I did not grow I don't know. I don't know bro.
I don't know, cause mind you I did not grow up watching
FaceClaim
Yo I'm not gonna lie bro
when they said they wanted me
and all that was going on
I had to go do some research
on YouTube
And thats when I found out
the Save The Kids shit and i was like oh no
i fit in right here i fed it right with these
i don't know how i predicted this though it's weird
it's weird. It's weird.
Industry's plant sold his soul.
No cap magic stream
began me through these 12 hour shifts. I love you bro.
Next dream should be with a doctor to see if he has agonorrhea std hiv
autism and adhd when i get back sunday i will have a doctor on to test me for not only autism, ADHD but for STDs.
When I get back to LA right before we go to Japan.
Time to res like I've never done before, bitch.
Adapt a new nigga when he's drunk, totally new.
The boys need bigger ass to fit Silky. Bro, Silky gotta be here, you got it. He's part of us bro.
Really I wish Rae was here too but you know
is what it is.
But Silky super part of us.
Dynamic 2GOOD.
Yuri just in Plagg Boy max pizza party from last night pizza party lame as hell
yo bro me and yuri like are locked in bro we're good I don't know what this was about it's probably
I don't know bruh it's probably a I don't know pizza party is some ridiculous shit.
Niggas said, we know.
Okay.
Yuri would've had it jumping she lit, yeah, Yuri is
is lit
this shit got me crying
I know it comes beyond dick but y'all dead ass hilarious
FaZe really doing shit
NMS SOG X 5 star Duke Dennis face finally facetimed Black Boy
magazine greatest five-star moment I miss so much cuz bro I don't even know
what channel this is on i didn't see this
duke dennis finally facetimes black boy max why are y'all making it seem like
i've just been waiting for this negative face timing bro what type of weird shit is that?
WHAT THE FUCK PERK WENT ON THE RADAR?! Hold on, let's go!
Duke Dennis finally facetimes
Platt 1x
bro look how
bro look how we're getting outdid.
This is what I'm saying.
It's like bro, this shit not right game.
There's no... Oh my god, I'm out of your tight y'all guys YouTube used to be
my main shit who remember that and now it's like I don't even got this in our
lock no more we got a channel strike plugs is getting more views bro that's the thing doing youtube as
a streamer is totally different because it's like can just take your content this got 45k that are easy what does that mean
this is ridiculous
Jason told us dreamers gonna be up early. That's the only reason he ended my goat fell for the trick nigga
Your go ain't fallin for shit we locked in boy, boy. Nigga, we locked in.
We got five hours.
I'm streaming every minute he streamed.
Yes, the channel's got strike.
But look, watch the turnaround on the channel.
Anything possible.
I don't give a fuck.
Anything is possible.
Watch these channels turn around.
We're going to make it work.
Plug Purge?
You too willing to let niggas take your shit?
Yeah.
To be honest, he was gone drunk and high.
Jason got him in. Ooh that Mike's max might be up early too
Who knows when again the test?
Yo, we doing attacks either after Japan or the last day before
That stream going down in history 1 One million followers, phase randomly,
meet and bust OTF ass in basketball.
24K subs, 1,000 on flight
and made him break another controller.
M Diddy part one point five W35 hour
Darla Khan man of crabs
damn bro spontaneous
35 to
damn bro that shit
might be up there
both of these niggas got their all time peak viewership yesterday. I miss so much, let me see
Damn Jason top 20 pro!
I did not know Jason was 27
Bro we doing
big shit boy.
Now Faze gotta get nominated for group.
Let me see his shit though.
Peak viewers 57 that's
a fucking
blessing. When do y'all start watching max excluding
basing boys um let's see mid 2022 march 20 22 november 2023 nove November 21st, March 22nd.
Excuse me. Fuck I just burped!
Phase recap 13 about to be a movie later
Max a do bad bitch? Am I really a dobad or are y'all just not watching right?
Let me know let me know
Am I really a do-bad, or yeah, I'm not watching right.
Don't think imma do bad bad I ain't doing nothing bad once again
just chatted no way Isaiah told Max you gonna see him I'm going to start this over.
Well, we leave somewhere.
Dollars weekend and then Japan next week.
I'm gonna start this over. Okay, that don't mean nothing bro we just friends my nigga.
The fuck?
That don- yo bro y'all really be gassing shit up
Like what
You rinsed her good no way
Dude
She not the type bro I'm telling y'all
Bro like we're literally
Look at these the noticer
small talk isn't rich she knows him she ain't gonna stay silent same for jason
the most normal conversation she said she was seeing Max soon?
Oh, no, buddy.
I mean, she did talk to Max more than Jason.
They friends, exactly.
Relax, ugly nigga. you got STDs
What does CMB mean?
Well, I bet there's not one good answer
Yup certified mook boys
Cock money, cock money boys
Bitch I seen a nigga say crabs
munches and
boys that shit is trash as fuck
clout diamond
demons of the night
yo Alan brought Yo Allen brought hoes
That be flirting with Jack Nugget
Yo, Allen
Yo, Allen There's no way this nigga had an A-plus teammate grade.
There is no way this nigga had a A-plus teammate grade bro.
How did this nigga have an A plus teammate grade?
Now, Cindy yo.
Cindy yo.
Sigh 2024, doubt really about it. I'm gonna fuck off. I'm gonna see them all, bro.
Don't sleep.
Too good?
Yo, like that!
Bro, execute Silky, bro.
LOL, we got ghosts like dirty
kitty and agony for this
looking at all these posts is hilarious
considering where Faze is at
and that's why I be telling y'all bro
nigga just keep doing your shit And this is why I be telling y'all, bro.
Nigga just keep doing your shit cause this nigga don't watch me anyway. Who is North Deku? Look at the nigga fucking channel banner bitch.
He wanna watch BAMZ go watch BAMZ!
Remember niggas was crying now look we went in different directions suck it up be crying bro just tell him to be quiet
when matt's little brother carried him on a song right This the music they said is better than the shit I currently make now.
This is Cash Max, guys.
This is Cash Max.
This is Cash Max. I hope the game is turned off for the rest And while these bitches in my face
I throw a fire, can't un-maint
Headshot green, be ready, bang
Hit me with a dream, then we leave it standing
Hairline
Ha ha ha! Hairline been fucked up now appreciate you noticing that google thanks bro you're not coming
to mditty lazy punching well phantom you wasn't coming regardless. India boy.
Unless your ass was copping a flight.
So fuck you.
This shit better than anything
you made in the last six months. Wow, guys who's gonna tell him? Who's
gonna tell this? Who is going to tell this? I've made the best music
i've ever made in the past six months my. Bro, you know how many songs was made every song that y'all
need to ask for was made in the past six months
that's not cap it's true how did jerk last six months
you should know last six months c, last six months. You should know him, last six months.
CMB? Last six months.
All in the last six months. Dumb and dumber, last six months.
Stealing swag, last six months. Kobe here,
last six...last six months.
Cause what?
That was January.
So niggas is just saying bullshit.
Like, bro, I said in this song, letting that boy like I'm using a pencil bitch. But Max was saying he ain't fucker lol.
Boy slow down with them crabby ass balls.
This shit is deadass like a show or something so much plot with them crabby ass balls.
This shit is deadass like a show or something,
so much plot and lord.
WS Stream................... Now I'm not gonna lie bro I know you wanted to do this shit
Where you find some love
But here's the thing I'm not gonna lie I know you wanted to do this shit where you find some love.
I'd do it for you, bro.
But here's the thing.
I'm not going to lie.
I'm bitchless, gang.
I mean like Jason has been on 720B1 since like in LA and I've gotten done.
So it's like, bro, should I prioritize you over me, bro? You feel me?
Yo, you do a 24-hour read, I'll do one for you.
K-San, you gonna bring some fucking lanky stick bug ass hoes
bro i'm gonna try, bro.
Guys, did I find... Case line need to start a family.
Here's the thing, bro.
Any girl that's pulling up to a 20v1 is not going to marry her.
Bro, that's not a wife.
That's not someone you want to be your wife.
So you know what I'm going to do, K-Swan?
Fuck that.
I'm going to put you on a little official date.
What I'm going to do,
I'm going to make this shit
a whole restaurant set
and what I'm going to do is
I'm going to find some quality women
for you to really go on a date with.
Real shit fuck that 20 v 1 shit.
Alright bet! I'm down! When do you want to do it?
I don't know, I gotta figure it out though.
I gotta figure it out though. I gotta figure it out though.
Now I'm not gonna lie, what's the age range?
Keep it above.
I'd say like, listen,
I would say minimum 21 but like
I would say like yeah because this won't be hard to
but like the sweet spot will be 24-25 I would say like, yeah because it's gonna be hard to...
The sweet spot will be 24-25.
What'd you say?
The sweet spot is going to be 24-25 but minimum 21.
I bet.
24-25, 24-25 minimum. If someone's 21, you can bring them.
And what's the oldest?
Probably 30.
35.
So no 19s?
No, it's minimum 21.
Minimum 21.
Minimum 21.
Okay.
All right, let's do it.
Now look, you know we're going to Japan and shit, but hey, I'm gonna do that before the 100 day over.
So probably when we get back from Japan
you know are you coming or not?
yeah just playing it because yo listen bro
wait so
what do you mean start a family like
like okay so
You trying to impregnate the pussy?
What do you mean start a family? Are you trying to get married
or you want to have kids?
Cause I'm not gonna lie. A nigga like me, I probably don't have
seven baby mamas. Especially after
You are? Huh? I feel like me, I'm probably gonna have seven baby moments. Especially after...
You are? Huh?
You said you were about to have seven baby moments?
No, I'ma keep it a bug though. Like how I'm living life right now
We really gotta talk about last night by the way we really got something. We'll talk about last night, by the way.
We'll talk about it later though.
K-Son, they was giving you a good teammate grade bro.
Yeah I was being a team player last night.
You know what it is though?
I was too gone bro though i was too i
was two gone bro i was too going okay son i was gone
bro uh you don't gotta tell me i was there
yeah you were you definitely weren't you were all that you wanted anything
bro next time... What'd you say?
You were on anything but also
you was celebrating your million so it makes sense
Yeah exactly! I was celebrating the
mil! You have an excuse to do
whatever you want. Look, MvD part two
I'm finna get a A-plus teammate with it
I'm lobbing all the boys and I'm finna
And I'm... shit
I'm lobbin' all the boys. Yall gonna see niggas
Yall gon' see but um. Y'all don't see.
Yeah we gonna figure that out bro.
Oh but do you wanna get married or do you just want a bunch of...
You just wanna have kids with a bunch of bitches on some Nick Cannon shit?
Nah nah I wanna find the one.
I wanna get married and wh. I want to get married.
Okay, okay.
It's time bro, it's time because I don't want any more of these
you know all these kind of girls
we always be around.
I want like a good...
Yo, you know we'd be around
some crazy women bro.
Yeah, that's a fact. We do.
Alright, we're going to figure it out. I'll let you know.
Alright, bro.
Alright, I think
that... I think that
Nigga ordered a plan B tombout. I had to make sure my Uber
East gets here and Max thinks he's low?
What are y'all niggas saying, bruh?
Are y'all stupid or dumb?
Like,
y'all really will just say some shit to say it.
Y'all...
What's up?
Oh, okay. Congratulations yo what's up And you know I hate to be the guy that has But remember back in the Madden arc
You know we used to chill in discord
And uh, he said some magic words
You know what I'm saying?
Do you remember those words?
What did I say?
It's more like a magic number, you feel me?
Wait what?
Nigga I'm not giving you a percent of this win
Nigga what?! Are you out your goddamn mind? You a percent of this wing? You ain't nigga what?
Are you out your god damn mind?
Yo, you trying to scam me.
Your sitting here trying to scam me! You're sitting here trying to scam me, are you that ass?
You're sitting here trying to scam me.
What?! WHAT?! shut the fuck up. What?
What?
That's like Duke Dennis coming up to me
and be like,
yo bro,
fight me.
Fight me for this money.
I would never fight Duke.
He's too strong
in masculine.
This is what I've been saying though and they can try to throw you in some situations don't want to be get a
job fatty y'all funny today, I never laughed at the comm this much.
Max really think he slick.
Ahhhh y'all funny as hell!
Cause that's how you gay ass niggas be be laid up too and if i'm being completely honest
this house sketch was on bank's couch apparently apparently i'm not making a rule i'm just saying
apparently though word of, word of mouth.
I be laid up like this too shit
and honestly
I don't be knowing whether I should sleep
in just drawers.
How do y'all sleep?
Me personally when I go to sleep
I like having clothing. Silky we need
to talk right now and I really miss you bro. I don't know why your calling me Alex
son but I missed you already bro now i know we didn't get to smoke our
last month together last night it's cause i was in bed sleeping that's why i'm up early right now
but sleeping that's why i'm up early right now but we gotta talk bro we gotta talk
we gotta talk we gotta talk thank you for that dono.
How do y'all go to sleep?
I sometimes sleep with socks.
I know niggas thinks that weird,
and I don't give a fuck.
But really my preference is let's crank the temperature
to below 60 68 degrees around there let's get the
blankets out I'm sleeping in hoodies.
I like feeling like
I'm cold and
I gotta bundle up.
Sleeping in the heat
is the most uncomfortable
shit ever.
I can't sleep
when it's hot.
Can't do it.
Can't do it. It's not hot. Can't do it. Can't do it.
Alright, I think we're done with the
calm down there.
The Nail Lady is supposed to be here but they
not so... LOL Sleeping Gang you know I heard you right? ladies supposed to be here, but they not.
LOL sleeping gang, you know I heard you right? Most uncomfortable
moment of my life. What?
Y'all this nigga's
chatting bro.
This nigga is chatting.
I'm trying to tell y'all niggas. This nigga is chatting. I'm trying to tell y'all niggas.
This nigga is chatting. He's chatting.
He's chatting.
I don't know what you mean hurting me.
What are y'all talking about bro?
Y'all are letting niggas just leave y'all on
and think something is going on when nothing's going on. Three bodies in one night
Cap. Yo I promise you that's cap yo. Uh yo
I promise you that's cap. Bruh I promise y'all nigg you that's cap.
Bro, I promise y'all niggas that's cap.
Who sleep with socks on bro?
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do bitch.
React to the situation how well let's do it.
Where the pants from?
These are from the P.O box bro not gonna lie this is React to that situation, I will. Let's do it. Where the pants from?
These are from the P.O. Box, bro.
I'm not going to lie.
This is the one item at the P.O. Box I kept.
Why?
Because they're comfy.
I don't know what brand it is, but they're comfy as hell and they smooth.
That's Kat.
Yo, Silky. You you know I'm calling this thing
i'm calling this thing since he wanna lie Mas can never fuck three girls in one night, that's not his body exactly. Yo Sucky!
What you talking about bruh? Yo, Sucky. Yo!
What you talking about bruh?
Do you want me to say it?
I don't... yo what do you mean you heard me nigga? You ain't hear a shit.
You think I'm asleep? me you harley you're like yeah i want a coast is do you really want to tell me what i
heard
and So I'm sitting on the couch, right? And I finish back and I watch it.
I finish eating
I start watching some anime
waving my uber
Yo all i have is My hair is getting freaky. I take off my headphones to make sure that I'm not dripping
I take off my headphones and then go
This nigga is young uh
yo come up with this on the spot yo max let me tell you what i was did i tell you that was a part of an uncomfortable time in my life because i had nowhere to go like
i was gonna hit you regardless like i had no way yeah you a stupid as hell.
Yo bro!
This shit don't faze me, bro.
Thank y'all for the subs!
Appreciate the story time though, my nigga.
Thank you.
Nah, nah, we gonna talk off stream bro
Alright bro
BITCH THAT'S NOT HOW I FUCKING SOUND bitch that's not how I fucking sound yo bro to be honest he probably just heard baddie hug if anything maybe he heard baddie hug but otherwise nigga y'all are stupid bro. I'm not, bro.
You think I was up while this nigga
was going to the airport?
Fucking nigga,
are you fucking dumb?
Are you fucking dumb?
Perk on a radar. Nig, nigga you're a terrible liar
Okay, okay i'm a terrible liar
Like what?
I'm a terrible liar bro
Niggas think im lying
I don't know what to tell y'all. Alright,
What's the name?
Now we gotta update the text
Niggas get STDs and start
doing what? Shut up Dillion
$100 donut!
How much to react to my new music?
In the past you reacted to my old music and messed with it heavy.
My new shit finna get the whole chat teed on by mama.
If you don't, you can ban me.
Dude, you gave it to me
Without telling me like yo music
So you gotta redo that
Try that again
Try that again
Cause I don't know I don't
know your shit though bro guys let's see
if it should be he says go get the whole
chat with us
stop on the radar radio on right arm On the Radar Radio.
On the Radar Radio!
On the Radar Radio! all righty Outro Music I'm gonna take you off your big ass Oh no this shit hard, this shit hard
This right here!
THIS MOTHERFUCKER HARD This wasn't on album now
Babe, cause of my lifestyle
You know I can't do no gays
It's the summertime for B&Bs and butt shakin'
Big asses shit in teeth, now her back crazy
B&Bs & BUTT SHAKING NIGGA!
I like that we strong ho
I think it gets fine on my edge Bitch she slurpo that's why NIGGA! I like them with smock hoes, think they kick as far
I know my ex bitch is a slut hoe that's why I had to fuck
Y'all niggas getting done cheese
I know they can't keep up
Y'all nigga with the funky that's why they have thugs
I can do no politics you could know
I don't beef shit my YG front line
So what it note? We gon' switch it
It's a lifestyle, don't vote
Shit get creep-creeped
Stole the young nigga whole flow
Go and eat dicks
This is my lifestyle
You know I can't do no cake
It's the summertime for B&Bs and butt shakin'
Big ass, she in the seat
Got her back breakin', all around
I don't think it sweet
Face up on the pavement
Nah, I like them
Oh, I take a kick Can't stop I know my ex bitch is slow Yes, Jim.
Bye! That's why they act all I ain't wanna grease the hole So I pack it to my brother
Haul that kid and grease the hole
Then she'll squeeze her like her mother
Don't pay
I will have a ride
Find up another
Gonna play
OJ got a Jeep
Zoey Butler brought him
Shatter this life lifestyle how we living
I'm getting dumb paper, dumb glue and some 50
I don't know if you all got a strike
or shoot that bleakie
But all i know is your dumb ass been on season 1
Cause I'm out of life style You know I can do no thing SISTER! I DON'T- I think it's sweet to face in front of baby Not a lot, and with one hoe
I think that they can't stride on my ex
Bitch is slut hoes, that why I had to fuck
Y'all niggas getting done cheese
I know they can't keep up
Y'all nigga with the funky That's why they have dough I can't do no politics, you know
I don't beef shit, my YG front line
So what it know? We gon' sweet shit
It's the life of that bumbo
She get creak quick, slowly yawn
Nigga whole flow, go and eat dick
Go and eat dick.
Go and eat dick, nigga!
This shit made me... Nah, that shit is tough.
That shit was tough.
Alright, destroy Lonely Music Bay.
Got y'all. Let's do it. Let's do it. Let got y'all let's do it let's do it let's do it let's do
it let's do it let's do it let's do it nigga is a first time chatter.
He never typed in my chat and he gonna come
in this bit and say Aiden live bye.
You have never typed in my chat.
That's some next level bots.
Aiden got different type of bots.
Banks, we gotta get bots like that.
Every time I go live
I want niggas to go
to all these other niggas chats
and say Max Live
even if the nigga's
trying to come up
working they ass off.
Let's piss them off.
Why the fuck are you coming my check you sorry ass piece of shit bus cut having an ass nigga I don't................. Better, to be honest. I got a lot of money, I got a lot of money
We got a lot of money
I got drugs for you
See and that's that glazing shit.
What do you mean take it out of duke mode?
Guys, we can't do that here. It's not that type of party.
Please relax. Relax with that shit please.
Pop it out. Right now Ken Duffy better
Fair to say. now can definitely better I woke up to it I never had a phone
I got a bad choice in that phone
My man just got bit by
I get the blue guy from my gang
Man, that ass hook never made you see
Oh, it's your video It's all about me I didn't know long had this many taps.
Let me see.
Well, I have this weird fascination with tattoos.
I think it's because I can't get them right now.
He got lowered on his throat.
That's interesting.
What is this?
Throat lord, godly throat
Y'all are skilful
Angelic throat
Yeah you wish you had cash like this bitch
Not gonna lie I want my own tats that's why i'm finna get my own body done and get this canvas
And I know what I want and im gon fill it out
And very soon yall be sucking my dick
And y'all be like wow bro Max had y'all gonna be like, wow bro, Max had a full turnaround.
This nigga actually looks mad hot.
Just saying.
Y'all gonna be salty as shit. Well, this video's over.
So Faggo Manager finally spills the truth.
What the fuck?
We might have to watch this on some old time sake.
When was the last time I watched a
duty big let me put it in to playlist alright let's see what other things we
got to watch play Liz YouTube 2024 I'm smoking Ken
Nigga's smoking
midgets
Lazer dropped
the song
I haven't heard
from Blazer
in a little minute
Loki
see
I want my own
tats nigga we designed everything for you give us our credit
nigga what boy what oh shit Oh shit. Oh shit.
Oh shit!
Why we throwing me off?
Do a little bit of lick and get lost.
The front of the top, it look like a sawed off everybody fans gonna leave this
attract me catch up right now meet me on the basket they'll be with me it's one of those
have white wheat having black weed you better try to gain human eye acne that is how
the spread gets taller trying i'm at his head he's calling told us when they better say every dollar I just brag it's all
Say Really get out their planet in a different room on a different planet talking to the pros i'm gonna
give this up running wants more he's gonna get his whip didn't when i get his year out
i'm gonna get the work tanned am i dribbling like on that halloween massacre pop is punking
i think jeeper creepers coming get razz, every Sunday. Thanks for your sweet EOA get punished
I'm gonna water pump that air time nigga on cop out. I ain't pickin' back
This shit hard. I wish Lazer did uh...
Choruses but I like this
Mixing his ass. Yeah the vocals are a little loud but it's okay uh... courses but i like this mix it as you know
are allowed to decide that
and it is a
without
exactly
we've got anyone's because she was on the bed and she will take it would not be
going to reach We gon' speak on that shit, we gonna sleep at it Then she gon tape this with my big gun and she reachin
Fall out the backwoods but I got a bandaid
Fuck is a punchline? Gun be handmade
Have an artillery sound like a grenade
Oh you play around where they gone, you wanna play around
This one don't take out a skee-wee he lay down
Give me a hug same thing
I'ma let y'all know if he ain't pay mine
Fuck I'm gonna take out a skeewee here later on. You mean, same thing? I'm gonna try to go up the game and pay my...
Fuck!
Bro, I might gotta get CNB on his stomach real soon
And whoever made that CNB logo you win In fact let me go through that right now real quick the these still
in here team said by wednesday everything i'm gonna ask least racist
is everything just clicks?
No, is that Egypt?
AG
Niggas max Yeah, let's go. Let's go max what side what's that doing right now? I'm not going to like clicks.
I joined Madison Beer Stream and I was like who is this lame ass nigga playing with her
but then I realized it was you.
Come on bro stop stop stop come on bro stop stop come on bro
come on bro but that clicks come back no clicks
I'm just being honest with you I'm a real nigga I'm telling you the truth
shut up tell him to come back I'm telling you the truth! He is a real... Shut up!
Tell him to come back.
Yo Chad, do you guys like this when i did this or no?
Should i redo something like this?
Why did he say aging?
You trying to do this today?
Oo foo foo? Sorry. You trying to do this today? Oh
Best underground song of all time sunset fuck no probably probably Yale by Ken Carson I'm not gonna that's a good
answer I don't know bro no stylist bro no style has always been overrated to
me that's not even the top five song on that album
it gets me mad when they can play that song bro
but that's the lone song they know that it ever gets out tight when like oh you
like that artist oh me too and then they play that song. It's
like yo bro, like that should be blowing
my shit. Wait a minute bro. What's up?
Madison Beer
just followed clicks
on Instagram. Oh let's go now we gotta follow her too
we got to follow her too bro oh my god that's why it's probably
because we're not following her yet though bro
okay okay okay you think she follows me? Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
What's that shit?
That's a deer.
Ummm... I got two man holders! um
I got two man hold on the door and sit back
Now we next though, we next though. We next though, we next though. We next though.
We next though.
Resolve search history? I don't give a fuck!
Nigga I'm a nosy nigga!
I'M A NOSY NIGGA!
I JUST GAVE HIM THIS STAT! I'M A NOSY NIGGA!
I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!
I'M A NOSY NIGGA
Yo be quiet bitch
Now
I followed her bro so I'm next up.
I'm next up.
My bad guys.
Yo what's up man? Why'd you leave us?
Bro, I just got told Madison follow me
So I was freaking out dude.
What up Max how How you doing bro?
I'm gonna be honest
I don't have any message towards her bro.
But yo of course I do that bruh!
Nah I got it, I got it, I got it.
She probably just didn't see it though, I got it.
And she's still laughing? Oh wow.
No no she ended dude. I'm confessing like a fanboy, bro.
This is so bad.
What's wrong with me?
I'm a fucking loser.
Nah, bro.
You're not a loser.
Say him.
Nah, dude.
Oh my god!
She just messaged me on Discord.
Thank you for playing with me that was super fun sorry I was so nervous haha You
I'm not gonna lie no bullshit I hate seeing niggas win
So stop telling me shit like that
No bullshit we got it too
But um yeah tell them to follow me and Ron though.
Tell them to follow me and Ron real quick.
Cooks out of the call, out of the call.
Tell them to follow me and Ron real quick. Thanks.
One sec, I need to concentrate on this matchup.
Yo! Adder- yo why won't he add her to the call?
Max one second I'm getting over assimilated
I need to focus on this!
He's hogging bro, he's hogging. What does that mean?
Just hogging bro just add her to the call
worst case scenario she doesn't pick up. Oh, I miss clicked where to go
No, I think it's not worth again, I think it's not worth it, gang.
I think it's not worth it.
We'll see. I think it's not worth it.
We should try to add Kasson though.
Maybe he can make shit better.
Caught you trolling, you saying what? He goes Madison wants
to play with you and I got all excited
and he goes I just fucking lied.
Yo dude, you do know this is the same
nigga who posted bro he post pulled yo I've never seen a
nigga post a girl sitting on they lap and then get friends on that's some of
the lamest ever so you're good right at the end of
the day he went through that You're still him
You are Stumble
Stumble Roberto
Where did that come from by the way?
My name's not Stumble Roberto, bro
Where did that start?
Like who started that shit? now i just call you that nobody calls me stumble
roberto are you sure i'm the only one stumble ricardo, I'm gonna just
No, no stumble nothing nothing 24 days oh my god what you mean? Oh left I know bro is crazy bro six.7k off Nody
I remember a year ago when notice went out and Ron had 400 people Ron came so far
Dude, you've been live mad long. Why are they dicks like it now? That's kind of random
Twitter com already now it's kind of random saying it's in my twitter com i was reading you type max can i ask you a genuine question yeah yeah yeah of course of course you can
of course did you watch me during 2023 uh Oh, fuck no. Fuck no.
Fuck no.
Sit down.
Sit down.
But she was my brother though.
I'm gonna give you the buck bro.
Um...
I was not watching your life.
I wasn't.
Cue the sound music. Play that uh, present shoot. It's still going. watching your life I was here to sound you play that presents it okay yeah I
wasn't much no I wasn't watching y'all lame ass though but I love you though
listen So let me get this straight, right?
Wasn't it.
I watched you during 2023
I was friends with you. Yeah, yes us you had 300 viewers nobody
You You can't even get mad at me! What are you talking to, dude? You can't get mad at me!
Nah it's fine. It's all good bro
I just remember
I was with Max
when he was at his low and when i was at my low he wasn't-
Nah im seeing it mud
Hold on, hold on. S-s-set the fuck up
You peeing on him
Madison Beer might as well follow me back.
FUCK! Foba?
Where you going?
I can order food, I'll order food.
Awww!
What do you want, sweetheart?
Come here and give daddy a kiss.
What the fuck? Give daddy a kiss i'll turn off camera ready look cameras off come here give patty
a kiss it is off i promise it is off come on off
called not gonna lie I need the IG
follow back though to whole see this is
over what are you doing give me a real
chance What are you doing? Give me a real kiss.
Oh fuck yeah, let me kiss your belly bud.
Yo!
Yo! Paulo, yo,
yo what is going on in my ear?
Dude... Where were you gonna go? But where were you gonna go? Dude.
I'll order food for you, what kind of food do you want?
I'm trying my best.
Let's get some followers on.
Max, what should I get for the house?
I'll buy food for everybody.
You want sweet green, sweetheart?
What are you talking about?
You want Chick-fil-A?
What a W.
Nigga stuck his tongue out for the Duke followers.
Bitch ass up. Your ego is insane. What am I doing?
Girl can I just have a romaine lettuce salad please are you gonna ask are you gonna ask alan and my friend too
are you going to ask allen of my friends or i don't want alan's vote i just know you wanted chicken so i ordered you chicken yo y'all can you ban this come swallow he's a loser there's somebody in my chat
clicks do you want something uh no i'm in dallas dude nobody cares
because you didn't invite us to the call madison
here because yo that was true bro i feel like hey man hey matt shut the up matter of fact
the only time ron ever wants to play with me is when i'm playing with a girl or i'm not having it
someone's playing fortnite for me every time for another crazy why don't we I'm not playing with a girl or someone playing Fortnite, bro.
Crazy! Whenever I ask you to play Fortnite,
you don't want to play.
Whenever I wanna play Fortnite with you,
you don't want to play but the second
you hop on Fortnite is when
I'm playing with big beers bruh.
And Max don't even get me started on you bruh.
I got nothing.
Oh nah did I snapchat?
What do you want oh yo wait max
you see everything right here this is the chat man what'd you say
yeah i saw your heads but if you move your head like forward like a little more you're gonna be in it
41 dollars who's that
what's that my friend friend. Serena!
Yo, who's talking right now?
Bring it back on camera.
Who is that?
They said come on camera.
I'm in a Discord call with my friends.
Wait, who's that?
Who?
My friends. Say stuff about Roberto. am i going to be in clicks and clicks
i don't want to be on the stream!
Huh?
Dude what?
Yo. Hiiii
Can we set up right here? Oh sure.
What did you say?
Like this one? Okay perfect, perfect, perfect
Who's Serena?
Why you looking at me like that?
Let me get your stuff. Yo, what's up, Ron?
Yo, Ron, you want to get your nails laid
right? Yes, she's right here though.
She doesn't want to be on camera.
Oh, I do want to get my nails done.
Yo, just come up here.
Come say hi, bro. Yo, just come up here! Come say hi bro!
Nigga, just come say hi to my friends!
Yo stop Y'all stop, bruh. They frying your shit.
Say something back you gonna get cooked like that lady upstairs yeah she is yo
tell j no it's not jason mom you weirdos his message is yes bro Oh that's my friend Jason by the way.
We met.
I don't remember much about him.
Wait can you ask Jason if that's his mom?
Yes.
That's crazy.
Nah we already got it. We gonna let you know. Y'all, he needs somebody. That's crazy. What is this?
Nah, we already got it.
We gonna eat something.
Oh yeah, Japan?
You gonna cook me something?
No, that is crazy.
All right y'all, I'm ready to go out there.
Yeah, get out of here.
Alright bro, you ready?
No no no
this um
Alright Ron, I'm out bro.
I gotta go warm up bro.
What?
Alright Max, Imma catch you, bro.
Oh, you gotta tell them.
You wanna play or not?
I ain't Clicks.
Imma see you mom- my nigga.
Mom, I wanted to play this.
Yeah.
Alright, man.
Let's play.. Yeah. All right, man. Let's play it.
What'd you say?
Sirius guy gets me on here.
This is my friend Jason.
Could he get his done too?
Sure!
You want yours done too?
You want yours done too?
I've got mine done, son thank you
Alright I don't know, son. Thank you. What? Nothing.
Yo this what you gotta set in the...what's it called?
You need to like not move
so she can do your nails.
No, I know how this works. No, just manicure it.
We'll see though. We'll see how this goes.
One at a time. Manicure, manicured in.
Undefin?
I'm going to put you out loud bro.
Hold on.
Max, max, max.
Yo, yo.
Look at this video bro.
Okay.
It's a video bro. Okay.
It's you!
I just sent it.
Max? I don't see none, bro.
Where is it?
What did you say?
You said they're annoying? Yo, what did you say?
You said they're annoying
Yeah
How'd you wake up today? That's you after you got crabs.
Bro, I do not have crabs bro like y'all are so stupid
Wait I have a question Max and I don't wanna...
You know if you're not invited to go ask to go but am I invited to come?
Come up here bro.
Come up.
Come up here right now bro.
Are we going somewhere else?
Okay okay.
Huh?
Wait is it one lady or multiple?
It's one lady.
Oh so should I just wait then?
I mean now we all can bond together.
This part of the script.'s gone no it could be just a voice
what
oh wow he's lying
hold on wait madison though i'm live too. Hey Madison.
Madison! Yo, his title is I Love Madison Beer.
Biggest Madison beer.
Madison!
I hear you in the business! Madison B. Wait, wait, Madison BlackboardMax I'm live too
I love your music
Name one song by her right now
Madly in Love
Yeah, that good? That's a real song?
Go ahead and say. Okay, okay.
Well my favorite song by her is 15 Minutes it just came out actually I'm a fan.
Okay cool for you dork ass nigga the fuck.
We going with Song of the Sun or Madison Beer?
I don't see a song named Madily in Love.
Nah, it's unreleased bro.
It's unreleased!
Madison let me know if I'm lying.
Shit, I just wanna be friends, I'm a sack
Um thank you for paying
For my chip
You made up a song on the spot
Bro no I didn't
Hold on hold on look. Look, look, look, look!
Yo I'ma text you the thing you have to send an Uber person.
What?
I'm gonna text you the thing you gotta send a...
Huh?
Okay, okay. Bet. Go ahead.
Oh do you want a chair?
No I'm talking about...
Do you want a chair or table?
Oh that's good. Perfect thank you.
I mean Ron, you can come up here and join us bro.
I was going to come up when she said you were dancing. Oh, okay and then
you get next type? Okay cool
And then after this we go shopping
Yeah yeah yeah
No Yeah, yeah. It's gonna take a minute. Let's just go sharp after you do it. No.
I'll definitely-
Bro, man, he can't take it anymore.
Just tell me when to come back.
15 minutes.
That's true.
Okay?
All right, all right.
So let's talk about last night bro what happened just how you feel overall
i feel good i like going to parties and just like talking to people
yeah bob yeah yeah yeah you another hand you was going crazy no i wasn't
three wood nah bro uh madison beer spent zero seconds watching blackboard maps okay
appreciate you guys thanks that made my day um how was your night
that how are you had a good night bro been a great night How was your night? Fuck that. How was your night?
I had a good night, bro.
You had a great night.
Um, I appreciate you for choosing between two.
Now we can...
Don't want too many intensity.
I didn't pick anyone.
I didn't pick anyone. I didn't pick anyone.
Oh my god!
Look at that fucking big ass wasp!
I mean dragon fuzz!
Oh my god, it shit is ginormous. Yo when y'all say
Lotto and Cardi League, I mean...
They got a song together?
Like actually? It's a joke did you get it? They got a something coming? Oh yeah, I told him.
Said, Joe did you get it?
I'm gonna go upstairs.
I better go upstairs.
Yeah he is. Why are you get it? Yeah. Yeah, he is.
Why are you asking me?
I'm not asking you.
All right.
Can I see your shoe?
Yes.
Alex, thank you for the sub and Agua, thank you for the sub and Agua thank you for this sub. Xander and catch up
Man of Itch killed a bug.
Man, I'm pinning that shit. Ima click it bro, fuck it!
But I gotta put my shit on desktop. We're having a tattoo What happened to Tattoo String?
Playboy and Cardi Allin were heard in Lotto's new album trailer. Never pin anything again.
Colton, I should take your mind.
That was mad disrespectful my nigga
and I just made her
have to hear that too. I'm sorry
I apologize. That shit was trash
Why did y'all just lie like that? I apologize. That shit was trash
Why did y'all just lie like that? Cardi was Bro, did anyone hear Cardi?
Did anyone here Cardi?
Y'all hype that shit up for that? Colin, you might be on your last leg.
Are you deaf? Alright let me see... I heard it or okay yeah no better than me cuz y'all some professional meat slurpers.
So I'm going to just trust it.
I'm going to just trust
it bro.
We heard
acting like royal We hurt.
Acting like royalty, LMFAO
That shit there niggas eyelids You're so crazy Jason exposed you
What? crazy jason exposed you what Before. It's a Friday. Are you going to do a game with them? Yeah.
Are you getting any of those?
Maybe, I might get my new onion? Yeah, I'm gonna get myself that
Damn
I think he's watching us
Y'all looking up
Bro why is he watching?
I don't know.
I don't know.
He didn't expose me.
How did he expose me?
So what are you doing?
Yo Jason how do you expose me nigga?
Well, I just graduated from Temple So screen they can't oh sorry
Temple for me
Temple University
No, I don't run a technical university but you go to technical.
Yeah like I graduated in the south.
Ooh there's an iPhone and shit.
There's a tech on Titan but yeah it's animated because that's where your ass is dude.
My sister watches to admit it.
How is your sister?
She's 23.
How did he expose me?
Did y'all dye your hair?
I was actually thinking about the other day? Pepsi!
The GOAT.
Y'all taking out Rich Mo, bruh.
God forbid niggas have a conversation. He took your girl. Nigga, this is not my girl first of all that's my friend second of all stupid ass nigga
Jason Kinevra. Looking great, looking great. Duke is sexy, majestic, handsome and Mods, please take that shit off.
Please.
I got two bad hoes already throwing this shit back.
I got three bad hoes
ready to suck on it
hundred dollars don't know
alright guys, this is the song
that nigga said is gonna make
it's gonna make it's don't make shit go crazy this is the song This nigga said this gonna have chat going wild. oh Shawty wanna win, yeah, we like a bomb
Yeah, it's always windy when I got the profile
Telephone me up at the cab by the side
Askin' women to look back in your new time
Yeah she ask who you are
Shawty she so bad, oh but she was fun do is is i've been oh is Yeah, learn, learn, learn
That's what she gonna do when I'm flicking it first
Now that I'm on my ass like
Long to the reason I'm a next
You're call me mad damn
They going wild because this nigga just ruined their day
Yo guys
That song felt like five minutes.
Bro, I'm gonna
be honest, bro. Yeah, that is some
24K golden shit.
It's not personally my vibe. I don't know why
you thought my chat was gonna eat that shit up.
Maybe Aiden
or some chat? Maybe
Kai?
Like, nigga, y'all got the wrong nigga.
I don't know what y'all are talking about bro.
For real.
W Nail Lady C The Best.
What?
Uh, hey.
Did you get your seat?
Why are you being silent? I'm going to go ahead. What? People are commenting your name.
Huh?
People are commenting on funny as shit.
What do they saying?
One person was like the melody copy.
The melody copy? One person was like, the melody.
The melody?
Cause what you be saying.
Oh nah, it's good as long we all gay straight.
That's actually cool though.
I don't think in Jersey there is like travel, right? Of course there is.
If you want it like...
Like you're out of a shop
Right?
Actually no we only do house calls. Oh that's fire!
Bam. That is some LH. Wait wait what did she say?
What'd you say?
Well what did she say? She said she only does house calls.
Yeah, only do house call.
That's nice. That's a good business. Did you get your sick? What?
Did you get your food? No, the guy is still with me.
That's what I was trying to tell you after saying yo shit.
Alright bro, look this is what I'm gonna do while
I'm doing this and after this we going shopping
Alright let me see going shopping.
Um, let me see.
Hold on.
Um Y'all think I can go up to Ummmm...
Y'all think I could go through the Reddit one-handed? Y'all think that's possible?
What? You said something?
Y'all think I can go through the reddit
One handed or no? Is that possible?
Shit, Imma try.
Yes!
I mean...
I got too late going both ways.
And I need a Mr. Honey K in a day.
When you're getting tatted up I had to change it bro. We had to change the date. You do it every day nigga? We are not going through the reddit. That's the whole point. Just do a q and a segment with your friend you are horny
uh q a my the y'all just start making up
that tat ain't that bad, IRL?
Exactly, Shauna.
Thank you.
Y'all heard it here first.
You see how niggas be living life for me?
Get her a chair.
Get her a chair.
She literally says she don't want to
cheer bro so shut the fuck up bro
your bitch your bitch niggas be trying
to live for me bro trying to coach me on
how to live like that's the most annoying
shit about streaming cuz I'm they are
retard most annoying shit about streaming because y'all niggas are retarding
let's see what we got i don't know what the fuck this would be as a tap bug. It's that gothic stuff.
I don't know, bro.
I don't know.
What should I think?
I think the CMB one we have is already
it's already the best. This is dragging it out
I feel like that was already the best
So, it's like why if it ain't broke don't fix it. Where's the logo sit at? Oh right here. There we go. Alright let's see.
One search on Pinterest you find this. Like, you ain't even
trying to put no effort in! You ain't even trying to put no effort in.
You ain't even tried.
The next thing you know, we never talking.
We go on and on it.
So I'm keeping it all in.
Nice to meet you, how we live in Tokyo?
We go on and on and on.
So I'm keeping it all in. She says she don't love nobody. Are you serious?
Like did you really make this and you was really trying to help me or what?
What?
I asked simply for,
I simply asked for a logo and he gave me
a 2016 YouTube intro. What y'all think? What's up there?
I don't know about none of these.
I don't know.
This is Helvetica for max nah nah I'm not feeling this bro
we're not filling this. As a tattoo, like nah.
Now what the fuck is this?
Got the same branding in his GMC.
What the hell is this? Y'all laughing but nobody explaining.
Y'all laughing, but nobody's explaining.
Y'all laughing, but nobody's explaining y'all laughing but nobody's explaining I'm just scrolling past the bullshit, scrolling past the bullshit.
Honestly this one's not bad though. What's that thing?
What's that thing?
Redemic? C&B you heard. Chemicals for modern buildings.
Ass... Okay fair.
Other hand Ask. Okay, fair. Can we flip? Is that okay?
Thank you so much.
Alright guys I got my right hand back.
Hand looking great!
I'm good for you?
What'd you say? Yeah it looks good, thank you so much.
I could be gone by the morning. Okay, where were we?
Do you think I can get a clear palace? Yeah.
Perfect! Thank you so much.
After the dinner I'm gonna go to the playroom.
Okay, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool.
All right, yeah, nah bro.
Here y'all goes spamming the question marks
Yup! Why? Because you stink
like shit, you don't wear deodorant
straight Axe spray as your cologne
You dirty and shit
You saying tip her ass gay gay. The nail's not even done dude.
Y'all seeing that dumb shit? Relax.
Thank you for the subs Kyler, Gekulion and Mettu!
I have this concept but I don't have skills to implement
Yeah glazing cuz he clean y'all know how I get
Y'all know again. Y'all know how these little niggas are
No, I'm not high bro.
I'm having a good time.
What's y'all think about this?
Think about this. damn bro who remembers the chrome tag this was such bad placement i don't know why put it here CMB I don't know where does he and be gonna go but it's gotta go somewhere and it's got to be shade
I really feel like on my stomach might be good dark tweet what do you tweet send me the link what he's waiting
bro how many bad cats you have literally one two this some calm shit that i'm gonna build around
phase some calm sit bro that's my signature. It can't be bad.
Now the chrome struck out, struck out, struck out. So three
Like what? Can y'all send me
check direct replies? Alright hold on. you know I have one hand but okay. Nobody want to help. It's fine. Lil Durk and they swear my name dirty yo edit videos is crazy lol darky I was good
twin i think you follow me back.
Hold on, what did this dude just say?
Gang, you got one good tat and it's the phase tat. LOL, that's
cow. But either way, I'm covering
up my mom's signature.
The only tats that stand is the
phase tat, my plaque boy basing boy tack and ummm...
Damn.
That's it.
Outside? Bro, I'm putting my mom name on my hand bro. I don't like where I placed it
Like I put this skinny ass shit in the middle of my arm
That was so stupid
I don't know why I would do that
Bro y'all are so annoying y'all are so annoying bruh. Y'all are so annoying.
Anyways... more logos! How ya feel about this?
I mean this remind me of Mario Kart
You're so ugly, ew.
Well guys that concludes
that. Now right now we are about to do something I haven't did in a couple months
I'm boutta go through voice memos now as I do this, please don't do no OD weird shit.
It's voice memos and discord, yeah know the drill.
Please don't do no worship.
Please. And no, I'm not putting headphones on. this shit might be TOS, no bad.
Oh...
Alright let's see how it goes.
Let's just start and see how it goes. Voice memo section
send your memo. You can send whatever y'all want. It could be a question
or anything. You feel me? want it could be a question that could be anything you found me please don't
being weird dude please don't ask me to go.
And don't assume in my eyes that's in the air.
See ya!
See ya. Kill me, I'm putting in my boot.
... I don't smoke no dad pens. I'ma personally pass. Who in here smokes pens?
Yeah, let me start up. Let me start up.
Max, give me your plaque.
I'm just parents and that's a good idea.
I'm always in this. our resilience um yo Thank you, bro. Is this Remedia?
What the fuck?
I don't know how it's going to work exactly yet
I'm assuming IRLs
I'm not going to have a setup over there, bro
I don't know, I got to figure it out
Oh my god Max I don't know, I gotta figure it out.
Oh my god, Max!
I do not offer you better than this lady If I do much better
You come much better income
oh my god maxie. You make me cream!
Oh my God!
Please maximum, please have me come in discord peace. I'm not a puppy, puppy boy.
$720 Maxi poo.
Yo guys, I'm just saying that you should put your mom's signature tattoo on your heart to show how much he loves her Oh Max this one's a banger
Like bro I didn't ask for pro tags Why are y'all giving me pro tags?
I did not ask for no pro tags
Oh, yo
How good the dupe sound on the phone?
Like bro, obviously pretty good bro.
Damn like his boots. Thanks
You know how you
say it's right?
Am I being safe here? I'm too alive bro what's up What's your favorite E album?
2 Alive bro, what's your favorite E album? 2 Alive. Thank you. Finally a regular
human civilian bro. Please guys
please
I don't know man Please. I just wanted to say thank you.
I fucking lied on your nightclub, man.
What are you doing?
Now it's... What are you going to make of this? Maddox, how many times do I have to tell you that you can't get it happening?
Mom. Mom and Dad are dead tonight.
We're gonna go home.
We won't be walking around in the dark anymore. um.. Maxie, do you want a bucket?
Oh, thanks. Have you ever done an Iron Roads AOI?
We've I run ZOI. Basically, it's a thing that makes people with ZOIs friends or just enough?
I hate to be asking weird shit but I'm curious. Nicky? I don't know what he just said.
I don't know what this guy just said.
Let's just keep going, though.
Let's just keep going.
Okay? Let's just keep going. Yo, Max, man.
Follow me back on the...
Like what? Bro, you are in a voice note asking for follow-backs.
Guys, let's do better. We gotta do better as a family.
You're not serious.
Mr. YoungLonghi?
I got crabs on my ball
because I'm the man of crabs
What's of crabs
i did want to say about you guys evil I wanna say bro, suck you mate. Cause you got a big ass ego
What do I want?
Bro, your fucking losing like a fuck!
G-g-girl?
Yo Matt, Matt out dude. You can fuck Yuri in. yo matt that ass did you if you thought you're in
also if he did did you also okay but nigga I'm advised you got
like three questions.
You know sometimes you
can grasp where you came from
and put that in the middle.
Bro y'all are some of
the weirdest people ever.
How many times does I say no?
How many times do I gotta say no?
No means no!. I'm so proud of you, J.J., for letting us all know that we're here.
Yo, dog, I was going to say, I really must make the strings bro. Keep it on man.
You killing it. And hopefully I can get this done one day.
You know what's fire? Keep going.
Thank you, bro. Thank you, bro.
That means a lot to me though, bro.
Thank you. It's your turn! thank you bro thank you that means a lot to me though bro thank you
can i get a faith contract?
Yo, can y'all not hear properly?
Y'all can't hear it properly because of the speakers.
I'll put in the headset bro but I'm not going to lie
I got a damn reach over
run a pole. Run it, Paul. Alright, I'm gonna turn it down.
Oh my god! Hello MaxiBoo?
What's up bro what's up?
Ummm... Why are we getting constantly-
I don't know. Sorry. what are we getting sorry you know race for a spot that we can go cat for yacht
yo man, yo man, black boy man shoot that pussy I forgot. You're mad, you're mad. Black boy mad.
He's a pussy and not all that but he screams so hard.
Keep screaming.
Maddox what is your favorite food?
Um, at breakfast.
I like to eat pizza. What's your favorite food?
Um, empanadas up there. You know...
Uh, yeah I don't know. Can't think.
What's y' our favorite food?
Bananas.
If you want a burger, get a burger. If you want a burger
if you want a burger, get a burger.
Who's coming in for me?
Mommy, we play hide and seek me I feel so like this, that I'm in such a place
The bitch is Asian and I'm calling her some fucks
You guys are making me uncomfortable. Stop sending this shit.
Why? No, Max when you had less than fucking
ten viewers or so
how did you keep making content
even though you know people- not a lot of people are gonna watch it
like how do you keep making content just gotta come up with good ideas bro
do some funny shit on stream make some clips clip farm
click farm and make some clips, clip farm. Clip farm and
make some good YouTube videos bro.
Clip farm my boy.
You gotta get clipped bro.
How people gonna start watching
those streams if they can't discover you?
I don't practice, man.
It's like this...
I go from giving advice to a nigga moaning my name.
Hello Max it me the guy with the time cuts.
Max you're doing too much!
Max you're doing too much
it was good man i just want to say I appreciate you, Trina.
Appreciate you too, bro.
Max, I miss him.
I miss you, Max.
Thanks, ya boy!
Max? Thank you, boy. Boy oh, oh, oh,
It was great.
Would you like gel or
Glitch clear polish?
Sorry about these weird audio,
These are my viewers sometimes they do some weird stuff
You know what I'm saying?
I apologize.
No problem, all good thank you.
You changed, Max you changed. Change. Max, you change!
Change my good boy Max.
Tick tock tick tock um come on bro Come on, bro.
You mean?
Come on, bro.
Come on, bro. bro come on bro me We're dead units. Dead units.
I felt like you put that shriek on an NDA
Alright, so this is what we gonna do. We are not going through Discord memos no more because y'all niggas are blowing my shit.
Let's just check out this Chris Tyson shit once and for all. I've been putting it off for a minute.
Dang, that thing's gonna fly out.
Um
yeah bro
you need the other hand
too right? Yeah but I gotta go now that's all.
Keep going!
Nahhhhh
Nahhhh Nah. Nah.
Nah, nah, nah.
We good on that V?
Y'all don't wanna watch the V on a pole?
If y'all don't want to go off the V we won't watch the V. There's other stuff to watch the video on a pole. If y'all don't want to go off today, we won't watch the video.
There's other stuff to watch.
But I kind of want to see it. Oh wait no, I want to
see it. Sorry guys. Apologize
but I want to see it because I don't know anything.
Is there any short bits I can watch? I don't need anything. Is there any short bits that I can watch?
I don't need to watch no 30 minute, 40 minute diagraphy or whatever it's called
autobiography. Is there a sort of
8 Is there a sort of it?
Do drag no, but did you just hear the voice memo looking doing all that extra sleep Raise one I know I will watch that too, but the thing is we about to dip.
I don't know if they're coming up to get their emails done. It's 5 so probably not. We'll see.
Let me see. Let me see this.
I really don't feel like doing this, I'm going to be honest but I will do it though. Y'all want to do this best underground song of all time?
Why is it just five stars? Why did you put five star? Is it songs that I've reacted to or something?
I'm mad confused. They're not going to do that in drag? Bro,
how much you wanna bet? How much
you wanna bet we gonna get some bad eggs
on some rapper dude shit coming this
big? Don't
turn the cam on and say some wild shit.
A hundred percent.
Why?
Because they have Discord downloaded.
If you have Discord downloaded,
I don't put nothing past you, my nigga.
CMB task Discord? All right, let me check real quick.
I'm not doing
drag, bro. I'm not doing drag. Y'all ain't gotta tell me
but facts, I'm not. Bro, come on, bro.
Do you have any advice on how to get rid of hangnails? Because I get them a lot. Uh, maybe you can find the cuticle oil like this
and just apply it everyday.
Cuticle ointment?
Yeah.
Okay cool, cool, cool, cool, cool.
I put five star cause its's mostly five star niggas tight.
Bet.
Is this a drag stream? No no no.
I'm just getting my nails done and then I think Jason and Ron next
Then we going going shopping oil oil got you
that's what got you thanks i didn't know me i was just making fun of
me for getting my nails done but now y'all saying just making fun of me for getting my nails done. But now y'all saying...
Now y'all giving me tips and tricks?
Like what?
Huh?!
Alright!
My thing is done.
She's just putting the polish on.
I'm ready to go.
All right, babe.
Stop biting your nails?
I don't.
I don't.
I don't.
All right, bro. Ew! I don't Alright bro
Niggas be like react to vids more and then when i'm about to react to a vid everyone bitching
That shit make no sense, I don't understand y'all.
Let me refresh this shit.
You do it,
I'll bite my nails
but I don't bite
my finger.
That's where
I get the hangnails and then the hang nails
I'm talking about right how do i show y'all give me a sec
I'm talking about right here bro like my finger bro
like that's where i get the hangnails you literally bite your nails but not my hangnails.
See? Niggas just famine ill. Y'all don't know what y'all talking about.
Now you gotta watch me watch Chris Tyson
new YouTube meta is weird
what's the new YouTube meta
Kardashian
Chris Tyson got a boner?
Oh, got caught talking to a minor.
The Chris Tyson drama
gets worse
Eight minutes! Here we go know, 8 minutes. Where we going guys?
8 minutes.
Beast Chris Tyson has recently been called out
For numerous disgusting actions.
Oh no that's not enough.
I'm gonna just watch the penguin baby.
Yesterday even Chris Tyson All done? Yeah. One What's the penguin mean? Yesterday, Ava and Chris...
All done?
Wonderful. Thank you. Do you guys take Zell?
How much is it? Okay. I'm going to send you 100, okay?
Thank you so much.
No problem, no problem. no problem.
Yo shutter jake. Thank you for the dono and Jason BTV.
Thank you for the prime. Appreciate y'all.
Yo, Jason
I'm done bro. Let's get out of here.
Here.
Zell Zell Zell Zell, zell, zell, zell!
Fuck.
Hmm... Hey. Here y'all go trolling. I don't take none of y'all serious. Y'all all little boys to me.
Oh my legs!
Thank you. Perfect.
Ah man, I'm over my limit. Do you guys have um...
do you do-you know what? I'll catch it.
Thank you. here um.. so... All right. what Thank you so much.
So I'm done right?
Yeah, yeah, you're good.
No problem have a great day!
You too.
Now y'all think it's our weird night?
I'm not gonna lie bro,
I might get the weirdest chat on Twitch though, no bullshit.
Y'all be on some odd shit this is noah's bag you know why
all this order you know what money
all of the you know what money
phone call
ronaldo Renato!
Renato!
Yo. Yeah, where you at?
I'm downstairs. Do you think she can come downstairs or no?
I'm not gonna lie we was about to- We were was trying to go shopping bro but she could like...
But everything closed at 7.
Ummm.... Where do you want to go then? Um...
This would be so easier if we could just all meet up.
Can you please come here?
Come where?
Because I don't know where Jason want to go bro.
So, I can get my nails done? No you can't bro but
I'm saying like getting your nails done or
shopping what's your life?
How long does it take for you to get your nails done?
This took like 30 minutes.
Well, I don't think mine takes 30 minutes because you're a brother.
Bro, a nail is a nail bitch!
Yo I don't really...I chew my nails
Yo but I don't even have a camera person bro I'm about to hire this one dude what do I do
Bro just let me know
Because she just packed her stuff up
So I can tell her to go
Ask her if she wants to go down and you film me, but otherwise she's out of here.
Okay let me ask my chat, should I get my nails done?
Actually Kimmy, should I get my nails done?
Get your nails done and go shopping. Bro, nobody's asking bro.
Bro she has to know now bro, she ready-she's ready to go
I guess...and I guess no.
Alright
So where are we going shopping?
We'll figure it out
Thank you so much have a great day nice to meet you
Yo Get up Nice to meet you.
Yo.
Yeah?
Bro, let's figure it out.
Yo, Jason, pull up!
Oh my God.
What do you mean oh my god?
Bro!
What nigga?!
Oh my god, I wanna show them my toenail.
Yo look at this- Look at my pinky toe. What is wrong with it?
I'm not gonna lie bro, I need my toes too! Let's just both show our toes.
Imma show y'all my toes too.
Let me see, you know what? What'd you say?
Bro can you come up here bro?
There we go! I don't want to come just to come back up.
There we go!
Alright guys, it's the right foot.
Oh, I see what you're saying.
Once you come up here,
you want to come up here.
Yeah.
Well, I have like a hairline on my leg. You want some weird shit.
On my other foot.
Oh what the fuck? Y'all see this foot too?
Y'all see this? This the left. Now, that's the foot with the bunion
Okay just tell me what we're doing now Now that's the foot with the bunion.
Bro, I'm trying to go shopping!
MOVE!
I didn't s- bro... What'd you say?
Nigga, I'm trying to go shopping.
The later the longer we take
the more stores are going closed
I wanna just because now we're going to be driving in traffic. I want it just go to Vivian Westwood is 506.
I'm not gonna lie, Nellie's supposed to be here at 3.
You follow me?
She came late?
Yeah.
Damn, she's got a view going on her.
Huh?
He's got a view going on him.
I'm gifted, I'll show up above his feet.
Yo! Nobody to see that.
Nigga!
Damn, you're a hater.
Max said no one wants
to see your ugly feet.
Bro, let's just...
I'll call up the driver. driver I told him to pull up now
That's good y'all let me know whose fault that is bro.
I'm hiring one at the moment.
Yo, I need one too low key.
Bro, I just wanna go shopping bro.
Yeah let's go bro!
Okay call right now bro and we'll come up. Yeah, let's go bro! Okay.
Alright bro.
What you looking about?
I don't even know bro.
Yo bro, DreamCon is tomorrow or we're gonna-
It's not! Why are we going through tomorrow?
Shit... There's two. What are we gonna do tomorrow? Shit. Just chill.
Yo, what's up?
You busy right now bro?
No I'm not.
Can you hear me?
Yeah cause you pull up?
Yeah I'm on it.
Alright back.
Alright.
Alright shit. Damn how much you paying?
Huh?
How much you paying?
Low-key he be dealing niggas though.
Good deals.
For real?
They said CMB tax.
Yeah, nah, Isaac him.
I got to put y' gotta put so I'm gonna
put this on a group chat. So
y'all can have it too. How much
is what you say? How much? Um
I don't bro to be honest it
varies. Yo tell me thatbsie don't look like
Netspin a little bit now. You know Netspin?
Yup he does. Yes you do bro
I'm getting those vibes. That's a good thing
though
Let me all the band fuck Fuck no! Mateo, thank you for subbing. Yo, you see this bag?
What's that?
This is Noah money bro.
Who's money?
Noah. Who the fuck is Noah? This tripper.
No fucking way.
I'm dead ass, I didn't spend it so I just brought it home.
So what you gotta do with this?
Yo bruh think of all the adventures we been on!
I took a 5 hour uber home from Las Vegas.
Oh my god.
I was like, I'm gonna go to Los Angeles and get some food.
I'm like, I'm going to go to Los Angeles and get some food.
I'm like, I'm going to go to Los Angeles and get some food.
I'm like, I'm going to go to Los Angeles and get some food. I'm like, I'm going to go to Los Angeles and get some on. I took a 5 hour Uber home from Las Vegas
Oh my god that's crazy
Bro that was like 2 weeks ago
Yeah what the fuck
Yo life has been fast bro
That's a crazy experience
Bro there is so much shit going on I'm forgetting shit that went on bro
Bros holding onto his
memories of him? Shut the fuck up
and it's a hurt. It was a hurt
Noah? Yes
You think I got death by a mail stripper?
Wait what is Noah?
Is Noah a unisex name?
I guess.
I don't know.
I think it is.
Bepson.
It's not.
It is.
Even bestie says it's not.
That was her stage
name though. Why would it be Noah?
Noah Cyrus.
Mmm, that boy getting razy.
That boys getting razy!
Hey bruh, um...
I'm not gonna lie bro, I'm finna go end this nigga Jason's stream.
I have no content.
All three of my plans for today fell through.
Real shit.
Real shit, I'm dead ass.
Y'all think I'm trolling?
Yeah, I be planning shit and then it just fall through.
It's annoying.
Yo Cam. That's the only thing about doing 100 days.
When shit falls through, it's like I still got a stream though.
You feel me?
But it's fine though.
You pussy!
I will end Jason's stream right now.
No, I won't. That's the one thing that I said I wouldn't do. I'm end Jason's stream right now.
No, I won't.
That is the one thing that I said I wouldn't do.
That is crazy.
No ending niggas streams.
I could have done that to you when you were sleeping.
I know and I can give it to you when you are sleeping but I didn't do it.
That is really crazy.
That is crazy. That is crazy. That's crazy.
That's crazy.
That's crazy.
That's crazy.
Go on a two man with Jason.
Remember we were supposed to do that black girl, Asian girls shit?
That shit has never happened to me.
Why did we not do that?
I don't know.
Just so much shippy going on.
That's why.
Play the video. Play the video. Play the video. That shit's never happened to me. Why did we not do that?
I don't know, just so much shippy going on
Wait let me get an Asian girl
but i got someone i want like in specific though
Oh really who
Who Oh No. Yes, no.
Yes, no.
Nah we definitely gonna kiss. Alright.
Nah, we definitely gonna kiss.
That was a good one. Yo bro y'all gotta stop shitting on this man.
Oh my god, my shit.
Should I go throw it on her?
The funny thing is she would start twerking.
For real? Yeah that's how she is.
Yo can i have this? No.
Why?
Is this like in remembrance of Noah?
Um... No.
Bro!
It's money!
Why would I give away money?
And you know what's funny? almost left this in the hotel she
just been sitting there you know yeah i've been sitting here bro it has damn bro okay look we're
in l.a there are so many things we could do, come on.
This is our last stream before DreamJump bro.
I'm not yet yeah wait.
What did you have planned?
You're not streaming up to your flight are you?
Bro, I didn't want to but I will.
Stop it man, I don't wanna talk about that. I mean then why'd you go live earlier? but i wouldn't stop doing that
i mean then why should you go live earlier because obviously i'm trying to catch up on hours then you did not see you instantly run out of wrongs and i'm gonna keep doing that okay it's
fine bro but look let's choose for tonight.
Alright, let's do it because you got to package it right?
My brother...
You should have never gave up that lead.
Bro first of all, I wouldn't have if i didn't have the pokestream would
not it was worth it though it was this is how they were good we gotta make
that and you get three it's basically me.
I definitely made the money that you would have won anyway for this.
But that's okay bro like I'm not...
I'm still fucking idiot bro
So do you want to do any splits?
Like how are you feeling right now?
Nah, I'm still in it to win it, bro.
Alright cool.
What's it called?
You should give me that money also on my male pronouns or he and him know if we
don't take your bitch ass on my chat I want nothing to do with you first of all
that's not a nigga I got me fucked up stop saying that shit bro. But today though, let's not go too far.
Let's do it!
What you wanna do?
Because I had a pack and I didn't pack so I don't want to stream up to my flag.
And I got shit to do awesome like i know he woke
up and just blew my up like i gotta why the hell did you do that what do
we want because i'm trying to catch up bro
like let me catch up so what you wanna do let me hear the the deal. Guys, these next seven days
gonna be interesting I'm not gonna lie so we're
gonna see how this goes. What's it mean 7 days?
Seven days to the month over
Oh, dream come true. We got a week
So let me know.
Uh, let's...
Let's...
Um...
Not stream up into our flight?
So what time?
Shit.
The flight at... I can't say, but
We're on the same flight right now
Uhhhhhhh
Say it in Spanish
Say it in that guy I don't know. Hold up.
Say it in deaf guy.
Motherfucker, deaf guy not a fucking language man. Oh fuck! Wait what does that mean then?
Is this your flag?
Yup same one.
It's the first one but yeah facts.
We're on the same one.
Is that this time right here?
Hm?
Yeah.
Alright good.
Let's not stream over to a flight.
That's crazy bro because at that point we just matching hours.
We're not even going... I know!
So then what do you want to do?
Let's just do...
Because I have to pack and also
I got to do some shit what you wanna do um we just stream until till we're tired bro
nah nah because i might get tired after you.
Whenever you're tired let me know and then I'll see what I'm doing if I'm just fucking bullshit then...
So we gonna end up streaming to the flight?
No! We're not no bro.
Bro give me an idea in my head.
It's 5 p.m. right now.
It's 5 p.m. right now?
I'm already like what?
I'm already three or four hours into my show?
Yeah, we both are 3-4.
Damn!
It has been 4 hours?! Yo, I used to end it at three hours bro.
I would stream for 3 hours and get the fuck outta here
I'm gonna do like a little 8 hour shoot today
So that will put us at 10pm.
Yeah, and then we got the whole night to just get ready for DreamCon.
Alright! Deal?
10pm.
By actual shape when you say it. 10pm Like actual shake
When you shake
10pm
Bro when I push it on shit
I need that shit bro
So thats a ten hour stream
But then we can't hoop
Oh lets hoop early's go get runs!
Call a dab. I'm gonna call a dab.
We gotta hoop as part of our script.
Bro, I wish a dab came to the house so we could debrief with him bro.
He was going crazy yesterday
you saw this?
Yes. Now there's a lot of wild shit going on in his house
I don't know what the fuck was going on
Yeah, a lot of wild shit
I gotta stop facetiming me, my shit broke.
What happened to shopping bro? Everything closed here early in LA bro and the driver is coming so we're still going shopping.
As soon as he gets here, we out.
Oh yeah that was hungover.
He was?
I called him and he had an IV in his arm.
Stop trolling.
Yeah.
Bro he was fucked up yesterday.
He had a IV in his arm?
Yeah, but you know how people get IVs just to like cleanse their mind or something?
Nah bro that's some wild ass shit.
It's not bad to have an IV.
No that nigga...yo that that nigga adapt is different!
Don't let him take no shots!
F-bird!
F-Bird!
Button you're fly.
Yeah we need to go shopping, my man.
What the fuck you mean?
This is a tough fit!
Yo, what y'all think of this, five star?
What y'all think of this fit?
What the fuck?
No.
Damn he ain't pick up from me bro! That hurt!
That hurted!
My chat's saying this is a fire fit
My chat's saying W fit
Yo Allen we about to leave in... fuck!
We bouta leave in like 50 minutes.
Wait hold on.
Close the...
Huh?
I think it's back in your eye.
When I close it though, I gotta talk to Jason.
Close it?
Yeah yeah yeah.
You can be inside or out.
It don't matter.
She can't...
What is it?
It's telling me he's time we be backing up.
You want boys on?
I don't care, she gonna...
Y'all was talking upstairs right?
She cool?
I have no problem with her. But is she going to be all up on, like...
How's she gonna act on camera?
That's just- She's just crazy though so
Like she might say some wild shit but
I mean I don't know that's your friend
We're going shopping if you want to come
where?
I don't know
the driver just pulling up and then we gonna go wherever
well, no in like 15 minutes though.
Wait next.
What?
Your lens? Yeah I got my lens fixed at 7. Your LENS?
Yeah, but like I don't want to miss that shit cause we be out tomorrow.
We're gonna leave Pepsi in Addison or...
I see what you're saying.
Damn!
Why are these niggas spamming Max Aqua? What the fuck am I doing?
These niggas just be chatting. BAN THAT NIGGA!
He been spamming that all stream
Yo, yo, yo
Ban dat nigga
Huh?
Me you or Ron and Alvin? And her?
Huh?
And her too?
Umm...
I feel like it should just be me, you, Ron.
Yo she don't have to come bro that's what I'm saying though it's up to you.
She don't have to come, it don't matter
Bro she telling us she'll be perfectly fine here
Yeah she looks like she has a blast in that pool
I bet, that's fine
A sect!
You're not invited, a sect y'all thank you for the sub I'm mug track star
green don't appreciate you Jason gay yo why she get called gay because
I don't want a girl to come around.
Nah, you're not gay anymore. Don't worry. What they saying in your chat?
My chat just said it. That's sad.
Alexis who that?
Who is that though? Is that the winner?
Yeah
Why?
Cause then Raw's gonna be by himself!
Why can't we just shop out on some homie shit?
Why do we gotta bring a girl with us?
Oh, and Dat
Yup You wanna play a toe swiper? Why we got to bring a better oh that yeah
That
Two things one do you want to go shopping?
We've had to leave in like 10-15 minutes.
Are you going to throw a shot?
What are you saying? Hold on, hold on, hold on. Um yeah we bout' to.
Send me where you guys are going okay and then uh after that
we was gonna try the hoop but your injury your up no I might be able to but uh...
Let me- yeah just send me where you're going and I'm gonna hit you back.
Alright, bet! That's cool.
Damn, he sounds stressed.
Him? Yeah, he just hung up.
Let me- He probably...
...he hung over bro.
SHIIIIIIT!
Chat made me wanna end it all Oh, shut your bitch ass up!
He hung over his fuck
might equals don't let him
he need a hug
nigga rather have...
What did you say? No bro!
If she comes in, I'll invite a girl.
Alexis?
But then what about Ron?
Ron can have it.
Bro, it don't matter we all well this my friend
Bro, this is my friend
So I got it there like you just sure I was asking her about you
Let me ask any you without hurt wait what? I was asking her about you. I mean, asking you about her
Wait what?
When she went upstairs
I was asking about you and y'all like best friends
Y'all have known each other for a while
How'd she get here? Huh?
How did she get here?
Well, she had some shit that she had to do out here and then it's kind of like got moved.
It's a tricky story
type shit though.
I don't know why
niggas acting like
um,
I'm a trick.
I'm not no trick.
but she came out here
because she got money
her family got money so...
Like it ain't bro like you know niggas have jobs
and shit right?
Like yo niggas posted the screenshot
of their airplane and was like yo, Max bring your hoes out.
Like what are y'all talking about bro?
Like nigga regardless you have to take a plane to get from New Jersey to LA.
Y'all niggas all retards.
She said that her sister would fuck with me.
Huh?
What?
What does your sister look like?
Kayla would fuck with her?
You think she would fuck with Jason?
Yeah lowkey!
She love anime bro
She love anime gang
You wanna see her?
Yeah yeah
I'm gonna go take a photo Alright. You can leave it open.
Yeah.
Nothing?
You think she will fuck with Jason?
Hell yeah!
Why'd you just make that face?
Because I know my sister,
She likes like Asian guys.
And he be in a gym too though.
I could tell him.
Facts.
Wait, wait, what?
Oh she don't got no IG picture bro.
She doesn't
Uh...
She looks like you?
No they don't look alike
Jamesa!
Alright go ahead answer the questions.
Go ahead, go ahead.
No we don't.
They don't.
Tacticurrent thanks for the sub are you gonna saw me at 25 so how much
you look like yo you don't gotta show this ring they won't see no what's up You better be my friend Grace.
Yo what's up? How you doing?
You good?
She loves me
You good? You been good?
How is this ugly and we're getting hosed?
What happened?
Yo, thank y'all for the subs bro Do you okay so I'm not gonna lie she tight tall
cuz she mad shit she tight tall go away no one's talking
shit go away all right anyway she's tight No one's talking shit. Go away
Alright anyway, she's tight-toed her hair is like lighters like brownish
I was telling we gather She's my best friend. We gas fit, lazy eye
ugly tats
What the fuck?
Haters! They said Ron Swing. It ain't nothing for me to steal a nigga content.
Let me see, let me see.
I mean she pretty though. She pretty?
What'd you say?
Bro chill bro
I can't answer that question.
Yo, she love anime though. She'll eat you-
No wait, that sounds crazy. But y'all know what i'm saying damn what the is Fuck.
Yo, at this she deactivated bro.
No way.
That ass don't got no shit.
NO!
Fuck!
Can you give a scouting report for my boy?
He horny as hell.
I thought you...
She likes me, they like the same skin complexion she does.
Her eyes not... Like she has brown eyes.
She's, hour height
Skinnier?
And she made
like Stephanie
I think she's crazy.
Okay, the skinny but like on some Corey LaRae skinny or
on some... Honestly, I don't know.
I really don't.
I don't.
Yo, Jason, I can set it up bro. Well, I don't. Yo Jason, I can set it up bro.
Well I don't know what she looks like.
There you go IG and Ron Stream gotchu bro.
Yo all the stories That's it alright.
What you all think? That's it alright. What you think?
Alright, um... What was I about to search up?
Bro, I get distracted way easier than you now
Max and BeerFroze, you back?
No! Fuck outta here nigga
The fuck happened to this guy
awkward what happened
does he have in a situation where'all did his girl cheat on him?
What happened with his girl?
Shame, shame, shame.
He looks tougher than you and the ski nigga lie harder!
Lie harder nigga n****.
Lie harder, n*****.
Lie harder.
Damn bro. Well...
Alright. He's going on his phone I'm gonna go on my phone too.
Alright then. I speak for the whole channel He's going to his home, I'm gonna go on my phone too. Alright, bet.
I speak for the whole chat when I say this
I wish Max could just replace his lazy ass with a
camera so he can stream forever
and we could be apart of him.
I wanna see when he goons, eats, sleeps and fucks.
The only problem would be Cam would
drift constantly but it's okay
we can get that fixed. Yo, I'ma tell y'all niggas like this
Y'all gon' stop fucking playing with me
Recently y'all been joking too much Y'all think shit funny, y'all gonna stop fucking playing with me. Recently y'all been joking too much,
I think shit funny,
I think shit sweet,
I ain't no bitch nigga
and I will beat the fuck out of all y'all niggas.
I'm telling you that right now so watch your mouth.
Watch your mouth.
Yeah, niggas real scared now.
Pussy, y'all niggas mad scared.
Niggas is mad scared.
That's the worst flavor of ghost.
The best one is the peach creme brulee i got it disabled right
imma stop streaming bro all right we're going on jasonRL setup. We go in the shop.
Let's get it!
I've never done that bro if I wanna hit
that shirt I'm gonna hit that shirt.
No he's not in Angolahi quit.
No I didn't say that.
Yes you said that.
Put that on some when I see it. That's what my life that's what you said. no I would never say something like that yeah you did i'd never said that
um do you see how crazy we look look amazing like
no oh my god max you want me on-
You're talking on my shit?
MAX!
MAAAX! Not again. Max!
You already said yes or yeah?
Alright, be back.
And every time I hear this noise that...
AHHHHH AHHH
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god
oh my god oh I'm going to go ahead and do that.
I'll just make sure I don't get too close to the camera, because it's a bit of an issue. That's it. Fuck y'all, bro.
Fuck y'all
God damn it
This one isn't left
Put the chair on Oh, I put my chair on Black tea drawers. Here y'all go look at that, here y'all go again, here y'all go again bro
Here ya'll fuckin do it again
Let's go. I'm not live on my PC. Why is the internet so ass?
Oh.
My data! What the fuck? Hey, my data.
What the fuck?
Oh, fuck.
It's good.
Looking mad intimidating today.
Thanks bro.
Uh... what's the occasion? case there's any ops oh like outside today
i think uh yeah yeah yeah you gonna be great hmm buzz lightyear
rice gum
i could have sworn you got banned on Twitch.
Your chat, where's the chat?
What am I about to get?
I need some basketball shoes.
I gotta show up for Duke.
No way, Duke's coming.
Nah, Duke's not coming but I'm gonna see him at DreamCon.
You know my mission every day of DreamCon is to find Duke on stream?
Oh yeah, me and you were saying-
Oh no this is fire bro. All y'all got camera man and everything
Y'all are sharing, y'all share a lot man
What are you talking about maybe i should just stay home come on no bro we're going shopping bro i know the dude from that blue snow he's gonna call
him call his ass!
Call him!
The big tree!
Hold up.
What's the battery?
You know what? Okay, bud. Except that or... That's your name?
Okay, but Masha is hooked up to Max.
I have a point mix you can keep like here in the hands of me.
Oh, okay bad bad bad bad.
BAMC! W Oh, okay. Go back. Yes!
Pepsi!
W.
But...
Axe-
Axe-
I got some shit.
Let's go.
Tell Vexy to sit in my cellar for you.
What do you like?
I'm gonna put this in your bag.
Bro!
I fucking got dagged up.
It's nice and fuzzy.
Maybe order my KFC.
Well that's your friend. No, why did she order my KFC. Well that's your friend.
No, why did you order my shit?
Yeah!
She ordered KFC and I'm not a supplier.
Who did, your friend?
You ordered my KFC and you're talking about eating it like a fool, get mad?! I'm
that's your here I Yep. Oh!
I don't even know, three?
I'll have to get my camera fixed.
You know what, I don't know, so that was fast enough.
Yo, so that's about a premiums that we always get on one?
Wait, that's a difference?
Yeah.
Oh, that's the reason you guys couldn't do that?
Yes.
Uh...
We got it!
Get in your driver!
Yo, Jeff, congratulations for once.
Can y'all smile with me?
Some shit happening?
Look at my eye.
Yeah, so how did you text her?
It was the back.
The bigoxer.
Did she get like a bad haircut or something?
No, on eye look.
But I would go to some part of the back.
What are we going to send it? chat slow because there's bots You know it nigga
You think I'll be lying about the boss. That's your real life
Jolly be better. I look boom Cassie Popeye sick fillet
That's a good question.
No no no. Cassie or Popeye?
Chick-fil-A there is no way they'll make it two of them
Chick-fil-A not two of them
I'm asking a genuine question bro.
Like just come on bro, answer the questions my nigga. You can't
answer a question regularly. We can have regular conversation bro.
I'm just careful. I don't want those opps around.
Popeyes!
Do I look intimidating?
No not even a bit!
Like damn make it solo!
Do I look intimidating?
Yeah you do.
You're so good at this. You know what I mean? I'm gonna go like damn niggas all over.
You're talking to me?
No!
Fuck no.
What do I know you can sum up on me, slurping nigga?
Paul, you don't wanna talk about that. Sorry. I know you can serve up a mean smurfy and make it call him.
You don't wanna fuck him up.
Sorry, that was unnecessary bro.
And for that I apologize.
All right is back!
Said no one ever. I'm gonna just start calling
your ass the weenie bro.
The weenie!
Call me the weenie.
The weenie!
Call you the weenie.
So why did I always think it was weenie?
On some platforms its weenie right?
Put that on screen.
Oh my!
Sorry about you
What are you doing?
No no
Fuck the- OH MY GOD What are you doing? No, I'm not even talking. What the fuck? Nigga my abdomen was fucked up!
Oh my god what are you doing bro?
You're blowing your ass up man!
What are you doing bro?
I saw that!
I thought it was a fucking All right, Santon's Queen.
Can y'all see now?
Bang!
Bang!
What type of...
Where is the reason you want to throw up?
I'll be back at it soon. You ready? Yeah. What type of wear should we be wearing for our pro?
We back the other team, bro.
Yeah nah this is a game.
Yo! Should I just wear a tank top out and then we can customize ourselves?
Well that's made thanks to the Sims. Um...
Yeah dude, they're here though! Are you learning Taintop? Oh he's here
He been here. Let's go. Yo!
The question is where do we go? Oh, B. Right?
Can you send the address and I'll put you in a group chat with them.
Yo Juan take this? This shit's throwing me off.
Can you take this home?
Like, oh shit!
Fuck!
Jason...
Jason... damn.
I don't know why it doesn't show up
Nah y'all shit fucked up bro
Y'all can y'all please um, can y'all please send us-
Where are you sending?
Can you send the address in there that's the driver.
So where we going?
The squad?
Yeah yeah yeah let's go to the club.
What?
Let's go.
Dan so we got like one place
to get close
let's hit metal rose again, bro. And clip on, Ron!
Ron, come through right now.
There is something happening here.
Something happened to him and his girl, bro.
Damn, bro.
You alright?
Yep. Brandon, I'm not picking up your fucking call.
It's the fuckin' 13 year old.
Alright, this is currently 540. I'm ready, you guys see here?
Uh yeah he sees me there.
Just in case it is set up...
Can you hold mine too?
Can you do a wheel?
That's too much.
Do it from this phone.
Put your toolkit on it.
You're just gonna build one church and that's over. from this phone? Put your toolkit on it. He doesn't want to.
I don't want to.
You can just add your toolkit to his.
It takes three seconds.
I need a premium.
You don't have a premium?
None of us do.
I don't know how to buy premium, if you can help me out.
Let's hope it might be a sub.
Oh good bro!
Yo, hold on, hold on
Yo, let me get this
You gotta like...it's on backwards
How is it on backwards backwards with my pieces right here.
Yeah, because it is not for everybody.
That's true. It's not for everybody. This is.
That's good.
These are big.
Why is Betsy recording but not Alan? Because we need like faces and lens or some shit. This is how it's added some.
At least that looks good!
You can pick that up as a See by the shape of your storm.
Oh, I almost fell up!
Ah, it's a dead end here. oh so I Was massive I love one more person. They should be coming. Where's Max's shit at, babe?
Chillin', it's white.
Yo who replied in that group chat? Chillin' as white. Your T-Mobile's killin'.
Yo, who replied in that group chat?
Me. Oh okay I got you.
I'll reply to her.
Can we change things?
Yeah just in case there's ops.
We're going for a very, very nice place.
Shit's bucket mud!
I think that should be one...
Covering... Covering... Where is Max?
Let's just plug in.
You like that?
You know how fucking with my Asics, they're blowing.
Seriously?
Damn!
Now you get Bazmon suits.
Yo, where is he?
Fucking bags bro. That's more serious. Yo, where is he?
Fucking mags!
Always on the brother phone.
Is it here? What we looking for today, Rob?
Bell print.
This is awesome.
Take your fucking time, buddy.
He's fucking... Oh my God.
Can I just call him?
Come on.
I'm not playing.
No, he's not even like where is this fucking thug bro? Oh nah, oh now your ears are gonna go to mine so they can see it. Oh, now you're the serious pick.
Yeah. Oh! Ops, ops, ops!
We have Wi wide lap. Max is, he's like
I'm gonna go off and just stay calm.
Of course they ordered fucking chicken bro.
Get in the fucking car bro!
Put that chicken down!
Bye nigga Isaac!
I'm losing internet, of course you fucking ordered chicken
That wasn't me bro
Some person named Tatiana? I don't know who that is.
I don't know.
Alright, alright...
Let's go boys!
Nice! let's go boys nice what a lovely day
yeah Bank State ratio in case on Sanh is messed up. Is it?
Nah he ain't hit em but this comes off bitch.
Bro are you okay bro?
Yo are you okay?
Nah what happened bro we could give
you a hug bro we can get you in the silence
mute the mic bro bro. Mute the mic. I'll snap it.
Alright.
I won't
disappear from stream now for a minute.
Nigga, I told y'all if I have to get ready
and get shoes, go to the bathroom,
I'm not taking out anything. Look at my wiener while i take a piss stupid piece of y'all don't listen to nothing I think you should do like a movement.
What'd you say? What did you say?
What did you say?
I'm not fucking talking to you. Dude!
Who pissed in your cereal?!
Who pissed in your cereal?!
There's no way to test that crash on so ass that man.
We all got acid today, it's the shiesty.
I'm not playing no more bro Fuck!
I don't know, I don't even...
Cause you stutter a lot? Yeah, very bad.
This got good music right here.
What?!
And then take our out and start to... So what do we do?
Say this out loud.
I mean realistically if we take the phones off the tripod is uh We just went there though, there's not gonna be no good clues.
Y'all there's got it hold on I gotta I gotta pray.
Chopper on me A AIP.
Guys we gonna figure something out because holy shit. I don't know. Hell no.
Take our lounge, alright?
I mean it could be a llama!
No, no, no... I mean, because you're a lover. Tyson!
You want my name like that?
Yo, the last time.
My whole phone is broken, bro.
Nah let's figure this out guys oh um I love you too. Thank you.
Let's do it.
Yell! Yell! Yell! yeah yeah yeah yeah I'm gonna go to the center. What's up? Yo, we're gonna break the... We break ice. Why does Jason say that shit?
What'd he say?
We haven't had dinner in fucking years.
He about to say some racist shit, go ahead though.
No the dinner table you didn't see what he did?
Oh yeah okay keep going.
Keep going! What'd he say?
I don't know he said something like we got banned on Twitch. Oh oh... going what'd he say
oh right i mean it's like bro it's just
like like at a certain point though you gotta be a little more I mean it's like bro, it just like...
Like at a certain point though you gotta be a little more unpredictable with it my nigga.
I know what's coming a mile away and you in the slices so you on that bullshit.
No I'm not YBL Daffy you got need other things off from yesterday spank-ass nigger
These stores are all near each other so
23 minutes.
We can't record in this store,
I'll send you the new address.
These are like archive stores so they don't have the good shit. What?
You have a cigarette.
Oh my bad bro
i didn't send it yet i'm trying to look at because they sent me mass stores so What are you talking about?
It's like yo
I'm not gonna lie with y'all. I'll be having a conversation with you at home, I'll be mad confused
And then they got I'll be back with you.
Yo, nigga, wake up! Wake up!
I see yo flex man I see you.
Flex man
Alright imma send you the name of the place
Is that cool?
That's the rest of the street Uh I know the braces goes from the SRS this
to it
okay
you should have got it.
And that tag, yeah there's no tag
On my ass, on my bed
Yeah we gon' last Yeah, I'm hopping. Here we go lads!
New Dragon Cup in Boston!
Yo this thing feels crazy
Could I see the ox again bro?
Oh!
Oh!
We in that party We ain't never runnin' down a party, we ain't runnin' by the way.
We ain't never runnin' down a party, we ain't runnin' down a joint.
We ain't never runnin' down a party, we ain't runnin' by the way.
I'm your very new partner!
I expect yours! We'm a lying new partner
Got the next concert in two days
I like my back
My own hands are moving My own man I'm not going to let you do it, man.
Imagine if there was a concert and everyone in the concert is screaming
I've been nowhere. That's like a three-time fail.
I got clump on my body
On the man still
Back in the books about a second ago
Told him what I should do with my first Vietnam
I can't be bothered
Take it easy Shut up. They can play bro! They be too optimistic and believing in
they can't.
Why we out sick hungry boy?
Yo stop.
Why don't you leave me out? No, we won't be shaking up the bitch.
We gotta get cooler bro.
We're lame ass niggas.
We gotta get cool.
Okay how about we do this?
Instead of throwing it on top talk about being cool. Hey y'all I ain't got the juice
I be like 2Pac, ayy y'all I just got the juice
I'm 4LIN, I'm a ride baby but I got some rap in you
I ain't got no money, guns, but I got some rap in you. All right guys look we going zapping.
Zip it down to my feet.
. This trio is just enough, not too much like Silky. Yo what, do y'all know any time we're gonna join a gym con? Let's do it.
Let's do it. Are we going?
Are we going?
Let's do it!
Alright, alright
Alright I'm in the one is I'm gonna get a tip, man. I can do it and cut it down with any mom. All of us gotta buy something?
That's true.
How skirmish is that?
How far are we going?
So how are we going?
Uh...
I'mma send you the address.
Like- like- let's do address. Let's do it!
We not doing shit else!
That was your original one, right?
Your original address? No guys we 10 minutes away five minutes Simon is like brother to me.
Whistle After all the things that I've been through
We're trying to get it out
I said right now. I'm here for show me your good.
Oh yeah, oh yeah, show me your good.
Oh yeah, oh yeah Show me a good
Show me a good
Tell me a good one
All the names that I can't remember
And the people that I won't forget
I've been waiting for this too long
Long, long, long
Trying to get a budget
But all of a sudden it's real ho
I ain't trying to look like a liar To these niggas that I came on with on I'm so hot! My body melts.
I'll be in my own dog,
like me to preach to
things that I can do 3, 2, 1 3, GO! Oh yeah Right, tonight I'm here baby Show me a good time
Oh yeah, oh yeah
Show me the good time
Oh yeah, oh yeah
Show me the good
Show me the good Oh yeah is We ain't got a tonight in where we brought it all tomorrow
I just banged up, we banged up
Can't get me right and I do whine
Can't shoot this bitch, I'm back to vain
I'm gonna make her like Kool-Aid
Tell me then we can be friends
At least I hate him right now hey My bitch, it ain't what they did Just like I do if they could one that let us film it uh Is this true? We know we're winning the championship next week!
Holy sh** The niggas neck of they bitch and be chewing the nigga Do you think I'm gonna shake your ass? You got a whole new excitement when I talk to you
Staring at me like, fuck how you feeling
You can lock up all my keys
And if I tell ya that I'll kill you
I just got yo' bitch in me
They say that it's so much shit going on.
I can't understand.
Just get my shit, bitch.
But you ain't.
Don't fuck with all the big boys.
Raise them up, man.
They have a lot of shit.
My head's empty.
I'ma run off some numbers and keep it real.
Reggie, bro, this for my mama.
I gon' fly away. I need to shine like you know what I mean? I need to talk about something. I got it. That's a lot of money. This nigga knows the race for a while, bro.
I just went in plain with some of them.
You lucky as fuck you know what it is.
This bitch ready or something? Bitch, this shit say I'm fucking his body. This is not a lie. You're just lying.
I'm saying, I was on the other side of the line
and they came out
and I handled them
and then they got you
and I'm gonna get you and I'll be honest with you, that shit right there You know my power
I got the same truth as that shot
I get better at those things
That's a good thing is Is this the same spot that we're going to a guy
my friend sent me this don't worry there's good spots Bye. What's up? I'm back in the streets and stand up here to stop this I feel it, you my dog will crush you out of bed Throwing you inside my bitch
You my dog will crush you out of bed
Throwin' you inside my bitch
One on every
I really been chewing myself up to see I'm a little baby I mean without fucking Oh I promote you all My name ain't never out fucked on
Yo, bro, we do do
You take me good to the store runs
Yeah
You decided me
I promise I won't say no
You let these hoes play with me
Okay, think then it's game over
I'm ready for you
But they a** people I can change though Can change? came over I got you.
Wait! I got you. And this is new chat, if y'all fuck with Ian, y'all fuck with Yachty bro, send the
smacks.
Wait!
I'mma be honest.
They do have a Drake too?
The new Drake?
Mmhmm.
Wait play the new Drake and-
No no no wait.
Should we drink an onion?
I'm already on a date with the fucker. I'ma out of here. You see how I'm playing it? This is the driver's number involved, so how am I playing it?
I just want to know like does he have it too?
Isaac did you ever play with him before? How am I playing it? I just want to know. Like, does he have it too?
Honestly, Dave.
Did Yachty send you these?
Oh, no, man.
Look.
Oh, no, man.
Oh, no, man.
Do you want the real deal?
He's smiling, baby.
Oh, I can't show that.
Let me see that.
Oh, no, I'm not. Do you want the real deal?
That one song that he played?
Oh, no, I'm not.
The good one
send it
well you just sent me that I just sent you that Ian Yachty bro, play that. Come on. oh hey hey first thing in the morning You ignore my calls, you crazy One time for all I'm saying
Two times for the hoes that hate me
Three times for the hoes that hate me
Three times for the hoes that hate me
I don't know if it's
I don't know if it's my last day here.
I don't know if I want that, baby.
I don't know if I'm not with you.
I ain't never gonna go out like this.
I ain't never gonna die to no man.
I don't care who the fuck you got with me. I don't care what the fuck you got with. I don't care what the fuck y'all mad at.
You select me on YouTube, man.
I post it on YouTube, man listen... Only you got it.
24 thousand views in two days. on YouTube unlisted only you got it 24,000 views today oh no who leaked it are you serious did you just show it
you just showed it, didn't you?
Why did they remove Kai Adlibs? That's fucked up. They took that nigga off the track.
Can you stall it off me?
Fuck. Big deal from the spot, don't make it hot get your money I'm not you're funny up remember that guy who did that do it do it max recreate it Okay.
Like you leave me so speechless though, dead ass. So now you gotta listen to the one and only Bitch we in a VA Bitch me and her wife
Bitch me and her wife
Bitch me and her wife
We in the white
Bitch I'm in a
Bitch I'm in a Bitch I'm in a They tell me no, this rock is my soul Yeah that's my brother that's for sure
I ain't got time to waste
Before I kick your hoes
You still in the mood telling me to
Tell you no, don't go
Like what you want I'm trying to tell you
Ohhhhhhh
Before I even had a phone
I was fucking lost in the media
You fucking with Gantown I was fuckin' lost in the air You fucker with kids, yall!
I know yall been lovin'!
Sire, bitches go! oh oh TREK! TREK! TREK! TREK! TREK! TREK! TREK! TREK! TREK! TREK! TREK! TREK!
I'm a bad kid
I'm not gonna let you go
You're dead
Why am i back here like that though? Play some real music man, play some Miley Cyrus or something like that.
No not the Detroit Lone Riders song just molly cyrus oh yeah there was a body I already played that on the way to the party, bro.
Okay, so play like...
Oh my god, yo!
The whole house should start singing um
Tonight we are young
No one's ever done that
And we should get it with like Aiden or something
We should see if Aiden will come over and do it us
Nobody's done
I Hey! Okay, I'm liking this idea. I'll start us off, I'll start us off, I'll start us off.
Give me a second, I
need to get my story straight
My love for you and my love getting higher than
the empire state, my lover she's
waiting for me just across
the bottom of sea been taking
back some sunglasses asking
about his scar I know i get the jaycee months ago
i know you're trying to forget that thing since 17. i don't know the lyrics.
By time, the barn closes and you keep
falling down. i carry your home oh Tonight
Tonight
We are young So I set the world young No, I know.
Play some World Cup by speed!
World Cup!
World Cup! World Cup! well
we're gonna play flight
large slurping please okay sick sleep don't even do it I can't say
spicy talk about a funny one recently and I think it was too much say that we're
going to Escher-Maho.
Say it, bro.
Say it.
You might as well
say it.
Nah, I'm sorry.
You might as well
say it, bro.
Real quick.
Play that new
Nespen?
Nobody want
that.
Honestly,
they really
Nah, they really wanna play that new
Nesbitt though
Yeah I've been doing well Yeah.
I've been doing well, I've been doing well.
Hey, take off!
Heyyyy!
Heeeeyyy!!!
Nooooooo! Hey! I'm open to average, this my first time rappin' it I ain't got recalcitrant, barely cool but passionate
Spend my money on college shit
Told them don't you die today
Told them don't you try today
But they're rollin', out of the mix
They're my fuckin' ass ass is all this Like a lot bro OHHHH I accidentally closed the phone so
It's like now we have to hear the rest of this song
What did you do?
I closed his phone so we gotta hear the rest of the song
Click skip let's see what the next one will be
Oh yeah this is my scene What is it, I be. Oh yeah, this is my shit.
Nah, this is my shit.
You ready for a ride?
Nah you're in for a ride!
Hey yo all right Yo! Look! I see your left
Look, you see it?
7-Eleven I feel it I don't think that you deserve it I'm gonna make a living
I'mma drop me off at work
Slut
Rip out my shirt if you want Speed up my fashion I mean probably because we're five niggas in a car.
That's getting uncomfortable.
Listen to that, L.E.
Ciampa slung me out.
That's probably not a good idea my nigga.
But you know...
Not clocking in to work.
You're yourself, bro.
You gotta pull your mask and face it.
Hey fellas! Pull your mask and face it. Did you just laugh at Quezon Franca?
This caught me on guard.
Yep, I didn't even know that.
You're a weirdo!
You better apologize now you moron.
You better apologize now about this.
Now they can trim at him. I'm trying to find a timeline why they say that.
Now it's getting better, bro.
Don't go these kinds of assholes.
Everything I do is serious now.
The only thing I got back up to is this the night. I don't even know what the hell is going on.
This content shit, I don't pay for the whole game.
I got to get the people they want every single time.
I've never asked for all you heard me?
Tell me how.
One week, four calls, one team, six dogs tell me AP on the arm, I done came so far.
AP on a arm
I done came so far
I feel like GTA 9 8 ain't got no mod oh all these Fuck
Bitch i'm trying to fuck now. Let's talk about this streaming shit cause niggas getting soft I do my own thing and now I put that on the course They offered me 40, I told them probably for more
Then Rambo came and started knocking right at the door
My father talk to me, he said something for you to say
I'm running in a plane and you're all alone oh I never thought you would go for the beat
Now watch another two hoes
Not my goddamn bitches and they move
One of my deep holes
Make me A&B so you know we fuckin' on them deep holes
Like woof, that shit givin' me dough
Yeah, now walk with a cheeky toe Like warfare is giving me down, bud!
This ain't God, I don't know.
Sir could you log in?
No. Appreciate ya. So could you log in? I appreciate you.
You're so buggy! Where's a bro?!
Be quiet, bro. You're mad annoying me, bro.
I'm not annoying. I'm stable right now though.
I gotta start calling your ass at the Lincoln or something.
Okay.
You cooking something up huh?
Just relax bruh. Who's on us next?
Me
We're here
Oh we right here?
Where are we going?
The store
Like the store nigga Let's just get out of here Mr. Mike this door all right thank you
I shall we Uh, yeah. I tell you
We're
Yeah
Went to Alabama To the on my cousins I'm a full of illusion, it's a better act like y'all really do this shit
never tell the hype when
it's unreliable
i love you
Glock 19 is gon fire at you
we got to drive a yellow
yeah, we had the bad night
7-6 feels like kaihama set night
imma talk to the streets but i keep talking to jesus seven six How much does it hold? Okay. What spot is this?
This one here.
This one looks like...
I think they put a curve on the back.
This looks like on film, yeah. He didn't even go in
to check!
Just a warning to everyone.
Yeah, it's right here. It's right here. I told you!
You got it big bro. You got it big bro.
You got it big bro. You got it big bro. You got it big brother you got it big bro you got a good one
you got it big bro
seven six twos like thai almost ten nice what a thing I'm sorry. You're not going to catch me, are you? Sorry.
Just in case.
You never know.
I'll be right back.
I've got a little something for you.
What's that?
It's the um We're looking at them. Getting my jewelry going.
You think I should rock, bro?
Ooh this one, your rage has that one.
I might have to get that one.
Oh you want me?
But it's silver. Hey fuck you
Let me have my list
Little Jesus piece
I like that
We got a barbell train for all brave and mothers $250 for a cigarette butt? You crazy!
What?!
What are you doing?
He is. Oh, you're watching him? I'm probably... He's watching me.
What's your name bro?
Dante.
Dante?
Nice to meet you buddy.
Dante?
Nice to meet you Dante.
Bro he didn't ask about the prices.
It said it there. It was a good deal. That's it. Bro, he didn't ask about the slices. yes What's next? What do you want to know? this is all
oh god yeah i don't scare myself bro. I know you have issues buying glasses because they don't normally It's weird. It's capitalism.
I know you've had issues buying glasses because they don't normally fit but...
Oh my god!
Nigga, what do you mean?
You're racist! Nigga, what do you mean? Oh my god.
You're racist!
Oh my god!
Oh my god that's a crazy...
Oh my... That probably fit me better than you. all of our
that's what we've been there
but
uh...
boxes
as i would like Wow, Jason. That's what I look like.
Yo!
You can't even get mad at it.
See it like a glove.
Really?
Okay, hold up.
Let me see some shit for you.
What?!
Where the Jordan's at?
I'm in Wyoming.
I'm by Vortis.
There's nothing caught on him from here.
Here take his map out of this fucking place. The live orders.
You look mad friendly.
What's happening? These little can make my eyes feel better.
Do I have blurry vision?
Oh, this this my body
This might be my body
Don't worry about like this is too long
you could read that You know all these times.. I'm going to go around the corner.
That and then...
Oh, this is my body.
It's no longer my body that's 18 feet away.
You know it! That's $1,800.
I'll go on your chest now? Yeah I mean, that's just a button you can watch.
Watch his head.
It's because I'm using bots bro.
Like what?
I literally have a bot subscription we use every month on the first.
Keep quiet.
Yo guys, this is a good story.
You feel me?
Shout out my nigga Tyson.
Yo, what's up bro?
Yo uh... y'all still shopping?
Yeah we had this throw right now you wanna pull it?
Did you guys just get there on the money or something?
We just got here bro. Imma send it. It's probably like 20 minutes away.
Okay, bye-bye.
Alright, bye bro.
Ask him for anything you want and he can direct you and show you what's wrong.
1,220 dollars? right here This is going back on the shelf. Nah, this shirt is fire though.
Yeah well that's a fire shirt but...
This shit better have like BBS
fucking in the carton
I'm not gonna lie you gotta be cardi or Duke to buy some shit like that.
You put Cardi on the same level as Duke?
That is fucking...
Who clears?
XL what do you mean?
Yo, $3500?
Damn this shirt is insane!
How much was that? 660 dollars This is insane, Chet!
How much is that?
660 though.
My bad I'm not gonna lie so now they're taking out of this store cause I know y'all are...
We got a damn can I even say that? Go ahead tell me
You know the George guy is amazing
So what? I just need to swallow my money
Yeah
If I spend $606 for a shirt
This is your type of shit
It's your body
No and that's exactly why I said I shouldn't have took you out here This is your type. It's your shit bro, it's your body. You're cool with that?
No and that's exactly why I said I shouldn't have took you out here though.
Facts!
I'll leave right now.
Here give me my camera.
We did it.
I'm going to explore the area.
Ron bro don't leave.
So fast lame ass.
Where'd this guy come from? So fat and lame ass.
His shirts are nice. I forgot all races.
Tore some denim chairs in my 325.
I'm not gonna lie, that's almost the first thing
and that shit two bands.
What? Two bands.
Wow. Diana Ross T.
How much do y'all think this is? Let me look in the chat. $300. Now that's 300, it's $300 but But I'm not paying $300 for this.
Bro, I really like this shirt so I might make a dumb decision but...
Is it really dumb if you like it?
You're doing what you want now of people you pay 300 for a shirt
not three right it's how you it depends on how you look at it bro
some said they would never spend 20 thousand,000 on a car but look around.
Yeah there's difference between a vehicle that like maybe has meaning to it...
This is literally just some random vintage shirt
Just like you're in the cars, niggaz can be in the clothes I'm not saying we things could be in the clothes
But I also can say it's not a financially smart thing for a t-shirt
Same way is invited to spark black cars all cars do the same shit some cars speed up
Some cars move different some cars have different engines. This has made out of the same fucking material as this and it's quenched.
It's non-definite. It's art. You go in there you can close its arc.
A Honda Civic could get into the same place in one or two seconds.
Exactly. I just said something about how it never finds...
Just like it's not as fun to wear that than this. I just said something. It's never fine.
Just like it's not as fun to wear that than this. Realistically, I'm assuming about...
Go ahead and keep the buck.
No but you can keep the 660 bucks.
For that fucking shirt.
But do you get what I'm saying though?
Obviously, I'm not disagreeing.
I'm just saying I would never do this on my model.
Tight.
No, I'm not lying.
I'm fucking always...
Actually, I don't want to try it on.
No no no.
Like this is Japan is probably like a hundred,
hundred bucks?
These niggas have reverse debates
They cook you and it's not something that be put, there is no right or wrong.
Ron let me get into your schedule.
What's the code?
Point of view.
What did you say?
It's your money.
You choose how you want to do this.
Listen, you would close more than me.
I'm just saying... No, no, close more than me. I'm just saying –
No, no, all on me.
I agree with you.
Close is art.
I don't disagree with that.
I'm not perfect.
We don't have to have it but I'm calling in my check.
I spent $1600 on a pair of Balenciagines Did i look at my bank account when i made that purchase?
Hell yeah
Did i regret it two days later?
Hell yeah
You did?
Yeah
I bought 2 actually for 3400
You regretted it?
Then why'd you do it?
Uh because I wanted the cool factor of rockin' Mother Seattle.
Well the jeans don't fit.
Once you go into it, it's like something that'll go all out.
It's kinda like cars.
Yo you gotta tug your hair because you look kind of like hey That's a lot of room.
Where did God go?
God did... Just come over here. Try to do it.
Okay, hold on now, please.
This might be my body, though. Yuckin' chat.
The Yankee with no brim.
It's really kind of cool. I hate that for geese
I think i'm going to search for it. Hold on now!
Oh fuck...
Wait, did you miss a-
Hold on now.. How much is it?
Over a hundred thousand.
Let me see.
Hold on, Agni Studios
That's your body go ahead little kids
with the mittens
art Art.
You're going to go with the combo? so It is on And we like the devil it's always
Like they want to be done with you You look like the one of the...
The McDonald's character. What was his name?
Grimace
Grimace
And you look like, uh
Are you called DL or DL?
Come on, Linux Yo, yo, come on girl. Come here Panda Express.
Fuck off.
You called the Panda Express
price code right?
We should be together, right?
Let's get tired of the photo.
Baring yourself always. I like to get tagged on the photo.
Baring yourself always, you're like this dude's... You know what I'm saying?
Yeah
So, like how like
Like we don't have a lot of time with us
Why are we going to Valenciaga? Well, Valenciagas
in Valencia is different. Oh, and has big rocks
So you got a big rock
How many do you have right here?
I have expensive pieces They They got like a shirt,
I would never spend $500 on a shirt
but I'll spend $500
on some jeans or jacket
Because the shirts don't last long enough to...
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's true.
Chad has those good tapes?
You gotta agree?
The thing with the jeans
I can really wear these Balenciaga jeans every single day for a month straight and nobody really gonna say no.
I'm going to be honest. They just go get me some jeans.
Shirt? If I wear that same shirt...
Same shirt, Kequa!
But why do we even worry about that though?
I feel like that should be a fact
but I can repeat this
in the jeans
You're saying you gotta wear it up
which does make sense right? You understand? You gotta be more aware of that. At least that makes sense, you're right.
No, I've seen dual wielding.
What?! I'm not, come on Ethan. I want to die with you over there. What?
Tell me I'm not going to die.
Did you eat today?
Why didn't you ask me about it today?
You don't care about me? No, just talk about yourself.
Because he asked and we agreed it was a reality that he would go through.
I kind of like this...
Kind of like this
How much is this though?
Don't say.
This is a nice shirt, bro. Good quality.
It's good quality shit. Don to say the price. There's no price.
I don't want to see it free.
That song, put it on you might be free.
I don't want that that does i like this much more wide I'm a brother. I got police on me.
Yeah, I have these in my...
You would like that
bullshit ass shirt.
Bro you picked up the weakest shirt last night. Jason, let me see.
Bro you picked up the weakest shirt last night.
I said the same shit.
Nah that's it.
This is ass for real?
I'm a pass hard pass. Not gonna lie.
But if you like it... How much is it?
See and then they start spamming jacks bro
See! And then I walk away spending checks for a long time what's the state and i want to know because you got good fashion sense but just me. Ah.
Jason should be shopping at UB for a while. Yeah!
I don't have my camera, it won't work. Yo Jason can I have your phone real quick?
Yeah
My camera is fully broken bro, I'm done
You got to get a new phone?
Huh?
Yeah
They just had assimilated orders
Jason got his monster machine
It copies the silhouette of an
Air Force one, bro.
Come on, all I wear is white shoes now,
bro.
All you're wearing his white shoes on
So this is the people
Yeah, my antenna
Hold on now Yeah, I got a job on the surface. You'd like to get an emergency?
This brand is super expensive.
No no no bro they have hard
well pro leather has hard team
They have good artists
But I think artists should be
I don't know if artist are up in the cup
Oh yeah that's just like $4000
Yeah bro they should be like it's just be
like three thousand ten thousand but they have some like super hard All right.
Are there any kids around here?
Kids?
I don't know.
Why does she smell every time I say something? Am I not cool?
I didn't say a thing.
No Dean Dyson
Nothing I like about you
Someone said Betsy need an inhaler
You sniffing man harder I love you man.
That's that weird super-army mode man.
I want that.
Yo bro, no bullshit you just gave me for 10 years.
Yo this really you.
Oh no, that's REALLY you.
No that's Hayden cause that's his ass. No, but I'm saying
The fact you say that is not a good thing burn look at all different person
Anything people best investment watch out man I'm going to be so fast on that thing.
Watch out Max has crackers.
Oh shit!
Stop, what is the word? Please don't stop.
Please don't stop.
It's all you are, body of your for today because you got a sense of humor Please don't ma, please just show.
So are you our bodyguard for today? Cause we got a slice of you in here boy. I'm just making sure nothing's happening right now.
No, I appreciate that bro, that's rare.
I gotta find point of God. no one is after you dog
dog
it's a backpack with hands bro
this shit is horrible No. This is...
Horrible!
Are you kidding me?
How would it look like that?
Genius! oh it looks like that. I'm not gonna mess with these. Wanna see Jason?
You look ready to strike niggas out and shit, that's why you...
I look like a Tron character.
Nah, I'm not gonna lie.
These glasses definitely suit Jason though.
My dad said he'd be here in five minutes.
Okay perfect. Okay, perfect.
Oh he saw that one coming on him. Oh, he's not out. No, no.
That's some cool shit. oh It's not soothing, but... it's a small one is that survival? nah, its too small
not a big head
small
you got the blue here is uh
come on bro bro he said coven you can't breathe
he had to go where are you getting away from me
no no not because now you feel weird he said he got covered and he put that meat back up.
This is mine.
Yeah I've got the other one on.
Alright dog. Yeah, I got that. All right now this is not going to put my head in the club on with me.
That's that he'll be here in five?
I don't know if i'll get to do this What kind of sign is that? See, I don't know.
Yeah like can't have a 1 at the same time.
I never seen it where there's 3 coming out your bottom.
Not gonna lie, gotta see it right still. Fuck!
I'm a terrible serial killer.
Oh, this is just bad enough. um This shit looks stupid. But this one... Watch how I bite it,
like a little toy.
And then could I see you
right there? Uh... Right there.
Damn, this is big as fuck. Can I see that one in the front?
Yeah.
Bro, um... bro um who are you telling bro
it's my chance I'm just fucking D.D. died. Did you hear that? Did he die?
There's more chance, man.
They're spamming it? What?!
Just send yours.
Oh, then they're trolling.
Why haven't we figured out what?
Bro, it does matter! If diddy died, and they're strong. Why are you freaking out? What? I mean,
bro,
it does matter.
If Diddy died,
that's monumental,
bro.
I don't see anything about Diddy dying.
That's my whole job
is to make Diddy die.
Hey,
Diddy. rest in peace Let me see.
We got a party like a sketchy thing. Max, I don't know.
We had a party like a sketchy thing.
That's what I saw.
I did it. What about it though? You gotta party with Sketch. That's what I saw.
I did it, what about it though bro?
Someone said Max...
Someone said Max what? Someone said Max arm hair looked like Bruce Wayne.
Wait is that T-Roy? Yup here I'm a negative. Just so you getting that store open?
Just so you know, stores are going to post this.
Jesus Christ!
I'm waiting for it.
I have some.
You're not gonna get enough class because of food and breakfast. Gotta get some for Japan. I don't know. I'm not going to do that, people. You're blocking my view.
No.
You get some of this.
Get it off your neck, Mike.
Come on.
Do you want to try this for real?
Did you actually lick your spit?
Come on.
You got a little bit of the same thing.
You can have it.
You can have it.
You can have it. You can have it. You can have it. come on you pop this girl you actually lick your seat all right
hold on
hold on hold on i almost got it i'm not i'm not almost I bought it bro. I was just pinching your neck.
They got all the birthstones in there, but it's six
panes.
Hold on, why don't you prove your point?
That's odd.
What do you got?
I'm not doing that, but
I can't...
... What do you mean?
Oh, here you go. That goes with that How much are these? Do you know?
Like they come together, right?
They're just different.
They aren't together, they separate. yeah I keep telling him it's a minstrel the woman's room i keep telling them this is a minster yes it's the
language barrier Shit, shit.
It's probably be a choker on it. Yup.
Knew it.
That shit is just mouthful.
Oh shit! What's that? that's it is this small
damn you got the akimbos?
Are you gonna get anything?
What are you looking for? Hold this thing and then I'll start.
You're holding it now.
Okay, excellent.
I need a basketball shoe and a pair of shoes.
You're not going to get a basketball shoe here.
See, this is more like my body.
Oh never mind that says so sparse there.
I think that's a...
I don't know bro.
What do you guys have I don't know. Those are clean, and these are insane.
There's just a lot going on here.
You gotta have number, okay? Call him T.
What do you think of that seat?
Did it fit in?
I don't know bro. Everything here, each individual piece here is like two bands.
You might be able to find one of these.
That's a big one.
Ooh! Oh, my God. What's going on with you? Oh!
Where did that come from?
Tie it up, you should tie it on. It could be smooth.
Oh my god.
This actually is your body.
Wait, wait, wait.
Do you wrap this around your waist right?
What the fuck!
That's offensive What the fuck? What kind of water is that? A sensor.
You've never seen a sensor big, buddy?
Yo! Why are you in your
travel rose?
Where did you get that from?
Y'all fuck with it guys.
Y'all fuck with it.
What would you wear underneath it just like a beater? I don't know there's a lot of holes how do you
wear it though like how do you wrap it there's all these strings coming off
there's like tentacles coming off of this thing.
You could pull it off, though.
That's your personal? I'm gonna sit to the side, bro.
Might go tie it on.
True! He right though. He right. He's right.
Looks like this has got to look mad hard for him.
I mean that shit, no I think Leezy did it.
He fired with my head out and shit.
Are Allen's jigs not have alice's jeans on bro
are alan's jeans like do they look just like razor jeans or no yeah i can't remember what his didn't look like which i know exactly what I'm talking about.
That's new for sure. No, no they- this looks- this is a free thing.
This is like straight...
That's like... I'll see you later! This is like, it's a straight... You gotta be...
It's got to be freezing though. Bust this out.
How much do you think they're gonna buy?
Broke for two exactly. how much do you think they did run a fight that's not that bad holy
y'all like this coat?
Nah, this is way too big bro. is like a snuggy oh my god
you gotta be nice no i got to be like seven foot to where you see where graphics in this time really wow um I don't know his four, you know.
His four bands are still bands behind him that's no problem.
I don't look at lifestyle or anything around here.
He sees the white t-shirt.
This isn't a plain white T, it's clean but I'm just saying like...
How much for you?
It's clean though bro. I like the material.
Alright, man. I'm gonna get changed right now.
Take your time, my horse.
You shop and I'm watching. I'm a window shopper.
Are you getting anything?
No, no!
What's next door?
Two bags for Vincent's T-shirt. Wait what's next door? Two bags for a vintage t-shirt.
Wait, what's this shirt then?
That's some down pipes.
That's a stage 2 tune like...
That's half of rent!
My ECU can get out Thank you.
Excuse me, sir? It's too hot in here. Hello? I think so. 200. Okay, now we're moving to the matchup. 3,500?
Okay, y'all spend a little power on it.
This is an every nice team.
It looks like
it's in really good condition
but that's a month rent, like a really nice place.
Aw fuck it is! No. Aw, fuck with this.
The movie's a piece of shit.
You know that movie comes out this weekend?
Oh we gotta see it but you guys are gonna-
That smells delicious.
I swear his cologne! this is there's people taking pictures of my mouth I think. There was like a vehicle in there. What are you doing?
Like not... There's people
thinking they should
run outside.
Where?
It was a car.
Say you swore.
I swore.
Oh no,
they don't have a spot
we gotta go.
This is being real fast.
Made it hot for no reason.
I wish that we're here this weekend
because the Deadpool movie comes out
and the movies are going to be so fire
I wouldn't be on TV.
You're going to get some buckets.
Oh, this starts cold.
It's just too bad.
People are saying he is in the league.
What? That dude isn't there yet.
Is he?
Watch him. He was a monstrous... what do you have on soccer player.
What team does he work for? Um, Inter Milan
France
I knew that watch was great or something like that.
Yeah, these boots-bombs thing would be making him weird.
There was a whole ass paparazzi car outside following him when he came in.
That's probably for me.
For us?
I think that's part of the reason we're done.
That might be missing off the side of the chair.
No, it's not!
I don't know if they can to see if it was on.
When they're saying he's wearing the same outfit on Instagram...
That exact same outfit on Instagram, I had exact same outfit.
So I go up to him
so I ask for a picture
What was his name?
President? Jesus Christ What's his name? What is his name?
Marcus. He plays WAP. Yo, I think one of your fans are outside
doing...getting started right now
Alright We're getting sturdy, man. Oh my god someone is in the car.
He's got a ski on him too
oh no he made it i'm not making a cop hey what's up my boy Making it hot.
What's up my boy?
Don't associate with no-one.
What are you on?
For DreamCon?
Making it hot. Wait for a DreamCon? Make it a hop.
Wait for DreamCon, though?
We're making a hop in the Holy Spirit.
What are you supposed to do with this here? Is that a bag?
Is it like a bag?
Well, what is that? It's 900 bucks.
Wait... wait Yeah, we're not stalking a random dude in the store. I get it he's a soccer player but that doesn't mean we should disturb the peace of a celebrity.
There's paparazzi outside. He came in here to escape reality.
We need to be good people. Not everything is worth the cliff, but we have nothing like it.
Let's go check up on Max.
He's in a changing room.
Oh no he's right there.
I'm gonna take him out of his unit. oh no I'm not gonna lie. Yo, what you think about these?
That's like some
ignorance that you can only wear
like...I don't know
Careful they might be tuning in.
That's not my job.
I got this for you.
This is one of the ones.
Oh that's a fire. I'm not prepared at all.
You're going to run it?
When you can't do the two of them together
you just sit in one position and run it.
How are we going to cover it? Maybe you just sit in one position.
What do you think about this?
You want to try it on? right I don't want to see me, so...
They're stuck with us because they are changing.
So you gotta get stuck with us
really nice to be honest
why do they call me little
go into the changing room with him?
Should we flip the camera over to change in room and just be like, it's good? Come on.. I don't know what it is.
We get pictures and...
What if he wants a picture with me? He's smiling at me.
He showed me in his comment, you're not naked.
Hold on, you look like a bad b****.
You say I'm one of the habits?
Yeah... yeah I'm going to sign it here.
I need to sit down. They don't want to see me. They're tired of seeing you.
I'm getting double fisted by two cameras
No
Obviously you have pants on with it and some food.
Shit! That is gonna get fucked up in a while. shit
I just know
they're fucked up
and wrong
you think so
he personally
is this what
it's supposed to
come
yeah
I mean I like the way it fits and it's not it's not too crazy
i would just need to obviously put like pants on and some shoes I don't know what it is.
They remind me of the champion shirts that say Champion, champion, champion, champion
Oh! the champion brand
Oh, no, that's just what I get to miss Jeff saying Listen they're saying forever 21 out of it shit l l l you know chat you can't listen to the channel i mean this one is saying
it's not it's that i mean i don't know i will i don't have a fit on with it, so it looks...
Because I have all these
slides and everything.
I would just wear like some Maggie G's and like Forces or
Some Ones, or something. I don't know
I like it but I'm gonna put it up
Oh my god I'm gonna get it. I didn't finish getting yours. I didn't finish getting your purse.
This is man's purple car, yo!
I swear to the Lord.
It's a bird bro.
I got one too. bro 0-0 Almighty says Ron Fitt is making me mad for seven beats. This one better.
They're both pretty much the same thing.
It depends on the buzz you have in mind. I mean they're both pretty much the same thing.
Oh no, this is slow. I like-I like the left one though.
Yeah, the left one?
I like the left one.
Old Kansas scored a play petty like this I'm just making sure nothing's happening that's all we hey we securing a spot down bruh um I'm not going to do that. You're a half-baked, half-dark man. Just sit in there.
All right, we'll see you tomorrow.
Not today.
Hmm?
Why didn't you tell us what was the date of it?
I thought it was going to be tomorrow or... Yeah, I don't know. Maybe the weekend. okay is I don't know. um I'm gonna go get Doug and his size.
Please follow Max, he's nearly time for our show.
Yeah yeah let's have Pepsi go into the changing room.
What do y'all think about it? That thing is nice and hard. I like these. I need, I need these more than anything honestly.
They're like the one size suit.
What you think Beck?
I'm gonna go with this one. the one size suit. What do you think, Beck?
It's fine. I don't think I'm gonna get that T
I'd rather have T over the teeth
You think I had it?
Yeah, those like my nails that
i mean I mean... How about Master D's?
Chad likes those.
I like them too.
Obviously, I have on a bigger...
This is kind of like a compression shirt and i'm not wearing face
slides with it with it either wait these these are kind of cold I want to get like a nice, a nice tea that fits like...
This is just insane.
I don't know, you gotta have it different to be able to pull that off
Can I put the pants up?
Imma get the pants Woah Whoa.
Whoa, hang on here.
Should I get in my fucking bag?
That shit is crazy. fucking bag
Like what is the occasion where you would bring this out? This is hard bro.
I mean, I don't think
I'm going to put this on
Try it on
I don't think I can pull that off but you might be able to.
Yo, I'm having a crazy momentin, like I've shown you guys.
I don't know where he just went.
What have you grabbed so far?
Like really just droll weed bro but then I didn't know...
Bro they got a lot of cigarettes.
I didn't know there was some in lot of sugar. I didn't know it was
Other kids who put in the room You You didn't even fuck with the capital shit?
I have a pair of capitol jeans that I wore once for an IG flick at a temple, Indian Temple.
And I never wore that shit again because they were too tight!
All their stuff is too tight on me and fit weird because of it, you know?
My mom's hair is too tight too.
I got it in Japan.
Hey do you have any more games that are really like this they might go bigger over time Yeah. You good here?
Yeah, had some shame shit.
What are the fuck in the- what is this, Cookie Monster? Oh we already did it.
Really?
Yeah give it up.
I wasn't here!
I didn't even know!
That's a cookie monster fish!
And some Halloween shit
Are these OD?
What about these?
32, 34 maybe somewhere around there
Here it says four in case somewhere around there i'm a shy one I'm just going to go you can see it.
Some weird shit as well.
Hey, the TP go back to the brother he provides more clicks so when people click on his stream they see magic and views go up When they see me they go down
Are we gonna change that? go up when they see me they go down so Let me roll this for two seconds. He's pulling it off, I'm not gonna lie!
Can you pulling it?
It looks like a snit mirror
Type of shit
He was pulling it off. I'm surprised. That shit looks crazy. okay um I'm ready.
Why don't you use the towel to make it easier um I'm talking to you.. in the No, sorry. second come on You think this is good though?
It's like a size medium almost large.
Would it shrink, is there a size up? I can't tell.
It's gonna shrink, right?
What do you think of that?
It's a con law fit.
Con law fit?
Are you speaking to me through TikTok comments now?
Child no.
I'm not mad at it!
I'm not mad at it!
What are they saying though? Am I getting cursed? I'm not mad at it. I'm not mad at it.
What are they saying though?
They're saying, LaCom said...
Guys this is the party pants I was talking about but they too tight in the ass!
But y'all twinning.
Those ones, these are the ones that are tight? Oh, oh other ones are bigger size. winning i can't look look bro All right. Back to field, weird. They're not lying. Yeah, this is better for sure. I like this one. I would grab this. Yeah, I like this. I like this. You have the same one too in black?
Yeah, same size as this one.
Oh it's a smaller?
What is this?
It's white and blue.
It looks like you're wearing a t-shirt. smaller yeah what's this They hear you, gang.
Hey, I like this you think it's sick i throw some forces on
i might have something here i might ask somebody the best
i'm gonna try those black bands on though. I got a black one that size.
Oh, bet.
I'll try this one too.
Alright Chad let me know if i get the black one or the white one. I put this on backwards.
I like the pants.
I don't know if i like them or not, but they're pretty good. Those pants are fine. I like the pants.
I don't know if I like the black tee or the white tee,
but I think the white tee looks better with...
With those pants? Yeah.
That's certainly nice though.
It sure is. Would it be weird if I got...
Does this and Buzz get tighter when they're sexy?
I feel like D's a street.
But I can't tell them.
It does get tighter right? The first ones you came out with looked the best.
Those are on my butt?
What about that one?
I didn't even think about it bro! was I'm just trying to work. But I don't have any change on me. Like, you know what?
I told you that I needed it.
I need it.
And now I'm.
That's the thing.
The only thing I thought was like,
everyone has to be easy to get at this point in time
is they're going to figure out how to do something new so
he's changing over there, chap.
They're changing. Are they changing?
Yeah. You guys have anything?
Can I hold it for one second?
They're changing so you guys are stuck with me. Please don't be mean, bro. I'm having a rough day
We just waiting
I dunno if I should go up to Marcus and be like
I'M SUCH A BIG FAN! SOOOOOO to Marcus. He'd be like, I'm such a big fan!
He might knock me out. Or he had a Richard Mille on his pink
Let me google that
Why do you all this one on 350 000
on the list He has this one on. DL-5
God damn
The security is going to be in this car You know, the security.
This hand dog?
He has five security.
Obviously he trolled me. Whatever it was I'm gonna about? Obviously trolling. Whatever.
I was going to chalk the whole hand up.
Whatever she's saying.
Wait, what's a base contract for soccer?
Right, they began paying fan fees. I know right. base contract for soccer. Oh no, I like those pants!
Now I'm getting the pants but
do you think the shirts are long?
Looks fine with those pants too.
You really like a dog?
I would just have to hear some action.
Can we please get food?
Jason's drinking. I'm like you too.
Jason's drool
I actually really like those pants
Can i go on my own mission.
That's like the third came out soon C-map that......he always drives around.
And they move in D-way.
Ah! Absolutely not! can they move from here I don't know why you're doing that. So after this, where are we going?
I wish I stayed home.
I can't afford this shit.
We need to go to Ross or something right now for me.
Don't fucking lie now.
I like shit like this but we're really bad at it.
I just feel like we about to go to Japan bro.
We're living better than Japan is like,
not even a week.
Literally a week.
I was at the store and my bread for Japan
was about noodles?
Bro, Japan got needles.
What's that?
Needles is like a brand. It's a brand.
I'm gonna tap it right there.
My gift ran out.
I think I got maybe two bites of it.
It's not good. I think I got like maybe two lights on.
This is good?
This is good.
Autogenic?
Wait, what are you thinking about this? Tell me how it smells y'all.
I like chat smell. Yeah, chat smell smell.
That's strong.
You can smell from here?
It smells good. How many times have you been there? from here?
I just sprayed it on my wrist.
Yeah, Chad said it's fire
should i just do one for one what's that what's that It's like a robot.
These are new, actually.
I didn't see these!
For real? It's kind kinda smells elegant right now
What do you mean?
That shit smells sophisticated
Which one do you like, this one or that one?
That was fine.
This one?
Yeah, that one's less strong.
I'm gonna buy a Date 101...
Chas said that one.
He said mmm smell good.
I think we out.
What did you got?
I got the blue pants and then that white tee
This shit is crazy though here jason always Yeah. Is that a problem?
Yeah, what about you?
Where'd you go with it?
Are you guys What happened? Fuck.
Do y'all probably have a daughter in in? Like why does my shit stink?
Look at these glasses. Imagine you headbutt someone with these on
Oh yeah, you taking some time
Imagine you headbutt someone with this shit?
That's called drip.
It's a program.
Is it?
Drip though?
Sounds like how the silver would differently.
No that's not. I'd have to word it by itself because it's looking for me.
Yeah, yeah, I'm not committing this sin.
In there?
No.
Okay.
I don't know what the hell... I'm going to get him. You ready? Yeah, sure.
Dude, that's his. This might be you.
That's Jason.
Jason?
What are you talking about?
Really? I missed this bit too?
Can i see him? Can i see him on?
No he asked why did i say that. Why'd they pay that?
Because his contacts were used for that one. It's... Why did they say that?
Oh, because it's yellow?
Because of the frames? Wait makes a lot more sense.
Wait, you're moving them though!
Oh... They look good.
Yo this is a chain for your whatchacallit bro.
It's a wallet chain or pocket chain? Yeah.
No wonder. That makes a lot more sense.
He was wearing that shit on his neck.
Damn...
It would look good with That one I'm gonna go with some jeans, low key.
Or you could attach it to like a...
Damn!
Fucking idiot no one said it, though.
Bro could've volunteered on a gala or something.
Look at the small ones going down there. What? That's hard.
Cause this ain't wrong no more. No, but look.
I got one in store I'm so stupid. Little bit. Like that one is shorter, I might as well get the
shorter one. Nah, that's too short.
No bro.
That one? Yeah.
Let me see. It was literally the same. Let me see how much it is. I'm not paying more than $500 for that, and even Dan Neff will keep pushing it. So let's see. How much is this?
A gallon? Yeah, a gallon.
Everything else? I got everything else.
Daddy's...
For just the chain? fill your chain with.
Just a chain right?
You can say it's like an account or something.
Could you read out loud for both?
Or yeah put that over there.
Crazy! um Let's have a look in that hallway.
Skip, you gotta go. He does gotta go.
You're always doing too much.
One case,
that's Max's mom
No way XQC is our son.
Is that real?
I love the bricks.
No, I don't see why it is.
I think he actually knows where to go.
Is there anything walkable here? Yes, but why so close?
Everything goes at 7.
I'm also force those because I have a lot of cash.
Anybody know? Tell Modine to buy something I'm just gonna back to my first one.
The last ones were 7-8, GG's there.
Original, original. We're a little funny, Mark.
You got an old squad in here.
What do you want us to do?
No! uh I don't know. I don't watch football.
Like, did they win the Euros?
How could they make that? You didn't know when it was
It's over
I wanna paint him. I want a picture with Yamal server here Ready?
Yeah.
How much was it?
Huh?
How much was it?
No, let me hear you say it for the stream! Alright, let me get an over on your feet.
Over $4,872.
My bad, my bad.
Ummm... um over and over I don't know what we got, we're gonna be in the car.
So where do you go? What's your gap?
Like 4 pieces of jewelry.
5, 6 shirts slash pants. Over seven, over seven.
Careful young one.
Careful.
Oh you don't you know Stumble?
Stumble?
Nice name is Stumbledale.
Stable? Who the fuck is stable?
London.
What?!
You wear black boy shorts?
Hold on
What do i throw up
Like so when i Where is Pistar at I'm not going to keep mine. Really? Look at it, do you want me to look at it?
Like so when I...
It's the YouTube studio.
Huh?
Where is Fistar at?
You know where Fistar is?
Fistar.
Oh my God.
I ain't keeping nothing less than this.
So are you just making bread out of me and you don't know shit about me?
No, I'm always...
You can check my... Okay, I believe that one. We're making a spot high on your channel. You don't know shit about that.
We're making the spot hot. Do you know The Weenie?
Yes sir, The Weenie!
I'll take the picture.
I want you in there.
My man!
Put it up, Put it up.
Put it up.
Hold on.
Isaac!
We coming.
Yeah, Isaac looks sharp man.
Over at three he comes.
Oh you don't know him! I got you a drink.
I wanna come up to see if there's either like 9 or 8 hundred dollars in the bank.
Sorry about that.
I'll be right back.
I don't know what you're talking about.
I'm not even sure how much money this is.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 2020, excuse me, 2023.
I don't know sir! Man, I'm gonna wear those.
Appreciate that man, we just saw about half of it too high. Oh, I know,, man. Yo, man, that shirt is fire.
Oh, I know, I know.
Yo, that shirt is...
Yo, God, look at his serve.
You know what's telling those?
Fuck!
Where?
Damn!
Yo, who has my chiasa?
No I didn't.
Stop it! I like how it has that big entertainment. Stumble, you know stumble?
No its stable bro
Yo i like the guitar touch
Oh yeah i make music
I make metal but also like I make music. You might need it. What's up?
Thank you, Sean.
I make metal but also like...
I make like all my new songs that are released and some of the rap in this damn shit.
Okay, fire bro!
Yeah yeah yeah.
Could you freestyle right now?
Can you freestyle right now?
I don't, no.
You got a label, a five star label
Yeah let's hear it Astin!
This is dedicated to X thank you oh AHHHHH!
Freestyle over this, still freestyle. Okay, okay, okay...
No. Is this a beat like yeah okay so you make beats
yeah okay now that's just dead ass fire though
he hanging on you and he took a pic with him.
He's my brother right here. Keep doing your thing though.
Word, word. Yeah I got like...
Steve gave me a shirt for free and shit.
Is my haircut the same or is it different?
No, no, you don't have to taper but come at night.
I switched it up yesterday.
I told the barber to do the tapering.
Let me look real quick and nice.
First ever tapering.
Where you want to pitch with?
He's gotta see it.
Are we there already?
Yeah, yeah, yeah No, with all of us he said. That's a video though. I'll take it, I'll take it
No no no get in
There you go Nice That's the music, bro. Yeah that's the music.
I'm not the music.
Keep going, keep going.
Yeah.
Keep going.
Keep going.
This kid said it's gone bruh 2017-2024.
Y'all die.
I'm not dying.
I'm just gonna be a little bit more aggressive.
I don't know what to do with this shit.
I'm just gonna be a little bit more aggressive. I'm just gonna be a little bit more aggressive. I'm just gonna be a little bit more aggressive. and gone bruh. 2017, 2024
Y'all die. I'm not gonna lie bro
if you go out that neighborhood
What do you mean by going out?
Just go out the side
We straight We're just going to have to try and get the tape ready. Let's go get them off, let's go out there and pull them back. Just do it right here.
Come on!
In the middle of the fair, throw me a box!
Best driver in the fucking world
nigga! My man Isaac.
Hey, y'all look on the hood back at him?
Huh?
Uh, no, no, I'm taking it.
I want to go through with this.
You didn't want to get sued.
Y'all going to get sued or no?
No, I'm good.
I just hate butts. No, I'm good.
I just ate but if you don't have any food then you know I'm fine and I got a loose
tail in my toe.
Okay, bye.
Alright, we'll watch your move.
Alright bro.
Oh wait, you guys are gonna be at the crib tomorrow?
We're gonna be at the drip town tomorrow. What time?
Hella early.
Oh for really?
Damn!
I'll probably just catch you guys when your back is.
Alright, later boys.
See ya right now now yeah yeah
I'll be seeing y'all in chat. Later bestie
That's it bye ya dad
You got me
Yeah yeah
Time to get out
Everyone time to get out Don get one time in and out.
Don't make me call all these bitches about...
Yo which gear is the one that is ummm
Straight?
What?
The straight one.
Mr Beast, what are you doing?
What do you want to do? Where do you want to go next?
Oh my god, y'all want me to read the Mr. B shit?
Yeah
Over the last few days I've've become aware of the serious allegations of Ava Tyson's
behavior online and am disgusted and opposed to such unacceptable acts. During that time
I have been focused on hiring an independent third party to conduct a thorough investigation
To ensure I have all the facts
That said, I've seen enough online and take immediate action to remove Ava from the company. my channel and any association with Mr. Beast
I do not condone or support any of the inappropriate actions
I will allow the independent investigators
the necessary time to conduct a comprehensive investigation
and will take any further actions based on their findings.
Hey, he's calling me.
Yo?
Uh, yeah.
What?!
Yeah we're leaving early morning. Oh my god for real?
What the fuck?! Why you saying what the fuck like...
Alright let's do it! Wait wait alright bad wait can you send that to me? Are you saying what the fuck like
Let's do it wait. Wait, all right bad weight cuz you say that That Thank you bro!
Alright bet, bet bet bet. Yo guys what could that be?
Oh he's standing for his 500k gift I thought he said he got a 500k...
OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! said he got a 500k hold on hold on oh my god You gotta get out like me You gotta get out like this
You gotta get out like me
I'm bringing you the bits in my
I'm taking your weight, alright
I'm picking things up inside of you
My eyes are open behind They can't even be blind my eyes I'm a son of a......a human who's probably higher up than my fucking father in the body.
If you're gonna be a father, we gotta have a mother here for our body.
Let's go!
Motherfucker!
Motherfuckin' your body!
Motherfucking your body! oh is I want all the people in town We're like, she's my homegirl She's my homegirl
Care about time?
Get a refurb Look at this fucker your refer
put them in the cup I'm gonna run it off You're like the road trip She back at her house
She put my brain on this track
She got me on a washboard
I still write dirty notes, off-base
Every day is awesome Top 8 for their options house All the time we been callin' on her Biggest bitch come poppin over
Girls in media has a beast
I need to roll over
You can have your fun when you're with big Taffy
She's like hot soda, she makes no know how to grow up
I got an OG since all of was younger All my friends, they been open to call
Put em in the time drop
I go crazy
I can't see ya
I make out proper
I've been through six weeks
This is where that real estate
I don't bust your jungle
They want you to rock the street I'm sick of hearts smaller I'm tired is This hot bitch is a court shop
I'm gonna push New York in
She still tryna find me on drugs 24 and a half nights I'm 24 when I hang out. i have to find a new seat We're still like ten minutes away and you can't even fucking see anything.
Damn boy I'm on Twitter!
Chris!
Hold on, unknowingly... Oh no, I know Isaac was on SoundCloud for that one. He snapped.
Isaac!
Alright, bet.
Here we go.
It's the end of the world.
We're going to get this thing out of here.
We got a lot of stuff in there. We have a bunch of shit to do. We've been doing it for hours and hours. All right, good. There we go.
If you're a little awesome...
Hold on!
You are so beautiful um I just want to say this honestly, see ya.
You're making it hard for me. See ya!
How do I see you?
I'm like a car driving on a light that's gonna hit me and I'm not hearing a word. There we go. It's all right. his own life one I know, but that's what it told me.
See ya!
Sticking to Dead Eye. See ya! is see I'm gonna go to sleep. on the street where max barely has three times on his own stream we are in
the car and ken was on jason because we are
sharing this tree is Now I gotta hold it. Beans on me! Hey! Hey! Where's your word?
What is that?
Pizza.
What did you say?
You started out smart, but now you're a little too slow.
I don't have the time to talk about it.
That's just because you're on my nerves. No! That part is annoying.
Dude! Oh wow The door with the black shades of green.
Oh wow! I'm going to go in there. oh this party's a little dead Oh, cuz we not tryna leave the house.
Hell yeah!
I don't be paying for SunCloud either, I ain't going.
That weak ass app?
I just go there for leaks.
They definitely slept the say that N-word off stream yet bro, he said it without
permission to do it.
Real shit, just keeping them booked. up That's fire.
So MrBeast got ties with, what's it called? two guys on my side I got all my friends out there.
Sometimes I fantasize about Max coming home drunk and beating me until I feel numb.
He kicks me in the ribs until I can hardly breathe Then he starts to cry and apologize
Begging me to forgive him
He holds me all night as I jump
They crying their shirt
They said what the fuck is this?
I might hear about it.
Kevin's low because we're about to be at the destination for five minutes. um Huh? I'm not talking about you, Paul.
I'm talking about you.
No way Aiden Ross is hosting me!
Told you to turn off the radio.
10 minutes chat quick man like even when we get out Oh my god.
Oh my god. Oh my god! Oh my god!
Isaac, you snapped!
Let's go!
Everybody rise up!
Stand up! Stand up! It's that time!
Get out!
We got Portugal
we got Mexico, France
England, Brazil Belgium, Qatar
Germany, Turkey
USA, Iran
Canada, Argentina
Australia, Croatia
Switzerland, Ghana Japan I'm a protean switchin' the guy to Japan
You're a gamer, rollin' on Saudi Arabia
Eggie door wheels
Puzzle room Fonzia
Kimberl room Serbia
Nethereal and Cinnabar Give a world Serbia, Let's play football! Netter and Senegal Yeah
Costa Rica
Let's play football
Let's play football
World Cup
World Cup
World Cup World Cup World Cup Woke up, woke up, woke up
Woke up, woke up
Woke up, woke up
Woke up, it's time to play World Cup World Cup
It's gonna be fun
World Cup
It's gonna be fun
World Cup
World Cup World Cup oh I'm a man, let's get right to the point School never comes with a mic
Let's go we come with the rhyme
And I'll leave you in common
When they try to rule
We chill with the fuck
We back to A
Come back to the world culture
Fight until we die
We up up in the field
We finna hit till we die Kick shit til' we die We on the band We're coming at you Probably nobody else
And I'm a jazz
I've been going for
What do y'all demand
You gotta know
That's why my family
You got my way
In this band
Like to play
We're not up in the Where we get it like Patrick Lee up in his man We up and toping the band
I see you thumping the wind
Well now he bout' to win
So we, so we, so we, so we
World Cup!
World Cup!
World Cup!
World Cup! World Cup! Welcome, welcome, welcome
It's time to play football
Welcome, it's time to play football
Welcome, welcome Welcome! Welcome!
Welcome!
Welcome! Thanks for watching!.. You gave the wrong address room?
No, I didn't even give the address.
Shut up.
All right, you ready?
I'm sorry. All right, ready? Let's go. Tight......... You You
You
You
You
You
You You Holy Crap! Are we sleeping in here for a while? Yeah, well, it's okay.
Thanks!
Here is the $1.00!
Here is your $2.00!
Thank you!
Thank you!
Thank you!
Thank you!
Thank you!
Thank you!
Thank you!
Thank you! Thank you! Nah, it's a different time. Bates!
Does my face look crazy? Nah, you ain't good.
I wasn't deep taking out two days ago.
What are you eating like straight yogurt?
Ice cream with mac and cheese and shit.
Yeah. back and cheese and shit. Mmm, mmm, mmm. That chicken you called mine?
Yeah.
I'll be happy for it.
What's this?
Watch some chrome.
Let's see it no fucking way.
Is that a belt? Hold on. Let's see it. No fucking way. Let's see it.
Is this a belt?
Hold on, let's see it now.
Hold on.
You look like Jordan.
He might have snapped.
That's just a little shot of the tongue.
It's a belt?
Yeah.
I've seen you wear that diesel belt. This is like the um...
Is it a belt where you can switch off the belt so you can actually have two belt buckles?
This is nice bro!
This my first phone piece.
I got your two love bottles too
I love you bro
It's hard right
it's smaller than the average ones like more dainty and like the
strap that definitely suits an asian for talking about located does
i've got to take this out Can you sneeze us out?
Yes sir!
Nice bro, thank you bro. No you can't eat it. Thank you. I'm just gonna, our list came up right now. Hold on.
What was that?
No, your phone.
He said, Pierce is like, why did Ron bring him out to get the last comment?
I thought he's gotten the hardest-
Nah!
I don't think Pierce said that though.
Are these kids fucking serious?
They didn't even talk or anything. Yeah, they didn't even talk. I'm fucking serious.
What are you doing's World Cup.
World Cup!
Vince, you going to wear a belt
to a basketball game?
No, the pregame. about what happened no pretty pretty pretty
time off
you know
well i don't
it's haha You're smaller than my body.
No way!
This is like the classic buckle. Man, it's a model. I did a classic one and then some fucking weird shit.
Man, Simone!
Which bucket do y'all like more?
This is hard.
So hard.
This is pretty good.
I like that one too.
I like this one a lot.
I like this one better. I like this one a lot. I like this one better.
They're both good.
It says your house is in the museum.
It's in the House of Life?
The Museum.
Why do you say it like that?
Museum, Museum.
You want to see the blue caves?
oh my god, Chris, no
let's go see a blue cave
come on get up
I'm trying to move my chair
I wanna see a blue cave I'm on my tail. Listen!
This is a real new game right here bro. This is Goon's room?
That's what Sketch was saying, bro.
This is the real Goon game, bro.
Sketch is...
This is the real Goon game. Well, let's make it official. Let me get in bed with you.
That was a bad clip.
Let's go see the clue. Holy damn Holy...
Bam!
You were looking like a hot dog. Holy cave.
I just feel the energy go like
That chrome dog right there is crazy. Oh fuck you got a little bag in there, Chris? Damn bro.
Why aren't none of our rooms just cool?
My room looks
very empty.
Get this Maddie boy in here.
Maddie Boy piece, my fucking boy. It was just a thing with the whole batty boy piece.
You're not fucking bullied.
Can I ask you a genuine question?
My parents can't get it with them in the camera.
How much do you think this room
is worth? I don't know, I've collected all this shit
over the years. I got a hundred bands
at Loki, a lot of this shit's unboxed
and I have all the OG
off-white, the whole off-white the whole off weight uh nike collection
all on ice i have except for the chicago ones
deep fucking six pretty well in the draft but i don don't know, not a lot of this shit is good
it's like just random one-off shit
like this random...
This random bait PUBG
fuckin'...
What's in it? What's in it?
I got a bunch of shit like this
random loot boxes
kinda cool though, this thing.
I haven't seen it in a while so I'll bust it out.
And just collect it over the edge and figure that I'm in here for fucking...
I don't take any of this stuff. What am I doing with all this? I've been here for fucking... I'm taking a shower.
Dude, just leave it on!
Oh that's the can!
So like where do you get shit like that?
Out here.
Damn bro. you get so like that out of there I think probably just send me this shit or base damn bro they say not that's it in Japan
niggas been there oh my god at all times
who were stealing.
That nigga got me fucked up.
You know what I do that idea too?
Do that 3v3 clash of the clan type shit where me and Rage can be captains
this is Naxx the right wing
This is
crazy
Where did you get this?
What is this? here? That's Drop. That's my boy, Drop. He did the sand-
Oh he did a bracelet too, right?
That blue eyes white dragon rug that I have downstairs
He did that shit too
That was cool bro
All the OG gamer picture posters on my shit.
Banks, you need to tell us! We know you love Chrome Hearts. You give everyone Chrome Hearts.
You got chrome on your body, he's got chrome on his body...
What's your most expensive piece?
That's a good question.
We gotta see.
I'll let you know.
That dog has got to be worth it.
You're doing great though.
For every store they've got So for every store they got,
for every store they got,
they got a story in LA, Tokyo, Paris, Vegas.
They did all these pairs to celebrate the new Vegas stores.
The New Vegas store, the New Vegas location with that one you guys went to?
Yeah.
And they did 10 pairs of pants for each city and kind of personally appreciated them, the people they felt should have them.
I bugged them for these because you already know LA is my city.
They only made ten pairs of these for each city, and this LA pair is pretty special.
And now I know if I-
Over 100.
I retailed them. They don't do that.
So let's just say you are... If I wanted to flip these tomorrow to some fucking crazy chrome freak
I could probably get a 2034 on it. Damn!
That's an 05 Honda for real!
Those are fire though. This is cool, I like this clock
The back pack's pretty cool
These are dope too these logs That backpack's pretty cool.
These are dope too, these dogs are crazy.
And I love these.
They could be iconic sketching.
How many girls have you clicked in this bed?
You're gonna get accused, they just told me to ask that.
I don't know if she's-
That's a good ass question!
I'm about to ask you how many nuts have you gotten off of this bed but... Hypothetically. If you were hypothetically saying nuts
and you are hypothetically saying Melissa bought me this
mattress for Valentine's Day
yeah here's the oh that was your crush growing up?
Yeah it is.
Oh now I got to hear!
Me and her have had...
What a-
Fabulous, I have nothing more respect for you.
No she caught this
mattress for me.
We were on some
Airbnb bullshit
before this.
She got this
for me on Valentine's Day
or something like that
I can't remember.
Damn.
Like do you want
a cat in it
or something?
What the...
It's actually a nice mattress.
The Gordon laptop!
Damn bro. This is tough.
I'll see the Lube.
Oh you a gooner. I don't jerk off with lotion. I never have. Me neither!
I don't do that shit.
That's exclusively just to...
See, and then nothing about it.
Who's the mother of this shit?
You heard him?
He said she was a mother of this shit.
She was a mother of this shit.
Yeah.
And you know what?
I'm not saying that she wasn't a mother of this shit.
I mean, like, I think he was a mother of this shit. I don't even know if he was a father or a son. I don't know. exclusively just to see and that doesn't mean you gotta go to sleep
I don't even like
shampoo, i jerk off laying down with my laptop
which is the only way
hold your phones I'm gonna phone him. You gotta ask him to stay in there. I've been trying to kill them.
Show us.
Oh no, he opened his safe.
Oh no!
Don't put this on camera.
Don't put it on the camera, but I gotta see this.
700 million dollars!
This shit's crazy.
I can't show it, right?
No, no, no.
It's crazy.
I've never seen one of these in my life.
Wait... I've never seen one of these in my life. Wait, how much is that?
Take it again.
I don't know watches.
I'm not going to say.
Can we meet on Carious?
Yeah, retail. Wait, we need Ontario's. Yeah, retail. You're saying steal his NFTs. That's what I'm talking about.
They're saying steal his NFTs.
All those are worthless now.
Don McDildo?
Nigga, what?
How many years did it take to collect all this, would you say? I mean i've been in LA. Came to LA with a suitcase
Oh so 7 years ago
So...7 years
I stole that fucking street sign from OGA
The motherfuckers already know
In the chat
You already know how to take that bitch on the way out.
That's my fucking street, fuck the Hype House,
fuck those weirdos, that's me and Ricey shit.
Straight up.
For anyone who doesn't know,
that's the Clow house.
That's a sign.
That's where we all went down. up
that bill
you know i don't want to go This room is fucking crazy. Yo, our belt buckle's a two-belt buckles, one shorts and cheap coat.
You basically got two belts.
Shout out Rice!
Now y'all bids out there you better go.
You snapped!
I was broke but I'm living in the hills now.
Passing the torch.
We got the new rice.
Nah, I wanna eat it.
We got the new...
We got the new uh...
Oh Nikon!
You did not just call me no Yeah, he kind of... The new K-Star!
He kinda look like K-Star. Bro come on and dab me on that!
You kinda look like John Moran.
That's it bro, he sexy as hell. Thank you.
Thank you dude.
You look good as shit.
I'll come get some of this.
Damn, bro!
Come on, come on, come on. yeah
on why
more
more You little single-minded, you're going to stop controlling your new law council here?
I have to get an attempt.
Calm down on the flamboyant terms.
I gotta take that door Taylor
No! We, man.
Can we go in here?
You're getting your face in there.
I'm about to son in the head.
Damn.
That shit's a base! The Throne of Gorilla is fucking... Yeah, that's it. Say thanks!
The show grills, fuck it.
It all measured the fucking up.
Oh shit!
Here you got the keys on them?
We've got a little Cadillac...
Not in my face, I'll eat it.
I feel like a fuck ass man.
Hey open this. Ready? I'm gonna make sure I get it out of here. Fuck, guys!
We're holding this.
Ready?
Damn.
I'm sure broke you guys.
Wait, just so it doesn't show on the dash.
Hold on, keep this even too Max, look at this.
I got the little chrome...
No fucking way!
What's wrong with me?
The detail. I love this one. I gotta see. What's wrong with me?
Come in the car, come in the car.
It smells amazing here.
Fuck, this is dope.
Tobacco! Oh no, they did good on this too.
How hard is that?
Wow! Oh shit! Oh no, they did good on this too. Hard as hell bro!
Oh shit!
We broke his head.
Two weeks on Twitter
well
I
at least No it isn't. Oh, yeah he's looking up.
Oh no!
I like the white one, the white looks so pretty.
The white ones are insane and they roll with the waves going in.
I'll just take a look at mine.
Oh I know what you're talking about yo.
You know how you're talking about yo!
You know how you can download it on your phone?
Yeah we do.
This is pretty...
Where'd Max go?!
I don't even drive, I don't have a license.
Well understand we've got to uh.. Make make sure you're quick-quick just be the carbon dioxide.
They're saying open the garage or you're gonna die!
Nah let it run.
We killed this. Nah, I don't show no shit bro. Nah let it run. Shit bro, I don't give a shit. We should die here.
They killed this.
They crushed it right?
You can even feel it.
Yeah.
Now this place if you want to get your shit done and anybody wants to get their shit done
you could.
Would you get us a deal?
100%.
Because I messaged him and he said no.
Don't be a tomahawk Steve. Did you get us a deal? 100% Cause I messaged him and he said no
Don't be tall dude
No, I'm definitely doing good. You saw the shooting stuff?
Yeah, I like that
Alright well that was my f***ing FTV Cribs tour for you guys.
Thanks!
That was your win for right? I can't breathe. They said you guys were gonna die.
That's what he said.
Oh, bro. I'm not going to lie bro, the sit in the couch is like a
You probably want to throw it at my house
You said what?
Ah!
Yes bro.
Yeah, I'll just work on it.
Come on.
The Uncom Pokemon Sheets is so good.
Yo do y'all see this bro keep the back here i'll look at that real quick
you saw us this is what we was doing I don't even know how you get your hands on a set like this, bro.
He saw us do this when we were doing the Honey Pack pic.
Oh yeah, oh yeah.
What the fuck is this? Can I go in here?
It's good on this side.
Huh, what?
What the fuck is that? How do you them all up behind you son of a bitch.
Damn, you're crazy.
Oh my god!
It's a golden AK.
But I wanted it too.
Is this chocolate?
What the f***!
Don't touch it.
That's heads.
Bro, that painting is fire bro.
The porn ape? God damn!
Oh that's so cool.
Where did you even find this holy
it you don't want it? Oh, that's the fire.
I guess you're taking a little bit too long.
I get these chips too.
Ronnie!
Have you been playing better?
Yeah, I think Ronnie did play very been playing better?
Yeah, I think Ronnie did play good recently right?
He had a good game. That didn't go high with beats! They adopted a car with beets?
Why do I look fucking as tall as you there? It's in your facility? It's in the...
Do I look fucking as tall as you bear bricks?
Can I pick one up?
Sure.
Here, hold it next to me.
That's not as tall as me. Wow, you are doing it.
Short ass nigga!
See if you say that word, it's such a cheat code,
you sound funny. If I say short-ass brother
like that don't sound funny.
Shut the fuck up.
Oh shit.
Alright.
Damn thanks.
These rugs are cool too.
I guess you could say it's a phase rug!
I'll kill myself if you show up and rub me up.
Alright well, we don you. I'm fucking...
Holy fuck!
100 days we gotta go crazy. Congrats.
I just know your fucking pants on the thing and said congrats.
Hit what?
Legit a tank bag?
All of them?
Subscribers?
What was it?
Um, we'll look at that one more time.
Hey, hey, hey!
Hey, hey, hey!
Hey, hey, hey! Hey, hey, hey! Hey, hey, hey! Why do you do that?
That's his signature.
Wait, does it hit when I do it? I'm gonna go get you.
You're such a top-notch dude, you know?
That's funny. But I was cracking up when you were
chatting with me. Watch what he was saying.
Bruh! bruh.
Alright cool.
Alright well, we're gonna go to the other guys.
I was going to come up with a crib and drop that off.
Don't worry about it.
Put those cameras in the bathroom. Alright, here stay hot.
So bye. Bye Pierce.
Love you guys. Bye.......... The So, we're going to drive, drive, drive, move. Drive! Drive! Drive!
What do you need to shut up?
Shut up!
Before I leave I had a blow!
A-a-blow! I don't even have a blow! A blow!
Yo, what do we need our taco for?
Uh...I don't think you need your tacos.
I got my tacos in the for a minute or two.
Interesting...
So you're like a less dead individual human being?
Yeah, I got to eat ice cream for awhile.
We left between 5 and 10.
And why'd you get him removed?
I don't know, he was infected.
Going to In-N-Out?
You got a turn in? I'm not gonna lie bro, I really want a good beer. You want to in and out?
I'm not gonna lie bro, I really wanted a good meal though bro.
Like I really wanna eat something and be like damn I just ate.
In the doubt I go out and be like
damn bro we just got some clips
you feel me?
And its like
Im trying to be like
I ate
and we got some clips
so
Its gonna be my thing
I don't know, whatever.
I go with whatever though, real as well.
Why would an in and out chain together?
But we could throw the the cane. Face.
Yo yo!
What? We're not already dressed.
Fuck it let's do it. Thank you so much. You think we can stream in there?
Boa is the best food bro
We got one more fancy restaurant I'm not trying to yell for a fake Alpha Moda fan, so yes you are.
They said dark house, what the fuck is that?
Where's the art house?
Everyone watch Max now lol he's day 18. what
what i don't know what you just met my boy but what's up
off the jail you gotta turn this up sir.
Yeah this shit hit though and all that stuff And she just themed it like pictures in her face No, no this stuff It's a memory Bitch I'm rockin' Willis, best of feds.
This a memory right here.
Put it down.
We gonna take your beats.
Watch out for the feds, we don't fight you.
I just fight you. I just fight you.
Be still all night baby and i like you.
I stay here for some fish, if you don't like standing turned down.
Who looks?
Yo!
Holy shit!
Do we have to change? Nah, he said we're good.
Oh my god the bass treatment holy fuck!
Hey hey thank you bro.
Now it says bass. I bet!
Bro Aiden did not get fucking shot.
We going straight down? We gonna get good for the fucker. Holy...
We going to get good food, man.
I think it's really close now no? It's 11 minutes.
Oh they can pull up.
What Beck say he got us a private room.
Pause don't treat like that we. We're a mad nigga.
Forgetting food gets your head out of your ass.
Why they're being annoying?
They just saying everybody got shot.
Aiden got shot, Lacey got shot.
You know what they do in my chat where they when they like dancing they do coin flips
but at yours they do they just say people got shot.
Like why?
Because they're born, they just follow trends, trend hoppers, I set trends and the trend
hopper.
Oh, okay.
At least he did get shot because you didn't do anything.
He definitely did get shot, but he's a higher circumference than the rich one I'm gonna fuck him.
You're going to say fuck them so that the people that give you money every single day.
No, the other people.
Who are they?
The other people.
And if we go get up and feel like I can't even lie for the time...
Sir, could you turn this up?
It's a bad girl right here.
Hey, hey, she knows I'm getting raised up
when I'm swarming in my top
with that stick y'all. I'm gonna twerp in a red tongue
with that stick y'all put it on my head
give me all that fucking bad
about to I'm back in the fucking bed. is so I don't know, this is a bad one. Guys you don't know Paul?
I think this song is just pretty good
It's actually so hot pretty good How old is that? 12.
He's 16.
Look at all this A's, main and datum bar.
The one with the big black ass. is We go to see your
Fuck you fuck new fuck news No Fuck no, fuck no. Fuck no, shit no.
Here we go.
That's true, that's true
I'm glad to get home at a I made her mad talk to your homies man go like don't get over it
Which I never, ever, ever chose I was only on the same show
Shit, I stopped haulin', and then turned around
I had a nigga bit of visual help
You were
I was like looking at the rain
Yeah, she smiling at me
Bro, I want to give her my love She's smiling at me while I'm laughing Oh, you're so handsome
11-11! I guess nobody knows now though.
And express! I swear to you, I know your sad times
You can't be a sinner
You're a criminal right I'm a pro at time Is all your neck waxed up on my wrist
Compliment myself
You don't want me, I'll burn you wild
I know that's the kind of love
That's what I'm saying Go run it with everybody She's really good.
Never solve as niggas that right, got 20 minutes
I cried for 20 minutes though
I'm not gonna lie this is not a Sony 5G
on my neck
This shit kinda make me happy bro
Y'all niggas girl I like that girl so much, I wish I never met her.
Yeah, yeah, hot boy.
Big surprises, baby, y'all.
Can't say you all want Hot Megan! Can't say you all want my I'm liking what I'm going around
I'm on my way
I'm stuck in a moment
She said we should be together
Every man so excited
I bear her by the head And she's loving it I never Miss you, but we're on one You know I got it better
But I love that girl too much
I wish I'd never met her
Sick
You know I'm'll keep it going.
He's asking do you guys want food?
Who is this?
Chad.
I got a combo of all around See how fast we flow? Yeah! And I gotta come for a whirl, and I'm gonna
Ha ha
And I gotta come for a whirl And I got a colorful aura, like an ion gas
Imagine that I move like a meeple
I float in the room like Rachel
Alien or not you kinda pictures
Telepathic and watch how we trade
Who think I got all those random Who's ain't got yellow rose? Ain't no
You ain't got red to this sleeve, you don't flirt
And I got a wrong number for my rules
That ain't no shit, I'll know the reason
What?! And I like a lot more I'm not gonna lie, bro.
You're crazy, bro.
Can't do those takes bro.
So you think Neon Dust is better than 20 Minutes?
No, but I still can't do those takes and you just said you don't like the song.
And you said you don't like Ghost Town!
I'm a pass. 20 minutes better than ghost town
Easily two
Easily
That's gonna die bro,as got me fucked there.
20 minutes...
I can play 20 minutes to the day I die
I'm not playing Ghost Town until the day I die
In fact, I haven't played it since I listened to it
But then again, you got to understand
I'm listening to this song for the first time in 2024.
It came out in 2018.
So what is this?
Tom, that's what we're saying. That's Tom. Here we are. what is this Goon
No, but everywhere you go Oh I go oh so I'm a beatboxer. Beatboxing legend behind me.
He's a legend.
Whoa, deadly.
Smells so good bro.
Oh my god.
We got a program here.
Oh they told us to go on the private area?
Nah, that's why I brought my clothes up.
What? go we're here um Oh, sorry. Yeah Yeah. Alright, yeah, we don't know if you know how to say no, but thanks for your help.
Tom says he's gonna call right now. W-Tom. You're fine. They've got to go get changed virtually.
You're fine, you're fine.
I think someone's picking something up right now.
Yeah, okay, I'll let him know.
You gotta go change, you already changed.
No but I can't wear a sweater because it you're already seen me. No, but I can't rest rest.
Oh no.
Is that too late?
Yeah.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay. Okay. Oh no, that dude.
If he throws you out that'd be good content, you should tell him about it.
I gotta calm down. You wanna see a dude fight Samir?
Oh, hey, hey, hi, hey, Samir!
He's already gone and he didn't seem like that many though. um right there is Thank you. oh I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Damn. Yeah.
You guys, you three can sit there and I'll just...
Oh that's right?
What a great fucking guy Pepsi is!
I need another restroom. Oh my god!
Shh, don't say anything. I'll try you know if you guys are stuck with me. So, Chad. How's it going?
Still water.
Bottle still?
Yes,led please.
And then I don't think anyone's in here right now.
We're good.
Thank you.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello. Hello. Hello. I'm not gonna lie, you know the same as me.
I'm just saying.
Yeah thank you, I was just talking about it.
We'll go several more quick.
Let's see what Max...
Let's see what Jason and Max's chat say. Let's open up theirs, hold on.
Why is this Indian here? Okay. You don't speak for the boys, well I don't think Jason drinks and Max definitely doesn't drink.
Jason's chat is spamming about a woman.
My chat's not moving.
How are you doing bro? now that's I'm alone now. Did you miss me?
Yeah, bro.
Um... Why is that? So, try to...
You're not getting out now right?
I didn't even get it.
Jason's dressed like a police officer.
This is a mean shirt bro. I had no other t-shirts. The five gifted Ah.
The five gifted. Appreciate you.
Come on, come on. Times like these bro
we gotta appreciate the small things
in life. You know? Thanks.
We're here for a reason, internet and all this.
I'm not gonna lie to you, this private place is crazy.
I've never been to a private room in a restaurant before.
WCV. Don't worry, you get to take that video.
I'm not gonna let the base video hit harder than it does on this vehicle here.
You wanna be calm before I... You gotta free fire them. I'm just going to keep it real. You called before?
You got a free car.
When is your 21st birthday?
May 9th, next year.
Did I talk to you when you were 17? Yes.
You did it though.
That's okay though because he didn't like...
Where is the the minus heel?
About what?
A space U space R space K
Hold up
Bro, it's cold. Do You want to come in here?
Why are you talking like that?
Problem's with trolls, you gotta go out there and know it.
Just like you jumped out of the water.
Rather than out of water.
Where's Lacey, the man of news?
Don't worry we got the man of crime!
Isn't Ray Manor on Twitch?
You're going to get banned.
Yes.
Ron is naming you.
Yeah, you're a weirdo.
Why's my
panda butt agent in there?
Is that a sniper aimed at Ron or is it?
What?!
Don't ask me.
No, you're not asking.
What?!
Okay, so who loved her?
Renaudot those say one. When she likes, let's just say two.
Jesus Christ!
What are you talking about?
And if you...
and if you're a bot type 3, what are you gonna get?
I'll give you some shit.
You get it. I get a sense yet. There you go.
This is all wrong, bro. Whoa! I don't have it on my card.
You're gonna eat it. I'm not calling. No, Betsy can't pay.
Well do a hands up!
Betsy can't pay.
I can't pay for myself.
Yo, we have good news and bad news. What's the good news? Oh my god.
Yo, we have good news and bad news.
What's the good news?
Good news is dinner's all here. Bad news is you're gonna wait for Apple Pay after it.
Huh?
Well, I'm just playing card with, we'll send you after. Fuck no!
Bro I paid- bro c'mon bro
I don't have my wallet
I paid all the assh**le and things all I had to do
Say on everything on Cal kids and you can have a
.
See if you can hold the lead.
All right, bro.
Fuck it.
How do I walk up?
I got you, Dusty.
Thanks for your time.
Yeah, I got you, Dusty tea. Thanks, Houston.
Yeah, I got you a cup of tea.
Oh, you do?
Oliver, two of them.
Thank you.
What did you get last time?
I gotta tell this guy. Did you get it last time or should we go take a look at it?
Yo, one thing we got to get down is we're burning the place and we've got to have light in front of us.
We need that box.
We've got to have light. Look just do this here austin I'm like, hold up for the whole time. You can do this.
Put on this glass.
Lighting would have made the party so much better if it was dark guys!
Yeah, I'm gonna get the hang of this bro
okay maybe they're arguing over a pill this is going to come out with you one to two million what you're crazy it's gonna be like oh yeah great you like yeah
be like I was max Ron he said
thousand-dollar deal and we've been
expensive rush most expensive restaurant.
Okay, Chad what do you call? Chad, why can't we get there?
We might be out by the time they get here.
Yeah, they're like 30-40 minutes from around the house.
Definitely, definitely.
We need to clean some good...
Chad what do you guys want?
Why did we ask them? Oh, your right.
That McQueenie with clams
sounds good!
I'm not lying English as much, yeah.
The lighting doesn't look that good, bro.
Huh?
It is not right here.
Yo what we need is...
This the early days though. We don't have auto-production now but like
There's a tripod where you can connect like a light
right just some lotion like what you call makes these amazing lights and he can put it on that looks so good and it makes such
a big difference because it's just looking at this is just so dark, it's hard to match.
Do you want us all three now?
Yeah I'm ready.
You wanna start right up there or...
You want white on the other side?
Huh?
Yes, oh
Y'all gotta see this
I get a Caesar salad and then I'll get the spaghetti with...
What's that odd message?
Why is he ordering a salad because people are watching him?
And you went to TravelFries for your Caesar, right?
You ordered the Caesar?
Bro, the Caesar sounds amazing. You ordered a Caesar?
The Caesar sounds amazing to me.
No I'm knowing but you are a faggot.
Wait is the...
Is the Caterwood Wagyu one of the top like...
No I tried it that was like a...
I'm not a fan but it's very popular.
Oh never mind.
Sportsman or something?
Coach?
Yeah.
Sportsman. Yeah. Sportsman. I'm not a fan, but it's very popular.
Oh never mind.
Uh, I just want something with protein,
and not steak.
Do you want like different pasta?
Yeah.
So do you want like a spicy lobster pasta
or are you gonna do something vegetable-
No mac n cheese is super good I don't know if we wanna do all that
We'll get the clam and green one
The spicy lobster's good but it's just spicy
It's actually one of our favorite
How do you like the ingredient with clams?
Actually, I like it It's a little spicy but it's not too spicy
Oh, I'll get that one
What do you want Max?
Uh can I- You guys already got the
Why are you talking right now
Sir, can I please have the Caesar salad that they got too?
And then can I do...
We gonna do Can I do the school in a day, Sammy?
Yep. So we just saw a that down here let me grab it or is
that behind us you want to block him or just stop it um like does the hummus have to come with it like the homicide company there are no other side
oh that's fine they all and you said
what man was just on pepper but I was
off with this walking agencies if you
want to know when i use thank you sir
yeah your cake and somebody you have you just want Thank you sir. You're a king!
Thank you so much.
It's not if we just want the way it comes, salt and pepper.
Okay yeah, salt and pepper for me.
Okay now I'm going to put more light in there.
Okay that was good.
Thank you so much.
I got three here to
put them on the white setting
That's actually...I think it's perfect
Thank you so much
You can tell how we do Yeah, yeah. Thank you so much!
You can tell them how we do it.
Do I like Caesar style?
Can't even say what you want?
Alright then, I got four Caesars, three orders of tacos pie and a box of truffle fries with your Caesar and the chicken.
Oh! The truffle fries!
That's not enough sir?
You don't have a truffle fry food?
No, I'm gonna do salmon and then, no can I have the steak at the start and then the chuck flap with the salmon?
Thank you sir.
How do you cheese this?
This basically ends lighting it up.
What do you mean cheese?
Oh that's perfect like if you don't like it.
You're not gonna get any of these.
Okay. So what are we doing here? We're just gonna put some of our chicken in there. It's basically as light as you can. What do you mean, change it?
Oh that perfect like if you delay that
I don't know what it is
Damn
Oh yeah see he posted the picture.
Come on buddy.
Dig in that tongue boy! Oh yeah, move it. Get that chump away.
Look like we on a date.
What are you talking about? There's three of us. That's why they're saying Jacks.
You know what time it is?
I don't.
So how long have we been doing this?
Don't call on the election agents. So how's everyone life been though?
Great, we on hold on to our website.
This is like an ideal dinner but this would be perfect for us to have some hoes here.
How come it ain't gotta be about hoes bro?
Clips money bitches. Bitches that ain't go mother fucking that's why I last in the fight. I'm already knowing much. Nah, nah that was fun.
Appreciate you.
Does that shot work?
Yeah perfect.
Oh does it... perfect Just cause I like your SRA? No, bro. I didn't do some of this. Oh...
CP
You're good brother you got me?
I know they ain't strong enough but
You know I'm the same as a man though
Just to clarify
You found me that consciousness always come first though.
You probably need to come back.
Should we uh...
Damn that's bright.
Yeah shit bright as fuck.
Just hold it.
Niggas can't take this broke-ass nigga no more.
Whatever was on the burger went along.
I think it's good.
So, if it's like that or like this?
Yeah, that's better.
Dude! We forgot to order the chat food.
Yeah... What's y'all eat for dinner? Meatloaf, meatloaves?
I feel like Nemo is bad at eating dough personally.
What would your parents cook you all at home right now?
Sausage.
I hate that shit because
I'd eat meat with it.
Nah, I hated sausage though.
You've seen your dad's meat?
Bro you're gonna throw out everything I said next week.
Yes That's why I can never eat sausage again Everything I said, that was hurt. Yes.
That's why I can never eat sausage again
because every time it'll remind me of my dad's dick
What the fuck?
A tie for about salmon
It was this one day, bro. I get it.
You felt me?
Fuck.
I thought that was a spider on the chair.
You said that's how you feel about salmon?
Yeah.
What? Yeah, not my dad.
Yeah, you're on some weird shit.
He's watching the setup of my day.
This one day he told me I was young
because
he told me I was getting ready for school in the morning and my dad was being dressed too.
I guess he didn't know I was going to be there when then I just saw his wiener
And then he cooked sausage that same night. Sick ass nigga. Huh?
Did you compare it to yours? No, he wasn't sick. that same night. He's a sick ass nigga. Huh? Was he sick?
Did you compare to yours?
No, he wasn't sick bro.
You mean like be a grower or something?
Bro what are you even talking about?
Did you compare to your-
The other day when I said my dad got a big knee,
I said that for a reason though.
Bro I'm just keeping him butted!
Nigga bro, I don't want to see it anymore.
I don't want to see it anymore. I don't want to see it anymore. I said that for a reason, though.
Bro, I'm just keeping up with it.
Nigga, we're family, bro.
Nigga don't have weird shit.
So did you think you even got his jeans?
Yeah, no.
Don't even know what's in my pocket!
Cause he was wearing cargos
I don't get it do you have his jeans wow
what is master it's not a job i'm drinking i just want to know what this is
yeah thank you so much. Hello!
What up?
Everything good?
Love this restaurant, it's great.
Thank you.
One of a kind.
What's your name by the way?
Joel?
Thank you.
I always snap at the line call on the first one that we go to.
No, he ain't dead dude.
No authority.
I was like trying to make eye contact with his dad. Freak ass hair flip!
That's not my Dad.
We all stay in the middle.
You know Jason? He recognizes you from the car wash.
That's a go, my bro!
How do you stand in that quote?
So can we start dancing some adrenaline here or?
I don't care.
There's probably more of them out in your sleep.
Oh, and a big amount coming.
Yep.
If he really wants to see any shit...
Okay.
Who is that?
She's very good.
Oh, I was so sketched.
Oh my god!
Hold on let me see if it's sold in the clip, sorry bro
Nah I don't think you did
I'll pour that hole away with your instincts
God damn now you're in perfect if you
guys can have one person that dinner
with your food
good see that where's it I'll be so talk You're a good at it. You're a penis.
See that's the worst shit I be talking about though
It's not happening to him. What?
Can you do go in we have- You're dreaming, okay so
out of everything this weekend what do you want to do most
Me do? That's my I just wanted. I know what a higher of shooting all three eights on either
So he goes the word streaming that dream come to like me through dance
But why are you doing eating they Me like don't choke on something.
N***a!
Bro he's a chimp bro!
He's the god of her life!
Obviously it's the God in my eyes.
Okay see if you said that in real life
You'd probably look too different.
No, that was super.
Yeah, but I put it out there.
Not Luke and God?
No he's not at his highest god.
But I'm saying like he's up there.
That might be one of the last misstables I ever seen.
That's definitely, that's gotta be 200k on YouTube.
You bought the ring with the fucking...
Oh my god!
No not with the stones no this shit was like 400.
I'm about to say...
What was your total for it?
Oh yeah.
No no no, like six.
That's it.
Six minutes?
Yeah.
I'm gonna spend that into pinion.
Total? No you're 10,000 down there.
We're going to go to Galicia on it.
I think we all end up spending like 20 bro.
Are you guys gonna buy suitcases and all that?
Yeah. By the way, that's kinda...
That's kind of annoying to do.
I'm not going to bring that much.
Wait how hot is in Japan right now?
It's very hot.
We're getting shorts and shirts.
I'm not bringing any clothes. I just got my clothes in there.
Whatever.
I don't wear these shorts. They're loose. No. I don't read this shit.
No, I heard it's hot as hell in Japan.
Anyone know? Oh my anime freaky nerds!
Yeah, I know. It's hot man.
It's hot and humid.
It's hot and humid. It's dumb-hot, where are they going?
After 10 times, you know what day?
Next week?
30th.
Yo bro life is moving!
I'm not 28. No went to the 28th.
No, it's the 30th.
Is it?
Yes.
So we have a couple days until you get back.
Tuesday at 8am one day.
Someone said y'all forgot to invite me but I had no worry that's all I'll be there on time. He's in here coming.
Bad fucking kid.
Huh?
Guess what?
What?
How great Shaq becomes him.
By who?
In game.
By who?
You think that- you think I stay lacking?
Well, that's tasty. Did I say lacking? What are you, Shiesty?
I don't need my shiesty.
I'll show full face.
Oh shit.
I got people surrounding the perimeter of the building waiting.
They said PewDiePie's locked. No. people surrounding the perimeter of the building waiting they said cutie pies live no cutie pies
live bye what do you want me to do about that i don't know those things you suck a date
why are you smirking at me as a fool?
Is that my dick?
What was he gonna say?
He's gonna say the F word.
Was that good? He's gonna say to Edward, I don't know what he said. Nigga!
You be wanting to say that shit.
Everyone does.
What are y'all doing bro?
I can't even eat. What are y'all doing, bro? Leave me alone!
500k or dinner with Platmore and Max?
Uh...double it.
What would you need to talk to your viewer about, like, to help them?
Nah I was really getting a rip though.
Okay.
Now they spamming dinner. Nah that's fire.
Damn. One 7- dinner at all the time?
One 7-Eleven Slurpee or dinner with
St. Ward Aldo? Nah, I'm taking a Slurpee
though. Even if that old
homeless crackhead
already did half of that thing I'd still probably take a slumber.
At that point, I get moisturized really.
But if I go to dinner with Sue, I know I'm just going to be annoyed for like an hour or two.
What would you teach him?
I'll teach them how to make money Okay, pretend I'm the viewer
And be like
So how did you get
To where you're at?
I don't give free game out, bud
Then what's the point of a fucking dinner?
Why don't you find out.
Yeah, he don't want to try and fuck with me.
I don't know guys. Guys!
Dinner with Jason and Ween or $500k?
Man, I'm going home! Fuck off man!
Nah nah, I'll take a letter.
Hey where's the dinner from?
Sharpie Marker or Jason and Ween? Dinner with Jason and Ween. Sharpie Marker or Jason Alleyne?
Sharpey Marker.
Be honest though.
Come on y'all, Sharpey Marker or Jason?
We're gonna see it guys, answer.
No don't troll, don't troll, don't roll. Don't roll. Don't roll. Don't roll Sharpie sex with Jason like what the fuck are you talking?
Something for real make more vlogs this shit funny
I'm not gonna burrow we literally be vlogging and streaming now.
So it's kinda like there is nothing to vlog. We just live our life on screen.
Sorry man. Dinner? Thank y'all man thank you all for sending dinner for me.
But I'mma vlog at 10 o'clock though.
What color sharp are you, black? What does the color make?
Okay now look. Dinner with Duke, Dinner with Duke.
I don't even have a question that burning.
Or what, or what, or what?
Don't say some crazy shit.
Dinner with Duke or $10 million in there
with Duke you could learn how to make
ten million dollars and get a free
dinner with Luke no that's that worse I
mean he is your God also
I mean we is your guy though so...
I mean we gotta take it back to him.
I wonder how your interaction with Duke will be in real life?
Captain Atlanta! What's good brother?
There's no way.
Brother, how are you?
You get here with your dad and be like nice to meet you Duke
I'm not going to be here dad imma be nice, normal
calm
he'll look at you a fucking certain way
if he did what?
who's the short little guy?
Nah, it doesn't sound like him.
What does Duke sound like?
Come on bro!
What do you mean what does he sound like? I'm saying like Taurus Shoe. really what he's out
you're right That's kind of fun. Cheers.
Where is my salad? We all order salad, buddy.
So when it comes out, it comes out fat.
Stop being ungrateful.
How much do you have to pack?
Dream come? Yeah.
Is it hot in Texas right now? Yes.
I don't know if its normal here
I didn't know that
A black type shit you you need to know for real.
Tom that nigga out.
We good J?
Yo thank you for the gift dude.
Thanks for following.
I've been here two months.
It's only 10 minute slow-mo. Do you know what boot beds are bad?
Probably bad. Nahhh
Okay, uh...
Your mom is dying
That's funny
No no no
No way
Mom is dying Okay all, okay? Knock on wood.
But Duke Dennis just invited you out
And you'll never get this opportunity again.
Are you going to do...
You said he almost had like God is bad.
I told my mom, I'm dying, won't be great.
Give me 100 subs, I don't have to give you.
Retweet!
Get the hundred subs. No.
What the?
I laughed not at that idea of your mom dying, but the fact that I was going to compare it
to Duke and Duke or something.
What the fuck was that?
So what are we gonna do tomorrow?
Nothing, man.
To what? Drink on it?
Bro, it doesn't start very good.
Wait, is he it Texas? Yeah
Are you crazy I'm gonna IRS you everywhere
I'm going to walk around and find something to do
Going homeless for 24 hours.
Alright, is that what you want to do?
Ranting a girlfriend in Japan.
Yo, if anyone here here from Austin Texas?
Cause that sound like a shitty ass place
Well I have an idea for a stream
And i heard they got serial killer on the moves
Oh shit Not BOOM! 100 serial killers.
Not ending stream until I get stream psyched.
I'm gonna dig it out and probably take about seven minutes.
No shot, I got that many kills.
I'm losing bots.
Hey! I'm using bots. I'm actually a fucking loser and I kill a bot every time we go out of hangar.
So, I'm trying to think right? If we do a a hunt and serial killer you think we would die or...
But that's what the violence never ends.
No man, it could be nothing though. We will forever be like leprechauns.
Has anyone ever died on a live show or not?
What?!
Yeah of course. Of course. How many lights would it get though if you saw Fable Ronaldo gone missing with a serial killer?
I'll probably tell you 11.
11, like just 11
probably not gonna do that much
That's a shitty caption
What's up there
He only killed men What the fuck type of
Jeffrey Dahmer shit is this thing on?
Yeah, no he's like a gay serial killer
Is he trying to take our butt? Yes
So do we kill him first or take our butt first all right it doesn't matter to him
yeah i mean really okay that's how they leave every girl you have a true circle
but i will tell you one thing
I don't know if I'm like crazy to think this
but you know what he said
Like sometimes when I drop all my game
I can really just...you know? Everyone thinks like that like that everything that I'll be thinking about cutting my balls on
Yeah, all the time whenever a citizen out on the table
I'll be thinking about come on or something
Oh
No, it's just something that like is right there.
It's like a naked...
Well my dog got moved and put in like a thing and she doesn't look at it.
And you said they went awesome?
Wow!
So wait, are we only streaming?
We always stream now that we have a package in our hands
This is the best salad ever.
Can we get one more of you?
You're eating too?
No, what's it called?
They're coming, oh they're coming.
Oh my...
Yo which porch does Salad use?
I don't eat with forks but i just bought the goatee's type of thing bro They said that shit look ass. You see how they be trying to, bro?
They're cooking our food bro.
Like why are y'all cooking our eats?
Dip up little.
That's a salad man.
I was told we wanted to order something else?
Yeah just one more salad then.
Just one more? You ready?
That thing is trashy man.
What's up lad! Like any of you ever come to Moab, the Caesar salad is genuinely like a baby. I don't know.
. There's Russian guys who can't see you.
And if your spot was cheap, it's only $60.
How about?
Just kidding.
Yeah, he got the...
You know when Apollo took his feet off?
He's not a blank dressing in me. I will come.
You might be, you might be off on time some.
Yeah Yeah.
Alright. Hello! What's up, sir?
I like that. Tell your father.
Okay.
Niggas eating leaves.
Niggas eating salad with nuggets. Pussy, this a breadcrumb.
If I go ahead and touch that...
All those chicken nuggets, my life.
This is so good.
Nigga trying his hardest to defend that shitty ass Your Well, why's that not doing the same thing? I'm gonna have salad with cheeses.
Niggas that hook us around the business ain't anything we don't know, fucking mother of a basketball shit you
dog ass nigga!
Fuck you!
You gotta let her back him down bro, please.
Ow! What?
What is that?
What? Jason needs his chopsticks. You want to watch me get poked in the...
By Serena Yates.
That'd be good content.
I'm sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt you.
I was just trying to make sure that we were on camera.
I don't know if you can hear me or not.
I think it's a little bit too loud.
I'll try to turn it up.
I'm going to go back and do this again.
I'm going to go back and do this one more time.
I'm going to go back and do this one more time. I'm doing it here. Your Your headline is tough. Appreciate that bro.
Why are you laughing?
Oh, let me get some of that go on.
You have your own bro.
And I'm gonna give you something my years if he came out before
Come on. Stop being stingy
I'm gonna brush the product. You like those? I got special ones for you.
Ron E. Like an Indian
JCV team, Chinese person
Max Chinese person. Maxine is hard to defend and God forbid you got friends nowadays in Miami that don't look like you.
They're not losers. I don't look like you. I'm just eating like a pig.
And our losers are lame as fuck.
Fucking talking ugly.
Who in the cloud is eating with us?
What the fuck, son of a bitch? Who's body is eating with us?
I'm just trying to make them feel involved.
Who's eating right now? You guys don't know what that's play basketball probably not.
They're not paying for two days is still practical here.
Three days.
I'll practice tomorrow in Austin?
No, no, I'm not gonna practice.
Oh yeah.
I used to setup out there. Who's winning?
You're having a setup at Austin.
Am I?
Yeah, you are.
I'm not going to be able to win this one.
I'm just going to go get my drink and then we'll see what happens.
Okay.
I'm going to go get my drink and then we'll see what happens.
Okay.
I'm going to go get my drink and then we'll see what happens.
Okay.
I'm going to go get my drink and then we'll see what happens. Okay. I'm going to go. And who's winning? You're upset about it!
Am I?
I got the partners connected.
Oh no...
Oh my god.
Hey bro
Nah, who's winning in hours?
How about me?
Might be Cook
I like that setup, bro.
Looks like you've been fucking roaming the streets of Austin
For 24 hours, buddy.
No, I got you, Max.
Well, I don't.
We're just doing... Okay, we gotta look. well i don't we just do
the penny challenge nobody's ever done that honey let's do it i'm doing it tomorrow
i'm gonna start with a penny and see what i can get tomorrow.
Let's get it!
What are you going to do with that penny?
I don't know nigga, try to get my pocket money up dude!
My options literally like just...
Niggas playing Dots, y'all think I'm trolling.
I'm trolling. I'm assed
Okay, I'm gonna start with
Chad, is Austin like straight suburbs or is there a city?
I don't really think Austin... doesn't Austin have tornadoes and fireworks going on that what you want? Or is it Houston?
Patrick's challenge is to tell you
you got a camera on your turn.
That's a good one, bro.
We're gonna do Patrick's Challenge and Austin.
Here's the thing though, what the fuck did I ever make to Austin?
Uh...I don't desire to go there.
I'm not allowed to eat with my hands tickled.
It's like all of the city started got a lot of prop yachts
i think there's a bunch of white people what's the demographic
um Um, I don't know bro. This is your state.
Magic Jack? No, no. I never made a house.
Maybe he takes fancy and God forbid you go out to eat
bro.
Take a seat.
Really sweet fries.
Hold on.
It's about to be happy mass.
Hold on, hold on.
Let's go!
Wait, I'm on the other way.
Guys, you guys have got to see this.
You've got to use your line, bro.
That's all good.
See if he can talk. Can I use the line, bro? It's okay. Oh, a little food.
You want another one?
For you or just...
Yeah about my food. I thought at least I know your brother. For you or just... Yo bro, I'm full.
Me too. I thought at least- I told you bro
You can't order food to eat the salad
But I might be able to sell it to you bro
That's why I didn't order food
Yo I'm full bro Hey we got two more of these tacos coming up um track
little ass tacos teeny weedy eyes
tacos these tacos are literally the best
songs ever jason the ween-ass taco.
Nobody knows, I'm gonna keep it for that day by the sun.
Thank you sir!
We're getting made by Dave. thank you sir Oh, sample size tacos. All those samples.
No way my doctor just texted me that.
I'll get all all that Costco.
These are appetizer tacos, Brad.
Did you already clear your fries?
Other entry is ready to go. I got two bad, a little say. Oh shit, I can't eat this.
Why?
I don't know what you said.
You've already eaten salad and fries and...
This might only be a question mark.
This is my first might lead into us tonight this is my person of the day why don't i eat you for life
damn you're starving yourself
why are you doing that you You trying to look weak?
I gotta practice for uh...
Hey, who's a physician?
I thought he was supposed to eat though so you can get the nutrients and shit.
Nutrients, nutrients. They're not real.
I don't even cover them.
He's not a human being, the guy at the wedding.
He's got how many designs?
Wait, so your friends come over to the building?
Yeah, we don't know.
I know.
Oh. He just... he's just a white man.
So, step right in bro.
He gets on your clothes.
Oh, so good! See? I got fur. Awesome. Uh-uh!
See, I got burned.
You lowkey dookie these people apparently.
Just kill these stockhands.
This is heavy.
Not really. All those you is just like 20 minutes.
He's a heavyweight.
Let me see his throat again.
Damn, one bite?
Not gonna lie bro, I'll pack it up to send him.
You wanna pack it with me?
I'mma stay on these wacky titles, bro.
What?
You want a packet of meat?
I might take you to the Mugman's.
What do you mean for the Mugman?
It's just some gummies.
Taco salad fries...
I still got my linguine coming!
Come on bro.
Hey are we visiting the arts soon though? I don't know. No problem. We've been trying to get this up though.
You think it'll turn here? I don't know. No problem, we've been trying to get this out though.
You think it's over here?
Are we hoping tonight or no?
I'm not at all sure you guys can go straight up and...
Oh, we're not sure?
Not yet.
Um, I didn't get mask much this year.
Because I'm not even moving my ankle is still messed up but what I was talking about for you for your practice
Yeah go ahead and text me let's do it again
You guys alright?
Dirkio said, I'm the voice!
Let's play some model games tonight.
Maybe...
Stop giving me one bit. I don't care about that, bro. I won't eat unless I'm washing my hands.
I'm letting you out.
Eat unless Max eats it.
What the fuck?
You know all that lazy shit.
Eat. You know that lacy shit. He put us in taco fashion and the salad was cooked,
Amy Weenies fucking eats.
Taco same size as Jason Meade.
I promise someone said that wrong.
I would not just think about your meat,
I got Meat Watchers, sorry.
Nah...
The size of a tripod looks like Max's knee.
I'm going to try my...
You're in game.
No, I'm not in the game.
This is sketchy for you. You could always add this to your bed. Yeah. It's just like, this is such a silly dog
and not his little ball.
I don't know why they did that
I do it too much now
You didn't do it man
They let you do that, though. You did do that, though.
I'm unsubbing too many ads here, bro.
You got a brain for surfing.
You got a brain up there, bro.
Smart ass.
So I'm gonna kill these tacos, bro.
Let's take them out and eat one more.
It really hurts my stomach, bro.
It's doing too're not eating.
It's doing too much.
That one did it.
What the fuck are y'all talking about?
Let me get a fucking taco.
So, you doing too much?
I'll wait bro. Across the country
to embarrass me.
Ron, should I sub to you or Matt?
Why not Jason?
He's got fucked up.
Sub to Matt, he just lost six pounds.
Maybe it was a... maybe it was his investment. He's lost six pounds. You didn't lose any money, you just invested in it.
It does not invest in the money.
What was I investing?
Something there.
No, I have to do this.
Man throw my shit in your room.
What?
Where Redd do right there?
He's in Miami.
For that little ass taco.
Hello.
Thank you so much.
Is it money line?
Oh no, let go!
Going in the dinner table wow What was that?
Yo, she walking like it was the first girl to do that thing.
Oh! Mike was the first girl to do that shit. I didn't mind it going down, I was one of those adults
who went like, stop
What? Stop right there bro
What? Stop that shit, bro.
She influences all hell of girls to do that format, bro.
You just said she's going down as a go to twitch.
Do y'all hear this unserious ass speaking?
This is why I'm calling you the weenie from now on.
It's the weenie, buddy.
That's him right there.
I don't want to be on it. Jason. So we need to ask him right there.
Nice to meet you. Good, this is Max, second Max Two Maxes, two Jasons.
Well maybe he's the name of titanium then!
I don't matter either or. Here's a sounder by the way.
Oh it's? Max.
It's just like holding the light.
You can pull up a chair over there.
There are chairs over there that Now just pull up.
There's chairs over there you can pull up on the end here.
We got that loaded in our vehicle?
Wait for me to message you.
You don't have to ask them more.
That's what you get.
For real? Yeah. Ask them,
are you good?
I ate with Jim right before.
Did you pray stuff that clear?
A few things.
Oh, that's your 101 by the way.
Why are you wearing it?
Because I want to.
No? I was I'm a professional master. Oh, it's my bad.
Yo guys this is
probably so good.
You can just flip it or something.
Just come over here.
This maxi I got a baddie hug that I be wearing and then what's the call made?
Niko wears too. He designed those.
Also you mean all of those like the guy on twitter Twitter who spams mockups. That's me.
Hell yeah.
I love you guys though. You guys have shown way too much support and I appreciate it for each and every one of you.
Do you want to show your...
They've seen it way too many times.
Your jacket?
See if you can hold the Easter eggs!
I was gonna say a white boy mask
I told you, everybody in BattyHub has got like unique stuff to them so if you want to find all the Easter eggs on there.
Oh and I put it on a Yeezy guy like.
Yeezy guy hoodie?
That's why I asked you for your size.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's fire.
You got like a real one or am I just like... No, that have to connect. That's the real one from the unwritten six.
And look at that five and start
You said these're Easter eggs, right?
Oh, I see a five-star Mario boot for a guy in the boot with it.
Ah, that FF's good! I'm in a Mario booth. Oh, the FL Studio!
You got my Faze logo on
to hold me up?
I put Cookie Connect on there too.
You know what? I'm trying to find it.
Damn, he went stupid guys!
That's my breakfast. You can't eat him. Your first minute can't eat him. So, here the FL logo. Here. The five star and what's it called?
Oh he put this star too!
Alright, I see the cookie cutter. Y'all see that? some days Oh, are you cold? Yeah.
I'm gonna kill that last taco. What'd he say?
Kill that last taco.
You want the taco?
I'm good.
It's good, you sure?
Probably better than KFC that's pretty good.
Try it. KFC that's where I got it. Go, go!
Try it.
See you at KFC?
No, why are you guys exposing me?
My bad.
Actually like, I could. Jones type shit?
No, that's not gonna look bad good.
What are you talking about? Oh! This is my friend, Ron!
Sorry. Nice to meet you.
Serena.
My bad. Forgot her.
You know you can introduce yourself?
Yeah yeah Yeah, yeah. But the dumb choice is... Type Z?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The sex.
Barlow's hairline is actually so fucked it's insane.
Oh look at this! so fucking insane. Oh, what are we whispering?
What'd they say?
That's mine I wouldn't read that one
I'll read that right there.
I'm not gonna lie to you.
Who's the last shirt we used?
Where's my linguine? in the last year Salad, bro. The salad's good.
Yeah, the filling...
But y'all have fries too!
Salad and fries are crazy fucking big!
Mmmmm I'm fucking big. You know what would make this dinner fire?
What?
Soaky.
Nice.
And what would he do?
Too much.
That one was kind of...
I'm tired of him. Max looks like he should be on a list, what the fuck does that mean?
Damn you're at 8 over 3!
I see that.
Same shit as you did at 738.
Yeah we kind of both knocked it off. Cause I can't vote on the line because I don't play video games.
Well do you care?
I hate watching that.
But it'd be so pessimistic. Asians are worn off.
Who behind this? I don't know what you mean.
That should make lazy on a merch. Ooh, that would be hard.
Two eyes one up here and the other level like one here and then one under there.
That's some minimalistic shit.
Ron you made the headband with a red tie in the middle?
Oh my god!
Whatcha think I wanna buy this year?
Max got salmon, surprised he didn't get...
Oh shi-
Ohhhh
Surprised he didn't get uh
Yeah I've seen that, uh... Yeah.
Just say it bro! You say it every day.
Nah, just- He's gonna say chicken.
Bro, real shit nah really need this in the most sincere way.
I need you to teach me how to use chopsticks.
Where's your pen?
Nah, I can do that bro. It's not hard.
They don't have forks out there.
Are you serious?
How we gonna eat what are we eating?
Nah, I'm not doing that shit.
You're going to have to eat with your hands.
And know what else you need for the planer?
You need a little adaptor too.
Like the plug you got.
I already have my set, which I don't know
what a fuck that is. It's basically the same
they just don't have the ground for it.
Have you been in Japanapan wait do you bring like the big macbook
rice trump xj Max got salmon, surprised he didn't get a crab.
Uh... okay? Why the fuck would I need crabs?
Oh you know.
Nah bro.
Austin, Armin- Wait! I see.
Wait, Japan doesn't have forks at all?
I would assume they're just a chopstick country. They have spooners?
Nobody's gonna... spoon there's nobody on that it's doing their own forces Spoons? Yes, they have spoons.
Why'd you post this?
They do have four.
Okay, never mind.
Oh I gotta follow up bro this is trying to...
We got a cook.
Can I have some peanut butter?
Fuck no! No, bro.
Okay. That's not a flight.
I got crabs
on my body on the the man of age.
It's just they prefer you to be chompy.
It's like a culture thing that you gotta respect.
So it's like coming to the US and...
It's like you can't chew foo-foo if you're chomp swallowing. I'm coming to the US and like, ugh.
It's like you can't chew food when you try to swallow it at home.
You already swallowed them though.
I'm packaging them milk right away.
Bro, I am not eating it.
I might be the only one that will eat it bro.
Are you crazy?
We'll wait for you bro.
I might go talk to the beatbox outside of here. No!
Oh, that would be good click though bro.
You know what a beatbox like?
If you get that nigga a beatbox payphone,
I'm not gonna lie to ya, that's a million dollars.
Let me know if I'm not gonna lie to you. That's a million dollars. No policy.
Let me know if I'm tripping.
Yes, thank you so much.
Thank you. Yes, sir.
Do you want a tender for me?
No, sir.
Oh yeah, no straightener.
Okay, now we're all good. Sit. Thank you. Look, I don't know if you can talk about my non-active magnitude now.
Why is that?
You're not smart.
Yo Ron what's up? The Miz?
Oh my God, man.
Who make this shit?
Dirty ass nigga!
I want a stool that would just hit if I said that.
Just say it bro.
You don't see anywhere in front of you?
Just say it.
Just say it.
Just say it.
Just say it.
Just say it. Just say that. Just say it bro, come on. You don't see a hand word from me?
Just say it!
Yeah there's no like field word for the hell word.
Man up all day. Ain't nobody bought it dude.
Fuck you.
Why are you not quit farming G?
I had a bad day.
Rest in peace.
You won't get that clip.
What?
No longer the clip.
No!
Ron's wedding?
Why are you talking about that?
Bro, I'm just reading chat, bro.
Okay let me read my chat.
How'd... Okay, let me read my chat. How did you get the Karate Kid cast to collab?
Jaden Smith and Jackie Chan
Oh that's just funny
So who were Raz with him or Lacey? That one actually got written in my text.
Objectively.
Objectively, you said?
Yeah.
Who was that? No, Ron and Lacey. I think you're more racist than me.
Bro, I literally have ten clips on my computer and you say that they're not Agile.
Quick, duck in a question one question.
You had AIDS and STDs and now maybe your ugly ass can't win?
That's what this is asking.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Lazy guy, though.
He watch the banana.
I might eat bananas.
That's not where it's at.
You do the same shit.
You watch monkeys...
Why do you watch that?
Yeah, because it's fun to watch.
But I should do it no wait let's go on practical zone because i drink time we got here many people don't know us oh i didn't think about that.
I'm like we did it the way...
History Club?
I've never seen it.
Is it like what is it?
It's just like the brothers are like enemies.
Bro, I don't know why I keep saying's like just black people no one's not yo is we have a lot of interest
well i was told that there wasn't a problem
and explain the problem I heard it's like, look at him.
It looks like a perfect troll zone.
Uh...
Oh no, I got a troll.
I always succeed.
Yeah you do. Oh no, I got a troll. I always succeed. Max looks like a baby.
American man of BBC?
Nahhh
American dragon ex-missile craft
ex-dodger disrespect What's he talking about disrespecting you? Thanks, Mr. Crowns. That's Dr. Disrespect.
Who is Dr. Disrespect?
He's here.
Yo! Where else did I hear him?
You really got to make it up.
I am packing you it all the way. I'm going to tell you some facts about what I do. Don't worry about it.
Uh, late meetings are lame.
Yeah my kids on the beat.
Let's go, almost got it.
Want their views on what oh I don't know. That was about him. He actually kind of do look like that.
Oh, he looked like Al-Z?
Turk.
He was like that.
I looked like Lil' Dirk.
A little bit?
No, I didn't.
Lil' Dirk.
Fucking hell. I didn't see you next to the child.
He did.
He did!
Yo, was he cooking me that or what?
No.
He has some.
The only way in a burpee there and say, three screenings on him?
That's what I said.
The only way you got on here is if you were going in.
Well tell me, what am I supposed to do?
So someone screens and I say, am I supposed to...
Yo, I'm not the rapper.
We gotta go over like five hours of footage in a day.
I'll do it on my plane to Japan.
I literally watched that one.
But god, where should we start word?
Now they're gonna say, like, the bench.
No, see what I'm saying?
That's not what I was even saying!
Where should we start teaching you
is what I'm saying.
I mean, nice moves.
Stop teaching defense because on offense
it's going to be in the corner now.
Wait, what?
That's not how we're ever talking about offense. Wait, what? I don't know. There's gonna be a time to get the ball and just like gotta do it.
And that's going to be caught
there's points
4 seconds left on the shot clock.
It's 68 to 60...
To 67
And he's up one point
I'm in the corner
The clock's ticking, but you're going to throw a parade in your city and take the three?
You got five points on that, though. It's all good.
That was a tough one right there.
I trust you to take that final shot soon though. I can do it?
Yeah, I can.
So Ron's fully open you're passing him the ball?
No no no.
Like in the head...
I don't actually trust this kid enough but...
But I will though.
Okay.
Bro, I trusted you and let me get them the ball then.
Huh?
I'm gonna give him the ball every time.
You didn't even get to go.
Wait a minute, I'll play offense on it too. You can defense offense. I play often sometimes.
You need to get that sense. Let's just get started with, we gotta do the basics
What is your best training?
Basketball please don't say that bullshit. It's a serious question. Basketball.
Can you date one? What are you saying? Bro, suit it.
Suit is my best trait. Suit is your best trait. So at that point we gotta learn Oh, super. You get super.
So what is your best trait?
At that point you got to learn everything else bro.
You can't just learn super because there's going to be a cone out there.
You know what I'm saying?
Waterboy cheerleaders.
See how big I am?
Okay you tell me my best trick.
I'm the fucking hoe.
Come on bro, I'm not a drone out there.
I'll say you about decent finishing bro
Honestly, you're a jack of none
I don't know how to explain it
They saying I'm a curry of eggs
Yeah, Curry of Eggs. Jack of May.
Jack of May.
I don't think you have one strong suit but I think you do everything at a decent level.
That's my number 1 textbook.
My defense, bro?
Dude I don't do that shit.
How's my defense?
Your defense is solid.
You're pretty good at laying it out.
Your defense is solid,, it's solid.
Realistically speaking...
Terrible?
Wait how high that- the size of the rim last time?
Well kick it off wish mode would you? Sorry my nigga.
Yo go go go. This tree was saved by me. would you sorry my this training said it'd be my brain up No, I haven't even done that. Where's all the cameras? Right on top of it.
Bro just say it. How high is the limit going to be in front of you when we play this next round?
It's gonna be 10 foot bro.
So you can dunk on that?
You can dunk on Sam because it's crazy.
Wait, can you dunk
on Duke?
Can you imagine if he's going, he's in the paint and I do this, he looks at me
I go like this Max, look look look
And then he looks through his lip
and all he sees is you doing
First of all bro, I'm putting your ass in the corner like a trust.
You guys get it.
We're not going to be throwing no bypasses.
That's not gonna be happening.
Second of all, you know I'm not trying to dunk on deep dookie.
Are you crazy?
Let's not say a lead-up here. If we're up 20, you have to try to dunk hard.
Well, I'll just give him the ball because I guess he got it put in.
What?!
Can you imagine if you got smacked down?
He would go blind. Who who's gonna do it?
Jason D is assing stinky
just not on a Hezzy spammer, because I'd be buying him.
Who's your favorite player?
Who's going to be the person who scores the most today?
Needs him to you?
Probably Pat.
Nah.
You think it'll be a guy?
Nah, it's going to be...
It could-I think it could be Kazon.
Really?
Yeah because realistically I'm going to pass the ball.
Like 5v5 is was different than once.
At the end of day I can't come up to court and isolate
all the time getting exhausted.
That's what we were doing against each other.
You played four hours more in Boston.
No, I was exhausted.
I was exhausted.
Realistically bro that's not how it's gonna work so we gotta let it.
Yo, we're here to pick your pops bruh.
Pick your pops? You're not going gonna be setting screens for me bro.
No your not!
No that don't even make sense. Do y'all hear this nigga?
Who said pick and pop at 5 8?
Where the fuck imagine Spogut's on your screen for Chris Paul.
Wait, are they gonna even let us vote with that in these ones?
Damn! Jason did and ran through.
Were we just waiting for the footnotes?
Did you say the salmon?
No, we've been waiting here already though.
Let's go get the clip!
Go ruin our connection with them.
But when are we going to call?
I could just go and wait.
So you're good about something? No, I just go and play. So you did want some?
No, I just wanted to go home.
Did you order it?
No because he asked me to.
Do you wanna go get ready?
Yes, yeah.
I'll just order it out myself.
What do you want?
We're talking about energy. Jason actually offered a huge fast food event today.
Okay, guys take a second.
Listen I'm not going to say I'm the best player, but I don't know if I can stay with Winago. it's got something next cars
they've been here the whole time what do you think you think we've been at a restaurant for eight hours i'm sort of down some of y'all because
i'm stoked Who the wackest in the group? I'm hoping.
So, I'm not gonna lie...
I mean it's obviously Ron though
Well come on bro
Whose workers?
Do you know about your base cleaners? Who are the workers? Who's that, huh? Killemole is not in big, Clint.
Who was the worst hooper ever?
Well, Temper is good but he had some...
No, no, Chill would be good.
I thought he was going to be really good.
Deleon, you better get your good ass out of here.
Why does Jason got rice?
He's drunk now why I didn't see that
I don't have rice bro
It's like onions
We love Max
That was nice but fuck I thought somebody loved me for a sec.
How do i get my first step back up?
Watch your mouth pussy!
How do i get my first step faster?
Im not going to make it might be too late for you.
That's really in your like
fibers or something
You probably know where I start? You are more likely to beat Kai Sabatar like the start of this game.
I'm dead ass, and I'm not showing up.
What about me?
Beat Kai Subotai with 300k subs.
What about me, bro?
What if they don't allow it?
Yo, what if they don't allow that?
Then I gotta start, right coach?
Quality two ass for the ID.
Wait, what'd you say?
Sorry, bro.
I was talking about
that name.
What did he say?
Did not mention
that name.
Sir,
sir,
what are you doing?
Could I have
a little red light on my line.
You shouldn't have an FDA.
No, I have mine.
What kind of red one?
Um... what's it called?
Um... Uh... Um, what's the kind that I like?
What's the kind
I like?
What you mean you don't know?
Alright never mind sir.
What is wrong with you?
You're so crazy. I don't know. You're so crazy.
I don't know about no fucking red watch that's trying to ask me those questions.
And Hennessy?
Yeah, I'm talking about...
He was like, could you write an it? Why didn't you tell me?
So he just walked right by but she don't know what I mean.
No
because there's a red Moscato
I don't know if it's light or not. Yeah just go, just go.
Yo is there more where I start?
Hold on.
Oh, this is one of the death ponds and I know that play.
Then I have to start.
Ryan, chain yourself
to a home that's got 24 hours left.
But that's not how you ever play. Sw able to play swags not be replayed at that camp no it would be me that case on release so great all right everybody Rage? If Raze don't play,
Faze of Arc.
If Faze of Arc don't play...
Apex.
And if Apex don And an apex on play?
Fade to base.
And a vex on play?
Bug discoverer.
Temper.
But the temper don't play?
Bug discoverer. Probably Zuma. And then a zoomer don't play? Oh, just gonna be on.
What about Zuma?
Zuma don't play?
Todd...
Let me play soccer with you. I can't believe we're waiting this long. Yeah, I'm not gonna lie to you.
You guys fast.
No, they forgot about it in my head!
You guys are putting me in the box.
It's almost out of length?
I'm not going lie, bro.
You and Ron are fucking ass-billy on you or no shit?
I don't know shit about wine guys. Don't ask me nothing.
That was not on me, bro'm not gonna watch you max rubs up.
Max Rubs, Swag, Kason Asoki nobody is beating us bro
Nobody is beating
us
and on You ever had that twice a decade? And on
Read that twice decay. Yeah, because I'm reading check you got my pity mom already see they're already seated
Are we seeing it? Will you stop giving me one cent by bitch down the hill about it. Bitch, don't take that out of people like come on.
Sit with the bitch. Sit with the bitch.
Sit with the bitch.
Top up for one penny nobody fucking cares.
I'm bored then
take your way out the bay little nigga.
Go club, take you away out the bay or in squeeze?
Yo bro we be doing so much, we starting 10 hours today with what?
It was a chill stream.
It was a chill stream bro relax my nigga.
Don't play with your feet don't go hey better than no street
neither always my son the picture doctor all right watch out saying i'm waiting for a message I'm excited.
Alright, take your money masks out of here little nigga!
Mmm... messy table?
But it looks good.
If there's 1.4 seconds left on the shot clock,
will you let me take a shot?
Wait, I should get it.
Here we go. oh
that looks so good, Nebson. Just straight chicken.
He's slow porn.
Oh my God.
Thank you so much. What on earth? You say what?
Um, probably yeah. Just wanted to grab it.
Thank you.
You know when you don't eat all day and then you eat this I'm just gonna go ahead and throw it.
You know when you don't eat all day,
or you're eating this much?
You not even hungry?
Yeah bro, I'm packing somewhere.
Who want my fries?
You want some of mine?
Guys how does it look? Is it worth
$172?
Thank you. I'm gonna go make sure these don't look bad. Thank you so much for getting this for me.
You mind if we can get a couple boxes too?
Couple boxes, yeah.
Thank you.
It's obviously not worth a hundred y'all.
Y'all saying hell no.
That's realistically like forty bucks.
Yes sir.
Seventy two dollars down. $72. $172, now
172. Clear clear clear
I'm gonna go over who's the favorite person that made like all we call you
just always on go
really like no your viewers who's your favorite viewer you ever been or like
Jason yeah I became friends with people that was a version of my favorite viewer.
What's his name as viewer, or favorite viewer just in general?
So my favorite viewer, huh?
That little Leon kid.
Dion
Ding ding
Probably Siggy
Siggy was a deal on my end at one point
Say hi, Siggy See if he was a viewer of mine. I said, you...
I'm not gonna lie bro
I know too many of these dudes
So I would say
You go first.
I don't have a favorite viewer.
I had viewers that came from the start to finish.
No biggie, no sitting here just talk about out if Jason's sure to come to my wedding.
Let's go.
You OBS'ing my shit?
Wait who'd you say it was Jason?
I'm like...
I'm like the one
that trouble for us
You want next
I'm good, I appreciate it sir yeah all great how are you how are you pretty good
no i don't automatically eat them that's why i'm over here i'll take one i'll take
thank you so much for the sauce.
Okay, what?
Damn! Welder Beast
I'm like in the same That looks so good bro
Oh you want some?
Nah it's okay
I've had a lot of viewers that turn into friends like you, so i can't just pick one.
But...
Shout out to Autumn.
You were friends with me!
That's it, thank your looking good!
It wasn't weird. I knew it. You know what? What's up here?
I watch you when
Mac is porking us up, I'm a cat as well
Okay let's play guess the girl.
Bro you didn't even answer the question.
Son of a...
I like this.
Did they give it to Bill?
No man.
You saved him before he come.
I'll just stop talking.
Bro you're good, man.
You're doing great bro.
Okay Chad, you guessed it though.
I'm going with?
Three Caesar salads, five Caesar salads.
That's 26 a pop.
The wagon popcorn is only like 26 a pop.
Now I need to smoke the D200, 260, 325 total, 360.
I said my favorite is probably
olive. She got wine
You good?
I would say I about five something.
Is anything more than 500 shekels worth?
No, bro.
You could have killed this demon. That's like two bites. I'm not hungry bro. You could have killed the salmon, that's like two bites.
I'm not hungry bro at all.
I'm not taking home 100 pounds, that's a cent.
Plus 30% tip?
Huh? Jason you gotta take it easy. Plus 30%, that's it. Jason, you got the tip right?
Tell your barber to rub oil on your hair line put an extra effect?
I lock any amount of it in my cookies.
They do it every time, huh?
So I lock any amount they come in with cookies.
That would hit.
They did it every time.
That's Paul's specialty. Oh yeah,, I can't help you right now.
What?
I don't know.
That's a good tip.
What would people normally do when they take part in your dream?
When I take part in your dream?
You're not going to be able to get out of the room.
You're not going to be able to go back into that room and see what happens.
You're just going to have to wait for the next person to come up with something.
You're going to have to wait until you find yourself in that room.
You're going to have to wait until you find yourself in that room.
You're going to have to wait until you find yourself in that room. You're going to have to wait until you find yourself in that room. You're going to have to wait until you find yourself in that room. what do people normally get when i
is 20% zips? 15 is normal, 20's good.
I usually get like 25
Tommy did
It really depends how big of a service they do. I just did trivia, because it's so nice.
How much do you tip your door-dashers?
Oh! Chat with the lowest amount what that
should say two to six dollars and i picked two
dollars every dollar oh yeah let me go on custom like put one
dollar sometimes it'll say like five dollars People don't trust me to put one dollar in.
Sometimes it'll say like five dollars the lowest amount of tip and I'll just trust them with a two or one.
Oh, I get this all about the internet. oh There's a plant, ew. Planting it bro!
It should cost money bro. Tipping culture in America is...
They weren't tipping y'all.
No not normally. I was just in Paris so you're not like
put fire. You can
but it's not necessary
Actually? In Japan they do too
Why? Because Cause its like oh and you can't meet us Japan About Paris I went to Paris, it was really nice. It was amazing though.
I thought Paris was like a tourist trap.
It wasn't.
It's mad dirty.
I'm not gonna lie to you.
It wasn't anything crazy...
To me.
I know.
I was in front of you so...
Well that's cool.
I went down to the tower
It wasn't very much of a tour
Not really Overhyped and overcrowded I'm not sure if everything will not fall off.
It's overhyped and overcrowded.
Yeah, what do you want us to you in the middle of the restaurant.
We're gonna lock-in. Dude! You're in LA?
I'm in San Diego and I study in LA.
You go to school out here?
Yeah! Dude, I'm here all the time. Fire. Fire. What was I talking about?
We were just talking about... Did you bring a safe? Oh no, we're not trying to steal soon. You got a return bell?
Did you get your wine?
No, sir.
Tight.
Oh, this is not my chat.
Get some fries.
I don't want to even do that.
Can you sit here for a moment?
Well, let's try it. I think I'm going to do that penny sitting around. Can you even trade a penny for $2000? Well, watch out! I think I'm gonna do it. Penny to a hotel room.
What should I do guys?
We doing this, Rick.
I'm starting with the penny.
Shoutout Mayim. Trade him. I'm gonna start off with a penny. Shout out to my new trainer.
You gotta eat more, bro.
Bandy you're a dick rider!
You were making fun of me talking because I said tight.
Yo, Max you gotta start carrying back up spray paint.
I don't need it.
Nah, I be thinking that.
Bitch ass nigga eat this thing.
Y'all niggas are stupid!
... Endure it. Somebody who's battling a juvenile with Texas Barbecue for real taste sucks.
Stop talking about them fucking barbecues and you fat body niggas!
We not going to no barbecue, nigga damn!
You're backing that up.
Hell yeah!
Nah, you got a pro on you.
I'm trying to kill that cookie too. Take some salt, take something like this so uh you're asking
So what?
Bro I got it bro, I got it bro.
Oh you got the whole table?
Fuck no.
So why are you saying I got it?
I got Dep C Max inserted.
You should pay to know.
Fuck yeah.
I'm not gonna lie, this is just like...
No cause it's always me paying and I-
Oh!
How about we just do
What? The phone is away from guessing the bill.
No, okay at that point I just do a part roulette.
What's my card?
What is car roulette?
How you do that?
You basically put in a card and then they shuffle it
and then choose a card and and then they choose a card.
Okay, do you have three cards?
Yeah.
That's 20 ounces of meat.
Who's paying?
Dumbass it's a dealer at home or Apple pays.
Oh.
No I'm sorry I think I'm just gonna click on.
Nah you have to pay hard shit. I got prepared. Now Betsy, we appreciate your grocery business.
Oh sure.
Probably for everyone of you.
Probably.
Man he be so pessimistic. Yo what should the goal be for me to hit with a penny? Do y'all know?
I don't know. Yo, what should the goal be for me to hit with a penny? Do you know?
Tesla.
In a day, you probably really shouldn't get in a hotel.
You'll only get $300.
$300 from a penny is hard bro
What's the first thing he's gonna do to the planet?
I don't know
You know what I'll do? No. You know what I would do tomorrow?
I can't do that.
If I had a penny, I wouldn't even use it for anything.
I'd start there.
That's what I'm doing. I think that's what Ryan would do.
Really?
You ain't doing shit with a penny, bro.
You fucking with the script already, bro.
I could probably get a ten-two smooth feature with that but what's up with that guy?
You can't even see him.
Because he dead
and he be doing stupid shit.
Is he like the punching bag?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Does he like the punching bag? Yeah.
Excuse me, can we also get a chat? Where is it? Thank you.
I think he's gonna say, wow be quiet. Actually got peon dreads, farm some XP.
I have never heard of that one. beyond right
i'm not going with these type of things bro. 610
I'm gonna go 525
I'm saying
It needs to be in between you
Or no, I have 598
I think it's under 600 but I think it's under 600, but I think it's above 500.
I don't think it's above 600.
Maybe after the turn.
Yeah, if I had a go on that, I was like, sit bro. That's good bro. is I appreciate you telling me. It's not smart like that.
Making the do it, then most viewers pay and they'll do it second most viewers too.
That's hard bro.
Nah bro, nah.
How about we do this?
Let's do a little relation.
I mean you do have two cards
Oh, you're you do actually?
It's up to you.
Yeah but now I'm gonna be El Fonzo.
Holy shit there is so much paint in that lining dude.
I always need it.
New fango feature?
Oh yeah, Lost Ball just said you guys should play the credit card game.
Who hit him with a fax?
He said what?
Use the FaveCard? No, play the Credit Card Game. He said what? He told us to use the credit card.
Use the pay card?
No, create a credit card with me.
I agree.
Because one of those things hurts.
What do you mean by that thing?
So he gave us three cards, and then...
Three different colors. They could be anything.
No, they're all blue.
Okay so we have just three different types of things?
Yeah, they are all different though.
Okay, because if you need a card it's time to pick one.
And label it. No no no no the name of the park is come to pick one yeah
okay so let me give- Let me hold it.
Please don't!
I'm not. Give me all three.
Give me all three.
Alright.
There's no difference.
Okay, there's one.
Jason's is...
Jason's is the left.
Five client- Jason's and Clark's are the black one. Jason, Jason's the black one.
Private client business.
You're the normal one without any of the front?
I'm the one with everything.
Private clients, business...
Paul is sitting on the zero.
Is that okay?
So your business
no you're a client
Your business and I'm private
That one what are we doing? Just putting out things now I heard there's a down crack.
Oh, the server? Now that's lit.
I'm not gonna light it up though for the clip.
That shit was fucking ass.
What?
I don't think there's no offense anyway.
Well, I probably gotta blow my nose now.
You know what's the point of that then?
Nah let's do it.
Yeah let's do it.
You're going to be mad as fuck if you lose.
Did he bring him or not?
Yeah all I got was lettuce. This don't really make no sense.
Yeah y'all got this! No, you're joking.
Boss Paul said joke. What's the deal?
Blow your nose in that man Bro are you crazy
Nah I'm good at stuff
I don't need to play I'm just gonna go over there. Just go to the crack.
He's got a ring on his arm.
Get your no weight early. That's the winner. Come on, come on.
It's about that anyway.
How much dialogue do y'all have?
Say something funny, Mom.
We need to snap right.
Y'all are so crazy.
Okay.
I got what you had to say, Joe.
Yo, I would actually... If you do something on Instagram and let you know it's over. Okay. No bro, no if you're gonna do it-
Nah let's do it! Let's do it!
Let's go left!
Let's do it with me!
No cause then you say try to make me left but not the left one
She started laughing at one of my shitty jokes.
Y'all come on let's do it.
Oh, makes for sending me.
I said bro, Max and Jason should look at this
Don't look at it.
Nah, you ain't even checking
that's official
Nah, it's all good bro Good job I don't think anyone said that.
Did you ask them? What?
Oh, they only do that. That's the shit they only do?
I can't eat any of the cookies bro
I'm gonna eat a frankie
Yo dude, you rage and what's it name? I'm gonna call him Rage
Is Rage streaming do y'all know
You are not Rage And you do not need to be in the Why listen to them? We the hacks.
We the hackers and losers.
No they are.
I'm training, I'm training.
Are you new land tomorrow?
I'm only 1,500 calories. Oh, you already did?
Maybe not dying at this point.
Are you streaming tomorrow too?
That's a second comment.
Alright then.
Alright bro, I'll see you. Alright bro. Alright, there. I'm assuming...
I lost 40 pounds in 3 months.
5'9".
480 now equals 180. I'm going to be honest with you. I need some milk. You should. Just work it out.
Yo, Stucky!
Yo are you with B-Land tomorrow?
Alright, bye. What time?
What time?
Yeah.
Oh no!
Now we finish.
Exactly how we do it. Watch the go-ya.
That is perfect. You know why?
It says a lot of stuff. Holy shit. It says a lot of stuff Another? Yeah! You're gonna give me like that now?!
Wooo!
That is actually a congrats for nothing.
You better talk to your people.
Wow! You better talk to your people. You better talk to your people that did that.
Hey, there are some of them who have done it before.
Yeah!
I'm getting a piece of the cookie!
That looks funny.
Hey-ya, hey-ya.
Not that one.
What the fuck is this?
This shit is high as a foot. Why is this all up here?
Are you from Jersey too? I'm a I'm a I'm a
I'm a
I'm a
I'm a
I'm a
Jason
Jason
W. Banks
W. Banks
and W. Boss
of course, Jason
and that was and that was Shut the fuck up and I'll be boss. Of course Jason, I can tell you
shut the fuck up!
Damn is he good.
Straight up sex white people.
And then...we're like close to 30.
Not bad at all?
Really?! I went to the jury hall and walked over there. So, I almost had it. Really?
What's wrong with you?
You want some food?
You just grabbed me with your whole fucking paw! Like a good ice cream, bro?
No!
Yeah kid that looks mad good y'all.
I'm not gonna lie.
Here you go here you go.
But i have lactose intolerance and shouldn't be eating this.
Nah that should just ruin my whole fucking night bro. I have lactose intolerance, I shouldn't be eating this.
Nah that should just ruin my whole fucking night bro
That was some shit
Not what we're talking about
Them brownies look good too
They look good bruh The cake don't look good? No. It looked good, right?
The cape don't look good?
Cape would do it again.
You want me to come along or...
What? Come on I'm kidding.
No no no!
Let me get some rock.
What is this?
It's a butter carrot cake.
Ew carrots, ew!
Hold it.
If I want to tie that thing down...
HAHAHAHA If I want to tie it, I can't go.
Dude he grabbed it like this.
Finally we get some clips. They didn't forget we see fuck. You like that shit? That shit tastes good in here.
I just get hungry.
You want to get crazy?
Yeah, you got it?
I did though but he already got me.
He already got me.
You know what I mean?
I'm going to go and get some food.
I'll be right back.
I'm going to go and get some food.
I'm going to go and get some food. I'm going to go and get some food. I'm going to go and get some food. I done get angry. You wanna get crazy?
He already got me with the vocal shit
I already know, I already knew
Waste of food and still gonna eat it
You're disgusting
They gon' shout at you out in your shouting you out let me hear it let's hear sound off I'm going to go ahead and get the uh I'm a warrior, and I love to live. Let's get plenty kicks like the money man.
I'm gonna do this for the world
Remember that fucking stage
When they say you'll see no legend, then you'll pay
I'ma play this group and get crazy
Somebody like them will just kick your ass Nigga he ain't stay shit about me, I'm just saying shit He said jacks for about me bitch
Man throw my shit in the middle of reality and got me fucked up
No I didn't miss shit bro
Honestly
No bro that
was that was my twitch friend
i heard him so you want me to go back
and embarrass myself again so I'm going to give you a shout out. Shout out to everyone.
Man, nobody said that shit.
Alright, sir!
I heard that I'm doing the drawing?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We gotta make sure the light is right. That's because you signed on?
Well, you can't see the card in the light.
Don't say it.
I want them to guess.
Oh, this one?
Alright, what do you think of his mask? Oh, this one? Yeah. That's good.
Alright what do you think of his best?
Um...20....
I was off!
Oh my god that means it's late night time. I'm not playing bottom left!
What do you think?
Based on that reaction
I'm thinking...
I'm sorry to tell you this, but if we can play coverlet, I'll come take it.
Take it off your remote!
Hold up.
That makes sense? I thought we said mate number 6!
Where are they set?
Oh, we got the private room.
That doesn't matter.
You sure?
WHAT?!
That's what I'm saying! Why do we get to this block-
We crossed through!
Oh no, never again.
Lemme see. Brother, never again.
What was he? Brother just guess what do you think it is?
Like 1.5
900
Negative It's 900 flat. Let's play the roulette, bro. Yo, you want me to do this?
You want me to air you out or no?
Go ahead and air me out.
See if he likes it. Go ahead do it. Let's hear it.
Come on bro let's just do it
I'm definitely not going to eat it three days in a row.
Okay go! Pick the 3 cards.
So just to be clear Max is
the dark one Jason is the dark one.
Jason's the dark one?
Mine's private.
And I'm the other one?
Yeah.
Now let's do it!
We gotta get a camera on the clip.
Just show me...
Please, please! Put him behind my back and you tell me when to stop.
Okay, stop.
Okay, do your...
Which one has two cards?
Okay what are you guys going to do?
Two cards or the one card get two cards or one card?
Can we just do the one card or the one?
Show us the one card like this. Don't show it in camera
Woo! Yes! I won my epic cover! Oh my god Oh Thank you I always fucking pay. Fuck this suit.
Like what am I?
Let me smoke a blunt.
Nah, that's crazy bro.
Don't use the ax though.
Y'all wait.
No! You're the biggest loser! Where's that one? Another one! Oh my god, oh my god.
I shoot the bat and it shoots right at you.
You should've shot him off.
Oh he has to...
He took the other one.
That's what I'm saying.
Awwww. What was the other one?
Man of steel more like man of paid for meals!
It used to be funny. Nah, that one hit. Yo, I've been like kinda eating at everything bro.
What is this? What is this orange shit bro?? It's just love sheet.
Wow
Max you paid six bands for clothes and another $900 for this?
Today's a great day.
What is that?
Actually I didn't have any clothes today.
I'm going to get shoes from Ron in I'll just go to the bar in Austin.
Thank you man.
Good fucking day.
Fuck you.
Let me text our wonderful guy.
Y'all two over here right Yeah, I got a phone for you, right?
Yeah, I got it.
Lisa?
Thank you so much!
Did anyone park with Ali?
Can we get a new ticket? Oh... Did anyone park with Valet? Yeah.
Can you take it?
Yes.
I'll give you the number.
Oh, good deal.
Appreciate that.
Just hang a right and just go to your left instead. Not gonna lie, like, I've been fucking killing this shit.
Ah just knock that off?
Yeah alright man.
Damn boy!
You're a fuckin' beat me.
I have to circle a tit right?
Me and Dempsey fucked it up.
Thanks for... congratulations from...
Why did yall leave the tits on me?
Y'all like ass? Congratulations. I want to leave the tip, by the way.
Yeah, that's good.
Don't piss in the wind.
Huh?
Appreciate it.
That's my tip.
Don't piss in the wind.
That's a good tip!
I've never played this game and y'all have never paid me to ever
get into it, but I...
You literally agreed to the fucking roulette, shit.
That was your idea!
I guess not.
I'm not gonna lie, Max is an L band. He doesn't check two bands. Facts.
Yes sir?
Oh you see him right there?, he's not.
I'll actually give you a lot though.
Is that alcohol?
Bro is that like a grape in the cake? Shut up, Paul and Banks.
Shut up bro, Banks really done us a part of this mess.
Mr. Golds, for $20.
I'll call it. Still want food. Mr. Groves, you're worth like $20.
You know what? I'm not the same niggas who don't take your Uber Eats driver.
Bummer ass nigga!
I understand growth to act rich.
You got act rich. You wouldn't understand.
You were raised rich. He got two cars.
Yeah?
Guess what?
That's us, that's us.
Guess what bro?
And he know we in the driver's.
He has one everyday car and then he has a luxury truck. What type of crazy thing is that?
I've never heard of it.
Oh, okay.
You can't come back here.
You have to watch that car.
How much? $500,000?
No!
Oh yeah...
That's not a problem. That was good. Thank you, thanks Will.
Six days for Omaha. This looks bad for all the whores in fucking Florida. Not around here, I'm just shitting you.
So you never know if it'll be a loser. Appreciate that.
Appreciate that, WMI who gets asses nigga. I appreciate that. Appreciate that, WMI. Who gets ass in the guy?
I appreciate it.
Hold on one second.
.
Yeah, why am I upset?
.
.
.
.
.
.
... I'm upset. I hear you, bro.
Taxi driver should move to return back closer.
Cop or not your family for real? Why are y'all making that noise?
We've got a Twitch stream where all they do is run ads every 8 minutes and tell other viewers just to sit. I should be the first person who does that. so Thank you. Oh! I got no time with it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Right? Yeah. yeah yeah right yeah it's gotta be
oh yeah i got you oh yeah no I got you.
Oh yeah no, I got you!
Do you mind holding this for a second Pepsi?
Ayy!
When I rap on these beats, these niggas don't even feel my feet
I'm rapping to speak, these niggas on my D These niggas suck my D, I'll suck the D
Like Sketch sucked the D
They're picking me and you, baby.
Hold on.
Hold up one more.
And then hold on one more, one more, one more. Goodbye.
Nice to meet you.
You know Istanbul? uh Oh yeah! Get a few more Got it?
Get a few more.
Oh, stop move!
Ok I got you, got you, got you.
Oh shit I got you, I got you, I got you. You're gonna get it. No, I'm ready. You're gonna come already?
No, I'm like...
Look at my laser!
What the f***?!
It's nice to meet you, I made this food What the fuck? Y'all want a picture with me too?
No, get back in the car.
Y'all don't know who he is?
No bro. I got no hands man. Really Dempsey?
The weenie!
Oh, do you ladies know me?
Do you ladies want a picture of me?
Ladies, I wanna pick with my boy.
Dr. Roberto right here. He's famous oh no not lately are you serious it was the driver what's wrong with me it was the drive somebody mom and then i'm a seven year old! You sick sick fuck.
He's killing that tank, son. yeah I mean, I don't got no doubt. there's nothing're going to OpsCon Get in there!
I'm going to get off the phone.
I don't want to be on pay them the other day, please. Come on bro.
Why is no one taking my money?
I got you.
I got you.
Let's go.
Wait how much do we owe him?
I don't know.
Probably a couple hundred dollars.
Okay.
I'm gonna take it.
I'm gonna take it.
I'm gonna take it. I'm gonna take it. I'm gonna take it. i got you i got you let's go wait how much do we have right I'm on my own page! And...
Yeah, I know what time it is.
It's Riz time! Why y'all saying LMAO?
Are they on clips?
Are y'all niggas on clips?
The fuck, why are y'all laughing?
We are not funny people
Why are y'all laughing?
Yeah back to the group, back to the group. Appreciate you bro
Now streaming don't even feel like it.
Maybe its because you guys are competing against each other
It doesn't bother me at all
You're a funny looking lady. Huh?
Yo bro, I'm not gonna lie you be talking- I don't know if your talking to me or not
What are you talking to me? Or what are you talking to the industry?
Speak up and use that big boy voice
we going against amp and d-block dude in a couple weeks I got a pack too. That's awesome! Come down the line.
Fuck you!
Fuck you!
Yo, are we on the same phone now?
Damn!
Y'all have tiktok competition for my guys take that competition still no money
winner gets
2.5 thousand second place one point five thousand third place 500
Based off who gets the most views
from now until the end of August.
And,
I'm going to do a class today.
Second thing,
um,
the CMB logo guy already won. We still need to find some logos so pick that up.
Winners $500 for each.
You can do both but...
Please don't make no shitty shit I will ban you from my court
and just end it up Send them shitty ass up.
Pixar logos. Don't send that out. Fuck you. Don't send it. Let me play some raw shit. I like to hate speed.
Keep that going bro, don't even be into it.
I'm gonna call your girlfriend, I'm to see your girlfriend I wanna have a pretty girlfriend
I wanna sleep with her
I wanna sleep with her all night
Damn what's the name of this song?
We are This that shit.
I'm trying to fight your butt.
I'm trying to lick your butt.
Yo, Charlie? Go get a trailer. fight your butt i'm trying to lick your back
yeah it's highly hard bro wait isaac how much uh how much for the date? It could be like $2,000 or...
You know what I got nervous as hell.
WI's are gonna check!
Don't be afraid to tax them i'm not paying games so you got this I'm gonna go with the most important one. I'll just start from 7, okay?
I'll make a little thing that is so easy to navigate
and something that's nice
and it's not bad
It's not bad
You can't be like 40 minutes out yet 40,000. 40,000? I think I'm 24 years old.
You're 24 hours in there.
40 hands and that goes all the way to one. That is insane! Holy shit!
That is insane. Oh no!
Where's your shy stick?
Are you serious? Like bro, you need a wedgie my nigga.
Instead of me wedging it Jason, I need to wedge your yo-punch in!
What the fuck are you doing?
Come get me!
Fuck Mason. What the fuck are you doing? Come get me! You're getting more fun.
No, he ripped my underwear!
I didn't even wear a thong!
I miss Cash Max.
The fucker. I miss 300 viewers with Lil Durk on the streaming wall.
Super low, super low.
I go below the ball. I go for the ball, man.
I know for a goose.
With that being said...
What was my favorite Cardi song?
And you're sitting there like Come here girl. Awwww I'm sleepy. I don't need to see you being mad. Ha!
I didn't mean it that way.
Ha!
I didn't mean it that way.
Hey, man.
I don't need to hear your badness.
I'm telling y'all soon when we get back to the mountain.
I'll let you know in a minute.
When I get back before 10,
I need to know for the Kenny Challenge tomorrow.
We are doing it, don't be late.
What should I have to get to with the pay?
How much money?
Like a hotel room or something
what's the dollar probably
I'm only doing that part guys
get me a break and I get her up to kiss Yeah, oh my God, I just did it since
And nigga we fly with it
When is this worse when these niggas can make their song hit people?
Bro, why you think y'all do this worse?
Oh, I had that thing for y'all do this for us?
You think they can't make songs? I know, I know, I know.
God damn it business bro I get it but
I don't understand what this rules
I gotta have to take a call
But I'm through with this front man
I walk in the ring and I laugh I will do it... I'll do it this way.
No, I'll do a song worth-
Y'all let me know who y'all wanna see next.
Uhh..
Spice? No no no, not creating this fuck out of here................. I'm here for the bet. okay These niggas pleasing overhose So I keep it up
Even when I'm in my f*****g show
I keep
RASTA ME
RASTA ME
RASTA ME
RASTA ME I'm not afraid Just get free
Got too much, got to much
Got too much Got too much
Not too much I'm not doing nothing, bitch.
Why you so funny?
Niggas can't even have fun no more since they switch ass up and they find out about this
nigga's fucking house.
You know what I mean?
Yes! i never don't make it AHHHHH! STOP ME! I'M GONNA PUT YOU IN THE BACKSTREET!
I'm gonna put you in the backstreet
I'm gonna put you in the backstreet
I'm gonna put you in the backseat
Now that bitch is ragging, ragging, ragging
That bitch is ragging So just piss the L.A. off I can brag, brag, got the best way
Took a picture and made that big bet
I just tryna rock here so I don't take a chance
I could throw this box to some killer like Ben
Sit on next tell your mama
how to stick your checks
Standing on the block,
girl you still want the best
45 minutes for the train
yeah we dancing I got gold money When I fuck my son for ass
Don't cry
I'm fat
Sad
Nigga got a pad
Got the head
Bitch kinda won't believe it
Have too much
Have too much Have too much I got you.
You want to hear that mature shit? Got you.
What the fuck?
Niggas said it's like when a 12 year old get up, party but okay bitch this what you want to hear?
It's Adele.
Oh my god. you want to hear still yeah know who's on this is dr dre
you act like that's not like the most i think he knowing song he thought you're gonna say snoop dogg right no i mean either way though i
mean he's honest long no that's not what I thought it was gonna say.
I thought...
I thought nigga and-
What are you guys saying?
What happened?
What happened?
WSketch
What is sketch Joe?
How they get to your subs
How many subs does Sketch give?
Nigga, say thank you regardless!
If it's not 180 I don't give a fuck
I'm about to hit 13k subs
You think I fucking care?
10? Gifted? Wow He gifted me 50 yesterday
I'm gonna keep it
He gifted you 50?
Yeah
Ket has never gifted me subs
Probably cause y'all niggas
not in tune with him though even
He gives a G10
or 50.
So what does that mean?
Well,
he gifted me something that says
shake ass.
Oh wow.
And did you?
I mean,
yeah.
Thank you Sketch.
I love you. I did it yeah. Thank you Sketch, I love you.
I did it though.
W Sketch
Is he at the crib?
I don't know but I got a text. Ungrateful.
Yeah, I do bro.
You're gonna have to make shit weird.
Fucking love of human and non-sexual acts.
Hey! Text just gifted TEN!
Thank you, Sketch!
No way that's anything special. He gave you two gifts?
He had to go out his way to do that too because that shit not even an option
So are you really just a bum ass bitch ass nigga?
Yeah, thank you bro.
I said you're a bum ass bitch ass fucking brother. It doesn't hit.
Tight.
Thank you.
So just say it then bro.
I know.
Max Forehead low-key punching?
Damn, bro.
It must be his first day here.
Welcome to Five Star in the way of my ass, nigga.
Not bad as bitch ass.
He heard you?
Yeah, Jason, he heard you.
Thank you for the sub!
Medi, medi five!
Medi with the fire!
Chad do I have a mission?
Medi with the FIRE!
This fucker's gonna die! She dies so quickly, bud.
Is yours dying quickly too?
Does it have some...
That's the same as yours. I've been insecure today with chat now, bruh. I'm not gonna lie, just be messing with y'all. Y'all are playing us head.
That band-ass nuke dog nigga for thinking he was doing something
He thought he had a conspiracy theory cooking him
Actually, just plow out in 10 minutes.
Thanks.
We need to hear some real music.
Ron's crying, oh...
Beep beep beep!
What the hell is up with you? Beat beat beat beat It's the L-Way, don't you know
I'm a big drinker
I'm gonna fuck you with my track
Slug niggas ain't no way
There's some other little shit up in my bag
And I don't need to drink She gon' need to dress up, you gon' get whacked Always follow me
Feel like Gucci Mane
And now that all this shit is coming along
That's what I'm saying
So you gonna fuck your mother
We gone make out all the, so we just stay at home
Rats y'all be eating slow
Now let's keep going on the parlor
Nigga y'all can't handle blood
I'ma go and take a nap
Okay, but finish in the office
And cut me a bitch in water
I've asked for history I've been sitting at top of his mug
You gonna get second love
It's alright if you're on my phone See you in the next video.................. You got a silver vest. That you put on our feet, can I see it?
Who can get Adam Levine that we know of? There's no way anyone can get Adam Levine.
Tav can get anybody.
Nah, Tav liked that bro.
What are you even doing? I'm just trying to make sure he doesn't have any problems with the police. Nah, Todd would like that bro.
What are you even doing? Woah, come on man.
I'm not gonna let no bullshit...
100 thousand bro. You got shit with your head? hundred thousand no shit if you have one guest on the street who would it be
actually I don't know how back a lot but I was gonna guess that and that is some crazy bet.
That's your inspiration?
That's y'all inspiration?
Not gonna lie Duke 20v1 might be the biggest torture room in here then.
Just so to see him raise the bop-
Wait apparently Adam Levine sinks for $20k an hour.
Should we rent him for an hour?
I'm not going to lie if he sleep for $20 a hour my nigga fuck that shit.
Just get that nigga on discord what the fuck!
$20 a hour money out!
Man that nigga might as well go work at chick-fil-a is he
is you trolling there's no way he said for 20 hours now this some that's some ice jj fish ass
money there's no way god do y'all hear this? I don't believe it!
I don't know if he is one of the most popular artists
Like actually, he has some of the most
Oh 20 thousand
Oh
You You're saying cap, right? Big as I am.
Big as hell, big as hell.
Yo, you maybe time this guy out?
Big as hell, big as hell.
Isaac, you're the best! I'm gonna make sure they send that over just to let us know.
Alright bro.
Meet me at the airport tomorrow?
You gotta write your name first.
It's probably going to be really early.
When do you sleep bro
when the sun comes down yeah it's time to can you build it? Yep.... The Hey, mate.
What's up?
When the sun comes down, it's time to creep.
Where are you going?
Hey!
You're going down the wrong one?..... What are they doing
car shit he said carson car yeah um And then I am like me. That's the back of a coach?
Yeah.
Basketball, sit.
Say it's too late to talk. I'm not going to lie, I was waiting for one of these. There's some in the fridge, Jason. I know it. Good call.
Oh!
It's good, That's it?
This is good.
Hey, uh...
That was cool, Brad Bowen!
Oh, we did it! Yeah. bro always good yeah well we have to wake up tomorrow at 4 because our our flight so I'ma see y'all tomorrow. Night out of stream chill ass stream
This was just a chill vibe stream. We had fun shopping, you feel me? Dinner
I'm gonna see y'all tomorrow. I'm doing a pen shit whatever Jason's doing he'll let y'all know
I'ma see y'all boys though.
We gotta go pack.
Big weekend this week!
This nigga finally gonna duke dead his dick off!
Yeah!
Dick riding ass!
Dick riding ass, baby!
You literally cried when you found out he followed you.
Anyways, dog.
I love y'all boys, dog.
It's a good stream.
Five star shit, five star forever.
All right, Jason, chat in the wings.
Love y'all boys too.
All right, we got it. satin wings love y'all boys Thank you. I can't let you fool me out,
but all my mothers and my dad's
life on every other...