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Why hello, how's it going chat?
It is time!
He has reskinned a while and called it Throne in Liberty, who made you this one?
You could be any other way.
You know what happened last night?
I kept playing Throne in Liberty for a little while, and guess what level I am now?
You ready?
And level 49.
The max level is 50.
I'm just eating soup before we start.
Still got ads?
Of course you got ads.
You don't have a sub.
That's some crackle.
Wait, is there a crackle?
Music's crunchy, god damn it.
That's fine.
It's time to turn off the music anyway.
Can I ask something?
You just did, bud.
Can I ask something else?
Again, you just did, bud.
Do you ever read YouTube chat?
I'm reading it right now.
Office hours I stream from midnight until noon.
Every day, except for Thursday.
Why is the game not released worldwide?
Ask Amazon.
No idea, bud.
For some Thursday, I don't screen.
William Osmond.
Something neat.
Something neat planned.
Yes.
Is the soup good?
Yeah, I mean it was.
It's gone now.
I drank it.
I drank it like a cup out of a bowl, dude.
Yeah, something neat, dude.
Like, Papa Meat.
Dude, I need to go back and watch the backlog of Papa Meat videos I haven't seen in a while.
He's using a straw with a soup like a psychopath?
Dude, I would.
You know, like those Boba straws?
Like the big thick ones. I'd drink a soup through that and you would too.
You see the duelingo on the, I don't see it.
What kind of soup was it? Uh, cream of bullshit.
It was, it was a white soup with stuff in it. It's gone now.
I actually have no idea what I just ate because I just woke it up.
Yeah, I have no idea what it was. It's cream of something.
Cream of bullshit, dude. Yeah, no idea.
That's a random bullshit go but in food food.
I exist.
That wasn't soup.
Oh it was.
Ass tense.
Windy D game.
Hey look how cool I look now.
Ready.
I cut 30 minutes into my sleep time regimen and still managed to go to bed.
As such I'm now level 49 and a half.
Is the game any good?
I mean
What did I just say?
Are we just gaming today? No today at 7 a.m. We're gonna do a collab with somebody who's a giant dork, and I'm not talking about me
Yeah
Somebody else. You'll see
You'll see
Terrible eyes heretic. I mean there's gonna be
There's gonna be heresy later
Is it Baru? No, it's not Baru this time. Although Baru is a big dork
And I do need to hang out with Baru more
You know how little that narrows it down?
Yeah.
It could even be you.
That's true.
Double dork day!
That's...
How dare you?
Alright, so I have a quest.
But these are mountains in a way?
There we go.
Let's see what we got there.
What?
Oh wait, when you have this you...
Wait a minute.
When I transform into a goblin butcher, I'll actually be a goblin butcher and other people's screams?
I didn't know that!
That's actually sick. He was like level 15 and everything. I'll see you can't jump when you're a goblin goblins can't jump
Did you know that they can't jump when they can't run?
I run I turn into a wolf unfortunately
Yeah, what a goblin dude
Off we go look at it. Look at that look at that stance
Look at that peak performance
There he is the lad
that is peak goblin efficiency right there we're gonna go there he is what
about skipping goblins can't skip how do they skip with two axes and possible
ridiculously dawn weed have to get it there's one defeat contaminated mitron
at pure light hills and collect contaminated mitron spirit what the hell
What was that? I guess I'm right here.
I literally just need half a level.
And then I'm finally at the max level.
And I have not paid a single dollar.
All of this has been free to play.
Oh, good morning.
I would suffer in Goblins like, yes.
Good morning to you.
Tough herb eaten.
Wait, why is, is that one different?
Weird.
One button.
By the way, I updated my abilities.
So I do like a lot of damage.
It's sort of the idea.
And soon, soon I will have guillotine.
And then I will do more damage than any human should possibly do.
For time zone, I am in Washington state and United states.
Yeah, basically I'm going, I think I'm going to remove strategic rush.
I think I'm going to remove that.
And I'm going to put guillotine there.
And then it's just going to, it's just going to kill, you know.
Where were you when they filmed Twilight?
Very far away.
Thankfully.
Contaminated Purifications, though.
Okay.
That's a bit weird.
I don't know what the hell that just did.
Yeah, my damage is starting to fall behind because I still have good enough weapons.
Y'all just lost the game? That's true. That is accurate.
Yeah, I did.
Unfortunate, really.
Seem to talk about vampires a lot?
No.
I've never talked about a vampire before in my life, couldn't I?
Couldn't be me. You're thinking of somebody else. Nice.
I need to check to see if we can upgrade this even further.
I think we can kill... skill specialization.
So, strategic rush doesn't seem to be the play.
We can make it so bosses can crit less. That's kind of nice.
Bonus damage to prone is not going to matter.
Woolbreaker is already gone.
The setting slash is cool as shit.
And I might switch out... I might switch out...
strategic rush with ascending slash maybe yeah I don't know yet and I don't
know how long prone actually last looks like an NC soft game cuz it is what is
blood devotion transfers 40% of incoming damage from a selected party
member to the user for six seconds the user takes a hundred percent of the
total damage transferred okay so it's hand of sacrifice that's cool that thing
is disgusting holy shit okay so this is gonna replace death blow in my rotation
because this is gonna do bonus damage to prone or shocked targets if it's a normal
to me that can't be stunned they get shocked but it doesn't do it to shock
to stun targets interesting so we'll have to put a sending slash on the bar
and then guillotine a blade on the bar so sending slash can do a knockdown into
guillotine blade. Came in from YouTube shorts when you get to talk about
social engineering and security risks the way that it works is people ask me
questions and then I answer them.
Aldenashi with 500 bits said hey for okay, if not, but was wondering if you could give a general roadmap for block game
I know you want to finish alchemy and neath next which is awesome
But what plans do you have past that?
Personally getting more and more excited for the game as time goes on and more is added
Anyhow god the wigglers are so cute wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle like a ferret
true, it's true
uh... general roadmap for the for blocking we don't actually have a roadmap
for blocking the general idea right now is we want to get alchemy out alchemy is
kind of the current goal and then after alchemy we're gonna be switching over to
working on the
which is a
dungeon that's coming up
so i'm really excited for that dungeon actually
should be a lot of fun to do
but alchemy is the big the big play right now
and i've got some of it done
some of it's in the game right now it's not like fully implemented we've
We've got a lot more potions to make.
Okay, we have to go over there.
I only have 25% left of the level, looks like.
We're almost there.
We're almost there.
Alien Isolation 2? Yeah, I heard about that.
I'm actually kind of excited for that.
Alien Isolation 1 is like, what, 7 bucks?
It's like stupid cheap right now.
I hope you enjoyed the short spot.
Yeah, the way the shorts get made is people ask me stuff through the TTS system and I answer
it and then some of those turn into shorts because you guys clip it and you like it a
lot.
And it turns into that.
Do you play factorial?
I love factorial.
I love factorial.
It's such a ridiculous game, dude.
It will absorb your entire life.
Why am I too far away that there is no reason to rune?
Like in melee range, but it wasn't like melee enough?
Oh, because he's like rolling away.
The longest of pants.
No, it's true.
Look at these little treeleds.
How do you do this?
You learn that a purified mitran spirit can be acquired by purifying a contaminated
mitran at the main waterway.
To help harden and regain consciousness, you are told to bring a mitran spirit
and dormants to play.
I guess we have to go up this way?
Yeah.
I guess we have to go up this way?
Yeah.
I guess we have to go up this way?
Yeah.
I guess we have to go up this way?
Yeah.
I guess we have to go up this way?
Yeah.
I guess we have to go up this way?
I guess we have to go up this way?
All right now I gotta go that way
The NPC sounds like AI I don't think it is I think it's a person just reading out the lines
Which is a monumental amount of like voice of a word legitimately so
Absolutely enormous amount of you know nuts really hate the forest internet wait what what do you mean the forest internet?
The line sound a translated know what you're hearing is a
cadence, like an audio that's like the same cadence every time. I always think
it's really interesting like when something sounds clean now people like
that's AI. That looks AI. That sounds AI. It's like I don't have any indication
that this is AI at all. Like at all. What's so ever. Clearly forest internet.
What's forest internet? Yeah, what if chat's AI? AI is given the internet
brain rot. It's true. Look who it is. It's look who it is. Oh, it's this guy. Plank.
And then, what?
He was gone.
Suddenly, a black smoke dropped James.
Are you okay?
Harden! Harden!
He's unconscious again.
Okay, I don't think this was the Likens doing.
If what Harden said was right,
I believe a very sophisticated magic was used in this foul play.
Hmm, he ball is sooner.
I'll take a closer look at Harden.
I will press onward with Da Vinci's soldiers.
I want to investigate this black smoke a little further.
Meatball. Meatball why?
Meatball, you are so ridiculous.
He's the most aggressively loving little man, aren't you?
You know if you pat a cat, they go insane.
If I stop patting him, he slowly loses his mind.
There is.
Today, he broke into my office, didn't you?
And he stood on top of Mojo's enclosure.
closure. Who's a crested gecko? Because you couldn't eat her. Ah. And now Mojo has to
be in a different room, because you're a little shit. Absolute bastard animal.
You really are.
You can't successfully work hard with the ingredients you received.
We see the kid in him and he's right here. He's laying down around the hall.
I did it! I'm level 50! It's finished! It's done!
you Henson.
Killed contract.
I hope they're alright.
Wait, did we complete that?
Don't worry.
We'll surely find the missing people.
Interesting.
Alright, let's go look at members of the guild and see who has done things and who hasn't.
Ah, yes.
Expel.
This means they killed three monsters.
We're gonna do that as the cut-off for now.
We're seeing like 50's of the cut-off for now.
There we go.
Except, no, that's not true.
I just kicked four people.
She lied to me.
Two, three, four.
There we go.
Don't worry, by the end of the stream, I guarantee there's gonna be more people kicked out.
Pick up the magic communication to those.
There we go.
So now that I'm 50, now I can change all my build.
Now it's time.
Because now we have guillotine blade.
And a shot at victory.
Slams a target with the sword, dealing 730% base damage plus 51.
Certain shield skill damage increases by 20% for 6 seconds.
Oh, we need a special book to upgrade this.
Precious skill growth omnipotence.
That's interesting.
Yeah, that's really interesting, actually.
So it doesn't grow with normal books.
It grows with something new.
Raises the shield to increase max health and current health by 20% for 6 seconds.
increases the current health equal to the amount of max health increased so this
just is a no shit button I think it's a better oh shit button in this one so we
just do that this is a lot of damage though shot of victory is just like a
smack in the face damage we'll do that and then we'll do what are we gonna do
with this. What is the cooldown on guillotine blade? 24 seconds? I feel like
getting rid of strategic rush is the play here. Strategic rush doesn't seem like
it matters. Really at all. I think the rating party of 201 by the way nutty. I'll
be having a good day. I just hit level 50 and I'm trying to like figure out
what the hell I'm gonna do with my character. It's a mess. It's an
absolute and total mess. Oh wait a minute. Colliding with a target increases the remaining
cooldown or yeah decreases the remaining cooldowns for all abilities by 14%. Each subsequent collision
on a target decreases the remaining cooldowns for all skills by 1.4% up to three times.
That makes it so that our charge thing here is really good. Shit. Because then it just
removes all my cooldowns. Everything is a combo. Everything is a combo chat. Gelatin
blade. It's damage is amplified by 100% against monsters. Wait, what? On hit,
weakens the target. On successful hit, weakens the target. It removes the
target's healing received. The damage increased by up to 100% proportional to
the charging time. Okay, so I think we're supposed to get rid of death blow. I
feel like that's what we're supposed to be doing with this because it's like
direct hmm I feel like guillotine blade is supposed to be that yeah they both do a
shit ton of damage they almost want to have both of them because it's just death
blow but more now you know I mean yes just have a little bit more so this
windows bonus damage when the enemy is prone so we're gonna have to do is we're
gonna have to take ascending slash okay so let's think about this we're gonna
have to do I think that ascending slash into guillotine blade and ascending
slash the way it works is it we have to stun the enemy shit the Zuby
complicated thrown or shocked targets with ads we're waiting yeah chain or
stun them first we don't really have a chain ability I guess all we chain hook
into it wouldn't we so we'd have to chain hook into ascending slash into
guillotine blade
So there's two combos here. It's stun
Into death blow
And it's chain hook into ascending slash into guillotine blade
That's gonna be complicated. I mean ball is becoming rich
We need five points we have four
And it always the one I don't know how to feel about this yet
It's a lot of damage.
Alright.
I'm gonna try this.
I don't know what it's gonna feel like, but basically the idea is to just shit damage
on my opponent.
We gotta wait for the ads anyway.
Nebo wants all the attention?
I know he does.
He's doing biscuits on my leg.
Remove the charge on death blow?
No.
That's the only thing that makes it good.
good it'd be worthless without that yeah that'd be really bad adds are over so the
combo is going to be chain hook into ascending slash into guillotine blood we
don't know how good or bad this is going to be also I think I need to upgrade
chain hook because I'm pretty sure it's like super low right yeah and we're
just reducing the cooldown this one so the cooldown has gone down pretty pretty
heavily it's at 30 seconds now all right let's kill something with this you
that's cool but I think I don't think it does as much damage they wanted you know
the enemy didn't get knocked prone though we need the enemy to be knocked
prone because the enemy is prone then they take a hundred percent bonus
damage it is slow it's slow but it's also like damage the blur fake blocks
some stats. I know it's going to. I have to have that because this is a free to play of
the moment people are idiots. Say weird shit on the internet. You need more perception enhances
time boost abilities. Hightens awareness during battle increases the accuracy of attack CC
effects enhances time boost abilities. What is time boost abilities? Melee hit chance is
not what we need. I think what we'll do is this. We'll bring strength up to 40.
We need a perception to this. Perception of 30 and strength of 34. I think that makes
more sense because then we can up everything else. Our maximum health is
only gonna be 10, 9, 1, 5. We do this. And if we go full strength, it's 11, 2, 7, 5.
So this is definitely worth it. We have nine points left over.
What can we put that in?
We do in max mana and mana regen
buff duration
That's buff duration cost, but
Yeah, it's probably gonna have a big tax, huh?
Because that's gonna increase our main attack speed
Increases quickness and critical attacks in addition to evasion of max damage
Mainly critical hit chance goes up range critical is chance. Yeah, it's gonna be critical hit chance
And our evasion goes up all of your gears level one upgraded I'm aware
I've been waiting for this, cooldown speed, decreases cooldowns more quickly, and mana
regen goes up.
That's probably not worth it, that probably doesn't really matter.
Do we want that or do we want four points in strength?
I think it's going to be the four points in strength, the more that I look at this.
Eight decks?
It would be nine decks to do that.
It's probably going to be nine decks, let's see that.
Are you free to play?
Yes.
All right, it's time to upgrade my shit.
Oh wait, all right, I'm not telling you stuff.
By not upgrading your gear yet,
you've severely nerfed yourself?
No, I haven't.
I'm quite fine.
Thanks, though.
Let's see.
Do black hole plans?
Nobody is buffed here.
Guild stuff is set up.
Go get those contracts, though.
Let's do it.
Tin night.
It's a morph, cool.
What is this?
It's just a helmet with legs, D.
What is that shit?
Wait, wait, he's in there.
He's a man's head and then he's a skeleton.
That's amazing.
That's honestly amazing.
Like, what a design, dude.
Wow, that's a really good one.
Alrighty.
I think I have everything I need now.
Friend requests are in.
Everything is cool.
Shop stuff we don't need anything.
Grabbed everything.
Okay, so...
Where is...
Is it equipment enchanting?
Yeah, it's level up. There we go.
We can buff up the sword.
There we go.
Probably gonna get this up next.
Yeah, that's huge.
How come you haven't upgraded anything up until now?
Because people said that the game was too difficult, and that you have to pay money to do it.
So I literally didn't upgrade any of my gear.
And played fully free to play.
To show that that's bullshit.
I made it all the way to maximum level.
Literally played with the highest amount of disadvantage.
Fully free.
And we're fine.
Maxim out at least the weapons, I'm gonna be maxing out the weapons.
I will be.
This is probably the play too.
Because that, that cloak is disgustingly strong.
Hmm, let's see.
There we go.
Yeah, I'm just gonna get everything up to rank 3 at the minimum.
Anything that's green, we're maxing out.
Because I can just merge it into the next item.
There we go.
You
Let the damage begin
All right, we've run out of points. Wait, what's up? Wait till it's 15k?
Six K viewers must be fun to mod. Oh, yeah, no by the end of the stream, dude
We're only an hour in by the end of the stream. This will be like 10 to 15 K
And then like another 2K on YouTube. It was wild
How do you like it feel like it needs work? No, I think this is fun, dude
Meatball are you?
He's grabbing me and trying to bite my arm
Why are you doing this?
Feminite bonus damage.
What is this one straight?
Critical chance.
What?
What do you want?
You want belly pets or is that a trap?
Because you're a cat.
I'm on to you.
Okay, so, what we'll probably have to do is do all of these to level 5, which makes
the most sense. Like all the blue armor to level five. Meeple. You're dangerous, my dude.
Now we can do the chest piece. That one's done. Legs. I'm basically doing the most impactful
pieces first. And we're done. And now we're at 1800 combat power. Which is exactly where
you want to be. Hey, must be an insane power up now. Yes. I went from around
1,000 to 1,800
It's funny too because everyone's like oh you're gonna do it for yourself and later. It's like no no, I'm not
This is a fully free-to-play character with two days of gameplay
Have you collected the patches in the store which use the cosmetic coins free? I don't know what you're dying
There's a game free to play. Yes
They're gonna grind out purple gear. Yep, and then we can merge our blue gear into the purple gear make it better
I also need to get some blue slots for some of these some of these are green
green in bed
And like now I have 500 cell rates though. I still have to practice my new rotation. That's a problem
Is it pay to win? Well
Pay to win really depends on if a person for me the limit for me is like
Can other people get a permanent advantage over me?
By paying money and like the answer so far is no
Will that change later? Oh, yeah, we're gonna find out
Now it's dungeon time. I think
First off, we're gonna do secret dungeons
Because now I have access to all of these.
And this is gonna be purple stuff, I guess.
Yeah, like it's giving me purple...
Stones and shit.
Let's try this out.
It's Guild Wars 2 for sure. It's kind of like Guild Wars and Lost Ark kind of kid.
Yeah.
Uh, I've just been cursed.
That's probably good.
The hell is that?
Okay.
Oh, he's so annoying.
That's a cool hit.
Watch you.
Oh my god. He's so annoying dude. You ever just... I think you just have to keep rotating with this guy.
Okay, so he's making it so I can't see my own HP. And he's gonna kill me because of that. It's really annoying actually.
There we go. What the hell was that?
That was a new ability. Okay, I understand what I have to do now.
Yeah, he hit some kind of an enrage. Oh, there's a page over here. Yeah, it was a one-shot. I understand what I have to do now.
I'm not used to this new combo. I really don't think the ascending slash actually works.
I really don't think it does.
Like it doesn't, it doesn't feel good.
Because prone just never happens.
Yeah, it just doesn't feel good.
Don't get pulled in. It's not about getting pulled in. This doesn't, this combo feels bad.
It feels clunky as shit.
I think what I'm gonna do is this.
Yeah, the combo feels wrong.
Wait, what the hell?
That knockdown is the problem.
Minus that.
What? Why did that just happen? That was really weird, dude. Like my character just decided to walk forward instead of finish his actual ability.
And he's dead. Really? You blow up and try to kill me at the end? Super annoying.
What is the HP bar? Go purple, it obscures your amount of HP. It chose to hide it from you.
It's a weird, weird boss.
Yeah, super cheap shot at the end, dude.
Rowing Avalos Umbermancy.
What is this shit?
What do you have?
You cannot be pulled or pushed by any external power.
Dusk Madness, Knight, Damage Delt, and Damage Taken both increased.
Alright.
I mean, I escaped the ring.
Okay, that's a cool ability. I like that.
I really like this little maze thing.
It deploys his own labyrinth, dude.
Is classic mode or action mode better?
Classic mode is tab target.
Action mode is like an action RPG.
Uh, I use classic mode.
That was fun.
I like that.
Power explosive scorpion.
Lure the explosive scorpion into the sand trap.
Hey buddy.
Okay, it's gonna be under the ground again?
What's he doing?
Okay, I guess that's all I need to do.
You got adds and I can't pause it.
What?
Why didn't they get pulled into the center of that?
Did you see that?
Like, they're literally sitting on it.
Okay, game.
Like literally I pulled it into the right spot and they just didn't do the effect.
It was not the wrong sandstorm because that's the one he pulled out of.
It was very clearly the correct sandstorm.
Like look, it's the one that has the crystal on it, right?
So like, see this one now is on there?
We pull it all the way over here.
Oh, they got stuck in that.
There's nothing I could do about this.
I'm probably going to die here.
Yeah, dead.
Or not.
So his minions were sitting on the correct sandstorm,
and they just didn't work.
Like, I don't understand why that happened.
They're exploding detonated outside, so they didn't.
No, no, no.
They were literally sitting in the center of the sandstorm,
and they just did nothing.
Like, nothing at all.
You need to press Q?
No, Q is a shield ability.
That's not what we're talking about.
We're talking about the mechanic of the boss did not function that happens often
Yeah, it's super weird dude. Like it's very obviously bug like a hundred percent. We're not talking about Q. There's nothing to Q, dude
He put he pops up the I'm aware he pops up with a purple trail ends
I pulled all the dudes into the correct sandstorm and they just sat there in the sandstorm and didn't go off on the correct one
CTS on yeah, I gotta hit the button the ADHD Santa has obtained the cursed quest
Any HD Santa? What is explosive turnout? Dude, you're not listening at all. It was
explosive. It was just explosive and on the right storm and did nothing.
First quest for you. Draw chat being wrong about mechanics. Yeah, average chat moment.
Bingo. I'd kill it so you'd hate it, Steve. Now watch. This is the one where the purple
trail enough and let's see if it actually blows up this time that one actually
blow up last time it didn't no you idiots oh that's fine I guess can't block it
it's done forever there we go managed to live it managed to live we'll do the
um the first question about it just the second I don't have an ability
There we go.
Figure score right now?
Uh, 1844.
Okay, you have 1,844.
Curse quest for ADHD Santa.
Let's see.
Where's this from Chronos?
ADHD Santa, do you want art, cooking, or interpretive dance?
Man of gold like number five.
What?
How's the ground of his game?
It's been fine.
I need to listen two days.
Use your shield to create transferring ray on the blue device.
What?
Transfer the ray to the blue device. Use the shield. What is this? What is that?
That's probably bad, right? Oh hi. Is it immune to stun? Oh! Alright. Preach the
lightning wall. This really isn't that bad. This fight is really not bad at all.
Yeah, it's really not bad. The other fights I think were mechanically more
annoying.
Sellerette?
I haven't used it yet.
We always hate a beholder.
You know that?
You know how we hate a beholder.
You know that?
Yeah.
80HC San Luisud, you said.
You asked for cooking.
All right.
Here's what you need to do.
Let's think about this.
Considering the monster we have on screen, considering the monster we have on screen,
I need you to make a dish that involves meatballs in some way, but you have to make the food
arranged in a formation where it looks like my face, including meatballs somehow.
That's right.
You have to make, yeah, meatballs.
Meatballs in somehow in the shape of my face overall, the whole dish is the hardest
boss.
Well, that sucks.
Hmm.
That's been beat both for dinner, nice.
Alright, let's think about this.
Um, no, let's not think about it.
Let's find out what he does.
Why was my character locked in place?
I was trying to run and he just wouldn't move.
That was weird.
Does he put a slow on you or some shit?
That's a crazy slow.
I'm gonna have to use our precision dash to do that.
to do that yeah all right okay so you you actually have to charge through it I
was gonna try and like walk through it but you can't you have to charge so I
need to put that on my bar in a way that matters we'll put it over there and
free yeah I was hoping you just walk around it but I guess not when he's
red you can stun him I thought he was hard he's mechanically challenging
I mean yeah you're supposed to it's a block what is gonna see this company
beholders is like the D&D thing you know beholders existed like in all media now
like they're everything yeah the dash is huge you have to have a dash you don't
have a dash I don't know what is this one after operating the light attack
to awaken the tower what oh it makes me fast I remember this fight wait a
a minute. Okay, I'm morphed while this is going on already. That's interesting. It morphed
me into like an ability. Oh, he's stunned me. I have to not touch the little shadow guys?
Is that the mechanic? Yeah, I don't really understand what the mechanic is saying, but
it seems kind of easy. Oh, shadow people. That's interesting. What are some of the
shadows makes a difference? I don't know. It was pretty easy, though, like that mechanic
was sort of a mean. Bissell contract token efficiency plus 0.5%. So I'm getting permanent buffs. Is that what this is doing?
What did that just give me?
It gave me a little dude. I tried bulletkicking the vision to you right. It's awesome. It's amazing.
Sorry if you got asked this question before, but what is your opinion on the auction and the way they handle the store? It reminds me completely of Warframe.
That's exactly how the auction house in Warframe works. And I think that's great. Like I like Warframe's auction house. I really do.
All your amateurs have collection buffs, so that's what this is
Is it just because the overall amount of amateurs that I have?
Or is it something else?
I got a raven. That's cool
What is growth points by the way?
Hi, me ball. You're dangerous
Yeah, what is a growth point adds to your morph levels. Yeah, what is a morph level?
We're from oxygen ounce. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, so um
Um, the Warframe, like, the way that you can sell mods to other players in Warframe, and
you can get, uh, platinum for it, it's exactly the same system.
Meaning it's a real money currency auction house that is used by all of the players.
Yeah, the Warframe market.
Exactly.
It's exactly the same as the Warframe market.
It's just, like, good.
Was that the new Diablo expansion?
I'm not playing it right now.
Isn't that, like, Plex?
No.
It is not, like, Plex.
This is a monthly game time token, that'd be like the World Warcraft token.
A mortal guardian, what do we got here?
Collision resistance.
Oh, he could be stunned, that's cool.
Alright, so I think I'm supposed to use these barriers?
Yeah, okay, we'll use it for this.
That was weird.
Oh, he's healing.
I see now.
It's a really weird boss.
It's a really weird boss.
I'm out of stamina.
It's jumping back up takes stamina. It's so annoying. It's such an annoying boss, dude.
Kind of looking at the ability there to see if there's anything I can do that's better than that. I don't think there is.
That fight was just weirdly annoying.
How's Finn doing? Finn's doing okay.
He's just got to get along with the others.
Okay, Tidal's soul.
Yeah, it was an annoying boss. If he's invincible, how can I still see him? Exactly.
what the tower awakens when you approach your ally when you're gonna talk
about zero-day exploit do you know what a zero-day is that could be anything my
dude it's like when you're gonna talk about bread we're gonna do it what zero
day show me a CVE my dude I was weird okay so I have to stand in front and
then block it is that what I'm doing me ball now is not the time but not
right now me fall me fall it was like I'm helping there we go I didn't actually
know you could block for an ally like that it's actually really interesting
that's a mechanic I was completely unaware of really cool fight actually
that taught me a new mechanic that I didn't know but yeah that taught me a
mechanic I didn't know anything about actually is blocking for an ally which
I think is really interesting that's not something I knew anything knew you
could do. Like really cool. You can turn off the info you can have over a skill in the
hotbar. I don't want to turn that off. That's like back seating to have less
information from the game. Like why would I want that? Why does this look like
League? Man look at look at this League of Legends game. What? What's the matter with you?
Why does this look like Roblox? Exploding flame desert where the tower
awakens if you attack. I'm gonna run ads now so that we don't have ads in
in the middle of the fight because it will otherwise. I will see you guys in just a moment
we're in a pause during the ads. Do some TTS time.
Aaron Goesha with 500 bits said good morning L.
Good morning.
Blinded by Science83 with 500 bits said reflecting on WoW for a moment, I've played most of
the classes and specs over the years, some I've clicked with, others not so much.
How about you, have you come across a class, spec combo that you just couldn't wrap
your head around or get into?
Rogue anything rogue. I just don't like rogue
It felt like dancing in the keyboard, which is like cool
But also like I just don't like the gameplay and I've never really liked the gameplay. It kind of felt bad to me
So yeah, there's that. I just realized something. I didn't upgrade all of my bonuses over here. I also didn't upgrade this
There we go
That's a lot more damage for me
Faye underscore Viking underscore princess with 500 bits said I have made a
third attempt at making dice and this time they're usable with only a couple
of spots I could and did fix with some UV resin.
That's awesome. Making dice is not an easy endeavor so I would tell you that's
friggin rad. That's awesome. Legitimately so.
Alright, adds are gone. I've upgraded a bunch of my passives so this one made
so that my hit chances for magic melee and ranged are now like way higher, and my skill boost damage is way higher, and it's based on my max HP.
So it also increases my stun chance, which is huge. So that should be good.
Where'd you 30 just a few hours ago? Now you're ahead of me in the game. I'm level 50, yeah.
Okay, I know what I'm supposed to do with that mechanic, but I feel like it wasn't bad.
You have to parry it, and you can parry things that don't pop up using purple circle.
I thought you'd have to bury it, but why is there like a tornado on the ground?
Like that looked like it was supposed to be a mechanic I either stood in or stayed out of.
And I don't really understand what it is.
Also, why am I gaining experience at level 50?
Do I get for stage levels or some shit?
No, no, no, there's a wind, like a dirt tornado that she spawns during that phase.
Not the fire tornado, guys.
There's like a sand tornado that she spawns near herself.
The bigger tornado does, I stood in it and it didn't do anything.
Weird very odd. 51 is coming soon. Okay
there
Nightmare conductor. Oh son of a bitch. Come on
The game just turned me out of the wolf form. All right
Literally changed me out of wolf wolf form right before I jumped
automatically on its own
Cool game. So dog shit. I hate that. I'm gonna max it
Come on
Yeah, undead. That sucked. Got a lot of tokens so far though. Let's do it again.
All right, now actually stay in Wolf Form, please. No, see it keeps changing me out of
Wolf Form randomly. Yeah, easy fight. How many hours do you have? I've only been
playing for two days. Revenger Skeleton Commander. All right. All right, know if I like that.
those guys are pretty easy to kill I was a little concerned at first that's a
little smoking all right I feel like if I stood inside of that I'd be dead right
now so I was wondering why your HP was so low shit this is not great Jesus Christ
that does not work I screwed up there we go I thought there's gonna be a
third phase. That was really close. Wait, did I win it? Am I done? How did me pause
to do you go through? That is the first time I have ever used a potion ever in
the history of the game. And I used two of them during that fight. That is the
only time I have ever used a potion. Ever. Ever. Yeah. And now you have
potions? Yeah. It's the first time I've ever used them. Let's go see what our
morphs that's kind of cool so what are growth points what do those do do we know
what that does what is that what does that even do you sound like a Dutch man
dude I was born in California growth points to level up morphs what where does
one level up a morph like where does that exist is it special oh this okay
so this is the level based on all the morphs that we have is that what this
is okay so the more morphs you get the faster it goes all right that's cool I
dig that it's just faster speed that's cool well I give me a bunch of battle
pass levels to codex collection cool the battery recharging resistance contract
rights can it exceed max lines and tell me to go to the shop is there
something interesting oh wait the storage chest
Ah, yes.
For my Twitch drops.
Done.
Alucard with $5 said with the announcement of an alien isolation sequel, I decided to get the game on Steam.
Oh.
Currently on sale for around $8.
That's cool. I'm digging that.
Oh, this is- this is free.
I didn't realize this was free.
I was ignoring this.
Whale in two minutes.
Patch bags for items.
What patch bags?
You mean this stuff? No, I want to get this.
Yeah, Alien Isolation sequel, I decided to get the game on Steam currently, so for 8 bucks.
Yeah, I think it was like 740 or some shit the other day.
How's your impression so far? I made it to level 50 in 2 days, fully free to play.
I haven't bought anything and I just beat all of the secret dungeons, which are solo
content.
So like, it was good man. You have more that's free, where's the other free stuff?
transfer ticket free should I should I get that because it's staying my account
forever now it says one day yeah and I don't get that nothing else in here is
free man basically the game has content for only two days no I hit max level in
two days what have you ever played an MMO get those growth books and armor no
no I won't I almost have enough ornate coins to get a pet you don't
I don't understand how I play these games, my dude.
Growth books, please.
Ridiculous behavior.
Cosmetics of the end game, my dude.
I've seen that PVP has paid a win.
Now that I've seen so far.
Guild time.
We finished another quest.
That's good.
And we need to give stuff.
Done.
Let the guild become stronger.
All right.
Guild contract is looking good.
It's time to level the shit out of our dungeon, out of our guild.
I have to raid the ant nest.
Nice.
Is that Pirates of the Caribbean music? No, it's not. But it's very funny.
Matterfall trades with 500 bits said Happy Tuesday Fall and Community.
I just wanted you all to know that your nipples are older than your teeth.
Have a great day everyone.
Tomorrow the quest will be mine.
That's technically true.
Your nipples are older than your teeth.
I'm not a fan of them.
I'm not a fan of them.
All right anybody want to come with me to go do some PvP man because it's open at night
Join me the mods were fed $20 makes the 20 bucks the mods in your eyes
Titcho 5796 with 500 bits said MSG 1 3rd high for Java Dev Master
I got a question regarding Godo. I have an idea regarding a game, but have zero experiment in coding
Is it possible to build a 3d multi-level base bunker builder with decent graphics in Godo?
with multi-level I mean something like evil genius to yeah I don't see why
that wouldn't be possible yeah I don't I don't see why they wouldn't be quality
Stalin these enemies aren't even high level these enemies aren't really bad
and they're dropping Stalin or you have multiple floors is that what it is
me as an ant colony so what is Stalin or used for an emirate or I don't
I think I've seen that. This is not the way. We just go deeper.
Oh look, a player. They're level 50.
They have about as much HP as I do.
Oh look, another- His name is Ganja Goblin.
Squish. Oh wait, Deastropper Marindor too.
Which is the type of ore that comes off of the whale.
Holy shit. Why would I go to the whale when I could just do this?
This is ridiculously fasted in the well.
Is this the presidential election? Yeah, we're actually all voting for ants.
Yeah, we figured it out, bud.
Squish.
I'll get that soldier.
Right, sword mastery? Oh, yeah, I can keep gaining mastery levels, can't I?
Uh...
Because now that I'm maximum level,
the mastery levels and the weapons becomes the thing.
Hmm...
Yeah, let me check something real quick.
Okay, yeah, now we're gonna be able to do this really fast.
Let's go deeper.
The Guild event let you level fast?
Guild event wasn't what leveled me, dude.
Doing the main storyline is what leveled me.
Yeah, main storyline was where I got the Grand Majority of my XP.
And we're talking like, like 99% of it.
And the Guild, the Guild only gives like 1% bonus.
And even then, like, it wasn't a huge amount.
Main storyline is like, all of it.
All of it, all of it.
It's actually insane how much XP I was getting from the MSQ.
Blue equals explanation, yellow is contracts.
What?
Yeah, I don't have a signed contract.
This is so much loot, dude.
Like the ant farm is enormous.
If you're not farming ants, what are you even doing in this game?
Like straight up.
By the way, speaking of ant farm, you ready for something neat?
Guess what we found outside today.
A queen.
Carpenter Ant. Little Queen Carpenter Ant.
And I've got my whole ants in it. So I'm gonna have to handle that after the stream.
And for him to stream when? I'm gonna get my whole set up done today.
Shea found it and I was like, oh quality natural essence.
I have no idea what these items do, but I'm getting a lot of them.
Dear God, look at all the rare parchment.
Does it get even higher level than this because these guys are only level 38.
I just got a blue.
This just straight up drops blues.
Better get mana and health on each attack, it's one of my passives.
Yeah, this is really, really good loot.
Fourth floor is level 50.
Okay, so we can keep going.
It's Rose.
One of our guildies.
You are spending tokens on trash and you're watching me too.
Unfortunately, so...
Imagine.
Imagine being you.
Angry on the end.
You know what I got to do with all those tokens?
I got to get better at the video game, and now I get to do different content.
Oh, a giant acid.
Gross.
Oh, it's big.
Oh, it's actually big.
Chomp.
The acid.
I guess not.
I just got a story completion for killing that, so that's kind of cool.
We have another one over here, giant acid on the left.
6,000 damage grits.
Ooh, hey that worked.
Nice, you can actually pull these.
I think we have another one over here.
I wonder what those are counting as by the way.
Oh yeah, now we're getting a ton of percent.
Already at 51%, we're gonna be able to get this, knock this whole thing out for the guild.
That's a game so far, really enjoy it.
Really enjoy it actually.
The dynamic environments I think is one of the coolest parts about this
is like some environments are open at night, some are open during the day,
Some are open when it's raining, you know, like just weird shit.
We got adds.
We got adds!
It's too good to be free to play?
Yeah, I know, right?
That's the thing, but it is free to play, so...
I'll wait after this ad-break.
Unfortunately, there's nothing I can do during the boss, so I gotta kill this thing.
Now we're just gonna wait.
Let's see where we're at on this.
Uhh... Yeah, no, that's great, dude.
That's really good.
it looks like these the bosses that we're fighting actually matter like
actually actually better that's kind of cool all right adds you're over how's the
action house haven't checked it yet actually I need to because I want to
start selling stuff that like then I can like make gold or make the premium
currency I think I'm gonna play this like warframe right I just don't pay
any money for it was a game fruit and liberty it's late prices dropped a lot
Good. That's totally fine.
I'm glad that we're getting so much percent towards the guild, like progress to this.
Because now we can really start doing the like, the third quest in the list,
which is just going to be guild leveling very fast. Because like,
if we look at this, this one right here is the one we're doing right now, and that's a big V01.
So getting those out of the way, while also getting the first one out of the way,
because I think these counters Wildkin. Because they're ants. Pretty sure ants are Wildkin.
middle one gives most exp yeah but it's also locked behind an event so if we can
do two other quests at the same time I just spam them like we're gonna be
styling and look how much loot we're getting to like just a shitload of loot
just an absolutely ridiculous amount of merendor which is the ore that you guys
are getting off of the whale so like don't do the whale do this like straight
up do this you know yeah it's a ton of currency and getting rare polished
crystals like that too like yeah dude like that's a shit load we're still going
deeper as well so alright I think we have to go this way and then up because
there's an ant nest entrance is that deeper is what that's doing you can
upgrade your inventory space by clicking the plus the bottom right corner you
I mean, like I literally just did on stream a minute ago.
Why are people back seating the most basic shit for them?
What is wrong with you?
In all caps, dude.
I'm level 50.
I know how to play the video game.
Why do switch weapons?
Did you know if the monitor is on, you can see the game?
Hey, we got a player.
Jesus Christ.
That was a mistake, wasn't it, buddy?
Alright.
Well, he's dead.
Obnoxious little bastard that he is.
Stunned him all we have to do is stun him out like that and they just die first W to move forward
Oh, wait, no
This is not the right way to go. I got him stunned. I guess got a lot of H3
That guy's got way too much health. Oh
Shit, dude, what is that?
Oh, it's two of them. That's one
All right, so I guess that's up
So this is actually an entrance. We need to go down somehow
And I don't know how to get deeper into the cave.
It's a full pvp.
Wait, why did it put me here?
It's kind of a weird-ass place to put you.
Where is the ant cave?
It wasn't just one pvp.
It was two.
There's no other floors in the ant-ass.
Somebody said that it goes down to level 50 at floor 4.
Is that not accurate?
Is that fake?
Yeah, the respawn makes no sense.
Where the hell am I going?
39 is max.
Okay.
So we're at the max level.
I was looking for a deeper like level. I didn't realize that there were three players attacking you.
I only said two.
You know where the hell is the ant cave?
Do you instill or not? You love video games.
It's free.
That's my that's my advice to you.
The game is free.
I need to level this thing.
One, two, not enough.
Yeah, I want to get this one up because Da Vinci's courage is turning out to be pretty much this
Because it buffs my party too.
We love HP.
We love to see that shit.
Alright.
What is that one?
K, that's fine.
Am I evacuating for the hurricane?
Seeing Amazon, I'm on the west coast.
In Washington state, the farthest you possibly could be from Florida.
It seems unlikely.
Yeah.
Hey, bros, what's up?
Alaska or Hawaii?
I guess I could be in Alaska or Hawaii.
I never think about that when we think about the United States though. Hawaii seems like a vacation world.
Dude, where the hell is the ant farm? Is it this? Ah, there it is.
That's super weird that it responds to such a strange spot.
Good luck to anyone in Florida? No, super agree. Like, what's happening in Florida is insane, dude.
It's terrifying. You live in Tampa? Good luck.
And if you, if you have to evacuate, do so. Don't, don't screw around with it.
Being stubborn in your house is not worth your life, you know?
How you finding the game thus far?
Well, I've been playing it for two days and I'm already max level and I haven't spent
the time and I love it.
Like I'm really enjoying it.
Oh that guy's from Pirates Actual, he's from our sister guild.
It says invalid target, oh it says invalid target.
So much loot?
The amount of loot in here is insane.
Like this is absurd.
What's the important thing here?
Throne or Liberty?
I'm gonna be honest with you, dude.
Having played through the entire game, and like most of the storylines so far, I have
seen neither throne nor liberty.
I think it's a ruse at this point.
125 mopper wins.
They said the eye was gonna be 180.
It's a cat 5?
Is it a cat 5 or a cat 4 now?
What is it?
It's a cat 5 now.
We were saying it's like the fourth largest one ever.
Like in a hundred years.
Yeah, it's a bit scary, dude.
185 sustained, 225 mile per hour guss.
Get out, leave.
Like leave, dude.
If you're in Florida, just go.
Don't screw around with it.
Your life is worth more than a stubborn night
in a deadly storm.
And it's gonna be deadly.
That's just a big ass tornado, yes.
His ultralight almost died in it.
In the last hurricane it just hit.
Terrific.
He went a whole 72 hours without Mountain Dew.
That could kill him.
Oh, seriously, go to the side dude, get the hell out of there.
You don't want to be in that place.
If you have the capability to do so,
and if you don't have the capability to do so,
talk to emergency services,
reach out to friends and family,
and get out of there.
Ooh, the deep nest.
get a boss over here. Yeah, we get a boss. We can do, there's also a honeypot ant. Honeypot
ant? Is that the boss? Okay. That was a quest. It was like a lighted achievement. And it
gave me a blue hat. Okay, so honeypot ants drop like blue items. That's good. See that
Wubby guy wants to join us. We pvp'd him before but he's in here alone it looks like
so I invited him. He did not accept my invite. What is he doing over there?
He might be engaging. He went invisible but he's right here. I'm gonna try to
invite him again. If he's not gonna accept this time let's murder him.
He's trying to leave. Kill him. Oh he left. It's not my fault.
It's PvP's gone.
Oh, it's day now? Can we not...
do anything in here in day?
I mean, this place is still open, right?
It doesn't really matter, right?
No PvP only during nighttime? Okay.
We're still killing ants in here, though.
83% now.
It's crazy how much percent this is.
Like...
we could definitely just keep doing this
and going into these, like, specialized dungeons.
And just farming the shit out of it.
The amount of currency the amount of materials is enormous
Now they go into here, too. It looks like it's giving a ton of weapon mastery as well
Like an absolute ton of weapon mastery. I wonder if weapon mastery the way that it works is that it gives you
Mastery based on the amount of experience you're getting
Because these enemies are worth like 500 each
It's an open-world dungeon. It's the 8-cave
We're just becoming ants, dude. It's becoming ants. You have to farm all of the ants
Is this the deepest deepest part of the 8k by the way?
Or is the spawning ground?
I feel like the spawning ground is where we want to go.
Because there doesn't seem to be any rare spawns in here.
Wait open a little dungeons, consume abyssal contract tokens?
Do they rule it?
Oh they do.
Look at that.
Okay.
What happens when you're out of tokens?
Because I have 5,150k right now.
And how do you get more tokens?
Less loot and less XP.
Interesting.
These two contracts.
Doing co-op dungeons gives you more.
So doing co-op dungeons gives me abyssal contract tokens.
So in reality, is there any way to stop it from using tokens in this?
How's the game going? Loving it.
So what we'll do is after the guild quest, after we finish this one,
I will re-roll this until we get the level 50 dungeon.
Open World Dungeons.
Because that way we won't have garbage.
Still got a lot of work.
A lot of work and stuff.
Yeah, we gotta get this one finished.
I should probably be healing my eyes.
But we're in fun here.
We're at 90.22%.
How's the endgame looking? It's been fun.
I don't think there's anything wrong with it so far.
I'm kinda just getting into it to be honest with you.
The biggest thing that I want right now is guild progression.
That's like what we're trying to do.
Trying to get the guild level up, because the guild's at level 7 right now.
And guild contracts, we've got 91.29% on this.
So the idea is to get as much guild progression as humanly possible. I have to investigate the queen's traces. We know where that is.
I also have to destroy food bundles.
I gotta go back to the food storage area.
There is no
food storage here. We gotta go for the food storage area.
Very good question to see them on that. Already favorited dude.
These ones don't show up in the same way. Oh wait, these ones down here are not one. Let me do that.
I guess Aunt Larva is part of this?
odd I guess the spawning ground is what I should have been killing there yeah
defeat ant larvae okay no Queen's traces here investigate the Queen's
traces because the Queen's gonna end up being like a boss dude oh wait we got a
giant acid ant up ahead got a mini boss there it is she's looking this game is
pretty impressive it's actually quite fun dude that thing's dead those seem to
be worth dramatically more. So we're just gonna kill those giant acid ants.
There's another giant acid. That way we spend less tokens. And that one's down. We're
96%. Almost there. Is the game paid to win? It's paid to win in the same way that
World of Warcraft's paid to win. You can basically pay to progress. And that's
it. And it doesn't really matter. It's like paying money for less we do
again which seems to be like I'd rather have that normal time-based
progression get better over time and feel good about it plus I haven't paid
any money and I'm level 50 at day two and killing stuff so like rude I get
something shit every day percent of me at 97% all right still need to find the
queen's traces no idea where that is but the food bundles are gonna be
up north there's one food bundle food bundle that's one down it's another one
down now have to go back and defeat one more antler no can't find it I've seen
all times theme it's thrown in liberty what's level cap level 50 we got ads I'm
gonna wait for the ads do TTS in the meantime Ticho 5796 with 500 bits said
MSG two-thirds high-thought goblin lord I'd love to send you a parcel with
original Swiss oval team products but the Swiss post only allows packages which
need to be signed up by the receiver on delivery like you only get it when you
sign the damn thing could this be a problem regarding the P.O. box
mmm maybe maybe not I have no idea I'm not really sure if that's gonna be a
problem yeah I'm not sure that's gonna be problem yeah don't listen to Zoltra
Oh lord, he knows who Carl Sagan is. God damn it, it's what you want.
Titcho5796 with 500-bit-set MSG 3 3rds high-thorough-love-lifter.
Four weeks ago my GF of three years split up with me.
I asked you for tips how to move on.
You gave me greet advice but sadly the VOD is no longer on Twitch sad face.
Do you have any wise words for me to unlove someone?
I know his TTHG best for us because I feel better now than in the relationship.
But I still think a lot about her.
So I kind of anubing game Devon love ha ha she was my first gf. Yeah, there's
You don't unlove somebody that's not how that works
Yeah
It it's one of the things where people go like oh I have to move on I'm gonna force myself to not feel anything anymore
It doesn't work that way like it never will so
Something you have to understand is that it is okay for you to reminisce on it
It's okay for you to feel bad about it
It's okay for you to think about the things that went wrong or went right or how things could be different
But you can't let that be a blockade
the rest of your life. It is all right to think about those things and try to
change yourself for the future. It is not all right to put your entire life on hold permanently for
that. And I think that's the biggest thing. It is, it's really common that people will do one of
two things. They fall into this like complete depression where they don't do anything ever
for like a year, right? Or two, they blame the other person and they're like, I hate you,
Right, it turns immediately back into hate.
Neither of those things is appropriate.
Neither of those.
Thanks for that, TTS. Yeah, no, anytime.
Welcome to the gym, bro. A little bit. Yeah, I mean, gym.
People go to the gym for that. That's true.
It's quite funny.
Meatball is trying to make biscuits on my leg.
After he is sad on my leg so heavily,
that my leg fell asleep.
Goblin.
They have to go this way?
I still have not seen Queens Traces. Do we know where that is?
Oh wait. Queens Traces. There we go.
Who could have known? It's in the giant area completely covered in
horrifying crystals. There's a white crow in here. These have to be something, dude.
I've been playing with every white crow that I see.
And then trying to talk to it. It's gotta be some kind of secret because
Is there all over the place?
Alright, I have one last thing.
I have to kill an ant larvae.
And there's one back here.
No way I've been doing the same?
Yeah.
So second ability in your hotbar?
That is death blow.
Amazing ability.
Does a shitload of damage when the enemy is stunned.
It's like we can do this, like charging it.
It's like stunned and then they did that 3,824.
And as a tank, that feels pretty good.
Squish.
Alright, that's done.
Done.
Collect a page from collection expedition records ant nest.
Does anybody know where that page is?
Nope, doesn't seem to be down here.
Not sure.
Above the ST in food storage in a pit.
Okay, thank you.
I'm on my way up there now.
With just a couple good purples and higher skill levels, you'll be creating perfect 20k.
That's awesome.
Yeah, because this is just day two for me.
Like, there's just gonna be a lot, you know?
Is BVB optional this game? Yeah, but encouraged.
The Solans or whatever they're called?
Oh, because they're consumable whenever I attack.
I don't want to use this unless I'm doing like content where they matter.
Yeah.
There's Thor reply to peasant like me.
Yes.
I reply to peasant like you.
Ridiculousness.
There it is.
Mysterious Knight.
Alright, you can choose your final reward.
That's one of them done.
We just gotta get that 98% to 100% now and we're good to go.
We're at 1372 out of 1390.
1382 out of 1390.
We just need eight more enemies.
Any further games so far?
You have like 18 hours in it.
I think it's better than expected.
It's way better than expected.
Here it goes.
Here it goes.
Almost
There it is. Guild XB 40,000
Wait
Was I the special winner on that?
Oh shit. Yeah, I was totally special winner on that
Hell yeah
Hell yeah
Is that going to mail? Where does that go? That item? Do we know where that goes?
The guild is full currently. Yeah
Yeah. Unfortunately. Now that, well, let me add friends again. The guild has three hours left for that, and we can get this reward. That was $272 guild coins.
Oh, there we go. So I got a key. Nice. Yeah, we're at 70 members. Let's see if there's anybody that has not signed on that doesn't care.
Two hours ago, 39 minutes ago, so they still have their first day.
unknown that's interesting did they delete their account or some shit that's
kind of weird right yeah no classes it's all gear based what is the weekly
mission interesting interesting okay this I hadn't seen so at the end of the week
I get I get to open this like the vault it's like the wild vault yeah that's
wild okay it's all purples in these all of these are purples do you only get to
select one item friendly matches include yeah but this is trash nobody
wants that nobody cares about that yeah the arena reward is kind of garbage I
just want my weapon like imagine if I got a weapon this way dude can chat smell
Well, chat does smell at all times.
All right, so let's go to Guild.
We've got our Guild skills up.
It's a Guild summon gate that can be used by Guild numbers as a waypoint.
The gate lasts up to two minutes and may be destroyed by other players.
Interesting.
Guild resurrection stone.
Everybody gets 4% range for 10 minutes.
That's it.
Oh, she got a garbage.
It's like really garbage actually.
What the hell?
Arena's best for the long run?
Yeah, but I want items right now.
Huh.
10 minute buff.
The skills are wicked useless.
Now give me that for 24 hours, dude.
See benefits.
Mana regen plus one now.
In two levels we're going to get 10 more defense, which is nice.
We actually have Guild Raid.
Do you guys want to go do a Guild Raid?
I think we can do that.
Which town is it in that we have to do?
the guild. How do you like this game? I've been having a blast in it. I think it's
Stonegard, isn't it? Is it Stonegard? It's Vienta. Okay. It's a weird place to put that.
Yeah, Guildbase. I wish you could teleport to the Guildbase. Yeah, I'm really
enjoying this and it's free, so why no ants and ants in this? We're to beat it.
We finished. We just needed to get the Guild quest out of the way. And the
The guild got 40,000 XP for that, so like almost a full level.
So it was definitely worth it, even though we spent tokens to do it, I don't really care.
Like for me, the guild progress is the most important thing right now.
You buy guild teleport from guild merchant?
Yeah, but I mean like, I wish I just had like a static one I used to use, you know
what I mean?
Yeah, the scroll is consumable, isn't it?
Yeah, I don't like that.
Alright, let's see what we can do with this.
That's kinda neat.
boss kills two of two how hard is this don't waste it what I mean don't waste it
the boss kills will reset periodically every Wednesday resets at 6 o'clock you
should get 15 people to do it how do we get them all in like in engaged on it
because you only have six in a group 20 million online 23 online it's easy with
a full guild
Interesting. Goddamn it. I'm gonna type in guild. I put meet and guild base in the guild and we're gonna wait to see
Ten levels ten level 50s can work. Okay
Yeah, we're gonna get everyone in here and we're gonna see
Like if we have the people to do it
Yeah, cuz I kind of want to see I don't think I've ever cooked anything this guy
rare natural essence Jesus
What?
We're just wizards now
ridiculous
lizard egg
golden apple
It looks like it changes the
quality success rate like chances
Celebrated three thousand gold per 100. All right
That's a lot of gold for that
Now we could put celebrate in this and we want to do it on that one because that's where big damages
You better leave five k at a time
interesting
We definitely need more people in the guild
Yeah need more people
The dailies rolled over. I think on Wednesday is what they said.
What server you on? We are on Henry is the server.
Yeah, I need you guys in in the actual guild room
because they need to see everybody who's here. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9.
Is it looking pay to win now? No.
Doesn't feel pay to win at all. I haven't spent a dime.
Meatball. You are so aggressive little man.
Sick.
okay let's go in there because it looks like it only loses progress on this if we
win so let's all enter the raid everybody get inside yeah let's get
everybody inside everybody inside two three six seven eight nine has lineage
three so far your father it's pay for progression is what it looks like
refunder I have not seen a pay-to-win mechanic yet and to be honest with you
Like it doesn't feel like it matters even a little bit
I've just been playing the shit out of it, and it's playing fully free
And I've been able to engage with everything like I'll give you an example a lot of the times
Three to play games will make a monetary cost to starting a guild. It didn't I was able to make a guild do everything else, right?
And it's great. Like our guild is doing fine. I mean there's two days ago. We're in a little seven so like
Like, they could have monetized a lot of this and decided not to, which is good.
Yeah.
Can I make it to your PC around this game?
I don't know.
Thank you for the rating part of your 12, by the way, bud.
Thank you very much, Kenequin.
You rock, dude.
Is it possible to solo?
I mean, it's an MMO.
You're not supposed to be soloing, but you can do it.
So, it went 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12.
So we got 12.
Boss will save voice lines stand behind pillars or we'll wipe. Okay, let's go try it out
Let's go try to see what it feels like
Stand behind pillars when he says the thing
Waiting on our horizon. They're like AFK or some shit. Can you not touch the boss while we wait? That'd be great. I
Saw you shoot that thing now we go
Okay
Yeah, spread out with that
This is really not that bad
It's just gonna take a long time
I wonder if he isn't in range.
He has three stages.
That makes sense.
Stop stacking at each other.
This dude just stands there.
I'm running out of mana, so I'm just like in low power mode in terms of damage right now.
I need to get my mana regen up.
That's going to end up being a problem.
Yeah, mana regen is really rough in this game.
What I keep applying to him is, uh, wheel breaker, because it increases everybody else's damage.
I'm also increasing everybody's damage up I'm all day this it was actually my
character's name in World of Warcraft all the way back in vanilla it was also my
character name in Eve online. It's never taken into the game so much easier.
Yeah it's because I hit random when making my mage in vanilla while. Yeah
Yeah, Meta Regen and this is really rough as a tank.
I may need to change my abilities around.
Instead of going to Dex, am I going to, like, am I going to Wisdom instead of Dex to get
Max Meta increase?
Because I don't really need the Dex, you know?
Meta Regen on gear is a good idea, yeah.
It's just for long fights like this.
Tovahar fight with his boss?
Yeah.
guild and get in here start helping I don't care what level you are like your
level is kind of irrelevant in this fight we just need more people doing damage
want to join the guild apply to it and then win their slots will be able to
get you send dudes I feel like that shouldn't be killed if you die I guess
one day if you can just run back this is free mood by the way what's max
skill limit it is 70 which we're at limit. I just keep healing on my Alice and
debuffing the boss. You're setting it three phases. Do the phases change at 0% or
at like a mountain of the same speed? How do you get better gear before doing
dungeons at level 15? Oh you just buff the shit out of your stuff using the
tokens you got along the way. I feel like you're supposed to dodge those. If you're dead, run back lads.
Also don't stack with lightning.
Seems like a bad idea.
Everyone gets their own loot? I actually don't know.
We've never done this before, so I have no clue how it works.
Oh look, it's ads.
Oh! There isn't an enrage timer.
It's going to go off in the middle of the ads.
Yeah, we should definitely bail out and try and get it later.
Because he's going into enrage.
Yeah, he's enraged.
It just killed everyone in the party.
Holy shit.
Yeah, we'll have to try again later. We don't have the damage. We got him to about 60% before the Enrage, so...
We just need more higher level people. That's all. And I need more mana regen, so what I might do...
Let me see stat details.
Let's go reset stats. Yes.
What does this do? That does ranged evasion, melee evasion. We don't really need this.
This though.
Max mana increase.
Getting perception to 30 and then wisdom to 19
That's more manner regen more maximum. What else does this do it does more melee damage to
Let's apply these and then see what this does
Yeah, the ads the ads went off, but we uh, we got on
boss enraged during the ad break
so maximum mana increase and
mana regen increase would be kind of nice
versus melee evasion, ranged evasion, like the evasion is just so good. Yeah, the cooldown
speed is pretty huge, but the critical hit chance, like look at that, and the attack
speed bonus. So I don't know if I want to take the wisdom. That only increases max
damage. This increases max damage as well. Just hope for mana regen on gear. Now the
The problem is, is I have a real and present issue with mana.
It's not about hoping for gear.
It's about shoring up the problem right now.
Cause we have an issue currently.
We need a little bit more mana reach out is the problem.
I think I'm going to do this for right now.
Just for now.
We just need more mana right now.
That's the issue with the build currently.
Uh, the other thing that I can do, that I need to do actually.
Where is it?
Yeah.
Victor's morale. This can go up. That'll help a ton. So what Victor's morale does is every
time I hit an enemy with a skill, I get 22 mana back for every hit. So my main attack that
does three hits gives 66 mana back, which is like really useful, really, really useful.
Also gives me HP every time I hit. It's kind of nice. It's like mana leech. Yeah.
buy more levels there's no more levels no more levels to buy I am running out of
tokens my tokens are sad now okay the other thing I could do is I can start
using witty strike deals damage equal to 180% of base damage plus a damaged up
to three targets with an 120 degree fan and it recovers a hundred mana per hit
and it costs 120 mana but that's not gonna work on a boss hmm you have
the top 5% on every server pushing moments with cash if that's what it takes they already
do that in World of Warcraft.
They're really different.
From Great Serb Master you can have mana cost reduction?
You could.
This gave me magic defense.
Meeple, stop wrapping the wires or anything.
Attack speed, melee heavy attack chance.
I think I might want to go down this route for like bonus damage.
There's mana regen on this one.
Yeah, this just gives straight-up mana regen.
Oof.
Yeah, the middle tier would give me 14 mana regen there, and a bunch of base damage and
stun chance, which is kind of frickin' awesome, actually.
Me, bald.
Why are you so heavy?
Mana cost efficiency not bad?
No, mana cost efficiency is not bad, but mana regen is good.
We couldn't reach mana cost efficiency, because I only have four points.
Because I'm only Mastery 5
So you probably have to get to like here and then we get the base damage and I can redo it later
Because undoing this is just gold. So
Mainly hit chance is nice
It just costs gold to do all this. We don't really need the magic defense. What a sword got
Boss endurance, I still don't even know what the hell boss endurance does. So you know the hell that does?
Max health health regen max health
It's a 100% chance that we can... Will he read this message? Yes.
Praise be unto the Meatball, indeed.
Collision chance.
Boss endurance.
How is boss endurance?
It is gibberish.
It's a little bit of gibberish, right?
I don't know what the hell that stat is.
We're going to go look it up.
Increases the chance of evading critical hits and taking minimum damage from melee attacks.
If your stat is higher than the target's melee critical hit chance,
every 10 points of difference, chance increases by about 10% or 1%.
as the difference increases efficiency decreases. So I guess that's what boss endurance is because
there's no boss endurance. I really wish they would like list every stat. It'd be great. Yeah,
it's an extra boost, but it's not listed. Because I'm not seeing it. Yeah, because there's only melee
ranged and magic endurance. Top right. Oh, there's an extra stat thing. I was looking at the
protection stats where the other endurance skills are. Yeah, there we go. Okay, so it's just
in Turrents again. That's interesting. What is Faceoff? Oh, Faceoff is PvP shit. Okay, okay.
You're in prime time soft for Aussie people to watch, yeah. So to learn Unity a few days ago,
is it worth learning for game development? Yes, it is. It is worth learning for game development.
That being said, it is not about the engine. It's about what engine is best for the kind
of game you're making.
A little smuggler.
There he is.
He's got a lithograph.
All right, with that done, I'm going to start melting this stuff, because I have a bunch
of shit to melt.
Melt it.
Oh, we have a rare magic powder in there, right?
Interesting.
And I didn't get a single one.
Nice.
We already filled out the lithograph book.
All of those were filled out.
There were duplicates to the extent that, like, lithograph couldn't be filled out
anymore.
Alrighty.
I have a main storyline quest it seems.
Where'd you get that sword and shield from the lithograph?
You met August who was searching the ruins of terrain.
According to him, the missing people here kept hearing strange sounds just like Harden.
They headed to the shadowed crypt, never to be seen again.
Looks like the magic communication device is working pretty well.
I'll be keeping an eye on what's going on over there.
Yeah.
Part of this quest is over here.
Zombie mutt.
God, I love this character.
What is that horrible thing?
Giant ravenous zombie.
There it is.
87,000 HP.
Let's do it.
The extra mana actually feels really good.
Like really good.
Like really, really good.
So I'm pretty happy with that.
Which server is he on?
I'm on Henry as the server.
Good morning, Rafa! How is it going?
Today I'm killing zombies.
Who are you?
You can use Manta region food? I'm aware.
I'm just optimizing my build.
It's not really about consumables right now.
It's about optimizing the build
so that I have less reliance on consumables.
I'm a tank.
My job isn't to do the big damage.
My job is to keep tanking.
Right?
I can keep doing like big hits like that
And that's cool, but what really matters is that I can keep casting the wings.
Except for the new Spaceman marine content.
So am I, dude.
When is it coming out?
Do we know?
Do we have a date?
The zombies keep coming.
2026, shut up.
And if you don't thank you, I'll be counting on you.
Is stamina important here?
Yes.
I have a lot of stamina already.
Like my character is fine on that.
I know how to manage that correctly.
So I'm not worried about that part.
That's mostly for blogs.
It's supposed to be this week, do we know what day?
It's gonna pull everything.
Shape shift, plague zombie.
Alright, that's kinda sick.
Got a giant ravenous one over here.
Is Operator Company or some of your support?
Neither.
Uh, I am the director of strategy for Operator Games, I work for.
In fact,
today is the day?
Today's Tuesday.
So on Thursdays,
that's where I do most of my meetings.
We are currently in the process of publishing
Rivals of either two.
Which is turning out really good, I'm really happy with it.
It's gonna be a recent day, well I know.
Can't wait to see what weird bullshit I get.
I'm excited.
D4 drops into Lost Ark.
Alright dude, I'm gonna be real with you.
I stopped playing Lost Ark because the end game brick wall of upgrading stuff was just awful for me.
It felt so bad.
Why would I search and don't find it?
For what?
For thrown in liberty?
Is it not available in your region?
I can think of because I know some people have been having problems about I think they're
distributing something out with my combo.
Nothing out just yet I guess.
Supposedly it's the same dev for New World.
They're the same client-based issues where they learn the right lessons.
I haven't seen any of the client-based issues that I saw in New World.
Yeah, none of that's left so far.
And when you say the same dev is New World, I think you're mixing up dev and publisher.
Publishers are very different things.
Yeah, no, it's not the same dev.
Yeah. Just the publisher.
Which a lot of people are really nervous about because the publisher is, you know, Amazon.
And Amazon did not do a very good job publishing New World.
So, you play Silent Hill 2, not my kind of game.
More nervous about NCSoft, they drop a lot of games.
Ehh.
I think this is quite good, and it's caught on in the US audiences.
So like, I'm less worried about that, if that makes sense?
What do you mean, New World went so smoothly?
Say Kappa right now.
Say Kappa right now, bud.
Ridiculous.
Let me just...
Be injured, I guess.
We're just like an injured woman turning into a zombie. This is fine.
We're gonna write a letter to her son.
I'm gonna write the diary.
I'll open the door and look into the room.
Oh, no!
baby zombie plank up that door she's turning into a zombie oh oh oh that is a
grim thing to do in first person dude yeah time for nap dude it's fun I'm
a ball you're very heavy I know you're a heavy cat your rhymes do to give you the
quest he was the baby me ball stream he's in my lap he's been a goblin animal
My response in this are actually kind of like fun to kill.
I found.
Alright, so the interesting thing to me is it looks like it looks like the experience gain
after max level just goes into your your masteries.
Your equipment grows proportional to the EXP you are, so now that I'm maximum level,
I'm just getting a shitload of that.
Like a shitload of mastery.
Which is great because like that actually feels really good.
Okay, all of these are finished. Looks like. Yeah. Oh wait a minute. Frumbling the industrial city.
Phenomistic globe. The rarity. Where is it? There it is. Hundred abyssal contract token points.
Skeleltons. Oh no. No guys. There's so many of them. Whatever will I do?
TTS time.
I was wondering what program or plugin you use for the blur effect in OBS.
It is called Yonkins 500.
You can actually pull it up in chat by doing Expansion Point Blur and teach you about the plugin.
It's a really good plugin. It's really useful for playing in the Mogan's,
because to be honest with you, you never know what the hell something is going to say in chat,
especially in games like this where it doesn't let you hide the chat.
One of the biggest problems I have with it.
We're not letting behind that, you know?
Yeah.
It's got like a cooldown on it, guys.
You scroll up.
It's got a cooldown.
Just do X...
There you go.
See the chat?
Yeah, the blur.
Really useful.
Really got that useful.
It's free.
Yeah, there's a link.
You don't all have to do oh my god
Chats for goblins dude. You just fell in by peer pressure
Your level of peer pressures is people saying exclamation point blur in chat. Is that it? All right there
Nia ad 27 with 500 bits said good morning for I work for family bit want to change jobs to make more money
Do you have advice on how to leave?
Should I get a new job and being that offer or just say hey, I'd like to search for something else
Can I keep working until I find something I would talk to your family be like hey, I'd like to find something else
Looking to make more money. We're gonna make it from outside
That makes sense is anything wrong with it. I just be clear with them and since it's family like don't just leave right there'll be a day
Tell them what it is that you're trying to do and then keep working there until you do
You feel challenged by the game is a satisfying. Yes
Ghost be ghosting. Yeah, definitely definitely talk to your family. Yeah
Are you a girl or boy? Are you Professor Oak or some shit dude?
What?
I'm a dude with long hair
What's wrong with you? Insane behavior
Absolutely insane. Do we have to stay in the light?
Squished. This is kind of a cool mechanic. Oh
It's Henry. It's Henry!
There he is, Chet. We're going through all of the storylines from earlier
We have ants in a moment, I will be pausing during the ants, don't worry.
Yeah, we're gonna wait for these ants.
Is this similar to New World? Not at all.
Not in any respect, my dear.
Sick.
I'm learning how to get the armadillo.
That's awesome.
Dude, Bezos, show up already, what are you doing?
Bezos, what are you doing?
There he is.
I'm looking to see if any of these have a trait.
Well, let's say none of them have a trait again.
Dude's nasty.
I'm not even done with the entirety of the end story.
There's a shitload.
It looks like the last piece gives me a plate mail, an epic plate, chess piece.
Why can't I see the ads now that we didn't get some, you know?
You would look so nice if you shaved that hair.
Nah, dude.
No thanks.
The level of my max.
You have to be online to play this game seeing as it's an MMO, yes.
Is it beginner friendly? Yeah, that would save it.
Which server, Henry?
How long does it take for max level? It took me two days.
days.
Angriest cereal with 500 bits said high-four, I hope you're doing well.
However, I need you to know that I know your stream starts at 12 o'clock.
You can stop sending raccoons to remind me.
Please tell your associates that the next time I hear anything outside my room I am
running outside and beating everything that moves.
Disclaimer Angriest Cereal Inc. does not support the beating of raccoons.
I'm letting them know to double their efforts.
Alright, the ads are over, we're back.
We're watching all the characters that came before us and everyone who failed throughout
the storyline.
Everyone who failed against the darkness before us.
Wait, what?
The amulet shattered.
That was a very odd cutscene.
go to the library on pure light tower first floor
I don't actually know where or what that is
so we're gonna find out
let's do an interesting
also looks like I have to go up for this class
if only by you, we might not be...
there's a couple more of these
doesn't look like there's anything else going on here
I'm just gonna go do all these builds
they underscore viking underscore princess with 500 bits said do you like B movie
horrors and sci-fi films
like the kind that are so bad they're good in a fun way
Yeah. Yeah.
Because those are my favorite types of film.
Lost Skelton of Cadavera, dude.
It's a shame that we never watch any such films in my film appreciation classes.
We need to figure out what makes us so bad it's good movies special.
Faye underscore Viking underscore princess has obtained the secret daily double cursed
quest.
If you are, if you look up Skelton, Lost Skelton of Cadavera, that's a really good
one.
It's very funny shit.
And it's intentionally bad.
Like that's the point of it.
I find it to be hilarious.
Wait, oh, it's one of those quests that has a timer. I'll do it right after I do all this.
Gaaton?
It literally wouldn't let me press down.
Why are you doing this? Game.
Okay, we're just gonna- we're gonna play that game now. We're gonna do the- the buttons don't work in the video game.
All right.
Just gonna teleport back up top. We're gonna do this again.
Insane.
It's like it just locked out my keys like nothing works
Yeah, best of luck to those who are gonna be impacted by the hurricane. I agree super agreed it's um, it's gonna be devastating
The beeping sound was the timer from this quest that I'm supposed to be doing
But I'm not doing it because I'm trying to get this collectable
Yeah, it's got a delay on it. There must be some like slowdown at the server. That's really weird. It was doing it there, too
That's another one done
And there's another one back here. How does one get back up wait? Oh
Come on
Why did you design it this way? Why do you hate players?
There we go. Now let's see
Where
Where is the magic signal? Is this supposed to be something that's like actually
Visible in the video game right need to glide there. Yeah, it'd be cool to know where there is
You know that'd be awesome if the game had any indicator
Blue star the mini map. Oh, yeah, all of them all the ones that I have
All the way the hell out there. Oh this game dude
It doesn't put any visual indicator. You just have to do a flying leap in that direction. Okay
Love to see that shit me ball. You're very heavy
Why are you even gonna be able to make that? Jesus.
Meep-Ball, you're very heavy. Alright, I guess I got it.
Meep-Ball, you're so heavy. As Meep-Ball doing, he's heavy.
And he's trying to get comfy on my lap.
It's confirmed free to play, and it was always free to play.
Like, I haven't spent a dime on maximum level. I'm doing in-game content.
Pale Nemesis Hortak Guardian? That's new.
That is new. Let's see what that is. New Guardian form.
Become stealth for 5 seconds. If your target dies within 3 seconds, become stealth for 7.5 seconds at night.
Your first attack while stealth lands is critical hit. That's kinda cool.
Rogue's gonna like that.
Nido?
Okay, we're gonna take this one. Actually, what is this?
No!
why would they put this up like this no god damn it that means I'm gonna have to
fly and like land here oh wait maybe I can up almost physics come on I can do
it I can do it with the physics dude it did that thing where it's like physics
sliding where it I can do it I believe oh god damn it I'm gonna cheese this so
hard you know dude there oh yeah you like cheese cheese what is this what is
that shit what the shit whatever I have activated is in rage all of the nearby
zombies and then immediately just disappeared what it what was that I don't
I'm not gonna play the new story in Diablo, I was planning on it.
I was planning on it.
Why is this chat blurred?
Because I'm in an MMO that's free to play, and people on the internet are dumb, right?
DRStarchBerry with 500 bits said have you ever been inspired to travel somewhere you
saw in a game?
Playing FIFA Soccer got me into Spanish culture, so I went to Madrid to see CD Legarnes,
aka La Liga, play, but they lost the game.
Now you did too, I ate amazing food not realizing everything had pine seeds in it, triggering my
tree nut allergy.
Every day I got a little bit more swollen and tired, almost died.
Anyway, if you haven't been, I highly recommend exploring the Iberian Peninsula, just be careful
of Ligonese nuts.
There were so many layers to that meme, Proud of you.
Can you?
What do you mean can't move this location?
Do the job.
Thank you, Jesus Christ.
There we go.
bell is done. Now we get to your south. I gotta say the physics in this area are like
really wonky. Like really wonky. Yeah, D's nuts joke for real. Yeah, I don't know why.
Yeah, all the physics here is just like really weird. Can confirm. How many of you guys are
out in Florida, by the way? Is it MMO? Worth it? It's free, so yes. I would say that.
We get up there. Me, me, me. Are you guys okay?
It's funny to be... I want to be very serious that
do not stay in your house if you've been told to evacuate.
Like evacuate if you've been told to. Seriously. This hurricane is
like nothing we've ever seen. So don't screw around with it.
Yeah. Don't die. Also thank you for those gifted subs whether it's very nice here.
You've activated the hype train. It has begun.
Boredom 5050 with 500 bits at A4. Did you know that?
No, I didn't know that. Yeah, it's a cat 5 and it is the fourth largest in history.
It is not a joke. It is...
It's deeply horrifying. Is it a cat 4 now? Do they downgrade it? Let me go look.
No, it's a cat 5. Yeah, it's a cat 5.
Yeah, it's a cat 5. It's the fourth largest in history.
It's about to basically rip the bottom half of Florida off
Hurricane is still saying cat five. Were you seeing it's it's a cat four?
Yeah, it's all all the cat five dude. It's the newest. It's the latest hurricane
It's hurricane season the United States right now. I need to find out how we get up there
I think I'll have to go up there. Yeah, I gotta go all the way around
What the hell what is that physics dude?
Launch me in a random ass direction. All right. Got it. We did it
okay now we have another belt at all yeah storm surge is insane why is the
strength of a hurricane measured in cats because if a cat was bigger it would
kill you that's what they would do instead they just try to touch you with
their murder mittens and they're cute about it but if they were larger you'd
be dead it's just a really big cat meaning if you've been told to
Evacuate leave because it's going to kill you. That's what they want to do
Yeah murder mittens, dude. They got them
So don't these weird orbs
Made it and how do we get this one? There's no hook shot up on this one. Oh
It's gonna be that oh don't tell me I have to land on this thing to you piece of shit
What grim bastard put all the books on the roofs in this zone
whoever you are
Whoever you are
You are a bastard. I know you
I'm gonna keep following this guy for a minute. We got a random world quest bag of mana
Oh, he's just giving me loot love loot
Worse than Deckard Cain. No
Not much is worse than Deckard Cain
Deckard Cain dying in a not even in a cutscene. It's awful
Squish.
Sick.
Five rare and five quality mana steal, that's actually huge.
Bro, where are you going?
Where are you going?
You get back here.
Don't you pull that rare spawn.
Don't you do it.
Give me the pouch.
Where's my small gifts?
The pouch is not an interactable!
Fine. Keep your secrets.
It's a contract quest.
Son of a bitch.
Wait, is Moise critical in...
in Florida?
Is he actually?
If he is, I hope he's alright.
Jesus.
Yeah, I didn't know he was out there.
He's in Tampa. It's gonna hit Tampa.
Well, I hope he's alright.
Probably in his high-end bunker. Does he have a bunker?
I should have a bunker.
should have a bunker that's what I'm gonna do my bunker is gonna be made out
of wood and dirt it's gonna be like the shittiest Minecraft house imaginable dude
what I want wooden dirt there's so many books out here yeah I want to be a I want
to be a dwarf in real life I need to I need to have a bunker for this any more
bullshit up here what is that okay now we're gonna go that way I have to get
onto this tower so that I can get onto that bell so that I can get a book off the top
of a building cannot use vertical controls please try again later why why is that a why
is it an error that could possibly exist let me flap my wings I am a bird insane stay
on target stay on target we did it missions accomplished into five gifted substance
very nice of you. All right what's the next one? All the way up there. Seven is a custom
interact button because it found it to be funny. Mostly for chat. As you can see they
really enjoy the number. It needs to be that dull area. That's another one done? Is
that a purple book? Yeah these guys literally whoever was working in this zone literally
put all the books on top of things. Because they hate you. That is the reason. It's just
pure unadulterated hatred. Cost them to do that. Confirm pirate sufferer doesn't support
higher learning. That is clever. And how dare you? How dare you? Keep your books as
high as possible. It's not legal in all states. Let's see if we can get this. Is
Is this another bell?
It's the final bell.
I'll upload it at a creator camp panel.
I hope that's okay.
Yeah, that is.
That's sick.
Can you send me a copy so that I may also upload it?
Because I don't know where it is.
Did we finish this?
Is this done now?
OK, good.
It's finished.
I don't have to care about it anymore.
You ever be interested to play classic Nintendo games?
Yes.
Actually, I have a setup for that.
Just haven't hooked it back up since I moved.
Anyone else short in the chat?
No, just you, unfortunately.
Is that a hello-thorid-like special writing? That's amazing.
That's on the lap. Yeah, he's still here.
He's currently sleeping with his face buried into his own chest.
You know, cat stuff.
Wait, what does that say?
How to write goblin fables.
Chat, how do I write goblin fables?
I need to know.
No, Chat.
This is how you write goblin fables.
What's the matter with you?
I thought you would know that.
They're being defender.
Did you play youth?
Squish. I love the squish dude.
It's so good.
Have you seen that Hurricane Milton?
It's the second strongest hurricane in the world.
It's fourth largest in history as well.
I keep telling people in the community
if you're in Florida, get out.
Yeah.
Scammers saying drops? No I'm not.
There's drops for this channel.
I already have them all unlocked here.
What do you mean scammer?
What?
I love when people just say stupid shit.
No, there's drops enabled for this video game.
You can go and pop it up when you refresh the stream.
You can see it.
Ridiculous.
Yeah, here look. I'll show you.
During the ad break.
Yeah, drops work, dude.
They're all right here.
These are the ones that I got.
Yeah, I got drops can confirm. Yeah.
Why do people come into chat and just lie?
Because they don't take the time to actually investigate something. They just want to be mad.
You can actually take a minute and investigate before you start talking shit.
If you can act like you can't, but still, yeah.
National Guard is defending the Federal Reserve in Central Florida. Yeah, they need to. They have to.
That, do they really believe what they said? Yeah, that's what I said.
They got to investigate before they talk shit.
Waiting in the ads, bro.
Yeah, it's Hurricane Helene, right?
right? It's melting for this one. Yeah, I'm putting this out. Senator Hurkin melting
could be come ashore by Wednesday in Tampa Bay region. So it's gonna hits in the
next 24 hours. They're having an eight to 12 foot storm surge. God damn. Yeah, I'm
putting it in answer to the discord. So if you're in Florida and under
evacuation order, evacuate. If you're facing the fourth largest hurricane
in history, stubborn disregard for danger is not worth your life.
There we go.
Because there's some people who are like, I'm just gonna stay.
I'm like, you're gonna die.
Like, it's super dangerous.
Like, insane.
You have a very high likelihood of injury or death.
Don't do it.
This is hurricane season?
Yeah, it's a really nasty one, too.
Oh, Jesus.
Wait, what?
Now it's the fourth largest hurricane in history.
Yes.
Yes.
Wait, are we... are they killing the whale? No, you don't.
I will not allow you to kill the whale.
Squish.
You're in Florida, the evacuating caddies are coming to your county. Good.
A lot of people are getting out of there, dude.
Because it's, uh...
You need to not stay.
Like, you really need to not stay.
It's not a spoiler on time, and I know a lot of people will be like,
Oh, I know better. I've been in a hurricane before.
Not like this.
Up the stream is going alright? It is.
Look at that whale.
You get to live another day, Bao. We've saved you.
Yeah, there's Bao, dude.
Dude, why are you scanning Bao? It's weird.
Oh, shit.
Yeah, we get to ride, dude.
I un-solved after I got kicked out of the level 30 dungeon for wiping on a boss.
MMOs are probably not for you.
Legitimately, that's gonna happen in any MMO regardless of what it is.
If that caused you to uninstall, that's not the game's fault.
That's player base.
Player base is always gonna act like shit in an MMO.
Like straight up.
Why drops is a timeout word?
Because you don't need the command, you just go to twitch.tv slash drops.
That's why.
And when I don't have that timed out, chat just spams with it.
and it becomes unreadable on days where we have a dropped game like this.
Sends a bigger problem. Like you can see that on any other streamer that has that
command enabled. I was like, nope, get rid of that. People don't read the pin message.
I'm gonna be real with you, dude. Little severe, very, like, oh yeah, put in a pin message.
There are people that will come in and chat. There will be a pin message saying what game it is.
It is in the title of the stream. It is in the category for that game. And they will say
What game is this is a sponsored? No, which is why it doesn't say sponsored anywhere on the stream
No, it's not sponsored. Nope. Nope. Nope. I would legally be
Hashtag sponsored a hashtag add on the screen and I did not do that because it's not sponsored
No, it is not sponsored
I can do it myself
enemies you run into you'll need a friend that you can count on I don't need
any friends I just need my age who we get to go with okay I'll do my best good
to hear now let's get you know where's the shadow temple to solve the urgent
situation but it had already been taken over by the Arkham Legion you decided
to join Henson and the rest of the resistance and try to figure out what to
I love that ability. It feels really good. It doesn't feel that invincible, you know.
You kind of just kill him and then blow up the pillar. You know what I mean? Remember
the first sponsor deal on Twitch? My first sponsor deal on Twitch? Yeah, I turned it
down. The first deal that I ever got offered was from Microsoft Azure. And I turned
them down. Because their deal was that they wanted to give me a free book and then they
would put an icon on my stream forever. And I said no. Because that is a really weird
thing. But I had like a small amount of viewers at the time. And it was very strange. Yeah.
Sounds crazy. Happens. Was it a cool book? Not really. It was theirs. So like,
Imagine turning down a book, yikes.
Yeah, I think it was the first sponsor deal that I ever got offered in reality, and I'm
like, now I work through SideQuest, so SideQuest has my sponsorship for me.
And basically they bring stuff to me to go, hey, do you want, would you like this one?
And I go, yes.
The cinematic is cool.
I like that.
That's a game, fun.
And squish.
feels good we have a little visibility eye that's not great no enemies can see me
it's a sneaking mission oh I thought he was gonna like burst or some shit but I
guess just turn it into stone forever I'm just trying to kill your boss you
know you like you don't you don't need to bother they right now you did all
right that dude is turned into stone behind a pillar over there does that
Does that mean that the pillar is not functional?
Is that the only pillar that works over there? The magic one?
This is bad. I think this is the wrong way to go.
I think we need to go up and around. Why can I be seen here?
You don't even have LOS, you piece of shit.
Okay. Cool game, dude. What happened to this?
Let's see. Where's Temple 1? Oh, we have to go all the way the hell over there.
Just stay in the shadows. Feels good, man.
Oh hi. Oh, these guys can get unstone. That's fine. Everybody else is gagged in.
Yeah, we're towards the end of the game right now. The I have star on just give up.
Is that a... Alright. It's decided to quit.
What was that dude? What the hell?
Alright. Very cool dude.
What the living shit was that?
We call that lag that's a hundred percent server lag that was wild
That's what should have happened
Hey Clay, what's up?
I'm just gonna leave that gang dead I guess it's cool. No, no, no, this is fine. Yeah, I was way too dank for sure
What what's going on here, okay, there we go I can move again
something is wrong with this zone like this is the only part of the game that
I've had issues like this I'm wondering if the servers are just shitting
themselves that's the only thing I can think of into the portal this question
is the only time I'd like issues maybe it's just the zone layer that makes
sense yeah because I've never had issues in the game so far
Oh, there he is. Old Lich Man himself.
Cool hair, by the way.
Where are said fragments? Do I just have to run over them?
Oh, we just gotta pick them up.
Cool. He's cutting.
Am I just, like, ignoring his abilities?
I don't actually think they did any damage.
Like, it's not really doing anything.
He's not very dangerous, you know?
No damage, but you smell funny now?
Oh, that's the worst thing.
You can't just say that.
and he's dead I can't believe I killed the Lich King
with the help of Harry Potter I have killed the Lich King oh no give you Satan
there he is dude he's come back for the Ring of Power
Golem boy is dead. Oh Jesus Christ. Oh, he just eats me. That dude just straight up eats.
We're seeing it. The the Expecto Patronum is happening. Let's see if a little
Herodric symbol is a high-pitched dude because it looks like he bit me. That
Soren's dead. Soren's seen me. Uh, Golembro.
Searching, searching, standing by, danger, standing by.
Why is it that every magical person near me dies? Have you noticed that? Like every time
there's like a even close to wise dude near me, he gets killed by the big bed like right
in front of me with shadow magic like in the very beginning of the game you're
like I am gonna kill your mentor right in front of you he's dead now and then now
it's like this dude just gets killed right in front yeah it's certainly look
like it's my fault and now he's got a robot that's gonna be searching for him
forever like fries dog that sucks sucks they're always the guide true why
can't I talk to this guy hinson I don't talk to you it's this quest
Broken am I logged out what happened? Oh, okay now you're happy to die. Very cool
Could you please bring clay?
Why'd you have to bring up fries dogman because he's right here?
His name is looter out. He's waiting for clay forever
Thanks to the five gifted subs
Don't be upset me ball. You're heavy and you're making my legs fall asleep
You're too heavy. Oh my god. You're too heavy
For a cat you're not very agile, you know that?
Are you too lazy?
He's a giant slug.
Aren't you?
Big slug animal.
And you put your tail in everything.
Oh, now you are.
He's a claw slug, it's true.
Lay back down.
What?
What are you doing?
Is this the new wild killer?
Nothing is a wild killer.
The moment you call something a wild killer, it dies.
guys. You know that, right? Oh, we got one hour left and then we're gonna get another
World Dungeon. Ugh. Bunkish has gotten more reputation points than me. Goddamn. This dude
is cooking. Look at him. The only one in the guild who is more than me. Wow, he's
ass anyways. I disagree. The war with him is fantastic. Also, you lost the game.
Thanks.
Blinded by science 83 with 500 bits said video games make us cry, they make us cheer, they make us less sad over the crushing existential dread that is life, but most importantly, they make us laugh.
Outside of the Portal franchise and the Stanley Parable, what game or games have made you laugh the most, Goblin Lord?
game.
Games that made me laugh the most.
Hmm.
Probably Turnip Boy Commits Taxivation is a pretty good shout.
That's funny as shit.
I'm trying to think of other games that are like specifically jokey games, the kind of
games that I like.
Yeah, Turnip Boy is pretty funny.
Bard's Tale.
I agree with Bard's Tale.
Bard's Tale is awesome, dude.
I and Bred didn't really make me laugh.
I and Bred made me enraged and made me enraged.
This is not a game.
No, it's definitely a video game.
Yeah.
Yeah, turn a boy, I gotta play the second one, too.
Oh, here we go!
Look, baby Satan, give your say.
With the ones she found, she used their power to awaken scores of the dead in Northern Lasslin.
The resistance, led by Commander Da Vinci, barely managed to stop their attack.
Which was only a fraction of the Archaean legions might.
Even now, most of Solicium remains trapped within Archaean's shadow.
Da Vinci, and no Da Vinci is um...
Da Vinci's courage is actually one of the abilities that I have.
So, like, definitely one of the characters in the game.
I don't know if it's Leonardo da Vinci.
Did Neapol lose his orange?
Oh, you mean the neck thing he had on?
Yeah, he doesn't need it anymore.
I wonder if devastating smash is good.
It's got a stun chance.
Hmm.
It's an AoE.
We kind of lack AoE, to be honest with you.
I wonder if I should take that instead of this.
of victory is like kind of whatever Gaia you think Gaia crash is really good
got ads by the way you check the auction house not yet
maybe tts while we wait di blaze dell with 500 bits said what is the newest game genre you can
think of yeah i think it's probably going to be autochess i think autochess is really a
Auto-Battlers are kind of a new genre. They really entered their own now.
Yeah. Auto-Games have been around for ages. I don't know what to say. I think it's the newest
out of everything. Before that it would be MOBAs. And then the, um, yeah, I think it'd be probably
Auto-Chess and the MOBAs. Battle Royale was one for a little while. Yeah, I think it actually
went Auto-Chess Battle Royale MOBA as you go backwards. Mobrickers, oh god damn good.
So Gaia Crash is really good damage, but devastating tornado is also really good.
And the thing about devastating tornado is every hit gives me mana back, and that hits
a bunch of times.
So that may just be a mana grantor, which is kind of sick.
I don't know yet.
Let's try this.
Full typo. The user can pass through targets in a movement speed increased by 13.5% in a movement speed increase?
What?
What?
Yeah, I'm gonna try this.
Ability for AOE. I think.
I'm just gonna upgrade this.
Because that's 270%
plus 52.
This 60% plus 14 12 times.
Devastating Tornado is technically better.
We look at skill specialization go to here who's this guy shot a victory
increase skill critical on that or ice tornado deals damage bonus damage equal
to 18% of base damage plus forward of the bound target so targets are bound
interesting Gaia and tornado to frost Gaia as frost as a shit load of damage
That's a huge combo for AoE. Yeah I have to do I have to do an AoE combo because
that my build is really single target right now. It's like all single target
it's kind of for bosses. I need to make an AoE build. You can get Frost to
vidshoot for the combo yeah it seems like that'd be a good shot. Let's come with fries yeah dude.
Faye underscore Viking underscore princess with 500 bits said when
When Ashes of Creation goes into Alpha 2, I really hope that the healing doesn't suck.
I also hope that I don't have to yell at people to get out of the Ring of Fire.
Like holy hell people get out of that big burning Ring of Fire, it's hurting you.
It doesn't have to if you just move, just move 2 inches to the left, just a quick tap
of the A or D key should do it, but then ooooh they just stand there and burn, and
wonder why I'm not healing them.
I guarantee you they're not gonna move, I guarantee you, they're going to die
of the A or D.
Guaranteed. They will never do it. They will never move out of it.
GELF chief with 500 bits said hello Thor, I was curious if you ever have a child will you change your name from Jason to Jadad?
Also did you know that if you sleep with a ruler under your pillow you are able to measure the length of your sleep better?
It's not true.
Thank you for all your work and motivation you give us.
Do you leave dirt under your pillow for the dirt man?
Bet you do. Bet you do.
I shouldn't have been you want to see Hardin's mother Hannah, but she wasn't there
She'd gone on a trip with her son. You have to I mean you do seems there would be peace for both of them
Yeah for the dirt man, dude, you gotta leave dirt under your pillow for him. I
Don't want to know what'll happen if you don't
Terrify
Sebastian with $50 said Tendi's are for formal meals only otherwise it is a disservice to the Tendi man
Okay, I'm gonna be honest with you, that's a lot of money.
And also, you're right, you're 100% right.
You know what the best tendies are, you know what the best tendies are, and this is gonna
be upsetting.
Americans, have you ever been to an Albertsons?
It's a supermarket.
Albertsons deli chicken tendies are better than anything you will ever get at fast
food.
Yeah.
I'm not shushing. I'm not.
They deserve to know.
They deserve to know.
That those tendies are so goddamn good.
They're so goddamn good.
It's just Tyson frozen tendies? No, it's not.
No it ain't.
No it ain't.
Of course I know.
I think I don't know about tendies.
Don't tell them they'll be gone.
I'm gonna shit.
Sounds like a skill issue for you.
This plate they are a vicious
What brings you here?
All right, man a waste
We're here now. Is this the endgame zone?
Is this the spooky zone? It looks spooky nice
How do I get in?
Please sir hmm. Okay. Hold up
Should be in here knows my gear
He's... there it is. Okay. Wow. Because my current gear is so highly ranked that gear is worse.
Okay, so what we need to do is we need to go to here, go to equipment enchanting. We have to
do a transfer. We put this one up here. No applicable items. Really? Really? Do I have to
take it off first is that what it is oh no okay I do have it good okay so there
we go that'll pop it to level six which is kind of sick yeah it's also half a
million gold but worth how big is it how bad is the chat any game not very
bad at all I mean that's it right there what we've learned right now oh it
I just blurs the chat. That's all. You can game chat.
One sec.
Wait till level 7 to transfer to Sandman's. What do you mean wait till level 7? This is maximum.
It is at level 9.
How could it possibly be wait till level 7?
What does that even mean?
Upgrade purple to 7.
Okay, so what you're saying is I upgrade the purple to level 7
and then I do the transfer.
Is that what you're trying to say?
this game in three words kill shit win level 7 and 30% okay so I need to level
this up to level 7 and 30% that's what you're saying right now so now if we go
to transfer we look at this that doesn't seem to do what you're saying it's doing
are you guys full of shit I'm not getting one guy there's a shit little
people in chat saying this you have to have three blessing on your blood what
What does it mean?
Chat, what the living shit are you trying to say?
Okay, hold up, hold up.
Before we do anything else, I'm going to pause the music.
All of you stop.
Stop trying to give advice.
Do a full cohesive thought on the explanation of what the hell you're trying to say.
Because chat, you're just, you're spamming random shit.
You make no sense.
Even chat as it gets to at this point.
What the hell are you trying to say?
You suck at explaining this.
It's just a lot of random bullshit go.
You need more and more mats for later upgrades so when you use it later you don't need much
purple mats.
This is clearly only increasing by 508% now.
It's still bringing it exactly to level 6.
Where am I saving mats by expending mats on upgrading the purple?
Where am I doing that?
Do explain yourself.
It doesn't matter if the purple mats are rough to get.
Why is chat telling me to level this thing to 7?
up the purple right now will cost less materials than to get it from level 7 to max. That is
why you should level up the purple 7 and then transfer. But when I look at transferring,
it gives me dramatically less percentage. Visual bug, that's not a visual bug. Less percentage
but same XP. Alright, let's try this stat. You're not comparing two different stats,
It's the same stat.
One, they're both experienced, but...
Alright, level 7, and you said 30%?
I'm gonna do it one more time.
And I can't.
That only brings it to level 8.
Level 8 at 90%.
I see what you're doing.
So what'll happen is when I get it to 7% higher, it'll bring it to level 9.
And it'll have me use dramatically less materials.
That's what you're trying to say.
The problem is, the percentages don't show that.
What it should show is a flat experience amount.
Because it looks like it's de-incentivizing the behavior when it's actually not.
So no, chat didn't screw me.
The game doesn't explain this well in neither does chat.
That's the problem.
Yeah, the armor looks sick.
Look at sick.
Admit chat was right.
Some of chat was right.
They just couldn't explain it very well.
The problem is this.
You guys have to understand.
I can read your whole statement.
The whole statement.
So if you do tiny little snippets of information that don't make any sense, no one's going to gain anything.
It's good to fill up chat with garbage.
So just say the whole thing.
The whole thing.
Not like, four words.
It's...
It never works that way.
It's always absurd. The whole thing, dude.
You can't make us? I know.
I- If I could, I would. I swear to God.
Oh, we got deenims now!
Yeeeah!
you always know it's a Korean MMO when there's demons in the last zone the
divine beast is here how it hurts I love Korean MMOs for the demons and angels
at the end dude is there a guild there is yeah we're full right now though but
you can apply and then when I kick people because people quit the game
and I will bring you we've got if you are under a hundred by the end of
stream I will be removing 100 experience we killed because every monster you kill
gives you one experience means you're literally not playing the game squished
you what keeps putting me to sleep they just randomly put you to sleep that's
terrifying people are still trying to explain the garing thing after we
figured it out I know it will for hours sleep paralysis demons you know
No, you're not wrong.
This is a hell of a zone.
Okay.
I think I can probably go back up the way that we came and then go to the right.
Yeah, we'll do that.
Sleep on hit is kind of cool.
It's really a devastating ability to be honest.
Wow dude!
Alright.
Opening move stuns me.
I learned some interesting stuff about during from the late explanation.
Yeah.
It's just about resource management.
That's all it is.
This is not sponsored. If it was sponsored, it would say sponsored, which it is not.
So, there's this. Henry is the server that brought it.
So this is kind of interesting. It looks like I have to go up into the right to get around
this, up on the top. Migraine Aura Simulator on the bottom left. It's just the blurred
chat out. You'll live. You'll be okay. I promise.
What do you wish they would add to the game? I want to be honest with you. Nothing
right now. The game is fine as it is. It is a hell of a lot of content. It's
Good monsters. Good dungeons.
Like, it's good shit. Yeah, there's a boss right now.
I'm trying to get to the teleportation node. That's what I care about the most right now.
I really don't have any problems right now. Jesus.
I think the one thing that they should probably do, honestly, is they need to do an overview of text versus voice lines, actually, said.
Because there's a shitload of text that doesn't match up with the voice lines.
just like every cutscene of the game.
It is wild how much text doesn't match up with the voice.
It's your class. So classes don't exist. It's based on the gear that you wear.
And I'm using a sword and shield and a great sword.
There it is.
That's what I'm after.
Could have jumped up, it looks like.
But we didn't go down that way, so.
of
the hell is that
will be the final unlock and then as a guild we can go declare a section of the map is ours
because i want to do that what do you mean you can't move to this location it's literally a hook
this game dude yeah see this rift stones so we can we can actually capture rift stones like these
we just have to find out which one we want to take it's got to be like down here yeah yeah there
it is you'd be claiming an island you mean a node yeah we're gonna be doing that how you
What are you liking to get so far? I really enjoy it.
Is that a raid? What is that? Dungeon raid?
Interesting. Alright.
That is all of the current map open.
All of it.
All right, I will be right back and use the bathroom.
Quick one sec.
I'm going to run the ads while I'm gone.
I've returned.
Meatball had to get kicked out.
When I got up to use the bathroom,
he got behind my computer and tangled himself in the wires.
Can't do that.
Yeah, I can't do that.
Lucky he didn't turn the computer off like 100%.
Yeah, goblin creature that he is.
Meatball is certified IT.
I don't think he is, man.
All right, let's see.
What do we got on our schedule now?
In 45 minutes, we have the wolf quest.
I guess we're done.
Black Hell Plains, let's see.
45 minutes, we've got the wolf quest.
We'll keep that one up.
What is Stop the Mana Frenzy?
This one's gonna pop.
So this'll happen at the same time.
It's a peaceful, dynamic event.
It is participate in Stop the Mana Frenzy
at Mana Waste and Deliver Demonic Mana Stones.
All right.
Yeah, we can do Dungeons in the meantime.
I think that works.
Got all the materials that we need.
Everything's good.
I think we're in a good spot, man.
What else can we do from our...
Oh, amateurs, we got another one.
Look at him.
And we got another Guardian.
Launches five projectiles at random enemies within a 10 meter range every second.
A single enemy may be hit with multiple projectiles at the same time.
Each projectile needs 52% of base damage.
I kinda wanna use that.
That's kinda sick.
Because I'm using Vampiric Scar, which is like the tanking one, but like...
It's just bonus damage. Yeah.
I dig that.
Codex.
So the only other thing I have to do is do the Codex work.
Yeah, it's all about the zones.
The zone bonuses now.
And some of the quest lines, it seems.
Alright, co-op dungeon, we go!
I'm gonna bail out of the group.
Which co-op dungeon should I do?
What are these? These seem a bit insane.
Right? That's a staff. We could use the boots.
Those are good. The tyrant's aisle one?
Oh wait, this one's got my sword though.
Onvaliant Brawl hit has a 42% chance to play weakened.
Wait a minute. These start to change the way that you play the game.
And these have a set bonus.
Mmm.
Duke is hard though.
Not gonna give you a shit.
There's my sword and shield.
It's kinda nice.
Barbarian bonus damage?
What the hell's Barbarian bonus damage?
Like against barbarian enemies?
Is that what that is?
I wanna sign up for this.
Is this?
What's it called?
Butcher's Canyon or Tyrant's Isle?
Let's see.
I signed up for Butcher's Canyon.
Butcher.
Refresh.
Wow cool keyword that doesn't work. I guess we just have to go over here. It's very funny
I was like let's put in the keyword of butchers doesn't do anything. Do you have the gear score?
Oh, yeah, I'm at what 1900? Yeah, I'm 1910. I'm I'm well within the range that I should be. I
still got some greens there, which is funny. So like I'm gonna be just fine. They give my
overall opinion yet I really liked the game. Like I really liked the game. I think it's
very fun. You're gonna keep playing well I do every day. Yeah I really enjoy it. It's
quite a fun game.
Mark Ovel with 500 bits said good morning Thor. Steam decided to recommend an indie
game to me yesterday. I don't know the cause of this, where this is because of
the goblins or you, either way thanks be to whoever deserves it. But I wanted to give
a shout out to a game called Memoraiopolis. I am willing to bet the bot butch as
this game name. Game looks like a fun new twist on old CIV games. The dev has a discord
setup and the project is still active. We'll grab and try on payday.
Yeah never heard of it, that's awesome. Now I want to check that out. Oh here we go. Shot
commander gauntlets. Okay so we're gonna try and do cave of destruction I guess. We'll
see if I get invited to those because I have the score. And we're also gonna try
Butcher's Canyon which nobody has any stuff up and I guess the other one is
cursed wasteland I think is it him now deaths of this yeah because we look at
this there's a set bonus on this called shock commander hey nice so we're going
into tyrant's aisle I believe now what group is this for is the last boss
Tyrant's Oil. It's Cave of Destruction. That's weird that it moved. Why is it blue gear now?
It's Cave of Destruction. There's no Cave of Destruction in here. That's weird. It just got rid of it.
It moved all- Oh yeah, no, it moved it to the top. That's weird. I don't like that.
Like I actually don't like that it moved it.
Yeah, it's really weird.
If the game's level cap increases to 70 like in Korea, will I get extra cumulative experience?
I think it stops, like I'm at 99.9999% I guess.
So like we're just stuck here.
Yeah.
You don't get extra cumulative experience.
What you do get though is if we go into our skills, we look at our weapon skills,
like weapon mastery actually matters.
Very clearly.
So that's still upgrades. It's kind of a big deal.
Let's see here.
I wonder if I should start using Resilient Mine.
Hmm.
This one's a no-black brainer.
This one's insanely good.
More max HP and more healing.
Alright, let's try it out.
You figure out the mana problem? Mostly, yeah.
Looks like none of these actually count for...
XP, either.
So I wonder if I'm even getting...
Mastery...
for my weapons here.
I don't think I am.
Yeah, I don't think I'm actually getting mastered for my weapons because there's no XP being
get bread like XP gain is what does that maybe it is giving me mastery news doesn't show up.
I don't know how it works.
You know it's good.
I enjoy the game.
It's fun.
I just got a 10k crit.
Getting there.
Getting there.
Weapon levels are basically the same as the world.
No.
No, not at all.
They unlock, like, talents in this, in a very different way.
If we go into my skills, if we look at this, you get talent points.
I don't know if you can get all of them.
I don't know if there's a max level.
I have no idea how it works.
Yeah, I'm not sure yet.
Need more blue growth books.
You can get 16 points, so you can get two out of the three.
Yeah.
Even taunting this doesn't work.
I think the charging ends just, like, choose.
seems like a focus fire somebody yeah like the bullets are going dude do I
have a grub attached to my head there's horror also that new that new guardian
only is a 10 minute cooldown which is great but that was actually a boss
okay so this is like a raid it's a multi-boss raid I thought it was just
gonna be one boss all right that's kind of freaking awesome what happened
Frostbunk 2 it's a video game. I don't play the same game every day. I do more
variety stuff. I used to play Lineage 2 10 years ago. This is game even for full
free-to-play player. You know it's good. I'm playing fully free-to-play. I'm not
paying... I haven't paid any money and I'm at endgame doing bosses right now.
I don't know why all the healers don't drop this amazing pool on the
ground. Is this also a mini boss? Feels good. Well is that like weird
You hear that?
Do you buy from him in this game?
Yeah, you have perfect berries, dude.
Trade extraction stones and rare polished caster.
What is this?
Precious magic powder as well.
Yeah, I'm getting all these trade extraction stones,
which I guess are super easy to get.
I think it's better than Diablo IV.
Diablo IV is releasing its expansion.
Did the expansion come out already?
Is it any good?
What do you guys think?
guys think because I know it had a delay right as it launched very good it's great
co-is playing I think hmm is this game more like classic well or retail well
neither it's like lost dark and Guild Wars 2 there's a circle with red or blue this
guy said you can skip what is this you can skip the color to ant selection by
going halfway up the hill need to stand in the color of the amp that dies the
same as the circle then go to the top I have no idea what they're saying
bit alright you still play Guild Wars Guild Wars 3 yeah I don't know about
Guild Wars 1 then jump in the circle and the boss speaks Egyptian okay that's
market share for a new mode is there after World Warcraft a lot seeing this
Final Fantasy 14 it says perfect block that I don't have a ring yeah I didn't
have a ring I asked that as it applied somehow I didn't die they said rip to
me, but I'm alive, so thank privilege. That would require me to do mechanics. My existence
is to not do mechanics. Never got it. Imagine me doing mechanics. Impossible. What knocked
me up in the air? Yeah. Yeah, what's the larva face? Okay, saying the larvae you
had a new neck there's not any context remember when I said you gotta say the
full the full thought the whole thought that hold the entirety yeah if you skip
mechanic you get more of it should I resurrect or no oh god now we have three
people left bosses at 8% res yes get against every rest they just need to
focus the boss I don't know why they're trying to kill the paralyzing it kill the
boss it's got 1% HP what are they doing kill the boss Jesus Christ dude they're
like fighting me and I'm like what are you doing dumbass moment insane behavior
that was really weird dimensional soul Aquarius used to craft epic armor and
accessories through the senior crafters. I don't know what that is.
consumables, training stuff. It's my weapons equipment. I got a blue
helmet. That is leather and not good for me. It's garbage.
senior crafters are at stone guard castle. Yeah, that was really
weird. I was like, dude, what are we doing? They're how you
craft your weapon. That's how you get the weapon. At least
Okay, no one should get kicked. Yeah
And no one should I
Was just terrified of it because it's like dude. What are you doing? Like the boss has 1% HP. Why are you waiting?
Why are you attacking the ad you got three people dead in a six-man party?
Do not do that. Let's see. Okay
Go run it again
party board
So the ones that I need to do are
Cave of destruction, which is that one
or Butcher's Canyon.
Those are the ones I need to do.
You can extract traits from items?
Yeah, you can.
Decibus is also good for the Sword and Shield, yeah, that's true.
I think he said three at a time.
I said, yeah, you can.
Not...
You can't.
At a start of this game, any tips? Just play it.
Just play it and have fun, dude.
What is the guild name? Actual Pirates.
Visual underscore sanity with 500 bits said,
Good day, Thor.
I read your announcement regarding checking if the game is P2W,
Honorable Quest.
Wish you the best, but you should keep an important factor in your testing, your chronic skill issue K.E.K.W.
Anyway, dude forget about why this game is not in my region, I am Saudi, and why is it only available in Xbox?
What did Microsoft pay to Amazon?
But in a non-goblin note, I am curious if you have an educated guess of what could be a reason for something like that, first time I see it.
I don't know, honestly, I think that's a very strange one, legitimately odd.
I'm teleporting here and then we were waiting for the ads yeah I don't know
dude I don't know why it would only be available on Xbox in your region that's
weird as shit it's like really really weird honestly I don't need because like
you can do regional restrictions on console I don't know why they haven't
you played Valheim yeah tips for new players don't worry about it man just
getting the game to start playing around with weapons if it would do
Yeah.
Sporting you can play as a human in this game? Ah, yes.
The human. Ah, yes.
The human. The human.
I was paid to win skins? I literally got everything in this by playing the game for free.
None of this is costing me money. None of it.
What do you not understand about fully free to play?
What is... What do you not understand?
Gonna send something to Twitch real fast?
Alright. Now...
Why do we not do it, Miss Boss?
Oh.
How do I... How do I teleport out?
How do I teleport out of a dungeon, guys?
Yeah, the UI doesn't actually help you with that.
Normally, like, in any other game, you just right-click on your portrait or click on your character and then do it, but, like, in this one, you can't do that.
It's really, really weird.
So, where in here is where we craft things using those tokens?
Is it inside this building?
I see these purple vendors over here. Look over here.
You can rather build a weapon. Yeah.
There's no beta win as far as I can see so far.
No, this isn't what those tokens are for. Where do I use those tokens, man?
Is this beta win? Not as far as I can see. I've played it fully free to play.
Yeah, I don't know, man.
Just because you're free to play doesn't mean the game is not pay-to-win. That is correct.
However, if you look at all of the progression that is provided from the pay-to-win mechanics,
they're just pay-to-progress, which means people are paying money in order to have less video game.
I managed to get to maximum level in two days.
I'm doing the end-game content now.
If you're paying money to skip, you're a moron.
That's pay-to-lose.
Like, straight up.
There's no reason for that.
By causing the game to get to the end-game content,
buy cosmetics don't pay for progression that reduces the amount of game for you to
play yeah you can also earn pay-to-win currency right you can earn the
premium currency in game by selling items to other players in the auction house
just like you can in Warframe it's exactly the same system as Warframe so
like I get it literally doesn't matter I think a lot of people want to get
hung up on if a game is paid a win or not without actually investigating the
game themselves and they just want to listen to somebody in the internet tell
them if it's true or not. You should really look at the game and like play it.
Is this the next wow game? No. It's just a video game. It's an MMO and it's fun.
Claim that reward out. This is the only one I don't have but I have to get
the weekly stuff. Hmm. Where's the weekly missions thing? Oh there it is.
Seven minutes left. I'm actually gonna drop them this this group took too
long. We got seven minutes before the update. We're gonna go do the events. I
have to do the Age of Wolves. All right, so the Age of Wolves quest, I'm gonna pull
this up. It should be in Black Hole Plains. It's one of the few that we have
updated. We have to hand in more than 10 wolf tails during this event. I have
to possess 30 of them, deliver to the delivery site during the Wolfhunter
quest, and deliver to the last delivery location for Wolfhunter quest.
And I have to get 30 tails until...
Do you hear that quest right now?
Yeah, we're doing it now.
Press craft to see what we're in armatures?
Yeah, but it didn't have...
the token.
That's not the token I was after.
So I don't know where it is.
Wolf.
So we got...
5 minutes.
117 Katsuneitazu with 500 bits said cuddle smuggler.
I play Throne of Liberty on Xbox.
For insight, there are some issues with controller.
UI interactions need work.
Information you can normally access isn't brought up unless you use the virtual cursor mode that always turns off when a menu or UI changes.
My button settings also reset when leaving the game properly.
Finally, controls bug out somehow and you can't use, jump, morph, settings, inventory, sometimes interact.
That sucks.
That's an awful experience.
Yeah legit, that's a terrible experience.
Yeah, that sounds really frustrating. Like really frustrating.
Need to find a good spot for this.
Wow, is it replaced by this? No, no.
World of Warcraft's just a different game, huh?
Like, this game's fun.
It's not the same game, you know?
And I think it's something to understand is, like, there is room for more games.
There doesn't have to be, like, one dominant MMO. Like...
You know what, wow, is it replaced by?
Nothing.
Because it's World of Warcraft.
Just like Final Fantasy XIV isn't replaced by anything.
It's like this isn't replaced by anything.
It's a fun game.
Play it while it lasts, right?
Go to craft again, on the left side you can use the chest icon, click it, what is this?
Chest icon.
The base currency isn't what I'm talking about.
No, this is not the right thing.
Where are those things that I got?
It is this, Dimensional Soul Shard L'Aquarius.
What is this for?
Again, at the Purple Crafters we just went to them.
What is this used for?
I'm gonna sit here and I'm gonna wait for someone to actually say the real answer.
of it's a pity system and you need 10 what is it used for not how many do I need now what is the
mechanic around it what is it used for you could do it I believe I'm just gonna start using Google
chat is useless on this it's wild dude what happened to you what happened to you chat
used to have actual answers used to be able to form full sentences something changed what's
What's going on with you?
Let's see.
Dimensional Soul Shard L'Aquarius.
Give destruction.
Comes out of these containers.
Kaiser Crimson used to craft rare items.
Boost coin.
Even this doesn't say what it's for.
Doesn't do anything.
Even the internet doesn't say.
Left click show usage.
View usage.
There we go.
You can use it to craft a Dimensional Essence Salvation.
Weird.
Or a L'Aquarius Equipment Selection Chest.
Which doesn't seem like it'd be a good idea.
That seems odd.
So this basically means that I only
want to do that one dungeon over and over again now
to get the most amount of these shorts.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Preparations for the Wolf Hunt in contest will begin now.
It's been 10 years since the battle.
Please do not stay near me and take all my kills.
I gotta do this quest.
Our horizon may be falling far up.
Get it up.
To prevent such tragedy from happening again,
we're holding an annual contest.
Yeah, I need to actually do this quest.
And I have to solo it so that I can get the most number
of wolf tales.
Yeah, literally reading chat, your answers are very
lacking.
They're crazy, dude.
Like, I don't know what normally happened,
but to be real with you, you
You don't have to rush to give a shitty 10% answer here.
I read your messages, so you can post a big one like you see there.
You can either get 10 of each to craft Dimensional Essence Salvation, use to craft any dungeon
weapon that you want, acting as a pity system, or I can get my weapon for running dungeons,
but I can get my weapon for the tokens now.
Or you can use 80 from one dungeon to get a chest.
So the thing that sucks about that is I think I only got four of them.
Does that mean you only get like four each time?
You gotta get ten of everything?
That sucks.
Yeah, that sucks.
Unfortunately, game will flop.
I think it's doing just fine.
Very cool, though.
Test will begin soon, and I have some pre-announcements to make.
During the recent competitions, people roasted meat over the Wolf Trap bonfires.
You won't survive if they come after you in packs, so be careful.
me dude I just got a dimensional soul shard box me it gives you one I'm just
gonna hold out of that yeah lost Ark and this are both free to play and I played
them fully free to play they're fun yeah very different games there it's in
two minutes with 500 bits said sometimes I use big words even if I don't know
the meaning just to make myself seem more cumulative now if you excuse me
I'm going to look up the entomology of that word.
Why you like this?
Let's see...
You goblins have a brilliant day. You have a brilliant day, dude.
Can you go check that message real quick and make sure I didn't miss something?
One sec.
Sorry about that.
No, you're just a goblin.
Heh heh heh, I wanted to make sure.
Just make it sure.
30 seconds.
with 500 bits said ya 500 good morning lord of the goblins pirate of the software forager of the
mushroom forest and king of youtube shorts. I have recently started a d&d group with my friends and
have been enjoying painting my minis as well as starting a new job on thursday your youtube shots
have helped me understand which direction to head my life in and that is why you're my only sub
on twitch as well as i leave my computer on the ferret stream when i am afk keep up the great
work for the Emperor. Well the Emperor.
I wish they wouldn't spin around you like that. Yeah, I've already got 12 of them, 13 of them.
We're at 23. 27. Alright, I've got 37 of them. So I got all the ones that I need,
Deliver the last delivery location.
Where the delivery locations?
Southern delivery location.
Deliver it to the delivery site during Wolfhunted Contest.
Deliver it.
What does that even mean?
What's the last delivery location?
How's this game? It looks interesting. I love it.
Okay, but I delivered it to this one, I guess.
A spectacular scene unfolds during the competition, as Hunt is from far away to the continent running through the cones, battling for Oceans Wars.
I don't actually know where the...
Last delivery location would be.
Yeah, it's pay to progress, as far as I've seen so far.
Which is kind of like, useless. Like, you don't ever want to do pay to progress, you're just paying for less game.
Delivery locations close one at a time.
Oh, so basically I just need to do this until there's only one delivery location left. Is that what you're saying?
Okay, what are you doing?
Oh my god 104. How do I smoke with you the best?
His dude's out here pulling all these two me and not attacking him so that I get a little loot from it.
He's trading them on him.
It's hilarious dude.
I still have to kill them, but he's just pulling them for me.
You said these are closing one at a time?
Nope. Somebody's tagging all this.
Yeah, none of these have closed yet.
So I guess it's fun.
Why is he playing SMS Gradesword? It's fun.
Why would not?
There's a shitload of damage. It's enjoyable.
But I can't stop killing wolves.
I'm finally out of mana.
Where the cute parrots at? The ferrets are over on our ferrets officer.
With 223 of these, I gotta wait for the final one to be open.
This is probably one of the best ways to harvest these.
because like look how many I just got there like that's a crazy ass and not
ridiculous and then NBC keeps spawning up now I have to go to the last campsite
hey where is it that one there I have 325 wolf tails yeah I gotta go bank my
modes dude there we go I got all of it done
Yeah, it seems like doing these little mini-events is kind of like the play here, but I definitely
need to build like a more A-Ree-centered build, because I just don't have that.
I need to make a secondary build, so we're gonna do that after this.
It's a lot of wolves, dude.
Thirty seconds left.
Oh, I'm going.
I'm going. I won't get rank one, but I might get rank two. Maybe.
Wait, see.
Not gonna make it? Yeah, I am. I get 20 seconds left. You kidding me?
Yeah, I'm good.
I will make it.
There we go.
I got a total of 409 turn-ins.
I don't...
I don't think that works.
I get rank five. Jesus.
people went hard on that dude look at that
yeah get right five
god damn
bunch of XP for the gilded place
alright that is finished
and we can now choose the final reward here
we've chosen that and we're all done man
claim that reward as well that's finished
finished? And that means this zone is completely done. Nothing left here. It is clean. Return
of the age of wolves? Wait, what is that? The hell is return of the age of wolves? It
doesn't show a quest. What is that? What is that? Where is that? Where does that go?
Did you get liberty? Did you get the throne? Dude, maybe. Morakai through peace or conflict.
fuel bus schedules. When is the fuel bus schedule? Let's go look at this. Lantern Seed Festival?
Is that going on right now? Maybe the menu is still cash, makes sense. They happen at
the same time, makes sense. How can we see the rest of the schedule? Because I want
to see the stuff that's coming out. Is it on the map? Oh, there we go. So the
The next one's at... one hour from now, yeah?
Or did it just happen?
No.
That just happened.
So like 30 minutes from now, we're going to get Conflict Morica.
I have to go there and fight that.
That's going to suck.
Conflict World Boss is going to be awful, dude.
Hey, guildies!
You want to go form a group and go find a World Boss?
Because we're going to need a group for it.
We're really gonna need a world, like a group for it.
Alright.
Start saying stuff in Guild Chat.
I'm gonna invite you.
Conflict Morkai is a shit show? Yes, it is.
Yes, it is.
I put a Guild Pinup so you guys can all see it on the map.
Two low level at 23, yes.
Yeah, the music is really nice, isn't it?
Well, Game Assist thrown in Liberty.
You're loving the war with him but always looking for something new and interesting?
That's kind of how I feel about it.
It's like when I've done my stuff for the week and while,
I'm just gonna play this.
You know what I mean?
It's just like something nice in the sun.
It's weird that it puts the pin in the air.
Like really weird that it does that, actually.
Yeah, the guild is already full, but I've been removing people that have not done anything.
So keep that in mind.
So rewards and all this.
Yeah, if we look at our guild contracts,
We've got a lot of stuff that everybody's already doing.
Somebody's already doing this one.
We look at members.
You can see we base this on recent reputation.
I'm going to be removing at the end of the stream.
Everybody who is zero reputation will get like zero, not zero reputation
under a hundred reputation.
Yeah, that's the biggest thing.
I think if you hit one day under a hundred reputation, like it's time to
go right now.
Yeah, like this dude's in one day. What do you guys think one day under a hundred
reputation is like Gonzo and try the new content Diablo 4. Oh yeah. This one just
says unknown. I made 1.8k in one day. I know right. Yeah, I'm gonna start
removing some of these. 64 one day ago. Level 13. You ever do this level 13
that has more points than you? What happened there? Every time you kill a
monster you get one point at the minimum because what we're trying to do is we're
trying to get the guild level up and we've got it at level 7 already next
benefit I think is it level 9 which is another 10 defense unknown means they
haven't logged on since maintenance really so that dude's like gone gone
that's what you're telling me like this dude's gone gone when was maintenance
last had to be a couple days ago yeah gotta wait for it to un-cash we're
of members we'll go to manage congratulations you're in we have a
lot of them and I'm doing it by order of time in so better get your points we
don't get your points you can be replied to be in the gold yeah yeah yeah
100% it's just like we have to have people that are getting exp or we're
not gonna gain levels so I have to remove people that just aren't playing
the end. It's normal shit, you know. Normal shit. There's other guilds. Yeah, we've got
pirates actual, actual ferret and pirates are us. So if you can't fit in our guild,
you can always do those. They're like guilds run by the community. This one's run by me.
They're already level six. We're almost level eight. You said it's pay to win. I
don't feel it is pay to win so far. Not at all. I feel like it's pay to progress,
which is the equivalent of, I would like to give you money to have less video game, which
is sort of a meme, right?
If you want to call that beta win, you go right ahead, but for me, that's, that's like
a no-brainer dot beta win.
Let's pay to lose when you do that.
Solar.
Warframe style, pay to progress.
Yeah, like Warframe.
Their auction house is even like Warframe.
Ugh, the parallel anyway.
We haven't touched the auction house.
Lovely log. Let's go take a look.
Participate in Requiem of Light.
So I've got a couple of things in here I actually have to do.
The world boss thing is what we're doing today.
Interesting. Dimensional circles on those.
Alright, let's see.
Is there anything that we can upgrade?
I'm still wondering if this is even any good.
Devastating smash.
I gotta make that build... oh god.
The build like literally removes everything from you even your fishing rod
But what?
Okay, there we go. That's all good. Okay, so
Basically, we can do here is this
We've got our secondary build
We're gonna do 30 strength
30 perception and the rest of wisdom will apply that up
now under skills
We need to swap out our skills for this.
We don't need provoking roar really.
I guess we can keep that.
And the build that I want to build this around is going to be Gaia Crash, I think.
Like we don't need guillotine blade or shot at victory.
We need Gaia Crash and we need devastating tornado.
And then in skill specialization, we can take off that chain hook and we can put
it into Frozen Guy Crash, so cross-cleaning. Remove all of this. Ice tornado. And we can
do... Whoa, ice tornado changes the shitload when you do this. That is way better than
the old ability. Hmm. Look how fast that is. It's really good. Oh man, when you change
abilities it doesn't change your skills over. I didn't change- there's a quick slot
for skills shit fantastic things I didn't know let's go and do this that's
already in the bar we're gonna go back and do you you skill specialization and
we'll do you that's cool and then we'll switch to secondary secondary will be
this dude thank you the 20 gifted subs holy shit that is a wild amount of
subs dude hey we should probably have Wilbert here yeah thank you very very
much seriously is annihilating slasher full anyway who maybe that doesn't suck
no it kind of seems like it sucks not a few about many points we got 31 left
That way we can do DaVinci's chill.
So now we can do...
Into...
Yeah.
Yeah. Okay, this is gonna start being stupid.
The Frost build is actually gonna be really good, dude.
Do you recommend the game? I do.
It's fun, dude.
I've been having a blast with it, legitimately.
Yeah, I can't wait to try this out.
Legitimately.
It looks funny shit.
That's a cool cool build a cool build a model force on there. We're not doing stun this time
We're definitely getting that. Does this count as a mobility? I
Think that counts as yes a skill type mobility. So
That will work whenever we're doing this. So
This is not with speed boost
That is disgusting dude
The spin to win is amazing
Yeah, I mean that seems awesome as shit. Yeah, that's tough
Make sure we get all the youths. What is this one? Yeah, number of targets within five yards.
So this does skill damage boost by 75 and three or more targets are within five meters.
This one makes us faster whenever we cast.
So now it's like hilarious, actually insane.
This is an actually insane build, though, has an 80 percent chance
to apply collision pull to up to 10 enemies within six times the attack range
in a designated direction, binding them for three seconds.
Okay, I just grab them.
What else can we put in this?
I don't think we actually need this.
I think at this point, it's just gonna be like,
tank ability shit.
Like what can I put on that makes me strong?
Yeah, like stalwart, stalwart bastion
and immortal pride is really all you need at that point.
And stalwart's like not very good.
Because it gives them damage reduction, but it doesn't give them very much
Like it's not
It's not great
67 damage reduction is kind of a meme
So I don't really like that ability to be honest with you now annihilating slash
Mixed with will breaker is enormous because you can do will breaker into annihilating and annihilating does bonus damage to weakened targets
So that's like that's the a we play what I'll probably do is this
Yeah, because now what I can do is I can do 382.5% plus 36 to everything, and we can go to skill specialization, and we'll look at annihilating slash increase radius would be huge.
Damage targets movement speed decreases by another 60%.
But it's going to take away.
So something we can steal from this.
We don't really need those.
Increase range and your annihilating slash can be used two times.
What is that? That range is freaking enormous, dude.
What I said, 1.5 meters. I didn't...
I didn't think it'd be like a real 1.5 meters. That's freaking insane.
Willbreaker is really good, though.
So this supplies weakened. And then after this applies weakened, we can do annihilating slash.
So let's go try this on something. Just want to see what this looks like.
Oh, hi
I'm gonna be honest with you. I kind of like this better than my other bills
I actually like this more than my other build a lot because I can just
I'm a Beyblade
I'm trying to the boss dude
What's the boss spot in ten minutes boss is not spot in ten minutes. It's a 1 p.m. Oh
Is it am I wrong about this? I guess you're right
Yeah, I guess you're right.
For some reason I thought it was almost 1300.
F.
We'll fight it later.
Oh, oh, oh.
Oh, oh, oh.
Hello.
So anyway, I started killing.
It doesn't do a lot of damage to one target,
but it does a lot of damage to all of the targets.
Which makes it more fun.
The dad somebody once said,
Steam why you like this?
Actually insane.
Actually an insane ability. Alright. I want to try this in really high level monsters.
I just, I just want to see.
Switched games, like this thing requires so much time. I've played it for two days and I'm at the end yet.
Why are you standing out, right?
So it definitely does a lot of damage.
If I have multiple enemies, it's gonna just be better.
Yeah. Yeah, this definitely works.
This definitely works.
I kind of dig this, actually.
That makes a giant hand!
Look how much mana it gives back. Did you see that?
Watch.
What's this cost?
Costs 85 mana.
Wait a minute.
Does this cost 85 mana one time?
Or does it cost 85 mana every swing?
It costs 85 mana every swing.
This game, dude.
This game, dude.
Why?
Why would you do that?
Why would you do that?
Get over here!
I actually think this is still stronger.
like it's definitely still stronger like even when I'm not playing it off the
because it's just a sheer amount of damage being dealt with so many
cooldowns and this week played solo it's an MMO that is not the intention
why never block the point to it when I'm testing these abilities those are
things that matter guillotine is a really strong airway I mean if you
give it the ability. Yeah, I could see that. That's only
at a critical or a heavy. Yeah, it's only in a critical or heavy.
I'm feeling like witty strike is going to be the better choice
here. I've not tried witty strike. That's it. Yeah, kind of a
weird ability, right? You actually play without buying
anything? I haven't bought anything. I'm about a damn thing.
So yes. Yes, you can. I feel like this isn't as good.
as this.
Greatsword block still does insane damage.
You mean this block?
The iron point parry?
I think the retaliatory strike on this is just nice though.
Oh, you mean for this?
The shield survival technique?
Yeah, I haven't really tried this yet.
For mob farming, the Greatsword one is insanely good.
Well, let's upgrade it.
So I haven't upgraded this one yet.
I think that's the thing about this so far is like everything is fricking good.
You just have to figure out how.
Okay, so that's actually an on-target ability. I need to figure out how this thing works.
Oh, that's cool.
That does do a shitload of damage.
So, if it can't stun, like if we do this on a boss, does it shock them instead?
Targets to me and stun are shocked for six seconds.
That might be even better for raids.
And the reason why is because then I don't have to take my shock ability
all the time.
I'm going to wait for a targeted ability on this.
Can they even have a targeted one?
Maybe not.
The strike on it is really, really long animations.
Like really long animations.
Is that murderous draw doing that?
Yeah.
Are you 50 already?
Because I played for two days.
I'm going to start leveling this up.
I think it's better.
I'm going to go to my first set.
Yeah.
I'm going to try that.
unraids like that just seems freaking insane. So during well, yes, any plans in
Diablo 4 expansion sooner than you would think my dude. Give me just a minute.
What server should I pick? Playing on Henry is where I give me just a minute.
Getting everything set up for this. Yeah, we're gonna play Diablo 4 in a minute here.
Is there rated threes in this game? You mean like arenas? I know this arena I
haven't done it though. Jesus Christ. You mean just a sec? I've almost got
these buttons down and we can go yeah I really want to try this new new setup I
really do I think that build is cool as shit all hails you sat with 500 bits said
good morning Thor what's up after losing my job of 13 years I've decided to get
into cybersecurity I'm going through Google cybersec certain plan on getting
security plus from comp tier nice what advice do you have to stay motivated
and things I should focus on learning as I want to get into pen testing
So on our Discord, if you go to discord.gg slash pirate software and choose the role hacker from the top, you can actually go and find that that has a ton of resources in it specifically for this.
Yeah. And I think that the resources channel will help you a ton there.
So, if you look at, it's got like a little bit of everything for a bunch of different
areas because offensive security is not just one area, it's a ton of different areas.
And that may help, see with, yeah it may help, it may help you because it'll have like kind
of a dabbling of bunch of different things.
The other thing I would say is get into bounty programs, I definitely do bounty programs.
It's huge, downloading some stuff.
So the things that I'm wondering about this is I think, I think probably getting a fury attack of devastating smash
into this rotation would be really good
for my secondary build, like this.
I do like an highlighting slash, I think it's cool
because it does bonus damage against weakened enemies, right?
And this applies to weakened.
Which is really good.
So that's just nice, that's a nice combo.
I don't think I'm gonna take provoking roar.
I think I am going to take devastating smash, and that way we can actually level up devastating
smash.
We can go to skill spec.
I want to see what devastating smash can do, because like duration, cooldown, deals additional
damage equal to 220% of base damage.
I wish provoking roar didn't suck, because it kind of feels awful.
The range on it is super short range.
It's a 3 meter radius.
It's just bad.
You don't even know what a fury attack is.
I don't either, like it never really explains that, does it?
Divisional Smash doesn't seem like it needs anything.
Stun chance increases by 15%.
No, it doesn't seem like it needs anything.
You mess with your targeting settings?
I feel like I'm having issues with targeting.
No, I didn't mess with my targeting settings at all.
Yeah, I haven't played with those.
I'm wondering if they're going to add more of these too.
Roles Might doesn't even seem like it needs to exist.
I'm trying to think what else we can do with this.
This build is hilarious so far turn it as bind icebound
So we can just keep applying icebound to this does this one do bonus damage when it's bound
Yeah, so if the enemy is buying to icebound
They take 527% damage and this one applies bind and this one applies bind
So you do DaVinci's chill into ice tornado into frost gliding just nuke everything
What's with the pixelated box? It's so that, uh, text doesn't come through.
Rude.
This feels amazing.
Like this feels...
really, really good.
Yeah.
You're wondering why I'm using the Great Serb Block? Watch this.
When this thing actually goes through, you'll understand.
It's just more a way.
You just find and upgrade all your gear? Yep.
The Great Serb Block seems to be really good on single target as well.
So like as we look at this yeah, that's just nice
Yeah, it's just a shitload of damage. How do you perfect parry time it correctly?
No guillotine blade. I don't have it on right now. I'm playing around with this build
Yeah, this feels really good, dude
What is your title safe fully free to play because a lot of people are claiming the game has paid a win
And I am playing it fully free to play at end game, so
Nope.
When you are blocking, parrying, or dodging the purple circles that mobs and boss perform,
that is fury attacks.
I don't think that's true though, and here's the reason why.
If it is true, then it's odd.
And the reason why is because we have a couple of abilities on here that say that they're
fury attacks, like this one.
That's not a purple circle attack.
What does that mean?
What is a fury attack?
It would be purple in PVP.
It's an instant cast ability.
Yeah, players don't purple circle.
Like, look at this.
Watch, when I do this...
Yeah, what are you talking about?
Yeah, there's no purple circles in PVP, guys.
Maybe not circle, but blockable.
Fury attacks are blockable, is what you're saying?
I'm gonna call bullshit.
And here's the reason why.
Which ability does this?
There's an ability change in one of these that changes it to a fury attack.
Let me see if we can find it.
It was one of these that changed the ability itself to either a Wrath or a Fury Attack or some shit.
Yeah, there we go. It changes to a Wrath Attack. What the hell is a Wrath Attack?
What does that mean? Can it only be dodged and not parried?
So this is for PvP, is what you're saying? Like that is.
Okay, now that's starting to make sense.
A fury attack...
What is a fury attack then? It has to be blocked, not dodged?
Is fury undodgeable and wrath unblockable?
You can dodge both.
Can be perfect paired.
It is really confusing. I wish it just said unblockable.
You know what I mean?
I wish it just said that instead of like using esoteric naming conventions.
It doesn't make any sense.
That's one of the weaknesses for the game, I think.
Legitimately. And I've noticed a lot of MMOs do this shit.
A lot of games do this shit. Like stop naming things ridiculous bullshit.
Like if we go into this character class here and we go into here.
The idea that you have boss endurance.
I hate that I have to mouse over this to find out what it does.
I hate it. Right? I hate that.
Just call it critical evasion and walk away. Cause that's what it does.
Like, why do you call it boss melee endurance?
It allows you to evade critical hits.
That's all.
It reduces, yeah, increases the chance of evading critical hits and taking minimum damage from
melee attacks from bosses.
Status higher than targets melee critical.
For every 10 points of difference, chance increases by about 1%.
Why is it called endurance?
It's a weird stat name.
Yeah.
It's just a weird stat name.
There's a lot of them.
Listen to translation. No, there's a lot of there's a lot of stats that exist like this instead of games that just don't make a lot of sense.
Lot of them.
Lot of them, lot of them. And it's not down to just Korean games.
Not in the slightest.
Okay, so...
If I get back out of this...
We take a look at the character.
Take a look at this character.
We've got all of our Stella right there.
Got our wisdom on.
And I look at...
Our first set I think I'm gonna swap to iron point very for bosses I
Think I'm gonna do that
Because it allows you
When you block to shock the enemy which shocks it for everyone in your team
Which is huge in parties
Because like that allows other people to do different things with their builds. I probably wouldn't be using murderous draw as a startup
You know what I mean? Like there's no reason for that
Over the shielding? Yeah, I mean it blocks it anyway.
Iron Point Parry changes the murderous draw, let's see.
Yeah.
Because this regenerates HP
and creates a shield equal to 14% of max health for 3 seconds, right?
But this causes the boss to be shocked for 6 seconds,
which normally I can only apply using stunning blow.
So like, applying that is a huge deal, dude.
Like a really huge deal.
Cause that also lets me use Deathblow.
Cause Deathblow does bonus damage against enemies that are shocked.
So like that's huge.
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Turn it off, turn one off.
You don't know if I've ever heard it goes in the TTSQ, do exclamation point TTS to read about it, bud.
I take the button.
Solid Viking with 500 bits said all hail the Goblin Lord be almighty Lord Thor.
Would you ever play Return to Moria?
I fell in love with the game with my high school best bud.
best bud. There is a ton of lore and plenty of content in the game to do. I hope I get
to see you play it someday. You goblin lord you waka waka nanu nanu JK JK love you a ton
and pay demo and free the worms freedom now.
You're Wormdude. Greater growth light soaks in. Okay. So when we do these ones we have
to like hold the button down.
Weird.
You're Wormdude?
Yeah play that game I don't see what up. Played it before. This game better
Not that I can see now
I've been playing at the entire time free to play and I'm just as competitive as anybody else at the game
No problems there
This game any good. I've been having a blast with it. It's quite fun
Have not had a problem
Yeah, I I don't know if I want this or this
There's so many choices between these because like this is gonna increase the team's damage
This is gonna increase my survivability, right?
What are they actually selling they're selling progress
You can get there faster.
The pay to win is lying on the top.
Gilding me get thousands of Lucent every day.
Bingo, dude.
Exactly it.
That's exactly it.
It's people who are just getting pay for progress.
The traits are pay to win?
Traits?
You mean with Lucent, right?
You mean the material that we can farm?
Because I can just go and put things on the auction house?
Just like in Warframe?
With Platinum?
Exactly the same.
Is Warframe pay to win?
Gotta choose. Gotta choose.
Yep, Warframe is pay to win. Okay, bud.
Oh, man.
That is wild shit.
Yeah, you can get all of it with Lucent, which is, uh, material you can get by selling items in the auctions.
It's the same. It's the same as Warframe.
Yeah, same as Warframe. It's pay to progress.
And if you want, if you want that to be, if that to you is pay to win, then fine.
But there's no significant advantage that a paid player has over you if you just play the video game.
You know.
There's no significant advantage.
There's no advantage, even. Like you just play.
That is a giant wall of Chinese text. Please do not.
D-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d.
English-speaking stream. I don't know what that says.
Okay, now you've done it twice. Now you're banned.
Very cool.
Yeah, it's heavily a bot. Let me see what it's saying.
Google Translate did not respond. What does this say?
Oh, it's politics. Yeah, we'd banned them anyway.
Yeah, don't do that shit.
It's just, it's some anti-Chinese political bot.
Yeah, it's gross.
Yeah, some political copy-boss-issue.
Bots, dude, what are you gonna do?
Yeah, no, so I think this has paid to progress.
I don't think there's any inherent pay to win.
Uh, just because you progress faster doesn't mean that you're better at the video game.
And you can lose to people.
It's why at level 28 I was able to kill level 50.
There's no problem with that.
Like it's totally possible to do and if you're a build and your gameplay is better than somebody else you will beat them
regardless of if they paid money
They're just gonna get there faster than you and that's it like same as same as any other pay-to-progress system
I don't see any other problems here and all of that premium currency is obtainable by a person who doesn't pay any money
By them grinding and selling items in the auction house to people who do
Buy that currency just like in Warframe. So you have like a really
good environment for this to not matter at all yeah like it's it literally
doesn't matter the pay-to-win is mostly for dance who don't have much time to
play yeah I mean it comes down to people who don't have much time to play a
video game and they're gonna pay to progress normal shit you know that's
that's pretty common I'm not I don't think it's doing anything new or
egregious right I think a lot of times people get really bent about this stuff
But in reality like this is normal doesn't really matter seems fine to me
Which one can we do so I think for dungeons I'm probably gonna do the other one
Yeah, probably gonna go frost for dungeons now
And I think my build for raids is just fine
I think the one thing I would drop for raids like for single target raids is I was I'm probably gonna drop
Chain hook because it's just not useful
Also, what happens when I make Chain Hook a Wrath skill?
It was a Fury attack and now it's a Wrath attack.
Yeah, I don't think Chain Hook in Dungeons really matters.
I like Chain Hook a lot.
It's good for PvP.
It's really a PvP ability.
It's really what it comes down to.
And I like it for that.
It's great.
Hook is good for interrupts.
You know?
That's true.
I can see that.
That does make sense.
It's always push like at that point chain hook has such a long cool down.
Why wouldn't you just use something like strategic rush that has less cool down?
Right?
It's good for boss aggro?
No it's not.
Use literally anything else for boss aggro dude.
There's so many other abilities that are better for like dude.
This is better for boss aggro like shield strike is.
It's absurd.
I know it generates maximum aggro through monsters, but look.
I know I just use all taunts. What?
Is the poison point of a thought is that it puts you to maximum?
He wouldn't need that.
Good old concentrated barrier.
Is the MMORPG good?
It's fun, yeah.
Yeah, he changed his uses for bossing only trash pops.
It's exactly what I was saying.
Doesn't make any sense.
Let's see.
I think I might drop counter-barrier, and that seems insane, but I might take immortal
pride over counter bearer because you can get 200% health regen when you're running it.
Which is insane.
And magic melee and range defenses increase by 5% of max HP during mortal pride up to
1500.
Which is nuts, dude.
It's- immortal pride's really bad?
How?
Like blessing of immortality?
Do you get a shield?
Like all of this is like an oh shit button for me.
Is it just the big cooldown or something?
Hmm.
We're not thinking about spin away, we're talking about single target boss.
Yeah, single target boss is the thing.
If you could read the tooltube?
Here.
It gives you 20% max HP for six seconds, but you can change that to increase your defenses.
Increase your health regen dramatically.
That's it.
It's your real name Thor, it's my metal name.
You find my name every robot.
Let's see.
Shield throw kind of sucks. I wish shield throw felt better to me. Yeah. Seems pretty good for aggro. I don't have aggro problems though.
I feel like if I had an aggro problem, then sure, but I don't. So like, there's no sense in just stacking the shit out of aggro.
Yeah, chain isn't for aggro. That's enough of that. It's for control.
For keeping aggro? I don't lose aggro though.
Yeah, it's like it doesn't even matter, dude.
I use Blood Devotion and Star Wars Bastion.
I'm gonna get Star Wars Bastion.
Oh, I guess that gives skill damage boost, yeah?
Yeah?
That's a huge one, so that's a cool shot.
Is if we did...
Star Wars Bastion, which gives skill damage boost, right?
The other one I've been using is... where is it?
Da Vinci's courage because Da Vinci's courage increases your party's attack
speed by 15% which is enormous so store a bastion with the bonus on that is
pretty good I think that's really good I'm gonna go to my secondary build and I
don't know get my I'm probably gonna get stored bastion with this what ability
can we get rid of let me see you're gonna get started with a stalwart bastion
on this so what is that cooldown one minute 29 it's another big-ass cooldown I
think it's one of the biggest problems it's just massive cooldown
Bastion also has an attack buff no it has a skill damage boost if that's what
you mean and a movement speed boost changes to a skill that affects you and
improves the effectiveness of the skull so this just makes it a you only you
Do Star Wars Bastion and DaVinci and you alternate their use for skill times?
DaVinci's got a 44 second cooldown.
Solar Bastion is a 1 minute 29.
Scarily alternate them.
Does that really make sense?
Yeah, that doesn't really work, unfortunately.
Great Fury.
Nice.
Blood Devotion with specialization is massive.
Let's look at that.
It takes 40% of the damage intended for the party member within a 15 meter radius
for 6 seconds, only 100% of the damage taken a plot.
Okay, so you make an AoE and you just go, no.
Right?
Is that what that is?
Okay, that's kinda sick.
That's definitely a good oh shit.
There's also skill boost? Again.
Full concept, not just a snippet.
Yeah, it's blessing of sacrifice, it is.
There's no pay to win.
It's pay to progress, dude.
Yeah, it's not a pay to win system.
And you can get all of the same premium currency as any other player just by selling items on the auction house to people who do.
Yeah.
This one doesn't make any sense.
Increases damage inflicted to the connected target by 50.
Are they trying to say...
Increases your allies' damage...
By 50?
That's a terrible translation.
That is a dog shit translation.
That's very bad.
Yeah.
So you would have to do devoted sanctuary and this and then your whole party gets a damage app, right?
Does that make sense then? Do we chat history? Let me see.
You've asked the same question like a million times about farmer was replaced. I don't know eventually. Maybe. I have no idea dude.
Yeah, I think this is this is kind of weird man.
Huh. It's a very odd
shitty translation, but
if we could do devoted sanctuary and
and effect duration increases three seconds so it can last nine seconds and
increases damage inflicted the connected target by 50 I think that's like the play
you know because we don't really care about that don't really care about that
we do care about this see what that feels like select a target oh you can
only cast it when you have an ally. That's kind of unfortunate. Because it's supposed
to be an AoE, a 15 meter radius AoE. A skill specialization permanent can be changed, we
just changed it. You've been watching me changing around for the last like 20 minutes. That
means I have to select an ally and then cast it. Yeah, no blurs off right now, I'm not
worried about. I really wish that this didn't require an ally to be cast, like if
If it's an AOE, then it's an AOE. Just let me blast it, right?
You know what I mean?
I know you cast on everyone around you, but you cannot cast it unless you have an ally selected.
That's... chat.
You are... you are painful right now.
Look. See it on my bar?
You have to actually select the person.
They have to be selected for anything to happen.
Where's the AOE?
Where's the AOE? You have to select yourself. Bingo!
Do you not understand the problem with it?
It always selects people in the area. You just saw me casting it a minute ago and it says you can't cast it.
You have to select yourself and then cast it.
Or some shit. Because I had enemies selected and it's like no you can't.
And now it's casting. Even though before it said I didn't have a target.
You need people in the area? No you don't because I just cast it.
In any other game, if you have an AoE ability that is a player based AoE or a target based
AoE, and you have an enemy selected, it will cast out of yourself.
The idea that this one would not is weird, and I find it very strange that some people
in chat think that that's okay.
Yes, I would love for the game to be more difficult to play for no reason.
I am a good gamer.
This doesn't show a graphic either.
I'm gonna see what that actually does.
Use it multiple times.
Selecting an ally.
If that was automatically, a minute ago it wasn't working, so we don't know why.
That was the problem.
Now it's casting.
So I'm wondering if there's a bug involved with it.
Because casting a minute ago, it said that I can't because I didn't have a target
selected.
Yeah.
Settings, controls, auto-use, non-targeted beneficial skills on self.
Oops.
Settings, controls, auto-use, non-targeted.
I wonder if this just didn't work because you saw the error pop up on screen when I was trying to spam it, and it didn't work.
That's weird.
One row below one.
You think about this?
Is that what it was doing?
Or have that selected and then...
No, that's not what it was. It actually wasn't using the special ability like it should have.
I still don't know if this is doing what you guys think it does. The damage increased thing?
Because the tool there's no tooltip that says it does that I
Think this thing is actually buggy like actually buggy unironically I
Really do you need allies to connect around you. That's not what it says though
If we mess over this is it increases damage inflicted to connected target by 50
Doesn't make any sense
Buffs damage to other people I'm aware
But this tooltip is written really badly, so I'd like to test it is what I'm saying
I would like to test that because the translation is horrific. It's like really not good
What is connected? It's the people that are bound to you when you're using that ability
That is your ally. Yeah
It's just a weird ass translation. It's not good. Yeah, not good
Korean sentences are said differently. It doesn't matter Amazon is the publisher likely did the localization work and they did a bad job
Like a lot of stuff also none of the voice acting in the entire game matches up with any of the text
It's like 50% of the time it's wrong.
It's wild, actually, how wrong it is.
And that's an easy check.
Be like, wow, none of the voice acting matches the text.
All of these strings are wrong.
The tooltip is fine?
No, it's not.
That tooltip is terrible.
What kind of cope is that, dude?
Increases damage inflicted to the connected target by 50?
So I'm increasing the amount of damage I do to my ally?
That is not a fine tooltip.
Tooltip is written like shit.
That's wrong.
That's not what it does though, it doesn't increase the damage they take.
Because that's not even what the ability does, you take damage away from them.
So it wouldn't even do that anyway.
It increases the amount of damage they deal
while they are bound to you.
So no.
Do you dislike the M? No, I love it.
I just think that they have serious problems with their localization.
You know, Amazon.
Standard.
And Band-U.
How bad a win in this game? It's not. It's made a progress.
We all have horrible games because these days games are even worse than horrible. No, it's not.
That is, that's the, the most incorrect thing that I've seen on games in a while.
Games are better now than they ever have been. They're freaking amazing.
Take off the rose-tinted glasses, dude.
Games are deeper mechanically and more interesting and more connective than they ever have been in the history of time.
Ever.
They're way easier. No, they're not.
Go back and play a game on Super Nintendo
and then do any raid fight in Final Fantasy 14.
Get back to me on that one.
The difference now, that exception that proves the rule,
there's not even an exception that proves the rule.
Like there are so many games now,
mechanically games are way more complex
than they ever have been.
Do you know why?
Because we can make them that way now.
Engines allow for us to make them
as mechanically difficult as they are now.
It's insane what we're able to do as game developers.
So the idea that somehow games are dumbed down now,
No, you're better at games now.
The world is better at games now.
In fact, the world is better collectively at games now because they talk about all of
their strategies online and they min-max the shit out of them before they even launch.
When shit is on PTR, people have solved it now.
You know when you used to be able to get that?
Nintendo goddamn power.
It came in the mail a month after the game came out.
And even then, it might even have the game that you were playing in it.
That's why it was hard.
games didn't get easier they got harder we just got better at transferring
information and beating them every sort of liberty it's good it's fun yeah if you
didn't know what Nintendo power is it's a magazine it was a magazine for Nintendo
games back in the day and it gave you hints and tricks on how to beat them
beat the games before we used the internet my dudes it was a magazine came
every month. What's in magazine? We used to take knowledge and we'd put it on a
tree that was very flat and then we would send it to you physically in the
real world and it would arrive at your home once a month. Yeah and this had
Information on it like a website. That's what it was
Yeah
Yeah, surprising. I know now. I don't want that. There we go delete stop it
Go away Twitter stopping a piece of shit. Give me a moment
I used to magazines while walking to and from school barefoot was up till both ways. Yeah, all right. Yeah, dude
I think that I always think it's really strange is
is
you guys have to understand this
there can be things that are wrong with the game
and the game can still be good
i know that there's this really weird trend online right now
where if there's one tiny thing that is brought up that is incorrect it's all
dog shit you have to throw it all away but that's not how life works
in any possible respect
this game is fun
and it has problems with its tooltips
this tooltip
is dog shit
It's bad.
What the tooltip is actually trying to tell you is that it's increasing your party member's damage.
Instead it says increases damage inflicted to the connected target by 50.
Which doesn't make any goddamn sense.
So,
I don't understand whether people that will die on this hill of like,
my god he hates the game now, or,
no that tooltip's totally correct. You're wrong. Like, no, the tooltip is bad.
And the game is still good.
Both things can be true, it's okay.
You will survive.
You will survive, I promise you.
Yeah.
It's some brain rot shit
where if you think one thing bad, all things bad,
that's what that is, that's brain rot.
100% that's brain rot.
Lost and translated, bad translation happens all the time.
The game was originally a Korean game.
It's been translated by and localized by Amazon.
Amazon does not do a good job with that
with strings management.
And you could see they didn't do a good job
strings management throughout the entire game, because every time there's a voiceover anywhere,
the text doesn't align with the voiceover. Ever. Ever at all. So yeah, no, it's, they're not good at
this. Amazon has a weakness here 100%. Very, very obviously weakness. Sony jakey games,
they play to slow them. Oh yeah. No, it's so good. Yeah, terrible, unplayable game, definitely.
swear to god dude I think I'm actually gonna get rid of core cruel smite in
this I think I'm getting rid of it I'm gonna I'm gonna try to do like a full
a we build dude just like a I'm here to kill trash and laugh and like that's it
that's that's my job because we don't need that now see this is even weirder
because this damage transfer increase takes 40% of the damage intended for
party member so that tooltip isn't tokenized normally you see that 40% that 40% would be yellow
like the 100% is and then when you get the damage transfer increase perk right it would increase
the tooltip the 40% to a different value this is called tokenizing it that's incorrect
little things like this they've just kind of messed it up on all their tooltips there's
problems all over the place with these and what ends up happening there is it doesn't give
given enough information to the players so you don't know how things work. And that's
the issue. This is kind of common, though. They had the same thing in New World. They
had a serious problem in New World with this. I am unsurprised. Our opponents' bad games
are now more visible and good games have not good advertisement. That isn't, that
isn't true at all. One of the most popular games of our entire generation is an indie
game made by one person. Right? Like the grand majority of the works made by one
person it's called Undertale. It's given to the Pope. Like, so no, it's not how that
works. And there's tons of games like this. You can look at Minecraft. Minecraft's
another really good example of that. You can look at stuff like Balochro. You
can look at things like Slay the Spire. You can look at Inscription, right? And
these are games that didn't have any marketing at all because you want to
know something? Marketing isn't the only thing that makes games popular. You
You make games popular.
Straight up.
I don't need to take out an ad in a newspaper, I don't need to take out an ad on a website,
I don't need to take it out on radio or on TV or anywhere.
You are how games get advertised today.
So the idea that you need to spend a bunch of money on marketing is incorrect.
100%.
Yeah, look at, yeah, look at lethal company, dude.
game vampire survivors massive game UFO 50 massive so like no yeah power world
there you go yeah it's a newspaper one of those flat tree things yes dude this
is such a long cooldown dude I don't even know what I want to do with this
build I don't even know what I want to do with it um let's see I think I'm gonna
end up using Blood Devotion instead of Roar on this build, which is my boss tanking build.
Because then I can buff everyone in the party using DaVinci's Courage and Devoted Sanctuary,
which is just kind of a nice build.
Go back to skill specialization.
I may actually get rid of, probably take stalwart,
and I can do great fury with it.
Cause then great fury and devoted sanctuary
have the same cooldown, so you can pop both at once.
And everybody will get 50 extra damage
and bonus skill damage, which is just a damage amp
and then nobody dies.
That's a really good combo, like a really good combo.
But I need to drop something for it, and I don't know what ability I'm gonna drop. Oh, yeah, I do
Yeah, we didn't need that extra damage. I'm the tank. I'm here to make everyone else do more damage
Where's great fury there it is
I'll probably drop chain
in
Dungeons for this or in raids because then I could just have
great fury and
devoted sanctuary
Everyone takes less damage
All the damage transferred to me
Everybody does more damage
Yeah
That makes sense. I always think I like taking
Why do you wear wigs?
Why some bottom-left pixelated so that chat like this in game doesn't do anything?
Because now I can do stuff like this
Pop down here and just be like
Wong
And that would buff everybody near it. So now let's take a look at this
skill specialization what is this shot at victory is probably going to get
removed changes to a skill that affects you now movement speed increase on top
of that would be sick we don't actually need piercing strike but I do need this
when weekend is applied to a target has a 70% chance to apply critical hit
chance minus so the boss won't crit anymore that'd be amazing that's good
as well. Anything we can do to debuff the boss?
Cruel Smite just makes it AOE. Right? Yeah, I think that just makes it AOE.
Cruel Smite does. I could do devastating smash, but that doesn't work on bosses.
We're doing single target build. Yeah, it's a single target build thing, dude.
And I wanted to get this for 10% more movement speed.
Or... Hmm... Divine Beast is here.
You taking it? Yeah. I am waiting on someone's download to finish.
isn't finished
they loaded in our reissop over games
because
because
buddy and i must play video game together
and i'm gonna call them right now
yeah
we're going to play devil afforded
i've just been way
of god wait what
it's not working with
and now they can hear
hello
hello
Hey, what's up?
Not much.
It's dooper.
Hey, what's up?
What's up?
I'm going to do my buttons to fix everything.
It's great.
You haven't?
Totally fine.
I've been playing a shitload of thrown in liberty.
Yeah, I can see that.
It has been very fun.
Everyone's going on about how high of a level you are.
You're literally just like, I haven't slept in eight days.
No, I've only been playing it two days and I already hit max.
Oh
It's all on game shit and boop. There's that work. Let's see
I watched a little bit of it looks pretty cool. Um, I don't know what you were doing
But look like the the character that your your character was like throwing up like a harp sign or something
There's like a symbol in the center and it like exploded
Yeah, basically I was trying to come up with a build where I'm just buffing this shit out of my allies because I'm playing a
take and the idea is to reduce all the damage they take, take all the damage for them and
then also buff the shit out of them damage wise.
Oh, nice.
Is that what the heart sign is?
I think so.
Maybe?
Yeah.
Oh god, why does this not work?
Battle net.
Yeah, I had to log in and make a battle net account and I haven't logged in battle net
in years, I don't remember.
You know, we used to call battle that when I worked there,
when I worked on like on the team for battle it.
Oh, what?
We called it bottle.neck.
He's just such a guy,
it's the time to say all that out.
It's the best dude.
Oh, that's perfect.
They call it bottle.neck all the time.
And every time you say that, it was like, shh.
Like I work on that team.
I can say whatever I want.
Diablo 4, there we go.
game. Yeah, I think the last time for me was Diablo 2 at internet cafes. Oh wow. So they
have a spirit born now. That's a totally new thing. Exceptional warriors, melting master,
their bodies and spiritual gifts, strong and agile, few enemies match the frosty. Is
this just druid 2? It looks like it. It's like druid but summon. Yeah, I mean it's
Summoning a big animal.
It's like a monk?
It's Druid monk.
Theral monk.
Goblin core monk.
Okay, I understand.
But I think you gotta play it, man.
He summoned a gorilla.
Which class did you make, by the way?
Oh, I just played Barbarian.
I'm probably gonna go Druid.
Yeah.
Druid is fun, but now I kinda wanna do Spirit War.
I'm gonna watch the trailer for it real fast.
Yeah, but my people can become Spirit War.
I'm not sure we can find it.
I just killed... they're just killing children?
Alright. Diablo moment.
though the mortal world was designed to break us our hearts our minds our minds
okay so they summon spirit beasts which is what they do like that's their whole thing
i wonder what their legendaries seem to be like
we walk with the ancient guardians of the unformed lands their power is our power
All right, I'm playing this new class, dude.
I'm doing it.
Is it the Centipede?
Yeah, it's the Centipede, got me.
Like, any of the geltz I wouldn't give a shit, but he's got a big Centipede, right?
Like, I'm just not gonna say no to that.
I don't give a shit about the gorilla.
I don't give a shit about the gorilla.
All right, we're doing that. Confirm. Oh man. I'm gonna customize my dude.
He's got to be like super pale. Like gigapale. Yeah. Lived off his cave moss. Yeah, with like
bright green eyes. Oh yeah, that's perfect. He's never seen the sun before in his life, dude.
Thinks it's like some sort of like that's the final boss of the game is the sun.
He's got to be super bald dude. Do we not have bald? Oh, there we go bald bald with no eyebrows
Just fully streamlined
Slick this is what we want dude. Yes, it's fully just full bald the true bald. Oh
And he's got to have a red hair clearly
Makeup. Wow, that's weird.
When he doesn't have eyeliner, he really doesn't have eyeliner.
It's grim, dude.
Oh god. What was it? What was that
alien that looked like this? What was that movie? Those really tall
aliens that look like vaguely humanoid? Kind of like
Prometheus? He kind of looks like the Prometheus guy. He's getting
He's a little Prometheus like
Let's make this blood cover him in blood
So you haven't played anything of Diablo 4 have you? No
Do you know anything about Diablo? Are there four of them? There are there are actually that is correct
How many times did I teach this guy? No, I really like my my memory is just like forever go to and don't kill the cow
That's a that's wrong. That's wrong
You you have to kill the cast. Do you know there's a secret Cal level?
Yeah, you made a seasonal character, right
Yes, yeah, yeah, I did what did you name your character?
Costco hot dog
Costco pizza
Okay, we should probably start on Harden. That's usually the proper difficulty to start.
Oh, you can do that I think in town. Okay, skip this. Is this unscapable? There we go.
Yeah, I've um, I can tell you pretty much anything about Diablo because this is my favorite game ever
Like all of all of Diablo is the whole serious is my favorite
It's one of the biggest things that I always enjoyed and it's
One of the reasons to stay to blizzards long as I did even though I shouldn't have yeah
Should have got out of dodge
Where's difficulty man bring this baby in the hard move I have to add you oh my god
Dupre, what is your... I have to add you as a friend. What is your battle time?
Dupre 64.
Dupre number 64? Dupre 64 number what?
Dupre... shit.
Dupre 64? Hold on.
Bro, what is your battle time?
I don't know.
Hold on.
You were coming to Diablo games?
I did on Diablo 3 a little bit, so I was in QA at the time,
And then I got to give a bunch of feedback and the feedback that I gave led to the
The upgrade of the Zuny Masa set to make it so that I actually did stuff for pets where it made them more defensible
Because the feedback I gave was like it is impossible for me to do anything as a pet witch doctor
The build is awful
And I was like I am at the top of the game top 100
Here's all the feedback that I have here's all the information here
It proves this and then uh, they went and made Zuny Masa set better
And actually made it so that it made your pets live because that was the big problem was your pets just died and so
Yeah, I just made my name. It's all my steam. I made it to the 64. I don't know like
Where can I like see we mean off your steam? Do you not have a battle on account? Oh, I just made one through my steam
Row one. Okay. I need you to do something for me then
Go and say add a friend like hit. Oh go to social add a friend
OK. Yeah. And type in Thor number one, two, three, five.
All right.
Dooper. OK, I don't know.
This is hell.
This is what it looks like.
I don't know, maybe it's because like a link to your steam or something.
Bro, how does this even work?
There are so many requests for Fred.
Hold up.
You guys are goblins. I swear to God, dude.
Friend settings.
Dupre.
Oh, my God, dude.
OK, friend request.
Dupre found you.
Got him. Oh, shit. OK.
Seasonal Noir. Yes.
Thank thank God.
And the favorite is perfect.
Dupre, God, what is your character name?
Costco hot dog.
Oh, yeah, it's Costco.
Okay, so the friends list is worthless. We've learned this. It's completely totally worthless.
It's a worthless, worthless thing. I feel like I would narrow it down a little bit, you know.
How do I hand you the freaking party now, dude?
The L3 is the worst of all the obelos? I don't know about that, friend.
And by request to join party. Thank you. I have too many friend requests. Oh, you're fine
Yeah, D3 is actually fun, dude
I think Diablo 3 when it launched was dog shit and then Diablo 3 in the expansion Reaper souls really turned it around
Really really turned it around. It was so bad up until a well-behaved dog
You've received a pet
Wait, what?
What?
What just take dogs it's cool dude the dogs are free the dog distribution systems amazing
You know dogs of the dog park are free. Do you know that?
Just take them dude. I just did yeah
What is withering fist dart and jab the enemy several times dealing a total of five damage applying 30
Oh, yeah, I'm just gonna do that. I'm gonna punch people with set-up eats. I like that
core centipede oh my god centipede is a type oh that's the whole tree that's
neat centipedes I have ads right now so I'm gonna wait I'm gonna wait on ads
like well I figure out my centipede builds you good I'm figuring my stats
where spreads is poison to three nearby unaffected enemies hitting a
vulnerable enemy will also spread that like this enemies poison by withering
as the old 20% less damage.
Shit.
That's kind of huge.
I'm gonna do that.
Can I just, am I just summoning a set of?
Strike a small area dealing 13 damage to enemies
within as well as all surrounding poison enemies.
Okay.
Hmm.
So does the centipede related to poison?
Yeah, it's all poison.
Centipede poison.
Centipedes are really venomous little dudes.
You do not want to get bit by a centipede, Proton.
No, I don't even know what that bite would even look like, to be honest.
It looked like you dying to a centipede, probably.
Oh, right, right, right.
Yeah, yeah.
Well, whatever, I got a free dog, so it's cool.
The inner bonus base and the weapon type you wield.
Hmm.
Polearm.
OK, so as a centipede wielder,
I need to have a polearm, is what it looks like.
Oh, that just makes sense.
Is the centipede the polearm?
I guess, kind of? Yeah, you turn the polearm into a centipede, right?
Okay, that's cool.
Yeah, it's kind of cool, right?
There we go.
I have a 30% chance with polearms to make enemies vulnerable.
And then, centipede.
Poison the shit out of them.
Yeah, I can poison the shit out of them.
Sometimes you just want to be a centipede, dude.
Yeah.
Alright.
Just be a little scurrying guy, yeah.
Reference the style of the spirit guardians with the keyword search.
I don't want to.
I don't want to know anything about that.
Faithful companion wait is there another dog I love that we just have it like a
pet now that's great yeah it picks up all your garbage oh perfect I drop shit
all the time my car keys they'll pick it up for you and he might even bring it
back in all right so you haven't done this story line right no the story and
And this is actually phenomenal, so I suggest at some point going back and doing it, now
that you own the video game and you can do that, because it's actually good.
Diablo 3's story was bad, it was very small and non-existent, full of sadness, and then
ended in lameness, really, it's kind of how it went.
Diablo 4 though, awesome story, Diablo 2, great story, so.
Can I not see you in like this town at all?
I think you can, yeah, you should be near me, right?
It's a little further than the end, yeah. Let's go!
Your entire party must be present to live. Come over here.
Join me.
I'm away.
It's a weird dodge.
Like some characters dodge, but like, jump it over. I like, do like a weird air tumble, dude.
Oh, that's cool, though.
She suffered enough already.
It's starting.
Alright, we have a cutscene. An actual cutscene.
Ooh.
That can't be good.
Yeah, I'm gonna turn up the volume after this cutscene.
It's way too low I'm gonna skip it cuz I can't hear shit anyway
It's time to murder oh, yeah, I forgot you have like zoomer brain
You need to kill your your brain turns off yeah, yeah, all right join me join me in the killing
Okay, where can we go first? We're gonna go down this way first.
Can you teleport?
I have no idea. Maybe it'll be like, hey, your friend left where you want to go with them.
Hit M and then look at the map where I'm at on the right side and see if you can click on the little thing.
If you can't, let me know.
I see you. Uh, it makes sense.
Yep, bear tribe refuge.
Sick. Can you get this platform, the waypoint?
what? Or did you teleport in the middle of death? Which would be fun. Nice. We gained a level.
Get out of here. How does it feel to be in last place in a race of two?
You can hit Q to use a potion by the way.
Make sure to put on your gear.
Are you over there dying?
No, no, no, I'm winning.
Oh, that's the sound of you winning.
Okay.
Okay.
This is definitely the sound of the ring of the bell.
You gotta hit Q.
Just hit Q.
They drink the cool little thing.
Look at all of these things on the floor.
I don't know who Strider is, but I'm taking his legs.
Yeah, definitely pick up all the gear.
Equipment anything that's stronger than your current stuff.
You'll start to figure out like what stats actually work for you and what don't.
We need to get all one hundred of these little orbs
You should have gained a whole bunch of extra stat points not to
Toxic skin passively increases thorns damage you deal the poison enemies. Oh, no, there's like a there's got to be a thorns
Tanking build for this isn't there? Oh
This is gonna be busted
Yeah, I turned the game down don't worry don't go thorns. I'm not gonna go thorns, but like this is
This is trying to make me go thorns
20% increased dodge chance during evade.
Hmm.
Now that's interesting.
So this actually makes me unhindered for 5 seconds, and this makes it so I do 12% increased
damage while unhindered.
So now my defensive is a damage stat.
Damn.
I blame it begins.
The glaive dude.
The glaive has begun.
trying to make me toxic it's true the berries you're afraid you just have to
hunt them with damage
if you see if the monsters HP bar is like all dark red you can just walk away
because the poison is gonna kill him. The spreading poison mechanic is sick I
really really like that that's fun let's fight this
Everybody, you know, he's just fun. It's fun. I
Like others gamers continuous job scare for you. Oh, yeah, yeah
They literally just pop out of the snow like daisies. Oh
So funny dude. Yeah
Okay, what do we get?
Scourge call for the wave of insects that bite enemies
Fearing and slowing them by 50% and also applies poison
And also applies poison
You're gonna get skills. It's like once you take whenever you take a push a potion you poison everybody in the immediate area
I mean, yeah
Centipede
Just freak out for my centipede is that is that what scared you?
How do you live like this?
I'm so headache!
You're so terrified of everything.
Yeah, I am.
No, there's no pay to win in Diablo 4, dude.
No.
Game is a little hard.
Drop a coin if you're fine.
Can you pay to look really cool?
You can.
There's cosmetics.
Okay, hold up.
The hell is this?
I don't know where you are, but I got this.
Okay.
Is that not the right one?
Oh, shit. How is that not the right one? That's the other marker
Bro, what? Oh, it's got to be the hanging one. Why is what wait a minute? It's bugged one of them was floating in the air
Don't don't touch this
It's frigging bug. There we go
There we go. Yeah, what was just floating in the ceiling?
Was that a puzzle or?
It was, but it was broken.
It's not supposed to be floating in a ceiling like that.
God damn it.
Yeah.
You should get a lot of loot out of this.
There's some pants.
Yeah, go wear everything.
Okay.
Well, there's more pants, gloves, and there's a sword, but the giant hammer's probably my
favorite.
When do I get to summon a centipede that just sticks around?
That's my real question, I do.
You mean just kind of hangs out with you the whole time?
Yeah, I kind of want a dude that just hangs out.
I just want a set up, man.
I want a set up that hangs out with me.
Is that like, something you want to mark as the whole set up here that hangs out with
you?
Yeah, no, it's true.
Holy shit.
This class is disgusting.
I don't know.
Yeah, I just ran up and there was a bunch of enemies dying and hoisting.
That is what happens when you press buttons in here.
This feels like all the poison witch doctor from Diablo 3.
It's got the same kind of like play cadence as like Locus witch doctor, it feels really
good.
Oh look, an event!
This is going to pop at a moment, we have to destroy the thing at a moment.
Break the bone wall, break the bone wall, break the bone wall, break the bone wall,
Nope. Now I gotta kill these things.
You gotta kill the dudes that are casting them.
Yeah, I love poisoning bones, dude.
Oh, there we go.
I'm...
I'm frozen, dude.
That ballista's walking away.
Poisoning your bones, dude.
Alright, now we're getting yellows.
Better... better...
And...
Hold on
What is this lucky hitting an enemy affected by scourge has a 60% chance of lifesteal 35% of the damage done
Bro, what I just get innate life steal. Okay. I want this first though. I
Get touch of death. Oh
Oh
God
Yeah, it's more poison, but also after the dude guys it releases a cloud of sentient
That runs around poisoning it. We love sentient poisoning. Yeah. Yeah, I'm releasing a life
smaller. That's true. I mean, I already did. Yeah, I'm not a poison. You're behind the
times. Touch of death infection heals you for 2% of your maximum life per second. Okay.
So what I'm getting out of this is that I need to do a lot of damage. We're just
falling the trail of dead boys and guys yeah that's a good idea
oh a bunch of guys
oh they're not
wow
it just ran away with skulls over their heads
yeah
oh that's this trail of slime
yeah follow my slime trail dude I'm actually a slug
it's my snot dude don't worry about it
perfect
why are you flying after just playing it hard
Dupers never played this people
ever
I'm really good at clicking on stuff though
by his exertion noises as he's becoming such a sweaty gamer this skinny snot wizard looks
like actually my character hasn't watched himself in five weeks that's his that's his
He's never seen the Sun before. He lives in a cave.
Never bathes. Never has, never will.
Yeah.
Did you just call me this?
Alright, there we go. Let's see.
Yeah, what if, like, imagine if you were born
and your parents called you Brat Snog Darkfist.
Like you have to be a villain, right? Like you were born a villain.
It's not even your fault.
Let me see, I get another boning.
That's your death is now also a core skill, which got 70 vigor and has no cooldown.
What?
That's the swarm burst every second, applying 30% of its base poison damage over 6 seconds
since surrounding enemies.
K.
This is gross.
I love this.
Okay, so this will bonus me.
What is this way?
This right here is insane.
Just the poison spread is disgustingly strong.
It's like really really gross.
Oh they won't.
Increase by 100% to 14.
Your Centipede skills deal 2.5% increased damage.
Done.
More.
Yeah, Snot Rocket.
I should have named myself Snot Rocket.
Oh, that would have been pretty good too, yeah.
Boracasco, hot tongue, and a casco pizza.
They all just run away in the sky.
They fear me.
I know what's about to happen.
Those guys are all already dead, though.
They just don't know what to do.
Ooh, two rings.
What am I doing?
What was that?
It's like whack-a-mole.
It is an easy one.
I think the biggest thing about this is I'm applying photobooth and everything which is insane and I can already think of all the
kind of buff abilities that work together to make that disgustingly strong.
Like there's a shitload of them that make that work really well.
Yeah. Let's go do a dungeon.
Alright man, let's do it.
I feel like you're like a group of snotmancers all together like a big like four of them.
You're just insane.
What is this?
Discord has just been banned in my country. I've completely lost access to your community.
The only thing is Twitch, YouTube is also banned. I'm devastated.
What country are you in, bud?
Yeah, what country are you in?
Tom, you guys are in Russia? I'm really sorry.
I'm sorry to hear that.
Yeah, no. I'm really sorry to hear that. That freaking sucks.
There's a huge amount of people in our community from there.
You finished third in Liberty?
No.
Not done with it.
playing Diablo 4's expansion. Yeah, no, it's really awful. I'm really sorry to hear that.
Yeah, we've got it's really awful because we have Russian translator. It's all started before the
current period. And like, we hired them on to do the Russian translation, but they live in Moscow.
And after the sanctions, I can't pay them. Like, there's nothing I can do. So they just
I mean there's so many members of the community from all over the world that it just ended up being this awful set where it's like, you know, they can't do anything about it, it's not their fault.
They didn't choose what to record, you know. They haven't talked a bit today about mostly about the hurricane, but I mean, I scored in Russia itself.
Yeah, it's been a wild ass time on the internet recently.
Oh, wait, I have a quarter-staff equipped?
I need a pull-up.
You get this, uh, Bardici right here?
Bardici.
No, it will only show for you, so the loot that drops on the ground is your loot.
You can pick it up and drop it on the ground if you think I can use it.
I'm sorry.
Baradish.
Let's see, um...
How do I apply...
Sir?
There we go.
I need to see how I'm actually applying that...
...voterability.
There we go.
30% lucky chance to make enemies vulnerable.
Okay.
Yeah, lucky hit chance for that.
I think I'm gonna do this.
You send a beat skill, steal a 4% increased damage to crowd control enemies,
and gain 30% increased crowd control durations.
So you know my... my fear.
My fear is now 30% longer.
Oh my god. That's not overpowering at all. It's the blessing of Nurgle, it really is.
It's like a monk, but a poison monk. Go forth. My sentient poison. I love that I can just
run through all the enemies through and just leave a slot for them. You see that?
And when I do that, I become unkindred so I can walk through enemies, which is just insane.
Yeah, yeah, I'm scared.
Yeah, it's like a witch dodge remark, dude.
It's amazing.
Yeah, but it may already force me.
This guy still uses fury?
Sounds like a skill issue, dude.
Eat more burritos?
Yeah, you did.
At least you understand.
I'm just a big spiraling snail.
looks like my poison is slowing enemies now something is slow so maybe it's the
vulnerable bar you did like I get you back up yeah I have to poison you back
to life let's say this is gonna be an insane like it is I'm going to I know
exactly what's gonna happen like I can already I can see the whole build
exploding before me it's gonna be so broken dude yeah I did I got a box on
the back thanks be you got the box okay the box is gonna be taken back to the
beginning you what is this it's talking it's full of vampires stay in my
who's
Thanks, yeah, I'm like make a load of fun. Oh, we got ads gotta wait in the ads
I think we got the mask that's the patriarch of blood
The King just like freaked out
Riding camera hit harder. Cool. Do you recommend playing Diablo 4? I don't know yet
I don't know how the expansion is gonna feel just yet
we're getting there I mean if you can more poison you're gonna be in your back
and travel amazing that is kind of the idea is that eventually I get there and
then we just cover everything in poison I just want to be a big centipede you
know there's a thing in here called the devourer the centipede of spirit
emergence blasting enemies in a line and spitting at others there's some in
Summon the centipede
We'll take that box back down here
And yeah, you'll have to use the box
just fall in the trail of proud god did you walk into a bunch of zombies is that
yeah I did I did and I just fall in the trail of clothes I'm starting clothing
use your box on the things by the door nice my cloud of poison now explodes
into more poison it's good I don't think enemies are immune to poison
Honestly, the fear is the most broken part of this, because I'm just going to be able
to do that to elites anytime.
Yeah, don't worry about it.
They're afraid of me.
That's all that is.
Yeah, it's like the monk witch life there, that's exactly what it feels like.
It's crazy.
It's funny because I really like monk gameplay and I really like poison on which
I'm there so like this is kind of it feels like it's targeted because basically
how I feel about it hooked to play how's it hooked glaives that mean 15% bonus
lucky hit chance yeah we're doing glaives man we're doing glaives it's
Slave's done 100% we got a new weapon. Well, you even have a chance to use the
glaive? What's up? Well, yeah, you even have a chance to use the glaive if you're
just poison everything and they die. I mean, yeah, your potency skills increase
10% increase damage but at 5% increase cooldowns. No, I don't think I would
do that. What does this do? Next rank, 114 poison.
That's where I'm damage three? No.
I'm not doing thorns.
I don't have a-
There's a two-handed hammer.
Hot dog.
It begins...
to be great and poisoning of our time.
Oh my god, I'm so fast.
This is broken, dude.
Like I feel busted.
Not a druid, man.
I'm playing the new class.
Yeah, it's like a snot wizard.
It's a great sort of figure, isn't it?
I'm doing it.
Is the new class good? Yes.
It's a little too good, to be honest with you.
A little 15, I can say, confidently that this is it.
Yeah, it's a little bust.
It's kind of like a fart wizard, yeah. A little bit.
Yeah.
Just a bit.
He's already dead.
Walk away from my explosion.
He's already dead.
It's because he is, dude.
He just doesn't know it yet.
This is the apartment on your way.
Eventually, I'll have enough poison damage that it will be like that.
Like, I'll just pop one and think of everything.
Like, see that?
Don't even have to care.
Oh my god, dude.
It's just Poison Mon, dude.
It's Poison Mon, but it's insane.
And I love it.
Yes! We have to kill every enemy by the way, nothing to escape.
I'd say your farts will despise him.
Cause you're right.
We run through them with my snot trail.
They're so full of gems.
Yeah, you're like my potion cap.
Apparently it can become mostly immune to poison at all.
Oh, which doesn't say.
Yeah.
I figured you were already immune to poison.
No, I needed to use him.
Diablo is like a really big deal, like a really big deal.
So even being close to immune is like kind of busted.
Any positive advice today?
What do you want to know, man?
It's good advice, dude.
Well, I heard about it.
What is it like dying?
What is it?
Oh, and I got a new bullet.
I could summon the Big Seven, please.
Whoa!
Is he just hanging out with you?
Yeah, he hangs out for a bit.
Oh, that's so cool.
Should name him Keith or something.
I get to summon the worm, dude.
Why are you so excited?
Thank you, the Rating Party of 94.
Hope you're having a good day.
We're playing Diablo 4 for the expansion.
Me and Duke.
Hi, I'm Tupor.
Hi, I'm fighting a bloodbusher.
He's the boss. He made a big war.
Yeah, he's doing it!
This boss is really scary, actually.
We're gonna kill those flesh, go right over them.
Oh, he's leaving me!
Yeah, he was actually leaving me. It was not good.
This boss actually hurts a lot.
I'm gonna wait for him to get out of the corner.
I'll see if he's in the corner.
Jesus Christ, man.
This is where we're supposed to do a lot of damage, you stun.
Yeah, you gotta use your potion during that?
Can't be stunned.
Goodbye, people.
Goodbye, people.
We should play out hardcore so that way we can die, you snake.
That's good, right?
That'd be good.
No, you just die.
Oh, okay.
A manual of Centipede finesse.
What does that mean?
I need more terrifying.
What do you mean manual?
And a legendary.
Legendary.
Crafting.
Casting a non-basic mobility skill grants three resolve and your next concussive stop to start in a circle around you.
Spearborn hold.
Alright, I'll take it.
It is already beginning.
The great bullshit of our time.
The poisoning of stacks.
Is there enough new content to justify the 40 only price tag?
I have no idea yet.
We're gonna find out though.
I get to summon a worm, I'm happy.
You know, like it's kinda how I feel about it.
What class am I playing as?
The spirit born.
They're like a monk with poison.
I just like summoning the worm, dude.
Sometimes you just wanna summon a worm.
It's not a problem.
It's great.
I somehow didn't gain a level off of that boss, unfortunately.
I'm trying to see, like, which one of these abilities I need to get at the end.
Noxious residents or critical strikes cause your poisoning of an enemy to burst,
dealing 100% of the total poisoning instantly to them,
and 20% of it to surrounding enemies before removing the poisoning effect of the primary target.
Oh, dear God.
Skiltrees still look boring, too bad they didn't change it.
There's a totally new class.
What are you talking about?
The character, like, the player expression isn't even through the Skiltree a lot of the time.
Player expression in this is mostly through paragon levels.
Drops on? If there's drops to this game, yes.
Yeah, it's her drops on, all I got was poison.
It's probably fine.
Yeah.
Just know that when the poison finally consumes you, you'll burst into bugs.
So that's good.
Yeah, it's good.
That's good.
By the way, you should come level up your potion.
You got it.
Let this dude down here.
Wait, is there a thing for gifted subs?
Yeah, I know Discord just got banned in Russia.
You got a link?
Yeah, do you got a link for the two gifted subs?
Starts at 10 p.s.t. 10 p.m.
P.s.t.? Is that what it is?
After 1 p.m.
After 10 a.m.
So starts in one hour.
In an hour there are drops. Okay, they will be available here.
You can all get poisoned in an hour, perfect.
Dude, I love getting poisoned.
Hello.
It's the best.
Greetings.
I'm going to put the marker up on the web on the stream of the drops.
Yeah, drops have started at 10am then.
Link for D4Drops, let me check this out.
Checking out all the purple icons.
Oh, there's the dog!
Yep.
Equipped to modify their look in Wardrobe?
There we go.
Hey Mods, can you pin my comment?
Oh wait, it worked.
Sick.
Come on.
Wait, they have new waypoints to discover? That's...
Interesting.
I used to have all of these on lock. I guess it's a new character.
Weird. Weird.
You wanna go take over a stronghold?
You know it.
You have no idea what that means, do you?
No, I don't, but let's do it.
Let's go see if we can do this quest first.
Waypoints are per character unless they're part of the seasonal storyline. Makes sense.
Where is Uravar?
It says to speak with him.
There he is.
I didn't just know you.
Rude.
Oh, he hates the Herodram.
the
this guy's got a really punchable face
I think
yeah he's super punchable
teleported away too
what a bastard
alright
Let's...
Oh, wait.
Okay, all these Alter of Liliths are claimed.
We're gonna go get you some upgrades.
Follow me.
Alright, let's do it.
There's a thing in this game called an Alter of Lilith.
An Alter of Lilith permanently unlocks bonuses for every character on your account.
So nice.
Yeah.
We need to get you these.
You can also hit Z to mount up on your horse.
Get the horse from him.
You know.
They come over here.
So you see this little weird statue click that you became stronger. Yeah, it's good
So basically for every one of those that you find you'll get bonus it like stats to your character
You'll get extra skill points all kinds of shit
So I can just kind of meet the game from just finding areas
There's no beating Diablo
Goes for me Diablo 4
350 streamstrike are you kidding me dude?
That's insane.
That is insane.
Into five gifted subs.
I'll be having a wonderful day, dude.
This is a stronghold.
Strongholds are areas of the map that you can take over,
and then they're permanently unlocked as an invillage.
So the idea is to go in there and you do like a one-time event.
You beat everything.
You get access to it.
I mean, yeah. It's my job.
A fart engineer, dude?
Alright.
I don't think I do. I think my job is very serious.
It's said to be super cool.
As it emerges, the Devourer launches 10 toxic globs that apply 81 poison damage.
Yes. Yes.
Now the worm summons more shit.
Watch out.
Boys at par all! Is he playing the new class? Yes!
I'm playing him poison. Boys at par all.
We gotta find the tumors that connect to this tumor so we can destroy that tumor.
We got one more sub-tumor to kill. I've released the gas pipe.
The beam that it shoots is insane. It is insane.
You can walk away from that. It's already good.
Oh wait, there's a guy that came out of it.
I forgot about that.
And that guy's also already dead, by the way.
Yeah, I know.
Sent to Pete. Sent to Pete.
Sent to Pete.
Oh, the sent to Pete follows me?
That's freakin' awesome!
Okay, this is my new favorite class.
Straight up. This is what I'm playing from now on.
This is what I'm playing from now on. There's no way.
The dog is saving the ready for the future.
I think I'm gonna get that.
I can't. I think the game is ruined for me forever.
I'm a set of people, I'm still like, you know, I'm still dead, that's cool.
Oh, you're dead?
Oh!
I was just killing things, I didn't know you'd die.
I don't make a set of people at all.
You know you have a health potion, right?
No.
So the guy over there just died.
I don't even look at him.
I didn't even look at him, I said, you're dead.
I'm going to make this game look like it's going to last over a minute.
Yeah, exactly.
That's how it works.
Meanwhile, I'm over here like, I don't have enough fury.
I'm out of fury.
Imagine relying on anger to kill folks.
Please.
Mine is cold calculated, son of a...
That's what allows me to burn.
Oh.
It's all set up.
It's all the way down.
Got adds.
I'm going to wait.
I'm gonna do TTS during the end break.
You're gonna be a son.
Hill underscore Roy with 500 bits said I know it is in no way what you did or ever had this level of responsibility or control.
But ever since discovering you every time Blizzard did or does something stupid I'm just like an old man on his porch reading the paper going,
four wouldn't have done that, wouldn't have happened on his watch.
Yeah that's true.
No, he would have done it differently.
Righted the ship, that's what four would have done.
Yeah, that's true.
You're like a hundred percent right about that dude.
There's a bunch of shit that they do that I'm just like why would you do that?
that. Anubits with 500 bits said good morning goblin master. I am planning on spending this
year's earnings on something nice and need your advice. Okay. Should I buy throne in liberty or
should I rather spend the money on the herebound demo? Due to the high sum of the spendings,
the pressure of this decision is too much for me. Please help me, goblin lord.
Well, seeing as throne and liberty is free and the heart of demo is also free.
I would say get both. That seems pretty good to me.
Okay.
117 Katsuneidazu with 500 bits said cuddles smuggler again.
The game never told me about virtual cursor mode.
Some reviews talked about it before downloading it.
Also at first I was overwhelmed by the settings and controls on controller before playing
looking at settings, but after some time I've gotten used playing, also guild contribution
seems to not count much for gold or mats contribution, but more world activities and
kills.
Long live Henry.
See you in the grind.
I love, I love the guild activity stuff dude, I think it's awesome.
Insatiable dork with 500 bits said greetings for how do you keep your information private and avoid being docks being a public figure with your face and name out there?
I don't I am new to streaming not this account
And that is my biggest fear mainly because I have a very unique YRL name
What are their resources out there to learn all ways to prevent this?
So somebody just asked me like how do you prevent yourself from getting docks?
As a streamer the simple answer is you don't
Like, you don't, like, you will get doxed, it's going to happen.
What you have to do is you have to figure out what happens after that, right?
How do you protect yourself out there?
Like, a good example is I've actually signed up so that my bank will not do any transactions
unless I'm physically there.
So like, that's a big one.
It's like a really huge one because there's tens of thousands of hours of my voice online.
Another one is I'm very well acquainted with local police force.
So I talk to them quite frequently about, you know,
hey, if someone tries to swap me, like I exist,
and you can see me on the stream.
So if you get a call in, you can see me visually
interactive, you know, in real time
to know that everything is okay.
You know, so like things like that.
It's important to do that kind of stuff
if you're a streamer is to communicate
and make sure that people know
who the hell you are and what's going on.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Just move to Texas or Florida,
problem solved, that's just not solved the problem.
I live in Washington where it's good here because the police understand the threats that
strangers are on.
They're way more acquainted with the technology of the war, which is great.
When I lived in California, that was not the case, which is wild to think about that
like California didn't know.
I think we have to go up over here.
Milton will solve the problem for you?
I don't think Milton's going to solve any problems, dude.
That's a great old shitload of new ones.
That hurricane is bossy, dude.
I just walk up and I see that they're all healthless around for a good friend.
Yeah.
Here, have a big one.
Would you like a giant one?
Whoa!
Would you like the one?
Milton is approaching mathematically possible upper limit of what environment can produce,
and it's terrifying.
Yeah, now it's the fourth largest hurricane ever reported.
Fourth most powerful.
And it is at the mathematical upper limit of what we believe can happen.
It's insane.
Like completely insane.
Yeah, I told everybody I was like, don't be a stubborn bastard, buddy.
If you are under an evacuation area, get the hell out of here.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Q stronger hurricane in about a month? I don't think so, man.
Where is the other place?
Wait.
I see veins going this way.
But I don't know where the pot is I think it might be up over here. I've done this question ages. Oh, there they are
rude
No
Love the worm dude
What's the best thing in the video game?
Yeah, that's how it works. By the way, he's already dead
I'm just not even bothering.
It's an Enclod.
Mmm.
They changed regeneration one life per five seconds.
That's interesting.
What was it for?
It used to do like HP per second on everything.
Yeah, the enemies don't walk without rhythm.
That's why this is happening to me.
I have a giant orb.
It should help me kill this ad.
I don't know what my cloud is doing over there, but it's like upside.
I need to get like a cool gun reduction thing.
I need the ability to like make the blood insane.
Like my whole build is now the worm.
Yeah, it's cool to like find an ability in the resume,
or if it just make build around it, you know?
Yeah, I like this.
Hey look, another amulet.
Great.
It's a worm.
Ah, that's a worm.
Sandworm.
Sandworm, sure.
If a non-boss enemy's remaining life becomes poison,
they die instantly.
And at least- Oh my God.
So if their poison is higher than their maximum life, they detonate now
That's exactly what you need
Stinger spawns a pestilence form and its target location with deals 80. Oh my god, dude
It is beginning. I
Can I can feel it happening the insanity of this? I love Diablo
Love Diablo. I'm having a good time
My worm erupts no stinger erupts. Are you spinning?
it's gonna win you all right now we get to go out here we're gonna go turn this in we
have to rekindle the wanderer shrine and then gross meatloaf place we'll turn into something
else like someone's just gonna clean it up whoop we're down I guess the other thing to
we get renowned in these zones so as you like do events in these zones you can actually
get skill points that way and all kinds of stuff it is the way to progress oh the
cool down goes down did you see all those get executed yeah and it said the
word executed so whenever the worm is out of an enemy's poison HP it's higher
it just instantly kills them it's so good it's so dumb dude it doesn't work
gonna leads but okay oh yeah the hammer did that too look at you think they
may have made this a little over 10 what's up oh just say in your chance
I'm like oh no it says D4 bed in an ASCII but we already instantly remove ASCII
text so his crime was seen by no one
you guys know the Diablo 4 is so bad
this guy goes around other towns to tell everyone about it
he's saving people
he's saving the people
why no pet? I actually don't know how to use it
not even one
no I do
I didn't even need to summon that to be honest with you
There's no reason to sell others. Oh wait, now there is some wardrobe. Is that where it is?
The worm. Yeah, the worm the worm is there. Y'all's names of the game. Yeah, they're pretty good, right?
It's making me hungry. The worm is making you hungry?
You know, that's fair.
Here have some more worms. I think it executes elites too.
I like playing this on my own too, just be
Far Cloud because this imagine if we had two characters so many
boy yeah exactly just for a moment you know I'm Costco pizza he's Costco and
this further proves that hot dogs are here executed everything on the screen
dude oh my god if she's a beam of what a ridiculous ass thing I feel like a
Summoner in Final Fantasy.
Yeah.
Summoning the avatar of just poison, dude.
It's so dumb, dude.
That was rude.
Enjoy the poison.
More.
More!
Just running around, but I guess I got the first one out,
I guess I got the first one out.
So how are you enjoying your first time playing Diablo?
You know what it does remind me of that when I was playing with buddies and they
laddered me so much it's like that's gonna be exactly that's fun
I keep his better me bones dude I love Ikea I went to Ikea the other day yeah
yeah it did nice I went to Ikea and I got a table for living and finally I'm
I'm getting furniture at the end of the way.
Slowly get your...
I don't leave my office.
Why would I leave my office?
Will this friend get banned for botting?
No, I don't.
I don't think Dupers is going to get banned for botting, just because he's...
He's...
He's looting.
Looting is my only option.
We should probably up the difficulty, I think.
Well, it goes way high in the first place, like, this is not the...
We don't want those to touch her, by the way.
Welp. She got them. She got them, and we failed.
And we failed.
We could have farted on her, though.
It got way better, though.
We're an expansion.
Playing Path of Exile 2. Playing Diablo 4 expansion.
Got an event completion for that, though.
So that was good at least that's cool
That's the issue may take some time
May take some assembly what dude a seven is not a worm. Excuse me. Are you summoning the centipedes? I
Feel like I'm the expert on the centipede. All right, so like
Yeah, where's your worm worm? Yeah, where's your worm at? Yeah, you're warm listen soggy. That's right
Let's see. Crafted gem. What kind of gems do we even need?
Damage over time gem.
Oof. Oof. That makes all my poison do more.
Poison buff, poison buff, poison buff.
I mean, that's gonna be a no-brainer right there.
16% damage over time. All my poison's strong now.
Yeah, and soggy. Wormless and soggy, dude.
Melody of the soul.
I remember this one. Well, Mike, am I running? I want a blue Yeti.
You doing a little side quest thing? Yeah
You should do it too. Like these are worth pretty good XP at least they used to be. I don't know if they're shit now
The base spirit of a skill
Cast grants 3% life per second. Wait so I can just heal myself constantly?
Hey she's overpowered. That's insane. Warm of heal.
I don't know what new things they've added to be honest with you.
Exercising a child. Terrified. Oh good.
Insane. I forgot to pick a pet. I gotta go back and do it.
I'm just busy summoning the worm dude, I thought you did it at the beginning. Yeah, I just didn't go and get it
Get to like do it. I don't know. I mean I'm wondering if they have any of them like from like previous seasons
That's one of the biggest things for me. Don't have to go to your wardrobe anymore
F key to open pets. No, I can't have if there's nothing right above stats and materials. Oh
Oh, there we go. That's great. Oh, yeah, it looks like the other ones are
cosmetic on the store
but
That's fine. I had as long as they have a baseline one. They'll probably keep adding more of them, too
Yeah, hmm
Seasonally good
Oh, it looks like they added it in cosmetics for town portals now. That's freaking sick. I dig that
that. Thank you for those gifted subs with what website do you use to help roadmap learning
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You did well. You are more suited to this work.
Yeah, it looks like there's like no XP anymore.
Yeah, you want to do very hard.
Yeah, let's do it. I think we can go set it up here.
At this. At least you used to be able to.
Yeah, select difficulty.
Expert.
Yeah, you gotta accept. Yeah, they're easy peasy.
Let's go do some dumb shit.
And then. Okay, so we actually have done enough of the bounties to go and get
bound to it. So you do about it. You'll have to teleport to me. And then you will
unlock this teleporter and then you too can get that. So the way this works is
As we go around the map, we do certain activities, and then that lets us go back to the Tree of
Whispers and select stuff.
And they give us a bunch of loot.
This is also how we get certain unlocks.
Yeah.
I mean, of course, Skulls overpower an enemy.
That's interesting.
Glaverina.
Keep this because it has our stuff in it.
That's fine.
Rockin
Hmm
All right
More worm. I'm down to 38.7 seconds of worm. Is that a 45?
Let's get that to the cool down 32
Is the new expansion live? Yes
That's what I'm playing right now
Think of that gifted sub or that sub not only tier one, but six months in advance tier. That's ridiculous, Steve
Thank you very, very much.
That is awesome.
I'm awake.
Tired Thor? No, not really tired.
More like, I haven't moved in too long.
But next ad break, I'm going to get up for my desk.
So, when you salvage now,
you don't get the gems back?
Interesting.
You should be able to upgrade your potion at level 20, by the way, since you're 29.
Yeah, your potion will get even better.
I love that they have the jeweler in here.
We're gonna hold onto these.
Oh, they have their own...
Interesting.
I didn't know they did that.
They gave you an entire inventory for socketables now.
That's frickin' awesome.
Cause they have consumables, socketables, and then dungeon keys.
That's great, dude.
You all right over there bud?
Yeah, I just panicked for a second.
Do you I scare you?
Is that?
Nah, I just like...
You should have accepted.
Okay, I'm going.
Alright, the box is my inventory.
I was like, I'm just neat and I just shot out a bunch of helms.
Nice dude.
Armor willpower.
Let me see what the willpower actually does for us.
Is it dexterity based?
We are dexterity based ones, all right.
We need to do one ship skull.
And then... there we go.
Okay, from YouTube, I want to start streaming any tips.
If you want to start streaming, dude, do it.
Like, just start streaming. Don't worry about it.
Don't worry about being optimal.
Don't worry about letting people down or any of the shit that goes along with that.
Because all you really need to do is to hit go.
And then you are going to do it badly.
Right, and then that's it. You know like once you do it it'll be fine
And then you'll learn a little bit about how you want things to be and then you'll learn a little bit about
Like what you think makes your stream special and you just keep making that better
slowly, but surely
Your stream is having latency problems too. I think that's gonna be on your end bud. No issues here
Yeah, you downloaded like the entire expansion with no issues to you wait
What do you mean? Why isn't doober streaming this right now doober you not streaming right now?
No, should I what what?
What I thought I just wanted to hang out. Oh my god, dude
What I thought you were stripping. I mean I can
I'm gonna start calling you pooper for real dude. You already do I
Could do it more
Ridiculous as
Yeah, where's the dungeon that we bought? Oh
What is that?
Hatred sleep seeps from this line. You can't even read
All right, I'm gonna go use the bathroom move around a little bit. I will be right back
You're perfect on this first training. I've returned
My cat was trying to sneak into my office
No, I'm gonna do it TTS and we'll get back to it
Cobra 471 with 500 bits said the ability that brings up those spectral shields buffs your black abner tea
causing you to retaliate every time you are hit during that block.
Yeah.
Great against enemies that hit often.
Yeah, I really want to play around with it in...
Burn in Liberty. I've got a lot of stuff that I need to do.
I need to make a build, or AoE, a build for single target, and a build for PvP.
Master Chief 1 million 170,117 with 500 bits said,
Dear Lord for the Goblin Lord, is there any boss gimmick that you don't like or rather actively hate?
Lots of control over games.
are some ways to make bosses challenging without being a bag of BS.
Yeah, I hate loss of control of your character. I think it's really boring. I
would rather have a mechanical thing such as position here, kill this enemy on this
timer, stand inside of this thing. Like I'd rather it be damage based always. I
don't like slows and stuns and roots and blinds and disorients. I hate all
that shit. It's super boring.
All right, all righty. So now we can go and do bounties and just do this. Just get a shit load of XP that way.
That's true.
Maybe it won't be though, maybe it's gonna be hard now, because like...
You know, we up the difficulty.
Spoilers, it's not part of it.
I do have a gun, yeah.
His name is Spaghetti.
Yeah, his name is Spaghetti, and he's a small goblin animal that has rapidly grown larger
and has just learned that he has legs that he can jump on.
A horrifying prospect.
I love that everything is damage over time.
I always love damage over time abilities, honestly.
small goblin animals? I don't know about that. I feel like some of you are large
goblin animals. I feel like that's probably true. I feel like you're fully adult goblin
animals. So, is calling us fat? No? I mean, I could. That's fine. Oh god! Oh god! Well,
I might actually die. Nah. I was just ropeling as dooper for a moment. I think
Look at those 20 gifted subs, dude.
Now I used to be fat, dude, you know what?
There's no good, I used to be gigafat, actually.
He's like unhealthy fat.
Yeah.
No, not PHHC, no.
Yeah, no, actually, I cut sugar out of my diet
and I lost a shit little weight.
That was it.
It was like a whole deal.
It was wild.
Yeah, yeah, I don't, I don't,
I was drinking soda all the time
I just stopped doing that. I just lost it in a way.
How do you cut sugar out? It's like in everything.
I stopped buying stuff at the store and I saw a cooking class.
This is just sugar and so much stuff.
I don't know how to say it's like it's absurd.
I'm not surprised.
Mine has been 80 total.
Yeah.
There's the chalk.
Also, dude, you went to Twitch by understanding the acre, didn't you?
Yeah, I tried to.
and you didn't you didn't come say hi to me
hi
on discord
you should have you should have contacted cronos
i know i know i should have
cronos is the one that keeps on all the time
if cronos isn't all about it it's not real
i love this build
i'm just gonna keep making the worm
you're gonna come join me
yeah i'm just hitting live
Oh
I'm gonna beat these these dudes
Yeah, so non-boss enemies become executed if the poison reaches their max HP even even elites
It's insane
another one
Alright the centipede
Centipede God now has 36.9 second cooldown
D4 bad. I mean, it's really down to you man games are subjective if you like a game
then you like a game. You don't like a game, you don't like a game. Play what you like. Who gives a shit?
It's 2024 and you have millions of games. Just go on Steam. Hey, that shit don't matter.
Recharging 40 bucks for a new class. I don't know how much the expansion has yet,
so I have no clue. We're gonna find out though. That's kind of how I feel about it.
It's gonna be a lot of people with a lot of hot takes on it, but I really don't give a
shit about hot takes from talking hands on the internet. I give a shit about what does this
for like to meet because I'm the one playing it right so I don't know yet we're going to see
like if I would have followed the internet trend I wouldn't have played thrown in liberty for the
last few days I wouldn't have enjoyed myself as much as I did you know always decide for yourself
don't outsource your critical thinking with somebody else I love the executes that they're crazy
I changed the game to the computer not handle it.
It should be able to handle it, I was on ultra, but then it streams it, so it's like
bring it down with it.
What are you doing for your encoding for this room?
What are you encoding?
What's your encoding method for string?
You're doing it over GPU, right?
Mhm.
Okay.
Alright, we're good now.
We're on this dungeon, we're good.
Okay, I'm coming, come on away.
I don't believe you.
I'm trotting away my horse, of course.
As you move down the PUA or Cistillatel floor, you can tell by the category and title of my screen.
Which game it is.
Are you a new chat?
Shared thing? No.
Shared chat? I definitely would not do that.
No.
Is D4 good again? Don't know yet.
I do like this build. It feels insane.
Mostly because I can do this and then this.
And when I do that, I summon a big dude.
Look at him go.
I'm just summoning dudes.
It's the worm dude.
Warworm. That's war time.
I feel like they've targeted me specifically.
Because I lost poison build.
Worm regards dude.
Yeah, it's very worm regards it is.
Hello everybody Dupre is that he's escaped
What would I have to do for you to take it first?
Just staring at the middle distance, flying yourself to sleep.
And you wanted to play games with me.
You know what you're in for.
Yeah, Diablo is about killing shit.
And weird powers.
And killing shit.
And it's now about creating giant worms.
That's the new thing it's about.
Oh, they're all executed.
Oh my gosh.
Now you think the hammer would be doing really well, but no, it's the fart clouds.
It's pretty good.
Yeah, I'm literally giving them Costco samples.
That's how it works.
Because I'm Costco pizza.
Oh wait, we had a finger in.
It's all right there?
Yeah, I'm good.
Hand for such a good...
That's what you panic sensually?
Yeah.
I'm worried about you.
I have a concern.
Look at all the worm, dude.
This is the nicest thing you've ever seen.
At least don't talk about how people are afraid of that worm.
That's all.
It's just good to say.
The execution.
Dude, I don't even get to play the game.
The worm plays the game. Let this show up.
I just got a legendary polo.
How many legendaries have you found?
Uh, that's the yellow ones, right?
The orange ones.
No, that's the orange ones. I got three. They're all helms.
When you dodge your block and attack, you trigger a 242% thorns attack against the attacker. I don't...
use thorns...
or pull-offs.
Thor, no thorns?
This is a weird ability, let's say.
And a bonus based on the type of level.
Bonus, lucky hit chance.
Lucky hit chance is 4-4.
Okay, I've got one point to spend now.
Again blockchains, again thorns, defensive abilities, give me bigger, game damage reduction.
What is all of this?
Vulnerable enemies deal 5% less damage to me.
These are all kind of fun.
Yeah.
Is it more poison stuff?
No, not really.
The mobility skill cooldowns are reduced by one second based on how far you travel with them.
I wonder if I could make toxic skating insane.
Why hello? Thank you for those gifted subs. Enjoy your guys' cosmetics.
Yeah, now your worm is...
Too powerful.
It's only 30.
It was a little fuzzy worm since it...
Oh god, you have a studio audience now.
It's happening.
Oh, wait, you heard that?
Yeah, I can hear it.
I can hear it.
Whoops, my bad.
Ah!
That's really funny, dude.
I am so sorry.
Y'all evil.
Oh, my god, dude.
That's great.
That's great.
They didn't think Bursa knew Target.
Ben was just running away from Slime.
30%.
The real answer.
Any names of the outfit.
I guess the real answer is to just summon more stuff.
What if two worms?
I think it's just centipede damage more than I thought.
Think of those gifted subs.
Drops are live now? Yes, drops are now live.
You may need to refresh your stream to see them.
So I'm gonna go and open mine real quick.
Yep, drops are enabled on the channel.
And I can see those drops in the campaign.
It's part of the support of Streamer.
And then I have to gift subs.
I guess to myself.
You have to get the subs to yourself.
Yeah, in order to get your cosmetics for this.
It's one where like people get uh cosmetics for gifting subs
just not my own. Oh okay all right I get it now
I thought it was like a bit or something that you're doing.
No yeah it should work for anybody anybody streaming gale before
so it works for you too. Who out here with their worm?
I don't I don't know if anyone else has a worm dude.
It's probably, it's probably just me.
I'm the worm. Look at him.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm probably just looking at him and be like, I don't know.
I don't know.
I'm just looking at me.
And I'm probably just changing like, oh.
Killed the boss.
You killed the boss over here just killing a grunt.
Like, yeah, take it.
It's so fluttery, dude.
Yeah.
I can summon the worm for pretty much every fight now.
Yeah.
I think that's pretty cool.
I know you'll make a fight.
The executed on elites is kind of insane, because later on we get a perg on board, and the perg on board allows us to basically modify the shit out of our characters, and one of the things you can do is there's a poison room, which makes poison like insane.
So having an executed on poison is just broken, dude.
I think you wrote these gifted sums, you guys are awesome.
Enjoy your cosmetics.
And it's gonna be positive.
You guys know that Dooper actually is terrified of Daniel?
There we go. I need... I'm gonna make my fear do no damage.
I'm trying to suffer it.
Because the worm doesn't know what to do.
But only...
The worms just over here take care of what you do.
Executed.
His name is Bidrox Pesper.
Pesper Poole? Yeah.
Pesper Poole.
Here's a problem.
My poison? Can't hurt enemies with shields.
And this guy is poison enchanted meaning that he takes less damage from poison.
It's okay. I'm putting pools on him. He's dead now.
Goodbye, friend.
Off he goes.
You got some Tim Tams today and you see why I like him? Yeah, dude.
Sounds like a skirmish.
Oh, okay, that's true.
Enjoy your news.
Executed.
Has the expansion so far, enjoy it.
The new class is pretty busted.
In like a really fun way.
It's unique.
It's unique in the way that it works.
I'm playing it as a poison though right now, but there's a bunch of different builds
for it.
It's like a monk next to the witch doctor.
That's kind of the best way to do it.
Like a poison bug witch doctor.
Dupre and Pirate Software Strip, yeah.
Plain with Dupre.
The Dupre.
Yeah, I'm the worm doctor.
Yeah, you far as you make some runaway and fear and they run at me.
Oh, there you go.
You guys know the Dupre loves pecking on guys?
I do, I love it.
I mean, that's, as you can see, it's like the whole build.
Hard to hear you guys because the game volume's too high. I'll drop it.
I'm obsessed with bug snacks.
I totally forgot you have a kid now. Oh god.
Yeah, I got two of them.
What's it like?
Like being old dude. No, no I'm back in town. Yeah, hit T. Hit T. It's all the perfect time.
Oh perfect. Uh, being old, my knees hurt all the time. I'm just obsessed with people being on my
lawn. I want them to leave, you know? Oh no, no, I didn't ask what it was like to be a big bitch.
Oh okay, I'm missing her. I'm sorry. Yeah, I totally get it mixed up with two.
I'm tired all the time? Oh yeah, yeah that's, it kind of comes with the territory.
Yeah.
Hurt and it burns when I pee.
Yeah, exactly.
Did you have you gone to the doctor yet?
Because you're like awesome hurts.
It hurts when I like bend and the doctor's like,
you're not allowed to bend that way anymore.
Like you're not allowed to do that.
You just can't.
That's your life now.
Yeah.
I was just breathing everything.
So have you tried not breathing?
That's usually usually the answer.
Yeah.
What did I think of that?
All right.
Yeah, it makes sense.
You just got to stop.
What is this thing?
Your healing is increased by 20% whenever you heal your poison damage is increased by 3%
Wait a minute
All you heard was poison damage?
Go up
Poison damage up, heal up
Casting a gorilla skill
Like you couldn't catch me dead casting gorilla dude, get out of here
Who out here taking dead casting their gorilla?
Get out
Core centipede
What is this?
Hmm.
Thinking about what I want to use, like what ability I want to get next, because some of this is really strong.
Oh, wait a minute.
There we go.
Wait a minute. I found the combo.
I need to have a polearm, not a glaive.
I need to cover myself in lucky hit.
Do you need a polearm to increase your poison?
It'll make it so that I make enemies vulnerable.
When enemies are vulnerable they take bonus damage, but if I use stinger on a vulnerable enemy I get 10% of my max HP back
Okay, that's cool. That's busted
Level 24
This is how Diablo works
Well, he'll polish in the old pool
I need fairing and slug them by 50%
This is gonna change the poison damage in the aoe just changes. That's it. I don't take
You feel a little prettier?
Yeah, it's just a question to see if you feel a little prettier now.
Nice.
Reward on my challenge.
Ready.
Oh, I got ads.
I'm gonna wait.
I'm gonna do TTS.
Give me a minute.
SGTNIC0 with 500 bits said at Parade Software on the store you have precious blessing pouches
which are free and can be monthly obtained 15 times, which can have purples in it.
Don't miss them out.
Don't miss them out.
Don't miss them out.
Don't miss them out.
Don't miss them out.
Chris locality with 500 bits said how do I believe the positive feedback from my
boss and not think that I now need to work even harder or think my boss doesn't
see how much work it is to keep eyes on so many parts of the business and team
um to be honest that's always gonna be a different thing for different bosses
right so like if your boss doesn't understand like it doesn't understand
what's going on at all let me go pull this up yeah like your boss doesn't
understand what your job is they don't have it like a good grasp of it but they feel like
they do then it's going to be a problem you believe the positive feedback from your boss
right so like I can see you feeling that way they're like well he doesn't understand
the job so how can you give me positive feedback like that's that's a normal feeling for that
right so instead you need to go okay he's giving me positive feedback is the positive
feedback that he's giving based on what I'm doing in the job accurate based on
my opinion of what I'm doing in the job is the thing that you're doing actually
impacting the business. A lot of the times we don't realize the impact that we have inside
of a corporate environment because we don't stop to think about like, well, I just did
this. What did that do? How much did this impact the work that I'm doing? How does it
impact the team that I'm on or the company that I work for? Take a minute and think
about that. And if your boss is giving you positive feedback, then great, because
it means it's likely real, right? Most of the time bosses won't do that. A lot
other times bosses get caught up in oh this negative thing is happening and I
need to shout it out because there's a problem so I would I would sit down and
see for you is that feedback meaningful and real or you specifically does it
make sense and then go from there they roll these gifted subs goddamn dude the
wall of subs it is upon us be how old was that the TTS why my drops I'm
Moving out the drops that they're doing right now are if you give subs
Yeah, this is purchase to recurring or give subscriptions and claim the rewards
Ghost of Concord Mount purchase for new recurring or gifted subs and claim the rewards glory of the Victor mouth
And that's what that is
And I gifted my subs
Sometimes it takes blizzard a little bit of time, but yeah, it's they're all enabled in this channel
They're also watching ones are there are there any worm cosmetics in the game I
Don't think so. It should be like that's like free real estate right there. Let me see if my stuff is hooked up. Oh
There are watched ones too. Oh
Shit, oh by the way
Can I just bring up you gave me a laugh earlier when you were talking about like your equipment inventory and you were like
I've never heard the word socketables before
You never heard that?
No, I've never heard that.
Oh, it actually says socketables.
Yeah.
It legit says it.
It's funny as shit.
Maybe it is.
You don't know how to work on it.
Well, you work in game devs, so when you type out interactables and then it red lines underneath it, and you're like, what do you want me to say?
It's funny.
Hey, give us Centipede stuff, Lizzie. That's what I want.
Yeah, where's our cosmetics for the worms?
I want to be a centipede in real life, dude.
It's like a fucking pool noodle, though.
I just want to become a centipede, dude.
That's how it happens, dude.
Got to see Nimble?
Yeah.
One day science will solve this, and I'll get to become a centipede, dude.
One day.
The sciences are working out right now.
Dude, I hope so.
Oh, what if it's like one of them's like a spaghetti noodle cosmetic, too?
You're a cosmetic, dude?
Okay. Got him. Thank you. That means I'm premium. Oh, that's true.
Vulnerable damage bonus. All right. So our next dungeon that we have to do
let me see if we can find this. What is a realm walker? Tell me where to go. I'll click on them.
I don't know what the hell that is. Hold up. Let's go up there. How much faster can we
the centipede type? Very. Imagine a centipede typing on a computer. He'd have to have like
a special kind of keyboard. He'd be aligned with all of his legs. No, he'd be like a spiral
formation. Like he'd be rolled up like a, like a cinnamon roll. The keyboard over his whole
body. What the hell is this? What, another worm? It's a realm walk. Ow! What a bitch.
we have to slay the roam walkers minions to anger it going to run away
we're operating on one force power right now you literally have a single horse yeah
piss them all off oh god oh my god I don't know what that was dude we got to
follow this rum walker and piss it off I don't know what this hatreds embrace
thing is but it's awful to fight it's my poison it's fine you should totally
stand it just a little right just a little bit just a little bit yeah right
and there's a bunch of weird dudes that just what I can hear all of your weird
DTS madness why is that playing through this one oh my god that's like a bomb
just went off Jesus oh we gotta break this we gotta break this quick
everything you got there's a guy named extra mayo in here he gets the theme
dude now we're gonna fight the wrong walker it's pissed oh shit oh shit oh shit
oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit
almost died almost died
I ran out of potions I'm gonna die I have no H3 no potions Costco I got you
Oh, I made it.
Oh, I'm dead.
They should come get me up.
Save my kiss, come on.
Yes!
Oh!
That's it.
That's the worst sound you've ever made.
You make a lot of noises, but that one.
That one.
What is this? Faithless espouser?
You say faithless kiss-spouser, dude?
There's some of the worm again.
I'm reviving you.
Yeah, he's kind of a big bitch.
Holy shit. Alright.
Extra mayo is dramatically stronger than us.
That guy's awesome.
He's dead too.
Yeah, he just died.
You gotta revive and run back.
Okay.
Let me see this one.
So many bores.
Go where I'm go go where I'm go
Wait, wait, there's a portal we're going into the seething realm. I don't know dude. It's the seething realm
Where's the seething?
It's full of empowering hatred
Those little guys explode using hammers right now
Thank you.
I execute the reports.
Yeah.
That works dude.
So what are these Zacharine remnants?
I actually don't know what the hardest thing is.
Hold this here.
I don't respect them.
Is this how you are enough?
To become a Disney character?
Yeah.
Mouse is going to get you.
Watch out.
why is he running away why are you running get back here immediately
yeah i just covered him in fart gas he's dead dude i got some legendary pets you have 8%
increased dodge chance successful dodge restores 19% of your maximum life
all right just just warn me before you do i need to get all the gauze for my ears first
okay your worm is so cool looking i love the i love the design of it
use the wrong gate to choose your path forward your choice determines the rewards
including a type of seething opals that drop at the end well let's think
equipment seething realm of equipment I open the seething realm I don't even know
if this is from this season or last season yeah it's a lot of dudes you
wanted to raise the difficulty is on you enjoy the worm thank you thank you it
sounds like dying roses why you dying because of fight elites you stood up in
it and it's exploding by yeah I could tell by your health I just got a huge
damage upgrade? Oh wait, seething chest of equipment. Some boots down here. Seething rupture?
I don't know what that does. What does that do? No, it's a portal and I don't know if we're supposed
to go in it. Let's go in the portal. Let's go. Okay, I'm in. I'm down if you are.
Okay, I understand it's a boss fight. They have stuns. Yep, damn it game. We gotta stay
alive dude. It's just a million stuns like I didn't even know which can you get me up?
Oh, we got a checkpoint in here just revised. Yeah, this dude is nasty. The stun is insane.
The stun is insane.
Jesus Christ.
Yeah, this is rough, dude.
It might want to lower it a bit.
Oh wait, never mind.
I like it being up.
Dude, he's a rock thruster, alright?
He came from a long line of rock thrusters.
You will respect him.
He killed you with the last second, buddy.
He did.
Spiritborn is basically a monk.
It's like a monk mixed with a witch doctor.
It's like a witch doctor, man.
Dude, it's wild feeling.
wild feeling. Not like what I expected. Oh, I like it. Yeah, no, I'm doing a poison build
right now that feels pretty goddamn good. Mostly because I could do this. Why am I stuck? I'm
just frozen for 10,000 years. Realm fester coin. Yeah, I did bail out. You still in
You know you can just light it up, right?
I really would. Yeah.
That big worm.
Jesus Christ.
Yeah, it's because we ramped the difficulty and then did some endgame activity shit.
A little bit. A little bit.
Dude, he's got so much health.
Oh, it's because he's got increased health. Jesus.
Yeah, the Dodge Healing Legendary is definitely putting it in work, man.
Eventually you'll get to the point where it's like, I don't know what the enemies are anymore.
Because they just instantly die.
What are you doing in there?
Why are you a gozo?
Are you though?
Are you though?
We have another seething rupture over here.
You ready to die, Blanche?
Yeah, let's do it, why not?
The checkpoint's right there.
Yeah, it's... oh!
It's like a code house in Mario.
Let's get free shit.
Oh my god, why are you like this?
Sorry, do you see my dog?
Do you see my dog?
I just got a 54% damage of her time glaive.
Yeah, because you need that.
How is it honestly? The new poison mechanic stuff with this new class is awesome, Keeler.
Yeah. Yeah.
This is just rad.
Like, I'm gonna be honest with you dude. It feels great to just like...
Drop a boat to poison that shit.
Like...
Just some of the giant worm, you know?
That new weapon is doing my work, dude.
That's bad enough.
Yeah, that new weapon is doing insane work.
Yeah, these saccharine remnants I need to find out what the hell that does.
I don't even know if that's part of this.
Expansion?
That's part of last one.
Not really sure.
Season journey.
Time to get all my season journey shit.
Slamming in summoned by the realm lock.
Seething opal of gold.
Okay, what the hell is that?
Legendary glaive?
When you cast it in carnage skill, enemies around you become...
enemies around you become vulnerable. What is an incarnate skill? Oh. Oh. Okay. That's disgusting
and great. Everything on the screen becomes vulnerable every time I pop my toxic skin now.
That's insane. All those blue bars. Yeah, the range is enormous. It's just everything on the screen.
Poison month, yeah. Oh, god, we're gonna answer.
Yeah, no ads on my stream Jeff Bezos is bogging all the demons dude you know about hardcore
mode just like this but hard to go where you die you die where you die you die yeah
should get you in a hardcore mode see how long you last we already know how long it's
all of two seconds.
You do not see ads and not everybody does. I'm going to do a TTS give me a minute.
FPS underscore demycinjager with 500 bits said I fall. Sorry to bother for something rather
newbish, but I've been reading your website about how to make a game and I saw you saying
to not make our dream game first, but rather something foolish first, which I agree. Though
I don't have any idea about what to do, as all my imagination is driven for my dream
game. Any tips?
Yeah, I mean if all your imagination is driven for your dream game that means that you're
likely chasing an ideal that you really want to have one day, but do you want to do that
in a way where it's not going to be effective for you? Because you're going to make that.
You're not going to be able to attain the quality that you want in your first go-round
and it's gonna be really frustrating
and probably demoralizing.
I always tell people, take that thing,
have that passion, but instead of having that passion
for like, I need to do it right now,
have that passion for, I will be good enough to make this
if I keep doing these things.
And you just keep doing stuff
until you become good enough to make the thing, right?
And I think that's much better, personally.
Like always much better.
Is you work on things and you get better at those things
and then eventually you're like, cool,
I can make what I want now.
And you'll know that time when it comes to it's not even like a wait sort of a thing.
What is this?
For the next 30 minutes, enemies routinely drop additional herbs and crafting materials.
You gain 15% increased experience.
Wait, what the hell are these new consumables?
Oh my God, that's a lot of gold.
Bro, what?
Yeah.
Oh, did you pop the thing?
Mm-mm, I didn't pop anything.
Look into your consumables, Deb.
In your inventory.
Oh, I think we're in the boss.
Oh, it's pissed.
I don't know.
I want to see what it do.
I found out he was angry.
Look, they're all boner over here.
I don't have the worm right now.
Ten more seconds.
She already died.
Skulls means I have been cured.
Barbarian problems, dude.
Legendary.
difficult from the floor right I might actually die yep too much too much
cross oh my god what did you just say you haven't
been doing the skill points yes i should have read that out loud
wait a month's telling how you did it no no no not damn this thing
you're doing really good he's dead dang holy crud you did it
how many how many times you bring up the worm like twice and you did it
no dude it was like every 30 seconds a lot a lot of worm
where does the worm sound like a good skull band
Things, sand, sand would be your brain's hands.
Two handed shawd.
What? Why do you only have three spells?
I don't know. What are you talking about?
Why do you only have three spells?
What are you talking about? I don't know what you're talking about.
What have you been using your skill points on?
What have you been...
What have you been doing?
What have you been using your skill points on, man?
I don't have the stuff, the things, the snacks.
Jesus Christ.
such a disappointed dad tone from the floor.
No, as we signed up for Jesus Christ.
OK, I'm going to switch my legendary out.
What is this?
I still can't believe.
You don't have any actual abilities in your character.
I know people.
You have to be true.
No, it's lunching strike.
You should have all of your abilities at this point.
What's going on?
What happened to you?
Now I at least understand why you're so good at tanking the floor.
Thank you.
Wait, all right.
Yeah, yeah.
Do you know how to enable the skulls on the bar?
You know how to do it?
Do you really?
Yeah, yeah.
Do you really?
Mm-hmm.
Do you need help, dooper?
No, no, no.
Listen, I can press the button.
Do you need help?
No.
Press the button this stuff.
It does things.
We're good. We're good.
They need help.
Dupre, we're going to load a question.
Just asking.
Asking if you need help, but
I'm all right.
I'm doing.
Oh, my God.
I got this out of my skulls.
You got one of them.
That's weird.
No, we're having on soccer.
So let's see here.
Got all my junk.
What do you need?
I need to temper my weapons.
Let's see. Oh, yeah, tempering is not.
Is that new?
I don't actually know what this new tempering thing is.
That is new.
Here's your goblins in my chat right now.
I'm telling you to call you pirate soft hair.
Y'all bunch of goblins.
I mean, yeah.
It's exactly what they are.
Centipede finesse.
What do they just do?
What's he doing?
OK.
Pestilence Swarm Damage.
Where's Pestilence Swarm?
Is that what comes out of this?
It says Pestilence Swarm Damage is increased.
Oh, there we go.
While Devarra is active, if a non-boss enemy's remaining life becomes poison, they die instantly and leach a Pestilence Swarm that deals 29 poison damage per hit.
Dang.
So I just upgraded my Pestilence Swarm Damage.
Nice.
Alright.
Weird.
This is almost done.
Next level, actually I need to back up a little.
There we go.
And we're gonna take...
That's disgusting.
You know what?
We're gonna reduce all my cooldowns. Worms for days.
I'm not taking the poison explode one dude. I'm taking the infinite Worm build.
That's what I'm doing.
Hey, we have a hatred rising thing over here. I don't know what this is.
Hatred seeps from the land is what it says.
Uh, bottom left area?
What is empowering hatred even mean?
Like, I don't actually know what this does.
I've made a level 7 devourer.
Hello.
Hello! I have a level 7 word.
It's ranked still.
Yeah, so this actually gave me plus 2 to all spells.
Like the everything.
Hey, Primegio, what's up, dude?
Playing Diablo 4 with the Dupur, man.
Thank you for the Rating Party of 1,525, bud.
How's your day, bud?
How's your day, bud?
How do?
We're learning about the new class in Diablo that launched today.
And it's wild, dude.
It's like completely insane.
It's like a monk mixed with a witch dog.
And it just beats.
Some is a giant centipede.
I love the giant centipede.
Oh, what is that?
Some bullshit.
He's got a centipede for a hand. We have to kill him.
Impost.
Alright, he's dead.
Handipede.
Yeah, handipede.
Not a fan of the handipede.
Okay, we gotta go up to there.
Okay.
I don't really know what this zone is supposed to do.
It's weird.
Sick with COVID and feeling a little better, so Diablo all day.
Good.
I'm glad to see that Primegy is still using my face as an EVO.
Oh, perfect.
This looks like a monk boat with animals.
No.
It looks like a monk boat with a centipede.
And poison.
How dare you.
Poison.
Also he gets fears.
That's a battery coming on. Good. I produce much coal. At least three. You gonna join me?
Yeah, I'm on my way. The person wanted to talk to me and they said that I'm silly.
All right. I don't think anyone in Diablo told you that.
Okay, well they said it in another way. I was just praising it differently.
By the way, you can just like ignore collision on the scary theory most of the time. Also,
the worm is out. If an enemy has more poison damage on them than they have health bar, they
instantly die. They just execute. They just dead. It's pretty great. So many. It's pretty
awesome to be honest with you. I'll be trying out Path of Exile 2 on the 115th. Yes. I'm
a big fan of Action RPGs. The Abel likes it in my head, I guess. The Abel specifically
is one of my favorite games. Also, I get to say worm regards now by normal rotation.
So yes, I'm very happy right now.
What was that?
Sorry, I didn't catch you snag.
I went to go read it as you said that.
That's a new season. It's fun so far. New character classes really interesting.
Oh, we got Battle Pass again this season.
Hey, you like it so far? It's like monk mixed with witch doctor, which are two of like the classes I really enjoy, so
it's kind of like a class made for me to be honest.
and I get to summon giant centipedes like yeah it's crazy centipede does a
shitload of damage like this is this is great for me I'm loving it's very
uniquely yeah it's made for me uniquely neat nice we get mastered it's
her it's a ridiculous dude they do so much damage to legendary boots let's
see 20% movement speed I just I just get movement speed I just move faster yeah
dude see it he got executed oh it's gonna get executed oh he didn't get
executed no you might have something that increases your movement speed oh
that could do it do they add a new class I mean that's what I'm playing yes
like watch this dude we got this start to pull ahead do you have a fear of
skeletons I mean sigil pattern
More... more boots?
What are these new legendary boots?
When there's at least five close enemies, stun them for three seconds.
Alright.
Don't mind if I do.
Manual guerrilla finesse.
Okay.
Will this game limit the amount of times you can do dungeons? No.
Diablo, you just go.
You want to play for 50 hours straight, you play for 50 hours straight.
great. That's that's how it goes. You do whatever the hell you want.
Stable for worth playing. If you if you want to play this game and
you're on the fence about it, do you like turning your brain off
and killing demons?
I like just not even not even like close to on any possible way.
We get to these fun masses. Like just your brain turns off
And even stop right no thoughts at all
Like I'm having zero thoughts in my brain ring ring goes for yeah
Is that does that how it works?
Have ADHD my brain doesn't turn out. That's a mistake. We're dead. You don't know that
What if death doesn't turn your brain off?
Yeah
What if it just lets you think forever?
That's all the afterlife is you stable for
corpses, you know, as a tree.
Or I'm kind of liking this bonus.
It's kind of nice because it gives two extra skill ranks to
everything at all times.
You deal 41% increase damage of all of these.
Maybe I drift his pants right here.
Why?
When did you adopt this new voice?
No, no, no, I'm just doing some bombs.
God damn it.
you're cursed yeah more poison if number green equipped gear yeah I see green I
right-click I got ads I gotta wait I will be right back I'm gonna get it move
around so don't pass out maybe it's just do this they can out yeah but thank you
everybody for hanging out with me appreciate it you gotta lock that in
We call it locked over if you will
What about over I have one arm. Thank you for the
Not a backseat, but you might want to be peeking at those orange legendary. I think you have a chess piece
Well, there's a helm there's a helm. There's a helm and they're all helms
Yeah, they're all helms. I know it looks like it could have sort of tiny on the screen. I think shift compares. Oh
oh okay yeah now they're all helms and they are all agony drink water oh yeah
you're right I should he's slightly ridiculous they give it a follow my
badge uh pay the good to follow captain click
maybe we'll play Diablo again they want to play Diablo to your ear wiggle
Aw shit. Just imagine my ear wiggling, guys.
Maybe the follow. Maybe the subs.
I don't want to get the expansion, but it can't be...
Yeah, you... Maple, literally, I was like...
The door's just like, do you have Diablo 4? Let's play the expansion, okay.
And fast forward to here.
To now.
And now I'm playing it for the very first time.
It was so cute. Oh, thank you.
I had to buy Diablo 4. I hadn't played it before!
Why did you ride? Thank you so much for that follow.
a chop gambit slash bounty with demolisher star hello hello you look
pretty cute here to that whoa the riser rare mace use this mace to dad what hey
Hey, they used five subs, Boofer.
ChannieBanana, you follow this line.
They gave photos, she gave all them follows.
Never turn.
Never turn.
Did they get a horse from the gift subs store?
They do, yeah.
Oh, okay.
Let's come and drop five and be like, give me the horse.
Yeah, they get a horse,
they get a ghost of Concord Mount
and a glory of the Victor Mount.
So they get two horses.
two horses two horse power two horses and for watching there's a scythe a
staff it's weird too because like I'm not getting timers on these so I'm
wondering if Blizzard screwed something up so I don't know man take advantage of
it while you can it should be working I got no clue no horse it's two horses
One for two subs and one for four subs.
Enjoy your two horse.
Your timers are at 43% so it's working for you, it's not working for me.
That sucks.
Alright.
I think this is good.
That's the DLC so far. It's actually really cool.
There's character classes, anyway.
Mostly because I get to live out my fantasy as a giant centipede.
That's the meatling thing.
See?
Giant centipede.
Do you ever just want to become a giant centipede, dude?
I'm ready to become one.
Yeah, I agree.
I can't believe science puts all of its effort in all that nerd shit instead of turning me into a centipede.
It's ridiculous.
Ridiculous.
Actually, get the subs, dude.
Enjoy your horse!
This guy's got frost and fire.
Not nice!
He's kind of full of bullshits, isn't he?
Yeah, because I like an element, man.
We've got one Corpse Spinal left.
Well, they're killing well, I feel.
Random shoe-handed sword.
I know a curse when I see one.
I know where the voice came from
That's you're talking to baby voices
It's the same it's the same do it I call bullshit just say until next time
Did you die I feel like I just need more damage
warm regards
alarm
hey I got a legendary
quick to see shit
what the hell is that
the grotesque debtor
the smith son
you gotta be inside the ring to hurt him
he's trying to escape I think
oh he's dead now
he dropped a heart
the malignant hearts were from last experiment
nice give me just a moment what's this new ring 20% chance for your skills to
inflict vampiric curse on your enemies enemies inflicted with vampire curse are
also vulnerable but it's got a sick exceptional gloves of a cursed touch
enemies take 20% increased damage this is the way yeah but do they look cool
they probably look cool yeah they look pretty cool I just don't want to go to
the ball looking weird you know but you look weird thank you you're welcome
so where do you like crab ring dude dude yes how could you survive without even
have an emote for covering you know there's no way to survive without that
cover newness king you're crabbing you you making us not was it go later when I
play on the place on my own time and learn the story that you're like hey
I'm gonna play Diablo 4 I'm like okay I literally bought it and downloaded it
with expansion yeah you did and now you have it now I do what's it like
having this game dude you know what this has been my only experience of the
game and just watching fart clouds and giant worms pretty nice it's pretty
good it's pretty good yeah what's a crab ringoon oh no you've lived life this
long without experiencing the sweet delicacy that is a quack crab ringoon
I'm I'm I'm upset for you
That's terrible a quab
Grab ring in
wishes
the wishes indeed I
Need to go and salvage on my garbage. Oh, yeah
I got good my shit
But yeah salvage all your stuff at that vendor
Come back to town. You got it. I don't know if you've been doing that
But if you salvage legendaries, you can use their powers to turn into other legendaries later
And you definitely want to keep upgrading your potion too
How much would someone need to pay you to get an entire cup of sour cream how much would someone need to pay you to wear wigs
When will you wear wigs rain club boiling blood aspect? Oh
Oh, these are all the new things.
I guess this is the way they do the codex of power now, it actually looks pretty sick.
It's defensive offensive mobility moves now.
That's cool.
Give me just a minute.
I have returned.
Uh, I'm gonna go round to the bathroom and pick up your bag.
Alright.
So it looks like they kind of moved everything up here instead of it all being spread
out, which is way nicer, to be honest with you.
One of the things that I hated before was having to walk all over god damn town.
So this is great.
Like it feels really good.
We need to go and use... this one?
Oh wait he's not here, god damn it!
I'm gonna eat some more, one moment.
F-Tocke with 500 bits said hello.
Today will be day 5 of a game I developed in Godot for the sake of learning.
I took unreasonably long pause.
with GPU Particles 2D and After Death Effect. Yeah, also I have a question. What is your
approach to software testing when you are reviewing someone else's work? In my case,
I'm working on a browser extension or mobile app. So there's a visual component to it.
I have a wonderful dev team and I'm in a retro meeting right now where we talk about
things that do really both.
you're dealing with, let's see, I'm working on a browser extension on a mobile app, a visual component
to it. Yeah. What is your approach to software testing when you're reviewing someone else's work?
It really depends, right? You need to know exactly what portion you're testing. You need to understand
what the goal is. So the first thing is to set up objectives. Are we trying to improve
in performance? Are we trying to do regression testing? Are we trying to go and look for
or bugs, we're trying to look for exploits.
Like, there are different categories within that
and you need to determine what your goal
for any testing activity is going to be.
This is called setting up a test plan.
So you set up that test plan,
you know exactly what you're going in there for
and then maybe you find some edge case stuff around it.
But that's the goal.
The goal is to test out that section of the software
and usually this gets split up,
split up among a number of different teammates, right?
Or teams.
And that's important to understand is that
It's not meant to be one person test the entire app. You shouldn't have one QA guy. That's never going to work. Yeah
F-Tocke with 500 bits at heart message got clipped. So about just to finish the message
I have a wonderful dev team and I'm in a retro meeting right now where we talk about things that do really bother us
Or we would like to improve
Company had to fire some of the people a month ago to stay afloat
Looking for a way to improve my testing skills so I could boost my output
That makes my last answer feel real bad
You guys just fired a bunch of people and my answer was that you need to have a bunch of people to do the testing
shit
Let's see
Look at you improve your testing skills honestly focus on building test plans
If you can build and execute on test plans, you're gonna be a better tester because you'll
Through the act of writing those down
You'll have a better understanding of software and the way that you test that through
And how everything used to be focused and categorized while you're doing that test plans are kind of the whole key man
It really is. It's what sets apart junior QA versus senior QA generally is being able to
Determine what needs to be in a test plan write the test plan and then execute on the test one. I have a third
Welcome back. This will be your last stupid mistake
Oh, I thought the talk was gonna be funny like smacking their butt or something. What's wrong with my pants
What is wrong with your pants? I
I put these on and I have less clothing is this what it feels like to play any
female avatar in a video game I'm literally putting on pants and getting
less coverage hey what was the what was the place I could salvage my stuff and
say over here go to this guy if you click all items it'll delete all items
in your inventory that are not currently worn and now come down here
Go ahead and upgrade your potions.
Can't upgrade it till 30.
Okay. Now come back up here.
You have Coltus here.
Now that you've just salvaged a couple of legendary items, right?
Yeah, yeah.
By doing so, you can now click on the Codex of Power.
You can apply a legendary power to it that you absorbed from one of those by salvaging it.
And you can turn any item into a legendary.
Too nice.
So like it would cost me 15,000 gold to make this into a legendary.
Oh that's pretty cool.
Yep. So I'm gonna do that.
It makes it really good.
Boop.
And you keep that power forever, by the way.
So now whenever I use my toxic skin again,
I'm able to...
Oh, there's a roam walker up there.
Let's go to the roam walker.
Every time I use the toxic skin, everything becomes vulnerable again.
I'm gonna do a TTS while we go.
No. No!
Everything you see is upside down in reverse, but your brain adapts to it.
Deeply cursed, isn't it?
Oh, I see it's Wembley now, Lois.
What?
Yeah, it is.
What?
Did your goblins over here?
Goblins are over there.
There we go!
The worm.
Hey, I think we're gonna do a lot better this time.
Yeah?
Yeah.
No.
I just do a lot more damage.
I thought we had a person named Cosmic Hotdog and then I realized it was you.
You're a pretty cool man.
God, I'm so slowed.
Feels bad.
Gotta kill the Bloodbound Guardians.
These things are nasty, dude.
Yeah.
Pretty much anything in here is nasty.
Oh, we gotta kill these things.
Let the worm reign.
Gotta kill this seething storm-colored thing.
Holy shit.
That just sits under you?
It just sits under you.
Yeah, those just go after you.
And just stay.
They just stay. Yeah, it's crazy.
He just keeps summoning shit.
Nope, nope.
Why do I feel like I'm in sludge the whole time?
Like something is slowing me very badly, and I don't know what it is.
It's some frost color shit.
Ah, it's a seething rhyme color.
Yeah, the spikes are the worst, dude.
It's the spikes in this frozen guy.
The seething rhyme color is the one that's the problem.
Now where he's big damn, holy shit, dude, they just do so much damage. I think I got that
Yeah, I got the wrong color. I think we killed it
Did we interact with it? Or is that it? Did it die? Is it dead? Did we win?
I think it's supposed to be dead. Oh, yeah, I think it is
But it didn't die, right? Is this a bug? I don't know, dude
I don't know dude. There's a red zone up here though. Yeah, it's really slow. I don't know why. Oh, it's Butcher the baby edition. Dude, I can't wait to upgrade my character. Oh, shit. I basically have two modes on this character. Either I have the warm up, or I'm sad. Yeah. And that's basically it.
Basically it. I'm a 30 second cooldown that's it.
I started Liberty Pay to Win. I didn't find it to be paid in.
It's paid to progress, but I was beating people even though they paid money to go fast.
And I got to level, you know, max level and did end game content in two days, so.
Definitely not that big of a deal. I think it's paid in.
If that's a- if paid to progress, it's a problem.
Oh, I do. I'm getting ass locked. Yeah.
I got ads. I get away.
Are you good?
I'm gonna do TTS for a minute.
Colin Walker with $9.99 said hypothetically,
I invented a thing, maybe a good one.
What legal, technical, paperwork-y stuff should I shore up in the dev stage?
I got good PPL to make it a reality in IDC about it money.
You need to talk to a lawyer.
That's what I need to come down to.
You ever have an idea that you really want to, you know, keep secure?
You gotta talk to a lawyer.
Always, always.
Always, always.
That's the way.
Yeah, it's lawyer time dude 100%
SAWWS with 500 bits said hey for goblin lord
I've been working in the UX field for about five years. I haven't worked with FAANGS
But I do have some higher profile clients that force me into NDAs that leave my portfolio baron of relevant research driven work
That's okay. This makes it kind of hard to get my foot through the door with recruitment teams that look for real projects
Do you have any advice for this?
For the recruitment teams, you can say I was under NDA. I worked for this company and
If they can't understand that it's it's unlikely that is rare, right?
Like especially in offensive security. I was like I worked for the government. I was good as I work for this team
I worked for this department. That's what I did and they go. I understand, right?
Work the same way for you. You just have to say what you were doing
Anything that you can say in regards to your NDA and I would to be honest with you
I would get a lawyer to review your end game and see what you can and cannot say
In the context of getting another job
Especially in the jurisdiction that you're in or that you worked in so that's important
No, too is know what your your limit is if that makes sense
And we're back
Alright, let's see
I've changed my build a little bit. We're gonna see what happens. Yeah, I did you do added some shit
I do more damage on my direct single target poison. I'm gonna see if that helps us
That is true.
Yeah.
I was a meme once.
I mean, I still am.
But I was one too.
Yeah.
I don't think that's true.
I have one worm.
Got that worm in here.
Just pull the worm out.
Sing it.
If you like the expansion, well, you know, could have more worms.
I would say it's got worms, dude.
Yeah.
Others exploded their Apex and returned to where they were casting, both dealing 90% damage.
Wait, what?
Oh, it's Quill Volley.
It's an ability I don't even use.
Shit.
Well, that sucks.
My current weapon is way better.
We need to go and do a dungeon.
A badass.
I'm down, let's do it.
Let's do a dungeon.
The Realmwalker is a bitch to fight.
Wait, what is this?
Spirit-born Spirit Hall?
What the hell?
is this game available in Russia? I actually don't know. I know the discord just got removed
from Russia and I'm sorry to hear about that. That's awful. Yeah. I wish there was something
I could do about that. I need to apparently do a world quest to like unlock some spirit
hall thing. It's probably going to buff the shit out of my character. So yeah, I
kind of want to know what it is. It's something new. So my horse does not like ladders.
Spirit glass
Is that all we're doing it's like spirit footprints
Yeah, you're warm listen soggy dude. Yeah, yeah, it sucks
How's the game been it's actually really fun so far the new class is really interesting
There's a lot of different ways to build it and I've decided to build it around a centipede
So do poison and set up eat bullshit
stupid mistake she's dead now we're supposed to go where am I supposed to
go I mean there's no dancing in this game
hmm don't hit me in front of dance hit him I don't even know where the dungeons
are we supposed to go through oh hey let's go to a legion event how much
was uh how much pay to win was in uh throwing liberty it turned out to be
paid for progression I didn't see anything else outside of that which
Which means you're just paying money to have less video game?
Which is dumb.
This confers no significant advantage to the player.
Other than you spending money and having less game.
It's kind of a meme.
You fan of Destiny?
The video game?
I used to be.
Way back in the day.
I like Destiny 1 a lot, and I like Destiny 2 a whole lot before they kind of shaded
up with bad monetization.
Is our world turned off for outsiders?
I guess it's not.
these people are in here thanks for those follows by the way thank you
I don't I don't really usually play games like this I'm usually like banjo-kazooie and
drinking chocolate milk and watching Scooby-Doo through but today you get to
be a demon slang bastard yeah it's very cool need more points at something else
there we go there's a new DLC worth it I don't know dude I haven't played
enough of it yet but I'm playing the new class and the new class is quite
fun so I will say this feels worth it to me like this new class those I still don't
know what a spirit hall or spirit-born hall is yet but I'm gonna unlock that
right after this WEME with $10 said I want to start making content but I
don't have any videos is it okay if I live stream first to build a following
yes it is okay if you start screaming to build a following with people to
watch your videos, right? A lot of times you get used to it, right? You get used to making stuff.
There doesn't need to be an optimal strategy. It just needs to be you making videos.
Oh dude, this guy's shooting like lightning bolts everywhere? Is the other dude shooting like a fire
animal? This is bullshit. It's everyone playing Spiritborns. As a story, don't know yet.
We kind of skipped it so we could just try out the new class.
Yeah, it's all about worms, dude.
Yeah, you've seen them all.
Watch this.
Worm.
Did that just executed that?
Yeah.
My worm just executed that.
Yeah, when will you wield worms, dude?
I'm sure.
Good, because it's fun itself.
And if you didn't, I'd have to beat you up.
That's true.
You have to do it.
Mmm.
You could be Snot Flavor or you could be these other ones. These other guys are also playing the same class.
This is Input Abilities. The bird, the Jaguar, the Snot Wizard.
Executed. Hey look at the fear, man.
Hey Jackie. Thank you for the Rating Party of 117. How you been doing?
What is up? Is D4 good now? I don't know. I like this build. I like this character.
I'm waiting to see what it feels like when I get to Paragon status because like
Paragon
Really has a lot of stuff that synergies as well with poison in this game like a lot
And seeing that they made a class that has an entire build
Centered around the poison is very cool. So
Yeah
Servant of hell has joined the battle down. He goes. Oh
God the lag. Holy shit
I gotta kill Slither first, which didn't cost me more, so much loot, so much loot, and then
a full level.
Good.
Nice.
Kind of worth this on that.
It's like glaives have elite bonus damage, which is sort of disgustingly strong.
I got this.
What?
There we go.
Well, I accept Toxic Skin's poisoning.
Yeah, we get 7.5 seconds with a 15-second cooldown, so 50% uptime on this now.
Yeah.
Oh, that slime you're just leaving there.
It's pretty gross, right?
Yeah, but what floor slime at least?
Alright.
Alright.
Okay, I need to go see what this quest is doing.
Okay.
Let me check this out.
Just realized you spent 200 euros on the game and you didn't even buy any cosmetics.
I don't think that's possible, is it?
You'd have to get the ultimate edition of everything, which is like twice, which is cosmetics.
Yeah, that's you buying cosmetics, dude.
Like straight up.
There's no reason to get a deluxe edition of those.
All right, so this area, I don't believe was accessible before.
That's interesting.
I want to go into the spirit realm.
Yeah, what's that about?
I want to do it.
Oh, thanks for coming out of it.
Yeah, he's dead.
All right, sacred hunting ground, huh?
The hell is this?
Was there something that popped up that interacted for you?
Well, I don't think they might.
It's weird.
There's like spirit, spiders, and birds, and a boar.
I don't think you can come in here, can you?
No.
But you do you.
I'm just hanging outside.
It's a nice day. Go for a swim.
You know, dude, no cool, weird spirit realm for you.
No slowly walking old man barely talking for you.
I've seen plenty of the spirit realm. Thank you very much.
What are you doing?
Dude, you look cool. It's like Monk Witch Doctor.
That's kind of weird.
Yeah, everything is spirit Halloween now.
It's true.
Ask for help near the Brazier.
How does this work?
It says ask for help near the Brazier.
Oh, how are you supposed to ask?
Is there an emote for this?
Dude, I don't remember how to use the emotes in this shit.
How do you use the emotes?
You press the E button, press the E key, then you get customized, and then you can, like...
Oh my God, why?
It's all a help, yeah, there it is, and then you can assign it.
I need help.
Either there's actually a bunch of hidden stuff with the emotes around the map.
Yeah, forgot about that.
This is your time. This is as far as my physical form can go. But I shall not leave you in time for it alone.
No? You're gonna go hunt the spirit rom, dude?
Heck, yeah. Let me know if you find like a spirit fish or something.
Spirit Rengoon.
Yeah, I need my spirit Rengoon, dude.
I can't see him out.
I'm just out here killing ghosts, you know?
Kinda messed up. You get back here. It's escaping.
Think of those gifted subs, dude.
Yeah, I'm supposed to just like survive
in some English, I guess.
But I'm mostly just like, all in ambulance,
but not for me, you know?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Bring the sacred fire so you can call the spirits
or a collection of chest blades.
Oh, I'm a 30.
Yes, I can upgrade my appreciate weapons.
I've given thanks to the spirits.
Well, I'm going into the next phase.
Extra long stream today.
I'm just trying to get this quest done.
I've been playing with boots.
Oh yeah, definitely that was what happened, right?
You definitely didn't spend more time on the floor than Scott.
Couldn't be.
It's all break dancing.
You were definitely broken.
Yeah, there was a lot of breaking happening.
The game just artificially healed the boss
because I was actually killing him.
And I suppose he wasn't supposed to die.
Oh god, the answer here.
Basers are so excited about this.
I can't stop the fight
How do I tether it to the spirit though?
How does this work? Okay, the answer. No, God
No more ants
The setup is joined me
Like forever. I don't know. I almost just executed him the game almost just broke
It was very funny
What with your worm?
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Yeah.
I almost executed with a worm.
It keeps artificially healing him so that the game doesn't break.
We did it.
He's dead.
We got two legendaries.
Spirit quarter staff on your oven yielding hits.
Casting a gorilla skill increases your weapon damage by 44% of your armor.
With three seconds.
That's bullshit.
That's insane.
Your reinforcement cooldown is reduced by 24%.
Reinforcement?
Yeah, weird I don't understand and I gained a level
We did it
Christmas is saved in I killed a giant wolf man in the ghost world
And I saved saved Christmas for all
I did boss spawns in nine minutes
We should go kill that
Is it in the afterlife or now I'm back I'm back from the other room
Should have saved Halloween should have
Even the gifted anonymous subs
Anonymous give me I don't think it gives you the skins though. So do keep it in mind
We're moments he did
Why can't horses climb down cliff it?
You ever seen a horse in your life
Horses are the dumbest animals known to man they're idiots dude they're like
afraid of lines on the ground and shit like they'll lose it if you walk like
if they're gonna you're a line in the road yeah they don't like those like I
cover things they're giga dumb yes yeah they're not a smart animal big sweet but
dumb they'll eat themselves to death if you leave feet out yeah yeah this is
same as the donkey yep also very very strong and super which is the scariest
combination but there's some in beads
wait a champion of evil accepts your challenge oh see there cool challenge
So this world boss
You're worried about if I sleep enough don't be my doctor knows more any spot
If it sleeps that is for me I sleep five hours and nights just how it is you
No issues. Oh god the news
The news is so weird. All right, let's see
This will be the boss
I'm a little 33 year level 30, but we should still be able to get loop from this
each different basic skill you cast increases all of your damage by 11
percent for 10 seconds are you kidding me so they want you to have mmm that's
kind of cool actually that's a really interesting weapon crazy stacks yeah
that's a really really weird weapon also that counts for this so it's just
always 11% bonus damage because I only have one
At least that's what it looks like.
Sack on.
So, like, this is gonna begin in 4 minutes or 2 seconds?
39% all damage.
Maybe it doesn't count?
Say, did he assign his spirits?
What do you mean?
Ah.
Hitting an enemy with a Senate Boot skill reduces their damage by 2.5% and slows them by 10% for 3 seconds, stacking it to maximum 8 times.
You're 1% of your maximum life for every nearby enemy you've poisoned in the last three seconds.
I think they're the follow-up.
Maximum ferrosty, if you're so in-game. One stack of ferrosty when you turn on your down to the boss.
I guess it's just...
Setipede.
Setipede.
It seems like this class is really deep and interesting, and it's gonna cause a lot of weirdness.
Because...
We're gonna have...
basically it's what it looks like is you want to go all into one spec but it's
incentivizing you to go into multiple specs which is kind of interesting I don't
know if it's a trap I'm not sure really not sure but like on bosses I can reduce
the boss damage by 20% at all times it's like really really strong if you
I don't know it's a trap, it's probably a trap.
No.
They want you to get off the worm.
They can't.
And have you worm in the whole time?
They can't get me off the worm. Too powerful.
I need to get aspect of infestation.
There's a new, apparently there's a new power.
Well the aspect of infestation that makes it so that all those little like spiral things that I shoot at also apply poison.
Which is disgusting.
Why not?
This has got to be black magic. I mean, yeah, would you not be a vermin man, sir?
Hmm, a vermin man, sir?
Wait for a world loss, yes.
It starts in 10 seconds.
There we go.
Get your worm, Brady.
Dude, my worm is always ready.
Let's go!
What is he? He's just running.
Why are you running?
They made these way harder.
Like, he's got so much more HP, dude.
I think we'll beat it until...
It doesn't matter.
I thought I was moving close enough through.
Damn.
Yeah, it's the tornadoes that are killing my eyes.
We'll say that, but we got 12 minutes left.
The hubris.
A lot of people just died, I'm sure.
He's got so much freaking health, dude.
I think this is actually a new boss.
Wandering death, death given life.
I've never seen this boss.
Alright, it's working.
It's a tornado right under his feet.
Free beings this time.
Oh, there we go.
Dropping it kind of poison under go my beautiful. Oh my beautiful. Oh god centipede girl
The worms already go if you worm is going oh shit
Got a dodge through this
It's okay. He said in the center of the whole time
For me go under for you. Oh, here we go. Oh, baby. It's a triple. I think they just made this boss strong
Because I think these used to be a boss
As I remember that beam effect, but this is like not what you'd be doing.
Holy shit.
Can't do shit, can't do shit.
He's so close again.
Nice.
Nice.
It's my same boots, but better.
I am actually open the bag that it gave me.
Oh, that's fancy.
Wait, what the hell?
This thing just says, deal 20% increased damage.
That's the legendary power.
Triple this bonus after standing still for three seconds.
Oh what like all right use more damage
Yeah, just all damage
Stands still for three seconds to
60% bonus damage
It rolled perfectly to
Disgusting is what it is. That is a broken amount of stuff that I just got
We got no we got that thing
Yeah, that's sick dude takes the worm from
uh what is this 341 to 455 damage oh yeah make it stronger even more more warm sick
oh yeah don't forget to go to the uh the bounty tree because we just got five
points yeah well you were in the afterlife there's a new class cool yeah I
like it a lot I'm dealing with this growing page the very beginning up to a
42% chance for your skills to inflict and vampire curse on enemies enemies
inflicted in front curse around some vulnerable
Yeah, his weapon rolled with two sockets
Boo. Yeah, the glaives just did dude because glaive increases elite damage
there's no reason not to use that. It's disgustingly strong.
Well, it is actually 1240 for me.
Yo, go to bed.
Yeah, I'm getting another one.
All right, let me see if there's anything I can put into my gear.
All righty.
It is time for me to stop streaming, Chad.
So today, we're writing.
Who could it be?
Who could we possibly be writing?
You guys ready to blow up your stream?
It's gonna blow up your stream, by the way, because he has a bunch of alerts on his
channel, a bunch of alerts.
And he has no idea what to do when there's a million of you.
What do you get over there and you start spamming the shit out of his channel points?
It's going to detonate his string
He's not ready for this. Oh, it's gonna be really funny
So have a good time. I'll see you all later also eat it duper just
They should all right fine fine
Oh, I have to send your stuff over to the glorious people on YouTube as well. Oh, well, thank you
Enjoy that enjoy that. Goodbye everybody. By the way his his alerting system is built for like a hundred to five hundred
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